Bugberry: titan isn't an artifact
MegaDosX: Icy the Sage and punch
BrowneePoints: manip tap blocker and then they die
control_rig: Icy then mash
matthaus_c: not quite lethal
BrowneePoints: painful deaths
RayFK: Icy and smash
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Icily manipulate something and smash.
RayFK: Yes
RayFK: Oh god yes
MegaDosX: Spacebar spacebar!
RayFK: Yep
WiJohn: Math, it's for blockers!
MegaDosX: Defiler of Vigor is such a messed up card
BrowneePoints: and if they wrath we can make bodies with Foundry
BrowneePoints: or...foundry
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Play Processor for 17 before combat next turn.
BloodnBullets: why is it each...
matthaus_c: I'll bet on two 7/7 Tramplers against two 1/1 Elementals
RayFK: "Defiler of Vigor is a super messed up card" - Graham during draft, "I mean, I guess we take the defiler?"
GredGredmansson: sad karn
MegaDosX: That doesn't do anything right now
GredGredmansson: immortal sun
electra310: GG!
GhostValv: tqsClap
BrowneePoints: who knew playing like 11 bombs in mono color is good :P
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
drcthulu: gix ponders the orb meme
MegaDosX: I don't like how she's looking at me
Gekyouryuu: is she a streamer... or a Rock DJ?
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
the_one_and_only_kim: oh, I opened a numbered Mesmeric Orb yesterday
WiJohn: I hear she's beefing with Sorin
Mazrae: nooo I just got here
Sage0fMadness: @Gekyouryuu LUL LUL
Bugberry: cube is full of messed up cards.
Earthenone: !quote graham
LRRbot: Quote #1225: "Someone PLEASE turn off the sink!" —Graham [2015-12-04]
matthaus_c: time for checkpoint!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Defiler of Vigor IS a super messed up card, and whoever let it get printed as a 5 drop should be severely punished.
NotCainNorAbel: sup
corefluxx: Cheer100
patbaer: Gloomhaven: Restart
BloodnBullets: not enough time to watch checkpoint but im going to anyway!
krfsm: otoh, it's 2 in the morning here
krfsm: so I should go to bed
Kuolar: Gloomhâven
Earthenone: remember to comment in the comments your brothers nickname for engagement :)
GapFiller: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> The desk smashing is intentional. Time for CheckPoint! | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9wy2OmOG30 || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1603536748751245312
korvys: Oh, has Cori beaten Dwarf Fortress
MegaDosX: I am looking forward to that
BrowneePoints: James is being coy on format
jessieimproved: I could watch Cori play dorf fort forever
heartofgoldfish: dort fort dort fot
matthaus_c: love Alex on screen
patbaer: oh shit that's this Sat? Nice!
GapFiller: I'mma get out the good whisky
matthaus_c: Christmas Ewe
Phailhammer: Not Quite ALmost Christmas
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's beginning to look a lot like two people sitting in chairs for an hour!
Phailhammer: cya :)
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Adam, Heather, Cori, and Cameron return to Restart their playthrough of Gloomhaven! Game: Gloomhaven) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
the_one_and_only_kim: I want a Ben and Adam Christmas where they don't stop talking for an entire hour instead
GapFiller: while we have a moment between streams heres a little something a friend on the bird site is considering for a quirky seasonal buy rn (warning: very nsfl): https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1140373612/human-teeth-corn-art
blip2004: What about a Cam and Ian christmas where Ben and Adam provide the background music of kazoos and tamborine
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: @blip2004 Well that's a deeply cursed idea. I love it.
Nigouki: um
Nigouki: where does one source the teeth for that? >_>
Nigouki: especially that many
Juliamon: Based on the shop name I imagine it's something they specialize in
Nigouki: is there just an Ethically Source Human Teeth bin at Bulk Barn that i've always missed?
