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Austere_Squire: greetings, chat
jessieimproved: so for those who actually know this game - is it a real spoop or a goof spoop tonight?
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GhostValv: almost a year :O
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danfromoz: Such nice happy music leading into the horror
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kumatsu: wow, I can't believe Ben found a horror game about twitch chat
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
danfromoz: the true horror was inside us all along.
matthaus_c: the true horror was the friends we made along the way
lazermeow: I thought true horror was the friends we made along the way
Mischievous_Catgeist: no no the true horror was twitch chat and the youtube comments
Chipton: Just finished Scorn 1 vod too, sweet
matthaus_c: @Chipton whoo double feature
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dankmemeter: patiently waiting for disc to come in the mail
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danfromoz: Well I did meet this awesome person. Her name is Sadako and we play funny vhs pranks on people.
lazermeow: aaahhhhh, got it.
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Lazy_F4: Time for spoops!
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matthaus_c: @danfromoz she's super, but I made a 'well well well' joke and she gave me cardiac arrest
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frank_the_great: The intro worked!
BusTed: Haha.
SnackPak_: F
Lazy_F4: Heyo ... !
Mischievous_Catgeist: maybe next year
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BusTed: tqsSmug
ButButTheJesus: OH
matthaus_c: full nut november
HadesLeprechaun: if you know you know
gibbousm: all I want for Christmas is Let's Nope
frank_the_great: Already failed NNN
BusTed: Master of his domain.
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TimIAm: All Nope's Day
TheWarDoctor8: Movies was still good tho
Haroldholmes25: All Saints Day
saucemaster5000: Oh god it's Boxing day run!
Austere_Squire: did you have a happy halloween?
gibbousm: Isn't it Dia De Los Muertos?
Barb4rian: Easter?
Roger_Job329: All saints day
lazermeow: juneb8th
Talin06: x-mass
YeomanAres: you'll just to come back next year
Robot_Bones: hey Day of the Dead Stream
Commodore_Perry_GG: April 14th
frozenphoenix7: Some places have started playing Christmas music, so today is truly the scariest day of the year actually
Lazy_F4: Nov 1st spooky for all the leftover Halloween candy ~~~
Zath_: July 3rd
matthaus_c: yeah man it's Día de Los Muertos
gibbousm: Arbor Day?
ButButTheJesus: i still have plenty of spoops to play
Barb4rian: Bunnies and colorful eggs?
danfromoz: Well it is the day Mariah Carey get's hatched from her suspension tube.
Going_Medium: day after boxing day
frank_the_great: Windmill slam Fourth of July, brother
RaklarLS: Nov 1st is All Saints, and some saints went through pretty scary stuff
BusTed: April 21st
SquareDotCube: Labor day
DeM0nFiRe: Goitta be like May or June something
saucemaster5000: third wednestay of march
DoodlestheGreat: Arbor day
YeomanAres: Jesus is zombie
Mortimew: Arbor Day
gibbousm: Jesus is not a ghost. Jesus is a Lich
Blakemcm: Jesus is the first JOJO
HadesLeprechaun: Nov 2 is stil Dia de los Muertos, we're still in skeleton aesthetic time
circusofkirkus: May 14th
PhorrestGaze: leap day on those years
RaklarLS: May 1st. Labor day
Austere_Squire: there's also christmas ghosts
ButButTheJesus: he not a ghost he ressurected
betweenmyself: February 29th? pennyWhat
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Spritz_T: groundhog day sans the movie
Yolysses: November 1st is half-off spoops day
BlindProphet32: Thanksgiving?
saucemaster5000: my birthday
ashesandmochi: i stand by that spooky season continues into the new year. winter is spooky
danfromoz: Boxing Day. A day to take the rubbish out to the bin.
Mortimew: April 20th
Scy_Anide: January 1st, because the dread hasn't set in yet.
matthaus_c: thanksgiving is horrifying
MAPBoardgames: Nov 1st
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Going_Medium: Day after boxing day
matthaus_c: for the relatives AND for the colonialism
YeomanAres: flag day
Lazy_F4: thanksgiving = mass turkey murder
Gaytanic_Panic: Labour day's out. Riots.
SnackPak_: June 21st
Barb4rian: Uh.... no
Robot_Bones: Those days can be scariest
Roger_Job329: News Year Eve?
lazermeow: December 30th
gibbousm: Pi Day?
gibbousm: 3/14
TheThirdTail: I'm a millennial. Every day is filled with existential horror
SohNata: Flag Day!
saucemaster5000: april 20th is a certain dictator's birthday
FishlegStudio: Saint Patrick's Day?
Mischievous_Catgeist: july 9th
PhorrestGaze: there's ghostly whisps all over
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, Pi Day!
SquareDotCube: May day?
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SohNata: Hi Adam
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neisan2112: Thats a certain dictators birthday too
RaklarLS: Jan 3rd. When you abandon all your resolutions and your anxiety over accomplishing them disappear.
spurius: if you didint want to die from climate change, should have been born earlier. not our fault you did not thought it through
HadesLeprechaun: National Pancake Day
Gaytanic_Panic: Talk like a Pirate day?
Cavemanhar: cinco de mayo
Robot_Bones: Ben's Birthday
SirenSongSeas: Math is scary though
JadedCynic: ♫The first of may, first of may...♫
mulligan2six: Mar10 day?
saucemaster5000: that number NEVER ENDS
Gaytanic_Panic: Rusev Day?
amuseoffirebane: April 1st for being Lame Joke Day
gibbousm: Don't fuck the pies Ben
renmcidk: Star Wars day
ButButTheJesus: pi is spooky, it goes forever
shendaras: 6/28, tau day
Haroldholmes25: yes
LackingSanity_: summer solstice, aka midsommar
FishlegStudio: isn't that wickerman day?
Roger_Job329: most daylight
matthaus_c: wouldn't pi day be awkward in the middle of november
frank_the_great: NAh, there's magic or something going on then
sgowell: Mar 10
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: evening gentlemen
paronomasiac042: Sneak Some Zucchini on your Neighbor's Porch Night, Aug 8
RaklarLS: summer solstice is terrifying, the neverending day
SquareDotCube: Summer is a lie according to Ben
circusofkirkus: thank you for creating the solistice Adam
betweenmyself: March the fourteenth be with you riffYeti
Mischievous_Catgeist: someone else did that
MAPBoardgames: Yeah, Adam. Stop makin' up holidays
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DoodlestheGreat: Are we SURE he's not?
JadedCynic: So you'd prefer the Winter Solstice?
Tangsm: If Adam could make up a solstice, he should have moved halloween.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait what about the solstice? what do we need to know about the solstice
saucemaster5000: We can blame Adam for putting our orbit off a perfect axis
Electrodyne: no, we hang "No Solsticing" signs around the neighborhood
HadesLeprechaun: I am a night biker!
neisan2112: So Dec 21st
Scy_Anide: Night biking is great (except in traffic).
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mnemonicman: Let's NOPE? Nah. Let's Pierogi.
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Going_Medium: you got that helmet light?
JadedCynic: just wait, ben - before long you'll start losing your night vision...
Austere_Squire: i'm terrified of doing anything outside at night
Nigouki: biking in the dark sounds terrifying in the car hell that is North America
StygianAutomata: Are you calling me a weather liar? I aint calling you a weather truther
Mischievous_Catgeist: shirt
matthaus_c: disc is haunted
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sanguinist: Glad to be here
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gibbousm: Is Desert Bus Day the least scary?
patrick_stonecrusher: night biking feels like drifting like a ghost through a dream
Dog_of_Myth: OnlyDisc
JadedCynic: @Nigouki as a motorist, it's kinda unnerving for us, too
shendaras: Is new shirt out?
SkylerRingtail: I mean, driving at night is a nightmare now, with those damned LED headlights everywhere
saucemaster5000: yeah my dad's basement
Lazy_F4: All those elementary school teachers need their laserdiscs yo !
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you probably can still make them, the machines still exist
JadedCynic: did y'all even say what the new shirt IS?
mnemonicman: CDs are not-unlike a laser disc
Roger_Job329: Yall should sell frisbees
Austere_Squire: you can get rid of anything if you use enough lye
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Halloween past already, its just a house now
matthaus_c: make it the whales' problem
Dog_of_Myth: There is one place you can buy Floppy Disks... so why not LaserDisc
saucemaster5000: make it a little smaller am I right Landlubbers?
dylan16807: not everything can be car batteries
MAPBoardgames: #TrustBeej
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: isn't laserdisc still used for some really high-end video production stuff? like giant screens? or am I totally nuts here
matthaus_c: bingledinglers
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dweebert91: fish
Robot_Bones: Always Trust Beej/ Never Trust Beej
JadedCynic: fish roe
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #8128: "I'm like a cat that just finished cleaning itself! I'm like oo man, feelin' kinda cute!" —Adam [2022-07-07]
neisan2112: Car battaries
InquisitorGaia: fish
patrick_stonecrusher: old batteries!
Scy_Anide: Statistically, some people's favorite thing to throw in the ocean is a bike.
danfromoz: is a #TrustBeej shirt ever been made? Can you make it?
saucemaster5000: Is that what happened to Jeremy Petter?
betweenmyself: Little brothers
RaklarLS: vaporwave artists have been printing their albums in all sorts of useless audio artifacts, so I'm sure there's some new laserdiscs around
matthaus_c: I like it when the semen of Uranus was thrown into the ocean and made Aphrodite
Omthebox: Such a good comic
Commodore_Perry_GG: the mermaid with the 7/11 top?
Drathak: unless there's a dang ol group of scuba diving teens like man of medan
Omthebox: Very gay, its lovely
AtomicAlchemical: We can't be trusted with an unmodded twitch chat
TheNextPaige: That comic rules!
alittlebittilted: Adam is why we are going to lose to merfolk. giving them all our good stuff
Juliamon: AtomicAlchemical what do you mean unmodded
matthaus_c: wdym this game looks wholesome
saucemaster5000: Endos are cute. EndUwU
lazermeow: I love throwing sealed glass bottle with a note saying 'We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty ".
Lazy_F4: EFoVCP
YawnLance: Horror game enjoyers
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Mr_Horrible: Horror Twitter slaps
LackingSanity_: going out to HGC locals
BusTed: 💪
ashesandmochi: i like the more than SFF writer twitter tbh
neisan2112: Thats half my twitter
BusTed: Almost all.
Excalibur_1867_: any plans to check out the DLC for RE 8?
matthaus_c: wholesome.
MAPBoardgames: Like 'Getting over it'?
BusTed: "no. thanks for noticing"
ashesandmochi: horror writer twitter has been cozy
betweenmyself: Don’t look now but Horror Twitter is ROGHT BEHIND YOU! riffScream
Mr_Horrible: It is Tuesday, my dudes
JadedCynic: sounds like a horror version of Ampu-Tea
TimIAm: Adam's got a new pair of legs
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DEATHlikescats: HSWP PrideUwu
scientist_captain: so not a game where you're an endocrinologist, and fight the horror of diabetes
YawnLance: !cw
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DarknessKingCoH: So you're playing as Anakin Skywalker?
MAPBoardgames: Warning: may contain blankets
WowoT: warning: loud boys
Kramburger: Ben, don't you have a vault of magic proxies to dive into?
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alittlebittilted: that's a boney boy
matthaus_c: reaches all the difficult places
Mr_Horrible: that's only a bit longer than mine, I'd say
BibitteNoire: James does that playing Magic
Juliamon: ooooh speaking of shirt
Himyul: are we the parasite?
saucemaster5000: That finger has loads of practice
paronomasiac042: gotta bpogie
BusTed: tqsHype
betweenmyself: Yaoi hand… Singular riffYeti
Electrodyne: fing-longer
BrowneePoints: When White People get wild in the Club
matthaus_c: playing the booch
hb8u: ahoy
KeytarCat: I point to things with my pinky a lot
EikoandMog: Oh damn, this game looks rad.
ashesandmochi: nice
BusTed: sucks to suck I guess
jessieimproved: well that escalated quickly
dougma: uhhh....
gibbousm: great way to start off
MAPBoardgames: Unhand him!
kaijub3ast: unfortunate
hb8u: okay what
Welbog: Strong opening
Austere_Squire: what did i miss?!
itsr67: give them a hand
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
Mr_Horrible: oh we leakin'
brat_the_wurst: dont like those noises
SkylerRingtail: Squishslurp
raulghoulia: how do we know when the game starts?
MAPBoardgames: Squelch
mnemonicman: He just went to pieces
madmansk: quite squishy
saucemaster5000: arterial shut up!
empyreon: that's a lotta squeltchin'
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean at least we start with the bad thing happening. No dread to build up.
betweenmyself: … ow
ButButTheJesus: splortch
Mr_Horrible: "To shreds you say"
BrowneePoints: we got drawn and three-uartered
PixelsAtDawnGaming: QWOP - Viscera Edition
Diabore: i think youre bleeding out ben
jessieimproved: I feel like we might want to stop bleeding
BusTed: Hope you were a righty.
Juliamon: we fadin fast
Austere_Squire: can you bleed out?
Welbog: Ben dies in intro
prince_infidel: But...why?
madmansk: Oh is this the new painting simulator
FarleyF: turn down for Gush
alittlebittilted: nope
Austere_Squire: is this Getting Over It?
saucemaster5000: they got the QWOP guy! Noooo!
BusTed: All better.
Kelazi5: So a splatoon-like
Spritz_T: cauterized
matthaus_c: cauterize 'em
ButButTheJesus: GAAAAAAAAAAH
Mr_Horrible: just ironing out our problems
EikoandMog: Man, I've played this level on Viscera Cleanup Detail.
brat_the_wurst: chat is there a name for anti asmr? cause this is it
EricTheOrange: we have alimitless supply of blood.
frank_the_great: breach
JadedCynic: thank you, Adam
matthaus_c: abandon the premise of te gamw
Kramburger: No they want you to drop this improv bit
BusTed: oh no, the concept is too shaky. abandon premise
patrick_stonecrusher: there has been a containment..........
Lysander_salamander: Thank you, tiktok girl
Mr_Horrible: we've abandoned the horror, this is APE OUT now
mnemonicman: Abandon the idea of pants
matthaus_c: not really
Himyul: on the plus side, you never need to wear pants again!
patrick_stonecrusher: breach
sgowell: Going to the store?
Austere_Squire: if you took away my arm and my legs, i could not move nearly this well with the one remaining arm
itsr67: LUL
Seth_Erickson: How you liking it?
HadesLeprechaun: you mean the Elden Ring anime?
Seth_Erickson: Berserk seems very up your alley
saucemaster5000: you have award winning korean films in you!
Mr_Horrible: I 100% recommend reading the manga
EricTheOrange: Berzerk seems like an adam anime
Kramburger: My wife is not an anime person, but she got on a rant to me about the subs Vs dubs in Money Heist
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: all I can think of is those half-zombies from HL2
BrowneePoints: I'm glad you enjoy it. The new one is uh...divisive
SquareDotCube: as long as it's not the one with the notoriously crappy animaton
Lysander_salamander: I will have to try it out
adept_nekomancer: So many shirts and yet you can't grab any of them.
LordZarano: An endo-paracite?
BrowneePoints: ah okay okay didn't know there was a THRID adaptation
Seth_Erickson: This one is like cuttings from the movies and then maybe more beyond that we don't know yet
itsr67: *throws knife at rabbit* [ftaaang noise]
EikoandMog: Guts is fantastic.
saucemaster5000: Guts would be great at a repetitive office job
RaklarLS: i mean, guts is kinda broken after "all the things that happened", so he regresses to very simple things
Seth_Erickson: @BrowneePoints yeah it's adapting the story that was previously just the first 3 movies.
Mischievous_Catgeist: haunted moon base
CaptainSpam: Accurate depiction of human anatomy. Has the brain and the parasite, that's everything.
Mr_Horrible: Also, if you like horror stuff, the new Cabinet of Curiosities on Netflix is great
m1gr3nA: hard to break it to you adam but it might not be finished since author died in 2021. rip miura. :(
Nigouki: just a mouse game that leave the other hand free? perfect for this month
brat_the_wurst: i wonder if at the end of us if the parasite inside us will be the friends we made along the way
blepharic: seabatBRAIN
Mr_Horrible: Short films for horror short stories, produced by GDT
MAPBoardgames: Thanks for the memory (minigame)
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible there were some episodes of it I thought was the best horror so far this decade
TetraRay: one arm sonic over here
Austere_Squire: are you the antagonist of someone else's horror game?
HadesLeprechaun: wanna see a speedrun for this game
KingTaltia: Syringes aren't topical Adam, you specifically have to inject them! Now if we had a balm, that would be topical
ladylinzington: @Mr_Horrible yesssss. I've seen 5/8 and they're all great
matthaus_c: grabby grabby
roastbeefsandwitch: Okay, what did I walk into?
matthaus_c: speedcrawl
saucemaster5000: speedc- damn it matthaus
BrowneePoints: @Nigouki Just a reminder that the "NNN" thing has morphed into a not great thing about "purity"
kaijub3ast: banger alert
MAPBoardgames: Banger alert
Seth_Erickson: oh shit banger alert
Lysander_salamander: groovy
Orxolon: hello y'all
matthaus_c: holy shit
Seth_Erickson: lrrSIG
TetraRay: a jam though
EricTheOrange: daym bro, games got bops
frank_the_great: There's that smile
Lysander_salamander: funky
TheWarDoctor8: cue opening title cards
RaklarLS: yoo
eric_christian_berg: So, are the power-ups more limbs?
Clad_in_Red: What ... did I join?
KingTaltia: I think the drums are hypnotizing us.
matthaus_c: everybody in the club get nasty
Dog_of_Myth: avngrHype avngrHype
raulghoulia: funkotron
StygianAutomata: someone worked on this and thought... "spoopy"
Lysander_salamander: hammered dulcimer?
dweebert91: BANGER alert
The_Timo: Oh shit I watched the dev videos for this, this one is sick haha
ashesandmochi: this is cool as hell tbh
roastbeefsandwitch: There's snare drums in there...
kaijub3ast: this is like the intro to a CW show about vampires
SnowbirdMike: This is how i get around for work until the coffee kicks in.
HadesLeprechaun: this music is kinda PS1 horror game era vibes
matthaus_c: oh my god are they okay
raulghoulia: doin tasks
BrowneePoints: Sounds like a Guitar and a Glockenspiel
frank_the_great: She died of having too many limbs
Fanklok: Wow this music is loud
Darleysam: Audioslave still got it SeemsGood
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SolarBlitz1: Aww yeah early Let's nope thanks to brief DST difference
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Fanklok: how is game so far?
kynelwynn: Nautilus sample? Are they practicing League?
saucemaster5000: I'm drinking fancy pear chai cider... so no
SnowbirdMike: I am drunk already. Gotcha
adept_nekomancer: (and then Ben died of too much hydration)
Seth_Erickson: Praise Cnawl
kaijub3ast: big ups to Cnawl
BusTed: Cnawl
SnowbirdMike: Cnawl?
Kramburger: ken'hell
Kramburger: ken'oath'
BusTed: bonkin' yer noggin
TheWarDoctor8: Bingo time! https://pump19.eu/bingo/leno
HadesLeprechaun: coughing
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait, you measured it at 4 trill-- that-- I don't even know how you would measure...
JadedCynic: just coughing up blood from the presence of the parasite
saucemaster5000: just cutting a sick demo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: but also who's cnawl, perhaps these are not human researchers who've got us
adept_nekomancer: Maybe the coughing is an indication of parasite progress?
MAPBoardgames: Nice of them to put the door switches on the floor
Fanklok: Ben you're getting Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce all over the floor
BusTed: Oh, every time you cough the parasite is making progress upward.
SolarBlitz1: The Parasite moved up when you cough
ImmortalLen: The parsite went up when you coughed blood
Going_Medium: parasite timer?
JadedCynic: see, it's inching forward pixel by pixel with every cough. i.e. you're under a TIME LIMIT
gibbousm: generally coughing up blood is not a good thing
matthaus_c: I wish I knew whether or not it was a bad thing when I coughed up blood
Roger_Job329: parasite is traveling to your brain?
KingTaltia: Ah yes, the universal save sound.
MAPBoardgames: This game screams game jam
kaijub3ast: lmao
TetraRay: lol
BusTed: benginO7
Austere_Squire: hahahah
jessieimproved: you got et
JadedCynic: that sounds much like what you'd hear in a research lab...
adept_nekomancer: Shadow crabs are rude.
Lysander_salamander: darned hitboxes
TheWriterAleph: F
TheWarDoctor8: o7
DMGlol: to that very moment
SnowbirdMike: strategy ?
saucemaster5000: never plus
matthaus_c: better save points than Scorn
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
SnowbirdMike: hahaha
QuaziK_: these are your enemies and here's where you loop them
TheWarDoctor8: @matthaus_c True
kaijub3ast: can't catch the nasty boy
jessieimproved: give em the ol rope a dope
BusTed: we scootin'
Seth_Erickson: it's the hair thing we read about right?
Going_Medium: carbon hairs?
matthaus_c: prolly someone taken over by their parasite
Seth_Erickson: or one of them
saucemaster5000: It's slimer's silhouette
thraximore: ooooooooh y'all are playing this game? wheelerPog
The_Timo: a human ballsack?
BusTed: Might be related to the hair-like carbon thing?
LackingSanity_: a corpse full of carbon filaments?
TheWriterAleph: yoink
SnowbirdMike: Pacman , Edgar allen Poe edition
jessieimproved: Is the "fog" supposed to simulate your face being on the floor so you can't see well I guess?
BusTed: shimmies
Austere_Squire: your cauterization does not appear to have been wholly successful
raulghoulia: what's this human's name?
