DEATHlikescats: No they’re getting back to where they died @quazik_
diceinbox: Squish noise
TheWarDoctor8: Guess it didn't work as uneventfully as planned
dumbo3k: @QuaziK_ they died, and are currently replaying from an unforgiving checkpoint, while ads run
QuaziK_: ah, some bts movie magic going on
CanadianDaz: soo wet
itomeshi: This is... squidgy. Like, schlorp is one thing, but this is.. glurp.
SomebodyNowhere: ben dont die while adam is going to the bathroom
The_Color_Twelve: good lord that is wet
jetpixi: moist
SquidVorb: mushy
ashteranic: perfect accompaniment to roadquest
TheWarDoctor8: @DEATHlikescats Oh I must've missed that while tabbed out
jessieimproved: drink more glurp y'all
DEATHlikescats: Lots of squishing and crunching
diceinbox: This has awakened something in me
Mistborn83: Ben is secret playing
noa2828: Anyone else hungry now? Sushi?
BusTed: two acid spitters down, now on to the glob spitter.
vellebastet: I wonder how the sound team achieved all of these gross noises
thraximore: @diceinbox does it squelch
Dalrint: these sounds are somehow worse without the visuals
josh___something: @vellebastet personally :)
Mistborn83: I want gogurt
DEATHlikescats: @thewardoctor8 no worries! :)
diceinbox: @thraximore ohhhhhhh yes
dumbo3k: @Dalrint because your brain can conjure all sorts of horrors to fit them
BrindleBoar: being a sound engineer for this must have ruled. just goofing off in the produce/butcher sections of the supermarket.
matthaus_c: lrrDILLY
BusTed: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
brutusq13: Dilly dilly
DEATHlikescats: So much produce was crushed for the foley of this game
SymphonicLolita: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
MAPBoardgames: lrrDILLY
empyreon: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
CanadianDaz: whoever did the sounds in this game needs a raise
Seth_Erickson: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Dog_of_Myth: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
NimrodXIV: lrrDILLY
SomebodyNowhere: lrrDILLY
underhill33: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
gibbousm: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
itomeshi: I Cream!
CaptainSpam: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
LordZarano: lrrDILLY
saucemaster5000: those are the grossest things we've seen on this stream tonight
Thoufeux: but these are disks
TehAmelie: dilly!
drdngr: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
vellebastet: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
noa2828: Ah, cream lolys
brutusq13: 1 in 10 dilly bars are extremely vascular
jetpixi: Nay not
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "....blame Adam" - ben
MAPBoardgames: Dilly bars exist to be eated. And eated they will be.
BrindleBoar: dilly blackmail
PMAvers: "Turns out they are filled with poison, and you only get the antidote if you beat a Elden Ring co-op boss."
jacobc131: the dairy queen police are on their way!
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote bar
LRRbot: Quote #7303: "You can't get more gamer than a muffin on a progress bar!" —Heather [2020-10-23]
Going_Medium: lrrCREEPL lrrDILLY lrrCREEPR
vellebastet: I want oneee
DEATHlikescats: How do dilly bars stack up to Dove bars?
CanadianDaz: we all heard
itomeshi: < Currently eating Minecraft Enchanted Apple Pie ice cream
pipshardfour: I'm so jealous
lazermeow: Sticks are unbelievable.
SymphonicLolita: strong agree
TehAmelie: i wish i had a dilly bar
noa2828: Satisfying snap
dumbo3k: @DEATHlikescats as in the soap?
int3rpreter: real talk I appreciate the coordinated ad break
saucemaster5000: It's It for the win. Or most other ice cream honestly
Pteraspidomorphi: Guess you need another one
DEATHlikescats: !quote dilly
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Mistborn83: I have never had a dilly bar
dougma: now I want a dilly bar!
noa2828: Also drumsticks do absolutely fuck
jetpixi: choco taco :(
Athelgar: question is, do you eat corn on the cob in stripes or rings
BrindleBoar: winning technique
TehAmelie: by the way we heard the game the whole time you were off. so much wet murder
saucemaster5000: for balance
Mistborn83: rip chaco taco
NotCainNorAbel: turn and nibble is the best for a sandwich
Gascitygaming: like a drum mag of meat
Skizard88: More uniform bites?
DEATHlikescats: @dumbo3k lol no the ice cream, but now I’m curious about the soap too!
BrowneePoints: It's so the fillings don't spill out the other side
KillThreeRats: This is now a Dilly Bar stream.
jetpixi: @Mistborn83 superior to the drumstick imo
saucemaster5000: @Mistborn83 someone told me recently it was gone and my heart has not healed
Seth_Erickson: they got that high metabolism
Mistborn83: I have been on a Klondike bar kick
noa2828: Low gag reflex
eyesofmike: expandable stomach
BrindleBoar: big mouth, stretchy stomach
DarkNacht: Fat constrains your stomach
TetraRay: expansive stomach
TehAmelie: it's just geometry
BrowneePoints: Hi! As a fat guy, it's cuz visceral fat actually tightens and applies pressure on your organs, making less room
mulligan2six: No gag reflex
Koshindan: Less stomach fat to push against the stomach.
DoctorHutch: @Mistborn83 about 2 weeks after they said it was going away, they said it would likely come back
DEATHlikescats: It’s the elasticity of the stomach
itmightbemikey: Suction power
eyesofmike: good shimmy
QuaziK_: you can grow your stomach over time
Seth_Erickson: all you really need is the determination Adam any one can be a speed eater.
Nigouki: my only memory of speed-eating was the clip from colbert of a guy showing how he preps ahead of time by drinking gallons of water to expand his stomach and then vomits it up. they just played the full vomiting clip and it was uncomfortably long
BrowneePoints: Hence why Big Big folks aren't usually competitive eaters
jetpixi: i have similar questions when i see sword swallowers
betweenmyself: An uncle that owns the local throat lube factory pennyWhat
TheMerricat: Heavier set people don't have as much room to pack it in because the fat layer around the stomach prevents it from stretching as much.
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote eat
LRRbot: Quote #6263: "English can eat my entire ass." —Alex [2019-07-31]
MAPBoardgames: There's still the fun of pooping
DEATHlikescats: Agreed
saucemaster5000: liked ranked top lane
Fanklok: Not being able to feel full
diceinbox: Can we change Let’s Nope to Two Men Enjoy Ice Cream for Three Hours
Roger_Job329: Is James in the office?
