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 Ritaspirithntr: Then what am i supposed to do the rest of the night Ben?!
Spades_Slicc: @omdorastrix I'm curious, Pineapple/Coconut, Mango/Pineapple, or Mango/Coconut
 FacelessManAboutTown: Wait was the strim cancelled?
  Sarah_Serinde: No
 SmithKurosaki: @Foxmar320 Sorry to hear. Was hoping you'd get a day's worth to enjoy and not have anything after to deal with. I'm currently effectively snowed in
GlorySeer: The same thing we do every night. Take over the world!
 TimIAm: @FacelessManAboutTown No, just running behind
  Bengineering: nope just running late
  Sarah_Serinde: They just need a few more minutes, it'll happen
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 TimIAm: Ben's got get into the suit
 TimIAm: *gotta
 r10pez10: now i don't know if i can trust ben
 GhostValv: 
 omdorastrix: do we meed to clap?   *clap* I DO believe in live... *clap*
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 letfireraindown: well I guess it's lucky I was running late getting here
  Sarah_Serinde: Ben's just being a goof 
  Foxmar320: Soooooon
kusinohki: fish cori our of the sea
 DigitalSeahorse:  
GlorySeer: I, for one, blame Christmas magic.
Angreed66: Ben always has the suit on though
Spades_Slicc: Necromancy is being performed to restore the stream to Live
Spades_Slicc: @GlorySeer I blame the Grink
 HbombAndFriends: LoadingReadyLIVE is never late. It happens when it’s supposed to.
dilfbifferent: I hope for the return of cat-butt unboxing
GlorySeer: That is also a valid way to go about blaming.
Angreed66: Necromancy is a time honoured tradition
SaxPython: just finished reading the The Night Before Christmas. Time for a little mischief
 Mr_Dirty: if all of chat would just believe in Christmas magic this sort of thing would not happen.
  mtvcdm: Meanwhile, Santa has been spotted in St. John's, Newfoundland. (Something for me to keep up on while we wait)
Angreed66: Live never goes live on the hour
 TehAmelie: i've had a really fresh mango once, and never been close to a fresh coconut. would like a fruit salad with just those
 DigitalSeahorse:    red tree light standing by for blinking action!
 Electrodyne: I'm going to get another cup of soup.  We do chicken noodle soup every Xmas  Eve
 CastleOtranto: @Mr_Dirty should we clap if we believe, or just post emojis?
 margieargie: Maybe when Santa shows up in Victoria, that's when LRL will start...
  Foxmar320: Live goes live when Live is ready
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 AFlockOfStiltPuffers: Happy Yule, LRR and Chat.
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 gualdhar: gotta get the reindeer to wind up the gerbils that run the generators
kusinohki: red eared reindeer standing by
 Maddrius: Evening folks. Hope everyone is doing well, (or as well as can be), this weekend.
 TehAmelie: merry solstice
 HbombAndFriends: I blame Jeff Bezos.
 DigitalSeahorse: happy platypus!
  Sarah_Serinde: Meanwhile, for some reason some stores are starting their boxing day sales before it's even Christmas so I'm trying to figure out what I'm replacing my old tablet with and from who
  mowdownjoe: Merry Happy all!
 DigitalSeahorse: invader zim ref
 TehAmelie: unless someone lives by the equator? i think then you don't get solstices
 niccus: merry merry daze
mitomanox: the word is PATIENCE
Angreed66: You're of by 3 days anyway
 RockPusher: ♫ Render, render, render / gonna get VT here / patience for the streamer / rawhide! ♫
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 laikagoat:   
 SmithKurosaki: Im currently tying to make space to generate pokemon to WT to kids who get pokemon tmrw
 Dog_of_Myth: Season greetings LRR chat.
 flatluigi: season's greasons
 Electrodyne: head em up move em out
 paronomasiac042: Today's Live is brought to you by Patience
 IbunWest: 
Snowcookies: hello welcome to early chat
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 CHS_FutureGazer: Seasons greetings!
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 HbombAndFriends: 
 gnomezome: HELLO
Spades_Slicc: What? Is this chat filled with out-of-work doctors? Get yourselves some PATIENTS
kusinohki: someone was wearing a Bigfoot dressed as Santa sweater. I wished them a merry cryptid
 Laurence72: Here we come a waffle-ing, along the leaves so green! Here we come a waffle-ing, so happy to be seen! Love and joy, come to you, and to you good waffles too!
 TehAmelie: sweet wordplay
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm definitely looking forward to this LRL given what they tweeted earlier
  Foxmar320: Now I want waffles
  Sarah_Serinde: But then I'm always looking forward to LRL
 LadyAiluros: yes yes the Claymation Christmas Special!
ButButTheJesus: MURKY KRAMPUS! Is something gonna happen?!
 Anaerin: Luftwaffles?
