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EMNetwork: HATS
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Lysander_salamander: yay
flatluigi: hats!
matthaus_c: ben must whip it
lirazel64: They have HATS!
DoodlestheGreat: Cam, that hait is you.
korvys: !quote Graham
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Lysander_salamander: :D
MTBoot: Why is TOTALLYNORMALCAMERON not dressed up like the rest?
Orxolon: hellooooo
emberBecky: \o/
CururuGuasu: Can a cephalopod be a hat?
Fruan: @MTBoot Wizard party invites are all just "Show up whenever"
EmpressTila: There may be other MTG twitch streams, but they don't have those hats.
smashy_030: unfinity hell ye
RockPusher: Is Paul also en-hatted?
WiJohn: Hats hats hats!
niccus: is this a tarp-allowed session
whitefirecomix: I still want a supercut of Wheeler saying "Thank you for having me it's great to be here"
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CAKHost: James, I'll allow you that hat but I just want to say I am dissappointed. >:[
eye_h_bar: These are some wonderful hats
smashy_030: i think cam is just blind
Orxolon: we need to see Paul's hat!
yuan42: dominaria remastered
MAPBoardgames: @RockPusher I presume it's conical with stars on it. Because, you know, wizard.
BrowneePoints: Dominaria Remastered
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WiJohn: When did Ben join Devo?
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Gascitygaming: Cam's hat is best, Adan's hat hits him best
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Gascitygaming: fits*
smashy_030: ben that aint a hat
MacabreAurora: The New Village People look great!
MTBoot: @theamc2000 all I know is that is certainly ain't men WITHOUT hats.
matthaus_c: Olivia did SUCH A GOOD JOB
RockPusher shakes fist at Fedex
electra310: Nice jumpsuit!
korvys: Did they sort of the union stuff? (By which I mean, making things better for their workers)
sheer_falacy: and now we know... the whole story
Lysander_salamander: that's awesome
DoodlestheGreat: NICE
nymistrya: Olivia did such a good job! Curse you Fedex
micalovits: But Ben... Aren't you the youngest?
saucemaster5000: principal rejects the field trip form based on how many previous times he forged it
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Nyxjbm: I wonder why Cam isn’t wearing a hat
matthaus_c: the youngest player gets to take two cards for their first pick lrrBEEJ
sheer_falacy: land comes out even if it's a dual
BrowneePoints: if someone opens a shock land you're obligated to show it off on camera
twitch_xeo: I saw your new flavour text today, it's so good.
BrowneePoints: and you need a minimum number of attractions to run attractions
TetraRay: that swamp is pretty
flatluigi: oo, so one new person per pairing
v_nome: @BrowneePoints 3, I believe
sheer_falacy: ooh that rare is bonkers
MacabreAurora: beautiful push by cam
BrowneePoints: yep need 3 attractions to have an attraction side deck @loadingreadyrun
Fruan: Fun is never a punt!
r10pez10: !lrrmtg
RockPusher: I imagine pushing the dolly is very satisfying - hefty bearings, good rolling
electra310: I'm saving that podcast for a car trip next week, it'll keep me awake!
matthaus_c: always wanna hear more stories, but also, Jumpstart creative text stories?? :O
twitch_xeo: G how long did it take you to come up with the Kiki Jiki one :D
invickthus: ah yes, FNPF, definitely gonna be a totally normal game of magic in here.
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smashy_030: ayyy you've become a fuzzy egg graham! happy for you
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korvys: Gavin!
yuan42: i miss Jer, hope he's doing well
MAPBoardgames: I think LRR is infecting ideas into Gavin.
twitch_xeo: adam_saying_gavin.mp3
RockPusher: LRR with that soft-power design influence :D
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FitalShell: delicious draft
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Alex_Frostfire: Oh wait, I know why the hats.
code1300: Space dog
BrowneePoints: but yea just wanted to point out the minimum attractions rule so folks didnt accidentally goozle themselves
sheer_falacy: New challenge: find a non-broken Kiji Jiki combo
Drathak: every other set has a card that ends up comboing with kiki jiki
matthaus_c: gunk slug represent
twitch_xeo: "minimum attraction rule" sounds wrong
Lysander_salamander: I enjoy the rolling card-delivery
MegaDosX: !card toxrill
LRRbot: Toxrill, the Corrosive [5BB] | Legendary Creature — Slug Horror [7/7] | At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control. / Creatures you don't control get −1/−1 for each slime counter on them. / Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token. / {U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.
micalovits: Surprise party is such a fun card
TheRatKings: I love Gunk Slig. GOt it in a draft but never drew it
matthaus_c: I should get GUNK SLUG as a knuckle tattoo
flatluigi: gunk slug: coming to an alchemy set near you
twitch_xeo: oh it totally will
micalovits: there will 100% be an infinite combo somewhere with kiki in jumpstart
MegaDosX: I mean, that Juggernaut card exists in Alchemy
matthaus_c: !card gunk slug
LRRbot: Gunk Slug [2B] | Creature — Slug [2/3] | When Gunk Slug enters the battlefield, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library.
BrowneePoints: it's like the surprise nerubians from Hearthstone
sheer_falacy: it's more like the albatross
kumatsu: Albatross
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
kumatsu: oh, that one, yeah
laikagoat: theres several in hearthstone, all pretty fun
OlinMercury: There's an old Yu-Gi-Oh Insect card that gets shuffled into your opponent's deck too
yuan42: there's a couple in Legends of Runeterra as well that are fun
kumatsu: I remember Albatross was a similar effect that saw competitive play because it turned off cards that wanted your deck to be singleton only
MacabreAurora: i still just love the little car they push back and forth
matthaus_c: @sheer_falacy prolly a nonzero amount
electra310: The table is deceptively wide
KeytarCat: Night of the Full Moon has a Prank build, but it's PvE so you get to be a lil more powerful
NewtyNewts: Missed the first few minutes... any amazing first picks from the group?
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Anubix_007: Let chat know if we have to hop on twitter
matthaus_c: and say your card is Ancestral Recall
RaklarLS: is there a reason why Starlight Spectacular's flavor text is inside the reminder text? Is it a typo? Is it not flavor text?
BrowneePoints: Have any of the drafters seen the art they showed off for Brother's War? It. Goes. HARD.
kumatsu: makes me think of the Strip Search challenge
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c or Black Lotus
BrowneePoints: Just called it a Hydrospanner
twitch_xeo: Sonic Wrench
BrowneePoints: call it*
matthaus_c: @SnowBuddy18 or Blacker Lotus!
MAPBoardgames: The original art prompts was "just the name of the card"
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Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all. Why is LRR doing low cost Village People cosplay? :p
sheer_falacy: because Unfinity
sheer_falacy: Hats matter
electra310: Because hats matter
midnightcurryjazz: lrrSACK
matthaus_c: then why does cameron not have a hat
kumatsu: ok but what about the box topper?
DEATHlikescats: @dog_of_myth Kirkland'Best Village people
midnightcurryjazz: lrrSACK_SG
RockPusher: Hats! Hats! Hats!
Sorator13: @RaklarLS It's not really flavor text; the reminder text for the first creature is the important bit there. "Places everyone!" is flavor in the same way that "Parade!" is at the beginning.
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twitch_xeo: Cameron is not even in this draft, that's clearly a squid mindcontrolling his body
SnowBuddy18: Boros Clobots
BrowneePoints: what was the box topper btw?
yuan42: oh yeah, one of the stickers gives infect
sheer_falacy: How many subgames are we going to see today
saucemaster5000: remember when the village people fought Devo and Cameron?
MAPBoardgames: Those lands are beautiful
BrowneePoints: the lands are gorgeoud
Fruan: Is it still a box topper if you take it off the top of the box?
Anubix_007: ya i opened up a sacred Furnace
NewtyNewts: At most one subgame is my guess
matthaus_c: Mind Goblin this Blank
twitch_xeo: maybe it wants to be a box bottom
BrowneePoints: The Godless shrine is so UNBELIEVABLY good
SnowBuddy18: @saucemaster5000 I wasn't aware Santa was one of the village people
flatluigi: ayy, the mind goblin
electra310: It's a retired box topper
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saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 Er.... fifth marx brother syndrome
BrowneePoints: the godless shrine is also the 3rd most expensive shock from this set...I think(might be 4th)
matthaus_c: does a second set of eyes that I can turn to face me and see out of count as a mirror
LanceEteryu: I still love that the first unfinity pack I opened had a watery grave
BrowneePoints: thank you Nelly. I was worried that wouldn't get brought up
sheer_falacy: They didn't want complete attraction consistency, I guess
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c if you can make it work with actual eyeballs, yes. VR headset with robot eyes doesn't count
matthaus_c: I'm always about the actual eyeballs
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saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c someone's studying at Byrgenwerth
sheer_falacy: Fblthp napping on the Ajanis makes sense because they're sleeper agents
BrowneePoints: but yea for whatever reason the Magic Art this year is just off the chain every set
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 it's a real grind but I'm slugging it out
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an_kaztortroy: I still remember Adam eating chicken at the PPR and when I drafted this in honor of him I also ate chicken when i played pie eating contest
MAPBoardgames: BARS on the other hand...
Goorguy: Only if they leave the bathroom door open
SnowBuddy18: LGS's trying to keep out vampires
NarishmaReborn: security mirrors, viewing different aisles maybe
kumatsu: the one I worked at had a mirrored wall cuz it was maybe going to have a barback, but they never followed through
BrowneePoints: don't some shops have security cam mirrors?
superdude097: Maybe the kind they have in convenient stores
Fruan: I think the mirrors thing is mostly for people playing in, you know, a HOUSE. The fire extinguishers I'd hope are a LGS thing.
r10pez10: you guys don't play in the car park?
RAZRBCK08: 1 of the stores I've been to had a mirror for some reason idk why
sheer_falacy: Isn't there also one for fire extinguishers? I would expect that to be 0, possibly 1
the_astro_kreep: am I the only one drafting in a draft house?
matthaus_c: draft house sounds like a music genre
Goorguy: It's what the hipsters into EDM listen to
goombalax: draft house seems like it has bad insulation
sheer_falacy: Taking 10 packs from pack 1 would be a strong opening
NewtyNewts: G giving up His Boy
the_astro_kreep: "Draft House" was the 1st name of Daft Punk
goombalax: *opens dufflebag of fire extinguishers*
BrowneePoints: Magic needs an un card named Draft Horse that's just a jacked Clydesdale pouring Ale
matthaus_c: @the_astro_kreep we've come too far to pivot from pack one
Anubix_007: its never to late to pivot
thanzo: Imagine drafting in like an ikea, so many doors, mirrors, etc.
Goorguy: They would never find you
sheer_falacy: How many Oppals can you see from your current seat
SnowBuddy18: LRR on Location
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Just make sure the draft goes around the world.
saucemaster5000: I'll take the Unfinity Malm
MAPBoardgames: "Deal one damage per person watching your game"
Auntie_de_lluviel: Do LEGO extinguishers count? (filling an auxiliary dice bag w them would be unsporting, but also alternate confetti)
techpriestgamma: I mean, I run a club in a science classroom at the local high school; we've usually got 4+ fire extinguishers visible...
toddbepraised: exhibit?
BrowneePoints: with meatballs for snacks
NewtyNewts: For a wall of mirrors... is that one mirror, or several portion-of-wall mirrors?
Anubix_007: please do that
flatluigi: 'exhibit' is a real fun word for an ikea display
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Anubix_007: that is beautiful
sheer_falacy: that is a pretty pretty land
MegaDosX: That is a pretty Watery Grave
thanzo: woooah fancy~
Sorator13: I don't think IKEA actually *has* that many doors visible in the show area, though...
tehfewl: i remember bringing specific lands and a couple of different banned cards to every draft of Unstable i did, cuz im a spike
BrowneePoints: We appreciate you Graham
BusTed: @korvys The called shot.
MegaDosX: Man I am so happy the space lands are in Arena
RockPusher: One day we may get an IKEA in my city, and on that day, I may try their meatballs and on that day, I will probably find they weren't worth the wait :D
Juliamon: RockPusher THey really aren't
TetraRay: those lands are all just so dang pretty
electra310: Their meatballs are fine, but it's the lingonberry jam that is special
saucemaster5000: convenience makes the meatballs taste like savings!
HadesLeprechaun: absurdist
korvys: That card (Watery Grave) is worth $50, or $150, depending on which version it is (I don't know why they are different)
BrowneePoints: I just think it's funny they introduced the standard Pokemon foil technique
sheer_falacy: Big Winner
twitch_xeo: Oh I was thinking the other hammer
Sorator13: that does sound very Graham
electra310: Road Work? I sure hope it does!
twitch_xeo: that rings a bell
Dog_of_Myth: @korvys Regular foil and Galaxy foil
matthaus_c: Graham flavour text as read by Dave's Spokesman thinking emoji
thanzo: signs point to, uh-huh
Sorator13: @RockPusher They're good, but they're not worth walking that far to get. Still, I buy some frozen ones whenever I'm there for other reasons.
yuan42: @korvys cause they did special foiling for collector packs, dunno if the box toppers are galaxy foil or regular tho
korvys: The Hat Trick flavour text sounds like an Unskippable joke, specifically
Sorator13: They're a step up from the ones I can buy from the grocery. Not a big step, but a step.
Finalsora811: Did anyone open a Shockland besides the Box Topper Watery Grave?
Gureiseion: Haven't seen a box topper in galaxy foil with my limited experience.
thanzo: oooh the enchantment saga!
groulux: Ah it has been really hard to fit in a draft of this in my schedule but I would really like to draft it. cant wait to see your games!
Earthenone: sharahazad time?
thanzo: The charms from snc work well for the greatest show if you're in a pinch
LanceEteryu: I've not been paying attention to it lately and haven't had many foils recently, but have they been getting better with the pringling?
matthaus_c: speaking of YJ, are we getting a N100 about the latest Points changes?
Juliamon: Galaxy foiling is why I only bought Japanese Pokemon cards for awhile. I was bitter that WotC used a different foiling process. (Yeah, I was that kinda kid.)
sheer_falacy: I hope we see infinite mana but I doubt we'll top infinite mana into opening a pack
Sorator13: @sheer_falacy there's no way to top that, tbh
BrowneePoints: but yea Pokemon tag up through the EX releases used Galaxy foil as the standard foiling
Anubix_007: Cam was definatly living the dream
thanzo: I like cam's deck so far
micalovits: So goblins?
Driosenth: I don't know why, but to me Adam with a cowboy hat is the most disconcerting head-ware choice
saucemaster5000: I thought cam was supposed to be a squid
Sorator13: isn't that just called "midrange"?
BrowneePoints: Pokemon tcg
NewtyNewts: Just play 'the things'
thanzo: 2-color five color
matthaus_c: CAM
Nyxjbm: Cephalopameron
Nukified: oh my
Dog_of_Myth: CAM
yuan42: HUH
saucemaster5000: unleash the aggro weenie
NewtyNewts: Good Stuff no-colour
ElektroTal: i see we're engaging in holy hatrimony
BrowneePoints: So what does Ben think of Magic introducing the Pokemon foiling technique and calling it new? lol
Dog_of_Myth: Yay!!!
MegaDosX: Neat!
thanzo: sweet!
NewtyNewts: I'm Unsure.
Drathak: Reruns- recent technology LUL
electra310: Yay!
TetraRay: easter bunny episode ?
yuan42: friday night murder mystery?
Aarek: christmas?
superdude097: The christmas episode!
skiddybones: Yo i own the same hat as cameron
Spritz_T: strictly worse!
sheer_falacy: I'm pretty sure we're all here to see some cards
Julian_Rogue: the twilightzone?
Wonderdoc: Exile zone?
NewtyNewts: tokens, ben.
HadesLeprechaun: it is Back to the Future day, so a time walk one?
Anubix_007: Loving Bens Devo hat
Julian_Rogue: BEN PICK UP YOUR TOKENS
thanzo: oooh is this the one where you are the draft chaff?
FITorion: Unfinity nick names should be wild
electra310: That would've been entertaining but confusing
korvys: !quote Nelly
LRRbot: Quote #8171: "So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands." —Nelly [2022-08-15]
LanceEteryu: just watching them going through the cards makes me wish I had opened a Saw In Half... Instead I only got an Attempted Murder.
Dog_of_Myth: How??
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thanzo: What if in the next un-set they have a magic arena subgame?
korvys: Maybe there were 3 foil Oko's in there...
LarkSachrosis: Oko!
