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ihlendrax: 😭
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thraximore: umbraJAM excitement!
Hewdra: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
IbunWest: Looks like Canlander is back on the menu
gnome_friend: !next
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gnome_friend: !advice
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letfireraindown: !next
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NotCainNorAbel: !quote 3129
LRRbot: Quote #3129: "Canadians have special powers." —Beej [2016-08-08]
jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! reminder that yall are loved AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! <3
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Juliamon: !cardview on
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squ3e: FIGHTTIME
FacelessManAboutTown: Hello friends, I hope you all area having a good Friday lrrHEART
gnome_friend: !findquote land
LRRbot: Quote #1506: "I hope I land right in the Beej Cannon." —Beej [2016-01-11]
IbunWest: lrrSIG prawnzAYAYAJam lrrSIG
FacelessManAboutTown: (And or Saturday for non-North Americans)
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight @coachNellyMTG @BWheelerMTG @alexsteacy are playing Canadian Highlander! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fjk_9qNaAAApLjd.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1601381989718044672
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lirazel64: Wheee!
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: And SERGE!
gnome_friend: lrrSERGE
squ3e: highlander night? Feels like the past few have been that
GreatWahooney: nah, last one was jumpstart I think?
gnome_friend: @GreatWahooney That's almost two years!
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
thraximore: @GreatWahooney correct, last one was king of the hill style jumpstart
GreatWahooney: @gnome_friend I know right???
Juliamon: squ3e Fun fact, we haven't had a preconstructed FNPF since October (excluding Jumpstart)
gnome_friend: !card mischievous catgeist
LRRbot: Mischievous Catgeist [1U] (back: Catlike Curiosity) | Creature — Cat Spirit [1/1] | Whenever Mischievous Catgeist deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Disturb {2}{U}
nic_nax96: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrNELSON lrrWHEELER lrrALEX lrrPAUL
FacelessManAboutTown: There can be only...one format per night so sometimes it feels like they don't doas many as you think
GreatWahooney: I'd love to see a Judge Tower stream some time
gnome_friend disturbs @Mischievous_Catgeist
squ3e: @Juliamon Woah really? II must be getting crossed somewhere
Mischievous_Catgeist: bahaha i forgot i would be a command ! you made my night @gnome_friend
Juliamon: The last time the !decks command had to be updated was for Spoopmander
FacelessManAboutTown: Leave da kitteh alone!
Juliamon: Between PPRs and Desert Bus and drafts and Jumpstart, November just kinda... vanished
FacelessManAboutTown: Into the sea
gnome_friend: In a bus
gnome_friend: A sea-bus
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Walla_tv: gamers gaming hard
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MegaDosX: To be fair, time has been hella weird since March 2020, so an entire month disappearing isn't outside the realm of possibility
FacelessManAboutTown: @gnome_friend The spongebob character?
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gnome_friend: Don't know that show, so ?
thraximore: Soon™
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thank you for having Wheeler. It's nice to be here.
Aguenic: :0 first stream pog
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s_lynch: Live Canlander PogChamp
Haroldholmes25: Seabats? the pro gamer
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neisan2112: Just in time!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
PipeSmokingOwl: bloobyVibe bloobyVibe bloobyVibe
MegaDosX: What'd you call me?
eshplode: Yes, we are the nerds
Juliamon: Welcome Aguenic!
GreatWahooney: aw, thanks!
midnightcurryjazz: wheelerY wheelerH
thraximore: My ceiling, surprise I know
thecrownjules_: thanks bed
NotCainNorAbel: yes, i do have a new hat
Nyxjbm: It is a new hatlet, thank you
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh, no! Am I wearing a hat!?
FacelessManAboutTown: juzHi
MegaDosX: That sounds painful
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SaxPython: NotLikeThis
jacqui_lantern234: no, i dont, wheeler! i havent showered and im gross
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
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JoTyler: glasses and facial hair dudes!
Mischievous_Catgeist disturbs
gnome_friend: lrrPAUL
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Dish_KP: wooo I'm here! and so are you!
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thraximore: Me :)
TheWriterAleph: thank you for inviting us, wheeler, it's great to be here
fhorrigan: Helloooo!
TeamDarkBeginning: Ben "The Emperor of All Mankind" Wheeler can see us all at once
GreatWahooney: the life _and_ the blood
Spades_Slicc: Lifeblood for the Deck God?
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mazingolfer: so no head huh?
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Hewdra: I am the lifeblood... me and my hatlet...
edddysalt: wheeler I have that sweater too v nice
PipeSmokingOwl: I love being the Blood! Be the Blood! bloobyHuh
jacqui_lantern234: A Union of Cards!
samu_btdp1985: are we gonna get a LRR canlander tournament
GreatWahooney: @edddysalt how do you coordinate who gets to wear it
AttackCowboy: Has "Live, Laugh, Lethal" been a button yet?
thraximore: yet again
gnome_friend: !card hornet nest
LRRbot: Hornet Nest [2G] | Creature — Insect [0/2] | Defender / Whenever Hornet Nest is dealt damage, create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.
MegaDosX: Serge needs to stop upsetting wasps
Haroldholmes25: classic serge
Juliamon: (he has a nasty cold)
Spades_Slicc: @greatwahooney gotta coordinate with Wheeler's roommate
WhirlwindAbyss: When is the next Beejelander lol
edddysalt: @greatwahooney every other day w/ alternating sundays
thraximore: playing in Serge's DISHONOR
fhorrigan: Chat folk, what's a good, fun Commander from the last couple of years?
JarofGoats: Hope serge feels better soon
MegaDosX: Could you imagine if everyone brought the same deck?
samu_btdp1985: o7 serge
Spades_Slicc: @fhorrigan Atraxa
jacqui_lantern234: @AttackCowboy SURELY it would be "Live, Laugh, Lightning Bolt"
Nyxjbm: Would wasp tribal be in poor taste?
GreatWahooney: @Spades_Slicc they were roommates!
NotCainNorAbel: dance for us
SaxPython: @jacqui_lantern234 FBtouchdown
nic_nax96: 3 way battle?
noa2828: We Canadia Lander tonight?
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KBKarma: That's more than a year! Probably.
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lirazel64: Very happy to have Alex here.
TeamDarkBeginning: oh no he really is the emperor of man
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arrowbounce: I'm just imagining y'all just all independently decide to play mono-red for a stream one day.
midnightcurryjazz: LRRMID
Juliamon: oops THAT info is a little wrong
PsiMaster54: prerelease Pog
GreatWahooney: heck yeah prerelease time
Haroldholmes25: cool prerelease stream
arrowbounce: #LRRMID
MegaDosX: What was it I was saying about time being weird?
noa2828: When your BF falls over: Top Down
TeamDarkBeginning: #LRRMID
Juliamon: awoo
Spades_Slicc: @arrowbounce They did a mono-green commander night and a mono-blue commander night
comrade_cards: initiative? degenerate!
frozenphoenix7: I can't believe Wheeler is the person who's making me learn what the Initiative is.
samu_btdp1985: based on the legacy decks?
