NewtyNewts: Sounds like a reasonable explanation to me
Juliamon: who is currently yelling because I'm not out in the dining room with everyone else
r10pez10: mom! mom! mom!
Juliamon: and it's Confusing her
NewtyNewts: For now, I'm just playing some Rhythm Doctor while I wait for the magic
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TehAmelie: ohaio
Simonark: Nevaada
flatluigi: alright everyone, i'm here for the ppr
Simonark: Giving it a good running start
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flatluigi: i hope chair is here today
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Eggmojii: ah yes, magic the gathering.
LurkerSpine: lurmtug woot
Eggmojii: nothing like it
TehAmelie: hello hello
Spades_Slicc: Ahh this intro really tug's my lyrm
flatluigi: yee
conquestofcroutons: maybe the real gathering is the friends we made along the way
Dread_Pirate_Westley: lrrFINE ?
BrowneePoints: Look at this handsome fella what plays the magic and makes folks laugh
odium_chlorite: the magic, and the grahamtering
azidbern95: where's the CHAIR!?!?!?
Jmonkey49: magic the pirating
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Spades_Slicc: Is magic the gathering the newest world of darkness system?
samu_btdp1985: How's you doing G?
princess_intell: fine. I have a fantastic terrible joke website idea.
M0rm0n_Freeman: Happy to be here! You gonna play jank or meta today?
Foxmar320: Chair runs things from off camera
BrowneePoints: Not particularly great, but between DB New Pokemon and new WoW Expac in the next couple weeks I have good things this month to look forward too
BrowneePoints: to*
Spades_Slicc: @M0rm0n_Freeman If you play hard enough Jank is always Meta
Eggmojii: well the notification said LRRMTG, but earlier I got the notification for AFK and when I clicked it, it was Nelson playing Tunic. so I never know what to expect
TalpTheScot: talpthBlobby
M0rm0n_Freeman: @spades_slicc 💯
flatluigi: uh oh
RayFK: I, don't believe you
EricTheOrange: lol
LurkerSpine: brothers war proxy ppr
NewtyNewts: Hooray for supply chain issues!
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DeM0nFiRe: My dumb ass was about to look up for a series called Supply Chain
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princess_intell: surprise kathleen
Sibwow: chair looking great
Eggmojii: woooo
princess_intell: @DeM0nFiRe me too LUL
BrowneePoints: Yea When Ben started streaming he was like "Well we just got our product an hour ago"
Sarah_Serinde: Mods got warned in advance that it might not happen, and then a few minutes later it arrived :D
sora_mayura: can't wait for the eternal bus trek - wait, bus, PPR tomorrow???
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Simonark: Hoping all of team LRR are happy and well, and looking forwards to the next few weeks of your outputry
Eggmojii: magic the gathering the brothers war the pre-release
RayFK: Can y'all do me a HUGE solid? Tweet about it
laundreydhull: wut and a half hours ago?
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Antimuffin: 66 months! the months of the beast?
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DeM0nFiRe: BRO
laundreydhull: yes, The BRO Dynasty
Juliamon: !bro
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aitsu100: random badger
NewtyNewts: BRoTHERS'
sora_mayura: for bus sake post system
princess_intell: please call it BRO and nothing else during the entire PPR
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samu_btdp1985: a Friday ppr?
interiorexplosion: I hope Urza wins
princess_intell: bruh
odium_chlorite: some MTG of the BRO variety
M0rm0n_Freeman: My favorite spoiler so far is [BRO] Take Flight, because it sounds like a stoned frat dude encouraging you
RayFK: It was 3 days ago
Wiliart: For real, BRO?
Eggmojii: 10 AM "Pacific", whatever that means
RayFK: FINE
RayFK: I WILL
Dread_Pirate_Westley: At least some number of times (Zero is a number).
RayFK: NO
niccus: when... did the product end up arriving?
RayFK: I'LL BOTHER JAMES
arkham1981: any special guests?
flatluigi: bother james or tweet
Simonark: What set will SIS be?
princess_intell: this set is probably the best thing to happen to historic brawl since the mystical archive
aitsu100: #botherJames
CaptainSpam: Bruh. It's war, bruh.
NewtyNewts: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
laundreydhull: if y'all call it "The BRO Dynasty" then it's golden, like Harry Styles
Eggmojii: Magic The Gathering The Brothers War The Pre-Release Send Tweet.
Foxmar320: The more you know
samu_btdp1985: 5pm British I believe
TalpTheScot: hey thats not fair
M0rm0n_Freeman: Yeah can’t believe we’re gonna have two sets named BRO and MOM in the same standard rotation
TalpTheScot: thats ours!
interiorexplosion: Abolish time
princess_intell: good for canada?
VirtuaRailith: glad the ppr still happening. the dastardly supply chain delayed my 40k deck for like a month
laundreydhull: what history lesson did I miss lrrGRAHAM !?
MaskedThespian: 10am Pacific = 5pm GMT
richard_ermen: The day time began.
princess_intell: @laundreydhull scottish man living in canada invented timezones
TalpTheScot: as a scot I demand canada gives it back to us
thraximore: 10am Pacific = 1pm EST
Robot_Bones: Wow Magic the Gathering
richard_ermen: Did all the world have the same time before him? Curse that man!
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
samu_btdp1985: minus 7 at the moment
laundreydhull: @princess_intell ALL OF THEM!?
princess_intell: it's 1pm EST, the only timezone that matters to the East Coast
breankovic87: here in serbia is 11 PM
Eggmojii: so 1 am for me, let's gooooo
WrightJustice: -7 right now
Avery316: its 5pm GMT, because daylight savings messes with the normal difference
odium_chlorite: you're fun
NewtyNewts: Timezones is one thing, can we identify who gave us DST and get them off a sea cliff?
jovens_v: set does look fun from the spoilers I've seen so far
Eggmojii: +8 gang rise up
M0rm0n_Freeman: Will you be using the Tramsformers cards you pull?
sora_mayura: GMT is wonky cos we just getting used to daylight savings again
laundreydhull: yay(...?)
richard_ermen: @NewtyNewts I think that was the late 70s/early 80s and a weird attempt to save on fuel and other wonky shenanigans
Nukified: classic fun limited set
Cleekru: wait... original Daominaria? like ALPHa lrrBEEJ
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warboss5: Someone help, I've been listening to Hall and Oats "Out of Touch" on repeat all day because its Thursday!
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Robot_Bones: Lets seal dominaria back where it belongs
lirazel64: You're the boss, Boss.
odium_chlorite: wait we had a choice in the matter?
princess_intell: i've personally been pinching myself all week about all the retro artifact reprints FINALLY coming into arena
laundreydhull: 1st try Teferi(The real villain in BRO)
warboss5: Its a Twitter meme
Eggmojii: @laundreydhull now that's a wild statement
thraximore: You're out of touch~
laundreydhull: cool Vess
flatluigi: looks like green white to me
Tempest_of_Thought: Hi Graham! You're probably tired of hearing it by now but I hope you're doing well.
jovens_v: Love me some kicked Josu Vess
papagette: sylvan awakening ramp run down, lets go
princess_intell: i have a terrible, amazing mtg-related website idea
CururuGuasu: Ooo, Adam Sandler in black
M0rm0n_Freeman: New jhoira is very hard to make work in standard
41isprime: That's awesome!
Davlenagain: Just finished a rewatch of the Panaylsts recent, always enjoy your content
flatluigi: excited to hear that bell ring
aitsu100: Shalai Awakening can be fun
TheMandrew: you ring that bell sir!
laundreydhull: @eggmojii nono, He Is, Man. Ajani was right.
princess_intell: hope the bell gets rung soon
Tempest_of_Thought: That's great to hear, really happy for you, man!
Eggmojii: @laundreydhull #killthecat
M0rm0n_Freeman: WOOOOO
odium_chlorite: I have noticed your hair slowly growing back
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princess_intell: *knocks on all available vaguely wooden surfaces"
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interiorexplosion: DId you know you can just buy bells? And ring them whenever you want
virre_: That was a nice update to stumble into. Hope it will keep positive
papagette: could be even more omnivores!
samu_btdp1985: 3 rat colony lol
M0rm0n_Freeman: Take Yargle
Sibwow: did you ever show off that strawberry mark on the ol dome?
NewtyNewts: So, black-green then?
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Graham
kirbytronic: Green looks like mostly ramp
odium_chlorite: white green maybe?
laundreydhull: The Gatewatch are pretty much the Jedi Order and Ajani is Count Dooku. @eggmojii I'll @ u 1st!! TableHere FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis @eggmojii
Nukified: not much for jhoira, that's unfortunate
princess_intell: @kirbytronic so green looks like green
Eggmojii: @interiorexplosion sounds... illegal
Mrsodaking: The white lightning bolt is in this set? :0
Ukon_Cairns: 4 thallid omnivores and 8 crazy knights probably not the best starting point, but itd probably be my starting point
lirazel64: The only way out is through... I told the chemo nurse, "I mean this in the kindest way, but I hope we never meet here again."
samu_btdp1985: YARGLE baby
laundreydhull: illegal? good.
Eggmojii: @laundreydhull that works because I'm an avid Anakin fan
princess_intell: i hope the full card gallery goes up soon, i want to see if any more cool reprints are coming into arena
jovens_v: oh right that poet does make a nice value loop with eldest reborn
kirbytronic: No fixing? Sounds like time for 5 color
azidbern95: are we down to Bargle?
Spades_Slicc: Fixing is for cowards, return to middleschool magic
Mrsodaking: GB looks fun(gus)
lamina5432: That vampire is still just good
LurkerSpine: I'd go GW just for Shalai tbh
Simonark: We all hope everyone is well, but you're the one on screen. Also the other reasons, obviously. But if Matt or Cori drift past randomly we hope fiercely their day is going well
AtomicAlchemical: If we do go W, do we potentially care about the Shalai activation here?
Eggmojii: @spades_slicc get those sleeves out of here, were playing on the pavement
LunchB0x_13: Urg?
princess_intell: @Eggmojii true bravery
laundreydhull: If only rat colony can go infinite in limited...
odium_chlorite: 5 colour all fixing
samu_btdp1985: 3 spaces 3 colonies the universe is telling us
FaultyMidget: Grow from the Ashes get away with Shalai as well maybe?
MagicSeeker1: Does Kazarov need red to be good? Or is it just bonus?
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Unas84: they finally let me back into my account, time to celebrate!
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princess_intell: ah, 5 color pile, the greatest tradition in limited
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Robot_Bones: The mending is historic
theymerLoviatar: ah yes, the Historic Shortsword
RayFK: Short sword is also just good
odium_chlorite: we splash for Shalai on account of Shalai.
Avery316: what is a historic spell? I wasnt following Magic when this set came out
princess_intell: is there any way of knowing *roughly* when the full card gallery is going up?
Ukon_Cairns: i kinda want the powerstone shard just for the big kicker costs, but i have to assume theres better things to be doing
kirbytronic: Blessing?
odium_chlorite: @Avery316 Sagas, artifacts, and legends
MaskedThespian: @Avery316 Historic = Legendary, Saga, or Artifact
yuan42: no yargle cap22Sadge
papagette: 18 lands? we got mana sinks
jazzyjrw: Mending is recursion
Avery316: aha, thank you
Robot_Bones: Mending is grave yard recusion
Derthon: mending?
41isprime: eldest reborn is recursion
kirbytronic: I forgot my sub to Serge lapsed so I don't have my Chair emote anymore
Eggmojii: Are wizards pushing powerstones because they got a little out of control with treasures?
Simonark: Playing Shalai is a victory in itself
Spades_Slicc: @Eggmojii might just be because dominaria
yuan42: @Eggmojii i mean, its also just thematically fitting as well
Gwentian: dominaria draft with graham?!?! heck yeah!
Tempest_of_Thought: Historic was such a fun mechanic, I wish it was more relevant outside of limited.
princess_intell: i like treasure, it was a good evergreen thing
RayFK: Yargle
jazzyjrw: You should definitely be running Mending with Shalai and Josu
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Ukon_Cairns: did we want a mountain for sengir? or too greedy
papagette: red for kazarov`?
iris_of_ether: Yargle I've come to bargle
Eggmojii: treasure is cool, although a bit much at this point. Powerstones on the other hand... 🤢
laundreydhull: y'know, evrything in Dominaria is why everything in DMU is what it is; for instance in Omniscience Drafts, The domain mechanic is useless.
RayFK: Recursion
korvys: Ramp
LurkerSpine: graveyard recursion I guess?
jazzyjrw: graveyard recursion that ramps
kumatsu: Greetings from the Flesh and Blood World Championship venue SeriousSloth
odium_chlorite: Graham Stark, known liar
Ukon_Cairns: with luck mending gives you josu in hand and enough lands in play to kick him PrideShrug
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ian and Heather make this into a Stream of lies. Now you, too?
Gwentian: yargle has come to bargle
princess_intell: i had an amazing, bad mtg website idea: "why magic players are mad this week"
TheInnsanity: Yargle! Yargle!
laundreydhull: ooh. o e Yargle. is that too much power?
kirbytronic: How goes the dual PPR and Bus prep?
princess_intell: with sections like "evergreen whining", "current whining" and "legitimate concerns"
laundreydhull: Yargle is historic
squ3e: Yargle is Eternal-ly in our hearts
laundreydhull: oh no, reel bad
Sibwow: graham whats your opinion on dill
spinebustertee: i appreciate graham's halo of peach fuzz
interiorexplosion: I would simply draw 2 forests
Sibwow: wise man
NewtyNewts: I ate it
Spades_Slicc: Interesting
Painfully_Dyslexic: If I make a preorder on cardkingdom can I add to it before it ships?
aitsu100: mmm pickles
princess_intell: is it like cilantro where some people taste soap
RayFK: Well fine I WON'T bring all this dill I grew for you
RayFK: Ass
laundreydhull: weh!?
Gwentian: but it's so good with fish!!
nero_long: whats dill?
Sorator13: I like dill in certain contexts, and not at all in others.
squ3e: combat triick?
Mrsodaking: Dill flavour chips are really popular here
Sorator13: there's a great addictive garlic & dill & ranch powder cracker mix that I used to make
Unas84: uuuh, sure?
lirazel64: *makes note* No pickles for Graham.
theymerLoviatar: I used to be ambivalent about dill, then I worked at a con under a person whose personal brand is being obsessed with dill chips and now I have a strong hesitation towards dill
Jmonkey49: garlic pickle is the superior pickle
sora_mayura: Pride1000 given AFAIK I will be missing out on Night Watch of the bus shifts, here's my support of the eternal desert road trip in the 18-00 zone
Sibwow: @lirazel64 pickles are great just dont dill them
Sorator13: @nero_long it's an herb. It's one of the main ones in ranch, if you've had that.
Simonark: Were they ashamed of the kavu?
RAZRBCK08: I'm with Adam that people should block more than they do but that was an odd choice
Juliamon: I don't actively dislike the flavor of dill, but I sure don't like when a perfume uses a certain aromachemical that's meant to imitate sandalwood but reads as dill for a lot of people (including myself).
laundreydhull: saproling learns wae of the blade
LurkerSpine: is oppo trying to live the dream?
Gwentian: sour.cream and dill is an all time favorite spice for chips in my home!