BrowneePoints: Yall excited for new oko next fall?
Simonark: As both a Magic and bridge player am I going to be called out?
IbunWest: Oko! *smashes plate*
Alex_Frostfire: I'd splash Oko into Mardu, probably.
matthaus_c: oh fuck yeah
MacabreAurora: James Turner
Auntie_de_lluviel: How did I not realize it was Back to the Future day (as well as Carrie Fisher's birthday)? Thanks!
LarkSachrosis: Wait
electra310: Yay!
noSmokeFire: oh, the perfect episode
RockPusher: Graham's Rod Serling is sergeJustRight
Auntie_de_lluviel: Oh, this was the one I was thinking of :>
MacabreAurora: The ExileZONE!
smthng_dffrnt: I've forgotten what fuzzy graham looks like as opposed to distinguished eg-graham
Desruprot: desrupD
Dog_of_Myth: Good old Bump in the Night
Anubix_007: Stasis my favorite card
smthng_dffrnt: both good looks but jarringly different
shurtal: the sound is moving around, i don't think i like it
SnowBuddy18: same
theamc2000: Moon base
Lysander_salamander: this is awesome
RockPusher: sound editing working as intended
Lysander_salamander: :D
zhrang911: Yeah had to take my headphones off for a moment while that intro music was going LUL
theamc2000: Is this aggro Cameron
Gureiseion: Forgot how much I loved this one.
hwdesperado: The cards referencing the Twilight Zone opening images is genius.
matthaus_c: which information campaign?
theamc2000: This one
Driosenth: Cam was the monster all along
shurtal: THE MAN
LanceEteryu: And disinformation campaign is better now that surveil has been oracle'd onto more cards!
Sorator13: why are only some of the cards sleeved? ;-;
RAZRBCK08: this episode is one of my favorites
aussie_rob_w: I love this one!
BrowneePoints: this camera just shows off how darn handsome everyone is
EMNetwork: THis is the best gas lighting I've ever seen
yuan42: this one is the most scary to me
zed_alpha: I do still wanna see Bridge on FNPF
zed_alpha: maybe for april fool's?
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints facts
aussie_rob_w: “Alex used to do magic WITH cards…” that’s a really good callback.
LanceEteryu: this episode is honestly great for halloween
Cunobelenos: Alex’s Magic skills are legendary…
Auntie_de_lluviel: @zed_alpha That'd be fun. Or bid whist, even. hihi!
matthaus_c: it's almost like it was designed to hold 100 cards
zed_alpha: hallooo
MegaDosX: Pick up your tokens, Ben
shurtal: Pick up your tokens, Ben.
Anubix_007: If no one knows what magic is then you can Creat Magic the Gathering
MacabreAurora: pick up your tokens ben
matthaus_c: Pick up your tokens, Ben.
thanzo: Pick up your tokens, Ben
flatluigi: Pick up your tokens, Ben
DMGlol: time solitaire PogChamp
circusofkirkus: floppy disk!
RockPusher: gabyLul
micalovits: Pick up your tokens, Ben
Julian_Rogue: Pick up your tokens ben
MegaDosX: That is the most terrifying Paul has ever been imo
matthaus_c: inside us, all along?
Aarek: Pick up your tokens, Ben
electra310: Pick up your tokens, Ben
Orxolon: this would be f**ked up
Symphoneers: Smooth Nelson TakeNRG
NewtyNewts: Pick up your tokens, Ben.
theamc2000: Magic is inside us
matthaus_c: who even casts cyclonic rift anymore
Sorator13: lul
GhostValv: D:
thanzo: D:
electra310: Nooo, the tokens!
superdude097: :O
theamc2000: D :
noSmokeFire: RIP, cyclonic rift returned player four to their own hand
MacabreAurora: clap clap
Anubix_007: I love that
TheRatKings: That was really good. Big big original Twilight Zone fan
aussie_rob_w: The Bridge deck!
shurtal: god this was a such a good episode
flatluigi: was graham the fourht person at that table
micalovits: Stinger is great on this one
Auntie_de_lluviel: Well done :>
Omthebox: Cant get over how Graham says Exile Zone, its so good
zed_alpha: Graham's Rod Serling impression is great
emberBecky: I love it. Such good homage. The camera work, sound.. everything.
thanzo: did ben's spark go off due to cyclonic rift?
NewtyNewts: There's your answer
flatluigi: aha
Dog_of_Myth: So good
fuzzy_step: This was fantastic!
aussie_rob_w: This episode is fully and extremely solid
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thanzo: excellent stuff!
Anubix_007: to be fair they all were perty solid
ab50luteunit: well done lads
RAZRBCK08: I grew up on The Twilight Zone
aussie_rob_w: Never a bad one.
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LanceEteryu: I'm super excited for when they finally finish the new friday nights
BrowneePoints: The only other person i've heard do a Rod Serling that well was Taliesen Jaffe from Critical Role
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Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Agree
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints And he's a professional voice actor!
mr_presidentman: thanks a lot I want to watch the twilight zone now
BrowneePoints: @Sorator13 So is Graham. Arcade Spirits
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints Ah, true
Simonark: Maurice LaMarche has been doing Serling forever
midnightcurryjazz: fronch horn
aussie_rob_w: I too think Bridge would make an interesting stream
LanceEteryu: Agreed
TheWooglie: I see more AtmosFear
Dmc3628: blaggole wednesday oh baby
zed_alpha: oh hey, happy birthday btw, @Auntie_de_lluviel !
Sorator13: I honestly know almost nothing about how to play bridge
zed_alpha: hope it was a good one
Cunobelenos: Have they ever done an afk where it was classic card games?
thanzo: are there actually timed solitaire tournaments?
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Simonark: Its, a trick taking game with partners and bidding
Auntie_de_lluviel: @zed_alpha It has been, thank you!
saucemaster5000: I'd love a bridge stream just to see all the influx of toxic bridge players into the stream. I just know they're out there...
sheer_falacy: Solitaire would work very badly as a tournament because it can be straight up unwinnable
Simonark: Bridge has motivated murders, it can be toxic all right
zed_alpha: @Auntie_de_lluviel yaaa
zed_alpha: *yaaay
aussie_rob_w: @sheer_falacy what if everyone has an identical solvable game?
TheWooglie: from what I remember bridge is 2v2 and you sit opposite like crokinole. The trick is trying to let your partner know what your hand is without your opponents knowing.
LordZarano: Twitch does actually have a category for Bridge. There's currently a Turkish chess tournament on it, for some reason
sheer_falacy: @aussie_rob_w Would be better, but at the high end you'd see identical play choices
Auntie_de_lluviel: @zed_alpha I'm resting up for an actual physical show tomorrow (Dead Milkmen, Ego Likeness, Dead End Lane, and Cowabunga Pizza Time), so am glad there've been good streams today to keep me company. Capping it off with an Unfinity draft here is ::chefskiss::
aussie_rob_w: Then it’d be a competition to see who can make the optimal play fastest, I suppose.
zed_alpha: HELL yeah, sounds like an awesome show tomorrow
Simonark: That is how duplicate bridge works, everyone plays the same hands against a whole room's scores
BrowneePoints: New Jackbox AND Atmosfear in the same week!
Pantsravaganza: !uptime
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Dog_of_Myth: coxJam coxJam
MegaDosX: !updog
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Juliamon: Pantsravaganza They drafted, we watched FN: The Exile Zone while they were deckbuilding, now you are caught up.
Vandristine: coxJam coxJam coxJam
aussie_rob_w: In more McDonalds Australia news, not only have they done that overwatch thing, they’ve also stopped selling Sprite, replacing the lemonade with No Sugar Sprite.
Auntie_de_lluviel: @zed_alpha It should be! (& it's a charity show for an org that does support for touring musicians, so bonus.)
Fruan: My LGS used to hire out a bridge club for pre-releaces, and the equipment they had for colating and handing out identically randomized decks was amazing.
Juliamon: aussie_rob_w what
Juliamon: why
Pantsravaganza: @juliamon Thankyou! I was just wondering.
Alas_Babylon: Pretty sure it's against the Geneva Convention to not sell Sprite at McDonald's
aussie_rob_w: They have not said why, only that they “look forward to hearing customer feedback on the new beverage option.”
Auntie_de_lluviel: I'm sure they do. snrk.
izzetraichu: But McD's Sprite is extra spicy
saucemaster5000: I'm sure they do
Juliamon: I hope they enjoy the customer feedback of cups of Coke being thrown at windows
Auntie_de_lluviel: yike.
Pantsravaganza: lrrADAM_TK
Earthenone: i wonder if newer people will think they shot all those Friday nights as elaborite comercial breaks
SierraBlackdragon: lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: Checks out.
BrowneePoints: McDonald's Sprite is so tasty and crisp it killed a monarch
flatluigi: Pick up your tokens, Ben.
circusofkirkus: which one of you is the clown?
Sorator13: oh no, they're clown robots
goombalax: robots and therefore all clowns
Dog_of_Myth: Whalers on the moon or Moon's Haunted?
twitch_xeo: trick question, they're all clowns
Omthebox: That's one lifelike animatronic
saucemaster5000: these are better than the animatronics they had for drafting earlier
SmashTCG: Wait, can Pietras robots Do a game of magic/
Boon_33: yo! Yo!
Auntie_de_lluviel: :D
TetraRay: LOL cam!
CururuGuasu: Very Devo
Sorator13: LUL
Dish_KP: lol
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DMGlol: the sound of the 90s
electra310: But no mugs in the store!
BrowneePoints: Dee doo dee doo wee KHRRRR ERRRRRR!
Omthebox: Medabattle?
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Julian_Rogue: oh god. I choked on my dinner kamn
thanzo: I love the Loading Ready Run Themed animatronic band@
goombalax: you get refreshments if you conceed?~!
Fruan: I miss the 90s and being able to actually hear your bits
sheer_falacy: Hmm, they don't generally go to concession, normally someone dies first
whitefirecomix: I also would have accepted "Network connectivity problems"
kumatsu: Ben committing to that bit like a boss
SmashTCG: Wait
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
djalternative: Remember Ben, all Astrotorium robots only speak in SCREAMS
aussie_rob_w: I bet LRRs concession would sell Sprite.
SmashTCG: No, the Noise that the Clown extruder is just a dialup noise but very Pained
thanzo: !card T.A.P.P.E.R
LRRbot: T.A.P.P.E.R. [W] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot [1/2] | {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.
MegaDosX: Oh boy a stained glass Plains
twitch_xeo: Can you... select TAPPER for its own cost if you give it a hat sticker?
Alas_Babylon: Mono-White Control vs. Mono-White Aggro, apparently
matthaus_c: 'stompy my aggro weenie'
saucemaster5000: that costs money
flatluigi: @twitch_xeo can't tap a thing twice for the same cost
whitefirecomix: Get in the Clown Capsuel, Shinji
Haroldholmes25: the synergy
Alas_Babylon: T.A.P.P.E.R. T.R.O.N.
MAPBoardgames: Tappa tappa tappa!
Fruan: @twitch_xeo You could pay it's tap cost with that green nonsense card, and then tap it for the other cost?
Julian_Rogue: Hello and welcome to tapper tapper concede
TheRatKings: Two tappers that tap great together
MegaDosX: The Borosian menace has returned
sheer_falacy: oh no it's the Boros deck from the video
BrowneePoints: Clown Capsule or what everyone called Bulma when she first married Vegeta(before we found out he's a good husband and dad)
Haroldholmes25: cameron is the boros menace yet again
LanceEteryu: THE BOROSIAN MENACE
LRRbot: Nearby Planet | Land | Rangeling / Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped. / When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.
Alex_Frostfire: @twitch_xeo Not unless you pay the {T} with Sole Performer.
matthaus_c: not what happened *at* the PPR, what happened *to* the PPR
MAPBoardgames: and all those Urza's ones.
LanceEteryu: I don't think Cam knows just how fitting his deck is after that episode of LRR
LanceEteryu: Friday nights, rather
jazzbanana: Unfinity!!
LRRbot: Pietra, Crafter of Clowns [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Clown Artificer [3/2] | Haste / Robots you control get +1/+1. / {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
jazzbanana: Just got out of commander night, what did I miss?
SmashTCG: How dose that taste Cam
Alas_Babylon: Cameron, wordsmith
SocraticMethod: People usually pay extra for it
Dog_of_Myth: Beep Beep here come the clowns
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sheer_falacy: Didn't predict opening a legendary artifact creature equipment jellyfish?
Finalsora811: I just realized: Cam has been involved in the last two Un-set PPR "incidents".
MegaDosX: Vroom vroom, my god
Fruan: Can we quote that? That seems quote worthy
MegaDosX: Send in the clowns, said Cameron
HadesLeprechaun: Hey, Cam is playing his deck from the Friday Nights
Alas_Babylon: @Dog_of_Myth Beep beep, or honk honk?
twitch_xeo: Cam's deck name could be Spanish Appetizer :D with those TAPPERs
aussie_rob_w: Oh no, my coffee
Julian_Rogue: *imperial march plays on clown horns*
Haroldholmes25: send in the clowns LUL
Dmc3628: time to get PPR'd in the mouth
TheWooglie: Is Cameron being the Cameron in the video?
Dog_of_Myth: @Alas_Babylon Yes
thanzo: I do love how every match in the unfinity prerelease had a truly absurd moment
sheer_falacy: Huh, she doesn't have the employee beanie
Angreed66: exile zone makes since now
code1300: Yet
kumatsu: would you consider that a Servo Fact?
Alas_Babylon: We can't mess up during the PPR, that's illegal
Earthenone: what is the rule on tokens having hatsd/ since anything can be a token right?
sheer_falacy: Is she the only non-robot clown in the set?
SmashTCG: just your clown jokes
SocraticMethod: Does it count if the robot is wearing the chef hat?
LRRbot: Robo-Piñata [2W] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot [2/1] | When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one — / • You get {TK}{TK}. / • You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
SmashTCG: Joke clowns, otherway round
MegaDosX: She can have a hat now!
MAPBoardgames: Oooh, candy!
flatluigi: "HARDER."
Omthebox: And its not a trick!
Auntie_de_lluviel: @thanzo Reinforcing my confirmation bias that games are actual magic
LanceEteryu: I think graham's just dead here
Julian_Rogue: beep beep? I think you mean Honk HOnk
MegaDosX: Do tell
TheRatKings: Clown Pound Town
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
MegaDosX: Amazing
SmashTCG: yessss
electra310: lmao
pn55: HypeLUL
MurphEP: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Yeah Graham was dead sooner or later without precisely a wrath
MurphEP: Cam on Boros, just as predicted
Saphire282: TapTapTap- TAP TAP
HadesLeprechaun: Friday Nights Exile Zone Cam
MAPBoardgames: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
Alas_Babylon: Cameron is literally sideboarding himself
flatluigi: so is this a 'play to a time limit' draft
Gadora: Time for hat?
Rustpile: Man, those clowns were painfully funny, like literally
logophile99: times up
BusTed: ruined
Julian_Rogue: Tapper Tapper Concede
Sorator13: LUL
memnus: Clown 'em out!
ArtemisHuntress: dang it. My internet crashed right before something interesting happened
Gadora: XD
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Boon_33: cam is hatting, beware of hats!
sheer_falacy: ha!
electra310: Nooooooo
Fruan: Rosewater!
Alas_Babylon: Maarrrrk!
Nukified: Judge!
NewtyNewts: LUL
Auntie_de_lluviel: :D
Finalsora811: GAVIN!
thanzo: MARRK!
MAPBoardgames: Captain? McCloud?
LanceEteryu: Cam has re-entered The Exile Zone
Alas_Babylon: "But my phone is a mirror! It shows my reflection!"
MAPBoardgames: Does the mirror have a hat?
Fruan: Can we get the wide?
Lysander_salamander: I guess for home games, you have prepare
TheRatKings: Some display cases (for cards etc) have mirrored interiors
thanzo: my phone is a ... black mirror
CururuGuasu: It’s a mobile wall
Lysander_salamander: :D
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
thanzo: LUL
asthanius: Now Cameron gets to see G’s hand
sheer_falacy: Now it's a two-headed giant game
ashteranic: The magic of Twitch is Ruined
BusTed: ooo
twitch_xeo: literal "behind the scenes" :D
SmashTCG: hey its an adam!
circusofkirkus: because you're all vampires, right Paul?
thanzo: oooh
aiolian: what card is the mirror relevant for?
Lysander_salamander: Not available at the store
zhrang911: Hi Adam!
electra310: Those are great jumpsuits
Syntheticuh: i can see adam!
