Metric_Furlong: (4 Furlong Points™ still up for grabs, for anyone playing the guessing game)
TehAmelie: to think, i could be down at the town hall on a social gathering for autistics right now, make awkward to nonexistent conversation and miss out on this singular happening
Metric_Furlong: think of it as attending an autistic-friendly social gathering from the comfort of your own home instead Kappa
TehAmelie: with some people i kind of know, too
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Our dwarves embark and the legend of @apsalar and @DandyGeek begins at 10am! ||
TehAmelie: and the other thing attempts to happen every week, so
Didero: Wait, DandyGeek will be here too? Sweet!
Didero: Also, good evening!
Simbionis: Time for !!FUN!!
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: aka Ben S
Metric_Furlong: hello TXC2
Metric_Furlong: evening Didero
TXC2: hi Metric_Furlong
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Cori is checking out Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward! Game: Dwarf Fortress) at Wed 10:00 AM PST (0s from now).
Didero: I do feel like an evening Didero right now, it's true
Metric_Furlong: and yeah, bonus co-host
beowuuf: lrrHORN
Didero: I mean, hi!
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Metric_Furlong: also signal
Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Strike the Earth!
NewtyNewts: Let's mine!
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
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Didero: Well done Manae!
noSmokeFire: strike! the! earth!
TemporallyAwry: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5141: "That's me: smokes a lot of weed, no moral values, and loves anime." —Adam [2018-07-05]
beowuuf: dorf frod!
princess_intell: hi hi hi
Metric_Furlong: while we're going live, if anyone feels like helping to determine what's going on my watch list next, there's an extremely normal poll up
Brozard: yooooooooooo
atinyspacemarine: Yeeeeesssss
micalovits: !quote dwarf
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
micalovits: Awww
northos: !findquote dwarf
LRRbot: Quote #4584: "A beach is less granular than Dwarf Fortress!" —Alex [2018-01-04]
Anonymousless subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
Anonymousless: Strike the earth!
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northos: wow, got there
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NewtyNewts: Good quote find.
princess_intell: what's the cement mixer
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BITs19_: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
Metric_Furlong: @northos congratulations
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Direcheck: yoooooo has the steam version release now??
Manae: Well I guess I'm also getting the soundtrack for this one now
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notthepenguins: yeah @direcheck
beowuuf: cool music
JeffCentaur: Do we know who is playing it?
Inglonias: why is the advertisement freezing up!? I can't watch the strim stram
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RedtheLily: gnome citadel?
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princess_intell: is dwarf fortress that DOS game that's technically not even out yet
Metric_Furlong: @JeffCentaur Cori
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AlchemicalPanda: DF... Alright, I'm in.
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northos: Play it Forward is now Play it Dwarfward
Metric_Furlong: @princess_intell the same
DandyGeek: Cori will be playing. Think of me as a *less helpful* version of Wyrmtongue
northos: @princess_intell yes but it's on Steam now with graphics
Didero: @northos Dwarf It Forward?
AlienNanobots: Very tempted to get into DF now that the Steam version is out. It seems much more approachable
SaxPython: KomodoHype <3 KomodoHype
RedtheLily: @northos Play it fordwarf
Manae: @northos Play it Downward
Metric_Furlong: Play it Fortress
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taotetek: iTs DwArfGiOrnO
brainiac4: Play it Dwarf Forward?
princess_intell: dwarf fortress with graphics? now I've seen everything
notthepenguins: @jeffcentaur it's Cori according to the schedule
micalovits: I am 100% using this stream to judge i I want to get into it
northos: @RedtheLily you got there before I did lol
Brozard: Oh sweet, it's Cori AND DandyGeek, per Twitter
Didero: I'll just have people play it for me Kappa
brainiac4: I love watching Cori stream
TehAmelie: wait, Wormtongue when he's advising Theoden or Saruman?
micalovits: Can't wait to see Cori drown her dwarfs in lava on purpose
jessieimproved: I started playing it last night. I don't even feel like I've scratched it enough to tell
Metric_Furlong: @TehAmelie yes
northos: @micalovits same tbh
snowball_enthusiast subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months, currently on a 39 month streak!
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DandyGeek: @TehAmelie lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Manae: This song is so good. Working in the classic while being a fuller production
CAKHost: Hi everyone!
beowuuf: bonus dandygeek? yeees, adam, yeeees. I mean yes ben yes? cori? I've confused myself
jessieimproved: The OST is on Spotify
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
softggggggg: who's playing today?
jessieimproved: Cori
DandyGeek: OST is also on Bandcamp and Apple Music
TXC2: softggggggg Cori
noSmokeFire: Cori and Ben but not that Ben or that Ben either
Didero: ~lasttweet
softggggggg: nice!
LRRTwitter: [9m ago] @loadingreadyrun> Our dwarves embark and the legend of @apsalar and @DandyGeek begins at 10am! ||
Brozard: Other Other Ben
beowuuf: ooh, another ost to buy of a game i've not played then :)
noSmokeFire: B3n
TehAmelie: technically Ben 1
Direcheck: Dwarf Fortress Stream. It is a livestream. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is embedded with wifi cabochons and bands of personality
niccus: all bens are Other Ben
frnknstn: strike the earth!
Inglonias: i am about to cry. i got literally a dozen ads on the stream and i'm going to miss the first few mins
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noSmokeFire: hmmm. we'll have to bring this before the council of bens
Inglonias: ok. i'm thru
beowuuf: @Inglonias refresh, you got a gift sub
DandyGeek: Just think of me as "Old Ben" if you like
KBKarma: What's this music?
DandyGeek: it's probably accurate in more than one way
beowuuf: ost of the game
TXC2: Here we GO!
KBKarma: Oh, nice.
Brozard: or Oben-wan
TheNerdWonder subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
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noSmokeFire: @DandyGeek perfect :D
beowuuf: dwarf!
NewtyNewts: Let's Play it Forward!
TXC2: Hello Cori
LurkerSpine: lrrHERE
electra310: Hi Cori!
Didero: Hello!
TehAmelie: ahoy!
SkylerRingtail subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months, currently on a 94 month streak!
SkylerRingtail: Strike the earth!
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Metric_Furlong: hello Cori
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
Alahmnat: hi Cori!
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2645 patrons for a total of $20,756.78 per month.
Metric_Furlong: this our fault!
noSmokeFire: the stream menaces with spikes of data!
Inglonias: I have access to my most favoritest emotes in the world! lrrFINE and lrrWOW
beowuuf: hey cori! hey ben (in chat and in the stream, kinda :p )
Didero: I've been looking forward to this stream ever since I saw it on the schedule
LurkerSpine: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
Dumori: DOOORF!
NewtyNewts: Dorf
GhostValv: rock and stone!
Simbionis: love that art for Ben!
Didero: DwarfdyGeek?
jessieimproved: If you were a dwarf it would be socially acceptable to have ale right now, no matter the time
micalovits: That dwarf avatar is pretty good
TXC2: FeatherWeight HYPE
northos: slight echo on DandyGeek's audio
Catcard: bless FeatherWeight
Catcard: a kind being
StaticDelaware subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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Alahmnat: Dwarf Fortress. Drawrtress
FlamingSpipernado subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
FlamingSpipernado: DWARF FORTRESSS!?
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Brozard: oof, that feel *picks at white hairs in beard*
northos: oh no it's fixed now
LurkerSpine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
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micalovits: Fixed the echo though
notthepenguins: oh its fixed now
1y1e: ONE OF US
kaivex: Weird routing and unexpected interactions, defs on theme for DF.
JakeKamas: The echo is gone now
micalovits: Works!
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
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Catcard: benginDab
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
Fantusta: First try!
MilkInBags: you're a wizard, cori
Fantusta: No notes!
Didero: "Fortress Pilot" is a good job title
TehAmelie: i was today years old when i noticed you start the game with seven dwarfs
beowuuf: lrrFINE
softggggggg: is there an audio delay for anyone else or just me?
taotetek: Don't believe Dandygeek's lies!
niccus: the first advice already, i see
JakeKamas: Good evil laugh there!
MrVirite: @TehAmelie don't ask what happned to snow white
SkylerRingtail: Totally playing alongside right now
TheMerricat: "Advising"
TXC2: softggggggg seems fine here
Tophical subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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JakeKamas: Assuming that was intentional
TheNerdWonder: Mobile fortresses would be a new twist
AlchemicalPanda: Is the advice still make someone a stone crafter and just let them go until you can trade?
MilkInBags: now with graphics
Inglonias: @TehAmelie died of alcohol poisoning
niccus: are aquifers still a bother
Didero: The hotkeys are different?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: You have to be alive to sleep.
SkylerRingtail: All my muscle memory is for naught
electra310: But the death, the death is all the same
FlamingSpipernado: lrrFINE jermeeChaos
Gulleko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
Gulleko: I am here for dwarf shenanigans
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Brozard: The process of discovery!
182 raiders from James_LRR have joined!
GapFiller: JAMES RAID!!! jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPeakslit jlrrPeakslit jlrrPeakslit
beowuuf: are there still dwarfs? do they still congregate in a fortress?
Inglonias: @niccus yes but. not as bad
TXC2: hello Raiders
wench_tacular: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
MrSarkhan: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
RAICx: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
Barb4rian: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
Metric_Furlong: ah, the Punch Bunch have arrived
247Gremlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
247Gremlin: Dorfsense
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lackingsanity: you can rebind basically everything if you went
Fantusta: It can't tell you what to do
CaptainSpam: jlrrPunch
Brozard: jlrrPunch
LordZarano: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrXmastree jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrCarrotmilk
TehAmelie: a pit crew arrives, how timely
Narcuru: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrXmastree jlrrXmastree jlrrXmastree
noSmokeFire: !!learning!!
omnilord: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
cassaclyzm: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPeakslit jlrrPeakslit
kaivex: Simply Strike the Earth!
SkylerRingtail: Heavy Aquifer Hard Mode let's go
GaelanS subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
GaelanS: dwarvessss
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Direcheck: no more maneuvering the menus using only keys
electra310: Hi Pit Crew!
brunothepig: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
Inglonias: light aquifers are ok, from what I've heard. They're manageable.
Leonhart321: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
Simbionis: evil biome auquifer start lets go!
Sethalidos: make friends with the elephants?
tyrsredritehand: lrrSHINE
Nigouki: Does this also involve digging holes?
Inglonias: ok... heavy aquifer it is
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] There's one thing you're not supposed to do and we're gonna do that.
LRRbot: New quote #8388: "There's one thing you're not supposed to do and we're gonna do that." —Cori [2022-12-07]
Alahmnat: aquifer% speedrun
noSmokeFire: how many aquifers are you on, my dude
247Gremlin: Dat heavy aquifer.
Angnor33 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months, currently on a 108 month streak!
Angnor33: For the Dwarves!
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wench_tacular: Yeah, it was off brand
Metric_Furlong: Aquifer? no, the Aquifest
Sarah_Serinde: It was the punch-a-chunk but there was no chunk punching :D
GapFiller: also hes doing skyblock this month
Sarah_Serinde: We were decorating
GapFiller: ontop of the PaC
niccus: how quickly would your dwarves die if you attempt to punch a chunk
FromBrainToKeyboard: Decorating the winter chunks
creasehearst: he was building and igloo
DoctorH0pe: ben is kinda quiet
SergeYager: can we turn Ben up a bit? he's quiet
noSmokeFire: @niccus oddly, if you did it right I think that could be a viable strategy
TXC2: it's his home, since that's were his heart is Kappa
NewtyNewts: Histories of gluttony and dynamism
electric_claire: We gotta get James to punch a chunk in Dwarf Fortress
Inglonias: yeh, dandygeek is a touch quiet.
