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fungal_bird: Where do we enter codes???
Gekyouryuu: so, g + james, the other day wotc showed off Jace, kaito, Kaya, koth, lukka, nahiri, nissa, vraska, wanderer, and tyvar, and said 5 of them would be compleated. any predictions who it'll be?
NewtyNewts: 12500
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NewtyNewts: gold, that is
JarofGoats: Just need them to break the server ~12 more times and they're basically free
aggrocrow: some got leaked so no spoilers in chat pls
TemporallyAwry: No love/hate for Tibalt PrideShrug
ekplayscards: Alex Kessler's series has been really awesome to listen to on this subject.
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JarofGoats: Himbo Shirtless Elf
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Bugberry: But the characters we want to survive will likely get got
IbunWest: Which characters have had their story wrapped up
micalovits: Is some rumors of timeline shenanigans where its one set of 5 in one timeline, and the other 5 in another - so we get the opposite in MOM
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XivXiyan: arena cube PogBones
fungal_bird: @accountmadeforants oh, duh. Got confused for a sec, thinking they finally let codes be entered on the mobile client
Bugberry: Broalchemy is kinda neat
tehfewl: Cube or Bro
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ekplayscards: Cube aliasPog
aggrocrow: well 2 of those have Alchemy in them, so I vote BRO
samu_btdp1985: mono Red cub
NewtyNewts: coob
QuixoticScrivener: How about Jump In?
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NewtyNewts: Bets on games!
Inquisitor_Xian: so we all vote for that one huh?
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samu_btdp1985: qoob
IbunWest: Thanks Twitch
rdiffee7: Cube is great. I don't think there are any alchemy cards in it
fungal_bird: Q O O B
yuan42: based decision making james
samu_btdp1985: mono Red please
memnus: Don't you still have a draft deck left over from last week?
aggrocrow: Cube does have Alchemy cards last I checked
samu_btdp1985: young pizzi?
rdiffee7: thoughtsies
Juliamon: peezy
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lirazel64: Lyin' Lord Hosk.
RAZRBCK08: the Bro alchemy cards are mostly fine tbh
micalovits: EI is also a busted card tbf
Bugberry: I hear prioritizing early interaction is good for early picks.
lackingsanity: i'd be tempted by god pharaoh's gift
rdiffee7: Egg is a good spells matter follow up perhaps
Bugberry: fairy?
jazzyjrw: Borrower?
Bugberry: adventures are spells
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: egg
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Bugberry: I've gotten the full Sune's value a couple times.
rdiffee7: Take sunes, go jeskai
Lord_Hosk: Take the RARE!
jazzyjrw: Intervention
micalovits: Jeskai spells is a thing I guess? I'd just take the best card
ErisOfSpace: This a cube or just a wild selection of arena cards?
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: sunes
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: borrower tho
Juliamon: It's a cube
lackingsanity: ledger shredder?
micalovits: I like shredder
JarofGoats: Maybe Crime Bird
Bugberry: I also hear lands are good to take early so you can guarantee flexible choices later.
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: theres a lot of fixing in this cube
micalovits: WE have seen a bunch of duals
Bugberry: You can tell I just listened to Limited Resource's Cube podcast.
petey_vonwho: much more creature heavy from what I've seen so far
micalovits: Fireballdragon! :D
tehfewl: beeg dragon
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: mishras command and micromance would have been sweet together
bartimus_thundercask: binding thoug?
goombalax: I just got annihilated by torbran + chainwhirler, this cube is wild
TwitchTVsFrank: are there fetchs?
NewtyNewts: choko malk
Gekyouryuu: is this Arena Cube or Traditional Arena Cube?
Bugberry: @TwitchTVsFrank Fetches aren't on Arena, yet.
Wolfstrike_NL: red blue spells seems fun this cube
Gekyouryuu: ah, neat
MegaDosX: So I only just got here, and this deck already looks the beginnings of something gross
WiJohn: I've noticed a lot of people trying to get cute with slow decks per normal, ran mono red and went 7-1
Bugberry: @MegaDosX That's the feeling I get looking at most of the cards in a high power cube.
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micalovits: Opt probably?
MegaDosX: Glad to see you on the other side of it Graham
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QuaziK_: <3
MegaDosX: Take deck!
MegaDosX: Take the deck, streamer
fungal_bird: You also kept the mustache longer than the other hair
MegaDosX: Boo
warboss5: Cubing it up, I see
QuaziK_: a very hopeful delver
NewtyNewts: Graham, He With The Nosey Hair
MegaDosX: OPUS
MegaDosX: Oh man if Urza shows up
warboss5: Definitely Opus
Daggerpeak: pour one out for kenji, lost to an opus earlier today
EvilBadman: Opus Magma style
MegaDosX: But Opus is great
lackingsanity: I think you might want the birth of meletis?
MegaDosX: I still jam a Jeskai Mizzix's Mastery deck built around Opusing people over and over in Historic, it's so much fun
Mangledpixel: I'm currently having laser hair removal treatments, and they've taught me a lot about the surprising differences between chin hair, under chin hair, sideburn hair, and moustache hair
fungal_bird: I like Poppet
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a_shortfall_of_gravitas: poppet I think
MegaDosX: Poppet Stitcher at least synergises with Peezy
NewtyNewts: Poppet Stitcher also may work with Magma slightly
micalovits: Damnit
MegaDosX: OH WOW
Fyurios: We can dream
MegaDosX: The two people to your left are definitely not in UW
Mangledpixel: there is ALWAYS a chance
micalovits: We just open a second in pack 3, easy draft
NewtyNewts: James may get the second chance at Urza meld
XivXiyan: norrrrn!
KingOfDoma: proto-mom!
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fungal_bird: Oh hi mom!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: stupid sexy djinn to
EvilBadman: What double white precious
MegaDosX: Panharmommycon
micalovits: Panharmommycon is amazing
MegaDosX: It is an outstanding nickname
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a_shortfall_of_gravitas: baral
LurkerSpine: Baral is p good though
lackingsanity: baral or kitten
micalovits: I really like Baral
MegaDosX: Baral *hiss*
bytecaster: What have the angels ever done for us?
MegaDosX: Arena heard you and answered
LurkerSpine: Mully D
Bugberry: You don't need a lot of soldiers for her to be good.
Al_Azil3: Blink+Blade splicer, good old modern classic :D
Juliamon: We might just *not* be running Peezy
drunkonmystery: Myrel also stops your opponent from doing things on your turn
RAZRBCK08: Angel was just a removal dodger but now we have a nice other upside potentially
Bugberry: Big White
MegaDosX: White seems open I think
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: Patriars humiliation is great to
bytecaster: Monowhite!
micalovits: I think farewell is better? Boardclear is great
LurkerSpine: Reflector Mage is just gross
lackingsanity: I think you might just be a UW blink deck now and not a spells deck
MegaDosX: IT WHEELED
micalovits: WAT
Juliamon: Welp
MrTheWalrus: We did it!
Juliamon: Let's drop red
memnus: Yooooooo.
warboss5: DO IT
Fyurios: The dream is alive!
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: we live here now
MegaDosX: I vote keep Opus
NewtyNewts: We're on Urza, boys
Dromos_GHG: Woooo!
yuan42: no bussin shot
lackingsanity: loran
TheWriterAleph: 0-2/milkshake here we come Kappa
bytecaster: Loran is interaction
TyBurna: Resto Angel, Reflector Mage, Blade Splicer, get a Soulherder and you got my favorite modern blink deck I've had.
fungal_bird: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Verrain2: Meld!
lackingsanity: ephemerate
warboss5: Call?
bytecaster: Ephemerate, blue-white blink it is!
fungal_bird: God I love cube
JarofGoats: Can we just... take the rest of the pack and let them sort it out
lackingsanity: djinn is really strong
warboss5: Wow, your colors are WIDE open, aren't they?
Fyurios: That is a splash
JarofGoats: Hope the rest of the table's having fun fighting over Jund I guess??
MegaDosX: White is wide open holy shit
MegaDosX: OH MY GOD
TheWriterAleph: omg LUL
wordlessRage: BIT T
Fyurios: Tefari!?
clubmoss_: KomodoHype
Juliamon: Sure. Sure. OK.
MegaDosX: This deck looks disgusting
warboss5: Grim Lavamancer is good too
MegaDosX: Teferi windmill slam that card is miserable
wordlessRage: yeah it’s big T
Juliamon: We already have a deck, this is all just gravy
MegaDosX: The curve is quite something
Fyurios: gl cutting the extra cards down
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GredGredmansson: what are we draf-
warboss5: Elite
GredGredmansson: OH.
ThatGenieProblem: Spellbinder yeah
lackingsanity: tbh I think the red cards are not worth it given how many other strong top end cards you have
Phosfur: hole?
MegaDosX: Spellbinder's rude
bytecaster: Spellbinder is good, pressure and tempo
Juliamon: GredGredmansson Would you believe we p1p1 Young Peezy?
MegaDosX: Wandering Emperor too
micalovits: Emperor is nasty
warboss5: Wandering Emp
GredGredmansson: Also, what is this draft format
passwordlost_hereiam: Fixing
LurkerSpine: reflector mage?
randomletters5: graham taking all the double white pips top ends: "after all why shouldn't I?"
ThatGenieProblem: You don't pass an emp tho
bytecaster: Yet!
GredGredmansson: @Juliamon No I wouldn't
wordlessRage: Emperor eyes emoji
lackingsanity: emperor is too good
clubmoss_: emp
MrUglama: reflector blink
MrTheWalrus: Emperor?
luci_geekery: the stones too
Juliamon: Cube is a hell of a thing
1y1e: you can bounce the stones!
warboss5: Its removal
GredGredmansson: Is this the latest Arena Cube or something
ponbern: mightstone is repeating removal with T circle
MegaDosX: Luminarch Aspirant's quite something
GredGredmansson: Wanderer is cool; sure hope nothing bad happens to her
bytecaster: Map for ramp?
warboss5: Luminar is never bad
clubmoss_: BibleThump
Fyurios: We a big boi deck
gunslinger2014: map
MegaDosX: Map might be better
MegaDosX: Sad to see Opus go but that's probably correct
lackingsanity: I'd take the fountain here
gunslinger2014: land
NewtyNewts: Not going for the instant/sorcery cast plan?
lackingsanity: eiganjo
passwordlost_hereiam: Eiganjo
GredGredmansson: Ejganjo?
MegaDosX: Oh boy Star of Extinction? Not for this deck but that's fun
Phosfur: Removal seems good now
MegaDosX: Just cut some lands lrrBEEJ
drunkonmystery: in the early game, it's land. In the alte game, it's removal
micalovits: Doubt we get to flip it
Stysiaq: lay down the arms?
bytecaster: Do we ever flip it?
GredGredmansson: any mana sinks for powerstones?
gunslinger2014: hole
MegaDosX: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
lackingsanity: hole is probably correct, jin is funny
randomletters5: wow no one is in white, blue
MegaDosX: Jin GItaxias would have been funny but the Hole is probably the better choice
GredGredmansson: its Norn and Norn Alone Day
micalovits: Its probably pathway
LurkerSpine: I still think teleportation circle with reflector mage would've been gross af
bytecaster: Sadly no double norn
memnus: rdropLurk
micalovits: Oh god, so many cuts
MegaDosX: Don't thirst on main
lackingsanity: i'd play trickster over pteramander for sure
micalovits: Delver is probably bad
lackingsanity: same with the poppet stitcher
bytecaster: Same reasoning for pteramander?
