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Fruan: !next
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Nigouki: !toot
LRRbot: The ol' raspberry!
Electrodyne: hi internet friends
DeM0nFiRe: !secret
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Calaban161: Hello all
Fruan: Hello!
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote hoping
LRRbot: Quote #4111: "I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff" —isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
Spades_Slicc: dang lrrbot, same
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all.
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
Calaban161: Is that quote spelt wrong
Spades_Slicc: I'm betting isochronic misspelled
El_Funko: I believe it's quoted accurately
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
Calaban161: yuo or you?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIG lrrSIG
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
Radyin: Fancy!
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RandomTrivia: Uh....
Sorator13: lrrSIG
Dog_of_Myth: New background who dis?
Spades_Slicc: Who's ready for the grim darkness of the far future
princess_intell: guess what arrived in the mail today!!!!!
CAKHost: This is new
RandomTrivia: Interesting scene compositoin :D
Spades_Slicc: @princess_intell iocain powder
RandomTrivia: *composition
SocraticMethod: THICC Serge
Sorator13: soccer-mom
Sorator13: love it
princess_intell: my DB2022 poster!!!!!
RandomTrivia: @princess_intell lrrHORN
CAKHost: \o/
Sorator13: @princess_intell hooray!!
El_Funko: Now how thicc is this Serge, exactly
princess_intell: i've just been staring at it for the last 15 minutes
Dog_of_Myth: You know, That's a pretty good look for 40k.
MWGNZ: elfunkSup elfunkPopcorn
CAKHost: What adventures are we going on?
princess_intell: it's now on my wall, right above my bed
RandomTrivia: Interesting that we can see the "Going Online" but not the countdown...
Spades_Slicc: I wish I could see thicc serge from adbreak jail
RandomTrivia: Maybe that's behind the gameplay source
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:25.
PharaohBender27: Huh, this is a new way to do an intro . . .
princess_intell: the first thing i saw was mikey pogging, ngl
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on CROSSING THE STREAMS, it’s the grim darkness etc etc as @BengineeringTV, @UnarmedOracle, @sergeyager, and @Graham_LRR venture into Warhammer 40,000: DARKTIDE! | 📷 ||
TheWriterAleph: running around ironforge
DaxStrife: Welcome to WarCross the DarkStream.
CaptainSpam: Oh boy oh boy does that darkness look grim!
Dog_of_Myth: @PharaohBender27 Kinda of digging it to be honest
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Fruan: Time to punch a heresy!
saucemaster5000: @TheWriterAleph at the speed of sound, got places to go gotta follow the rainbow!
PharaohBender27: @Dog_of_Myth It does feel cinematic
ArdCollider: in the grim future of crossing the streams there is no preroll countdown
korvys: So, presumably "Thicc-Serge" is Serge, Agatha is G, Soccer-Mom is Ben, and the one with a real name is, as usual, Cameron.
Calaban161: I like the name Soccer Mom
princess_intell: how weird is it that i only know 40k through memes
RandomTrivia: It's almost too busy in the background, but it kinda works
ThingsOnMyStream: In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only running laps
RandomTrivia: @ThingsOnMyStream The horror!
serramarkov: I was just going to ask if Agatha was the fisty one...
Dog_of_Myth: @ThingsOnMyStream Cardio for the Gym Gods
KilrenKrae: so hows everyone doing?
PharaohBender27: In the grim darkness of the future, there is only running around in metal hallways while organ music plays
kusinohki: this is the weirdest maple cam going online screen yet...
princess_intell: i just got my db2022 poster, so i'm just find and dandy
SocraticMethod: 100% soccer mom
princess_intell: how many heretics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
kusinohki: a little jellous...
SocraticMethod: It's uncanny
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Fanklok: Blood for the Emperor skulls for the Golden Throne
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tehfewl: hammer that War
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Alas_Babylon: In the grim darkness of the 40th month, there is only LRR.
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RealGamerCow: is that person just doing laps?
ThingsOnMyStream: just because we are in the dystopian future, doesn't mean we can't have nice hair
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162 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
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PharaohBender27: The half year! Kappa
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AllTheWeasels: wheelerGre wheelerT
NonjaBiru: Somebody has the zoomies
YeetTheRich_: wheelerOok wheelerOok
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrSHINE Hello Rodeo!
princess_intell: @ThingsOnMyStream i'm pretty sure that's the entire aesthetic thesis of warhammer
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
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chrisrd19: This looks like a fun Warhammer Forty Thousand game.
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shurtal: no ogrynn? no go-grynn
saucemaster5000: I wonder how much it pays to be a barber in 40k
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes
CaffeinatedLemur subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 108 months!
CaffeinatedLemur: 108 necrons say hello
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thraximore: wheelerY wheelerH
thraximore: wheelerMuldcb
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 I suspect either very well or very poorly
McGurganatorZX: @saucemaster5000 not enough, likely
thraximore: umbraJAM
Dog_of_Myth: YES
korvys: :O
RandomTrivia: benginLul
satyropodobny: four ogryn squad, bus filled with just good lads and big vibes
AllTheWeasels: LUL lrrBEN
ladylinzington: yesss
TheWriterAleph: Benhammer 40K
saucemaster5000: ohai
El_Funko: A+
FacelessManAboutTown: LUL
BusTed: benginHey
Sorator13: :D
Orxolon: hi
thraximore: umbraSmile
DiscordianTokkan: Only Friendship!
princess_intell: 10/10 intro, very nice
Nigouki: Cool house!
Mr_Horrible: in the grim darkness of the far future, there is war, and LRR
TheWriterAleph: it's me, i'm the silly bucket
Alas_Babylon: mfw streamer calls me an bucket ;-;
korvys: It's pronouced bouquet
Mr_Horrible: dude tell me about it
saucemaster5000: that's clearly a grrenscreen of Ben's room
kerbalized_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
kerbalized_: huzzah!
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RealGamerCow: jealous
Kramburger: Oh a most amusing Jape streamer
Mr_Horrible: I'm so mad
jessicaengle: Silly bucket has been called
LinearGif: How snowy is it!
WowoT: its so snowy its snowy!
Sorator13: how angry is Adam about that?
princess_intell: yeah james said 20cm this morning
dabudder: lets go war those hammers!
TemporallyAwry: #BlameJames he's the one that asked for a white-christmas
korvys: Well, "snowing down"
McGurganatorZX: heresy
TheWriterAleph: Ben's cam quality is off the chain
Dog_of_Myth: We're getting that later in the week and then the bitter cold.
kusinohki: this is not my ugly office...
lamina5432: adam must be really happy
CaptainSpam: In the grim darkness of a kajillion years, there is only whoa.
Juliamon: So is it raining or snowing?
DiscordianTokkan: Blizzards in areas that don't have Snow Infrastructure are NO JOKE
shurtal: well, no snow plows, right?
serramarkov: Keep your danger noodles warm!
thraximore: precipitating
RockPusher: potion19Cozy potion19Cozy potion19Cozy
BusTed: 😬
Fanklok: Free cocaine covering the streets?
RandomTrivia: Pffft
KaleidoscopeMind: snaying in snide
RandomTrivia: benginFine
jessicaengle: You know, snow raining down from the sky, like snow does
princess_intell: on fire, all the time
saucemaster5000: It's warmer
Mr_Horrible: Tyrannids >>>> snow
YeetTheRich_: no snow when everything is on fire
thraximore: it only rains *blood* there
kerbalized_: never snows in 40k, it's definitely canon
Calaban161: Zombie Robots?
Kramburger: Intro SNACE
jessicaengle: lrrFINE
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a Russian nesting doll of voting
Alas_Babylon: hail the Emperor and all that jazz
YawnLance: Everyone is friends because the people that aren't friends are dead :)
objectivefailure: The 40k universe is famous for it's optimistic outlook on the future.
dabudder: I like the idea of a 40k universe that is the opposite of the 40k universe
KaleidoscopeMind: lrrFINE
ThingsOnMyStream: The the Grim Darkness of the Future, everything is Hunkydory
TheWriterAleph: it's dangerous to go alone, i've heard that
Haroldholmes25: oh hell yeah
LinearGif: That's a lot of kangaroos
korvys: "No snow in the 40k universe" *Space Wolves have entered the chat*
dabudder: like it has the same characters with the completely opposite tone
saucemaster5000: Remember to thank Yust
kirbytronic: @dabudder I think that's just Star Trek
frogomb: Warhammer fout hundred hundred
EricTheOrange: Me'st?
JarofGoats: We'st have caused this
jessicaengle: We'st?
Ferisar: pattyreon dot com
Dog_of_Myth: Cool Technology
RandomTrivia: Oh THERE'S the timer!
SerGarretCameron: Can I have your snow pls? it did a micro flutter tease, and would like to have significantly more, because I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
princess_intell: @dabudder so an 04k universe where everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness
BusTed: Hey there little timer buddy.
kusinohki: Originally, the game was called "PeaceSaw", but it didn't sell very well...
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Ferisar: sick timer
KaleidoscopeMind: 5 minutes to finish the intro
thraximore: PrideLaugh
TemporallyAwry: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' Timey
saucemaster5000: oh god, what happens at the end of timer
korvys: !patreon
mowdownjoe: playfr3Honk playfr3Honk playfr3Honk
LRRbot: 2662 patrons for a total of $20,979.82 per month.
SergeYager: cool timer, lol
TheWooglie: #prostreamer
SocraticMethod: Because
Kramburger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 101 months!
Kramburger: What's up Youtube? You're looking good today
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EvilBadman: instructions unclerben links a SPICY Patreon
PharaohBender27: We thought you were being *cinematic*
raulghoulia: ominous
RandomTrivia: Ben, are you aware of what the Going Online screen looked like? :D
jessicaengle: Gamer
thraximore: HahaThisisfine
Fruan: Cool technology!
princess_intell: we did this!
RandomTrivia: @ladylinzington benginLul
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EscherichiaCole: Hi chat, I hope we're all not committing heresy in here
SergeYager: yo ty!
CaptainSpam: Hmm... yep, that thar looks like a lot of snow in the Victoria area.
jessicaengle: LRR stands for quality. Truth!
Nigouki: buy the circular polycarbonate coasters!
Kramburger: Do it for the Beej
dabudder: @dabudder @princess_intell basically I want the tyrinids as house pets and the chaos gods as like... weird uncles
PharaohBender27: D:
RandomTrivia: Oh no
BusTed: Reasonable.
Dog_of_Myth: Big Mood
Ferisar: rip
thraximore: uh oh
RockPusher: Unfoot your sit, Ben!
jessicaengle: Oh, the needles!
TheWriterAleph: sounds like there's already a lot goin on over there
saucemaster5000: don't show foot
Laserbeaks_Fury: Getting up also requires pants
Ferisar: buy shirt to free ben
Sorator13: You should stop sitting on your foot
Masslost: at least ben has pants on i think
CAKHost: F Ben's food
PharaohBender27: You're going to need to release that foot at SOME point, though
TemporallyAwry: #PostureCheck LuvOops
CAKHost: *foot
Alas_Babylon: Not be there?
kerbalized_: time to start shopping for a cool pegleg
Seth_Erickson: the alternative is the blood doesn't return to your foot and you lose it so that's a trade off you may need to be willing to make
AllTheWeasels: "Die"
ThingsOnMyStream: time to amputate, no other solution
princess_intell: not be a heretic!
RandomTrivia: The new shirt is good enough to wear at 1x speed lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: Tell us your favourite Heratic
bobokiddo: space dwarves
SocraticMethod: Because it's a timer, Ben. It refreshes every second it's on screen and rewrites the text field because that's how it's coded
EscherichiaCole: It's def to praise the Emperor, yep, def no heresy here
Mr_Horrible: Papa Chop is here for everyone
TheWriterAleph: eyyyy
RockPusher: The sooner you stop sitting on it, the sooner whatever happens gets over and done with
DiscordianTokkan: eyyyy
AllTheWeasels: Oh ho ho!
jessicaengle: Ben's got feet on the brain
BusTed: :)
Mr_Horrible: 2/10
korvys: *crickets*
kirbytronic: Coming to the next season of Riverdale
LinearGif: I like to stop at the duty-free shop
dabudder: stream ends immedietly
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to ThingsOnMyStream! They have given 1155 Gift Subs in the channel!
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princess_intell: you're such a comedian ben ulmer
CaptainSpam: No, no you should not say. Kappa
RandomTrivia: Gra lrrHAM
Fanklok: Remember: Innocence proves nothing
EricTheOrange: hello thank you for having me, It's great to be here.
princess_intell: @Fanklok innocence means you're a heretic
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
AllTheWeasels: Shots fired
dabudder: @RandomTrivia im mad that this got me to laugh
TemporallyAwry: @RandomTrivia Gray-Ham? lrrHAM_BW
PharaohBender27: Shots fired!
StringCheeseRiot: how long has the stream been going?
Darleysam: "so I went to the record store today..."
RandomTrivia: @TemporallyAwry Perfect
saucemaster5000: Call me IshTurner
Ferisar: the rejects
korvys: The Bee Team?
El_Funko: rejects is correct
NightValien28: a baby loyalist
jessicaengle: Easy game for babies.
EricTheOrange: fresh faced verteran
EscherichiaCole: Oh good, guardsman usually have a high survival rate
dabudder: is this from the perspective of imperial troops?
princess_intell: remember: shoot the heretics, and also everything else
Rhynerd: Ah, a new conscript!
kusinohki: but graham is play agatha fisty which we all know is too powerful
NightValien28: EscherichiaCole define high
Fanklok: I see somehow Graham is from Catachan
WhirlwindAbyss subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
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Kramburger: How do you know when the imperial guard are in danger? Even the commissar is shooting at the enemy
princess_intell: hi erika
El_Funko: yeah team banter
Ferisar: cadia has purple eyes ye
Calaban161: They traded a Cam for a Wheeler otherwise it is the same as the EDSC that came out today
princess_intell: someone mentioned cadia, is now the time to weep and rend my guardians?
