Crossing the Steams || Elden Ring Seamless Co-op Randomizer

 GhostValv: dunked
  Foxmar320: Super ded
 tehfewl: Gravity Squeeze
 RandomTrivia: Rip in pieces
 RandomTrivia: something something health scaling
Thisbymaster: believe in the heart of the pants.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
thraximore: Perchance the fists will continue to struggle with a flying opponent
 saucemaster5000: Sounds like a nicer community
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: Hi Paul
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thraximore: ahhh
nymistrya: Who could forget the famous player character let me group up against her
  Foxmar320: lol
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
 TehAmelie: as i recall, the fists is about the only thing they can do that does any reasonable damage to the bosses (thanks to bleed)
 saucemaster5000: not wrong
 NightValien28: hahah
 Kramburger: Game of the Year, by the way
 NightValien28: that is very accurate
thraximore: @TehAmelie true, but that matters less if you can't hit them at all 
 Vergotterung: the physik isn't randomized either, right?
 notthepenguins: they CAN be
 Pywodwagon: ben that was like 7 months ago
 Sibwow: wheeler puts the bozo in bows only
 Twilight_Spark: 35-40 feral sheep?
 Kramburger: 30-50 Wild Flocks
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Orb
 bytecaster: Or balls
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 Twilight_Spark: Belly physics, smh
 TehAmelie: the riding posture may be too realistic
hd_dabnado: lot of giration
 GhostValv: a little jigglin
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh!!! BELLY~~~
  RomanGoro: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Do we still have that bowl of oily Lego around?
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I did not expect Jiggle-Physics there....
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 notthepenguins: there is the evergaol nearby for a boss too
 fastlane250: i hate that THAT'S in the !sir command
 TehAmelie: well, you know, oily lego really never stops being oily
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
  Graham_LRR: @tehamelie that not untrue!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerDependableSquidFeelsBadMan-CVhw4QudVIis5Xb4
 LadyAtarka: Hello everyone!
 RandomTrivia: Hey there LadyAtarka!
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya
 TehAmelie: and lego is basically indestructible, so how would you get rid of it?
 YeetTheRich_: also, isn't technically made from oil?
 YeetTheRich_: *lego
 CodeIndigo: Can it ever not be oily when it is manufactured out of oil in and of itself?
DigitalSeahorse: hi everybody and wow that's a bright ad
 IbunWest: Party’s over everyone go home
 notthepenguins: don't forget to unlock the world
 TehAmelie: yeah, there's some bonding that happens
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 notthepenguins: from my experience with a friend, it is jank but
 aitsu100: this is the pokemon Violet of dark souls mods
 notthepenguins: less jank than normal multiplayer
Master_Gunner: Even when the coop mod has problems, its still easier to fix than normal coop.
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thraximore: I spot a 
 Pinwiz11: I'd say Matt Jackson, but same
 TehAmelie: i was thinking Roy Kent after five years on meth
 LadyAtarka: Is that a goat?
 fastlane250: Saying "Lego is made of oil, therefore it is already oily." does not justify handling it with vegetable oil
 Bugberry: jellyfish soldier
 LadyAtarka: Rip that enemy spine
 YeetTheRich_: noo poor jellyfish
DigitalSeahorse: dear tummy, pls stop being nervous queezy and start being proper hungry with fair warning again
 Bugberry: those little guys are dangerous ambushers
 Diabore: government mandated break adam
 notthepenguins: oh boy
  Foxmar320: oh lol
  Foxmar320: I hate those dogs
 fastlane250: what the dog doin
 SymphonicLolita: red eyes black doggen
 LadyAtarka: Puppy!
DigitalSeahorse: T-Rover
 TehAmelie: their hitboxes are wayy to big
 LadyAtarka: F
 RandomTrivia: I feel like rope-a-doping a giant skeletal dog is not a reliable plan 
 Bugberry: Souls games are where cowardice shines
 neisan2112: LMAO ALEX
 JoeTrollo: 😢
 RandomTrivia: 
 fastlane250: 
nymistrya: don't listen Piglet!!
 Kramburger: Professional Dog Killers? Steven Segal *is* here
geckoinasuit: late to the party but here to watch the boys suffer
 RandomTrivia: @JoeTrollo Don't worry Joe, Piglet will be safe
 adept_nekomancer: Goodbye telebear
  Foxmar320: Goodbye bear
twistedsylvan: wyh bear chill
 fastlane250: bear went away
  corianderd: wasn't expecting to solve the Under the Silver Lake mystery. I figured I'd die without knowing who the dog killer is
aggrocrow: helluva doggo
 eshplode: This is truly the Pokemon of Souls games
 fastlane250: bear went unaway
 laikagoat: uh
  Foxmar320: Hmmm
KeytarCat: uh oh
 SnackPak_: 
 pn55: 
 RandomTrivia: LRRfine
 fastlane250: Oh good it's not just me
 saucemaster5000: hello dog
ThorSokar: F?
therealkeyens: that was a powerful bear
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Drasvin: 
 notthepenguins: uh oh
DigitalSeahorse: fire fine
 Diabore: F
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, it was not just me
 SymphonicLolita: dog too powerful
  Juliamon: Hang tight folks
 IbunWest: 
 cmdrelk: 
DigitalSeahorse: everything is fine
 blip2004: a mighty pupperino
 CAKHost: Dog too stronk for stream
  RomanGoro: It's either Wheeler or the stream, chat, you gotta chose
 RandomTrivia: Turns out Wheeler's connection was too powerful
  Graham_LRR: Can you still hear us?
  Foxmar320: Give them a moment
 YeetTheRich_: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
  Juliamon: No
DigitalSeahorse: nope
 asthanius: Nope
 CaptainSpam: Did I hear... picnic?
omegamarkel: no
  Foxmar320: Graham_LRR offline
 RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR Nope
 hurricanealpaca: 
DigitalSeahorse: stream froze
  Graham_LRR: Ok! One sec
 Dog_of_Myth: Dog broke the stream
Boon_33: stream down
 WetPaperSack: So, uhh... how are things?
geckoinasuit: we have nothing, unfortunately
rabbitgta: no sounds
ThorSokar: 100% Offline
 CaptainSpam: PICNIC!
 SnackPak_: and you though CDHC was the most cursed stream on this channel
 adept_nekomancer: Bear took the stream with it.
 yalc321: hm
 pn55: I blame the dog.
Lushian_Cybasi: So anyone get some good shinies?
Cunobelenos: 
micalovits: I blame the bear
 Mollylele: otaku jinkies
 TehAmelie: i blame the dog with the jaws the size of a bear
 Drasvin: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's like an al fresco general store!
 pn55: 
Bunoc1: I think the ATF heard.
 damn_i_am_pretty: well, ok
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote dog
  LRRbot: Quote #252: "It's just like high school, everyone is partying and I'm out here killing dogs with a saw." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
Cunobelenos: !adult
 Mollylele: !maam
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twistedsylvan: I'm pretty comfortable with blaming the nightmare bad time dog
 WetPaperSack: 
 jacqui_lantern234: wow! guess the stream decided they needed to actually be afk 
Cunobelenos: Well… how’s everyone doing?
 saucemaster5000: I hate how those dogs chase you with their mouths completely open
geckoinasuit: i just remembered to feed myself
 NewtyNewts: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
  Juliamon: Refresh!
 YeetTheRich_: !quote offline
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
adambomb625: we back
 damn_i_am_pretty: jeez
 CAKHost:  !
  Foxmar320:  
 Firnsarwen: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: the otaku energy was too much
 justthorne: no, AFK is a different night, LOL
 Electrodyne: good.  I got an online store open yesterday
 CodeIndigo: yayifications
DigitalSeahorse:   
 fastlane250:  we get signal 
 princess_intell: what happened? is everything ok?
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @justthorne thats the joke 
 saucemaster5000: ah, we get to find out if the dog said hello back
Cunobelenos: Take 2
 inconsideratehat: 
 FITorion: ads have stopped
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens =3
 damn_i_am_pretty: the ads have stopped, the rain is gone
 fastlane250: Hello again!
twistedsylvan: hello!
 BusTed: 
geckoinasuit: yay we can hear!
  Foxmar320: Yay! All four!
 damn_i_am_pretty: four people in one place?!
 SnackPak_: rip Paul's computer
rabbitgta: yay paul
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 pn55: Don't worry about it.
 notthepenguins: her gear is randomized too
 princess_intell: clearly paul's computer deserves a viking funeral
 pn55: I'm sure she's fine.
 Dog_of_Myth: The ads are coming from inside the game!!!
 BrowneePoints: Did yall see they cast Ashley Johnson as Ellie's Mom?
 LordZarano: !prime
   LoadingReadyRun:  PC all good. I blame OBS
 justthorne: @justthorne I didn't read it that way. I guess I'm just dense
 saucemaster5000: arsenal charm while naked and using fists
  Foxmar320: LOL
 RandomTrivia: @princess_intell Based on what just happens, I think it just got one 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Yep
 SymphonicLolita: 
 princess_intell: to time-out with OBS then
 blip2004: that would be Wrath of God
  Foxmar320: wow
 notthepenguins: she just passively casts rejection, amazing
micalovits: Rude
 princess_intell: wait no
rabbitgta: they all have a little murder hobo in them
DigitalSeahorse: dang
 WetPaperSack: Sure did drop that sweet katana...
 jacqui_lantern234:  whats vine?! 