Rhynerd: I don’t think we’ve been given it uet
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens =3
bittersweet_distractor: Ohhh i think the blood coughs are how you mark where youve been before?
BusTed: So don't let the parasite reach your brain.
Seth_Erickson: how close parasite to brain?
frank_the_great: I think this guy is gonna be all *right*
Rhynerd: I think it also marks a bit of your health ticking down.
SnowbirdMike: jESUS. ADSECULA?
paronomasiac042: Hot quiz, pop shot!
Welbog: Hey, high five for opening that.
Welbog: Don't leave me hanging.
Seth_Erickson: time to test
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
SnowbirdMike: hahaha
BrowneePoints: that got me
matthaus_c: if you got spooked by that you're gonna have a blast with Signalis
Seth_Erickson: you can trap him right
catacryptic: can you lock it in there?
betweenmyself: Ben, the anti-spider
matthaus_c: contained
SnowbirdMike: sound effects are awesome in this game. very lifelike
saucemaster5000: no one escape pizza the hut's shadow!
BrowneePoints: that is incredibly well done visual design of them just coming out of the periphery
TheWarDoctor8: I need a mod of this game with Alex making noises for the sfx
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vellebastet: 🤣
QuaziK_: are you just always timed?
CaptainSpam: I'm getting the idea that it'll turn out YOU'RE the parasite in this alien universe.
Fanklok: Has your character considered having more arms?
Austere_Squire: so, wait, you have some terrible parasite infesting you that is presumably dangerous. And the way to resolve wasn't to kill you directly, but to rip off all but one of your limbs?
Welbog: @CaptainSpam Ben specifically, not the character.
Mysticman89: I bet the speedrun looks wild
saucemaster5000: sure, the game did that
thraximore: @Austere_Squire monsters ripped your limbs off
tallhobbit97: Tendonitis the video game!
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paronomasiac042: god, what a cynte
SnowbirdMike: A bullet helps them
Austere_Squire: oh, good, bullet
Bionull: Oh wow, my name is also Cynte
ShaneLeeAtk: Big iron on his hip
jessieimproved: now we have bullat, no longer spoopy
kaijub3ast: don't wanna see his hand where his hip be at
frank_the_great: Gun acquired, games not scary anymore
KingTaltia: Huh, so those logs were ours.
saucemaster5000: ever load a gun while holding it one handed?
Mysticman89: got an achivement, was worth
Tangsm: Who brought a 6 shooter to space?
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SnowbirdMike: I was going to guess No
Fanklok: That won't get tedious
BrowneePoints: Also doing the "cylinder spin" thing is super bad for the revolver
ButterBall000: Can you pull the hammer?
Welbog: Squelch
Seth_Erickson: Gun still effective
SnowbirdMike: gangster style
MegaDosX: So anyway Ben started blasting
Welbog: Ask Alex if that's the sound of reloading a revolver.
matthaus_c: when do we get a pacifier that doubles as a speedloader
SnowbirdMike: Hahahaha
Mysticman89: the fate of most horror games, tunring into doom
saucemaster5000: counterpoint --- doom was fun
SnowbirdMike: It may be a pellet gun
Austere_Squire: is that bad
NotCainNorAbel: have we made a lieutenant dan joke yet?
BrowneePoints: Ben. Parasite
Austere_Squire: the thing getting to your brain
Seth_Erickson: parasite real close to our brainis
frank_the_great: Might want to heal, the bugger looked close
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frank_the_great: Haha, good timing
kaijub3ast: lol, the little noise it makes "nyeh"
saucemaster5000: Ben's hamsterdancing that lock
SquareDotCube: Benhauer
MAPBoardgames: I'll bet twitch points on it
Welbog: The shuffle sound is really menacing.
Manae: Parasite seems to be getting more active
SnowbirdMike: These game designers need to Buy A Vowel.
Fanklok: I hope you get a sweet space katana
Bionull: But we don't even have a crotch
saucemaster5000: Cynte is one part Schwarzenegger, one part comic book guy
ButButTheJesus: Are we Cynte, or was that the dead guy?
Roger_Job329: you only have one hand/arm you can't steady your firearm or absorb the recoil
BusTed: It's tactile!
TetraRay: but all you have is a hand
matthaus_c: it's funny
Welbog: Ben, you are a god of that unlocking minigame.
SnowbirdMike: It depends on how high you are.
matthaus_c: it's still funny imo
MegaDosX: Different doesn't always mean fun send tweet
EricTheOrange: So impatianty adam, let the game breath
frank_the_great: I imagine it'll add to the tension when the game gets harder
Fanklok: They really have to pad the play time
SentientRatKing: Makes each shot a decision because reloading is time consuming and requires concentration
HadesLeprechaun: if you need to fight 2 at once it will be panic inducing
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay, see, no. No actual academic would be treating the admin staff this way. They are the most vital people! They are the ones who remember all the forms and rules and schedules! Pissing off the department admin is the fast track to never getting your paperwork in order again.
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaah touche
Darleysam: it's a way to give you a gun but still keep the tension
drcthulu: zing
MegaDosX: Shots...fired?
betweenmyself: Immersive single-handed reloading action! riffYeti
saucemaster5000: first seasons are always the best one though
BrowneePoints: This is Jhin obviously, we have to count to4
niccus: Receiver's mechanics are absolutely appropriate for horror games
Austere_Squire: glad this guy never skipped arm day
Going_Medium: Where exactly are you putting that gun while you reload it with your hand?
kaijub3ast: was gonna say, does remind me of playing receiver
BrowneePoints: One!...Two!!...Three!......FOUR!!!-Jhin
TheWriterAleph: spit bullets into it
SquareDotCube: I guess in your teeth
FrozensTCG: Mouth ofc
saucemaster5000: in ur butt
Tangsm: It really shows a lot of foresight on the part of the facility designers that they put all the door locks on the floor.
hb8u: he ate your other arm
Manae: Just shoving it in a wound on your side
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
MegaDosX: F
matthaus_c: all the health was on your other limbs
aslatts: You are already missing 3 limbs
thraximore: a few
kaijub3ast: hmmm
SnowbirdMike: Hahahahahaha
Omthebox: I guess you don't get much health when all but one limb has been torn off
SquareDotCube: I think you're shooting inside the hitbox
StygianAutomata: I dunno, this game seems pretty heavy handed...
BusTed: Got the black lung
NotCainNorAbel: clearly there is no QA. They didn't even notice the legs were missing
frank_the_great: How hard is it to shoot, walk, shoot walk?
embyrr_the_dragon: I think the parasite bar is your health bar too
EricTheOrange: We don't look like we have hips. You'd think we'd still have an ass after losing out legs.
betweenmyself: Our character would be seriously boned if they fell into the subocean.
SnowbirdMike: Cool reference. Kinda obscure
saucemaster5000: I was gonna say Richard Dreyfus as King Lear in THe Goodbye Girl
kumatsu: Ben's bout to start talking about supply and demand
SnowbirdMike: Hahahaha
kynelwynn: Want to see a dead body?
BrowneePoints: how is referencing two VERY WELL KNOWN movies obscure?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I would be giving this game crap about the reload mechanic if you weren't literally missing all but one arm so of course reloading a gun is super hard
Welbog: The little wiggle the parasite does when you stab it is great
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: like I'd be annoyed if it weren't a giant pain
NotCainNorAbel: I do!
frank_the_great: Loved him in Nightcrawler
Mysticman89: It's not Ian obscure, but its obscure enough
SnowbirdMike: Agreed
SnackPak_: forgotten to time
raulghoulia: with Dreyfus!
Seth_Erickson: I know about Mr. Holland's Opus
kynelwynn: My ex loved that film
Kramburger: Mr Holland's Opus is a CLASSIC
Boon_33: everyone know about mr hollands opus
Austere_Squire: hi beej
paronomasiac042: Mr. Hoople Oople?! I love it!
Roger_Job329: It won an Oscar?
PhilanthropyLich: I saw it in Middle School
LithelyUnshod: it should be
Darleysam: tell that to Opuscon 2022
crono3453: Does that make Adam his deaf son?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBEEEJ
SnowbirdMike: Was good movie tho
SnackPak_: Beej nailed it
Kramburger: Beej is right
BusTed: test passed
roastbeefsandwitch: I had Mr. Holland's Opus on my DVD shelf for years, what are you talking about?
jellybean57: mr holland's opus is a millennial treasure, especially for band kids
SnowbirdMike: I am old
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
matthaus_c: oh fuck yeah let's go Beej
korvys: YOU QUESTION BEEJ?
adept_nekomancer: Of course Beej knows. :)
SnackPak_: it's a pretty good movie
Boon_33: mr hollands opus taught me sign language
empyreon: first movie to make me cry BibleThump
Dromos_GHG: BEEEEEEJ
Tangsm: It's a good movie.
gibbousm: oh I remember watching that movie in middle school
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
betazed15: Hi, Beej!!!
vellebastet: 🤣🤣
spethycakes: it's not obscure
MatthewJudesGhost: Love Mr Hollands Opus, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful booyyyy
Dog_of_Myth: Beej is Right
StygianAutomata: Get beej'ed nerd LUL LUL
kaijub3ast: MHO-heads
LithelyUnshod: Been is right
BrowneePoints: IT WON SEVERAL OSCARS!
Kramburger: SUCK IT SAVIDAN 👌
saucemaster5000: Beej is really just excited for his HMO
roastbeefsandwitch: How can a deaf man understand the impact of a great musician dying?!?
dougma: wow....
Manae: Just play a sunset on your clarinet
Roger_Job329: Oscar nominated movie.... not known ehhh
betweenmyself: dotMHOslash
randombillfolds: I love going to Pike's Place.
zeathean: it means both of those things
BrowneePoints: yea but it means it's not OBSCURE
saucemaster5000: remember "Crash?" No, not that one...
HadesLeprechaun: Doing any of those inventory actions while trying to escape or in the middle of a fight will definitely add tension, you've just been safe while everytime while doing them so far
NotCainNorAbel: they sure are now
MegaDosX: Ice cold take Adam
Bionull: "Real fans call it AHHHH!"
Austere_Squire: Ben is gaming
Kramburger: If that's true then the marvel movies would win more
jellybean57: if oscars are a popularity contest and MHO won several, then doesn't that mean it was popular
saucemaster5000: ^
drcthulu: that's what she said
SnowbirdMike: Oscar lives in a garbage can. Can you really trust his 5 star rating?
Saintnex: So that confirms that the parasite bar is also our health bar
Roger_Job329: One armed man having a hard time ehhh
BrowneePoints: I'm hearing some goalpost moving here *drinks tea*
ButterBall000: Now for the other two
MegaDosX: One shot, one kill
matthaus_c: goalposts on rollerskates :p
saucemaster5000: You're right. MHO is obscure for a twitch stream about horror video games.
HadesLeprechaun: I wanna see this guy spin the gun horizontally on the floor
MAPBoardgames: I know what you can do with that one bullet
betweenmyself: It’s the Oscars, not the People’s Choice Awards
frank_the_great: Oscars kinda sucked last year. I watched every best picture
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is there a reason all our blood hasn't finished falling out?
BrowneePoints: damn, you got me
Juliamon: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou We cauterized, it's FINE lrrFINE
StygianAutomata: Since your character has to steal all of the bullets, does that mean they get a five finger discount?
matthaus_c: they call us snitch chat for a reason
Cptasparagus: the first rule of lab club
Welbog: Hah, you can still say what year it is.
kumatsu: THE LAB IS IN THE DENNYS BASEMENT
Austere_Squire: is it not under raccoon city?
niccus: internal distress is causing blood to exit our front hole
saucemaster5000: already posting to insta
BlackIsis: Guess what twitter, there's a secret lab right over there!
thraximore: do not reveal the secondary location
DrasonSpike: sends gps tweet*
Fanklok: Doesn't Olivia have an oscar
ChapsTheMC: the moons rise over my hammy at midnight
Himyul: who is Oscar anyway, and why does his opinion matter?
korvys: That's not enough bullet, Ben - you only have 7, I think?
laundreydhull: silly stream, I'm never cool...!!
Welbog: That's the sound of your brain stem being eaten
niccus: maybe ben thinks he's lucky... punk
adept_nekomancer: Based on the intro, I thought the lab was on 162173 Ryugu
SnowbirdMike: nosiest fog ever. Asmr has gotten out of control.
Austere_Squire: an illithid tadpole
BrowneePoints: Ceremorphosis?
Darleysam: are your kids Opusheads? Check their text messages for things like IMHO - I (love) Mr Holland's Opus
Mr_Horrible: Ceremorphosis for Adam, then
betweenmyself: @himyul famous wiener magnate, got lots of pull in Hollywood
BusTed: jukes
MegaDosX: Sekiro!
jessieimproved: Becoming an Illithid is not the worst I guess
Raincoast_Bear: WTF is this? Your a torso with a revolver?
Mr_Horrible: yes, we do
saucemaster5000: We're MHO fans
Welbog: You picked up empty space?
BrowneePoints: I don't have friends, just D&D Knowledge
Mr_Horrible: we're pretty smart like that dazeGenius
blip2004: the greed
thraximore: godlike taigsPOG
matthaus_c: good attempt
SnowbirdMike: And there was a third
theambivalentagender: tis just a flesh wound
Spritz_T: for a man with a single appendage, he's pretty fast
kumatsu: double clicking is two hands, duh
SnowbirdMike: Hahahaha
Bionull: Conga line!
matthaus_c: sha, and, if I may, sha sha
betweenmyself: See the gun manufacturers sell bullets in packs of eight, but your revolver can only hold six… Learned their craft from the hot dog and bun manufacturers riffYeti
SquareDotCube: shoot the glass?
BusTed: I hear scrawling.
kaijub3ast: who would win, giant crabs or one scooty boi
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Spritz_T we're very light, on account of missing all our insides and also most of our outsides
Welbog: *bite*
BrowneePoints: buh-buh-buh-buh-baaaaad
thraximore: KKona
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
GhostValv: semper fi pumpkin pie
frank_the_great: ROUND EM UP
itsr67: can't wait till we see 40-50 feral hogs
blip2004: Its coming straight a' me
empyreon: KKona bruther
Bionull: Ben suddenly a pr
thraximore: 30-40 feral rats
Bionull: pro
vellebastet: ADAM 🤣🤣🤣
adept_nekomancer: 30-50 feral rats
zeathean: Canadians have gun rights?
niccus: slightly almost dead
Lysander_salamander: Trucknut Adam is a character
Welbog: You get EVERY one of those, Ben
BusTed: Nerves of steel.
LithelyUnshod: @zeathean Some
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that's just the rollercoaster ride of life, Ben
Bionull: Those barrel drinks
matthaus_c: Lizzo's
korvys: Apple
saucemaster5000: Juice poor -- Sunny D. Juice rich? Limonada
NotCainNorAbel: grape is F teir
Roger_Job329: tomato
SnackPak_: pog
Bearudite: pomagranate
BrowneePoints: Juice Rich is not going to a Juice World concert, Juice Poor is going to a Juice World concert
vellebastet: pog
empyreon: hell yeah mango
Tangsm: Guava.
ZestyFungus: pom bb
gibbousm: my go to is still cranberry and cran-rasberry
TetraRay: how dare you
BusTed: grape pop
vellebastet: Mango yes
YeomanAres: grapefruit juice is the worst
prince_infidel: HARD AGREE
zeathean: @LithelyUnshod ah ok
frank_the_great: Grapefruit juice is the worst. Orange juice is the best
paronomasiac042: cranberry, but real cranberry
SquareDotCube: apple is cheap though
eric_christian_berg: Not Concord Grape Juice.
betweenmyself: What level of “liquid assets” does one need to be juice rich? pennyWhat
jellybean57: i had grape juice as a prop for my 'wine mom' halloween costume and it was absolutely gross
BrowneePoints: I LIKE Grape Juice
vellebastet: Lmao
Welbog: Grapefruit juice is boss
Roger_Job329: Tomato
MAPBoardgames: Liberated!
jessieimproved: I could take cranberry and mango depending on mood and be juice-sufficient forever
vellebastet: Grapefruit very good
SquareDotCube: prune juice
saucemaster5000: Grapefruit juice gets you going
LithelyUnshod: Durian
ButterBall000: Cran-bannana
BusTed: Plus grapefruit juice messes with your medication.
ExitPursuedByABear: guava juice
Cptasparagus: i guess i hate fun
Juliamon: Grapefruit juice is only the worst because it's anti-medication
ashesandmochi: i love cranberry grape juice tbh
theambivalentagender: grapefruit juice is the worst not due to taste, but because it fucks with so many meds it's undrinkabke
sorrow_of_aria: Grape Fruit Juice is the worst if you're on certain meds...
KingTaltia: Cran-Grape mix is my favorite. Nice bite, nice flavor.
Omthebox: I had unsweetened grapefruit juice once
Omthebox: never again
BrowneePoints: Did Grape Juice like kick your parents or something?
Xenguin47: Corpse juice.
Invitare: Prune Juice is a Warrior's drink
Mysticman89: pineapple juice will dissolve you from the inside out
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: one time I tried cantaloupe juice. It was...exactly as advertised.
HadesLeprechaun: its a warriors drink
korvys: Prunes are just good
matthaus_c: how fast would a japanese bullet train go through me, exactly
jessieimproved: I would rather eat actual prunes
The_Color_Twelve: interesting analogy
Omthebox: It was in fact. Gross
betweenmyself: Clamato: the refreshing mix of clam juice and tomato squeezings
patrick_stonecrusher: oj simpson worst juice
lazermeow: Durian fruit juice, the juice of real men.
frank_the_great: Bullet Trains apparently take a whole day, there was a movie about it
ExitPursuedByABear: Am I the only one on team guava juice?
NotCainNorAbel: unsweetened is the best grapefruit juice. yes I hate fun
kynelwynn: I’m sure a Japanese bullet train goes through someone much faster than their digestive tract handling a fluid >.>
theambivalentagender: someone in my apartment complex left a box of free to take grapefruit next to the mailboxes lol
kaijub3ast: lmao
BusTed: Adam just watched it happen.
Omthebox: NotCainNorAbel you're built different, truely truely
roastbeefsandwitch: LOL
Welbog: Ben, stopping to chat in the middle of the horror game
Fanklok: All juice is just soda that isn't fizzy
sorrow_of_aria: It's a Sword guy right? Like a knight?
BusTed: Stepped into your hitbox.
saucemaster5000: bullets need some room to get going fast
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that does sound like an on-brand name for Dead by Daylight
TheWarDoctor8: I frames!
thraximore: huh?
Lysander_salamander: wow
matthaus_c: now there's a name I haven't heard in years
saucemaster5000: never did
Ferisar: 5 honor no
Talin06: yes
SquareDotCube: I think you end up shooting from their hitbox so it doesn't register
DrThud666: only with friends
ZestyFungus: nah
Ferisar: now*
Omthebox: I watched a single stream of it
SnowbirdMike: My son does
drcthulu: no
kaijub3ast: no, but I know people who do
Boon_33: nope
frank_the_great: Never have
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I also did not think it was still a game
drcthulu: never did
Diabore: @saucemaster5000 this
NightValien28: nope
yuan42: i havent played in forever, but ik it was still a thing
letfireraindown: Never played it
Xenguin47: No, but I never did, soooo
BrowneePoints: I did
vellebastet: never
letfireraindown: watched some play
Dynothesaurus: Yup!!
FarleyF: no but maybe i should
Lysander_salamander: Probably not as racist as Mordhau
sorrow_of_aria: There's a For Honor guest character in Samurai Shodown too
TheWarDoctor8: I've never played for honor
Rhynerd: Wait, that knights’s a For Honor knight?
FarleyF: i did used to play it alongside Crusader 2
BusTed: Weird.
NotCainNorAbel: @Omthebox yeah. I have issues. People should not follow my lead
thraximore: I'm surprised I'm surprised
KingTaltia: Never, I've always been an RPG player, don't really do PvP.
Roger_Job329: What's For Honor I don't play fps if that's what it is
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Trains, Adam you need to watch Train to Busan. Such a DAMN good Zombie Movie
MAPBoardgames: The ghost of 4 honor
Kramburger: Getting chased down by Jim Carrey from the cable guy
Lysander_salamander: couldn't liscense Evil Ash from Army of Darkness, I bet
SquareDotCube: the looooooooote
Teddy_Beats: Hey guys! Hru? What’s this game all about?
korvys: something something luteboxes
Fanklok: Last night was a spookyhaunted night
BusTed: Do they get to pick up a pig and throw it at the survivors?
Boon_33: horror icon: 'the playerbase'
HadesLeprechaun: can't all be famous horror ip monsters, and honestly wouldnt want it to be
Bionull: Cameron is a haunted knight?
Ferisar: all i know is that for honor has a bit of a nazi problem in its playerbase
BrowneePoints: 4 person squad based 3rd person dueling game
BrowneePoints: and then they added China
Omthebox: NotCainNorAbel one of those issues is a powerful tastebuds OpieOP
TheWooglie: Chivalry
matthaus_c: Chivalry?
jellybean57: chivalry?
korvys: Chivalry?
thraximore: Chivalry
itsr67: chivalry?
The_Color_Twelve: mordhau?
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Zu_o: @BrowneePoints I'm waiting for the desert bus sequel. Train to Bucan bucan.
woodlandfell: chivalry with rock paper scissors
SnowbirdMike: Hahahaha
Boon_33: vermintide, but with buttheads
Ferisar: i mean for honor is a 3d a fighting game
Ferisar: yea
Omthebox: I got friends that like Chivalry a lot
NotCainNorAbel: @Omthebox I do hate bland flavour.
