PotatoWraiths: I think I remember how to do this
PotatoWraiths: this is the one where the boys are loud, right
Juliamon: mhm
Earthenone: turn your lights down and your speakers up
Earthenone: (or not)
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Juliamon: that sure is a tweet
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Valbatross_: playfr3Hello
Mr_Horrible: Man, this track always makes me wanna listen to both Chipzel AND BGC
ratstronomer: playfr3Hello playfr3Hello playfr3Hello playfr3Hello
Mr_Horrible: what am I to do
DoctorHutch: lrrSPOOPY
NightValien28: playfr3Hello
baronsamedi23: meds reminders for those who may need it
saucemaster5000: I know this game is well liked and I watched last week's stream, but I've literally forgotten everything about it
Mr_Horrible: 2 weeks away can do that
saucemaster5000: oh right, 2 weeks, that'd do it
Juliamon: robit-people, redacted words, anime
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 I mostly just remember it being "What we were East Germany, but in space?"
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Juliamon: that's what I remember, anyway
Forgebold: lrrFINE
Tvforchickens: soon
electra310: Spoop time!
Juliamon: I remember there's a word that we're not permitted to say any more under threat of punishment, and also a knife wife
vellebastet: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Mr_Horrible: Lookin' from a photo, facility is all fucky with zombie androids, met the admin and he shoved us down an elevator
Tvforchickens: spoop indeed
Mr_Horrible: and Knife-chan
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!! <3
Orxolon: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
baronsamedi23: joltyaNice joltyaNice joltyaNice
Mr_Horrible: sofieHello Jacqui
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @jacqui_lantern234 !
patrick_stonecrusher: listening to the radio puzzles
Juliamon: oh, and the fluid puzzle where they GIVE YOU the answer
kumatsu: intro fully working 👀
saucemaster5000: was it top down? think it's coming back to me
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Mr_Horrible: oh and Adam gave Ben a big ol' smooch last time
hatboozeparty: lrrSPOOP ?
Mr_Horrible: let's see if it happens again
patrick_stonecrusher: oh yeah! we got patches'd!
DoctorHutch: lrrSPOOPY
They_Are_Alyx: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
electra310: Where are they? :O
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, they're finally ghosts
vellebastet: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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lamina5432: evening
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mitomanox: where de boyz
Blakemcm: pappa bless this stream
MegaDosX: Oh no
adept_nekomancer: Well, this certainly is an opening.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
blip2004: hoods not deep enough
PhorrestGaze: lrrSPOOP
Valbatross_: ah, pentiment
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah
saucemaster5000: Alright who let the jawa have a chair
GhostValv: oh hi
MrUglama: father i have sinned
neisan2112: For half a second I thought Ben was Ian from the beard
hatboozeparty: Cult? lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: that's some moire-ing
laundreydhull: O_O
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
TehAmelie: Ben Kenobi?
NightValien28: GOOD ONE
underhill33: hahaha
baronsamedi23: joltyaNice delthe3TW3RK joltyaNice delthe3TW3RK
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon that one's my favorite because everyone I've seen (myself included) has ignored the instructions at first
kumatsu: Yes, very solemn
electra310: Got there!
hatboozeparty: Hi dad
NightValien28: take two
noSmokeFire: I'm suddenly reminded that emperor palpatine was scooting his feet to get around on his rolling chair
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown
laundreydhull: NOPE
patrick_stonecrusher: vow of silence lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hi, Dad!
jacqui_lantern234: ben we're the same age!
themostjoast: flawless no notes
ghyllnox: Mawp
Forgebold: hello, brother Ben
saucemaster5000: yaaay
Mr_Horrible: something something sanctus
baronsamedi23: delthe3WOWEE
Valbatross_: ketamine!
SnackPak_: I guess
ritchards: TUrning that volume down...
Vergotterung: lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: drugs! drugs! drugs!
Boon_33: ah-man-ayse
Vergotterung: derailed
ShaneLeeAtk: Way ahead of you
NightValien28: drugs drugs drugs
kimmiekoneko: 2s daYYY
TemporallyAwry: #notacult
mitomanox: lets dope
MegaDosX: You betta recognise
Mr_Horrible: *Franciscan monk voice* "Pass me the splif, homie"
ritchards: Drugs are not the answer... Drugs are the question. Yes is the answer!
Despoiler98: kivaFine kivaFine kivaFine kivaFine
noSmokeFire: we're gonna REC IT
electra310: Not two, five is right out
saucemaster5000: watch choo choo charles be 20 minutes long
thefightnerd: three IS a number!
GenericHerooo: #kindofacult (?)
ritchards: Can Ben even see?
mitomanox: it's a magic number
Haroldholmes25: choo choo charles
jessieimproved: remember the yes, and Adam
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
Laserbeaks_Fury: Threes Company
laundreydhull: 3 Episodes of Half-Life- wait a minute...
matthaus_c: Chooshua
Dog_of_Myth: Praise the Train
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 That would be outstandingly hilarious
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Drathak: xomHYPERS
jacqui_lantern234: LUL WHOMST?!
electra310: Chaaaaaarlieeeee
kimmiekoneko: isn't it something about mary in 3 days
mitomanox: sure
vellebastet: "In many works of fiction, 3 is a number." - Ben Ulmer
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
jessieimproved: froot froot amen
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! KonCha lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Valbatross_: so ben got a new coat
matthaus_c: lmao good luck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I reject the concept of sin.
Mr_Horrible: LUL
brainbosh: On the most holy of days, 6/9...
BusTed: tick tock tick tock
GhostValv: good bit streamers :)
Blakemcm: slap this game and call it done bebe, we gotta get the choo choo charlz boiiii
Mr_Horrible: literal actual CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You have about 7-9 hours of Signalis left, probably.
kumatsu: oh boy, Adam's drinking chromakey juice
saucemaster5000: Time for first time speedrun
matthaus_c: I missed the main event of my Tuesday last week
jacqui_lantern234: @Dread_Pirate_Westley clearly you havent read some of the shit i type
MegaDosX: I mean, this is Ben Ulmer, noted speedrunner for that one game they did on Let's Nope a bit ago
Orxolon: love the hoodie Ben
Vergotterung: and Callisto Protocol
MegaDosX: And Adam's good at that Returnal game so that means he's surely good at speedrunning
neisan2112: Right after DB I think
Mr_Horrible: a playthrough if you're not rubbing your body on everything for L O R E could probably be done in 3 streams, if you hustle
saucemaster5000: oh yeah I played the new dark pictures. they added "gameplay"
They_Are_Alyx: The Devil In Me?
Haroldholmes25: yeah that's it
mitomanox: de sacred hoodie
MyBuddySuperfly: It's called Jeffrey lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: achoony
Orxolon: hi
BusTed: And choo-choo with you-you.
DoctorHutch: Froot Froot
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, Devil in Me, and its *horrendously* buggy co-op
mitomanox: hoodie x 2
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Che is risen (che is risen indeed)
adept_nekomancer: we choo-choo-choose it.
gibbousm: exactly Ben
DeM0nFiRe: Our father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy train
neisan2112: Taco Tuesday
NarishmaReborn: Taco Tuesday
hatboozeparty: I have pizza on tuesdays
They_Are_Alyx: Taco Tuesday
Mr_Horrible: we get garbage from our Great Vault
EvilBadman: it's taco tuesday
saucemaster5000: Tacos can happen any day
TemporallyAwry: HotDog Tuesday Kappa
on_and_awful: oh yes, fill chat's Tuesday.
neisan2112: I had half off tacos for lunch today
jacqui_lantern234: fuck now im hungry :(
matthaus_c: you can celebrate Taco Tuesday during Let's Nope
patrick_stonecrusher: goin up to the club, on a tuesday
CastleOtranto: Let's Nope is my Tuesday night vibe.
matthaus_c: @CastleOtranto hehe vibe
WhirlwindAbyss: Running Mythics while im watching lol
Mr_Horrible: before it was outlawed in Canada Kappa
Yolysses: Tacos?
kumatsu: I used to partake in Taco Tuesday, but no longer
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Robot_Bones: Before it was smuggled across the line
Blakemcm: ive done worse
Mr_Horrible: more "congealed" than "cold"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: how...how was the cold double down
Vergotterung: Adam nooo
matthaus_c: glue?
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Austere_Squire: 15 months of let's nope and finding out adam's sandwich crimes
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Kramburger: Adam that's a cry for help bud
DoctorHutch: Nuggie Centurian?
KeytarCat: No joke, Let's Nope is why I look forward to Tuesdays
MyBuddySuperfly: watermelon and mustard?
gualdhar: oh this is gonna be good
BusTed: is this floor grape
TemporallyAwry: Ketchup on Icecream?
Juliamon: The grape story?
hatboozeparty: James is an enabler
Anubis169: meow...
MegaDosX: This shouldn't surprise anyone that James is involved
BusTed: oh, the old burger
GenericHerooo: @keytarcat Same
MyBuddySuperfly: ADAM
Austere_Squire: Adam, no
Blakemcm: Thats Metal dude
SnackPak_: 2 days is a lot
Austere_Squire: It wasn't refrigerated?
Juliamon: We all expected the grape story
MegaDosX: Adam eating glue was far more horrific than that
gibbousm: its mcdonalds its probably fine
matthaus_c: royale with cheese is still a royale with cheese 2 days later
gualdhar: FoodPoisoning.jpg
Catcard: oh my god
Anubis169: McDonalds is scary, it doesn't go off
Orxolon: what happened last tuesday?
saucemaster5000: might be even better after 2 days
Robot_Bones: 2 day old McDs is fresh
notthepenguins: that's... Adam no...
PhorrestGaze: mcdonalds hamburger doesn't age
TemporallyAwry: From McDees? There's enough preservatives it'd still be fine.
adept_nekomancer: It's McDonalds, it probably isn't capable of decaying
Kramburger: Didn't featherweight do a comic with James' professional enabling service?
Kramburger: BEN WHAT
MegaDosX: Ben.
Kramburger: BEN NO
Austere_Squire: Gentleman, how
Blakemcm: naw if you cook it its fine
notthepenguins: BEN
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the cooked chicken is fine.
bobokiddo: i mean it's kind of gross but it's mcdonalds so it's probably fine
jacqui_lantern234: BEN NO
Kramburger: BEEEN
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the raw chicken is the concern.
ArdCollider: "well, someone didn't wash their hands when they came back from trash duty." --HS friend, thoughtfully mulling over a bite of his McDs
thefightnerd: its true
noSmokeFire: bacteria like eating cooked chicken just as much as you do
Anubis169: Ben, that's a good way to get D&V
TheMerricat: cooking kills some of the bacteria it doesn't kill at all when you leave it out for the couple of hours it grows back
Dog_of_Myth: Very bad
notthepenguins: oh cooked is okayish
MyBuddySuperfly: sorry, people eat raw chicken?
themysticmogul: Cooked chicken is fine, eat the bird flesh.
matthaus_c: look at all the food safety experts in chat
Blakemcm: raw bad cooked is who cares
jibkat: did I hear tacos?
thefightnerd: i just got food poisoning from bacon that was sitting out too long
hatboozeparty: Dont leave food on room temp
BjjBrain: naww
noSmokeFire: bacteria are everywhere
MegaDosX: I mean.
Vergotterung: more than a few hours can grow bacteria
MegaDosX: Maybe.
NonjaBiru: yes
saucemaster5000: That's exactly what we think
gualdhar: cooked chicken still gets bacteria and shit on it very quickly
hitlimitplays: Yes exactly that
Krayvern: The foot temp danger zone. Bacteria thrives in room temp, and within 2 hours it can become pretty nasty in there. Only getting worse with time
notthepenguins: given some of your stories yes
Blakemcm: i do that with steaks
GhostofJeffGoldblum: people really overestimatew how quickly pathogens can grow.
Mr_Horrible: Ben, leaving chicken breasts on the counter for 3 hours: "This is cooking, right?" *eats it*
PhorrestGaze: mix one raw one in with the order
SurfDownstage: Yeah but Adam you're built different
WaffleMedia: this is the spookiest part of the stream so far
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 2-3 hours is *fine*. source: am biologist.
themysticmogul: Why not? Eat when you're hungry sleep when you're tired. The Dao is eating old chicken.
PharaohBender27: D:
saucemaster5000: they saw their opportunity
jibkat: NOOOO
ritchards: we know Friday Nights Ben rolls the dice on freezer salad...
TemporallyAwry: What about day(s) old pizza? You're not the type that just buys a pizza and leaves it on the counter for multiple days?
matthaus_c: my man almost got sent into an isekai
Driosenth: Adam, you could have been isakied
BusTed: coulda gotten isekaid
jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT
GhostValv: shoutout to public infrastructure
Kramburger: TBF Ben eats chicken nuggets which don't contain enough to be dangerous
SurfDownstage: D:
saucemaster5000: jesus that's actually scary
GhostValv: and public transport
MegaDosX: Glad we're in this timeline
Mr_Horrible: Truck-kun better back off dazeGun
vellebastet: !
Dog_of_Myth: Don't mess with Truck-kun
Orxolon: so happy you are ok,Adam
Anubis169: Don't get hit by a truck Adam, we only have one of you and you're irreplaceable and valued
Mr_Horrible: yeah, but usually via getting hit by a truck
Diabore: usually by death
themysticmogul: You get transported by truck.
MegaDosX: Yeah but it's often by being hit by a truck
Austere_Squire: usually after getting hit by truck-kun
adept_nekomancer: It is, but you usually get hit by a truck first.
neisan2112: Truck Kun was out to get you
themysticmogul: Explicitly a truck, 90% of the time.
Seth_Erickson: typically you get hit by a truck and die and get isekai'd Adam
Juliamon: That's HOW you get transported
KeytarCat: North American roads are terrifying
blip2004: you could have been Zombieland Saga'd
brainbosh: Yes, that is what isekai is
jibkat: izasakid tend to be afterlives
Kramburger: Technically heaven's another world
hatboozeparty: The isekai bus is real and you cant change my mind
Mr_Horrible: I will *not* touch grass you cannot make me
Joecool190: that is how they start so many times
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SurfDownstage: Portal to the truck dimension
ghost_waz: Is the problem that we're Twitch Chat?
Dog_of_Myth: I know I do, but I keep watching you.
ifritleviathan: everyone is immortal until proven
Pheonix888: That is the start of so many. Truck + Face = isekai
gualdhar: we're twitch chat of course we have a problem
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TemporallyAwry: That start a lot of Isekai's with you getting killed so that it doesn't have the "moral issue" of the protagonist not wanting to return home. PrideShrug
lamina5432: first he wasn't saving anyone so not an isekai
Blakemcm: truck kun kills them
Kramburger: Life on Mars rules bud
MegaDosX: Honestly glad that we're in this timeline though, where Adam avoided disaster
Austere_Squire: they get hit by truck-kun and get sent to the isekai world
brainbosh: Yep, its reincarnation a lot of the time
jibkat: Being hit by a bus is the most common style
Diabore: either transported as is or reincarnated
7gorobei: truck is the modus operandi of isekai
jibkat: double points if they save a kid
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣
TheMerricat: 90% of modern Isekai are reincarnation stories
Seth_Erickson: Truck-kun is a well known character in many Isekai lores
neisan2112: There's a manga about Truck-kun to send people to other worlds
PhorrestGaze: or they disappear or plug into the game
jacqui_lantern234: id whisper "can i have your tv?"
Diabore: theres a manga about the driver of truck kun
MegaDosX: "Can I have your Netflix account?"
Nigouki: mango
Mr_Horrible: showing up at someone's eulogy and being like "kinda mid tbh. Have any of y'all heard of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?"
uchihab7: Im sorry u are not going to quote trixie and katya without giving credit
matthaus_c: I love the toys from menga
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Diabore: yes
MegaDosX: Sounds about right
Kramburger: I'd show up to Adam's funeral in a dark suit and stand a mysteriously appropiate distance away watching silently to give Adam more mistique in death
hatboozeparty: The manga bus is coming
Mr_Horrible: that's just Anime "Rubber"
neisan2112: Its pretty great
saucemaster5000: It's large marge
Orxolon: windslam pokemon
Austere_Squire: send Adam to HunterxHunter
GhostValv: there's a manhua about a person who has to supply chosen ones to different worlds
matthaus_c: send Adam to Springfield
neisan2112: Its called Isekai Transporter
Diabore: i tink adam would be a good blacksmith
saucemaster5000: but only a mediocre blacksmith
MegaDosX: @Kramburger I'm picturing this with you holding a black umbrella in pouring rain, just watching the funeral with an inscrutable gaze
Drathak: Adam you could be a blacksmith in THIS world
kumatsu: There's at least 3 manga about "isekaied and became a blacksmith"
gualdhar: I want to get isekaied to be the richest person in the world
Juliamon: It's very trendy for isekai to just be a random joe right now
Mr_Horrible: "We gotta *beat* this game" *Talks about isekais for 10 minutes* lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: Send me to disneyland
Kramburger: @MegaDosX That's the plan, ideally
MegaDosX: Doesn't exist Ben
SurfDownstage: D:
YeomanAres: with grimey
public_key_reveal_party: umm
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
HadesLeprechaun: The Shire
princess_intell: did he say blacksmith? because Adam could TOTALLY be a blacksmith
MegaDosX: Sorry
MyBuddySuperfly: >:[
adept_nekomancer: Ben bringing it full-circle
Austere_Squire: No such world, ben
Diabore: @Drathak all love for our boy, it takes so long to be a blacksmith
Mr_Horrible: what a very specific other world
gualdhar: that world doesn't exist Ben
uchihab7: Its trainer ben and his annihilape!
Seth_Erickson: That's just the Dark Ages Ben Kappa
hatboozeparty: We judge because we care :)
HadesLeprechaun: not Middle-Earth, just The Shire
vellebastet: GOT 'EM
themysticmogul: You get the cheat power to eat old chicken. Somehow this lets you boost your magic.
Vergotterung: Ben the refrigerator exists
gibbousm: the isekai genre has been around forever. Mark Twain wrote an isekai novel
Seth_Erickson: you want time travel
ArdCollider: chosen by bacteria!
jacqui_lantern234: then maybe dont leave chicken out on the kitchen counter! :p
public_key_reveal_party: what did I come into
Diabore: mcdonalds
Mr_Horrible: the fries never un-freshen
patrick_stonecrusher: earthbound
unicornly: i can't judge. i eat choco chip cookies with dill dip
Diabore: 2 day old mcdonalds
SnackPak_: you wanna get the shits, go ahead
Austere_Squire: it tastes just like you ordered it, but does it have bacteria, etc, just like you ordered it?
hitlimitplays: Yea the chosen one for a stomach bug in that world
Kramburger: KK gotta go talk about my bad brain feelings catch you in a bit
shendaras: Those delicious bacteria
Vergotterung: also the microwave
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hatboozeparty: Heat it?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's just objectively false.
noSmokeFire: then heat it up!!!!
bethy_kins24: microwave exist
jacqui_lantern234: use a microwave!!!
public_key_reveal_party: I am expiriencing fear
TehAmelie: a world where germs respect human-prepared food
Juliamon: Microwaves exist
NonjaBiru: Reincarnated Into Another World Where Food Crimes Don't Exist
princess_intell: that's why they invented ovens Benjamin
bobokiddo: or airfryer
TheMerricat: so essentially you both want to have super regeneration powers or invulnerability to disease
matthaus_c: chicken tastes better when it's fighting for its life
electra310: You need an air fryer
Vergotterung: then you get food poisining
saucemaster5000: wait for at least one fly to get at it
adept_nekomancer: What you're looking for is some sort of magic D&D backpack that just keeps your inventory in statis.