NotCainNorAbel: Adam isn't the oldest?
code1300: A lot of them burp for days after cause of all the air that goes in too
noa2828: Except fighting, generally losing the high potential for actual death is universally agreed to add to fun
saucemaster5000: I love that
Seth_Erickson: LUL
TehAmelie: have you seen the people who drink milk competetively? insert a liter of fluid in one second flat
BrowneePoints: and the one Nathan's Hot Dog guy that's famous actually has a genetic goof in that his stomach is quite a bit bigger for his body size than it should be @LoadingReadyRun
Easilycrazyhat: If that worked more than once, that's on your brother, not your sister XD
noa2828: Came in like fuckin Kramer in Seinfeld
LinearGif: What about competitive milk drinking but like, figure milk drinking
saucemaster5000: I'll never forget going in to finish my film project in college to find someone left a 30 minute cut of them doing the gallon challenge nude on the school editing computer
Seth_Erickson: I don't think Adam's mom would be very interested in Scorn gameplay regardless
QuaziK_: its not a 10 even without combat ... :(
Dalrint: Adam channeling Alex: This game would be so much better without any gameplay
noa2828: @saucemaster5000 I have never felt more fear from one sentence
GhostofJeffGoldblum: backpack DAve why
Lord_ZYRK: Get your own viscera, Jim
Easilycrazyhat: Your spleen is a little loose. They're helping.
thraximore: Backpack Bill for alliteration
Koshindan: Backpack zack?
thraximore: Billiam for short
AkiraBalance27: @saucemaster5000 ahhh college
oniontuber: so if myst was in silent hill
Getter404: Backpack Jimmy and Backpack Bimmy
TehAmelie: Backpack Zack
noa2828: They're both short for Backpack Tyler
GhostofJeffGoldblum: That's a power move.
Seth_Erickson: To be fair I don't think the combat weighs this game too much but it does heighten how bad the check points are.
BrowneePoints: Look, Sex Work is hard, and if you've got a computer with free editing Software? Hell yea!
saucemaster5000: I'm sure they thought art too
Koshindan: Satchel Sammy
Seth_Erickson: Let's go Billiam
DiscordianTokkan: TeeeeBUCK
DeM0nFiRe: TeeeeeBUCK lunarj1Fangs
Fanklok: What about "Bavkpack Kaaosa"
cmdrelk: Teee BUCK!
DEATHlikescats: Gilliam lives againnnn
BusTed: Whoops.
TehAmelie: Zack, short for Zackiam
MAPBoardgames: Not our fault!
Koshindan: Crane games are so hard.
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints actually, that's fair
NotCainNorAbel: My brother and friends wanted to do the gallon challenge but also didn't want to drink normal milk; so they got chocolate milk. It went as expected.
noa2828: oh theyre parasites
TheWarDoctor8: Tee-BUCK is forever entered Adam's lexicon and I am here for it
arethosemyfeet: hi everyone, hows things?
TehAmelie: things are 10% Giger
Welbog: What are these gross moist dogs?
Ferisar: did this stream do plague tale? 'cause the sequel is out
jessieimproved: this game is reminding me of Fire in the Sky, anybody remember that movie?
DEATHlikescats: @noa2828 could be beneficial symbioses but that remains to be seen
Seth_Erickson: Will you be playing the new sequel?
Ferisar: gotcha
brutusq13: look outsidee
matthaus_c: man, that Plague Tale PiF was nice
BrowneePoints: Returnal or Elden Ring
h3rsh3yb4r: Elden ring?
notthepenguins: elden ring
Seth_Erickson: Well I meant more you personally Ben
BrowneePoints: Choo Choo Charles? pfft
BrowneePoints: more like Callisto Protocol
DoctorHutch: No! you should have waited.
patrick_stonecrusher: togethaaah
HadesLeprechaun: loved Plague Tale, the escalation of rat quantities kept surprising me
Xaunaught: I am playing it RIGHT now
Xaunaught: it is so good
Ferisar: the game looks good, i might play it
noa2828: @DEATHlikescats Maybe an autoimmune disorder? Like leukemia?
EvilBadman: hit me up if you look into Signalis at some point
DEATHlikescats: Elden ring sung to the tune of Chocolate Rain
saucemaster5000: Man, Potionomics looks sooooo good
BrowneePoints: Deckbuilding Roguelike Dating Sim
niccus: apparently there's a (short?) game where you're a maid cleaning a haunted home
Seth_Erickson: Callisto actually comes out a week before Choo Choo Charles
matthaus_c: Signalis is a game coming out in 9 days, survival horror scifi
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Doors may not be used by wizards.
oniontuber: that was an awesome stream earlier
DEATHlikescats: @noa2828 ooh! That’s a cool idea!
Darleysam: oh the demo of signalis was really good
Lyropithic: Is this the Dead Space-y one?
brutusq13: The sound of the little shooty guys is from something else too and I can't place it
matthaus_c: the trailers for Signalis are BANGERS
Getter404: Why is it never a Happy Secret
Thoufeux: Roxanne from Potionomics what are you doing after work
TehAmelie: Other Ben and Other Other Ben are doing Elden Ring on CTS ya know
saucemaster5000: I assume the Dark Pictures game in November will be... well, checked out after Desert Bus
HadesLeprechaun: I think this one is "art"
TehAmelie: [advertisement]
Haroldholmes25: Art? In this economy?
Abelzumi: What is this lil' thing if not art <3
BrowneePoints: Callisto was made from the original Dead Space devs @Lyropithic
KelevaStreams: Roxanne is gender
Ferisar: it's all about vision
SirenSongSeas: Saffron is SO cute
BrowneePoints: Excuse me the only option is Muktuk
KillThreeRats: Someone needs to remind me to recommend Disgaea 5 to Adam, since iti's on sale right now for 10 bucks and I know he likes turn-based strategy games.
Ferisar: *walks into enemy base, does not elaborate*
Seth_Erickson: Big Big Elevator
Thoufeux: lmao
BusTed: gottem
multeyemeteor: Kinda looks like an upscaled Gears 2
matthaus_c: whichgaea
SirenSongSeas: Ah fuck I got got
Roger_Job329: yes
saucemaster5000: I'm team Luna for Potionomics. The glasses....
TehAmelie: wait there are five DIsgaeas? i thought there was barely 2
code1300: Roxanne is right up Adam alley
Joecool190: very grindy
Robot_Bones: There are 6
KillThreeRats: Disgaea is up to 6 now, but 6 isn't as good as 5.
noa2828: You want Orbitz?
CururuGuasu: 7 soon
rolimka: and they announced disgaea 7 for january
BusTed: 👀
BrowneePoints: Ah so he wants Muktuk
BrowneePoints: but Lady
matthaus_c: it's not laser targeted to Adam like Zarya or Lady
saucemaster5000: Welp, I'll text Zarya
josh___something: Muktuk :p
SeaDiegoFC: Mint got them arms
Ferisar: show us the big lady in sf6 you cowards
GhostofJeffGoldblum: who DOESN'T want to text Zarya
SomebodyNowhere: what was adam's take on junker queen as a new tall girl
BrowneePoints: Okay but now look up Muktuk Adam
TehAmelie: imagine if Lady Dimitrescu was playable
Seth_Erickson: You went up a level via that big elevator
BrowneePoints: Marisa? She's got boxing Gloves
BrowneePoints: italian
Ferisar: ITALIAN
matthaus_c: Teeee HAWK
DEATHlikescats: Love that big ladies are getting love finally
Makrosian_Tae: the this??
PMAvers: Isn't she literally T-hawk's daughter?
TurnOneForrest: tony hawk?
LackingSanity_: no those are three diffetent characters
LackingSanity_: differe t
LackingSanity_: god damn it
Makrosian_Tae: Did we fall into HR Geiger's mind palace?
BrowneePoints: @Makrosian_Tae yep
malexus101: Ben? italiano?
noa2828: Attendance
jetpixi: I do not.
