kais58: !next
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kais58: nice
TehAmelie: oops. just realized that guy misunderstood me when i said i've sold 13 books and now probably thinks i'm some never stopping hose of creativity
GapFiller: !next
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RassilonDND: nice finally get to stand by
UnspokenKibbles: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TehAmelie: lrrSIG
Sorator13: lrrSIG
Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIG
Sorator13: oh no, this is a chaos stream?!
Sorator13: what madness shall ensue???
flatluigi: hi anyways
RassilonDND: I got signal but what background music is this?
jacqui_lantern234: hello all you beautiful and wonderful friends whomst i love and cherish with every fabric of my being!!!!!!! <3
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Y'all wanna watch some Magic: The Gathering on our Twitch dot TV channel? If yes, proceed to the next sentence. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | If no, please go there and say hi anyways. James is all alone and would love to see you. || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1583201785157922816
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UnspokenKibbles: James is alone? A tragedy.
Sorator13: I heard an arena noise!
RassilonDND: hello *insert sentient being*. You are never alone.
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flatluigi: i'm hearing many arena noises, but i am also playing arena
flatluigi: it might be related
Sorator13: you make a good point
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jacqui_lantern234: @flatluigi big if true :p
flatluigi: face normally
Meltalar: tweet said, I should say hi. so I am saying hi. kkthxbye!
Sorator13: uhhh
Scarbble: hi y'all! hi james!
jacqui_lantern234: does this mean you dont have a face?
masterschiief: hello
Lyropithic: That is normally where a face goes, yes
CururuGuasu: Face is the place
laundreydhull: lrrJAMES Turner, but he's streaming straight outta 2007
EOstby: I mean, there's the words on the shelf back there. :D
MegaDosX: Are the boys ghosts today?
ExhaustedElox: Hey, James.
Juliamon: Use your vtuber avatar
Sorator13: You have to find your vtuber and put it up
Lyropithic: That's a-okay!
LordZarano: vtuber James!
MegaDosX: Yeah where's the fox?
Azralorne: James please take care of yourself
masterschiief: wishing you get well soon
Sorator13: mm, fair enough
Mai_Andra: Is James' v-tuber avatar just his minecraft character?
letfireraindown: I generally prefer Cam to face cam
v_nome: You have your podcast drawing self?
EvilBadman: Use your Featherweiht podcast avatar?
flatluigi: if only you had art that was made for you that's used for a talking head
bytecaster: Only solution, gotta commission a full 3D model then.
laundreydhull: The bust of lrrCAMERON
r10pez10: is it time to bring out the taco picture again
Going_Medium: Change to a different body part every draft?
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UnspokenKibbles: I very rarely remember to hit this button, thought I would today.
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UnspokenKibbles: So what are we drafting
EvilBadman: pivot into Marvel Snap show Kappa
LordZarano: It's a chance for you to express your inner self without being constrained by your outer self
flatluigi: i'm halfway through plat which is a lot farther than I usually go in limited
beowuuf: platimond
laundreydhull: my morale weakened with this set, more than New Capenna actually, and no one still don't like it.
Zath_: You could try the Post Malone event
Earthenone: is that like pokemon snap but with heros?
Azralorne: why would you listen to evilbadman he's a horrible influence!!
EvilBadman: ^this
beowuuf: just ask wheeler to help you turn it in to a "bit"
Going_Medium: Let's play that!
Azralorne: bahahaha
laundreydhull: And then MID quick draft dragged me lower than that.
RassilonDND: hey chat which game is James talking about I came in late.
BloodnBullets: an un-remarkable ammount? so not much?
arex1338: what was the name of the game?
ShaneLeeAtk: An unreccomendable amount
clarinetman: is it a marvel moba?
Gizmoloid: unreasonable maybe?
BloodnBullets: so Novembers "is this your card" maybe?
UnspokenKibbles: Is this the game where ProZD got wrecked by Professor Bessie on Cow College
laundreydhull: intoxicating. . .
Gizmoloid: ooh, I like "unrecommedable"
LordZarano: Is it just Snap?
masterschiief: i hear three alnes I think gwent
masterschiief: *lanes
flatluigi: how does marvel snap compare to pokemon snap
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KingOfDoma: 109, feelin' fine! ... aw snap, I'm gonna need to play that, aren't I?
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Robot_Bones: How does it compare to Thanos Snap?
Mai_Andra: I miss Alteil, but that was a 3x3 grid.
Marcanius: How does it compare to Harry Potters exploding snap?
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laundreydhull: TableHere FlipThis @Robot_Bones
jacqui_lantern234: another pauper cube stream coming soonish?!
Sorator13: James: I really have only played magic for stream the past month or so.
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Sorator13: Also James: I just bought like 240 cards lol
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Earthenone: the winter of cardboard peace
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Diabore: disembodied voice of james?
Sorator13: I love that so much
Sorator13: @Diabore No facecam today; headache = lights bad
Juliamon: James's head is feeling bad today so no face cam
GhostValv: mood
TheWriterAleph: s p o o o o k y ghost james lrrSPOOP
UnspokenKibbles: Why would I acquire paper cards, I have worked so hard to get rid of piles of them
RayFK: Headache? Stop playing Marvel Snap
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Sorator13: adam! ahoy!
AzaleaCloud: Yes hello I am a chatterer of the sea
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Lyropithic: Wooh!
Sorator13: welcome seachats!
ylegm: seabatTROG
EOstby: Adam has found his spirit animal, and that animal is named Garen.
flatluigi: i think it's 'a fantastic top'
Kramburger: Bigg Topps
AzaleaCloud: GA-REN
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arkhamrefugee: James is left unsupervised again? WHO'S RUNNING THIS RAILROAD?
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Sorator13: HA that does seem like a good fit
TheWriterAleph: demaciaaaaa
laundreydhull: James knows 'Garen'?
UnspokenKibbles: Isn't that the spin to win button
GhostofJeffGoldblum: James you okay bud?
samu_btdp1985: why is James invisible
Kramburger: Garen? I love mass effect!
Juliamon: James's head is feeling bad today so no face cam
UnspokenKibbles: Are any of us okay
RassilonDND: card kingdom dot com. A feifdom with unfathomable fast shipping
jacqui_lantern234: eww! a silly ass-question?!
UnspokenKibbles: Raise your hand if you're okay
Juliamon: Because you aren't Post Malone
kirbytronic: Do you know if anyone from the LRRs is going to be at Magic 30?
Diabore: the sleeves in that event are very nice
MegaDosX: I think you should write a letter to MaRo complaining
MegaDosX: Or to Gavin
RayFK: Reminder to chat that I have nothing to do with Arena
Angreed66: You don't have as large an audience or wallet
DAC169: so does Post Malone play a ton of MtG? aipThink
AzaleaCloud: Post Malone is always tired. Seriously, he has tattoos that say that.
flatluigi: as post malone said, i dare you to do something
Kramburger: Where's your soundcloud James?
laundreydhull: BlameJordan? That's new....
MilkInBags: hello galactic James, I hope I match up against you on marvel snap to break your deck in half!
jacqui_lantern234: @DAC169 yes actually
flatluigi: he's been around for game knights, i think he'd show up for a ppr
Sorator13: @RayFK Jordan I need you to fix this arena bug immediately and I will accept no excuses
kirbytronic: James, didn't LRR have their own queue a couple weeks ago?
MegaDosX: Historic Brawl with precons I believe
TheWriterAleph: how do you put on a show that stops shows?
MegaDosX: Gladiator did, that's not LRR
AzaleaCloud: Ask Rakdos, the Showstopper.
flatluigi: there was a gladiator queue which is tangentially lrr
KingTaltia: I disagree James, you could totally pull off that outfit
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The James Turner Ice Cream Arena
beowuuf: filled with pokemon
MilkInBags: Galactic James' tournament in space
laundreydhull: His lair art do look sick dough
Earthenone: you also had the "math is for blockers" secret Lrrerr
kirbytronic: James' Arena Ice Cream Parlor
MegaDosX: Also yeah James could totally rock that outfit
KodeMage: "incident"?
Arikell: It'll be the pokemon guy again
TalpTheScot: what would the james turner event be?
RassilonDND: James turner arena burner?
DAC169: I LOVE that Karn sticker aipLUL aipLove
MegaDosX: Ehhhhh
flatluigi: you should try, james
Shelvish_Fyshstic: The James Turner Arena Pit
beowuuf: I Scream and Ice Cream Arena
YeomanAres: James Turner everyone forces mono red draft
KingTaltia: You could!
IbunWest: The James Turner Retire Champion Event. After you win once you retire champion and it locks the event for you.
rhapsodyblue92: Disagree
Ashlan78: James, your name is in lights in our hearts.
BloodnBullets: and yet we all want to see it
Kramburger: the James Turner memorial draft queue
mjiig: If you go 7-0 in the James Turner ice cream arena James Turner buys you ice cream?
EOstby: I think you could wear that at Desert Bus and look just fine.
Marcanius: That sounds like a DB challenge waiting to happen
jacqui_lantern234: i mean, neither does postie
MegaDosX: You'll never know until you try
MilkInBags: why is the character drawn but the belt is a photograph?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I think if James actually got his name in lights on Arena... he would be super embarrassed and regret this statement.
tsp397: James Turner Mono Red Cube
beowuuf: @IbunWest sergeJustRight
UnspokenKibbles: Those pants have a tight crotch and I can't unsee it
TacitusVigil: the James Turner Memorial Ice Cream Arena
AzaleaCloud: The Dome Matt Wiggins Straight to 10 Life Invitational
laundreydhull: What about a spell in regard to sinkhole, but James fell again? LUL
Sorator13: @MilkInBags the belt is the most important thing in that image. the belt controls posty. the belt controls us all.
flatluigi: Circles
lilyoswald: clothes like that are all about the confidence. Anyone can make it work if they own it hard enough
BlooMilk: Wow.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Glad I'm wrong, you do deserve it.
Earthenone: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Juliamon: Wow.
IbunWest: Wow period
jacqui_lantern234: wow.
Sorator13: "Wow."
kristian_fischer: But why though dot gif
MegaDosX: Wow.
TalpTheScot: its not even wow! its wow.
AzaleaCloud: Anyone else just vibing staring at the crowd-surfing Karn?
Diabore: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: That is an amazing emote
IbunWest: I feel bad for the people holding up Karn
laundreydhull: The emotes would be good incentives too
ZachtlyAsIntended: It's the Tom Shane "wow" for the three people that know what I'm talking about
jacqui_lantern234: @AzaleaCloud 💯
kirbytronic: I think LRR needs that badumtsk squee
laundreydhull: oh, you have to buy them
rhapsodyblue92: Rhada headbanging is ym fav
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun the emotes are paid, the card backs are the rewards
jacqui_lantern234: you pay for the emotes
Trymantha: Karn however seems mild about crowd surfing
Bishster: gotta pay
laundreydhull: unfortunately they're at the store.
YeomanAres: you buy it in store
Juliamon: booooo
UnspokenKibbles: We have 6k gold
laundreydhull: eye kno, huh?
Gadora: How many drafts are those?
DAC169: yeah, Karn's just like "well this is a thing that is happening. yup. aipBlank "aipLUL
AzaleaCloud: I was wondering why I can't hear James and then my brain finally turned on.