saucemaster5000: In soviet etsy corn bites you
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
Nigouki: ok the antique part doesn't actually answer the ethics question because that just brings us back to where's the line between archeology and graverobbing
RandomTrivia: benginDance benginDance
Juliamon: their website is bforbones.com
NotCainNorAbel: The term ethically sourced human teeth sure is something
saucemaster5000: I hope I'm built of ethically sourced parts
mrverbal: poor Gront, he tries his best
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for The Long Game! After defeating the demon lord, the team is heading back to town for more shenanigans! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkD57rAakAAruyF.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1603556587159040000
Nigouki: @saucemaster5000 i mean, given how bad a lot of the farming practices are the answer might be "no"
WiJohn: @Nigouki like most things involving colonialism the line tends to follow the barrel of a gun
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 oh god you're right. I'm not even vegan anymore
Nigouki: anyway, time for dubious ethics in a fantasy world :V
CAKHost: That's the smoothest of that intro I have seen in a while. Hi everyone! :D
saucemaster5000: that... hurts my brain
WiJohn: Adam, clearly a chess purist
RandomTrivia: @CAKHost That's because Graham wasn't running Destiny in 4k in the background :D
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that the rogue like chess game?
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saucemaster5000: I see elbows on the table. We playing elbows tonight?
CAKHost: @CAKHost Oooh that makes so much sense. XD
WiJohn: Good ol' 4
RandomTrivia: Awwww
UnusuallyLargeMoth: whatever you do, don't drop your elbows, those hit things and that hurts
RandomTrivia: I believe they were responding to "that's the thing on the table that we're playing"...
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, no ,I'm thinking Shotgu n King
saucemaster5000: Heather got it
NarishmaReborn: why am I just now realizing our Gloomhaven team is also our Vampire team?
SaxPython: @narishmareborn lunarj1Fangs
CAKHost: 'Blacken with evil'?
LordZarano: A Long *Game* night (Hey yo!)
drcthulu: That was the greatest explaination ever 10 points for Heather!
lonlycracker: Oh baby Cam gets to play my favorite
saucemaster5000: ooh we opening a box tonight?
noSmokeFire: usually you can only donate once per scenario
ArkhamArchivist: Peace, Losers
MAPBoardgames: Generally you do it over time
UnusuallyLargeMoth: wait why's beni done what happened oh nooooo
RandomTrivia: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
lonlycracker: Saw changes the game
saucemaster5000: I always thought the saw was... interestingly held
DudelidouX: Yup he's gonna take good care of you with his saw.
RandomTrivia: It's a bow saw without a blade lrrBEEJ
UnusuallyLargeMoth: man that is... an impressive, uh... saw.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does it spin like a Lancer?
CAKHost: Because they did Adam. Kappa
Xan_The_Quiet: dunno WHAT they were thinking, but i'm pretty sure i know which part they were thinking with
drcthulu: maybe it's an axe handle
UnusuallyLargeMoth: does he have to contact a doctor if he does woodwork for longer than four hours?
BrowneePoints: Leave that woodsman's plastic pee pee alone!
xantos69: It you trim the tip it will look bigger.
saucemaster5000: Edoch
Fanklok: wait are we actually talking about saws?
RandomTrivia: Cameron pls
drcthulu: and he's holding the axe head
lonlycracker: Saw is the doctor
saucemaster5000: I played this class in my campaign
Laserbeaks_Fury: <message deleted>It looks like a Sawfish nose https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Flicensed-image%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcT3RnvpF9irg205s2dWAIG5qZOQ7qiwykeieUV6KojlKOGTXcaZ1QE3-KgR40BobB6mb86xp8ApLn4YJqo&psig=AOvVaw2WgcbDA97GrfsGD5uFZdQW&ust=1671239654678000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCPDP0oH7_PsCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
Laserbeaks_Fury: whoops that was a big link
Juliamon: Never copy straight from Google
noSmokeFire: limb removal specialist
drcthulu: Dr. Cameron
Calaban161: I missed last episode what happened to Beni?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought I did, but it must have misclicked
PhorrestGaze: citizen doctor Cameron
saucemaster5000: Always fun to learn a new class (no spoilies what it does folks)
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Surgeon Specific?
RandomTrivia: OOF
JakeKamas: @Calaban161 She graduated! Or more accurately, Cameron completed Benni's life goal and unlocked this new character.