EricTheOrange: fuck you game I have purple contacts
PharaohBender27: :D
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Seth_Erickson: You hear the news about Cadia
Ferisar: this one’s for cadia
Ferisar: *misses*
They_Are_Alyx: Cadia fell before the guard did o7
plank_says subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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princess_intell: pour one out for cadia friends
Fanklok: Hi I'm from Cadia and did you know Cadia broke before the Guard?
MatthewDennisMTG: this game rules
GragSmash subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
GragSmash: hands off me you gross psyker
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TemporallyAwry: Left 4 -ty thousand ;p
EricTheOrange: OMG cadians will not shut up about their planet exploding. Like, yeah, lots of peoples planets have blown up, get over it.
princess_intell: @Fanklok *weeps and rends garmet*
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serramarkov: No, I haven't been there for years, how's Cadia this rotation?
thraximore: @StringCheeseRiot Thanks for the gift sub!
Mr_Horrible: PAPA CHOP
Ferisar: Therge
Alas_Babylon: Each hole was made for Serge
thraximore: lrrSACK
Fanklok: Wow door is a big word for an Ogryn
princess_intell: so cam is a psychic nerd?
kirbytronic: And some day Cameron will fulfill his honored roll of being the Emperor's Lunch
EricTheOrange: fisty?
spinebustertee: Agatha Spadey
PharaohBender27: Agatha!? of the Fistys!?!?!?!?
airylan: Death Korps: where having a shovel is a personality
They_Are_Alyx: Agatha Diggy?
jessieimproved: Agatha Fisty hype
Kramburger: Dig trenches in the hull
StringCheeseRiot subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
StringCheeseRiot: Agatha's Sci-Fi arc begins now
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Mr_Horrible: "This could've been melted down for 1 piece of bolter ammunition. Prove yourself worth of it."
Mr_Horrible: Amogus?
dabudder: AMOGUS
princess_intell: you don't just have a shovel, you also have elbows, knees, and fists (paraphrasing Mystery Men)
JarofGoats: Agatha Power-Fisty
kusinohki: how does one punch with a shovel?
EricTheOrange: sus
Kramburger: theblu69MEETING
Ferisar: AMOGUS
moundsofmayhem: SUS!!!!!!
jessieimproved: I love this squad already
Fanklok: Staying in cohesion is a good idea
RockPusher: Snap eject Ben
TheAinMAP: 2020Shhh
drcthulu: sus, jump into a 4
EricTheOrange: OMG what is serge?
EricTheOrange: is he some kind of mutant?
Alas_Babylon: an Ogryn
Alas_Babylon: an lorge man
dabudder: is serge an astartes
Fanklok: Ogryn are abhumans, they come from a very cold planet so they got bigger for body heat reasons
ArdCollider: those of us in the Cammune understand Cam's commitment to fashion
rosesmcgee: abhuman is the preferred nomenclatire
Loonatic93: To be fair Ogryn ARE some kind of mutant.
El_Funko: in the world term is Abhuman
TemporallyAwry: I love the "scale" Thicc brings to this crew PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: not wrong
SocraticMethod: Abhumans are stable mutations
WhirlwindAbyss: He is thicc, didnt you read the name
princess_intell: sounds like something a heretic would say
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
korvys: No, he's just from saskatchewan
El_Funko: Some of the voices are the Vermintide actors yeah
Kramburger: Adam is a mutant though, his mutant power is dramatic irony
frankywils: the Shrek we have at home
droodtheozeference subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
droodtheozeference: 37 months! That's almost a year!
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Fanklok: Wow be thinks all Scottish people sound the same
sammy6345: psyker voice lines are entertaining.
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
drcthulu: This looks like a good chat to enter. By the Emperor! Heresy everywhere
MWGNZ: "legally sanctioned mutant"
RandomTrivia: "Oh my god, Serge, you can't just *ask* someone if they're a heretic!"
dabudder: ben has THE warhammer
StringCheeseRiot: is this on Xbox?
Mr_Horrible: I don't recognize anyone as *shouts while charging* KRUUUUBERRRRR
FarleyF: come on and slam - and turn them into jam
TheWriterAleph: is it a witch?
Kramburger: That's the witch Graham, don't distur them
Rhynerd: Welcome your opponents unto the jam!
RealGamerCow: Serges character saying "Whee" is canon to me.
frameshifty subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
frameshifty: 29 months! Skulls for the Desert BUs?
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EricTheOrange: Whats an Ogryn? I thought 40K in the 40K universe the humans had killed off the earth non-humans, cuz ya know facists. Well except the orcs.
SymphonicLolita: 40K: everything is awful and everything hurts!
chrisrd19: "Ragged King"? You're not telling me there's still monarchy in the 41st millennia
princess_intell: why is the 40k universe so weirdly cathartic
sammy6345: Hit the Daemonhost Kappa
tyrsredritehand: The Emperor prototects, he doesn't comfort.
korvys: "Let me hammer you a question"
Dog_of_Myth: Yeet the Heretic
goombalax: the warhammer 40000
korvys: That dude's head exploded
SocraticMethod: Careful Ben, Cardi B will sue you if keep plagiarizing her songs Kappa
dabudder: ben sending all the heretics to horny jail
princess_intell: like, everyone's a bad guy, so i don't have to "worry" about siding with the good guys
raulghoulia: that guys head deleted itself
kirbytronic: Specifically to Serge
StringCheeseRiot: @symphoniclolita "well boys looks like we can't Ibeprohen our way out of this one"
sammy6345: That fire is certainly firendly.
Fruan: I take it those heads going pop is Cam doing his thing?
Sorator13: "careful, if you hit the exploding barrels, they explode!"
Kramburger: I want 40K to add the archetypical little grey abductor men and make them just massive space horders
RandomTrivia: That shield had far too many wounds lrrBEEJ
SymphonicLolita: @StringCheeseRiot just fix the pain with more pain to distract from the first pain [forehead point]
EricTheOrange: So whats the mobs this time. In vermentide it was scaven but their are no scaven in 40K.
drcthulu: Snerge tactics
SocraticMethod: Little low, yeah
korvys: it's smooth, but like... low
SymphonicLolita: frames a bit chonk
El_Funko: It's a little framey yeah
Marc_otato: ticc snerge?
Mr_Horrible: it's a bit chujnky
Sorator13: Little low
freshmaker__: the screen is a bit tear-y yeah
SocraticMethod: not 60
MrGibberish: Hi friends!
SerGarretCameron: frames are a smidge unreliable.
Dog_of_Myth: Slight
Mr_Horrible: *chunky even
tyrsredritehand: lil chop
ShaneLeeAtk: It is a bit wiggity
StringCheeseRiot: apply bone fractures directly to the head
PharaohBender27: It's a touch choppy
kerbalized_: slight framey
ghyllnox: Framerate'a borked
El_Funko: You can limit to 60 fps to help it
Cavemanhar: its a bit power pointy
prince_infidel: Little wiggity
Dog_of_Myth: *Slightly
RandomTrivia: Ben-cam is smooth
Loonatic93: What is Ben's character's class again?
StringCheeseRiot: can't be in pain if you can't feel it lol
EricTheOrange: I mean my potato internet can't do more than 30FPS.
Fanklok: @erictheorange Nurgle cultists and a few daemons
udwstorm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
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SocraticMethod: Got some screen tearing too
sammy6345: With how intense the game is I wouldn't be surprised if it drops at times.
El_Funko: Frame limit or DLSS often helps
Marc_otato: just got here
Dog_of_Myth: @Loonatic93 Zealot I think
Marc_otato: this game looks siiiick
Sorator13: @Marc_otato we have been told it is "40k left for dead"
korvys: About the same?
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Loonatic93: @Dog_of_Myth Thank you! It was the only one I could remember.
Sorator13: That may be a bit better
RockPusher: sergeScience
SerGarretCameron: better. not great, but better.
El_Funko: That seems better
Kramburger: God, the xray shilloute really brings out Serges lowbrow
keyforgealchemist: science? or for warp science?
neisan2112: Shoot, I forgot what time it was. Glad I got here pretty early
SymphonicLolita: when there's a lot going on it slows down
Dog_of_Myth: Better
chonkski: Did we collect all 40,000 Warhammers?
Darleysam: yeah, ben's is scottish, g's is irish
goombalax: 1 is happensance, 2 is coincidence, 3 is enemy action
SymphonicLolita: rat king rat king rat king
neisan2112: Wait wut?!
tyrsredritehand: A sick toxic rat
SocraticMethod: Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern Kappa
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korvys: Karumonix, the Rat King
goombalax: Ok, Poxburstur
DeM0nFiRe: ok poxburster
Kramburger: Otaku jeff secret lair incomming
HadesLeprechaun: actually more like just mobile grenades
El_Funko: Yeah seems good now
Sorator13: It's definitely better
prince_infidel: Yeah better
HadesLeprechaun: boomers didn't do much damage but summoned enemies, poxbursters just explode for damage
Underhaul: Ben better be killing some 40k things.... I know this game, I promise?
Sorator13: yeah, maybe... maybe don't charge towards the guy twice your size moving at a nice 30mph towards youy
drcthulu: horde
graal_smith: Sorry, who's the soccer mom?
SocraticMethod: Ben
Sorator13: @graal_smith that is Ben
drcthulu: they're coming for the trowel
Marc_otato: I like how the hammer just bounce off their heads
GMBPepper: Good Morning
SocraticMethod: Essel is Cam, Agatha is Graham
Sorator13: Soccer-Mom is Ben, Agatha is Graham, Thicc-Serge is Serge, and Essel is Cam
HadesLeprechaun: oh, they dead
Gascitygaming: run
GMBPepper: oh mistakes
PharaohBender27: O_o
dmark312: F
goombalax: daemonhost
control_rig: Oh Daemonhost, fun
El_Funko: this is a 40k witch
Fanklok: welp GL
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
sammy6345: Who pissed it off lmao
JarofGoats: Oh no, these are the witch equivalents
DiscordianTokkan: DPS Check time
WowoT: graham hit it with your shovel!
saucemaster5000: Oh it's Matt Daemonhost
CuriousCurmudgeon: Hearing soccer mom let out her war cries is great
SocraticMethod: Thicc-Serge is suprise guest whose identity will be revealed later
control_rig: Cherubael is pissed
WhirlwindAbyss: So what is the Witch equivalent
lackingsanity: oh, thats a 'don't wake it up' type of thing
HadesLeprechaun: Daemonhost is a Witch
AllTheWeasels: The stages of tanking
Gascitygaming: @WhirlwindAbyss that lol
Daisyg1313: 😂😂😂
goombalax: the good news is that it leaves before it wipes the whole party
Daisyg1313: The host 😂😂
drcthulu: It appears to be force choking you
dabudder: bonk, bonk bonk
CanPlayGames: Did Ben paint all these little guys?
SymphonicLolita: I don't know how I just noticed it puts your custom name as the character's name
dabudder: wow...
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Fanklok: Did they ever fix the tool tip on the preacher's "I hurt more the more I'm hurt" ability
goombalax: "Gotta look Up" *Floodight*
WhirlwindAbyss: Everything will be fine lol
HadesLeprechaun: it's gorgeous when you have a second to look at it, lol
control_rig: Ah yes, bullet. My one weakness
Sorator13: I like how long your callouts are. It's not just "trapper's dead!" it's "praise the god-emperor, the trapper has been defeated!"
dabudder: this game actually looks so fun
LinearGif: Time to reload my flamer? Oh most definitely
RandomTrivia: Ah, no Ben, the Horde is in WoW, not 40K lrrBEEJ
drcthulu: Serge just get shot with smaller caliber rounds to build up your immunity to higher caliber bullets
goombalax: blessed prometheum
TemporallyAwry: This song though, right? SirUwU
Mr_Horrible: stalalaJAM stalalaJAM stalalaJAM
GMBPepper: The light of the Imperium is Holy Promethium
patbaer: he's the problem, it's him
WhirlwindAbyss: No FF or Serge just likes flames on his ass lol
Darleysam: gotta listen for the "click click click" of someone lighting the gas stove
HadesLeprechaun: it wouldn't make "sense" but I do wish allied gun shots were different colors than enemy gunshots
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, the music is pretty great
SocraticMethod: Bonk
The_Color_Twelve: this is the best action theme
Gascitygaming: yeah you have to CONSTANTLY look behind you, head on a swivel etc.
goombalax: this game and Mechanicus nailed it
raulghoulia: what's your characters' motivation?
saucemaster5000: Soccer Mom is way too happy for this setting
MrGibberish: I feel like a ghost concert would be perfect here
Mr_Horrible: Flamethrowers: the friendliest fire
TemporallyAwry: But it's the friendliest fire of them all ;p
Sorator13: So there's friendly "fire"
El_Funko: It doesn't do damage, the characters just audible react
The_Color_Twelve: I thought it didn't actually do damage when you shot
KaleidoscopeMind: so fire is friendly, but "fire" is not friendly
amospiritus: yeah it doesnt do any damnage
goombalax: prometheum doesn't harm the emperor's servants
SocraticMethod: @raulghoulia Not die, Not die, Kill heretics, Not die
mile_wide_INI_file: I don't actually think there's friendly fire (the characters will still bitch about it though)
HadesLeprechaun: I actually am not sure friendly fire starts being introduced until higher difficulties?