Seth_Erickson: Also Mcdonalds fries have the shortest half life of any fast food fry
Austere_Squire: you're both allowed to be wrong at the same time
Amentur: There's an isekai about a wrestler that just wants to have a per shop. He German suplexes the princess for telling him he has to do some great duty
Vergotterung: hhahaha what a terrible world
Bunny_yote: 3hour old nuggies are the best
MyBuddySuperfly: alive chickens exists
Mr_Horrible: wait, the appliance, or, like, the whole wavelength?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Chat, you will not get food poisoning from cooked chicken that was at room temperature for 2-3 hours.
MyBuddySuperfly: :D
uchihab7: Did adam see his pokemon-sona final form lol
Diabore: fire
bobokiddo: fire
noSmokeFire: My Isekai My House My Rules
MegaDosX: Fire
azninsect: fire
BusTed: how was the chicken cooked in the first place
Diabore: you got fire over there ben?
PhilanthropyLich: Basic thermodynamics
CaptinOfBeez: breakroom toaster ovens
DeM0nFiRe: *changes name to DeM0n*
MegaDosX: What a dismal world
Juliamon: It's nearly 20 minutes after the hour, you dorks
Sogheim: "This Is My Isekai and I'll Do What I Want" is probably already a manga
MyBuddySuperfly: the sun?
Vergotterung: how would you cook it in the first place lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: love a sun chicken
eon_streams: love a buch
TehAmelie: i've had salmonella a few times. i haven't had it from eating four day old fried chicken
Driosenth: Ben knows of microwave ovens, he just just doesn't believe they can accomplish their goals
adept_nekomancer: Does the sun exist?
Mr_Horrible: wow, Prometheus been slacking
ifritleviathan: stop talking about food it's 1in the morning for me there are no delivery places kopen for me
matthaus_c: ah, you'd be at home
hatboozeparty: If everything is room temp, just go to a hotter/colder room.
princess_intell: what the eff kind of conversation did I walk into
bethy_kins24: I jsut got a combo air fryer/toaster oven today
public_key_reveal_party: you can get things hot exactly once
MyBuddySuperfly: I mean... magnifying glasses and the sun
saucemaster5000: Just give the dinosaurs a monster energy drink
bethy_kins24: just*
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben confirmed creatinoist
Haroldholmes25: "we gotta finish this game this week" 30 minutes later
Juliamon: princess_intell Don't even worry about it
TheWarDoctor8: Krog Isekai when?>
GhostValv: :\
notthepenguins: humans and dinosaurs never overlapped...
matthaus_c: ocean hands, take me by the man SingsNote
jacqui_lantern234: ben, are you a creationist?!?!
kumatsu: ocean hand. Take me by the man
NarishmaReborn: that's not how evolution works
Mr_Horrible: getting eaten by one of those weird worms at the bottom of the trench in Peter Jackson's King Kong
Vergotterung: hahaha no just wrinkled hands
Austere_Squire: you'd start dissolving
Blakemcm: 10000% not how it works
Sogheim: Ben would do well in the Flintstones Expanded Universe
I_Am_Clockwork: Keep it up, we’re getting Ben to give up all sorts of modern amenities in his izikai life Kappa
kumatsu: @matthaus_c drift
MegaDosX: That is not how it works
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dinosaur World, or Shark Dimension?
public_key_reveal_party: I get all my science lessons from let's nope
El_Funko: You just need to form a symbiotic relationship with a nice dinosaur and cling to their belly
El_Funko: for sustenance
Krayvern: Ocean hands, take me by the...hands?
brat_the_wurst: you'd evolve into a crab
SurfDownstage: I'm a geneticist, that's definitely how it works
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You know what Ben, try it.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: WE can onlyt know if you try.
matthaus_c: @kumatsu benginFingers
NotCainNorAbel: I'll say that is not how that works
Diabore: staying in waater too long is dangerous
Octonomicon: Don't you guys have a door to dinosaur times? Just try it out.
objectivefailure: Evolution is not something an individual does, it's something a species does.
Boon_33: prune-man
jacqui_lantern234: overhydration, probably
MegaDosX: You would not have a fun time of things
uchihab7: Evolution takes hundreds of thousands of years
TheMerricat: your skin would slough off
Mr_Horrible: Becoming Crypt Keeper
El_Funko: Part of the bath, part of the crew
Krayvern: you'd die. For sure, too much hydration
MegaDosX: Yeah
Xed_Regulus: Complete muscular aphtophy
Austere_Squire: yes
MyBuddySuperfly: you'd get a bit wet
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It would not be...good.
themysticmogul: Ten years? Absolutley.
MegaDosX: Yes Ben
Valbatross_: it would work but it has to be the ocean
Juliamon: Human skin is not designed for long-term exposure
NotCainNorAbel: Thrench foot
uchihab7: Overhydration can kill u
ArkhamArchivist: Like that guy from The Truman Show
Austere_Squire: you can remove that in your isekai world, tho
NotCainNorAbel: Trench foot is a real thing
Boon_33: swamp butt too
SurfDownstage: Died of wet
LordZarano: The gap between non-avian dinosaurs and humans was longer than humans have been around for
7gorobei: it messes with mucosa
Valbatross_: the ocean is where all the evolution stuff happens
gibbousm: the dose makes the poison
Drathak: ohohohoho
CaptinOfBeez: there ahs to be a guru somewhere thats tried this
themysticmogul: Your cells contain more salt than most water you're in. If you sit in normal water, you'll absorb water until cells start dying.
MegaDosX: Of course it is
Vergotterung: you get pruney after a few minutes
Austere_Squire: no, your skin would still get fucked up
Sogheim: you are not a walrus, my dude. you are not Justin Long
gibbousm: everything is on the internet
Geldaran: if the water wasn't body temp, hypothermia would be an issue, even
SurfDownstage: no cookies D:
MegaDosX: Shocking.
matthaus_c: hate to break it to you but pokémon evolution is not how it works in biology
princess_intell: science is wild
Geldaran: hah, you read it before I could type it.
Seth_Erickson: Man has overturned centuries of scientific data by turning into Prune after 10 years in bathtub water
lackingsanity: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: You'd be fucked before too long
adept_nekomancer: I can't imagine why this hasn't been a research priority.
BusTed: WutFace
kumatsu: this is your horror game origin
ButterBall000: Getting the trenchfoot
Forgebold: Eeeaaauuugh
Valbatross_: wait are we water soluble
SurfDownstage: trenchbody
jibkat: scuba divers have super thin skin cause of this
themysticmogul: Water is pretty destructive.
TemporallyAwry: #ChatWasRight LuvOops
princess_intell: imagine foot rot, but everywhere
SurfDownstage: D:
jacqui_lantern234: well this turned
saucemaster5000: Yup definitely getting through signalis today
Austere_Squire: ben, can you please remove this from your isekai world?
vellebastet: Wow
MegaDosX: OK so.
themysticmogul: Water destroys metals. You're not metal
matthaus_c: that got dark
MegaDosX: Which government?
Blakemcm: too much of anything is bad.
vellebastet: What s start to this stream
jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 provably the US gov
Diabore: @PharaohBender27 THE government
Pazy160: Turns out this really is a horror stream.
ShaneLeeAtk: The more you know
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX The
noSmokeFire: "We really have to finish Signalis-- but first!"
HadesLeprechaun: sores is kind of evolving just in a bad way
Forgebold: Certainly a horrible intro to the horror game stream
Robot_Bones: Ben will not be evolving soon
amuseoffirebane: anyone else remember that rpg maker horror game about the "mermaids"....
TemporallyAwry: The real Nope were the topics we researched along the way.
princess_intell: because most people don't?
Valbatross_: oxygen is pretty fucked up too
saucemaster5000: It's King Triton's Fault
NarishmaReborn: who
uchihab7: All and any of the governments twitch chat
Nigouki: it's cuz we don't have smooth shark skin
MegaDosX: Oxygen is goddamn terrifying
shendaras: unsubscribe Ben's isekai world
Valbatross_: we're a real thrill seeker species
SurfDownstage: Everyone who tested it mysteriously drowned
NarishmaReborn: who is going to run that experiment
El_Funko: James Cameron is probably on this problem right now
Sogheim: wait, hold on, does this disprove that Walrus movie now? what the heck? dangit science!
ghyllnox: We don't even know why we sleep
TheMerricat: there are multiple reasons why it could be happening and that's the problem they don't know which is the full reason
JusticeJuice: Sun gives us cancer. Life is resistance.
BusTed: we saw the Nirvana album cover
notthepenguins: because it's an easy problem to avoid ben
NotCainNorAbel: If we go to space then we don't need to worry about the water thing
AzureishDragoon: There is a lot of stuff we just shrug our shoulders at. See: Half of our neurology
MegaDosX: Ben.
jibkat: babies can naturally swim
Pheonix888: babies have reflexes to not inhale water
El_Funko: The Nevermind album cover confirms yes
PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 Like, I can believe the US would do that, but we don't have designated "political prisoners"
TemporallyAwry: Babies can totally swim, and it's freaky!
fungal_bird: Newborns hold their breath, but not swim
patrick_stonecrusher: nirvana nevermind
jibkat: they float
jibkat: from baby fat
CaptinOfBeez: water is constantly trying to tear molocules apart
Vergotterung: they have no coordination ben
notthepenguins: "just get out of the bath dummy"
MegaDosX: "Do babies float?" - Ben Ulmer, 2022
matthaus_c: if babies can't swim explain sharks
jibkat: they also know to not breath water
princess_intell: @shendaras thank you for subscribing to bens world
DeM0nFiRe: BabyRage
ThorSokar: they float just fine
TheWarDoctor8: It is possible to teach them surprisingly early
Robot_Bones: we all float down here ben
kumatsu: yes Adam, I've seen that Nirvana album
Dromos_GHG: We all float down here
shendaras: @princess_intell wait, noo..
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jacqui_lantern234: yes ive seen the cover of Nevermind
Welbog: 40 or 50 babies in the water can consume an entire buffalo in about a minute.
princess_intell: babies actually float and have some capacity to swim before age 1
electra310: We are definitely going to finish Signalis tonight. :D
Valbatross_: we don't put babies in the water because we're afraid they'll remember when we were all fish and refuse to come out
Krayvern: Put your baby in a glass of water for 15-30 minutes to have a full grown adult.
saucemaster5000: the baby doesn't come out and do the butterfly
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Welbog a weapon to surpass metal gear...
PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 Oh, I think I found the article and it accuses the Chinese government of doing that.
matthaus_c: they didn't make the babies race swimming
Vergotterung: not once they start breathing air, Ben
gryfeathr: baby's automatically hold their breath and have a swimming reflex
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Babies are dumber now.
patrick_stonecrusher: you have to hold them by the ankle when you dunk them
ghyllnox: Umbilical cord ben
7gorobei: baby isnt using its lungs when it is born
Austere_Squire: so, is the horror game today just water?
Nigouki: Hey remember 15 min ago when you said you gotta finish Signalis today? Kappa
SurfDownstage: If babies aren't supposed to be in the water why is the womb full of water
Blakemcm: all blessing to the choosef
TehAmelie: i think you "don't" want to give them the Achilles heel
saucemaster5000: we can just talk about this for 3 hours and wait for choo choo charles next week
matthaus_c: idk Plato was a fucking idiot
SurfDownstage: boses
MyBuddySuperfly: via Baby Wi-Fi
jacqui_lantern234: yeah! look at ben leaving chicken out for hours! :p
Welbog: That's Moses
TheWarDoctor8: some people with pools get their infants taught to hold breath to make recovery time increase in case they fall in the pool
princess_intell: "hi my name is Ben and we'll be finishing signalis today"
gundamschwing: Aren't babies like 99% water?
NotCainNorAbel: Einstein figured out e=mc2 at 3 months
GhostValv: you're underestimating just how dumb people were
Kazman20a: you don't put babies in the water because they cool to rapidly, surface area to volume
PharaohBender27: @patrick_stonecrusher But then some JERK will shoot them in the ankle!
gundamschwing: Checkmate atheists
gualdhar: @patrick_stonecrusher like a baby nugget?
BrindleBoar: not to be confused with Baby Krosis
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this is isekai world get weird
neisan2112: We're totally finishing this game tonight
sydnius: Gritty is my only god
MegaDosX: Sure we can
MyBuddySuperfly: sir, this is a Wndy's
Austere_Squire: if it's your world, ben, you tell us why water wants us dead
ladylinzington: the look on ben's face as he realised mid way that he had NO idea how to finish that statement was perfect
MegaDosX: I mean, this has already been horrific enough, so.
SurfDownstage: lrrSPOOP
public_key_reveal_party: parting the red sea is the grossest analogy for birth I have ever heard
Vergotterung: Ben's Counter Chicken and Swimming Baby World
gundamschwing: We've been talking about babies. The horror stream has already begun.
ritchards: Can't, you say?
teejayrivers: He had to part the sea in order to get his basket to the princess of egypt
Valbatross_: if you put a baby in a water it evolves into Vaporeon
matthaus_c: extreme violence and cruelty
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Gore.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: There's some real gore coming.
Juliamon: Body horror probably
patrick_stonecrusher: @gualdhar just douse em in pink sauce
princess_intell: and general sci fi
vellebastet: oof
saucemaster5000: Hate Al Gore
bethy_kins24: KonCha
PhorrestGaze: I love Al Gore
SurfDownstage: Hit that subscribe button!
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Juliamon: Gore-geous boys: two of them
matthaus_c: LRR Streams
chonkski: Damn, I thought this was a cooking stream
Dread_Pirate_Westley: MLB speedster Terrance Gore?
TherapyforNarwhals: Dingle those bingles!
Forgebold: Gotta dingle the bingle
azninsect: sorry can only dongle the bongle
matthaus_c: show yourselves, dinglebinglers
Juliamon: room-temp food
HadesLeprechaun: isekai
saucemaster5000: No, I watch youtube for the articles no dingling
gundamschwing: Banana
public_key_reveal_party: @chonkski ben is a pro chef obvs
I_Am_Clockwork: I am a multi dingler
Robot_Bones: Remeber to use your amazon prime
MegaDosX: Apple.
hatboozeparty: Nuts
Forgebold: Bread
electra310: Pound Cake
SurfDownstage: ornge
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themysticmogul: Papadan
BusTed: McDonald's fries
Welbog: Apple
princess_intell: shelf stable candy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cookie.
ShaneLeeAtk: Cake
prince_infidel: I've dingled a bingle in my time
LaconicLad: pizza
gibbousm: cookies or brownies
jacqui_lantern234: avocado
laikagoat: banana
shendaras: a very dry cracker or something
matthaus_c: nuts
notthepenguins: banana
NarishmaReborn: avocado
dougma: Apple
TemporallyAwry: Your favorite expired fast-food Kappa
patrick_stonecrusher: kimchee
7gorobei: nuts
YeomanAres: pizza
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
vellebastet: ew
gundamschwing: Tim Hortons
LordZarano: butter
bethy_kins24: mm kimchi
themysticmogul: papad is basically a giant potato chip made out of bean curds. Fantastic stuff.
TehAmelie: smoked salmon
adept_nekomancer: orange
Vergotterung: 5 minutes really
treds0220: BeefSTEW
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, cashews are the best snack I think
noSmokeFire: FRIES are where you draw the line?
Seth_Erickson: mcdonald's fries have the smallest half life of any fast food fries and that's a fact
saucemaster5000: lukewarm porridge
Nigouki: microwaving hours old fries is perfectly fine
matthaus_c: you can read the latest notes you found ig
neisan2112: The frys after like 10 min max
Driosenth: Gravy Fries
Pheonix888: find the key to open the box to get the next key
princess_intell: who was it that called chat feral about a week ago? it was someone from LRR I think
TehAmelie: a cheese sandwich is nice if it's laid out enough to make the cheese just a little sweaty
matthaus_c: because the inventory is so restrictive, you Do Not need the plate for this section
BeastiePunk: Why do the shotgun shells remind me of Polaroid film
Mr_Horrible: hey man, take it up with the Nation
Mr_Horrible: they built the androids with no pockets
BusTed: There's a flash and everything.
adept_nekomancer: A picture you can pose for only once.
Mr_Horrible: Adler, everyone's favorite
TherapyforNarwhals: I fuckin love the owl house
shendaras: </3
matthaus_c: owl house, in the middle of owl street
BusTed: benginO7
vellebastet: I need to watch that
Mr_Horrible: Where there's an Owl Key, there must be an Owl Door
Pharmacistjudge: owl house? is the middle of owl street?
s0lesurviv0r: at least Riverdale is over
saucemaster5000: leave room for the 2 day old hamburger
TehAmelie: every show has to appeal to the widest possible audience to make the most possible money, obvs
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Pharmacistjudge: ok chat. would you drink a cup of water you left out for 2 days?
PotatoWraiths: I currently have a tape deck :D
BeastiePunk: Best of the Violent Femmes
Gascitygaming: Garth brooks, the red strokes
Mr_Horrible: ah, the most relatable: Annoying neighbors and their music
PhorrestGaze: now
PharaohBender27: @Pharmacistjudge No - it would have accumulated too much dust
BusTed: A bootlegged Jerky Boys tape.
Vergotterung: lolol
saucemaster5000: It's good to know your co-workers listen to you
BusTed: smile for the camera, zombies
patrick_stonecrusher: the first tape l remember having was Thriller
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
patrick_stonecrusher: l was like 5
Mr_Horrible: "We won't need healing" lrrBEEJ
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Driosenth: Whichever Wierd Al album had Amish Paradise on it was my go-to cassette tPe when i was a kid.
saucemaster5000: I broke my sister's little mermaid soundtrack tape on purpose
I_Am_Clockwork: Never lucky
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 :O
saucemaster5000: I mean, I was like 4 and didn't want to hear it again
Mr_Horrible: more like sauceMONSTER sofieD
Krayvern: actual psycho?
BusTed: They didn't want it part of their world.
SnackPak_: cold blooded
matthaus_c: I was saucemaster's sister, it was pretty fucked up
Vergotterung: a new Key!
