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Metric_Furlong: starting to think the mission structure could perhaps use a reword
Metric_Furlong: *rework
TehAmelie: i guess it hasn't been updated in accordance with the current meta
Earthenone: card game missions are hard, im doing the marvel thing and it has a quest to win a location with only one card and it just came out this week
Metric_Furlong: oof
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Metric_Furlong: that game did a lot of things right, but didn't save it in the end
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Slacker1977: oh, ko?
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v_nome: Do any of the words contain the letter E?
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Wolfstrike_NL: Bro please!
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Earthenone: ~whichtopian
JaymicUnyielding: I contributed words to ONE and i can't waaaaiiiiit
GhostValv: what... no.....
TheOtherTrevor: The endless spoiler/release season continues...
laundreydhull: more like, cataclysmic
Piecrust9: what are you doing in standard step BRO?
saucemaster5000: except the green lantern corps. splash of color can destroy them
Slacker1977: which version?
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BrowneePoints: @Slacker1977 Antiquities
spazywakjob: I'm sad because I heard about a walker dying that I like
Slacker1977: @BrowneePoints no, i meant a novel
accountmadeforants: The book gets an unironic lrrWOW
Slacker1977: i recall having read that
ArtemisHuntress: I read that sometime in my tweenage years. I absolutely do not remember a 3-day sex party
laundreydhull: The timeline is a weird beginning to track. I assume story starts sometime after the three Power Nine sets; A, B, & U?
BrowneePoints: Jeff Grubb novel, 1998 @Slacker1977
odium_chlorite: Put Kathleen and Adam on a car together for Road Quest 2, see what happens
EmoChicken42: What is happening for FNPF tomorrow?
GhostValv: smooth
Juliamon: EmoChicken42 Spoopy Commander
Earthenone: fnpf tomorow is spoopmander
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
odium_chlorite: absolutely incredible work Adam
EmoChicken42: Thank you @Juliamon
Earthenone: 3 zombie decks and wheeler doing something else
laundreydhull: BEEJ!?
accountmadeforants: We have Sleeve, I think
MegaDosX: We can buy Matt? Is that Wiggins of Griffith?
MegaDosX: or*
Juliamon: Definitely no mug right now
AzaleaCloud: Hey Adam, hey Kathleen. ^^ I came here for Magic, but if you wanna just keep bantering about TV shows and reviews thereof, that would also be watchworthy.
MegaDosX: P1P1 Oko, let's go
micalovits: You just open Oko and win
super731: mill was awful
XivXiyan: get that oko!
atanhel: wasn't eldrain a terrible set for the game?
super731: like awful good
laundreydhull: ur either grinding food or dimir
Graham_LRR: One of y’all do a tweet tho
YeetTheRich_: force seven dwarves lets go
AzaleaCloud: Oh yeah, we were just talking about that mono-red deck on Nelson's stream.
adambomb625: RIP Headphoner users
MegaDosX: Mill was awful in the quick drafts, in premier drafts it was a lot less painful
lochnessseammonster: i love this set so much PrideUwu
Khasi1596: merfolk secretkeeper?
lochnessseammonster: exactly!
999Lucas: dang. I have a few packs of eldraine left. adding 3 packs is a great way to spice up a chaos draft.
protegos: just open Oko LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
odium_chlorite: just get Oko
Robot_Bones: secret keeper was only a problem because of Bots
spazywakjob: but Kathleen, embercleave
MegaDosX: Oh my god
accountmadeforants: @atanhel It was extremely powerful and warped Standard (and other formats to a lesser extent). Not super healthy, no.
AzaleaCloud: WELP
micalovits: Eldraine, the standard set that was better than MH1
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laff_o_tron: Didn't draft suffer from mono blue mill Adam?!?
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adambomb625: Speaking of forcing red...
MegaDosX: That is an easy P1P1
GhostValv: stompy
999Lucas: Adventure Time dude
LadyMCHall: speaking of red
AzaleaCloud: KATHLEEN IS A PROPHET LUL
TheWriterAleph: it's ya boi boney c
EvilBadman: Wait, I just heard frocing red was bad Kappa
Jepardil: @Khasi1596 To be fair, that was only a problem with AI
lochnessseammonster: mah boi!
MegaDosX: I do love that Bonecrusher's art is just the giant going "lmao squish"
Juliamon: Welcome to the life of a mod, Graham Kappa
Graham_LRR: @juliamon lol
accountmadeforants: So Tiny, Adam's invitational card MiniK
MegaDosX: Unexpected Alliance
999Lucas: I feel like this is back when everything was a 2 for 1 lmao
librarywatts: improbable alliance
Ukon_Cairns: the first of seven dwarves
YeetTheRich_: big steppy
Hey Kathleen, G would like you to please tweet, thanks
adambomb625: Draft 7 of them
EvilBadman: Adam reads the thing /below/ the ping lol
ZachtlyAsIntended: I once managed to draft 9/7 dwarves
AzaleaCloud: James turned the music off last week.
Graham_LRR: Too late I did it
MegaDosX: Gingerbrute is fun because you can kill someone with a cookie
Wiliart: It's the time of year for pumpkin.
BrowneePoints: We appreciate you Graham
YeetTheRich_: fun fact: you can only play seven dwarves in your limited deck because card text overwrites game rules
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999Lucas: gingerbrute is also super cute because you kill them with cookies XD
BrowneePoints: Graham beat you to it
Slacker1977: @LoadingReadyRun apparently Graham already tweeted
theclawmasheen: redcap melee tho
CururuGuasu: I’m hoping for a Gingerbred Widdow card for the return to Eldraine set
YeetTheRich_: that's a lot of red cards
MegaDosX: That is an awful lot of red, yeah
MtGJam: UR definitely looking good so far
XivXiyan: pick ALL the red cards
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MegaDosX: Look at that barcode of a curve
YeetTheRich_: the B U C K E T
accountmadeforants: @MegaDosX And now it's a πŸ–•
AzaleaCloud: If red is still this open at picks 6-7...
MegaDosX: So another thing I remember about this set is it was actually quite easy to draft a mono-colour deck, so you could realistically wind up mono-red, I think
adambomb625: 1/7 aquired
Sorator13: !card Seven Dwarves
LRRbot: Seven Dwarves [1R] | Creature β€” Dwarf [2/2] | Seven Dwarves gets +1/+1 for each other creature named Seven Dwarves you control. / A deck can have up to seven cards named Seven Dwarves.
odium_chlorite: Red aggressive deck? Revolutionary.
Sibwow: dear doctors LRR what mixer would you use with codeine to make kath-lean?
Sorator13: lol
999Lucas: even if you grab 5 its nice with the RRK.
MegaDosX: Show me potato dwarf!
AzaleaCloud: Awwwwwwww. It's gone.
accountmadeforants: @MegaDosX They actively encouraged mono-colour decks, yeah. Though it was usually worth it to go for a second colour anyway.
MegaDosX: Red does seem quite open though
Angreed66: you only need 2 dwarves to be good
accountmadeforants: (Except in instances like this)
YeetTheRich_: somebody picked it hoping the first dwarf would wheel
Slacker1977: i played Redcap Raiders early on in Brawl, they're pretty dece
MegaDosX: Snow White and the Two-to-Three Dwarves
Angreed66: Baseline a bear is still good
MegaDosX: Man, I tried so hard to make that work in standard
Ukon_Cairns: its the black version of embercleave
MegaDosX: And it still wasn't great >_>
odium_chlorite: it really doesn't tho
YeetTheRich_: dwarven mine though
bytecaster: Are we drafting: "Bonecrusher Giant and the two to three dwarfs"?
BrowneePoints: It unfortunately was NOT standard playable cuz it wasn't busted ENOUGH
MegaDosX: Absolutely take the Mine imo
999Lucas: I like mine, but it hurts if you splash.
MegaDosX: Yeah Henge and Cleave utterly overshadowed the other legendary artifacts from Eldraine
Fozzy1203: Man this format was fun
TyrisUnbreakable: Oak adversaery is opponent
Angreed66: opponent not you
adambomb625: Trebuchet
Piecrust9: ironcrag can pull off that massive burn spell
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Earthenone: the 4 drop untaps the bucket
super731: elite headhunter has some banging art
Sorator13: I don't ahte that, saccing egg to that seems decent
BusTed: Also a knight.
Ukon_Cairns: also its a knight, and it throws eggs
AzaleaCloud: Headhunters are Knights. That synergizes with BYT.
bytecaster: Can Adam resist the 3/3 for 3
MegaDosX: I mean, the rest of the pack is a little uninspiring
Sorator13: LUL
bytecaster: Someone is cutting us on dwarfs!
MegaDosX: Oh my god
999Lucas: Yes!
AzaleaCloud: !card Torbran
LRRbot: Torbran, Thane of Red Fell [1RRR] | Legendary Creature β€” Dwarf Noble [2/4] | If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
MegaDosX: Torbran will push this deck right over the top
drcthulu: or embercleave
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, Torbran (or Embercleave) would be hilarious
NrgSpoon: just get embercleave you'll be fine
XivXiyan: @drcthulu POGGERS
MegaDosX: Cleave and Torbran are precisely what you want
Slacker1977: Rummage
Ristow: open embercleave, get passed torbran
MegaDosX: We won't
ArkhamArchivist: Don't stop
thejadedthief: keep taking red cards!
accountmadeforants: Keep picking red cards
GhostValv: stop taking... can't do it
MrPipboy3000: Keep going Red
AzaleaCloud: Adam, keep taking red cards, but also, pay attention to the artifacts.
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saucemaster5000: go for mauve
Lord_Hosk: Adam, you should take some Red Cards
odium_chlorite: Adam, keep taking red cards (and artifacts)
micalovits: Hey Adam, don't stop taking red cards
999Lucas: Ogre errant is a sleeper in agro. you get menace
bytecaster: If I have learned anything Chat is a hubris enabler
laundreydhull: LUL
baskwalla: Taking red cards until morale improves.
Piecrust9: i drafted this set on monday ap p1p1 got embercleave and then red died up like the sahara
cheshire_creeper: Remember, Oko is in this format
super731: lord this deck cracked
Juliamon: Open cleave, get passed Torbran, dirt out in 3 thanks to RNG
XivXiyan: this deck seems sweet already
TalpTheScot: thats a week!
atanhel: see an oko take an oko
MrPipboy3000: Its like the old saying goes, "If you're mono red, your opponent is dead"
adambomb625: Get 1001 knights and you can start a sub-game!
EVILmono: an how many days?
Spades_Slicc: That's called 6-priest
Slacker1977: we got the second pick dwarf back anyway, didn't we?
micalovits: Comeoooon Embercleave!
GhostValv: 30% of the time it works everytime :)
AzaleaCloud: Vision. Perhaps of the tunnel variety. :p
BrowneePoints: Why not? You're one of the most indomitable people I know
MegaDosX: Faeburrow is a Commander card
accountmadeforants: @cheshire_creeper I once went up against someone with two Oko's in draft. It was... pretty demoralizing.
Angreed66: Caring about signals is a trap due to pack colation
drcthulu: agent of chaos is your clarity of purpose Adam
accountmadeforants: That's just like the universe conspiring against you at that point
Wiliart: thrill for late game land into other cards?
MegaDosX: Thrill's not bad
cheshire_creeper: I think they should add Elk Tribal
Sorator13: Thrill seems fine
Slacker1977: blow your house down seems like a playable one-off
MegaDosX: Barrage is an Adamant card notably
YeetTheRich_: gingerbrute?
