jacqui_lantern234: @control_rig gosh i hope so
jacqui_lantern234: ive had a rotten brain day, and i could use some unhinged chaotic comedy to cheer me up
Metric_Furlong: yeah, that was fun part of the highlights
KeytarCat: I hope your day gets better
Metric_Furlong: that sucks jacqui_lantern234
jacqui_lantern234: holy shit, the highlights this week was AMAZING
Metric_Furlong: Monikers is a hell of a thing
control_rig: I hope so too. These Elden Ring Co-op streams have probably been the most unexpectedly enjoyable content. Hope your day goes better regardless, Jacqui!
jacqui_lantern234: i CAN NOT WAIT until they do it again, but understand that it should be a "sometimes treat"
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Metric_Furlong: (if anyone hasn't watched the Monikers VoD - which is up on Youtube now - I'd strongly recommend it)
control_rig: And yes, Monikers is far and away a smash hit and I can't wait to see it again
TehAmelie: i don't think i've seen that level of laugh exhaustion since the days of Kathleen commercials
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Looks like DandyGeek has found a way to downgrade Elden Ring to the previous version that works with the mods
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun YATTA
control_rig: Woo lrrHORN
TehAmelie: hooray
Earthenone: yay we can live in the past!
KeytarCat: Woo! and huh?
Anubis169: oh sweet, thank you DandyGeek!
TehAmelie: that's not easy on Steam probably
Metric_Furlong: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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Spades_Slicc: I love living in the past! It's like the present but I have 20/20 vision
jacqui_lantern234: @Spades_Slicc sergePun
DigitalSeahorse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Elden Ring - Seemless Co-Op) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
FacelessManAboutTown: @Spades_Slicc You know, I don't really care for the swiss, but their flag is a big plus
PharaohBender27: @Spades_Slicc lrrWOW
SaxPython: @facelessmanabouttown boooo
Spades_Slicc: Okay mine wasn't really a pun
jacqui_lantern234: @FacelessManAboutTown URGH
PharaohBender27: @FacelessManAboutTown Holy shit
Metric_Furlong: boo!
jacqui_lantern234: @Spades_Slicc i thought you were making a "2020 was 2 years ago" pun
Metric_Furlong: boo
FacelessManAboutTown: I'm looking forward to getting banned from LRR twitch chat because my puns are driving away all their viewers juzSmug
Spades_Slicc: I was going for a hindsight is 20/20 joke
Sethalidos: @Spades_Slicc :| GET. OUT.
Spades_Slicc: But @facelessmanabouttown 's pun was A +
Juliamon: If we banned everyone for bad puns we'd have... a very quiet chat actually, thanks for the suggestion
Metric_Furlong: @FacelessManAboutTown Viewers? that's rookie talk, we're aiming to get banned because our puns are driving away the LRR crew Kappa
Spades_Slicc: You'd have too few hosts for the stream?
TehAmelie: *sweatdrop*
asthanius: My hindsight used to be 20/20, but then I was told to take my head out of my ass
Juliamon: As previously established, we can't ban hosts
jacqui_lantern234: :O title change!!!
Metric_Furlong: yet
GapFiller: an associate once described the pun as the lowest form of humour
FacelessManAboutTown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Elden Ring - Seemless Co-Op) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (45s ago).
FacelessManAboutTown: Damn
Spades_Slicc: @Juliamon I distinctly remember Wheeler getting banned during a jackbox game
GapFiller: to which several people responded w/ the knob gag and the fart joke as counter arguments
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh right, he made some -ussy joke
asthanius: @gapfiller that just means it always clears the bar
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc The LRR account had to do that
Juliamon: Regular mods can't
Spades_Slicc: So you're saying there's a chance
jacqui_lantern234: is Wheeler STILL banned?!
Juliamon: (no)
Anubis169: *cough*
Juliamon: 'bis you're not a regular mod
Metric_Furlong: brb, registering iswheelerstillbannedfromchat.com Kappa
Anubis169 goes back to lurking
Spades_Slicc: Is Wheeler counted as a full member of LRR on the wiki yet?
Anubis169: lol Metric_Furlong
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc Have you added him yet?
letfireraindown: Looks like I stepped into something going on
Anubis169: i hope he's not still banned from chat, that'd make things real awkward
GapFiller: which reminds me sailormorgan.com still works
Spades_Slicc: Wiki doesn't let me change things
GapFiller: v og ref that one
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrSIG
korvys: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: lrrSIG
Juliamon: that said, we *do* want to get all the crewmembers their own commands eventually, we just have to find the time
AngelicKnighthood: lrrSIG lrrSIG
airylan: lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
FITorion: broken @#$% ads
OldManJohnsonMB: ah good, the signal
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
notthepenguins: wait did seamless update?
Metric_Furlong: yeah, Wheeler and Nelson should be in the offical 'crew' section by now if they aren't already
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The Jeffs are back in town! | More ELDEN RING CO-OP RANDOMIZER with @WakeUpSuper, @BWheelerMTG, @alexsteacy, and @warandpeace (and @DandyGeek & @Graham_LRR “helping” them along) | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/Fj0dPY-aMAAYlpG.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1602469229424705541
letfireraindown: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening fellow tarnished.
notthepenguins: or did they just backdate their ER?
Juliamon: notthepenguins The mod updated REAL fast
Juliamon: we got lucky THIS time
mowdownjoe: Who's ready for the gang plays modded Elden Ring? (The highlights are still fresh in my mind.)
notthepenguins: wow! it was still down yesterday so I'm surprised
notthepenguins: very cool
Metric_Furlong: Adam "I prefer the term 'culling'" Savidan
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TehAmelie: my body is ready https://i.imgur.com/V2HYIJl.jpg
jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! reminder that i love each and every one of you more than words can express!!! <3
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Nuha: Howdy friends!
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #476: "You don't actually watch my stream? lrrEFF you, then." —Adam [2015-07-18]
El_Funko: ring a ding ding
GapFiller: nalvHi morning Funko
FITorion: !badadvice
LRRbot: Crush a dew!
Calaban161: Sir
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL DandyGeek got some instructions on how to downgrade ER to the version that works with the mods
Calaban161: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
thraximore: Just in time! wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
TehAmelie: modders are so good
TehAmelie: mods too lrrHEART
FITorion: Sir this is a Wendy's
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iSmartMan1: Hopefully the servers won't require an update for coop
TheMerricat: ModLove
Calaban161: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Mysticman89: I'm reasonably sure seamless is broken? unless people prevented updates.
quillilian: There's something amusing about the calm of the RQ soundtrack knowing the chaos to come
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SnowbirdMike: Dont worry. By the description its going to be "seamless".
Juliamon: Mysticman89 They did a special downgrade
Luminaire_p: without the seams
hi_im_emily: there was the whole curb your enthusiasm part of the highlights though
Mysticman89: ah ok, the down-patch route is also a route even if it's kind of a pain.
SymphonicLolita: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
Fanklok: lrrFINE
lochnessseammonster: seamless? guess i can't be here...
JarofGoats: lrrFINE
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CururuGuasu: Elden Sub!…cause I’m old, you see
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SnowbirdMike: @Luminaire_p if there is no seams then its a Chaps stream.
FITorion: we get intro
LordZarano: sharkf11JAM
Fanklok: 6 chaps even
BusTed: Hallo.
korvys: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #2601: "Stick your healing rod up someone's butt..." —Alex [2016-05-25]
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Catcard: WOOOOOOOO I'M EXCITED
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hi_im_emily: ah yes, seamless chaps
SymphonicLolita: otaku squad lets gooo
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
TehAmelie: hello beard squad!
BrowneePoints: Newly minted Goty Elden Ring
CobaltShuriken: Adam looks angy
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Metric_Furlong: the returns of the Otakus Jeff
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
jacqui_lantern234 distributes hugs to those who consent
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #2272: "Aw, fuck, we do look the same!" —Adam, of James [2016-04-08]
SnackPak_: hot it
mowdownjoe: Adam is in Rhythm Cafe! LUL
SnowbirdMike: Hahahaha
jacqui_lantern234: ADAM YES XD
WiJohn: Hi Adam!
SnackPak_: got it*
FacelessManAboutTown: Noted chaos goblin Adam
CururuGuasu: Who said that?
Diabore: love the energy
thraximore: *actively perceiving*
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
saucemaster5000: Can't stop perceiving
Vanbael: !quote adam
Laserbeaks_Fury: I love to see WAAA
iSmartMan1: "I have no pronouns, please do not refer to me"
TacitusVigil: Hello floating head
FacelessManAboutTown: Don't stop, perceiving, hold onto that feeling
Mysticman89: or 3
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thraximore: quick, to gamelay
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MilkInBags: Thanks to @WetPaperSack for my sub gift that will make me stick around and provide hilarious moments to the streamers and chat alike! Hail Santa!
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thraximore: to hear GAMING
Getter404: lrrFINE
Loonatic93: I... is a pronoun.
TacitusVigil: Instructions unclear; reapplying Beej
BusTed: 👋
iSmartMan1: @loonatic93 I JUST SAID to please not refer to me
Laserbeaks_Fury: Instructions unclear: Demon Souls booted up
paronomasiac042: Otaku Jeff is wearing clothes?!
thraximore: Wheeler?
thraximore: uh
SymphonicLolita: this is fine
Kramburger: Go to Wizard school and shit in the halls like it's the palace of Versailles
TehAmelie: if you split up, i'm sure getting the key will be faster (lie)
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap seabatOAK
Loonatic93: @iSmartMan1 What is I's problem with referring to Me?
Fanklok: Yeah let's get keys and beat up the nerds that hide behind it
Mollylele: Good news!
thraximore: ooh
corianderd: yuuup
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
thraximore: do you even have to ASK
BrowneePoints: oh hey I own a naginata IRL! I'm a WEEB
Kramburger: Rivers of Thrill
tehfewl: Double Spear Guy!
TehAmelie: now Adam is the double crosser
BrowneePoints: if I remember correctly this is one of the good pvp weapons too
paronomasiac042: naginata? o
thraximore: @BrowneePoints I heard somewhere that it's shite LUL
Fanklok: Time to go pet the "dragon"
iSmartMan1: @loonatic93 You are still not respecting this individual's pronouns lrrBEEJ
RayFK: A dragon? Try dragon deeze nuts
MilkInBags: Jordan, it's early
RandomTrivia: Jordan pls
jacqui_lantern234: its a cocaine bear!!! Kappa
corianderd: the crew knows where the key is by knowing where it's not
thraximore: 0_0
Dog_of_Myth: ahahah
TacitusVigil: The key was inside of us all along
CptMurphey: beartime
Vanbael: polar rune bear!
RandomTrivia: O_o
MilkInBags: powder sugar bear!
CururuGuasu: Da bears
Loonatic93: @iSmartMan1 Fair enough.
RandomTrivia: @corianderd sergeJustRight :D
lackingsanity: a lot going ob
control_rig: That was vaguely shocking
Mollylele: i hope someone clipped those sounds
TehAmelie: remember bear rules: if it's black, fight back, if it's brown, lie down, if it's white, goodnight
SnackPak_: Adam's on add control
MilkInBags: this is chat, just stalking and watching the fight
Mollylele: uuuUUUuuuuyyyuuuugh!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
saucemaster5000: just sitting back and picking his nose
raulghoulia: adam likes to watch
lochnessseammonster: squires!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
micalovits: "I am helping" Starts to loot and change equipment
jacqui_lantern234: tell us anyways, adam!!! :p
saucemaster5000: oh dear
korvys: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
thraximore: @jacqui_lantern234 hi jacqui! umbraHey
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
jacqui_lantern234: hey @thraximore the loved beyond measure!!!!! <3
tehfewl: *puts on robe and wizard hat*
Mollylele: 🐻 💢
sydnius: perfect Champed up toon
BrowneePoints: Hey! We pray to Jeffrey for Popcorn and movies and scary stories and making our parents mad be being too loud too late
Metric_Furlong: this situation's looking grizzly
RandomTrivia: benginFingers @tehfewl
JarofGoats: Don't reset the bear is solid life advice
thraximore: @jacqui_lantern234 umbraLuv hello jacqui the incomparably loved!
saucemaster5000: ooo a blood dog
TacitusVigil: Hey, remember that time that bear killed everyone?
RandomTrivia: @TacitusVigil Good times
jacqui_lantern234: @thraximore ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, STFU, NO U
CptMurphey: rip
Kramburger: Otaku Frieda (98)
Juliamon: !players
LRRbot: Your Otaku Crew: Adam as Otaku Jeffrey, Alex as Otaku Jebra, Andrew as Otaku Jeff Bezos, and Wheeler as Otaku Frieda.
Mollylele: jeff check
Dog_of_Myth: Oh hi, @jacqui_lantern234
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints I haven't been receiving those prayers Kappa
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JarofGoats: "It's only a Caelid dog if it comes from the Caelid region of the Lands Between"
paronomasiac042: violets are many colors, roses are too
thraximore: wow that spear has REACH
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
MilkInBags: 1.3k runes OpieOP
TheWriterAleph: that has REACH??
BrowneePoints: speaking of which that Justin Roiland Metroidvania game came out today
sydnius: no ule log
saucemaster5000: harder than malenia that was
TehAmelie: maybe too much work, but what if you got everybody to pose for a portrait to put on their cams?
thraximore: @TheWriterAleph always read the rules text
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh have you all seen the trailer of the new Transfromers movie with the Beast Wars characters?
jacqui_lantern234: "Otaku Jeff" will NEVER NOT be funny to me
matthaus_c: when the ashes were two, a flame alighteth
shendaras: Andrew will have to say hi to the respawned bear, I think?
thraximore: OH
thraximore: that's the one for the chest in Renalla's room
thraximore: IIRC
RandomTrivia: A key? ... oh my god is this a horror game? lrrBEEJ
lochnessseammonster: the gimmick infringement with these names PrideLaugh seabatApp
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bumming, but it's not the way you think it mean
Laserbeaks_Fury: *means
micalovits: Wait... Isn't that the Ranni ke?y
thraximore: @micalovits yup
saucemaster5000: the only two words adam needs
thraximore: @micalovits it's not gonna have the ring in it tho
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MoaiGangsta: "Let's get to it!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Isnt this where the prawn guy is
tehfewl: best are "Hello" and "I'm Sorry" in that order
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
FitalShell subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
FitalShell: it's the funny reference number.
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RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
corianderd: i do "I'm Sorry"
matthaus_c: I thought Wheeler liked Gladiator
JarofGoats: I thought Wheeler liked Gladiators?
matthaus_c: jinx
TacitusVigil: Should we just have Yakkity Sax on for every fight?
JarofGoats: eyyy
saucemaster5000: wheeler got scarlet rot while defending the patron saint of sleepovers. checks out.
DiscordianTokkan: Pffft
Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooooo
thraximore: NotLikeThis
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
tehfewl: Iron Virgins
RandomTrivia: Oh that's probably fine
corianderd: i don't remember that enemy
Spades_Slicc: Virgin alert
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
notthepenguins: abductor virgin
korvys: hip abductors
MilkInBags: oh hey it's Wheeler's Stand, the gladiator
TehAmelie: *hides from virgin abductor*
saucemaster5000: if only paul knew
BrowneePoints: It's an Iron Maiden
SnackPak_: abduct them to the afterlife
AllTheWeasels: Does the randomizer move the abductor that teleports you?
