Crossing the Steams || Elden Ring Seamless Co-op Randomizer

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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on CROSSING THE STREAMS! | @WakeUpSuper, @BWheelerMTG, @warandpeace, and @alexsteacy play more ELDEN RING, CO-OP, RANDOMIZER (with @DandyGeek and @Graham_LRR on hand for, uh… “encouragement”) | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FjQZ80vagAA5jjt.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1599932328218079232
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Spluuga rolls in 
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 Pywodwagon: seamless in several quotation marks
 Scy_Anide: I just ate dinner so I am...prepared for lunch?
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 ladylinzington: omg Andrew's shirt
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 Mollylele:    
 SymphonicLolita: of course andrew would buy a shirt of the goncharov movie poster
Haroldholmes25: what a wonderful shirt
omegamarkel: so cool
 ExhaustedElox: It's Ben!
 jacqui_lantern234: its ben~
 YeetTheRich_: other other ben!
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  corianderd: doot doot!
 notthepenguins: oh boy
 RandomTrivia: That sounds like a curated seed 
 jacqui_lantern234: @corianderd  
 TehAmelie: randomize all the animes? sounds intriguing
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 ylegm: Huzzah, into the breach once more
 CAKHost: No more ball?
Arakasi01: Everything Melania, gotcha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Foxmar320: Giant balls of violence and death
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 Dyllbert: does the seamless coop allow for mounts?
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   Anubis169: oh hey, a wild Molly appeared
  Foxmar320: I hope they didn't fix bosses telaporting all over the place
   Anubis169 huggles
 RandomTrivia: 
 comrade_cards: it's whopper Wednesday, my dudes
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 IsaTheEngie: oh dear
 jacqui_lantern234: """""FIXED"""""
 plummeting_sloth: scaling is 'fixed'
 RandomTrivia: @azureHaights Burninating the countryside!
 BusTed: "miscellaneous bug fixes"
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 northos: I mean that seems appropriate for FromSoft patch notes
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 Mollylele: can we get a roll call of the whole Otaku family
   Anubis169: hehehe
 TehAmelie: it's probably real hard to tell with how the bosses scale with the number of players too
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Bunoc1: I'm really glad I'm catching this madness live :3
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 A_Dub888: Otak-who are you all?
 YeetTheRich_: otaku geoff
 plummeting_sloth: First to own a house
 ylegm: Otaku Joffrey
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
  Foxmar320: No surprise there 
 IsaTheEngie:   
 Mollylele: send that otaku jeff to space and leave him there
Boon_33: that scans
 jacqui_lantern234:  ADAM
 Dyllbert: ale, is very quiet or no?
omegamarkel: its good to be back
 Kramburger: Astel is my favourite Denis Leary song
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Foxmar320: Good start
   Anubis169: Holy crap
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 laikagoat: the audio is crunchy
   Anubis169: Sure, nice AoE
 YeetTheRich_: fixed 
 saucemaster5000: doable
  Foxmar320: LOL
 RandomTrivia: Welp
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 TehAmelie: i like how this weird assed boss almost sort off its in this tiny arena
 SnackPak_: 
  Foxmar320: Working as intended 
goombalax: is this.... beatable?
omegamarkel: sick roll
smoke_knight: This is a great start, everybody
 IsaTheEngie: That was cleeean
 tehfewl: Fist punchgood
thraximore: the epithet
 DandyGeek: The randomizer has a toggle to "rename" bosses with the appropriate title - I thought it was too funny not to use
 Kramburger: Try hitting it's weak point for massive damage
hd_dabnado: adam is simply built differently
 DandyGeek: @goombalax technically? But probably easier if they found some decent gear first or leveled XD
  Foxmar320: Backing it into a corner
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 TehAmelie: ha, what can't the randomizer do?
 laikagoat: the audio, for me, sounds like its coming out of an old cellphone recording
thraximore: @laikagoat me too
 notthepenguins: I'm not sure the magic space skeleton bleeds, which is awkward
 Scy_Anide: The...music seems to be missing from this fight I think.