TehAmelie: more like a random high schooler who thinks they can draw like Giger
matthaus_c: as a matter of fact I do like feet
call_me_Aras: Juri was always about feet
Gascitygaming: i don't NOT like feet....
frank_the_great: Speaking of feet, have y'all been watching HoD?
LackingSanity_: marisa is the big one, manon is the french (maybe abel) one, lily is the t hawk one
Ferisar: if she was not in SF6 there would be no feet at all ben
MAPBoardgames: Twitch, pls
gundamschwing: F
Ferisar: they would cut htem all off
GhostofJeffGoldblum: picnic?
Darleysam: oh, no..
frank_the_great: F
Ferisar: twitch oh no
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: lmao
SymphonicLolita: F
bobokiddo: F?
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
LostThePirate: RIP
Seth_Erickson: the game is inspired by giger it is not supposed to be giger
LackingSanity_: f
DEATHlikescats: F
oniontuber: f
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh it's not me
Easilycrazyhat: RIP
Trymantha: feet I could go either way on, being stepped on however
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
SquidVorb: F
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
underhill33: lrrFINE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: panicBasket
kumatsu: I miss my Boys
brutusq13: f
brainbosh: katesRip
empyreon: riffScream
bishop_ftw subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bishop_ftw! (Today's storm count: 98)
frank_the_great: At least Ben looks happy
Joecool190: lrrFINE
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
GhostofJeffGoldblum: mattlrFine
3and4fifths: dergSmash lrrFINE dergSmash
vellebastet: lrrFINE
DarkNacht: lrrFINE lrrJUDGE
Haroldholmes25: F
Finalsora811: Oh, good. I thought it was me.
Veshnikard: lrrFINE
SeaDiegoFC: I guess it's not just me haha
DeM0nFiRe: It's back
Seth_Erickson: Sounds a little rude to call it a highschooler's version of giger
BusTed: Back up
niccus: the moistness got to the internet connection
MAPBoardgames: It returns!
Juliamon: Rfresh
saucemaster5000: I blame... oh, let's say... @GhostofJeffGoldblum
underhill33: and back?
gualdhar: just reload
NotCainNorAbel: and back
SymphonicLolita: hm back
gundamschwing: bic use bic
MAPBoardgames: Panic over
PotatoPlatypus69: pearlieRIP
VrolikSyndrome: This is what happens when we talk about feet!
Spritz_T: uh oh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's tough but fair
matthaus_c: hello boys
kumatsu: That was Beej cuz we were talking about feet
Makrosian_Tae: Is this a shooter?
SeaDiegoFC: Beej knows we gotta pay extra for that
SomebodyNowhere: jeez marisa's legs
BrowneePoints: So the in-game commentary for her is found, and she has a lot of moves that sound like a Roman Gladiator
jetpixi: fires missles
Ferisar: @Makrosian_Tae nah just first poerson
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's clogging the stream pipes with Tall Women
matthaus_c: @Makrosian_Tae nah this is myst
DarkNacht: too busy checking out girls to notice
BrowneePoints: the Russian Tycoon?
brainbosh: Didn't even notice the stream went down lol
BrowneePoints: Russia
Haroldholmes25: Russia
Makrosian_Tae: Interesting. What are we carrying?
noa2828: Obligatory Spike Spiegel line
Makrosian_Tae: wait, are we a fuckin ALIEN?
Seth_Erickson: for a little bit
noa2828: Briefly
saucemaster5000: we're back you good
BrowneePoints: folks had to refresh
noa2828: We good now
Juliamon: Very briefly
SomebodyNowhere: it did get a bit chunky
Driosenth: breifly
Dog_of_Myth: Briefly
Haroldholmes25: Denmark is the sideways cross in white on red
TehAmelie: just a quickie
BusTed: Got some healing blorbs back?
kumatsu: Bongle the dongle, Healy the Dealy
QuaziK_: healy or no dealy
tyrsredritehand: f
thraximore: it says you've been live for a minute and a half
Ba_Dum_Tish: 0 people watching. I'm not real
Lord_ZYRK: Skill issue
theamc2000: Weird doom but okay
Ferisar: going down briefly is no fun at all
frank_the_great: Stream froze, I got an ad for a cookie game, then came back
matthaus_c: we were funny twice today, we don't deserve this :(
saucemaster5000: eh.... don't we?
Spades_Slicc: Adam's right, this sounds like a personnel problem
SymphonicLolita: it's davids fault
niccus: a cookie game? but not *the* cookie game? bold
Seth_Erickson: oh hey this is close to the place that I almost got soft locked but you guys should be fine
TehAmelie: i've been scandinavian for 42 years and i've never realized our flags are sideways crosses
Haroldholmes25: @TehAmelie LUL
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Don't sit on the pain box.
JoshManVGH: @theamc2000 Oh man... that may be my favorite description of this game. I love it!
Makrosian_Tae: I am profoundly uncomfortable right now. Good game
TehAmelie: think of them as crosses with really off proportions
brutusq13: Imagine waking up and you just hear these sounds
theamc2000: @joshmanvgh yay
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We need Homes on Homes to come in here
Spades_Slicc: a pair of cytes jamming the system?
DarkNacht: !findquote evil
LRRbot: Quote #6382: "Yay, I'm evil!" —Serge [2019-09-11]
DEATHlikescats: Yay back
call_me_Aras: Is it just me or do gamers only ever mention the sound design quality of a game if the sounds are completely gross
Makrosian_Tae: Wait, you lied to me chat. This IS a shooter!
Darleysam: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: you wouldn't download a little guy
Boon_33: come for the spoops, stay for the treehouse of horror references
xantos69: You wouldn't download a car
brutusq13: @call_me_Aras Very true
SomebodyNowhere: squishy
jetpixi: @Makrosian_Tae it's more of a puncher
BusTed: mmhm
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This game is really so *wet*
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tae We're possibly-clone humanoid, with a more classically-xeno dude latched onto us acting as a third/fourth hand (and occasionally eating us a bit) and now and then other things pop up that we do have to fight but it's mostly puzzles
Ferisar: LOL
DEATHlikescats: Chunky bits
BrowneePoints: For all the Midwesterners in chat, got some freakin Casey's Pizza and this may NOT have been the game to eat during
Seth_Erickson: @call_me_Aras I don't think Little Nightmares or Visage sound specifically gross all the time but I laud their sound design all the time.
Makrosian_Tae: @Juliamon How...cozy...
DEATHlikescats: So cool!
Papperslappen: Scorn in smash, when?
MAPBoardgames: I absolutely would download a car.
SomebodyNowhere: hodor fighting
laikagoat: ooo
niccus: nelson is contractually obligated to not win against his kids
DEATHlikescats: I love this
BrowneePoints: Okay but like Ian and Heather I 100% believe would be good at Fighters
nyquister_: Hell yeah!!! When is this happening?
gibbousm: does being good at rhythm games translate to being good at fighters?
LackingSanity_: ooh, when is that happening?
SymphonicLolita: uh oh footsies
TehAmelie: Nelly and Heather would be a real unexpected team
laundreydhull: no thanks, I'm good. stay out there!