ArtemisHuntress: Adam!
blip2004: jumpsuit?
squ3e: wait are the jumpsuits for sale??
Juliamon: Hi Adam!
BrowneePoints: Hi Adam!
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Adam
NotCainNorAbel: proof Graham is not a vampire
NovaCat13: Hi Adam
BusTed: benginHi
DoodlestheGreat: HI ADAM
MAPBoardgames: I can see myself in the mirror! No that's Adam.
Omthebox: Hi Adam!
The_Inifinity: HI ADAM
BillTheCat: Hi Ada
pn55: Hi Adam!
Sorator13: Hi adam!
HadesLeprechaun: Shadow Adam!
MegaDosX: Hi Adam!
Symphoneers: Hi Adam!
Lysander_salamander: Hi Adam!
micalovits: Hello!
Alas_Babylon: Hey Adam!
saucemaster5000: I love gnidaol ydaer nur
Auntie_de_lluviel: Oh, the jumpsuits finally arrived!
NewtyNewts: Oh hi Adam
squ3e: new merch jumpsuit?
Vandristine: he's trapped in the phantom zone
thanzo: hi adam!
Omthebox: So, normal Adam
midnightcurryjazz: HIIIIIIIIIIII\
SnowBuddy18: hi Adam
Goorguy: So many layers
raulghoulia: so grim
kumatsu: a peak in the INNER WORKINGS OF THE STUDIO
BrowneePoints: Look at that Handsome Man's in the Mirror
labboplays: What happend to Graham???!!!??? :O
marxmarksman: If I see Adam in a mirror, I'll die.
KeytarCat: The absurdity possible in casual Unfinity is what I came here for! No laws, no masters!
ArtemisHuntress: Adam is trapped in the mirror!
TheRatKings: Hi punished Adam!
mjiig: Did I miss the reason there are embroidered jumpsuits?
Robot_Bones: Its a speed suit Ben
goombalax: no don't help him thats his whole thing
kynelwynn: It's not Adam, it's warrior
ashteranic: Now who's fingerprints can we see in the mirror
aussie_rob_w: Hi Adam!
nymistrya: Dont let him out, a mirror is just a long jar
Gadora: If a man is trapped in a mirror, do you let him out?
twitch_xeo: Would you free the Adam from the mirror
WiJohn: At the very least if they auction off those jump suits at Desert Bus this year they will sell.
MegaDosX: So is there a card that cares about a mirror? I'm out of the loop evidently
trevorwisn: bloody adam, bloody adam, bloody adam
TheMandrew: You come across an Adam trapped in a mirror, what do you do?
matthaus_c: he made it out of the mirror!
CururuGuasu: So…it’s Adam then
Sorator13: ngl it's weird to see a member of LRR *not* well-lit for a show, lol
Earthenone: is the tarp legal on the mirror?
TotallyNotaBeholder: I'm not letting Adam out of the mirror, I don't know why he's in there
twitch_xeo: For the Feng Shui, Paul
Juliamon: Oh this boutta get weird
LanceEteryu: I think this is perfect for a halloween-month stream
NewtyNewts: Oooh, we got double-game!
Sorator13: oh no the recursion
TheRatKings: 2 Camerons
Fruan: So weird.
saucemaster5000: of no
Sorator13: it will enfold us all
matthaus_c: recursive G
thanzo: paul, enhance
Auntie_de_lluviel: This is the Exile Zone
Julian_Rogue: and the prieview monitors refresh rate
ashteranic: So many grahams
BusTed: Infini-Graham
NovaCat13: Grahmseption
djalternative: 4 grahams!
BrowneePoints: "What happened to then!?" "We're at now now!" @LoadingReadyRun
62MGcobra: graham-ception
MillerDark: Graham looks like he's slowly turning into Dale
saucemaster5000: this is how bloody mary got trapped!
MAPBoardgames: G is playing two games at once
Gadora: Enhance!
sheer_falacy: The fractal
MAPBoardgames: Enhance.
micalovits: Paul Enhance!
EvilBadman: can wait for Grahamvs reflection to turn around without real him doing the same
TheRatKings: Computer... enhance
electra310: It's Graham all the way down
raulghoulia: now Cam has to draw the card, right?
Symphoneers: Infinite Grahams TakeNRG
Earthenone: G is multi queueing
Rustpile: G went infinite
Julian_Rogue: UN-Finite Grahams
TheAnchor4237: I think in the spirit of the set, Grahm should get to cast cards from his mirror self's hand...
couchboyj: Grahamception
BrowneePoints: The Spaceballs the Movie gag in Spaceballs is still one of my FAVORITE jokes ever made in a movie
LRRbot: Wee Champion [R] | Creature — Minotaur Child Guest [0/1] | Whenever you place a sticker, Wee Champion gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If it's an art sticker, instead put a +1/+1 counter on Wee Champion.
Alex_Frostfire: You know, we could probably time the latency on the preview cam...
Alas_Babylon: Best creature NA
MegaDosX: Ever get punched out by a child?
Sorator13: @TheAnchor4237 I'll put it this way: We won't *stop* him from casting spells from his mirror-hand
LRRbot: Sanguine Sipper [1W] | Creature — Vampire Guest [3/1] | Sanguine Sipper has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.
marxmarksman: Woah, Graham controlling a permanent, already doing much better than the last game.
kynelwynn: Blade with set mechanic
saucemaster5000: Ben's casting spells again!
LRRbot: Knight in _____ Armor [1W] | Creature — Human Knight Performer [2/1] | First strike / As this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. / This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.
MegaDosX: Cam has no intel on Graham's deck besides the Sipper so that's an interesting choice
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BrowneePoints: Saying "Vigilante, Menachay, El Spidro Gigante" 3 times in a mirror is how you summon Richard Garfield
Sorator13: quick, cam, try to recall the names of all the creatures graham played last g-oh, right
MAPBoardgames: Cam is going to base this play on all of the cards he
sheer_falacy: That's a good point, true name nemesis sets a precedent for this card
MAPBoardgames: s seen of G's dec
MAPBoardgames: l
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints not possible to say that three times fast, though LUL
MAPBoardgames: (Stupid Enter Key)
MegaDosX: Perfection
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Saphire282: Shouldn't it have protection from Shananigans?
Sorator13: I would buy a set of shenanigans armor
NewtyNewts: Who is this Shenanigan
BrowneePoints: It's the place with crap on the walls and Mozz Sticks
Driosenth: not enough flair on that armor to be from Shenanigans
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Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Nice
MegaDosX: RW doing RW things
BrowneePoints: and yes I just made a Super Troopers joke in 2022
sheer_falacy: 1/2, 1/2, We didn't block and took one, too
LRRbot: Robo-Piñata [2W] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot [2/1] | When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one — / • You get {TK}{TK}. / • You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
DoodlestheGreat: HERE COMES THE CLOWNTRAIN
aiolian: HARDER
Boon_33: you guys talking about shenanigans?
Earthenone: it dosent specify creature names, a sticker starting with G would have bee na true name nemissi right? :P
djalternative: HARDER
twitch_xeo: Y'know, Cam playing RW aggro is very apropos with The Exile Zone FN
Alas_Babylon: Better, Faster, Stronger
LanceEteryu: @Earthenone I think it might...
BrowneePoints: Next Person that says Shenanigans is gonna get Laser Pistol Whipped
LanceEteryu: but we would need a judge ruling
LRRbot: T.A.P.P.E.R. [W] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot [1/2] | {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.
MAPBoardgames: Does TAPPER have a hat?
LRRbot: Grabby Tabby [3G] | Creature — Cat Guest [4/3] | Grabby Tabby has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.
sheer_falacy: it's not about whether somthing is being used as a hat, it's about it's fundamental hatness
matthaus_c: but like, what even is a hat, man?
SocraticMethod: @MAPBoardgames No
Sorator13: Question: Are you yourself a creature you control? I would argue yes, meaning you could tap yourself for TAPPER
djalternative: anyone who hasn't seen TTC won't understand the full context of us yelling HARDER at robo-piñata
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sheer_falacy: Tapper absolutely has a hat, it just has more on top of the hat
flatluigi: @djalternative they talked about it game 1
Lysander_salamander: The card art in this series is amazing
kynelwynn: Graham is tapping very .. suspiciously.
djalternative: oh. I must've been tuned out for that sentence
LRRbot: Minotaur de Force [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Performer [2/1] | Haste / When Minotaur de Force enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
matthaus_c: tapper's hat is just very elaborate
LoadingReadyRun: @Sorator13 By default, you are not, but there are un-cards that change that
BrowneePoints: Minotaur de Force is Gender Goles
Finalsora811: @Sorator13 You are technically a Planeswalker, as stated by Mark on his blog for rulings on Form of Approach of the Second Sun.
BrowneePoints: Goals*
mjiig: TAPPER not only has a hat, it's hat is made out of at least two hats
Sorator13: @Sorator13 Bah!
sheer_falacy: !card avatar of me
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MegaDosX: Reading? The cards?? Overrated.
Sorator13: (but thank you for giving that question a far more well-thought response than it deserved)
Dmc3628: reading in this economy?
flatluigi: sadly the animations were going and cameron missed placing the stop
djalternative: oh. you know what's a genius-level move? hiding clown tokens under clown tokens
LRRbot: Finishing Move [2G] | Sorcery | You get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
NotCainNorAbel: I love the colours of the cards; looks really nice on the table.
yuan42: @MegaDosX doesn't always even explain the cards anymore
raulghoulia: does the finishing move have a name?
sheer_falacy: Love a good punch, why fight when you can just win?
Dmc3628: sure looks like an ankle lock from here
betweenmyself: What was Graham’s Finisher again?… The Stark something or other.
LanceEteryu: Wait, a mentor sticker? Oh no.
matthaus_c: @yuan42 I mean, have you seen old rules text? it never did explain anything :p
MAPBoardgames: Gabby Tabby says "let me show you how this is done"
Dmc3628: Stark Contrast
yuan42: @yuan42 fair enough
LRRbot: Grabby Tabby [3G] | Creature — Cat Guest [4/3] | Grabby Tabby has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.
betweenmyself: @dmc3628 there we go
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matthaus_c: erika!
Symphoneers: Be the stickered permanent you want to see in the world.
Earthenone: if it was the Stark contrast, the shenanigans would have protection from it
sheer_falacy: "Control a stickered permanent" is a pretty light requirement in this set
Sorator13: Kinda sad they aren't using actual tickets again
LRRbot: Bar Entry [3W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. / • Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar.
MurphEP: What about just a sticky permanent?
Auntie_de_lluviel: snrk
Sorator13: LUL
Dmc3628: one worders are just so elegant
A_Dub888: C L A N G
LanceEteryu: "Two clown robots walk into a bar. CLANG"
NewtyNewts: Was it said, like, "HONK."?
BrowneePoints: Cam loves finding Artistry in Brevity
Auntie_de_lluviel: Bar Entry makes me happier than is measured and moderate
Sorator13: @LanceEteryu oh that's good
LanceEteryu: I hope to god they see that
SmashTCG: theres a Scryfall page
SmashTCG: to test
Sorator13: There's a scryfall filter, yeah
LRRbot: Pietra, Crafter of Clowns [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Clown Artificer [3/2] | Haste / Robots you control get +1/+1. / {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Pair o' Dice Lost [3GG] | Instant | Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost.
MurphEP: lrrWOW
SmashTCG: OH I GET IT
Sorator13: I... had not seen that card before, wow
SmashTCG: paradise lost
Sorator13: that is SO GOOD
Auntie_de_lluviel: nice!
LanceEteryu: wait... that's ETERNAL?
LanceEteryu: DUDE
MAPBoardgames: If you get teh cat, it loses the sticker
thanzo: oh wow that's a solid card
Sorator13: oh lord, it is, too
Finalsora811: Can someone either link to or DM me the Scryfall entry for Bar Entry? I cannot find it.
BrowneePoints: @LanceEteryu Dice Rolling is NOT silver bordered anymore
Sorator13: Kinda pricey, though
adambomb625: What is the Bar Entry filter?
BrowneePoints: Hidden Zones they fall off
LRRbot: Sanguine Sipper [1W] | Creature — Vampire Guest [3/1] | Sanguine Sipper has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Vandristine: so if it got exiled face down sticker falls off?
LRRbot: Finishing Move [2G] | Sorcery | You get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
Sorator13: Thank you for that sound effect.
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LanceEteryu: Well yes @BrowneePoints that's true, it's just weird to think about. I wish more older un-cards with dice were also oracled into legality
MegaDosX: Welcome Mogwai!
Finalsora811: Welcome, raider!
Sorator13: @Vandristine Exile is still a public zone; it's just face down. So I think it keeps the sticker.
LRRbot: Robo-Piñata [2W] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot [2/1] | When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one — / • You get {TK}{TK}. / • You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
MogwaiBubblez: thanks mega!Q!!!!!
Earthenone: uhh ohh, sticky
LRRbot: Eelectrocute [1R] | Instant | Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target. / You may cast Eelectrocute from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast Eelectrocute this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
TetraRay: so the stickers need to be removed? Do they come off easily ?
Juliamon: TetraRay They do, they're like Post-Its
LanceEteryu: they're supposed to be using the same grade of adhesive as post-its yeah
Gascitygaming: i'd use sleeves but they come off easy
Sorator13: @TetraRay Yep! They're re-stick-able, too
TetraRay: nifty!
sheer_falacy: and a creature
SocraticMethod: @Vandristine Correct: 400.2 Public zones are zones in which all players can see the cards’ faces, except for those cards that some rule or effect specifically allow to be face down. Graveyard, battlefield, stack, exile, ante, and command are public zones
MegaDosX: D'oh, missed again!
LanceEteryu: see the thing is I saw an image of someone's card with supposed damage from stickers, as they didn't use sleeves
LanceEteryu: But I don't know if that was real
BrowneePoints: switch to GamePass then
BrowneePoints: benginFingers
MegaDosX: @LanceEteryu I saw one of those with a foiled card, and I think that was the issue
LRRbot: Lila, Hospitality Hostess [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Employee [3/3] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast common spells from the top of your library. / Guests you control get +1/+1.
Dmc3628: surprise party tricks
twitch_xeo: @LanceEteryu I think that was on a special etched commander non-card?
LanceEteryu: that sounds about right
LanceEteryu: possibly
Finalsora811: @LanceEteryu I saw a similar picture, but it was specifically the Surge Foils from the 40k decks.
saucemaster5000: Never heard someone embarassed to say "That's a clown robot" before
twitch_xeo: the not-actually-cardboard card
thanzo: oooh
sheer_falacy: cheatyface could be in this format if you open the right pack
SmashTCG: okay now you have to ask to see under all his lands
LRRbot: Vegetation Abomination [2G] | Artifact Creature — Plant Mutant Food [2/2] | Deathtouch / {T}, Sacrifice Vegetation Abomination: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Juliamon: Special card treatments can definitely be sensitive to adhesives
LanceEteryu: Oh that reminds me
MegaDosX: Combo with Trail of Crumbs!
Sorator13: oh that flavor text is good
micalovits: Does all food have the pay 2: gain 3?
LanceEteryu: Is it just me or do the unfinity cards feel different card-feel wise?
Sorator13: @micalovits Most does, but it's not inherent to the type
BrowneePoints: The picture I saw was the Etched thick cardboard card from the tyranid deck. I have yet to see a sticker damage a normal foil card
adambomb625: I found the scryfall tag! It's art:too-tall-to-ride
LRRbot: Sanguine Sipper [1W] | Creature — Vampire Guest [3/1] | Sanguine Sipper has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.
sheer_falacy: Be Our Guest
Sorator13: tap mana for that?
MegaDosX: Be...our...guest!
LRRbot: Lineprancers [1G] | Creature — Centaur Performer [2/2] | When Lineprancers enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own. / {3}{G}: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.
LanceEteryu: I feel like they used different cardstock for unfinity because the cards do not feel real- they don't feel... As smooth I'd like to say?
MegaDosX: !card lila
LRRbot: Lila, Hospitality Hostess [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Employee [3/3] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast common spells from the top of your library. / Guests you control get +1/+1.
matthaus_c: mmm crunchy magic cards
Finalsora811: @adambomb625 Ty!
NewtyNewts: Did Cam take his 2?
