FacelessManAboutTown: If someone doesn't get a box of nails, I'm going to be sad
TehAmelie: one box of nails and one box of Bump in the Nights. . .
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IbunWest: prawnzWave
WiJohn: !next
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Ivalenz_: katesLurk
electra310: It's the sort of cocoa you can stand a spoon up in
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KodeMage: !next
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airylan: !box
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GreatWahooney: a little delay I see?
TemporallyAwry: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #4807: "I'm not gonna argue with Heather." β€”Dale [2018-03-19]
thraximore: good quote
DarkMorford: Even Dale knows
matthaus_c: !findquote heather
LRRbot: Quote #5758: "This game seems incredibly Heather's Jam." β€”James [2019-01-24]
thraximore: me too
Juliamon: !qdb
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jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c a game being heathers jam Kappa
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FacelessManAboutTown: Is the music muted for anyone else or am I having audio issues?
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Cindernet: in a young girls heart?
imgpw: @benjamin_wheeler only in a young girls heaty
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matthaus_c: @TemporallyAwry yeah, A Hat In Time being Heather's jam would track but I'd need to watch the vod to know -why- that was quoted benginLul
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DarkMorford: Safe for who?
matthaus_c: @aiolian oh god kill it with fire
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LordZarano: !quote 6151
LRRbot: Quote #6151: "What are Christmas gifts if not lootboxes?" β€”Paul [2019-06-20]
neisan2112: Thanks for the offers lol
Graham_LRR: @missa_hancock well you picked a fun one!
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theevilslime: How's everyone today? Because i got a shipping notice about the Austrian Post sending my magic cards to the wrong country!
TehAmelie: hello elves
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: hi.
A_Dub888: !findquote prepare
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matthaus_c: santa's elves are looking handsome this year
Welbog: Oh hi Ian and Cameron
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
kujalet: Hello!
TheWriterAleph: we are santa's elves?
offbeatwitch: ah i see a cam and ian christmas has started early
BrowneePoints: Marty Chrysler!
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RockPusher: jlrrPeakslit jlrrPeakslit jlrrPeakslit
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matthaus_c: !findquote spreadsheet
LRRbot: Quote #8313: "We had a spreadsheet and we put 'BEER' on it before you did.'" β€”Kathleen [2022-11-12]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Never trust a spreadsheet.
TehAmelie: and it came to pass the king decreed that everyone in the realm should have a card
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theevilslime: But what if i don't live?
jacqui_lantern234: BEN
Orxolon: ooofff so many times XD
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neisan2112: F Spreadsheets, they were my bane today...
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kristian_fischer: Dingle my bingle? Benjamin!
jacqui_lantern234: Borborygmos
matthaus_c: Collector Ouphe
Orxolon: Questing beast
DoodlestheGreat: James' hat has been taking Viagra
Cavemanhar: ruric thar
BrowneePoints: Infernal Spawn of Evil
Fanklok: Last time I dingled a bingle I got banned from Quizno's
JarofGoats: Grumgully
CaffeinatedLemur: Ebon Praetor?
SaxPython: Big Knucks
Lumowolf: zedru
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theevilslime: Snow-Covered Forest animated by Nissa
grgriffin3: Gasp!
Rustpile: Merry video
TheWriterAleph: Shazam!
WhirlwindAbyss: MAGIC
DeM0nFiRe: amazing
cmdrud87: Fancy
MoaiGangsta: Arbalest Engineers are very Xmassy
Dog_of_Myth: Cool Technology
hd_dabnado: music?
JRandomHacker: cool technology
spo8n: ahh magic!
saucemaster5000: nice gloves
kristian_fischer: Well, my disbelief is suspended.
brat_the_wurst: cool set change
Cindernet: and a happy honda days to you
Nigouki: oh hey that DB carpet is getting more use
WhirlwindAbyss: called it lol
TehAmelie: merry crimesmas
SaxPython: Happy Toyotathon to all
missa_hancock: Is that dawn guards Christmas tree?
DeM0nFiRe: morry crumis
BrowneePoints: they're pronounced jifts
Aneranium: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:22.
grgriffin3: We are a December to Remember family, thank you very much
A_Dub888: !card shenanigans
LRRbot: Shenanigans [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact. / Dredge 1
MegaDosX: Oh boy
saucemaster5000: someone misunderstood the assignment and got a book on card tricks
h3rsh3yb4r: oh this is a james idea isn't it
MegaDosX: I smell chaos
CaffeinatedLemur: I didnt sign up for this
Graham_LRR: The spirit of Christmas: chaos
Fruan: This is the best terrible idea!
RockPusher: dixGRITCHAMP benginChaos
grgriffin3: This can only end well!
h3rsh3yb4r: this feels like a james idea i love it
KaleidoscopeMind: c h a o s
neisan2112: Oh my
jacqui_lantern234: oh no! this sounds like such beautiful chaos!!!
arrowbounce: Intro pack vs warhammer 40k deck incoming?
MegaDosX: @Graham_LRR The best ingredient for any good eggnog: chaos
Sorator13: this gives a new meaning to a chaos draft
matthaus_c: @neisan2112 get your mind out of the gutter neisan lrrBEEJ
A_Dub888: The spirit of benginChaos mas
Loonatic93: So the actual answer to what is the most Christmas Magic Card is Gallia of the Endless Dance. She's G/R and loves to celebrate stuff!
WhirlwindAbyss: I hope there is a Beejlander deck in there
TheWriterAleph: Grahamta Claus
thraximore: hail santa
jacqui_lantern234: @Graham_LRR i thought you were the spirit of christmas?!
SaxPython: deep Lore
grgriffin3: Grahamta Claus and Saint James
Orxolon: Graham is Santa?
Graham_LRR: James and I… I mean Santa, had a lot of fun with this.
TehAmelie: Santa lives in Canada, right
ritchards: jlrrPeakslit jlrrPeakslit jlrrPeakslit
DoodlestheGreat: Well.... you're closer than we are.
Morrigan9: wait, graham's not real
thraximore: it's Canada, it's *basically* the north pole
ShaneLeeAtk: James is Cramps
BrowneePoints: Grahamta Claus and Jampus
ghyllnox: The underground north pole moonbase
airylan: @TehAmelie he does have a post code H0H 0H0.
RockPusher: Cameron on a …?
jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints JAMPUS IM CACKLING XD
circusofkirkus: so is there a dollar store 100 card special?
saucemaster5000: Dear lord, do members of LRR Zord together to make Santa and other holiday mascots?
benjamin_wheeler: I hope I get magic cards
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I_Am_Clockwork: Heyho friends
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TheWriterAleph: @saucemaster5000 SHHHH
thraximore: @benjamin_wheeler Good news!
TemporallyAwry: @circusofkirkus A Beej-lander Special PridePog
thraximore: I hope you like Yu Gi Oh
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TheMerricat: My old job did this every year and oh my God I hated it so much. but as gimmick for this I approve.
LMAOkai_: imagine getting casino style playing cards
RockPusher: Islandβ€½ Nothing can beat that!
grgriffin3: "Island. I concede."
DeM0nFiRe: deck out trying to draw the opening hand
matthaus_c: one of those is a fucking game night box benginLul
WhirlwindAbyss: Island is the most powerful card
MegaDosX: Yeah that pentagonal one is pretty obvious what it is
KaleidoscopeMind: i hope theyre packed inside larger boxes to throw them off
twitch_xeo: the game night is pretty obvious
matthaus_c: WHOA
midnightcurryjazz: KHANS
kujalet: WOAH
grgriffin3: Oh, this is going to be FUN.
Haroldholmes25: LUL
thraximore: wheelerPog
laundreydhull: I mean- lrrSPOOP
jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
Dog_of_Myth: Khans Hype
SaxPython: PogChamp
Loonatic93: Aren't you supposed to wait to open after the stealing and stuff is done?
FacelessManAboutTown: LMAO
laundreydhull: cmder cmder cmder!!
YeetTheRich_: "normal rules apply"
LMAOkai_: Wheeler made the good list
cmdrud87: go for the 60! BW Warriors rule!
SaxPython: morph morph morph
laundreydhull: cmder Khans, chat!!
Graham_LRR: Classic Serge not getting Classic Wheeler sarcasm
jacqui_lantern234: watch wheeler open a bunch of fetch lands Kappa
TehAmelie: i guess we're doing minimal stealing
TemporallyAwry: !findquote Poker Face
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Rustpile: Khans Boxmander sounds lit
matthaus_c: show me rhinos
Dog_of_Myth: Hoping for a Siege Rhino
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Yes
thraximore: πŸ€ rats! πŸ€
matthaus_c: 30 black lotuses and 30 plague rats
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
TehAmelie: a compact rat king
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TemporallyAwry: oh no - if that's the Izzet one, it's dangerous.
cmdrud87: hope you like 1/1s for 4
MegaDosX: 2006 Magic!
TheWriterAleph: oohhHHHhhh
TemporallyAwry: Oh good PrideLaugh
CaffeinatedLemur: rotate and unturn
thraximore: Expert level!
grgriffin3: I don't think I'm ready for expert level decks
BrowneePoints: the expert level stamp brings me back to my comp Pokemon TCG days
Dog_of_Myth: Show me the Kibler
Graham_LRR: Turns out, I had some of these in my closet
saucemaster5000: Oooh Ben can't play that one, still too young
BrowneePoints: man I just got hit with a nostalgia wave
cmdrud87: better look up how Haunt works
YeomanAres: is the Pentagon one the 5 mono colored starter decks
A_Dub888: Oh, I have this one (in pieces but still)
Dog_of_Myth: @Graham_LRR oh Nice
MegaDosX: I wonder what this might be.
Fruan: It's Game Night, right?
Haroldholmes25: yeee
Gaz_L: yeah, Game Night box
MegaDosX: Yeah this is a Game Night box
ghyllnox: Is everyone too Canadian to steal?
AtomicAlchemical: Games nights maybe?
thraximore: if this is not Game Nights I'm gonna go wild
Fanklok: A pentagon? must be 6 decks
squ3e: Its game nights1
accountmadeforants: Ixalan board game hype
TemporallyAwry: Is Planechase possible? :D
thraximore: 0_0
Spacecarl: I wish one of these was unsanctioned
cmdrud87: defo sth like Game nights
Gaz_L: so, make a constructed or Commander deck from the cards?
BrowneePoints: I want Alex to kill people with Blind Hunters and Orzhov Pontiff
squ3e: Do we have games tonight or just hangingout?
grgriffin3: Wheeler with the soul read
MegaDosX: Yeah
SaxPython: ook ook
MegaDosX: Five mono colour decks meant to play against each other
Juliamon: squ3e This is a prerecord explaining what we'll see tonight
freshmaker__: booo id shuffle them all together
ghyllnox: Of course!
thraximore: PrideLaugh
DreamyPants: This was absolutely genius, props to whoever put these together
midnightcurryjazz: yoink
joejoebear812: is just smushing them all together to have a 300 card deck "mix and match"?
jacqui_lantern234: CAM DO IT
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Tingeltangelibach: What a great idea this is :D Merry Chrysler everybody lrrSHINE
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aussie_rob_w: Snerge!
cmdrud87: I mean, KTK is the value pick if they may keep the cards
lirazel64: That (fake) raging fire next to the the (fake) tree is making me antsy.
Dog_of_Myth: The Snerge that stole Christmas
Gaz_L: red is a Commander deck for sure
thraximore: wild card!!!!
Oneiros96: duel deck
TehAmelie: and then Ben ended up with a deck with 5 rares and 35 lands
freshmaker__: collector boposters?
pn55: Always go with the mystery box.
accountmadeforants: Duel decks?
YeetTheRich_: oh no LUL
accountmadeforants: Aw
MegaDosX: lmaoo
Graham_LRR: Alex with β€œthe Walmart special” was correct
grgriffin3: Ruuuuuuuuuined
matthaus_c: amazing
thraximore: oh NOOO
TemporallyAwry: It's "like" a duel deck PridePog
aussie_rob_w: LUL
MegaDosX: Ben needs the help after all benginSip
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DentedPockets: The greeeed
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Dog_of_Myth: YES
RockPusher: hahahaha
MegaDosX: Amazing
matthaus_c: Khans!
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
thraximore: good choice umbral4KEKW
midnightcurryjazz: Im so happy for cam
WhirlwindAbyss: Now you can learn how to play magic
cmdrud87: Daddy eeds some Fetches
Commodore_Perry_GG: oh i get it
jacqui_lantern234: @thraximore YOURE GOOD
MegaDosX: Cameron chose Khans, not Dragons
midnightcurryjazz: YEAH WHEELER
thraximore: @jacqui_lantern234 umbraShy
laundreydhull: lrrCAMERON Gon Boxmander the dream
SomePersonNo: inb4 one of the gifts is yu-ghi-oh pack
spicyatreides: Camera work and lighting is fantastic
BusTed: Toblerone
Gaz_L: so Kathleen gets whatever's left?
MegaDosX: Good lord Ben
Haroldholmes25: he's done it again
grgriffin3: BENJAMIN
RockPusher: Beep Beep!
thraximore: WOW
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
neisan2112: NO SCOPEEEEEDDD
theevermist: No scoped
matthaus_c: HE'S PSYCHIC
jacqui_lantern234: BENJAMIN HENRY GINEERING
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
cmdrud87: the sould read!
MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
aussie_rob_w: BEN
WhirlwindAbyss: HE HAS DONE IT
DeM0nFiRe: hahahaha
thraximore: lrrWOW
Muddy_Thunder: Witch!
brat_the_wurst: the no scopes seabatClap seabatClap
matthaus_c: no fair, mom, I wanted to kiss santa!
BrowneePoints: Chandra Torch of Defiance
TheWriterAleph: vrrooOOOM
BrowneePoints: 2 of them I think
saucemaster5000: careful, Ben confirmed can scanners explode your head
laundreydhull: was
drthvd3r: Okay, what's the last one?
laundreydhull: we'll see lrrCAMERON
matthaus_c: Justice for Looter Scooter
cmdrud87: @drthvd3r Likely a commander deck
drthvd3r: @drthvd3r That doesn't really narrow it down much.
laundreydhull: BibleThump
MegaDosX: So what was the last box?
DoodlestheGreat: Wait, what's the sixtth one?
twitch_xeo: a quality was had by everyone
BrowneePoints: I'm betting james got the 6th one
jacqui_lantern234: wait whats the last one?!?!
