Mine O'Clock || Minecraft Through the Ages

 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge journey back through time in Minecraft Through the Ages! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (6m from now).
 jessicaengle: Haldo
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: which version are they playing today?
 Nigouki: is it Horse O'Clock?
Genie_M: James said 1.7.x yesterday
   LoadingReadyRun: We're playing 1.6.4 today.
  TXC2: Hello everybody
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: neet
Genie_M: oh, you managed to run 1.6 in the end?
 jessicaengle:   
 jessicaengle: This is the first opportunity I've had to catch Thru the ages
Genie_M: !next
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  TXC2: Genie_M  
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 
 CAKHost: Hi everyone!
  TXC2: hello CAKHost  welcome
  TXC2: CONTACT
 PsychoI3oy:   
 CAKHost:  !
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:    
Boon_33: Main screen on!
 LurkerSpine:   
 jessicaengle:   
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James, Uno, and Serge are back with this weeks MoC and their continued adventures in Minecraft through the AGES... Ages... ages. Today we're moving on to 1.6.4 which means HORSIES!! And we're gonna try and build an Iron Farm. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1600188867751350273
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 CAKHost: If you have time to gab, you have time to horse. 
  TXC2: but horse club was yesterday?
 poly_rebel: was going to wait till the start proper but didn't want to sit through commercials XD
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  TXC2: Here we GO!
 Bowlsrus2000: Hi
ReaperTitan152001: running late again james? I don't think you can blame serge or uno for this one
  TXC2: !uno
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  TXC2: Hello James
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 PsychoI3oy: 🐴
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: MoC is never late...
 Tandtroll_OG: Hello James is it nice to be here?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrbot is always wierd
  TXC2: "why is lrrbot being weird?" when is lrrbot not weird?
  TXC2: ages
 CAKHost: ages
 jessicaengle: Ages
 Tandtroll_OG: #notacult
 Ashton: Get you some friends who will yes-and everything you do 
 RebelliousUno: might be a cult
  TXC2: hello Uno and Serge
  TXC2: hello Ashton
 RebelliousUno: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915291906240544828/1047210934545940480/image.png <---1.7
 mwlsn: sure why not
 CAKHost: Ah 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @RebelliousUno ooof
 sundyst: 1.6.4 was afraid of being skipped
 jessicaengle: Yer a wizard James
 mwlsn: computers!
Jogela: No more
  TXC2: RebelliousUno  it's like ceefax 
Jogela: Time to horse around yay!
 jessicaengle: Can't Mine Horses Club!
 RebelliousUno: it's worse at least Ceefax was legible
 jessicaengle: and/or Can't Craft Horses Club
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 Tandtroll_OG: A Mine o'clock where you horse around? Say it isnt so!
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 sundyst: The Horsedate. No, that doesn't sound right...
 RebelliousUno: farm might be also structural
 LordZarano: Horses! (horses horses horses horses)
 CAKHost: Ooo coal block
 Favre_the_Undead: terracotta
 mwlsn: Hey is for horses
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 jessicaengle: 101! 
  TXC2: Stained clay is a cowboy's name 
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 Tandtroll_OG: does stained clay hang around?
 sundyst: YOU CAN NAME A HORSE!!
 Tandtroll_OG: Are you a dalmatian Elenodul?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: you could have foaled me
 brieandbacon: @boatymcboatfacejr booooo
  TXC2: "grow a horse" sounds wrong to me 
 Tripleyew: ‘Morning James, Uno, and Serge, and howdy all
  TXC2: hello Tripleyew  welcome
 sundyst: I'm glad they introduced leads when they introduced horses
BrookJustBones: please tell me James finds a skeleton horse here before his home stream 
 Narcuru: skele horses. bane of James
Genie_M: are they really?
 jessicaengle: neigh
 Tandtroll_OG: just not in James game
Snowcookies: Can't wait for James to find a skelly horse on this server before the home chunk
 CAKHost: Oh the saturation meter is in the game now?
 CAKHost: Wait maybe I am confusing that with the hunger... nvm.
 kainboa: oh boy, so now we can get invisible spiders...
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 beowuuf: @CAKHost yeah, no saturation meter, but it now exists beyond the hunger bar
 sundyst: So THIS is why they're full of horse armor.
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Sandeon: For riding pigs, Serge
  TXC2: who doesn't saddle their hog? 
 brieandbacon: Oh boy, Serge, your voice
Sandeon: Pig riding is very important to Minecraft
 SergeYager: @brieandbacon yeah it's bad
BrookJustBones: Baby zombies
 Favre_the_Undead: baby zombies are now a thing
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  TXC2: "the chunk stands alone"
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 brieandbacon: are they still a mess of doors?
 CAKHost: Hello darkness
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: you need 164 blocks if iron
saravaughan: no that sounded really weird
CrazymattCaptain: it was just herobrine
 brieandbacon: "We are diamond poor" -man bedecked in diamonds
  TXC2: "into the mine!"
 mister_nibbles: @brieandbacon why do you think they're diamond poor? 
Snowcookies: tfw you win the lottery and spend it all on one thing 
 Favre_the_Undead: boats are only 1 passenger
 Mantafold: iron titan?
 CAKHost: Also boats are still a problem in this version?
 DudelidouX: can you lead them with their workstation?
 LordZarano: Boat controls were updated in this update
ipoddodd: boats are always a problem
Nickiatori: boats are still made of paper though i think
 LordZarano: Probably still not fully modern though?
omegamarkel: hey everyone
  TXC2: hello omegamarkel  welcome
Jogela: Straight?
Snowcookies: !advic
 brieandbacon: Every direction!
Snowcookies: !advice
  TXC2: !addquote ( RebelliousUno) [now] In my defence I was left unsupervised.
  LRRbot: New quote #8387: "In my defence I was left unsupervised." — RebelliousUno [2022-12-06]
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: One must STFU to properly explore.
 mister_nibbles: I feel your pain Serge
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 Ravynn: 105 Monthssssss! Morning James
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 Mantafold: James you heard Uno mine diagonally
ipoddodd: amen lrrbot
Jogela: Vein mine directly up
scuba_antney: Only one vein per chunk in older versions
Snowcookies: Just punch out whole chunks, it makes finding the way back easier 
stizzet: I hear zombies, we can find those! lol
  TXC2: to find diamonds in life one must find the diamond in their heart
 rogerivany: The world isn't as deep so there's less pressure to convert coal to diamonds?
CrazymattCaptain: yeah in older versions I recall just using stone picks for mining as that was efficient for the resorces gathered
 northos: slimes have been around for ages, it's only swamp slimes that are newer
 CAKHost: Slimes have been in since alpha?