DrChillbrain: why does the sidebar say this is the midnight hunt ppr
NotCainNorAbel: @Juliamon they could all be two people, and playing a different game AND doing CanLander...
Juliamon: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
SaxPython: PogChamp
KidintheOffice: surely this means Nelly just curb stomps Wheeler now
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ah, my favorite kind of combo deck to play the "I forgot to put in my win con"
samu_btdp1985: hang on didn't @wheeler do this deck this week
Nyxjbm: The real combos are the cards we forgot along the way
LRRbot: Jetmir's Garden | Land — Mountain Forest Plains | Jetmir's Garden enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: well, almost that*
Juliamon: very mid
MegaDosX: Strictly mid
LRRbot: Outland Liberator [1G] (back: Frenzied Trapbreaker) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Outland Liberator: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / Daybound
itomeshi: OK, thank you, I thought I was crazy.
PipeSmokingOwl: champion of the sun
Nyxjbm: We've gone too deep, MID card on the MID PPR FNM Canlander
definenull: canlander!
LRRbot: Frenzied Trapbreaker (front: Outland Liberator) | Creature — Werewolf [3/3] | {1}, Sacrifice Frenzied Trapbreaker: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / Whenever Frenzied Trapbreaker attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls. / Nightbound
MegaDosX: That would get old quickly :p
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, why ARENT you making annoying sounds when day/night changes?! :p
JarofGoats: Or the Dawnguard theme!
Nyxjbm: Sound effect for initiative also mebbe, as a treat?
Nyxjbm: There we go
lirazel64: And night would be Spooky Organ Music(tm)
multeyemeteor: Some players durdle, Wheeler is all initiative
Dmc3628: yeah if you've completed dungeon it's half a seedborn muse
Nyxjbm: Thank you for the sounds Paul we appreciate you <3
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWHEELER_TK
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You got ten peanuts; try to knock all ten cars down. Good luck and go!
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrNELSON_SG
definenull: kaboom!
LRRbot: Damnation [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
raulghoulia: thanks to lrr I'm listening to Peer Gynt - Morning Mood
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK
frozenphoenix7: It is now Day.
MegaDosX: It does become day though
Nyxjbm: Accounting.dec
MegaDosX: Wheeler doing his best Arena engine impersonation right now
gnome_friend: We found the well!
Loonatic93: Nice! A Ringu reference!
theamc2000: Hi i drunk
definenull: oh no I just remembered how much more complex judge towers are now with day/night and dungeons
theamc2000: I be good
LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When Undermountain Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
BrowneePoints: What's Beethoven's last name?
MegaDosX: Add six?!?
Dmc3628: yeah the initative cards are whack
MegaDosX: What the nuts
JarofGoats: We get to visit the Skeleton!
Ham_Hamilton: yay, Canadian Highlander! it's is 2 am here but thanks for my favourite shows with one of my favourite formats!
solemn_storm: it never adds 6
BrowneePoints: That's Mario & Luigi
solemn_storm: opponent just dies
SaxPython: M+L
BrowneePoints: it was the Luck stat
sovietarchaeomancer: Super starsaga
LRRbot: Ob Nixilis Reignited [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nixilis [5] | [+1]: You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / [−3]: Destroy target creature. / [−8]: Target opponent gets an emblem with "Whenever a player draws a card, you lose 2 life."
SquareDotCube: Mario & Luigi, it was basically luck + shop price modifier
jacqui_lantern234: Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, and yeah it was luck and also gave you store discounts
MegaDosX: Oof
definenull: NotLikeThis
Dmc3628: blowout city
definenull: and you get to advance *again* ?!?!?
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
FacelessManAboutTown: The blowouts
RangerAlpha7: rip nelson's entire life
gnome_friend: Smash cut to a beached black skeleton
MegaDosX: Yeah Nelson's in a bit of trouble
mitomanox: Good evening, chat! How u all doing?
definenull: and it will only flicker once right? right? HahaSweat
mitomanox: What's the full crew today?
dweebert91: Im Serge he's watching
MegaDosX: Doesn't it go to the grave if you don't do it?
RangerAlpha7: yeah, now it's just gone forever
MegaDosX: Huh. Good to know.
MegaDosX: I've never chosen not to cast it bh >_>
MegaDosX: tbh*
multeyemeteor: Wheeler rolled a nat 20 on initiative, Nelson's die fell into the coffee mug
mitomanox: tada
Dmc3628: laelia oofa
MegaDosX: Oh got Laelia
MegaDosX: Speaking of haste
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thraximore: Initiative... was a mistake.
Nyxjbm: Watching Naya initiative like - is this legal? Can you show this at this hour? Should this be behind a paywall?
solemn_storm: !decks
MegaDosX: Initiative in Commander is probably fine, in 1vs1 it's a whole goddamn lot
Commodore_Perry_GG: Portal "surprise" fanfare
harju: Laelia into Minsc & Boo, the prophecy will come true
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
harju: Calling it
Dmc3628: token looks straight outta hollow knight
Veste: no that's a sableye, it's a ghost
MegaDosX: @harju Are you psychic?
LRRbot: Birthing Pod [3{G/P}] | Artifact | {1}{G/P}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
Haroldholmes25: hard to spot a skelly when their just bones
harju: @MegaDosX I seem to be??????
definenull: uh oh
thraximore: 0_0
thraximore: ah
LRRbot: Felidar Guardian [3W] | Creature — Cat Beast [1/4] | When Felidar Guardian enters the battlefield, you may exile another target permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
MegaDosX: Birthing Pod, well known entirely fair card
Dmc3628: declining a 5/5 haster
thraximore: oh dear
YeetTheRich_: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
multeyemeteor: Kiki
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
thraximore: that's game.
thraximore: gg no re
Dmc3628: why have a 5/5 haster when there's Kik mans
definenull: yikes
MegaDosX: Yeah Nelson's dead isn't he?
thraximore: @MegaDosX yep
BrowneePoints: yep infinite tokens
frozenphoenix7: Sure is dead.