 TehAmelie: clealry, when all items are randomized, you want to loot, steal, buy and win every single item you can. it's like they're pokemon
 princess_intell: vine is the loins from which the
 princess_intell: *from which the Paul brothers wer birthed
 plummeting_sloth: mmm, ham ballista
 AllTheWeasels: was that a greathammer?
 princess_intell: who's running around in nothing but underwear
twistedsylvan: OH GOD THE HAND
 princess_intell: oh wait that's adam duh-doy
 korvys: They're called "Imaginary Numbers", Wheeler
 saucemaster5000: ooh the ripple blade, was using that during my arcane run
 TehAmelie: is that a pent-dent?
 plummeting_sloth: it's a lumbar puncture of a punch
MoaiGangsta: arcane seems great for a randomized run; extra discovery!
twistedsylvan: it looks vaguely like  a menorah
 saucemaster5000: legit one of the best arcane weapons
 princess_intell: @twistedsylvan omfg it does
 plummeting_sloth: I heart radio lookin sword
 Dog_of_Myth: Remember to like, share, and subscribe or I punch you!
 Kazman20a: isn't the ripplle blade a luck weapon
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 DandyGeek: Yeah, Arcane scaling
 BusTed: Dorf on Combat
 princess_intell: that weapon looks like it'll keep a bonfire(?) for 8 days and nightds
 TehAmelie: and then Otaku Jeffery invented football
 Bugberry: the one albanauric girl spirit you can get can ride certain wolves.
 raulghoulia: Fifa in Elden Ring
 YeetTheRich_: look at that dribbling
Bearudite: spheda
 RandomTrivia:  PAUL
 princess_intell: is this gonna be like 17776 football or normal football
 jacqui_lantern234:  PAUL
 WetPaperSack: Still a better performance than the English side
 RandomTrivia: @princess_intell Yes
 Bugberry: Team Lands Between
 notthepenguins: holy moly godslayers
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul!!
DigitalSeahorse:  
Bearudite: KKona
 notthepenguins: that sword is sick
 princess_intell: if it's 17776 football, we're gonna be here awhile
 jacqui_lantern234: why the fuck is Paul so CONSISTENTLY FUNNY?!?!
 tehfewl: Greatsword or coward
  Foxmar320: Castle Ben
twistedsylvan: Aight, gonna have to keep Rivers of Skill in mind in future
 blip2004: castle morne's courtyard has a lot of things
 princess_intell: @jacqui_lantern234 it's almost like he's been an internet comedian for the last 20 years!
 jacqui_lantern234: @princess_intell big if true 
 RandomTrivia: OOF
  Foxmar320: Paul is savage 
 blip2004: thats just a soulsborne game
 jacqui_lantern234:  ADAM
 princess_intell: good lord this game is pretty
 SnackPak_: that's our job
 RandomTrivia: Paul woke up this morning and selected violence
 YeetTheRich_: uh oh
twistedsylvan: Paul with the haymaker, damn
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul is coming out swinging tonight
noSmokeFire: I hoe the night bird is malenia
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 YeetTheRich_: paul poked the monkeys
 princess_intell: look Adam found someone to antagonize who isn't chat
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 Bugberry: counterpoint, seeing bosses out of place is hilarious
ANeMzero: Paul doesn't engage with social media so he can save all his humor for streams.
 squ3e: Paul couldn't come out swinging, his blows would shatter the earth
twistedsylvan: @YeetTheRich_ rattled the cage
 doubledbear: Oh! it's back!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: open world baby
 doubledbear: how lovely
 jacqui_lantern234: @princess_intell to be fair, Adam antagonizes as he pleases
 pn55: Oh no! Adam's got into the local app data again!
 BusTed: "And also Happy Birthday"
 Orlantia: I like Savidans mighty menorah of mayhem
 princess_intell: fair point! 
 TehAmelie: fan daggers sounds like something the Stabbists would have
 squ3e: "Basilik, look out" Damn Graham where were you in the first Harry Potter book
 princess_intell: @TehAmelie or tumblr fangirls in 2013
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BusTed: All your dreams will come true...
 jacqui_lantern234: hehehehe mine shaft
lazermeow: This is the stream I didn't know I wanted.
 Bugberry: Mog Zombs are the best zombs
Bruceski: @squ3e Second
 Bugberry: oh my stars
  RomanGoro: Great Stars this can't be happening
sorrow_of_aria: Great Stars is my favorite weapon in the game
 princess_intell: a tutor? do i get to go looking for my questing beast?
 Bugberry: I used that weapon so much on my playthrough. Rare Strike+Bleed weapon
 Kazman20a: restores health on kill
 Kramburger: Adam is a generous mentor
 squ3e: @Bruceski Ah guess I shoulda read the book before making that reference
 Kazman20a: or is it on hit
 jacqui_lantern234:  WHEELER YES
 Kramburger: Ben going full ook ook build
 tehfewl: 2 great stars
 saucemaster5000: excuses from wheeler
 princess_intell: typical excuse
twistedsylvan: I JUST WANNA BANG ON DE DRUM ALL DAY -Wheeler, 2022
 electric_claire: I used Great Stars for most of the game, good weapon
 princess_intell: "oh no, i can't give a compliment while i'm being murdered, boo hoo"
 YeetTheRich_: not quick enough on the complimenting
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 kid_flashionable: 40 golden riiiings... something something something... and a hodge podge in a pear tree!
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 Kramburger: Check out George Decay over here
DigitalSeahorse:  sips ginger
 DandyGeek: RIP Wheeler
 RandomTrivia: 
 saucemaster5000: It was a good life
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Skill issue tbh
 Dog_of_Myth: GOTY
 princess_intell: riiiiiiiiiiiiiip
 plummeting_sloth: the spawn location was voted as "death"
 adept_nekomancer: Gravity is a heck of a way for the game to kick you
 raulghoulia: big ask
KeytarCat: Emergent narrative!
 saucemaster5000: spawn wheeler in the middle of lake of rot (crosses fingers)
twistedsylvan: Sounds like Wheeler pissed off Lakitu
 laikagoat:     
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahah
 Sogheim: what is Adam's weapon?
 Mollylele: even time is random here
DigitalSeahorse: 
Cunobelenos:   
  Foxmar320: I believe in team Otaku
 pn55: There are four of you though. 
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 YeetTheRich_: daytime! .... nighttime! ... oh fuck
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 adept_nekomancer: I'm surprised they haven't been attacked by a giant steel ball yet.
DigitalSeahorse:    
 RandomTrivia: #GoLeft
 Bugberry: that fireball attack homes so much
  Foxmar320: Get there!
 RandomTrivia:   
DigitalSeahorse:   
 BusTed: 
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 laikagoat:    
 SymphonicLolita:  
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 pn55: Get bulied!
  Foxmar320:   
micalovits: Easy game!
 underhill33:   
 TehAmelie: that seemed easier than the regular night sentry guy 
  Foxmar320: 
 notthepenguins: nice
 WetPaperSack: 
KeytarCat: yoooo
 lord_wertornion:  
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 plummeting_sloth: imagine... doing damage to draconic sentinel
 SnackPak_: 
twistedsylvan: this was one sided, just not in the direction I expected
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Kramburger: Thanks, GAVIN
 YeetTheRich_: strenght issue
 princess_intell: adam antagonizing the game now 
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 Bugberry: A Strength/Arcane build with Stars can work
 RandomTrivia: https://i.imgur.com/Kvq21Xe.gif
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Bugberry: This area has a madness village that normally has rats
 Pharmacistjudge: I was so tempted to say GAVIN when i was drafting with him and he's on my right
 Sogheim:    Paul!
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/RoundPoisedIguanaHassaanChop-vniaaneJux2vTkK9
KeytarCat: Crowd control Elden Ring when?
twistedsylvan: UH
 saucemaster5000: Mod that allows chat to control the bosses. We would lose, but it'd be fun
micalovits: Oh no
 RandomTrivia: OH MY
  corianderd: 
smoke_knight: True pvp
 notthepenguins: oh YES
 Bugberry: Adding hard mobs was a covenant in the original Dark Souls. Something with Nito.
 SymphonicLolita: twitch plays elden ring you say
 RandomTrivia: Crowd Control Elden Ring would be WILD
rabbitgta: oh chat manipulation
 pn55: Crowd control Elden Ring when?
geckoinasuit: that's called crowd control and it is HELL
 neisan2112: Oh man CC Elden Ring sounds insane
 Kramburger:   
 YeetTheRich_: finally a way to cash in the DoLLRs
 tehfewl: Doot Doot
 aitsu100: crowd control Elden Ring Rando sounds like bus
 TehAmelie: we'll call them the. . .binary stars
 RandomTrivia: ADAM
 princess_intell: i dunno, i'd trust us with elden ring bosses
 DoctorHutch: Doot
 RandomTrivia: 
  Foxmar320: I never could get the horn to drop
 jacqui_lantern234: theres a REALLY GOOD reason i do my EVERYTHING to get Cori to love me. i fear her wrath 
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 betweenmyself: Big dooter just wanted to play Trombone Champ   
 princess_intell: @jacqui_lantern234 cori.... and not heather??