MegaDosX: Yeah Graham does need to tap his mana for these >_>
matthaus_c: graham is beyond mana
saucemaster5000: hated that sequel to secret of mana
Juliamon: By the waaaayyyyy, if you haven't dropped a guess yet: https://twitter.com/WakeUpSuper/status/1583622512306688000
BrowneePoints: To play with the U/G draft archetype Paul
Dmc3628: ah i see photo op guesses
code1300: So it cause invoke
saucemaster5000: who let adam do his shenanigans in the moonbase?
Juliamon: Diabore Don't worry about it
Juliamon: lrrFINE
BrowneePoints: @Diabore cam has the mirror matters card
JonnyGlitched: Hi everyone! what did I miss?
LanceEteryu: @Diabore there's a single card in unfinity that relies on mirrors you can see from your seat
BrowneePoints: @JonnyGlitched draft, FN rerun, game 1
Sorator13: @JonnyGlitched Shenanigans (armor)
Finalsora811: Apparently there are 18 creatures that with less than 4 power that still die to Bar Entry in the set. 2 commons, 6 Uncommons, 6 rares, and 4 Mythics.
Goorguy: Steal chair from the corner on that one
MAPBoardgames: 7 + 5 = Dead Cam
LRRbot: Embiggen [G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target non-Brushwagg creature gets +1/+1 for each supertype, card type, and subtype it has.
BrowneePoints: Graham really did give Cam the Steel Chair
JonnyGlitched: Why mirror?
saucemaster5000: why not?
JonnyGlitched: Why yourself?
matthaus_c: because infini-graham
NewtyNewts: Because mirror match
Sorator13: Still no Legendary Artifact Creature Equipment Jellyfish
micalovits: Cam put a mirror there for noooo reason
MegaDosX: !card mirror march
LRRbot: Mirror March [5R] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose a flip. For each flip you won, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
matthaus_c: !card kiki-jiki the mirror
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
JonnyGlitched: Is this Legacy?
twitch_a_nite: Have a good Nite!
Sorator13: @JonnyGlitched Unfinity draft
JonnyGlitched: Kappa
fhorrigan: Oh it's got that Brushwag caveat
JonnyGlitched: @Sorator13 sorry it was a joke
Sorator13: bah, got me
Finalsora811: !card kiki-jiki, mirror
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Sorator13: LUL
fhorrigan: I was like, fuck that card's busted
couchboyj: I have a life goal of casting embiggen on an animated nearby planet
Desruprot: It is definitely an Unformat
TheRatKings: Probably one with nothing
matthaus_c: it's like Angus Mackenzie lmao
MAPBoardgames: Bear.
MegaDosX: It's probably Willbender
Robot_Bones: 3/4 vanilla!
JonnyGlitched: Upside Bear
YeetTheRich_: grim guardian, clearly
sheer_falacy: ah, Sheherazad, of course
SmashTCG: hey Ben ,whats that commander deck behind you
DeM0nFiRe: That was amazing
micalovits: 100% grim guardian
squ3e: I get that Ben, but there is something it ABSOLUTELY looks like from a while back lmao
ThorSokar: we all know it's Yargle
code1300: Wonder how the non acorn card gunna impact all formats
Goorguy: I was gonna say Oko but hes not shirtless
Sogheim: dang when did Graham get that sweet shirt?
JonnyGlitched: "Black Lotus"
anactualheehaw: ben with hats
Juliamon: It does legitimately look like Master of the Wild Hunt's pose tho
BrowneePoints: @Sogheim these are the jumpsuits that didn't make it to the PPR
DeM0nFiRe: Oh in that case it's time walk
MurphEP: yikes
BusTed: Hey waaait.
JonnyGlitched: Legacy can't be fixed
Sorator13: D:
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I think it's Angus MacKenzie or Master
matthaus_c: !card lost legacy
LRRbot: Lost Legacy [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose a nonartifact, nonland card name. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles, then draws a card for each card exiled from their hand this way.
fhorrigan: He's in a speed suit
Dog_of_Myth: Wait a min...
MegaDosX: Hey if Ben had that card and someone guessed Gunk Slug would he get to play with Gunk Slug?
BusTed: 🤔
matthaus_c: Mind Goblin can be a better Seething Son
Sorator13: LUL
sheer_falacy: !card ____ goblin
LRRbot: _____ Goblin [2R] | Creature — Goblin Guest [2/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add {R} for each unique vowel on that sticker.
Sogheim: @BrowneePoints it's a speed suit? awesmoe
jessieimproved: I have no idea what card it is, but I'm amazed at the vast number of distinct guesses
MAPBoardgames: !card Charizard
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Juliamon: it's probably Angus but I would believe Master
micalovits: As a person who plays legacy goblins, it is 100% called Mind Goblin
YeetTheRich_: what's a mind goblin, ben?
definenull: unfinity madness!!
BrowneePoints: there's a bunch of sticker sheets that make it generate 4
Finalsora811: There are exactly 9 sticker sheets with one word with at least 4 vowels. So you can't not net mana with it.
thanzo: !card chaharizard
BrowneePoints: what Sora said
sheer_falacy: I would think sticker sheet rules would make that hard, take 3 of 10 or something?
definenull: !card charizard
matthaus_c: mind goblin have a nice day
Nukified: got em
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
MrTulip: who's steve jobs?
Robot_Bones: Ask Steve Jobs
YeetTheRich_: ayyy
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
saucemaster5000: My Mom just told me to get out and touch grass
BITs19_: just got here, why is there a mirror?
josh___something: WAAAAAow
Orxolon: wooow
JonnyGlitched: IDK what's up with your goblin?
zed_alpha: Gotta say, that is a great look for Graham
BusTed: sleeve
NewtyNewts: Ayyoooo
Sogheim: I hope "facetious" is a sticker available for the goblin
MAPBoardgames: Mind goblin is Otaku Jeff in Gloomhaven
MegaDosX: If I played in paper I'd be all over those Jund sleeves, but alas
MrPipboy3000: Ligma Goblin
JonnyGlitched: Nice shirt Graham
Omthebox: Shaharazhave a nice day
ReachW: okay but what if I want to buy mug? or shirt?
Finalsora811: They can also be a replacement for Mug.
BrowneePoints: are the EDSC ones back in stock?
Juliamon: You cannot get ye mug
JonnyGlitched: Your human sleeve is nice
macintose: are sleeve craft sleeves matte?
MegaDosX: Wait what
definenull: technically true
Alex_Frostfire: The best sticker for any "each unique vowel" card is always "Delusionary."
JonnyGlitched: HA
ThorSokar: hahaha
matthaus_c: holy fuck
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
definenull: Adam's famous!
62MGcobra: lrrWOW
couchboyj: seabatClap
JonnyGlitched: "Beej Flunge Shirt"
zed_alpha: holy hell
koodooman: LUL
thanzo: LUL
Omthebox: I've seen it
saucemaster5000: that's genuinely greart
Anubix_007: LOL i am still looking for that shirt
Dmc3628: he's algorithmically famous
matthaus_c: I really want the BOLT one
TheRatKings: Its his shirt
zed_alpha: Adam "Magic Nope Bootleg Shirt" Savidan
sheer_falacy: Famous Shirt Wearer Adam Savidan
MurphEP: @Dmc3628 The best kind
QuixoticZ: I mean, the size of the man basically makes any shirt he's wearing a billboard
definenull: adam "famous blue hard control" player
Angreed66: That's layers of theft
Sorator13: I mean, Adam Savidan is an official Magic player, so... checks out
JonnyGlitched: Scrub Edition shirt is still on my list
MAPBoardgames: WotC has to pay .5 cents to Adam for every one of those shirts they sell
LRRbot: Nearby Planet | Land | Rangeling / Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped. / When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.
JonnyGlitched: I love my Bite Club and WZRD Chat shirt
definenull: oh no tron online
BrowneePoints: However, whenever someone posts an AI Art piece on twitter, reply to it with "i want this on a shirt". You're doing the world a service
TabbyLavalamp: Are the Elder Dragon Social Club sleeves still on pre-order?
Lysander_salamander: :D
NewtyNewts: Is Graham using nearby planet for anything special, or just as a super slow dual-land?
LRRbot: Park Bleater [2W] | Creature — Goat Employee [2/2] | Whenever another creature you own enters the battlefield, you get {TK}. / {W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered the battlefield this turn.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
JonnyGlitched: cute lrrGOAT
BusTed: lrrGOAT
zed_alpha: Hey, do y'all still have the Jund 'Em Out sleeves/playmats available?
zed_alpha: I had heard those went out of production
TabbyLavalamp: Thank you, Graham. I ordered the new ones so I thought I should check. :)
JonnyGlitched: Samsung one
JonnyGlitched: it blows
twitch_xeo: Samsung dumb one
BITs19_: Samsun
Sorator13: the Samsung one, in particular
twitch_xeo: but you can disbale that voice activation tho?
JonnyGlitched: MY XBOX
flatluigi: throw grenade
Sorator13: and yes, utterly useless
twitch_xeo: or did they take that away
tehfewl: the samsung waifu
LordZarano: The Android one is "Hey Google"
Vandristine: someone watching on their xbox just got destroed
fhorrigan: The only time I activate Bixby is accidentally
lirazel64: Bixby is AWFUL
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2] , then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [-1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's …
micalovits: SPACE DOG!
matthaus_c: WHOA
MegaDosX: Oh shit planeswalker
matthaus_c: PUPPO
BITs19_: PUPU
JonnyGlitched: My s10 has a dedicated Bixby button and it's the worst
NewtyNewts: Pupper!
sheer_falacy: Good dog
BrowneePoints: ah yea the Overwatch Sam Face Anime girl
Dog_of_Myth: Best Dog
PsiMaster54: omgchadHype
Sorator13: :O
laikagoat: fionClap
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electra310: Space doggity!
notthepenguins: woah!
thanzo: PUPPER!
Goorguy: Heck yea, this thing does WORK
LingoBox: No way Im catching you live on twtich :O Usually watching the Vod's (Damn you time zones!)
definenull: good boy alert!
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slopoppotamus: That's a good pup
Finalsora811: There he is! The goodest boy in the multiverse.
tehfewl: James!
Desruprot: best doggo
KeytarCat: Oh god, it has a spark
Rogtilop: Doggo
Juliamon: Planeswalkies!
MegaDosX: In what universe do you pass a puppy planeswalker?
YeetTheRich_: james hates puppies confirmed
MAPBoardgames: Squirrel!
Haroldholmes25: !card park bleater
LRRbot: Park Bleater [2W] | Creature — Goat Employee [2/2] | Whenever another creature you own enters the battlefield, you get {TK}. / {W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered the battlefield this turn.
matthaus_c: !findquote squirrel
LRRbot: Quote #303: "Kathleen, you and Graham just double teamed a squirrel. It made duct tape!" —Cori & Ian [2015-05-26]
BrowneePoints: 2 tickets!
definenull: wow
micalovits: Fun fact: This dog might also be legacy playable
CataclysmicReverb: Ah, Bixby, extra useless because the phones it comes on still have "okay google"
JonnyGlitched: Wow this card is wild
Dmc3628: we got 2 tickets to space paradise
twitch_xeo: I guess you have to
Desruprot: Squirrel!
MAPBoardgames: Squirrls have haste
micalovits: You own tokens you create
tehfewl: you did create them
MegaDosX: Squirrels had haste
LRRbot: Lila, Hospitality Hostess [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Employee [3/3] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast common spells from the top of your library. / Guests you control get +1/+1.
BrowneePoints: Yea they're testing it out in Legacy atm and it's not actually a joke
Nyxjbm: You can’t squirrel Cam in this timeslot
JonnyGlitched: Wait this art...
Auntie_de_lluviel: Squirrel! (but not in Chatterfang colors, sadly)
Rob_Racoon: Hello chat and LRR!
JonnyGlitched: it looks like it's from the bad Zelda games
FoxyJewels: specifically you own tokens created under your controls, I believe?
MegaDosX: WOW
Alas_Babylon: Comet's got a gun
definenull: wowza
sheer_falacy: hey at least you didn't take 7 to the dome
BrowneePoints: that's a good quote
SimplyLeggy: Comet... KILL
definenull: very good boy
thanzo: comet hates hospitality?
couchboyj: lrrSPOT
matthaus_c: I love how Comet's abilities can tick down on Loyalty *after* their effect
Symphoneers: That dog can drive!
Goorguy: If you roll enough sixes that dog can get REALLL bad real fast
BrowneePoints: "What the heck!? That dog's gonna kick my ass!"
saucemaster5000: the Lila art is fantastic
JonnyGlitched: "Gonna kill that dog!"
Anubix_007: I love that dog
nymistrya: get me a cup of this dogs piss
LRRbot: Jetpack Janitor [2W] | Creature — Human Employee [3/2] | Alpha strike
MoaiGangsta: Happy birthday Carol!
code1300: Lots of people think space pup will be good in legacy
mjiig: I greatly enjoyed Mark's lore explanation for why that loyalty ability bypasses hexproof
BrowneePoints: I haven't heard that Alanis Morissette Song
QuixoticZ: I love the carnival of souls reference on that one
DoodlestheGreat: You live, you laugh, you love, you die, you schmooze...
matthaus_c: Jetpack Janitor is my favourite Bowie album
thanzo: I like space pup, and I hope for more non-human/non-humanoid planeswalkers
Sorator13: aw, Carol
Finalsora811: !card comet, stell
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2] , then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [-1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's …
Sorator13: We care that it's your birthday.
SmashTCG: Figured out adams tweet card
Sorator13: Happy birthday, Carol!
JonnyGlitched: Space Pup is actually broken
sheer_falacy: it's very random
NewtyNewts: Bit too random, probably
Alas_Babylon: Minsc and Boo is seeing play in Legacy, why not Comet?
M1nt_Cast: how does jetpack janitors powerlvl change in different languages?
Spacecarl: It's abilities are all real good, but the randomness is rough
BrowneePoints: The thing is, all the abilities on Comet are VERY! GOOD!
Dmc3628: serious legacy players are getting smashed by Boo
TheRatKings: four mana do... something?
sheer_falacy: just wait til he rolls a 6
RAZRBCK08: idk Tibalt saw play in Legacy
JonnyGlitched: Plus 2, not minus?
Auntie_de_lluviel: Happy birthday, Carol!
BrowneePoints: and yea Minsc & Boo are breaking teeth in Legacy
Sorator13: +2, not minus
micalovits: 4 mana do something good, and being not blue is pretty good
couchboyj: minsc and boo are not random
JonnyGlitched: lrrGOAT there
Sorator13: thank you paul!
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LingoBox: Paul you are the best!
flatluigi: muwu
JonnyGlitched: Most powerful dog in the multiverse
matthaus_c: Comet is playable for many of the same reasons Minsc & Boo are playable. it's a sticky threat that doesn't care if your opponents are stopping your Dark Depths nonsense
Sorator13: Comet and Mowu would be best friends
flatluigi: gigantosquirrel?
MAPBoardgames: 5 Tics? Ruh-oh
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
definenull: whew
twitch_xeo: 'nade/6
thanzo: the biggest squirrel you've ever seen
TetraRay: big squirrel
Anubix_007: off
Dog_of_Myth: Thicc Squirrel
Dmc3628: dummy thicc squirrels
Haroldholmes25: exactsies?
whitefirecomix: omega squirrel
Anubix_007: ouff
sheer_falacy: Squirreldrazi conscription
definenull: exactsies!
JonnyGlitched: lrrCOW
Desruprot: buff squirrel
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitched: lrrGOAT
BrowneePoints: Sic 'em!
electra310: Crushed!
MegaDosX: Never look Graham!
PsiMaster54: voxyGg
fhorrigan: Planeswalkers are good huh?
Alas_Babylon: Comet, PPR Winner
LingoBox: Not death by a 1000 cuts, but by a 1000 squirrels
thanzo: FBtouchdown
definenull: "never look at the top"
zed_alpha: wait, didn't that Friday Nights have a segment where Cam wrecked face with a low-to-the-ground Boros go-wide deck?!
electra310: Veruca Salt'd
MAPBoardgames: Who's a good boy? Whoose a good boy?
Auntie_de_lluviel: @zed_alpha yep
Alas_Babylon: Also good job Cameron, let that be very clearly stated
LRRbot: Surprise Party [2W] | Enchantment | When Surprise Party enters the battlefield, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast Surprise Party, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast Surprise Party. / Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Sorator13: @zed_alpha yup! eerie, eh?
JampireM: Only two of those could take on emmrakul
Auntie_de_lluviel: Well played
flatluigi: so how many clowns are hiding, graham
matthaus_c: holy shit graham
definenull: holy moly
JonnyGlitched: Oh this is is a perfectly normal couch on steroids?
