Sethalidos: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #2975: "Fucklesworth!" —Ian [2016-07-13]
Sethalidos: LUL well that fits
Juliamon: today's Why Is My Cat Crying: we won't let her go out in the room with the wet plaster everywhere
Juliamon: "you don't even want to be in there, it's smelly and the fans are loud" "MEOWWW"
accountmadeforants: Now is the only chance for them to leave a permanent pawprint
KakuEpsilon: I mean, I'd want to go in there to do that
Juliamon: it's wall plaster, not floor
Kumakaori: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (The return of Chit-Chaff w/ Serge, Wheeler, and Alex! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (3m from now).
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon So the Cat would have the chance to climb the wall? :P
Juliamon: She's not a climber.
KakuEpsilon: Well, I mean, maybe if she could just stick to the wall, she would be. >>
Verrain2: Have brownies and milk and am ready to watch Magic talking.
PotatoWraiths: speaking of magic talking, have you pondered your orb today?
Verrain2: Or cat plastering. Wherever the night takes us,
KakuEpsilon: I mean it can be both
laikagoat: fionWiggle fionWiggle fionWiggle
Verrain2: I thought I was supposed to pander to my orb.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
NewtyNewts: Right on time for airing!
Juliamon: time to bloop
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an unlimited number of bones
ihlendrax: Evening, y’all.
laikagoat: fionGoat
PotatoWraiths: henlo
NewtyNewts: Prepare to chiff and chat
Verrain2: Haldo.
Zanathosis: lrrSIG
NewtyNewts: Hollars
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KakuEpsilon: Drop some Duck fat into the box of bones and dogs will take care of it for ya
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SaxPython: yoooo, I love chitt chaff.. who ever named this idea is a genius
SergeYager: AND SERGE
Alas_Babylon: Today, on Mine O'Clock...
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Arcticblast324: AND Serge? We're spoiled
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Alas_Babylon: sergeHolyMoly
JokerBoney: @sergeyager every time I see it typed out I think of the first time it was shown and James was playfully upset you got to be flying through the nether while he had to be blown up by a cow
Verrain2: We have movie sign!
Juliamon: really, it's James' fault for having such an iconic death
DoodlestheGreat: Chit Chaff needs it's own opening.
Dmc3628: we get to chit chaff about the year
TehAmelie: greetings
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MollyPalooza: LAMO
MurphEP: wheelerGre wheelerT
Croc64: Incredible
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
accountmadeforants: sajamGOLDW
Alas_Babylon: 400 cards in hand...
Verrain2: Double sleeving like that can get ya DQ'd.
Inkompetence: Can he set up a good Doomsday stack with this?
midnightcurryjazz: m e l d !
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Juliamon: DQ
Dmc3628: what will we consult for
robaphone251: so no more lilac sleeves it is
thraximore: umbraHYPERS
Alas_Babylon: *FInally*, Brusela gets there in Canlander!
SaxPython: <3
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JokerBoney: and Alex had the top deck Time Vault what a day
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accountmadeforants: Thanks to Wheeler, we got both Chit Chaff *and* Cat Crimes
TehAmelie: we believe in you Alex
thraximore: Like Alex?
thraximore: not in MY area though
Ritaspirithntr: Well CK is frozen over and no one is there to fulfill orders so……..
midnightcurryjazz: @LoadingReadyRun are we going to get chill beats like last time too?
Ritaspirithntr: Maybe hold off a bit benginSip
Alas_Babylon: bruh
Croc64: SERGE
MollyPalooza: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Juliamon: They're cheap for a REASON Serge
Dmc3628: it's like the N100 Hot Seat ep
GhostValv: absolute mad lads
Juliamon: it's not like you spent $5 USD per sleeve
Verrain2: Next they'll whitewash his fence!
accountmadeforants: Your sleeves will just disintegrate eventually
TehAmelie: clearly you should encase cards in lucite for perma-sleeves
thraximore: KMC perfect fits?
Jvetting83 : Serge has all the inners
LidofLoathing: Serge, why
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DoktorNik: Numbers
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GhostValv: sergeSnerge
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NewtyNewts: World supply
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freshmaker__: Why didn't you just go to CK then Wheeler? :P
thraximore: Serge getting that BAG
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL how about a little copyright free smooth jazz?
Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun heck yeah
asthanius: "Seperated by type" "This is all my gold cards"
Ritaspirithntr: @freshmaker__ Wheeler would need an ice breaker ship or some form of ice proofed flying machine :p
LoadingReadyRun: music too loud?
A_Dub888: !findquote spice
LRRbot: Quote #5821: "How often a week do you get a Spice Girls song stuck in your head?" —James [2019-02-13]
MurphEP: I'm thinking of the Friday Nights bit of Paul sorting the tokens algorithmically
DoodlestheGreat: @LoadingReadyRun A fine call, and the music is just right.
orimazer: pages and pages of hovermyrs
accountmadeforants: Serge, this is all just Hover-Myr
MurphEP: @LoadingReadyRun Music's great
laikagoat: music is very good
Mischievous_Catgeist: the centerfold of this magazine
YeetTheRich_: binder full of yargles
Verrain2: I was waiting for the flip down page to drop.
midnightcurryjazz: serge doesnt have much of a collection
midnightcurryjazz: like volume wise
hivefleetdarknell: the finest of lotus
midnightcurryjazz: good on him.
robaphone251: so no more hover myrs
robaphone251: he's liquidating the myrs
NarishmaReborn: There is no such thing as too fringe for Commander.
Durzo_Blint_: there's no such thing as too fringe for commander serge
QuixoticScrivener: throwing away sleeves?!?
NarishmaReborn: @Durzo_Blint_ hi-five!
voslan: Never change Alex
benv0li0: Not the Myrs! those poor babies!
asthanius: gonna be a short stream
asthanius: HA no
neisan2112: This is much smaller than I thought it would be.
Alas_Babylon: Alela Vehicles
Alas_Babylon: Sydri Vehicles
Alas_Babylon: Literally any commander at all Vehicles
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
SaxPython: lol
kristof162028: hey serge do you guys need some rubber gloves to not damage the cards?
YeetTheRich_: i have mechtitan core in my oswald deck
thraximore: card reader?
Ritaspirithntr: Those poor commander Legends cards :(
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Painfully_Dyslexic: does anyone know a good way to fix curled foils?
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DoodlestheGreat: "Pringled." Going to use that for any card games I play from now on.
DoughyDemon: Are you guys sleeving decks you're going to play with?
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Juliamon: I think the card reader is off just because of the volume of cards that will be in its range tonight
Alas_Babylon: Nah, he's (re-)sleeving his entire collection
jacqui_lantern234: serge plays hovermyr, anythings on the table!!! Kappa
A_Dub888: "Cut Hover Myr" got it
frostownik: @Painfully_Dyslexic I put it in an inner sleeve and then jam between 2 tomes of the collected works of William Shakespeare
Durzo_Blint_: When are Cam and Ian drinking the annual bottle of scotch?
Juliamon: Durzo_Blint_ Last week
SaxPython: whiplash
accountmadeforants: @Painfully_Dyslexic It's a moisture thing (your humidity vs. the printing press when they were sealed in foil), so if you're in a humid environment, you'll want something that dehumidifies. If you're in a dry environment, you'll want something that humidifies.
A_Dub888: benginChamp
thraximore: envy umbral4Suffer
neisan2112: Serge, there's a L in there
Alas_Babylon: !card Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
laikagoat: zoeyPog
thraximore: She-A-Dread
NarishmaReborn: She-o'-Dread
TemporallyAwry: I don't suppose anyone in chat knows of a good replacement for the OG Dragon-Shield InnerSleeves? I have a few decks that really depended on the 4micron thickness?
DoughyDemon: Sheoldred is so cooooool
Alas_Babylon: @neisan2112 Wait 'til you hear how "praetor" is actually pronounced
Glittert00ts: I just spent like $90 on a normal Sheoldred Apoc and I feel dirty
asthanius: Oh, so it's worth $1
neisan2112: OH heck yeah
freshmaker__: uhhh Sheoldred is no good Serge, you should give it to me. :)
QuixoticScrivener: So, not legal?
jacqui_lantern234: still just as bad as the one in the box Kappa
thraximore: @QuixoticScrivener are they not?
beneckja: but why not a signed artist proof of a good card?
frostownik: Gala Greeters are more than playable
Alas_Babylon: I will be a sad boy if they toss Mechtitan Core ;-;
Juliamon: Artist proofs are not legal, they don't have Magic backs
QuixoticScrivener: Artist Proof doesn't have an MTG back, as far as I know.
neisan2112: Maybe 3
thraximore: @QuixoticScrivener right, but in sleeves that doesn't really matter
dpj2009: kulaaiWiggle
Juliamon: Legality doesn't care about sleeves
QuixoticScrivener: I mean, if we're doing proxies, why sort cards?
Alas_Babylon: Invoke Despair is incredibly popular in Standard rn
Alas_Babylon: so it should fetch a pretty penny
thraximore: I thought that the difference was that CE has the gold border, but that's good to know
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp so many packs!
fuzzy_died: Rhystic Studios has a great video on artist proofs
Goombill: Enjoy Calgary, everything is frozen over here
xhres2: I hope you're not planning to fly @SergeYager
DigitalSeahorse: I sleeve my signed tokens
posty91: Is there actual gameplay tonight? Or just sorting bull?
MrAyeAxe: I know the Fable goblin token is worth more than it ever should be :D
TemporallyAwry: I missed the start - what color are the new sleeves? We sticking with the Lilac?
Juliamon: xhres2 He is and has his fingers crossed
Alas_Babylon: Ragavan token is anywhere between 25-50 cents on CK
JokerBoney: @posty91 just vibing tonight
Alas_Babylon: (the one that Kari Zev spawns)
DigitalSeahorse: the binder will have questions?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
LoadingReadyRun: @posty91 just sorting and chatting
xhres2: Good luck, I had to take the ferry from Van cause everythign is cancelled
frostownik: @MrAyeAxe that's the one I keep sleeved and on display
ajpotato214: ResidentSleeper
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh lucidDuck
Halavar123: How do you guys store your collection ?
kristof162028: hey serge have you built a boros artifact base commander deck?
DigitalSeahorse: if Paul is on mic I think it's dead
cmdrzellgaudis: Don’t take this in a negative way but I actually and factually love sorting cards and would love another one of these turned into a North 100 episode.
jacqui_lantern234: UwUmezawa? :p
DigitalSeahorse: so many camera angles!
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
RockPusher: sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge
DigitalSeahorse: nice
PsiMaster54: that's awesome
SnackPak_: sergeSnerge
neisan2112: That's amazing
jacqui_lantern234: OMG I LOVE THE TOKEN LUL
Zanathosis: okay I love that
NewtyNewts: Nyehehehehe
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Feriority: For Christmas I want a nintendo 62
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DigitalSeahorse: katesPlot katesHrm katesSus Snerge
Feriority: You need full sets of all the lands so you can properly theme your decks
satyropodobny: dastardly options
asthanius: Yeah I've stopped buying basic playsets because I know I'll want to do it every set
Arcticblast324: Serge you have GREAT taste in basic lands
AmazingChest: I just got a set of ice age forest. gorgeous
Painfully_Dyslexic: I play all non matched basics so give me more full art lands
airylan: original ice age was great.