Nickiatori: slimes have been around forever, i remember Etho building a slime farm way back in the day
Nickiatori: he had it so his sliome farm sorted out he slimes into diferent sizes
 Narcuru: today is a coffee and stroopwafel day
 Mangledpixel: boop
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
Snowcookies: can you turn down mob sounds yet?
Ktolos: Has someone been making a mob farm in the mine?
 Tripleyew: @narcuru mmmm, stroopfwafels…
 Narcuru: just got my American version of Sinterklaas delivered (Dutch Chocolate letters and Stroopwafels)
 Bowlsrus2000: I think the mob sounds give it atmosphere
 mister_nibbles: we have redstone at home... meanwhile the redstone at home is james' blood at the bottom of the pit he fell in 
 PsychoI3oy: but they changed the tetxture on lapis blocks, don't you have to look at it for a coplete 1.6 experience?
 Tandtroll_OG: lapis is a very pretty blue block
 brieandbacon: James, do you leave 2 or 3 blocks between your veins?
 theinvisiblevoice: 3, I presume the logic is diamonds are likely to spawn 2 across so you'll still catch most
 Tripleyew: @mister_nibbles have we done sufficient testing of James’ blood contraptions to automate functions?
 TemporallyAwry: Oh good, the Efficiency vs Effectiveness topic.  Wooh 
Nickiatori: unless roof diamonds
 brieandbacon: That makes sense
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 TemporallyAwry: Diamond Per Minute is 7-9 spaces I thought 
 drthvd3r: Serge getting unintentionally existential there.
Nickiatori: i always leave a 2 block gap cause i like to use up less space with my mines
Nickiatori: just finished my iron farm in skyblock
  TXC2: remember: you are never running out of time, time is infinite, you aren't, time is running out of you.
 CAKHost: Deep TXC2
Jogela: James 'Iron' Turner
 brieandbacon: Does diamond gen change materially soon?
 sundyst: Whenever I start strip mining I begin wanting to punch a chunk backward (from bedrock to the sky)
 TemporallyAwry: @brieandbacon Not for a while,but villager trades does shrink the demand a bit.
 Mangledpixel: hubble bubble toil and trouble, lava burn and magma bubble
  TXC2: SIX!
 CAKHost: 5ver!
 CAKHost: 6ER!
  TXC2: everythings coming up Jameshouse
Nickiatori: nice!
Snowcookies: enough to make another diamond helmet for Serge!
7gorobei: doubled your pick investmen
 CAKHost: James your pick is getting low. D:
 Narcuru: can you combine it yet?
 Narcuru: like in the crafting table?
 brieandbacon: 
 Mantafold: 
 brieandbacon:  
 Mantafold:  
Yondaime233:  
 MagnusCarter:  
 TemporallyAwry: Dirt is like diamonds of the sky 
 CAKHost: No  yet.
NickHerf: Jump in
 CAKHost: Baby!
 brieandbacon: oh hey little buddy
 Favre_the_Undead: those are new this update
Nickiatori: now that i have my ironfarm in skyblock the next thing i am planning on building is a giant auto cactus farm to start making bone blocks
 LordZarano: A whole extra pick!
 CaptainEnder7: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:50.
  TXC2: 2.8 diamonds per mineman minute
Yondaime233: such bad dpm
 PsychoI3oy: why not build the farm where the villagers are?
Violet__Violence: Eyy I made it, hi chat.
 brieandbacon: *was*
  TXC2: hello Violet__Violence  welcome
 Mangledpixel: hnrrr
Violet__Violence: hrrr
 LordZarano: Gravel paths. neat
 bo_brinkman: I love how villagers just collect in any hole in the village
 rogerivany: Different looking village then you see these days.
guy_mcpherson: <message deleted>Green energy is a scam we can't stop using dirty coal, because of aerosol masking effect pollution in the air reflect heat if we stop polluting they fall off in a week and cause rapid heating we and other species we depend on won't be able to adapt and will go extinct
Violet__Violence: @bo_brinkman Yeah that hasn't changed at all lol
 Favre_the_Undead: boats only have one passenger
Violet__Violence: wtf
CrazymattCaptain: boats are single rider at this time
cookiespeeed: Hello!
 brieandbacon: is it possible to Wallace and Gromit a railroad?
 Mantafold: door based villagers
 TemporallyAwry: Did portals respect y-levels in this version?  I thought that didn't happen till after the nether-roof resolution.
 Mangledpixel: will they go in a minecart?
Jogela: Doing it like a Sunday morning cartoon sounds tedious
Ktolos: So not purely flat straight lines in the overworld like the old railroads?
 LordZarano: 1/8... apart from all the lava, and ghasts
 Mangledpixel: that's a big assumption, but assumptions are fun
  ritchards: pity leads don't work on villagers
  TXC2: they're people, not dogs 
  TXC2: "sleepin' makes me feel good"
TwitchTVsFrank: i see james is still sleeping in a closet
Yondaime233: 
Easilycrazyhat: Serge, this was your idea 
 Harvest25: The village is 25, 83 in the Nether
 heronblademaster: Just ask Serge again in 10 minutes
 Mantafold: tnt check
Jogela: @TwitchTVsFrank Harry James Potter 
treacletart: If you're cold, the TNT is cold, let it inside
 Harvest25: Home is 5, -24
 Harvest25: in the Nehter
 Harvest25: Iron on the outside
 LurkerSpine: iron on the sides, stick in middle
 Barb4rian: The amount of iron for tracks has always hurt me
 Harvest25: Gold in replace of iron
Ktolos: Flint top iron bottom
Nickiatori: just like the picture
Krat_Arona: Wow they had Display signs this far back?
Easilycrazyhat: Can't stop there. It's ghast country.
Easilycrazyhat: Terribly wrong? On MoC? Never
 LordZarano: 
 omdorastrix: Is this "Can't update to horses club"?
Nickiatori: 30 doors in a room
 rogerivany: The villagers are shier I guess earlier on?
 Harvest25: 25, -81
Genie_M: "it requires doors" is something I don't even feel surprised about
Genie_M: something happened.
 FITorion: old minecraft I remember something about doors being involved...  I think currently it's beds and feeding them
  TXC2: I feel like James went the other way from how to get to the desert and this village, and yet still got here 
 CaptainSpam: Four villagers... trapped in one house!  This fall on NBC, watch as...
 Easilycrazyhat: "Please remain calm. We're trapping you here for our own well being."
goth_ariel: howdY!
  TXC2: hello goth_ariel  welcome
 Easilycrazyhat: Going well from the get-go I see
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goth_ariel: @TXC2 do you know somethng about haircuts?
  TXC2: goth_ariel  I'm a balding man, so no 
goth_ariel: @TXC2 I'm sorry!