GredGredmansson: how did I miss the 3 PWs
GredGredmansson: 4 if you count Urza
the_one_and_only_kim: legions landing is for hyper agro yeah
MegaDosX: Splicer, Spellbinder, Reflector Mage
warboss5: Portable Hole? Not sure how many good 1/2 drops you'll run into
gunslinger2014: resto angle
LurkerSpine: ^
micalovits: The harvester maaaaybe?
the_one_and_only_kim: shore up is cuttable
warboss5: Blade Splicer?
micalovits: I would be afraid of not having things to crew the harvester
MegaDosX: I'm medium on the harvester tbh
bytecaster: @micalovits Or only norn, which feels like a waste
the_one_and_only_kim: negate is playable in cube
Wolfstrike_NL: stitcher and map
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Calaban161: what dose elspeth do?
the_one_and_only_kim: id rather negate over Shore up
warboss5: How many soldiers do you have?
MegaDosX: That curve is...something
lackingsanity: the deck is a bit of just a good stuff deck, a few of the cards are kind of going for different game plans
warboss5: For Myrel
MegaDosX: Teferi is miserable to play against and Emperor is at a minimum removal, but Elspeth might not fit this deck
wordlessRage: Is cut elspeth for negate
gunslinger2014: what dose the intervention do
karlmartin001: Your top end is insane already. Just need to get therre
lackingsanity: merfolk trickster?
karlmartin001: Negate seems good
warboss5: Yeah, agreed
BrookJustBones: Not birth of melitas?
ponbern: cut elspeth for landing
lackingsanity: also yeah birth is good
rdiffee7: Negate is going to hit some bangers so I don't hate it.
GredGredmansson: rip Elspeth Respelspeth
MegaDosX: Haha
warboss5: Oh man, those lands take me back
MegaDosX: They're new to Arena as of the Alchemy release
bytecaster: Fresh of the printing press
MegaDosX: But you couldn't use them until today when you could buy them in the daily deal
BrookJustBones: Can we set a default land yet?
MegaDosX: @BrookJustBones Next year apparently
Daggerpeak: messed up hand
BrookJustBones: Then I will still not buy any lands
MegaDosX: This hand is something
warboss5: Kaldheim Xmas
GredGredmansson: Gingerbread Koma
MegaDosX: Of a sort
NewtyNewts: Artifact ramp at least
bytecaster: The classic, I'm at five mana, lets ramp!
MegaDosX: Rude
TacitusVigil: How goes this episode of Towers, Drive Ins, and Hive?
NewtyNewts: I wonder if blue/white being so open was meant to be a sign...
MrTheWalrus: Okay?
warboss5: Huh...
GredGredmansson: what ELSE are they going to name
MegaDosX: Our Lili does not work anymore, oh no.
the_one_and_only_kim: well they arent ghosting
RAZRBCK08: should've picked any Teferi tbh
TheWriterAleph: shoot your shot i guess
Loonatic93: The great Azorius planeswalker Liliana.
lackingsanity: you don't need to trade vanguard, you can block and pay life to kill one of their creatures
warboss5: You can blink in Resto to kill the Revoker and stop it from locking down all those Lilis you have!
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bytecaster: Nice
MegaDosX: Ao and Adanto?
GredGredmansson: we DO have the thing!
frozenphoenix7: Ao + Vanguard imo
warboss5: Bin the land! LIVE DANGEROUSLY!
MegaDosX: I mean. Who knows.
MegaDosX: Next turn we draw a land and Teferi and they scoop :)
bytecaster: Draw a land, hopefully
GredGredmansson: you sure can
NewtyNewts: Lensbolter
MegaDosX: Not to cast, but to activate
warboss5: Absolutely
bytecaster: Yes
BrookJustBones: Resto reflectormage would be great
princess_intell: hey there!
GredGredmansson: Urza also makes it cheaper to cast
MegaDosX: I smell Cleave
wordlessRage: If land, big T, if no land, resto
warboss5: Oh dear
lackingsanity: good ol mono red
wordlessRage: Unfortunate :(
Robot_Bones: rude
TheWriterAleph: embercleave smells like brimstone probably
princess_intell: i forget how broken embercleave is
MegaDosX: You could also just kill her with Mightstone
frozenphoenix7: Could kill Magda with the Stone
bytecaster: We can mightstone the magda?
warboss5: Stone Maggy
princess_intell: @TheWriterAleph i assumed more like general fire
MegaDosX: Six
GredGredmansson: 6
MegaDosX: Gives +1/+1
frozenphoenix7: Six
passwordlost_hereiam: 6
princess_intell: i think y'all are dead
MegaDosX: They can now
GredGredmansson: oh right they can blitz that
princess_intell: rip
micalovits: Teferi the cleave?
MegaDosX: It's only one more turn
GredGredmansson: it's been their turn
warboss5: Flash the Angel, block Maggy?
MegaDosX: Teferi the Cleave does let you live
frozenphoenix7: So tuck Cleave or Resto block then
princess_intell: is this a good cube?
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NewtyNewts: Hopefully this isn't a sign.
the_one_and_only_kim: being on the draw vs monorred is hard to win
princess_intell: teferi is such a dad
MegaDosX: If they have any real burn we're boned I think
Juliamon: Blue mages are obligated to make bad puns
frozenphoenix7: Uh, are we just dead to Castle?
RAZRBCK08: they have the castle
MegaDosX: Oh wait
MegaDosX: Embereth
JarofGoats: Ah, we're dead to embreth
princess_intell: rip
MegaDosX: lmao DOB
MegaDosX: Opponent don't flex just kill us
warboss5: Ouch
passwordlost_hereiam: Embercleave sure is a card that exists
bytecaster: They just wanted to hear the voice line
krfsm: getting their dailies in, I guess?
gunslinger2014: magda could also gust get the cleave back
MegaDosX: UW control(?) loses to Embercleave, film at 11
Akaiatana: A bad cube is like being caged in a prism
passwordlost_hereiam: I love when tricks are just as powerful regardless of whether you predict them or not
keyforgealchemist: mono... dread?
TheWriterAleph: to cubes, you say.
NewtyNewts: Cubecumber
princess_intell: i've never once seen an actual WOTC employee badge on arena
MegaDosX: And you can ramp into it with Map
the_one_and_only_kim: that game just reminded me how much I disliked Embercleave standard
princess_intell: and i play a LOT of arena
bytecaster: So rude
MegaDosX: I always hate seeing Thalia played >_>
princess_intell: thalia might be my favorite white card
bytecaster: I have seen it twice
GredGredmansson: top 2? uh oh
micalovits: Map or wastes?
Akaiatana: Unfortunately they all fell off a WotC-cliff
princess_intell: would those accounts be for play-testing?
Loonatic93: I have run into the Orange names four times in total. Usually in special events.
GredGredmansson: settle.
MegaDosX: Gotta be Adeline
the_one_and_only_kim: adeline
rdiffee7: adeline probably
princess_intell: it just seems odd to have random company-run accounts for something like arena where you don't need mods
GredGredmansson: really?
TheWriterAleph: trash the adeline, play around wreckage
bytecaster: Adeline seems like a problem
jazzyjrw: Knowing about Settle is great
NewtyNewts: If the spellbinder dies, does the 'able to cast Adeline' go away?
the_one_and_only_kim: settle is easy to beat when you know its cvoming
bytecaster: They can't settle us, if we never attack. Taps forehead
Juliamon: Now we just have the Settle of Damocles over our head
TheWriterAleph: @NewtyNewts it does not
princess_intell: has anyone else just been staring at all the alt art previews
princess_intell: my poor wallet with all those basics
MegaDosX: Myrel does turn off that Settle
gunslinger2014: she stops settle
MegaDosX: !card myrel
LRRbot: Myrel, Shield of Argive [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/4] | During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments. / Whenever Myrel, Shield of Argive attacks, create X 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature tokens, where X is the number of Soldiers you control.
MegaDosX: Also turns off the dog on your turn
GredGredmansson: I'll settle YOUR wreckage
underhill33: sick
MegaDosX: Map and start ramping
princess_intell: man this game is cool
memnus: Ramping toward Farewell seems great here, to skip all their death Farewell does skip their death triggers
roastbeefsandwitch: "You don't seem happy to see me, sweetie. Did I say something wrong? Is my sword and pretty armor not polished right?"
bytecaster: I'd rather have a land
micalovits: Splicer+ephemerate still seems insanse
drunkonmystery: GTG, but I look forward to the VOD later
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Robot_Bones: Splicer no splicing
princess_intell: has wotc announced anything else for the actual 30th next year?
wordlessRage: Ephemerate on splicer double block Adeline is HOT
MegaDosX: Don't hate it
JarofGoats: They do have the dog
GredGredmansson: SeemsGood
karlmartin001: Set stop to scry on upkeep?
Akaiatana: They really dogged a bullet there
lackingsanity: gotta get rid of the dog some time
the_one_and_only_kim: you get another golem next upokeep too
MegaDosX: That Celebrant is about to pop off
princess_intell: !card blade splicer
LRRbot: Blade Splicer [2W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer [1/1] | When Blade Splicer enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. / Golems you control have first strike.
GredGredmansson: yeah because then we couldn't attack with Spellbinder
MegaDosX: Your board is about to get ridiculous next turn
rdiffee7: Map is going to pop and give treasure
MegaDosX: Map can get you the mana you need
GredGredmansson: Map makes treasures too
princess_intell: james curse
MegaDosX: I smell a wrath
lackingsanity: they have a farewell too?
wordlessRage: This stinks of wrath
Akaiatana: Are they settling themselves for ramp?
princess_intell: how did you click on both tokens at once?
MegaDosX: WHAT
Akaiatana: Called it
bytecaster: Ramp!
Fyurios: LUL
micalovits: Lol, thats a concede If I ever saw one
TheWriterAleph: the graceful bowout
wordlessRage: ????
TheWriterAleph: o7
MegaDosX: Opponent can block warriors confirmed
underhill33: well
JarofGoats: Scooping with STYLE
GredGredmansson: OW
Daggerpeak: lrrJUDGE
EOstby: Good memes.
MegaDosX: Here's how boned you were opponent :p
GredGredmansson: died on First Strike damage step
MegaDosX: Yeah Myrel's great
bytecaster: Maybe they had a "bring plains into play" daily?
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dreaminginautumn: That was quite the Settle...
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owangel1: Reading the card explains the card
MagicBrad37: i drew nothing but lands there!!
MegaDosX: This hand is bizarre
MagicBrad37: so i figured i might as well settle myself
princess_intell: how do i click on more than one creature token at once?
RAZRBCK08: Myrel is very good for that first line the soldier thing is just extra text
easterncaveofwonders: The soldiers deck is climbing up the standard meta and boy howdy she’s a thorn I. My side.
marxmarksman: You might be entitled to a big land settlement.
