TehAmelie: hmm if it's true McDonald's tried to make 1/3-pounders but people didn't buy them because they thought 1/3 was less than 1/4, why wouldn't they go 1/5?
TehAmelie: "it's a higher number, at the same low price"
Earthenone: i think it was a mcdonalds competitor that tried the 1/3 pounders
TehAmelie: might actually be impossible to market them without lying about what the number means
Earthenone: and any change will be seen as scary by the customer base :)
KeytarCat: I bet they found that people can tell 1/5 is "too small"
Spades_Slicc: I know that for a while DQ had a lunch special that had a 1/3 lb burger option
TehAmelie: hm
Spades_Slicc: Might still have them?
Juliamon: at 1/5 it probably markets better as "sliders"
KeytarCat: ^
Juliamon: which is a word that has an inherent "buy multiples of me" baked into it
TehAmelie: mm sliders are fun
Spades_Slicc: If they're real greasy you can call them Slip 'n Sliders
TehAmelie: i've had them once. the grocery store where i live sold the makings one day, and then they were gone
Juliamon: anyone remember when Burger King did those long burgers? I still can't believe those were a real thing
TehAmelie: sounds amusing
KeytarCat: @Juliamon Some of my favorite burgers from them
Spades_Slicc: how and also why
KeytarCat: Oblong patty on a hot dog bun, basically. To stand out, I think
Spades_Slicc: ooh two patties on a hoagie bun
Juliamon: it was before the chicken sandwich wars, when brands were struggling to find something new to do
TehAmelie: sure beats the fanciest burger i've had. artisanal bread and beef, roughly the size and shape of a handball
Invitare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: I Was a Teenage Exocolonist) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (1m from now).
TehAmelie: also reminds me of this artist's impression that probably no one has actually bothered making https://i.imgur.com/gQ0BLG2.jpg
TheAinMAP: Signal.
Earthenone: lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: it's aliive!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> On this week's Talkin Sim, Cori and Cameron are a teenage exocolonist, over and over again. | http://www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FhEmdL-aEAAyFxQ.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1590094431721783296
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Juliamon: ok I have eaten some food, time to lie back down
TehAmelie: have a nice food coma (?)
thunderbird32: The twitter announcement says you're going live on Cam's Twitch, BTW
Juliamon: I am still sick
Juliamon: oh yeah, tweet's wrong
LoadingReadyRun: >.<
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> On this week's Talkin Sim, Cori and Cameron are a teenage exocolonist, over and over again. | http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FhEnospakAAU7cz.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1590095729028395008
Juliamon: I had oatmeal AND a muffin today
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrCORI lrrCAMERON
Earthenone: lrrAWESOME
KeytarCat: @Juliamon Ah, survival food day
TehAmelie: yo
SnackPak_: Cori's back
TheAinMAP: Hello.
KeytarCat: Ears!
Drakas: tell a friend...
Invitare: Now's your chance to be a big shot
NarishmaReborn: it's frankly rude
TehAmelie: i only hope someone can write a parody called and/or
DArchangel: Oh heck yeah, IWATE.
theawesomeonev2 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
theawesomeonev2: Hay Cam and Cori. thanks for always providing an entertaining stream
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KeytarCat: You should not forgive them
thunderbird32: Harsh, but fair
TehAmelie: i've just got my hands on Beerfest, i'm way behind on Talking Sim movie recommendations
They_Are_Alyx: lrrFINE
Pteraspidomorphi: I ended up buying and playing through this on my own, and now I'm here to watch you make different decisions from mine and to see what happens
GDwarble: Yeah, I've become a big fan of this game and I'm really curious to see more of this playthrough
theawesomeonev2: sounds like a splendid place to live lrrFINE
KarmaHauntsYou: Plot twist, everyone dies, your mom, your dad, the governor, Tammy, Tammy's dad, Kom, and the Teacher Hal.
virgil82: Squidly Feeterson!
DArchangel: Squidly Feeterson. <3
brynnjackamusic: squidly feeterson!!!
virgil82: lrrGOAT
DArchangel: Oh, yes, condescend to Tang, that'll go great.