DEATHlikescats: @browneepoints once they get the rhythm of hits and how that irks, they’ll be amazing
saucemaster5000: @laundreydhull I'd watch
QuaziK_: the enemies in this game just get younger and younger
DEATHlikescats: *works
laundreydhull: gaaaahhh
Makrosian_Tae: This is just so...juicy...
DEATHlikescats: @quazik_ dazed and confused got REAL WEIRD
The_Color_Twelve: gibb was right. mostly flightless doesn't mean mostly harmless
call_me_Aras: Our "gun" looks like it has a nose on top
Seth_Erickson: when do we get a rhythm based fighting game
TehAmelie: figthting is rhythm, Alita told us that
noa2828: Idol game fighter please
gibbousm: fight stick or game pad?
SymphonicLolita: @Seth_Erickson isnt that just crypt of the necrodancer
Lord_ZYRK: It's got a whole face, call_me_Aras
saucemaster5000: sekiro is a rhy... etc. etc.
Seth_Erickson: you don't always have to kill them that way
JoshManVGH: It's so... JUICY
MAPBoardgames: SingsNote In the bunghole, the mighty bunghole, the lion sleeps tonight SingsNote
QuaziK_: you say you wanna play more 'ART' games but little do you know ...
noa2828: You ever rip a head off Adam?
Goorguy: That was a weird thing to join in on.
thraximore: there are multiple animations, you just keep getting the same one
MyBestHat: Shocked to see actual footage from ScornHub on Twitch
Seth_Erickson: Ben just is really good at getting it
matthaus_c: our little baby wasn't evil
Papperslappen: Oh, a dangler
matthaus_c: WHAM
Haroldholmes25: gottem
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, shell buddy wasn't evil and you killed them.
Makrosian_Tae: Cmon Ben, dingle the bingle!
Roger_Job329: Whammy
gibbousm: can you just run past them like in resident evil?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: these things look like frickin SCP-3199
BrowneePoints: Apparently there's only a few sections that are combaty
saucemaster5000: this was the big thing most people complained about this game
Ferisar: all about vision
kumatsu: I was HIDING
int3rpreter: LULL
gibbousm: I hear the combat is really only big in one chapter
Seth_Erickson: By the Grace of Gods
hammith: Ben being the one throwing LOL memes out is throwing me
KillThreeRats: A million points in Teemo. Still in Bronze.
Xaunaught: bless that teemo
Kaaosa: that was a hell of a game to watch
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
Haroldholmes25: goozled again
BrowneePoints: Ben, did you see K'sante? He's hoooooooot. And Gaaaaaaaaay.
TehAmelie: i think i get this game now, it's like Doom but you have a leg instead of guns
TetraRay: distracted by that amazing story
Orxolon: was that Teemo's fault?
JoshManVGH: Now the TRUE Scorn begins!
LostThePirate: zsrSad
Ferisar: the part where he walked into enemy base and tried to stealth
Cptasparagus: in bronze 1,000,000 points means you've played a reallllly long time in bronze
Ferisar: and immediately got owned
int3rpreter: and that's why I stopped playing competitive online games
Ferisar: that was a thing of beauty
gibbousm: just because you play a lot of a character doesn't mean you're good at them
Makrosian_Tae: @BrowneePoints I'm actually interested now
Kaaosa: @Ferisar the bandage into hook
PMAvers: One million mastery points from Co-Op AI is pretty impressive, really
HadesLeprechaun: you do not refill health at checkpoints btw
Makrosian_Tae: When was this? On Adam's stream?
call_me_Aras: Why can't you dodge these things by moving away in a straight line? How long does there bullet go?
Mistborn83: I resorted to running form enemies
saucemaster5000: "didn't know"
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tae Just personal games
Seth_Erickson: I killed most of the enemies it's not the worst it's just a little tedious
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, ok
nkcola: everyone loves a plumbus
matthaus_c: first we scrub the filmflam
Seth_Erickson: it's whatever health you were at when it checkpointed
Raincoast_Bear: Hey,this looks cool. Have you guys ever heard of a Swiss sculptor named H. R. Giger?
saucemaster5000: @Raincoast_Bear tell us more
Ferisar: the valorant experience
Ferisar: behind a corner with a shotgun
Seth_Erickson: they got an aggro radius yeah
brutusq13: Yeah I only fought them when they got in the way
ashteranic: you definitely can evade them, yeah
BrowneePoints: Yea for Adam and Ben, the next toplaner K'sante, is a freaking JACKED Gigachad Queer PoC guy, he's hot, and Lil Nas X helped design his release Prestige skin. @LoadingReadyRun
hammith: I hate the finger orifices
jetpixi: i wanna play valiant again
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh, this si why people were saying Elden Ring
jetpixi: Valorant even
GhostofJeffGoldblum: fingers everywhere
TehAmelie: i just watched that episode- pretty funny how all the memorable scenes in R&M are improv
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
gibbousm: I just want my favorite champs to be added to Runeterra already. give me Amummu and Zac!
Seth_Erickson: You can press the keyboard equivalent of x to just check your health
BrowneePoints: I hope Zac makes it into Project L and just has the GOOFIEST kit
brutusq13: one could be activated
Seth_Erickson: also one of those keys had a key in it Ben
brutusq13: gotta to go the spceific circle
gibbousm: A key in a key? must be a horror game
Haroldholmes25: progress?
Easilycrazyhat: Your were an inch too far to the right
BrindleBoar: cartilage elevator goes brrrrr
BrowneePoints: It's, as 40k would call it, an Ascender
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dave come on man
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hold it together
QuaziK_: dace is pushing it
brutusq13: it would suck if Dave killed us
SymphonicLolita: jimothy please
Easilycrazyhat: Dave is handsy
Makrosian_Tae: This has mad Returnal vibes
novrdd: CaitlynS
HadesLeprechaun: I love that you get punished for no reason
gibbousm: they want your body
Spritz_T: dave is huggy
Seth_Erickson: Dave seems to be a tad detrimental to our health
hammith: I mean... it might
MAPBoardgames: now I can't unsee it
matthaus_c: outplayed
drdngr: instead of iron sights you've got iron smells
ashesandmochi: i legit thought it was a face
thraximore: saved by the I-frames
Going_Medium: Rucksack Robert causing a ruckus.
brutusq13: geezz
GhostofJeffGoldblum: these things are like dang bloodhounds
Easilycrazyhat: I'm pretty sure they're new ones? They would have had to go through the elevator thing.
Seth_Erickson: No these are new ones they don't chase that hard Ben
brutusq13: We Juiced now
noa2828: You gotta boot scootn boogie the fuck out
brutusq13: They'll go into holes in the walls
SomebodyNowhere: the flux capacitor be lookin weird
TehAmelie: a puzzle. . .of the flesh?
BrindleBoar: flesh capacitor
int3rpreter: that's a weird lookin triforce
Seth_Erickson: I think the middle one needs to moved straight with the it's bar
brutusq13: These can take some work
zed_alpha: ah yes: I Sure Hope This Doesn't Awaken Anything In Me: The Game
TehAmelie: i don't even know what you ARE doing
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @BrindleBoar The Back to the Future sequels got really weird after they crossed over with Cronenberg
gibbousm: Squid1 Squid3 Squid4 HSWP
gibbousm: AsexualPride
Makrosian_Tae: Off by one!
brutusq13: you have it!