TXC2: Hi SergeYager
niccus: alright time for Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress
offbeatwitch: Number of beasts
SergeYager: hi Ben <3
MrVirite: 500years you coward
accountmadeforants subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
accountmadeforants: Let's test that!
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beowuuf: you heard cori, no generosity!
kaivex: Yessss.
GaelanS: cori.
Therberus: Dwarf dwarf dwarf *starts pounding desk* dwarf dwarf dwarf !
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 Let's go Dwarven Hellscape!
AlchemicalPanda: Ah... Boat Murder part 2 I see...
NewtyNewts: On the all-the-way-to-the-right track
SaxPython: PiF Speedrun
Inglonias: @Therberus fortress fortress fortress *also pounds desk* fortress fortress fortress
MilkInBags: all sliders to the max!
Sarah_Serinde: Okay that Ben volume is better and the notifier still seems fine :)
niccus: do we want the first stream to be entirely history readouts
electra310: When you've only got one hundred years to live
Didero: I can't see this going wrong at all
SkylerRingtail: Tiny Angry Planet
Therberus: @Therberus Hootin and hollerin about them dwarves and their fortressess
micalovits: That... Doesn't good
jacqui_lantern234: oh, look!!! its a beautiful group of friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! <3
Didero: What does number of sites mean?
Direcheck: so is chronicle mode still a thing w/ the steam version?
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
Inglonias: these are all the things I would suggest you DON'T do...
TehAmelie: are we likely to be eaten by a balrog?
NewtyNewts: @jacqui_lantern234 Tuning in for a game that aggressively loves you back!
Alahmnat: I...
SaxPython: lol
electra310: Mm, don't like that
cmdrelk: uhhh
wench_tacular: sir?
Zakaw: D:
notthepenguins: um
Metric_Furlong: milkable gorrilas has been called
Didero: @TehAmelie Nah, we'll die long before that :p
MilkInBags: that's just sex
TheMerricat: Vanilla Milk?
noSmokeFire: do the gorillas still die because they can't graze fast enough?
Brozard: *Luke wipes green milk from his beard*
DarkMorford: @Didero How big the Internet can get Kappa
Zakaw: Sir, let go of my gorilla
evil_h2o_elf: @TehAmelie in the short term, no. In the long term, almost certainly
adamjford subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 94 months!
adamjford: Hey, my bad. Sorry. Did you just say milkable gorillas?
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chonkski: New MTGO screen name thank you!
softggggggg: why would you choose to play vanilla if that mod exists?
niccus: you can make anything milkable, at various degrees of success
jacqui_lantern234: @NewtyNewts now im intrigued
Angnor33: I mean, you can milk most mammals... just not always efficiently.
Didero: @Didero That explains everything, no further questions, thanks :p
TehAmelie: so like Evil Genius?
Simbionis: that was very quick generatiob
noSmokeFire: I hate that milkable gorillas also means Masterwork Gorilla Cheese
nyperold: Man. I haven't seen Dwarf Fortress since it was ASCII.
softggggggg: this game is like the sims just like call of duty is like civ 6
angryoptimist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
angryoptimist: I can't believe this game is finally at release; it's honestly sorta inspiring?
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SkylerRingtail: We're the Overseer
SkylerRingtail: Oh it's so wee! It's like an Advance Wars map
noSmokeFire: someone killed a Roc with their *eye*?
jacqui_lantern234: @SkylerRingtail the one who oversees?!
micalovits: 9661 events??
Direcheck: i always remember having dwarves getting hit by falling logs when they chop down tress
Metric_Furlong: volcano is hot, you say?
noSmokeFire: it's a volcano, of course it's hot KappaPride
Didero: This is indeed good music
TXC2: these heat maps are blinding :p
Inglonias: THIS is elevation. Last graph was "cliffiness"
beowuuf: i seem to recall something about cats in the old, old DF stories?
TehAmelie: that completely straight river looks suspicious to me
SkylerRingtail: If you right click back out, you can search
4AMDonuts: if you're not zoomed in, you can filter
CanPlayGames: Did I miss the Dwarfing of a Fortress?
Dalrint: Dwarf Fotress with graphics is so weird. Not bad. Just weird.
MilkInBags: so what's the point of the game? please explain in less than 5 words Kappa
beowuuf: just started
TXC2: CanPlayGames we've just started
Drazoth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
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MrVirite: right click to zoom out and search
noSmokeFire: @MilkInBags have fun losing with dwarves
Direcheck: @MilkInBags make fortress with dwarves. losing is fun
Simbionis: the tutorial can screw up and put you in evil biomes lol
beowuuf: @MilkInBags fortify your dwarfs. If possible.
CanPlayGames: @TXC2 I don't know if thats a yes or no
TXC2: so why am aquifer bad ?
MrVirite: water hard to dig through
beowuuf: @TXC2 this is the game, they've released pretty steam version
AlchemicalPanda: Loam!
TXC2: CanPlayGames you have missed little to no dwarfing
NewtyNewts: What kind of soil? ...present.
mrMorphius subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
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JoannaTastic: Do heavy aquifers contain heavy water?
Direcheck: clay or sand is good soil
SkylerRingtail: @TXC2 As you dig down, the walls of an aquifer will start bleeding water. Heavy ones faster than you can typically deal with it
frnknstn: no soil all rock final destination
Inglonias: @TXC2 Water pours out of rock walls into the areas adjacent and below
MrVirite: lead for the water
Alahmnat: dawrves: famously indifferent to metals
Didero: Is it at least drinkable water?
noSmokeFire: it's extremely drinkable
TXC2: ok, thanks for the answer Ben and Chat
Tuxbeej: Also drownable
angryoptimist: Aggressively drinkable water.
Inglonias: in general, dwarves will only drink water when they have no other choice, and they don't like doing it.
TXC2: Hello Beej
MrVirite: oh no not salt water
Moonspeak721: i don't remember how to play this game at all. I accidentally made like 40 mugs and my dwarves still refuse to drink from them.
Tehbeard: salt and water? perfect.
kaivex: This is beautiful.
SaxPython: lol
Direcheck: my best memory of this game was trying to make a well underground using a lake above ground but due to physics and poor planning, it flooded my whole fortress instead
Didero: Government Type: Accidental Monarchy
SkylerRingtail: This is gonna be a glorious disaster
TXC2: Royalty can strike at any time
niccus: making a fortress *and* you get to kill royalty? score
Ravynn: Spontaneous royalty
Mollylele: wow the dandygeek portrait is so cute it's killin me
TehAmelie: does the world size have any effect on climate? i'm assuming there is climate simulation
kaivex: My personal style for embark tends to be "ignore all skills, just bring extra animals for more chaos".
DandyGeek: @Mollylele that's all Featherweight :D
mercano82: "Adequate" fish disection
SaxPython: FBtouchdown Meng FBtouchdown is my homie. I'm sure nothing bad will happen to them.
Simbionis: just go with seven master cheesemakers, what could go wrong?
Didero: How many DolLRRs to have a dwarf named after you? Kappa
MrVirite: are we going tpo be making soap?
TheThirdTail subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
TheThirdTail: <3
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frnknstn: How many anvils are we on?
Mollylele: let's name at least one dwarf lrrDILLY
TXC2: boy, this is....this is granular eh?
kaivex: Surely we will only encounter friends.
TehAmelie: i was a fish dissector by age 8. seems like a low skill sort of job
Therberus: @TXC2 you ain't seen nothing yet
MrVirite: @TXC2 very
NewtyNewts: This is real simulation.
Didero: @TXC2 Dwarf Fortress might be the most granular game in existence
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
brat_the_wurst: @TXC2 this is the beginning of how granular this game is
chonkski: Should the fisher dwarf know how to swim?
RandomTrivia: DORF!
angryoptimist: I can't wait until we make a very funny-shaped swimming pool.
SkylerRingtail: We didn't check our neighbors before embark, so I assume it's gonna be !Fun!
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Satheus: Who's gonna be the comedian though? The clearly most important position
beowuuf: 0/10 unplayable game
kaivex: Yeah, a few other things got price-adjusted as well.
TXC2: Satheus chat of course Kappa
PixelArtDragon: Oh hey, what a coincidence, I was literally about to play more DF and didn't even realize I had the stream open
KharadBanar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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noSmokeFire: trap components used to have a huge multiplier, so even wood traps were OUTRAGEOUSLY valuable
Didero: "War elephant"? :O
noSmokeFire: an elephant trained for war, as you do
FITorion: this the steam version or is that still not out yet?
Tuxbeej: Peace elephant
LidofLoathing: I watched someone play yesterday where the birds killed their first expedition
TehAmelie: alternate solution: eat the pet and the owner
noSmokeFire: Moatburgered
NewtyNewts: Ooh, axemobbed.
TXC2: FITorion indeed steam version
AlchemicalPanda: Waterspout
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Alahmnat: oh NO
GhostValv: wowie
Angnor33: Love it.
Aarek: it may be cursed
RandomTrivia: Welp, there it is
Fantusta: Ungobenet!
PsychoI3oy: the minty girder
TehAmelie: their child will be named Aqua Cola right
beowuuf: @FITorion steam version, yah
NewtyNewts: The Misty Spewers
Therberus: Question: why not take all available skill points for each dwarf?
Direcheck: the wet beards
MilkInBags: pasty dwarves
mercano82: The stripes represents the different layers of the earth: The rock, the water, and the lava.
TXC2: misty girders is how we make Irn bru
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steelfox13: soggy
FITorion: drizzle
Dyllbert: dudes
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Pffft HypeLUL
frnknstn: Dank Apes
Tehbeard: mushroom?
flibx0r: crevice
AzureishDragoon: Dank Hole... well, maybe not.
ladyjessica: Nuggets
noSmokeFire: crabs?
masterschiief: dank pasta?
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
NewtyNewts: Dank Leaf.
Ravynn: Perfect no notes
Inglonias: dotdotdotdotdotdotdot
RandomTrivia: 10/10 no notes
MilkInBags: the dank james
TehAmelie: go team jazz lettuce
MilkInBags: CiGrip
SkylerRingtail: Ahahahaha
Ravynn: LOL
Therberus: The cabbage is contemplating
GhostValv: :O
SaxPython: CurseLit KomodoHype CurseLit
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: my cabbages!
BusTed: tqsFine
NewtyNewts: This is definitely a water bong colony
micalovits: Some truely dank dwars
beowuuf: the cabbage still burns
Tripleyew: Just *lean* in on that, definitely
omnilord: My cabbages!
Gamshyd: @NewtyNewts does dwarf fortress have glass makers?
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mercano82: I think the dwarf's leaf has clouded your mind.
TXC2: what could go wrong?
NewtyNewts: @NewtyNewts I think we neglected to pick some.
noSmokeFire: @Gamshyd it does! you can make just about everything out of glass
SkylerRingtail: Did...did we bring an axe?