Gascitygaming: my sister hit me over the head with a cast iron frying pan when we were little
saucemaster5000: yeah sorry bout that matthaus
Mr_Horrible: jesus that twofer
SurfDownstage: Still can't believe they named the evil authoritarian leader "Adler"
matthaus_c: so many patches you might get kicked down a hole
Haroldholmes25: squashing all the bugs with these patches
TehAmelie: the first tape i bought was an orchestral performance of Peer Gynt. what a snob
BeastiePunk: More film
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The 6 inventory slots was the only thing I didn't super love about this game. I feel like they could hvae achieved the same tension with like, 8, and been much less annoying.
TehAmelie: well, the score of Peer Gynt. "The hall of the mountain king" etc
AdamYMHMI: My first tape was the Terminator 2 soundtrack because I thought Arnold looked cool on a motorcycle.
Mr_Horrible: I think the only tapes I actually played on a cassette player were Falco and the Tenchi Muyo OST
BusTed: No fate but what we make.
Mr_Horrible: and past that I had a disc-man
Gascitygaming: Armageddon soundtrack was a banger for young me
saucemaster5000: lol I just texted my sister to ask her if I got in trouble for breaking her tape and she just texted back "no, damn it"
Mr_Horrible: good thing those legs are robotic cuz you're gonna use 'em
Juliamon: I missed the discussion start, was it tapes we *had* or *bought* because they're very different answers for me
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 Haha.
matthaus_c: you don't need the Plate here, btw
BusTed: The perfect crime.
LithelyUnshod: I mostly made mixtapes from the radio, TV, and my dad's CDs, but Weird Al was big for me
DJManaT: I played the hell out of the Cats Don't Dance soundtrack. Big and Loud is still a goodie and I will not tolerate anyone disagreeing with me (/s)
vellebastet: I honestly don't remember what tapes we had
vellebastet: omg!
saucemaster5000: OMG. That's brilliant
Drathak: SeemsGood
Mr_Horrible: DJManaT yeeeeeesssss
BusTed: Honestly if you could track it down in current day, that would be pretty impressive.
LithelyUnshod: I still have Bat Out Of Hell II on cassette
saucemaster5000: she's got a 2 year old, it's absolutely perfect
BrindleBoar: the brain on this man
vellebastet: Great idea
matthaus_c: saucemaster would never have come up with that on their own
saucemaster5000: She prefers words with more syllables
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 so then *she* can appreciate not wanting to hear it ever again lrrBEEJ
DJManaT: @Mr_Horrible \o high-five!
Welbog: Phrasing
Masslost: i remember i went to a yardsale and found a tape someone made of the Eagles hits i listened to that tape for hours
patrick_stonecrusher: ebay. if its not there it doesnt exist
BusTed: tqsKnife
Juliamon: I know I was given lots of tapes by my parents and friends and I made several off the radio before I ever actually bought one myself
azninsect: jennzKnife
LithelyUnshod: Adler? Irene?
Mr_Horrible: "Nor will we be missed"
PharaohBender27: "An none will miss us"
TehAmelie: i'm thinking my cousin was extremely happy when she got her toddler into Simon & Garfunkel
goombalax: ooh this has some very retro Resident evil vibes
vellebastet: "Get video gamed" - Ben
PharaohBender27: Also that pronunciation was *atrocious* :p
matthaus_c: don't need healing if you don't get hit
PharaohBender27: *And none
BeastiePunk: film
GhostofJeffGoldblum: At the risk of backseating, you can combine Repair Spray and Repair Patches to make a better healing item. I think you found the lore item that explains that in a roundabout way, is the only reason I risk mentioning it.
DarknessKingCoH: Remember when cd players could read data cd's, and you could have multiple albums on one disc.
TehAmelie: like, some parents have to listen to Let it Go 5000 times, she got to listen to Sound of Silence 5000 times
Mr_Horrible: Elster at Prestige 10 in the new Modern Warfare
LithelyUnshod: @DarknessKingCoH I felt like a god when I got a discman that could do it
saucemaster5000: wait... I DON"T remember that @DarknessKingCoH and wish I had known that!
goombalax: OG
Blakemcm: its in the re 1 remake
Sogheim: !quote sandwich
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Mr_Horrible: I think Adam was here for parts of RE1 remake
Juliamon: Not all CD players could, but when you found one that could, oh boy were you lucky
Blakemcm: i think it was you and Alex Ben?
They_Are_Alyx: I think that was pre-Adam
PharaohBender27: I think Graham and Alex were with you for RE1?
Greendrag13: Howldy!
saucemaster5000: it was one of the Adam clones he uses to skip work like in "multiplicity"
TehAmelie: i think Playstation still can. underrated CD player tbh
Mr_Horrible: I remember it was Ben and Graham for a couple of the RE1 streams
matthaus_c: RE HD was Alex and Ben
Mr_Horrible: "C" is the default keybind iirc
matthaus_c: meester kennedy
Mr_Horrible: so hit that when you're close to an enemy
saucemaster5000: voiced by Chris Pratt for the remake
goombalax: can't pet the dogs 0/10 remake
hatboozeparty: That ending in hd 👌
Greendrag13: They're jiggly AND screamy!
Mr_Horrible: "Mister Kennedy, here we come!"
hatboozeparty: Its just bland
Mr_Horrible: I'm sure it'll be fine, it was just a bit jarring
saucemaster5000: the movie looks completely fine, but also I don't really care
AdamYMHMI: Mario will always be Bob Hoskins to me.
Juliamon: People are only upset because Pratt himself promised big things
TehAmelie: he's just a jackass in his personal and public life
Welbog: Enter: Beej
Blade_Tiger: wow rude
Drathak: Not my amazingly complex and intricate mario brother storyyy
Mr_Horrible: *Mario dying noise*
matthaus_c: you heard it here first, Mario is mid
DudelidouX: Compared to everyone else it doesn't fit at all.
NarishmaReborn: shoulda reanimated bob hoskins for it
jacqui_lantern234: also chris pratt is actually a shit stain
brat_the_wurst: I was upset and then i realised I'm not the intended audience and stopped caring
Spritz_T: people complaining about the mario movie need to watch the original mario movie
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Well that and just . . . Pratt being problematic
Juliamon: And idk why anyone actually *believed* him
Valbatross_: I personally can't really fathom wanting a Mario movie, it just doesn't feel like good material for a movie
TheMerricat: People were upset for two reasons, one good. 1 It's Chris Pratt, one was bad, "It doesn't sound Italian"....
NarishmaReborn: Mario has already had a perfect film
Mr_Horrible: :)
saucemaster5000: Series went downhill after they added yoshi
Valbatross_: I love Zelda and I wouldn't want a Zelda movie
public_key_reveal_party: you're not... wrong? but don't you fear beej's wrath insulting Nintendo like that
JusticeJuice: I liked bowser in the 93 Mario movie.
public_key_reveal_party: same
Juliamon: in any case I lived through the first Mario movie when everyone had a huge hateboner for it, so I'm just big shrugs for this one
BusTed: "why are you here?"
vellebastet: The 3rd Mario game was the best
BusTed: "get out"
SK__Ren: 168.00
Last1031: I demand they use Bob Hoskins voice for the animation
Last1031: I know he is dead just splice it together
matthaus_c: you can tune the frequency without being on this screen
goombalax: what a neat, unannoying mechanic
saucemaster5000: Unfortunately Bob Hoskins has passed, but he will always be my mario, whether he wants it or not
I_Am_Clockwork: Mawp
SymphonicLolita: ough bad noise to tune into
TehAmelie: i never watched the old Mario movie, but i owned the novelization and read it multiple times. it was probably a more deeply entertaining experience to be fair
TheMerricat: 168....
BusTed: "die"
DarknessKingCoH: ermagird stirb
SK__Ren: I think at the end it highlighted one
DJManaT: oh god my ears
Drathak: ow
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie I have the novelization of "Howard the Duck" and it's one of the most amazing books on my shelf
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie Honestly watching the old Mario movie as a kid still ruled. And going back to it now it's deeply weird and campy, but some of the humor still hits just right
BusTed: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: the behind the scenes story about that movie were great
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
TherapyforNarwhals: The power of God
Haroldholmes25: oh hey it's from that rhystic studies vid
matthaus_c: for reference you don't need to go on the receiver screen to change the frequency :p
Sogheim: I know that painting!
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DJManaT: oh thank god
Juliamon: TehAmelie I both liked it and hated it at the same time (liked it as a movie and hated it for "not being Mario-y") but the important thing was that my MOM loved the hell out of it so I got to see it more than once
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
patrick_stonecrusher: oh hey that painting
I_Am_Clockwork: I… didn’t know you could radio them to death
Sogheim: that's the Isle of the Dead painting
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Juliamon: she adored the goombas
Mr_Horrible: like, I still laugh at the "3 marios" bit when they're in processing
BrindleBoar: stealth
saucemaster5000: I definitely had the movie on a taped cassette. Remember the taped cassette days?
Mr_Horrible: Orange are busted, Yellow you can open somehow
ButterBall000: hydraulic fluids
Mr_Horrible: why did we make them anime?
DudelidouX: It's oil
Aygar: It's coolent
NotCainNorAbel: 'why was I programed to feel pain'
Mr_Horrible: these are all valid questions
matthaus_c: if it bleeds we can kill it
SK__Ren: red oil
rosesmcgee: hydraulic fluid. and blood
saucemaster5000: to be fair @Juliamon , the goombas were kinda neat
Valbatross_: goo based engineering
rosesmcgee: pain is a good learning tool
SurfDownstage: To make it more satisfying to stab them
Dalrint: Cruelty?
Boon_33: if it ain't leaking than it's dry
SK__Ren: If they're AI robots you want them to understand pain for empathy
SymphonicLolita: woo
Lyropithic: Hurray!
matthaus_c: I'll be expecting my phd in the mail
rosesmcgee: I'll inform my father
Roger_Job329: Don't touch hot stove
Valbatross_: *hastily deleting my much less smart comment*
LordZarano: There's humans that are born not being able to feel pain. They die very young
Robot_Bones: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
vetr1c: Smrt!
jacqui_lantern234: i mean, debatable, Matthaus and i ARE currently here :p
7gorobei: if it doesnt hurt to stub your toe, pretty soon you wont have toes
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's a hellish condition to have
CaptainSpam: Pain exists for a REASON.
matthaus_c: @jacqui_lantern234 we need to sap their brain cells faster
BrindleBoar: augh
PharaohBender27: Ooof
BusTed: Ouch.
matthaus_c: cool tat
SymphonicLolita: rekt
Mr_Horrible: some folks would pay a lot for that
underhill33: ooof
vellebastet: Oooohhh nooooooo
Valbatross_: oof
CaptainSpam: Yikes.
jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
ratstronomer: Not the swirly nip
Last1031: did he get a scar?
saucemaster5000: oofa
AdamYMHMI: Not the branding deal you're looking for generally.
Mr_Horrible: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
underhill33: nooooooo
SK__Ren: As someone who has experienced 3rd degree burns that thought alone makes me clench
TehAmelie: if i learned anything from the movies, congenital analgesia means you're designed to work out, get super big and tough and get hired as a crime boss's bodyguard
Valbatross_: worst burn I ever got was from the filet o fish fryer basket at McDonald's
SymphonicLolita: oh I did that with my arm on a food truck grill
Pharmacistjudge: and adam now has no finger prints
NotCainNorAbel: My dad had boiling water fall on him, +5 gallons
BusTed: swimming
Juliamon: I still have a very faint spot on my wrist from not being careful enough opening the chicken fryer at Wendy's
Mr_Horrible: Ben holding his intestines in at the pool
gundamschwing: In high school, my friends cut out the Godsmack symbol and covered their nipples with it, then laid out in the sun for hours so they wound up with bad sun burn everywhere but their Godsmack nipples.
ssmith1216: Hi Ben, it's good to see you again.
matthaus_c: pool gore gets to me for some reason
PhorrestGaze: I wanna hear the pool story...
BjjBrain: awww what's the story
ifritleviathan: I work in a kitchen i watch chefs regularly pick up baking trays out of an oven and forget that they arent wearing a glove and just go "oh, ow"
LithelyUnshod: @Juliamon It's a pressure cooker/deep fryer, what could go wrong?
Krayvern: Ever since that Final Destination death in the pool, I've had an odd phobia of public pools
Mr_Horrible: honestly the worst I've had was trying to jump down like 3 flights of concrete steps at a college campus, and took off most of my knee
DJManaT: I once burned my palms and fingers by not wearing gloves to climb a metal ladder in -36 degrees (both C and F)
TehAmelie: godsmack nipples sounds really fun even if you don't know who or what godsmack is
saucemaster5000: I still have a bit of pencil lead in my hand from when a friend accidentally stabbed me in 3rd grade
MegaDosX: 720
Haroldholmes25: 120x6=720 yes
Mr_Horrible: Ben never finished Ridoranna Lighthouse
BjjBrain: well due to voltage we know this takes place in the Americas
ArdCollider: @saucemaster5000 my dad got a pencil lead right between the eyes as a kid and still has the spot on his forehead
nkcola: resistors my guy
Mr_Horrible: I think that's a capacitor, technically?
Roger_Job329: Get Ian
Pteraspidomorphi: capacitor
Seth_Erickson: surely you want the green numbers to be the white numbers above each one
Haroldholmes25: Circle is capacitor tubes are resistors
Mr_Horrible: and the lil strips are resistors
Lyropithic: Hold on a second, is this an educational game? Are we learning math?
matthaus_c: nice grok
Mr_Horrible: we are now playing Gizmos & Gadgets
Masslost: The worst injury i ever did was as a kid i took a metal shovel right above my eyebrow and required stitches
TehAmelie: we may even be learning electrician stuff!
luke1x: this is a resident evil ass puzzle
Nigouki: so the black cube is multiplier, caps are plus, resistors are minus?
Haroldholmes25: the real villian was math this whole time
LordZarano: Capacitors add, resistors subtract, transformers multiply?
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: so smart very smart
saucemaster5000: boom
Nigouki: welp
Valbatross_: boy's gotta HAUPT
Mr_Horrible: now the paternoster is working lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: The worst injury I had as a kid was breaking my arm and wrist, but the most squeamish one was getting a tiny fragment of wire in my eye and having to hold very very very still while my eye doctor tweezed it out
TehAmelie: close only counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and the road home
matthaus_c: big chillin
Haroldholmes25: we got thrown by the math
tarkes12: very much vibin
Mr_Horrible: I'm enjoying a violently green beer
vellebastet: Very content
Mr_Horrible: it tastes like juice
saucemaster5000: ooooh that gives me the heebie jeebies @Juliamon
DEATHlikescats: Really high so just vibes
VrolikSyndrome: I once broke my elbow, then 2 weeks later broke the other elbow.
ifritleviathan: I have 2500 word essay im procrastinating
VrolikSyndrome: Not a great time.
Roger_Job329: Gel'in like felon
AdamYMHMI: @Juliamon I just shivered reading that, yikes going through that.
lazermeow: I'm just eating Mac n' Cheese.
vellebastet: Just finished finals, so
gundamschwing: I'm depressed. I just got to the point of my boba where it's just boba left and it keeps getting stuck in the straw
Seth_Erickson: I've only broken my arm
Geekscience: hey guys. in the hospital, in pain, and in distress, but my two bearded boys make the time pass easier. thanks so much for all you do, laughter is so powerful
TemporallyAwry: My sibling had that happen. That's a really awful injury LuvOops
TehAmelie: my cousin's kid broke four arms in the space of a year
Mr_Horrible: I will say that you 2 are currently Screen 1 Content, because I really like this game and watching you 2 play stuff
saucemaster5000: @gundamschwing I hate that moment
VrolikSyndrome: I was riding my bike home from school! Which I'd done before!
BusTed: NotLikeThis
Roger_Job329: Broke both femurs at the same time
AdamYMHMI: "I broke my arm in two places, doc." "Stay out of those places!"
GhostValv: @gundamschwing benginO7
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣
Juliamon: Suck those balls harder
Mr_Horrible: you *really* have to do bubble tea with a plan
BusTed: just gotta suck more i guess
VeryBadLifeChoices: @TehAmelie how many of them were his own?
gawag_: nahhh mmm mmm mm chewy
SurfDownstage: lychee jelly is better
DJManaT: in high school I got two black eyes and a concussion by tripping over my B-goth pants
amuseoffirebane: popping pearls are where it's at
Juliamon: Tapioca is tapioca
LidofLoathing: that's why I get pudding in my tea
Nigouki: does LRR still have that tub of boba from the summer olympics?
Valbatross_: the jellies are good
noSmokeFire: you can get good pearls and bad pearls.
DEATHlikescats: I am the perfect middle between @seth_erickson and @vroliksyndrome having broken my arm just above my elbow
lazermeow: Improperly processed Tapioca can kill you.
azninsect: just dont get any jellies or toppings. bubble tea is fine
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Blakemcm: lychees nuts
Mr_Horrible: I like the tapioca pearls in like a coffee milk tea
Lyropithic: Man, that's a callback
SK__Ren: hell, yeah. Lychee boba is very good. There is a froyo place near me that has boba toppings
vellebastet: @geekscience lrrSHINE
DJManaT: my friend didn't believe me and thought I was being abused at home because "no one is that stupid"
SymphonicLolita: broke my arm when I was 6 because I was getting a piggyback ride from my babysitter and she shook me off her back into a wall
CaptainSpam: Oh wow. Now THAT'S a reference.
Seth_Erickson: @DEATHlikescats damn that seems like it'd suck
DarknessKingCoH: A Tern! an Arctic Tern!
NarishmaReborn: clive owen i think?
LithelyUnshod: Clive Anderson
EvilBadman: Clive Anderson
azninsect: An Arctic Tern?
Lyropithic: Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are a force of nature when they work together
Valbatross_: however, achtung re: the elevator
gundamschwing: We should have a Crim takes Adam out for Boba stream
Mr_Horrible: until you get in it, then it's a Smart-Weighter
isiah_jenner: thats a paternoster
saucemaster5000: Too bad Steve Jobs died of Boba
SymphonicLolita: yes
CaptainSpam: And what sound does an Arctic Tern make, Colin? Kappa
TehAmelie: say, what sound does an arctic tern make?
RechargeableFrenchman: "BACKSTREET BOYS"
DEATHlikescats: @seth_erickson required surgery to support the joint. But other than that not so bad.
gundamschwing: That sounds like a fake name
omdorastrix: Colin would spend A LOT of time coming up with his intros for the "News" segments
TheMerricat: Wait, Whose Line is it is still going and it doesn't have Drew on it?
azninsect: bwackstreet-boys?
matthaus_c: you bet your ass the flashlight takes an inventory slot
EvilBadman: @themerricat Yes Aisha Tyler hosts
Mr_Horrible: I have bad news for you
Haroldholmes25: I think that run ended, not 100% sure
AdamYMHMI: Aisha Tyler is really good
LithelyUnshod: old Clive Who's Line was a staple when the Comedy Network first launched in Canada
gundamschwing: Whose Line Live is coming to my city in May and I'm gonna have to go.