GlorySeer: The famous Christmas Waffle
  mtvcdm: Santa now in Happy Valley-Goose Bay, Newfoundland. Just doing up the Maritimes right now.
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 DigitalSeahorse: IbunWest hehe cute bat
 fuzzy_died: !lasttweet
  LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [5h ago] @loadingreadyrun> It may be Christmas Eve, but the show must go on! | Join us for a very special episode of LoadingReadyLIVE this evening at 6:00PM Pacific at http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkxanQnaUAAD3qa.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1606758898425540608
 HbombAndFriends:   
 DeM0nFiRe: @Sarah_Serinde Wait was it your graduation they taped over? 🤔
 omdorastrix: @sarah_serinde im going in blind... should i be concerned?
 Earthenone: merry shitscram?
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 IbunWest: @DigitalSeahorse 
ButButTheJesus: @Laurence72 and God bless you and send you a haaaaaapy waffle
 CaptainSpam: Todayborweeve is Decemberweeve!
 jdarr5000: soo are we waiting for last Paul to come from the cloning machine
 iris_of_ether: Oh my goodness CFUT
  Sarah_Serinde: @dem0nfire Probably and I'm not thrilled about it but all I got was a shrug 
 Laurence72: @ButButTheJesus And to you too! Thanks! =)
 DigitalSeahorse:   I still miss the older version of this
 Singenmeister: @laurence72 and LRR bless you and send you a happy new steam. And LRR send you a happy new stream.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TehAmelie: it's beginning to look a lot like shitscram
  Foxmar320: Happy CFUT iris_of_ether
  Sarah_Serinde: @omdorastrix No more than usual
 incredulouspasserby: @omdorastrix you should always be concerned. Unless you have anxiety in which case I as your doctor encourage you to not be concerned.
mitomanox: merry schroedingers
ihlendrax: Merry Glurpmas. (Needs more Glurp.)
 paronomasiac042: CFUT? the sex song?
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 RockPusher just had the shocking revelation of which day of the week it actually is 
 Electrodyne: !holiday
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 Laurence72: @Singenmeister To us all, may it be =)
 Nuurgle: oh shit, my neighbor just brought me like 2 dozen cookies
EricTheOrange: I kinda stopped doing the F"UT thing cuz it felt kinda exclusiory to reference a meme from like 8 years ago.
 TehAmelie: 
  Foxmar320: Cookies!
mitomanox: @Nuurgle 
 SmithKurosaki: Btw, is anyone else snowed in?
 DigitalSeahorse: my past self could have given me a present by doing the dishes but nope
  Sarah_Serinde: CFUT is a specific thing though
  Sarah_Serinde: A recurring thing
 omdorastrix: @smithkurosaki  not technically, but yes, effectively
  mtvcdm: I wasn't snowed in, per se, but for two days I was wind-chilled in.
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 Nuurgle: it's Competitive, like cEDH
 Electrodyne: I *thought* I was snowed in, but this dog came up and scratched at the door...
 SajuukSjet: CFU¨T hype indeed
 wordmogul: @mtvcdm same. It’s cold out there!
 swordfishspyke: @SmithKurosaki not snowed in, but i did lose my power for a significant amount of time
  Sarah_Serinde: It heckin wimdy
 Manae: Not snowed in here, but -30 degrees with windchill'd in
 SmithKurosaki: @omdorastrix Neat. I'm out north of Guelph and all the roads are closed, hbu
kusinohki: I might be snowed in, haven't checked. got home from work Thursday and don't plan on leaving till Monday
  Foxmar320: Im not snowed in but Florida Man is not equiped for cold so im not going outside
 gualdhar: I'm visiting my parents in Georgia to avoid the cold weather. it's 27 F right now. wtf
ThorSokar: I'm NOT late to the party for once?!?!
 TehAmelie: top mastodon trends for me are: #caturday with 165 people and #ChristmasEve with 49
 LadyAiluros: it is just cold here.
 Singenmeister: @smithkurosaki I’m not physically snowed in, but I refuse to leave my warm confines so I’m there in spirit.
 SmithKurosaki: Hey Sokar
 Electrodyne: We actually got up to a balmy 45 degrees today
  Sarah_Serinde: Congrats Sokar 
Tempest2097: It's very cold here, and some of my friends have lost power briefly but we're holding up
ThorSokar: Eyy, Smith
 PharaohBender27: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PST (15m ago).