 BusTed: roll credits
  Foxmar320: Ive done Crowd Control Sonic Mania and that was amazing
DigitalSeahorse: I couldn't hear what Alex just said
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: James did CrowdControl Minecraft. It did not go well 
 Bugberry: I got really lucky with the big horn drop, but never got the really big horn to drop
 jacqui_lantern234: @princess_intell i mean, both, but i know what to expect from Heather more than Cori
 pn55: Alex is a little quieter than the others.
the_tarabyte: ^
 aitsu100: the last CC i was in was Super Mario Sunshine and that allows chat to restart the opening cutscene
 princess_intell: hey, arson only happens on CDHC by accident
 notthepenguins: there's a church up there...
 saucemaster5000: I spent way too long killing penguins to craft the item drop increase consumables
 TehAmelie: hey, i also like running around with at least 200 bucks on me
 notthepenguins: there's a church near you you should probably hit first
 zerragonoss: ^
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Remember when James did CrowdControl Minecraft, and Chat nearly instantly summoned the End Dragon and the Wither?
 notthepenguins: up above the village
 whydustin: ooo seamless
  Foxmar320: 
 notthepenguins: OH
twistedsylvan: A LOT JUST HAPPENED
 Bugberry: it's a party in that chasm
 Dog_of_Myth: ORB
 BusTed: 
twistedsylvan: Dragon Kight? Orb? Easy. Lobster? Aw hell naw
 princess_intell: all hail crab
ashesandmochi: ball and lobster sounds like the name of a pub of a certain nature
 saucemaster5000: got a lot of arcane, that ripple blade will get beefy quick
micalovits: Some would say that vigor is never bad
 whydustin: whipman no use whip?
 NewtyNewts: Just roll 3d6 for point spend
 TehAmelie: !findquote vit
  LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon [2015-03-13]
Bearudite: powerful look
Glaciopolimer: the drip
Nicarrow subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 72 months!
 Nicarrow: HI all
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 betweenmyself: @whydustin ball gloves make whip wielding…  untenable 
  Foxmar320: The helm is a statement
 notthepenguins: I've seen that glitch occasionally
 Bugberry: did the erdtree avatar die?
 notthepenguins: the enemy felled thing
 YeetTheRich_: it's like only wearing shoes and nothing else, it makes you feel more naked than wearing nothing at all
  Foxmar320: lol
 northos: huh, interesting that the ballista guy seems to spawn with his own ballista
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 princess_intell: mood
 plummeting_sloth: finally, the Honey I shrunk the Kids combat Sim I always wanted
twistedsylvan: can someone please save that quote
 TehAmelie: i guess they must have been sweet talking
 laikagoat: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Andrew!!
thraximore: 
 northos: ANDREW
 princess_intell: ANDREW
micalovits: Yeees Wheeler!
 notthepenguins: Andrew omg
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 RandomTrivia: 
Cardune: lol
geckoinasuit: what did i come back to
 northos: WHEELER
goatprince: it's true, wheeler isn't lying
 plummeting_sloth: it's called FLAGGING Adam
DEATHlikescats subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
 DEATHlikescats: 31! I'm saying that's good luck cus it's backwards 13.
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 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/GiantBusySnakeMoreCowbell-NiQ4dAuRBpuqlhlA
 YeetTheRich_: speaking of gays, happy birthday kiefer
 GhostValv: glamminati
noSmokeFire: adam, you're mixing up vampire the masquerade lore with queer culture
 TehAmelie: you knocked that guy into next week
twistedsylvan: @NotCainNorAbel thank you!
 Pharmacistjudge: umm....aren't they highly connected?
 princess_intell: @noSmokeFire what's even the difference anyway
 WhiteWizard42: honestly, how many straight people play VtM?
 notthepenguins: big bird
 princess_intell: that crow is ALL MOUTH WTF
 YeetTheRich_: caCAW
 BusTed: 
 BusTed: go birds
 princess_intell: storm crow, more like HURRICANE CROW
 fastlane250: chimken nugest
DigitalSeahorse: happy birthday and unbirthday, everyone
 WetPaperSack: THERE'S a reference for you
 niccus: i can smell the chicken in the air tonight. oh lord
 TheOtherTrevor: normal-ish
 northos: "no, a bunch of tiny ones"
 princess_intell: when someone says "elden ring" and any animal in the same sentence, i'm assuming it's some kind if eldritch horror
 betweenmyself: The Sneak King 
epsilon_vee: not a burger king, a burger peasant
twistedsylvan: @princess_intell except the turtles, they're pretty chill
 saucemaster5000: Only Elden Ring would have two different things that could be referred to as the "Burger King Guy"
DigitalSeahorse: Tree
 YeetTheRich_: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah there's a burger king guy
 princess_intell: @twistedsylvan but are they really? or are they making preperations?
Xed_Regulus: Did you hear about the guy in South Carolina who was arrested for tattooing a minor in a McDonald's without a license?
 RandomTrivia: So the Burger King is Florida Man?
 RandomTrivia: That makes way too much sense
 princess_intell: @Xed_Regulus that sure is a bunch of words that make grammatical sense
 korvys: Is Hungry Jack also in the game?
 betweenmyself: Elden Ring needs more Hamburglars 
 Pharmacistjudge: sneak king is a florida man...makes sense
 RandomTrivia: @Xed_Regulus ... there's a LOT to unpack theree
twistedsylvan: I feel like we just discovered a missing link in the evolution of Florida Man
 SnackPak_: I always thought of Florida men as more of a Waffle House guy
 fastlane250: they just have a pre-existing ignition, it's fine.
 Kazman20a: just need the golden sheep art of war
 betweenmyself: Does that make Elden Ring goblins Target Kids?
 princess_intell: @betweenmyself sure why not
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 TehAmelie: okay chat, turn your things off and on again
 TehAmelie: meds, legs, fluids, etc
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 saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie turned my heart off and now I'm getting an error message every time I try to boot back up....
whizg5: !song
 TehAmelie: oops
whizg5: ?song
whizg5: $song
 princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 what error message are you getting
  Juliamon: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
DigitalSeahorse:       
whizg5: what song
 saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 "Ask Again Later"
DigitalSeahorse:  
 TehAmelie: might have to do a hard reset to fix that. do you have a tulpa to spare?
  Juliamon: This is from the Glory Days Remix album
 RandomTrivia: Hopefully the slide will come around that tells us which track this is
whizg5: is this minecraft
DigitalSeahorse:  
 RandomTrivia: It's one of the Rose in a Field remixes I think, not sure which one
Spluuga: Ugh I hate the tingling error when rebooting limbs
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 TehAmelie: err i mean kalpa
  Juliamon: It's by C418, so Minecraft-adjacent
DigitalSeahorse pats Spluuga
whizg5: ive herd it before
 princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 well bud, i think what ya got to do here is drop it about 3 inches like an old Macentosh
 betweenmyself: I’m sure it’s technically unfeasible, butI would love to see one of those automated death chariots from the underground tombs just barreling around out in the open.
 RandomTrivia: I was right, it's literally "A Rose in a Field (C418 Remix)
Spluuga purrs
OhaiMireiya: it's because the base tune is from Zelda
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: 
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  Juliamon: A cloak to hide his shame
micalovits: Pants are overrated anyway
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 plummeting_sloth: bone farms and harmony
OhaiMireiya: @whizg5 the base of the tune is zelda's lullaby, but I don't know how to find that remix =3
noSmokeFire: carcinization strikes again
 plummeting_sloth: surely the crabs have boned
 princess_intell: should i pout until sheep appear?
 NewtyNewts: Guess we have time to gab now
 princess_intell: p r a i s e t o c r a b
 northos: ADAM
 Dog_of_Myth: 
lochnessseammonster: 
Lithobraker: good joke. adam.
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 plummeting_sloth: if some weird monster were to do that for example
 HadesLeprechaun: so, the real question: could one of the main bosses be a sheep
 HadesLeprechaun: oh hey, Paul on it right as I was typing, lol
 RandomTrivia: Or could any random sheep actually be a major boss?
 SnackPak_: F
 princess_intell: F
 BusTed: Immediately effed
 princess_intell: is that a scorpion tail?????
 TehAmelie: game: "you said  us" right?
 Bugberry: you have to hit it in the head
 northos: @princess_intell it's...certainly some kind of a tail
Kramburger: Zamor? I don't remember the Fallingstar Beast in Black panther
 princess_intell: you just have to plant your feet and stab real hard
 IsaTheEngie: It's not a fully-grown one so I don't think it makes AOEs so big it fills the entire gaol
 princess_intell: and believe in the magic of friendship
Bunoc1: hit the weak spot for massive damage.
Chesul: I had to cheese most of these.
 Bugberry: I had to brute force the harder version by overleveling
 Kramburger: It takes some doing and I ckipped it on my two NG+ playthroughs
 betweenmyself: Adam’s character carrying on the legacy of Agatha Fisty, minus the whole “exploding-heads-via-application-of-knuckles” thing…
 MilkInBags: big damage 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Kramburger: Should been the fallingstar beast of ZaLESS
 BrowneePoints: what about the fallingbeast of Zaless?