Sorator13: @AzaleaCloud LUL rip
quixy23: Hello. What's going on today?
flatluigi: i like the mono-G and the GU decks
Earthenone: buy the emotes, then go into the event and use them, making your oponents wonder how you got them
BlooMilk: But your tongue is in your head pieLogic
UnspokenKibbles: I think we toss this
MegaDosX: This is Historic Brawl James
kirbytronic: Looks like it's Historic Brawl
Diabore: its brawl
laundreydhull: lololol, tongue-ache go BRRRRRR....
Bishster: Historic Brawl
MegaDosX: We did say this earlier :p
KodeMage: oh, that's nice
beowuuf: chat says many things
KodeMage: that's a lie, you do
MegaDosX: X to Doubt James
Wolfstrike_NL: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Sorator13: and why not?!
Denis_Dobrolubov: That is fine, we do not read what we say either.
Sorator13: okay, fair
kirbytronic: Never read Chat
Trymantha: that sounds like a you problem not a us problem :P
Juliamon: Harsh but fair
UnspokenKibbles: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #1498: "Chat listens to everything and they log it." —Beej [2016-01-11]
kirbytronic: That way lies with Madness
laundreydhull: LRR reads the chat? No Way!
Earthenone: just turn text to speech for twitch chat on, then you can just listen :P
MegaDosX: Welp, you're boned
IbunWest: Yikes
Sorator13: tbh I don't listen to every single thing you say, either, so I can't really judge
AzaleaCloud: That's bad. seabatNogood
UnspokenKibbles: GG
laundreydhull: ye, I know...
jacqui_lantern234: uh oh! gargles!
KodeMage: LRR could probably get Post Malone to do a PPR or something, just sayin, James... isn't that your job?
Wolfstrike_NL: Can we also get a card that does 100 things?
AzaleaCloud: James... what happened to your land-topdecking powers?
flatluigi: he's been on game knights multiple times
quixy23: He probably hit bedrock.
Trymantha: post malone probably has like apperance fees and a list of requirements etc
KodeMage: he really does seem to be into doing Magic stuff, he's done some smaller channels than yours
Angreed66: game knights is also filmed in LA
Diabore: hes also rich
MegaDosX: Oh good lord you're so screwed
UnspokenKibbles: I said it before but I will repeat: GG
bo_brinkman: The nice thing about living in LA and shooting in LA is it means only a 4 hour drive!
Diabore: convince him to do a concert in vancouver Kappa
Sorator13: @bo_brinkman BibleThump
Robot_Bones: Sounds like its time for LRR to go to LA for a PPR, you could have Jimmy and Josh back on too
kirbytronic: The only thing I know about Post is he seems like he's friendly, likes magic, and that one story about his hygiene
jacqui_lantern234: asking wouldnt hurt, and it would be rad as hell to have him on the show. that said, my expectations of that happening are small
KodeMage: oh, not saying it's easy, it might take a long time to arrange like some previous guests, but I want to think he'd be game
beowuuf: @bo_brinkman they're only one mile apart, right? #LAtraffic
flatluigi: showstopper is a very roll the bones deck
flatluigi: !card cut ribbons
LRRbot: Cut // Ribbons | Cut [1R] | Sorcery | Cut deals 4 damage to target creature. // Ribbons [XBB] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Each opponent loses X life.
AzaleaCloud: Traffic Hell Showdown 2022: LA vs. Houston, who you got.
laundreydhull: I only recognize him most from Hot Lime Doritos, Spider-Verse's Sunflower, and one Pokemon event.
AzaleaCloud: ook ook
Sorator13: yikes
MegaDosX: Stompy, apparently
DarkMorford: Invisible James? Spooooooky!
UnspokenKibbles: I probably would have prayed for land next turn so that we could attempt cut into Eldest
flatluigi: mono-g good stuff
Diabore: mono green
flatluigi: it's a fun one
Reduce_Sanity: Post malone went mono green big dumb idiots lol
UnspokenKibbles: 2020 green cards: the deck
GhostofJeffGoldblum: So the green deck seems good.
jacqui_lantern234: mono green in 2022
flatluigi: that's what i got my 5 wins with
Zath_: The green one seemed far and away the best to me
Juliamon: James's head is feeling bad today so no face cam for now
laundreydhull: an ad, a movie single, and a concert event
MegaDosX: Orcus wraths or reanimates
bytecaster: Not bad!
MrTheWalrus: Better
AzaleaCloud: RAKDOS PogChamp
DAC169: aipOMG
UnspokenKibbles: Could've been worse
jacqui_lantern234: well then
Sorator13: aww, it doesn't animate it at all?
MrTheWalrus: Show: stopped
kirbytronic: Game of Skill
KodeMage: ez game, no luck involved
Sorator13: sad
memnus: More like GetRektos
jacqui_lantern234: so chat, legit question. do i stay and watch James or go to commander night at my lgs?
KodeMage: that card draw gonna bury us
UnspokenKibbles: Now we have Gargaroth
flatluigi: gargar
KodeMage: gargoroth
kirbytronic: Gargles?
WiJohn: Gargs
AzaleaCloud: Gargaroth
MegaDosX: Gargles probably
Reduce_Sanity: gargororth
WiJohn: Get some life
EOstby: Gargs, since Toski is indestructible.
RayFK: Gargs
MegaDosX: Blocks Toski forever
Sorator13: @jacqui_lantern234 If you like commander, playing > watching, IMO. There's always the vod!
MegaDosX: Also you can kill Toski with Orcus
roastbeefsandwitch: Decks like this are fun to play, sure, but they make me appreciate Artisan Commander all that much more
bytecaster: It draw cards, it gains life, it makes 3/3, Gargaroth does it all!
plundypops: big garg has vigilance which is good against squirrl
laundreydhull: @jacqui_lantern234 have you gone at least once this month?
MegaDosX: X is 1 kills Toski
flatluigi: orcus kills toski
KodeMage: -1/-1 seems good vs indestructable toski
DAC169: have X be 1 & no more Toski
jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 i genuinely dont think theres a format i dislike
Denis_Dobrolubov: Toski is forced to attack, letting Gargaroth block and trigger, though.
Diabore: we want toski on board, force aattaacks into garg is lethal for them
Sorator13: @jacqui_lantern234 Go play, then!
jacqui_lantern234: @laundreydhull yes
UnspokenKibbles: I actually would have gone Gonti there, I think
UnspokenKibbles: Well, now we can gonti + cut
jacqui_lantern234: also, im currently not wearing pants and that is a factor
UnspokenKibbles: Shoot
kirbytronic: Go to bed, James
MegaDosX: I like kill Whisperer and Gonti
UnspokenKibbles: Yeah, I would attack then gonti + cut
AzaleaCloud: Attack first, whatever you do.
flatluigi: maskwood nexus and liliana's contract is spicy
bytecaster: But what if our Garg doesn't win its flip?
MegaDosX: Gaining life is probably helpful
jacqui_lantern234: Gonti but with a hard G
AzaleaCloud: Gain life.
UnspokenKibbles: Card or life would be good
MegaDosX: You were at 11, which is a little frightening against a mono-green stompy list
KingOfDoma: Elder Gargaroth is such a good card...
laundreydhull: I mean, if you can play magic at an LGS outside of FNM, then by all means. An average suburb only gets one day of paper magic per week.
AzaleaCloud: Correct.
flatluigi: yeah, your stuff won't die to rakdos
Sorator13: Yeah, that works
MegaDosX: I kinda like putting the Mask of Griselbrand on Gargles now
UnspokenKibbles: That's the first time I've ever seen Lukamina and not been like "well we're dead" immediately
MechaNoelle: what are we drafting?
MegaDosX: Mask on Gargles for lifelink?
Denis_Dobrolubov: @MechaNoelle Brawl event.
Sorator13: @MechaNoelle This is the Post Malone Historic Brawl event
MegaDosX: Also the flying is hilarious on Gargles
DAC169: aipOMG
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MegaDosX: You're about to gain six
ladyjessica: Oh no. James just go to sleep :(
Sorator13: I'd probably make a creature, personally
laundreydhull: @MechaNoelle lrrJames be Post Maloning Queue Time
MegaDosX: And now they need to either kill you or both creatures or they die next turn
laundreydhull: lrrJAMES
AzaleaCloud: You'll get another Garg trigger if they attack into it, it's fine.
flatluigi: ribbons also kills them next turn
Denis_Dobrolubov: And Ribbons is also lethal.
flatluigi: well
quixy23: Try to get as many Demons down to win via Liliana's Contract.
flatluigi: not anymore
UnspokenKibbles: Ribbons no longer lethal
MegaDosX: That's...not terrible now
UnspokenKibbles: Hell yeah pay six draw six
MegaDosX: Since the fight gained you life
Sorator13: I mean, yeah
laundreydhull: oh, right. emotes may have caps on
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Sorator13: may as well
AzaleaCloud: That seems... good. Yeah.
UnspokenKibbles: Ribbons still lethal if we don't die
MegaDosX: Oh right yeah they're dead on board
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GredGredmansson: @UnspokenKibbles they are at 9 life now though
MegaDosX: Swing with Orcus and Ribbons them
Sorator13: !card Ribbons
LRRbot: Did you mean: Cut // Ribbons; Ribbons of Night; Ribbons of the Reikai; Ribbon Snake
UnspokenKibbles: @GredGredmansson Before they played the flier we could have hit for 5
Sorator13: !card Cut // Ribbons
LRRbot: Cut // Ribbons | Cut [1R] | Sorcery | Cut deals 4 damage to target creature. // Ribbons [XBB] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Each opponent loses X life.
MegaDosX: Oh wait that's a 1/3 now
EOstby: If they block, it's not.
MegaDosX: Yeah my b
MegaDosX: You can play Rakdos again though
MegaDosX: If you play Fabled
GredGredmansson: we already played a land for turn
UnspokenKibbles: Already hit land
lamina5432: ribbonns?
Earthenone: where are the 2/2s for 2 i was promised
MegaDosX: Maybe they don't block
EOstby: Gonti and hope?
MegaDosX: Don't think so, there's a lot of trample there
UnspokenKibbles: Oh, harpooner
forshamesir: gonti make a 2/2
AzaleaCloud: Harpooner seems good.
MegaDosX: Harpooner's the best option I guess?
AzaleaCloud: Has reach.
Sorator13: Harpooner is good
AzaleaCloud: Cheap cost.
MegaDosX: Takes out the Ornithopter
UnspokenKibbles: Harpooner doesn't kill anything though
MegaDosX: Maybe they forget to attack
UnspokenKibbles: We die
Sorator13: !card Kraul Harpooner
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MegaDosX: Opponent we're dead on board what are you doing
UnspokenKibbles: Dailies, I assume
Sorator13: Yeah, I think we needed to equip the mask before attacking
Sorator13: Ah well;!
MegaDosX: The Rakdos deck at least looks neat, and green does green things
MegaDosX: But yeah it's a bit more involved than limited
control_rig: Hello folks. No camera today?
type_variable: bulwark :P
Wolfstrike_NL: walla
edddysalt: lightning strike
forshamesir: like that Lightning strike
GredGredmansson: Sengir
Reduce_Sanity: rootwalla
Gooseblast: Lightning strike seabatClap
iconicshadow89: strike team
control_rig: Lightning Strike
bloodstar: ivy
Sorator13: Lightning strike
Juliamon: James's head is feeling bad today so no face cam for now
MTGRanger: Ivy, imo enchantment stuff
Reduce_Sanity: Bird Wizards unite!
control_rig: Yeah that sounds fun. Bird Wizard it is
Wolfstrike_NL: But if you pick blue cards, how will we end up mono red?