TemporallyAwry: @Mr_Horrible Ya' beat me to it unarmeHeart
Datnade012: FF only on higher levels
amospiritus: nah, you merely are wasting ammo, a grave crime in the eyes of the emperor!
saucemaster5000: try jumping
northos: try jumping
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
AllTheWeasels: Liar Ahead
WhirlwindAbyss: Its faith in the God-Emperor that protects them
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible I'm honored to share the brain cell with you
Loonatic93: So is the violet part of the healthbar a debuff to max health?
Datnade012: Yes
Gascitygaming: hammer go *bop*
The_Color_Twelve: Yes the purple is max health reduction
goombalax: the hammer is so visceral
goombalax: i love it
sammy6345: The purple part is trauma that requires medical stations.
Darleysam: ljgami1Friendlyfire ljgami1Friendlyfire ljgami1Friendlyfire
The_Color_Twelve: The Bolter is the most visceral
Gascitygaming: @goombalax the chainsword has a special attack, it gets very Gears of War
Mushbie: the distant sounds at the start of many of the levels reminds me of the "who the F is Adam?" clip
TheWriterAleph: hans, get ze flammenwerfer
Mr_Horrible: it does a good job of making you feel both powerful and unsafe at the same time
The_Color_Twelve: Eviscerator for life
kirbytronic: Left 4 Dead - Feel Afraid. Warhammer - RUN AT YOUR PROBLEMS, EVERYONE MUST DIEEEEEEEE
The_Color_Twelve: Zealot can use bolter as well
amospiritus: bolter is the best
Sogheim: is that a giant hologram?
WhirlwindAbyss: The gun with the biggest chonk is the best
control_rig: Flashlights
Gascitygaming: it's a fully auto M203
Mr_Horrible: Bolters fire bricks that were blessed in a church
goombalax: @Gascitygaming I was disappointed that the basic chainsword was a single target thing, I don't know about the eviscerator
sammy6345: Got a friend with a boltor. nukes single targets
HadesLeprechaun: Mouse Button 3
amospiritus: lasguns are amazing for what they are, just not enough in a universe of monsters, daemons, and superhumans
EscherichiaCole: Lasguns are very effective guns... when you fire 100 at once
GMBPepper: lasguns are the most deadly weapon in the universe (by aggregate)
They_Are_Alyx: Lasguns are flashlights, bolters fire tiny nukes (IIRC)
Loonatic93: But Las Cannons are some of the best anti-armor stuff out there.
control_rig: Hey, a flashlight! That's like a DOUBLE lazgun!
HadesLeprechaun: some guns have flashlights, some do stab, some shove
Fruan: Lasguns are the optimum weapon* (Note - optimized for manufacturing capacity and reliability. Not optimized for battlefield results)
airylan: rechargable by tossing in a camp fire even
Alas_Babylon: perfectly mediocre
GMBPepper: I do love how blocky the lasgun is. Really sells the mass produced/factorum weapon it is
saucemaster5000: C student gun
Gascitygaming: thermally rechargeable
QmonsterGames: I waant this game
control_rig: Of all the weapons in the Imperium, this is one of them
El_Funko: the main distinguishing feature of bolters are the rounds are self projectiles, like mini rockets
JarofGoats: Every problem easily solved by them has been solved and now there's the rest of the things in the galaxy
SocraticMethod: @airylan Only in emergencies. Otherwise you'll get Tesla Battery fire
Gascitygaming: @QmonsterGames it's on gamepass if you have ot
HadesLeprechaun: it's perfect for killing a regular human enemy. 40k is FULL of not-regular-human enemies
Darleysam: ljgami1Adequate you say
AllTheWeasels: Mood
TheWriterAleph: "Wow people suck everywhere, hey?"
Loonatic93: But as someone who was initiated to the game with the Dark Angels... Plasma or bust.
goombalax: a million worlds, and everyone is an a-hole
Haroldholmes25: gotta get down to get up
Mr_Horrible: I love the Psyker banter so much
LordZarano: ljgami1Adequate
control_rig: That's very much a "A million channels and NOTHING good on" vibe
frank_the_great: This is brutal, lol
graal_smith: So Cameron, when do you think someone will Mod in squats into this?
Gascitygaming: marking can do bonus damage for you too
HadesLeprechaun: everybody can mark
ggodopaste: how's the Emperor's finest?
El_Funko: Graham's special ability will mark targets when he pops it too
SocraticMethod: @ggodopaste Pretty good. Too bad there are none here
saucemaster5000: Soccer Mom sees the whole world as a nail apparently
HadesLeprechaun: marking might be middle mouse button?
HadesLeprechaun: but I might have changed that input
Sorator13: That med stations sounds... damaging
SocraticMethod: Uhhh
RockPusher: foxmarFIRE
KeytarCat: Oh, scales with fatigue, not just missing health?
control_rig: Ummm
SocraticMethod: Soccer mom, what did you say?
control_rig: She's got the right spirit
AllTheWeasels: Well, they've got spirit
Mr_Horrible: putting the GRUNCH in Slenade Gruncher
HadesLeprechaun: you gotta kill all 3 before new tentacles come out
El_Funko: MC core hounds rules
Gascitygaming: not sure if Ogryns can do it but the dodge is great for netters
pn55: Is Graham playing Agatha Fisty's estranged twin Agatha Shooty, because I see no punching! (Just kidding of course. Play how you want to Graham!)
Sorator13: @pn55 Fists are multipurpose!
pn55: @Sorator13 True! Fist also holds gun!
control_rig: Smashy eyeball\
drcthulu: 2hp and a dream
xythrogar: remember that serge can't be knocked out of a revive
excalgold: oooh Darktide, fun
PadawanTK16: Also I think a charged thunder hammer does exactly enough to get rid of the big eye in the growth
control_rig: Poke!
graal_smith: Why is it the Nurgle cults, why do we never get sent against the Slaneshi cultists?
neisan2112: Nice nice
caoinlean: Ben going big melee, as expected
xythrogar: @graal_smith ESRB, mainly
neisan2112: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JarofGoats: That hammer looks SO satisfying to use!
caoinlean: @graal_smith they'd have to up the mature rating I guess haha
Sorator13: \o/
KeytarCat: Ben has so much fatigue now!
excalgold: @graal_smith because Slaneshi caults would violate the TOS....and also are usually restricted to the upper spire too among noble sorts who have TIME to be decadant
EricTheOrange: so where to "Ogryns" come from?
excalgold: @EricTheOrange high gravity worlds mostly
Gascitygaming: they're "acceptable" mutants
SocraticMethod: @graal_smith a) GW has been pushing Nurgle pretty hard lately. b) Sex, Drugs & Rock'n'Roll is toxic to credit card processors
drcthulu: and if they get to 100% their head explodes
Loonatic93: Somehow I think Ben's character may have a future in the Adepta Sororitas.
The_Color_Twelve: ammo crate
EricTheOrange: @excalgold are they humans or some kind of alien?
JarofGoats: Ogryns are a known mutation usually caused by high gravity or industrial waste
The_Color_Twelve: on agatha
excalgold: @EricTheOrange mutants/Abhumans
Gascitygaming: the Soundtrack is apparently now a Spotify playlist for those interested
caoinlean: ooh very cool
HadesLeprechaun: I love that all the tech is decaying/busted and your team leader just keeps blaming you for going slow
excalgold: so their ancestors were humans, possibly genetically engineered to survive on the hih grav planets
Sorator13: hodor?
excalgold: but they could have also mutated into slabs of beef
JarofGoats: They're humans. specifically abhumans! The Imperium has like a list of 'known' mutation types that they can be reasonably sure aren't caused by chaos mutations\
Gascitygaming: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
neisan2112: benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
Gophersaurus: Woo, gg!
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown seabatClap
pn55: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
grgriffin3: Clutch plays!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
EricTheOrange: I'm not super into 40K lore but I thought the humkans purged all the non-humans from earth. The only reason we still have Orcs is their spores can travel through space and grow on other planets,.
RockPusher: seabatClap
excalgold: and one of the mutations on that list is catpeople....
KeytarCat: That looked like so much fun
Sorator13: I like how Serge wears a helmet and bracers, and zero other protective gear
MWGNZ: @JarofGoats and most of these are 'safe' because they're also useful
HadesLeprechaun: *access to buy those guns, Graham
WhirlwindAbyss: sergeGG sergeGG sergeGG sergeGG
SocraticMethod: In 40k parlance "mutants" are unstable, i.e. they cannot be passed by reproduction. "Abhumans" are special class in that it's a) stable b) useful for Imperium. The hypocrisy is intentiona
HadesLeprechaun: you don't get them unless the emperor gives you one
Gascitygaming: If you like your Left 4 Deads, it's fantastic
grgriffin3: I deeply wish I had buds to play this with, because the game looks rad and I love 40k.
BrowneePoints: it's also free on gamepass
MWGNZ: game is also on gamepass
control_rig: Is it good single, or should it really be played multi?
grgriffin3: Graham is not a Kriegsman, confirmed
goombalax: @EricTheOrange the 40k universe is not the future of the fantasy one, the other races in the fiction didn't originate on earth
GMBPepper: I adore the gun shapes in this game. Every gun feels different
excalgold: technically space dwarves/Votann are also AbHumans
Sorator13: @SocraticMethod Very much reminds me of approved/unapproved machina in FFX
MWGNZ: devs are working on it
Gascitygaming: they are gonna change that, just don't know ehn
Gascitygaming: when*
El_Funko: doesnt have crossplay yet, it's being worked on with no ETA
LordZarano: Reminds me of Deep Rock Galactic combat actually
HadesLeprechaun: isn't a full priced game, either, though!
Sorator13: @LordZarano I was thinking that as well
freshmaker__: why dont they just press the crossplay button? Kappa
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
grgriffin3: Crossplay and the console releases are coming Soon(tm)
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
SymphonicLolita: oof
MrGibberish: lrrWOW lrrWOW
ArdCollider: lrrWOW lrrWOW
SocraticMethod: Crossplay is mostly dealing with Vendor Authentication API. It's about as easy as MS/Sony/Steam make them be.
Loonatic93: So, how is the Single Player? Is it you and three AI-Controlled allies?
kirbytronic: "It's their passion!" Serge said as he put another villager into the wall
Ferisar: ye
The_Color_Twelve: That's new this patch
excalgold: a power tonbo ?
Ferisar: new
GMBPepper: oh power maul is new
Shaggit: new yes
MechaKuuga: Yeah
TheOneCalledStu: yes crusher got added
BlindProphet32: Yup its new
LordZarano: In the grim darkness of 2022, there is only crunch
El_Funko: That just got added inb the recent patch
They_Are_Alyx: Big bonk
Mr_Horrible: love to crush some indignatus
Nigouki: very spicy bonk
control_rig: Ooooh smashy smash
GMBPepper: it plays like thunder hammer, I think you'll have a good time with it
HadesLeprechaun: Graham did not get guns
MechaKuuga: It is a crowd control power maul with an activated aoe attack
HadesLeprechaun: he got the ability to buy new guns
excalgold: isnt half to 1/3rd of corporate playing darktide with you serge ? :P
InquisitorGaia: Grahm you unlocked weapon trees
grometty: Maybe he unlcoked them
TemporallyAwry: Snerge is sneaking through a bit eh? LuvOops
lackingsanity: he got the ability to requisition the gun
grometty: *unlocked
RavingPenguin: Serge pls my office is doing that unironically
xythrogar: the revolver rocks btw G
MWGNZ: sometimes is gives weapons, sometimes it unlocks weapons
HadesLeprechaun: you can also hover over the bars in the bottom left for even more specific numbers
control_rig: Bonkstick
goombalax: it seems to do crushing
WiJohn: It crushes one presumes
Spades_Slicc: Is a blasgun like blaseball?
TehAmelie: just got here, this looks like an average Destiny mod
Gascitygaming: *thoughtness* is your shield esentialy
RandomTrivia: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Ferisar: wounds = number of times you can go down
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Do you know how to see the combo breakdowns back on that in depth screen for the weapon?
Shaggit: wounds isn't more health. It's just more "can go down and get revived"
Ferisar: so
HadesLeprechaun: if you expect to get downed more often, wounds
PadawanTK16: Depends on how much you go down
TemporallyAwry: Yes. :)
Ferisar: up to you
Enmity777: Wounds = times you can be downed, toughness = shield
TheOneCalledStu: wounds are your downs essentially
SocraticMethod: Go left
MrGibberish: @tehamelie You just made someone angry LUL
saucemaster5000: wounds definitely (never played game)
xythrogar: do you run out of toughness too often?
FacelessManAboutTown: Solving your problems non-violently is the true answer Serge
InquisitorGaia: Toughness has proven better serge in my experimentation
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
MilkInBags: don't take any defense stats, because that's admitting you're losing
goombalax: in 40k, wounds are your health, toughness is how hard it is to hurt you
Sorator13: You didn't get downed much, right? so another wound seems unnecessary?
Shaggit: what class is he playing?
GMBPepper: i've been saying wounds because its more times to get knocked down...
excalgold: that the empire actually still manufactures chain axes is a surprise to me
neisan2112: Well they did, but those people all died
Shaggit: tougness is better for sharpshooter
circusofkirkus: 40,000 years ago
WiJohn: In the grim darkness of the future there is only dialogue
Darleysam: sweet, this heavy bolter has +3 diplomatic resolution!
saucemaster5000: guy tried to suggest it, didn't live long enough
TheInnsanity: is nurgle corruption "violent"?
grgriffin3: Well, the Tau probably have, but nobody listens to the Tau.
dabudder: I mean technically the genestealers offer a nonviolent solution
drcthulu: Non-violence is heressy
A_Dub888: Non-violence?? THAT’S HERESY!