 MilkInBags: oh yeah adam, why is that?
 RandomTrivia: I mean, Elden Ring is certainly no less of a rhythm game than Mozart Requiem that they played last night
 Bugberry: I believ the theory is it's a larva form of Astel.
 RandomTrivia: Honestly, probably moreso
 IsaTheEngie: this is a regular fallingstar beast. the fully grown ones have a different head
 Astrovore: Does Adam have no weapon as a punishment or?
 ylegm: Adam is just the grizzled war correspondent
 MilkInBags: not a punishment, he just plays like that
 ylegm: along for the ride
 Astrovore: right 
 RandomTrivia: OUCh
 plummeting_sloth: meep meep
 NewtyNewts: Foregone conclusion.mp4
 princess_intell: oh good lord
 Kramburger: Ja Rule bless the Wiki contributors and keep them safe
 RandomTrivia: I believe that's usually described as a "sponge" 
 Verrain2: That rock thing should be a Pokemon.
 princess_intell: "normal" poison
 betweenmyself: Wonder how far along everyone will be before they eventually happen across the Mimic Tear boss 
 Kramburger: ANDREW
Bearudite: greezy ez pz
 RandomTrivia: ANDREW
 MilkInBags: 
 jacqui_lantern234: jeBOWra
 MilkInBags: maybe use a weapon, adam 
 matthaus_c: when you grab a couple whips
 NewtyNewts: Maybe when you stat up a bit?
Bearudite: when you stop punchin
 Kramburger: Maybe your should try a better build Adam
 RandomTrivia: 
Angreed66: You had your time already today Adam
 betweenmyself: Sadly Adam has been relegated to party mascot 
 BrowneePoints: Adam's there to be handsome and charismatic
 Verrain2: Woof. That is one nasty bull scorpion beetle thing.
 Kramburger: Fucking two whips Savidan still wondering why his damage sucks
 plummeting_sloth: oh, i know a good weapon... WHIPS
 saucemaster5000: I mean, Adam has High arcane and an A scaling arcane weapon
 YeetTheRich_: !whips
 laikagoat:   whip build  
twistedsylvan: You're right Adam, all good generals lead from the back
 matthaus_c: good lube
 YeetTheRich_: !summon
  LRRbot: Adam is doing this boss whips only, no summons, why? because he can!
 BrowneePoints: Grease...what a mediocre musical
 grgriffin3: I preferred Sword Grease, personally
 Kramburger: "Before I couldn't even spell Officer now I are one"
noSmokeFire: the arcane scaling on the ripple sword is supposed to give good grease scaling
Angreed66: Cowards live
 DeM0nFiRe: You think General Mills was on the front lines when he invented Cinammon Toast Crunch?
 Verrain2: Get some last rites.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Donkey.
 BrowneePoints: freakin Billy Boyd
 BrowneePoints: has Adam seen that video of Billy Boyd freaking out over Heimerdinger?
 Kramburger: Maybe it thinks you're pretty
 plummeting_sloth: get stuffed in the corner angle boy
 BrowneePoints: wow this reminds me of some blitzed out nights at Pride
 Kramburger: Anyone remember Drillbit Taylor?
 grgriffin3: Man, Sanguinius seems really angry with you guys for some reason
twistedsylvan: ya know, I think Adam's real weapons this run are his squires
 NewtyNewts: Yup, it wasn't a boss.
twistedsylvan: the weapons are the friends we made along the way
noSmokeFire: @twistedsylvan like the pokemon dark souls mod
 plummeting_sloth: ah, a nice repeatable boss
 saucemaster5000: And then Adam will take on the fallingstar beast again
 NewtyNewts: Jarberg!
 Bugberry: It's in the eastern part of off a cliff
 matthaus_c: Adam, slathering grease all over his arm, ready to give this Beast the time of its life
 BrowneePoints: Greasy Fists was my Stage Name
 plummeting_sloth: Otaku Jeff, the Greasy Strangler
ghyllnox: Just grease up your entire fist
 TehAmelie: basically like cheesing the capra demon
 DandyGeek: It will be marked on their maps, too - this seed I selected to have the map open at start to save the trouble
 Verrain2: Where did you apply the posion?  All over my skin.  is that a problem?
GirlPainting: poisoned with twitch comments.....emotional deeeeeemage
 TehAmelie: how many different moves would you say this thing has like 5000?
ghyllnox: Have some weed
 plummeting_sloth: "uuuuh, hey... anybody got some pots. Any kind of pot, really"
 DandyGeek: it doesn't have to be a quality pots, just any old junk
noSmokeFire: @plummeting_sloth they're legal in Victoria, you know
 Verrain2: Any old iron, any old iron.
 BrowneePoints: Poop Scootin Boogie
 TehAmelie: i know, maybe you can sit down with your laptop and trick it into sitting on your laptop
twistedsylvan: oh thanks Graham, now I'm thinking about what this thing's poop is like
 Kramburger: Wasn't Poop Scoot that show with Goofy?
 niccus: for sale: baby wipes, never used
twistedsylvan: does it even poop? Does it have a mouth or just mandibles? Where would its butthole be?
 TehAmelie: for sale: body pillow, never dried
  Juliamon: twistedsylvan maybe that's not a tail
Jug_R_Not: Swing them hambones
 blip2004: I beat the game with dual great hammers
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NewtyNewts: Got combo'd
 RandomTrivia: This randomizer has logic, right? 
 plummeting_sloth: Well, now that you've said that, they're going to be here for 2 hours more at least
twistedsylvan: @Juliamon oh cool, this design gets even grosser. Thanks!
 Wicker_Guide: Remember Ben this is a curated experience and we should be able to see Miyazaki's vision 
 saucemaster5000: I for one always found the fallingstar beasts cute
 DandyGeek: I feel Miyazaki would appreciate that this is somewhat tailored to annoy/horrify these specific players ^_^
ANeMzero: can't believe the game doesn't randomize the wandering mausoleums.
 YeetTheRich_: oh god
 matthaus_c: lmao
 NewtyNewts: Salbinauric
  corianderd: perfect
 BusTed: It's called fashion.
 AllTheWeasels: 11/10 no notes
twistedsylvan: is that the Yoko Taro helmet?
  corianderd: i want all the academy dudes to have albinauric heads tooo
 AllTheWeasels: that shop is deece
 saucemaster5000: I'd approve of the albinaurics taking over raya lucaria
noSmokeFire: did adam get his bell bearing?
ANeMzero: how can the blade be red hot and wet? 🤔
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twistedsylvan: @ANeMzero is lava wet? Beacuse if so...
 saucemaster5000: blade of miquellame more like
 TehAmelie: G, R, R and M
micalovits: Radahn is also pretty good tbf
 BrowneePoints: most of the bosses are G R and M
 plummeting_sloth: I do want to see a Radahn right in an arena with a roof
 IsaTheEngie: I like the radagon fight specifically
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 SymphonicLolita: sub ocean Get 
 Rustpile: I remember the Elden Ring intro talked about someone named Dung Eater. Can you fight them?
 RandomTrivia: 
 AllTheWeasels: Sounds like a skill gap - pretty deep one
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam, the Fell Omen
Lithobraker: Does it count as fighting Gideon if you don't get to shout NEEEEEEERRRD
 YeetTheRich_: adeon the all knowin
 Mr_Horrible: Adam, Natural-born of the Void
 Wicker_Guide: Dung Eater is fightable in base game
 BusTed: No no, that's "ah-DOHM"
IzlanntheLion: Gidian the Boeing has greats discounts on flights around the the holidays
  RomanGoro: Rustpile nope, they're an NPC you get to consensually torture
 Kramburger: Adam, Adagon, Adamia, Fire Adam
 NewtyNewts: Boudician
 Getter404: Pay no attention to the DLC boss, Sanders Brandonon
 IsaTheEngie: I don't even know what people from utica call themselves
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 Kramburger: This whole game is just otaku jeff's walk of shame
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 Rustpile: @RomanGoro Ahhh, neat!
IzlanntheLion: can you bear to fave him
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 TehAmelie: the stanky arm?
 plummeting_sloth: the sexiest dance
 Mattmitchell45: I should rewatch that movie
PadawanTK16: claymore is in stormveil
PadawanTK16: only remember because it is the weapon I used for a fair amount of ds3
 TehAmelie: we have achieved snips and snails AND dragon tails
 Wicker_Guide: that was definitely supposed to be the divebomb attack
 RandomTrivia: Wait is someone actually trying pyromancy? 
 RedRaptor: Ant or Bear is a pretty straightforward This or That.
 plummeting_sloth: the bear thinks he's people
 Kramburger: Ants freak me out man, every since that Animorphs book where they morph into ants and nearly get ripped in two in the ants nest
 DeM0nFiRe: "Oh my god, is that Orlando Bloom" -- Bear
 TehAmelie: maybe the AI has to figure out a lot here
 AllTheWeasels:  Adam
 RandomTrivia: 
 northos: how is THIS the most horny LRR stream
 YeetTheRich_: !adult
  LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
the_tarabyte: oh no
 UnkeptFlea: Adam has ascended, he is now Otaku Jeff Goldbloom
Haroldholmes25: @northos have you seen who is on it
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 BrowneePoints: part of the 1%? did Wheeler become a San Fran/East End NYC Gay?
 northos: @northos fair lol
 plummeting_sloth: mmm, always eat your liver Adam. It's good for you
 RandomTrivia: 
 TehAmelie: if you dry your liver, does it become lightningproof? no one will ever know
  corianderd: ohhh I was seeing man in the iron mask
 plummeting_sloth: Kingdom of Schnieder
 saucemaster5000: Release the Shchneider Cut of Little Nicky
 doubledbear: Who was the man in the iron mask again?