MegaDosX: Third Dragonfire?
Fozzy1203: Barrage with the Vaegar vibe...too soon
mrf1shie: dragonfire
adambomb625: Dragonfire
Lord_Hosk: This is a 12-0 draft
BrowneePoints: Dragonfire!
999Lucas: clover and bcg is a limited tilter for me lol
MegaDosX: Lucky Clover is absolutely a messed up card
BloodnBullets: we have the bone crusher
MegaDosX: Anyone else remember Temur Adventures?
odium_chlorite: @MegaDosX I choose not too
bytecaster: We are just gonna barge in on our opponent and then refuse to leave!
v_nome: mono bucket
accountmadeforants: Clover was a build-around in Standard. People were basically running Eldraine Constructed decks for it. (But then, so were people in general.)
AzaleaCloud: @MegaDosX There was a stretch in mid-2020 when that was the only playable deck in Standard... The mirror matches on Arena were godawful.
Ukon_Cairns: 1 more knight for the full josu vess
GhostValv: already have treebucket, what about fourbucket?
odium_chlorite: finally, the Four Bucket
Flyingdelorion: @MegaDosX yes
AzaleaCloud: It always came down to first Fae of Wishes wins.
memnus: Quad bucket is amazing
mrf1shie: "Very interactive very fun" is my kind of draft
ZachtlyAsIntended: Qua bucket!
CururuGuasu: Buckets of fun
bytecaster: Bucket Sansei
MegaDosX: @AzaleaCloud Oh I remember. That deck had to get taken out at the knees, and I was so glad when it did.
YeetTheRich_: forget 8rack, get ready for 4bucket
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Adam, Kathleen, and chat. i find it funny that two of the quick draft formats, both have really strong Uncommon Milld ecks
MegaDosX: That's expensive as hell
atanhel: sad there is no fling in the format, but bucket comes close
AzaleaCloud: @MegaDosX The day Wizards smashed Lucky Clover with the banhammer, I was clapping loudly above my head.
999Lucas: That worked out. wow.
bytecaster: We are playing "Red deck buckets"
BrowneePoints: Isn't is Quatre Bucket?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or wait,t his isn't quick, still, two of the draft formats*
BrowneePoints: Too many buckets for Tres Buckets
odium_chlorite: unfortunately no Fervent Champion
v_nome: Werebucket because we bucket at knight
mrf1shie: It's basically hazoret
MegaDosX: So it's guaranteed to be a 5/2 with haste in this deck
adambomb625: Cut egg?
bytecaster: I remember the 5/2 haste putting in some work
HedgehogKnight: 16 land
MrPipboy3000: 17 lands is a lot for mono color
MegaDosX: Egg can also gain you life in a pinch
MegaDosX: Broom?
stifuuuuuuu: headhunters are clear cut for me. they are so small
YeetTheRich_: not a fan of two headhunters honestly
bytecaster: @stifuuuuuuu It's so their targets don't see them coming
MegaDosX: Deck's perfect?
YeetTheRich_: looks good
rentar42: Only one sad seven dwarf.
999Lucas: There is good ramp and stompys. I know the kids like the adventures and the counters and so on. You have some good middys to stand up to them.
MegaDosX: Headhunters and Loch Dragon
MegaDosX: Arena's funny about that
bytecaster: Honorary Grixis
NrgSpoon: you did take one knight out, the extra headhunter
odium_chlorite: hybrid cards do that to decks
NrgSpoon: but 8 is probably plenty
EmrakulTheAeonsTorn: We love trebuchets here
accountmadeforants: Now just remember to hold control during combat, threaten Embercleave Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: pog
slapshot101: Trebucket was a classic
odium_chlorite: "The bucket has reach." - PleasantKenobi
TheWriterAleph: bus is coming!
Drathak: no more lands plz
999Lucas: Payofff! untapped dwarven mine :D
stifuuuuuuu: wow that brushwag is majestic
Zentiseon: I tried making a mardu knight deck in ToE. twas fun.
Sorator13: !card dwarven mine
LRRbot: Dwarven Mine | Land β€” Mountain | Dwarven Mine enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Mountains. / When Dwarven Mine enters the battlefield untapped, create a 1/1 red Dwarf creature token.
MegaDosX: All in on a Jousting Dummy
Sorator13: You could've just played the mine first, yeah?
bytecaster: Do the mine dwarfs have a beef with the seven dwarfs? Why don't the seven dwarfs wanna buff them?
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 Doing it this way nets them the dwarf token
Sorator13: ahhhh, missed a word, got it
odium_chlorite: The mine only makes a dwarf when it enters untapped
MegaDosX: Oh no they got autotappered
accountmadeforants: Soon you'll be able to pump the dummy *twice* :O
Luhhha: great autotap there
YeetTheRich_: that probably means they have something for 1 green?
MegaDosX: Yeah Barge in's got a few words on it
odium_chlorite: it's Eldraine's favourite game show PUMP, THAT, KNIGHT!
adambomb625: Burn the Witch... again!
MegaDosX: Oh my god
MegaDosX: They are dead
YeetTheRich_: beep beep
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bytecaster: If we put them that low, they might start eating
999Lucas: PogChamp
Wiliart: Is James in the building?
Spades_Slicc: And I feel James in this draft tonight
MegaDosX: You've drawn half of your land >_>
Spades_Slicc: @Wiliart in Vegas
baskwalla: Curly banans, the best Food art.
Wolfstrike_NL: James isn't even in the country
Wiliart: @Wiliart Maybe still to close.
Wiliart: ;)
MegaDosX: That's four I think
MegaDosX: Also, yike.
bytecaster: That opponent is just starting a coven
YeetTheRich_: we need to send james to australia or sth
DudelidouX: James!
Drathak: only draw lands, only play against witches
999Lucas: oof
GhostValv: James is here in spirit
Spades_Slicc: OP might be on 6 Witch
odium_chlorite: James, stop watching the stream
DudelidouX: Is James in chat?
MegaDosX: Opponent apparently drafted some version of GB food
stifuuuuuuu: I mean with 3 tempting witches I would be tempted to play the fourth too
Zentiseon: riveting magic
EvilBadman: mmmm open hand sixwitch
Invitare: opponent just draws witches, you just draw lands
999Lucas: nice td
Zentiseon: the nemesis of mono-red. a food deck
laundreydhull: plot twist: "it's probably chat all along, we've talked about this..."
MegaDosX: Rude.
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BloodnBullets: wheres a stigma lasher when you need one?
MegaDosX: WHAT
TheWriterAleph: wtf
bytecaster: Wooooooow
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
Sandeon: James!
MegaDosX: You have six lands left in your deck
odium_chlorite: time to cut another land
MegaDosX: What is this witchcraft
longarmsshow: The game chose trick instead of treat, I see
Kelderan: Jamadam and Kathames playing tonight?
Piecrust9: maybe this show is the problem
Wiliart: With this being a monocoloured deck, maybe run a lower amount of lands?
Auehure1: sadly thats my monored in eldraine in a nutshell, flooded always so hard
laundreydhull: The UN-FINITY game rolling three plains in a row(twice), that was all lrrJAMES
MegaDosX: Where were you four turns ago?
999Lucas: cauldrons gift and ayara were in this format too. This was a Masters or horizons level draft imo, Drown in the loch etc.
ChicKungFu: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
slopoppotamus: James is that you? lrrJAMES
Spades_Slicc: I hate losing to variance
TheWriterAleph: THANKS for NOTHING
YeetTheRich_: change your mountains, these ones are bad
laundreydhull: UN-Lands?
999Lucas: Theros are good too.
Lord_Hosk: You top out at a 5 drop... you don't need more than 6 lands incase you want to cast two 3 drops once.
pockets8812: much better
TheWriterAleph: NOW we'll win
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
Spades_Slicc: @Lord_Hosk ^^^
DudelidouX: I've run a 15 lands before but my curve was even lower then yours.
odium_chlorite: you can just drag the mountains out of the deck and it removes all of them
bytecaster: @Lord_Hosk Maybe play one more for mine consistency?
odium_chlorite: Stained Glass lands are very strong
MegaDosX: The stained glass lands are amazing, but I am saving up the for the spacic lands
999Lucas: Those are super pretty. I was very impressed with those stained glass lands!
Zentiseon: I love the kamigawa lands
atanhel: so 7 lands is max?
Sorator13: 7 lands it is!
YeetTheRich_: we also have some mana sinks
Sorator13: @Zentiseon yes
TheThirdTail: Nuance? In my strategy game?
TyrisUnbreakable: i've ran a 14 land deck my my curve stopped at 3
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Spades_Slicc: T-Buck (et)
DudelidouX: When you run 15 lands your plan is to finish the game before your opponent hits 5 lands.
bytecaster: 2 spells in a turn, in this economy? how decadent
Invitare: just draw all your lands again
Slacker1977: on the play this seems risky
MegaDosX: This is where the pendulum swings in the other direction and they draw no lands
YeetTheRich_: we just need to draw a mountain, can't be that hard 4Head
micalovits: Isn't it 80% on the draw?
bytecaster: But we drew all our lands last game already
999Lucas: Maybe flood again XD
Slacker1977: no, that's when you're on the draw
pockets8812: will draw nothing but gas from here on out
Lord_Hosk: You have like 200 extra lands no problem
odium_chlorite: they mulliganed, they already admitted defeat
Spades_Slicc: !card brimstone tre
LRRbot: Brimstone Trebuchet [2R] | Artifact Creature β€” Wall [1/3] | Defender, reach / {T}: Brimstone Trebuchet deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a Knight enters the battlefield under your control, untap Brimstone Trebuchet.
MegaDosX: Rude
Sorator13: !card queen of ice
LRRbot: Queen of Ice // Rage of Winter | Queen of Ice [2U] | Creature β€” Human Noble Wizard [2/3] | Whenever Queen of Ice deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. // Rage of Winter [1U] | Sorcery β€” Adventure | Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Zentiseon: double bucket
YeetTheRich_: how dare you put my bucket in a casket
TheThirdTail: Oh no, it's the British museum, come to put your artifact in a glass case.
Spades_Slicc: have artifact removal in red?
Sorator13: @TheThirdTail LUL
odium_chlorite: not Olivia
MegaDosX: I like vroom
BlueDaNewb: Fitting a trebuchet in a coffin is pretty impressive.
MegaDosX: Also that Searing Barrage is going to be great to get your Bucket back
Sandeon: The vroom must always be vroomed
MegaDosX: Opponent apparently drafted UW artifacts?
accountmadeforants: Wow, imagine dying then being told you're not allowed to untap, rude
Zentiseon: i had the image of a trebuchet encased in glass being used as a battering ram
Spades_Slicc: What did they do to the casket?
whitewingdevil: are they mana screwed?
bytecaster: The double bucket is back!
Cptasparagus: how is a glass box containing a trebuchet
Spades_Slicc: @Cptasparagus big box
Sorator13: @Cptasparagus they took the trebuchet apart first
Invitare: Trebuchets can use a counterweight to launch a 90kg stone projectile over 300 meters
Sorator13: it's like flat-pack furniture
Sorator13: just in reverse
whitewingdevil: the VALUE
Sandeon: You need more buckets
MegaDosX: Ayyyyy
MegaDosX: You had a very good clock on them
BrowneePoints: you had 6 in that cycle
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Sandeon: The buckets emptied the well
BrowneePoints: 2 from bucket, 2 from sac, 2 from bucket again
YeetTheRich_: !quote 6410
LRRbot: Quote #6410: "From Hell's heart, I bucket thee." β€”Cameron [2019-09-20]
AveryCorvus: They probably asumed you had a knight in hand to make them dead on board
BrowneePoints: so they were at 2 by end of next turn
Slacker1977: !card Elite Headh
LRRbot: Elite Headhunter [{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/3] | Menace / {B/R}{B/R}{B/R}, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: Elite Headhunter deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Invitare: there is no answer to the pinnacle of medieval siege weaponry
Gooseblast: seabatOAK Come on lass
BrowneePoints: ope. Well then they probably thought like I did
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bytecaster: Perfect hand
Zentiseon: I missed it. did they win the double bucket game.