Fanklok: "I'm a doctor" what's your specialty? "amputation"
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Modern "I'm Crushing Your Head" gag
RandomTrivia: Interestingly I usually do the opposite - I move my phone closer to my face because I forget it can zoom
ArkhamArchivist: What kind of crazy fantasy race is “Hyu-mahn”, anyway?
saucemaster5000: If I shout into the phone it works better right? Excuse me, need to take my fiber.
drcthulu: Dr. Benni Saw
LordZarano: Ctrl +
Fanklok: Wow they leave AND take their stuff with them? So selfish
noSmokeFire: doctor saw has one of those naruto headbands
squ3e: Wait I missed a few sessions, did Cameron's wizard die? she was my favorite NotLikeThis
mrverbal: @squ3e she retired happily
squ3e: Well thats a relief
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
saucemaster5000: City and road events are added via the tiny, hard to see retired class's Number on the corner of the class card. I could not find them forrever...
saucemaster5000: character is forever basic
MAPBoardgames: I have played through twice and haven't run out
drcthulu: Your characters become millenials
Darleysam: lamp oil, bombs
saucemaster5000: The other characters are the 1%
noSmokeFire: it's PRETTY busted
comrade_cards: running out of life quests sounds like the ending of happy souls
drcthulu: but the neck is below the head
Sky_Kast: hows the haven of the gloomy chat
drcthulu: so you have a necklace for a hat
CAKHost: If Adam gets a new character, they will still be named Otaku Jeff, right? :P
iris_of_ether: Cloak of Invisibility is very, very good
saucemaster5000: It's also a game that likes when you bust it. Cause it's fun that way
noSmokeFire: you start with gold based on your level
ArkhamArchivist: Otak2 Jeff
korvys: Maybe it's like The One Ring - makes you invisible, but draws attention
RedJackz: Otaku Jeff still alive?
squ3e: The end of Jeff??
iris_of_ether: OTwoKo Jeff
saucemaster5000: At least until Adam forgets
CAKHost: D:
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
BrowneePoints: Nah Adam's next character will be Kideo Hojima
saucemaster5000: ooh like that idea
squ3e: 'Look at this idiot, kill him and take his gold!'
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mrverbal: oh, some of the retirement quests are close to impossible depending on where you are at in the game
squ3e: "My name is Otaku Jeff, last of my line, and unfortunately for you, last of yours as well"
noSmokeFire: oh, Lurkers is bad news. I think those are locked behind random events.
iris_of_ether: You will *not* have a problem with oozes, from my past experiences x_x
Darleysam: "take credit for your friends killing..."
saucemaster5000: I'd rules lawyer it however you want, but yeah sounds like you gotta do it
SnowBunSarah: You have to deal the killing blow on all of them. Wounds that were applied by you that do the killing don't count.
CAKHost: "Man, seeing people kill things I want dead is tiring. Time to retire!" XD
Fanklok: Is it poison or poisson?
iris_of_ether: You'll *enjoy* the Perfect Poison unlock, ha!
adept_nekomancer: Some people have life goals, Otaku Jeff has death goals.
lonlycracker: Yeah a lot of quests are uh not equal in difficulty
saucemaster5000: the doctors are very anal retentive in gloomhaven take up the wound thing with Dr. Saw
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun you start perks equal to your level + 1 for each character you've retired
mrverbal: @Fanklok gotta make that perfect fish
WiJohn: I mean if the flavor of the quest is that he's gathering bits for a poison presumably he could gather from other player's kills too
blip2004: When I played the digital game one of the personal quests was something stupid like pick up 3 coins
noSmokeFire: or, wait, sorry, level -1
OldManJohnsonMB: Oh did Cam retire his glass cannon?
korvys: That removal was Cam's perk?
iris_of_ether: Dr. Saw!
saucemaster5000: genuinely don't remember
CAKHost: Oh, I just realized this is an opportunity to paint another mini!
SnowBunSarah: Warehouse has multiple unlock sources
MAPBoardgames: Diamond mine is far Sout West
iris_of_ether: I was on mini painting duty when my friends played this :)
drcthulu: murder loves company
Fanklok: por que no los dos?
saucemaster5000: @iris_of_ether considering your work, I bet that was a pretty looking game!
Rampidzier: wasn't the innox encampment in the first playthrough and not the second one?
Juliamon: For those just joining us, Beni cashed in and retired, and Cam is now playing Dr. Saw.
