RassilonDND: I walked away what happened?
RayFK: DB is not happening it is not soon these are all truths
Electrodyne: I am so excited for Desert Bus this year
ShaneLeeAtk: The Penultimate 2022 Live
Spritz_T: it's out
TheWriterAleph: wooo...
Juliamon: khuuuuufuuuuuu
DeM0nFiRe: Oo neat
ghizmou: Neat
Diabore: more fear
ghizmou: too spooky surely
DAC169: don't know if I'll see you then, so... happy birthday!! aipOMG zenbutPog
Juliamon: weren't these Aussie only?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
IanWAdams: I'll be working in the Arena part.
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MegaDosX: Feel better soon James!
Phailhammer: cya :)
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
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ab50luteunit: I win
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
Juliamon: What do you win?
Spades_Slicc: Gonna get your Hav En in this Gloom
RandomTrivia: Gloomhaven is not cursed today - hooray!
ab50luteunit: not sure yet
saucemaster5000: I got an aggresively bad ad e-mail for a local pizzeria's new "Cheetos@ Flaming Hot Chicken Pizza" and I can't stop thinking about it. How's everyone else's day going?
SaxPython: It's a (Karl) Bogo FBtouchdown
ab50luteunit: thinking about spicy chicken pizza now..
laundreydhull: tis Bosh- I meme- Otaku! Otaku Jeff Time!
ipoddodd: gloomhaven's starting back up? Didn't this start in 2020?
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 Filled with chicken, cheese, and pre-cheese. so pretty good
laundreydhull: This be the only character name I remember...
Spades_Slicc: Ooh, double ad roll
Juliamon: ipoddodd This is episode 6 of the second go
ab50luteunit: @ipoddodd oh bud, you're in for a treat
Juliamon: (they restarted this year)
ipoddodd: @Juliamon Take 2???
ipoddodd: we love to see it
RandomTrivia: @ipoddodd Lots of things started in 2022...
Juliamon: Turns out taking two years off makes it tough to remember what you were doing
RandomTrivia: *2020
Juliamon: So they just started from scratch
laundreydhull: except for Jeff
saucemaster5000: Hell I'd forget how to play this game week to week with my group
Spades_Slicc: So as someone who's never played a Legacy like game. The stickers they put on the map for discovered locations, those easy to get off and re use?
laundreydhull: or the entire party buildup.
Juliamon: I don't think they'd even gotten far enough to do that
saucemaster5000: @Spades_Slicc No, and in fact Cephalofair games sells a different sticker set for gloomhaven that are re-usable"
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 fascinating
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
ShaneLeeAtk: Carl BOGO!
GhostValv: c???
patbaer: I rarely say no to pizza
saucemaster5000: What if you put another pizza on the pizza?
PhorrestGaze: what's the sauce on that?
BloodnBullets: and yet people get mad at me for pinapple
saucemaster5000: @PhorrestGaze Balsamic glaze.
RandomTrivia: @PhorrestGaze Tomato, usually lrrBEEJ
Spades_Slicc: Pizza already has berries on it
Spades_Slicc: tomato
Gadora: I will say, from experience, that a cheese pizza with marmalade for a sauce doesn't work so well.
Spades_Slicc: I thought y'all decided to go help some person's mom
RandomTrivia: !store
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Lord_Hosk: This game of risk just keeps getting weirder every week
SodiumFox subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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saucemaster5000: put a lil English on the Jeff
CururuGuasu: A noble mind e big gems the smallest ratman
RandomTrivia: "Or several smaller hand items"
lamina5432: can you hold copies?
BusTed: tqsKnife
Earthenone: is there a dagger uniqueness rule?
Nigouki: SAVE CAT
Nigouki: you are legally obligated to save cat
Juliamon: cat cat cat cat
laundreydhull: a cat? it's a trap!!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: More important than cat? Nothing is more important than cat.
RandomTrivia: Help the precious child and save the precious cat
Earthenone: !findquote cat
LRRbot: Quote #3083: "Cats are impervious to fire." —Cori [2016-08-03]
laundreydhull: still a trap!
