laikagoat: bring me chooseph
KeytarCat: Chooseph chuckles
Juliamon: Choosiah Chaz
KeytarCat: Wait, is ChooChoo a JoJo?
saucemaster5000: I miss the waiting room already....
LordZarano: Choo Choo! I choose you!
Nigouki: ah, the days of walking uphill both ways through a foot of snow to get to your streaming office
blip2004: just going to get it out of the way. I choo choo choose you... TO DIE! lrrGOAT_SG
blip2004: BC got a lot of snow today, so I wondered if they were going to go to the office
Juliamon: They have confirmed they are there
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Choo Choo Charles) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
TheWriterAleph: time for froot froot spoop!
saucemaster5000: d'aww, just saw Remy in boots pic
Nigouki: it's a video
Nigouki: and it's adorable
NightValien28: remy is too cute
SnackPak_: lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSIG
terribleplan: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
NightValien28: TRAIN HYPE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The humble boys of the Let's Nope cried out for a horror game that would fill thier souls with happiness and cheer, and the lord, Choosive Choosive Charles, smiled and gave them the greatest game of the year. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1605367320716906496
SymphonicLolita subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
SymphonicLolita: [defunctland voice] chooseph entertainment charles
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princess_intell: hey there!
diceinbox: ITS HERE
Fanklok: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Choo Choo Charles) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Time to meet our chum cum charles
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
letfireraindown subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months, currently on a 24 month streak!
letfireraindown: Wooo
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SnackPak_: I always though it was Chooseph
diceinbox: Choo choooooo
princess_intell: oooooo fun
vensers_lab_tech: Car bad train good
Mortimew: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Pteraspidomorphi: Now it's time to stop and see what, er, spoop we got? I bet I'm the first to make this joke
Austere_Squire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Austere_Squire: what better way to celebrate 15 months than a spider train?
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ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: chum chum* dangit
FarleyF subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months, currently on a 94 month streak!
FarleyF: Choo Choo MF Choo Choo
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Juliamon: your what
They_Are_Alyx: CHOO CHOO TRAIN
candissimo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
candissimo: Happy Holidays!
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DEATHlikescats: The trains a comin!
princess_intell: the boys survived the snow to get here to us
letfireraindown: LET"S GOOOO '
Wrexadecimal: 3spoopy5me
that_jake: Is that a train whistle I hear in the distance?
mumblingpipes: CHOO CHOO
Cunobelenos: I choo choo chooooose Adam and Ben
SeaDiegoFC: I choo choo choose to watch this stream!
TropeArcana subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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diceinbox: To quote the game. “Charles is a bad train and you have a gun”
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for the boys to start Train-Train Terrance, the game we've all been waiting for lrrBEEJ
werewolftuxedo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
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neisan2112: CHOO CHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
matthaus_c: all hail chooseph
princess_intell: now we all get to remind Adam how much he hates snow /s
laikagoat: chooseph is imminent
DEATHlikescats: lrrSIG train time! lrrSIG
neisan2112: Got back just in time with some Japanese Chicken Curry
matthaus_c: chooseph, choomary and cheesus
Mr_Horrible: dammit that shoulda been Toot-Toot Terrance NotLikeThis
DarknessKingCoH subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months, currently on a 39 month streak!
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terribleplan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
terribleplan: Chooseph chooseph mother frooteph!
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matthaus_c: @neisan2112 did you bring enough for everyone >:|
Beofryn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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neisan2112: @neisan2112 Fuck no
thefightnerd: oh sheeeyt, it's time for choo-choo clarles!
kumatsu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
kumatsu: Have fun Chewing the Charles
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saucemaster5000: @neisan2112 principal's office
DEATHlikescats: 2020Shhh 2020Shhh 2020Shhh
laikagoat gifted a Tier 1 sub to thefightnerd! They have given 227 Gift Subs in the channel!
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thefightnerd: been waiting a long time for the spoopy bois to play this!
princess_intell: oooooooo someones in trooooouuuuuble
thefightnerd: @laikagoat Thanks for the gift sub!
KeytarCat: Chuckie chuckey Choo Choo
ButButTheJesus: OH HECK ITS CHOO-CHOO TIME
TheWarDoctor8: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
laikagoat: @thefightnerd fionLove lrrSHINE
KeytarCat: I spelled that two different ways, huh
Dog_of_Myth: In the immortal words of the Quad City DJ's, C'Mon 'N Ride it.
94 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
princess_intell: so which game is this? we're trying to build a train right
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
NarishmaReborn: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
tehfewl: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok
frank_the_great: Hello from Wheeler's chat, it's great to be here
YeetTheRich_: CHOO wheelerH
artemi7: This is a happy train simulator, right?
BorealMage: meowdy
Mr_Horrible: Where we're going we won't need wheels, but we appreciate them all the same seabatClap
Cunobelenos: Welcome to Woo Woo William
Meyari subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 96 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Meyari! (Today's storm count: 41)
Juliamon: buckle in, rodeo
matthaus_c: @princess_intell it's a train sim occasionally interrupted by a bloodthirsty train spider
saucemaster5000: hello wheeler chat welcome to the hype train
invickthus: Raid from Wheeler, thanks for having us it's great to be here!
princess_intell: neat @matthaus_c
PotatoWraiths: let's gooooo
Mister_BlueSky: This may be a short one.
ReaperTitan152001: All Aboard! Chugga, Chugga, CHOO CHOO!
hatboozeparty: Raid from Wheeler, thanks for having us it's great to be here!
neisan2112: Wheeler chat goes from Stardew to CHOO CHOOO
fungal_bird: CHOO CHOO motherfuckers
bearravenson: CHOO CHOO TRAAAAAIN
matthaus_c: Starchoo Valley
WiJohn: The most dread beast of them all
lazermeow: Choo Choo let's go mudda fudgers.
Mr_Horrible: neisan2112 honestly, both are horror when you get down to it Kappa
luke1x: here comes the boys!
BorealMage: tbf Stardew also has a train
princess_intell: is it haunted
DEATHlikescats: Chooooooo chooooooooo
invickthus: boy time boy time boy time boy time boy time.
neisan2112: @Mr_Horrible Will this be as gay tho?
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lairofTrain
laikagoat: fionWiggle fionWiggle fionWiggle
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
princess_intell: da bois r back in town
Orxolon: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
JarofGoats: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
patrick_stonecrusher: yeah! made it home in time for the Choosefning!
DeM0nFiRe: okbaiiii~~~
Anubis169: Hellooooooooooo chat :D
TheWriterAleph: byeeee
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible probably not, unless the main character is into vore
invickthus: pack boyyyyyyyys
BusTed: It is time.
ClodiumSoride subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
ClodiumSoride: Nothing better to celebrate five whole years than a horrifying spider train.
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SnackPak_: lrrFINE
laikagoat: ok
SymphonicLolita: ok b-
matthaus_c: he denied us the baii NotLikeThis
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
wench_tacular: lrrFINE
fungal_bird: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
princess_intell: hey Adam how's the snow
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
Mister_BlueSky: Flawless.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mowdownjoe: FRUIT FRUIT
drcthulu: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
artemi7: How was the snow boys??
ReaperTitan152001: sergePeek
KevinTheShark: Ahhh, finally. The scariest thing in the universe. The industrial revolution of trains
mulligan2six: FROOT FROOT!
neisan2112: benginTD benginTD benginTD benginTD
Mr_Horrible: the Church of Choosef
hatboozeparty: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Cunobelenos: sergePopcorn
Catcard: AngelThump
themostjoast: CHOO CHOO
TheWriterAleph: 🙏🙏🙏
Mr_Horrible: sofieBless sofieBless
TheAinMAP: benginPray
ButButTheJesus: HUMMMMMMMM
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
neisan2112: benginFine benginFine benginFine benginFine benginFine benginFine
LordZarano: lrrSPOOP You're gonna get scared, ok?
Zalthia: choooooi
BusTed: benginPray
Dog_of_Myth: CHOO CHOO
lazermeow: Edgelord Ben in the house.
meatathon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
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matthaus_c: everyone open your textbooks on Chooseph 3:16
Papa_Princesse: CHOOOOOOOSEPH!
NotCainNorAbel: we all can use a hug
Andymonium: I just got here why are we listening to the Halo music
Anubis169: #NotACult
bearravenson: Hug it out, my children
blip2004: music is a bit loud
DEATHlikescats: The steam apostle of locomotion
luke1x: the cult of hug it out bro
lumlite: Low mics, or is it just me?
TheAinMAP: benginSpoop
ButButTheJesus: OHHHMMMMMM
Mr_Horrible: Choosef C. Charles
DeM0nFiRe: choo choo in his name
wench_tacular: choo choo
Speedo_Chungus: choooo choooo
TheWriterAleph: choooo... choooo... 🙏
SymphonicLolita: 🙏🙏🙏
KV1NN4: whaaat?
invickthus: calling out that this makes the highlight real.
CanadianPhenomJamesTurner: Yo, what if this game sucks?
neisan2112: CHOOOO CHOOOOO
princess_intell: totally #notacult
circusofkirkus: And choo be with you
Dog_of_Myth: choo choo
Cunobelenos: Chooooooooooooooooo
DEATHlikescats: Choooooooooo
laikagoat: Choo-Choo Chooseph Chuckles
Micsig: sajamPray sajamPray sajamPray sajamPray sajamPray sajamPray
Gizmoloid: chooo chooo
artemi7: chooo choooooooooo
WiJohn: #notacult
TheAinMAP: lairofTrain lairofTrain
LidofLoathing: #notacult
DEATHlikescats: Chooooooooooo
Candysniper015: Until yesterday I straight up thought Choo Choo Charles was like a putt putt game
themostjoast: bow your heads and choo in reverence, siblings
NightValien28: choosday
ButButTheJesus: CHOOOOOOOOOOO
Mr_Horrible: @CanadianPhenomJamesTurner then this bit will honestly be even funnier
raulghoulia: no worries. take us on this journey
CAKHost: #NoActuallyThisIsACult
SevenNedlySins subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SevenNedlySins! (Today's storm count: 44)
Wrexadecimal: hopefully this jounrey won't be dderailed
artemi7: #choocult
electra310: Cult of the ChooChoo
matthaus_c: dw, game absolutely does not suck, it actually went above and beyond expectations :p
Phailhammer: @Candysniper015 I suppose you could consider it a gritty reboot. lrrBEEJ
neisan2112: benginPray
luke1x: god I hope someone is clipping this
ReaperTitan152001: sergeOwl
patrick_stonecrusher: and one art game
Gulleko: lrrHORN lrrHORN eogRush
princess_intell: hi highlights reel
RandomTrivia: Hi friends... lrrHEART
Candysniper015: @phailhammer 🤣🤣
TheWarDoctor8: Bingo time! https://pump19.eu/bingo/leno
Zalthia: weren't you guys playing signalis last time?
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
artemi7: This has big LoadingReadyLive Highlights energy
Anubis169: just the bidden texts now
Mr_Horrible: LUL
SymphonicLolita: and also with you
ButButTheJesus: CHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mr_Horrible: of COURSE
TheWriterAleph: wow, a First Edition!
Andymonium: and also with you
invickthus: and with your spirit.
Speedo_Chungus: AND ALSO WITH YOU
TheWarDoctor8: PogChamp
bearravenson: Praise Chooseph
alittlebittilted: leave Adam like that
JarofGoats: May Chooseph Choose us all one day
Dragonality subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 49 months!
Dragonality: I don't know why I DIDN'T expect this, but here we are
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Dragonality! (Today's storm count: 45)
Anubis169: Spheeeeeeeeeeeda!
Andymonium: oh hey Ben
Gulleko: bexyHALO
YeetTheRich_: wow for PLAYSTATION 2?
hatboozeparty: Perfect
Mr_Horrible: another game with a conspicuous train
MilkInBags: praise the sun train
Yolysses: God I love you nerds
laikagoat: dark cloud 2? PogChamp
HadesLeprechaun: I can't speak to how much the boys will enjoy the game, but it did look to be less than 2 hours long, so I hope they've got a plan for afterwards!
luke1x: going all out! is it Christmas alreadt
artemi7: How was the snow, boys?
BorealMage: Oh hey it's Dar-... uh, I mean, "Choo Choo Charles"
BusTed: Definitely not Dark Cloud 2.
Anubis169: Spheda! Spheda! Spheda!
NotCainNorAbel: nice haircut
korvys: Oh, I thought it was Chooart
objectivefailure: It's Choo-chooseday innit
blip2004: lol the train in Dark cloud 2 was the villain all along
matthaus_c: Callisto Protocol hype :p
lazermeow: This feels like a scene from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
mowdownjoe: Living so close to a train station during that bit made it a bit surreal.
alittlebittilted: music still going too
drcthulu: spheda
Sogheim: oh hey did Ben get a fresh new haircut?
TheWriterAleph: omg stream plz
Joecool190: are you guys playing Choo-Choo Charles?
MilkInBags: SPHEDA FBtouchdown
adambomb625: Another episode of This Game is for Babies?
Mr_Horrible: it's Dark Cloud 2? No... it's Dark Cloud... CHOO
Wrexadecimal: GOLF GOLF GOLF
mowdownjoe: GOLF GOLF GOLF
Orxolon: they are not forbidden anymore!!ç
BusTed: 🏌️ ⛳
They_Are_Alyx: GOLF GOLF GOLF
ButButTheJesus: well, shit
matthaus_c: LET'S FIST A TRAIN
Blakemcm: awwwwww wyeaaaaaaa
neisan2112: TRAIN FUCKING TIME!
Wrexadecimal: rail 'em >:D
Anubis169: Suplex!
SymphonicLolita: CHOO CHOO
Blakemcm: my asmr
NarishmaReborn: uh
Nigouki: too close
TheWriterAleph: oh wait. is THAT what this stream is???
YeetTheRich_: adam please the chair
BrowneePoints: mmmm that exhaust
Valbatross_: those monks are dedicated
MilkInBags: wow I can hear ben in my soul;
wench_tacular: !phrasing
LRRbot: Ever forward, never phrasing.
artemi7: Adam gonna break the chair
bearravenson: Hey, highlight reel
ButButTheJesus: BEN
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP benginSpoop
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah, this is definitely not gonna live up to the hype.
ratstronomer: It did warrant the music still
patrick_stonecrusher: l like suplexing trains
DJManaT: and they call US monkeys
MilkInBags: wow release day! i'm so hyped!
themostjoast: what an unpleasant audio experience
artemi7: How's the snow?
Mr_Horrible: this is the stream where Ben and Adam finally become Voretubers
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
alittlebittilted: choo fing choo
lazermeow: My body Is ready!!!
smoke_knight: I thought we weren't allowed to do that to the chairs anymore
matthaus_c: plug the exhaustussy
MilkInBags: Ben, I am your dad
Austere_Squire: i mean, i haven't seen anyone play it so it might as well be release date
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I've avoided watching anyone else play this
YawnLance subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
YawnLance: Y'know I was going to be a little weird here but then Ben moaned "Fuck trains... fuck trains" into the mic and that's more than I could ever do.
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Scarbble: hi ben's dad!
LidofLoathing: I waited to watch Choo Choo Charles with Let's Nope, as God intended
SnackPak_: sup Kevin
justthorne: @patrick_stonecrusher Adam was trying to suplex that chair
Anubis169: bahahaha
mowdownjoe: Let's pretend we don't know that this will likely be a single-stream game.
Wrexadecimal: looool
princess_intell: oh God we have to "behave" now
MilkInBags: *actually* funny, damn
BusTed: gottem
invickthus: brutal
themostjoast: choo choo mr ulmer
Austere_Squire: so Mr. Ulmer watched Adam nya and uwu
luke1x: got damn
Blue_Anteater subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
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Mr_Horrible: YawnLance upstaged by streamer sofieCry
ButterBall000: Adam's back with his bisexual sitting
korvys: Ben, what does he think about you naming all your weird characters Kevin?
drcthulu: Savage
saucemaster5000: bet he really likes Adam talking about fisting kirby
WokenClick: 10 seconds after Ben yells out "fuck this train" you know my dad watches this show?
BrightstormRising: Does this mean you'll still be naming everyone Kevin?
BusTed: 😬
MilkInBags: LMAO
bethy_kins24: I avoided all other playthroughs of Choo Choo Charles to see you guys play
SymphonicLolita: oof
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
YeetTheRich_: lmao
SnackPak_: blat blat
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
vellebastet: LUL LUL
wench_tacular: jlrrFacepalm
alittlebittilted: ouch
Mr_Horrible: sofieOof
Wrexadecimal: ruined, lmao
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW
themostjoast: absolutely roasted
electra310: oh no
YawnLance: Oh so James is his fave, not Adam
ErrorProne_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
ErrorProne_: Woah, my favourite streamers playing choo choo charles
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MilkInBags: adam's soul just left his body and went to die in the snow
Mr_Horrible: "Adam keeps jumping in holes"
themostjoast: to a crisp, even
princess_intell: hey Adam hows the snow
drcthulu: you're the more handsome James
matthaus_c: yo the bees update fucked tho
TheAinMAP: escher3BEE escher3BEE benginBees
neisan2112: They haven't got to bees yet tho
MilkInBags: I love deez farm
Austere_Squire: they brought in Beej?!
matthaus_c: them bees thicc
Orxolon: choo choo boys
ButButTheJesus: NOT DA BEES
TemporallyAwry: Hey - honeyblocks revolutionized redstone machines! PridePog
vellebastet: Chooochoooo
laikagoat: bee farms are cool fionBee
artemi7: How was the snow?
Anubis169: nice mug of Vampire Blood
TheWriterAleph: what a relief LUL
vellebastet: I know nothing of it
MilkInBags: good? then it's bad
Valbatross_: I know actually nothing about the train game
BrowneePoints: Callisto is good
Mister_BlueSky: I have not heard such things.
patrick_stonecrusher: have you ever derailed a train - with your penis! - and Eat it. peice by peice.... for charity?
matthaus_c: Callisto is *fine*, good even
CanadianPhenomJamesTurner: So NOW you trust Twitch chat>
Andymonium: it didn't need to be a good game, we would've loved it anyway, but it is and that's just gravy
Orxolon: is this gonna be jumpscary?
Anubis169: Callisto is... repetitive
Valbatross_: Only bad result would be if the game is mediocre and boring
BrowneePoints: it's just shorter than folks wanted and the pc version is borked
neisan2112: I watched OneTopic play it some yesterday, and it looks legit scary
matthaus_c: people just had unreasonable expectations for Callisto
Joecool190: Callisto is not good
invickthus: Callisto is just so squelchy
invickthus: so many squelches.
Mr_Horrible: I'd say you can do 2 weeks Choo weeks
HadesLeprechaun: it's supposed to be like 90mins to 2 hours
Mister_BlueSky: You can potentially beat this in one stream.
MaddogM: quality is not a requirement
MilkInBags: let's just play on christmas :)
on_and_awful: I'll have to catch the vod, all. It's date night for me and the hubbo.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
alittlebittilted: it's pretty good for Charles. Callisto is ehh
drcthulu: choo choo charles is short so you should be fine
saucemaster5000: spoiled for choices
Gildan_Bladeborn: Callisto Protocol's issues are largely with the technology (but also a bit with the melee focus).
TheWriterAleph: hell yeah brudduh
KevinTheShark: Oh HECK yeahhhhh
WampaX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
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SnackPak_: those are always fun
GhostValv: oh wow
Mr_Horrible: just a heads-up, I've seen that the new Dark Pictures multiplayer is *VERY* buggy
Ravensfest subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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mowdownjoe: Yeah, I've seen people beat the game in 2 hours on a first playthrough.
Sheikun07 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
Sheikun07: Woo! As many months as I am years old!
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ErrorProne_: ooh new dark pictures, love watching yall play it
xantos69: That was NOT Cori's fault.
vellebastet: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
TheWarDoctor8: Double feature let's go!
BrowneePoints: that was NOT her fault
luke1x: is Wheeler going to tpk again
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible the new one is a bit of a mess. They tried to add.... gameplay... and it broke the game
vellebastet: Super hyped
princess_intell: I thought the crimes were saved for CDHC
LuckieIsLive: Didn’t dark pictures just release a new game?
LuckieIsLive: The hh Holmes one?
SymphonicLolita: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginLul
Mr_Horrible: LuckieIsLive yeah, that's the new one
matthaus_c: store dot com slash loadingreadyrun!
Anubis169: !lrr
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Anubis169: !store
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Bearudite: shirt
Valbatross_: dibs
Bearudite: disc
SymphonicLolita: shrrt
KevinTheShark: I got my Bite Club shirt last week 👌
Mr_Horrible: buy shirt! Mug! Disc!
Anubis169: tingwhat?
RandomTrivia: A shirt good enough to wear at 1x speed lrrBEEJ
SnackPak_: totally caboose
xantos69: The caboose. Deal with it.
luke1x: I am waiting for restock of mat
matthaus_c: the exhaustussy
SpacePotato01: the montage
Mr_Horrible: Smokestack
BusTed: ca--oh
LuckieIsLive: @mr_horrible oh gotcha. I forgot they haven’t played it yet
Juliamon: Not mug
vensers_lab_tech: I like FRED
Xenovita: cafe car
Bearudite: the coupling
lazermeow: Dining Car, obviously.
TehAmelie: oh hi Carl parls
TemporallyAwry: The whistle, obviously ;p
Xafty: the grundle
Laserbeaks_Fury: All the COUPLING
artemi7: the cabuusy
laikagoat: drinks car obv
GhostValv: the undercarriage :)
Valbatross_: Anny boiler fans in the chat?!
invickthus: the in between cars where you gotta jump
ButButTheJesus: CABOO -aw
BorealMage: I like the plough
ReaperTitan152001: the dining car
Mr_Horrible: there's room for 2 in there, Ben :)
PotatoWraiths: the dining car! fuck me up on lunch
CrazymattCaptain: the tender
violetblight: i was told people were fucking trains and for some reason that got me to show up
alittlebittilted: favorite part of train is the rods
saucemaster5000: The big hard spatchcock
SnackPak_: boiler
matthaus_c: boiler gonna make me act up
DeM0nFiRe: pjdTrain pjdCar pjdCarB pjdCaboose
brat_the_wurst: the wheels obviously
MilkInBags: oh no, Ben
neisan2112: Shovel that COALLL
tehfewl: Boiler
SpacePotato01: the cow sweeper
lazermeow: The cow explorer.
Bearudite: boiler
invickthus: coal hole trade mark
TheWriterAleph: ya gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that coal hole
EmpressTila: The best part of the train is the DeLorean
ButButTheJesus: COAL HOEL
Dog_of_Myth: Boiler up
CanadianPhenomJamesTurner: Gondolas all days son, live that Hobo-Style
NotCainNorAbel: The bar car
luke1x: I want mommy train to stomp me with it's wheelies
Austere_Squire: chugga chugga, lads
Techattack46: I was gonna say boiler too
thefightnerd: Come to The Coal Hole, tuesday is ladies night!
QuixoticScrivener: I like the safety valves.
Manae: Don't sleep on the tender
Dragonality: The spinny bits
on_and_awful: it goes in the coal hole!
BusTed: I like the Back to the Future 3 part
Anubis169: smokeBUTT Caboose
saucemaster5000: stupid monkey
Papa_Princesse: The steam whistle!!
artemi7: the Caboosy
drcthulu: stupid monkey
drcthulu: s
BurgerGamer: the caboossy
korvys: !cw
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Mr_Horrible: my favorite part of the train is the terrifying monster face on the front of it, a standard part of all trains
MilkInBags: *train violence*
Gildan_Bladeborn: The ways of Adam are whimsical and capricious.
terribleplan: The spooky spaghetti that you get when the boiler explodes
matthaus_c: cw cartoon spider
kumatsu: CW: Vore
Valbatross_: @invickthus I'm doing that thing where I point and make a weird face across the room
SymphonicLolita: spood
Anubis169: Aww, ruins the surprise
matthaus_c: @kumatsu owo
DaFhaye: Hello everyone!!!!
KV1NN4: I hope that mug makes it into Oliver's kitchen
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like the Blueberries. Put them on the train
Andymonium: ah good, clown spiders
alittlebittilted: I will enjoy this 😊
MilkInBags: what's wrong with clowns? :)
Sogheim: no mental health depictions warning this time! yay!
LurkerSpine: Vore? Yeah peace I'm out
Mr_Horrible: it's basically Evil Thomas Face
Orxolon: is it jumpscary?my heart is clinicly kinda weak(this is real)
Robot_Bones: Also Trains?
SnackPak_: lets go
invickthus: @Valbatross_ ayyyyy! good to see you, friend!
korvys: CW: Flaming Clown Spiders
graal_smith: Wow, I'm not 2 hours late
Anubis169: Everybody, start your engines and strap in!
saucemaster5000: I bet Ringo Starr would get along with Charles
ButButTheJesus: Clown spider on rails
Spritz_T: add in fire and it's a lrr sketch
Gildan_Bladeborn: Apparently... this game isn't very long, so depending on how much goofing transpires you might be wrapping up early.
Anubis169: CHOO CHOO
Austere_Squire: hitting all the fear bases; spiders, clowns, trains...
MilkInBags: the game is going out of the...train station B)
graal_smith: Hi Adam. Hi Ben.
TheWriterAleph: let's GOOOO
YawnLance: Time for the training wheels to come off
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MilkInBags: please describe the game
TheWriterAleph: chugga chugga
DaFhaye: I'm in raid. Don't tell guild
GalacticCyrus: choo choo charles? surely this is a game for babies like the other train themed one, putt putt goes to the zoo
matthaus_c: booth cam exclusively
RandomTrivia: @Anubis169 You know it takes like 3 hours to fire up a steam locomotive, right? :p
couchboyj: Spider clown, spider clown, all your fears, he has down
Mr_Horrible: Adam and Ben have been... training... for this Kappa
LibraryWitchKei: @saucemaster5000 That is a deep cut and I appreciate it
Austere_Squire: Eugene's a liar, it seems
Anubis169: RandomTrivia: should've started 3h ago then
xantos69: And thicc too!
BusTed: Is this a King Kong situation
invickthus: like the size of a train big?
Glittert00ts: Yo mama L)
ratstronomer: I'm ready for the train
smoke_knight: Cutscene?? I did not expect story
Glittert00ts: :)
RandomTrivia: @Anubis169 Aww, butts
korvys: My son... Charles
noSmokeFire: are we going to Train Jurassic Park?
Anubis169: smokeBUTTS
Mr_Horrible: so many friends, and also my son, who is not a friend
dabudder: okay i just got here whats going on
SpacePotato01: don't talk choo me or my son again
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This guy's an amazing ventriloquist
matthaus_c: we're gonna dock with Eugene owo
invickthus: oh the face is bad.
graal_smith: An old "Friend"
BusTed: get your hunting horn
dabudder: is this a horror game?
saucemaster5000: Eugene sounds like an animatronic on a log flume
Juliamon: Literally just started dabudder
SnackPak_: sick, i love MonHun
alittlebittilted: I'm just going to love the part where Charles hurls China Dolls at you
Glittert00ts: *ominous cow bell music*
Sheikun07: oh boy!