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Valbatross_: is it, or is it not, an item
Seth_Erickson: cool
SK__Ren: at least its shoulder mounter
VrolikSyndrome: @deathlikescats I was 6 surgeries between the two arms. Forgot to mention I RE-BROKE both elbow within a span of ~5 months.
SK__Ren: mounted*
DJManaT: Ryan and Collin were the BEST duo
Valbatross_: look, you can carry seven items but it's your funeral when Adler finds out
Mr_Horrible: they *are* the law, Ben
omdorastrix: Colin Mochrie? You mean "CAPTAIN HAIR"
Mr_Horrible: they're cops
TheMerricat: Wait till Ben finds out the flashlight has batteries... Kappa
Masslost: who's line with Drew Carey outtakes is amazing to watch
YeomanAres: sandy toksvig was on the British whose line
vellebastet: Wayne was the best at music skits
BusTed: zanuff
Blakemcm: wayne brady is next level
RechargeableFrenchman: Brad Sherwood was also great
AdamYMHMI: The guy who wasn't Wayne Brady is how I remember him
DJManaT: Wayne is great as the voice of King Dice
jessieimproved: Wayne Brady on Chapelle Show though
omdorastrix: Robin williams could do a Whole show, just himself
BusTed: roger
GhostofJeffGoldblum: My sense of humor is highly informed by Colin and Ryan riffing off each other.
Himyul: would LRR exist without Whose Line?
janky_as_heck: don't forget the richard simmons episode
Haroldholmes25: just die I guess
BeastiePunk: die mr bond
RechargeableFrenchman: They expect you to die
matthaus_c: no, mr. benjamin, I expect you to die
SurfDownstage: Without whose line society would have collapsed in 2004
RechargeableFrenchman: lmao everyone went Goldfinger and I love this community for it
DarknessKingCoH: I mean I recall Graham talking about a Bit of Fry and Laurie a long time ago.
Greendrag13: was there not a shotgun in your storage box?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I definitely spent a lot of time just running past enemies.
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Loa_Ayizan: Ben singing improv highlight: “I promise I’m not racist, the light was f**** Red!”
Valbatross_: I feel like a horror game where you comfortably have enough ammo to fight everything is not a very scary game most of the time
gundamschwing: @Himyul I'm pretty sure Graham's parents would have procreated and made Graham regardless of whether Whose Line exists.
matthaus_c: facetanking is indeed an option
omdorastrix: I can't help but hear the sounds form Amungus
BeastiePunk: polaroid film
adept_nekomancer: The true horror here is the inventory system.
ssmith1216: Adam, recently I watch some old Adam's Gamehaus videos (like from 8 years ago) from LRR Streams.
Himyul: what if the gun is possessed?
Mr_Horrible: eh, I reject the "you have a way to fight back so it's not scary" line
Blakemcm: werent some people saying they expanding inventory in this?
SacrificialToast: The real horror was the friends we had to fit in our inventory along the way.
seanmrwick: hey folks, how is everyone
Pharmacistjudge: I watched a bit of your persona 5 playthrough recently, that was still fun
SurfDownstage: Yeah, no matter how many guns you have, you'll never be able to kill the 6-slot inventory
saucemaster5000: before the incident Adam
silenceaux: I'm glad we now have the normal Adam(?)
Valbatross_: I was there for the very first gamehaus, that was a very long time ago
SurfDownstage: DBD reference
UnkeptFlea: Hooty!
bv310: Watching very early SWS is a very different Adam.
matthaus_c: tonal lock!
NoxStryx: that is from before Adam was absorbed and replaced with a clonebot
seanmrwick: I don't remember being there for the first few streams, but....I did arrive to the streams when I saw the old Commadore Hustle episodes
ratstronomer: The persona 5 Adam gamehaus series powered me through grad school
Mr_Horrible: 2014 I'd say, yeah
gundamschwing: Was Ben alive during the very first Game Haus?
SurfDownstage: 🦉
Mr_Horrible: oh god you started Gamehaus around the time I graduated LUL
Valbatross_: I would go through a horror game if I got cool red eyes
Mr_Horrible: Uni
BusTed: kindergarten
RechargeableFrenchman: Man, Satisfaction is twenty years ago
Valbatross_: yeah it was my first year of college when gamehaus started
ritchards: s-word!
Valbatross_: that was a whole gender ago
PMAvers: Time for UNIB
TacitusVigil: Is Ben alienating the UK again? Kappa
TacitusVigil: And if so, good for Ben; the UK knows what they did.
Dalrint: Did they meet through you ben?
RechargeableFrenchman: I find a lot of stuff with Ben is funny for me because Ben's only a couple months older than I am
jessieimproved: I've been watching LRR for approximately a Penelope amount of time
RechargeableFrenchman: And I also have a theatre background, but not as extensive and overall we have very different histories
Blakemcm: hey fellas, is it break time i gotta pee?
SurfDownstage: !time
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ritchards: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Mr_Horrible: Explaining then hypothesizing Isekai takes time Kappa
SurfDownstage: Rotate the fluids!
Mr_Horrible: yesss we get breaktime on the Falke theme
matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids
Pharmacistjudge: i'm confused, ben said don't go anywhere, but LRRbot told me to get up
saucemaster5000: listen to the robots, they have computer chips and are thus smarter
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matthaus_c: I'm pretty confident getting up and taking care of myself will not change the fact that I'm going nowhere :p
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KeytarCat: I believe in the transitive property of fallibility
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Mr_Horrible: that's my secret Cap: I'm always going somewhere. (Hell)
matthaus_c: cue ac/dc
TacitusVigil: Language!
Mr_Horrible: proud of us all for this reference turducken
matthaus_c: menu sounds
SurfDownstage: standing by
7gorobei: beep
matthaus_c: red inventory slots, standing by
Mr_Horrible: Red Eye, standing by
MegaDosX: Red Deck Wins, standing by
lazermeow: yup.
Mr_Horrible: yes but my aim is improving
matthaus_c: 6.9
MegaDosX: I have a sandwich!
TacitusVigil: Sandwich in a cup
matthaus_c: you have not missed the Revolver yet
Mr_Horrible: I saw [REDACTED] vent in Falke's office lobby
laundreydhull: New Year's Moogus!? :D
MegaDosX: Delivery or DiGiorno?
fuzzy_step: at least they don't follow you through the doors
TacitusVigil: So what are we doing here, fighting zombos, survival horror, etc?
luke1x: How are you boys enjoying the game so far
Mr_Horrible: lmao
MegaDosX: F
Mr_Horrible: not
saucemaster5000: in the dark we forget the very concept of a door
laundreydhull: oh, I hate it
Joecool190: lmao
TacitusVigil: Delorted
They_Are_Alyx: Ooof
NightValien28: not forgiving at all
fuzzy_step: I'd describe it as a zombie inventory management.
Joecool190: rough
MegaDosX: Oof
matthaus_c: have you been saving, Ben? :>
Pteraspidomorphi: Traditional
NightValien28: ye olden ways are wrong
Blakemcm: dead by daylite for the rest of the stream?
Diabore: forgiving? whats that? does it taste good?
ratstronomer: Speed run strats?
Drathak: davesSuffer
saucemaster5000: save us choosus charles!
blip2004: oof
NarishmaReborn: welcome to let's nope everyone
matthaus_c: head and shoulders above elden ring
Mr_Horrible: all I'm hearing is baby noises
Mr_Horrible: BabyRage
NightValien28: if signalis did not have this ass awful inventory system I would
Dalrint: But everyone loves inventory management. It's such fulfilling gameplay!
matthaus_c: it's been a while since we heard about their progress in changing the Inventory
saucemaster5000: elden ring didn't know the difference between a dog and a turtle, don't give it your vote
Mr_Horrible: it's fair tho, the 6 is pretty restrictive. *I* personally really liked it, I think it dovetails well with the way the game is asking to route and explore, but it's not for everyone
ssmith1216: Will LoadingReadyRun have a God of War: Ragnarok stream in the future?
Seth_Erickson: Oh no where will I put these two small keys that can't take up more than like 6 inches of pocket space, better get rid of several catridges of ammo and two entire stun batons to pick them up.
EvilBadman: GOTY is Vampire Survivors anyways
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's doing a very specific thing, and not everyone vibes with that thing. I loved the game but still found 6 to be really a bit over the top, even as I liked the tension of inventory management.
matthaus_c: yep, guns pretty much take 2 slots always
matthaus_c: and then you add utilities like stun rods and there goes half your space
Mr_Horrible: the devs have said they're looking at how they can make it more permissive, but diegetically they've kinda painted themselves into a corner
Pharmacistjudge: vampire survivors counts as a horror game right? totally play it on let's nope
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I do give this game a lot of grace because the dev team was two poeple.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I forgive a lot when a game thios full of stuff was a two person project.
saucemaster5000: wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night "....ben...."
PotatoWraiths: "thinkin bout u"
BusTed: form an orderly queue
Mr_Horrible: I think the most reasonable would probably be "your equipped gun and equipped tool don't count in your inventory slots" since they're in your hands / attached to you, but that probably requires a lotta weird stuff
Dalrint: Man. I have no idea what my game of the year would be.
MegaDosX: I'd also make the argument for keys not taking up inventory space
Seth_Erickson: Here's all I'm saying if you have an inventory system you should have a second seperate space for key items like actual keys keycards or ciphers etc.
ssmith1216: !time
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NightValien28: simplest way to fix the inventory system is have key items not go into the main inventory
Pharmacistjudge: But sauce is great
saucemaster5000: I'm alright
Dalrint: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 maybe...
MegaDosX: Important question, which sauce?
CaptainChibale: I've been watching the backlog of let's nope and finally get to catch you two live eyyyy
Seth_Erickson: Like and if you want it to be realistic make a key ring item that takes up one item slot but holds all the keys.
ratstronomer: The story really pulled me through the mechanics. I truly enjoyed this game, even though I had a lot of trouble with the mechanics
Mr_Horrible: ooh, that's tough
SymphonicLolita: chipotle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hot suace.
saucemaster5000: yeah, let's hear it
NarishmaReborn: soy
Dalrint: Ketchuo
BusTed: sweet onion teriyaki
Pharmacistjudge: hollandaise?
moundsofmayhem: nice homemade alfredo
Seth_Erickson: honey mustard or hot sauce
Roger_Job329: Gravy
gundamschwing: Goated with the
MegaDosX: Any sauce
gibbousm: Ketchup is just incredibly versatile
AdamYMHMI: Mayo
objectivefailure: Gochujang
Mr_Horrible: honestly, a good buffalo sauce will always get me
lazermeow: Spicy Peanut Sauce.
Masslost: ranch
BeastiePunk: What about hot sauce?
Dog_of_Myth: BBQ
saucemaster5000: (puts on judge wig)
Mr_Horrible: buttery and spicy
KeytarCat: aioli?
MegaDosX: Gravy's a good one
Pteraspidomorphi: +1 for honey mustard
Boon_33: A1
CaptainChibale: mcdonald's mcchicken sauce
gibbousm: Soy Sauce? or does that fall under Condiments?
Loa_Ayizan: Garlic aioli
Pharmacistjudge: smooth gravy or giblet gravy?
Saintnex: ooooh gravy is a hecking good choice
Blakemcm: gimme... tha pan sauce
matthaus_c: gravy is a goated answer
SK__Ren: What kind of gravy?
TacitusVigil: What type of gravy?
saucemaster5000: gravy can be really bad. but good gravy?
Seth_Erickson: Gravies are pretty pogchamp
EvilBadman: if your BBQ needs sauce it's hiding somethin
NoxStryx: clearly Ben must think the best sauce is "Salt and Vinegar"
Seth_Erickson: Sweet and Sour is a great sauce as well
graal_smith: You guys don't seem too scared. But how brave will you be in the face of "Carpeted Kitchen"?
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ButterBall000: After being left on the counter for 2 days
HadesLeprechaun: McCicken is literally the only food I will order from McDonalds
Saintnex: although KFC's honey mussy dipping sauce is sooo good
Mr_Horrible: 10pc nuggies and fries for life
CaptainChibale: I get the nuggies with mcchicken sauce for dipping
Loa_Ayizan: No cheese?? You monster
TacitusVigil: Do you put McNuggets on your burger, and if not, why not?
Pharmacistjudge: I miss the old Cajun McChicken
SymphonicLolita: #nuglife
DJManaT: mushroom garlic cream sauce
saucemaster5000: It was that cow looking at the farmer
lazermeow: Chicken McGriddle is goated.
Mr_Horrible: McChicken was goated on the dollar menu, back when that was a thing
matthaus_c: that's flavoured plastic
MegaDosX: That's not cheese
Dalrint: I miss when mcdonalds didn't make me sick...i want chicken nuggets.
Pteraspidomorphi: I think everyone agrees with that
RealGamerCow: It's okay to be wrong
DEATHlikescats: Agreed
SirMorek: that's wild
Dog_of_Myth: Preach it Ben
Mr_Horrible: I am also not a fan of that stuff, yeah
TheMerricat: american cheese is awesome.
TheNextPaige: truth
fiftymcnasty: those are yummy
ThorSokar: you're not wrong
gibbousm: American Cheese is a war relic
SirMorek: i did not expect this take from you
Roger_Job329: Not a Singles fan ehhhh
MegaDosX: If you want cheese, get actual cheese, not melted plastic
EvilBadman: @realgamercow Got big stakes on this one
ButterBall000: There's no difference between the cheese slice and the plastic it's wrapped in
HadesLeprechaun: American cheese is not cheese by definition
brat_the_wurst: agreed no cheese is the way
vellebastet: It's okay
Robot_Bones: Please Ben, its Cheese Product
SK__Ren: Craft singles are not AMERICAN cheese. There is a generic cheese for that. Processed Cheese is its own gross thing
CommanderPulsar: That stuff has to be labeled 'cheese food' because they can't call it cheese.
Seth_Erickson: People get up in arms about mcdonalds and fast food the same way they get up in arms if someone even mentions liking hershey's chocolate
TacitusVigil: New stream idea: Ben eats 64 slices of American cheese live on stream Kappa
saucemaster5000: honestly gravy on a burger sounds real good
TheNextPaige: Can't eat fast food cheese. It literally makes me sick.
objectivefailure: @gibbousm Same deal with Hershey's chocolate
hitlimitplays: Now this cheese logic is it just specifically the processed cheese or all yellow American
Mr_Horrible: "Wrong" is such a prescriptive term Kappa
MegaDosX: Oh I have opinions about Hersheys :p
CastleOtranto: American cheese is far from good, but it melts so much better than real cheese.
ChrisTheLemming: sometimes they'll substitute cheddar if you ask, always improves breakfast sandwiches 10x
NoxStryx: if Salt and Vinegar is best chip it must, by the transitive property, be the best sauce
Mr_Horrible: "Look I only got 1 bullet, so you're gonna have to share this"
rosesmcgee: Ian did that TTSF where he showed how to make any cheese into easy melting processed cheese
matthaus_c: Sour Cream & Onion
matthaus_c: which actually tracks
Dalrint: American cheese (from a deli, not in the packages is just chedder and swiss mixed together.
SymphonicLolita: woo
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gibbousm: I see no flaw in that logic
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣
blip2004: Vinegars are pretty good
NotCainNorAbel: we are smart and funny tonight!
CaptainChibale: I do like french fries with salt and vinigar
MegaDosX: Jokes always improve with good use of vocabulary
Mr_Horrible: real cheddar on a burgie? A+
TacitusVigil: @Dalrint Good quality American cheese is amazingly great, yeah. :D
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Gaelan_Maestro: whoo hoo spoooopy
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
MegaDosX: Smoke starts pouring out of Ben's ears
vellebastet: lmaooo
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX either that or the exact opposite
saucemaster5000: The wheel went to defcon 5
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Depends on the joke and the audience I suppose
CaptainChibale: when I make burgers at home I melt real cheddar onto them in the pan before putting them on a bun
KeytarCat: I wish to be brave enough to order without cheese. I think that's marked as a thing "grown-ups" eat/order, and hadn't questioned it until now
vellebastet: Now I want something covered in gravy
MegaDosX: No
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The lower it goes.
MegaDosX: 1 is bad
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Defcon 1 is the scary none
MadWolf1290: lower is worse
TacitusVigil: I mean, it's not that 1 is bad per se.
themysticmogul: Defcon 5 is our current condition: No problem, nukes working.
MegaDosX: Movies always get that wrong
TheMerricat: "A DEFCON level of 5 is a very good thing — this is the condition used to designate normal peacetime military readiness. At a DEFCON 5, the US military takes no wide-scale precautionary defense measures beyond what is ordinarily required."
gibbousm: lower is bad, Defcon 1 is like nuclear was has begun
Dalrint: Defcon 1 is 'we are in nuclear war' basically, isn't it?
themysticmogul: Defcon 1 is Nukes In The Air
CaptainSpam: Defcon 5 I think involves happy squirrels coming out of the forests to celebrate world peace and tranquility.
SirMorek: yeah it's extremely serious and supposed to be horrifying
Mr_Horrible: Cold War was fucked, yo
Cptasparagus: no we are at Defcon 3
Utopos: Aren't we actually at Defcon 3 right now?
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TinkerTezz: "That's horrifying" Yes, thats why its defcon 1
MegaDosX: I think we're at 3, yeah
EvilBadman: I'm here for Defjam 5
GhostofJeffGoldblum: In case you were wondering why boomers are so fucking weird. This is a big part of why.
gibbousm: is your cosplay James?
graal_smith: Defcon 10 is everybody is actively dissasembling their weapons
Mr_Horrible: forget Defcon, what about Sawcon?
Pteraspidomorphi: DefCon is a hacker convention
matthaus_c: I'm gonna cosplay as a shadowy smear on the nearest wall
saucemaster5000: @EvilBadman dangit, was just trying to think of that joke
MegaDosX: Will Defcon have a ball pit?
Pharmacistjudge: um...are our nukes working? we haven't tested them in decades (because we can't)
laundreydhull: @cptasparagus fine. just let it drop to get it over with.
DEATHlikescats: Cybergoth pants and a gas mask
gibbousm: I feel like the two LRR members most likely to survive nuclear war are Alex (for obvious reasons) and Beej (also for obvious reasons)
Mr_Horrible: I should actually finish New Vegas at some point
Blakemcm: You guys catch JOJO's part 6 on netflix?
RealGamerCow: I like playing fallout just for the music
saucemaster5000: Ben could be a Fallout Boy
graal_smith: That's Adam, not Shirley
SurfDownstage: Fallout was a lot of fun, I should finish 2
NoxStryx: Defcon is the convention for people who love 90-00 rap right?
Cptmcbiggins: DEFCON 3 has the best code name. Round house
Seth_Erickson: The gamer's innate urge to play Fallout
Pharmacistjudge: Ben doesn't want to set the world on fire. he just wants to start, a flame in your heart.