  TXC2: goth_ariel   no worries
TwitchTVsFrank: this place is haunted
 cmdrelk: 
 Dalrint: The Ghost of Uno's Past
 Harvest25: need to bak cart
goth_ariel: I was wondering about growing my hair out
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  TXC2: corners are were the action happens Uno 
  TXC2: if something is in the neither, it is safe to assume it will be attacked
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 MyBuddySuperfly: A  G  E  S    A  G  E  S   a g e s   ages...
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 Minib2k: Huzzah and much celebrations!
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DigitalSeahorse: hi villager
DigitalSeahorse: doh
7gorobei: we got a runner
 rogerivany: The system works
 TemporallyAwry: Always good to have a backup 
 rogerivany: Great kidnapping 
 brieandbacon: it am perfect system?
Sandeon: oh, we're entombing them
 Mantafold: zombies attack through corners
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 Harvest25: Zombies like villagers
  TXC2: rogerivany  oh we're doing something much much worse then that 
 CAKHost: So many ghasts
 CanPlayGames: Nerd pole
 FITorion: time to breed
 creasehearst: time to superscale the wheat fields
frank_the_great: What are they working on? An Iron farm?
 LurkerSpine: yep
  TXC2: frank_the_great  yeap
 boilersnake: time to party for the villergers
 SergeYager: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dev3Ls8papM&ab_channel=NimsTV
 brieandbacon: "multiply naturally"
  TXC2: "I'm at the iron farm..."
 CAKHost: I'm at the combination breeder iron farm! D:
 Harvest25: iron over stick over wood
 LurkerSpine: ingot stick plank, from top to bottom
 EJGRgunner: iron stick and planks
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 StarlitGhost: one. one? one!
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 jessicaengle: 111 is so many
 rogerivany: Are we pranking Serge?
 jessicaengle: What was I even doing 111 months ago?
 StarlitGhost: it's certainly a buncha months
 LordZarano: one‽ 
 Harvest25: 2 redstone torch, redstone dust  over Stone
  TXC2: jessicaengle  well it was 2013, so maybe that helps?
 jessicaengle: I think I was working for the federal government then.   I'm glad I stopped 
 StarlitGhost: it's also one month after LRR got subs on the channel
 TehAmelie: i wonder if Siri could read the Minecraft Wiki for you. i mean, in case Uno is away sometime :3
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 definenull: 
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 jessicaengle: Sub bebe
 definenull: oh crud I don't have a name for them yet
 jessicaengle: null jr?
 asthanius: Golems hold poppies
 PsychoI3oy: weren't they roses still back then?
Violet__Violence: they were not no
 PsychoI3oy: red poppies replaced roses
Violet__Violence: roses just eventually became bushes yes
Snowcookies: Rest up Serge!
scuba_antney: Oct 2013 they were replaced by poppies
ipoddodd:  sorry serge
 jessicaengle: Bye Serge
  TXC2:  serge get well soon
 tidehollowcat:   
Violet__Violence: aww sorry serge
Violet__Violence: rest up
Xed_Regulus: Feel better, Serge
scuba_antney: Get well Serge!
 Nigouki: Take care Serge!
 MeepleSkillz: feel better Serge!
 jessicaengle:   
 They_Are_Alyx:  Uno
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 Narcuru: in 1.7.2 the rose has been rnamed to poppy
 jessicaengle: It smells just as sweet, tho
Boon_33: 40 doors
 Harvest25: sounds like the list included the first iron golem death
 PsychoI3oy: wouldn't the poppy/rose and ingot be for hopper filtering?
 Harvest25: doors are key
Boon_33: 40 wooden doors (84 planks or 21 logs) <- from comments
 definenull: no wait bombs are key
KingTaltia: Item frames to designate storage? That's the other thing I'd expect them used for
 tidehollowcat: Therefore doors are for doors
 SquirrelEarl: The Doors are Obvious, thus they were not included in the list
 kerbalized_: oh no
 definenull: oh no
 Ravynn: Oh yeahhhhh
 TheShokara: noooooooo
  TXC2: "everyone knows you need doors for this, so I wont metion them"
 CAKHost: D:
 rogerivany: Fun
TwitchTVsFrank: oof
 cassaclyzm: rip
 CanPlayGames: Have you ever tried stacking a door?
 TreeVor84: yeah, it was rough when they didn't stack
 MrSarkhan: That's unfortunate
 definenull: now chat, no snitching
 TehAmelie: i have been a door factory, so fake
 asthanius: Tunnel into Serge's room and claim it
 heronblademaster: IRL doors stack pretty well, generally
 LordZarano: Minecraft wiki iron golem farm page at this point in history. In addition to the Nems design there are 4 others https://web.archive.org/web/20131015085127/http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Tutorials/Iron_golem_farming
 DudelidouX: and you need 40 so...more then an inventory full
  TXC2: it's the door knobs, prevents stacking 
Ktolos: Time to carry raw materials and a crafting bench?
mr_presidentman: while serge is gone you could remodel the house
 Harvest25: 15 more
 CAKHost: That would be too smart for them. 
voren_chalco: That's a lot of Mordors
  TXC2: 5, 5 Mordors , ah ah ah
 heronblademaster: @TXC2 hah!
baskwalla: But then you'll need 5 more One Rings
 tyrsredritehand: fiv mr drs
Snowcookies: Remember when doors came in stacks of 3? That was our future
LathosTiran: only need the ring if you want to defeat the mordors
baskwalla: @LathosTiran This is fair...
 Narcuru: James takes all the doors and uno takes everything else
 Narcuru: lol
 TehAmelie: but do we really want to collaborate with more door?
 tyrsredritehand: This week on Takeshi's Castle....
 Arikell: you already made the five.... that's five too many
 Harvest25: Step 1: pick a location that upsets Serge
 definenull: you can't have too many doors (in this context)
 TehAmelie: wood practically grows on trees
Snowcookies: Many doors make light work, but too many doors spoil the soup
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote bones
  LRRbot: Quote #1228: "We're boning! We are boning now!" —Alex [2015-12-04]
 TemporallyAwry: Darn, I was hoping for Bones of Trees 
 asthanius: we have lava at home
 rogerivany: We have lava at home.
 Harvest25: I always appreciate Uno's 'other reasons'
 MagnusCarter: 
 Bowlsrus2000: !findquote other reasons
  LRRbot: Quote #3002: "For some reason I used to have problems sometimes, right in the armpit." —Paul [2016-07-11]
 TemporallyAwry: Flaming Arrows that ignite leaves would be great for dealing with ufo-trees
 CAKHost: Is Uno okay? I saw him clipping in the ground.
ford_prefect1789: i just grab the easy stuff then torch the leaves
 definenull: uno transcends physics
 CAKHost: Ah okay. XD
  TXC2: it's how we used to beat the French 
 asthanius: "Wh-what's coming home?" "It."
