GhostValv: dunked
Foxmar320: Super ded
tehfewl: Gravity Squeeze
RandomTrivia: Rip in pieces
RandomTrivia: something something health scaling
Thisbymaster: believe in the heart of the pants.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
thraximore: Perchance the fists will continue to struggle with a flying opponent
saucemaster5000: Sounds like a nicer community
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
SnackPak_: Hi Paul
AllTheWeasels subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months, currently on a 31 month streak!
AllTheWeasels: 31 months? That's a prime number - just like that Twitch Prime you could be using to support your favorite streamers!
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thraximore: ahhh
nymistrya: Who could forget the famous player character let me group up against her
Foxmar320: lol
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
TehAmelie: as i recall, the fists is about the only thing they can do that does any reasonable damage to the bosses (thanks to bleed)
saucemaster5000: not wrong
NightValien28: hahah
Kramburger: Game of the Year, by the way
NightValien28: that is very accurate
thraximore: @TehAmelie true, but that matters less if you can't hit them at all LUL
Vergotterung: the physik isn't randomized either, right?
notthepenguins: they CAN be
Pywodwagon: ben that was like 7 months ago
Sibwow: wheeler puts the bozo in bows only
Twilight_Spark: 35-40 feral sheep?
Kramburger: 30-50 Wild Flocks
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Orb
bytecaster: Or balls
Quaseymoto subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
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Twilight_Spark: Belly physics, smh
TehAmelie: the riding posture may be too realistic
hd_dabnado: lot of giration
GhostValv: a little jigglin
jacqui_lantern234: uh oh!!! BELLY~~~
RomanGoro: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Do we still have that bowl of oily Lego around?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I did not expect Jiggle-Physics there....
Dog_of_Myth: coxWiggle
notthepenguins: there is the evergaol nearby for a boss too
fastlane250: i hate that THAT'S in the !sir command
TehAmelie: well, you know, oily lego really never stops being oily
Mischievous_Catgeist: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
Graham_LRR: @tehamelie that not untrue!
LadyAtarka: Hello everyone!
RandomTrivia: Hey there LadyAtarka!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya
TehAmelie: and lego is basically indestructible, so how would you get rid of it?
YeetTheRich_: also, isn't technically made from oil?
YeetTheRich_: *lego
CodeIndigo: Can it ever not be oily when it is manufactured out of oil in and of itself?
DigitalSeahorse: hi everybody and wow that's a bright ad
IbunWest: Party’s over everyone go home
notthepenguins: don't forget to unlock the world
TehAmelie: yeah, there's some bonding that happens
electra310 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
electra310: One and a half bakers months?
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notthepenguins: from my experience with a friend, it is jank but
aitsu100: this is the pokemon Violet of dark souls mods
notthepenguins: less jank than normal multiplayer
Master_Gunner: Even when the coop mod has problems, its still easier to fix than normal coop.
LithelyUnshod subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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thraximore: I spot a lrrCIRCLE
Pinwiz11: I'd say Matt Jackson, but same
TehAmelie: i was thinking Roy Kent after five years on meth
LadyAtarka: Is that a goat?
fastlane250: Saying "Lego is made of oil, therefore it is already oily." does not justify handling it with vegetable oil
Bugberry: jellyfish soldier
LadyAtarka: Rip that enemy spine
YeetTheRich_: noo poor jellyfish
DigitalSeahorse: dear tummy, pls stop being nervous queezy and start being proper hungry with fair warning again
Bugberry: those little guys are dangerous ambushers
Diabore: government mandated break adam
notthepenguins: oh boy
Foxmar320: oh lol
Foxmar320: I hate those dogs
fastlane250: what the dog doin
SymphonicLolita: red eyes black doggen
LadyAtarka: Puppy!
DigitalSeahorse: T-Rover
TehAmelie: their hitboxes are wayy to big
LadyAtarka: F
RandomTrivia: I feel like rope-a-doping a giant skeletal dog is not a reliable plan :D
Bugberry: Souls games are where cowardice shines
neisan2112: LMAO ALEX
JoeTrollo: 😢
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
fastlane250: lrrWOW
nymistrya: don't listen Piglet!!
Kramburger: Professional Dog Killers? Steven Segal *is* here
geckoinasuit: late to the party but here to watch the boys suffer
RandomTrivia: @JoeTrollo Don't worry Joe, Piglet will be safe
adept_nekomancer: Goodbye telebear
Foxmar320: Goodbye bear
twistedsylvan: wyh bear chill
fastlane250: bear went away
corianderd: wasn't expecting to solve the Under the Silver Lake mystery. I figured I'd die without knowing who the dog killer is
aggrocrow: helluva doggo
eshplode: This is truly the Pokemon of Souls games
fastlane250: bear went unaway
laikagoat: uh
Foxmar320: Hmmm
KeytarCat: uh oh
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
pn55: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: LRRfine
fastlane250: Oh good it's not just me
saucemaster5000: hello dog
ThorSokar: F?
therealkeyens: that was a powerful bear
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: panicBasket
Drasvin: lrrFINE
notthepenguins: uh oh
DigitalSeahorse: fire fine
Diabore: F
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, it was not just me
SymphonicLolita: dog too powerful
Juliamon: Hang tight folks
IbunWest: merlekComf
cmdrelk: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: everything is fine
blip2004: a mighty pupperino
CAKHost: Dog too stronk for stream
RomanGoro: It's either Wheeler or the stream, chat, you gotta chose
RandomTrivia: Turns out Wheeler's connection was too powerful
Graham_LRR: Can you still hear us?
Foxmar320: Give them a moment
YeetTheRich_: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Juliamon: No
DigitalSeahorse: nope
asthanius: Nope
CaptainSpam: Did I hear... picnic?
omegamarkel: no
Foxmar320: Graham_LRR offline
RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR Nope
hurricanealpaca: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: stream froze
Graham_LRR: Ok! One sec
Dog_of_Myth: Dog broke the stream
Boon_33: stream down
WetPaperSack: So, uhh... how are things?
geckoinasuit: we have nothing, unfortunately
rabbitgta: no sounds
ThorSokar: 100% Offline
CaptainSpam: PICNIC!
SnackPak_: and you though CDHC was the most cursed stream on this channel
adept_nekomancer: Bear took the stream with it.
yalc321: hm
pn55: I blame the dog.
Lushian_Cybasi: So anyone get some good shinies?
Cunobelenos: sergePopcorn
micalovits: I blame the bear
Mollylele: otaku jinkies
TehAmelie: i blame the dog with the jaws the size of a bear
Drasvin: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's like an al fresco general store!
pn55: elfunkPopcorn
Bunoc1: I think the ATF heard.
damn_i_am_pretty: well, ok
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #252: "It's just like high school, everyone is partying and I'm out here killing dogs with a saw." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
Cunobelenos: !adult
Mollylele: !maam
wastetalent subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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twistedsylvan: I'm pretty comfortable with blaming the nightmare bad time dog
WetPaperSack: amieNom
jacqui_lantern234: wow! guess the stream decided they needed to actually be afk Kappa
Cunobelenos: Well… how’s everyone doing?
saucemaster5000: I hate how those dogs chase you with their mouths completely open
geckoinasuit: i just remembered to feed myself
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
jacqui_lantern234: lrrSIG
Juliamon: Refresh!
YeetTheRich_: !quote offline
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
adambomb625: we back
damn_i_am_pretty: jeez
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
Foxmar320: lrrSIG lrrSIG
Firnsarwen: lrrSIG
damn_i_am_pretty: the otaku energy was too much
justthorne: no, AFK is a different night, LOL
Electrodyne: good. I got an online store open yesterday
CodeIndigo: yayifications
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS katesADS katesADS
fastlane250: lrrSIG we get signal lrrSIG
princess_intell: what happened? is everything ok?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyEmpty
Juliamon: lrrFINE
jacqui_lantern234: @justthorne thats the joke :p
saucemaster5000: ah, we get to find out if the dog said hello back
Cunobelenos: Take 2
inconsideratehat: lrrFINE
FITorion: ads have stopped
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens =3
damn_i_am_pretty: the ads have stopped, the rain is gone
fastlane250: Hello again!
twistedsylvan: hello!
BusTed: seabatClap
geckoinasuit: yay we can hear!
Foxmar320: Yay! All four!
damn_i_am_pretty: four people in one place?!
SnackPak_: rip Paul's computer
rabbitgta: yay paul
Crokoking subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months!
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pn55: Don't worry about it.
notthepenguins: her gear is randomized too
princess_intell: clearly paul's computer deserves a viking funeral
pn55: I'm sure she's fine.
Dog_of_Myth: The ads are coming from inside the game!!!
BrowneePoints: Did yall see they cast Ashley Johnson as Ellie's Mom?