SnowBunSarah: Yea, Diamond Mine has only one source, so you've done Encampment
drcthulu: What was Benni's quest?
drcthulu: Beni*
RedJackz: At this point I’ve just started considering Paul’s voice as the voice of god as he’s always off screen.
iris_of_ether: @saucemaster5000 Thank you! I managed to get some of the photos online (before I stopped updating the ol' Tumblr): https://www.tumblr.com/irisofether/tagged/gloomhaven
Juliamon: drcthulu Piety in All Things
blip2004: @drcthulu he had to donate 120 gold to a church
drcthulu: Okay thanks
saucemaster5000: @iris_of_ether yup looking great! Love the detail on the Spellweaver's spell hands
DeChunkandFriends: A large boulder the size of a small boulder
iris_of_ether: @saucemaster5000 lrrSHINE
Fanklok: Can we get that measured in giraffes?
squ3e: nice
MilkInBags: nice
drcthulu: Paul has earned the right to give Adam all the attitude after the tarp of chicken grease
DeChunkandFriends: Y'all ever fuckin' heard of a serif?
SnowBunSarah: In the sequel, Frosthaven, they did fix it by just formatting the tile numbers differently.
DeChunkandFriends: Piecemeal lets each episode stand out versus the binge slurry where you might as well have watched a movie
saucemaster5000: (Sigh) still waiting on my frosthaven order to arrive
drcthulu: well if you're waiting for it to be good that might take a while, but it's decent if a bit campy at times
CAKHost: Otaku Jeff, Pack Rat Fashion!
Fanklok: His bat thermal under garments
saucemaster5000: Adam wants all the dirnks at the soda fountain at once
DeChunkandFriends: I did, and it means you don't like tv
SnowBunSarah: @saucemaster5000 From what I hear, people who didn't get a storage solution with it are getting it before the ones who did.
MilkInBags: hey adam, do you have tiger tail ice cream in mind?
blip2004: lol what was that yell in the background
mrverbal: yea there did sound like a pained yell in the background
Drakas: sounded like beej
drcthulu: Premake all the shapes and get fishing storage containers to organize it all?
LordZarano: THlS Iooks Ilke lt ls SpeIt Rlght, Rlght?
saucemaster5000: Yeah you're on 2 now
MilkInBags: hey adam, nice tft wins
mrverbal: 1 is right isn't it?; 8/4 halved
SnowBunSarah: Yea, total level 8 would be scenario level 1. A single level up from any of them would increase it to 2.
saucemaster5000: Dr. Proctor
korvys: Dr. Feelbad?
MilkInBags: Doctor Agula
RedJackz: Level 1 scenario. Not 2
SnowBunSarah: Average level halved, rounded up.
MilkInBags: Play at very hard :)
MilkInBags: It's gonna be fine :)
noSmokeFire: playing on hard means more gold and XP :)
mrverbal: You can for sure do it a level up
saucemaster5000: Level 7 it is, get to go home quicker
SnowBunSarah: *Flashbacks from playing at +3 difficulty intensify*
lamina5432: Is Cam going to paint them? And if so any planed colors
adept_nekomancer: Lord of the Risk
frank_the_great: My roommates and I had a month long game of risk going
RealGamerCow: That's why you get a gaming table with a removable cover
korvys: They're still playing Risk
drcthulu: wait Adam isn't competitive
saucemaster5000: Eve Online family
iris_of_ether: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
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RandomTrivia: benginChaos
drcthulu: It's more fun to just cause chaos
korvys: Risk Legacy having victory points made that game much better
BloodnBullets: this is why I prefere root to risk, good end state.
sporkraptor: most board games stress me out because I'm not competitive--except Scrabble. I'm a *monster* at Scrabble. XD
saucemaster5000: Last person standing is why Monopoly is the only board game I 100% refuse to play anymore (yes even with the real rules it's bad)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Play the Zingmaker
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f_tan_theta: drunken master, the boardgame strat
saucemaster5000: OH I've had that Axis and Allies experience. Also happened to me in Terra Mystica weirdly
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
frank_the_great: Cam, you're having fun wrong
adept_nekomancer: We require people to wear at least 15 road flares at all times.
Phailhammer: "So, what you're saying is, you want to be the first player defeated?"
xantos69: My response in that situation would be "I'm doing it because it annoys you. See I'm just trying to win the game...against you"
SnowBunSarah: Don't you know you're having suboptimal fun?
dm818: I'm a people person
MilkInBags: sorry Adam, I can't continue the reference
ArkhamArchivist: One day I’m going to set aside a whole room for an eternal game of Riskopoly(Risk where you want play an entire game of Monopoly for each combat to take over a country economically instead of rolling dice)
RandomTrivia: Oh no, a door boss!