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IbunWest: Ice Age basics are great
ford_prefect1789: Same year i started!!!!!
TheOtherTrevor: Are these matte or glossy black? I've been trying to get more of these in matte to continue sleeving my collection and am annoyed I can't find any anymore and might just have to re-start with a different sleeve brand
frostownik: i love the ICE forest with the birch trees and the sun
JokerBoney: so in that thought Paul, I've resigned to getting some of the lands in Singleton for Pact decks and then otherwise uniform
DigitalSeahorse: what if you make a deck where each land is from a different art style and set?
JokerBoney: so like I've got the Pixel Snows whenever I'm playing Tainted Pact
airylan: I like my Revised lands (I started with Revised)
DigitalSeahorse: variety is the spice of life
serramarkov: But society's to blame!
TemporallyAwry: @DigitalSeahorse You tilt out your playgroup, but enjoy yourself a lot PrideLaugh
drewm1022: I started with Revised. Legends had just come out but you could NOT find it anywhere.
cosmosrules: ABUR blue mountain for life
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I started with Ice Age, but Mirage has some of my favourite lands.
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DigitalSeahorse: TemporallyAwry vicksyNoU
DigitalSeahorse: lol
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thraximore: sounds like Jer PrideLaugh
TemporallyAwry: @DigitalSeahorse speaking from experience. Apparently I should be picking a full-art and a single style to make "searching faster" too PrideLaugh
Gaz_L: oh, is this weeding Serge's collection?
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frostownik: Kev Walker C16 Forest, Steven Belledin Theros Island, no other favorites
Juliamon: Weeding and cleaning Gaz_L as he admitted he has been wiping down sleeves instead of replacing them
QuixoticScrivener: Curious why to get rid of inner sleeves
freshmaker__: No they're Serge black, not Matt black
Sevinon: @QuixoticScrivener Yeah, was wondering that
DigitalSeahorse: removing inner sleeves vicksyInspect
wiigamer1995: @QuixoticScrivener swaping them cuz ganer gunk can get into them
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyGa oh I got a new emote
Dmc3628: GTC older
Sevinon: Yes
jwholla: wow thats so many cards
Alas_Babylon: in Commander
Sevinon: It sees some vintage play
Alas_Babylon: It's... moderately OK
Alas_Babylon: Also yeah, Vintage/Legacy
Dmc3628: GTC is soon to be 10 years old
frostownik: I'm waiting for The Juice
Glittert00ts: Thats a Yugioh card
KakuEpsilon: I had to go get one of those Azorius ones after Cam talked about his
DigitalSeahorse: I don't make cards like I used to, I should make cards again
DigitalSeahorse: (I made like one)
Dmc3628: still is fine in the commander table
Glittert00ts: Never
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thraximore: Oh, Blightning
Dmc3628: oh thats some memories
BrightstormRising: As a judge, aren't you required to have a Judge's Familar?
kumatsu: I almost built Swans Assault for Modern a few years ago
Sevinon: @kumatsu For when you want to bolt your own bird
YeetTheRich_: at the end you should build a commander deck with the sorted out cards
JRandomHacker: Aw yiss boomer control
Dmc3628: never not a good time to sphinx rev
jacqui_lantern234: wheeler thats not a hot take, its just the truth
Juliamon: Why would you ever remove card draw from your deck
FacelessManAboutTown: Sphinx's rev is a combo with Approach, all you need is 24 mana
JRandomHacker: Is there a Canlander Sultaimatum deck, or are there just better ways to combo?
sovietarchaeomancer: More of a commander card really
Dmc3628: ruinous is the arena special
robaphone251: ruinous ultimatum for mardu angel commander
shurtal: is wheeler in a toxic relationship with Sphinx's Rev?
Arcticblast324: Ruinous is basically a second Cyclonic Rift for commander
Alas_Babylon: !card Ruinous Ultimatum
LRRbot: Ruinous Ultimatum [RRWWWBB] | Sorcery | Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.
JRandomHacker: @JokerBoney this seems like a question for you - Sultaimatum in Canlander?
kumatsu: ready to give Serge some marked cards penalties
echochrisx: Just another 1500 hit takes left for the tweet
echochrisx: Hot*
JokerBoney: @jrandomhacker ehhhhhh
raf_balangaz: can't believe we are not sticking to bubblegum pink
JokerBoney: just better ways to cut that pie
JokerBoney: like. maybe? but not really
JRandomHacker: Just easier ways to combo than casting BBGGGUU?
Dmc3628: treasured find is like one of Jason Chan's last pieces if i recall
JokerBoney: @jrandomhacker 1000%
VonShnigglewitz: get the paper shredder, this card is CUT
DigitalSeahorse: Alex looking up card price?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DEATHlikescats: The spice is life
frostownik: 38 bucks
DigitalSeahorse: Black Lotus is voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp
SpiffGames: the angley foil is promo
nalha: when i put my cube on cubecobra i was a bit surprised on the total price tag..
midnightcurryjazz: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
sovietarchaeomancer: Oh yeah that inner is filthy
IbunWest: lucky sleeves
DigitalSeahorse: wow
thraximore: D: schmutzig
midnightcurryjazz: Serge. What is wrong with you. You are so clean everywhere else
kristof162028: hey Ben is zabaz highlander playable
powerflapjack: wheeler, have you mentioned adding the hornet cannon to the hubris cannon deck?
FacelessManAboutTown: Trygon predator feels like a card that was good in 201
FacelessManAboutTown: 2017*
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eboera: ah the sound of cards, its a good day
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powerflapjack: i'm not gonna miss dovin baan in any of his forms
MrAyeAxe: strictly worse outland liberator Kappa
shurtal: Fiol Snek. NOICE
thraximore: ooooooo
PsiMaster54: The RKF art version though Kreygasm
shurtal: so, how many Hovermyr have been incinerated tonight?
kumatsu: I always wanted to make Jor Kadeen work in commander but never followed through on building it
frostownik: Snek used to be my fav card before I played a lot of white and now it's Thraben Inspector
powerflapjack: @shurtal how do you think they're keeping the moonbase warm tonight?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHype lucidTUltra lucidTHype purge
shurtal: @powerflapjack Touche
frostownik: raptor :V
QuixoticScrivener: Can we buy pre-owned Serge cards from CK?
TheMerricat: Evening chat, not sure what exactly I'm looking at....
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hb8u: I used it with Sythis
DigitalSeahorse: room in my heart to miss the things attached to memories
Serpens77: @TheMerricat sorting and resleeving part of Serge's collection
powerflapjack: i tried it in the shrine commander deck
Alas_Babylon: Populate
powerflapjack: just got super bored with it
TheMerricat: @serpens77 ah! thanks
Dmc3628: oh if only we had the promo art and y'know
Mustang_Redcloak: It's Pauper Commander playable
frostownik: do we have The Juice?
NewtyNewts: @Mustang_Redcloak Common-der?
Dmc3628: Mogis for the prison
laundreydhull: !card mogis
LRRbot: Found 10 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Alas_Babylon: !card Mogis God of Slaughter
LRRbot: Mogis, God of Slaughter [2BR] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [7/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to black and red is less than seven, Mogis isn't a creature. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Mogis deals 2 damage to that player unless they sacrifice a creature.
robaphone251: also a fun commander
jacqui_lantern234: thats nearly 5 years ago serge
Dmc3628: y'know Pre-Eldrine
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
powerflapjack: i used to have it in my minotaur tribal deck
lamina5432: Favorite og commander
thraximore: Mogis is sick AF
thraximore: not a chance
TemporallyAwry: Group Slug PridePog
FlargBlarg: keeping a mogis is sus
laundreydhull: just moc up a "Snerge-style" Minotaur Tribal lrrSERGE
FacelessManAboutTown: We're not doing it solely on power, vibe based decisions are allowed
Mustang_Redcloak: !card Goblin archaeomancer
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
frostownik: !card goblin anarchomancer
LRRbot: Goblin Anarchomancer [RG] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Each spell you cast that's red or green costs {1} less to cast.
Alas_Babylon: Sydri I want to turn into a Vehicles commander, but yeah, can't imagine her being useful elsewhere
DigitalSeahorse: so much plastic packaging
lightfut: I love the Yoko Kanno bg music
DigitalSeahorse: xD
neisan2112: Ah Macro Plastic
hawktonguebaby: Just tuned in and I'm getting a real "3 MCs and One DJ" vibe
powerflapjack: Mega Plastics
Dog_of_Myth: Love me some Boros
Laserbeaks_Fury: Macross Plastics
eboera: This stream is making me want to purge and update all my decks
Dmc3628: Cemetery gatekeeper
juliebean78: I am incapable of purging. I buy dollar store packs just for the joy of sorting them and the thrill of maybe finding a 0.02$ card I don’t have yet. 🥴 plus I’m so new I don’t k ow what’s good yet. lol
zarbit: I'm really enjoying this casual North 100 stream thing
ghyllnox: For being "Cardboard Crack" there sure are a lot of non-refundables
Ilyusion: Boros and Rakdos have gotten way better
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU strictly worse
frostownik: the 3 mana spirit from Strixhaven that reanimates
Ilyusion: North 100 reunion
ghyllnox: *recyclables
SnackPak_: ooo, stats!
Mustang_Redcloak: LUL
powerflapjack: the one boros general from MH2 that spits out a billion gundams
WowoT: im surprised wheeler hasnt done the "hey serge this is your card" bit yet
Dmc3628: Ferrous Rokiric
AmazingChest: black vise
Mustang_Redcloak: Tanglewire
powerflapjack: yeah, couldn't remember how to spell rokiric
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash actual factual vicksyTrash
nalha: Mogis is the 9th most popular Rakdos commander on EDHREC
kumatsu: Affinity :P
avi_miller: Just play tabernacle, and lots of OPs will be frustrated plenty
Pharmacistjudge: affinity doesn't play much with the word affinity anymore
Sevinon: Delverless Delver has existed at some points
Days_one: affinity has come back afound
IbunWest: podless pod
zarbit: The Rock?
Dmc3628: has serge accomplished the embercleave fallen shinobi dream?
MrAyeAxe: don't see too many millstones either
Mustang_Redcloak: I wonder how much the $4,000 solution costs now with inflation
A_Dub888: Ininjative
AmazingChest: just add the initiative to any archetype and it's playable
Sevinon: This is making me want to do a full collection sort and purge.
Ritaspirithntr: tqsNoted
Mazrae: watching this stream makes me want to collect more magic cards but I don't have the money to play as is lol
Dmc3628: i pre-released eldraine in Japan and opened questing beast
thraximore: Is Serge dyslexic? Not a dig, genuinely curious.
zarbit: The duels of the planeswalkers promo?
kynelwynn: Huh, what do you know? I'm sleeving up my Jump Start to repurpose into a cube-like deck building game
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU vicksyPog
Alas_Babylon: I've heard it pronounced "Eladrami" from a billion people, I wouldn't overthink it
A_Dub888: !card debtor's knell
LRRbot: Debtors' Knell [4{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
thraximore: ahhhh say no more
Commodore_Perry_GG: Eladamri = Irma Dale
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
Behemoth_CDN: Serge is giving me casula Mark Rosewater cosplay and I'm loving it
Oriion_: Do you double sleeve all the cards you get?