KanisGamesTV: thats a big dog
NewtyNewts: This deck does NOT care for Green this game
Sorator13: !card Kazarov, Sengir
LRRbot: Kazarov, Sengir Pureblood [5BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [4/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on Kazarov, Sengir Pureblood. / {3}{R}: Kazarov deals 2 damage to target creature.
Juliamon: (so if someone ever smells like dill to you, it might be their perfume!)
nero_long: @nero_long thank you for explaining
princess_intell: i'm so stoked for DB this year. it's my first!
r10pez10: what if they just are a bit of a dill
princess_intell: i plan to watch as much as is reasonable live
laundreydhull: ruh oats
Sorator13: @princess_intell Same!!
Unas84: deck ... c'mon
kirbytronic: I'm a little sad Ramos isn't in Brother's War
laundreydhull: James, come back.
theymerLoviatar: @princess_intell DB newbies unite, I started to watch LRR literally days before last DB
NewtyNewts: Forests? What are those?
squ3e: Will there be a DB Highlight reel for youtube?
TalpTheScot: you did put forests in right?
princess_intell: @theymerLoviatar ditto!
Sorator13: !card Traxos, Scourge
LRRbot: Traxos, Scourge of Kroog [4] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [7/7] | Trample / Traxos, Scourge of Kroog enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever you cast a historic spell, untap Traxos.
theymerLoviatar: @kirbytronic he is tho
lamina5432: You could do first strike damage than sac the knight to block
laundreydhull: where is lrrJAMES when he needs him!?
princess_intell: there's a whole channel
NewtyNewts: There will be a Desert Bus highlight PLAYLIST
Sibwow: the entire thing is a highlight, first of all
Juliamon: squ3e In a manner of speaking.
LurkerSpine: I'd like to introduce you to the Video Strike Team
Sibwow: second of all vst.ninja
Gwentian: I'm sad traxos is not in. brothers war
Unas84: you won't be able to see the Desert for all the Bus
kumatsu: so much desert you could fill a bus with it
squ3e: Sick
RAZRBCK08: the Desert Bus channel is the highlights
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Technically, no?
Sorator13: deck...
YeomanAres: is desert bus hybrid again this year?
laundreydhull: lrrJAMES send help!!
korvys: The VST highlights like, 80% of the entire run, it's wild
TehAmelie: dill is like a filler episode of food. inoffensive, but i can't say i'd notice if it was left out of anything that uses it
lirazel64: Nigh-infinite DB
sora_mayura: the VST are legends and I have been BINGING, especially the lifetimes
virre_: There is one week of bus and then a week of catching up on all the bus
theymerLoviatar: so I have three Adeliz in my pool, do I run all three or just two
EvilBadman: It's how I watch Dawnguard, lol
virre_: or rather a month of catching up
LurkerSpine: chump and sac?
Aarek: the interactive poster is usually a pretty good highlight source
yuan42: gotta say, i love the 0 historic traxos from our opp
Eggmojii: @princess_intell I have an unused twitter called "Worst MTG Takes" so I'm interested
sora_mayura: @yeomanares zeta are hone shift, the rest are studio
sora_mayura: *home
Simonark: As someone who lost track of how many buses, lucky all of you newcomers, hope you have a great time
Juliamon: You spend a week watching Desert Bus and then the next 11 months watching all the parts you somehow managed to miss
aitsu100: im excited to see the new idea for the RDP button
EvilBadman: ^this
kirbytronic: @kirbytronic Ramos specifically is in Brother's War? Or are you just putting them under the banner of Dragon Engine?
Juliamon: even though it was only a week, it STILL takes 11 months to watch
Juliamon: it defies logic
Sorator13: oh rip
theymerLoviatar: Ramos is in the old-border cards for BRO
princess_intell: @Eggmojii probably too much work to actually ever do anything with the idea, but people get way too viscerally angry about a hobby
laundreydhull: too late, #BlameJames
Eggmojii: @princess_intell and it's comedy gold
TalpTheScot: wow
korvys: Hey Graham, remember to add a mountain
grometty: rip
laundreydhull: cut green; got it.
Spades_Slicc: This is a sick mono black deck
kirbytronic: Ah, well, I meant as a new card, as much as I loved my mechanical pseudo-deity
CAKHost: Wow DB will be 16 this month? It's old enough to at least get a job now! :P
aitsu100: arena hates green this game
princess_intell: @Eggmojii i would probably read it regularly
Unas84: was that all of our swamps?
TeamDarkBeginning: mountain!
NewtyNewts: Not putting that mountain in?
KanisGamesTV: the mountain
41isprime: Mountain!
lirazel64: Mountain?
CAKHost: Well, maybe in 6 months, I guess...
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Sorator13: clearly, we should not add more off-color lands to the deck we just had color issues with
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: wassup G!
Ukon_Cairns: whats more common than a game of magic the gathering thats statistically unlikely PrideShrug
laundreydhull: @aitsu100 I mean,... when in Eldraine...
laundreydhull: u is fine, lrrFINE
Sorator13: HOpefully a good kind of weird!
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Spades_Slicc: Why'd you put a forest in your orzov deck?
princess_intell: LRR is plenty busy, you are fine
Sorator13: @Trebs42 hey wait a second...
aitsu100: yay brocolli
Simonark: First there was a mountain, then there was no mountain
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: im so excited for DB22
laundreydhull: mountains aren't molehills! They're not everything!
princess_intell: back to back DB and PPR are no joke
laundreydhull: pls back 2back safely LRR?!
princess_intell: i'm legit really excited about BRO
Cleekru: is there a PPR in December too? I lost track of all the mtg sets by now...
kirbytronic: It's okay Graham you'll be able to sleep in... I dunno, Feb, probably?
laundreydhull: never naught
squ3e: are there dual lands in this format?
Juliamon: Cleekru This is the last one for the year
laundreydhull: dinger
aitsu100: rip
Sibwow: oh mox amber
odium_chlorite: didn't say please
Sibwow: love that card
theymerLoviatar: I say Cap-ASH-en, am I incorrect
Unas84: oh right, I meant to ask, is there no guests for the BRO PPR or are they still to be announced?
Cleekru: @Juliamon gotcha, thx!
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Sibwow: no guests Unas84
theymerLoviatar: @Unas84 no guests
squ3e: @Unas84 no guests
princess_intell: mechanics look sick, historic brawl is getting some AMAZING staples, and there's a lot of easter eggs for MTG history nuts
Simonark: Raff Capuchin, from all-monkey alternative Dominaria
Unas84: very prompt everyone, thanks :D
TeamDarkBeginning: @squ3e the enemy check lands
Zael250: Sword + Animus?
Jariah: another counter incoming
Dread_Pirate_Westley: LoadingReadyRun? Those people are great!
narset6691: oooo classic dominaria
princess_intell: there's a whole cycle of assembly workers named tower, mine, and power plant that get stronger when they're all on the board
princess_intell: that's so fun
LurkerSpine: #bringBackForceSpike
MaskedThespian: Plus he turned on Mox Amber
squ3e: syncopate x=0 incoming
odium_chlorite: any particular reason for no guests or just logistics, and considering today it probably was a good idea
kirbytronic: How dare you have Graham's favorite card, opponent
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Kyir: Video Games!
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Unas84: yeah makes sense
narset6691: is opponent really running mox amber in limited
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: its not my fault my professor died one week into the semester and left us with the worst prof in the department
41isprime: Does fungal plots only work on your creatures?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: (the actual story behind my name)
Sorator13: What, no one wanted to come for the PPR and stay through DB? Kappa
NewtyNewts: Imma kick it!
Wiliart: It does make the BRO release a LRR family affair.
Wolfstrike_NL: you could also mill for more creatures in the bin
Sibwow: we could have had the mountain Kappa
FITorion: got anything silly planned? silly magic content is the best
princess_intell: desert bus seems like such a cool thing to throw on in the background while i do whatever
kirbytronic: Featuring guests Andrew, Jacob, and Erika
41isprime: !fungal plots
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: to be clear he got better (medically dead for a minute or two) but missed the semester
princess_intell: it's LRR, of course they do
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: so psyched for BRO
squ3e: I'm eating some mall chinese food rn and I swear MSG might be the greatest thing ever invented
richbetterhavemyqian: oh is PPR tomorrow
Juliamon: They did mention P/CP
Sorator13: @squ3e absolutely
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: my Sharuum deck is loving this set
41isprime: !card Fungal plots
LRRbot: Fungal Plots [1G] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / Sacrifice two Saprolings: You gain 2 life and draw a card.
princess_intell: @squ3e isn't it though? you can even buy it in a shaker as a seasoning
Simonark: Ben's Hypothetical Deck Tech of Mystery
Sorator13: oh dear
KanisGamesTV: shreked
Ukon_Cairns: ahh, so fungal plots isnt grave hate
kirbytronic: Kathleen just throws a knife between Ben and Nelson and tells them to fight
Sibwow: are we getting a sylex power ranking in punt counterpunt?
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Echo__AJ: The quarter year!
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laundreydhull: oh, frogot the mill-chanics
Spades_Slicc: cool flying 3/3, anyway
princess_intell: is ben coming to DB this year?
princess_intell: wheeler
Sorator13: Kathleen tweeted part of the script :D
NewtyNewts: It'll shuffle into your deck next turn
odium_chlorite: I assume Judge Video will also be present
Sorator13: Or that, sure :D
TheWriterAleph: oppo stop
flouncy_magooo: Ah, I see they brought back Dominaria Classic
squ3e: Opponents deck seems sweet tbh
kirbytronic: The mighty Judge Video, brother of the honorable Judge Pimp Santa
korvys: What was the app she was using - it seemed to have the audio at the bottom, and the script at the top?
Unas84: @Sibwow I mean, seems a given, right?
princess_intell: also, i kind of want kathleen's storytime corner, where she just describes the entire plot of the antiquities novel
kirbytronic: Yeah, when you were saying Mending was bad, I was... confused xD
KanisGamesTV: reading the card does in fact explain the card
Sorator13: say it together chat... reading the card...
bytecaster: It makes for more of a dramatic twist in the stream though if you don't finish reading them
Eggmojii: yooo got the week off for DB. that's 3 years running now. as per tradition, I will not be leaving the couch at all.
Sibwow: worldspell is indeed bad
odium_chlorite: look, we can't blame you, 2018 green cards be like that
narset6691: thats in the other dominaria!!!
Painfully_Dyslexic: haha reading the cards, like that's something easily done
Ukon_Cairns: theyre 2020 green cards, we dont know if its even possible to finish reading those cards
MaskedThespian: @princess_intell There's part of me that wants to see her do this whilst drunk, a la Drunken Histories
princess_intell: @Sorator13 is for nerds?
Sorator13: @Sorator13 LUL
princess_intell: @MaskedThespian yessssss
lirazel64: The art on the World spell is similar.
kirbytronic: Just like the other knight, and Thalid Dad
NewtyNewts: More than one thing can be bad.
LurkerSpine: is it creature only?
Eggmojii: @sorator13 explains the card... except for when it doesn't
kirbytronic: @princess_intell There is a Drunk History of Dominaria from a couple years ago
squ3e: Maybe kill tet
squ3e: to block the oneones
Eggmojii: @newtynewts impossible
laundreydhull: @lirazel64 one is a statue!
MagicHippie1972: block then sack?
kirbytronic: I think James played Urza in it
NewtyNewts: @Eggmojii Whoops, my bad, you're right
MagicHippie1972: ooooooohhhhh got cha
Sorator13: @Eggmojii look, most of the time it works
aggrocrow: Tetsuko says "one or less"
bebuiscit: sac, fungal, eat 2
laundreydhull: wait, uwe should at least dye
princess_intell: "once upon a time there were two brothers who hated each others guts, so they blew up a continent. the end."
Eggmojii: James playing Urza? That checks out #BlameJames
Eggmojii: (noooo I'm sorry James, you're great)
laundreydhull: BOP
MagicHippie1972: nice top deck
smashy_030: just popped by to ask, is graham recovering?
TheWriterAleph: back in it baybeee
Sibwow: live on board
LurkerSpine: hold
kirbytronic: Completely & Unquestionably Accurate History of Dominaria
princess_intell: @kirbytronic thanks for the link! i had no idea how to google for it
odium_chlorite: @Eggmojii Of curse James would play Urza, he always draws the Saga
Spades_Slicc: "if I live I have lethel" -OP
NewtyNewts: !card memorial to unity
LRRbot: Memorial to Unity | Land | Memorial to Unity enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Memorial to Unity: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
laundreydhull: LUL LUL LUL
LurkerSpine: why isn't oppo attacking?
theymerLoviatar: kick that centaur!
Xaunaught: mailed it
NewtyNewts: It hits your deck, not the discard?
narset6691: what a lucksack!!!! :D
Sorator13: woooow
Sorator13: lrrFINE
Eggmojii: @odium_chlorite I've only ever seen him draw a land
MagicHippie1972: nice
FaultyMidget: Thatll turn a race around
KanisGamesTV: you do
laundreydhull: @lurkerspine I'll bet they regret it now
Sorator13: You do, exactly
Kyir: ez game
Jariah: GG!
Nukified: lol
Sorator13: jeez
clashowenbash8: this is why we love kicker
MagicHippie1972: lrrSIG
coolnezz09: ggs
Sibwow: Josu and the pussycats
aitsu100: army in a can
1y1e: this format rules
CururuGuasu: Time for 8 crazy knights
ashteranic: lol 8 of them what
laundreydhull: Can Ye Steppe!?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: that all...just happened
TalpTheScot: I have no idea how you turned this around
Wolfstrike_NL: beep beep
aggrocrow: Adam Sandler!
TheWriterAleph: "that has menace?!"
meepsalot: never did you not have it
Mazrae: that turned around quickly
KanisGamesTV: no math only flunge
aggrocrow: I think that's just victory
Spades_Slicc: Cleaving Skyrider
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Graham, remember to add a mountain
Sorator13: math is for blockers
sora_mayura: cards in hand?
Sorator13: and also dead people
distractdelude: GG!
Jariah: what card lol
Wolfstrike_NL: mountain
lirazel64: Wheee!
iris_of_ether: !clip
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TeamDarkBeginning: mountain!!
Sorator13: what a comeback! :D
laundreydhull: maniacal
Jariah: what a card
princess_intell: i wonder how adam will manage to antagonize chat tomorrow
ninja_theory_ashrams: thank you RNGesus
odium_chlorite: @Eggmojii that's the joke, Urza's Saga is a land
MagicHippie1972: rhadHype
aggrocrow: Vicotory!
nero_long: all those top decks
MaskedThespian: I remember kicking Josu Vess in the Dominaria paper prerelease. It's an absolute beating
KanisGamesTV: nah pure skill
Eggmojii: I wonder what Gavin will do this time...
FaultyMidget: Been a long time since Ive seen Josu kicked. Feels good still
KanisGamesTV: ez
TalpTheScot: heart of the cards stuff
narset6691: sylvan awakening also would have done it
TemporallyAwry: !findquote luck
LRRbot: Quote #4585: "Luck is a game of skill." —Reuben Bresler [2018-01-05]
narset6691: just run them over with lands!
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bwk789: 34 months, that's older than me!
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Mazrae: drew all the right cards that you needed
kirbytronic: You probably do? That's weird
kilnfiendpotter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
kilnfiendpotter: 9 months! That's long enough to grow a whole human or at least several cucumbers! Always happy to be here. <3
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jazzyjrw: you can search for a:vil to find the stained glass lands
bwk789: Hey Michelle!!!!!
kilnfiendpotter: Hello friends!!!