NotCainNorAbel: ohhh... a door
SnackPak_: light him up, Heather
saucemaster5000: Can't see any doors, but see plenty of gates being kept
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #7827: "Don't you ever test my footsies!" —Adam [2021-10-27]
Kreiseler: Dr feel bad is here for a bad time, not a long time
iris_of_ether: Wait, what level is Dr. Feelbad?
itira: evening all
RandomTrivia: @iris_of_ether 1, I believe.
MilkInBags: oh I didn't see Cam has a new class!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mist Could Pass
iris_of_ether: @iris_of_ether I could swear that you get to start at a higher level for subsequent characters, huh...
MilkInBags: hell yeah brother KKona
MilkInBags: don't knock my drink, pal KKona
SnowBunSarah: @iris_of_ether Yep, starting level is equal to town prosperity.
goombalax: c. pick pockets in the chaos
iris_of_ether: @SnowBunSarah Ah, got it. Thanks for the reminder!
adept_nekomancer: Options include: "violence" or "not violence"
xantos69: What if we sided with the not racist?
MilkInBags: adam tell me what violence can't solve?
saucemaster5000: fists still cocked and ready
Darleysam: @MilkInBags Best Pacifist award
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6411: "I don't think I could beat myself in a fight." —Adam [2019-09-20]
saucemaster5000: ever punch someone in the stomach?
goombalax: violence is the traditional solution to hunger
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Violence isn't the answer. Violence is the question, the answer is 'Yes'.
adept_nekomancer: "You eat the berries. You get the 'violent diarrhea' card."
drcthulu: good berries
xantos69: @adept_nekomancer Oh I love that card! It keeps me running!
saucemaster5000: eat berries, "throw away game. Buy a new copy. Throw that one away too."
MilkInBags: the fucking berries event
drcthulu: Sometimes you have to give people the option to make a dumb decision
korvys: Berry Manalow?
saucemaster5000: Don't eat Barry Manilow. Unless...
PhorrestGaze: strawberries are fine since they're not berries
ArkhamArchivist: Welcome to Goodberry, home of the Goodberry, Can I Take Your Order?
Kramburger: Matt Berry
RandomTrivia: Good-Berry Manalow is going to be my next Druid, 100% :D
RandomTrivia: Or Druid/Bard multi
SnowBunSarah: Yea, there's more time for pre game banter
NexVesica: 40 minute setup is part of the Gloomhaven experience
drcthulu: sorcerer/warlock coffee lock
saucemaster5000: Paul is unfortunately Gambit, it's very dangerous
xantos69: Can we get a super cut of Paul throwing things then work out his percentrage?
RandomTrivia: @xantos69 Unfortunately the VST has returned to their dormant state until next year so no supercuts
LoadingReadyRun: unfortunately, I thing most of the throws have been off camera
adept_nekomancer: Sawbones is his first name. Dr. Sawbones Feelbad.
xantos69: @xantos69 Long may they slumber
ArkhamArchivist: That kinda slaps tho
saucemaster5000: Knock on wood'
DarknessKingCoH: I saw Bones, it was enjoyable.
DudelidouX: Really specific but some maps have lots of traps.
SnowBunSarah: Super, super situational, but I don't think completely useless?
korvys: There are enemys that make traps - I think the fire elementals?
SnowBunSarah: @korvys And archers.
ArkhamArchivist: There are other people in the party who may not Have Winged Boots
drcthulu: enemy is a trapper and throws a circle of bear traps around you and stole your winged boots
saucemaster5000: Wait till you fight the Trap enthusiasts
RandomTrivia: So many doggos. They're all good.
xantos69: Are they iced out fly?
korvys: The Hounds of Baskerville
goombalax: Argussy
drcthulu: beat me to it
SacrificialToast: ooh, Sawbones, nice
Fanklok: Wasn't there a mission where they had to navigate through a literal maze of traps?
RandomTrivia: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
MilkInBags: chat >:(
drcthulu: at least it's not an emerald mine, you might find a cantankerous musk there
SnowBunSarah: You keep going until you loot the chest
saucemaster5000: yup
noSmokeFire: the turns keep going until you do all the objectives
drcthulu: So the overseer is Elon Musk?
saucemaster5000: overseer never plays support
SnowBunSarah: Walk back to Jekserah: "Hey, we killed that overseer in the mine like you asked." Jekserah just sitting there shaking her had.
adept_nekomancer: @drcthulu Thankfully those tend to be easily distracted.