YeetTheRich_: wheelerH wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
AtomicAlchemical: Nelson is super dead
definenull: death by nyan
MegaDosX: Good lord
gnome_friend: !findquote cat
LRRbot: Quote #2092: "Kate... don't eat the cat." —Graham [2016-03-12]
Mischievous_Catgeist: well rip this was a good stream
PipeSmokingOwl: amazonHello amazonHello amazonHello
multeyemeteor: Does Wheeler play the green three drop untapper as well?
mazingolfer: this is so fucked up
TemporallyAwry: Wow, that really was a neat trick :p
noa2828: He's assembled the Fancy Feast
dm818: cat beasts
JarofGoats: Nyyyyyaya initiative
BrowneePoints: and the Legacy/Vintage version of this deck is more Stax-y right?
Boon_33: infinicats
hd_dabnado: this is what happens when nobody is playing blue /jk
Dmc3628: normally that would but no thanks initative
FacelessManAboutTown: Turns out when you draw so well Minsc and Boo isn't needed, ya win
FacelessManAboutTown: Who knew
Mischievous_Catgeist: meow
DigitalSeahorse: lyingiEvil
definenull: i like that laelia was chosen not because of the haste but because of their cmc
gnome_friend: KITTY
BrowneePoints: That's just 2nd Edition D&D
Dmc3628: this is my PB in here
circusofkirkus: frame perfect initiative skip
dm818: "On your left"
myknorman: Did wheeler give a sultai version of this deck a try?
PipeSmokingOwl: i lost my fist comander game with Hama Pasha but i did a speed run 1 turn of Tomb of Anihilation. win in my book
Haroldholmes25: laelia got used for combo development
minksterella_: yeah initiative is alright
minksterella_: but there aren't any goblins with it
minksterella_: so it can't be that good
myknorman: yarok comes to mind
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: i think you want the white intiative cards
MegaDosX: *hurk*
Dmc3628: the old school bois
FacelessManAboutTown: @minksterella_ One of the rooms should give the player a copy of withering boon
BrowneePoints: The White Initiative cards are the most egregious yea
BrowneePoints: most efficient costs
raulghoulia: petition to change the naya in Wheeler's deck name to Nyan
jellyfish5134: !deck
myknorman: ou I think you need to make a sultai list of this for adam lol
definenull: neat that Wheeler is playing Naya when Dimir was supposed to be the CLB draft archetype for initiative
Haroldholmes25: turns out they printed some pretty busted cards in green and white with the initiative
Nyxjbm: Blind 7 is game three decider energy
noa2828: 5
LRRbot: Raging Ravine | Land | Raging Ravine enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {2}{R}{G}: Until end of turn, Raging Ravine becomes a 3/3 red and green Elemental creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it." It's still a land.
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: Knight of the Ebon Legion gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Ebon Legion.
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LRRbot: Biophagus [1G] | Creature — Human Tyranid Wizard [1/3] | Genomic Enhancement — {T}: Add one mana of any color. If this mana is spent to cast a creature spell, that creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Haroldholmes25: biophage deez
Dmc3628: the 40K cards
MegaDosX: "I've had my ass kicked by it so I wanted to try it" is such a mood in MTG
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: galaxus klynsmith is so great
Dmc3628: oofa
thraximore: !card myriad landscape
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
noa2828: Ashnod's Altar and that new filter nut just needs a creature you can cast from the yard
LRRbot: Minsc, Beloved Ranger [RGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Ranger [3/3] | When Minsc, Beloved Ranger enters the battlefield, create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / {X}: Until end of turn, target creature you control has base power and toughness X/X and becomes a Giant in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: Go for the eyes, Boo!
TheMisplayMaster: What was the circumstance where he got bamboozled?
thraximore: these jerks again D:
mestizomushu: I never catch these live
Haroldholmes25: more reasonable mins
definenull: boo boo boo boo lrrHORN
frank_the_great: This is not the Minsc I was expecting
PipeSmokingOwl: ya in BG3
BrowneePoints: Wheeler, Minsc ripped his way out of a Mimic
Dmc3628: oh right the game awards
mestizomushu: I love all of them
BrowneePoints: he ripped...his way...out of a MIMIC
frozenphoenix7: August is....so far....
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How can you go for the eyes with no Boo?
PipeSmokingOwl: so very far
jacqui_lantern234: well, maybe Boo went for the eyes :p
gnome_friend: Donate your EYES
raulghoulia: really hyped for the game to leave early access
Syntheticuh: oh like baldurs gate 3 dlc?
BrowneePoints: nope. they announced the release as August next year @Syntheticuh
Vandristine: no, full release is next year
gnome_friend: Boo, in search of Graham's eyes
thraximore: Baldur's Gate 3: The Giant Space Hamsters
noa2828: Dude Where's My Boo?
definenull: LUL
MegaDosX: Hamtaro has trading cards?
BrowneePoints: Beloved Hamster Anime
Syntheticuh: @BrowneePoints Oh, my mistake. Could have sworn 3 game out a year or so ago on steam
definenull: tbf hamtaro is cute af
Mischievous_Catgeist: wait... my cards are worth that much now shit
Loonatic93: How about Ebichu?
BrowneePoints: @Syntheticuh Early Access
jacqui_lantern234: @definenull YOURE CUTE AF!!! BOOM ROASTED
BjjBrain: Lemmiwinks cards@
Vandristine: @syntheticuh for early access, for 2 years now I think?
PipeSmokingOwl: i see 2 boosters for 50$ on ebay
frozenphoenix7: @BrowneePoints It's been in Early Access since Oct 2020
Syntheticuh: Ohhhh i didnt realize it was EA. Thanks!
definenull: @definenull oh no you got me D:
itomeshi: For New Capenna, for the Blue/Black Secret Fish, I used a Magikarp.
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
Vandristine: luckily Owlcat is releasing rogue trwder for best crpg next year
YeetTheRich_: i can offer a super-nimble mega hamster from yugioh
Vandristine: *rogue trader
LRRbot: Grave Titan [4BB] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
thraximore: OH
MegaDosX: Whoof
Dmc3628: Gravy bois
MegaDosX: Big boy
thraximore: you love to see it
BrowneePoints: @Vandristine I'm excited for both but Whenever someone says Grave Titan isn't good enough, it's still 10 power 3 bodies
BrowneePoints: woops i got distracted
Vandristine: Lol
BrowneePoints: @Vandristine i'm excited for both but man BG3 is looking amazing
dumbo3k: @BrowneePoints and death touch on the biggun
MegaDosX: Don't put gravy in your tea, that sounds vile
jacqui_lantern234: good ol Gravy Train
gnome_friend: Disgusting
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Favre_the_Undead: Bovril?
MegaDosX: Oh god Alex no
MegaDosX: PAUL
gnome_friend: NOPE
itomeshi: Paul!