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princess_intell: or a medium cash hamelet
TheWriterAleph: "Go Settle yourself" sounds vicious
MagicBrad37: i saw i was playing against you, and avoided your stream for he duration of the game
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MegaDosX: @MagicBrad37 I had to for the brass ball move of Settling yourself there :p
fungal_bird: Like "Settle down" but also "Get colonized"
NewtyNewts: Settle yourself over.
MegaDosX: lmao bye
princess_intell: my favorite bird!!!!
rdiffee7: I just watched your kaldheim rumble vod, randomly came up on my YT feed. Broken 4c snow decks
MegaDosX: There's a thing in the store that gives it an old frame
TheWriterAleph: Alphabird
Daggerpeak: all fun and games until you loop the bird
MegaDosX: Oh neat we can Patriars that
laundreydhull: Alphonse
princess_intell: i got to play timetwister and a mox emerald in the same historic brawl game, it was awesome
MegaDosX: Don't hate it
bytecaster: Yeah, seems fine
MegaDosX: What else are you doing with that tbh
princess_intell: i even got to cast a black lotus once, best turn ever
MagicBrad37: @MegaDosX figured i might as well do it. couldnt cast it on LRR
Bugberry: Most of the Power 9 are just fast mana, so having to play a card to get them in your deck isn't as good as it sounds.
NewtyNewts: Cancelling abilities on whatever Phyrexian they bring out
MegaDosX: @MagicBrad37 Graham learned midway through that game what Myrel does :p
TheWriterAleph: it's the principle :p
princess_intell: doesn't mean i don't get The Tingles from getting to cast Ancestral
MegaDosX: Why is it an instant
DoctorH0pe: is that the first time The Power Nine has been referred to as such in game?
MegaDosX: Good lord
princess_intell: @DoctorH0pe i think so
GredGredmansson: oh hey, an enchantment
MagicBrad37: @MegaDosX well, it really killed my plan. lol
RAZRBCK08: that intervention is an instant?
micalovits: Remember to non target the omen! So it wont fizzle if they can sac it
MegaDosX: Yeah Sune's Intervention is like the white version of Sublime Epiphany
laundreydhull: I guess they're fine. maybe if they made more spellbooks themed to Mystical Arches or whatever they call the BRO Antiquities A R T cards.
TheWriterAleph: Kaito wears "juicy" sweatpants probably
GredGredmansson: @micalovits oh, that's a good point...
micalovits: I have lost a game to that, in this cube earlier today xD
MegaDosX: You could go for it
GredGredmansson: so they need to play the artifact or not have enough to sac it
lackingsanity: uh oh
GredGredmansson: oh
MegaDosX: They also could just counter this
GredGredmansson: TARGET PLAYER
micalovits: Oh, its target player gains 3 life xD
lackingsanity: ohhhh
GredGredmansson: so it doesn't fizzle
MegaDosX: Depends on their hand
MegaDosX: What you got opponent?
MegaDosX: Could be worse
princess_intell: sounds like some jank waiting to happen
GredGredmansson: well it didn't fizzle
MegaDosX: Kaito pls
Sage0fMadness: LUL
laundreydhull: goodbye kite man, . . .
bytecaster: Kaito might be a bit of a dork
MegaDosX: Neat. Anyway.
LurkerSpine: phone buster buster
WiJohn: That's a big fella
JarofGoats: Noxy-G!
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TheWriterAleph: the best defense is to punch your opponent in the face, it's true
MegaDosX: Full value! critroleTouchdown
princess_intell: i think almost all planeswalkers are secretly dorks
MegaDosX: And a heck of a thing to seek
NewtyNewts: Big claps
hackingducks: ugh the card advantage
BrookJustBones: It would have still been a removal spell
bytecaster: Maybe they just didn't want to die to the flyer
WiJohn: @princess_intell Who is the least dork planeswalker?
GredGredmansson: @princess_intell ...gideon...
karlmartin001: Garruk
micalovits: Chad
the_one_and_only_kim: Angrath
BipolarExpres5: we cubing?
Bugberry: Ashiok
TemporallyAwry: Tibalt PrideShrug
BrookJustBones: Angrath
MegaDosX: Yeah Angrath
Sage0fMadness: Angrath
princess_intell: garruk beats up dorks
TwitchTVsFrank: garruk
BrookJustBones: Koth
LurkerSpine: Nah, I think Angrath is kinda dorky
roastbeefsandwitch: Koth and Angrath are both quite Metal.
WiJohn: Angrath seems like a good answer
BrookJustBones: Norset
BipolarExpres5: Dack Fayden
Bugberry: Angrath has that dad vibe though
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP meld
GredGredmansson: we can ALMOST cast both
Daggerpeak: gonna meld all over this guy
Bugberry: He's basically Kratos
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hackingducks: just drew the natural urza
GredGredmansson: 1 mana off
bytecaster: Almost enough mana, so close
MegaDosX: Spacebar spacebar?
TemporallyAwry: Come on Hubris PridePog
micalovits: 2 mana off playing and melding urza if they have a board clear
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: That's fair
MegaDosX: At least you won this time!
poxeylim: They could've blocked with the Hive?
NewtyNewts: Urza in potentia
Sage0fMadness: yeah they weren't just dead on board
GredGredmansson: did they have enough mana to turn it on?
GredGredmansson: and not tap itself?
MegaDosX: This deck has yielded some strange opening hands
Sage0fMadness: yes
princess_intell: patriar's humiliation is broken in historic brawl
lordericter: oh is this the cube?
MegaDosX: @princess_intell At least they can't turn your commander off with it
NewtyNewts: Does humiliation cancel Thalia?
MegaDosX: Hate Thalia
karlmartin001: Dejavu
warboss5: lrrGRAHAM_SG
GredGredmansson: do we silence her
princess_intell: @MegaDosX yes it does. perpetual.
Wolfstrike_NL: Map? Thalia? Again ?!
hackingducks: well this is feeling familiar
warboss5: Welp
GredGredmansson: lurrus
princess_intell: !card patriar's humiliation
LRRbot: Patriar's Humiliation [W] | Instant | Target creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Patriar's Humiliation deals damage to it equal to the number of creatures you control.
MegaDosX: @princess_intell When a commander returns to the command zone you can clear Perpetual effects
NewtyNewts: Yeah, that might be more impactful
bytecaster: The perpetually loses all abilities on lurrus seems very good
NewtyNewts: For now they don't have a hit for it
warboss5: Oh no
micalovits: Oh no
fungal_bird: Oof
GredGredmansson: jiminy crimbob
TheWriterAleph: oh wow, they just built The Deck, huh
WiJohn: Oh look, they're adding to 20!
MegaDosX: You desperately need to ramp and draw your Farewell tbh
warboss5: Save us Myrel!
fungal_bird: Did we grab that Farewell?
LurkerSpine: vanguard and humiliate?
GredGredmansson: the 7* mana farewell
warboss5: Trick?
WiJohn: It's a trap!
MegaDosX: Shenaniganry
LurkerSpine: I feel like the luminarch aspirant is a problem lol
fungal_bird: One can hope we hold. Hoold. HOOOLLD.
TheWriterAleph: yeesh.
fungal_bird: but nah
GredGredmansson: ow
MegaDosX: Get under that bus, Vampire
micalovits: Oh
warboss5: Welp...
MegaDosX: You're dead
NewtyNewts: And that's the game.
GredGredmansson: DEEP YIKES
Wolfstrike_NL: welp
wordlessRage: Ah, lmao
WiJohn: Oh dear...
TheWriterAleph: *pained chuckle*
fungal_bird: welp
BrookJustBones: benginO7
fungal_bird: NotLikeThis
bytecaster: Um, I have bad news
laundreydhull: Exiling the meld in commander probably doesn't bring the entire meld back, right? Since only one of the two properly function as the commander?!?
MegaDosX: No blocks save you here
micalovits: Thanks autotapper <3
Gekyouryuu: -_- just did a game of this, and it is NOT fun to fight a boros deck that has Wandering Emperor, Leyline Binding, Seal Away, Settle the Wreckage, and Chandra Awakened Inferno. "you're not allowed to play, just to die."
NewtyNewts: Well done, hidden red.
Spritz_T: unfortunate
MegaDosX: So far, the bane of this UW deck is red
MegaDosX: I'm shocked.
fungal_bird: Against a quick deck though, not super surprising
warboss5: Still, both losses to Agro nut draws, can't be TOO disappointed by that
MegaDosX: Oh no it's juicy boy again
lackingsanity: you have a few cards you could bring in to be a bit less weak against aggro, like birth of meletis
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warboss5: Oh no, the mirror
MegaDosX: Oh hey you can kill that with the stones
bytecaster: Wait, that card is in our deck
NewtyNewts: Other Urza!
googoltudoris: got it in one!
MegaDosX: If you get to kill that Urza with the stones I will laugh
laundreydhull: Urza dyes to his own Might/Weak Stones
warboss5: That's a big clock
warboss5: Swing out at K?
RAZRBCK08: you can disallow it if you want
yuan42: "we gotta kill kaito" sounds something like a phyrexian would say g
Calaban161: I would have shore up to kill urza
GredGredmansson: Kaito is one of the candidates...
BrookJustBones: Can you disallow the midnight clock redraw?
NewtyNewts: Or they just make Borg noises
MegaDosX: Hmm.
warboss5: Graham = sleeper agent CONFIRMED
googoltudoris: "googol tudoris: 2 google 2 doris"
GreatWahooney: I thought their catchphase was something like "resistance is futile"
WiJohn: Blurgle blargle blah sounds like something a phyrexian would say...
SmashTCG: taffySus
quixy23: lrrADAM Do you have a Settle the Wreckage in your deck in case things go bad?
GredGredmansson: @BrookJustBones you can counter the discard and draw
warboss5: Seems fair
MegaDosX: Disallow seems better right now
Texan_Reverend: @googoltudoris We're watching on the Roku, but I heard you get mentioned and wanted to say hi.
SmashTCG: Look, all i know is that the word "proliferate" is on the Vraska card"
SmashTCG: And im here for it
GredGredmansson: @SmashTCG hush you
GredGredmansson: sorry if that's rude
laundreydhull: Jin Gitaxias be like; "Kite Man Know Two Much; Must Go Bye Bytes. . . like that one TRON Movie!"
warboss5: Kill it!
googoltudoris: @Texan_Reverend hi! your holiday presents are in the mail (FINALLY)
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bytecaster: Has anyone told Kaito that providing his own narration doesn't really help with the whole "Don't get noticed thing" Ninjas try to do?
warboss5: Yeah, counter it
MegaDosX: And you can save the Shore Up for a kill spell
TheWriterAleph: @bytecaster "Ugh, he's doing his own theme music??"
GreatWahooney: the counter becomes the countered!
MegaDosX: You can also Teferi the clock
micalovits: Or just teferi it
karlmartin001: Teferi solves the clock
MegaDosX: That sounds lewd somehow
WiJohn: @bytecaster I believe he's a proponent of the Naruto school of colorful, loud ninjas
lordericter: tuck tuck clockfort
googoltudoris: !decklist
laundreydhull: @karlmartin001 I hate how fitting that sounds...