Haroldholmes25: it's a combo lock where the combo pieces are interlocked and the actual individual states/parts are super transparent so it's hard to read
brutusq13: nvm
Haroldholmes25: *aren't
Easilycrazyhat: Got there
Seth_Erickson: puzzles
brutusq13: YAY!
TehAmelie: i'm 80% sure this puzzle is just HR Giger's dick
gibbousm: lrrDILLY AsexualPride
matthaus_c: this boi smart
Makrosian_Tae: That...happened
Haroldholmes25: look at this absolute gamer FBtouchdown
zarbit: seabatBRAIN
int3rpreter: coggers
call_me_Aras: golf clap
DEATHlikescats: HOPE 2020Victory
ashesandmochi: HOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nice, a fleshlight
Easilycrazyhat: Give 'em on of deez
thraximore: for the puzzle maybe
Spades_Slicc: @Easilycrazyhat Deez what?
Seth_Erickson: no you're definitely free from that puzzle ben Kappa
brutusq13: they go in and out of the walls
niccus: i mean, you can, you're just not going to keep its previous functionality
TehAmelie: "it's already fucked enough"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Coward.
Kaaosa: isn't the whole point of this game to stick your dick gun in everything??
betweenmyself: Think you will have to do the puzzle again, when you get downstairs.
gualdhar: I dunno Dave looks comfy
Lord_ZYRK: But everything is so clearly dickable, Ben
itira: tqsHmph
Seth_Erickson: Oh ben this room has something important btw
MAPBoardgames: All those gears, more like CogChamp!
zed_alpha: Isn't the entire level a giant exoskeletal dick that we're scurrying around inside?
Raincoast_Bear: You're not my Dad!
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit 0 hitpoints.
int3rpreter: it's a trap monkaS
Makrosian_Tae: Nii-san!
saucemaster5000: can we just get doomguy to do this section?
Fanklok: It's my dick ill put it in what I want (withconsent)
Easilycrazyhat: @Easilycrazyhat One of deez well engineered and totally not dangerous contraptions.
matthaus_c: oh hey that was a faster animation
brutusq13: here we gooo
saucemaster5000: playtested by an ent
Seth_Erickson: Something on the opposite side of the wall as well
NotCainNorAbel: QA was at lunch
TehAmelie: the game would be much improved if you just played as Doomguy instead of whatever this is
SymphonicLolita: you're playtesting it right now
kumatsu: playtest deez nuts
brutusq13: BOOM time
SomebodyNowhere: new item
Xaunaught: Idk what that means but I plan to use it in the future
matthaus_c: new bad dragon
Makrosian_Tae: WHat is this? A playtest for ENTS?
Kaaosa: new dick blaster
gibbousm: gun
QuaziK_: objective: kill
Mistborn83: I'm gonna save you some time reload
Spades_Slicc: Proton pack?
Seth_Erickson: r to reload?
BrindleBoar: use the new plumbus? yeeeeaaaah
matthaus_c: oh I love that
TehAmelie: [eXistenZ intensifies]
Boon_33: must fire life
Darleysam: gotta take the safety off
Kraest: Here in scenic Existenz…
notthepenguins: the meat factory does not follow good development practices
brutusq13: trypophyopics nightmare
Makrosian_Tae: I'm shivering right now
MilkInBags: Shooting blanks
MAPBoardgames: No longer horror game
saucemaster5000: @Makrosian_Tae this was a better joke, and I love it PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
Haroldholmes25: shotgun time
gibbousm: slow reload And not much ammo
matthaus_c: @MAPBoardgames never has been
frank_the_great: Welp, game's not scary any more - we've got a gun
niccus: does the shotgun have a nose
SeaDiegoFC: Time to rip and tear
SymphonicLolita: dick shoot bullat
int3rpreter: truly a body horror fps
Scy_Anide: This? This is the...puzzle gun.
Makrosian_Tae: @saucemaster5000 I live to serve
ashteranic: believe me, it will not give you enough ammo :P
HadesLeprechaun: oh that's probably totally missable, huh
TehAmelie: we have a meat gun. are we a journalist?
Mistborn83: it took me forever to figure out to reload it
QuaziK_: this is a game where you have to pay attention when the game becomes generous with ammo and health
Makrosian_Tae: @int3rpreter THAT'S IT! I couldn't find the words, but that's EXACTLY IT
SomebodyNowhere: have you plugged the key you got into the receptical next to the other
Asimech: @niccus Who nose.
Seth_Erickson: Now you can switch via your inventory for the punch gun as well
Spades_Slicc: Anyone else here seen the Mjolnussy?
patrick_stonecrusher: not the Mater one
TehAmelie: the mussy, if you will
Makrosian_Tae: So, what do we know about the "story" of this game?
brutusq13: it is on your number keys too
Mistborn83: was I the only one who didn't know you had to reload it first?
Spades_Slicc: Mjolnir shaped fleshlight
GorgonsMind: its a good thing you have lizard friend to help carry things
AdamYMHMI: "Second floor, men's wear, sporting goods and... I'm just kidding, it's more disgusting flesh stuff."
Xaunaught: Words are for chumps
Seth_Erickson: There's a fast switch way as well that I don't know what is on the keyboard
Makrosian_Tae: Bold choice
brutusq13: you can hit 1 and to 2 to switch
saucemaster5000: Does that have to do with Natalie Portman and actually I don't want to know
kumatsu: the entirety of story came from the announcement trailer for this game
gibbousm: no dialogue, not cutscenes. just environment
PMAvers: Well, there definitely seems to be two different types of architecture. This meaty coat seems to be invasive.
andal0r: what about the KFC chik-ussy? Looks like fired chicken
ThorSokar: Wait... are YOU the tentacle monster in this story?
niccus: which end has the -ussy half?
int3rpreter: 6 year development cycle and no dialogue?
Welbog: The story so far: moist boy got hugged by Jim McBackpack, looking for more moister keys.
MAPBoardgames: What are you talking about? This game is dripping with lore. Wait, that's gore. my mistake
matthaus_c: yeah which end of mjolnir do people wanna fuck
TehAmelie: haven't seen this much flesh stuff since Song of Saya
Spades_Slicc: @niccus one face of the hammer
zed_alpha: Somewhere @matthaus_c which end don't they
nyquister_: What do we think this is? A Sierra or LucusArts game?
Juliamon: what does it feel like to use your first message in a channel to mention the KFC chickussy
Seth_Erickson: yeah those ones having ranged attacks is awful
HadesLeprechaun: the gamer instinct to reload after every shot is probably gonna get you killed here
gibbousm: it's a shotgun I think. so close range
zed_alpha: y'know, I've heard Steam is full of porn games, but this is ridiculous
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it appears to function like a shotgun
NotCainNorAbel: this game shows there is no god
Easilycrazyhat: Seems shotgun-y. Maybe closer is better?
SomebodyNowhere: the jukes
brutusq13: yeah, God intended to kill your enemies with punchy guns
zed_alpha: "punchy"
TehAmelie: Richard Garfield i think you mean
zed_alpha: "head"
itomeshi: Do these things... have heads?