SquareDotCube: Chivalry 2 is the thing now
jellybean57: chivalry's charm was how janky and hilarious it was. for honor takes itself seriously and suffers for it
GDwarble: Arr, Chivalry my timbers
FarleyF: Chivalry 2 is a banger
BrowneePoints: Chivalry 2 is a thing
Lysander_salamander: Have you tried Chivalry 2?
saucemaster5000: Bring Back Bushido Blade. I want fights over in one hit
Alchemistmerlin: I backed War of the Roses over Chivalry, and I backed the wrong horse LUL
LackingSanity_: hearing the title 'for honor' always makes me go into the snake eater chorus
Omthebox: Well I can say with certainty, unsweetened grapefruit juice wasn't bland.
matthaus_c: Chivalry CTS let's go
theambivalentagender: toxoplasmosis? shit, the cats finally got us
Darleysam: chivalry 2 is on game pass, isn't it?
KingTaltia: I played the Beta of For Honor, and thought the gameplay was MAD fun, but man did they have a bunch of network issues that never got addressed in my knowledge.
matthaus_c: toxoplasma?!
yuan42: i never really liked chivalry, but i enjoyed for honor
Bionull: Cats?
irdeaded: Chivalry is still one of my groups Lan games, love my fire pots
SquareDotCube: oh, so we like cats
betweenmyself: @saucemaster5000 until you have to fight the guy with the gun… No honor, that one
NightValien28: isn't that the cat thing?
Mysticman89: is that the weird parasite that makes you love cats
thraximore: I do it on twitch //sometimes//
MegaDosX: They might be trying for emphasis
Omthebox: Nobody needs \
Omthebox: get rid of those too
MegaDosX: So like when you would italicise something
LithelyUnshod: it's not a quote, Adam
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the slashes are for emphasis. Quotation marks are not emphasis.
kaijub3ast: ^
drcthulu: double plus good
Xenguin47: I feel like it's less finger quotes and more used for emphasis.
KingTaltia: Ah yes, \\toxoplasmosis\\
Mysticman89: t//blah/// means you lean forward on the person as you say it
Ryxiene: For when you can’t italicize
saucemaster5000: Not if you call them Stenchblossoms
BusTed: Newest Treehouse of Horror
theambivalentagender: toxoplasmosis is the thing in cat poop that supposedly may encourage affection toward cats, but mainly is why pregnant folks shouldn't handle cat waste
matthaus_c: Lisa would be Kira
MegaDosX: New Treehouse of Horror has it as one of the three stories
LithelyUnshod: Sleve McDicheal
CururuGuasu: Was better than actual Death Note
frank_the_great: The Westworld parody was also pretty good
thraximore: did you just spin the barrel? of the revolver
kaijub3ast: LMAO
kaijub3ast: that's very funny
EricTheOrange: sleve Mcdichal
josh___something: The fake american names XD
thraximore: hm
matthaus_c: what the shit
kharnor: no dont kill sleve mcdichaecl
SnowbirdMike: Maybe?
itsr67: LUL
Bionull: No one. More obscure than MHO
matthaus_c: BEEJ
BusTed: Right on cue.
TetraRay: beej lol
hb8u: is it the one with the animals?
CururuGuasu: The limitation that each kill had to be different would have greatly improved the original
Lysander_salamander: hahahaahahahahahaha
Drathak: LOL
Kramburger: Adam you don't have to make up fake games to seem cool
adept_nekomancer: Beej returns!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
thraximore: PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: It's time for Beej!
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
Mischievous_Catgeist: the ghost of beej
vellebastet: 🤣🤣
SnowbirdMike: hahahhahaha. Beej!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NightValien28: BEEJ IS BACK
yuan42: lets nope with beej?
TheWriterAleph: thou hast summoned T H E B E E J
ButButTheJesus: BEEJ YES
NightValien28: Let's Beej
DeM0nFiRe: lrrBEEEJ
Xenguin47: Let's Beej
kaijub3ast: perfect for baseball
jellybean57: what's so dangerous about a minor with a pickaxe?
Xenguin47: Been Nopes the Whole Thing
theambivalentagender: a child with a pickaxe?
saucemaster5000: No the witch, that's magic
TemporallyAwry: Beej is busy signing all those discs for the .1% lotto ;p
El_Funko: Did he ever spike the ball on the tip of the pickaxe perfectly
Drathak: its a regulation pickax not a regulation bat
CururuGuasu: Should be fine as long as they don’t use too much pine tar
frank_the_great: There's no rules that say you can't use a pickaxe. Real Air Bud scenario
SnowbirdMike: Gangster
MAPBoardgames: The rules don't say a dog with a pickaxe can't play
SquareDotCube: oh man, you would've loved Super Baseball 2020
betweenmyself: Oh! You mean “DDASSB” riffYeti
saucemaster5000: mario
MAPBoardgames: Final Fantasy
ZombieHendrix: Ninja Gaiden
Xenguin47: Sonic
LithelyUnshod: StarTropics
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tetris
itsr67: super mario world is pretty solid
Bionull: It's 7 minutes long and covers the whole plot
Tripleyew: ‘Evening Adam, Ben, Beej, and… facecrawler?
Fanklok: ET
ZestyFungus: chrono trigger?
EmpressTila: I always loved the Super Baseball Simulator games because I loved the idea of baseball with crazy powerups.
TetraRay: chrono trigger
BusTed: That was SNES
zeathean: Kirby’s all star
adept_nekomancer: Seconding Chronotrigger
yuan42: Mega man 2
itsr67: LUL
BusTed: gross
El_Funko: mario 3 for sure
DeM0nFiRe: Gemfire is really good for NES
Kramburger: I just can't get into the artstyle of Yoshi's island
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha.
theambivalentagender: Animal Crossing New Horizons is up there
BrowneePoints: So a few years back they added Chinese warriors to For Honor, and now they've added...pirates and Egyptian warriors? what the heck is this new faction
saucemaster5000: Gemfire was on NES?
Cptasparagus: NBA jam and Lufia are two of my favorites from SNES
ZestyFungus: Sorry but it's Chronotrigger
Invitare: Ocarina of Time is frequently considered the greatest game of all time, Nintendo or not
patrick_stonecrusher: touch fuzzy get dizzy
CururuGuasu: …I liked it
itsr67: Megaman 2 is good
ZestyFungus: snes
crono3453: Not Zelda 2. Death Mountain can go right to hell
betazed15: Husband says original Super Smash Bros...I say original Mario.
korvys: Excite Bike
TheWriterAleph: Final Fantasy 1 Kappa
saucemaster5000: Oh yeah megaman 2 seconded
EricTheOrange: @DeM0nFiRe Gem Fire was SNES
Laserbeaks_Fury: Chrysalis was great
DeM0nFiRe: @saucemaster5000 Yeah it was on a few systems
Laserbeaks_Fury: Willow was really good too
El_Funko: Mario 3, but the bootleg copy my friend had from Singapore where Mario starts with 99 lives and Luigi starts with all the powerups
SquareDotCube: Secret of Mana was supposed to be on the Super Famicom CD
frank_the_great: BotW or the latest Animal Crossing
kumatsu: the Disneyland game
DeM0nFiRe: @EricTheOrange It was NES as well
BrowneePoints: Star Tropics, Mario 3, Star Tropics, one of the old Final Fantasies or Dragon Quests?
chrisvonclause: Wrecking crew not remotely close
betweenmyself: They say Mr. Gimmick is quite good, but I never played it.
Orxolon: remember Zelda?
BusTed: 4 was pretty good.
EmpressTila: Original NES? Two way tie between Final Fantasy and Mega Man 2.
saucemaster5000: Megaman 4 introduced the charge shot and thus ruing the franchise (push up glasses)
BrowneePoints: the original Zelda?
HadesLeprechaun: Ducktales
CururuGuasu: I miss Megamans. Has been a while
ZombieHendrix: Faxanadu is the dark souls of the NES
theambivalentagender: I'm throwing my vote in for the Splatoon series because of bias
BrowneePoints: Idk coming up with the definite NES game is so hard to decide
SnowbirdMike: Chronotrigger was fantastic. How much time do you have to waste/
SkylerRingtail: I only ever played the Megaman Battle Network games. Those were so much fun
LithelyUnshod: Battletoads
Bionull: Lobster Party?
CururuGuasu: The ZX series should have kept going
groulux: Ninja Gaiden was the first game I bought with my allowance money
saucemaster5000: fun fact -- original zelda? kinda crap
BrowneePoints: Faxanadu slapped too
betweenmyself: Monster Party is the ground humping simulator?
crono3453: Monster Party, with the guy saying "Sorry, I'm Dead"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Am I the only one that loved A Boy And His Blob?
kynelwynn: Anyone here play the toy monster game? Player 1 would be Dracula and 2nd player was like, Wolfman I think?
groulux: @BrowneePoints Yeah Faxanadu!!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Faxanadu
Manae: Trying to remember the one NES game I ended up having fun with, can't recall the name, where you explore basically a zelda-style dungeon and then go to shoot-em-up sections by jumping out airlocks
BusTed: There were some weird IP adaptations.
kynelwynn: Yeah that one
HadesLeprechaun: Contra
saucemaster5000: Anyone had a creepy crawlies oven?
zeathean: duck tails was a banger for the nes
Darleysam: probably Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Kramburger: bring back kighty max
SquareDotCube: They did, it's called Pokemon. Kappa
Mortimew: Cobra Triangle
EmpressTila: Ninja Turtles 3, Mario Bros 2, Dr. Mario, Dragon Warrior 3, Ducktales...
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
CururuGuasu: Faxanadu was very ambitious for the NES
thraximore: whoosh
EricTheOrange: @DeM0nFiRe saves on NES were pretty prone to erasing. Dunno if I'd want to play Gem Fire on NES
SnowbirdMike: me either
MAPBoardgames: Faxanadu had serious crashing and save issues
BusTed: Grabbing Dracula parts.
ZombieHendrix: Castlevania 3 is still tops
saucemaster5000: Castlevania 3 slapped
chrisvonclause: Populous also s tier
frank_the_great: There was a Mary Kate and Ashley game for the GBA that was super hard. It was a puzzle game where you switched between them and a small dog
matthaus_c: llllliberated
TheWriterAleph: this game literally slaps
BusTed: parasite is going to eat our brain
betweenmyself: Apparently the developer intends the title to be pronounced ‘Fuh-zan-uh-doo’ to be evocative of Xanadu
korvys: Final Fantasy 2 (1 in America)
EricTheOrange: I'm a big Fan of the Megaman games on NES
MAPBoardgames: Start shooting blind?
Laserbeaks_Fury: like Faux Xanadu?
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahahahaha. So no auto reload button?
DarkMorford: Yeah, classic Mega Man was the bomb
TheWriterAleph: talk about a corridor shooter, pbthpthpth
SnowbirdMike: hahaha
IsSecretlyPaul: Hello I just joined where are their legs
BusTed: shuffa-shuffa-shuffa
EmpressTila: Double Dragon, River City Ransom, Populous, "Baseball"
Manae: Guardian Legend, that's the one I was thinking of
SnowbirdMike: one was enough
HadesLeprechaun: I hear squelches of being hit
frank_the_great: You can hear the squish, so yeah
LackingSanity_: @IsSecretlyPaul back at the start of the game, where they were violently removed
brat_the_wurst: who in this science lab is leaving bullets evenly spaced on the floor
EmpressTila: OH, almost forgot: Vindicators!
IsSecretlyPaul: damn the game industry be wild
BrowneePoints: Faxanadu was kinda like an old school action platformer RPG. The best way I can describe it ben is Zelda II but good
Welbog: Nailed it
MAPBoardgames: Actively gaming
SnowbirdMike: there ya go
Dromos_GHG: Legs are for winners
frank_the_great: Round em up
Laserbeaks_Fury: Johnny Longtorso, Johnny Longtorso, The Man Who Comes In Pieces
MirandaArqayla: Faxanadu is a classic
BrowneePoints: It's like Zelda 2 but better
DrasonSpike: God metal gear survive and having to pay for extra save slots
Mysticman89: crystalis
EricTheOrange: I found Faxanadu a bit grindy
TheWarDoctor8: Your parasite is still moving
betweenmyself: If all the luck! We lost three limbs AND we got a touch of the consumption. BibleThump
korvys: Monster Hunter
kynelwynn: So who played Deadly Towers?
IsSecretlyPaul: top lane
DeM0nFiRe: I had Faxanadu for NES but never played it because my parents packed away the NES to mvoe and never unpacked it RIP
saucemaster5000: bust a groove
NotCainNorAbel: PutPut
frank_the_great: Putt Putt
ThorSokar: Diablo 2?
SquareDotCube: Dr. Franken.
BrowneePoints: I know there's a fairly recent Metroidvania that's heavily inspired by Faxanadu
betazed15: Halo 2
HadesLeprechaun: darkest dungeon
Going_Medium: Willow the game
Clad_in_Red: Oooo, think, Ben. Go in the tank.
itira: evening all
korvys: Oh, that weird golf thing
Octonomicon: Dark Cloud 2
Bearudite: wonderboy
kharnor: Sim City 2000
Roger_Job329: Earthworm Jim
Enki1256: The shadows are really well done... very... oppressive
SquareDotCube: Ben you're on time
PigmyWurm: dark cloud
betweenmyself: Adam’s fav game: Who Framed Roger Rabbit riffHurrHurr
frank_the_great: Ben, a bug is slowly killing you
TheWarDoctor8: Ben you're dying
TetraRay: contra ?
ThorSokar: hmmm
Lysander_salamander: is it the Alien game?
NotCainNorAbel: Paperboy
kumatsu: Gauntlet?
korvys: Marvel vs Capcom
rynsfelda: Klaxx
PigmyWurm: Gauntlet
Enki1256: Golden Axe?
korvys: Wait, no, Street Fighter vs Capcom
TheWarDoctor8: "You cannot rest here"
SnowbirdMike: Altered States?
Bearudite: AYYYY
Bearudite: I got it
Saintnex: Lol
matthaus_c: maybe you're not the same :p
BrowneePoints: IT WAS HOLLOW KNIGHT! Yea the lead designer of Team Cherry said Hollow Knight was heavily inspired by Faxanadu @LoadingReadyRun
Laserbeaks_Fury: Boy and Hid Blob
ThorSokar: NEVER heard of that game, I'll have to look it up
KingTaltia: The new Wonderboy in Monsterland was rad.
HadesLeprechaun: mechanically it IS the same, and people didn't like that
itira: nice bearudite
vellebastet: Interesting
El_Funko: yeah I had that on Sega Master System
El_Funko: it was great
Laserbeaks_Fury: What was the one where you could flip gravity?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @laserbeaks_fury thank you! I’m not alone!
EricTheOrange: you can turn the remake to retro graphics
groulux: That arcade was at a resort my parents took me when I was a kid!
DeM0nFiRe: Real talk though Gemfire has one of the best sound tracks of any game ever, even though it was on NES it still is so good
LithelyUnshod: that's me with Civilization
saucemaster5000: oop there goes gravity
korvys: Didn't it have a thing where you could turn the graphics to old style?
Diabore: you just shot a man in te back ben
kumatsu: Chiptunes hold up
SquareDotCube: even Pictonary!
matthaus_c: shortgun!
MAPBoardgames: Sortgun!
Juliamon: SHORTGUN
ThorSokar: The Pictionary sound track is a BANGER, it has no right to be, but it is
SkylerRingtail: RIP arm
theambivalentagender: wait is the parasite slowly inching up toward your brain
ImmortalLen: One handed shotgun?!?!
saucemaster5000: I really loved the soundtrack to "Sonic Mania" which was made to sound like how you THOUGHT the old game sounded
SnowbirdMike: 8 bit orchestra
kynelwynn: Well.. no. There’s some games with a very short music loop and it’s pretty bad. See: Deadly Towers
MAPBoardgames: And here I thought it was the monsters killing you
Mr_Gainsworth: Wonder Boy is an amazing game!
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Classics with Great Music, DuckTales slapped, and the DuckTales Remaster was amazing and I'll never NOT be mad the Publisher just deleted it off the planet
TheWarDoctor8: shortgun is gonna be miserable to load
TheWarDoctor8: I bet you have to pump it to use it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if that shottie is a break-action I have no idea how we're going to use it
Lysander_salamander: it seems every time you're injured the parasite gets a jump ahead?
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Diabore: break after short gun?
itira: the sound effects lol
BusTed: 😬
MAPBoardgames: ND!
SnowbirdMike: Thjat wall needed to die
thraximore: yeah the dev added the exclamation point for accssibility
thraximore: in case of people who can't hear the little noise
TheWarDoctor8: spoke too soon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: y'know, the floor door locks actually makes some amount of sense. In a lab where people are often carrying things, it makes sense there might be foot-activated locks instead of handles
Abelzumi: Man, QWOP got weird.
betweenmyself: Parasite wants his Sharkleberry Fin NOW! riffScream
BrowneePoints: More Double Doubles than a Five Guys
drcthulu: is anyone truly ready for the double double
BrowneePoints: or INn n Out
frank_the_great: Health down below
BrowneePoints: which one has Double Doubles again?
ThorSokar: RUDE
SnowbirdMike: Shotgun go BOOM
matthaus_c: it is us, we are intruder safety
saucemaster5000: a leg up?
Tangsm: I hope this thing sends you flying across the floor.
NightValien28: effective
HadesLeprechaun: just remember to pull out pistol for little guys, to not waste big shotgun bullets
matthaus_c: so each shotgun shell is worth 4 revolver cartridges
ThorSokar: Honestly, that's about right
korvys: 2 slots, vs 4
betweenmyself: Really hoping the game gives you a pull-start chainsaw riffYeti
TheWriterAleph: heheh armed
thraximore: half-armed, really
Xenguin47: *rimshot*
theambivalentagender: hehe armed
Fanklok: I really want them to give you a robot arm eventually and subvert the entire premise of the game
korvys: But if the bugs come, it would be a waste
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if you get a bazooka
Diabore: the trade is 2 slots per kill vs 4 slots per kill on the big ones
zeathean: also this guy has to have been stacked before his dismemberment to be able to shoot these guns with one arm
dweebert91: Most armed? No, actually thats the point Kappa
SnowbirdMike: ADDDSSS
matthaus_c: @Lysander_salamander yeah that's a very interesting balancing decision
jessieimproved: the little doods seem to have arms and legs
matthaus_c: game's neat
Juliamon: Three arms, no legs, can't lose
Lysander_salamander: imagine doing rocket-jumps from this pov
SnowbirdMike: so far Pacman Horror game is Good
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love THREATENINGLY!!!!!!! <3
saucemaster5000: aaah!
HadesLeprechaun: which weapon to use for which enemy and how much of each ammo to keep is interesting decision-space
SnowbirdMike: @HadesLeprechaun wait.. There is strategy. I am out!!!
ButButTheJesus: @jacqui_lantern234 hey! i appreciate your threats!
saucemaster5000: I wonder when does the emperor come to pick us up and give us the shiny black suit?
Mysticman89: feel like our dudewould be op with a knife.
HadesLeprechaun: @Mysticman89 well you'd have to let them get in close and it looks like they kill you pretty quick, hah
jacqui_lantern234: also, genuine question. on a scale of 1-10, how jump-scarey is this game?
Juliamon: jacqui_lantern234 If you don't notice the ! alert when the lil guys are coming, very
matthaus_c: spinning an axe around would be pretty damn fun
Juliamon: otherwise, not
SnowbirdMike: @saucemaster5000 A Spork. Thats melee. right?
matthaus_c: WHOA
KelevaStreams: quickdraw!
BusTed: Lightning reflexes
Laserbeaks_Fury: IT HIGH NOON
BrowneePoints: @jacqui_lantern234 like a 1 or 2. Sometimes things appear out of the periphery
Going_Medium: From the hip
brat_the_wurst: fastest gun in the west
jacqui_lantern234: ok, thanks friends. super appreciate it <3
SnowbirdMike: eastwood
BrowneePoints: Don't spin the cylinder! It's bad for the mechanics!
Lysander_salamander: purring guns
grometty: Big iron on his hip
theambivalentagender: you spin it with your mouth
SquareDotCube: Ben, a cat is not a gun
Ferisar: it's simple noon somewhere in the world
Ferisar: simple geometroon
saucemaster5000: you ever think McGraw gets called out on not remembering daylight savings?
Mr_Horrible: there's tension from the slowness of your ability to reload and respond, but not really jump scares based off of that
Laserbeaks_Fury: Parasite Steve
Valkryir: It's a lot easier to eat lunch while watching than scorn that's for sure
SnowbirdMike: Noooooooooooooooooooooo
NotCainNorAbel: NO: They didn't even notice the legs were missing
Mr_Horrible: 1 person, with a personal vendetta against Ben
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahahaha
jacqui_lantern234: @Valkryir pfft LUL
matthaus_c: not a fan of spaghetti during scorn?
IsSecretlyPaul: whats for lunch?
matthaus_c: with juicy meatballs
Rhynerd: Did they pass a save point?
theambivalentagender: legs
Rhynerd: They did!
Mr_Horrible: Scorn is 100% vibes
Mr_Horrible: and it rolls with it
BrowneePoints: You gotta Donuts during Scorn for the full Butthole Experience
LordZarano: It's currently high noon in Melbourne
Ferisar: you
Valkryir: I'm in the VOD wastelands, im usually at work
BrowneePoints: gotta eat*
Valkryir: kfc
OldManJohnsonMB: Are we crawling out of the weeds to throw pebbles at Adam? Is he in a *mood*??
HadesLeprechaun: Ben: you probably don't want to waste shotgun ammo on the little guys
Ferisar: LOL
Ferisar: ty ben
DaFhaye: What kinda game did I walk in on?