 TehAmelie: it has its moments. but it gets really funny compared to some differing historical accounts
twistedsylvan: tbh the mask just reminds me of The King in Yellow
 Mattmitchell45: Be on the lookout for Stanley Tucci...because that is a Big Night
 northos: !advice
  LRRbot: Be a bottom.
Lithobraker: Respect the 1v1
 YeetTheRich_: @LRRbot o7
 plummeting_sloth: place your bets
 northos: Let Them Solo Each Other
 BusTed: fade away jumper!
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 plummeting_sloth: it does feel like a bunch of tolders taking down an adult
 niccus: gotta take whatever spanking you can get
twistedsylvan: It is Spanking Simulator, sometimes you are spanking, sometimes you are spanked
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Kramburger: Rivers of Mill(house)
 northos: would you rather fight four Otaku-sized Jeffries or one Jeffrey-sized Otaku
 RandomTrivia: Although LRRbot's advice would suggest intending to *get* spanked, which doesn't sound like good advice for a Souls game 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 raulghoulia: give me that spear, peck
 RandomTrivia:  Wheeler
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 underhill33: god dammit
 laikagoat: D:
  corianderd: rude
DigitalSeahorse: everyone is the king
ANeMzero: dog!
 HadesLeprechaun: Ben that is clearly a dog
twistedsylvan: Dog?
 pn55: 
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaa
 plummeting_sloth: he's HURTING the turtle, not killing it obvs
DigitalSeahorse: noooo
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: 
Haroldholmes25: 
 ylegm: kill dog?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 laikagoat:   
twistedsylvan: ADAM
 RandomTrivia: In the immortal words of Keizaron: "What kind of rando-?!"
 Wicker_Guide: +8 banished halberd
DigitalSeahorse:  turtle 
 SymphonicLolita: mroww
 RandomTrivia: MySpace! 
 NewtyNewts: Meow?
 saucemaster5000: rowr
 DeM0nFiRe: Cat!
 IsaTheEngie: Myspace! 
 BrowneePoints: Andrew's loud kitty!
DigitalSeahorse: kitty
 Wicker_Guide: I wish you could get this guy's cape
 RandomTrivia: For those in Chat unaware, Andrew's cat MySpace has what he calls "smoker's meow"
 saucemaster5000: arcane also affects the effectiveness of grease on some weapons
tdfox12: hi everyone
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Bugberry: Arcane specifically scale the status if it scales in Arcane
Ryxiene:   
DigitalSeahorse: Myspace   
 pn55: Oh Adam's unleashed now!
 plummeting_sloth: "We've freed this castle for you dude... also die"
 Mattmitchell45: They still have the boss of Castle Morne
tsmtg: That’s the shake weight function
 RandomTrivia: Oh Adam is doing DAMAGE
DigitalSeahorse:    
twistedsylvan: Adam's damage went up by about x10
 saucemaster5000: casual hero's rune there
 RandomTrivia: Uhhhh, Adam I don't think your shoulders are supposed to do that...
 raulghoulia: Adam, you fiend
 YeetTheRich_: spin to win
the_tarabyte: Question is, is Adam gonna use those runes?
 gualdhar: Adam is attacking me personally and I hate it
 Kramburger: Health is only good if you're planning to get hit
 niccus: i never plan to get hit
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 Wicker_Guide: spectral spear was probably my most used ash of war in this game
 RandomTrivia: 
 NewtyNewts: 
 saucemaster5000: Turtle Pope is so dead as soon as they find him
 plummeting_sloth: my weapon is entirely powered by dead turles
 Its_VeeBot: "i hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff"
DigitalSeahorse: ;p;
 RandomTrivia: 
 Its_VeeBot: Back at it again at the castle
 Mattmitchell45: Perfect
 Its_VeeBot: Smash cut to Adam's grave
twistedsylvan: hello highlight reel
 Mazrae: did I miss it?
 doubledbear: gimmick infringment
DigitalSeahorse: nope one more hour
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/CulturedBusyChimpanzeeCurseLit-cDqd1J8y7pu0i70A
DigitalSeahorse: and one more   
DigitalSeahorse: I think*
 Mazrae: whoooo I just made it home from work and saw that this was going on and right when I tuned in it looked like the closing screen for a moment
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh snap, Elden ring
DigitalSeahorse: I been trying to not feel dizzy while watching
DigitalSeahorse: queezy all week isn't fun
 doubledbear: Someday Elden will get her ring back.
 saucemaster5000: @Mazrae the only real important thing you missed was Adam betraying Wheeler and killing an innocent turtle.
 Zanzabar_: Someone tell adam its thats not how a cliff hanger works.
Angreed66: Adam betrayed us all
 Wicker_Guide: hey, Whjeeler was on board when he thought the drop might be randomized from that dog
 TehAmelie: i know, we'll just place an object within Elden's Roche limit!
 Mazrae: shit I wish that I was able to watch that live but I'll just have to see it in the vod
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 distrustingspectator: who farted!!!
 noa2828: 4 Lads, 1 Ring
GirlPainting: @Adam, what ash of war was the one where you can throw your hellberd?
DigitalSeahorse: 
GirlPainting: ah there, spectral lance...never mind ^^
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's like a mini Bolt of Gransax
 saucemaster5000: Placudisax one time
 NewtyNewts: Adam has a build now!
 plummeting_sloth: "Are you Ghost Dad?" Please, Ghost Dad was my father, call me Spectral Lance
 BusTed: There's still more space dust on this book.
thraximore: Adam, you're supposed to whiff after saying something like that not something awesome
 pn55: I mean, they should at least stand a better chance of beating bosses now that Adam is also doing decent damage.
DigitalSeahorse: what's in books 1-23?
 DandyGeek: all the good recipes, I think >.>
thraximore: not bad
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: oh deer
DigitalSeahorse: what is that?
thraximore: 
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:32:13.
 noa2828: Scarlet Rot is my dancing name
thraximore: the random deer 
DigitalSeahorse:  flower of antirot
 BrowneePoints: that's a Burrito Adam
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Place your bets, I'm betting Leonin Misbegotten was replaced with Misbegotten + Crucible Knight
 RandomTrivia: That sounds bad
 Mr_Horrible: the 400,000 damage dogs, Big Boss's special unit
 Kazman20a: its a dragon bear
DigitalSeahorse:  
 blip2004: its rune bear
 Mattmitchell45: Bear is driving the car
 TehAmelie: zomg it's Gail Simone
 SymphonicLolita: time for bear
 noa2828: The fix was adding lore as to why this dog gan 1 shot you
 niccus: bear bear bear bear
 plummeting_sloth: eh, it's an okay runebear
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I hope it's the way overtuned Vaelid one
 MTGRanger: Aaahhhh! A bear! (Bite! Bite! Bite!)
DigitalSeahorse:   bs doge
thraximore: they fixed that yes
 northos: catbear!
 Mr_Horrible: I'm just fingers crossed for Radagon every time
 RandomTrivia: 
 MurphEP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: giga damage
thraximore: bear o_0
 Mr_Horrible: Adam: "It's called zoning"
 plummeting_sloth: plus, this way you don't ahve to give the sword back to the guy you killed for the sweet halbard
 pn55: I like how Adam is now exclusively using the ranged attack. A true general leading his troops.
DigitalSeahorse:  felled
 RandomTrivia: ADAM
Ersas: Bearly a Challenge 
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Did they ever fight Patches?
 korvys: a +8 dog?
thraximore: sweet victoryyyyy
 UnkeptFlea: so he might get to use that dragon stone after all?
DigitalSeahorse: Ersas  cute bear
 noa2828: There's a chest here with updog
 saucemaster5000: you left kevin and he murdered joe pesci like 50 times
 BrowneePoints: so they're your ESQUIRES?
 RandomTrivia: 
 Mr_Horrible: Is this... the Hapsburgs? 
 AllTheWeasels: 
Ersas: @DigitalSeahorse 
 RealGamerCow: Is that 9 years?  I think it is.
 laikagoat:   
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahahaha
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 YeetTheRich_: astel is not impressed
 Mr_Horrible: for definitions of "actual"
 RandomTrivia: Pfffft
 DeM0nFiRe: Astel Used Hyperbeam
DigitalSeahorse: Ersas 
 RandomTrivia: "You call THAT a ranged attack? THIS is a ranged attack!"
 SymphonicLolita: wearin em down!
 plummeting_sloth: just want this chode to teleport himself off the bridge
 noa2828: "What do you take me for? Some dumbass bear?"
DigitalSeahorse: 
 YeetTheRich_: is astel stuck?
 matthaus_c: old man's still got it! *whiffs*
 Mr_Horrible: he's actively gamebing
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Astel is such a cool looking boss
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So creepy
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 northos: OW
 RandomTrivia: Well that's a RUDE AOE
micalovits: Seems like that vigor was a good choice!
