TemporallyAwry: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Heroic Brew!
TimIAm: !next
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NewtyNewts: !next
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ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: scissor-lift mouth treasure
ihlendrax: …what…?
ihlendrax: !next
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Juliamon: oh good, we're already at the point where people don't know what that refers to
Juliamon: I thought for sure it would take longer
ihlendrax: Eh…it’s also likely it’s a stream/VOD I missed, so it could be just me.
DarkMorford: I know the scissor-lift reference. It's the "mouth treasure" part I'm concerned about.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: All I'm doing is wondering if that is a Neil Cicierega reference, since it mentions "mouth"
saucemaster5000: that is a great sentence to come into the stream to see
Juliamon: It's not mouth treasure, it's treasure you can only reach while in scissor lift mouthful mode.
NewtyNewts: It probably isn't, since you can't say which one of his albums is Mouth Treasure
NewtyNewts: They're all Mouth Treasures
Juliamon: It's a Kirby thing
ihlendrax: Oh yeah…I don’t know Kirby stuff.
ihlendrax: <—— not a gamer LOL!sob
Juliamon: so rather than "scissor lift" "mouth treasure" it's "scissor lift mouth" treasure
DarkMorford: Ah.
DarkMorford: And here I thought it was a reference to Graham's scissor-lift moment.
TemporallyAwry: !soon
saucemaster5000: I don't know if where you put the quotation marks makes it any better
LordZarano: !next
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saucemaster5000: moviebob
Shadowsoflife: lrrHEART
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Earthenone: lrrSIG
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NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: oh my cats
AngelicKnighthood: Perfect timing lrrSIG
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GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
TehAmelie: i look at the LRR tab for the first time in approximately 10 hours and IMMEDIATELY we get signal
AllTheWeasels: lrrSIG
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kusinohki: playfr3Hello
TheManaLeek: Oh heck yeah, this is one of the best party games
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Fruan: Wait a minute, it's not Zeta Shift yet!
Loonatic93: One of the biggest negatives about actually enjoying your job and place of employment. Having to take sick days because of a nasty cold hits oh so much harder.
mitomanox: yassss
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for AFK! is the whole LRR Crew on the same Wavelength? Tonight we find out! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgmO1jFaMAAbrfY.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1587958682683592706
Loonatic93: But hey... I get to watch this!
JocelyneAnne: Hope you feel better @Loonatic93
Heckhoundbolt: If Beej or Ian are on this episode, it is going to be interesting
mitomanox: the whole lrr crew?
TehAmelie: this is a turn of events almost as unexpected as when i was nine and went to my parents for comfort when i had a fever and found them having sex
saucemaster5000: colds are never fun, take care!
TehAmelie: but also much more positive
Metric_Furlong: WaveLRRngth?
Mazrae: I'm so glad that my work has me working in the morning I've been able to watch live more often
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saucemaster5000: let's hope you learn less tonight @TehAmelie
Loonatic93: Thanks all. Also, crossing my fingers that it is only just a particularly nasty cold. I am gonna head to Urgent Care if it persists tomorrow.
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TehAmelie: i would hope i learn more, but without the bathing suit area action
public_key_reveal_party: I am shamelessly going to be watching lrr to distract myself from the dumpster fire that is my life right now, wooo lrrFINE
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SpicyNapalm: 52 months, finally the one year! been a turbulent one, here's to a better year two!
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Metric_Furlong: @TehAmelie I think Ian's still banned from talking about ass-eating so we should be safe?
JonnyGlitched: Wow just in time!
NewtyNewts: Here we go!
saucemaster5000: just talking about it though
JonnyGlitched: Hi everyone!
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Metric_Furlong: hey JonnyGlitched
TehAmelie: there are so, so many sex thiings left for Ian to talk about. but i'm almost sure he is not anyone in chat's dad so
BusTed: Evening all.
Nigouki: aww, the spooky intro is back in the LRRvault
Diabore: clean shave nelly!
BITs19_: hello!!
Fanklok: Nelson has been smoothened
Heckhoundbolt: @TehAmelie He will find something else to talk about easily and it will be just as strange
TehAmelie: hello!
Metric_Furlong: oh no
Loonatic93: Hey Coach, Sans Beard!
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
BusTed: 🤔
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
gibbousm: wait, how long has Nelson been clean shaven?
JonnyGlitched: I thought Molly was required for this game? lrrBEEJ
ihlendrax: …I’m concerned.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrNELSON , lrrIAN , lrrBEN , lrrWHEELER , lrrKATHLEEN , and lrrMATT !
PMAvers: Wavelength: It's the game with THE DIAL
laundreydhull: weh!?
NewtyNewts: The chewing~!
Earthenone: !paul
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
TheWooglie: hello
laundreydhull: clap u fools!!!
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] My ass-mastication moratorium is over!
LRRbot: New quote #8302: "My ass-mastication moratorium is over!" —Ian [2022-11-02]
TehAmelie: PUAL
NarishmaReborn: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
JocelyneAnne: Paul!
underhill33: there it is
corpocracy: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
TehAmelie: i mean, hi Paul
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SoaringDragon42: Yay!
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PharaohBender27: Oh, and lrrPAUL !
JonnyGlitched: hi
NarishmaReborn: the bingle is up!
JocelyneAnne: Paul's "Hello" hits like the Stardew Valley clap. Just perfect.
saucemaster5000: tingle your wingle
Fanklok: Should we even dingle the bingle if we're in public?
Diabore: not allowed to dingle the bingle in november ben
TheOtherTrevor: First round
GhostValv: :O
BusTed: It was round 7 for me.
GhostValv: the funniest one was the first one :)
letfireraindown: Round 3.5
SnowBuddy18: round 17 was the best
JonnyGlitched: ACAB
laundreydhull: when Ian did &/or said the thing...!!
terracottageek: brought to you by viewer's like you just like Sesame Stret
TehAmelie: do fingle the pingle in a way that is acceptable to the public
A_Catastrophic_Success: Oh no! I bungled the dungle! What do?
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Metric_Furlong: man, round pi was something else
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 3rd round at the clutch!
SpicyNapalm: damn did not expect the JFK Judy Hope's comic to be referenced on LRR...
SnowBuddy18: no cup
Earthenone: its a molly special
PharaohBender27: Oooh, lrrKATHLEEN 's got an undercut again!
BITs19_: oh shit they played this on desert bus?
NarishmaReborn: z e t a
PMAvers: Molly comes barreling through the door. "Time for prompts!"
NimrodXIV: Bus Is Coming
airylan: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 12 Nov 02:00 PM PST (9d, 21:49 from now)
Heckhoundbolt: oh god, desert bus is next week
SnowBuddy18: yay and also terrifying
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saucemaster5000: love this game
BrowneePoints: Look at this amazing wonderful group of folks. Oh wow that's a VERY smooth Nelson. He looks so official
laundreydhull: Or when Ben did Ben dirty into Ben against Ben...
PharaohBender27: @Heckhoundbolt The bus comes!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I should probably start doing that
Dog_of_Myth: Go Team Akki Hermit
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Ugh_Sunlight: oh no I guess I need to start shifting my schedule then for my vst shift
mitomanox: HA! only 4 out of 7 seven people are bearded tonight
BrowneePoints: Paul, take care of yourself Young Man! *mother hen pose*
TehAmelie: oh boy i am pumped for Desert Bus
TehAmelie: Ben "numbers are a spectrum" Ulmer
thraximore: oh this game!
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KaleidoscopeMind: wait this isn't zeta
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BrowneePoints: Oh! This is like that JackBox game y'all played!
TehAmelie: we all know we strive to be mostly harmless
NarishmaReborn: earth
arcaneIllumination: What was going on the other side?
Earthenone: what?
Earthenone: ohh
TehAmelie: she said, someone who will turn 42 in two weeks
mitomanox: @TehAmelie aggressively harmless
NarishmaReborn: mostly harmless
PharaohBender27: Mawp
ButButTheJesus: i'd say its harmless
DarkMorford: MAWP
JonnyGlitched: ow
matthaus_c: mawp headphone users
underhill33: halp
saucemaster5000: loving the rubbing
terracottageek: not drinking coffee can be very harmful
BrowneePoints: I THINK Ian's Jacket attacked his mic
BrowneePoints: ope it was Nelson's
Fanklok: For once it wasn't Wheeler's mic
matthaus_c: Ian's jacket attacked Nelly's mic
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KBKarma: Woo, one year birthday!
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BrowneePoints: Ian's Vest, in the Conservatory, with the Nelson Cannon. Wait we aren't playing Clue?
SaxPython: @BrowneePoints Vincent Price, in the Basement, with the Vat of Acid
TehAmelie: i like that my dad Douglas Adamsed out about me turning 42. he's pretty much in the top 1% of human beings i would expect care about Douglas Adams
matthaus_c: press turns!
Metric_Furlong: activate the jazz
TehAmelie: *not
matthaus_c: Nelly is crisp and smooth like the jazz
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Nelly is shorn! Looks good
Earthenone: free points? in this economy?
KBKarma: @TehAmelie Well, it is The Answer.
Fanklok: Is ther a jazz button?
TehAmelie: The Guide says so
BrowneePoints: I freaking love Jazz. Chat, if you're ever stressed out and desperately need to calm down, Lounge or Acid Jazz is SO good for that
matthaus_c: which of the three new albums, Matt?
BrowneePoints: also newest King Gizz is Changes
KBKarma: Team 2 - Team Mirror?
KBKarma: It reflects all of you
saucemaster5000: chickens running up that hill
Earthenone: yeah i dont know, brutalisim?
LordZarano: Ice Death Planets Mushrooms and Lava?
HbombAndFriends: Mathleener
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tinysuze2342: wavelength is great, have some monies I can actually spare, love and hugs/high fives to all
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BrowneePoints: Changes was the one that came out last week @LordZarano
TehAmelie: Dave McKean's comic book Cages is my favorite jazz tune
MAPBoardgames: Upward downers is pretty good
Shadowsoflife: Team pup n suds
JonnyGlitched: Nelly you're looking good! Is the clean shave new?
BjjBrain: team hot topic
betweenmyself: Team Not the Movie Chicken Run
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
SaxPython: @Shadowsoflife FBtouchdown Soul Skaters FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: Team Cola
BrowneePoints: Team Raid Shadow Legends
Zaraka00: Team What's in it for Us
korvys: Team Sell Out Available
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Cursed
BITs19_: I've been binging old episodes of FU"T and all I can think of right now is Team "Long, Pork"
JonnyGlitched: Team Metamucil
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife :D
BrowneePoints: @Dog_of_Myth LUL
betweenmyself: Team LD50
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TehAmelie: i'm on team praise Kathleen for playing Butterfly Soup that time ojn stream and di you know the sequel just came out?
NewtyNewts: Team Thing Not Working Even After You've Thumped THem
azidbern95: ah yes, hold it up to your mic to make an immersive experience! LUL
KBKarma: Team Midwest Emo?
TehAmelie: i can spel words
sfn____: Open it all the way!
ButButTheJesus: all the way!
saucemaster5000: open it all the way ulmer
KBKarma: All the way!
Earthenone: open more streamer!
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TehAmelie: you can's have too many adjectives
EmpressTila: This feels like background music from a Peanuts special.
TehAmelie: Hemingway started the school of no writing adjectives, and look how he ended up
saucemaster5000: it is very vince guaraldi
YeetTheRich_: how much soup are we talking about
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inconsideratehat: Aww, I missed my champagne subversary by 2 months
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matthaus_c: how many Adam Drivers are around this soup
KBKarma: Ulmer!
TehAmelie: 0 kelvin is just a theoretical possibility, good science guys
BrowneePoints: About as hot as the content from LoadingReadyRun!
KBKarma: Space isn't cold?
betweenmyself: I mean surface of the sun isn’t that hot when viewed on the “heat continuum”
NewtyNewts: I'm at SOUP
JadedCynic: I dunno, I've had some hot soup
DeM0nFiRe: All soup is approximately 1 AU away from the sun
Pteraspidomorphi: No one said it had to be a linear scale
saucemaster5000: what kind of soup?
YeetTheRich_: eating soup that's way too hot just to feel something
TehAmelie: space is a vacuum. it doesn't have anything in which for temperature to happen
EricTheOrange: Penalty point. Team Open for Sponsership gets a penalty kick.
JadedCynic: melt a plastic spoon
NewtyNewts: I can't find any clothes at soup.
BrowneePoints: "How Close to the Surface of the Sun is Soup"-Paul Saunders November 2nd, 2022
Shadowsoflife: what do you mean your at soup
emberBecky: I would assume the continuum would be "temperatures possible for soup"
ContingentCat: 0 Kelvin
ButButTheJesus: @matthaus_c spoon-feed me, you towering source of nutrition!
TheWriterAleph: O Kelvin, My Kelvin
Fanklok: !findquote soup
NewtyNewts: @NewtyNewts BUS YOUUUU
matthaus_c: NICE
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
control_rig: @DeM0nFiRe That was an amazing joke
TehAmelie: "a little bit colder than the surface of the sun" is my dream environment
JonnyGlitched: the pencil reminds me of Firefox for some reason
BrowneePoints: It's like the sound a zip tie makes. IT's a nice asmr
KBKarma: @NewtyNewts BUS YOU!
PMAvers: Yeah, up to interpretation of the person giving the clue. Hence why you have to be on their... Wavelength...
Alex_Frostfire: Playing "hot or cold" with hot or cold.
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TehAmelie: let's be reasonable about this. how hot would you imagine a bread bowl of soup is?
Metric_Furlong: common frame of referece?
NewtyNewts: I know Ian is fond of a piping-hot gazpacho
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BrowneePoints: Probably let people cheat on dialing it in
SnowBuddy18: what about people with hot dogs for fingers?
the_tutorial_boss: this music choice tho
TehAmelie: nothing's more reasonable than the bread bowl
AllTheWeasels: @TehAmelie now I really want a bread bowl of soup
saucemaster5000: look, one game resulted in six deaths and four brain injuries
Loonatic93: Michael Jackson's Bad vs. Better Than Ezra's Good.
JonnyGlitched: music is a vibe
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie yeahhhhh
PharaohBender27: Ewwwwww
control_rig: Ewwww
JadedCynic: Bring back breadbowls, Tims!
TehAmelie: mmm
saucemaster5000: if it's a french dip I'm in
matthaus_c: is it soggy with water, orrr
Heckhoundbolt: Roll for sandwich
BrowneePoints: Some sandwiches should have slightly soggy bread, most shouldn't
TemporallyAwry: Soggy enough it's still a sandwich though - there's a point it becomes soup.