GredGredmansson: that's the neat part; you don't
YeomanAres: big tree
jaimeblacken: timely is nuts
control_rig: Mossbeard is a house
control_rig: Literally
jaimeblacken: oooh tolarian!
Sorator13: ooh, geyser
forshamesir: geyser, wooooh
GredGredmansson: there was a nice black/X deck
Sorator13: You can still be blue/red spells with geyser
KingOfDoma: Rona?
TemporallyAwry: It's never too early to pivot Kappa
Sorator13: No thought to Espionage?
control_rig: Impede or bite? Timur Spells?
forshamesir: impede seems fine
Sorator13: ooh, Vohar
Sorator13: though colors :\
jacqui_lantern234: hey chat, heres a poem before i take off. Yawg Will is Black, Recall is Blue, in a pack with Black Lotus, id still first pick you!
control_rig: Is Firenade oven good?
forshamesir: second impede?
Sorator13: @jacqui_lantern234 awww lrrHEART
control_rig: *even
control_rig: Honestly, Ridgeline...
Sorator13: Hottub Turtle seems good
GredGredmansson: these packs want you to play black so badly
Sorator13: both lands are also good
Thagnok: Is it to late to splash black?
Thagnok: I only just arrived
epicduece: ball more!
Sorator13: we got there!
control_rig: Ok! Red-Blue still possible
GredGredmansson: BBBBBBBB
forshamesir: we're a genius, we got the bird wizard
Sorator13: and like, we could still be black too
edddysalt: grixis spells tho?
forshamesir: just as planned
control_rig: Tribute could work
epicduece: grixis spells if you can get fixing
GredGredmansson: that'll be good with all the artifacts in this set
Sorator13: LUL
Sorator13: Bone Splinters, Furious Bellow, Conscript, or Goblin?
control_rig: Rager
Sorator13: ooh, rager and amplifier
control_rig: Or Amplifier yeah
kumatsu: Don't hate the Amplifier, hate the game
Sorator13: pixie is fixing, or interference or impulse
kirbytronic: I mean, Impulse is still good
memnus: Impede is actually super good
forshamesir: ooh, impulse
control_rig: I... guess? Yeah Impulse is fine.
memnus: Oh right.
Sorator13: Shore Up!
control_rig: Sure. Up.
kirbytronic: Shrup
Sorator13: Happy with either
Sorator13: hottub turtle!
Sorator13: aww
Sorator13: I like the turtle
control_rig: I'm sure things will turn around in pack 3
laundreydhull: eh...
epicduece: hrmmm
Sorator13: That would be good with some cult conscripts
edddysalt: r/b fixing!
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Thagnok: I'm sorry 5/5/ for 2?
Sorator13: unfortunately we did not take those
laundreydhull: the brrb is nice though
Thagnok: With flying
Sorator13: fixing, though, or Phoenix Chick
control_rig: Aquifer or Bog honestly
GredGredmansson: outrider though
DAC169: land?
Robot_Bones: The rattlin bg
UnspokenKibbles: Just hit the colorless mythic, I think?
GredGredmansson: too late for bird
Thagnok: 5/5 for 2 with flying
UnspokenKibbles: If nothing else it's great in constructed
Sorator13: @Thagnok Can't use it till 4 of your guys die, though; the text on it is fairly important
GredGredmansson: Flowstone Infusion
epicduece: chop down
DAC169: Flowstone Infusion
laundreydhull: you take it, to avoid opponents with it(...?)
GredGredmansson: Rona's Vortex
control_rig: Vortex?
GredGredmansson: Infusion, not Kavu
control_rig: Rona's Vortex
UnspokenKibbles: Well, that's not the worst pick
Sorator13: R instant
GredGredmansson: Thrill or fixing land
laundreydhull: or evade the defender pool...
Sorator13: Land?
control_rig: Thrill or Aquifer
Thagnok: Ah, fair. I didn't get a chance to read all of it.
Denis_Dobrolubov: Espionage or land.
KingOfDoma: Springs.
laundreydhull: ye. land
Sorator13: @Thagnok It works really well with sacrifice stuff and/or cult conscripts; otherwise it's pretty bad
UnspokenKibbles: Lookout is fine here
control_rig: Lookout is fine
Sorator13: Lookout is lovely
Thagnok: Great with black, probably not so strong with blue. Gotcha.
laundreydhull: oof. Tap 'F' lands?
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control_rig: Djinn!
Sorator13: I want Djinn to be better than it is
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UnspokenKibbles: Djinn is a little clunky but sure
Sorator13: but still probably take it
Sorator13: ooh, nice!
UnspokenKibbles: Who's on the lineup tomorrow?
GredGredmansson: ooh fun
Lyropithic: Wooh!
Reduce_Sanity: more unfinity WOT
UnspokenKibbles: Firenado
laundreydhull: UN-Finity W A R P
Reduce_Sanity: Graham drafting infinity PogChamp
Sorator13: Should be fun
UnspokenKibbles: So this is... not a deck
laundreydhull: wait. Balmor helps discount ur Hellions...
Sorator13: as someone with a chronic illness, I feel that so hard
UnspokenKibbles: We need some black
kirbytronic: I'm hoping that I get a chance to play at Magic 30, seeing as I didn't get into literally any of the 'sign up' events
UnspokenKibbles: The minotaur?
Sorator13: Rona or Blessing?
Sorator13: Probably Rona
UnspokenKibbles: Rona is greedy
Thagnok: My sure Rona!
Sorator13: double black is scary, but
Spades_Slicc: You could play Sheoldred*
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc correct, my bad
Thagnok: Thanks.
BloodnBullets: other aquifer? you have a few double black
Sorator13: You have another UB dual
MegaDosX: Is that Defiler worth playing without much in way of black cards?
Orxolon: hello hello,we drafting?
UnspokenKibbles: Yeah, second UB dual
MegaDosX: That's fair
Fantusta: But it costs double black
AzaleaCloud: Me-nah-chay
MegaDosX: And it conditionally makes Rona cheaper >_>
Sorator13: 4/4 menace that also makes Rona easier to cast, I guess? Like if we cast Defiler with Pixie...
Fantusta: that's pretty scary
UnspokenKibbles: Let's run it into the ground with all due haste
epicduece: with almost no black permanents I would run the warbrute
Wolfstrike_NL: deck not very good 5-3 incomming
TheMadChicken: bad decks usually do the best
Formerly_Beef: Cheer100 I assume the answer is understandably no, but are there any wonderful LRRfolks who will be at Magic 30?
Spades_Slicc: Deck Bad 7-0 here we go
laundreydhull: One of the Malone decks has DEfiler of Vigor in it & yeah; you halve to kill it soon/enough.
TheMadChicken: when i feel great about a deck is when i go quick 0-3
DAC169: 5-3 is far better than I usually do zenbutFeels
ZachtlyAsIntended: Question with Marvel Snap: Do you think Premium is worth?
UnspokenKibbles: I think we can keep this?
Formerly_Beef: Gotcha, thanks for the answer!
UnspokenKibbles: I think we take two
UnspokenKibbles: Oh hey they missed land, cool
Sorator13: You're going there in an official James capacity, and that's what counts
Reduce_Sanity: easy
MegaDosX: That must have been another missed land drop
Drathak: 4 drop? time to scooop
TheMadChicken: deck is on fire
DAC169: wut aipS
Fantusta: Perfect deck
TemporallyAwry: Okay 6-3 then ;p
Spades_Slicc: clip'd
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OrkaOrkinus: Fish or Melon?
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DAC169: wtf opponent? aipS
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AzaleaCloud: Eeeeey Coffee Fiends! :D
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vegetalss4: Hello, Serge told us to tell you about his respect for Melons
TheAinMAP: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
GapFiller: Serge sez sup boss Kappa
DarthRagnar815: Serge says he like your mellons offici245Brows
Mantafold: fish or melon
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Juliamon: How did MelonWatch go?
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joallthedogs: Greetings from Serge, quality melon content creator!
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UnspokenKibbles: My deck's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored (exceptwhentheformatgetsstaleandIproceedtoplayadifferentdeck)
omnilord: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart Melon content!
SergeYager: Forget punch a chunk, forget desert bus, dawg you gotta start melon watching
Juliamon: Did either side win?
chrono2x: @Juliamon 90 minutes
CanPlayGames: James need a PngTuber Avitar
chrono2x: @Juliamon Left
SnackPak_: Juliamon left won
Sorator13: @SergeYager melon... watching? Do I want to know?
GoblinMyra: thank you for taking care of yourself <3
Bragitrak: Honestly didn't actually notice the missing cam. but get well :)
Tandtroll_OG: Serge has a great set of melons
Juliamon: Heck yeah left side supremacy
CataclysmicReverb: @Juliamon Within a minute of properly lighting the farm, one grew, left side
KiaStirling: but 90 minutes of melonwatchig is good for the soul, James
chrono2x: Serge sat for 90 watching a minecraft melon grow
Mantafold: yes
josh___something: yes
SergeYager: just one melon, for 90min
KiaStirling: we watched melons NOT grow
MehallD: We watched them NOT grow
ExachixKitsune: No, one melon
bothendsburning: Yes
Minib2k: Hey James, we need competitive melon watching on MOC
grebnief: not grow
r10pez10: how long did it take to realise the farm wasn't lit properly
Mantafold: sergeOffByOne
OrkaOrkinus: for 90 minutes
bothendsburning: Yup
grebnief: *not grow
AzaleaCloud: Serge, you better have a good explanation for this blasphemy against Punch-a-Chunk and Desert Bus.
bothendsburning: 90 whole minutes, for one melon
MehallD: @r10pez10 we needed glass on top to stop the seasons mod not apply
chrono2x: @r10pez10 It was a problem with a mod that creates seasons
ArcticAtlantic: I am doubled with laughter this is exactly the moment I was waiting for
ExachixKitsune: and serge will be like "Oh yeah, MelonWatch2022"
SergeYager: you have more hours of desert bus played of anyone on earth, and you're gonna call me out on melons?
SnackPak_: I feel melonwatch is pretty self explanatory
avi_miller: Lmao
GapFiller: SergeYager nalvCool OH SNAP
Sorator13: were the melons for charity?
BloodnBullets: @SergeYager hey thats for charity
Sorator13: if not, then...
Fantusta: I bet Noy2000 has more hours of desert bus than James...
AzaleaCloud: XD
SergeYager: i got 1000 bits when the melon finally grew....
UnspokenKibbles: Make sure it's an island
KiaStirling: melons raised like 800 bitties
chrono2x: Welp, just wait for Dawngourd 2022
KiaStirling: oh dang I lowballed
Sorator13: @chrono2x LUL
laundreydhull: wat? The melon was real?!
Ashlan78: quillBoom
josh___something: rude XD
Sorator13: I am... so tempted
ExachixKitsune: @laundreydhull minecraft
Drathak: seabatCHOICE
Spades_Slicc: someone please
chrono2x: @laundreydhull minecraft melon
SergeYager: what if instead you gave ME 1000 bits to prove James wrong
Spades_Slicc: for the highlight reel
Koshindan: Cheer1000 I watched the melon too, but here.
Sorator13: oh dear
AzaleaCloud: EYYYY
avi_miller: Lol
maxthefourth: TBF we spent 90min watching a melon not grow
compuNIC: welp
YeomanAres: how close is the brothers war ppr to desert bus?
Wolfstrike_NL: a 1000 bits, and you put a picture frame of minecraft in so we can also watch a melon grow?
smoke_knight: @chrono2x I love this, might need to make a graphic for it...