DigitalSeahorse: is that the Japanese translated?
jacqui_lantern234: Serge, Maro Sorcerer :p
frostownik: Selesnya Charm is doing a lot of work with Trelasarra
QuixoticScrivener: Wait, do you all can Mark "Maro" in person?
WhirlwindAbyss: How many sleeves did you get for this?
Laserbeaks_Fury: !card dead ringer
LRRbot: Dead Ringers [4B] | Sorcery | Destroy two target nonblack creatures unless either one is a color the other isn't. They can't be regenerated.
Alas_Babylon: @WhirlwindAbyss 3,000 inner and outer each
thraximore: *sigh* Is the stack empty?
NewtyNewts: Well, I cast Pot of Greed!
AmazingChest: sorry serge I only have a llanowar elves, not llanowar elf
robaphone251: so long as you use the TTC official nicknames it's all good
DarkMorford: Damn, 6k sleeves
powerflapjack: "i cast jim bobtaxes-poggers tyrant"
Sevinon: @robaphone251 Ok, it's going to take me 3 minutes to say the name of this spell as I annonce it
Alas_Babylon: !card Revelliark
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
robaphone251: !reveillark
Alas_Babylon: !card Reveillark
LRRbot: Reveillark [4W] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Flying / When Reveillark leaves the battlefield, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Evoke {5}{W}
DarkMorford: Do we know the manufacturer/style of all the sleeves?
DigitalSeahorse: like naming a card THE
frostownik: @DarkMorford looks like UltraPros
Laserbeaks_Fury: Biblically accurate
MrAyeAxe: Chat since we're chilling, I have a random rules question from an Unsanctioned game I played today - if my opponent has Skull Saucer out and then plays enter the dungeon, do they still have to keep their head on the table during the subgame?
Serpens77: most of the OG Lorwyn elemental names were portmanteaus
NewtyNewts: @DigitalSeahorse Or ________?
freshmaker__: spelling the card explains the card
markvd: Reveillark is magic as garfield intended
DigitalSeahorse: naming cards in Ojibwa would be interesting
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @MrAyeAxe Probably not, since Skull Saucer isn't in the subgame.
SeiichiSin: Wow did I come in at a spicy time.
Ilyusion: This is the stream where Ben answers for his sins
A_Dub888: Santa's gotta clamp his elves
AmazingChest: ya but wargear make my creature beeg SMOrc
heartofgoldfish: is paul super sure reveillark is a word outside of mtg because it is very hard to find if so
robaphone251: what about wargear as a bad sac outlet
Dmc3628: outland liberator et al
jacqui_lantern234: !card shenanigans
LRRbot: Shenanigans [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact. / Dredge 1
jacqui_lantern234: perish the idea of playing that even
QuixoticScrivener: Wheeler, top 10 Canadian highlander equipment, go!
AmazingChest: now let's talk about eater of virtue
robaphone251: keep going
Alas_Babylon: The number of times I've seen Eater of Virtue played in historic brawl and the number of times the exile clause has been relevant has not overlapped
TemporallyAwry: Not doing it in the order of the guild-pact? For shame ;p
NewtyNewts: Allies, then enemies?
Dmc3628: i've only played eater of virtue in Cattie historic brawl
frostownik: WB UR BG RW GU
QuixoticScrivener: Which are the good ones?
BrowneePoints: Jitte Shadowspear Clamp are the front 3
Alas_Babylon: Jitte, Shadowspear, Skullclamp, Lion Sash
Commodore_Perry_GG: !card bonesplitter
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
Alas_Babylon: !card Shadowspear
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
echochrisx: How’s embercleave rank?
Mustang_Redcloak: Jitte is so good, that in the old days, creatureless decks played Jitte to remove opponent's Jittes
jacqui_lantern234: do yall think theres an MtG themed hamburger play called WUBRGer?
BrowneePoints: I can check my box Alex but I can send a Foil Shadowspear if you want(I think I still have a foil)
QuixoticScrivener: What about Basilisk Collar?
neisan2112: Trample AND Lifelink is wild on a 1 drop
Dmc3628: yeah it gross
frostownik: !card maul of the skyclaves
LRRbot: Maul of the Skyclaves [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When Maul of the Skyclaves enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike. / Equip {2}{W}{W}
KakuEpsilon: I honestly do "W/U, W/B, U/B, U/R, B/R, B/G, R/W, R/G, G/W, G/U" because it's WUBRG order and how it usually is printed in those combos
thraximore: Basically everyone in my playgroup has Shadowspear/Clamp/Jitte (if they have the points)
Alas_Babylon: Maul might make the cut as an auto-equip evasive enabler, but it's close
wiigamer1995: zhephzSit
Days_one: maul is pretty expensive mana wise
BrowneePoints: but yea from what folks were Saying the Three "These are good regardless" are Clamp Jitte Shadowspear, with a couple more that are good depending on deck
KakuEpsilon: I still don't have a Jitte, and I was hoping it'd pop up in the Secret Lair Advent calender, but sadly no.
BrowneePoints: (the best SoXaX's, Eater, Lion Sash)
benjamin_wheeler: You’d never catch me playing swords of x & y in a proper tournament
benjamin_wheeler: Well one with stakes
Days_one: do living weapons count as creatures for deck slots?
PotatoWraiths: I'd play one in a game with steaks
Alas_Babylon: for Kaldra Compleat and Batterskull, probably not, they're probably just part of your Stoneforge package
MechaNoelle: sword of steak and gravy when
Ahryk_VT: @benjamin_wheeler that's how I've been feeling on them lately. there's so many better choices
powerflapjack: which sword cooks the steak best
KakuEpsilon: @PotatoWraiths Ah yes, the famous Sword of Splatter and Grease, that protects you from getting messy for eating Steaks.
BrowneePoints: @benjamin_wheeler oh dinger, I thought SoFI/SoFaF and then Hearth&Home(in blink) were still dece depending on deck
Alas_Babylon: And I dunno if those two are even considered playable
YeetTheRich_: sword of kaldra is the best sword don't @ me
benjamin_wheeler: Kaldra Compleat is a tinker target above everything else
BrowneePoints: is hearth and home the blink one?
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, that makes sense
Ahryk_VT: So is cyberdrive lol
powerflapjack: real question for @benjamin_wheeler , what do you think the last two swords will do? memory serves they're gruul and dimir
Pharmacistjudge: kaldra isn't a stoneforge package card?
Pharmacistjudge: hell, is stoneforge still at hing?
LordZarano: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
benjamin_wheeler: and Batterskull is only there if we’re tapping SFM or workshop
Sevinon: @Pharmacistjudge Depends on format I guess
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Rootpotato: @Pharmacistjudge its still a thing, it just usually gets jitte
Sevinon: Stoneforge is even seeing some vintage play now with initiative stompy
Alas_Babylon: Gruul Sword... the red swords have shocked, destroyed an artifact, dealt damage based on hand size...
benjamin_wheeler: Sword of Cloak and Dagger wheelerKappa
YeetTheRich_: sword of the meek and thopter foundry
BrowneePoints: Sword of Earth and Sky
benjamin_wheeler: RG is Sword of unga & bunga
KakuEpsilon: I remember that Stoneforge fell off of the Points list at some point, so it's not as oppersive as it was
powerflapjack: gruul sword may have an impulse draw and treasure
Pharmacistjudge: but in vintage Stoneforge was a mono white mirror breaker
Alas_Babylon: Gruul probably exiles top two cards of library and lets you play an extra land that turn?
FacelessManAboutTown: With spellseeker being such a problem for the format, is there any talk of moving it up from 3 points?
DarkMorford: Is it time for another installment of The Sword-down? Kappa
powerflapjack: @Alas_Babylon the latter part feels too much like an incredibly watered down feast and famine
Alas_Babylon: Yeah :/
Alas_Babylon: But F&F is bonkers as it stands
BrowneePoints: it's hard to guess because none of them have overlapped mechanically that I can think of
DarkMorford: Sword of Greene & Greene?
Alas_Babylon: Just trying to find a lane that blends what the colors would do
Alas_Babylon: @BrowneePoints Hearth and Home kinda does
FacelessManAboutTown: Did I miss the binder when I got dinner?
YeetTheRich_: premier MAGIC PLAYER has been declared
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
Days_one: r/g sword adding mana for the highest power creature you control?
markvd: time to spiral
thraximore: eurgh
BrowneePoints: it is indeed like Mutavault
powerflapjack: @Days_one yeah, i like something like that with an impulse draw. impulse feels like the one red thing they haven't really touched yet
Alas_Babylon: @Days_one "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, add that much mana in any combination of R and G. Until end of turn, this mana doesn't empty as steps and phases end."
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH vicksyShy
Rootpotato: i dont even play pit in dredge
TherapyforNarwhals: Being reprinted!
Alas_Babylon: Would you do that *and* also impulse that many cards?
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KakuEpsilon: Gemstone Mine is getting a reprint in Dom-Remastered. <3
powerflapjack: @Alas_Babylon i'd say 3 and 3
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PsiMaster54: not a fan of perfect-fit inners?
powerflapjack: 3 in any combination of red/green and impulse 3
Alas_Babylon: @powerflapjack impulse 3, add 3 R/G?
Sevinon: Centaur Garden
Alas_Babylon: I dig it
F1SHOR: liffe finds a way
Driosenth: dust finds a way
markvd: entropy
thraximore: @markvd it keeps happening!
DentedPockets: Just laminate your cards.
BrowneePoints: Static cling makes it stick to the plastic
powerflapjack: i got it, Serge. You just need to seal your collection in lucite
asthanius: Petrified Field is an all-star in Slogurk
BrowneePoints: so when dust gets INTO sleeves, it tends to STAY in sleeves
NarishmaReborn: playable in no-color-identity commander
YeetTheRich_: just laminate the cards 4Head
Pharmacistjudge: sunscorched desert i love in worldgorger combo
Rootpotato: need that 4th piece for the green gifts
ghyllnox: So what I'm hearing is someone needs to seal cards into the sleeves in a vacuum
AttackCowboy: Field turing on the land tutors when your good land has been wasted already is a thing, no?
DarkMorford: Sealable perfect-fits, maybe?
BrowneePoints: did the fellas intentionally plan on all wearing red and green? Cuz this is great
KakuEpsilon: I bought a Riftstone Portal because of Serge's Best Card You're Not Playing on it. sergePrideLove
Dog_of_Myth: New art for the Bouncelands are amazing
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Would sideloader or sealable perfect-fits help with the dust/dirt problem?
LordZarano: Are Magic cards acid-free?
thraximore: !card sea-gate wreckage
LRRbot: Sea Gate Wreckage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{C}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
TemporallyAwry: SeaGate is "fine" in EDH
Pharmacistjudge: yes they are acid free
BrowneePoints: oh yea the arts from the last Masters for the karoos are SO good
thraximore: ah, so a bad opposite of Library of Alexandria
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Got them all in foil. They will find a home.
BrowneePoints: I mean, when I built my Lonis edh I spent a buttcheek and a half on the foil full art Mark Poole Panharmonicon from that Masters @Dog_of_Myth
Dmc3628: lavaclaw forever maligned
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyComfy
Pharmacistjudge: first strike is probably too good with the pump ability, i say menace
TemporallyAwry: Also have proxies in your collection to replace the spot when you loan out cards - that way you don't forget who has them PridePog
BrowneePoints: back in a young EDH format I fireballed folks with Lavaclaw all the time. Good times...good times...*gets misty eyed from nostalgia*
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Same. Also bought a print for SaffronOlive. Had Poole sign it as well.
smoke_knight: (Me, avoiding eye contact with my collection of art supplies:) Why would you ever get rid of an obsolete card? It might be useful someday!