Cptasparagus: @laundreydhull i dont get it
EvilBadman: Try 76 for the laugh. it's a bit better actually
matthaus_c: I get the New Vegas itch at least once every year
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown gaming FBtouchdown
Bunoc1: New Vegas has a mod that lets you play 3 through new vegas
Drathak: Beej could never sustain himself in a wasteland without a steady stream of new anime
kumatsu: I want to replay New Vegas every time I drive out for a tournament out there
Dalrint: 76 has improved dramatically. It's still not *good* but it's...fine...
CommanderPulsar: At DefCon 1 I'm just going to make sure I have something really weird in hand with a spooky note nearby, then I'll run to the bathroom so that I can be a super strange skeleton for the inevitable survivor.
neebusjeebus: whats up you spooky boys
gibbousm: DEF CON is a hacker convention
niccus: i don't think beej watched dr stone to completion, you want someone else
RealGamerCow: I see we've reached the "rapidly click to get through the game" phase
SK__Ren: I mean its not really MMO, just MO
Mr_Horrible: I tried playing through New Vegas way way back, but I got stuck at the AFB in the northeast corner because I couldn't figure out how to outrun the bombs
SK__Ren: So a glorified co-op
Mr_Horrible: so I just dropped it
matthaus_c: neebusjeebus of the chooseph chooseph charles church
Seth_Erickson: do we want to save first
saucemaster5000: I keep dancing around getting into FF14... but I've never done an MMO and maybe I can make it to 40
neebusjeebus: hes right, you know
matthaus_c: bold words for someone who just lost an hour of progress
ssmith1216: Adam, roast Ben
TinkerTezz: no kidding lol\
TacitusVigil: Oh, it will happen. Fate has been tempted.
Cptmcbiggins: This is my house Gus
Mr_Horrible: honkClown
saucemaster5000: yeah clowns have red noses
Dalrint: @saucemaster5000 You mean the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime?
Pharmacistjudge: I still refuse to play FFXIV after I played FFXIV version 0.9
Mr_Horrible: that was you left-clicking
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 walked right into that
laundreydhull: @cptasparagus neither do I. Am novice to where the Defcon "Needle" is & where it actually should be. If a incident crisis is amist, then best to let it play out.
Dalrint: @saucemaster5000 :D
neebusjeebus: is that the among us finished task sound?
Mr_Horrible: why would you ever keep your firearms in an *UNLOCKED* case, Ben?
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
Dalrint: FFXIV freed me from my wow addiction. Which is replacing heroin for crack, but still an improvement...
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so, that is the other reasonable criticism of this game, that it's a bad offender of Keys To Get Keys To Get Keys
KeytarCat: Gun turkeys
gundamschwing: Any Hunter Keys in chat?
matthaus_c: shoot the targets, they drop a sweet katana lrrBEEJ
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7gorobei: can you tape the light to a gun?
Mr_Horrible: *Smash voice* BREAK the targets!
CastleOtranto: Wait, more Clone High?
laundreydhull: @neebusjeebus yea, like an Among Us imposter. The one who at best lives and play out the entire round if need be.
TacitusVigil: Say it right! Say chowda!
saucemaster5000: I wonder if it'll be any good. Like, I enjoyed it at the time, but that was eons ago
saucemaster5000: Call my name and save me from the dark!
Mr_Horrible: this IPA has basically just tasted like fruit juice, making the best IPA I've ever had
Mr_Horrible: it would, actually
TehAmelie: ooh, give me beer that doesn't taste anything like beer
gundamschwing: Kramburger Juice
matthaus_c: with kramburger juice
matthaus_c: jinx
NoxStryx: @mr_horrible is it a fruited IPA?
Mr_Horrible: like, I'm not *that* far away but it's very short notice
Mr_Horrible: @NoxStryx it's a blueberry sour IPA, yeah, it just leans a lot heavier than I expected
Mr_Horrible: nah, Seattle area
saucemaster5000: doable beer switch heist
Mr_Horrible: I'm not doxxing myself for you, Savidan
Mr_Horrible: LUL
matthaus_c: subdoxxing
SymphonicLolita: the odds are low but never zero
Dalrint: If you reveal your own information, is it still doxxing..?
saucemaster5000: I be johnny lee miller from "Hackers" is watching
NoxStryx: I've had some fruited sours that taste like someone spilled a little beer in a smoothie
Mr_Horrible: see? You didn't miss it, you just hadn't met yet
PotatoWraiths: it's a Taurus lol
7gorobei: its a chiappa rhino
KeytarCat: fires from the bottom cylinder?
7gorobei: yes
BrowneePoints: WHAT the heck is going on with this Dog and Pony show with Pog and Dony
matthaus_c: if you blow your load too early, you really will need to do laundry more often
frozenphoenix7: Go back in time to buy a house
saucemaster5000: we had to say dickety cause the kaiser had stolen our word twenty
SirMorek: you could even go back forward in time to skip waiting for your laundry!
Mr_Horrible: go back in time to when the process is infinitely worse
BrowneePoints: Adam accidentally invents Gen Z fashion in 1918
graal_smith: I mean, why not go to the communist space-future to do your laundry?
vellebastet: Bring a fuel canister with you
KWardJenx: Greatest abuse of time travel I've ever heard.
BrowneePoints: Adam, you could inspire someone to make modern fashion
NotCainNorAbel: I would just do my laundry once and then go back and get the clean laundry each time
BrowneePoints: just by SEEING YOUR CLOTHES
Saintnex: ANY thing you do would change history
Roger_Job329: Buy groceries
SymphonicLolita: microplastics
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 Dickety? Highly dubious
matthaus_c: if I go back in time and buy a house, I have always had that house, therefore history has not been changed
Seth_Erickson: but you've consumed more electricity then had previously been consumed
ThorSokar: maybe someone else needed to use the dryer and you made them miss their job interview
BrowneePoints: Adam, do you know what Graphic Tees would do to fashion 100 years ago?
BeastiePunk: 2022 nickel
saucemaster5000: All I'd do is give Queen Elizabeth II a Monster energy
ifritleviathan: go back in time do my shopping in like 2005
LuckyBonsai: I have to imagine that Adam doing laundry is more impactful than a butterfly's wings lmao
Saintnex: You could accidentally take the machine from someone and that would change everything
BjjBrain: Who's Donovan Bailly?
BrowneePoints: Screenprinting wouldn't be for what, another 70 years?
CaptainChibale: if I went back 100 years I'd grab a handful of change and bring it back with me.
FelidarSov: Thanks, Ben, now it won't happen
Dalrint: I feel like this is the wrong year for saying what if you accidentally took a germ bcak in time...
Seth_Erickson: yes
Sogheim: Isle of the Dead painting, yeah
BeastiePunk: With your current year nickels
saucemaster5000: what kind of butterfly?
frozenphoenix7: You impact my life more than a butterfly does Adam
brutusq13: bring covid back
BrowneePoints: Adam all it takes is one seamstress seeing your clothes
KeytarCat: Maybe time travel is more common and it turns out most little things don't change the timeline much
matthaus_c: you haven't gone into the Painting Room since you died
Roger_Job329: Go back in time buy gas and groceries
XuriScratch: Which millions?
BrindleBoar: at least you'd make a clean getaway
BrowneePoints: bullshit you don't
graal_smith: What if you just went back in time and killed millions of people to make a butterfly in the present flap its wings?
LuckyBonsai: What if Albert Einstein had to do laundry and you took his spot
baronsamedi23: Pride50 self-care reminder, if you don't want to do it for yourself do it for spite
Nigouki: Adam would forget to clean the dryer filter and the laundromat burns down killing someone important
saucemaster5000: oh no, gun adam?
TacitusVigil: Wait, I was distracted, who did Ben kill with his laundry?
neebusjeebus: ive got a bullet for you
RealGamerCow: I 100% believe that Adam is a filter cleaner
Juliamon: dryer fire fear is valid
BrowneePoints: Ah yea Launderdrechen
Blakemcm: germany is a good place to avoid with time travel shit
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
saucemaster5000: He yells "Eureka!" and invents the law of relastinkity
TacitusVigil: Adam, do you think Albert Einstein was in Germany in 1945?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: isn't that a lovely sound
Sevinon: Einstein was Swiss
eric_christian_berg: I step away for a moment and now we're in a Tool video.
saucemaster5000: He was on the ground in Red Alert
BrowneePoints: Adam wasn't implying he'd be there during ww2 yall
neebusjeebus: this is a weird Hot Tub Time Machine spinoff...
graal_smith: I've got to do laundry and all I've got is this time machine and mid-20th century deutch Marks
niccus: oh i know that painting, thanks jacob geller
Seth_Erickson: a key behind a key requiring a key
Seth_Erickson: cool
goombalax: he worked in a swiss patent office
blip2004: but you don't understand, this one, ONE, soapmaker had this unique scent that only existed at that one day
BartholemewTheKitten: The key got you a key
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
vellebastet: omfg
Utopos: Born in Germany, but lived for a while in Switzerland as a young man, IIRC
Saintnex: Einstein was very much not swiss lol
baronsamedi23: oh hey I know that painting rhystic did a video with it in it
Seth_Erickson: That's what all the isekai's are titling themselves these days
MegaDosX: Run it past Beej, see what he thinks
LuckyBonsai: I Went Back in Time to do Laundry and Accidentally Killed Albert Einstein
KWardJenx: Beej would watch the shit out of that anime
SirMorek: somehow, this leads to adam leading the reich in a completely more wholesome direction
Sevinon: I mean, depends how you define it
matthaus_c: Einstein wasn't real, just like horses
BrowneePoints: Also Adam the Modern Washing Machine wasn't invented until 1947
saucemaster5000: Einstein was a man of the world
TacitusVigil: He's German, yes.
BrowneePoints: yes he was born in Ulm and lived in Munich
ButterBall000: Is that why we can't draw horses?
LuckyBonsai: Do you think the Santa Claus rules apply if you went back and killed Einstein
Bunoc1: They're not real because you can't draw them.
Mr_Horrible: horses are a psyop
NotCainNorAbel: If they were real we could draw them
baronsamedi23: tags are broke ass, time travel and sock harem
Mr_Horrible: draw a horse from memory
neebusjeebus: have you ever seen a horse? didnt think so
Mr_Horrible: you can't
MegaDosX: And we always take it too far
brutusq13: gotta go back to the OG washing machine and use it
Saintnex: He did live in Bern, Switzerland for a while if that makes any difference
MegaDosX: Surely you know this by now
NotCainNorAbel: no jokes only facts
Dalrint: Achtually...
BrowneePoints: Okay but you brought it up and that got me intrigued as to when our current version of the washing machine was invented!
Utopos: You could go back in time and invent the washing machine 20 years early to precent the great depression.
MegaDosX: Adam you are not a moroon
TacitusVigil: What if you went back in time and told Einstein how to build a modern washing machine/
BrowneePoints: you're NOT a moron. You're a goofball, but NOT a moron
vellebastet: You are notttt
SirMorek: i now think that the phrase "mid century deutchmark" is hilarious
BartholemewTheKitten: Who said we needed a "modern" washing machine?
ghyllnox: Albert Einstein was a German Ashkenazi Jew
CaptainChibale: youre not a moron you're hilarious
brutusq13: Guys, Adam invented the washing machine before that
SurfDownstage: No allowed no jokes
BrindleBoar: "I have to do laundry and all I've got is a time machine and these Ancient Roman Empire denarii"
SymphonicLolita: what if you BROUGHT a modern washing machine to mid-20th century Germany
Joecool190: he is obv lying to us chat
Sevinon: He spent 1900 through 1950 in Switzerland would have been a more accurate statement from me
ThorSokar: On the upside Einstein was in the US 1933+ so you can't screw up anything with him going back to 1945 Germany
Sevinon: (much of)
saucemaster5000: If you have a time machine any century can have a washing machine
Forgebold: Going back in time to the 1930s and invent the modern washing machine
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, we know that; but we, also as long time chatters, know you kinda thrive on the us interacting with you with mild ribbing...as you dunk on us
Utopos: Take over the world with the first every laundromat empire.
mulligan2six: I like my comedy like I like my pornography. Historically accurate.
frozenphoenix7: Idk ask James, he likes that old timey music stuff
BrowneePoints: but yea apparently the Washing Machine was patented in 1858 but the modern Washing Machine was made in 1947 by GE
niccus: you dismantle the time machine to make a washing machine and then get stuck
BrowneePoints: Adam's new job is time travelling to make me a liar
saucemaster5000: and he's in color
LuckyBonsai: Adam is going to go back in time and Santa Claus Albert Einstein attempting to do laundry
MegaDosX: Unless of course reality works on multiverse theory, in which case Adam goes back to the 40s and is never seen again
baronsamedi23: okay chat bet ya'll can't complement adam
Sevinon: All I'm getting from this is Adam is going back and stick Einstein in Germany in 1945
SymphonicLolita: washing machine tardis....
BrowneePoints: Adam climbs inside and *dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk*
objectivefailure: Is this some kind of crazy wash tub time machine?
Seth_Erickson: I have a time machine and an plug in washer and dryer but the future doesn't have wall plugs anymore, so I'm going back to 1948 to wash my clothes.
LithelyUnshod: wash tub time machine
EvilBadman: You're next to someone doing the Triple H point
laundreydhull: why u not writing this down chat?
MegaDosX: Ben that's alarmingly close to Calvin and Hobbes
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
vellebastet: lmfao
goombalax: Homestuck also
matthaus_c: jesus christ I'm laughing so much my neck hurts
Mr_Horrible: he has to go to a different time period every time to do his laundry
BrowneePoints: wait a second, if Adam can fit in it how fucking big is that Washing Machine
neebusjeebus: i'd watch it
TacitusVigil: And that's how Adam invented Super Smash Bros in 1947
neebusjeebus: @BrowneePoints adam sized
baronsamedi23: fate/detergent
Dalrint: keysette
JusticeJuice: When does Truck-Kun come in? Season 2
XuriScratch: I can't believe Adam took a Switch back in time to play while the laundry machine was running.
MegaDosX: "What's a Mario?"
noSmokeFire: ach! mein supersmaschenbruders
Seth_Erickson: Can I confidently say that this game's keys are just as bad as Dark Occults
BrowneePoints: ITALIAN? *they get their guns*
matthaus_c: Shigeru Savidan
gundamschwing: Does Chris Pratt do a good Mario 1947 impression?
Mr_Horrible: "There's *gotta* be an easier way to do this"
neebusjeebus: adam is responisble for every IP and invention ever
frozenphoenix7: Somehow, Chris Pratt still ends up voicing Mario
EvilBadman: You're not ready for this, but your grandchildren are.. also gonna hate it.
GhostValv: sasega Savidan-san
Sevinon: Adam is responsible for Mario's fake Italian accent
SymphonicLolita: bust into a japanese card-making factory and just trash the place
eric_christian_berg: Adam Savidan in... Time Crimes!
Sogheim: Adam, you broke the timeline! now it's Mario Luigi and Luigi Luigi!
brat_the_wurst: wow who knew adam invented everything in an attempt to wash his clothes
saucemaster5000: Just take Chris Pratt with you it's easier
baronsamedi23: Adam can you go back in time and give us a Fzero game on the switch?
BrowneePoints: Except in this Timeline Adam made Chris Pratt not a Homophobic Douchebag
gundamschwing: Chris Pratt plays Adam in this anime
brutusq13: It becomes the Super Luigi Brothers
TacitusVigil: Go back and just change the name of Mario to "Chris Pratt"
laundreydhull: What? Really? How does he voice Mario?
BrowneePoints: @laundreydhull poorly
bv310: Tape two guns together, that'll solve it
Mr_Horrible: Adam you can't crank pipe live on Twitch
Mr_Horrible: it's against TOS
Dalrint: Mark this date!
LuckyBonsai: Is this a result of time travel?
Juliamon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: we tried to mark it down but the page was full of complaints
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BrowneePoints: "adam is too hard on himself"
ThorSokar: They're all "Adam's too man pretty"
neebusjeebus: adam time travelled to the future when ben figured it out to tell ben how to solve it
BrowneePoints: "adam negs himself when he's a kickass dude"
gibbousm: I'm here 80% for Ben
saucemaster5000: um... 1) ... uh...
DJManaT: "Adam is too handsome"
baronsamedi23: 7/10 to buff
Robot_Bones: "Adam is much better at video games than I am"
Cptasparagus: adam says kawaii unironically too much
Seth_Erickson: My only complaint is your disrespectful tone when talking about Truck-kun
TacitusVigil: "Whenever Adam isn't on screen, everyone else in LRR should be asking 'Where's Adam?'"
BrowneePoints: yea well i'm here 150% for BOTH OF THEM
7gorobei: "Adam
gibbousm: 10% for Spoopifer
matthaus_c: I'm here for Kramburger
Loa_Ayizan: We cherish Adam
BrowneePoints: It's cuz adam's Too Kawaii to Live, too Sugoi to Die
XuriScratch: This is the complaint list? I thought it was a joke book
saucemaster5000: Miyamoto cares
Robot_Bones: I here to listen to Adam say "Oi Kramburger!"
lazermeow: I'm here for the K Kona Brothers.
baronsamedi23: "let's James draw lands"
Sogheim: seabatBRAIN literal actual genius seabatBRAIN
Dalrint: Chopin!!
Loa_Ayizan: Adam I was curious why you weren’t involved in desert bus?
BrowneePoints: CHOPIN
gundamschwing: Moonlight Sinata Beethoven
TacitusVigil: My understanding is that the most common complaint is "This old man and his grandson curse too much."
gundamschwing: *sonata
hatboozeparty: Im pretty sure its a piano
SymphonicLolita: I'm here because I'm currently finishing a shitty video game for dev class and I need background noice
SK__Ren: Moonlight Sonata?
MegaDosX: Not quite
graal_smith: There's no rule that says a dog can't play piano
Dalrint: It's raindrops
BrowneePoints: wait no this is moonlight sonata this is beethoven
frozenphoenix7: There's no rule in the book that says a dog can't play a piano
Haroldholmes25: Show-pan
MegaDosX: Ben's close to the pronunciation of Chopin
MegaDosX: But not quite
BrowneePoints: Look i'm a LITTLE drunk
saucemaster5000: This is Limp Bizkit
Forgebold: this is beethoven, yes
baronsamedi23: resi 1 reference
Mr_Horrible: ah fuck
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks
matthaus_c: what's new?
Mr_Horrible: now he's gonna get a big head
MegaDosX: I mean
ritchards: that's fair
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SurfDownstage: Choppin, the karate master
eric_christian_berg: Brother of Lo-Pan.
brutusq13: t'was a decent life
Utopos: I thought this was written by time-travelling washing machine salesman Adam Savidan?
rosesmcgee: god damn you chat, my dad was finally gonna be proud of me being smart
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
BrowneePoints: Do you know what's funnier, I basically have a Music degree and screwed that up
neebusjeebus: Bill and Ted?