LordZarano: !prime
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL PC all good. I blame OBS
justthorne: @justthorne I didn't read it that way. I guess I'm just dense
saucemaster5000: arsenal charm while naked and using fists
Foxmar320: LOL
RandomTrivia: @princess_intell Based on what just happens, I think it just got one :p
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Yep
SymphonicLolita: lrrWOW
princess_intell: to time-out with OBS then
blip2004: that would be Wrath of God
Foxmar320: wow
notthepenguins: she just passively casts rejection, amazing
micalovits: Rude
princess_intell: wait no
rabbitgta: they all have a little murder hobo in them
DigitalSeahorse: dang
WetPaperSack: Sure did drop that sweet katana...
jacqui_lantern234: lrrGRAHAM whats vine?! Kappa
TehAmelie: clealry, when all items are randomized, you want to loot, steal, buy and win every single item you can. it's like they're pokemon
princess_intell: vine is the loins from which the
princess_intell: *from which the Paul brothers wer birthed
plummeting_sloth: mmm, ham ballista
AllTheWeasels: was that a greathammer?
princess_intell: who's running around in nothing but underwear
twistedsylvan: OH GOD THE HAND
princess_intell: oh wait that's adam duh-doy
korvys: They're called "Imaginary Numbers", Wheeler
saucemaster5000: ooh the ripple blade, was using that during my arcane run
TehAmelie: is that a pent-dent?
plummeting_sloth: it's a lumbar puncture of a punch
MoaiGangsta: arcane seems great for a randomized run; extra discovery!
twistedsylvan: it looks vaguely like a menorah
saucemaster5000: legit one of the best arcane weapons
princess_intell: @twistedsylvan omfg it does
plummeting_sloth: I heart radio lookin sword
Dog_of_Myth: Remember to like, share, and subscribe or I punch you!
Kazman20a: isn't the ripplle blade a luck weapon
AnderKryst subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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DandyGeek: Yeah, Arcane scaling
BusTed: Dorf on Combat
princess_intell: that weapon looks like it'll keep a bonfire(?) for 8 days and nightds
TehAmelie: and then Otaku Jeffery invented football
Bugberry: the one albanauric girl spirit you can get can ride certain wolves.
raulghoulia: Fifa in Elden Ring
YeetTheRich_: look at that dribbling
Bearudite: spheda
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL PAUL
princess_intell: is this gonna be like 17776 football or normal football
jacqui_lantern234: LUL PAUL
WetPaperSack: Still a better performance than the English side
RandomTrivia: @princess_intell Yes
Bugberry: Team Lands Between
notthepenguins: holy moly godslayers
Dog_of_Myth: Paul!!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyLUL
Bearudite: KKona
notthepenguins: that sword is sick
princess_intell: if it's 17776 football, we're gonna be here awhile
jacqui_lantern234: why the fuck is Paul so CONSISTENTLY FUNNY?!?!
tehfewl: Greatsword or coward
Foxmar320: Castle Ben
twistedsylvan: Aight, gonna have to keep Rivers of Skill in mind in future
blip2004: castle morne's courtyard has a lot of things
princess_intell: @jacqui_lantern234 it's almost like he's been an internet comedian for the last 20 years!
jacqui_lantern234: @princess_intell big if true :p
RandomTrivia: OOF
Foxmar320: Paul is savage :D
blip2004: thats just a soulsborne game
jacqui_lantern234: LUL ADAM
princess_intell: good lord this game is pretty
SnackPak_: that's our job
RandomTrivia: Paul woke up this morning and selected violence
YeetTheRich_: uh oh
twistedsylvan: Paul with the haymaker, damn
Dog_of_Myth: Paul is coming out swinging tonight
noSmokeFire: I hoe the night bird is malenia
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: paul poked the monkeys
princess_intell: look Adam found someone to antagonize who isn't chat
zeanith_helfire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
zeanith_helfire: I'm now a proud sub mom <3
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, zeanith_helfire! (Today's storm count: 63)
Bugberry: counterpoint, seeing bosses out of place is hilarious
ANeMzero: Paul doesn't engage with social media so he can save all his humor for streams.
squ3e: Paul couldn't come out swinging, his blows would shatter the earth
twistedsylvan: @YeetTheRich_ rattled the cage
doubledbear: Oh! it's back!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyParty
TehAmelie: open world baby
doubledbear: how lovely
jacqui_lantern234: @princess_intell to be fair, Adam antagonizes as he pleases
pn55: Oh no! Adam's got into the local app data again!
BusTed: "And also Happy Birthday"
Orlantia: I like Savidans mighty menorah of mayhem
princess_intell: fair point! LUL
TehAmelie: fan daggers sounds like something the Stabbists would have
squ3e: "Basilik, look out" Damn Graham where were you in the first Harry Potter book
princess_intell: @TehAmelie or tumblr fangirls in 2013
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK
BusTed: All your dreams will come true...
jacqui_lantern234: hehehehe mine shaft
lazermeow: This is the stream I didn't know I wanted.
Bugberry: Mog Zombs are the best zombs
Bruceski: @squ3e Second
Bugberry: oh my stars
RomanGoro: Great Stars this can't be happening
sorrow_of_aria: Great Stars is my favorite weapon in the game
princess_intell: a tutor? do i get to go looking for my questing beast?
Bugberry: I used that weapon so much on my playthrough. Rare Strike+Bleed weapon
Kazman20a: restores health on kill
Kramburger: Adam is a generous mentor
squ3e: @Bruceski Ah guess I shoulda read the book before making that reference
Kazman20a: or is it on hit
jacqui_lantern234: LUL WHEELER YES
Kramburger: Ben going full ook ook build
tehfewl: 2 great stars
saucemaster5000: excuses from wheeler
princess_intell: typical excuse
twistedsylvan: I JUST WANNA BANG ON DE DRUM ALL DAY -Wheeler, 2022
electric_claire: I used Great Stars for most of the game, good weapon
princess_intell: "oh no, i can't give a compliment while i'm being murdered, boo hoo"
YeetTheRich_: not quick enough on the complimenting
kid_flashionable subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
kid_flashionable: 40 golden riiiings... something something something... and a hodge podge in a pear tree!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kid_flashionable! (Today's storm count: 64)
Kramburger: Check out George Decay over here
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySip sips ginger
DandyGeek: RIP Wheeler
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
saucemaster5000: It was a good life
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
DeM0nFiRe: Skill issue tbh
Dog_of_Myth: GOTY
princess_intell: riiiiiiiiiiiiiip
plummeting_sloth: the spawn location was voted as "death"
adept_nekomancer: Gravity is a heck of a way for the game to kick you
raulghoulia: big ask
KeytarCat: Emergent narrative!
saucemaster5000: spawn wheeler in the middle of lake of rot (crosses fingers)
twistedsylvan: Sounds like Wheeler pissed off Lakitu
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
Sogheim: what is Adam's weapon?
Mollylele: even time is random here
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyS
Cunobelenos: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Foxmar320: I believe in team Otaku
pn55: There are four of you though. lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Welp
YeetTheRich_: daytime! .... nighttime! ... oh fuck
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
adept_nekomancer: I'm surprised they haven't been attacked by a giant steel ball yet.
DigitalSeahorse: paleoApato1 paleoApato2 paleoApato3 paleoApato4
RandomTrivia: #GoLeft
Bugberry: that fireball attack homes so much
Foxmar320: Get there!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: paleoBeak paleoCassowary paleoHEY
BusTed: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
pn55: Get bulied!
Foxmar320: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
micalovits: Easy game!
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TehAmelie: that seemed easier than the regular night sentry guy :o
Foxmar320: :D
notthepenguins: nice
WetPaperSack: seabatClap
KeytarCat: yoooo
lord_wertornion: lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
plummeting_sloth: imagine... doing damage to draconic sentinel
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
twistedsylvan: this was one sided, just not in the direction I expected
DigitalSeahorse: paleoYES
Kramburger: Thanks, GAVIN
YeetTheRich_: strenght issue
princess_intell: adam antagonizing the game now lrrWOW
Aygar subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 36 months, currently on a 31 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Aygar! (Today's storm count: 65)
Bugberry: A Strength/Arcane build with Stars can work
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
Bugberry: This area has a madness village that normally has rats
Pharmacistjudge: I was so tempted to say GAVIN when i was drafting with him and he's on my right
Sogheim: PrideGive lrrPAUL PrideTake Paul!
KeytarCat: Crowd control Elden Ring when?
twistedsylvan: UH
saucemaster5000: Mod that allows chat to control the bosses. We would lose, but it'd be fun
micalovits: Oh no
RandomTrivia: OH MY
corianderd: :D
smoke_knight: True pvp
notthepenguins: oh YES
Bugberry: Adding hard mobs was a covenant in the original Dark Souls. Something with Nito.
SymphonicLolita: twitch plays elden ring you say
RandomTrivia: Crowd Control Elden Ring would be WILD
rabbitgta: oh chat manipulation
pn55: Crowd control Elden Ring when?
geckoinasuit: that's called crowd control and it is HELL
neisan2112: Oh man CC Elden Ring sounds insane
Kramburger: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
YeetTheRich_: finally a way to cash in the DoLLRs
tehfewl: Doot Doot
aitsu100: crowd control Elden Ring Rando sounds like bus
TehAmelie: we'll call them the. . .binary stars
RandomTrivia: ADAM
princess_intell: i dunno, i'd trust us with elden ring bosses
DoctorHutch: Doot
RandomTrivia: jlrrNo
Foxmar320: I never could get the horn to drop
jacqui_lantern234: theres a REALLY GOOD reason i do my EVERYTHING to get Cori to love me. i fear her wrath :p
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to GavinVerhey! They have given 1150 Gift Subs in the channel!