 TehAmelie: that hole in its skull is clearly the shape of USA, right?
GirlPainting: Adam got saved by its 1 point in health ^^
Ersas: I cannot look at Astel and not hear "Dino DNA" from Jurassic Park. 
 Mazrae: I need to watch more of this game, it's so visually stunning and I know that I would have no chance in trying to play this
DigitalSeahorse: no ad, I don't want a spicy thing
 matthaus_c: it's not always you see the very last point of Vigour matter
 Kramburger: Otaku Jeff is as thick as Lava and twice as hot
 Mr_Horrible: a small price to pay (for us)
 saucemaster5000: an accurate one though
 northos: and the correct one 
 RandomTrivia: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 pn55: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 niccus: that's ten times worse
Bearudite: they were gonna die eventually anyway
 laikagoat: manslaughter at the very least
 plummeting_sloth: murder is a strong and accurate word
KeytarCat: Harvesting
 asthanius: Last hit wins
noSmokeFire: killing him now just saves time killing him later
 noa2828: Real genocidal there Adam
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Culling is a STRONGER word though
ashteranic: shame andrew isn't here for this 
 Gascitygaming: Just got here, any links to the mods being used or more info?
 Mr_Horrible: I can't remember, can you jump over Astel's shockwaves?
 HadesLeprechaun: I'm sure he'd be fine with it if he knew all the good it was going towards
Ryxiene:   
 SnackPak_: 
 laikagoat:     
theneatestburrito: the god
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 BusTed: gottemmm
 niccus: one death is a tragedy, a thousand deaths is adam going off
 matthaus_c: lmao
Ersas: Hahaha
 asthanius: Who got last hit?
 SymphonicLolita:   
DigitalSeahorse:     
 pn55:   
 A_Dub888:    
 RandomTrivia:    
Ryxiene:   
 TehAmelie: 
 Mr_Horrible:   
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 plummeting_sloth: well... that wasn't worth it
 AllTheWeasels: Love Astel giving you the finger on the way out
 Gascitygaming:   
theneatestburrito:   
 Kramburger: It's finger time my dude
noSmokeFire: it gave you the finger 
 Mr_Horrible: Astel flipping you the double deuce in death
 BusTed: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 saucemaster5000: touchdown emoji
 laikagoat:     
 matthaus_c: 
DigitalSeahorse:    
Bearudite:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Lithobraker: You didn't murder them, you liquidated them.
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Astel giving 2 middle fingers as it dies
 MTGRanger:    
Ersas: Dizzy Knife strikes again
lochnessseammonster: 
iarethel0ser:   
JinaMahavira:   
Boon_33:  
 Gascitygaming:   
 methodical_monk:   
theneatestburrito: I love that Adam has a No Good emote.
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/BenevolentOriginalMonkeyResidentSleeper-nRyML44v4BDHveox
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Random armor
 Electrodyne: CFL legend Warren Moon was a touchdown enthusiast
 laikagoat: we saw them last time
  corianderd: yeah that was....
 noa2828: The godskin are so... undulous
 methodical_monk:  
 Dog_of_Myth: hahah
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
 asthanius: OH
 betweenmyself: I’m partial to Yeti 
thraximore: nice fit, Fia
 matthaus_c: Adam is on fire tonight
Lithobraker: Honk!
 asthanius: That is a very open shirt
warboss5: Did they mod Fia?
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't freeze your baby.
 SnackPak_: has anyone checked that she's still dead?
Bearudite: sounds A-Paul-ing
 plummeting_sloth: the greeves probably make less comfy hugs
 northos: @warboss5 she's just got random gear, and happened to roll, uh, that
 Mr_Horrible: "Adam we've gotten some complaints of you flaunting your +8 halberd"
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 saucemaster5000: you know what he means
warboss5: LetAdamSoloHer?
Fanklok: I hope the final boss is replaced by Mad Pumpkinhead
 Mr_Horrible: 
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 Kramburger: Did you bring enough halberd for the rest of the class?
ThorSokar: my complaint is that it's not a +9
DigitalSeahorse:  
noSmokeFire: ben invades and kills everyone
DigitalSeahorse: oops
thraximore: ALEX
 Kramburger: ALEX
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
 noa2828: Hal Byrd, inventor of the halberd
DigitalSeahorse: wipwopwop
 plummeting_sloth: piddly, really
 hieroglyphica: Alex, i didn't realize you felt that way about us...
 betweenmyself: Adam gonna smack them in the mouth, give em a case of Halberdtosis 
 warboss5: To be fair, he deserves it
 methodical_monk: +8 is measly compared to +25
 saucemaster5000: Gostoc deserves this
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Godrick stole his arm though
 hieroglyphica: He LOCKS you in the room with that knight!
 plummeting_sloth: I mean, he might not
 hieroglyphica: He attempts to murder you!
 Kramburger: Now WE have a store
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: He needs runes to buy a new one
 noa2828: This is Sean of the Dead beating the zombie with pool sticks
 hieroglyphica: He is a dirty quisling
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: F
thraximore: 
 plummeting_sloth: like, we already got an ancient dragon smithing stone
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse:   
zeathean: Nope you can go around
 warboss5: Wooooops, softlock
 SnackPak_: culled him
OhaiMireiya: it was an accident!
thraximore: it IS Adam
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What's a turtle? A dog?
 saucemaster5000: Adam's gonna be culling half of victoria if you aren't respectful
7gorobei: stone cold culler
Bearudite: more like longSNORED
 plummeting_sloth: dang, rune 9 though
 drewm1022: Long S words for three hundred, Alex.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: did we ever go over and get a lantern?
Mashamino: sesquipedalian?
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: That's Gideon's trash Destructo Disc spell
 MrGibberish: Here’s a long S word
 MrGibberish: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
thraximore: depends on if you're an NPC
  corianderd: welllllll
 plummeting_sloth: you're not required to answer that
 noa2828: Nooooo Adam, not at all
DigitalSeahorse: Adam is likeable
 saucemaster5000: careful he has the item to kick you out of the world
 TehAmelie: Adam is the Cuphead champion
lochnessseammonster: supremely? nah
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 taruan: I miss the brief times when Otaku Jeffrey wears a shirt
 northos: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
Ersas: It's the Culling Cup, you uncultured swine  
 BusTed: Berserker's Barrage
 matthaus_c: who's in the garage!
Lysander_salamander: can you trade between characters in this mod?
thraximore: who's in the garage
 asthanius: Car Hole
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: trade might be a strong word
 saucemaster5000: He keeps adding arms to the chevy, king's weirdf
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I forgot about that, 20 houra of whips does a lot to a man's brain
 Scy_Anide: You gotta respect the 1v1
goatprince: goat
 plummeting_sloth: please, don't let me get in between your fight with my underling
thraximore: OH
 northos: huh
 AllTheWeasels: 
ashteranic: rofl
 plummeting_sloth: HA
 matthaus_c: neat
 YeetTheRich_: O,o
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Or redeem it for whips
Mashamino: ohhhhh
 noa2828: aw rats
thraximore: luckyyyyy
thraximore: oh it's just there
 notthepenguins: you need a great Rune to unlock the shop sadly
 matthaus_c: ahh the grafted spider
 matthaus_c: peak enemy design
 warboss5: That feels extremely unfair
 warboss5: Even for Elden Ring
Lysander_salamander: I hate the hand-spider so much
 noa2828: El Spidro Graftante
Jug_R_Not: What is his shield attached to on his back??
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: After they defeat Tibia Mariner The Grafted
 BrowneePoints: BWUH
Bearudite: bwah
 noa2828: @Jug_R_Not Really tight shoulderblades
Jug_R_Not: @noa2828 should have guessed
noSmokeFire: godrick ain't right
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 Kramburger: To quote Drawfee "I don't feel so good, Bobby-chan"
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Worst enemy in the game, hate those prawns
 DeM0nFiRe: Gagaga
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 warboss5: Bye Adam
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha*
 laikagoat: 
 GhostValv: 
 pn55: 
ashteranic: rofl adam
 warboss5: F
 plummeting_sloth: DISPAIR
 RandomTrivia: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Despair 
 iamthemidboss: is adam's helm meant for trickle down economics?
 YeetTheRich_: otaku james
Haroldholmes25: adam got the james urge
 A_Dub888: Adam "James Turner" Savidan
ashteranic: he was so close to a bonfire :`D
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Kramburger: huhuhuhuhuhu
DipneaDragon: is there a link to see the modlist they are using?
 noa2828: The Hitchcock ones?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 Kramburger: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 control_rig: Uhhhh
 warboss5: Not just an archer, but an ARCANE archer, lol
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlitheSpikyDiscPMSTwin-RoDd4LOqleq4vKw-
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao was that a car hornin the background at the same time it started fire breathing?
 DeM0nFiRe: That was perfectly timed
 Kramburger: Jankle the ankle
 asthanius: Get those feet
Ersas: Shank the Ank!