RandomTrivia: Oh wow, I don't like that one bit... Nope nope nope nope
MilkInBags: if you don't like the Iron Maiden, wait until you meet the Megadeth
thraximore: @SnackPak_ Mount Gelmir is basically hell, so accurate
notthepenguins: no @alltheweasels , the randomizer makes it so if you die to whatever is down there you get transported instead
BrowneePoints: Markedly LESS Sniper Lobsters
AllTheWeasels: @notthepenguins nice
jacqui_lantern234: LMAO Graham
BrowneePoints: Move over Quiet
BrowneePoints: here comes Sniper Lobster
Darleysam: Sniper Lobster, my favourite Metal Gear Solid character
Mr_Horrible: Psycho Mantis (Shrimp)
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
thraximore: 0_0 how much damage is this bug on
Darleysam: ah, good we all got there
BrowneePoints: pest threads is the best Beast Spell payoff
TehAmelie: those things shoot way too many shots
MilkInBags: land squirts? WutFace
twistedsylvan: OH GOD it's one of the miner shrimps
JarofGoats: ohhh the flashbacks to the mine tunnels
thraximore: adam is gaming wheelerPog
baskwalla: Adam IS gaming
tehfewl: respected the 1v1
TehAmelie: i wonder if anyone anywhere has bothered leveling the land squirt ashes, and if it makes them useful at all
thraximore: OH
Getter404: Road trip!
thraximore: much faster
notthepenguins: wait where is this thing?
airylan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use your body to cushion your own fall.
thraximore: "Don't get shot!" -Adam Savidan, 2022
micalovits: Just git gut bro
raulghoulia: as true today
twistedsylvan: don't get shot, 4head
NightValien28: dark souls advice
saucemaster5000: tip from the patron saint
Spades_Slicc: Simply don't die
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Vanbael: !advice
LRRbot: Bucket the man.
thraximore: another ancient dragon smithing stone LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Subscribe PolearmFacts
TehAmelie: the big secret of Souls randomizers, often the XP reward for a boss fight is tied to clearing the arena rather than killing the boss
Pywodwagon: good to know fuck boy karn made it over here from bens stream
TacitusVigil: "Try not to die"
Medic_Shindria: Die less than the other guy!
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint I don't know what was funny while I was afk but I heard a lot of laughing
Getter404: YET
PharaohBender27: If you're a general commanding a squad, your army has suffered MASSIVE casualties :p
saucemaster5000: the amount of xp bosses gave in this game felt arbitrary already!
Dog_of_Myth: "Yet"
thraximore: now... does this teleport to a random output location?
thraximore: if so that's awesome
thraximore: AHA
thraximore: oh wait is that where it usually goes
thegitrogsquirrel: just got here. glad to see the game is working despite there being another update
paronomasiac042: my genie, Oats.
PharaohBender27: @thegitrogsquirrel There was a rollback to make this possible
TehAmelie: thanks to Ben's hard work, they defeated the update
DigitalSeahorse: "The academy will just give you a degree because you're so genius."
thraximore: Blight resist
twistedsylvan: and a fire head too
MilkInBags: Adam, it's a cat
thraximore: @MilkInBags sshhh
betweenmyself: So I guess the Coliseum update didn’t totally bork everything…
laikagoat: D:
Getter404: Adam no
tehfewl: wow rune
tehfewl: rude*
thraximore: nice
saucemaster5000: she had it coming
Mcgwee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
Mcgwee: hiii
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princess_intell: what up what up what up what UP
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Mr_Horrible: that's Astel's
Dog_of_Myth: Adam has begun this weeks culling.
MilkInBags: wow Adam you're so good! can't believe you killed that super strong mob!\
Pywodwagon: space flail
DigitalSeahorse: why was that crone on a table?
princess_intell: has adam antagonized chat yhet
twistedsylvan: "Remembrance of the Natural Born" - well that's fucking bleak, even for Souls games
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Mr_Horrible: see? It's all above board Kappa
Fanklok: Wouldn't it be funny if one of the remembrances Adam eats has Rivers of Blood in it
MurphEP: NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: Adam got DELETED
Medic_Shindria: Shmear...
MilkInBags: if it were me I wouldn't have died
princess_intell: whelp
thraximore: @Fanklok Rivers of Skill*
Mr_Horrible: CRAB TANK CRAB TANK
princess_intell: C R A B
TacitusVigil: The Breaking of the Fellowhip
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TemporallyAwry: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
rumplednut_skin: YOOO what is up, LRRfolk?
RandomTrivia: Someone has to be the responsible adult!
princess_intell: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
WiJohn: Adam is the most responsible of adults
princess_intell: !box
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TehAmelie: Adam is the adult. the father, if you will
laikagoat: vibe check called
korvys: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5711: "The more people doubt me, the stronger I become." —Adam [2019-01-12]
saucemaster5000: I thought the patron saint only had the power to tell ghost stories under a sheet and start "truth or dare"
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: What do you mean what does it mean??
thraximore: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyPoint vicksyPoint
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
princess_intell: someone call nellie and tell him children are fighting LUL
thraximore: a smooth criminal
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_TK
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
BrowneePoints: Big Mood
princess_intell: mood
saucemaster5000: let's go where the red fern grows instead
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash oh my garbage emote is now a chimney sweep
thraximore: @saucemaster5000 ... have you read the end of that book?
DigitalSeahorse: for you
princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 isn't that where we have the symbol of our innocence killed by a wolf(?)
thraximore: @princess_intell (mountain lion)
DigitalSeahorse: cause this is DS/ER
Kramburger: Whose mans is this?
princess_intell: i was close in terms of forest predators of the american south east
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 I'm sure it'd be a fitting end to this stream
Diabore: you bullies
BrowneePoints: It's the FromSoft rules of "oh it's a big monstrous thing? no worries"
thraximore: @princess_intell just the wrong genus, anyone could make that mistake
thraximore: :P
BrowneePoints: "no it's a human looking thing" *big fear*
SymphonicLolita: the sacriest bosses in dark souls games: a regular guy
princess_intell: LUL
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
twistedsylvan: @BrowneePoints "Is that a dude over there? better take the long way around"
thraximore: 0_0
Mr_Horrible: oh GOD
midichlorianuser: Oh my god
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for a balloon to drop a Royal Revenant
northos: 99 Liurnia Balloons
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyParty
MilkInBags: I mean the balloon itself is an object, not an enemy
JinaMahavira: I want a dragon to pop out
Lysander_salamander: wow
RandomTrivia: WOAH
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: rot increased btw
Excalibur_1867_: monkaS
MilkInBags: adam got zapped
AllTheWeasels: lmao
Kazman20a: haha, lighning orbs
Mr_Horrible: wait, the fuckin Ancestor Orbs
twistedsylvan: Adam got SPANKED
Lysander_salamander: darned orbs
RandomTrivia: lrrCIRCLE
Mr_Horrible: oh my GOD
SymphonicLolita: get orb'd
princess_intell: what other quaint, traumatizing children's books can we re-enact tonight
Kramburger: You forgot to ponder your orb
raulghoulia: the science checks out
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyShrug we learned something
TehAmelie: you get some fire resistance though
betweenmyself: That apply even when you’re in the saddle? Ouch
Mr_Horrible: Torrent just like "...we gonna talk about any of that?"
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korvys: Everyone's real punchy tonight
DiscordianTokkan: The Target Kids claim another
Mr_Horrible: all the teens just replying to Adam's tweet with "HAT"
TehAmelie: if you manage to get covered in oil, it makes you vulnerable to fire and possibly resistant to cold and lightning?
Kramburger: Must love Dodge
MilkInBags: last year I learnt blackguard is pronounced 'blagerd'
corianderd: right up the rear
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
princess_intell: oh no teen slang has evolved again
princess_intell: what does hat mean?
Lysander_salamander: hahaahaha
Kramburger: Rob Ford's Sword
twistedsylvan: oh it's Eileen
corianderd: MilkInBags that has always upset me but it's fun to say
MilkInBags: @corianderd I thought my australian friend was making fun of me
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
theymerLoviatar: hello everybody my sleep schedule randomly evaporated so time to pull an allnighter with the otaku squad
twistedsylvan: Monty Python time!
RandomTrivia: @MilkInBags @corianderd It's from the same school of thought that brought you "bo'sun" for boatswain. Sailors were super lazy about words apparently
princess_intell: hi cori
Mollylele: power squat
heartofgoldfish: "i feel like i've been deceived, all these items suck" - all the ringbearers
twistedsylvan: someone get the coconuts!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLUL
jacqui_lantern234: @MilkInBags por que no los dos? :p
Lysander_salamander: Torry Power Stance
TehAmelie: the power of Harley-Davidson underwear
princess_intell: storm crow
Mr_Horrible: @princess_intell I don't remember the original context, but it was a comeback to someone wearing a hat they were insecure about, an illustration of teens' ability to immediately pinpoint the thing to mock someone for that will cause the most damage
MilkInBags: this wurm will instant die to lightning in the water
BloodnBullets: quick! walk without rhythm!
TacitusVigil: The only bird that should have knives is Big Bird, for obvious reasons that need not be said.
corianderd: this is gonna be so fun
Sogheim: let them fight
Excalibur_1867_: monkaS Lava boi
twistedsylvan: @BloodnBullets underrated joke, well done
JinaMahavira: 1 is not 0
princess_intell: @Mr_Horrible teens are the worst LUL
shendaras: Sturdy
KeytarCat: Sturdy
MilkInBags: Adam is a Pro Gamer
Seth_Erickson: he levelled up health one time
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
micalovits: I remember something about 1 point of vigor last week
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TehAmelie: does anyone have any lightning damage, that's the question
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
YeetTheRich_: vigor issue
jacqui_lantern234: @corianderd YOURE FUN
Kramburger: Dilf Bifferent
Mr_Horrible: Dilt Bifferent, Attorney At Law
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
princess_intell: noted Pro Gamer Adam Savidan
DiscordianTokkan: Dilf Biffrent, attorney at law
Mollylele: "and now we go to Dilt Bifferent with sports!"
Bugberry: I'm dilf indifferent
saucemaster5000: dilfbert
Mr_Horrible: oh *that's* upsetting LUL
Darleysam: excuse me, my name is also Dilt
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betweenmyself: He was standing in water. All resists aside from Lightning are maxed in ankle deep water riffYeti
Applecrisp: i'm totally going so fast, aw fuck!
Kramburger: Dilf Bifferent and their paralegal, Stab Manthrust
MilkInBags: because it used to be a human
shendaras: That's what happens to you when you use too many dragon hearts.
NightValien28: to defend itself
corianderd: @Kramburger i agree
Mr_Horrible: don't chow down on dragons, kids
Lysander_salamander: the old Fafnir effect
princess_intell: this is why you don't do drugs kids
Vanbael: your future is that, and it looks like it sucks
A_Dub888: !findquote sword
LRRbot: Quote #8303: "I just wish my sword was as long as hers." —Nelson [2022-11-03]
thraximore: Viscerals
iSmartMan1: I see no downside to this
twistedsylvan: Remember, winners don't do Dragon Hearts
princess_intell: the choice is yours
MilkInBags: Paul, if something looks dumb in a dark souls game, the explanation is even dumber!
Vanbael: !findquote dragon
LRRbot: Quote #5732: "I was only ever truly happy when I was on the dragon." —James [2019-01-17]
matthaus_c: big mamma jamma is the technical term
Kramburger: Paul once you find out the in-universe for it's sword you will be ashamed if your words and deeds
KeytarCat: I thought they used "Critical"
Bugberry: There's a salamander in the snow area that has the same name that an item description refers to a Giant hero.
Darleysam: I mean, why not some other human artifact instead, like a spoon or a mobile phone
Mr_Horrible: I believe they are referred to as "Skill Issue"
corianderd: omg
TehAmelie: i think it's criticals. don't weapons show a critical multiplier stat?
princess_intell: isn't everything a fuck-off-big-hit in eldersoulsborn
Bugberry: Implying that Giant hero ate dragon hearts until it became a dragon himself
matthaus_c: Criticals are a more Umbrella turm that also includes backstabs and ripostes
twistedsylvan: also, why is this Magma Wyrm just hanging out? And not in a boss arena, with a health bar and all that?
matthaus_c: *term
MilkInBags: @twistedsylvan randomizer
thraximore: "Nice job. You've made me use 10% of my power!" -Dragon Wyrm
princess_intell: @Bugberry so it *might* be a giant
corianderd: if it were me i would not roll into the magma
RandomTrivia: F
Bugberry: @twistedsylvan The unmodded game also has magma wyrms out and about without a special bar.
MilkInBags: if it were me I would simply rivers of skill it dead
twistedsylvan: @MilkInBags right, but this is just a world enemy right? Or did it replace a miniboss or something?
Applecrisp: maybe the dragon guarding the school key?
thraximore: oh shite
MilkInBags: @twistedsylvan there is a normal enemy magma wurm somewhere in elden ring I believe, without a boss bar
micalovits: Sure how that works
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
DigitalSeahorse: Jeff and Geoff
twistedsylvan: @Bugberry really? All the one's I've seen so far were the special boss ones I guess
Lysander_salamander: that attack is so awesome
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Fanklok: Elden Ring viscerals are called critical strikes
BrowneePoints: Becomes a Steam Breath
Vanbael: sir, that is some serious indigestion, especially if your vomiting magma
betweenmyself: Shoot him with lightning riffYeti
raulghoulia: never heard of a dragon getting trench foot
Mr_Horrible: His doctor said it's bad for his shins, but that's about it
Bugberry: I think you take less damage from fire while wet.
Darleysam: do his lightning resistances also go down?
DigitalSeahorse: does water slow down the players?
blip2004: except for the wyrm in the ice river
mtvcdm: When your tummy is full of molten rock of course you're going to be grouchy.
BrowneePoints: yea they're usually in small arenas like Calderas Paul
Lysander_salamander: yay
laikagoat: fionClap fionClap fionClap fionClap
Vanbael: nice
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown lrrHORN FBtouchdown lrrHORN FBtouchdown
CptMurphey: never didn't have it
twistedsylvan: CLAP
DigitalSeahorse: or make the stamina go down faster
Outis_190: dino braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
saucemaster5000: everyone did it! And Adam was there too
paronomasiac042: brrbrrbrr
the_walking: jlrrPeakslit jlrrPeakslit jlrrPeakslit
PharaohBender27: Uh oh
Lysander_salamander: oh no
Pharmacistjudge: yeah and?
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
MilkInBags: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: MedMD
Lysander_salamander: ew
princess_intell: it's cancer
RandomTrivia: EW
TacitusVigil: According to the internet, it's Lupis.
laikagoat: fionVoid fionVoid
AllTheWeasels: Wheeler plz
AllTheWeasels: LMAO
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Lysander_salamander: get the grace!
Vanbael: YASS
JarofGoats: oh god why
twistedsylvan: OH NO
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Place the cookie where it goes.
blip2004: temple ward
Kramburger: Es2s
MilkInBags: also where is the nearest bong
Bugberry: I hate this boss fight. The only crucible knights I never beat.
LurkerSpine: I know it's a joke, butfor clarity, that is not at all healthy and you should see a doctor immediately.
aitsu100: restack the sunny d
TehAmelie: the dragon turned into two dragon knights?
MilkInBags: boss randomizer
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Kramburger: GET HIM ADAM
A_Dub888: Pail
MilkInBags: better grill paul
Mr_Horrible: "Are you still looking for answers where there are only questions?"
twistedsylvan: @LurkerSpine on that note, really, see a doctor if your poop is any color other than brown. ESPECIALLY if it's white-ish
betweenmyself: Pall! Pawl! Pahl!
princess_intell: sure antagonize the guy on tech LUL
KBKarma: Oh hey, Adam's in the Rhythm Cafe.
asthanius: Perry the Shield?!
Kramburger: All you can upgrade is stranse?
jacqui_lantern234: Perry The PlatiShield?!
corianderd: could use two shields
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyEmpty
SymphonicLolita: no pants is such a menacing look
saucemaster5000: could use two shield and have a third to swap to and catch them off guard
princess_intell: elden ring boss fight in-cor-por-ated!
Lysander_salamander: rendering those water physics I guess
KBKarma: @corianderd Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
princess_intell: aye-gent shield!!!
Lysander_salamander: dual weilding bow and ballista. Nice
Mr_Horrible: oh hey, it's the Piecemaker
TehAmelie: i once had a bug that made this particular area unplayable because of some particle effects. . .
Kazman20a: I prefer the Jar Cannon to it
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyGun arrow gun
Kramburger: Now you just have to trick Adam into bowing to you
jacqui_lantern234: hey @corianderd reminder that youre great and that you bring joy to my life!!! <3
KBKarma: Wow. Alex is just all the range. Heavy Bowgun and Bow!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
KBKarma: Bye Alex!
shendaras: It could be anything, even river of skill
saucemaster5000: wow Adam's christmas sound rough let him stick to sleepovers
DigitalSeahorse: nice bowl cut
corianderd: right hand: stabbing shield for bleed procs. left hand: parry shield for parry
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Miyazaki, what was everyone's favorite announcement from the Game Awards
DEATHlikescats: Hand ballista, not seen since the night watch in pratchett’s discworld
BrowneePoints: No that was Marvel Snap Graham @LoadingReadyRun
frozenphoenix7: Hey, they said they removed the bots
corianderd: @jacqui_lantern234 thanks hexi
princess_intell: according to my opponent, me drawing a forest on the play is the most broken thing to ever happen to magic ever
BrowneePoints: Yea with people you hate
PMAvers: Genshin: Honestly way better than the new WoW expansion.