   Anubis169: !advice
  LRRbot: Be a bottom.
 Drasvin: Cherry tapping
thraximore: sounds like Adam's audio might be warped somehow
 A_Dub888: Adam “one hit at a time” Savidan
   Anubis169: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Have a garage sale of everything alive.
 YeetTheRich_: wheelers and grahams audio is fine though
thraximore: there we go
thraximore: that's much better
   Anubis169: Adam 'Massive Damage' Beefidan
 raulghoulia: also vim
 constablecrab: Catacoomst?
 GhostValv: dunked
  Foxmar320: Super ded
 tehfewl: Gravity Squeeze
 RandomTrivia: Rip in pieces
 RandomTrivia: something something health scaling
Thisbymaster: believe in the heart of the pants.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
thraximore: Perchance the fists will continue to struggle with a flying opponent
 saucemaster5000: Sounds like a nicer community
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: Hi Paul
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thraximore: ahhh
nymistrya: Who could forget the famous player character let me group up against her
  Foxmar320: lol
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
 TehAmelie: as i recall, the fists is about the only thing they can do that does any reasonable damage to the bosses (thanks to bleed)
 saucemaster5000: not wrong
 NightValien28: hahah
 Kramburger: Game of the Year, by the way
 NightValien28: that is very accurate
thraximore: @TehAmelie true, but that matters less if you can't hit them at all 
 Vergotterung: the physik isn't randomized either, right?
 notthepenguins: they CAN be
 Pywodwagon: ben that was like 7 months ago
 Sibwow: wheeler puts the bozo in bows only
 Twilight_Spark: 35-40 feral sheep?
 Kramburger: 30-50 Wild Flocks
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Orb
 bytecaster: Or balls
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 Twilight_Spark: Belly physics, smh
 TehAmelie: the riding posture may be too realistic
hd_dabnado: lot of giration
 GhostValv: a little jigglin
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh!!! BELLY~~~
  RomanGoro: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Do we still have that bowl of oily Lego around?
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I did not expect Jiggle-Physics there....
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 notthepenguins: there is the evergaol nearby for a boss too
 fastlane250: i hate that THAT'S in the !sir command
 TehAmelie: well, you know, oily lego really never stops being oily
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
  Graham_LRR: @tehamelie that not untrue!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerDependableSquidFeelsBadMan-CVhw4QudVIis5Xb4
 LadyAtarka: Hello everyone!
 RandomTrivia: Hey there LadyAtarka!
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya
 TehAmelie: and lego is basically indestructible, so how would you get rid of it?
 YeetTheRich_: also, isn't technically made from oil?
 YeetTheRich_: *lego
 CodeIndigo: Can it ever not be oily when it is manufactured out of oil in and of itself?
DigitalSeahorse: hi everybody and wow that's a bright ad
 IbunWest: Party’s over everyone go home
 notthepenguins: don't forget to unlock the world
 TehAmelie: yeah, there's some bonding that happens
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 notthepenguins: from my experience with a friend, it is jank but
 aitsu100: this is the pokemon Violet of dark souls mods
 notthepenguins: less jank than normal multiplayer
Master_Gunner: Even when the coop mod has problems, its still easier to fix than normal coop.
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thraximore: I spot a 
 Pinwiz11: I'd say Matt Jackson, but same
 TehAmelie: i was thinking Roy Kent after five years on meth
 LadyAtarka: Is that a goat?
 fastlane250: Saying "Lego is made of oil, therefore it is already oily." does not justify handling it with vegetable oil
 Bugberry: jellyfish soldier
 LadyAtarka: Rip that enemy spine
 YeetTheRich_: noo poor jellyfish
DigitalSeahorse: dear tummy, pls stop being nervous queezy and start being proper hungry with fair warning again
 Bugberry: those little guys are dangerous ambushers
 Diabore: government mandated break adam
 notthepenguins: oh boy
  Foxmar320: oh lol
  Foxmar320: I hate those dogs
 fastlane250: what the dog doin
 SymphonicLolita: red eyes black doggen
 LadyAtarka: Puppy!