DreamyPants: WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!?!?!?
thraximore: bad is also a quality
jacqui_lantern234: i NEED TO KNOW
A_Dub888: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an unlimited number of bones
neisan2112: I gotta know what that box is
h3rsh3yb4r: the 5th box is james as santa
TemporallyAwry: #6 is absolutely a surprise for later PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: The 6th one is gwenith paltrow...
thraximore: we will never know umbraSmile
grgriffin3: *Insert Se7en reference here*
twitch_xeo: lmao
Orxolon: chan
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
TheWriterAleph: dun DUN DUNNNN
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
neisan2112: OH NO
BrowneePoints: AH KATHLEEN JUMPSCARE
MegaDosX: Ah
MegaDosX: That explains it
matthaus_c: amazing
Commodore_Perry_GG: Serge.2
Sorator13: Oh, right, James, the *other* Serge
TheWriterAleph: James "Backup Serge" Turner
twitch_xeo: James Snerger
laundreydhull: @megadosx @doodlesthegreat @dreamypants don't think about ti...
thraximore: commander precon
BrowneePoints: oh the starter ones!
matthaus_c: Ben's girl!
thraximore: ooooooh
DoodlestheGreat: Poor Serge.
laundreydhull: *it
grgriffin3: Yoooooooooooooooo
MegaDosX: Yeah this is one of the brand new ones
Graham_LRR: This was new the DAY before we shot that
cmdrud87: aaw... glad to see you're doing better Kathleen, and get well soon, Serge!
BrowneePoints: just new art
MegaDosX: New printing of her
thraximore: oh neat
HadesLeprechaun: 100% reprint commander deck
MegaDosX: There's...five of them?
TheMerricat: "just"
drthvd3r: I totally heard Tarkov the first time around and was very confused.
AtomicAlchemical: Does she get command zone?
thraximore: does Kathleen not get a Command Zone?
Gaz_L: so it's just a Highlander deck, basically?
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
MegaDosX: I only looked into it because I made an Emmara Brawl deck and discovered she has a brand new printing from the same set
BrowneePoints: That deck has Chandra Torch of Defiance Ben
BrowneePoints: if I remember correctly
TemporallyAwry: I feel like the commander decks getting to start with 40 life might be a bit of an advantage ;p
Orxolon: ok,i'm so in,today's gonna be so much fun
theevilslime: I mean... Ben gets 3 copies Abrade
Raiger: This whole thing seems sweet
Gaz_L: well, James has a sideboard
aussie_rob_w: Cam got to build a thing! Wheeler got a game night.
CAKHost: Noo Wheeler's bow ;n;
BrowneePoints: James bridge shuffling is killing my sooooooul
FacelessManAboutTown: Do the players get to keep the product? Cause if so, that Khans box is worth like...250$ USD
squ3e: heck yeah raffle off the code
YeetTheRich_: gotta respect the no sleeve riffle shuffle
YeetTheRich_: yesss james
thraximore: i tabbed away for one second, Kathleen changed a lot in the meantime
treacletart: I looked away for a second, Kathleen looks different
laundreydhull: lrrKATHLEEN morphed into lrrWHEELER ?
frogomb: Poor Cam is on a way lower power level than everyone else
goombalax: quick freeze the vod. computer... Enhance!
matthaus_c: never not riffle shuffling Onslaught Fetches
Sorator13: @FacelessManAboutTown Generally, LRR keeps them/turns them in for cash or store credit
thraximore: @treacletart right?
BrowneePoints: that was among the best challenger decks they EVER made
BrowneePoints: for ANY format
Graham_LRR: @facelessmanabouttown it was mine, I sold it to the site for TCG-median, which was $218USD at the time
JDMan94: yeah i think it has ONE Chandra
JRandomHacker: you're welcome wheeler, it's great to have you here
JokerBoney: not worth cashing Wheeler, those codes aren't duplicate protected
YeetTheRich_: LUL
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
thraximore: :O
Gaz_L: good bit streamer
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ariborealis: golden
saucemaster5000: I love wheeler's new catchphrase
laundreydhull: lrrWHEELER formerly morphed as lrrKATHLEEN
thraximore: the curse is BROKEN umbraHype
superdude097: I think the Mono-Red challenger deck from that cycle had Chandra ToD
BrowneePoints: not possible with a single box
ArkhamArchivist: How many Siege Rhinos?
BrowneePoints: err not likely
BrowneePoints: REALLY not likely
thraximore: PrideLaugh
thraximore: any fetches?
BrowneePoints: at the Khans PreRe I went with my buddy he pulled 4 fetches in his rare slots
thraximore: or is that the other set
Dog_of_Myth: One rhino and a dream is all you need.
Badchop: Khans had Mantis Rider, right?
cmdrud87: soooo... how many Fetches?
BrowneePoints: and this is a player who already HAD a full playset of fetches XD
BrowneePoints: he was SO MAD
BrowneePoints: @Badchop Yep!
HadesLeprechaun: I don't know if Khans is harder, but they've literally done Boxmander on FNPF before with Shivan
matthaus_c: merfolk surprise
matthaus_c: the surprise is there's no merfolk
RealGamerCow: i made a merfolk deck...im homelands
thraximore: based Ben
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LRRbot: Unholy Officiant [W] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [1/2] | Vigilance / {4}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Unholy Officiant.
TetraRay: winning
thraximore: let's gooooo
LRRbot: Concealed Courtyard | Land | Concealed Courtyard enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
treacletart: might as well scoop
TehAmelie: what is more on theme for a blue deck than not doing the thing it does
DeM0nFiRe: im on hotel wifi and it's uh... not good lol
MegaDosX: Wildly different starts
AugmentingPath: vehicle rush is in no particular rush
LRRbot: Tranquil Cove | Land | Tranquil Cove enters the battlefield tapped. / When Tranquil Cove enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
matthaus_c: show playset of fatal push
WhirlwindAbyss: what a swing
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thraximore: *basically* playing Khans
BrowneePoints: yea should have Depala AND unlicensed disintegration...if I remember correctly
matthaus_c: that's better than james' guildgate over here lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Veteran Motorist [RW] | Creature β€” Dwarf Pilot [3/1] | When Veteran Motorist enters the battlefield, scry 2. / Whenever Veteran Motorist crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: It has Unlicensed Disintegration for sure
circusofkirkus: what a scry
jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHA
cmdrud87: I think it has like 1 or 2 push, but not a full playset
DreamyPants: lmao
grgriffin3: That's a banger of a scry
jacqui_lantern234: that scry is AMAZING
YeetTheRich_: known gladiator boros control staple veteran motorist
BrowneePoints: this is one of the best Challenger decks they EVER made
frogomb: I see a Pia
AugmentingPath: Man, I remember the Stoneforge Mystic standard precon which was the only legal way to play SFM in standard
bernardo013: Are these 60 card decks?
blip2004: some of them are
LRRbot: Brute Suit [3] | Artifact β€” Vehicle [4/3] | Vigilance / Crew 1
Half_Duplex: whats the format tonight?
bernardo013: Okay
matthaus_c: brute suit riot!
BrowneePoints: like, the Modern deck with Hero of Bladehold(B/W Tokens I think?) was also INCREDIBLE
superdude097: Brute suit riot?
LRRbot: Aether Hub | Land | When Aether Hub enters the battlefield, you get {E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
thraximore: vehicle stand-off wheelerPog
TehAmelie: Twisted Metal on the battlefield
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Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
tehfewl: nothing good has ever come from after someone plays an aether hub
JarofGoats: @Half_Duplex Good Question. They were given a variety of different decks and made to face-off
thraximore: Ben has this in the bag
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia Nalaar enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{R}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.
JokerBoney: @Half_Duplex there is a video package
Gascitygaming: u just laughed out loud
saucemaster5000: I only pray for Mojo
Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
MrBook82: I feel like James needs to start with 5 cards and 10 life....
DoodlestheGreat: Is Serge watching?
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philippekav: this is were Ben says cool game!
MegaDosX: Wheeler has such a way with words
noisyblizzard: LUL
LRRbot: Seven-Tail Mentor [3W] | Creature β€” Fox Samurai [2/3] | When Seven-Tail Mentor enters the battlefield or dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control.
cmdrud87: that card is actually sweet
MegaDosX: Oh good lord I just saw James' hand
matthaus_c: jesus christ james' grip
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh God James' hand
jacqui_lantern234: @cmdrud87 youre actually sweet!!!!! <3
bernardo013: I love kaladesh
DeM0nFiRe: L
LRRbot: Heart of Kiran [2] | Legendary Artifact β€” Vehicle [4/4] | Flying, vigilance / Crew 3 / You may remove a loyalty counter from a planeswalker you control rather than pay Heart of Kiran's crew cost.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Ben is in a significant amount of trouble here :p
grgriffin3: So, Ben is slightly dead
jacqui_lantern234: #BlamesJames ?
KidintheOffice: I'm pretty sure I literally won a game day with James's deck
BrowneePoints: ah okay I goofed. This WAS still the best of the decks, but it was the HAZORET one that had Chandra. The Ramunap deck without Ramunap cuz it was post ban LUL
SaxPython: I'm in danger dot gif
Fruan: OK chat - the the prow of the Heart of Kiran on the right or the left of that art?
cmdrud87: @cmdrud87 aaw, thanks :)
Orxolon: insane deck detected
BrowneePoints: Right @Fruan
AugmentingPath: Did you know Minsc & Boo Timeless Heroes can be your commander?
BrowneePoints: the left side is a rudder @Fruan
LRRbot: Serpentine Ambush [1U] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Serpent with base power and toughness 5/5.
SaxPython: sick beats
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
circusofkirkus: LOL
SaxPython: lol
MegaDosX: RIP
grgriffin3: Owwwwwwww
thraximore: rip
Orxolon: cool game
FacelessManAboutTown: These decks are so evenly matched
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 2-for-1.
AtomicAlchemical: oh no, it was the other kind of 2--for-1
saucemaster5000: I'd be quaking in my boots as James
BrowneePoints: Kaladesh post bans was great
matthaus_c: I miss Ramunap Red
BrowneePoints: Kaladesh pre bans was AWFUL
FacelessManAboutTown: Temur Tower was hot
LRRbot: Fading Hope [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. If its mana value was 3 or less, scry 1.
tehfewl: as a marvel player, the bans were right.
JarofGoats: I've heard the Mardu Vehicles vs. Copy Cat matchup was an really complicated and fun one to learn
SaxPython: I feel like this game has PokΓ©mon Stadium announcer energy
matthaus_c: Ulamarvel needed to go, but it was a hoot
dpj2009: what format we playin?
tehfewl: but as a temur energy player, the bans were fucked
thraximore: @dpj2009 uh
matthaus_c: @dpj2009 ... oh boy
MegaDosX: Does Ben's deck run Settle the Wreckage? lrrBEEJ
shendaras: Format is a strong word...
BrowneePoints: @dpj2009 yes
Robot_Bones: Kitchen table
Sorator13: where we're going, we don't need no formats!
Mai_Andra: 1v1
YeetTheRich_: i mean both decks are modern legal i guess
Favre_the_Undead: casual?
thraximore: @Robot_Bones good way of describing it, actually
grgriffin3: The format is "Magic the Gathering"
dpj2009: CaitlynSplaying? kitchen tables ggbPop
Robot_Bones: though technically this is pioneer
Mischievous_Catgeist: all of them
FacelessManAboutTown: So they exchanged gifts and have random decks, so it's a mish mash since no one is giving a straight answer :P
matthaus_c: oh yeah we ARE playing by Modern rules so far :p
LRRbot: Seven-Tail Mentor [3W] | Creature β€” Fox Samurai [2/3] | When Seven-Tail Mentor enters the battlefield or dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control.
BrowneePoints: I still how Mardu Vehicles only lost Copter and it was the one deck that didn't care about losing Copter
TehAmelie: it's less a format and more a christmas gift exchange
BrowneePoints: like*
grgriffin3: 5 more tails than Ninetails!
Orxolon: 14 tails,2 mentors,1 outcome
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Gekyouryuu: awwww, heck, I missed the start. oh, well. vod time later.
Sorator13: inside you are 14 tails
LRRbot: Spire of Industry | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control an artifact.
Orxolon: 7 tails 1 mentor no outcomes
FacelessManAboutTown: Disintegration in hand?
thraximore: I'm legit impressed that the intro deck is putting up this much of a fight
LRRbot: Cultivator's Caravan [3] | Artifact β€” Vehicle [5/5] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Crew 3
circusofkirkus: :O
LRRbot: Veteran Motorist [RW] | Creature β€” Dwarf Pilot [3/1] | When Veteran Motorist enters the battlefield, scry 2. / Whenever Veteran Motorist crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
h3rsh3yb4r: this is what dick garf intended
saucemaster5000: Magic designed by Santa, who is mostly a Netrunner player
FacelessManAboutTown: Beep Beep
MegaDosX: James just playing rare after rare
circusofkirkus: what
thraximore: OH
SnowBuddy18: troll Santa
TehAmelie: you know, i've never been named Richard, but if i was i think i would protest strongly against ever being called Dick
GreatGodOm: What's the format?
thraximore: @GreatGodOm casual
circusofkirkus: the format is: Magic: The Gathering
BrowneePoints: @GreatGodOm Yes
Ant__R: or 7/7 if you overcrew
SnowBuddy18: @GreatGodOm Santa's presents
AtomicAlchemical: Format is "Cards I own"
GreatGodOm: @GreatGodOm What does Santa present?
matthaus_c: pre-Horizons Modern :p
LRRbot: Depala, Pilot Exemplar [1RW] | Legendary Creature β€” Dwarf Pilot [3/3] | Other Dwarves you control get +1/+1. / Each Vehicle you control gets +1/+1 as long as it's a creature. / Whenever Depala, Pilot Exemplar becomes tapped, you may pay {X}. If you do, reveal the top X cards of your library, put all Dwarf and Vehicle cards from among them into your hand, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Yeah
Orxolon: @AtomicAlchemical i used to play that format a lot
circusofkirkus: yep
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TehAmelie: mainly surprise precon decks, i guess
MegaDosX: She's in the list on the Wizards website
BrowneePoints: she was in some Mardu lists
dadrizz215: it low power modern
circusofkirkus: wow James adding cards
twitch_xeo: hidden in his sleeve
citizen_pain: tuning in late, what are the rules of this one?
BrowneePoints: There were a lot of micro changes across Mardu Vehicles for specific matchup advantages
KWardJenx: James slight of hand.