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ninja_theory_ashrams: toast your buns, people
PharaohBender27: I once had a sandwich with soggy bread on one side - I just threw that slice out and ate an uncovered sandwich
NewtyNewts: This sandwich notably ISN'T a bread bowl
ShaneLeeAtk: French Dips, though
JonnyGlitched: sloppy burger isn't the same as wet sandwidge
Fanklok: two day old hoagie from the high school fundraiser has the right mount of soggy
BrowneePoints: Chopped Cheese, French Dip, Cheesesteak, all should be a BIT wet
Heckhoundbolt: @TemporallyAwry Sandwich is VERY FAR from being a soup
saucemaster5000: ^
Juliamon: And then there's me, where if the bread's at-all toasted it will scrape the shit out of my mouth so it has to be soft to damp
TehAmelie: the soggy, blurred line between sandwich and soup is the worst no man's land in the history of warfare
betweenmyself: Chat: do you prefer bread that is slightly too soggy, slightly too damp or slightly too moist? riffThink
control_rig: Unless it's like been recently dunked in tomato soup on a cold day. But even then, the part you hold with your hand should NOT be soggy
Dog_of_Myth: Good Italian Beef is also would be wet
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I feel you there, I love cronchy sandwiches but sometimes my mouth is mad. (same with doritos)
Earthenone: how close is a slightly soggy sandwich to death
JadedCynic: we're planning to 'celebrate' the first snowfall tomorrow with soup and grilled cheese <3
JonnyGlitched: Team Chicken obvs has no sensory processing issues
SaxPython: NotLikeThis KomodoHype NotLikeThis
AllTheWeasels: Learning lots of things
Strebenherz: I was confused on how this was a party game, I am no longer confused
TehAmelie: why do we feel there's such a big difference between wet meat and succulent meat?
Strebenherz: This is a game of a dial, and BETRAYAL
KBKarma: @TehAmelie A succulent Chinese meal?
TemporallyAwry: @TehAmelie I'm unhappy with that sentence. lrrSPOOP
sirspate: next Live going to have a wet sandwich eating contest?
Fanklok: Doesn't Ian eat peanut butter and onion sandwiches?
BrowneePoints: Wheeler is right though, if it's supposed to be a crisp(non hot/steamed sandwich) soggy bread ruins the whole shebang
terracottageek: slightly soggy sandwich bread would be worse than walking in on Donald Trump in the shower but only slightly
Fanklok: I think that invalidates any sandwich opinions
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Strebenherz: Sir I would like a Moist sandwich please
JadedCynic: @Fanklok agreed
saucemaster5000: now I just really want a french dip it's been ages
ContingentCat: A soggy sandwich of anthrax would be worse
Ryenji: the scale is always relative
betweenmyself: @tehamelie try to avoid lunch meats that grow wetter over time… No sweating bologna please
JadedCynic: read the person
LemonOnRye: LUL
Strebenherz: HAAH
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh god
matthaus_c: LMAO
TehAmelie: see meat just needs to have the right "kind" of wetness and oh dear this is a sex thing now
BjjBrain: LOL
EricTheOrange: HAH
NewtyNewts: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
saucemaster5000: what a clue!
Earthenone: from dragonball or dragonball Z?
ninja_theory_ashrams: catered
Ryenji: LUL
SaxPython: lol
NarishmaReborn: i mean, he could beat up most of the humans on earth
Loonatic93: Yamcha compared to regular human... Still dissapointing.
Metric_Furlong: DBZ is pretty baby, to be fair Kappa
Heckhoundbolt: Not even that is true
ninja_theory_ashrams: cratered*
Pteraspidomorphi: Is he?
matthaus_c: the weakest strong person
Strebenherz: Technically Krillin is the strongest human
Heckhoundbolt: Yes
Earthenone: also, is it the baseball episode?
Fanklok: Yamcha is like the fifth strongest human in the world
laikagoat: yes
Orxolon: Krilin
KBKarma: Oh no! Yamcha got Yamcha'd!
Loonatic93: Tien and Krillian are both stronger.
betweenmyself: Yamcha is the jobber of the DBZ universe
Mischievous_Catgeist: great at baseball
LemonOnRye: He could sorta keep up in the first season of Dragon Ball. Not DBZ though
BrowneePoints: True. He's the strongest non powered Human
CururuGuasu: Still probably in the top 5 humans
Robot_Bones: I don't know what this Yamcha is but it sounds disappointing
TehAmelie: Yamcha is stronger than Krillin, right? those are the two guys
EricTheOrange: Yamcha is probablt the second weakest of the "Z warriors"
korvys: like, 20%
spurius: how much to the left can you go?
the_tutorial_boss: strong to weak nuclear force
control_rig: Zero
EikoandMog: Waaay down there.
Dog_of_Myth: PAUL
Nigouki: even weaker emotionally
IbunWest: Yamcha has none of that
raulghoulia: stronger than Chaozu
NarishmaReborn: lower for emotional
BrowneePoints: Yamcha was a legit badass in Dragon Ball and became clap fodder
control_rig: Absolute zero
Loonatic93: @EricTheOrange Behind Chouzu?
Metric_Furlong: DBZ, the emotional journey
Cavemanhar: still would be all the way to the left
CururuGuasu: Even worse
airylan: well, funniest round so far
Heckhoundbolt: Yamcha is one of the weakest characters in dragon ball z who is not just cannon fodder
control_rig: Yeah
KBKarma: Chaotzu can self destruct.
EricTheOrange: @Loonatic93 I was thinking Yajirobe
TehAmelie: Yamcha does get married to someone i think
Fanklok: Yamcha is atleast good in fighting games
MrPhlip: he's a strong human in a universe where humans are outclassed by essentially everyone else
Mazrae: what about dbza
SolarBlitz1: Yamcha is as strong as a soggy sandwhich
matthaus_c: Yamcha has good mouthfeel
azidbern95: when Merin left, she took my money but when Bulma left you, she took her money! - Krillin
Cephallope: He's good at baseball tho
LemonOnRye: Yamcha got Yamcha'd!
NarishmaReborn: he has fun named moves
TehAmelie: women? in Dragonball? well, there are wives
CururuGuasu: Is better than farmer with gun
Pteraspidomorphi: SolarBlitz1: Perfect description
BrowneePoints: Krillin is Canonically the strongest Human in the World
Loonatic93: @EricTheOrange Hey! He cut Veggies Tale! (waka waka.)
EricTheOrange: @Loonatic93 chaotsu went to king kais planet at least
TheOtherPenn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
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Ukon_Cairns: objectively he's stronger than everyone in the room right now, he just has the misfortune of spending a lot of time in the room with gods and angels and what not.
ninja_theory_ashrams: yamcha has won a tournament
LemonOnRye: He's good at baseball
Diabore: LUL
gibbousm: Yamcha is like top 8 strongest baseline humans in the series
KBKarma: "He's the guy in the crater". Poor dude.
NarishmaReborn: He does keep showing up
TehAmelie: you know Mr Satan is "canonically" the strongest human
EricTheOrange: Yamcha is really good a baseball
BrowneePoints: and then Toriyama forgot how to write
Fanklok: Yamcha's dramatic finish against Nappa in FighterZ is very good
betweenmyself: I mean Yamcha could take Satan/Hercule… Right?
gibbousm: Mr. Satan is the strongest human who can't use Ki
LinearGif: Worf is delicate, emotionally
control_rig: Yoooooooo!\
matthaus_c: BULLSEYE
BrowneePoints: Yamcha v Hercule would be an even match
sirspate: Draggin' ball sounds like prison slang
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
LemonOnRye: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: wow!
thraximore: 👏
Cephallope: rinacoDAB
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
the_tutorial_boss: WOW
KBKarma: Well. Nailed it!
SaxPython: KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
MrSarkhan: Holy shit
ButButTheJesus: OH SCHNAP
PharaohBender27: Dang
SaxPython: Pure Yamcha
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
matthaus_c: Ben is on the same wavelength as Yamcha
control_rig: lrrWOW
EricTheOrange: DBZA is good entertainment
7gorobei: where is Videl on the scale?
SolarBlitz1: The soggy sandwhich!
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BjjBrain: Wheeler!!! How?!!
NonUniqueGuy: Great job Nelly
DeM0nFiRe: Roll credits!
Earthenone: roll credits!
control_rig: Roll credits
terracottageek: witchcraft!!!!
Heckhoundbolt: THEY FIGURED IT OUT
MadWolf1290: Ben got it!
PMAvers: Like, I give Yamcha credit, since he knows he gets outtiered all the time, and yet he still shows up.
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ninja_theory_ashrams: now we know
the_tutorial_boss: drink
AllTheWeasels: That's the name of the moooovie!
BrowneePoints: DBZ Abridged is actually good fun most of the time
matthaus_c: it was a good stream everyon
laundreydhull: Well, Be. said the "Thing".
JocelyneAnne: Paul literally said that 15 seconds earlier lol
LinearGif: Constructive interference
TehAmelie: well they said it, the show is over now
Shadowsoflife: @7gorobei some where
BjjBrain: Magikarp>Yamcha
Spritz_T: there's a dragonball isekai comic where a guy reincarnates as yamcha, but actually trains
PMAvers: He's always willing to *try*.
BrowneePoints: Yamcha is physically outclassed, but has more courage than anyone in the Universe
laundreydhull: I call that O N E win
KBKarma: Everything I know about Dragonball Z, I learned from DBZA.
EricTheOrange: Adam would
JadedCynic: remember - don't read the objective quantity, read the PERSON'S SUBJECTIVE perception of it
Kramburger: Adam's just being contary
Earthenone: adam knows yamcha from the video games right?
Paranundrox: Nelson looking great with that clean shave!
Earthenone: he was actually a good charicer there sometimes
ninja_theory_ashrams: early dbz abridged, has early 2000s shock humor that does not hold up
TehAmelie: Yamcha is like if a Magikarp didn't ever evolve into the super laser fish monster
Kramburger: Yeah, Adam's a fan of 'balanced' Yamcha
BrowneePoints: Like, Krillin can TECHNICALLY go Super Human(Chi-Chi can as well) but they just don't anymore cuz Toriyama, I love you man, but you don't know how to write anymore
TehAmelie: too mean?
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah that was a crazy finish
SaxPython: Agreed Ian
SolarBlitz1: Full on WallRide
notthepenguins: that was absolutely terrifying
the_tutorial_boss: DEJA VU
SaxPython: in 5th gear at Bristol
ArdCollider: 10th to 4th, yes.
DeM0nFiRe: He passed like 5 people and advanced to final round of playoffs because of it too
GDwarble: Literally a Gamecube maneuver, he figured out he could do it playing the Gamecube as a kid
JadedCynic: oh yeah, it's insane
laundreydhull: @earthenone I don't think he needs to. butt ok
ArdCollider: Ross Chastain is everyone's hero.
ButButTheJesus: Vindication for my early Gran Turismo days!
HbombAndFriends: He’s from near where I live.
control_rig: Oh no
Spritz_T: he just beat the guy he needed to advance to the championship
SnowBuddy18: he needed to pass 2 people, got 5 spots
Tangsm: The video of all the dashcam footage with the other drivers reacting was great.
TehAmelie: Panalysts flashback here
HbombAndFriends: Florida Man does GameCube move in NASCAR race.
ninja_theory_ashrams: ooh
korvys: 95%
KBKarma: Oh heck.
NewtyNewts: oooooh
control_rig: 95%
TheWooglie: 100% good
KBKarma: I think that falls on the 85-90%.
Earthenone: its british, so i assume 9/10
EricTheOrange: My last holdout for TV shows was Mythbusters which ended like 7 years ago.
KBKarma: Dunno if 100%.
saucemaster5000: who doesn't like taskmaster?
KBKarma: Monsters.
Heckhoundbolt: You made Askmaster for a reason
LordZarano: 99.9%
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: They're 3 of the 5 colors, Ben
matthaus_c: @Heckhoundbolt Assmaster!
Metric_Furlong: @Earthenone as someone from britain, this reasoning is very funny to me Kappa
TehAmelie: wait Mythbusters is not on TV anymore?
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saucemaster5000: @Heckhoundbolt my uncle
ninja_theory_ashrams: taskmaster for me depends on who the guests are
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @tehamelie Not for about a decade
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I see Jacob is also in the building, and might have been in some filming. The book is behind Kathleen.
NarishmaReborn: the question is would she be the kind of person who is like "this show is terrible but I love it" unlikely the case here, but
flouncy_magooo: The current season is amazing
sirspate: I need to watch the latest season.. Dara..
EricTheOrange: speaking of British Panel shows any update on the panalysts
duckace11: If you look closesly you can see a line item in the LRR budget for wax and a stamp
laundreydhull: @tehamelie Mythbuster was a TV show!? LUL
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
3 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
Shadowsoflife: o/
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
matthaus_c: you're good TV
KBKarma: @ninja_theory_ashrams In my opinion, there's always at least two good contestants on Taskmaster.
TemporallyAwry: penaddHype hiya raiders
TehAmelie: Mythbusters was a real thing? (i actually never watched it, not one episode)
Heckhoundbolt: We are being raided by a trio
matthaus_c: oooooh
Its_VeeBot: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Paranundrox: the soul read!
matthaus_c: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: OH SCHNAP
MrPhlip: duelling bullseyes!
control_rig: OH! Nice
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
terracottageek: these people may spend too much time together
Earthenone: !card timewalk
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kusinohki: I wonder why taskmast has 5 contestants instead of 6 since they have team challenges...
SaxPython: Don't call it a comeback
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EricTheOrange: we can get the cameron mask!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh, I hate that saying... Can we still say "not good tv"
sirspate: put the person who chose in front of the table so the others can't see them?
TemporallyAwry: Or that mask - you know the one.
Earthenone: the palid mask!
Heckhoundbolt: PAPER BAG TIME
NarishmaReborn: get the yamcha mask
El_Funko: bring out the paper bag of dragonball ignorance
Heckhoundbolt: Or Cameron mask
Kramburger: Nelly, it's pronounced 'Yarm-chair'
Fanklok: Don't worry Nelson one of your kids is bound to get into anime then you'll learmn
KBKarma: Oh, Taskmaster is *amazingly* edited.
duckace11: also would help with the Askmaster bits
SolarBlitz1: The current season is really really fun
KBKarma: The camera angles are amazing.
Tangsm: It is very well edited. I can't imagine how much footage they wade through.
KBKarma: Next episode tomorrow!
NonUniqueGuy: Sadly my sister didn't like Taskmaster
SnowBuddy18: Yawgmoth
BrowneePoints: Nelson..Nelson...it's Yarmakl
matthaus_c: @SnowBuddy18 daddy
Orlantia: QI is also great
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AllTheWeasels: @NonUniqueGuy well, we can't pick our families.
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c you called?
Cavemanhar: no cam mask
JonnyGlitched: Plastic bag is fine right?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The number of Demon Slayer Halloween Costumes we had trick or treating this year, Nelly's kids are fated to get into anime
TehAmelie: Secret Hitler, but the chat knows the one facing away from the camera is Hitler? that might be a show, though short lived
ninja_theory_ashrams: currently, I am enjoying "I literally just told you"
korvys: Very much enjoying the latest season
matthaus_c: Unstable <- -> Unfinity
JadedCynic: time for the highlight reel!
EricTheOrange: un what?
MadWolf1290: what?
Heckhoundbolt: lrrJUDGE
YeetTheRich_: the bag has spoken
SymphonicLolita: full left
BrowneePoints: Un-concreted
sirspate: if that bag were slightly more triangular..
