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TemporallyAwry: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #5907: "I'm here to embarass myself!" —Beej [2019-03-16]
beowuuf: lrrBEEJ
RockPusher: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
RockPusher chugs the healing potion for that sweet sweet caffeine
SymphonicLolita: not to be confused with Potion of Heeling
RockPusher: Walkies‽ mattlrDogchamp
beowuuf: turning in to a villain during a wrestling match?
SymphonicLolita: yes
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: sergeHi
RockPusher: It seems dogs > wrestling in my brain :D
Didero: Hello!
TXC2: hello beowuuf and Didero
Didero: dogs wrestling in your brain, you say?
RockPusher: 'mornin' TXC2
SymphonicLolita: porque no los dos
RockPusher: tqsBORK mattlrBork
TXC2: Hello RockPusher
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
DandyGeek: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DandyGeek: hiya folks
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello DandyGeek
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
NewtyNewts: I missed the last little bit of yesterday's episode... are we a cult now?
TXC2: always have been
NewtyNewts: Huh. Well, the music sure is apt for it.
RockPusher: Muggy weather and cheese dreams have conspired to have me be awake unusually early - on the plus side, dorfs!
DandyGeek: we have a temple to "The Diamond," deity/being of volcanos
DandyGeek: so, y'know, Volcano God Cults, pretty normal stuff
beowuuf: escher3THUMBSUP
DandyGeek: I think last time we suggested Beej be the cult leader
margieargie: #yesacult
Mollylele: lrrBEEJ 🆚 🌋
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DiscordianTokkan: Strike the Earth! jlrrPunch
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DandyGeek: so we'll see how long Beej survives
SymphonicLolita: cult leader/mayor
RockPusher: That is a terrifying sentence to read
TXC2: I recall we used a Hawaiian Volcano goddess in Temple of the Lava bears
Didero: It was a slow day at work, so I watched a few DF tutorial videos, and now I'm very tempted to buy the game
Mollylele: based on this week's
beowuuf: @NewtyNewts last ep today, so stay here, then use vod of yesterday to help get over the loss of the pif
Mollylele: CheckPoint Beej is ready to raise an army
the_digiman619: SaLRRtations, all
beowuuf: checkpoint beej stymied by a one sentence update is a sight to see
TXC2: hello the_digiman619 welcome
TehAmelie: it's the final dwarfdown
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PsychoI3oy: strike the ... beach?
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TehAmelie: although we may also go up, and sideways
DandyGeek: Dwarves living in wooden homes above ground, what is the world coming to
TehAmelie: mine it sideways, if you will
beowuuf: a weird hobbit they've picked up, certainly
TXC2: DandyGeek get with the times old man Kappa
NewtyNewts: Elves and dwarves, living together, what is this blasphemy!?
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: dorf!
TheMerricat: I'm slow today chat for a second I was going to ask when dwarf fortress got a soundtrack....
SymphonicLolita: dorf dorf dorf
DandyGeek: @TXC2 Never! Dwarves belong in the DARK BELOW
Didero: Hi!
beowuuf: @TheMerricat there is a good ost
NewtyNewts: @TheMerricat Couple weeks ago
the_digiman619: Yeah, Dwarf Fortress is modern now. It's got an UI and everything!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Ben
RockPusher: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
TehAmelie: i understand elves really hate that you cut things out of trees instead of using their method of growing trees into useful shapes, that they won't share with you
EricTheOrange: can I make an elf fortress instead?
aphroditetheclown: Do we know who is doing this play it forward
aphroditetheclown: Oh Cori!!!!
aphroditetheclown: (I was in ads)
RockPusher: escher3THUMBSUP
beowuuf: overground, overground, hobbiting free
BITs19_: wait, I missed yesterday, did we start a new fortress?
TXC2: BITs19_ yes
SocraticMethod: @the_digiman619 *GUI. The fact that UI was arcane and like using linux text editor still counts as one
beowuuf: @aphroditetheclown and ben / dandygeek, who is also in chat
public_key_reveal_party: yay fire!
BITs19_: oh heck, ehat happened to the last one?
RockPusher: mattlrFine lrrFINE tqsFine
NewtyNewts: Ooh, wonderfu.
beowuuf: @BITs19_ it is fine, we just started a new one. some of our dwarves even came to our new one. it's all fine.
TXC2: BITs19_ game chashed, so Cori made lava happen, and rolled a new fort
TehAmelie: nothing grows in the swampland eh
SocraticMethod: @BITs19_ crash and lost progress, cori flooded with lava and abandoned it
BITs19_: aha, gotcha
beowuuf: see, 'fine', for generous interpretations of fine
RockPusher: Stray llama bones? Why are the llama bones stray?
LordZarano: (only the caverns were flooded, not the actual fort)
NewtyNewts: Minced wine, minced wine, and minced wine.
RockPusher: Water‽ WutFace
SocraticMethod: minced pineapple wine, minced wine and minced wine. Are we sure it's not a coctail/smoothie?
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EricTheOrange: muh boy tripped and fell down some stairs. Or the stairs fell on him? I'm not sure.
TehAmelie: i got a cut of wild boar ham. feels very dwarfy
TheMerricat: ow
TXC2: "Beej" "can" "perform"
margieargie: lrrWOW
SocraticMethod: Dug the stairs from below him, IIRC
SpacePotato01: Doesn't it violate some kind of holodeck law that you can't design fictional characters after real people?
RockPusher: beej's performance review came in — it was unfavourable
NewtyNewts: This music is real unsettling all right.
TXC2: SpacePotato01 if it didn't stop Reg Barclay, it's not gonna stop us
margieargie: @SpacePotato01 Clearly not, since that happened at least twice that I can remember in TNG
TehAmelie: there's no rules for the holodeck, other than "cleaning the biofilter is the single lowest status job on the ship"
RockPusher: SpacePotato01 you would think so, but canon suggests *nervous laughter*
SpacePotato01: @TXC2 I guess not. At least not until we've reached several higher levels of meta.
SocraticMethod: And creating sentient holoprograms means you have to treat them as people
EricTheOrange: if you just dig down into a swamp will you still get rocks or would it be just mud and water
TXC2: speaking of, I've been watching season 1 of TNG, and the prompts they give to the holodecks are eerily like AI art prompts :p
TheMerricat: chat, in 20 more years do you think DF will get a vr mode?
Didero: Wait why are all the plants dead?
NewtyNewts: @TheMerricat I hope not, I can't stand to drink like a dwarf
SpacePotato01: I bet the most common command given to the holodeck is variants of 'bigger breasts'
EricTheOrange: eh our dwarfs can live on a fish diet
JakeKamas: The dead toad was grabbed by the tavern keeper last week I thought
TXC2: Didero we in a haunted swamp
TehAmelie: there is already 3D models you can generate of your world, i think
Didero: That doesn't sound ideal
SocraticMethod: @TXC2 Convergent evolution, both are trying to quantize features into simple world-like descriptors
beowuuf: you can sleep when you're caught
NewtyNewts: Pretty sure you don't play DF to be 'ideal'
TheMerricat: @didero I feel as if dwarves don't really pick ideal locations if they did....