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betweenmyself: Big dooter just wanted to play Trombone Champ BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
princess_intell: @jacqui_lantern234 cori.... and not heather??
BusTed: roll credits
Foxmar320: Ive done Crowd Control Sonic Mania and that was amazing
DigitalSeahorse: I couldn't hear what Alex just said
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: James did CrowdControl Minecraft. It did not go well :P
Bugberry: I got really lucky with the big horn drop, but never got the really big horn to drop
jacqui_lantern234: @princess_intell i mean, both, but i know what to expect from Heather more than Cori
pn55: Alex is a little quieter than the others.
the_tarabyte: ^
aitsu100: the last CC i was in was Super Mario Sunshine and that allows chat to restart the opening cutscene
princess_intell: hey, arson only happens on CDHC by accident
notthepenguins: there's a church up there...
saucemaster5000: I spent way too long killing penguins to craft the item drop increase consumables
TehAmelie: hey, i also like running around with at least 200 bucks on me
notthepenguins: there's a church near you you should probably hit first
zerragonoss: ^
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Remember when James did CrowdControl Minecraft, and Chat nearly instantly summoned the End Dragon and the Wither?
notthepenguins: up above the village
whydustin: ooo seamless
Foxmar320: :D
notthepenguins: OH
twistedsylvan: A LOT JUST HAPPENED
Bugberry: it's a party in that chasm
Dog_of_Myth: ORB
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
twistedsylvan: Dragon Kight? Orb? Easy. Lobster? Aw hell naw
princess_intell: all hail crab
ashesandmochi: ball and lobster sounds like the name of a pub of a certain nature
saucemaster5000: got a lot of arcane, that ripple blade will get beefy quick
micalovits: Some would say that vigor is never bad
whydustin: whipman no use whip?
NewtyNewts: Just roll 3d6 for point spend
TehAmelie: !findquote vit
LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon [2015-03-13]
Bearudite: powerful look
Glaciopolimer: the drip
Nicarrow subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 72 months!
Nicarrow: HI all
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Nicarrow! (Today's storm count: 67)
betweenmyself: @whydustin ball gloves make whip wielding… untenable riffYeti
Foxmar320: The helm is a statement
notthepenguins: I've seen that glitch occasionally
Bugberry: did the erdtree avatar die?
notthepenguins: the enemy felled thing
YeetTheRich_: it's like only wearing shoes and nothing else, it makes you feel more naked than wearing nothing at all
Foxmar320: lol
northos: huh, interesting that the ballista guy seems to spawn with his own ballista
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
princess_intell: mood
plummeting_sloth: finally, the Honey I shrunk the Kids combat Sim I always wanted
twistedsylvan: can someone please save that quote
TehAmelie: i guess they must have been sweet talking
laikagoat: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Andrew!!
thraximore: LUL
northos: ANDREW
princess_intell: ANDREW
micalovits: Yeees Wheeler!
notthepenguins: Andrew omg
Foxmar320: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Cardune: lol
geckoinasuit: what did i come back to
northos: WHEELER
goatprince: it's true, wheeler isn't lying
plummeting_sloth: it's called FLAGGING Adam
DEATHlikescats subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
DEATHlikescats: 31! I'm saying that's good luck cus it's backwards 13.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DEATHlikescats! (Today's storm count: 68)
YeetTheRich_: speaking of gays, happy birthday kiefer
GhostValv: glamminati
noSmokeFire: adam, you're mixing up vampire the masquerade lore with queer culture
TehAmelie: you knocked that guy into next week
twistedsylvan: @NotCainNorAbel thank you!
Pharmacistjudge: umm....aren't they highly connected?
princess_intell: @noSmokeFire what's even the difference anyway
WhiteWizard42: honestly, how many straight people play VtM?
notthepenguins: big bird
princess_intell: that crow is ALL MOUTH WTF
YeetTheRich_: caCAW
BusTed: pennyYesChicken
BusTed: go birds
princess_intell: storm crow, more like HURRICANE CROW
fastlane250: chimken nugest
DigitalSeahorse: happy birthday and unbirthday, everyone
WetPaperSack: THERE'S a reference for you
niccus: i can smell the chicken in the air tonight. oh lord
TheOtherTrevor: normal-ish
northos: "no, a bunch of tiny ones"
princess_intell: when someone says "elden ring" and any animal in the same sentence, i'm assuming it's some kind if eldritch horror
betweenmyself: The Sneak King pennyWhat
epsilon_vee: not a burger king, a burger peasant
twistedsylvan: @princess_intell except the turtles, they're pretty chill
saucemaster5000: Only Elden Ring would have two different things that could be referred to as the "Burger King Guy"
DigitalSeahorse: Tree
YeetTheRich_: wheelerGiants
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah there's a burger king guy
princess_intell: @twistedsylvan but are they really? or are they making preperations?
Xed_Regulus: Did you hear about the guy in South Carolina who was arrested for tattooing a minor in a McDonald's without a license?
RandomTrivia: So the Burger King is Florida Man?
RandomTrivia: That makes way too much sense
princess_intell: @Xed_Regulus that sure is a bunch of words that make grammatical sense
korvys: Is Hungry Jack also in the game?
betweenmyself: Elden Ring needs more Hamburglars riffYeti
Pharmacistjudge: sneak king is a florida man...makes sense
RandomTrivia: @Xed_Regulus ... there's a LOT to unpack theree
twistedsylvan: I feel like we just discovered a missing link in the evolution of Florida Man
SnackPak_: I always thought of Florida men as more of a Waffle House guy
fastlane250: they just have a pre-existing ignition, it's fine.
Kazman20a: just need the golden sheep art of war
betweenmyself: Does that make Elden Ring goblins Target Kids?
princess_intell: @betweenmyself sure why not
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BrowneePoints: Could be moonbase internet being a jerk
TehAmelie: okay chat, turn your things off and on again
TehAmelie: meds, legs, fluids, etc
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saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie turned my heart off and now I'm getting an error message every time I try to boot back up....
whizg5: !song
TehAmelie: oops
whizg5: ?song
whizg5: $song
princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 what error message are you getting
Juliamon: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam vioWIGGLE lucidWiggle katesWiggle vioBONG vicksyHappy vicksyDance
whizg5: what song
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 "Ask Again Later"
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBounce vicksyTap
TehAmelie: might have to do a hard reset to fix that. do you have a tulpa to spare?
Juliamon: This is from the Glory Days Remix album
RandomTrivia: Hopefully the slide will come around that tells us which track this is
whizg5: is this minecraft
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyJam vicksyTail
RandomTrivia: It's one of the Rose in a Field remixes I think, not sure which one
Spluuga: Ugh I hate the tingling error when rebooting limbs
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TehAmelie: err i mean kalpa
Juliamon: It's by C418, so Minecraft-adjacent
DigitalSeahorse pats Spluuga
whizg5: ive herd it before
princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 well bud, i think what ya got to do here is drop it about 3 inches like an old Macentosh
betweenmyself: I’m sure it’s technically unfeasible, butI would love to see one of those automated death chariots from the underground tombs just barreling around out in the open.
RandomTrivia: I was right, it's literally "A Rose in a Field (C418 Remix)
Spluuga purrs
OhaiMireiya: it's because the base tune is from Zelda
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyComfy
RandomTrivia: benginDab
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Veraphage: 10/10 no notes
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Juliamon: A cloak to hide his shame
micalovits: Pants are overrated anyway
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plummeting_sloth: bone farms and harmony
OhaiMireiya: @whizg5 the base of the tune is zelda's lullaby, but I don't know how to find that remix =3
noSmokeFire: carcinization strikes again
plummeting_sloth: surely the crabs have boned
princess_intell: should i pout until sheep appear?
NewtyNewts: Guess we have time to gab now
princess_intell: p r a i s e t o c r a b
northos: ADAM
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
Lithobraker: good joke. adam.
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plummeting_sloth: if some weird monster were to do that for example
HadesLeprechaun: so, the real question: could one of the main bosses be a sheep
HadesLeprechaun: oh hey, Paul on it right as I was typing, lol
RandomTrivia: Or could any random sheep actually be a major boss?
SnackPak_: F
princess_intell: F
BusTed: Immediately effed
princess_intell: is that a scorpion tail?????
TehAmelie: game: "you said lrrEFF us" right?
Bugberry: you have to hit it in the head
northos: @princess_intell it's...certainly some kind of a tail
Kramburger: Zamor? I don't remember the Fallingstar Beast in Black panther
princess_intell: you just have to plant your feet and stab real hard
IsaTheEngie: It's not a fully-grown one so I don't think it makes AOEs so big it fills the entire gaol
princess_intell: and believe in the magic of friendship
Bunoc1: hit the weak spot for massive damage.
Chesul: I had to cheese most of these.