Spades_Slicc: wHeN hAs oNe pOiNt oF dAmAgE eVeR mAtTaReD? -Person who consistently loses when op is at 1
BrowneePoints: @citizen_pain they did a gift exchange
thraximore: seven mana πŸ‘€
WhirlwindAbyss: He used Alchemy to draft it form a spellbook
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: (16 Dec 2022: White Loxodon Exchange) Here's what everyone ended up with: Cameron - Game Night Free-for-All 2022 (5 decks within) | Alex - Guildpact "Code of the Orzhov" precon | Ben - 2022 Starter Kit (2 decks within) | James - 2018 Standard Challenger Deck "Vehicle Rush" | Kathleen - Draconic Destruction Commander Deck | Wheeler - Khans of Tarkir box https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5290830
JokerBoney: @citizen_pain on break watch the intro, they opened gifts for decks
GreatGodOm: She was in the early version of mardu vehicles.
Alex_Frostfire: Best friends with Magda, Brazen Outlaw.
MegaDosX: Just play Springleaf Drum
MegaDosX: Easy
LRRbot: Scrapheap Scrounger [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [3/2] | Scrapheap Scrounger can't block. / {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.
1MGSpiral: darn i missed the beginning of the stream. will the VOD be on youtube?
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MegaDosX: Depala trigger
TehAmelie: it's actively being archived here on twitch, if that matters
BrowneePoints: Remember when Gideon was activating heart with loyalty AND swinging in every turn?
BrowneePoints: Fun times
MegaDosX: What about second Depala?
frogomb: Crew is in the heart. I wouldn't dance for another
MegaDosX: What is he holding
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints which Gideon was it at this time again? Trials?
MegaDosX: WHAT
LRRbot: Hullbreaker Horror [5UU] | Creature β€” Kraken Horror [7/8] | Flash / This spell can't be countered. / Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one β€” / β€’ Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand. / β€’ Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
matthaus_c: OH BOY
SaxPython: aye!
Sorator13: w h a t
MegaDosX: WHAT IS THAT DOING THERE
pn55: lrrWOW
Orxolon: wow
thraximore: umbraHype
circusofkirkus: voxyCrabdance
offbeatwitch: love that card
freshmaker__: bah god thats hullbreaker horror's music
thraximore: @MegaDosX making GREAT tv
Haroldholmes25: off the top rope
WhirlwindAbyss: wow
FacelessManAboutTown: gc7Crab
AtomicAlchemical: Ben's grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards
MegaDosX: Holy shit Ben has a chance here
DeM0nFiRe: @AtomicAlchemical LUL
TehAmelie: it's a boomeran lobster
cmdrzellgaudis: Poor James and the lack of double crew
TehAmelie: boomerang
cmdrud87: HH is seeing a 100% of playtime outside of drafts today
matthaus_c: zero sum game baybee
BusTed: The circle of life.
circusofkirkus: perfectly balanced
twitch_xeo: did Ben take the 5? I missed it
RaklarLS: oooh, so that's why that card's price went down
DeM0nFiRe: ya
MegaDosX: @twitch_xeo Believe he did
freshmaker__: much love -HH
twitch_xeo: aight
BrowneePoints: I think so? @matthaus_c Honestly it might rotated from Ally of Zendikar INTO of the Trials
LRRbot: Veteran Motorist [RW] | Creature β€” Dwarf Pilot [3/1] | When Veteran Motorist enters the battlefield, scry 2. / Whenever Veteran Motorist crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Rustpile: I thought James was a legacy player at heart
circusofkirkus: oh
JDMan94: Ohhhhh
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints oh god Heart did catch both of those didn't it
theevermist: LUL
JarofGoats: oh
JDMan94: oh my lord
UnkeptFlea: oh my
offbeatwitch: lol I just saw what james put on top
circusofkirkus: sound the foghorn
MegaDosX: So chat just saw James' scry to the top
neisan2112: Yeah that sounds about right
MegaDosX: And uh
multeyemeteor: Pappa Player sounds like a pimp
MegaDosX: Yeah
theevermist: Beep Beep
Ant__R: let's play count the rares
circusofkirkus: LUL
theevermist: LUL
MegaDosX: James' deck is wild
midnightcurryjazz: boat
UnkeptFlea: more like scrysovreign amirite?
LRRbot: Skysovereign, Consul Flagship [5] | Legendary Artifact β€” Vehicle [6/5] | Flying / Whenever Skysovereign, Consul Flagship enters the battlefield or attacks, it deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / Crew 3
JDMan94: Huge Boat
jacqui_lantern234: palpatine_crewit.wav
dpj2009: YEP boat
thraximore: @jacqui_lantern234 umbraHappy
circusofkirkus: wrath of god
MrBook82: Remember that time when Adam and James rolled a d6+1 off for starting hand sizes, I think Ben needs the handicap...
megamaduo: at least there's no rats on the boat this time
MegaDosX: Depala produced an actual shotgun and scared them off
thraximore: :O what was it
Orxolon: @circusofkirkus even that doesn't save him XD
TehAmelie: it might be a waste, but it would still be hilarious to have the giant lobstrosity drive the skyship
Fruan: You can over-crew to get all the buffs, right?
LRRbot: Unholy Officiant [W] | Creature β€” Vampire Cleric [1/2] | Vigilance / {4}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Unholy Officiant.
Alex_Frostfire: Couldn't you technically crew it with all of them?
AugmentingPath: They thought they were the motorist, but it turns out someone else is motorer
MegaDosX: Ben needs, like, Planar Cleansing to not be in a hell of a lot of trouble
cmdrud87: Yupp
HadesLeprechaun: there is a Consuming Tide in Bens deck
thraximore: @HadesLeprechaun πŸ‘€
Gaz_L: Horror is gross if you have spells in hand
MegaDosX: Yeah that would do it
dpj2009: does Wheeler have a deck?
FacelessManAboutTown: He as a box
matthaus_c: Horror combos with nonland cards
MegaDosX: Wheeler has a Khans of Tarkir deck
Amedil: dead on board?
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: (16 Dec 2022: White Loxodon Exchange) Here's what everyone ended up with: Cameron - Game Night Free-for-All 2022 (5 decks within) | Alex - Guildpact "Code of the Orzhov" precon | Ben - 2022 Starter Kit (2 decks within) | James - 2018 Standard Challenger Deck "Vehicle Rush" | Kathleen - Draconic Destruction Commander Deck | Wheeler - Khans of Tarkir box https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5290830
Gaz_L: Wheeler got a box of Khans of Tarkir and made a Constructed deck
dpj2009: ggbPop forsak135XmasSkull
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c wild 2 card combo
LRRbot: Skysovereign, Consul Flagship [5] | Legendary Artifact β€” Vehicle [6/5] | Flying / Whenever Skysovereign, Consul Flagship enters the battlefield or attacks, it deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / Crew 3
SaxPython: please be settle the wreckage
matthaus_c: man, if boat could go face
MegaDosX: That boat would be a lot if it could go face
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c looking at it BFZ was September 2015 and Kaladesh was the next year, so it might've actually have been from Gideon into Gideon
twitch_xeo: flunge
SaxPython: lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
BusTed: tqsSmug
Orxolon: Is Ben gonna sideboard?
MegaDosX: That was a lot closer than it could have been
circusofkirkus: so sideboarding strategies for each player?
thraximore: it did great!
MegaDosX: James' deck was incredible though
jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX YOURE INCREDIBLE
MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 &U
Gaz_L: transformative sideboard!
Orxolon: can we see?=
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 &U
TemporallyAwry: Well, I still flinched at "settle the wreckage" being said ... so that's good to know I still have that conditioning stuck in my head LuvOops
kumatsu: OA, DQ James
Zjivarra: Compare this starter deck to 7th edition Starter deck lol
theevilslime: Aw heck yeah, Ben gets some "reasonable" removal
jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX Roses are red, violets are blue, shut the fuck up, no u!!!!!!
MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 ...did you just tell me to shut the fuck up? benginCry
Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 No you. :p
Zjivarra: Vivitrix vs. Hulbreaker horror kek
MegaDosX: I mean. Technically.
Orxolon: cleaning phase
BrowneePoints: yep double checked. Mardu Vehicles went from Ally of Zendikar+Heart and post rotation just sided in Gideon Trials LUL @matthaus_c
circusofkirkus: enter the heal phase
SnowBuddy18: technically
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JRandomHacker: They're trying to undo Arena's way of marking damage
jacqui_lantern234: good ol "Creatures Heal" Phase
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints holy fuck that's amazing, Standard was HOT HahaSweat
dpj2009: Wheeler is a Yugi Boi obv
YeetTheRich_: that's why the lightning bolt goes to the face
Fanklok: It's the simplest way to explain damage doesn't stay between turns
jacqui_lantern234: HA HA EE DEE OAT
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream and having me. Good night all!
squ3e: "creatures dont matter" - Ben Ulmer, seconds after losing to creatures
BrowneePoints: Except for Ramunap Red. That deck lasted too long with no bans
MegaDosX: So RG is surely werewolves aggro
Orxolon: @dpj2009 do they damaged in Yugi?
matthaus_c: Ramunap Red was the deck I came back to Standard for :p
Orxolon: iirc they don't
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c I know but that deck lasted WAY too long in a post Kaladesh banwave environment with NO BANS lol
dpj2009: @orxolon Yugi damage is permanent, ask Benny Wheels
MegaDosX: "You activated my trap card!" - James
Gaz_L: bamboozled
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: absolutely bamboozled ben
matthaus_c: yeah that's fair, Hazoret, Ramunap and Ferocidon were top dogs for wayyy too long
TehAmelie: other idea: best of seven?
grgriffin3: The con-job!
circusofkirkus: does James have to mulligan with the old rules because his deck is from that era?
BrowneePoints: #ProPlayerAngleShooting
YeetTheRich_: james ruleshark turner
grgriffin3: That just makes it even funnier tbh
kristian_fischer: Ben got HUSTLED hard.
Dog_of_Myth: Big oof
grgriffin3: Absolute galaxy brain play from James
RangerAlpha7: Ben living the life of gruul. "I have this hand is complete garbage" "Now i have another hand that doesn't have the correct mana"
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Morrigan9: t3 creature, nice
kristian_fischer: Woooow, Duels of the Planeswalkers... on CD-ROM.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
LRRbot: Toolcraft Exemplar [W] | Creature β€” Dwarf Artificer [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an artifact, Toolcraft Exemplar gets +2/+1 until end of turn. If you control three or more artifacts, it also gains first strike until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Ben you're boned
YeetTheRich_: bring in the beeps
cmdrud87: Ben's dead
LRRbot: Timberland Guide [1G] | Creature β€” Human Scout [1/1] | When Timberland Guide enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
grgriffin3: So Ben is doomed forever
LRRbot: Heart of Kiran [2] | Legendary Artifact β€” Vehicle [4/4] | Flying, vigilance / Crew 3 / You may remove a loyalty counter from a planeswalker you control rather than pay Heart of Kiran's crew cost.
TehAmelie: i think every format could benefit from one free 7 card mulligan in case where you have only lands or no lands in hand
Gaz_L: not necessarily, James might not have artifacts... oh wait
dpj2009: delver no wings
LRRbot: Spore Crawler [2G] | Creature β€” Fungus [3/2] | When Spore Crawler dies, draw a card.
grgriffin3: You know, rare into mythic turns 1 and 2, normal Magic
LRRbot: Veteran Motorist [RW] | Creature β€” Dwarf Pilot [3/1] | When Veteran Motorist enters the battlefield, scry 2. / Whenever Veteran Motorist crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
kristian_fischer: James playing completely fair Magic the Gathering over here.
Gaz_L: i like the informal mulligan rule where you can keep going to 7 but if you get at least 3 lands/spells you have to play it
eye_h_bar: Reminds me of the halcyon days of Standard gone by
BrowneePoints: Untap black source disintegration
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
thraximore: sparks are FLYING at this heated battle
matthaus_c: man, 2012 green cards much
twitch_xeo: lost in the forest, trippin' over 'shrooms
kristian_fischer: Please help, I'm cold and there are wolves after me...
Gaz_L: Eeyore voice: "oh, a 3/2... guess i'll die"
HadesLeprechaun: thats not a trade
kristian_fischer: Hashtag value
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
HadesLeprechaun: examplar has first strike
MegaDosX: Yeah Toolcraft Exemplar lived
Mischievous_Catgeist: back with cookie dough
pokilm: Not yet
Chartle: exemplar needs 3 artifacts to have first strike
Darkstorm257: Exemplar only has first strike w/ 3 artifacts
Ant__R: If you control three or more artifacts, it also gains first strike until end of turn.
pokilm: Needs 3
MegaDosX: !card toolcraft exemplar
LRRbot: Toolcraft Exemplar [W] | Creature β€” Dwarf Artificer [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an artifact, Toolcraft Exemplar gets +2/+1 until end of turn. If you control three or more artifacts, it also gains first strike until end of turn.
Favre_the_Undead: exemplar needs metalcraft
Ant__R: chatting
HadesLeprechaun: oooh, 3, got it
MegaDosX: Oooooh yeah you right
thraximore: !chat
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
TemporallyAwry: !card clown car
LRRbot: Clown Car [X] | Artifact β€” Vehicle [1/1] | When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car. / Crew 2
dpj2009: limo vibe
ckupf: yeah James could have eaten the kraken last game
LRRbot: Thundering Raiju [2RR] | Creature β€” Spirit [3/3] | Haste / Whenever Thundering Raiju attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then Thundering Raiju deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of modified creatures you control other than Thundering Raiju.
Robot_Bones: Honk Honk
thraximore: sick
YeetTheRich_: oh wow a real card Kappa
goombalax: Other than thundering Raiju
LRRbot: Veteran Motorist [RW] | Creature β€” Dwarf Pilot [3/1] | When Veteran Motorist enters the battlefield, scry 2. / Whenever Veteran Motorist crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Paranundrox: love a haste blocker
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
MegaDosX: Good lord
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
tehfewl: the Doesn't Matter BM
thraximore: gg no re umbraSmile
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
kristian_fischer: Dammit, Turner!
ariborealis: oof
eye_h_bar: lmso
grgriffin3: Like Richard Garfield intended!
Orxolon: gg
BrowneePoints: James did you draw ANY of the Disintegrations?
brat_the_wurst: seabatClap seabatClap
MegaDosX: That was definitely a game of Magic
twitch_xeo: 2016 magic everyone
BusTed: FBtouchdown
shurtal: happen crimbo
YeetTheRich_: better wizard always wins
YeetTheRich_: two what now?