MegaDosX: Graham with the sleight of hand
Sorator13: yeah, I noticed that G was being very particular with tapping his lands
Dmc3628: i did it when my opponent cast the bounce spell and placed them whilst they were scrying
NewtyNewts: G's minigame fun
Auntie_de_lluviel: ninja clowns!
sheer_falacy: shame we never saw the +1/+1 for location in line card
62MGcobra: another reason for sleaves!!!
twitch_xeo: Are you allowed to just have the tokens inside the sleeves?
thejadedthief: incredible hidden clowns!
Dog_of_Myth: Enhance
thanzo: yes! enhance!
JonnyGlitched: so fuzzy
DekiSystem: LUL
definenull: new emote?
BrowneePoints: The easiest way is you slip them inside all your sleeves
LingoBox: Graham Ception
BITs19_: why is the mirror there?
zed_alpha: YEAH. I honestly unironically love this effect
Finalsora811: TEETH!
Julian_Rogue: Un-finite Graham
ArtemisHuntress: fuzzy graham!
thanzo: ~4?
flustered_blue: Can you hide them in sleeves?
YeetTheRich_: when the void stares back
saucemaster5000: normal view, NORMAL VIEW!
Sorator13: i see... 3! 3 grahams! do I see a 4?
electra310: Nice to see Graham's hair on the enhance :D
thanzo: the fuzzy infinity
zed_alpha: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SnowBuddy18: clearly 3
NewtyNewts: We've got like... 3 layers deep
Haroldholmes25: can't simply add more pixels huh
whitefirecomix: look at that series of moons
Simonark: Until we get lost in a pore, it's not close enough!!!!
baden_splicer: computer..enhance
JonnyGlitched: Blade Runner going around corners
BrowneePoints: @flustered_blue technically yes but it's in pretty poor taste
zed_alpha: @SnowBuddy18 "fuzzy infinity" is my mold-themed Grateful Dead cover band
MegaDosX: "I cleaned up the reflection from a nearby hubcap and got a clear picture of the plate"
RealLegitStreamer: Just run it through “a filter”
BigDaddyBland87: what's with the mirror?
JonnyGlitched: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CataclysmicReverb: Nope, Ben, "Enhance" just loads up a Dall-E app
LingoBox: Does Wheeler still wanna learn german? Could help him, if he needs a little help (since Im german)
fhorrigan: Chomsky and Bilbo!
JonnyGlitched: at least 3 humans
Juliamon: Get those guesses in on Adam's tweet while you can!
definenull: so how does surprise party work in unfinity draft? can you only use the tokens that the draft table opened?
ArtemisHuntress: I'm excited for Adam v Nelson
SmashTCG: Its tiem, chat will know how smart i am, figureing out that adams Tweet was nemata
ArtemisHuntress: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
kumatsu: @SmashTCG no I'm pretty sure it's Enter the Dungeon lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: I just really enjoy his skillful use of props
flatluigi: my guess was black lotus
flatluigi: and i think i got it
Tiber727: I'm excited to see the freakish chimera of James, Adam, and Nelson.
flatluigi: we'll see what card he picks
Sorator13: I went with Magnigoth Sentry
Auntie_de_lluviel: Thank you, LRR, for engagingly amusing content that is facilitating the only chance my nailpolish has to dry properly
itira: @Auntie_de_lluviel tqsClap
HadesLeprechaun: Adam replied to my post with "oh thank god" so I feel pretty good about it
MAPBoardgames: AtmosFear? duskvHY duskvHorr
kumatsu: oh yeah, more Scorn next week, excited to see more of whatever that game is
definenull: adam's photo op is so good, it's really close to the actual art for nemata
ArtemisHuntress: sergeSpoopyLurk
LuckieIsLive: So what was with the mirror?
NewtyNewts: There's a card that cares about how many mirrors you can see from your seat
NewtyNewts: So Cam was doing some room-sideboarding
LoadingReadyRun: @MAPBoardgames I'm excited for it :)
thanzo: !card now you see me
LRRbot: Now You See Me . . . [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.
MAPBoardgames: The nega-wifi was down, so they moved the mirror out so the shadow LRRsmen can watch the game.
sheer_falacy: that card is going to hit 0, 1, or 20
Diabore: that card says 'on walls'
Sorator13: @MAPBoardgames so THAT's where Pistachio is!
Stormgod519: what's the card that prevents you from being affected by state-based actions?
Sorator13: @Stormgod519 Rules Lawyer?
Diabore: @Stormgod519 rules lawyer
Dmc3628: Rules Lawyer
Stormgod519: !card rules lawyer
LRRbot: Rules Lawyer [3WW] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Advisor [1/1] | State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control.
Stormgod519: ty all
Dmc3628: i wonder when we get the next EDSC it;s just Cam gushing on the 40K decks
ArtemisHuntress: Hello =)
flatluigi: rip cam
NewtyNewts: I thought that was speech jam or something
Sorator13: LUL
MegaDosX: Someone plug Cam into the charger
Stormgod519: cam just slowing down
sheer_falacy: Speak'n'spell'n'draft
JonnyGlitched: Rec Station 97 babyyyy
Anubix_007: Like Ozone?
zed_alpha: Adam "Cool Shirt" Savidan over here
BITs19_: mawp
matthaus_c: the centipedes are working hard today
MAPBoardgames: He's going to drink the tea and short out.
Sorator13: @matthaus_c millipedes!
NewtyNewts: Phew, deathfights. Familiar ground again
matthaus_c: millipedes!
fhorrigan: Hey, it's the guy from the t-shirt name!
LRRbot: Rat in the Hat [B] | Creature — Rat Rogue [1/2] | {T}, Sacrifice Rat in the Hat: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature card that has a hat from your graveyard.
MegaDosX: Oh I just realised what Adam's tweet card is
adambomb625: Overlay still says round 1
sheer_falacy: it requires "has a hat"
NewtyNewts: Because hat art matters
flatluigi: caring about art on a card is acorn
JonnyGlitched: Rat in the Hat is wearing a hat
LRRbot: Xenosquirrels [1B] | Creature — Alien Squirrel [0/0] | Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. / After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.
MegaDosX: He's curving out!
JonnyGlitched: is there a smaller rat in there?
Sorator13: excuse me?
Alex_Frostfire: There are, notably, several hat stickers.
Anubix_007: he is curving out
NewtyNewts: Good deck name Adam
adambomb625: 2/3 sticker sheets have a hat sticker
JonnyGlitched: Nice lannnnds
matthaus_c: nelly's gonna drop a sheoldred next turn
LRRbot: Chicken Troupe [1G] | Creature — Bird Performer [2/2] | Ward {2} / When Chicken Troupe enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
MegaDosX: Remind me what's the card that requires the tweet?
SmashTCG: adam, did anyone nail your Tweet's card?
NewtyNewts: Set a hat on something?
matthaus_c: !card photo op
LRRbot: Photo Op [B] | Sorcery | Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text. / You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.
MegaDosX: Thanks @matthaus_c
flatluigi: i mean, doesn't he want to put a hat sticker on
Sorator13: The art & name stickers are always free
Sorator13: you may want to put a hat sticker on, yeah
Sorator13: so that you can get something bacck
Alas_Babylon: She's busterino
matthaus_c: she doesn't need you to play Abzan
sheer_falacy: colors being easy is nice?
Alas_Babylon: Sign in Blood now gains you 2 life
MegaDosX: Sheoldred is incredible
Alas_Babylon: Peer into the Abyss now... does wonderful things
MegaDosX: In limited in particular she's busted as hell, but even in constructed she's so strong
Rourke9: It’s easier to cast
micalovits: Mono B is also pretty dece - shows up in weird sideboards from combo decks
LRRbot: Clandestine Chameleon [3G] | Creature — Lizard Guest [4/3] | When Clandestine Chameleon enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. / Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.
cobthegreat: sign in blood dome you for six
ArtemisHuntress: Sign-In-Blooding someone to death is peak Magic
Diabore: nelly this is a childrens show
NewtyNewts: Gneiss
LRRbot: Killer Cosplay [G] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever Killer Cosplay becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until Killer Cosplay becomes unattached from it. / Equip {3}
flatluigi: mental magic!
definenull: *any* card?
MegaDosX: Knight of the Ebon LEgion
matthaus_c: !card knight of the ebon
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: Knight of the Ebon Legion gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Ebon Legion.
stupidforgames: notably mana cost, not mana value
Vandristine: knight of the ebon legion
flatluigi: it has to be the _exact_ mana cost
mitomanox: #Canadian <3
MegaDosX: Oh boy.
Alas_Babylon: Very solid choice
Alas_Babylon: Though the real Chad play would've been Death's Shadow
flatluigi: so not just any card
flatluigi: but that's a good one
mitomanox: deftush
LRRbot: Tug of War [4G] | Sorcery | Players play a subgame starting at 5 life and with up to three permanent cards with different names from their main-game library on the battlefield. As the subgame ends, the winner chooses one of the cards they put onto the battlefield as the subgame began and puts it onto the battlefield rather than shuffling it into their library.
NewtyNewts: Subgame!!!
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Sorator13: subgame subgam subgame
Dmc3628: time t go to the SHADOW realm
sheer_falacy: subgame count is at 1 :)
flatluigi: heyyy that makes every single subgame
Diabore: back under the table adam
Dog_of_Myth: Here we go....
jeekaroo: i turned some 3 mana thing into ophiomancer that was pretty good
couchboyj: at eot, put a counter on it if an opponent lost 4 or more life this turn, too
NotCainNorAbel: hey we go!!!
Alas_Babylon: Mental Magic, baby!
MegaDosX: Time to move the table?
TetraRay: a sub game lol
TheRatKings: SUB GAME!
definenull: i hope paul was briefed
TheRatKings: I am excited
Dmc3628: Maro is here in spirit therefore we've had all subgames LRR adjacent
sheer_falacy: dice are an issue
Auntie_de_lluviel: Subgame
Diabore: attractions come too?
Sorator13: they're both 2s
lamina5432: attraction deck?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
flatluigi: flump
NewtyNewts: Summitgame!
Auntie_de_lluviel: supragame
superdude097: Or you could play under the table, then subgame works
Symphoneers: Top game!
sheer_falacy: pick 3 starting things
Juliamon: ubergame
flatluigi: three any permanents
sheer_falacy: they can be lands
PsiMaster54: any permanent
Dmc3628: any three perms you want
Vandristine: any permanent
micalovits: Can be lands if you want
Sorator13: with different names
flatluigi: but you probably want things that'll deal damage
micalovits: Not sure you would want lands though
NewtyNewts: 5 life btw
ReachW: oh wow, it's a pai gow card. Neat.
thanzo: also, their etb effects trigger!
ArtemisHuntress: @micalovits if there's a activated ability
hitchiker4242: it's any perminants for what it's worth
Sorator13: They can be lands, if you want
code1300: 3 permanent cards
Diabore: adam 20 - nelly 16
ArtemisHuntress: can be lands
thanzo: (whenever priority first goes down)
LRRbot: Squirrel Squatters [3GG] | Creature — Squirrel [4/4] | When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. / Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.
code1300: 5 life each
LRRbot: Monitor Monitor [2UU] | Creature — Human Employee [2/5] | When Monitor Monitor enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. / Once each turn, you may pay {1} to reroll one or more dice you rolled.
LRRbot: Motion Sickness [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Motion Sickness enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach Motion Sickness to target tapped creature.
LRRbot: Atomwheel Acrobats [3G] | Creature — Elf Performer [3/2] | Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on Atomwheel Acrobats. / {2}{G}: Roll a six-sided die.
LRRbot: Carnival Carnivore [5B] | Creature — Alien Crab Horror [4/6] | Deathtouch / When Carnival Carnivore enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
MAPBoardgames: lrrJUDGE
Sorator13: I'm not sure auras work with this?
Pharmacistjudge: Yes
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Alphabet [3BB] | Creature — Zombie Performer [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
laikagoat: fionLOL
YeetTheRich_: wow get got
matthaus_c: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
micalovits: Only drains or 3 right
laikagoat: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
flatluigi: it's just a drain of 3
Sorator13: that's not how that works, I don't think, Adam
sheer_falacy: number of creatures, not number of letters
NewtyNewts: It's per creature, not per instance of letter
Diabore: only drains 3
lamina5432: only drains three
Angreed66: only drains for 3
Musicsquid: Giga brain seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
thanzo: Giga Brain
Nyxjbm: Do you begin the game with the cards already in play?
sheer_falacy: drain does happen
MAPBoardgames: I like the off-colored overlay
Sorator13: @Nyxjbm they enter at the game start, I think?
Pharmacistjudge: And yes they can attack
kumatsu: They do not have summoning sickness
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge Drift
Ritaspirithntr: Wait, did lrrPAUL set the color pallette to negative?!
adambomb625: I don't think you get ETBs?
Sorator13: mm, or you begin the game with them in play, okay
LRRbot: Information Booth | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Draw a card.
NewtyNewts: Start of each turn only
LRRbot: Bounce Chamber | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand.
Dmc3628: like a super delayed saga
LRRbot: Bamboozling Beeble [U] | Creature — Beeble [1/1] | Protection from Robots / {1}, {T}: The next tie target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one to those rolls to ignore.
Sorator13: have to be careful not to kill himself with that bounce chamber
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JokerBoney: 23 months and I came in at a sub game. oh dear
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LRRbot: Squirrel Squatters [3GG] | Creature — Squirrel [4/4] | When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. / Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.
definenull: only 6
NewtyNewts: Of the three you started with, yeah
LRRbot: Tug of War [4G] | Sorcery | Players play a subgame starting at 5 life and with up to three permanent cards with different names from their main-game library on the battlefield. As the subgame ends, the winner chooses one of the cards they put onto the battlefield as the subgame began and puts it onto the battlefield rather than shuffling it into their library.
kumatsu: to TUTOR a fivedrop into play
NewtyNewts: But it was a 5-drop not in your hand
ReachW: Hey, you paid five to tutor a 5/5 into play.
Sorator13: That was a very quick subgame!
JokerBoney: look kids - Nelson just played Bring to Light /s
62MGcobra: plus nelly you sent a message to adam
Haroldholmes25: LUL
LRRbot: Information Booth | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Draw a card.
Sorator13: Yeah, it's very clean
Julian_Rogue: Not shaharazah?
shurtal: Time for card games in the War Crime Zone
NewtyNewts: And they're also much lower starting life total
MegaDosX: !card knight of the ebon legion
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: Knight of the Ebon Legion gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Ebon Legion.
matthaus_c: !card knight of the ebon
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: Knight of the Ebon Legion gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Ebon Legion.
dumbo3k: If a player, not opponent
Dmc3628: snuff out/dismember dot face
Gascitygaming: that was a strat with that deck
MegaDosX: Adanto Vanguard and that knight was a spicy combo for a while
matthaus_c: Adam could also just make his Squirrel into a 4/3 Dark Confidant lmao benginLul
ReachW: Just Shock a land in and Thoughtseize yourself, Adam.
kumatsu: just flame javelining myself for a +1/+1 counter
matthaus_c: !card hermit druid
LRRbot: Hermit Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | {G}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a basic land card. Put that card into your hand and all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.
MegaDosX: Pay green, mill until you hit a basic
MegaDosX: In more words
MegaDosX: !card dark confidant
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
matthaus_c: isn't the chicken 2G
MegaDosX: I think I have a friend who played bass for Hermit Druid
Everspace: It's green metal
matthaus_c: oh awesome
LRRbot: Chicken Troupe [1G] | Creature — Bird Performer [2/2] | Ward {2} / When Chicken Troupe enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
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HadesLeprechaun: does Fauna Shaman do anything
matthaus_c: 5/5 Graf Reaver
MegaDosX: !card hydroid krasis
LRRbot: Hydroid Krasis [XGU] | Creature — Jellyfish Hydra Beast [0/0] | When you cast this spell, you gain half X life and draw half X cards. Round down each time. / Flying, trample / Hydroid Krasis enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
code1300: What the pay a green tap discard a creature card search for a creature card
code1300: Creature
mr_presidentman: Sylvan ceratid would let him tap for mana
Alex_Frostfire: !card Dryad Greenseeker
LRRbot: Dryad Greenseeker [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/3] | {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
MegaDosX: !card fauna shaman
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
micalovits: Now you have a card to sideboard
LRRbot: Xenosquirrels [1B] | Creature — Alien Squirrel [0/0] | Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. / After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.