TemporallyAwry: Even better - make them sign the proxy ;p
Dmc3628: we sure did
TemporallyAwry: @smoke_knight "someday" is a dangerous word LuvOops
KakuEpsilon: Man, I have an Excel Spreadsheet to keep track of my uh 26 or so Binders
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey
BrowneePoints: weren't some Aristocrats lists still using Westvale as a fireball?
NewtyNewts: As long as it's not a hard Rule, wheeler
CompleatedPinkie: Missing FNM Commander due to the terrible weather here in Vancouver, so happy to watch this instead. I went to that GP and still use the Mutavault to this day.
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Alas_Babylon: too much exile based removal for Ormendahl ;-;
DigitalSeahorse: so much finger
Dmc3628: ormy getting vasnihing versed not great
KakuEpsilon: @BrowneePoints I still use it but it's probably very wrong.
BrowneePoints: oh yea hmmm
BrowneePoints: I didn't hink of STX on
neisan2112: We're still missing 4
DarkMorford: Kinda related question, anyone know of a good program for tracking collections of physical objects? Cards, books, DVDs, collectables, pretty much anything.
FacelessManAboutTown: Rugged prairie in boros stacks?
Pharmacistjudge: I like Rugged Prairie in decks that run Figure of Destiny
Mustang_Redcloak: What's everyone's favorite common rarity land?
BrowneePoints: it's a Cairn!
wordmogul: What’s playing in the background? I dig this music!
echochrisx: Rugged prairie activates eldrazi displacer
BrowneePoints: or a Dolmen!
KakuEpsilon: The Filter Lands are a trap, basically, because if you don't get the colour to start with, you just have a colorless land
WowoT: that rock pile is also probably put there by the afrmer after removing them from the fields
randombillfolds: As tall as a molehill.
DHAnubis: How convenient, Ive been meaning to organize my collection more, and this is the perfect thing to listen to during sorting.
BrowneePoints: on it's shifted 90 degrees
goombalax: its extra rugged
BrowneePoints: oh*
YeetTheRich_: POV you just got punched by kozilek
DigitalSeahorse: dat background glockenspiel
BrowneePoints: nah those are Kor Lines Paul
neisan2112: Or eldrazi just put the prarie in the sky
BrowneePoints: that's a prairie that done got lifted and rotated 90 degrees
NewtyNewts: Welcome to puddle prairie, home of the puddle prairis
DarkMorford: Opinions on topload vs sideload vs sealable perfect-fits?
BrowneePoints: that's why Dragonshield etc usually gives you like 104 sleeves in a box
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHands voxlunBabhed
Evsmev14: What sleeves are the outer?
Pharmacistjudge: just be careful about dragon shield dual mattes if you mass sleeve things like a cube
BrowneePoints: @Pharmacistjudge Slippy?
NewtyNewts: No order?!
Pharmacistjudge: half of boxes (evern in the same case) have a weird white line on the side
Sevinon: What are the dual mattes?
DarkMorford: Do the dual mattes tend to break or something?
DarkMorford: Oh, weird.
Pharmacistjudge: I had to order twice the number of sleeves i needed to get a matching set
Pharmacistjudge: (I ordered 62 boxes of sleeves)
QuixoticScrivener: Are Myr rocks?
InconspicuousSnoop: argument begin
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
F1SHOR: take his judges licence he lost the tower:P
McGurganatorZX: lrrWHEELER_TK
DigitalSeahorse: I've got one pack of LRR sleeves and it can't be as used as I'd like
robaphone251: it's like porn, i know it when i see it
DigitalSeahorse: with the logo
QuixoticScrivener: Izzet Decklist please
SovietEagle: Behold, a Mana Rock!
dtgill: Wittgenstein has entered the chat
TemporallyAwry: Are Mox also Rox?
DarknessKingCoH: Are those Moxen CE?
F1SHOR: serge is anti digital storage though :P
Pharmacistjudge: some are, some aren't
FacelessManAboutTown: inb4 Alex puts all the blue cards in the box
Mustang_Redcloak: Kreygasm
dtgill: Happy sleevemas everyone
Sevinon: Wait, the moxen weren't spicy?
Orxolon: @Sevinon ikr?
BrowneePoints: So for all three of you, which "Return" Set (Phyrexia, Eldraine and Ixalan) are y'all most excited for next year, and which Fellowship member to you want to open P1P1 in a LotR Draft just on preference. @LoadingReadyRun
Orxolon: i love KEv Walker's art
Mustang_Redcloak: I own the Gush book. It's pretty insane
Pharmacistjudge: you haven't lived until you have gushed to save your dual land from wasteland
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
midnightcurryjazz: yuck
InconspicuousSnoop: worthless, I'll buy it
smoke_knight: I forget, who programmed the original card reader?
DarknessKingCoH: The Mishra's workshop only 10x in value since Serge got it.
DarkMorford: Would using sideload or sealable perfect-fits help avoid that kind of damage? Or are they basically the same as normal toploading ones?
Juliamon: !explain cardreader
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laikagoat: wheelerMonkey
asthanius: blech
Dog_of_Myth: Oh my
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midnightcurryjazz: BibleThump BibleThump
aceofroses_: so whats happening?
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itira: filthy creature :P
Mustang_Redcloak: Wait, you play the cards? I thought they were just physical NFTS. Kappa
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definenull: Chit Chaff PogChamp
highbrowloubrew: yes please do this stream again and again and again
DoodlestheGreat: Chaff Chat for all the LRR members sounds like a fine idea.
pn55: These streams are fun. Please do more. lrrSHINE
FacelessManAboutTown: And I don't know how many bushes
BrowneePoints: It's like when Ash's Voice Actress accidentally dropped a Perfect Shadowless Base Set Raichu at an event LUL
f_tan_theta: is this island volcanic or tropical?
BrowneePoints: And chat if you haven't looked that up she was MORTIFIED
shurtal: is this a foil or a sleeve full of pizza grease?
FacelessManAboutTown: "Eh eh, don't forget about this one and this one." 7, 7 bushes
F1SHOR: everytime they say change sleeves im waiting for a cardkingdom ad read lol
FacelessManAboutTown: My cousin vinny is an amazing movie
definenull: I wouldn't mind an (edited or otherwise) series of Chit Chaff where we go through each cast member's MTG collection
Ritaspirithntr: Also, since these sleeves are of plastic they can generate/are susceptible to static electricity. Which will easily cause dust to cling to the sleeve and even just touching it can move the dust around
BrowneePoints: yep. Sleeves are crazy static clingy
neisan2112: I haven't really played paper Magic in almost 3 years, but I feel I should still change my sleeves
ghyllnox: Is there any need to clean the cards themselves?
BrowneePoints: if dust gets in it stays in
DoodlestheGreat: Winter Orb is a great skill in Path of Exile.
Strebenherz: Heya LRR, thank you for these chill MTG holiday vibes lrrHEART
shurtal: they're supposed to be sleeves, not window tint
RaklarLS: sleeve has gone from clear to smoky
BrowneePoints: with the sick Blightning!
BrowneePoints: Paul you should bring up that deck's BLightning art!
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definenull: doesn't wheeler have at least one copy of almost every card ever printed (minus reprints)?
yagermgmt: Hi Serge
MollyPalooza: how close is wheeler to a complete collection?
MurphEP: It's just all goblin tokens
h3rsh3yb4r: then quit wheeler
echochrisx: My collection is two binders and 19 assembled commander decks
artemi7: I don't understand how Serge is slamming those doublesleeves in so quick. Everytime I try to do even one it takes forever and always traps an air bubble...
asthanius: 200k copies of Time Vault
Mustang_Redcloak: you have the technology
NotCainNorAbel: for insurance reasons you should have a digital list
InconspicuousSnoop: scanning takes a while but it's nice
janmelantu: everything is stored in the time vault
definenull: TWENTY EIGHT?!? HahaSweat
Sevinon: Dear lord, Wheeler
asthanius: You need Koskun Falls, wtf
Mustang_Redcloak: Is Teferi's Isle the phasing island?
MurphEP: Mail Time
LordZarano: !pobox
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QuixoticScrivener: Wheeler, will you pay customs charges?
TemporallyAwry: #Shameless lrrWHEELER
shurtal: Care of Serge
DHAnubis: You have a wiki page?
Mustang_Redcloak: !teferi's isle
Strebenherz: I don't think I've ever heard of mog infestation before. just googled. Dear LORD that's funny
ThorSokar: pretty sure I have both of those
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Alas_Babylon: Triumph?!
FacelessManAboutTown: I looked up wheeler's page and it said your job title was "404 Error" Wheeler, what's that entail?
ghyllnox: Including un sets?
bo_brinkman: dolmen and marton are best friends
InconspicuousSnoop: no infect already?
freshmaker__: Some interesting cards missing there..
MollyPalooza: OH NOOOOO
asthanius: Have you checked your pockets?
BrightstormRising: Good luck finding a nut collector.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyThink
h3rsh3yb4r: does that include commander sets?
praxisispraxis: the staple teferi's isle
echochrisx: If you buy another sliver queen you will find your lost one within a week
BrowneePoints: Yep Wheeler picks up 1 of each new card from commander stuff as well
QuixoticScrivener: Wheeler play deflecting swat? That's a commander card!
asthanius: Fugutive Wizard
Strebenherz: @echochrisx every time
DigitalSeahorse: got a crack in my lip vicksyFail
definenull: LUL
F1SHOR: Yer that will do it
BrowneePoints: for insurance reasons, you should!
janmelantu: Serge that’s a sweet Bolt
definenull: that's not too bad
BrowneePoints: was that the WPN Bolt?
DigitalSeahorse: oofa
BrowneePoints: I still play my WPN Harmonize and Unmake
smoke_knight: Ah, yes. The "borrowed pen" tax. I'm sick of people taking my pens and not giving them back, pens now cost 5 cents to borrow.
ghyllnox: Serge, do you not have your collection insured if you have so many $$$ cards?
neisan2112: There is also all the new Legends creatures
Strebenherz: I'm just impressed that of wheeler's missing cards, the power nine weren't there at all
ghyllnox: I can't imagine getting insurance on them without a catalog
Pharmacistjudge: My current staples collection is only 2286 cards.
definenull: pretty but so hurtful
insanecat6mtg: I have a four column box and one commander deck and a small binder, plus what I haven't organized from the last couple of years of pre-releases. Most of it is draft chaff but I just like keeping one copy of every card I open.
BrowneePoints: I kinda want to send Serge a Foil Japanese Archive Faithless
BrowneePoints: err English*
freshmaker__: I saw a great method to keep track of lending things. Taking a photo of you with the person youre lending to, and the thing youre lending.