DigitalSeahorse: T-Rover
 TehAmelie: their hitboxes are wayy to big
 LadyAtarka: F
 RandomTrivia: I feel like rope-a-doping a giant skeletal dog is not a reliable plan 
 Bugberry: Souls games are where cowardice shines
 neisan2112: LMAO ALEX
 JoeTrollo: 😢
 RandomTrivia: 
 fastlane250: 
nymistrya: don't listen Piglet!!
 Kramburger: Professional Dog Killers? Steven Segal *is* here
geckoinasuit: late to the party but here to watch the boys suffer
 RandomTrivia: @JoeTrollo Don't worry Joe, Piglet will be safe
 adept_nekomancer: Goodbye telebear
  Foxmar320: Goodbye bear
twistedsylvan: wyh bear chill
 fastlane250: bear went away
  corianderd: wasn't expecting to solve the Under the Silver Lake mystery. I figured I'd die without knowing who the dog killer is
aggrocrow: helluva doggo
 eshplode: This is truly the Pokemon of Souls games
 fastlane250: bear went unaway
 laikagoat: uh
  Foxmar320: Hmmm
KeytarCat: uh oh
 SnackPak_: 
 pn55: 
 RandomTrivia: LRRfine
 fastlane250: Oh good it's not just me
 saucemaster5000: hello dog
ThorSokar: F?
therealkeyens: that was a powerful bear
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Drasvin: 
 notthepenguins: uh oh
DigitalSeahorse: fire fine
 Diabore: F
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, it was not just me
 SymphonicLolita: dog too powerful
  Juliamon: Hang tight folks
 IbunWest: 
 cmdrelk: 
DigitalSeahorse: everything is fine
 blip2004: a mighty pupperino
 CAKHost: Dog too stronk for stream
  RomanGoro: It's either Wheeler or the stream, chat, you gotta chose
 RandomTrivia: Turns out Wheeler's connection was too powerful
  Graham_LRR: Can you still hear us?
  Foxmar320: Give them a moment
 YeetTheRich_: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
  Juliamon: No
DigitalSeahorse: nope
 asthanius: Nope
 CaptainSpam: Did I hear... picnic?
omegamarkel: no
  Foxmar320: Graham_LRR offline
 RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR Nope
 hurricanealpaca: 
DigitalSeahorse: stream froze
  Graham_LRR: Ok! One sec
 Dog_of_Myth: Dog broke the stream
Boon_33: stream down
 WetPaperSack: So, uhh... how are things?
geckoinasuit: we have nothing, unfortunately
rabbitgta: no sounds
ThorSokar: 100% Offline
 CaptainSpam: PICNIC!
 SnackPak_: and you though CDHC was the most cursed stream on this channel
 adept_nekomancer: Bear took the stream with it.
 yalc321: hm
 pn55: I blame the dog.
Lushian_Cybasi: So anyone get some good shinies?
Cunobelenos: 
micalovits: I blame the bear
 Mollylele: otaku jinkies
 TehAmelie: i blame the dog with the jaws the size of a bear
 Drasvin: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's like an al fresco general store!
 pn55: 
Bunoc1: I think the ATF heard.
 damn_i_am_pretty: well, ok
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote dog
  LRRbot: Quote #252: "It's just like high school, everyone is partying and I'm out here killing dogs with a saw." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
Cunobelenos: !adult
 Mollylele: !maam
wastetalent subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, wastetalent! (Today's storm count: 60)
twistedsylvan: I'm pretty comfortable with blaming the nightmare bad time dog
 WetPaperSack: 
 jacqui_lantern234: wow! guess the stream decided they needed to actually be afk 
Cunobelenos: Well… how’s everyone doing?
 saucemaster5000: I hate how those dogs chase you with their mouths completely open
geckoinasuit: i just remembered to feed myself
 NewtyNewts: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
  Juliamon: Refresh!
 YeetTheRich_: !quote offline
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
adambomb625: we back
 damn_i_am_pretty: jeez
 CAKHost:  !