Antitonic: Please, my son, he’s very sick; he needs coal to live.
couchboyj: I Choo Choo choose you
MilkInBags: people say everything is a spoiler nowadays
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you know the train is a Diesel? DIESEL NUTZ
EricTheOrange: How dare you. Cancel ben for spoilers
Robot_Bones: Hope you're ready for an Unforgettable luncheon
Austere_Squire: i don't care who you are, we are not good enough friends to ask me to help you hunt spidertrain
NightValien28: its the box art
invickthus: the classic combination
NimrodXIV: :D
BusTed: Like ya do.
Valbatross_: well this game starts off running
Anubis169 dies laughing
Wrexadecimal: uhhh huh
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
YawnLance: Wow Spoilers, Eugene
SymphonicLolita: 10/10 writing
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Vergotterung: wooo choosef
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raulghoulia: don't have the box in hand, do we now?
TheWriterAleph: WHY would they call "him" CHARLES??
graal_smith: Yeah, but we're Millenials and Zoomers, our Vidja hasn't got boxes
Mister_BlueSky: KKona
thefightnerd: giga spider pudi
Blakemcm: love how there is no mystery
Mr_Horrible: Subtle
Blakemcm: just goes
blip2004: ok i'm sold already
dabudder: okay is this a horror game though
BorealMage: goty
sovietarchaeomancer: KKona We gon' get Charles!
NightValien28: half train half giga spider
matthaus_c: Giga-Spiders From Hell was my thrash metal band in high school
GDwarble: Ah yes, giga-spider, those exist
ButButTheJesus: GIGA SPIDEYYYYY
MilkInBags: train hunting brotha KKona
saucemaster5000: Who named this island?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just like the opening to Bioshock
RandomTrivia: I'm glad to hear this game takes itself ZERO seriously
korvys: Real glad you invited me, Eugene
blip2004: any game with giga spiders from hell is a win
Techattack46: we're in
Anubis169: "move by using wazzduh"
KeytarCat: @Orxolon DoestheDogDie says it does have jump scares
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patrick_stonecrusher: lies! the box art is two postit notes and the ps2 logo
dabudder: this feels like the logical meeting point between resident evil and putt-putt
EricTheOrange: yep
MilkInBags: well done, Ben
Mr_Horrible: Serious Sam died here?
SymphonicLolita: it Will explode
YeomanAres: he's a fast walker
Dragonality: Yeah, who expected anything bad would happen on 'spider'um island?
ghyllnox: A spider train? On a spider island?
invickthus: Adam the hair be looking good today
Makrosian_Tae: What up spook friends!
graal_smith: That means that a bowl cut wig has diarrhea
Makrosian_Tae: How's the game looking so far?
Anubis169: telepathically
saucemaster5000: telephonilly
MilkInBags: ventriloquist island
swaggytaco: ventriloquist
matthaus_c: Eugene looks like you could find him dissected in a museum at Roswell
Andymonium: telepathetically
YawnLance: I love how often all of the characters blink :)
Ravensfest: With their brain hole, Ben?
Sogheim: his true mouth is below the beard, not in the middle.
Anubis169: Andymonium: I'm nicking that
Valbatross_: Eugene's got a lil bit a telepathy
saucemaster5000: (zips pants)
Mr_Horrible: don't challenge me, I'll dispense the fuck outta that tool
MilkInBags: NYOM
SymphonicLolita: byee
SnackPak_: later
GalacticCyrus: LUL SEE YA!
xantos69: Keep up BEN!
Anubis169: Bookin' it!
blip2004: zoom zoom
BusTed: Eugene's got places to be.
RandomTrivia: Oh he's OFF
matthaus_c: ZOOMIES
Blakemcm: peak comedy
TheWriterAleph: okayBYEEE
smoke_knight: zoom!
BorealMage: well, bye
raulghoulia: and you don't want us exposing ourselves
Wrexadecimal: NYYYOOOOM
Makrosian_Tae: ZOOM
saucemaster5000: is he the train?
kumatsu: rayfkSanic
korvys: Zooom
neisan2112: Man just BOOK IT
invickthus: listen, Charles could be anywhere
ButterBall000: He wasn't kidding
SmoreThanAFeelin: ZOOOOM
Mr_Horrible: Eugene's been distance training
Valbatross_: got some Gen 2 Pokemon Rival speed
Cunobelenos: Bye!
YeetTheRich_: weeee
MrSarkhan: so zoomie
ButButTheJesus: SIR
alittlebittilted: he's a sprinter
Austere_Squire: case of yje ZOOMIES
NightValien28: see ya
artemi7: CHOO CHOO
Easilycrazyhat: Don't expose yourself to heavy machinery, Chat
Laserbeaks_Fury: Contusions and Delay
KV1NN4: zoooooooooooooooom
Techattack46: eugene's got a lot of things on his plate okay
Sheikun07: He's got some feet on 'im
Makrosian_Tae: We heard you didn't like slow NPC's
Anubis169: Linford Christie over here
graal_smith: Ew. Gene
patrick_stonecrusher: rollin around at the speed of sound
prince_infidel: This is not what I expected at all
Gildan_Bladeborn: The map system for this game is actually pretty neat.
drcthulu: He's scared of peepees
MilkInBags: LUL
Andymonium: Eugene is secretly half-train
ratstronomer: Damn that's a hell of a map
ghyllnox: Hurp
noSmokeFire: jump scared by the UI LUL
hatboozeparty: There are 2 cuties in the bottom right corner for me
dabudder: @Andymonium spoilers jesus
Gildan_Bladeborn: It doesn't pause when you're on the map, by the ay.
YeetTheRich_: already like the pacing
Mr_Horrible: ooh, that'll take some getting used to LUL
Sogheim: I wish I could be the level of this NPC, just sprinting away from players
Gildan_Bladeborn: *way.
LibraryWitchKei: Nope don't like that
Anubis169: R2 does world map ok...
Juliamon: lmao now the UI is on the *other* side
Laserbeaks_Fury: yes....map
MWGNZ: finally, a decent escort quest
fastlane250: ack I missed the start
objectivefailure: Looked like you jumped into the sky
MilkInBags: bigger than skyrim
NimrodXIV: holy moly
Anubis169: wow that's a map
RandomTrivia: Oh that's BIG
bearravenson: That's a hell of a waypoint
invickthus: why have mouth move when you can have good map
ratstronomer: Trains gotta go fast and far
YeetTheRich_: fuck slow NPXs, fuck slow menus
MaddogM: The map is an out of body experience
an_asp: Whoa do we get our own train
Mr_Horrible: map's already filled out? Do I already have flying?
Robot_Bones: wonder if you can use this map in combat?
YeetTheRich_: NPCs*
Valbatross_: he's done for, he has a weak chin
Laserbeaks_Fury: Definitely a map and not just pulling the camera waaaaaay out
EvilBadman: Big world but it s mostly on rails
Anubis169: just imagine the lips moving and being sassy
couchboyj: They cut mouth animations for those smooth map transitions
KevinTheShark: Its a love shack
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Wulfmoon: spider train times, baybeee! lrrAWESOME
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neisan2112: Starting the game with KEY
graal_smith: Oh, Eugene gonna die
TheWriterAleph: anyone else see a grey Jeffrey Donovan?
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Gizmoloid: jumpscared by a map - that's gotta be a new one LUL
jessieimproved: camera pls
RandomTrivia: @EvilBadman sergePun
Anubis169: applause!
PotatoWraiths: good joke viewer
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: @EvilBadman Well Played
ReaperTitan152001: sergePun sergePun sergePun
saucemaster5000: seabatClap
MilkInBags: @EvilBadman won, and deserves a ban to retire champion OpieOP
ghyllnox: Apparently you also need a phone for long distance telepathy
Ravensfest: Goodbye Eugene, we hardly knew ye
invickthus: Eugene's bloodline dies with him.
Makrosian_Tae: Congratulatinos
mumblingpipes: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: Eugene bringing us out to the barn to get railed
SaxPython: #TeamAdam
Austere_Squire: i don't know what i expected but this already isn't it
Sogheim: that map is gonna make me dizzy
Sheikun07: Baby's First Mission serifi1Yshtolalaugh
korvys: It's litterally called "Baby's first mission"!?
Quarthian: How much did I miss?
MilkInBags: @matthaus_c nice
Dog_of_Myth: Just started
invickthus: also does his neck look too thick?
Valbatross_: backwards crouch hopping
MilkInBags: ray tracing? how about train tracing
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
graal_smith: EuGee force
RandomTrivia: Pffffft
SymphonicLolita: k e y
saucemaster5000: that's a keyblade
Ravensfest: Imagine if you got that noise everytime you looked at a real map
MilkInBags: this key can open a man
smoke_knight: Actual Keyblade here
SquareDotCube: bash someone's head in with that key
Laserbeaks_Fury: Charles can't be active yet, right? do we just explore the whole island?
Anubis169: That key doubles as a cosh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Boredom? Probably?
Orxolon: @you found the small key@
HadesLeprechaun: no crouch
Robot_Bones: That's how babies are made ben
Mr_Horrible: Subtlety? In *MY* demon train game?
BusTed: If you've got time to lean...
MaddogM: Is that a euphemism?
graal_smith: If you got time to lean, you got time to mourn Eugene!
Anubis169: anybody else getting screen tearing?
ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 yeah
MilkInBags: yes there is tearing
xythrogar: @BusTed then you've got time for crab
Techattack46: the lock is drawn on
invickthus: god that awoke a primal memory of summer jobs
couchboyj: So this is the training mission, eh?
Mr_Horrible: "Lead the way!" *walks in front of you*
artemi7: Lock made of watercolors
TheAinMAP: lairofTrain
LordZarano: fun fact: the g in g force stands for "glutes"
raulghoulia: more efficient that way
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... better learn up real quick.
patrick_stonecrusher: "lead the way!" *shoves past you*
Ummon_: IN-spect the EX-terior
Anubis169: he's a trained expert
artemi7: Why does he have to make it weird?
Mr_Horrible: I don't think you can show a train's insides on Twitch
EricTheOrange: @Anubis169 my internet is too potato to see tearing
TheAinMAP: You cannot leave a live steam engine unattended.
graal_smith: With plenty of bloodstains
ButButTheJesus: stick your head in the coal hole
matthaus_c: is our brain from the same manufacturer as Charles HahaSweat
saucemaster5000: missle launcher?
matthaus_c: *train
smoke_knight: That's a lot of blood-looking stuff on the outside
TheWriterAleph: Epic Train or Steam Train? Kappa
Robot_Bones: Yeah, Ben Ate the Choo-Choo Fruit and became a train man
Mr_Horrible: down, forward, and orange
Wrexadecimal: yoooo
Laserbeaks_Fury: You thought we were kidding when we said it was a rail shooter. Kappa
SquareDotCube: the controls are drawn on :D
ratstronomer: Totally accurate train simulator
Glittert00ts: We got the Chuga button and the ChoCho button
saucemaster5000: get Eugene!
wench_tacular: cool rail gun
EricTheOrange: now it's a real video game
BusTed: Hell yeah.
invickthus: you know, the standard gunning platform on your train
SymphonicLolita: hell yeah
Wulfmoon: that hand drawn detail tho
Wrexadecimal: literal rail shooter
Mr_Horrible: and infinite recoil, it seems
RandomTrivia: The recoil on that is quite something
swaggytaco: hell yeah
Valbatross_: solid sound design
TheWriterAleph: DAKKA
Electrodyne: I went to engineering school for 7 years before I found out there's no trains
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Anubis169: lol
Austere_Squire: can charles go off the rails? and if not isn't it safer to stay off them?
Andymonium: XD
SaxPython: SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc
TheWriterAleph: JUMPSCARE
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
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Valbatross_: They call him Cheu Cheu Eugene
artemi7: That is a hell of a lot of recoil for something that's bolted to the deck
Wulfmoon: Eugene is the real monster
bearravenson: Eugene's got the Shining
MilkInBags: KKona hell yeah
saucemaster5000: not a single one
graal_smith: Intact means with balls in the AKC
Anubis169: my jeans are watching
invickthus: @Valbatross_ very good.
matthaus_c: I'm an Eugene believe me
ButterBall000: Eugenes on a Levy
Gildan_Bladeborn: @Austere_Squire - Yes, that's what the spider legs are for.
dougma: um... are the metal plates and rivets just... drawn?
themostjoast: love these lingering eye contact sessions wth this strange old man
MaddogM: Eugene has to be the mastermind
drcthulu: does Ugin count?
zeanith_helfire: That's my dads name
Fanklok: It's. ot the 40s no one is named Eugene anymore
yuan42: KKona
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Mr_Horrible: I don't know if Charles talks but I really need them to have the VA of Him from the Powerpuff Girls
RandomTrivia: PFFFT
RandomTrivia: benginLul
TheWriterAleph: gennaLUL
SymphonicLolita: yeeeehaw
Anubis169: You scratched the train!
ratstronomer: yeehaw
gundamschwing: Yes. my name is Eugene. Eugene deez nuts.
Wulfmoon: well that was amazing
Mr_Horrible: maybe don't yell so loud, Eugene
couchboyj: The real spider trains were the Eugene's we met along the way
ButterBall000: Love his enthusium
Austere_Squire: @Gildan_Bladeborn i was afraid you were gonna say that
wench_tacular: choo choo!
RandomTrivia: That was clearly the intended route
ButButTheJesus: noice
Anubis169: LOL
RandomTrivia: OH FUCK NOPE
MilkInBags: D:
Andymonium: oh it's just go time already hey
PotatoWraiths: WOW
wench_tacular: ok I love this game
Makrosian_Tae: Eugene is going to die to physicss, forget everything else
SymphonicLolita: CHARLIE'S HERE
vipershutendoji: At work we named a scorpion Eugene
PotatoWraiths: xD
bearravenson: This man has minutes to live
prince_infidel: JESUS FUCK
ratstronomer: RIP
They_Are_Alyx: lrrSPOOP
Techattack46: WHY DOES HE BLEED
SnackPak_: rip Eugene
MilkInBags: o7
BusTed: benginO7
Xafty: i already hate this
wench_tacular: F
SymphonicLolita: F
Wulfmoon: lrrSPOOP that took all of 3 seconds
Wrexadecimal: is this... the training mission?
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Andymonium: o7
YeetTheRich_: called shot
Mr_Horrible: Eugene was one day from retirement
RandomTrivia: Good riddance
artemi7: f
brat_the_wurst: rip eugene
TheWriterAleph: Eugene, shoot your crossbow at- awwww
MilkInBags: it screams and choos LUL
sydnius: uncanny valley? uncanny Chasm!
NightValien28: oh god
ariborealis: F
MWGNZ: o7
jessieimproved: gg
Anubis169: pardonfuck?
laikagoat: chooseph seems nice
GhostValv: benginO7
themostjoast: rip to a real one
CaptainSpam: WELP.
EricTheOrange: WHY are we trying to kill charles?
7gorobei: o7
Techattack46: that's the end of eugene then
matthaus_c: oh my god is he okay
Mr_Horrible: Charles: "At last, my shitty neighbor is dead"
Austere_Squire: maybe eugene shouldn't have been leaning over the edge for no reason?
artemi7: Go back and get him
xantos69: Eugene can walk that off.
ceebles89: rip Eugene
Mister_BlueSky: Pour one out for Eugene. KKona
jessicaengle: lrrFINE
drcthulu: He choo choo choosed him
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
MilkInBags: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: LOVE the pacing in this game
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Fanklok: Oh my God is he OK.
wench_tacular: real cautious
YeetTheRich_: let's go
ButButTheJesus: just a flesh wound
Gildan_Bladeborn: A+ good job.
Orxolon: now he is not ok
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MyBuddySuperfly: Ben
ratstronomer: playfr3Honk playfr3Honk playfr3Honk
themostjoast: he seems fine
SaxPython: trolley problem solved
EvilBadman: Rub some dirt on jt
JarofGoats: lrrFINE
matthaus_c: Charles just tie-dyed Eugene's shirt
Anubis169: straighten him right out, he'll be good
dabudder: @SaxPython YOU STOP
artemi7: Legs bend like that ez
Dragonality: He's only HALF demolished
lazermeow: Tis but a flesh wound.
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SaxPython: @dabudder FBtouchdown
Anubis169: eggs...?
Wrexadecimal: the W H A T ?
BusTed: tqsEgg
neisan2112: EGGS??
invickthus: get better soon Eugene.
They_Are_Alyx: EGG
Anubis169: oh boy
laikagoat: zoeyEgg
swaggytaco: E g g
smoke_knight: Find what now?
SymphonicLolita: e g g s ?
wench_tacular: pardon?
tehfewl: EGG
SnackPak_: E G G
NightValien28: EGGS??????
graal_smith: Oh God, does Charles lay EGGS!?
Mr_Horrible: you could spend time explaining, instead of lamenting
DentedPockets: To Twitter!
BurgerGamer: TRAIN EGGS
Ummon_: 🥚
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Techattack46: is your son in the eggs?
ratstronomer: His leg
Austere_Squire: so, ah, too bad about your son but i'd be leaving
themostjoast: find my eggson!
saucemaster5000: omelette time
artemi7: Eggs? We need to call Wheeler
Mr_Horrible: sofieEgg
DEATHlikescats: Spider train clown eggs?!
zeanith_helfire: Train eggs
korvys: The eggs? Clown eggs?
MilkInBags: I bet Eugene has a train son
TheAinMAP: tqsEgg
BrightstormRising: There. Is. Another Skywalker..
matthaus_c: don't worry about ti, chat
neisan2112: Do they hatch from eggs???
Andymonium: odds on Eugene's son being named Twogene?
dtgill: Egg
EricTheOrange: Calling it now his son is charles
kumatsu: benginO7
ButButTheJesus: babby spiders?
Robot_Bones: Clown Eggs
Vergotterung: train eggs? oh no
invickthus: Who had the bet on 8 minutes into the game that we lost Eugene?
Mr_Horrible: I'll always remember you... uh... Ernest?
Zalthia: They are delicious
Wulfmoon: ah yes, the train eggs. everyone knows about train eggs
brainbosh: Oh no does that mean spider train eggs
TheWarDoctor8: Eggs? In these trying times?
Makrosian_Tae: The twist? His son is named Charles!
Anubis169: Everybody remember where we parked
MilkInBags: what if his son is a train
Gildan_Bladeborn: Notice that you're still moving, as the map is open: this is a key concept.
drcthulu: Was just a fleshwound
patrick_stonecrusher: make...him.......om..lette 💀
dabudder: this looks fun
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm
Anubis169: feeling so railroaded
Papa_Princesse: Choo Choseph Choseph thicc
Mr_Horrible: yeah, they really waste no time, eh?
saucemaster5000: it's the anykey
Austere_Squire: did iyou just call this cute after meeting charles and seeing him eviscerate a man
TheWriterAleph: "when i was just a baby... when i was just a train..."
Mr_Horrible: I hear a seabird?
CaptainChibale: aaa missed the start but here I am XD
matthaus_c: pilot train easy, pilot man hard
saucemaster5000: first bonfire
couchboyj: I frequently think that I'm insane, when I grave the glorious fruit of the noble train, EGGS, EGGS, E double G S EGGS!
raulghoulia: humanity restored?
Mr_Horrible: camping in the open, on Charles Island?
wench_tacular: no jump, only train
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ya'll remember the train section of Blair Witch
Mr_Horrible: foolish!
SymphonicLolita: Bonfire Lit
BusTed: Scrap!
graal_smith: The "No jump on train" is probably to make physics easier
MilkInBags: a train still burns
Laserbeaks_Fury: Train Cheese
Andymonium: @matthaus_c i need this on a plaque over my door
drcthulu: WHMIS don't jump on trains
Gildan_Bladeborn: That is what scrap is for, yes; you also lose scrap when you die.
saucemaster5000: all in speed baby
jayelogy_09: fix the train
Mr_Horrible: Adam will never invest in Vigor
Mr_Horrible: we've seen this
ButterBall000: Game looks really solid so far
Mr_Horrible: it does have that kinda look, doesn't it?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: hey streamers! Question! How "jumpscare" is this game?
Mr_Horrible: can you get run over by your own train?
saucemaster5000: "OKay Ben"
Valbatross_: Trains are proud, noble creatures
Anubis169: UnusuallyLargeMoth: it has its moments
SpacePotato01: if they manage to run themselves over I will be entertained
Gildan_Bladeborn: Music cues, mostly.
Austere_Squire: death?
jayelogy_09: @Anubis169 ok mb
jessicaengle: Charles always knocks twice
renmcidk: You’ll hear him
drcthulu: He's a giant spider who makes choo choo noises
Gildan_Bladeborn: From what I understand, he attacks largely at random.
ButButTheJesus: can you honk horn?
EricTheOrange: can we just jump off the train while it's movingt
couchboyj: I think stealth was Charlie's dump stat
Valbatross_: your other resource is sugar cubes for train treats
MilkInBags: a dry river, duh
saucemaster5000: This amtrak sucks
drcthulu: I'm sure you'll know Charles is coming
jayelogy_09: music starts the play when charles comes
ButterBall000: I miss riding trains
RandomTrivia: Something tells me that Charles is like the SA-X, absolutely terrifying in lore but only appears in scripted encounters
an_asp: Oh, you've got a whistle
Goombill: Is the screen tearing that bad in the game, or an issue on my end?
jessicaengle: froot froot
matthaus_c: what is a river? a miserable pile of water
Mr_Horrible: Choo Choo Charles used to be Chug Chug Charles, that's why there's no water
Xafty: its a basin if its a dry river
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Ummon_: I wonder if you can jump off the train without breaking
Techattack46: rivers can have off-days too
invickthus: telepathy island
Mr_Horrible: "Yeah, about him"
smoke_knight: People LIVE here?
Anubis169: oh she's telepathic too
saucemaster5000: Good eggs here
MilkInBags: she was just waiting outside?
ylegm: I gotta say, I already wnat more trains in games
xantos69: Bro real estate is hard to get.
ylegm: *want
NightValien28: what's going on, the demon train is outside, BEN
jessicaengle: !findquote trains
LRRbot: Quote #5755: "Let's woo some trains!" —Beej [2019-01-23]
Omthebox: Her face is banana shaped
DEATHlikescats: Everyone looks above your head like you have a plum bus
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's foreshadowing.
noSmokeFire: oh no, are there train cultists?
Drathak: o. o
Austere_Squire: hide your shame
jessicaengle: I thought so
sovietarchaeomancer: KKona fake virus brother!
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
an_asp: Everyone is so chill about your train
MilkInBags: plandemic KKona
graal_smith: Choo Choo Cultists?
Gildan_Bladeborn: @noSmokeFire -Um.... well you see...
Anubis169: that was a pretty random line to stick into the game
Mr_Horrible: We run a monster museum, we are 100% grade-A kook
mikemoritz: Choo Choo Charles sounds like it is some kind of Putt Putt spin-off.
matthaus_c: holy scrap*
Ummon_: PokMaskedpika
Laserbeaks_Fury: Train CHEEESE
artemi7: Charles does't have a mask either
SymphonicLolita: o7
Anubis169: yay fall damage!
Austere_Squire: everyone asks where euegene, no one asks how eugene
patrick_stonecrusher: whogene?
saucemaster5000: EUgene? No, Eucargopants
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
Mr_Horrible: Lemme iiiiiiiin
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
ButterBall000: Honestly Eugene seems like the kind of guy who bails frequently when he's needed. Like Gandalf
BrowneePoints: they rp in there
MilkInBags: it's a house full of disappointment (lalafells)
artemi7: Tell the lady to come join you on the train and man the turret
matthaus_c: I want head empty
Valbatross_: that was a TV, Ben, they were watching TV
Austere_Squire: a need for speed
smoke_knight: Do you have health? Does it regen?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Repairing the train is probably also a good idea.
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeee
jessicaengle: Chugga chugga
MilkInBags: repairing is admitting defeat
Robot_Bones: That's the FBI house, you go in and meet Chris Hanson
jessicaengle: The pain train is comin'
Gildan_Bladeborn: Were there rails that go by there?
Mr_Horrible: you get back to your train and Charles is hitting on it
saucemaster5000: house of lalafells is where the brian yuzna film "society" happens
Gildan_Bladeborn: You get LOTS of weapons in this game... that are all on the train.
Quarthian: Who needs weapon when you have train
Austere_Squire: would a gun, like... help against a train?
artemi7: You have a train gun, what kind of weapn do you need
graal_smith: Ben is Heavy Weapons Guy, and Machine Gun is his Weapon
MilkInBags: trails, the other kind of rails
Abelzumi: IRL?
Abelzumi: Hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: The Forest 2 lookin' like a banger Kappa
xantos69: There sure is! See there is this big spider train.....
matthaus_c: what up TQ
smoke_knight: I like her
dougma: ooooohhhhhhh... I like this one
Makrosian_Tae: Beautiful
invickthus: She's going on my vision board
TheWriterAleph: a witch's bwoo?
Mr_Horrible: Gruntilda
Spritz_T: grunty
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Gruntilda
Anubis169: Grunty
Juliamon: Grunty
Laserbeaks_Fury: Greta?
DEATHlikescats: Now a@witch at ALLLLL
Andymonium: Grunty
Rhynerd: I can’t help but wonder what stuff is being mined for on this island to be worth dealing with Charles.
Blakemcm: gruntilda
violetblight: grunty
BrowneePoints: Grunty
tehfewl: Grunty
BrowneePoints: Gruntilda
Techattack46: these would be the kind of people who live on an island haunted by a spider train
graal_smith: She owns a swamp? In THIS Economy?!
brat_the_wurst: i want to be here
jessicaengle: Gallopin Gurdie
magical_girl_amelia: Wife Material
Sogheim: she looks friendly, let's help her
ButterBall000: Why don't we bring her Eugene?
jessicaengle: It's organic
saucemaster5000: wow Ben just said something super offensive in Raregame talk
couchboyj: Also, how are we supposed to tell if people have masks in this game? Their faces don't move?
graal_smith: Wary of Barry
MilkInBags: Barry, brother of Garry, Larry and Darry?
artemi7: Is Barry a friend of Charles?
jessicaengle: Barry's not real
Valbatross_: You know he hates it when you call him the swamp monster
Abelzumi: It's not a swamp anymore; it's Barry's Land
Bruceski: I've known soime kittens
Mr_Horrible: Lady we just saw a dude impaled by a demon train, I will not be phased by "Del Lago At Home"
graal_smith: Kittens can be jerks, you know
Austere_Squire: i trust swamp witch implicitly
an_asp: Okay and then when you're standing still they send in charles
MilkInBags: heh heh
dabudder: lmaooooo
BusTed: PJSalt
DeChunkandFriends: Grunty stops rhyming in Tooie, and it's so disappointing.