TehAmelie: if my name was Tangent i would extremely object to being called Tang
DArchangel: So has Cori played this before?
DArchangel: Rad. :)
Pteraspidomorphi: So often both cards you're prompted to forget are actually useful
Spades_Slicc: Dad you need to mask up
DArchangel: Yum-yum, pixie beans.
They_Are_Alyx: 😬😬😬
Spades_Slicc: And they were never seen again
NarishmaReborn: this seems like a bad idea
DArchangel: Geranium is an anti-masker. :(
Dalrint: This sounds suspiciously like mind controlling mushrooms
Angnor33: Is this how our father dies?
DEATHlikescats: even a problem on xeno planets. masks up y'all!!
Dalrint: I know I joined late but why are you being chased by the dog from chrono cross
itira: pure logic
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
DArchangel: @Dalrint Be nice to Squidly Feeterson. :( :( :(
GDwarble: @Dalrint They're our pet fungus-slug-dog
Spades_Slicc: Prof. Halitosis R.I.P.
Spades_Slicc: Congruence and I
RainbowPhoenix06: So Congurance is a smartphone
Spades_Slicc: That's how the English language works
gualdhar: so wait, Congruence is Wikipedia?
Pteraspidomorphi: Ship's computer in the sci-fi sense
gualdhar: oh it has games, so Congruence is NewGrounds
GDwarble: Congruence is an AI, basically
DArchangel: I like the card game, I think it's a really clever way to break up the VN business with something short and sweet while also tying gameplay and narrative together.
DArchangel: Congrats on being 14!
Spades_Slicc: Teenage Rebellion!!!!!
TehAmelie: kind of a bird mom reflex
GDwarble: That's an amazing typo
TehAmelie: but with yellin
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 12 Nov 02:00 PM PST (3d, 23:59 from now)
Pteraspidomorphi: Cam please :D
GDwarble: I love the writing in this game
BeastiePunk: Man I feel bad for teenagers
tyrsredritehand: Goth pnase unlocked!
BeastiePunk: Getting a bad wrap
SnackPak_: accurate
RainbowPhoenix06: ow ow ow my memories owwww
KV1NN4: wow... that was.... relatable XD
noSmokeFire: did we get any closure on that weird animal that was maybe colonizing our friend's brain?
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
EOstby: Hello all, how goes it?
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noSmokeFire: concerning!
thegreatwyrdling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
thegreatwyrdling: 20 months! That's almost a year!
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Spades_Slicc: Needs a bigger enclosure
SymphonicLolita: hams, yams, tomators, potatoes....
KeytarCat: Maybe she's a carnivore
Spades_Slicc: If you let Socks go she's already habituated to humans and will approach the surveyors and get killed
GDwarble: @Spades_Slicc Well, maybe, she's a big caterpillar, probably not on the "kill on sight" list
TehAmelie: we gained +1 biology degree
TehAmelie: that's probably how it works
Spades_Slicc: @gdwarble alien planet, unkown life form presenting unkown danger, approaching openly. Also for the past 2? years colonists have been killed by wildlife
DArchangel: The untamed (but fairly prosaic) wilds.
Spades_Slicc: As long as The Spaceship???
gualdhar: ah, so this is when we get eaten.
GDwarble: @Spades_Slicc Sure, but the colonists are making at least some effort to not kill unnecessarily
DArchangel: Rocks for Socks.
Spades_Slicc: okay, so it consumes minerals to provide material for it's shell/exoskeleton/exterior. like that snail that's mostly iron
Spades_Slicc: You super succeeded and that let's you confirm you see that you cannot see
Spades_Slicc: Ground Jelly
Spades_Slicc: normal things
virgil82: Better coat your hands really well with that unidentified jelly.
CanPlayGames: Nyan?
Spades_Slicc: Is becoming one with the planet code for "turned into ground jelly"?
noSmokeFire: buhsh boob
Spades_Slicc: Goodbye hand
DArchangel: I love the idea of embarrassed bushbubs.
noSmokeFire: maybe we can get a cool robot hand
They_Are_Alyx: Eh, we can probably grow a new one
281 raiders from MTGGoldfish have joined!