KierenWinter: Hello Graham and Chair! How are you both doing?
Painfully_Dyslexic: does anyone else make sure that all their basics are different printings in their decks?
NewtyNewts: I misheard that as several hu-cumbers
kirbytronic: Hi Michelle
odium_chlorite: they really need to fix the basics problem cause good lord the number of pages just keeps growing
kilnfiendpotter: Hi friends!
Sorator13: @odium_chlorite learn the set or the artist of the ones you like and filter by that!
princess_intell: @Painfully_Dyslexic ...basics have to match
narset6691: not if they fall on your sword!
Sorator13: stained glass DMU lands are easy enough to find that way
odium_chlorite: @odium_chlorite oh I know that, it's still annoying
kilnfiendpotter: Oh man, I loved this set.
NewtyNewts: They're playing your colours too!
Sorator13: Definitely can use improvement, for sure
theymerLoviatar: I always play all different basics in all of my decks, maximum art appreciation!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'll do it in Paper, but not Arena.
sora_mayura: ALL THE PRETTY LANDS
LurkerSpine: I do in my commander decks that have 2 or less of the same basic land types
LurkerSpine: same basic lands* not types
princess_intell: stained glass DMU lands are the best variants on arena right now imo
aitsu100: team choas
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F1SHOR: I'm just to lazy to change basics on arena
Spades_Slicc: The OG
Skudd: Had to double check, but the set code for Dominaria ona Arena is DAR for some reason, so you'd want to search set:dar
kirbytronic: I love my Unstable Basics. But I've been considering a 1 of for all the awesome full arts they've been putting out
bytecaster: Hello Serra Angel, have you met my friend Pierce?
NewtyNewts: Knock it outta the sky?
WiJohn: ca-caw!
laundreydhull: Serra Angel? "Dye!"
kilnfiendpotter: I try to use my Tokyo lands as often as possible.
bwk789: sideboard tech in the mainboard? nice
Sibwow: i got a draft set of stained glass basics from card kingdom dot com slash lrr
NewtyNewts: Time to mend?
RayFK: Aryel is V good
Sorator13: @kirbytronic That would be very fun
princess_intell: i think what i love about the stained glass lands are how "themselves" they look
theymerLoviatar: thallid: *eats sword*
bytecaster: All those fungi sharing a single sword between them
KanisGamesTV: when your army has the one sword that it just passes around
tru_boredom: I had an interesting match with an opponent that had an aryel in the mtg 30 arena draft..... in the end I milled them out
frank_the_great: Are the Unfinity lands in Arena? I really love the planet ones
kilnfiendpotter: No! I didn't see that! That's hilarious
ninja_theory_ashrams: potato salad
kirbytronic: Dammit Adam and Will
farmall_farmer subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
farmall_farmer: PPR tomorrow and Graham today, what an embarrassment of riches
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theymerLoviatar: Adam Ant Will... do a combat trick
laundreydhull: they are, 1st op was styling them
aggrocrow: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
princess_intell: can't wait to brew new and novel ways to kill my opponents on the 15th
NewtyNewts: Bruh
kilnfiendpotter: They just bring back good memories of our last big trip. :-)
bwk789: I try and go for full art or same plane e.g. florian in vamp mountain and lurrus in ikoria childs plains
aggrocrow: also, I've noticed cards don't get animations anymore. when did that happen?
laundreydhull: aka; The BRUH Lands
F1SHOR: wait ppr is tomorrow? sweet
squ3e: @aggrocrow pretty sure they have more dulled animations for performance
aitsu100: im still not ok with the giant hand boardwipe
Spades_Slicc: The animations are fun except when you have a stack of decayed zombies all attacking
bwk789: Love the noise and sound variations for creatures caw caw
kilnfiendpotter: I do miss the Arena animations, and especially the TikToks of people making those animations.
kilnfiendpotter: Anyone remember the three bananas for Questing Beast?
odium_chlorite: I honestly would prefer if arena has no animation so I didn't have to look at Questing Beast ugly a** model ever again
kirbytronic: Moose Scream At You
squ3e: @odium_chlorite pretty sure you can turn them off in settings
Skudd: My only issue with Arena's animations is how long some of them are
princess_intell: i have a gut feeling that not having magic online in-house means that Arena's going to get a lot of love and attention in the next year
squ3e: but 1-800 dont quote me
bytecaster: @odium_chlorite I assume it is hard to model a card that changes on every reading
Anubis169: Helloooooooo G & Chat! lrrAWESOME
Sorator13: @Skudd what, you don't like sitting through each of your decayed zombies decaying one by one?
bwk789: what is the red splash for in the deck?
Anubis169: oh nicely done
bytecaster: @bwk789 Activated ability on our rare vampire
princess_intell: @Sorator13 that sounds awful, thanks
kirbytronic: Pthoo
F1SHOR: 9 we are back in this game now
CravenMonki subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
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iamthemidboss: Hey Graham, just wanted to say I'm on vacation in Victoria and have been exploring Vancouver Island because of all the amazing stuff the folks at LRR share. I've super enjoyed it out here and have loved every moment of being on the island this week!!
bwk789: @bytecaster i think i know the one
kirbytronic: *secrets*
iris_of_ether: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Sorator13: ooh, the pronoun game? I love that!
FacelessManAboutTown: That was a very non-specfic specfic question
squ3e: Oooooo desert bus spoilers, Graham does something!
Anubis169: hihi Kathleen :D
TheInnsanity: mom and dad are talking in code so the kids (us) don't know what they're saying
RayFK: Oh god we're coming up on her birthday aren't we
ninja_theory_ashrams: it's in that place you put that thing that time
Sorator13: "You're paying for our daughter's college tuition!"
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrDARK
aitsu100: ouch
kilnfiendpotter: Hi Kathleen!!
NewtyNewts: What a wonderful 0
Anubis169: RayFK, we are!
kilnfiendpotter: @RayFK Oh hai friend
NewtyNewts: Dinger.
RayFK: @kilnfiendpotter oh hey buddy!
princess_intell: spoilers for desert bus: a bunch of comedians are going to be in the same room at the same time
Sorator13: You could cast him if you draw an untapped land?
BasilHunter: Desert Bus this year starts on my kid's birthday, he'll be 8
Sorator13: but I'm not sure it matters
bwk789: is there a db countdown twitch command?
Juliamon: That's the command
vargasbball3 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
vargasbball3: hey my two favorite people are on nice to see you both
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Anubis169: !countdown
Juliamon: !db countdown
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bytecaster: "The kids"
bwk789: Thanks Juliamon!!
Anubis169: heyoooooooo
RayFK: Smol
NewtyNewts: Welcome new streamer
lirazel64: Hi Mom!
sora_mayura: hi mom!
Kyir: RIP
emberBecky: halloo
Sorator13: oh no
Sibwow: hello kathleen
kirbytronic: We've been told you're making Ben and Nelson fight to the death tomorrow
Persephonehime95: heyo!
Anubis169: the chair is also back
aitsu100: the framing is fine
LurkerSpine: sneaky chair
Nukified: chair is dangerous
Wolfstrike_NL: Are we allowed to act out like kids now mom?
frank_the_great: Howdy Kathleen, I hope you're doing well!
TheThirdTail: Chairs are difficult for us short people
squ3e: lets rap
iris_of_ether: braven10EYE braven10TRI braven10PRISM braven10KNOT braven10HEX
odium_chlorite: hi Kathleeen
princess_intell: the plight of short people everywhere
aggrocrow: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Juliamon: I have!
niccus: oh really
laundreydhull: ight?
RayFK: HOW IS IT ALWAYS KING GIZZ
RayFK: ALWAYS
aggrocrow: it's Kathleen time!
Juliamon: They are!
YeomanAres: I thought you were going to sit backwards on the chair like the cool teacher
Xaunaught: I HAD been noticing that Kathleen
NewtyNewts: A lot of the giz
Sibwow: vote king gizard vote kathleen
aggrocrow: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
MaskedThespian: Hi Kathleen. How much money would we have to send you in order for you to do a Drunken Histories-style segment with regards to retelling some part of Magic's story?
Cleekru: 3??? just in OCTOBER????
Mazrae: doesn't this notice usually come out during DB
kilnfiendpotter: this stream has turned into a King Gizzard stan session, and I'm here for it
Jennie_Fuchsia: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
kirbytronic: Jordan, you've known her long enough to know it always was going to be
FacelessManAboutTown: Brave New Faves plays magic is a stream I would sub to
iris_of_ether: braven10HEX You can hear more Gizz on Saturdays at 9:30PM PST! braven10HEX
tsuuisalie: opinions on infest the rats' nest?
NotCainNorAbel: braven10PRISM
NewtyNewts: BRaven
princess_intell: so... i'll get a king gizz album that sounds like folklore?
aitsu100: alt pop shoegaze screamo has a chance
Juliamon: Ice Death Planets Mushrooms something something
Anubis169: the full name was too long
tru_boredom: infest the rats nest was pretty clearly targeted to me
Public_Goat: and lungs
tsuuisalie: @princess_intell yes.
iris_of_ether: Musical modes!
korvys: "Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Infest the Rat's Nest and Polygondwanaland are so A++ for me
Sibwow: i love 15 minute long jammy tracks
Eggmojii: I haven't really been digging the past few Gizz releases but that's totally fine
Anubis169: the eagles?
Anubis169: sold
bwk789: I put crumbling castles as I walk to the bus stop most mornings as its about the right length
sora_mayura: Pride1000 team mom team mom team mom team mom
tsuuisalie: my favorite king giz album is nonagon infinity, it's so good
Eggmojii: I've still got Poly, FMB and Fishies and that's all I need really
TemporallyAwry: Can someone explain "Dad Rock" or is that just what it sounds like?
princess_intell: king gizz has the largest volumetric output i think i've ever seen
Juliamon: Throw them in your Bandcamp cart today and buy them tomorrow because it's Bandcamp Friday!
RayFK: You know how often I say to myself "Man I love Jethro Tull" Kappa
Sibwow: @RayFK constantly
niccus: ngl the cover of Changes made me think it was going to be a whole album of Sadie Sorceress
iris_of_ether: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Anubis169: TemporallyAwry: Heavy on the acoustic guitars mixed with electric
Anubis169: 70s era
Xaunaught: Solidarity I am working in an Oodie
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - Tijuana Taxi time
narset6691: have the cards not arrived yet!
princess_intell: @TemporallyAwry my guess is REM, that's why my dad listen to
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I love that they finally went full Beastie Boys with Sadie Sorceress, it was only a matter of time
narset6691: the pre-prerelease is tommorow!
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
Anubis169: normally a little downtempo
Spritz_T: yeah, i can understand the need for comfortable pants
Anubis169: really lovely vocals
sora_mayura: and imma probably head to bed soon... sleep to stream, yay
TemporallyAwry: @Anubis169 @princess_intell - thanks you LuvSign
ToastPlain_: how many tubs do you have?
NewtyNewts: A nice fresh Tupperware of it
Juliamon: narset6691 They arrived 3h ago!
ninja_theory_ashrams: ngl, the thing I hyper fixate on at the moment is Quantum Leap
Sorator13: that sounds like a dangerously portioned margarita mix, lol
Mai_Andra: I stepped away for a few minutes, and LRRMTG has been subverted by BNF? lrrSPOOP
NewtyNewts: Yes Kathleen?
Simonark: Tibs, Tobs and Tebs sadly don't exist.
narset6691: @Juliamon thats cutting it close!
Eggmojii: I prefer solo Ian Anderson over Tull but I'll take Gentle Giant over any prog rock anyday
Anubis169: koolNO koolNO koolNO koolNO koolNO koolNO koolNO koolNO koolNO koolNO
kilnfiendpotter: LRR A cappella!
laundreydhull: pfft, pff, pff, pfft, pff, pff, pfft!
EvilBadman: Ah, this is the Lurmtug
RayFK: That's a DB preview right there
RayFK: From Kathleen
bwk789: Kathleen, can you do a BNF stream thats EU friendly soon?
interiorexplosion: I blame Gavin
MaskedThespian: Hi Kathleen. How much money would we have to send you in order for you to do a Drunken Histories-style segment with regards to retelling some part of Magic's story?
laundreydhull: LRR-Capella
kirbytronic: Can I blame Canada Post?
tru_boredom: I agree with the EU friendly brave new faves
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NewtyNewts: Second Audience
Anubis169: the playlist generator!
NotCainNorAbel: seabatBRAIN
bwk789: That would be awesome!!! Thanks for responding :D
princess_intell: i've just been re-listening to taylor swift's discography and discovering how much i like and admire her as an artist
niccus: i was wondering if they'd fly gavin with the cards in an emergency
Sibwow: you could do a character for the regular time slot
RAZRBCK08: Gavin just makes the cards he doesn't send them places
NewtyNewts: No, you have been Mundane'd!
bwk789: Bye Kathleen
kilnfiendpotter: Unfortunately, I haven't been able to make any BNF streams recently, because sleep
bytecaster: To be fair, everybody does
Anubis169: hehehehe
laundreydhull: lrrKATHLEEN everybody!!
Anubis169: welcome back G
Eggmojii: any other Gentle Giant fans in the chat?
shomotion: byee
LurkerSpine: Graham "Long Torso" Stark
Tom_Bruise: that's a weird way of saying you're larger
Eggmojii: I can always dream:p
sora_mayura: so, I've got what I'm sleeping to during DB sorted, take a wild guess
odium_chlorite: "the chair you said is too low" said the man who's 195 cm
princess_intell: @niccus now i'm picturing gavin in a basement with a magic marker and a bunch of basic lands
kilnfiendpotter: Bye Kathleen!
RayFK: Tired
NotCainNorAbel: now for the Graham music rant
bytecaster: @LurkerSpine That's too long, how about Lorso
NewtyNewts: Tor-So! Tor-So! Tor-So!
The_Quiet_Alestain: tired
aitsu100: sore
Anubis169: now i've seen the size of your hands up close Graham, how massive is that glass?
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
kilnfiendpotter: Just making dinner, nothing special
Juliamon: sleeby
Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m having an argument with ikea pieces
Sibwow: 2.54 times inches
serramarkov: I'm well, thank you, I hope you are the same@
Eggmojii: we want Graham music takes and opinions
MaskedThespian: Keepable, apparently
laundreydhull: Arena likes tripping too much.
sora_mayura: ooh, all of the land types
FaultyMidget: Colourful?
odium_chlorite: 6'3''
lirazel64: That hand is color-ful
Cleekru: oh? we playing 5c good stuff?
Tom_Bruise: 6 5?
princess_intell: @Jennie_Fuchsia if you yell loud enough, the neighbors send nice people in blue uniforms to help you
NotCainNorAbel: gotta get the .5 in
bwk789: G, you're 6'4" in our hearts :)
Eggmojii: I've met Graham and I can confirm he is a foot taller than me.
Sibwow: sure but thats before the heels
ToastPlain_: Graham no you have the lands on the wrong side
Earthenone: you are a craw worm where it counts
princess_intell: all of LRR is freaking tall
Anubis169: <-- 6ft dead on
korvys: !quote Graham
LRRbot: Quote #1392: "Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro? Bro! Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro." —Graham [2014-08-01]
sora_mayura: lands go on the left!