DEATHlikescats: Barry and Charles are in a committed relationship with each other but are open minded
SymphonicLolita: perfectly reasonable
artemi7: This looks like a Fallout house
Mr_Horrible: good thing you've got a Twitch Chat
matthaus_c: a twitch chat's worth of salt
graal_smith: She's from Minnesota
dabudder: yall are gamers you should be used to it
jessicaengle: Kittens are basically living switchblades
TheAinMAP: PJSalt PJSalt
drcthulu: Tyrannosaurus vision?
dwattttt: "I need you to get a corpse from the swamp. If you see any splashing around you, it's the monster, just stand still. He'll tell you where the corpse is"
Ummon_: 3 pinches of salt for a pot of stew wouldn't be that much
matthaus_c: hex deez
Gildan_Bladeborn: But but... then we wouldn't get to experience running away from Barry.
Mr_Horrible: she's gonna cast Enfeeble AND Temporal Chains on you, Adam
Austere_Squire: we're not questioning that she's sending us after a swamp carcass, huh?
artemi7: is Barry the Gitrog?
Zalthia: This is very weird because my dog is named Berry
Wulfmoon: or put you in a glass jar
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP
MilkInBags: D:
Valbatross_: oh hey barry
raulghoulia: do you ever get the feeling that vampires aren't allergic to garlic and just want us to taste better?
Gildan_Bladeborn: You didn't hear the train noises?
Mr_Horrible: he snoopin'
wench_tacular: lrrFINE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
drcthulu: Choo Choo
TheAinMAP: lairofTrain lrrSPOOP
xantos69: You should NEVER joke about that.
ratstronomer: You summoned him
ButterBall000: With the Juke!
BrowneePoints: well, now we know the choo choo's a comin sound
Mr_Horrible: nah, they've got a poker night
Austere_Squire: goddamn, why is this actually menacing
RandomTrivia: Yeah I'm absolutely getting SA-X vibes here.
diceinbox: I don’t think that’s Charles I think that’s barry
Anubis169: he probably is barry
artemi7: Yeah but the SA-X was rad
graal_smith: Has anyone tried Entering Charles
couchboyj: Swarles in charge
artemi7: So thats a good vibe
Andymonium: the shmoves!
MilkInBags: behind you?
an_asp: Yeah who's driving that train
DEATHlikescats: Trees are safe
danfromoz: Oh crap train shenanigans have started
matthaus_c: easy game easy life
Rhynerd: Stealth
jessicaengle: lrrFINE
graal_smith: OOoooooh, Barracuda
QuixoticScrivener: i feel like that wasn't threatening at all.
Austere_Squire: good ol' swamp carcass
DEATHlikescats: Alligator gar fish
brainbosh: Gar?
ButterBall000: He was def Charles. Said it on his side
artemi7: Barry the Barracuda! Noooo
Vanbael: F
Andymonium: oh THAT'S barry
RandomTrivia: @artemi7 I'm not saying it wasn't, the SA-X was an excellent Mysterious Hostile Entity, but I meant more along the lines of "the encounters are scripted"
BusTed: NotLikeThis
MilkInBags: damn
Haroldholmes25: gottem
Mister_BlueSky: Found Barry.
TheWriterAleph: DAMN.
circusofkirkus: DERAILEED
saucemaster5000: I think that's barry
dabudder: I think thats barry
SymphonicLolita: LUL
DEATHlikescats: Lol
Austere_Squire: jesus, that scared me
Wrexadecimal: ohno
jessicaengle: @graal_smith jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga ja jaaaaa
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAH
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Barry
invickthus: derailed is the best
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Anubis169: ah, there's Barry
Makrosian_Tae: WOAH
Mr_Horrible: wow, Barry's got ganks
noSmokeFire: oof ow my scraps
DEATHlikescats: Welp
xantos69: You found him.
drcthulu: Found Barry
Vanbael: Barry got ya
Sogheim: wow um
DEATHlikescats: Barry got curious
TheAinMAP: benginOh benginRip
prince_infidel: Charles in charge/of me emptying/all my bowels
artemi7: I was hoping Barry and Charles would fight
Anubis169: that was speed-death strats
matthaus_c: barry is thriving, moisturised, in his lane
Anubis169: that fish didn't waste any time
Sheikun07: You have like no ankle support wow
Techattack46: bassed and rodpilled
jessicaengle: !findquote charles
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
saucemaster5000: I see no proof that charles and Barry are not the same
prince_infidel: Is there an inventory button?
Mr_Horrible: He Barry's by movement
BusTed: benginLurk
Austere_Squire: the scrap?
Zalthia: My dog is named Berry and she is the sweetest thing so this is confusing me a lot...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Is the scrap on the island still there?
smoke_knight: Did the scrap respawn?
DEATHlikescats: This feels like MXC made a horror game
JarofGoats: barry just wants the fishy
ghyllnox: Does this count as a fishing mini game?
jessicaengle: jlrrFishin
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it a Barryccuda?
saucemaster5000: I thought there was only one monster, way to Barry the lead!
artemi7: How did Charles even get on the island?
graal_smith: Brary
Mr_Horrible: Barry, can we live?
danfromoz: Gonna eat you little fishy!
MilkInBags: spawn camping DansGame
Mr_Horrible: we're just tryna live
CaptainSpam: And just what IS today's Safety Fluid, Kenny?
DeChunkandFriends: Now I have the MXC theme stuck in my head. Thanks.
Gildan_Bladeborn: @artemi7 - Spider legs.
matthaus_c: barry doesn't punch above his weight
Austere_Squire: barry is a fishman and charles is a train; i don
xantos69: I heard this swamp monster isn't BERRY nice
prince_infidel: Charles doesn't like seafood
Austere_Squire: don;'t think it'd be a fight
Mr_Horrible: that's probably the reason for this
Techattack46: the island couldn't just have a giant spider train. it also has at least one other horrifiying monster
saucemaster5000: Charles pays in work experience
Spritz_T: charlie probably doesn't taste very good
raulghoulia: they're in caboose
drcthulu: other Barry
Robot_Bones: And, they were room mates
Sogheim: has there been a Charles in Charge joke yet?
Laserbeaks_Fury: He's a Barry-cuda
JarofGoats: Ca-choots
RandomTrivia: @raulghoulia seabatClap
NotCainNorAbel: they are not in cahoots, they are in a swamp
Fanklok: we should simply feed Eugene to Barry
sgowell: Are you playing a literal squid game with Barry?
dabudder: the first time it was scary now its just boring
Rhynerd: Hopwfully she gives more than three scraps
ghyllnox: Charles went through trees
artemi7: This feels like a poorly designed mechanic
Mr_Horrible: literally backed into a corner
matthaus_c: admire the full resolution of those leaves
danfromoz: Charles is right behind you
saucemaster5000: Barry on my wayward son
Mr_Horrible: he simply wants cuddles
MilkInBags: imagine it gets you on the beach
Gildan_Bladeborn: Charles at least you can hear coming.
sgowell: Your very own cuddle puddle
KevinTheShark: Y'know how they modded Skyrim to turn Alduin into Thomas the Tank Engine, will they mod this to turn Charles into Alduin?
Mr_Horrible: "Sure won't!"
matthaus_c: we're nineteen!
danfromoz: Now go get another fish
ghyllnox: If she has a dock why not a boat
smoke_knight: So how many did you get?
MilkInBags: "this fish is bad, go get something else"
MilkInBags: stonks
Anubis169: YO
smoke_knight: okay yeah LOTS
DEATHlikescats: With dying
Mr_Horrible: Charles appears behind you: "Omae ma mo, shinde-choo"
excalgold: and 40 bear butts but a lot of hte bearsa re buttless
BusTed: tqsStonks
Rhynerd: Super worth
MilkInBags: save OpieOP
artemi7: Upgrade the gun
TheAinMAP: tqsStonks
EricTheOrange: Just speed? what about damage
DrasonSpike: so fast you start going off the tracks
Sheikun07: no bullet only speed
Mr_Horrible: I wonder what the different NPC colors mean
saucemaster5000: sonic doesn't need a gun
Anubis169: we cruisin' now boys!
EricTheOrange: no armor though, armor is for cowards
SymphonicLolita: 30 Speed
ghyllnox: Remember you lose scraps when you die
Austere_Squire: if you need to use violence, you've already lost
noSmokeFire: we're going to go so fast that we loop around and ram charles from behind
dwattttt: the train stops when you jump off
TheWriterAleph: gotta go fast
Gildan_Bladeborn: Besides, there are "other" cooler guns.
graal_smith: Be a cool dude, Adam
MaddogM: upgrade the speed
saucemaster5000: Don't not do what Johnny Don't Does
excalgold: Ben is so good at games...he's outstanding in the field
Mr_Horrible: Look down? Maybe something on the ground?
dabudder: odds are this is the final boss fight
BrowneePoints: Bull freakin shit
Abelzumi: It's even less than that
ButButTheJesus: @excalgold lrrWOW
xantos69: You were pretty cool on Road Quest.
Mr_Horrible: take Jean Valjean's advice: Look Down Kappa
EricTheOrange: Adam is one of the most contrary people I know
BusTed: "And that's what makes me cool, right?"
Robot_Bones: 1 day in March 2006, you were cool
RandomTrivia: Definitely looks like a future cutscene waiting to happen
diceinbox: Adam when you did that backflip it was pretty cool
matthaus_c: this open world sandbox train sim
Dog_of_Myth: Well, the game is on rails.
Gildan_Bladeborn: We did try to tell you that it's primarily on rails.
MilkInBags: exploring the sandbox, and you only find sand
saucemaster5000: Breath of the Mild
Manae: But you didn't go down to the beach for a n ice swim!
Mr_Horrible: oh wait, I'm dumb, I thought the smoke was from something in the world, not from your waymark LUL
an_asp: Imagine if we had a full train with a bunch of cars behind us
Anubis169: Training Day
Gildan_Bladeborn: Train does seem markedly quicker now.
ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 lrrWOW
Wrexadecimal: D:
Techattack46: Breath of the Julia Child
Mr_Horrible: trains, known for their ability to 0-60 instantly
CaptainChibale: hide in a house?
BusTed: How do you deal with Charles coming at you from the front?
SymphonicLolita: the haunting call of the wild chooseph
graal_smith: "Binocular eyes" Did you mean Zoom, Ben?
artemi7: Isn't the train basically a moving house?
GlennSeto: Just because the NPCs don't move their mouths doesn't mean it's Elden Ring.
danfromoz: Wheeler!
matthaus_c: transhumanism
Mr_Horrible: No sir, we're a regular-pants monster hunter
Austere_Squire: robbit
MilkInBags: someone didn't rig the character correctly
Austere_Squire: ?
ghyllnox: They have tags
CaptainChibale: his mouth isn't moving
dabudder: he kinda got them biddies tho
TheWriterAleph: he's from Cyberpunk
brainbosh: Quick-detach arms
SnackPak_: hasn't taking the tags off his arms yet
MaddogM: quick remove tabs
Anubis169: Did we even want his respect in the first place?
noSmokeFire: he's an action figure
an_asp: Are these people all just flesh sacks full of spiders
smoke_knight: They're stitched on
saucemaster5000: house of 1000 corpses yeah
lazermeow: Danny McBride over here.
Ummon_: cyberware arms
NimrodXIV: Sid Haig
neisan2112: Lmao omg he does
saucemaster5000: he looks exactly like him
kumatsu: nobody in this game has a chin
EvilBadman: cpt Spaulding
Sogheim: you can see the background through the holes
Orxolon: tobacco patches¿?
danfromoz: Captain Spaulding
bearravenson: Adam Jensen's cousin Dale
Makrosian_Tae: My respect? No way! Like daddy never gave?
SpacePotato01: Kratos has fallen on hard times.
smoke_knight: Aren't we NOT a monster hunter? We're a museum curator?
Laserbeaks_Fury: damn it does look like Sid Haig
CaptainChibale: oh can you store stuff on the train so you don't lose it when you die?
JarofGoats: Being menaced by a spider train seems like an awful time to extort favors from strangers
Anubis169: Marvellous Chest Ahead
artemi7: These folks don't seem terribly worried about helping the person who's trying to deal with Charles
Firewhiskers: @Laserbeaks_Fury Excuse me we're a professional monster flee-er
TotallyNotaBeholder: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me
Fanklok: What if scrap is Charles poop
Gildan_Bladeborn: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
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matthaus_c: where those dbd genny skills
RandomTrivia: benginLul
GlennSeto: neat
circusofkirkus: the circle isn't fully connected lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is just DBD Skill Checks
EvilBadman: Ya sure about that one, bud
SnackPak_: we need a ringer, call in Heather
Phailhammer: "Chevron three encoded." lrrBEEJ
dabudder: cool gameplay!
MilkInBags: wanna take a break, Ben? OpieOP
matthaus_c: experienced dbd player tbh
SymphonicLolita: LUL
LordZarano: It's time to play Which Lockpicking Minigame Did They Use? !
Anubis169: manLOL
RandomTrivia: jlrrCool
WowoT: we need ourselves a heather!
Techattack46: this is hilarious
Orxolon: weellll
Blakemcm: where are those dead by daylight skillz?
Manae: Game confirmed available for the House of Lies
milkydeew: KEKW
artemi7: Is Ian in today?
RandomTrivia: jlrrCoolgame
prince_infidel: This suuuuucks
danfromoz: Do you know how annoying it is to miss the dots when you just want to enter your house
Gildan_Bladeborn: lrrGOAT there.
neisan2112: Better than skyrim locks eh?
TheWriterAleph: FIRST TRY
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
brutusq13: We were ready, but he wasn't
code1300: Need heather or Ian lol
RandomTrivia: benginTry
smoke_knight: eyyy
an_asp: Where's rhythm cafe when you need them
BusTed: benginTry
Anubis169: 1337 gamer sk1llz
MilkInBags: this was the dark souls of lock picking
TheAinMAP: benginTD
kdefinition: Aren't you a DbD streamer, ben? isn't that like half the game?
dwattttt: you should check your inventory, maybe you can look at it
saucemaster5000: Just you two cool cats
HadesLeprechaun: you have an inventory where you can check things youve picked up
korvys: Train corpse
WowoT: everytime he says, anything cool, i expect charles to show up
matthaus_c: @kdefinition naw, Ben is a tierlist streamer now
Fanklok: Calling it now the dudes in masks are Charles cultists
MilkInBags: that's personal
artemi7: Take the train corpse and weld it to your train
Laserbeaks_Fury: I Choo-Choo-Choose you...to die!
frank_the_great: I will be Frank
BorealMage: "Fancy Fingers" sounds like a brand of chicken fingers
ghyllnox: Title Acquired: Fancy Fingers
Admiral__Albatross: Sir Topham Hatt realy let himself go
TheWriterAleph: the wavering conversation cam is really distracting
HadesLeprechaun: you could have checked out the paper that you picked up in your inventory
graal_smith: Well, Charles breaks a lot of stuff
Anubis169: Nyooooooooooom
DrasonSpike: some thing some thing one mans scraps
fastlane250: yeah I watched a certified jolliDumb complete it in about four hours
BusTed: Maybe from all the dead trains from all the previous failures who have come to the island.
frank_the_great: 🎵Fruit fruit train🎵
Dog_of_Myth: hahaahh
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Anubis169: LOL
MilkInBags: oh no D:
neisan2112: Oh fuclkl
BusTed: Hahaha
SymphonicLolita: go go go
PotatoWraiths: LMAOOO
TheWriterAleph: Charlie don't give a FUCK man
Blakemcm: GAMEPLAYU
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
tergonis: of course it can climb
QuixoticScrivener: ok, that was threatening.
kumatsu: PARKOUR
Xenovita: the gameplay
RandomTrivia: The rollercoaster of "can't get up here OH GOD NO YOU CAN"
ButButTheJesus: HOREY SHEET
BusTed: cool speed :)
YeetTheRich_: "spiders can't climb right"
Astramentha: I hope SO much that your train looks more and more like Charles the more you upgrade it
Xenovita: amazing
lostluckDev: This is the greatest game of all time.
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
frozenphoenix7: It's a spider, of course it can climb the house
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CaptainChibale: noooooo
saucemaster5000: Nice speed upgrade, need adaptability
Mister_BlueSky: Is it fully repaired?
Firewhiskers: Did it eat your scraps?
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
EricTheOrange: bet6 more gun would slow him down
Rhynerd: Not fast enough.
rafofficial06: and this is why you upgrade your weapons
Austere_Squire: the illusion of choice?
TheOges: Charles is in charge
Dog_of_Myth: Need more gun.
Dog_of_Myth: :p
SpacePotato01: Should have trained for that.
dabudder: maybe upgrade the gun?
drcthulu: charles put more points in speed
CaptainChibale: it ate 2 scraps XD
SnackPak_: it was foot speed lrrBEEJ
Anubis169: needs more nyoom
kumatsu: gotta stagger them SeriousSloth
smoke_knight: Only 2 scraps lost, thank goodness
ThorSokar: he's DETERMINED
dylan16807: I think your train broke before it got up to speed
neisan2112: Charles is Duilt Bifferent
NotCainNorAbel: wasted all of you scrap on drugs
JarofGoats: Spiders are the natural enemy of the steam engine
Robot_Bones: Should'a leveled Vit
TheWriterAleph: Charles has, like, WAY more legs than your train does
DEATHlikescats: @theoges ha!
CanPlayGames: Does your horn toot?
Mister_BlueSky: It might not be AS fast if it's not fully repaired.
artemi7: You didn't have enough time to speed up there
Anubis169: brb sec, grabbing cuppa tea
uchihab7: Ur meager wheels are no match for my 8 legs
ButterBall000: The power of demon giga spider legs vs normal-ass train
Mr_Horrible: I'm betting speed gives you more time between Charles Charges
jacobc131: ch ch ch choooose weapons
KeytarCat: Oh there is a toot lever
Mr_Horrible: but you probably can't outrun him entirely
excalgold: I do not understand what this game is.....
matthaus_c: cool weapon mission with that min dam :p
BrindleBoar: "hi, remember when you ran while I got eaten? Yeah cool good to meet you"
artemi7: This lady just watched you get your butt kicked lol
Mister_BlueSky: Mortal Kombat?
SymphonicLolita: e g g
laikagoat: zoeyEgg zoeyEgg zoeyEgg
noSmokeFire: eggs???
Frostwriter111: E G G
SnackPak_: E G G
neisan2112: e g g s
BusTed: drawfeEggyboy
patrick_stonecrusher: call him a wuss
ButButTheJesus: O E U R B
noSmokeFire: egg temple????
Mr_Horrible: Charles is a mommy?! sofieGasp
kumatsu: 🥚
MilkInBags: if everybody knows, why did eugene tell it while dying like it was some kind of dark secret
BusTed: thejen9Eggy
EricTheOrange: WHY?????
DEATHlikescats: Oeuf
swaggytaco: :)
danfromoz: Whyyyyyy?
TheWriterAleph: we gonna joust the train
KV1NN4: i want her shirt so bad
LordZarano: How many secondary mines does this island have!?
prince_infidel: How did you come to this theory?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Remember the thing you were heard about "people wearing masks"? Yeah, it's those guys.
uchihab7: What evidence of this mortal fight do u have
Gildan_Bladeborn: Armor on the train might be a good idea.
saucemaster5000: we're sorry, we'll do better
matthaus_c: yeah that's on us
SnackPak_: our B
BusTed: what are you eating adam
circusofkirkus: for speed
Mr_Horrible: to antagonize you
silenceaux: A complete let down on the side of Twitch chat
frozenphoenix7: Our own entertainment
Gildan_Bladeborn: Considering the health persists.
BrowneePoints: I ask myself that every morning I wake up
wench_tacular: to point and laugh
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
diceinbox: I hope Adam doesn’t betray Ben when he’s about to destroy the eggs because he loves Charles so much
KevinTheShark: Alright, fine then, I'll leave
MilkInBags: upgrade more?
lazermeow: I'm here for the Sarcasm and Spoops.
frozenphoenix7: We're here to lie to you and point and laugh when you die
Seth_Erickson: oh you wanted me to spoil the game then Kappa
an_asp: It's probably because you were damaged
kumatsu: I'm here to ask to ditch this and go run Keys SMOrc
lumlite: Speedy train go brrrrr
BusTed: tqsFine
matthaus_c: and have you fully upgraded speed?
artemi7: Why would you want to get away from Charles?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
Mr_Horrible: We are your enemy just as much as Charles
dabudder: uhhh... you got a bit of a problem there
Sogheim: I'm here for spoops
drcthulu: clearly you just didn't put enough points into speed
TheWriterAleph: LUL
MilkInBags: backfired 4Head
neisan2112: Just slightly
Austere_Squire: your hwhat
saucemaster5000: done fucked up bruh
graal_smith: And *I* remember... the twenty third of September
blip2004: oh look a Feed Dump story
sydnius: trouble ahead, trouble behind
Mr_Horrible: this dude watched Arachnophobia
excalgold: 'spider train' these are words
Mister_BlueSky: Shoot, dang, brother. KKona
Seth_Erickson: Bogan Adam returns PogChamp
RandomTrivia: benginFine
raulghoulia: that was taken out of context, adam
silenceaux: I like this man, but he is not allowed near anything that I like
smoke_knight: These cultists better have some kinda deal with the demon spider train in exchange for protecting his eggs... otherwise they're gonna look really dumb.
Rhynerd: Did this guy test the flamethtrower inside the shed?
TheWriterAleph: "Toasty!"
artemi7: Ohhh flamethrower huh? Like the sound of that
SpacePotato01: psyche, it's gasoline!
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
SpacePotato01: aww
BusTed: got his ass
Gildan_Bladeborn: Well... he WAS testing his flamethrower inside of a wooden shed.
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM
SymphonicLolita: gottem
frank_the_great: It's too easy
Sogheim: Burt Gummer you ain't, pal
saucemaster5000: boy who cried charles
artemi7: ORANGE
KeytarCat: now he doesn't have fresh water, great
Mr_Horrible: truly, we have the biggest brain
aClonedPickle: orange you glad i didn't say charles
BrindleBoar: shootdang
kujalet: how will this old man drink water now
TheOges: Hi-vis train! Perfect for this scenario!
RandomTrivia: Sadly it's red that makes things go faster, not orange lrrBEEJ
BusTed: shoot, dang
TheWriterAleph: shootdang, pumpkin pie
frank_the_great: American Adam is back
Mr_Horrible: an entire island populated by KKona
drcthulu: Orange a glad it's not Charles
Austere_Squire: does your train have a face?
DEATHlikescats: Good boomhaur feels
PMAvers: make the choo choo toot toot goddangit
sydnius: goldang brother
Mr_Horrible: Piss Train Piss Train Piss Train Piss Train
silenceaux: well played
matthaus_c: 'soda'?
BrowneePoints: bull
KeytarCat: It's puttputt!
kumatsu: wow that was a fast paint job, why aren't we house painters instead of monster hunters
BusTed: Adam is picturing Ben with an orange pop mustache.
Bearudite: oh HERE we go
Makrosian_Tae: He doesn't know about the orange soda!
NotCainNorAbel: grape is the worse
BrowneePoints: Welp, unsubbed from Adam
code1300: Nah grape
violetblight: orange soda feels like it should be better than it is
crono3453: Woah, how could you say that when Dr. Pepper exisits
Anubis169: yay!
Mr_Horrible: Darktide
MaddogM: burn it with fire
matthaus_c: TF2
Anubis169: we can kill it with fire!
RandomTrivia: Deep Rock Galactic
ghyllnox: You're going to start so many fires
TotallyNotaBeholder: Deep Rock Galactic has a great flamer
violetblight: @crono3453 what the fuck dr pepper slaps
YeetTheRich_: worms
dougma: upgrade speed?
Frostwriter111: Brotato
Bearudite: far cry 3
sydnius: get them spies
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: Tf2
Mr_Horrible: Bioshock's is actually p good too
bearravenson: byyyye
code1300: Gears of war
Austere_Squire: goodbye
saucemaster5000: flamethrower beats Gwyn
Austere_Squire: awwwwwwwwwww
ButButTheJesus: der flammenwerfen?
lazermeow: Orange the worst? Durian fruit would like a word.
patrick_stonecrusher: super mario
Anubis169: lol
Rhynerd: Space Hulk: Deathwing
BusTed: Can you make the train toot?
RandomTrivia: It's got that dead man's handle tech
JarofGoats: theres a tvtropes page for it and everything!
Seth_Erickson: That'd be the start of the sequel to Unstoppable
BrowneePoints: nah
SnackPak_: no way
saucemaster5000: grape?
EvilBadman: Nah, it's Big Red by a mile
Seth_Erickson: Have you heard of Grape
omdorastrix: IRL trains have a deadman switch
BrowneePoints: Grape is worse, Cherry is less consistent
itira: good eve
bearravenson: ranch is the worst
drcthulu: Cream soda
Vergotterung: he hasn't had Ranch Soda
neisan2112: Its not great, but worst?
Nigouki: Dr. Pepper is the worst
violetblight: im with adam here
laikagoat: cream soda exists
Mr_Horrible: man, now I want a Fruitopia
Eclecticide: how can you say that when TAB exists
supernothing99: not cream soda?
SnackPak_: there's some shit soda out there
korvys: Cola is the worst
sydnius: Cream is beeest
artemi7: Cream Soda is bad
fastlane250: this discussion again
EricTheOrange: only cuz your a coward
diceinbox: Ranch
Decahawk: Dr. Pepper or cream
MilkInBags: Dr Pepper Kreygasm
RandomTrivia: *HLORF*
TemporallyAwry: Canada Dry exists, sorry PrideShrug - Worst is taken.
Mr_Horrible: probably
CaptainChibale: Cherry is good, orange is okay, grape is horrible
lazermeow: Somebodies smoking Mephistos Cabbage.
matthaus_c: this is the straw that broke the let's nope's back
KevinTheShark: Club soda
itira: Grape? crush? gross
BrowneePoints: Orange pop, for better or worse, is the most consistent
TeamDarkBeginning: strawberry soda is the best, grape is worst
PotatoWraiths: oh yeah Ranch soda is real
Vergotterung: yea it exists, unfortunately
dougma: dirt soda (yes it is a thing)
Eclecticide: TAB tho
Half_Duplex: is ginger ale considered pop? cuz thst would be the worst
brainbosh: Jones Soda yep
Gildan_Bladeborn: Okay, THAT sounds like the definitive "worst" soda flavor.
Sogheim: ranch dressing soda is a real thing
Seth_Erickson: Cream soda is a banger soda this chat is crazy
PMAvers: I'm going to guess there's probably some bad Faygo flavors, since there's like a billion
DEATHlikescats: Jones gravy and turkey soda is awful
bearravenson: yeah, that ranch
Masslost: pineapple soda exists
renmcidk: Bacon soda
JusticeJuice: Heard strawberry syrup in orange soda tastes like skittles.
CastleOtranto: Does Ben not know about Jones soda?
MaddogM: Vanilla Cream soda is the bomb
Mr_Horrible: people made PILK, Ben, of course Ranch Soda exists
NoxStryx: As Salt and Vinegar chips are the best chip, one would assume, by the associative property, Salt and Vinegar is the best soda.