MegaDosX: Raiders!
accountmadeforants: Headhunter is always worse than you thought. Much like real headhunters.
slopoppotamus: Yes
Spades_Slicc: @Zentiseon y
whitewingdevil: never punished
bytecaster: Never punished for the two lander
Zentiseon: @spades_slicc thx
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Spades_Slicc: 2 land openers never punish Red Deck Wins
lochnessseammonster: ^
whitewingdevil: that a big booty spooder
tru_boredom: oh God I'm German and never realized why we call it schnappszahl
tru_boredom: that makes so much sense
Sorator13: I'm happy to get that out of their hand
Spades_Slicc: @whitewingdevil El Spidro Grueso
MegaDosX: Yeah that would have been a much bigger problem with a different creature, more than happy to just kill our clockwork boy with it
micalovits: I like the dragon
MegaDosX: Bucket starts the clock
AzaleaCloud: @tru_boredom It's literally "what things look like after a round of schnapps?"
Slacker1977: still a rummage every turn if we want
MegaDosX: Dragon's not bad though
YeetTheRich_: @tru_boredom would you say you ... never put two and two together Kappa
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MegaDosX: That was quick draft
MegaDosX: Premier draft was a lot better apparently
lochnessseammonster: only with bots
jumpingupanddown: it did in the bot drafts but they changed it
pockets8812: ohh I remember weird bot drafts
atanhel: you prefere people or bot draft?
MegaDosX: Searing Barrage one time?
micalovits: Trebucket time
Slacker1977: like it says on the box : Tres bucket
Spades_Slicc: T-Buck (et)
tru_boredom: @yeettherich_ im desperate to forget this pun you could say I'm verZWEIfelt
slopoppotamus: Trebuchet Tron
Zentiseon: the triple bucket
MegaDosX: That knight is going to kill you if you don't deal with it
AzaleaCloud: We're collecting buckets today.
YeetTheRich_: @tru_boredom ayy
bytecaster: Look at this perfect hand
accountmadeforants: Same with the Gates deck in RNA. Bot Draft was a source of powerful decks some consider to be unnatural...
Zentiseon: noooo the triple
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GredGredmansson: !card searing barrage
LRRbot: Searing Barrage [4R] | Instant | Searing Barrage deals 5 damage to target creature. / Adamant β€” If at least three red mana was spent to cast this spell, Searing Barrage deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
Spades_Slicc: Never played with Eldraine cards, why do you want that land?
Spades_Slicc: did
GredGredmansson: discard fodder
bytecaster: He says: "I am a green card"
MegaDosX: Rude.
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson why discard the bucket over the land?
Zentiseon: nooo the double
devoidmelody: Bonecrusher is so silly
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson oh that; so we have 6 mana to spend on 2 things
MegaDosX: Could have killed the Knight if you blocked with Ogre Errant, but eh
Slacker1977: we could have tried to trade Errant for theior 5/5
MegaDosX: Cleave?
micalovits: That or die to the trick I guess
Zentiseon: here comes the cleave
MegaDosX: If they had Cleave they'd have cast it by now
chimpfunkz: if they had cleave we'd be dead already
MegaDosX: That's not as bad as it could have been
AzaleaCloud: They were just doing math.
Sorator13: Mm, two for two seems fine
bytecaster: That dragon has really helped us out
GredGredmansson: our own bargeant
LurkerSpine: if only barge in worked defensively
odium_chlorite: I completely forgot Loch Dragon triggered on attack
Sorator13: @GredGredmansson no, that's if we played red-green
GredGredmansson: !card brimstone trebuchet
LRRbot: Brimstone Trebuchet [2R] | Artifact Creature β€” Wall [1/3] | Defender, reach / {T}: Brimstone Trebuchet deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a Knight enters the battlefield under your control, untap Brimstone Trebuchet.
Spades_Slicc: !card ogre errent
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
lion_byte: Any knight now
Spades_Slicc: errant?
MegaDosX: Barge In and Searing kills them yeah
Spades_Slicc: !card ogre err
LRRbot: Ogre Errant [3R] | Creature β€” Ogre Knight [3/4] | Whenever Ogre Errant attacks, another target attacking Knight gains menace until end of turn.
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown
AzaleaCloud: seabatClap
Kelderan: GGs
MegaDosX: Mono-red doing mono-red things
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Sorator13: nice
Robot_Bones: right meow
AzaleaCloud: We surviiiiived~
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Drathak: seabatClap FBtouchdown
micalovits: Got there with bucket and drake!
ArkhamArchivist: Honorary Knight Searing Barrage
Tediouspie: wheelerOok
Slacker1977: Killing Spider really panned out
GredGredmansson: november 5th
atanhel: what if i have ni friends?
GredGredmansson: 4th*
GredGredmansson: that's only 8 days awa!
MegaDosX: Where has the year gone?
slopoppotamus: BRO PPR!!!
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lamina5432: we have an arena delayed release again right?
Sorator13: LUL
chaotic_good_ferret: are yall excited for the wilds of eldrain?
lochnessseammonster: played mono red at my eldraine prerelease... i love this set so much PrideLaugh
gualdhar: I mean, we're nebulous internet words not actual friends
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Product finally moving, My Warhammer decks finally shipped 3.5 weeks later!
chimpfunkz: Being able to draft mono colored decks in Eldraine was such amazing set design. The fact that there was payoffs for being mono colored (having 4 quad pipped creatures) and enablers (the 3cmc artifacts with adamant) made the draft so interesting.
bytecaster: Always at the whims of the postal service
chimpfunkz: Eldraine gameplay was kinda trash though
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MaidOfCake: I for one and very excited for the great bus to arrive
accountmadeforants: Let's hope Wizards didn't use FedEx
Sorator13: I love punt counterpunt
ZebN76: glad to be back
saucemaster5000: I'm always at the whims of now defunct band "The Postal Service"
Sorator13: OW just bit my tongue
MegaDosX: lmao squish
AzaleaCloud: Feels soooo good
Kelderan: V-V-V-Value
GredGredmansson: i've got the punt in my hand but the punt won't drop
bytecaster: We are playing standard now!
YeetTheRich_: get stepped on
MegaDosX: This curve tho
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
odium_chlorite: Wizards, where is Punt // Counterpunt
neebusjeebus: bonecrusher was the best in standard
lion_byte: bless ChefFrank
odium_chlorite: that shocked something
AzaleaCloud: Double Dragonfire next turn? Give us another target, opponent!
chaotic_good_ferret: I'd love to root for yall but they are playing golgari sooooo I gotta cheer for them
BloodnBullets: 4/3 with a good ability
AzaleaCloud: Oh yeah... Kreygasm
chimpfunkz: !card elite headhunter
LRRbot: Elite Headhunter [{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/3] | Menace / {B/R}{B/R}{B/R}, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: Elite Headhunter deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
gualdhar: oh no who let us have mono red in the draft
MegaDosX: !card maraleaf rider
LRRbot: Maraleaf Rider [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Knight [3/1] | Sacrifice a Food: Target creature blocks Maraleaf Rider this turn if able.
accountmadeforants: Did you know Stomp has even more lines of text? It's not just a Shock, it also just incidentally hoses several decks.
Sorator13: !card rimrock knight
LRRbot: Rimrock Knight // Boulder Rush | Rimrock Knight [1R] | Creature β€” Dwarf Knight [3/1] | Rimrock Knight can't block. // Boulder Rush [R] | Instant β€” Adventure | Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
neebusjeebus: if u pump u take 2 dmage
lochnessseammonster: worth it
jobygoby: Yeah u take two
MegaDosX: It can absolutely be worth it to take the ping for pumping a Bonecrusher
EvilBadman: Life is also a resource
Prop_PT: "Drawback"
GredGredmansson: target of a spell though, not an ability
odium_chlorite: well, you can, he just breaks your bones
BloodnBullets: but it hurts them to remove it
MegaDosX: Eldraine cards in particular are notable for that, they just keep on going when you think you're done reading them
bytecaster: Beep and also very much beep
ArkhamArchivist: beep beep and also I am a jeep
YeetTheRich_: big beeps
jumpingupanddown: Beep and also Beep
GredGredmansson: read: questing beast
MegaDosX: Questing Beast gains an ability every time you read it
v_nome: Nobody has read Questing Beast. It's like War and Peace
odium_chlorite: and we're going back to Eldraine next year aren't we?
neebusjeebus: no spoilers! im on almost done reading questing beast
micalovits: Its a very lengthy quest to read questing beast
Sorator13: @neebusjeebus LUL
MegaDosX: @odium_chlorite We are
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've never had any problem remembering all of Questing Beasts text, idk, it seems very strong but
odium_chlorite: Last time I read Questing Beast I learned it was a 4/4
CharredSpark: they say no two players read the same abilities on questing beast
bytecaster: No two Questing Beasts are actually alike, each has different ability text
NrgSpoon: he's at 8
GredGredmansson: its lethal if you do
lochnessseammonster: then you win
Juliamon: Questing Beast should have creature type Hydra, since its text doubles in size every time you read it
micalovits: They have food tbf
chimpfunkz: We probably just go beep beep and let them trade
odium_chlorite: Questing Beast? You mean the Very Cryptic Command reprint?
TiagoToledo: 11
GredGredmansson: assuming they have no plays of course
ZebN76: when Questing Beast attacks, it makes you a turkey sandwich
Slacker1977: well, 11 technically
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Haste, Vigilance, Deathtouch, Can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less, damage done to players is also done to planeswalkers
MrPipboy3000: I read Questing Beast for an American Lit class back in college ... it was fine.
MegaDosX: They would be back at eight with Searing
neebusjeebus: @ZebN76 ive been playing it wrong this entire time!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *damage can not be prevented
MegaDosX: That however
northos: bacon to pie
Sorator13: hey wait a second, that's really good for them! no fair!
MegaDosX: Skewer, the artifact everybody misread the first time they saw it :p
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GredGredmansson: we want them to play a creature; we deal 3 damage to them if they do
BloodnBullets: kinda want them to play a creature to target with barrage
chimpfunkz: elite headhunter was the worst quad pipped payoff I think
MegaDosX: Melee?
MegaDosX: Dragonfire and Searing are both better removal spells
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Kelderan: elfunkChunk
MegaDosX: You had them in a seriously rough spot
odium_chlorite: I can't believe they ate a banana and healed for more damage than the headhunter hit them for
ArkhamArchivist: the ultimate bluff, decline the loot with 3 lands in hand
bytecaster: Though imagine your opponent going: "Nah, I don't think I need to loot, when you are already behind"
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MegaDosX: Yeah that would be so rude to do in person
Sorator13: when streaming, you can let some of the inside thoughts venture outside
MegaDosX: Hand's perfect
Sorator13: when playing in person, the inside thoughts stay inside
lochnessseammonster: sometimes hard to shift out of online brain when you finally play in person PrideLaugh
lochnessseammonster: "graham's an idiot"
MegaDosX: Spicy.