Simbionis: did you take any food?
amuseoffirebane: artifact cabbage, all craftdwarfship is of the highest quality
mercano82: Strike the earth!
Gamshyd: @noSmokeFire then def the water bong colony lmao
niccus: there is in fact a Glassmaker skill
Alahmnat: "entombs" sure is a choice of verb there
SkylerRingtail: Ere the *what now*?
brat_the_wurst: strike the earth!
micalovits: Strike the earth!
AlchemicalPanda: Strike the Earth!
BusTed: Strike the earth!
TXC2: the fresh maker!
frnknstn: Strike the earth!
SaxPython: perfection
RandomTrivia: It's been 20 minutes and already there's so much to unpack :D
MilkInBags: Rock and stone! For Karl!
TehAmelie: being named after a vegetable will surely make the other dwarfs fear us, because they don't trust green food
Direcheck: gather them herbs
accountmadeforants: Row, row, strike the earth!
amuseoffirebane: strike the earth!
DahudLefthanded: How successful was the UI overhaul?
Genie_M: punch a chunk?
MrVirite: count the rings!
KharadBanar: Are the controls compatible with old muscle memory? Because I still have that from 10 years ago
kaivex: But also, so many logs!
SkylerRingtail: @KharadBanar Big nope sadly
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MilkInBags: a small price to pay
Didero: Can you at least rebind controls?
leebenningfield: I played DF for several hours a decade ago. I've been looking forward to the Steam release since it was announced
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leebenningfield: I've almost convinced myself that I'll try playing it again
AlchemicalPanda: But what are the odds we hit one?
TehAmelie: humans fear Lucifer, but dwarfs fear Aquifier
ladyjessica: Gotta dig deeply and greedily.
Ravynn: Goblins come and steal everything from your depot
MilkInBags: now I understand how my friends feel like when I talk about Stellaris
TXC2: MilkInBags I want to get back into that, but it always takes to long :p
jessieimproved: I played this a little a long time ago too. At the time, I didn't have the energy to invest in the game. I'm looking forward to learning it now
GDwarble: I tried DF years and years ago and bounced off, even with a tile pack, but I'm real tempted to give the Steam release a try
Direcheck: excited to see the first artifact in this run
TehAmelie: i wasn't sure about the animation, but it's quickly growing on me
TehAmelie: (well, lack of)
kaivex: I feel like I will like most of the changes once I get used to them.
Alahmnat: oops?
jessieimproved: Yeah on high dpi I had to custom scale to 180% and that worked ok
kaivex: No cats, either.
goatprince: no dog? no cat? get goat
SurfDownstage: Just use people
TehAmelie: we need cats to hold back the creepers, right?
Krillin_fan: Strike the Earth!
MilkInBags: what about a guard elephant
goatprince: get goat, train goat, you now have wargoat
Direcheck: vermins are still a thing, right?
TXC2: hello goatprince
James_the_Dabbler: Oh my god it looks so good I can't wait until I get my paycheck so I can get the Steam Release
Alahmnat: just sleep in shifts
mrMorphius: Floorvaves
Tehbeard: @TehAmelie In DF, cats cause the explosions
kaivex: Last night in my fort, I had a pet cavy attack a coati and chase it off.
Fantusta: I didn't know I wanted an enormous wooden corkscrew until now
Inglonias: @TehAmelie i thought grey-goo cats were fixed?
MilkInBags: ok I'm really intimidated by this game LUL
AlchemicalPanda: I don't understand... you haven't started making stone crafts yet... how do you even this game these days.
AlchemicalPanda: :)
mercano82: How greedily are they digging down?
TehAmelie: don't worry, there are tutorials
SaxPython: @mercano82 full send
Krillin_fan: and the wiki is your friend!
Manae: I do wish the texture for walls went a bit deeper than it does. Might not be an issue as I get used to it, but slightly harder to tell what material it is
kaivex: The wiki will be a better friend once it's updated for the new version, though.
TXC2: dolomite baby!
mercano82: Dolomite? Bender's 40% dolomite!
Inglonias: I plan to buy this version of the game eventually. Unfortunately, I don't know when that will be. Probably when the wiki starts getting updates.
Didero: My mouse has a button to toggle between free-rotating and notched, maybe that mouse has it too?
Manae: If the wheel is free-wheeling, is there a button to make it clicky?
Direcheck: is there a hunter dwarf or are the dwarves gonna be vegetarian for a while?
MilkInBags: what's the selling point of this game compared to say, rimworld? very very deep simulation? lots of nonsense?
Wodar9: I only vaguely knew about DF before it came out on steam, saw a Noclip interview with one of the devs and now I know how amazing this game is
Manae: @MilkInBags Deep simulation is an understatement
synoi420: <message deleted>Can’t believe we live in a world where ppl complain about paying 30dollars for a game like CoD but will instantly buy this trash of a game for 30dollars with no complaints.. gaming is dying because of these type of ppl.
noSmokeFire: open door policy
GDwarble: @MilkInBags Well, it came first, by decades, but also yeah, an extremely deep and complicated simulation
Ceris75: literal hole-in-the-wall
Direcheck: @MilkInBags personally i'd say it's the storytelling potential
TheMerricat: ModLove sergeModLove ModLove sergeModLove
Inglonias: @MilkInBags Rimworld is more of a game. Dwarf Fortress is a storytelling engine that happens to let you manage a fortress
GDwarble: 4 to a bed, no big deal
an_asp: Look at your dwarves' personalities, that's my favorite part
MilkInBags: because I wanted to get into this game like 8 years ago but the 'UI' was too much for me LUL
xerjen: I also want a bed in my office...
taotetek: "he'll be fine as long as he has stuff to drink" it me
NewtyNewts: 16 on, 8 off
KharadBanar: @MilkInBags "manage" a "fortress"
Zu_o: The first dwarf gets the bed, the second dwarf gets the pillow
MilkInBags: thanks for the answers chat!
Zu_o: when one dwarf goes down the other one fights
an_asp: I spend an unreasonable fraction of my games staring at their character sheets
Direcheck: everytime your fortress falls is a new learning experience
NewtyNewts: Looks like your capslock is on Cori?
Ravynn: Keep the miasma out
MilkInBags: a trash room, for meeee?
TehAmelie: don't you know, caps lock is cruise control
Ceris75: The're DOING it
Direcheck: gotta keep that miasma away
angryoptimist: @Direcheck Learning is !!FUN!!
noSmokeFire: does miasma still not travel diagonally?
NewtyNewts: Sky Burial.
Inglonias: This game was also hugely influential. It predates minecraft by half a decade. It predates Rimworld by a decade.
AlchemicalPanda: Is that a turtle I see in there?
Direcheck: is there a mod already that turns map data into a 3d render?
LidofLoathing: upsetti spagetti?
SkylerRingtail: I love how we're not even *trying* to explain what this game is to those unfamiliar. It's just too much
Falannt: Whats the point of rooms, instead of a big hall?
an_asp: I think it's a turtle the fisherdwarf caught
noSmokeFire: @Direcheck there used to be, not sure if it's still maintained
Inglonias: @Direcheck There is, but it relies on DFHack, which isn't updated for the new release yet
amythist: Direcheck there might have been for the ASCII version not sure aobut the steam version
mercano82: You keep your food and your trash in the same space?
electric_claire: Wait, does Dwarf Fortress use the miasma theory of disease?
SkylerRingtail: I miss my DFHack and Dwarf Therapist right now
Inglonias: I too miss DFHack.
Wodar9: look at those menus on menus!
Kelderan: I'm so freaking happy to see this being streamed. And by Cory? I woke up to Christmas early.
Fantusta: chat, weirdly I'm very hungry all of a sudden
TheMerricat: so we store our raw meat next to the corpses?
angryoptimist: The corpse & cheese room.
noSmokeFire: @electric_claire I don't remember if you can actually get sick from it, but DF represents stink as a cloud of purple miasma
chonkski: I don’t think this is food safe Cori
Direcheck: @electric_claire miasma is basically stink that trash makes. diseases function as a separate thing. or at least it's how i remember it
Inglonias: @TheMerricat Basically the same thing as one another.
Didero: Or both!
xerjen: mmmh, corpse cheese
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
NewtyNewts: Oh yes... 'fragrant'
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: pungent!
Alahmnat: I love not being able to tell where one smell stops and another one starts!
TXC2: we keep the cheese and corpses in the same because they have same smell
mercano82: "Here's where we store our cheese, heads, and head cheese"
noSmokeFire: "OK, troops, today we're training flight!"
micalovits: Floating barracks huh
TehAmelie: it's how you give the cheese an extra kick
KharadBanar: @TXC2 good old butyric acid
kaivex: Teach your warriors to fly, it'll make them even more epic!
electric_claire: @Direcheck Thanks
SaxPython: you down with the OAZ?
Krillin_fan: flying dwarfs are 100% more deadly
Krillin_fan: mostly to themselves!
Didero: What even IS a broker?
noSmokeFire: fish dissection translates to goblin dissection
kaivex: Fish guy knows all about how to school people!
NewtyNewts: And verity the fishmonger
Quaseymoto: Nice discworld reference
an_asp: I feel like I spend an hour staring at their proficiencies before I decide who gets what jobs
mercano82: The millitia is A. E. Piecemeal.
angryoptimist: Are carp still an existential threat, or is that phase of the game over?
an_asp: Cori's way is probably better
Direcheck: i hope they changed how bookmaking works and dwarves don't just make books out of one-page essays
micalovits: Nothing bad will ever happen, right?
GDwarble: @angryoptimist I believe that was patched quite a while ago, alas
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
TXC2: hello Mischievous_Catgeist welcome
KharadBanar: The interface feels kind of 2005, and I'm into it
SaxPython: KomodoHype
MilkInBags: shotgun shells?
TXC2: #ShellStuff
Dragoonspirits86: "Shell" stuff
ritchards: is it turtles all the way down?
AzureishDragoon: Shell yeah
GDwarble: @KharadBanar It's a step up from the 1983 interface it originally had
KharadBanar: @KharadBanar exactly
SaxPython: storage turtle
Alahmnat: @KharadBanar Winamp 2 skin aesthetics
LidofLoathing: eau de turtle
TXC2: fish an cheese: two great smells together at last
Krillin_fan: playing in fish piles is how you build character
mwlsn: 40 minutes late, now I have even less of a chance of understanding what's going on
MilkInBags: what kind of mineral is 'balrog'? OpieOP
an_asp: Bauxite! For your... aluminum...
noSmokeFire: bauxite is nice. magma proof iirc?
RandomTrivia: Rock Door, the Burninator?
TheMerricat: @mwlsn Chaos incarnate, dwarven silliness, normal Cori-ness. :P
mercano82: Bauxite can be refined to aluminum
GDwarble: @mwlsn Right now they're mining out a cave, and as they've made all the enemies as aggressive as possible they're also training a militia
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mercano82: At least, it can in Satisfactory.
Direcheck: delicious purple helmets
TXC2: so all we need is to invent electricity and we're golden
KharadBanar: @mercano82 it also can in real life
Inglonias: Do Dwarven Water Reactors still work?
angryoptimist: Plump helmets -> plump helmet BOOZE!
RayFK: Ship it back.
