Juliamon: Humans never cease to amaze, unfortunately
TehAmelie: if we want to be precise, Fuller was not a scientist, but an engineer. not dealing in predictions but in solutions to problems
twitch_xeo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
twitch_xeo: lrrHEART
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twitch_xeo: prefiring the subbiversary... subbaversary... something like that
TehAmelie: 15 months, that's basically a year
twitch_xeo: hex year soon
TemporallyAwry: penaddSmand - still one of my favorite zero-context emotes.
Fanklok: what is it
TemporallyAwry: It's a silly pen-case with a silly name. But surprisingly good functionality. That was made into an emote PrideShrug
adambomb625: Early gang hype!
TehAmelie: LuvPeekR here are some emotse i have never used and have no idea what they reference LuvPeekL
TemporallyAwry: LuvBlondeL LuvPeekR LuvOops get some use from me. But I also don't know what the characters are from.
TehAmelie: this series had something to do with streamers. seems unlikely, watching streams on twitch?
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a fox in Crocs trading stocks to an ox with pox for lox at Mox
TehAmelie: phat rhyming procs
Welbog: Spoopmander
Spades_Slicc: I'm ready to get spooped
r10pez10: can someone do the spot eomji for a sec
Fanklok: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, a 4-player SPOOKY Commander game! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
Spades_Slicc: Do you think any of the spirits and zombies in tonights game were caused by the same death?
Manae: !next
TehAmelie: lrrSPOT ?
r10pez10: thankyou
Manae: @Fanklok lrrHORN lrrHORN
Spades_Slicc: Nicely done @Fanklok
Welbog: @Spades_Slicc I don't see why we can't get at least one skeleton, one ooze and one spirit from one death.
TemporallyAwry: @TehAmelie Ah - they are characters from the RPG emotes, and I can't figure out from twitch if that's original or not.
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #7763: "There are no consequences!" —Adam, moments before experiencing consequences [2021-09-06]
TemporallyAwry: @korvys *snaps* ooh, a good one
TehAmelie: lrrSPOT_TK
Welbog: lrrAWESOME_SG
NewtyNewts: Hey all
Spades_Slicc: !findquote zombie
LRRbot: Quote #6682: "Why don't baby zombies catch fire in the sun?" —Serge [2020-01-07]
thraximore: a very good question
Spades_Slicc: Ah classic Serge, trying to murder children with the power of nuclear fusion
TemporallyAwry: It's a feature AND a bug ;p
Welbog: Why do adult zombies catch fire in the sun?
thraximore: allergies
r10pez10: to get to the other side
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
fuzzy_died: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, a 4-player SPOOKY Commander game! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Spades_Slicc: @Welbog They're the zombies of vampires
Welbog: mind = blown
shurtal: So, how spooky is this Commander game gonna be? Cause i'm a cardiac people
korvys: !findquote spooky
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DoodlestheGreat: JUMP SCARE
TehAmelie: playing "Zombie" by the Cranberries as a Halloween soundtrack to infuriate everyone in listening distance who listens to the actual words
Welbog: Grapekeeper should be a commander
letfireraindown: !findquote spoopy
LRRbot: Quote #6009: "Ooh this is spoopy, what are you?" —Serge [2019-04-23]
Spades_Slicc: Is that like playing Hallelujah during chrismats @tehamelie?
CanPlayGames: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, a 4-player SPOOKY Commander game! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
TehAmelie: probably much more inappropriate
TemporallyAwry: @Welbog Grapeshot bolted onto a creature? :D
Spades_Slicc: Is the stream still offline for everyone else?
WiJohn: Yes
Welbog: Yes
TemporallyAwry: !soon
Spades_Slicc: !prev
CanPlayGames: !Sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
DoodlestheGreat: SOON™
CanPlayGames: !updog
LRRbot: Not much. What's !updog with you? lrrSPOT
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
saucemaster5000: happy paper fright
TehAmelie: i did like how in 2016 Zombie was more or less the soundtrack of the Easter uprising centennial remembrance
WiJohn: Worlds will keep me entertained until the real magic content starts
Spades_Slicc: !last
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
TemporallyAwry: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
Spades_Slicc: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
Welbog: !badadvice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Heal yourself before you heal others.
DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
LRRbot: Cheese. Cheese no snap.
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Spades_Slicc: @LRRbot Schrodinger be damned
saucemaster5000: ha! cheese no snap cheese no snap
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs
ihlendrax: Cheese no snap is GOOD advice, LRRbot.
Spades_Slicc: !goodadvice
TehAmelie: ha, one of those Lrrbotisms are real
Spades_Slicc: huh, why is good advice mod only?
TemporallyAwry: !findquote friends
LRRbot: Quote #3022: "If any of you out there have an opportunity to have James as a friend, turn it down. It's not worth it." —Adam [2016-07-22]
Welbog: Signail
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Fanklok: My one cat enjoys climbing on my shoulders when I get out of the shower, and only when I get out of the shower
TehAmelie: secure your own mask before helping others. true story
Earthenone subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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Spades_Slicc: lrrSIG
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TemporallyAwry: lrrSIG penaddChair lrrSIG
thraximore: we get signal
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc It might have gotten switched by accident, I'll fix it
Juliamon: (sometimes LRRbot randomly switches permissions)
r10pez10: we only give good advice
ihlendrax: And my food just arrived. Perfect timing.
Spades_Slicc: fascinating
Juliamon: (we don't know why)
Spades_Slicc: LRRbot is the ghost of permissions past
Fanklok: Is LRRbot sentient
Juliamon: it also deleted !adult once
saucemaster5000: spooky LRRBot
r10pez10: julia it's obvious, the bot is sentient
Koshindan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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CanPlayGames: WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! mst3kSilhouetteEmily
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on Friday Night Paper FRIGHT, we're having a Halloween Spoopmander Fight! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgMg8LxacAA9LmP.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1586147746649878528
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG !
DeM0nFiRe: who's ready for spoopy cardboard
MurphEP subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOPY
Juliamon: goodadvice should be available to subs again now
twitch_xeo: if Spoopifer isn't a player, I'm out
MurphEP: lrrSPOOP
Earthenone: !gooseadvice
Spades_Slicc: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
dougma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
dougma: o/ spoop
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, dougma! (Today's storm count: 29)
djalternative: oh great. got back just in time
r10pez10: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Just Chatting
Spades_Slicc: @Earthenone HYONK!
BjjBrain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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djalternative: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Fanklok: Paul told me he was incapable of giving LRRbot sentience but that just means either he was lying or the creation has out developed the creator
DeM0nFiRe: gdqHONK
Ludorae: Morning
Juliamon: Fanklok Paul didn't make LRRbot
JonnyGlitched: Hi everyone!
TehAmelie: we're just bulding up to the moment when Lrrbot randomly gives itself permission to load the whole internet into its search terms and then accidentally takes over an automated factory by overloading its admin access password prompt with cat pictures and the robocalypse begins
ViperousPlanet subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
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Fanklok: Then who did
Earthenone: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
Juliamon: Fanklok Qrpth, Defrost, and a few others
Juliamon: lrrbot.com has more info
Fanklok: I will be sure to not remember that
flatluigi: if you try hard enough you can. i believe in you :)
flatluigi: i hope someone's bringing the scariest sort of commander deck: 2020 green cards
r10pez10: !game override Magic: the Gathering
LRRbot: Override enabled. Currently playing: Magic: the Gathering
SuperPenguinWizard subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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Fanklok: I can state at my trash can tell myself it needs to be taken out then walk out the front door with no trash
TehAmelie: green cards? in commander? seems unfair
Sorator13: lrrSIG
r10pez10: lrrbot are you sentient
TemporallyAwry: !sᴏᴏɴ
r10pez10: !advice
LRRbot: Make the bones touch
computercolinx: !loveulrrbot
Sorator13: @Fanklok I have learned that if I want to be sure to take it out, I must physically take the bag out of the can and put it in front of the door, so that I literally trip over it on my way out
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Obey.
KBKarma: Very.
NewtyNewts: That IS bad advice
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
JonnyGlitched: AAAH
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Mischievous_Catgeist: Ah
Welbog: lrrSPOOP
r10pez10: i did actually jump yeah
TehAmelie: means we're supposed to disobey
micalovits: Ah!
RaklarLS: BANAN
hd_dabnado: wheelerClown
ragnarhedin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ragnarhedin! (Today's storm count: 33)
KBKarma: Wheeler as Pierrot. Cool.
Sorator13: hey wait a second, that's not coribanan!
Kadenus: oh god please no
JonnyGlitched: Both Ben's look hot
NewtyNewts: Jump card!
Dish_KP: AHHH
Mischievous_Catgeist: wheeler isnt in a costume ?
whitefirecomix: oh no, nerds!
TehAmelie: hello, you kings and queens and bananas
Fanklok: Wow a clown, a banana, one of the village people and Alex
Sorator13: Serge as a member of the village people
JonnyGlitched: like, temperature wise
voslan: Is alex the Monarch already? Man i can't belive he found the crown.
saucemaster5000: Ben went as Cori for halloween
Tarbage_Goilets subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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Sorator13: I approve
hd_dabnado: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
Mai_Andra: Commandeez Nuts.
niccus: it's commander night and everyone's mono blue! oooooooo!
conquestofcroutons: the scariest thing? calling for a doctors appointment ourselves?
CAKHost: Spooopy pumpkins!
NewtyNewts: King, Banana, Clown and Foreman
r10pez10: that is a hecking shiny thing in the back wow
djalternative: Alex is starting with the monarch
CururuGuasu: This Village People cover band is a little off
Tediouspie: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok
JonnyGlitched: I'm very single
jessieimproved: Than you'll be there
drthvd3r subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 71 months!
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Keab42: How did you guys manage to convince Pagliacci to play commander?
Ludorae: I think it has a backlight
ShadowFirelaw: lrrALEX
whitefirecomix: hot off the button-press
micalovits: New button!
RaklarLS: workman, lockedman, comedyman and bananman
Spades_Slicc: Everyone's playing 25 mountains 74 lightning bolts and Norin the Wary
MegaDosX: Amazing
JonnyGlitched: "The button has just changed" is cool
Sorator13: alex, taking a bite of a burger while they talk about hot singles in your area is a Choice
ExitPursuedByABear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ExitPursuedByABear! (Today's storm count: 36)
MegaDosX: That does sound very Serge
AkiraBalance27: @Keab42 His doctor recommended it
djalternative: too many of the buttons are just Serge quotes
TehAmelie: who wants to stay at 1+ hp foreeever?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
JonnyGlitched: Hot banana Ben
BusTed: pogliacci
Arakasi01: Atraxa incoming Kappa
TemporallyAwry: "Foil Lands make Foil Mana" is still my favorite pin lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Fanklok: Me with lethal on board thinking of a complicated plan to win next turn
Boon_33: Lord Regicide
Spades_Slicc: Happy Birthday
Sorator13: oh I thought that was a Prince Andrew cosplay
jessieimproved: Puddles Pity Party
AzaleaCloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
AzaleaCloud: Spoopmander! ^^
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, AzaleaCloud! (Today's storm count: 37)
hd_dabnado: the great pogliacci
NewtyNewts: Buttdoctor!
flatluigi: WHEELER
JonnyGlitched: But doctor! my ass!
TehAmelie: Benana!
JonnyGlitched: Get out
hd_dabnado: I love you alex
AkiraBalance27: gdi Ben
DeM0nFiRe: sergePun
NewtyNewts: Nanner!
saucemaster5000: Get in
josh___something: Benana!
r10pez10: i think i can hear paul shaking his head
Mischievous_Catgeist: ook ook benana ?
MegaDosX: Oh boy.
LordZarano: escher3PUN
micalovits: So kill Ben first, got it
CyberFive: Benana power!
Fanklok: Ben, that's not how you spell banana
JonnyGlitched: Clowns are scary
Spades_Slicc: @JonnyGlitched Butt doctor, my ass!
TemporallyAwry: Ben needs to generate a quote tonight so it can be signed - Benana PrideLaugh
Musicsquid: Yooo glissa is one of my favorite commanders
flatluigi: goddamn
RaklarLS: she's a phyrexian elf, close enough
GhostValv: gottem
josh___something: GOT EM
TehAmelie: that is a different banana from Banana Cori innit
KBKarma: Strong start.
YeomanAres: good looking pumpkins in the background
MegaDosX: !card glissa the traitor
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
JonnyGlitched: wait...
flatluigi: can't wait to see the first bojuka bog
TehAmelie: "lLord of the Undead" just say Edward
MegaDosX: Oh boy Blim
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
TehAmelie: Kappa
JonnyGlitched: stacking symmetrical effects?
themcclintalk: Did we patreon?
Radyin: I have always wanted to build a Glissa, the Traitor deck. I'm looking forward to this.
micalovits: We did patreon
Spades_Slicc: Aw man, gonna have to max the vid to read the cards, no chat for me
JonnyGlitched: Turbo egg?
CururuGuasu: Zombie-facts
AzaleaCloud: "You're gonna like me!" said Tymaret, the Murder King.
LRRbot: Dockside Chef [B] | Enchantment Creature — Human Citizen [1/2] | {1}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card.