EvilBadman: yeah snap won Mobile game which will annoy Wheeler in a different way
BrowneePoints: Genshin: Shittiest game on the market today
KBKarma: In the distance, Alex is just murdering random mooks.
DEATHlikescats: Santa’s the monster under the bed?!
shendaras: That's what those advent calendars are for. They track how long before you can kick Santa out of your house.
Mr_Horrible: @princess_intell just as Richard Garfield intended
midichlorianuser: Santa's Surprise Sleepovers
Mr_Horrible: the insect wing sword?
Mr_Horrible: or some kinda insect-wing weapon
PMAvers: Genshin: Still a way better card game than Arena.
MadWolf1290: good Mr. and Mrs. Smith reference
thraximore: @princess_intell basically a mox emerald, elitist
Mr_Horrible: but can you stump the jomp?
KBKarma: Still a way better card game than Artefact.
princess_intell: yes, i can use it to play one whole adventerous impulse
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Knights that say ni
princess_intell: and then next turn, i can use it and a plains to cast a disenchant
Lysander_salamander: wow
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
shendaras: One was enough
midichlorianuser: wow
Lysander_salamander: one-shotting them
KBKarma: Adam just *melts*
YeetTheRich_: lrrFINE
asthanius: Hm
lackingsanity: boop
Vanbael: just bodied
Mr_Horrible: they're being crucibled
Excalibur_1867_: monkaS
corianderd: sadly jump the stomp never took off
TehAmelie: course you could easily generate infinite souls for everyone with save file copy pasting. but that would be wrong
Mr_Horrible: "I respect them now" - Adam 2022
micalovits: God damnit Adam
MilkInBags: stealing is wrong, respect the 2v2
betweenmyself: Good thing the second didn’t aggro…. riffYeti
KBKarma: Run, ranger!
princess_intell: adam has really good aim
BrowneePoints: @corianderd turns out playing Garbage Can Drums with jump ropes is really hard
Outis_190: promise, Graham?
Kramburger: Jeff Bezos got excommunicated from his marriage too
corianderd: @BrowneePoints perfect
princess_intell: all i'm picturing now is Step Jump 2 The Stomp
midichlorianuser: Alex with the artillery support
twistedsylvan: "Jeff Bezon got excommunicated" - about fucking time
KBKarma: Dey's flappy bois!
MilkInBags: Adam is a gamer
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
KBKarma: Godsdamn it Graham!
BrowneePoints: memes and 2 decades of internet jokes aside, I got to see Stomp once and it WAS a fun show
princess_intell: adam is a PRO gamer, thank you very much LUL
corianderd: @BrowneePoints and now im jealous
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Kramburger: OOOOOh
Timagio: Got got
princess_intell: stomp is still playing off broadway i think
corianderd: the only stomp i ever seen was these crucible knights
BlandSpice: Seamless is a little weird about showing the boss healthbar sometimes
KBKarma: Wow. Alex is doing *business*.
princess_intell: @corianderd gottem
BrowneePoints: @corianderd Yea! It was part of Upward Bound (school program to help low income or at risk kids get to college) back in high school. like 06 or 07 I think
KBKarma: You guys pull aggro, and Alex DPS.
Outis_190: Dilf Bifferent
Timagio: Clutch or kick adam
Fanklok: Dilt Bifferent sounds like Dilbert's cousin no one likes to talk about
lamina5432: the boss health not appearing sometimes happened in the unmodded game
Timagio: Kick it is
MilkInBags: Built different (dead)
Lysander_salamander: Good try
Lysander_salamander: It was very close
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Bearudite: Alex mvp
Mr_Horrible: betrayed by the jumping attack sofieTears
thegitrogsquirrel: Adam why didn't you do it?
saucemaster5000: quit being lucy and swiping the football just as Adam tried to kick it
KBKarma: Youse should rest and get rid of Rot.
BrowneePoints: This reminds me so much of the Elden Ring one-shot Critical Role did
Lysander_salamander: ew
SnackPak_: tasty
twistedsylvan: @BrowneePoints horse stacking when
corianderd: so its fine then
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
SymphonicLolita: delicious hair
DandyGeek: strategy is overrated :)
Outis_190: Immediately thought chat was getting in trouble for something
DigitalSeahorse: dog has hairball
KBKarma: Does Ben have a cat? I hope the answer to that is yes...
BrowneePoints: The horse stacking moment from the CR Elden Ring one shot had me cry
TehAmelie: the candelabra on a stick guy?
princess_intell: piglet is so cute
betweenmyself: Fellow Tarnished!?! My bad, I’m an Ashen One… I’ll show myself the way out. riffYeti
raulghoulia: believe in the me that believes in you
saucemaster5000: we don't die, we we multiply
MilkInBags: LUL
Mollylele: adam why
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
MilkInBags: I love that energy Adam
princess_intell: lagann has aged like fine wine
JarofGoats: what
BrowneePoints: They have Raisoacas
Mollylele: ✳ 🍇
thraximore: @BrowneePoints umbral4Suffer
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
baskwalla: No, they ARE a$$holes
dihaltus: I have notes
El_Funko: How can I attend these butthole meetings
KBKarma: Where the stems used to connect.
tacocat64_: Is it just me or is Adam quiet?
Bearudite: congraturasins
jacqui_lantern234: WTF ADAM?!?!
baronsamedi23: delthe3TATARU joltyaNice delthe3TW3RK
thegitrogsquirrel: Colorado
betweenmyself: They’re already so puckered, what would they do of they got scared? pennyWhat
KBKarma: Patently, they *can* get hit. They just really *shouldn't*.
corianderd: alex mvp
laikagoat: edeeote
Seth_Erickson: jinkies scoop you're annihilating them
princess_intell: souls games: try not tp get hit
JarofGoats: Alex just nailing it RIGHT in the face
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: honk shoe honk shoe
laikagoat: fionZzz
twistedsylvan: If it were me, I simply would not have tried to fight a 1 v 4
TehAmelie: divide and conquer, dang
BrowneePoints: Cuz you wanna know if the California Raisins have Graping Assholes Adam
Outis_190: again, promise?
KBKarma: It's certainly doing damage.
Outis_190: promise Jeff Bezos is getting beat up?
heartofgoldfish: am i the only one who wondered why andrew's pronouns are Bezos
princess_intell: why does the seamless, the largest fighter, not simply eat the other 4?
BrowneePoints: I heard in the UK they let the California Raisins show Saltanus
theymerLoviatar: Did you bring enough licorice for the whole chat, Andrew?
KBKarma: Alex, playing the HBG,.
thraximore: uh
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
Mr_Horrible: this knight is fighting some demons
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
jacqui_lantern234: fly hax!!!
corianderd: he's learned to dodge!
Kramburger: That's unfortnite
Twilight_Spark: StinkyCheese
twistedsylvan: attacks so scary you turn into Tim Allen
KeytarCat: Just sandbag Alex in cold blood
midichlorianuser: Just gotta keep dodging until Alex kills it
Vanbael: I'm afraid where the lobsters will spawn
KBKarma: Protect the DPS!
corianderd: tos
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
saucemaster5000: perfect
lackingsanity: bad trade
Mr_Horrible: the mutual KO
YeetTheRich_: photo finish
DigitalSeahorse: katesRaid
WiJohn: Goodjob Wheeler!
asthanius: Good trade
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Outis_190: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRaid
DigitalSeahorse: aww dang my plague doctors expired
TehAmelie: now you can just buy upgrades to, i wanna say +3?
DigitalSeahorse: I should make my own plague doc
lamina5432: maybe northern castle
BrowneePoints: This ain't a Necromocracy
KBKarma: Good show.
Outis_190: Dead Suffrage!!!
saucemaster5000: Time to fight for dead voter's rights
RandomTrivia: I wonder if that could be parlayed into some imitation of a zombie-hover...
BrowneePoints: WOAH Erdtree Bow?
corianderd: Evan Gaol
Kramburger: Neon Genesis Evergaol
BrowneePoints: oh no it's the Greatbow not the regular Erdtree Bow
saucemaster5000: I love using the penal system for experiments
twistedsylvan: cycle your fluids!
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
dihaltus: wasn't that a thing? the Stanford experiment or whatever
LordZarano: I can't believe it's only been an hour! So much happened!
TehAmelie: the Stanford prison experiment, famous mostly for how discredited it's been?
twistedsylvan: @dihaltus the Stanford Prison Experiment?
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betweenmyself: Oh, apparently the guy behind FTX has been arrested in the Bahamas, probably to be extradited to the US
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPeek katesADS katesADS
Mollylele: look up Philip Zimbardo, the guy who devised that experiment, and tell me he's not a batman villain
dihaltus: bond villain maybe,?
Outis_190: @dihaltus kinda? Stanford prison experiment was "what happens if we put college students in a mock prison, and give one group total control over the other with no oversight?" It didn't end well
northos: he looks like he played The Master for 1 season of Doctor Who in the 70s
saucemaster5000: Isn't Zimbardo the noise Adam West's Batman makes when he punches something?
Outis_190: *IIRC
mtvcdm: I think if you wear a cape and top hat and wave your arms and yell ZIMBARDO! you can make an elephant disappear
Mollylele: now you see it now you zimbarDON'T 🐘
dihaltus: only if you look like a dc villain though
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Outis_190: i think i spoke with a demon named Zimbardo last time i used a ouija board
Mollylele: did he tell you to round up a bunch of college boys & let them play toy soldiers?
saucemaster5000: Zimbardo once turned a kid into Tom Hanks
Outis_190: no, no, Zimbardo was the talking lemur with the Krat brothers
dihaltus: @mollylele it wasnt a lbj demon lol
DigitalSeahorse: grapes and pistachio together, weird but meh
Lysander_salamander: nice
baskwalla: Kris Kros'l make ya
SnackPak_: pack it up, pack it in
DEATHlikescats: Well done all!
Mollylele: 🆙
Violet__Violence: OH NO
notthepenguins: oh
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
kusinohki: I might remember "the great zimbardo" act from the muppet show...
mtvcdm: Man, you know what I got a hankering for right now, a nice hot dish of potatoes Zimbardo
jacqui_lantern234: who's Carrie Anne Night?! :p
Violet__Violence: yeah this fight can be brutal
Seth_Erickson: there are 2 total
northos: one outside Leyndell, one in Farum Azula
Kazman20a: there are two in the base game
Mollylele: ⚡ 🔥 ⚡
midichlorianuser: There's 2
notthepenguins: there's an overworld one in farum azula
Violet__Violence: WOMP WOMP
BrowneePoints: SNIPED
mtvcdm: Just get rekt
theamc2000: So what if it a phase, I enjoy it
Lysander_salamander: wow
Seth_Erickson: One in front of the Capital and one in front of Maliketh's boss arena
SaxPython: L
shendaras: Enter Leyndell and then in farum
notthepenguins: which means it can theoretically spawn in place of any normal enemy
asthanius: Karma
Bugberry: There's one in front of the capital and one in Farum Azula
Lysander_salamander: oh right, the evergaol has weird rules
notthepenguins: (depending on settings)
BrowneePoints: Speaking of which Rise comes to PC soon!
corianderd: i kinda wish that guy yelled his attacks. like "Dragon Lightning!" or "Horse Fire!"
saucemaster5000: They thought you'd block it or dodge it or something
noSmokeFire: the jeffs have been locked in the ever gaol
BrowneePoints: and if yall have never decided to try MonHun yet, Rise is a great game to try!
Mr_Horrible: oh I *am* believe me
BjjBrain: they respond to the one who's built different
Cavemanhar: @BrowneePoints rise done been out for pc
BrowneePoints: ope must be Dawnbreak then
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Excalibur_1867_: Rise is coming to gamepass tho so thats awesome
mtvcdm: !crossover
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saucemaster5000: yeah hear that tree sentinel? Protect Adam
corianderd: Horse Fire!
BrowneePoints: Yea, win the most deaths award
saucemaster5000: Adam is RE4 ashley
Outis_190: "Oh, thats what happens when your commander dies?"
Lysander_salamander: surprised nobody's respec'ed to a healer or wizard
shurtal: Adam's an Escort, got it
Ilyusion: Wheeler trying to find that game over screen
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Cavemanhar: @BrowneePoints sunbreak dlc has also been out for a bit for pc
Violet__Violence: simply don't get killed by the boss 4head
dihaltus: escort quest would be a sweet video game name
Lysander_salamander: yay
notthepenguins: i so expected him to get pancaked
tehfewl: free pot
BrowneePoints: @Cavemanhar as someone else said it's coming to GamePass that's the thing
Bugberry: that pot is cracked in half
Spades_Slicc: Crack and Pot?!?
theymerLoviatar: @dihaltus in it you go on a road trip in a Ford Escort
saucemaster5000: holy shit you got that here??? alays lucky
thegitrogsquirrel: this is a game for babies
Cavemanhar: @BrowneePoints ahh ok
Mr_Horrible: idk that reward is a little g-lazy Kappa
notthepenguins: i expected you to TAKE A FALL for the COMEDY adam jeez
Dog_of_Myth: Yay for Waffle House
dihaltus: @theymerloviatar mmm leisure suit Larry style
notthepenguins: no dedication to the bit
CaptainSpam: I just noticed Adam took over the Rhythm Cafe for this stream. That'll teach 'em! Kappa
Loonatic93: D.J. Kalid!
saucemaster5000: a
RavingPenguin: Ants just do killer acid damage
theymerLoviatar: does Adam have a hairball
mtvcdm: @CaptainSpam Wait, is this where Melody was escaping to?
Lysander_salamander: what
SymphonicLolita: o r b
noa2828: ORB
Lysander_salamander: what is that thing?
DigitalSeahorse: baller
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCIRCLE
Outis_190: O R B
tehfewl: O R B
DigitalSeahorse: ORB
AllTheWeasels: LUL
Violet__Violence: WELP
RavingPenguin: Speaking of dies to everything
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
saucemaster5000: hey watch out there's a gargoyle
TetraRay: dies to everything
BrowneePoints: Shanked by a Gargoyle
theymerLoviatar: Wheeler don't call Adam a thing!
Lysander_salamander: Those horrible little gremlins
Ilyusion: Dies to everything you say
BrowneePoints: err Imp?
Kramburger: Impn' ain't easy
noa2828: RIP Adam, He Died of Ligma the Goblin
saucemaster5000: in the game or?
midichlorianuser: "Now's my chance" That Imp
Lysander_salamander: I forgot there was cooking
BrowneePoints: I'd watch an Alex cooking stream. He'd probably grill a steak with a ancient Chinese War flamethrower
Mollylele: Jeffia Childs
MilkInBags: the GOTY does suck
sgowell: It’s a little gnome
saucemaster5000: 200 hours of staring at a wall please
Outis_190: 2020's Genshin Impact for GOTY 2022
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
MilkInBags: LUL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
BrowneePoints: You're not wrong
HorusFive: Cutting commentary from Wheeler
Strebenherz: HEY NOW
Mollylele: wait I thought Skyrim was Skyrim for sad people
josh___something: It's true
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
YeetTheRich_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
baronsamedi23: it's if wales was not part of the UK
Strebenherz: xD
Lysander_salamander: yeah I can see your perspective
korvys: Suck it, Todd
YeetTheRich_: better or worse than tetris?
Mollylele: thanks for your lukewarm take, dads
matthaus_c: oh Skyrim is head and shoulders above Tetris
Strebenherz: So Elder scrolls Arena or nothing am I right
BrowneePoints: So Among us Hide and Seek CTS when?
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 Correct Skyrim Take
matthaus_c: Tetris is the worst game ever made
RayFK: He says shit like that and I want to play Among Us again
Dastar512: **hits buzzer** emergency meeting
RayFK: Graham get on that
aitsu100: at least this game can program a horse
BrowneePoints: @RayFK That Hide and Seek mode though
Lysander_salamander: lewd
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Nuurgle: right in the Amongussy
DigitalSeahorse: Tetris is RAD voxlunGeiger voxlunRad
RayFK: @Nuurgle NO
MilkInBags: LUL
Strebenherz: Sussy Shrek?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
BrowneePoints: Brought to you by Papa Nuurgle
SymphonicLolita: Amoongus
DigitalSeahorse: brb
BrowneePoints: Foonguss and Amoongus
Lordofironstorm: Amoongus
Loonatic93: So I am actually excited for Tekken 8! Jun is finally returning after so damn long!