Bugberry: I had to brute force the harder version by overleveling
Kramburger: It takes some doing and I ckipped it on my two NG+ playthroughs
betweenmyself: Adam’s character carrying on the legacy of Agatha Fisty, minus the whole “exploding-heads-via-application-of-knuckles” thing…
MilkInBags: big damage Kreygasm
RandomTrivia: seabatClap
Kramburger: Should been the fallingstar beast of ZaLESS
BrowneePoints: what about the fallingbeast of Zaless?
MilkInBags: oh yeah adam, why is that?
RandomTrivia: I mean, Elden Ring is certainly no less of a rhythm game than Mozart Requiem that they played last night
Bugberry: I believ the theory is it's a larva form of Astel.
RandomTrivia: Honestly, probably moreso
IsaTheEngie: this is a regular fallingstar beast. the fully grown ones have a different head
Astrovore: Does Adam have no weapon as a punishment or?
ylegm: Adam is just the grizzled war correspondent
MilkInBags: not a punishment, he just plays like that
ylegm: along for the ride
Astrovore: right :D
RandomTrivia: OUCh
plummeting_sloth: meep meep
NewtyNewts: Foregone conclusion.mp4
princess_intell: oh good lord
Kramburger: Ja Rule bless the Wiki contributors and keep them safe
RandomTrivia: I believe that's usually described as a "sponge" :D
Verrain2: That rock thing should be a Pokemon.
princess_intell: "normal" poison
betweenmyself: Wonder how far along everyone will be before they eventually happen across the Mimic Tear boss riffYeti
Kramburger: ANDREW
Bearudite: greezy ez pz
RandomTrivia: ANDREW
MilkInBags: Jebasted
jacqui_lantern234: jeBOWra
MilkInBags: maybe use a weapon, adam Kappa
matthaus_c: when you grab a couple whips
NewtyNewts: Maybe when you stat up a bit?
Bearudite: when you stop punchin
Kramburger: Maybe your should try a better build Adam
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Angreed66: You had your time already today Adam
betweenmyself: Sadly Adam has been relegated to party mascot riffYeti
BrowneePoints: Adam's there to be handsome and charismatic
Verrain2: Woof. That is one nasty bull scorpion beetle thing.
Kramburger: Fucking two whips Savidan still wondering why his damage sucks
plummeting_sloth: oh, i know a good weapon... WHIPS
saucemaster5000: I mean, Adam has High arcane and an A scaling arcane weapon
YeetTheRich_: !whips
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey whip build wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
twistedsylvan: You're right Adam, all good generals lead from the back
matthaus_c: good lube
YeetTheRich_: !summon
LRRbot: Adam is doing this boss whips only, no summons, why? because he can!
BrowneePoints: Grease...what a mediocre musical
grgriffin3: I preferred Sword Grease, personally
Kramburger: "Before I couldn't even spell Officer now I are one"
noSmokeFire: the arcane scaling on the ripple sword is supposed to give good grease scaling
Angreed66: Cowards live
DeM0nFiRe: You think General Mills was on the front lines when he invented Cinammon Toast Crunch?
Verrain2: Get some last rites.
Arclight_Dynamo: Donkey.
BrowneePoints: freakin Billy Boyd
BrowneePoints: has Adam seen that video of Billy Boyd freaking out over Heimerdinger?
Kramburger: Maybe it thinks you're pretty
plummeting_sloth: get stuffed in the corner angle boy
BrowneePoints: wow this reminds me of some blitzed out nights at Pride
Kramburger: Anyone remember Drillbit Taylor?
grgriffin3: Man, Sanguinius seems really angry with you guys for some reason
twistedsylvan: ya know, I think Adam's real weapons this run are his squires
NewtyNewts: Yup, it wasn't a boss.
twistedsylvan: the weapons are the friends we made along the way
noSmokeFire: @twistedsylvan like the pokemon dark souls mod
plummeting_sloth: ah, a nice repeatable boss
saucemaster5000: And then Adam will take on the fallingstar beast again
NewtyNewts: Jarberg!
Bugberry: It's in the eastern part of off a cliff
matthaus_c: Adam, slathering grease all over his arm, ready to give this Beast the time of its life
BrowneePoints: Greasy Fists was my Stage Name
plummeting_sloth: Otaku Jeff, the Greasy Strangler
ghyllnox: Just grease up your entire fist
TehAmelie: basically like cheesing the capra demon
DandyGeek: It will be marked on their maps, too - this seed I selected to have the map open at start to save the trouble
Verrain2: Where did you apply the posion? All over my skin. is that a problem?
GirlPainting: poisoned with twitch comments.....emotional deeeeeemage
TehAmelie: how many different moves would you say this thing has like 5000?
ghyllnox: Have some weed
plummeting_sloth: "uuuuh, hey... anybody got some pots. Any kind of pot, really"
DandyGeek: it doesn't have to be a quality pots, just any old junk
noSmokeFire: @plummeting_sloth they're legal in Victoria, you know
Verrain2: Any old iron, any old iron.
BrowneePoints: Poop Scootin Boogie
TehAmelie: i know, maybe you can sit down with your laptop and trick it into sitting on your laptop
twistedsylvan: oh thanks Graham, now I'm thinking about what this thing's poop is like
Kramburger: Wasn't Poop Scoot that show with Goofy?
niccus: for sale: baby wipes, never used
twistedsylvan: does it even poop? Does it have a mouth or just mandibles? Where would its butthole be?
TehAmelie: for sale: body pillow, never dried
Juliamon: twistedsylvan maybe that's not a tail
Jug_R_Not: Swing them hambones
blip2004: I beat the game with dual great hammers
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NewtyNewts: Got combo'd
RandomTrivia: This randomizer has logic, right? lrrBEEJ
plummeting_sloth: Well, now that you've said that, they're going to be here for 2 hours more at least
twistedsylvan: @Juliamon oh cool, this design gets even grosser. Thanks!
Wicker_Guide: Remember Ben this is a curated experience and we should be able to see Miyazaki's vision lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: I for one always found the fallingstar beasts cute
DandyGeek: I feel Miyazaki would appreciate that this is somewhat tailored to annoy/horrify these specific players ^_^
ANeMzero: can't believe the game doesn't randomize the wandering mausoleums.
YeetTheRich_: oh god
matthaus_c: lmao
NewtyNewts: Salbinauric
corianderd: perfect
BusTed: It's called fashion.
AllTheWeasels: 11/10 no notes
twistedsylvan: is that the Yoko Taro helmet?
corianderd: i want all the academy dudes to have albinauric heads tooo
AllTheWeasels: that shop is deece
saucemaster5000: I'd approve of the albinaurics taking over raya lucaria
noSmokeFire: did adam get his bell bearing?
ANeMzero: how can the blade be red hot and wet? 🤔
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twistedsylvan: @ANeMzero is lava wet? Beacuse if so...
saucemaster5000: blade of miquellame more like
TehAmelie: G, R, R and M
micalovits: Radahn is also pretty good tbf
BrowneePoints: most of the bosses are G R and M
plummeting_sloth: I do want to see a Radahn right in an arena with a roof
IsaTheEngie: I like the radagon fight specifically
RandomTrivia: Welp
SymphonicLolita: sub ocean Get FBtouchdown
Rustpile: I remember the Elden Ring intro talked about someone named Dung Eater. Can you fight them?
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
AllTheWeasels: Sounds like a skill gap - pretty deep one
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
Mr_Horrible: Adam, the Fell Omen
Lithobraker: Does it count as fighting Gideon if you don't get to shout NEEEEEEERRRD
YeetTheRich_: adeon the all knowin
Mr_Horrible: Adam, Natural-born of the Void
Wicker_Guide: Dung Eater is fightable in base game
BusTed: No no, that's "ah-DOHM"
IzlanntheLion: Gidian the Boeing has greats discounts on flights around the the holidays
RomanGoro: Rustpile nope, they're an NPC you get to consensually torture
Kramburger: Adam, Adagon, Adamia, Fire Adam
NewtyNewts: Boudician
Getter404: Pay no attention to the DLC boss, Sanders Brandonon
IsaTheEngie: I don't even know what people from utica call themselves
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Its_VeeBot: ecin
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Kramburger: This whole game is just otaku jeff's walk of shame
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Rustpile: @RomanGoro Ahhh, neat!
IzlanntheLion: can you bear to fave him
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TehAmelie: the stanky arm?
plummeting_sloth: the sexiest dance
Mattmitchell45: I should rewatch that movie
PadawanTK16: claymore is in stormveil
PadawanTK16: only remember because it is the weapon I used for a fair amount of ds3
TehAmelie: we have achieved snips and snails AND dragon tails
Wicker_Guide: that was definitely supposed to be the divebomb attack
RandomTrivia: Wait is someone actually trying pyromancy? lrrBEEJ
RedRaptor: Ant or Bear is a pretty straightforward This or That.
plummeting_sloth: the bear thinks he's people
Kramburger: Ants freak me out man, every since that Animorphs book where they morph into ants and nearly get ripped in two in the ants nest
DeM0nFiRe: "Oh my god, is that Orlando Bloom" -- Bear
TehAmelie: maybe the AI has to figure out a lot here
AllTheWeasels: LUL Adam
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
northos: how is THIS the most horny LRR stream
YeetTheRich_: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
the_tarabyte: oh no
UnkeptFlea: Adam has ascended, he is now Otaku Jeff Goldbloom
Haroldholmes25: @northos have you seen who is on it
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BrowneePoints: part of the 1%? did Wheeler become a San Fran/East End NYC Gay?
northos: @northos fair lol
plummeting_sloth: mmm, always eat your liver Adam. It's good for you
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: if you dry your liver, does it become lightningproof? no one will ever know
corianderd: ohhh I was seeing man in the iron mask
plummeting_sloth: Kingdom of Schnieder
saucemaster5000: Release the Shchneider Cut of Little Nicky
doubledbear: Who was the man in the iron mask again?