 Arikell: An inexplicable sense in the sense that it's never correct.
 CAKHost: You should make an iron farm with all those doors. 
 definenull: yeah what? frosties all the way
 rogerivany: Actually Uno "They're Great".
 FITorion: A frosty is a drink from Dairy Queen
 Harvest25: Uno...LOL
  TXC2: Frakes with frosted tips
 brieandbacon: unless you're talking about awful cider in 2 litre bottles
 TehAmelie: hmm are there any trees in the Matrix?
 TehAmelie: because i can see they would be really buggy
 Barb4rian:  !
 CAKHost: Those poor chickens...
  TXC2: TehAmelie  wow yeah, I don't think you ever see plant life in that movie
 Harvest25: 
 TehAmelie: it is heavily set in large cities, but still
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 TemporallyAwry: Fences are just sideways ladders 
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote ladders
  LRRbot: Quote #8266: "Fences are a sideways ladder." — RebelliousUno [2022-10-04]
 TemporallyAwry: Oh good 
 TehAmelie: wait do fences also block you from going around them by being a pixel to wide?
 TehAmelie: i mean ladders
 TehAmelie: (or upwards fences)
MrPuffer32: 1.6 is one of my favorite versions of minecraft for sure
 rogerivany: So is this a villager breed?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: the good news is this will realy open some doors for you
 rogerivany: Ah, that was my next guess.
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 LordZarano: This is way overkill but here's a hyper efficient 1.6/1.7 iron farm by Tango Tek https://youtu.be/N-Je3IpC1aY
Monocerotis2010: I was hoping Uno was going to pour the lava down to James instead of tossing the bucket
  TXC2: !sir
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Violet__Violence: skellies were so much more annoying before shields imo
Bannmannutt: Greetings
  TXC2: hello Bannmannutt  welcome
Bannmannutt: How is this chat so empty
Snowcookies: Most ppl are just watching in background
Violet__Violence: lurkin
Bannmannutt: Looking at this, I assume this is a villager farm
Snowcookies: Iron farm
Bannmannutt: oh okay
Snowcookies: But for 1.6 vers of Minecraft
Kuolar: James getting door skip on the first try, you love to see it
 Arikell: There were a lot of weird things with doors earlier in minecraft
  TXC2: wow 3rd time twitch has had to refresh for me 
 Narcuru: that's an odd glass placing sound effect
 CAKHost: How get villagers in box?
Bannmannutt: they spawn when there are enough doors in older versions
 beowuuf: my internet has been weird so didn't realise it was also a twitchthing too
Kuolar: Unconventional
Snowcookies: that's a future James problem
 brieandbacon: @cakhost just don't worry about it
 CAKHost: okay ouo
stizzet: this tutorial is hilarious to listen to audio only heh3
  TXC2: is it wrong that I keep thinking that youtube video is Serge? 
Yondaime233: 
 CAKHost: Highlight reel!
TheAinMAP: 
 TemporallyAwry: So close to the highlight reel 
scuba_antney: Might want to put some water in that hole in the middle
Bannmannutt: this stream is pretty strongly delayed, huh?
  TXC2: Bannmannutt  1.5 secs for me, pretty normal
 rogerivany: Did depth strider exist yet?
 TehAmelie: hm i think the stream video crashed for me. maybe reload if it's weird?
 Tandtroll_OG: never saw such a pretty village
Snowcookies: @rogerivany I think they're from the nether update in like 1.17?
noSmokeFire: @Snowcookies I think they mean the boot enchant, not the mob
 rogerivany: @rogerivany Oh, wow.  That late?
Bannmannutt: admittedly, it's a little harder to tell how delayed the stream is when chat isn't displayed
Snowcookies: @rogerivany Oh sorry, it appears in 1.8
Snowcookies: yes
 beowuuf: o/
 FITorion: yeah...
 creasehearst: maybe
Violet__Violence: yup
 Harvest25: who me?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: yo
stizzet: we are here
 brieandbacon: Yup, still here
cdgentry1: yup, hi
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 SquirrelEarl: watch what
 cassaclyzm: I am consuming content
 DeM0nFiRe: Nope (yeah stream seems fine to me)
 CAKHost: Yee
 rogerivany: No, only listening
 jessieimproved: 
 DudelidouX: No I'm working
 Tandtroll_OG: mostly
 Ritaspirithntr: 
  TXC2: 
frank_the_great: You're my second screen, lol. Working from Home rn
 Gadora: I'm kinda watching.
 Tandtroll_OG: rude, calling us slow =P
RoyGBivSF: "alls it takes" 
  TXC2: !box
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 brieandbacon: !badadvice
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 TemporallyAwry: !findquote violence
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  TXC2: true facts from Molly there
Violet__Violence: that's a quote lol
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  TXC2: "just tuning in" to a youtube video?
 creasehearst: some people skip ahead
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i've been tuning out...
 LordZarano: @Bannmannutt Settings>Advanced>Video Stats>Latency To Broadcaster; Or FFZ>Channel>Metadata>Playback Statistics
 TemporallyAwry: Look, old Youtube was a different place 
 Tandtroll_OG: well not everyone can be a youtube pro
Nickiatori: i feel like there is a good idea for a sketh here
 Alchemistmerlin: I pretty much open and then immediately click on the dead middle of 90% of non-LRR youtube videos 
KingTaltia: "If you've just tuned in; 'why?'."
 Ritaspirithntr: I was watching Ben, but then left to avoid spoilersp
Snowcookies: chapters weren't even invented back then!
Nickiatori: streamer who keep saying if you just tuned in at times that it doesnt make sense
Nickiatori: oh no old glass!
 TehAmelie: ooh are we making a perpetuum mobile?
 TehAmelie: (like that's hard in MInecraft world)
KeytarCat: keep talking and no one minesplodes
Snowcookies: Iron golem/lava/water is like rock/paper/scissors
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 brieandbacon: good thing Serge didn't make this, you'd have to move the whole array by....an unknowable amount
  ritchards: impressive how James' sense of balance and symmetry lets him place just the one lava source block
 northos: Serge? making nonspecific numerical errors? inconceivable
  TXC2: you'd think a diamond pickaxe would remove a ladder faster then that 
noSmokeFire: if only there was some kind of tool that was optimized for breaking wood
 TemporallyAwry: I'm not sure if it was this version or one of the ones near it - but I recall the advice of putting water in the box with the villagers helped with something.  Weird amounts of minecraft folklore stuck in my head.
  TXC2: have they made a baby already?