Fanklok: One of my life goals is to target Ratadrabik with a kicked Rite of Replication
JonnyGlitched: Darkseid Chef?
hd_dabnado: better than an extortionist
TehAmelie: Serge's biography will be called "live fast and fastbond"
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
SnowBuddy18: would have loved to see it if each player had a different second colour
MegaDosX: I'm keen to see this deck, Blim seems fun
CururuGuasu: Now I want ramen
LRRbot: Rakdos, Lord of Riots [BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | You can't cast this spell unless an opponent lost life this turn. / Flying, trample / Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.
raulghoulia: from outerspace?
Robot_Bones: Rakdos Juggalos
Akaias: damn, i'm rakdos intolerant LUL
GredGredmansson: Killer Klowns from Other Planes
JonnyGlitched: Killer Clowns from Outer Spaaaaaace
LRRbot: Ratadrabik of Urborg [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/3] | Vigilance, ward {2} / Other Zombies you control have vigilance. / Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
TemporallyAwry: Yeah, a Rakdos clown could probably give Pennywise a run for his money.
JokerBoney: Rakdos, but the earth is actually round this time
flatluigi: urborg, not currently in play
Earthenone: a zombie that helps zombies? in this economy?
SK__Ren: This card slaps
Rogue_07 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
Rogue_07: Happy Hallow-mander
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JonnyGlitched: neat
theevermist subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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Dog_of_Myth: Ratadrabik is a fun card
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
AzaleaCloud: Wait, there's no blue at this table... You know what that means? No Cyclonic Rift! PogChamp
flatluigi: the thing i really like about ratatat is that it *doesn't* exile
MegaDosX: Shout out to a table entirely without blue btw
LRRbot: Temple of Silence | Land | Temple of Silence enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
JonnyGlitched: Who has the weenie boardwipe?
LRRbot: Tymaret, the Murder King [BR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Tymaret, the Murder King deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return Tymaret from your graveyard to your hand.
Earthenone: no burger king alter?
thraximore: oh heck yah
TehAmelie: !card Murder
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
AzaleaCloud: @Earthenone Alex IS the Burger King alter.
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
LRRbot: Gravecrawler [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | Gravecrawler can't block. / You may cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
r10pez10: are you not peeling well
NewtyNewts: He's starting to sweat
JonnyGlitched: I knew the banana was a mistake as soon as I saw it
flatluigi: i think we'd be okay with ben unpeeling
MegaDosX: That chef chose violence
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
A_Dub888: Ooooh Benana
Rogue_07: Ick, or wellspring
LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
electra310: I wondered what we were doing Just Chatting about Magic
LRRbot: Weathered Wayfarer [W] | Creature — Human Nomad Cleric [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
TehAmelie: if Ben loses this game he will be the banana bread kennedys
hammertime316: That's a nice looking fire Dimond.
Earthenone: thats nither a legend nor a zombie
Orxolon: hellooo
JonnyGlitched: best off curve card ever
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh katesGift katesAw cosplays
MegaDosX: Alex with first zombie and first commander on the table
Alas_Babylon: The Moidah King
greyducky: Wow. Just logged in and thought “the Village People have changed a lot.”
KBKarma: Long time since I heard 2HG.
LRRbot: Buried Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Buried Ruin: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
DigitalSeahorse: a bit thrown off by the banana not having the yellow cards
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BusTed: Sandwiches?
Natural_Ones_Only: For the mods, the stream is still categorized as "Just Chatting"
AzaleaCloud: Serge expected chaos and violence. That's why he's wearing the hard hat.
NewtyNewts: They know
LRRbot: Rakdos Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.
DigitalSeahorse: I thought never
Fanklok: What does riding dirty even mean
DMGlol: is alex technically the monarch
LRRbot: Hellhole Flailer [1BR] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/2] | Unleash / {2}{B}{R}, Sacrifice Hellhole Flailer: Hellhole Flailer deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker.
korvys: Work release commander
JokerBoney: Alex played the Chainer precon
JokerBoney: the 4 mana 3/2 discard play from bin guy
djalternative: !holes
LRRbot: Luckily, this is Hole In One.... Or Two!
JokerBoney: it was him, Ian, Ben and Graham iirc
TehAmelie: *ostentatiously avoids moving hands in front of camera*
r10pez10: i do not wish to visit the hellhole
Alas_Babylon: Drift compatible
saucemaster5000: I'd accept my hellhole fate with quiet dignity and grace. Like Gene Wilder
Fistacles subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
Fistacles: noice
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LRRbot: Orzhov Basilica | Land | Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield tapped. / When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {W}{B}.
Fanklok: The hellhole is where uses Taco Bell goes
Fanklok: used
Tiny_Genius_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:31.
NewtyNewts: Where did Alex find scissors that big!?
saucemaster5000: Used Taco Bell?
AkiraBalance27: dont cut him, youll make a banana split!
TemporallyAwry: @Fanklok nope nope nope - "used food" needs to get out of my head.
DigitalSeahorse: I have one of those noses, would make a good nose warmer
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i did not know Tymaret was a red/black card before
AzaleaCloud: @Fanklok WutFace You're not wrong, but WutFace
LRRbot: Geralf's Messenger [BBB] | Creature — Zombie [3/2] | Geralf's Messenger enters the battlefield tapped. / When Geralf's Messenger enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 2 life. / Undying
azkovo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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MegaDosX: Alex said beep beep
TehAmelie: if i had to pick just one word by Gene Wilder, it would be his line "when?" in Blazing Saddles
NarishmaReborn: messenger etb tapped
AzaleaCloud: Tap that Geralf
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is it just me or did the Village People lineup change
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I don't remember the Banana
Fistacles: too shiny
LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
Sorator13: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII definitely just yoyu
Sorator13: benan has always been a member
MegaDosX: "On your end step, Path the Perilous Myr"
LRRbot: Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Each player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, Tymaret's commander text is empty
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh yeah, Police Officer, Construc Worker, King, Clown, Biker, Banana
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You right
DigitalSeahorse: katesHm
Robot_Bones: #Blessed
TemporallyAwry: !chat
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LRRbot: Hackrobat [1BR] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Spectacle {B}{R} / {B}: Hackrobat gains deathtouch until end of turn. / {R}: Hackrobat gets +2/−2 until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: no one tell Ben that we love him
stevefromdetroit: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #2602: "Absolute horse bananas!" —James [2016-05-25]
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN voxlunRad voxlunGeiger Ben is RAD
stevefromdetroit: i mean...
Sorator13: blinders, paul; blinkers are entirely different :D
LRRbot: Ragamuffyn [2B] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [2/2] | Hellbent — {T}, Sacrifice a creature or land: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
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micalovits: Muffin!
raulghoulia: can you scryfall for clown?
Sorator13: actually, TIL blinkers is another word for blinders, nevermind
DigitalSeahorse: no really, Ben is RAD, he's a banana! voxlunRad lrrBEN voxlunGeiger
lirazel64: So... who wants to say outrageously nice things about Ben Ulmer?
AzaleaCloud: Ancient Tomb
micalovits: Ancient tomb?
GredGredmansson: @raulghoulia that's to Unfinity, yes
Fanklok: Is a scarecrow a clown
JokerBoney: ancient tomb
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @loadingreadyrun Paul, do I have permission to use the lrrAWESOME emkte in a RagaMuffin alter?
r10pez10: !addquote (Bengineering) [Now] The one good thing about this costume is that I literally cannot see Twitch chat. | dressed as a banana
LRRbot: New quote #8298: "The one good thing about this costume is that I literally cannot see Twitch chat." —Bengineering, dressed as a banana [2022-10-28]
MegaDosX: Ouchie Tomb
NewtyNewts: Good quote.
Sorator13: excellent quote
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
flatluigi: did ben draw?
AzaleaCloud: Ben Ulmer, doing the old Yu-Gi-Oh "actually don't bother shuffling, I'm going back in my deck in a second."
DigitalSeahorse: humans are also rad and become more so by eating Ben-I mean bananas
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LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
hd_dabnado: @AzaleaCloud thats the canlander special
AzaleaCloud: That too.
LRRbot: Deadapult [2R] | Enchantment | {R}, Sacrifice a Zombie: Deadapult deals 2 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: I beg your pardon
JokerBoney: YEAAAAAAH
DigitalSeahorse: katesWat
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
thraximore: oh YEAH
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Classic niche aristocrats card
Ludorae: outstanding
Fistacles: can confirm a blazing zombie would indeed ruin my day
Wonderdoc: Spicy
baskwalla: Forget trebuchet
MegaDosX: Alex really woke up and chose violence
NewtyNewts: This game may not take long LUL
NarishmaReborn: nooooo
KBKarma: Next TTSF: Alex and Ian make a miniature trebuchet.
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
SquirrelLord1111: Alex does have the "Murder King" as his commander
CyberFive: Ajani, no!
Fanklok: I like Geralf's Messanger with Fain the Broker
saucemaster5000: Cstapults only work with full grown bobcats
stevefromdetroit: cool trick Ben!
LRRbot: Sylvok Replica [3] | Artifact Creature — Shaman [1/3] | {G}, Sacrifice Sylvok Replica: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
DigitalSeahorse: cat-a-pult ssandSPOOKED
hd_dabnado: wheelerClown
DigitalSeahorse: ssandWOW
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Boon_33: that explains why my trebuchet keeps uprooting trees/
Mangledpixel: skulk lamp
Mischievous_Catgeist: hey a skulljack
TehAmelie: since we were talking about camouflage https://i.imgur.com/pMJNlMB.jpg
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is Serge just on Mirrodin.dec? I love you Serge
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
The_Ninjurai: The only commander I don't know is Wheeler's
GredGredmansson: Blim on commentary
KBKarma: Born on the Bayou!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN
PhormDjinni: Bayou Bayou John Madden
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SnowBuddy18: Mirrodeck
GredGredmansson: thanks lex
mmatthew1004: what dice are they using?
LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
Ludorae: the "traitor" and the "murder king" fighting it out seems valid
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @mmatthew1004 Uhh, Chessex dice Graham got at a con
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX 2020Victory
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
TehAmelie: if my king was a murder king i would consider traitoring as an ethical act
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWHEELER katesCri
thraximore: LITERALLY a mistake
micalovits: Only one of those is banned in legacy, should tell you everything
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Fistacles: a perilous job, some might say
HadesLeprechaun: it gives the creature a -1 defense, that's a drawback!
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Arakasi01: In magic, if you wanna know who did it, a wizard did
Alas_Babylon: !card Master of Cruelties
LRRbot: Master of Cruelties [3BR] | Creature — Demon [1/4] | First strike, deathtouch / Master of Cruelties can only attack alone. / Whenever Master of Cruelties attacks a player and isn't blocked, that player's life total becomes 1. Master of Cruelties assigns no combat damage this combat.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I always imagined the creature installs it themself, and halfway through realizes it was a bad idea and dies
flatluigi: YES
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Alas_Babylon: Yeeeeeeees!
NewtyNewts: Hek yeah!
laikagoat: fionClown wheelerClown
AzaleaCloud: Woooooow. XD
TehAmelie: the board got your nose!
Gooseblast: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
TemporallyAwry: Oh no - the new clowns lrrHORN
CyberFive: Get in, boys!!
AzaleaCloud: It really IS on flavor!
GredGredmansson: BEEPBEEP
f_tan_theta: oh no, I'm gonna need to build wheelers deck
stevefromdetroit: yee honk!
MegaDosX: Wheeler practically casting a Fireball here
thraximore: !card clown car
LRRbot: Clown Car [X] | Artifact — Vehicle [1/1] | When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 on Clown Car. / Crew 2
niccus: is this a messy crit
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wheeler better have the Affinity for Clowns card
niccus: where's the hunger die
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kJoel lrrSERGE
GredGredmansson: !card Omniclown Colossus
LRRbot: Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm | Omniclown Colossus [8RR] | Artifact Creature — Clown Robot [7/7] | Affinity for Clowns / Trample // Pie-roclasm [3RR] | Sorcery — Adventure | Pie-roclasm deals π damage to each non-Clown creature.
MegaDosX: Send in the clowns
NewtyNewts: Wonderful cards.
TemporallyAwry: So a card that makes tokens doesn't negatively interact with color identity? Good to know.
Fistacles: became a slightly better Enchanted Carriage.
raulghoulia: deals pi damage -kisses fingertips-
Alas_Babylon: @TemporallyAwry Color *words* don't count. Only color pips.
MegaDosX: I just saw that seven drop in Ben's deck
KBKarma: Ben seems to be accelerating for his life.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It only impacts color identity if a colored mana symbol appears in the text box (Not reminder text)
AzaleaCloud: @TemporallyAwry Nope. Same reason "off-color" fetchlands don't negatively interact with color identity. Color identity only cares about mana symbols.
NewtyNewts: He may need to
micalovits: !decklist
KBKarma: The fact that no-one's targeting him is very lucky.