Paranundrox: unconcreted I think
corpocracy: was that a haiku?
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c Alexander Clamilton
JadedCynic: "unconcreted boulders on a river shoreline"
LidofLoathing: I came back to... this
korvys: 75%
JonnyGlitched: I mean they've been there for millions of years
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: 30%?
saucemaster5000: was matt just giving us a haiku?
PharaohBender27: :D
KBKarma: Cambot, switch to Rocket Number 9!
ButButTheJesus: heehee
EricTheOrange: what does "un-concreted" mean?
SolarBlitz1: Pyramid Head at Ikea
BrowneePoints: Rectangular Prismhead
laundreydhull: Stable: Coming to a Magic:Arena near you(...!??)
SnowBuddy18: Florida Man Pyramid Head
matthaus_c: @EricTheOrange without concrete
arcaneIllumination: Pretty unstable.
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MadWolf1290: Pyramid Head at home
Haroldholmes25: the fools forgot to take away matt's ability to emote with his hands
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Pyramid head but with the graphics turned down
TehAmelie: [insert Disco Elysium grafitto here]
LinearGif: It's solid as a rock, by definition
EricTheOrange: @matthaus_c well yes but what does that mean in this instance?
TurnedToFrog: Whiterock?
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange not adhered to each other by sedimentary deposits
Fanklok: Matt's cubist reimagining of Silent Hill is compelling but lacks depth
EricTheOrange: @JadedCynic ahh I see
BrowneePoints: Physics makes it stable but the elements make it treacherous
sherlock_olms: LOL We've got pyramid head at home.
saucemaster5000: sure, carve their initials. and nothing else.
duckace11: people just call it ricky now and they don't know why
Barrylocke: Wavelength is great
JadedCynic: erosion is a thing
KBKarma: @duckace11 Ricky don't lose t hat number.
ContingentCat: I think it's a little stable from being sunk into the mud
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: WHAT!?
ButButTheJesus: they're ROCKS! they're stable!
TehAmelie: Sisyphus needs to butt out of every pro-boulder argument
JadedCynic: oh
ContingentCat: ohhhhh those things
Narcuru: rip rap
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oooh~
Narcuru: that's rip rap llo
matthaus_c: truly a Matt chaos
KBKarma: You mean a breakwater?
Barrylocke: I blame the messenger on that
the_tutorial_boss: matt yes
LinearGif: I see what he was going for
JadedCynic: nice throw, Matt! :D
AllTheWeasels: oooh *quiet clapping*
Dog_of_Myth: HAHHA
TehAmelie: is this what they call a throw bag?
EricTheOrange: CLASSIC bag trick.
Barrylocke: as someone who lives near a series of river parks I GET it but....
saucemaster5000: that was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
matthaus_c: choose Yamcha
NewtyNewts: Tag yourself Frodo
Earthenone: im just suprised matt dident go political with that clue :)
Narcuru: also rip rap is terribly unstable when walking on it.
ButButTheJesus: ian :D
SymphonicLolita: LUL
DragonMZ: Thats a good Gollum impression
the_tutorial_boss: wheeler wow
Sibwow: chicken on the rocks is my favorite drink
NewtyNewts: !clipit
TehAmelie: my mind has honestly not been the same since i was informed the ONLY WORDS Legolas says to Frodo in the entire movie trilogy is "and my bow"
grandchickenlord: The instant voice shift is impressive
Heckhoundbolt: LUL
BrowneePoints: that's the leg
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie huh
JonnyGlitched: The two forarm bones are super important
7gorobei: radius ulna
tehfewl: Radius and Ulnar
Graham_LRR: The radius and the ulna?
BrowneePoints: Radius and Ulna
saucemaster5000: is the tibia a mariner?
matthaus_c: ulna deez
ContingentCat: dominant arm though?
NewtyNewts: Adius and Rulna?
public_key_reveal_party: I just broke my tibia the other day haha lrrAWW
JonnyGlitched: You can't rotate your hand without 2 bones
Orlantia: the tibia is in the leg
AveryCorvus: You need them to twist your arm, so pretty important, but they're redundant for raw structure... maybe 60% useful?
BrowneePoints: Ulna goes to Pinky, Radius goes to thumb, and they twist to give structure
KBKarma: What was the clue? I was talking about alcomohol elsewhere.
Earthenone: the ulmer?
BrowneePoints: @KBKarma forearm bones
Orlantia: ulna radius
Graham_LRR: Tibia and fibia are the lower leg
citizen_pain: lower leg = tibia and fibula
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Well like you can live a fairly normal life with 1 arm, if you miss a femur or your skull then
LinearGif: I mean, who needs the hyoid really
duckace11: vague clue with a bag on head sounds like every sherlock homes plot
TehAmelie: AND THEN they have the balls to show Frodo greeting his friends when he wakes up after the end of the quest: Gimli, Aragorn and ?????
ninja_theory_ashrams: less useful than a Heart
saucemaster5000: @Graham_LRR that sounds like a fibia
Gadora: A forearm tibia is pretty useless.
NewtyNewts: My spoonerism got read!
matthaus_c: you can't cast Brainstorm without the radius and the ulna
BrowneePoints: Yep. The way the forearm bones fit in are super neat(one is radial to allow thumb gliding movement) and they cross to give structural strength at different angles!
Pteraspidomorphi: Checks out!
Heckhoundbolt: Its all tied up
SymphonicLolita: bones tend to be useful yes
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: WOW, today I learned I don't value my arms enough
LinearGif: Every bone is sacred
sirspate: arm bones kinda useful to a streamer I guess
matthaus_c: arms are evidently underrated
BrowneePoints: Like seriously chat, look up how the Radius and Ulna work, it's FASCINATING
EikoandMog: I would have said like. Kidney.
Its_VeeBot: The armbone's connected to the... armbone
ButButTheJesus looks up radius and ulna
Fanklok: I use my hands nearly every day
Juliamon: Your hand doesn't work without those bones
SacrificialToast: this all sounds very unpleasant
Heckhoundbolt: I HATE IT
BrowneePoints: Yep. the radius 100% is the reason your thumb works
MrPhlip: man, don't you hate it when your forearm goes flaccid at an awkward time?
matthaus_c: or you could just use a whip
Earthenone: feet would have been a good choice for the content creators
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SymphonicLolita: I broke my arm and I've had problems in my hand/wrist ever since
Paranundrox: you're just describing ARMS
DigitalSeahorse: this the game where everyone breathes into a bag and then shares the air that still in there, like everyone being in a tiny room together
ContingentCat: @MrPhlip thanks I hate it
notthepenguins: yeah but your aim with the backhand would be awful
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ninja_theory_ashrams: Zariel chain hand
Dog_of_Myth: So we would just be like Mantis Shrimp then?
SolarBlitz1: Whacky waving slappable tube man
Paranundrox: they made a while video game about that, Ian
emonotony: @MrPhlip Turns out you can just go "yeah that happens"
Zaraka00: air fryer
TehAmelie: i think i know more than i need to about human anatomy just from printing out some stuff for my cousin who has been studying for four years to be a nurse
BrowneePoints: @MrPhlip makes me think of that scene in Chamber of Secrets where Harry gets his arm deboned. Horrified me as a kid
the_tutorial_boss: very
YeetTheRich_: ooh spicy
JadedCynic: hmmmm
control_rig: Oohhhhhh that's good
NarishmaReborn: very important
DarkMorford: WHEELER
Dog_of_Myth: That's a good one
frank_the_great: Windmill slam underrated!
NarishmaReborn: underrated
Pteraspidomorphi: Useful, but its usefulness is known
Juliamon: every pet owner ever: SLAM UNDERRATED
DigitalSeahorse: BYOB in this game would stand for bring your own bag
Haroldholmes25: this is a man who own pets, very underrated
corpocracy: very important
SymphonicLolita: do you own a pet? if so, underrated
laikagoat: fionLOL
saucemaster5000: weird. that's exactly what the last person said to me before putting a bag on their head
control_rig: half-way into underrated
SaxPython: NotLikeThis CoolCat NotLikeThis
LinearGif: You'd be surprised what else you can clean up with those things
Strebenherz: Underrrated
airylan: 4-pack is more rated than underrated.
ContingentCat: or when you have friends who are extremely allergic like Wheeler does
EikoandMog: Underrated as fuck.
JadedCynic: sartorial appearance
Fanklok: I like Wheeler's Elden Ring cosplay
grandchickenlord: Lint rollers and in conjunction with razors can be used to de pill sheets too.
duckace11: I used lint rollers daily for my Assiotes degree and that was without a cat
ninja_theory_ashrams: wool coat owner, they are good during the time of the year that is coat weather
ContingentCat: by Wheeler's idea of society I think
BrowneePoints: Love Rectangular Prismhead
TehAmelie: is Wheeler being the Butcher? or Mildred?
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Haroldholmes25: LUL
TehAmelie: Dark Souls 1 references!
saucemaster5000: Wheeler is bargain value "let me solo her"
Juliamon: Lint rollers are so important after a hair trim for me, getting all the little splinters off my neck and face saves so much itching
BrowneePoints: Nah that's Ben
saucemaster5000: I'm with wheeler on that one for sure
LinearGif: "You're a man of strong emotions" "ye"
Strebenherz: Juliamon, that's genius and I'm stealing that hack
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I usually just straight-up take a shower after getting a haircut
SquidVorb: portilloLUL
KBKarma: And the VOD was muted.
Heckhoundbolt: Interestingly, it seems like Team Open for Sponsorship is having trouble reading each other but are really good at reading the other team
TehAmelie: i think i have to mentally erase lint from my world in order to live. so kind of a lint roller of the imgination
BrowneePoints: As someone who has long hair and shed, yes, Lint-Rollers are underused
ButButTheJesus: @BrowneePoints I didn't realize they crossed over during rotation. TIL
Sarah_Serinde: If you don't own pets, you don't necessarily think you'll need it...then you encounter a cat, get home, and realize you wish you had one
saucemaster5000: I can think of many uses for a velvet lint glove
matthaus_c: you have to say it with a french accent
KBKarma: Great fishing in Kee-bec.
EikoandMog: Lint roller for the computer desk. Never let it get dirty again.
Haroldholmes25: the velvet revolution was a thing I thought
JadedCynic: woo, I've been called out! :D
BrowneePoints: @ButButTheJesus Yep! Your arm bones crossing over during rotation is SUPER HUGE from an evolutionary advantage standpoint!
NewtyNewts: The Velveteen Lintglove
Earthenone: which streamer?
Earthenone: :P
BrowneePoints: Hi! Brownee ALMOST went to college for Zoology!
control_rig: Hey I appreciated the velvet revolution joke.
NarishmaReborn: james turner
Pteraspidomorphi: Seems easy in this group yeah
ninja_theory_ashrams: yamcha
matthaus_c: Beej <- -> Beej
TehAmelie: i once lived with two younger brothers, two cats and one S:t Bernard. never owned a lint roller
SnowBuddy18: what about rock models?
TheWooglie: Ben and Adam on Let's Nope
Scy_Anide: Lint roller could be a roll model.
Heckhoundbolt: Matt is trying to suppress the laugh for his pun
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no gabyLul
Strebenherz: OH NO
EikoandMog: It's different to Lindt Roller.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
ContingentCat: Hey can we move the card to be in shot?
Juliamon: oh dear
saucemaster5000: oh dear
TheWriterAleph: OOF
ChargingFurret: OH NO
MadWolf1290: WOW
NarishmaReborn: various..... huh
NewtyNewts: Oh noooo
SnowBuddy18: OH NO]
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
MrSarkhan: Ben
matthaus_c: Ben had a good run
NarishmaReborn: various is a word there
MrSarkhan: lrrWOW lrrWOW
the_tutorial_boss: is this an intervention?
JonnyGlitched: Workplace conflict
AllTheWeasels: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG dangerzone
JadedCynic: ben's burning some bridges! lrrWOW
TemporallyAwry: Where does Adam fall on this scale? Kappa
adambomb625: What's this game?
frank_the_great: Bad influence, half way
Earthenone: @adambomb625 Wavelength
misteline: Serge was a project manager?
EikoandMog: Beej?
PharaohBender27: PREACH
JonnyGlitched: If it doesn't, just change the time
Metric_Furlong: @misteline yes, *was* Kappa
sirspate: but .. mail..
TemporallyAwry: Didn't James spend 5 hours on a single puzzle one time?
Goorguy: lrrHEATHER
ButButTheJesus: ben is emoting
jessieimproved: i can taste the indignance
PharaohBender27: LRR works so bussing hard, when you think about it
matthaus_c: various (Kathleen) members
misteline: @metric_furlong LUL
circusofkirkus: insulted or complimented?
KBKarma: The editors are going to put something on the YouTube vid.
TehAmelie: it was my job to walk the Saint Bernard who weighed more than i did and harbored a murderous hate for every other dog he laid eyes on. and now i'm a horror writer
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Haroldholmes25: LUL rip Ben
JonnyGlitched: Was it worth it?
Heckhoundbolt: LUL
sirspate: "Dear doctors LRR, greetings from 1903, I have included a jar of gerkins.."
NonUniqueGuy: Ben, it has been nice knowing you.
damn_i_am_pretty: Man, Ben's quarterly reviews are harsh
JadedCynic: Gonna miss you, Ben
DragonMZ: Who's replacing Ben on Lets Nope
Earthenone: does ben have tenyre?
MadWolf1290: yes, "get" to quit
SquidVorb: oof
matthaus_c: implying you're leaving alive
frank_the_great: They'll wait until after Desert Bus
Fanklok: If Ian hasn't been fired yet I doublt Ben can do anything to get fired
betweenmyself: The prompt was “stir shit and then see who gets defensive”
SymphonicLolita: "take him to vancouver" as in "put him out to pasture"
KBKarma: lrrGRAHAM is in chat as well. So he's probably waiting to see what the answer is.
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks
ContingentCat: 2am can be a great time to get work done it's not necessarily bad time management
KBKarma: Before deciding whether Ben gets to stay.
KBKarma: @Lysander_salamander Hi hi!
TehAmelie: hi Graham!
EikoandMog: THat's what happened to Matt!
matthaus_c: burn-bridging
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie was he otherwise a good boy?
Earthenone: 2 is a win
TehAmelie: oh yes, very good. the cats even tolerated him
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
KBKarma: lrrGRAHAM : Ben can live. For now.
TemporallyAwry: penaddTobywin congrats
NonUniqueGuy: 5 of them get to come back
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: Huzzah
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
SnowBuddy18: tenure!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DarkMorford: PAUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Irsaan: seabatClap seabatClap
damn_i_am_pretty: Paul isn't going to play Wavelength by himself
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
ChargingFurret: PAUL YES
MrPhlip: Paul,
NewtyNewts: Paul!
BrowneePoints: CONGRUITY!
KBKarma: Tenure! Because they got ten points.