TXC2: SocraticMethod oh good point
TehAmelie: the only position of authority is a sheriff? are we hobbits?
TXC2: remember chat: Cori plays DF for a fun time, not an optimal/long time
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie Nobles, hammerer and one other role, need to look it up in wiki
GDwarble: @TehAmelie There are other positions of authority, but law enforcement is the sheriff and the hammerer
flowerseses: oh, a new fort today?
Hangedman: there's a reason they call the position 'Hammerer'
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TXC2: flowerseses we started it yesterday
Manae: Making a [REDACTED] hammer is actually really good for the Hammerer because it's so light. Basically giving them a foam hammer and they are perfectly happy to use it for punishment instead
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie Oh right, captain of the guard is like sheriff but bigger
flowerseses: oh, yea, I lost a day to a work christmas party
flowerseses: I was so sure we were still in lava-flood land yesterday
TXC2: flowerseses yeah that'll do it
goatprince: cori you've cursed me,,,,,,,, I went and got this game yesterday and am working on understanding how not to starve my animals
Hangedman: big pasturing
goatprince: I forgive you, cori
NewtyNewts: Whoops
mtvcdm: @goatprince feed starving animals to not starving animals, presto, no starving animals
Sarah_Serinde: Cori has done this to me with multiple games in the past, I'm trying not to let it happen with Dwarf Fortress :P
GhassanPL: I would love to play it but CA$38 is kind of steep for me
cmdrelk: its pretty high on my wish list now
TXC2: be shame if people told the publishers that people bought this game from having watched these streams...
Hangedman: if you want very good/brisk tutorials, i recommend Blind's videos.
margieargie: Worse for me, not just playing, I'm looking into what new possibilites there might be for modding now <_<
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rXpCH: Yep I also got it because of you @cori and nothing is surviving at all.
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goatprince: I remember the tagline for fans of this game being 'losing is fun!'
margieargie: (I was already looking to play since I've been looking forward to this for years :p )
EricTheOrange: i wish games like this were a bit less granular. that's what turns me off them.
TehAmelie: the whole thing with Charlie failing to kick the ball every time is about never giving up hope
GhassanPL: Learning from failing is fine, starting from scratch is tiresome :)
Hangedman: there are some that are less granular, but this one is particularly infinitely grainy
SocraticMethod: @GhassanPL That's what save-scumming is for Kappa
TXC2: beaches have fewer grains the Dwarf fortress
TehAmelie: according to a foreword to a Peanuts book by Schulz i read
TheMerricat: were we talking about Karl with a Swartz the theologian or Charles Swartz the cartoonist?
DandyGeek: Schulz, the Peanuts creator
TheMerricat: Schultz even
DandyGeek: er, right
DandyGeek: apologies to Sparky for beefing his last name >.<
TehAmelie: ditto
margieargie: Or gets stuck on the roof
TehAmelie: we're up 4 dwarfs (net)
gamercat88: how is the poet today, are they fishing?
SocraticMethod: Move over Elf on a Shelf! Introducing fun new toy, Dorf on a Rope!
EricTheOrange: our dwarfs are surprizingly happy considering they have no booze
TehAmelie: we do have a fair and equitable happiness distribution
gamercat88: def not a cult
RockPusher: Fish gang! Fish gang!
TXC2: Dorf on a Worf: "This Dorf has no honour!"
TehAmelie: oh man it's the first church of COALescence
TehAmelie: or what do they call it in Night in the Woods
TheMerricat: I mean you have to be a thief to catch a thief so.....
gamercat88: Blartina
SocraticMethod: Cheery
sephsays: Deputy
NewtyNewts: Cheery is a good one
EricTheOrange: "she didn't feel anything after seeing a doe rabbits dead body" damn she dead inside
TXC2: EricTheOrange that would change a person
TehAmelie: the one nice thing i remember in Wheel of Time is the heroes' scheme to enlist the greatest thieves in the realm to their side, by finding the best thief they can find and have him find a better one and so on
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Transmuted_Elf: ive been popping in and out of the dwarf fortress streams, is the volcano dwarves no more?
Transmuted_Elf: awww
EricTheOrange: RIP Burny
TehAmelie: sometimes the game screws you for metagame reasons
Robot_Bones: we fought the lava and the lava won
TXC2: now when you say "successful"
TheMerricat: is this still the original world we generated first stream?
TehAmelie: denying the oppo the kill scores is a moral victory for sure
SocraticMethod: "You didn't win" is a valid strategy
EricTheOrange: If you dig deep enough do you eventually break through the crust into the mantle?
Eklinaar: The only part Beej wants exposed to the elements is the toilet.
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Hulyen: Nice
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TheMerricat: @erictheorange that would be spoilers Kappa
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange IIRC DF doesn't model geology that well to it's only crust
DandyGeek: There's only one way to find out how deep you can dig, and that's to...keep digging down
kaivex: It'll be fun! (Translator's note: fun means deadly.)
TehAmelie: i don't think even dwarfs could survive the heat of digging all that deep into the earth's crust
TehAmelie: if this is the earth. . .
TXC2: I presume one can only dig down so far without specialist tools ?
Manae: @TXC2 Nope. A pick is a pick
NapalmSideburns: 1 fish, 2 fish. Don't let dwarf fish.
SocraticMethod: @TXC2 Copper pick works for almost every material in game
Manae: Mine skill is the only thing that changes how fast you mine
EricTheOrange: I mean Minecraft has bedrock, and Terraria has hell level, i assume DF has something and it doesn't just go on infinitely.
TXC2: really? well we need to do a single stair mine ALL the way then :p
Manae: @EricTheOrange The mantle of your generated world
Anubis169: EricTheOrange: granularity
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange 0 z-level is hard boundary.
Manae: Also a single staircase can be an issue because dwarves *can* fall down stairs. With deadly results
SocraticMethod: ~550 z-levels max IIRC, default maximums are 400 down and 200 up
TehAmelie: did you know? under our feet sits a thousand million, million, million, million, million ton nuclear reactor
SocraticMethod: Nevermind, worldgen can be forced to have over 600 z-levels
EricTheOrange: so where is our food coming from if all the plants are dead?
TXC2: EricTheOrange fish
TheMerricat: fish
beowuuf: lol
Didero: Punching a chunk in this seems interesting
EricTheOrange: can we make fish booze?
kaivex: The man at the store said this was the roast you wanted!
goatprince: wine roasts? so everyone's just having hot Dr Pepper basically
SocraticMethod: I would classify it closer to alcoholic smoothie IMO
Transmuted_Elf: is the lack of dwarven wine the reason you have upset dwarves?
SocraticMethod: considering it was 1 part meat and 3 part alcohol
TehAmelie: oh no, don't remind me of the taste of warm Dr Pepper
SocraticMethod: @Transmuted_Elf That and lack of nice bedrooms probably
EricTheOrange: make some fermented fish. surströmming I think? I mean these can be Swedish dwarfs.