CururuGuasu: Option C: eat cat
saucemaster5000: Alf had a very dark ending
RandomTrivia: O_o
GhostValv: D:
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Spades_Slicc: wrow
DudelidouX: Nope
noSmokeFire: you DO NOT lose a perk
laundreydhull: I knew it was a trap!
saucemaster5000: Nope, can't ratchet down
RandomTrivia: The cat was a jerk, who knew
RandomTrivia: Oh no
noSmokeFire: I HATE those events
RandomTrivia: Rip Cam's knee
Nigouki: Cam lost an IRL perk
airylan: I didn't know that that losing checks could happen
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
saucemaster5000: what a cataclysm
RandomTrivia: jlrrCoolgame
CururuGuasu: I’m allergic
saucemaster5000: go to save a puppy, lose a level
noSmokeFire: one of my big criticisms of this game (as much as I enjoy it) is that events just randomly flip you the double bird
RandomTrivia: "Option B: murder-hobo"
gibbousm: murderhobo time
TheWriterAleph: eyyyy
SnackPak_: that's a good point
RandomTrivia: Does the caravan have stats? Then it's there to be killed lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: lessons learned
laundreydhull: watch this cat come back as a secret final boss LUL katesFine
RandomTrivia: Violence has been selected
ShaneLeeAtk: Choose murder? Choose murder.
RandomTrivia: This game isn't sending a good message to the kids...
gibbousm: only 2 Reputation
BloodnBullets: just find more cats
noSmokeFire: 1 cat = 2.5 merchants
Spades_Slicc: Chainsaw man logic
Earthenone: you have to spend reputation to make reputation right?
Lyropithic: Affects cost of items at the shop at certain thresholds, I think
Spades_Slicc: WAIT, didn't he literally kill 5 people to save 1 cat in a recent chapter?
noSmokeFire: it gets you discounts, it's also MUCH easier to gain reputation unless you go out of your way to murder people
RandomTrivia: @noSmokeFire ... about that...
ArdCollider subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 15 month streak!
ArdCollider: glad to see Cam didn't just go "can't make it, new Burial album" after I let him know :D
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Earthenone: to be fair, they arent going out of their way to murder people, just murdering people that happen to be near them at any given time
Spades_Slicc: There's a famous trap in the Tomb of Horror that's a black sphere that transes your gender
saucemaster5000: They're gonna start murdering in this direction and if you get in the way, it's your owwwwn fault
wedge_x: gamers are Nermal, go tit
RandomTrivia: "go through or go around"
Lyropithic: A lot of these are "pet the puppy or kick the puppy"
korvys: "You step to the left, setting off the avalanche that kills them all."
ab50luteunit: did anyone think to look up?
RandomTrivia: @ab50luteunit I have bad news for you about gamers...
saucemaster5000: Is krambat when you take a swing at kramburger?
Thoth7: #10 - Plane of Elemental Power, right?
laundreydhull: Mordor Combats
Thoth7: Flame Demons really, really hate being Wounded, too
LoadingReadyRun: @Thoth7 yup
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
Spades_Slicc: Sharon is Karen?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
RandomTrivia: seabatBRAIN
saucemaster5000: What's the mind part of poisoning?
CururuGuasu: Gotta hit quota
RandomTrivia: @saucemaster5000 "Behold, my poison dagger!" "Do you mind?!" "Why yes I do!"
Thoth7: no 'mind part' just a plain old knife with some poison on it
ani_laurel: How goes the glooms?
saucemaster5000: oh no
saucemaster5000: sick combo
RandomTrivia: N-ice!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SaxPython: #Calculated
Thoth7: I love that demons can get host by opposing elements
Thoth7: fog doors are *exactly* normal doors
iris_of_ether: Fog doors open like other doors
saucemaster5000: Use the fogknob
RandomTrivia: A fog door is used to add a sense of mist-ery lrrBEEJ
iris_of_ether: I made some 3D terrain for our local group when we were playing. Strongly considered, like, cotton balls for the fog doors, but didn't. :)
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL Heather
Spades_Slicc: Adam, if you were walking through the woods and found a fog door A Jar would you close it?
Thoth7: Flame Demons are blazing fast
mitomanox: #canadian
RandomTrivia: The lav mic is having a time
iris_of_ether: I thought it was a Feedback Loop joke :D
RandomTrivia: seabatBRAIN
Thoth7: "consume any" you choose one to consume
saucemaster5000: Bogo a Gogo
jessicaengle: sergeCorn
jessicaengle: Bogo the Gogo
MilkInBags: the hum stopped Kreygasm
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
MilkInBags: nyooom
RandomTrivia: Hey there Dog_of_Myth sergeHi
MilkInBags: "Can't attack me, I'm opening the door"
jessicaengle: MercyWing1 lrrSPOOP MercyWing2
MilkInBags: early gloomhaven scenarios are so rough, stay strong!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I bet Sun Demons are always being mistaken for fire demons, which probably annoys them
saucemaster5000: Gloomhaven's difficulty curve is very weird thanks to how characters level and retire
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun in and out of universe: it causes my group a lot of trouble ;;^^
Thoth7: yeah, it's VERU easy to mix them up from the pictures in the scenario book
MilkInBags: bogo your go
Thoth7: *very
RandomTrivia: Now that I think about it, Cosmic-scale Nuclear Fusion Demons might be more dangerous than we first thought
LoadingReadyRun: The Sun Demon just looks like a brighter flame demon
saucemaster5000: Truth is they're all just angsty flame demons "I'm a Sun Demon now, mooom. You just don't get me."
noSmokeFire: It probably doesn't matter, but you DON'T use your deck when you grant an ally an attack
Thoth7: the thing making the attack uses their deck (MC'd monsters or other players)
saucemaster5000: they are basically rocket and groot
RandomTrivia: Zooooom
korvys: Did he just punch all the animals?