JonnyGlitched: Very good Paul
ButButTheJesus: Paul :D
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korvys: I've have been influenced in a good way!
ihlendrax: Savage. -applauds-
WiJohn: Stream comes back, Adam is sitting in Ben's seat
NarishmaReborn: time to get dave in here
Irsaan: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
Fanklok: It will be very funny if Paul is sitting in Ben's seat after the break
Dog_of_Myth: Well played Paul. I'm dying right now. LUL
duckace11: we come back from break and it's just paul and Kathleen sitting there calmly
matthaus_c: does LRR have an army of vat-grown Bens
Heckhoundbolt: lrrBEN_SQ Ben getting Punished
SquidVorb: Where can I buy Bens?
matthaus_c: is that why there are so many Bens
KBKarma: Honestly, I could see them doing that as a bit.
Aarek: just ben in a different shirt
TehAmelie: Ben and Backup Ben and the boys and Kathleen will be back soon
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Mazrae: love the jazzy music
LunchB0x_13: @matthaus_c left overs from the cloning quick rips
saucemaster5000: I think we come back and Ben has no beard
ihlendrax: I mean, there are a surplus of Ben’s after the Ivy Commander deck tech, right?
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 :O
CanvasWolfDoll: well now i have to stick around to see if they do a goof
ninja_theory_ashrams: !db
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LunchB0x_13: @ihlendrax thats the one. thought it was a quick rips for some reason
KBKarma: We come back and it's Ben Soileau.
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
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PharaohBender27: I'll probably still need to leave during break for dinner, but that's why VODs exist
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KBKarma: Sure is!
TehAmelie: i am purposefully reading a book today. man it is hard to focus in the age of computer screen
TehAmelie: s
JadedCynic: I'm enjoying the bg music - assuming it's something royalty-free off like spotify?
SaxPython: ooh I got a local University twitch ad. Good job advertising team.
Juliamon: More likely from Youtube
Juliamon: if it's on Youtube already, less likely to get flagged on a Youtube upload
Radyin: It’s that time of year again: when the upcoming streams schedule doesn’t fill the full page anymore.
codatski: Which I know is true, but seems counter-intuitive
Shadowsoflife: @SaxPython those are weird
TehAmelie: Bradley Rains or BGC are responsible for most of LRR's soundtrack. unless it's public domain
BrowneePoints: These sound like Lounge Jazz Standards but I could be wrong
Juliamon: This is random bgm, TehAmelie
emonotony: We need the giant advertising machine to already know what this thing we're okay to use is, otherwise it'll say it's something else and there's no way to tell it it's wrong. The internet, everyone.
airylan: this track sounds kinda like Cry Me A River
Juliamon: it's not usual LRR stuff
SaxPython: it's a big enough school, so I'm not terribly surprised. Good job understanding their audience
TehAmelie: huh
Decaped: LRR pls license the Tunic Soundtrack, Thank you.
Dog_of_Myth: Paul picked a good track. Good vibe.
BrowneePoints: Sounds like Electric Organ? Could be a Synth, but this sound is VERY peak 60s/70s jazz with Electric Organ(like Mr Roger's Neighborhood)
Juliamon: AFK sometimes gets special royalty-free selections because it fits better
Pteraspidomorphi: I thought Ben picked these
saucemaster5000: Reminds me of this one old bar I'd go to in baltimore where there was always a guy on a piano in the corner kinda whittling away on random jazz standards, not particularily great but having a good time
LoadingReadyRun: Tonight's Music: "No Copyright | Calm Jazz Music | Background Chill | Café Music | Relaxing Work & Study" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVEUcbPkb-c
matthaus_c: this new BGC is a real jam lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: meanwhile, here is the gathering of Ians https://i.imgur.com/LBrW9TP.jpg
ContingentCat: this vaguely vintage tv feeling song fits wavelength well
ContingentCat: whoever picked it
Dog_of_Myth: I assumed Paul did, my mistake.
BrowneePoints: Sounds like this is the final track on the list? Either way ding dang darn my ear is still well trained even though I haven't picked up my Sax in years
Dog_of_Myth: Good job to whomever picked this then.
TehAmelie: i'll admit i have not actually followed the game that we are streaming at all
KBKarma: Ah, the backup Ben.
SquidVorb: Ben2
matthaus_c: everything is fine
YeetTheRich_: i miss other ben
SnowBuddy18: ahh, Ben #7
duckace11: oh man this ben was rushed
the_tutorial_boss: has ben been rebooted?
TehAmelie: by the way Kathleen i like your jacket
KBKarma: Well, could be worse. Could be running on COBOL.
BrowneePoints: This is Margaritaville Ben. Just look at that Shirt
Heckhoundbolt: Ben has been lobotomized for better obedience
matthaus_c: Spongecake Ben
KBKarma: Nerve Staples.
SquidVorb: Ben is running on a mechanical Hard Drive
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TehAmelie: the wheel of feel! ing! s!
MadWolf1290: Blue team has 1 point?
adambomb625: Why does Chicken start with a point?
BrowneePoints: 2nd Team starts with 1 pt
Mischievous_Catgeist: the jazz is brainwashing ben
MrPhlip: Kathleen.exe is processing...
Heckhoundbolt: "It might be cancer"
micalovits: God damn daylight savings switch, missed an hour xD
saucemaster5000: plane to fancy? hmmm
ContingentCat: Ooo very fancy
duckace11: oh man I hated making this
matthaus_c: this is my bag
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TehAmelie: do not click the .exe link, chat. one of these days it will be a hax0r
laikagoat: now im hungry
BrowneePoints: Ah! Rectangular Prismhead
airylan: opera cake and exit
Daedrin: I just got here and this is a heckuva frame.
Loonatic93: Opera Browser?
Loonatic93: Phantom of the Opera Browser Cake?
Alas_Babylon: @Daedrin Two gay dudes talking about coffee and also there's a Kathleen in a bag, emergent gameplay
BrowneePoints: that's an Opera Cake
ButButTheJesus: @BrowneePoints ooooh
BrowneePoints: looks like a Biscuit Joconde with a Mirror Ganache
SnowBuddy18: am I an opera cake?
SymphonicLolita: hmm yeah. that's like an upper middle class cake
Alas_Babylon: We are all, tonight, opera cake
matthaus_c: opera cake cake
Heckhoundbolt: @BrowneePoints If anyone is arguing that is plain, I am disappointed in their decetency
Daedrin: @Alas_Babylon I know he came out on a mulligan don't worry. I just meant that it was a good picture to step in on lol
TehAmelie: hmm yes this is definitely hitting all the diversity points
Alas_Babylon: hehe
ContingentCat: Poor Merchies LUL
Graham_LRR: Murchies is not the mall
BrowneePoints: @Heckhoundbolt It's a fancy cake, but not THAT Fancy
Alas_Babylon: I do agree, it's quite the frame
LackingSanity_: murchies is like a 150 year old tea company, they're not not fancy
saucemaster5000: actual question -- I've only seen rectangle opera cakes. If it's a circle, is it not an opera cake anymore?
DragonMZ: I was in that gundam store the day before yesterday!
NarishmaReborn: for the fancy gundams
constablecrab: Wonder what it’s like to still have a functional mall.
Daedrin: Opera cakes are 78% fancy.
TehAmelie: me, i dream about having an abandoned mall
Shadowner: fancy enough
Heckhoundbolt: no
Boon_33: nope
ContingentCat: I only know about it from GBBO
BrowneePoints: it's like 6 layers
duckace11: yeah it was awful.
Graham_LRR: To be fair, I forgot they had a Murchies outlet at Hillside, but when I think of it, I imagine the downtown location
LunchB0x_13: !telldale
LunchB0x_13: dang
BrowneePoints: "It is made with layers of almond sponge cake (known as Joconde in French) soaked in coffee syrup, layered with ganache and coffee (or Grand Marnier) French buttercream, and covered in a chocolate glaze. Its namesake originates from the layers resembling the levels of an opera house"
TehAmelie: how about a wafer thin parking lot?
offbeatwitch: imagining a gundam store laid out like a colorado weed store
Heckhoundbolt: Now I can imagine someone selling ACTUAL gundam mechs and also selling cakes
ContingentCat: ok I know Victoria doesn't need any more dispensaries, but a place that only sells edibles called Munchies next to Murchies
LinearGif: What is a sandwich? A miserable little pile of secrets!
Grimlai: Gundam cake toppers.
Fruan: I'm trying to find a wording for joking that "gunca" should be the portmantau for "Gundam Cake", but it just sounds filthy no matter what.
JonnyGlitched: you 100% are part of the 1%
saucemaster5000: opera cake again
SaxPython: @LinearGif better not be soggie
duckace11: @BrowneePoints also you know this is fancy because it uses french buttercream
Nigouki: local BC lore
matthaus_c: rate that wood
Metric_Furlong: has Ian been hitting the urban planning section of youtube again?
Heckhoundbolt: Ian stop nodding
Camail: the bag is expressive
ContingentCat: Oh are they actually getting Mid-rise buildings there? Here it's houses or massive condos
offbeatwitch: ian's been listening to WTYPpod again
Alex_Frostfire: Tinker Tailor Build a Condo?
TehAmelie: what is a sandwich? we actually have an answer to this. it is a food-in-bread solution which the Earl of Sandwich would enjoy as a way to eat one-handed whilst indulging in his gambling addition unimpeded
EricTheOrange: wow called shot by ben. I mean I can't dissagree
randombillfolds: 5-over-1 or 5-overdone.
BrowneePoints: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry the Landlord Class
Metric_Furlong: @offbeatwitch go birds?
NewtyNewts: Tinker Tailor Building Buy
Pteraspidomorphi: They need to tape a tablet inside the bag so the person inside can read chat
saucemaster5000: @Pteraspidomorphi please, they're being tortured enough
duckace11: wait we need a reverse of the TV head from DB last year
ContingentCat: @randombillfolds ba-dum tiss
snowb0und: Brutalist Commie blocks with shared kitchens and washrooms are the only moral housing
KBKarma: Right, I think I need to go. Catch yez in the VODs!
TehAmelie: *addiction
citizen_pain: @snowb0und too much concrete, sustainable yurts or nothing
EricTheOrange: Ian OWNED a condo? Ian is a landlord? I guess we can't be friends comrade.
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TehAmelie: maybe it's finally time for the Yort - the yurt that is yours
xantos69: !next
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BrowneePoints: They are made "to muster" but only adequate
Heckhoundbolt: Respectable, but a bad call
spiffinn: owning a condo does not mean renting it out
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie can I eventually pay it off?
AllTheWeasels: nah, go off Ian
damn_i_am_pretty: Five plus One, AKA, the House Petroleum Built
NewtyNewts: Funds show!
citizen_pain: Let's all debate mixed commercial-residential zoning
7gorobei: people said the same thing about NY city brownstones
TehAmelie: oh, nobody ever boys a yort in installments
duckace11: I now need a crapshot of Ian just talking about housing in a fake podcast
matthaus_c: what other unconcreted things do people put on rivers...
Orlantia: steel frame is the only proper way to construct modern western style homes
Metric_Furlong: @matthaus_c boats Kappa
matthaus_c: I like this new Ben's moral lessons
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie immediate ownership, woohoo! in for one
Heckhoundbolt: Cue every single clip of Ian saying something on AFK
saucemaster5000: being true to myself is how I ended up at the top of a redwood with a french horn and ten energy drinks on wednesday morning
duckace11: so Owl house or Winx cub
duckace11: *club
SaxPython: @saucemaster5000 FBtouchdown
Heckhoundbolt: MLP is a bad example
EricTheOrange: so where does Steven Universe sit
notthepenguins: like, troll hunters?
Fanklok: Tween is 11 12
Orlantia: owl house is not tween
asthanius: Or did Matt mean tween animation, as in the animation term
TehAmelie: also, before you get your yort, make sure to get your jorts https://i.imgur.com/i31j8j8.jpg
djalternative: the average disney channel or CN animated show on after school
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Kubo Among the Wonderbeasts 4 eva
Heckhoundbolt: *Me, who is aware of tween shows thanks to cultural osmosis Daner sounds right
BrowneePoints: The only Danger is there for Gay Characters
jessieimproved: this is the She-ra reboot
duckace11: Kathleen describing Owl house exactly
Pteraspidomorphi: Kubo also good
Sibwow: Kipo is good
jessieimproved: owl house rocks
EricTheOrange: All my favorite shows can be silly and serious and do both well. Any show thats silly all the time or serious all the time bores me.
BrowneePoints: Kubo got done dirty in the film community
saucemaster5000: Laika has so many bangers
ninja_theory_ashrams: Kiba, underrated
Haroldholmes25: LUL
NarishmaReborn: ben, this is where you have to use your time on air to convince everyone to watch The Owl House
LoadingReadyRun: Kubo was great, but I meant Kipo
JonnyGlitched: 1312
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints it really did!
TehAmelie: hmm are both Paul and Graham logged in on the LRR account? there should be some jokes about this
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie i'll get my yort made out of jorts
Strebenherz: SHOTS FIRED
Decaped: The Wire is straight middle, funniest comedy of the last 20 years.
laikagoat: s2 is good tho
spiffinn: kipo is messed up
Fanklok: Matt is a goat though
SquidVorb: Henry Danger?
EricTheOrange: where would Avatar sit?
Orlantia: Harvey birdman
saucemaster5000: @Decaped That Omar was a crack up
Spades_Slicc: I am so sorry for Nelson
TehAmelie: Kubo of the Two Strings is a phenomental movie, also
EricTheOrange: Avatar feel like a quiticential Tween show to me.
NarishmaReborn: no respect
Heckhoundbolt: just missed
SquidVorb: Parralax
Sibwow: no points
TehAmelie: quintessential is how you spell that, but yeah
Pharmacistjudge: not a judge for this game
Going_Medium: Bring the laser collimater.
Kramburger: Kathleen channeling John McEnroe
ContingentCat: sergeOffByOne
saucemaster5000: Dog has no chill
SnowBuddy18: it's weird to see the teams arguing backward
saucemaster5000: also, woodstock should've been eaten right away
Dog_of_Myth: @saucemaster5000 hey now.... :(
NarishmaReborn: YAMCHA
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damn_i_am_pretty: fuck
Strebenherz: Lucy acting as mediator between Megatron and Optimus Prime?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Gascitygaming: we called Mochas "a half and half"
saucemaster5000: Starbucks did really change the coffee consumption in the US
jessieimproved: culturally significant does not mean that you like it
NarishmaReborn: popularized
PharaohBender27 returns from dinner and is pleased to see Team Open for Sponsorship is Leading
the_tutorial_boss: I dont coffee so I have no idea how to judge this
spiffinn: it's prevalent, but is it significant?
GhostValv: wowie
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
spiffinn: culturally
citizen_pain: Starbucks convinced America that a milkshake is a valid breakfast drink
BrowneePoints: "Gets mad in Midwestern"
TehAmelie: looking back, clearly team Chicken needed that one point they started with after the break
saucemaster5000: pumpkin pie was just canned pumpkin an unsweetened shell
tehfewl: I like pumpkin spice lattes and don't care what people say about it
Pteraspidomorphi: Like Jordan Schlansky
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Big same
TemporallyAwry: back in the day, "vanilla" was special ;p
FITorion: I've heard the term... but have no idea what it means
jellybean57: starbucks is one of the most iconic brands of the 20th century. i think it'd be silly to say otherwise
GhostValv: :O
Orlantia: so many han solo cosplayers shop at starbucks
Metric_Furlong: survey says: no
the_tutorial_boss: I?