NotCainNorAbel: I had a meatball sub and chicken strips for dinner
crono3453: It's scorn! A big of ball of flesh. It's got the juice
Mysticman89: victoria 3 beef
SnowbirdMike: Scorn. it was unexpeceted
NotCainNorAbel: I think Ben just called you a cow.
theambivalentagender: eating some tamales and a churro for dinner
jellybean57: wagyu is marbled with lots of fat iirc
KeytarCat: Generally more like pork
BrowneePoints: Adam? He's more like Swagyu
itira: Obviously this chatter is a gremlin :P
saucemaster5000: you know what we mean
MegaDosX: You know what you did Savidan
Mr_Horrible: if we're throwing pebbles, you're clearly a Bloodborne enemy
MolaMolaphant: Victoria, B(eef)C
KingTaltia: I presume because we're troglodytes?
Ferisar: YEEHAW
kaijub3ast: pop POP
Juliamon: DaFhaye Alien, but we're a paraplegic who's been facehugged already but we're really badass
KelevaStreams: woooo!
itira: gottem!
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
DaFhaye: At least your pretty
TheWriterAleph: cha cha
KingTaltia: (applause)
saucemaster5000: holy shit it's Gene Wilder
OldManJohnsonMB: Some of my favourite highlight clips are when Adam is doing the one-shot rpgs and announces loudly that he is 'in a mood' and then proceeds to mute himself
jacqui_lantern234: how aout you read between deez nutz! Kappa ...im sorry
Mr_Horrible: KKona
Rhynerd: @dafhaye a game where you lose three limbs at the start now have to survive a parasite outbreak using your last arm
SnowbirdMike: Texas born
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
ThorSokar: A VISION!?
saucemaster5000: Puzzle quest fans
DaFhaye: @Juliamon I mean if you're going to go out I guess
Mr_Horrible: yes
Ferisar: solaire?
IsSecretlyPaul: the first time I recived this amazon box I had a vision
BusTed: The original was great.
kaijub3ast: does everyone have a bespoke god in this game
cardbross: did this game give you what the win con is at the outset, or it is just crawling and gunning until something different presents itself?
saucemaster5000: the first was the best
matthaus_c: he's trying to get Beej back here
jessieimproved: ooh! PuzzleQuest!!!
BusTed: The second one was in space and not as good.
ThorSokar: The Wii one?
Mr_Horrible: and Puzzle Quest 2: It's Like Diablo
Abelzumi: UR good.
rynsfelda: Solid banger
theambivalentagender: wait, was this guy a paraplegic before the parasites or as a result
raulghoulia: I lost years to the marvel one
rainreign7: loved PuzzleQuest
brutusq13: Nah, MapQuest all the way
SnowbirdMike: still need more vowels from these developers.
Juliamon: theambivalentagender Neither
MAPBoardgames: blat!blat!
BrowneePoints: One of these days Adam is just gonna sit down with a Banjo and go off
BusTed: Marvel Puzzle Quest
Ferisar: you see death knights
Fanklok: Stop trying to summon Beej
Mr_Horrible: I've literally played through Puzzle Quest 2 on all 4 classes
Ferisar: speaking of card games
BusTed: Ask Beej about that one.
BrowneePoints: @theambivalentagender The game started with 3 infected ripping our limbs off...very graphically
ThorSokar: I couldn't beat the Wii Puzzle Quest because I'm colorblind :-(
Mr_Horrible: 100% clear rate on all 4
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>im just mad I can't take photos of thanos in marvel snap
TheWriterAleph: headcrabs!
theambivalentagender: so as a result
KingTaltia: I'm loving Marvel Snap myself, have a Reveal deck I'm real happy with. And working on finding Wong to fill it out.
crono3453: When's the parasite's turn to be plus?
DaFhaye: Based on the descriptions I'm seeing of this game it should be called Deadication
itira: uh oh
Kramburger: Jeez, Magic Puzzle Quest. I had to quit playing that because the devs started making their own Busted planeswalkers. What could be wrong with a planeswalker that gets you a 2/2 every turn for free starting turn 1?
itira: nuuuu
Jennie_Fuchsia: Surprised Beej didn’t run down the hall at “puzzle quest”
Juliamon: We had a parasite, and then *external* parasites physically removed our limbs
Ferisar: you see when you get in on happy chaos he has very little defensive options
SnowbirdMike: run forest
MeadyOchre: Fuck Happy Chaos
BrowneePoints: More like Floorist
cardbross: does the shotgun have multiple pellets (i.e. can it blast >1 small thing)>
Mr_Horrible: lmao
kaijub3ast: what about Pet Shop
SnowbirdMike: happy Chaos does sound like a party
BrowneePoints: I said "Fuck this" to Bayonetta back in Smash 4
MeadyOchre: I main Bridget, so maybe I don't have the right to say fuck HC.
Ferisar: have you seen the troll-ass cat from melty
saucemaster5000: poor swiftmaster, misunderstood, unloved cousin
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ThorSokar: I remember feeling that way about Kintaro from Mortal Kombat II
han_cholo55: @Ferisar NEKO ARC GO BRRRRR
Mr_Horrible: Swift Master doesn't play DNF Duel, they play a different game where they just try to solitaire you
han_cholo55: oops sorry for caps
theambivalentagender: @browneepoints i think a lot of people say "fuck this" upon seeing Bayonetta Kappa
Ferisar: @han_cholo55 no it was appropriate
itira: blasted
shendaras: Quick draw
BrowneePoints: @theambivalentagender I mean metaphorically. She was so absolutely stupid busted in Smash 4 it wasn't even funny
Ferisar: any musicians listen to this game?
BrowneePoints: idk as Aarek
theambivalentagender: @browneepoints agreed
DaFhaye: Just turn on the doom soundtrack
BrowneePoints: ask Aarek* he did QA
TheWriterAleph: squish
SnowbirdMike: HMMMMMMM
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>if you think about it you are qa-ing this game right now
SnowbirdMike: This is my Boom stick
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>do it you wont
itira: ooooOOOOooo
Ferisar: uh oh
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>Fight me
Ferisar: paul dont' dive the tower
Ferisar: paul no
Mr_Horrible: *Dark Souls font* QUALITY ASSURED
kaijub3ast: lmao
SK__Ren: "Quality" Assurance
ThorSokar: sounds like someone's writing a check they can't cash!
HadesLeprechaun: Early Access is just QA for indie developers
theambivalentagender: why pay for qa when you can simply release an unfinished game and patch as needed? Kappa
Ferisar: LOL
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>I WIN
itira: hahahha
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>GET WRECKED
kaijub3ast: hahahaha
shendaras: Protection
saucemaster5000: Hell yeah get their asses
niccus: rip
BusTed: gottem
saucemaster5000: Aw
Ferisar: damn he dove the tower
Kramburger: Sniped
brat_the_wurst: o7
kakmize: lol
kaijub3ast: o7
ThorSokar: composSalute composSalute composSalute composSalute composSalute
ZER0_TW0: o7
Juliamon: Can't stop the streamer account
stoovurns: o7
cmdrelk: blat blat
Rhynerd: o7
vellebastet: o7
MegaDosX: 7o
itira: o7
Makrosian_Tae: o7
DaFhaye: Paul must be a paladin and bop'd
kumatsu: in before Paul pings you both in discord
Bearudite: what is the oppisite of f for respects
Mr_Horrible: I for one was always in the Streamer's corner. Certainly no flash of hope for us, the average chatter.
Ferisar: david's asleep prolly
Ferisar: night shift lifestyle
ThorSokar: "Run for the Hills" starts playing
jacqui_lantern234: if there's a Nunu, why isnt there an OldOld? Kappa
kakmize: dont speak up David
Kramburger: Adam's got a kill list!
Fanklok: Adam is abusing his power, I say we protest
hermatic1: yogBoop
Rhynerd: Quick, hide your Davids
Gascitygaming: Apes together strong
kaijub3ast: no
KingTaltia: "No one is safe, not even us"
jacqui_lantern234: no :) :p
saucemaster5000: Pretty sure most of us are safe, there's too many to hit us all
ThorSokar: that's probably a number you don't want to know
itira: i dunno if its countless :P
Mr_Horrible: okay but how many countable hours?
Bearudite: says countless tells us to enumerate
kakmize: No Gods, No Kings, only Adam
Mysticman89: this power was provided by divine providence
kumatsu: I like to think I'm safe. I don't start shit in twitch chat
KelevaStreams: jeez this is rough
MegaDosX: F
Ferisar: come on lil torso
NotCainNorAbel: tbf, most of those hours were just killing a triangle
Mr_Horrible: Adam like "...I should get a little tyranny, as a treat"
shendaras: 5095 hours on seabats, some site says..
Juliamon: nobody is ever truly safe
DaFhaye: Uh uh. Adam is the best. So cool. and strong and funny
Ferisar: think you're gonna stick a new arm on in this game later?
saucemaster5000: It's the only logical explanation to be fair
Mr_Horrible: you're pretty successful, so I can't fault your process
ThorSokar: well, you're doing an S+ job so far
kumatsu: here for Adam to make me blow air out my nose from second monitor
SnowbirdMike: arndom = possible greatness
kaijub3ast: @kumatsu lol
SnowbirdMike: Random
BusTed: 😤
itira: @kumatsu LUL
SnowbirdMike: i cant type
Mr_Horrible: *Hears about fisting kirby from the other monitor* "...what"
Fanklok: Adam does the verbal equivalent of jingling keys
MegaDosX: I've got you guys up on my TV right now
graal_smith: Boo!
ThorSokar: Sometimes you just wanna play a game of meat puppet !!!
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahaha
saucemaster5000: Kirby was wondering where you were
Kramburger: It came up organically!
SnowbirdMike: ohohhh
Ferisar: the cunkle
SK__Ren: Can you reuse save points?
Juliamon: TheWanderingNomad We were more until about 10 seconds into the game when monsters ripped the rest off
SnackPak_: checks out
Ferisar: cuncle* i guess
theambivalentagender: do we have parents
saucemaster5000: One sip? Screw that uncle
Drathak: wowww beeeer?
matthaus_c: we're the kid from Hereditary
TheWanderingNomad: @Juliamon Oh boy!
SnowbirdMike: Dooomed!!!!!!!!!!!
graal_smith: So, why do you have 1 arm and why are bugs so big?
Seth_Erickson: You're saying Gun Nut Adam won't let me have a sip of beer?
kumatsu: I'm actively packing luggage and keep sitting back down to see what's going on both with Adam and with this game
Kramburger: The thing about cool uncles is that you grow up and realise that they're actually wildly irresposible
theambivalentagender: or are we just under the care of various uncles and annoyed siblings
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KeytarCat: You can play video games for work, but you have to take twitch chat with you
betweenmyself: Beej storms in “Yeah! Fisting Kirby!!!”
Ferisar: would udyr let me
TetraRay: gun nut adam gives whiskey
Mortimew: Hereditary teaches us that maybe making your younger sibling go with the older sibling isn't a good idea
SnowbirdMike: Its Amerkia
Lyropithic: That could work!
theambivalentagender: @kramburger I'm a cool auncle :(
goombalax: F
saucemaster5000: Gun Nut adam only gives beer to those alreay strapped Kkona Corona
vellebastet: F
zarbit: This looks ... miserable
MegaDosX: RIP
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: idk we used to give babies cocaine and opium to help them sleep(I'm not joking)
BrowneePoints: like, if you look up what was in old teething syrups, shit was WILD
ThorSokar: hahahaa
Fanklok: What if it's a gun full of beer?
itira: LOL
SnowbirdMike: Bro
kaijub3ast: most interesting man in the world, bruther
Makrosian_Tae: What is kay-kona exactly?
BrowneePoints: Nah, you drink Dos Equus, cuz you need the Horsepower
saucemaster5000: Puts the third X in Dos Equis
kumatsu: the world's most interesting Adam
Bearudite: the x's will be over ur eyes
SnowbirdMike: hahahah yessum
KWardJenx: Put the two together: Shotgun a beer with the kids
theambivalentagender: @browneepoints even more recently, right up to my grandparents, giving babies alcohol so they'd sleep was a normal ass thing
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is Dos Equis that bear with the 2 Xs?
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tae it's an emote KKona
ThorSokar: Adam Savage?
kaijub3ast: aww
Going_Medium: The first one?
kynelwynn: If you drank two dos equis, would it be a quatr-equis?
itira: atoms are pretty interesting
circusofkirkus: Adam Savage
theambivalentagender: I mean, if you believe certain things....
SnowbirdMike: Probably the first
BrowneePoints: "you Sumna'bish I only drink got damn Stella Artois you profilin a$$hole!"-Gun Nut Adam
Makrosian_Tae: @Juliamon Many thanks
kumatsu: OUR dumbass, comrade
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saucemaster5000: Adam Badadam
KWardJenx: Adam Levine is having a pretty good run of late.
BusTed: 👌
BusTed: good soup
BrowneePoints: He was a Marine
MegaDosX: Nice shot Ben
SnowbirdMike: Baldwin does have some stories
kaijub3ast: what
ThorSokar: True, the only Adam worthwhile that I've met is Adam Savidan
kakmize: does he make the soup or just eats it?
matthaus_c: it's a pretty wholesome meme
itira: No one knows that one Ben, youre making it up
BrowneePoints: or Army? Adam Driver was in the military
Laserbeaks_Fury: MORE
Ferisar: LOL
matthaus_c: LMAO
BusTed: tha triple
Bearudite: welcome to good soup home of the goodsoup
GhostValv: o7
MegaDosX: Oof
kakmize: lol
EikoandMog: LUL
TheWarDoctor8: oof
Valkryir: a soup connoisseur
MegaDosX: What do you mean you're /at soup/?
Makrosian_Tae: Damn. Game is ruthless AF
Ferisar: your character sounds so mad when they get hit
Mysticman89: does shotgun have multiple pellets for aoe?
SnowbirdMike: sound effects were great
Ferisar: like "FUCK"
kumatsu: Ben pinging the jungler while there's a party on mid
BusTed: benginDab
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Lyropithic: Test my reflexes.... NOW
ButButTheJesus: Adam Driver? That shirtless wonder? That saucy man-stick? Tumble over me, you skyscraper of flesh-bricks!
CheskiLite: I watched the devs youtube video on how he made this game recently, it's so good
SquareDotCube: if only we had a grenade
Ferisar: ?????
Ferisar: LOL
BusTed: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
zarbit: ROBBERY
itira: the fuck LOL
goombalax: Xcom style
josh___something: LOL
MegaDosX: Money back on that
ThorSokar: WHAT
KelevaStreams: vile shotgun spread lmfao
until_may: now THIS is a game
TheWarDoctor8: HA!
SnowbirdMike: Space doesnt have enough space
matthaus_c: steam refund moment
BrowneePoints: So Adam, what kind of, ie what is on, Gun Nut Adam's Belt Buckle
Roger_Job329: immune to shotguns?
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
engineerbudy: that was some highway robbery to match the wild west sharpshooting
SK__Ren: The 0%
saucemaster5000: QA'd by a care bear
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahahaha
SnowbirdMike: paude?
TheWarDoctor8: @Roger_Job329 actually that might be a good point
AtomicAlchemical: Shotgun spread disappointingly realistic
matthaus_c: Morrowind did it, so it has to be terrible
saucemaster5000: dice were a mistake
SydPreviouslyHeadache: roll to hit
kumatsu: it's almost as good as weapon durability SeriousSloth
goombalax: *Beej Bursts In* HEY WE TALKIN ABOUT THE 1%
drcthulu: It's not good but in the games it's in it's good
drcthulu: to have +hit
SK__Ren: Instead Hit chance is replaced by damage efficacy and other stuff
until_may: i love it in xcom
SK__Ren: its great
KanisGamesTV: its super not fun missing stone edge in pokes
IsSecretlyPaul: TJ Combo.gif I'M BACK
NightValien28: the less rng a game has the better it is, I will die in this hill
BrowneePoints: Hit and Expertise
kumatsu: quick someone bop Paul again
itira: ooo that was bad in WoW
saucemaster5000: HEY! adapatability was the best Dark Souls stat ever!
BrowneePoints: Hit was to hit, expertise was to not get parried, and weapon skills
PhilanthropyLich: Defense too. Crit capping sucked
SnowbirdMike: Hit by Hit?
SquareDotCube: "You get to hit plus this" is much better than "you hit and do this damage, or your miss and do zero"
EikoandMog: FF14 getting rid of accuracy was a great move.
SK__Ren: And multiply them together!
Ferisar: and you know what you can blame for all this
Ferisar: ~D&D~
kynelwynn: Thought Expertise was the PvP star?
NightValien28: what about second hit rate
Laserbeaks_Fury: When do we unlock strafing
SnowbirdMike: Pat Benatar is on board
Lyropithic: At least no one uses THAC0 anymore
shendaras: Have to make sure you can't get a crushing blow
BrowneePoints: Nope. Expertise was to not get parried
matthaus_c: most gaming mistakes can be traced back to D&D
itira: D&D with jazz hands
Ferisar: you know why hit chance caps out at 95% in D2 adam?
theambivalentagender: my partner who played early wow from the start is hearing this conversation and making a number of war-vet faces
Ferisar: 1/20 :)
SK__Ren: save?
IsSecretlyPaul: How brave can Ferisar be he didn't tower dive
until_may: DnD can even be traced back to DnD
NightValien28: kynelwynn it became a pvp stat after a while but when it came out it was for everything
BrowneePoints: I was agreeing with you Adam! Someone asked what expertise was!
Kramburger: Ferisar's gonna come out and take a brave stance against cancer next
saucemaster5000: D&D makes you go crazy Tom Hanks told me
Voidhawk42: Counter opinion - sometimes you miss
Ferisar: @Kramburger gets it
10of9: sir, I think they were saying "Booerns"
drcthulu: so brave and controversal
Mr_Horrible: known for "Bold Truths"
kakmize: try blind firing across to kill one
MegaDosX: I think in D&D it makes sense to have a chance to miss, but in games where you specifically need gear to make sure you hit it's not good
Ferisar: get owned
matthaus_c: GAMING
PhilanthropyLich: Damn!
BusTed: bew bew
MegaDosX: Blap blap
KWardJenx: Get Some!
vellebastet: nice!
prince_infidel: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
itira: excellent work Benjamin
ThorSokar: do-over!
jacqui_lantern234: BLAT BLAT
Ferisar: parasite was in my blood
theambivalentagender: ok but do you know what we can blane for dnd? Nerds. Nerds are the source of all our modern problems.
Lyropithic: Nicely done
Ferisar: uhhh
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap
Bearudite: Sun Tsu
Gascitygaming: yes it was
kynelwynn: Go save?
MegaDosX: I think so
SquareDotCube: Son of Sue
SnowbirdMike: showing his advaced age
saucemaster5000: I prefer Terms of Endearment
Seth_Erickson: sue sun more like after what I'm gonna do if it disrespects the 1v1
drcthulu: That was Lao tsu
IsSecretlyPaul: Tommy lee jones was in art of war?
MegaDosX: Tommy Lee Jones is a better actor than Sun Tzu anyway
ThorSokar: the re-loading sounds are quite good
Makrosian_Tae: So, what exactly are we fighting here?
saucemaster5000: fuck Steel Magnolias
BrowneePoints: Steel Magnolias is great and makes me ugly cry
SquareDotCube: Grumpy Old Men
theambivalentagender: @issecretlypaul he played the War
matthaus_c: acting wasn't even invented when Sun Tzu was around lrrBEEJ
SnowbirdMike: ok
BrowneePoints: First time I saw it was at Thespian Festival Freshman year of High School
itira: Harvest Moon 64 :P
SnowbirdMike: hmmmm
Darleysam: what about MHO?
rabbitgta: frogger
Mr_Horrible: define beat
Valkryir: putt putt
Makrosian_Tae: Tetris
circusofkirkus: Nintendogs
control_rig: Putt putt?
MegaDosX: Space Cadet Pinball
matthaus_c: Inscryption
NotCainNorAbel: tetris
Ferisar: elden ring
Ferisar: easy
niccus: safe bet for beatable and a good place to visit might be myst
Zandivya: Tron obviously
NotCainNorAbel: snake
Lyropithic: Infinite lives?
Seth_Erickson: League of Legends Kappa
Ferisar: you can't die as the main character in that game
Charlie_Victor7: Windmill slam Myst
KingTaltia: Minecraft. "But do you really beat minecraft?" that's the point.
zeathean: Cyberpunk
SquareDotCube: Sims, the first one, just don't cook or work on electronics
Roger_Job329: Night of the Tentacle
kynelwynn: Ninja Gaiden on NES
Voidhawk42: If I pick a strategy game, am I a king?
kumatsu: Pokemon
SnackPak_: @niccus myst was my first thought
Manae: Putt Putt spends the *entire time* ignoring your advice and you're stuck there forever
frank_the_great: Leisure Suit Larry
letfireraindown: Elden Ring sounds fun!
SnowbirdMike: Galaga
ThorSokar: Are you required to "0 deaths" the game?
Mr_Horrible: Ferisar 'bout to experience actual hollowinng
zeanith_helfire: Skyrim so i just live there you never finish it
matthaus_c: Bambi the shit outta Simba
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣
niccus: ok realest question though: would you pick this game
saucemaster5000: Yakuza has really good food choices
BrowneePoints: WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT SIMBA
kynelwynn: Simba?
itira: Simba isnt the villain Ben lol
Tangsm: Are you in the game as a protagonist? Or can you just open a nice potion shop and live a quiet life?
MegaDosX: Be prepared!
Mr_Horrible: go into Lion King with a gun and crane
frank_the_great: Killing Sima is not how you win Lion King
DaFhaye: Show up to Lion king as a t rex with a machine gun
Bearudite: he knows what he did
saucemaster5000: He needed to wait to be king
ThorSokar: Simba's up to something, I KNOW IT
TheWarDoctor8: FromSoft deaths and rebirths are connonical tho?