BrowneePoints: Yea there's a couple places that make Ranch soda as a joke flavor @LoadingReadyRun
7gorobei: moxie < anything
sydnius: orange cranch
renmcidk: Butter soda
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artemi7: Most Faygo flavors are pretty good
frank_the_great: I don't care for Dr. Pepper / Root Beer. I'd take Fanta over those
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Korolan: ChooChoo
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BrowneePoints: or Jones had Turkey and Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Flavored Pop
EvilBadman: @Mr_Horrible Pilk is just a float, my dude
Mr_Horrible: truly they are stronger than most of us
CaptainChibale: I love the orange creamsicles and orange soda tastes kinda like the orange outside of them and I love it
DEATHlikescats: Kiwi soda tastes like vom
itira: solid vein eh
TemporallyAwry: @7gorobei D: you take that back!
PotatoWraiths: there's an entire brand called Lester's Fixins, they're all about that food soda. I like the chocolate bacon one
Half_Duplex: @Sogheim i live in minnesota and find that to be a horrific thought.
MilkInBags: a top vayne
violetblight: lmao
BrowneePoints: Pilk isn't a float, and it's a stupid drink from Laverne and Shirley Gen Z decided to bring back for some reason
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman ... oh my god why did I think it was Pickle Milk and not Pepsi Milk? NotLikeThis
korvys: Like a snickers vein
DEATHlikescats: Girth
neisan2112: No a snikers vain
CaptainChibale: orange soda vanilla ice cream float is delicious
saucemaster5000: Dick Vein Veronica
SnackPak_: congrats?
patrick_stonecrusher: solid vein in that shaft
Dragonality: I loved Solid Vein in Metal Gear Solid
Sogheim: y'all need to try peach soda
sydnius: Steely Dan
BrowneePoints: Richard Vayne, Vampire Hunter
brutusq13: only a single one
Bearudite: the snickers vein
matthaus_c: no, Ben, like a Snickers
BusTed: :)
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman I need to lie down sofieLost
Dog_of_Myth: For those that missed it, it exists. https://www.candycarrollton.com/products/ranch-dressing-soda
noSmokeFire: can we get a Mickey Mouse read of "haha, like a penis"?
Darleysam: that's right, say it like Wiggins
ButButTheJesus: AH PUH-HAYNUS
itira: hehe weiner jokes
YeetTheRich_: jlrrNo
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weff47: Chaaaarles...
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DEATHlikescats: Snickers is VASCULAR
Seth_Erickson: You left your gun on the train Kappa
iris_of_ether: Well I picked up my headphones at an inexplicable time
frank_the_great: Walking right into the spider's den
Gildan_Bladeborn: You don't fight outside of the train, no.
matthaus_c: head and shoulders above elden ring
drcthulu: He's gonna smell like hotdogs
KaizenRegashi: PP vayne does true damage
NoxStryx: you're so vein, i bet you think the chat is about peepees
code1300: Are we pretending to be James now
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swaggytaco: Eugene lore
sydnius: like james is on this show
TheWriterAleph: rip to a real one
BusTed: Did someone say... mandatory stealth section...??
artemi7: Wait is Charles literally the Balrog? They dug too deep?
Seth_Erickson: Ugin! is this where they're hiding Bolas :O
BrowneePoints: okay but the Yiga hideout is great
saucemaster5000: That's fair
BrowneePoints: cuz the big dorks with the bananas are just you Adam
BusTed: The Yiga Clan hideout, yeah.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
PegasusB: Same, can beat ganon, but not stealth
Zalthia: My friend played this and just brute forced the stealth- just run right through 'em.
silenceaux: This is bait
Mr_Horrible: IDK Ben, you play Let's Nope every week Kappa
frank_the_great: This is engagement bait
MilkInBags: Adam that's called having taste, since breath of the wild is bad OpieOP
BrowneePoints: says the guy who just played through Scarlet
sydnius: diddy kong iz over there
itira: i only play MLB and NHL
saucemaster5000: Should have called it "Call of the Wild"
KevinTheShark: Yeah, you don't play Nintendo games like.... pokemon
Abelzumi: ;3
Seth_Erickson: we get to have our train be Mountain Dew PogChamp
Abelzumi: Oh "bait"
Mr_Horrible: Imagine a tiny Charles just comes barreling down the tracks at you
an_asp: Imagine you try to leave the mine and charles is just parked there
kumatsu: except for that time at Bait Camp
Gildan_Bladeborn: You'll find out what you're hiding from soon enough.
DEATHlikescats: HALO reacharound more like, amiright?!
Eclecticide: "I only play triple A titles" while playing a game called Choo Choo Charles
JewelKnightZero: I only play AAA games like minecraft
Mr_Horrible: real high-pitched choo
Mr_Horrible: Nightcore Charles
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Lockraemono: lrrSPOOPY
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saucemaster5000: Eggs are for frittatas
DEATHlikescats: Tiny picolo whistles
diceinbox: Chee Chee Charlie
MaddogM: a cave big enough for charles
BusTed: 🤔
El_Funko: I'm waiting for Bride of Small Charles
MilkInBags: you would drink that water for $20
uchihab7: Wait if the eggs means its not a charles, but a charlene?
an_asp: Conspicuously big enough for train
Seth_Erickson: Did what I hear was true that this game was one dev?
CaptainChibale: how dare they use invisible walls we'll die if we want to
frank_the_great: Cowards added invisible walls
ylegm: nice lil' trestle there
artemi7: This is a much nicer looking cave then I figured this game would be able to make.
BusTed: Charles in charge of our days and our nights.
Mr_Horrible: oh, those are probably the masks she was talking about
itira: are you telling me that npc didnt see you ...lol
saucemaster5000: oh no he can whistle
Orxolon: aha,and those invisble walls are here with us?
smoke_knight: Can't jump in the acid bath? Cowards
MilkInBags: someone said peaky fucking blinders?
Mr_Horrible: Charles is 100% a voretuber
korvys: Charles cultists?
TheWriterAleph: snap his neck, museum nerd
Gildan_Bladeborn: The masters of stealth!
Texan_Reverend: @eclecticide Yeah! Clearly, this is triple C title.
WiJohn: More of armed guard
RandomTrivia: Let's hope they don't notice that the egg is missing on the next pass...
saucemaster5000: one guard, one kill
diceinbox: You don’t destroy the egg you just keep it. Wtf
Rhynerd: One guard, one egg.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Job gets boring after a while, Adam, give the man a break.
NotCainNorAbel: why would they even walk around, just sit on the egg and shoot everyone that shows up
silenceaux: I suspect this cult has a pretty low standard for operational security
Mr_Horrible: Guard just listening to Disturbed in their airpods 24/7
ButterBall000: One Riker, One Bridge
gundamschwing: Oh yeah, you better bet your bottom dollar, Choo Choo Charles definitely fucks.
an_asp: Okay so here's the plan, we sit on the egg until it hatches and the baby charles imprints on you
YeetTheRich_: it IS a banger though
Firewhiskers: If you're a guard you *want* people to know you're there in hopes that that'll deter them tho
El_Funko: is your dad a secret contract murderer?
fastlane250: they missed an opportunity to have them whistle "I've Been Working on the Railroad" or something else thematic
Lockraemono: banger
Ummon_: also make sure to walk around and spend at least 2 3rds of your time not in line of sight of whatever you're guarding
frank_the_great: Whistling as a guard in a video game is an easy way to not get stealth killed
Dog_of_Myth: Banger alert
saucemaster5000: I had the "Bwee Booo" as a ringtone for my parents once
artemi7: The idea of being a guard isn't to gun unsuspecting people down
Andymonium: Gamer Train™
Mr_Horrible: Limealicious
TheWriterAleph: DEW IT
TotallyNotaBeholder: Percy energy in here
PotatoWraiths: that is loud as hell lol
kumatsu: chromakey green train
Seth_Erickson: Mt. Dew Train
noSmokeFire: Monster Energy Train
RandomTrivia: That's baby-barf green
SymphonicLolita: Mountain Dew Express
KevinTheShark: As a security guard, I can confirm you do not want to actually surprise anyone. Avoid conflict at all costs
Orxolon: cammo train
LordZarano: Chroma train
swaggytaco: gamer train
TemporallyAwry: Monster-Dew ;p
neisan2112: 🤮
JarofGoats: Gamer Green
dougma: spend that scrap or loose it
artemi7: That's pretty Mountain Dew here
mumblingpipes: Nickalodian slime
MaddogM: It's camo
RetroHibiscus: Putt putt yellow lrrBEEJ
silenceaux: get your wheels back on the ground
saucemaster5000: Great big Pee
RebekahWSD: I once had a short squat clear computer that had every color imaginable inside, it looked like rainbow vomit, it was great. Terrible air flow
Vergotterung: train accelerates pretty quick
artemi7: Scrap?
SymphonicLolita: gasp
diceinbox: Do you have enough scrap for upgrade?
itira: never heard of em
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'll just take this opportunity to recommend armor upgrades for the train again.
jessieimproved: It's Emily
El_Funko: What would your dad's Deadly Viper Assassination Squad code name?
Bearudite: welp
GredGredmansson: ooh are we riding Percy?
El_Funko: be
Bearudite: we had a good run
prince_infidel: GOing backwards to back track?
sydnius: it ain’t easy, bein green
ThorSokar: is Blood Red a color choice?
GredGredmansson: I always liked Percy
LithelyUnshod: I've seen them in concert twice
Mr_Horrible: give Great Big Sea a great big D-
RandomTrivia: benginLul
korvys: Ben, what does he think about you naming all your weird characters Kevin?
YeetTheRich_: great big see deez nut
El_Funko: oh no, it's Fuck™
GredGredmansson: it was invented by like Zelda
saucemaster5000: you found the generation
peanutbutterhead: hi
GredGredmansson: you. You're in the box.
RandomTrivia: A box of scraps! You could make a missile out of those!
peanutbutterhead: hi I am really new to twitch
rafofficial06: upgrade. your. gun!!!
diceinbox: I think you might beat this game tonight
sydnius: casey jones watch your speed
El_Funko: charles' comin yo
fogoe: Of course blood red is a color choice. You just have to die enough times
freshbubba: Once you hit max speed you can upgrade the weapon!
Lockraemono: how far into the game is this
brat_the_wurst: s
neisan2112: You gotta go all the way back around
MilkInBags: an hour in @Lockraemono
Dog_of_Myth: Seems you have to go around
Rhynerd: Place your bets: will max speed be enough to escape charles?
Mr_Horrible: probably gotta go around
peanutbutterhead: <message deleted>subscribe to infinite
Seth_Erickson: think you only come out from there not in
ylegm: gotta go around
Lockraemono: ty milkies
RandomTrivia: @Rhynerd Absolutely betting no
MilkInBags: Ben, look at the full map
Vergotterung: you have to enter from the other side
peanutbutterhead: <message deleted>subscribe to infinite/calis
korvys: I guess you have to go around?
CrazymattCaptain: there's no switch
Mr_Horrible: it's a conversion point instead of switcher
neisan2112: That's not how trains work sadly
artemi7: You have to go straight onto the direction changes
Juliamon: Please don't promote other channels
prince_infidel: Go back switch then forward
saucemaster5000: fuck trains
Eclecticide: theres a track switcher at the bottom all the way south
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: Nothing bad will happen
MilkInBags: don't fuck trains, it makes eggs
ylegm: maximum train
Seth_Erickson: Choosive Charles showing up here never
Mr_Horrible: the call of the Charles
Half_Duplex: so who is this charles badass you all keep talking about?
korvys: You are 100% gonna get eaten
Mr_Horrible: never
Seth_Erickson: and I've known Choosive for almost 1 hour
MilkInBags: Ben it's winter, there's no grass
Sogheim: my leggies are plenty stretched, sir!
excalgold: i was at the store earlier - i do not recommend it
sydnius: lrrSPOOP
SymphonicLolita: but it's december there's no grass
Dog_of_Myth: Grass is going to be covered by snow
kumatsu: I would but it's all snowed in
NightValien28: fuck grass
Spritz_T: grass? what grass
itira: theres too much snow
Nigouki: yes, reach through the foot of snow for the grass
the510: i live in a desert so we don't have grass :(
RandomTrivia: This from a person who literally cannot touch grass right now because it's under 20cm of snow
Gizmoloid: you can go backwards though. Can you ram Charles that way?
artemi7: Snow is just winter grass
Rhynerd: It’s raining outside.
El_Funko: I touch sand painted green and drybrushed yellow
ThorSokar: there is no grass, it's all snow!
manfred909: tqsLOL
sgowell: Don’t mind me I’m just a guy screaming in the forest carrying your egg
Mr_Horrible: who's "we", kemosabe?
Eclecticide: I touched grass once, wasn't all it's cracked up to be imo
Lockraemono: what
silenceaux: Truly, a reward for taking the path less travelled
Andymonium: me @ 3am
magical_girl_amelia: hell yeah
dougma: well you asked
SymphonicLolita: me
Juliamon: Weirdly, there's plenty of visible grass here. Only a little snow---oh hey it's me
Dog_of_Myth: Pickels!!
magical_girl_amelia: relatable
Lockraemono: are all npcs like this
Mr_Horrible: funniest shit I've ever seen
YawnLance: Was waiting for this NPC
artemi7: what
matthaus_c: I turned myself into a pickle, Adam! I'm Pickle Beeeen
DentedPockets: >.>
dabudder: best mission in the game
itira: I live in a desert aswell, theres grass... its just brown... all the time
laikagoat: uhh
GredGredmansson: Lady I think your lips are broken
fastlane250: Ah yes, the pickle lady. I had forgot
Haroldholmes25: LUL
MaddogM: work first, then pickles
noSmokeFire: "lol so random XD"
Blakemcm: the most uncanny one yet
neisan2112: I uh
brat_the_wurst: love the combo of the voice and lack of expression
saucemaster5000: heh
Austere_Squire: in my pickle cave
silenceaux: I appreciate this
TheWriterAleph: Grade A voice acting, GOTY
ButterBall000: Transfem mood
Manae: Is she propositioning us?
patrick_stonecrusher: 😏
GredGredmansson: SeemsGood
itira: This is me
sydnius: lrrHAM
artemi7: why is she dancing
TemporallyAwry: Ya' know, earlier we asked why anybody would live on this island. I think we're getting our answer.
YeetTheRich_: pickle cave huh
Techattack46: my boys
BrowneePoints: Welp, Pickle Cave is the new best sexual euphemism
KV1NN4: love her
Mister_BlueSky: Pickle cave? Is that what they call it now?
sgowell: Quick briny avenger … to the pickle cave
BusTed: tqsSmug
NotCainNorAbel: do NOT call it her pickle cave
MilkInBags: she's dancing with an invisible giant pickle
CaptainChibale: I feel like there may be more to that pickle cave than pickles.
DaFhaye: This is a person haha
neisan2112: Pickle cave eh???
kumatsu: illP illP illP
alittlebittilted: please find her pickles caves
Austere_Squire: chat, i have fallen down a rabbit hole of ranch soda and i blame you
manfred909: tqsSmug
graal_smith: I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on my motercycle
silenceaux: pumparum
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: is...is that a metaphor
Quarthian: I don't want to go into her pickle cave
ThorSokar: OHHHH, I GET IT
sydnius: lrrDILLY lrrSPOOP
Austere_Squire: how do you lose your pickle cave?
tehfewl: pickle key for the pickle cave
EmpressTila: So are we just not saying Phrasing anymore?
Omega_Lairon: The VA must've had a lot of fun
Makrosian_Tae: This game...is a fever dream
NoOne_OfConsequence: Pickle Cave is my band name.
the510: i hate when my secret pickle jar is locked away in a secret pickle cave with a secret pickle key
matthaus_c: lady needs her toys
SymphonicLolita: uh oh pickies!
Juliamon: !phrasing
LRRbot: You heard them.
GredGredmansson: from Pickles
itira: beautiful
frank_the_great: Just picture the voice actor reading this out. I hope they had fun with it
aClonedPickle: this lady has her head screwed on straight
saucemaster5000: By T.S. Eliot
TheWriterAleph: wait she SIGNED it "Pickles"? Is that her name?
Techattack46: oh I was in a different tab and I thought you were just making that up Ben
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Get you someone who looks at you like she looks at pickles
spethycakes: Pickles HypeYum
artemi7: They make her feel happy, huh
El_Funko: Pickles™ Through good times and bad.™
sgowell: Going to the country, gonna eat me a lot of pickles
kumatsu: self-love is pickle
Mr_Horrible: where there's a pickle key, there *must* be a pickle door
EvilBadman: You can't just ask where the pickle cave is
sydnius: i love you mr pickles
CodeIndigo: pickles for the pickle god, brine for the brine jar
Brozard: Phrasing?
Seth_Erickson: Hate Pickles
frozenphoenix7: Not when you've eaten them all
MilkInBags: taste GOOD?
blip2004: lets go to the pickle cave is not a phrase I thought I would hear today
Seth_Erickson: actively the worst
laikagoat: goated for making me hurl
MilkInBags: what the actual fuck?
RebekahWSD: Pickles are delicious
spethycakes: I would pick-le pickles
itira: I love pickles sooooooo much
frozenphoenix7: Then they're not there for you
kumatsu: can't fucking stand pickles. You two can have mine
Lockraemono: they also make a drink when they're gone
JarofGoats: I've never been a fan of them...
MaddogM: If only you had a way of unlocking those doors
mulligan2six: I can't believe she gave you permission to enter her pickle cave just like that
BrowneePoints: pickles ruin burgers
saucemaster5000: Ben speaks truth
BrowneePoints: use onion
mowdownjoe: WTF Ben?
ButterBall000: Pickles do not last around me
korvys: Gotta have that brightness
DEATHlikescats: Cucumbers in general are great
Octonomicon: People who like pickles are good people
neisan2112: I fucking hate pickles
GredGredmansson: Pickles are so good
El_Funko: fried pickles are great in small quantities
fogoe: Nope. Pickles are the worst
BurgerGamer: TRUE
RebekahWSD: You need the acid to cut through the fattiness of the beef
sovietarchaeomancer: A burger without pickles is cringe
ThorSokar: what is your stance on Sweet Pickles?
Mister_BlueSky: Once you find the right brand of pickles, they're real good.
SeaDiegoFC: I hate pickles (cucumbers) but I do like other pickled things
excalgold: Bay-khan
artemi7: Does the cheese not do it?
neisan2112: But cucumbers are bad??
vipershutendoji: Wait what’s wrong with burgers??? Bacon and jalapeños 🤤
GredGredmansson: but you need the right kind of pickle
Juliamon: Time for the Pickle Discourse
prince_infidel: I don't like pickles on burgers
Quarthian: I've seen the pickle sandwich
matthaus_c: meat brings together a painting
fuzzy_step: Pickles ruin everything they touch.
saucemaster5000: Fair
itira: agree
RebekahWSD: I also like pickled jalapenos
alittlebittilted: try wicked pickles. pickles brined in hot peppers SeemsGood
Dog_of_Myth: Picked onions are great
patrick_stonecrusher: but not bread and butter pickles. sweet pickles are gross
ariborealis: pickle or like good tomatoes are required for burgers
dabudder: expert in chat
Seth_Erickson: Burgergamer is biased
MilkInBags: please ban burgergamer
Mr_Horrible: the experts have spoken
sydnius: van der waals
mowdownjoe: I know I'm not an artist. But pickles ruin burgers.
matthaus_c: does it cancel out if I agree with you
frank_the_great: Burger Gamer is right, therefore we're all right
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EvilBadman: plz no all caps
SymphonicLolita: expert opinion!
Rustpile: Pickles bring sandwiches from good to great
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BrowneePoints: Burgergamer is a russian bot ignored
CaptainChibale: burger without pickle is okay. add pickle and it's 10x better
Half_Duplex: pickled jalapenos. end of story
saucemaster5000: And yet my sauce takes are still wrong
Andymonium: what if it was PURPLE
JewelKnightZero: The burgers have spoken
GredGredmansson: Kosher pickles or Deli-Style pickles
CastleOtranto: God, I want a burger right now.
artemi7: Chaos Purple? Excellent
BurgerGamer: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
JewelKnightZero: purple pickles
sydnius: mmm puple pickes yum
Orxolon: like putt putt
excalgold: she may have a problem....
frank_the_great: 69 FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ButterBall000: Picklechu
EvilBadman: Right down...the rail
Seth_Erickson: Pickle Pee and Pump a Rum
silenceaux: dill or otherwise?
vipershutendoji: Burger sounds great right now lol
violetblight: why are yall making me want burgers and soda
kumatsu: I just... wanted... the pickles
BusTed: hate to see it
TemporallyAwry: "That's like saying paint brings together a painting" - is actually really subtle point. I might use that.
Korolan: I see who gets all the Sandwich Pickles
Rustpile: I got boss pickles
WhirlwindAbyss: You like Pickles and Purple is your fav color, Ben is becoming my favorite lol
Greendrag13: Careful Ben. Don't jump the pickle-gun
JarofGoats: Gotta work for them pickles
saucemaster5000: holy shit
Andymonium: these DBD skill checks have gotten weird
matthaus_c: why is everyone stabbing me in the pickle today!
sydnius: gaMER
MilkInBags: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Faulpyr: Dill is just bad. >.>
SnowbirdMike: Pretend there are pickles inside
YeetTheRich_: ben no
GhostValv: wowie
xantos69: I feel so vindicated.
GredGredmansson: i knew that would happen
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The point has been conceded.
laikagoat: pickles =/= goated
Seth_Erickson: I knew it all along
artemi7: HUBRIS
BrowneePoints: nah. Vinegar is nasty, you can keep your fermented cucumbers away from my meat
Dog_of_Myth: ahahahaha
YeetTheRich_: you were the chosen one
itira: LUL
mowdownjoe: HUBRIS
frozenphoenix7: HUBRIS
alittlebittilted: wow ben
MilkInBags: pickles are CANCELLED
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahaha
TheWriterAleph: "I will abide by the results of this lockpicking."
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL lunarLUL lunarLUL
Seth_Erickson: Pickles not goated
saucemaster5000: get it together ulmer
violetblight: LMAO
fogoe: Say it!!
noSmokeFire: choked on the pickles
SeaDiegoFC: pickles are bad, it is decided
mulligan2six: It's okay Ben. Sometimes it's hard to find the right spot in a womans pickle cave
Cunobelenos: sergeHubris
Lockraemono: amazing
BurgerGamer: BEN
MaddogM: the worl is sending a message
EvilBadman: It's those clumsy pickle fingers
diceinbox: benginCry
itira: :o
GredGredmansson: why are they FLASHING
Orxolon: radioactive
JewelKnightZero: Too excited for pickles
Juliamon: Those are some deli pickles
MWGNZ: why the pickle glow
Laserbeaks_Fury: they're just green hot dog
TotallyNotaBeholder: A cucumber
SymphonicLolita: big pickie
neisan2112: Get Heather in here fore the rhythm game
EricTheOrange: well maybe for you
CaptainChibale: scrap in front of the bench
artemi7: She likes em big
LuckyBonsai: Don't act too surprised guys
sydnius: ben needs to guest w/ heather
korvys: That's why she needs a whole cave for them
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Pharmacistjudge: When I was younger I hated pickles. Then I learned that McDonald’s pickles just suck and are not representative of pickles as a whole.
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YawnLance: Looks like Pickle Lady has a wild night ahead of her
Manae: Why are the pickles stored with explosives?
SnowbirdMike: damn. I am not paying attention\
CodeIndigo: forget the crates of explosives and mining equipment, we needs the picklessses
mowdownjoe: She puts big pickles in her pickle cave. Kappa
vipershutendoji: “That’s a big pickle” - Adam 2023, giggity
PotatoWraiths: you gon die
MaddogM: is the train the save point?
diceinbox: I just hate cucumbers and always have so that extends to the pickles
TemporallyAwry: It's not like you need to reach your train to auto-save or anything PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: immersive
ButterBall000: Did... Ben just run into a minefield?
Seth_Erickson: Super populated too
MilkInBags: witcher 3 Kreygasm
kumatsu: *skyrim theme intensifies*
Seth_Erickson: it's really something special
Rhynerd: Just remember: if you die you’ll have to relocate the pickles
neisan2112: Yes "Open world" lol
diceinbox: It seems pretty on rails
dougma: 10/10 better than eldan ring
sydnius: trains are slooow everyone knows that
alittlebittilted: @pharmacistjudge McDonald's does not represent anything in my opinion. they cover everything in sugar. even their fries
ThornedKelp: Its almost like this game is designed around using the train to get to places
Rustpile: I was gonna say, this looks like skyrim kinda
MilkInBags: KKona
GredGredmansson: I dunno, but it seems to me it is really easy to avoid a train
Mr_Horrible: I desperately need Charles to teleport behind you at some point
letfireraindown: Did I brain fart or did they have their comercial break yeat?
fuzzy_step: @sydnius Not when they are 8 legged monsters
CaptainChibale: ah it's the mumbler
artemi7: @alittlebittilted ...The fries are covered in salt
Mr_Horrible: is our speed not enough, Tiddle?
saucemaster5000: Holy shit it's Rip Torn
ylegm: this is a trap
Seth_Erickson: oh how nice he's just giving us free scrap
noa2828: Mostly flat, grassy, filled with deeply disturbed people and horrors beyond our comprehension? Is this set in Oklahoma?
an_asp: Oh he's just giving them to you, how nice
korvys: This... feels like a trap?
Seth_Erickson: what a fine gentleman
sydnius: freenly folk
MilkInBags: here's charlie
TheWriterAleph: using a train to fight a train sounds like a really questionable plan... and that's before you factor in the spider legs
GredGredmansson: wait he WHAT
NotCainNorAbel: The Ichy lot
Seth_Erickson: He has 8 legs
Mr_Horrible: he's evolved beyond them
korvys: Yeah, well, your train doesn't have legs
ariborealis: charles op pls nerf
matthaus_c: true, Charles needs to get railed
xantos69: Sounds like a skill issue
excalgold: spider train, the one spiderman not appearing in the next spiderverse movie
GredGredmansson: well then its not a train
ButterBall000: He's half Demon Giga-spider
alittlebittilted: @artemi7 they are flash frozen with sugar
Mr_Horrible: Charles is a more recent champion
Rustpile: They evolved beyond rails
SymphonicLolita: deep
prince_infidel: That's what makes him a monster
SnowbirdMike: N.E corner of level 3 By the broken bottle and used needles
renmcidk: Skill issues
JarofGoats: The Charles represents capitalism
MaddogM: Is a train without rails still a train?
Fanklok: Charles isn't just a train, it's a spider clown train
TheWriterAleph: oh wait. is one of the train upgrades mechanical spider legs? that could bust this game wide open.
ariborealis: eat the rich includes charles
MilkInBags: charles is coming to victoria
sydnius: charles has flying duh
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
noa2828: @TheWriterAleph We Wild Wild West now
TheWriterAleph: @noa2828 we already have a flamethrower
sydnius: tldr
artemi7: Why didn' they just all leave and island, and leave Charles behind?