LRRbot: Vault of the Archangel | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Creatures you control gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.
flatluigi: @TemporallyAwry yep, it's explicitly whatever color icons are on the card, or inherent to types or abilities for edge cases (like how a card with type forest has a 'tap to add [green icon]' inherently)
Alas_Babylon: Indeed
GredGredmansson: There are 5 cards that mention "clown" that Wheeler can legally put in his BR deck
TemporallyAwry: I usually build the deck online first and just trust the website when it tells me I did something wrong - so I don't actually know all the rules LuvOops
LRRbot: Arvad the Cursed [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [3/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Other legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.
r10pez10: i forgot about this cool guy
Alas_Babylon: He only buffs cool people
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Who would have thought the legendary tribal deck would play a legendary
KBKarma: Important. And Squee.
LRRbot: Nurturing Peatland | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Nurturing Peatland: Draw a card.
saucemaster5000: Clown Sauce is deadly to vampires, fun fact
Alas_Babylon: Babe, are you OK? You've barely touched your murder king
flatluigi: to be fair, alex did kill something that turn
Simriel: The land for nurturing Pete. Hope you feel better soon Pete.
LRRbot: Wurmcoil Engine [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When Wurmcoil Engine dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
AzaleaCloud: Alex, are you okay? You've barely touched your blood of the innocent.
r10pez10: vOv
lirazel64: @huecalpixquijeaniii As one does.
r10pez10: think you're good
Boon_33: he's the murder king though
micalovits: You didn't nug youurself
flatluigi: i think he's been on x7 for the last turn cycle
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @lirazel64 As is his right
Ludorae: went to 27 off the fetch last turn
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
TehAmelie: it's the wurm AND the coil that makes it so insufferable. it would be fine if it was just one or the other
LRRbot: Talisman of Indulgence [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Talisman of Indulgence deals 1 damage to you.
samteacheslatin: I believe that, statistically, one is in fact zero
Alas_Babylon: There's another fancy Wurmcoil coming with BRO
Sorator13: @TehAmelie The engine, on the other hand, is rather mediocre
NewtyNewts: You only lose one (life). YOLO(L)
AzaleaCloud: Ulmer, when Wheeler kills you with a Gut Shot, remember what you just said.
Gooseblast: Warming up chat trust for desertbus wheelerClown
LRRbot: Bedevil [BBR] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The fact that there aren't Wurm and Coil Masterpiece tokens makes me sad
DigitalSeahorse: xD
laikagoat: fionLOL
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Laserbeaks_Fury: BUGgly
mitomanox: I'm sure this pun has been made today, but here it goes: <3 I love BEN-ANA <3
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
NarishmaReborn: love that art
micalovits: Does that trigger Glissa?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWHEELER katesCri katesCri katesCri katesFlower
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Honk Honk
NewtyNewts: !card glissa
LRRbot: Did you mean: Glissa Sunseeker; Glissa, the Traitor; Glissa's Scorn; Glissa's Courier
drthvd3r: For half a second there I thought he was using Ragamuffin as a nickname for Ragavan.
MegaDosX: !card clown car
LRRbot: Clown Car [X] | Artifact — Vehicle [1/1] | When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 on Clown Car. / Crew 2
lirazel64: Isn't it strange?
flatluigi: it's a 5/5!
GredGredmansson: !card glissa traitor
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
Earthenone: Glissa will remember this
AzaleaCloud: Nice save. XD
NewtyNewts: Missed trigger, oh well
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The Benana has taken some bruises
GredGredmansson: glissa is a may, its fine
flatluigi: oh geez glissa is messed up
DigitalSeahorse: katesCri kates7
micalovits: I am sure plenty of things will die
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
NewtyNewts: LUL
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh putting the axe in RELaxed
KBKarma: I don't think he *can* target Skullclamp. Wasn't the sac to get rid of Skullclamp?
LRRbot: Ratadrabik of Urborg [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/3] | Vigilance, ward {2} / Other Zombies you control have vigilance. / Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
KBKarma: Which means there's a race condition.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Cards are played at REL: Axed unless that card is currently banned in a format
Gooseblast: aroboDance Not the clamps!
micalovits: Nope, sac was after to draw a card
KBKarma: Ah!
NewtyNewts: Ouchie has been called.
Sorator13: everyone's RELaxed until the Skullclamp leaves the graveyard...
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LRRbot: Athreos, God of Passage [1WB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [5/4] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to white and black is less than seven, Athreos isn't a creature. / Whenever another creature you own dies, return it to your hand unless target opponent pays 3 life.
MegaDosX: Ooh
MaidOfCake: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
KBKarma: Wow. I wonder if anyone has RFG cards.
LRRbot: Liliana, Death's Majesty [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [5] | [+1]: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Mill two cards. / [−3]: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. / [−7]: Destroy all non-Zombie creatures.
mitomanox: I can only imagine how itchy Wheele's red nose feels.
AzaleaCloud: I'm almost positive Wheeler's deck has a Rakdos Charm in it.
LRRbot: Cryptbreaker [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Radyin: When you get a bunch of Canlander players playing Commander, life totals drop quickly.
AzaleaCloud: Not for the GY hate component, but because making all an opponent's creatures ping them for 1 is funny.
cmdrelk: Love Cryptbreaker, so good
DigitalSeahorse: a chunk of my arm rest is coming loose, I shud really get a new chair
hd_dabnado: wheelerClown
DigitalSeahorse: or just saw off these arm rests
shurtal: does wheeler have his own clown egg?
Earthenone: never thought i would hear serge say the C word on air like that
CyberFive: "Who brought the Phyrexian Wurm to the Inventor's Fair!?"
Laserbeaks_Fury: She's a....Cryptbreaker.....Dreambreaker
LRRbot: Shriekmaw [4B] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Fear / When Shriekmaw enters the battlefield, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. / Evoke {1}{B}
AzaleaCloud: @Earthenone He says "coffee" literally all the time. Kappa
LRRbot: Bedeck // Bedazzle | Bedeck [{B/R}{B/R}] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/−3 until end of turn. // Bedazzle [4BR] | Instant | Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
DigitalSeahorse: the whole bedeck
korvys: !card Glissa
LRRbot: Did you mean: Glissa Sunseeker; Glissa, the Traitor; Glissa's Scorn; Glissa's Courier
korvys: !card Glissa, the traitor
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
DigitalSeahorse: nice
The_Ninjurai: Isn't it any opponent may pay the life?
LRRbot: Nighthowler [1BB] | Enchantment Creature — Horror [0/0] | Bestow {2}{B}{B} / Nighthowler and enchanted creature each get +X/+X, where X is the number of creature cards in all graveyards.
adambomb625: !card Athreos
LRRbot: Did you mean: Kunoros, Hound of Athreos; Athreos, Shroud-Veiled; Athreos, God of Passage; Scholar of Athreos
micalovits: Its target opponent, very fun
saucemaster5000: I dunno that benana is wearing sunglasses so somebody's cool
MegaDosX: !card athreos, god of passage
AzaleaCloud: Wait...
Gooseblast: Yowza
adambomb625: 3
DigitalSeahorse: Wheeler is still cool except for the nose, which has warmer on it
AzaleaCloud: !card Athreos, God of Passage
Lysander_salamander: hello folks
Fistacles: Wurmcoil says Awoo
AzaleaCloud: !card God of Passage
niccus: that's not even worth a kill spell!
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DigitalSeahorse: digita435LOVE lrrWHEELER
Laserbeaks_Fury: At least it does't have any relevant abilities
adambomb625: Athreos is, in fact target opponent, not any
frostownik: catch y'all on vod!
KBKarma: Byee!
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
CyberFive: A Myr? PERRY THE MYR!?
AzaleaCloud: Professional hockey player Corey Perry? What are you doing on Serge's board? And why are you a Myr?
KBKarma: So, I can think of a good reason to kill that Wurmcoil. Namely, gets rid of those +5/+5 counters.
KBKarma: From an 11/11 to two 3/3s.
baskwalla: Uh, isn't Wheeler supposed to honk the horn?
Lysander_salamander: !card clowncar
LRRbot: Clown Car [X] | Artifact — Vehicle [1/1] | When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 on Clown Car. / Crew 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: *THWIP* Message for you, sir!
Earthenone: "I'll have the clown car attack Lilliana Deaths majesty" classic magic sentance
KBKarma: "I'm not going out like a chump!"
LRRbot: Blood Cultist [1BR] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}: Blood Cultist deals 1 damage to target creature. / Whenever a creature dealt damage by Blood Cultist this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Blood Cultist.
Murderface9797: I kind of want Wheeler to do the goodfellas line
korvys: take out the clowns
LRRbot: Rakdos Trumpeter [1B] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/3] | Menace / {3}{R}: Rakdos Trumpeter gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: blood cultist rips the cultist out of the car to sacrifice it
NewtyNewts: Rich... and spicy
r10pez10: how is a card called 'blood cultist' *not* rakdosy
AzaleaCloud: "HYUK HYUK HYUK I'M DYING SQUIRTLE"
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
GredGredmansson: lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: katesCri well grounded clowns
MegaDosX: Wheeler suddenly playing RNA limited
JokerBoney: RaggamuffynDom
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Alas_Babylon: neat!
Omega_Lairon: Soth Ifrica
AzaleaCloud: LUL
KBKarma: Oh neat. Wheeler has a ready supply of biltong!
GredGredmansson: "Vuvuzela" is the name of the devil that invented that instrument
MegaDosX: I was literally about to ask if people confuse him for Australian
MegaDosX: Because that happens all the goddamn time
Daring_Apprentice: no more Dixie please
Sorator13: I-
Sorator13: okay
GredGredmansson: Space Australia?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fool! Rakdos doots as he pleases!
Sorator13: that is something that was said
mastershake29x: @korvys New Zealand
MegaDosX: Oh boy
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
AzaleaCloud: Ben. You monster.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah
MegaDosX: Sheoldred is such a problem
saucemaster5000: I still don't believe in Australia Prime
Sorator13: oh god
micalovits: I love t!
Alex_Frostfire: Who put that in there?
Laserbeaks_Fury: he he...I'm in danger
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is a strong card
LRRbot: Patriar's Seal [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {1}, {T}: Untap target legendary creature you control.
The_Ninjurai: Does Ben have lands that can tap for two mana?
MegaDosX: He has an Orzhov Basilica and Ancient Tomb
The_Ninjurai: Thanks MegaDosX !
LRRbot: Grave Titan [4BB] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
JokerBoney: !card arvad
LRRbot: Arvad the Cursed [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [3/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Other legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.
MegaDosX: Alex took the words "zombie tribal" seriously
flatluigi: so what's wyrmcoil at now
NarishmaReborn: haymakers for everyone! sheoldred, grave titan, wurmcoil engine.... clown car?
James_the_Dabbler: There's also a third from Wheeler
flatluigi: Yet
MegaDosX: With a 16/16 lifelinker it's not a problem at all :p
DigitalSeahorse: what's the logo on Alex's shirt?
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
DigitalSeahorse: Burger King?
AzaleaCloud: "I never thought the Clamp would go on MY Skull!"
Fanklok: What are you gonna do clamp me?
GredGredmansson: give em the clamps, Clamps!
LRRbot: Anguished Unmaking [1WB] | Instant | Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
NarishmaReborn: the crub sub
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
DigitalSeahorse: the crub cicle
GredGredmansson: another skullclamp?
LRRbot: Spike Jester [BR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/1] | Haste
MegaDosX: Easily
MegaDosX: Because this is a banger of a deck
DigitalSeahorse: oh no, Wheeler's nose is running!
GhostValv: most flavorful
GredGredmansson: Can we rule 0 Vorthos into this set?
GredGredmansson: deck*
Lysander_salamander: Is there a legendary clown?
GredGredmansson: @Lysander_salamander yes, but she's Red/White
LRRbot: Juri, Master of the Revue [BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Juri, Master of the Revue. / When Juri dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Lysander_salamander: Oh right, Rakdos are circus folk
MegaDosX: Zedruu but angry
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
Dog_of_Myth: @Lysander_salamander Morophon, the Boundless
KBKarma: So, Blim gives people your permanents, and then burns them for the privilege.
Fanklok: peanub bubber
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
KBKarma: That the size of it?
niccus: imagine the land growing a clown nose as unfinity dropped
GredGredmansson: become as clown
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CyberFive: Reject Humanity. Become clown.
AzaleaCloud: No Ben, it's gonna be November.
DigitalSeahorse: katesHm
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LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
DigitalSeahorse: woah
MegaDosX: Goblardment
micalovits: Zombardment time!
LRRbot: Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of your end step, if you control no creatures with decayed, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.
DigitalSeahorse: katesOld
MegaDosX: Oh spicy
Lysander_salamander: blow up all nuns?
MegaDosX: Huh.
DigitalSeahorse: katesFight katesFight katesFight fight non zombies
GredGredmansson: Jadar's here; jadar's dead
Diabore: sac with bombardment alex!
flatluigi: does alex want to play it *after* lili's ult?
Radyin: Cheat step, play Jadar after the ult?
code1300: Sac to goblin bombartment
MegaDosX: Would Alex be allowed to cheat step that?
MegaDosX: Ratadrabik is weird about recurring creatures
circusofkirkus: :O
LRRbot: Relentless Dead [BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Menace / When Relentless Dead dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, return it to its owner's hand. / When Relentless Dead dies, you may pay {X}. If you do, return another target Zombie creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield.