TurnOneForrest: where is the heasd
Xaunaught: Ben how many days are you into Potionomics? if you dont mind me asking!
Seth_Erickson: I think headshots are why you get the long animation every time
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon I once downed a 200 dollar bottle of wine I got from Napa to "save for later"
QuaziK_: you can see a head on those things ?
DarkNacht: "head" shots get you weapon stuck
zed_alpha: wow yeah potionomics got WEIRD
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Salt...and PEPPAH
SomebodyNowhere: why not the rappers
Xaunaught: I am just meeting Saffron and I love them
Seth_Erickson: 6 ones this time
SymphonicLolita: ovary puzzle we meet again
SomebodyNowhere: well this could be a while
Seth_Erickson: the first one I brute forced and then this one took me maybe 20 minutes LUL
TehAmelie: i think i have to play Potionomics just based on that clip Ben tweeted
Bionull: @SymphonicLolita Puzzles begin at conception.
TehAmelie: this thing again?
TehAmelie: is this what the game thinks sex is?
Juliamon: This thing again, but moreso
Tecnocrat: I see I'm just in time for the reproductive imagery.
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: If a giant pile of green soft-serve asks you to join them in the void, say no.
SymphonicLolita: game trying to teach you how babby is formed
Juliamon: Tecnocrat Oh no, that's the whole game
SomebodyNowhere: so close
Tecnocrat: :thatsthejoke: :)
Haroldholmes25: so there's a lil nub on the outside that show the position. I think there's 6 or 8 positions for each and each one has to be locked into the exact right one.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We believe in you, Benjamin.
TehAmelie: the game is like they took HR Giger's body of work and diluted it in a 10% solution
Juliamon: I love these kinds of puzzles but boy are they not good for streaming
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie I read a review earlier today that literally said it was H.R. Giger but didn't have enough sexual imagery
TehAmelie: indeed
Seth_Erickson: This is like a game that was heavily inspired by Giger's body of works, but distinctly it's one and seems a tad rude to call it a diluted version of something else.
MrOrange1987: That one was child’s play. But this one is a nightmare…. On elm street.
MAPBoardgames: U U D D L R L R that should solve it.
Tecnocrat: So Softcore Giger? Cinemax Giger?
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Accept limitations from hot rich people.
TehAmelie: Giger knew what he wanted and lrrEFF went for it. not to insult the game but it does not go nearly far enough
Juliamon: can gigerpunk be a genre
Mistborn83: don't forget top one can't break the chain as well
thraximore: @Juliamon this game would suggest yes
Mattmitchell45: @TehAmelie Oh maybe, Giger knew what he couldn't unsee
MilkInBags: You fucked up a-appendages
Juliamon: I'm here for gigerpunk as a genre
int3rpreter: someone should teach a master class for these puzzles
saucemaster5000: Will Keanu whip out peenomoroph for gigerpunk?
Juliamon: That way it doesn't *have* to go "full Giger"
Mistborn83: the top one needs to move ben
Haroldholmes25: so basically you have a 4 digit code with numbers 1-6 and if you change one of the numbers it will change the other numbers based on how it has to be configured.
matthaus_c: why would you ever go incomplete giger
Juliamon: !backseat
LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
Juliamon: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
ThorSokar: I believe in you
saucemaster5000: I just laughed way too hard at full Giger PrideLaugh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: good news, I can't possibly help because I have no idea how this puzzle is even working
dougma: chat delay makes backseating on this impossible even if it was desired, which it is not
multeyemeteor: Come on, Giga Puddin' Brain! Help out Ben!
kumatsu: I believe in the moral support Adam is providing
Boon_33: if only we had a spare plumbus
MAPBoardgames: Turn that other one 25 seconds ago!
Haroldholmes25: so dang close
MilkInBags: This puzzle is impossible, ask for a refund OpieOP
Makrosian_Tae: G A M I N G
TehAmelie: dat galaxy brain just vibin
int3rpreter: these puzzles alone are deducting a point off of this game's rating out of ten
Darleysam: I'm in awe of anyone who can actually logic their way through these puzzles
MacSquizzy: what is the goal of the puzzle?
NotCainNorAbel: seabatBRAIN benginDab
Juliamon: MacSquizzy It's Lights Out
Haroldholmes25: @MacSquizzy get the lights on
kumatsu: @MacSquizzy turn all of the nodes to light up
nyquister_: BOOM!
SomebodyNowhere: got there
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: gottem
brutusq13: yeahhh!
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
NimrodXIV: ayyyyy
niccus: foreplay, i presume
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
vellebastet: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown gaming
MAPBoardgames: duskvHY lrrHORN
LostThePirate: zsrHype
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap seabatClap
TetraRay: heck ya!
patrick_stonecrusher: FBtouchdown HSWP Kreygasm
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SomebodyNowhere: benginDab
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: i feel like brute forcing the puzzles is more in style of the game
QuaziK_: but wait, there's more
Ferisar: so smart
Mistborn83: you can in fact interact with the top one
Easilycrazyhat: Key Get
Finalsora811: FBtouchdown
call_me_Aras: *golf clap*
DEATHlikescats: That was amazing to watch! Congratulations
BrindleBoar: Juliamon setting aside videogames (which tend to be obvious about it), I know there have been a couple of tabletop roleplaying games that have attempted to be meatpunk
SomebodyNowhere: benginTry
Haroldholmes25: Doing that without whipping out pen and paper and just intuiting it is dang impressive
saucemaster5000: Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box with Pinhead
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben "Fuckin', Galaxy Brain Shit" Ulmer
Seth_Erickson: There's a healy deal in the puzzle room btw
SomebodyNowhere: flesh pinata
SymphonicLolita: that was a pp
matthaus_c: Philip K. Dick
MAPBoardgames: Dangle dong?
The_Color_Twelve: floppy but also fairly punchy
nyquister_: Manscaping 101
Gascitygaming: the ol soggy elmo
int3rpreter: never wanna be a phloppy philip
saucemaster5000: still think game is lacking in Yannic architecture
zarbit: Big Mara energy
Fanklok: My brother in laws name is Philip
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TehAmelie: these two fellas together are like the future collision of the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxy
The_Color_Twelve: art imitating life
Easilycrazyhat: Gotta get close enough for a hug
PMAvers: He's firing his mind bullets
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Okay Christopher Nolan.
The_Color_Twelve: right up on the face
Ferisar: convictions notably very lethal
ThorSokar: and also our creepy AF gun
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, the Christian way
Seth_Erickson: There was a heal refill area in the second floor puzzle room Ben btw
multeyemeteor: Ammuknowledge
call_me_Aras: What is this, Prayer Warriors now? Shoot with the Power of our Convictions?
Easilycrazyhat: @PMAvers That's telekinesis, Chat
SymphonicLolita: and MY axe
betweenmyself: Knowledge is your ammunition and Ms Frizzle is your arms dealer.
dougma: IT feels like someone had a plan for a narrative and story, but it was abandoned to just get a game out
TehAmelie: aren't all guns really prayer guns?
int3rpreter: make a quick stop at the petrol
The_Color_Twelve: its maximum overdrive
Ferisar: "no maidens?"