F1SHOR: back to basics on arena when 😂
ghyllnox: Ahh that makes sense
BrowneePoints: Like Wheeler's P9 in his box
ghyllnox: Lmao Alex
cmdrzellgaudis: I feel bad because I had a foil Empress Galina I gave to my friend a few months ago I would’ve given Wheeler
BrowneePoints: yea the couple of friends I have have their p9 in banks as well
BrowneePoints: couple friends that play vintage*
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
Strebenherz: "Time to power shuffle the power nine!"
powerflapjack: one of the people i play with at my LGS mentioned that when his car was stolen he had to spend like 20 hours on the phone with insurance about the cards
definenull: to plowshares?
Pharmacistjudge: the power 9 found in storage wars , was planted. a local store talked about it.
MollyPalooza: oh goddess that binder
asthanius: ah, it was a nerd's storage locker
lamina5432: one of the recent pawnstars had a black lotus i think
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
FacelessManAboutTown: The moxen
robaphone251: serge trusting someone else to sleeve up the moxen
Alas_Babylon: Same with the playtest collection with Pawn Stars, that was apparently quite staged as well
Dog_of_Myth: Yo, Staff of Nin
nimrickz: whose card are these?
BrowneePoints: I still how someone found an Adventure Comics: The Adventures of Superman #1 in their shed a decade or so ago
BrowneePoints: still love*
asthanius: split custody
pn55: HypeLUL
DigitalSeahorse: double sleeves and in binder = 3sleeved
definenull: the communal moat
ChapsTheMC: well it is an island
ChapsTheMC: there's a communal moat around them all
Pharmacistjudge: I do love I have list of cards I am eagerly awaiting to reprint because...well...the artist is problematic
TheSilverGekko: my name is also Nick P so every time Serge talks about this friend my ears perk up lol
Pharmacistjudge: for example until recently: Darkness
smertmonkey: my sylvan library is so scuffed
trilemma85: Whose collection are we sorting?
Dog_of_Myth: Serge
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLUL
artemi7: I really love finding well played copies of cards. I'll gladly grab them
Rootpotato: @Pharmacistjudge how much of an upgrade of how problematic 40K is over the previous artist?
Dmc3628: well Macneill was a noted uhh
Dmc3628: and Daarken is at least not that
f_tan_theta: someone at my lgs is making a cube of totally wrecked cards, it's gonna be drafted unsleeved
dtgill: I have a Tabernacle that’s fine on the front but destroyed on the back. I bought it 15 years ago from a Vancouver LGS for $20
ChapsTheMC: I just really like white border cards
neisan2112: Yeah my copy of Bribary is just completly bussed, but it was SUPER cheap.
Sffau: @pharmacistjudge who?
Pharmacistjudge: 40k as a whole has made statements of how it's pushing towards more inclusivity and it's very clear it lives in a world where everyone is horrible
definenull: *retching noises*
MollyPalooza: only kinda?
thraximore: look at all those skin cells umbraSmile
DigitalSeahorse: eep
janmelantu: Destroyed magic cards are the best. And all of my Gruul Turfs have to be destroyed, that’s how they would want it
MWGNZ: flavour you can see!
Pharmacistjudge: easy example is Harold McNeill, research him at your own risk
dtgill: Friday Nights gross sleeves episode irl version
artemi7: Wait, basic lands single sleeved? Doesn't that make them feel different in a deck if the rest of it is double sleeved?
definenull: "triumph of the hordes?" "bin it"
F1SHOR: i agree with Alex here
powerflapjack: what the hell hahaha
neisan2112: My Riku deck specifically has all white boarder Mark Poole lands
asthanius: HBDYS so good
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
janmelantu: That’s precious
definenull: just ask nelly to re-sign it
BrowneePoints: just like me after a buffet
DigitalSeahorse: xD
definenull: you can also see the dust when it's white-ish
f_tan_theta: just sharpie your white borders no problem
CastleOtranto: Four Krustys!
asthanius: The lesson here is to never use foils
BrowneePoints: so for Chat, are yall most excited for Return to Phyrexia, Eldraine or Ixalan? I just got fingers crossed for some PUSHED dinos this go 'round!
neisan2112: Ohhhh
definenull: oh no
asthanius: You should vaccuum seal these cards
thraximore: umbraDazed
midnightcurryjazz: you love scapeshift, how could you
neisan2112: @BrowneePoints Ixalan 100%
AmazingChest: just laminate the cards barbSmart
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! Good night everyone.
coolbond: whats the plot to this game?
BrowneePoints: oh man I need to pick up a New Fauna Shaman, thanks Serge!
janmelantu: Where’s the Colossal Dreadmaw?
Days_one: didn't they push the elder dinos for commander?
asthanius: Marrow Shards!
coolbond: and i forgot to switch channels sigh sometimes using irc is a pain
YeetTheRich_: marrow shards Kreygasm
YeetTheRich_: keep marrow shards just for the art
Days_one: it does nothing
DHAnubis: How much is Starfield for you all? Last I checked it was like... 20 here in US
BrowneePoints: @Days_one indeed, and Ghalta got a smidge of Mono G play, but as a whole Ferocidon and Trashy B were the only ones, cuz R/G just WASN'T good for all of Ixalan's life
goombalax: marrow shards in response to Empty the warrens unarmeHmm
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BrowneePoints: even with cards like Regisaur Alpha @Days_one
BrowneePoints: ope and Carny T
F1SHOR: gotta be hard to judge some of those big ones
BrowneePoints: but Carny T was a whoopsie doodle of a finisher
Strebenherz: what does piece of power mean? random power nine?
noSmokeFire: piece of power = Power Nine?
Maltanno: GRVs?
trilemma85: Game Rules Violation
Dmc3628: game rules violations
Days_one: at this point pushed dinos would need to be printed in nonstandard sets
Pharmacistjudge: it does change based on type of rule breaking
neisan2112: GARY
MurphEP: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: some is one warning to game loss...some are just straight game losses...and just DQ them
JokerBoney: I desperately need a Foreign Black Border Hypnotic Specter
janmelantu: I like the White borders tbh
neisan2112: God, everything I've seen Alex go through just makes me so happy
robaphone251: masques has some good swamps
AmazingChest: I like white borders on cards I want to fetch or tutor a lot
Pharmacistjudge: so question...80 regular swamps or 80 snow covered swamps/
definenull: speaking of land, the ONE phyrexian lands though
Dmc3628: CK had the Women's Day Saskia and snap bought that on Cyber Monday
BrowneePoints: I'm still SO mad that we didn't get a new Gay Kings this year for either the Art Deco Lair or Pride Lair
Dmc3628: and then pw removal became so much better
TemporallyAwry: Both as in "A&B" or Both as in "Yes"
neisan2112: @BrowneePoints I was really hoping it was gonna be the secret card in the Art Deco, but I just got a sliver.
trilemma85: Why does Serge have so many yucky sleeves?
janmelantu: Are there any cards where you want a copy of every printing?
trilemma85: Fun times.
robaphone251: still probably better than no inner-sleeve
TemporallyAwry: A decade of wear & tear will do that to anything LuvOops
Dmc3628: i'm basically an Elspeth Collector (only missing the Mythic Rav edition one and the SL Volkan Baga one)
MurphEP: Heat seal the perfect fit
BrowneePoints: @neisan2112 btw I mean like ACTUALLY mad. the one MLM couple we got were Tomik/Ral, when Gay Kings is the most prolific PoC Queer couple in our game(besides DinoBots) and just *throws hands into the air*
DigitalSeahorse: those ziplock bags that tear so easily
robaphone251: gotta get those layers of butter... laminate again
Mazrae: cross sleeve like put one backwards
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neisan2112: oof
neisan2112: Oh nice!
smoke_knight: Oh that's lovely
Pharmacistjudge: you all not make croissants?
Dmc3628: that's a good smothering tithe
YeetTheRich_: i am thoroughly unimpressed by what y'all call dirty sleeves and i will die on my hill of fucked up sleeves
neisan2112: It does buff creature lands too
neisan2112: CARNAGE!
AmazingChest: not the offshoot!
DigitalSeahorse: katesRaid no touchy
Dmc3628: look at all the blue hate we'd want one arena
BrowneePoints: EXCUSE me Wheeler, it may have passed its day in the sun, but we RESPECT Great Sable Stag in this house!
Mischievous_Catgeist: spite deck!
F1SHOR: lol and you picked wheeler to war with....
raulghoulia: for me it was aura thief
dtgill: @pharmacistjudge I tried laminating cards but beating them with a rolling pin and butter had… mixed results
TemporallyAwry: Cold War? No, I built Mono-Red-Symmetrical
adambomb625: Isn't that how Junk was born?
janmelantu: Teching against the local meta
MurphEP: My deck may not win but neither does yours
neisan2112: I did that in Gladiator just to beat Matthaus
RaklarLS: ah, spite fueled events
robaphone251: pauper rn... burn is everywhere just bring all the lifegain
Dmc3628: one based on vengeance
BrowneePoints: Does anyone still play Thrun? Miss that guy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Poutine?
smoke_knight: Babysit his pets so he can take his husband on a date?
robaphone251: keep the mdfc;s
thraximore: that's basically the distillation of magic, isn't it? putting a card in your deck just to screw the one person who keeps beating you
TemporallyAwry: !findquote tomorrow
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JokerBoney: oh btw - Wheeler when you say Stax is playable - how do you feel about RG Ponza-ish
Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun the Hedrons from Zendikar, but... tangled, I guess
TemporallyAwry: Did someone say Canal?
AmazingChest: green white borders are nice
BrowneePoints: yea I like the White Border for Green cards
abrightlight: today's solution, tomorrow's problem
noSmokeFire: #troll aesthetic
JokerBoney: yeah okay I getcha
Durzo_Blint_: boooo
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBork *also yawns*
BrowneePoints: Palcatraz? but what about Palafin Wheeler!? benginFingers
janmelantu: Palcatraz is so beautiful
JokerBoney: yeah I was looking at Bant Palcatraz
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
robaphone251: this just in... serge has a good printer
robaphone251: good ink quality
JokerBoney: or maybe Temur
BrowneePoints: @JokerBoney The boomer magic player in me always wants red for Ajani Venge Q.Q
janmelantu: Where is a good place to find canlander deck techs?
JokerBoney: @browneepoints ah Ajani the Helix
neisan2112: I always do those kind of proxies. Get them onto a flashdrive and go to a FedEx shop to print them
BrowneePoints: @JokerBoney Ajani the Helix/Rish Port
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JokerBoney: but yeah idk - part of me wants to just play Derevi Stasis Initiative stuff
robaphone251: !card reap//sow
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePoints: See I wish there was a canlander list that I could viably play Aggro Loam or Vengevine in @JokerBoney
KakuEpsilon: !card reap // sow
LRRbot: Did you mean: Reap What Is Sown; Reap and Sow
JokerBoney: oh yeah you can super play Aggro Loam
JokerBoney: Aggro Loam slaps
Rootpotato: @BrowneePoints dredge exists
KakuEpsilon: !card reap and sow
LRRbot: Reap and Sow [3G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target land. / • Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Entwine {1}{G}
drizztnailo: is mono green stompy still a canlander thing? Kinda wanna try it out
Pharmacistjudge: I still play vengevine in RG aggro
cdmack3113: wheeler was robbed in this stream
BrowneePoints: @Rootpotato fair, I was thinking more Traditional Venge decks ala Black Mold. I might have to prod people for lists
freshmaker__: I refuse to believe that crypt ghast is really bad. :(
JokerBoney: alright Wheeler I might poke you for a Bant Palcatraz shell later. so I can make it worse with Derevi and Stasis
neisan2112: M&B is just like.... wtf
Pharmacistjudge: what is the point spread for gruul now? Mox Mox Strip Price?