Haroldholmes25: rip bovril
Vandristine: I hope Larian can nail the landing but I do think Owlcat is the best now
jacqui_lantern234: LUL PAUL YES
MegaDosX: I'd like to get off this train please
GreatWahooney: Paul please no
PipeSmokingOwl: voxyRage voxyRage voxyRage
lirazel64: What do you think beef tea is?
LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When Undermountain Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
ElektroTal: Indian independence got a kickstart because the Brits tried to force Gandhi to drink Beef Tea during his hunger strike
jacqui_lantern234: @ElektroTal !subscribe Shivam Facts
BrowneePoints: Like folks somewhere were trying to say Grave Titan and Sun Titan would be considered underpowered if reprinted in a Standard set and I did a triple take
lirazel64: @elektrotal Yes.
Nyxjbm: That's a victory muffin
MegaDosX: I want muffins now
randombillfolds: I like Triple Take Titan.
gnome_friend: lrrAWESOME
ghyllnox: Hey Ben, I've found some Hamutaro cards for sale on Etsy, see if you have any luck there
circusofkirkus: :D
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
Dmc3628: no cowards
LRRbot: Phyrexian Devourer [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [1/1] | When Phyrexian Devourer's power is 7 or greater, sacrifice it. / Exile the top card of your library: Put X +1/+1 counters on Phyrexian Devourer, where X is the exiled card's mana value.
thraximore: let's GOOOOO
definenull: gambling? I'm in!
gnome_friend: !findquote gambling
LRRbot: Quote #6048: "He opens up my heart through the world of gambling. I'm in." —Serge [2019-05-13]
minksterella_: inb4 nelson exiles the necrotic ooze with his devourer
ElektroTal: why is nelly using this
BrowneePoints: The Geordi La Forge
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Someone playing an Alliances card that's not Force of Will? I'm confused.
BrowneePoints: @ElektroTal Trazyn the Infinite
Dmc3628: combos necrotic ooze style shivam
thraximore: Speedrun dot deck
BrowneePoints: or NEcrotic Ooze
FacelessManAboutTown: @BrowneePoints Necrotic ooze combo
TheMisplayMaster: Combos with Tazaryn
ElektroTal: the only real alliances card is kjeldoran outpost
Loonatic93: Why is he playing it? Because he wants to! What other reason do you need?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a Mon Calamari Flag Officer!
jacqui_lantern234: @ElektroTal force of will doesnt exist, it cant hurt you :p
ElektroTal: @Loonatic93 i respect that
LRRbot: Raging Ravine | Land | Raging Ravine enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {2}{R}{G}: Until end of turn, Raging Ravine becomes a 3/3 red and green Elemental creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it." It's still a land.
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Phailhammer: Why does the large Phyrexian not simply eat the smaller ones? lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Helm of Obedience [4] | Artifact | {X}, {T}: Target opponent mills a card, then repeats this process until a creature card or X cards have been put into their graveyard this way, whichever comes first. If one or more creature cards were put into that graveyard this way, sacrifice Helm of Obedience and put one of them onto the battlefield under your control. X can't be 0.
gnome_friend: !helm
LRRbot: Respect THE HELM.
minksterella_: HA
Dmc3628: oh that's helm gone
GhostValv: D:
thraximore: nooo
midnightcurryjazz: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
MegaDosX: Land destruction!
YeetTheRich_: nelson on convoluted oracle text tribal
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard Takenuma, Abandoned Mire: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
BjjBrain: the winter jacket
LRRbot: Beseech the Queen [{2/B}{2/B}{2/B}] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
gnome_friend: As is his right
mitomanox: tada
gnome_friend: lrrSERGE
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
MegaDosX: Hey wait Serge isn't here for that
ElektroTal: tell me you have a plague wind, nelly
gnome_friend: lrrHORN
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When Seasoned Dungeoneer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
itomeshi: I really appriciate the Windows 3.1 TADA.WAV
ThePixelSavage: wild-haired bearded Nelson is my favourite Nelson.
gnome_friend: Ook ook
theamc2000: You are great
MegaDosX: And people complain about Questing Beast being a wall of text
BrowneePoints: yea this card and Seasoned Dungeoneer are the two F'd Initiative cards
wickaboxet: I really like how Nelson is arranging his lands, it just seems quite nice
theamc2000: Sorry if rude, i drunk
MegaDosX: Also doesn't the Dungeoneer have counters?
BrowneePoints: Dungeoneer has 3 counters yea
sing_o_muse: yes
BrowneePoints: No worries!
sing_o_muse: also hexproof
MegaDosX: Yeah hexproof until Wheeler's...next turn I think?
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Bolas's Citadel [3BBB] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost. / {T}, Sacrifice ten nonland permanents: Each opponent loses 10 life.
ElektroTal: bolas' citadel at 5 life is a choice
Nyxjbm: Now this is the blind 7 game right?
1y1e: ^
MegaDosX: @ElektroTal I mean, life is a resource, right?
wtrob: Thanks Ben, now I want to play initiative
Sujio0: do you build your decks just for one play on FNPF? or do you keep all of em?
BrowneePoints: There's a couple VERY good initiative cards that are worth it cuz they protect it as well
micalovits: The white ones are very good, and one of the green and one of the red ones are also pretty dece
BrowneePoints: Seasoned Dungeoneer and White Plume Adventurer are doing things in legacy/vintage right now Alex
BrowneePoints: they are just very pushed bodies at good costs
ThePixelSavage: @sujio0 they usually build them from a colöection. Wheeler usually disassembles them afterwards
theamc2000: Cool sweater wheeler
ThePixelSavage: @theamc2000 no no ... its warm!
Haroldholmes25: I was going for the same joke LUL
HistoricalPerspective: Canadian Highlander Yay! I am hype to watch this tomorrow when I wake up. I hope you guys have a great time. Good night!
theamc2000: @thepixelsavage true
YeetTheRich_: but baldurs gate cards are soo underpowered mimimi i'm an angry magic player on the internet
theamc2000: Neat sweater wheeler
MrQBear: @YeetTheRich_ I'm now imagining Beeker, with angry eyebrows, hands full of magic cards.
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, seems to be costed as stapling 1/5th of draw a card on to it, rather than lay of the land, counters, lava axe, draw a card, and a real spell effect stapled onto it.
CanPlayGames: !sir
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Pharmacistjudge: speaking in 3rd person is common in other languages
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Jewel Thief [2G] | Creature — Cat Rogue [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / When Jewel Thief enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token.
Desruprot: the cat burgler
BrowneePoints: still love that it's a Cat Burglar
micalovits: The most insane thing is that it was only somewhat decent in draft
gnome_friend: Cat bargler
LRRbot: Delirium Skeins [2B] | Sorcery | Each player discards three cards.