RayFK: Give up on mice
RayFK: Use direct mind input
mwlsn: @TheMerricat that's a solid basis for understanding, really
mwlsn: @GDwarble thanks!
noSmokeFire: bauxite requires high voltage to refine into aluminum, iirc, so you can't (couldn't?) do it in DF
TXC2: hello RayFK
MrVirite: So, this is Play it Forward, and it's Dwarf Fortress, so what'
an_asp: Yeah, you only get native aluminum in dwarf fortress, to my knowledge
MrVirite: when do we end?
RayFK: and as we all know, assigning a manager definitely fixes problems Kappa
TheMerricat: @MrVirite I believe in another non-PIF stream we were told this will last 6 episodes.
xerjen: @RayFK And if it didn't just keep assigning more managers until the problem is fixed
TXC2: MrVirite probably next week
LordZarano: If the wheel is freewheeling there should be a button that makes it clicky
Kelderan: Ah. DF Nobles. Somehow reflecting the problems and frustrations with irl ones.
MilkInBags: just end when cori beats this game!
an_asp: I would love a mod for electrical aluminum refinement
Mushbie: no cook. only brew
Therberus: Looks like you have somekind of fly problem
megamaduo: dwarf fortress will tell you when it's time to end
Genie_M: flies?
KharadBanar: @noSmokeFire Not very high voltage actually, but lots and lots of amps. Still, dwarves haven't discovered any electricity at all
Alahmnat: when do we strike Balrog?
TehAmelie: -4 for 4-tress!
an_asp: I like reading the list of discoveries your civilization has.
NewtyNewts: Aren't those still dig plans? I thought the icon changed image partway through
TXC2: "we've struck Balrog, black gold, Morgoth tea"
an_asp: The mathematical ones are really in-depth and have absolutely no game effect
Direcheck: grand hallway
MrVirite: waterfall? ;D
noSmokeFire: yeah, they haven't got this far yet. you can't see the wall material
SpleenLord: Grand hall
Tehbeard: Tasteful statues of cheese?
MrVirite: @Tehbeard Tasty statues of cheese?
MilkInBags: a vestibule with 2 giant doors, opening in a hall?
Otakuman81: Grand lavatory?
Dragoonspirits86: second a vestibule
Direcheck: if you get lucky, lavafall at the entrance
goatprince: engrave a temple to your hubris, as usual
noSmokeFire: dwarves love Trap music
xerjen: At the end of the trap hall is the kindergarden?
MrVirite: asymetric, brave
Tehbeard: @xerjen you mean danger room?
FITorion: non symetrical....
TXC2: that not being symmetrical has made my eye twitch already :p
MilkInBags: chat will implode because of 1 tile difference
Ravynn: Is it sergeOffByOne ?
angryoptimist: The opulent dinance hall
RandomTrivia: @MilkInBags sergeOffByOne ?
xerjen: Thank you Cori
Otakuman81: caseym2Chaos
Murf13: thank you
ContingentCat: Thankyou Cori lrrHEART
NewtyNewts: Thank you
RandomTrivia: benginChaos
TXC2: thank you Cori
SnowJP: Has Cori played DF before?
Didero: What do the numbers on the squares to mine mean?
Spades_Slicc: Really dwarfing these fortresses
KharadBanar: @SnowJP From the looks of it, lots
Genie_M: priority
Direcheck: @Didero priority
MilkInBags: a bed....rock?
Murf13: @Didero priority
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Keep them wrapped in the fuzzy prisons of socks.
SnowJP: cool, was just curious!
Didero: @Direcheck @Murf13 Thanks!
TXC2: SnowJP I think OG dawrf fortress was covered on talking sim
Dragoonspirits86: we start in the bedroom?
noSmokeFire: the wiki has some beautiful 3d honeycomb designs to maximize packing efficiency. I love thsoe
amuseoffirebane: iirc you can get away with 1x2 bedrooms
MilkInBags: 18
MilkInBags: surface at 14
an_asp: A good dwarf would never have to leave the fortress!
Didero: When are you installing an elevator? :p
SaxPython: let them sleep cake
Krillin_fan: dwarves have very strong legs
micalovits: Its good training!
ContingentCat: never skipping leg day
Ravynn: Downhill, in more ways than one
Tehbeard: Super happy fun slide
RandomTrivia: Get them a firefighter's pole
xerjen: I don't know if that is deep enough for dwarfs
MilkInBags: can you make a firefighter pole to get down?
noSmokeFire: our dwarves will have calves of steel
noSmokeFire: @MilkInBags do minecarts count?
mtvcdm: If you fall down 18 flights of stairs, you can go to sleep for a long time
Direcheck: they could also go down via a waterfall slide
RandomTrivia: @mtvcdm seabatBRAIN
TXC2: wow Ben showing his never-lived-in-an-apartment-building privilege Kappa
bo_brinkman: Does this game have bees? I'm definitely not obsessed with the Live Bees song.
Direcheck: @bo_brinkman yes it does
noSmokeFire: @bo_brinkman it does!
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goatprince: the goat will undergo budding soon, i bet
Direcheck: you can even use the beeswax for stuff!
jarnatan: >points at Dwarf Fortress superimposed upon a butterfly< is this mine o'clock
MilkInBags: kids have it easy these days, I used to climb 30 floors on foot to get to my apartment Kappa
NewtyNewts: Gather the plants and put them in the smells room
SaxPython: @jarnatan A+
xerjen: attack turtle?
an_asp: Should have brought a war elephant!
TXC2: MilkInBags uphill in snow, both ways
SnowJP: delet turt
MilkInBags: shelling the shells
Mushbie: uhh the shells are great crafting materials
BITs19_: this just makes me want to play Rimworld
Direcheck: so do actual flies and other vermin share the same icon?
kaivex: If you don't trust them with one, that's all the more reason to give them one!
Alahmnat: we have a barrel, it's fine
TehAmelie: i wonder if there is a mod that makes it so your dwarfs have to go uphill both ways
noSmokeFire: do war elephants still instantly starve to death because they can't graze fast enough?
jarnatan: if I know anything about dwarves and elephants it's that they still only count as one
Tehbeard: @an_asp Elephants and dwarves is a horrible idea... *flashbacks to Boatmurdered*
Mushbie: @Tehbeard Boatmurdered indeed.
Inglonias: if only we had embarked near the volcano. then we could have followed up "Operation Fuck the World" and funnel lava to the outside
an_asp: @an_asp That's all the more reason to get them on our side!
Direcheck: i remember when you had to use a mod to do order automation
Alahmnat: oh no, gambits
an_asp: I don't remember the last time I played a non-volcano embark
noSmokeFire: I spent soooo long trying to make worldgen give me volcanos with flux
an_asp: I always just crank the planetary volcanism level up to max
an_asp: And yes, then get confused when there isn't any sedimentary rock for flux
NewtyNewts: You shall go infinite!
hammybone_: how do you set a thing to infinity?
noSmokeFire: are the miners set to deprioritize hauling?
beowuuf: what extravegance
kaivex: I mean, you don't *have* to.
beowuuf: everyone has a palacial bedroom, everyone has a cup
ContingentCat: such decadence, cups
TehAmelie: what are cups? *drinks soda from bottle*
Alahmnat: a cup in every bedroom
TXC2: cups? surely a dwarf wont settle for anything less then a stein?
MilkInBags: why not lead mugs? OpieOP
Murf13: you make more then one mug per order
KharadBanar: 7 dwarves 1 cup
Alahmnat: and a shucked turtle in every cup
mercano82: Dolomite mugs, prefect for your hot beverages.
noSmokeFire: turtle power!
an_asp: All your dwarves have to have fully engraved bedrooms, it's practice so the engravers know what they're doing in time to engrave the dining hall!
TXC2: KharadBanar get out Kappa
MilkInBags: make mugs out of the skulls of your enemies (turtles)
Otakuman81: The Shell of the Turtle Hermit!!!!
angryoptimist: This talk of needing cups is making me think of Diogenes.
JonRenish: Dwarves!
Ravynn: Uhh
TXC2: turkey leather?
Alahmnat: Damp Fortress
TehAmelie: turkeys have pelts (maybe)
NewtyNewts: Dank fortress
RandomTrivia: ew
Ravynn: Well I guess they're taking dank literally
noSmokeFire: you can't spell train without rain
ContingentCat: Kevin
Direcheck: they will become literally dank
NewtyNewts: Long may he rain.
micalovits: "Why is my dwarf wet?" And other weird questions you ask when playing dwarf fortress
Murf13: yup
TehAmelie: would you rather wear snakeskin pants or turkeyskin pants?
beowuuf: jlrrBreak jlrrXmaxpick
SaxPython: KomodoHype <3 KomodoHype
CaptainChibale: yessss dwarf fortress
BrindleBoar: at the worst moment, in the worst way
NewtyNewts: One day we'll find it. The heavy aquifer. The dwarfers, the streamers, and me
megamaduo: heavy aquifer? uh oh
CaptainChibale: dwarf fortress: dying is fun
hammybone_: a near infinite amount of time
niccus: so much time, and yet not enough
meepsalot: just got here, who is stream friend? voice is so familiar
DandyGeek: That would be me
TehAmelie: Ben S, aka DandyGeek
TXC2: meepsalot it's Ben AKA DandyGeek
niccus: Ben Soileau, from "that one feed dump on some stairs" fame
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Alephred: Cori and DF! Why did nobody wake me up!
Didero: Wake up Alephred , you're late for your shift
DandyGeek: I am honestly surprised the dwarves have not struck an aquifer yet
MilkInBags: @Alephred we did but your batphone was not open
TehAmelie: you didn't tell us to, it's not on us
Falannt: because, we are not your parents
TXC2: Aquifer is for closers
MilkInBags: can someone explain what an aquifer is LUL
cyanMu42: One day we'll find it, the aquifer layer, OSFrog The miners, the haulers, and me.
TXC2: underground water source
MilkInBags: ah, so underground drowning nightmares, got it
Alephred: Also, hello @DandyGeek !
DandyGeek: aka wet stone tiles - they will cause flooding if you crack into them, yeah
DandyGeek: @Alephred HeyGuys
meepsalot: uh yup that is it, amazing person
DarkMorford: Goodbye Windows
beowuuf: mouse5!
MilkInBags: don't you dare plug a new mouse
DarkMorford: Hello Windows
Inglonias: new mouse plugged in
BrindleBoar: bloops!
Ravynn: Plenty of time to still hit an aquifer
shaunleung: mouse!
ContingentCat: hello Windows
Inglonias: i heard it
Inglonias: back in MY day, DF didn't HAVE mouse support... grumble
DarkMorford: New mouse who dis?
MilkInBags: it didn't even have graphic support!
Inglonias: Then it had very basic mouse support, and it was ENOUGH!
SaxPython: @DarkMorford <3
public_key_reveal_party: Oh wow, what a time to miss a livestream notice, I will need to catch the start of this on Vod land
Inglonias: Graphics tilesets actually overwhelmed me visually when I tried them. Especially the stone. I had a lot of trouble figuring out which kind of stone was which. As long as I had a square font to play with, I was happy
DandyGeek: 31.03 is the last version I booted up, from the looks of my old files - I know I used the "LazyNewbPack" too
TehAmelie: i've been waiting maybe 14 years for mouse support before i could stand playing the game
Alephred: I would love to see an edit of the Matrix where all the green text is just screencaps of Dwarf Fortress Classic.