LRRbot: Burn the Accursed [4R] | Instant | Burn the Accursed deals 5 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
BrowneePoints: so yea for Ben's knowledge, James' deck had 4 Lightning Strikes and 4 Disintegrations
saucemaster5000: This is why the other reindeer don't let Ben play in their reindeer games
emberBecky: !uptime
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goombalax: !card Mounted Dreadknight
LRRbot: Mounted Dreadknight [4R] | Creature β€” Vampire Knight [5/4] | Trample / Mounted Dreadknight enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if an opponent lost life this turn.
MegaDosX: Dragonlord Atarka vs Game Nights
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown yay Serge technically won!!!
kristian_fischer: Nine hours later...
opponentxcomic: Is this the last stream before crimbus?
dpj2009: amazing content for reals
BigDaddyBland87: Serge wins!
Gaz_L: i feel like we should just let Kathleen have the commander in command zone. feels in the spirit of the whole thing
DoodlestheGreat: @opponentxcomic I don't think so. Got a week until then.
matthaus_c: Kathleen gets the Commander but draws openers starting at 6 :p
Amedil: ooh this song reminds me of super hexagon
dpj2009: watch Kathleen has Ragavan Kappa
mattydubs75: or she gets a sol ring opener...
DoodlestheGreat: Crimbus Eve LRL!
TemporallyAwry: I think the EDH-40-life is going to have a big impact on this match-up KappaClaus
mattydubs75: I'd take a commander deck over anything else other than the mardu vehicles deck
opponentxcomic: @doodlesthegreat I think they do a Boxing Day stream usually!
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mattydubs75: @opponentxcomic they are doing one this year as well
Juliamon: opponentxcomic They do, it's on the schedule!
Juliamon: !schedule
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opponentxcomic: Yay!!!!
DoodlestheGreat: @opponentxcomic Gonna be a srtacked Xmas weekend.
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dpj2009: i want to battle Nelly kitchen table
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks, Kristian!
saucemaster5000: I want to battle Bobby Flay kitchen table
Cavemanhar: I do love that no one fixed the schedule entry for this fnpf that misspelt white
opponentxcomic: Does anyone know if LRR peeps are going to MTG Philly?
Juliamon: opponentxcomic They are not
DoodlestheGreat: I want to battle Bob Villa table saw.
Juliamon: Way too far, wrong country
Electrodyne: I don't endorse flaying Bobby on the kitchen table
BrowneePoints: Pennsylvania is the WORST country
BrowneePoints: you go from Cheesesteaks to Scrapple in like...60 miles
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thanzo: !decks
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints PrideLaugh seabatClap
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: (16 Dec 2022: White Loxodon Exchange) Here's what everyone ended up with: Cameron - Game Night Free-for-All 2022 (5 decks within) | Alex - Guildpact "Code of the Orzhov" precon | Ben - 2022 Starter Kit (2 decks within) | James - 2018 Standard Challenger Deck "Vehicle Rush" | Kathleen - Draconic Destruction Commander Deck | Wheeler - Khans of Tarkir box https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5290830
thanzo: @Juliamon thank you!
dpj2009: reveal commander?
opponentxcomic: @juliamon thats fair lol
CaffeinatedLemur: look at Juliamon doing the things
YeomanAres: does Kathleen get to draw on turn 1 cause she's playing commander?
MegaDosX: !card dragonlord atarka
LRRbot: Dragonlord Atarka [5RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elder Dragon [8/8] | Flying, trample / When Dragonlord Atarka enters the battlefield, it deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers your opponents control.
Juliamon: CaffeinatedLemur Almost like it's my job or something!
YeetTheRich_: oh so there is a command zone? or is that just the thicc promo card
MegaDosX: Oh wait that's the wrong Atarka
BrowneePoints: That's not part of Commander, that's a multiplayer game rule @YeomanAres
CaffeinatedLemur: Juliamon how can be!? lol
LRRbot: Dragonkin Berserker [1R] | Creature β€” Human Berserker [2/2] | First strike / Boast abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate for each Dragon you control. / Boast β€” {4}{R}: Create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
MegaDosX: !card atarka, world render
LRRbot: Atarka, World Render [5RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [6/4] | Flying, trample / Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, it gains double strike until end of turn.
TehAmelie: fair's fair
MegaDosX: That would be miserable for Cameron
thraximore: ahh ok
matthaus_c: what if Cam starts at 40
YeetTheRich_: also cam dies to commander damage
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
thraximore: @YeetTheRich_ noted
MegaDosX: I mean, that's a good card
BrowneePoints: hey wait
kristian_fischer: Delicious donkey
BrowneePoints: James had the Kaladesh deck!
KaleidoscopeMind: alternatively, kathleen's deck is designed to fight opponents with 40 life
Gaz_L: Commander precons actually are usually balanced around the multiplayer aspect. they can be... not great in one-on-one
freshmaker__: cam loses this game of commander. :P
noa2828: What color identity is Santa?
LRRbot: Crucible of Fire [3R] | Enchantment | Dragon creatures you control get +3/+3.
Gekyouryuu: @noa2828 naya
veetreter: two gifted aetherborns, that's a board presents
TehAmelie: five turns from now, just you wait!
file_maker: Friday nocht, proper f*chd
Spanked42: hoping next turn is a first striek dragon
noa2828: No no Alex, he kins dragons
LRRbot: Fleshbag Marauder [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie Warrior [3/1] | When Fleshbag Marauder enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
YeetTheRich_: mhm fleshy
TheWriterAleph: Marauder of Fleshbags
thanzo: oh no bushy eyes
LRRbot: Dragonlord's Servant [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [1/3] | Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Dragonmaster Outcast [R] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control six or more lands, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
dpj2009: 1 mana mythics CaitlynS CurseLit
HadesLeprechaun: I would say Kathleens deck favors the long game
DreamyPants: Kathleen sure has played a lot of cards with the word dragon on them and made very few dragons
LRRbot: Ravenous Chupacabra [2BB] | Creature β€” Beast Horror [2/2] | When Ravenous Chupacabra enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls.
Fruan: Chupa chup!
goombalax: Chupathingy! howabout that?
YeetTheRich_: choop choop
noa2828: Chupers is such a banger card
TheWriterAleph: looks more like a puma
matthaus_c: I remember Cedric Philips being so angry about Chupacabra on SCG Coverage benginLul
Gekyouryuu: @goombalax I like it. it's got a... ring to it.
goombalax: love a RvB reference
JewelKnightZero: what format is this? is that a commander?
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: (16 Dec 2022: White Loxodon Exchange) Here's what everyone ended up with: Cameron - Game Night Free-for-All 2022 (5 decks within) | Alex - Guildpact "Code of the Orzhov" precon | Ben - 2022 Starter Kit (2 decks within) | James - 2018 Standard Challenger Deck "Vehicle Rush" | Kathleen - Draconic Destruction Commander Deck | Wheeler - Khans of Tarkir box https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5290830
LRRbot: Atarka, World Render [5RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [6/4] | Flying, trample / Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, it gains double strike until end of turn.
Gekyouryuu: @goombalax I actually have a chupathingy shirt at home
DeM0nFiRe: "What do you have?" "A death!" "NO!"
HadesLeprechaun: 9/7
BrowneePoints: Do you think they're gonna reprint Choops in Lost Caverns of Ixalan
Amedil: 18
HadesLeprechaun: 18
Orxolon: 18
samteacheslatin: i think cameron should take commander damage
FacelessManAboutTown: 18
JDMan94: no 18
YeetTheRich_: ok now we actually have to clarify: does cam die to commander damage?
Favre_the_Undead: two turn clock
MurphEP: lrrSPOOP
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BrowneePoints: cmoooooon pump spell
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature β€” Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
HadesLeprechaun: just a casual 18
matthaus_c: Steve!
LRRbot: Loaming Shaman [2G] | Creature β€” Centaur Shaman [3/2] | When Loaming Shaman enters the battlefield, target player shuffles any number of target cards from their graveyard into their library.
BrowneePoints: imagine a bloodrushed rubblehulk or something there
Spades_Slicc: If Kathleen survives she has lethel
Gaz_L: Steve doing his job
DoodlestheGreat: I luv lamp, er, loam
matthaus_c: a life from the loam is the life for me
BrowneePoints: You know what they say, when in Loam, do what the Loamin's do
nyquister_: Loaming Shaman baby!!! Loved that in Sultai M20 draft decks
shurtal: if the number is zero for loaming shaman, can you still shuffle?
dpj2009: got em
electra310: That was a quick stabilization :D
TehAmelie: sort of like waking Smaug up at the end of the second movie
noa2828: Flampling 9 power double strike is real turns out
HadesLeprechaun: it's a very fast clock once it happens
Fruan: Honestly, just shuffle Atarka into the deck.
BrowneePoints: Shuffle YOU into the deck!
AtomicAlchemical: remember why they errata'd companion? what if yorion was a 6/4 with double strike on attack?
matthaus_c: that wasn't even stabilisation, that was just good old racing benginLul
noa2828: Atarka? I hardly know 'a!
JarofGoats: Cam could start with the one mono-black legend that was the headliner for the deck as a commander in theory
Amberzenn: are these rounds best of 3 or just play out the hour?
asthanius: 12x removals
Gaz_L: Atarka isn't that good, dies to Doom Blade Kappa
niccus: actual footage of atarka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XslcgQJMZaY
dpj2009: and flame slash
neisan2112: Lol I have that button
Half_Duplex: watching you shuffle that unsleeved deck is making my skin crawl
shurtal: 12x removals thrown off of a sea cliff
matthaus_c: always riffle your lotus, kids
Gaz_L: why shouldn't Cam?
LRRbot: Kazandu Refuge | Land | Kazandu Refuge enters the battlefield tapped. / When Kazandu Refuge enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Doomed Dissenter [1B] | Creature β€” Human [1/1] | When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Dragon Tempest [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature with flying enters the battlefield under your control, it gains haste until end of turn. / Whenever a Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Dragons you control.
noa2828: Doomed Dissenter was banned on Twitter by Musk???
ArkhamArchivist: Something something is that good in aristocrats
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
matthaus_c: @noa2828 lmao Mastodon alter of Doomed Dissenter
Morrigan9: doomed indeed
LRRbot: Howling Golem [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [2/3] | Whenever Howling Golem attacks or blocks, each player draws a card.
frogomb: Ole St Nic Bolas
TehAmelie: i'm betting Cameron's deck has no enchantment removal at all
Gaz_L: the howls give you ideas, which are spells
matthaus_c: maybe there's a Feed the Swarm somewhere :p
Gaz_L: i think?
niccus: oh howling mine, you always know what to say
Orxolon: @Gaz_L but it howls them at you
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Destroy target enchantment. / β€’ Exile target card from a graveyard.
noa2828: The extra card draw is looking for a spell to kill this thing
thegitrogsquirrel: Howling mine is back, in Golem form.
JarofGoats: @Orxolon and because of that your opponent overhears them
TetraRay: such value
LRRbot: Lord of the Accursed [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/3] | Other Zombies you control get +1/+1. / {1}{B}, {T}: All Zombies gain menace until end of turn.
Orxolon: @JarofGoats niiiiceeee good flavor
Jovh11: Kathleen threatening destruction of her enemies when the dragons show up is just her god tier Sarkhan Vol cosplay
nyquister_: These decks are playing to my heart, damn
noa2828: Moblie Suit Howling
LRRbot: Dragonlord's Servant [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [1/3] | Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
matthaus_c: I wish I could forget Alara Fleshy B
LRRbot: Bushmeat Poacher [3B] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/4] | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. Draw a card.
noa2828: They hunt former US presidents
Boon_33: long pig counts as bush meat TIL
JarofGoats: Seems easier to just define everything on Ikoria as bushmeat honestly
asthanius: Bushmeat says what
LRRbot: Scourge of Valkas [2RRR] | Creature β€” Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Whenever Scourge of Valkas or another Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Dragons you control. / {R}: Scourge of Valkas gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
TehAmelie: she poaches her own teammates, i now realize
noa2828: She poached my bushmeat until Imutated
TehAmelie: and eats them
ShifuDaxiongmao: mmhh.. bushmeat discourse
benjamin_wheeler: Very good bush joke Cameron thank tou
BrowneePoints: Bushmeat sacc'd Void Winnower, a...11/9
MegaDosX: I only count the one dragon
dpj2009: card doesn't say noodle tho Kappa
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX one dragon, two triggers
MegaDosX: Servant's a goblin
matthaus_c: Valkas has its own trigger
MegaDosX: Oh are they both number of dragons?
MegaDosX: !card dragon tempest
LRRbot: Dragon Tempest [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature with flying enters the battlefield under your control, it gains haste until end of turn. / Whenever a Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Dragons you control.
AugmentingPath: got the dragon tempest and the dragon tempest dragon
MegaDosX: Ooooooooh
MegaDosX: Reading the card etc etc
Orxolon: does the commander gets the discount even though is in the commander zone?
LRRbot: Demonic Embrace [1BB] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+1, has flying, and is a Demon in addition to its other types. / You may cast Demonic Embrace from your graveyard by paying 3 life and discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs.
noa2828: Imagine, if you will, Dragons
MegaDosX: @Orxolon Still a dragon spell you control, so yes
JDMan94: should, you are casting a dragon
thraximore: oh BABY
Orxolon: @MegaDosX ok,thanks
TehAmelie: i was wondering if the discount would apply to commander tax
thanzo: they combined the sounds of a kitten and a race car to make the sounds of dragons in your favorite fantasy series
Orxolon: @TehAmelie i guess so
Cavemanhar: actual factual demon magic
MegaDosX: The discount and commander tax stack, so the discount of 1 plus the tax of 2 would make it cost 1 plus the mana value if you cast it for the second time
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
niccus: that bushmeat coming back up huh
matthaus_c: that's the Demonic Embrace speaking
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TehAmelie: thanks
MrTulip: Score!
midnightcurryjazz: LUL
thanzo: LUL
AtomicAlchemical: Yo, we scoring on our own goal?
noa2828: No Alex, we're patients
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Amedil: ohno atarka
BrowneePoints: Cam we appreciate you
asthanius: β€œLove is patient, love is kind, I am neither.”
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LRRbot: Demanding Dragon [3RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | Flying / When Demanding Dragon enters the battlefield, it deals 5 damage to target opponent unless that player sacrifices a creature.
MegaDosX: I mean.