TehAmelie: it has its moments. but it gets really funny compared to some differing historical accounts
twistedsylvan: tbh the mask just reminds me of The King in Yellow
Mattmitchell45: Be on the lookout for Stanley Tucci...because that is a Big Night
northos: !advice
LRRbot: Be a bottom.
Lithobraker: Respect the 1v1
YeetTheRich_: @LRRbot o7
plummeting_sloth: place your bets
northos: Let Them Solo Each Other
BusTed: fade away jumper!
DigitalSeahorse: cwdevaSlam
DigitalSeahorse: cwdevaCUTIE
plummeting_sloth: it does feel like a bunch of tolders taking down an adult
niccus: gotta take whatever spanking you can get
twistedsylvan: It is Spanking Simulator, sometimes you are spanking, sometimes you are spanked
DigitalSeahorse: cwdeva7
Kramburger: Rivers of Mill(house)
northos: would you rather fight four Otaku-sized Jeffries or one Jeffrey-sized Otaku
RandomTrivia: Although LRRbot's advice would suggest intending to *get* spanked, which doesn't sound like good advice for a Souls game lrrBEEJ
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
raulghoulia: give me that spear, peck
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Wheeler
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
underhill33: god dammit
laikagoat: D:
corianderd: rude
DigitalSeahorse: everyone is the king
ANeMzero: dog!
HadesLeprechaun: Ben that is clearly a dog
twistedsylvan: Dog?
pn55: HypeLUL
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaa
plummeting_sloth: he's HURTING the turtle, not killing it obvs
DigitalSeahorse: noooo
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Haroldholmes25: LUL
ylegm: kill dog?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
laikagoat: fionVoid fionVoid fionVoid
twistedsylvan: ADAM
RandomTrivia: In the immortal words of Keizaron: "What kind of rando-?!"
Wicker_Guide: +8 banished halberd
DigitalSeahorse: cwdevaNLT turtle katesRip
SymphonicLolita: mroww
RandomTrivia: MySpace! benginLove
NewtyNewts: Meow?
saucemaster5000: rowr
DeM0nFiRe: Cat!
IsaTheEngie: Myspace! bogotterLove
BrowneePoints: Andrew's loud kitty!
DigitalSeahorse: kitty
Wicker_Guide: I wish you could get this guy's cape
RandomTrivia: For those in Chat unaware, Andrew's cat MySpace has what he calls "smoker's meow"
saucemaster5000: arcane also affects the effectiveness of grease on some weapons
tdfox12: hi everyone
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Bugberry: Arcane specifically scale the status if it scales in Arcane
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: Myspace vicksyAww vicksyBless katesHug
pn55: Oh Adam's unleashed now!
plummeting_sloth: "We've freed this castle for you dude... also die"
Mattmitchell45: They still have the boss of Castle Morne
tsmtg: That’s the shake weight function
RandomTrivia: Oh Adam is doing DAMAGE
DigitalSeahorse: paleoBronto katesRaid vicksyKnife paleoBronto
twistedsylvan: Adam's damage went up by about x10
saucemaster5000: casual hero's rune there
RandomTrivia: Uhhhh, Adam I don't think your shoulders are supposed to do that...
raulghoulia: Adam, you fiend
YeetTheRich_: spin to win
the_tarabyte: Question is, is Adam gonna use those runes?
gualdhar: Adam is attacking me personally and I hate it
Kramburger: Health is only good if you're planning to get hit
niccus: i never plan to get hit
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j0biwan: Woo! Elden Ring shenanigans!
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Wicker_Guide: spectral spear was probably my most used ash of war in this game
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
NewtyNewts: LUL
saucemaster5000: Turtle Pope is so dead as soon as they find him
plummeting_sloth: my weapon is entirely powered by dead turles
Its_VeeBot: "i hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff"
DigitalSeahorse: ;p;
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
Its_VeeBot: Back at it again at the castle
Mattmitchell45: Perfect
Its_VeeBot: Smash cut to Adam's grave
twistedsylvan: hello highlight reel
Mazrae: did I miss it?
doubledbear: gimmick infringment
DigitalSeahorse: nope one more hour
DigitalSeahorse: and one more katesADS katesADS katesADS
DigitalSeahorse: I think*
Mazrae: whoooo I just made it home from work and saw that this was going on and right when I tuned in it looked like the closing screen for a moment
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh snap, Elden ring
DigitalSeahorse: I been trying to not feel dizzy while watching
DigitalSeahorse: queezy all week isn't fun
doubledbear: Someday Elden will get her ring back.
saucemaster5000: @Mazrae the only real important thing you missed was Adam betraying Wheeler and killing an innocent turtle.
Zanzabar_: Someone tell adam its thats not how a cliff hanger works.
Angreed66: Adam betrayed us all
Wicker_Guide: hey, Whjeeler was on board when he thought the drop might be randomized from that dog
TehAmelie: i know, we'll just place an object within Elden's Roche limit!
Mazrae: shit I wish that I was able to watch that live but I'll just have to see it in the vod
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: 80 hours into my first playthrough now, can't get enough Elden Ring
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distrustingspectator: who farted!!!
noa2828: 4 Lads, 1 Ring
GirlPainting: @Adam, what ash of war was the one where you can throw your hellberd?
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
GirlPainting: ah there, spectral lance...never mind ^^
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's like a mini Bolt of Gransax
saucemaster5000: Placudisax one time
NewtyNewts: Adam has a build now!
plummeting_sloth: "Are you Ghost Dad?" Please, Ghost Dad was my father, call me Spectral Lance
BusTed: There's still more space dust on this book.
thraximore: Adam, you're supposed to whiff after saying something like that not something awesome
pn55: I mean, they should at least stand a better chance of beating bosses now that Adam is also doing decent damage.
DigitalSeahorse: what's in books 1-23?
DandyGeek: all the good recipes, I think >.>
thraximore: not bad
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: oh deer
DigitalSeahorse: what is that?
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:32:13.
noa2828: Scarlet Rot is my dancing name
thraximore: the random deer umbraHappy
DigitalSeahorse: katesFlower flower of antirot
BrowneePoints: that's a Burrito Adam
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Place your bets, I'm betting Leonin Misbegotten was replaced with Misbegotten + Crucible Knight
RandomTrivia: That sounds bad
Mr_Horrible: the 400,000 damage dogs, Big Boss's special unit
Kazman20a: its a dragon bear
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK voxlunGeiger
blip2004: its rune bear
Mattmitchell45: Bear is driving the car
TehAmelie: zomg it's Gail Simone
SymphonicLolita: time for bear
noa2828: The fix was adding lore as to why this dog gan 1 shot you
niccus: bear bear bear bear
plummeting_sloth: eh, it's an okay runebear
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I hope it's the way overtuned Vaelid one
MTGRanger: Aaahhhh! A bear! (Bite! Bite! Bite!)
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySmug voxlunGeiger bs doge
thraximore: they fixed that yes
northos: catbear!
Mr_Horrible: I'm just fingers crossed for Radagon every time
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
MurphEP: wheelerPog
DeM0nFiRe: giga damage
thraximore: bear o_0
Mr_Horrible: Adam: "It's called zoning"
plummeting_sloth: plus, this way you don't ahve to give the sword back to the guy you killed for the sweet halbard
pn55: I like how Adam is now exclusively using the ranged attack. A true general leading his troops.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed felled
RandomTrivia: ADAM
Ersas: Bearly a Challenge morgaPop
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Did they ever fight Patches?
korvys: a +8 dog?
thraximore: sweet victoryyyyy
UnkeptFlea: so he might get to use that dragon stone after all?
DigitalSeahorse: Ersas vicksyLUL cute bear
noa2828: There's a chest here with updog
saucemaster5000: you left kevin and he murdered joe pesci like 50 times
BrowneePoints: so they're your ESQUIRES?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: Is this... the Hapsburgs? FBCatch
AllTheWeasels: LUL
Ersas: @DigitalSeahorse morgaAdore
RealGamerCow: Is that 9 years? I think it is.
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahahaha
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YeetTheRich_: astel is not impressed
Mr_Horrible: for definitions of "actual"
RandomTrivia: Pfffft
DeM0nFiRe: Astel Used Hyperbeam
DigitalSeahorse: Ersas vicksyAww
RandomTrivia: "You call THAT a ranged attack? THIS is a ranged attack!"
SymphonicLolita: wearin em down!
plummeting_sloth: just want this chode to teleport himself off the bridge
noa2828: "What do you take me for? Some dumbass bear?"