TehAmelie: no no, surströmming is "rotten" herring. you leave it to rot in the ground for a year
SocraticMethod: surströmming is the weak stuff, real dorfs go for hákarl
JTBossHogg: no digging run?
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: JTBossHogg more or less, in a haunted swamp no less
Gamshyd: haunted swamp no digging seems to be the plan
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
TehAmelie: yeah hakkarl ferments in its own urea while it's alive, for hundreds of years
JTBossHogg: oh my
Mangledpixel: ah, different fortress to last time?
JTBossHogg: seems more fun than my current run. 8 season in.. not a single raid.. just titan attacks..
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Gamshyd: @Mangledpixel same world iirc? dif fortress
goatprince: the can bulges, which tells you it's working
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TheMerricat: sadly I don't see fermented fish in the wiki as an option for brewing alcohol. :D
jacqui_lantern234: as someone who HAS eaten sustromming, i wouldnt recommend it
DandyGeek: @Mangledpixel yeah, we had a crash at the volcano lair and decided to just flood the caverns below with lava and retired the fort
margieargie: Yep, same world, even some of the dwarves from the last fortress immigrated
Mangledpixel: DandyGeek fun!
RockPusher: mattlrDed mattlrPika
TehAmelie: as someone who has been in the same postal code area as an open can of surströmming, i wouldn't recommend it either
goatprince: vision lost means it'll just shuffle around right...?
Transmuted_Elf: can it be tamed to be used as a replacement guard dog?
EricTheOrange: so what is an"eye of Gantemel"?
SocraticMethod: Its' name
TXC2: Surstromming: remember that time a guy microwaved a fish at work? what if that but forever
noSmokeFire: the eyes are a kind of demon that's been haunting our forts in this part of the world
kaivex: Our most deadly equipment is trying to disassemble stairs and having things collapse. Which I don't think helps.
NewtyNewts: Dang poet.
EricTheOrange: @noSmokeFire so it's a demon?
Tobenamed1: @LoadingReadyRun how is the madness going? My cats died to drinking spilled ale...
margieargie: Oh dear.
Darkpatriot: gg
SymphonicLolita: uhhhh
SmileyVR: You fool you have fed the demon
noSmokeFire: @EricTheOrange effectively. it might qualify as a "night creature" in DF's parlance
TehAmelie: i believe opening a surströmming can indoors at your workplace could get you in prison. not even exaggerating
TXC2: TehAmelie :D
TehAmelie: premeditated assault (on the senses)
LordZarano: What does the heart mean?
Gamshyd: i love that hte eye of gantemel is also a corpse
Mangledpixel: lrrFINE
SymphonicLolita: F
SmileyVR: One down, six to go
beowuuf: o7
Metric_Furlong: he was the chosen one!
margieargie: The creature must have had the high ground
NewtyNewts: Cat wanders over dead body, trails footsteps away
ani_laurel: I tuned in at the exact right time
TXC2: Anakin once again did not have the high ground
TehAmelie: and he didn't even have to dig down?
sephsays: You were the chosen one!
TheMerricat: so perhaps the haunted Forest wasn't the safest place to build :D
SmileyVR: I think this is a necromancer experiment
cdutson: so things are going well then
margieargie: Especially to build above ground with very few defenses :p
Manae: This thing has projectiles?!
NewtyNewts: This was a fort.
SmileyVR: It shoots spines or something
TheMerricat: hey the good news is 70 food is going to last a long time for our fortress now
TXC2: I like how the dwarfs just wonder by the undead and dont attack it at all :p
SmileyVR: its a hydralisk
TehAmelie: what do those nasty things even want? do they kill just for fun?
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TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: beefy jeefy
Manae: @TehAmelie Probably just hate the living
margieargie: Yeah, they should leave
TXC2: o7 Beej
SymphonicLolita: o7
Scarbble: welp
TheShokara: o7
beowuuf: o7
Metric_Furlong: !pave
SnackPak_: o7
TehAmelie: maybe he's better off without our supervision
heartofgoldfish: o7
spo8n: o7
BITs19_: o7
MrVirite: reclaim a generated fortress?
Gamshyd: shame the beej-dwarf couldn't beejdrop the hostile beast~
CaptainSpam: Welp, short stream today. Huh! lrrBEEJ
Gulleko: xxxCOM
RockPusher: *Beej wanders in* … did I miss something? I was in a meeting…
SmileyVR: Ah yes, they play that song everytime your fort dies
Transmuted_Elf: being in a haunted swamp a second time couldnt be twice unlucky
TehAmelie: this music suddenly reminds me of Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
MrVirite: oh wait does steam even have reclaim?
margieargie: I believe that's how it is, if it's in this version
SmileyVR: It should
brat_the_wurst: yeah you do it from the embark screen
noSmokeFire: I think there's a reclaim menu you click first fromt he world screen
SmileyVR: Look for a reclaim option
SocraticMethod: Title of the track - Koganusan - translates to "Boatmurdered"
EricTheOrange: inhabited by whome?
SymphonicLolita: "questionable judgement"
CAKHost: Hewwo Eweryoune! uwu
SmileyVR: Yes
margieargie: That's the "you retire a fort" message, yeah :p
GDwarble: It does that to everyone, it's great
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
beowuuf: swems like
Gamshyd: i didn't know @DandyGeek wanted to share blame with cori
TXC2: the game is not throwing shade, the game is throwing a damn Eclipse :p
TehAmelie: huh tropical scrubland? what is this magical UWBG biome?
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brat_the_wurst: is the chicken still on fire?
CaptainSpam: "Draining the volcano" is a weird euphemism...
SmileyVR: First order - brew some drinks!
SymphonicLolita: plants!
CAKHost: Was there an update that fixed the crash from last time? or are we just revisiting Skull Mountain?
TehAmelie: come to think, there is a serious lack of utilizing hot lava in our world
SocraticMethod: Just re-visiting
TXC2: CAKHost revisiting
SmileyVR: No worries I'm sure the eye will come visit for a drink at the tavern
CAKHost: *fixed the crash in that it won't happen again, not recover what we did.
TehAmelie: i know it's because we basically can't make a container that can transport it without meltin, but
CAKHost: Thanks TXC2!
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie It's also incredibly heavy, since you know, it's rock but molten
TehAmelie: mm-hmm
TehAmelie: Minecraft makes it look so easy
sephsays: Is Scorchic still around?
SmileyVR: I pity the forgotten beast that wander in there
Didero: "Olm Man"?
heartofgoldfish: olm man!!
margieargie: Ooooh, creature people!
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heartofgoldfish: furries!