Graham_LRR: I’m with Nelson
thraximore: starbucks locations have been unionizing recently, that's culturally significant for starting the national conversation
BrowneePoints: I understand where Nelson was coming from
notthepenguins: yeah nelly's right
Loonatic93: Like Caribou Coffee here in Minnesota!
matthaus_c: I understand what Nelson was getting at, but my thought process would have been square with Ben and Ian
notthepenguins: Starbucks was NOT the first specialty coffee place
AveryCorvus: For the record they did create the pumpkin spice latte, though the spice combo is from 1934
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NarishmaReborn: There WERE. I WORKED at one before Starbucks moved in and put them outof business
notthepenguins: they just pretend they were; they're a Peets spinoff
VorlonScout: If you took Starbucks away, I don't think 90% of New England (where I grew up) still wouldn't know what espresso drinks are.
PharaohBender27: :D
ContingentCat: Starbucks is why my mom knows what a latte is that's something
Metric_Furlong: continental europe not 'the west' apparently Kappa
BrowneePoints: Nelly we appreciate you
Orlantia: but Starbucks popularized 3rd wave coffee
notthepenguins: well, knockoff, not spinoff
Heckhoundbolt: I mean Dunkin' Donuts came before Starbucks so
VorlonScout: Err, accidental double negative, but you get what I meant
Loonatic93: Caribou Coffee > Starbucks.
saucemaster5000: Yeah pre-starbucks there was much less mass produced coffee shops, and coffee was basically "that instant stuff" you bought or got at work in the breakroom
Heckhoundbolt: But I agree with Ben and Ian
codatski: I live in a college town, there were 5 GREAT coffee shops in town BEFORE there was ever a Starbucks
VorlonScout: Dunkins came first but no one ordered espresso there
airylan: Ottawa had at least three chains of specialty coffee shops before Starbucks. I believe two still exist.
VorlonScout: (Maybe they do now, I've been away from New England since 2014)
Meemitone: starbucks, significant in the world of coffee
sirspate: what would serge say? (love this discussion too tho)
emonotony: @Metric_Furlong Russia's a part of the east, USA pretty much defines the west, the center's somewhere in the Atlantic
Sibwow: gretzky
ContingentCat: @airylan out of curiosity what are they I'd like to check that out
NarishmaReborn: Greatest
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
SaxPython: 11/10
Juliamon: VorlonScout If they do now it's only because DUnkin pushes their espresso drinks more now
laikagoat: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: i did a marketing survey today that wanted so badly for me to tell them specifically what brand i associated with buying various things when i was out walking and found myself in need of those things. i had to write "the most nearby shop" about 30-40 times
Loonatic93: Solid 75% Greatest
Paranundrox: gotta be all the way tbh
PharaohBender27: Oh, what was that one Oakland Raiders player who just cratered?
VorlonScout: @Juliamon And to compete with Starbucks, specifically
BrowneePoints: She literally is the greatest Tennis player that's ever lived
airylan: @airylan Bridgehead I think still exists with a few locations. Second Cup definitely had barista like stuff, and probably still exists (and is more Canada than city-specific I believe). I don't remember the third.
LinearGif: How many tennis games could she play simultaneously
BrowneePoints: her stats are so incredible it's mindbending
VorlonScout: Yeah, this needs to be waaaaaaay over towards greatest
sirspate: I know so little about tennis. don't the specatators eat strawberries or something
Dog_of_Myth: I miss Eddie
Alas_Babylon: Serena is pretty much always brought up when talking about world's greatest athletes
Loonatic93: Greatest athlete of all time? With all athletes? I can think of some WNBA players that are better athletes.
NarishmaReborn: but could wheeler
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: What about CHOCOLATE THUNDAAAA
korvys: Hakuho Sho
Loonatic93: The Goat of Tennis. But not all athletics.
PharaohBender27: Oh Usain Bolt would've been a good choice
citizen_pain: Eliud Kipchoge would probably be up there too
saucemaster5000: he'd slaughter all of us, then we couldn't even challenge him to tennis
YeetTheRich_: undertaker slam dunk
korvys: New Jack to Kenny Omega
Metric_Furlong: @emonotony I mean, the joke is 'the west' is a non-concept the meaning of which will be whatever is more politically expedient at the time (hence why if you're in Europe a *lot* of people will call that 'the west' when using the 'right sort of christian' or 'White but not actually *saying* white explicitly because that might look bad' definitions)
BrowneePoints: Rey Mysterio
BrowneePoints: That man is hella athletic
NewtyNewts: Ben's got a moment coming up
underhill33: Bolt gave a go at pro-soccer. He was not great
Metric_Furlong: but that's a bit wordy
PharaohBender27: Ooooooh
TehAmelie: answering a great deal of marketing surveys, i have found that marketers in general do not actually understand anything about how people outside of their profession engage with brands, namely, not caring about them in any respect
NewtyNewts: Nevermind
notthepenguins: otoh this is ben saying it
SymphonicLolita: plain bun.
TemporallyAwry: Scone is just a fluffy short-bread-cookie PrideShrug
emonotony: @Metric_Furlong That is indeed the joke.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: possible tie!
Sibwow: lets see that tie
Haroldholmes25: nice
Heckhoundbolt: ALL THE MARBLES
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
JokerBoney: 6 9 - perfect
citizen_pain: nice
saucemaster5000: nice
ContingentCat: I think that might be right in the middle, there's not much good but without butter etc it's not much bad
matthaus_c: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: Nice score
Vanbael: nice
Scarbble: ni ce
ButButTheJesus: nice
PharaohBender27: :D
Jmonkey49: nice
BigDaddyBland87: nice score
BrowneePoints: Yea he's about 50/50
TehAmelie: hey, Nicholas Cage is full of suprises
JonnyGlitched: Solidly Mid
ContingentCat: nice
GhostValv: nice~
TriseAlpha: Nice
the_tutorial_boss: noice
NewtyNewts: Six-to-nine, dude!
VorlonScout: For 50% Bad Man/Good Man, just go witrh Two-Face. :)
JonnyGlitched: Best prop room ever
BrowneePoints: Margaritaville Ben!
BigDaddyBland87: So as someone just walking in...why is Ben wearing a walmart bag on his head?
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ContingentCat: katesLol
Pharmacistjudge: ben is great, i refuse to compliment walmart items
Heckhoundbolt: Ben, give Ian the bag
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
ContingentCat: So we're hearing the prop room needs more clothes?
TehAmelie: me, i had Nicky Cage pegged as a below-average action hero after Con Air. but boy does he subvert one's expectations. just watch Adaptation, i tell ya
the_tutorial_boss: birthdays
Fanklok: The abilities on Questing Beast
Heckhoundbolt: Ian what is the clue
TriseAlpha: Great question, Ian. How does one funny?
BrowneePoints: NYUT
henrycrun: Higher brow than no brow though
matthaus_c: sticks are unreal
BrowneePoints: They talk about NYUT
zed_alpha: hey folks, how's everyone doing?
Dog_of_Myth: Dick jokes
ContingentCat: oh yeah I think Ian grew up in an area too much like Letterkenny
SeismicLawns: there was a whole fart episode
Fanklok: Letterkenny is LRR with a better budget send tweet
SnowBuddy18: @zed_alpha not so bad, 'n you?
sirspate: this sounds like an ad for letterkenny
zed_alpha: Wait Nelly shaved?! Neat look!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hi...folks
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Why..is Ian under a bag
BrowneePoints: Letterkenny is INTERIOR LRR with a TV Budget @Fanklok
Loonatic93: Coach has a completely unbiased opionon on Letterkenny, right Coach? It's not like he plays Valorant with one of the actors.
VorlonScout: @GhostofJeffGoldblum It's being used to hide reactions
TehAmelie: random though: Secret Hitler, but aside from randomly assigning the Hitler and the fascists, you also assign a random player with a bag on their head
zed_alpha: @SnowBuddy18 I just got a vasectomy and feel like I got kicked in the nuts by every God in the cosmos in alphabetical order. But hey, I'm 3 months away from no longer being in danger of impregnating anyone!
BrowneePoints: @GhostofJeffGoldblum they instituted a bag so faces didn't give the answer away
Heckhoundbolt: @BrowneePoints I think both are usually indoors
GhostofJeffGoldblum: okay so Ian is someone I would wan to play poker against, got it
EikoandMog: @zed_alpha Zeus being right at the end is a real kick to the nards.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: Off by None!
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
Sibwow: TIE
Haroldholmes25: LUL
TriseAlpha: Holy bork
TemporallyAwry: Tie :D
zed_alpha: @EikoandMog ooooh yeah. Worth it, though
head_cannon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
spiffinn: this is so funny, i was listening to the lo fi version of this song not more than 15 min ago
Heckhoundbolt: TIEBRAKER
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
justthorne: thats a 3
SeismicLawns: Oh tie god!
MsMollieMac: lrrSIG lrrSIG
ContingentCat: Overtime!
Cunobelenos: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BjjBrain: wow
saucemaster5000: hell yeah that's good tv
SaxPython: I haven't seen anything like this since the Helsinki Incident
BrowneePoints: Ian is from Canadian Texas
TriseAlpha: Bah gawd!
BrowneePoints: He doesn't want to re-experience it
Decaped: yeah, i'm having trouble considering anything high brow humour.
Fanklok: Isn't Letterkenny set in Quebec?
SmashTCG: High-lowbrow
TehAmelie: zed_alpha congrats on taking responsibility for your progeny
ContingentCat: @Fanklok I thought it was northern ontario close to quebec
Decaped: everything is dick jokes always, no matter how hard you try to hide it.
SnowBuddy18: the real town of Letterkenny is also in Ontario
zed_alpha: @TehAmelie ahthankyou
Athelgar: Filmed not too far from me@
TheManaLeek: It's based on Listowel Ontario, a couple hours from me
SymphonicLolita: not wrong
DoctorBobnarAwesome: Ian is not wrong
Alex_Frostfire: I mean. As an Ontarian, not wrong.
ContingentCat: LUL not wrong
airylan: we sometimes acknowledge QC and BC...
ContingentCat: at least we're self aware katesLol
TehAmelie: hey can Sweden be a province of Canada? we are smaller than most of them and we apparently need some adult guidance
ContingentCat: @airylan or Alberta to make fun of them
Hangedman: if that was the case then Corner Gas never would've taken off
Scarbble: @Fanklok they go to quebec at points but it's not set in quebec
MechaNoelle: Imma be honest I, as an ontarian, thought it was in alberta
Heckhoundbolt: Yeah, this is not Professional Football Overtime
SaxPython: oh no!
saucemaster5000: jesus that could be anywhere
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SnowBuddy18: linguistics is interestion
BrowneePoints: Linguistics and Lexicological stuff is super fascinating
LinearGif: Well, the dictionary isn't lexicography per se
corpocracy: I think it's fascinating
BrowneePoints: Language is WEIRD
NewtyNewts: Dictionary is not linguistics textbook
TriseAlpha: Magnahog
SaxPython: split hog
Heckhoundbolt: Linguistics and the Dictionary are very different and Bag Kathleen is panicking
SymphonicLolita: 30-50 hogs at least
PharaohBender27: I mean, language IS actually fascinating
SkipIives: The History of the English Language is a great podcast
saucemaster5000: but talking about why the dictionary is the dictionary is fascinating
TemporallyAwry: Keep it going :p - you got time to fill
BigDaddyBland87: Endless. Enthusiastic. Overtime.
Reecer6: The Merriam-Webster dictionary is boring; the OED, however, is deeply interesting!
SnowBuddy18: or Eminem
Fanklok: A kid in my class in elementary school would read the dictionary
zed_alpha: One of my favorite Blackadder episodes, too
Fanklok: in order
LinearGif: "Why can't I hold all these words!"
GhostValv: :)
kusinohki: Tiffany Aching read the dictionary from cover to cover because no one told you're not supposed to do that.
DarkMorford: WHEELER
matthaus_c: Universal Century Encyclopedia
saucemaster5000: I encourage anyone to look up the japanese show "quiet library"
Dog_of_Myth: RIP ODB
Going_Medium: The Professor and the Madman is a movie about the dictionary... Surprisingly dark.
SPLINTERF0X: despBitFLEXL chugsHipHopChocobo
BrowneePoints: what was the clue?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Heckhoundbolt: ouch
SnowBuddy18: @BrowneePoints Nelson's kids faces after dinner
EricTheOrange: Have you ever met a child, their terrible at learning things they don't want to.
NewtyNewts: Dirty <> Clean: Nelson's kid's faces after dinner
whitefirecomix: Ben's shirt rules
GhostofJeffGoldblum: My sister gets food on her face when she eats. She's 31 and has a son.
LinearGif: Eating is a struggle, you can't really blame anyone
Fanklok: I get food on my face when I eat and I'm 31
Decaped: Do either of Nelson's kids have a beard? cause that is a major factor.
JonnyGlitched: Kid's faces are always filthy
JonnyGlitched: regardless of eating
vellebastet: This game is very interesting
BrowneePoints: I get food on Kid's faces and i'm 30! And the kids deserved it! freakin kids
JonnyGlitched: they always sticky
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Wheeler: "I think it needs to be more dirty"
TriseAlpha: psychological
NotCainNorAbel: @Decaped rotfl
YeetTheRich_: wadup dirt
PharaohBender27: IAN
TehAmelie: some unrelated fast facts about what makes Sweden unique: we have invented a for-profit and yet tax financed school system that is extremely attractive to investment firms around the world. we have adopted a Covid resistance strategy that has left us with a higher mortality rate than the US. and we have just now elected a far-right extremist party to lead a right-wing coalition government
LinearGif: Nobody cared who I was until I put glue on my kid's faces
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Heckhoundbolt: DOUBLE OVERTIME
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
VorlonScout: Double overtime!
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Those sound . . . not great
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
TemporallyAwry: Again - Again PridePog
MadWolf1290: we go again!
SeismicLawns: Once more into the breach!
SaxPython: lol
the_tutorial_boss: ONE! MORE! ROUND!
Metric_Furlong: we're riding this one until Desert Bus, kids! Kappa
BigDaddyBland87: Endless. Enthusiastic. Overtime!
Juliamon: TehAmelie You're right, that's super unrelated. Why mention it?
MTGRanger: @metric_furlong Wavelength for Hope
EricTheOrange: I wasn't aware that Penelope and Nelsons kids were so close in age.
TriseAlpha: Is this unprecedented? I feel like this doesn't happen
AnjaZeta: Why not?
SPLINTERF0X: I love the background
Greyah: Surely y'all can't tie a third time in a row, right?