Dmc3628: overshadowed by angelic overseer
YeetTheRich_: yooo
thraximore: lets gooooooooo umbraHype
sing_o_muse: oh baby
hb8u: nice
definenull: oofa
Strebenherz: !
devoidmelody: !decklists
LRRbot: Archon of Cruelty [6BB] | Creature — Archon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever Archon of Cruelty enters the battlefield or attacks, target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker, discards a card, and loses 3 life. You draw a card and gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Devourer [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [1/1] | When Phyrexian Devourer's power is 7 or greater, sacrifice it. / Exile the top card of your library: Put X +1/+1 counters on Phyrexian Devourer, where X is the exiled card's mana value.
FixTheJames: Wheeler - I have 4 cards! Nelson - Pick your favorite child.
BrowneePoints: next turn animate dead inc
Paranundrox: ooh love the Sketch Archon
definenull: does not have delirium, but might delirium
Paranundrox: the Sketch treatment is so good
ThePixelSavage: to quote Wheeler: "how about none of is gets to play Magic?"
LRRbot: Beseech the Queen [{2/B}{2/B}{2/B}] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Muddy_Thunder: Time for the Urborg ticker!!! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Paranundrox: half your life +3
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints Good call there
Dmc3628: MH2 cards baby
frozenphoenix7: It's probably my favorite card from MH2.
frozenphoenix7: *signed* someone who plays Modern Creativity
BrowneePoints: Archon is an unreal threat, like Ace of Base I saw the signs @MegaDosX
Dmc3628: endurance would be wild
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Sky_Kast: fair or fare wyrmwEdLUL
definenull: brb multiclassing into mawloc
Sky_Kast: I'm silly
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
thraximore: wait you don't draw, x has to be 5 right? x was 4...? I might be wrong...
LRRbot: Archon of Cruelty [6BB] | Creature — Archon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever Archon of Cruelty enters the battlefield or attacks, target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker, discards a card, and loses 3 life. You draw a card and gain 3 life.
Wicked_Carnifex: he didnt draw
Paranundrox: Wheeler's cards are all from 1993 or 2022, no in between :P
RangerAlpha7: rip LRRbot trying to print all of the word salad they errata'd animate dead into
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LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Never get in a card game against a wizard.
thraximore: ok I must've misheard
Dmc3628: good advice lrrbot
thraximore: archon. good card
LRRbot: Leyline of the Void [2BB] | Enchantment | If Leyline of the Void is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
definenull: hurg
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Tower | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.
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MegaDosX: Holy butts
TemporallyAwry: Good Ol' Void, I miss that card.
MegaDosX: Nelson getting a chance to pop off here is something else
LRRbot: Tireless Tracker [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on Tireless Tracker.
MegaDosX: Nelson got to Do The Thing
MegaDosX: Which is sometimes all you want tbh
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DigitalSeahorse: katesADS katesJam lyingiEvil
gnome_friend: !card essence warden
LRRbot: Essence Warden [G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
TemporallyAwry: !card blood artist
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
gnome_friend: !findquote aristocrat
LRRbot: Quote #1971: "I remember this card! This is like Cartel Aristocrat, if it was terrible." —Cameron [2016-02-24]
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh - i feel personally attacked
Cybermtg: !findquote Blood
justDarj: time for black mold
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NotCainNorAbel: that was energetic
gnome_friend: He's made of meat?
MegaDosX: Oh no
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Redartifice: Mr nelson's neighbourhood
thraximore: just whinging PrideLaugh
Dmc3628: don't whinge me bro
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
MegaDosX: Definitely real
matthaus_c: the card reader says it's real
Spritz_T: dang, that's expensive
LRRbot: Sylvan Ranger [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout Ranger [1/1] | When Sylvan Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
TheMisplayMaster: Gotta be real
thraximore: wheelerMonkey
adambomb625: According to WOTC, that's worth like $250
Paranundrox: it's just like getting the initiative
redyounglink: it looks like they're two copies of a card in that sleeve, so I assume it's two mox rubies, double expensive
TheMisplayMaster: I can hear Patty B beat his chest raw with that cast
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Jovh11: Look if I get out the paper plates for my family you can leave the Revised Moxen in the cabinet.
YeetTheRich_: i pay like 3000€ worth of mana to cast this draft common
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
gnome_friend: !findquote library
LRRbot: Quote #1545: "I wish we could race around the library." —Graham [2015-03-27]
gnome_friend: Race me Hannah!
magical_girl_amelia: that's a nice vampire
LRRbot: Jewel Thief [2G] | Creature — Cat Rogue [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / When Jewel Thief enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token.
Fruan: Check yourself while in the process of wrecking yourself
LRRbot: Charming Prince [1W] | Creature — Human Noble [2/2] | When Charming Prince enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Scry 2. / • You gain 3 life. / • Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
redyounglink: curve tribal
Veraphage: Check//Wreck
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — +2, then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — −1, then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then −2. / 6 — +1, and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyal…
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dmc3628: HAH
magical_girl_amelia: it's the pup tribal
TheKoder: oh god he made it weird
laikagoat: good pup
multeyemeteor: Hot... dog!
corianderd: oh no now on reveal abilities won't fire!
magical_girl_amelia: it does good things on every number
thraximore: dog walker! OhMyDog
Desruprot: the best boi
RangerAlpha7: oko-levels of loyalty
DigitalSeahorse: good doggo
wtrob: I picked up that dog at my LGS tonight!
LRRbot: Glory-Bound Initiate [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/1] | You may exert Glory-Bound Initiate as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+3 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Vault Skirge [1{B/P}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Imp [1/1] | Flying / Lifelink
Dmc3628: right cause the squrirels gain haste oofa
redyounglink: in order to "balance" some commander cards, they just make them three times better than they ought to be in a 1v1 format
YeetTheRich_: youtube recommended me a legacy gameplay video and it was "dungeon stompy vs. comet control"
YeetTheRich_: what a time to be alivw
YeetTheRich_: alive
distrustingspectator: !deck
wtrob: @YeetTheRich_ 2022 magic
distrustingspectator: !decks
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
neisan2112: @YeetTheRich_ What a hell of a set of words
Jovh11: I strongly believe that if Wheeler was solely interested in creating agonizing to follow game states he would have included Space Beleren.
LRRbot: Treetop Village | Land | Treetop Village enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}: Treetop Village becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land.
LRRbot: Sorin, Solemn Visitor [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [4] | [+1]: Until your next turn, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink. / [−2]: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature."
gnome_friend: @Jovh11 Wait, how is Space Beleren eternal legal? "sectors" seem... unhelpful
gnome_friend: Kennarud?