SquirrelLord1111: Athreos triggers?
CaptainSpam: mst3kDeep mst3kHurt
DigitalSeahorse: ssandWOW lrrALEX
laikagoat: would athreos also trigger?
Diabore: i tell this story all the time, i played against someone in draft with 2 ratadrabiks and 2 braids, it was a really cool deck
chaostreader: !card athreos
LRRbot: Did you mean: Kunoros, Hound of Athreos; Athreos, Shroud-Veiled; Athreos, God of Passage; Scholar of Athreos
MegaDosX: !card athreos god of passage
LRRbot: Athreos, God of Passage [1WB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [5/4] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to white and black is less than seven, Athreos isn't a creature. / Whenever another creature you own dies, return it to your hand unless target opponent pays 3 life.
Diabore: !card grave titan
LRRbot: Grave Titan [4BB] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Diabore: grave titan isnt a zombie?
flatluigi: oh yeah, shit, grave titan isn't a zombie
MegaDosX: Actually yeah Grave Titan should be dead from Lili
twitch_xeo: uh oh
Juliamon: It makes zombies, but isn't itself one
PhilocalistTFS: Do the Zombie tokens from Ratadrabik keep their mana costs for Devotion reasons?
NewtyNewts: Oh NOOOO
MegaDosX: @PhilocalistTFS They're copies so I believe so
flatluigi: @PhilocalistTFS yes
Dog_of_Myth: It happens
AllTheWeasels: Ok Serge if you're going to dress in the construction equipment, when you say "back it up" you have to make the beep noises
oatway: can we pretend that we're dead?
KBKarma: !card grave titan
LRRbot: Grave Titan [4BB] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
goombalax: he's just an uber for zombies
copaceticcleric: grave titan as played by bill murray
MegaDosX: Wheeler doesn't have a Skullclamp loop :p
twitch_xeo: what a beautiful turn from Alex
circusofkirkus: Ravnica Allegiance, please Ben
twitch_xeo: went as wrong as it probably could have :D
Hulio826: Serge makes it look like everyone lied to him and said they were gonna dress up as The Village People
LRRbot: Sylvok Replica [3] | Artifact Creature — Shaman [1/3] | {G}, Sacrifice Sylvok Replica: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM
LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
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LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Man, could you imagine if Ben had Peer Into the Abyss in his deck?
Sorator13: serge you said 19 but you're at 21
LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
MegaDosX: Copies aren't legendary
flatluigi: yahaha
AllTheWeasels: LUL
MegaDosX: Ratadrabik is a wild card
WiJohn: Gavin!
Sorator13: LUL
KBKarma: Oh *WOW*
korvys: !card Ratadrabik
LRRbot: Ratadrabik of Urborg [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/3] | Vigilance, ward {2} / Other Zombies you control have vigilance. / Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, Ratadrabik is a lot of fun
LRRbot: Juri, Master of the Revue [BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Juri, Master of the Revue. / When Juri dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
MegaDosX: Still not Juri, card reader
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
flatluigi: Juri, Card Reader
goombalax: Alex is no longer the Monarch
Sorator13: "I'm gonna put Blim into the clown car"
chaostreader: Wait. Serge can kill the copies with perilous myr.
LRRbot: Ghost Quarter | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Ghost Quarter: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
oatway: the quarter with all the ghosts in it is probably the spookiest land
LRRbot: Arvad the Cursed [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [3/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Other legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.
MegaDosX: !card ratadrabik
LRRbot: Ratadrabik of Urborg [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/3] | Vigilance, ward {2} / Other Zombies you control have vigilance. / Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
EmoChicken42: I'm sad wheeler's not playing Ben Ben
MegaDosX: Wew, and also, lad
GredGredmansson: Vampire Knight Zombie
randombillfolds: Arvad the Recursed.
Sorator13: Shouldn't Vampire Zombie not be... compatible?
Sorator13: I think some fundamental laws of physics are being violated here
desertedbeach: come mr ratadrabik, tally me banana, urborg come and me wan go home
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TruPhantomAngel: Arvad, DOUBLE DOG CURSED!
oatway: defend and dethrone god
MegaDosX: This game has had so many awesome quotes
MegaDosX: Ben's deck is lowkey scary
twitch_xeo: 9 + 7 + 2 + 2 = 20? or did I miss something on the power
goombalax: If you should meet god in the red zone.. Block Him
Sorator13: @MegaDosX lowkey?
DigitalSeahorse: katesHypers katesGift katesGift katesGift roller coaster
LRRbot: Smoldering Marsh | Land — Swamp Mountain | Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 I mean, if you know about how much of a problem Sheoldred is and have seen Ratadrabik in action before, it's more highkey, but still
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
MegaDosX: Alex chose his archenemy turn 1
Dog_of_Myth: Love to see it
NewtyNewts: Alex knows his archenemy
Gooseblast: My man
MegaDosX: Enters tapped yeah
LRRbot: Ebondeath, Dracolich [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Dragon [5/2] | Flash / Flying / Ebondeath, Dracolich enters the battlefield tapped. / You may cast Ebondeath, Dracolich from your graveyard if a creature not named Ebondeath, Dracolich died this turn.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN feliciaBanana
Lysander_salamander: oh cool, a zombie dragon
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KWardJenx: From Hell's heart I stab at the Serge!
MegaDosX: Yeah Sylvan Library gets really bad with a Sheoldred down
code1300: It is a may right
LRRbot: Ravenous Squirrel [{B/G}] | Creature — Squirrel [1/1] | Whenever you sacrifice an artifact or creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Ravenous Squirrel. / {1}{B}{G}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
MegaDosX: Squirrels!
goombalax: treefolk combo?
Sorator13: oh god
SquirrelLord1111: Let's GO!
AzaleaCloud: Oh, is Serge about to demonstrate a loop?
GredGredmansson: Ebondeath also has Flash so it can be on opponent turns
DigitalSeahorse: DOOM Squirrel!
Lysander_salamander: yay squirrel
Lysander_salamander: The Squirrel Hungers
DigitalSeahorse: will it become BLOOM Squirrel? katesFlower
KBKarma: Doesn't Ben's 3 life trigger go off?
LRRbot: Sly Requisitioner [4B] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | Improvise / Whenever a nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
Dog_of_Myth: @KBKarma It would but it was a token version
KBKarma: Ah!
GredGredmansson: sheoldred is sheolDEAD now
TetraRay: shouldn't serge take damage for every draw ?
code1300: Loses 4
LRRbot: Tree of Tales | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {G}.
MegaDosX: Sheoldred copy is dead
micalovits: Sheoldred died
KBKarma: That was Sheoldred
code1300: K
MegaDosX: Ben has actual Sheoldred in his hand but hasn't recast her yet
WiJohn: !servofacts
LRRbot: Woe Strider [2B] | Creature — Horror [3/2] | When Woe Strider enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. / Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / Woe Strider escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Kyir: I hope Serge's construction worker character pushed one of their colleagues into the cement foundations of a building, and that's why it's thematic for having "the Traitor" as his commander
KBKarma: Probably why he murdered the Sheoldred.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
Alas_Babylon: !card Traumatic Prank
LRRbot: Traumatic Prank [2R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It perpetually gains haste, "This creature can't block," and "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you."
flatluigi: so right now if ben recasts sheoldred serge is dead to sylvan library?
MegaDosX: Yeah
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Diabore: @flatluigi ah yes
MegaDosX: !card athreos god of passage
LRRbot: Athreos, God of Passage [1WB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [5/4] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to white and black is less than seven, Athreos isn't a creature. / Whenever another creature you own dies, return it to your hand unless target opponent pays 3 life.
LRRbot: Myr Retriever [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When Myr Retriever dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
oatway: @flatluigi you can choose not to draw the extra cards from library
MegaDosX: Yeah Serge is dead next turn unless someone kills the Sheoldred Ben is absolutely about to cast on his turn
KBKarma: *OH MY GOD SERGE*
flatluigi: ah, i didn't realize library was a may
MegaDosX: !card sylvan library
LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
MegaDosX: Oh it is a May
MegaDosX: How about that
Desruprot: Oh Glissa is here, Phyrexia is represented
BjjBrain: doesn't Serge gain some life with triggers of squirrel
LRRbot: Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}{R}, {T}: Each player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
KBKarma: Really, who knows?
MegaDosX: !card ravenous squirrel
LRRbot: Ravenous Squirrel [{B/G}] | Creature — Squirrel [1/1] | Whenever you sacrifice an artifact or creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Ravenous Squirrel. / {1}{B}{G}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
flatluigi: @BjjBrain lifegain is only on its activated ability, and he spent the one life he gained
micalovits: He gained 1 at some point
BjjBrain: @BjjBrain Thank!!
LRRbot: Juri, Master of the Revue [BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Juri, Master of the Revue. / When Juri dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
MegaDosX: Card reader, it's still not Juri
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
twitch_xeo: *Then*, not upkeep?
Ludorae: then*
Gooseblast: Juri, get out of the spotlight! wheelerClown
LRRbot: Sheoldred, Whispering One [5BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [6/6] | Swampwalk / At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature.
Lysander_salamander: :D
MegaDosX: Oh wow
p3nguinkin: even the card reader is in on the joke
Desruprot: She old Red
Ludorae: each player does the thing too, not just who ya hit?
LoadingReadyRun: Sheoldred, ASMR Youtuber
MegaDosX: Each player, yeah, but only Ben has someone else's card right now
Ludorae: yeah cool
MegaDosX: I think Alex might have lethal on board
DigitalSeahorse: katesGun 2020Victory
Ludorae: I mean he has a flyer right
AzaleaCloud: @LoadingReadyRun "Good evening YouTube~ Tonight, please enjoy the soothing sounds as I vivisect this goblin~"
LRRbot: Liesa, Forgotten Archangel [2WWB] | Legendary Creature — Angel [4/5] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.
Diabore: barf
MegaDosX: Holy shit Ben
Diabore: barf barf barf
Dog_of_Myth: I love Ben's deck.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
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Ludorae: double rip serge
shurtal: Bah pa-nada
Kyir: pff
GredGredmansson: "i lived bitch"
Dish_KP: Rada Rada
AzaleaCloud: You're tearing us apart, Liesa.
saucemaster5000: The original party pooper
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
Julian_Rogue: Hey tech person did you know you're under "just chattting"?
GredGredmansson: I hope Liesa and Sigarda are having a nice tea party right now
twitch_xeo: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Magic: the Gathering (overridden)
twitch_xeo: @Julian_Rogue refresh, I guess?
Dmc3628: sure is a 7 power athreos
LoadingReadyRun: @Julian_Rogue thanks for the heads up
twitch_xeo: or did that literally just change :D
Julian_Rogue: @twitch_xeo after you sent the command it fixed itself
MegaDosX: Holy crap what a swing
AzaleaCloud: lrrSPOOP
Julian_Rogue: @LoadingReadyRun you're welcome. <3
MegaDosX: 5/2 dragon
Juliamon: !game override off
LRRbot: Override disabled. Currently playing: Magic: The Gathering
MegaDosX: WIW'
MegaDosX: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
TetraRay: LOL
Lysander_salamander: :D
laikagoat: seabatClap
LRRbot: Goryo's Vengeance [1B] | Instant — Arcane | Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. / Splice onto Arcane {2}{B}
MegaDosX: 2HG game ends!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam PrideLaugh
OliverWight: !deck
Juliamon: (we tried to point out the Just Chatting earlier but weren't noticed, it's fine)
LRRbot: Mikaeus, the Unhallowed [3BBB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Cleric [5/5] | Intimidate / Whenever a Human deals damage to you, destroy it. / Other non-Human creatures you control get +1/+1 and have undying.
MegaDosX: Also Ben's bus was frightening at that point
GredGredmansson: wait how did Wheeler die
NewtyNewts: Heck yeah!
WiJohn: Murder king
s1ck1y: oh this FASHION
MegaDosX: @GredGredmansson Alex shocked him twice with onboard tricks
Julian_Rogue: ah sorry to swing in and get noticed immediatly @Juliamon
Dog_of_Myth: Goblin Bombardment
TemporallyAwry: !phrasing lrrSPOOP
djalternative: un-peel?
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana feliciaBanana feliciaBanana lrrBEN PrideLaugh
KBKarma: I'm gonna go away, because I need to sleep. Good night!
djalternative: but ben was already un-peeled
r10pez10: good end
Juliamon: Julian_Rogue No no it's fine, what's important is it got noticed!
MajorFrostbyte: Next on Showtime After Hours, Ben Unpeelssss
Sorator13: "Swap the fluids" is a distressing phrase
Sorator13: yet accurate
r10pez10: rotate your tires
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Someone call a mohel?
Julian_Rogue: @Sorator13 I've started using the phrase "oil change" for my work meetings. I try to take breaks at hour marks cuz zoom can get tiring.