Finalsora811: It's just like Maximum Overdrive!
Mistborn83: it def feels like some in chat can give advice and it is wanted and then other who aren't as well know in chat get blasted for one comment just trying to be helpful. I get not backseating so sorry for doing that but feels like a double stand and feels bad
brutusq13: @dougma I think that the story is just being told slowly through the atmosphere
Gascitygaming: the green goblin truck
Lyropithic: Well then
lazermeow: What a classic.
saucemaster5000: directed by King himself. on a lot of coke
Easilycrazyhat: Emilio Estevez and TRUCK
SomebodyNowhere: the green goblin truck is classic
MAPBoardgames: Soundtrack by AC/DC
SymphonicLolita: you've been hit by, you've been struck by, TRUCK
ThirdGames: Maximum Overdrive is the Prequel to the CARS series right?
TurnOneForrest: AH
Finalsora811: I've never seen Maximum Overdrive. I was just quoting Ray from Archer. He says the same thing while closing the elevator door on Archer.
BrowneePoints: Beep beep. Hello fucko
Omega_IIDBZII: those trucks and no drivers
MatthewDennisMTG: good evening folks
Raincoast_Bear: We MAde You!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben we have done nothing BUT release in this game
GhostofJeffGoldblum: There are fluids *everywhere*
Haroldholmes25: progress?
Gascitygaming: whenever i have any kind of 'fight' with tech i always pull out the "This is how maximum overdrive started'
SomebodyNowhere: is there a different floor you can get to now
int3rpreter: must be one of those art nouveau memes
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Thank you Dave.
Lyropithic: Dave is trying his best
Seth_Erickson: Is there a control panel on the other side of this?
Easilycrazyhat: Dave is a helper
Ferisar: is backpack dave the gooner
brutusq13: Looks like you're offering them for trade
Gascitygaming: the only winning move is not to play
Raincoast_Bear: On one hand, on the other hand, on the other other hand....
MAPBoardgames: Aye!
Firewhiskers: I <3 Cloak and Dagger with Dabney Coleman
TehAmelie: how about the 1980s classic Aerobicide?
Haroldholmes25: grabbed an orb
Raincoast_Bear: Dabney Coleman movie
KWardJenx: With Dabney Coleman? Of vourse!
rynsfelda: With Dabney Colleman?
SymphonicLolita: g r a b
DEATHlikescats: Aww I love me a good cloak and dagger ref
saucemaster5000: JESUS you just reminded me of cloak and Dagger holy shit
laundreydhull: is it- oh gawd NO! it doesn't end- !
int3rpreter: roight, comere you
kynelwynn: I watched it because of the Atari game at the beginning
Gascitygaming: for as moist as this place is, a lot of stuff sounds like it needs lube
saucemaster5000: The imaginary detective movie?
Easilycrazyhat: "How about we take our problems, and move 'em over there!"
TehAmelie: a puzzle of the flesh!
kumatsu: as long as you don't make a funko pop
Darleysam: is that in any way connected to Gymkata?
ThorSokar: The Aesthetic in this game is great
brutusq13: "Workout'll" hurts my English brain
SomebodyNowhere: how her spine do that
call_me_Aras: The squish in this game is real
DEATHlikescats: @darleysam I was wondering the exact same thing!
Juliamon: Special spoiler exception for chat: IF YOU HAVE PLAYED THIS: are there any obvious upcoming checkpoints we should know of, since we're coming up on 8?
Makrosian_Tae: So, how did we get here?
int3rpreter: yoink
Darleysam: @DEATHlikescats a new Cinematic Universe to explore
BusTed: If you go to load, it'll tell you if you've reached a chapter checkpoint.
brutusq13: gotta ponder these orbs
betweenmyself: Anybody here seen the post Apocalyptic film ‘the FP’ where roving gangs do battle via deadly matches of Dance Dance Revolution?
HadesLeprechaun: yeah you'll definitely not want to exit until you cross an obvious checkpoint spot
Seth_Erickson: Setting up this orb machine will checkpoint you after getting on it
Mister_BlueSky: More like UGH-sthetic.
saucemaster5000: "needs more vag" -- Giger
Xaunaught: This is one of those games where I think the sequel could be fantastic if they smooth off a few edges, it is SUCH a strong direction
matthaus_c: pochinki machine
int3rpreter: Toto, I don't think we're in pochinki anymore
Tangsm: Sound design is also pretty impressive on this. Such a range of squelching.
frank_the_great: Pondering my orb
GhostofJeffGoldblum: High hopes for Sc2rn.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh, wait, no
saucemaster5000: do you... need story?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 2corn
kynelwynn: Story?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: There we go
MAPBoardgames: yes
NotCainNorAbel: first person metroid
Seth_Erickson: I'm the director probably
Ferisar: nah
Arakasi01: Unlimited? Easily
Nightecho06: 2corn 2real
Thoufeux: Sometimes vibes are all that matter and you don't need a story
HadesLeprechaun: this is extremely top down design, "Giger art style game" was definitely the first thought
shendaras: You have unlimited budget. Just throw many things at the wall until something sticks.
lazermeow: I have a banger of an idea for a video game.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dave. Please.
SomebodyNowhere: oh no
Haroldholmes25: yeah probably. If you have a team and infinite money, you could just get some real good people with good ideas
Seth_Erickson: Fuckin' Billiam
thraximore: D:
SomebodyNowhere: your blood
BrindleBoar: I would just make serial-numbers-filed-off, modern versions of my childhood favorites.
TurnOneForrest: monkaS
int3rpreter: David. David please
Juliamon: That was a checkpoint, so that's a good point to call it on.
TehAmelie: eh, i think the aesthetic worked better in the small doses Doom did
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Have some decorum Dave.
DEATHlikescats: Gilliam no!
BusTed: be team player dave
kynelwynn: I want to make whatever Alex is playing at the Watch + Play opening
itomeshi: Is a game being fun something different now? No Play-to-Win, etc.
ThorSokar: Good Gargoyles video game here we come!
MAPBoardgames: An hour ago?
SnackPak_: oofa
NimrodXIV: oof
GhostofJeffGoldblum: That's...concerning
betweenmyself: Your play time is in the upper right of the Load Game screen
PMAvers: Better not die.
Nightecho06: oof
int3rpreter: yikes
Xaunaught: can you not manual save? fuck that
Arakasi01: Plumbus deeper
nyquister_: Must go deeper
SomebodyNowhere: how was that not a checkpoint
Seth_Erickson: No ben it's checkpointed those load games aren't a great indication in my experiecne
frank_the_great: My video game idea: Open world, Megaman-styled bosses, puzzles w/ multiple solutions based on powers gained
MAPBoardgames: Neverending stream!
MacSquizzy: instant 0/10 rating for that
Gascitygaming: we've died since then though yeah?
Joecool190: i think thats just the start of the act
BusTed: I'm *pretty* sure just quitting out will allow you to pick up where you left off. It's only the dying part that sets you back.
call_me_Aras: That is not okay of this game. That is not respecting the player's time.
Ferisar: yeah that's just chapter select i think
Seth_Erickson: You have for sure checkpointed ben
Easilycrazyhat: Risk it for the bisk it?