Seth_Erickson: Amoongus is real
Lysander_salamander: As in "A fungus amongus"
josh___something: Amoongus
tehfewl: can you pet the dog?
Outis_190: @lysander_salamander hi level wordplay here
RayFK: Ben trying to keep this clowncar on track
theymerLoviatar: @tehfewl you can now in Among Us
neebusjeebus: amoonguss
noSmokeFire: the invisible horse is my favorite thing
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DigitalSeahorse: katesADS had to refresh
neebusjeebus: where is jebra horse?
BrowneePoints: looking at the state of things Adam, no
RayFK: It's called a Kienzan jesus wheeler
shendaras: Yeah, krillan's attack..
BrowneePoints: adam's making Bundt Cake
DigitalSeahorse: katesPosh good hat
baskwalla: Can you put chocolate in that bowl?
Sogheim: "tortilla hats"?
Outis_190: cuphead
DigitalSeahorse: a sombraro
HorusFive: Adam, beating up on babies again
Seth_Erickson: it's a key to another item PogChamp
notthepenguins: I missed when it got explained; how did they get the Seamless update when it's not posted yet?
BrowneePoints: A Painting of Dorian 50 Shades of Gray
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BrowneePoints: @notthepenguins reverted patch for the game
notthepenguins: aaah gotcha BrowneePoints
theymerLoviatar: heheheheh Wheeler said butt ass
epsilon_vee: a red mist
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_TK lrrADAM_TK lrrADAM_TK
DigitalSeahorse: twitch pls stop buffing
Mr_Horrible: G helpful as always
theamc2000: Who are the two people on the Adam’s Gameplay Bar?
Darleysam: aaaaand arteria leaf
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Poise, how about that Ballet Grappler getting but in Street Fighter
BrowneePoints: put*
MilkInBags: let's ride to a better game Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: myself, Graham and Ben
raulghoulia: emergent gameplay
HorusFive: The content we crave
RemoraVox: puppies!
Seth_Erickson: alexander NotLikeThis
Bugberry: So that's where Alexander went
JarofGoats: Oh boy road quest 2
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Seth_Erickson: different item Wheeler
Bugberry: It was a funeral caravan for a fallen warrior
RavingPenguin: Innards you give to the lil jar
Seth_Erickson: it's the key item you get from Alexander
YeetTheRich_: woo hoo
DigitalSeahorse: Racecars Lasers Aeroplanes
RemoraVox: Duck!..... WHOO HOO
DigitalSeahorse: it's a duckblur
BrowneePoints: Adam, you can't call Tall Dommes Yetis
DigitalSeahorse: DUCK woo woo
mollyjames_: You should try out the neutral setting at some point. It's... fun.
Ilyusion: No survivors
Mr_Horrible: no witnesses
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HorusFive: They're a matched set. Not killing the other would be cruel
saucemaster5000: It's adam's birthday you have to do what he says
gibbousm: !uptime
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Flailmorpho_: hi alex!
RemoraVox: what primary stat/build is everyone?
Mollylele: !updog
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BrowneePoints: Even Worse Paul, they're the Indigenous folks OF the Lands Between
Bugberry: The giants literally are victims. They helped overthrow the giants then got turned into slaves.
BrowneePoints: and the Royal Family etc basically enslaved or killed them
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
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saucemaster5000: the albinaurics had it coming
Ilyusion: OCELOT!
Seth_Erickson: Where are you hiding!
TehAmelie: here comes the double crosser!
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu oscelot?
MilkInBags: beaucoup polearms
Lysander_salamander: everyone looks amazing
RemoraVox: squad
DigitalSeahorse: ocelot*
Kramburger: Adam is a Ligma Male
notthepenguins: tbf the trolls with the royals seem to have more agency
notthepenguins: but yeah things did not work out well for them
RemoraVox: i was just here yesterday
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Lysander_salamander: amazing
DiscordianTokkan: Yoquiro Taco HELL
Bugberry: I wonder how the secret Larval Tear enemies are effected by the mod.
RemoraVox: elden ring but with mario 64 soundfont
Sogheim: what kind of abyssal Clifford is that?
BrowneePoints: Nah the Omens in the capital were also treated like crap @notthepenguins
DigitalSeahorse: paleoBeak
DigitalSeahorse: paleoTheroRear3 paleoTheroBary
Twilight_Spark: You were so busy asking where is everybody, you never stopped to ask *why* is everybody?
Nuurgle: it's Adam's LoL streams all over again
DigitalSeahorse: paleoBronto
notthepenguins: @BrowneePoints the omens aren't the trolls
notthepenguins: the "giants" walking around are trolls
Seth_Erickson: Iji!
NewtyNewts: Dang it, I knew I was late! What have I missed so far?
notthepenguins: omens are omens
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
notthepenguins: iji's a troll
BrowneePoints: @notthepenguins ope yep yea my brain did the thing
saucemaster5000: Iji imprisoned my husbando, can never forgive them
Lysander_salamander: wow
notthepenguins: aint that a mood @BrowneePoints
princess_intell: oh no, something terrible has just happened to my street cred
notthepenguins: @saucemaster5000 he did it because he didnt want his friend to go nuts!
TehAmelie: oh yeah, the illusory floor. i'd never have even guessed to look for that if not for the internet
saucemaster5000: @notthepenguins allegedly!
Seth_Erickson: you could go to roundtable adam you did get the bell bearing with the stones you need
princess_intell: in elden ring "i don't know" means "yes"
notthepenguins: I mean, to all appearances it did actually happen if you let blaidd out
Seth_Erickson: no this is the underground royal revenant isn't it?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: evening folks
notthepenguins: oh no
princess_intell: hey GCU
saucemaster5000: maybe it was a coincidence and Blaidd was just angry that day
Lysander_salamander: tiny room
shendaras: Little early, but sure.
NotCainNorAbel: now she can't run away from us
SymphonicLolita: lrrFINE
princess_intell: it's a loretta party and EVERYONE'S invited!!
Ilyusion: Just don't get hit
Ilyusion: EZ
HorusFive: Right in the horse butt
notthepenguins: I will love them BOTH @saucemaster5000 they deserve it
Lysander_salamander: Have they encountered Malenia yet?
nkcola: just wait for phase 2
notthepenguins: not seluvis tho dude can go to hell
micalovits: Yea, just don't get shot Adam
princess_intell: do ghosts dream of undead sheep?
TehAmelie: have you ever seen a horse stagger?
rosesmcgee: it's a dressage horse
notthepenguins: horse does dressage
raulghoulia: she's got style she's got Grace. She's a winner
saucemaster5000: seluvis can watch if he pays
princess_intell: she is beauty, she is grace, she will destroy your ass and face
Kramburger: Mensa Beam?
Lysander_salamander: :D
MilkInBags: Adam, when an enemy charges an attack, you can use the dodge button to take no damage. No problem!
Spades_Slicc: @princess_intell She will? 😳😳
princess_intell: *she will power up and destroy your face
Easilycrazyhat: Souls are for winners
BrowneePoints: From what we know, the Two Fingers made it so if an Empyerean Vessel like Marika or Ranni turned against them their Shadow (Maliketh and Blaidd) would go nuts and hunt them down
princess_intell: @Spades_Slicc i realized my error as soon as i saw it in print
MilkInBags: LUL
princess_intell: 3k souls? in this economy????
notthepenguins: tbf @BrowneePoints Maliketh demonstrably didn't
notthepenguins: so it's more complicated than that
Easilycrazyhat: Priceless treasures you say!?
notthepenguins: but they did have good reason to think Blaidd would
BrowneePoints: @notthepenguins Marika's situation is also more complicated than Ranni's
notthepenguins: against his will
notthepenguins: yeah
Lysander_salamander: Gaspatcho
DiscordianTokkan: lol
RemoraVox: gimmighoul! ay yo!
MilkInBags: can we talk about raisin ass again
TehAmelie: third base?
Seth_Erickson: also we don't meet any of them but presumably the other empyreans had shadows as well, Miquella and Malenia, Radahn, and such
princess_intell: chat i have remembered something that will ruin my street cred
princess_intell: wait never mind
notthepenguins: Radahn wasn't empyrean afaict
BrowneePoints: From what we know She literally got split in Half by the Elden Beast when she first started expressing doubt to its' benevolence to both weaken her and have a subservient Vessel
notthepenguins: not all the demigods were Empyreans
DiscordianTokkan: "Slow down." *CHOMP*
notthepenguins: that's... a leap BrowneePoints
korvys: Everyone's real punchy tonight
Driosenth: Graham and Ben now know the pain of twitchchat trying to give directions
princess_intell: is there anything in elden ring that *doesn't* want to bunch
notthepenguins: It's possible but we still have no explanation for how and why the split happened
BrowneePoints: the only Empyreans we know of are Ranni, Malenia and Marika I believe
princess_intell: *punch you
MilkInBags: post manuts
notthepenguins: Also Miquella
DiscordianTokkan: lol
notthepenguins: and the Gloam-Eyed Queen
Seth_Erickson: Miquella is an empyrean as well
Easilycrazyhat: Who?
BrowneePoints: It's implied Miquella is an Empyrean as well yea
Kramburger: ANDREW WHAT
MilkInBags: wow a guy plays games, incredible
notthepenguins: outright stated actually
Diabore: so, can ben find where malenia is and guide them to her?
notthepenguins: Malenia's gear says it
Seth_Erickson: I hit Diamond 4 in Apex Legends the other day PogChamp
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I keep mishearing "Site of Grace" as "Side of Grace" like "yeah uhhhhhh...can I get a side of grace with that"
shendaras: You have the bell bearing fwiw.
DigitalSeahorse: bufffer vicksyEmpty
Seth_Erickson: you have the bell bearing you need for 1-3's
princess_intell: i just found a SUPER embarrasing anime music playlist i made in high school
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
Lysander_salamander: what the
Ilyusion: Get on the table!
Lysander_salamander: why is this guy here?
DrAegirinePyrope: Ensha the Dung Eater
saucemaster5000: oving the godskin armor here
A_Dub888: lrrFINE
notthepenguins: you are gettin him with the footsies
TehAmelie: probably only gonna take like 30 attacks
Lysander_salamander: aw
AllTheWeasels: LMAO
TehAmelie: ooh i was off
micalovits: F
Ilyusion: Wow...
notthepenguins: Ensha always invades at a certain point
DandyGeek: normally this invasion happens after you get one of the two haligtree medallion halves
MilkInBags: I'm a genius. Oh no!
baronsamedi23: hubris
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
princess_intell: u ded
Strebenherz: SPEAKING of blood loss
laikagoat: wheelerHub
notthepenguins: it's just Ensha in Godskin Noble clothes
Ilyusion: Highlight real
Easilycrazyhat: Fant TASTIC
RemoraVox: HOISTED
quillilian: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
noSmokeFire: the hurbis...
frozenphoenix7: Highlight that
GhostValv: benginO7
Kramburger: Someone forgot that they're minus on block
lackingsanity: LMAOOOOOO
baronsamedi23: joltyaNice joltyaNice joltyaNice joltyaNice joltyaNice joltyaNice
saucemaster5000: sometimes the universe works as intended
BrowneePoints: There you go. and yea it's not much of a leap. It's implied because Radagon didn't show up until after the stuff with Hoarah Loux and Marika took a long hard look at what the Greater Will was having her do and started taking some strides against it @notthepenguins
MilkInBags: 😬
Strebenherz: !hubris
twistedsylvan: "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"
Strebenherz: !findquote hubris
LRRbot: Quote #7187: "It's only hubris if you get punished by it chat, this is just master deckbuilding." —Benjamin Wheeler [2020-09-14]
princess_intell: hubris
sorrow_of_aria: Woshige popoff
Mr_Horrible: I think you've gotten clapped literally *every* time you've talked yourself up, Adam LUL
MilkInBags: Cheers, Adam
thegitrogsquirrel: FBtouchdown
RemoraVox: "oh word???" - the game
Loonatic93: Rud?
MilkInBags: "WHAAAAA" -Wadam (like Waluigi)
princess_intell: h u b r i s
frogomb: Rudy was offside
shendaras: I see they were hiding some of their abilities that first fight.
micalovits: He heard you talking shit
notthepenguins: The timeline relationship there is very unclear @BrowneePoints , and suggests otherwise. Godfrey did conquest down south before being sent away, which would have required going through Liurnia, which was dealt with by Radagon.
saucemaster5000: compliment liurnia nicely and give it cake
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
northos: FBtouchdown
Sogheim: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
Kramburger: seabatNogood
BrowneePoints: Fortisax!?
notthepenguins: Even if it were the case, though, 'the Elden Beast did it' doesn't have any particular backing; not impossible, but not anything we can confirm
asthanius: wheelerBanana
MilkInBags: remembrance of fortisaxophone
Seth_Erickson: we can see what's in the Remembrance of the Dragon Lord
Seth_Erickson: That's Placidusax I think Brownee
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBanana
BrowneePoints: yea Placidusax
Sogheim: have they had to fight my favorite boss, the mystical flying giant elk?
BrowneePoints: look it's not my fault ALL THE DRAGONS HAVE SIMILAR NAMES
Seth_Erickson: They are all very similar LUL
saucemaster5000: unlike the demigods
notthepenguins: they all just end in -sax, they're less similar than the demigods!
Kramburger: Ensha sang orinoko flow
MilkInBags: did they fight platypusax yet
BrowneePoints: @notthepenguins but yea there's a lot of lore hounds that think the Radagon creation was a "immaculate conception" thing from the Greater Will to keep Marika under heel
saucemaster5000: look, when they were naming stuff it was friday and the pub had just opened
Seth_Erickson: They have not run into any of the saxes
notthepenguins: I mean I know people think that @BrowneePoints, but it's pure speculation
matthaus_c: sticky white stuff
Ilyusion: Never heard of it
MilkInBags: retro gamer
Kramburger: Good Joke Streamer
Darleysam: is that a soulsborne?
Lysander_salamander: great
BrowneePoints: Ben, it's called a Phosphorous Polish Citizen
notthepenguins: And it has some big problems with it
sorrow_of_aria: Is that Like King's Field?
6 raiders from KnowingAtom have joined!
Nuurgle: how Demon Souls get pragnant?
Lysander_salamander: Hello raiders
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint ppstick
KnowingAtom: raid
pn55: We don't know these niche indie games.
WiJohn: Hi raiders!
BrowneePoints: @notthepenguins Idk, most of it seems lore compliant
matthaus_c: joke's on you I'm into giant mecha pp sticks
Mr_Horrible: Demons's Souls? Never heard of it. Now King's Field, *that's* a game! lrrBEEJ
notthepenguins: There's a difference between "possible" and "implied or likely" @BrowneePoints
Strebenherz: atom boy ensues
DigitalSeahorse: up and atomic
Kramburger: Don'y you open that trap dor
Lysander_salamander: yay
notthepenguins: And again, as we know Godfrey conquered the stormlord, his conquests ranged past Liurnia
FarleyF: i mean we all die eventually
blip2004: he could also change the weapon arts to arcane
saucemaster5000: demon's souls ruined the perfect track of games that was king's field
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger lrrADAM_TK voxlunGeiger
notthepenguins: So it's very likely that Radagon and Godfrey were around at the same time
Kramburger: Jarburg? I love their cheese
DigitalSeahorse: I like those swapy lillies
notthepenguins: And moreover there's just... no evidence for the causal relationship aside from "radagon like the golden order, marika had doubt"
Lysander_salamander: why
Lysander_salamander: hahahahah
Mr_Horrible: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: NICE
BusTed: Whoa, cool.
DigitalSeahorse: Women talking to jackass forever
BrowneePoints: I've heard Jackass Forever is fun. Never got around to watching it cuz it's only on Paramount or whatever
TehAmelie: +10 polearms don't stand up to dog jaws eh
betweenmyself: Women Talking AND Jackass Forever?… So that mean Steve-O wins twice riffYeti
Mr_Horrible: No favoritism there Kappa
korvys: (it's a movie about Boston)
Loonatic93: It's all MovieBob's fault!