CopperAstronaut: Get an oil change
Julian_Rogue: @CopperAstronaut >.>
djalternative: It was "Cycle your fluids" but somewhere in the many repetitions it got changed to swap
CopperAstronaut: Oops, didn’t notice you’re post @julian_rogue
Julian_Rogue: no you're fine. I just like that we came to the same thought at the same time @CopperAstronaut
CopperAstronaut: Lol, fair
djalternative: which, I find cycle much less distressing than swap but that's also part of the fun
Sorator13: @djalternative Cycle is less distressing than swap, for sure
Julian_Rogue: next month with zeta it'll be ROTATE THE FLUIDS
CopperAstronaut: Replace some matter.
niccus: definitely not exchange
Julian_Rogue: Don't forget ot update your fluids
djalternative: preform a thermal exchange
flatluigi: thanks to rubik #lrrwiki on the discord, the last time alex played commander on stream was in fact in this moonbase, for the commander 2019 percon deck FNPF https://youtu.be/P6WxviOqLws
flatluigi: precon*
CopperAstronaut: Oh goodness, now I am just imagining zeta shift changing the oil in the space bus
Dog_of_Myth: Barter your fluids
djalternative: oh yeah. I could've told you that flatluigi
niccus: provide your fluids
Julian_Rogue: @Dog_of_Myth best I can do is 1$
CopperAstronaut: Roll for initiative?
Julian_Rogue: Untap untap and pee
NewtyNewts: @Julian_Rogue I might even go as high as $3.50, but that's my final offer
djalternative: untap, upkeep, pee
Sorator13: @Julian_Rogue @CopperAstronaut now I'm thinking "time for an oil change for your meat mech!"
CopperAstronaut: Bounce and island
Julian_Rogue: @Sorator13 stealing that
CopperAstronaut: Bounce an island
Sorator13: to reference one of those clock tock things the kids use
Sorator13: @Julian_Rogue please do; it was a group effort :D
Julian_Rogue: "don't forget to cycle your meat mech's fluids"
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CopperAstronaut: Lol, meat mech @sorator13 . I could see Ian making a joke about that.
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DigitalSeahorse: digita435Raveduck digita435Raveduck digita435Raveduck
djalternative: all of twitch chat's jokes are free for stealing, just ask streamers
bigburley97: Are they on break? Sorry I just joined
Sorator13: @bigburley97 Yep!
djalternative: yeah. they'll be back soon
bigburley97: Thank you!!
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tyrsredritehand: Break between rounds
Julian_Rogue: @bigburley97 they're basic island cycling right now
CopperAstronaut: Yep. They are cycling there fluids @bigburley97
djalternative: should be back soon-ish
bigburley97: Woohoo!
CopperAstronaut: And Ben is doing something with a banana peel?
Sorator13: We don't talk about Ben's banana peel
CopperAstronaut: Lol, fair @sorator13
CopperAstronaut: You jumped on at a weird time in chat @bigburley97
Sorator13: to be fair, it's usually a weird time in chat around here
bigburley97: That's what I'm gathering haha
restokiki: restok1Watermelon restok1Watermelon restok1Watermelon restok1Watermelon restok1Watermelon restok1Watermelon
CopperAstronaut: Agreed
Julian_Rogue: Yea we're taking a piss (british slang for a joke)
bigburley97: Chat is never boring for a LRR stream
CopperAstronaut: That’s why I love it.
NewtyNewts: Hooray for Sevcon remix!
CopperAstronaut: Just wish I had the money ATM to subscribe. This month’s been tight
LordZarano: @Julian_Rogue That's "the piss"
NewtyNewts: Which piss are we taking now? Is there only one?
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CopperAstronaut: Yo
Sorator13: ahoy!
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baskwalla: Glad you didn't... split... Ben
LRRbot: Plaza of Heroes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell. / {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary permanents you control. / {3}, {T}, Exile Plaza of Heroes: Target legendary creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
CopperAstronaut: Lol @baskwalla
Rodzos: PogChamp ty ty laikagoat lrrHEART
laikagoat: @Rodzos lrrSHINE fionLove
Omega_Lairon: That is a fine Wonder Showzen reference
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
sunncaeks: Why did Wheeler come dressed as themself?
CopperAstronaut: Something something magnum pi
TemporallyAwry: SmotheringTithe vs BloodMoon - PrideLaugh
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
CopperAstronaut: Ever think about of the brain storm properly?
CompletelyUnsure: Black lotus *is* broken, anyways Storm Count is 1
AdamYMHMI: I mean, in Paul's case that's true. If you're running Blood Moon you do have to tell him (for the card reader).
AllTheWeasels: The Love your LGS I think
AzaleaCloud: Why do they call it Brainstorm when you storm in the brain of out storm wrong the brain?
Kadenus: that old border foil passage is so pretty
LRRbot: Charcoal Diamond [2] | Artifact | Charcoal Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Tower | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.
CopperAstronaut: Storm brain of the correctly
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Julian_Rogue: is he the king of murders? or is he a king getting murdered?
LRRbot: Tymaret, the Murder King [BR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Tymaret, the Murder King deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return Tymaret from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TruPhantomAngel: Damn Bobby, are you murderin' again?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: That was perfect timing for the nose falling off there too
CopperAstronaut: Carry on my murder son.
TetraRay: glue lol
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Spawn of Mayhem [2BB] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Spectacle {1}{B}{B} / Flying, trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, Spawn of Mayhem deals 1 damage to each player. Then if you have 10 or less life, put a +1/+1 counter on Spawn of Mayhem.
Juliamon: You know what they say about big noses... they're hard to keep clown noses on
CopperAstronaut: Birb
LRRbot: Daxos, Blessed by the Sun [WW] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod [2/*] | Daxos's toughness is equal to your devotion to white. / Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, you gain 1 life.
MegaDosX: !card plaza of heroes
LRRbot: Plaza of Heroes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell. / {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary permanents you control. / {3}, {T}, Exile Plaza of Heroes: Target legendary creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Sorator13: On the one hand, it takes longer to get the counters. On the other hand, it deals more damage per turn, and at a better ratio of you:opponents
DigitalSeahorse: maybe longer nose would be helpful here
micalovits: So witch clowns?
LRRbot: Zombie Trailblazer [BBB] | Creature — Zombie Scout [2/2] | Tap an untapped Zombie you control: Target land becomes a Swamp until end of turn. / Tap an untapped Zombie you control: Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn.
Lysander_salamander: !card pietra
LRRbot: Pietra, Crafter of Clowns [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Clown Artificer [3/2] | Haste / Robots you control get +1/+1. / {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
Sorator13: clown noses need some thin rods that go into the nostril to hold it in place
AllTheWeasels: LUL
Sorator13: lrrWOW
CopperAstronaut: Thanks, I hat it @sorator13
LRRbot: Woe Strider [2B] | Creature — Horror [3/2] | When Woe Strider enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. / Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / Woe Strider escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.
MegaDosX: I see this game is just as unhinged as the first one
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed pissed on
micalovits: Wow
CopperAstronaut: Oh my
Sorator13: this, chat, is how we know they read what we say during the breaks
GredGredmansson: Whoa, Stri, Der, running in the streets
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: oof
Gadora: ♪ Woe Striders in the sky ♫
LRRbot: Rakdos Guildgate | Land — Gate | Rakdos Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
GredGredmansson: wakwakwakwakwakwakwak, wakwakwak wakwak
r10pez10: the thing to remember about streamers is that you will see them before they see you
BjjBrain: Woe Strider reminds me of the series Ghost Writer theme
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
r10pez10: and also that they are scared of you more than you are scared of them
CopperAstronaut: Fetish clowns. Honk honk
LRRbot: Westvale Abbey (back: Ormendahl, Profane Prince) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.
Sorator13: @CopperAstronaut honk honk
LRRbot: Ratadrabik of Urborg [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/3] | Vigilance, ward {2} / Other Zombies you control have vigilance. / Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
GredGredmansson: started making zombies in my neighborhood
DigitalSeahorse: *adds a third honk* lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: cause reasons
JonnyGlitched: Yes Serge, very good Serge
CopperAstronaut: Your going to stay with your coven in bell air
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / [−2]: Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
definenull: lil-lrrs!
Sorator13: oh god
flatluigi: some goats scream
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT ssandSPOOKED
TemporallyAwry: Everything can scream. You don't wanna hear most of them.
JonnyGlitched: It's a meme in Wasteland 2
r10pez10: let's go out for goat scream later
Bionull: I bet if you called her Lillers she'd kill you, bring you back, and kill you again.
CopperAstronaut: That is an amazing scream serge
Fanklok: Goats bleat
definenull: LUL
JonnyGlitched: Also Goat Vs Kanye I think?
definenull: i wonder what that card is 🤔
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
CopperAstronaut: Whomp whomp
LRRbot: Glissa, the Traitor [BGG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
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NewtyNewts: Oh nor
emboar2235: happy birthday wheeler, i hope the shots are not hurting you much
market_fresh_mold: x
MegaDosX: !card blim, comedic
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
LRRbot: Rafter Demon [2BR] | Creature — Demon [4/2] | Spectacle {3}{B}{R} / When Rafter Demon enters the battlefield, if its spectacle cost was paid, each opponent discards a card.
definenull: "I'll take your spawn" #nocontext
CopperAstronaut: I could I have seen Ben W’s outfit in a movie once. Complete with the glasses and toque
MegaDosX: Can you opt not to donate a thing with Blim?
circusofkirkus: I miss RNA draft
MegaDosX: That reads to me like you have to
OliverWight: idt blim is a may
CopperAstronaut: Sworn I have seen*
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Yosei, the Morning Star [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit [5/5] | Flying / When Yosei, the Morning Star dies, target player skips their next untap step. Tap up to five target permanents that player controls.
Sorator13: @MegaDosX Nope.
r10pez10: yosei????
CopperAstronaut: Sorry, typo
goombalax: I mean its spooku
Dog_of_Myth: Ben's deck is sweet
OliverWight: Blim is not a may
Dmc3628: i see ulmer is living supervillain life
GredGredmansson: what did Alex discard?
MegaDosX: OK so it might have gone a bit far beyond the Blim misplay
NewtyNewts: Looks like a land of some sort
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
definenull: doesnt say non-land
flatluigi: i think wheeler wants his lands
LRRbot: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [4] | As long as it's your turn, creatures and planeswalkers you control have lifelink. / [+2]: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. / [−X]: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a Vampire in addition to its other types.
MegaDosX: Yeah it says permanent, but giving up a land might be a bit iffy right now
GredGredmansson: he doesn't want to ramp Ben
r10pez10: giving an opponent a land is bold in commander
MegaDosX: Now pass me the rock!
JonnyGlitched: Puff puff pass
Dog_of_Myth: Pass the Blim on the right hand side
LRRbot: Relic of Legends [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
MegaDosX: "Here, catch!" - Blim, probably
Ersas: Where's Wheeler's costume? PixelBob
Earthenone: ummm actually it Ghallagers Monster
flatluigi: relic of legends is a real cool card
definenull: oh yeah this card is sweet in legendary tribal
r10pez10: is relic just a better paddle
Sorator13: it's basically made for commander and it's so messed up
CopperAstronaut: Make sure to blim responsibility kids
OliverWight: @r10pez10 yea i think so
Bionull: No. Paddle can use non-creature
Sorator13: @r10pez10 little harder to punish people with it, buuuuut
flatluigi: @Sorator13 i went OFF in limited with that card
MegaDosX: I want to rebuild my Kethis deck and put this thing in it because my god
DigitalSeahorse: katesCri my nose is running too
r10pez10: oh right paddle can tap planeswalkers
LRRbot: Goryo's Vengeance [1B] | Instant — Arcane | Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. / Splice onto Arcane {2}{B}
Dog_of_Myth: YES
MegaDosX: Hurk
Bionull: I like tapping legendary equipment personally.
Dmc3628: OOFA
flatluigi: yosei gets exiled, doesn't it?
flatluigi: AH
CopperAstronaut: Spicy
flatluigi: good spot
AzaleaCloud: HE SAW THE LINE PogChamp
definenull: PogChamp
MegaDosX: Alex with the galaxy brain move
LaconicLad: Shouldn't Ulmer lose 1 life for having Blim?
Rodzos: PogChamp
CopperAstronaut: Oh no
GredGredmansson: wait what just happened?
GredGredmansson: @LaconicLad he already did
definenull: boo
LaconicLad: ah
Dmc3628: Tower loses it's sac a creature ability thanks trailblazer
MegaDosX: @GredGredmansson Ben was going to use Phyrexian Tower to sacrifice Yosei, but Alex turned it into a swamp so it lost the sac ability
Dmc3628: so Yosei's getting exiled to Vengeance lest anything else happens
GredGredmansson: ok I thought Yosei was still in the graveyard
LRRbot: Braids, Arisen Nightmare [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Nightmare [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, or planeswalker. If you do, each opponent may sacrifice a permanent that shares a card type with it. For each opponent who doesn't, that player loses 2 life and you draw a card.
MegaDosX: Oh god
GredGredmansson: Braids Shadow Legend
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
twitch_xeo: God, Ben's deck
definenull: wow
MegaDosX: Ben just playing all the power cards from DMU
Dmc3628: yeah Ulmer can stack those procs
bigburley97: jeeeeez
definenull: bruuutal
Juliamon: Everyone came here to have fun, except Ben, who came for blood
novrdd: omg im so glad to hop in here cuz the world championship streams is full of blue decks and counterspells. things get be resolved in this game PridePog
JonnyGlitched: woof lrrSPOT
bigburley97: This deck is brutal
CopperAstronaut: I need to get Ulmer’s deck list. It’s super spicy.