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fuzzy_step: Every time I catch these live I just think how great a sound board for chat would be.
Mr_Horrible: Warren-Yutani Corporation
Laserbeaks_Fury: It should be Tweets
splatty1: they also use floppy disks to save Kappa
MilkInBags: @Mr_Horrible very good
SymphonicLolita: narrative dump notes
BrowneePoints: would you prefer to get interrupted by random texts?
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahahaha
YeetTheRich_: you don't?
Seth_Erickson: Mmm that Pickle lady might leave notes like that though
RandomTrivia: Welp
Andymonium: @Mr_Horrible this is Inspired
dougma: do people still write blogs?
Sogheim: everyone here has ADHD like me and leaves notes all over
bearravenson: that's Spiderman
Orxolon: but how will you get exposition?
Nydestroyer: but how would we find the password to a computer in an adventure game if people didnt leave notes
artemi7: You're probably fine
diceinbox: Uhh oh
NotCainNorAbel: maybe he just wants to talk
sydnius: chooooo
smoke_knight: "Random documents and audio logs~"
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Rhynerd: Remember where you parkes?
MilkInBags: I had goosebumps here
SnowbirdMike: yikes
TheWriterAleph: uh ohhhh choo chooooo
fuzzy_step: Shit where'd we park?
BusTed: arrararr
fastlane250: got launched
DEATHlikescats: I wonder if this is the same Archivist as the one from the Magnus Archives
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
diceinbox: benginRip
saucemaster5000: def do
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
RandomTrivia: benginRip
sydnius: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP benginRip
rafofficial06: got launched to the moon
itira: oooo
sydnius: f
tehfewl: deathwarp
RandomTrivia: Deathwarp strat is good!
MilkInBags: RCMP, this pickle thief right here
Mr_Horrible: death skip found
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben is death skipping
rafofficial06: and the pickles are broken
saucemaster5000: game busted
artemi7: Ben can't keep getting away with this!
TheWriterAleph: so what you'll want to do here is
CodeIndigo: not gonna lie, that was a bad jumpscare
Mysticman89: do we start taking intnentional deaths for the speedrun?
an_asp: You took the train back!
Seth_Erickson: You lost a whole singular scrap that's the cost of teleporting I guess
EvilBadman: Noted way to escape a killer, continually turning around.
mowdownjoe: Well, now the 100% run has a deathwarp.
Mr_Horrible: Charles smelled them pickles
rafofficial06: poor pickle lady
sydnius: ben am become spiffingbrit
fuzzy_step: Did you unlock a speed run strat?
MilkInBags: speedrunonechoo
alittlebittilted: it is just silly fun Ben. enjoy the literal ride the game is
RandomTrivia: Speedruns of this game must be WILD
dabudder: is ben going to go for another wr?
diceinbox: I mean
Mysticman89: Ben still a WR holding speedrunner
saucemaster5000: The way to speedrun is not to play
TemporallyAwry: But to speed run, you'd have to actually get good at that lock-picking mini-game.
Forgotten_Lizard: The speedruns are pretty wild
kumatsu: any% or 100% tho
Ba_Dum_Tish: You are a real pickle hero Ben
sydnius: hide it!
violetblight: how much have people been able to dive into this one, it released friday right
NotCainNorAbel: current leader board is 19m17s
magical_girl_amelia: valiant pickle questing
LinearGif: Angela Pickles?
FarleyF: currently the world record is just shy of 20 minutes
shendaras: dist has a record of something like 19m and 40 something seconds I think.
CanadianPhenomJamesTurner: There might be a finite number of scrap, and dying enough means you can't fully upgrade. Just a guess.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pickle hero is a better title than Boshy
fuzzy_step: This would be a crazy game in VR.
mowdownjoe: A speedrunner I watch beat the game in 2 hours on a first casual run. I'm sure the speedruns are tight.
artemi7: Any% WR is 20 minutes even
diceinbox: Ya know. This is just as good as the writing in borderlands so therefore. this game is as good as borderlands
Mr_Horrible: We've got The Long Dark knees
BusTed: shoot, dang
drcthulu: gonna be so fast
CodeIndigo: how in the heck was she able to record those lines without cracking up every half syllable
Greendrag13: I mean, I'd be afeared to fall off that deck. It is UP there
ButButTheJesus: got-tayun
jessieimproved: No joke pickle lady is a little bit Rosamund Pike
SnowbirdMike: The in game venrtiloquism is awesome
MWGNZ: 100% is 40min
gibbousm: I guarantee that VA for the pickle lady was super hype about recording
violetblight: LMAO
Makrosian_Tae: No Ben, I don't think you need to do any of these "optional" things
NotCainNorAbel: all missions is 32minutes
MilkInBags: maximum speed!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheWriterAleph: mmm tasty
mumblingpipes: @jessieimproved 100% couldnt put my finger on it
CaptainChibale: speed demon!
TheWriterAleph: choo choo rocket
CodeIndigo: @gibbousm yes, but on what
Manae: perfect scrap count to finish it
artemi7: Now we Choo Choo Rocket
Sogheim: and paint it purple!
FarleyF: Daves spokesman
MilkInBags: train kingdom
ClodiumSoride: Purple Train all in my brain
Sheikun07: Can't wait for Ben to never upgrade armor or weapons because he's reached maximum go fast
Ba_Dum_Tish: We need to train you two better in transitions
Nydestroyer: hole or mug
Rhynerd: Last call for bets: is the train faster than charles now?
Nydestroyer: but for trains
DEATHlikescats: BHF it’s what moves the world
diceinbox: Love the coal hole industry
MilkInBags: as prince would sing, purple train, purple train~
dabudder: @Rhynerd oh definitely not
artemi7: @Rhynerd Heck no
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: @Nydestroyer Isn't a mug just a portable hole?
CodeIndigo: @Rhynerd nope, no way
alittlebittilted: @rhynerd I will take action on no please
Nydestroyer: portable coal hole
FarleyF: what about a mobile Gym - Train on your Train
saucemaster5000: all money on yes, you chat doubters
FarleyF: Train on your Train and keep out of the Rain
Rhynerd: I love how almost everyone’s voted “no way.” TBF that’s my bet too.
diceinbox: Someone start a poll
KeytarCat: Choo Choo Joel's Local Cole Hole! Buy it by the Bowl!
FarleyF: no no i got it - Train on your Train keeping away the pain and staying out of the rain
mumblingpipes: i think if they were faster than charles it would be harder to kill him
MilkInBags: I bet it does increase the speed of your train, but Charles just runs faster 4Head
the510: stay tuned for more let's nope! after a word from our good friends at the pickle cave coal hole. pickle cave coal hole, it's your one stop shop for the best in pickles, caves, coal, and holes
Nydestroyer: what if we replace charles
mumblingpipes: i think its purely for getting places faster
renmcidk: Charles is just built different
alittlebittilted: no spoilers, but Charles is not ever a fair fight
MilkInBags: your train only uses 4 wheels, but Charles uses 8 legs so it's twice as fast seabatBRAIN
renmcidk: Big brain
Gizmoloid: what if you only think that you're upgrading your own train, but it's actually Charles that you're working on? lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
CodeIndigo: @the510 Hello. Do you need an abcessed region of topography in which you can spatially pass through or maybe some vinegar boys? Then six-leg your way down up the tracks to Dave's Pickle Hole.
saucemaster5000: leg count truthers
TheMerricat: so chat, woke up late. is it everything we thought it would be?
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MilkInBags: purple train, purple train~
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nothing can kill the Grimace.
artemi7: Purple is SWEET
Mr_Horrible: TheMerricat yes, in that it's very goofy but Charles is still fairly intense
LordZarano: bleedPurple
fuzzy_step: Purple looks amazing.
sgowell: Purple Traaain
artemi7: Charles has a face, Adam
BusTed: bleedPurple
FarleyF: Purple Train, in the Rain, what a Pain
MilkInBags: <3 amazon <3
renmcidk: bleedPurple
saucemaster5000: you two are twitch streamers?
TheAinMAP: bleedPurple
Gekyouryuu: I can no longer think of Thomas the Tank Engine without thinking of Bullet Train
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun The camera reset to the right side
TemporallyAwry: Twitch is great - F Bezos, but Twitch is nice.
Mr_Horrible: 50 Shades of Train
EvilBadman: Yo this guy said he was from Mixer, get 'em
RandomTrivia: Ah, grey, for the LinkedIn train lrrBEEJ
mumblingpipes: I love how unproblematic twithc is
JewelKnightZero: Purple rain! purple rain!
Faulpyr: Amazon loves all of us
tergonis: LuvHearts
MilkInBags: we're all a great community of amazonians <3
Nydestroyer: slamazon
Ba_Dum_Tish: I love this passion project by this dev
Laserbeaks_Fury: The old grey train she ain't what she used to be.
LinearGif: Does Twitch have Purple branding? I'm here like all the time but legit have never noticed
matthaus_c: fun fact Amazon is the world's first public company to lose a trillion dollars in market value
Mr_Horrible: Charles is trained in industrial sabotage???
DentedPockets: Do you think Charles is in Charge?
NotCainNorAbel: Is Charles in Charge?
JewelKnightZero: Is Charles a boat???
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks
EvilBadman: Yeah, he's the same dude from Charles Schwab
BrightstormRising: Is Charles in Charge?
TheWriterAleph: how many followers does Charles have on TikTok?
diceinbox: You see Charles in a paddle boat
saucemaster5000: yes, no, yes, yes, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, yes
SnackPak_: totally fucks
Sheikun07: Do you think Charles is pro-union?
alittlebittilted: does Charles look like a train with a plan?
RandomTrivia: We've already established that Charles fucks
zeanith_helfire: He has eggs
MilkInBags: charles has big sideways energy
sydnius: is charles aproton
artemi7: Charles has fucked us twice now
GDwarble: The eggs suggests probably yes
vellebastet: LUL LUL LUL
shendaras: Where did all the eggs come from?
CanadianPhenomJamesTurner: Spider-dick?
Mr_Horrible: Charles is in charge of our days, but *not* our lives
jessieimproved: of our days, and our nights? unclear
lostluckDev: Do you think charlse has a short skirt, and aloooooooooooooooooooong jacket
Robot_Bones: Charles Giant Spider train balls Slap
saucemaster5000: not your gurnal!
FarleyF: Potential Lore - Charles is Pennywises train
Sogheim: he packed all the scrap metal he has?
CodeIndigo: why are you carrying your scrap metal in your suitcase if you're leaving the island
frozenphoenix7: Why does he have scrap metal if he's leaving the island
xantos69: They clearly use that as currency here.
korvys: My brother in Charles, it's *your* journal
renmcidk: Pocket scrap
Mr_Horrible: in his nasty little hobbitses pocketses
CodeIndigo: oh, well, wait, that explains why he can't just swim if he's so desperate to leave
TeamDarkBeginning: do you think Charles is hung
sydnius: did charles kill thomas for that body
LinearGif: It's got sentimental value
TheWriterAleph: LUL
CodeIndigo: he'd sink
RandomTrivia: Pffffft benginLul
MilkInBags: bröther, may I have some coals
Mr_Horrible: I call it Fallup
saucemaster5000: sounds sus
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
Mysticman89: he's describing command andn conquor
alittlebittilted: scrap is the official currency of spider island of course.
artemi7: Why is eveeryone so stingy about this scrap? What else are they going to do with it
NotCainNorAbel: can you punch things?
mumblingpipes: couldnt work
TemporallyAwry: Bottlecaps make sense in the early games LuvOops
GredGredmansson: dig UP, stupid
Rhynerd: Crawlup to the fallup.
zimmercj: I wonder what kind of fallout that game would receive from critics?
brat_the_wurst: you should name it after my favourite band panic at the disco
jessieimproved: Sounds awful, I wouldn't spend 1000 hours in it
TheAinMAP: Train shed.
artemi7: Trainstation? Isn't this Charles's house?
sydnius: purple things are always fine
CodeIndigo: rroundhouse
Mr_Horrible: [Everyone disliked that.]
RandomTrivia: Probably scores about 76 on Metacritic lrBEEJ
brutusq13: Maybe even 76 of them
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
graal_smith: I bet that it'd get a 76 out of 100
JusticeJuice: We'll use small metal disks called nickles.
CodeIndigo: who remembers roundhouse
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Wouldn't it be Fall-In?
YeetTheRich_: Fallup: New Victoria
Lockraemono: open work love nikki
EvilBadman: tony Hawk ProSpheda 4
saucemaster5000: just fill it with genitals and people will buy it
BrindleBoar: roaches and bottlecaps
MilkInBags: keanu reeves is in a video game inside a video game
an_asp: "Okay so there's this train..."
Laserbeaks_Fury: You have to pee in a Resident Evil mansion
Mysticman89: duke nukem forever but without misogny
Mr_Horrible: Ol' Ironsides over here
yuan42: its low polygon john wick
Lysander_salamander: the floor is really red
neisan2112: Its a beatle
graal_smith: @RandomTrivia We obviously share one braincell
Makrosian_Tae: Is that Ringo?
EricTheOrange: ringo?
Nydestroyer: ringo?
SnackPak_: John?
gundamschwing: Miyazaki meets Soul Calibur
Sogheim: Ringo?
fastlane250: watch out PETE BEST!
Lysander_salamander: So there's this horse...
Darleysam: persona 5 with a golf minigame
Mister_BlueSky: I want a good game that goes through all the steps of planning and executing a heist.
vensers_lab_tech: I swear this was already in LRR Highlights
KV1NN4: Ringo?
RandomTrivia: @graal_smith benginFingers
sydnius: 5th ben LUL
Lockraemono: box?
CodeIndigo: Of course it's Ringo, he was Mr. Conductor
saucemaster5000: Beetle Bailey
graal_smith: Pete Best
bearravenson: Pete Best?
Robot_Bones: Adam's game is the one where every object is a mimic
lazermeow: George Harrison?
DEATHlikescats: Aww poor dingo
EvilBadman: Pete best was the fifth
diceinbox: His name is Ringo
frank_the_great: Best of the Beetles
jessieimproved: Y'all are hurting me
cola_nq: John, Paul, and Greg
Mr_Horrible: oh fuck Ringo Star got shot???
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
Lysander_salamander: :D
dougma: thwe 2 talented ones
ariborealis: john luke george and paul
MilkInBags: and the guy that ate a bat
KevinTheShark: There's a Beatle that people care about?
DEATHlikescats: Larry Beetle
mulligan2six: George Paul John and The-Guy-Nobody-Cares-about
JewelKnightZero: Ringo voices thomas the tank engine right?
artemi7: Yoko Onno was the fifth Beatle
BrightstormRising: My only Beatle story is too dark for this channel.
korvys: The one that was on the Simpsons
sydnius: Peace and alove
Laserbeaks_Fury: Damn....the gas
TeamDarkBeginning: I'm pretty sure the scarf guy is Elton John
danfromoz: A Ringo ate my baby
itira: it looks wrong
Mysticman89: aging feels that way sometimes
GredGredmansson: John, George, Lenny, and Carl
korvys: Is this the Disco Elisium guy?
EvilBadman: dude looks like he failed out of the rock Band character creator
brat_the_wurst: wait is that harry from disco elysium?
Lysander_salamander: This is not bad for being done by mostly one developer
tehfewl: Hired Goons?
DEATHlikescats: @danfromoz that’s genius
ButterBall000: He looks a little like Keanu with facial hair
Rhynerd: Dang, can’t people are forgetting Jeremy Hillary Boob Ph.D
sydnius: he’s more Peter Green
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bring me.....the BLUE boxes
ariborealis: omg thats harry disco
Mr_Horrible: counterpoint, FFXIV players
saucemaster5000: I like white bread only
neisan2112: You know I realized he actually looks like Lemmy in a suit
Mr_Horrible: white dye is like millions of gil
BusTed: Pure white and pure black are always high in demand.
DEATHlikescats: Yup
neisan2112: No
alittlebittilted: I feel every character in this game was modeled in the game Rockband
TemporallyAwry: Storm-Trooper Train PridePog
Makrosian_Tae: Nope
DEATHlikescats: For wedding stuff
Mr_Horrible: never, not in a million years, are we okay
gundamschwing: Adam's video game is Kojima meets Mini Golf
korvys: "They", Ben
patrick_stonecrusher: melted wax figure Keanu Reeves
Dalrint: Not even a little bit okay.
GredGredmansson: White Yoshi is also rarer than other Yoshis
an_asp: White is good when you accent it with bright colors
korvys: THEY? Like you aren't one of them
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah there was some game I played where black and white were the two most sought after colors of dye, can't remember what it was.
artemi7: actually the grey looks pretty ok
WhirlwindAbyss: Purple is always best
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you know your train was diesel?
tehfewl: Glamour is the true endgame of ffxiv
the510: hey, i can also pay millions of gil on the market board for it
ylegm: grey really emphasizes the rudt
LinearGif: white dyegers, they call em
SymphonicLolita: I take it on good faith that the vast majority of people still playing FFXIV in 2022 are not ok
KeytarCat: Quests as ways to let the player find fun
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Been a while since we've seen him
Wrexadecimal: So is the logo black if you use the white paint?
matthaus_c: as in, the drug
fuzzy_step: It's fine.
sydnius: got trouble? greybeard.
diceinbox: I mean. This statically is probably better than most of the games you’ve played on this stream
mumblingpipes: "speed"
Mysticman89: get that b hopping action
graal_smith: !hubris
BusTed: tiger blood
Orxolon: the speed id for the train or you?
MilkInBags: tiger blood, winning!!!!
neisan2112: Which one?
saucemaster5000: which one?
DEATHlikescats: Tiger blood
Dragonality: 'Flamethrower and speed' Sounds like a great weekend
Nigouki: oh god
korvys: I think it's actually pretty good Charles isn't just always around. Makes it spookier
CodeIndigo: @SymphonicLolita endwalker destroyed us and we haven't recovered
GredGredmansson: The sign says no solicitors!
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TeamDarkBeginning: winning, duh
Papa_Princesse: thats him!!
MilkInBags: remember kony2012?
sydnius: drigs is a helluva drugs
danfromoz: It may be three feet away Adam, but I ain’t walking out there. There is a killer spider train out there
itira: hahaha
BusTed: At least they're clear.
SymphonicLolita: LUL
ylegm: @saucemaster5000 beat me to it
artemi7: Bring him back to your flamethrower
Dalrint: That reminds me, I need to go farm some moogle tomes...
Mister_BlueSky: You're gonna choo-choo?
Nigouki: the only reason I got a twitter account was to apply for the Tiger Blood Intern thing and I actually got to the 2nd round
RandomTrivia: O_o
Chantzzzzz: you just made that guy's list of things to do today ha
neisan2112: @MilkInBags I remember going to a thing he ran back in 2011 with my youth group....
TheAinMAP: RPGFireball
NightValien28: just killed a man
saucemaster5000: he called you bad at checkers
SnackPak_: good thing i ate potato
matthaus_c: good thing I'm a little pogchamp
v_squid: good thing im a genuis???
gawag_: never should have came here?
DEATHlikescats: The good thing I’m a trained professional?
terribleplan: Should've never came here?
an_asp: Train hero!
sydnius: and Freddy Krueger is born
korvys: "Good think I'm a gamer"
uchihab7: Run him over just incase
Orxolon: good thing i'm a hero?
artemi7: I think he got cut off before he finished
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Good thing I'm a train though
TheMerricat: I thought the last line he said was you're going to wish you never came here
Sogheim: please let there be a new guard
graal_smith: Good thing I'm a little Teapot
Dalrint: Is the stream loading a lot for anyone else?
thefightnerd: is this the pro strat to lure them out and fry the enemies?
Mr_Horrible: Traintar Hero
gawag_: im pretty sure it was the skyrim reference
Lysander_salamander: we have a strategy now
CodeIndigo: good thing he's charcoal
NotCainNorAbel: there goes the pacifist run
Rhynerd: New strat: guide cultusts into the train
gawag_: this game seems like it would have a lot of skyrim references
nebulosDisconcertion: (closed course, trained hero, do not attempt)
patrick_stonecrusher: box
Sogheim: blue box
RealGamerCow: I think he said "Good thing I'm a game hero"
LinearGif: something about a midnight train
dougma: in the train car????
Orxolon: all soldiers weakness,a train
code1300: Box
Lockraemono: blue box
Nydestroyer: said it was in the train car
SpleenLord: Blue box
fuzzy_step: Why did he run to in front of the flame thrower?
artemi7: He needed his box, right?
tehfewl: drugs
sydnius: a train, a flamethrower, panama
graal_smith: Gwen Paltrows' Head
saucemaster5000: gwyneth paltrow's head
Sogheim: Gwenyth Paltrow's head
GredGredmansson: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
MilkInBags: what's in the booooooooooox
Orxolon: another box
Talin06: pain
neisan2112: Get it CAT Scanned
CodeIndigo: put your right hand in the box
Sogheim: augh, we're all on the same frequency
SymphonicLolita: nothing more scary than a guy in the rural US south with a gun
GredGredmansson: Well its settled; its betrayal
danfromoz: Snake
DEATHlikescats: That’s a green jade egg from hoop!
DEATHlikescats: *goop
NightValien28: he would not
MilkInBags: james is a snitch and a betrayer OpieOP
matthaus_c: you think James would just crack open the briefcase from Pulp Fiction?
Lysander_salamander: @DEATHlikescats I don't think you want to use this egg for that
sydnius: ride that prpl train
diceinbox: Out of shits to give. But has infinite ice cream
MilkInBags: it had to be said!!!!!!!!!
saucemaster5000: said the snitch
circusofkirkus: that's rich coming from Milk
CanPlayGames: Does your train toot?
Pharmacistjudge: the box had the plot in it
RandomTrivia: His butt, presumably
CodeIndigo: the box obvs
artemi7: Is Road Quest 2 just taking a mystery box to Saskatchewan?
patrick_stonecrusher: l bet its pickles
korvys: His "Pickle Cave"
Nydestroyer: same place you do
graal_smith: Their Butts
MaddogM: I though Ben was tyhe betrayer?
Rhynerd: The couch
JewelKnightZero: scrapyard
NightValien28: scraps are charles' scales
Cunobelenos: HYCYBH?
ThorSokar: I believe the term is "prison pocket"
DEATHlikescats: @lysander_salamander honestly jade ain’t great for that either. Too porous
Chliki: Dream Void
prince_infidel: Can you pick the lock?
Mysticman89: the truth is too much
Seth_Erickson: they pull the scraps out of where ever you store them
MilkInBags: you get a scrap when you schmooth the dinglebop
Lysander_salamander: And don't get me started on Malachite
Austere_Squire: i told my friend about ranch soda and now they're mad at me
GredGredmansson: from what I saw average length is 2-3 hours
sydnius: that’s where webhidem
Mister_BlueSky: It is not. It is potentially a one stream game.
danfromoz: Wait till you get to the second island
MilkInBags: I bet it's a dug up temple
saucemaster5000: Warren Beatty?
Mr_Horrible: Warren's warren, if you will
MaddogM: It's about 20 minutes long :P
Frostwriter111: all my homies hate Warren
Rhynerd: I think the expected playtime was a couple hours
sydnius: @mr_horrible LUL
Orxolon: isn't thaat where we have to take the 3 eggs?
DEATHlikescats: @matthaus_c he’d look and go ‘huh’ and close it
matthaus_c: fuck Warren Spector, he stole Adam's bottle cap idea
Mysticman89: wait until the abttle royale elements kick in annd the circle starts shrinking
Lysander_salamander: does Charlie show up on the map?
graal_smith: You know you can be attacked while in the map, right?
CodeIndigo: the second island is also upside down, but gravity is normal, so you just fall into the skybox forever
diceinbox: This game is actually an infinite runner. So it’s infinite islands
RandomTrivia: @Lysander_salamander Doesn't look like it
saucemaster5000: If you admit the game has faults you've wasted a year
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Wait until you get to Choo Choo King Charles mode
patrick_stonecrusher: what is a train but a miserable pile of scrap?
korvys: I think it's actually pretty good Charles isn't just always around. Makes it spookier
an_asp: Man are you guys wasting all your scrap on the starting train??? Boy are you gonna be upset ten hours in.
Lysander_salamander: Is it more likely for Charlie to show up if you honk the horn?
sydnius: get it up to 88 mph
SymphonicLolita: my grandpa was a train conductor
gawag_: he isnt a straight fuckin G?
Orxolon: did we name our train?what's its name?
MilkInBags: oh look, a blood trail
ylegm: that's a lot of blood trail
Seth_Erickson: Was that before or after they decided to seal away a living train?
Lysander_salamander: Sir Topam Hat is an icon
an_asp: Our train also says "Charles" on it
mumblingpipes: i support mygay conductor
sydnius: tl;nty
matthaus_c: not the first I've heard of a Thomas the Tank Engine sexual awakening
Half_Duplex: @Orxolon ^^^ asking the important questions
Mister_BlueSky: Now I'm just remembering Bullet Train. That movie slaps.
Orxolon: yes i would like to know
CodeIndigo: that's a lot of blood
korvys: I think the box had blood on it?
sydnius: i bet it leads to pyramidhead
Rhynerd: @mister_bluesky I’m glad I’m not alone in this
MilkInBags: it leads to the plot
graal_smith: Whoever it was must have run out of blood
BusTed: yess
matthaus_c: Purple Train, Purple Train SingsNote
BusTed: Finally.
DEATHlikescats: Yisssss
korvys: 10/10 goty
Mister_BlueSky: Or lures Charles.
fastlane250: It does the opposite
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Lysander_salamander: here I am!
RandomTrivia: Well that's HORRIFYING
Wrexadecimal: lunarPog
DEATHlikescats: Or calls him
ButButTheJesus: THERE YA GO
Orxolon: or calls it
patrick_stonecrusher: mating call
TheAinMAP: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
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ButterBall000: It's Charles' mating call
MilkInBags: SourPls
matthaus_c: it's a mating call
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
artemi7: Do that while driving
neisan2112: IS that a mating call??
JadedCynic: moosea2XD
ylegm: does it scare or piss off charles?
circusofkirkus: that's the scream of a thousand trains
MaddogM: Maybe it calls charles?
FarleyF: maybe that turns him on
YeetTheRich_: !bus
HadesLeprechaun: definitely lets charles know where you are
renmcidk: It’s a train mating call
SnackPak_: remic!
CaptinOfBeez: this summons charels
mumblingpipes: SourPls
sydnius: lrrSPOOP lrrHORN
SnackPak_: remix
LinearGif: What a mournful wail
FarleyF: gets his steam flowing
Andymonium: squirr12Scream
YeetTheRich_: !venga
LRRbot: Come on, ride the Bus, hey, ride it
saucemaster5000: oh my god, BEN is the 5th Beatle!