Lysander_salamander: the weird fuzzy tyrannosaur
HorusFive: mattlrAngy
Angreed66: Paul is right
saucemaster5000: yeah, what's all this canine hate?
Mr_Horrible: when you really think about it, you're a hero, Adam
notthepenguins: that place has been a horrible furball on all of my randomizer runs
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6787: "Here's a thought, what if the cup's right?" —Adam [2020-02-25]
raulghoulia: Really loving this Adam and Paul energy
YeetTheRich_: yeah adam why are you made of food
Applecrisp: manor probably just has a lot of kimchi and esports pros
bytecaster: Fair, we do
Mr_Horrible: yes, because we fear Paul more than you
madtycho: paul is usually right, listen to him!
asthanius: You’re a martyr, Adam
Getter404: Imbued is the portals on the hill, right?
Sogheim: Adam, I take your side all the time!
DigitalSeahorse: paleoSCIENCE hunger
TetraRay: when paul is right, paul is right
Pharmacistjudge: I need to find the clip adam say "Paul's had it too good for too long"
corianderd: it sounds exactly like that
Darleysam: yeah come on Otaku Lunch give the dog your body
BrowneePoints: Also, in other nerd stuff. Did y'all see Diego Luna got Nominated for a Golden Globe for Andor?
LordZarano: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
saucemaster5000: I mean that's just good management
betweenmyself: If you don’t shut up, THIS is gonna happen to you! riffHurrHurr
corianderd: you've launched the wrong game wheeler
josh___something: Oh, the bad avatar
Getter404: 5 Na'vi tea bagging a comatose Sully
sirspate: I hope the new one's in 3D
HadesLeprechaun: just ragdolls
saucemaster5000: M. Night Shyamalan's "The way of water" plz
Lysander_salamander: The next movie is called Book of Water. So, extra confusing.
laundreydhull: The avatar from that universe kind of does the same thing
pn55: Avatar, but done by Bethesda
bytecaster: Do you think they are gonna do an Any% speedrun in Avatar 5?
notthepenguins: oh its INCREDIBLY messed up
BrowneePoints: I mean we're getting a Multiplayer Open World Avatar game...so maybe! @LoadingReadyRun
raulghoulia: Jake Sully riding Appa
notthepenguins: and then they stuck their brain-dick in the soul-tree
TehAmelie: they call them dream walkers so i guess they have philosophically grasped it
bytecaster: I have heard Avatar 6 is gonna be glitchless
HorusFive: Would 10000% not make me like you more
corianderd: what if it's like Cats and you can see the shoes under the feet sometimes
j4af: How'd you guys get the Seamless mod to work?
laundreydhull: so like, before severance was cool. but I don't even know what 'Severance' is.
BrowneePoints: Reverted patch @j4af
j4af: @BrowneePoints How do you do that
BrowneePoints: I actually really hope the Avatar Open World game is good. cuz that could be really good
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh, my favorite. Time for HANDS
TehAmelie: today we have secretly replaced the hands with entire random bodies
saucemaster5000: arcane does very silly things with status effects, been running a 60 arcane build
notthepenguins: When you give something the Occult affinity it reduces the innate status chance of the base weapon but makes it scale with your Arcane stat
sirspate: not in the horse, not in the horse
asthanius: !pump
notthepenguins: so it's a lot higher if you're an arcane build
BrowneePoints: Adam is using one of the ACTUAL most effective weapons from Feudal Japan
asthanius: Pump the dogs
A_Dub888: !findquote pump
LRRbot: Quote #8141: "Can we pump out the feculence and unleash the monkeys on it?" —Featherweight [2022-07-18]
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !findquote pump
LRRbot: Quote #2153: "I'm just going to pump because HUR DER why not?" —Graham [2016-03-24]
asthanius: Did we remove the dog pumping command?
Seth_Erickson: The Carians were hoarding all the armor LUL
asthanius: I don’t blame you
asthanius: But still
Lysander_salamander: oh myyy
Juliamon: asthanius It wasn't a command
BrowneePoints: Adam stop showing your Tarnished Cloaca on stream
Juliamon: It's an !advice and a quote
j4af: What Version was it that allows you to use seamless?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I just made it through mountaintop of the giants... and it turns out... Giants have BIG hands
asthanius: @juliamon that’s so much better
Roger_Job329: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GreatGodOm: Why are people hatting on the hands?
GreatGodOm: hating*
micalovits: Have you seen them? They are far to creepy
BrowneePoints: So are we gonna die to Robo Dogs in AC 6
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: why is Adam running around with two rakes
saucemaster5000: pumpkin buddy!
notthepenguins: 1.07 @j4af
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Because they have a stupid long hitbox on attacks... also they're creepy hand spirders
TehAmelie: the areas with tons of tiny enemies is where randomizer pays off i think
BrowneePoints: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou double Cross Naginata
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: axion bolt range nerf plz
BrowneePoints: Adam just JUMP DODGED
BrowneePoints: what the ACTUAL fuck
Seth_Erickson: it's got some iframes PogChamp
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow those are some VERY poorly-constructed...benches?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Jebra needs healing badly!
BrowneePoints: *pitter patter pitter patter* "I need healing"
TehAmelie: it occurs to me four players and one bowyer means you can collaborate and carry quadruple arrows
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: That room actually crashed my game on PS4 when I destroyed all the benches
saucemaster5000: Jebasted
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: From too many objects
noSmokeFire: and here I thought it was pronounced Yarburj
Darleysam: Please, call me Jaramy Burg
Lordofironstorm: YOu come across a man in a Jarburg...
Seth_Erickson: they match your outfit
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
BrowneePoints: you look like Willem Dafoe without a shirt
YeetTheRich_: we can look at the belly physics again
Fanklok: Jarberg cheese is pretty good
Seth_Erickson: there is
notthepenguins: yeah, that happens with sellia too; I think the ghostiness is just a visual effect on the normal enemy, so the randomizer can apply it
AllTheWeasels: daaaaamn Alex
thegitrogsquirrel: how multilingual is lrr?
pn55: Alex with the BIG ranged damage!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Alex proving every strat is valid in Elden Ring
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Except Whips
matthaus_c: @thegitrogsquirrel well each of them has at least one
notthepenguins: HOW
DiscordianTokkan: SKILL
BrowneePoints: KARMA
AllTheWeasels: lmao Adam
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
baskwalla: Spider-man?
GhostValv: D:
saucemaster5000: saved by an ent
Seth_Erickson: Skill Diff
Lysander_salamander: I'm in a tree!
AllTheWeasels: Leave him!
thegitrogsquirrel: @thegitrogsquirrel beautiful
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED katesWot
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Somebody help, Adam is stuck in a tree
TehAmelie: my cousin Tim did that irl once
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: mistakes were maaaaaade
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Call the Fire Department!
BrowneePoints: Also alex he discarded the other 14
BrowneePoints: don't let him lie to you
DigitalSeahorse: how?
Lysander_salamander: oh no, the consequences of my actions
Lordofironstorm: DILFed Bifferent
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam "never punished" Savidan
JusticeJuice: Pulled a sweet ninja move. Now drop kill?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: very scenic pose
micalovits: Naaa, you'll live
Robot_Bones: nah that's totes 20m
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #209: "The Dutch! Again!" —Adam [2007-07-14]
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
matthaus_c: this is why I like the painted on trees from Sen's Fortress better
saucemaster5000: wheeler in combat with his feelings rn
korvys: Wow, The Dutch was 15 years ago
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @korvys wtf, that quote is from 15 years ago!?
notthepenguins: Chat does!
sgowell: Just about time for that next break :)
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
NoxStryx: this isnt darksouls
DigitalSeahorse: what if you drink as you fall?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
micalovits: Called it
pn55: HypeLUL
Lysander_salamander: hahahaahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: NEVER. PUNISHED.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap
Juliamon: HuecalpixquiJeanIII Yup!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! Ceiling egg!
korvys: You're going to... teach an archeology class (I don't remember that movie well)
NoxStryx: anyone wonder of the next armored core game will just be robot dark souls?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @Juliamon Oh no, the ceaseless march of time
Juliamon: meow
SymphonicLolita: mrooow
matthaus_c: mist lookin pretty down bad
DiscordianTokkan: nyaa
saucemaster5000: rowr!
SnackPak_: Hi Myspace
asthanius: !findquote lifestream
LRRbot: Quote #6913: "Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet." —Graham [2020-04-22]
LordZarano: escher3MEOW
betweenmyself: Specifically Last Crusade… Making the office into a Circus Train will be difficult, but nothing worthwhile is easy riffYeti
korvys: What up Myspace
Seth_Erickson: @NoxStryx Miyazaki did an interview saying it wouldn't be
ghyllnox: Hi MySpace
korvys: !findquote punished
LRRbot: Quote #5590: "I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm having fun and that's what matters." —Ian [2018-12-13]
DeM0nFiRe: Meow!
ghyllnox: Mow
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Seth_Erickson: They're sticking to what people liked about the original Armored Cores
laikagoat: lrrWOW
gibbousm: !findquote hubris
DigitalSeahorse: mewo
saucemaster5000: rooooooowr!
Darleysam: hello Myspace
DigitalSeahorse: katesYell meow
Easilycrazyhat: Myspace has things to say
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that cat would like to register an opinion
Violet__Violence: someone's cat is angy
thraximore: wheelerMuldr
NoxStryx: @seth_erickson excited,loved me some OG armored core
josh___something: Kitty has objections
DiscordianTokkan: MySpace has Opinions
pn55: Myspace didn't appreciate that one either.
AllTheWeasels: jorbsGlare jorbsGlare jorbsGlare
Violet__Violence: BABY
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: is Myspace a Lying Cat?
DEATHlikescats: Andrews cat!
Easilycrazyhat: C A T
Violet__Violence: <3
DeM0nFiRe: CAT!
micalovits: Kitty!
theymerLoviatar: only thing not straight about Adam is the face, huh
SymphonicLolita: myspace <3
HorusFive: kitteh!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: :O amazing!!
saucemaster5000: kitteh!!!
LordZarano: MySpace needs attention escher3MEOW
Violet__Violence: baby kitty
fastlane250: gato
MrTheWalrus: Kitty
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST
Angreed66: Adam is punished times he shouldn't and others not enough. Adam still hasn't paid for the Caillou special.
Fanklok: Punished "Adam" Snake
RavingPenguin: fayrenMyaaa
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Adam power stanced whips so that we could use Rivers of Skill
saucemaster5000: Adam would feel that way
Ilyusion: Adam just tempts fate more directly than most
DiscordianTokkan: I'm both glad and sad that I was working during the Caillou incident
BrowneePoints: I noticed your personality please respond
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HorusFive: Inside Adam are 2 wolves, and he's stabbing them both
TehAmelie: Ben S might have that power. . .
Mr_Horrible: At last, Miyazaki has recognized the TRUE way to play
Seth_Erickson: what do you think is hiding down in the Swords' chest
jessicaengle: Inside Adam is two boshys...
FarleyF: Adams character is currently the high friend that's riding the rainbow to the end
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOMG vicksyGift katesGift
A_Dub888: !findquote cool sword
LRRbot: Quote #4733: "I have a really cool sword...until it explodes...presumably." —Graham [2018-03-05]
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notthepenguins: a ghost skeleton seems mildly redundane
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Arteria Leaf here we come
notthepenguins: redundant
saucemaster5000: That award miyazaki got last week? Looked awfully like a new Lever
FarleyF: its that Crapshot about hitting him in the taint
Easilycrazyhat: wut dat do du?
ogundiety: Dogs want walks.
A_Dub888: Dog wants cool sword
Kramburger: If you're cold, it's cold
TotallyNotaBeholder: Walkys?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Didn't it release last year?
Kramburger: Adam wants to watch the world burn
shendaras: If Genshin can do it
Boon_33: why is Adam naked?
matthaus_c: he means Edgerunners should have gotten GOTY
HorusFive: First rule of improv Graham!
BrowneePoints: That's cuz rich creeps keep Genshin afloat
notthepenguins: "People'
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BrowneePoints: Loli Collection Any% Speedrun that game is
Lysander_salamander: I'm still confused how genshin impact was nominated
saucemaster5000: Edging should've gotten game of the year
corianderd: they did best video game adaptation and of course the LoL one won
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Atelier Sophie 2 should have won game of the year
Raincoast_Bear: @HorusFive Fast becuase he's naked?
notthepenguins: "People's Voice" was determined the moment they let Bilibili vote
Angreed66: Naked people run faster
jessicaengle: Zoomies
notthepenguins: that category came from Discord and Bilibili votes
asthanius: Backcheck porkcheck
MrTheWalrus: He is unhampered by pants
DiscordianTokkan: Forecheck backcheck PAYcheck bahd
Loonatic93: Why don't the Oscars give out a "Most Anticipated Movie of the Year" award?
BrowneePoints: For what it's worth, Edgerunners was aggressively okay, and Arcane was phenomenal
Mr_Horrible: Backpack Fortnite Paycheck, BUD
TotallyNotaBeholder: Backchop, Forechop, Porkchop
Seth_Erickson: That's a fairly rude generalization Brownee I know Genshin has it's fair share of problems but I do think it's actually a fun game despite it's flaws
asthanius: I’ve got boluses Greg, can you milk me?
TehAmelie: i want to see a "best audience" oscar
corianderd: i didn't watch arcane and edgerunners made me try out cyberpunk. and then i had characters t-posing in cutscenes
corianderd: my gun didn't load for a whole fight
BrowneePoints: Edgerunners unfortunately convinced a LOT of people to try Cyberpunk
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I think it's a fun game that uses exploitative business practices and in this case weaponized it's fanbase for a popularity contest that never should have happened
notthepenguins: I don't think they needed to weaponize anything
matthaus_c: edgerunners is a medium show but a very good ad
DiscordianTokkan: lol
SnackPak_: rude
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
corianderd: lol
pn55: HypeLUL
micalovits: Yes!
1y1e: DOOR STUCK
matthaus_c: YES ALEX
Raincoast_Bear: Naked Adam and his little stick.
Boon_33: nice
notthepenguins: the game awards opened voting to chinese media with a single chinese game on the docket, what did they think was gonna happen
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
Mr_Horrible: perfect
TotallyNotaBeholder: sergeChair
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaahah
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
YeetTheRich_: a+ bit alex
Rekcus: the age old length vs girth
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: someone push Alex into the zone transition
saucemaster5000: brilliant
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @notthepenguins "If we win you might get an in game freebie winkwink"
Lysander_salamander: I feel a bit light-headed from all the laughing
Mr_Horrible: "I can solve this" *Thanos snaps*
BrowneePoints: and also has a MAJOR problem with the worst parts of "waifu bait" with most of those characters being underage @HuecalpixquiJeanIII
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
mollyjames_: And that's why you need friendly fire
notthepenguins: They really did not need to do that @HuecalpixquiJeanIII
TehAmelie: Lord Humongus voice: has there not been enough violence?
notthepenguins: @BrowneePoints That one's muddy and maybe not a great argument to be having in twitch chat.
BrowneePoints: and they stole assets from NieR
notthepenguins: They did not
notthepenguins: That claim is actual nonsense
BrowneePoints: The run animation is the same
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS katesJam lucidDuck
notthepenguins: it's a run animation
notthepenguins: They look similar
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I'm not talking about any characters, I just dislike fan voting for the stated reasons
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is A Cameron & Ian Christmas early this year or am I refusing to admit how close we are to the end of 2022
notthepenguins: Yes @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
Drasvin: Music!
notthepenguins: One of those :V
saucemaster5000: didn't the oscars do a fan voted movie of the year last year? wasn't that also a hilarious disaster?
baronsamedi23: delthe3TATARU delthe3TW3RK delthe3TATARU delthe3TW3RK delthe3TATARU delthe3TW3RK
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWiggle vicksyBounce vicksyHappy vicksyTap vicksyDance vicksyTail
BrowneePoints: Yea bunch of social media pushes to game the vote @saucemaster5000
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: technically the Oscars are already vote, aren't they?
YeetTheRich_: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou right?
notthepenguins: honestly the fan voting is pretty harmless. Like it's a dumb category but whatever, it's one category that everyone knows is dumb
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: On the other hand, every award show is more or less just a PR event. This just makes it abundantly clear to people
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The Oscars shouldn't do a fan vote. In fact they should be more elitist about it. We all need at least one awards show utterly secure in its pretentiousness
BrowneePoints: Would it surprise you that at one time the Oscars were actually about films they thought pushed forward and exemplified the medium?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what else will other awards shows be "the people"'s alternative to? Someone has to be the straight man.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap
BrowneePoints: as well as pushed technological advancements!?