Sorator13: now we need a melonwatching desert bus bit
laundreydhull: I thought it was some improvised adventure campaign narrated by lrrSERGE
UnspokenKibbles: It's melon levels of generous
SerGarretCameron: for reference, we watched a melon try to grow for the average length of a children's animated film.
Spades_Slicc: I'm ... not allowed to clip anymore
UnspokenKibbles: Bounce, stun next turn?
Sorator13: @SerGarretCameron tbf, there are some films I've watched that I would prefer to have spent watching a melon grow...
Thagnok: Speaking of donations is there a "If X before the start of Desert Bus James will Y" Yet?
chrono2x: @YeomanAres Prerelease is Nov 11, so the preprerelease will be before that. DB starts on Nov 12.
UnspokenKibbles: What about LitBits
Fantusta: Did someone say cake?
MegaDosX: Welp.
GapFiller: actually nvm DB how does James have a leg to stand on given he digs holes three times a week? Kappa
UnspokenKibbles: No, this is how we die.
Sorator13: wouldn't melon bits just be those, like, cubes of melon with toothpicks in them as finger food?
AtomicAlchemical: No escaping her
Sorator13: Bone Splinters
Spades_Slicc: Simply win in less than 7 turns
Sorator13: may be your only hope
Wolfstrike_NL: I do not remember cake bits, I do seem to recall something like...hot pocket bits?
memnus: Rona's Vortex would work too
DAC169: ugh, Sheoldred. aipSRSLY so common in standard aipLost
UnspokenKibbles: What do we do if Sheoldred, uh... attacks
excalgold: Hotpocket bits....you mean Pizza bites?
AzaleaCloud: Double block.
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Ashlan78: ice cream bits?
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ArcticAtlantic: Oh right yes magic the gathering is happening I should probably pay attention and stop thinking about melons
Sorator13: @UnspokenKibbles Cry
asthanius: Fancy ass-cakes??
UnspokenKibbles: I was there for LitBits
KiaStirling: contributing to lrr food culture is always good times
UnspokenKibbles: Death comes
Earthenone: remember the iron stomach? :P
MegaDosX: Welp, you're dead
AzaleaCloud: Yeah we just lose.
UnspokenKibbles: Embrace death
Spades_Slicc: 5c sheoldred
kirbytronic: Okay James, time to Roll for Sandwich
Sorator13: I mean, you can Impede Sheoldred to buy a bit of time?
MegaDosX: You could play Rona and Impede Sheoldred
UnspokenKibbles: If they have no interaction in all the cards they've drawn, you do have another turn, yes
MegaDosX: You can also chump
MegaDosX: Scry though
Sorator13: Wurm doesn't have haste, right?
Sorator13: Oh.
MegaDosX: Didn't need to, Sheoldred's a beater in limited
Spritz_T: well...
Sorator13: Well, losing to a mythic is reasonable.
AzaleaCloud: Just a bird.
UnspokenKibbles: I feel that moan of distress
Spritz_T: yeah, seen way too much of him in ranked
kirbytronic: I should probably eat at some point today
Sorator13: I had cookie brownies
Sorator13: They were yummy
Sorator13: I am resisting the urge to eat more
beowuuf: two great taste that go great to- no wait what?
Spades_Slicc: Hey now you have the bone splinters for the sheoldred
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc BibleThump
Sorator13: james no
GhostValv: D:
Drathak: D:
kirbytronic: Maybe I don't need to eat today
EOstby: I thought you were talking about a cereal of chocolate milk and cookie brownies, and I was like hell yeah, I'm in.
Thagnok: I don't believe you.
baskwalla: Are you okay?
Spades_Slicc: Raw kale or cooked Kale?
Ashlan78: quillBoo
beowuuf: @kirbytronic today, ever again, jury's out really
UnspokenKibbles: You defiled in the wrong neighbourhood
KiaStirling: hot salads exist
UnspokenKibbles: Again, raise your hand if you are okay
Spades_Slicc: @UnspokenKibbles For certain definitions of "okay"
excalgold: No one has been okay for about three years at this point at the very least.....no idea why *waves hands*
UnspokenKibbles: Who wants to pay two life to cast Rona
KiaStirling: @excalgold it's a mystery
Sorator13: Geyser the flyer, swing out?
beowuuf: well now i need to have some strawberry milk. Past me to the rescue
Spades_Slicc: In the back of your Dragula?
MegaDosX: And now you can play the Mystic
Thagnok: Congratulations.
shendaras: seabatClap
KiaStirling: gonna dig some holes?
control_rig: Almost the big 4 - 0
Spades_Slicc: I love when OP mouses over a creature with menace or a weird unblockable ability during blocks. Hate having to mouse over OP's creatures during blocks to find out they're unblockable
Sorator13: you're younger than my brother, at least!
MegaDosX: Rude.
GhostValv: that's almost a year :O
EOstby: Dang. I turn 32 in about a week and a half.
GredGredmansson: Congrats James!
GapFiller: its not 40 at least
UnspokenKibbles: Well, it's a 241
baskwalla: James is baby
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BloodnBullets: its a little disconcerting to hear shuffling noises and then "ugh oww" without being able to see your ok.
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gnomedeplume572: I mean you failed to die, that's doing a thing
excalgold: you existed through 39 years - some of which occured after 2020, that is an achievement
beowuuf: you managed to get through the day 365 times. that's quite the achievement these days MiniK
KiaStirling: 40th birthday idea: eat 40 different ice creams
Spades_Slicc: James, you survived. You survived for 30 years
Thagnok: You survived the last 2 years without going totally insane. You did something.
GredGredmansson: oh hey, smart autotapper
UnspokenKibbles: Gotta splinters it
Spades_Slicc: oh you can sac lookout to splinters to draw cards and kill dragons
cisco236: kill it now
Ashlan78: @Thagnok the chipotle salad and chocolate milk soup would seem to disagree.
GredGredmansson: splineters
control_rig: Bone Splinter it
DAC169: ward 2? so... Bone Splinters it?
forshamesir: thank god rith doesn't have haste
control_rig: 100% that needs to die
Sorator13: I don't hate bone spliners
UnspokenKibbles: Just splinters it, get it gone so it's not a problem
EOstby: Yeah, deal with it once and hopefully for good.
GredGredmansson: or the too small flyer
Sorator13: Yeah
Spades_Slicc: Sac lookout to draw?
UnspokenKibbles: Splinters the mystic
kirbytronic: I would say the 2/1 flier that is blocked by the academy
UnspokenKibbles: It's not getting in
beowuuf: @Thagnok look, we all agreed to move the baseline over the last two years. Not actively wearing underwear on your head during a stream is the new baseline.
Sorator13: yeah, I like that line
UnspokenKibbles: Solid.
Sorator13: Opponent has drawn an awful lot of land
UnspokenKibbles: I like Rona here
Sorator13: I also like Rona
cisco236: no play rona and chill
control_rig: Yeah that seems like a good play
EOstby: Yeah, sounds good.
GredGredmansson: sure
vegetalss4: sounds like a solid plan to me
Spades_Slicc: *Sheoldred
Sorator13: I'd prefer to hold Vortex, but I don't hate it
smoke_knight: I do not like Rona at all... oh wait different Rona
Thagnok: My Sheold's Rona would have been the better joke.
EOstby: Puts them to 1, doesn't it?
UnspokenKibbles: I would just offer the trade with Lookout, that's really good for us
control_rig: And then unblockable figment is lethal
Sorator13: actually yeah, it puts them to 1
MegaDosX: Yeah they go to 1 with Rona's trigger
Sorator13: so I do like that
UnspokenKibbles: Keep up Vortex for shenanigans
Ktolos: Rona pings on cast
Spades_Slicc: Simply draw another instant/sorcery
UnspokenKibbles: Amplifier is great
Spritz_T: not like you need more land
Sorator13: Amplifier is great
MegaDosX: I smell shenanigans
GredGredmansson: still bounce?
MegaDosX: Yeah this isn't a bad call
forshamesir: I smell that kicked white flyer
Thagnok: @Thagnok Hahaha
MegaDosX: Oh look a thing to bounce
control_rig: Oops
Sorator13: LUL
Sorator13: yeah, I'd kick
control_rig: Yep.
UnspokenKibbles: Kick that, yeah, attack again
UnspokenKibbles: Gets us in for two regardless
MegaDosX: Still puts them to 1
Sorator13: oof
control_rig: This is fine
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MegaDosX: Also dead to that boy
Sorator13: also drake threatens lethal next turn
UnspokenKibbles: Play two fliers?
MegaDosX: I like playing both flyers and passing
Spritz_T: flyers will work too
Sorator13: yeah, play the flyers
MegaDosX: Now they need exactly a wrath or they die next turn
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MegaDosX: Or I guess lifegain but you have a strong board presence
Sorator13: I don't think there is a wrath with this mana
Spades_Slicc: It's Healing Salve Kappa
AtomicAlchemical: Wrath into a second wrath
Sorator13: or, wait, relic
Spritz_T: even a wrath isn't great with your followup
MegaDosX: They are in some serious trouble basically
Sorator13: 3 unblockable with Balmor
Spades_Slicc: 3 unblockable
DAC169: are they roping because they lost?
Faulpyr: What if you draw land instead?
BloodnBullets: theres the angel with shock kickers, but they would have slammed that
MegaDosX: You'd have eight power on board with a single instant or sorcery even if they kill Rona
control_rig: They're roping for sure
AtomicAlchemical: I don't think even Oko saves them here
balfizan: I hate people that force you to wait out the rope when its obvious theyve lost
balfizan: the worst
AzaleaCloud: There's still people who rope on Arena hoping for the potato-internet win?
Spades_Slicc: So this is what it's like playing against Plat in limited
MegaDosX: @balfizan I just alt-tab when people do that to me >_>
notsoc00l_guy: the opposite of losing with grace
Thagnok: 420 viewers. Nice.
quixy23: Same.
gnomedeplume572: Got 'em
Sorator13: The double red "deal 5 to everything, kick twice to phase stuff out" would be great for them
MegaDosX: lmao rekt spokmcnugget
UnspokenKibbles: What does that say about us?
Sorator13: but that's about all, I think
MegaDosX: Their internet could have cut out, tbf
MegaDosX: Or their cat came up and tripped a power cable
DAC169: I face at least 1 rage-loss-roper a day aipSRSLY
jazzyjrw: I like Ben Stark's attitude to being roped, he thinks of it as his victory lap, he's waving to the crowd etc
Spades_Slicc: last 30 seconds here we go
balfizan: @MegaDosX I mean yeah but I only have a limited amount of time each day to play games
kirbytronic: I got disconnected from a match when I was about to concede the other day and I felt so bad >_>"
Sorator13: as the draft punks say, opponent has left to make lasagna
TriChronos: Yeah, like yesterday I got dropped from a match right in the middle and it took a good 2 ropes for me to get back in.
UnspokenKibbles: Do we maybe want to take out Jhoira before the next game
DAC169: they need to change the time-extenders so only 1 can be used a turn
UnspokenKibbles: Replace her with the enlist minotaur
MegaDosX: Some people are winguses, send tweet
forshamesir: nah, leave jhoira in to establish dominance
Thagnok: Hard agree.
Nydestroyer: Thats why near the end of the rope I emote so they go to mute me and then time out
BloodnBullets: the internet has long proven that we are incapable of that...
MegaDosX: I mean, it's a hand.