RandomTrivia: PFFFFT benginLul
Seth_Erickson: All aboard the Grimace Express next station the golden arches
PixelsAtDawnGaming: NOW LET THE BEAT DROP
an_asp: Charles answers the mating call
JadedCynic: moosea2Rocket moosea2Yaya jadedc5HYPE
matthaus_c: tooted his horn and now Charles is comin
MaddogM: It's a mating call
circusofkirkus: LUL
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL lunarLUL lunarLUL lunarLUL lunarLUL
NightValien28: moosea2Butt moosea2Butt moosea2Butt
Mr_Horrible: I think he's trying to communicate
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JadedCynic: good timing!
LordZarano: escher3DOOT_HF escher3DOOT_HF
ButterBall000: Get lit Charles!
sydnius: charles is mostly asbestos
matthaus_c: frame perfect
SydPreviouslyHeadache: when an adult train is lookijng to couple. Hi Adam Ben and chat
Lysander_salamander: for those times when you get bored
SnackPak_: that micro is out of control
Mr_Horrible: seems like this is what they're intending for
artemi7: This swap strat
AdmiralMemo: moosea2Butt moosea2Butt moosea2Butt moosea2Butt moosea2Butt moosea2Butt moosea2Butt
Andymonium: you tooted, he came
vensers_lab_tech: A Powerful Train named Charles Entertainment Cheese
BusTed: get outta heeeere
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
artemi7: Just kill em here
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
FlamingSpipernado: heyyyy its my train counterpart! thisis223Lol
CodeIndigo: toot 2 loot
code1300: Ralph wiggum card I cha cha choose you lisa
emberBecky: moosea2Yaya moosea2Butt
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: chase him down to finish him off
Mr_Horrible: more like Choo Choo Choward
artemi7: Call him back and do it again
danfromoz: You find out that Charles is actually the son of mommy longs legs and this has been poppy’s playtime next episode.
empyreon: lrrHORN lrrHORN
JadedCynic: whale plaid!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Wrexadecimal: loot train lunarPog
sydnius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
korvys: He's like "Hey, fucker, you called me!"
saucemaster5000: What's scarier than guns?
DEATHlikescats: This is Ben’s official bid to be on Rythm cafe
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: benginTD benginTD benginTD
gawag_: are there ever obstacles on the tracks?
adambomb625: @saucemaster5000 2 guns!
gawag_: that could be fun
tidehollowcat: sergeOffByOne
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 AAAH!
sydnius: re spawn reee spawn
Rhynerd: And its official, the train cannot outrun charles at max speed!
artemi7: This game just got way less scary
7gorobei: botgFlameThrower botgFlame botgFlame botgFlame
LinearGif: Summon the Charlieman
matthaus_c: I'm against killing Charles, think of all the jobs farming Charles creates
SnackPak_: I did
sydnius: charles walkin back from gy, pissed.
saucemaster5000: we were promised the holy land
mumblingpipes: "You tooted, I CAME!"
Seth_Erickson: You call ME out here and then when I expect a nice chat you shoot ME the Choosive Charles!
Mr_Horrible: Brakes On A Train, my favorite Samuel L Jackson film
ghyllnox: Sure Mr Coal Hoal
NoxStryx: brakes on a train!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
SeaDiegoFC: g-g-g-ghosts?!
goombalax: I'm tired of the motherfuckin brakes, on this Motherfuckin train!
empyreon: lrrSPOOPY
Sogheim: uh oh
artemi7: Ghosts aren't monsters, lady
Makrosian_Tae: A g-g-g-g-g-g-dead guy!
TDawgBR: exactly 16?
neisan2112: Oh its Slenderman lol
JadedCynic: gurlfriend - you picked the right pair to ask for help
TheAinMAP: RPGGhosto lrrSPOOP LuvSnooze
graal_smith: Carbon Monoxide poisoning
Lysander_salamander: oh, a reference to that Splendorman game
LinearGif: Well that is a ghost number
danfromoz: Face it, Choo Choo Charles is something a small child would draw when asked to make a monster
neisan2112: OH MY GOD IT IS SLENDERMAN
JadedCynic: yeah, this is totally slenderman
Seth_Erickson: LUL
KaizenRegashi: 8 Pages?
cola_nq: time for some slenderman stuff
matthaus_c: pots full of rupees
Andymonium: pffft amazing
neisan2112: WHat year is it, 2012?
KaizenRegashi: Slender Train
mumblingpipes: My neighbors lock their doors too, its weird
matthaus_c: wish I were pinned to a lamppost...
LinearGif: The Skinny Guy
sydnius: serif body text? ugh
DEATHlikescats: @neisan2112 ten year anniversary
cola_nq: skinny train
artemi7: a bolder field? She's growing bolders?
JadedCynic: "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out."
SymphonicLolita: slander man
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Some local artist is having their art installation destroyed
TDawgBR: slander men
diceinbox: It bad
neisan2112: They're all pretty bad
Mysticman89: I played one, it did some cool stuff
Lysander_salamander: Yes it's a rather underwealming game
Rhynerd: Would be funny if it was just some random cultist
DEATHlikescats: It’s exactly what you are about to do probably
vensers_lab_tech: Its just Charles's hobby, how rude
cola_nq: what if instead of slender man we had thicc girls tho
Mr_Horrible: it's decent, but it's also basically a flash game
JadedCynic: that's a LOT of red paint...
Rhynerd: I had to play Slender for a class once.
DEATHlikescats: Yup
Wrexadecimal: uhhh
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOPY
neisan2112: Oh my god it litterally is
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Mr_Horrible: Oh shit it's the Walrider
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
danfromoz: Oh god
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOPY
CaptinOfBeez: yea this is a rip on slender man
Mr_Horrible: Real Outlast Hours
Rhynerd: Oh, a legit ghost
Mysticman89: my faovurite part of the slenderman game I played was if slender is nearby,, if you try to pause the screen just crackles
Orxolon: a game within a game
artemi7: Bring the ghost back to your flamethrower
diceinbox: Yes it is slender man he does the same static thing
FlamingSpipernado: lrrSPOOPY
sydnius: lrrSPOOP FBSpiral lrrSPOOP
TheAinMAP: benginSpoop
saucemaster5000: just a lil guy\
Nydestroyer: man just picking up all the ghosts postits
LinearGif: It follows
DEATHlikescats: This is a dumbed down version of Ol spends
JadedCynic: the sound is awefully like a steam engine...
Lysander_salamander: teleport?
Nydestroyer: fast travel
danfromoz: Oh no it’s THICCLADY!
gawag_: lmao that kinda wrecked the stream on my end
brat_the_wurst: rip twitch compression with the static
circusofkirkus: wow that was some data mosh
NimrodXIV: yup Twitch hated that
circusofkirkus: I got 16 pixels total
saucemaster5000: cowards
MaddogM: was that twitch compression or the game?
Sheikun07: So the only consequence to being caught is teleportation
DEATHlikescats: But now having played this I think you could do slender man as a filler game
sydnius: many pixels changed
Nydestroyer: darksouls with difficulty settings? Kappa
JadedCynic: well, considering this is a SIDE QUEST, it's pretty good :)
Mr_Horrible: Oh my god
Rynehawk: go away! Baitin!
KaizenRegashi: hot
Mr_Horrible: he admit it!
graal_smith: Adam is a master baiter
f_tan_theta: masterful baiting
gawag_: what you do in the privacy of your own home is on you adam
JadedCynic: @MaddogM probably both
vensers_lab_tech: Yeah, Adam is a Master Baiter or Chat
cola_nq: but fr, thicc girls > slender men
CodeIndigo: it's the smoke monster from lost
CaptinOfBeez: he gets faster the more pages you ahve
diceinbox: But Adam said he never baits. I feel betrayed
Rhynerd: That ghost got the zoomies
artemi7: @cola_nq preach
PMAvers: He’s a master of it.
Darleysam: next weapon upgrade is just Rivers of Blood
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Kuolar: Modern streamers are so lazy with all the baiting :)
LinearGif: If he's baiting us are we the chum or the catches
korvys: Yes, but they don't turn off when you get one
heartofgoldfish: This game is for babies!
DEATHlikescats: Oh lord he comin
diceinbox: Adam prefers when games were just gorillas throwing barrels
Mr_Horrible: and how fast *is* a fuccboi, Ben? Kappa
Lysander_salamander: maybe he gets faster with every page?
Mr_Horrible: Serpentine is for cowards
CrazymattCaptain: slenderman rules. more pages = monster faster
neisan2112: RIP Twitch
lifecharacter: Ghosts can't handle turns, everyone knows that.
Makrosian_Tae: Dat compression
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
sydnius: pixel helllll
Rhynerd: Faster with every page like Slender
heartofgoldfish: Update: I thought Choo Choo Charles would be a Game For Babies and I am disappointed
artemi7: Ghosts ain't got shit in a straight sprint
JadedCynic: you're totally right Adam - all this effort wasted on "UX" - making things like menus to be ergonomic and helpful; in MY day the player had to FIGHT the UI even harder than the mobs! :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: look, it's very hard to count when you're being chased
PixelsAtDawnGaming: He just wants some feedback on his artwork
Lysander_salamander: yay
gawag_: boop
saucemaster5000: Pong
cola_nq: he just wants you to check out his Deviantart gallery
JadedCynic: zork
sydnius: FBtouchdown
artemi7: Madden
YeetTheRich_: boshi
SeaDiegoFC: boshi
crono3453: Minesweeper
goombalax: play a real scary game like Horse Club Adventures
Mr_Horrible: Puzzle Quest 2
kumatsu: Ninja Gaiden 2
Nydestroyer: tictactoe
Lysander_salamander: Hockey is the realest gme
WokenClick: spider solitare
Rustpile: Blues Clues
CodeIndigo: Tetris the Grand Master
LinearGif: Ghosts can't leave canyons, they're not forest fires
Bearudite: putt putt
WowoT: VR pong
sydnius: dwarf fortress
matthaus_c: @WokenClick good fucking answer
YeetTheRich_: minecraft
DEATHlikescats: Stork 2 which was intentionally evil
korvys: Microsoft Flight Sim
excalgold: Call of Duty: Warzone obviously, all PvP all the time no other game play involved
fuzzy_step: Duck Hunt
an_asp: The game of life, man. That conway was a visionary.
artemi7: This is the temple
mumblingpipes: that my little poy fighting game is the only real game
Makrosian_Tae: EGG EGG EGG
neisan2112: Sacraficial Stone
Mr_Horrible: she mentioned a temple at the middle of the island, yeah
diceinbox: No that’s where you kill Aslan
Rhynerd: That’s probably the egg temple
JadedCynic: @korvys yes but the ORIGINAL one B)
goombalax: Mjollin'er
mowdownjoe: MEOWMEOW
JadedCynic: Oregon Trail!
Nydestroyer: the dark world
Mr_Horrible: probably
Nydestroyer: and yes
DEATHlikescats: The dark world
artemi7: Can you put the hammer on your train gun
ThorSokar: electric bogaloo
Lysander_salamander: Not the worst
ylegm: so many unity assets
crono3453: M'jolnr
neisan2112: Its up there
Nydestroyer: nvm yea
cola_nq: nah, Hulk
Dalrint: Yes
kumatsu: I never actually saw Thor 2
idisagreeforlegalreasons: Microsoft excel is a real game
Dog_of_Myth: 2 Thor 2 Thorius
BurgerGamer: hulk
Dragonality: *tips fedora* M'jolnir
brat_the_wurst: all of them are
artemi7: Doctor Strange 2 is the worst, easily
mumblingpipes: i literally cannot rememeber dark world
gawag_: "honked on bobo" he says
korvys: Thor 2 is up there
saucemaster5000: Avengers Endgame by far the worst
itira: the most recent Thor was bad D:
Mr_Horrible: Eternals had Druig, tho! He's Kingo's friend Kappa
goombalax: Eternals was so bad you don't think it counts
Dalrint: Eternals at least had an antagonist
JadedCynic: well, Thor 2 was...meh, but yeah it wasn't The Eternals :(
Rustpile: I liked Eternals...
PotatoWraiths: Eternals just kinda...nothinged across the screen
ButterBall000: Incredible HulK?
LithelyUnshod: Dark World is far worse than Eternals
FarleyF: can i just say i love the phrase "Honks on Bobo"
laikagoat: iron man 2 has elon tho
SydPreviouslyHeadache: was Eternals that bad for real, or just rattling the cage? oh
Nydestroyer: all I know is some of the actors where alright
mowdownjoe: Eternals at least tried to do interesting things, but just didn't get there. Thor 2 was just... blah.
ylegm: ang lee hulk predates MCU
Blamb8: Thor 4
RandomTrivia: Excuse me, Morbius exists
cola_nq: Incredible Hulk tho
DEATHlikescats: Howard the Duck I think tops the stinkers (but I love it)
recursioning: Yes, Eternals is the worst easily
Lysander_salamander: Iron Man 2 was pretty bad too
Nigouki: Anything with Tom Hiddleston can not be bad so any of the Thor movies can't be the worst of the MCU
CodeIndigo: dark world had the one gag of mjolnir bouncing between earth and asgard
Gekyouryuu: Eternals would've been better as a Disney+ show so it would have time to let us know what the heck was going on.
sydnius: went on for EVER
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Thor 2 is better than Thor 1
bearravenson: Eternals needed to be either an hour shorter, or like 6 hour long episodes
lamina5432: I enjoyed eternals
saucemaster5000: At least eternals tried to be interesting. It just failed.
matthaus_c: BvS was the best Marvel movie
dougma: spend the scrap?
itira: Yeah, Adam likes Batman vs Superman :P
Sogheim: Eternals had a gay character, though, so it was the most progressive
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c damn, that's the answer
AllTheoryNoPractice: Ant-man and the Wasp
Nydestroyer: Also the man in the ocean needed to not have happened
laikagoat: kingo
squ3e: Jon snow
saucemaster5000: Kumail Nanjiani
JadedCynic: chris eccleston was decent...if handicapped by the sheer alien-ness of his character
HadesLeprechaun: Iron Man 1 must be the worst because it started the trend of every studio wanting to do cinematic universes
LithelyUnshod: Thena
Gekyouryuu: Thena
Makrosian_Tae: Thena
Nydestroyer: kingo and gilgamesh only good characters
lifecharacter: There's Game of Thrones, Jolie, other Game of THrones
Mr_Horrible: Thor 2 also didn't put a character in the wake of the atomic bomb shouting "Oh no, what have I done???" lrrBEEJ
artemi7: There was Eternal Man and Infinite Girl
Dalrint: Gilgamesh was great.
Nigouki: Eternals needed to be either shorted with less characters or a full length series
Orxolon: Celestial,there,i did it
CodeIndigo: whatever it is, i want it
saucemaster5000: Steel starring Shaq best DC movie
RandomTrivia: And StarFox (spoilers I guess)
Haroldholmes25: hoo rah
LinearGif: Yeah, Thor 2 was boring, but at least we know who Thor *is*
Lysander_salamander: nice
recursioning: bearravenson, you are 100 percent right
NightValien28: B I G B O O M
DEATHlikescats: Really clean audio
Mr_Horrible: seriously
kumatsu: this VA turned into another man halfway through?
lifecharacter: Lemme just stretch these shoulders
TheMerricat: Eternals had the problem of trying to do an "Avengers" without having previously introduced any of the charcters or the lore and using characters that NO ONE previously gave a shit about, unlike Capt America and Iron Man.
circusofkirkus: gotta stay limber
ますおー: Only good part of that movie was when the character named Icarus flew into the sun
gawag_: the character animation also makes me very uncomfy
itira: Hes delivering the lines like John Wayne
excalgold: the best DC Movie is Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
CodeIndigo: i think this might be a rocket launcher
Mr_Horrible: he's awkwardly popping his shoulders during conversation, he just like me fr fr
CodeIndigo: just a hunch
JadedCynic: @excalgold agreed
Fanklok: The last Dr. Strange movie felt like having an excited child explain the movie they just watched to me
sydnius: of course i’ll introduce you to warren
AllTheoryNoPractice: I did not hate Eternals or Dark World as much as everyone else seemed to, yet everyone gives the ant-man movies a pass
sydnius: this guy needs dermo
Mr_Horrible: LUL that rules
Lysander_salamander: :D
SymphonicLolita: nice
neisan2112: Hell yeah
artemi7: @Fanklok DS2 was an absolute mess that ended up being less Doctor Strange and more Wandavision2
sovietarchaeomancer: King shit
CodeIndigo: this guy needs a lot
SeaDiegoFC: hell yeah
mumblingpipes: lmao absolute chad barber
bearravenson: @AllTheoryNoPractice Fair, he's a good support character, but did not need his own movies.
Azralorne: i want the tiktok name lol
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Lockraemono: drop the tok
Mysticman89: dudes about to get 1k followers
artemi7: The Ant-man movies were pretty fun. Not the best Marvel movies, but still solid enough.
Lockraemono: spell caz/kaz
AllTheoryNoPractice: @JadedCynic And you can! They're fun! They're not awful! But I think they're weirdly exempt from the "Actually bad marvel movies" discussion when they shouldn't be
RandomTrivia: That's a very pogchampion handle
sydnius: ca$ obvz
Lockraemono: sadge
Lysander_salamander: yay we get to start the generator!
JadedCynic: adam be doing marketing for da man
CodeIndigo: oh wow, a power breakerr, that's going to be fun to mess with
AllTheoryNoPractice: Like, I think the only truly irredeemable Marvel project was Iron FIst
JadedCynic: ^^^
saucemaster5000: she's half kratos
saucemaster5000: @AllTheoryNoPractice Inhumans
HadesLeprechaun: that's just her wrestling makeup
RandomTrivia: Recently attacked by Charles and all you got was a black eye?! Tough cookie
CodeIndigo: charles needs to chill with the domestic violence
TheMerricat: @Fanklok To be fair, a 'real' Dr. Strange movie in the fashion of the comics would be the definition of 'an absolute mess'. I understand why they brought him into the universe his power set is the textbook definition of "not really good traditional movie material" and "a lot of LSD was consumed..."
SymphonicLolita: unity copy paste asset
artemi7: I don't... didn't WE come on a ship? Why didn't everyone leave with us?
JadedCynic: Iron fist was just... "dammit Marvel, read the room"
swaggytaco: the npcs dont have a train to respawn at :/
Bearudite: yes
saucemaster5000: I went with Robert Pattinson and it did not go well
cola_nq: I'd work a Lighthouse
Austere_Squire: yes
ylegm: *raises hand*
brutusq13: I've been a coupple
ThorSokar: there were several in the town I grew up in
DEATHlikescats: Yup is kinda scary tbh
neisan2112: The Lighthouse
diceinbox: I have. They are masive
Seth_Erickson: Lighthouse graveyard shift would be my dream job
underhill33: i've been in a few
HadesLeprechaun: Ben did you WATCH The Lighthouse?
matthaus_c: The Lighthouse
vensers_lab_tech: Ive been in an old one down in mexico
BusTed: 🤔
Mr_Horrible: I've heard they drive Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson crazy
goombalax: "The Lightbouse"
lochnessseammonster: lighthouse stream?
AllTheoryNoPractice: @AllTheoryNoPractice Was that worse than Iron Fist? I didn't watch it, but I actually turned IF off, and I don't really do that
ますおー: Aquaman
gawag_: The Lighthouse?
call_me_Aras: I've been in a lighthouse. Several in fact!
mumblingpipes: spinning around with your iphone flashlight
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
bearravenson: There's like a whole movie about why you don't want to do that
Seth_Erickson: Never work with anyone, stay up all night
sydnius: he ain’t heavy…
DEATHlikescats: Nope
Gekyouryuu: it's called Willem Dafoe's Wacky Day
Mr_Horrible: Any wickies in chat?
prince_infidel: No. Too isolated
Veste: i think it was called "The Car That Couldn't Slow Down"
NightValien28: artemi7 weirdest thing, they called us for help to come to this island, instead of a rescue ship
NoxStryx: the move was called... the lighthouse
neisan2112: Man I should rewatch that movie
matthaus_c: I wish I worked at a lighthouse
cola_nq: I've worked a submarine, a lighthouse would be cake
gawag_: good adam sandler impression
YawnLance: Working in a lighthouse right now :)
patrick_stonecrusher: though l respect that a lot, ld be fired if that were my job
korvys: "10,000 bits and I'll turn off the light POG"
matthaus_c: @neisan2112 why'd ya spill your beans, neisan
saucemaster5000: Defoe Checks in
SymphonicLolita: woo
SnackPak_: yes!
RandomTrivia: Hooray! FBtouchdown
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣
CodeIndigo: "We are a US Navy ship and you WILL change your course!" "We're a lighthouse. Your move."
lochnessseammonster: love the lighthouse bit on our flag means death PrideLaugh
neisan2112: @matthaus_c I know you're a fan of me LOBSTER!!!
BusTed: gamingggg
goombalax: god gamer
SymphonicLolita: gaming!!
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
cola_nq: gaming
bearravenson: FIRST TRY
WiJohn: Gaming!
BrindleBoar: doot!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: Noscoped!
PixelsAtDawnGaming: PUZZLE MASTER
Nydestroyer: no scoped
NightValien28: brute force
artemi7: @NightValien28 Why don't they just leave and ditch Charles here by himself smh
jessieimproved: hot damn, I sat back down and I'm automatically funny
mumblingpipes: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Gekyouryuu: hooray, I made the funny people laugh. :3
Cunobelenos: Pro gamer
gawag_: now memorize that for the speedrun
NoxStryx: i prefer movies staring Willim DaFriend
JadedCynic: 4th try!
LordZarano: lrrHORN
patrick_stonecrusher: after killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
TheAinMAP: benginDab
sydnius: switches:0
KV1NN4: adam sandler? i thgouht that was the dragon from Mighty Magiswords >.>;
saucemaster5000: Guessed the answer
Mysticman89: you say "brute force" they say "no scope"
excalgold: that game wasnt bad......BruteForce that is - for an Xbox launch title
Calaban161: No
Nydestroyer: ook ook
NightValien28: nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan nightv22Plan
jpost042: clap
brutusq13: WOW GOOD JOB
cola_nq: seabatClap
NightValien28: fight me
SnackPak_: pass
kumatsu: Yes Adam
AdamTheIndividual: wow good job
CodeIndigo: wait, didn't that make a loud noise?
Gizmoloid: wow
FarleyF: ook ook
RandomTrivia: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
YeetTheRich_: wheelerOok FBtouchdown wheelerOok
Nydestroyer: seabatOAK
BrindleBoar: wow good job Adam
TemporallyAwry: Great Joke PogChamp
thegitrogsquirrel: wow yes good good
brat_the_wurst: wow good job seabatClap seabatClap
Mr_Horrible: Reasonable ask, Streamer! seabatClap
Frostwriter111: Clap
Gizmoloid: good job
lazermeow: Yes master Adam.
YawnLance: Wow Adam and Ben you are both so funny. Haha well done :)
gawag_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NoxStryx: great job streamer
SymphonicLolita: gg streamer
KevinTheShark: They don't brute force, they carefully caress
manfred909: tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap
TheMerricat: Great job streamer!
FarleyF: linab1HellYeah linab1HellYeah linab1HellYeah
letfireraindown: What kind of output does the Brute produce?
brutusq13: look at them go
gsyhiap: Wow, good job! miiliClap
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Dragonality: Wow. Good job.
crono3453: Good answer, good answer!
sydnius: gimme nana
Bearudite: touchdown emotes
smoke_knight: Nightvalian that is a very good emote
JadedCynic: "I'm sure what you're thinking is correct!" - Yes-man toy
NotCainNorAbel: way to sit on that chair seabatClap FBtouchdown
SeaDiegoFC: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap streamer good
TheAinMAP: tqsClap
dougma: salt water
lochnessseammonster: good joke streamer!
WiJohn: Starfish
KWardJenx: fun
itira: excellent work streamers! seabatClap tqsClap seabatClap tqsClap
saucemaster5000: allergic to fun
ShaneLeeAtk: Sans fleas
Kuolar: Shellfish
korvys: Crabs
BurgerGamer: shellfish
MWGNZ: jellyfish
AdamTheIndividual: doing great let's nope boyz
JadedCynic: allergic to salt water?
rabbitgta: sting rays
drcthulu: we're not monkeys here to dance for your entertainment
brutusq13: wow, running on the beacj so well!
swaggytaco: he sunk a boat
cola_nq: sand can be made out of shellfish
TheAinMAP: Salt water.
Gekyouryuu: Chuck E. Choos
xantos69: He hates sand. Its course and it gets everywhere.
KaizenRegashi: jeszGOGO jeszGOGO
ylegm: seabatTROG unarmeGameplay
LinearGif: good joke streamer
HadesLeprechaun: Hey, you guys could play No One Lives Under the Lighthouse right here on Lets NOPE
JadedCynic: coarse*
DEATHlikescats: Could be a red tide
AdamTheIndividual: keep it up you are doing great
matthaus_c: he does work part time as a clown
patrick_stonecrusher: oh is he like the aliens from Alien Nation?
sydnius: ridin that train
NightValien28: why not, any idea how could it would be if little jimmy had a murder spider train for his party
JadedCynic: @DEATHlikescats it WOULD be one if Chaz showed up
brutusq13: you two
smoke_knight: I have, yeah
saucemaster5000: that's personal
YeetTheRich_: wheelerClown wheelerClown
Gekyouryuu: work? no, I do it for free
cola_nq: I clown on occacion
DEATHlikescats: @jadedcynic that made me lol
YawnLance: I mean Ben's right beside you, Adam
NoxStryx: you work as a clown
TheMerricat: 'in twitch chat'?
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swaggytaco: casual clown
diceinbox: All of us are clowns
SnackPak_: gottem
Bearudite: asks the twitch streamer
lochnessseammonster: my late uncle did
WiJohn: Corrections officer
f_tan_theta: I got paid to juggle once
JadedCynic: No, Adam, I'm not employeed by the government
Sheikun07: I'm an accountant. That's pretty weird.
call_me_Aras: I was a croupier
sydnius: strictly amateur
Fanklok: Stop trying to social engineer us
Lysander_salamander: I'm sure there are a few that only clown off the clock
Mr_Horrible: got his ass
googoltudoris: obligatory "i choo choo charles you"
YeetTheRich_: worth it
Dragonality: I worked for Amazon, so definitely as a clown
RebekahWSD: I am self employed and do home canning?
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahaha
NimrodXIV: Ben.
Lockraemono: ?!
Jennie_Fuchsia: I dress actors who are sometimes also clowns
DEATHlikescats: Lol
patrick_stonecrusher: Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
fastlane250: LUL
vipershutendoji: Not weird I guess but store manager for a pet store
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
bearravenson: I've done haunt actor, but not clown
manfred909: tqsLOL tqsLOL tqsLOL
Sheikun07: We had to know
laikagoat: how bomb work
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Rhynerd: I volunteered for a museum once.
excalgold: saw -that- coming
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Hug that dynamite
prince_infidel: F
artemi7: I can't belive that didn't work
MWGNZ: science
SeaDiegoFC: lrrSPOOP
ThorSokar: SERIOUSLY
EricTheOrange: golf clap
neisan2112: no words
h00tsforce: My parents are professionally trained clowns, and I used to do magic
Rustpile: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
crono3453: I had privileges?