TehAmelie: if you think about it, isn't the Razzies the most elitist?
matthaus_c: road to hell, good intentions, yadda yadda
saucemaster5000: yeah, the trouble with the academy is its voting pool is overwhelmingly white men over 40
BrowneePoints: ^
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @TehAmelie you know what I think you may be right
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The Razzies are awarded solely based on subjective assessments of quality by experts.
Raincoast_Bear: @BrowneePoints It would because I know they were started purely for marketing purposes and so the Hollywood elite could party and give each other trophies.
TehAmelie: the academy has done one good thing in my book which is rejecting The Room in like several months less time than they normally take to judge submissions
HorusFive: Could be worse- the Tonys are given out by the people who produce the national tours. So it's basically them voting on who they want you to have heard of the shows.
BusTed: 👌
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Alex did the ole Kingsfall elevator move
saucemaster5000: now do Mika
notthepenguins: @BrowneePoints tbf these aren't necessarily in contradiction. All these things can coexist.
GhostValv: sergeOffByOne
matthaus_c: you're pretty good
DigitalSeahorse: seeeeeeeeeed
Kramburger: seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY seabatSKYLADY
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is this a fighting game thing? I feel like it's a fighting game thing
notthepenguins: I mean in practice they DON'T but it's not intrinsic
northos: big wolf got swapped for a jellyfish lol
DigitalSeahorse: um
Haroldholmes25: it's not a phrase mom
northos: uh
KBKarma: FAMILY FRIENDLY ENTERTAINMENT.
Diabore: good ol cumgeon
Kramburger: ADAM
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I mean Selivus's c** dungeon is up ahead
DigitalSeahorse: "I drink your milkshake"
matthaus_c: @KBKarma that was never an option :p
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait everyone stop, everyone STOP. What is THAT.
saucemaster5000: self explanatory really
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what is that HoRRIBLe hAND THING
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Strebenherz: Cumgeon?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySip
matthaus_c: Kosm Hanks
Kramburger: Slurp up the Kosm
Kaorti: Orkosm
noa2828: Kosussy
corianderd: gcu ... have you not seen fingercreepers?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you: Kos me, an intellectual: Kosm
Raincoast_Bear: Tom Spanx
MrTheWalrus: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
nemryn: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou welcome to Elden Ring, we've got horrible hand things
baronsamedi23: ah bus or some say b*redacted*
TehAmelie: human bone shard? we should be collecting a lot of those
saucemaster5000: get what you pay for
matthaus_c: you saw his Kossy jiggle
FarleyF: now theres a quote if i've ever heard one
Kramburger: Adam got the big steppy
TehAmelie: from all our bones being shattered i mean
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
HorusFive: And also git gud
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RemoraVox: boy this is uhhhh quite the 180 from Desert Bus lmao
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @corianderd Would you believe I haven't seen much of this game? And now I kind of hate that I have.
Raincoast_Bear: Have you guys tried not getting killed?
BrowneePoints: @Raincoast_Bear Technically the Academy started as Union dodging but after that failed THEN went to actual awards on films that pushed the medium, all while being a party to pat each other on the back
Dog_of_Myth: OH SNAP
ghizmou: BOOM
saucemaster5000: my questions about ligma were promptly ignored
notthepenguins: oh yeah those hand things are, in non-randomized mode, the primary inhabitants of this manor @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
notthepenguins: everyone hates them
circusofkirkus: Pools open!
DigitalSeahorse: that
matthaus_c: @notthepenguins speak for yourself
KBKarma: Alex is filled with good ideas. Like dodging. And using ranged weapons. And not dying.
matthaus_c: hand spiders are the best
DigitalSeahorse: that down
notthepenguins: they come in small, large, and absolutely enormous
Diabore: pb gets better every day
Kramburger: Graham put your PB away in public
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: how did they land on hands as the theme for this game. I get the whole ring-finger-hands-etc. theme we've got going but it seems kind of random
matthaus_c: hand spiders are the best cuddlers
Seth_Erickson: I'm on a 23 year long no death streak I'm proud of it
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What's it like to be a professional hurt box tester? That's why you're always being hit, right?
DigitalSeahorse: and the dog didn't lick it up?
Dog_of_Myth: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Well, you can't show feet.
BrowneePoints: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou no idea. gotta ask Miyazaki and GRRM
josh___something: Which head
theymerLoviatar: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou to make sure AI can't make art based on this game
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Dog_of_Myth thanks I hate it
Raincoast_Bear: He has peanut butter spread on his desk?
saucemaster5000: get wheeler to read the script for "requiem for a dream"
Lysander_salamander: maybe no
corianderd: @corianderd you'd love it. the wizards fused giant hands and they're necromantically animated
Dog_of_Myth: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou LUL
DigitalSeahorse: woah
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
HorusFive: Dear Mrs Adam
Raincoast_Bear: Hey Adam, About your mom....
DigitalSeahorse: ooof
SymphonicLolita: whopper wednesday my dudes
josh___something: Hello Adam's mom
Seth_Erickson: hey this is the way you gotta go to get to that Vendor
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is Wheeler dating Adam's mom? Wait until Kiefer hears about this
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay this seems like a bad idea. If there's one thing I learned in Skyrim it's not to mess with these guys.
DigitalSeahorse: Adam's mom vicksyHeart
HasturTheYellow: instead she got taken out by Whopper Wednesday
Raincoast_Bear: He got a sword and he's just stomping you?
BrowneePoints: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou if you haven't played ER it's sadder cuz the Giants are one of the actual indigenous people of the region that were decimated or enslaved by the Golden Order
thegitrogsquirrel: foolish man does not know parents are deceased
Lysander_salamander: who is that?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is that a bear. oh good a chance to use my new emote! gcuofcBad
control_rig: It's a beeeaaaaar
Raincoast_Bear: BEAR!
SymphonicLolita: b e a r
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
northos: Ser Runebear
ghizmou: sir bearington
saucemaster5000: Love this bear
control_rig: Royal Bear!
TehAmelie: Gail Simone is in the game?!
josh___something: This bear has a JOB
nemryn: oh no, bears!
Kramburger: SIR BEARINGTON HE'S REAL
matthaus_c: that can't be a 2/2 for 2
KBKarma: Look out! It has the right to bear arms!
baronsamedi23: A sirsine
DigitalSeahorse: it got such a smol head
Raincoast_Bear: Brother Bear. I'm rooting for the bear guys, sorry.
LordZarano: !ser
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Do we still have that bowl of oily Lego around?
noa2828: Hey Booboo!
Fanklok: Really all you have to do is more damage by volume to the boss
saucemaster5000: to stop the bears from becoming royal knights?
Raincoast_Bear: Da BEAR!
corianderd: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou it's flame giants vs space insects vs mushrooms
Kramburger: @baronsamedi23 OMG YES
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: would you believe I was once so zoned in on some code that I failed to notice a bear literally two feet away from me.
KBKarma: @TehAmelie :O
josh___something: Wish that were me
Seth_Erickson: what's that bear named that served in the Polish Army in WW2?
AllTheWeasels: Alex doing so much damage
matthaus_c: the carian royal family needed to take care of their bear necessities
Raincoast_Bear: NOOOOOOOO!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Seth_Erickson Voytek the soldier bear!
GDwarble: The runebear is less threatening when you're not stuck in a cave, it's neat to see how much arena design matters
noa2828: Exunt, Killed by Bear
SnowbirdMike: your I hope it would drop a picnic basket
Seth_Erickson: Yeah Voytek love that bear
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c seabatClap
Raincoast_Bear: You will be avenged!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Go check out Selivus's dungeon, see what the NPC's randomized into
Lysander_salamander: absolutely no vigor. Because it's about sending a message
Manae: There's still the US Park Service release of "we can't make bear-proof garbage cans because there is a considerable overlap between the most intelligent bears and least intelligent park visitors."
baronsamedi23: Cheer100 RIP Sirsine
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there's a randomizer on? What are the randomizer rules?
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baskwalla: #bigmood Paul
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is it only certain enemies that get randomized or every NPC or what?
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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Kramburger: Let That Bear Solo Me
corianderd: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou custom. non key items. bosses. wildlife pools
Seth_Erickson: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou all enemies and bosses randomized key items are randomized with other key items and items are randomized
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Pidia is a merchant, or you can do Selivus's quest
Kramburger: Did anyone see the BGAs, looks like Animals wants to Solo Malania
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: curse of the bear
Raincoast_Bear: Does the Bear have a red sweater and a buddy with a tuba?
Darleysam: Wheeler learning what it's like to be a Souls boss
baronsamedi23: that bens back on the bear again
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "your character is eternally followed by an enormous invisible bear" would be a great D&D curse
theymerLoviatar: Wheeler: exit, pursued by a bear
Darleysam: "I keep killing this guy but he KEEPS. COMING. BACK."
TehAmelie: is it like when you get stuck doing infinite combos in Tony Hawk?
Fanklok: Wheeler was condemned to fight a bear back and forth forever
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Wheeler now you know what it's like to try to fight a Guardian
Strebenherz: Wheeler now in Bear Hell
matthaus_c: is that what the dating scene is like now in Victoria
saucemaster5000: oh no what will ranni wear...
Darleysam: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou then the bear starts dancing
AllTheWeasels: Oh - ok
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 hopefully her iconic jar
SymphonicLolita: pitia da fool
Arakasi01: I pidia the fool who doesn't know
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The hawk soldiers, slaves sent to explore who when they ran out of light burned the bones of their fallen creating ghostflame
blip2004: its only one of the most out of the way merchants
SnowbirdMike: Hahahahaha
Kramburger: Isn't Pidia the sound that tiny feet make?
GhostValv: it's that bear again
roboticshaman: Bear Zone
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: D&D greatsword that gives you strength of the bear but it's cursed so you are eternally stalked by the invisible bear who wants it back
BrowneePoints: Buy now, a hummus and a wow, extra large falafel meal for two
corianderd: i pitia fool
matthaus_c: delete system32 and the bear goes away
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wheeler is experiencing my personal Elden Ring Hell
Raincoast_Bear: I kinda thought Bears were Wheeler's type....
FarleyF: wheeler just goes to sleep and the runebear appears
RemoraVox: s h a r p e n the bear
saucemaster5000: aw
Boon_33: or bears
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: depression, the great immortal invisible bear of the mind
avi_miller: Hell is an infinitely respawning bear
saucemaster5000: was really hoping for like an albinauric helm on ranni
Darleysam: he's joining, but he's bringing the bear with him
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that is a good metaphor. but also it's hilarious
SymphonicLolita: hm
pn55: Uhh
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
flip_the_skip: uhhh
asthanius: We saw tbat
RemoraVox: fast ravel
Strebenherz: Wheeler, THINK OF THE CONTENT
Darleysam: gotta piss on the territory more, let it know this is your town
RemoraVox: *travel
FarleyF: you've heard of Smokey and the Bandit - now see Wheeler and the Bear
baronsamedi23: "single bears in your area"
asthanius: Oh hi giant
Lysander_salamander: and I thought it was polar bears that were terrifyingly persistent
yalc321: @baronsamedi23 Yes, im aware of myself Baron
saucemaster5000: pidia is one of the most hidden merchants in this game
Wicker_Guide: you'll need to refresh before you can leave the tower
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You basically fall off the cliff BACK into the manor
Raincoast_Bear: Ok, Paul but what about the Bear's feelings? Having to follow around Wheeler forever? It has places to go - it's doesn't want to be there.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Wheeler's haunted. Like he's actually haunted.
matthaus_c: desperate bears in your area
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You have to talk to all the NPCs
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Strebenherz: "Hot bears in your area!"
endstepexarch: Adam did you talk to Patches?
Wicker_Guide: there are two bears inside wheeler
saucemaster5000: seluvis has a nice dress
Dog_of_Myth: Confront the Bear inside you.
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Violet__Violence: LMAO
Boon_33: inside you are two bears.... you are a pregnant bear.
Strebenherz: GOT THERE
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
BrowneePoints: It is
BrowneePoints: SO many people from Ohio you have to dodge
shendaras: Is there a bear?
GreatGodOm: These jokes a so ursanine. Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Holy shit that killed me.
matthaus_c: wait what ohio is real?
endstepexarch: WTF is ohio?
betweenmyself: Every bear whatever there was riffYeti
RemoraVox: Ranni's Rise of the Bears
Raincoast_Bear: This unbearable...
BarcodeReader321: I would have liked to see the bear nonsense
BrowneePoints: So for non queer folks, there is a very, very high population of Bears(the queer subgroup) in Ohio
saucemaster5000: wheeler's imaginary bear friend
DigitalSeahorse: everyone keyed up?
BrowneePoints: so much so it's a meme in LGBTQ circles
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Go to the boss room and follow the wall south
Wicker_Guide: the drop-off point is also where the mana beetle is
Raincoast_Bear: Ohio's not real. It's imaginary like Narnia or Greenland.
Kramburger: Adam'd like that
BrowneePoints: You mean you just got one of the best weapons in the gmae
BrowneePoints: game*
saucemaster5000: oh that poleblade is one of my main weapons in my current run
RemoraVox: Yeah we're aren't real, don't worry about us
RemoraVox: YOOOO Elenora's is soooo good
RemoraVox: bloodblade dance whips
Garrub: YOOOO love me some elanora's poleblade
Darleysam: wheeler can spot you a few from his bear runes
BrowneePoints: yea Elenora's is one of the best weapons in the game. literally top tier
noSmokeFire: pidia commits mail fraud
noa2828: "Dear Patches, fuq u"
saucemaster5000: that poleblade and the ripple crescent halberd has made my arcane build insane
RemoraVox: Patches is the O'Doyle rules of souls games
Wicker_Guide: dear patches, I liked you better when you had no memory at hte end of all time and existence, signed, DS Players
noSmokeFire: isn't the poleblade wheeler found dex/arc?
Raincoast_Bear: The Academy of Film Arts and Sciences?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: did you know there's an immense canyon underneath the Greenland ice sheet carved by meltwater? I kind of want to see it and I'm kind of terrified of ever seeing it, and not just because that means colossal ice sheet collapse.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Go to the boss room, follow the wall south
endstepexarch: @saucemaster5000 IS the ripple blade actually viable? I heard it kinda honked
RemoraVox: @noSmokeFire yeah! I think more arc than dex maybe
noSmokeFire: it'll be really funny if adam never goes back for it then :D
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: That's one of Selivus's sex puppets
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Not a joke
HorusFive: Just yell LOUDER
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Wicker_Guide: @endstepexarch it really does have enormous Arcane scaling, but the base damage is pitiful and it's locked to the axe/Wild Strikes animations. I decided it wasn't worth it in my Arcane run
saucemaster5000: @endstepexarch it's "fine" on its own. You need to use lots of greases, cause with the arcane scaling it turns into a monster and can stance break easier than the poleblade
DigitalSeahorse: they are in a manner
Wicker_Guide: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII yes... "Seluvis"'s sex puppets >_>
TehAmelie: dual twinblades, surprisingly ineffective
BrowneePoints: but yea if you didn't pick one up you should cuz that Poleblade is a GROSS weapon
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @Wicker_Guide The "Pidia is controlling a Selivus puppet" theory doesn't really hold water when you think about it
Raincoast_Bear: Thyme, flowing like a river...
BrowneePoints: my current run is Double Guts Greatsword
BrowneePoints: is it good? Not really. Is it funny? Oh hell yes.
endstepexarch: My favorite build ive ever had was Royal Greatsword plus double claymans harpoon with Ice Spear
shendaras: Good job on that asteroid killing all the dinosaurs.
Twilight_Spark: Made them meatier.
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints PrideLaugh my buddy who is two weeks into their first fromsoft game is running around with two of the game of thrones sword. It's very funny
Fanklok: Wow Adam thanks for blocking the Suez Canal
BjjBrain: LOL
AllTheWeasels: LUL
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
Raincoast_Bear: Crash Bandicoot
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Adam why did you need to start the universe
Lysander_salamander: The Cronenburg version?