LurkerSpine: same hat opponent
odium_chlorite: it was me who converted imperial to metric wrong
EvilBadman: @anubis169 what are you alive
korvys: Oh, timely quote
Juliamon: Timely quote!
princess_intell: i'm 5'3, the crew are basically giants to me
Anubis169: EvilBadman: hold on, i'll check
Juliamon: Gonna write that number down
ChrisGMiller: You all seem normal sized to me.
Anubis169 checks
Simonark: Honestly, as a 6'8" minor kaiju, anything above 6'4" is just gratuitous
Spades_Slicc: LRR might be giants
korvys: Jesus
AtomicAlchemical: Who is the shortest LRRerson?
Anubis169: yeah bill was TALL
princess_intell: for reference, Cam is 6'0
RAZRBCK08: Bill being a literal giant threw everyone's perception off
Anubis169: didn't he have to duck to get in doorways?
bwk789: Matt W is also surprisingly tall
frank_the_great: You're so tall that you'd get destroyed by Bar Entry
RayFK: Yeah I'm glad I got Matt and Andrew to make me look more normal at DB
LurkerSpine: Cam is tall too, he's the one that really threw me off for a while
Eggmojii: the first shot of Bill next to G in "Pimp My Chair"... man he was huuuge.
Sibwow: me when i spray the athletes foot spray
EvilBadman: @atomicalchemical I wanna say Heather
sora_mayura: !card slimefoot
LRRbot: Did you mean: Slimefoot's Survey; Slimefoot, the Stowaway
narset6691: i love the art on this, karn punches an elemental
narset6691: such violence from poor karn
Anubis169: Jordan you're 5'9/5'10 aren't you?
sora_mayura: !card slimefoot, the stowaway
LRRbot: Slimefoot, the Stowaway [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Fungus [2/3] | Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot, the Stowaway deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
aitsu100: having both Bill and Adam around really shifts perspective if you dont know hieghts
Juliamon: Heather and Kathleen are both reasonable height
v_nome: At what stage in the process of joining LRR does the growth spurt happen?
Eggmojii: @v_nome Ben is still waiting
princess_intell: @Juliamon which of course means they look super-short on camera compared to everyone else
bwk789: As per the simpsons quote, you don't make friends with Thallid
TheWriterAleph: @narset6691 beware the fury of a righteous robot man
Spades_Slicc: can you offering unkicked?
theymerLoviatar: I found out during NaDtD things that I'm Jacob's height and now I have the unfortunate knowledge of how I'd stack up to all you giants
NewtyNewts: Thallid Thooththayer
Simonark: I like to think other internet comedy hives fake the whole height thing. College Humor had a mandatory stilts policy that nearly destroyed them
Sibwow: next time youre doing wotc work can i ask that you pitch a card named fruit thallid
princess_intell: ugh pass some height to the rest of us. i'm 5'3 and both of my (much) younger siblings are taller than me
Anubis169: are we playing green/black?
Sorator13: @Anubis169 Mostly?
Spades_Slicc: @Sibwow yummy yummy
MaskedThespian: Thacrifice a Thalid?
Eggmojii: @princess_intell last shot I remember of Kathleen was her standing next to Ian in Summer Games 2022. she looks tiny
frank_the_great: RIP
Anubis169: I can'p pheel my pthongue...
bwk789: We're playing slimy Naya
NewtyNewts: I thay, I thay.
bytecaster: @bwk789 With just a touch of heat
princess_intell: @Simonark wait, what?
jessicatheblack: Thanks Graham... thats how I'll hear that card from now on :P
narset6691: would u pay 5 mana for 4 damage tho
princess_intell: @jessicatheblack maybe all thallids have lisps
Sky_Kast: how's the cracker wyrmwGatesalright
aggrocrow: I'll say, Sylvan Awakening is my favorite win-con in Raggadragga
Eggmojii: @narset6691 how much life does my opponent have? :p
narset6691: @Eggmojii fair question
Anubis169: whomever created the word 'lisp' with an S in it was a real thaditht
Simonark: @princess_intell A nonsensical lie told for my own amusement, pay me no heed, I'm making dinner and boredly thinking random thoughts
jessicatheblack: @jessicatheblack did you mean lithpthhh? willoSmug
Sky_Kast: too much I say
princess_intell: @jessicatheblack yeth
nemryn: just as the prophecy foretold!
jessicatheblack: @princess_intell Theemthh plauthable
narset6691: @nemryn just like the gypsy woman said!
Anubis169: OWW
frank_the_great: Wurm time
narset6691: wurm
Juliamon: narset6691 Ix-nay on the g-word
aitsu100: chomk
ToastPlain_: forest
interiorexplosion: Thick boy is thick :)
grometty: you always go thick boy
TokenMickus: big noodle
NewtyNewts: A little worm as a treat
aggrocrow: WUUUUUUUUUUURM
princess_intell: wurm time gurm time
Spades_Slicc: !card josu vess
LRRbot: Josu Vess, Lich Knight [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Knight [4/5] | Kicker {5}{B} / Menace / When Josu Vess, Lich Knight enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, create eight 2/2 black Zombie Knight creature tokens with menace.
narset6691: @Juliamon oh im sorry, i was referencing the show archer. but yea you are right
odium_chlorite: izzet wurm time
Spades_Slicc: @odium_chlorite no it's a monogreen wurm
squ3e: This just in! PPR Will involve cameras!
princess_intell: @squ3e hey spoilers
Spades_Slicc: !card grow from the ashes
LRRbot: Grow from the Ashes [2G] | Sorcery | Kicker {2} / Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Anubis169: did somebody say salad?
Spades_Slicc: grow from the ashes puts us pretty close to kicking josu
Simonark: Maybe 6
frank_the_great: Mending into kicked Lich is also pretty sick
theymerLoviatar: theven mana
princess_intell: beep beep vrmmm
Sky_Kast: true
Anubis169: lifelink?
Anubis169: oh boy...
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UncannyJimjams: Hey G and Kathleen, how's magic today?
Spades_Slicc: one land off kicked lich
NewtyNewts: Can they swap mid-damage step?
Vorrenthalla: no math only flunge
narset6691: are the lands vigilant?
Spades_Slicc: might be useful just to stop evra from having 11 power
MaskedThespian: You could hold back one to deny him the 4 lifegain by sacrficing the one that gets blocked by Evra
KustarKnight: who is this attacker doing math?
LurkerSpine: can't really eat the omnivore
korvys: Anything good in the bin?
aggrocrow: leave one land back then sack the thing they block to the Omnivore
LurkerSpine: I think awakening is the play
narset6691: u could keep a land back to sac a land so evra doesnt gain life
korvys: Set up Josu?
narset6691: sac whatever evra blocks
princess_intell: flunge it
41isprime: Can you sac whatever gets blocked by ther lifelinker
aggrocrow: sacking a land to the Omnivore ain't half bad
LurkerSpine: sac whatever evra blocks makes sense
Earthenone: evra is always blocking omnivore though so that would be 2 less attackers
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Make sure you tap the new forest
Sibwow: it gives them haste
korvys: Oh, nm, haste
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Anubis169: Beckyyyyyyy
bytecaster: Any land we sac, we get back at the end of mending too
emberBecky: hi Anubis!
frank_the_great: LETS GOOOO
Anubis169: oh nice!
OneDollopOfKranch: bing bang boom
aggrocrow: I think it is lethal
narset6691: yay chat helped
distractdelude: GG!
NewtyNewts: And they don't have time to swap health before they die
JokerBoney: they chose.... poorly
laikagoat: fionClap
Anubis169: Bonus Kathleen
jessicatheblack: Hai Kathleen :3
frank_the_great: Low chair, don't care
princess_intell: double bonus kathleen
Anubis169: Cheesecake
Sky_Kast: wapcRULES
Mai_Andra: vote lizzard
Sibwow: i notice there was not a lot of rapping last time you rapped, can you get graham to beatbox this time
NewtyNewts: Shelf care?
Persephonehime95: what even is self care?
the_astro_kreep: Water? FOOD? CARE FOR YOURSELF? You speak LIES!
sora_mayura: caCAW
princess_intell: yes, i should buy another lipstick
kilnfiendpotter: So should YOU
bytecaster: Mood
Eggmojii: I guess I care for myself?
nemryn: take your meds, if you need to
LordZarano: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TheInnsanity: uhhhhhhhh
UncannyJimjams: You and me both Kathleen
NewtyNewts: Big proponent of Elf Care
bwk789: Oof, hope you can rest after PPR tomorrow and before DB
Ktolos: kitangSelfcare kitangSelfcare kitangSelfcare
Anubis169: Kathleen.. there is a list of "stuff that doesn't count as food", coffee is on it
Persephonehime95: like i feel like a lot of things people *say* are self care are like Basic Maintenance things so like what *is* self care?
kilnfiendpotter: Kathleen!! No! Go eat a food!
bwk789: Are the full DB shift teams announced yet?
aitsu100: *insert Streamer crapshot here*
sora_mayura: mom go hydrate
Sky_Kast: depends on the mix
RayFK: Uh ohhhhh Milkiiiiieeees
TheInnsanity: oh no
Eggmojii: I do drink a lot of milk...
Juliamon: Persephonehime95 Self-care is basic maintenance, yes.
Sibwow: peak meal performance
Anubis169: chestnut praline?
Anubis169: i'm interested...
interiorexplosion: Can you pay 2 and sac coffee to gain 3 life?
princess_intell: @bwk789 yep! desertbus.org
the_astro_kreep: Air, air can count as food right? It part of a healthy diet...
kilnfiendpotter: Okay, good
Eggmojii: my milk habits have been described as "horrifying"
kilnfiendpotter: Food is great
Aarek: vanilla soy latte is 3 bean soup send tweet.
TheInnsanity: did you dare try the apple pie latte this year?
Sky_Kast: aw
princess_intell: food is so good
LurkerSpine: oh shit it's nog season
Anubis169: it's november...
LurkerSpine: I gotta get some pumpkin spice eggnog before it's gone
bwk789: Thanks Princeess intell, to the internet!
Juliamon: Persephonehime95 The issue is that the modern world pressures people to skip out on that basic stuff for the sake of things like "efficiency" and other bullshit
kilnfiendpotter: Chestnut Praline sounds amazing
cardbross: Apple Pie Latte as an american exclusive? Ironic
Anubis169: -_-
LurkerSpine: @Anubis169 remember, Canada already had Thanksgiving
TheInnsanity: it had like, actual apple puree in it, it was a very unique experience that I would not like to repeat
accountmadeforants: It could no longer be contained
kilnfiendpotter: Is the Pistachio Latte back?
princess_intell: @Juliamon all efficiency must be maximized under capitalism
EvilBadman: pumpkin spice season is over now is the time of pumpkin pie
Davlenagain: They lite the christmas tree at my college yesterday.......
Sky_Kast: astroc14Holy astroc14Wutmo astroc14Potatoes
princess_intell: but yeah, fuck grind culture
bytecaster: Fear us opponent, we have a garden
niccus: mariah carey's already out of her ice prison, there's not much we can do
Eggmojii: aww I love Pistachio. bring him back for a skit
Anubis169: as a good friend once said, and i think he's lurking in here... "November + December is 2 months out of 12... that's christmas for 1/6th of the year"
emberBecky: I don't think I know what a chestnut tastes like. I assume it's not like water chestnuts.
Gaz_L: Arena: "how about sword?"
Juliamon: emberBecky It sure isn't, nope
EvilBadman: @kilnfiendpotter I think that's a January thing
TheWriterAleph: grooaaaan
Gaz_L: Sword... to plowshare?
Eggmojii: where's James when you need him
Sorator13: boooo
princess_intell: @Anubis169 but if you can double christmas season... that's double christmas shopping season... investors will be happy
narset6691: sword is like a land as in with swords you can conquer lands
ElektroTal: give chair a chance
odium_chlorite: may I offer you a sword in these mana screwed times?
Anubis169: princess_intell: nnnggghh
bytecaster: Land? About about mushroon
Juliamon: chair is offering excellent support
odium_chlorite: El Spidro Mamuto
niccus: i don't know, usually the chair is just backseating
aitsu100: oh no
jessicatheblack: @Anubis169 but i cant afford the xmas shopping right NOW! tiasinTiaSob tiasinTiaSob tiasinTiaSob
Sky_Kast: astroc14Ahhh
laikagoat: oh my fav
frank_the_great: Oof
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Haphazard Bombardment is such a wild card
aitsu100: lrrCOW
korvys: !card Haphazz
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
princess_intell: rip graham
korvys: !card Haphaz
LRRbot: Haphazard Bombardment [5R] | Enchantment | When Haphazard Bombardment enters the battlefield, choose four nonenchantment permanents you don't control and put an aim counter on each of them. / At the beginning of your end step, if two or more permanents you don't control have an aim counter on them, destroy one of those permanents at random.
the_astro_kreep: "Pick my lands" / You wish is my command!
bytecaster: That was very rude
Anubis169: G.. my cat is pawing at the screen trying to catch you highlighting your cards :D
kilnfiendpotter: Wait, are we playing against CubeApril?
Sibwow: it doesnt hit the last one
bwk789: Ive just seen that Mikey Neumann is on Alpha flight, is that for the whole event?
Earthenone: those who live by the stone rain, die by the stone rain
serramarkov: The mall near my house put Santa's sleigh out ON HALLOWEEN. I understand that every mall I'm likely to visit needs to put up Christmas decor, and that the crews that help with that do it all over the area, so they can't all wait until after Thanksgiving, but they can wait until November 1st.
grometty: Land destruction? Gross
Sorator13: this is just karma for all the land destruction you play, Graham
princess_intell: @Anubis169 that sounds adorable
Spades_Slicc: unless they play another bombardment
Gaz_L: very sus
narset6691: this is such a trap
aitsu100: i smell a horn
RAZRBCK08: that elf attack is way too shady to me
AtomicAlchemical: So do we survive their overrun?
the_astro_kreep: This is a good thing, nothing wrong here
Anubis169: that's totally not a trap at all, ignore the giant neon sign
Eggmojii: oh wow we are approaching Christmas. how exciting. I've been too focused on DB
the_craigfm: I'm in danger
aitsu100: welp
Gaz_L: oh good, it got the memorial :|
nemryn: ouch
Wolfstrike_NL: time for a new draft!
nero_long: land destruction hurts my soul
princess_intell: @Eggmojii maybe desert bus should be the start of the season
EvilBadman: Ah they are styling on us. That God this game doesn't have the snap mechanic
Juliamon: coooool
EvilBadman: thank
the_astro_kreep: You can pull out of this and win!
aitsu100: and here i thought we might have the long game
the_astro_kreep: *Guys, he can't win...*
Eggmojii: @princess_intell All I Want For Desert Bus doesn't have the same ring to it
MrTulip: could have, just wasn't
Gaz_L: ooh, Josu Vess, the king of "but if I hold it, I'll get VALUE" - ded
theymerLoviatar: @Eggmojii All I Want For Desert Is Bus
bytecaster: At least they are not pushing their advantage, maybe we can draw ourselves out of this
IbunWest: prawnzWave
princess_intell: @theymerLoviatar oooooo, bay-be
bytecaster: I'm being very optimistic
Eggmojii: @theymerloviatar All I Want For Christmas is more Love Doctors
ToastPlain_: you shoulda moved that sword
Gaz_L: maybe they'll deck themselves
AtomicAlchemical: So we're on the mill plan now?