Ferisar: simba grindset
KanisGamesTV: "long live the Ki-" *blam*
EmpressTila: By "beat" do you mean just get to the ending? Because there are lots of games that have endings right away, like Far Cry 4.
saucemaster5000: Cooking Mama
MrTulip: live your truth, blow simbas brains out
matthaus_c: Disco Elysium
SquareDotCube: Ben, willing to make Lion King more like Hamlet
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KWardJenx: Look at all these monarchists defending Simba.
IsSecretlyPaul: I go into league of legends
TemporallyAwry: Carrion - hands (or whatever) down.
IsSecretlyPaul: only got to be in for like an half hour
iondream: tetris
Mysticman89: do I respawn at graces or whatever infinitely, or do I need to one shot it?
BrowneePoints: Ah, so we don't get to be an emotionless shit ass protagonist who somehow gets 14 girlfriends like every isekai ever
KeytarCat: Emotionally scarring if nothing else
letfireraindown: Elden Ring, raise my Int and cast everything!
Bearudite: crunch bruther
Makrosian_Tae: What does one become in a game of Tetris?
TheWarDoctor8: If in the game rules, you'd level by them too; It's just playing the game
Lyropithic: Luce needs to unionize
codatski: @matthaus_c Time to go to work at the shit factory!
Ferisar: have to kill teemo once
IsSecretlyPaul: By not playing
niccus: you found a friend!
BrowneePoints: You uninstall yourself
Mysticman89: rank 1 solo queue I guess
Seth_Erickson: get to challenger teir
KanisGamesTV: by destroying the enemy nexus of course
kaijub3ast: Luce communing with her dark god and watching nick at nite
saucemaster5000: Your rage outspeeds your desire to play
Nigouki: you just watch Arcane and ignore the game
mulligan2six: The only way to win LoL is to never play
SnowbirdMike: Clock in clock out- time card-- jesus. I left this at work
matthaus_c: @codatski time to talk a motherfucking container open
kynelwynn: You win League by uninstalling
frank_the_great: I recently played Return of the Obra Djinn, that seems pretty good on the not dying front
Mysticman89: theres a league challenge reward thing for being rank 1 specifically which is kinda wild
MrOrange1987: I love jumping into this show when it is a ridiculous looking game and you’re just acting like it’s normal.
Tangsm: Luce better be alive, safe and watching you crawl around on camera.
EmpressTila: There was a Barney the Dinosaur game on the NES that my friend's little sister would play, and he found out you couldn't lose that game even if you tried.
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SnowbirdMike: bens fingering has gotten better
KWardJenx: 10,000 hours
BrowneePoints: Adam, you grok new games faster than anyone, streamer or otherwise, I know
Voidhawk42: I wasn't here at the beginning - how do you succeed at the lock picking? What's the puzzle?
theambivalentagender: @snowbirdmike NotLikeThis
Makrosian_Tae: @MrOrange1987 Definitely favorite mood
niccus: your internal friend is itching to become external
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Destiny, because you can't actually lose Destiny. It may take a zillion years, but you will eventually win. I mean assuming I also get to be a Guardian, if it's literally just me I'll be dead in a day.
goombalax: I think its a matter of still wanting to do it after putting the time in
groulux: Pick a lucas art puzzle game. your real life problem solving skills would get you out
Ferisar: hahahaha
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha ooops
Gascitygaming: I remember how freaking pumped i was watching Adam play in that fighting game tournament (last year?) and like half of chat was rooting for you
itira: oof
soulessgamer: Slime Rancher might be a fun game to be stuck in.
matthaus_c: oh fuck yeah I wanna be put into Scorn
saucemaster5000: Scorn is a god tier choice
theambivalentagender: how would we define winning an Elder Scrolls game
Ferisar: actually why even have to beat elden ring if you get teleported there when you could just turn into a weird little guy
matthaus_c: I sure as shit do my dude
Mr_Horrible: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou but imagine getting to be one of the civvies pancaked by Guardians jumping down the Tower elevator
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: more realistically I'd just play Myst. If they haven't randomized the marker switches I'll just go straight to the end.
saucemaster5000: better than battletoads
Lyropithic: Could be your kink?
Gascitygaming: Can i be in a Dragon Quest?
MegaDosX: It's matthaus, what do you expect?
kaijub3ast: guy just wants to be a little nasty man
SnowbirdMike: i agree. Scorn seems sus
Ferisar: hide behind corners and giggle as you kill people
kumatsu: yeah, obviously the answer is Resident Evil 7 KappaHD
frank_the_great: You could be crawling around one-armed like the fella in from of us
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's like, if i were in a movie i'd want Hellraiser. absolutely no thank you
Manae: If you choose Scorn, you probably get to be an egg man, not even the protag
IsSecretlyPaul: Counterpoint I'm already a weird little guy
Bearudite: start writing lore dumps
Capt_clown: Just pick Leisure Suit Larry. Can't go wrong LUL
BusTed: Do you think they'll up the locks to 8 pins?
Gascitygaming: Can i be in a game based in the real world and just be a person? Like a bystander in Persona
brutusq13: Sims
BrowneePoints: can I go into RE8 and just marry Chris|?
IsSecretlyPaul: pong
goombalax: cooking mama
matthaus_c: Cooking Mama Cookstar
TemporallyAwry: Minesweeper PrideShrug
DaFhaye: Animal crossing would be easy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Puttputt
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: or I'd play Spacechem it's just my job already anyway, I don't get paid 30 million to do my job now I'll tell you that
KWardJenx: Journey the easy way?
niccus: what if you enter freddi fish but you forgot to be a fish
frank_the_great: Animal Crossing - that kinda jazz
ThorSokar: I choose Gradius III pretty sure I can can still no-hit that
brutusq13: Spore
PhorrestGaze: Wii sports
kaijub3ast: Pokemon would be really fun. Don't even have to be good enough for the gyms, just have a chill time
drcthulu: hello kitty adventure land
karpma: mine sweeper
MAPBoardgames: Sims without cheats is hard
circusofkirkus: Nintendogs is definitely difficult
Kramburger: Sims never ends though. Feel like the sims is the monkey's paw answer
SquareDotCube: Solitaire
EmpressTila: Kerbal Space Program...because I love spaaaaace.
kumatsu: Pokemon is easy in that you yourself are not in danger, but it's still challenging
rabbitgta: nintendogs
korvys: Cookie Clicker
saucemaster5000: mine sweeper is the WORST choice
Tangsm: Journey has some large terrifying things.
ThorSokar: I mean, the "end" of Journey is you freeze to death
Rhynerd: Big rigs over the road racing. You’re always winner
Roger_Job329: Harvest Moon
BrowneePoints: Real talk, if you think I'm not gonna go into Breath of the Wild and just stay there forever married to Sidon or Kass you're SORELY mistaken Adam
Darleysam: Unpacking
MrOrange1987: You never beat sims so you’d be stuck there forever.
theambivalentagender: personally I'd just go into Stardew Valley and live their with my animals and farm and scrungly depressive husband
LackingSanity_: I can't even bowl lol
DaFhaye: Wow Ben calling me lazy
KanisGamesTV: man the rats in this game suck
adept_nekomancer: If you want hard mode, pick Dwarf Fortress
SnowbirdMike: Journey is dont stop believeing
Kramburger: @korvys I opened that for the first time in like 900 day today
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I can
DaFhaye: Not wrong but still
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahahahaha
Makrosian_Tae: GET BACK, HE'S CHANGING
BrowneePoints: Oh, I've seen some shit on his Home Streams
AtomicAlchemical: I almost said Animal Crossing, but I'm not about catching large arachnids with a butterfly net
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I can't do 90% of the things my game characters do. When's the last time you tried to jump vertically? How high did you get?
SK__Ren: I love it when Ben says "I'm gonna morb" and morbs out
saucemaster5000: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou before or after I tried jumping?
BrowneePoints: Nah ben says "I'm gonna adorb" and then he adorbs out
Ferisar: fastest draw in the lab
matthaus_c: benginDab
GhostValv: tqsClap
kakmize: skillz
DeM0nFiRe: gdqFAST
kaijub3ast: ~pop~
prince_infidel: benginDab
kynelwynn: Shot from the hip
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @saucemaster5000 depending on the state of your knees it'd probably be afterwards, wouldn't it
Roger_Job329: NICE
EmpressTila: Final Fantasy Tactics. I could just always run away and let the rest of the team fight my enemies...if I even went into the battle.
Bearudite: quickdraw McGraw over here
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
Mr_Horrible: I know the last time I tried to "mantle" I almost fell on my face @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
Fanklok: I'd go into final Fantasy X-2
kaijub3ast: dresspheres, aw yeah
saucemaster5000: good point @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
FarleyF: looking forward to seeing it again on the highlight reel
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
kakmize: lol
GhostValv: D:
Darleysam: up there with Adam's "BUWAHHHH" from RE4
Mr_Horrible: but Adam, you could take the Besaid Aurochs all the way to the championship
niccus: wow! a lot of bullets! my day is turning around!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Mr_Horrible exactly, like I used to do competitive rock climbing and I don't think I could "mantle" up a tall cabinet let alone a floating space rock
EmpressTila: Is there a Mario Party that wouldn't be horrifying to experience?
DaFhaye: If I go in WoW do I have to be a human?
Valkryir: summoning circle of shells
Roger_Job329: swarm time?
Fanklok: There's still Blitzball in X-2 but no flying murder whale
TheWarDoctor8: Holy shot
Mr_Horrible: behold: a boss fight
MAPBoardgames: We vampire survior now
kaijub3ast: hella dudes
TheWarDoctor8: holy shotgun shells
matthaus_c: reloading skill test lmao
SnowbirdMike: Love you guys. terrific stream. Gotta go. Be well.
BusTed: oogh dot ogg
theambivalentagender: if you've got time to gab....
TheWarDoctor8: You can't miss!
SnackPak_: good ol rope a dope
zeathean: Don’t pick up the bullets, shoot unload and then pick up 2, it will auto load them
GhostValv: D:
Ferisar: sit down and watch the stream jimmy
saucemaster5000: It was all the Sims hate
Ferisar: or no video games for you
kaijub3ast: lol
Ferisar: fuckin
drcthulu: we are unqa'able
itira: lies
IsSecretlyPaul: hey wait what does QA stand for
Ferisar: making shit up and twitch chat make a more iconic duo
Mr_Horrible: successfully 1-Guy'd
kaijub3ast: don't believe ondore's lies!
BusTed: 😬
LackingSanity_: one guyed
Ferisar: hey adam syndra does no damage until level 12
SnackPak_: light em up Adam
Lyropithic: Dang it, now we're all in trouble
Makrosian_Tae: That's the secret. Someone DID QA this game!
Mysticman89: first try even
BrowneePoints: Plz don't QA us, I don't need the internet to realize I'm garbage and only half work
Ferisar: she's also an eel
matthaus_c: I like getting one guyed every night
frank_the_great: If one of us is wrong, we're all wrong
Mr_Horrible: you listened to 1 person in chat with no backup who was wrong
IsSecretlyPaul: its when like one person says something and you belive them
LackingSanity_: you listed to the 'one guy' in chat
theambivalentagender: you passed one
IsSecretlyPaul: so like when I'm like tower dive trust me
LackingSanity_: listened
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c sounds stingey
EricTheOrange: reminds me of the serious Sam horde rooms where you see a big open place with a ton of ammo in the middle
SplittingImage77: I'm sorry Miss Jackson, I am four eels
niccus: all the friends!
Ferisar: LOL
Mr_Horrible: behold: Boss Fight 2
ThorSokar: oh great
GhostValv: o7
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
itira: LOL
TheWarDoctor8: o7
MegaDosX: F
nyquister_: One guy'ed!!!
theambivalentagender: the green syringes heal right
rynsfelda: Merked!
betweenmyself: Would have assumed Adam would want to be in Resident Evil Village because… Of the rich narrative riffYeti
Capt_clown: rhiDed rhiDed rhiDed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: now that's getting one guy'd
matthaus_c: you needed healing after that boss fight?
Makrosian_Tae: DAMACIA
kaijub3ast: no scopee
GhostValv: :O
prince_infidel: benginDab
Mr_Horrible: this parasite's been holding ult for 5 mintues
Lyropithic: This is rough
lamina5432: there is one up it looks?
theambivalentagender: because there's one by the door
Makrosian_Tae: No scope, no problem
lamina5432: at the enterance
kaijub3ast: and into my car
EricTheOrange: he's gaming
Makrosian_Tae: RIGHT into it's mouth!
TheNahgg: oh god what is this game
Kramburger: Evergreen album, as it turns out
saucemaster5000: those were the first two albums I bought with allowance money
Teslamat: @TheNahgg Endoparasitic
Ferisar: you know who else is good live
MrOrange1987: I saw rage this past summer
IsSecretlyPaul: David @Ferisar
Ferisar: yea @IsSecretlyPaul
itira: gross.
matthaus_c: hoooly shit
SnackPak_: what a tough guy
MegaDosX: Wow
vellebastet: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
kaijub3ast: lmfao
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
BusTed: paid for dinner that night
Mr_Horrible: honestly a good way to get strangers to throw money at you
Teslamat: arcusLUL
DeM0nFiRe: Bluff: called
MegaDosX: What did he think was going to happen?
cmdrelk: crowd called his bluff
silenceaux: They can't smash all of us logic
theambivalentagender: cool, free money
Makrosian_Tae: "What're they gonna do, gank me?"
BrowneePoints: That was like my first day on Register at McDonald's in High School. I was panicking with a roll of Nickels during Breakfast rush, and I cracked it on the counter too hard. SHOWERED the lobby with coins. @LoadingReadyRun I did NOT get put on register ever again
Capt_clown: Reminds me of that ECW match where Terry Funk called for a chair and before they knew it the ring was swamped with chairs from the audience
MegaDosX: And a sledgehammer? Who does he think he is, Triple H?
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Trakshvar: Just got here. Why are we a one armed torso?
saucemaster5000: @Trakshvar the usual reasons
thraximore: a flare :O
Fanklok: That bands singer? Oliver Tyndall
MrOrange1987: Why are you a one armed torso dragging yourself around?
MegaDosX: Must be a flare gun somewhere
Ferisar: LOL
thraximore: Ben is a SCIENTIST
kaijub3ast: lol
TheNahgg: LUL
Juliamon: The rest of our limbs were ripped off at the start
matthaus_c: benginLul
thraximore: you gotta test it
grometty: LUL
itira: hahahaha
Ferisar: goes in the square hole
AkiraBalance27: LUL
kaijub3ast: the SQUARE hole
PixelsAtDawnGaming: I'm dead
adept_nekomancer: Anything can be ammo if you try hard enough.
Teslamat: @MrOrange1987 your other limbs were torn off in the opening
Mr_Horrible: "It's the same shape, why won't it work???"
itira: to be fair i think a lot of us would have tried lol
Capt_clown: Next Ben's gonna try and put an arrow in the barrel of an M16
Fanklok: Did Hideo Kojima write this game?
Mr_Horrible: God, famous for being 1-armed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: uh oh, Wesker vibes
thraximore: hmmmm villain revealed
kaijub3ast: omg
HadesLeprechaun: you need a flare gun
kakmize: lol
BusTed: we didn't see nuffin
KelevaStreams: put it in a flare gun perhaps
KanisGamesTV: it no fit ben
kakmize: ADAM!
Mr_Horrible: we're so telling
ThorSokar: BEN
Bearudite: ffs ben
thraximore: taigsHeh
josh___something: :)))
Tangsm: Snitch chat, though...
prince_infidel: You have a vac
TetraRay: be cool chat
adept_nekomancer: That's how these games work -- rub every object against every other object until you find the solution
thraximore: you know someone is gonna snitch
saucemaster5000: Sending a written letter to Adam Savidan
itira: fuckin fucks
BusTed: snitch chat returns
kaijub3ast: LUL
matthaus_c: :)
TheWarDoctor8: Ben? Serynge
prince_infidel: You have a vaccine
kakmize: Twitch snitches
Mr_Horrible: but antics and japery are the only currency we have to offer
NightValien28: what you gonna do about it Kappa
BusTed: That thing was right at the brainstem.
MegaDosX: What would you do with heelies, you have no feet
Bearudite: imagine if they gave your dude heelies
kumatsu: but Ben I am level 1 Goblin
Tripleyew: #teamgoblin
Mr_Horrible: look, I've been depressed by Signalis all day, I need to shitpost
PhorrestGaze: nothing
kakmize: I aint seen nothing
ThorSokar: OH, ben asked us not to tell you what he did
TheWarDoctor8: Telling ben he had healig
saucemaster5000: Ben did it again
Mysticman89: can't sledgehammer all of us
josh___something: :)
kaijub3ast: ain't seen nothin'
zeathean: tried to be awsome
thraximore: nothing taigsAngel
niccus: why don't you ask ben yourself
Glittert00ts: Snitches get stitches
theambivalentagender: ben tried to stuff a flare in the handgun
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible yesss Signalis hurts so fucking good
IsSecretlyPaul: We were all talking about Ben
Seth_Erickson: Momma didn't raise no snitch
Tangsm: We told Ben he's good at games. So smart.
Bearudite: adam can watch the vod like the rest of us
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible aaaaaaaagh
Gascitygaming: just tonk it in the head with a flare
PhorrestGaze: lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: ask him about the flare. get him
ThorSokar: panicBasket "nothing" panicBasket
itira: waaaaow
serramarkov: Hi all! Sorry I'm late. Are we having fun?
EikoandMog: Daaaaaaamn
Mr_Horrible: yeah, he watches the VOD upside-down
KanisGamesTV: Adam is built different
Mr_Horrible: unlike the rest of us
kaijub3ast: digivolve into scooty boi
Glittert00ts: Biff?
theambivalentagender: @serramarkov yeah we keep trying to fit a flare in various bullet chambers
Gascitygaming: man if this guy had one of those scooter carts from elementary he'd be zoomin!
betweenmyself: This reloading stuff is far too tame. This game needs a crossbow.
thraximore: I hope not
saucemaster5000: try putting it in the shotgun
Capt_clown: No because then Ben would try and use the Bolt on a blowgun
Seth_Erickson: I feel we must have missed it
Mr_Horrible: sorry, Flare Gun's paid DLC
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
thraximore: @saucemaster5000 umbraPFT
kaijub3ast: hehehehe
Saintnex: There was a place we didn’t go like two levels ago, maybe the flare gun was there?
josh___something: Try putting it in the revolver Kappa
serramarkov: Thanks, @theambivalentagender !
thraximore: we MIGHT want to reload an earlier save if it turns out we missed the flare gun
niccus: @betweenmyself i have good news
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kaijub3ast: pat pat
matthaus_c: reach out and touch cake
kakmize: stop groping the corpse
itira: Ben
Mr_Horrible: D:
kaijub3ast: LUL
Voidhawk42: Quick, take his limbs!
TetraRay: one of those returning flares
HadesLeprechaun: there is definitely a flare gun you haven't found/missed
Rhynerd: Did they not pick up the flare gun?
saucemaster5000: he put the flare gun in the revolver
Xenguin47: Cheese it, it's the fuzz!
prince_infidel: Low parasite level lets you go through laser
itira: ahhhg
Tripleyew: Hear out: bullet into gun, gun into shotgun shell, shotgun shell into shotgun, shotgun into flare, flare into flare gun - like a violent turducken
Glittert00ts: The lack of melee is pretty punishing
thraximore: you can load past saves
Tripleyew: *hear me out
Mr_Horrible: maybe it's thru that parasite fence?
Rhynerd: Loading past saves is a thing.
Going_Medium: Normally you are good at finding games... I'd say you have a real flare for it.
HadesLeprechaun: I could give you a rough idea of where the flare gun is, if you wanted to know
betweenmyself: Can’t wait until this is adapted into a twelve part Netflix series. No additional narrative or dialogue, just mostly silent scenes of a guy crawling around interspersed with the occasional gunshot and footage of a guy reading office emails.
HadesLeprechaun: I watched a youtube video, I don't know if you're in the right area, I just know the general shape of the room it's in
Voidhawk42: I've found a youtube vid, it was a way back I think
HadesLeprechaun: there is a biiiig room with like 15 pillars in it
Rhynerd: At least a hallway, maybe a zone. I guess
Voidhawk42: Like... just after the boss fight I think?
kaijub3ast: hmmm
kakmize: could it be that boss room?
theambivalentagender: go up
matthaus_c: tracks that it was the room we rushed through trying to heal
TemporallyAwry: !left
niccus: oh that would explain why they had so many zombies behind the door
theambivalentagender: syringe
kaijub3ast: blammo
BusTed: 👀
ThorSokar: one shot, on kill
EikoandMog: The no scope~
matthaus_c: tap
Lyropithic: Rude
josh___something: lol
betweenmyself: One limbed 360 no scope
Ferisar: <message deleted>the teabag
matthaus_c: the one limb teabag
frank_the_great: It's to the right, just checked out a vid
Voidhawk42: This room. right hand wall
BusTed: Ah, the inventory increase too.
matthaus_c: flares looking kinda thicc
kaijub3ast: ploonk
saucemaster5000: sounds like putting a tennis ball in the chamber
Voidhawk42: Flares are aoe :D
thraximore: flares are for when you absolutely positively need to kill every mother in a room
Ferisar: <message deleted>picks up next gun, the sharingun
matthaus_c: ferisar ffs
Ferisar: <message deleted>sett W
CanPlayGames: Bazooka. Bahama. Come on pretty mama
IsSecretlyPaul: *tank stance*
Makrosian_Tae: You found the bazinga?
IsSecretlyPaul: Ban me instead
EikoandMog: Next gun: Orbital laser designator.