DigitalSeahorse:  
 noa2828: Golem is NOT into  feet stuff
Lysander_salamander: 
thraximore: "that STILL only counts as one!"
 matthaus_c: some appreciation is in order
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Crucible Knight time
Ryxiene: 
 laikagoat: after?
 saucemaster5000: This is why you don't give Adam power
OhaiMireiya: it's a great hat / bird bath
 methodical_monk: The +8 is to sass
 Mr_Horrible: Adam after he gets his chase trinket from the Great Vault
 plummeting_sloth: insufferable when he does too much damage, insufferable when he doesn't do enough damage
 matthaus_c: this is -exactly- why you give Adam power
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 control_rig: How many Arcs are you on?
TinyClans: push him off
 Kramburger: Call him Ned Starkrunes
 matthaus_c: basilisks are just friendly little guys
TinyClans: son, you have a bowl on your head
IzlanntheLion: hell yeah brother
micalovits: Sure did, can't wait for it to come out in... 3 years probably
 IsaTheEngie: i hope they let us turn off the camera shake
 saucemaster5000: what does he drop?
ButterBall000: Is it Roger or Chris?
thraximore: huh
thraximore: not bad
 matthaus_c: grease and string are the only two things you need to have a good time
Fanklok: Rogier is selling whips?
TinyClans: kind of want to pour cereal on his head
IzlanntheLion: Adam who you want in the roaster?
 plummeting_sloth: one day i'll be smart enough to use this sword
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Engvall is pretty good
 Kramburger: noooooo
thraximore: now adam's doing it 
 matthaus_c: love the hands
 control_rig: Throw hands
 BrowneePoints: okay so Heimerdinger and Ziggs
 MrGibberish: As apopposed
 plummeting_sloth: Banished Knight Engvall is summoned and goes "here's your sign"
DigitalSeahorse: there is a chest, yours
micalovits: Best girl is allready confirmed, so don't care who else gets added
 noa2828: What about.... yassified Teemo?
 saucemaster5000: Project L is an anagram for "Oops All Yordles"
 MrGibberish: As opposed to as the actual rat, Twitch?
KeytarCat: Is there a grab attack art for the player?
 matthaus_c: Adam does look like he would be an enemy somewhere
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Remember the part of the Eldem Ring playthrough where Ben imitated James singing the Caillou theme as Teemo? That was a weird time
 plummeting_sloth: ah man, when a bird gets stuck inside that's your whole day
KeytarCat: I guess backstabs have that effect
 DeM0nFiRe: Meow!
 BusTed: 
Lysander_salamander: a tiny crab
 matthaus_c: hardly changed tbh
 SymphonicLolita: Time For Crab
 plummeting_sloth: hahah
 GhostValv: 
 control_rig: Carcenization comes for us all
 NewtyNewts: creb
DigitalSeahorse: 
 plummeting_sloth: non-giant, non-enemy crab
Bearudite: carcinization comes for us all
micalovits: I guess crabs also has a bunch of limbs?
 IsaTheEngie: similar amount of appendages when you think about it
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 WetPaperSack: 
Salbastro: Crab-ted scion
DigitalSeahorse: one crab for site D
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I like the idea that ever grafting leads to carcinization
DigitalSeahorse:   
  corianderd: good blood synergy
 plummeting_sloth: just handing out those somber anceints like andy
 plummeting_sloth: candy
 matthaus_c: pogress
 Kramburger: Holy crap, Australia's peaked we've got coffee in a goonbag now
DigitalSeahorse: there is something... I didn't hear what
 asthanius: Squires are never there when you need them
  corianderd: Kramburger what?!
  corianderd: wow
 DeM0nFiRe: uhhhhh
Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
 Mr_Horrible: LMAO
DigitalSeahorse: uhhhhhhhh
Mashamino: 
 asthanius: BEST HAT
 Kramburger: We need to get Serge here for a Pax Aus now
Ersas:   
 laikagoat: best hat
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The Drip!
DigitalSeahorse: I'm not good but I've got ginger at least
 asthanius: open that door, get on the floor
Lysander_salamander: do they have to take turns to sit at the grace?
 SymphonicLolita: mrooow
geckoinasuit: i love the cat commentating
 hieroglyphica: miaooooow
DigitalSeahorse: giant Myspace
 iris_of_ether:   
zeathean: That cat disagrees
thraximore: who's cat is that, my goodness 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 asthanius: you're my little giant
 hieroglyphica: oh you can see cat head!!
 Mollylele: 
 Mr_Horrible: those Big Giants and their Circles
 control_rig: Miniature Giant Space Hamster
DigitalSeahorse:  Myspace
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Isn't Adam Medium Giant?
MadmanOreo: "queens hat" "we call that a crown" -paul f tonpkins
 asthanius: uhhhhhhhhhh
thraximore: 
 pn55: @thraximore Andrew's cat, Mysapce. A very loud kitty.
 DeM0nFiRe: Where's the just a little guy-ant
KeytarCat: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmorphousArborealSandpiperAMPEnergyCherry-D6902KYRv4npF9BE
owleyedman: lol
 pn55: *Myspace
   LoadingReadyRun:  that hat makes Otaku Jeff look like a pikmin
 HadesLeprechaun: musta fallen out of its pocket
thraximore: hehe great cat nam
thraximore: name*
 betweenmyself: For “big giant” pedantry, please refer to God of War Ragnarok 
MoaiGangsta: i think there was a big orange item in the middle of the courtyard too
 DeM0nFiRe: Another rememberance lol
 asthanius: hehe
thraximore: on the contrary
 asthanius: comfy
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I'm guessing this boss is... Big Mohg
 Vanbael: "Its what I had on me"
 nic_nax96: Its Elden Ring Shredder
 control_rig: Gotta show off those abs
 noa2828: Bouglas
 asthanius: Mist Noble
 IsaTheEngie: elden bling game somehow even less on point than her usual look
 saucemaster5000: spiritcaller snail
 InquisitorGaia: malketh
GirlPainting: i guess tree sentinal
 betweenmyself: Mimic Tear, def
 control_rig: Adam caught hands
 notthepenguins: godskin duo
micalovits: Big serpent!
 GhostValv: Rennala
 plummeting_sloth: fair soul dinkem
 Vanbael: Dragon.
Ersas: Actively Gaming
 Kramburger: Adam would fail the marshmellow test so hard
 pn55: 
 asthanius: it's an okay show
 UnkeptFlea: good show
Thepirateofthesea: 10 levels baybeeee
 betweenmyself: If it’s a good weapon Adam can just swing around for it again in New Game + 
zerragonoss: eh they have the bells if they want them.
zeathean: 10 levels wasted baybeeee
 NewtyNewts: Someone gives you a marshmallow.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Kramburger: "you can have one marshmellow now, or if your don't eat it, I'll give you an extra one when I come back"
Angreed66: Then you have to wait before eating to get another
 Mattmitchell45: Andrew had crashed
 TemporallyAwry: You don't fail the marshmallow test.  You either dream for the future, or live for the moment 
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Put a child in a room with a marshmallow, twll them if they don't eat it for 5 minutes they'll get a reward, the experiment is testing impulse control and weighing future rewards
 saucemaster5000: out of 25
 iris_of_ether: To be fair, the marshmallow test doesn't take into account the case where the test taker doesn't trust that the adult will deliver
 Mollylele: what about a child who lives in the present?
 AdamYMHMI: He at the marshmellow, not because he was impatient, but because they threatened him with 2.
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! Good night.
 warboss5: That reminds me, I have marshmellows left over from Thanksgiving cooking 
 Diabore: can i double it and give it to me?
 LavenderCreations: They went back and did the Marshmallow test more times, and determined that ultimately it's about if kids trust adults to not lie to them or not
 iris_of_ether: Yuuuup, Alex and Andrew both have it
 saucemaster5000: I thought the marshmallow test was you give the kid a poisoned marshmallow and see how long it takes
Lysander_salamander: whole lot of variables
DigitalSeahorse: if you poor you want the freebees
 BrowneePoints: yep. poor people need to eat
 BrowneePoints: i say as a poor person
Lithobraker: They found out that it basically measures how much a kid can trust the adults they interact with
thraximore: collision 
 Arclight_Dynamo: That's not collusion, Adam. That's unionizing.
 IsaTheEngie: if I had a boss ask me that question I'd immediately start agitating for a union
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: But do you trust the last person?
  corianderd: the golden balls
smoke_knight: It's more that kids from financial/food insecure households DO NOT believe that the authority figure will follow through
 Diabore: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII i dont even trust me
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 Mollylele: @lithobraker wow i'll keep that chestnut in my pocket next time my mom reminds me that i "failed" the marshmallow test
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wait... You can buy a physick?
DigitalSeahorse: nice library
Lysander_salamander: oh well
smoke_knight: It doesn't matter if the kid is presently hungry, they still tend to take the immediate reward because it's all they can count on
 Mollylele: ok anyway back to the game
 saucemaster5000: no two marshmallows for adam
Arakasi01: How much does elden remembrance crack for
Lysander_salamander: yeah this discussion is a bit much
 lord_wertornion: 
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Because of Lore 
 NewtyNewts: More money spent
 Kramburger: BEN
 DeM0nFiRe: First time I went to roundtable hold I had a complete brainfart and could not figure out how to leave
420_thugga: 
 Mattmitchell45: Does Adam still not have the Strength needed for his weapon?
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Come on, Mohg!
micalovits: I vote god-killer serpernt!
 saucemaster5000: spiritcaller snail....