Orlantia: so a lrr store question for anyone who knows, how large are the pins? I like lapel pins, but some statement pins are very large
princess_intell: almost time for my yearly re-read of the airhead series by meg cabot
Ukon_Cairns: mana effeciency
Orlantia: yeah
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Saprolings might not be the biggest or most exciting thing, but i love those little fungi
ToastPlain_: that one is the obviously better druid
Orlantia: what's "a reasonable size"?
EvilBadman: Like as big as a Quarter
aitsu100: arena why
princess_intell: pins of reasonable size: PRS's?
bytecaster: Remember when we had a second black source or a white source, good times
Orlantia: @evilbadman thanks friend!
Eggmojii: @sydpreviouslyheadache I'm all out of saprolings, would a thallid do it for you?
princess_intell: maybe james needs to whisper sweet nothings to the streaming computer
Orlantia: I have an order to place!
narset6691: that wall has first strike head for the hills!
Juliamon: I'm sure one of us has a specific pin we could measure if you needed details
bytecaster: Is there a quest for never attacking?
LurkerSpine: opponent trying to style for the win
Eggmojii: @Beej Love Doctors Body Pillow Send Tweet
FlargBlarg: @LurkerSpine or is farming quest lol
Juliamon: like, I have the Krogs and various Spoopifers
bytecaster: That sure is a pool
Eggmojii: that would be a fine addition to the LRRStore
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Daisyg1313: Yay Graham and some mtg. Time for a late night cuppa and settle in.
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princess_intell: tatyova is such a sick commander in historic brawl
bytecaster: Tell here to be careful around big cats!
Ukon_Cairns: opp on route for the thassa's oracle victory letsgo
bytecaster: *her
Earthenone: hey that was a tatyovia trigger they discarded, thats advantage right there :P
Orlantia: @juliamon I was looking at the various spoopifers
Orlantia: because they're amazing
Anubis169: cuppa...
princess_intell: have you guys been listening to midnights? i'm obsessed
Anubis169: sounds like a plan <3
Anubis169 sticks the kettle on
Juliamon: Orlantia I can dig through my pin box if you need me to!
Daisyg1313: @anubis169 Tea …. Cuppa kinda only means tea here at home 😂🤷🏻‍♂️🥰
Eggmojii: @princess_intel I haven't because I don't know what that is
Orlantia: if you estimate that they're about the size of a quarter, that's all I need
Eggmojii: oops
princess_intell: taylor swift's new album.
princess_intell: it's sooooo good
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
princess_intell: nice
JokerBoney: wait they had the mill tech oh no
Eggmojii: OH. I see.
TophTheHermit: Guess they don't wanna deck out
AtomicAlchemical: Dead 8 turns ago? But G, they opened this Jaya and bah gawd they are going to Ult her
Orlantia: is the Bro Punching PPR tomorrow, or next Friday?
bytecaster: Is there a quest for winning with an empty graveyard and no deck?
princess_intell: @AtomicAlchemical hey look it's me playing with a new deck
distractdelude: The opp. has made this needlessly complicated for themselves.
Thequickgreyfox: interesting tech with that gaea's blessing loop
rotarysorter: looping blessing has diminishing returns right?
nemryn: "What happens if I wurm?"
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princess_intell: i built it to do X, so by god it's going to do X
farmall_farmer: they can block with the wall and make it indestructible
narset6691: they can block with the indestructible wall
narset6691: very nice cronch noise of wurm agaisnt wall there
Mazrae: I can't believe how quickly this year has gone by and that DB is only about a week away
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Xeveriaxitus: Pssst, ocifer I'm just here, jensening in to tell you that I'm rewatching your Deus Ex playthrough and wanted to thank you for loot goblining around. <3 Very fun to watch.
Ukon_Cairns: gaeas blessing back chronicler and wizards lightning, chronicler back gaeas blessing, wizards lightning the chronicler, rinse and repeat, opp gonna go for style points?
GredGredmansson: !card Jaya Ballard
LRRbot: Jaya Ballard [2RRR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jaya [5] | [+1]: Add {R}{R}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant or sorcery spells. / [+1]: Discard up to three cards, then draw that many cards. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "You may cast instant and sorcery spells from your graveyard. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead."
Thequickgreyfox: @mazrae Nelly said earlier "the bus is looming"
princess_intell: DB question: is dawn guard going to be on site or remote this year
JokerBoney: today on "we might still win this game"
bytecaster: Opponent might want to read "Who's the beatdown"
JokerBoney: the warlords furty but since it was in their hand zone it's funky
Juliamon: Orlantia Spoopbux is 1.25 inches (3.5cm) tall for numeric reference
emberBecky: @princess_intell last I heard, only zeta is remote.
princess_intell: maybe op is going for a stalemate
princess_intell: @emberBecky neat
Orlantia: @juliamon thank you so much lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
JokerBoney: if we give it the sword it can attack through the spider
RamblingRhetoric: Is this sealed or draft?
narset6691: @RamblingRhetoric yes
squ3e: can they mill out with Gaeas blessing?
squ3e: or do they continually shuffle in
korvys: Doesn't Gaea's Blessing mean they won't mill out?
bytecaster: We have a clock!
niccus: if they have two copies, yeah
Earthenone: i think they need 2?
Orlantia: how did I just realize that the run arrow is in the heart, and it's not just another facet?!?
JokerBoney: @korvys diminishing returns
ToastPlain_: how do you plan on casting shalai?
niccus: well that activated ability is going to annihilate
narset6691: pierce the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spades_Slicc: Pierce the shalai
aitsu100: pierce the Shalai
Ukon_Cairns: with the plains in the bin,
princess_intell: i'm so stoked for DB. it's a week and a half long party.... for charity!
JokerBoney: @toastplain_ eventually
Eggmojii: oh no, 7:30 am. I better get some sleep.
MaskedThespian: Was Shalai the opponent's win con?
Ukon_Cairns: or the saga to get the plains back from the bin
ToastPlain_: ah thinking ahead, smart
ToastPlain_: here comes the plains
Alex_Frostfire: This could get messy.
princess_intell: secret secret, he's got a secret
narset6691: ohhhh can u win now?
ToastPlain_: darn
RAZRBCK08: they have just enough to activate shalai still
noSmokeFire: !card sylvan awakening
LRRbot: Sylvan Awakening [2G] | Sorcery | Until your next turn, all lands you control become 2/2 Elemental creatures with reach, indestructible, and haste. They're still lands.
GredGredmansson: we get only 6 attackers
brainbosh: Will Sylvan make Kaz huge?
princess_intell: is a perfect stalemate even possible in a game of mtg?
noSmokeFire: awakening notably doesn't untap
Orlantia: that's a lot of attackers
Alex_Frostfire: It does give them reach and it lasts until your next turn, which I missed at my prerelease.
narset6691: just survive by 1
narset6691: its all u need
Ukon_Cairns: or shalai pump twice
narset6691: i believe
clashowenbash8: lands get reach?
voslan: This is a big board!
DudelidouX: Love awakening. Played it in standard at the time and now playing it in historic and nobody expect the awakening.
JokerBoney: they can gift + shalai but we can fungal plot?
bytecaster: Why
princess_intell: seems like a wheeler question, actually
noSmokeFire: runs amok
aggrocrow: that's absurd
Sorator13: Opponent kind of ran amok with his run amoks
Sorator13: *their
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Sorator13: all I heard was math math math and then "that was stupid!"
kirbytronic: Opponent was on my gameplan of 5 color no fixing
RayFK: More of a dunking tub than a pool
korvys: Well, if James said it's ok
Sorator13: @kirbytronic I mean, we're on 4 color no fixing, I htink
Sorator13: or minimal fixing
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Abracadingdong: Great. need to let the dog out
kirbytronic: Graham can play magic for as long as he wants to
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Ukon_Cairns: 4 color is a bit of a stretch, tho it was a tad greedier than purely 2 color
kirbytronic: Meanwhile, James is hiding under his desk from the 800 things he's got going on at once
princess_intell: @kirbytronic i think 800 is lowballing it right now
yuan42: @kirbytronic while also repeatedly saying lrrFINE
princess_intell: rest in peace all LRR sleep schedules until December
kirbytronic: We should ask WoTC to double check that the release for next Winter's set isn't, say, a week later
princess_intell: @kirbytronic it's not! no late fall set in 2023, last i checked. they're doing 2 sets in the spring instead
korvys: !quote Adam
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kirbytronic: Do what Graham wants to do
korvys: I like sealed
RayFK: I don't sponsor you you live your best life
princess_intell: your stream, man
luke1x: are you excited for the PPR tomorrow
Earthenone: you are too close to db to say things like only 39 hours
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
bytecaster: Open the precious packs?
ArkhamArchivist: Consult the Council of Grahams
klapparandgil: Sealed!
kirbytronic: Has Desert Bus hit 39 hours yet? Yes I do know donations haven't started yet
kirbytronic: Well, you're playing Sultai.
Juliamon: welllllll
RayFK: Also Steel Leaf Champion
Sorator13: Oh, well
RayFK: Is a house
Sorator13: alright then
klapparandgil: Perfect PPR practice
jessicatheblack: my heart goes *baDUMthump*
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kirbytronic: Muldrotha and 59 other permanents
Ukon_Cairns: now we just need a way to sack the bombardment so we can recast it with muldrothra seabatTROG
FaultyMidget: Skittering Surveyor tho
bytecaster: Ma sword, ma candle
MaskedThespian: Delicious skin-witch or delicious-skin witch?
Sorator13: "delicious skin-witch" is certainly a phrase
aggrocrow: skin witch is absolutely one of my favorite nicknames yall ever did
kirbytronic: Birb?
bytecaster: It's the Brother's War!
luke1x: are you competing tomorrow in the PPR gram
NrgSpoon: good bird
zed_alpha: Evening, folks, how's stuff going?
bytecaster: Perfect, ship it!
interiorexplosion: Deck's perfect
aggrocrow: Pardic Wanderer ain't bad for historic synergies
Earthenone: not just good, good enough
lirazel64: White?
kirbytronic: I like Bird, but also this looks fine
zed_alpha: aw, I'm remembering now how I had this great landfall/proliferate deck back in DOminaria/Ravnica standard
Orlantia: BroFightMageddon!!!! FRIDAY! FryDay! fridaaaaayyyyy
ladyjessica: 6,6,5 the perfect mana base
kirbytronic: Your last PPR would've been... Streets?
kirbytronic: Because you said you got the diagnosis during the Baldur's Gate stuff
jorian57: Oh, just add the white too. Moist Abzan.
Tempest2097: Howdy Chat!
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Tempest2097: I hope you're doing well Graham.
interiorexplosion: Run 41 cards because you aren't a coward
princess_intell: now at 469 viewers, hey-yo
Spades_Slicc: Do Sealed pools count towards your rare/mythic and uncommon wildcard rewards?
Earthenone: 41 is the anti self mill with tatiyova tech
LordZarano: @princess_intell The weed number!
princess_intell: @Spades_Slicc yes
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Spritz_T: A KINGDOM OF CARDS!
RayFK: They're a Kingdom of Cards.
Sibwow: he admits it
Tempest2097: Oh man, I've stopped playing too long, I didn't even know they added suggest lands.
Earthenone: now he can
odium_chlorite: is elfhame the one that gains 10 life, if so, you can kick it from the grave using muldrotha
Tempest2097: Kappa
Sorator13: @RayFK a constitutional monarchy, to be precise!
Earthenone: with the new employment status
princess_intell: i hope card kingdom known that "a kingdom of cards" is their official tagline now
bytecaster: @odium_chlorite It's the one that makes Mana for kicking
jessicatheblack: classic
the_astro_kreep: Can I ask for button if I don't buy from them?
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Sibwow: loading ready run! a ready run of loads
Sibwow: wait
kirbytronic: There's stream evidence of Jordan saying on Camera
luke1x: I feel like "am I just dead here" would make a pretty good button as well if it hasn't already been one
princess_intell: it's crazy to me how fast mtg slang and inside jokes spread
odium_chlorite: Sibwow never say that again.
kirbytronic: "I think I'm just dead here" - Sung to the tune of "I think we're alone now"
korvys: It's a hotdog a skin-witch?
Sibwow: is that a new variant of the double down? the skinwich?
brat_the_wurst: Sibwow a load ready to run?
the_astro_kreep: Hearing "Skin-witch" and I thought it was a new Subway deal...
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I continue to be uncomfortable with "skinwich"... Good job.
AtomicAlchemical: @korvys thanks I hate it
Tempest2097: It's nothing but SKIN
zed_alpha: Skinwich is my goth chippendale club
Tempest2097: And bread obviously
Earthenone: Oops all skin
lirazel64: Something with pork.rinds, probably
Tempest2097: Honestly, if you could culture animal skin cells and cook them I would eat that
princess_intell: @Earthenone magic cards... after dark
odium_chlorite: speaking of Spokesman, what are some of your favourite character in the LoadingReadyLore that you portrayed?
AtomicAlchemical: Rakdos Skin Witch will be a card one day I'm sure
the_astro_kreep: @Tempest2097 You could culture HUMAN skin cells and I would eat that...
Tempest2097: I would not eat human skin cells thank you very much
kirbytronic: Chat's in a weird place today
bytecaster: When are we ever not
Spades_Slicc: @the_astro_kreep tastes like prion disease
XedMada: LUL clerks
Driosenth: Try the new delux Skinwich, spin the wheel to mix and match which animal skins you get!
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap
princess_intell: @kirbytronic you say this like it's a recent development
the_astro_kreep: "Back of a voltswagon" / No that is just an uncomfortable place
aggrocrow: kill the Sphinx and trundle?
Dromos_GHG: Mallrats
Tempest2097: But seriously, if we're going to culture meats, why not mammoth?
kirbytronic: Chat is often weird. Chat is rarely cannibalistic
odium_chlorite: look, we have to give Adam a reason to be right to provoke us
Tempest2097: Give me the mammoth burger I deserve.
bytecaster: They are tapped out, we have all the answer, excellent
the_astro_kreep: The real Jurassic Park, T-Rex Steaks
princess_intell: what's adam's job if not to antagonize chat
LordZarano: @Tempest2097 Ohh, Dodo. Dodo's supposed to be delicious
Tempest2097: Yes, that too
chrono2x: great turn
lirazel64: Back of a limo is weird. Very odd, limos.
Tempest2097: Bring back all the extinct animals, like Irish Red Deer for eating
princess_intell: speaking of, what did we do to make adam antagonize us at the unfinity PPR
v_nome: A Hulk AND an army?
Driosenth: if I can't have the Flintstones Bronto Ribs of my dreams the I should at least get the Mammoth Burger of compensation
odium_chlorite: whatever it was we deserved it
Tempest2097: I mean chat as a collective is very chaotic.