TehAmelie: the moist, demanding chasm of his mouth, no not like that
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
BrowneePoints: correct
MegaDosX: Yeah there'd only be one dragon on resolution
niccus: yes
ckupf: Cam is correct
matthaus_c: Cam is correct
cronatos: yeap
BrowneePoints: it counts dragons at resolution
asthanius: Correct
JewelKnightZero: 1 dragon
noa2828: Yes
thanzo: that makes sense to me
JDMan94: There would only be one dragon on resolution so
Orxolon: lrrJUDGECALL
Dread_Pirate_Westley: X is counted when the ability resolves.
noa2828: that's right
MegaDosX: Kathleen's triggers go on the stack first, then Cam's Doom Blade goes on top
dpj2009: !card doomed dissenter
LRRbot: Doomed Dissenter [1B] | Creature β€” Human [1/1] | When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Zombie is a 3/3.
zombub: Also she would've had to pick targets first but it's too late for that
thraximore: it's a 3/3
Haroldholmes25: the zombie is a 3/3
MegaDosX: Three
Orxolon: 3
BrowneePoints: it's a 3/3
TehAmelie: the combined wit of chat adds up to a level -1 judge, right
asthanius: Cameron just going off right now
MegaDosX: Lord of the Accursed
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Zombie is a 3/33
JewelKnightZero: Damn demanding dragon sucks it just dies to doom blade
noa2828: It's not like Terror of the Peaks, which would count before resolving
asthanius: Uhhhh
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Zombie is also not a legal target for those triggers because Kathleen has to choose before the Demanding Dragon's triggers resolve.
ShifuDaxiongmao: in response, cam says ow :P
MegaDosX: Yeah Terror remembers the power of whatever hit, so even killing either creature wouldn't change anything
BrowneePoints: eh no worries
dpj2009: did Kathleen go to noodle school or something?
thanzo: ??? resolves
asthanius: RELaxes
BrowneePoints: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Triggers can get complicated. RELaxed
MegaDosX: Yeah the turn kinda got wonky, I think it's best just to roll with it
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
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BrowneePoints: also it's Marty Chrysler
BrowneePoints: OH THIS GUY
LRRbot: Vogar, Necropolis Tyrant [3BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Zombie Giant [4/4] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Vogar, Necropolis Tyrant. / When Vogar dies, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.
MegaDosX: I beg your pardon
BrowneePoints: this zombie SLAPS
DeM0nFiRe: Today it's RELoxodon
DigitalSeahorse: I really gotta fix my sleep schedule
Mr_Bitterness: uga chaka uga chaka
BrowneePoints: yea this is the deck with the Dragon Making Kobold
noa2828: Vogar, Big Thiccums
thanzo: love me a zombie made of zombies
Dandinstorm12: hello chat
MegaDosX: That is a sick creature
BrowneePoints: Cam should check out the Blue Deck. That siren in it is CRACKED
TehAmelie: i like the coffin lid shield
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | Path of Ancestry enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
matthaus_c: Vogar is living proof that enough twinks eventually do add up to one thiccum
MegaDosX: !card maeve, insidious singer
LRRbot: Maeve, Insidious Singer [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Siren [3/4] | {2}{U}: Goad target creature. Whenever that creature attacks one of your opponents this turn, you draw a card.
dpj2009: scrying is trying, ask James
LRRbot: Foe-Razer Regent [5GG] | Creature β€” Dragon [4/5] | Flying / When Foe-Razer Regent enters the battlefield, you may have it fight target creature you don't control. / Whenever a creature you control fights, put two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of the next end step.
Dandinstorm12: bang
MegaDosX: Tempest trigger too
BrowneePoints: !card Nogi
LRRbot: Nogi, Draco-Zealot [1RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Kobold Shaman [3/3] | Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever Nogi, Draco-Zealot attacks, if you control three or more Dragons, until end of turn, Nogi becomes a Dragon with base power and toughness 5/5 and gains flying.
noa2828: You ever say something and immediately regret it? That's me with "thiccums"
ckupf: Vogar doesn't get a counter
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thraximore: Vogar is during your turn only
JDMan94: Yeah, Vogar is your own turn
zombub: Vogar is only your turn
MegaDosX: Did Kathleen do the Tempest damage?
Orxolon: Vogar is if it dies during your turn you get a counter
BrowneePoints: !card Maeve
LRRbot: Maeve, Insidious Singer [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Siren [3/4] | {2}{U}: Goad target creature. Whenever that creature attacks one of your opponents this turn, you draw a card.
JewelKnightZero: did you do dragon tempest?
Favre_the_Undead: vogar is only during your turn
Haroldholmes25: !card vogar
LRRbot: Dragonlord's Servant [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [1/3] | Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Demon of Loathing [5BB] | Creature β€” Demon [7/7] | Flying, trample / Whenever Demon of Loathing deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a creature.
thraximore: oh dear
noa2828: Big Demon Daddy
Dandinstorm12: Foe-razer in the thunder and heat, foe-razer knock you back in your seat.....
niccus: if you kill the face, they sacrifice all creatures
DigitalSeahorse: The Big Bopper
MegaDosX: With Atarka?
JewelKnightZero: yeah
MegaDosX: Tempest gives her haste
JewelKnightZero: well, close to it
twitch_xeo: Atarka shove, but not exactly out of nowhere :D
WiJohn: No trample right?
neisan2112: Demon can still block, so not dead
LRRbot: Atarka, World Render [5RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [6/4] | Flying, trample / Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, it gains double strike until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Oh right demon
JewelKnightZero: has trample
Dandinstorm12: atarka has trample
thegitrogsquirrel: you have a land trigger
niccus: haste, flying, trample, double strike, all the good stuff
Rob_Racoon: Scry
noa2828: Atarka is good, whoda thunk?
Dandinstorm12: honk honk
TehAmelie: oh right, all dragons get double strike
LRRbot: Supernatural Stamina [B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
neisan2112: Did that not kill cameron tho?
MegaDosX: Cam took 12 I think
Dandinstorm12: blocked
MegaDosX: !card foe razer regent
LRRbot: Foe-Razer Regent [5GG] | Creature β€” Dragon [4/5] | Flying / When Foe-Razer Regent enters the battlefield, you may have it fight target creature you don't control. / Whenever a creature you control fights, put two +1/+1 counters on it at the beginning of the next end step.
Mazrae: yay I got to be able to make
DeM0nFiRe: haha
MegaDosX: Even if Kathleen had gone to Cam's dome he would have gone to 1
JewelKnightZero: if she had shot cam and swung with the goblin she couldve won
twitch_xeo: one trigger was forgotten that would;ve done 1
JewelKnightZero: but eh
Dandinstorm12: yeah the gobbo
twitch_xeo: when the foe-razer was played iirc?
hd_dabnado: doodling
MegaDosX: There was a missed trigger of damage that might have killed Cam, but *shrug*
WiJohn: Noodle the dome
niccus: it starts noodle, then you flip the bowl, so it becomes the dome
aeonoris: Doodling
megamaduo: all noodles can be domed but not all domes can be noodled
MegaDosX: You do you, guys
DigitalSeahorse: noodle domb = noomb
matthaus_c: doming noodles is all I want for christmas
noa2828: She's putting the noodle in the dome with the nug, what's so complicated????
Fanklok: Brain is spaget?
BrowneePoints: !card Imaryll
LRRbot: Imaryll, Elfhame Elite [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Warrior [3/3] | Whenever Imaryll, Elfhame Elite attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of other Elves you control. / You may have Imaryll assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
DigitalSeahorse: dome?
twitch_xeo: Santa has elves to remember his triggers obviously, smh.
Dandinstorm12: so anyway chat, how about that guy Alex Ovechkin?
DigitalSeahorse: noome
JDMan94: ah, PILK
circusofkirkus: lrrDARK
JDMan94: my favorite drink
Dandinstorm12: aledgedly
asthanius: That’s because Santa is Daddy
noa2828: Thay have an open relationship
aeonoris: Doodle the gnome?
matthaus_c: but I wanted to kiss Santa!
JewelKnightZero: wait yeah why isnt cam playing elf deck
Mischievous_Catgeist: swingers
twitch_xeo: it's not that bad
twitch_xeo: it's cream soda
asthanius: You are Santa’s child
Dandinstorm12: it isn't
Sogheim: Santa Claus is a unicorn
hd_dabnado: floats are also gross
thraximore: I think the Claus couple are open
BrowneePoints: Pepsi and MIlk. It's a Laverne and Shirley thing Zoomers brought abck
DigitalSeahorse: pepsi and milk
matthaus_c: Pilk and Cookies with Lindsay Lohan
ghyllnox: You don't get the ice crust
asthanius: Ice cream has fat
twitch_xeo: nope
YeetTheRich_: aight time to cancel alex
BrowneePoints: back*
Manae: Floats add vanilla
Welbog: Seems like it needs more sugar to be floaty.
BrightstormRising: Vanilla
niccus: you want half and half to get something closer to a float experience
niccus: maybe double cream in your pilk
dpj2009: thoughts with Alex ggbPop
sporkraptor: hhhhhggggghhhhh
Dandinstorm12: rip Alex
neisan2112: I've only ever seen Pilk as pickle milk.
ShifuDaxiongmao: use pepsi vanilla :P
benjamin_wheeler: Egg cream
LoxhamInABox: Floats are overrated and pilk seems worse than a float so...
BrightstormRising: So a Pilk would be a kinky float.
ghyllnox: It's not bad, but a root beer float is objectively better
Dandinstorm12: use unpastorized milk
FacelessManAboutTown: #BlameJames
Mischievous_Catgeist: santa decorates with upside down pineapples
noa2828: Raw milk
Dandinstorm12: spelling is irrelevant
twitch_xeo: I didn't have the milk curdle anyway when I tried it
DigitalSeahorse: bweh
ghyllnox: A root beer float is kinda like a cocktail
letfireraindown: I recall my mom would give us Brown Cows which was pepsi and milk to get us to drink milk when I was like 6 or something
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dandinstorm12: ayyyy
circusofkirkus: LOL
asthanius: KATHLEEN
Dandinstorm12: family stream!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: you forgot the F there Kathleen
TehAmelie: "Santa is all the kids' father" is the name of a swedish family drama
virre_: Omg
saucemaster5000: welp
Sorator13: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
thanzo: D:
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
matthaus_c: she's been talking about domes and noodles all night!
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrWOW
sporkraptor: *dying*
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
neisan2112: WOOOOOW
YeetTheRich_: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
brat_the_wurst: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
bradlby: wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
electra310: Family stream!
Spades_Slicc: Now that's what I call a "gift exchange"
Dandinstorm12: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrDARK
nyquister_: Violet Nights in Cinemas soon!!!!
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
thanzo: lmao
sporkraptor: 'tis the season
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyPoint vicksyPoint
Fruan: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX
laundreydhull: weh!?
Dandinstorm12: seems good
HadesLeprechaun: uh oh
twitch_xeo: Going to hell twice for that one
neisan2112: HOLY SHIT
JohnPraw: And that's why Kathleen never appeared on Friday Night Paper Fight again.
BrowneePoints: Look, Santa is a Poly Bi Bear king
dpj2009: beeg cheats!
ShifuDaxiongmao: "and with that, we wish you a merry.."
BrowneePoints: prove me wrong
Mazrae: okay this is where I die
Micsig: bruh bruh bruh
Iam_Dead: he knows if you've been naughty or nice :)
Favre_the_Undead: now we playing vintage
speedy869: sol ring, not just for mana anymore
twistedsylvan: Hello highlight reel!
Mischievous_Catgeist: congrats to all september babies santa is your daddy
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH vicksyLUL vicksyPoint
FacelessManAboutTown: @JohnPraw Fuck that, we demand she come back
Dandinstorm12: that's reveal Alex
MurphEP: That's very clever
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
niccus: *reveals card* get a loada this guy
Dandinstorm12: lots of them
Dandinstorm12: Bob for example
LRRbot: Rapacious Dragon [4R] | Creature β€” Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When Rapacious Dragon enters the battlefield, create two Treasure tokens.
JDMan94: Oh boy
noa2828: Explore kinda
JDMan94: Atarka coming SOON
Fruan: Non-horny version
Dandinstorm12: uh
Dandinstorm12: sir
DreamyPants: casual turn 4 8 mana nice
tehfewl: not the horny dragon
KidintheOffice: it's not the sexy one sadge
BrowneePoints: Bob effects, and some more selective cards of "if it's x card type put it into your hand"
matthaus_c: nuh uh
electra310: She's ramping
SeaDiegoFC: That dragon doesn't look thirsty, I'm confused
matthaus_c: ahegao dragon forever
Gekyouryuu: casual turn 4 atarka
Dandinstorm12: ez
frogomb: Well this is already over
FacelessManAboutTown: Still dies to doom blade tho
niccus: this one is the ahoge dragon
frank_the_great: Just got here, what's the gimmick/twist? I can't work it out with the title alone
BrowneePoints: Isn't that Burning Man?
BrowneePoints: She Van Oasis?
AtomicAlchemical: @SeaDiegoFC that dragon is not allowed to post on main
Mischievous_Catgeist: !decks
LRRbot: (16 Dec 2022: White Loxodon Exchange) Here's what everyone ended up with: Cameron - Game Night Free-for-All 2022 (5 decks within) | Alex - Guildpact "Code of the Orzhov" precon | Ben - 2022 Starter Kit (2 decks within) | James - 2018 Standard Challenger Deck "Vehicle Rush" | Kathleen - Draconic Destruction Commander Deck | Wheeler - Khans of Tarkir box https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5290830
BrowneePoints: my pun was bad
niccus: anything goes, but you're playing a gifted deck from someone else
JDMan94: LOL
LRRbot: Doomed Dissenter [1B] | Creature β€” Human [1/1] | When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Dandinstorm12: ahahahaha
noa2828: We aren't here to fuck spiders
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahahaha
matthaus_c: Doomed Blade
FacelessManAboutTown: LMAO
TetraRay: lol
KaleidoscopeMind: too much doom
frank_the_great: @niccus Gotcha, neat idea
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
thanzo: rapacious dragon, voracious dragon, where's the loquacious dragon?
Mr_Bitterness: errmehgreddoomblade
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
Dandinstorm12: has the word doom, is black and costs 2 must be doomblade
BrowneePoints: Ifted Geatherborn!?
TehAmelie: ermegehrd dehmblerd: new nickname accepted
Dandinstorm12: lol jk flatten energy
noa2828: good for you worstie
Alex_Frostfire: Surely next time we go to Strixhaven @thanzo
LRRbot: Thundermaw Hellkite [3RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | Flying / Haste / When Thundermaw Hellkite enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each creature with flying your opponents control. Tap those creatures.
WiJohn: Is that Thundermaw Hellkite's music?!