BrowneePoints: and Aggro Loam is still one of my fave decks of all time(I have a combo variant for Modern sleeved)
JokerBoney: @pharmacistjudge that or you can do Mox Mox NO Price
Durzo_Blint_: I remember when a 4/1 for 4 was a great Gruul card
drizztnailo: thats when i started playing so maybe i shoulds check out that deck
janmelantu: Throne of Eldraine was something else
Daega_Prox: riot was nice
eh_yo_flake: Does Glorybanger make it in monsters or nah?
Pharmacistjudge: really NO in gruul?
JokerBoney: @pharmacistjudge depends on how you build it. green cards are messed up
Dmc3628: yeah Extorted for victory
Juliamon: I identified with Gruul but played UB because Gruul really... wasn't always viable
Blasteg: are we sorting them by collection number?
robaphone251: good in gladiator
thraximore: Mire Triton is SOO good
Dmc3628: exactly
BrowneePoints: @JokerBoney but yea my two modern decks I still have sleeved is a Combo Loam deck(has goryo's through the breach for Gitrog-Dakmor Salvage kill) and post-post Ban Jeskai Ascendancy
YeetTheRich_: mire triton is great in commander
thraximore: Mire Triton is a beast in black aggro, it and Lurrus work like a dream
freshmaker__: Grave Pact is the only white border I will stand. The art rules and it's only on the white border.
thraximore: slap a lili in your deck? now you're cooking
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL someone needs to make a printer that prints on something like a roll of receipt paper but high quality in color and is exactly 3.5" wide so you can print proxies and only have to make one cut to separate them
FacelessManAboutTown: Wait is Kird Ape not good enough for Canlander anymore?
neisan2112: @LoadingReadyRun This sounds incredible
drizztnailo: If i had to decide between playing medium red or gruul monsters in canlander what would yall suggest?
KakuEpsilon: Gruulsters
JokerBoney: wrath is sorta at an all time low with how efficient everything id
KakuEpsilon: More fun to say
Dmc3628: as evidenced during last week's FNPF damnation don't seize intiative
JokerBoney: @drizztnailo gruul
FacelessManAboutTown: Turns out tapping out and letting your opponent have 5 mana and no interaction to worry about can be bad
FacelessManAboutTown: Who knew
josh___something: Sus
BrowneePoints: Kemba is still super fun
JokerBoney: i need to play more Canlander. especially now that I'm thinking about playing Derevi Stasis Palcatraz
BrowneePoints: Call that deck the Shitbird Blues
BrowneePoints: (love derevi but they know what they did)
neisan2112: Derevi was the first Commander I ever super hated
Pharmacistjudge: stonehewer is really fun in commander
Sevinon: Humility has wonderfl art
Pharmacistjudge: humility is underrated in canlader i think
BrowneePoints: wait is Nightpack unplayable in G/X Tempo?
JokerBoney: correct
Alas_Babylon: !card Myth Realized
LRRbot: Myth Realized [W] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a lore counter on Myth Realized. / {2}{W}: Put a lore counter on Myth Realized. / {W}: Until end of turn, Myth Realized becomes a Monk Avatar creature in addition to its other types and gains "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lore counters on it."
JokerBoney: it's unplayable but so is that deck
robaphone251: why myth realized when there's the new one
until_may: first commander I ever hated was Arkum
JokerBoney: night pack is fine in Gladiator tbh
BrowneePoints: Not even an aggressive variant? @JokerBoney
JokerBoney: not even an aggressive variant
JokerBoney: outside of like Merfolk
janmelantu: Now I want to play Myth Realized with Sagas and the Land the moves counters
BrowneePoints: that's Fair. Merfolk also plays differently
Alas_Babylon: lore counters*
Alas_Babylon: That's kind of hilarious actually
Blasteg: so are those at the "going into storage" part of life aof a card?
Alas_Babylon: Go-Shintai Sagas with Myth Realized, let's go
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap katesJam
da_combat_wombat: God their brain
da_combat_wombat: *god their break music is so nice
BrowneePoints: I still stand by one of the coolest matchups you can watch(well before True-Name got printed) was Legacy or Vintage Merfolk v Goblins
smoke_knight: Chat, help me do a science: name a card that's had multiple arts under the same name (not a basic land)
Alas_Babylon: Opt
Juliamon: duress
JokerBoney: for sure @browneepoints but when talking about just blue green decks that work - it's just merfolk, UG tempo and UG aggressive tempo are just. Not. just play RUG or BUG and nightpack especially doesn't fit there
janmelantu: Rampant Growth
airylan: @smoke_knight most of Fallen Empires?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok lucidWiggle this music so relaxing
JokerBoney: @smoke_knight stone rain
YeetTheRich_: lightning bolt
janmelantu: Urzatron
Alas_Babylon: Cultivate
BrowneePoints: Is it a doesn't have enough proactivity anymore or the answers in just U/G aren't good enough anymore? @JokerBoney
KakuEpsilon: Thalia, Heretic Cathar and Thalia, the other one that has like 1200 prints
da_combat_wombat: @smoke_knight solemn simulacrum
janmelantu: Guardian of Thraben
KakuEpsilon: Yeah her.
serramarkov: I don't want to go to work tomorrow-it's going to be extremely cold, possibly below Fahrenheit zero. But I have the key, so I have to.
Mazrae: I love that even the ads have desink
smoke_knight: Thanks chat! I've got enough to do science on
Alas_Babylon: np fren
da_combat_wombat: science!
JokerBoney: @browneepoints triple mox or mox mox NO is one of the best spreads in the format rn imo - and the 3c Midrange 2022 cards are just - better
KakuEpsilon: Please do not accidentally meld the two Thalias together into a a big scary angel
Juliamon: sergeScience
Alas_Babylon: please only meld Thalia and the Gitrog Monster
Nuurgle: @serramarkov maybe the lock was frozen, you couldn't get in. oops everyone gets a day off
JokerBoney: UG can't play Minsc & Boo + Wren & Six
smthng_dffrnt: @KakuEpsilon just need a needle and a thread
janmelantu: @KakuEpsilon Thalia, Guardian of Emrakul
da_combat_wombat: I need a sheoldred style Thalia fused to the top of Gitfrog
BrowneePoints: Alright sleeving up Minsc & Boo(I actually pulled one in my box!) and Savage Knuckleblade then
KakuEpsilon: @KakuEpsilon I was actually thinking Brusiela, Angel Horror thignie. >>
Alas_Babylon: btw, please, someone vindicate me on this one
BrowneePoints: and no you can't convince me not to run Knuckleblade
Alas_Babylon: "Gitrog" is the name of a region on Innistrad, right? Not the name of the frog himself?
JokerBoney: sure that's fine
JokerBoney: play your pet cards
BrowneePoints: if i'm RUG and have creatures, the Yeti gets in, I have a conscience dangit
smoke_knight: @BrowneePoints I read that as Serge Knucklehead and wondered what he had done
KakuEpsilon: @Alas_Babylon *taps WWB, exiles you from play*
JokerBoney: as long as they win games who cares
Alas_Babylon: @KakuEpsilon h*ck
MrGibberish: Hi friends!
JokerBoney: just make sure they're proactive
Rootpotato: @Alas_Babylon google says no
Juliamon: Gitrog doesn't fit Innistrad's naming conventions
Nuurgle: I think it's the name of the monster, shortened GIanTfrOG
Rootpotato: @Alas_Babylon The Gitrog monster is an enormous frog that lives in the depths of Lake Zhava, which is located in the highlands of Nephalia on Innistrad
serramarkov: @Nuurgle - there are over 50 cakes to be picked up tomorrow, and I ordered cupcakes for my local firefighters... I don't have to want to, but I have to do it- the teenager only works 1 day a week.
KakuEpsilon: @Alas_Babylon No, Gitrog Monster is a monster that lives in Lkae Zhava, near the border of Gavony and Nephalia.
Alas_Babylon: I dunno, it always felt weird to me that "The Gitrog Monster" was also named "Gitrog", as in the Alchemy card
KakuEpsilon: Thanks google for baking me up
BrowneePoints: it's mostly cuz i'm still salty Temur is the one Clan that didn't get real constructed decks from Khans block(besides a couple tourneys that Temur Ascendancy combo list made top 16)
JokerBoney: @alas_babylon sure but it's called Gitrog, Horror of Zhava. stating it's location
Alas_Babylon: fair
da_combat_wombat: @kakuepsilon I think typos are getting you nice and chilled out according to the last one lol
BrowneePoints: Then Again, I was still floored when Ojutai Exemplars wasn't good enough either. Man that was a powerful time for Standard
BrowneePoints: !card Ojutai Exemplars
LRRbot: Ojutai Exemplars [2WW] | Creature — Human Monk [4/4] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, choose one — / • Tap target creature. / • Ojutai Exemplars gains first strike and lifelink until end of turn. / • Exile Ojutai Exemplars, then return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.
DigitalSeahorse: Garrrry
Alas_Babylon: Guess it's just one of those cards that secretly costs 3WW
KakuEpsilon: @da_combat_wombat No, I don't smoke anything, so I meant baking moreso like a pie.
neisan2112: GARY!
Mischievous_Catgeist: !card mischievous catgeist
LRRbot: Mischievous Catgeist [1U] (back: Catlike Curiosity) | Creature — Cat Spirit [1/1] | Whenever Mischievous Catgeist deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Disturb {2}{U}
neisan2112: Legit favorite card of all time
DigitalSeahorse: by yourself alllllll week
smoke_knight: Remember, Gary loves you.
MollyPalooza: "Chit Chaffing the night away...."
da_combat_wombat: @kakuepsilon that also sounds relaxing :)
mtvcdm: Oh, that's an episode of Back In The Box
KakuEpsilon: My favorite card has been and will forever be...
BrowneePoints: Esper Dragons is also my fave Control deck of all time
definenull: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: because it's a control deck that ACTUALLY KILLS PEOPLE
ragnarhedin: hey, I'm coming in late Wheeler, but I still have a Sliver Queen with your name on it.
neisan2112: @BrowneePoints That was such a sweet deck
KakuEpsilon: Oh no, my brain just made me forget what the card is. ;3;
DigitalSeahorse: correct vicksyDed
BrowneePoints: "I don't wanna play with you anymore...."
DigitalSeahorse: if keeping your first starter deck separate from the rest is incorrect some people don't wanna be right
Sibwow: does whispers of the muse make it into the binder?
DigitalSeahorse: some are overly sentimental
BrowneePoints: I'd love a 2 set Return to Tarkir block that goes BACK to Wedges, but this time it's designed around the Enemy Color Pair in the wedge and not the Ally like last time
goombalax: it is wafer thin
frozenphoenix7: Less a Rug, more a mat
JokerBoney: to be fair Wheeler - that red green color blind joke was amazing
definenull: feat. oko
KakuEpsilon: Okay, I remembered it, and honestly the fact that I forgot it's name is in flavor for it.