BrowneePoints: I mean the elves TRIED
Loonatic93: "Innocence Proves Nothing." That's the Eccelesary Thesis in a nutshell.
Jakelope13: There are /less/ violent solutions. Basically, every solution has a minimum level of violence that will be occurring
MechaKuuga: @Sorator13 In higher than lvl 4 Heresy difficulties the game actually takes away one of your default wounds
excalgold: @dabudder the Solution is made of cultists alas
obijam_: Bens character kinda looks like an Incognito version of Tidus from FFX
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Sorator13: @obijam_ It's the hair.
DoodlestheGreat: You don't do a 5. A 5 does YOU.
dabudder: @dabudder @excalgold no no its fine i prommy
MilkInBags: what enemies are in this game? chaos people? tyranids? necrons?
circusofkirkus: get that salad flowing
Sorator13: gotta have the lettuce
Gascitygaming: hit with stick, hit with stick
Ferisar: it and the power hammer are new, which i think is an ogryn thing
PadawanTK16: @MilkInBags poxwalkers and cultists and some more poxwalkers
Loonatic93: "Space Marine hunting game." Sounds like a game where you play has Tau.
excalgold: i need to check youtube again, some one had conversion advice for making the scab sniper in this game for tabletop
JarofGoats: Its chaos corrupted guards and demons, specifically nurgle
The_Color_Twelve: Eviscerator is still my fav
control_rig: @MilkInBags I think it's just Nurgle
MilkInBags: ah so just nurgle fun friends
The_Color_Twelve: lots of stagger
OhaiMireiya: I've come to axe you a question!
MechaKuuga: FYI they buffed and nerfed all chain weapons, they do more dmg, but the activated ability causes subsequent attacks to be slower for a time
RandomTrivia: benginLul
Sorator13: LUL
control_rig: "Fair enough"
TemporallyAwry: !highlight
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Mr_Horrible: understandable, have a nice day
northos: no Serge, it's 2022, bots are doing all the replacing
excalgold: did Sergryn just nope out due to heat and or hummidity ? smart ogryn make that mane a Bone 'ead !
El_Funko: Upper and lower floors
GMBPepper: Yes, Darktide crashes, but its been fairly good for getting you back into the session
HadesLeprechaun: they've allowed fixed reconnecting a lot, it used to replace missing players almost immediately
Ferisar: they live in the factories
Gascitygaming: you know the things you're killing.....?
control_rig: Tiny rooms with 10 bunks
SachielOne: *Rammstein* Too. To Hot. Do Not Like.
Ferisar: characters actually make a comment about it
grgriffin3: They work from home, Serge. This is home.
saucemaster5000: yurts, obvs
El_Funko: this is a coruscant situation
ghyllnox: Generally they dont
Boon_33: I rent a dark corner of the underhive
WiJohn: Cam's
MilkInBags: the bad gamers
Vandristine: its a planet sized city
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
grgriffin3: The skulls of heretics
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
neisan2112: ahahahahah
Gophersaurus: Best answer
control_rig: Hahahaha
SachielOne: Don't wory about it.
control_rig: Good answer
Raiger: "They're mine now"
MilkInBags: don't ask questions about the skulls or you crash
Vandristine: correct answer
OhaiMireiya: well no one else is using those skulls
WhirlwindAbyss: Can you jump off, try it ...... for science
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Dog_of_Myth: Graham has a brand
SerGarretCameron: Someone plays Destiny.
RandomTrivia: Graham got too much Destiny instinct
grgriffin3: The Destiny instincts are hard to ignore
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Raiger: "I must rub myself on every surface..."
RandomTrivia: sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
frank_the_great: HIGHLIGHT REEL
dabudder: highlight reel
control_rig: Welp
GMBPepper: there are some maps with gargoyles that let you brood like batman
grgriffin3: Goodbye forever
AllTheWeasels: FBtouchdown
TheWooglie: timing
kirbytronic: I'm playing Dragon Age: Inquisition right now, otherwise known as: Jump at it until I'm inside simulator
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
tyrsredritehand: sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall
McGurganatorZX: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gophersaurus: There's a highlight
BurgerGamer: FBtouchdown
JarofGoats: Guardian Down
Darleysam: yep, *no* idea
WhirlwindAbyss: SCIENCE
MilkInBags: womp womp
RandomTrivia: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
The_Color_Twelve: too perfect
damn_i_am_pretty: And gone
sammy6345: YEET
neisan2112: HOLY SHit I'm dying
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Boon_33: byeee FBtouchdown
prince_infidel: benginDab benginDab benginDab
d3athscry: oh well goodbye xD
SocraticMethod: Oh hey James. Nice to see ya
HadesLeprechaun: you got arrested for jumping into the pit
MechaKuuga: Yuppers
excalgold: pow-pow-power hamma!
pn55: Nice!
DiscordianTokkan: I like the Total Recall skeletons yea
MWGNZ: mace seems rad
grgriffin3: Would this be considered a power maul>
grgriffin3: *?
TemporallyAwry: Traded in thunder-damage for force-damage. Nice :D
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, I think we know what'llbe making the highlights reel.
dabudder: the weapons in this game look like they feel good
RandomTrivia: @DoodlestheGreat We haven't even been going an hour, there's plenty of time to generate even more :D
dabudder: which is a big plus for a game like this
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
MechaKuuga: The only cure for heresy is fire
The_Color_Twelve: He has to duck through the door!
KeytarCat: Bewaressy the heresy!
goombalax: Sweep the halls with gouts of fire, falalalala-lala-la-la
Fanklok: Cam should explain what a servitor is for Serge and G
GhostValv: I guess they'll be a plague hobblers
excalgold: those guys could have evolved into the best boys of chaos: Nurglings !
OhaiMireiya: the floor knows what it did
SymphonicLolita: thats called minecraft
Sorator13: omg that benter
fjordsword: that tracks
PMAvers: Serge, if you love DPSing the floor, have you considered being a dragoon?
Sorator13: @PMAvers lrrWOW
JarofGoats: Yes to both!
MilkInBags: they're elon musk fans
Nuurgle: They're the SMARTEST
HadesLeprechaun: there are different enemy types, pox-infected seem like basically zombies
prince_infidel: Nurgle makes you feel good so you want to serve him
GMBPepper: Nurgle is the most friendly
MrGibberish: @nuurgle Huh
pn55: Papa Nurgle just wants to share their gifts with everyone!
Nostromo_au: This sounds like heresy
JarofGoats: Poxwalkers aware but not in control of themselves from what I remember, they get to wallow in despair as their pox-infected bodies spread nurgles love to their friends
grgriffin3: Papa Nurgle just wants everyone to be friends!
TehAmelie: Nutgle himself is in chat? wait why would i want to be polite
excalgold: isnt he also known as Grandpa Nurgle ?
Sorator13: Oh. Oh I don't like that.
control_rig: Fire works too
WhirlwindAbyss: best that smells good
GMBPepper: man, you got all the bosses
Kramburger: "heard you were talking shit about my Grandpa"
FacelessManAboutTown: TOS?
control_rig: TOS
Sorator13: LUL
Scy_Anide: You can always just say that.
AllTheWeasels: lrrSERGE NomNom
Fanklok: Poxwalkers are 100% mindless zombies, they got infected by nurgle juice
Darleysam: yeah dude, gotta send pics too
FacelessManAboutTown: EATEN
FacelessManAboutTown: You were eaten
cleezus: tbh nurgle sounds more appealing than scientology
FacelessManAboutTown: Jesus
Scy_Anide: You could say it more often, in fact.
SnackPak_: only Serge can get away with that one
xythrogar: it means Exaxlty what you think it means
TheInnsanity: it's only vore if it's sexy
Kaorti: it was accurate
DoodlestheGreat: vore wdingSNOOT
WiJohn: How much did you enjoy it?
Dog_of_Myth: hhahaha
SymphonicLolita: LUL
frank_the_great: Thank you!
mile_wide_INI_file: houndsHonk
SerGarretCameron: it's got some very particular context.
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
Sorator13: oh dear
goombalax: happy for you, or sorry that happened
Lushian_Cybasi: Don't hurt the nice Nurgle Beast... It didn't do anything wrong....Cough...I play Death Guard
TwitchTVsFrank: doesn't vore imply some consent
control_rig: "I apologize/you're welcome"
RandomTrivia: This one time, you didn't oopsie into a Lewd, but you may have accidentally over-committed :D
Scy_Anide: Slaanesh approves.
Joalni: Do not google that word, kids!
TemporallyAwry: "I'm sorry, or you're welcome" - has great energy though PrideLaugh
control_rig: Yeah
Sorator13: Much
The_Color_Twelve: swallowed?
korvys: Well, that, and ironically, by people who are too online (I am a people)
dabudder: @Joalni Unless you can swallow the truth :P
TehAmelie: and yet, somehow, Sten still disapproves
RandomTrivia: benginBonk
WiJohn: Gummed? Licked? Tasted?
control_rig: Nomm'd
Mazrae: this seems like a cross between L4D and 40k
MilkInBags: you better watch out, you better not cry seabatApp
sammy6345: Technically correct, but you do have the weirdos top take into account.
DoodlestheGreat: et
FacelessManAboutTown: Serge got some gunk on him after filling the creatures maw
dabudder: swallow is so much worse
RechargeableFrenchman: It's not that Serge has done anything wrong, he just needs to know what he's getting himself into
Sorator13: @WiJohn "gummed" seens wirse
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
kirbytronic: Be wary of the sections of the internet in which ye wander
frank_the_great: Serge got spanked /jk
Sorator13: *worse
YeetTheRich_: licked?
Kramburger: Serge you got put pretty far down their gullet, so how about 'Deepthroated'?
TheOneCalledStu: Hit the abort joke button
RandomTrivia: This rabbit hole is nothing but trouble :D
SerGarretCameron: put into the green pacifism.
control_rig: Let's just baaaaack away
SnackPak_: good call
EvilBadman: the ol' Kirby
Gophersaurus: Lightly masticated
lord_wertornion: kissing you
Fruan: Oral Hug
Joalni: Careful, Ben LUL
RandomTrivia: ABANDON BIT
SymphonicLolita: kirby'd
grgriffin3: "Eaten"?
Nuurgle: m o u t h f e e l
Sorator13: honestly I was wondering when y'all would decide to abruptly cease this line of conversation, lol
sammy6345: how about this stops.
neisan2112: Give em the kirby
drcthulu: you're not making this better by explaining it more
jessieimproved: That kirby smash feeling
goombalax: so just on the edge of being devoured, or vore edging, if you will
Masslost: well this just really became a crossing the stream
RechargeableFrenchman: On the helmet, in the helmet. Doesn't matter; the skull is gone.
Sorator13: @goombalax I will not, thank you
djalternative: you were Kirbyed. Yeah
Fruan: @goombalax No, I think I won't.
El_Funko: only self damage with grenades, I believe?
Sorator13: phrasing?
Fanklok: Shooting tour team mates means not shooting enemies
mile_wide_INI_file: There's no way to damage friendlies or even yourself except by shooting ambient explosive barrels (if you're naughty).
RechargeableFrenchman: Dangerously close to heresy, that one
Sorator13: skulls for the skull collecting teammate
damn_i_am_pretty: blood for the vampires, bone for the bone-pires
The_Color_Twelve: She's just really loving her life
RechargeableFrenchman: Which might as well just be heresy if there's an Inquisitor around
Seth_Erickson: What is the god-emperor's name? What all can be found within it.
Fruan: The las gun version of a laser sight is just shooting twice
xythrogar: i don't think they mind if it's illegal
El_Funko: Ben with the crouches of respect
MrGibberish: @el_funko “Respect”
Sorator13: data-interrogators?
Sorator13: interesting phrasing
CommanderPulsar: Cyronic Rod was my nickname in high school.
excalgold: @Sorator13 Measure of a Man was such a good episode.....
drcthulu: beeg damage
sammy6345: Data interrogators is correct.
Sorator13: who turned on the radio?
El_Funko: the soundtrack is wall to wall bangers
Seth_Erickson: Hacker alert 👀
drcthulu: ben is singlehandedly teaching the nuurgleites how to drop and roll
McGurganatorZX: the app data
Fanklok: yes the skull uses its mouth to interrogate the data out of the computer
excalgold: the Ogryn is the hacker?! hooboy the Techpriests are gonna have somthing to say
Vandristine: is it hacking or just telling the servitor to stop screwing up
Dog_of_Myth: coxJam coxJam
MilkInBags: SourPls
RechargeableFrenchman: No it's fine, just let the Oghren handle all the computer stuff
neko8ninja: music is a banger
MilkInBags: gospel to purge to
RechargeableFrenchman: Couldn't possibly be a problem
jessieimproved: jlrrCooltunes
TehAmelie: i wonder now what relationship the different factions have to music
xythrogar: need emotes in darktide. need to be able to default dance while my whole team is downed
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excalgold: Ben 'BBQ' Gineering
RechargeableFrenchman: @MilkInBags Choral beats for slaying the heretics
TheWanderingNomad: Lali-how's-everyone-doing-ho chat o/
freshmaker__: hactively acking
drcthulu: Giant Hackermans
RechargeableFrenchman: @excalgold Bencinerating these fools
crono3453: Oh naur
RandomTrivia: Pfffft benginLul
SplittingImage77: Something something strawberries, Mr. Frodo
Sorator13: I'm pretty sure excessive force is *always* authorised
saucemaster5000: I can't carry the ring for you mr. Frodo, but I can carry this 40k team mission!