RandomTrivia: Beware the Civilization effect... Just one more turn...
MilkInBags: Cam did you all the eggnog?
ArkhamArchivist: Naruto's Weird Uncle
dumbo3k: Jef-Free
saucemaster5000: Thank God my pet tuna Jeff is safe for one more can
CururuGuasu: DoooOOOOOOoooom!
SnowBunSarah: "Hit me, you cowards" - Carl Bogo probably
MAPBoardgames: Wake me up. Before you Bogo!
CururuGuasu: Pills!
RealGamerCow: What happened to Cameron'
SacrificialToast: i like the Saw class, pretty fun
RealGamerCow: Cameron's other character?
xantos69: Gavin!
goombalax: Gavin!!
SnowBunSarah: Yep, you just play it as a normal card.
MilkInBags: lol adam, lmao
saucemaster5000: yeah the sawbones is fun
MAPBoardgames: Heal4 and functionally a minor stamina
RandomTrivia: @RealGamerCow Beni retired happy and took all her stuff with her
MAPBoardgames: *mini stamina
drcthulu: Doctor feelbad living up to his name sake, making your character feel bad
SacrificialToast: that and Angry Face were my favorite s that I played
SnowBunSarah: I liked music note and eclipse
drcthulu: famous last words
saucemaster5000: Jeff insists they're tall for a rat
Williams4jesus: !findquote attacks
LRRbot: Quote #3306: "I love attacking boys in the junk." —Ethel, a.k.a. Kate [2016-08-24]
SacrificialToast: i don't think it moves?
SnowBunSarah: It won't move. It moves as little as possible to attack.
noSmokeFire: it only moves if it's not adjacent to its focus
saucemaster5000: yup you retailiate all
SnowBunSarah: Nope, it stays in play for the whole turn. It's got that card thing with a circle in it
SnowBunSarah: Yep, it tried to attack you so you get to slap it
SacrificialToast: Barf! *turns into money*
saucemaster5000: Bogo DeVil, Bogo Devil...
Williams4jesus: !findquote bogo
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote pogo
LRRbot: Quote #789: "I swear to God, you pogo motherfuckers!" —Alex [2015-10-06]
RandomTrivia: Pfffft HypeLUL
saucemaster5000: walked into that door
RandomTrivia: 1 Dog remains: Dog of the final Dog
CururuGuasu: Dog knows what it did
DeChunkandFriends: not the most... glamorous Saturday
saucemaster5000: quick, give the dog a name first. Scruffles.
MilkInBags: LUL
noSmokeFire: a regular Doogie Howser
korvys: Doogie Howitzer
DeChunkandFriends: Sure we do. He's that guy on the Disney+ show from earlier.
saucemaster5000: "This game of risk will be different!"
MilkInBags: nice
SnowBunSarah: What happens, Otaku Jeff?
CururuGuasu: Whahappun…
Kramburger: ADAM NO
xantos69: Adam No.
saucemaster5000: Adam yes
drcthulu: Bonk, go to horny jail
Juliamon: Adam, what have we said about inside thoughts
Nigouki: oh there's definitely something in the water
korvys: Making a vermling king
Crashzxs: mikebSmile
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saucemaster5000: Jesus looking at the map, that's like half the room full of extra tiles
DeChunkandFriends: it's compared to those other, losery vermlings, like the ones who do psychic stuff
SnowBunSarah: Okay but you'd want the elite squad to defend the inner sanctum of the diamond mine
SnowBunSarah: You can shoot through obstacles
SnowBunSarah: You can draw line of sight through them and shoot through them, enemies can as well.
saucemaster5000: Talking about the vermling Uwe Gellert
mrverbal: all obstacles are knee high
DeChunkandFriends: super direct, not vague at all
drcthulu: It's ok you're a player character so you're a step above elite
saucemaster5000: Vodka fluoride plz
SnowBunSarah: @mrverbal Vermling Knee, specfically
SacrificialToast: you can't hide unless it's chest high
DeChunkandFriends: they go back to mining
ShaneLeeAtk: Those sound clues of kick flips
drcthulu: they start putting down traps
saucemaster5000: mattlrDogchamp
SnowBunSarah: Yep, if everyone is invisible or otherwise inaccessible (ie an invisible person is in the door and they don't have jump), they don't move.