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
RangerAlpha7: Its a 2-pod!
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Veraphage: tide pod
powerflapjack: Kikford Jikford, Attorney at law!
matthaus_c: we already had something similar to Sectors with Raging River, the effect just isn't very good, so it's mostly just a novelty
Desruprot: Kiki who points
LRRbot: Felidar Guardian [3W] | Creature — Cat Beast [1/4] | When Felidar Guardian enters the battlefield, you may exile another target permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
MegaDosX: Oof
DigitalSeahorse: woofa
Jovh11: @gnome_friend It is in fact tournament legal no acorn stamp
Veraphage: felidaurdian
Commodore_Perry_GG: Diamond buns
MegaDosX: !card vault of the archangel
LRRbot: Vault of the Archangel | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Creatures you control gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.
Dmc3628: jewel thief sure buys a helluva time
MegaDosX: Wow.
Desruprot: ;)
noa2828: Thicc Kitty
mazingolfer: wheeler what the fuck
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gnome_friend: !findquote thicc
LRRbot: Quote #6459: "Find your self a thicc tower." —James [2019-10-08]
mazingolfer: wheeler just demonstrating what happens when you play all the pushed 2022 cards alongside the busted cards from magic’s history
BrowneePoints: the good ol Balduvian Butt Lift
DigitalSeahorse: cwdevaHeugh
gnome_friend: !card doran
LRRbot: Found 19 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
matthaus_c: !card doran the siege
LRRbot: Doran, the Siege Tower [WBG] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman [0/5] | Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Fruan: Alex contines to Alex forever in our hearts
noa2828: "Sir the Balduvians are coming?" "How do you know?" In the distance: clapclapclapclap
LRRbot: Lunarch Veteran [W] (back: Luminous Phantom) | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Disturb {1}{W}
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash
Dmc3628: soul brother
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
gnome_friend: Hrrnn
LRRbot: Charming Prince [1W] | Creature — Human Noble [2/2] | When Charming Prince enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Scry 2. / • You gain 3 life. / • Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
thraximore: LUL
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
noa2828: Quatorze?
mazingolfer: so we’re not seeing the super start
Dmc3628: ye ole jailer?
neisan2112: THat just sounds like a Gladiator deck
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
covo375: If I didn't have work I'd totally play
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
dpj2009: jasminbeckPartyTime jasminbeckLetsGo
Dmc3628: ye ole exalt
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BillTheCat: 103! that's older than I am!!
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Dmc3628: that sure does gain life
gnome_friend: !findquote life
LRRbot: Quote #4973: "Your life doesn't begin at Magic!" —Ben [2018-05-10]
dpj2009: Ben sleeved up Solid dude yikes
sovietarchaeomancer: 2012?
Dmc3628: DKA? 2012 i believe
Phailhammer: Like 2011-12, I think.
BrowneePoints: 2012 or 13
matthaus_c: 2012-02-03
Dmc3628: if my enchant wordle games have been accurate
Walla_tv: !explain dark ascension
BrowneePoints: I was in college
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 2009?
saucemaster5000: 2012 B.C.
BrowneePoints: FEb 2012
MegaDosX: February 2012
BrowneePoints: Feb 3 2012
sovietarchaeomancer: Inni was 2011
TheMandrew: innistrad was sept 2011
Phailhammer: I was out of high school, so it was definitely after 2010.
Strebenherz: Only a decade ago
noa2828: Ben, Dark Ascension has been closed since 1978!
FacelessManAboutTown: 1994, it was a secret supplement to al
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
FacelessManAboutTown: ABUR
LRRbot: Tireless Provisioner [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a Food token or a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Tireless Tracker [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on Tireless Tracker.
Dmc3628: there we go
gnome_friend: So tireless
MegaDosX: They don't need sleep!
YeetTheRich_: scout tribal better play golos
matthaus_c: that just means her car won't go
Dmc3628: it's an artifact creature
LRRbot: Suture Priest [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life. / Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that player lose 1 life.
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyTail
gnome_friend: !card filigree familiar
LRRbot: Filigree Familiar [3] | Artifact Creature — Fox [2/2] | When Filigree Familiar enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / When Filigree Familiar dies, draw a card.
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
gnome_friend breaks mirror
MegaDosX: Kiki-Jiki on layby
matthaus_c: the fancy alt art version too
Dmc3628: sure does
Dmc3628: but in the end
LRRbot: Resplendent Angel [1WW] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 5 or more life this turn, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance. / {3}{W}{W}{W}: Until end of turn, Resplendent Angel gets +2/+2 and gains lifelink.
Yakkers221B: bitterHype
MegaDosX: Wheeler hit Ctrl + Shift! :p
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Yakkers221B: Evening peeps bitterWave
frunkyman: brutal
XivXiyan: huuuge ephemerate
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
Dmc3628: clutch ephem
DoctorHoneyDew: very Pog play right there
RangerAlpha7: Rude, says the cat spammer
noa2828: War of the {W} instants
Dmc3628: ye ole maths
gnome_friend: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #6781: "We're not good at math, that's why we do this!" —Jacob [2020-02-22]
Dmc3628: appropro quote pull lrrbot
LRRbot: Eladamri's Call [GW] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Yakkers221B: neato foil
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Yakkers221B: LRRbot does good work
hypethos: should ben be at 11
hypethos: now 10
ImpulsiveTempo: Did ben lost life 3 times
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
RangerAlpha7: MATH ERROR
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyThink
matthaus_c: Ben lost life 3 times because he tapped Sunbaked Canyon
Yakkers221B: Fffffffamily channel
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyEmpty lucidMath openseMath1 openseMath2
ImpulsiveTempo: started at 12, lost 1 off canyon,
asthanius: Weeeee
DragonMZ: Finally, the Evil is defeated
pn55: Nice try though Wheeler!
Mr_Bitterness: Go Suture Priest!
frank_the_great: !card damn
LRRbot: Damn [BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated. / Overload {2}{W}{W}
dpj2009: HSWP SeriousSloth
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Good job Alex
Pywodwagon: Alex's deck is all I ever want to be doing in magic the gathering, down to the resplendent angel
Yakkers221B: Ooh, Glory-Bound Initiate bitterOK
Yakkers221B: spice
matthaus_c: wait, that's just Rampaging Ferocidon! Alex is on Mono Red!
Yakkers221B: Ferocidon't
gnome_friend: !quote Gavin
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
asthanius: More like GavOut
Ukon_Cairns: bringing the life pain to the life gain deck
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Suture Priest is sneakily good!