TehAmelie: wow it sounds so wrong to say "share the load" without fake slow-motion
MrGibberish: A 40k LOTR crossover would be WILD
Robot_Bones: Is that the West Country Doctor I hear?
excalgold: i didnt realize theImperial guard knew any other level of force
RandomTrivia: @SplittingImage77 "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew" lrrBEEJ
RechargeableFrenchman: @Sorator13 to the Imperium that's just "force"
control_rig: Oh yea
Mr_Horrible: You should try Mechanicus, in that case, Ben
control_rig: Mechanicum is amazing
airylan: Mechanicus is great.
excalgold: Mechanicum is fun, turnbased strat
TheWanderingNomad: *Beep*
Mr_Horrible: the soundtrack is *also* a banger in Mechanicus
Lord_Hosk: You know what I feel this game really could use? a few more shades of grey. it has nice grey greys, and silver greys and gold greys and brown greys and green greys and blue greys, but where are the yellow greys?
control_rig: Err Mechanicus
stephanie19913: Listen, yall should play wrath and glory so you can BE a tech priest
Sorator13: @RechargeableFrenchman that's what I thought, and yet Cam's character had so0mething else to say
Mr_Horrible: Pipe Organ dubstep drops
stephanie19913: humble bundle for it is up now
JarofGoats: Ooooh, might we get a Play it Forward of Rogue Traders when it releases???
Fanklok: Ad Mech are the smartest idiots in the galaxy
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk That's what the flamethrower is for!
TehAmelie: i beleive next on my list is watching the entire extended LotR movie series AND the supplemental DVDs. pray for me
Vandristine: any interest for rogue trader game next year?
Dog_of_Myth: Waiting for Space Marines 2 myself.
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
El_Funko: space marine 2 looks so sick
Mr_Horrible: TehAmelie be sure to take a stretch break in there sofieLUL
control_rig: The OPENING of Mechanicus is spine-tingling good. "Ever since realized the weakness of my flesh, I was disgusted..."
Jakelope13: I do love that everyone in the 40k universe understands their technobabble about as well as we do
El_Funko: I'm very excited for 2023 to be the year of space marines vs tyranids
excalgold: i swear one of the Ogryn lines is somthing like 'dah Emprah is right gud!'
MrGibberish: @tehamelie Take breaks, please
Sorator13: jesus
RechargeableFrenchman: @Lord_Hosk Just wait until they meet a daemonhost. Greys so yellow it kills you.
WiJohn: The terminology is "stop resisting"
control_rig: It's like loosing their shoes
SachielOne: Instead of Live Laugh Love, she has a wall crochet that says Pray, Preach, Purge.
HadesLeprechaun: reticle also turns red when the enemy dies
TehAmelie: certainly, it's a one week project at least
RechargeableFrenchman: @WiJohn the beatings will continue until morale improves
TheWanderingNomad: So by process of elimination is G playing Veteran or did he double up with everyone else?
HadesLeprechaun: white reticle flash is a hit, orange is a crit, red means you killed it
control_rig: Ooooh
control_rig: Ow
Mr_Horrible: @control_rig "When the crude biomass you call a temple begins to crumble, you will beg my kind to save you. But *I* am already saved."
saucemaster5000: I mean, it wouldn't hurt for long
control_rig: @Mr_Horrible "BWAAAaAAAaa"
Sorator13: oh that doesn't sound good
freshmaker__: what the dog doin
Mazrae: I'm glad that I grabbed this game while it was free
Mr_Horrible: the sound design in that game whips so hard
The_Color_Twelve: I mean bisecting multiples with powered eviscerator heavy attacks probably doesn't feel better
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! Good night everyone.
Sorator13: @CAKHost night!
RandomTrivia: Night CAKHost! Take care!
RechargeableFrenchman: It's the Darktide equivalent of the Helldivers cape spinning
DiscordianTokkan: *Green Hills Zone music intensifies*
HadesLeprechaun: notable that Ogyrn carry batteries MUCH faster here
saucemaster5000: We all should have pizza
TheWanderingNomad: An Ultimeat!
TemporallyAwry: PizzaTime Hype!
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown pizza FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: Pizza for all
excalgold: oh yea! i get Pizza on Christmas eve!
Bahumot: A lot of my friends are playing this. Would folks still recommend Darktide to someone who isn't as comfortable with 40K's themes as they used to be?
saucemaster5000: Anchovy and pineapple for me plz
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TehAmelie: props to the game for using the proper term cryonic rather than trying to sound more sciency while being wrong with cryogenic
MilkInBags: @Bahumot if you like bonking and slashing people, you don't need any lore
control_rig: Squad cohesion!
RechargeableFrenchman: Specials will also specifically target isolated people
excalgold: so team Fire and Lightning....very very frightening
RechargeableFrenchman: Similar to L4D and Vermintide in that respect
Sorator13: Just watching, seems like the lore mostly shows up in the banter, so you're probably okay?
Fanklok: Down next to your teams health bars on the HUD if you're in cohesion they'll have an Aquila next to their name
excalgold: Thicc-serge is stronk
frogomb: Are chaos the only bad guys in this game? Or do we get orks or nids or eldar too?
Fanklok: It's also shown on your buff bat
saucemaster5000: lore should only be in item descriptions and npcs that laugh weirdly at the end of their speeches. Where it belongs!
TheWanderingNomad: @Bahumot The lore is mostly in the intermittent cutscenes and banter so you cna mostly ignore it
control_rig: I've seen a 4-Og stack
LordZarano: Character creation seems very lore heavy
WiJohn: Taste the explosion
JarofGoats: So far, its just chaos as foes, nurgle aligned specifically
El_Funko: You can if he stands on the edge to catch it, Serge
HadesLeprechaun: you CAN throw batteries up a level, but it's difficult and more likely to waste time, I've found
TheWanderingNomad: @frogomb So far mostly I've mostly run into Nurglelites but I don't think tyranids or orks might be out of order for future DLC
Fanklok: It's easier to throw the battery to someone
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
El_Funko: nice shove
El_Funko: well timed
airylan: a little bit of heresy as a treat.
excalgold: i wonder if Deathguard show up as bosses to make you feel real terror heh
stephanie19913: blood for the god emperor
Jakelope13: That sounded perilously close to heresy
Mr_Horrible: love to Quell The Dangers Of The Warp
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Sorator13: I-
TheWanderingNomad: I mean he's not WRONG
Alas_Babylon: It's draining men, hallelujah
saucemaster5000: (stands in front of man spigot, opens mouth)
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Duwani1: thunderhawk
MilkInBags: the world is definitely safer thanks to you
FacelessManAboutTown stretches like a cat
Sorator13: please do not recycle your fluids
MilkInBags: please don't reuse your fluids
MrGibberish: Recycle?
RandomTrivia: At least, not without specialist hardware
saucemaster5000: Gonna have a ReSoda
MrGibberish: @randomtrivia And many, many filters
Sorator13: is that like a ricola?
raulghoulia: my fluids are not going back in me whence theyve laft
saucemaster5000: @Sorator13 .... ..... .... yes
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TehAmelie: the organs make this suddenly seem Castlevanian
El_Funko: they really nailed the 40k gothic architecture and sounds, just the whole atmosphere is great
TehAmelie: hi again
RavingPenguin: Dark Tidy Whities
RetroWaffles: can you actually play as the admech in this game or are they just npcs
Laserbeaks_Fury: SHOW FEAT
Haroldholmes25: show feat
korvys: Streamer, show feat
tehfewl: streamer Show Feat
AzureishDragoon: @RetroWaffles Just NPCs, UNFORTUNATELY
TehAmelie: i haven't been to the US in over 20 years, but this custom of blessing one's guns seems right at home there
excalgold: Consult your inqusitor if you have more then two feet
saucemaster5000: show feet, says inquisitor
HadesLeprechaun: Graham: at every multiple of 5 you are gifted clothes by the emperor
DiscordianTokkan: Love me a good chainaxe
grgriffin3: Chainaxe? We World Eaters now?
RandomTrivia: "Turn and face the strange, Ch-ch-chainaxe"
excalgold: it is so weird that the inqusition doesnt just put any one interested in the Chain axe to immediate death given the world eaters heh
crono3453: Real "Let's play with the naaaaaail guuuun" energy there
excalgold: but then again....chain axe go vrooom
TheWanderingNomad: Honestly I'm happy I spent the extra ten bucks for the Imperial Edition since it gave me enough in game currency to get the pretty glams from Harrow
HadesLeprechaun: the penances for outfits can be DIFFICULT
TehAmelie: why not chainsaw lightsaber gunbladeaxes
TheWanderingNomad: Because that would be silly Amelie Kappa
HadesLeprechaun: I legit think that's only possible if all the stunned enemies are by like, an exploding barrel
mile_wide_INI_file: 40 enemies is a pretty small horde on higher difficulties.
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie Doesn
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie doesn't explode hard enough
TehAmelie: sllly? why, i didn't even menton the gunbladechucks
HadesLeprechaun: @mile_wide_INI_file stunning 40 is easy, but you just can't shoot or melee that fast for the short time they are stunned
El_Funko: I don't think this game is going to do that the same way Vermintide does
MrGibberish: @tehamelie Warframe weapons
El_Funko: I think we're limited to plasteel and diamantine
RandomTrivia: That was a very Destiny objective :D
Phosfur: Crafting was supposed to be in apparently but they haven''t got it working
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hack the Planet!
mile_wide_INI_file: That's what the flamer is for :p @HadesLeprechaun
TemporallyAwry: That's two different movies LuvOops
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie I'd like to subscribe to your mail order catalog
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PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Darleysam: "The Heretics are holding a poll to decide whether their leader should remain in charge, or step down. Infiltrate and vote no"
TheWanderingNomad: It is only now that I realize I've never seen the Mission Select UI since my friend is always team lead zoomizLUL
excalgold: servitor 'colony' sorry what?!
saucemaster5000: Felt that onbe
FacelessManAboutTown: "Accidentally"
tidehollowcat: I love the yearly occurrence of 'Serge finds out what a word means'
DiscordianTokkan: I could HELLA titan jump over there
RandomTrivia: benginLul
saucemaster5000: Where's invisible wally?
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Loonatic93: Invisible Wall-E?
noSmokeFire: I love that, actually
swampcat12: wait her name is soccer-mom
Bahumot: QA Tester Instincts
Sorator13: omg I love chainsaw axe
RandomTrivia: Again, the Destiny training is coming into play because Graham is rubbing himself against the terrain
korvys: Oh, is Adam here lrrBEEJ
Lord_Hosk: They are not
noSmokeFire: ecumenopolodes
excalgold: Hive worlds are not -that- common
Boon_33: this must be a nice neighborhood, partial sunlight
kirbytronic: It's like star wars, every planet has 1 purpose
SpoonfullOfSugar: don't forget the deathworlds
excalgold: Knight worlds are cool if you like giant robots and serfs
DiscordianTokkan: Agri-Worlds! Like Saskatchewan!
freshmaker__: ecumenopolodes nuts
control_rig: Forgeworlds!
RandomTrivia: >Subscribe Cam 40K Lore
HadesLeprechaun: I hope future released maps have more outdoor areas
notthepenguins: forge worlds
tehfewl: Pleasure worlds
MWGNZ: deathworlds
notthepenguins: death worlds
EscherichiaCole: Forge Worlds, where all the resin comes from
BrindleBoar: Tyranid hiveworlds Kappa
saucemaster5000: Where the Kevin Costners live
UnkeptFlea: woolly worlds?
control_rig: Yeah. Yeahhhh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Rhynerd: Medieval worlds
Nuurgle: Aggro Worlds?
SymphonicLolita: gasp
The_Color_Twelve: Have you had the chance to play with an eviscerator yet?
Gascitygaming: So saskatchewan..,...
Loonatic93: A Fortress World is whatever World Rogal Dorn happens to be at the time.
Shadowsoflife: @saucemaster5000 .... my boat....
RavingPenguin: So... Saskatchewan
control_rig: God that's so satisfying
control_rig: Rock and Stone!
excalgold: the entire planet except for the starport smells of manure
warboss5: SQUATS!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is Saskatchewan Canadian for Nebraska?
TheWanderingNomad: @warboss5 SHHH! Don't let Games Workshop hear you!
Gascitygaming: @Dread_Pirate_Westley yes
Mr_Horrible: "mulched"
excalgold: planet cracking squats
The_Color_Twelve: mulch is a resource
gnyrinn: That reminds me: I followed a literary recommendation from you Cameron, and boy you weren’t kidding about Sharpe In Space.
RandomTrivia: "only roughly as destructive as the Tyranids" is not a sentence I expected to hear there
Sorator13: It's like what the professor does with the pokemon you send them in pokemon go
Nigouki: the mining machine do not discriminate between resources and flesh?
Sorator13: turned into candy
warboss5: @warboss5 Too late! Cat's out of the bad now baby! :D
TehAmelie: maybe this is all a weird Dwarf Fortress mod
control_rig: That chain axe is soooo fun though
excalgold: and here we see Ben's fall to Khorne
Fanklok: The Leagues are great "It's not stealing, I just needed it more than you otherwiseyou would have kept it"
dry_cereal: those dwarves sound like the vergons
drcthulu: thar be minerals in yonder planetary sphere
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: its not great vs hordes but thats what the flamer is for!
MooneShyne: no Psyker?
warboss5: An Ogryn knife is still a bastard sword by the standards of any other member of the Imperium
Sorator13: @MooneShyne Cam/Essel is a Psyker
brat_the_wurst: are the voice actors the same as vermintide 2? they sound familiar
airylan: "you're on my claim. What do you mean it's your home? did you file your claim with the claims office? no? well, that's not on us is it?"