BrowneePoints: Real talk, this would be fun to play AT Desert Bus
SeismicLawns: how many rounds before they call it a full tie
Strebenherz: What was the command for time until DB?
ninja_theory_ashrams: !db
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at https://DesertBus.org/ and twitch.tv/DesertBus
YeetTheRich_: !venga
LRRbot: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. The Venga Bus.
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 12 Nov 02:00 PM PST (9d, 20:15 from now)
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie i did not know this
ContingentCat: @BrowneePoints good news!
DragonMZ: I wont be able to watch any DB this year because Ill be in Japan
Strebenherz: @Earthenone Thank you
micalovits: @TehAmelie You can always come to Denmark, we somehow mannaged to barely keep a left leaning government yesterday
TehAmelie: just thinking out loud. don't worr
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Moon bus!
ButButTheJesus: HEAH
Dog_of_Myth: coxPog coxPog
LinearGif: There ain't no gettin' off of this bus we're on
NewtyNewts: We're Heeeeere
Scarbble: we're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
SnowBuddy18: I mean, the moon IS a desert
SaxPython: *Zeta terms and conditions apply
EricTheOrange: The week long charity fund raiser
kusinohki: I think Molly is on Zeta again. chances are Wavelength will make an appearance.
Juliamon: TehAmelie Please try to stay on topic during streams.
TehAmelie: i shall
NarishmaReborn: love this clue
Spades_Slicc: !db
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at https://DesertBus.org/ and twitch.tv/DesertBus
citizen_pain: what
dapbowler: when is the pre pre release going to happen?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Griffiths...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Matt is a hero
Juliamon: !bro
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Diabore: @dapbowler sat
dapbowler: ty
Earthenone: a dog or a candy bar?
Heckhoundbolt: I think Matt broke the rules
Diabore: er, fri, not sat
jellybean57: matt is determined to break this tie even at his team's expense lol
citizen_pain: is this a reference I'm not getting
TriseAlpha: Bag-kun is blushing
7gorobei: Matt is just pulling pins and flinging grenades
Pteraspidomorphi: What's this gradient again?
JonnyGlitched: Matt seems like a 90 year old woman
kusinohki: watch wheeler and kathleen no scope this
citizen_pain: @Pteraspidomorphi easy to use -- difficult to use
Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks
vellebastet: 🤣
BrowneePoints: @ContingentCat ...panalysts? i'm confused
KaleidoscopeMind: welp
sirspate: finish those beautiful people off, you beautiful people.
ihlendrax: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: !prime
Juliamon: !prime
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NarishmaReborn: LUL
Heckhoundbolt: Thanks backup Ben
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ContingentCat: @BrowneePoints no I meant it has shown up on desert bus, molly brought it for zeta, and probably will again
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NewtyNewts: Oh hey raid
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Also Fallout: New Vegas is free on prime right now
SergeYager: oh hai
vellebastet: hai
Alex_Frostfire: You're morally obligated to give away as much of Bezos's money as you can.
iarethel0ser: sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart
SnackPak_: so uh... why does Matt have a bag on their head?
laundreydhull: People watch AppleTV wrong?
Heckhoundbolt: @SnackPak_ Ah, you must be new
Scarbble: @SnackPak_ bag was implemented to hide reactions
NewtyNewts: ohai
SnackPak_: TY
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens =3
NarishmaReborn: science fiction tool
BrowneePoints: and cuz Wheeler made a joke about a paper bag
kusinohki: @snackpak for comedy! and to not accidentally sway the team with facial expressions
BjjBrain: im with Nelly
ContingentCat: @SnackPak_ he gave the answer they need to figure out so the bag makes it so can't indicate if they're right or not
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shurtal: Ha HA, button!
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ContingentCat: @SnackPak_ also just bag on head is funny
SaxPython: 0-0
SnackPak_: bag on head is very funny
NarishmaReborn: it's some alien device
jellybean57: matt literally gave a complete non sequitur as a prompt and still couldn't break the tie. this is amazing
sirspate: last overtime? (time management..)
fastlane250: overtime x3
Pteraspidomorphi: Could be 1-1 too
OhaiMireiya: nobody wins FBtouchdown
Heckhoundbolt: Why didn't you saw the three shells
fastlane250: *x4
VorlonScout: Watch this be another double miss
shurtal: "Nucular" reactor
EricTheOrange: Linux
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, so it is
YeetTheRich_: "brainstorm"
TriseAlpha: Nuclear reactors are shockingly easy to use. Hard to build and maintain, but super easy to use.
itira: thats a good noise... D:
ninja_theory_ashrams: Don't Yamcha it
LinearGif: Did someone say sandwiches
ContingentCat: as a tie breaker have paul give an answer and whichever team is closer
sirspate: Ben in pain
BrowneePoints: NO
Sibwow: not the boob movie
BrowneePoints: Do NOT mention getting it wet with dating!
kusinohki: 3 simple rules - all of which get broken in both movies
saucemaster5000: Gizmo is protesting these new rules
EricTheOrange: those "boob" movies.
SplittingImage77: For whatever reason, I thought not feeding a Mogwai after midnight meant feeding it once in it's life time, because I thought any time after midnight would be after midnight
laundreydhull: wait. Was that all it took to silence the room!? LUL lrrSPOOP NotLikeThis
Orxolon: good game
JonnyGlitched: hurry up and win I want to go back to bed
ButButTheJesus: @SplittingImage77 RIGHT?!
Pteraspidomorphi: :|
EricTheOrange: The second comming of jesus hasn't been born yet
OhaiMireiya: the all seeing all knowing space baby?
BigDaddyBland87: ok so this 100% ends the game
Pteraspidomorphi: Could be the next reincarnation of the Dalai Lama
SplittingImage77: @ButButTheJesus I'm glad that I'm not the only one! I was like, "So when do I feed it...?"
KaleidoscopeMind: i'm with kathleen
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SaxPython: big cheats
shurtal: Wheeler: this is easy! *Cheats*
ButButTheJesus: @SplittingImage77 we're not alone!
ContingentCat: WOW
matthaus_c: whooooa
Strebenherz: what
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
head_cannon: Cool.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
VorlonScout: Would you have gotten 2 points for getting it as wrong as possible?
whitefirecomix: The superman punch out of nowhere
Fruan: @VorlonScout I think so!
ImmortalLen: 3rd time!
laundreydhull: @Pteraspidomorphi I don't think this continuum would be that 'docile' to recurr something that specific twice...
EricTheOrange: the easiest subject is breathing, even babies do it
TehAmelie: it was a lot of fun!
Dog_of_Myth: Round 3!!
LinearGif: Eyy remix
NarishmaReborn: a third backup bengineering
Kramburger: Time to rotate the cushins
ContingentCat: Time to rotate the LRRfolk
JonnyGlitched: Paul should play!
saucemaster5000: I can't wait to see the third Benbot they bring out
NotCainNorAbel: I hope they just flip sides of the table
jellybean57: those ties seemed to be great time management, just sayin
sirspate: rotate left, right, right
PharaohBender27: Time to rotate the cushi- er, I mean team members!
matthaus_c: @EricTheOrange you say that, but JoJo had whole seasons about breathing better than other people
ihlendrax: Do we get a new/different Ben, too? Each break we get a new reboot?
Spades_Slicc: What is this song
kusinohki: virtuoso sexy (by Big Giant Circles)
BjjBrain: who won?
kusinohki: ben ian and nelson
BjjBrain: Thanks!
2stepz: Team chicken won
LordZarano: @BjjBrain Team Chicken on the Run
SaxPython: CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat
SaxPython: MegaMan X energy
sirspate: oh nice, shuffle means new team names
TehAmelie: here is an illustration of my restraint which i'm sure all of chat will identify with as well https://i.imgur.com/weqWwQA.jpg
LaconicLad: It stops a very light breeze from blowing the door open?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "restraint" is what cowards use to justify their cowardice
TehAmelie: not merely a loose hinge, but a hinge held by a single cheeto
saucemaster5000: restraint is only for funtimes with consent
Juliamon: I want a cheeto
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie yup
TehAmelie: i do want cheetos. maybe that's what's off by my day
saucemaster5000: Does anyone else's mouth taste exactly like they just smoked a cigarette after eating a flaming hot cheeto?
TehAmelie: well hi again LRR peeps
JonnyGlitched: A suspicious amount of Gingers
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh that's the worse
GhostValv: oh no
itira: He did, into the table... ouchie
GhostValv: stuck in the middle of ben
sirspate: team ow I'm taller than ben
TehAmelie: i propose: team Two Robocops
BrowneePoints: Stuck Ben in the Middle with You
JonnyGlitched: Stuck in the middle with Ulmer
Mischievous_Catgeist: benver
SnowBuddy18: stuck ben the middle with you
NullColaShip: Stuck in the middle with two (Bens)
BrowneePoints: Stuck Ben the middle with you* I can type
JonnyGlitched: Moon Blowers
SeismicLawns: Two and a half Ben
matthaus_c: Bathleen is my favourite Klingon weapon
korvys: Bathleen De Whulmer
BrowneePoints: Bentween to Fur-ns
TehAmelie: "TWO Robocops?" "you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew"
sirspate: the queen and b
BrowneePoints: two* dangit I can't talk
Graham_LRR: Bathleenb
wedge_x: Bathleener
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @TehAmelie "Goku Naruto"
JonnyGlitched: What? Who's racing here?
Zandivya: The tribathalon
NewtyNewts: Batholine
BrowneePoints: VERY gorey, VERY good
DeM0nFiRe: What manga?
methodical_monk: What anime?
BrowneePoints: Chain Saw Man
BrowneePoints: Chainsaw Man*
methodical_monk: Manga*
GhostValv: it good
DeM0nFiRe: Thanks
SK__Ren: Chainsaw Man is legit
Manae: Goodbye Eri was such a good read, too
laikagoat: rarest boy
TheWriterAleph: LUL
BrowneePoints: and yea Fujimoto is great
EricTheOrange: god dammit
YeetTheRich_: holy shit i was about to type that
YeetTheRich_: excellent meme
Tiber727: I know it's trendy to hate on what's popular sometimes, but Chainsawman is popular for a reason. It's really good.
EricTheOrange: has collosal dreadma been printed at more than one rarity
LackingSanity_: the shonen jump app has enabled me to binge so many manga
randombillfolds: Did the King of Spades ever make a reappearance?
ContingentCat: @randombillfolds I think I remember it being found but I don't remember where
LunchB0x_13: it got nudged for sure
BrowneePoints: The only bad thing about Chainsaw Man is the anime edited out a moment that was pro union in the manga, but otherwise 99% good times
saucemaster5000: ze cheating goggles! dey do nothingk!
Dergib: Why do we need the bag?
BrowneePoints: Mr Roger's to me
dumbo3k: @Dergib Hiding reactions, as their team tries to reason it out
EikoandMog: See, I hear this song and I just think of testing headphones.
saucemaster5000: ever heard of Gwar?
LinearGif: Got it, democratic music only
theamc2000: May I have this Charlie Brown soundtrack
ContingentCat: @Dergib so the person giving an answer can't react, also it's funny having a bag on their head
TehAmelie: i read a lot of Chainsaw Man cause LRR recommended it but i didn't see the appeal
TehAmelie: D: and everything, i know
EricTheOrange: I've been listening to a lot of Tal Tal Hights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CtClLGoFzY&list=PLT1N_p8sBGhhd_RuKtT8_bBzNC2-d6ais&index=223
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
NewtyNewts: Oh nooo
laundreydhull: That's a trick question, it must be...!!
Nigouki: *cries in Ontario*
sirspate: I live in Ontario, soooo
BrowneePoints: Yea this is very Vince Guaraldi/Johnny Costa
theamc2000: Y tho
Fruan: Oh, Canada!
laikagoat: fionVoid
Graham_LRR: Now, he said Canada not Ontario so…
ContingentCat: oh man that depends how up to date you are on the garbage fire of Ontario
Decaped: they were definitely comparing it to another country that was more over there.
Metric_Furlong: another country that shall be nameless
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, I've heard some complaints about a certain bill.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: World's rough.
EricTheOrange: Can't be worse than we have it in the US.
TacitusVigil: So Upper Canada?
Decaped: only one branch of government is on fire in canada, right?
sirspate: New money face incoming
LinearGif: Utopia? In this economy?
zed_alpha: look if you compare any country to the US, then anyone will look great
laundreydhull: Utopia v. Dystopia? its neither....
BrowneePoints: @zed_alpha I will say MOST. That is not applicable across the board
Gascitygaming: Folks, i live in Medicine Hat Alberta, the new premier is about to 'represent' this area by not living here, just knowing the UCP could run an empty chair here and it would win.... sigh
SquidVorb: Hey, at least you're not on your 3rd PM in a year
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs Live Forever you say? lunarj1Fangs
ninja_theory_ashrams: Down with the aristocracy
TacitusVigil: which is Fruitopia?
ContingentCat: Though we did have a good day in the emergency act inquiry but I don't know if Ian's following that
zed_alpha: @BrowneePoints fair point
Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat, things are rough in a lot of places. We don't have to argue about whose country is the worst distopia
PharaohBender27: Also just because . . . you know :/
TehAmelie: let's invent our own dream world. a w00topia perhaps?
Earthenone: ~whichtopia
PharaohBender27: * :\
micalovits: God damnit wheeler
Juliamon: Dystopias aren't a zero sum game. They can all suck.
Ravensfest: I read it at University. It's not fun,
PharaohBender27: :O
GhostValv: wowie
Aenir798: oh wow
sirspate: I would love to listen to Kathleen talk pure political science
GhostofJeffGoldblum: god damn
BrowneePoints: In fact they categorically all suck
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
NewtyNewts: Dead center!
GhostValv: 4 score
saucemaster5000: no scoped
Fruan: Nicely done
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
laundreydhull: Wait, what?
KeytarCat: Nice! Oh no!
Heckhoundbolt: Dead on
ContingentCat: not yet!
TacitusVigil: Spoilers!
Graham_LRR: Yet!
GhostValv: did I?
NewtyNewts: I mean...
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
SnackPak_: poor Serge
TacitusVigil: wait, that's not newfoundland?
Juliamon: But also Canada hasn't mounted its cities on wheels yet
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: Aww, buddy.
TehAmelie: DOStopia, the kind that mainstream computing gave up on decades ago
BrowneePoints: Nothing scary about zoning or space imperialism
NewtyNewts: I think I missed something, unless that was the LRL bit?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW lrrBEN
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon that was a really weird one
LaconicLad: what did you do to Serge?!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
SnackPak_: and zeta
matthaus_c: YUP
TacitusVigil: Z E T A
EikoandMog: Funnily enough, I never got the spoops in Subnautica.
Metric_Furlong: if chat hasn't listened to Fight The Future, I'd recommend it
YeetTheRich_: holy shit she's right
SaxPython: KomodoHype
Graham_LRR: And Beej!
GhostValv: haha
Sibwow: the four genders
Gascitygaming: well now i know what shift i'd be on lol
underhill33: bullseye
oatway: the four genders
MrSarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Graham_LRR: Hahahaha
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
EikoandMog: I'm a qualified SCUBA diver, though so... maybe I just lack that particular fear?
tyrsredritehand: The Beej Zone!
zed_alpha: Beej is a Canadian ethnic group all his own, apparently
BrowneePoints: Kathleen got their asses!