SacrificialToast: !card killer cosplay
Everspace: You could say it was unplayable but in a different way
Sorator13: Reading the card explains the card... if your brain is sufficiently giga
LRRbot: Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Alien Advisor Guest [3/3] | When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. / At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power and toughness become equal to the total power and toughness of all stickers on permanents you control.
sheer_falacy: 3 tickets is so many tickets
mattydubs75: wow, players are handsome.
code1300: Any sticker right even power toughness
NewtyNewts: Wow, not doing the p/t sticker right away.
LRRbot: Discourtesy Clerk [3B] | Creature — Vampire Employee [3/2] | When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Balloon Stand | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Choose one. / • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. / • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Sorator13: @code1300 Yes, though ability & p/t stickers cost tickets
eshplode: Terrible idea: could you use Killer Cosplay to turn something into an alchemy card? The chicken could become the arena version of Wilson and then you could specialize it
Sorator13: @eshplode oh I love/hate that
matthaus_c: is that Discourtesy Clerk, or is it Erebos God of the Dead thinking emoji
NewtyNewts: Don't think alchemy cards are legal in paper magic?
Auntie_de_lluviel: Do you not need a paper card, tho?
MegaDosX: Wilson!
MegaDosX: Lukamina!
HadesLeprechaun: I think when paper mtg cards refer to "cards" they do mean physical cards
sheer_falacy: for persistent effects you have to draw on their card
LRRbot: Stiltstrider [3GG] | Creature — Rhino Performer [5/4] | Reach / When Stiltstrider enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Sorator13: @matthaus_c I'm not sure if you meant it this way, but I'm enjoying picturing the Erebus version of thinking emoji
sheer_falacy: ow
MegaDosX: Good lord
Auntie_de_lluviel: wow
matthaus_c: @Sorator13 I'd pay for that on Arena tbh benginLul
MegaDosX: Just a casual 20 damage
LRRbot: Xenosquirrels [1B] | Creature — Alien Squirrel [0/0] | Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. / After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.
matthaus_c: Xenosquirrels could also be like, a 7/5 Grim Wanderer
Sorator13: Attractions happen at Saga step, yeah
Everspace: It's a wholeass saga going to an attraction on the astrotorium
Sorator13: @Everspace Sometimes you even come back after!
Pharmacistjudge: I think i know the best card taht cosplay could be
couchboyj: To Killer Cosplay an Alchemy specialize card, you have to remember the name and not confuse it with the paper version. Basically impossible.
LRRbot: Motion Sickness [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Motion Sickness enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach Motion Sickness to target tapped creature.
LRRbot: Saw in Half [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their base power is half that creature's power and their base toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
Sorator13: ohhhhhh boy
Pharmacistjudge: Yes
matthaus_c: @couchboyj that's assuming I've ever seen the paper versions played anywhere
MegaDosX: Spicy
Sorator13: and then you get to equip cosplay to something else, right?
MegaDosX: Do they have any copies of Knight of the Ebon Legion on the Moonbase?
Sorator13: heck, you could even cosplay one of the new Knights into something else
Sorator13: for maximum chaos
Alex_Frostfire: They inherit the mana cost, too, right? So they'd still have a mana cost B.
InfiniTokens: You called?
matthaus_c: lmao infinitokens
matthaus_c: but what if one of those Knights becomes a Death's Shadow
LRRbot: Prize Wall [1U] | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / {U}, {T}: You get {TK}. / {4}{U}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.
NewtyNewts: Cam, no time for it
micalovits: Quick, someone answer damnation for adams Twitter!
sheer_falacy: Blorityblorpboop is very good
MAPBoardgames: The prize-wall's bear has squirrels in it.
ReachW: Another dimension?
NewtyNewts: Remember to remove that hat Adam
ElektroTal: Adam, your Angus Mackenzie cosplay was awesome
Pharmacistjudge: I added mini post it notes to my judge bag because of stickers
matthaus_c: it was Nemata
kumatsu: Bring back Energy pls
Everspace: Adam Mackenzie
kumatsu: Master of the Wild Hunt
DigitalSeahorse: !decks
ElektroTal: Master of the Wild Hunt?
matthaus_c: !card nemata primeval
LRRbot: Nemata, Primeval Warden [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [3/4] | Reach / If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. When you do, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / {G}, Sacrifice a Saproling: Nemata, Primeval Warden gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice two Saprolings: Draw a card.
NewtyNewts: Siege rhino?
UnkeptFlea: was obv yarok
Sorator13: clearly Liliana of the Veil
micalovits: I hope you sideboard in the costume thing
MegaDosX: It was Willbender
Pharmacistjudge: I am just waiting for killer cosplay to make a pack rat
HadesLeprechaun: just attaching a tree to your face was a big clue
yuan42: is it shaman of forgotten ways?
Pharmacistjudge: oh no...what have i unleashed
Sorator13: LUL
kumatsu: having to go back to Tobys blog from 7 years ago, now that's a mood
baum98: Why not make a Marit Lage with your tokens Adam?
Dog_of_Myth: @Pharmacistjudge Rats....so many rats
chrisrd19: If you activate the Pack Rat, then instant speed move the equipment off and back on again using some combination of spells/abilities, and choose Dark Confidant before the ability resolves, do you get Dark Confidants?
LRRbot: Photo Op [B] | Sorcery | Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text. / You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.
MegaDosX: Immediately!
Sorator13: @baum98 I don't think that's a *card*, technically?
multeyemeteor: Make your one drop into Sacred Guide, activate, make your two drop into Thassa's Oracle, saw in half. Win
matthaus_c: Marit Lage is not a creature card, correct
kumatsu: While we're at it, can we find Eli's javascript tool for Precursor Golem math?
HadesLeprechaun: you're welcome! don't look at me!
SmashTCG: CALled it
Sorator13: !card Nemata, Prim
LRRbot: Nemata, Primeval Warden [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [3/4] | Reach / If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. When you do, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / {G}, Sacrifice a Saproling: Nemata, Primeval Warden gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice two Saprolings: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Yeah I realised the moment I saw the colours of his deck
matthaus_c: tokens can be Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar though
kumatsu: wow, didn't even get the Enter the Dungeon I replied KappaHD
Driosenth: Huh, I thought it was Angus
MurphEP: Dang, I wanted it to be Angus
Sorator13: @matthaus_c True!
MurphEP: A medium burly boy
squ3e: definitely couldve been agnus
LRRbot: Bioluminary [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Performer [1/3] | Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Omthebox: That's a horrifying thing to see at a Fair
Haroldholmes25: I love the no scope by cam on it being a recent draft bomb
HadesLeprechaun: limited bomb
LRRbot: Motion Sickness [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Motion Sickness enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach Motion Sickness to target tapped creature.
baum98: @Sorator13 that makes sense lol
matthaus_c: The Cooler Kalitas
MegaDosX: Yeah Nemata is still good even tapped
Phallant: Will there be a chicken this time, too?
NewtyNewts: !card nemata
LRRbot: Did you mean: Nemata, Primeval Warden; Nemata, Grove Guardian
multeyemeteor: Phyrexian Dreadnought is also a classic
MegaDosX: !card nemata, primeval warden
LRRbot: Nemata, Primeval Warden [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [3/4] | Reach / If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. When you do, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / {G}, Sacrifice a Saproling: Nemata, Primeval Warden gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice two Saprolings: Draw a card.
Sorator13: !card killer cosplay
LRRbot: Killer Cosplay [G] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever Killer Cosplay becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until Killer Cosplay becomes unattached from it. / Equip {3}
Sorator13: ah, so does still have to be a creature
LRRbot: Discourtesy Clerk [3B] | Creature — Vampire Employee [3/2] | When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Sorator13: no dark depths shenanigans
LRRbot: Swinging Ship | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.
matthaus_c: I wonder if tokens can be Ormendahl
JohnPraw: Scrambler
Angreed66: that attacked is important with the freeze aura
JohnPraw: Zipper, too
BrowneePoints: Inverter?
MAPBoardgames: Happy-go-pukey?
LRRbot: Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Alien Advisor Guest [3/3] | When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. / At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power and toughness become equal to the total power and toughness of all stickers on permanents you control.
Sorator13: oh dear
saucemaster5000: my sister snuck me into the santa cruz boardwalk at night way back in the early 00s with a bunch of friends and we pushed the swinging ship back and forth.... probably not a great idea
LRRbot: Step Right Up [3B] | Sorcery | Open two Attractions.
Sorator13: Oh, nice
LRRbot: Log Flume | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn.
LRRbot: Balloon Stand | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Choose one. / • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. / • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Sorator13: the vampire person's online now
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL you could cosplay a 1 mana artifact creature into Phyrexian Dreadnought without having to sacrifice right?
LRRbot: Ticketomaton [3] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/2] | When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Dmc3628: sure could
definenull: death by blorpityblorpbloop!
Pharmacistjudge: @LoadingReadyRun yes
Dmc3628: if it's a 1 generic
JonnyGlitched: You just have to draw better cards
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun Doesn't have to be an artifact creature, but yes
Desruprot: beeg
BrowneePoints: @Sorator13 it has to be a one Generic mana cost creature
Sorator13: does have to have 1 generic, so may be functionally limited to artifact creature though, yeah
LRRbot: Seasoned Buttoneer [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Employee [2/2] | When Seasoned Buttoneer enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
LRRbot: Bounce Chamber | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand.
NewtyNewts: That was a short BO3
MegaDosX: You got to play the Photo Op though, so there's that at least
Sorator13: Ambassidor is good. Oof.
definenull: lrrAWW
Dmc3628: needed that dismevowelment
Angreed66: The only colorless non artifact creatures I can think of are x or 3 costed
LRRbot: Motion Sickness [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Motion Sickness enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach Motion Sickness to target tapped creature.
Sorator13: can't spell; am tired
JonnyGlitched: Diplomacy kills again
multeyemeteor: Blorpboop into Saw in Half seems ridiculous
TheRatKings: Very sadge.
definenull: in this case, not just the pen, but stickers
MegaDosX: Oh no, that's brutal
Pharmacistjudge: the inverse of Coup where the ambassador wins
Sorator13: I did really, really like Cosplay into Saw in Half, though
MegaDosX: That was a neat interaction
saucemaster5000: @Pharmacistjudge HA!
Auntie_de_lluviel: Well played; thank you
DoodlestheGreat: So Ben v James. Who's table friend?
matthaus_c: you, you are table friend
DoodlestheGreat: Yay!
Everspace: we will all be tablefriend
Everspace: Join us
saucemaster5000: get to victoria now or you're fired
matthaus_c: ^
MAPBoardgames: I've been digging Elder Dragon Social Club. Keep it up!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrBEN vs lrrJAMES with lrrNELSON
LoadingReadyRun: @MAPBoardgames Thanks!
Everspace: You shouldn't have to dig to get to the social club, it's just around the hills, through the woods, and left before grandma's house, and almost entirely above ground.
DigitalSeahorse: katesOld
laundreydhull: LRR's Friday Night Paper Fight: The UN-FINITY SAGA
ElektroTal: when's the next EDSC going up? just curious for no particular reason at all, @LoadingReadyRun
DigitalSeahorse: Grandma's house is first one past the mill
MAPBoardgames: I go in through the bookstore, past the crypts, through the surprisingly successful Appleby's, then knock 3 times on the door at the end of the hall on the right. Then go in the door on the left.
Haroldholmes25: @ElektroTal perfectly normal and not suspicious at all comment wheelerPog
Everspace: @DigitalSeahorse I never played eldrain
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LoadingReadyRun: SingsNote Knock 3 times and whisper low / That you and me were sent by Joe / They'll let you in and then you'll know / You're in The Elder Dragon Social Club SingsNote
Haroldholmes25: joe mama
MAPBoardgames: pajama game paul
LoadingReadyRun: @MAPBoardgames :p
saucemaster5000: Hernando expanded
MAPBoardgames: Hernando's Hideaway sounds like a magic card.
MegaDosX: Finally, some decent Martian representation on the internet
MAPBoardgames: Ben;s ready for the big top!
LRRbot: The Big Top | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top.
theamc2000: It is good to greet you garments
definenull: kkona brother
MadWolf1290: awww, Ben likes us
MAPBoardgames: and Black!
matthaus_c: in my day we called that Raka
LRRbot: Strength-Testing Hammer [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card. / Equip {3}
HadesLeprechaun: you tap for the United States, you are also in America
stevestein: Reppin' my Generic Montreal-based Hockey Team
LRRbot: Non-Human Cannonball [2R] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot [4/3] | When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.
RangerAlpha7: You have to announce where in the name it appears
Everspace: Astrotorium Brand Montblanc Cananians
BrowneePoints: Oh wow, just realized James is playing full art lands without sleeves. welp, gonna take my anti-anxiety meds now
LRRbot: Angelic Harold [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Angel Performer [2/2] | Flying / When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. / Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.
BrowneePoints: nah that's just the name of the Food Truck Ben
Everspace: He's just wrapped up in a blanket it's cold outside
7gorobei: angelic hare old burrito
theamc2000: True un cards
saucemaster5000: Nah this way you know what kind of meat you get
BrowneePoints: no it's light
micalovits: It is not
superdude097: No
Alex_Frostfire: It might be hot, though.
Pharmacistjudge: not fire
MAPBoardgames: Radiant damage
TehAmelie: what IS fire?
stevestein: Isn't light just fire though?
BrowneePoints: Fire is visible Heat. Laser is visible light.
micalovits: It might set fire TO things, but it isn't fire it self
midnightcurryjazz: light amplifed
superdude097: A laser is light, fire is a chemical reaction
Driosenth: if it is hot enough to plasmatize the air, maybe?
sheer_falacy: a firologist
MegaDosX: Laser is light and generates heat, but is not fire in itself
DreamyPants: As a fireologist I agree with james
BrowneePoints: No. Fire GIVES light
MegaDosX: Fire generates light
BrowneePoints: Fire is NOT light
NewtyNewts: Phlogistonologist.
Julian_Rogue: Fire is technically plasma
MegaDosX: No, a gun is a golem
Everspace: only in that one romeo and julet adaptation
han_cholo55: isnt fire also technically only visible because the particles are releasing energy in the form of visible light?
MurphEP: A gun is just a sword you don't know yet
Tiber727: Is a gun a sandwich?
Alex_Frostfire: I know what card Ben's asking for.
Pharmacistjudge: yeah but your remote uses a laser but won't burn your carch
theamc2000: Is sword a catchall for weapon
LRRbot: Ignacio of Myra's Marvels [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Performer [4/3] | As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. / Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. / Partner
greyducky: Laser is light, fire is a chemical reaction
MegaDosX: That seems fun to build a commander deck around
GredGredmansson: evening all
TehAmelie: fire does not cast a shadow, clearly it's not real
GredGredmansson: what shenanigans have shenaniganed tonight
foopoiuyt: Is the angelic herald a sandwich?
MAPBoardgames: CurseLit
LRRbot: Decisions, Decisions [3U] | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
saucemaster5000: fire is a ghost that can't go through doors
matthaus_c: all things you can find at store dot com slash loadingreadyrun
ensiferous3: LUL
Haroldholmes25: LUL
MegaDosX: OH WOW
bolas_dnd: JAMES
Stormgod519: James!
matthaus_c: WE DID IT
GredGredmansson: its the James Jackpot!
NewtyNewts: Draw three lands!
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
voslan: And he just walks away
Everspace: James about to P
theamc2000: Good tithe
MAPBoardgames: Ding! Ding! Ding! a winner!
Pharmacistjudge: draw 3 cards
v_nome: The Turner Special
Stormgod519: Welcome to the highlight reel
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
MoaiGangsta: Tough decision
thanzo: JACKPOT!
GredGredmansson: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
Julian_Rogue: To P or not to P
ReachW: Basically Ancestral Recall.
definenull: 4 mana recall is pretty good
bolas_dnd: hehe he said pee
Stormgod519: lol
Pharmacistjudge: concentrate is fine
GredGredmansson: I came here at the right time
thanzo: LUL
Stormgod519: JAMES!!!
Everspace: old hair burrito boy coming in hot
northos: ahhhh, cheat step
NewtyNewts: Equip time?
LRRbot: Proficient Pyrodancer [2R] | Creature — Human Performer [2/3] | When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. / {2}{R}: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
Everspace: Lasers
jaysunnie: man ive been trying to find a new card game to play cause i cant really afford to play mtg, but none come even close :/
saucemaster5000: eh, that looks like laser rings to me
Pharmacistjudge: it is a human, and a pyrodancer
MAPBoardgames: d6+8
code1300: Art sticker
RangerAlpha7: Was an art sticker equipped?