Spades_Slicc: Higher number doesn't mean better
GredGredmansson: so Draftbot is Craniac now
kirbytronic: Draftbot XJ9 is the best, though
UnspokenKibbles: Confirmed a hand
margieargie: None of them hold a candle to draftbot pi though
AlucardMarkov: I hear a James, but can't see said James
KingOfDoma: That is one of the most hands of all time
Spades_Slicc: @margieargie Its plays are so irrational tho
Juliamon: James's head is feeling bad today so no face cam for now
Sorator13: @AlucardMarkov facecam is off, because lights = headache at the moment
MegaDosX: I think you've found all your lands
GredGredmansson: no face lrrCAMERON
AlucardMarkov: That works
shendaras: I kinda like it.
control_rig: ShadowJames
Spritz_T: shadow james
asthanius: MST3K
UnspokenKibbles: I'm into it
Reece42: We haven't unlocked that character yet
kirbytronic: Shadow James Unlocked
AtomicAlchemical: James In The Shadows
MegaDosX: Silhouette James isn't real, silhouette James can't hurt you
BurgerGamer: witness protection james
TheMadChicken: shadow james looks awesome wtf
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh no, James is in the shaodw realm
GredGredmansson: !findquote shadow
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forshamesir: shadow person is pretty cool, won't lie
1y1e: I hope GoatBot is doing well these days
Spades_Slicc: James has been banished to the shadow realm
DAC169: I think we have enough land now game NODDERS
KingOfDoma: I'm actually down with the cool sillhouette! You look MYSTERIOUS
Spades_Slicc: lost a game of Yu-Gi-Oh
forshamesir: James lost his yugioh game
UnspokenKibbles: Give us back the Shadow James
MegaDosX: Opponent, on the other hand
UnspokenKibbles: It looks find
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AtomicAlchemical: Can't believe James' opponent topdecked Exodia. What are the odds?
Sorator13: It fixes. That's all, unless you bounce it
UnspokenKibbles: Slam and pump?
DarkMorford: LRR needs a VTuber rig for streams like this Kappa
Sogheim: I saw the clip of James being a Heartless, I assume we have Xehanort to blame
asthanius: Just a white dude with a beard
FacelessManAboutTown: What would the avatar look like?
Zu_o: @DarkMorford just make bobbleheads out of the face emotes
excalgold: Gibb the V-Tuber?
UnspokenKibbles: You brought it down to one toughness
GredGredmansson: they did it before Kavu resolved
FacelessManAboutTown: I assume Beej?
Nydestroyer: they fought
control_rig: Fight
Gadora: Just an anthropomorphized dots and arrow?
DarkMorford: Or Bartleby as a VTuber?
nymistrya: State based actions happened
SAJewers: but imagine what you could do on LRL with vtuber rigs! lrrBEEJ
GredGredmansson: so it was still a 3/2 when it fought
beowuuf: Harry the Arrow Array lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Bearudite: well all we need to do is use some elbow skin and make Bartleby
Ashlan78: The avatars for the podcasts when you folks were working from home were kinda cool.
forshamesir: we just got got
GredGredmansson: and then kavu resolved making it a 4/1 (and dying)
Faulpyr: Gibb or Bartleby would be good V-Tubers
KingOfDoma: Someone tell Featherweight to learn how to make Vtuber rigs!
GredGredmansson: fact or sphinxton
UnspokenKibbles: I think we start by bouncing that
Sogheim: if you did Gibb, Bartleby, or Pistachio, you'd be obligated to do the voice, too
AzaleaCloud: Geyser
Nydestroyer: bounce and swing
UnspokenKibbles: Get in for a total of seven, deal with it more permanently next turn
control_rig: Geyser for temo
AlucardMarkov: Bounce and set them back
control_rig: *tempo
BloodnBullets: yeah make them waste the turn
UnspokenKibbles: Yeah, bounce now, take their whole turn
Sorator13: I don't hate that
Sogheim: I feel Spoopifer would be the best vtuber
Nydestroyer: can draw a creature to sac next turn
LibraryWitchKei: And maybe pull a better sacrifice target
UnspokenKibbles: Would definitely hold that last land or two to pay for Rona if nee be
Thagnok: Ok it's passed midnight. Good night all, James, your "bad" desk seems to be doing pretty good.
Spades_Slicc: Speaking of theoretical LRR V-Tuber rig. Anyone here on tumblr during ... Fandomstuck?
Sorator13: If you need to, you can sac Lookout
BloodnBullets: basically a timewalk
Sorator13: @Thagnok night!
AzaleaCloud: Turn on full control!
DarkMorford: I've done a little bit of looking into it, it wouldn't be impossible to make VTuber setups for Gibb, Bartleby, or Pistachio. I just can't draw, so someone else would need to do the art assets.
Thagnok: Night
GredGredmansson: do we want to kick the lookout
MegaDosX: Oh boy
AzaleaCloud: Yes it does!
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Sorator13: Splinters Lookout, then possibly kick Mystic?
MegaDosX: Yeah
Spritz_T: kicking seems useful here
GredGredmansson: now they both go in the bin
Sorator13: It kinda depended on blanking on Lookout, yeah
GredGredmansson: yeah
AlucardMarkov: Take the flyer
MegaDosX: Maybe don't need to kick now?
AlucardMarkov: You did not play a land yet
Sorator13: yeah
UnspokenKibbles: It's still fine, now we play a tap land
DarkMorford: Maybe I should talk to Featherweight about getting some art for Pistachio... Hm.
Spritz_T: yeah, frankly that's good for a redraw anyway
AzaleaCloud: Just pass.
AlucardMarkov: passing is fine
UnspokenKibbles: Agreed, pass
GredGredmansson: do we hold the mystic to kick it later, yeah
Nydestroyer: I mean lookout gives you lethal?
MegaDosX: I like passing, because next turn you might be able to play both
AzaleaCloud: Oof, wait a minute, you may have wanted to play a tapland there.
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MegaDosX: But yeah if you played the tapland you'd definitely be able to Djinn and kick Mystic next turn
AzaleaCloud: Or you can just topdeck a Mountain!
Sorator13: Nice
AzaleaCloud: Now we have enough to do Djinn AND kicked Mystic.
GredGredmansson: playing the mountain lets us play both
MegaDosX: Mountain, Djinn, kick Mystic, profit
Sorator13: Play Mountain, play Djinn, kick Mystic
UnspokenKibbles: Now we love life
AlucardMarkov: We can play the land to kick the mystic
MegaDosX: Good lord that was a perfect draw
MegaDosX: Rude.
forshamesir: oh they're hella dead
MegaDosX: They are in some serious trouble right now though
Nydestroyer: they just die to it as well
AzaleaCloud: It's okay, we're still ahead.
UnspokenKibbles: Not over yet but it seems favorable
iconicshadow89: llets draw our lightning strike now
Sorator13: even if they remove the Djinn, Impede + Rona kills them if they don't play a blocker
AzaleaCloud: Ugh, really.
Sorator13: aw, not anymore
Spritz_T: ok, that's a problem
iconicshadow89: yes
MegaDosX: Oh, they're dead
AzaleaCloud: seabatPjorg
Sorator13: oh, there we go
Sorator13: sweet
DarkMorford: Ooh, ooh, chat! What if... VTubers for the QWRPline characters?
Spades_Slicc: 2 SPHINXS
AzaleaCloud: seabatClap
GredGredmansson: no just 1, they reanimated it
Sorator13: FBtouchdown
AzaleaCloud: Just topdeck everything you need to win 4Head
MegaDosX: Yeah they regrew it
Spades_Slicc: Oh I missed that
UnspokenKibbles: I believe it's pluralized "sphinges"
forshamesir: this decks not bad
shurtal: 2 sphinxes the hard way
forshamesir: didn't even need to cut the jhoira
beowuuf: play some quick marvel snap...
Sorator13: you get yourself some water too, friend!
Juliamon: !break
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jessicaengle: sergeSpoopyChair
Juliamon: I see you Khufu
DarkMorford: OH NO
DarkMorford: :D
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Juliamon: Bit of a mixed bag today.
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UnspokenKibbles: This is your reminder that Jhoira did indeed get a sick action shot for her card/the draft splash screen but we don't want it in the deck
Juliamon: James's head is feeling bad today so no face cam for now
UnspokenKibbles: And also, petition to bring back Shadow James
Drathak: in the industry that's called self care
Sogheim: Jhoira is borderline immortal but not a planeswalker, right?
odium_chlorite: the ghost of James's past
UnspokenKibbles: @Sogheim Accurate
jessicaengle: It's the shadow boss!
AtomicAlchemical: Shadow James is audience favorite
DarkMorford: James: Shadow Legend
Xafty: shadow james looks about how i would expect
jessicaengle: James has to fight a shadow version of himself
DarthRagnar815: Is James in witness protection?
UnspokenKibbles: I swear we have had those two tapped lands in the starting hand for like three games in a row
jessicaengle: lrrSPOOP_TK
Sogheim: what's wild is that Shadow James polled better than Actual James and is showing up in the next Smash Bros game
Sorator13: @Sogheim LUL
UnspokenKibbles: Just the 1/3 for now?
Sorator13: Tideturner blocks Prodigy
jessicaengle: Can banana Cori also be in Smash plz?
NavelWarfare: @Sogheim Now you have me thinking what archetypes the various lrr members would be in a fighting game
GredGredmansson: Paul is the setup fighter
Sorator13: oof
GredGredmansson: Adam is the bruiser
MegaDosX: How does everyone have a Tail Swipe? >_>
UnspokenKibbles: Nice, that's a low value card for them to use that on
Sogheim: how would you balance Beej?
UnspokenKibbles: I'm actually happy with that tailswipe target
GredGredmansson: who's the zoner and who's the grappler
UnspokenKibbles: Adam is the grappler
odium_chlorite: Wheeler is the one with the quirky annoying but ultimately broken moveset
Sorator13: @Sogheim Beej isn't a playable character; he's the stage mechanic that kills everyone
KingOfDoma: Beej is like Master Hand
Spritz_T: beej is the broken end boss
kirbytronic: There's a campaign moment where someone says Adam must now face Shadow Adam and you get annoyed
AzaleaCloud: Beej is the burst mage whose mechanics nobody can figure out except for Beej.
Boon_33: Beej would simply: the whole thing
AzaleaCloud: So the meta would be "become Beej."
AzaleaCloud: *Beejdrop*
UnspokenKibbles: I do think it's just Rona here
jessicaengle: Beej smashes the whole thing
Sorator13: Kick Amplifier?
Darleysam: I mean, the Autumnal Rumble was always a good time..
Sorator13: Yeahhh
UnspokenKibbles: Have to pay 2 for rona
TheMalteseFalchion: Sequencing.
UnspokenKibbles: That was almost bad
forshamesir: thankfully op assumed we had something
UnspokenKibbles: I say play it here
Sorator13: Amplifier doesn't do much if you play it rn?
forshamesir: people are just scared of open mana turns out
GredGredmansson: urgh
GredGredmansson: top deck an island easy Kappa
Sorator13: @GredGredmansson hey, it worked last time we wanted to kick mystic...
evil_h2o_elf: can't illusionist make one of your mountains an island?
Sorator13: @evil_h2o_elf you're right! Forgot.
UnspokenKibbles: Tbh I don't love all our things
GredGredmansson: oh it can!
evil_h2o_elf: oh nevermind
GredGredmansson: never mind
Sorator13: But anyway
Sorator13: LUL
Sogheim: James using his curse for good
AzaleaCloud: James, your land powers are too strong. You need to be nerfed.