ContingentCat: I can't wait to see Paul in Zeta
TacitusVigil: Beej is coming....wait-
EricTheOrange: everyone on the beej Shift is Beej
ninja_theory_ashrams: so the hero in YA dystopia is the one who can do it all
laundreydhull: bless lrrBEEEJ (...?!?! lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOP lrrHERE )
Dergib: @EricTheOrange facts
djalternative: I very suddenly need to get the fuck to sleep so... night everyone
TehAmelie: me, i'll listen to any LRR podcasts as long as they have some form of graphics so it's not just voices talking
PharaohBender27: Speaking of DB shifts, I'm very curious who's on Dawn Guard, as literally every OTHER shift has been revealed, including the "unbound"
ContingentCat: @djalternative g'night
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JonnyGlitched: All my best ideas are ones other people have to make
sirspate: I was watching some Crapshoots recently, for the first time.. that was good content.
NarishmaReborn: i miss the crapshoot too, though i understand why it left
TacitusVigil: dawn guard abolished. now only the shifts, by demand of captain jellico
TehAmelie: could just about handle Querpline, but
laundreydhull: what was the question again?
PharaohBender27: Oooooh
NewtyNewts: That was a Crapshoot all right
Farwanderer: The Crapshoot was my favorite LRR stream
ContingentCat: That was a great crapshoot
laikagoat: ikea sharks?
JonnyGlitched: BLAHAJ
laundreydhull: Backstage LRR-Puppets Crapshot?
Dergib: We are easy to please. "good" is not a high bar
Sibwow: many hats and at least one bag
micalovits: Everone needs more blåhaj
NarishmaReborn: ^
PharaohBender27: Many hats and, currently, a bag sparkl171Smug
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ContingentCat: but putting someone on the spot to come up with a good idea suddenly it's so hard
Graham_LRR: This is a fascinating 😄
Earthenone: comedy writers only need to fill 140 charicters right? :P
TehAmelie: i have an iIea about 30 minutes bus ride away and yet i feel entirely un-Swedish
matthaus_c: nelly is a virtuoso
GhostofJeffGoldblum: spoiler, there.
ContingentCat: an idea occurring is easy, coming up with one when asked is much harder
laundreydhull: LRR-Puppets parodizing the LRR-Crew?
TehAmelie: Ikea, rather
laundreydhull: Puppets nutshelling Commodore Hustle...(?)
KWardJenx: Seriously! I am loving this behind the scenes.
NotCainNorAbel: the word write verse idea
TehAmelie: ideas are cheap, execution is the hard part, etc, etc, 600+ Crapshots
djalternative: Like, just remember the Crapshoot
PharaohBender27: :D
ninja_theory_ashrams: not on the same wavelength
airylan: I bingewatched the crapshoot playlist a while ago - the writing was always the longest in those.
Spades_Slicc: It's easy to put the dishes in the washer, but eventually you'll have to fold them
NarishmaReborn: we like behind-the-scenes
Loonatic93: But is it as fun?
PharaohBender27: KATHLEEN But also lrrDARK
laundreydhull: Crapshot of Pistachio scriptwriting a Crapshot but its subverted inner-dialogue?
LinearGif: This does feel very "behind the scenes"
djalternative: I wish we could get a Crapshoot like quarterly
laikagoat: fionLOL
matthaus_c: LMAO
itira: hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ContingentCat: I loved the crapshoots but I get that it was stressful doing that on stream so I'm alright not having them
Ryenji: LUL
xantos69: The CrapShoot was my absolute favorite stream. I love watching the creative process.
GhostValv: tqsSmug
dougma: BEN
matthaus_c: the programming is still kicking in
josh___something: XD
JonnyGlitched: Stop the Stream. Start writing.
Going_Medium: Time management...
Graham_LRR: I also REALLY enjoyed the Crapshoot! But yeah. It was tough.
PharaohBender27: Also, it kind of forced most crapshots to be filmed in the Moonbase, IIRC
damn_i_am_pretty: turns out, time is finite and you can't do all the things
JonnyGlitched: Not important at all
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, this is a philosophical divide in my house.
Dergib: What if you just rid of the hard out? likes i'm sure we don't care if you finish it on stream
TehAmelie: oh boy, there are over 700 crapshots. it feels like only yesterday when we had the 500-way crapshot elemination tournament
SnackPak_: I love chaos Matt
PharaohBender27: It's not HARD, but it's ANNOYING
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 yeah that's why I liked the last few became writing episodes or shooting days
Graham_LRR: @pharaohbender27 I can’t believe we managed to do that one with all the hooded figures on green screen
LinearGif: It's already clean, what's it matter if it's folded!
EikoandMog: @LinearGif THANK YOU
SaxPython: FBPenalty FBPenalty
JonnyGlitched: My clothes mountain has suited me just fine for years
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Graham_LRR that was on green screen?!
TehAmelie: elimination
djalternative: @Graham_LRR the crapshoot has given me some of the most useful filmmaking advice that I use in my own work so I'd personally love so see it back even if it's only "when you feel like it"
Dergib: To me crapshoots was never about seeing the behind the scenes but everyone interacting
NewtyNewts: Yeah, the split in 'writing' and 'shooting' episodes made for a good viewer experience
Pinwiz11: this is why I do weird Japanese shirt folding. it makes it more fun
TehAmelie: imagine it: a wild Crapshoot appears
Graham_LRR: @ghostofjeffgoldblum if we’re thinking of the same one, we only had one cloak, it was all the same person
ninja_theory_ashrams: adhd brain says clean pile is sufficient
korvys: I think Matt has this like, 25%
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Graham_LRR I did not peg that at all, wow
LinearGif: The adversery
chaostreader: @graham_lrr Is that the Machine?
Graham_LRR: No, it was older @chaostreader, it was like someone who accidentally showed up to a cult meeting
PharaohBender27: @Dergib Honestly, my favorite crapshoot is the talkshow with lrrKATHLEEN asking lrrBEEEJ to swallow ball bearings, just because of the joy of watching the crew just hardcore goofing off
JonnyGlitched: inside information
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The stinger on that video is one of my all time favorites
saucemaster5000: my eyes are easy to get lost in
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "The dark cabal who control the clocks changing are in after us"
djalternative: oh yeah. that one absolutely only used one cloak
GhostofJeffGoldblum: (badly misremembered)
NewtyNewts: @Graham_LRR Even better, it was the WRONG cult meeting
Dergib: @PharaohBender27 that is a very good one
zed_alpha: @Graham_LRR The shadow council crapshot where one guy was trying to rig video game review scores, and the others are trying to unleash Azathoth or something. That one
LinearGif: Dresser is for socks and suckers
Graham_LRR: @zed_alpha yeah
Spades_Slicc: Y'all have dressers?
zed_alpha: @Graham_LRR My personal favorite Crapshoot crapshot is either the internet dating long list one with Molly Lewis, or the one where James picks instant shipping online.
PharaohBender27: @Graham_LRR The shadowy council where it's like, "Oh sorry, your council is at 2:00. Daylight Savings, which that other shadowy council implemented"?
BrowneePoints: I do the same thing
Strebenherz: I feel called out
JonnyGlitched: floor is for storage
TehAmelie: come to think, you don't do the convention-live-writing-crapshots anymore, for good reasons, namely large gatherings of humans have become just a disease vector
Phosfur: Same Matt
SnowBuddy18: I mean, it's fair
Fanklok: I have 2 laundry baskets that cylce betwen clean and dirty
sirspate: Christmas gift idea for Matt
PharaohBender27: This reminds me of my teenage years
SymphonicLolita: that's what The Chair is for!
miniMacGuru: Matt, you're calling way too many of us in chat out here
Athelgar: 100% on board with mats choices lol
LaconicLad: that is very similar to my system
Dergib: also any reason to have kathleen on more streams i'll take. legit one of the funniest lrrsmen
TheThirdTail: Wowwww, an entire bin for dirty clothes?
BrowneePoints: Anxiety disorder and clinical depression here, I 100% do the same thing
sithenin: My clean laundry lives in the dryer
spiffinn: i mean that's where i'm at
josh___something: XD
GhostofJeffGoldblum: IAN.
ihlendrax: My clean laundry lives in the dryer until I do the next load.
djalternative: Yeah. I do the two bin method. screw folding
mister_nibbles: dirty clothes on the floor, clean clothes in the basket, thats how i roll
Loonatic93: I do the two bag method as well!
LinearGif: Moving on up in the world
laundreydhull: lrrGRAHAM I got it! A Crapshot of a conversation between a pile of letters across a table using strictly stop-motion when they're opened as each letter is read out one by one.
ContingentCat: I do the same thing, clothes I care about getting wrinkled don't go in the dryer anyway so I don't care about pulling tshirts out of the clean laundry hamper
saucemaster5000: I have a full dresser, full closet, a hamper for dirty laundry.... and the hamper of recently clean laundry I mostly pull from
josh___something: I fuckin KNEW IT
NewtyNewts: Oh, THAT crapshot!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You did this in a crapshot.
JonnyGlitched: This was a sketch
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP ghost poops lrrSPOOP
djalternative: it's from Human 2.0
ninja_theory_ashrams: I have 3 bins for dirty and 1 for clean. a the dresser is where I rest my keys and mail
GhostValv: seabatApp
JonnyGlitched: Human 2.0 yeah
micalovits: Done in a crapshot yyea
matthaus_c: can't slam Good Superpower hard enough
Graham_LRR: Speaking of Crapshots, that was in Human 2.0
DragonMZ: I love that crapshot
Earthenone: this content has been previously monitized
BrowneePoints: Ah yes, Metamucil Man
ContingentCat: This is Ben lover of Nuggies though
Pharmacistjudge: You can have that. it's callled metamucil.
itira: hahaha Kathleen
josh___something: I knew ben would do this THE MOMENT I heard the prompt
Pharmacistjudge: metamucil, the true adult drink.
notthepenguins: i remember it coming up in Bylaw & Order too
tehfewl: eat some oatmeal people
SignificantOtter: what a mood Kathleen
JonnyGlitched: Ben probably has a really hairy arse
JonnyGlitched: so it would be useful
djalternative: @Graham_LRR have those scientists ever figured out the menstruation problem?
korvys: 90% good power
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ah your arch nemesis, Chili Man
FoxyJewels: fiber only saves so much trouble. soft poop doesn't mean CLEAN poop
RuiFaleiro: weird to hekathleen say that, when in TBH she was against extending her life.
TehAmelie: bad superpower: the ability to taste the difference between different cities' coca-cola flavors
RuiFaleiro: hear* kathleen
laundreydhull: Doctor Alfredo
saucemaster5000: you can pass those jeans, they're cleaner
FoxyJewels: clean break poops massively improve 'personal' time too
GhostValv: honestly you're missing the myth arc of introducing the Grillmaster
7gorobei: "I have a very specific set of super skills... "
Pharmacistjudge: but for the TP question, bidets are quite fine for that too
VorlonScout: This entire game has some Panalysts vibes.
theamc2000: Unfortunately currently Magneto is not the father
laundreydhull: @theamc2000 Yea, but which one?
matthaus_c: none of those are as good as clean break poops
laikagoat: theres some very useless xmen
Laserbeaks_Fury: I've seen this YouTube series
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ContingentCat: But those big good super powers come with responsibilities
theamc2000: @laundreydhull not the father currently
djalternative: don't shit on Holocaust survivors, Ian
saucemaster5000: People staring at superman yelling "yeah but how do you shit you heathen?"
notthepenguins: The best X-Man is the one who can explode. Once.
Sarah_Serinde: It's a question of good for you vs good for society
PharaohBender27: @djalternative lrrWOW
emboar2235: i mean, i think there was a comic where magneto rips out wolverine's skeleton
laundreydhull: @theamc2000 I know. You said that. I asked "Which Magneto?"
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
matthaus_c: who cares about time travel!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
theamc2000: @loadingreadyrun comic book
TemporallyAwry: With Dr. Manhattan on one end, you've got Human 2.0 on the other PrideLaugh
SnackPak_: easy 8
VorlonScout: I've watched several Paul time travel sketches, time travel isn't that good. :)
laundreydhull: @matthaus_c The Avengers...??
Going_Medium: Compared to no super power, or other super powers, big difference.
laundreydhull: The Doctor??
itira: I think everyone with IBS would want clean break poops as a superpower. im just saying.
Loonatic93: It's not so much a "super-power" but a "Convenence=Power."
hd_dabnado: Just get a Bidet
dougma: wow
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
laundreydhull: @matthaus_c Nathaniel Richards? He Who Remains?
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ContingentCat: Thanks for cutting that off Ben katesLol
matthaus_c: @laundreydhull what good are all their powers with a poopy butthole!
Loonatic93: @itira Word-Up.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Flash Gordon
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JonnyGlitched: What about the dingleberry equation?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: mattlrDogchamp
Kumakaori: team benben sure is a combo XD;.
saucemaster5000: this is how most of my wavelength games go
itira: this is the weirdest argument lolol
zed_alpha: you guys have made me snort mint chocolate chip ice cream you geniuses
ContingentCat: katesLol I love how Kathleen's idea of good is no more obligations
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circusofkirkus: I was getting some major "she's the wicked witch of the WEST!" from that argument
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat I mean...I don't disagree right now :D
Laserbeaks_Fury: Whats is the Kryptonite to clean-break poops?
Zandivya: Ben is now full of regret also
Serivus: I mean, you would still have toilet paper for the non-super powered
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde oh I agree just noticed lol
GhostValv: oh no
saucemaster5000: roommates
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Paul...what is our relationship with your roommate like...
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bobokiddo: what a conversation
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
notthepenguins: Ben is absolutely correct here
Boon_33: paul measures the roll
matthaus_c: this is VERY panalysts
Gascitygaming: I had a roommate going through almost a roll a day, i made them start buying their own
Going_Medium: You can tell when the little triangle is used.
laundreydhull: Now I just want the stop-motion letter smol talk pitch to be a Crapshot. It's pratically a universe of sentient paper.
josh___something: XD
BigDaddyBland87: Welp...thanks for watching everyone!
JonnyGlitched: This whole segment needs to be clipped
sirspate: I think you'd need to take into account your dietary variance.. 2-3 days doesn't provide enough data.
itira: wait... is THIS a crapshot?!
mister_nibbles: this is the most divisive thing ive ever seen lol
a_Weakling: wait, you dont get tp allotments in hour house?
Phosfur: Fold that last piece :D
Nigouki: I'm so glad they decided to go the 3rd hour :D
Octonomicon: That's your arch nemesis, the roommate measuring toilet paper usage
matthaus_c: this is what finally breaks LRR apart
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JonnyGlitched: highlight reel is just this
zed_alpha: that's gotta be the crapshot
TehAmelie: i really liked Grant Morrison's New X-Men where they had a bunch of mutants with not actually great superpowers. like, a guy with a weaker version of Cyclops' eye beams, and a girl with insect wings that could not really support her weight for more than two seconds
DragonMZ: I dont think this whole conversation fits in the highlight reel
TemporallyAwry: This is more poop talk than we've had since BiteClub LuvOops
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah hi highlight reel, nice to see you
EikoandMog: You still wipe with a bidet! It's just drying!
sirspate: "Alexa, cancel toilet paper"
saucemaster5000: who was the mutant lady whose power was based on alcoholism?