Spades_Slicc: Bushbub's setle territory disputes through dance off
gualdhar: huh, a teetroial
empyreon: Drink. Goop. DRINK. GOOP.
gualdhar: keyboard please
Loooooony: Hello hello, LRR people. ^^
PMAvers: Ooh. Corpse juice.
Loooooony: Seth from Goldfish says hi. ^^
Spades_Slicc: That's 100% digestive fluid
noSmokeFire: we're probably immortal, it's fine
empyreon: yum yum!
mtvcdm: Drink more glurp
DArchangel: There's only one way to find out what's in there. Well, two ways, if you're a *coward*.
control_rig: 100% digestive juices. This is Corpse Flower: The Drink
Pteraspidomorphi: oh no
rentar42: I'm pretty sure that there's nothing you could possibly regret in this game, right?! No hard decisions or anything like that ...
control_rig: A juice cleanse!
itira: gross
control_rig: "Hey! Are you drinking MY flower?!"
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to goop! They have given 1302 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Spades_Slicc: you could use the +1 space to set up a 2,3,4,5,6
TehAmelie: the animal designs remind me of SSSS, somehow
GrumblingMoblin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
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Pteraspidomorphi: This character is actually very similar to my first run from what I'm seeing so far
thasmiel: Cheer100
DArchangel: Hooray, Vertumnalia! Now with pixie beans!
Spades_Slicc: Can we steal the science fair again?
NarishmaReborn: except when he won't wear his mask
KeytarCat: "Another", huh?
PMAvers: "And now it's time to start the bloodsports."
Spades_Slicc: Steal the Science Fair!!!!
control_rig: Because teenage hormones need messing with...
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah...
KeytarCat: 58 highest yet?
noSmokeFire: what collectibles do we have?
KV1NN4: found the official soundtrack to this game on youtube by i thinkt he developer's official channel. It was nice
hey_there_Enfys subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
hey_there_Enfys: Hi Cameron & Cori, I hope you're both having a nice day!
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control_rig: Yikes. I blame James
Pteraspidomorphi: You can use bushbub dance and sportsball as a combo
BaronVonPoppinOff subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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DArchangel: Confidence... and sporsball!
PMAvers: "The baking soda foam filled the entire building, they were incredibly impressed."
Spades_Slicc: mmmm chili
control_rig: Ok Glowing Chili actually kinda sounds good
DArchangel: Marginalia is so hormonal, I love it.
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SymphonicLolita: definitely the beans
Pteraspidomorphi: This is why you don't trust food that glows in the dark
Spades_Slicc: So have our parents been eating these for a while?
Angnor33: Food IS great.
Spades_Slicc: Yes Marginalia, your mother is the one being rude
control_rig: One day I found an old grocery list my wife had written, and it was brick of cheese, cream cheese, and cheese pizza...
Pteraspidomorphi: You can't make me!
Pteraspidomorphi: I wonder how the triple rebellion status effect might affect the events near the end of the run
DEATHlikescats: was about to fast forward through the break, but remembered this is love at the last second.
DEATHlikescats: *LIVE
DEATHlikescats: nikasaRIP
DEATHlikescats: cypher1FacePalm
control_rig: Honestly that was kindof a sweet sentiment. "I don't want to fast forward through this, this is love" :P
Earthenone: like the shirt says, good enough to watch at 1x speed :P
DEATHlikescats: lrrCREEPL_SQ lrrCREEPR_SQ
DEATHlikescats: agreed
Earthenone: to be fair, im only in chat right now so im only watching at 0x speed :)
DArchangel: There's... nothing procedural in this game unless you literally count populating the maps with semi-random events.
Spades_Slicc: Oh cool, back from break with Cori and 50% of Cam
DArchangel: It really makes me wonder about the criteria for the procedural design award.
BusTed: Socks eats rocks
DArchangel: Better Feeterson!