Snowcookies: 2 babies
 TehAmelie: villagers teleporting upstairs like it ain't no thing
 Harvest25: rubber banding
 Gadora: The rare yo-yo specialist villager.
  TXC2: they into bungee jumping
Snowcookies: Time to file a bug report 
 Harvest25: lots of wheat to breed
frank_the_great: Hope they fix them in 1.7
 CAKHost: I suspect this iron farm will break in a later update?
 TehAmelie: imagine if they branched patches into old patches. . .
 TehAmelie: "just to fix these really glaring bugs", is how it starts
 rogerivany: Just AFK it til next week
Boon_33: they eat doors 
 Strebenherz: Don't think they can suffocate through glass at least
TwitchTVsFrank: this should work until like 1.13ish
 TehAmelie: well, all that was probably easier than mining out an iron vein
  TXC2: yeap, Glass, the thing we use to store acid, lets air in, there's some science 
 TemporallyAwry: Short of needing to move the villagers into isolated pods to recenter the village, I think a version of this still works in present.
 Harvest25: need to give wheat to get to 10 villagers
 FITorion: now wait for 10 to breed... I guess
 TehAmelie: villagers are like "time to get our wheat. . .on"
 rogerivany: Man wheat looks weird
 Harvest25: bread...sorry
Bevarin: v1.6 villagers, now with enhanced libido
 TehAmelie: in this scenario villagers are Wil Wheaton fans
  TXC2: "sometimes a family is 3 people of unspecified gender and their baby, living is a glass jar of an iron farm."
 SpleenLord: Hid eyour shame villagers
Spades_Slicc: James, I don't think you can show that on twitch
 stevestein: James like to watch
 CAKHost: Lewd
 brieandbacon: Walking through a forest, you happen upon a family trapped in a jar...
  TXC2: "they are actively breeding" is this not a ToS violation?
TwitchTVsFrank: can you show active breeding on twitch?
 Tandtroll_OG: let nature run its course
  TXC2: "do the bread thing" is that what the kids call it now? 
 Harvest25: is this pre-food?
 Narcuru: might be a cooldown timer
Yondaime233: they might not even have a inventory yet
 ArkhamArchivist: bread or bred
 stevestein: Maybe the villager is gluten-free?
 brieandbacon: they've solved world hunger?
TwitchTVsFrank: do they need more room?
 Bowlsrus2000: They need the door for privacy
KingTaltia: If they were just added, this should be "based on nearby doors"
 Bowlsrus2000: Lol
CrazymattCaptain: this is before villager inventory
Jogela: I think we should just wait and not try to rush the process before we have some results/measurements
 TemporallyAwry: This works - you're doing everything right for this version 
Ryxiene: Ohh this is the most alien probing shit I’ve ever listened to 
 TheElrad: well, it might only start producing iron once you have 10 villagers
 SAJewers: here's the wiki on the old villagers, if it helps: https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Villager_(old)#Breeding
 rogerivany: Just get the 10 before 1.8
Snowcookies: Villagers start picking up items in 1.14.4
TwitchTVsFrank: did you get the bread back
 Narcuru: going to guess theres some internal cooldown on being able to breed
 creasehearst: from 1.8 patch notes: "Villagers now breed only when willing. This limits the number of villagers and prevents infinite breeding villages. Villagers can now be made willing using 3 bread, 12 carrots or 12 potatoes."
Genie_M: watched pot and stuff
 brieandbacon: @narcuru speak for yourself
 Arikell: time for another diamond run?
Ryxiene: “Villagers no longer reproduce under duress” 
  ritchards: 3 million and one now!
  TXC2: Narcuru  well that is how pregnancy works 
 SpleenLord: What is this thing that they have built
  TXC2: SpleenLord  an iron farm
Snowcookies: iron farm
 Masslost: Logout and back in might trigger something
 SpleenLord: Neat
 SAJewers: based on the wiki, it sounds like they will infinitely breed in 1.6
 stevestein: According to this wiki the only factor in breeding is doors.
frank_the_great: Just like regular humans!
 SAJewers: the history section says in 1.8 they adding the willing mechanic, and they need food to become willing
 TemporallyAwry: So the entity cramming isn't a bug, it's a feature 
Jogela: Doors? Weirdflex but Okay
 TehAmelie: "technically a village" with a limited space to spawn golems as villagers do when threatened, where they will die and drop iron. just normal Minecraft stuff
dontupanic: @frank_the_great so about 40 years?
 Narcuru: weird monuments in the sky
 SpacePotato01: noob question, do villagers drop meat? I see potential here.
  ritchards: in before James accidentally trims this chunk out for the update next week 
 Arikell: Early Minecraft architecture is very brutalist
 wizzo1138: They drop only shame
 TemporallyAwry: They drop the villager count 
 LurkerSpine: 20 minutes to grow? I can't tell if that works for 1.6
 Harvest25: @TemporallyAwry 
 TemporallyAwry: I don't know if this is a thing in 1.6, but I know that in newer versions you >can't< look at them and keep it going.
 drthvd3r: Bonemeal the villagers?
 Mantafold: Tango tek expained how villages worked in his old iron farms
Jogela: Did Uno just call chat and James children?
 LordZarano: "This design by NimsTV (Formerly NimsGaming) is possibly not the most efficient design, but it is still very reliable. it spawns 1 Iron Golem every 2 minutes (as of 13w16a)" - 2013 wiki
 TemporallyAwry: Multiple boxes is later when they check the doors for roofs and stuff.
 Bowlsrus2000: Would the villages
 Bowlsrus2000: Would the villagers spawn in the cobblestone
 inconsideratehat: I came in at an odd time
 Narcuru: the babies start to spawn inside the golem spawning area
 Strebenherz: They shouldn't spawn in the cobble I think
Jogela: It would also help if the two kid-villagers grew up
 TehAmelie: ah, you don't need monsters nearby?
 TemporallyAwry: Critical number of villagers and a cool-down on the check.  That's it.
 TemporallyAwry: The more "advanced" designs were just about stacking "multiple villagers" into extremely small spaces.
 Strebenherz: It'll spawn a golem, and when it poofs, it goes "oh we need an iron golem" and repeats
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: "a watched baby never grows"
Snowcookies: 1.14.3: Panicking villagers now have a higher chance of spawning iron golems
 MrForceOfWill: Just given the math here this has the chance to go an hour and not even give a stack of iron
  TXC2: so why does one baby have a white shirt, and the rest have brown?
 TemporallyAwry: @TXC2 Future Librarian 
 PsychoI3oy: go mine for diamonds?