TXC2: they look like Candy canes
B4rberblacksheep: Olm man look at your life I'm a lot like you were
SymphonicLolita: m a g m a c r a b
Mangledpixel: crabma mags
TehAmelie: makes me nostalgic for Final Fantasy 6
margieargie: Yeah, this is just a regular thing
heartofgoldfish: olm man, take me by the nave lead me to the caves where you raise your babes
CAKHost: Have they made any artifacts?
brat_the_wurst: seabatTROG
EricTheOrange: I see their are also "Giant Olms"
EricTheOrange: have they made another book sense we left?
TehAmelie: hmm a full inventory of our works and deeds at this point would probably take another stream
TehAmelie: i'm sure some artifacts have happened
EricTheOrange: DUNC
Lechop: I have 5 ps5s
TXC2: visit scenic skullsmoutain, where nothing can posisbly go wrong
TehAmelie: olms for the poor?
TehAmelie: tickle the ivory, as it were
EricTheOrange: So can the game just run itself? like can you make the dwarfs just make the fortress and manage it them selfs?
noSmokeFire: play us a song, young piano beej
TehAmelie: i don't know but i imagine dwarfs run autonomously about as well as Sims
EricTheOrange: how did the elephant fit in the tavern?
SmileyVR: It got pushed
hypatian_kat: No, dwarves will not choose how to build their fortress. Well, at least not in Fortress mode. You can explore other dwarven halls and such in Adventure mode (once it works again).
goatprince: they haven't replaced the lava screw pump, oddly enough
EricTheOrange: it's a 2x2 creature and only 1x1 doors
hypatian_kat: All creatures are 1x1 in DF. Some are just... bigger 1x1 than others.
TehAmelie: hee is that a boneyard?
sephsays: @EricTheOrange Are you going to be the person who tells an elephant to use another door?
TehAmelie: revision for better joke: is that a bone zone?
TXC2: hypatian_kat the old all are equal, some are just more equal then others :p
EricTheOrange: we need to build another temple to teh diamond here, ya know, actually by a volcano instead of a swamp
LordZarano: There are only 6 lava lakes on the Earth right now
SymphonicLolita: woo drink
goatprince: is all that drink because the elephant noticed it was carrying a bunch of booze
SocraticMethod: Nah, we need to build temple for the coral here. For symmetry
TehAmelie: humans die of dehydration in 3 days or so. how does that compare to dwarfs?
SymphonicLolita: no other problems
TXC2: LordZarano "you can help expand this list"
margieargie: He's not bleedING out, true
LordZarano: @TXC2 :D
beowuuf: he's in a special suit being happy
TXC2: !break
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adept_nekomancer: Dwarves die of dehydration at the speed of <enough time for the player to have a chance to fix it>
beowuuf: upstate
TehAmelie: unfun fact: water is not a beverage, technically
TehAmelie: not that i drink a lot of pure water myself
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie If the wiki is correct, 25 000 ticks or 20.83... days
SocraticMethod: "A dwarf needs to drink about once in every three weeks."
TehAmelie: funky
TheMerricat: grrr has anyone else seen the trailer for the new Adam Driver movie 65?
laundreydhull: wow, sounds close to Ichika Nito here. I just heard of them.
TehAmelie: now, water with a lot of sweetener, caffeine, carbon dioxide and caramel coloring. . .
beowuuf: @TheMerricat keep hearing about it
SocraticMethod: "Dwarves seem to be capable of subsisting on vomit and slime in particularly dire times, though this is (as to be expected) traumatizing and will quickly result in mental breakdowns and insanity"
CAKHost: D:
SocraticMethod: "Any baby being carried by its mother will effectively leech drink from her, causing her to become thirsty at double the usual rate. This does not, however, count as alcohol - when a baby is close to 1 year old, it will have severe withdrawal"
TehAmelie: dwarfs are like rattlesnakes but with occasional bursts of conscience and self-reflection
SocraticMethod: has some gems in there, pardon the pun
CAKHost: Froot froot. :P
TheMerricat: @beowuuf it got posted in the traveler RPG subreddit since it's related to space travel I guess, I was jiving with it for most of the trailer, but then there came a part where they were supposedly crashed on an unknown world and Adam goes "there's something alien out there" and I immediately closed the player. No shit dumbass You're the alien.
margieargie: also has some gems in it Kappa
JTBossHogg: is there ANY way on steam version to go to a bin, select an armor piece, and assign it to a specific dwarf
beowuuf: @TheMerricat lol
markvd: I was playing the OG dwarf fortress and my expedition leader got into a fight with a wooden log. the worst part is it ended on a draw
JTBossHogg: so frustrating getting these dwarves to use all this armor ive made
beowuuf: wb
TXC2: and we're back
TehAmelie: yum
markvd: (OG as the not-steam version)
SocraticMethod: "There are a total of 130 different kinds of gems, 127 excluding the three kinds of glass. Of these, 57 are ornamental, 58 semi-precious, 4 precious and 8 rare." Quite a few, I would say
BITs19_: aaaaand I'm jealous
SpaceWuffer: Good evening all
FelanEntane: a hot choccy warmed over the volcano
CAKHost: Hmm haunted chocolate (which is what I heard XD).
TehAmelie: it's just like real life, where we also have four kinds of precious gems
markvd: hot choccy be praised
TXC2: BITs19_ you fear the hot chocolate will take something from you?
Astrovore: oh, is this skullsmountain again?
TXC2: Hello SpaceWuffer welcome
TXC2: Astrovore yeap
noSmokeFire: it's naked FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: Skullsmountain 2: Sometimes they Come Back
SocraticMethod: @Astrovore Yep, swamp fell to an undead
Astrovore: same mountain?
SocraticMethod: @Astrovore same fort, revisited
Astrovore: cool!
TheMerricat: @astrovore if you retire or abandon a fort you can come back to it to try to reclaim it later. essentially you have to repair the damage that leaving it untended created
Astrovore: that's brilliant
LordZarano: Oh it's a carillon, neat!
goatprince: oh lol, I just assumed the instruments were real things I just hadn't heard about
TehAmelie: also we apparently started and lost another fort in the same world. such a potential to generate stories
SocraticMethod: 2 another forts lost!
TehAmelie: ah
EricTheOrange: can you assign a dwarf as cleanup. Just wanders around tidying things up?
TXC2: "correction Marge, 2 perfectly good forts"
goatprince: must be some soft cheeses
markvd: have we had an aquifer incident already?
jessieimproved: That's like, the whole point of cheese
TehAmelie: we're going to end up recreating the US cheese mines, are we
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange I don't think there is a specific role, but all the dwarves should do it if they are not otherwise busy
EricTheOrange: so did they put out the fire on our eternally burning chicken as well?
goatprince: have we checked on the library? I forget
Invitare: Cheddar literally comes from a tradition of aging it in the caves of Cheddar Gorge
TXC2: there are good times to remember?
CaptainSpam: If you're going to set up dueling pianos, you have to go full Roger Rabbit on it. It's piano law.
TehAmelie: mm, now i want a wedge of cheddar
SymphonicLolita: I just remembered I have a $25 gift card to an artisinal cheese shop......
TheMerricat: @tehamelie now that you mention it I think I'm going to run down and get the block of cheddar that I've been snacking on all week....