SergeYager: done and done
GhostValv: benginO7
KanisGamesTV: RIP
matthaus_c: lmao
kaijub3ast: lol
saucemaster5000: HA!
Juliamon: jesus christ serge
PharaohBender27: SERGE
thraximore: ANNIHILATED
josh___something: BAHAHA
MegaDosX: o7
Lyropithic: Sniped
Kramburger: SNIPED
circusofkirkus: :O
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
itira: LOL
thraximore: Back to the PIT
ThorSokar: Serge with the LONG SHOT
Seth_Erickson: Should have sett w'd Serge moron Kappa
GhostValv: sergeHubris
Gascitygaming: Headshot
EikoandMog: I didn't hear it.
Teslamat: From downtown
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP Got em lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: from downtooown
kaijub3ast: that's fun
Kramburger: Do you know how badly you have to fuck up to get SERGE mad at you?
IsSecretlyPaul: damn u got got ferisar
ActualFactual: They've banned my precious boy.
TetraRay: oh wow
BusTed: foomp
PharaohBender27 starts a petition to unban @Ferisar
Austere_Squire: i am reminded of the time Kathleen said to call them handsome and it started a war against chat
EricTheOrange: Whats serge doing in the moon base today?
Fanklok: if Ferisar is banned who's going to get blamed for the things I say
kumatsu: @PharaohBender27 counter-petition to ban Ferisar longer
Juliamon: EricTheOrange A judge video probably?
saucemaster5000: @Fanklok not knowing either of you two, I always just assume you are the same person on dummy accounts anyway
LordZarano: Everyone in chat is a bot except you
Juliamon: ok I have to step out for a lil bit, please behave yourselves, I won't be able to save you if you incur further wrath
CanadianDaz: beep boop
matthaus_c: benginO7
niccus: they're all hands on deck for BRO... and then all hands on deck for some bus. it's a busy month
matthaus_c: we will. 100%. be on our best. behaviour.
Capt_clown: @LordZarano *Sweats in binary*
PharaohBender27 wonders how long Ferisar's ban will actually last
Juliamon: down to 3 rows on the schedule... surreal
thraximore: MrDestructoid
Ferisar: Sett R
SnackPak_: sergeModLove
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon yeah totally will behave nothing to see here
Juliamon: AND YOURS
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
saucemaster5000: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
PharaohBender27: Serge? Or . . . SNERGE?
Ferisar: so what does the flare do
thraximore: I think that scratching noise means there's rats nearby
BusTed: AoE fire
Mr_Horrible: they just like me fr fr
HadesLeprechaun: seems like a room clearer, maybe
thraximore: pew pew
saucemaster5000: That's how I wanna go
matthaus_c: leon trotskied
BusTed: Like punching someone in the dark.
Mr_Horrible: the T in his TPS reports stands for TERROR
Mysticman89: more like a crimeless victim
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it
betweenmyself: Our character really min/maxed for ammo before setting off on the Oregon Trail… Should bought an extra axle or, I dunno… Legs. pennyWhat
BusTed: Ben was a goon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's possible I've shoulder-checked Jeff Bezos in the dark and neither of us know it
IsSecretlyPaul: gotta punch in the light so they know it was u
MegaDosX: Didn't you punch a nazi once Ben?
korvys: I thought you were going to say you got in fights at punk shows
Mr_Horrible: the gabaghoul?
thraximore: ok what is the gabbaghoul
Ferisar: he finished it
IsSecretlyPaul: Hes painted
saucemaster5000: I once punched a guy at a party I never met, one conversation over, hearing him say racist shit about his WoW raid teammates
Kramburger: My dad had 5 older brothers so all he knew of how families interact is violence
IsSecretlyPaul: Listen mailing to canada is $$
IsSecretlyPaul: i disagree
HadesLeprechaun: I have punched only close relatives in the dark, because apparently children doing stupid things in the dark is a common phenomena
LackingSanity_: last time i punched someone was when i was like 6 or 7. my friend was over, and I had just cleaned my room, but he was throwing all my shit around the place, so I hit him. I still feel kind of guilty about it
matthaus_c: they're free putt-putt
IsSecretlyPaul: ill get the base finished and then ill send it
Sethalidos: I think you will find that the minimum is 7 pieces of flare
itira: >.>
MegaDosX: Uh.
adept_nekomancer: I don't think you want the parasite there either
IsSecretlyPaul: I love that song anthem of a teenage twitch streamer right?
drcthulu: adam keeps his heart in his pants so it's technically correct
gibbousm: I see we've gotten more guns
matthaus_c: tradesies
frank_the_great: I can't wait until you get the katana
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graal_smith: So why is there a mosqito on it's way to your brain?
itira: man, your arm would be so tired
Teslamat: @graal_smith infected
kaijub3ast: high ground'd
gibbousm: parasites y'all
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Teslamat: @graal_smith la plagas
thraximore: no scoped taigsPOG
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: my man's psychic like Cesare
saucemaster5000: holy shit I take back everything I ever said about Ben
Ferisar: teemo is backing right here btw
Mr_Horrible: impeccable aim
Capt_clown: This guys arm is gonna be so swole he's gonna look like a teenage boy after discovering the internet
SK__Ren: It bounces!
betweenmyself: @capt_clown he can skip leg day all he wants
thraximore: my first thought as well
niccus: i think if you only have one limb, it doesn't matter if you're in a survival horror situation, you will become swole
graal_smith: His next wank is gonna be outrageous
saucemaster5000: jeff Goldblum in the fly
frank_the_great: Savadan
Ferisar: lmao
matthaus_c: faked out
Ferisar: that lil fucker
adept_nekomancer: That sneaky rat
kaijub3ast: F
betweenmyself: @niccus in a survival horror situation with one limb I would get SO swollen… Specially at the start of the decaying process after I’m murdered pennyWhat
kaijub3ast: ran outta save juice
gibbousm: pulling yourself and also dealing with the gun recoil. that arm is beyond broken
Scy_Anide: Devon Larratt, apparently
gibbousm: lrrWOW
EikoandMog: @gibbousm I mean, with just the torso, we're fairly light now.
matthaus_c: you ever get so fucked up you start sounding like Nick Cave
thraximore: fire a shotgun, one handed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean, most people can shoot a shotgun. Once.
pipshardfour: why did you say Doom like that, you Canadian or something?
Talin06: fire yes hit something well...
kaijub3ast: Duum
gibbousm: you could break your arm and go deaf using a shotgun
Lyropithic: We all pronounce it that way
Ferisar: dyum
grometty: if you brace it on your should you could use a shotgun one handed, you'd get a nasty bruise though
saucemaster5000: always
itira: i think they are
Mysticman89: he's got the genetics of commander keen tho
saucemaster5000: you should
Bearudite: constantly
MegaDosX: In the words of Adam Savidan, "you talk weird"
kumatsu: parnet
Kramburger: You make fun of the way *I* talk
KingTaltia: You //might// make fun of how people type
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Bearudite: this is why I stay in discord so I can get that edited tag
Tangsm: "run"
Bearudite: oh hey thanks Kramburger
thraximore: ouch
BusTed: Well that answers that.
itira: uh oh
matthaus_c: brain kissies
niccus: new buddy!
LackingSanity_: isnt there still some more ammo in the previous room, you picked it up after saving
thraximore: the more you know~
dragonwarrior000: you can backtrack for the flares
gibbousm: brain kissies indeed
saucemaster5000: did somebody QA this stream?
grometty: ewww
Ferisar: let's go
thraximore: GAMING
matthaus_c: OOOH WEE
TetraRay: Noice
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
Lyropithic: Sekiro!
NotCainNorAbel: F
kaijub3ast: yeowch
itira: oooooff
Going_Medium: SAVE
BusTed: benginO7
korvys: Knees of glass
codatski: Backtrack for ammo then save again?
AkiraBalance27: LUL
Bearudite: the price was paid in blood
gibbousm: SAVE
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: single elbow of steel
TheWarDoctor8: o7
KingTaltia: Whelp, those nerves aren't steel
saucemaster5000: you hate to see it
Going_Medium: OK SORRY
KanisGamesTV: ok dad
pipshardfour: nerves of steel, knees of glass
MegaDosX: s a v e
GhostValv: benginO7
EricTheOrange: WHY?
zeathean: rip headphones?
kaijub3ast: lmao
grometty: LUL
kumatsu: oh lol the mic is in shot I thought something had happened to my monitor
KingTaltia: BACK TO THE PIT!
GhostValv: sergeSnerge
BusTed: We got music.
pipshardfour: serge is the antithesis of negativity
gibbousm: CAN I USE CAPS LOCK TO SAY HOW COOL YOU ARE?
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CanPlayGames: That dang Serge. Always ducking computers in water
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kaijub3ast: the music when they use it, def slaps
matthaus_c: new club banger
Seth_Erickson: another banger :O
SmithKurosaki: Serge is being spicy, huh?
itira: awww yeeeee
adept_nekomancer: Parasite is playing some tunes for us
thraximore: computer
Makrosian_Tae: BANGER ALERT
thraximore: to your left
frank_the_great: Banger alert
Lyropithic: Straight to cutscene
ButterBall000: Was that halo 2?
matthaus_c: my water, it's very sick
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saucemaster5000: no credits, just "the edn" misspelled
frank_the_great: No More Heroes kinda did that. The brain in a robot boss gets skipped
kaijub3ast: uh oh
Gascitygaming: someone's poisoned the water hole!
SK__Ren: Are you telling me the juice got loose?
Papa_Princesse: did they patch mid stream for muisic, you ARE the QA testers!
drdngr: we don't step, checkmate aliens
BusTed: uh ohhh
Seth_Erickson: yeah stock up room before boss but you beat the boss in a cutscene without doing anything and then end credits roll
Bearudite: jokes on you stepping is the least of your worries
Mysticman89: stealth section oh boy
BusTed: shhhhh
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TetraRay: spooky
kaijub3ast: gee, how come skeleton mom lets them keep both their arms
daniwood151610: Hey
Teslamat: arcusLUL
itira: LUL
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
SmithKurosaki: Welcome SergeYager
gibbousm: they just want to give you a hug
AkiraBalance27: itll be fun until a little one comes running at you in between
betweenmyself: Turns out alien brain parasites only respond to Hawaiian Punch Green Berry Rush pennyWhat
kaijub3ast: ooh, old server room noises
Ferisar: ds3
Mysticman89: ds3
matthaus_c: ds3
saucemaster5000: ds3 grand archives
matthaus_c: it's the grand archives
Voidhawk42: move slow
frank_the_great: The flair gun was 1 hour into the 2 hour walkthrough I saw earlier
HadesLeprechaun: they only move when you move quickly, it seems
codatski: It seems speed based
BusTed: WutFace
itira: excuse me?
Mysticman89: gotta dunk your head
EricTheOrange: I'd guess either go real fast or real slow
saucemaster5000: you heard him
GhostValv: ???
drdngr: ds3 where you dip your head in the cum pools
Rhynerd: Drag the mouse slower?
matthaus_c: cum pools were nice but otherwise that area was soo tedious
thraximore: your cum should not be that waxt
thraximore: waxy*
Fanklok: This game would be vastly improved by a skateboard
Mysticman89: the hands won't wanna grab you when you're covered in jizz
Lyropithic: Shotgun Skateboard sounds like a sweet game
saucemaster5000: jizz music repels us all
SnackPak_: can't kickflip with no feet
betweenmyself: Just dangling from a Segue
LackingSanity_: spooky
BusTed: wheeeezing
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
kaijub3ast: koffiiiiing
EricTheOrange: So have we learned why are arms and legs fell off. Did the parasite do that or did we do that?
kaijub3ast: limbs got ripped off, our dude iron-cauterized himself
matthaus_c: @EricTheOrange very first scene of the game was three things ripping them off
Teslamat: @EricTheOrange they were ripped off
Rhynerd: @erictheorange they get ripped off by infected right at the start
kaijub3ast: sneaky boi
matthaus_c: gotta S Rank it
frank_the_great: Update: You're at 1:10 of the 2:07 walkthrough, so about half way
thraximore: it was made by a single dev, lmao
betweenmyself: Sometimes it’s okay to save scum that kinda nonsense
saucemaster5000: too many conversations about NES games
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Tangsm: The flare gun search probably set you back a bit.
Teslamat: @thraximore yea Miziziziz
LackingSanity_: the walkthrough presumably doesn't include any dying and reloading, just one straight cut
kaijub3ast: like that one resident evil boss
thraximore: Miz is great <3 just discovered their channel recently
gnomezome: the benst
frank_the_great: Ben's the best, Adam is all the rest
betweenmyself: *Ben jumps out of the fetid damn water* I’M THE BEEEEEST! riffScream
adept_nekomancer: I never thought the parasitic leopards would infect my face!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh yeah he's Wesker
betweenmyself: *dam water
ThorSokar: look at quick draw ben there, holy crap
saucemaster5000: wesketr did nothing wrong
gualdhar: I'm also dying, but to be fair I drank too much watching the Phillies
canadianbac0nz: ben coughing cause he's too sick with that snap shot
BusTed: The new Netflix show
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: MvC3 Wesker RULES. What a TROLL.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: consummate troll
KanisGamesTV: he was the best part of that show
EricTheOrange: theirs a resident evil show?
kaijub3ast: Lance Reddick rules in general
Zalthia: the upper body strength on this man
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh I just meant the Wesker in the fighting game. All his moves were just to drive everyone else insane.
BusTed: Gaming.
SnackPak_: wild
gualdhar: i wish I was Lance Reddick
saucemaster5000: that sounds like boomer talk
magresta: if only that worked IRL
BusTed: I hear a sleepy boy.
matthaus_c: sleeby
kaijub3ast: that seems like a new noise
thraximore: taigsSleep
itira: Gollum?
BusTed: seabatOAK
saucemaster5000: the one armed parasite space game is very innacurate
SnackPak_: ook
JadedCynic: ook
EricTheOrange: awww he sweepy
betweenmyself: Seeing a lot of colored wires
SurfDownstage: ook ook
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
Abelzumi: ook
codatski: ook ook
kaijub3ast: monke
saucemaster5000: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
TheWarDoctor8: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
NonjaBiru: ook
Going_Medium: ook ook
Makrosian_Tae: ook ook
matthaus_c: you know us, we love pounding
frank_the_great: ook ook
magresta: OOKOOKOOKOOK
KanisGamesTV: he just like me fr
itira: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
Sethalidos: OOK
crono3453: They made us work, and no banana.
thebuzzstreams: oookoookoooookoook
Tangsm: Don't let chat out of the box.
LackingSanity_: seabatClap let us out
JadedCynic: this is just the start of 28 days later
BusTed: ResidentSleeper
Pravikun: Wait...I'm in a video game?
itira: are we about to play a game of riddles?
dougma: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
kaijub3ast: big boi
JadedCynic: all work and no banana make chat go crazy
betweenmyself: Oh no! The parasites have sleep apnea! riffYeti
saucemaster5000: Planet of the Apes is a good name for trog chat
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so the parasite definitely picked Luce the secretary this guy was mean to, and she's going to crush our head like a grape at the end of this?
BusTed: The shotgun assassin.
Fanklok: This is basically the plot of the first Far Cry
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that's my guess
Going_Medium: Quietly shot your shotgun...
Electrodyne: Okay but what about glass jars
BusTed: Just like GoldenEye.
saucemaster5000: hope they're all right handed
matthaus_c: outskilled
kaijub3ast: lmao
satyropodobny: Judging from the back hair the parasites seem to be dads.
JadedCynic: @Electrodyne what, Killing Jars? For collecting butterflies?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I feel like Kojima would do that
saucemaster5000: Miyanothough
EricTheOrange: why would we care about parasite families
JadedCynic: Adam, don't give Kojima ideas...
betweenmyself: These creatures need Cpap machines STAT!
kaijub3ast: lmfao
Lyropithic: What about "Make him more vascular"?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Kojima did kind of do that in MGS3, there's a part 3/4th of the way through where you actually have to face every enemy you've killed
MegaDosX: You don't know that
7gorobei: health up top
Zalthia: Koki
MegaDosX: Don't sell yourself short
JadedCynic: you are selling yourself short
IsSecretlyPaul: he would just rotoscope your head to put you in a game called Adam Dude guy
frank_the_great: If you say that in front of him he'd probably respect you more
niccus: just because he discards it doesn't mean he didn't take it seriously
Teslamat: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou The Sorrow fight
saucemaster5000: He'd be too busy making boob jokes
rudemanndious: Flare
Zalthia: Kojima made a lady naked cause she breathes through her skin, I think you're probably good Adam
JadedCynic: remember, he's a humble person that gets starstruck, too
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if you've played nonlethally you can just walk down the river but if you've been killing people every person you've killed - it tracks them all specifically, like what character model and everything - will come after you
matthaus_c: we don't know if Kojima watches this stream
saucemaster5000: Kojima doesn't know either
Mysticman89: quiet was an integral part of mgs5
kaijub3ast: wow, inspirational
betweenmyself: “Okay Kojima-san, so there’s this guy named Otaku Jeff.” “Shut up! I love it! Here’s twenty million yen!”
DeM0nFiRe: he used to watch LRR until you guys made fun of his masterpiece, Sonic Suggests
niccus: stream so that keighley will be jealous of you
itira: the hand
circusofkirkus: kojima watched until serge banned him
karpma: Just what Kojima San does at 11 am on a Wednesday
TetraRay: they are just talking to half a torso like its normal
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sadly I think Kojima is not 100% on the English so Adam would probably not get to pitch his insanity, though maybe that's for teh best because I feel like he'd be totally onboard withAdam's brand of genius
Ferisar: wait does gianni voice cynte
kaijub3ast: wow
Zalthia: probably
itira: ding dang
hb8u: he zoomed lmao
BusTed: Haha.
kaijub3ast: lol
SurfDownstage: Twitch chat
itira: hahahaha
matthaus_c: LMAO
EricTheOrange: when this place is full of parasite infested people I don't know if I'd be surprized by a guy with 1 arm and no legs.
kaijub3ast: LUL
GhostValv: seabatClap
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
CanPlayGames: Is the Main character of this that will farrel character from that adult swim show?
MegaDosX: You got blended
EricTheOrange: he so angy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god the parasite infected the blender
saucemaster5000: me in the morning
xantos69: This game seems super hard and stressful. Good on you for playing it.
MegaDosX: Would that room you just died in be one for the flare gun?
itira: omg
matthaus_c: fuck yes
rudemanndious: Flare
EricTheOrange: Damn monkeys are way better hosts than humans.
kaijub3ast: the saddest clicking
saucemaster5000: gaming out of his mind
matthaus_c: comedy gold, right there
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satyropodobny: seabatHITBOX
Ferisar: hell yea gianni does voice him
Abelzumi: W is for Wupwards
Zalthia: Speed run strats
Mysticman89: can you kill the big guy?
JadedCynic: remember that 'Death Stranding Smoke Break' photo; Kojima's sitting on a curb with Mads and Norman while they're having a smoke and Hideo's pretending to smoke a non-existent cigarette
BusTed: Just a big scary monster.
matthaus_c: on NNN no less
itira: eh?
EricTheOrange: Look at us shambling along like zombies while the infected monkeys can move around like that
betweenmyself: He doesn’t like those bright lights I guess.
rudemanndious: Can u kill the big one with flare
BusTed: The body blocks.
saucemaster5000: hotline miami eh?
Teslamat: @betweenmyself it's the sound
Zalthia: Maybe the real infection was the friends we made along the way
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @JadedCynic he is just the weirdest man. I love how sincere he is about this kind of thing.
Mysticman89: passenger seating
matthaus_c: sideseating
betweenmyself: @teslamat he went absolute apeshit after the flare, but didn’t respond to the shotgun
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: fun fact: Hideo Kojima is a big My Chemical Romance fan and once went to a concert and was very puzzled that the rest of the audience was all teenagers
niccus: he's just riding shotgun
aZephyrSage: that sounds like what a backseater would say
kaijub3ast: crossbow!
BusTed: I do.
SK__Ren: Ok, who had Crossbow on their Bingo card?
matthaus_c: groovy
BusTed: Oh no.
EricTheOrange: why crossbow? you have guns
Scy_Anide: With...one hand?
thraximore: it's stealth umbraSmile
betweenmyself: @sk__ren right here
circusofkirkus: realism :P
Teslamat: @EricTheOrange Silent
Mr_Horrible: we could micro meepos to keep him n that hallway forever
TheWarDoctor8: because it doesn't take inventory slots?
BusTed: Yeah it better one shot.
saucemaster5000: classic video game crossbow > shotgun
kaijub3ast: I just want him to get like 5 more guns
TheWarDoctor8: AND it's reuseable
saucemaster5000: me
NotCainNorAbel: curry
betweenmyself: Now we just need a pull to start chainsaw and the circle will be complete.
TetraRay: bbq
thraximore: Prego
Scy_Anide: Mint
MegaDosX: Barbecue
Zalthia: the friends we made along the way
Gascitygaming: Really good Marinara
matthaus_c: quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style is he goated with the sauce
korvys: Is Goat Sauce like Donkey Sauce?
Going_Medium: Can you shoot floor guys?
codatski: Nice
Mysticman89: spicy garlic mayo
Gascitygaming: Marine-ara welp i'll be saying it that way forever now
ThorSokar: it's the silent killer
Dog_of_Myth: be very very qwiet
kaijub3ast: shhh
PhilanthropyLich: no caps
ImmortalLen: what was that?
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic personally I think Adam & Hideo would have a an initially awkward but fascinating conversation if left alone together
Teslamat: no cap
Seth_Erickson: shh shh shh
Ferisar: no craps no caps
grometty: no caps
Kramburger: fuck.