MegaDosX: Yeah +1
bytecaster: @laundreydhull What is a clock if not a weird puzzle box
googoltudoris: uh, i don't think that got updated lol
BrookJustBones: Clock still has a while to go though right?
MegaDosX: And you can hold Shore Up as well!
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laundreydhull: UU, imply Counter spell? LUL
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MegaDosX: Rude.
micalovits: RIP Teferi
TheWriterAleph: hey wait, but that card's good
MegaDosX: !card shore up
LRRbot: Shore Up [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.
SmashTCG: shame you cant bounce teferi
NewtyNewts: Now would be a great time to get that sorcery.
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Sage0fMadness: borrower is lethal with shore up
Sage0fMadness: if they tap out
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
TheWriterAleph: load-bearing clock
GredGredmansson: broke your dumb clock
bytecaster: They must have really liked that clock
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quixy23: Looks like Midnight CLock was their win-con.
Sage0fMadness: "broke your stupid clock!"
NewtyNewts: Correct counting.
TheOges: All About Eves
MercurialVox: oh no
quixy23: ZA WORL- nope.
TemporallyAwry: Oh no lrrSPOOP
laundreydhull: Crimmus Advent Eves?
GredGredmansson: golgari eh
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MegaDosX: OK am I the only one who wants to hear a version of Eminem's Rap God but instead with Ashnod?
googoltudoris: buy it use it break it sack it
karlmartin001: !card Eganjo
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: Also Resto Angel and Reflector Mage seems gross
MegaDosX: Particularly with Ephemerate in hand
karlmartin001: !card eiganjo
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
quixy23: !card urza, lord protector
LRRbot: Urza, Lord Protector [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/4] | Artifact, instant, and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {7}: If you both own and control Urza, Lord Protector and an artifact named The Mightstone and Weakstone, exile them, then meld them into Urza, Planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.
Robot_Bones: Its beginning to feel a lot like Ashnod, every where you go SingsNote
Wiliart: @MegaDosX Hope mtgremy does it?
karlmartin001: !card eiganjo, seat of the emp
bytecaster: That Shakedown Heavy cannot catch a break
NewtyNewts: Let's start ticking down that clock!
adambomb625: Do they have the meld pair?
GreatWahooney: yes!
NewtyNewts: You cast on their turn
GredGredmansson: you flickered it during their turn
f_tan_theta: probably has motion sickness at this point
Gekyouryuu: I've got a Hey You Guys in my deck. I hoping to get either it or the Wurmcoil Engine alongside the Kiki-Jiki saga or Jaxis the Troublemaker and just start cloning them
googoltudoris: yeah, i deffo saw mightstone and weakstone in the last game
MegaDosX: Graham reading cards left and right this stream
yuan42: oh no, im up against tzeench too many schemes
NewtyNewts: Ephemerate time?
Sage0fMadness: oh no OP
micalovits: Time to bounce it again?
MegaDosX: Ephemerate the Mage
MegaDosX: Yeah do it
NewtyNewts: Ephemerate reflector, then bounce shakedown?
MegaDosX: And then bounce Ashnod on your upkeep
micalovits: Poor shakedown heavy, gotta feel really sick with all this bouncing
TheWriterAleph: Shaken-Down Heavy
memnus: Ephemerate Myrel, then ephemerate Reflector on the rebound
TheWriterAleph: LUL
XivXiyan: hahahaha
cosarprime: Fair
NewtyNewts: Control magic.
XivXiyan: LUL
fungal_bird: LUL
MegaDosX: I think that's fair
MegaDosX: This line was disgusting
memnus: Or just get the scoop.
GredGredmansson: shookdown heavy
googoltudoris: "i ain't dealing with this shit. BYEEEE"
quixy23: Opponent: "How many more bounces does this guy have?"
MegaDosX: I hear circus music in my head
bytecaster: Ah the classic blue-white strategy, breaking the opponents spirit, so they give up
laundreydhull: xD
lackingsanity: that's the thing about blink decks - they can get the game locked down a LONG time before they actually win
WiJohn: I'm having Reflector Mage in standard flashbacks...
hackingducks: that was a funny time.
Gekyouryuu: "it's a bounce house, not a bounces house. we have ONE bounce."
BrowneePoints: I must say, as a follicularly blessed individual myself, I'm always shocked at how it seems to go from peach fuzz to "facial hair" in an Instant Graham. Looking good and hurray for healing!
googoltudoris: also WHY did i not pay the money for those spacic lands? they're so pretty!
quixy23: So, how does the melding work?
NewtyNewts: No double-bouncing allowed here.
fungal_bird: She's a bounce...house.
googoltudoris: !card urxa lord protector
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
quixy23: Add the comma.
googoltudoris: !card urza lord protector
LRRbot: Urza, Lord Protector [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/4] | Artifact, instant, and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {7}: If you both own and control Urza, Lord Protector and an artifact named The Mightstone and Weakstone, exile them, then meld them into Urza, Planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.
NewtyNewts: Blue blue for counters?
aibretty: Graham's going to grow it down to his waist
Spritz_T: to meld, you have both required cards on the field and fulfill the meld condition
quixy23: Any melds that require 3+ cards?
aibretty: mistakes were made
NewtyNewts: Graham is not a Brushwagg?
the_one_and_only_kim: it worked great for the Watch and Play intro
bytecaster: @Spritz_T You also have to perform the fusion dance correctly, that's why it happens so rarely
BrowneePoints: I think it would look quite good if you shaped it as it grew!
Gekyouryuu: OOOOOOH! unrelated to stream, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga part NINE is starting in February!
CobaltShuriken: all beard amounts are valid
BrowneePoints: Chittering Host
BrowneePoints: Brisela, Hanweir writhing township
NewtyNewts: Isn't BFG also a meld, technically?
GredGredmansson: Urza, Mishra, Titania, this time
quixy23: !card chittering host
LRRbot: Chittering Host (melds from: Graf Rats; Midnight Scavengers) | Creature — Eldrazi Horror [5/6] | Haste / Menace / When Chittering Host enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: and then Urza, Mishra, Titania
Juliamon: BFG is not a meld
laundreydhull: all beards are just mounts for their chins.
GredGredmansson: BFG is just a creature so large it can't fit on one card
GreatWahooney: you mean BFM?
GredGredmansson: right BFM
TemporallyAwry: I still sneak Hanweir, the Writhing Township into my mono-red EDH just to see it happen PrideLaugh
NewtyNewts: Right, BFM
karlmartin001: @laundreydhull I think my chin is a mount for my beard
Bugberry: BFG inspired meld. Just like Infernal Spawn of Evil inspired Forecast
TheWriterAleph: "Splice to meet you."
googoltudoris: i still haven't pulled a titania :/
laundreydhull: next meld cycle; interchangeable guild colors, maybe . . .
NewtyNewts: Bolted golems.
RemoraVox: just got back in MTG right after desert bus and started arena, wish i had done it earlier
GredGredmansson: BFM is a B*15 99/99 with super menace
laundreydhull: I'd be wary of going back to Ravnica too soon.
NewtyNewts: I take 4, you take 4.
RemoraVox: how do people feel about the neon dynasty vehicles?
GredGredmansson: besides Dominaria and Ravnica what is the most "traditional" plane we could visit?
Bugberry: They did turn that 2 damage into 3 against you, technically.
Wolfstrike_NL: We Do have 2 bounces!
NewtyNewts: I am abrade you will be losing this card.
MegaDosX: If you do I think this is the last time you pay for it
laundreydhull: @gredgredmansson .... ah, *snap* Alara!
bytecaster: They really want that vanguard dead
BrowneePoints: @GredGredmansson Ulgrotha
MegaDosX: Wow.
MegaDosX: I mean
RemoraVox: didn't they just make it indestructible
karlmartin001: No that is good
MegaDosX: He makes your Negate and Stones cheaper
GredGredmansson: oh this is nearly perfect
AugmentingPath: urza holds up negate
karlmartin001: Urza keeps up neggate
bytecaster: Doesn't urza discount the counterspell
AugmentingPath: so it's good
micalovits: Urza does let you play the stone next turn
laundreydhull: it's similar to many places that they've recurred in the past.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
TheWriterAleph: ohhhhh
RemoraVox: ooooooh
NewtyNewts: Countercountermagic!
MegaDosX: Oh well, that goblin's going away next turn anyway
RemoraVox: can't be mad with that pretty art
GredGredmansson: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
laundreydhull: maybe Tarkir more so...??
MegaDosX: Yes you can
MegaDosX: Emperor
warboss5: EMP saves him
MegaDosX: At flash speed
GredGredmansson: what does Wanderer do
bytecaster: Even at instant speed
MegaDosX: See what they do I suppose
quixy23: Can't meld as an instant, like DBZ fusion?
BrookJustBones: How does the actual meld work?
MegaDosX: @BrookJustBones You pay seven, exile both cards, they return as a walker
AugmentingPath: costs 7 mana, only as a sorcery
hackingducks: mightstone just to show we had it ;_;
BrowneePoints: @BrookJustBones have both, activate urza's ability, exiles both and flips them brings them back
AugmentingPath: if either him or the mana rock dies in response it does nothing
RemoraVox: emperor can give it +1 +1 as a flash
BrookJustBones: So can't cast stones and meld in the same turn like with mishra
laundreydhull: wait to see what happens?
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RemoraVox: ohhh right
MegaDosX: I vote give them an opportunity to make a mistake
RemoraVox: wait and draw maybe
AugmentingPath: if the do lavamance, you can kill grim with emp on your turn
micalovits: Theyalso can't both ox and lava mancer
warboss5: Upside: Emp can exile Lavamancer on your turn
MegaDosX: Now how badly do they want that Ox?
GredGredmansson: not badly enough
MegaDosX: I think they saw the line
EvilBadman: you do get to exile grim if you want next turn
RemoraVox: at least they're down to one card!
BrowneePoints: well now they lose their ox and Wanderer cacks the Lavamancer
MegaDosX: You can exile the Lavamancer though
micalovits: We are so bad at drawing lands
lamina5432: exile lavamancer?
warboss5: Exile Lavamancer?
laundreydhull: dewwit!
MegaDosX: You have been getting choked on lands
warboss5: Oh no, HASTE
AugmentingPath: at the beginning of our next upkeep, hand the mouse to james so he can draw land for you
warboss5: OH NO
laundreydhull: oh- ....ah.
Daggerpeak: iepinbSheepwallaaa
TheWriterAleph: DORF.
memnus: Yipe.
MegaDosX: Uh oh
micalovits: Can block it with brazen
Angreed66: borrower can block it
RemoraVox: ah
warboss5: Block with the Braen
GredGredmansson: unless borrower blocks it
MegaDosX: Borrower can block it
warboss5: Brazen*
Bugberry: dwarf forfeit
wordlessRage: Borrows block?
bytecaster: Trade, kill the 4/3?