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gnome_friend: It's a game of inches, Alex
Strebenherz: Only the last life point matters!
xElMerYx: Wow sir, very based
cdmack3113: judges tower when?
asthanius: "No swords, just push"
dpj2009: TV jasminbeckProsti
Dmc3628: like that skit you did
gnome_friend: It's all magic up in this moonbase
LurkerSpine: yeah, black subtracts from the white until you get red
hd_dabnado: hmmmmmm
Ukon_Cairns: thats how newspapers work, black and white gets stuff read
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
dpj2009: 1 mana planey
Dish_KP: that skit was Alex and Paul! I love that bit
LRRbot: Lunarch Veteran [W] (back: Luminous Phantom) | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Disturb {1}{W}
FacelessManAboutTown: 2010
nyquister_: 2012 baby!
noa2828: Both doing the fetch shortcut
powerflapjack: ALEX
FacelessManAboutTown: It was before Innistrad, I remember hearing it all throughout 2011
Xaunaught: lmao Ben
BrowneePoints: I FELT that Paul glare
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
frank_the_great: God I love Wheeler
Redartifice: Wheeler said the thing! the money! Whyyyy
gnome_friend: This is how I talk!
hd_dabnado: wheeler is known for his Reagan impression
hypethos: what is that creature ben has?
noa2828: @hd_dabnado Nancy or Ronald?
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
TheTunnelingCat: recruiter? i hardly know her
gnome_friend: @sir
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
violetblight: counter on laelia for DRS?
gnome_friend: Seriously?
tehfewl: laelia only triggers on exile from your library
violetblight: !card laelia
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
gnome_friend: Too vascular
tehfewl: oh damn
tehfewl: nvm
LRRbot: Waste Land | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token.
violetblight: i’ve played too much of this in gladiator to not have it come up
gnome_friend: !findquote waifu
LRRbot: Quote #2897: "Know what was great about the 90s? No lrrEFF ing waifu hug pillows!" —Beej [2016-07-04]
LRRbot: Path of Bravery [2W] | Enchantment | As long as your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, you gain life equal to the number of attacking creatures.
noa2828: !findquote trash
LRRbot: Quote #7834: "It's a steel trash can, I'm so excited!" —Kathleen [2021-11-06]
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When Endurance enters the battlefield, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evoke—Exile a green card from your hand.
LRRbot: Minsc, Beloved Ranger [RGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Ranger [3/3] | When Minsc, Beloved Ranger enters the battlefield, create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / {X}: Until end of turn, target creature you control has base power and toughness X/X and becomes a Giant in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
gnome_friend: Giant Space Hamster
DigitalSeahorse: oh Alex has a crown lrrALEX_TK
Dmc3628: sure is an elden dog
zarbit: Boo, of the Two Fingers
powerflapjack: Minsc and Boo stand ready (squeak squeak)
MegaDosX: Shit's lit, fam
TemporallyAwry: The Chippy lands really are nice though.
gnome_friend: Hire a samurai
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature — Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Serra Ascendant [W] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | Lifelink / As long as you have 30 or more life, Serra Ascendant gets +5/+5 and has flying.
Dmc3628: 4th toughness sure doing work
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
f_tan_theta: mh2 things
mazingolfer: so it turns out made for commander cards and 2020 green cards are really messed up
noa2828: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
mazingolfer: who would’ve thought multiplayer mechanics would be so powerful
MegaDosX: Also notably a Giant now
gnome_friend: Deathrite shaman not a coward, though
noa2828: Make another Boo!
powerflapjack: go for the eyes boo, go for the eyes rrraaagh!
Dmc3628: wow that ephemerate gonna be wild
LRRbot: Lunarch Veteran [W] (back: Luminous Phantom) | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Disturb {1}{W}
gnome_friend: Boo has been sent to collect Graham's eyes
Dmc3628: no one
Paranundrox: you take all the damage at the time you gain the life
Dmc3628: has first strike
FacelessManAboutTown: But he's using those gnome friend
gnome_friend: And/or doofa
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BrowneePoints: She's from a Commander Precon Alex
harju: Laelia into Murktide feels good
thraximore: winning with that weirdo interaction is so much fun
BrowneePoints: and still just....absolutely wild
Dmc3628: yeah that was against serge
BrowneePoints: actually she's been in two Commander precons now hasn't she?
Yakkers221B: On one of the showdowns
Yakkers221B: bitterClap
BrowneePoints: Strixhaven and Commander Legends Baldur's Gate?
lackingsanity: laelia can get pretty massive off of cascade
mazingolfer: laelia loves cascade
Yakkers221B: I also love cascade
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mister_nibbles: Fun fact, it takes approximately 84 earth years for Uranus to complete one orbit of the sun.
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BrowneePoints: mutliple
mazingolfer: because cascade exiles the cards one by one lmao
Yakkers221B: don't get a +1/+1 counter from it,
powerflapjack: yeah she was originally in lorehold commander and she was reprinted in the gruul baldur's gate precon
lackingsanity: no, cascade is one by one
dpj2009: !card laelia
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
corefluxx: Cheer100
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
LRRbot: Suture Priest [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life. / Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that player lose 1 life.
Dmc3628: i mean i hate the Jodah "cascade" rules
noa2828: Likes unearth a lot
LRRbot: Biophagus [1G] | Creature — Human Tyranid Wizard [1/3] | Genomic Enhancement — {T}: Add one mana of any color. If this mana is spent to cast a creature spell, that creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
DigitalSeahorse: vioASKERS
mazingolfer: you have to make sure the stack is clear!
Paranundrox: messed up mana dork
LRRbot: Karlov of the Ghost Council [WB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, put two +1/+1 counters on Karlov of the Ghost Council. / {W}{B}, Remove six +1/+1 counters from Karlov of the Ghost Council: Exile target creature.
Paranundrox: I love Karlov
mazingolfer: otherwise alex might not be able to know if he’s able to angle shoot you
Yakkers221B: Karl's here
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on Wall of Roots: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
WhirlwindAbyss: are we doing best of 5 rounds?
noa2828: "I'll make your cheeks clap sooooo loud" - Biophagus
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
Dmc3628: Karlov to prison
tehfewl: straight to jail
noa2828: Biophagus does BBLs
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Paranundrox: @WhirlwindAbyss I believe they're just playing out the hur
Paranundrox: *hour
Paranundrox: however many games that is
BrowneePoints: Chiffon
ElektroTal: I'M RIGHT HERE
WhirlwindAbyss: cool
thraximore: LUL
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Paranundrox: Siobhan Dragon
noa2828: Seamus Dragon
mazingolfer: Sheev Palpatine
YeetTheRich_: sheevan dragon
SacrificialToast: shiv'n dragon
BrowneePoints: Chiffon Dragon. Careful it wrinkles
superdude097: I don't hear a difference Kappa
ANDORK3: maybe i missed the explanation but why naya initiative as opposed to jeskai or abzan or anyother combination of colors?
noa2828: Sibian Dragon
Haroldholmes25: shivan deez nuts
control_rig: Shaving Dragon
MegaDosX: Simian Dragon
BrowneePoints: Siobahn Dragon
mazingolfer: where’s the sibwow emote when we need it
BrowneePoints: wait Siobhan
tehfewl: !card oghmah
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePoints: I can spell gaelic I swear
damn_i_am_pretty: Circumdragon?