TXC2: when you think about it, that we have cheese at all shows how weird humans are.
noSmokeFire: do you have booze cooking enabled?
TehAmelie: come to think, it has been a while since i treated myself to cheddar beer bacon chicken soup. and it is almost christmas
EricTheOrange: dwarfs can live on beer alone, it's basicly just runny bread.
heartofgoldfish: @TheMerricat i currently have a wedge of brie and fig jam
SymphonicLolita: needs more lava
TehAmelie: i can't get over that cheddar beer bacon chicken soup is a real thing, and delicious, as much as it sounds like a joke
kaivex: The volcano will eventually fill back up, after it finishes filling the entire caverns.
Angnor33: @kaivex Does it actually refill in game?
kaivex: @kaivex Yes, but rather slowly.
SocraticMethod: If it's conican, would it be possible to drop a grate/gate from above the hole?
SocraticMethod: conical*
flowerseses: I guess we could also build an elaborate system of pumps to pump the lava into a small pool into a room for a new smelter
flowerseses: nothing could go wrong with that
SocraticMethod: giant olm vs normal olm
TehAmelie: what even are olms? are they a real thing?
EricTheOrange: are "giant olm"s and "olm man/woman"s different things?
noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie olms are a kind of lizard
cadesguy: they are olm-beast-people not olm animals
SocraticMethod: There's a berserk dorf somewhere, by the by
cadesguy: subtle
noSmokeFire: or more accurately cave-dwelling salamanders
EricTheOrange: they look like snake or worm people? it's hard to tell. Dunno if DF has a lore compendium.
SymphonicLolita: tunes!
sephsays: I presume it's a human:gorilla situation
TheMerricat: "Olm:A tiny amphibian, found in underground streams. Olms are a type of underground vermin. They are commonly found in subterranean lakes or rivers."
beowuuf: seabatClap
SocraticMethod: Oh, it's a child throwing a tantrum
CAKHost: Dwarves are getting down!
TehAmelie: the word for snake in swedish is orm, like in worm. maybe it's all related
markvd: I love the tradition generator
TehAmelie: it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
SymphonicLolita: big stank
MrVirite: everything still has some refuse
munocard: I load up the stream and immediately see miasma. This is a good sign
TXC2: #OffloadingADonkeyOnTheStairs
EricTheOrange: I know theirs a lot going on but it's been like 2 years are they ever gonna clean up those undead corpses.
TehAmelie: hmm should we call it stank cloud rather than miasma, to combat the faulty miasma theory?
adept_nekomancer: He's upset he has to remove the stair donkey
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange What do you mean? They are outside the fortress. What more could you possibly want Kappa
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie DF operates on misma theory
EricTheOrange: stinky pants
adept_nekomancer: It seems to be coming from the pants in the corner?
EricTheOrange: "pudding stone'?
TehAmelie: oh noes
flowerseses: armadillo vore?
margieargie: Honestly, "dump in lava" is a great idea for anything you know you won't want to exist anymore
EricTheOrange: Alex quotes it a lot
jessieimproved: Well that's just Watch & Play in my mind
TXC2: and then the camera cuts 5 times in half a second :p
noSmokeFire: bepis my child
Violentfrog: silent night deadly night 2
LurkerSpine: miasma-riffic
nalha: can you get roof collapses in too big rooms?
kaivex: Dwarves are real lazy about moving stuff back out of stockpiles where it's not allowed.
SocraticMethod: @nalha No unless floor above is not connected to anything
nalha: aha so you cant create floating platforms but as long as you have walls its ok?
SocraticMethod: Yep.
nalha: cool, thanks
noSmokeFire: in the old, olllld 2D dwarf fortress large rooms could collapse, but in 3d support is just "connected to a wall"
adept_nekomancer: "Our police are required to wear these pianos. That way we can always outrun them."
Didero: "It's less of an emergency than the cheese" is an ominous sentence
EricTheOrange: what do they worship here?
TXC2: !findquote worship
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: really?
beowuuf: they're losing their religion
ThorSokar: Oh, has the old save been recovered?
TehAmelie: i one read an article suggesting that cheese was as addictive as heroin, only without the high or the debilitating side effects. sounds ridiculous, i know
SymphonicLolita: no we had a happy little accident at the haunted fort
TehAmelie: not that i'd want to go a day without cheese. . .
TXC2: ThorSokar no, swamp got undead attacked, so we're back here
ival0: can't wait to get into this game for the first time next week
Nydestroyer: I have figured out minecarts on one floor but up and down is still something I am trying to figure out
Nydestroyer: you can carve the tracks into the ground
TXC2: TehAmelie if that was true it would mean that cheese would change the chemistry of your brain
TehAmelie: yeah i mean i think it would be talked about in more than one article one time on the internet
Nydestroyer: Simplest way is make a station + set it to guide
Nydestroyer: the dwarf will just walk the minecart
noSmokeFire: fwiw, I think they simplified laying tracks in the steam version. BlindIRL's tutorial made it seem much simpler than the chaos in the wiki
EricTheOrange: so we can wheelbarrow around the lava.
TheMerricat: The amusing thing is I did a Google search for "Is Cheese Addictive" and for like the first ten results I got, every other article was arguing the opposite. :D
kaivex: @noSmokeFire They did. I haven't tried it yet, but I remember reading that update post.
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat First one was "NO! There is no scientific proof!", next one was "Yes, your body breaks down the casein into other things that are addictive." and etc.
goatprince: looks like that one dwarf took their artifact table with them, it's no longer in the dining hall
TehAmelie: is that a Minecraft tutor who is blind irl? props to them
ThorSokar: are there any new horrible books?
nalha: being a wrestler is good so his subjects cant run away
TehAmelie: i mean Dwarf Fortress, not Minecraft
TehAmelie: weird typo
Juliamon: I blame the minecarts
TXC2: TheMerricat if your body breaks it down into a harmful substance, then the LD50 is probably like 500 pounds :p
TehAmelie: i will say if someone talks about "scientific proof" they aren't very familiar with the scientific method
TheMerricat: "When you digest casein, your body breaks it down into smaller compounds called casomorphins. Casomorphins can cross the blood-brain barrier and attach to dopamine receptors in your brain. This causes your brain to release dopamine, a neurotransmitter related to feelings of pleasure and reward"
TheMerricat: "Casomorphins are thought to have an important evolutionary purpose in mammals by promoting the strong bond between mother and baby and ensuring that infants keep drinking their mother’s nutrient-rich milk"
TheMerricat: "Interestingly, foods like probiotics, fava beans, soy, turkey, and legumes may likewise have addictive properties. That’s because they contain certain amino acids and other food compounds that also promote dopamine production"
TehAmelie: huh, mother's milk i could understand but how then did cheese come into the picture?
Pseudopacifist: Boil em mash em stick em i a stew
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie Milk -> Cheese. Casein just happens to not break down during the cheese making process.
TXC2: cheese is made from milk, and people think all milk is the same?