Foxmar320: Hello Graham and James, hope you're both well
BrowneePoints: top deck land kill torbran maybe
warboss5: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
laundreydhull: 0-o-O
MegaDosX: And you can make a dude with EMperor
MegaDosX: That's also an option actually
the_one_and_only_kim: id exile yep
BrowneePoints: they're almost out of cards
MegaDosX: Since they can just copy it next turn
BrowneePoints: i'd kill the 4/3
Daggerpeak: they copy it
RemoraVox: telefri next turn?
wordlessRage: Well we know we get big T next turn
warboss5: Yeah, 2/2
dragaoportugues: next turn elish norm its
quixy23: Fortify the Blade Splicer.
Daggerpeak: it smacks you
MegaDosX: *shrug*
MegaDosX: Can't cast Norn with Stones though
AugmentingPath: can't norn, she's not an artifact
GredGredmansson: we don't have the mana for norn
MegaDosX: It's basically a big Powerstone
micalovits: !card the mightstone and
LRRbot: The Mightstone and Weakstone [5] (melds with: Urza, Lord Protector; into: Urza, Planeswalker) | Legendary Artifact — Powerstone | When The Mightstone and Weakstone enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Draw two cards. / • Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn. / {T}: Add {C}{C}. This mana can't be spent to cast nonartifact spells.
BrowneePoints: we can't Norn yet BUT they're almost out of cards
warboss5: Teferi's not bad either
BrowneePoints: so we can tef next turn at least if our 1/1 lives
bytecaster: Ironically offer not applicable to the mother of machines
RAZRBCK08: we can teferi though
micalovits: Else we teferi which is also fine
RemoraVox: we will.... Sune
MegaDosX: Teferi next turn isn't terrible
the_one_and_only_kim: having an active Teferi will win eventually too
MegaDosX: Sune's is probably ideal next turn
Foxmar320: The void calls to you Graham
warboss5: That's a good sign
googoltudoris: what's the void's phone number?
GredGredmansson: an artifact, an enchantment
warboss5: Oh man, that's just lovely
Lord_Hosk: When they do the HD upscale for the Blueray re-release we are going to see you when you pop off screen like that Graham
BrowneePoints: ow
TheWriterAleph: seems good
BrowneePoints: that's a beating and a half
BrowneePoints: and we untap with Teferi to tuck their topdeck
hackingducks: ugh that card is so gross when you get all of it
hackingducks: so much card advantage
TheWriterAleph: like garfield intended
GredGredmansson: what are our hits for Sune
MegaDosX: Land lets you Norn next turn
GredGredmansson: Urza, Reflector, what else
quixy23: Should be on a bingo card on te next FamJam.
MegaDosX: Though you could just kill them
quixy23: *the
GredGredmansson: sure it is
micalovits: But it still is
TemporallyAwry: Norn Time PridePog
BrowneePoints: settle out of nowhere
Robot_Bones: this is a tribute
MegaDosX: Settle in UR
bytecaster: But now they are deader
adambomb625: It is the PERFECT play for phyrexia
BrowneePoints: same but it would be PERFECT
micalovits: Big phyrexian mommy is always the right play
MegaDosX: They could, if they cheated
EOstby: Manamorphose.
Davlenagain: Is live this weekend?
LurkerSpine: woo in the money
Gekyouryuu: is manamorphose in this?
karpma: the answer always starts with manamorphose
Karvamammutti: The settle would truly be out of nowhere
EOstby: Not that I know if it's even in this, but that's how.
BrowneePoints: Also Graham, which art showed off on tuesday impressed you the most?
Juliamon: !schedule
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chimpfunkz: manamorphose into settle
BrowneePoints: Tac Waffles are a Halfling invention
quixy23: !card manamorphose
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
RAZRBCK08: I'm pretty sure we're all traumatized by Settle
ThorSokar: are there any cards with "get a card you own outside the game" in the cube?
MegaDosX: Good one to bounce tbh
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quixy23: They had no green.
TemporallyAwry: It's about sending a message ;p
Gekyouryuu: why did they land first?
micalovits: No land is rough
AugmentingPath: got a whole mana farm over there
RemoraVox: what format is this?
bytecaster: That poor snake
AugmentingPath: cube draft
MegaDosX: @RemoraVox Cube
RemoraVox: ahh right
Mythallian: @RemoraVox cube
MegaDosX: Yike.
GredGredmansson: cat car cat car
BrowneePoints: Catmobile Online
BrookJustBones: OG cat car
RemoraVox: beep bbep cat car!
MegaDosX: Hold up Ephemerate to bounce the Chariot?
MegaDosX: Hold up Ephemerate and Borrower?
lackingsanity: bounce a token?
bytecaster: They could make more food!
the_one_and_only_kim: Farewell is going to be good eventually
MegaDosX: Oh that's also an option
MegaDosX: Farewell is going to be a bad time for them
greasymemes: does myrel prevent them crewing on your turn?
lackingsanity: man chariot's a good card, huh
micalovits: Just gotta be not stuck on land
MegaDosX: @greasymemes It would, but they're definitely using it offensively
micalovits: Not block first?
micalovits: Oh right
micalovits: Don't listen to me
MegaDosX: Ca, and also, caw
Calaban161: @micalovits I did have the same thought
MegaDosX: Don't hate Ao
Wiliart: yes, the borrower just says caw when it comes out
Juliamon: uh oh
RemoraVox: cube idea: rats
RemoraVox: only rats
GredGredmansson: JESUS H. BUS
bytecaster: We need to get to that farewell fast
MegaDosX: Bounce the Oracle?
MegaDosX: Or I guess the token
MegaDosX: I like Ao here
karlmartin001: Draw 2?
BrookJustBones: Draw?
MegaDosX: Drawing might have been better to get that sixth land but eh
BrookJustBones: Draw 2 to hit the lands
MegaDosX: Goose
micalovits: They have goose
BrowneePoints: Did we set them to Wumbo?
bolas_dnd: *Honk*
bytecaster: The goose is loose
Gekyouryuu: the goose is juice
the_one_and_only_kim: you are also probably Farewelling artifacts so playing out the Stone means no meld
GredGredmansson: blame it on the goose yaya yee
MegaDosX: We have to chump here surely
MegaDosX: I think you might be dead
micalovits: Emperor makes us live
BrowneePoints: 18 with cat car
notaballoon: doouble blocking would let you not exile artifacts with farewell
micalovits: Since it gives us 2 life
BrowneePoints: err 16*
notaballoon: immaterial now obv
notaballoon: oh doubly immaterial
MegaDosX: You could just be dead here
Karvamammutti: Oh no, the Brushwagg ate the whole spaghetti!
MegaDosX: You can exile the car
Diabore: go to 2?
BrowneePoints: bye bye car
MegaDosX: Exile the car surely
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MegaDosX: Land off the top right now
lamina5432: they crewed wrong
bytecaster: Land!
bolas_dnd: gotta be land
bytecaster: Also don't shock opponent
micalovits: Rude!
bolas_dnd: CRUD
MegaDosX: Boooooooo
Badchop: heck
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BrowneePoints: How dare you tac Waffle
fringeweasel: nooooooo!
WiJohn: Opponent says no
BrookJustBones: It would have been hallowed fountain
MegaDosX: You never look though!
quixy23: Thought you had a chance.
warboss5: MOUTH
RemoraVox: FEED
Lord_Hosk: take the rare
bolas_dnd: !advice
LurkerSpine: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Mushrooms of Energy Bolt Throwing
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
Wiliart: !badadvice
LRRbot: Wow! What a stirring intro!
quixy23: !goodadvice
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
LRRbot: Setting someone on fire non-lethally is difficult.
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Flunge!
MegaDosX: Those seem adjacent somehow
ThorSokar: oh hi
TheWriterAleph: omnomnom
Painfully_Dyslexic: he ate James!!
korvys: Those are the sleeves I went for
warboss5: The sleeves for this set look fantastic
noSmokeFire: diddle the bibble
aibretty: YOu should get that checked out
CanPlayGames: Hey G-Star, how are the kitties?
BrowneePoints: Heeeey Graham, which one of the arts shown off on the One Preview stream had you, I believe the gamers say, actively pog?
matthaus_c: I'm convinced dominik mayer does not sleep
Astrovore: kitty!
micalovits: Kitty! <3
warboss5: Oh man, those EARS
GredGredmansson: the8bitPoppers
MegaDosX: Graham did a poll and we decided Alchemy
BrindleBoar: HahaCat
aibretty: I can start a poll: Hey chat, whaddaya want?
korvys: cuub
Stephonee: escher3MEOW
Calaban161: cuub
queercheetahgurl: That's a pretty kitty
BrowneePoints: That's a damned lie
memnus: bro.
WiJohn: koob
cy0nknight: Cube!
CanPlayGames: Precious fluffy boy
Fyurios: Cube
warboss5: KOOB
Maximals2000: kube
NanoDelta: bro
jubbs98: cube
MegaDosX: Look just play Cube, that thing was wild
queercheetahgurl: cube
Drathak: cube
Mythallian: KOOB
Bugberry: BRO
greasymemes: bro
Al_Azil3: Cube
underhill33: bro
corefluxx: cubit
ImmortalLen: Did Finnegan leave anything in his wake?
BrowneePoints: Kube Gooding Sr?
Wolfstrike_NL: broobe
shendaras: Brube?
TemporallyAwry: Pauper? PridePog
WiJohn: We've got a few months of Bro left
MrTheWalrus: kyoob
micalovits: Alchemy, just to spite James! :D <3
Juliamon: Polls working for me
MegaDosX: You should totally play Historic Brawl actually
MegaDosX: Why? Just because
oniontuber: braven10PRISM
shendaras: Gladiator?
EJGRgunner: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: beeeeeees! Liiiiiiiive beeeeeees!
MegaDosX: The box. The box!
ThorSokar: IT Could BE a BOAT JAMES
Wolfstrike_NL: ooo. we're screwed, bees?!
BrowneePoints: is that a Drizzt I see
Bugberry: Triome?
Gekyouryuu: their couple name is Sevwren
matthaus_c: we chose Alchemy after all
korvys: Oh, you're drafting against BoatyMcBoatface
Juliamon: The mystery box is "you can't cancel polls and they're doing what they want anyway"
Maximals2000: Mono blue control
BrowneePoints: Driiiizzt?
matthaus_c: oooh, the rare Boaty McBoatface Senior
EvilBadman: could be anyone. even a boat.
BrowneePoints: *shoves the edgy elf in view*
MegaDosX: Choice is better, commits you less
micalovits: lantern and 5c mythics
MegaDosX: New bugs! critroleTouchdown
BrowneePoints: but yea Choice is the better pick
WiJohn: Blood crypt, force rakdos!
Bugberry: Triome leaves you wide open.
BrookJustBones: Koma though
Bugberry: Worst case it's fixing you can cycle
MegaDosX: That's a funny looking land
ralphthellama: yeah, weird artifact from update
micalovits: That also goes in every deck
Al_Azil3: Koma lrrAWW
Maximals2000: what is currently working on
WiJohn: Wurmcoil's an honorary land
TemporallyAwry: You got passed a Wurmcoil? That's spooky
Mr_Horrible: Wurmcoil and Snakecoil
Maximals2000: @WiJohn haha fair
Bugberry: Ramp
MegaDosX: Now watch Sultai dry up :p
WiJohn: Tracker's real good
matthaus_c: @TemporallyAwry I mean, every pass would be spooky in Cube :p
matthaus_c: Bankbussy!