MegaDosX: Whoof
Dandinstorm12: gettem
thanzo: @Alex_Frostfire oooh I like that idea
Dandinstorm12: rip all your lingering souls
LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature β€” Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
matthaus_c: skeltin!
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
noa2828: Bone Boi
BrowneePoints: Remember Thundermaw cratering Lingering Souls tokens? Fun times
Dandinstorm12: ^^
Dandinstorm12: man 2013 standard
TheWooglie: did Cam lose 2?
Gekyouryuu: yes
LRRbot: Dragon's Hoard [3] | Artifact | Whenever a Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, put a gold counter on Dragon's Hoard. / {T}, Remove a gold counter from Dragon's Hoard: Draw a card. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Dandinstorm12: I love Gold
LRRbot: Furnace Whelp [2RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [2/2] | Flying / {R}: Furnace Whelp gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
WiJohn: There's gold in that there horde!
noa2828: Skeletons are more delicate but at least they don't smell. Ideal undead butlers
TehAmelie: uh-oh, i think the dragons are cooking off
matthaus_c: Crux of Fate benginLul
Dandinstorm12: Alex, Poggifers, fetch me a Damnation
WiJohn: If the game nights black deck casually had damnation it's be amazing
Dandinstorm12: Kappa
TehAmelie: i always liked the flavor of the dragon whelp that dies if it breathes fire too hard
niccus: very good poggifers, a hundred bits to you
DigitalSeahorse: xD
thanzo: alright, you're my little poggifer-champ
BrowneePoints: A long suffering mother Kiff is
Dandinstorm12: thus endeth the Cameron
Commodore_Perry_GG: amazonPumpkinDance amazonPumpkinWiggle amazonPumpkinWiggle amazonPumpkinDance
bo_brinkman: I have a "kif_sigh.wav" t-shirt
MurphEP: Sol Ring busted in White Loxodon Format
YeetTheRich_: i mean he's not wrong
LoxhamInABox: Dragons and Sol Ring win!
dpj2009: thy game has endeth but GGs
matthaus_c: but never best of 9
noa2828: Top 10 implies all other magic cards are bottoms or switches
WiJohn: Today we learned Sol Ring is dece
TehAmelie: having a commander is kind of tech eh
Dandinstorm12: uh
Dandinstorm12: does he
jessieimproved: yes, yes it does
djalternative: oh. are we talking about the fairy orgy?
virre_: You don't say
Dandinstorm12: Kathleen "Polite Stream" DeVere
DoodlestheGreat: Issues? Peter Pan has SUBSCRIPTIONS!
methodical_monk: quantMonka quantMonka quantMonka
thanzo: ouphe
MurphEP: Light editing
Dandinstorm12: yes
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRaid
Dandinstorm12: oh
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyD
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
thraximore: don't the boys that grow old die at the hands of Peter Pan?
Gekyouryuu: iirc, yes
DigitalSeahorse: that was in the Disney movie too sort of
RealGamerCow: My wife's name is Wendy, and she has *issues* with that book
BrowneePoints: yea....makes sense from the mind of an eternal teen "hey we need someone to take care of us" but then you think of it in context and wow...that's sexist
Fruan: @thraximore And I believe those who escape make up Hook's crew?
DigitalSeahorse: though they didn't use the word mother
jessieimproved: Peter Pan is not a "good" character
TehAmelie: yesterday i learned in the original play kids can just fly by wanting it. probably clever of him to change that in the book
noa2828: Peter Pan was Mormon?
thraximore: @Fruan right
DoodlestheGreat: @noa2828 He was an incel.
Dandinstorm12: uh huh
saucemaster5000: (Thinking of the barbie trailer where barbie is now positioned as an alternative to look up to instead of playing mommy)
Dandinstorm12: any of the other pirate things
virre_: noa2828 Had the same thought
thraximore: Freud would have a FIELD DAY
noa2828: @noa2828 @DoodlestheGreat Same thing
djalternative: favorite part of reading Peter Pan in middle school was finding out the Tinkerbells and the fairies just have orgies on the regular
BrightstormRising: Isn't there a lot of children murder as well? I recall a lot of murder.
BrowneePoints: Pan was 1911
Gekyouryuu: @djalternative wait... are there male fairies?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyShrug
BrowneePoints: 1904*
BrowneePoints: i'm wrong
niccus: well i guess this explains freud
Athelgar: SJ Tucker has a trio of songs that describe Wendy leaving the lost boys and becoming a pirate queen
Dandinstorm12: 156 to 1939
JoshSanville: Freud would probably say something about orifaces and then go take some morphine
Dandinstorm12: *1856 to 1939
djalternative: @djalternative that was not noted
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LunchB0x_13: merry god yulestevus!
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BrowneePoints: yea the Piccaninnies are SUPER not okay and the casual sexism with Wendy is oof
LunchB0x_13: ayy 69 nice
noa2828: @djalternative @Gekyouryuu I mean... we call them twinks now
Gekyouryuu: @djalternative huh.
thraximore: competitive sexism
asthanius: Professional sexism
BrowneePoints: ^
DeM0nFiRe: Formal Sexism
DigitalSeahorse: rampantly aggressive sexism
TehAmelie: olympic level sexism?
Favre_the_Undead: Hook's pretty good
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Hook is a very strange move.
benjamin_wheeler: TAS - Tool administered sexism
Sogheim: Ru-fi-ooooooo
noa2828: Paranormal Sexism
Dandinstorm12: normalized sexism
MegaDosX: Wow
thanzo: LUL
asthanius: @benjamin_wheeler you mean a back massager?
BrowneePoints: Yea that was an incorrect word choice
oniontuber: is there also a wendy syndrome
Graham_LRR: Oh man, PAN was gaaaarbage. Hugh Jackman was the only good part of that movie, because he knew what kind of movie he was in.
SeaDiegoFC: What was that really bad like, ABC show based off Disney movies but with soap opera drama? I felt like Peter Pan made sense as a villain in that show more than some of the actual disney villains
Dandinstorm12: hi Graham
Gekyouryuu: @SeaDiegoFC Once Upon a Time
noa2828: and horny apparently
LRRbot: Shivan Oasis | Land | Shivan Oasis enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
BrowneePoints: Once Upon A Time
MegaDosX: I feel like sometimes, if you're an actor, you know you're in a stinker, and just lean into it
Dandinstorm12: yes
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyLUL
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Zealot [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire Soldier [1/1] | When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
BrowneePoints: and wasn't Peter Pan Rumpelstiltskin's Dad or something in it?
BrowneePoints: or his Kid?
oniontuber: it's very funny that tinkerbell (apparently canonically?) is so small that she can only feel one emotion at a time. unfortunate for wendy that that one emotion is asshole.
pokilm: Both
Gekyouryuu: @oniontuber yup
Masslost: speaking of Disney there is a Bambi and Winnie the pooh horror movies i believe now as the properties are public domain
pokilm: But mainly pan was Rumpels dad
thraximore: @oniontuber "I'm feeling Asshole today."
TehAmelie: this human emotion of asshole
noa2828: @thraximore I mean... mood
LRRbot: Howling Golem [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [2/3] | Whenever Howling Golem attacks or blocks, each player draws a card.
Gaz_L: oh, are we just doing the 'play for an hour' format?
Dandinstorm12: Howling G is legit
BrowneePoints: yea I kinda eyerolled that the first thing people did with Winnie th Pooh once it became public domain was the "hamburger helper with an evil grin" meme
LRRbot: Furnace Whelp [2RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [2/2] | Flying / {R}: Furnace Whelp gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
matthaus_c: @noa2828 I have not seen your mood but have you checked your mood and by mood I mean butthole
LRRbot: Doomed Dissenter [1B] | Creature β€” Human [1/1] | When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
nyquister_: Skedap badup butthole
LRRbot: Thundermaw Hellkite [3RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | Flying / Haste / When Thundermaw Hellkite enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each creature with flying your opponents control. Tap those creatures.
TehAmelie: how you doing there, dissenter, my pal? feeling a little doomed today?
Dandinstorm12: homk honk
noa2828: Twoodle
DigitalSeahorse: katesRaid
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
TehAmelie: "i'm only doomed cause you're actively trying to kill me dude"
BrowneePoints: I did like Finding Neverland though(the musical based on Barrie)
MegaDosX: "Why does my name say Doomed on the call list?"
thraximore: ironically, Doomed Dissenter *can't* die to Doom Blade
BrowneePoints: and the fact he sold the rights to a children's hospital? I believe?
noa2828: Rit's Room Rade Raggy
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
Dandinstorm12: @thraximore you could change DD's color
thraximore: @Dandinstorm12 sure but who *does* that anymore
Gaz_L: @BrowneePoints yes, the hospital still owns the copyright, actually
LRRbot: Rapacious Dragon [4R] | Creature β€” Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When Rapacious Dragon enters the battlefield, create two Treasure tokens.
Dandinstorm12: @thraximore I mean legacy players. Change colors I mean
BrowneePoints: Cam, would you play an Aetherborn in a Kaladeshi campaign? or a Vedalken?
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JewelKnightZero: I feel like "doomed" dissenter got the short end of the stick looking over at "gifted" aetherborn
Ilyusion: What is my purpose, you were made to die, oh my god
noa2828: I was tested for the gifted program multiple times and didn't get in because I found the test boring and simply stopped taking it midway through. Wonder I have ADD no?
TehAmelie: look if he didn't want to be doomed he shouldn't have a more powerful undead form
LRRbot: Dragonspeaker Shaman [1RR] | Creature β€” Human Barbarian Shaman [2/2] | Dragon spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.
thraximore: @noa2828 ... that sounds about right.
MegaDosX: This is making me want to rebuild my Sarkhan Fireblood Historic Brawl deck
BrowneePoints: I hope we return to Amonkhet and heal it some day
thraximore: @noa2828 although I'd personally call ADD a curse, not a gift
PigmyWurm: gain 2
AtomicAlchemical: cam you gain 2
DoktorNik: lifesteal on aetherborn didn't get processed
DigitalSeahorse: Garry
LRRbot: Bushmeat Poacher [3B] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/4] | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. Draw a card.
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Dandinstorm12: yikes
noa2828: @noa2828 @thraximore I think of it in a qualitatively unidentifiable eldritch burden
DigitalSeahorse: oof
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySpook
Gaz_L: just a flat back bump
JewelKnightZero: atarka time?
BrowneePoints: you'll get the reverse belly flop for sure
LRRbot: Tyrant's Familiar [5RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | Flying, haste / Lieutenant β€” As long as you control your commander, Tyrant's Familiar gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever Tyrant's Familiar attacks, it deals 7 damage to target creature defending player controls."
thraximore: @noa2828 my only problem with that label is that I'd get bored of saying the whole thing every time
JDMan94: that do be a lot of flying
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed backflop
sporkraptor: discount tyrant's familiar--"well it only cost ten gold, but I was expecting something more than a gila monster with wings glued on."
matthaus_c: John Damaggio
niccus: dommage at your damage
LRRbot: Primal Might [XG] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature you don't control.
MegaDosX: tfw your golem gets eaten by a dragon
matthaus_c: time to draw that Crux of Fate
kumatsu: straight-up plague wind
Ilyusion: Do we know who made each deck?
dpj2009: dedge
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: (16 Dec 2022: White Loxodon Exchange) Here's what everyone ended up with: Cameron - Game Night Free-for-All 2022 (5 decks within) | Alex - Guildpact "Code of the Orzhov" precon | Ben - 2022 Starter Kit (2 decks within) | James - 2018 Standard Challenger Deck "Vehicle Rush" | Kathleen - Draconic Destruction Commander Deck | Wheeler - Khans of Tarkir box https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5290830
MegaDosX: Dragon Tempest is a very good two drop, turns out
BrowneePoints: like this!
BrowneePoints: !card Maeve
LRRbot: Maeve, Insidious Singer [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Siren [3/4] | {2}{U}: Goad target creature. Whenever that creature attacks one of your opponents this turn, you draw a card.
JewelKnightZero: haste double strike dragons are pretty good ye
BrowneePoints: or
BrowneePoints: !card nogi
LRRbot: Nogi, Draco-Zealot [1RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Kobold Shaman [3/3] | Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever Nogi, Draco-Zealot attacks, if you control three or more Dragons, until end of turn, Nogi becomes a Dragon with base power and toughness 5/5 and gains flying.
MegaDosX: That zombie guy looks like he could be a fun commander
MegaDosX: The one what got bigger
Dandinstorm12: gottem
Daggerpeak: iepinbShame
JewelKnightZero: Cameron shouldve had a dragon off
matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids
Juliamon: !break
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BrowneePoints: kill em with Blind Hunters!
MegaDosX: So we have Guildpact vs Khans coming up
DarthRagnar815: Kathleen tonight: jenlosiYaeSmug
matthaus_c: Jace vs Rhino
dpj2009: yay Wheeler v Alex ggbPop ggbHypez
BrowneePoints: Alex is gonna clap Wheeler with Orzhov Pontiff
DigitalSeahorse: yay I didn't miss the A&W fight!
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DigitalSeahorse: katesADS katesADS katesADS
Commodore_Perry_GG: amazonNo amazonIce
Fanklok: I got an ad for a metal pole you prop up on your door to keep people from opening it
CobaltShuriken: i got an ad for pizza
dpj2009: iphone 53
Juliamon: Wheeler's deck excites me
dpj2009: lrrWHEELER_BW
Juliamon: I am ready to go on this cruise
laundreydhull: Gawd, the sad/happy faces showed up in this last game of draft game of mine
twitch_xeo: man I love this tune
elimtg: same
saucemaster5000: @Fanklok I own one of those. It does not work very well, nor do I have a reason to own it.
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam katesWiggle vicksyHappy
laundreydhull: I made mistakes where I thought I was going to lose, then times me out in my indecisiveness
Fanklok: Cruises are bad for the environment Wheeler should be more conscientious
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDance vicksyTail vicksyTap
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBounce
IbunWest: abatJAM
Juliamon: I'm sure that's where the Polluted Delta came from
Juliamon: too many cruises
saucemaster5000: lots of pollution in the Mission Impossible movies too
laundreydhull: hope that lrrWHEELER went oops, all-out Rares for this Boxstructed Deck
Juliamon: There are a number of rares, yes
thraximore: zero is a number umbraSip
laundreydhull: I don't hate commons, okok sorry! pauper walkers!
laundreydhull: great, I feel like sheets now...
orpfen: wheelerOok
laundreydhull: never again... back in the lurk.
Gascitygaming: omg i LOVE Alex and Wheeler playing each other!