Calaban161: I would have done the same
BusTed: lrrCOW
jpost042: defuse with face
NightValien28: what did you expect
DEATHlikescats: HypeDaze HypeDaze HypeDaze HypeDaze
Mysticman89: face covered in black soot and otherwise fine
Mr_Horrible: I dunno I thought he'd dodge or block it or something!
sydnius: lrrSPOOP FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: Weird Job -- I spent a summer working as a Geoduck Farmer
googoltudoris: obligatory "is this the haunted corn maze train?"
NarishmaReborn: i saw the look on his face wondering
renmcidk: The outside of the train changed when you upgraded armour
mumblingpipes: mission accomplished
marrinerboyd: I have been paid to pole dance
DEATHlikescats: HSWP PokGengar
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Dee-na-mee-tay"
KWardJenx: Have to admit, I was curious too Ben.
KaizenRegashi: hekiB hekiB hekiB hekiB hekiB hekiB
AdamTheIndividual: I'd say let's NOPE to that one.
BurgerGamer: part of my job is watching bugs boink, so thats a little weird
NotCainNorAbel: you didn't think that woudl kill you?
smoke_knight: Like, legit I work for the circus and have trained in clowning.
ylegm: "This Door is pregnant!"
Ritaspirithntr: I manage an inventory of MTG cards for a living.
WowoT: i get paid to laugh at you people sometimes
Lysander_salamander: ow my ankles
NotCainNorAbel: I mean' Yeah you died good death streamer!
EricTheOrange: what privleges did we have?
sydnius: ben: “im in a cart assagh
KevinTheShark: Its 3am here and that just caused me to laugh my neighbour awake
saucemaster5000: People work at Pornhub
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Professional Bug Voyeur
excalgold: or the bug bone house
JadedCynic: meanwhile charles is on the inside trying to open the door from the inside "let me OUT - lemme out!!!"
SnackPak_: grasshopper factory
splatty1: like that frog fractions game
goombalax: Flugg
patrick_stonecrusher: the martian president
Mr_Horrible: they're either a scientist or a SFM filmmaker
SeaDiegoFC: Bug's (sex) life
YawnLance: Professional bug breeder
KWardJenx: Bug porn - VERY lucrative niche
mumblingpipes: Ben no
Lysander_salamander: yeah all right
lochnessseammonster: like when graham was breeding spiders
JewelKnightZero: bug porn??? what did I come back to
Sogheim: worst. Bugsnax. mod. ever.
RandomTrivia: I was once paid to play a vacuum cleaner as a solo instrument in front of a full orchestra
heartofgoldfish: who taught LRR the word fluffer
sydnius: eew
thefightnerd: teeny super guy
BusTed: shoot
matthaus_c: bug porn? I've played Hollow Knight
Mysticman89: jimmeney cricket?
EricTheOrange: teeny little super guy
brainbosh: Teeny Little Sperguy!
googoltudoris: well how did you think bugs reproduced?
Makrosian_Tae: The shrimp guy?
itira: LUL
CodeIndigo: Slimey the worm?!
Admiral__Albatross: calling someone a "
WiJohn: Bug suckin' bob
Sogheim: the clay one?
BusTed: Stop motion
sydnius: tarantula have no penii
FarleyF: yeah that was awesome stop motion
matthaus_c: Speedy Gonzalez lrrBEEJ
KV1NN4: The Superguy!
PhilanthropyLich: I learned in high school that you need to thaw your flies for at least 3 hours before they will fuck
saucemaster5000: Defoe only does porn with the green goblin mask on
Admiral__Albatross: "Bug Fluffer" is a great insult
JadedCynic: Do you mean The Friendly Giant's friend?
Mysticman89: lube up your hands
Mr_Horrible: to lay some tiny pipe
itira: why do i remember this
patrick_stonecrusher: teeny little super guy, pops right out before your eye
an_asp: Bees are pretty fluffy
Mysticman89: some of them have drills for dongs
Juliamon: Some bugs have horrifying dongers
YawnLance: Time for Adam to google "bug penis" on the work computer
DEATHlikescats: There’s a whole variety of different configurations
saucemaster5000: Any Thorax enjoyers?
RandomTrivia: This but smaller https://i.imgur.com/5b5TTFe.gif
misskale: when I was a kid teeny little superguy was the most amazing thing. ah the 80s...
Calaban161: Most bugs lay egs
goombalax: Bedbugs have traumatic penetration and spunk that seals the wound
Juliamon: it's part of why bedbugs are so terrifying
prince_infidel: Depends on your definition of penis
JadedCynic: Rusty the Rooster from "The Friendly Giant"?
Pharmacistjudge: please do not remind me of green porno with rossalini
azninsect: some will drill randomly into other bugs
CodeIndigo: ok, boomer
Mysticman89: there was that one live episode that was all animal penis
an_asp: What, ben, pokemon? Beedrill?
lochnessseammonster: there's a bees dick joke here somewhere...
matthaus_c: Proboinksis
BurgerGamer: its research, but the goal is to rear as many ladybugs as cheaply as possible, so basically bug fluffing
Mr_Horrible: that search will probably just get you DeviantArt results, Adam
SnackPak_: do they got the bug penis vein?
vensers_lab_tech: Cave Lice have the largest female penises
gawag_: Promiscuous Probiscus
patrick_stonecrusher: hes no bigger than your thumb! "now stop me if youve heard this one"
Gekyouryuu: what about an Amateur-biscus?
RandomTrivia: Pfffft benginLul
Juliamon: they just jam it in, regardless of whether there's actually a hole there
Sheikun07: Telekinetic reload!
NoxStryx: some bugs have penises but the is no vag, traumatic insemination
neisan2112: I just keep thinking about that part of Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Frostwriter111: I appreciate that the rockets are purple also
zimmercj: Hasn't paul already looked up Animal genitalia for that one LRR?
PixelsAtDawnGaming: "Now eventually you might have Choo Choo Charles on your, on your Choo Choo Charles tour, right? Hello?"
artemi7: start honking that horn and say hi to charles again
saucemaster5000: OnlyWings
ghyllnox: I like how you painted the rockets
TheMerricat: I enjoy the fact that ben has to keep being reminded by the game that explosives are dangerous....
NotCainNorAbel: I don't think Paul can get fired
Gekyouryuu: wooo! I made them laugh twice! I'm on fire tonight!
ylegm: that was user submitted @zimmercj
patrick_stonecrusher: @neisan2112 oh no THAT movie :(
Mysticman89: the moonbase computer IPs are allready flagged to the relevant authorities
Mr_Horrible: it's afraid... they're afraid!!!
Gekyouryuu: I thought he was a train?
zimmercj: @ylegm Thanks
JadedCynic: Chaz
SymphonicLolita: choosef entertainment charles
Tangsm: Chucky two choos.
sydnius: this train got blutooth
JadedCynic: Charlie
JadedCynic: Chester
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Maybe Charles has gone to lay some more eggs, or rule the UK
JadedCynic: is that lenin?
saucemaster5000: Captain Haddock cleaned up
Mysticman89: its erotic train fan fiction
korvys: "I didn't, but I kinda wish I did"
Mr_Horrible: I wanted to see Charles just wham him outta nowhere
CodeIndigo: the journal is just "i hate pickels"
YawnLance: It's just bug erotica, no big deal
Mysticman89: why not both
Bearudite: missed his A03
matthaus_c: Hollow Knight fan art
excalgold: no BUG deal even
matthaus_c: Hornet
SnackPak_: dragonfly
neisan2112: @YawnLance Damn it you beat me to it
CodeIndigo: ladybug
Lysander_salamander: bumblebee
NotCainNorAbel: it is just pictures of trains getting railed
thefightnerd: a millipede
laikagoat: praying mantis
EricTheOrange: mantis
Gekyouryuu: a slaying mantis
tehfewl: ladybug
PotatoWraiths: mantis
artemi7: Wasp
renmcidk: You can’t look inside it
WiJohn: Black widow
cola_nq: Praying Mantis
Makrosian_Tae: Goliath Beetle
JewelKnightZero: lady bug
saucemaster5000: The one with the biggest dick
Admiral__Albatross: train x bug
swaggytaco: stick bug
Mr_Horrible: Goliath Beetle holding a knife
Half_Duplex: cockroach
JadedCynic: I'm with Adam
Dragonality: "And then Charles leaned one thin chitinous arm towards me"
sydnius: all monarchs, underage. eew
Astramentha: Orchid mantis
LithelyUnshod: Orchid mantis
EricTheOrange: armor?
Fanklok: This really puts Bug Snax into perspective
methodical_monk: Iron scale beetle
JadedCynic: the black widow is an arachnid
toenolla: Bugs Bunny
FarleyF: yeah actually Adam i'll back you up there
googoltudoris: he really realy wanted you to "peek inside his journal", if you know what i mean
Mr_Horrible: Actually wait, Mothman is the sexiest bug
Mr_Horrible: easy
Mysticman89: The bug was a velvety creature, its wings shimmering in the light like a thousand stars. Its hard carapace was smooth to the touch, its antennae twitching as it crawled across my skin.
Rynehawk: geoduck definitely sexiest beast
ButButTheJesus: DER FLAMMENWERFER!
RandomTrivia: Can you repair the train with the scraps mid-fight?
DEATHlikescats: Bondage faeries tried to answer the question k but what if bug sex?’ And I’m okay not knowing
Rhynerd: Charles healed?
neisan2112: @Mr_Horrible I've seen enough of those fics to agree with that
NightValien28: I think he did go down
artemi7: chase him down
saucemaster5000: Nope, he Fallup
korvys: Repair?
bearravenson: @DEATHlikescats Now that's a name I've not heard for a long time
EricTheOrange: only cowards upgrade armor
TheMerricat: did you not see how badly your train is damaged there Ben?
Lysander_salamander: there's other weapons, and quest items?
neisan2112: @Mr_Horrible Also I just remembered I'm wearing a Mothman shirt rn
renmcidk: Repair the train
DEATHlikescats: @bearravenson all this bug sex talk dredged up archival memories
an_asp: Not as damaged as Charles! Wait, no, we're a lot more damaged than him.
artemi7: @DEATHlikescats Holy heck that takes me back
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible LUL
JewelKnightZero: gay train moment
BusTed: thejen9Eggy
sydnius: cycle shield frequency leforge
DEATHlikescats: @artemi7 right?!
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Maybe the twist is when you're fully upgraded, you grow spider legs and become Charles' mate? Spider train sexy times
korvys: "Uggh, Orange is the worst flavour of train" - Charles, probably
itira: tqsEgg
KevinTheShark: Gonna rustle yourself a train Omelette
Orxolon: tightly guarded by whistling guards
Gekyouryuu: slaying mantis
matthaus_c: hornet
Vandristine: yeah i agree
ghyllnox: Only after
Mysticman89: "Its antennae brushed against my lips, sending shockwaves of pleasure racing through me. "
itira: Slay mantis, slay!
rosesmcgee: just once
neisan2112: No she takes it
RandomTrivia: At this point I'm fairly certain Charles doesn't exist unless you're in an encounter
KWardJenx: Weevil
lochnessseammonster: the spider from james and the giant peach
Astramentha: orchid mantis
Vandristine: look man it would be the wildest night
beneckja: *smashes phone and skateboard
neisan2112: Ohhhh man
YawnLance: I've heard Praying Mantis head is mind blowing benginFingers
Gekyouryuu: spiders aren't bugs
SnackPak_: sergeGG
Vandristine: insect, not arachnid
sydnius: horned tomato caterpillars are hot
Lysander_salamander: :D
DEATHlikescats: @astramentha orchid mantis are so pretty
EmpressTila: Wait, fictional bugs are allowed?
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh PrideUwu
JadedCynic: head so good you never want it again because it'll never bee as good
GhostValv: :O
matthaus_c: gonna make Adam act up
artemi7: ohhh snap
Mr_Horrible: @YawnLance A once-in-a-lifetime experience OpieOP
bearravenson: You've awakened something in him.
korvys: Yeah, but she's french
jessieimproved: ahahaha
EmpressTila: Buzzwole. I'll see myself out.
YawnLance: Watching Adam have an awakening live on stream
call_me_Aras: Adam's got that look
Astramentha: !clip
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DEATHlikescats: Monster love awakenings
KevinTheShark: Oooh lah lah
zeanith_helfire: Turns out Adam is a monster fucker
lochnessseammonster: true
Mysticman89: have you seen the peacocl spider?
matthaus_c: eh, the french can deal with it
saucemaster5000: Hon Hon Horny
neisan2112: Or the girl from Monster Musuma
SymphonicLolita: blat blat
squ3e: wait there are just regular enemies in this game?
sydnius: damn mricans
googoltudoris: charlotte from charlotte's web can tie me up any time
NightValien28: squibbed
an_asp: I like how our train is way more armored
neisan2112: I need one of those masks
saucemaster5000: @googoltudoris Me first
artemi7: @googoltudoris She got big momma energy
Rustpile: Cool mask I hate it
terribleplan: That nose looks... off
BusTed: Neat.
Rhynerd: Yeo
EricTheOrange: Orange is clearly the best colo0r
sydnius: why the holes
F1SHOR: ohh its finally out - cant wait for this vod benginLol
Lysander_salamander: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
saucemaster5000: Charles - "I'm not wearing hockey pads!"
Astramentha: Our train bettter look just like Charles once fully upgraded
an_asp: We're just bolting on that scrap haphazardly
goombalax: stealth bow strats
an_asp: We need the red charles paint
goombalax: foos ro dah
renmcidk: Grimace is best
BrindleBoar: maybe he whistles because he's imitating Charles
Juliamon: Orange is statistically the best train colour, according to two Twitch chat members
Wrexadecimal: Nothing can kill the grimace, so I've heard
brutusq13: he's practicing for the kill bill reboot
sydnius: ooh gnomeregan
KaizenRegashi: that man has been workin on the railroad
FarleyF: what we need is the "i like trains" kid from asdfmovie
saucemaster5000: Too on the nose, c'mon
squ3e: So are these dudes just like super into the trains or something
an_asp: I mean I'd join a train cult
rosesmcgee: This whole game was made because the dev said "I wish I had an outlet for my incredible whistling skills"
RandomTrivia: Pfffft
artemi7: I do like the idea of the armored kill train.
artemi7: That's pretty good
ButButTheJesus: E G G
sydnius: cue yakety sax
CaptainSpam: STEALTH
EricTheOrange: just shotgunned in the back, it's cool
saucemaster5000: just the wind
RandomTrivia: "Whose footprints are these?!"
Sheikun07: Perfect stealth
chrisrd19: Sorry, I just got here, but if you're running away from a train why are you following the train tracks
googoltudoris: *whistles indiana jones theme*
TheAinMAP: tqsEgg tqsEgg
an_asp: We're hunting the train, it is our prey
KevinTheShark: 1 step closer to the best omelette
SymphonicLolita: WYSWIG
goombalax: WSYWG is a warhammer term I thought
ylegm: wysiwyg is a name I haven't heard in a long time
artemi7: Our good train is on the tracks
WiJohn: 360 no shins
patrick_stonecrusher: old programming term
MWGNZ: 360 no shins
fastlane250: "360!" *instantly eats shit*
YeetTheRich_: never heard it out loud but it def a thing
artemi7: The evil train doesn't need them
Papa_Princesse: used in warhammer 40k a lot to describe model loadouts
JadedCynic: never heard that before Ben? Cool, you're part of today's 10,000
terribleplan: WYSIWYG is often applied to web/html editors
TheMerricat: "The phrase "what you see is what you get," from which the acronym derives, was a catchphrase popularized by Flip Wilson's drag persona Geraldine, first appearing in September 1969, then regularly in the early 1970s on The Flip Wilson Show."
itira: what kinda bad
SymphonicLolita: it honks
DEATHlikescats: Corny
Rynehawk: it bad
Mysticman89: "it's a unique take on X"
squ3e: "Its bad"
DEATHlikescats: Schlock
Mr_Horrible: I've been finding myself calling stuff "dog" a lot
ylegm: @itira same
Mr_Horrible: recently
YeetTheRich_: doodoo
itira: i say "blows ass"
saucemaster5000: "Smells like Teen Spirit"
Gekyouryuu: what kind of bad?
Bearudite: dire is the word I like
Mr_Horrible: "dog" "dog water" "dogshit"
Gekyouryuu: I've picked up "garbage toilets" from LRR over time
Lockraemono: YOU KNOW
Lockraemono: oops caps
DEATHlikescats: Hot garbage
Orxolon: this game is not bad?
artemi7: repair?
JadedCynic: batshit for crazy bad things, dogshiit for just unimpressive...
Mr_Horrible: describing something as "grim" is also very satisfying
YeetTheRich_: i just say "skyrim"
Lockraemono: truwe
an_asp: "A trainwreck"
Lockraemono: fuck my typing
Dalouer: something HONKS
LuckyBonsai: No no your game isn't bad, it just REMINDS me of games that are really bad - Adam 2022
sydnius: “smuring”
googoltudoris: now behold the power of this fully armed and operational choo choo!
DEATHlikescats: Bonkers
Izalyia: In that case yeet, this game is promising, but skyrim
EricTheOrange: I like Dingus but that's more twords a person
DEATHlikescats: I actually use bonkers recently
Mr_Horrible: shit *is* doodoo, Ben
ylegm: I like "a fuckjing disaster"
Mr_Horrible: that's kinda it's whole deal
BusTed: would ye
Boon_33: my daddy warned me about you
Mr_Horrible: this dude's cheekbones holy moly
SCHLORMPH: yall couldnt stop calling games "ut oh stinky" for a while.
JadedCynic: Wherever he is, Jacob Burgess is suddenly annoyed and doesn't know why ;)
KaizenRegashi: Ummmm, About that
Bearudite: shifty eyes
saucemaster5000: Yesterday's News Grandpa
sydnius: 🇮🇪☘️
goombalax: you're an archivist? is this 40k battle librarians?!
Izalyia: The core premise of an open world w fixed rails and a mobile base reminds me of state of decay and subnautica, but honestly this honks
RandomTrivia: *CRONCH*
RandomTrivia: Who needs ankels
RandomTrivia: *ankles
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
sydnius: cronk
itira: shiiiiiit lol
JadedCynic: you should die from thi- yep
DEATHlikescats: Lol
ScurvyMitch: HahaSweat
EricTheOrange: gottem
ButButTheJesus: AAAAHAHAHA
Sheikun07: Glorious!
ScurvyMitch: yanaMegaFine yanaMegaFine yanaMegaFine yanaMegaFine
ariborealis: gottem
an_asp: You just fell down a mountain and died
Sheikun07: I was waiting for that to happen
an_asp: Willingly
KWardJenx: God that was brutal. LOL!
artemi7: I cannot wait for Charles to come while they're on break
milkydeew: What is the fall damage in this game Damn
MWGNZ: should take a break, just like our shins
JadedCynic: ben just has his femurs driven up into his ribcage...
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
renmcidk: Death by broken ankles
Gizmoloid: do you think Charles is a train that grew some legs or a spider that grew so big it started wearing a train like a suit?
KeytarCat: "Go attach these explosives" [watches the PC jump down the cliff]
ghyllnox: I'm getting an ad entirely in German
TheMerricat: So chat, what are the odds that Ben notices that his train is half dead and repairs it before the 'final fight' ? :D
an_asp: He's gonna spend his last scrap on upgrades
ghyllnox: Aaaand now one in French
artemi7: @Gizmoloid Charles is clearly a spider hermit crab, and teh train is just his shell he found
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat 2%
renmcidk: Or was his mom a spider and dad a train
an_asp: Charles is just the final upgrade to our train
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat so 50 to 1 odds then
ButButTheJesus: welp, its my bedtime, goodnight folks, take care and werf flammen lrrSHINE
DEATHlikescats: I am hoping for mutagenic ooze to be the cause
DEATHlikescats: Gnight @butbutthejesus !
renmcidk: Good night
an_asp: Imagine, you upgrade to max speed and some legs sprout from the train
DEATHlikescats: Phyrexian train clown
renmcidk: That would be both hilarious and terrifying
NotCainNorAbel: yes?
whydustin: no
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
neisan2112: Wut up
goombalax: *deep inhale*
Sheikun07: Depends on the setting/lore
Pharmacistjudge: Adam...you should know
patrick_stonecrusher: yes
DEATHlikescats: Yup
itira: isnt that like a sex thing
RavingPenguin: Vampires don't have blood
WokenClick: it's very taboo
gawag_: i dont think they have blood?
Zalthia: Sometimes, depending on the setting
LinearGif: in some canons
korvys: Depends on the setting, but yes
manfred909: yes but thats for sex
Mysticman89: theres rules aorund that
SpleenLord: Its a very dangerous thing
BrindleBoar: to defeat Choo Choo Charles you must become Choo Choo Charles
saucemaster5000: That's incest
lazermeow: If they are kinky enough.
noSmokeFire: depends on the vampire
Mr_Horrible: no, they don't get sustenance from each other
neisan2112: They shouldn't
mumblingpipes: no thatd be gross
Astramentha: porbly
CaptainChibale: depends on the setting.
RandomTrivia: They don't contain any blood usually
SeaDiegoFC: they do in VtM for sexy times
Mal2mad: Yes, but it's illegal
JadedCynic: depends - they CAN
TemporallyAwry: Yes - and it's a problem PrideShrug
gawag_: thats why they have thralls?
WowoT: didnt you play not a drop to drink adam.
LithelyUnshod: Reapers from Blade 2
xantos69: As a Vampire.... Yes
smoke_knight: Do vampires HAVE blood?
vipershutendoji: In Vampire Knight they do
Dalrint: Isn't that the whole idea behind those porny ann rice books?
Mortimew: they do, it's diablory
Orxolon: yes,it's called diablerie
EmpressTila: Somewhere Jacob just sat up straight and he doesn't know why.
prince_infidel: Yes but only for sex or violence
7gorobei: in some franchises
HolyHadouken: can I ask a dumb USAmerican question? What is Boxing Day?
saucemaster5000: There are werewolf fans?
EvilBadman: that's a BIG no-no in V:TM
AllTheoryNoPractice: If you want them to. Vampires aren't real.
RandomTrivia: It's like Jacob is in the room with us :D
patrick_stonecrusher: dont read anne rice novels
FlamingSpipernado: probably, although likely less effecient XD
NotCainNorAbel: my brothers?
korvys: Cause werewolves are jocks, and Vampires are nerds
circusofkirkus: vampires are theatre kids duh
neisan2112: LMAOOOO
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
itira: they dont. thats just Jacob :P
Mr_Horrible: the Werewolf fans are too busy writing smut to be invested in answering questions
Makrosian_Tae: CLIP IT
Mysticman89: the OG vampire
DEATHlikescats: Cus furrys are the outlet for that energy for werewolves
Dalrint: "The Bible of Lore"
neisan2112: I just finished watching Season 2
Mal2mad: OI, I'm peruvian!
CaptainChibale: world of darkness they can and will get sustenance off it. or they can kill another vampire by draining them.
TemporallyAwry: Oh wow, you've never talked with the "excitable" werewolf players PrideLaugh
Fanklok: Ben you just explained the difference between werewolves and vampires
neisan2112: I get that finaly
artemi7: Vampire fans are drama kids, werewolf fans are teh stoners
JadedCynic: Again, Jacob Burgess is suddenly annoyed and this time he knows why
TheAinMAP: So the owner(?) of this island is called Warren Charles III which has me wondering if that's a reference to Warren Buffet and Charles Munger who run the company Berkshire Hathaway which owns a railroad.
SeaDiegoFC: More like, Smutt
renmcidk: The bible of lore
matthaus_c: the bug people are writing smut
Astramentha: Not all vamp fans are Jacob :P
YawnLance: Everyone's writing smut :D
violetblight: theres plenty of both trust me
saucemaster5000: It's sex all the way down Bertrand Russell
KeytarCat: Fans write smut
Bearudite: vampires are just theater kids who they let drink folks
HolyHadouken: BAH, real smut belongs to Changeling fans
Greendrag13: werewolf smut just hits yifferent
EricTheOrange: but when werewolf fans do it their furries
Zalthia: No no, they are correct.
SymphonicLolita: horse blinders
Xenovita: vampire erotica name: count ejackula
LinearGif: werewolves have no rules, vampires have too many and too varied
Mr_Horrible: no no, pretty sure YawnLance is right, there
YawnLance: Why do I always get called out smh
laikagoat: smut-o-vision
Astramentha: Yawn is correct
bearravenson: No no, they're right,
saucemaster5000: @YawnLance speaks truth tho
YeetTheRich_: *jacob appears in frame, panting*: OK so...
Mysticman89: chatgpt has given everyone the power of smut
YawnLance: I mean at least senpais notice me
JadedCynic: maybe it's what is being said?
kumatsu: Yawnlance with the aoe taunt
CanPlayGames: I actually have a good answer to this that’s hard to explain in twitch chat. It has to do with the aspects of humanity that vamps and werewolves represent.
Gekyouryuu: it's not just anti-peruvian. they're anti-most of South America. they give you a really Chile reception.
empyreon: you know what else sticks out? riffYeti
RandomTrivia: @YawnLance Because you're great, boom roasted etc etc
KeytarCat: Putting the -dere in tsundere
KaizenRegashi: I am not one of those
SnackPak_: Gekyouryuu sergePun
whydustin: hahahaha
RandomTrivia: WELP
BusTed: wp
Andymonium: XD
ylegm: that's why my name is impossible to say
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
SymphonicLolita: LUL
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: it's a blessing and a curse
artemi7: don't do it ben
GhostValv: benginO7
lazermeow: Ben......
Gizmoloid: LUL
saucemaster5000: seabatClap seabatClap
Mr_Horrible: I like that we've died more to fall damage than Charles
YawnLance: benginTD
BurgerGamer: FBtouchdown
Sheikun07: "Parkou-" splat
prince_infidel: benginDab \
SeaDiegoFC: FBtouchdown
ariborealis: ah james is near
Astramentha: !clip
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ylegm: can't make of fun of what you can't say
Mal2mad: South America already have pishtacos, whom MAY be another type of vampire. MMAY.