JadedCynic: In my day we had to do weeks of digging and research, and then be trustworthy and persuasive, just so we could wire the dev his well-deserved money for making such a wonderful game; and now? Now people can just go buy it on Steam! (I approve <3 )
Direcheck: i forgot whether ice becomes water when you mine or if it turns into actual ice material in this game
Ravynn: Lazynewb's pack is so good
Metric_Furlong: while we're on break, if anyone wants to help decide what's goin on my to-watch list next, there's a poll open
JadedCynic: @Alephred I like that! SeemsGood
beowuuf: wb
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf: the theft begins again!
Krillin_fan: hurray for working mices!
Alephred: Cheer100 Cheer100 I found some change in the couch cushions, carry on.
TheElrad: what is this 2d Heresy?
Didero: DandyGeek's voice is JUST close enough to Graham's that my brain keeps getting confused, which to be honest doesn't take too much :p
PsychoI3oy: Dwarves in Space is a different game
public_key_reveal_party: having never played dwarf fortress (successfully, I have tried) how is the steam version for beginners?
TehAmelie: huh, we needed honey before we could make alcohol?
TXC2: wood jugs = wugs
Krillin_fan: @public_key_reveal_party the steam version has a tutorial, but it's still pretty dense :)
PsychoI3oy: public_key_reveal_party, I've seen 1.5 people go through the tutorial and it seems to help a lot
TheElrad: Jugs! Jugs! Jugs! Jugs!
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie The sugar needs to come from somewhere
Scarbble: stone jugs = sugs
TehAmelie: you'd think dwarfs could ferment anything
Spades_Slicc: Isn't "Dwarves in space" just Oxygen not included?
Direcheck: @Spades_Slicc nah, it's deep rock galactic
MilkInBags: Rock and Stone!
RandomTrivia: @Spades_Slicc Did someone say "Rock and Stone!"?
Alephred: For Karl!
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie well *Mead* in particular needs honey - you get wine from grapes, beer from grains + hops, etc.
SkylerRingtail: Did the embark warning lie to us? It does that
DandyGeek: The new tutorial is decent, even if it's just scratching the surface of the systems in the game - the help files/etc are also pretty in-depth
JadedCynic: it's like you get cider from apples (mostly)
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TXC2: if it's got carbohydrate in it, you can ferment it
Manae: Bees!
beowuuf: until we develop the television we need to provide proper entertainment
Ravynn: Mermaid dreams are a 'feature' Dandygeek
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie And rum from sugarcane, sake from rice, and airag from mare's milk
MrMatternot: Is this the first hour?
beowuuf: yes, 1hr 8mins in
TXC2: MrMatternot just started the 2nd hour
Didero: !uptime
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SkylerRingtail: @OldBenX Very nice sub message
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Dumori: The AquaFresh Turtle Team!
Krillin_fan: teenage mutant flying dwarves
micalovits: Is this some sort of koopa-troop?
TXC2: time for some half shell heroics
asthanius: fish are #cancelled
public_key_reveal_party: #turtlehat !!!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: hurrah!
Krillin_fan: turtle hat!
Manae: SingsNote Teenage Fighting Dwarves Wear Turtles SingsNote
KharadBanar: > Disdains truth
mercano82: The turtle hat should provide protection from rhinos, warthogs, and Uncle Phil
SkylerRingtail: @KharadBanar Urist McFakeNews
noSmokeFire: dwarves can't appreciate a good fan fiction cliche
Inglonias: Drinking without a mug? That's like eating without a table! But WORSE
Inglonias: because you can at least use the barrel as a table
TehAmelie: we've got to work on making more dwarfs, probably
RandomTrivia: Once you go rock, you never go... bock?
Fantusta: Rock and Stone!
mercano82: Can I get a rock and stone?
Xed_Regulus: Once you go rock, you never go bawk
kaivex: None of this surface nonsense with wood. Proper stone, like Urist intended!
Direcheck: aren't migrants gonna arrive soon?
RandomTrivia: Needs workshopping
Inglonias: Does anyone else remember the days when trees only gave you one log each? That always sucked...
Inglonias: Wood was way more precious
NewtyNewts: Bed order is already there, can you increase priority?
Therberus: What are the numbers in the mining plans?
SurfDownstage: @Inglonias I haven't played in a while and was wondering how people were building massive wooden forts these days lol
RandomTrivia: Only used to make other things, Liminite is a transient material lrrBEEJ
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: normaly limonite is a gold ore...
DarkMorford: Can we just dig out a 16x16 square straight down? Kappa
TehAmelie: when dwarfs say B&B, they mean bed and barrel
kaivex: Dorfs will take any excuse to not mong their fish.
Didero: Bed, Barrel & Beyond
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incslayer: how goes the dwarfing and the fortressing?
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Tehbeard: @Didero The beyond is in the adamantite pillars?
AlchemicalPanda: Wow - no water yet? thats crazy
micalovits: Its about having dreams!
TXC2: so smooth we could do curling on it
noSmokeFire: r/MaleDwarfLivingSpaces
TehAmelie: who needs water? we're making mead!
AlchemicalPanda: Look... sometimes you have to keep someone in bed...
NewtyNewts: Gorbagechev?
Direcheck: ah yes, dwarves going insane. a rite of passage in this game
micalovits: Thats a friend!
noSmokeFire: oh, those things that are going to get hungry
SaxPython: <usical
brat_the_wurst: beast time!
AzureishDragoon: Eye of Gatemile? He killed that one guy!
an_asp: Oh, that's the thing that it warned you about in the intro!
SaxPython: lol
AlchemicalPanda: 175 years old
SkylerRingtail: Gonna guess...undead
Direcheck: check description
goatprince: overreliant on advice. sad
TehAmelie: we're right on the eastern shore of the world eh
noSmokeFire: No *official* position
MilkInBags: gollum?
TheElrad: it has no official position
TXC2: !advice
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TheMerricat: The "Eye" has no vision.
Alephred: Eye of Gatenile, "*vision lost*.
OldBenX: !badadvice
LRRbot: "Both" is an option.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
SaxPython: pet?
DarkMorford: And literally blind.
MilkInBags: does it....teleport?
CaptainChibale: naw it's just going up and down the hills
noSmokeFire: it's going up and down slopes, I think
TheMerricat: @MilkInBags I think it's just hopping between elevation levels.
Tehbeard: What type of create is it?
Tehbeard: *creature
noSmokeFire: Night Creature
RandomTrivia: Did the moon hit the Eye? lrrBEEJ
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Alephred: @RandomTrivia That's Amore!
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
fhorrigan: Oh God, I can't even escape this Irobot ad on Twitch....resub, RESUB!
Krillin_fan: how could it be anything BUT fine?
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Didero: Soon is not now, ergo it's Future Cori's problem
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Konda020946: 5 yeats huh
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Otakuman81: Definitely, probably not going to murder everyone/everything it CAN’T see.
Direcheck: i might've missed it but a pasture's been set, yes?
TXC2: Direcheck I think that was the first thing we did
DarkMorford: Ooh, a tanner? How many beds?
CaptainChibale: I tend to bring one cat and a couple of dogs with me when I start a fortress
TehAmelie: ah, now we have a bedroom/ storage/garbage room
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun
xerjen: Wait, why can this ram have an official position? :D
GirlPainting: is the new crapshot season over?
TXC2: the smoothening
SaxPython: did food just go up? 20 to 30
Didero: What does smoothing do? Or is it just for aesthetics?
an_asp: You don't have the power to ensure that they're tasteful.
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an_asp: It's going to be engravings of socks.
Otakuman81: Smoooooooooooth.
ylegm: smooth brain go fast
SaxPython: @Didero Office chair bowling is more fun
noSmokeFire: @Didero makes dwarves happier by making the room worth more dwarf bucks
brat_the_wurst: @Didero makes the dorfs happier and lets you engrave the walls after
TheMerricat: @Didero Smoothing changes it from rough hewn stone to something you wouldn't mind living in. So.. asthetics but also, helping dwarves not go crazy?
Didero: Oh, fun! Thanks Chat!
DarkMorford: Should use diorite, just to annoy Serge :p
TXC2: the Town hall vs the Townhall
an_asp: Of course the dwarves live in townholes!
Direcheck: is the ewe milkable now as well?
NewtyNewts: ew, milk
SaxPython: I love our vast selection of storage beds
an_asp: He loves his turtle hat
RandomTrivia: Wouldn't you, if you had a cool turtle hat?
an_asp: Oh man, saltpeter. If only...
an_asp: This is also what I say when I hit pitchblende
TehAmelie: hehe, "chip" in
noSmokeFire: one does not simply walk into more dwarves
BITs19_: hot fortress action
Didero: Hot fortresses in your area
RandomTrivia: @noSmokeFire seabatClap
Otakuman81: Need some of those hardy dwarf womenfolk.
GirlPainting: Did the Crapshots season end @LoadingReadyRun ?
empyreon: could try and get that eye of whosiewhatsit to lend a hand
TehAmelie: a different knife
NewtyNewts: fix'd
noSmokeFire: @GirlPainting see the description on the latest crapshot. the craps will resume in january
AveryCorvus: Similar to shearing in a lot of ways
GirlPainting: oh ok noSmokeFire
Direcheck: donkey brain
Therberus: So what happens when it rains to the outside workshops?
NewtyNewts: nervous Donkey tissue
SaxPython: Ready for Mad Donkey Disease?
TehAmelie: today's menu: donkey stuff
Aenir798: Hello, was Cori LRR's resident Dwarf Fortress expert?
Direcheck: @Therberus i believe there's like a work penalty to it? else nothing gets affected
DarkMorford: And now I'm hungry, thanks
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CasioPepegaTV: We move
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TXC2: are we having donkey jerky? or donkey jonkey as it should be
GirlPainting: germany since 4 years
Manae: I do love the workshop art. Also really lets you know what tiles are passable and now
Aenir798: This game is older than some of the people playing it.
Alephred: For the love of God, Montresor!
Manae: and not, that is
CaptainChibale: it's old enough to drink, drive, and vote.
CaptainChibale: maybe not all at once.
ExachixKitsune: Strike the Earth! Oh you've got that far
PsychoI3oy: CaptainChibale, but you know it wood
PsychoI3oy: erm, would
SaxPython: yo, one of the Dwarfs is mega happy
AveryCorvus: This isn't about what they want.
CaptainChibale: I can't wait to buy this once I can afford it.
NewtyNewts: That makes sense
DarkMorford: RIP Donkey
noSmokeFire: the donkey has been fatally slaughtered
Krillin_fan: Your donkey died from harvesting...not that kind of harvesting
CaptainChibale: I gotta say the price is steeper than I expected but totally worth it given how much work they put into it.
kaivex: They get a really great idea. So great. Just. Wow.
Master_Gunner: I've gotten in t hose moods before
Direcheck: i honestly can't wait for this fortress's first artifact
TXC2: the donkey didn't die, it became food, that's different Kappa
Mangledpixel: boop
an_asp: Brick them up in a workshop and lower in only the finest gems and platinum bars
Aenir798: What happens if they go insane?
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
noSmokeFire: in older versions the lack of turtles was a serious problem, because dwarves would be Fatally Invested in building something with shells
an_asp: So they don't make a masterpiece artifact out of wood
Mangledpixel: how goes the dorf?
Inglonias: @Aenir798 They can't do any more useful work in the best case. In the worst case, they snap and go berserk
Ravynn: Aenir798 Lots of different things, they might become sullen, they might go berserk, they might drink themselves silly
TXC2: Mangledpixel no aquifer yet
AlchemicalPanda: @Aenir798 They either go on a rampage or the get depressed to death
noSmokeFire: @Aenir798 best case scenario they die. worst case scenario everyone dies
Mangledpixel: TXC2 booo
ExachixKitsune: huh
Spades_Slicc: sord?
DandyGeek: "sard"
NewtyNewts: sard
Manae: @Aenir798 Depends on *how* they go insane. They can become depressed and just waste away, or they may become enraged and homicidal. Or decide to throw themselves to their deaths
an_asp: I bet their aquifer is only on one side of the map. They're probably at an intersection of biomes.
ExachixKitsune: Sounds like one of your dwarves had a Sard-did love affair
Therberus: Man I need to get this game
SpleenLord: Isn't that just a horse bone
Direcheck: how many strange mood types are there again?
NewtyNewts: moon snail-man.
TehAmelie: the scepter of Can't Draw Horses Club, eh
TXC2: moon snailman, attorney art law
DandyGeek: it's a sceptre once you start striking your subjects with it, I guess?
Didero: Is a lower or a higher number 'more' priority?
AveryCorvus: Ever had a dwarf get a Fell Mood before? Where they just yank the skull from a nearby dwarf and make something shiny with it? Sure is something.
NewtyNewts: Just dig up.
Manae: @Direcheck Five. Two good, one neutral, two *really dangerous*
Riiiiiiis: is this the standard look of the game now? not any mods or things?
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noSmokeFire: @Riiiiiiis yup!
TXC2: Riiiiiiis yeap this is vanilla
ExachixKitsune: When you're afraid someone's going to take your rod away, do you have sceptre-ation anxiety?
empyreon: Never aquifers, not even once
Riiiiiiis: nice
RandomTrivia: @ExachixKitsune seabatClap sergePun
SK__Ren: I love aquifers
kaivex: We're here for !!FUN!!
SK__Ren: Its free water
Krillin_fan: more dwarves to feed!
RandomTrivia: New friends!
SaxPython: pop up to 14
beowuuf: lrrHORN
noSmokeFire: someone pointed out that the aquifer might be on the other side of the map
asthanius: Need more beds in the tiny room
CaptainChibale: how many animals did they bring
TehAmelie: now we gotta figure out who are the real seven dwarfs
empyreon: I hope the eye mans is trying to slip in with the new batch
CaptainChibale: imposter eye mans
an_asp: What skills did we get? Any legendary strand extractors?
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Direcheck: man, i remember my first fell mood. was really shocked when they did the thing and then made the thing out of parts that came out of them doing the thing
Featherweight_: Ben, Drinking on the job? For shame.
NewtyNewts: Who's the guy that's absolutely jacked to be here?
Therberus: Yeah fully happiness dwarf is pretty suspicious if you ask me
TXC2: hello Featherweight_
DandyGeek: @Featherweight_ It's not drinking, it's just my pre-workout supplement (of booze)
richard_ermen: Dwarf Fortress ^^
RandomTrivia: Like some kind of Doorf Fortress lrrBEEJ
Mangledpixel: Door Fortress
TXC2: "you get a door, and you get a door! AND YOU GET A DOOR!"
RandomTrivia: benginFingers Mangledpixel
nyquister_: Pro-gamer Cori!
richard_ermen: The new graphics really add a lot of game to the previous abstract world simulation state.
kaivex: That water is probably stagnant.
Inglonias: You're in a hot temperature area. I don't think you need to worry about freezing
Inglonias: It's also saltwater, if I remember correctly
mercano82: Oh, that light blue on the minimap is open air, not water.
noSmokeFire: if only we had some kind of aquifer
an_asp: My favorite part is that you can see DOWN through empty space to lower layers
Manae: There is an aquifer *somewhere* for winter water
RandomTrivia: Well that's a LOT of water
mercano82: Which dwarf is SCUBA certified?
Metric_Furlong: a brave and heroic exploration mission?
Xed_Regulus: sergeCanal ?
TXC2: a good plan? are those illegal?
Therberus: Water can't go through doors, it's not fire or a ghost
Metric_Furlong: it's true, water can't open doors, since it doesn't have any hands
noSmokeFire: sodium door
TXC2: *aren't
Fantusta: yay water!
richard_ermen: Killing Water might be ....difficult
kaivex: It warns you the ground's damp once. After that, it lets you do you.
asthanius: who *is* it supposed to be fun for?
TXC2: asthanius the water?
Didero: "Leek biscuit" sounds uniquely gross
asthanius: @TXC2 I would assume all the thrashing would be at least annoying to it
Asimech: @TXC2 Water does like to murder.
Mollylele: "Leek biscuit" sounds like a charming name for a urinal cake
TehAmelie: it looks like we're creating the water temple in Zelda
Didero: Maybe double door, just to be sure?
brat_the_wurst: dorfs have strong calves to carry rock doors
asthanius: they drown after a few seconds, it's fine
Asimech: @Mollylele So would Aussies call them "leek biccies"?
Didero: How are they going to... get to the water?
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Manae: @Didero The water is a level below that door, so they can open the door, grab water, and leave
TXC2: hopspital time?
NewtyNewts: Time to prepare for Bad Time
Otakuman81: Pacify it with FIRE!!
asthanius: red to hide the blood
TheMerricat: @Didero what are physics.... :D
Didero: @Didero Oh, I read it as the water filling up the room entirely, that's reassuring, thanks
brat_the_wurst: salt table will be fun to lie one when you're cut
Cptasparagus: theres an underground salt cathedral in colombia
BrindleBoar: there are several former salt mines that have been carved into cathedrals
Metric_Furlong: it might be the one in the Wieliczka salt mines?
Gwentian: you need to asign each space to a dwarf :)
RandomTrivia: But we put doors in them and everything!
asthanius: "Mom said I get to pick my bedroom!"
PsychoI3oy: if you click multi and drag over all of them, it will make each an individual one
Aenir798: "The Salt Cathedral of Zipaquirá is an underground church built inside a salt mine, and made entirely of salt."
Metric_Furlong: as that's the biggest one, iirc
kaivex: But is it a proper dolomite door?
DandyGeek: @Metric_Furlong that's the one, yes! Thank you!
asthanius: good place to store your salt
dumbo3k: If you select multi instead of paint, it creates a seperate bedroom for each bed that is contained in your drag selection
brat_the_wurst: if you select all the rooms at once it will seperate them into different rooms if they have doors
asthanius: bad place to store your water
noSmokeFire: iirc if your bedroom zones include the doors + wall their value gets added to the room
FITorion: different salt mines are used for document storage.
Metric_Furlong: np, I actually went there once
mercano82: There's also the salt mine in New Orleans that accidentally had an entire lake drained into it.
Metric_Furlong: it's pretty nice
TehAmelie: i seem to recall somebody did insist on a world packed with wild animals. . .
TheMerricat: Old and existing Salt mines are often used for storage. There is a problem keeping the salt from corroding stuff but it's really good at keeping the humidity down.
Metric_Furlong: so many turts
Krillin_fan: moar turtle armor!
Wormb_: Dang this game looks pretty now
NewtyNewts: Is that a meow or a cry?
mercano82: You can become the world's largest exporter of turtle armor.
mercano82: Sounds like a small human.
CaptainChibale: turtles turtles rah rah rah
NewtyNewts: Definitely a cry now.
Wormb_: And an actual UI now?!?
CaptainChibale: oh I forgot I was making coffee XD
Fantusta: "slaughter the donkey" new band name I call it
noSmokeFire: the baby's here for youtube stuff
SaxPython: Baby on afk later
Robot_Bones: The baby is Twitch chat, we need burpies
RandomTrivia: Oh are Ben and Adam on AFK tonight? lrrBEEJ
Arazien: jlrrBaby
TheMerricat: @Wormb_ Stream release just dropped today. Fully official graphics treatment.
Rekcus: I legit thought that was one of my cats crying in another room...
SaxPython: @RandomTrivia FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: Is Adam there? lrrBEEJ
Sethalidos: are we sure it isn't just James?
TehAmelie: hmm can we make bakelite?
mercano82: LRR is just increasing it's Minecraft content by bringing on a new expert.
Metric_Furlong: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: small human now screaming :p
NewtyNewts: Deal with the baby
LordZarano: LRR sorted the prop room and realised that their prop baby had run off, so they got another one
RandomTrivia: jlrrBreak
SaxPython: <3 <3 <3
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:51:18.
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
DandyGeek: probably it just needs to have a few tasks assigned and it will be a less grumpy baby
beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
TehAmelie: odds that an unaccompanied baby wandered into the Moonbase, pretty low
bo_brinkman: @beowuuf Yes!
Xed_Regulus: Everytime I hear them mention "dolemite" I think about the Rudy Ray Moore character
Metric_Furlong: while we're on break, if anyone feels like helping decide what's going on, my to-watch list next, there's an extremely normal poll here:
Wormb_: Baby is over stimulated from all the fancy graphics
ValtheDrake: I only came here about now, how experienced are Cori and Ben in DF?
NewtyNewts: Well, my chair has sprouted a mystery screw from the hole worn through the back. I think it's time to get a fresh chair soon.
Metric_Furlong: @ValtheDrake reasonably, although not with the current build of it iirc
CaptainChibale: @ValtheDrake the seem pretty experienced
SaxPython: oh the Halo x Gummi Worms ad is great
ValtheDrake: ah, so completely random failure probably won't happen
Wormb_: Curious what adventure mode looks like now
LordZarano: @Metric_Furlong ohh, is that a new not-strawpoll?
kaivex: Adventure mode is not yet available in the graphics version, they're working on it next.
Wormb_: Ah. Fair
TehAmelie: aah, good stretch
DandyGeek: Cori is very familiar with DF - I am very rusty, as it's been ~10 years since I played the OG. We're both fumbling through the new GUI, as hotkeys are different and some things have been changed/redesigned for better flow in the new UI
TheMerricat: On the note of salt mines ....
gualdhar: dwarf fortress? how did I not know this was happening?
TheMerricat: "Bayous such as Bayou Corne were largely settled by the Acadians in the late 1700s, who were attracted to the locations for its economic potential as an alligator and crawfish nesting site. Beneath much of the state of Louisiana, including these bayous, are salt domes, gigantic deposits left during the formation of the North American continent. These domes vary wildly in scale and depth, some as much as 35,000 feet below the surface and as large as Mount Everest."
Sly_chocobo: Wait.. Dwarf fontress? weird!
beowuuf: wb
TehAmelie: hi again
TXC2: and we're back
Xed_Regulus: WB
asthanius: Fun fact: "Cajun" comes from "Acadian"
Metric_Furlong: @LordZarano yep
Abavus: D:
NewtyNewts: Baby has been 'handled'
richard_ermen: Noice!
ContingentCat: excellent, no further questions
Sly_chocobo: Oh heck! Right! it was coming out with a new UI right?
mercano82: Pray I don't deal with the baby further.
TXC2: we "took care" of the baby
Sly_chocobo: Exciting!
Krektogar: the baby has been "pacified"
Tuxbeej: Yeah, I’ve seen M*A*S*H.
asthanius: don't mash the baby
mercano82: Oh, that got dark in a hurry
TehAmelie: that baby won't cry again. within ten minutes
goatprince: sorry everyone, I was just having my monthly venting session, I'll be quiet now
an_asp: I'm impressed they can wheelbarrow huge rocks up so many flights of stairs
asthanius: @goatprince we all need to cry sometimes
mercano82: But if you sell the ducks, how will you identify witches?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Therberus: I ned hopsital
Sly_chocobo: Ah the new tileset looks really nice!
kaivex: Hopsytoll!
TheMerricat: @Tuxbeej Why you gotta remind me of that episode... the feels.
niccus: venting? sus
CaptainChibale: eggs are a decent source of food in the winter though
mercano82: Wasn't that part of the M*A*S*H finale?
TehAmelie: pretty funny, when a terrifying monster stalks around your little town the first step is to invest in healthcare
NewtyNewts: Which guy's feeling really jazzed right now?
TheMerricat: @mercano82 Yep
Mollylele: final pam take hammer and fix the baby
RandomTrivia: @goatprince It's 7:18 somewhere
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mercano82: Is smoke an issue in this game?
LaserIsLaser: Oh god it’s been 10 years am I going to fall down a dwarf fortress hole again
TheMerricat: so many LRR personages in chat today. :D
TXC2: TheMerricat I know right?
Alephred: I love the graphics on the stations.
Mollylele: @LaserIsLaser congrats on your dwarf hole, dad
Moonspeak721: still no aquifer huh? these dwarves are too dry imo
goatprince: sell ducks, buy goats
LaserIsLaser: @mollylele thanks kiddo
Sly_chocobo: I should pick this up actually.. its a great game
CaptainChibale: it's an amazing game and I am so excited to get it
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TehAmelie: none of those words sound good, except stew
mercano82: I'd love to see the description of the talc statue
Sly_chocobo: Did they add the promised tutorial?
Krillin_fan: The Gymnasts are all about Talc rings
TehAmelie: talc is like, the opposite of a precious gem?
noSmokeFire: does the donkey leather spark joy
NewtyNewts: Getting out of your cages, and doing just fine
niccus: talc is like, 50/50 you also found asbestos
micalovits: War elephant!
niccus: irl
TehAmelie: doot o clock
Alchemistmerlin: free elephant
Moonspeak721: steal from elves
NewtyNewts: Dog?
mercano82: Do you need dogs and cats?
PixelArtDragon: That still only counts as one!
BrindleBoar: Earth only slightly Struck
Astrovore: how can you not need "Hoary Marmot Leather"?
TXC2: that is one small elephant
noSmokeFire: how much for the elephant?
TehAmelie: it's got to fit on one square, i'm guessing
an_asp: The broker showed up, but changed their mind to go drink
an_asp: Whoa, platinum
flowerseses: @TehAmelie I think one of the big things for this release was multi-square... things. like, beasts and fun stuff that is bigger than 1x1!
kaivex: Doggo!
TehAmelie: welp
goatprince: acquire dorg
TehAmelie: ooh can we get an acacia barrel for Serge?
Moonspeak721: why is that copper pick so expensive
Astrovore: disregard mugs, acquire doggo
noSmokeFire: you can make training weapons out of wood, iir
mercano82: Do you need seeds for the farm?
nyquister_: Wait! Kakapo are in this game? Heck yeah!
NewtyNewts: Some pig-in-a-pokes
CaptainChibale: oh yeah seeds would be super useful
Mollylele: "blob leather"
ArdCollider: Ben. we've _talked_ about the kakapo bus report before. people keep very close track of how often they bus one another for reproduction. :D
Ravynn: A less animate pet
GhostValv: that very shellfish
Fantusta: WHat about a pet gazebo?
TehAmelie: are they selling coelacanth?
Mollylele: pig tail thread ??
micalovits: You need it
Ravynn: Giant skunk I think
Mollylele: "skunk leather backpack" is a fantastic name for a punk band
Alchemistmerlin: Giant-Skunk Leather Giant skunk-leather Giant-Skunk-Leather
flowerseses: it's good for the economy
KharadBanar: i think it‘s (giant skunk) leather
AlchemicalPanda: We don't NEED it... we GREED it
goatprince: pig cheese, you say
mercano82: reindeer cheese, lol
Ravynn: DandyGeek Sus.
BrindleBoar: yeah extreme sus
micalovits: Did men make the man cheese with kangeroo milk?
ylegm: problematic
KharadBanar: kangaroo smegma
mwlsn: it was put there by a kangaroo can
Asimech: @Mollylele IIRC "pig tail" is a type of plant. Though I'm still imagining it as having strands the thickness of actual pig tails.
Arazien: Kangamanchego
goatprince: but what will we name the dog?
TheElrad: you had axes and crossbow
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Invite the extended Jesus.
ylegm: training weapons?
an_asp: Are those turtle pants
TehAmelie: i kind of want a bedroom that's just a hollow square inside a mountain with a bed and a rock
TXC2: wait, we're dwarves and we don't have a tavern?
Inglonias: tables made of rock salt. Isn't... Isn't salt soluble in water?
Inglonias: is that not a concern?
dumbo3k: @txc2 Everywhere is a tavern if you are dwarf ebough
TXC2: dumbo3k touché
kaivex: At this time, rock salt does not dissolve in water in DF.
mercano82: When you're eating, you don't salt your food, you just rub it on the table.
TehAmelie: you can use disinfectant when you run out of booze, and the other way around
Therberus: Salt table????
Inglonias: @kaivex good. In this game, you do have to ask these sorts of questions...
Therberus: That is going to be so painful
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NewtyNewts: A thousand rabbit warrens of !FUN!
kaivex: @kaivex You absolutely do. And to expect such things might change, though I suspect that piece of modeling is low-pri.
TehAmelie: can you not pause the game? or is it just unsporting?
Inglonias: the game is currently paused.
TehAmelie: i see
NewtyNewts: But imagine if you had to do work, and your dwarfs were already engaged doing other stuff. You're gonna spend the extra time already, might as well make the most of it by letting the dwarfs work while you're planning
NewtyNewts: (until the dwarfs hit trouble, then why weren't you watching them/it's their own fault)
niccus: mood
Fantusta: I, too, often nap when I should be training
TheElrad: you have some dworfs without beds as well
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie Generally when playing this sort of game you pause, queue up a bunch of orders, unpause, watch and hope chaos doesn't ensue as your lovable idiots misconstrue what you wanted to do, pause, rinse and repeat.
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Wodar9: I just noticed that this is on Play it Forward. Does this mean that Play it Forward will just always be DF now because this game never ends?
SK__Ren: wait, how do we have Adamantine ?
an_asp: Weave adamantine into your flesh
TheElrad: @DandyGeek Don't worry about it :p
TheMerricat: @Wodar9 In Lets Nope it was mentioned this should go around 6 streams.
kaivex: Any proper dwarf would be honored to be partially adamantine.
SerGarretCameron: Become Metal.
PixelArtDragon: @Wodar9 What do you mean? I just finished a game
ghyllnox: You don't*have* to dissolve stitches. You can cut them out!
Juliamon: Wodar9 6 episodes are scheduled.
Juliamon: *ahem* Hello friends, how goes the fort?
an_asp: I guess you can pull out the stitches and sanitize them in magma for re-use
TehAmelie: in six episodes, i expect Cori will be able to convert this whole pocked world into a fort
TehAmelie: pocket
PixelArtDragon: In fairness, "finished a game" meant "everyone was slaughtered by invading zombies"
Juliamon: How many poor saps have we lost so far?
TXC2: Juliamon shockingly none
TehAmelie: we have only gained 12 it seems
an_asp: Loud mining next to the sleeping dwarf
Juliamon: Wow... graphical mode really is easy mode
LordZarano: Can Dwarf Fortress be speedran? Is there an endgame goal people go for?
jessieimproved: Teen Dwarf Squad! doodledoo
TehAmelie: i'm thinking, a dwarf that can't sleep through mining noises won't make it to five years
an_asp: Adamantine might be a good endgame goal
an_asp: Or possible what comes immediately after
kaivex: There are things people can pick as endgame goals, but they're not required for the game.
an_asp: As far as speedrun categories I can imagine a lot of things
an_asp: "Flood the surface with lava %"
TehAmelie: race to a king%
angryoptimist: If there isn't an active speedrunning community for DF now, somehow, I imagine that'll be coming in the future with this release on Steam.
bytecaster: The duckzone
angryoptimist: For as many years as its been around (in some form), I have to think somebody's speedran it before.
NewtyNewts: OnlyDucks.
an_asp: Does a pasture not need grass?
TXC2: if a game has been around for 20 years and no one has speedran it, it ain't gonna happen
TheElrad: OnlyQuacks, surely
Didero: There are 4 categories for Dwarf Fortress on Speedrun dot com
CaptainChibale: they'll leave the pasture to eat if they need to
kaivex: There are some existing speedruns, but it's a bit weird because most of the categories are either on the extreme long end for speedruns, or play the game very abnormally.
jonnykefka: @Didero ....go on
Didero: One of them is killing all your dwarves, and the record is 35 seconds
jonnykefka: I presume they don't count worldgen
an_asp: Play on that patch where the rain is a trillion degrees and causes dwarves to evaporate
Didero: @jonnykefka "Runs begin before world creation", according to the rules
NewtyNewts: Animals are having zoomies around the fortress
an_asp: This dwarf's getting interested in combat training!
CaptainChibale: though iirc they do need nests to lay eggs?
TehAmelie: when i look at those turtle shell helmets i only see watermelon rind helmets lrrAWESOME
Rourke9: Would you still strike the earth if I ate a worm
BrindleBoar: waterhelmelons
Didero: Is there a reason Cori made the bedrooms so deep into the ground? Or is it just for theme?
Rourke9: safety maybe?
NewtyNewts: Salty rocks
TehAmelie: haven't we learned about mordors?
Rourke9: ooh i came in late; is this on an aquifier?
kaivex: The embark site claimed heavy aquifer. We have not found any aquifer yet.
Rourke9: self-portraits!!
NewtyNewts: Not just an aquifer, an aquifer (heavy)
DandyGeek: Yep, haven't found the aquifer(s) so far
Rourke9: @NewtyNewts oh no...
NewtyNewts: Carver, the brewer expedition leader
Rourke9: look, the statues might even survive the coming flood!
TehAmelie: as long as dwarves live, back in the homeland there must still be those who remember the creation of the world huh
noSmokeFire: did we move the dog to the front gate yet?
an_asp: It said our civilization was dying
an_asp: So who knows who's left back there
LaserIsLaser: That eyeball can get it
Didero: @noSmokeFire Yes
Rourke9: seems like it makes sense having the barracks by the door
AveryCorvus: Night creatures are procedurally generated horrors. I think it'll probably kill dwarves if it finds them but didn't it say this one was blind?
TehAmelie: until the monsters start coming in from below surely
an_asp: Just make sure your mineshaft connects on the far side of the barracks
noSmokeFire: CAN sleep indoors is not the same as WILL
an_asp: And make sure you have a security airlock that floods with lava so nobody can break in
Riiiiiiis: is it normal that there is light aquifers everywhere when selecting a place to embark?
kaivex: I really like the new tools to reshape stockpiles.