SacrificialToast: obstacles are there to be ammo for Cragheart
SnowBunSarah: They will still do other actions, if possible.
DeChunkandFriends: God I loved being the Cragheart. So fun.
saucemaster5000: Ace of Spades plays every time Jeff Kickflips
drcthulu: rats
SnowBunSarah: There are no scout figures left, he doesn't summon them.
saucemaster5000: I think you're at max scouts
SnowBunSarah: 10 is maximum scouts in play.
mrverbal: yea, i think 10 is max creatures
MAPBoardgames: C = player counts. L = dungeon level
MilkInBags: 4Head
xantos69: I'll give that joke a V
saucemaster5000: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
MilkInBags: who doesn't love a good dose of pity chuckle
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream. Good night everyone!
saucemaster5000: Vermling walks up "I'm invisible." "Oh Sorry," walks on.
MilkInBags: bring the rats to the tavern to talk over this
MilkInBags: cursed
MilkInBags: can you repeat that adam or can someone link it in chat? OpieOP
saucemaster5000: who put the skittles in Adam's tea tonight
drcthulu: It's the vampire blood
drcthulu: Adam got into the sugar
MilkInBags: Cam LUL
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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saucemaster5000: Tries to play les mis music, but only knows Goldinger
saucemaster5000: Er, goldfinger
MilkInBags: Jeff Valjeff, stirring the revolution
drcthulu: 12!
mrverbal: do you hear the people sing, while they are ani-me watching
mrverbal: crank bow is excellent
ShaneLeeAtk: Dakka Dakka
CururuGuasu: I cast “shotgun”
saucemaster5000: I feel like this is the 10th game where Karen just pulls out the bazooka
MilkInBags: adam LUL
drcthulu: now you just need talk grass
drcthulu: tall*
saucemaster5000: "where exactly are you from Carl?" "Bogo...ta...."
DeChunkandFriends: furry babies with tails
SnowBunSarah: Everyone else gets the big hits, but you get lots of medium hits Otaku Jeff
MilkInBags: adam LUL
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
MilkInBags: reported, blocked, banned
xantos69: They are in Canada! You can't make them pay taxes!
DeChunkandFriends: He doesn't have power here, we are in Bezosia
SacrificialToast: this is some very proactive medicine
saucemaster5000: "What now boss?" "I dunno, do it again."
SnowBunSarah: Shouldn't one of those elites in the back be able to get in range?
SnowBunSarah: They have a lot of move
saucemaster5000: Carl Bogo Forever was worth the dev cycle
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saucemaster5000: Still think Jeff isn't actually a mind reader and bogo just does what they say
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: babies, puppies, find some elderly to become a triple threat
SnowBunSarah: It adds damage to every future attack, so it wouldn't apply to the attack that gave the poison.
Kramburger: Carl Bogo has the night terrors
drcthulu: Ah Cobras!
mrverbal: Sounds like Ben is having a time in the background
comrade_cards: is there muffled screaming in the background?
saucemaster5000: I'd ask about the screaming, but realized I ain't a snitch
CanPlayGames: !updog
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RandomTrivia: O_o
RandomTrivia: #JustHeatherThings
saucemaster5000: Heather just pushing a wall of knives forwards
RealGamerCow: Hank Scorpio Flamethrower Gif
SnowBunSarah: You hit it, then say "Omoe wo ma shinderu"
saucemaster5000: We're the heroes!
drcthulu: double wounded
DeChunkandFriends: do you percolate the percocet?
NotCainNorAbel: percocet makes me vomit, i thought when I was prescribed it I was going to learn why everyone wanted this drug...0/10 would not recommend.
saucemaster5000: If you don't pick up the chest, you can farm the babies
saucemaster5000: ew
RealGamerCow: Otaku Jeff takes out his dakimakura
drcthulu: farm the babies
Kramburger: Submissive diamond seeks Dom Adventurer to Step on them...
saucemaster5000: discarded, not lost, to be clear
drcthulu: isn't otaku Jeff psychic?
mrverbal: large medical pack is just big ol' bag of weed
Spades_Slicc: wait ... what happened to Cam's character?