DigitalSeahorse: this is one game that does hats well
 warboss5: So is this ANY boss, or just a main boss?
ashteranic: Borealis the Grafted
DigitalSeahorse: pls don't do that I'm already queezy
 Kramburger: Blighted Love by Soft Secluded Cell
 laikagoat: mausoleum cat thing
 plummeting_sloth: and then die to teh forth
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: 4 players is just 4 people she can heal off of
 notthepenguins: wowww
 iris_of_ether:   
noSmokeFire: ahahaa
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The deepest LORE
ashteranic: This boss shouldn't be too bad
Gamshyd: different g man!
micalovits: Awww, boring godfrey 
 plummeting_sloth: Godfrey the ghostly grafted
 Mr_Horrible: "My dad can beat up your dad"
DigitalSeahorse:  
goatprince: they called their dad in to help
 blip2004: Dad came to help out
 Mollylele: is that man a butter sculpture
 control_rig: God*mumble* The Grafted
 Mattmitchell45: Come to cover for his Fail Son
  corianderd: this space works really well for godfrew
 IsaTheEngie: godfrey the grafted too
 Kramburger: He's about to be GONE-frey
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Vanbael: He hits hard
 circusofkirkus: insert dril budget tweet but about Adam's arcane
Chesul: I wonder what stage 2 will be like.
 Mr_Horrible: @circusofkirkus "Spend less points on Arcane." "No."
Lysander_salamander: lemon jello man
 nic_nax96: Godfrey would run grafted exoskeleton in highlander
ashteranic: 2/5ths
 Kramburger: GRAHAM
 saucemaster5000: snitches
 saucemaster5000: and it wasn't me
Bearudite: isn't he just animated piss
Ersas: Menacingly! 
 warboss5: He's going full Michael Myers
 plummeting_sloth: Godfrey the menacing
 Kramburger: Piss Ghost from Coast to Coast
 DeM0nFiRe: 🚶
 asthanius: Adam's pulling aggro
 plummeting_sloth: Godfrey Mr X walking
 asthanius: FUCK
 Kramburger: GOTTEM
ashteranic: F
Spirillosis: OH NO
 BusTed: So does ours.
drcthulu: Walking menacingly slowly towards Adam
 laikagoat:    
 Vanbael: Gottem!
 iris_of_ether: Major flashbacks to 'Walk of the Lich King'
 circusofkirkus: 
 GhostValv: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's health bar works too
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 warboss5: 5% life death, as per Elden Ring tradition
micalovits: Adams health bar stopped working!
 IsaTheEngie: OOF
 AllTheWeasels: Hey where'd our HP go
  corianderd: bwahahahahahaha
 BusTed: Execute formation delta.
 control_rig: Now that Adam's dead...
 circusofkirkus: 
 RandomTrivia:   
 Mollylele:   
 A_Dub888:   
 Mr_Horrible: 
 saucemaster5000: wow too bad Adam died before the fight really started
 Kramburger: DJ Calid time
 Mr_Horrible: Once they shed the dead weight the win was in the bag 
 Fancy_frenchman:   
  corianderd: naw andrew Adam's healthbar was live and just kept ticking down as y'all attacked
 NewtyNewts: Let's see those remembrance rewards!
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You got a great rune, not a rememberance
 Kramburger: Great Rune, not rememberence Adam
 plummeting_sloth: I keep getting one shotted this sucks *dumps everything into Arcane again*
 Kramburger: Silly Adam, rememberances are for Survivors
 saucemaster5000: yeah only winners get remembrance Applebee's
  corianderd: lol
 Gascitygaming: That's pretty sacramental there bud
 betweenmyself: Delicious grapes 
 plummeting_sloth: doesn't seem to stop adam
 InquisitorGaia: grahm, its cause shes being inhabited by a ghost
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Because Shabriri possesses their bodies, so it is just Hyetta
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
  corianderd: more grapes for you i guess
 BrowneePoints: also what's the Cipher Pata turned into
 betweenmyself: Yeti!   
 pn55: 100
Spirillosis: Meatloaf's yeti
 CanPlayGames:   
 CaptainSpam: 
DigitalSeahorse:  Yeti
 CataclysmicReverb: Gremlins 4: It's just twitch chat
 saucemaster5000: I'd watch a gremlins 3
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Margaret Thatcher the finger crone
 SymphonicLolita: one whopper with fries please
 saucemaster5000: Right Down the Road!
 Mr_Horrible: my potions are too strong for you, traveler
 The_Color_Twelve: please be rivers of blood
GirlPainting: white mask?!?!?
 BrowneePoints: Cipher pata in the back!
micalovits: Stomb??? Probably the best reward from a remembrance
 saucemaster5000: Hoarfrost Stomp is insanely busted, totally didn't cheese that in my game...
 BrowneePoints: oh shit Bulwark of Azzinoth?
 plummeting_sloth: oh, works for that flailing attack
 raulghoulia: bulwark of azzinoth. hell yeah
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ButterBall000: Duel? Does Adam even have cards?
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Like you don't want to duel or you don't believe it exists?
 BusTed: 
 cmdrelk: Fun stream 
 plummeting_sloth: SEAMLESS
rabbitgta:  
 pn55: Excellent!
 TehAmelie: thanks for the stream everyone!
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  corianderd: oh andrew good shirt
Lysander_salamander: oh my goodness I didn't know there were shirts
fonicbelt: thank you for the stream!!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
GirlPainting: Next time random Hogwarts ^^
ashesandmochi: wait i just noticed the goncharov tshirt
DigitalSeahorse:  
 fastlane250: twas good
 raulghoulia: andrew. sweet shirt
 SnackPak_: 9/10
 WetPaperSack: Thanks for the stream!
Lysander_salamander: nice
Ersas: 
 RandomTrivia: 
micalovits: Sure was impressive
 A_Dub888: 
josh___something: who did that?!
DigitalSeahorse: 
Ersas: 
 Robot_Bones: jeez i can smell that
 saucemaster5000: Nope, horse only lasted one update too bad
 TehAmelie: did the Dung Eater get randomized into the streaming office?
DigitalSeahorse:  
thraximore: aww
 SymphonicLolita: myspace 
thraximore: 
 MrGibberish: MySpace!
Ersas: Can't Render Horses Club
DigitalSeahorse: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Mai_Andra: Space, My
 RandomTrivia: 
 MAPBoardgames: Choo Choo Charles waiting room
 SymphonicLolita: ^
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedArtsyPieNinjaGrumpy-HoMh8XYeW4doVI99
 iris_of_ether: 
 Getter404: Heard it may just be a GotY list dark horse
DigitalSeahorse: aww ads
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlitheImpossibleMacaroniNerfBlueBlaster-EMFe6r3Z9Uc9F5oX
DigitalSeahorse:   
 laikagoat: dorfs!
 Kramburger: Oooooh baby
 Arclight_Dynamo: Dorf! Dorf! Dorf!
 SnackPak_:   
 DeM0nFiRe: Dwarf Fortress!
 hieroglyphica: Whaaaaaa????
  corianderd: Dorf! Dorf!
 Lyropithic: Oh wow
DigitalSeahorse: 
 hieroglyphica: Yes!
 SnackPak_: excited for this one
 YeetTheRich_: Adam said bloodborne sucks, got it
 iris_of_ether: I'm honestly here for this 
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is...Is Cory going in blind?
DigitalSeahorse: 4 of them too
 RandomTrivia: This will be fun
 MAPBoardgames: Mine-O-Dwarf Fort
DigitalSeahorse: 
 hieroglyphica: I literally own a PUBLISHED MANUAL of Dwarf Fortress strategy
 RandomTrivia: Dwarf Six-tress 
 hieroglyphica: It gets deep
 hieroglyphica: Aw naw, OG fo real
 DeM0nFiRe: @hieroglyphica Really? What is it called?
  corianderd: it comes out tomorrow
 hieroglyphica: Respect either way
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Sweet!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Cori "Urist" Dickinson
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Kramburger: Monicas
 doubledbear: monkey-ers
 BrowneePoints: Baldur's Gate Release Date on Thursdaaaaay
 underhill33: yessss, these are always great
 BrowneePoints: yea that's when they announced the Quantic Star Wars
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh hey, it's Sonic's 30th Anniversary Awards!
ButterBall000: Wonder if we'll get another Wuantic Dream moment
 Nigouki: more like the Steam Deck Giveaway Show
 BrowneePoints: and you and Graham said "fuck" at the same time
 BrowneePoints: oh yea it was SGF
 MAPBoardgames: I'm looking forward to finding the award for "most advertised"
 DeM0nFiRe: Quantic Dreams oof
Lysander_salamander: oh well
 SnackPak_: oh yeah
Lysander_salamander: what a shame
 laundreydhull: you did, 
 hieroglyphica: @DeM0nFiRe https://www.oreilly.com/library/view/getting-started-with/9781449339791/
 DeM0nFiRe: Thanks
 hieroglyphica: It's published by O'Reilly!
 hieroglyphica: Pretty legit
 fastlane250: reactions to that trailer were like the Mr incredible "people who know/people who don't know" meme
 hieroglyphica: Very in depth
 asthanius: They have *Canadian* Highlander now?
 rubikdarkwill: "Well that couldn't have sucked the air out of the room and faster" - Graham
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