Sorator13: @brat_the_wurst There is some overlap
dry_cereal: Do you have any noteworthy Beej quotes? I feel like he'd have good quotes
MooneShyne: I saw that after @Sorator13
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: @brat_the_wurst there are a couple of shared ones, I know bardins VA voices one of the ogryn personalities
warboss5: SKY?!? On a Hive World?!? What is this madness?!?
brat_the_wurst: @brat_the_wurst ah neat thanks
squ3e: Wait theres a character called soccer mom??
Sorator13: @squ3e That is what Ben named his char
squ3e: Well Thicc serge was the master of the imperium right
Sorator13: Ben we all know that Thicc-Serge is canon
Spades_Slicc: SiccTherge
ylegm: I always love an Agatha appearance
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
excalgold: Thicc is a valid name for an Ogryn
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
saucemaster5000: looking at thiccworld respectfuly
crono3453: In the Grim Darkness of the one brought orange slices to the soccer game.
Shadowsoflife: @ylegm Same
iconicshadow89: thicc world crapshot confirmed
drcthulu: He's from one of the heavy gravity or thick worlds
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: isnt the thicc world just catachan
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Sorator13: ahoy!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
xythrogar: is the thicc world just that planet that is a man?
Spades_Slicc: Howdy raiders
MrGibberish: Hi joe and gang!
TheWanderingNomad: Lali-ho Raider-rinos o/
ylegm: Hey Joe
JoeKim: joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl joekimBarCrawl
Sorator13: you just missed thicc-serge discussion
Boon_33: the atmosphere of a thiccworld is 10% lard
JoeKim: hello friends
WiJohn: What's up? It's their body temperature
dry_cereal: hello joe
Sorator13: @Boon_33 thank you, that prompted a visceral reaction
Mr_Horrible: Boon_33 just planetary fatbergs
JoeKim: hows the murder train
airylan: would the game be more or less fun if the bad guys were Orks constantly yelling WAAAAAGH! at the players?
drcthulu: more fun obviously
Bahumot: I feel the Orks would be the good guys. Compared to everyone else.
Nuurgle: @airylan that's the Space Marine game
Fanklok: Hey Cam, what's a servitor?
RockPusher: Happy Birthday JoeKim joekimCheers
JoeKim: oh thanks rockpusher
JoeKim: oh god
BusTed: 🎂 🎂 🎂
Sorator13: @Bahumot The Orks certainly think so
JoeKim: what did i do
RandomTrivia: HAP BIRF
RockPusher: gabyLul
JoeKim: lmao
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SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
TheWanderingNomad: God?
Mr_Horrible: sofieBirthday
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JoeKim: lolol
BusTed: Now try harmonizing out of sync.
Sorator13: happy birf!!
squ3e: Happy birthday to you is always a fun game of "Marilyn Monroe or kindergarten classroom"
MooneShyne: Now do the sea shanty
SnackPak_: oh my
SymphonicLolita: LUL
MooneShyne: jk jk
saucemaster5000: better than marilyn monroe
control_rig: Welp
Sorator13: oh god
Pharmacistjudge: you singing happy brithday to joseph kimberly?
RandomTrivia: benginLul
TehAmelie: by the way who amongst us have used an actual axe? like to cut trees down? it takes work that this game doesn't seem to understand
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
tidehollowcat: 'happy birthday' sure has a different connotation to me after watching Witch from Mercury.
Getter404: RIP Serge
TheWanderingNomad: SERGE
grgriffin3: Wake him up, I'm sure it's fine
Mr_Horrible: not sure how I feel about Marilyn Benroe
excalgold: it's always the ogryn :P
Sorator13: @TehAmelie To be fair, these axes are probably very different from the ones we use
MWGNZ: serge made a chioce
ylegm: daemonhost = witch?
Getter404: I've never seen a group take one on without a Riot Shield
Rhynerd: RIP Serge
saucemaster5000: tank you very much serge
Sorator13: @ylegm yep
drcthulu: trauma is a kind of experience yes
Rhynerd: @ylegm p much
dm818: keep the psycher away from the daemon
Getter404: @ylegm Pretty much yeah
swampcat12: i love the way the chainsaw slowly drags through enemies
noSmokeFire: oof, ow, right in the chaos taint
kirbytronic: This is Warhammer. You don't *avoid* things, you *kill* them. Or are killed by them, but usually the first thing, in your mind.
JoeKim: that was a lot of HP off of serge
Bahumot: Is it JUST Nurgle represented in this game? Or are there Khorne, Slaanesh and Tzeentched levels?
Rhynerd: ah, Serge lived.
Sorator13: @Bahumot Currently just Nurgle
GMBPepper: hmm, this is teaching bad habits...
neisan2112: Oh Serge
TheWanderingNomad: Very bad habits
TheWanderingNomad: I'm honestly shocked the Daemonhoest didn't just outright kill Serge
Getter404: As the one with the largest body, clearly he needs the most healthcare
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drcthulu: Serge's job is to be thicc, not to strategize
Sorator13: oh that is very cool
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Rhynerd: Congrats on slawing the Daemonhost! I fully expected it to snap Serge's neck (among other bones).
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korvys: Good word, G
BusTed: benginO7
kirbytronic: Who could have foreseen this outcome, Ben
Mr_Horrible: This ossuary gets more teraflops than my computer
Sorator13: I *told* you to stop sitting on it!
MooneShyne: Hey I did this mission yesterday
control_rig: Pssht pssht bad dog!
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrNo ! Bad Dog!
LordZarano: jlrrNo , but fire
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Mr_Horrible: we got a regular 9S over here
squ3e: So these guys are zombies? What are we killin
squ3e: I dont play 40k
Sorator13: @squ3e chaos cultists
Getter404: STILL never got the Zealot Penance for stunning a sniper with a long bomb
MrGibberish: Ya, Cameron. Can we please get an explanation of what Servitors are and how they are ‘made’?
saucemaster5000: Sounds like Cam is on a four swords adventure
Bahumot: If they get Khorne themed foes and the Bloodthirster, that would be the purchase tipping point for me. (I loved Dawn of War)
Getter404: Just give yourself brain damage instead of using bullets, forehead tap
TehAmelie: from what i remember, servitors are sort of like slaves, except they only serve you
TacitusVigil: I don't understand why Thicc Serge doesn't simply eat the rest of them.
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Getter404: @TacitusVigil The Inquisitor said he'd get a sticker if he didn't.
Sorator13: LUL @amospiritus
Robot_Bones: THey Blew it up! You Maniacs! You Blew it all up!
control_rig: "Pretty intuitive" is NOT somethingyou normally hear about WH40k tech
Mazrae: now we just need both Ben and graham to say hacker voice I'm in
excalgold: i feel like the emperors data-interogator would be a lot more golden
Sorator13: @control_rig what do you find unintuitive about lasgun chainsaw nucks?
Dog_of_Myth: CAM
Sorator13: LUL
DoctorHutch: dogtide
control_rig: Dog, dogger, doggest
drcthulu: Merry Dogmas
YeetTheRich_: oh doggers my dude
squ3e: Doggers in chat
DoctorHutch: doogBurn
BusTed: Nothing could go wrong.
excalgold: things said before disaster for 10 thousand ben
Sorator13: you DID just say yo uwere unkillable
Sorator13: Nicole took that personally
TheWanderingNomad: I think they're dead guys
iconicshadow89: serge and ben beating a corpse meanwhile graham playing the objective
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
TehAmelie: Deep Rock Galactic took a wild turn last patch
BusTed: That's just bonus content.
Lysander_salamander: Oh, they've unlocked some things
Getter404: The pixel was our friend
HadesLeprechaun: vod ruined
saucemaster5000: We're sorry
thegitrogsquirrel: we thought you knew
squ3e: Wait I just saw Grahams name
Sorator13: @TehAmelie It all went downhill when the dwarves starting worshipping the god-emperor...
damn_i_am_pretty: Mr Pixel, noooo
SocraticMethod: Rock and stone => Blood and skulls
squ3e: Is that THE AGATHA FISTY??
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Getter404: @squ3e Ironically enough, she's a Shootmans now.
MrGibberish: @thewanderingnomad Rule #2 of Zombieland: Doubletap
freshmaker__: Force Staff? That's one of my favourite dota items yeah.
NotCainNorAbel: Should we point out all of your mistakes? I thought this was a nice chat
Sorator13: Still don't like that
airylan: does the beast of nurgle have a grin like he's just happy to be there?
MooneShyne: pop the zit on the back
saucemaster5000: Imagine if Jabba was actually good at doing anything
excalgold: oh hey a hanger with an arvus lighter !
drcthulu: chainsaw appendectomy
Fanklok: Serge should simply Norc the beast
GirlPainting: Red Tearstone Ring
eye_h_bar: Sounds like the Reaver in DAI
Shadowsoflife: ^
Lysander_salamander: oh, so it's sort of like the Zealot class in Vermintide 2
Dog_of_Myth: Nerds? In this chat? :p
GirlPainting: My nerd is stronger then yours!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How does one manage to get to a level of health between 0 and 100% in Dark Souls?
BrowneePoints: speaking of dorky isnt Owlcat doing a Rogue Trader crpg?
kirbytronic: Everybody but Bungie.
Lysander_salamander: The chain-axe looks fun
SocraticMethod: Man spigot got turned open
YeetTheRich_: did the floor really lose though
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints C? rpg
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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El_Funko: Yeah this game has that for contracts, but it shares team kills
El_Funko: So you don't have to fight over kills, it's nice
control_rig: Took 'em 20 years
Mr_Horrible: just degloving the same rabbit 5 times dazePain
TheWanderingNomad: TANK
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Sorator13: Oh dear
airylan: @BrowneePoints "computer" RPG.
dm818: cam's touchstone WoW experience?
DoodlestheGreat: Say, did they give this game the same kind of audience interaction extension as Vermintide, where we can vote on adding challenges to the game?
drcthulu: there can be only one flame dude
GirlPainting: you whant it rare or extra crispy?
excalgold: the best part is weird glitches like that ? totally work in world
squ3e: Ah so this is what my soccer mom does during my practice, I never knew oranges and caprisun came from Hive Worlds
Lysander_salamander: :D
The_Color_Twelve: in art as in life
swampcat12: i want to know cameron's just before burning crusade story 👀
korvys: Sugar, we're going down swinging (a chain axe)
GirlPainting: stairs are just vertical ladders!
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints not what I through it would be
squ3e: "Sometimes I can still hear his voice"
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
Lysander_salamander: I can still hear him...
NotCainNorAbel: thoughts and prayers
saucemaster5000: sometimes you gotta cut your losses
BloodnBullets: Serge trying to become the new head of LRR
Lysander_salamander: It's too early for there to be an end-game
Sorator13: Still think those medstations sound like they hurt more than they heal
iconicshadow89: its 40k every mission is a kill mission
Lysander_salamander: I'm so glad there isn't any friendly fire
sammy6345: It's the lit up doors
damn_i_am_pretty: oh, so this is just how delivery services work in 40K
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SeaDiegoFC: Blood for the Emperor, skulls for the golden throne!
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GirlPainting: 40k uber eats
TheWanderingNomad: @Lysander_salamander Funnily enough I believe there was FF in the Beta then they quickly reaalized that might be a bad idea :D
control_rig: It's fine Ben, flamethrowers are very precise weapons
Sorator13: Missing with a flamethrower certainly is... interesting?
control_rig: Easy to miss
El_Funko: That's the enemy flamers
eye_h_bar: I like that melee weapons seem to work nicely here
El_Funko: It has a green light on the door switch, but no HUD icon. You have to run around and check them all
HadesLeprechaun: there can be more than one in each room, open every locker
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Lysander_salamander: dang they made the wizards so squishy
MostExcellentHat: There is
excalgold: Macguffium
saucemaster5000: The barbecue smells funny
Lysander_salamander: darned dogs and the pained dog sound the devs gave them
A_Dub888: What is an axe if not a sharp hammer?
eye_h_bar: Well put
GirlPainting: my deathguard hate it when they extract their contaigon samples
Spades_Slicc: @A_Dub888 I thought "sharp hammer" was a mattock?
Mr_Horrible: Calling a chaos spawn a "dweeb" until it starts crying and leaves
RedRaptor: Fighting fire with fire, I see.
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
BusTed: benginLul
Sorator13: quite the firefight
Lysander_salamander: crouches of respect
BusTed: eeby deeby
BusTed: 🤔
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
SerGarretCameron: gee, what do you think this is, God of War?
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Sorator13: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: 1:1
Kramburger: There's no heresy in the elevator
eye_h_bar: Oh Serge
control_rig: Serge, you cinnamon roll
Lord_Hosk: I ALSO got 958!
CaptainSpam: Serge. Pls. LUL
Lysander_salamander: nice that it shares it with the squad
Izandai: Never change, Serge.
Pharmacistjudge: (serge is not a cinnamon roll)
Pharmacistjudge: Love serge, not cinnamon roll
SocraticMethod: In the grim darkness of future, heckler & koch still make HK416
saucemaster5000: I tried to recycle fluids, found out I'm not bendy enough
Fanklok: Tecy
El_Funko: Ben if you see Enclavum Baross in the mission list y'all should do that, it's the raddest environment
Fanklok: Recycle your fluids sounds like Ben is telling us to drink piss
SocraticMethod: @saucemaster5000 no no, re-cycle. Common mistake I'm afraid
LoadingReadyRun: you're the raddest enviroment
YeetTheRich_: @LoadingReadyRun no u
Pharmacistjudge: recycle is fine with good enough filters
LordZarano: Recycle your fluids everyone:
ThePixelSavage: hmmm the backgroudn sound indicates someone is not taking his break ....