Kelderan: Protein.
TehAmelie: i mean why don't people just chug milk
Manae: Seems like it's time to set up a sacrificial dump site--er, refuse destruction system--above the volcano
kaivex: @TehAmelie Lactose intolerance.
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie They make pills for it now
LurkerSpine: party time!
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie Goes bad too fast, cultural stigma on being a dirty milk drinker from our Skyrim heritage? :D
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kaivex: Actual life hack for anyone with lactose intolerance though, it's way more effective to get lactase drops and put them in milk/other liquid dairy ahead of time than it is to take the pills.
SpaceWuffer: Teach them about Christmas and the holiday armadillo?
TheMerricat: @kaivex and even if you aren't intolerant, it makes the milk sweeter.
SocraticMethod: Honey badger don't give a bus
heartofgoldfish: after a long and bloody siege that pitted necromancers against necromancers, i now have two full squads of undead "forlorn slayers"
LordZarano: Good news: "Our findings suggest that long-term cheese consumption was not associated with an increased risk of all-cause mortality." - Cheese Consumption and Risk of All-Cause Mortality: A Meta-Analysis of Prospective Studies
TheMerricat: @LordZarano LOL!
Jogela: No Dwarves were harmed in the progress of this fortress* To the knowledge of the streamer
niccus: is it a dairy industry funded research
SocraticMethod: 90 drinks, time to brew new ones?
misteline: the LRR chat is the finest chat on Twitch. Always learn so much from it.
Manae: Is it still possible to set records to be more exact?
noSmokeFire: I'm sad that you can't train hunting or war honey badgers
EricTheOrange: I the place where the lava spilled over still barren or has stuff re-grown their
TehAmelie: tame honey badgers would clearly imbalance the game
misteline: are honey badgers even trainable? I thought they did what they want...
LordZarano: @niccus "The study was supported by grants from the National Natural Science Foundation of China and the ‘Blue Project’ of Jiangsu Province."
TehAmelie: going by Iron Spike's tweets, there are like 30 steps to making a working hospital. a bold undertaking
TheMerricat: @misteline "Can I have a honey badger as a pet? The main reason why honey badgers are not suitable as pets is that they are inherently wild, vicious animals that do not become more tame or docile over time. They are more likely to become far more aggressive and angry in captivity."
Manae: @TehAmelie Depends on how you break it down, and what you buy already made
misteline: @themerricat Vindication. Gratzi.
kaivex: Making your own soap is probably like 15 of those steps.
Manae: @TehAmelie Really just need: room. Beds. Assign chief medical dwarf. Have some bins for cloth, thread, splints, and bags of plaster for casts
Manae: And soap
TheMerricat: did an undead just come down and wander around for a second?
TehAmelie: so honey badgers are basically Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency's the Rowdy 3 of the animal world. . .
Nydestroyer: Sometimes monsters come by to taverns as guests, my friend had a massive 2x2 troll come hang out once
Nydestroyer: it was great
Nydestroyer: or an undead bard
kaivex: Medical staples are an actual thing.
TehAmelie: i don't want to get stitches of adamantine thread. sounds like that'd be hard to get out by yourself :x
TXC2: they must have wondered over from Adam's chat
beowuuf: seabatPjorg helping with the decoration
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie on the contrary, the flesh is weak.. it's easy to pull the stitches out :P
misteline: Asocial animals are not normally tameable or capable of domestication. All animal species that have been domesticated exhibit some level of social structure in nature. Hence why we have pet rabbits, but not pet hare.
TXC2: any animal that can be tamed has already
BrindleBoar: any resemblance to corpses, real or stockpiled, is coincidental
kaivex: So, no stockpiling, just piling.
Didero: That's exactly what somebody stockpiling corpses would say
misteline: @txc2 if humans have been able to find them probably yes. Bigfoot is clearly not tameable in any case.
TXC2: misteline oh indeed, bigfoot does what bigfoot wants
BrindleBoar: spoken like someone who is afraid of the virtues of bigfoot milk
EricTheOrange: @misteline people have pet spiders, are spiders social animals?
kaivex: We've disrupted the natural caverns ecosystem and forced the troglodytes to seek new environments.
Juliamon: Pet spiders are not necessarily tamed
TehAmelie: remember the quick little game Barry has a Secret? that's what happens when you pile corpses
misteline: @erictheorange not everything people keep as a pet is tame.
noSmokeFire: hatch would be more resistant to Building Destroyers, because of mechanic weirdness
TXC2: Spiders fall into the same category as bees that people "keep"
misteline: but possibly! we know surprisingly little about insects, arachnids, and marine life.
CAKHost: Whoa
3 raiders from ApologusTwitch have joined!
TXC2: hello Raiders!
beowuuf: sergeHi
CAKHost: Volcanos do refill on their own in this game, right?
ApologusTwitch: Hey Cory! Good luck and Good Dwarf!
TheMerricat: @cakhost yep but slowly
CAKHost: Thanks TheMerricat!
MAPBoardgames: It's fine. We put up a door and told people not to open it.
Nydestroyer: So I finally broke down and used quantum stoppiles for rocks and wood, they just take up way to much space lol
ApologusTwitch: I'm so glad DF finally got some proper graphics. Makes it tolerable to watch as a game, let alone play
Nydestroyer: stockpiles*
TXC2: Dwarf can hot bunk, it's fine Kappa
LordZarano: Has someone left their jeans on their bedroom floor? :D
ApologusTwitch: Now it's like RimWorld, but with fantasy and deeper mechanics
misteline: Messy teen dwarves. Clothes everywhere.
TehAmelie: i was gonna ask, how badly do dwarfs need their own bedrooms? no one wants roomies?
EricTheOrange: gottim
TXC2: Got Magma?
xx_montag_xx: Have you tried taming the elephants yet?
CAKHost: Ooo wet!
heartofgoldfish: underground saunas!
noSmokeFire: *a lot of obsidian)
GDwarble: Gonna broil the caves
ballesta25: Oh, are we getting obsidian?
DiscordianTokkan: onsen episode!
EricTheOrange: what happens when water and lava meet in this game? I know in terraria you get obsidian
SymphonicLolita: oh baby hot springs
SymphonicLolita: gonna attract so many tourists
TXC2: we have water and lava, we have become Iceland
CAKHost: Another question: If the volcano ever erupts, will the magma be pushed into the caverns or will some of it still get up to the surface?
Sarah_Serinde: @xx_montag_xx They had a war elephant earlier. It died nobly in a fight with the undead. They made a statue to it.
margieargie: @EricTheOrange Only one way to find out! ;)
Nydestroyer: lava monkies
kaivex: @CAKHost Eruptions as a mechanic are not in DF. (Yet.)
beowuuf: @TXC2 who is our bjork?
TXC2: beowuuf Beej of course
CAKHost: @CAKHost Ominous! Thank you! XD
ballesta25: Are they magma-safe hatches?
beowuuf: of course!
SocraticMethod: Maybe there is a barred door in the way?