 WizardZedd: @TXC2 Must be a recessive gene
 TehAmelie: everyone tells me you can watch your babies grow up every day and you still cant believe how fast it happens
 LordZarano: The Tango design has 44 "overlapping" villages, with a chunk loader to prevent the game from merging them into 1
  TXC2: !break
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  TXC2: TemporallyAwry  WizardZedd  thanks for the answers
KeytarCat: @LordZarano oh that's a lot
 PsychoI3oy: hmmm
 inconsideratehat: *human noises*
 Gadora: Hrm.
CrazymattCaptain: I think one of the more advanced designs was about convincing minecraft that there were a lot of villages in an extremely small space
 beowuuf: hrrm
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: hrrm
 brieandbacon:  Hrm.
 TehAmelie: the thing with a village just being defined by a lot of doors is such an elegant hack
Snowcookies: hrrm
  TXC2: hrn
 TehAmelie: hoom
 Ravynn: hroom
 TehAmelie: wait that was an ent
7gorobei: hrrr
 Ravynn: Fill this chat with incomprehensible mouth noises
Snowcookies: hello fellow villagers, how y'all doing in this 1x5 space?
 Tandtroll_OG: hrrrrrmmm
KeytarCat: haaah
 LordZarano: hm!
Ryxiene: Harrrrnnn
 brieandbacon: @ravynn already do
KeytarCat: hmmm
 TehAmelie: the glass makes it feel so spacious
Snowcookies: ploop plop plop
 Tandtroll_OG: uuuh
 brieandbacon: herrm
KeytarCat: hrrrm
  TXC2: and we're back
  TXC2: now we have a purple shirt
 MrForceOfWill: Is there no MoC next week?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: see! just stop watching
  TXC2: !events
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 MrForceOfWill: Oh I didn’t see it on the schedule graphic
UncleExpendable: They're almost ripe
 Narcuru: so 4 adults and 2 kids?
Snowcookies: there's MoC up until the Christmas week
 Narcuru: maybe go mining?
 brieandbacon: @uncleexpendable 
 Drunk_Owl: What's your favorite record lately?
baskwalla: Tacos or Burritos?
Snowcookies: When was the last time you saw an iron golem?
ArtemisHuntress: What is your favorite tuque design?
 PsychoI3oy: the mines are right under these chunks, no?
 rogerivany: Mine straight down
 mathmaticalknight: should you fish for saddles?
 SpleenLord: What is the longest time you have spent villager watching
  ritchards: why is the lava source blocks not symmetrically placed?
 Strebenherz: Chunks downwards won't unload
 cassaclyzm: Best bread?
 ArkhamArchivist: Narrate the Villager Cube as Werner Herzog
frank_the_great: Hard shell or soft shell?
 MrForceOfWill:  opponent is playing extremely slow
 sirpythias: burrito bowl: chicken or pork
 Arikell: What is your favourite weird minecraft mechanic?
 poly_rebel: If you could bring back one lapsed LRR member full time, who would it be?:
 Easilycrazyhat: Game does not like this XD
 DeM0nFiRe: Can the villagers teach me their power to phase through walls?
ArtemisHuntress: Why is one of the villagers boomeringing towards us out of the glass?
 LurkerSpine: timpani or bongos?
 Gadora: Do sponges exist yet and can you dry them in a furnace to fill a water bucket yet?
Snowcookies: what was the last thing in your advent calendar?
 ArkhamArchivist: Corn or Flour tortilla
 TemporallyAwry: CrunchWarp or Calzone?
 cassaclyzm: I love the crunch but the form factor is difficult
 PsychoI3oy: hard shell burrito? that's a chimichanga and those are great
Jogela: 7! Is it now a flock?
 brieandbacon: Beethoven's 5th, or Moonlight Sonata?
  TXC2: !findquote minecraft
  LRRbot: Quote #5118: ""Serge cheats in Minecraft all the time." "But I don't use mods, so I still have the moral highground."" —James & Serge [2018-06-27]
WitchyTQ: correct answer. corn.
 Sacrenos: wtf is a hard shell burrito?!
 Ravynn: Coke or Pepsi
Jogela: Or a parlament?
 Easilycrazyhat: Flour,e easy
 rogerivany: You wrap the soft shell around the hard shell with some sour cream to hold them together.  Trust me on this for tacos.
  TXC2: Hello WitchyTQ
frank_the_great: Corn sucks imo. Flour OP
WitchyTQ: hi
 Drunk_Owl: you can have tacos two meals in a row
 brieandbacon: 
 Narcuru: sounds like you can have them again then!
 Drunk_Owl: or 5
 Ravynn: Yesterday afternoon is almost 24 hours away James!
WitchyTQ: Ashley I'll get tacos with you
Snowcookies: Will you buy Ashley tacos?
 MrForceOfWill: A wild Ashley has appeared
 beowuuf: tacnoes
 Ravynn: I don't know if I want gravy in a burrito
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: maximum carbs
 ArkhamArchivist: Yeah, yesterday was Taco Tuesday Eve, you should celebrate today too
baskwalla: That was a powerful question I guess...
 TemporallyAwry: You can put anything on a bun, nothing's stopping you from doing the same thing to a taco 
 LurkerSpine: Man, now I really miss living in New Mexico
 TehAmelie: maybe you can make the wrap out of potatoes, so it'll be like french fries. then you just fill up with cheese and sauce
 MrForceOfWill: Damn now I want tacos. Doordash do your thing
KeytarCat: @Ravynn Jack-in-the-Box has a meat and gravy burrito and it's the most decadent fast food I've had
 Strebenherz: I want to say just 10 villagers
 rogerivany: Where's my lab coat villager these days?
  TXC2: James advocating child labour here 
 TheElrad: But James, according to the Poutine compact you have to have Poutine after MoC 
Jogela: There is a clear way to find out
 TemporallyAwry: !explainPoutine
WitchyTQ: OH JAMES have you ever gone to the christmas lights thing at buchart?
 SpleenLord: Hrrm
WitchyTQ: we went this weekend and its AMAZING
  TXC2: TemporallyAwry  it's fries in gravy with cheese curds
WitchyTQ: omg ashely was there when i was then and i didnt know lmao
baskwalla: In 10 words or less, how's the new King doing Uno?
 TemporallyAwry: @TXC2 I was hoping for a fun command response  but I appreciate the live reply too.
 tyrsredritehand: How are you going to jump scare Serge this time?
 Godeke: I pushed my wife up and down the hills there in a wheel chair. I did not realize part of it was in the bottom of a quarry.
 TemporallyAwry: Unrelated, if you ever get a chance to try "Deep Fried Poutine" - don't.