Spades_Slicc: We shouldn't be able to relax, we're a teenager
DArchangel: Well, so long as the pixie beans are good for you, the food shortfall shouldn't be a problem.
Spades_Slicc: Did I miss the thing about the beans?
DArchangel: @Spades_Slicc You missed Beanstumnalia, yeah.
They_Are_Alyx: We haven
BusTed: floabcSmug
Spades_Slicc: awww :'(
They_Are_Alyx: @Spades_Slicc We haven't hit the event that explains what's going on with the beans yet, no
DArchangel: But also that.
RockPusher: Study the Huge Manatees!
DArchangel: STEM all the way. What could possibly go wrong?
Zoso_Wolf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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BusTed: burn
DArchangel: Poetry pwned by a PC.
PMAvers: >exec burn dot exe
TehAmelie: i read this nice article once talking about the importance of arts and turning STEM into STEAM. wish anyone else had read it
blepharic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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Spades_Slicc: Oh speaking of french how do you pronounce 70 in french?
Max_Mckayful: @TehAmelie I just read a great philosophy text about the integral role of emotion in science - Allison Jaggar: Feminist Epistemology
KeytarCat: @Spades_Slicc Wait a minute!
SnowBuddy18: @Spades_Slicc 99 in French is the most meme number
TehAmelie: funky
DArchangel: I love Nem so much.
BusTed: And dodging wrenches.
Spades_Slicc: Soixante-Dix nuts
DArchangel: An equation is a relationship between two expressions.
Spades_Slicc: I've heard it pronounced more like dece
SnowBuddy18: @Spades_Slicc but 99 is 420 deez nuts
Spades_Slicc: deece
DEATHlikescats: Deez whuts?
laundreydhull: this child looks precious, am sorry... still sorry, chat I apologize; Apologetically. Send to Moderator Customs...great character design btw.
Utopos: Depends on the version of French: Some places say septante
NeoOfTheDark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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laundreydhull: I'm jealous I can't illustrate anywhere near this game's level too...
Spades_Slicc: @snowbuddy18 for sure better
KeytarCat: @Utopos ooh, I hadn't heard that! What varieties have it?
Spades_Slicc: @Utopos Sept'nt
Pteraspidomorphi: They always talk on 10% friendship increments, I think
laundreydhull: weh!?
empyreon: UM
Spades_Slicc: Demons?
NarishmaReborn: uh
Boon_33: rut roh
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Pteraspidomorphi: Setting up for bus?
Utopos: @KeytarCat IIRC it's mostly Belgian and Swiss French
SnowBuddy18: Blame James?
Riiiiiiis: That's a new sound
josh___something: whut the fuck
blepharic: lrrSPOOPY
Invitare: and that's why you can't look at an experiment and change the parameters
Angnor33: Moonbase Parameters Changing!
RockPusher: mattlrFine fugiBus tqsFine lrrFINE
DEATHlikescats: something in the pipes?!
SpoonfullOfSugar: r u ok?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Everybody panic!
Max_Mckayful: @laundreydhull Need a Can't Draw Bushbubs Club?
Spritz_T: ok, who's the wise guy who brought the jackhammer to the moonbase
Spades_Slicc: @utopos is that more like quebecois french or less?
laundreydhull: NOPE Bros seeping in from an alternate reality maybe...
withr: Cam's wandered off camera
laundreydhull: I could've explain the anomaly either way.
empyreon: noted feelings-appreciator, Tang
ImmortalLen: I also dated her the first run!
Spades_Slicc: So Tang got busted manipulating an experiment? rough but like, fucked up thing to do
Utopos: @Spades_Slicc From my limited experience with Swiss French, it's further from Quebecois than metropolitan (aka Parisan) French is.
KeytarCat: @ImmortalLen I dated her in high school!
TehAmelie: ah yes, early met, mid wet and thick wet
TehAmelie: huh, i wrote that one w upside down
DArchangel: "What would your dead friend... you know... whatsername... think?!"
laundreydhull: ok, thats a snarky lean
DArchangel: I love Nem, she's so honest about what she wants out of life.
BusTed: She's got moxie.
DArchangel: Cal's pacifism is very principled but sometimes stupid.