KakuEpsilon: !card Nemesis of Reason
LRRbot: Nemesis of Reason [3UB] | Creature — Leviathan Horror [3/7] | Whenever Nemesis of Reason attacks, defending player mills ten cards.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
Alas_Babylon: The 1 mana Weird
BrowneePoints: How DARE you play Vexing Shusher in your Mono R Goblins!
shurtal: that weird
CastleOtranto: Fire//Ice
NewtyNewts: Shellephant?
frozenphoenix7: Frostburn Weir
frozenphoenix7: Weird*
DigitalSeahorse: good question, not often I see bluered cards
WowoT: like serge playing his mono white decks with kitchen finks
frozenphoenix7: I love that card
Arakasi01: Interesting, you say your deck is mono red and yet, ancestral recall pvpThink
YeetTheRich_: serge where does kitchen finks go in your sorting system
freshmaker__: So you a CAG member admit that a Selesnya decks can run DRS? Biggest Kappa of my life
Pywodwagon: BTE
BrowneePoints: that's a very contentious topic
DigitalSeahorse: "This is my puddle deck. I'm splashing!"
Rootpotato: @wheeler let me play lurrus and kitchenphinx in my thalia deck
definenull: lrrWOW
djalternative: It was more than once Serge
goombalax: but it was the same finks
definenull: we do it out of love
QberryMuffin: it happened twice
frozenphoenix7: It's been more than once Serge. But I support your noble cause.
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YeetTheRich_: that's like wheeler forgetting saffi for a second time
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU
robaphone251: like restrictions breed creativity... but also creative deck building for itself should be allowed
kaib35: It took me so long to understand what those things were at the front of the table.
definenull: oh no.
Daega_Prox: LUL
robaphone251: some things don't translate between multiplayer
definenull: has this become roasting hour
goombalax: someone once asked me to play modern and I had a casual pile that was modern legal. they turn 2'd me with kiln fiend
freshmaker__: restrictions breed creativity but hybrid is such a tiny allowance that wouldn't harm anyone.
F1SHOR: and thats why wheeler is the premier lands pilot
Mischievous_Catgeist: GlitchCat
heartofgoldfish: ooh, elder canadian dragonlander
DigitalSeahorse: xD
janmelantu: Commander and Highlander are 100 card singleton, right? lrrBEEJ
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robaphone251: are we within 10 ft... cuz i'll take the knife in that case
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janmelantu: I prefer Beejlander tbh
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BrowneePoints: wait he's gonna be Bob Seger?
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shurtal: rat words the bad adjective
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BrowneePoints: Nighteyes is NOT A GOOD PERSON!(ratperson)
DigitalSeahorse: LRL is tomorrow too
da_combat_wombat: @shurtal lol
BrowneePoints: Ashcoat only JUST beat out Merrow-Gnawer as "best rat commander"
JokerBoney: man I love flip cards
BrowneePoints: Ashcoat is UNREAL
JokerBoney: Same Serge
JokerBoney: gimme kore of these
JokerBoney: more*
lcyPanda: CoolCat I clearly understand…….not really
JokerBoney: they are 1000% an atrocity- I Love Them
Days_one: they are addicted to more words now
koodooman: they are more like spin cards than flip cards
insanecat6mtg: I'm not super competitive with my decks, but I do have one commander deck that I've continually improved as I've accrued good cards through pre-releases and trades that I always feel kinda bad using against my brother's VERY kitchen table decks comprised of mostly commons.
FlargBlarg: borderless pathways are some of my favorite arts
lamina5432: for the two sided card i use a place holder and a clear sleeved pile
F1SHOR: i hate these but they came out before i started magic
KakuEpsilon: I always wished they'd reprint these as DFC
zarbit: @KakuEpsilon Yes please
BrowneePoints: correct
BrowneePoints: it's why Withengar Unbound can't be a commander
BrowneePoints: even though it'd be cool
Dmc3628: yeah Soritami stax
BrowneePoints: !card Erayo
LRRbot: Did you mean: Erayo, Soratami Ascendant; Erayo's Essence
BrowneePoints: !card Erayo's Essence
LRRbot: Erayo's Essence (unflip: Erayo, Soratami Ascendant) | Legendary Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, counter that spell.
BrowneePoints: it's NOT a fun card
JokerBoney: so realistically -
JokerBoney: it would work
janmelantu: There are some cards that say to flip a Kamigawa card, but not transform
definenull: so like the neo gin
zarbit: Yeah it'd be functional errata, but *shrug*
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClown lucidLewd lucidJoker down to clown
JokerBoney: technically it doesnt
Dmc3628: Mh1 a simpler time
MeadyOchre: Just arrived, what are we sleeving for?
goombalax: its all lands
janmelantu: I’d much rather they synced up the Old and New Werewolves
JokerBoney: @meadyochre serge's collection
KakuEpsilon: We're trying to reduce Serge's collection
Juliamon: MeadyOchre Serge has never resleeved his cards
BrowneePoints: how does it feel going back to Phyrexia after 12 years after going back to Kamigawa after 18 years?
definenull: tbf those lands are most likely to be used
DarknessKingCoH: Fun fact Innistrad is pre Skyrim.
robaphone251: just throwing around those duo lands
Gekyouryuu: @DarknessKingCoH that fact isn't fun at all
MeadyOchre: It has bad in the name
MeadyOchre: It can't be good
MrTheWalrus: Casually tossing dual lands in a heap
LoadingReadyRun: janmelantu I agree about werewolves
definenull: i wonder if the binder would have been worth its weight in gold
F1SHOR: as you do :S
ghyllnox: Didn't you run some through the wash
BrowneePoints: oh yea isn't Dom Re giving us a new Marit Lage token?
Dmc3628: yeah there's a ne lage token
LightningElektron: @MrGibberish Thanks for the gift sub!
janmelantu: @BrowneePoints And a Dark Depths with the Snow Frame!
eye_h_bar: Geez
BrowneePoints: well NOW we've gotta get Serge a foil Dark Depths and New Lage token!
KakuEpsilon: @BrowneePoints Yeah, and a new art on Frozen Marit Lage whatever
Kumakaori: @MrGibberish [/belated THANK~]
BrowneePoints: it's Rabiah!
BrowneePoints: Rabiah! Taysir was there!
shurtal: Remember Chat: Desleeve - Yes! Deglove? - NO
CastleOtranto: Tabernak!
MeadyOchre: Oh I see, we're comparing penis sizes on today's stream :)
Rogueist: oooo awooga i love coalition relic
YeetTheRich_: Moderately Playable
DigitalSeahorse: mp
Pharmacistjudge: sorry, i hate the owl
BrowneePoints: woah where's that Pod art from
bosk113: End of an Era.
LightningElektron: that is a pretty judge promo birthing pod
BrowneePoints: ah Judge
JokerBoney: @meadyochre Serge specifically didn't want to, but needed to reserve since it's been 10+ years for most of these
BrowneePoints: I couldn't see the Owl stamp
F1SHOR: the pod in the middle is nice
DigitalSeahorse: MP mostly poop
DarknessKingCoH: Right doesn't Serge get Judge promos?
JokerBoney: resleeve*
KakuEpsilon: @MeadyOchre No, no no no. Gross. Ew. No. Bad. Go to your room.
janmelantu: @BrowneePoints Commander Legends 3, hopefully
BrowneePoints: They Better. Taysir is one of the few Walkers(alongside Windgrace) that Urza legitimately didn't ever want to fight
BrowneePoints: (which is why Urza cheated when he killed Taysir)
KakuEpsilon: @DarknessKingCoH I don't think he's still a Judge.
JokerBoney: oh absolutely
adambomb625: !card porphry
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
F1SHOR: they are making thesee names up right
LightningElektron: I wish they reprint Recruiter of the Guard. That card is so expensive now
zarbit: !card porphy
LRRbot: Porphyry Nodes [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Porphyry Nodes.
MrGibberish: !card eureka
LRRbot: Eureka [2GG] | Sorcery | Starting with you, each player may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield. Repeat this process until no one puts a card onto the battlefield.
BrowneePoints: a Horse Costume Marit Lage
KakuEpsilon: I mean, not to be stupid sounding, I don't think he pays Wizards to be a Judge or however that Judge program works now
freshmaker__: I met a guy last night that whose favourite artist is Anson Maddocks, and is trying to collect every one of his cards, and unfortunately Drop of Honey is a little too steep a price.
zarbit: Cosplayer as Marit Lage, I'm in
BrowneePoints: or Chinese New Year style Dragon Costume Marit Lage
definenull: as a treat
noSmokeFire: henson workshop's marit lage
BrowneePoints: Marit Lage but looking like Audrey 2
Pharmacistjudge: 2018 Serge
Pharmacistjudge: I remember showing you Vesta
robaphone251: like just get rid of the reserve list or don't
praxisispraxis: nice crop rot
BrowneePoints: oooo Drop of Honey!
BrowneePoints: now THERE'S a hit!
CastleOtranto: Gosh, I hate to even touch a sleeveless Cradle
LightningElektron: what is that?
LightningElektron: no idea
MrTheWalrus: I have never heard of this card
A_Dub888: !card in the eye of chaos
LRRbot: In the Eye of Chaos [2U] | World Enchantment | Whenever a player casts an instant spell, counter it unless that player pays {X}, where X is its mana value.
BrowneePoints: drop of Honey is still $550-750 jesus
janmelantu: Unstable had a bunch of tokens that weren’t in the set, I hope they have a the next unset has the marit lage cosplay token
F1SHOR: never
BrowneePoints: remember when scalpers made Drop of Honey hit 3 Grand?
definenull: it's symmetrical, so it's fair
Dmc3628: Cabal therapy right alex?
shurtal: cabal
CastleOtranto: Ah, Ice Age Swords, the correct version Kappa
MollyPalooza: yes but it's because I love world entertainments
Dmc3628: Alex and Cam enteed blind therapist modes
FacelessManAboutTown: Wait, Sower of temptation is still playable?
thraximore: pft
shurtal: Cam doing it to Jer was very good
LightningElektron: what is that chinese blue card?
thraximore: Time Spiral i think
Dog_of_Myth: RIP Tamiyo
BrowneePoints: Time Spiral
CastleOtranto: Buckets, was that an altered Moat!?
MrGibberish: @shurtal Cam no-scoping Jer was great
janmelantu: Tamiyo has been perfected
definenull: RIP tamiyo
eye_h_bar: @CastleOtranto Yep it was
definenull: O7
frozenphoenix7: She's cooler now it's fine
JokerBoney: alright but what about Bant Tamiyo
BrowneePoints: Way to orphan Nashi TWICE Wizards
Nuurgle: Tamiyo's still alive, just improved
robaphone251: is that the second elesh norn?
serramarkov: Ta mi yo is com pleat ly fine.
KakuEpsilon: @CastleOtranto It was an altered Moat because the original was destroyed pretty throughly and they altered it to fix it.
F1SHOR: she got some work done nothing wrong with that
Sibwow: wheeler wanna flex your chinese skills?
thraximore: Any Chains?
thraximore: YEAHHHH
Dmc3628: Chains flowchart
definenull: og printing oubliette?
cdmack3113: so many "ok" planeswalkers left behind. we need a new format to play them all
thraximore: god I want Chains of Mephistopheles
praxisispraxis: It has sick combos in gitrog
praxisispraxis: with chains
smoke_knight: Wow I hate that card text
Pharmacistjudge: i had to handle an appeal of 2 chains and sylvan library
Alas_Babylon: If they would draw, they rummage. If they can't discard, they mill.