MegaDosX: Also Braids
BrowneePoints: yea, the Bankussy is the Neon Frame cmon Matthaus
micalovits: Oops all artifacts, non BRO-edition
danzman9: im liking mech and the bank
WiJohn: Go tomb, stick to the plan!
krfsm: !card braids arisen
LRRbot: Braids, Arisen Nightmare [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Nightmare [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, or planeswalker. If you do, each opponent may sacrifice a permanent that shares a card type with it. For each opponent who doesn't, that player loses 2 life and you draw a card.
MegaDosX: Also Keruga
BrowneePoints: Keruga, Jamaica
Sogheim: mono green is super strong in this cube
oniontuber: beeg
laundreydhull: all the act of treasons seasons braids...
matthaus_c: Bermuda, Bahama, come on Hippo mama
AdamYMHMI: I mean, Keruga's a plan :)
MegaDosX: There's a bunch of black in there
MegaDosX: Ramps artifacts
RayFK: Mono artifact
warboss5: Karn could be fun
BrowneePoints: Rishkar or Oviya?
MegaDosX: I like Bala Ged though
Sage0fMadness: mono brown
warboss5: YES!
warboss5: Let's do this!
matthaus_c: @RayFK they don't use that wording anymore lrrBEEJ
BrowneePoints: RETROFITTER
MegaDosX: Foundry's not bad
BrowneePoints: HOLY COW
Sogheim: wow um
Bugberry: affirmative
warboss5: Oooooo, nice
RAZRBCK08: we can keep the tracker it makes artifacts
WiJohn: Foundry is needed for mono artifacts for sure
MegaDosX: And now your curve is a wall
Earthenone: mono brown!
adambomb625: We must act... in a month when ONE comes out
lackingsanity: wastes?
TemporallyAwry: The best color fixing, mono-colorless ;p
laundreydhull: eh... Karn. AjaniStillDidNothingWrong
warboss5: Comes with a body
MegaDosX: Look at that curve
BrowneePoints: Hey, Hey, Tracker makes Brown
Wiliart: manavalue can count
f_tan_theta: the perfect curve
BrowneePoints: wait no why did I type that
EvilBadman: tracker makes artifacts >. >
laundreydhull: oh, yeah. a mana flush!!
MegaDosX: Too bad Wastes are bugged in Arena right now
WiJohn: Pelt collector?
matthaus_c: orrery and the blind forest
MegaDosX: Orrery is a ramp card and payoff
warboss5: Awwwww, no Argussy
Sogheim: I would have been more upset if Angrath had been compleated instead of Ajani.
Bugberry: 6+ are grouped
RAZRBCK08: the last is 6+
RayFK: 6 and above are grouped
RAZRBCK08: or something
micalovits: Orerry is pretty terrible in our mono brown deck sadly
MegaDosX: Oh boy
matthaus_c: icy nips!
goombalax: they added an animation for the fox too
1y1e: that sort of aspect ratio bug comes up All. The. Time. in mobile game dev
EvilBadman: Oh like the HD versions of old Buffy eps
laundreydhull: yes, I have those two on my phone.
warboss5: Cobar?
micalovits: Dollhouse that wyrmcoil!
lackingsanity: lotus cobra for ramp?
MegaDosX: Cruelty isn't bad
Sogheim: I do like Lotus Cobra
WiJohn: Base brown splashing green
Gekyouryuu: I just lived THE DREAM. turn 3 I play Dragon Engine, turn 4 I play Mishra, turn 5 my opponent had 9 x/1s and 15 life, I swing, wipe their board, bolt them, hit for 9 more, then cast ACTUAL bolt to kill them
jacqui_lantern234: but artifacts are grey, not brown Kappa
Bugberry: Prime Comm
BrowneePoints: yep
TemporallyAwry: Brown and Green - so an "Old Guacamole" deck?
MegaDosX: Yes it was
MegaDosX: @Gekyouryuu Gross.
queercheetahgurl: Cobra ramps into Karn really nicely
goombalax: controversial mythic
BrowneePoints: it was the card that started the "I thought mythics were supposed to be dumb splashy!"
BrowneePoints: convo
warboss5: Archive might wheel
MegaDosX: P3P1 Eldrazi let's go
WiJohn: Annoying squirrel!
BrowneePoints: yep
BrowneePoints: Lotus Cobra started it cuz it was 2 mana and obviously comp pushed
Bugberry: People thought they said "mythic would never be competitive", they actually said mythics wouldn't "Just" be competitive.
Sogheim: it was a massive upset when Cobra's rarity got downgraded to Rare, if you followed the YouTubers. 'cause it devalued the Mythic printing
ElektroTal: LotiCo was the card that was the first mythic that was very obviously a constructed plant and not some big dumb legend
warboss5: Its a creature
korvys: !card Chromatic Orrery
LRRbot: Chromatic Orrery [7] | Legendary Artifact | You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}{C}. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card for each color among permanents you control.
warboss5: Orni
Calaban161: OP
BrowneePoints: cuz yea Alara had like, Progenitus, and Empyreal Archangel, and Godsire, and Conflux
Earthenone: i thought it was a snake, not a plant
warboss5: Is Shatterstorm in this Cube?
matthaus_c: we're looking like a stip draft and I'm here for it benginLul
Sogheim: Ornithopter of Paradise put a lot of Myr out of work in Commander
BrowneePoints: and that's valid
queercheetahgurl: You need some colored permanents for Orrey to be fair.
WiJohn: Graham you can't follow yourself
EvilBadman: "Oh nooo. Anyway..."
RAZRBCK08: Lotus Cobra should always have been a rare tbh
BrowneePoints: sup Viv
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Masslost: so green deck go brrrr?
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CururuGuasu: We’re they Magic YouTubers or Magic finance YouTubers?
CururuGuasu: Avoid the finance YouTubers
Fyurios: What is this deck...
Gekyouryuu: "I don't watch any magic content on youtube" "don't YOU make magic content on youtube?" "yes, but I black out during, so I remember none of it and have seen none of it."
korvys: I'm always like... if mtg finance people were as logical as they want to seem, they wouldn't be doing finance on cardboard
warboss5: Any of the scry lands seem good in this deck
karlmartin001: Oh! Went afk to make tea and I'm coming back to a wall of brown? Looks good
matthaus_c: Compleated Green
WiJohn: Hey look the dollhouse wheeled!
warboss5: White seems open
MegaDosX: White seems open again
Bugberry: gollem central
BrowneePoints: Karn won't wheel
micalovits: Who is picking all our brown cards D:
Sogheim: don't fall for the Precursor Golem trap!
yuan42: i just got passed gary in almost a mono-B draft
MegaDosX: Neither of them will wheel, surely
lackingsanity: karn >>>>
RayFK: You have NOTHING that works
RayFK: for Precursor golem
Bugberry: Karn Memes
laundreydhull: @matthaus_c thats how people figure Phyrexia_ALT_ONE will go down.
MegaDosX: Gotta be Karn
WiJohn: Esika's chariot?
warboss5: Shame you didn't grab the Blade Splicer
BrookJustBones: Karn might be better
jazzyjrw: Chariot is also an artifact
BrowneePoints: I just like Karn cuz it draws AND makes artifacts
Bugberry: dueling karns
NotAFireDemon: chariot
laundreydhull: Green will get OP again in new set.
MegaDosX: Oh boy something to ramp into
laundreydhull: Karn pls
matthaus_c: that's Karn's way to say you matter
GredGredmansson: Oh, Karn Tribal
Earthenone: monkee?
Bugberry: ramp baby
MegaDosX: You need things to ramp into at this point
BrowneePoints: DEFILER
Gekyouryuu: defiler?
lackingsanity: world spell is funny
GredGredmansson: DEFILER
MegaDosX: Oh my god Defiler
BrowneePoints: LOL
TheWriterAleph: gee billy, your mom lets you have two karns?
googoltudoris: one of these days i will learn all the magic lingo
Wiliart: Titan of industry sounds more artifact themed.
goombalax: oh dollhouse wheeled lmao
laundreydhull: Karn stop, Ajani won, Jaya lost; HARD. Just walk it off...
warboss5: Its a Phyrexian, that's ALMOST an artifact
WiJohn: Robot lands!
googoltudoris: "mom said it's my turn to karn"
MegaDosX: This curve is worrisome
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korvys: Icy, kinda
matthaus_c: processor!
RayFK: You got a Manips
goombalax: processor yeasss
Earthenone: thats a win con!
RAZRBCK08: we have Primal Command and Icy but that's it
Sogheim: yay yprocessor
warboss5: Wurm?
TemporallyAwry: The best kind of interaction is making your opponent have all the interaction PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: I have a bad feeling about this
googoltudoris: jordan we don't want to hear about your nips
matthaus_c: it's Not FoF
goombalax: yep
warboss5: SKYSHIP
MegaDosX: Yes
matthaus_c: that's in BRO
EvilBadman: big boat
MegaDosX: It's in BRO
Sage0fMadness: big boat big boat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes, I had someone play it against me in draft.
WiJohn: As someone who doesn't have to pilot it this deck seems great!
laundreydhull: ye
goombalax: you'd be forgiven for not knowing it, its not good
laundreydhull: yes
Earthenone: how many golemns do we have?
f_tan_theta: cut all green, play wastes
ElektroTal: i see you're playing Terrarium, with your greens and browns
laundreydhull: it's atris' factoid fanfic
MegaDosX: How long is the Cube around for?
Sage0fMadness: defiler is still a 6/6 trampler even if you don't trigger anything
jacqui_lantern234: every time i see Primal Might, i think "Oh no! the enemy stand!!!"
MegaDosX: Internet says Cube goes away January 1st
BrowneePoints: Question, can I convince you to play The World Spell, for the lols
WiJohn: Maybe cut orrery?
micalovits: Orrery seems... Not great
Sage0fMadness: orrery might be unnecessary
goombalax: run the dirty 41
warboss5: Orrery
laundreydhull: oh, just out of curiosity, does Phyrexian Obliterator "dye to Modern" now? Since they are reprinting it in Phyrexia soon?
RAZRBCK08: this is here until January 1
BrowneePoints: if we're gonna play a & World Spell would be the LOL play
huffboi1: isnt defiler just not worth it
BrowneePoints: a 7*
warboss5: Um... no Mountains?
huffboi1: with the lack of green stuff
ArcticAtlantic: Hope the drafts are going well, just dropping in while I eat my snack before bed :)
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micalovits: Defiler is just a big trampler
TemporallyAwry: It might be bad, but nobody will see it coming PrideLaugh
GredGredmansson: a 5 mana Colossal Dreadmaw is very much worth it
MegaDosX: Whoops!
jacqui_lantern234: deck sucks, i love it!!!
matthaus_c: curve only a mother could love
Sogheim: deck image is a Wurmcoil Engine and a Forest symbol, it's great
Earthenone: 4 golems,perfect hand
MegaDosX: Spectacle
warboss5: Also: Red sources = Unearthed Durgan Engine
nighthawk_986: Evening gentlemen! Hope the drafting process was kind to you tonight.
laundreydhull: Precursor wheeled?