 Ritaspirithntr: There was ice everywhere yesterday, but then it 20 degrees warmer and rain melted it all away.
 control_rig: It is indeed heckin' windy. Like horizontal icicles windy
  mtvcdm: Santa is now in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
 omdorastrix: @smithkurosaki roads are lightly covered here, but its damn cold and very wimdy
 DigitalSeahorse:    drum roll
 iris_of_ether: The rain is here to melt the ice some, but I'm not driving until I'm sure it's not just one solid slick out there
Tempest2097: I woke up Friday and it was Snowing Sideways
 VorlonScout: Today is just a bit above freezing and slush everywhere, and it's a massive improvement over yesterday's ice and no power for 14 hours
 DeM0nFiRe: No snow here but it's quite cold and windy
  Sarah_Serinde: LRL just needs a little more time in the oven
momalyd: Well I slept in until 9pm on Christmas eve. So I guess this is Christmas now. Looks like it's going to be a 4am Christmas dinner, again.
 SmithKurosaki: @omdorastrix Heckin' Wimdy even?
Laogeodritt meows at chat
GlorySeer: The traditional Baker's CFUT
 gualdhar: are we sure all the LRR folks safely arrived at the moonbase?
 Laurence72: I made it fine, but my sister and her group are stuck on the west side of the state, while Snoqualmie Pass is shut down, so we're looking at a delayed present opening tomorrow
kusinohki: meows back
Laogeodritt mrews at smithkurosaki
 SmithKurosaki pats lao
 DeM0nFiRe: 🐱
Angreed66: Is LRL getting baked?
 Singenmeister: @sarah_serinde it’s live, and something’s already happened.
 DigitalSeahorse: LRL is best served golden brown
 omdorastrix: @smithkurosaki very heckin wimdy...
dilfbifferent: While you wait, why not pick up a "Road Quest Water Bottle" from the LoadingReadyRun store? - this comment brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends.
EricTheOrange: So chatr... Turkey or Ham?
 RockPusher: Kitty‽ 
 PharaohBender27: @Ritaspirithntr That's close to what it's like in Portland - there's still snow, but there's been some melting definitely. Yesterday NO ONE was on the roads
 laundreydhull:    ??
 LadyAiluros: fresh from the oven CFUT
ihlendrax: Same here Electrodyne. Which was enough reason for me to get my routine grocery shopping done.
 NightValien28: EricTheOrange yes
 TimIAm: Nobody wants a LRL that's cold in the middle
 LunarJade: I am definitely not baked.
 yalc321 bork bork
 LunarJade: Oh shit.
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Heather 
 paronomasiac042: I am definitely bakes
 iris_of_ether:   
  mtvcdm: Santa now in Charlottetown, PEI.... and now Moncton, New Brunswick.
 xantos69: Ham
 SmithKurosaki: @EricTheOrange Always turkey if you can maange it
 NightValien28: I want my lrl crispy with a side of french fries
  Foxmar320: lol
Laogeodritt: erictheorange: Soy protein =V
 gualdhar: !lasttweet
  LRRbot: ~lasttweet
 LunarJade: That should be prefaced with [B]
LRRTwitter: [5h ago] @loadingreadyrun> It may be Christmas Eve, but the show must go on! | Join us for a very special episode of LoadingReadyLIVE this evening at 6:00PM Pacific at http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkxanQnaUAAD3qa.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1606758898425540608
 RockPusher:   
 PharaohBender27:      
 Singenmeister: @erictheorange Ham for sure.
 chrono2x: @Laurence72 I had good luck going down through the gorge, but I don't know how that route is currently.
 Ritaspirithntr: CFUT sounds familiar, but I can’t remember. That or I’m just remembering wrong.
  James_LRR: waddup gamers
 LunarJade: [B] In fact, all of those should be prefaced with B.
  Foxmar320: Sup James
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi James
 LadyAiluros: Hey, James!
 TehAmelie: it's worth that little extra time in the render to get the VHS lines
 baskwalla: Oh hai James
 control_rig: Sup James
Snowcookies: Hi santa James
 LunarJade: [B] I am ruining her reputation.
dilfbifferent: Jams!
 Ritaspirithntr: Entertainment is in the Chat!!
  James_LRR: we late? how unlike us 
  mtvcdm: Heather you forgot to bake Beej
 RockPusher:    
 Electrodyne: Why are all the LRR people in chat instead of my TV
 DigitalSeahorse: hji James
 Ritaspirithntr: Hello all!
 SpaceBattery: Hello james!
 yalc321: Gamers? Where!?
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh. Hi Beej.
EricTheOrange: #blamejames
 omdorastrix: is this lrl?  everyone hangin out in chat?
 margieargie: I'm probably not -officially- snowed in, but I'm not in the mood to try and clear off my car in -10/-15 temperatures when all the gatherings I'd be going to are not happening and even if places are open on these days I'm not encouraging that kind of behavior >_>
 DigitalSeahorse: oops
El_Funko: James is here, it's a Xmas miracle
  mowdownjoe: I might rewatch Cam & Ian while I wait for the signal.
 PharaohBender27: @Ritaspirithntr It's the joke 1980s-style channel they made up for certain LRLs, like this one
 Mollylele: @LunarJade if only there were some short pictographic representation of your face available. 