MegaDosX: We take those
natrath: shouldn't weekly mtg be happening
natrath: does anyone know why it's not
bytecaster: The later part was not meant to still be part of the actual thing said, and I agree, that mistake makes that extremely rude
Juliamon: natrath Dunno, not our problem
MegaDosX: Good lord this deck
MegaDosX: OH WOW
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
AzaleaCloud: WELP
odium_chlorite: @lochnessseammonster that moment in the kaldheim PPR was so funny
MegaDosX: THERE HE IS
tyrsredritehand: Whelp
Juliamon: THE BOY
MegaDosX: You need a Searing Barrage immediately
odium_chlorite: It that Keeps on Going
Trahas: Wait what does that card do? their is so much text
laundreydhull: everything...
Invitare: what doesn't it have?
Juliamon: What does it have? Yes.
AzaleaCloud: To borrow an ism from the Yu-Gi-Oh community... "When the Beast is Questing."
bytecaster: No lifelink though
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Spades_Slicc: Howdy raiders
AzaleaCloud: Eyyyy Leek Raiders :D
Juliamon: Welcome raiders! You're just in time for a Quest
TheManaLeek: theman20Heart theman20Heart theman20Heart
lochnessseammonster: @lochnessseammonster i literally cried tears of joy PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: It's unblockable right now
MalikTorihane: malikt2TenL malikt2TenR malikt2Counter malikt2TenL malikt2TenR
odium_chlorite: they really gave it vigilance
laundreydhull: green got weird in this printlife of magic where green got practically everything.
MegaDosX: Walker gives you a blocker
laundreydhull: the dummy! no wait.
MegaDosX: You need Searing Barrage right now
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NrgSpoon: jousting dummy can secret block
Slacker1977: scarecrow can block if you leave mana open
odium_chlorite: they're in Simic too, if we get Oko'd then this person is actively cheating
laundreydhull: eek!
MegaDosX: OH BOY
MegaDosX: They're actually dead if the Dragon lives
laundreydhull: Dr. Strange: Only ONE.....
Seth_Erickson: hello friends
MegaDosX: Got there!
MegaDosX: The evil is defeated!
Kelderan: Beating the QBeast in limited. Noice
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Nydestroyer: Run away together might of blown you out
BloodnBullets: quest completed
FlargBlarg: beat the questing beast, insane!
tsuuisalie: RDW pog
TiagoToledo: Questing Beast doesn't do enough Kappa
Jovh11: That's illegal
AzaleaCloud: Plan R for Red is working out even better than we expected.
bytecaster: I think the bucket is safer, but the barrage gets style points
MegaDosX: Torbran would have made this deck utterly absurd
RevolverRossalot: Outpaced the Questing beats
Drathak: buy disc?
micalovits: Questing beast not enough words, needed lifelink and trample aswell!
atanhel: the grass is always redder...
Kelderan: Spanking the Questing Beast like Adam was spanking the opposing team as Ga Ran today in LoL
Scarbble: love a toblerone
lochnessseammonster: amazing PrideUwu
lochnessseammonster: that is the dream
laundreydhull: TableHere FlipThis LUL NotLikeThis lrrSPOOP
gizmofreak1: torbran + embercleave +fervent champion
MegaDosX: They're pretty good
saucemaster5000: overrated airplane chocolate
odium_chlorite: Eldraine's a great set, but boy did it have cards in it
BrowneePoints: They're tasty. Also you excited for the return to Eldraine next fall then Adam?
odium_chlorite: ooo soup
accountmadeforants: They're decent. I like them when they're dirt cheap. Otherwise nah
Jovh11: If you ever draft Torbran + Embercleave you can never go back
tweekxcraig1: Yeah it’s just chocolate , such a bait
laundreydhull: @gizmofreak1 GET OUT. like lol; cuz you've clearly drafted that...!!
Spades_Slicc: I know the name of the Arthurian knight that kills the questing beast but my name is only spitting out Perineal ... Which is not correct
MegaDosX: Oh god I'm getting flashbacks to the food deck in standard
Nydestroyer: need all the damage you can get to win with buckets
Painfully_Dyslexic: Hi all, might have covid but magic makes everything better
Kelderan: Choo Choo lairofTrain
MegaDosX: Vroom vroom
gizmofreak1: @laundreydhull never drafted it, but i got 2/3 in prerelease sealed
odium_chlorite: @Spades_Slicc Palamedes
Scarbble: man, eldraine limited was rad
chimpfunkz: trail of crumbs is *so* good
MegaDosX: They might be about to eat food and draw a card with Trail
Spades_Slicc: @Spades_Slicc I remembered it's Pellinore
odium_chlorite: Standard playable
NarishmaReborn: eldraine was a cool format ruined by a single over-represented deck
Slacker1977: why not kill it with headhunter?
chimpfunkz: Cast a dragonfire, draw a dragonfire, loop demonstrated
micalovits: And its 3 mana, we only had 2 up
laundreydhull: How Eldraine of you to show up in MID, Dimir....!!!
Slacker1977: could turn into a shock :D
MegaDosX: Oh look a Dragonfire target
laundreydhull: DimirxEldraine Conspiracy
MegaDosX: That's an issue
plundypops: Mc Largebig
AzaleaCloud: big BIG big
odium_chlorite: the second Bucket
GredGredmansson: technically rummaging but
MegaDosX: Oh opponent drafted a token deck I guess
Caryotip2: fear the buchet
Spades_Slicc: "I forgot how good Looting is" -Adam right before embarking on a life of crime
laundreydhull: o.O?
MegaDosX: Are they dead?
MegaDosX: No not quite
Kelderan: Their clock just got short
MegaDosX: But they are dead very soon
tsuuisalie: good old rdw
MegaDosX: Good lord this deck is just killing people
AzaleaCloud: Goodness gracious, great Buckets of fire! FBtouchdown
GredGredmansson: rummaging into the rimrock is such a feelgood
laundreydhull: oh, lawl. frogot that bucket has reach twoes...!!
MegaDosX: Nah, first game you had the wrong basic arts
odium_chlorite: oh that's a good Saga
MegaDosX: It all turned around when you fixed your manabase
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micalovits: Guess we can draft and go 7-1 in a little over and hour?
MegaDosX: This hand is bonkers
Nydestroyer: Rummaging into the ridgerock sounds like some type of song
plundypops: crush them bones
MegaDosX: Bonecrusher Giant is disgustingly good
Meltalar: as soon as James leaves the country, LRR MTG wins games!
AzaleaCloud: The trick to winning in Bo1 Draft is to just fool Arena's opening algorithm Kappa
AzaleaCloud: opening hand* algorithm
Spades_Slicc: 2drop into a 3 drop into a 4 drop
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laundreydhull: Ximir, our mortal frienemy...
rentar42: !prime
MegaDosX: I mean, it's a Searing Barrage target
steelwind47: "When your curve is a straigh line"
odium_chlorite: Bonecrusher, if it can't kill something, it can kill them.
GredGredmansson: boy do I have egg on my face
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yuan42: loot away a land into another land, the classic
Spades_Slicc: why did the artifact die?
MegaDosX: In a mono-red Eldraine deck?
micalovits: Urgg, spawn of turg, is always good
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc blocked it
bytecaster: @Spades_Slicc Its bones got crushed
MegaDosX: I like Searing her
ArkhamArchivist: Got this burgin' burgin' uurgin'
odium_chlorite: was that Ben giggling in the background?
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson didn't it have 4 toughness?
MegaDosX: Oh hang on
MegaDosX: She has a tax effect yeah
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc yes; we blocked it with a 4/3
Spades_Slicc: Bonecrusher's a 4/3?
AzaleaCloud: Good eye on that ward 2, Adam.
MegaDosX: Whoops
Robot_Bones: Good ol' Randel Urgg from Candle glurg
GredGredmansson: yes
Spades_Slicc: jesus
odium_chlorite: It is not the mono red player's job to think.
LurkerSpine: jeez they're gonna mill if they don't kill
MegaDosX: Oh dear.
AzaleaCloud: Thinking is for blockers.
laundreydhull: wut? hey! wars is cheating during this format..!!
laundreydhull: *ward
MegaDosX: Opponent's deck is lowkey cool
MegaDosX: Uh oh.
Spades_Slicc: !card revenge of raven
LRRbot: Revenge of Ravens [3B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
GredGredmansson: can that go face?
micalovits: They do have a food
MegaDosX: Oh god this card
MrPipboy3000: Not only die, exile ...
MegaDosX: Rude.
GredGredmansson: move to bucket step
lion_byte: riPepperonis
MrPipboy3000: with out the food they were also dead to a knight ...
bytecaster: I miss the dragon already!
MegaDosX: Stop making food opponent
Kelderan: Our arch nemesis. Snacks!
YeetTheRich_: death to curly bananas
bytecaster: Thus far, the only thing that could compete with our aggression has been literal coven of witches.
tru_boredom: if we lose this, we can trace back our loses directly to both ops having enough food to survive till we're out of gas
Earthenone: clearly the bots are giving out too many tempting witches
odium_chlorite: We count to 20, not 23
micalovits: Well, food and good early game
AzaleaCloud: Unfortunately, Into the Story stabilized them hard.
jumpingupanddown: I guess the way to beat the food deck is to so aggresive that they haven't developed.
bytecaster: "Red deck wins, unless opponent gets takeout"
slopoppotamus: Game frozen?
MegaDosX: This seems a weird spot for them to be holding priority
AzaleaCloud: Nobody's roping...
Juliamon: Someone's game crashed
NrgSpoon: the timer isn't appearing
BloodnBullets: OP doesnt appear to be roping
GredGredmansson: I'm not seeing a rope
odium_chlorite: the game has been weird today, the update seems to be causing this
atanhel: that's one way to win
lion_byte: Hmm
LurkerSpine: the pizza possibly arrived?
GredGredmansson: I think its our end
MegaDosX: The rope should have shown up by now
bytecaster: Yeah, I had something similar happen to me yesterday
laundreydhull: oh, I hate this shit...
1y1e: gotta force quit
MegaDosX: You can also Alt F4
bytecaster: I was winning and after restarting the client I got a game loss.
laundreydhull: I got these sometimes from the phone...
Drathak: seabatBRAIN
Spades_Slicc: alt f4
lochnessseammonster: seabatBRAIN
rentar42: Ser Crashes of Macalot?
AzaleaCloud: Oh, it's on their priority...
AzaleaCloud: That's unfortunate.
Snowwraith: The timer's finally kicked in for them at least.
atanhel: maybe they are tilting?
MegaDosX: Oh my god if you win for them roping out I will die laughing
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jumpingupanddown: Adds "opponents game crashing" to te lst of wincondition
GredGredmansson: now opponent has to reset
MegaDosX: They might have disconnected
BloodnBullets: OP may not have realized the crash
Juliamon: Simulcrash
MegaDosX: Also OP might not have noticed the crash because they didn't have 500 people telling them there was an issue >_>
mjiig: You might both have gotten DC'd simultaneously by something
Mangledpixel: OP's pizza arrived
Earthenone: maybe they made so many food tokens they got hungry and left
TemporallyAwry: !downtime
Clockwork_Penguin: Could be the ol pizza timeout
AzaleaCloud: Okay, we're back.
TheBattleOfHastings: Dirt can be a blessing!
accountmadeforants: I'm guessing they restarted
AzaleaCloud: And we have rightfully lost.
rentar42: reconnected just in time to concede
AzaleaCloud: Order is restored to the MTG Multiverse.