KanisGamesTV: *im whispering*
ThorSokar: well, compared to a boom stick
Bearudite: lrrHORN
adept_nekomancer: right, it's no-caps november
Makrosian_Tae: remember: no caps
saucemaster5000: no kkappa
thraximore: no capital i's
CanPlayGames: Cheer50 shh
gualdhar: WHAT ABOUT CAPS?!@?!
Abelzumi: i gotta sneeze tho
satyropodobny: WHAT A THRILL
rynsfelda: NO CAPS
kynelwynn: NO CAPS?
Abelzumi: help
shendaras: no cap november
Spritz_T: uh oh
Zalthia: nibbles
EricTheOrange: @Teslamat well yeah that is a benefit of a crossbow in general. But in universe why do they use a crossbow to repel intruders?
xantos69: Oh that's a scootie boi
Mr_Horrible: this sentence is spongebob memed, but I'm following the rles
JadedCynic: e e cummings time - quiet voices
Mr_Horrible: *rules
saucemaster5000: @JadedCynic no e e cummings in NN
matthaus_c: I've lost my glasses on my face, I could lose my bolts in the crossbow
codatski: Oh okay, it's just the microphone lol. I thought there was something on my screen
itira: i love the shuffle noise lolol
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: fun fact I once searched my car for my sunglasses while I was literally wearing them. Not like on my head. In front of my eyes.
BusTed: It is an interesting challenge.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: not my finest hour
LordZarano: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou jlrrFacepalm
aZephyrSage: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou did you find them?
Teslamat: bruh
KanisGamesTV: you8 hate to see it
EricTheOrange: I do like how we have this Doom guy esque loadout of weaponry on our back
betweenmyself: A nice slingshot would really drive home the point that the dev is trolling you
saucemaster5000: where is my box for twitch chat?
matthaus_c: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
SK__Ren: I'm guilty of that. I'll be on my phone, check my pocket for my phone and then freak because my phone isn't in my pocket
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @aZephyrSage I did, and when I did, I had to sit down for a little bit and think about my life.
irenrose: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I've done that in my old appartment
Ferisar: speaking through time and space with game design
korvys: That point blank splat is pretty satisfying, though
EricTheOrange: get them spider hands
BusTed: Might have been in the right channel only
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: on the other hand I once found my keys by checking my apartment and my car, then going, if this were a math problem, and it's not in one place, and it's not in the other, where would I look? And the answer is, the damn boundary condition. So I checked and yup they were in the door.
matthaus_c: embarrassing for both parties
Mr_Horrible: "no no, I'll wait"
kaijub3ast: *nyom*
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Gascitygaming: Move
BusTed: move
saucemaster5000: moving!
Gascitygaming: moving
itira: The Flu, i have it right now.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: moving is the WORST
Nigouki: respiratory diseases can FUCK OFF
JadedCynic: 'where the hell is my wallet?' "in your pocket?" 'what? I never carry it when I'm home - it's always on the hall table with my keys and mask and...' (it was in my pocket)
saucemaster5000: oofa
Bearudite: I would rather get covid again
Lyropithic: Presently doing COVID, would rather be moving
Gascitygaming: Literally just got over Covid, haven't been that sick i a VERY long time, don't reccommend
Makrosian_Tae: I hate moving SO MUCH
itira: covid is no joke
Makrosian_Tae: I have a pthological fear of moving
EricTheOrange: I mean I'm vaxxed so It'd probably be fine
ThorSokar: absolutely NOT covid
matthaus_c: not risking long covid, much rather move
gualdhar: last time I moved I tore my ACL
Going_Medium: Same house 20 years... moving would suck
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I somehow got COVID and had no symptoms despite having respiratory trouble. It meant I got to tend the rest of hte house, who did get symptoms.
saucemaster5000: Can we pay for the move by getting the flu?
LackingSanity_: does 'have to move' include searching for a new place? cause that would make it a lot harder
TetraRay: just got covid for the first time last week .... not fun
betweenmyself: Luckily haven’t gotten Covid yet as far as I’m aware
CanadianDaz: don't get covid. I've been sick for 7 months so far
noa2828: 2nd worst sickness I ever had and number 1 saw me lose 20 pounds in 4 days
Nigouki: I'm literally coming off of my 2nd round of COVID right now and it fucking sucks ass so bad, even with triple vax
DigitalSeahorse: each time you get covid even if you don't feel it, it attacks immune system so each time it gets weaker and weaker
DigitalSeahorse: the respatory AIDS
Makrosian_Tae: Have you tried reaching for teh skies? Kappa
MegaDosX: You are a veritable walking arsenal right now
JadedCynic: the fun part about COVID is, even with vaccinations, it's still entirely likely to leave you with permanent respiratory damage - I got friends much younger than me who can barely climb a flight of stairs...
DigitalSeahorse: ^
Zalthia: How can you get it if you've been vaccinated?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Zalthia same as with the flu, there are many different strains
DigitalSeahorse: vaccination doesn't prevent getting it, it prevents death from it
betweenmyself: @zalthia covid vaccination just reduces the symptoms if you get it
DigitalSeahorse: ^
thraximore: "just"
JadedCynic: vaccinations HELP your immune system but don't make you invunerable to it - it's far less likely to be lethal...
Gascitygaming: Teaches your body how to fight it better so you don't get nearly as sick
LordZarano: vaccine trains your immune system to fight it better
Zalthia: Like, I get the variants thing. but. uuuuugh. COVID sucks.
CanadianDaz: I'm sure if I didn't have the vaccine covid would have killed me
BusTed: we have demonstrated a loop
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it is indeed the stone-cold worst
saucemaster5000: friendly reminder to get your third vaxx if you can, 4th for many immunocompromised....
adept_nekomancer: Also the vaccine is most effective against certain variants, but there are many different variants in circulation.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm scheduled for my booster shot + flu shot Friday
Ferisar: oh i wanna see a speedrun of this game now
Gascitygaming: I missed two weeks of work with it recently, lost 10 lbs
Zalthia: Does your immune system recover after a while?
thraximore: @Ferisar it exists!
saucemaster5000: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou did it two weeks ago, one laid me out and not sure which....
betweenmyself: Scheduled to get my second booster next week, so that’s good anyways
DigitalSeahorse: for sure do still get vaccine if you can, it may also help lessen spread cause of it lessening symptoms but still wear the mask anyways
noa2828: I haven't had a full sense of smell in a coming on a year
Ferisar: @thraximore hell yeah
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Zalthia nobody really knows. Hasn't been enough time for doctors to tell.
Zalthia: :(
BusTed: Aha.
itira: daaamn
JadedCynic: it comes down to how QUICKLY your body can kill it off, the longer it takes, the more damage is done to your body - like a nation fending off an invader in just a week and keeping them at their borders versus taking years to beat the invaders, who managed to occupy half the nation.
thraximore: wheelerOok
Bearudite: gotta be sneaky charlie
kaijub3ast: stealth 100
itira: that noise ... D:
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'll tell you this, if you get the booster and your arm starts hurting, flex the muscle a lot. Apparently it's because lots of immune cells go into the muscle fiber to pick up virus bits, and the fluid swells up and it starts to really hurt
codatski: But why Adam
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: assuming someone repeatedly gets covid it wouldn't get the chance to recover enough before having more damage happen to it
noa2828: mmmmm slurpy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the pain woke me up out of a sound sleep but arm stretches calmed it down in a few minutes
saucemaster5000: I am finally entertained. Finally
codatski: So concerned about whether or not you could...
thraximore: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I've been told you should just flex it a lot when you get it, for the same reason
betweenmyself: Adam Savidan branded ASMR… Get you some slurpz.
xantos69: Nice move there.
e_bloc: Corgo616 ah finally the entertainment
Gascitygaming: I want him to get us cause of a cough
JadedCynic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou oh yeah, I've always been told that with the flu vaccine "if it's stiff, exercise it"
niccus: seabatHITBOX
PyroJakk: This game looks pretty cool, damn
thraximore: Ben is GAMING taigsPOG
EricTheOrange: sub par parasite here. Infected hosts still need to sleep.
betweenmyself: Being able to recover crossbow bolts is a truly kind decision by the devs
Bearudite: HEY
JadedCynic: (heh, I'm playing stellaris on my other monitor, and I'm finding that game's soundtrack is very weird when overlaid on THIS game :D )
thraximore: imagine being the one guy who got shot with a bow and arrow by the mad scotsman during ww2
Omthebox: Shot himself didn't he
Bearudite: no om I did not
El_Funko: the crossbow is nature's rock
thraximore: nah he sniped a nazi lookout
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I do not want to imagine getting shot with a crossbow. I imagine that would REALLY hurt.
Omthebox: At least you got that going for you Bear
saucemaster5000: @JadedCynic r-r-remix!
noa2828: Adam... the 1900s had guns
Omthebox: Because my dad shot himself with a bow
adept_nekomancer: I played Perfect Dark... the crossbow is serious business
betweenmyself: Hope we get a boss fight where we need to lure the boss into charging the wall three times riffYeti
KingTaltia: Ninjas had guns.
KelevaStreams: OH JEEZ
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Lyropithic: Well then
thraximore: taigsScared
magresta: 1914 was world war 1 youre telling me they had guns in world war 1??
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
EricTheOrange: If I was a LRRsman I'd come in the streaming office and shoot adam with a nerf crossbow.
JadedCynic: battle of waterloo, 1815
Omthebox: Ninjas did have guns.
itira: yikers
Zalthia: guns werent invented until 2000
saucemaster5000: yup, ninjas and honor. that's ninjas.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: aren't ninjas the dishonorable fighters?
noa2828: Love that they just slap you to death
matthaus_c: the 1900s didn't have metals
thraximore: unluggy
betweenmyself: Ninjas aren’t about honor, that’s Samurai
codatski: Ninjas weren't particularly honorable lol
Kramburger: Samuri were the honourable ones adam, not ninjas
JadedCynic: adam, ninjas are the dishonorable ones; you're conflating them with samurai
EricTheOrange: Adam Ninja weren't honerable. You're thinking of samurai.
saucemaster5000: 1900s didn't even have apple tv
KingTaltia: Ninjas aren't DIShonorable, they were just "got the job done"
thraximore: no, it does a searching pattern
Mattmitchell45: With Arm Wide Open
BusTed: Aww
rudemanndious: Flare the shotgun
matthaus_c: y'all slandering the good name of Naruto
CanadianDaz: LMAO
itira: unfortunate
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are you coughing?
Talin06: the oda used guns to unify japan
Gascitygaming: can you hide in the little doorway alcove?
kaijub3ast: @matthaus_c "good name"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: can it hear you when you cough?
cmdrelk: he just wanted to return the crossbow bolt you lost
matthaus_c: the unification of japan was in 2000
JadedCynic: @matthaus_c And_Nothing_Of_Value_Was_Lost.gif
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c that nine tailed freak will kill us all, I'm with the villagers at the beginning of the series
codatski: Looks like it circles the rooms, maybe the corners are your best bet?
noa2828: Call Ian rn Adam
kynelwynn: Maybe the corpses are a kind of cover from the big guy?
El_Funko: what is more honourable than mag dumping?
itira: hahaha
DigitalSeahorse: xD
betweenmyself: Reminder, guns predate the zipper by about 700 years
Pteraspidomorphi: :(
dougma: OMFG
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehe
lazermeow: welloom
Zalthia: Adam what are you talking about?
thraximore: oh sick
matthaus_c: he's doing a bit, for comedy
lazermeow: well loom who's a ninja expert now.
dougma: Adam, you are a treasure
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Okay chat, do I cash in my 30 Gambit engrams for Herod-C rolls with two rank resets, or do I try for a third to get a possible 3 perks per column
PyroJakk: It worked
DigitalSeahorse: nesan sounds like nehan
itira: i chuckled
saucemaster5000: filling the empy space
matthaus_c: Adam, I'm past chuckles, I snorted
DEATHlikescats: Nice!
Sogheim: fire the gun? if it kills you, it didnt work
JadedCynic: "Never let the facts get in the way of a good story" :D
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #7755: "Paul is timeless." —Adam [2021-08-30]
seanmrwick: or.....maybe it gets added to the highlight reel
Mysticman89: once he's softened up can you just nuke him with a flare?
betweenmyself: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou tough call. How far are you from reset?
Zalthia: Nice!
JadedCynic: congrats!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
thraximore: PridePog
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @betweenmyself just did the 2nd reset, but it's double grombit XP week
BusTed: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
HadesLeprechaun: Flare OP
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
noa2828: I too farm approval like crops in the autumn
blepharic: seabatClap
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown benginDance benginUrgh FBtouchdown
seanmrwick: any good out of context moment could be added to the highlight reel if you try hard enough
itira: banger alert
betweenmyself: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou well if you plan on farming a lot this week, I’d say go for the reset
thraximore: taigsVibe
kaijub3ast: catJAM
Gascitygaming: IS this credits?
Bearudite: SourPls
e_bloc: extra 20 hours? yes please
KelevaStreams: this feels like the end
noa2828: Love a note that just says "We WILL erase you from history"
prince_infidel: Is this the House music?
matthaus_c: thinking like a true american
gamblingaregood: is this the sequel to that gorilla game?
betweenmyself: Did those balls drop ammo?
noa2828: Its chat
SK__Ren: Oh, Adam! Did you see they are making a Willow series?
Mr_Horrible: great note, dude OpieOP
JadedCynic: @gamblingaregood feels like it
saucemaster5000: didn't write "aah" they got away!
magresta: @betweenmyself the ammo is stored in the balls
El_Funko: Arm Out
PenanceRPG: think your about 1/5th of the game left, if you get lucky its 30m, but it gets rally vertical from here on out
noa2828: Ape Out!
matthaus_c: just scrotums chilling out
Gascitygaming: they crossbow spunges 'sproing'
Lyropithic: So you'd be 80% done?
thraximore: I say finish it, but I'm biased
thraximore: taigsSip
Blakemcm: Let it roll!!!!
matthaus_c: take care with the biking hours
BrindleBoar: LUL
HadesLeprechaun: extremely brief youtube look, I would say you're about 2/3rds finished
saucemaster5000: In every relationship there's a reacher and a settler tho
gamblingaregood: just a cool torso, having a fun day
itira: oh!
matthaus_c: YOOO
thraximore: I'm just delighted that you boys decided to play this at all, I've been following its development for awhile
Zalthia: Ben plays and Adam tends to chat!
matthaus_c: karate chop
Fanklok: Team Ulvidan
TheWarDoctor8: they're apping out!
PenanceRPG: yeah... respawning pod things and a teleporting friendo...
noa2828: Not ICP?
gamblingaregood: magnets, how do?
JadedCynic: more like SCP
saucemaster5000: okay. but I call backseat
drcthulu: yeah you know me, down with ICP
gamblingaregood: wheelerMonkey
JadedCynic: whale plaid, ben!
noa2828: Ah yes SCP... Sane Clown Possy
Ferisar: ob/gyn
magresta: ben isnt down with ODB i guess
betweenmyself: More like MHO, or DDASSB, amiright?
JadedCynic: ♫you know an OPP, yeah you know me♫
gamblingaregood: fofeotftw
BrindleBoar: "thanks pal"
itira: its a team effort
gamblingaregood: what an obliging horror beast
Omthebox: You cant even taste the air up here DansGame
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait I know that voice
gamblingaregood: the real friends were the treasure we tricked into destroying obstacles along the way
saucemaster5000: this is tower of hanoi but with hitrate
Cannonfodder79: Do you have to go by the line heights?
JadedCynic: yes
Gascitygaming: matching heights in pairs i believe
Zalthia: So I've been asking around- how do y'all feel about slide puzzles?
betweenmyself: @cannonfodder79 yup
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
magresta: +1 Flare!!
Makrosian_Tae: What, actually, is the strategy here?
adept_nekomancer: Did anyone QA this?
thraximore: that's... a lot of ammo
Micsig: @Makrosian_Tae It's just a game of memory
noa2828: Boss room?
Zalthia: I like 'em. they make my brain happy.
Saintnex: @makrosian_tae pretty sure it’s just pairs of the same length?
betweenmyself: Okay, new game pitch… Sokoban, but you only get one limb!
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, I see
thraximore: U
Gascitygaming: what was that old (ps2?) game where you could take off your own head and role around as it?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shit, it's Charlottes web
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: to report her to the research board??? YOU HAVE ONE ARM. IS THAT REALLY THE CONCERN RIGHT NOW.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: boy, academics sometimes
itira: omg Adam lol
thraximore: umbraPFT
AkiraBalance27: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou science is serious business
Mr_Horrible: *scrabblescrabble* I am HERE... *scrabblescrabble* to file a COMPLAINT!
thraximore: there's a ton of ammo on the floor though
BrindleBoar: round up for what
matthaus_c: every day I get more convinced that all lockpicking minigames suck, even the good ones
saucemaster5000: You can round up ALL of one thing -- what do you round up?
gnomedeplume572: Good evening everyone, just got here, this game looks uhhhh neat, what is happening?
itira: @saucemaster5000 Money?
betweenmyself: @saucemaster5000 to the closest ten? Math is hard BibleThump
matthaus_c: @gnomedeplume572 tl;dr we got three limbs ripped off, we're thriving
Teslamat: @gnomedeplume572 3 limbs ripped off, la plagas trying to get out
Zalthia: @matthaus_c There's actually a little game called The Museum of Lockpicki g thats goal is to recreate every lockpicking minigame
LordZarano: @matthaus_c especially given that most IRL locks can be opened by just jiggling
MAPBoardgames: It stopped being a horror game when they gave you a gun
matthaus_c: ceremorphosis is better
CataclysmicReverb: FrugalHype
saucemaster5000: you'll havre one between the eyes before you finish all those sylaablews
saucemaster5000: gotta stop typing one handed
betweenmyself: Now that we got all these guns, we just sit back and wait for carcinization to kick in and turn us into a beautiful crab pennyCrabgod
rudemanndious: Flare it
matthaus_c: yeah Ben you've been so mean to the QA team
SplittingImage77: Crab people, crab people
saucemaster5000: you're welcom
The_Timo: could have been plenty in all those sacks
JadedCynic: again adam, you sell yourself short
Ferisar: wanna go to bot lane with ivy ben
thraximore: taigsBoop
rabbitgta: it's a big straw to draw
matthaus_c: luce wake uuup
noa2828: They just love Solja Boy
Ferisar: it's gianni
thraximore: Gianni?
Ferisar: he does all the shitposts on twitter
thraximore: goated
Gascitygaming: ash from evil dead?
SK__Ren: Oh you're just jealous
magresta: its actually gianni
BusTed: John St. Jon?
Zalthia: Ultrakill Gabriel
betweenmyself: The scarf was too short to convey their full message “You have spinach between your teeth”
JadedCynic: @Gascitygaming almost but nah
thraximore: Matragano
Ferisar: these shrimp bastards fried up my rice
Ferisar: italian
saucemaster5000: gilbert gottfried
thraximore: he did the voice for Gabriel in Ultrakill
SplittingImage77: Crank that
JadedCynic: the v/a DOES give a good 'mad scientist' vibe
Ferisar: adam
magresta: he does twitter shitpost voices
Ferisar: ITALIANNN
thraximore: :o
itira: LOL
Gascitygaming: Hi everyone it's Gilbert Gottfried i've only got one arm and i'm crawlin around!
Mr_Horrible: wait, NEITHER of you have heard of Ultrakill?
thraximore: I'm just a little goblinnnnnn
Mr_Horrible: wild
Ferisar: he used to do a lot of duke twitter shitposts
Mr_Horrible: I'm just surprised, it's had a lotta buzz
matthaus_c: Ultrakill is an awesome boomer shooter
DudelidouX: switch is in room with computer
MegaDosX: It's better than a Greatkill
Mr_Horrible: it's the distillation of a boomer shooter
Mr_Horrible: it whips
Ferisar: that's what they call themselves adam
kaijub3ast: it's incredibly bad
Ferisar: it's not even a dig
Zalthia: But with a style meter, right?
itira: wtf does that even mean
PenanceRPG: i hated this section and await watching you make it look easy in comparison :D
itira: you heard it here first
TetraRay: they have
Blakemcm: yea ben , fuckem
JadedCynic: yeah
Mr_Horrible: ya ain't wrong
codatski: Straight up
MegaDosX: Don't hold back Ben
JadedCynic: totally
DEATHlikescats: I mean…. You’re not wrong
Blythus: I agree with that lmao
kaijub3ast: yeah, the little jokey references to it not irl are just like, eh
MegaDosX: Let 'em have it
saucemaster5000: Unlike the previous generation
thraximore: taigsSip entitlement and greed
gnomedeplume572: They sure didn't not do that
adept_nekomancer: Can't say I disagree with you
noa2828: Vaguely futuristic but soulless office? Reckless corporate research? Does Musk own this place?
DEATHlikescats: “Greed is good” generation
BrowneePoints: Imagine being a generation that ruined the things two entire prior generations set up to make the world a better place
matthaus_c: holy shit adam
kaijub3ast: lmao
itira: hahahaha
kaijub3ast: gottem
KanisGamesTV: lmao
thraximore: okay... that was BEFORE inflation though
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: That's your problem with Boomers Savidan?
Blakemcm: fuckin LMAO
Ferisar: those damn boomers
CaptainSpam: The problem I have with it is that it's implicitly redefining "boomer" to be "anyone older than the speaker", and not the actual generation that did everything.