MilkInBags: maybe he can just highlander
ElektroTal subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
ElektroTal: this is a ridiculously long time to do something
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iris_of_ether: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN benginTraitor
Thoth7: I am fairly sure that people might take Jaden Smith less seriously because he says things like "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real"
saucemaster5000: how prophetic
LambMower: @Thoth7 Though that's a case of people not understanding AAVE
MilkInBags: it was cool when Jaden Smith said "it's morbin' time" and just morbed everyone
n3ther: how can streamers be real if they are in a virtual box
MilkInBags: LUL
n3ther: lul
Kramburger: TBF, it's speculated that he did that to draw paparazzi focus of the bride
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Carl Bogo presents: "Inox on a Hot Tin Roof"
SaxPython: @LoadingReadyRun FBtouchdown
Thoth7: amusingly, the coals do no damage if you are just standing on them
saucemaster5000: can't get burned from the same thing twice that's Physics
MilkInBags: as we say in French, merci bogo
saucemaster5000: fuck milk PrideLaugh
BusTed: 🤔
Thoth7: nope
Thoth7: conditions don't stack
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Fire is like Lightning, it never strikes the same place twice
CururuGuasu: GG Bogo
Spades_Slicc: @LoadingReadyRun I've never burned the same part of my body twice so I have to believe you
Thoth7: on the reverse side of those fog doors is an open hex, by the way (and there are white smoke/clear light terrain tiles)
WiJohn: That's why stoves never caught on
noSmokeFire: you can pull enemies through other enemies, but not through your allies
MilkInBags: if a sun demon passes through another, is it a solar eclipse?
Thoth7: can't
Thoth7: each space has to be closer in a pull
RandomTrivia: Over, sideways *AND* under lrrBEEJ
Thoth7: (or further in a puch)
Thoth7: *push
MilkInBags: yeah there are many cases where you can't really push or pull sadly
e_bloc: Cheer397 maximum Beni
e_bloc: what
RandomTrivia: O_o Uh
MilkInBags: welcome to earth demons FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: EXCUSE
Thoth7: Elite Earth Demon
Thoth7: big rocky boy
MilkInBags: just long rest :^)
Auntie_de_lluviel: oof
comrade_cards: infusin' green and bein' mean
saucemaster5000: Carl Bohno
SaxPython: @saucemaster5000 is that the lead singer of U2?
Thoth7: advantage/disadvantage cancel, yep
Thoth7: Iron Helmet!
Thoth7: such a good item
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 They think so, cause they've heard the name on tv. But no.
MilkInBags: getting something back from the floor in your 30s without injuring yourself challenge (hard)
iris_of_ether: @MilkInBags Mood.
RandomTrivia: ~which armed
LRRTwitter: Dis armed.
saucemaster5000: tried to take his skateboard. big mistake
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like the way Karen is so short that she is almost hidden behind the d6 in this shot
korvys: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Its arms and legs pop back into existence
Tripleyew: 'evening, LRRfolk, and howdy all
MilkInBags: rat confidence
saucemaster5000: no time for thinking while you're mindthieving
korvys: That's his father
ab50luteunit: "Nobody is scared of a Jeffrey"
ab50luteunit: puff daddy
Twilight_Spark: Yeah but then you'd have ended up at Yale and the EMBARRASSMENT
shendaras subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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korvys: Oh! Is that why that's your username on the forum, Adam?
shendaras: We can get you dressed in some orange and black. How do you feel about tigers?
RandomTrivia: Now it's a Supernova Demon
RandomTrivia: It exploded
saucemaster5000: aw, but I wounded it
Dragonality subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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saucemaster5000: god answered the question
Kramburger: Cam: "I think you're a joke, Jeffery"
betweenmyself: Clearly if Cameron thought initiative was a joke he would have reduced that 70 by 1 pennyWhat
Goorguy: Stay in Sithilus Magni
saucemaster5000: oh no who let heather infuse fire
Anaerin: Friends! With dice! Wait, wrong stream. :D
BusTed: PogChamp
MilkInBags: this game SUCKS OpieOP Kappa
saucemaster5000: an ent
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL standing in hot coals while fighting a flame demon is sending a message
gualdhar: G A V I N
comrade_cards: this rat is 75% brain by volume
WiJohn: QA can't hear you through their sweet iron helmets
MilkInBags: QA team was paid to shut up before release
BusTed: Dark Helmet
hackingducks: darth helmet
laundreydhull: good question; no more Queue & @'s
HorusFive: @LoadingReadyRun Standing in coals, taking a fire blast to the steel helmet. Doubly so
MilkInBags: do you have the sweet ring dark helmet has?
chris365: you tell that demon Adam
BusTed: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: All of them
Spades_Slicc: Eat the dishes!
Nigouki: eat your loved ones, talk to your meds
ipoddodd: swallow the medicine... please
HorusFive: Talk to loved ones? OK, where's the Ouiji board
gualdhar: *tries to eat insulin*
ab50luteunit: does that work?
RandomTrivia: Probably not
aquinas_0: no.
gualdhar: I have no idea but I'm not gonna try it
betweenmyself: Can you get pregonate from Luigi board? riffThink
saucemaster5000: I saw a great tweet today from someone who's grandma bequeathed them a card at their funeral which read "let's keep in touch" with a picture of the grandma flipping the bird and a ouija board.
ab50luteunit: smrt
aquinas_0: also, things that don't smell like food at all for 500 alex
ab50luteunit: that was a cool ass grandma
gualdhar: speaking of Luigi, Mario + Rabbids is pretty damn good
Halian_: @LoadingReadyRun Haldo! kyletxWave
gualdhar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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RandomTrivia: Brief googling suggests that as Insulin is a fragile protein that becomes something useless when broken down by gastric acid. So you *could* ingest Insulin but it wouldn't do what you need it to. TL;DR - don't.
LordZarano: "Election Day in the United Kingdom is by tradition a Thursday." Huh.
ab50luteunit: did anyone else read tldr in a robotic voice, or just me?
LordZarano: Wrong channel
MaladyDark subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
MaladyDark: thanks for being great
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betweenmyself: @randomtrivia who the hell can afford to “eat” insulin? Might as well swallow first edition Charizard cards pennyWhat
itira: @betweenmyself fantastic emote lolol
betweenmyself: @randomtrivia speaking US prices of course riffYeti
MilkInBags: who farted
itira: sorry..
Nigouki: !toot
LRRbot: awkward_fart.wav
saucemaster5000: No, I'm Fartacus!
MilkInBags: 👀
itira: Im scared Adam. stop D:
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Kramburger: One more time Cori
saucemaster5000: sorry, we'll go back to doing taxes and thinking about our IRAs
gualdhar: Heather chose non-violence huh?
Spades_Slicc: I have been successfully not fucking adam for decades
MilkInBags: wait, why is there a sabbat book behind adam
itira: seabatClap
Spades_Slicc: @MilkInBags Shhhhhhh. It's a secret tool that will come in handy later
justthorne: such self-restraint @Spades_Slicc
SaxPython: @MilkInBags Maybe Otaku Jeff is trying to become a bat lunarj1Fangs
Raincoast_Bear: Because Vampire the Masquerade?
saucemaster5000: one bowl of sugar plz
Kramburger: Guys, Adam's like a Labrador. If you leave food out, he WILL eat it
RandomTrivia: Footage of Adam during the break https://i.imgur.com/wIYcJjl.gif
MilkInBags: :praying_hands: namaste
BusTed: Solid.
saucemaster5000: why trick or treat when you can pull just one last job.... the big one
SnackPak_: the good shit
MaladyDark: reeces yum
itira: only ONE Adam? hm?
betweenmyself: Sorry, candy bags was filled with wax lips and small boxes of raisins BibleThump
Raincoast_Bear: The labrador next door eats it's own pooh...
Spades_Slicc: "Trick or Treat or Lose your Kneecaps" -Cameron in a crapshot, paraphrased
MilkInBags: sgrwtr
Kramburger: Adam's like michael scott in the office when he's pouring sugar into his diet coke
BusTed: Vincent D'Onofrio
emboar2235: a single father trying to cause an intergalactic war. we've all been there
Spades_Slicc: What movie?
MaladyDark: wooooooooow
BusTed: Men in Black
MilkInBags: let's just blame Galactic James
Spritz_T: MIB
Spades_Slicc: ooooh
Spades_Slicc: been a while
Raincoast_Bear: Treasure chest is poisoned, trapped, haunted and a mimic.
Going_Medium: do you have head cannon for why the morgue attendant needed to die Cam?
saucemaster5000: remember when Will Smith danced with the alien they completely explode in one scene during the music video? The hell was that about? Did they know each other and he shot anyway?
Spritz_T: wish you could actually find the animated series
betweenmyself: Treasure chest is just a solid wooden block decorated to look as though it can be opened.
MilkInBags: the slurp is back
MaladyDark: that noise in my ears. lovely
Kramburger: I didn't hear the magic word...
itira: i love that noise so much. Adam should do that more!
Twilight_Spark: Will a milkshake make that stop? Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: It does bring the boys to the yard
MaladyDark: lime milk !
LoadingReadyRun: @Spritz_T MIB animated series was great. Excellent opening theme
itira: *everyone in chat orders a milkshake*
saucemaster5000: Milkshake's a little dry
LearningXP: Candy. Milkshakes. I wasn't expecting this high of a sugar rush for a couple of weeks.
Going_Medium: Malt?
koodooman: yes vanilla!
Spades_Slicc: The Sabbat book behind Adam is subtle foreshadowing that Oliver will be revealed to be Reverend Brother Sweetwater in Not A Drop To Thrink
Spades_Slicc: Kappa
saucemaster5000: I think I have two apple pear tarts left....
Lord_Hosk: I checked Uber Eats, they don't deliver to the moon, or to based on the moon, sorry.
NotCainNorAbel: I'm 14y/o again with a pizza and a milkshake
itira: Cheese pizza is where its at!
Kramburger: Cheer1500 Milkshake Bit to save my sanity!
Raincoast_Bear: I could...You'd have to whisper me the moonbase address...
ShaneLeeAtk: Vanilla milkshake with an extra shot of vanilla is birthday cake
saucemaster5000: back steps four steps pay steps
Twilight_Spark: The little death followed by a little death
e_bloc: oh Salisbery steak
Raincoast_Bear: Salisbury steak
Raincoast_Bear: jinx
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
Lord_Hosk: This is their address. https://i.imgur.com/GK6qG1Y.png
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
itira: LUL
CururuGuasu: Is loaf
BusTed: Do I hear 5?
saucemaster5000: I think 3 is my limit
Spades_Slicc: How many hungry men do you think you could eat?
itira: whats a sad number Adam
laundreydhull: only 2...
Raincoast_Bear: @Lord_Hosk I thought it was an underground orbiting moonbase?
saucemaster5000: how much time do you have?
Twilight_Spark: Asking a Carl Bogo for their numbers so rude smh.
Lord_Hosk: the arrow is pointing underground
Juliamon: I don't think I've ever seen a Hungry Man dinner in person
PhorrestGaze: there's an XL one that's decent size
EvilBadman: the sodium would OBLITERATE you
laundreydhull: because I'd confuse lasagna dish with and Alfredo one
saucemaster5000: they're "over a pound of food!" in the advertising. which actually isn't that much.
Lord_Hosk: Juliamon have you ever seen a Hungry Man in person?
laundreydhull: or the other way around
KeytarCat: I had one for lunch every day when I worked at Home Depot, and it was...not the worst part of the job
Juliamon: I can't be sure of that either, Hosk
betweenmyself: @evilbadman sodium level puts the LD50 for Hungry Man meals at three riffYeti
Lord_Hosk: If so, you are like... half way there
Juliamon: My dad has always refused to admit any emotional status
aquinas_0: the turkey dinner is ok, the meat loaf is terrible, and yes much much salt
ShaneLeeAtk: Jeffrey is an ROUS
saucemaster5000: I have fond childhood memories of Marie Calendar Salisbury Steak I'm too afraid to try again and destroy that memory
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
itira: oof
notthepenguins: malicious compliance alright
aquinas_0: @saucemaster5000 they are still food adjacent!
MilkInBags: yeah well Santa shouldn't leave that there
laundreydhull: the lot of dads don't even call their children 'snowflakes' cuz the terminology is self-defeating apathy
NotCainNorAbel: and your siblings are not going to give you any problems for the night either.
saucemaster5000: not jump -- ollie.
saucemaster5000: anyone else whose played this kinda impressed by how well this party is doing?
itira: seabatTROG ooOOooo
ShaneLeeAtk: Poisoned?
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk
Auntie_de_lluviel: (To whomever was asking about the Sabbat book: it was on the table at the beginning of the most recent AFK (Ben & Jacob played Vampire Rivals), then moved to the shelf @ ~00:02:15 YouTube VoD time. Where/when else it's been, IDK.)
MilkInBags: dat lava seabatTROG
KeytarCat: Magmarmaduke
MilkInBags: @Auntie_de_lluviel it was me, and I was more wondering about what edition this is
Auntie_de_lluviel: Ah, ok. :>
MilkInBags: Adam you can pay 10 coins to inflict a condition on any enemy Kappa
Lord_Hosk: I used to keep up on computer parts, until one day I was looking up processors, and the 3Mghz one was considerably slower than the 2.7 Mghz one and I gave up.
MilkInBags: +3 are pog
couchboyj: She's done talking to managers
saucemaster5000: rooftop karen has a surprising habit of putting one to the back of the head each session
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, with the OTHER barrel
MilkInBags: adam, you got stuns
MilkInBags: it is
saucemaster5000: it's insanely good yeah
MilkInBags: not every class wants to remove the +0 but, you'll see that in general it's very good
Kramburger: Isn't Tonfa that think that makes Spock crazy?
notthepenguins: "Right. The stun damage. The body is twitching"
saucemaster5000: I mean, there are ways of almost constantly getting advantage for some classes at some point, which makes the +0s less annoying
notthepenguins: @Kramburger Pon Farr
BrindleBoar: you have no power here
RandomTrivia: PFFFT
MilkInBags: what was that reference to?
airylan: Thanks for that ...
RandomTrivia: "DM, I have..." is never the start of a sentence you want to hear as a DM
MilkInBags: oh, that sucks
airylan: I trip them. They stand up, I disarm them. They get their weapon, I trip them ...
MilkInBags: if I were a DM of that I'd just say, nah
notthepenguins: spiked chain shenanigans were a thing in 3/3.5 too
Kramburger: You can get polearm master in 5e which lets you AO against anyone who steps into your range
RandomTrivia: "once"
corpocracy: @airylan Ah, a Vicious Stomp enjoyer
Kramburger: Also not affect by anti0magic zones
airylan: @corpocracy was that the thing that added the damage to the combat manoeuvres?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL AO and knockdown are much less dangerous in 5e then they used to be
saucemaster5000: Loved the first time I saw that card
PhorrestGaze: is kill
korvys: !card Murder
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
mjiig: "powerword: kill"
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5580: "Fucking forsooth and shit." —Adam [2018-12-12]
Spades_Slicc: In pathfinder there's a feat that says "you can take a number of AOs = dex mod"
comrade_cards: love to use kill cards in this game
ckupf: Adam's in for a treat in his class when he gets to a high level
Spades_Slicc: and there's a class that says you can make AOs without using up your AO uses
MilkInBags: smite is dumb :)
airylan: a level of rogue for a sneak attack die was also common
jamesk902: Pathfinder's Second Edition has done wonders to clean that kind of nonsense up.
corpocracy: @airylan I think there was a Sunder feat that allowed you to break things and deal excess damage to the person holding the object....
airylan: @jamesk902 it's also a joy to run
corpocracy: I just know one of my players loved breaking the combat maneuver system with a Flowing Style Monk and just trip locked people foreve
MilkInBags: sook is the past tense of sike?
corpocracy: It was honestly rad
PhorrestGaze: c'mon and slam
airylan: I once made a whip specialist in Pathfinder 1st edition, who could do neat things like steal potions from enemies before they could drink them. Never used any of that, so I was just a bad fighter.
Lord_Hosk: As I understand it, Sooke is the present tense of driving
MilkInBags: google deez
itira: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
GirlPainting: Oh how the turns have tabled!
saucemaster5000: I thought the French always added at least one silent vowel to the ends of words
Spades_Slicc: You'll google what Adam>
Spades_Slicc: ?
gualdhar: I tried googling those but I couldn't find them
Kramburger: Sook is aussie slang for having a whinge
notthepenguins: it did
MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 not always! but most of the time yes
QuixoticZ: hardcore agree on that. 4E was awesome
itira: I enjoyed 4th
Spades_Slicc: 4E looks so fun
jamesk902: 4th is way underrated.
The_Timo: It was good, yeah. Just gamified dnd
GirlPainting: may the 4th be with you!
underhill33: Adam spitting facts
TrueSkorn: 4th was not D&D
MilkInBags: @Kramburger is a whinge like pashing behind the cricket nest?
saucemaster5000: to me, Gloomhaven is 4th edition done right
airylan: D&D 4e was pretty great for what it was. They got Magic template folks to help with writing the rules ...
blip2004: I liked 4th.
notthepenguins: 4th was D&D going back to its roots as wargaming
corpocracy: One of the last classes I played in Pathfinder was a Brawler which basically a Combat Caster because you get to swap feats at will
Spades_Slicc: The only complaint I have about it is that having to erase and rewrite every number on your character sheet every other level is a pain
Kramburger: It's sulking. So basically the exact opposite
MilkInBags: 4th edition? no thanks I don't subscribe to world of warcraft OpieOP
QuixoticZ: and i loved clarity of design. there was structure and discussion on why it was built the way it was
GirlPainting: we germans did never encounter 4th edition...so i am indifferent towards it
betweenmyself: Currently DMing a 4th ed campaign
Kramburger: 4E the Batman V Superman of D&D confirmed
62MGcobra: THAC0 or bust!!!!
Lord_Hosk: 4th editions big downfall was that they had just released 3rd and second 3rd edition over the previous 5 years and people were like "another one?"
MilkInBags: wait wait kramburger is right
couchboyj: Dangit Jeffery! That rat aint right.
Kramburger: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL 4e Lovers and 4e Haters: "It's like diablo!"
MilkInBags: Paul is also right
GirlPainting: 1/2 sundeamon
Kramburger: Of course Paul's right. He's PAUL
Dog_of_Myth: So 4e had lootboxes??
Dog_of_Myth: :p
Auntie_de_lluviel: Nodding along with @MlikinBags & Paul
MilkInBags: I mean every monster is a future corpse/lootbox
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
airylan: ah, Spellweaver :D
notthepenguins: monster drops have always been loot boxes
MilkInBags: that's spellweaver for you!
GirlPainting: 4th edition had a mobile app that crushed a con?
DudelidouX: One thing that made me hate 4th at first was that there was 2 ways of playing. DPS or buff/debuff. Our group had chosen buff/debuffs which made combat take forever.
Kramburger: I just caught up with Serge's PIF, his army of Paul clones in the endgame was great
MilkInBags: just wait until level 9 spellweaver LUL
korvys: !quote Cameron
LRRbot: Quote #7091: "Eugh, why is life so hard?" —Cameron [2020-08-02]
saucemaster5000: playtested by ents
Kramburger: You're playtesting it right now
MilkInBags: actually mindthief was nerfed
saucemaster5000: Spellweaver -- first few games "I just die and do nothing" next 15 games "I am a vengeful god"
rabbitgta: crit for min damage
GirlPainting: critical slap to the wrist
couchboyj: Ya says right here mind theif getting -5 to sickness of kickflips next patch, there's a bummer.
Kramburger: Liner fighters and quadratic wizards man, this IS just 3.5E
Spades_Slicc: I remember "I hit for 4 ... the monster has DR 5" from my pathfinder days
MilkInBags: yes Cam
itira: Yes Cam
Twilight_Spark: No?
gualdhar: I remember that
blip2004: yeah, that was a thing for a while
saucemaster5000: I also remember pledging my fealty to the Two Fingers
MilkInBags: we had 'men tests' where we did the slap, and then sunburns, and then just punching each other in the nuts
Twilight_Spark: Slap bracelets!
62MGcobra: quarters with cut up toonies
Spades_Slicc: No Cameron, people at my school did the much more reasonable cut each others knuckles open with a quarter for fun
frogomb: Pencil break!
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags I... guess the last one works for that test?
Spades_Slicc: Thank you for killing the sun every day so that we can enjoy the nighttime Heather
MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 life was hard before pokemon cards and internet
saucemaster5000: I remember
MilkInBags: you just summoned the illuminati, the 5th circle demons and aliens with those special signal handshakes
mjiig: In fairness, that seems like a super reasonable policy
RandomTrivia: Yeah, there's a BIG artery nearby
saucemaster5000: Is it a suicide if you intended to miss the tree?
shendaras: Yep, no idea why it would be called that.
PhorrestGaze: if its, like, a compound fracture
NotCainNorAbel: it can cut a lot of important blood vessels if it is a messy break
MilkInBags: that's why you never do leg day, you can't risk injuring it and bleeding to death!
saucemaster5000: by god.... leg day... the horror... the horror...
MilkInBags: in the chest is...a poisoned arrow, in your neck
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saucemaster5000: a tongue, which wraps around your neck
airylan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
MilkInBags: you found the recipe for penicillin!
saucemaster5000: There's a random item deck, yeah
Spades_Slicc: I already have this SMG skin
MilkInBags: random item designs are actually pog
blaze3132: yooooooooooooooooooo
GirlPainting: rndom items? HOW DO THEY WORK!
saucemaster5000: they tend to be very good
MilkInBags: man that's so random XD
blaze3132: random item simple just take a random item
dankmemeter: Japanese Japanese - Random Item Design
MilkInBags: in the chest, you found the patent for a cool item, but no item
MilkInBags: 69 sucks
MilkInBags: the item I mean OpieOP
PhorrestGaze: nice
RandomTrivia: Nice choice
saucemaster5000: It's the idea of the item, you don't own the actual item. Sounds familiar
MilkInBags: ooooh poh
RandomTrivia: jlrrNo
MilkInBags: sun blade is very nice
saucemaster5000: I had that on a certain sun-based class...
Himyul: ".... Cannot be used by the wizard."
Williams4jesus: YW?
couchboyj: Does Otaku Jeff have a sick mini spoiler on the back of his rad skateboard?
MilkInBags: Thank You Vampire Masquerade
jamesk902: Bows are amazing for spellweavers
Himyul: blat blat!
MilkInBags: LUL
saucemaster5000: Karen what's the name of your wandmaker? "Winchester"
MilkInBags: FBtouchdown well done
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
MilkInBags: the writing is not huh, poignant
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
betweenmyself: Very interesting riffYeti
ShaneLeeAtk: Chansey?!
silenceaux: DM: you do that
Himyul: it would be rude not to
RandomTrivia: I can only hear this box text in the voice of the shrunken head
CptMurphey: well I wasn't planning on doing anything else today
MilkInBags: what are you gonna do, not put yourself in danger?
CururuGuasu: Lava Poseidon-taur
MilkInBags: we can't tell
Auntie_de_lluviel: So they're now in the sub-sub basement?
saucemaster5000: The game's main quest also has forks
Himyul: it's an offshoot of a main quest
MilkInBags: "you won't tell us what to do!" *dies in lava*
saucemaster5000: It's a surprisingly wide main quest
saucemaster5000: you... really are actually
MilkInBags: oh just wait Adam :)
comrade_cards: that's a crapshot right there, demon bets
MilkInBags: I had a party of 3 with 2 broken classes, and we failed a scenario 5 times in a row
jamesk902: Big same Adam.
saucemaster5000: there's one scenario which my party found almost impossible
MilkInBags: we came back way, way later
Himyul: you feel bad
CururuGuasu: It does same time that way
MilkInBags: and we were playing on very hard, it was
silenceaux: imagine setting your respawn point in an Applebee's
saucemaster5000: I'd die on purpose
couchboyj: Some of the bosses are real nasty with the wrong classes
Twilight_Spark: It's a Canadian standoff!
Himyul: "I'll take 8!"
BloodnBullets: really wanted Cam to say "well I guess I take 8"
saucemaster5000: hell yeah spellweaver levels
MilkInBags: checkmarks Kreygasm
Himyul: it means lose 9 or more cards
saucemaster5000: means you have only three cards total not exiled yeah
Lord_Hosk: Mine was "spend a enjoyable evening with a great group of people" give me that checkmark!
saucemaster5000: great?
MilkInBags: VoteNay
MilkInBags: long....rests? what are those
silenceaux: Adam refuses to give the check mark because that means accepting a compliment
MilkInBags: oh no, they're speaking french starbuc ks
saucemaster5000: une venti sil vous plait sounds so wrong
Nigouki: can you retrieve the artifact they want AND kill the demon?
goombalax: Grande Esta Bogo
Auntie_de_lluviel: Thank you, everyone :>
Juliamon: There are still some Contigos I think
RandomTrivia: !store
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MilkInBags: bye bye
SacrificialToast: drink of shirt
couchboyj: Probosibly
CururuGuasu: Back to the clown mines
SacrificialToast: oh, i played Yoiyami Dancers, that game is so hard
RandomTrivia: Time to dance in between Incidents
xantos69: Just like high school. 3
MilkInBags: someone said GWENT? 👀
MilkInBags: Stellaris Kreygasm
RandomTrivia: !schedule
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saucemaster5000: I'd play Stellaris Party Pack 9
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
MilkInBags: da bits
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
MilkInBags: gloomhaven is not first on BGG for nothing
e_bloc: milkshake time
MaladyDark: yay.
nyquister_: Thank you!
MaladyDark: milk!
Phailhammer: cya :)
MilkInBags: goodbye
KWardJenx: Love this stream! Thank you!
EldarLuin: zeldacwWave
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MilkInBags: good stream, good people
QuixoticZ: the you didn't answer was a fantastic ending line there
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
saucemaster5000: Oh no the paul cliffhanger... did PAUL GO FOR MILKSHAKES???
ani_laurel: hello
Juliamon: nobody mind us we're doing sneaky lrrbot stuff
v_nome: !findquote sneaky
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Juliamon: hey no no poking the bot when we're doing things with it
Juliamon: only authorized testers may poke
v_nome: I didn't know that would be a problem, sorry
Juliamon: (it's fine)
ani_laurel: !test
LRRbot: Test
Nigouki: !toot
LRRbot: The mouse on a motorcycle!