BrowneePoints: wait....primal might on Precursor golem
BrowneePoints: LOL
MegaDosX: Or that
ElektroTal: oh shit, golem tribal lets go
Denis_Dobrolubov: @BrowneePoints Two targets, does not work.
BrowneePoints: awww
Earthenone: that will be good to cast 4 times on turn 6
goombalax: precursor works with it if you don't target for a fight
BrowneePoints: yea if you don't fight it still goes off I think
ElektroTal: speaking of things hitting rootwire golem
WiJohn: The fell for your trap!
Bugberry: they lost value and they didn't know it
BrowneePoints: I mean you get Slip out the Back @MegaDosX
laundreydhull: but u could fight thru removal more or less...(?)
warboss5: "We just want to draw a lot of lands now." says the dude running only 16 lands
goombalax: just mono red things
WiJohn: How about wurmcoil, the honorary land?
matthaus_c: oh boy they didn't lose value
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints I'm sure I can find plenty of fun options
WiJohn: Red says choo choo
mwlsn: was that a relative of ZippoTricks McEdgelord?
BrowneePoints: @MegaDosX What I mean is like U/G actually has a ton of good options for protection spells
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints Yeah UG seems about right
matthaus_c: so we gotta kill the Lavaman or we lose the Pelt man
MegaDosX: I like this plan
karlmartin001: if you give harvester lifelink you can gain life twice
karlmartin001: Attack + fight
Sage0fMadness: crew first?
MegaDosX: That Lavamancer is going to be a problem if it sticks
Sage0fMadness: ah nevermind lol
warboss5: Checkmate
Earthenone: crewing first would give us a lot of life
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun would crew and lifelink, then fight have been better?
BrowneePoints: Babbit Rattery!
MegaDosX: Opponent drafted RB aggro apparently
Bugberry: need the lands to ramp into other lands. Oh the irony
Diabore: im helping :)
warboss5: Well, if we lose this game by 10 life, we'll know we made a mistake, lol
MegaDosX: Huh.
laundreydhull: Rabbit battering, batterin, batter inn, batteRy. . . .
Bugberry: Bomat doesn't get boosted by Dwarf
micalovits: Oh no
warboss5: Oh gods
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
AugmentingPath: That mayhem devil is a real problem if they start putting cats in a pot
MegaDosX: You desperately need that Titan
goombalax: I had this nonsense happen to me earlier today. bet they also have chainwhirler
Earthenone: !time
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warboss5: Golem seems a liability
MegaDosX: Sad bot surely
matthaus_c: importantly, Precursor Golem does not say "ability"
MegaDosX: That Titan is the only thing in hand that can save you from this board
warboss5: Ahhh, intersting
MegaDosX: Now you just need a land off the top and you can weather the storm a bit more
micalovits: I mean, golem stops it dead if they don't have removal
goombalax: opp slams cat oven from the top rope
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX weather the storm is not in this cube lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Shush you
matthaus_c: wtf there's a shush emote now
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Surprised me too
warboss5: Careful: in two turns, the Nightmare will trigger the Devil
warboss5: Double block Torb
BrowneePoints: Devil or torb
micalovits: Do we double block torbran?
MegaDosX: Not terrible
Diabore: taking 8 though
micalovits: Gain 3 though
drcthulu: and no draw off solemn this way
MegaDosX: Take eight gain three, so net take five
warboss5: Yeah, but stopping the 2 damage train
MegaDosX: Rude.
warboss5: Well... crap
drcthulu: sorry that was before they ordered attackers
MegaDosX: At least you get a card this way
ralphthellama: does this cube have embercleave?
TheWriterAleph: it could have, i think oppo messed up damage
WiJohn: Technically a land!
Earthenone: is is land, just slow
BrowneePoints: Golems for Bodies?
MegaDosX: You're dead I think
GredGredmansson: that and map
bytecaster: play processor, pay 3?
BrookJustBones: Precurser for 3 blockers
jacqui_lantern234: pfft LUL "Crapulance"?!?! im 100% using this word forever
matthaus_c: pay 3 with processor :p
micalovits: We need two blockers, so golem time
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Precursor golem saves you for a turn, but you're dead to the end of the saga.
WiJohn: Processor, x=3
goombalax: processor paying 3 voxlunCarp
WiJohn: go out on your own terms!
matthaus_c: tank tank Bolt?
goombalax: they sac the saga and win next turn
warboss5: Upside: that -3/-3 would have been REALLY nasty to PreGolem
Sogheim: oh no next turn the Saga sacrifices
laundreydhull: processor terms
Commander_Taz: just attack with harvester to prevent that
Commander_Taz: you have 3 life in the harvester attack
micalovits: We can also attack and gain 3 from harvester
bytecaster: The dabbing robot
gibbousm: is this a Cube?
Sage0fMadness: yes @gibbousm
drcthulu: they should have just put them on the devil
warboss5: Sounds good
MegaDosX: This is your best shot
BloodnBullets: devil is stil a trade
warboss5: No, that works
BrowneePoints: activate the lifelink and you're good yea
Earthenone: mayham is a trade
bytecaster: Double damage
bytecaster: Sry, + 2
warboss5: Yeah, seems fair
MegaDosX: Yeah I think that's right
karlmartin001: Yeah this is correct
BrowneePoints: cmon land
MegaDosX: Forest off the top one time
BloodnBullets: that was fantastic for us
TheWriterAleph: yeah, oppo could have eaten both of those with torbran, i don't think they know that
MegaDosX: Could blow up the Simulacrum
goombalax: simulacrum has unearth
BrowneePoints: we can cak the rabbit
WiJohn: Rhino seems better
karlmartin001: Destroy the haste giver?
micalovits: Killing the rabbit seems dece
warboss5: Rhino seems better
EOstby: Pop the Rabbit?
RayFK: Yes
RayFK: Absolutely
warboss5: Vroom vroom
RayFK: Press the advantage
Agnememnon: close out the game here yeah
TheWriterAleph: hulk smash
warboss5: Not an artifact, but should be
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And if they draw an Act of Treason, we are sad.
matthaus_c: processor pay 7 lrrBEEJ
darkcyril: I don't know, but "big green idiot" tickled me something fierce.
drcthulu: send in the clown
Gekyouryuu: if the building hits you and you go INTO the window, is that RE-fenestration?
drcthulu: clowns*
micalovits: Processor pay 8
matthaus_c: we could present lethal damage
Wolfstrike_NL: could swing for lethal
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warboss5: Play it safe
BrowneePoints: it's fine we can groundbreaker phase 2
WiJohn: @matthaus_c Pay 8!
goombalax: sick
warboss5: Map?
MegaDosX: That was loud
ThorSokar: WHAT was that
BloodnBullets: we heard it twice!
micalovits: That was loud
Himyul: T H X
BrowneePoints: Dueling Foundries
MegaDosX: They are short one mana to blow up your whole board
goombalax: I think that was the mishras foundry sound twice ya
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Are there wraths in red that deal 7?
ThorSokar: OH, ok
Wiliart: Mishra's Loudry
goombalax: holymoly
warboss5: Five damage, that's what's going on
MegaDosX: Got there!
BloodnBullets: from hells heart!
Gekyouryuu: it's a shame the NEW Mishra's land is called Foundry, because we could've referred to the format for the next two years as Factory Standard
warboss5: And THAT is why you didn't play the Processor, lol
WiJohn: From hell's heart they're stabbing at thee
lackingsanity: they're just showing you they were close
BrowneePoints: it's like you have a million BOMBS
TemporallyAwry: Not a shut-out, hooray!
matthaus_c: it feels like the opponent had the recipe for their omelette but dropped a few of the eggs
bytecaster: Next turn, they would have had leathal. Huh, someone should put that on a button
warboss5: Put em both in and two mountains
ElektroTal: Ornithopter gives you red
MegaDosX: Ornithopter!
lackingsanity: ^
goombalax: and solemn
warboss5: It doesn't hurt
EOstby: You have flipped Treasure Map.
BrowneePoints: if we're gonna clown I think putting the world spell in for the lols is funnier
lackingsanity: defiler of vigor is not as good in a mostly artifact deck
goombalax: Rampant Boat
ElektroTal: that karn, even with the powerstones, is still aggressively medium
Bugberry: You only get one card, but pay to dig deep
BrowneePoints: why did they put field of the dead in this cube
BrowneePoints: do they hate us?
Agnememnon: I'm more worried about that field of the dead
Sage0fMadness: it's always been in the cube
drcthulu: I'm more concerned with the field of the dead
El_Funko: I know there's some sort of map about how bad it is to run more than 40, but I'm lazy and always end up between 40-43
matthaus_c: FotD is a good way to make sure that games end benginLul
El_Funko: *math
BrowneePoints: I just wanna talk to whoever designed the cube
El_Funko: not map
laundreydhull: the new 40K boat-art is slick art tooths
WiJohn: Scapeshift is in this format
MegaDosX: Oh no
goombalax: opponent is on my favorite deck haaha
ElektroTal: uh, it looks like OP didn't follow the rules and drafted an actual deck
Mr_Horrible: I wish they'd Witch of the Lesses, frankly
MegaDosX: Foundry?
MegaDosX: Makes a blocker >_>
JewelKnightZero: is that a gix in their graveyard?!
WiJohn: Draw a card, you need to hit lands
goombalax: Strictly Worse Cube
MegaDosX: They will Adapt in response if you do that
1y1e: what was that old John Loucks-era draft varient when you swap pools after drafting? THAT is how you get weird decks for everyone
drcthulu: they can adapt
Sage0fMadness: can adapt in response
GredGredmansson: or the treasure
ElektroTal: @1y1e backdraft?
warboss5: Just run out the Defiler?
1y1e: ^yessssss
laundreydhull: they can, yes
Bugberry: karn can at least draw a card and take some damage for you
BrowneePoints: do we fight the witch?
laundreydhull: engine, plus might?
matthaus_c: the simic squelch
BrowneePoints: oh yea it has deathtouch
Mr_Horrible: that's the sound of adaptation, Graham
laundreydhull: nvm.
Bugberry: it's adapting and it's perfectly natural
Mr_Horrible: the Anthem of Progress
MegaDosX: They have ten mana
MegaDosX: Good lord
queercheetahgurl: Druid was incubating
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1y1e: anyway would love to see a back draft on FNPF sometime
Bugberry: hollup, let him incubate
brainbosh: Doesn't Engine have double strike? Pump with primal it would live?
Sage0fMadness: didn't they do a back draft a while back?
BrowneePoints: doesn't work on fights @brainbosh
warboss5: I wonder if they have a trick
BrowneePoints: only combat
matthaus_c: this is a sus attack
Sage0fMadness: it was Ultimate Masters yeah
drcthulu: 10 mana my ulamog senses are tingling
Sage0fMadness: iirc
Astrovore: what's a back draft?
krfsm: oh yeah, maybe add a dual land or two after this game?