Pharmacistjudge: it is human and pyrodancer there we go, that tracks better
MAPBoardgames: Trigger from the hammer
NewtyNewts: MOre fire!
ReachW: D:
LRRbot: Ignacio of Myra's Marvels [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Performer [4/3] | As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. / Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. / Partner
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MAPBoardgames: Firecat
bolas_dnd: just like childhood
theamc2000: Cat on fire
MegaDosX: No burna the kitty
ChicKungFu: die cat
Angreed66: booo ben
CAKHost: D:
Mischievous_Catgeist: oh no
ChicKungFu: it WAS a kitten
DoodlestheGreat: Cat On A Hot Paper Roof.
saucemaster5000: ew. exposing
micalovits: Pulling it OUT of the fire
LRRbot: Main Event Horizon [3WW] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z. / Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.
Everspace: He's sucking in the fire to put out the flames on the teddy bear
LRRbot: _____ Goblin [2R] | Creature — Goblin Guest [2/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add {R} for each unique vowel on that sticker.
goombalax: mind. mind. mind
micalovits: Mind!
adambomb625: why mind?
NewtyNewts: UIE is still only 3?
DoodlestheGreat: Unhinged Werewolf.
matthaus_c: @adambomb625 because hava
adambomb625: what?
JosephDeath: Unique vowel
LRRbot: Celebr-8000 [5] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. / • 2 — menace / • 3 — vigilance / • 4 — lifelink / • 5 — flying / • 6 — indestructible
matthaus_c: hava nice day lmao gotem
Haroldholmes25: unique vowel
ReachW: "Unhinged Goblin." Just to differentiate them.
NewtyNewts: On the sticker
MegaDosX: Oh, so Questing Beast
LRRbot: Angelic Harold [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Angel Performer [2/2] | Flying / When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. / Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.
Haroldholmes25: rip homie
matthaus_c: that must be how they iterated on designing questing beast
LRRbot: Octo Opus [3UU] | Enchantment | When Octo Opus enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 blue Octopus Performer token named Contortionist with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half." / Sacrifice Octo Opus: Draw a card and an additional card for each of Contortionist's folds.
TehAmelie: is that card an Opus Magnum level?
MegaDosX: So upper limit of seven
matthaus_c: I'm so mad it's the golden ratio lmao
ReachW: oh my gosh I hadn't seen that token before and it's amazing
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Maths is like that
TehAmelie: what if i told you. . .all the cards are made with the golden ratio?
InfiniTokens: Probably 5-6 max
LRRbot: Trigger Happy [1R] | Instant | Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.
saucemaster5000: shit I have that damn fibonacci spiral tattooed on me and I still didn't catch that
matthaus_c: benginLul
JosephDeath: Does it get double strike?
MegaDosX: @InfiniTokens Mythbusters tested folding paper once and found that the upper limit was seven even with an unreasonably big sheet of paper
sheer_falacy: snake eyes would have been fun
JosephDeath: Not sure how the wording is...
thanzo: Does it also get double strike?
sheer_falacy: have to get doubles in one roll
LRRbot: One-Clown Band [1R] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Bard [1/3] | {2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
thanzo: Oh ok
LRRbot: Ticketomaton [3] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/2] | When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
LRRbot: Gobsmacked [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant nonland permanent / As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game. / As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, Gobsmacked enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and it's activated abilities can't be activated.
Pharmacistjudge: Tick-e-Tomato-n
theamc2000: Is it a robot
NewtyNewts: Tarp has been officially disallowed
Dog_of_Myth: Tarp budget has been used this year already
InfiniTokens: @MegaDosX But the cards are much thicker than paper, and we tried it with a Magic card vs an InfiniToken. I think the Magic card went to... 5?
sheer_falacy: "Hey Nelson, can you go get something from the back of the prop room?"
Pharmacistjudge: I think that's bribery
Dmc3628: just engage in bribery
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LRRbot: Slight Malfunction [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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matthaus_c: Adam's deck is hot
YeetTheRich_: choose one random chat member for gobsmacked
matthaus_c: Photo Op *and* Killer Cosplay
LordZarano: @MegaDosX That was the myth. Mythbusters folded the giant sheet 11 times
Pharmacistjudge: or cease to exist for a token
QuixoticScrivener: Morphed they sit on top
Everspace: They have it on both sides
Driosenth: Blinked?
NewtyNewts: Stickers = counters
micalovits: They infact keep the sticker effect if they are turned down
QuixoticScrivener: exiled faced down, the sticker comes off
Pharmacistjudge: they are skullbriar counters
matthaus_c: they act like counters, until they don't
MegaDosX: @LordZarano Oh did they? I must have misremembered the episode then
ReachW: They act like Skullbriar counters.
sheer_falacy: in the gy and in exile
Everspace: Oh yea that grave guy
Pharmacistjudge: !card skullbriair
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Driosenth: What if they are phased-out?
Pharmacistjudge: !card skullbriar
LRRbot: Skullbriar, the Walking Grave [BG] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Elemental [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Skullbriar, the Walking Grave deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Counters remain on Skullbriar as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library.
Pharmacistjudge: exile is public
QuixoticScrivener: Exiled face down
NewtyNewts: Exile is public
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sheer_falacy: it's still a public zone
NewtyNewts: Face-down exile would be private, so they'd get removed
NewtyNewts: How many cards exile face-down from a public zone though?
matthaus_c: it's weird because normally we think of cards returned from public zones as new objects
sheer_falacy: how often does a card become hidden in exile after previously being non-hidden, though
Pharmacistjudge: !card jeskai infiltrator
LRRbot: Jeskai Infiltrator [2U] | Creature — Human Monk [2/3] | Jeskai Infiltrator can't be blocked as long as you control no other creatures. / When Jeskai Infiltrator deals combat damage to a player, exile it and the top card of your library in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards.
Everspace: Lilac mana
MegaDosX: But is it black and blue, or white and gold?
ourladyoflilacs: Lilacs best color
thanzo: Space beleren the mobile game
saucemaster5000: someone doesn't know their purples
matthaus_c: grurple
Pharmacistjudge: if it had a sticker, it keeps a sticker through all that nonsense.
LRRbot: The Big Top | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top.
micalovits: Importantly, the entire exile zone is always public, so even if a card with a sticker is exiled face down, it is stil la public zone and keeps the stickers(no clue if it would ever be relevant)
matthaus_c: Big Top is a weird Swamp
LRRbot: One-Clown Band [1R] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Bard [1/3] | {2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: So the tech with the Big Top is to wear a Pride shirt, right?
Pharmacistjudge: not baby shark?
NewtyNewts: Good reference
TehAmelie: who would have thought it, Sonic's 30th anniversary stretches into MtG's 30th anniversary
LRRbot: Jetpack Janitor [2W] | Creature — Human Employee [3/2] | Alpha strike
MoaiGangsta: Happy Birthday, Carol!
Haroldholmes25: LUL
MAPBoardgames: 1 is before A
voslan: You are not alone Ben
JohnPraw: Magic is educational!
Mischievous_Catgeist: google it
voslan: Oh yeah, going through via Military lettering
Julian_Rogue: The alphabet order is arbatrary to begin with
airylan: M is halfway through.
Gascitygaming: "M" is actually 'middle'
Alex_Frostfire: I mean, I can start from a letter, but yeah, I have to sing.
NewtyNewts: Mnemonics! Just remember: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!
LRRbot: Proficient Pyrodancer [2R] | Creature — Human Performer [2/3] | When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. / {2}{R}: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
asthanius: +2 Mace
TheNerdWonder: J is 10
TheRatKings: I have alphabetized so many magic cards I just know
saucemaster5000: I hold up my thumb and index finger of both hands to figure out which one is "L," and the rest follows
airylan: or just add an A sticker to the card
matthaus_c: what if my card comes before Jetpack Janitor on the Dewey Decimal System
Everspace: 99 bottles
Julian_Rogue: but only one clown
Lupus2253: Or you could picture an older mobile phone, which had the letters of the alphabet under the numbers.
LRRbot: Decisions, Decisions [3U] | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
ReachW: LUL
Haroldholmes25: LUL
GredGredmansson: numbers come before letters in scryfall
Everspace: Oh no
micalovits: God damnit James
circusofkirkus: :O
NewtyNewts: uh oh
voslan: James is CURSED!
MegaDosX: My god
Julian_Rogue: THE SUSPENSE
Juliamon: Get that clip button ready
MegaDosX: RNGesus hates James today
Ryenji: D:
sheer_falacy: 6 for 6!!!
Haroldholmes25: hahahahah
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
ReachW: KEKW
saucemaster5000: Incredible
RangerAlpha7: shuffle better james Kappa
NewtyNewts: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
circusofkirkus: Plain James
saucemaster5000: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
laikagoat: ben must concede
VazSun: LUL
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BigDaddyBland87: amazing
Spritz_T: THE CURSE IS REAL!
YeetTheRich_: BURN THE WITCH
sharkeyandthewizard: holy dooley
SimplyLeggy: cursed
ogier300: I'm dying here
northos: welcome BACK to the highlight reel :D
MegaDosX: At the very least they aren't the /same/ Plains cards from last time
Julian_Rogue: !Decision paralysis
Pharmacistjudge: james...how many lands in your deck. i will hypergeometric
Joecool190: shuffle your deck more
Skizard88: jlrrWalldiamond
Mischievous_Catgeist: the curse lives on
micalovits: How many plains do you run?
thanzo: JACKPOT!!!
Everspace: It's plain unlikely
circusofkirkus: seabatCHOICE
NovaCat13: The plains are calling you James
MAPBoardgames: James has a brand. Falling down holes and pulling lands.
Angreed66: How many plains are you running
NotCainNorAbel: you might be cursed
Ritaspirithntr: CONFIRMED: Cursed!
62MGcobra: maybe stop playing lands?
Julian_Rogue: !card Decision Paralysis
LRRbot: Decision Paralysis [3U] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
CataclysmicReverb: 50-50
voslan: @Joecool190 No ammount of shuffling will save james from his curse.
Alex_Frostfire: If I had a nickel for every time James pulled three Plains with Decisions, Decisions, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
ArcOfTheConclave: 50% it either happens or it doesn't
Gureiseion: I knew my 35 plains, two island, etc. deck could do it!
Pharmacistjudge: 10 plains?
shendaras: How many plains do you run, how many cards have you looked at before the 3?
MyrddintheWizard: jlrrPunch
Spritz_T: welcome to the highlight reel james
djalternative: oh. having a card do something equal to a scrabble word score would be great for an Un-card
code1300: The James curse surpasses all
thanzo: Great Plains
shendaras: And 10 cards already pulled, I think?
Julian_Rogue: so thats like what? 1/4 ^ 6th? as a percent?
Haroldholmes25: yeah something ridiculously low like that
LRRbot: _____ Bird Gets the Worm [3WW] | Creature — Bird Guest [2/4] | Flying / When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker.
NewtyNewts: He drew 3, had 4 lands in play, one monster, and one spell, so 31 cards left.
micalovits: Assuming 7 plains left out of 30 cards, it is 0.8% chance for doing it... Once
Julian_Rogue: yea but what about last game @NewtyNewts
NewtyNewts: That I don't have open right now.
CAKHost: birb birb gets the birb worm
saucemaster5000: So what we're saying is James is the luckiest person of all time
MAPBoardgames: @micalovits Those are the odds for you or me. I argue that James has a much better chance.
Julian_Rogue: @saucemaster5000 the UN luckiest
shendaras: You can. You multiply the probabilities.
canadianbac0nz: if it's twice you just square it
midnightcurryjazz: Yes, its just complex
djalternative: you can absolutely calculate
VazSun: you can just multiply the odds
Gascitygaming: the odds of doing it once, times itself
Haroldholmes25: you assume it's independent
Angreed66: you can absolutely calculate it
BigDaddyBland87: James should really play the lottery. Considering he can hit low odds very easily...he's a shoo-i
Pharmacistjudge: working on it
BigDaddyBland87: *shoo-in
MegaDosX: The odds are 100% for that happening twice to James Turner, because it's James and he's a cursed boy
kais58: I got 1.5% chance of it happening in this game?
shendaras: But you have to take into account the multiple ways you can do this as well since you had 10 plains.
Gascitygaming: clip that
BigDaddyBland87: Buying all the ice-cream
Julian_Rogue: suddenly LRR has a tarp budget
MurphEP: White is dead
62MGcobra: and 63 1 million prizes
WiJohn: Obviously the chance of James doing it is 100%, experimentally verified
HadesLeprechaun: I will sell you my last Plains for a million dollars
Angreed66: the odds are 100% since it already happened
AdamYMHMI: So James is going to become an industrialist then?
Pharmacistjudge: my calulations of hit happening twice is 1 in 1652
saucemaster5000: That is slightly better than my "spend it all on diablo immortal" plan
Mischievous_Catgeist: now im going to invest in some plains to get money from future james.
ReachW: The lottery numbers get revealed to all be basic lands somehow.
theamc2000: We need to know what was the plains count in your hand to do the math
corefluxx: Sorry to say that 70mil is going to be mine... I hope
kroy_btw: was it gain 4? aeio
Pharmacistjudge: hold on...that's not right
Julian_Rogue: @Angreed66 shoo no quantum physics here
sheer_falacy: that is surprisingly high odds
MechaNoelle: I got 1.3% for it happening this game, and from what I remember of the numbers the odds should have been worse for game 1
MAPBoardgames: And tonight's winning numbers are... 7, 4, plains, plains, and plains
Everspace: "Why is the winning number Plains tonight?"
LRRbot: Clowning Around [1W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tojen.
NDCazzy: sergeOffByOne is Serge's thing... James would have all the numbers but drop the ticket down a hole.
NewtyNewts: The band is getting together
Pharmacistjudge: Fixed it. Odds are 1 in 165,245
micalovits: Assuming the 30 cards remaining, 7 being plains both times the chance is 0,00074 % chance
sheer_falacy: wow
Julian_Rogue: @Pharmacistjudge what's that as a %?
RangerAlpha7: Yeah, lotto numbers are gonna be P, L, A, I, N, and the bonus is S
MAPBoardgames: @Pharmacistjudge About the same as successfully navigating an asteroid field?
LRRbot: Croakid Amphibonaut [4U] | Creature — Frog Guest [4/3] | Croakid Amphibonaut has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.
VazSun: about 0.0006%
MechaNoelle: @pharmacistjudge @micalovits are you both keeping in mind the fact james had plains out and for game 1 a plains in hand?
Dmc3628: that's like beyond one millionth of a percent
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun .000605 as a percentage
micalovits: Was why I assumed 30 cards & 7 plains, so not 100% accurate, but a good estimate
djalternative: can we see more Amphibonauts and Amphineers in chat?
LRRbot: Assembled Ensemble [4W] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Bard [*/6] | Vigilance / Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. / Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Pharmacistjudge: oh i forgot the extra plains in hand
MechaNoelle: @micalovits k! I realized after I did my own math that I forgot that
djalternative: I'm sorry. Amphibonauts and Amphineers in regular magic
Haroldholmes25: when I was a young boy
NewtyNewts: The parade is TRULY nuts.
asthanius: TO SEE THE CLOWN PARADE
Angreed66: Did you also account for each plains after the first there are less plains in the deck
LRRbot: Angelic Harold [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Angel Performer [2/2] | Flying / When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. / Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.
micalovits: Didn't bother going back and counting exact cards since I also don't know exactly how many plains James are running
MAPBoardgames: Battle of the bands going on here?
Angreed66: James said 10
Julian_Rogue: Battle with the bands. Ben is a noise marine player
sheer_falacy: a golem is basically a robot but magic
LRRbot: Gobsmacked [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant nonland permanent / As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game. / As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, Gobsmacked enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and it's activated abilities can't be activated.
theamc2000: Is a golem a robot
NewtyNewts: No activated abilities on it
djalternative: gobsmack dat. all on the floor
NewtyNewts: Triggered abilities fine though
LRRbot: Leading Performance [1W] | Sorcery | Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters.
theamc2000: Ben swore
Haroldholmes25: james already beat em to the punch on that one
Everspace: Could you say the Ensembled Ensamble is a Hekatonclownries
shendaras: He said 10 plains. He pulled 3, right, with the card. He had 4 cards in hand at the time since he added 3 and got to 7. I don't recall how many plains he had played or had in hand before. 10 total cards had already been pulled so the 3 were out of the remaining 30.