DigitalSeahorse: woops
F1SHOR: they worked so hard to bring the amount of words down on cards then they started the essays again
DigitalSeahorse: card typesetting must be a fun job
KakuEpsilon: @cdmack3113 I mean, if you can make a Gilder Bairn deck, I think, the little dude that doubles counters on any permanent when you untap him with a cost, it could make them so much neater
drewm1022: I have an alpha sinkhole that is beat to absolute shit.
Dmc3628: yeah EMA sinkhole
definenull: it sooo good
laikagoat: mine came in yesterday, so nice
BrowneePoints: Did you see the foil Shinkawa cards yet Wheeler?
smoke_knight: Beautiful and horrible, as expected
BrowneePoints: holy COW they are pretty
BrowneePoints: YES!
iamn0tg00d: Oh, I love that Natural order.
freshmaker__: My lairs arrived the other day! I'm waiting to pick them up from a friend.
BrowneePoints: that art SLAPS
zarbit: Banned in Gladiator
TristalMTG: it's important to have a Natural order that's got valid art
DarknessKingCoH: The etched foil natural order
eye_h_bar: That's a very pretty Natural Order
Pharmacistjudge: o johnny revenge
laikagoat: my large son!
xantos69: Just got back from a victorious FNM. What we playing here team?
definenull: also rip ajani
adambomb625: They compleated my boi! D:
djalternative: Why are we only highlighting Compleated Planeswalkers?
Juliamon: xantos69 No plays, only resleeving.
heartofgoldfish: @djalternative We're sort of compleationists
definenull: eyy its the meme card
robaphone251: oooh!! pauper player rejoices
crono3453: I still remembered playing pre-release and having my opponent drop that Ajani. And just having the worst time
definenull: avengers assemble
djalternative: I own 3 of those
FacelessManAboutTown: Thanks Uro
Dmc3628: by their powers combined they all ruin formats
BrowneePoints: and Ajani! Also unfun but less broken! well, fun for YOU
iamn0tg00d: I was saying Boo-oko.
noSmokeFire: build your own secret lair
freshmaker__: hey they wanted all these cards in standard at the same time Kappa
BrowneePoints: Also chat if you never had to play against America Superfriends in the Era of Ajani Vengeant, be thankful
janmelantu: @freshmaker__ They’re the planes walkers they balanced Questing Beast against
Sibwow: 5c cascade stax lets gooo
Drigerslash: YO CHITCHAFF! All my homies love Chit chaff!
UxCryptic: All you need is Minsc and Boo
robaphone251: god i love murderous redcap
robaphone251: what's that art though?
AutonomousTurtle: I just showed up...are they using different branded sleeves of the same colour, or is there another reason that some have the ultra pro dot and some don't?
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Drigerslash: All my homies love chit chaff!
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BrowneePoints: @robaphone251 DCI Promo I think
robaphone251: you had what?
Juliamon: AutonomousTurtle Some of them are very, very old
thraximore: flavor win
definenull: i heard their burger's aint half bad
A_Dub888: !card nahiri the harbinger
LRRbot: Nahiri, the Harbinger [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nahiri [4] | [+2]: You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / [−2]: Exile target enchantment, tapped artifact, or tapped creature. / [−8]: Search your library for an artifact or creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. It gains haste. Return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
F1SHOR: i miss spaget mum - cant wait till shes back fighting the phyrexians next year
DarknessKingCoH: @robaphone251 It's an FNM promo.
robaphone251: it that betrays is still good (in commander)
BrowneePoints: Yep FNM promo
thraximore: It That Betrays umbraWow
AutonomousTurtle: @Juliamon Ah, ok. Thanks.
BrowneePoints: it's okay that Karn is 12 years old now
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
definenull: shinyyy
janmelantu: Shadows is coming to Arena!
Dmc3628: behold my inventions
DigitalSeahorse: Eldrazi lucidLove digita435Octo
robaphone251: soo many inventions
thraximore: oooooh
eye_h_bar: OMG
philavoie: For the newcommer like me, can you recap real quick what you are doing??
incredulouspasserby: oh my god
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo digita435Octo digita435Octo
BrowneePoints: Very few cards look as good as the Kaladeshi Inventions
YeetTheRich_: premier artifact collector of the format
robaphone251: i've done the same with strixhaven archives
DarknessKingCoH: This is the reason Kaladesh boxes are almost $400
BrowneePoints: I wish I could do the same for the Amonkhet Invocations, I legitimately love them
robaphone251: invocations
Pharmacistjudge: amonkhet invocations were ugly
iamn0tg00d: Paul just trolling us now.
BrowneePoints: @Pharmacistjudge SOME of us LIKE them thank you
robaphone251: i might do the same with these BRO artifacts
Dmc3628: the paradox invention looks SOOO good
KakuEpsilon: Wow, Kaladish Inventions. I recently found out that the most expensive card I have is a Yugioh Misprint but I've always wanted a Kaladesh Invention. ;3;
thraximore: @Pharmacistjudge I disagree- in person they're gorgeous
freshmaker__: I didn't like the Zendikar lands, but I did open a Scalding Tarn so I am obliged to run it.
thraximore: my Mind Twist is *mwah*
incredulouspasserby: I pulled an expedition breeding pool and traded it for a World of Darkness rulebook. I regret that so much now.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
BrowneePoints: Oh yea the colors on the Invocations POP
BrowneePoints: but I will never NOT laugh at Hazoret the Pervert
Gekyouryuu: I have a small number of inventions. I should find them sometime.
Dog_of_Myth: Japanese Mystical Archives are my weakness
janmelantu: The copper borders are so incredible
DarthRagnar815: As an owner of an invention Sol Ring, can confirm it is worth some money...
nic_nax96: i join and there is just a candelabra on the table wow
Gekyouryuu: @Dog_of_Myth same
incredulouspasserby: Which, I pulled two Okos in the eldraine prerelease, played it, and it completely fell flat, so I sold it for basically nothing.
philavoie: For the newcommer like me, can you recap real quick what you are doing??
definenull: the FLEX
BrowneePoints: @Dog_of_Myth there's some I prefer the English art for but yea Japanese ones are REAL good
koodooman: LUL
Juliamon: The only Invention I have is a Painter's Servant but I love it so much
djalternative: Thopter Pie!!!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
eye_h_bar: I have a couple of inventions and they're gorgeous
robaphone251: but serge is a judge, let him keep the judge foils
Juliamon: I think I got it for like $40 store credit at the time... boy that was awhile ago
Gekyouryuu: I LOOOOVE my Japanese art Lightning Helix, and I wish I had it in foil, and the playmat of it
YeetTheRich_: morophon is a legendary sliver
BrowneePoints: but yea it's hard to describe HOW much better the Invocations look in person vs as an image
djalternative: So, since it's almost Christmas, any chance the gang wants to try their hand at Chaos Wrap? You've got the sleves
Dmc3628: i should also replace my binder has been with me since the days of rhino
definenull: they snowball *really* fast
Gekyouryuu: I got an invocation Aven Mindcensor from a prerelease kit
laundreydhull: why not post-Kaldheim commander?
corpocracy: I think Slivers shines the most in Pauper
Dmc3628: amongst invocation talk i got aggravated assault and that looked great
iamn0tg00d: I relate to Serge because I too have horded all my slivers, just waiting for them to be canlander playable in 10 to 15 years.
DarthRagnar815: Unless there are TWO sliver players at a table...*flashbacks*
djalternative: Nah. Slivers is GREAT in a 4-way Sliver game
definenull: "I had fun, I won"
xantos69: The thing Paul is describing is why I outright refuse to play multiplayer formats.
YeetTheRich_: it's not fun to play more then once or twice
laundreydhull: morphoros-disguised slivers?
BrowneePoints: yea the online images for the Invocations do NOT look great, but in person the colors POP
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFox1 vicksyFox2 vicksyFox3 buttons!
mtvcdm: !youtube
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cronatos: lrrSHINE benginHeart lrrSHINE
mtvcdm: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Viscounty of Value!
cdmack3113: wheelers sliver queen was robbed
Dog_of_Myth: This was great. Love this chill stream
adambomb625: which one is that from?
Tiny_Genius_: Which card does Wheeler have in his hat?
DigitalSeahorse: lol Wheeler got a card in hat
mtvcdm: !schedule
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Electrodyne: I'm pretty sure it's a bingle
mtvcdm: !patreon
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DigitalSeahorse: a big daddy on a big daddy
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyBounce
DigitalSeahorse: live
adambomb625: Where is "if I win, I have lethal" from?
mtvcdm: On Christmas, we Tingle the bingle
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPeek vicksyParty vicksyTrash
TheMazter1337: "if i win i have lethal" is probably just from magic players in general, everyone says it
incredulouspasserby: I know that's a meme statement but with Tingle...extremely accurate
janmelantu: no, we Jingle the Bingle on Christmas
adambomb625: they were saying it came from a specific video
definenull: oh right! boxing day stream
robaphone251: picked up recurring nightmare for cube from !ck
laundreydhull: for all time lrrWHEELER ; always...
Sibwow: kroke the nole
mtvcdm: In the US, the 26th is Oh Crap New Year's Is In A Week Day
Pharmacistjudge: special chessboxing stream? :P
DigitalSeahorse: unboxing on boxing day? nope
TacitusVigil: it's the one form of capitalism we don't have in the USA!
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey
DigitalSeahorse: wooooo
DigitalSeahorse: prizes!
FacelessManAboutTown: Hoping to box some jacks on boxing day!
DigitalSeahorse: Happy Brithday!
laikagoat: very good game
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyParty katesParty
Dog_of_Myth: Yay, more Kill Team
MinaturtIe: Ever thought of playing DanDan on stream? I'm almost finished building thunderous wrath dandan
MrGibberish: Oh god
Pharmacistjudge: oo dan dan would be hilarious
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGE vicksyCrown
janmelantu: Judge’s Tower ooooo
Pharmacistjudge: Serge...there was talk of competitive prize supported judge tower
nic_nax96: that sounds awesome
iamn0tg00d: I heard it whispered that after two hours of Judges' Tower, the human brain literally liquifies.
DigitalSeahorse: weather is sure wonky too
bosk113: Please don’t play Dan Dan. It’s so boring.
definenull: is there a tower list?
corefluxx: Cheer100
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
NewtyNewts: Welcome!
smoke_knight: This remix is sweet
definenull: da bits
until_may: thanks for being great
robaphone251: DAA BITS
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyAww lucidLove lucidUwU
DarknessKingCoH: Damn, Suffix has been subbed for almost 10 years. Impressive.
definenull: paul did nothing wrong
pn55: lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
thraximore: umbraHey
LordZarano: !lovepaul
MrGibberish: lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL vicksyDed Paul in the cold
laundreydhull: BLAME lrrJAMES shame lrrWHEELER LUL FBtouchdown TableHere
MrGibberish: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Phailhammer: cya :)
Rootpotato: are we sure paul has hands, have awe seen them recently
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL lrrALEX lrrSERGE lrrWHEELER lucidLove lucidDuck
serramarkov: Thank you streamers, techs, mods and chat, have wonderful safe holidays and days ending in y. lrrSHINE Y'all make my life better.
laundreydhull: but what if Paul is the streamer LRRbot?
DigitalSeahorse: yes, everyone stay safe, travel isn't worth the risk of your life!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART