TXC2: hello everybody
Didero: Hi TXC2!
TXC2: hi Didero
Didero: Like Cori and Ben in like 10 minutes, I am also neck-deep in gruelling, difficult strategical choices (I'm playing Mario & Rabbids Kingdom Battle)
NightValien28: oh neat I wanted to see what the DF steam version looks like
NightValien28: I heard people are loving it
PsychoI3oy: I'm hoping to finish the last 21 minuts of yesterday's vod (the gameplay part at least) before today's starts
beowuuf: dorf forf!
beowuuf: !next
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beowuuf: darn
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
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Mollylele: 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝
DandyGeek: I do really appreciate the soundtrack
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Kelderan: It's Urist time!
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LordZarano: escher3BEE escher3BEE
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beowuuf: it is a good soundtrack from what i've heard so far, need to load it up on my player to so a full listen
somecall_metim: Rock and stone!
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TheMandrew: 78 Months, that's how long it takes for a dwarf to build a fortress
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Mollylele: 🔜
LordZarano: 🌧️ 🪕 🌧️
xantos69: First time catching one of these. Is Dwarf Fortress Minecraft with extra steps? (Y/N)
BITs19_: N
TotallyNotaBeholder: Or is minecraft Dwarf fortress with fewer steps?
Asrimal: It is not
Mollylele: !quote fort
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Didero: They're not very similar, the only thing they have in common is that they both involve mining
beowuuf: dwarfs!
AveryCorvus: Six hundred Dwarf Fortress player's buttholes just clenched, and a chorus of "um actually" can be heard across the land
TXC2: Here we GO!
GrumblingMoblin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
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Kibbik: Yus!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Ben
Mangledpixel: dorf dorf dorf dorf
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bossmonkey: the best new 20 year old game
mugulord: am i the only one with no audio?
Spades_Slicc: Wow this game is as old as my car
Didero: Old Ben? Hello there
TXC2: the original Ben
noSmokeFire: Ben is back! in pog-- dwarf form!
beowuuf: @xantos69 it's more like a world builder with procedurally generated consequences, and aridiculous amount of choices for many things
Simbionis: It did break it's 2 month sales target in 24 hours lol
Kibbik: Been waiting for this version of this game for so long.
tknomncr: Praise the miners!
wedge_x: that Ben's just a crazy old wizard
xantos69: @xantos69 Thanks that is helpful.
Mollylele: soft ben
bossmonkey: rock and stone
beowuuf: i see your problem, you have a conflict with your ben assignments
TheMandrew: never to early for beer when you're a dwarf
bossmonkey: wait wrong game
noSmokeFire: what's Old Ben's origin story?
malsareus: Desertbus comes for everyone in the end
Sylenctone subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
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noSmokeFire: DO NOT try to go drink for drink with the dwarves
Mollylele: pls turn up the gain on my lad slightly
SymphonicLolita: I can imagine
bossmonkey: the drunk dead cat bug, great times
emonotony: Carp! CARP!
GDwarble: I think there's a mod to make the carp hardcore again
emonotony: Carps could brawl dwarves into water.
Godofmuffins: Carp, Murder Fish.
offbeatwitch: carp!
somecall_metim: DuckerZ
bossmonkey: fishing was the next most dangerous things to elephants
BusTed: carpcore
Simbionis: giant murder sponges
malsareus: ah for the age of Moby Carp
GDwarble: The reason for the carp is great, swimming counted as exercise and they spent all their time swimming, so they were just pure muscle
TXC2: the deadliest catch: Dwarf Fortress edition
AveryCorvus: "It is possible for your trade posts to spontaneously explode because people turn up to trade carrying bags of magma."
Didero: I read somewhere that if you assign a Tavern Keeper to your tavern, they'll just keep giving dwarves alcohol, even if they're already passed out from drinking too much
BusTed: tqsSmug
malsareus: Sometimes Ian is evil
mwlsn: S for sideways
somecall_metim: Glorious Ian
Mollylele: the dwarves apparently used to just throw mugs of alcohol on the ground because they hadn't been trained for cleanliness
Mollylele: they got those keycaps that are just kirby's mouth
ThingsOnMyStream: Cori saving us all!
TXC2: Hello Paul
AveryCorvus: "While certain civilizations deciding leaders through contests is intended, and weapon-throwing contests being among these was also very much intended, a minor oversight caused some of these to include crossbow-throwing contests to decide who gets to lead a nation."
noSmokeFire: how has it been an entire year since the box of pain...
accountmadeforants: But what if the switches use that stupid Omron stem nobody makes caps for?
MrUglama: Ben sounds like the other two Ben combined with an extra level of chill on his tone
NewtyNewts: Bad timing, Windows update.
malsareus: Windows playing pranks
NewtyNewts: Just as bad timing as Elden Ring
xantos69: I'm rooting for you in beating Windows!
emonotony: I love how dwarves can have the worst possible lives, and be fine if their drinking hole was decorated enough
Mollylele: no time to update windows, gotta update the fort
emonotony: I also loved the "when dwarves burn enough fat, they turn immune to most damage. burning fat is literal"
malsareus: Come one come all, the dwarf fortress has a jobs for you
noSmokeFire: @emonotony god. I love the idea of dwarven Mithraism
noSmokeFire: training weapons are pretty easy to make if you just want your squad to train good
emonotony: noSmokeFire Just keep the fire away from the booze stockpile
SuitablyEpic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 105 months!
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Therberus: More dwarven chaos
noSmokeFire: iirc pickaxes are startlingly good at puncturing damage
NewtyNewts: Dwarf choice chaos.
TXC2: Dwarf's private reserve chaos
LordZarano: @noSmokeFire Doesn't surprise me, it's a heavy metal spike that you swing at things
emonotony: Does this version have a built-in therapist?
NewtyNewts: Trappies
Kelderan: @emonotony ish
noSmokeFire: @emonotony it has some of the QOL features from therapist, but not everything iirc
tknomncr: One thing I'm missing in this version is the old medical overview screen.
BusTed: seabatTROG
Invitare: no no no, the troglodytes watch Adam
accountmadeforants: seabatPjorg
TXC2: so what is this blue stuff if not water?
Invitare: wait Adam isn't streaming
Invitare: the trogs may be here
xantos69: Dogs learn.
NewtyNewts: Sky
bossmonkey: use them as target practice imo
Therberus: Can we eat the trogs?
NewtyNewts: Blue stuff is 'open air', aka the top of the cavern
bossmonkey: you can eat most things
JonRenish: you could always milk the trogs
malsareus: So, if selling is out what can we use the troglodytes for?
emonotony: Therberus Is it still cannibalism if they're sapient but a different species, and is that worse than slavery?
JonRenish: Hi, no, not by default
bossmonkey: cant wait to eat some elves again
malsareus: Oh Ben, I saw the Elden Ring updatem how much did that break?
NewtyNewts: 'Inflict'
Jobot180: mmmm...toad milk
iris_of_ether: Cori no. Cori why.
TXC2: milk toadettes surely ?
emonotony: At least the mermaid grinder is no longer efficient.
noSmokeFire: is toad milk psychoactive?
NewtyNewts: 'Eat Me!' said the turkey
xantos69: I'm gonna say "Tradition"
Jobot180: Lots of wobbles and gobbles
LordZarano: Amphibians, don't, milk, right?
noSmokeFire: maybe turkey leather is like fruit leather
GDwarble: A spidersilk dress would be amazing, if you could make it from, like, spun and woven silk. Also the non-sticky silk, that would be important.
DandyGeek: @malsareus The randomizer is already updated; Seamless Co-op still needs to update but the mod dev is aware and planning on it - with any luck it'll be done by the weekend
TXC2: LordZarano no milk indeed
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TXC2: GDwarble would also be as though as kevlar :p
malsareus: @malsareus I saw the update message while watching the VOD when either you or Alex said "lets hope they don't update for a while" It was a honey no moment
beowuuf: i mean if they are am-fibians, maybe they lie about not having milk...
Khuasta: !next
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Mollylele: riffHurrHurr
NewtyNewts: Here's hoping for an explosive waterfall
ReynardWrecca subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
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TXC2: aqua-furry = scaly ?
malsareus: Cori that is terrifying, you live below the water
Mollylele: @ReynardWrecca nice
NewtyNewts: Nice
TXC2: ReynardWrecca nice
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
ReynardWrecca: Aw thank you everyone, that would have been the worst form of 'an unreturned high-five' if you'd left me hanging :D
Electrodyne: hello I heard there was gnomoria rimworld happening :D
TXC2: hello Electrodyne welcome
derped_up: YAY dwarf fortress, i love this game since i was in highschool, and now im 30+ still playing this game
micalovits: Rude game!
LordZarano: @GDwarble This is the largest piece of clothing ever made from spider silk "made in Madagascar in 2009" "Eighty-two people worked for four years to collect" https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Spider_silk_cape.jpg
NewtyNewts: Menaced with spikes of turtle shell
malsareus: Sounds like some kind of FromSoft item
derped_up: Played this one Windows XP back in the day
GDwarble: @GDwarble So a floor-length dress would be difficult, is what you're telling me
Electrodyne: I never played DF but I've played a ton of those other games it inspired
DaSunao subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
DaSunao: Wait, how do you "complete" dwarf fortress?
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derped_up: dasun
derped_up: DaSunao easy get some candy (aka adamanitire)
malsareus: So the twitch chat room
silenceaux: saltmaster
electric_claire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
electric_claire: Just started my first DF game today. Never thought I'd be able to play this legendary game
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NewtyNewts: The salt cellar?
shendaras: Do stockpiles have priorities?
TXC2: so a janitor?
malsareus: Apoint a quartermaster!
derped_up: @LoadingReadyRun Do you have bins/caskets/barrels for stuff? it increases work rate
bossmonkey: dont forget wheelbarrows too
derped_up: shendaras normally they should have
silenceaux: b b b bookie with the jet
derped_up: ^^
TXC2: !backseat
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malsareus: piled high with binders
malsareus: multiple inkwells
bossmonkey: i love having a decadent fort of everything made of gold
malsareus: sober dwarfs are a safety hazard
derped_up: only brew plump helmets, its the best drink
Mollylele: can you make a Wonka style room made out of candy
atinyspacemarine: is there a way to use work orders to maintain a certain amount?
TXC2: the Dwarfs have drunk to much, or not enough, I forget how it works with them
bossmonkey: i mean there is "candy"
bossmonkey: :)
atinyspacemarine: I haven't played df in like, 10 years
malsareus: Honey house
derped_up: Mollylele then they need to dig deeper, so they find adamantie
derped_up CANDY= ADAMANITE lads
derped_up: thats the DF comunity term
GhostValv: :)
RealGamerCow: "Mighty fine chair."
TheAinMAP: sergeChair
beowuuf: they're all good chairs bront
malsareus: Protecc this sweet dwarf
RealGamerCow: Furniture Enthusiast
Mollylele: it's all good candy bront
accountmadeforants: @derped_up Yeah, but can little baby dwarves drown in rivers of Adamantine?
bossmonkey: its a good chair bront
TheAwkes: Sickly and patient. A good patient.
tknomncr: I got a real nihilist in my fort. Distains both leisure and hard work. Just hates existing.
derped_up: accountmadeforants well if you dig it, they will drown ( in their blood)
malsareus: or somewhere were it becomes bacon
beowuuf: can thorin go dance on a lake of adamanite for 5 minutes?
accountmadeforants: derped_up Fair enough
LordZarano: Nature finds a way!
derped_up: Did you have you a Migrant wave? they bring animals too
derped_up: so you have to add them to the pasture
Mollylele: !backseat
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TheExactSame: I kinda want to go watch Columbo right now ... weird
mercano82: Rock salt door?
Metric_Furlong: are you telling me a pig ironed this bar?
TXC2: it's a bar of iron from pigs
Pseudonym_Ken subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months, currently on a 79 month streak!
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gamercat88: have we found water yet?
electric_claire: I like this weird crafting hall
Despoiler98: kivaM kivaM im alarmed
Kibbik: have we dug too deep yet?
Kelderan: Nope. Just too greedily
Thisbymaster: rust patena
RealGamerCow: "I ain't moving that, it's heavy" - All the dwarves
RealGamerCow: seabatTROG seabatTROG
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Metric_Furlong: can we name the troglodyte?
micalovits: Hey, they found us chat!
gamercat88: seabatTROG seabatClap
LupusNoctis: oh yeah LRR DIGGY DIGGY HOLE time!!!!
LupusNoctis: GOTTEM
Pinwiz11: party time
brat_the_wurst: seabatTROG seabatTROG
gamercat88: perfect system
beowuuf: seabatClap
TheAwkes: I suppose you could make an unpause/pause macro and assign it to something.
TXC2: !clips
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SymphonicLolita: TROG TROG TROG
iris_of_ether: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
NightValien28: trog trog trog
micalovits: Hey, rude! Let us out!
accountmadeforants: seabatTROG sajamNo
Trahas: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatClap seabatClap lrrSIG seabatClap
NightValien28: what we naming our new friend?
beowuuf: seabatPjorg jlrrNo
gsyhiap: FBtouchdown
CaptainEnder7: Should they be named Belopa?
mercano82: So, looking at the key bindings screen, I’m guessing this isn’t going to be best experience on the Steam Deck
gamercat88: welcome Adam to the Dwarf clan Aquafresh
LupusNoctis: ooof, no Merc, not recommended
Riiiiiiis: that's only one cage
Riiiiiiis: the first line is the headline
Riiiiiiis: i think
Trahas: i thought you caught them in a lead cage
TheAwkes: I think the Trog tooltip showed a lead cage?
ZachtlyAsIntended subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
ZachtlyAsIntended: a couple of months
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noSmokeFire: I think a zoo is an advanced meeting zone?
GDwarble: @Trahas ...Well that seems unhealthy
PixelArtDragon: Are we the baddies?
micalovits: We are freeee!
gamercat88: is it friendly
Metric_Furlong: lrrFINE
Invitare: Troglodytes cannot be contained
Songar87 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
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NightValien28: FREEDOM
TXC2: sweet horrible freedom
Terr0rc0tta subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
Terr0rc0tta: Wooo! Fortress
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Invitare: the disrespect
gamercat88: freedom for 5 seconds
ND_Ericson: oof!
Metric_Furlong: lrrFINE lrrFINE
RealGamerCow: just murdering a dude in the dining room
ZweiVinter: The disrespect for the dead is truely Sickening
Werdnae: kea are very unruly parrots
PixelArtDragon: Can you make a statue of a troglodyte and say you actually petrified it?
GDwarble: Oof
gamercat88: not the pinky toe
xerjen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
xerjen: Nothing to see here. Please move on. There is no corpse and no vomit here.
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notthepenguins: no wonder there's blood EVERYWHERE
TXC2: an artery has been opened
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micalovits: Who needs axes when you can just... Pull people apart??
noSmokeFire: was this wrestler also our animal dissector?
gsyhiap: This is... visceral
PixelArtDragon: @TXC2 Excellent passive voice
Tripleyew: A “gelding strike”? Woooooow
Jogela: Clean up in sector D
TXC2: PixelArtDragon indeed
Tripleyew: Also: ‘morning Cori and howdy all
PixelArtDragon: There's a reason this is listed as "psychological horror" on steam
TXC2: hello Tripleyew welcome
gamercat88: trinkets
Jogela: Arrows nice!
TheAwkes: !drinks
noSmokeFire: Blood in the Meadhall would be a good name for a folk metal retelling of Beowulf
mercano82: Can you make a bone bone saw?
BITs19_: the five minutes I step away, and I miss all the excitement
PixelArtDragon: Donkey Hotey?
Thisbymaster: I am so lost in this game
satyropodobny: @Thisbymaster So are the dwarves
Tripleyew: “Amount of unrotten body parts” … jinkies…
noSmokeFire: I don't think you can butcher the trog for its bones, since it's sapient
Thisbymaster: bones are bones...
TXC2: ^
Kibbik: I hope one day a dwarf engraves this moment in a wall for all to see.
PixelArtDragon: Well, you certainly slaughtered it...
Jogela: Maybe it will be used in a *mysterious* project
TheAwkes: Dolomite door to the tune of Polkadot Door.
Thisbymaster: "Squirrel meat"
MrVirite stares at the multi button
Kibbik: and covered with spikes
Ravynn: sergeOrder
PixelArtDragon: What does the 5 mean with the mining?
Jogela: @PixelArtDragon Priority
Kibbik: do we need offices yet?
N2Osferatu subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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Kelderan: Poor seabatTROG
PixelArtDragon: *I* didn't vote for her!
micalovits: Long live Queen Carver!
Thisbymaster: Drinks!
Trahas: oh no
Kibbik: I thought we were an autonomous collective.
noSmokeFire: !!FUN!!
gamercat88: spontaneous royalty fun
Spades_Slicc: We could invent the guillotine
Jogela: Why does she want a royal mausoleum. If it is in use, she will be dead
Drazoth: time to arrange an "unfortunate accident"?
electric_claire: A few of your relatives die and suddenly you get a big head
Tripleyew: @kibbik you’re fooling yourself…
xantos69: if some kind of... 'Accident" befell the new queen...
Kelderan: I have never seen that happen so fast. I've also never played a pocket world so XD
BlindProphet32: Put the throne by the cave?
noSmokeFire: ideally the throne room should be right above magma. in-floor heating.
micalovits: A place that could easily be flooded by... "accident"?
Riiiiiiis: I love these nerds!!!
beowuuf: in scone, but pronounce it scooooooooone
Kelderan: What's that @BlindProphet32 ? In the cave? Heard you loud and clear!
RealGamerCow: gotta make them go through like 12 doors first, just to piss them off
shendaras: Warrior queen?
Kelderan: If only we'd saved the Trog we could have the start of our royal guard.
Didero: If she dies, she dies
xerjen: So we are building a throne room for a self proclaimed queen of another civilization?
Masslost: Can always add another barracks nearby
Ravynn: Oh NO
control_rig: Ah. I see.
GDwarble: Yay!
Jogela: LUL
beowuuf: uuuuh
Didero: Suddenly, zombies?
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
Kibbik: Oh good
PixelArtDragon: It's time for FUN!
BITs19_: uhhhhhhh
xantos69: Did we not properly bury a corpse?
Drazoth: Time for !!FUN!!
Inglonias: zambonis!
Moonspeak721: !FUN!
control_rig: Zomblebies
Jobot180: Uhoh
beowuuf: welp that escalated quickly.
gsyhiap: lrrSPOOPY
GDwarble: I guess the troglodite is too angry to stay dead
noSmokeFire: !!FUN!!
NightValien28: the troglodyte curse
control_rig: Zombie Break!
Tripleyew: #notanundeadcult
Spades_Slicc: Time for dwarf trench warfare?
PixelArtDragon: Time to make the turtle fortress hide in its shell
Jobot180: Go gettem, Turtles!
mercano82: Turtle power!
Kibbik: did they finish the ammo?
gamercat88: just throw the whole crossbow at them
Ravynn: 39 bolts! That's almost everyone gets 4 shots!
TXC2: !break
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CAKHost: I left for like 50 mins and now we have undead?
Kibbik: I can throw this crossbow pretty hard.
beowuuf: horde versus alliance
beowuuf: @CAKHost no one's blaming you exactly, but maybe apologise to cori and ben when they come back :p
micalovits: So, chat. Do we think the fortress lives the stream out, or do dwarfs start going crazy from grief today?
CAKHost: Oh okay. >.>
beowuuf: but yes, the undead were very sudden to us too :p
DandyGeek: The undead *just* showed up right before break. I'm sure it'll be fine, we have a militia wearing the shells of dead turtles, two axes, and some crossbows that nobody knows how to fire
Kibbik: zombie apocalypse, at this time of year?
beowuuf: no need to grief, we just give the queen a powerful weapon or dual crossbows to weild and let her take everything out
beowuuf: it's like chess, really
Garfy400 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 74 months!
Garfy400: That's a lot of months!
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LordZarano: What better time to practice? A bunch of free targets just showed up!
beowuuf: look, if they don't know how to fire the crossbows, they can't accidentally fire them at themselves. It's perfectly safe and good
Sylenctone: everything will be fine. I'm sure using a crossbow is instinctive.
Didero: Aren't crossbows designed to just be point-and-shoot?
Didero: Nothing can possibly go wrong
beowuuf: wb
TXC2: and we're back
superherofae: Personally I predict everything will be fine
beowuuf: @Didero hopefully! hopefully the pointy end is obvious to a sober dwarf :p
CAKHost: @LoadingReadyRun Cori and Ben, I'm sorry for leaving for 50 mins!
Mollylele: riffHeyGuys
beowuuf: :D
BusTed: joekimCheers
Kibbik subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
Kibbik: An amount of months!
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ZombieHendrix: Are burrows a retreat zone?
beowuuf: i love that the game doens't pause in menus :p
noSmokeFire: @ZombieHendrix among other things
Kibbik: Are you sure you want to go to Red Alert? it would mean changing the light bulb.
tknomncr: As near as I can tell, there's no alarms anymore. You can activate/deactivate burrows, though.
ShaneLeeAtk: Asks the ZombieHendrix... Possibly scouting things out, eh?
ShaneLeeAtk: :D
ZombieHendrix: That's a cool system to regulate people
tknomncr: The little pause button is the suspend toggle, IIRC.
Ravynn: Miiiight be
frnknstn: this song is a banger
noSmokeFire: "VALUES PEACE"
TXC2: a healthy corpse?
RealGamerCow: Personality: Dead
frnknstn: "knows the price of peace"
JonRenish: it got better
Sylenctone: lrrFINE
BusTed: NotLikeThis
Jobot180: RIP Pupper
Kibbik: this is how the aristocracy starts. This really is the perfect civilisation simulation.
Juliamon: Ah, it begins
micalovits: Did 3 dwarfs just die? D:
gamercat88: opps all dead
JonRenish: that'll happen
ContingentCat: Uhhhh that's a lot of red
Kelderan: Fun:TM:
TXC2: lot of corpses now
CAKHost: That's a lot of paint that was spilled!
noSmokeFire: oh, good, it's musical
Kibbik: Zombie Apocalypse sim.
LordZarano: I found a thing that says that full stop is Advance time by one-step (while paused)
noSmokeFire: in retrospect we could've locked the front door
xerjen: "fine"
GhostValv: D:
BusTed: rayfkWelp
JonRenish: 6 left
JonRenish: 4
BusTed: Straight to murdertown indeed.
shendaras: How's our queen?
northos: I like that the blood spatter even tracks who it came from :D
ContingentCat: katesFine lrrFINE
frnknstn: so much red
PixelArtDragon: Suddenly, a horror game
Kelderan: Dwarf Fortress is so good for the Highlight Reel so far
beowuuf: where'd we get the paint from MiniK
BITs19_: so, new fortress?
TXC2: so we made it one year :p
frnknstn: hobbysFast hobbysFast hobbysFast
Jobot180: katesRip
BusTed: benginO7
beowuuf: o7
Kibbik: laraSlain
Tripleyew: F
Juliamon: And to think we went a whole stream without a single death.
frnknstn: dude is sleeping at his desk
TXC2: sole survivor time
Jobot180: Is he bleeding?
tknomncr: "Hello? Anyone? I'd like some water, please."
laikagoat: fionRIP
BusTed: awkward
Kibbik: so there's a chance?
ArdCollider: at least if he goes insane he's stuck behind the door?
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beowuuf: lrrWOW
Ravynn: Just spreading blood all over the place
Tripleyew: …do we have an undead doctor, by any chance?
xerjen: So we are now playing undead fortress?
CAKHost: That kobot seems to like your stuff!
micalovits: This went wrong so much faster than I expected
BusTed: lrrSCOOP
TheOtherTrevor: Who found them?
beowuuf: @TheOtherTrevor army of the undead
Jobot180: That place has got to be stinky
TXC2: !findquote lesson
LRRbot: Quote #4119: "Let that be a lesson to you: never try" —Paul [2017-03-22]
electric_claire: Don't have to worry about pleasing that queen anymore
Ravynn: Monarchy is bad
notthepenguins: no gods no masters
frnknstn: "We cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming."
gsyhiap: Monarchs are bad, gotcha
BusTed: Do we get stink lines?
beowuuf: we needed to dig in to an aquifer, if we had constant water, that dwarf would not have been thirsty, and the constant flood would have pushed out all of the undead
gamercat88: magma
bossmonkey: oh no what happened :(
bossmonkey: stepped away for a meeting
beowuuf: so dark
noSmokeFire: zombies happened
Didero: I think this all went a bit too fast for me, did zombies murder our dwarves?
notthepenguins: yeah Didero
notthepenguins: with extreme efficiency
gamercat88: do we keep the Aquafresh name on our next adventure?
TXC2: bossmonkey we got a queen, then the undead came and murdered everyone
BITs19_: uh oh stinky
BusTed: StinkyCheese
shendaras: I mean... they could recover maybe?
Juliamon: Last Girl
Spades_Slicc: Stin Kee
bossmonkey: its really fun when your dwarves get strangled by reanimated hair
JonRenish: "Lucky"
noSmokeFire: "Stinky"
EvilBadman: "2020"
Aenir798: So, I just came in ... is everything fine?
Jobot180: Sole Survivor
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vegetalss4: I was just part way through watching the last episode. I see things have escalated in the mean time
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Lizardman175: @Aenir798 lrrFINE
notthepenguins: Well, it's fine for the undead Aenir798
PixelArtDragon: Maybe those corpses will show up in our new fortress!
JakeKamas: It might be time for a break before starting the next fortress
beowuuf: LMAO
amuseoffirebane: was it an invasion or a single undead?
beowuuf: "so... you skipped the tutorial...."
notthepenguins: it was several @amuseoffirebane
beowuuf: invasion
gamercat88: war dog
noSmokeFire: TWO dog
shendaras: puppy
Didero: Two dog, breed dog
notthepenguins: though I think one of them did most of the work
JonRenish: breeding pairs
bossmonkey: war bunnies
Jogela: Hunting Cats?
gamercat88: white rabbits
Jogela: Sword Fish?
noSmokeFire: you know what's good at fighting? elephants
Kibbik: Cats, so they can hang out in puddles of beer.
SplittingImage77: I remember the first time I saw giraffes fight, it broke my heart D':
bossmonkey: if you pop it up to X1, you get free barrels/bins iirc
noSmokeFire: @bossmonkey there's a lot of ways to cheese embark, but it's SO tedious
bossmonkey: thats what profiles are for!
Jogela: Can we bring a moat?
PixelArtDragon: So they can headbutt with impunity!
LordZarano: @Jogela Or a canal!
TXC2: survive for how long?
PixelArtDragon: sergeCanal sergeCanal sergeCanal
Jogela: @Jogela But that would imply a permanent cross over. I want something with a bridge to smash invaders :|
TXC2: dwarven chemistry = Larger ?
TheOtherTrevor: Is there a reason to spend/not spend all 10 skills for each dwarf?
noSmokeFire: ASAB
gsyhiap: A swordsdwarf and a poet walk into a tavern...
PixelArtDragon: His punchlines are quite gneiss
Jogela: Your miner might be a comedian, but they are still not allowed to drink @LoadingReadyRun
gamercat88: listen the dwarf comedian starts at rock bottom so it could be good
gsyhiap: The stony silence from the audience can be a bit intimidating though
Jogela: Not liar?
Styxseus: If you cant fall any further, you can just start digging!
JonRenish: Can always add more cheeses
Didero: Help, step ladder, I'm stuck
leebenningfield: I actually started playing DF! I've managed to get through the tutorial so far.
gamercat88: cups?
TheOtherTrevor: bring something unnecessarily decadent
Didero thumps table: "e-le-phant! e-le-phant!"
gsyhiap: 🐘
iris_of_ether: foxmarEG
HavenDragon: @leebenningfield are you enjoying it so far? :D
Ravynn: Turkey leather
micalovits: Elephant? Or is that to much
shendaras: Alpaca?
gsyhiap: Geese!
JonRenish: Turduckens
terribleplan: Turducken?
TXC2: Duck vs chicken: the debate rages on
PsychoI3oy: catsplosion!
TXC2: cats and chickens, what could go wrong
Zu_o: Do you think Cori knows of the Thermonuclear catsplosion?
gsyhiap: won't the cats just hunt all the bunnies and chickens?
Spades_Slicc: Wasn't there a thing with cats absorbing spilled beer through their paws and dying en masse from alcohol poisoning?
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KodeMage: drugs!
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cadesguy: they would lick their feet clean and it counted as a serving of alcohol
HavenDragon: @Spades_Slicc yeah they mentioned that earlier in the stream
offbeatwitch: a couple of these materials seem like potentially dangerous things to make mugs out of
gsyhiap: You think dwarves use soap?
gamercat88: Big Red
notthepenguins: Magmen
SnowBuddy18: Evil Lair
HavenDragon: mountain mountain
notthepenguins: evil
Spades_Slicc: big fire mountain
wedge_x: "Isn't it enough that I ruined a dwarf for you?"
Zu_o: can we make this boneathon's mountain?
TXC2: now is it lots of skulls? or is is possessive of one skull?
tolchuk123: and its my birthday in two days
dylan16807: cubic cube is quite a shape
SnowBuddy18: Baba is Small Rock
PixelArtDragon: Biggest rock is best rock!
Rourke9: perfect
TXC2: tolchuk123 happy antipenultimate birthday
Zu_o: it's a small rock the size of a big rock
Ravynn: Fortress No 2 is a gooooo
Pinwiz11: oh wait, fun was had while I was in a meeting? :)
QuixoticScrivener: @DandyGeek, are you the good shoulder dwarf, or the evil shoulder dwarf?
SurfDownstage: bird
micalovits: Strike the earth!
TXC2: Strike the earth!
SurfDownstage: Strike the earth!
SnowBuddy18: Neko lol no
Zath_: Strike the earth!
TXC2: free elephant!
micalovits: Yes! Elephant friend!
gsyhiap: 🐘
SurfDownstage: 🐘
BITs19_: free elephant!!
SurfDownstage: Does 🐘 have a name
Spades_Slicc: The elephant probably remembers
gamercat88: elephant loves magma
adept_nekomancer: I've read boatmurdered, I know how this ends
Tripleyew: @pinwiz11 undead and invading dwarven rampagers certainly had fun; *our* dwarves, a distinct lack of fun at the end
GDwarble: Wooden lava bridge seems like a bad time
Zu_o: you get two cart carrying animals, the elephant was one of the two the game gave
QuixoticScrivener: You have an elephant because someone cast Generous gift.
DandyGeek: @QuixoticScrivener Yes. :D
Metric_Furlong: put the dwarves away from the fire, you say
tknomncr: So much potential glass....
Juliamon: HERE, we dig HERE
laundreydhull: sand; how coarse and irritating, just getting everywhere... LUL FBtouchdown lrrSPOOP TableHere NotLikeThis lrrHERE lrrFINE
SnowBuddy18: beds in potentia
dumbo3k: trees are just proto-beds
ghyllnox: Just got here, I take it the first one didn't work out?
Juliamon: ghyllnox There was a small undead incident
micalovits: We found some undead friends, and then we also became dead
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SurfDownstage: Shame your only yak is a bull
DandyGeek: They had very convincing pamphlets, the undead invaders
ghyllnox: Yeah that tends to happen LUL
TXC2: we became a monarchy, then everyone died
TXC2: if it's on the surface it's lava
TStodden: That's hot.
BITs19_: do we have beer?
Riiiiiiis: There's not fun
beowuuf: @TXC2 there's no evidence of a direct connection :p
Riiiiiiis: no*
beowuuf: beer goes in, joy comes out
ghyllnox: That's like the opposite of real life competent miners
gamercat88: hehe miner point hehee
gsyhiap: A miner point?
Rourke9: hehe
Earthenone: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
BITs19_: !advice
LRRbot: Don't make fun of the sun.
Rourke9: that'll for sure maintain the structural integrity of that mountain
Cptasparagus: theres many ways to skin a sacrifice
AveryCorvus: Everyone in the fortress will be sacrificed, sort of, eventually
adamshandy: everything is a giant if you're a dwarf
gamercat88: can make a trap minecart rollercoaster into the magma
PixelArtDragon: The bigger they are, the louder they pop
notthepenguins: can you make a drawbridge over lava moat?
SaxPython: *slaps roof* you can fit so much undead in here
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tknomncr: I could swear there used to be a way to fill a dug-out tile with rock, but I haven't found it in this version.
TXC2: turts!
PixelArtDragon: It's an omen!
beowuuf: put poisoned crossbows in the traps. not bolts, crossbows
tknomncr: Domesticated war tortoises.
Rourke9: comfy cosy nooks
gsyhiap: More like a cell than a bedroom
TXC2: a giant tortoise is big enough for a dwarf to ride right?
drcthulu: morale problems
TXC2: fun fact: we make scalpels out of obsidian
drcthulu: fun fact cells were named after the rooms monks were assigned in monasteries
AveryCorvus: @txc2 apparently they're not war trainable. But they make good practice room targets since most dwarves can't injure then when they're hiding in their shells.
TXC2: AveryCorvus neat
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Procrastronauts: dorfs
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LordSaphni: what is that ambient sound that's a squeal?
PixelArtDragon: Jesus Christ, Superstar
PsychoI3oy: either 'Karen' or 'Richard'
GDwarble: Fretwork
Jogela: Dwarven Star
TreeVor84: Walt
SpleenLord: Wood wind
Jogela: Dwarf Star*
EvilBadman: Hammerstein
BrindleBoar: Urist
Transmuted_Elf: Dirge?
silenceaux: Dorian
cadesguy: @lordsaphni unfortunately that's baked into the grasslands ambient track
Kibbik: Woodwind
TXC2: not Fleetwood ?
gsyhiap: Simple as in plain, as in planing wood?
BirdSorcerer: Whittler's Mother
LordSaphni: @cadesguy hope they add a mod or something to remove that -_- personally annoying
cadesguy: @lordsaphni its possible to mute the ambient volume, or you can rename the grasslands.ogg file to remove just that one, I did it this morning, I very much agree its not good
BrindleBoar: lead from the front
LordSaphni: @cadesguy oh thanks for that useful info mikamL
Kibbik: "don't get burned alive by magma" Noted mitchbNOTES
cadesguy: @lordsaphni SeemsGood
niccus: the annoying bird noises are actually canon atm https://twitter.com/tanyaxshort/status/1600914913157079042
Kibbik: mitchbROCK Rock Throne! mitchbROCK
cadesguy: amazing lol
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: beer for the beer dwarfs! rock for the rock throne!
Metric_Furlong: beards. Beards. Beards!
beowuuf: wb
beowuuf: burder
TXC2: and we're back
ladyjessica: It’s the ambient noise
NapalmSideburns: No mods, no kings, no birds
HavenDragon: i mean, you can turn down ambience, right?
niccus: there are like three bird/wingspan perverts in the lrr crew, someone has to know
NapalmSideburns: (Don't tell Iam)
flowerseses: the bird annoyed my dog so much, she just left the room :P
PixelArtDragon: As Armok intended
xantos69: So is there "win state" for this game?
Spades_Slicc: *slaps roof of fortress* you can fit so much lava in this
Didero: I can imagine. It would already help if there was more than one sound for the bird
niccus: the win state is leaving a very interesting story for archaeologists
Didero: About as much of a win state as Minecraft has
BrindleBoar: you're winning until your fortress falls
flowerseses: @Didero I think maybe even less?
SlimChaedi: the win state is to achieve "fun"
Didero: @Didero Hmm, yeah, at least Minecraft has in-game credits, such as they are
Rourke9: ~Emergent Narrative~
ladyjessica: The original losing is fun game.
nyquister_: i.e. constantly pressing the random disaster button in SimCity 2000 LUL
xantos69: Ok, so winning isn't a useful term, its more of a see how long until you lose and wonder how that goes kind of thing.
flowerseses: for me, "winning" is either a new story, or learning a new system in the game
dantazzle: looks so weird without the ASCII
Jobot180: Send a Turtle?
GDwarble: @xantos69 Kinda, it is possible to create a stable colony that just persists, it's just very difficult and people usually feel obliged to push their luck until there's more blood than alcohol
TXC2: copper is not a metal you make armour out of
beowuuf: bronze?
RealGamerCow: He'll never suspect a thing!
TXC2: beowuuf bronze is not pure copper
Didero: Can you push it? :p
Invitare: why do you need to trap it? It's not going anywhere
ladyjessica: Oh did we start a new fort since earlier today?
TXC2: ladyjessica yeap, about an hour ago
ladyjessica: Ah. I’ll have to catch the vod to see what happened.
TXC2: last fort became too full of dead, both un and regular
ladyjessica: Ooo vampires or zombies? Either way yay :)
ladyjessica: Fun times
beowuuf: @TXC2 there will be tons of tins around from all the beer being drunk :p
Didero: Can we go murder that bird to stop the sound effect? :p
TXC2: beowuuf touché
Stoffern: I love that the category is Furniture/Siege ammo...because those two go together, obviously.
micalovits: Do I hear something about a war elephant?
Metric_Furlong: @micalovits we don't talk about the elephant in the room Kappa
TXC2: Stoffern a good couch would bring down a castle wall easy Kappa
PandasAndPancakes: TXC2 True, but a bad couch would make it even easier - bad couches are much harder and have sharper edges Kappa
niccus: are you sure you want an elephant in the room
galaxycr8r: Diggy diggy hole!
beowuuf: did they come to snuff the rooster?
bossmonkey: do they need to be together? i always thought it was via spores
TXC2: PandasAndPancakes good point :D
spethycakes: @niccus we don't talk about that
PixelArtDragon: So we should name the elephant Bruno?
bossmonkey: fishery in the dorm is worse than coworkers microwaving fish
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bossmonkey: remember, don't pile your chicken manure higher than 8ft.
TXC2: "chickens don't make mess" oh if only that were true.
niccus: does DF have manure autoignition yet?
jessieimproved: Keeping chickens on a hard surface is a horrible idea
RealGamerCow: my dogs *love* rabbit poop. And we have wild rabbits that visit a lot.
DandyGeek: yeah, chickens are just *all* mess
jessieimproved: We used to let our chickens free range in our yard while we were home, and quit because there was just poop on the concrete all. the. time.
KeytarCat: @jessieimproved how so?
niccus: also here's a SDS for chicken manure, it mentions self-ignition https://earthwiseagriculture.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/SDS-Viatrac-VT-3-3-3-Poultry-Manure.pdf
jessieimproved: @jessieimproved I meant irl (see above)
KeytarCat: @jessieimproved tyty TransgenderPride
RealGamerCow: There's a second!
RealGamerCow: Oh!
drcthulu: wartortles!
Khuasta: !next
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drcthulu: turtle and elephant calvary
SpleenLord: Can you make a drawbrdige over a lava pit?
Asimech: I get away for two minutes and people are befowling chickens.
JonRenish: draw bridge or goblin launcher, multi purpose device
NathanJay_GA: do drawbridges still reduce things into their component subatomic particles if they're underneath it when it falls?
TXC2: how can we befoul something that is already a fowl? Kappa
bossmonkey: make a complicated series of retracting bridges so its that but fancy
niccus: does a retracting bridge double as a crusher if there's a floor just underneath
atinyspacemarine: I thought adamantine was super light?
bossmonkey: only drawbridge functions as an atomsmasher
drcthulu: mithril is light
bossmonkey: and yeah, its super light, best give your hammer dorfs adamatine hammers so they dont get overzealous
AtomicAlchemical: Never thought I'd see the day Dwarf Fortress went to full release
TheMerricat: gosh dang it. slept. through most of the stream looks like. how much 'fun' have our dwarves found yet chat?
niccus: well, purchasable release. it's still an extrusion of an 108-dimensional gaming construct that no human will ever observe in full
TXC2: TheMerricat so much fun we had to found a new fort
bossmonkey: still a few more decades of dev time on DF at least
atinyspacemarine: free shavacado
Ravynn: "Afford" yes
TheMerricat: @txc2 :D I've got a vod to look forward to then.
beowuuf: the undead helped us paint the town red
Therberus: Oh a new fort - I was going to say that the population number seemed to drop
Metric_Furlong: mistakes were made
RealGamerCow: Really it was just one undead that kind of ruined things
GhostValv: the undead became full of us
drcthulu: the undead converted us to their side by force and dark magic
Kelderan: I haven't checked to see if you can put down planning zones in order to be like "This is site of future x" or whatever.
Kelderan: At least in this version
tknomncr: You can. Blueprint mode.
Asimech: @TXC2 You keep that up and you'll have a coop in your hands. And that's one storm I don't want to feather.
TXC2: Asimech :D
richterm: So that trap....will that only hit someone who comes in the one door?
richterm: Do you need another one?
Therberus: Urgh I really want to get this now
jessieimproved: we asked if we could, not if we should
flowerseses: @Therberus do eeet! I have been playing this game for free for almost 10 years now, and am so excited for this version
Therberus: Is there a way to speed up the game or not (like the different speeds in the sims?)
Therberus: @Therberus It's on my to buy list later in the year when I "finish" P5Royal
JonRenish: You should be able to paint up a 10x10 area
randomino5: There is in the old version but I haven't played this version yet
flowerseses: @Therberus yeargh, I have a work deadline on the 15th and I have FORBIDDEN myself from buying it before then because... well
cadesguy: i haven't found a way to "select all" yet
Crokoking: there is the "use closest material" button but that might use random stuff ^^
flowerseses: oh a walkway on top of the volcano, that feels very safe and not evil and not like it will cause problems at all
randomino5: Is there a way to deduct? Maybe it rolls over from 0 to max?
Mangledpixel: once in a full moon, perhaps?
KeytarCat: werewolf on a blue moon hehehe
toenolla: I love how all cats have the zoomies in this game
flowerseses: oh yea, it is very fine :D
flowerseses: (and probably safer and saner than pumping lava into your workshops)
BloodnBullets: always fun to come into a stream about dwarves to the phrase "because its a werewolf."
SirMorek: moral support, and eating vermin
beowuuf: where wolf? under the dwarf
Stoffern: cat appreciates a warm surface, I guess?
tknomncr: And those tile are probably nice and warm. Great place for a catnap.
NapalmSideburns: Where wolf? There wolf, there castle.
SirMorek: staging of the ore and ingots?
BloodnBullets: is this a vertical view?
BloodnBullets: i am not at all familiar with this game
TXC2: BloodnBullets it's top down view
Therberus: The day this becomes 3D view, it's all over
JonRenish: Does that floor need any support?
randomino5: @Therberus There's a mod that sort-of does it
GDwarble: @JonRenish Sinking pillars into magma would be difficult
richterm: Just tell it "good job" every so often
flowerseses: @Therberus I would not hold my breath - even getting from pure ascii to this was kinda like pulling teeth for the authors
bossmonkey: single load bearing pillar for the entire fortress
bossmonkey: when its about to fail pull the lever and collapse the entire fort
GDwarble: That said, magma is *extremely* dense, so it's probably doing an OK job bouying up the floor
noSmokeFire: iirc doing that with natural stone walls is a way to drop "diving bells" down into the magma sea
flowerseses: but yea, there are mods that will let you export your fortresses into a 3d space, and even import the part of the world into minecraft, afaik
notthepenguins: its giving them a warm welcome
randomino5: @JonRenish You could use pumps made out of magma-safe materials to lower the magma level, then build caissons and pillars.
RealGamerCow: I'm just imagining walking on this floor is like a very hot water bed
JonRenish: This doesn't look very OSHA compliant
randomino5: @noSmokeFire Correct. It's very silly.
galaxycr8r: Wheres the handrails?
Therberus: Handrails!
notthepenguins: so they're just enough to trip people
Decaped: OSHA is managed by war elephants. Testing consists of if they break through the floor into the lava.
Greendrag13: Dwarves are unconcerned with the requirements of the Occupational Safety for Humans Administration
Pinwiz11: It's more oh no-sha compliant
bossmonkey: walk quickly, no loitering on this floor
TXC2: We're Canadian Dwarfs, OSHA has no power here Kappa
TheOtherTrevor: and I'm sure the temperature is totally manageable
bossmonkey: its like a coal pit
randomino5: 0 injuries! Because we only have fatalities.
Therberus: Spitting iron bars
Khuasta: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (15m from now).
Therberus: Time to make weapons
control_rig: So I had to head off for work related purposes! How did the whole zombie situation go? How's Clan Aquafresh doing?
Therberus: And reclaim the old fortress
GDwarble: @control_rig I have some bad news
noSmokeFire: @control_rig bad and worse respectively
control_rig: Oh dear
noSmokeFire: the good news is we have a volcano now
control_rig: That's... good?
control_rig: I mean, it looks cool
notthepenguins: the bad news is that the old clan is uh, gone
noSmokeFire: if you caged an animal it should be in your stockpile
Spades_Slicc: I only eat square limes
oldmanowl: Hello there
control_rig: Unless we put them in the Coconut
control_rig: Hallo @oldmanowl
control_rig: Welcome to a volcano apparently
TXC2: hello oldmanowl welcome
TXC2: """""safe"""""
AzureishDragoon: I have what might be a silly question knowing the game, are dwarves immune to their own traps?
RassilonDND: hey chat, is lrr doing a game awards stream tonight?
beowuuf: yup
AzureishDragoon: (sorry if that's been asked already, chat)
Didero: !schedule @RassilonDND
noSmokeFire: @AzureishDragoon the actual game object traps, yes. custom-designed mechanisms with pressure plates and things? ...depends
beowuuf: i was answering the gaming one not the dwarf one :p
Didero: Wait, I thought that'd show the schedule
beowuuf: nah, punchachunkbot can do that, lrrbot needs command only
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
AzureishDragoon: @noSmokeFire I am actually surprised that they are. Thanks!
Didero: Oh, that's the one, thanks TXC2
TXC2: Didero it doesn't work if you add anything after the command
Didero: @TXC2 Oh, that's confusing
randomino5: @noSmokeFire Dwarves activating traps is a key mechanic for training them to be better at not getting stabbed.
RassilonDND: thanks on mobile and can't find the schedule ever
RealGamerCow: lrrFINE
toenolla subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, toenolla! (Today's storm count: 30)
beowuuf: chillpoint crew will be covering it, then presumably covering it again as a post chow on chillpoint
BusTed: Got a real good feeling about this one.
BusTed: tqsFine
DreadfulDrifter: all we need is one mood spiral
RealGamerCow: voxlunRad
Rourke9: thanks for the stream!
dylan16807: they can't rot when they're charred ash
TXC2: thanks for streaming Cori and Ben
beowuuf: let's see the undead beat liquid magma!
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2646 patrons for a total of $20,811.56 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
TXC2: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR: https://youtu.be/bmdI0W2l9Zg
beowuuf: thanks cori! thanks ben!
randomino5: Love 2 build an absolutely perfect volcano lair with no flaws whatsoever
nyquister_: Thank you! Time to watch the VOD!
jessieimproved: you know if you're into that
LordZarano: There we go, now the warning sign has been posted we are now entirely safe and ISO 7010 compliant
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
tknomncr: Thanks so much for streaming this game. It's one of my all-time favorites.
TXC2: booray
Decaped: heel based magic? Adam must be streaming
FITorion: tonight?
dylan16807: I want the razor blade man to come back
BusTed: benginO7
toenolla: how dare
nyquister_: I stab at THE
RassilonDND: I'm still waiting on the advance wars reboot camp release date.
beowuuf: funpuff canlander!
beowuuf: lrrAWESOME has had its oats today and is keeping up :p
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
beowuuf: the little muffin that could
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
beowuuf: bye!
TXC2: bye
beowuuf: and night chat!
TXC2: !store
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TXC2: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (3m from now).
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (0s from now).
control_rig: Nice
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
LordZarano: lrrHORN
beowuuf: lrrHORN
beowuuf: wait, why is that an hour early?
control_rig: Video Game Commercials (+Awards) this evening
GapFiller: control_rig nalvCool
beowuuf: oh, i see, i thought it was much later so wouldn't conflict
GapFiller: maybe w/ a bit of luck somebody will get their award on air
LordZarano: The Video Game Adwards
SymphonicLolita: video game commercial awards: vote for the best trailer
beowuuf: huh, just realised between pac and df i won't be able to watch the awards before chillpoint
control_rig: I shouldn't be too harsh on them, I've got a game announcement up this evening.
GapFiller: just up and watch em live Kappa
GapFiller: its what I'm doing against my better judgement
BrookJustBones: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (4m ago).
GapFiller: (dont actually do that esp if yr have work in the morning)
beowuuf: yeah, sadly i only have a half day tomorrow not a full day from work, and kinda need my brains in gear for the morning :(
beowuuf: @control_rig oooh
accountmadeforants: Hm, either the awards were at a more EU-friendly time last year, or I had a way worse sleep schedule, but I don't think I'll be able to watch along.
BrookJustBones: I'll stay awake just long enough to turn on the Steam stream for the giveaway and then let that run while I sleep and hopefully watch the LRR vod in the morning
accountmadeforants: I wonder if the Steam stream will require active participation to actually claim rewards, yeah
accountmadeforants: Like, "click this button in the next minute or we'll pass it along to the next person"
BrookJustBones: I read the whole thing, you might get called out during the stream, but you get an email where you have some time to respond if you win
BrookJustBones: you can also send a postcard somewhere to participate instead
accountmadeforants: Ah, then I might do the same.
BrookJustBones: which feels like it is mandated by some weird law
Graham_LRR: lol whoops, running late today! Hopefully 1:30!
GapFiller: nalvHi hai G
control_rig: no worries G, see you then!