Spades_Slicc: @princess_intell be part of snitch.tv chat
princess_intell: that's our job
Sorator13: what on earth did OP keep?!
odium_chlorite: "a formless charismaless mass" in the words of Savidan
Arikell: probably another teferi
kirbytronic: Now *they* have an 11/11
interiorexplosion: Yeah that's fair to keep over Teferi
yuan42: @princess_intell we're twitch chat, us being a thing at all brings hatred from adam
the_astro_kreep: That is what science should be used for, to bring back extinct animals for us to eat
FacelessManAboutTown: I keep forgetting that's an uncommon in this set
bytecaster: @princess_intell Nah, he just wants a reason to not give us the banan
the_astro_kreep: not for "Climate change" or "Keep the Earth safe"
Spades_Slicc: !card drudge sen
LRRbot: Drudge Sentinel [2B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | {3}: Tap Drudge Sentinel. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
princess_intell: but we deserve banana
noSmokeFire: !card crushing canopy
LRRbot: Crushing Canopy [2G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with flying. / • Destroy target enchantment.
Tempest2097: I mean obviously climate change is an important thing to solve, otherwise how would we support the ecosystem enough to allow us to live long enough to make the extinct animals un-extinct.
odium_chlorite: oh right the enchantment makes the token legendary, I was wondering why it had a crown
the_astro_kreep: Say that five times fast
princess_intell: @odium_chlorite the mtg equivalent of "you should see me in a crown"
aggrocrow: how does being Bolas's slave make you a legend?
kirbytronic: The Legendary Nightmare Horror that Bolas stole, you all remember the story
noSmokeFire: @aggrocrow for all his faults, Bolas is a good hype man
bwk789: So it’s merit lage but smaller?
Spades_Slicc: @aggrocrow doesn't employ nobodies
noSmokeFire: marit smol
WiJohn: @aggrocrow Look, Bolas wrote the card...
odium_chlorite: James Turner in building
azidbern95: start holding lands for Tatyova
Ukon_Cairns: @aggrocrow treason is pretty noteworthy
odium_chlorite: or they don't
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Will they, though?
AtomicAlchemical: @aggrocrow sure, but what does Kingdom Hearts gotta do with anything?
bytecaster: @odium_chlorite Few people know that you can in fact determine James' position by triangulating nearby games of Magic
aggrocrow: alright fair I suppose all yall have good points lol
MaskedThespian: I loved that card in limited. Such a bomb if it gets time to go off
princess_intell: how did james get cursed?
odium_chlorite: auto-tapper back at it again trying to make you lose games of magic
kirbytronic: Just keep replaying Chainer's Torment until someone die
ArkhamArchivist: Killed a Leprechaun
kirbytronic: Tatyova
FacelessManAboutTown: Is it related to the couch sketch? Did that also curse him to draw lands?
BasilHunter: Maybe it was the ghost of Coffee Pong
lirazel64: Make a nice Friday Nights at some point
princess_intell: maybe it was something in the slaw
princess_intell: it cursed him when it came to life
voyeury: [play all lands and hope for a good muldrotha turn i guess
yuan42: @princess_intell a good story for the nextfriday night's episode
FacelessManAboutTown: Have you considered recruting another drake, this time from Toronto?
v_nome: I don't think you're allowed to crack out on Twitch
princess_intell: i always forget that drake is from canada
odium_chlorite: I feel James is cursed because he's Adam's best friend, Adam is using him as a phylactery that drains all the mana screw and flood out of him
FacelessManAboutTown: This is an awful lot of math for not blocking
KodeMage: lot of stalled wide board states this evening
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Earthenone: the joys of sealed
princess_intell: ugh too late for math
noSmokeFire: !card chainer's edict
LRRbot: Chainer's Edict [1B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
kirbytronic: My dog has decided I have food and is giving me her beggy eyes
princess_intell: @kirbytronic *do* you have food?
kirbytronic: I do not
Panda_sad: It also ofsets the drake a bit
odium_chlorite: seen smaller
RAZRBCK08: this does give us an extra turn against the drake
lirazel64: Small but mighty
Spades_Slicc: @kirbytronic have you checked?
princess_intell: @kirbytronic that seems like a you problem then LUL
smquinn22: flunge
kirbytronic: This is what happens when you all started invoking James earlier to try and use the curse to someone's advantage
Tempest2097: Just send er.
UtilityPunk: Math is for blockers moment?
NrgSpoon: and heal 2
noSmokeFire: !card academy journeymage
LRRbot: Academy Journeymage [4U] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Wizard. / When Academy Journeymage enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
azidbern95: you dead in the air cause chainer's halves your life
KodeMage: it's not lethal
princess_intell: math is for dumb stupid blockers with dumb stupid flying drakes
azidbern95: or wait...I'm wrong
noSmokeFire: 1 1/1 and 1 11/11
Tempest2097: AND your Drake
Sorator13: technically not a mana sink!
kirbytronic: #ThiccFish
Tempest2097: Nice.
aggrocrow: so trundle then drake?
odium_chlorite: the perfect draw doesn't exi--
aggrocrow: they probably tallow in attacks
RAZRBCK08: don't we also have a candle?
aggrocrow: so the drake likely lives
princess_intell: just this once, everyone dies!
kirbytronic: Muldrotha lost her abilities
Ukon_Cairns: can we tho? muldrotha is a wall
Robot_Bones: ye cannot get ye cast
mtgan: gravetide is muted
odium_chlorite: what's that aura's name?
noSmokeFire: turns out that when you're made of water freezing solid is a serious concern
ranerror: The lack of evasion on the creature that saga creates is rather annoying.
Tempest2097: Welp
kilnfiendpotter: Alright, gonna go eat dinner. Thank you for the games and take care friends!
jawz77: !followage
the_astro_kreep: "How wild Domaneria WAS" / Wait, it has only been out for a couple of weeks now right? Not like it's been months...
bytecaster: Years even
Juliamon: the_astro_kreep OG Dominaria
kirbytronic: Dominaria's not my favorite limited format, but I understand why people like it. And I will always be happy it gave me Sagas
kirbytronic: Also Muldrotha's my favorite magic card, so
Spades_Slicc: Mage was on a journey
lirazel64: Journeying, maybe?
princess_intell: it's wild how there's DMU, OG dominaria from 2017, and OOG dominaria, AKA alpha
CururuGuasu: Journeying
odium_chlorite: the dominaria that introduced the best card UI change in the game, the legend crown
TheInnsanity: last dominaria, but chronologically the second to most recent, long after the next set
the_astro_kreep: "Earlier Dominaria" / Baby Jesus hell, I can't keep up with everyone ok? I'm an old man who wishes mana burn was back ok?
bytecaster: We made a bear
kirbytronic: Your Pizza's here
princess_intell: @the_astro_kreep do you want damage back on the stack too?
the_astro_kreep: @the_astro_kreep Yes please
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Sorator13: I'm happy to ditch mana burn, but I sometimes miss damage going on the stack!
noSmokeFire: how shitty are llanowar elf's swords if replacing one with a short sword doubles its power?
odium_chlorite: @the_astro_kreep may I speak to you the good word of Yurlok of Scorch Thrash?
Spades_Slicc: Can we bring losing at end of phase back to the game
princess_intell: old magic rules are wild
the_astro_kreep: If we could bring back ONE thing, it would be ANTE
ralwatt: Hi Graham, how are you doing today? shuuuu1Heart
Juliamon: so not mana burn then, gotcha
odium_chlorite: Shahrazad should be reprinted in Phyrexia all is one
the_astro_kreep: @Juliamon I'm a complex man ok? Also, I forget things extremally easily...
princess_intell: @odium_chlorite i am for it, if only for the memes
definenull: ooh! Domniaria Unit- wait....
Sogheim: @Spades_Slicc God, that was a fun judge call
ralwatt: I'm excited about the PPR tomorrow. Will you be playing? :)
Juliamon: You may choose to bring back one: mana burn, ante, horsemanship
princess_intell: so is dominaria about to be phyrexianized?
the_astro_kreep: Banding
FacelessManAboutTown: You son of a bitch, I'm n
WiJohn: Huh, you seem to be missing one of your colors of mana
noSmokeFire: we have land at home
FacelessManAboutTown: I'm in*
Juliamon: no, you don't get banding
Favre_the_Undead: horsemanship
jawz77: You ever been over to irealnd on your travels to the UK in the before times? @LoadingReadyRun
Juliamon: banding is off the table
Sogheim: so a fun thing to do is to bring the old rules booklets that came with the 60-card pack to an event when you need to reference something. like the sixth edition one.
odium_chlorite: let's bring back the planeswalker damage redirection rule
princess_intell: i like enlist as a remixed version of banding
the_astro_kreep: Seriously though, old rules was nuts and stupid.
Spades_Slicc: If you go to Ireland check out Dingle
bytecaster: @Juliamon What about "bands with"?
princess_intell: it's way more understandable, for starters
DAC169: I've been adulting aipLost what's the format? aipThink
AtomicAlchemical: Ireland is such a cool country to visit
odium_chlorite: @DAC169 Dominaria Sealed
Juliamon: bytecaster also out
DAC169: nice aipOMG
Sorator13: @Sogheim around the time of 7th edition, I somehow wound up with a copy of the 4th edition rulebook (back when they actually, like, published that for players to learn the game). It... was very different, even at that point in time!
princess_intell: i want to go to a pub and just be surrounded by irish people talking
ralwatt: I went to ireland and thieves broke into my car and stole all my luggage and dumped in in a river 5 miles away.
princess_intell: damn that sucks
arkhamrefugee: Are we jazzed for the PPR tomorrow? Cause I am gunned for the PPR tomorrow.
ralwatt: Kinda spoiled the trip!
princess_intell: aight, i gotta eat. see y'all later
lirazel64: I went to Ireland, to a clan gathering.
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odium_chlorite: it untaps itself so in effect it deals 2 damage anyway which is sort of funny
ralwatt: The guarda told me that they target any car that doesn't have local plates, apparently it's an epidemic.
Nurell: what side are you going to pick?
Spades_Slicc: You can make them discard an oar?
Aingidh: Fatal case of Athlete's Foot for Naban there
Spades_Slicc: Fatal case of dropping a knife avoided successfully
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Darleysam: wonder how many people got fired from Arby's for calling it a 'skinwich'
Diabore: either all of them or not enough
OwlsMowles: these Sap tokens always looked like clown wigs to me. Pretty great
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chrono2x: Hold lands for tatyova?
kirbytronic: Pinger when you Do the Thing is usually a fun mechanic
kirbytronic: slash card
WiJohn: Skin! Witch! Skin!! Witch! Skin! Witch!
oatway: applebottom jeans, and the witch with the skin (with the skin!)
odium_chlorite: which skin?
Sogheim: a sandwich is just a sandwich but a skinwitch has kicker
korvys: That's like Cool American doritos
odium_chlorite: wizards need to print a pair of jeans as an equipment
kirbytronic: As part 2 of my compliment on the Discord, I watched a bunch of your vlogs for the 40th time again recently, and they continue to be good
Sogheim: they did print a minotaur with denimwalk
bytecaster: @odium_chlorite We have to wait for the Western set for that
odium_chlorite: I honestly would love a western style world
Sogheim: !card Hurloon Wrangler
LRRbot: Hurloon Wrangler [2R] | Creature — Minotaur [2/2] | Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)
WiJohn: That crummy wand sure did some work
oatway: milkshake time
tehfewl: time for the Rally
kirbytronic: Come on Muldrotha, we can do this >(
41isprime: Hero's Journey Starts now
MurphEP: I believe
FacelessManAboutTown: Love to hallucinate it?
WiJohn: Call to adventure go!
oatway: if we're being honest, for me it is "too much indian food" time
odium_chlorite: hand got better
MegaDosX: Her Uber finally arrived
odium_chlorite: can you believe Tatyova's an uncommon
Sorator13: @oatway I had a "too much Mediterranean food" time earlier today
WiJohn: Or wait, is the adversity going 0-3 and then the call to adventure is seeing a ridiculous build around pack 1 pick 1?
kirbytronic: Graham, did you see Danhausen requested a magic card?
Sorator13: best hummus and couscous and moussaka in the city
odium_chlorite: opponent on the natural Omnath
MAPBoardgames: !next
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kirbytronic: Wizards replied to it, or I wouldn't have seen it.
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korvys: I engage with only the parts that get posted to the wrestling channel on the LRR discord
jawz77: Dont its a sesspool like what wrestling you like and avoid it LUL
WiJohn: That's a substantial spider
Arikell: Twitter always seems like a form of madness in general
TheInnsanity: none wrestling, le~~ft~~ ss beef
cmdrelk: I started to enjoy wrestling a lot more when i stopped visiting the subreddits
voslan: Did you see the AEW squad on the Floor is Lava?
BlodMaane: So shiny
kirbytronic: I try not to follow most people on social media
Thequickgreyfox: a winner is you!
kirbytronic: It turns out if you draw your bomb uncommon you get to play magic
KingOfDoma: *saunters in to watch the VOD* We're still going? Neat!
jellybean57: given how a ton of wrestlers over 2016-2022 showed their whole ass, it's probably for the best
DAC169: aipOMG
odium_chlorite: is this? the redemption arc?
MegaDosX: They gonna
KingOfDoma: Muldrotha is the GOAT... *pensive chin scratch*
WiJohn: All your dreams came true!!!
Arikell: Moral Victory achieved!
MegaDosX: FBtouchdown Yes! Yes! Yes! FBtouchdown
Sorator13: rip
definenull: lrrAWW
Sibwow: the viscous offering
Diabore: thing was had, it was pain
cmdrelk: lrrAWW
Tom_Bruise: well not that good apparently
Sorator13: Graham, you know what's really good against "this"? That!
hold_no_carter: lrrAWW
WiJohn: It's basically a forest
Sorator13: that's not quite a forest
Arikell: well it's definitely not a forest
tehfewl: sure is magic over here
MegaDosX: A finger curls on the monkey's paw
bytecaster: But it taps for green, must be a forest
kirbytronic: They replied to Dan with a preview card is how I saw the interaction'
definenull: its 4 bears!
niccus: four bears?!?
kirbytronic: *waves fist at the shuffler*
kirbytronic: Well, you got to play magic in one of these four games
definenull: literally 8/8
tehfewl: To shreds you say
oatway: well both teams played hard
MurphEP: I think about that episode of Friday Nights an absurd amount
RetroHibiscus: Given that they only have 2/2s I think they deserve it
Diabore: they had a 3/2, not a true bear deck
definenull: no plz stop hovering over that creature op D:
41isprime: The forbearer's blade pun on game knights is how i found LRR
Earthenone: why is a knight holding the sword? i thought it was for bears
kirbytronic: Love that pun
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kirbytronic: I also found LRR through Game Knights, but that was because I really liked Unstable and was looking for more Unstable content
hold_no_carter: Chaplain!!!
definenull: have the clocks changed yet? or is it the weird thing where the UK is 1 week ahead
Gekyouryuu: probably a stupid question, and probably something you've been asked before, but graham, does your Treefolk deck want that new Prototype card that turns a land into a treefolk?
FaultyMidget: 100% in for this defender trainwreck kappa
EvilBadman: UK only. US is Nov 6
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Tiny_Genius_: I know that "always in preview season" is old news by now but WOW this one went by fast
Earthenone: vigilant walls!
Sorator13: Raff seems good?
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Diabore: you make so many birds to tap and or buff
KingOfDoma: !card wingmantle chaplain
LRRbot: Wingmantle Chaplain [3W] | Creature — Human Cleric [0/3] | Defender / When Wingmantle Chaplain enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying for each creature with defender you control. / Whenever another creature with defender enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying.
drunkonmystery: I haven't been able to watch LRR for a few months, and I feel like I've missed a lot. The last time I watched, Graham had hair and, I think, a James?