TehAmelie: funny story. one time when me and my grandpa and a couple of cousins were haling timber onto a truck for both firewood and carpenting, grandpa managed to touch my fingers with the chainsaw blade. i was fine, basically just got a little cut on my ring finger. but the moment before i got my glove off so i could see the damage, is basically every moment with the chainsaw axe here
Wicker_Guide: @TehAmelie that would be terrifying
Mazrae: can't wait to get my new computer in March to play this game it looks amazing
Alas_Babylon: Praise Bee
excalgold: i heard' Praise Beej'
BusTed: 🙌
Getter404: Praise the Emperor and his normal amount of arms
saucemaster5000: He smells nice
SocraticMethod: Praise the Emperor and pass the ammunition
Orlantia: holy shit, thicc Serge
ArdCollider: he has a very normal amount of arms!
noSmokeFire: The Emperor is Papa John
drcthulu: This is how Serge got so thicc
HorusFive: The way he's 100% not a dead husk!
SocraticMethod: Is Cam muted again?
crono3453: He's totally alive, for real.
frank_the_great: I too am speechless
Orlantia: the emperor is more pragmatic than Papa John
Lysander_salamander: nice
Dread_Pirate_Westley: To prefer any aspect of the emperor is to commit heresy against the rest.
Fanklok: @nosmokefire hold uo there Papa John isn't that racist
ThePixelSavage: how could you ever decide when everything is so cool about the emperor. dont make me choose.
frank_the_great: You mean that suspenders?
Lysander_salamander: those are suspenders
saucemaster5000: Emperor is a Reel Big Fish
lord_wertornion: ooof so many people had those belts
Lysander_salamander: :D
swampcat12: did the emperor mute cameron
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
GhostValv: D:
Izandai: WOW
frank_the_great: Lol
MadWolf1290: wow
grgriffin3: Damn
drcthulu: The emperor 5 starred all the hard trombone master songs
BusTed: seabatYIKES
BrindleBoar: stop stop he's already dead
SnackPak_: fair
Pharmacistjudge: Ben Hulmer....
Wicker_Guide: -___ ded
excalgold: Please what are 'friends' ? i do not understand this word.....
They_Are_Alyx: @swampcat12 Muted for heresy
noSmokeFire: imagine if all the space marines had to play trombone in honor of the emperor
Lysander_salamander: I have no fashion sense
EldarLuin: Someone get that person some burn cream
The_Color_Twelve: same thing I'm doing now...
RandomTrivia: All this war and violence and THAT was the most punchy thing that's happened on stream :D
The_Color_Twelve: katesSuffer
GirlPainting: A- Ki - La
Wicker_Guide: eagles
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TehAmelie: when i was in high school, i was busy with about 13 out of 16 class members purely hating me
frank_the_great: @saucemaster5000 Thanks for the gift sub!
Lysander_salamander: that's a lot, for a game that you already paid for.
Pharmacistjudge: I cannot abide
TetraRay: it's getting bad
Sorator13: And this is why I almost never buy them.
goombalax: the one snorlax outfit I wanted from Unite was over 50 bucks
SocraticMethod: I don't think Valorant Gunskins are very good comparison point. They are macrotransactions by that level.
EscherichiaCole: I mean it's $10ish US
Lysander_salamander: That's half the price of the game
nymistrya: Back in my day we paid $4.99 for horse armor and we liked it
HadesLeprechaun: for me, it's a AAA game that is only $40, so I can justify spending an extra $20 on DLC in the game before I'll get mad about it
BrindleBoar: $10 for a skin is too much in reality. In our Harambe-less universe, it's just another day.
Darleysam glares at Overwatch 2
LinearGif: "fancy basic"
drcthulu: arena is also free for the base game
excalgold: i want to say its also a way for old lost transmogs to get to people ?
Loonatic93: That does sound pretty great! Unfortunately it's Acti-Blizz.
Fruan: The best feature on Arena is that most of the cosmetics are dogshit ugly so I feel no desire to spend money on them.
Finalsora811: I am also very excited for the Trading Post, Ben.
TheInnsanity: is WoW still run by blizzard though?
RandomTrivia: Pffft HypeLUL
Pharmacistjudge: As a person from Cincinnati, who visits the Cincinnati Zoo...can we just move past Harambe already?
excalgold: Inflection point serge?
WizardZedd: Are we in a stub?
WhirlwindAbyss: The new trading post feture in WOW looks realy cool
Loonatic93: @TheInnsanity Unfortunately.
TehAmelie: ripperoni in pepperoni, brother Harambe
Mazrae: nexus point?
drcthulu: flash point
Izandai: The Flash does that all the time in the comics.
El_Funko: that recent scifi series Peripheral deals with that too
El_Funko: it was pretty good
Mr_Horrible: until Flashpoint where you find out that's been fucking everything up
asthanius: Cameron may also be muted again, if he’s speaking
noSmokeFire: karen in the front, party in the back
LinearGif: Flash's one power is running away from problems
ThePixelSavage: the reverse mullett ... party in the front business in the back.
YeetTheRich_: right down the road
EscherichiaCole: Ok I love Barber-chiurgeon
EscherichiaCole: this universe is so good
TacitusVigil: The block chain calls it Forking Kappa
asthanius: Yep
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
asthanius: There we go
MadWolf1290: HI!
EldarLuin: Poor Cam
thanzo: when you run faster than light, you only see darkness
RandomTrivia: OH NOOOOO
HorusFive: It's OK Cam, we've been totally able to hear you the whole time.....
Lysander_salamander: oh noo
thanzo: oh no
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
Izandai: OH NO mattlrDed
goombalax: craps
Getter404: The Patriarch returns
drcthulu: point of divergence
swampcat12: Tragic
EldarLuin: Cam, can you speak louder into the mic, please?
El_Funko: Enclavum Baross
TacitusVigil: Heresy!
saucemaster5000: dodge rolls emperor, mashes R1
El_Funko: I think that's it right there, 2 difficulty
drcthulu: do a 3
TehAmelie: the other day five chimpanzees got shot in a Swedish zoo because they broke out and the zoo "didn't have any tranquilizers". it's started a debate about closing zoos altigether
El_Funko: yeah it's sick
ThePixelSavage: "i had an entire thing and I said" ... yeah Cam this Inquisition agent needs you to repeat it ... we have to hear it from your mouthhole.
El_Funko: it's imperium as fuck
GirlPainting: My favorite thing about the emperor is, he provides me with infenite amounts of fresh guardsmen to corrupt ^^
LinearGif: "My favorite thing about the emperor is how he guards my soul" *Everyone stares on in guarded silence*
Lysander_salamander: oh didn't know there's mutators for missions
RandomTrivia: GRAHAM
excalgold: bulldoze the zooes and make affordable houseing! or a park
Getter404: Dicks out for Sanguinius
asthanius: dicks out for 5 chimpanzees
YeetTheRich_: ah well ... *unzips*
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
grgriffin3: Graham
RandomTrivia: benginLul
GhostValv: benginO7
Sorator13: lrrWOW
Fanklok: Haha yeah, again...
eye_h_bar: That's his favorite thing about the Emperor
BrowneePoints: They shoot loose primates more often than not when human safety is in danger because tranqs take a long time for Chimps/Gorillas
GMBPepper: Oh Chim-panzee
ThePixelSavage: making sure they are still there
drcthulu: I like how the ogryn takes up like half the room
Getter404: Thanks to his state of the art cybernetic implants, it's been theorized that the Ogryn can count to six
Izandai: @TehAmelie My understanding is the issue was more "Tranquilizers don't take effect immediately and in the meantime the chimps will be a lot angrier and just as near to people."
Fanklok: He also loses count after 3
asthanius: gotta make sure
swampcat12: gotta make sure they're all still there
RandomTrivia: Woah
JadedCynic: He's trying to figure out "they said there's four people in the troop bay, but I can only see three..."
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Lysander_salamander: checking for mutations and gangrene
ThePixelSavage: they are also counting all the friends they made today.
GMBPepper: oh this level rocks
drcthulu: Bloodborne level
GMBPepper: welcome to a society
Izandai: And seeing as chimps are sociopaths on a good day...
El_Funko: Well definitely not outside, but higher up in the society
Kramburger: The Ogryn was making sure he wasn't a genestealer
JadedCynic: Uh....Serge, I got bad news for you...
Lysander_salamander: here comes the lore
TehAmelie: i do have to wonder if keeping primates in zoos serves any animal welfare at all
The_Color_Twelve: this is were "some" people live
asthanius: Getting real Armored Core vibes
excalgold: they got inspiration from everything else :P
Jakelope13: And this is all just /one/ cathedral
JadedCynic: welcome to a hive world
Getter404: It's a Hive World, you don't want to see the sky
drcthulu: just build 4 dimensionally
thanzo: just. keep. building.
The_Color_Twelve: "A switch!"
BrowneePoints: Very, very polluted
The_Color_Twelve: its space
asthanius: the sky is full of bees, it's a hive world
Dog_of_Myth: Fortinite players got serious in 40K
Getter404: Well the clouds have a habit of stripping your flesh, for one
BrowneePoints: or yea so high it's in space
GMBPepper: Stairs continue to be the most dangerous thing in the 40K universe
excalgold: remember when the Pacific northwest was on fire ? remember what the clouds looked like ? yea that...all the time
mwlsn: wow, that heat ripple effect is real good
northos: inb4 39
Lysander_salamander: is it all at once, or accumulative?
NotCainNorAbel: it was 38 in 11 seconds
El_Funko: @Lysander_salamander It's within a 10 second period I believe
RandomTrivia: benginPet
Getter404: The last year of Necromunda releases have taken place in the waste outside the city walls and... the the giant mutant fleas are a real vibe
Fanklok: Yellow on the environment points you to where you're supposed to go
JadedCynic: yep, that's what someone asks "what happens when you can't build up anymore?" - they continue to build up, and just pressurize the new levels
HorusFive: mattlrConfus
swampcat12: dogs love him, fish fear him
Lysander_salamander: did they code it so specials are attracted to psychers more?
cmdrzellgaudis: Is everyone playing this with keyboard and mouse?
BrowneePoints: Cam, do you also hate the old lab who just waddles over and rests it's silvering head on your lap in silence, content with your companionship and nothing more?
BrowneePoints: its*
goombalax: seems like dogaganda
Lysander_salamander: spy check!
Lysander_salamander: or are they custodes?
excalgold: Jimmy Space and his Space Marines
drcthulu: Cam is so stylish and stands out from the rest of you it makes sense
Jakelope13: @BrowneePoints Now point at that dog-thing again and tell me it's an "old lab" with a straight face
El_Funko: Metal Hellsinger is rad
saucemaster5000: Elden Ring's soundtrack had some legit bangers
BrowneePoints: With big name metal singers on the soundtrack
lord_wertornion: I was bad at the demo of Metal Helsinger
goombalax: Eisenhorn
BrowneePoints: Serj tanian, Matt Heafy, Tatyana Shmayluk
drcthulu: Heresy, it says Heresy
BrowneePoints: Tankian*
WiJohn: Probably heresy
noSmokeFire: enkimon -> enkidumon -> enkidudumon
goombalax: Eisenhorn is a famous inquisitor
neisan2112: Normal human noises
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak
RockPusher: sergeSqueak sergeMoly sergeFriend
WiJohn: Is that a normal human noise I hear
MrGibberish: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
BrindleBoar: ogyn powers LUL
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Bratmon: Have we tried diplomacy?
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BrindleBoar: *r
drcthulu: Thank goodness for thiccness
ThePixelSavage: why do you have less health bars now ?
Lysander_salamander: "these stairs go up!"
Mr_Horrible: from not recognizing stairs to sorta recognizing stairs
Fanklok: Higher difficulties give fewer wounds
Fanklok: so it's easier to due for real
Dog_of_Myth: Ben found a way to get ahead in game
Fanklok: die*
goombalax: if you need a golden statue funded, they got u
JadedCynic: a DEDICATED professional :D
BrowneePoints: I just...what is your population growth like that you can afford to sacrifice 1000 psykers a day to keep space travel open
LidofLoathing: @BrowneePoints I
RandomTrivia: benginFine
Enmity777: what a series of events LUL
El_Funko: Fire, my one weakness
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
El_Funko: how did you know
GirlPainting: GlitchLit GlitchLit
JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints pretty much
LidofLoathing: @BrowneePoints I'm pretty sure there's trillions of humans in the Imperium. Life is very cheap
goombalax: @BrowneePoints they have ships that sail across a million worlds looking for psykers
Jakelope13: I'm fairly certain that, if they could ever do a population count, the human population is in the trillions. Double-digits, minimum
BrowneePoints: Trappers, Ratcatchers, Jockeys/Smokers, always the worst
Enmity777: what difficulty are they on?
goombalax: there are trillions on terra alone
neisan2112: Dilt Bifferent
Sethalidos: he's duilt bifferent?
ThePixelSavage: well all Ogryns are built different ... genetically that is
damn_i_am_pretty: Preacher, preach thy self
ThePixelSavage: is there no friendly fire ?
NSGReaper: ?codefall 3
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BrowneePoints: @goombalax I understand that, but like, given a Terran year, that's still 365,000 people a year and I wonder what your population growth has to be like to keep that supported
korvys: You pass butter
RandomTrivia: D'awwww
JadedCynic: the game's immersion is SO good...