  Foxmar320:  
 Firnsarwen: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: the otaku energy was too much
 justthorne: no, AFK is a different night, LOL
 Electrodyne: good.  I got an online store open yesterday
 CodeIndigo: yayifications
DigitalSeahorse:   
 fastlane250:  we get signal 
 princess_intell: what happened? is everything ok?
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @justthorne thats the joke 
 saucemaster5000: ah, we get to find out if the dog said hello back
Cunobelenos: Take 2
 inconsideratehat: 
 FITorion: ads have stopped
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens =3
 damn_i_am_pretty: the ads have stopped, the rain is gone
 fastlane250: Hello again!
twistedsylvan: hello!
 BusTed: 
geckoinasuit: yay we can hear!
  Foxmar320: Yay! All four!
 damn_i_am_pretty: four people in one place?!
 SnackPak_: rip Paul's computer
rabbitgta: yay paul
Crokoking subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Crokoking! (Today's storm count: 61)
 pn55: Don't worry about it.
 notthepenguins: her gear is randomized too
 princess_intell: clearly paul's computer deserves a viking funeral
 pn55: I'm sure she's fine.
 Dog_of_Myth: The ads are coming from inside the game!!!
 BrowneePoints: Did yall see they cast Ashley Johnson as Ellie's Mom?
 LordZarano: !prime
   LoadingReadyRun:  PC all good. I blame OBS
 justthorne: @justthorne I didn't read it that way. I guess I'm just dense
 saucemaster5000: arsenal charm while naked and using fists
  Foxmar320: LOL
 RandomTrivia: @princess_intell Based on what just happens, I think it just got one 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Yep
 SymphonicLolita: 
 princess_intell: to time-out with OBS then
 blip2004: that would be Wrath of God
  Foxmar320: wow
 notthepenguins: she just passively casts rejection, amazing
micalovits: Rude
 princess_intell: wait no
rabbitgta: they all have a little murder hobo in them
DigitalSeahorse: dang
 WetPaperSack: Sure did drop that sweet katana...
 jacqui_lantern234:  whats vine?! 
 TehAmelie: clealry, when all items are randomized, you want to loot, steal, buy and win every single item you can. it's like they're pokemon
 princess_intell: vine is the loins from which the
 princess_intell: *from which the Paul brothers wer birthed
 plummeting_sloth: mmm, ham ballista
 AllTheWeasels: was that a greathammer?
 princess_intell: who's running around in nothing but underwear
twistedsylvan: OH GOD THE HAND
 princess_intell: oh wait that's adam duh-doy
 korvys: They're called "Imaginary Numbers", Wheeler
 saucemaster5000: ooh the ripple blade, was using that during my arcane run
 TehAmelie: is that a pent-dent?
 plummeting_sloth: it's a lumbar puncture of a punch
MoaiGangsta: arcane seems great for a randomized run; extra discovery!
twistedsylvan: it looks vaguely like  a menorah
 saucemaster5000: legit one of the best arcane weapons
 princess_intell: @twistedsylvan omfg it does
 plummeting_sloth: I heart radio lookin sword
 Dog_of_Myth: Remember to like, share, and subscribe or I punch you!
 Kazman20a: isn't the ripplle blade a luck weapon
AnderKryst subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AnderKryst! (Today's storm count: 62)
 DandyGeek: Yeah, Arcane scaling
 BusTed: Dorf on Combat
 princess_intell: that weapon looks like it'll keep a bonfire(?) for 8 days and nightds
 TehAmelie: and then Otaku Jeffery invented football
 Bugberry: the one albanauric girl spirit you can get can ride certain wolves.
 raulghoulia: Fifa in Elden Ring
 YeetTheRich_: look at that dribbling
Bearudite: spheda
 RandomTrivia:  PAUL
 princess_intell: is this gonna be like 17776 football or normal football
 jacqui_lantern234:  PAUL
 WetPaperSack: Still a better performance than the English side
 RandomTrivia: @princess_intell Yes
 Bugberry: Team Lands Between
 notthepenguins: holy moly godslayers
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul!!