Gekyouryuu: Karn's Soup = "More of that strange vegetable oil..."
kirbytronic: Orange
Sibwow: i like repo over raff because recurring chaplain is so obscenely busted
AtomicAlchemical: I don't hate Heroic here
Diabore: i dont hate just grabbing impulse here
YeomanAres: probably not in red if doing defenders
hold_no_carter: take the land
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Gekyouryuu: Woodcaller Automaton. 8/8 for 10 or 3/3 for 2GG, turns a land into a treefolk the same size as the automaton
korvys: One presumes the beard will also return?
Diabore: did you finish treatments or is the end in sight?
serramarkov: Huzzah!
Sorator13: oh man, we got a blight pile too? Nice!!
brat_the_wurst: the hair is out there somewhere
kirbytronic: How long until we Graham back to the Full Garruk, you think?
FaultyMidget: Shield wall sentinel to tutor Chaplain?
MurphEP: James was Graham's hair all along
doctor_spacheman: Are you worried it will be a different colour? It can happen post chemo
MegaDosX: Doing the BRO PPR and not inviting Matt Riddle feels like a missed opportunity tbh
korvys: !quote 1392
LRRbot: Quote #1392: "Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro? Bro! Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro." —Graham [2014-08-01]
tehfewl: cavalier tribal
Lord_Hosk: Hey Graham can I tell you a secret, but you can't tell anyone its just a super secret between you and me.
Lord_Hosk: You're awesome. SHHHHHHHHH
Sorator13: I don't actually like Mesa Cavalier very much
Sibwow: @Lord_Hosk how did you make the text all blurry on those messages
kirbytronic: That is a very late Wall Sent
SaxPython: hunter2
MegaDosX: @Lord_Hosk :O Scandalous!
FaultyMidget: what the frick
Sibwow: herd migration is fixing
chrono2x: Herd might be worth splashing
tehfewl: time to move into 5c
MTGRanger: @Sorator13 It seems fine in limited
Sibwow: have to take it
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun sorry if tyhis is to personal, are you finished treatments or is the end in sight?
MurphEP: Perfect time for a pivot
KingOfDoma: Yeah, lots o' green
Sorator13: I don't hate Relic, though it may be a bit early for it
Sibwow: last treatment (positive)
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MurphEP: Yeehaw (if true)
malc: glad to hear it!
Driskus: Is the PPR tomorrow?
Juliamon: !ppr
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MrTulip: Love some good news.
Spades_Slicc: @Driskus depends on your timezone
Sorator13: @Driskus Yep!
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Shragon: Wonderful to hear that is almost complete for you G! always enjoy your content!
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Earthenone: !bro
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korvys: !quote 1392
LRRbot: Quote #1392: "Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro? Bro! Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro." —Graham [2014-08-01]
BrowneePoints: I so hope someone opened a Meld Pair
definenull: izzet's in ravnica, not dominaria
Gekyouryuu: more like BRO-adingReadyRun
Phallant: Guests?
DeM0nFiRe: @korvys LUL
Sorator13: hey wait a second, this channel *is* twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun!
Earthenone: oops all lrr edition
RayFK: You can't make me
doctor_spacheman: An artiact set!?! Thats never cause problems before
Juliamon: No guests because DB is next week
KingOfDoma: Oh yeah, I can actually watch for the first few hours, cuz I start at noon your time! Neat!
Driskus: Did ya'll prep some banger skits for BRO?
Earthenone: runic shot gets better with micromancer
Spades_Slicc: GB or wall?
Sibwow: not that this is particularly the proper place to send PPR guest requests but can we get carmen handy on a PPR soon? she's great
tehfewl: runic shot tho
Phallant: @Juliamon Ah, right. thx
Spades_Slicc: wait that's not a wall
RayFK: You ready to get absolutely shittered live on camera in a week? (For HR Purposes this is a joke)
Driosenth: @loadingreadyrun did you lose ear hair as well? A coworker lost theirs to chemo and said one of the few benefits was that earbuds didn't bother them as much.
Gekyouryuu: Phyrexpionage
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serramarkov: I work tomorrow lrrAWW So I will be late to watch. But that's why there's a VOD.
Ravynn: The 'collective' We
the_astro_kreep: never thought of losing ear hair to chemo....I wonder if ALL body hair would be affected...
definenull: @Driskus From what I've seen/heard there's at least a punt/counterpunt coming and its guaranteed to be spicy
doctor_spacheman: Lost a friend after only a month post diagnosis (very very aggressive rare cancer), so very happy about your promising news
Sibwow: nose hair
Sorator13: @Driosenth for a moment I thought "earbuds" referred somehow to a buildup of earwax and ear hair and was horrified, then remembered that's not what that means
Spades_Slicc: toe hair?
the_astro_kreep: butt hair...
the_astro_kreep: no more carpet cleaning
FaultyMidget: Now as smooth as Morgan
Spades_Slicc: valid
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Godeke: A century of months. Or something like that.
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Earthenone: the metric year!
drunkonmystery: Did you see Dynamite last night, Graham?
Sorator13: the big 100! the one year!
doctor_spacheman: At least your wind resistance decreased
Sibwow: wait theres another pack???
Gaz_L: He can't keep getting away with it!
Spades_Slicc: UB land
the_astro_kreep: @drunkonmystery Just WHY is Jeff Jarret in AEW? WHY!?!?
Diabore: good ol jarret (good is subjective)
Ravynn: A paycheque from every wrestling company....he just needs NJPW and DDT now
EvilBadman: If he's not the Booker and just helping Tony with connections it's fine with mr
41isprime: weatherseed treaty is fixing
kirbytronic: You are trying to do domain with Herd Migration specifically, though.
Sibwow: weatherseed treaty is busted in half
CodeIndigo: Really excited for BRO and seeing all the legends from the very beginning of Magic get their time in the spotlight
Gekyouryuu: if Penelope somehow managed to end up separated from you in the hospital for a short while, could you say you "lost your heir during chemo"?
Sorator13: Double black doesn't seem ideal
Davlenagain: Well you be doing another sidewalk slam this year?
korvys: Jeff Jarrett is very good at getting Jeff Jarrett hired.
Gaz_L: @Ravynn he was briefly in Bullet Club, actually
drunkonmystery: Graham, I think you will appreciate the Acclaimed celebrating Daddy Ass's birthday
Earthenone: splashing for fixing is a dangerous game
definenull: feels bad to be splashing for fixing tho
CodeIndigo: well, at least get a set that isn't horrendously broken
Sibwow: hello micromancer
KingOfDoma: ur ma burg
Sibwow: geiser is great to bounce your own chaplain
Gekyouryuu: Ivy?
Robot_Bones: The idylic beejfront
BrowneePoints: I think my favorite bit of the BRO stories Graham was an offhand bit of "Yea so apparently Lord Windgrace's ghost is shit kicking all the Phyrexians out of Urborg no problem" which makes me happy
theamc2000: Hi
korvys: Graham - Have you been watching this season of Taskmaster?
tehfewl: surprisingly have not seen very many Ivy decks despite her hype
Gekyouryuu: phalanx?
Sorator13: Drawbridge is great
Diabore: wingmate also isnt a waall iirc
the_astro_kreep: never thought in the year of our lord 2022 that "Scissor me Daddy Ass" would be so hot...
Robot_Bones: Nor is the sheild-Wall sentienl
Spades_Slicc: How much blight does there need to be before it's a pile
Night_xD: blightpile isnt just another brick
theamc2000: Someday wizards will print a non defender wall
Sorator13: @the_astro_kreep I had to have this one explained to me by a wresting fan friend, and... it's still a Lot
tehfewl: @Spades_Slicc at least 3
Sorator13: hard same, G
korvys: Yeah - it seems like Alex Horne is very good at mixing a known name or two, and some up and comers
engineerbudy: Nice to see another fan of Dara o' Briain
hattingston: I have heard Sarah or Dara were on this season and now I'm hyped
EvilBadman: The "unknown" folks on TM tend to be the best
CodeIndigo: You just sold me on Taskmaster if Dara's on it. ......and now I'm sad about Mock the Week
engineerbudy: @CodeIndigo I feel you friend
Diabore: i think that was 2 aago
the_astro_kreep: I have no idea who they are and I'm afraid to ask now...
vivalldii: this season is very good
BrowneePoints: And I'm just sitting here goin "haha! Those sure are people!"
Sorator13: @the_astro_kreep Excellent British comedians, in short
irdeaded: @LoadingReadyRun even the UK people dont know all of them its good for the newer names
BucketHeady: All of this for 1 single first pick wingmantle. Its crazy how that card can direct a draft
tehfewl: no meria's outriders, someone is much harder on 5c in this pod than you
korvys: Season 13 (last season) was Ardal O'Hanlon, yeah
chrono2x: Is it worth cutting your green to just Herd Migration and Urborg Repossession?
korvys: Alan Davies was season 12
Sorator13: yeah, Magnigoth Sentry seems unnecessary
SciFiAIguy: Yo G have you ever seen the Australian TV show The Games, about the Sydney Olympics?
YeomanAres: Desiree was great in Victoria and Alan's season
Gekyouryuu: ah, turns out that prototype card that turns a land into a treefolk is a Jumpstart card
Sibwow: weatherseed treaty is so powerful even on like turn 7
BrowneePoints: Oh yea have to say Graham, I absolutely love that my "Anyway Here's Floriferous Vinewall" nickname got a SOLID scowl of disdain from Kathleen on Nicknames episode XD
Lord_Hosk: Having not watched any of this season of task master, I'll put money down on there being interesting challenges, some of which break the contestants when they find out how wrong they all interpreted the rules in the exact same way... except the one person who completed the task in 37 seconds.
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints LUL
Sorator13: did The Games cover the vault debacle in the women's gymnastics all-around final?
Sorator13: because yeesh
EvilBadman: @lord_hosk Spoilers geeze
chrono2x: Need to cut 3 lands too
MegaDosX: Benalish Sleeper wound up in your deck rather than sideboard there btw
chrono2x: Oh, nevermind!
MegaDosX: Also remember to fancy up your lands, decks always perform better with fancier lands
definenull: micromancer? only 2 hits
Sorator13: 2 hits is plenty for micromancer
chrono2x: Figment also seems like a good cut, with the number of spells
tehfewl: Urborg repo is a banger to tutor late game
Sorator13: If I cut one, it'd be the Prophecy
Sorator13: but I do like cutting Figment instead
Diabore: ugly land go aawaay, pretty land in
BrowneePoints: What do you think of the new Mech Lands Graham?
Sorator13: feel like you could swap a swamp for a forest, if you want
Spades_Slicc: but what if we broke for physiology
CodeIndigo: if you break for physics then you have bigger problems than mana fixing
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definenull: lrrSPOOP
BrowneePoints: Yuzu gum?
Spades_Slicc: keep
yargle: Who need creatures? mercur3Think
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Spades_Slicc: James
definenull: welp you have no problem hitting domain now
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Sibwow: its ok we can sentinel chain thats card advantage and mana sinks
Sibwow: this is fine
AzaleaCloud: It's my fault. I just got here and I'm secretly James.
boyesie: is this dominaria united or old dominaria?
BrowneePoints: dom u
yargle: theman20Lands
nero_long: wow
MegaDosX: You have drawn more than half of your lands now
MaskedThespian: Unsurprising. Japanese ideas of strong flavours are far removed from western ideas of the same
boyesie: thank you brownee :)
KingOfDoma: As much as I know it's just RNG, the whole #BlameJames thing is just instant comedy... I hope he doesn't feel self conscious about it1
BrowneePoints: chaining like a Dementia Master *rimshot*
Sorator13: citric acid just doesn't last very long in the mouth, I find
Sorator13: nothing sour lasts
BrowneePoints: Au Contraire, I have had some sour candies that linger
kirbytronic: @KingOfDoma Insert that clip about the 3 plains from the Unfinity draft
MegaDosX: That spider is going to be an issue for that plan
AzaleaCloud: A little -too- Raff. >.>
BrowneePoints: we're gonna...Raff the board benginFingers
the_astro_kreep: G-Money: Have you had a chance to play MARVEL SNAP and if so, what did you think?
yargle: @BrowneePoints Summon Bananaphone
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints G's coming to Raff you up!
BrowneePoints: I believe that's called Phalangerrhea
AzaleaCloud: I can't wait for the part where he yells "It's Raffin' time" and Raffs their entire board.
Sibwow: double raff pumps
tehfewl: raff is probably your best way
Spades_Slicc: 7 lands left in the deck
MegaDosX: I wonder if the Gibbering thingo would have been better than the birdmaker
MegaDosX: When you tutored a second time
aggrocrow: raff anthem tho?
definenull: nothin but gass
AzaleaCloud: 2 turns from now you can, yeah.
Sibwow: youve got WWWW
Sorator13: Yep
BrowneePoints: you have all the lands needed to do it XD
Sorator13: Wellllll
definenull: pog?
BrowneePoints: ah, Linebacker Baloth's Cousin
Sibwow: yep that 3 life at instant speed oh baby
Sorator13: did someone say "flood the board with tokens"?
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! Good night everyone.
boyesie: !card raff
LRRbot: Found 10 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Sorator13: because that's definitely what I heart
yargle: I've herd that's a good card
Spades_Slicc: and next turn you can double anthem
bytecaster: Next turn double pump
Sorator13: @CAKHost gnight!
Spades_Slicc: bird?
Sorator13: oh, very nice draw, too
AzaleaCloud: ROAR
MegaDosX: That's a lotta beef
BrowneePoints: and double pump flungerino?
WiJohn: So next turn double anthem and everyone gets in there?
Sibwow: i think theyre dob
definenull: this board is so wide
BrowneePoints: ah, the DELAYED double pump flungerino
kirbytronic: The Shalacolyte
boyesie: !card raff, weatherlight
LRRbot: Raff, Weatherlight Stalwart [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control. If you do, draw a card. / {3}{W}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
AzaleaCloud: I think we just win here. All they did was play another blocker.
BrowneePoints: The Birds and the Bee(ast)s
Diabore: i think theyre just dead
Spades_Slicc: 11 attackers
adept_nekomancer: With the number of attackers (11-5)and two pumps, is that lethal?
Sorator13: oh, yeah, may want to mute when you do that, heh
MegaDosX: Now that's a big noise
definenull: lets find out
Spades_Slicc: 6 things get through
MegaDosX: Everybody in the pool!
BrowneePoints: I think they are
yargle: !math
the_astro_kreep: Let's screw around and find out
Lord_Hosk: Either they are... or they aren't math is for blockers
frozenphoenix7: Believe they take 19 with no trick?
AzaleaCloud: 11 attackers minus 5 blockers, each attacker will be a minimum of 3 power after second Raff pump.
AzaleaCloud: That's lethal.
MegaDosX: They cannot afford to not block the rest of your board
TheWriterAleph: "Math? NOOoooo... *poof"
KingOfDoma: Well done!
definenull: good start
MegaDosX: Like Raff and a wealth of tokens is absurd
tehfewl: true facts
meepsalot: well that board state got out of hand
bytecaster: But they also don't need to do math anymore!