DArchangel: I love how each of your friends has a very specific ideological *deal*.
DArchangel: But Marz is best teen, obvs.
Max_Mckayful: The kids learned the importance of Rule 0
PipeSmokingOwl: ya its not like we are mad at cal for not min maxing in dnd..you agreed to play sportball
Awaiko: \o chat - I've got 15 minutes between meetings, time to get very confused about what this game is.
DEATHlikescats: @awaiko welcome to the xeno!
OminouslyOminous subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
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KV1NN4: #1 Brother mug
KeytarCat: @KV1NN4 "Brother of the #1 Sister"
Spades_Slicc: The Bushbubs saw all of that
Spades_Slicc: I bet they gossip
TehAmelie: "no one saw us eat the flower goo" sounds like famous last words
CAKHost: Ooo I love your hairs, Cameron and Cori!
Spades_Slicc: Oh no, under-enriched teens. The most dangerous animals
Pteraspidomorphi: oh wow
DArchangel: Hot 13-year-old makeouts!
tatsandrings subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
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Pteraspidomorphi: Aw, someone else figured it out
Spades_Slicc: OOOh we're grown up enough to hear cusses
Astramentha: Dad forgot to say “bus”
Spades_Slicc: Yes parents, I can definitely be trusted to dispose of theses bad beans. I will not do anything with them
NarishmaReborn: oh no
adambomb625: What year/iteration is this?
Pteraspidomorphi: 14yo first iteration I believe
Glodenox: oh no
Spades_Slicc: @adambomb625 Year 3 (?) iteration 1
PMAvers: Bravely Default.
PMAvers: It's Wakka Time
KeytarCat: Wakka
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Utopos: Well, it did say it was impossible
noSmokeFire: the caber tossing practice comes in handy!
adambomb625: order for ascention?
Spades_Slicc: can you go 3 4 5?
BusTed: FBtouchdown
PMAvers: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log.
Spades_Slicc: Jokes on you Bushbub, I have all these fuckin logs
adambomb625: Nice card
PMAvers: "Hey, combat killer."
BusTed: benginFingers
Pteraspidomorphi: I guess 14 is now
TehAmelie: does the game end when you stop being a teenager? Logan's Run style?
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes, when you turn 20 it ends the iteration
TehAmelie: i guess that age is more Children of the Corn style
TehAmelie: aloha
Spades_Slicc: If you're turning 14 this year isn't this your 15th year?
Spades_Slicc: Cal
Spades_Slicc: or Marz
GDwarble: The most teenager is gonna be either Cal or Marz
Metalupis: Del probably
SnowBuddy18: Cal goes through a Matthew Lewis transformation
Hangedman: hey, as a long-time lrr fan, it's very cool to see something i worked on (i was QA lead) on the channel. thanks for the career milestone
noSmokeFire: my parents call their juvenile chickens "skeksis" because of how weird and patchy they look
TehAmelie: do you wonder if penguins think people are sloppily dressed penguins?
Hangedman: oh, twitch decided that wasn't a sub alert
SnowBuddy18: @Hangedman congrats on the game
Pteraspidomorphi: Hangedman: Wow really? I loved the game, thanks for your work
CAKHost: Gasp, the cutie! lrrHEART
UntapUpkeepScrawww: @noSmokeFire Hmmmmmm yessss
TheAinMAP: mattlrConfus
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBirthday
Hangedman: @pteraspidomorphi i appreciate it! when the interactions are so simple, you kinda gotta get the feel right, so a ton of work went into that.
TehAmelie: at least we avoided doing a duck face eh
Gekyouryuu: lol. auntie seedent
DArchangel: @Hangedman Oh rad! This game is fantastic, thank you. :)
TehAmelie: her pose seems like a religious icon of some sort
KeytarCat: Auntie Antecedent is a good name
TehAmelie: i like this future
DArchangel: I love Nem so much.
Gekyouryuu: if she let her skin turn green, she'd be a teenage girl Blanka from street fighter
KV1NN4: it took over 20 years of periods before i started getting real cramps and now I Get it. o.<;
Clench_Eastwood: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Caregiver) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1:29 from now).