WitchyTQ: @Godeke its a workout for sure
KeytarCat: @TemporallyAwry poutine chimi
  TXC2: TemporallyAwry  if the Scottish learn about poutein it could finish them off for good 
 TehAmelie: i like to substitute every part of the poutine with different forms of fried potato, sauce and cheese
  TXC2: do it as a Crossing the streams, like that Ice cream stream y'all did
Violet__Violence: takeout tuesdays
 Harvest25: Does loaded fries mean Poutine?
baskwalla: If you were to invite another person to join Mine O'Clock, who would it be?
WitchyTQ: the cell coverage is fine but its VERY busy at all times
BrookJustBones: Has there been any talk about a LRR remix week. Where the streams stay the same but the hosts switch for everything?
WitchyTQ: and LOTS of kids
  TXC2: WitchyTQ  ah good point
ms_ladymix: Also kind of expensive
 brieandbacon: and kids are gross...
 TheElrad: ooo, Kids, so Wheeler could shill more youtube subs 
ms_ladymix: Like it's worth it but it's not the cheapest ticket in town haha
 LurkerSpine: could just villager egg it?
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 MrForceOfWill: Hear me out here. Do an iron stomach challenge again on LRL or as an edited video
WitchyTQ: its not "cheap" yeah buts it definitely fair priced for the size of the place imo
 TehAmelie: ten villagers will attempt to spawn a golem, huh. i'm guessing the babies count
Snowcookies: We have iron stomach challenge at home, it's called Shame Inferno 
ms_ladymix: @WitchyTQ 100% I used to have a season's pass and that is a GOOD deal
 rogerivany: Mostly Beej...
WitchyTQ: omg i would so get teh season pass if i cared for driving lol
 TehAmelie: the wasabi roulette was fantastic
 TheElrad: can they shoot tennis balls at you again? 
 brieandbacon: Oh, the sandwich bit was goood
Snowcookies: The vodka thing was wild
 tyrsredritehand: Roll for sandwich was great!
ms_ladymix: @WitchyTQ Yeah I had it when I lived on the Peninsula, used to go every Sunday, it was a dream!
 LordZarano: Eating fruit wrong was a live bit right?
 electric_claire: Do a cotton stomach challenge: treat yourselves to a nice meal at the best restaurant in town
 TemporallyAwry: "Corned Beef Hash" (in jacob's voice) still plays in my head whenever I see it in the store.
baskwalla: The carmeled _anything_ bit was so good
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: but what if it were doughnuts?
  TXC2: acid reflux is a thing 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Gastronomic distress
 TheElrad: you say that James, and then you play coffee pong for a week 
 Bowlsrus2000: 
 TemporallyAwry: @baskwalla I need to go rewatch that!
 LurkerSpine: don't get rummacled in your stomachal
 Nigouki: not idling until Let's Nope?
  TXC2: !events
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 LordZarano: !next
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Snowcookies: Camian Christmas
 brieandbacon: !pie
 JoeKim: oh god
 JoeKim: i remember this design
  TXC2: hello JoeKim  welcome
 JoeKim: so much pain
Snowcookies: hi Joe, do you like 1.6 Minecraft?
 spethycakes: Joe! 
 JoeKim: yeah. the rules were so different then
  TXC2: dang Uno's got an arm on him
 Strebenherz: That's some impressive egging
 JoeKim: i feel like mojang didnt know what tto do and kept changing villager rules every major patch
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: that's why they call him the egg man
ThorSokar: Just checked the spreadsheet this is #8 for Cam and Ian christmas
 TemporallyAwry: At this rate it would have been faster to go grab the other villagers 
 Cavemanhar: I think there is 9
 Sunmare_Dragon37: also game awards on thursday 8
 Strebenherz: @JoeKim "Oh wait they can breed infinitely?  Whelp they need food now"
 brieandbacon: just the one villager actually...
 jessieimproved: 1.14 was such a monumental update for me
 Nigouki: they had to leave one villager to tell the tale of the kidnappers
  TXC2: faster, also this group could do with a wider gene pool 
Snowcookies: There's one note where they made iron golems only drop irons when players killed them but reverted it the next mini-patch
 TemporallyAwry: I didn't say easier, just faster 
 JoeKim: sounds like 3 hours of trailers to me
 DeM0nFiRe: The Game World Premieres
 JoeKim: with Commercial breaks of awards
 Barb4rian: Diablo IV announcement incoming!
 creasehearst: according to the wiki 2022 will be the 8th time that the Ian & Cam Christmas stream happens
 Arikell: Awards for the trailers would be interesting
 beowuuf: non-uk friendly thursday 
Kuolar: A Steam Deck a minute
frank_the_great: A deck a minute is wild lol
  TXC2: one hundred and eighty!
 creasehearst: 512GB Steam Deck
 Gadora: But you have to watch it on Steam.
sugarsh0t: you have to watch the stream through steam.tv and you have to register for it and you have to have purchased something from steam within the past year
 creasehearst: but only if you watch on Steam
frank_the_great: A porch deck actually /jk
frank_the_great: I can do that!
 creasehearst: the purchase thing is to verify your country
  TXC2: ten ten ten ten!
 Quaseymoto: What if the thing that I purchased in the past year includes a steam deck?
 LurkerSpine: There are games that are under 1 USD on steam, so that's not a strong requirement
 Strebenherz: Try staring straight up from the chests
KingTaltia: You're seeing the cows. that's the extra 2.
frank_the_great: All that for a drop of iron
 JoeKim: i just remember spending like
 JoeKim: a week
 Strebenherz: Think of it as a cone that includes everything you're looking at
 JoeKim: on the iron phoenix
 Gadora: @LurkerSpine It was a November something to November something period. Can't go buy now. They say it's to confirm region.
 JoeKim: and then it got patched out
 rogerivany: Iron Pheonix?
 JoeKim: Iron Phoenix was a iron farm mega build
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 CodeGorilla: Can you mod your steam deck to work as a stream deck? :|a
ThorSokar: Steam Decks are slick can confirm
 JoeKim: I mean. I'd take a free steam deck
frank_the_great: I will use it almost entirely on my couch, so not worth the $$$
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i'll have some free steam
 JoeKim: Considering how much i travel
 JoeKim: it'd be a solid pick up
baskwalla: It's a tough economy James
 Harvest25: James Catholic much?
 LordZarano: @CodeGorilla Probably, it has a touchscreen
TalpTheScot: maybe they cant perform when you are looking at them
TwitchTVsFrank: just get together and love one another right now
  TXC2: maybe inbreeding depression has already affected them ?