BrowneePoints: Adam...why did you cancel the Sly Cooper movie?
noa2828: Adam why were you on the Grassy Knoll????
BrowneePoints: we deserved that?
Spades_Slicc: Adam real quick where were you on the night of August 31st 1997?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I can't believe Adam is responsible for the war of Spanish Succession
Aarek: Adam, Why did you do Warlords of Draenor
theamc2000: Adam was responsible for the Snapish Inquisition
Lysander_salamander: hahaahaha
theymerLoviatar: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII considering what did...
Wicker_Guide: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII I agree it doesn't really align with how Seluvis is treated by Ranni and Sellen, both of whom would know if he was a puppet, but I do think it's relevant that the puppets betray PIDIA, not Seluvis. Pidia is at least in on the gig
HorusFive: Adam- history's greatest monster
Boon_33: Archduke Adam
SymphonicLolita: can't believe adam personally hunted all the passenger pigeons into extinction
Darleysam: A second Savidan has.. etc.
Strebenherz: Adam, why's you get firefly cancelled?
micalovits: Just don't get hit bro, then you don't need healing
Lysander_salamander: Yeah it sucked
Strebenherz: !
TetraRay: how could you
HorusFive: Adam, choosing violence
Kramburger: P R E A C H
the_walking: Damn
noa2828: Adam OKed the Musk-Twitter accquisition
saucemaster5000: Adam's opinion is a leaf on the wind
BrowneePoints: Do you know how Marauders clean their blades? They put them through the Wash
Raincoast_Bear: Firefly was OK. Joss Wheadon sucks.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @Wicker_Guide Yeah, for sure. He's a... uh... willing co-conspirator
DigitalSeahorse: too many talking over each other, my ears >.<
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh my GOD what is THAT
Mr_Horrible: Jesus took Yasuo bot and is complaining that Judas won't gank
Lysander_salamander: wow
Aarek: easy clap
endstepexarch: Out. PLAYED
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
AllTheWeasels: GOT EM
damn_i_am_pretty: Adam is a God
corianderd: rip to that guy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wwwwwwelp!
matthaus_c: NEVER. NEVER. PUNISHED.
Mr_Horrible: actual literal seabatBRAIN moment
TehAmelie: giant stone monsters should not be that good at flying
saucemaster5000: poor winged enemy
Lysander_salamander: that was great
the_walking: Adam is a better Canadian then Nathan fillen
HorusFive: lrrADAM lrrSACK mattlrDisapprove
Spades_Slicc: Simply do it again
matthaus_c: lmao sometimes punished
corianderd: perfect timing
Mr_Horrible: "Heard you talking shit, Big Man"
gibbousm: !findquote hubris
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SymphonicLolita: cool stick bro
TehAmelie: two more twigs and you get a berry
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Running through the graveyard is going to be hell in a randomizer
moundsofmayhem: so REM was singing about a league match the whole time?
northos: idk Adam, can you?
corianderd: can you?
BrowneePoints: Wheeler's on a real Saul to Paul arc there
Boon_33: EZ
betweenmyself: Three twigs. Officially enough to start a camp fire.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "who gave a plant legs" evolution probably
matthaus_c: he's gaming out of his mind
corianderd: i think ball would've been harder
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
SymphonicLolita: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
circusofkirkus: lmao
Strebenherz: CHOOSE CHAOS
corianderd: doot
matthaus_c: Alex continuing to deliver comedy gold
AllTheWeasels: never apologize for content Alex LUL
meepsalot: this is amazing, hahha
corianderd: there's a point down the hall!
TehAmelie: evolution, wow. ever think about how at one time plants must have had sex so weird they made animals?
thegitrogsquirrel: this is the best lrr format
BrowneePoints: yea sure
BrowneePoints: Adam what's your damage?
Spades_Slicc: Why don't you tell the gargoyle about your damage
betweenmyself: Summons Baboons or something, I dunno
NotCainNorAbel: sir sir, do you have a moment to talk about Adam's Damage
circusofkirkus: Moon Cheez!
Spades_Slicc: What if the two bosses here got swapped from the randomizer
matthaus_c: moon cheez
SymphonicLolita: moon moon
MoaiGangsta: Mummy and her Sweetings
noa2828: Gargoyle's back on the escalator again
corianderd: are the students also random?
shendaras: Is it still possible to get to the volcano from the abductor if things are random?
Aarek: how does the moon boss work with phase 2 and randomizer
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: me and the moon are on the outs right now. I figured out a weird error signal in my data is caused by the Moon but not why or how and I'm mad at it.
Wicker_Guide: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII I admit I'd never considered Pidia being forced into the situation by Seluvis. It runs a little against Seluvis' incompetence, but his reaction of fear makes more sense with that than from how Rennala or Ranni seem likely to treat a porter. I am reconsidering
corianderd: that pokey sword!
corianderd: the stabber!
Wicker_Guide: *Pidia's reaction of fear
saucemaster5000: ooh I've heard that is nasty
matthaus_c: sounds like a fun weapon for invasion
Seth_Erickson: yeah you get two one gets bleed and one gets frost
SK__Ren: Scarlet Rot hype
notthepenguins: if you die to whatever is down there you get ported
Seth_Erickson: and both just have scarlet rot by default
TehAmelie: it's an ant spur. to defeat the ants Adam must become the ants
corianderd: that's so cool
BrowneePoints: It's Freeballin
Mr_Horrible: Just like so many of us, chained to nothin'
ogundiety: What mods are these, btw?
saucemaster5000: @Seth_Erickson jesus christ.... what does it scale with?
FarleyF: just the zooming onto Adams junk
saucemaster5000: ah
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRaid
BrowneePoints: Knightmare! I'm gonna whoop your ass!
BjjBrain: I'm Pro-PAIN!!
Mr_Horrible: A tale of propane, and propane accessories, eternally retold
shendaras: Poison, then seppuku for bleed
Lysander_salamander: well, off to the round table then
BrowneePoints: I don't know hoowhat the hell a Voldo is but this creepy jackass is gettin an Arlington Beatdown!-Hank Hill, Soul Calibur
shendaras: I don't think you can give it frost, but poison, rot, and bleed
Seth_Erickson: Think you can get bleed or poison it's up to your decision
TehAmelie: well, since you have two you could mix it up
Violet__Violence: lmao
DigitalSeahorse: ai ai ai aia
shendaras: For 3 you use the weapon art to give it bleeding on top of a poison antspur
matthaus_c: what if we kissed the rotshroom man
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPls vicksyDed
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
BrowneePoints: No one tell him we respected him without the Parse
theamc2000: How about diss respect you
Angreed66: You don't need to do this to get respect
saucemaster5000: we respect Adam already, we just worry and have questions
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: how much of this game is leaving and rejoining
Aarek: I forgot to start logs Adam
Fanklok: They hated Graham because he spoke the truth
Kramburger: Soon to be the DEADWOLF boss
Seth_Erickson: alright squad we keep getting wiped because we're running off on our own. You know how to fix that right
matthaus_c: how's your damage
Wicker_Guide: oh yeah, you need to deal with the dog Radagon left after the divorce
Wicker_Guide: well, one of the two
Angreed66: What's with your beef with Paul?
saucemaster5000: how's the dam-- damn it matthaus
BrowneePoints: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou the Mod is doing a lot of acrobatics, and dealing with netcodes. it's spaghetti you do the best with
Kramburger: That's a lie, Jeff Bezos has no friends
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 benginFingers
betweenmyself: Banana daiquiris riffYeti
Raincoast_Bear: Jeff Bezos has all the friends he can afford.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: In complete seriousness, it is possible that I have shoulder-checked Jeff Bezos and neither he nor I know for certain.
DigitalSeahorse: THINN
SK__Ren: THIIN
Wicker_Guide: because thin isn't a reclaimed insult
BrowneePoints: cuz a k consonant is a better attack
Angreed66: It's either big or zdps
GDwarble: It might work if you pronounce both 'N's, "Thin-n"
Seth_Erickson: damage lookin' petite Kappa
Violet__Violence: oh my god lmao
asthanius: Submissive and feedable
tehfewl: GG go next
Kramburger: Don't get upsettie, just resettie
Violet__Violence: yep, gggn
mollyjames_: Harrowed
saucemaster5000: where do you think you check for rot????
matthaus_c: forecheck backcheck rotcheck
TehAmelie: "oh lawd he comin" is pretty hard to adapt for thinness
TheDailyMapleSyrup: A Thin Gauntly emaciated bean pole
Lysander_salamander: :D
HorusFive: #BlameJames
baskwalla: Beej?
BrowneePoints: I mean the Moonbase has the entire Fantasy Flight L5R Core Book set
corianderd: Otaku Jeff
theamc2000: Baka Flocka Gaijin?
BrowneePoints: yep Fighter Subclass
roboticshaman: Max level weeb
Kramburger: GrahamSamuri is a Fighter Subclass
saucemaster5000: can I be a walrus
Raincoast_Bear: Since 1st edition Oriental Adventures
matthaus_c: Grahamurai
DigitalSeahorse: dang
BrowneePoints: I've been playing a Samurai the past 2 years with a Knight theming
Lysander_salamander: OnlySamurais
Jensling: I liked the L5R cardgame, but the didn't ever get a good group for the RPG
Ilyusion: Now we know the inspiration for Otaku Jeff
Xafty: samurai are basically palidins with slightly different oath system in most versions
Seth_Erickson: Samurai Knight :eyes:
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is that an electric/steel Ditto variant?
Violet__Violence: OH NO ADAM
steelfox13: OnlySams
corianderd: i think you're thinking of star wars
Kramburger: Gary Gygax was a huge weeb turns out
josh___something: XD
theamc2000: Aren’t Knight Westaboo Samurai?
DigitalSeahorse: I'd be a ninja wizard
Violet__Violence: hwelp
Seth_Erickson: there is no next grace graham
Seth_Erickson: it's straight to the boss
BrowneePoints: There's a lot of similarities between oathsworn knights and Samurai yes
Angreed66: Then how did you die Adam?
notthepenguins: it saw him coming
BrowneePoints: sworn to a lord, code of honor, heavily armed and armored on the battlefield
matthaus_c: @Angreed66 bullshit, clearly
Wicker_Guide: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou p'much? sergeCounting
damn_i_am_pretty: Adam Savidan and the Otaku Jeffs
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam lives by the glass cannon creed
Kramburger: If you're defending you're losing, it's Tekken 7
Boon_33: statue de rine
Seth_Erickson: gonna go through the secret door Adam?
Kramburger: HELL YEAH PREACH ADAM
notthepenguins: lmfao
Lysander_salamander: ahahahahahaha
SK__Ren: OH NO
coachNelly: more like poggermelon
Violet__Violence: OH NO
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
Angreed66: watermelon is bottom tier fruit
Seth_Erickson: LUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: OH NO
SymphonicLolita: LUL
corianderd: i like it
TetraRay: lol
GDwarble: Oh yes!
Ravynn: Welp
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
saucemaster5000: okay sure
Mr_Horrible: have fun :)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: gcuofcBad gcuofcBad gcuofcBad
Lysander_salamander: :D
Violet__Violence: WELP GG
Wicker_Guide: monarchWheeze monarchWheeze monarchWheeze
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
niccus: big dragon, short pier
SmoreThanAFeelin: wow LUL
mollyjames_: LET'S GO
Wicker_Guide: monarchThisisfine
notthepenguins: hope you like deathblight
matthaus_c: think you can kill that in 10 minutes
corianderd: strict upgrade
shendaras: It's vision is based on movement
BrowneePoints: There's few things as good as a really fresh Watermelon
Strebenherz: So I haven't finished Elden ring, nowhere close to it But this seems BAD yes?
josh___something: Bless you, Ben
DigitalSeahorse: it so big it lagging my stream feed
pn55: Just everyone stand in the corners with bows. Simple!
Fanklok: Watermelon is hard red water
betweenmyself: Welcome to DIE! riffYeti
TehAmelie: i'm looking forward to the hot summer and soothing myself with a bowl of watermelon and feta cheese
notthepenguins: yes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what IS that BTW. Endgame dragon?
DigitalSeahorse: paleoApato1 paleoApato2 paleoApato3 paleoApato4
Wicker_Guide: Secret Boss Dragon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is that a Seraph energy dragon??
Wicker_Guide: how you get one of the special endings
Seth_Erickson: might not be doable right now hmm
DigitalSeahorse: paleoApato1 paleoApato2 paleoApato3 paleoTheroBary
Kramburger: Endgame Dragon baybeee
notthepenguins: yeah @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou basically a hidden boss
Wicker_Guide: It's a death lightning dragon
amuseoffirebane: a-a-a-adam and the jeffs~
BrowneePoints: Fortisax is in a MASSIVE arena yes
Mr_Horrible: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou final boss of an optional questline
Raincoast_Bear: I've read the term "Samurai knights" in older histories. Equating the Samurai with European knight was once common thing.
SuitablyEpic: why is that boss there?
Mr_Horrible: and yeah, he's normally in a very large open place
Wicker_Guide: randomizer
saucemaster5000: christ looking at their resistances and immunities
corianderd: *all* dragons are lightning.... it's a death dragon
asthanius: You also have to live
Mr_Horrible: rather than, like, a lecture hall LUL
Seth_Erickson: There is the secret passage if you wanted to look at stuff before going in
saucemaster5000: covered in me
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you know it's cruel to keep a big dragon in a confined space like that. They need room to stretch and move their wings, and a more enriching environment.
Lysander_salamander: ew
BrowneePoints: nah he's coated with goat sauce
BrowneePoints: completely different
Mr_Horrible: Fauned with the sauce
noa2828: lubricated with sauce
corianderd: fight dragon with draong
corianderd: *dragon
Mr_Horrible: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou well to be fair he's not strictly alive, so it's less cruel
matthaus_c: better dragon deez nuts
TehAmelie: wouldn't it be nice if the fight got interrupted by humane society coming in and taking the dragon away
niccus: is that less cruel or even more cruel
notthepenguins: I think he might still be a live
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Mr_Horrible oh is this a Skithiryx situation?
Wicker_Guide: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou considering there's normally a nearly-as-big-doggo there, this is probably _less_ cruel
Kramburger: Just wear lifts like the rest of us Adam
notthepenguins: he's just been corroded by death, not dead yet, i think
betweenmyself: Weapons in the sauce so long they’ve dissolved. Those who’ve tasted the sauce say it has a piquant “stabby” flavor.
Wicker_Guide: I mean, his title is Lichdragon
Raincoast_Bear: I reset
matthaus_c: what's a headway lrrBEEJ
corianderd: could smith weapons?
notthepenguins: just dont use lightning or holy
HorusFive: @betweenmyself It's -like- the kick of a hot sauce, but with knives
Seth_Erickson: Adam have you gone through the secret book case on the left of the passageway leading up to Fortisax
BrowneePoints: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Kinda? the Dragons ruled the land before the Golden Order did, but their God left(lots of Outer Gods in the mythos)
Fanklok: Does it bleed?
TehAmelie: fight dragons with dragon grease. wait that's sort of a catch 22
Mr_Horrible: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou something like that, iirc he's gotten got by a type of death that's started showing up, where the soul dies but the body persists, after it happened during the assassination of one of the land's demigods
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: in complete seriousness that looks like a Seraph-energy-powered dragon and I am now imagining this for realsies
Violet__Violence: sometimes the auto-target has a mind of its own
Wicker_Guide: less gotten got and more "decided to stay with his dead-ish demigod fleshbag friend"
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints the lore is surprisingly clear on so many things... but the outer gods? big hand wave
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ah he caught a case of the death-but-not-dying
betweenmyself: @horusfive That’s why the tag line is “Like a hot knife through throat butter!”… Sells well in Alabama
Fanklok: The eels teleport
Mr_Horrible: Wicker_Guide fair, that's probably more accurate
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh GOD oh my god that is the WORST thing
BrowneePoints: Yep. He got Deathblight after Godwyn got deaded and tried to stave of the curse of deathblight, but succumbed to it instead @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no I hate it
Seth_Erickson: yes there is
Mr_Horrible: but, I mean, you gotta learn when to let go. And when Godwyn starts morphing into a weird lich-fish, that's probably time to let go
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Just open the window and shoo the dragon out.