AveryCorvus: @riiiiiiis pretty much
Riiiiiiis: ok
NewtyNewts: Good choices
AveryCorvus: @riiiiiiis You can set up a filter on the embark screen to help select a place without
TehAmelie: you don't want to move an anvil around unnecessarily, not with human strength anyway
LaserIsLaser: Now which one of these is dream daddy
goatprince: can you extract iron from the liver? might be good for smelting
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niccus: unfortunately if you take all the iron out of someone, you end up with a dead person and not all that much iron
Riiiiiiis: @AveryCorvus nice, didn't see that - nice
TXC2: goatprince we'll need a room full of livers for 1 gram of iron, but sure why not
Riiiiiiis: ehh one of the nices should have been a thanks
AveryCorvus: We should experiment on goblins to see if we can extract extra iron
an_asp: Goblins have lots of iron, yeah
noSmokeFire: goblinite is actually the main way of getting iron on a map without any, but not from their blood
Rourke9: so pretty!!
an_asp: Man, I've never wanted to play dwarf fortress as much as right now watching this stream
NewtyNewts: all done.
TehAmelie: city planning is so hard
Ravynn: I notice we haven't had a cave in issue yet at all
TehAmelie: viz.: every city ever built
DarkMorford: Let's take a 16x16 square and dig straight down. lrrBEEJ
mizzytastic: the problem I run into is making the "builders camp" for my megacity plans not run into the space of the megacity
goatprince: the one thing I think is missing is an elaborate labyrinth graveyard, but that's personal taste
TheInnsanity: are we dwarving up in here?
noSmokeFire: it's pretty hard to cause a cave-in since the move to 3d. if you aren't doing a lot of channeling it might not happen at all
LaserIsLaser: @goatprince lol
kaivex: Cave in was nerfed a while ago.
an_asp: I love the idea of dwarf punch-a-chunk
an_asp: Dig all the way down to the mantle
AveryCorvus: What could go wrong
TehAmelie: it seems like quite a challenge to set an area of operations and dig down all the way there without using materials from anywhere else, even if you go bigger than 16x16
Rourke9: they'll figure it out
LaserIsLaser: ChimeraDuck
ContingentCat: uhhh
LaserIsLaser: Life finds a way
TXC2: 3 male waterfowl and a baby
an_asp: A "chunk" in dwarf fortress is really big, yeah, probably wouldn't dig out the whole thing
BloodnBullets: life uhhhhhh finds a way
TheElrad: or maybe the beast is already inside your fortress?
an_asp: Their entire fortress fits within a chunk more or less, this map is 4x4
Rourke9: seems not flooded so far!
NewtyNewts: I dunno, digging all the way to the bottom in a 2x2 chunk seems easy.
noSmokeFire: aquifer might be a different biome in the map?
videowitch: the aquifer probably doesnt cover the whole map yeah
an_asp: Can you check the biome map from within fortress mode?
an_asp: It might be way off to the side
AveryCorvus: Someone clip "Acquifer was a lie" to go in the highlight reel with what happens next.
mizzytastic: sometimes you can have an aquifer just at the edge of the map if you are on a border between biomes
yomidian: submit a support ticket to armok, god of blood, They will be with you in 7-14 business days
Therberus: Did they explain what the numbers on the mining orders are?
an_asp: Priority
videowitch: priority
Vaiess_: Oh, are you doing something where an aquifer is actually desirable? I usually avoid aquifers
NewtyNewts: Priority of doing the action
noSmokeFire: @Therberus priority. higher is done later
an_asp: I think they just wanted aquifer for a challenge
kaivex: The "something" is desiring chaos.
NewtyNewts: @Vaiess_ Let's just say they want a Dwarf Fortress story.
TXC2: Vaiess_ no Cori wants chaos
Vaiess_: @Vaiess_ Ah yes. Fun
SkylerRingtail: I have a hunch that Eye and its friends will provide some Fun
AveryCorvus: In seriousness acquifer is on a per biome basis and your acquifer is probably just on a different corner of your embark
Didero: Can you drain a nearby lake to make your own aquifer?
Didero: "We've got an aquifer at home"
an_asp: Half-map aquifers are nice, because you get lots and lots of water but no trouble getting past them
noSmokeFire: like opening a fire hydrant
TehAmelie: are we hoping to dig below the sea?
Rourke9: oh hello
gsyhiap: Sploosh!
videowitch: well you wanted fun
TXC2: show me Aquifer!
Didero: So much room for bungee-jumpiing
SkylerRingtail: Wow that's a deep one
NewtyNewts: This looks like your diving platform
SymphonicLolita: trog trog trog
Rourke9: friend!
gamercat88: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
DarkMorford: Trogs!
Therberus: Who let Adam's chat in here?
Quaseymoto: Adam's chat!
Didero: Can they climb up, or are the walls too steep?
brat_the_wurst: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
TXC2: what a weird way for a chat to raid a stream Kappa
Quaseymoto: seabatTROG seabatTROG
BloodnBullets: soooo the fortress is moist now.
goatprince: they're all training to be better at farming
thraximore: wow, the new tileset looks really good
TheInnsanity: I don't want a soggy fortress :(
TehAmelie: it's got wet feet
thraximore: is the UI any better than it used to be?
GrassVortex: LUL
TXC2: an door
Mangledpixel: when in doubt, door it out
Didero: And then nothing bad ever happened
goatprince: it's a stone door, so it won't burn
Manae: And tell 'em to keep that door shut tight!
Ravynn: A Dwarf's Romance right there
mercano82: Can we put a sign on the door, "Beware the leopard"?
an_asp: "Do not open, 40-meter vertical drop"
BITs19_: how deep can we dig?
cyanMu42: 'opening trade relations with the trogs'
Quaseymoto: Nothing bad every came from just dumping all your stuff in underground water.
TheInnsanity: turn your water supply into corpse tea, yum yum
Manae: Those corpses are going to hit the bottom and explode.
gsyhiap: TableHere miiliDed
TehAmelie: a murder basement, a must for every fortress
TXC2: water?
Didero: Can you build a ladder down?
Didero: I don't see any water
Manae: @Didero No ladders, but there are ways to make stairways
SkylerRingtail: If we had a kitten we could toss it down to explore for us
TXC2: Didero but it's blue
Therberus: @TXC2 The blue stuff isn't water I think
thraximore: it's like an air burial, but without the birds and more mushrooms
Didero: @TXC2 The mouse-over text said "Open Space"
AveryCorvus: Counterargument: Nobody tosses a dwarf
TXC2: Therberus but it blue!
Therberus: @TXC2 I KNOW, game confusing colour
goatprince: do you want to dig out some headspace for your fungi wood sapling? seems like a nice thing to do
gsyhiap: @AveryCorvus Sounds like it would be more of a drop than a toss
BlindProphet32: So we're just continuing our Can't Draw Horses playthroughs eh?
LaserIsLaser: Blue, the color of air
TehAmelie: ooh, a huge mushroom
thraximore: huzzah! umbraHYPERS
TheElrad: Yay, invasions
Manae: For the un-initiated: there is a joke that spores move instantaneously. As soon as you open the caverns, cavern plants and fungus can appear in soil in your fortress. Animals are also said to breed through spores
jonnykefka: to make a cobble generator?
LaserIsLaser: A dusty cockatrice couldn’t get through that door though I mean right
DarkMorford: Cobbleworks, let's go
offbeatwitch: magmatricks mcedgelord
NewtyNewts: Magmatricks McUristLord
Manae: @LaserIsLaser Obsidian
gsyhiap: Magmatrix McDwarfLord
Nathade: Magmatrix Maquifr
NewtyNewts: Oh, schist.
Pinwiz11: Just got off a couple of work calls. Looks like they avoided catastrophic flooding so far? :)
TXC2: magamtricks is cadet branch of the zippotricks house
Rourke9: @Pinwiz11 so far!
ContingentCat: @Pinwiz11 for now yeah
Didero: @Pinwiz11 But not because they weren't trying :p
TehAmelie: just a little flooding in the basement
niccus: is chat a meat issue
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Enjoy milk.
Pinwiz11: @TehAmelie so it's a typical basement? :)
goatprince: sweetmeats
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
FelanEntane: a sightseeing bridge over the cavern
Mollylele: thank you for letting us backseat dwarf
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Cori and Ben
Rourke9: thank you so much, that was fun!
Alephred: Woo, thanks for the stream!
beowuuf: thanks!
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream!
BITs19_: thanks!!!
TheOtherTrevor: So how much of my free time is this game going to take up?
LidofLoathing: Day 1 done, no flooding!
accountmadeforants: this was great!
AlchemicalPanda: @TheOtherTrevor Yes
TXC2: so dank, so cabbage
Rourke9: stay safe and unflooded!
TehAmelie: i must resist sitting down and playing for 21 hours now
Rourke9: Does this stream count as a Strange Mood
amuseoffirebane: thanks for stream!!
beowuuf: ~ ~ o7 ~ ~
AlchemicalPanda: Hey dat me
niccus: jordorowsky's durne
offbeatwitch: hmm
dyvion: dat muffin doh
kaivex: Muffin is dragging a big rock.
TheInnsanity: antagonize the muffin
goatprince: muffin's slow today....
ContingentCat: Muffin's taking it's time
offbeatwitch: muffin's a little behind
TXC2: lets go Muffin!
noSmokeFire: muffin is hauling rocks
accountmadeforants: No rushin' da muffin!
Mangledpixel: muffin will get their in its own time, don't pressure it
Stratavarius: Muffin is on muffin time
TheNerdWonder: Paul!
beowuuf: lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS lrrARROW
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Monikers) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (4:01 from now).
SkylerRingtail: Monkiers is soooo goooood
SkylerRingtail: Monikers even
LordZarano: lrrSLOTH
ContingentCat: Holy moly
TXC2: 16? that's like 2/3 of LRR Kappa
noSmokeFire: misread the title as HONKERS and now I'm sad it's not about geese
Rourke9: itll be fiiiine
Aarek: the 2022 Video Game Ads
SymphonicLolita: lrrFINE
nyquister_: Beej on that stream?
LurkerSpine: 200 Steam Decks
Didero: You also have to sign up to the contest beforehand
ghyllnox: You have to preregister
TXC2: "awards" like any will actually be shown
Amentur: You must have bought a game this year, registered for the thing, and watch on Steam
beowuuf: oh no, so many streams to catch up on and keep up with!
Juliamon: You also have to have already bought a game this year
Juliamon: like, before December
Piecrust9: wait is the stream over?!? nooooo
ghyllnox: More than $5 worth of game
Metric_Furlong: one last shot of the poll, for anyone who wants to help determine what's going on my to-watch list next:
beowuuf: @Piecrust9 started three hours ago i'm afraid, but vod is available on twitch right now :)
Didero: Thanks Cori and Ben! Bye Cori and Ben!
beowuuf: byye!
TXC2: !patreon
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noSmokeFire: !next
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TXC2: and now to unskipable! goodnight everybody
beowuuf: night txc2, and chat!
Didero: Somehow I keep forgetting about Unskippable, thanks for reminding me