PixelsAtDawnGaming: wheeeeeeeeeeeee
HolyHadouken: a real scientist would try it a few more times
UtilityPunk: Speedrunner strats
KaizenRegashi: @Mr_Horrible Accurate
laikagoat: look forward to james preceding that clip in a week or two
7gorobei: HyperGravity
Bearudite: Hard Floor Parkour
Sogheim: "parkour" *falls to death*
itira: You dont say. :P
SnackPak_: that's wild
BorealMage: That's super weird
Mr_Horrible: I have not encountered any of those streamers
saucemaster5000: It took me four years before I started chatting. I'm old, this is a weird thing I do
matthaus_c: wait what
YawnLance: Oh yeah it's wild
Mr_Horrible: they sound weird
YeetTheRich_: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
BusTed: You just missed it.
matthaus_c: the yeti person just posted
lochnessseammonster: wow really? seabatYIKES
CanadianPhenomJamesTurner: that's dumb
Mr_Horrible: the Rifftrax Yeti
empyreon: riffYeti riffYeti riffYeti
Mysticman89: I think the coolest emotes are the ones that are applicable in other peoples chats
KaizenRegashi: meeshe1Party meeshe1Party
AllTheoryNoPractice: Twitch Streamers were a mistake
FarleyF: i use my best friends linab1HellYeah all the time both here and on discord
BusTed: seabatClap
blip2004: wtfSalt wtfBoko
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Bearudite: eruditWaggle
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
diceinbox: benginRage Ben when he sees other people’s emotes
YawnLance: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Mr_Horrible: LUL
lochnessseammonster: seabatOAK
Mysticman89: butter471Pepeyall butter471Pepeyall butter471Pepeyall
manfred909: rudeOriest
methodical_monk: quantMonka quantMonka quantMonka
Fanklok: It's OK Ben you can use your emotes in my chat. please is so empty
circusofkirkus: hannPOOPOO
tidehollowcat: bekyaNard1 bekyaNard2 bekyaNard3
NoxStryx: benginChamp
Vandristine: BETRAYER
artemi7: Paul is helping you kill Charles?
artemi7: Neat
NoxStryx: benginButt
smoke_knight: Tbf that seems kinda rude
YeetTheRich_: i get how that can be upsetting though
jessieimproved: I does seem a bit rude
methodical_monk: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
korvys: Yeah, like that's rude, but it's not like... *that* bad
jessieimproved: *it does
SnackPak_: true
BusTed: Adam slowly stops mid-crunch.
NoxStryx: lrrDOTS benginButt lrrARROW
fastlane250: taunt Charles from the balcony
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
saucemaster5000: Senpai noticed Adam
frank_the_great: I've gotten hit with the "What, is this just the waiting room for [X]?"
Mr_Horrible: you get one bullet, gotta make it count
vensers_lab_tech: Never raw dog the cabbage
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
kumatsu: better go downstairs and find him
goombalax: Yo CHAR-LIE!
JadedCynic: yeah, to be fair, I can see that - I don't mention other streamers unless asked (like "who should I raid, chat?")
jessieimproved: yo Chuck
Laserbeaks_Fury: EYH CHUCK
smoke_knight: Oh wow, this game has voice recognition?
SymphonicLolita: "ay yo wot"
lochnessseammonster: only celery with peanutbutter
korvys: Don't you have to talk to the guy?
Gekyouryuu: "hey, sucky chucky!"
f_tan_theta: Charles Entertainment Choo
Phailhammer: "HEY CHARLES, GET THE BAT!"
JadedCynic: CHAZ, get your steamy metal butt in here!
Dalrint: Charles is going to show you who's in charge
Orxolon: charles playing grabber
gnomezome: ju jit chu chu
Mr_Horrible: he did the TAUNT COMBO to Charles??? In grand finals of EVO????
Bearudite: do a lil chucky wucky
YawnLance: Heh he's gonna blow Charles
SymphonicLolita: blow him? at least take him for dinner first
korvys: "The temple"!?
NotCainNorAbel: so we hit him with a rocket and he is just fine. but if we falls off a bridge he dies?
Mr_Horrible: IDK your current one's pretty good
itira: ouchie
JadedCynic: so gonna actually REPAIR your engine, ben?
goombalax: I've always loved the "DOES NOT REMEMBER"
SeaDiegoFC: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Bearudite: Cole Gates?!
lochnessseammonster: does not remember! axl parents long deceased!
JadedCynic: (did he remember chat?)
OnyxOblivion: Teeth. TEETH. Teeth. TEETH.
BusTed: DISCIPLINE
itira: oh myyyy
Darleysam: self-taught
BusTed: thejen9Teeth
until_may: she looks like an entire chin
smoke_knight: The application of these wrinkles is...
saucemaster5000: Someone pressed "randomize" on the fromsoft char creator too many times
Mr_Horrible: CHANGED BY THE VOID
kumatsu: is taht a chunk missing from her left arm?
SymphonicLolita: she stole the chins of everyone else on this island
Dalrint: Maybe her husband is just lost
fastlane250: you got the Bob
SeaDiegoFC: His name was Bob
Bearudite: Discipline: Self Taught
googoltudoris: Bobert
ghyllnox: Don't worry honey, I'll be reincarnated as the next gun named Bob
JadedCynic: those flip-flops
BorealMage: My headcanon so far is that everyone in this game is just wearing a human suit
ButterBall000: I've met people that look like her
KaizenRegashi: I love that you can't drop more than 5 ft without taking damage, but you can jump full speed from a train and be fine.
diceinbox: I think they are all trains. That’s my theory
renmcidk: Brilliant
JadedCynic: yeah, you've got a certain 'je ne sais quoi' with that, Ben <3
Bruceski: I see a yellow train and I want to paint it black
circusofkirkus: (hopefully?)
Laserbeaks_Fury: I see a Red Train and I want to paint it Black
smoke_knight: You can have a stealth train now
BusTed: Good agenda.
YeetTheRich_: mood
RandomTrivia: "96% certain?" :D
Mr_Horrible: 10/10 no notes
circusofkirkus: no notes
ButterBall000: Is the train the snake?
kumatsu: that reads like a crapshot script
ylegm: tenouttaten
googoltudoris: 10/10 no notes
Nigouki: that's the kind of notes you would actually find
Lithobraker: now it's time to stop, and see what fruit we've got
lochnessseammonster: great list
RandomTrivia: 10/10 note, no notes
crono3453: Ah, the Dave's spokesman got into preaching I see
YawnLance: "Don't cry a lot only a little" - me everyday
JadedCynic: you always wanted to know what the priest's notes for the sermon was...now you know
artemi7: that's pretty bad
RandomTrivia: Did it suddenly get goth spikes? :D
swaggytaco: iron within, iron without
saucemaster5000: no YOU didn't render properly!
until_may: well, you are radiant
Bearudite: right dow.....goodbye!
Dalrint: How come it's never a perfectly ordinary prism?
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia upgraded armor...did Ben remember to REPAIR the train properly?
matthaus_c: a thick beam emerging from the eggs
ghyllnox: This guy only whispers
Mysticman89: bonfire ascetic but for charles?
until_may: egg me daddy?
thefightnerd: The BFCharles 9000
Haroldholmes25: shotgun
JadedCynic: oh yay
Rhynerd: Bob, the gun.
JadedCynic: BFBob 9000 more like
kumatsu: Full Charles Alchemist
JadedCynic: Rob
JadedCynic: Robbie
MWGNZ: bobert
goombalax: the roberts haven't aged into Bob yet
YawnLance: Yep
korvys: Bob's my uncle
KadmosTech: Show Bobs
kumatsu: my roommate in college was a Bobby
RandomTrivia: That is where that comes from
NarishmaReborn: some are robertas
aClonedPickle: all Roberts are Bobs but not all Bobs are Roberts
RavingPenguin: Bob is short for Robert, yes
saucemaster5000: All Bobs are Boberts
SnackPak_: I know a 1 year old robert
Masslost: so there is a Charles Plush thats going to be made if you want something to cuddle at night
WokenClick: I met a kid named Walter the other day, that one threw me off a bit
CrazymattCaptain: middle name here
Bruceski: Most Bobs are Roberts but some Bobs are just Bob.
the510: all bobs are roberts, not all roberts are bobs
ghyllnox: Not all Bobs are Roberts, but all Roberts are Bobs
Gekyouryuu: until I can see doctors and ACTUALLY start transition, my name is technically still Robert
LinearGif: Bobton
matthaus_c: oh wow those men ate shit
ShaneLeeAtk: No. I have a friend who is named Bob Ed. Not Robert Edward
SnackPak_: checks out
JadedCynic: Bob comes from 'Robert' but not many Roberts are using 'Bob' anymore...the name has fallon out of favour
Robot_Bones: No
patrick_stonecrusher: all bobs smoke frop
kumatsu: Bob's your uncle
cola_nq: What about Bobberts?
KaizenRegashi: Bobert
Kuolar: That's the decree from the Council of Bobs, yes
gawag_: Bobthany?
MaddogM: Roberta?
NarishmaReborn: Some Roberts do go both ways
Pharmacistjudge: some Roberts go to Rob instead of Bob
mumblingpipes: square rectangle etc
sydnius: Bobert
saucemaster5000: all Bobs are BobBobarans
CaptainChibale: Bob is a nickname for Robert bt you can be named Bob as just your name
SnackPak_: robbie?
GhostValv: bill?
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Roberta
brainbosh: If your named Bob it doesn't expand.
artemi7: I have a friend named "Becca". No "Rebecca" in her name
ghyllnox: I guess if your friend's name is literally Bob you could call him Robert if he lets you
Juliamon: I know a Bobby who is just Bobby
Pharmacistjudge: and some Robert go by Bert
Papa_Princesse: I dont know if all Bobs go both ways
Orxolon: kobe
JadedCynic: #NotAllBobs
until_may: charles is indeed in charge
ghyllnox: Can you run him over?
Andymonium: !!!
GhostValv: D:
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Red paint job
ghyllnox: Apparently yes
artemi7: lol
sydnius: was thinking more”this is the end, my only friend, the end”
kumatsu: so much free jelly
ghyllnox: There's the red paint!
matthaus_c: a key to our heart
Rhynerd: Man didn’t get off the tracks
YeetTheRich_: when does a robert decide if they want to be rob, bert or bob
an_asp: We're the murder train now
KeytarCat: That was a satisfying crunch
CaptainChibale: I would laugh if you forgot to stop the train and jumped off
ButterBall000: More meat for the witch
JadedCynic: Bob, Bobby, Robby, Rob all derive from 'Robert' - some people go by ...
gawag_: purple train, purple train SingsNote
Rhynerd: autocannon
JadedCynic: oh wow, double anti-aircraft cannot - looks like 20mm or maybe 30mm?
sydnius: minneapolis next stop
JadedCynic: *cannon
artemi7: That Anti-air gun will be good when Charles goes into his second form
rosesmcgee: I hope Charles shows up. Got something for his ass
adept_nekomancer: I see these levers along the track and I keep thinking about the Macbeth level from Star Fox 64.
gnomezome: Chucifer
Mr_Horrible: love it seabatClap
Bruceski: Step on the gas
YeetTheRich_: choondra naalar
KaizenRegashi: Charlucifer
LinearGif: Beetlechoos Beetlechoos Beetlechoos
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho train friends
Abelzumi: Someone'll get him on the right track
matthaus_c: Choocifer Morbingstar
MistahFixIt: Charles Entertrainment Cheese?
kumatsu: those Train bastards shot up my ride
ButterBall000: Chooke Chookem
DEATHlikescats: @gnomezome hootsifur would be happy to hang out with Charles
neisan2112: @matthaus_c He's MORBING!!!
JadedCynic: oh yeah, they're remastering DNF...guess you CAN polish a turd?
smoke_knight: No maidens
prince_infidel: Damn Adam, who's the real monster?
sydnius: ooh diamonds
the510: bet that train hasn't even made out with anyone
jano152: Chuooifer Charlington Charlistic Charlatan
BusTed: Those train bastards shot up my ride.
Astramentha: Hey, Choosef is the victim here, we stole its eggs
Lithobraker: can't wait for the hardcore mods where you have to manage boiler pressure and valve timing
KWardJenx: These guys are all pretty chipper. The whistling always so upbeat.
Bearudite: None of Charles's best friends thing he is their best friend
sydnius: LUL
BrindleBoar: plunging attack for bonus damage
nuggetthehugget: ok just came in, what is a charles
smoke_knight: How are you alive after this many shots?
gnomezome: Chucifer the morning star
BusTed: Kreygasm
Juliamon: nuggetthehugget spider clown train
noSmokeFire: thank god for our healing factor
sydnius: mmm train egg omelette
Dalrint: What are the eggs for?
BusTed: dude where's my train
Rhynerd: Four shotgun blasts to the guts and still running
Juliamon: the eggs are to weaken Charles
sydnius: @busted LUL
matthaus_c: the eggs are to fertilise Charles
Gekyouryuu: so, talking about Sesame Street and stuff earlier had me looking some things up. who else is surprised to learn Cookie Monster's real name is Sid?
BusTed: Fair question.
Wrexadecimal: they runnin' a train on ya D:
RandomTrivia: I thought the eggs were to summon Charles?
smoke_knight: @Juliamon No, we just learned the eggs are to STRENGTHEN Charles, right?
I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer5000 Yakity Sax Intensifies
RandomTrivia: "provoke" was the word they used, iirc
swaggytaco: the eggs are used to summon charles to a mortal duel
Sheikun07: I love how this is supposed to be all steath-related and you just... nyoom
an_asp: The eggs are so he doesn't run away
splatty1: that bullet almost hurt as much as a 3 ft fall
artemi7: @Gekyouryuu what's the Count's real name?
BrindleBoar: Juliamon no, he'll show up to protect them, but destoying them will empower him. Is what one of the guys said.
nebulosDisconcertion: "Too bad, sucka, my health regenerates faster than you reload"
Astramentha: There’s no way the eggs aren’t Charles’ children
Wrexadecimal: humans might be too small for bob to be effective againsyt
sydnius: now impregnate the eggs with chuck
vellebastet: seabatClap
Lithobraker: when do we brick a train into a tunnel for not wanting to work?
saucemaster5000: "End of Prologue"
drcthulu: eggcelent
Makrosian_Tae: 5 seconds
Juliamon: can't believe yall are following the plot
gnomezome: These trains don't run on time
adept_nekomancer: Train eggs. They're part of the natural train reproductive cycle.
EvilBadman: Now the Train truly begins
RandomTrivia: And Charles turns out to be a Resident Evil boss lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: dazePain
PixelsAtDawnGaming: I didn't think this would be an on-rails shooter
BusTed: BabyRage
YeetTheRich_: putt putt
Abelzumi: Minecraft
sydnius: all of your training comes to this
Juliamon: I was actually talking to chat, but lmao
TemporallyAwry: The games on rails, it'd take more effort to ignore the plot.
kumatsu: Scorn
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: LUL
neisan2112: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
goombalax: firing actual shots
drcthulu: Hot takes
Gekyouryuu: @artemi7 unknown what his first name is. he's just Count von Count
Mr_Horrible: Ben drying out his entire mouth with that one LUL
Rhynerd: Adam’s looking for blood tonight
Alchemistmerlin: Why are this dudes pockets and buttons drawn on with chalk
thefightnerd: so thats where jontron went
ghyllnox: Are his pockets... drawn on?
Sogheim: are his pockets drawn on?
KaizenRegashi: Yas queen
Mysticman89: mark hamil as goro majima
Andymonium: Grown-up Gideon Gravityfalls-soundin' ass
artemi7: All of the locks on the doors are drawn on, so yeah probably
ghyllnox: pepperwerk
ButterBall000: Is he gonna pay us in useless cash?
SnackPak_: I bet Mark would be up for it
jano152: How can he pay us if he has no money?
Juliamon: oh my god he does
EvilBadman: if you had Hamill money, you make him Charles
Blue_man7: now that was a good show
sydnius: rigging? where we’re going we don’t need rigging
LinearGif: Mark Hamill getting real bored these days
kumatsu: @ButterBall000 gonna pay us in Choo Choo Scrip
smoke_knight: This guy just describing the millennial work experience
Seth_Erickson: Gravity Falls is great and it's also very Gideon
gnomezome: Chu Chu Charles Manson
Seth_Erickson: Also I haven't thought of Gideon in so long
violetblight: gravity falls my beloved
KWardJenx: lazy fuck
SnackPak_: Mark Hamil was recently in a Jack in the Box commerical
DEATHlikescats: Ronny doesn’t seem like a jumper
gnomezome: some one did a fun LRR amphibia mash up recently
call_me_Aras: Scrappy's nuts?
KWardJenx: Get it Q-bert!
sydnius: Par
saucemaster5000: The third unloved mario bros
sydnius: ImTyping
neisan2112: @gnomezome Yo what? That sounds sweet
artemi7: Now THESE look like some Fallout 4 buildings
KaizenRegashi: Accurate
Seth_Erickson: damn what a long jump
sydnius: did ben do vo? nowai
LinearGif: More like vest guy from Family Guy
gnomezome: @gnomezome It was neat, but odd, one sec
goombalax: *crawls the wall like a spider*
Abelzumi: What
Mysticman89: you're apparently playing as some kind of balloon the way you float
artemi7: Just live up here
AdamTheIndividual: famous last words
sydnius: my taxes!
Alchemistmerlin: Isn't chuck kinda spider-y, I feel like he could climb this
HadesLeprechaun: Any time Charles isnt on screen the audience should be asking "where is charles?"
Abelzumi: What's the point of being forklift certified? It's a train, not... Fork-Fork Forkles
SnackPak_: rude
SymphonicLolita: ook ook
ShaneLeeAtk: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
Gekyouryuu: "YOU" found them. sure.
sydnius: ook
matthaus_c: your dolphin -is- spot on though?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Closer to Cleveland
artemi7: Can you hit this guy with your rocket launcher?
itira: your dolphin is spot on
neisan2112: Yeah excatly
saucemaster5000: I know you're here Charles you big fucking nerd, where's my goddamn money?
Sogheim: g'dayg'dayg'day
Bearudite: wow fuck this guy tho
OnyxOblivion: this is the best voice acting, i dont see the problem here
BrindleBoar: doo doo de doo
Chliki: Can we get that dolphin for verification purposes?
YawnLance: Why not?
itira: but you could
matthaus_c: shoot some pickle rockets out my pickle cave
Makrosian_Tae: And an anti-aircraft gun
korvys: Your pickle cave
LinearGif: verification porpoises
neisan2112: @gnomezome Lmao of corse its Cam, nice
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
SeaDiegoFC: @gnomezome Holy shit that's hilarious
RandomTrivia: ADAM
goombalax: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
an_asp: If you die you lose like three scrap, but fixing the train costs ten!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: ADAM SAVIDAN
sydnius: try harder?
matthaus_c: alright you two are funny today
Half_Duplex: get out
itira: ke ke ke
Mysticman89: make it vaguely eastern european
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
RandomTrivia: seabatClap seabatClap
artemi7: Gottem!
circusofkirkus: and stream is over
Andymonium: all right, congratulations, streamers: you're both funny
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Mr_Horrible: best I can do is FBtouchdown
an_asp: That train is worth three times your own life!
Rhynerd: “Why do I hear street fighter music?” - Someone unaware their train is being beat up on
saucemaster5000: I refuse to encourage this behavior
gnomezome: something something blowhole
Pharmacistjudge: RandomTrivia you have to hit him with the full 3 name
ButterBall000: If we fight charles we'll probably get that last 4
YawnLance: Cheer500 Time to dolphin-ish the fight
vipershutendoji: I currently only have 3 so here’s $1 for now Cheer100
LuckyBonsai: If you didn't die 4 times, you would've had enough
an_asp: You know, if you'd opened that yellow box in the mine, you'd be one over
RandomTrivia: @Pharmacistjudge Oh snap, that's what I did wrong
ghyllnox: Yeah you've missed a couple, lost a couple... not 100% but I'm sure it'll do
gawag_: ol' Chuck
smoke_knight: Hey he does heal! No fair!
ButterBall000: We got the 4 scrap!
chrisrd19: Ohhh, that train doesn't use tracks. That makes sense now.
LinearGif: Bob, do something!
kumatsu: Bob! Do somethin'!
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
ButterBall000: Bob seems to have the stopping power
Andymonium: holy crap bob rules
xantos69: Hua... Turns out this game is just a RAIL shooter.
neisan2112: Yeeeeee
Rhynerd: Bob does pretty well against charles
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
SeaDiegoFC: GOt there
matthaus_c: horny train
PixelsAtDawnGaming: nice
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: Cheevos are for closerds
goombalax: bowser train!
the510: bob doin' work
call_me_Aras: DAM
sydnius: not your daddy’s thomas game
prince_infidel: A 40K train now
kumatsu: forget Charles, THIS train fucks
splatty1: looks like a train you could suplex
gnomezome: two many horns
LuckyBonsai: purple pickle eater
LinearGif: soul train
ylegm: this train f***s
TheAinMAP: benginTD benginTD benginTD
patrick_stonecrusher: this train is bound for glory, this train....
mumblingpipes: One eyed purple snake
an_asp: You've probably murdered more people with this train than charles has at this point
NoxStryx: you beat charles and then your train becomes the monster
gnomezome: @ylegm electric sheep
Lithobraker: this is looking like the demon train drawfee drew once
HadesLeprechaun: you say that, but I guarantee every streamer would hate it, lol
RandomTrivia: @TheAinMAP Wait, how long has Ben had a Remy touchdown emote?!
gawag_: i like how falling 5 feet is a big problem, but jumping out a moving train is fine
NoxStryx: benginTD
matthaus_c: benginTD
Mister_BlueSky: *cues up Yakety Sax*
kumatsu: the stealthiest monster hunter
gibbousm: they could be friendly
neisan2112: benginTD
DutchGiant_: benginTD
neisan2112: STEALTH
CaptainChibale: why stealth when you can lure them all to your train
Rhynerd: Oh no, cultists can look up
flatluigi: train eggs
LinearGif: What was that noise! Whose footprints are these?
korvys: in the square hole
saucemaster5000: A millenial
kumatsu: I was expecting the mysterious Warren to pop out and attack us
SeaDiegoFC: The eggs go in the square hole
KWardJenx: Time to put the eggs IN the basket
TemporallyAwry: Demon Hermitcrab in a Train PrideShrug
f_tan_theta: devil (97% sure)
matthaus_c: hot is what he is
neisan2112: He's a train
korvys: Scooby Doo villain
RandomTrivia: The reincarnated spirit of Chris Redfield lrrBEEJ
ButterBall000: Ooh are we gonna hatch a Bulbasaur, squitle, and charmander?
Mr_Horrible: he's half train, half giga spider from hell. Eugene said so
Makrosian_Tae: An alien demon!
Lithobraker: the Fat Comptroller
DEATHlikescats: Killer clown from outer space
shendaras: Trauma.
gibbousm: oh wow, all 3 eggs already? I thought this would be at least 2 sessions
gizmofreak1: its Heisenberg
ghyllnox: Piss suit!
JewelKnightZero: its the fat controller!
BusTed: Defiance!
Darleysam: he also has access to your tins of paint
goombalax: charles is the personification of the trolley problem
gnomezome: No said as an insult, but these very direct games, where there is nothingmore on the bones then there needs to be, reminds me of some of my favorite old flash games
splatty1: it was colonel mustard with the rifle in the temple Kappa
ariborealis: :O heisenberg!
neisan2112: SUMMON THE CHARLES!!!!
korvys: Warren *CHARLES*
itira: oh my
PixelsAtDawnGaming: SUPER CHARLES
BrindleBoar: Chuber Charles
circusofkirkus: 12 phase fight!
Mr_Horrible: Juice Juice Charles
TheAinMAP: @RandomTrivia It's been a little while, but tonight is also the first time I've noticed I could use follower emotes on other channels.
matthaus_c: goated with the eggs
Rhynerd: MEGA CHARLES
HolyHadouken: cuts to black, Don't Stop Believin' plays
BusTed: monch
smoke_knight: They did say that would happen
saucemaster5000: got too curious
Mr_Horrible: George is finally free
korvys: Right in the coal hole
gibbousm: final battle time
BusTed: slight flaw
TheAinMAP: benginOh benginHeck benginNo
NimrodXIV: awkward
xantos69: Mistakes were made.
RandomTrivia: benginFine
JadedCynic: bad instinct
OnyxOblivion: okay i think this is the best game ever played on Let's Nope now
sydnius: eggs never end well
RandomTrivia: Pfffft "Hell Charles"
SeaDiegoFC: Hell Charles!
flatluigi: hello charles
ghyllnox: Demon it is
Bruceski: Objective: shoot him until he's dead
LinearGif: helleportation
JohnLockeCole: To defeat Hell Charles, Shot him until he's dead
gibbousm: he can teleport, oh noes
RandomTrivia: Oh he turned into a Blink Spider! :D
BusTed: "safe"
matthaus_c: hurbis
RandomTrivia: Pfffft
Makrosian_Tae: Take bob!
saucemaster5000: Too close
xantos69: That's a negative on safe there Ben.
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Yes, very safe
Xenovita: there were indeed, not safe
Rhynerd: Not safe
ariborealis: this guy looks like if Mishra made thomas the tank engine his war machine
korvys: I thought you got scrap by shooting him?
JohnLockeCole: man this stream has gone off the Rails
drcthulu: yes safe
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KaizenRegashi: GlitchLit GlitchLit
TheAinMAP: sergeHubris
JadedCynic: NARRATOR: they were not, in fact, safe
Mr_Horrible: "Shoot him until he's dead"
Mysticman89: bold strategy, hope it pays off
RandomTrivia: It literally does the CyberDemon protip
Seth_Erickson: you don't want to go backwards I don't think
Rhynerd: Train seems slower backwards
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
artemi7: I feel like the game wants you to go the long way around the whole island
Spritz_T: i don't think you'll get there
HadesLeprechaun: shoot through the window in the front of your train
korvys: i think you're going to have to go forward
jano152: Shall I suggest a more panoramic view?
Seth_Erickson: gotta move forward and fight I suppose
flatluigi: ever forward
flatluigi: never learning
HadesLeprechaun: i didn't say you have to, I was suggesting, I dont know how to win this, lol
JadedCynic: go the 3/4 way around the island
BrindleBoar: Co-op Choo Charles when? Kappa
sydnius: train hard
JadedCynic: stage 2!
Pharmacistjudge: so is Charles in Charge?
HadesLeprechaun: I would assume if you win the fight you'll just get the ending cutscene
JadedCynic: twin barrels, they alternate so it aids in cooling
korvys: Repair?
Rhynerd: Phase 3!
JohnLockeCole: @Pharmacistjudge Charles is in Charging
artemi7: check repair>
JadedCynic: stage 3
Rhynerd: Final phase!
Mysticman89: charles the dps check
CaptainChibale: so close
flatluigi: froot froot
HadesLeprechaun: fire does slow him down
wastetalent: Is the light a weak spot?
JadedCynic: if only you'd collected more scrap :D
drcthulu: toot toot
Rhynerd: Almost won there
gawag_: i think bob does a lot of damage but doesnt slow as mch
KeytarCat: Finally overheated
CaptainChibale: if you had another like 5 scrap
gnomezome: Herr Charles
WhirlwindAbyss: Flamethrower slows him
DudelidouX: can you reposition the train so it's the other way?
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Pew Pew Charles
Fanklok: What this game has taught me is that trains are Gundams on wheels
artemi7: I think you need to alternate betwen fire and bob
barbmitzvah: Maybe switch guns more often?
barbmitzvah: There might be an order that slows him
itsr67: you *think* hell charles wouldn't be affected by fire
Captai