Sorator13: @novrdd LUL
Juliamon: !decks
MegaDosX: Braids in commander seems disgusting
definenull: lrrJUDGE
MegaDosX: Since it's for each opponent
Dmc3628: the phoenix wright finger of threat says its Ulmer
GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX as she's been in the past
Dog_of_Myth: Oh thanks @Juliamon
CopperAstronaut: Ooo, thanks @juliamon ! :)
MegaDosX: Braids in 1vs1 is good but in commander she's absolutely busted
Bionull: Zombyosei
Julian_Rogue: @MegaDosX yea thats why she's banned
Alas_Babylon: Braids and Ratadrabik are basically conjoined at the hip
JonnyGlitched: Nobody understands Wheeler
bigburley97: That Goryo and Braid's combo is brutal and fun god damn
MegaDosX: @Julian_Rogue I'm aware one of the Braidseses is banned, but this one isn't and she's still pretty damn good
Julian_Rogue: did we lose audio?
LRRbot: Diabolic Intent [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
JonnyGlitched: @Julian_Rogue Mine is good
Sorator13: @Julian_Rogue I have not
r10pez10: no we did not lose audio
Bionull: Our trails!
definenull: de loogie!
Dmc3628: looers
Julian_Rogue: apparently M mutes it if you don't have the chat box selected :|
Sorator13: !card toxic deluge
LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
r10pez10: serge still doesn't untap :(
laikagoat: or dies
JonnyGlitched: @Julian_Rogue Twitch shortcuts are a major pain
CopperAstronaut: Makes me think of when I hand an opponent a humble defector and he just sacked for a zombie.
Diabore: and a blim zombie
thanzo: nightmare blunt rotation: ratadrabrik, braids, braids, ashiok, norn
MegaDosX: Oh wow he does get a Blim zombie
MegaDosX: That's hilarious
Julian_Rogue: @MegaDosX a zomblim
JonnyGlitched: Blim Blam I was taking a...
NewtyNewts: And Yosei's actually dead?
Diabore: yay commander rules change!
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Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Rodzos: Hi raid :)
Sorator13: ahoy!
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Julian_Rogue: Thanks amazonian!
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
ArtemisHuntress: amazonPumpkinDance amazonNope amazonPumpkinWiggle amazonPumpkinWiggle amazonTasteTheRainbow
definenull: beej drop?
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Beej
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LithelyUnshod: Amazonian raid!!!
r10pez10: hi raiders
JonnyGlitched: Level 5 Super Judge is here
Wonderdoc: Does the daxos token die cause no decotion or is the mana cost copied too?
Nightecho06: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SalTheBard: Hey
flatluigi: @Wonderdoc copy tokens include cost
DigitalSeahorse: katesHype Amy
Julian_Rogue: @Wonderdoc mana cost is copied
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LRRbot: Spike Jester [BR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/1] | Haste
Wonderdoc: Thanks @flatluigi
GredGredmansson: spike yester
Bionull: You know, they could errata that to be clown type now.
JonnyGlitched: 3/1 Haste for Rackos seems very good
LRRbot: Tibalt, Rakish Instigator [2R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tibalt [5] | Your opponents can't gain life. / [−2]: Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
OliverWight: are there decklists this evening?
definenull: this is still p good
thanzo: creature type errata to turn Rakdos and others into clowns
TemporallyAwry: Yup, that's certainly a clown PrideLaugh
GredGredmansson: Tibalt the Playable
lirazel64: Everyone's dress is completely proper
Julian_Rogue: !decklist
GoblinPieromancer: who did the yosei token target? Alex?
Sorator13: !decks
JonnyGlitched: beep!
GredGredmansson: @GoblinPieromancer yes
OliverWight: heck yea Brand New
JonnyGlitched: I have a friend who makes little Yoshi noises
ArtemisHuntress: sergeSqueak
Dmc3628: untapping what a privilege
LoadingReadyRun: Tibalt, known clown
definenull: yosei is just r00d rude
Angreed66: I prefer they stop adding creature types to old cards for future tribal anti-tribal decks
Sorator13: Yosei is not good rude; Yosei is just rude
CopperAstronaut: HUMAN NOISES
thanzo: Tibalt does have a red nose, does that make him clown enough>
r10pez10: rabadeez bim
LRRbot: Ratadrabik of Urborg [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/3] | Vigilance, ward {2} / Other Zombies you control have vigilance. / Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
silenceaux: Rata-ha-ha
Sorator13: LUL
twitch_xeo: Anybody mind telling me what's causing Serge to make Totally Normal Human Noises(tm)>
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahah
flatluigi: @twitch_xeo serge is
Juliamon: twitch_xeo That's just how he hiccups
Alas_Babylon: @twitch_xeo Hiccups
DigitalSeahorse: katesCri PrideLaugh
JonnyGlitched: Tiblat? Worst Planeswalker ever rite?
GredGredmansson: !card blim
LRRbot: Did you mean: Blim, Comedic Genius; Sublime Epiphany; Saheeli, Sublime Artificer; Sublime Archangel; Sublime Exhalation
NewtyNewts: Serge isn't running red, why's he playing Squee(k)?
GredGredmansson: !card blim comedic
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
Sorator13: @twitch_xeo perfectly normal human noise
thanzo: tibalt the red-nosed devil man
GredGredmansson: does he?
GredGredmansson: who owns that token?
twitch_xeo: I figured it was some weird medical condition :D that just makes it better
MegaDosX: Isn't the Blim a zombie and thus has vigilance? So even Alex would have had it untapped on his turn?
MegaDosX: And yeah I think Ben technically "owns" the token
GredGredmansson: yes blim is untapped
JonnyGlitched: I have the worst hayfever of my life
LithelyUnshod: Ben owns Ratadrabik, so should own the token
definenull: g'bye blim O7
niccus: i think i have a new goal of seeing Saw in Half played on a rakdos sicko
AzaleaCloud: Inside you are two debils
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
CopperAstronaut: Oh gosh, I feel ya @jonnyglitched . I have a sinus infection from the 9th ring.
InfiniTokens: A banana, a clown and a construction worker walk into a bar...
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Sorator13: @InfiniTokens sounds painful
goombalax: does wheeler have party time rakdos
Dmc3628: damnerinos
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote nose
LRRbot: Quote #843: "You have a Tumblr nose!" —Alex [2015-10-13]
definenull: the nose knows
twitch_xeo: someone stop that banana
DigitalSeahorse: dang runny nose
JonnyGlitched: Tutor for more tutors
Sorator13: oh dear, Wheeler's lost his nose
Dmc3628: may as well go to the full nation
CopperAstronaut: Who know what the nose knows? Speak beak
gsyhiap: Nobody nose
NewtyNewts: Just put your thumb on your nose! It worked after my uncle took it!
twitch_xeo: it was a 2HG before, it can be one again!
niccus: don't threaten a clown with a good time
Dmc3628: that gets through a ward
Sorator13: LUL
CopperAstronaut: Hhhhhhoooooonnnnnkkkk
definenull: can kitchen finks
Dmc3628: well a decay wouldn't work Ratadrabs is MV4
JonnyGlitched: Where's Jitte?
Sorator13: Serge: I don't play commander to play good cards
Sorator13: Alex: is confused
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX katesHm
Dmc3628: the Hunt for Red Nose
Gadora: "Take your time; I still don't know where my nose went."
DigitalSeahorse: Wheeler would smell it if it were near feet
CopperAstronaut: Who got his nose?
NewtyNewts: A knife THROW, Alex!
Gadora: Can we get that added to the database?
LRRbot: Deathreap Ritual [2BG] | Enchantment | Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, you may draw a card.
Sogheim: @CopperAstronaut Tycho Brahe?
LRRbot: Carnival Hellsteed [4BR] | Creature — Nightmare Horse [5/4] | First strike, haste / Unleash
bigburley97: Do you think that the Rakdos sell t shirts?
definenull: bad horse
AzaleaCloud: HONSE
WiJohn: A bad horse no less
Dmc3628: miss that since the RtR prerelease days
Nightecho06: How does that story about a horse band go?
nymistrya: big dog
CopperAstronaut: I am now just imagining a wood mounted clown nose.
circusofkirkus: giddyap
r10pez10: six mana lmao
JonnyGlitched: bit and bridle
Rodzos: "I drew a horse" pulls out a piece of paper with a horse doodle
LRRbot: Anguished Unmaking [1WB] | Instant | Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.
Sogheim: bad horse
r10pez10: ???
DigitalSeahorse: PrideUnicorn
circusofkirkus: not the horse :(
bigburley97: Ben killed a horse
Dog_of_Myth: Good night sweet horse
LaconicLad: So, you can draw horses.
circusofkirkus: Ben works for Big Glue
twitch_xeo: Ben killed the horse joke
CopperAstronaut: That made me laugh into a coughing fit @rodzos lol
AzaleaCloud: NEEEEEEEEIGH! *shakes fist*
Nightecho06: Ben gets his first H of the night
LRRbot: Crypt of Agadeem | Land | Crypt of Agadeem enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {2}, {T}: Add {B} for each black creature card in your graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut voxlunNut voxlunNut
LRRbot: Thalia's Lancers [3WW] | Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | First strike / When Thalia's Lancers enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a legendary card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: I"m the Scat Man!
CopperAstronaut: Wow, wheeler did that impresssion super well
Nightecho06: I mean tudors are scary in commander, but this is getting out of hand
twitch_xeo: I smell a She coming, the ol' dread
Dmc3628: urza's ruinous blast would be backbreakers
definenull: inb4 sheoldred
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! Good night.
twitch_xeo: Alex drinking there looked like the arm came from off camera
twitch_xeo: assisted drinking
r10pez10: isn't urborg tomb of yoggie legendary
LRRbot: Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Kor Cleric [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
definenull: inb4 uhm actually
Dmc3628: legendary phyrexian soul sibling
MegaDosX: Soul Artist
Spades_Slicc: Is this a blood sister or a soul artist?
CopperAstronaut: Knock nock open up the door.
r10pez10: lmao that arm thing is funny
definenull: thank you paul lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: who's feeding Alex water lul
seanmrwick: how goes the spoopmander?
r10pez10: everybody thank paul
r10pez10: thank you paul
twitch_xeo: "another"?
CopperAstronaut: I love how Alex is catching the chat.
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Paul
Sorator13: @DigitalSeahorse did you not know? We collectively pooled money to hire a water-provider for the crew.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL lrrAWESOME
Sorator13: Thanks Paul
Rodzos: thanks Paul
CopperAstronaut: Thanks Paul
nic_nax96: Elas is another so i dont think they lose life right?
DigitalSeahorse: Sorator13 xD
LRRbot: Dark Salvation [XXB] | Sorcery | Target player creates X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, then up to one target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each Zombie that player controls.
MegaDosX: !card elas il-kor
LRRbot: Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Kor Cleric [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Anubix_007: Gain one ben
MegaDosX: Yeah Elas dying doesn't ping
seanmrwick: what is alex's deck?
CopperAstronaut: Hashtag thanks Paul
LRRbot: Grave Titan [4BB] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Sorator13: !decks
Sorator13: @seanmrwick ^
Dmc3628: everyone on the UNdead train
seanmrwick: thanks!
definenull: ooh the good stuff
Spades_Slicc: being a 6/6 is quite similar to having deathtouch
twitch_xeo: it's made from clown blood
AllTheWeasels: mmm preservation salt
Sorator13: "clown salt" sounds disturbing
hellspikey: They might be giant !
seanmrwick: thank you, @Sorator13
Sorator13: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
r10pez10: how do i erase "himalayan clown salt" from my brain thankyou
whitefirecomix: Assault, you say?
twitch_xeo: The clowns got extruded, but they weren't robots
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Everclear, and lots of it
seanmrwick: so....close enough to Junderdome, right?
NewtyNewts: Alex...
AllTheWeasels: Thank you Alex LUL
Dmc3628: find the MiB memory wand r10pez
DigitalSeahorse: katesCri katesCri katesCri clown salt
LRRbot: Dead Revels [3B] | Sorcery | Spectacle {1}{B} / Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
fastlane250: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Alex!!
Painfully_Dyslexic: isn't clown salt just bath salt?
thraximore: wheeler I love your deck
CopperAstronaut: The tears of children
MrBunnyMan: very good pun alex, taste funny...
LRRbot: Spawn of Mayhem [2BB] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Spectacle {1}{B}{B} / Flying, trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, Spawn of Mayhem deals 1 damage to each player. Then if you have 10 or less life, put a +1/+1 counter on Spawn of Mayhem.
seanmrwick: I'm seeing a lot of potential Jund territory
ChargingFurret: spectacle is opponent?
zombub: Wheeler goes to doctor, says commander feels cruel and unfair, “treatment is simple, great clown Blim is in town playing an absolute meme of a Rakdos deck”, “but doctor…”
NewtyNewts: Upkeep trigger?