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySpook
YeetTheRich_: is astel stuck?
matthaus_c: old man's still got it! *whiffs*
Mr_Horrible: he's actively gamebing
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Astel is such a cool looking boss
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So creepy
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northos: OW
RandomTrivia: Well that's a RUDE AOE
micalovits: Seems like that vigor was a good choice!
TehAmelie: that hole in its skull is clearly the shape of USA, right?
GirlPainting: Adam got saved by its 1 point in health ^^
Ersas: I cannot look at Astel and not hear "Dino DNA" from Jurassic Park. morgaSpy
Mazrae: I need to watch more of this game, it's so visually stunning and I know that I would have no chance in trying to play this
DigitalSeahorse: no ad, I don't want a spicy thing
matthaus_c: it's not always you see the very last point of Vigour matter
Kramburger: Otaku Jeff is as thick as Lava and twice as hot
Mr_Horrible: a small price to pay (for us)
saucemaster5000: an accurate one though
northos: and the correct one Kappa
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
SymphonicLolita: lrrWOW
pn55: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
niccus: that's ten times worse
Bearudite: they were gonna die eventually anyway
laikagoat: manslaughter at the very least
plummeting_sloth: murder is a strong and accurate word
KeytarCat: Harvesting
asthanius: Last hit wins
noSmokeFire: killing him now just saves time killing him later
noa2828: Real genocidal there Adam
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Culling is a STRONGER word though
ashteranic: shame andrew isn't here for this :P
Gascitygaming: Just got here, any links to the mods being used or more info?
Mr_Horrible: I can't remember, can you jump over Astel's shockwaves?
HadesLeprechaun: I'm sure he'd be fine with it if he knew all the good it was going towards
Ryxiene: LUL LUL LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
theneatestburrito: the god
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: gottemmm
niccus: one death is a tragedy, a thousand deaths is adam going off
matthaus_c: lmao
Ersas: Hahaha
asthanius: Who got last hit?
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect paleoSCIENCEshake paleoCeraBody paleoCeraYoshis paleoBirdsRDinos3
pn55: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: lrrHORN
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
plummeting_sloth: well... that wasn't worth it
AllTheWeasels: Love Astel giving you the finger on the way out
Gascitygaming: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
theneatestburrito: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: It's finger time my dude
noSmokeFire: it gave you the finger LUL
Mr_Horrible: Astel flipping you the double deuce in death
BusTed: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: touchdown emoji
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
matthaus_c: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam vicksyRaid vicksyPride vicksyHappy
Bearudite: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Lithobraker: You didn't murder them, you liquidated them.
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Astel giving 2 middle fingers as it dies
MTGRanger: lrrSIG lrrHORN unarmeClick unarmeClick
Ersas: Dizzy Knife strikes again
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JinaMahavira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gascitygaming: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
methodical_monk: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
theneatestburrito: I love that Adam has a No Good emote.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Random armor
Electrodyne: CFL legend Warren Moon was a touchdown enthusiast
laikagoat: we saw them last time
corianderd: yeah that was....
noa2828: The godskin are so... undulous
methodical_monk: seabatClap seabatClap
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
asthanius: OH
betweenmyself: I’m partial to Yeti riffYeti
thraximore: nice fit, Fia
matthaus_c: Adam is on fire tonight
Lithobraker: Honk!
asthanius: That is a very open shirt
warboss5: Did they mod Fia?
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't freeze your baby.
SnackPak_: has anyone checked that she's still dead?
Bearudite: sounds A-Paul-ing
plummeting_sloth: the greeves probably make less comfy hugs
northos: @warboss5 she's just got random gear, and happened to roll, uh, that
Mr_Horrible: "Adam we've gotten some complaints of you flaunting your +8 halberd"
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
saucemaster5000: you know what he means
warboss5: LetAdamSoloHer?
Fanklok: I hope the final boss is replaced by Mad Pumpkinhead
Mr_Horrible: LUL
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Kramburger: Did you bring enough halberd for the rest of the class?
ThorSokar: my complaint is that it's not a +9
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Seahorse vicksyTH
noSmokeFire: ben invades and kills everyone
DigitalSeahorse: oops
thraximore: ALEX
Kramburger: ALEX
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
noa2828: Hal Byrd, inventor of the halberd
DigitalSeahorse: wipwopwop
plummeting_sloth: piddly, really
hieroglyphica: Alex, i didn't realize you felt that way about us...
betweenmyself: Adam gonna smack them in the mouth, give em a case of Halberdtosis riffYeti
warboss5: To be fair, he deserves it
methodical_monk: +8 is measly compared to +25
saucemaster5000: Gostoc deserves this
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Godrick stole his arm though
hieroglyphica: He LOCKS you in the room with that knight!
plummeting_sloth: I mean, he might not
hieroglyphica: He attempts to murder you!
Kramburger: Now WE have a store
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: He needs runes to buy a new one
noa2828: This is Sean of the Dead beating the zombie with pool sticks
hieroglyphica: He is a dirty quisling
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
SnackPak_: F
thraximore: umbraHappy
plummeting_sloth: like, we already got an ancient dragon smithing stone
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyPoint vicksyPoint
zeathean: Nope you can go around
warboss5: Wooooops, softlock
SnackPak_: culled him
OhaiMireiya: it was an accident!
thraximore: it IS Adam
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What's a turtle? A dog?
saucemaster5000: Adam's gonna be culling half of victoria if you aren't respectful
7gorobei: stone cold culler
Bearudite: more like longSNORED
plummeting_sloth: dang, rune 9 though
drewm1022: Long S words for three hundred, Alex.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
TehAmelie: did we ever go over and get a lantern?
Mashamino: sesquipedalian?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: That's Gideon's trash Destructo Disc spell
MrGibberish: Here’s a long S word
MrGibberish: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
thraximore: depends on if you're an NPC
corianderd: welllllll
plummeting_sloth: you're not required to answer that
noa2828: Nooooo Adam, not at all
DigitalSeahorse: Adam is likeable
saucemaster5000: careful he has the item to kick you out of the world
TehAmelie: Adam is the Cuphead champion
lochnessseammonster: supremely? nah
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taruan: I miss the brief times when Otaku Jeffrey wears a shirt
northos: Kappa
SymphonicLolita: Kappa
Ersas: It's the Culling Cup, you uncultured swine morgaRage morgaLul
BusTed: Berserker's Barrage
matthaus_c: who's in the garage!
Lysander_salamander: can you trade between characters in this mod?
thraximore: who's in the garage
asthanius: Car Hole
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
TehAmelie: trade might be a strong word
saucemaster5000: He keeps adding arms to the chevy, king's weirdf
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I forgot about that, 20 houra of whips does a lot to a man's brain
Scy_Anide: You gotta respect the 1v1
goatprince: goat
plummeting_sloth: please, don't let me get in between your fight with my underling
thraximore: OH
northos: huh
AllTheWeasels: LUL
ashteranic: rofl
plummeting_sloth: HA
matthaus_c: neat
YeetTheRich_: O,o
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Or redeem it for whips
Mashamino: ohhhhh
noa2828: aw rats
thraximore: luckyyyyy
thraximore: oh it's just there
notthepenguins: you need a great Rune to unlock the shop sadly
matthaus_c: ahh the grafted spider
matthaus_c: peak enemy design
warboss5: That feels extremely unfair
warboss5: Even for Elden Ring
Lysander_salamander: I hate the hand-spider so much
noa2828: El Spidro Graftante
Jug_R_Not: What is his shield attached to on his back??
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: After they defeat Tibia Mariner The Grafted
BrowneePoints: BWUH
Bearudite: bwah
noa2828: @Jug_R_Not Really tight shoulderblades
Jug_R_Not: @noa2828 should have guessed
noSmokeFire: godrick ain't right
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Kramburger: To quote Drawfee "I don't feel so good, Bobby-chan"
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Worst enemy in the game, hate those prawns
DeM0nFiRe: Gagaga
Lysander_salamander: oh no
warboss5: Bye Adam
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha*
laikagoat: fionRIP
GhostValv: benginO7
pn55: seabatClap
ashteranic: rofl adam
warboss5: F
plummeting_sloth: DISPAIR
RandomTrivia: benginO7
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Despair LUL
iamthemidboss: is adam's helm meant for trickle down economics?
YeetTheRich_: otaku james
Haroldholmes25: adam got the james urge
A_Dub888: Adam "James Turner" Savidan
ashteranic: he was so close to a bonfire :`D
DigitalSeahorse: kates7 cwdeva7 vio7
Kramburger: huhuhuhuhuhu
DipneaDragon: is there a link to see the modlist they are using?
noa2828: The Hitchcock ones?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Kramburger: O_o
DigitalSeahorse: vioTOXIC cwdevaNLT lrrALEX_TK
control_rig: Uhhhh
warboss5: Not just an archer, but an ARCANE archer, lol
DeM0nFiRe: lmao was that a car hornin the background at the same time it started fire breathing?