Enmity777: @thepixelsavage there is not, ogryn would be so painful to play otherwise
excalgold: there are untold millions of worlds
HadesLeprechaun: Hi-IntensityI like the ones that say "take me with you"
excalgold: the blackships fly to all of them
GMBPepper: "I can ease your pain or extend your suffering"
BrowneePoints: so which planet is Space Scotland
The_Color_Twelve: other way
excalgold: Tanith, its not around any more
saucemaster5000: thoroughly impressed with the voice work in this game. Also, I love Scotlandworld
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
excalgold: oh hey upside down buildings, neat
RandomTrivia: WOW
FITorion: nO AND
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
FITorion: Gah caos
saucemaster5000: You ever like someone screamed and threw their phone in the ocean in real life?
MadWolf1290: Cam is back (unmuted) and is making up for lost time
TehAmelie: in the grim darkness of the far future, they just do not have this picture of a kitty who has just discovered what it's like to sleep really deep
El_Funko: Getting flanked by enemies is this game's meat and potatoes
BrowneePoints: so I looked up Tanith
BrowneePoints: seems like Chaos done Fucked Up by killing their homeworld
El_Funko: You gotta constantly check your surroundings, the AI loves to send 1 or 2 dudes from the blind spots
Deltroid11: redboiSpin
TehAmelie: if they did, i think that "there is only war" stuff would shuffle back a bit
BrowneePoints: cuz Tanith-First-And-Only seem uh...effective as a Regiment
NSGReaper: ?codefall 3
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excalgold: and are slowly being whittled down to nothing
TheAinMAP: RPGFireball RPGFireball RPGFireball
Fanklok: Fun fact Ad Mech litanies and canticles are them reading the instruction manual in high gothic
Mr_Horrible: Little Guy Alert
LurkingLuusi: holy flamma
eDRoaCH: thats not how a zelot thinks of a heretic ben
excalgold: Quip, the chaos god of puns?
Getter404: Big AdRic Energy
grgriffin3: We need AdRic to confirm if he is truly a Little Guy or not
RandomTrivia: Graham, did you learn nothing from Tonberrys about respecting "little guys" lrrBEEJ
eDRoaCH: Mercy is a weakness
GhostValv: :)
tidehollowcat: sergeSqueak
JadedCynic: yeah, the enemy flamer has a 'bbq starter' for a pilot light
BrowneePoints: in Warhammer Fantasy The Great Horned Rat is a Minor Chaos God yea?
QmonsterGames: it's a pilot light
GMBPepper: +++Redacted by order of the Inquisition+++
eDRoaCH: i play zealot and love the shotgun, you can snipe with it and its great cover charging forward
RandomTrivia: benginLurk
Orlantia: worst doggo
Getter404: @BrowneePoints Major god in Sigmar since Slaneesh is in God Jail and the Skaven kinda "won" WHF
Getter404: The other 3 still think he's a joke though
eDRoaCH: my zealot's name is Sigmar :D
TehAmelie: Tonberrys only teach you about being terrified of little weird guys after they terriblemurder you
JadedCynic: sorry serge
Lysander_salamander: :D
JadedCynic: did you ever play Left 4 Dead?
Papperslappen: It's just a little war
JadedCynic: again, welcome to war
korvys: He is the brute squad
RandomTrivia: "You ARE the Brute Squad"
JadedCynic: good conclusion SeemsGood
RandomTrivia: benginFingers @korvys
TemporallyAwry: If there is no point of reference, >Become< the point of reference
EricTheOrange: I mean how can anyone be better at melee than the large lad.
eDRoaCH: ogryn has the push F to be surrounded by enemies button tho
El_Funko: Ogryn has bonus heavy attack damage, so they're really good at big cleaving heavy attacks
El_Funko: excellent horde clear
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Fanklok: This game really makes you use actual tactics instead of playing like it's cod
Jakelope13: "I am one with the Warp!" is probably the /last/ thing you want to hear your Sanctioned Psyker shouting
DoctorHutch: well timed howl after blurrsed
Fanklok: "sanctioned"
goombalax: "tolerated psyker"
Fanklok: ""tolerated""
Dog_of_Myth: So many dogs
goombalax: I mean they havent shot her yet
RavingPenguin: Can you rebind ping to a side button Graham?
Jakelope13: I believe it's "not permitted to kill"
HadesLeprechaun: dodge, Ben!
Getter404: Gnome Chomsky that tube!
excalgold: it's Thicc Serge's friend
WokenClick: Doris!
The_Color_Twelve: if you hold the charge before releasing you can lock on and not worry about the charging to far
JadedCynic: Serge, remember Gnome Chomsky?
bluegargantua: Companion Tube
ThePixelSavage: thats very Ogryn of Serge. Ogryns always need something they can care for to work properly
RavingPenguin: Ramirez!
Sethalidos: It's a little gnome!
JadedCynic: if you could hit people with the power cell, it'd probably break the cell
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: I still don't mind the puppies oh he's got some sake
BrowneePoints: cake*
The_Color_Twelve: the head is the weak point
Nuurgle: beautiful <3
JadedCynic: serge at 150% and toxic
Daedrin: May the light of the Emperor fill your batteries and empty your magazines.
Wicker_Guide: wait...who killed a little sister? lrrSLOTH
RandomTrivia: Oh that thing can MOVE
Sorator13: swiggity swooty
The_Color_Twelve: thats a hard drop
El_Funko: this is intense
Dog_of_Myth: hahaah
HadesLeprechaun: well you made it to the last area, at least!
ThePixelSavage: the smell that comes of that thing must be nauseating
PharaohBender27: !storm
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Daedrin: Serge is like. Let's see where this goes.
Enmity777: what a recovery
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Lysander_salamander: yay
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: Cheer150
Wicker_Guide: Rhino down team. Rhino down.
xantos69: Ben I got to watch you actively game right there!
prince_infidel: benginDab benginDab benginDab
JadedCynic: yeah, and?
excalgold: BLOCK WARS! woooo!
drcthulu: the whole planet is a city
El_Funko: lots of layers
WiJohn: Riot supression
Lysander_salamander: it's so big there's weather indoors
Wicker_Guide: the guns aren't to keep enemies out serge, they're to keep citizens in
Nuurgle: surrender
El_Funko: the whole planet is layers of metal
Mr_Horrible: Imagine cops, but larger, Serge
GMBPepper: They'll never expect an aerial insertion ... from underground
The_Color_Twelve: defense in depth
notthepenguins: suppressing the citizens
Jakelope13: They were on the outside. And then they kept building, and those guns became inside, instead
BrowneePoints: Ogryns are like Onyns
eDRoaCH: do ogres have layers?
Getter404: I assume at some point around 32k this WAS the top floor
Daedrin: A city-state is like an Ogryn.
grgriffin3: Heretics are everywhere, Serge. Gotta have guns inside to make them easier to deal with!
GirlPainting: Ogres have Onions?
Duwani1: Serge does not get just how stupid huge a hab city is
JadedCynic: Because there's big spaces inside here that you can easily fly in, so it needs AA cover
ThePixelSavage: its called defense in depth Serge. Would you please read one of the manuals they hand out at recruitment. jeez. :P
Fanklok: There's a full war going on, you play as squads of expendable inquisition dudes making sure things still work and Chaos doesn't do sneaky shit
Rhynerd: There’s a landing pad here, so clearly it’s important to make sure only the proper flyong things use it.
Dog_of_Myth: Nurgle got some drip
brat_the_wurst: that guy is out here in his bath robe
Lysander_salamander: oh embroidered skulls nice
El_Funko: yeah this map has some real pox walker drip
drcthulu: He's got the versace robe
ylegm: Who shot the couch?
eDRoaCH: thats a heretic pattern ben
freshmaker__: before you focused on him I thought the robe dude was wearing a Hawaiian shirt
asthanius: Good joke, G
JadedCynic: dude was wearing the drapes - a whole 'Gone With the Wind' vibe...
Daedrin: Red Velvet Rope is heresy.
drcthulu: some things are worth committing heresy for
Mr_Horrible: Nurgle's got drip (Ed. Note: the drip is pus)
xythrogar: nurgle probably drips a lot, yeah
ImmortalLen: That's some dangerous talk Ben.
Kaorti: nurgle has drip. post-nasal drip
Jakelope13: "What do you think we've been doing this whole time?!"
asthanius: "Call the fashion police...but not for me!"
WokenClick: does the flamethrower take ammo?
Daedrin: You know I think if they had a few hundred more heretics, this might be a fair fight.
El_Funko: Yeah it has ammo
BrowneePoints: I'd say SLaanesh has the best fashion, but the Slaaneshi seem like the butt ass naked in a J-string and nipple pasties crowd
dumbo3k: @WokenClick yes
WokenClick: gotcha, thanks
Wicker_Guide: just think. you could be one meatbag, or you could be 10,000 maggots. isn't that better
eDRoaCH: ben, have you tried thumb button on axe?
JadedCynic: @Jakelope13 "dragging your feet? If you'd been properly purging back THEN, you wouldn't anything to fight NOW"
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
GirlPainting: ben was the traitor al along!
Duwani1: Top left covers nothing but the discord flashes
notthepenguins: immaculate drip would be a slaaneshi thing but canon depictions are usually super dull
excalgold: the support squad landing to secure the AA Guns
RandomTrivia: Pfffft benginLul
pvtjoker3: how much is the game
El_Funko: the shield is a game changer for ogryn
HadesLeprechaun: @pvtjoker3 $40 us
El_Funko: I never used anything else once I got it
pn55: The shield is great!
asthanius: Show Feat
Lysander_salamander: yay
Morrigan9: feet are handy
Sorator13: hooray, feet!
saucemaster5000: Like feet. You like Thai?
El_Funko: warhammer feetyk
JadedCynic: feet are the master tech
GirlPainting: TEETH...i mean FEET
Sorator13: Graham, I highly recommend not locking your feet to begin with
the510: whoa, did someone say feet? i LOVE feet!
EricTheOrange: eat your feet.
excalgold: thats the second time ben has used that word....what are 'friends' ?!
JadedCynic: Sorry - it's my fault
PharaohBender27: Us!? sparkl171Shocked
ThePixelSavage: @excalgold its what you get when you join a cult
Jakelope13: @Jakelope13 "Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you because I was just /Head Deep In Heretics/, and I think they were jamming the signal with their bodies!"
RandomTrivia: @El_Funko That is a DEEPLY cursed phrase, good job
Gascitygaming: is my fave hoodie i own
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - hoodie is the fn bust
NotCainNorAbel: best
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
The_Color_Twelve: I just got that hoodie and am wearing it right now, its great
EricTheOrange: die?
JadedCynic: NOT DIE
saucemaster5000: unlock feet
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midichlorianuser: commit heresy
BrindleBoar: whoa Black Templars, Rogal Dorn
Fanklok: What if hypothetically I have already dangled your various bingles?
PharaohBender27: :D
RandomTrivia: benginLul Smooth
Izandai: PrideLaugh
BrowneePoints: oh hey my grandpa was trained to drive a tank in ww2
Sorator13: LUL
BrowneePoints: and then never drove tank
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Sorator13: lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: don't anger heather
PharaohBender27: !storm
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RandomTrivia: !schedule
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PharaohBender27: OK, should be tolerable sub-reading levels, minus scroll
Dog_of_Myth: Choo Choo
Mr_Horrible: Citizen Sleeper is a good 'un from everything I've seen
SymphonicLolita: CHOO CHOO
LaconicLad: I am very much enjoying Citizen Sleeper.
Mr_Horrible: Choosef Choosef
Rhynerd: 👀
saucemaster5000: out of the waiting room!
pn55: Choo Choo! Here we go!
TheAinMAP: lairofLove
korvys: ~lasttweet Commander
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JadedCynic: choo....choo....
RandomTrivia: The thumbnail for that on the schedule looks absolutely horrifying
Rhynerd: Signalis was completed?
lochnessseammonster: the train is coming!
asthanius: the what
BrowneePoints: you mean Wednesday yea?
BrowneePoints: yea it's US
SnackPak_: it is
BrowneePoints: i just realized I typed "it's GIF" unironically
Fanklok: Oh boy t
saucemaster5000: I know AFK is you weekly, what game are you playing?
SymphonicLolita: RANGOON TIME
RandomTrivia: Ian has Time to Gab? Excellent
Mr_Horrible: Things of that nature
RavingPenguin: Mother
RavingPenguin: The rangoon mother
Fanklok: All the LRR gossips people and James
Lord_Hosk: That was LadyHosk's favorite game to play with her grandmother in her greenhouse while watching the roses grow!
NotCainNorAbel: I love people...I mean crab ragoon!
Lysander_salamander: Emperor... the crab rangoon
RandomTrivia: Oh my
Lord_Hosk: And LadyHosk didn't make up that story about the Us weekly game AT ALL! it was 100% true
circusofkirkus: and you have used the same sleeves since 95 right?
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TemporallyAwry: New Sleeves, or sticking with the Lilac?
korvys: Judges always have interesting collections
SnackPak_: ooo
notthepenguins: ooo
RandomTrivia: benginHype
laundreydhull: Crimmus Live?
korvys: I get to want LRL on Xmas day (Timezones!)
korvys: *watch
dumbo3k: lrrbot dawt calm
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
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RandomTrivia: Oh god no...
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
RandomTrivia: I have to hear that album so many times at one of my jobs... benginCry
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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Lysander_salamander: have a good evening, everyone!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Good night.
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RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SnackPak_: GL
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, everyone! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
pn55: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 20 cm is not a snowpocalypse.
saucemaster5000: gl hf
RockPusher: PizzaTime HypePizza PizzaTime HypePizza
serramarkov: Thank you!!!
DoodlestheGreat: Nighters.
Boon_33: Goodnight Everyone