DigitalSeahorse:  
Bearudite: KKona
 notthepenguins: that sword is sick
 princess_intell: if it's 17776 football, we're gonna be here awhile
 jacqui_lantern234: why the fuck is Paul so CONSISTENTLY FUNNY?!?!
 tehfewl: Greatsword or coward
  Foxmar320: Castle Ben
twistedsylvan: Aight, gonna have to keep Rivers of Skill in mind in future
 blip2004: castle morne's courtyard has a lot of things
 princess_intell: @jacqui_lantern234 it's almost like he's been an internet comedian for the last 20 years!
 jacqui_lantern234: @princess_intell big if true 
 RandomTrivia: OOF
  Foxmar320: Paul is savage 
 blip2004: thats just a soulsborne game
 jacqui_lantern234:  ADAM
 princess_intell: good lord this game is pretty
 SnackPak_: that's our job
 RandomTrivia: Paul woke up this morning and selected violence
 YeetTheRich_: uh oh
twistedsylvan: Paul with the haymaker, damn
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul is coming out swinging tonight
noSmokeFire: I hoe the night bird is malenia
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 YeetTheRich_: paul poked the monkeys
 princess_intell: look Adam found someone to antagonize who isn't chat
zeanith_helfire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
 zeanith_helfire: I'm now a proud sub mom 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, zeanith_helfire! (Today's storm count: 63)
 Bugberry: counterpoint, seeing bosses out of place is hilarious
ANeMzero: Paul doesn't engage with social media so he can save all his humor for streams.
 squ3e: Paul couldn't come out swinging, his blows would shatter the earth
twistedsylvan: @YeetTheRich_ rattled the cage
 doubledbear: Oh! it's back!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: open world baby
 doubledbear: how lovely
 jacqui_lantern234: @princess_intell to be fair, Adam antagonizes as he pleases
 pn55: Oh no! Adam's got into the local app data again!
 BusTed: "And also Happy Birthday"
 Orlantia: I like Savidans mighty menorah of mayhem
 princess_intell: fair point! 
 TehAmelie: fan daggers sounds like something the Stabbists would have
 squ3e: "Basilik, look out" Damn Graham where were you in the first Harry Potter book
 princess_intell: @TehAmelie or tumblr fangirls in 2013
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BusTed: All your dreams will come true...
 jacqui_lantern234: hehehehe mine shaft
lazermeow: This is the stream I didn't know I wanted.
 Bugberry: Mog Zombs are the best zombs
Bruceski: @squ3e Second
 Bugberry: oh my stars
  RomanGoro: Great Stars this can't be happening
sorrow_of_aria: Great Stars is my favorite weapon in the game
 princess_intell: a tutor? do i get to go looking for my questing beast?
 Bugberry: I used that weapon so much on my playthrough. Rare Strike+Bleed weapon
 Kazman20a: restores health on kill
 Kramburger: Adam is a generous mentor
 squ3e: @Bruceski Ah guess I shoulda read the book before making that reference
 Kazman20a: or is it on hit
 jacqui_lantern234:  WHEELER YES
 Kramburger: Ben going full ook ook build
 tehfewl: 2 great stars
 saucemaster5000: excuses from wheeler
 princess_intell: typical excuse
twistedsylvan: I JUST WANNA BANG ON DE DRUM ALL DAY -Wheeler, 2022
 electric_claire: I used Great Stars for most of the game, good weapon
 princess_intell: "oh no, i can't give a compliment while i'm being murdered, boo hoo"
 YeetTheRich_: not quick enough on the complimenting
kid_flashionable subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
 kid_flashionable: 40 golden riiiings... something something something... and a hodge podge in a pear tree!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, kid_flashionable! (Today's storm count: 64)
 Kramburger: Check out George Decay over here
DigitalSeahorse:  sips ginger
 DandyGeek: RIP Wheeler
 RandomTrivia: 
 saucemaster5000: It was a good life
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Skill issue tbh
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