DeM0nFiRe: That was perfectly timed
Kramburger: Jankle the ankle
asthanius: Get those feet
Ersas: Shank the Ank!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHype vicksyHeck
noa2828: Golem is NOT into feet stuff
Lysander_salamander: :D
thraximore: "that STILL only counts as one!"
matthaus_c: some appreciation is in order
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Crucible Knight time
Ryxiene: LUL
laikagoat: after?
saucemaster5000: This is why you don't give Adam power
OhaiMireiya: it's a great hat / bird bath
methodical_monk: The +8 is to sass
Mr_Horrible: Adam after he gets his chase trinket from the Great Vault
plummeting_sloth: insufferable when he does too much damage, insufferable when he doesn't do enough damage
matthaus_c: this is -exactly- why you give Adam power
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
control_rig: How many Arcs are you on?
TinyClans: push him off
Kramburger: Call him Ned Starkrunes
matthaus_c: basilisks are just friendly little guys
TinyClans: son, you have a bowl on your head
IzlanntheLion: hell yeah brother
micalovits: Sure did, can't wait for it to come out in... 3 years probably
IsaTheEngie: i hope they let us turn off the camera shake
saucemaster5000: what does he drop?
ButterBall000: Is it Roger or Chris?
thraximore: huh
thraximore: not bad
matthaus_c: grease and string are the only two things you need to have a good time
Fanklok: Rogier is selling whips?
TinyClans: kind of want to pour cereal on his head
IzlanntheLion: Adam who you want in the roaster?
plummeting_sloth: one day i'll be smart enough to use this sword
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Engvall is pretty good
Kramburger: noooooo
thraximore: now adam's doing it NotLikeThis
matthaus_c: love the hands
control_rig: Throw hands
BrowneePoints: okay so Heimerdinger and Ziggs
MrGibberish: As apopposed
plummeting_sloth: Banished Knight Engvall is summoned and goes "here's your sign"
DigitalSeahorse: there is a chest, yours
micalovits: Best girl is allready confirmed, so don't care who else gets added
noa2828: What about.... yassified Teemo?
saucemaster5000: Project L is an anagram for "Oops All Yordles"
MrGibberish: As opposed to as the actual rat, Twitch?
KeytarCat: Is there a grab attack art for the player?
matthaus_c: Adam does look like he would be an enemy somewhere
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Remember the part of the Eldem Ring playthrough where Ben imitated James singing the Caillou theme as Teemo? That was a weird time
plummeting_sloth: ah man, when a bird gets stuck inside that's your whole day
KeytarCat: I guess backstabs have that effect
DeM0nFiRe: Meow!
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
Lysander_salamander: a tiny crab
matthaus_c: hardly changed tbh
SymphonicLolita: Time For Crab
plummeting_sloth: hahah
GhostValv: :)
control_rig: Carcenization comes for us all
NewtyNewts: creb
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash
plummeting_sloth: non-giant, non-enemy crab
Bearudite: carcinization comes for us all
micalovits: I guess crabs also has a bunch of limbs?
IsaTheEngie: similar amount of appendages when you think about it
DeM0nFiRe: yogCrabs
WetPaperSack: amieWhoop
Salbastro: Crab-ted scion
DigitalSeahorse: one crab for site D
Dog_of_Myth: voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I like the idea that ever grafting leads to carcinization
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo digita435Snail digita435Seahorse
corianderd: good blood synergy
plummeting_sloth: just handing out those somber anceints like andy
plummeting_sloth: candy
matthaus_c: pogress
Kramburger: Holy crap, Australia's peaked we've got coffee in a goonbag now
DigitalSeahorse: there is something... I didn't hear what
asthanius: Squires are never there when you need them
corianderd: Kramburger what?!
corianderd: wow
DeM0nFiRe: uhhhhh
Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
DigitalSeahorse: uhhhhhhhh
Mashamino: LUL
asthanius: BEST HAT
Kramburger: We need to get Serge here for a Pax Aus now
Ersas: morgaDoom morgaDoom morgaDoom
laikagoat: best hat
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The Drip!
DigitalSeahorse: I'm not good but I've got ginger at least
asthanius: open that door, get on the floor
Lysander_salamander: do they have to take turns to sit at the grace?
SymphonicLolita: mrooow
geckoinasuit: i love the cat commentating
hieroglyphica: miaooooow
DigitalSeahorse: giant Myspace
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
zeathean: That cat disagrees
thraximore: who's cat is that, my goodness :O
DigitalSeahorse: katesFight
asthanius: you're my little giant
hieroglyphica: oh you can see cat head!!
Mollylele: DxCat
Mr_Horrible: those Big Giants and their Circles
control_rig: Miniature Giant Space Hamster
DigitalSeahorse: katesFlower Myspace
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Isn't Adam Medium Giant?
MadmanOreo: "queens hat" "we call that a crown" -paul f tonpkins
asthanius: uhhhhhhhhhh
thraximore: o_o
pn55: @thraximore Andrew's cat, Mysapce. A very loud kitty.
DeM0nFiRe: Where's the just a little guy-ant
owleyedman: lol
pn55: *Myspace
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL that hat makes Otaku Jeff look like a pikmin
HadesLeprechaun: musta fallen out of its pocket
thraximore: hehe great cat nam
thraximore: name*
betweenmyself: For “big giant” pedantry, please refer to God of War Ragnarok riffYeti
MoaiGangsta: i think there was a big orange item in the middle of the courtyard too
DeM0nFiRe: Another rememberance lol
asthanius: hehe
thraximore: on the contrary
asthanius: comfy
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I'm guessing this boss is... Big Mohg
Vanbael: "Its what I had on me"
nic_nax96: Its Elden Ring Shredder
control_rig: Gotta show off those abs
noa2828: Bouglas
asthanius: Mist Noble
IsaTheEngie: elden bling game somehow even less on point than her usual look
saucemaster5000: spiritcaller snail
InquisitorGaia: malketh
GirlPainting: i guess tree sentinal
betweenmyself: Mimic Tear, def
control_rig: Adam caught hands
notthepenguins: godskin duo
micalovits: Big serpent!
GhostValv: Rennala
plummeting_sloth: fair soul dinkem
Vanbael: Dragon.
Ersas: Actively Gaming
Kramburger: Adam would fail the marshmellow test so hard
pn55: HypeLUL
asthanius: it's an okay show
UnkeptFlea: good show
Thepirateofthesea: 10 levels baybeeee
betweenmyself: If it’s a good weapon Adam can just swing around for it again in New Game + riffYeti
zerragonoss: eh they have the bells if they want them.
zeathean: 10 levels wasted baybeeee
NewtyNewts: Someone gives you a marshmallow.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Kramburger: "you can have one marshmellow now, or if your don't eat it, I'll give you an extra one when I come back"
Angreed66: Then you have to wait before eating to get another
Mattmitchell45: Andrew had crashed
TemporallyAwry: You don't fail the marshmallow test. You either dream for the future, or live for the moment PrideShrug
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Put a child in a room with a marshmallow, twll them if they don't eat it for 5 minutes they'll get a reward, the experiment is testing impulse control and weighing future rewards
saucemaster5000: out of 25
iris_of_ether: To be fair, the marshmallow test doesn't take into account the case where the test taker doesn't trust that the adult will deliver
Mollylele: what about a child who lives in the present?
AdamYMHMI: He at the marshmellow, not because he was impatient, but because they threatened him with 2.
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! Good night.
warboss5: That reminds me, I have marshmellows left over from Thanksgiving cooking :D
Diabore: can i double it and give it to me?
LavenderCreations: They went back and did the Marshmallow test more times, and determined that ultimately it's about if kids trust adults to not lie to them or not
iris_of_ether: Yuuuup, Alex and Andrew both have it
saucemaster5000: I thought the marshmallow test was you give the kid a poisoned marshmallow and see how long it takes
Lysander_salamander: whole lot of variables
DigitalSeahorse: if you poor you want the freebees
BrowneePoints: yep. poor people need to eat
BrowneePoints: i say as a poor person
Lithobraker: They found out that it basically measures how much a kid can trust the adults they interact with
thraximore: collision umbraSmile
Arclight_Dynamo: That's not collusion, Adam. That's unionizing.
IsaTheEngie: if I had a boss ask me that question I'd immediately start agitating for a union
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: But do you trust the last person?
corianderd: the golden balls
smoke_knight: It's more that kids from financial/food insecure households DO NOT believe that the authority figure will follow through
Diabore: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII i dont even trust me
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Mollylele: @lithobraker wow i'll keep that chestnut in my pocket next time my mom reminds me that i "failed" the marshmallow test
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wait... You can buy a physick?
DigitalSeahorse: nice library
Lysander_salamander: oh well
smoke_knight: It doesn't matter if the kid is presently hungry, they still tend to take the immediate reward because it's all they can count on
Mollylele: ok anyway back to the game
saucemaster5000: no two marshmallows for adam
Arakasi01: How much does elden remembrance crack for
Lysander_salamander: yeah this discussion is a bit much
lord_wertornion: lrrBEEJ_SG
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Because of Lore lrrBEEJ
NewtyNewts: More money spent
Kramburger: BEN
DeM0nFiRe: First time I went to roundtable hold I had a complete brainfart and could not figure out how to leave
420_thugga: ResidentSleeper
Mattmitchell45: Does Adam still not have the Strength needed for his weapon?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Come on, Mohg!
micalovits: I vote god-killer serpernt!
saucemaster5000: spiritcaller snail....