AzaleaCloud: XD
AzaleaCloud: JAMES
Sorator13: Ooh
UnspokenKibbles: Kill gobbo
MegaDosX: Kill the card draw engine, yeah
UnspokenKibbles: Shut off their frog-feeder
RayFK: lolno
Sorator13: You're pretty good at Magic: the Gathering
Sorator13: yknow what, sure, that's fine
Sorator13: Wouldn't have hated attacking with Defiler
UnspokenKibbles: So now we have three in the air, which isn't bad
GredGredmansson: I would have hated it
Sorator13: He was a 1/5 at the time, wasn't he? but doesn't matter now
evil_h2o_elf: How do we make this a quote?
GredGredmansson: we can save lands in hand to recast Rona potentially
MegaDosX: At the moment your clock is faster than their clock, but that Uurg is going to start gaining them life soon
kirbytronic: You were probably right, never bring this up again
UnspokenKibbles: I think we keep hold of that land to get Rona back
UnspokenKibbles: Oh
QuixoticScrivener: Don’t play your extra lands: Rona.
Sorator13: actually no, double blocking with iconoclast & uurg would've been not great for us; I was not right
MegaDosX: Uh.
UnspokenKibbles: Well yes, that
TaylorHistory: Well that was mean
AzaleaCloud: Another flyer, tho...
GredGredmansson: yes
AzaleaCloud: Just keep crashing the sky.
Sorator13: Hold the Island, play Drake
UnspokenKibbles: I say play Rona back out, it's holding back all the stuff
Sorator13: if you draw another land, you can play Rona back out
UnspokenKibbles: We already have an air clock
Sorator13: I don't hate it
UnspokenKibbles: I will take that
GredGredmansson: #blamejames
GredGredmansson: wait
Sorator13: #blamechat
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: Wait we dont get paid?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: why am I even here
MegaDosX: #BlameLands
Sorator13: #blameUnspokenKibbles
Sorator13: wait, if the kibbles is unspoken, how are you naming them?
NavelWarfare: I was promised bananas for my work!
margieargie: That was nice...
MegaDosX: Oh no a blocker
BloodnBullets: that was never available in my country. :(
Gadora: I miss that, honestly.
Sorator13: LUL
GredGredmansson: block radha
margieargie: Wait, they're not allowed to have flyers!
AzaleaCloud: I mean, catch Radha on the block, let Iconoclast through?
MegaDosX: Well we kill Radha here, surely
UnspokenKibbles: We eat their radha, take six, not the worst
AzaleaCloud: Djinn! :D
UnspokenKibbles: Swing with mystic, I think
MegaDosX: Offer the trade with Mystic first?
Gadora: I miss just having ads running to mine bits in a muted tab as I did other things. <.<
rachowwastaken: i've always thought the djinn of the fountain looks a little too much like mr bean
UnspokenKibbles: Ack
MegaDosX: Uh oh
AzaleaCloud: Wait, what?
UnspokenKibbles: Oh hey, they die
AzaleaCloud: They just lost.
GredGredmansson: they're just dead
Sorator13: OP may not know quite how Bortuk works
UnspokenKibbles: Someone didn't read the 2022 green card all the way
MehallD: SingsNote You don't win friends with salad! SingsNote
MegaDosX: They misread Bortuk maybe?
AzaleaCloud: They should have brought back the Nightmare and just didn't.
UnspokenKibbles: Okay don't die
rachowwastaken: the flier was too expensive to bring back anyway no? they only have 3 land types
DAC169: wouldn't have grabbing the flyer put it out on the field?
MartonyTho: No
rachowwastaken: and for some reason that 2/2 flier costs 4 lol
AzaleaCloud: Ohhhhhh, I see, I thought the Nightmare was a 3-drop.
UnspokenKibbles: Guess who's not getting blamed today :D
Drathak: seabatClap
DAC169: oh, it's 4 not 3?
MegaDosX: That wound up very close though
AzaleaCloud: seabatClap
Sorator13: Gah. I washed my hands, and now (because it's super cold outside and the air is dry af inside) my hands are Complaining
rachowwastaken: @DAC169 yuppers
TaylorHistory: Enough time to get music forever stuck in head
UnspokenKibbles: Okay now are we getting Jhoira out
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AzaleaCloud: Evasive creatures are good in Draft, James.
BrindleBoar: F
UnspokenKibbles: Do I get to name a successor
Datnade012: one more win and in you're in the green, let's go
GredGredmansson: yeah the game's over now
forshamesir: @unspokenkibbles gotta keep the jhoira for the flex
kirbytronic: We should do whatever James wants to do
BurgerGamer: I'll accept any and all blame
asthanius: Is there severence?
UnspokenKibbles: I want to name Beej
kirbytronic: Excellent suggestion sir
GredGredmansson: well Beej isn't here
Sorator13: Do not name Beej
Sorator13: lest you awaken the Beej
cmdrelk: I also want a nap.
UnspokenKibbles: Paying you is in fact what we're doing
BloodnBullets: actually s02 of serverance was just announced!
asthanius: I do. I’m subbed
SquareDotCube: "There's severance, it's just involves losing a body part"
margieargie: I think we should give Jhoira the job
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Severance: 20% for 6 weeks. (Of the $0 you were getting)
gnomedeplume572: Interesting theory
Sorator13: LUL
gnomedeplume572: Tell me more
UnspokenKibbles: Glad to be here ;)
rachowwastaken: balmor has been one of my favorite cards to play in this format
rachowwastaken: aw :(
UnspokenKibbles: We... could have...
DAC169: FailFish
GredGredmansson: this is on you james
definenull: you're hired! again!
Grimnus: How quickly things fall apart
DudelidouX: Yes James you're the best magic player...
Sorator13: LUL
adambomb625: Bolt the bird?
GredGredmansson: what happened to the rest of us
TheWriterAleph: but do you like Downfall? Kappa
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Thinking of Andor. Tie fighter on the field... it was inevitable.
UnspokenKibbles: I am available for speaking engagements with anyone who has not fired me :D
margieargie: Nobody is allowed to have creatures on the battlefield this game, I guess
BurgerGamer: opponent wants us to get some mystic value later
UnspokenKibbles: We're just impeding that, no?
GredGredmansson: it taps it and it does nothing
EOstby: But, it doesn't do anything.
kirbytronic: Doesn't grow anything though
Sorator13: I like Impedeing that
Grimnus: They dont have enough domain to give it any counters
GredGredmansson: the domain is too small
adambomb625: no
GredGredmansson: I think so
AzaleaCloud: Yes.
Sorator13: I don't hate amplifier.
EOstby: Nah, you need a blue source.
UnspokenKibbles: It uses our mana, scries, and keeps it off our back
ghizmou: it s okay, but not the best
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
AzaleaCloud: lrrFINE
AzaleaCloud: See? Fine.
EOstby: Just ask Lars.
GredGredmansson: never didn't have it
UnspokenKibbles: Next turn I don't hate attack with both, hold up Shore Up
Sorator13: no big tuna for you!
MegaDosX: "It's fine, it doesn't bother, it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, it bothers me a lot"
AzaleaCloud: Uh-oh, they have full domain now.
GredGredmansson: It got 2nd place
lamina5432: yes
Sorator13: It was mentioned, yes
UnspokenKibbles: I would attack first before we Djinn
GredGredmansson: 1st place was the card name, but every letter had an umlaut
Sorator13: I'd attack, yeah
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UnspokenKibbles: Perfect
Bearudite: sadly not a reference to the 2 person play called Greater Tuna
UnspokenKibbles: Oh this card, nice
SquareDotCube: the rare InvisiJames
rachowwastaken: alongside the rare academy loremaster
EOstby: @Bearudite I've never seen just a 2 person version of it, but my local theater troupe has performed most if not all of that series.
AzaleaCloud: Never punished.
UnspokenKibbles: I might bounce the loremaster
memnus: Ampliifyngi the Loremaster is actually hilarious
UnspokenKibbles: Actually, waait
rachowwastaken: it stops them from getting the extra draw
Bearudite: @Bearudite the 2 person is utter chaos
GredGredmansson: I'd bounce tuna and smash
DAC169: "They call him the Big-Tuna-Bouncer! zenbutPog " aipLUL
Spades_Slicc: I don't think you're allowed to show bouncing peoples big tunas on twitch
UnspokenKibbles: Smash first, hold up shore up again
Sorator13: I'd still attack first, I think?
graal_smith: Tuna, lemme smash
Sorator13: They do get Zar untapped next turn, mind
Sorator13: well, alright
GredGredmansson: can shore up one of them
DAC169: shore up? or no?
UnspokenKibbles: Shore up
AzaleaCloud: Shore Up the Djinn?
UnspokenKibbles: perfect
Sorator13: Shore Up Drake, flicker Djinn?
AzaleaCloud: Actually Shore Up the Drake
ghizmou: shore up and blink the other
UnspokenKibbles: What sorator said
AzaleaCloud: And flicker Djinn, yeah.
lamina5432: shore up and flicker djinn
GredGredmansson: yea
MegaDosX: Shore up on the 2/3 and flicker the Djinn
UnspokenKibbles: And we can smash with both
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, you're at 20, slam.
MegaDosX: Oh yeah
EOstby: Yeah.
Sorator13: For sure
MegaDosX: Windmill style
UnspokenKibbles: Mystic, yeah,
GredGredmansson: seems good
UnspokenKibbles: They can do a lot of damage on the crackback but not enough
UnspokenKibbles: They did not
GredGredmansson: they did not
AzaleaCloud: They have full domain now, though. Ojanen trigger is gonna hurt.
Sorator13: No, they did not
Bearudite: mawp
MegaDosX: That.
drizztnailo: jumpscare
definenull: owie
Sorator13: that's what that does
rachowwastaken: spookiest thing i've seen all season
graal_smith: Makes James scream, apparently
ghizmou: ah, the sound of surprise
AzaleaCloud: We gotta bounce the Sentry.
UnspokenKibbles: We take the extra card here
MegaDosX: I think you gotta
GredGredmansson: rewarded
Sorator13: Hm.
GredGredmansson: do we stun ojanen again, I wonder, or not
Sorator13: Yeahhhh, not sure what the best play here is
UnspokenKibbles: I think we impede the sentry, buff Djinn, and smash with it
GredGredmansson: probably not
AzaleaCloud: I think you Impede the Sentry and give Djinn +1/+1
Sorator13: oh, Sentry has reach, I almost forgot that
UnspokenKibbles: Yes
MegaDosX: Yeah
Sorator13: I like Azalea's line
DAC169: yeah
laundreydhull: wait. why does saheeli sameo I. The Brother's War? isn't a time-travel set?
GredGredmansson: @laundreydhull read the story; part of it is
UnspokenKibbles: I actually would have sent Sentry to the bottom
Sorator13: Hold amplifier, since you may be able to kill them next turn?
EOstby: Yeah, I think so.
UnspokenKibbles: Agreed on hold amplifier
MegaDosX: Yeah I like this plan
Sorator13: @UnspokenKibbles How?
DAC169: need to bounce, yes
AzaleaCloud: @UnspokenKibbles That's the Rona's spell.
GredGredmansson: @laundreydhull in that Teferi is using time magic to look into the past, rather than actually change history
AzaleaCloud: We have to topdeck removal here.
laundreydhull: @gredgredmansson so just, Doctor Strange but extra rewind steps?
AzaleaCloud: We're not dead, but we have to topdeck removal.