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Spades_Slicc: If I concede I don't have to do math
randombillfolds: Skipped straight to the aftermath.
yargle: @MegaDosX and an opponent with 0 removal MVGame
cmdrelk: LUL
kirbytronic: The greenscreen really wants to be noticed today
Sorator13: wait, we picked up a Bulwark too? I missed that!
MegaDosX: @yargle I mean, that does help :p
OldManJohnsonMB: Is that a tumbleweed goblin-dog?
BrowneePoints: Look, sometimes you flood like wild but you also draw your best mana sink
laundreydhull: are you okay stream?
Sorator13: so... yes
bytecaster: It's the one thing you can't embiggen
Gekyouryuu: you can tell because it can't be embiggened
the_astro_kreep: Thinking about starting up a MTG after school program and one of the sponsors/teachers asked me "So how is this card game revenant to learning?" and I had to stop myself from saying "Math is for blocking"...
laundreydhull: this I hope he humble but keep subtle I'm not okay
WiJohn: The one place that hasn't been corrupted by math...the defeat screen!
Dromos_GHG: Brushwags- famously un-embiggenable
laundreydhull: how was Dominaria sealed, again?
Diabore: it annoys me that bulwark is sorcery
OldManJohnsonMB: Is there also a Sable?
BrowneePoints: Hear me out Graham, Hasbro partners with Capcom for a AAA Monster Hunter: Ikoria game
AzaleaCloud: Question is, next turn do we Bulwark, swing, and Impulse? Or do we just slam Sentinel?
AzaleaCloud: Oh wait, Impulse is an instant. Ignore me.
KingOfDoma: They're gonna be really sad when they don't have counter magic for Herd Migration
Spades_Slicc: scatties is active
tehfewl: scatter smothered and covered
Spades_Slicc: Negate /and/ Scatties? bougie
AzaleaCloud: That Phyrexian Espionage is gonna hit hard.
MegaDosX: Now you have to draw cards like a poor
Sorator13: hmmmm
drunkonmystery: Just heard my son yell from across the house: "MOM! DAD! I HAVE A DOOTIE!"
BrowneePoints: well if they play basically anything we get to pretty much strip their hand
ShaneLeeAtk: Mmm... hashbrowns
tehfewl: or the 4/4 trample
tehfewl: wait, nevermind they aren't playing green
OldManJohnsonMB: I like what you got
bytecaster: That is very fine?
Lord_Hosk: 2 for 1?
drunkonmystery: did they 2 for 1 themselves?
Sorator13: that's... a 2-for-1 in your favor? plus Sentinel drew you a card, too?
Sorator13: That's fine
adept_nekomancer: Ah yes, the famous mono-treesurfer deck
BrowneePoints: OP is Gleaming the Cube
Diabore: they have a pump
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TheWonko: Time keeps on happening all the time
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AzaleaCloud: @BrowneePoints Is that like Pondering the Orb?
frozenphoenix7: The old onboard text
Sorator13: LUL
CodeIndigo: oh
KingOfDoma: Whoops onboard tricks
Spades_Slicc: I feel Serge in this draft tonight
OldManJohnsonMB: Wait, we have to READ the cards?
Sorator13: @OldManJohnsonMB well, we don't *have* to
bytecaster: @OldManJohnsonMB Not if we can pretend to know what they do!
Spades_Slicc: !card runic shot
LRRbot: Runic Shot [W] | Sorcery | Kicker {U} / Destroy target tapped creature. If this spell was kicked, scry 2.
OldManJohnsonMB: Yeah, that's what I thought. We glance at it once, and then proceed with absolute confidence
laundreydhull: @spades_slicc You Feel. Serge? In This Draft? Tonight?
Spades_Slicc: @laundreydhull forgets about onboard tricks
laundreydhull: what really happened?
AzaleaCloud: Is opponent secretly Cameron?
bytecaster: Right? Time is being so rude all the time and no one is courageous enough to speak up!
brainbosh: What does Barricade do?
MegaDosX: !card gibbering barricade
LRRbot: Gibbering Barricade [2B] | Creature — Nightmare Wall [2/4] | Defender / {2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
Spades_Slicc: !card gibbering
LRRbot: Did you mean: Gibbering Barricade; Gibbering Fiend; Gibbering Descent; Gibbering Kami; Gibbering Hyenas
CodeIndigo: gibbers
Spritz_T: you never get warned about the physical effects of extended exposure to time
OldManJohnsonMB: So much gibbering
SaxPython: 2 Gibber 2 Baricade
MegaDosX: We take those
WiJohn: This OP's a fan of the two for ones
adept_nekomancer: I see 4 defenders
WiJohn: Blight pile sure looks like what it's called
MegaDosX: Four defenders
bytecaster: @adept_nekomancer Blightpile is only a pile
bytecaster: Oh right, not walls, but defenders, ignore me
Sorator13: Oh, well, okay then
Sorator13: can sac it to Barricade
MegaDosX: Clever, opponent
Sorator13: DM I do all of that
OldManJohnsonMB: Brushwag likes value!
MegaDosX: Now this is a clock
Spades_Slicc: 5 lands in library
OldManJohnsonMB: FLUNGE!
OldManJohnsonMB: Wait, defenders. nm
Spades_Slicc: !blight pile
Lord_Hosk: Hey chat, I can read lips, Graham said "Hello"
Spades_Slicc: !card blight pile
LRRbot: Blight Pile [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian [3/3] | Defender / {2}{B}, {T}: Each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of creatures with defender you control.
AzaleaCloud: Hwuh-oh.
OldManJohnsonMB: Graham is having feelings and emotions
CodeIndigo: it will be a very diappointing flunge
Sibwow: a flungelet
Sorator13: a flet, if you will
OldManJohnsonMB: A regular old flange
AzaleaCloud: We probably still have it, but OP has a chance to catch up now.
tehfewl: a flungelet sounds like a small bird
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
Sorator13: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: That slows Graham down but it doesn't stop him
Spades_Slicc: lrrFINE
CodeIndigo: lrrFINE
Sorator13: Bulwark, if you want
Sorator13: I think that would kill them
WiJohn: But birbs for next turn!
tehfewl: chap keeps you alive for pile untap
AzaleaCloud: seabatClap
MegaDosX: Ayyyy
Sorator13: I think it would not *quite* have killed them, actually
BrowneePoints: yea cuz play bulwark activate all walls flunge was more than they could block. DEATH BY WALLS!
Sorator13: they can chump everything except the 1/1, I believe
Sorator13: and go to 1
Sorator13: BUT, they were almost certainly dead on the next turn, so
engineerbudy: i love the stream, but is there any reason lrrmtg is going late?
Sorator13: @engineerbudy Started late, and no other stream tonight, so ending late as well
definenull: show's over everybody Kappa
engineerbudy: oops
engineerbudy: i feel responisble
the_astro_kreep: You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
MegaDosX: Time got a bit away from you there Graham? :p
OldManJohnsonMB: That phone call was a warning from the time poice
OldManJohnsonMB: police
Sorator13: graham you're allowed to stream late if you want :D
BrowneePoints: they had 3 blockers and with Bulwark we had enough for 5 attackers I believe @Sorator13
drunkonmystery: Well personally, I appreciate your sacrifice, Graham
cmdrelk: @engineerbudy turns out, you're being helpful lrrAWESOME
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints I think we only had 4 attackers? Because Blight Pile was tapped and Bulwark can't att- wait, it does give haste, nevermind. You're right!
Sorator13: May have needed to not kick Repo to do it, though
SaxPython: the natural
aggrocrow: chain it
aggrocrow: chain it!
aggrocrow: CHAIN IT!
GredGredmansson: chainchainchaaaaaain
aggrocrow: love to chain it lol
Diabore: chain gang chain gang
TheWonko: the Chaplain and the Sentinel have done wonderful things for my Walls EDH deck
MegaDosX: Well that's an issue
GredGredmansson: Its Braids Shadow Legend
Spades_Slicc: But you're not even remotely in the colors for chainwhirler
Grimlai: @GredGredmansson I'm keeping that nickname now
Diabore: the ol gibber jabber wall
BrowneePoints: cmoooon land
MegaDosX: Swamp off the top let's go
Diabore: but what order? (hint: it doesnt matter)
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
AzaleaCloud: GO BIRDS :D
MegaDosX: That is a lot of birds
GredGredmansson: birdbirdbird bird bird
MegaDosX: You sir are a modern day Alfred Hitchcock
Wiliart: Dovender!
Sibwow: the fool
cosarprime: That just means you get it again!
MegaDosX: You also have Urborg in hand lmao
engineerbudy: unless
AzaleaCloud: Ermahgerd Urborg Rerporserssion
Ris_Bl00dlord: bird is the word
BrowneePoints: Ermahgerd! Urburg Rerperrserrshurrn!
easterncaveofwonders: Too late, we have already achieved maximum bird.
Sorator13: m a x i m u m b i r d
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: She's enough of a problem that you want her gone tbh
GredGredmansson: !ppr
LRRbot: The Brothers' War PPR will be on 4 November 2022! More details: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgG0LpOaUAE552S.jpg
BrowneePoints: Feed the Birds...Tuppence A Bag...
code1300: the product came for the ppr
BrowneePoints: well Two-Pence, but yea
Diabore: no guests?
aggrocrow: gibber Jabberjaw?
ghost_waz: tomorrow? tomorrow!
northos: PPRSMR
GredGredmansson: I AM checking it out!
BrowneePoints: @Diabore DB is next week
Sibwow: @Diabore oops all lrr edition
easterncaveofwonders: Oh PPR that’s exciting!
OldManJohnsonMB: Tomorrow? That's only a few hours from now!
MegaDosX: Still think not inviting Matt Riddle to this PPR was a missed opportunity >_>
Ris_Bl00dlord: whisper whisper
drunkonmystery: Whispering because you don't want the other player to hear you
SaxPython: gotta sneak up on the ppr
Spades_Slicc: because that's your biggest attacker
nero_long: im unfortunately at work tomorrow so going have to wait till ppr is on youtube
Diabore: @BrowneePoints just keep them for the bus
OldManJohnsonMB: At least one Lrrsm'n should have invited their actual brother
GredGredmansson: And the card dump is only 2 hours prior!
LadyLockwood92: Huh, wasn't expecting the stream to still be going. I figured I'd hop in to say hi
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc but they could've killed the Bulwark and eliminated three attackers
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh, i know what card the opponent is looking for
arkilyd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 101 months, currently on a 101 month streak!
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ghost_waz: haven't played mtg/mtga in a few years, but those stained glass lands are gorgeous
easterncaveofwonders: I remember when I first started playing and urza and Mishra were ruining everything the first time around. This will be a hell of a trip down memory lane.
Spades_Slicc: @sorator13 OP bad at game shrug kaomoji
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm 90% sure they have the miasma card in their deck
Diabore: the smash one? deal 1 to all creatures maybe?
Sorator13: Choking Miasma?
BrowneePoints: I really, REALLY hope someone opened one of the meld pairs
GredGredmansson: Smash to Dust?
Sorator13: Only kills the birds, though
AtomicAlchemical: Drag to the bottom?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: @Sorator13 Yeah, that one thank you
GredGredmansson: but birds
TheWriterAleph: B I R D S
BrowneePoints: MAXIMUM OVERBIRD
Sorator13: wait a sec, did you mark them as attackers by clicking the x5???
Sorator13: never knew you could do that!
Diabore: really any board wipe brains us
Gekyouryuu: every time I see/hear the name Herd Migration, I hear it in my head to the tune of Good Vibrations
laundreydhull: cuz whispering is a good actor's play. You should watch Owen Wilson Whisper Yell as Mobius in Loki. He's really good.
OldManJohnsonMB: Sometimes you just need 100 birds
LadyLockwood92: Looking forward to a PPR on my birthday ^^
Sibwow: play it on chapter 3
Spades_Slicc: I can only count to 4
I_Am_Clockwork: Biiiird
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Nice
GredGredmansson: smuk smak smak smok
Sibwow: get allllll the damage
AzaleaCloud: FBtouchdown
Sorator13: I would rather it speed them up, like a machine gun (of birds)
Fruan: @LadyLockwood92 Oh hey, we share a birthday
frogomb: Cawcawphony
MegaDosX: "Still had all these"
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Sorator13: see you tomorrow!!
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Maximum overbird comes from this lovely tumblr post https://w.tt/3WszXD8
Earthenone: !bro
LRRbot: The Brothers' War PPR will be on 4 November 2022! More details: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgG0LpOaUAE552S.jpg
Earthenone: !patreon
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cmdrelk: PPR hype!
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thejadedthief: thank for the stream!
TheWriterAleph: bye G!
Gekyouryuu: later
Juliamon: Jaaaames
Sorator13: James did a stream in the dark with no face cam
MegaDosX: James had that set up for his shadows stream a week or two ago
frogomb: TY mister G
Sorator13: because headache
laundreydhull: James....
DeM0nFiRe: 🚍
EvilBadman: That was when James had a headache and lrrmtg'd
Gekyouryuu: Besert Dus!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: DESERT BUS BABAAAYYYY
DeM0nFiRe: Sick, pummel party!
LadyLockwood92: @Fruan Happy birthday from the future
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 12 Nov 02:00 PM PST (8d, 20:42 from now)
TheWriterAleph: dun dun dunnnn
BrowneePoints: BEEP BEEEP
MegaDosX: !bus
Admiralmatt subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 83 months!
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frogomb: Sandy mass transit!
I_Am_Clockwork: PPR right befor Desert Bus, the classic
Ravynn: Bus is COMING
MegaDosX: !venga
LRRbot: Turn down for BUS!
laundreydhull: So "If you can read this, I have lethal."?
Juliamon: You sure can't!
Fruan: BUS!
SolarBlitz1: The bus is COMING
v_nome: Mmm dessert bus
laundreydhull: The Sea
Spades_Slicc: Ask not who the bus vengas for, it vengas for you
MegaDosX: My annual leave got approved this morning so I have the whole week off to watch
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: is it happening at the moonbase?
EvilBadman: Check the Desert Bus twitter for spicy spoilers
GapFiller subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months, currently on a 24 month streak!
GapFiller: eyyy 36 Months! w/ a 24 Month Streak! those are both multiples of 12 Months! (just enough time to squeeze in my subversary)
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TheWriterAleph: bus twitch
Spades_Slicc: !db
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Gekyouryuu: it doesn't go until we stop donating, it goes until we can't donate ENOUGH. people never actually stop.
BrowneePoints: 3 in person shifts and zeta is remote
DeM0nFiRe: The moon gets 0 precipitation, so it is technically a desert!
nimrickz: you can play god of war before desert bus
Sorator13: \o
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Spades_Slicc: Merge?
GapFiller: nalvHi bai G
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
NotCainNorAbel: bye G
LadyLockwood92: lrrSHINE
SaxPython: FBtouchdown <3 FBtouchdown
KWardJenx: Thank you, Graham.
thejadedthief: lrrSHINE
laundreydhull: Coming Up, The BRO Dynasty: Were in The LRR-Game now...
LordZarano: @DeM0nFiRe Does an ice comet crashing count as precipitation?
DeM0nFiRe: 🤔
UnspokenKibbles: Anyone lurking around here?
Juliamon: Maybe
cmdrelk: not at all
UnspokenKibbles: Hey. I needed to come someplace anonymous for a bit.
Juliamon: Of course.
UnspokenKibbles: Inasmuch as having a consistent handle can provide anonymity, of course, but it feels good to have that shield.