Mr_Bitterness: ALL EDSC content is good content Brent
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dandinstorm12: Monkeyseal
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
Dandinstorm12: Abzan?
thraximore: wheelerGreed ?
FacelessManAboutTown: How big is your sideboard Ben?
Dandinstorm12: lrrFINE
dpj2009: Wheeler tries on two different undies every morning
frogomb: Lets go rhino!
DigitalSeahorse: woooo
matthaus_c: Wheeler did not, however, get the most infamous card from Khans: the 2nd Siege Rhino
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh wait, this deck was made when damage went on the stack
FacelessManAboutTown: It's a LOT worse now
tehfewl: i'm 99% sure, i purchased that precon back in the day
Dandinstorm12: What about @matthaus_c clever impersonator
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Plagued Rusalka [B] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn.
matthaus_c: @Dandinstorm12 didn't see anyone giving those viking funerals when rotation came around :p
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DeM0nFiRe: Island? Yes. But also is water!
Dandinstorm12: m10 yeah
matthaus_c: yep, until 2009
neisan2112: Wait that long????
neisan2112: Wow
YeetTheRich_: 2006 isn't that long ago right haha
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
DigitalSeahorse: 2006 was my first year of college, not a bad year
kumatsu: I just remember it was around Lorwyn, cuz I learned how to use Mogg Fanatic just in time for it to not be relevant
thraximore: @YeetTheRich_ umbraSmile
FacelessManAboutTown: So the joke with old Orzhov was block, deal damage, and sack with damage on the stack. Cards like Rusalka aren't as good unfort
matthaus_c: willbender!
Dandinstorm12: chromeshell crab?
saucemaster5000: I was fresh out of high school in 2005, so it can't be that long ago....
thraximore: !card chromeshell crab
LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature β€” Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} / When Chromeshell Crab is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
im_da_real_groot: He has the pickle combo in here??
Mr_Bitterness: And its always Willbender
matthaus_c: unless you're playing Ian
thraximore: @Mr_Bitterness unless it is crab
canahedo: It's Chromeshell Crab
LRRbot: Infectious Host [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie [1/1] | When Infectious Host dies, target player loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
lackingsanity: my first ever magic deck was the simic equivalent of alex's deck. the weird part of it was that I started playing in 2010
LRRbot: Pillory of the Sleepless [1WB] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."
YeetTheRich_: wow infectious host is bad
FacelessManAboutTown: We'll never know what it was
LRRbot: Winterflame [1UR] | Instant | Choose one or both β€” / β€’ Tap target creature. / β€’ Winterflame deals 2 damage to target creature.
saucemaster5000: Marg should've left homer at the end of the movie send tweet
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash katesFine winter flame
LRRbot: Ostiary Thrull [3B] | Creature β€” Thrull [2/2] | {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
neisan2112: Oh boy a 4 mana tapper
LRRbot: Ponyback Brigade [3RWB] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | When Ponyback Brigade enters the battlefield or is turned face up, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Morph {2}{R}{W}{B}
Maltanno: ost urethral?
neisan2112: Yoooo the ponyback!!!
Dandinstorm12: my ponyback ponyback ponyback
LRRbot: Butcher of the Horde [1RWB] | Creature β€” Demon [5/4] | Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Butcher of the Horde gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.
neisan2112: YEEEEEEE
matthaus_c: OH BABY
matthaus_c: RHINO AND BUTCHER?
thraximore: KomodoHype
neisan2112: SPIICYYYYYY
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hey_kelvin: LMAO
Dandinstorm12: good card
FacelessManAboutTown: WELP
matthaus_c: next you're gonna say you have MANTIS RIDER
AugmentingPath: does butcher of the horde go in aristocrats?
ipoddodd: are we playing khans limited
lackingsanity: i wonder what the blue is for
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
AugmentingPath: ipoddodd yes, 60 card deck built from a booster box
YeetTheRich_: the fixing in this set is absurd
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
thraximore: but thou must
circusofkirkus: one of us is
Juliamon: Wheeler is
tehfewl: full box sealed. its a real format
vore_the_rich: limited to a whole box
Dandinstorm12: yes
Dandinstorm12: both
LRRbot: Strands of Undeath [3B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When Strands of Undeath enters the battlefield, target player discards two cards. / {B}: Regenerate enchanted creature.
AugmentingPath: The Phyrexian Devourer Conundrum
WanderingWinder: Does that card go in aristocrats? Kappa
LRRbot: Despise [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature or planeswalker card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
Dandinstorm12: Dispise? dang
yuan42: thats what the blue is for
Maltanno: Takes a horde to feed a horde
MurphEP: Wait why does Wheeler's mom let him have 2 Treasure Cruises?
AtomicAlchemical: Wheeler made good loxodon choices
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyS
YeetTheRich_: mardu bombs + splash for cruise sounds like a solid strat
freshmaker__: I want my ponyback ponyback ponyback...
Dandinstorm12: 100%
FacelessManAboutTown: And restricted in vintage
FacelessManAboutTown: And banned in modern
neisan2112: Its pointed in canlander too
DigitalSeahorse: get on aboot
AtomicAlchemical: Legal in Pioneer though baebeeee
MegaDosX: Was gonna say, I heard it got banned in Modern too
grgriffin3: Treasure Cruise was kinda silly in those formats, yeah
LRRbot: Nomad Outpost | Land | Nomad Outpost enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.
MurphEP: Cruise+
hd_dabnado: the days before triomes
FacelessManAboutTown: Seems good
YeetTheRich_: and the willbender of course
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
theamc2000: Why does Alex have two creatures stacked on top one another?
LRRbot: Festival of the Guildpact [XW] | Instant | Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to you this turn. / Draw a card.
thraximore: nice fog
DigitalSeahorse: party!
Spades_Slicc: @theamc2000 One's an aura
Lordofironstorm: FogChamp
LRRbot: Agent of Masks [3WB] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [2/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
theamc2000: @spades_slicc ty
Dandinstorm12: I used to play that card all the time
LRRbot: Flying Crane Technique [3URW] | Instant | Untap all creatures you control. They gain flying and double strike until end of turn.
Dandinstorm12: jesus
MurphEP: Oh nooooo
lackingsanity: oh boyyyyy
Dandinstorm12: seems fair
matthaus_c: OH MY GOD
grgriffin3: Oh snap!
koodooman: wooooow
DeM0nFiRe: oof
hey_kelvin: hahahahhahaa
noa2828: Planewide Celebration is the afterparty/orgy
YeetTheRich_: CAW CAW
goombalax: TRY MY STANCE
Spades_Slicc: Flying Goblin Technique
TehAmelie: unexpected!
until_may: I mean why not?
FacelessManAboutTown: The winningest card in Khans limited
DigitalSeahorse: oof
saucemaster5000: What did you feed those cranes????
Dandinstorm12: Didn't cast empty the pit first
grgriffin3: It's no Flying Corpse Technique, but it's up there!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
Dandinstorm12: 0/10
AugmentingPath: For more on this card, look up "flying corpse technique" on youtube
twitch_xeo: Everybody went Gob-fu fighti-ing~
Lordofironstorm: I remember the Flyig Corpse Technique
noa2828: Goblin Clobberin
dpj2009: 90s whole grain footage KEKW
Spades_Slicc: @AugmentingPath Note, you will need 3 hours
thraximore: My first Magic deck was the Rakdos theme deck. Lyzolda <3
MurphEP: Oh that's an awesome idea
AugmentingPath: @AugmentingPath Or 90 minutes, if you don't think it's good enough to watch at 1x speed
airylan: !card jitte
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one β€” / β€’ Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / β€’ Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn. / β€’ You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
matthaus_c: Jitte good? X to Doubt
tehfewl: jitte was in the rats deck
Dandinstorm12: I'm in
BrowneePoints: FCT is my third fave card from that set besides Savage Knuckleblade and Jeskai Ascendancy
BrowneePoints: yea the rat precon was cross
crono3453: The rats deck, with also Ink-Eyes, right?
BrowneePoints: gross*
BrowneePoints: yea ink eyes and Jitte
ShifuDaxiongmao: the precon nicknamed "always sold out"
Dandinstorm12: Look out he has a sword! You idiot we all have swords!
thraximore: holy shit ink-eyes AND Jitte? god i wish I'd bought that one as a kid and not the Soulshift one
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyGun katesGun play or draw!
noa2828: Rat with Knife is somebody's exact fursona
LRRbot: Thoughtpicker Witch [B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library, then exile one of them.
Dandinstorm12: yeah
Fruan: Carmen Handy is also much better at Magic than the average player.
BrowneePoints: Rat with knife is a lot of people's fursona's
noisyblizzard: My first deck was kjeldoran cunning
Dandinstorm12: swamp? love that card
matthaus_c: actually choosing to be on the draw as Rakdos against Phoenix in Pioneer these days
LRRbot: Despise [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature or planeswalker card from it. That player discards that card.
Spades_Slicc: @unarmedoracle does thoughtpicker witch get into aristocrats? Kappa
BrowneePoints: Double Pillory!
noa2828: @BrowneePoints I mean... Those rat tokens in NEO were kinda hot
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
BrowneePoints: screw the rat tokens from Neo
Dandinstorm12: craig? Why are you here
WiJohn: !pillory
Fruan: Pillow of the sleepless.
LRRbot: Shrieking Grotesque [2W] | Creature β€” Gargoyle [2/1] | Flying / When Shrieking Grotesque enters the battlefield, if {B} was spent to cast it, target player discards a card.
BrowneePoints: have you SEEN Okiba Gang Shinobi?
LRRbot: Jeskai Elder [1U] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/2] | Prowess / Whenever Jeskai Elder deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
TehAmelie: forewarned is seldom forearmed
Gekyouryuu: I like how it's named Grotesque but still creature type gargoyle
noa2828: @BrowneePoints Look the point is we'd all fuck the rats
LRRbot: Hissing Miasma [1BB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you, its controller loses 1 life.
Spades_Slicc: I once duressed someone only to see they had their whole playset of duress in hand
WiJohn: Why is it hissing?!
BrowneePoints: we Nezumight date them, but we Nezumwill spend an evening with one
LRRbot: Blind Hunter [2WB] | Creature β€” Bat [2/2] | Flying / Haunt / When Blind Hunter enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
dumbo3k: @Spades_Slicc do you just concede at that point?
Dandinstorm12: Biff
Dandinstorm12: Crash
LRRbot: Winterflame [1UR] | Instant | Choose one or both β€” / β€’ Tap target creature. / β€’ Winterflame deals 2 damage to target creature.
DigitalSeahorse: katesPosh Poggifers katesBusiness
Juliamon: BrowneePoints *Nezumust
Spades_Slicc: @dumbo3k I never concede just because sometimes your opponent misplays so hard
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon dinger
devilcultivator: this takes me back alex's cards here are some of the first i ever played.
BrowneePoints: did you both become Soos?
LRRbot: High Sentinels of Arashin [3W] | Creature β€” Bird Soldier [3/4] | Flying / High Sentinels of Arashin gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {3}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHmm
TehAmelie: Winterflame, wasn't that the name of the supervillain with cocaine powers?
BrowneePoints: Snowflame
LRRbot: Thoughtpicker Witch [B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library, then exile one of them.
Dandinstorm12: pickin' and grinin'
TehAmelie: p. close
LRRbot: Master the Way [3UR] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Master the Way deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand.
neisan2112: !card hissing miasma
LRRbot: Hissing Miasma [1BB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you, its controller loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
WiJohn: Ooh now that's some magic!
LRRbot: Tranquil Cove | Land | Tranquil Cove enters the battlefield tapped. / When Tranquil Cove enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
twitch_xeo: Alex totally gonna win by decking
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Nosepicking Witch never gets as much respect as the Thoughtpicking Witch
grgriffin3: Wheeler sure is doing something over there
LRRbot: Narset, Enlightened Master [3URW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Monk [3/2] | First strike, hexproof / Whenever Narset, Enlightened Master attacks, exile the top four cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast noncreature spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.
YeetTheRich_: yooo
thraximore: oh dear
MegaDosX: Well.
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TehAmelie: Nitpicking Witch is the worst, though
MurphEP: bruh
thraximore: that is a lot
BrowneePoints: so chat
Dandinstorm12: seems fair
Sogheim: I am shocked at how balanced these decks are against each other--wait, no, there's a Narset
freshmaker__: oof
BrowneePoints: she's one of THE most powerful Commanders in the format
BrowneePoints: to this DAY
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LRRbot: Poisonbelly Ogre [4B] | Creature β€” Ogre Warrior [3/3] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, its controller loses 1 life.
MegaDosX: At the very least Wheeler's deck isn't going to be ripping Time Warps and Expropriates off the top
AugmentingPath: Poisonbelly ogre is to keep Wheeler from winning with Kiki Jiki
twitch_xeo: that Narset is so very why
twitch_xeo: did Wheeler gain enough by now that he'd be dead without all the taplands?
dumbo3k: @twitch_xeo not quite, but getting close
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeck muahahah
Jomby90: where's cam to do his narcet voice?
MegaDosX: There's a FNPF from a bit ago where they did commander with classes in the command zone as well, and Ben did Narset with Monk Class, and game one of it really showed how powerful Narset is
BrowneePoints: Yep. if you sit down to a commander game and someone pulls out Narset, 9/10 times you're gonna have a bad time
noa2828: Suwuift Wadew Cwiffs :3
BrowneePoints: also Miasma trigger right?
BrowneePoints: !card hissing miasma
LRRbot: Hissing Miasma [1BB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you, its controller loses 1 life.
AttackCowboy: That sure seems like Limited Narset hit
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
AugmentingPath: hmm, free mindswipe is not the greatest
AugmentingPath: !card mindswipe
LRRbot: Mindswipe [XUR] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. Mindswipe deals X damage to that spell's controller.
LRRbot: Blind Hunter [2WB] | Creature β€” Bat [2/2] | Flying / Haunt / When Blind Hunter enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
BrowneePoints: I only remember cuz I have Hissing Miasma in my Isshin budget EDH deck
LRRbot: Deflecting Palm [RW] | Instant | The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source's controller.
BrowneePoints: Do you know how gross Hissing Miasma and Revenge of Ravens is with Isshin Chat?
frank_the_great: Deflecting Palm is one of my favorite cards in Magic. Probably my favorite instant
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
maxthefourth: !card isshin
LRRbot: Isshin, Two Heavens as One [RWB] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Samurai [3/4] | If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
devilcultivator: @chat is haunt still considered bad and confusing?