DigitalSeahorse: this is one game that does hats well
warboss5: So is this ANY boss, or just a main boss?
ashteranic: Borealis the Grafted
DigitalSeahorse: pls don't do that I'm already queezy
Kramburger: Blighted Love by Soft Secluded Cell
laikagoat: mausoleum cat thing
plummeting_sloth: and then die to teh forth
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: 4 players is just 4 people she can heal off of
notthepenguins: wowww
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
noSmokeFire: ahahaa
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The deepest LORE
ashteranic: This boss shouldn't be too bad
Gamshyd: different g man!
micalovits: Awww, boring godfrey :(
plummeting_sloth: Godfrey the ghostly grafted
Mr_Horrible: "My dad can beat up your dad"
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyS vicksyRaid
goatprince: they called their dad in to help
blip2004: Dad came to help out
Mollylele: is that man a butter sculpture
control_rig: God*mumble* The Grafted
Mattmitchell45: Come to cover for his Fail Son
corianderd: this space works really well for godfrew
IsaTheEngie: godfrey the grafted too
Kramburger: He's about to be GONE-frey
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInsane
Vanbael: He hits hard
circusofkirkus: insert dril budget tweet but about Adam's arcane
Chesul: I wonder what stage 2 will be like.
Mr_Horrible: @circusofkirkus "Spend less points on Arcane." "No."
Lysander_salamander: lemon jello man
nic_nax96: Godfrey would run grafted exoskeleton in highlander
ashteranic: 2/5ths
Kramburger: GRAHAM
saucemaster5000: snitches
saucemaster5000: and it wasn't me
Bearudite: isn't he just animated piss
Ersas: Menacingly! morgaSpoop
warboss5: He's going full Michael Myers
plummeting_sloth: Godfrey the menacing
Kramburger: Piss Ghost from Coast to Coast
DeM0nFiRe: 🚶
asthanius: Adam's pulling aggro
plummeting_sloth: Godfrey Mr X walking
asthanius: FUCK
Kramburger: GOTTEM
ashteranic: F
Spirillosis: OH NO
BusTed: So does ours.
drcthulu: Walking menacingly slowly towards Adam
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
Vanbael: Gottem!
iris_of_ether: Major flashbacks to 'Walk of the Lich King'
circusofkirkus: seabatNogood
GhostValv: benginO7
Mr_Horrible: Adam's health bar works too
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
warboss5: 5% life death, as per Elden Ring tradition
micalovits: Adams health bar stopped working!
IsaTheEngie: OOF
AllTheWeasels: Hey where'd our HP go
corianderd: bwahahahahahaha
BusTed: Execute formation delta.
control_rig: Now that Adam's dead...
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mollylele: unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: wow too bad Adam died before the fight really started
Kramburger: DJ Calid time
Mr_Horrible: Once they shed the dead weight the win was in the bag Kappa
Fancy_frenchman: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
corianderd: naw andrew Adam's healthbar was live and just kept ticking down as y'all attacked
NewtyNewts: Let's see those remembrance rewards!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You got a great rune, not a rememberance
Kramburger: Great Rune, not rememberence Adam
plummeting_sloth: I keep getting one shotted this sucks *dumps everything into Arcane again*
Kramburger: Silly Adam, rememberances are for Survivors
saucemaster5000: yeah only winners get remembrance Applebee's
corianderd: lol
Gascitygaming: That's pretty sacramental there bud
betweenmyself: Delicious grapes riffYeti
plummeting_sloth: doesn't seem to stop adam
InquisitorGaia: grahm, its cause shes being inhabited by a ghost
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Because Shabriri possesses their bodies, so it is just Hyetta
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
corianderd: more grapes for you i guess
BrowneePoints: also what's the Cipher Pata turned into
betweenmyself: Yeti! riffYeti riffYeti riffYeti
pn55: Pride100
Spirillosis: Meatloaf's yeti
CanPlayGames: mst3kSilhouetteEmily mst3kSilhouetteEmily mst3kSilhouetteEmily
CaptainSpam: riffWhizzo
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHype Yeti
CataclysmicReverb: Gremlins 4: It's just twitch chat
saucemaster5000: I'd watch a gremlins 3
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Margaret Thatcher the finger crone
SymphonicLolita: one whopper with fries please
saucemaster5000: Right Down the Road!
Mr_Horrible: my potions are too strong for you, traveler
The_Color_Twelve: please be rivers of blood
GirlPainting: white mask?!?!?
BrowneePoints: Cipher pata in the back!
micalovits: Stomb??? Probably the best reward from a remembrance
saucemaster5000: Hoarfrost Stomp is insanely busted, totally didn't cheese that in my game...
BrowneePoints: oh shit Bulwark of Azzinoth?
plummeting_sloth: oh, works for that flailing attack
raulghoulia: bulwark of azzinoth. hell yeah
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ButterBall000: Duel? Does Adam even have cards?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Like you don't want to duel or you don't believe it exists?
BusTed: benginO7
cmdrelk: Fun stream lrrAWESOME
plummeting_sloth: SEAMLESS
rabbitgta: FBtouchdown HSWP
pn55: Excellent!
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream everyone!
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corianderd: oh andrew good shirt
Lysander_salamander: oh my goodness I didn't know there were shirts
fonicbelt: thank you for the stream!!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWESOME
GirlPainting: Next time random Hogwarts ^^
ashesandmochi: wait i just noticed the goncharov tshirt
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect vicksyHeart
fastlane250: twas good
raulghoulia: andrew. sweet shirt
SnackPak_: 9/10
WetPaperSack: Thanks for the stream!
Lysander_salamander: nice
Ersas: morgaGasp
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
micalovits: Sure was impressive
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
josh___something: who did that?!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPeek
Ersas: morgaRave
Robot_Bones: jeez i can smell that
saucemaster5000: Nope, horse only lasted one update too bad
TehAmelie: did the Dung Eater get randomized into the streaming office?
DigitalSeahorse: paleoDOGrave digita435Raveduck
thraximore: aww
SymphonicLolita: myspace <3
thraximore: <3
MrGibberish: MySpace!
Ersas: Can't Render Horses Club
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyParty
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Mai_Andra: Space, My
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
MAPBoardgames: Choo Choo Charles waiting room
SymphonicLolita: ^
iris_of_ether: :D
Getter404: Heard it may just be a GotY list dark horse
DigitalSeahorse: aww ads
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS katesADS katesADS
laikagoat: dorfs!
Kramburger: Oooooh baby
Arclight_Dynamo: Dorf! Dorf! Dorf!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: Dwarf Fortress!
hieroglyphica: Whaaaaaa????
corianderd: Dorf! Dorf!
Lyropithic: Oh wow
DigitalSeahorse: katesNo
hieroglyphica: Yes!
SnackPak_: excited for this one
YeetTheRich_: Adam said bloodborne sucks, got it
iris_of_ether: I'm honestly here for this :D
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is...Is Cory going in blind?
DigitalSeahorse: 4 of them too
RandomTrivia: This will be fun
MAPBoardgames: Mine-O-Dwarf Fort
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPls
hieroglyphica: I literally own a PUBLISHED MANUAL of Dwarf Fortress strategy
RandomTrivia: Dwarf Six-tress lrrBEEJ
hieroglyphica: It gets deep
hieroglyphica: Aw naw, OG fo real
DeM0nFiRe: @hieroglyphica Really? What is it called?
corianderd: it comes out tomorrow
hieroglyphica: Respect either way
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Sweet!
Arclight_Dynamo: Cori "Urist" Dickinson
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBless katesDevil
Kramburger: Monicas
doubledbear: monkey-ers
BrowneePoints: Baldur's Gate Release Date on Thursdaaaaay
underhill33: yessss, these are always great
BrowneePoints: yea that's when they announced the Quantic Star Wars
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh hey, it's Sonic's 30th Anniversary Awards!
ButterBall000: Wonder if we'll get another Wuantic Dream moment
Nigouki: more like the Steam Deck Giveaway Show
BrowneePoints: and you and Graham said "fuck" at the same time
BrowneePoints: oh yea it was SGF
MAPBoardgames: I'm looking forward to finding the award for "most advertised"
DeM0nFiRe: Quantic Dreams oof
Lysander_salamander: oh well
SnackPak_: oh yeah
Lysander_salamander: what a shame
laundreydhull: you did, lrrGRAHAM
DeM0nFiRe: Thanks
hieroglyphica: It's published by O'Reilly!
hieroglyphica: Pretty legit
fastlane250: reactions to that trailer were like the Mr incredible "people who know/people who don't know" meme
hieroglyphica: Very in depth
asthanius: They have *Canadian* Highlander now?
rubikdarkwill: "Well that couldn't have sucked the air out of the room and faster" - Graham
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrHEART
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Brozard: Just noticed Andrew's shirt LUL
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Nigouki: wut
Spacecarl: definitely forgot I had this open
Mattmitchell45: Oh Astel's back!
MrTulip: Holy shit
laundreydhull: gawd, lrrPAUL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBork
DigitalSeahorse: lol
iris_of_ether: O_O