UnspokenKibbles: @UnspokenKibbles Sorry, not sentry, lookout
TheMalteseFalchion: Tap tap concede?
kirbytronic: To the tune of "I think we're alone now": I think we're just dead here
GredGredmansson: @laundreydhull I don't know Doctor Strange
AzaleaCloud: Yeah.
AzaleaCloud: I like this.
UnspokenKibbles: That doesn't do it
Sorator13: lightning strike?
Sorator13: aww
UnspokenKibbles: We're one short
laundreydhull: @gredgredmansson in that case,Jodah. the old Jodah. He is the equivalent.
UnspokenKibbles: We needed a spell
Sorator13: yeah, one short :(
AzaleaCloud: 1 damage short... Ugh.
UnspokenKibbles: Wynaut? Wobbuffett.
laundreydhull: Unifier Jodah is an impostor.
UnspokenKibbles: Only two losses
AzaleaCloud: It was a grinder.
Sorator13: We got pretty close, tbh
UnspokenKibbles: So. About that Jhoira.
GredGredmansson: she's like danitha
GredGredmansson: you don't need the rest of the text
UnspokenKibbles: Is it better than a bowl of rice when you're *really* hungry
Sorator13: Danitha, but worse
GredGredmansson: keep
UnspokenKibbles: Look who finally showed up
Sorator13: is that the first hand we've kept that didn't have the black red dual?
Sorator13: also hello lightning strike!@
UnspokenKibbles: Agreed, no 3 means we just hold that up
laundreydhull: Jhoria is her own enemy. She can't aether vial historic permanents even...
GredGredmansson: haste.
Mierr: nothing like playing a haster after combat
UnspokenKibbles: It doesn't kill anything we have, so I would hold
Spades_Slicc: Is goblin a may?
GredGredmansson: No, but there are no opponent creatures
UnspokenKibbles: Taking 3 is fine
Drathak: now you gotta do it
laundreydhull: what if the mistakes fire you though?
UnspokenKibbles: Now we kill the gobbo
GredGredmansson: don't let us stop you
laundreydhull: asking for my future self....
Sorator13: by all means, play as you normally would
OmegaKalcon: kill that gobbo
UnspokenKibbles: I was going to say lead with Lookout, yeah
Sorator13: well. yes. :D
BloodnBullets: invoke the hive mind
TheWriterAleph: i get by with a little help from my chat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Help. I need somebody.
UnspokenKibbles: Help. Not just anybody.
Sorator13: !adult
laundreydhull: How comical. Chat being a sentient tutor...
Sorator13: is that not a thing? I thought that was a thing. Oh well.
UnspokenKibbles: All seems cool and good
GredGredmansson: !help
laundreydhull: I'll admit I almost said 'tutorial' & I just did.
UnspokenKibbles: Do wish we had a separate blue source, but we can't have everything
GredGredmansson: !goodadvice
excalgold: i am so happy for the expected rain
Sorator13: Do we just take three?
UnspokenKibbles: I think we try to race
SirMorek: PNW without rain? what
MegaDosX: On the flipside, we're due a very wet weekend here and everyone's over it >_>
Psycho_Sarah_: laughs in Scottish
SacrificialToast: a well known alias
lamina5432: we've had ran on the east coast on and off for a week now
OmegaKalcon: that's exactly the kind of name satan would pick
Gadora: Looking forward to it helping with the fires down here in Seattle! Smoke goes away?
MegaDosX: Rude, opponent
excalgold: i am hopeful the rain clears out the smoke
excalgold: i am so happy to be in a house that doesnt leak like a sieve too
AzaleaCloud: Just pass I guess. o_o *shrug*
AzaleaCloud: No, Impeding the Rager seems bad.
UnspokenKibbles: No, we can afford to hold here
laundreydhull: is that new frenemies movie set in Scotland?
AzaleaCloud: Can they? They don't have a green source.
Sorator13: Could've used Shore Up to block
AzaleaCloud: Ohhh.
Gadora: We've have a wildfire that's been burning since September 9th. Hoping the rain puts that out.
AzaleaCloud: Ok, I misread.
Sorator13: though tricks are online
GredGredmansson: i forgot that shore up untaps
UnspokenKibbles: Now we impede to scry, I think
Sorator13: @GredGredmansson I usually remember only once I get blown out by it :D
Mazrae: just tuned in, why is there isn't a camera view
GredGredmansson: james has a headache
GredGredmansson: and his lights aren't on
UnspokenKibbles: There is only Shadow James
Sorator13: @Mazrae James head is ouchy, so lights are bad, so no facecam
Drathak: no longer has a physical form @Mazrae
Sorator13: we have gotten occasional visits from Shadow James, though
UnspokenKibbles: We hit them three more times and they... can't afford to replay Rager if we bounce it? That's something.
Mazrae: okay, I figured that it was mentioned earlier just wanted to check, thank you
laundreydhull: wait. I get it! Teferi is pulling a Days of Future Past!! (feat. Doctor Strange...)
UnspokenKibbles: OP has full domain and five cards, I don't know what is happening here
UnspokenKibbles: That's getting bounced, I think
MegaDosX: Ah, la problema
Sorator13: oh that's a problem
Sorator13: yeah, geyser that
GredGredmansson: rootwalla is nothing to messwith
MegaDosX: OH WOW
GredGredmansson: oh hi solkanar
Sorator13: oh no
MegaDosX: How does it feel to have it all, opponent?
UnspokenKibbles: Everything
MegaDosX: A lot.
laundreydhull: The mutants method of time-travel is relatively new...(!?)
TheOtherTrevor: Maybe they'll choose to give it to you early
GredGredmansson: save us jhoira
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
UnspokenKibbles: Well, well, well...
AzaleaCloud: Hey look, sac fodder for Bone Splinters!
MegaDosX: I wonder.
GredGredmansson: bone splinters target
laundreydhull: you might not survive for the 4th mode
Sorator13: Well. Bone splinters Sol'kanar?
MegaDosX: You totally could use her to Bone Splinters a thing
Drathak: 2/3 for 2??? xomHYPERS
MegaDosX: Jhoira finally did something!
GredGredmansson: bounce rootwalla?
Sorator13: can still Geyser the Rootwalla, I guess
laundreydhull: Jhoria dyes; The End.
UnspokenKibbles: Jhoira did the one thing she canonically can't
kirbytronic: Somewhere, Tappy just fell over
Sorator13: @UnspokenKibbles sacrifice herself to kill a giant evil dude with the shards of her bones?
Sorator13: oh dear
UnspokenKibbles: Die
GredGredmansson: we let that resolve
Sorator13: wait, we can block
margieargie: Uh-oh.
AzaleaCloud: Welp. lrrSPOOP
EOstby: You untap, it's fine.
MegaDosX: You can chump it but that's it
margieargie: Oh, right, it untaps, we just talked about that...
laundreydhull: also related, Why is R&D scared of creating a historic mechanic aether vial as a commander?
Sorator13: @margieargie LUL
MegaDosX: "Shore Up, no blocks"
Grimnus: The slight hover towards no block for a moment there
GredGredmansson: lrrJAMES
UnspokenKibbles: We can imagine
Sorator13: eek
MegaDosX: A very nice draw
Sorator13: That does help
7gorobei: jlrrFacepalm
UnspokenKibbles: Well, we can't anything but chump that lizard
AzaleaCloud: We have blockers, and their Branchrider isn't untapping this turn.
MegaDosX: Balmor gotta get in front of that Rootwalla though
laundreydhull: the first Jhoria was even more about suspend than artificing
OmegaKalcon: Rip
Sorator13: oof
cmdrelk: lrrAWW
MegaDosX: Oofa doofa
GredGredmansson: Gaea's Did
MegaDosX: Oh my god.
AzaleaCloud: lrrAWW
bear6875: F
UnspokenKibbles: So. How are we feeling about Jhoira?
DAC169: aipCry
GredGredmansson: Jhoira did her part
BloodnBullets: OP apparently really bad at following instructions
GredGredmansson: we can't blame her
Sorator13: @UnspokenKibbles look, you were already fired
TheWriterAleph: man, cuteypenguin, i thought you were cool
AzaleaCloud: That almost met the prediction of 5-3!
Sorator13: also yeah, 4-3 for that deck is quite good
margieargie: Jhoira did some work that last one, wasn't her fault
Juliamon: Wasn't Jhoira's fault at all
GredGredmansson: hi again Jhoira
UnspokenKibbles: @UnspokenKibbles Yes, so now I don't have to worry about being fired again :D
Sorator13: LUL
OmegaKalcon: Even better than soul of windgrace or Sheoldred?
Spades_Slicc: idk, the phasing of zhalfir is pretty lit
GredGredmansson: Most Palone
kirbytronic: No, it's just a free event
kirbytronic: You can just click on the deck and change which one you're using
BrindleBoar: m'lone
lamina5432: click the deck?
DAC169: can't resign because it didn't cost anything to enter
RayFK: Click deck, change deck
UnspokenKibbles: four twenty
ThorSokar: blaze it!
UnspokenKibbles: Perfect time to play a Posty event
Juliamon: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
petey_vonwho: free event, can switch decks if you want
Sorator13: That is an excellent avatar
petey_vonwho: I played the mono green. it was sweet
adambomb625: Upcoming Secret LRR
AzaleaCloud: That sure is a lot of 4-drops.
petey_vonwho: it is very stompy
GredGredmansson: kurdurdurmscurge
UnspokenKibbles: How about drawing a black source, then
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, X is 0 in all zones except the stack.
Spades_Slicc: It's a fourks drop
hyperpuppy64: you should be playing jhoria rn
EOstby: I wish the Great LRR Store Sleeve Restock had also had just a plain logo sleeve, because that's what I really wanted.
Sorator13: yeah, that's one of my favorite cards from Strixhaven
UnspokenKibbles: Is that Shadow Beej?
AzaleaCloud: God I love Fateful Showdown. Really messed up in Niv-Mizzet, Parun EDH.
UnspokenKibbles: Oh that card's broken
Mierr: the blue green deck is kinda sweet
Mierr: but I only played against the RW one
AzaleaCloud: We have 2 lands and dorks. This is a keeper.
UnspokenKibbles: We are Groot
margieargie: No, I'm Spartacus!
UnspokenKibbles: We have reserves
earlgrey82: You cant play too much marvel snap.
UnspokenKibbles: Double explore, right?
UnspokenKibbles: Bin it
SxySamurai: What format?
AzaleaCloud: Bin it, we want lands.
UnspokenKibbles: We have action, we need to get to five
AzaleaCloud: Historic Brawl @SxySamurai
UnspokenKibbles: No that we keep
Sorator13: @SxySamurai Historic Brawl event
UnspokenKibbles: Crap
petey_vonwho: you apologize to Toski right now!
Spades_Slicc: The squirrel that draws you cards?
kirbytronic: And then it helped the octopus kill your father
ThorSokar: James is right, Squirrels are jerks
EOstby: Toski lives in the Shetlands? TIL.
UnspokenKibbles: Coolest arena planeswalker, hands down
GredGredmansson: Terms // Conditions
Sorator13: I am Concerned
UnspokenKibbles: They're the one doing it
WiJohn: The active player accepts
EOstby: They conjured a Manor Guardian, but lost 6 life.
Sorator13: I wish that explained more of what happened...
UnspokenKibbles: Kill their mana and their walker
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, I like blowing up the Locket. They've been missing land drops themselves.
UnspokenKibbles: Pigs
AzaleaCloud: Forerunners.