Ferisar: and their pennies
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM
SnackPak_: blat blat
Zalthia: You aren't wrong
DeM0nFiRe: Come on now, we don't need to be uncivilized
BrindleBoar: shots fired Kappa
Gascitygaming: oh man i worked retail when they were getting rid of them, people were UPSET
JadedCynic: Adam? SEE - you CANNOT say you're not interesting! LUL
KanisGamesTV: just the worst thing they coulda possibly done
KanisGamesTV: nothing else could compare
matthaus_c: I'm gonna dream about that one
betweenmyself: Ben laughing as the parasite slowly crawls up his spinal cord
LostThePirate: As a cashier, I agree - boomers and their fucking pennies...
saucemaster5000: don't poo poo a nickle ADAM
dweebert91: They still think checks are good ideas
Blakemcm: you could buy a cheeseburger and a malt for a nickle in grandpa's time
noa2828: Boomers thought a literal prince from Nigeria needed help from them to commit financial crimes
MegaDosX: I haven't had actual cash in my wallet since before the pandemic
goombalax: zommers don't use cards, its all on the phone
adept_nekomancer: Boomers: "Digital pennies? It'll never catch on."
thraximore: you gonna take your juice. Ben? taigsSip
Juliamon: petition to get rid of nickels just because nobody can SPELL THEM
matthaus_c: fuck grampa and the time he rode in on
DEATHlikescats: All y’all millennials getting shit on constantly by boomers
MegaDosX: @Juliamon Do they call them nickles?
JadedCynic: @Juliamon thank you, I was just typing a complaint :D
kumatsu: fuck gramp and his egg creams
DEATHlikescats: Gen x being completely forgotten
matthaus_c: look at this photograph
noa2828: Petition to eliminate all coins. Fuck that shit
Blakemcm: look at this nickle graph
JadedCynic: to be fair, I had an ATM card back in 1980
magresta: gramp
saucemaster5000: I'll take a nickleback
Gascitygaming: would be neat to have like a glove weapon, like freddy kreuger gloves we can cut things with or something
rynsfelda: No, you can have Nickleback.
kaijub3ast: singular gramp
Blythus: No
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
kaijub3ast: oh no
kakmize: stop!
itira: dont you ever
thraximore: taigsConcern
MegaDosX: Adam no
KanisGamesTV: nno
noa2828: Adam
adept_nekomancer: nope
Bearudite: nope
Kaorti: NO
PyroJakk: Grussy?
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I didn't blip blop!
SurfDownstage: That bug had some words about your penny comment
matthaus_c: fucking good job adam
LostThePirate: Nope
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
SmithKurosaki: But did y'all look at the graph?
Gascitygaming: Whelp now i'm no longer a patron.... :P
kumatsu: Alright Adam you've done it, cancelling my subs
JadedCynic: thank you, ben :D
Blythus: Yes that is exactly where the line is
Juliamon: I can't ban the streamer, he's broadcasting
Blakemcm: hard wall like that grampussy
matthaus_c: doing the lord's work
noa2828: This is an official cease and desist
Zalthia: Hey, some coins can stay! As long as they have a cool design on them! @noa2828
kaijub3ast: "let's nope" indeed
BrindleBoar: isn't it bad enough that GILF is an acronym? why'd you have to go further?
magresta: this is what happens when the stream goes past 8
itira: Adams popping off tonight lol
JadedCynic: ZING
MegaDosX: You're not wrong Ben
saucemaster5000: grampussmussy
LostThePirate: LRR After Dark
Lyropithic: Real gremlin hours
magresta: canonical gremlin hours
Pteraspidomorphi: Reminds me of Desert Bus after the last planned hour
noa2828: My egg creams!
DudelidouX: any flare left?
korvys: 🐀
magresta: LOL great clip
Ferisar: the boys to the rescue
Zalthia: no
noa2828: Honey mussy
noa2828: Yes
HadesLeprechaun: Let's Nopussy, the time after scheduled Lets Nope scheduling
SnackPak_: correct
noa2828: Good talk
betweenmyself: Some say that if you listen carefully, you can still here Adam and Ben asking if anybody did QA for this game… riffYeti
saucemaster5000: rulesussy
matthaus_c: smells like a double standard to me!
kaijub3ast: asked and answered, counselor, no further questions
gualdhar: grampussy isnt' delicious
Gascitygaming: honey mussy granpussy?
itira: good question, next question
Ferisar: khhhh
serramarkov: But making rules is fun!
JadedCynic: actually I found a honey dill sauce that's really nice
BrindleBoar: grey poupussy
goombalax: Ben's Rule 1: Ben doesn't make the rules
Zalthia: Adam why
Scy_Anide: I'm ready for that "meme" to die.
Kaorti: did someone say double stussy?
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon how do we get your more powah
noa2828: Poutinussy
Ferisar: 20 minutes past 8 and all they can do is say -ussy
JadedCynic: "Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupussy?"
itira: have you ever throught of not leaning on that particular arm, there Adam?
Gascitygaming: Pasta Putinussy?
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic SIR
TheWarDoctor8: So.... does this whole thing get passed up by the highlight reel, or become the *entire* reel?
HadesLeprechaun: buy a new chair with all that "ussy" money
saucemaster5000: dying too mussy
JadedCynic: @Ferisar what are you talking about? I'ts 12:53
itira: Its passed Adams bedtime LUL
noa2828: Dying to the parasitussy
DudelidouX: go around the big room trying to find a flare or heal?
Zu_o: Give it to Ian, make him fix it
Gascitygaming: Fetuccini Alreussy
Zu_o: "PAY FOR BEEJ'S MISKATE HORNER"
JadedCynic: nah, it's like folding your fingers the 'wrong' way - it just FEELS wrong
kumatsu: I probably should be in bed, 7 am flight tomorrow ResidentSleeper
Gascitygaming: fettucini alfrussy*
LostThePirate: These are two good lads who don't stay up into degen hours
itira: thems some tight corners
thraximore: nothing personnel
rudemanndious: Lol
betweenmyself: *Adam leans on the other arm, falls off the chair and no-clips down to the subocean*
KelevaStreams: the difficulty really ramps the heck up
noa2828: my egg creamussy!
Gascitygaming: there's nothing wrong with finishing later, just putting it out there
thraximore: it's NEVER one kobold
saucemaster5000: sounds koboldussy
magresta: kobolds love traps + are best in caves
MegaDosX: You got jebaited by a kobold
thraximore: what if you noclip into outer space though
Mysticman89: sllip through the planet and end in the blackness of space
Zalthia: Adam the world would be less without you in it.
JadedCynic: I mean, it's almost 8:30 there...but also, they've been at this for three and a half hours
Ferisar: he's the jaboy
Zalthia: So you must stay and suffer with us.
saucemaster5000: it was called "ye jebaited"
JadedCynic: adam's our jaboy
Tiber727: Be enveloped by the Earth's warm, crushing embrace.
Micsig: Jebasted
magresta: back when it was called savidated
Gascitygaming: If a bus is attractive is it just a bussy?
Kramburger: Sounds like the goblin enchanted door trap. Put a sign up at a dungeon door with a simple riddle and telling the party to shout the answer at the door to open it. There's not actual enchantment, but the shouting wakes up the goblins and tells them the danger is coming
Lyropithic: Tricked you with the jabussy
thraximore: maybe they expected all those health syringes to be stocked up
noa2828: I'd like to go out exactly this way: Choose a target I know deserves to die, get one of those flying squirrel suits, and take us both out with a human torpedo act at terminal velocity
itira: hahahahaaaa
saucemaster5000: or talk up
SnackPak_: so rude
magresta: LMAO
Blythus: Jesus ben hahahahahah
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
AkiraBalance27: LUL
Juliamon: ButButTheJesus I asked upper management
JuniorRoll: :(
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
thraximore: taigsShame okay
Ferisar: yes sir
SnackPak_: finally someone put us in our place
MAPBoardgames: We've been told
saucemaster5000: alright, We'll listen to wheeler but NEVER to you
DudelidouX: with the crossbow you could go around the big room to find good ammo and heals
matthaus_c: his husband doesn't even know he's gay!
MegaDosX: Ben can't tell me what to do, he's not my real dad
itira: LUL
Blythus: How does addquote work? Haha
Teslamat: arcusLUL
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: yeah, that scans
thraximore: taigsPOG
itira: so smrt
kaijub3ast: just gonna close that up real quick
matthaus_c: clutch
thraximore: :u
AkiraBalance27: dont even need ammo
Fanklok: "What do you mean I've been kissing a gay guy?" -Kiefer probably
Ferisar: WHAHHH
itira: foosies
Ashton: The jukes!
thraximore: WOOOOOO
rudemanndious: Nice
serramarkov: Pro gamer!
thraximore: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Hey! Green herbs
magresta: yo they cheated
magresta: actual bs
rudemanndious: 🫣
kaijub3ast: clutch
thraximore: umbraHYPERS
saucemaster5000: thank you adam
Lyropithic: They sure Ad their Qs
noa2828: 1 bullet, 1 parasite, 7/10ths of a man
itira: oof
thraximore: @JadedCynic huh, that's an interesting idea
thraximore: the opposite of horizontal
noa2828: up
PenanceRPG: yeah this is the bit that finally made me give up after an hour
SK__Ren: Difficulty Cliff
saucemaster5000: up and down
KelevaStreams: the difficulty curve becomes a cliff
Ferisar: game just switches dimensions
Ferisar: becomes a sidescroller
TheWarDoctor8: The dificulty curve went straight up
magresta: mid diff
thraximore: glad I could help umbraUWU
Tiber727: Towards or away from the direction of gravity.
AkiraBalance27: orthogonal to horizontal really
matthaus_c: dilf bitterent
prince_infidel: benginDab
CataclysmicReverb: @SK__Ren That guy's got good intentions, but he's such a JERK
kaijub3ast: bill dipperlyyyyyy
saucemaster5000: maybe a dilg
rudemanndious: Boom goes the dynamite
thraximore: a stronk
noa2828: such a dilt
Mattmitchell45: Dilfer Dizza
Gascitygaming: Shame about Scott Adams
JadedCynic: duilt bifferent, indeed
noa2828: I've seen that porno
rudemanndious: No
thraximore: tried to do two things at once
Ferisar: schrodinger's QA team
irenrose: 20 minutes huh?
thraximore: @irenrose shhhh
irenrose: Ah yes the academic 20 minutes
thraximore: Mizzizizi also made a game called Wrought Flesh, which is supposed to be horror as well
thraximore: It looks SICK
thraximore: or, is that the other game
JadedCynic: @thraximore well with a title like that, I should HOPE it's a horror game ;)
thraximore: he's made a few
im_da_real_groot: Do you guys remember the strictly worse cube from the series Friday Nights???? well I built something worse I built the misprint cube Mwahahahahaha
Gascitygaming: So Rancor?
KeytarCat: earnestly difficult
xantos69: Hate to see it.
HadesLeprechaun: it's funny, cuz I think it's hard if you're trying to make constant progress like a streamer, but if I was playing by myself it'd be super slow but easy
Zalthia: I think it would be better if those nibble dudes died after they hit you
im_da_real_groot: @Gascitygaming No like legit misprints i open in packs
thraximore: :V
Ferisar: LOOL
Teslamat: @thraximore Wrought Flesh is more a first person shooter biopunk
JadedCynic: *starts breathing again*
adept_nekomancer: He was like, "oh, you're reloading? I'll come back in a bit." Such a polite rat.
kaijub3ast: oof
Gascitygaming: noice!
rudemanndious: Burnem
thraximore: thank goodness for the one vaccine syringe
Mysticman89: murder is always an answer
Saintnex: The inclusion of the predator feels soo unesscesqary
noa2828: Imagine seeing a dude with no legs, 1 arm, strapped to the nines fucking scuttling down the hall at you
Saintnex: Unnecessary :p
Mattmitchell45: They helped you open the Medkit!
thraximore: oh does he
saucemaster5000: can we ban adam if he's wrong?
magresta: either hes right or itll be hilarious, a win win
PenanceRPG: oh he attacks when your reloading...
JadedCynic: smoooth
thraximore: nice shots
kaijub3ast: did the teleporting one kill a different enemy right there?
kaijub3ast: oh, the egg things burst open, I see
rudemanndious: Flare the last part
thraximore: @rudemanndious no falres
irenrose: @kaijub3ast Yes, the teleporting thing seems to do friendly fire
thraximore: flares*
Teslamat: @rudemanndious out
Blythus: This game looks like it requires insane mouse precision. I would definitely not be able to play this
Ferisar: i think you can
thraximore: he killed the last one
matthaus_c: we killed the first one we encountered, should be possible
thraximore: looks like he buggered off
itira: nope! D:
AkiraBalance27: maybe there are just two in different areas
Blythus: It must be like Mr X in resident evil
Blythus: You can stun him to get away for a short time
rudemanndious: 😂
matthaus_c: hive mommy
kaijub3ast: yeah, I thought this was gonna be the twist
itira: tickle tickle
kaijub3ast: stayin late at work communing with the hive
F1SHOR: this sure is a thing ive walked into...
matthaus_c: RIP Pravi
JadedCynic: called it
saucemaster5000: pop off queen
aClonedPickle: "they asked and said please" "oh okay that's reasonable"
JonnyGlitched: You're not half the man you used to be
kaijub3ast: damn bruh
Zalthia: is this Micheal laws?
kaijub3ast: get his ass
itira: oooo burn
saucemaster5000: no legs
thraximore: maidenless???
magresta: damn chill
BrowneePoints: k plot lost me
Lyropithic: Well yeah, he's at ground level with all of 'em
kaijub3ast: maidenless behavior
AkiraBalance27: "amoral unethical" says the person who let the parasites free
adept_nekomancer: "No room for a compass... I've got 4 guns!"
matthaus_c: gender!
Lysander_salamander: heading into metal gear territory
MAPBoardgames: I let all of the evil parasites out, but you're the immoral one
BrindleBoar: get that bossy
ThorSokar: She can Teleport?!
lazermeow: what a way to cut the legs from under him.
Teslamat: Luce, Lord of Parasites
thraximore: taigsVibe
kaijub3ast: shmoovement!
JadedCynic: blood soaked floor
itira: did they give you a skateboard? lol
Saintnex: As opposed to the one who just unleashed hell lol
TheWarDoctor8: their tethered
thegitrogsquirrel: skate board on locked
saucemaster5000: my money's on the greyish character
Juliamon: Luce, you're right, but also, this isn't better??
Blythus: That constant sound in the background is giving me the heebie jeebies
thraximore: oh my lord
thraximore: what a final boss
magresta: @Blythus thats adam dont be mean
Fanklok: Is that a meat slip'n'slide?
itira: so much squelching
saucemaster5000: suddenly flashbacking to the slip n slide jingle "you can run and take a dive!"
Saintnex: Oh right, I remember reading about this in the steam forums, this was apparently really difficult :p
Lysander_salamander: interesting music choices
kaijub3ast: love the music in this game
JonnyGlitched: lo-fi beats to die to
matthaus_c: deadzone overdrive
kaijub3ast: Luce!
MAPBoardgames: Some of the masses are active. the line tells you which
KelevaStreams: shooting with your arm tucked into your chest like that seems like the problem
KeytarCat: @KelevaStreams That's what I see, too
Zu_o: I do NOT like this game noise. blech.
Blythus: Yeah the squelching in the background is very uncomfortable
saucemaster5000: I like the game noise. It's like pouring hot crackling syrup in my ears
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: alright, it's past my bedtime. goodnight spoopy boys, good luck with the meaty slip n slide
Teslamat: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou night
thegitrogsquirrel: this sound track has been solid
ButterBall000: What if flare?
thraximore: no flare ammo
magresta: music vo and horrible squelching sounds are top notch
MAPBoardgames: bottom right
Teslamat: @ButterBall000 out
ButterBall000: Oop
Saintnex: Yea game has been very frugal with what we are given in terms of ammo
thraximore: ooooof
kaijub3ast: so close
saucemaster5000: ludwig hours not approaching now worries
thraximore: oh yeah, this has final boss slathered all over it
JonnyGlitched: How do you cock the barrel of the shotgun with only one arm?
saucemaster5000: by gamig
saucemaster5000: er gaming
kaijub3ast: @JonnyGlitched I'd say very carefully, but Cynte does not seem like a careful man
James_LRR: Hey! It's past your bedtime!
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
matthaus_c: medic!
Juliamon: Uh-oh dad's here
BrindleBoar: perfecting the strat
SK__Ren: At least the pods seem to have fixed spawn locations
SK__Ren: can you imagine if they were aimed?
Ferisar: noooo
kaijub3ast: brutal
JonnyGlitched: what was that?!
Lyropithic: Ruuude
BusTed: the combo
saucemaster5000: #blamejames
Scy_Anide: What, no iframes?
ButterBall000: Final boss, gotta finish
matthaus_c: we must reach completion
Rourke9: I believe!!
saucemaster5000: Solgryn's after this, no worries
kaijub3ast: we take those
Blythus: Actively gaming!
Lysander_salamander: darned rats
Going_Medium: do you have a flare gun still?
kaijub3ast: hahaha
Teslamat: @Going_Medium out of ammo
Mysticman89: 4 hours in, time for midroll ads
BrindleBoar: the boss's second phase is just having to watch a commercial
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magresta: you know whats awesome? the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 out now on PC and console
thraximore: OOOH
BrindleBoar: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
JuniorRoll: Wooooot!
kaijub3ast: lesgooooooo
matthaus_c: YOOO
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitched: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
matthaus_c: GAMING
thraximore: FBtouchdown
AkiraBalance27: phase 2
KelevaStreams: SEEK HEALING
grometty: Wooooooo
Mysticman89: FBtouchdown
itira: horray!
matthaus_c: FBtouchdown
Scy_Anide: Time for phase 2?
LostThePirate: zsrHype
Saintnex: LrrHORN
Going_Medium: FBtouchdown
ThirdGames: FBtouchdown
irenrose: Finally, sleep for Ben
JadedCynic: GOAT THERE lrrGOAT
Saintnex: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rourke9: Yes!!
ButButTheJesus: LEDDDS GOOOO
kaijub3ast: nyoooom
goombalax: whats his endgame
kaijub3ast: lmao
BrindleBoar: cold. blooded.
Teslamat: arcusGG
JonnyGlitched: NO
saucemaster5000: HA!
matthaus_c: she's going to the one place uncorrupted by capitalism
Lyropithic: Art!
JonnyGlitched: BOO
Lysander_salamander: oh!
BusTed: Hit us with the TBC
control_rig: Whaaaat
Lysander_salamander: nice
KelevaStreams: lmaoooo
kaijub3ast: GOTTEM
KWardJenx: What!!!??
LostThePirate: GG
gnomedeplume572: What a BANGER
Blakemcm: game is a perfect 7/10
GhostValv: seabatClap
Ferisar: kinda sick tbh
MegaDosX: Cut to jetski!
thraximore: 👏 well done Mizzizizi
ButButTheJesus: katesHypers katesHypers katesHypers
Blakemcm: beautiful
MAPBoardgames: @matthaus_c SPACE!
dougma: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
prince_infidel: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: to be continued in EnDEUXparasitic
Lysander_salamander: that was cool
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Juliamon: oh shit was the mic in shot the whole time?
Rourke9: Nice!! Cool game!!
DEATHlikescats: Thanks for playing extra long
Lyropithic: Endoparasitic 2: Rearmed and Dangerous
Ferisar: 8/7
goombalax: 8/14
thraximore: @Juliamon for an hour or so
kaijub3ast: great stream
methodical_monk: Solid 7/10
irenrose: @Mr_Horrible Boooo. Hurray, but booo
JadedCynic: yeah, apart from the 'harassment' factor, it was a great game
Teslamat: Thanks for the stream
KanisGamesTV: 5/7 not enough water
zpfran: this cynte guy is so evil, but damn if not motivated to see them win somehow
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for the stream!
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible always gotta find an angle sofieSmart
irenrose: Ding
JonnyGlitched: You're looking a bit jaundiced
kaijub3ast: blurryboi
JonnyGlitched: liver failure?
Bearudite: also mic in shot Kappa
matthaus_c: Adam's been out of focus for 7 years
CataclysmicReverb: Dingle the what...?
thraximore: slightly green-screened
Mr_Horrible: new cryptid: Fuzzy Adam
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
niccus: adam has evasion active
Robot_Bones: Adam has been ascending to a new plane
GhostValv: benginO7
thraximore: umbraHey
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun! o/
matthaus_c: PPR into DB
MAPBoardgames: !venga
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itira: oh damn
JonnyGlitched: yikes
ThorSokar: that's a YIKES
AkiraBalance27: what
kaijub3ast: hmmmmm.
matthaus_c: holy bus
Blythus: Oh
Juliamon: uh oh
underhill33: ooh boy
Bearudite: womp womp
irenrose: Hmmmmmmmmm
LostThePirate: Welp
kakmize: oh no
Mr_Horrible: oh god you have a PPR a WEEK before DB???
niccus: card's not on the table
Mr_Horrible: jeeeesus
JadedCynic: or NOT on the table yet ;)
DeM0nFiRe: well, cards not on the table that is the prob lem
Spritz_T: i've got a copy if you can make the trip to minnesota
Juliamon: !bro
LRRbot: The Brothers' War PPR will be on 4 November 2022! More details: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgG0LpOaUAE552S.jpg
Mr_Horrible: The Brother Swar
DeM0nFiRe: BRO
kaijub3ast: Rockadoodle slaps
Juliamon: !homestream
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itira: you arnt in the same room are you :o
GhostValv: seabatClap
Bearudite: got the stream JAundice
Mr_Horrible: Dental plan!
JadedCynic: green screen is a little un-keyed
Blythus: Maybe it's because the mic is in shot?
JadedCynic: I bet it was WHEELER ;)
Micsig: could be lighting?
Mr_Horrible: Moonbreakers very clever by having really cool models that they don't need to animate
GhostValv: benginO7
ThorSokar: byyyyyyeee
matthaus_c: thanks for the extra long stream boys!
KWardJenx: Thank you!
Blythus: Byeeee!
itira: goodnight everyone!!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
LostThePirate: zsrSleep