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Nydestroyer: wasnt a legendary climber
SymphonicLolita: get lava'd
RockPusher: seabatTROG escher3THUMBSUP
TXC2: !clips
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TehAmelie: as someone who is not particularly into Björk but once read a biography about her, i agree Beej is the most Björk of anyone on the island
TehAmelie: i mean fort
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
MAPBoardgames: The caverns became lava'd
Mollylele: Beejörk or Bjeej?
beowuuf: lol
TXC2: !break
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Violentfrog: nice deep cut
jessieimproved: deep cut callback
TehAmelie: i vote for Beejörk
CAKHost: A Daymare reference? In 2022? Nice. XD
beowuuf: me too, bjeej sounds like i'm sneezing
jessieimproved: That game was a gem
beowuuf: that let's play was.... a thing. a thing that happened. an incredible thing.
nalha: björk is birch in swedish which is even closer to beej in pronounciation
TheMerricat: The theme that gets me so much about that clip is the subtitles actually make sense so they had the voice actor read the lines he didn't read the lines right, and yet they still kept them.
TehAmelie: if anyone's wondering, the Ö is pronounced much like the EA in "earth" by the way
TheMerricat: thing even
jessieimproved: yeah i've always said it kind of like byerk
nalha: bjork is more swedish chef :P
TXC2: bjork is the sound chickens make :p
jessieimproved: I tried to dive into Icelandic pronunciation at one point, that's a challenge
beowuuf: wb
TehAmelie: hi again
SnackPak_: neat
FelanEntane: Will we ever see a "boatmurdered" LRR equivalant?
nalha: its funny, as a swede i can piece together what some icelandic written things mean but as soon as they speak i understand nothing :D
EricTheOrange: not enough wood, what could have happened to all our trees...
EricTheOrange: why is our graveyard in the windmill?
nalha: a log? check the trees you chopped down :P
BrindleBoar: sky burial Kappa
TXC2: EricTheOrange it's like an ossuary, but high up
SocraticMethod: Old version of DF had a global log, maybe the scroll button in bottom left?
matthaus_c: @EricTheOrange the grainful dead
TXC2: matthaus_c boooo Kappa
beowuuf: escher3PUN
SymphonicLolita: phew
TXC2: is skullsmoutain cursed?
Volus_dude: 2 tomb tornbjörn SeemsGood
TXC2: 2 tombs for 1 body: Greed or gluttony?
Volus_dude: pippin has given life lessons to dwarves. "what about second tomb...?"
DandyGeek: well, I suppose if the corpse was hemisected you could use two coffins
TXC2: I recall a joke from Alan Davis on QI: "I wish to be buried in a pair of shoes, a pair mind you."
misteline: lol no excuse for messy dwarves.
noSmokeFire: that's a good one -- unlike possession that dwarf will walk away a legendary craftdwarf
MrVirite: CURSED
beowuuf: nooooo :(
gixer912: I had a dwarf go crazy, became a legendary gem cutter and then got depressed, wandering around not drinking anything and died of dehydration
TXC2: ah boo
SymphonicLolita: cursed lrrSPOOP
CAKHost: f
TehAmelie: maybe we need a BIGGER world
misteline: f
goatprince: maybe the lava burned the Wong thing
goatprince: *wrong
EricTheOrange: NEW FORT TIME
RockPusher: Simulating the universe is hard
TXC2: we got 40 mins, how fast can we get everyone killed?
beowuuf: load up old DF to show the difference? :p
TXC2: "no middle sliders!"
TehAmelie: banan!
Nydestroyer: valcano number lol
TehAmelie: okay i totally have to get this when i get money 3 days from now
Nydestroyer: they also get very upset if you dont have enough cages and chains
Nydestroyer: LUL
TheMerricat: so the sheriff should basically playing a game of Mafia while you're doing the hard work?
TXC2: "have you heard the good word of the dead?"
xx_montag_xx: detailed mode doesn't carry over your very large, long history settings from the non-detailed screen
ballesta25: Lediromon "The Oracular Realm"
Pseudopacifist: Holy crap
Pseudopacifist: I looked away what happened to the last fort?
MrVirite: retire a fort with some LRR names for the rest of us to find?
TXC2: that number is going up like it's counting RAM :p
malsareus: the last fort likes crashing to desktop
goatprince: this looks nothing like a banana!
EricTheOrange: if you make a island fortress will caravans still visit?
Nydestroyer: Some bard in one of my games had a legendary instrument called "More Trees"
xx_montag_xx: @EricTheOrange no
TXC2: I wish Civ 6 could do this with none Ancient starts
cadesguy: burn it, mass produce it, either or
AzureishDragoon: "Don't let the dwarves read about the history of Skullmountain!"
xx_montag_xx: @EricTheOrange You'll only get caravans if a civ exists on your island and is in range of your fort
ThorSokar: oh, myyyyyy
Nydestroyer: I once googled what "A dwarf has gone missing" and what I should do about it, google said to murder all migrants LUL turns out the guy just slipped into the water while fishing
heartofgoldfish: vampire reproduction happens if you're really unlucky with your water sources
heartofgoldfish: e.g. vampires dodging into the well...
TehAmelie: Civilization wishes it has the tiniest part of this level of world generation
SocraticMethod: ctrl-shift-esc shows task manager
SymphonicLolita: so much lore
GDwarble: It does slow down a lot as it goes
RockPusher: The Delights of Pleating lrrAWESOME
brat_the_wurst: the jungle of love?
TehAmelie: i'm getting curious how 0 years of history works
nalha: how long does this go?
GDwarble: I always love picking out book names
GDwarble: @nalha You choose how long when you set up the world, and can stop it at any time
brat_the_wurst: @nalha it goes until the year hits 500
TheMerricat: @nalha till you stop it or it reaches the number of years you told it to generate when you pick the options
jessieimproved: I had a raid, I lost a whole squad, I crashed, I had the raid again, I lost 0 dorfs
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks
nalha: cool, thanks
Lysander_salamander: Oh, starting a new game?
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
SocraticMethod: there's fun and there's !!FUN!!
RockPusher: Maximum tiltyhYAS Fun
matthaus_c: not unlike fun in dark souls
TXC2: it's "fun" in the same dark souls is Kappa
Lysander_salamander: I've heard about "finding delicious candy?"
Twilight_Spark: That's how you get BALROGS
Twilight_Spark: Do you want slime Balrogs?
SocraticMethod: @Lysander_salamander to find the candy you need to find circus and the clowns
TehAmelie: we're gonna be able to read a detailed account of half a million events of world history huh
TXC2: still half a million events
matthaus_c: @TXC2 same brain cell lmao
TXC2: matthaus_c the chat hivemind
jessieimproved: That seems very un-Cori
EricTheOrange: "murder lungs"
SocraticMethod: No elves so far?