LRRbot: Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm | Omniclown Colossus [8RR] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot [7/7] | Affinity for Clowns / Trample // Pie-roclasm [3RR] | Sorcery — Adventure | Pie-roclasm deals π damage to each non-Clown creature.
djalternative: both Ben and James have been swearing several times but it's also the last match so, fuck it.
Everspace: Pie-roclownism
MegaDosX: Pi is exactly three!
ArcOfTheConclave: a smidgin over 3
Haroldholmes25: does ben count himself as a clown
Everspace: is ben in control of himself tho
circusofkirkus: @MegaDosX as an engineer, I agree
kynelwynn: Ben is not on the battlefield
sheer_falacy: if you do pi damage 8 times it in one turn it will matter that it's more than 3
BigDaddyBland87: @MegaDosX well three and an indeterminate amount of change
airylan: so a smidgen is pi - 3
HadesLeprechaun: @Haroldholmes25 he would need the clown egg, by law
NewtyNewts: He's not wearing a red nose.
MegaDosX: Chat I'm aware pi is not actually exactly three, I was making a Simpsons reference
airylan: I'd like to see one of these sets do "e" damage somewhere. Would interact well with vowel caring cards.
Pharmacistjudge: hmmm was using the calculator wrong, sorry chat. Now considering the land in hand. The odds are actually 1/8406, or 0.0118%
MAPBoardgames: @airylan Math checks out.
WiJohn: James knows his way around effects starting with "P"
LRRbot: Wizards of the _____ [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard Performer [3/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Everspace: Wizards of the Plains
saucemaster5000: @MegaDosX I got it for what it's worth lrrSHINE
theamc2000: Cool wizards
circusofkirkus: it has nice beaches
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I thought you didn't know what Pi is, for what it's worth lrrBEEJ
djalternative: yeah. Ixilan sounds great?
voslan: Ummm Kamigawa sounds freaking dope
BrowneePoints: Ixalan is literally South America
theamc2000: Ixalan is great
laundreydhull: is that not fine?
InfiniTokens: Lush and green and you can ride dinosaurs!
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c How dare you >:|
MadWolf1290: soooo, oil engineers?
Alex_Frostfire: Ixalan? I mean... it's better than Ikoria.
kynelwynn: It's a tropical paradise ... if you don't get dino'd
micalovits: People wanna see dinosaurs - and get eaten by dinos
TheRatKings: Ugins realm
sheer_falacy: Visit scenic Innistrad, where you might survive!
NewtyNewts: That fourth one looks really tempting, James...
BrowneePoints: Do you NOT want to vacay in South America?
Gureiseion: One trip to Ixalan and you can't stay away.
v_nome: Homelands was it's own plane right?
YeetTheRich_: i just think they're neat *points at dinos*
MegaDosX: I want to holiday in Eldraine
MrPipboy3000: Ravnica for me
kumatsu: Nelson would go to Lorwyn, but what about Shadowmoor?
Angreed66: Dinos are weak to gun
saucemaster5000: but the john williams theme is so peaceful!
laundreydhull: innistrad is a gothic deathtrap...
EvilBadman: Dinos AND vamps
MegaDosX: Ixalan is full of pirates, dinosaurs, and vampires. Pick one to kill you horribly.
LRRbot: Command Performance [1U] | Sorcery | Choose two — / • Open an Attraction. / • Roll to visit your Attractions. / • You get {TK}{TK}. / • You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
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theamc2000: Have you seen the Sun Empire?
thanzo: Ixalan just seems sunny which is nice
Haroldholmes25: technically it means it finds a way to bang, but sure
YeetTheRich_: look i'm gonna die at some point ...
djalternative: I've vacationed in more dangerous places than Dinos and Vamps
NotCainNorAbel: we will invest in IT
kynelwynn: The only suitable, safe answer is Bant.
BigDaddyBland87: I think they just want the dinosaurs to step on them
Juliamon: I just want to spend some time in a Selesnya bathhouse
quietcat: look if I want to get eaten by a dino on vacation that's between me and that dino lol
Mischievous_Catgeist: ben we are mostly millennials we dont care that we will get eaten
airylan: Ravnica's probably the best place?
laundreydhull: You will not live a hour in Ravnica
Ritaspirithntr: Preach Ben! PREACH!
LRRbot: Information Booth | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Draw a card.
kynelwynn: Ravnica has Gruul, Orzhov, Azorius and Rakdos. No thanks
thanzo: Look the sun empire has got a decent number of those Dino’s domesticated somehow
theamc2000: @airylan it also has dinos so maybe
RangerAlpha7: Wasn't that a 2?
yuan42: can i go to alara, i hope its a better vacation spot than alderan Kappa
MAPBoardgames: card different from card reader
laundreydhull: Zendikar is terramorphically unstable...
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints not gonna lie, living on the coast I really wish most of y'all didn't want to come benginLul
Juliamon: but also like, Kaladesh seems sweet as hell
TehAmelie: more like WINformation booth am i right
HadesLeprechaun: Eldraine is basically where Shrek lives and that didn't look too awful
Haroldholmes25: @RangerAlpha7 nope there's different number versions
Haroldholmes25: James has one that hits on three and 6
hb8u: umm Kaladesh?
kumatsu: Dinotopia Universes Beyond when
Alex_Frostfire: Honestly, your best bet might be Kaladesh.
theamc2000: The Sun Empire is Dinotopia
shendaras: Mirrodin !
djalternative: Honestly though? I'd totally screw around for a week or two at Strixhaven
WiJohn: Ooh Kaladesh probably has great food
matthaus_c: Kaladesh probably has so many good drugs
laundreydhull: @hadesleprechaun that still a brother grimm tourist trap.
saucemaster5000: Still holding out for Jurassic Pork spinoff
AdamYMHMI: "visit beautiful Phyrexia."
NewtyNewts: Robot or clown.
TheRatKings: But I wanna pet colossal dreadmaw
MegaDosX: Strixhaven would be fun
MAPBoardgames: put it down, and we'll judge
micalovits: Definetly worse places than ixalan - Inistrad is a thing...
matthaus_c: @AdamYMHMI "you will come back changed"
MegaDosX: Kamigawa in the time of the Neon Dynasty could be interesting
thanzo: I like rose water’s answer of not a plane that any planes walker would visit
quietcat: goatbot
theamc2000: You want to vacation to college @megadosx ?
InfiniTokens: A Roat? Or a Gobot.
Angreed66: Jurassic park is not indicative about how dangerous dinos would be.
blip2004: I'd go to Innistrad
LRRbot: Well Done [2RR] | Sorcery | Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
AdamYMHMI: @matthaus_c "Your life will finally feel compleate."
Rogtilop: A person outside the game judges if you can’t agree
MegaDosX: @theamc2000 I bet they have some banger parties at a magic school
NewtyNewts: Isn't that Devil K Nevil?
theamc2000: That was the goat
Everspace: I think that's a regular dude.
kynelwynn: It's Devil K Nevil
TheRatKings: not a robot
MAPBoardgames: nay I say
djalternative: yeah. Magic College sounds great for a short Vacation
theamc2000: That was the ticket bleeped
RangerAlpha7: nay
micalovits: Not a robot
jeekaroo: not a robot
DMCanes: I say no
theamc2000: It was just the goat employee
laundreydhull: @angreed66 the humans there have managed to coexist with these land-drake reptilians...
Everspace: he's got a spacesuit
WiJohn: That vehicle is clearly crewed, in qhich case it is an artifact creature
Angreed66: Devil K knevil is not robot
Driosenth: like a Charles Excitement Cheese robot?
Mattmitchell45: Entertainment Cheese
TehAmelie: a statue is a robot with bad joints
shendaras: Devour artifact, hmm.
kynelwynn: It's not from anyplace, it's just MH2
Everspace: a statue is a robot with arthritis
laundreydhull: Jurassic Park is just if Simic funded the biological experiments through Ixalan.
HadesLeprechaun: well MH2 cards are still referencing existing planes, it's just not explicitly clear for every card, but Caprichome looks Mirrodin-y
kynelwynn: Atractions are like saga for timing
NewtyNewts: Ben's on the board stall path
saucemaster5000: The true enemy of jurassic park is man. Prove me wrong.
LRRbot: Complaints Clerk [3W] | Creature — Beast Employee [3/3] | When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. / Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
laundreydhull: If you ask anyone the parallels between Jurassic Park and MTG: Ravnica anyway, Simic is the central villain here.
LRRbot: Costume Shop | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
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sheer_falacy: is that a sloth person
djalternative: Look. Ixalan has several cities and societies. There's got to be some places that'd be good for tourists
WiJohn: Love that the complaints clerk is a sloth
MAPBoardgames: The complaints clerk is a sloth-person.
sheer_falacy: very zootopia
gamercat88: lrrSHINE
laundreydhull: @mapboardgames just like- dang it... @sheer_falacy
LRRbot: Ticking Mime Bomb [3R] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Mime [2/2] | When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. Ticking Mime Bomb deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.
definenull: 10/10 sloth
LRRbot: Trigger Happy [1R] | Instant | Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.
matthaus_c: oh my god is the sloth okay
Stormgod519: lol
kynelwynn: Ixalan has merpeople, mezoamerican influenced lands, sea-fairing pirates and vampire conquistadors. Which of those societies seems suitable for a tourist?
Everspace: Demimed
MAPBoardgames: Ben! Do the thing!
a_Weakling: James mimes dont go kakaw
Stormgod519: Welcome to Alpha Flight
mrverbal: also get a clown token?
laundreydhull: gasp* Did Rosewater dub Nelson an UN-Judge at last!
matthaus_c: who knew mimes just make fun of you and then STAB you
LRRbot: Octo Opus [3UU] | Enchantment | When Octo Opus enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 blue Octopus Performer token named Contortionist with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half." / Sacrifice Octo Opus: Draw a card and an additional card for each of Contortionist's folds.
sheer_falacy: clown tribal is apparently powerful magic
djalternative: @kynelwynn the first two. And at the very least, the third would be happy to see your coin
Angreed66: @kynelwynn tbf the pirates are fleeing the vampires
LRRbot: Greatest Show in the Multiverse [7] | Artifact Enchantment — Saga | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game. / I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.
laundreydhull: like a silly knighting of clowns!? I Must Know lrrNELSON .
saucemaster5000: Master Hand is a benevolent judge
thanzo: Eh!
kynelwynn: I thought Ixalan's merfolk were pretty anti-people coming to visit
matthaus_c: !card srams expert
LRRbot: Sram's Expertise [2WW] | Sorcery | Create three 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens. / You may cast a spell with mana value 3 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
sheer_falacy: !card thran's expertise
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
northos: lrrPAUL
matthaus_c: !card verdant conf
LRRbot: Verdant Confluence [4GG] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
definenull: live card cam?
laundreydhull: wut? It's A legal card?
northos: ooh, hitting multiple confluences is a good call
matthaus_c: !card mystic conf
Symphoneers: Sticker-cam view?
MegaDosX: Oh my god
matthaus_c: !card saheeli's artistry
northos: @laundreydhull it's unfinity, anything goes :p
matthaus_c: alright lrrbot isn't having it lmao
MegaDosX: WHAT
matthaus_c: jesus christ benjamin
Juliamon: !card saheeli's artistry
LRRbot: Saheeli's Artistry [4UU] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Create a token that's a copy of target artifact. / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
MegaDosX: Fucking hell Ben
Dog_of_Myth: Ben is going hard.
sheer_falacy: that's some swole art
Juliamon: what was the last one again
jazzbanana: Thats wild
laundreydhull: @northos outside of UN-finity's continuum
RangerAlpha7: rip james
jazzbanana: LMAO
Haroldholmes25: LUl
definenull: AGAIN!
NewtyNewts: GGez
han_cholo55: O O F
MegaDosX: IMMEDIATELY
jazzbanana: GOTTEM
Wicker_Guide: o7
hb8u: lmao
flatluigi: lmao
HadesLeprechaun: imagine James flips and it's inexplicably a Plains
theamc2000: Why not use the camera thingy
shendaras: The payoff, though
laundreydhull: he can trigger one now!?
a_Weakling: that segue
Symphoneers: The segue dayBroken
thanzo: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: @HadesLeprechaun Nah, James flips it and it's inexplicably the eight of hearts
RangerAlpha7: You could have gotten all those cards from card kingdom in 2 minutes instead of the 30 it took ben! :D
theamc2000: Bro!
matthaus_c: preorder Jimmy and Josh
Dog_of_Myth: Get those Bro early
Everspace: cracking open a cold bro with the boys
MegaDosX: Game Night, not Game Knights
flatluigi: gay knights
MegaDosX: And I think it's five decks, one for each colour
djalternative: this is the 3rd Game Night product
matthaus_c: we need to go back to saying kuh-night
kynelwynn: It's a mediocre product for established players, but fine for casual table top nights
jazzbanana: I think its color pairs for the decks
laundreydhull: Super WAR BROS: The Non-Movie
kynelwynn: Mono color decks, with 5 unique cards made just for the product.
HadesLeprechaun: and we're in here, and he's out there
Angreed66: Write a sentence with mtg set codes
saucemaster5000: one day they'll say "We couldn't do any of the things we do here... sorry." And the screen fades to black
WiJohn: The Prof did a review of it already, seems fine if you want it
62MGcobra: lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: good riddance youtubers
Auntie_de_lluviel: well played & thanks for the stream, all!
flatluigi: feet
flatluigi: feeth?
jazzbanana: Great stuff
Juliamon: James you can't just give those away
Diabore: oh poor ben, hes a leafs fan
matthaus_c: James just leaving money on the table
definenull: freet
DoodlestheGreat: Yay, LRL!
djalternative: What if I ship you 20 pounds of American $100 bills? Will you send them back through "legitimate" business transactions?
v_nome: inushi3ShowUs
saucemaster5000: stripping and feet
Gureiseion: Only Ands preview
matthaus_c: @Diabore no one's a leafs fan let's be real :p
Graham_LRR: It’s legally-distinct Habs
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Diabore: @Diabore true, leafs fans just like the game, because they know theyll nev\er win anything
Strebenherz: @matthaus_c Hey now @leafs
Strebenherz: I can't say I'm a leafs fan myself but someone has to stand up for 'em
drgalifrey: Ben is a Canucks fan... he has to be
Graham_LRR: Hot Take: that poem (short story?) is only kinda okay
djalternative: I'm simply a lifelong fan of the best of The Big Six, Ben.
HadesLeprechaun: the bosses get tough, yeah
MAPBoardgames: The first wall of the game
ReachW: ooh, I missed the first episode so I'll have to catch the vod for that!
matthaus_c: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Diabore: @ReachW i think hes 2 in now
YeetTheRich_: just don't get hit 4Head
flatluigi: nine!
DoodlestheGreat: YAY! Jackbox 9!
micalovits: Wooo!
ReachW: @Diabore Even more content! Yay! :D
Diabore: the niner
matthaus_c: up to the nines
jazzbanana: Jackbox is cool
HadesLeprechaun: Jackbox 9 is a winner
laundreydhull: Life Sols? am sold.
laundreydhull: *Lite
Strebenherz: Suffer as they did in the ancient times
flatluigi: coloinst
laundreydhull: More Murmur trivia(or not)
jazzbanana: Is there a way to go back and watch old mine o’clocks?
itira: kinda gross... lol
HadesLeprechaun: talking about QOL improvements
flatluigi: did they find the dick machine in scorn yet
kynelwynn: It's .. visceral and gooey
underhill33: v gross
laundreydhull: gah! nope!?
matthaus_c: Swiss Pervert Myst
laundreydhull: yes.. but....
kynelwynn: Are you a fan of H.R. Geiger? Then boy howdy
saucemaster5000: I got to say the word "Peenomorph"
MegaDosX: Myst meets Giger
laundreydhull: GG, no thanks.
laundreydhull: back to Amnesia
jazzbanana: Thats subscribers and the anon who gifted me one past week
matthaus_c: benginHeart
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Dog_of_Myth: Ben does love you @matthaus_c
kynelwynn: Izzet would love raichu
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: @Dog_of_Myth he really does, I have no idea why bobsCry
jazzbanana: Good stuff yall
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
KWardJenx: Great Stream.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Strebenherz: Thank you for stream!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL FYI: I propose that Caprichrome is from Myrodin. Exhibit A: Chrome Steed
matthaus_c: I could see Caprichrome grazing on the Razorverge Thicket