PharaohBender27: @EikoandMog But you don't have to wipe AS MUCH is the point
ContingentCat: @EikoandMog aren't there fancy bidets with dryers?
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EikoandMog: @ContingentCat Fuck
matthaus_c: clean break poops are an amazing pizza topping
ContingentCat: @EikoandMog sorry katesLol
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Oh right, can't remember her name, but she showed up on a "Pooper Heroes" bit on a LRL
TehAmelie: a guy whose mutation made him into a horrible bird fetus man, with no upside at all
jellybean57: schindler's list would not be improved with godzilla imo
notthepenguins: that implies there are movies godzilla doesnt improve
NotCainNorAbel: the hangover
SnowBuddy18: what about the other Crossroads?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Well that's windmill slam improve
notthepenguins: Poor Beak @tehamelie
laundreydhull: The New Jurassic trilogy
PharaohBender27: Oh WOW I had forgotten that there was a Britney Spears movie
Earthenone: was godzilla not in it already?
Decaped: Godzilla's monster
laundreydhull: one of them. ANY of them.
sirspate: only one of those godzillas is the real godzilla
LinearGif: Godzilla was the name of the doctor
Dergib: are we sure godzilla wasn't in endgame? lol
saucemaster5000: this is a great wavelength card
Loonatic93: Godzilla was the name of the Lizard's Doctor.
NotCainNorAbel: Godzilla was the name of the boolk
saucemaster5000: @Loonatic93 Fuck that floored me PrideLaugh
citizen_pain: @Loonatic93 but actually Dr. Godzilla WAS the monster
BjjBrain: Atlantic Ocean lol
bobokiddo: what side would godzilla be on?
matthaus_c: but doctor, I am Godzilla
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I didn't like Endgame much, so Godzilla would have improved it a lot for me.
emboar2235: is it the godzilla who fights the power rangers?
VorlonScout: I hated Endgame, so by default improve
fubargames: Do people think Endgame needs *another* character though?
laundreydhull: @bobokiddo oh, they would just typecast him as a 'Hulk'.
Gadora: Mothra? Why do you say that name?
LinearGif: Why did you say that name!?
matthaus_c: all work and no play makes Godzilla a dull boy
Mysticman89: they're both mostly green, basically the same critter
laundreydhull: cuz copyright...
SnowBuddy18: and green
matthaus_c: I'm afraid I can't do that, Godzilla
zed_alpha: Hear me out, though: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, but with Godzilla. save....mothra...saaaaave.....moootthhhra
citizen_pain: SAVE MOTHRAAAA
Dergib: @emboar2235 I believe that was legally distinct godzilla
emboar2235: ah
micalovits: Godzilla eats Thanos
laundreydhull: wait, wait, wait,...
notthepenguins: godzilla stepping on thanos is top tier yes
airylan: godzilla can has little a thanos as a treat
Heckhoundbolt: But Thor took Thanos's head off
FoxyJewels: I don't think godzilla would be allied with them... just kind of another complication or force of nature dicking with the fight
matthaus_c: antman takes godzilla up thanos' butthole
laundreydhull: oh, oh!
notthepenguins: godzilla really simplifies a movie by stepping on half the cast
laundreydhull: YES BEN
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wat to see Godzilla savrifice himself for the Soul Stone
citizen_pain: Needs to have Godzilla by BOC playing in the background
Pharmacistjudge: well devil dinosaur is a thing in marvel
laundreydhull: Like he's the size of the Theater screen photobombing the Portals shot kind of...
sirspate: i was afraid of that
TehAmelie: i didn't hate Endgame, but i do feel the writers are actually bad people who do not understand that Thanos was wrong about his extremely carefully thought out philosophies
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Nelson, how could you?
laundreydhull: #ShameJames
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh I think even Matt would have to admit that Godzilla would improve Endgame.
FoxyJewels: bambi
matthaus_c: It Follows
Going_Medium: bambi
sirspate: Sophie's Choice
baskwalla: Mrs. Doughtfire
Laserbeaks_Fury: Young Frankenstein
PharaohBender27: Casabalnca?
FoxyJewels: @Going_Medium eyyyyy
citizen_pain: Godzilla v. Kong with 2 godzillas would be weird
Tangsm: Jurassic Park.
NarishmaReborn: the cabinet of cagliastro
Loonatic93: "Knives Out."
KWardJenx: 45 Shades of Grey
PharaohBender27: *Casablanca
GhostValv: Ian is super correct there
saucemaster5000: kramer v kramer
moundsofmayhem: big lebowski
TemporallyAwry: March of the Penguins. Pretty sure that would be "eeeh" with a Godzilla scene
laundreydhull: The New Jumanji?
Decaped: I like Jurassic Park. Already has a bunch of lizards, wouldn't be too good or bad.
SymphonicLolita: grave of the fireflies
citizen_pain: Pride and Prejudice and Godzilla
NewtyNewts: An Inconvenient Truth about Godzilla
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Meemitone: would adding godzilla to godzilla not change it enough to be right down the middle
itira: hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TehAmelie: Catch 22 Godzillas
saucemaster5000: "I am inevitable"
Going_Medium: @FoxyJewels There was a very short cartoon featuring Bambi and Godzilla
NewtyNewts: @TehAmelie That moment was incredible
GhostValv: that got me
laundreydhull: 14,000,605...
PharaohBender27: Ooooh
hd_dabnado: Bosanova Beat
ContingentCat: the Wii shop music is bosanova
Loonatic93: Chevy Nova?
Dergib: what is a bosanova?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, at the very least, if they lose, Ben can blame it on the bossanova
SkipIives: Jobim is very good. As is Getz
sirspate: "The Girl from Ipanema"
SnackPak_: bosa nova music is generally a bop
damn_i_am_pretty: The Song of Our People!
NotCainNorAbel: city pop
TehAmelie: boss o nova, which is latin for "meet the new boss"
NotCainNorAbel: quick change on the music
NewtyNewts: Boss o'Nova, the new leader of the Nova Corps
SymphonicLolita: horse joke 10 hour bossanova remix
A_Dub888: "So there's this horse and he hears this Bossanova song..."
ButButTheJesus: ah yes, that one really blew up
RangerAlpha7: I assume this game is all an elaborate hoax to make ben put a bag on his head
PharaohBender27: Again with the ties!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - amazing game
saucemaster5000: oh god just thought of a wavelength/ Space Alert crossover....
sirspate: Excellent. Gotta keep that work/life balance.
PharaohBender27: 2:60 is 3 minutes, lrrBEN :p
matthaus_c: as a brazilian, the fact americans have turned bossa nova into 'background music' makes me want to have an aneurysm
korvys: That is a great movie, which I have no plan to ever watch again
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Requiem is just so nihilistic.
Dergib: but it's both
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jurassic Bark
damn_i_am_pretty: @matthaus_c we're like a cultural watering down force
saucemaster5000: I wanna be on television!
sirspate: @matthaus_c comes from playing the music in the wrong key. maybe?
Raincoast_Bear: OMG. I don't think I've ever seen Nelly without a beard!
EikoandMog: Requiem is waaaaay to depressing side.
TehAmelie: i saw Schindler's List this morning. it's harsh
NewtyNewts: Good one lrrPAUL
ButButTheJesus: Paul :D
Mattmitchell45: Mom loves Speed Pills and winning a Fridge
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
matthaus_c: LMAO
itira: hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
matthaus_c: got his ass
Dergib: I think it's more in the middle
BjjBrain: Paul was making out during Schindler's List lol
lamina5432: char's counter attack is really sad
LinearGif: That read
GhostValv: war in the pocket is rough
ContingentCat: grave of the fireflies is sadder
lamina5432: ^
sirspate: grave is terrrrrible
cmdrelk: i still can't look at burgers the same way since war in pocket
TehAmelie: why do fireflies have to die so fast, big brother?
sirspate: @TehAmelie *bawls*
Spades_Slicc: Team Bathleen's loss is on the stack
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie c'mon friend, don't bring us down...
sirspate: american godzilla
shurtal: the saddest movie is the Love Hina OVA
oatway: requiem is slightly happier because jared leto suffers
citizen_pain: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
ContingentCat: @TehAmelie katesWhy
korvys: Bouba or Kiki
Kumakaori: oh that's mean XD;.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh, the chaos of this one
saucemaster5000: Deuce Bigalow 2 made me weep
Kumakaori: dead bussing center X3;.
NotCainNorAbel: wood, metal, plastic knitting needle?
orimazer: hikoeruka~~
ContingentCat: I think they aren't allowed on planes if that's an indication of pointyness
notthepenguins: dead center
Raincoast_Bear: Hey hey, don't you call Kathleen a bag.
notthepenguins: iirc they are allowed but probably shouldnt be @contingentcat
Going_Medium: what gauge?
OhaiMireiya: what are the 2 options?
Juliamon: What about the literal circular types?
notthepenguins: there are some very stabby ones
Juliamon: They're both round AND pointy
ContingentCat: @notthepenguins I think that's right
Earthenone: is it allowed on an international flight?
SymphonicLolita: the smaller ones are very stabby
dougma: 50/50
OhaiMireiya: slightly stabby
ContingentCat: I'd say like 80% pointy
ContingentCat: if you got stabbed with one it would be a puncture wound not a blunt force
notthepenguins: oh
TheAinMAP: So close.
NewtyNewts: Maybe a sewing needle
BjjBrain: hypodermic needle
GhostValv: seabatClap
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LaconicLad: a splinter
itira: veeery entertained
TehAmelie: hooray
saucemaster5000: finally they sadi it
ContingentCat: !patreon
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Meemitone: "score" might be the pointiest
TheThirdTail: Whoo, internet busking!
xantos69: Cheer100 Yes you can Ben.
Juliamon: Reminder that it's a new month so make sure your Patreon payment info is up to date!
LinearGif: Brother could you spare ten dimes
SymphonicLolita: buy disc. buy shirt.
Earthenone: does shirt come with sleeve?
Strebenherz: IAN NO
PharaohBender27: IAN NO
Juliamon: Ban Ian
SnackPak_: tiltyhPLS
matthaus_c: clean break man's romance
TehAmelie: rembly that wembly
NotCainNorAbel: hello
GhostofJeffGoldblum: later youjtube neds
sirspate: time for a speedrun of Back In The Box
KWardJenx: Loved this game. Please add this to the regular rotation.
shurtal: When's Threenic?
Juliamon: ah... I have to watch today's vod after this then, I guess
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ah, lurmtug
ContingentCat: A lot of Death Stranding was false last streams
Earthenone: no tinkering or tailoring either i assume
saucemaster5000: gloomhaven is dedicated to being the longest game
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 12 Nov 02:00 PM PST (9d, 19:07 from now)
LordZarano: Back in the Box rating?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: did WotC up their release cadence?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I feel like there's a PPR all the time now
SymphonicLolita: omg
AdamYMHMI: Wait? No Friday Night Paper Fight immediately following the PPR?
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Earthenone: i hope you get the godzilla card
laundreydhull: MTG's LRR-Vengers: The BRO Dynasty LUL NotLikeThis lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: GhostofJeffGoldblum The UNF PPR was meant to be back in April, things got messed up
airylan: Strong Guy!
Graham_LRR: In the movies they call it The Blip
Graham_LRR: Which is… odd
ContingentCat: Strong guy? is that a new strong brother to Strong Bad Strong Mad and Strong Sad
thraximore: that was a very funny joke Paul LUL
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matthaus_c: the return of pummel party!
laundreydhull: I dont like that name; "Blip". Why?
PharaohBender27: Oooh
PharaohBender27: Cheer150
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shurtal: the blip is when everyone came back
Earthenone: streams may be remote or nonexistant
GhostofJeffGoldblum: SIGNALIS is real good, spoopy bois
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Was it the blip before people came back? I forget.
ContingentCat: We've entered the uncertain pre-Bus time
TemporallyAwry: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus'll be coming 'round the mountain when it comes.
Earthenone: !db
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tyrsredritehand: Beware the Bus
Dergib: Man, already DB time. it feels like the last one just ended
PharaohBender27: It was a Zeta mainstay for at least one DB, IIRC
GhostofJeffGoldblum: M'Duncan *tips fedora*
f_tan_theta: kathleen having good news? Is this the panelists?
OhaiMireiya: I started watching Mortuary assistant on monday, fun and also spoops
SoaringDragon42: hee!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: YES BEN
ContingentCat: katesLol I love how well that clapping thing works
serramarkov: I checked the bus site Monday to put DB on my calendar- it's my November great!
TehAmelie: i wonder, if you had the power of clean break poops, would you ever know what it was something unusual?
Stormgod519: gnight
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
NotCainNorAbel: is it Saturday night...
itira: goodnight everyone!!
head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
LordZarano: !venga
LRRbot: This is not a Venga Bus of honor. No interstate free disco is commemmorated here. No traffic lights are burning here. The danger is to the body, if you like to party.
SymphonicLolita: bus in proximity.
josh___something: what if it never leaves...
Bladinus: Bus. Is. Coming.
PharaohBender27: So, see you next month? :p
ContingentCat: the bus lurks ever closer
TehAmelie: would you ever talk to people and learn of their messy poops? would you look at the toilet paper isle with bafflement?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This is not a poop of honor. No clean breaks are commemorated here.
TehAmelie: i think if you were born with the clean poops power you would live your life just thinking you were a normal person. until your wedding night
Juliamon: I think it would depend on your parents' discussion habits. If you had a mom that loved to tell stories about how you were as a child it would be something you'd be hyper-aware of.
TehAmelie: imagine finding out what crapping is usually like when your spouse just destroys the toilet
Juliamon: "mom please PLEASE stop telling everyone about my diapers"
TehAmelie: heeh
OhaiMireiya: everyone poops!
OhaiMireiya: my nibblings love the word poop and also farts, so I'm a big hit when I visit
v_nome: @OhaiMireiya Not me, but everyone thinks I'm full of shit.
OhaiMireiya: hah!
TehAmelie: i read this story by a parent whose child had just found out about the joke "deez nuts"
TehAmelie: everything and their dog was deez nuts. daddy, in despair, talks to the child, just to find out where they learned about it from
TehAmelie: they won't get in trouble for snitching, dad promises. the child takes it seriously, urges the dad close, to whisper in his ear
TehAmelie: and they say "deez nuts"
OhaiMireiya: kid ain't no snitch
TehAmelie: clearly
TehAmelie: i'm now picturing that scene in Blazing Saddles with a different conclusion. . .
TehAmelie: it would be dazzlingly stupid and irreverent, but you could take any part of Gene WIlder's talk here and replace it with "deez nuts" and it would be hysterical