Seth_Erickson: there's a ladder out of this area as well
tehfewl: oh hell yeah string
matthaus_c: that's not the whip that's the shibari
Wicker_Guide: @Mr_Horrible if not the lich fish, than the quasi-undead staring ivy-tree
Darleysam: you gotta get a blanket to catch the dragon in, then take it outside
saucemaster5000: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou they don't have a broom, sadly
betweenmyself: Get ya some ‘stringe’
BrowneePoints: Godwyn didn't deserve what happened
Mr_Horrible: simply catch the dragon between a cup and a piece of paper, to release him outside humanely
noa2828: @matthaus_c I mean... either is good
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
mollyjames_: (Marge Simpson voice) Shoo!
Violet__Violence: ;laskdjf
Violet__Violence: ratte
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah get the dragon under the glass with a piece of paper, then take it outside and let it go. it's an important part of the local ecosystem.
Mr_Horrible: "Local Victoria man doxxes self to progress in a video game"
SK__Ren: ooh, another rot weapon
saucemaster5000: wow good job Adam
tehfewl: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
Mr_Horrible: Dragons contribute by eating many common household pests OpieOP
matthaus_c: so we put a dragon in a jar and then we slather it with grease
saucemaster5000: and then what?
Twilight_Spark: I'm into it.
noa2828: I have dragon lube but that's not the same
Wicker_Guide: If you find a dragon trapped in a jar in a dungeon, do you let it out
betweenmyself: Australians keep dragons in their house to eat the REALLY bad critters
BrowneePoints: Alex you're the team VIP and we appreciate you
Angreed66: Dragons are an endangered species in the soulsborne series
Mr_Horrible: it's a dps race Kappa
roboticshaman: We bustin it down dragon style?
RavingPenguin: Like that
Mr_Horrible: this is just Patchwerk
TehAmelie: reminiscent of that time a team in Eve Online arranged to have the opposing team's power cut to win some touinament
Ilyusion: Cut the tail off!
HorusFive: fire indeed hot
Mr_Horrible: every dps knows "stand in fire, damage go higher"
BrowneePoints: yea it's doable cuz all his attacks are bad at close range when you're right on his butt
BrowneePoints: and this room forces you to be on his butt
Mr_Horrible: that's called World of Warcraft, Adam
Mr_Horrible: they made that game already
saucemaster5000: Honestly never found this one that bad, but in this arena?
roboticshaman: Our (Australian) friendly dragons are huntsmans. Took one outside yesterday in a takeaway container.
DigitalSeahorse: beat it
DigitalSeahorse: just beat it
betweenmyself: B……. FIVE! “…… You have sunk my Fortissax of Radagon!”
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sometimes in Destiny you are not supposed to stand in the fire and sometimes with Sunspots you ARE, and it's very confusing.
Mr_Horrible: you doubted the bow, Savidan
Mr_Horrible: but NOW
Fanklok: My basic strategy to finish this game was mindless aggression, dodging doesn't do damage so don't bother
BrowneePoints: the BACKHAND
Violet__Violence: awwwww alex was doing so good
SnowbirdMike: Valiant
DigitalSeahorse: paleoBronto
Violet__Violence: well that happened lmao
Seth_Erickson: @Fanklok so smart seabatBRAIN
noa2828: Camera freezes, we'll be right back, guitar music
BrowneePoints: is it the Erdtree Greatbrow?
BrowneePoints: oh HOLY BOW
BrowneePoints: yea the Holy Bow is gross
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Wicker_Guide: frankly it's easier in the non-randomizer to get somber stuff
noa2828: secret secret, he has a secret
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam, I don't wanna tell you how to live your life, but will you be safer from the blood-lightning lich-dragon if maybe you had pants on?
niccus: pants have never saved anyone from dragons
BrowneePoints: the Faith Bow Build is good, but SUPER late game
notthepenguins: a LITTLE cheating. You know, as a treat,
Mr_Horrible: not once
saucemaster5000: ligma got safer
noSmokeFire: pants cannot save you from death
SK__Ren: Only while cooking bacon
Kramburger: Do condoms count as pants?
BrowneePoints: idk, someone who died from dick snakebite?
SymphonicLolita: pants just hold you back
micalovits: Keeping up on arrows is by far the worst thing about bow builds
DigitalSeahorse: to ride a motorcycle
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't know! I don't fight a lot of lich dragons.
asthanius: Firefighters
nyquister_: Indecent exposure safety?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
SK__Ren: Codpieces aren't real
notthepenguins: pants are a good idea if you plan to ride horses
DigitalSeahorse: safer from sunbrurn
DigitalSeahorse: irl
noa2828: Adam is giving the speech the Romans gave to soldiers returning from northern europe
TehAmelie: judging by 30 seasons of COPS, not wearing pants is very likely to get you arrested but never killed
Mr_Horrible: "They all seem to be talking about dicks, it's an opportune time to strike"
Raincoast_Bear: Scrooge Mcduck travelled the world and amassed his fortune without wearing pants.
Boon_33: back to codwatch 2022
Lysander_salamander: why
Violet__Violence: please
Lysander_salamander: :D
korvys: That's not a codpiece, that's his "Blue Origin"
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
notthepenguins: just brainrot
Mr_Horrible: Bloodborne's most infamous feature
betweenmyself: This time for sure
dumbo3k: if you have rot in your cum dungeon, please consult a physician
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Raincoast_Bear you know that's a fair point
saucemaster5000: the joke was unexpected and right to the face sadly
RomanGoro: @dumbo3k Or a good cleaning service
asthanius: Talkin bout that massive dumpy
Raincoast_Bear: FIRE BAD!
SymphonicLolita: dat pixel
Violet__Violence: holy fuck that health
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: boy Meltan's regional forme is a weird one
Lysander_salamander: I think it was Wheeler that had the pole
matthaus_c: diddled
Mr_Horrible: get up in that handussy
noa2828: Adam got fingered
betweenmyself: Destroyed by a great many fingies BibleThump
Mr_Horrible: damn, Glove from the Yellow Submarine movie has fallen on hard times
circusofkirkus: your dps disconnected :(
Violet__Violence: gg go next
TetraRay: lol
Raincoast_Bear: First Bears, now Wheelers seeing dogs...
Haroldholmes25: LUL
micalovits: Wasn't the dog!
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
saucemaster5000: never seen a more deserved death
BrowneePoints: I mean adam also decided to not put armor on
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam did ask you to do one thing
Violet__Violence: you had that coming lmao
micalovits: Dog didn't hit you, so they followed perfectly
Mr_Horrible: "I believe my *EXACT* words were..."
matthaus_c: Adam is never punished because he never deserves it
Violet__Violence: this is a visual nightmare hoo boy
Violet__Violence: awwww
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: look up?
BrowneePoints: it flame breathed from the corner
matthaus_c: vigour is a waste of points
matthaus_c: always has been
saucemaster5000: Miyazaki's Vigor is the problem
Violet__Violence: OH ;ALSKDJF
betweenmyself: Seamless has a few “creases where things meet up”
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
notthepenguins: OH
Violet__Violence: OH JESUS
BrowneePoints: i actually jumpscared
Obsolete2885: LOL
circusofkirkus: LUL
BlandSpice: There's a bug in this boss room that some players literally can't interact with it
Violet__Violence: that made me jump
betweenmyself: Snap back to reality!
noa2828: Me, in a world that's ending around me
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Raincoast_Bear: LaLaLa - not happening....
DandyGeek: Yeah, the mod author has said there was a bug from the first version that they have to chase down now, because v1.08 impacted netcode (4 max->6 max players)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean as long as Andrew is alive, does the instance reset? can everyone else respawn?
Violet__Violence: what the fuck lol
Violet__Violence: how is this working
TehAmelie: it's like watching the Buddha fight
mollyjames_: "I want to open a dialogue"
betweenmyself: Andrew successfully Disbelieved while the rest of the party died to an illusion. riffYeti
BrowneePoints: Sorry Adam all the Druids are in Nokron
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie I don't know why I laughed so hard at that but I did PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: paleoBronto katesRaid
Violet__Violence: that was giga damage just then
Mr_Horrible: "Nah man, my Swiftcast is down" *Casts Glare*
Mr_Horrible: wait, Mitch Hedberg died in combat?!?!
Seth_Erickson: where did the 5000 damage come from :O
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyKnife paleoBronto
quillilian: Alex's comment just reminded me of LRR's ad for the game Screencheat
matthaus_c: but imagine how grateful Mitch would be
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's mimicking you
matthaus_c: Andrew is the add
Violet__Violence: is it bugged?
TehAmelie: i wouldn't trade a hair of any of your heads for MItch Hedberg lrrSHINE
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saucemaster5000: playing as Richard Garfield intended
korvys: Dragon T Pose
betweenmyself: Please let Fortissax of Radagon start T posing
asthanius: Can he open a shortcut?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is Andrew's healthbar zero?
Lysander_salamander: his health is ticking down
notthepenguins: less the war and more the bad divorce
circusofkirkus: lore ResidentSleeper
TehAmelie: hmm it might be "seamless" because all the seams are ripped out?
notthepenguins: very bad divorce
saucemaster5000: her husband left her for his right hand
asthanius: UMMM
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh NO
notthepenguins: WOAH
Lysander_salamander: oh whoop
Violet__Violence: YEET
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: OH NO
TetraRay: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: paleoBronto katesRaid
matthaus_c: LMAO
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
saucemaster5000: incredible
SymphonicLolita: LUL
betweenmyself: Seamless is sometimes like a jigsaw puzzle, but it’s all edge pieces
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
head_cannon: LOL
asthanius: OKAY
Lysander_salamander: what the heck
iarethel0ser: We have discovered the subocean!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Mollylele: oh no
DigitalSeahorse: good end
ghizmou: that s the special attack
Lysander_salamander: you glitched through
asthanius: YESSSS
DeM0nFiRe: wat
micalovits: Wat
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait is this Alex's PoV? did Alex reach the subocean and glitch past??
circusofkirkus: ahahaha
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Alex is a MASTER
notthepenguins: ok, now one-shot the boss alex
Lysander_salamander: omg
roboticshaman: frame perfect skip
BlandSpice: Oh you've completely borked this
atinyspacemarine: Absolutely exceptional
fastlane250: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
noa2828: "normal"
shendaras: Are there two separate bosses?
shendaras: For the two phases?
notthepenguins: yes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Death Stranding got weird(er)
notthepenguins: oh
BrowneePoints: OH NO
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: YEEEEEEESSSS
Violet__Violence: IT'S MOHG
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Bugberry: which Mohg is this?
Mr_Horrible: NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL
betweenmyself: Boss is the Stop Sign from Desert Bus
Violet__Violence: holy shiiiiiit awesome fight
Lysander_salamander: that's beautiful
Applecrisp: is it strong mohg or weak mohg
niccus: annihilated
Strebenherz: Holy hell roasted
saucemaster5000: aw that's my favorite boss
Seth_Erickson: Strong Mohg Applecrisp
asthanius: URS
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Alex walked through the subocean to the next boss like someone stepping into the ethereal plane.
Bugberry: Both Mohg and Rennala are protecting egg babies
Seth_Erickson: Weak Mohg doesn't have a title card
raulghoulia: alex on the speed run
notthepenguins: weak mohg is still a boss
Mr_Horrible: I mean, FromSoft has *said* that any way you can find to progress is legitimate Kappa
notthepenguins: and the title card came from the rennala fight
Applecrisp: these streams are great
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: do we have to? because this is hilarious
betweenmyself: Graham Stark, aka Giant Fingies
atinyspacemarine: please do!
Violet__Violence: please do this is a riot
pn55: Please do!
Seth_Erickson: I mean they don't have Mohg, Fell Omen or whatever
thegitrogsquirrel: this is lrr at its best'
Lysander_salamander: This was a great episode
matthaus_c: now they're gonna beat the dragon
WiJohn: Good times!
Mr_Horrible: I've been recovering from seasonal allergies today and this stream has sent me into multiple coughing fits from laughing too hard LUL
saucemaster5000: Mohg Blade of Miquella
fastlane250: twas good
Serioavion: yes please do more in the future
I_Am_Clockwork: Thanks for the stream!
Seth_Erickson: But the boss has both of Mohg's title and Rennala's title combinged
SnowbirdMike: Thanks Streamers
WiJohn: Hi Adam!
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thank you Ben this is gold
Violet__Violence: this is so good
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
betweenmyself: That sound is NOT Adam doing poorly, don’t question it riffYeti
Seth_Erickson: queen of the fell moon. If it was weak Mohg I think it would be just Mohg queen of the moon right
Violet__Violence: ;LKDSAJF
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
asthanius: Cumstom
SymphonicLolita: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart lucidLove PrideLaugh
Lysander_salamander: so much nope
BrowneePoints: Conclude Adam
Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson the randomized bosses have their name, but the title card of wherever they got placed
rosesmcgee: Finish in that dungeon
BrowneePoints: Conclude the dungeon
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL vicksyPoint vicksyTail
corianderd: we're not building that in dwarf fortress
asthanius: Aww
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks for stream!
Violet__Violence: laterrrr
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
matthaus_c: goodbye bingle dinglers
betweenmyself: The dungeon is so hard it’s left many players quite salty… pennyWhat
josh___something: hello, G
Mr_Horrible: thanks for setting all this up, lads seabatClap seabatClap
DigitalSeahorse: kates7
lochnessseammonster: hello PrideLaugh
matthaus_c: twitch chat is the cumgeoneers
asthanius: Mince Raft!
baskwalla: Ages ages ages
Violet__Violence: ages....ages....ages....
korvys: Ages, ages, ages
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c please no. I beg you
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible Yeah I know but what I'm saying is Rennala's card isn't Queen of the Fell Moon. The Fell moon comes from bigger Mohg's longer name. At least I think that's what's happening
josh___something: AD
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible ahhhh, okay. I guess I missed that
betweenmyself: Something something Mine Kraft Dinner
SymphonicLolita: CHOO CHOO
josh___something: CHOOCHOO CHARLES
Violet__Violence: oh jesus
Dog_of_Myth: CHOO CHOO
JinaMahavira: SPIDER TRAIN
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Violet__Violence: froot froot
JinaMahavira: seabatClap seabatClap
lochnessseammonster: fruit fruit!
HadesLeprechaun: probably only one stream, unfortunately
matthaus_c: they are spiderberries, put them on the traIN
betweenmyself: Choo Choo Charlie is the new thirst trap. Everyone wants to run a train.
Seth_Erickson: oh wait I looked it up, it's weak Mohg not strong Mohg. Weak Mohg is Mohg, the Omen, and strong Mohg is Mohg, Lord of Blood.
Mr_Horrible: maybe a *little* your dwarves
corianderd: im using pumps for a reason!
josh___something: HOPEFULLY not dwarves... possibly might tho
BrowneePoints: Based on the Comics I take it
TehAmelie: a lesser known Dragonforce song
BrowneePoints: and those comics slap
saucemaster5000: I think this actually had a good designer behind it, unlike most licensed board games
matthaus_c: Cube will be up on the 15th
corianderd: something something volcano
gizmofreak1: We’lvl pay our respects to JDF on Wednesday
Darleysam: Gloomhaver! You actually have a gloom!
corianderd: @Darleysam good work squad member
Darleysam: @corianderd it's the autocomplete my brain fires off every time I hear the game's name!
niccus: simple having a wonderful gloomful time
DigitalSeahorse: hehe Labyrinth hands mouth
corianderd: @Darleysam lucky. mine fires on "gun"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this stream is definitely NOT pantsravaganza, I think we do know that
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam
matthaus_c: a horsetume
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SymphonicLolita: huehuehue
GhostValv: wowie
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Violet__Violence: byeeeee!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: night!
GhostValv: o7
DigitalSeahorse: thankies
DigitalSeahorse: kates7 digita435Duck1 lucidLove
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS katesADS katesADS
lirazel64: Night!
Boon_33: goodnight all
korvys: Secret Paul!
Boon_33: goodnight Paul
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Night paul
Strebenherz: Goodnight Rune Bear Paul!
shendaras: lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: This is wisdom I will use in my every day life, thank you
DigitalSeahorse: katesFlower
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
mtvcdm: Always reset your bears
mtvcdm: Remember to turn your bears back one hour every November
LoadingReadyRun: sometimes you get the 30ft tall invisible Runebear, sometimes the 30ft tall invisible Runebear gets you
DeM0nFiRe: tbh I don't think I am ever getting the 30ft tall runebear, I thinke they are always gonna get me