 Arikell: Can just imagine mojang trying to program in performance anxiety
WitchyTQ: end uno to get the last villager asnd see which happens first
TwitchTVsFrank: can you put on some smooth jazz
 brieandbacon: play them some Barry White
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Uno
Snowcookies: bye Uno
 JoeKim: wasn't this the patch where the villager farm is just a thousand doors in a pit
frank_the_great: INTO THE PIT
 Strebenherz: Pretty much doors and a pit yeah
 Narcuru: its 40 doors *around* a pit
 JoeKim: it shouldnt . . .
 sirpythias: im wondering if the space constraint is what limits their breeding so they dont go infinite
 JoeKim: from what i remember
 LordZarano: Well hello random fire
noSmokeFire: entity cramming should put a hard cap on the number villagers in the pod
 TheElrad: still waiting for the iron?
  TXC2: TheElrad  still waiting on the villagers to breed
 rogerivany: We could put a torch in there.
TwitchTVsFrank: cold blooded
 accountmadeforants: So uh... I just saw that Elden Ring's getting a new patch tomorrow. I'm starting to think the CTS randomizer series is cursed/blessed.
 TheElrad: luckily that there's no talking sim, you can wait for hours 
 BrowneePoints: You can't just put villagers in the love box in full view and expect babies
  TXC2: you can't rush the mircale of creation James 
  TXC2: *miracle
 BrowneePoints: nah you said mircale
 LordZarano: Another one!?!
 BrowneePoints: everything is now said in my uncle's accent
 rogerivany: XP farm
 Tandtroll_OG: saddle!
  Juliamon: Sometimes you just oops into a dungeon
 TemporallyAwry: dang, another zombie, woulda been awesome if it were skeletons.
  ritchards: Saddle? Horse time!
baskwalla: But what if... 2?
 Tandtroll_OG: auspicious
noSmokeFire: hey look, iron
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  and I would have said miracle if spellcheck had changed it like I told it to 
  ritchards: Lady Tarka cursed Serge, and it is a powerful curse...
 BrowneePoints: oh snap that makes this the Yawning Portal
TalpTheScot: told you, they couldnt do it with you looking at them
 BrowneePoints: which makes James Durnan
 rogerivany: It's said 9 before though...
 TemporallyAwry: It'll be really useful for creating a mob-switch if you ever have a need for that.
TalpTheScot: performance anxiety
 Wolfstrike_NL:   
 TheElrad: Hnnnn
  ritchards: is it counting the bats?
TwitchTVsFrank: could you load that spawner and the iron farm at the same time?
noSmokeFire: the iron farm should basically work as long as the farm is loaded, which will be in a large area
TwitchTVsFrank: the other xp farm is kinda far away
TwitchTVsFrank: im unfamiliar with ranges
 DEATHlikescats: the snow is festive
 LordZarano: Chests having no break texture is freaky
  TXC2: 
noSmokeFire: do they need to be adults?
 BrowneePoints: @TXC2 now I know why "mircale" in a spanish accent was making me laugh so hard. Cuz Miercoles is Wednesday
 Strebenherz: GOT THERE!
baskwalla: Congrats!
 DEATHlikescats: how Canada of you to doom yourself eternal snow
 cassaclyzm: wooooo
 Wolfstrike_NL:   
TwitchTVsFrank:    
Snowcookies: nice
Amentur: Got there 
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  ha neat
 inconsideratehat:  
Boon_33: 2mins on the clock
 Cavemanhar: right at the end
noSmokeFire:  crimes!
  TXC2: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 TehAmelie: love it when things work
 PsychoI3oy:    
 brieandbacon: !murder
 FenrisSchafer:   
 Barb4rian:      
  TXC2:   
 DEATHlikescats:    
 MyBuddySuperfly:   
 rogerivany: Lets clip it for the highlight reel
baskwalla:   
 LordZarano:  
  TXC2: love it when a plan comes together
noSmokeFire: of course, this farm is currently still iron negative
ThorSokar: free iron forever!
 FuzzyFozzy:   
 Strebenherz:   
 brieandbacon:  
 Tandtroll_OG: very nice
 badpandabear:   
 LordZarano: @ThorSokar *until an update beaks it
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/EsteemedAlluringClipzHumbleLife-Xq32bM8wscItQjdl
 TemporallyAwry: If you're going to afk, it might be worth converting that closer spawner 
 TemporallyAwry: You can back a few hundered zombies, I'm sure the server could take it 
TwitchTVsFrank: you could afk with the mouse button taped down
ThorSokar: should pop in pretty soon here
 rogerivany: Does that still give 3-5 ingots?
 TehAmelie: soon as the villagers go "hey we should have a golem here somewhere"
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noSmokeFire: can we check inside the farm somehow to make sure there's no golem stuck inside?
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/NaiveResilientRavenBlargNaut-_iFLZIeeTzFw_5y4
 Barb4rian: The villager sludge will take over the earth
 TemporallyAwry: Entity Cramming - it's a feature 
  TXC2: the (lack of) space will prevent that
TwitchTVsFrank: they should stop based on the number of doors
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
 creasehearst: "villagers will mate as long as the population is less than 35% of valid doors, rounded down."
noSmokeFire: a lot of minecraft spawns have the possibility of failure, so if it only tries every 2 minutes no matter what you'd expect the occasional 4 or 6 minute cycle
 Barb4rian: 
baskwalla: Thanks James. Thanks all
TwitchTVsFrank:  
ThorSokar: there he is!
  TXC2: well that was 5 mins
 shurtal: BANG BONG BONG BONK BOING
 rogerivany: sounds like it's working
 LordZarano: 
 Strebenherz: The sweet sweet noise of golem suffering
  ritchards: oh it's quantum! it doesn't work if you are looking!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming James
Boon_33: woo
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Boon_33:  
 SpacePotato01: thanks for streaming
 brieandbacon: Thanks for the stream!
 DudelidouX: Hope it won't fill the system
Boon_33: thanks for the stream!
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 JoeKim: in the meantime. we pray for tarky wipe
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 brieandbacon: !uno
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 GapFiller: !dos
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  ritchards: (aside from Streaming videos)
  TXC2: Forums: the crab of the internet
sugarsh0t: byeeee
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: bye
 GreatWahooney: ohh, I thought I was late for Talking Sim, but I am in fact early!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bye!
 GreatWahooney: cool!
  ritchards: you are a week early!
  Juliamon: oh julie have you not seen all the uno commands
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
 GapFiller: missed the first half of that spiel did James say hes coming back inna bit to cover for no Talkin Sim this week?
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 Lizardman175: !tres
  LRRbot: Anche RebelliousUno è in streaming. Assicurati di controllare la sua visione del flusso e dargli un seguito! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
  ritchards: @GapFiller James is busy, otherwise he would have Bonus stream
  TXC2: !shi
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  TXC2: !vagh
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 GapFiller: ritchards so nothing until Lets Nope then gotit
  Juliamon: bok bok bok
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