Firewhiskers: My idea for a videogame - Dark Souls but Easy Mode so everyone can play and I'm not joking. Big wide parry windows and lots of iframes
frank_the_great: o7
betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun your Play Time is in the upper right corner of the Load Screen
kumatsu: playtime was 2:26 if you want to reopen and check what it says
TheWarDoctor8: o7
SymphonicLolita: very creepy and wet
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We scorned! We scrunched! We cronched! We blornched! There were SO MANY NOISES., What a good time.
tyrsredritehand: PrideLGBTea PrideLGBTea PrideLGBTea
TehAmelie: i have four specific games i'd like to make. the hard part is not getting too into describing them in my novel
Darleysam: I wasn't sure if it'd be your jam for this, but I'm really glad you're enjoying it
MAPBoardgames: Twitch dot Tuvulu
Raincoast_Bear: I like the art style very much.
BusTed: seabatClap
kynelwynn: There’s certainly “NOPE!” Moments in Scorn
zarbit: known Nasus main Seabats
Xaunaught: Road to Masters w Adam Savidan
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Thoufeux: Adam streams ??? fucking poggers dude see you there
kumatsu: bonking pretty well with Nasus
Decaped: @Firewhiskers AC Valhalla is actually really like that. you can adjust parry timing, aim assist, all the things.
Easilycrazyhat: Mixing potions and flirting all over
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Scritch the kraken.
BrindleBoar: yo Moonbreakers is neat
saucemaster5000: it was bizarre double tabbing. Ben and Adam today. one person horny, the other getting angry
Seth_Erickson: That's the Brandon Sanderson mini fig painting game
Mistborn83: Backed by Brandon Sanderson!
Haroldholmes25: oh dang that's a quick turn around on a digital port
Seth_Erickson: or the game Brandon Sanderson wrote the universe for
SymphonicLolita: d i s c
Ferisar: the discus?
kumatsu: by the disc to free Beej from purgatory
MAPBoardgames: I bought the disc
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Buy Disc!!
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NimrodXIV: acquire disc
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
MAPBoardgames: That's better than the lottery!
omdorastrix: that many disc?
patrick_stonecrusher: disc is just flat orb
matthaus_c: oh no, not my gambling addiction
Juliamon: wet sound
SymphonicLolita: meat
BusTed: 80s movie
TehAmelie: is so much more than a storefront. so much comedy!
Easilycrazyhat: Googles "Are streamers allowed to lie?"
Ferisar: hmm
matthaus_c: tell us your favourite dick shape
ThorSokar: In before beej bursts in with a YOU PROMISED WHAT
Seth_Erickson: my favorite xenomorph is the xenomorph Kappa
BusTed: benginO7
vellebastet: lrrSHINE
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
BrindleBoar: it's "splorch" but then it trails off into dripping
Gascitygaming: o7
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - things happened
TehAmelie: now to see what streams i slept through
matthaus_c: payback for the intro
Firewhiskers: Tooooik
Thoufeux: the [squelching] netflix subtitles during Stranger Things S1
SomebodyNowhere: oh nelly is doin tunic
MAPBoardgames: Spoopy Telestraitions!
ThorSokar: wooo!
NimrodXIV: sweet
BusTed: Neat.
Juliamon: We Have Monsdrawsity At Home
saucemaster5000: Blame Shuxx for the sold out of Monsdrawsity in your area
TehAmelie: i had a really weird nap between about 7 pm and 4 am today
blip2004: weeee
Thoufeux: oh shit telestrations
brutusq13: Noice!
abyssaldm: Unfinity!
MAPBoardgames: Will they shake off the Gloomhaven curse? Tune in thursday!
matthaus_c: oh shit it's already LRL again
blip2004: more undertable matches
frank_the_great: Unfinity is a lot of fun!
Robot_Bones: Unfinity That's so okd school
Tzeeeeentch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
Tzeeeeentch: oh boy the sex(?) number
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SomebodyNowhere: classy
matthaus_c: oh WHOA
NimrodXIV: holy moly
BusTed: Sneak a peek.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Impressive.
Xaunaught: Damn son
matthaus_c: that was powerful
saucemaster5000: Loving the Flaniverse
Juliamon: !clip
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Gascitygaming: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SnackPak_: 8/10
Driosenth: damn!
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown
justthorne: pits of hell
ThorSokar: NICE, I give that a solid 8/10
Robot_Bones: They'll hear that next week
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
MAPBoardgames: spinaSick
SymphonicLolita: 7/10
TehAmelie: solid advertising here
Thoufeux: god damn this man's a top lane main
CoyoteBrown: is scorn just viscra cleanup detail: aliens fireteam elite edition
TehAmelie: i'd buy a car from this man
Raincoast_Bear: G'night Super Nope Brothers.
ThorSokar: NOT THE HOSE!!!
BusTed: 👀
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empyreon: riffYeti
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SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
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saucemaster5000: hey! Yawnlance was reasonably thirsty! I'll defend someone who's probs asleep for respectfully looking
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you!
vellebastet: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
nyquister_: Thank you!!!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
vellebastet: Thanks for streaming!
BrindleBoar: goodbye forever Kappa
MAPBoardgames: See ben tomorrow
NotCainNorAbel: thanks for the stream
Seth_Erickson: alright later gamers otzHi
SmoreThanAFeelin: Thanks for streaming!
SymphonicLolita: C H O O
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
empyreon: cringeChoo1 cringeChoo1
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felipe_modesto: poggers
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kat2kool: Thanks boys!
ThorSokar: DARK
ThorSokar: holy crap ben
Phallant: bye
Makrosian_Tae: byeeee
empyreon: If it taaaaakes forever BibleThump
Easilycrazyhat: Seymour Simulator 2022
SomebodyNowhere: adam recreating his role from that old cHustle where he was just waiting for diablo
gualdhar: oh no
BusTed: good to know
felipe_modesto: :x
Juliamon: :O
BrindleBoar: mood
SnackPak_: gg Ben, couldn't tell
Easilycrazyhat: We did not
DEATHlikescats: Lol
BusTed: we had breaks!
gualdhar: poor Ben
felipe_modesto: that will be our secret
Thoufeux: huge if true
SomebodyNowhere: lrrGARBO
nyquister_: Professional
SymphonicLolita: o7
DarkNacht: Glad we know now
KWardJenx: For the team!
Mysticman89: so that explains the smell
Easilycrazyhat: No one tell Cori
ThorSokar: he was kinda squirmy
Going_Medium: I think that was one of the puzzles...
Phallant: Not okay!
nyquister_: Night!
DEATHlikescats: That’s dedication
Makrosian_Tae: byeee
shendaras: lrrHEART benginHeart
MAPBoardgames: That's what secret podcasts are for!
matthaus_c: to snitch clip or not to snitch clip
SomebodyNowhere: <message deleted>raid hodor
Juliamon: We don't raid, and Heather hasn't used that nickname in a long time
SomebodyNowhere: appologies
Juliamon: no worries
TehAmelie: cryptic placid otter baby rage would be a good band name, not to be biased
SomebodyNowhere: the system has a way of wonderfully combining words for clips
Juliamon: it really does
TehAmelie: quite