LRRbot: Ghost Quarter | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Ghost Quarter: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: I love that Ben's got his powerful board and engine, Alex has Rakdos aggro, Serge has an artifacts loop, and Wheeler's just playing RNA limited
CopperAstronaut: Clown salt; the tears of scarred children
NewtyNewts: Right, not end step trigger
seanmrwick: you know what's great about Halloween? Junding opponents out
LRRbot: Sheoldred, Whispering One [5BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [6/6] | Swampwalk / At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature.
Dmc3628: og mama sheoldred
shipswizard: Clown salt, also known as sugar
definenull: HURGH
CopperAstronaut: When in doubt @seanmrwick
Dog_of_Myth: Big lady
Sorator13: oh dear
Lysander_salamander: dang
adambomb625: *whispers* one
AllTheWeasels: No wait, the opposite of that
HadesLeprechaun: and swampwalk!
AzaleaCloud: Alex, you know this card. You played it on Friday Nights. 11 years ago.
Dmc3628: time to walk them Sumpfs
CopperAstronaut: Oofa
MegaDosX: Yeah that Sheoldred basically says unblockable right now
Spades_Slicc: Now I aint sayin she a grave digger, but she is returning creatures from the graveyard with alarming efficiency
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sheoldred sidles right next to you and softly speaks in your ear "One"
Alas_Babylon: You other lands don't tap for black
MegaDosX: I'm kinda surprised nobody brought Scarab God to a zombie tribal night
seanmrwick: @CopperAstronaut @CopperAstronaut Jund life 4 life
definenull: oh god ben can bring yosei back
NarishmaReborn: ben "everyone has to play black tonight, eh?"
definenull: BEN
MegaDosX: Thinking about it
Nightecho06: Serge has the shakes, he needs more DT
LRRbot: Cemetery Reaper [1BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1. / {2}{B}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
seanmrwick: @CopperAstronaut maybe I should make a shirt that says "Jund club" in the colors of the Jund
LRRbot: Deadapult [2R] | Enchantment | {R}, Sacrifice a Zombie: Deadapult deals 2 damage to any target.
Spades_Slicc: No one went for Gisa & Geralf for zombiemander?
Laserbeaks_Fury: yup yup yup yup....uh-huh uh-huh
twitch_xeo: literal clown cards
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc that's what wheeler was going to play, until he got extruded
twitch_xeo: err, cars
CopperAstronaut: @seanmrwick they sell a shirt for jund on the LRR shop :)
Spades_Slicc: @sorator13 inch-resting
LRRbot: Vulturous Zombie [3BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/3] | Flying / Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on Vulturous Zombie.
seanmrwick: @CopperAstronaut Jund Em out?
Spades_Slicc: @seanmrwick and card sleeves
CopperAstronaut: Yep @seanmrwick
theamc2000: Raba doesn’t exile?
definenull: nope
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
Bionull: Shoes are almost the opposite of a car
Sorator13: Benana?
Sorator13: Benena?
Sorator13: Benene?
DigitalSeahorse: katesCri feliciaBanana mst3kJoel 2020Victory
seanmrwick: @CopperAstronaut Im looking at that right now
goombalax: inside you are 2 bens: "Wheeler" and "Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben"
Sorator13: @goombalax LUL
seanmrwick: btw, loving the commander shenanigans
Alas_Babylon: Multiple instances of Extort "stack", but you must pay W/B for each trigger
Sorator13: I like how Ben decided to wear sunglasses to make tonight glasses gang night
DigitalSeahorse: I should have unlocked a happy clown during the break
CopperAstronaut: You should bruise Bananas serge. Lol
Dmc3628: yeah Gravy train versus Sheoldred the classic Mono B cube conundrum'
LRRbot: Lyzolda, the Blood Witch [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Lyzolda, the Blood Witch deals 2 damage to any target if the sacrificed creature was red. Draw a card if the sacrificed creature was black.
CopperAstronaut: Shouldn’t *
thraximore: MY BELOVED
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Sorator13: OG Ravnica! Love it!
GredGredmansson: "any target"
Sorator13: OG Ravnica doesn't get enough love
Nightecho06: Wheeler is just playing Ravnica block(s) limited
thraximore: my first ever legendary umbraLuv
CopperAstronaut: Lava lady
GredGredmansson: and a clowncar
Sorator13: can't forget the clowncar
definenull: GAVIN
LRRbot: Yosei, the Morning Star [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit [5/5] | Flying / When Yosei, the Morning Star dies, target player skips their next untap step. Tap up to five target permanents that player controls.
goombalax: So Wholesome!
AzaleaCloud: I KNEW IT
AzaleaCloud: I CALLED IT
LRRbot: Rakdos Charm [BR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Exile target player's graveyard. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.
definenull: OH BABY
Sorator13: niiiice
Dmc3628: YESH
AzaleaCloud: I KNEW WHEELER HAD THAT IN HIS DECK PogChamp
thraximore: wheeler I love your deck umbraCry
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL picnic preference: Bloodwich or Skinwich
CopperAstronaut: Good call @azaleacloud
Spades_Slicc: Because return to rav and return to return to rav *and* war of the spark were all made because people who played during OG rav loved it so much, politely disagree
MegaDosX: Notably that includes whatever is under that zombie token, since it's there as a representation not actually on the board
Spades_Slicc: why wasn't that a reply
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun Must we choose? Can we not have skin (for bread) and blood (for jam)?
r10pez10: skinwich less messy imo
GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX yes, good point
Sorator13: @MegaDosX very good point
Sorator13: Ben, may want to tap that so you remember it's exiled
Ammondale: !card ratadrabik
LRRbot: Ratadrabik of Urborg [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/3] | Vigilance, ward {2} / Other Zombies you control have vigilance. / Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
CopperAstronaut: But I could see bloodwitch making cool tie dye shirts
definenull: is skinwich just a pork rind sandwich? doesn't sound too bad
DigitalSeahorse: dang I can't even unlock a happy clown
Ammondale: jeez, it doesn't exile?
Argumentable: skinwich sounds like it could be good
LRRbot: Patriar's Seal [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {1}, {T}: Untap target legendary creature you control.
MegaDosX: Ratadrabik is weird in how it recurs things, but no, doesn't exile
chrysaliss: i am in love with the costumes tonight k3llyOmg
definenull: OH LORD
Alas_Babylon: pieces of baked chicken breast with the skin still on it sounds pretty nice, maybe that counts?
CopperAstronaut: Chickenwitch, nom nom
Dmc3628: yeah Necrons don't eff
LRRbot: Cryptbreaker [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / Tap three untapped Zombies you control: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHype_SG
MegaDosX: What is that one Ratadrabik token right now? I can't remember
Dmc3628: Braids
Applecrisp: so ben could create another sheoldred each turn now?
MegaDosX: So did Ben just miss the Braids trigger?
ChargingFurret: @MegaDosX thats elias
Desruprot: Resurrection Orb is good
MegaDosX: Oh Elas, nevermind then
Dmc3628: is it? man even i can't remember Ratadrabs undead legion
CopperAstronaut: Alright, time for bed. Catch the rest on the vod. NIGHT CHAT.
Sorator13: Can't tap that for black
SmashTCG: little disappointed wheeler didn't do the pogliachi makeup
definenull: the zombie is non legendary
Rodzos: @CopperAstronaut gn o/
Sorator13: @CopperAstronaut night!
LithelyUnshod: V. Zombie doesn't trigger off tokens Serge
twitch_xeo: Space Beleren inc
Dmc3628: the 4th?
niccus: you can do that?
LRRbot: Custodi Lich [3BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [4/2] | When Custodi Lich enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / Whenever you become the monarch, target player sacrifices a creature.
Sorator13: You did already put a +1/+1 counter for the death on Alex's turn, I believe
Dmc3628: ooh
MegaDosX: Amazing
DigitalSeahorse: katesWat
Rodzos: PogChamp
thraximore: a different kind of hard hat
AzaleaCloud: Alex came prepared. X3
definenull: uhh maybe you don't wanan do that serge
goombalax: I was hoping monarch would show up just for that
ChargingFurret: 2 sheoldreds? Pog
MegaDosX: Note that Elas is still exiled
Sorator13: got it, good
DigitalSeahorse: now Alex is just murder
MegaDosX: Also Elas only pings on other
MegaDosX: Not on itself
shurtal: now i'm imagining a Spy vs Spy episode, but ti's Cosmo Kramer vs Kramer
Sorator13: yes, no ping from saccing Elas
GredGredmansson: !card elas il kor
LRRbot: Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Kor Cleric [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
AzaleaCloud: Tymaret, the Murder ____
hitchiker4242: huh, couldn't he have sac'd sheoldred to get 2 of them?
definenull: its a sick deck
twitch_xeo: nobody took a ping from earlier too, technically
MegaDosX: It's a strong deck
ChargingFurret: @hitchiker4242 at end step, but yes
Sorator13: 2 2/2 is always fun for a magic player to say
LithelyUnshod: Vulturous Zombie doesn't get counters from tokens, should be 2 smaller.
MegaDosX: Oh this could be an issue
MegaDosX: Ben's about to have two Sheoldreds
Dmc3628: yeah on'es non legendary
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
Sorator13: !card vulturous zom
LRRbot: Vulturous Zombie [3BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/3] | Flying / Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on Vulturous Zombie.
thraximore: !card resurrection orb
LRRbot: Resurrection Orb [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has lifelink. / Whenever equipped creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / Equip {4}
Sorator13: mm, yeah, no counters for vulture for tokens
LithelyUnshod: tokens aren't cards
Dmc3628: reaper could eat it
definenull: another charm?
goombalax: shoulda just brought the whole necron deck
Dmc3628: serge still has skullclamp cards right?
MegaDosX: Wow
AzaleaCloud: Dang Alex, the value.
MegaDosX: Ben's engine has been systematically dismantled
InfiniTokens: Serge: King of construction workers.
NewtyNewts: There went the Legendary engine
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam katesJam katesJam
Sorator13: @MegaDosX it was hard work, but everyone had to do it
r10pez10: riff from zombie nation lives in my head rent free too
Nightecho06: they say as Serge the merciful is in power
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 It was very effective teamwork
ThorSokar: it's not bullying, it's just your turn
silenceaux: Now that Yohei is no longer threatening to recur constantly
definenull: so much card draw
LRRbot: Anthem of Rakdos [2BRR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn and Anthem of Rakdos deals 1 damage to you. / Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand, if a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.
bigburley97: True commander is everyone is somehow the arch enemy at some point
thraximore: oh my GOD
MegaDosX: WHAT
definenull: this card is sick
Sorator13: yikers
MegaDosX: What even is this card
ChargingFurret: THIS IS A CARD?
NarishmaReborn: the king of clowns!
LRRbot: Fireblade Artist [BR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, Fireblade Artist deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
NewtyNewts: Just like that Friday Nights episode!
WiJohn: The Clown King of CAG!
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kJoel
r10pez10: what an interactive clown deck
bigburley97: Wheeler aways has some card I've never heard of and instantly need
definenull: i have a feeling wheeler's deck is sneaky good
MegaDosX: @bigburley97 Wheeler's decks are always good for the repeated "what even is this card" moments
Anubix_007: This is what i love about Commander Jank works
LRRbot: Grave Pact [1BBB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control dies, each other player sacrifices a creature.
bigburley97: Wheeler's decks are always sneaky good!
Nightecho06: "hey you, get in the hole"
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kTomServo just clowning a round katesGun
definenull: back to the pit
Sorator13: @bigburley97 ehhhh, sometimes they're just plain bad (and fun!)
Sorator13: but often sneaky good
LRRbot: Plaguebearer [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {X}{X}{B}: Destroy target nonblack creature with mana value X.
bigburley97: I feel like you're referencing the walls deck a little bit hahah
Sorator13: @bigburley97 maaaaaybe :D
Dmc3628: kinda rough tonight unfortunately
bigburley97: But also that deck is bananas fun haha
GredGredmansson: oh no, everyone's playing black
definenull: tbf that is a cool card
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DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Sorator13: LUL
circusofkirkus: it sure is ;)
NewtyNewts: Oh no, he's hot!
Kyir: humble brag
Dmc3628: NOW that should be in the base
bigburley97: Oof
JonnyGlitched: You're ruining the illusion!
Sorator13: mmhmmm, it sure is Ben
whitefirecomix: oh on, the Benana's hot
DigitalSeahorse: 2020Victory 2020Victory 2020Victory
thraximore: the crown is heavy, the banana is hot
TemporallyAwry: "Man this banana is hot" - Benana
SciFiAIguy: hot 'nana
GredGredmansson: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #3717: "The banana is missing..." —Cori [2016-12-10]
patrick_stonecrusher: no, its fine, hes just peeling
DigitalSeahorse: hawt banan
AzaleaCloud: Wait, there's a version of Gorilla Shaman that kills creatures? o_o;;;;;;
AzaleaCloud: And it's a Zombie??
bigburley97: what an appealing stream
DigitalSeahorse: katesFine feliciaBanana
Spades_Slicc: !findquote crown
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Diabore: serge needs to lose 2 more?
Diabore: i thought e said he was at 4
Ludorae: ye
LRRbot: Panharmonicon [4] | Artifact | If an artifact or creature entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
bigburley97: Ye
definenull: what?!?