SocraticMethod: Or does the embark screen not show them
SocraticMethod: Ah, there we go
Riiiiiiis: Uh perfect - other humans who can understand my feelings now that my great and glorious fort was run over by a single weretortoise (shortly after i had 30 weretortoises in my fort :-/ / :-D)
EricTheOrange: If we try to start a fortress where one is already what happens?
Mollylele: island???
TXC2: land of ice and fire there
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Riiiiiiis: Well it's friday night here - so off to find a cold beer. Have a good weekend everybody
PBlackcoat: gobbos are our friends!
TXC2: so long Riiiiiiis stay safe
PBlackcoat: i cannot wait until I get home so i can play this
PBlackcoat: I've been waiting for *years* and of course it releases when I'm out of town for work for like three weeks
CAKHost: Did we lose the topside fortress at some point?
TXC2: CAKHost yes, undead happened
CAKHost: Aww :c. Thanks TXC2
brat_the_wurst: i found a town called womanstreams in a world i just generate
TehAmelie: everything is good and will stay that way forever!
TXC2: brat_the_wurst that sounds like the title of a clickbait youtube video :p
brat_the_wurst: @TXC2 lol "top 10 things you dont know about womanstreams"
throat_wolfe: me after playing DF for the first time and nothing awful has happened in 5 hours FeelsBadMan
Manae: Only one job is generated per zone, so even if there are 20 spots to dump water only one will do it
nweasel: I am learning so much right now. I feel like I've done nothing right so far. :P
EricTheOrange: is that blue line on the map a river?
DandyGeek: it's such a deep and complex game! I'm learning from Cori pretty much nonstop on these streams myself
keldon01: this game looks great
EricTheOrange: is black sand what you wanted?
nweasel: @DandyGeek I've been so busy, but I definitely want to rewatch these episodes and learn along with you.
ThorSokar: I would assume that whoever the farmer is just maintains the field with the correct amount of water
SocraticMethod: Crafter for making bins of goblets for trade?
SocraticMethod: Can you make permanent "craft if stockpile falls under x" order without manager?
SpaceWuffer: FYI setting up guild halls before theyre petitioned can help train people into a specific skill
SocraticMethod: non-dwarves too IIRC
ThorSokar: can you make trophies out of your enemies?
Manae: Worth it to remove more ramps to increase farm space?
Lysander_salamander: nice that the commands are searchable
EricTheOrange: more of them demon things
EricTheOrange: was THIS world also super dagerous?
TXC2: it's zagging
kerbalized_: not YET
nalha: mighty thrones indeed
riotamot: Last time I checked in, the fort was above ground and otters stole all the fish.
TXC2: riotamot undead happened
Nydestroyer: oh yea I was wondering how did you get to the description of that dance that one time? I tried finding the details of a song they started singing in the tavern the other day and couldnt figure it out
EricTheOrange: lung fish on land?
TXC2: lungfish, two fish
riotamot: @TXC2 Huh. I guess a haunted swamp was a bad idea after all.
Gamshyd: @TXC2 three fish, walk fish?
Volk551: So is Dwarf Fortress finally done?
riotamot: Define 'done'.
SocraticMethod: Remember when dorfs had a non-insignaficant chance to slip whenever dealing with water? That and carps made fisherdward the most dangerous profession.
Volk551: @riotamot completed no longer needing updates
Juliamon: Oh no, it's not done
Nydestroyer: OHHH thanks!
Nydestroyer: I was trying to go through the tavern location
SocraticMethod: Next milestones are bringing freeware version to feature parity to steam, then continuing develop the freeware version while publisher ports the changes over Steam version IIRC
BITs19_: left for lunch, is this still the volcano fortress?
Volk551: ale from mushrooms?
TXC2: BITs19_ nope, new fort
Lysander_salamander: :D
BITs19_: just in time for the end!
SocraticMethod: @BITs19_ Multiple fatal crashes, new world, new fort
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
EricTheOrange: the three dwarfs Ben, Ben and Ben.
CAKHost: It's the Ben wheel! (all the slots say 'Ben')
nalha: bet hes allergic :P
Violentfrog: nice cozy stream
nalha: lrrSHINE was great
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nweasel: nweaseLove
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TXC2: and that was the fort that dwafed
beowuuf: thanks for pif cori and ben!
BITs19_: lrrSHINE
CAKHost: We have had a dorf time!
EricTheOrange: is Play it forward of DF done?
ThorSokar: Weekly Dwarf Fortress, yes please
SymphonicLolita: thanks cori and ben <3
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! lrrSHINE !
TXC2: thanks for streaming Cori and Ben
TXC2: EricTheOrange yes
LurkerSpine: Thank you for the streams, Cori and Ben!
Didero: It was interesting, thanks!
TheMerricat: @erictheorange yep, last stream for this pif
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange Short for Benjamin, Benford and Benmothy
jessieimproved: Cori's Dorfhaus
RockPusher: Thank you Cori lrrSHINE Thank you Ben lrrSHINE
Volk551: tell me I'm wrong
SymphonicLolita: it's fine, not haunted or anything
jessieimproved: Cheer100 Cheer100 This has been an absolute blast
SocraticMethod: According to steam there are issues with menus when playing on greater than 1080p resolution
GDwarble: Gorilla milk!
SpaceWuffer: Theres a pokemon mod xD
TXC2: quality mods you say? Kappa
Anubis169 lurks
TXC2: assuming there's a summer
SocraticMethod: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (57m from now).
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (57m from now).
beowuuf: byyyye
TheMerricat: You've got a full hour
LurkerSpine: you have like an hour
beowuuf: an hour
CAKHost: Is this the last Pif of Dwarf Fortress?
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TXC2: CAKHost sadly yes
beowuuf: you can do it muffin!
beowuuf: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrARROWS
CAKHost: TXC2 of course! But it also makes sense given that Dwarf Fortress does not end. :D
TXC2: da bit!
BITs19_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: !events
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beowuuf: 11pm gmt
ThorSokar: #8
Lysander_salamander: yay going to turn up my headphones for that one
CAKHost: I'm ready for Silences!
beowuuf: also, checkpoint is 20 mins, don't leave the teaser too late
beowuuf: lol, bye cori! bye ben! thanks!
Didero: Bye!
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TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
beowuuf: ooh, asklrr will be out soonish? paul/james/heather iirc
beowuuf: night txc2!
CAKHost: I was stilling here trying to remember if turning the lights off will affect any upcoming stream XD (no it won't as they will be using other rooms up until Rhythm Cafe)
CAKHost: Goodnight TXC2!
CAKHost: *Looking at the LRR Schedule and sees the next Talking Sim pic* Dude, maybe you should smoke less. XD
TehAmelie: i just saw a trailer for a Hallmark Christmas movie. i didn't think it was really like this, but it is actually a trailer for every Hallmark Christmas movie
TehAmelie: a big city celebrity lady gets stuck for extended time in a small town for extremely contrived reasons, teaches the schoolkids to love themselves and falls in love with a lowly car mechanic full of homespun wisdom
TehAmelie: i watched it all the way through because i assumed it was a parody and i was curious what the twist was going to be, but no