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Mai_Andra: the return of "whattup, dirt"?
laundreydhull: the client will just begin timing you out when you have disconnection issues, Mods.
odium_chlorite: literal walking mountain
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: that was a terrible payoff I want my money back Kappa
Earthenone: !updirt
Mangledpixel: meat
v_nome: bags of mostly water?
laundreydhull: I hate that SO MUCH
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: meatbags?
AzaleaCloud: We have crashed again...
YeetTheRich_: wadup meat
SquareDotCube: whatup chuck
Cptasparagus: its got an amazing PVE mode if you have PVP anxiety
Sniknob: I'm playing it at this ver moment lol
sgtknispel23: i secend runeterra
micalovits: It is VERY Good free to play
oregoncryptid: runeterra is so great
FumblingFlagella: Good game! Sorry about the disconnect, having internet issues!
sgtknispel23: second
aitsu100: all the league of Legends story with out the salt
odium_chlorite: Legends of Runeterra is excellent meta is a bit RNG heavy rn, but overall the game is fantastic
Robot_Bones: Abe lessing
Mangledpixel: BRO
accountmadeforants: I still love that the set code is BRO
BrowneePoints: Kathleen worked on the set!
BrowneePoints: Get hyped!
accountmadeforants: Makes all the subreddit posts seem so excited, "[BRO] Set Mechanics"
Juliamon: FumblingFlagella Glad you were able to reconnect! We were also worried it was on our end!
Zanathosis: you guys ever try to fast forward only to sadly remember that you watching live?
accountmadeforants: @Zanathosis Occasionally, yeah. Especially when it's something I usually watch the VOD of.
FumblingFlagella: @Juliamon Haha - yeah this was for the 7-2 coming from 1-2 so glad I could get it!
LoadingReadyRun: I did creative text for the set, that is not the same as "working on the set" just want to clarify.
Juliamon: Grats on the 7-2!
LoadingReadyRun: I did not design cards, I just helped to name them and write flavour text.
Juliamon: Love a good comeback
jessicaengle: Hello!
FumblingFlagella: @Juliamon Cheers - a cheeky Clackbridge Troll won a large number of games!
FumblingFlagella: Which got passed to me Pick 2 Pack 1
laundreydhull: it was me! I did it! I passed LRRMTG the 3rd bucket! I just wanted to draft food, I swear!! LUL lrrSPOOP NotLikeThis
BrowneePoints: Kathleen worked on part of the non mechanical parts of the set!
BrindleBoar: snackback
itira: Afternoon Gamers
accountmadeforants: Flavour text can make cards up to 50% weaker or more powerful, that counts as working on the set :p (Case in point: The different flavour texts of Obliterate.)
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itira: too slow!
Drathak: homarids?? πŸ‘€
micalovits: #BringBackHomarids
accountmadeforants: Is that one person still sending physical mail to WotC for more Homarids?
tru_boredom: #HomaridStrikeThePower
KeytarCat: @micalovits I read that "Hemorrhoids"...
saucemaster5000: there's no such thing as homarids or fairies
AzaleaCloud: And if you read Sarpadian Empires Volume VII, you can keep making all the Homarids you want. Over and over.
graal_smith: Kathleen! Adam! The Logo at the lower left of the screen!
Spades_Slicc: When has 1 point of damage ever mattered
AzaleaCloud: @Spades_Slicc Prodigal Sorcerer would like to know your location.
omdorastrix: My dumbarse heard that and thought... "Who's the LRR and Who's the MTG?" - I apparently need more coffee... :D
Spades_Slicc: @azaleacloud tell Prodigal Sorcerer I'm at Dee's
micalovits: Just ask Serge
graal_smith: I pinged a potential blocker once
BloodnBullets: you got an OP to 1 earlier today
laundreydhull: once, I. a DMU game!
SolarBlitz1: Serge has had a few times
saucemaster5000: what's the point of anything really
Earthenone: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
AzaleaCloud: @Spades_Slicc Sorry, did I say Prodigal Sorcerer? I meant one of Vraska's Assassin tokens. :p
UncannyJimjams: How's our hella red deck doing? I had to take a phone call
MrPipboy3000: How about that game about 30 minutes ago when you dropped them to 1, and then they stableized with a bunch of food?
laundreydhull: I went 2-3 I. that horrid run, lrrADAM
graal_smith: Why is the world in love again?
laundreydhull: Never, Doubt. Being. OFf. By One. Chat. EVER.
Spades_Slicc: @AzaleaCloud Okay but those tokens don't care *what* their power is. Just that a non-0 amount of damage is dealt
graal_smith: Why are we marching hand in hand?
Earthenone: HoW MaNy lAnDs? :P
Juliamon: graal_smith But we know why the ocean levels are rising up
Snowwraith: Big flood.
graal_smith: Why are the ocean levels rising up? It's a brand new record, from Nineteen Ninety, They Might be Giants Brand new Album!
graal_smith: Flooooooooooood!
DueRecompense: drafting is the 2nd best part!
BloodnBullets: barge in their giant!
Robot_Bones: ow my bones
LurkerSpine: 5-3 is in the money
Earthenone: thats 5 times as many wins as colors
TemporallyAwry: Wow, James really commits to the bit PrideLaugh
Drathak: only infernally and celestially binding yep
BrindleBoar: the ten commandments of streaming magic
Mangledpixel: moo!
Drathak: mono white seabatClap
Earthenone: when the tripple white card comes around you will force mono white :)
jumpingupanddown: dwarf is good
accountmadeforants: No, James made that contract with that witch in order to bind the contract to Adam's soul. And all he had to pay was his ability to draw non-land cards.
tru_boredom: mono white let's draft only mono color
micalovits: Knight time
Spades_Slicc: Adam, remember the last time you forced mono-white in draft on a LRRMTG?
tru_boredom: okay forget what I said msrdu knights
Lysander_salamander: I keep meaning to watch Last Unicorn
AzaleaCloud: Tournament Grounds in the same pack could wheel, too.
Coinman1863: Headhunder and redcap are knights
micalovits: Fabled passage maybe?
epicduece: fixing for W?
Wonderfulhelix: Fabled passage is pretty good
BloodnBullets: theres a knight
Mangledpixel: the redcap's a knight
epicduece: I would go passage for 3c knights
Earthenone: fabled seems good if we are not mono color
FumblingFlagella: Ben stark loved weaselback redcap
tru_boredom: Knights are in mardu just so you know
plundypops: Time to go eggggs >:D
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micalovits: ITs pretty bad in limited right?
Voidhawk42: Brings back from the graveyard too!
Spades_Slicc: Tonight on KNIGHTS!
Voidhawk42: It;s great - in exactly the UW trinkets deck, and useless everywhere else
AzaleaCloud: Wow, the only Knight in this pack is green. :<
Sorator13: That 1/1 lifelink knight seems pretty dece
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laundreydhull: sic flame
Lupus2253: Barrow Witches?
Sorator13: ah, misread it, nvm
adambomb625: 1/7
laundreydhull: the end
BloodnBullets: blue?
AzaleaCloud: Green seems really open.
graal_smith: "Bears get you there" - someone who probably has no affiliation with LRR
Spades_Slicc: White looks open
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, green is the openest color by a longshot.
AzaleaCloud: Thanks for making me a liar, pick 9. SeriousSloth
tru_boredom: still like boros Knights here
laundreydhull: wait. are dwarves why were going back to Eldraine. for LOTR x Universes Beyond?
AzaleaCloud: It's also pack 2, so you have time to jump to a different strat.
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evilghola: huh, 4 years, neat!
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adambomb625: Turn to Elk
Mangledpixel: Elkify
accountmadeforants: Basically Oko, right? OpieOP
Flyingdelorion: @laundreydhull LOTR set will not be standard legal so no?
Juliamon: We Have Oko At Home
AzaleaCloud: "They're the same picture."
SolarBlitz1: Ben enjoyed that joke from the sound of it
saucemaster5000: The streamers ate the cards
Sorator13: LUL
tru_boredom: like lorewise it ctually is oko tho
ga1axyzr: Friday Nights when?
laundreydhull: piper is that second-draw rakdos pool that just can never take off
Juliamon: !fnquestion
Earthenone: !fnquestion
AzaleaCloud: The elk is King Kenrith.
accountmadeforants: No, that's Kenrith, yeah
AzaleaCloud: Oko turned him into an elk.
AzaleaCloud: And took his crown.
tru_boredom: oko made King kenrith into a elk is what I meant
Caryotip2: it s kentirth transformed by oko
accountmadeforants: Will and Rowan's pop-pop
r10pez10: oko was the name of the doctor
AzaleaCloud: @r10pez10 XD
AzaleaCloud: The elk is Oko's MONSTER~
BrindleBoar: dammit Jim he's a trickster, not a doctor
laundreydhull: tis a meme. the aura is just Oko printed at common.
jumpingupanddown: Try to go monogreen maybe?
micalovits: Just open Oko
AzaleaCloud: I like Tactician here.
AzaleaCloud: Another flying body that synergizes with your other white cards.
MegaDosX: Had to go afk for a bit, how did the mono-red deck end up?
laundreydhull: Oko is so banned that they lean into never letting you draft him.
I_Am_Clockwork: Some one make beeeg laugh
Sorator13: sounds like some folks are having a fun time in the background
AzaleaCloud: @MegaDosX Lost to a big Beanstalk Giant.
Juliamon: MegaDosX Ran into a rough time.
Tediouspie: I hear Ben's laugh in my nightmares
MegaDosX: @AzaleaCloud Ah, another problem card. That tracks.
UltimateSilence: Ben is absolutely losing it
TophTheHermit: How's this for a "heck of a pack 3"?
AzaleaCloud: Freaking Temur Adventures, friend. It never goes away. Not really.
MrPipboy3000: Oh I miss grumgully
MegaDosX: @AzaleaCloud Temur was really a problem for a while in standard, between Temur Adventures and Temur Reclamation
jumpingupanddown: are we even green white, arent we red green maybe?
laundreydhull: @azaleacloud f o r e v e r. . . . .
AzaleaCloud: Wizards: "We have to keep Teferi in Standard to keep Temur Reclamation under control." Temur Reclamation players: *start splashing white* Wizards: "Oh... Oh no..."
FumblingFlagella: Syr allyn might be good?
MrPipboy3000: Pretty lands?
I_Am_Clockwork: Deck is perfect
DueRecompense: Keeper is bomb dot com.
Sorator13: !card tournament grounds
LRRbot: Tournament Grounds | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a Knight or Equipment spell.
MegaDosX: @AzaleaCloud And then they made Omnath!
DueRecompense: quads are fine, if you can cast on turn 6
Sorator13: You can reliably cast a quad by turn 8 or so...
Sorator13: yeahhhh, it's not great
accountmadeforants: You can probably cast quads by turn 10 :p
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Spades_Slicc: Boise is ... fine
LurkerSpine: i'd stay out of idaho for a while
saucemaster5000: Boise is the vanilla ice cream choice for the US
Juliamon: Boise: It's a place!
Spades_Slicc: Boise is good by Idaho standards
Nonra_: I live in Boise, its got a great balance of bigish city and country
Sorator13: @saucemaster5000 I thought that was, like, somewhere in Ohio
saucemaster5000: Could be Sorator, I try not the think about the midwest
Spades_Slicc: How does this deck win other than being aggressive?