DigitalSeahorse: Serge 4 Alex 0
LRRbot: Circuit Mender [3] | Artifact Creature — Insect [2/3] | When Circuit Mender enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / When Circuit Mender leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
Sorator13: so Serge is not at 8
Sorator13: *now
DigitalSeahorse: Serge 8
Nightecho06: "thats a weird looking egg"
silenceaux: playing bad cards, like panharmonicon
bigburley97: serge would be at 8 yeah
circusofkirkus: LUL
definenull: initiative?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL
Rodzos: PogChamp ?
GredGredmansson: circuit mender gains 2 life though right?
Applecrisp: big daddy rakdos
Dmc3628: is it showstopper time?
Earthenone: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Sorator13: Paul doesn't have Vasoline or Barcode ready?
twitch_xeo: no vaseline or barcode, Paul?!
Diabore: no vaseline or barcode?
Sorator13: Shame
laundreydhull: not even Vaseline!?
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is ded
DigitalSeahorse: there
NewtyNewts: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
silenceaux: oh... Is it the funny Rakdos?
niccus: *can* wheeler live long enough to use mirror march?
DigitalSeahorse: katesBless
goombalax: aw alex can't -1
r10pez10: is it time to play flip that imp
definenull: LUL
goombalax: we gonna see the showstopper?
SirShadowtrap: how many cards are in these decks?
LRRbot: Rafter Demon [2BR] | Creature — Demon [4/2] | Spectacle {3}{B}{R} / When Rafter Demon enters the battlefield, if its spectacle cost was paid, each opponent discards a card.
bigburley97: I beleive in you wheeler
LRRbot: Life Insurance [3WB] | Enchantment | Extort / Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token.
Fistacles: ah yes. life insurance would kill me
Dmc3628: getchu some life insurance
AzaleaCloud: Don't you have to pay 1 life for Westvale Abbey?
DigitalSeahorse: katesWat
LithelyUnshod: For the record, Serge, tokens dying don't pump Vulturous Zombie.
Diabore: !card westvale abbey
LRRbot: Westvale Abbey (back: Ormendahl, Profane Prince) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kDeep mst3kHurt
bigburley97: That life insurance is choice
GredGredmansson: !card Vulturous Zombie
LRRbot: Vulturous Zombie [3BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/3] | Flying / Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on Vulturous Zombie.
twitch_xeo: Monarch police is on the scene
niccus: it's called a rafter demon since it tripped and fell from a rafter
baskwalla: Rafter Demon, just clowning around
definenull: does not wrath tho
Nightecho06: Drafter Demon, the little known limited player from RTR
GredGredmansson: yep, tokens are not cards
Sorator13: the life did not decrement
Diabore: ovewrlay not updating?
Applecrisp: still 15
AzaleaCloud: Overlay still shows Ben at 15, he should be at 14.
NewtyNewts: Should be at 13 now?
Diabore: there we go
AzaleaCloud: There we go.
Sorator13: there we go
r10pez10: i don't think i've ever seen one of those white black cleric tokens IRL ever
definenull: c'mon ben i believe
r10pez10: they'
r10pez10: they're notoriously hard to find
Ludorae: yeah ya have
NewtyNewts: The bens battle
baskwalla: Yeah I think Ben has this one
bigburley97: Ben v Ben
goombalax: G0 BEN
r10pez10: nice, alex
bigburley97: My money is on ben
hd_dabnado: GO BEN
definenull: hammer time
definenull: LOL
LRRbot: Hammerheim | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {R}. / {T}: Target creature loses all landwalk abilities until end of turn.
Rodzos: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
GredGredmansson: de den de n de den
AzaleaCloud: LUL
pn55: HypeLUL
twitch_xeo: lol Sheoldred counter
AllTheWeasels: LUL
Diabore: FUCK wheeler
MegaDosX: Wow
TotallyNotaBeholder: Boo, but a wonderful wonderful boo
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
MegaDosX: The Sheoldred tech
DigitalSeahorse: GO BEN
ChargingFurret: LUL
AllTheWeasels: The tech!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
definenull: literally hexproof
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lucidTroops_SG
LRRbot: Rakdos, the Showstopper [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.
definenull: EYY
Rodzos: taffyc2PogChamp
Earthenone: roll credots
goombalax: yessssss
MegaDosX: Everybody stop!
niccus: rakdos, the streamender
silenceaux: It WAS the funny Rakdos!
Sorator13: Stop.... Rakdos!
AzaleaCloud: OMG Rakdos. XD
r10pez10: hell ye
Kadenus: most expensive chainers edict on earth
definenull: 6 mana removal spell
Sorator13: LUL
silenceaux: 6 mana fleshbag marauder
GredGredmansson: What's Wheeler's other card?
twitch_xeo: tbh failing the flip would've worked well too, I feel?
definenull: ben is in top deck city ?
Diabore: !card rakdos anthem
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Sorator13: Rakdos IS the party
Electrodyne: Hi Internet friends
JDMan94: I think it's the third
saucemaster5000: Alex now wins either way btw
A1_Saucy: alex is cleaning up the maze of cheese???
Sorator13: @Diabore anthem of rakdos
Diabore: @GredGredmansson rakdos something, it buffs power 2 and hell bent doubles damage you deal
Diabore: !card anthem of rakdos
LRRbot: Anthem of Rakdos [2BRR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn and Anthem of Rakdos deals 1 damage to you. / Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand, if a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.
Diabore: ^ thaat
DigitalSeahorse: katesPride Ben
LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
definenull: what are the odds that wheeler will die to his own anthem?
NewtyNewts: Fire uppercut.
bigburley97: Fire diamond is the most busted
twitch_xeo: draw
LRRbot: Blim, Comedic Genius [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Imp [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.
bigburley97: two mana to get extra mana?
bigburley97: busted
NewtyNewts: Blim should be at 4 tax now
Diabore: someone is eating their mic
JDMan94: Ben is blasting that mic with air
Sorator13: ben, your mic, pls drakSob
gsyhiap: Is Ulmer blowing on the mic?
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LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad, the Grim deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {1}{B}: Each player mills a card.
twitch_xeo: Wheeler, monarch draw? if it even matters still :D
definenull: uh oh
GredGredmansson: !card Look At Me I'm The DCI
LRRbot: Look at Me, I'm the DCI [5WW] | Sorcery | Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
DeM0nFiRe: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
NewtyNewts: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Really, in a way, *you* did this.
MrGibberish: Hi friends!
GredGredmansson: !sir
goombalax: we all lose life, Syr Comerade
LRRbot: Concealed Courtyard | Land | Concealed Courtyard enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
MrGibberish: Oh
MegaDosX: Boo
Earthenone: !syr
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
patrick_stonecrusher: bennanna
WiJohn: Symmetrical!
definenull: LUL
Diabore: wheeler can no longer attack
LRRbot: Bedeck // Bedazzle | Bedeck [{B/R}{B/R}] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/−3 until end of turn. // Bedazzle [4BR] | Instant | Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
definenull: SHEOLDRED
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana feliciaBanana feliciaBanana getting some banana breath on the mic
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
AzaleaCloud: OH COME ON LUL
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LRRbot: Showstopper [1BR] | Instant | Until end of turn, creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to target creature an opponent controls."
pn55: seabatClap
AzaleaCloud: Oh God, I REMEMBER this card.
AzaleaCloud: Such strange artwork.
definenull: whoah,
LRRbot: Havoc Jester [4R] | Creature — Devil [5/5] | Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, Havoc Jester deals 1 damage to any target.
Sorator13: That was a fun stream; thanks guys!
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
Commodore_Perry_GG: shubbaRave
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
AzaleaCloud: Thank you for the stream! ^^
Wonderdoc: Shouldve killed Ben when he was down. Now he had a great comeback
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Diabore: benana wins
Gascitygaming: the cbc punkin!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ArmadilloAL: Just got my "A Constitutional Monarchy of Cards" button the other day! CK rocks!
Juliamon: !patreon
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A1_Saucy: I can patronize with the best of them :D
definenull: oh?
pn55: Ooo!
saucemaster5000: Ben's wearing a LRR thong
SmoreThanAFeelin: oh?
shurtal: oh snap
Juliamon: oooooooh
goombalax: peel that Benana!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSERGE lrrWHEELER lrrBEN lrrALEX feliciaBanana digita435LOVE
AllTheWeasels: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Commodore_Perry_GG: Where wolf?
Sorator13: There, wolf!
AllTheWeasels: buh bye!
Rodzos: ty ty ty
goombalax: oh the pumpers from TTSF are there
definenull: RIP chat
saucemaster5000: I ate after midnight
pn55: seabatTROG
Sorator13: Oh, boo
tyrsredritehand: Ook?
ThePaddyMcB: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana feliciaBanana feliciaBanana feliciaBanana
coreyh2: BibleThump
gsyhiap: miiliHmm
A1_Saucy: I'm not dead. Your cool
Spritz_T: we're not quite dead
OwlStar64: lrrWOW
KWardJenx: ghosted!
Nightecho06: "Anything I want"
twitch_xeo: psst: theyr'e all nice people
ThorSokar: FBtouchdown Secret Chat! FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: dang
AllTheWeasels: Quick, none of them can see us say nice things about them!
voslan: You are cool guy ben!
A1_Saucy: You're oops
definenull: yall are super awesome
baskwalla: Wait... I'm dead?
MegaDosX: Ben you total banana
TheBorzoi: thebor2Lurk
serramarkov: I'm here!
Spades_Slicc: God can't see us commence sin
Skizard88: Adam was right!
ShadowFirelaw: Alex is super cute
mister_nibbles: all five of you are wonderful people. boom roasted
gsyhiap: You're all wonderful people
goombalax: You're all great! BOOM GOTTEM
Sorator13: I love all of these folks and I am so happy we get to enjoy their content!
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saucemaster5000: Everyone is pretty and nice
Spades_Slicc: Great sinning everyone
DigitalSeahorse: You are all lovely people digita435LOVE katesFlower
DigitalSeahorse: including chat
AllTheWeasels: Look at all these awesome people lrrSHINE
Rodzos: @ThorSokar oh hi
lirazel64: 6
Juliamon: The tokens cannot be spoken on this stream
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSHINE
ThorSokar: eyy Rodzos
Sorator13: Serge, it's the Village People, not the Blood-Soaked Crying Villagers
twitch_xeo: Token: Bloody Fookin' Villagers
lirazel64: You can't call me lovely! I refuse!
definenull: ooh spooky movie time
Graham_LRR: Spook’ems!
Juliamon: Also Monday morning might be bonus Nelly
twitch_xeo: oh shit, it's a G
Spades_Slicc: Bela Lugosi films?
OwlStar64: lrrSPOOP
AllTheWeasels: lrrSPOOP
Sorator13: G comes into chat when chat is dead on stream, I see who it is :D
AzaleaCloud: lrrSPOOP
Sorator13: *how
DigitalSeahorse: katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf
Graham_LRR: I figured y’all might be feeling unseen @sorator13
Graham_LRR: I’m here for you
Sorator13: we appreciate you @Graham_LRR
AzaleaCloud: Thank you Graham :D
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCATWICH ssandNOM
KWardJenx: I like this for us.
ThorSokar: haha
shendaras: The terror of being seen. lrrSPOOPY
saucemaster5000: Just realized I've seen "House on Haunted Hill" so many times it's one I can almost quote along....
OwlStar64: I feel so seen
WiJohn: In the not to distant future, next Monday AD
definenull: who woulda thunk
BjjBrain: metropolis from Fritz Lang!
Sorator13: LUL
Sorator13: lrrWOW
serramarkov: I was so upset with the end of Night of the Living Dead- I ranted to my dad for two days.
definenull: i always double tap
OwlStar64: How bizarre
goombalax: remember alpha minecraft when all we had was porkchops
twitch_xeo: Ben killed Cori and peeled her
Sorator13: oh, is *that* how Ben got the banan costume?
WiJohn: Wait, is Ben actually wearing Cori's skin?!
shendaras: Old fire tick was a thing.
laundreydhull: Kay lrrBEN mmer
KeytarCat: @WiJohn Just one of them
definenull: so like horror glurp
ThorSokar: Scorn was crazy good art and a VERY weird "story"
Graham_LRR: @definenull that’s a great way to describe it
Spades_Slicc: @ThorSokar and baaaaad combat
Sorator13: @definenull oh god
ThorSokar: oh yea, horrible combat
laundreydhull: Yes! Finally! goof riddance Scorn!!
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DigitalSeahorse: Alex wearing my fav onion shirt
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Commodore_Perry_GG: amazonHello amazonSpiderman
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saucemaster5000: hang on, there's another sauce??? Lost sibling???
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Fistacles: lrrSHINE Thank you serge for properly pronouncing my name lol
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definenull: thank you for the stream! lrrSHINE
DigitalSeahorse: BE SAFE
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaSave feliciaSave feliciaSave
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InfinityToPlanck: lrrSHINE
ThorSokar: check for candy for hell based puzzle boxes!
Commodore_Perry_GG: B GUD N SAYF
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MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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DigitalSeahorse: also wear those N95s under your Jason masks
baskwalla: Bye all, bye Paul
DigitalSeahorse: *remembers yogurt is sitting next to me*