BrookJustBones: Any chance for more judges tower on FNPF or as a youtube thing?
brainbosh: @BrowneePoints ah, fight not bite
warboss5: Huh...
warboss5: Ah, there it is
1y1e: @Astrovore you swap pools with your opponent, so everyone is drafting the worst deck possible
MegaDosX: Oh no it's George
drcthulu: just maybe
RangerAlpha7: oh no we have to pay six to targe it
BrowneePoints: man, OP drafted the boring Good deck
Bugberry: coulda been a 10/7
WiJohn: Got there!
warboss5: Oh... Golem could work
BrowneePoints: However, we could play golem
Astrovore: @Astrovore oh no :D
GredGredmansson: doesn't it copy it for the other golems?
BrowneePoints: I think if you DON'T fight
warboss5: Golem, use a token to fight the witch?
BrowneePoints: it procs on golem
MegaDosX: Skysovereign to blow up George, pay six life for Ward lrrBEEJ
GredGredmansson: ahhhh
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints this -is- the arena open format, there'll be an unusual amount of tryharding this time around benginLul
drcthulu: ward take 6 hurts
RunicScribe: Golem, then use the real golem to fight the witch to dodge removal later?
BrowneePoints: now hear me out, pass and bluff
warboss5: Better than blocking
BrowneePoints: ah dinger
karlmartin001: Fight with the non token. So they can't kill 2 golems in one
bytecaster: I thought it was bleeding not blooding
matthaus_c: the stuff in their graveyard would be fleshgorger after we double blocked it too :p
drcthulu: sadly the fight doesn't just target the golem so you couldn't fight 3 things
warboss5: Make sure to tap the tome this turn and next for those 4 sweet life
GredGredmansson: Demon Phyrexian Wurm
BrowneePoints: the funnier thing is if we could've passed and successfully bluffed
BrowneePoints: I THINK Primal Might procs if you don't fight
BrowneePoints: so we could've GOTCHA'D
Sage0fMadness: might is not an instant
BrowneePoints: correct it's a sorcery. I meant one shotting them out of nowhere @Sage0fMadness
matthaus_c: @Sage0fMadness not with that attitude :p
GredGredmansson: Braids?
GredGredmansson: Jund?
laundreydhull: braids, so treason season...
drcthulu: oh yeah it's up to one creature
Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePoints ... seems unilkely but ok
queercheetahgurl: what did they discard?
warboss5: Oh wow
MegaDosX: I beg your pardon opponent
GredGredmansson: hello ULAMOG
matthaus_c: ulamommy
drewm1022: Reanimator?
drcthulu: so you could have the main golem not fight and then the other 2 would
BrowneePoints: no reanimate one time
MegaDosX: That's frightening
drcthulu: that might be too complicated for arena though
BrowneePoints: @drcthulu I think the way it works, from my years of playing dumb stuff
GredGredmansson: @drcthulu when you copy spells you copy all modes, right?
BrowneePoints: it ONLY copies if you buff but do not fight
GredGredmansson: so they wouldn't be able to fight either
BrowneePoints: if you fight there's two targets Precursor doesn't proc
GredGredmansson: if that even works in the first place
BrowneePoints: if you ONLY buff
BrowneePoints: then it works
laundreydhull: or Jund'Lee
drcthulu: hmm right fair yeah it copies the modes
MegaDosX: Processor pay 10 lrrBEEJ
WiJohn: Those are very large pliers
drcthulu: that's why some copy effects have and you can chose new targets
matthaus_c: sound effects!
JewelKnightZero: processor pay 20
drcthulu: 6 is good
JewelKnightZero: :)
MegaDosX: If that last card in hand is an Unburial Rites we are in some trouble
warboss5: !card phyrexian processor
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BrowneePoints: Up to one yes I think
MegaDosX: !card primal might
LRRbot: Primal Might [XG] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature you don't control.
warboss5: Damn, that thing costs 8 to cast and trigger?
JewelKnightZero: beeg golems
BloodnBullets: We can't tell you to pay life from processor if your already dead from playing life from processor. lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: Defiler surely
BrowneePoints: which is why if we could've bluffed that it would've been funny. we would've cracked in for 33
MegaDosX: Your board does get absurdly big
warboss5: I'm predicting a scoop next term after you cast Titan
MegaDosX: Opponent appears to have found all of their ramp
electra310: OP going for big mana
WiJohn: OP's deck is doing a lot of powerful nothing so far
BrowneePoints: well OP milled 3 bombs off Wayfinder
GredGredmansson: we can phyrex it and play foundry
warboss5: If you pay two life, you can have the Foundry TOO
MegaDosX: Rhino and Shield?
Vandristine: rhino, shield on defiler
BrowneePoints: Shield counter Defiler
WiJohn: Shield something
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gain life for more processing.
PipeSmokingOwl: gain 5 to use for phyrex
matthaus_c: gain 5 so you can pay 20 with processor
Vandristine: ^^^
Ditfing: life for processor :)
BrowneePoints: Matthaus I'mma bonk you
JewelKnightZero: gain 5 phyrexian processor for 15
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints do it u won't
drcthulu: everything real beeg
BrowneePoints: but Rhino is in the Sinister Six Graham..not SHIELD
GredGredmansson: don't paint, don't vinyl, GO RHINO
MegaDosX: I don't hate it
WiJohn: Yeah
Ditfing: ???
WiJohn: No the puppy!
drcthulu: sad honking noises
electra310: Goodbye Goose
MegaDosX: My sibling in Garfield you need to be careful of trample
Sage0fMadness: goose died for naught
Earthenone: !findquote honk
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WiJohn: Puppy and birb why?!
RayFK: I love that your deck is working?
BrowneePoints: icy manip removes sage
BrowneePoints: so lethal I think
Bugberry: titan isn't an artifact
MegaDosX: Icy the Sage and punch
BrowneePoints: manip tap blocker and then they die
control_rig: Icy then mash
matthaus_c: not quite lethal
BrowneePoints: painful deaths
RayFK: Icy and smash
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Icily manipulate something and smash.
RayFK: Yes
RayFK: Oh god yes
MegaDosX: Spacebar spacebar!
RayFK: Yep
WiJohn: Math, it's for blockers!
MegaDosX: Defiler of Vigor is such a messed up card
BrowneePoints: and if they wrath we can make bodies with Foundry
BrowneePoints: or...foundry
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Play Processor for 17 before combat next turn.
BloodnBullets: why is it each...
matthaus_c: I'll bet on two 7/7 Tramplers against two 1/1 Elementals
RayFK: "Defiler of Vigor is a super messed up card" - Graham during draft, "I mean, I guess we take the defiler?"
GredGredmansson: sad karn
MegaDosX: That doesn't do anything right now
GredGredmansson: immortal sun
electra310: GG!
GhostValv: tqsClap
BrowneePoints: who knew playing like 11 bombs in mono color is good :P
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
drcthulu: gix ponders the orb meme
MegaDosX: I don't like how she's looking at me
Gekyouryuu: is she a streamer... or a Rock DJ?
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
the_one_and_only_kim: oh, I opened a numbered Mesmeric Orb yesterday
WiJohn: I hear she's beefing with Sorin
Mazrae: nooo I just got here
Sage0fMadness: @Gekyouryuu LUL LUL
Bugberry: cube is full of messed up cards.
Earthenone: !quote graham
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RayFK: A KINGDOM OF GUARDS
matthaus_c: time for checkpoint!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Defiler of Vigor IS a super messed up card, and whoever let it get printed as a 5 drop should be severely punished.
NotCainNorAbel: sup
corefluxx: Cheer100
patbaer: Gloomhaven: Restart
BloodnBullets: not enough time to watch checkpoint but im going to anyway!
krfsm: otoh, it's 2 in the morning here
krfsm: so I should go to bed
Kuolar: Gloomhâven
Earthenone: remember to comment in the comments your brothers nickname for engagement :)
GapFiller: ~lasttweet
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korvys: Oh, has Cori beaten Dwarf Fortress
MegaDosX: I am looking forward to that
BrowneePoints: James is being coy on format
jessieimproved: I could watch Cori play dorf fort forever
heartofgoldfish: dort fort dort fot
matthaus_c: love Alex on screen
patbaer: oh shit that's this Sat? Nice!
GapFiller: I'mma get out the good whisky
matthaus_c: Christmas Ewe
Phailhammer: Not Quite ALmost Christmas
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's beginning to look a lot like two people sitting in chairs for an hour!
Phailhammer: cya :)
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Adam, Heather, Cori, and Cameron return to Restart their playthrough of Gloomhaven! Game: Gloomhaven) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
the_one_and_only_kim: I want a Ben and Adam Christmas where they don't stop talking for an entire hour instead
GapFiller: while we have a moment between streams heres a little something a friend on the bird site is considering for a quirky seasonal buy rn (warning: very nsfl): https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1140373612/human-teeth-corn-art
blip2004: What about a Cam and Ian christmas where Ben and Adam provide the background music of kazoos and tamborine
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: @blip2004 Well that's a deeply cursed idea. I love it.
Nigouki: um
Nigouki: where does one source the teeth for that? >_>
Nigouki: especially that many
Juliamon: Based on the shop name I imagine it's something they specialize in
Nigouki: is there just an Ethically Source Human Teeth bin at Bulk Barn that i've always missed?
saucemaster5000: In soviet etsy corn bites you
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
Nigouki: ok the antique part doesn't actually answer the ethics question because that just brings us back to where's the line between archeology and graverobbing
RandomTrivia: benginDance benginDance
Juliamon: their website is bforbones.com
NotCainNorAbel: The term ethically sourced human teeth sure is something
saucemaster5000: I hope I'm built of ethically sourced parts
mrverbal: poor Gront, he tries his best
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for The Long Game! After defeating the demon lord, the team is heading back to town for more shenanigans! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkD57rAakAAruyF.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1603556587159040000
Nigouki: @saucemaster5000 i mean, given how bad a lot of the farming practices are the answer might be "no"
WiJohn: @Nigouki like most things involving colonialism the line tends to follow the barrel of a gun
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 oh god you're right. I'm not even vegan anymore
Nigouki: anyway, time for dubious ethics in a fantasy world :V
CAKHost: That's the smoothest of that intro I have seen in a while. Hi everyone! :D
saucemaster5000: that... hurts my brain
WiJohn: Adam, clearly a chess purist
RandomTrivia: @CAKHost That's because Graham wasn't running Destiny in 4k in the background :D
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that the rogue like chess game?
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JocelyneAnne: Couldn't ask for a better sub stream lol Killing it from the start!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JocelyneAnne! (Today's storm count: 59)
saucemaster5000: I see elbows on the table. We playing elbows tonight?
CAKHost: @CAKHost Oooh that makes so much sense. XD
WiJohn: Good ol' 4
RandomTrivia: Awwww
UnusuallyLargeMoth: whatever you do, don't drop your elbows, those hit things and that hurts
RandomTrivia: I believe they were responding to "that's the thing on the table that we're playing"...
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, no ,I'm thinking Shotgu n King
saucemaster5000: Heather got it
NarishmaReborn: why am I just now realizing our Gloomhaven team is also our Vampire team?
SaxPython: @narishmareborn lunarj1Fangs
CAKHost: 'Blacken with evil'?
LordZarano: A Long *Game* night (Hey yo!)
drcthulu: That was the greatest explaination ever 10 points for Heather!