LRRbot: Vault Skirge [1{B/P}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Imp [1/1] | Flying / Lifelink
BrowneePoints: !card Ogma
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePoints: !card Ogmha
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card oghma
hd_dabnado: wait, what did nelly just say?
tehfewl: ohgma balls
BrowneePoints: it's Oghma
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
BrowneePoints: my brain farted on the spelling
Paranundrox: Double Monarch
Lucifer9783: alex'll tell you when you're older, nelly
noa2828: Joe plays Atraxa infect and calls it casual
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap cheeky clapper
MegaDosX: !card palace jailer
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
MegaDosX: Doesn't the Skirge come back now?
MegaDosX: Oh hang on no
Dmc3628: no alex needs to steal monarchy
MegaDosX: Nevermind I misread the card
powerflapjack: joe absolutely runs mono red goblins because the art makes him laugh
noa2828: !findquote cheeks
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Paranundrox: @MegaDosX No its as long as Wheeler is the Monarch
Dmc3628: jailer's templating is wild
Paranundrox: yeah it's a messed up card
Haroldholmes25: yep palace jailer is not an o ring
MegaDosX: @Paranundrox Yeah I got it mixed up with how Brutal Cathar works
LRRbot: Soldier of the Pantheon [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Protection from multicolored / Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Auriok Champion [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Protection from black and from red / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
Paranundrox: @MegaDosX yeah *most* O Ring creatures work like that, Palace Jailer is just built different
MegaDosX: Goddamnit Wheeler
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Dmc3628: fable and bloodtithe harvester
noa2828: So no Henge? *Stomps ELD sealed pool*
neisan2112: I miss copying Goldspan Dragon with Kiki
tehfewl: unsurprisingly even stories about how broken kiki jiki was, are broken
LRRbot: Outland Liberator [1G] (back: Frenzied Trapbreaker) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Outland Liberator: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / Daybound
dpj2009: palace jailer not Legendary NotLikeThis
BrowneePoints: He's got a degree in Biophagology
noa2828: Daaaayo
Paranundrox: Wheeler just needs the Initiative to complete the trifecta
powerflapjack: palace jailer is a cop ergo acab
Veraphage: palace jail, jailer, jailest
TemporallyAwry: Does it belong in aristocrats? ;p
ANDORK3: maybe i missed the explanation but why naya initiative as opposed to jeskai or abzan or anyother combination of colors?
matthaus_c: get yourself a legitimate copy of Mox Ruby
Paranundrox: @ANDORK3 Naya has good creatures, green gives mana dorks for acceleration
Haroldholmes25: LUL
frank_the_great: Jesus, lol
justDarj: LUL
oastrtoastr: Was Alex on "ruin your evening?"
BrowneePoints: and it's Kiefer with the Steel Chair!
until_may: welp
SparkyShock: wait so Nelson and Alex aren't going to fight?
ANDORK3: @paranundrox interesting. i assume red and white sre the two best other initiative colors then?
powerflapjack: go to card kingdom you can get the best praetor, Jim Jontaxes Poggers Tyrant
neisan2112: Wait do we not have a Alex v Nelson game?
frank_the_great: Bye!
Paranundrox: @ANDORK3 yeah white is the best initiative color by a mile
SparkyShock: ah, he has to go
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart cwdevaLove lucidLove
MegaDosX: @neisan2112 Apparently not
LRRbot: Vampiric Link [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
Paranundrox: it stacks!
pn55: Ooo that's cool
Paranundrox: just make it a 20/20 murktide
ANDORK3: @paranundrox yea i got that. but red being the 2nd makes sense when you think about it but it wasnt intuitive to me
Paranundrox: @ANDORK3 yeah and then you get bolts for reach, Kiki access etc
SpoonfullOfSugar: is she stuck in tarkov?
Dmc3628: also red/green gives you access to CLB Minsc and Boo cause they dumb
ANDORK3: @paranundrox i see how good kikki jikki is in this kind of deck
noa2828: I was gonna go Escape from New York
BrowneePoints: Slay the Spire with Plot
Juliamon: We got to accidentally become a cop killer
YeetTheRich_: "accidentally"
Juliamon: it was definitely totally an accident. Our knife slipped.
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Snail
noa2828: @Juliamon "Accidentally" means you don't face the heaviest charges
matthaus_c: so like a horse d'oeuvre
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Duck1
midnightcurryjazz: nice
matthaus_c: Rivers of Skill could be your very first weapon!
MegaDosX: It can be
noa2828: Minecraft cop show: Criminal Mines
MegaDosX: Minecraft's modding community is vast and unknowable, so it wouldn't surprise me if there's a Dark Souls mod out there
matthaus_c: Site D does some great stuff on Minecraft
KeytarCat: Serge Teaches Ben Vault Hunters
MegaDosX: Oh boy
YeetTheRich_: legend
pn55: Can I just say that I'm so happy that Alex has been appearing on more LRR streams again recently! lrrSHINE
noa2828: Robo-waifu horror
Dog_of_Myth: And then Choo Choo Charlie
Juliamon: It looks like it was designed specifically for Alex tbh
powerflapjack: dorf dorf dorf dorf
Haroldholmes25: Signalis is good if you don't mind having 6 inventory slots
Juliamon: Ooh!
matthaus_c: inventory slots are gonna change, eventually!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
Juliamon: Power Rangers!
MrQBear: For some reason, my brain conflated Play it Forward with The Long Game, and I was trying to imagine LRR doing a generational Dorf Fortress game.
powerflapjack: @MrQBear like the old Something Awful LP?
pn55: Pride100
MrQBear: @powerflapjack That's a popular example, yeah.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
cardboardhorde: !!!
thraximore: umbraHey
KWardJenx: Thank you!!
Phailhammer: cya :0
pn55: lrrALEX lrrWHEELER lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
Phailhammer: :)
noa2828: I won't patch with the Protestants
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove cwdevaLove digita435LOVE digita435LOVE
DigitalSeahorse: katesFlower lrrALEX_TK lrrNELSON_SG lrrWHEELER_TK
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL_TK
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS digita435Snail