MegaDosX: Off by one!
accountmadeforants: Opponent's gonna win at 1 now NotLikeThis
BrowneePoints: the twin cities are amazing
saucemaster5000: I actually do quite like the twin cities...
Nydestroyer: might as well be tosky
Bishster: Any LRR going to vegas this weekend?
Spades_Slicc: @Bishster James is there but not as like, a LRR outing
graal_smith: Twin cities, nice. 3rd cousins once removed cities? Not so much.
meepsalot: I live in Minneapolis and yes the Twin Cities are both very good
Spades_Slicc: @meepsalot You're right, St. Paul *is* great
accountmadeforants: Target blocking creature, no?
micalovits: Outflank only hits attacking or blocking creatures
thephilosopher4552: hello goodmorning from the philippines!!!
Sorator13: You didn't think white had a direct-damage spell that could hit creatures *outside* of combat, did you?
ThorSokar: VALUE
RetroHibiscus: Keepering us in the game
boyesie: !card keeper of fables
LRRbot: Keeper of Fables [3GG] | Creature β€” Cat [4/5] | Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
meepsalot: @Spades_Slicc :P
accountmadeforants: I like that Keeper of Fables is just a cat
Spades_Slicc: @meepsalot :*
BrowneePoints: Adam could even go to a Twins game!
CururuGuasu: I’m not sure I’d want to inflict the Twins on anyone
xantos69: Just keep them from gaining life off that 4/2 and I think you got this.
thejadedthief: I had to step away to walk the dog, how did the mono red deck do?
Spades_Slicc: @thejadedthief 5:3
Nydestroyer: still win as long as it isnt a flyer right?
Spritz_T: really, minnesota sports in general are troublesome to be a fan about
Nydestroyer: oh not with that
MegaDosX: Boo.
Nydestroyer: rip
thejadedthief: not bad at all
Cptasparagus: wait not even jousting to gain life?
MegaDosX: You can take out the 4/2 though
xantos69: Kill lifelinker and you win
Nydestroyer: well when it attacks
Nydestroyer: you can at least live
Razmooten: Eat foot from return to nature if need be
BloodnBullets: they wont lifelink
Nydestroyer: if they life link
MegaDosX: Return to Nature doesn't make food
WarKr0: then we die
WarKr0: wait why
WarKr0: why they do dat
Nydestroyer: greed
Nydestroyer: LUL
xantos69: Got em!
adambomb625: !oppunt
thejadedthief: beautiful
MegaDosX: Greed is good (for us)!
Nydestroyer: never conceed
BloodnBullets: lrrGREED
DeM0nFiRe: never didnt have it
memnus: lrrGREED
Nydestroyer: going to be feeling that loss for weeiks
xantos69: I saw the line like a carpenter!
Caryotip2: at least they learned something this game
drewm1022: Wait. Was that the game where Kathleen said "when does one point of damage ever matter?"?
Sorator13: @xantos69 hey wait a second
midnightcurryjazz: lrrFINE
Spades_Slicc: Sometimes you gotta hope that OP overpumps the Flowstone Kavu
Datnade012: 1 damage game lol
Serivus: @Spritz_T I remember reading an article that discussed which was worse: pervasive hopelessness (Cleveland) or Hope that is dashed Every. Single. Time. (Minnesota)
Nydestroyer: its like the first time you attack all and lose a bunch of creatures to bad attacks
RetroHibiscus: Oh shoot that person was drafting with you
Cptasparagus: noone has ever lost to a single point of damage
drewm1022: I mean. We won. So kinda you were proven right!
MegaDosX: That's basically the same hand
Nydestroyer: channel james
MegaDosX: Plains off the top let's go
definenull: never punished
Razmooten: be agressive
ThorSokar: give'em the juice!
xantos69: Pump attack is at least using your mana. Then next turn you can cast the 1/1 flyer and offer trade.
Nydestroyer: lava axe
Spades_Slicc: When has 5 points of damage ever mattered?
MegaDosX: Oh god
Nydestroyer: oh no
definenull: oh.
FoxyJewels: oh... eldraine.
MegaDosX: I like how four of us had the same reaction at seeing Robber :p
Spades_Slicc: !card robber of the rich
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature β€” Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Nydestroyer: weird archer with reach
definenull: tbf the mechanics were quite neat in limited
MegaDosX: I don't hate punching here tbh
Spades_Slicc: Does it have a bow in the art?
MegaDosX: Because you can tap things down with Ardenvale
Cptasparagus: @Spades_Slicc i think a hand crossbow
micalovits: Do we god mother and jam?
Spades_Slicc: @cptasparagus inch-resting
Cptasparagus: @Spades_Slicc oh wait no, it has a bow on its back
Spades_Slicc: Why not pump swing, then double guidemother?
Spades_Slicc: ah because this
Nydestroyer: at this point the archer is just a 2/2
MegaDosX: Hurk
definenull: oofa
MegaDosX: Oh that's not that bad
Sorator13: oof
xantos69: Wow that was 3 do nothing draws.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
public_key_reveal_party: galaxy brain savidan
Sorator13: LUL
saucemaster5000: I got a fancy birthday card that played that bob marley song when you opened it, the same day I went to see Star Wars: Episode 1. So Bob Marley is always associated with Star Wars
Nydestroyer: no run away together please
Drathak: seabatClap
micalovits: Wroooom
FoxyJewels: it still really rubs me wrong that a card called "didn't say please" doesn't have a "unless you pay" line to allow you TO say please
Caryotip2: bonk
xantos69: wow
MegaDosX: Holy hell that wolf got big
definenull: how are you so incredibly galaxy brain
clashowenbash8: seabatClap
RetroHibiscus: Pump the wolf!
definenull: BRO
Nukified: Bro! nice
graal_smith: There's a PBR?
Sorator13: broooo
FoxyJewels: they like it when you point at the sign
tergonis: so rude
FoxyJewels: even if we can't see it
Nydestroyer: allrr
Sorator13: insert brolaf's BROMACIA cry here
definenull: I can sense a who's on first joke brewing with the upcoming BRO and ONE sets
BrowneePoints: that's from last halloween
Natural_Ones_Only: Repress It to the tune of Ghostbusters
Voidhawk42: PATRICIA!
MegaDosX: Sign in Food
Spades_Slicc: Who's this generations Weird Al?
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc Still Weird Al
MegaDosX: Where's our Return to Nature?
ContingentCat: @Spades_Slicc I think it's still Weird Al
Spades_Slicc: I hope it's still Weird Al
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc Apart from the obvious answer of "Weird Al," Bo Burnham
croisvoix1: Sadly not Demi Adejuyigbe anymore
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc I can see that I guess
Spades_Slicc: When has 7 damage ever mattered
GredGredmansson: not the same type of music but it fills that niche
Sorator13: There are many differences between them, but they're absolutely similar vibes
narset6691: revenge of ravensNOO!
Nydestroyer: close to tosky but not tosky
GredGredmansson: maybe they have a bunch of spells they need that mana for
GredGredmansson: and this is the last turn they could spare
definenull: no fear
LaskoReadsComics: Wait... They're doing Eldraine Flashbacks on Arena? Neat!
MegaDosX: Uh oh.
oatway: well both teams played hard
MegaDosX: Lochmere Serpent, or Lochmere Elk?
Nydestroyer: Oh no even more 7 damage
definenull: what a nice elk
BloodnBullets: that looks like a 3/3 elk
FlargBlarg: That's what we like to call an elk
Spades_Slicc: Looks like an Elk to me
Sorator13: Oh hey, it's Oko!
MegaDosX: Oh no.
Nydestroyer: didnt know elk could swim
definenull: oh that's another problem
MegaDosX: You have pump spells to take out fairies
Spades_Slicc: @Nydestroyer Orca are a common predator of Elk
Sorator13: @Nydestroyer Gotta watch out for those forest orca. They're dangerous.
GredGredmansson: block a flyer anyway?
definenull: ouch
TemporallyAwry: @Nydestroyer After that video of an eagle losing a fight with an octopus ... I'm not surprised about the orca.
Nydestroyer: if we can somehow get food we might be able to kill them
Nydestroyer: ncm
Nydestroyer: nvm*
Spades_Slicc: !card wicked gu
LRRbot: Wicked Guardian [3B] | Creature β€” Human Noble [4/2] | When Wicked Guardian enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 2 damage to another creature you control. If you do, draw a card.
narset6691: ardenvale taps
narset6691: i think
MegaDosX: Revenge of Ravens is very good
Sorator13: !card revenge of ravens
LRRbot: Revenge of Ravens [3B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
definenull: it's uncommon right
MegaDosX: Yeah it's an uncommon
Sorator13: Ooh, yeah, that's not pleasant
MegaDosX: Part of why it's such a problem
BloodnBullets: i think this set they REALLY wanted to slow the game down
definenull: HahaSweat
JonnyGlitched: Hey look it's my favorite Adam and Kathleen!
JonnyGlitched: Hey Chat!
MegaDosX: Gross, Adam
Sorator13: @JonnyGlitched ahoy!
Nydestroyer: Revenge of ravens and the 4 mana 1 damage per upkeep thing that you can sac to deal 4
MegaDosX: It's all going wrong
Nydestroyer: both limited powerhouses
MegaDosX: Anyone else remember GB Adventures from standard?
MegaDosX: The less problematic adventure deck
HondoTrigger: recently had an oppo go turn 1 inkeeper and then play nothing but adventure creatures the rest of the match LUL
GredGredmansson: Halana and Alena but Bears
MegaDosX: And less permanent
GredGredmansson: Syr Elken the Elkhammer
MegaDosX: Would it have been worth casting the Squire first?
JonnyGlitched: Optimal plaaaaaay
GredGredmansson: no, squire's only until end of turn
Sorator13: oof
JonnyGlitched: lrrSCOOP
Sorator13: A bit, yeah, probably
graal_smith: OP: "I swear, this has never happened before"
MegaDosX: Quick everyone gift subs
HondoTrigger: is adam here because it's bring your kid to work day in canada?
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MegaDosX: Oh no.
MegaDosX: If they play the cat.
Spades_Slicc: Thanks @Sogheim
super731: kid with beard
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TheBearBee: Time to get back to work Adam. Work then banana
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JonnyGlitched: They're saying you're a literal child, Adam
MegaDosX: And you can hold up Outflank
Fanklok: Bring back flanking
Sogheim: @Spades_Slicc welcome. you get my references.
sprucebruce21: oh man this a draft format i barely remember
HondoTrigger: strawberries
JonnyGlitched: I like mandarins, or oranges
Drathak: I'm about apples
MegaDosX: Pears are delicious if messy to eat
CouldntPickAUsername: pairs of what?
Fanklok: Pear us the superior fruit
Mr_Bitterness: Pears are bangers
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shendaras: Apples have high variance.
JonnyGlitched: Apples are F tier fruit
aitsu100: kiwi
Spades_Slicc: But what about Apricots?
TheBearBee: I could go for a banana now. maybe some pancakes and chocolate chippies too. Yum
adept_nekomancer: Pears are more consistent apples.
TurnedToFrog: Granny Smith apples are where it's at
MegaDosX: Punch punch
WizardDanceParty: pear cider is excellent
ArkhamArchivist: Oranges are great tho
Sogheim: lychee, but I can't eat them anymore
Vampyre_Lord: apples have high variance, but even their high points arent very high imho
dwchief: apples are the strictly better version of pears sorry
MegaDosX: !card outflank
LRRbot: Outflank [W] | Instant | Outflank deals damage to target attacking or blocking creature equal to the number of creatures you control.
thejadedthief: Peaches
HondoTrigger: Peaches are top tier, I grew up near a farm and the neighborhood kids and I would sneak onto it at night and steal peaches right off the trees
JonnyGlitched: @TurnedToFrog too sour!
sprucebruce21: pears the best white fruit. pears oranges are A-tier
RetroHibiscus: Nectarines are nutty
JonnyGlitched: I like consistent fruit, citrus is more reliable for me
Tangsm: Nectarines are so good.