NoxStryx: Show Pan, Streamer!
Mr_Horrible: wooooooooow
SymphonicLolita: isn't that just bill and ted
baronsamedi23: woooo
SK__Ren: Woooo
matthaus_c: doofa
Juliamon: holy shit
brutusq13: born for the role
Blakemcm: wowowowowowowowowoo
kumatsu: seabatYIKES
SurfDownstage: omg
They_Are_Alyx: lrrWOW
Seth_Erickson: Accuracy PogChamp
Valbatross_: did it add verisimilitude
TemporallyAwry: Yikes lrrWOW
dumbo3k: oooof
Lysander_salamander: oh
DEATHlikescats: Wow
MegaDosX: Good lord
TheWarDoctor8: *wow*
CaptainSpam: lrrWOW
Sogheim: I remember the movie "Beethoven Lives Upstairs"
underhill33: lrrWOW
NotCainNorAbel: type casted as an early age
Loa_Ayizan: “Acting”
baronsamedi23: joltyaNice joltyaNice joltyaNice
ThorSokar: so you've been half deaf forever?
brutusq13: what?
hatboozeparty: Children work like that
rick0chet008: It's pronounced T-Paine
gundamschwing: Everyone talking about Frederic Chopin, but why not Frederic Chofeet?
noSmokeFire: noted vocal track, moonlight sonata
dumbo3k: next you're gonna say during the artist play, you were cast as van gogh
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints you come with the facts all the time you're allowed at least one miss
ThorSokar: WHAT
Mr_Horrible: "I'm a trifle deaf in this ear, you'll have to speak up"
bv310: I guess I can admire the commitment to historical accuracy?
SymphonicLolita: ALLEN
MegaDosX: The dog?
neebusjeebus: bueler... bueler...
kaib35: Method acting I guess?
El_Funko: cake oven?
Haroldholmes25: Bae-toven?
matthaus_c: Bey-thoven
BrowneePoints: @saucemaster5000 I'm not allowed to miss. Now I have to take Adam's washing machine and change my answer
Scy_Anide: The dog? Awesome!
SurfDownstage: Wiki wiki slim shady
NotCainNorAbel: I can't play the harpsichord
Haroldholmes25: can you hear the people sing?
neebusjeebus: no, i cant hear
matthaus_c: subtle
Lysander_salamander: oh jeez
MegaDosX: Holy moses what
Valbatross_: I hear da joys
gundamschwing: Checks out
matthaus_c: Bach WOULD rap
baronsamedi23: singing the songs of angry bens
Mr_Horrible: Bacha-Flocha Flame
SymphonicLolita: eyyy bachharena
BrowneePoints: okay but deadass cutting the legs off his piano...harpsichord? and using a pencil to feel the vibrations to continue composing is a power move
Valbatross_: musical with rapping bach staged, four casualties
saucemaster5000: Then they launch into bawitaba da bang da bang
Roger_Job329: Pre Hamilton
NoxStryx: bach rapped! you sure he didnt beat bach?
TacitusVigil: I'm bringing it Bach y'all!
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible Holy shit you are on fire this stream
baronsamedi23: BACH to the future
EvilBadman: Can we change the time machine answer to save Ben from that experience
Mr_Horrible: LUL
matthaus_c: props for Mike
noSmokeFire: no one's ever delivered ME a birthday rap :(
Mr_Horrible: and their name was HideoKojima
Valbatross_: all I found was a guy pretending to be bach rapping Run DMC on a reality show
Valbatross_: I did not click
MegaDosX: Oh boy
BrowneePoints: WHAT AN ASSHOLE
Mr_Horrible: good god
RealGamerCow: oofa and doofa
BrowneePoints: not you the Hunter
Haroldholmes25: classic hunter
baronsamedi23: delthe3TATARU delthe3TW3RK
BrowneePoints: man that monk 100% had a bad night the rest of the night
BrowneePoints: yes
Mr_Horrible: yup
Mr_Horrible: 5% primary stat
MegaDosX: How long were you waiting for the monk before you did this out of curiosity?
Mr_Horrible: the Gremlin Bros
ThorSokar: "Beethoven Lives Upstairs" sound right?
WhirlwindAbyss: BM hunter is my main
matthaus_c: broken tape!
baronsamedi23: joltyaNice joltyaNice I need shoes
BrowneePoints: Adam I still wanna find whoever told you Outlaw is a head empty spec
BrowneePoints: I have words for them
Mr_Horrible: I had to watch that in Music class
Mr_Horrible: Outlaw is juggling 5 plates
Scy_Anide: Assassination is the head empty one
BrowneePoints: It's a pretty high apm/spinning plates spec
BrowneePoints: like, you do giga damage
BrowneePoints: but Outlaw has a LOT of buttons
Mr_Horrible: Adam can't play Subtlety
Mr_Horrible: it's not in his nature
baronsamedi23: werewolf: head empty moon full
matthaus_c: oh hey, a key that doesn't take an inventory slot :p
saucemaster5000: ninjas haven't been cool since the ninja turtles introduced them to vanilla ice
Haroldholmes25: owl leader apparently
BrowneePoints: Adam is the Orc Rogue with no Stealth who screams "YOU DO NOT SEE ME" and everyone pretends he isn't there out of fear
EvilBadman: Vivaldi?
Lysander_salamander: swan lake?
DEATHlikescats: Swan lake
BrowneePoints: Swan Lake
baronsamedi23: Swan Lake?
gundamschwing: Tchaikovsky
NoxStryx: for sure not beethoven lives upstairs, though that film has one of my favorite scenes to express a completely boring life.
neebusjeebus: i think adam made this one back in 1947
SurfDownstage: Welcome to Rhythm Cafe
Mr_Horrible: you put in the tape and it's Big Shiny Tunes
baronsamedi23: sake lawn?
SurfDownstage: Choppin, the Karate Master!
MegaDosX: Oh, Adam
frozenphoenix7: Tommaso Chopin?
gibbousm: Sho Pan
kaib35: It's okay Adam we learned that one together
Valbatross_: I searched for things with the combination of "no need to clap" "birthday rap" and "Beethoven" and got 5 results
Robot_Bones: Choppin Powa!
Seth_Erickson: He's chopin away at the piano Kappa
NoxStryx: Show pan, streamer.
Haroldholmes25: yeah if you've never heard it before, 100%
TacitusVigil: Show-Pan
Bunoc1: Cgopin that meat
eric_christian_berg: I went half a semester in Music History before I figured out that Wagner was pronounced Vagner.
Nenluen: i mean.. i played eternalsonata
Toxxick: How to hold scissors
Roger_Job329: Adulting
BusTed: thighbrains
Austere_Squire: that you can buy tupperware
DJManaT: I think my Polish mom who loves and studied classical music would CRUCIFY me if I mispronounced Chopin
Valbatross_: one was a radio station in New Jersey, one was a compilation of parody song titles from 2005 with some... questionable titles
splatty1: how birds grow new feathers
niccus: that was legit taught, yeah, it's not your fault
ThorSokar: OK, I found one called "Bach to the Future" that kids regularly do that contains all the people Ben mentioned
brutusq13: that the jevoah's witness and witness protection were not one in the same
MegaDosX: Who told you that bullshit?!?
Loa_Ayizan: That I was asexual
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
matthaus_c: GOOD ANSWER
NamesAreSilly: You were taught whatnow?
TacitusVigil: That's your school's fault Adam
TheMerricat: So many personal realizations about myself came way too late in my life.
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
gawag_: ill answer for my wife, that bud light and budweiser were the same brand
KeytarCat: Capitalism sucks bus
neebusjeebus: i didnt realise that roosters and chickens were the same species
matthaus_c: FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: what, like this week? that Dumpster is a brand name
Mr_Horrible: honestly, not even implausible
TheWarDoctor8: Hasn't Adam told the dino thing before?
Seth_Erickson: We're funny again PogChamp
TheWarDoctor8: I swear I've heard that
baronsamedi23: Dock leaves are toxic
themysticmogul: The Television channels had Saturday mornign Cartoons. My parents told me that they turned off the TV every week on Saturday to cool down the transmitters, so everyone went to the park. I learned they were lying when I was ten.
BjjBrain: it doesn't just manifest with every house?
gundamschwing: A friend in college learned that Alaska wasn't an island next to Hawaii
BrowneePoints: misled "my-zld" isn't a word it's a misreading of mis-led
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BrowneePoints: OH WAIT I HAVE ONE
Valbatross_: I've always been right about everything
unicornly: trex's arms are actually wings
CaptainChibale: that tuques and beanies are the same thing
Austere_Squire: for context: my mom said something about not being able to buy tupperware once when i was like 7 and i proceeded to never question it again until i was like 23
El_Funko: that decimate means to kill one in 10 of something, not the whole lot
Papa_Princesse: the lyrics to so many songs
meaninglessMeg: Learned literally this summer that salamanders are amphibians
saucemaster5000: I got through two years of psych class and still thought Carl Jung Was pronounced like "Jungle"
XuriScratch: Didn't find out I was autistic until my 20's
TacitusVigil: Common ones are not pronouncing words right because you only read them, but I don't consider that to be embarrassing.
Charlie_Victor7: How to tie my shoes (in the "rabbit goes around the tree" way)
Dalrint: That people were saying 'this morning' and not 'the smorning'
baronsamedi23: oh that you should not be at a 3 on the pain scale daily
Valbatross_: I would make shit up
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun My big one is it's Freelance because they were a mercenary for hire, a Knight with no fealty. Literally a FREE LANCE. I felt like a fucking MORON
BjjBrain: Oh I only found out when I was 18, when the CSI series first started that if I found a skeleton in the woods, it wasn't a caveman and I should call the police.
gundamschwing: My best friend's dad had him convinced for many years that the Eric Clapton song was about Croquet, not Cocaine.
ButterBall000: There might be liver in the chicken fingers
Valbatross_: I convinced a friend you could compress apple juice real hard and reform the apple
brutusq13: Mr. Daddy Liverfingers
fuzzy_step: Maybe not super late, but I learned in high school that dish soap and dish detergent are not interchangable.
MegaDosX: It's keys all the way down
TacitusVigil: Alex sends his regards Kappa
Sogheim: did you get the audio cassette?
saucemaster5000: Think I've told this one before, but my parents told me Ronald Reagan was the boogeyman and lived in my closet
ThorSokar: How about: "Bach to the Future" it contains all the people Ben mentioned, and kids preform it
Nigouki: As a kid my dad told me not to flick the lights because "That shortens the life" and for like 10 years I'd close my eyes when turning lights on and off to not shorten my life and way too late figured out he meant the life of the lightbulbs
CaptainChibale: we heard you liked keys so we put keys in your keys
Austere_Squire: @BjjBrain had you... already found a skeleton?
graal_smith: @BjjBrain How many "caveman skeletons" did you find before then?
Mr_Horrible: to play the counterpoint, you've been jackknifing between things while not really taking anything in, which does strip it down to the studs in terms of mechs
saucemaster5000: my folks do rule
Valbatross_: I had like, no sense of humor about my dad messing with me
splatty1: key to key to key to key and only 6 inventory slots can be a bit much
Seth_Erickson: mine didn't
TacitusVigil: But Ronalds McDonalds Regan *is* the Boogeyman!
MegaDosX: I still want to know who goddamn told Adam that dinosaurs had brains in their thighs
BjjBrain: I am ashamed, but it's facts, no I haven't found any, but I thought it was just a matter of time lol
Valbatross_: he tried it once in a while and I got FURIOUS
BrowneePoints: My dad told me he would love me then I came out benginFingers
Haroldholmes25: all this lore Kappa
gibbousm: I only recently learned that my kitchen sink faucet is a hose faucet, but I'm trying to think of any major revelations and I can't think of any at the moment
SurfDownstage: @saucemaster5000 And did he
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 oh god....
TacitusVigil: @BrowneePoints :(
matthaus_c: a lot of the worldbuilding is done through the notes and posters y'all are understandably skipping over
gibbousm: for reference, I've lived in my current apartment since 2019
ThorSokar: I bet there's another key in here
Mr_Horrible: I'm not saying you gotta
goombalax: @MegaDosX early 90's Canadian elementary school history curriculum
brat_the_wurst: its not learning something late but my dad used to call it a wish dosher so consistantly briefly struggled to remember thats not what its called
matthaus_c: two people team, only so much you can do
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Seth_Erickson: can't wait to see how many keys are locked behind this key
SymphonicLolita: I didn't learn that edible glitter isn't actually technically edible until I worked in a store that sold it
LuckyBonsai: Replacing 'C' with 'K' and 'S' with 'Z' are classic future things
bv310: I have a clear memory at like age 12 of my aunt and uncle trying to sell my cousins and I on this new Pea Candy they bought and how great it was so we got grossed out and ran off. I asked about it last year and it was just green tea chocolate
Roger_Job329: Environmental story telling
BrowneePoints: plus like, more environmental story telling
saucemaster5000: if you like keys, you're gonna love the new dark pictures game
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BrowneePoints: it's more diegetic and doesn't interrupt the flow
kaib35: I think you've read them to us for like the RE games and when they're very funny in the bad games.
NamesAreSilly: @Roger_Job329 Using *just* notes isn't really what I'd call environmental storytelling, though.
neebusjeebus: you can buy tupperware!?!
Valbatross_: it's a complex feeling watching streamers play a game you really liked and having them not like it for reasons that didn't really bother you
kimmiekoneko: wow that is very german
graal_smith: Yeah, Stirb them
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Mr_Horrible: I mean, the game does tell its story on its own, it's more of the revelatory details are in the those side notes
BrowneePoints: Using those notes is the opposite of environmental storytelling
SplittingImage77: dis-stirb-ing
goombalax: Stirb Nich
mnemonicman: well that was weird
Mr_Horrible: but it's down to how people want to interact with a game
kimmiekoneko: stirb! bart! stirb!
BrowneePoints: those notes are worldbuilding/narrative storytelling
Seth_Erickson: At certain points I wonder if this game would have been more interesting if it didn't have notes but only posters and went much more into the not explaining anything
TheMerricat: Bleh, I just opened my news feed, sounds like Wheeler is going to be sad, CD Project is dumping Gwent next year.
noa2828: More key, more gun, where narrative?
Mr_Horrible: I knew going in that this probably wasn't a "Let's Nope" kinda game sofieShrug
BrowneePoints: or, because this game has the visual capacity Ben, using like Neon/Scrolling Signs to drop worldbuiliding/story hints
shendaras: *subjective
methodical_monk: I’m just here for the hosts 🤷‍♂️
Mr_Horrible: or rather, it's not one that you're gonna necessarily get 100% the jive of
RealGamerCow: I thought this game went between this style game play to first person
ratstronomer: Im havin a good time!
Haroldholmes25: postbox? more of a prebox guy myself
Mr_Horrible: but figured you'd still like a look at it, and so far you have
Valbatross_: it's so weird that like, it's harder to cope with somebody only kind of liking a game you love, compared to them just outright hating it
EvilBadman: if it helps, I literally sent Ben the key for this game and knew what sorta of run would occur if they played it here.
KeytarCat: The requirements for Let's Nope are flexible to say the least
MegaDosX: Matt Riddle intensifies
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I just like seeing how folks play it and play off of it, I was just saying "this is probably contributing to the key burnout you feel"
SK__Ren: bruh
Mr_Horrible: no shade on how you wanna do stuff
BrowneePoints: the only other good option is "Come..the fuck ON"
BrowneePoints: same energy
saucemaster5000: bruh has come around to being funny to me
goombalax: its more of a verbal tic than a word
NamesAreSilly: I feel like "bruh" is somehow less gendered
kaib35: It's technically not a key
noa2828: Bruh sounds more like an organic noise than a word
Lithobraker: You can also use cuz like cousin
saucemaster5000: FF13 for me
BrowneePoints: First Time through Bloodborne, Martyr Logarius. Took me 4 days
MegaDosX: Oh that ending from that game you played recently that had the suicide
BrowneePoints: I got so angry i could feel the air temp change
XuriScratch: Adler's room is where the game will completely stop making sense if you're not reading the notes.
Valbatross_: slammed my Gameboy so hard it reset
goombalax: Halfway through Arkham Origins my game crashed and wiped the save
Mr_Horrible: honestly, probably the Silver Knight archers in Dark Souls 1 LUL
Loa_Ayizan: There are other places for super serious gameplay. LLR is primarily a comedy channel to me
Sogheim: close but not quite The Shining carpet
noa2828: Sometimes I say "Honey" with a similar energy to "Bruh"
matthaus_c: yeah I think Mr Horrible has it, the worldbuilding items help to pace the brutal key to key to key loop
DJManaT: I got so frustrated with the last Trial in Endwalker I nearly turned off my computer in rage
SplittingImage77: WE usuually use brah here in Hawaii, we emphasize the rah vased on our disbelief. brrrrrrrrrah!
Seth_Erickson: I think the most angry I ever got angry at a game it was probably dark souls 3 and Nameless King
Pharmacistjudge: Same should happen when the commander game is done
GhostValv: I'm a bit embarrassed at how I've handled games
kaib35: I legitimately blame James for calling a hockey teammate "muffin" on Sunday.
BrowneePoints: Hawaii is overcrowded with colonizers yes
kaib35: with that same energy
Pharmacistjudge: Umm... Dix has opinions
goombalax: over-tourism
Mr_Horrible: and, to be fair to Ben and Adam, this *is* a whiplash of back-and-forth after the previous section, where you where getting a set of macguffins rather than a chain
EvilBadman: it has always had overpopulation
eric_christian_berg: Volcanos should help that.
Bunoc1: I hear its errupting.
SmashTCG: Is cool if your okay with Spiders and Cenepedes
TacitusVigil: There's also a volcano erupting
matthaus_c: but we would never blame Ashley
SplittingImage77: Actually people are moving away because of the cost of living :P
matthaus_c: there's consequences for that
KeytarCat: Hamaii is suffering a colonialism
SplittingImage77: And Hawaii island is spewing lava right now
Seth_Erickson: If it lasts more than an hour I'm over it
goombalax: the oceans around hawaii are super polluted from cruise ships and planes dumping waste illegally
Lysander_salamander: dang it keeps happening
shendaras: Only 10 turns? That's like only 3 board wipes.
gawag_: people who disagree dont really know how long 10 turns is imo
CaptainChibale: keys for days
Dalrint: We are eight keys deep now
saucemaster5000: If a magician does more than 10 tricks I'm out
noa2828: Overpopulation isn't accurate, more good ol Western Capitalism destroying.... everthing
matthaus_c: a commander game where the fourth player gets their upkeep is too long lrrBEEJ
ThorSokar: How many keys deep are ya my dude?
BrowneePoints: yea Hawaii is suffering from colonialism SUPER hard
Lithobraker: Hawaii is overcrowded with colonizers AND it's incredibly difficult to actually build new apartments and houses.