They_Are_Alyx: CHosen Family!
noSmokeFire: those logs saved our life
DArchangel: Disregard education. Acquire log.
PMAvers: Yeah, but we've got a 9 card now since we can just apply the story of "Hey, remember how we kicked some massive ass that one time?" to every conversation.
Gekyouryuu: keep a journal about it. a log log
KV1NN4: mmm mushroom edibles..
adambomb625: Complete the ritual
Mischievous_Catgeist: pet rocks
TehAmelie: it can be blurry here too, at least in the deep ocean vents
Metalupis: the hoodie is very good
noSmokeFire: big hot topic energy
Spades_Slicc: How did no one say Dys was gonna look the most teenaged
GDwarble: His hoodie splitting and going down to his knees is very neat
GDwarble: @Spades_Slicc A good question, he's easy to forget
Spades_Slicc: We have a second hand to be crushed
azureHaights: When everything is 2, nothing will be
DArchangel: w00t, shirts are up on Fangamer.
RAICx: I've already ordered mine!
Mischievous_Catgeist: ordered mine earlier today lrrSHINE
Metalupis: its a very good design, as usual
Mistborn83: can you post that link one more time I didnt have chat open
Astrovore: why is there a mushroom snail following them?
DArchangel: @Astrovore Squidly Feeterson is their pet!
Spades_Slicc: George W. Bushbub
Astrovore: Squidly Feeterson! I love it.
PMAvers: You grab the bushbub by the shoulders and suplex it.
azureHaights: [to the tune of A Thousand Miles] Standing bravely our ground
Spades_Slicc: Could you get more points from 3 same color 3's?
kumatsu: Hell yeah, naps
DArchangel: A pretty flower. <3
DArchangel: Yay, super goal. :)
adambomb625: Go to bed?
Mistborn83: It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."
TheMerricat: Just finished voting chat, just a reminder if you are in somewhere that is voting today, please do your part and vote too if you haven't already!
TehAmelie: lrrSHINE
jessieimproved: lrrHEART Vote! lrrHEART
NarishmaReborn: my polls closed a bit ago
QuietQuandary subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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Spades_Slicc: Voted 10 hr ago
Astramentha: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
kumatsu: I voted for the people NOT endorsed by cops
DArchangel: Really exhausting photography.
Spades_Slicc: When you max out perception do you gain the ability to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Astramentha: @kumatsu I approve of this strategy
PMAvers: What if it's our birthday, can we eat our own cake?
Hangedman: @spades_slicc you find out *how* they love it but not why
PMAvers: It's basically working retail.
TheMerricat: Kids love cinnamon toast crunch because they are highly susceptible to suggestion and the company spent a lot of money on ad campaigns telling them they love it
They_Are_Alyx: !subscribe Hopeye facts
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Unsubscribe Hopeye Facts
adambomb625: Yay Disection!
TehAmelie: did you know hippos have 14 stomachs?
Spades_Slicc: @TheMerricat also it's carbs on carbs in fat liquid
Spades_Slicc: and sugar
azureHaights: I'd like to take the physical challenge... oh wait.
Astramentha: @tehamelie I press X to doubt
They_Are_Alyx: Mood
noSmokeFire: is Dys's augment fearlessness?
They_Are_Alyx: Yes
PMAvers: Hey, Tang. We've learned to make this thing called archon bread. You might like it.
GDwarble: Spacechem, yeah
Pteraspidomorphi: Yup
Spades_Slicc: @tehamelie do they have 14 stomachs or is their one stomach regioned for special processes
TheMerricat: zachtronics is still alive!
Gekyouryuu: UNsatisfying?! Lion King told me it was slimy YET satisfying. cursed Disney lying to children
jacqui_lantern234: space lrrCAMERON ? :p
Clench_Eastwood: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Caregiver) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1:09 from now).