ArkhamArchivist: Millions of peaches, peaches not for Adam
jessieimproved: Ah, that is a freestone peach, it's different
Fanklok: Adam noted peach hater
JonnyGlitched: I don't like a bad fruit
HondoTrigger: wow, having an opinion on the INTERNT?
Spades_Slicc: Adam isn't a fan of The Stone
Lysander_salamander: apricots are pretty good
xantos69: I am with the person yelling off screen. Peaches are Best.
plundypops: This is why you don't take your kid to work. They upset the employees with their hot takes.
RetroHibiscus: Adam only a fan of boneless peaches
adept_nekomancer: I had to pick one fruit, I think I'd go with fresh pineapple.
Mischievous_Catgeist: Adam only wants to destroy watermelons
MegaDosX: Mangoes are my favourite fruit
TheBearBee: Bell Peppers are the best. They have to be considering how the Iron Chef Guy bites into one every episode
sprucebruce21: i remember running the red knight who had a saga that killed artifacts a lot in eldraine draft
JonnyGlitched: OP just needs to play better cards
Spades_Slicc: Pumpkin is the best fruit. Change my mind
JonnyGlitched: Tomato best fruit
Fanklok: Pumpkins are gourds
Vampyre_Lord: isnt pumpkin a berry? @Spades_Slicc
JonnyGlitched: It's fruit if it has seeds on the inside
Spades_Slicc: @Vampyre_Lord Fruits are berries
micalovits: triskaidekaphobia incoming!
Ukon_Cairns: botanically speaking or culinarily speaking?
Nydestroyer: isnt a hotdog a berry?
Articerile: I think Pumpkins are a fish
dwchief: pumpkins are decor
Lysander_salamander: nomenclature is more art than science
definenull: TRUE
Voidhawk42: There are no such thing as fish
ArkhamArchivist: Oh man, i gotta go with Blackberries actually
MegaDosX: They're a fruit that people think are vegetables
adept_nekomancer: I believe botanically speaking, pumpkins are technically berries.
Mischievous_Catgeist: bi-vegetable
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
Snowwraith: Technically speaking a tomato isn't a type of vegetable, it's actually a type of dolphin.
Vampyre_Lord: syr carah, carah. whatever will be will be
JonnyGlitched: Is a pumpkin a sandwich?
Mai_Andra: "vegetable" just means you can eat it. xivGoob
tyrsredritehand: Raspberries!
Robot_Bones: I think that would make them nonbinary
Mai_Andra: a pumpkin is a burrito
Spades_Slicc: Fruit is a reproductive term relating to a way some plants engage with local fauna to disperse seeds, Vegetables are if a plant can be safely eated
Kadew_C: let's all just go back to the old english definition of vegetable, which is any sort of edible plantstuff
Sogheim: so if a tomato is bisexual, a lot of Veggie Tales fanfic is suddenly canon.
JonnyGlitched: a fruit can be a vegetable too
Kadew_C: fruits are dead everything is a veg
Lysander_salamander: You know, like Popeye
jubeisamurai444: I love Syr All in's name. Very aggresive
graal_smith: @Sogheim ... I need an adult. I need so many adults!
Sogheim: !adult
BrowneePoints: Tomatos are culinary vegetables and biological fruits
Nydestroyer: Didnt the person who show ran Veggie tales say that the veggies tales characters where genderless (shockingly forward for the shows subject matter)
Vampyre_Lord: you can be non-binary AND bi-sexual... but in this case, i think non-binary is more accurate and appropriate
Sogheim: oh no, the command is gone
LoadingReadyRun: @Sogheim The actual creator of Veggie Tales recently had a VERY funny Twitter exchange about this
midnightcurryjazz: watermelon has no taste
definenull: but watermelons just taste... bland
Voidhawk42: @Sogheim The creator of Veggie Tales recently suggested on twitter that both Tomato and Cucumber(?) were trans
Spades_Slicc: Most things that come to mind when you think of fruit are in fact *also* vegetables
Articerile: none of the characters from veggie tales have souls so their religious views are pointless as they will not go to heaven
micalovits: I mean, we have a4/4 first strike
dwchief: any persimmon fans??
tyrsredritehand: A good watermelon is amazing
Caryotip2: that would make it a double pear
HondoTrigger: if I had a million dollars I'd bring back adam's gamehaus
Kadew_C: watermelon is crunchy water and i mean that with all possible affection
sprucebruce21: oh boy the paladin
Spades_Slicc: @Kadew_C Celery is watermelon but evil
Nydestroyer: persimmon sounds like some type of demon summoning
dwchief: They are great right now! Makes an excellent cake/bread too, similar to banana bread
Sky_Kast: watermelon is fiber
Sogheim: the only Veggie Tales twitter exchange I remember was that they didn't have a full nativity scene because "Jesus is not a baby carrot"
7gorobei: you want a japanese persimon
definenull: Still no cat, huh
GredGredmansson: persimmon sounds like a flower not a fruit
sprucebruce21: ever think they'll bring adamant? that was a fun mechanic
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson You're gonna lose your mind when I tell you what most fruits start out as
definenull: cauldron tho
Coinman1863: Over though
thejadedthief: pomegranate is a fun fruit too
RealGamerCow: I want to try a paw paw
Fanklok: @spades_slicc is it seeds?
Ukon_Cairns: they can gain 6
Spades_Slicc: @thejadedthief unless you're greek
jubeisamurai444: 6 life
Nydestroyer: yea they can gain 6
BrowneePoints: @Sogheim Creator of Veggie Tales said Trans Rights, very loudly, while dumpstering a turd waffle
tyrsredritehand: Flunge
Sogheim: oh good
Spades_Slicc: @Fanklok flowers, the seeds are developed after/alongside the fruit "meat"
micalovits: Can't it make two?
GredGredmansson: mm that's good wall
Fanklok: mom fruit meat
Fanklok: I hate autocorrect
Voidhawk42: Mmm, delicious Bridge Meat
Vampyre_Lord: !card food
LRRbot: Food Chain [2G] | Enchantment | Exile a creature you control: Add X mana of any one color, where X is 1 plus the exiled creature's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
thejadedthief: @spades_slicc gotta have a winter to get a spring though
Articerile: eat your bridge chat
sprucebruce21: with zero cards in hand and only the oven up this is a good rumble
Fanklok: Do not eat the delicious cards
Spades_Slicc: @thejadedthief I prefer winter
Spades_Slicc: @Fanklok May I eat the bad tasting cards?
ThorSokar: ooo!w
ThorSokar: woo!
pn55: seabatClap
sprucebruce21: god i forgot how bonkers green was in this set
ThorSokar: hahaha
GredGredmansson: @Fanklok you don't know that they are bad tasting unless you eat them
SolarBlitz1: Look inside, moistorise
HondoTrigger: inside of you there are two lanes
Nydestroyer: Inside each of us are two lanes
adept_nekomancer: Inside you there are two drafters... they're both drafting goblins
sprucebruce21: look inside, and force green
tyrsredritehand: Inside you there are two lanes. PICK ONE!
definenull: just like driving on the highway, signal to get into your lane early
mjiig: "Look inside... Then stop doing that, looking at the cards will be much more useful"
Nydestroyer: There are people named lane right?
Sogheim: I'm imagining Elaine from Seinfeld having hot MtG takes on drafting and it's an uncomfortable thought
graal_smith: Adam: Inside you there are two wolves. You are a pregnant wolf.
Articerile: inside you are two wolves, you had an interesting lunch
Lysander_salamander: Inside you are four lanes. Life is a highway.
adept_nekomancer: Reading the wolf explains the wolf
Spades_Slicc: I wish I was playing Arena when Theros was on
GredGredmansson: @Nydestroyer I can't name any but I've heard Lane as a first name before
TheWriterAleph: @Sogheim Throne of Elaine
Fanklok: I wouldn't call Tibalt spooky
Sogheim: thank you for killing the creepy Jace puppet
ArkhamArchivist: Is Tibalt really Spooky? I'd say Spoopy at best
Spades_Slicc: You think you Tempo-ed me? I tempo you
GredGredmansson: adam its your card
roastbeefsandwitch: !card so tiny
LRRbot: So Tiny [U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’0. It gets βˆ’6/βˆ’0 instead as long as its controller has seven or more cards in their graveyard.
midnightcurryjazz: my first tempo
sprucebruce21: man this was the last set i drafted before the Thing happened, it fills me with nostalgia
Spades_Slicc: CREEPY JACE PUPPET!
nighthawk_986: You know what the deck needs? More cowbell!
Spades_Slicc: Why is the puppet dead on the ground?
GredGredmansson: its asleep
narset6691: muted
Spades_Slicc: ah
tyrsredritehand: It is what happens when you mute
definenull: spoilers for bro /s
GredGredmansson: @definenull you mean ONE
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM the puppet is funnier dead
Nydestroyer: streamer mode
sprucebruce21: nah screw that puppet
adept_nekomancer: Giving them the gift of dignity.
Spades_Slicc: I wish I had the puppet
Nydestroyer: I am glad the percentage of lightning dog is way low
GredGredmansson: the puppet was in a trailer for something right?
Spades_Slicc: Scauldron
definenull: oh?
sprucebruce21: @GredGredmansson was it not the Eldraine trailer?
Nydestroyer: fixing
micalovits: I guess thats a way to fix your splash
Spades_Slicc: Surprise Red
graal_smith: Fix of wishes
Nukified: sometimes you wish for land, I guess
dwchief: grim gulli? or whatever their name is
dwchief: omg
NotCainNorAbel: LRR Law
definenull: ahhh
Spades_Slicc: They didn't even grab a Theros Mountain
sprucebruce21: rip grumgully, gone but not forgotten
odium_chlorite: any Oko's today?
sprucebruce21: i thought Oko was banned
narset6691: @sprucebruce21 not in limited
dwchief: not in limited @sprucebruce21
Spades_Slicc: @sprucebruce21 In draft?
sprucebruce21: news to me! Oko lives!
MegaDosX: I don't think any cards are banned in limited if only for logistical reasons
Nydestroyer: any thoughts on triple blocking to deny the card?
gamblingaregood: wheelerFee wheelerT
dwchief: makes outlast a bit worse though
sprucebruce21: @MegaDosX i figured since arena was virtual you just drop his percentage to 0 manually
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fireowl98: 31 months! Big Woot!
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shockcycle: Return to nature the so tiny?
GredGredmansson: w00t
Nydestroyer: wow
GredGredmansson: that's Homestar Internet
Nydestroyer: you are right woot is dead
GredGredmansson: 2002
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i sitll say Woo! from time to time
Lysander_salamander: I still say woot
gamblingaregood: there's a cycle to these things
MegaDosX: @sprucebruce21 Which would work potentially, but Eldraine draft on Arena is functionally the same format as Eldraine draft in person, so has to use the same banlist
cmdrelk: woot woot
Nukified: woot woot!
GredGredmansson: its spelled "w00t"
Spades_Slicc: I'm pretty sure the Woot store is still going strong
narset6691: ill woot as i please!!!!
niccus: what about pl0x
definenull: they say pog now
Nydestroyer: you can kill it right?