BrowneePoints: ^
SydPreviouslyHeadache: also, i guess Hawaii has a cat problem, because cat poop is toxic and affecting some water
bv310: I love a good three hour EDH game if it's in the right context. I play Modern for my fast Magic
BrowneePoints: Literally native Hawaiians live in slum towns in parts of the islands because they cannot afford to live on their own land
Pharmacistjudge: Hawaii was extra bad since it was overcrowded because continental americans couldn't go anywhere else due to COVID. it's not soo bad now...but still alot of weird remote california workers still about
NamesAreSilly: Too tired...*have* to go away. Have a good one.
Lithobraker: How about this, you guys can come live in Hawaii once the rail reaches UH Manoa
TehAmelie: it's probably good they didn't build that bridge like in BoJack Horseman
noa2828: Why does every sci fi game see a Chiappa Rhino and decide that is the ONLY gun
Lithobraker: Kappa
Seth_Erickson: Like if I'm going to be spending three hours with friends I'd prefer to have it be a board game then magic. I still really enjoy magic, but it kind of hurts my brain if one game goes for too long.
goombalax: its wild how capitalism and colonialism just reshape the world. Mogolia is full of barren wastes where green plains used to be, just because they ramped up the cashmere goat population for global consumption
saucemaster5000: I can sit happily through a Twilight Imperium game but I just don't have the patience for magic. Seems like the fun for me is over as soon as I'm done building a deck
Lithobraker: @BrowneePoints something something great mahele
kaib35: Are we getting the same ads or was that really aggressive water ad something special the algorithm had for me?
noa2828: @goombalax Almost like consumption-based existence is a curse
BrowneePoints: @goombalax well, in particular Hawaii is one of the saddest because we(the States) act like it's a perfect paradise while ignoring we have destroyed their water, displaced their people to the outskirts of their own land, and forced their Queen to sign a treaty at gunpoint, within modern memory
BrowneePoints: but we *don't talk about it*
TheMerricat: @kaib35 I believe Amazon targets the ads in Twitch, but I could be wrong.
kaib35: @kaib35 Neat. Well if Amazon's listening water that screams at me is the last thing I want.
saucemaster5000: What's weird is that's like... just the first paragraph about things the US has done to Hawaii
BrowneePoints: like, my Grandpa was 20 when Hawaii was annexed and that MESSES with me
Lithobraker: @BrowneePoints for the most part the aquifers of the islands people live on are in pretty good shape.
noa2828: Anyway this whole Hawaii discussion is your daily reminder to support Land Back initiatives
matthaus_c: yoooo dorf fort starts tomorrow?
RealGamerCow: Oh, Monikers is good too
Mr_Horrible: wait, can a PIF of Dwarf Fortress actually *end*?
gundamschwing: Aqui is the key?
Juliamon: Mr_Horrible They have a set number of episodes
TehAmelie: that's how librarians are created
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible pretty sure it'll spin off into its own show :p
Mr_Horrible: ah
TheMerricat: @Mr_Horrible Often, and horribly
Pharmacistjudge: oh, you're a librarian? name every book
bloodymary667: so what is the plot of this game ?
itira: evening all
MegaDosX: Preach it Ben
BrowneePoints: one of the best action flicks ever made
Dalrint: Favorite movie
saucemaster5000: The Tom Cruise one though, not that Brendan Fraser nonsens
CaptainChibale: dwarf fortress: death is fun
Seth_Erickson: The first mummy at the very least is a banger
DEATHlikescats: Truth. Bisexual awakening movie
Juliamon: Cori is specifically playing 6 episodes of DF.
Valbatross_: me in real life
Utopos: Robots don't need to define their relationships.
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Valbatross_: a replica is just a gooier robot
BrowneePoints: Fucking amazing
Seth_Erickson: People are big fans
TehAmelie: "are you a replica or a replicant?"
BrowneePoints: supplanted Elden Ring as GotY
Dandinstorm12: aledgedly
Mr_Horrible: I've heard generally good stuff but the NPCs don't let you solve puzzles
LithelyUnshod: The Besties liked it
Juliamon: And after that, maybe she'll stream on Tiltyhouse, but that's up to her
DarknessKingCoH: I hear you still can't jump
BrowneePoints: Ragnarok is very, very VERY good
saucemaster5000: heard it's very good, but I legit hated to the first reboot so I'll keep out of it
TheMerricat: New GoW kicks ALL the Ass if the youtube clips I've seen of the story are any indication
matthaus_c: that girl is one of the screamy radio robots
goombalax: Kolibri got kicked out of the band
noa2828: For a series with some very possibly problematic starting themes the way the narrative wraps up is fucking stunning
Dandinstorm12: apparently it's fundamentally a GoW game
TacitusVigil: Sounds like a Borg drone disconnected form the Collective.
Dandinstorm12: and not the one with chainsaws
Seth_Erickson: I don't think it beats Elden Ring for GotY for me but it's still probably second on the list.
Nigouki: You know what, I'm all in on a world where your robots need a well stocked library
SplittingImage77: Vending machine?
BrowneePoints: looked like there's a glowy brick
TheMerricat: @noa2828 It's effing amazing how GoW went from DudeBro's rage and "haha casual misogyny" to "We MUST be better... for them."
BrowneePoints: ope nope that's just a wall?
matthaus_c: you got it the first time, it's the black thingy
BrindleBoar: I assume that one black and red spot is the cassette tape you wanted?
Valbatross_: I honestly think the god of war remakes are better if you don't play the originals
BrowneePoints: ben is that a cassette in the top right?
Dandinstorm12: Banned
Dandinstorm12: or modern
Seth_Erickson: the room with those planets
Dalrint: Keystrolabl
Valbatross_: kind of hard to take kratos' redemption arc seriously when you see the exact degree of horrible shit he did
noa2828: @noa2828 For real like... How do you make that feel organic? Because it does and it's so fulfilling
BrowneePoints: RATATOSKR!
goombalax: Prozzd
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I thought it was prawz-dee
BrowneePoints: It's why I wanna send him a foil copy of Showcase Toski!
SurfDownstage: Imagine being canadian
TehAmelie: i just say SungWon
MegaDosX: ProZDeez
saucemaster5000: I've heard him doing the Ratatoskr voice, he's great
itira: ResidentSleeper
Seth_Erickson: back to the safe room you go
BusTed: no
Dandinstorm12: Adam, no time for sleep
BrowneePoints: no
noa2828: He plays one big squirrel and several smaller squirrels
itira: no
MegaDosX: You just did
graal_smith: Sometimes
niccus: i wouldn't remember
Seth_Erickson: no
BrowneePoints: but you do say Bunny Hug
Valbatross_: aboat
Mr_Horrible: I've never noticed if you have
BjjBrain: no
shendaras: a boat?
SK__Ren: no, only when you're goofing
RealGamerCow: aboat
UnusuallyLargeMoth: abbott?
Seth_Erickson: at least in recent memory
nyquister_: Like a bout of fighting LUL
ghyllnox: Graham does
itira: soory
Valbatross_: that's pretty Canadian
Pteraspidomorphi: You all say "good" instead of "well"
CaptainChibale: da bus is bunny hug
shendaras: sorey?
BrowneePoints: yea yall say car a bit like the maritimes
TemporallyAwry: You've got a bit of an accent, but everyone does PrideShrug
gawag_: bagel?
ThorSokar: only if we get you real riled up and in "hockey mode"
brat_the_wurst: aboot is very a maritime way to say it
TacitusVigil: About a boot in a boat.
BrowneePoints: and Sorry with a round o like minnesota
noa2828: Ab-ow-t
saucemaster5000: try bagel, that's another
goombalax: Americans don't pronounce the T, thats the difference between canadian about and american
Dalrint: aboot
ghyllnox: Milk?
RealGamerCow: You say car just fine(is from Boston)
underhill33: lava and pasta
matthaus_c: no you're saying car
Camail: ben has a stronger accent on car
Dandinstorm12: Adam, here's the real test say: "Send the puck out of the zone."
SymphonicLolita: ok but do you say "for" or "fr"
Austere_Squire: baggle
itira: ben has more of a twang with car
UnusuallyLargeMoth: b'gel?
nyquister_: Car = "Cah"
gruntage77: the big test is whether you say "crayon" or "crown"
noa2828: Bag-Lay
kaib35: Ben's accent is stronger than Adam's on car, but they're the same accent.
brutusq13: baegul
graal_smith: Bah-gell
niccus: say "mario"
TheMerricat: The thing that still effs my head up is any of you saying decal.
Utopos: It's Bah-jeel, right?
MegaDosX: We pronounce it more like bay-gel in Australia
BrowneePoints: As long as you don't say I-talian we're fine
BrowneePoints: holy SHIT does I-talian raise my hackles
EvilBadman: Either of you an L in both accent? I am.
Dandinstorm12: said like a true American ;)
RealGamerCow: backcheck forecheck paycheck bud
TehAmelie: it's just sad how you don't say lever so it rhymes with never
Dandinstorm12: ^^
Dalrint: I say begal wrong but I blame growing up in philly
Electrodyne: When I try to say "Goat" I pronounce it "CFL LEGEND WARREN MOON"
saucemaster5000: States folks always assume canadians all just sound like Wisconsiners and it's not true
CaptainChibale: I'm Canadian and I used to get teased a LOT for my accent back in the skype days.
Dandinstorm12: oh for sure
Seth_Erickson: is the key related to that map of the planets from one of those other rooms
TemporallyAwry: I don't think it's a puzzle so much as a picture lock
Haroldholmes25: yep
MegaDosX: Oh it's Laplace resonance
RealGamerCow: puzzles are umbelievable.
Nigouki: there was a table with a planetary system in one room right?
bv310: All filmed in my hometown!
Saskquatchewan: It'll be so good to you.....
NotCainNorAbel: You say 'healthcare' we pronounce it 'it will probably heal on it's own'
Valbatross_: most Wisconsinites don't even sound like wisconsinites
itira: anything over 2 hrs is too long lol
Dandinstorm12: Adam, whats the highest compliment you can say about a hockey player?
TehAmelie: to the orrery!
noa2828: @MegaDosX Casually dropping that sci-fi sounding thing that's somehow real
saucemaster5000: boy Wakanda Forever sure had a lot of subplots that went nowhere. Why was Martin Freeman in it again?
Blakemcm: You guys are my 2ndary thing!!!!
Dalrint: I can't imagine just standing there folding laundry I'd go bonkers
BeastiePunk: Shouldn't be watching youtube in 1940s germany
matthaus_c: @noa2828 I know my brain is poisoned because of how I read "sci-fi sounding thing"
gruntage77: or nice teeth
Valbatross_: also the nicest thing you can say if you're next to somebody at the urinal
BrowneePoints: "You passed 5th grade" (i'm joking)
Dandinstorm12: He's a good guy
Seth_Erickson: it was one of the doors on the bottom half of the screens
MegaDosX: @noa2828 I would have said Galilean moons if I weren't blanking on the term before Googling ti >_>
Mr_Horrible: just as a reminder, you *do* have a map
RealGamerCow: That got me
MegaDosX: it*
noa2828: "Great stick handling" ;)
eric_christian_berg: All Fuhrer, all the time.
BrowneePoints: YouTube in 1940s Germany would just be called MeinTube
Kramburger: I'm led to believe that it helps to have a map
BrindleBoar: Battlestar Dormlactica
CaptainChibale: you could use the same compliment for manual drivers
BrowneePoints: help, i'm giggling like an idiot at my own joke
Haroldholmes25: @saucemaster5000 gotta set up another dozen marvel projects down the road
Kramburger: @BrowneePoints seabatNogood
noa2828: These perfume section reps are real agressive today
matthaus_c: sounds like my first time
Dandinstorm12: uh
itira: oh my
gruntage77: got killed to death
BrowneePoints: *fast running sounds* Where you goin!
Dandinstorm12: rip
BrowneePoints: Did you just say Ben is getting killed to death?
Dandinstorm12: why does the gun sound like somebody slamming a dictionary on a tabletop?
CaptainChibale: when did you last save XD
Valbatross_: I am PETRIFIED at the potential loss of progress here
BrowneePoints: actually that sounds like an actual gunshot
Dandinstorm12: (I stole that from Jim Butcher)
Valbatross_: yeah that was earlier
Kramburger: Thinking I could never live without you by my side
Seth_Erickson: so we need the star to be at the very top and remember that
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Kramburger: Then I spend so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
Kramburger: I grew strong
matthaus_c: take a picture of the table?
Kramburger: I learnt how to get along
Kramburger: SO NOW YOU'RE BACK
BrowneePoints: and the first time they played Signalis the gunshot sound was so close to home I jumped and looked to my window
BrowneePoints: I'm back, from outer space
TehAmelie: gotta sleep. please nobody get hit by any trucks friends
saucemaster5000: That "I will survive" started to go into "RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD!"
BrowneePoints: and I came back here to see you with that sad look upon your face
Valbatross_: also the one place not corrupted by capitalism
SymphonicLolita: the only place I could find....uncorrupted by capitalism
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Now you’re back
Dandinstorm12: I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
SymphonicLolita: @Valbatross_ same braincell
BrowneePoints: oh wait is IS now YOU'RE back
Dandinstorm12: Go on now, go, walk out the door Just turn around now
Valbatross_: @symphoniclolita it's never far from my mind
Kramburger: "Moon was haunted so I got my gun from my place"
Mr_Horrible: it'll last longer lrrBEEJ
BrowneePoints: wait, you're a cyborg and need healing, HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GENJI
Pteraspidomorphi: Interesting how I 've heard that song a million times in night clubs and still don't know the lyrics
itira: LUL
Dandinstorm12: 10mm? The wasteland is strong with this one
Valbatross_: semaphore
ratstronomer: Bens working his magic
matthaus_c: wdym wdym
goombalax: oh heimat has the symbol of the starburst
Seth_Erickson: one is small the other is large and one is two planets
BrowneePoints: The star at the top of the orrery doesn't move
Roger_Job329: Ben Judo
Kramburger: Lots of people here don't remember The Replacements and it shows
ratstronomer: Adam doesnt believe
BrowneePoints: yep the star is fixed adam look
Nigouki: they're locked in a resonance
itira: LOL
Haroldholmes25: what a gamer
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Saskquatchewan: Got 'em
Dandinstorm12: wait what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean
Dalrint: Ten keys deep
methodical_monk: seabatClap seabatClap
Forgebold: Big brain moment!
Sogheim: this man is gaming on a whole other level
Mr_Horrible: what can we say, the man's spatial awareness don't miss
Austere_Squire: first try, easy every time
Boon_33: science!
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
MilkInBags: Ben is so smart
eric_christian_berg: You get a key and some plot.
Haroldholmes25: absolutely nto
graal_smith: Wait, what do you mean?
Valbatross_: I like reading in games
TheWarDoctor8: Ben's a puzzle master; trust the process
TehAmelie: the mouth movements of the words stick in muscle memory when you hear songs a lot, i find
BrowneePoints: So adam there was a little star icon on the Orrery, and the box's star position here is fixed, so he waited for the Orrery to line up with the star at the top
Seth_Erickson: Commander Falke amazing as ever
saucemaster5000: Witness deniers
graal_smith: Not good at lateral thinking
BrowneePoints: Dyslogia?
MilkInBags: Ben is a puzzle master that cannot read longer than half a tweet
SymphonicLolita: less spatial awareness?
Austere_Squire: straightforward-thinker...?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: ogryn brained
MilkInBags: Lazy
Xenguin47: Unlucky... :P
Dandinstorm12: smoovus-brainus
Boon_33: smoothe brainzus
gundamschwing: Ladder thinking
brutusq13: It's an Adam
nyquister_: A DPS?
matthaus_c: you don't have to read it if you don't want to, mostly these notes are for pacing, the info rarely comes up
Dandinstorm12: also damn Milk
Valbatross_: sometimes puzzles are just unusually hard to random people
brat_the_wurst: you're good at vertical thinking
Getter404: The opposite of lateral thinking would be what, Unga Bunga?
BrowneePoints: okay but you're really good at doing puzzles in the CYOA books that you have to conceptualize entirely without visuals
MegaDosX: How risible
Kramburger: Been doing pullups to work on my Lats Thinking
SeaTekCrazyMax: I'm good at lateral thinking but only with math problems that involve between 0 and 4 numbers that are multiples of 25
BrowneePoints: so you're not bad at puzzles
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Non-lateral illogicus
gruntage77: Welease Wodwick
Mr_Horrible: the sha-sha-sha thinking
saucemaster5000: His wife's name is Incontinentia
Valbatross_: now you just need somebody to think on the z axis
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
gundamschwing: New dating app profile - "Great at doing puzzles in choose your own adventure novels."
BrowneePoints: Incontinentia Buttocks
Haroldholmes25: back into the mines
noa2828: Vertical thinking would be the ability to slam your head against a proverbial wall until you get through, I suppose
Dandinstorm12: Hot damn
eric_christian_berg: Fingers crossed that Adam does the Chuck Tingle choose-your-own-timeline book.
NoxStryx: did you see they are releasing the Humogous adventer games to switch
Seth_Erickson: It's the Kniafu
Sogheim: anime cutscene
SymphonicLolita: especially if you're crafting
Kramburger: Just start referring to yourself in the 3rd person
saucemaster5000: Really hard at his old job at a minefield disposal crew
BusTed: tqsKnife
Dandinstorm12: banger alert
AbnormAnomaly: I’m good at lateral thinking but I’m 5’6”
Haroldholmes25: is it because adler is handsome?
noa2828: Who's this robot daddy?
Mr_Horrible: this is mostly how the plot is presented, the world is accented through the notes
Austere_Squire: is it time for sparta kick?
matthaus_c: hard to do larger worldbuilding in scenes like this
MegaDosX: RIP that guy
Valbatross_: WOO
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, Isa's *hard*
Bunoc1: hell yeah sister.
Dandinstorm12: schlorkt
Haroldholmes25: let's go chekov's knife
Seth_Erickson: Get merc'd Adler
Kramburger: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lyropithic: Solid technique
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ratstronomer: Knife wife is rad
kaib35: Did we kill a man? Was he a bad man at least?
kumatsu: I can't believe Knife Wife cast Fatal Push
Austere_Squire: rip that guy, i guess
Kramburger: More like SADler
Seth_Erickson: Pulled a Patches on his ass
noa2828: Nooooo Robo-daddy!
Mr_Horrible: more like Chekov out this big knife
BrowneePoints: Sorry brb reloading my knife
TheWarDoctor8: This! Is! SIGNALIS!
SK__Ren: Chekov's Wife?
Kramburger: Waifu with the Knifu
gruntage77: @Kramburger dude, that's my surname
Valbatross_: I think all wives can be categorized by their most prominent accessories
shendaras: chekov deez
BrowneePoints: so besides a couple off color jokes, the first two age pretty well
saucemaster5000: name something funnier
Valbatross_: I am probably also a knife wife, however my wife is a fountain pen wife, it's symbiotic
MegaDosX: Didn't age well
Bunoc1: I love basalt collumns. so geometric.