TehAmelie: i dunno. probably the boring one
Astramentha: @spades_slicc Google says they have 1 stomach with 3 chambers
PMAvers: Nem gained the thought "Sportsball Cop."
empyreon: snitches get stitches, Nem
Spades_Slicc: Adventure after him
DArchangel: Bad news, Nem: You're the one turning green.
Spades_Slicc: C'mon Nem we do this all the time
azureHaights: "nuh-UH" "yuh-HUH"
Spades_Slicc: Ihon
TheMerricat: This is not a side of Nem that I expected.
Gekyouryuu: we're a bad influence
jedi_master_zll: Would they know what an IHOP or applicable variant is?
Spades_Slicc: There's also no points
CururuGuasu: Was’t she the one that convinced you to fight a big monster?
Spades_Slicc: @CururuGuasu we convinced ourselves lbr
They_Are_Alyx: @jedi_master_zll They have an archive of Old Earth knowledge, so it's possible
CururuGuasu: @spades_slicc Fair
adambomb625: Good Dog
DArchangel: The culture of the Vertumnans is fascinating. It's artificial, but try as they might, bits of old Earth culture leak in.
Spades_Slicc: Who's an ethical being? You are! ^_^
Spades_Slicc: Socks is gonna dieeeeeeeeeee (speculation)
They_Are_Alyx: Classic Dad Sneeze(TM)
SK__Ren: OK, I really like how all our cards are basically memories and we forget them as we get older
Spades_Slicc: Oh great now he's producing the pollen
LordZarano: Socks is gonna eat someooone (speculation)
Spades_Slicc: I think the pollen is affecting him like that ant controlling fungus and when he makes a break for it he's a goner
Manae: So dad is now a fungus man. yay
PMAvers: Time to crack out the beans, IMO.
Gekyouryuu: cordyceps?
Spades_Slicc: YES, cordyceps
DArchangel: Yessss, hitting on Pia.
DArchangel: Fight that vriki with a big blue dick.
Spades_Slicc: What a waste of good violence
UntapUpkeepScrawww: Big sniff
Spades_Slicc: "Research"
DeM0nFiRe: You may have one (1) blueberry
OldManJohnsonMB: Nothing more stressful than eating berries...
noSmokeFire: more! goo!
Spades_Slicc: What does acid smell like?
PMAvers: I mean we just got some jam, now time for jelly.
Geldaran: someone watching a bear?
OldManJohnsonMB: "I just want to eat your delicious innards"
RockPusher: tiltyhYAS
Pteraspidomorphi: :)
TheMerricat: Both Cam and Cori's faces are perfect right now
jedi_master_zll: benginBees
Astramentha: lrrAWESOME
RockPusher: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3ANGRY escher3BEE
PipeSmokingOwl: lrrCORI lrrCORI
virgil82: lrrWOW
Spades_Slicc: Or at least the common ancestor of bees, hornets, and ants
SK__Ren: Bears?
PipeSmokingOwl: critroleHellobees critroleHellobees
noSmokeFire: bears go after bee larvae more than honey, right?
Spades_Slicc: Joie de Threeve
slappypants: hallo fronds
Gekyouryuu: common misconception. bears actually eat Hunny.
empyreon: lrrJUDGECALL
OldManJohnsonMB: Getting to 37 will be tough
noSmokeFire: """milking the squeedger"""
Pteraspidomorphi: It was not impossible
4 raiders from Weslyphon have joined!
PMAvers: Coming next season to Destiny 2...
Spades_Slicc: Howdy raiders
DArchangel: Yum yum!
Utopos: What an opportune moment
gsyhiap: Did you ever just think about the hive-queen's holes?
Spades_Slicc: Is that what the kids call it nowadays
noSmokeFire: dingle the bingle and milk the squeedger
googoltudoris: literally playing destiny while watching this, and... yeah...
Utopos: It will, apparently, burn your hand
Lysander_salamander: hello folks
Lysander_salamander: we have a fungus friend?
Astramentha: meep mee meep mee meep meep
GDwarble: Porcu-otter-slug!
Spades_Slicc: 100 Kg? that's almost 220 lbs
gsyhiap: Looks like a real cutie
UntapUpkeepScrawww: Egg!