UnspokenKibbles: What about our two previous opponents
RayFK: lolno
gnomedeplume572: Inconceivable
AzaleaCloud: I'm not sure what they were hoping to get out of Davriel tbh.
breadisbest1: but we can not see you
RayFK: lolno
AzaleaCloud: XD
Juliamon: You knew how he'd reply, right
Sorator13: I know what- yep, there it is
UnspokenKibbles: Snek scoop
AzaleaCloud: seabatClap
GredGredmansson: that's one heck of a cast trigger
RayFK: The same
Electrodyne: Lolno is a great D&D character name
UnspokenKibbles: Okay, four more wins!
EOstby: Time to retire champion?
AzaleaCloud: "When you cast God-Eternal Rhonas, target opponent enters scoop phase."
Electrodyne: Lolno the epithet-having
Spritz_T: commander incoming?
kirbytronic: I mean, historic brawl is functionally Arena Commander
petey_vonwho: all deck sizes matter! (except 60 card decks)
UnspokenKibbles: Free mull here
AzaleaCloud: Slow. Very slow.
kirbytronic: Mull
UnspokenKibbles: But the mulligan is free, you go back to 7
RayFK: But my guy you start with a Freebie
UnspokenKibbles: Jordan, are you by any chance looking for a spokesperson? :D
kirbytronic: Cool cards I've lost to in Gladiator this week
Spades_Slicc: Imagine on curve defiler into vore into fore
RayFK: Personally? No
AzaleaCloud: I guess OP's Blast Zone is pretty dead.
AzaleaCloud: And you can't stop topdecking Forests, because you're James. :p
Sorator13: I think Jordan does plenty of speaking for himself LUL
kirbytronic: I think you can still use it
Reece42: Nah it still works
UnspokenKibbles: It's an alternate cost, right?
adambomb625: It still works
Sorator13: No, it's fine
Spades_Slicc: !card vizier of the man
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RayFK: Why would it not work?
Spades_Slicc: !card vizier of the men
LRRbot: Vizier of the Menagerie [3G] | Creature — Naga Cleric [3/4] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library. / You may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast creature spells.
Sorator13: They're still green creatures, and you can still use phyrexian mana if you want to
Spades_Slicc: The cards still have colored costs
WiJohn: @Spades_Slicc One man's not enough for the vizier
Sorator13: The Arena UI is not, uh, *perfect* at representing this though
AzaleaCloud: Vizier of the Man sounds like Jack Black's character in School of Rock making an evil create-a-card.
UnspokenKibbles: I'd hit the Dav, yeah
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You, specifically, can never stop drawing land.
AzaleaCloud: Probably should, cut them off from the perpetual -3/-3.
MegaDosX: That Davriel is going to be a problem if you don't deal with it
Sorator13: Vizier of the Man sounds like a card in a NSFW acorn set, lol
Traion: !next
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MegaDosX: Also Vorinclex plus Defiler of Vigor somehow makes them both even more outrageously disgusting
kirbytronic: I think because Vizir only effects the creatures
Sorator13: They could probably put in a colorless phyrexian symbol to display in this circumstance
UnspokenKibbles: That's fine
MegaDosX: I mean, that's not terrible.
MegaDosX: You kept the gross one
UnspokenKibbles: Next turn we hit them for... a lot?
Spades_Slicc: It would probably be bad but I want to, at least once, play brokers ascendancy for 6 life using the three on color defiliers
MegaDosX: Vorinclex first, surely
UnspokenKibbles: Vorinclex and smash
MegaDosX: I don't like swinging here, you want both to make your board unreasonably big
Spades_Slicc: Vorinclex has haste?
MegaDosX: Vorinclex has a lot of things
UnspokenKibbles: We also don't want them to have an 8/6 flyer
Spades_Slicc: messed up
UnspokenKibbles: So trading is I would say fine
UnspokenKibbles: We're not blocking
Spades_Slicc: Who would win? The demon god of the circus! or this big slightly oily snake?
MegaDosX: Oh boy Sin Prodder
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc LUL
UnspokenKibbles: It bobs wrong
MegaDosX: It's such a meh card but I like it
ghizmou: we could ultimate ellywick when she comes down
Spades_Slicc: @sorator13 the real joke is that if you're close enough to see that fight, no one wins!
Spritz_T: owl phoenix, cool
UnspokenKibbles: Probably just gotta be big monkey
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc well, YOU don't win, at least
Spades_Slicc: @sorator13 let's be honest, best case scenario, Rakdos becomes a phyrexian
UnspokenKibbles: You die if you attack
AzaleaCloud: No, cuz they just block with Phoenix and Phoenix comes back.
MegaDosX: You die on the crackback if you swing
Spritz_T: trash it
MegaDosX: Into the bin with that
UnspokenKibbles: Trash it, no reason to give them another free land
MegaDosX: You choose if it hits the bin, and take damage equal to its mana value
MegaDosX: Since it's a land, you take zero
UnspokenKibbles: We will likely die in a couple turns to Phoenix, but such is life in UMvC3
UnspokenKibbles: Turnabout is fair play
laundreydhull: 4-6=-2...
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc pretty sure Rakdos would wind up enjoying that a lot, honestly
Spades_Slicc: @sorator13 for sure. But I don't think literally anyone else in the Magic universe would
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc true
laundreydhull: your opponent must be in Eldraine, maybe...
CrescendoSlash: the opponent tried to put counters on their blast zone but vorinclex stopped it
Sorator13: well, the praetors might
Sorator13: !card vorinclex
LRRbot: Did you mean: Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger; Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
Sorator13: !card vorinclex, mons
LRRbot: Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [6/6] | Trample, haste / If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead. / If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.
Sorator13: That is a lot of text, okay
UnspokenKibbles: Gain life, I think
Spades_Slicc: @Sorator13 The last time a praetor tried to be fun and red aligned Elesh Norn blew up part of the planet
MegaDosX: Do we kill the Chest?
laundreydhull: oh, right. didn't see apex predator...
Sorator13: @Sorator13 and I'm sure Elesh Norn enjoyed that greatly!
UnspokenKibbles: Venture, probably
AzaleaCloud: Dungeon?
WiJohn: -6
MegaDosX: -6 does nothing
WiJohn: get tht emblem
MegaDosX: You need to actually complete a dungeon for the -6 to do something
Dread_Pirate_Westley: -6 gives all your creatures trample and haste.
Sorator13: It gives trample and haste, but nothing else
UnspokenKibbles: Just mine, I think
laundreydhull: the ult won't work if no dungeon has finished.
BloodnBullets: mine offers counters
UnspokenKibbles: !card silverback elder
LRRbot: Silverback Elder [2GGG] | Creature — Ape Shaman [5/7] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / • You gain 4 life.
WiJohn: I guess with mine you can get a treasure next turn and then forerunners
MegaDosX: Oof
AzaleaCloud: OOF x_x
WiJohn: ouch
Spritz_T: cruel
BloodnBullets: ooof
Sorator13: Oh my
UnspokenKibbles: Well.
Reece42: Well then
laundreydhull: uh oh
TheWriterAleph: uh, your board gone
Spritz_T: at least he didn't go face
margieargie: It sure could have gone better...
MegaDosX: Rakdos can just be like that
kirbytronic: I thought you liked Coinflips, James.
UnspokenKibbles: So just... Pigs?
AzaleaCloud: That was a 1-in-8 shot and we lost every coin flip. x_x
laundreydhull: sacrifices must be made...
Spades_Slicc: Your luck is incredible for future ref
GapFiller: !next
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margieargie: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sorator13: ty for stream; hope you feel better!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream! Hope you feel better soon
UnspokenKibbles: Pleasure to be here, James.
UnspokenKibbles: Never been fired before :D
AzaleaCloud: Thanks for the stream! ^^ Hope you feel better James.
shendaras: Don't tell actual James, but I think shadow James is pretty cool.
AzaleaCloud: lrrHEART lrrJAMES
ShaneLeeAtk: The Vamily
UnspokenKibbles: Shadow James is a high-tier James
bear6875: thanks for the stream! feel better.
squ3e: Shadow James is just the box topper version of James
laundreydhull: Desert Bus: The Happening...
RassilonDND: I walked away what happened?
RayFK: DB is not happening it is not soon these are all truths
Electrodyne: I am so excited for Desert Bus this year
ShaneLeeAtk: The Penultimate 2022 Live
Spritz_T: it's out
TheWriterAleph: wooo...
Juliamon: khuuuuufuuuuuu
DeM0nFiRe: Oo neat
ghizmou: Neat
Diabore: more fear
ghizmou: too spooky surely
DAC169: don't know if I'll see you then, so... happy birthday!! aipOMG zenbutPog
Juliamon: weren't these Aussie only?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
IanWAdams: I'll be working in the Arena part.
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kirbytronic: I will attempt to find you, maybe
IanWAdams: YOU say hi.
petey_vonwho: I look forward to seeing some lrr folk!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
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MegaDosX: Feel better soon James!
Phailhammer: cya :)
emberBecky: lrrHEART see you James
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
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ab50luteunit: I win
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
Juliamon: What do you win?
Spades_Slicc: Gonna get your Hav En in this Gloom
RandomTrivia: Gloomhaven is not cursed today - hooray!
ab50luteunit: not sure yet
saucemaster5000: I got an aggresively bad ad e-mail for a local pizzeria's new "Cheetos@ Flaming Hot Chicken Pizza" and I can't stop thinking about it. How's everyone else's day going?
SaxPython: It's a (Karl) Bogo FBtouchdown
ab50luteunit: thinking about spicy chicken pizza now..
laundreydhull: tis Bosh- I meme- Otaku! Otaku Jeff Time!
ipoddodd: gloomhaven's starting back up? Didn't this start in 2020?
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 Filled with chicken, cheese, and pre-cheese. so pretty good
laundreydhull: This be the only character name I remember...
Spades_Slicc: Ooh, double ad roll
Juliamon: ipoddodd This is episode 6 of the second go
ab50luteunit: @ipoddodd oh bud, you're in for a treat
Juliamon: (they restarted this year)
ipoddodd: @Juliamon Take 2???
ipoddodd: we love to see it
RandomTrivia: @ipoddodd Lots of things started in 2022...
Juliamon: Turns out taking two years off makes it tough to remember what you were doing
RandomTrivia: *2020
Juliamon: So they just started from scratch
laundreydhull: except for Jeff
saucemaster5000: Hell I'd forget how to play this game week to week with my group
Spades_Slicc: So as someone who's never played a Legacy like game. The stickers they put on the map for discovered locations, those easy to get off and re use?
laundreydhull: or the entire party buildup.
Juliamon: I don't think they'd even gotten far enough to do that
saucemaster5000: @Spades_Slicc No, and in fact Cephalofair games sells a different sticker set for gloomhaven that are re-usable"
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 fascinating
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
ShaneLeeAtk: Carl BOGO!
GhostValv: c???
patbaer: I rarely say no to pizza
saucemaster5000: What if you put another pizza on the pizza?
PhorrestGaze: what's the sauce on that?
BloodnBullets: and yet people get mad at me for pinapple
saucemaster5000: @PhorrestGaze Balsamic glaze.
RandomTrivia: @PhorrestGaze Tomato, usually lrrBEEJ
Spades_Slicc: Pizza already has berries on it
Spades_Slicc: tomato
Gadora: I will say, from experience, that a cheese pizza with marmalade for a sauce doesn't work so well.
Spades_Slicc: I thought y'all decided to go help some person's mom
RandomTrivia: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, playmats, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
Lord_Hosk: This game of risk just keeps getting weirder every week
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