Dandinstorm12: You laugh because you remember laughing
Kramburger: @gruntage77 ha you've fallen for my cunning scam
Roger_Job329: Strange Brew
ratstronomer: @Valbatross_ You did buy all of our knives
matthaus_c: I remember liking nacho libre a lot as a kid, coming back to it was a learning experience
noa2828: Now you watch it and you're like "Oh this isn't funny, it's just mean"
gruntage77: @Kramburger damn. good thing I'm broke
Getter404: About the only thing I remember is "George Lucas gonna sue somebody!"
saucemaster5000: heard clerks 3 was okay
BrowneePoints: @MegaDosX See I'm the opposite, besides a couple really shitty jokes, Austin Powers 1 and 2 still aged pretty well, and I watched them like last year?
SymphonicLolita: that's how I feel about the original pink panther movies
bv310: They capture a very specific point in my life, for all the good and bad
Dalrint: We outgrow finding humor in people just being offensive.
ArdCollider: Stroke 9 was the band.
TheMerricat: In college the group of friends I hung out with watched exactly two movies on loop till the tapes gave out. So I married an Axe Murderer and Happy Gilmore. I've developed a loathing for Adam Sandler and Mike Myers as a result.
Sogheim: plus, they had Mark Hamill
matthaus_c: environmental hazards!
Xenguin47: Borscht?
ThorSokar: "Are you PoopSniffer426?" "Did you say...." (Song starts)
BrowneePoints: Do NOT play the pc version
Valbatross_: what protective gear would protect against monomolecular filament
Seth_Erickson: It has some performance issues
EvilBadman: Movie poopshot
brat_the_wurst: i've seen lots of medium reviews
BrowneePoints: I heard it's fine, but a bit short
saucemaster5000: I thought Eurotrip was the funniest movie as a teen. 8 out of 10 of those jokes are still kinda funny
Sogheim: anti tank ammo?
Mr_Horrible: I have seen people enjoying it, but also heard not good stuff in general, and playing issues for the PC
gruntage77: It's not a Jay & Silent Bob movie until Morris Day & The Time come on
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints If you still enjoy them, then that's entirely valid. I personally have found a lot of the jokes are just not landing for me anymore, so maybe it's just my sense of humour is different and it's not how they aged? You do you though
Seth_Erickson: and I heard the story is lacking but everything else is cool
BrindleBoar: anti-tank rounds
TheDailyMapleSyrup: II used to love ace Ventura pet detective, did not age well
BusTed: Yes.
goombalax: I hear complaints about it but I also see people doing really funny stuff in there
BrowneePoints: better than average yes
Haroldholmes25: does any AAA game release without performance issues in this day and age?
Seth_Erickson: Yes it will
niccus: mmm teflon bullets
DEATHlikescats: Not really
BusTed: It would be fine for the stream.
noa2828: @Valbatross_ New Trojan Brand Quantum condoms
matthaus_c: people are complaining a lot about Callisto Express, but it's very close to the release and people aren't meeting the game on its own terms yet
TemporallyAwry: #GoodEnough FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: the biggest complaints is it is short for a AAA game and not replayable
Seth_Erickson: It has good combat and graphics and seems to be lacking in the story department
zeanith_helfire: Its good quality for lets nope
TheWarDoctor8: Maybe just right for a Let's Nope gme?
lazermeow: Nitro Express rounds are really big rounds.
Loa_Ayizan: Please play it on Let’s Nope so I don’t have to play it
ThorSokar: If someone ever asks if you want to shoot their Nitro Express gun, you say NO, and then you pull up the youtube compilation of idiots shooting that gun and have a good laugh instead
Mr_Horrible: Elden Ring I don't recall having a ton of perf problems (although there weren't none)
BrowneePoints: Like, it's probably better than Dead Space 3 as far as Let's Nope stuff goes
goombalax: you can use the flare gun to send Signalis
BrindleBoar: LoadingReadyRupees
saucemaster5000: that is basically what I use this show for
SymphonicLolita: guns georg, who has 340 guns, is an outlier and should not be counted
gruntage77: Loading Ready Funds
neebusjeebus: doLRRS
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM
BusTed: That'll learn ya
ratstronomer: Dollars but with Beej's face
Haroldholmes25: gottem again
Dandinstorm12: to easy
Kramburger: Turn LoadingReadyMoney into LoadingReadyFunny
NoxStryx: loading ready rupies
Dandinstorm12: all too easy
Saintnex: we gottem bois lol
Mr_Horrible: on our way, to easy
Austere_Squire: two easy
BusTed: typo in group chat
Lyropithic: Based? Based on what?
itira: lets all point and laugh
BrowneePoints: but yea besides the shitty pc performance issues, it's probably better than Dead Space 3, but maybe not quite the heights of DS 1 and 2 Adam?
Mr_Horrible: BEST GIRL
Seth_Erickson: oh made a mistake in chat get ready to be put on blast
noa2828: easy peasy lemon squssy
Dandinstorm12: welp, that's enough for me, I must leave in shame
TemporallyAwry: You know Adam's having a good time when he hasn't threatened to ban anyone yet ;p
saucemaster5000: I make typos all the time in this chat and I refuse to ever correct it
itira: B.O.
shendaras: It's weird that this character has trouble with inventory where the guy with 1 arm managed to pull himself around with so many weapons and syringes.
Kramburger: Professional Comedian, by the way
itira: fiiiiine
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Mr_Horrible: shendaras to be fair, we can carry more than like 10 pistol rounds
TacitusVigil: Time for LRR to make an official cologne
Kramburger: Wow, Ben likes people who don't stink? UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARDS
SymphonicLolita: gottemmm
TacitusVigil: Eau d'Beej or something
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints you know what that means
Mr_Horrible: Adam *everyone* is playing an evoker
Mr_Horrible: even if they aren't maining it
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c I'm a freakin Red Panda I'll fight you
ThorSokar: No one i've met from LRR smelled bad
itira: i tried it for 3 minutes
Kramburger: Evoke deeze nuts
BusTed: all done
Mr_Horrible: I made one to reserve my name and did the starting experience
Valbatross_: has been saved recently
BrowneePoints: I just like doing a fully charged Fire Breath and critting for 120k
saucemaster5000: Evoker? I barely know her
Valbatross_: I feel like I would've heard it
Valbatross_: funicular!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: am I the only one getting boss fight vibes from this elevator
BusTed: This is very TMNT arcade.
Austere_Squire: don't jinx hum
Mr_Horrible: Headcrabs falling down, Half-Life 1 style
Kramburger: This is a level from Half Life
itira: why are the feet so itty bitty D:
Nigouki: the good ol' Akira elevator
Seth_Erickson: the game has to put restraints somewhere
MegaDosX: @itira As drawn by Rob Liefeld
Seth_Erickson: has to free up space in the files for all these keys
matthaus_c: a save room immediately followed by a big open elevator and it's *not* a boss fight
SurfDownstage: What is this, Control?
amuseoffirebane: did they save in the last room? I looked away
Austere_Squire: game fine, name terrible
ThorSokar: IDK, Spark in the Dark is pretty catchy
Kramburger: @MegaDosX Can't be Liefield, the feet are making contact with the floor
BrowneePoints: oh shit you get a new Alan Wake next year too Ben
BrowneePoints: with the Control Devs at the helm!
SymphonicLolita: counterpoint: it's a good name becausse you remember it
Austere_Squire: bye, nerds
BrindleBoar: later tater
SurfDownstage: I don't think it's a regular enemy, I think they only made one boss
niccus: we heard you're a visual learner, so i hope you've done some visual learning
Mr_Horrible: Elster and jumping in holes, name a more iconic duo
MegaDosX: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
Haroldholmes25: James is that you?
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible her Gestalt model was James Turner
crono3453: I mean, it is a pretty good movie
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MegaDosX: Imagine if it just says "GAME OVER" as soon as you jumped down the hole
Austere_Squire: what is this, a James stream?
Seth_Erickson: See this kind of change is cool
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible ...I wanna make a joke but it's technically a spoiler LUL
Getter404: This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub
Lithobraker: You ever just thing about the 90s ya novel holes
Juliamon: oh no it's Death Stranding
BrowneePoints: it's a vine
MegaDosX: Why is there a beach underground?
Austere_Squire: what
Saintnex: wow
itira: get it together Adam
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible yeah I think I grok what you mean benginLul
goombalax: Superbass
BrowneePoints: it's from a vine Adam
Sogheim: Nicki Minaj? you mean Megatron herself?
Haroldholmes25: Ben references that all the time
saucemaster5000: Adam just became my hero
Saintnex: I did not expect Ben to just have that much memorized
Kramburger: Figure it out, bud
ratstronomer: Who does have it together
The_Color_Twelve: that's fair
matthaus_c: haikussy
itira: i cant talk, nither do i
BrowneePoints: A handsome guy who tries his best and makes people laugh? damn that's a good consolation
SurfDownstage: Those are more nicki minaj lyrics
AbnormAnomaly: Guess we know the fake nicki Minaj fan.
Dalrint: Wasn't that the hole the guy who got stabbed fell in?
Austere_Squire: why random King in Yellow
matthaus_c: that's The King In Yellow
MegaDosX: Hot take, nobody truly has it together, some people just do a better job presenting themselves as collected
Austere_Squire: cassilda's song
BrowneePoints: It's snowing on Mt Fuji
Mr_Horrible: the ol 6-7-4 haiku
thegitrogsquirrel: 575
MegaDosX: 5-7-5 is the rule, yeah
TwitchingPokki: those censored sections are pronounced as screens
ratstronomer: @Mr_Horrible a classic
TwitchingPokki: screams*
The_Color_Twelve: Sounds like a football hard count
Mr_Horrible: I've watched Game of Trons
BusTed: did you ever watch the finale adam
TemporallyAwry: I never watched that book either PrideShrug
saucemaster5000: get it together Ben
CaptainChibale: GoT was fine
CaptainChibale: the prequal is great
Kramburger: Spoiler Alert it turns out the real throne was the friends we amde along the way
Mr_Horrible: more hole?
niccus: in the sea of flesh we can all get it together
Haroldholmes25: LUL
MegaDosX: Well.
Mr_Horrible: I'm sorry for her
ThorSokar: Has any other series burned it's fanbase as bad as Game of Thrones did?
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Kramburger: Oh, it's ajourney alright
Haroldholmes25: bless her soul
Mr_Horrible: it starts as *soon* as the series goes to shit
SurfDownstage: Time to get in the sea
matthaus_c: it was timed
EvilBadman: after the murder and sexual assault stops (which is never)
Austere_Squire: you died of wet feet?
dumbo3k: ah yes, politics xD
itira: the politics is the best part because its so silly. "oh its myyyy throne"
BrowneePoints: the air movement looks...weird
Mr_Horrible: Confirm Hecarim you fucking cowards
SurfDownstage: ooh, corpses
saucemaster5000: is there a Yordle yet?
BrowneePoints: I hate Ahri
Seth_Erickson: Think Lillia is going to be a zoner in that game
BrowneePoints: and I hate how overadvertised Ahri is
BrowneePoints: Basil
Haroldholmes25: cinnamon
neebusjeebus: that noise is the same noise as the task noise in among us right? im not crazy right?
graal_smith: Sporty Spice
TwitchingPokki: Donuts
eric_christian_berg: Cumin
matthaus_c: old spice
Seth_Erickson: Salt?
lazermeow: Garlic.
ratstronomer: Old Bay
Dog_of_Myth: Nutmeg
Pharmacistjudge: Holy basil?
SK__Ren: Myrrh?
Valbatross_: probably Old Bay
TheMerricat: "Description: Holy Basil, or tulsi, is a plant native to the Indian subcontinent, and used in many traditional recipes for food and drink there."
ThorSokar: Old Spice
Seth_Erickson: We are the salt of the earth after all
BrowneePoints: there's literally an Herb called Holy Basil
goombalax: Myrrh....MyrrDER
TemporallyAwry: Salt. Agreed.
epicduece: Frankensteincense
Xenguin47: pumpkin
MegaDosX: @goombalax Juads, no!
SurfDownstage: Lyrrh
noa2828: I watched all of GoT and I can say positively the greatest fantasy element is the idea that it was worth the time
MegaDosX: Judas*
Mr_Horrible: deez nutz
itira: The Spice Girls
saucemaster5000: Proof that Adam has it together
Seth_Erickson: @MegaDosX I like juads more LUL
saucemaster5000: yup
eric_christian_berg: Adam is a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.
MegaDosX: @Seth_Erickson He's Judas' brother from the rare misprint edition of the Bible, featuring Mosse
gruntage77: That's why Adam sells nice. Eau de Frankensence
BrowneePoints: no Frankincense was the Doctor
matthaus_c: there's a door to the left of the middle room, they look a little weird in this section
Roger_Job329: Frankincense is probably an herd
saucemaster5000: @eric_christian_berg I'll always appreciate those quotes PrideLaugh
SurfDownstage: Bullets, the holiest spice
Kramburger: Frankincense? That must have cost a few Frankin-cents
MegaDosX: Oh imagine if Ben no-scoped that
Juliamon: It's a resin, not an herb or spice. At best it would be a syrup.
Austere_Squire: can you shoot them in the booty?
Austere_Squire: was that a separate reticule?
eric_christian_berg: @saucemaster5000 One of the many quotes taking up space in my head instead of the differential calculus I learned in college.
MegaDosX: Was that a kettlebell?
TheMerricat: So I gave up being confused about this game and decided to google an explanation of WTF is going on. This isn't a critic of the game but... Adam and Ben and their playstyle had exactly zero chance of susing out exactly what was going on in this game as far as I can tell.
Kramburger: Wow looks like someone's using aimbots
seanmrwick: @jessieimproved I've been watching LRR since episode 1 of Friday nights and good hooked ever since
BusTed: benginFingers
TheMerricat: lol
itira: D:
Seth_Erickson: LUL
MegaDosX: Wow
circusofkirkus: LOL
ThorSokar: WOOOOOW
SurfDownstage: wow
SymphonicLolita: zinggggg
saucemaster5000: someone call the ambulance
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: You gonna take that Adam?
Kramburger: Careful you don't pull a muscle stretching that far
noa2828: The deafening silence of being deeply owned
matthaus_c: @TheMerricat yep, the storytelling here is pretty incompatible with how the stream goes, but they're getting the immediate plot
itira: Thats it, Adam's gonna snap
Roger_Job329: Ahhh friendship
Haroldholmes25: ummm
BrowneePoints: Ben got someone's ass with something like that on stream yesterday and it was GREAT
SurfDownstage: goo time
matthaus_c: the anus of it all
BrowneePoints: That's the Flussy
noa2828: Vascular Pit
Kramburger: Wow, Ben made Adam sad. Good work Ben,. hope you're proud of yourself
MegaDosX: What the freshly squeezed fuck was that
MadWolf1290: Issac syle
BrowneePoints: oh shit we're Silent Hill now
Boon_33: it's holes all the way down
Austere_Squire: apparently, this is if you keep hopping in the hole
DJManaT: we Silent Hill now, apparently
brutusq13: suddenly Scorn
DJManaT: I'm pretty sure that exact creature is a boss in one of the first two games
Boon_33: knife on ground?
Mr_Horrible: I think she's more "having a panic attack" than "reloading"
Seth_Erickson: I have no Ammo yet I must Shoot
Mr_Horrible: atta girl
Austere_Squire: and then she died?
Austere_Squire: did she die of recoil?
SurfDownstage: gun too stronk
Haroldholmes25: yee
matthaus_c: chrissy wake uuup
BrowneePoints: no she died of Ligma
SurfDownstage: skill issue
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
ratstronomer: Youre fine
Seth_Erickson: probably
Valbatross_: good is a strong term
ThorSokar: That's why when someone asks if you want to shoot a Nitro Express you say NO
Sogheim: from what I can tell, you're doing fine
Mr_Horrible: it has multiple endings they are not predicated by any individual action
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it sure has endings
Seth_Erickson: This is a game with multiple endings for sure
Austere_Squire: i dunno; there's King in Yellow stuff so everything's probably pretty bad and art
Kramburger: I heard she was killed by a Mind Goblin
BrowneePoints: "whose Isa Jobs"
BrindleBoar: multiple endings confirmed, the mapping from "good" to your actions is kinda variable tho
Mr_Horrible: so just play how you wanna and you'll see what happens
Sogheim: @Austere_Squire The King in Yellow and Isle of the Dead painting. it's like a Zelazny book
Mr_Horrible: yeah, this was fun seabatClap
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
mnemonicman: yay. Was only moderate spoops
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for streaming
ratstronomer: playfr3Honk playfr3Honk
matthaus_c: we had some good laughs, and discussed pacing and shit
ritchards: !patreon
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SymphonicLolita: shrrt
Kramburger: By shert
MegaDosX: Do we get a button if we do?
matthaus_c: when can we buy Eau de Beej
Mr_Horrible: Ben and Adam send their regards sofieMoney
ritchards: !youtube
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer150
SymphonicLolita: way to do laundry
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Orlantia: boop
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TemporallyAwry: Favorite Food to leave sitting out 2 days.
Kramburger: Vangle that Gangle
Austere_Squire: crackers
laundreydhull: Patreon is the new Twitter now? LUL
graal_smith: Your favorite period in history to do laundry
TheMerricat: obiviously for Adam and Ben it's expired food. :P
matthaus_c: goodbye bingledinglers
ratstronomer: playfr3Clap playfr3Clap playfr3Clap
NoxStryx: dingle that bingle and tell us your favorite jingle
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
The_Color_Twelve: How is the lol going?
Kramburger: Lego Legends?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Leggy Legends has some implications
MegaDosX: Well.
Mr_Horrible: that's the consensus I've been hearing
Mr_Horrible: the dough-dog is *very* runny
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
MegaDosX: The game is a lot of fun, it looks and runs like garbage
SymphonicLolita: I'll wait 6 months to buy it then
matthaus_c: dorf fort!
Austere_Squire: dwartress
laikagoat: dorfs dorfs dorfs
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm loving seeing people play DF
mnemonicman: Dorf Fort
Mr_Horrible: sofieBless manifesting death-by-trout sofieBless
Kramburger: Dorf Fort
matthaus_c: Just Monikers
ThorSokar: Dwarf Fortress one of the longest in-development games ever
ritchards: Game "Awards"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's a game i like to hear about, but is too much for me
Mr_Horrible: the grift continues
laundreydhull: ha.
McMims subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
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laundreydhull: ow, subs. very O W.
MegaDosX: What?
Kramburger: WHAT
MegaDosX: What do you want?
BusTed: G'night!
itira: goodnight everyone!
MegaDosX: Bye bye!
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mnemonicman: ok bye
Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', lads lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
matthaus_c: take care and draw horses, everyone
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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