AttackCowboy: Absolutely love casting Dig
ghizmou: forgot dtt is instant
neisan2112: Khans was when I started
raulghoulia: @BrowneePoints oo very much so. I turned mine into a goblins deck and still made room for them
thraximore: Delve: good mechanic design
MrTulip: haunt's a reader
AugmentingPath: Yep, turns out Wheeler's deck is not Modern legal
matthaus_c: @neisan2112 same. we're coming up on a decade of playing this game NotLikeThis
AttackCowboy: I love Delve. It definitely has gotten deserved bans but I love playing with it
BrowneePoints: I like haunt
neisan2112: @neisan2112 benginOh benginHeck
noisyblizzard: If you get mindswiped for x = 0 can you choose to not pay 0 and let your thing get countered?
Dandinstorm12: the lands continue to burn Paul
BrowneePoints: I'd love a "cleaner" version of Haunt
AugmentingPath: noisyblizzard I believe so, yeah
Spades_Slicc: @noisyblizzard Yes ?
noa2828: It becomes mommy issues?
JohnPraw: It just reminds you of the minor cringey things you did in middle school.
AugmentingPath: mostly only matters if you're mindslavered, though @noisyblizzard
Mazrae: I'm trying to remember what set I got into all I can remember it was the first part of the set that had a bunch of Greek myth creatures
twitch_xeo: When you cast a non-creature spell, this creature prances.
BrowneePoints: Theros? @Mazrae
Fruan: I think that if Haunt was a die trigger and then another die trigger, instead of being an ETB and then a die trigger, it would be a way more popular ability.
aliencheese2: what format is this?
LRRbot: End Hostilities [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures and all permanents attached to creatures.
YeetTheRich_: it's so wild that wheler is on 7 lands with 1 basic
noa2828: Keyword: Tautology: This creature gets a Tautology counter
AugmentingPath: aliencheese2 Ravnica precon vs Box of Khans of Tarkir sealed
Dandinstorm12: nice
LRRbot: Blind Hunter [2WB] | Creature β€” Bat [2/2] | Flying / Haunt / When Blind Hunter enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Paranundrox: @Fruan the fact that they go into exile and don't come back also sucks
Mazrae: yes thank you I was thinking it was like that but for some reason I was thinking Thenos lol @browneepoints
BrowneePoints: Blind Hunter is STILL a good card
BrowneePoints: to THIS DAY
Paranundrox: @Fruan like if they returned to your GY at the end that would also help
Dandinstorm12: everytime
Fruan: @Fruan True.
karlmartin001: Didn't Wheeler say this is the "Worst box of Khans he has ever seen"? Looks like a pretty good box to me :D
BrowneePoints: @Paranundrox I think a "Haunted Token" might work
noa2828: They negotiate like Ferengi
goombalax: !card Merciless Eviction
LRRbot: Merciless Eviction [4WB] | Sorcery | Choose one β€” / β€’ Exile all artifacts. / β€’ Exile all creatures. / β€’ Exile all enchantments. / β€’ Exile all planeswalkers.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST ssandGHOST ssandGHOST 3 bat spoops of xmas?
ford_prefect1789: Teething through time should be a thing
Spades_Slicc: Absolute best deal I can do: you get killed by some bats
BrowneePoints: Khans boxes are usually PRETTY juicy
noa2828: mid?
matthaus_c: oof
Dandinstorm12: how many fetches though
goombalax: Ugin's nexus is my favorite artifact
Dandinstorm12: damn
Paranundrox: Spine is sick though
noa2828: Khans of Mid-tier
MurphEP: Calling Maro
Jomby90: wait so what's the format here, I arrived late...
Spades_Slicc: Spine of Ish sah is my favorite artifact
nic_nax96: Hey that Nexus is almost 2$ USD
BrowneePoints: My box of Mirrodin Besieged my first pack was a foil Sword of Feast and Famine and BEST luck of my life
laundreydhull: boxes are fair!? or were!?
neisan2112: The fetches fell out in his closet
Dandinstorm12: Graham def swapped the fetches for nexue's
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
nymistrya: Spine combos so well with trading post how could it not be good!?
thraximore: When I was a kid I opened maybe half a dozen packs of Zendikar (OG). I opened *three* Kazuul Warlords umbral4Suffer
Gascitygaming: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Viscounty of Value!
Paranundrox: @BrowneePoints first two packs I ever purchased had Emrakul and Kozilek
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
Nefarious_Ned: A 2 dollar coffee?! Where?
Dandinstorm12: nooooo
Ivalenz_: Kard Cingdom
LRRbot: Castigate [WB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card.
Spades_Slicc: First pack I ever opened, the pack that came with the starter deck I shared with my brother, had an off color mythic
noa2828: Every Tormenting Voice art is a different experience with overstimulation I've had
BrowneePoints: @Paranundrox OH yea. Rise came out my senior year. I got a Fat Pack for my birthday, I pulled all 3 titans in it and could not believe my luck. (and then they all got stolen my freshman year of college)
aliencheese2: khans is my favourite tormenting voice art
MurphEP: Damn.
MoaiGangsta: battle memaw
LRRbot: Martyred Rusalka [W] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | {W}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature can't attack this turn.
DigitalSeahorse: katesOld
Dandinstorm12: it's $2.75
LRRbot: Mourning Thrull [1{W/B}] | Creature β€” Thrull [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Mourning Thrull deals damage, you gain that much life.
TemporallyAwry: !quote Molly
LRRbot: Quote #3820: "It's like walking mouth-first into a Yankee Candle store" β€”Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
BrowneePoints: Kathleen: All the wonderful parts of a Matron Crone with none of the Anti-Semitism
sporkraptor: I want to make some kind of joke about "Romancing the Crone" but I can't think of one
Jinkleman: whats the format? im late
noa2828: Martyred Rusalka? Damn, remember that the Rakdos are seriously fucked up and not just "Lol Memes"?
Spades_Slicc: and therefore stacks with lifelink
theamc2000: And can stack
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
twitch_xeo: Wheeler have you considered therapy for all these voices you hear
Spades_Slicc: @Jinkleman khans construclimited vs guildpact promodeck
Spades_Slicc: intro deck?
Jinkleman: ah, i should have known. thanks
Dandinstorm12: it was Alex!
BrowneePoints: @Jinkleman the correct answer is "yes"
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
LRRbot: Pillory of the Sleepless [1WB] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."
YeetTheRich_: wheelerDroopy
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Dandinstorm12: wait
BrowneePoints: cuz those sleeves are sweet
DigitalSeahorse: sounds like a good prof
BrowneePoints: I've heard it's always Akroma
Dandinstorm12: chromeshell crab
Spades_Slicc: Could be a 2/2 that makes 3 1/1s
karlmartin001: !card Willbender
LRRbot: Willbender [1U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/2] | Morph {1}{U} / When Willbender is turned face up, change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
noa2828: What's trickling down is hot piss
Fruan: The thing about Horse and Sparrow is that the sparrows are supposed to EAT SHIT
MegaDosX: !card chrome shell crab
LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature β€” Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} / When Chromeshell Crab is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Orzhova, the Church of Deals | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}{W}{B}, {T}: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Agent of Masks [3WB] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [2/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
A_Dub888: It could be a boat!
LRRbot: Murderous Cut [4B] | Instant | Delve / Destroy target creature.
Gascitygaming: is that the one that is a 3 drop now?
until_may: this deck was so fun when it came out
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LRRbot: Mindswipe [XUR] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. Mindswipe deals X damage to that spell's controller.
Radyin: I miss Space Ghost Coast to Coast. cutcutcutcutcut
Dandinstorm12: gettem
neisan2112: YEEEEEE
Spades_Slicc: Worse syncopate
Haroldholmes25: mind swiped
until_may: one of my old spec cards haha
DaMullet14: Oh you take the 3 regardless
DaMullet14: The 3 is not contingent on you not paying
noa2828: Worse Ionoze
DaMullet14: Love mindswipe
LRRbot: Mantis Rider [URW] | Creature β€” Human Monk [3/3] | Flying, vigilance, haste
koodooman: yes!
matthaus_c: YOU HAVE BUTCHER AND RIDER??
neisan2112: Ohhhhh boy
aliencheese2: cacaw
BrowneePoints: MAn-TIS ridEEEER *to the tune of Paperback Rider*
matthaus_c: AND you opened a Rhino???
LRRbot: Seeker of the Way [1W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/2] | Prowess / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Seeker of the Way gains lifelink until end of turn.
IgnisVeritas13: What format are we playing?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyAww katesWot
BrowneePoints: @IgnisVeritas13 yes
LRRbot: Pillory of the Sleepless [1WB] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."
Spades_Slicc: @IgnisVeritas13 Kahns construclimited vs guildpact promo/intro (?) deck
LRRbot: Orzhov Euthanist [2B] | Creature β€” Human Assassin [2/2] | Haunt / When Orzhov Euthanist enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
thraximore: oh hey, Bruce Willis
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyEmpty vicksyEmpty vicksyEmpty no be mean
Dandinstorm12: joeks
Paranundrox: Haunt honks but all the drain is very Orzhov
LRRbot: Despise [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature or planeswalker card from it. That player discards that card.
DigitalSeahorse: katesNotes
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Ponyback Brigade [3RWB] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | When Ponyback Brigade enters the battlefield or is turned face up, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Morph {2}{R}{W}{B}
aliencheese2: are you kidding? id play dig as 2 mana exile 6 cards from your graveyard
aliencheese2: who needs to resolve it
polluxr: hey chat, have yall told them that Wheeler's camspace is bleeding through the frame? I know Wheeler can't be contained, but...
LRRbot: Arc Lightning [2R] | Sorcery | Arc Lightning deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
Paranundrox: the Euthanist is very good on blockers with the haunt
saucemaster5000: Who isn't a professional who brings up Santa cucking Dad?
LRRbot: Jeskai Charm [URW] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Put target creature on top of its owner's library. / β€’ Jeskai Charm deals 4 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. / β€’ Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
polluxr: aaand fixed, thx <3
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut voxlunNut voxlunNut
LoadingReadyRun: @polluxr lrrPAUL lrrAWESOME
polluxr: paul! <3
twitch_xeo: Can lander?
BrowneePoints: It's wild how Blind Hunter is still a very real Magic card even now in 2022
dpj2009: ggbLemonB ggbLemonB
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy real fast like to Lone Ranger music
chonkski: So does anyone’s decks contain generous gift fromMH1?
LRRbot: Mystic Monastery | Land | Mystic Monastery enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.
matthaus_c: Loxo-John
ford_prefect1789: I have loved all this
LRRbot: Castigate [WB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile that card.
BrowneePoints: Didn't Loxo-john say turn down for *Elephant trumpeting*
Dandinstorm12: get it out
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DoodlestheGreat: White Lots-o-luck
LRRbot: Jeskai Elder [1U] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/2] | Prowess / Whenever Jeskai Elder deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
noa2828: Loxo-Jon's Pizza is just Kathleen's worldbuilding for another Ravnica DND game
Dandinstorm12: Progress
twitch_xeo: Alex apparently became a Land Lord
Dandinstorm12: poggers, same thing
matthaus_c: in the name of pogress
brat_the_wurst: in the name of pogress
matthaus_c: jinx
noa2828: In the name of "fuck it lmao"
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
brat_the_wurst: same hat
Dandinstorm12: Which pise?
LRRbot: Infectious Host [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie [1/1] | When Infectious Host dies, target player loses 2 life.
BrowneePoints: Kathleen, can you make a Loxodon musician named Loxo-John on Ravnica whose #1 song is "Turn Down for Kumquat?" @LoadingReadyRun
Dandinstorm12: Oh Dis-pise
DigitalSeahorse: katesPosh Poggers the Pognificent Poggifer
LRRbot: Mantis Rider [URW] | Creature β€” Human Monk [3/3] | Flying, vigilance, haste
YeetTheRich_: in the 'full box sealed' format is there a set with better fixing than khans?
YeetTheRich_: new capenna maybe?
laundreydhull: lrrCAMERON 's would be Mantis Rider!!
Spades_Slicc: @YeetTheRich_ alpah
Paranundrox: @YeetTheRich_ Beta /s
Dandinstorm12: maybe Alara reborn
YeetTheRich_: lmao
Spades_Slicc: alpha
LRRbot: Zurgo Helmsmasher [2RWB] | Legendary Creature β€” Orc Warrior [7/2] | Haste / Zurgo Helmsmasher attacks each combat if able. / Zurgo Helmsmasher has indestructible as long as it's your turn. / Whenever a creature dealt damage by Zurgo Helmsmasher this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Zurgo Helmsmasher.
thraximore: lrrWOW
Mattmitchell45: Disssssmal baaaaaackwaaater, Player gains one liffffe
Dandinstorm12: honk honk
MegaDosX: This game might be over quickly
DigitalSeahorse: lemme smash vicksyDed
LRRbot: Shrieking Grotesque [2W] | Creature β€” Gargoyle [2/1] | Flying / When Shrieking Grotesque enters the battlefield, if {B} was spent to cast it, target player discards a card.
Dandinstorm12: mantis coming in hot
BrowneePoints: There's a Reason Zurgo got made Ghazkgull in the secret lair
matthaus_c: europe knows what it did
LRRbot: Winterflame [1UR] | Instant | Choose one or both β€” / β€’ Tap target creature. / β€’ Winterflame deals 2 damage to target creature.
Dandinstorm12: dead
saucemaster5000: you know what yeah fuck all of europe
YeetTheRich_: i mean you asked for a fast game
JohnPraw: fun games
Dandinstorm12: Did you know Mantis Rider is a human
Paranundrox: Zurgo Good
kynelwynn: Mantis Rider into Zurgo
MegaDosX: Zurgo also hits like a bus it turns out
BrowneePoints: Mantis Rider and Savage Knuckleblade
saucemaster5000: (Europe is lovely, expect my apology video)
Dandinstorm12: uh
AugmentingPath: 3 power, 3 mana, fair card
Paranundrox: stone cold classic
BrowneePoints: 3 mana cards that shouldn't be 3 mana
Spades_Slicc: 3/3 for 3. meets vanilla test not broken Kappa
matthaus_c: the worst box of Khans this man has ever seen has Rider, Butcher and Rhino
Dandinstorm12: taste it Baltimore
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLUL
Spades_Slicc: @matthaus_c but you cannot play rhino
kynelwynn: @matthaus_c and Dig and multiple Treasure Cruise
circusofkirkus: lrrWOW
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matthaus_c: break out the spreadsheets
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DigitalSeahorse: katesJam katesPride vicksyPride vicksyParty
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