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc Retired
mrverbal: @Spades_Slicc one of the game mechanics is your characters have personal quests, and then they retire
Spades_Slicc: oh cool
saucemaster5000: yeah, it keeps the game moving, though it does mean sometimes you don't get to se the ridiculously busted high level cards
RandomTrivia: Heather just clicked her sword back into its sheath and everything exploded
SnowBunSarah: They yeeted it into a hidey hole
saucemaster5000: It was all NFTs anyway, dodged a bullet
drcthulu: he eats it and it disolves in it's stomach
Agnememnon: doordashed it right away
SnowBunSarah: It will avoid traps if possible
SnowBunSarah: It will move though to get into melee range with the nearest player before looting
mrverbal: Tinkerer is one of those classes that the 'internet' has decided is bad, and I don't really get why. Well equipped they do a lot of damage and are pretty tough.
MilkInBags: well, tinkerer isn't as busted as other classes, which might explain why some people say it's "bad"
SnowBunSarah: @mrverbal It's not that they're bad, it's just not as busted as some of the other classes
saucemaster5000: @mrverbal We didn't play tinkerer in my campaign because we heard that on the internet, and I've been stewing about it this whole stream
MilkInBags: there is no bad class, except every one I picked :)
mrverbal: @MilkInBags it's not top tier, but genuinely I keep seen lists with it as like a D and I think it's a B or a high C
saucemaster5000: "you don't have to make that noise Jeff" "I know"
PipeSmokingOwl: voxyRage voxyRage voxyRage
MilkInBags: the rats see you open the chest and they're like, welp pack it up can't fight anymore
MilkInBags: :)
NotCainNorAbel: seabatCHOICE
MilkInBags: you accidently the whole city :)
goombalax: Achievement unlocked
MAPBoardgames: @NotCainNorAbel Actually, No. This is a real choice that affects the game.
SnowBunSarah: Demons, no. Zombies, yes.
MilkInBags: prosperity Kreygasm
NotCainNorAbel: @NotCainNorAbel true, but will anyone really take the other choice?
MilkInBags: what if they're good undeads?
saucemaster5000: yeah, the living have had it too good for too long
Twilight_Spark: This selective memory explains: Hit or miss, I guess they...
MilkInBags: surely the person that wants to overthrow a government will reward her subordinates
saucemaster5000: I mean, prosperity went up
RealGamerCow: "peaceful undead just patrolling" So, the TSA?
Twilight_Spark: They made our jerbs
SnowBunSarah: Merchants guild wants the undead to patrol so that they don't have to pay them.
DudelidouX: I mean those guards are losing their jobs
MilkInBags: it will be the promotion of their life
MilkInBags: removing -2 and -1 is a big pog
saucemaster5000: Kinda wish my group had gone the Evi-I mean efficient route
MilkInBags: level 3 FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: advantage can be very busted at high levels, based on perks taken
MAPBoardgames: It doesn't increase the range of your melee
MilkInBags: why would you use an augment that's not +2 damage thought? :)
mrverbal: no, it means as well as melle you have a range 2 heal 2
MAPBoardgames: Damage aug is hing
MAPBoardgames: king
noSmokeFire: mind's weakness is busted
mrverbal: Damage augment is great
JakeKamas: Thank you for the stream!
MilkInBags: yeah sometimes the game is short and you're tempted by the double but, I can assure you it's not a good idea LUL
Mai_Andra: haha, now the real game can start
MilkInBags: Adam I think you can pick a level 2 card instead of level 3
xantos69: I don't understand Dwarf Fortress, but I have enjoyed watching you play it.
SnackPak_: these DF streams have been so fun
Mai_Andra: Dorf or Tress
JakeKamas: I'm never gonna play Gloomhaven myself so I enjoy vicariously playing it through you. Thank you guys for streaming it : )
MilkInBags: "everything is bad" okay OpieOP
noSmokeFire: brain leech is pretty decent, just because having an attack 3 bottom is nice, and the strengthen works with your top attacks
xantos69: Woo!
NotCainNorAbel: bought this brawl deck....format CanLander
RandomTrivia: Hype for that
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
laundreydhull: "Strictly Worse" lrrBEEJ Lander Confirmed!!
laundreydhull: !?
MAPBoardgames: Paint next to Ian on TTSF
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
until_may: thank goodness frotthaven is a thing? lol
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
RandomTrivia: Nice
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
KWardJenx: Thank you!!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Mai_Andra: New Game ~