Pteraspidomorphi: Not suspicious at all
gsyhiap: This isn't ominous at all
Spades_Slicc: Time for Omelette
LackingSanity: this seems suspicious
Astramentha: That’s no egg, that’s a space station
Max_Mckayful: trap card activated
Lord_Hosk: you cant make a broken egg without breaking a few eggs
PMAvers: Welcome to Billy Hatcher 2.
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: these monsters keep reminding me of the art in SSSS, is that just me?
SkipIives: Indiana Jones style run.
Spades_Slicc: What is SSSS?
googoltudoris: there's not an option for "throw the egg at the manticore?"
OldManJohnsonMB: I like how this is only slightly harder than giving grass to a cow
TehAmelie: a postapocalyptic comic
gsyhiap: *roadrunner honk*
Spades_Slicc: Okay, I was assuming you weren't talking about Staph. Scalded Skin Syndrome
Lysander_salamander: yay?
Spades_Slicc: OOh this egg comes pre-scrambled
OldManJohnsonMB: Cannot waste the baby
TehAmelie: well there is a skin condition involved
PMAvers: "We're growing a new sister for you down in Geoponics."
Invitare: oh that's this region's Fire Gym Leader
Lysander_salamander: yay
Lord_Hosk: Thats ok, I know how to get eggs
LackingSanity: that's bad
KV1NN4: oooh is that one of Marz's dads?
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
Spades_Slicc: nice
DArchangel: Marz is not wrong.
Spades_Slicc: @DArchangel How exactly would "Leadership" have fixed losing geoponics in the wormhole?
psuedoe: sorry just scooting in here, anyone got the cliff notes? I'm a bit late, sorry for interrupting.
Lord_Hosk: Didn't you just eat a giant egg? why are you hungry?
DeM0nFiRe: 🚍 🏜️
Spades_Slicc: @psuedoe teens, hormones, full of beans
RockPusher: fugiBus
brynnjackamusic: the bus is coming
Brozard: bus is coming
psuedoe: @psuedoe ty
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 12 Nov 02:00 PM PST (3d, 21:38 from now)
Lysander_salamander: aw
CAKHost: It will be a different form of simulated talking. For the Children!
DEATHlikescats: sun and moon
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Saturday.
TheAinMAP: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at https://DesertBus.org/ and twitch.tv/DesertBus
UntapUpkeepScrawww: Bus that desert
Spades_Slicc: Guess I'll be seeing a lot of Cam this Bus
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a surprise every year
SkipIives: Have fun driving that bus. I’ll be watching and donating.
Lysander_salamander: Have a good evening!
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for being here
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
SkipIives: Get your sleep in.
DArchangel: Thanks for the stream, you two. I love this game and it was great watching you play it.
TehAmelie: every year has been getting closer and closer to seven days, but it gets real slow after six
SkipIives: Wonderful stream as always. Thank you.
JohnLockeCole: Hello all
JohnLockeCole: I just ordered My Desert Bus Shirts!
Gekyouryuu: 2pm local time?
Xan_The_Quiet: you've got an extra day to prep, good strategy, Cameron
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 12 Nov 02:00 PM PST (3d, 21:36 from now)
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TehAmelie: thanks indeed
TheAinMAP: Good luck at Desert Bus!
UntapUpkeepScrawww: Thanks for the stream and happy bussing
Gekyouryuu: later
OhaiMireiya: bai~
Gekyouryuu: I'm off to slay an spire
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Caregiver) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (34m from now).
TehAmelie: i just had a sweet idea that fits together about five unfinished stories i've been trying to write for a few years into one. that's like getting channel, fireball and a black lotus in your opening hand for writing
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie Hell Yeah!
TehAmelie: and now to bed!
Earthenone: i hope you dont hurt yourself as much as that magic combo does
JohnLockeCole: People In the United States, Go vote People in my Beloved Texas in particular: Go Vote Against Greg Abbot and Ken Paxton!
Juliamon: If you've already voted: thank you lrrSHINE
Juliamon: speaking as a sicksm'n, early voters are the real heroes