TheWriterAleph: bring back w00t!!
Nydestroyer: with all the tricks
ThorSokar: fell off the bandwagon after woot dot com went to crap (got bought by amazon)
micalovits: Return+appetite to kill the keeper?
jubeisamurai444: pop the so tiny and appetite it to kill the keeper
meepsalot: I have completely forgot that it existed
sprucebruce21: @MegaDosX fair enough, i just figured they might have a divide at least with Oko
dwchief: nah, bought out by bezos bucks and sucks now @Spades_Slicc
gamblingaregood: the internet is faster than real life, so the 20 year fashion repeat cycle is more like 10 years online. so woot is cool again
NotCainNorAbel: what do the youths say then Mr Savidan?
Earthenone: from w00t to wOwOt
jonathangas: w00t was decently before commodore hustle season 1 which was my oldest gaming memory
MegaDosX: The enchantment might be so tiny, but your brain is so big
v_nome: 2 brains, 1 cell (sorry)
gamblingaregood: uWOOt
sprucebruce21: spicy
MegaDosX: Ey, got there
gamblingaregood: James fell in a hole?
definenull: oh noo
Spades_Slicc: @gamblingaregood Nah he's in Vegas
MegaDosX: Uh oh
gamblingaregood: ah Vegas, the ultimate hole
Nydestroyer: mono frozen
MegaDosX: Sad yas queen
Nydestroyer: I think we let this game go
gamblingaregood: what falls into Vegas stays in Vegas
definenull: speedrun!
MegaDosX: 7-2 let's go
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and guests for our annual pumpkin carving episode of TTSF!) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
gamblingaregood: ooo pumpkins
Lysander_salamander: woot pumpkins
gamblingaregood: teethtime?
Nukified: I hope that's why
MegaDosX: Oh that's intimidating
Spades_Slicc: The best fruit
definenull: tabetaAxe
GapFiller: ideally w/o Ian starting fires in the Moonbase Kappa
Mollylele: lrrIAN πŸ”ͺ
ThorSokar: Carve The Rich?
croisvoix1: I thought knives were banned in the streaming office after the let's nope incident
GapFiller: tho tbf that was literal years ago
Spades_Slicc: That's not a knife
GapFiller: and Ian hasnt done it again since then
definenull: that's his battle armour
cmdrelk: Carve. That. Pumpkin!
sprucebruce21: is Ian allowed a knife? after The Incident?
gamblingaregood: ah I see you've played knifey spoony before
Lysander_salamander: Are they going to get the jumpsuits out to protect them from the guts
Nydestroyer: skill based matchmaking?
Nydestroyer: Kappa
Spades_Slicc: I played a gold 1 as a bronze 3 earlier
GapFiller: sprucebruce21 knives are fine he just isnt allowed to start fires Kappa
gamblingaregood: nah just reuse the Unfinity tarp
unicornguy67: Hey! I think I was just your last opponent!
MegaDosX: Well that's a good card
dwchief: Numot was going against poor bronze and gold players today in Eldraine draft
sprucebruce21: is there a brushwagg in the Eldraine green deck?
Sorator13: @unicornguy67 ahoy!
sprucebruce21: @GapFiller but knives can cause fires with a good flint Kappa
Nukified: ikoria
gamblingaregood: brusshwag came back in ikoria
Nydestroyer: I wonder if they are ever going to make some type of arena exclusive unset
sprucebruce21: I'M GETTING MY SETS MIXED UP OH NO
Spades_Slicc: Brushwaggs live in your heart
unicornguy67: @unicornguy67 How's it going?
Sorator13: @Nydestroyer That's basically what alchemy is
dwchief: @Nydestroyer its called alchemy Kappa
drewm1022: ggs @unicornguy67
gamblingaregood: brusshwag in your heart: 3g heart expands, coronary?
MegaDosX: Rude.
gamblingaregood: characterising alchemy as an un set is... not inaccurate?
MegaDosX: 3/1 and Insatiable?
gamblingaregood: arch unchemy
dwchief: thats what Kappa means - it's a joke @gamblingaregood
dwchief: (from me anyway)
definenull: plz no dragonfire
Nydestroyer: Kappa is twitch /s tag
Sorator13: Eh, 2 for 2
gamblingaregood: I appreciate you teaching me internet symbology. I was pointing out that, joke or not, you're kinda *correct*
definenull: the stormfirst crusader has been doing the work
Fanklok: @gamblingaregood Brushwaggs are not for cardiac people
definenull: OH NO
MegaDosX: You're dead
Nukified: ouch
Sorator13: UH OH
roastbeefsandwitch: oofa doofa
sprucebruce21: oh balls
MegaDosX: No like you're actually dead
Nydestroyer: thats one scary elk
gamblingaregood: it's a 'set' with weird ass mechanics and is only legal in a limited way, that sounds like an un set
MegaDosX: Even elking it doesn't save you
unicornguy67: That's just lethal right?
definenull: rakdos aggro lrrAWW
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for the show!
GhostValv: benginO7
Nydestroyer: they going to make pies with the left overs?
JonnyGlitched: Two Brothers
thejadedthief: Thank you for the stream!
Sorator13: I have added it to my calendar!!
Juliamon: !ppr
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Nydestroyer: LRRBRO
gamblingaregood: secret tunnel!
Fanklok: haha yeah, friends
CururuGuasu: A B S O R B
Mollylele: I have absorbed the information, thank you!
Sorator13: lrrHEART
Nydestroyer: engagement question?
jessicaengle: sergeSpoopyHi
BrowneePoints: Bomb some dodongos!
JonnyGlitched: I'm watching on YouTube right now
JonnyGlitched: Matt?
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
KeytarCat: @JonnyGlitched dun dun DUNNN
Sorator13: I can buy Matt?
definenull: OSFrog
saucemaster5000: Wiggins is an easy buy
xantos69: I am prepared to bongle any dongle!
Nydestroyer: LOL
JonnyGlitched: Which Matt? Wiggins?
jessicaengle: Beej sells the whole thing
Sorator13: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: Round 2!
Nydestroyer: someone played timewalk
Nukified: commander
YeetTheRich_: spoopy commander
nyquister_: Spooky Commander
DeM0nFiRe: Spookymander
Fanklok: I hope Heather leaves in a "now that the YouTube gremlins are gone" comments one time
jessicaengle: Pumpakins! sergeSpoopyLurk
LoadingReadyRun: Spook-mander
Earthenone: 3 zombie decks and whatever wheeler brings
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOPY
Drathak: lrrSPOOPY
KeytarCat: Not a secret, we just can't see it!
aitsu100: Spoopmander
JonnyGlitched: byeeeeeeee
Vampyre_Lord: alex? commander? oh i gotta get in on that
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Phailhammer: cya :)
ContingentCat: oh yeah it's thursday
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Earthenone: also on halloween there will be a watch party with public domain horror movies, for those interested
jessicaengle: "You paid a squirrel to come and gnaw your pumpkin? That's a waste of money. A colossal waste of money."
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian and guests for our annual pumpkin carving episode of TTSF!) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1s from now).
Fanklok: !next
Fanklok: You fool
Spritz_T: wow, that's soon
TheAinMAP: Title change.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: Signal.
jessicaengle: GlitchCat jlrrCooltunes
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Fruan: Every time I try to come up with an overexcited spoonerism for "Pumpkins!" it comes out lewd, so, um. Pumpkins! Yay!
Fanklok: Do it anyway
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! Tonight @ihorner and | @BWheelerMTG are carving pumpkins! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgHWP02aAAA2z2N.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1585784221272272896
jessicaengle: Does pumpkin carving count as Tinkering?
jessicaengle: Or possibly Tailoring?
Earthenone: worst comes to worst we can just fry the seeds :)
Fanklok: Toasted pumpkin seeds are good
jessicaengle: So then all that's left is to solder something onto pumpakins. Got it
Mai_Andra: Tailoring
TehAmelie: i am obliged to show you this gif of a tiny pupper trying to live in a pumpkin and eat it at the same time https://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/699259716340170752
Fruan: If you're just carving a bas relief into your pumpkin, it's tinkering. If you pierce the shell, you've changed the pumpkin's topology. That make it pants, and so then it's tailoring.
TehAmelie: spoiler: he does not get stuck
saucemaster5000: D"AWWWWW
Fanklok: If no one is wearing a pumpkin by the end of the stream then it is a fsilure
saucemaster5000: thanks @TehAmelie
jessicaengle: @TehAmelie He's so smol. That's a very catlike thing for a dog to do
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrIAN lrrWHEELER
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
roastbeefsandwitch: @TehAmelie That is adorable
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Mollylele: Gourd evening, boys
TheWriterAleph: oh my gourd, it's TTSF
gibbousm: I see you got a gourd
definenull: pumpkims!
jessicaengle: There's three pumpkins.
Fanklok: I hope Wheeler carves a peach into his
GhostValv: D:
Lysander_salamander: nice
definenull: OMG that apron is so cute
TehAmelie: naturally. hi Ian et Wheeler
jessicaengle: Is Wheeler pumpakin?
thejadedthief: hello hello!
GhostValv: dropping the mic is something else
thraximore: if ever we have a stream where it's NOT great for wheeler to be here, alert the national guard
TehAmelie: you mean national gourd?
BrowneePoints: when it comes to dis-gourdging them, are you tops or bottoms?
jessicaengle: It's avant gourde!
Fanklok: Gourd art, or gart
thraximore: @TehAmelie :clap:
thraximore: VERY good
thraximore: very gourd*
gibbousm: attack the bottom, it will last longer
DrakoniteStreams: therea48Shook
DarthRagnar815: I carved my pumpkin earlier today and had a lot of fun!
El_Funko: Cat butthole pumpkins seem very in this year
SaxPython: <3
TehAmelie: well, i have once met the captain of the gourd. (in Kingdom of Loathing)
jessicaengle: Hi mom!
saucemaster5000: alright everyone, best behavior
patbaer: I'm watching, so don't worry.
Sibwow: its not smothering its mothering
PunkRockZoologist: Alright! Let's en-face some festive gourds.
DrakoniteStreams: you can't spell smother without mother!
patbaer: and cube shaped
BrowneePoints: They also do Lantern stuff for Fall celebrations right?
saucemaster5000: putting it out there - pumpkin spice Inari
Lysander_salamander: any similar squash in Japan?
gibbousm: like Christmas?
gibbousm: and Valentines day?
TehAmelie: over here we have All Saints' Eve on like november 4 instead of Halloween
Mai_Andra: persimmons are just tiny pumpkins
ArdCollider: you could probably make a reasonable kabocha squash-o-lantern
TehAmelie: the movie was translated to All Bloody Saints' Eve
BrowneePoints: I was gonna say, I know there's stuff in the fall months where they make lanterns for the souls of loved ones and the lost, which we like to conflate with halloween
DrakoniteStreams: bonsai-o-lantern?
Brozard: Love the apron, Wheeler
TehAmelie: not that we don't do Halloween these days
control_rig: IAN
jessicaengle: I would celebrate Steve Martin Day
jessicaengle: You carve Steve Martin's face into a pumpkin
saucemaster5000: heh. a faded horner.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHAM
DoodlestheGreat: We're gonna get to the bottom of this pumpkin, or else!
BrowneePoints: Man, growing up in the Midwest, finding out yall have 4h in Canada as well was a SHOCK
control_rig: Ooooh, the bottom tech
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
definenull: correct
cmdrelk: LUL