 RockPusher: 
  Graham_LRR: We have some delights for you this evening. Incoming shortly!
  Foxmar320: Hello Graham
 gualdhar: @el_funko how warm is it in Aussieland right now?
wedge_x: More like jamers amirite
Laogeodritt: @mollylele Pahahah
 Davlenagain: evenign and and happy olidays
 DeM0nFiRe: I like delights!
  mtvcdm: Beej, one of these days she's gonna make you get your own Twitch handle
mitomanox: @Graham_LRR 
 Ritaspirithntr: @pharaohbender27 AH! Thank you! 
Kiwijelly subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months, currently on a 27 month streak!
 Kiwijelly: Currently chilled in and can't think of anything very clever to say. I would like to give my internet rando recommendation for Glass Onion, the sequel to Knives Out which is currently on Netflix. I won't say Janelle Monae steals every scene she's in, because that implies they didn't belong to her in the first place. It also feels even more like a lost Agatha Christie adaptation than the last one.
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 LunarJade: @Mollylele [B] I can never remember my own icon.
 DigitalSeahorse: carrot carrot milk  
 control_rig: Eeeeee. Antici...
 control_rig: pation
 SmithKurosaki: Hey G
 LunarJade: :lrrbeeej:
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El_Funko: @gualdhar it's only 28c today in Perth, it's quite nice
ihlendrax: Red rum-spiked eggnog standing by.
 SmithKurosaki: Almost the whole crew is here
 Laurence72: Eh, take your time, get it right, at worst I'll catch what I missed after late night Christmas Eve church service
 Laogeodritt mrews at yalc321
kusinohki: live programming delayed due to f'ut ball
 LunarJade: [B] :lrrbeej:
 Manae: The delights are coming, there's just a tracking issue with the tape. Old VHS is finnicky!
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 yalc321: @Laogeodritt bork
  Sarah_Serinde: Looking forward to it @graham_lrr 
  LunarJade: [B] I don't know how any of this  shit works.
Angreed66: I expect a Cold open after it snowed this week in Victoria
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  mtvcdm: Santa is now in Cape Cod, Massachusetts.
 Nuurgle: 
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sblue333: welp might as well ward off any ads
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 r10pez10: !lovebeej
  LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
 Ritaspirithntr: @lunarjade 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 gualdhar: @el_funko convenient, it's the same temp by me, but in Fahrenheit
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 control_rig: Haha yeah the cold open froze over
 ArdCollider:   
 gnomezome: since we have some time to kill, I thought I would share this fun amphibia x lrr mash up video youtube sent my way, one last time; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaaOkhqRiCE&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE&ab_channel=FoggyMemoryProductions
dilfbifferent: @control_rig >_>
 Laogeodritt: angreed66: It could be HOT snow. Maybe Victoria is under 10MPa of barometric pressure lately!
 SmithKurosaki: This storm out east was so intense, the low stretches to CUBA
 TimIAm: @Laogeodritt Feels like there would be a crapshot about hot snow
 Ritaspirithntr: @laogeodritt Isn’t that just what ash is? 
 Kiwijelly: who else has been watching a lot of Dinosaur content for Dinocember?
 SmithKurosaki: Purple rain, yellow snow
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Embrace the Fromage.
 PharaohBender27: @gnomezome 
kusinohki: hot snow in your area call 1 900 hot snow
 TimIAm: @Kiwijelly Yeah Tappy's streams have been good
Tempest2097: Assuming Victoria has Weather, it might be raining molten iron.
 control_rig: Isn't that just ash?
 HbombAndFriends hugs a giant cheese wheel.
 omdorastrix: -15 on my car at noon today. Without windchill. which probably doubled it...
 SmithKurosaki: @Tempest2097 They are also receiving snow
 Singenmeister: Hey chat, how was your Eve dinner? Any fun dishes tonight?
 Kiwijelly: @TimIAm I've been enjoying PBS Eons and Clint's Reptiles
GlorySeer: If your giant cheese wheel begins talking to you, it may have gone bad.
 SmithKurosaki: @Singenmeister I helped my grandma make pasta
 DigitalSeahorse: not yet
 TheMerricat: @gnomezome NGL that video was kind of awesome.
WearingCats_CwC: I had burgies
Angreed66: You can't accurately double temps without using kelvin
 PharaohBender27: @Singenmeister Just finished eating some scalloped potatoes my father made, with leftovers for lunch!
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Tempest2097: You ever wonder what forecasts for ancient Earth would've been like?
 control_rig: Nice crispy battered fish here.
  Sarah_Serinde: It's the one day a year we make pierogies from scratch
Shadowsoflife: Tacos here
 TehAmelie: i'm having a mini cheese platter
ihlendrax: Had a light meal tonight. Dill pickle soup.
 Singenmeister: @smithkurosaki mmmmm pasta.
 margieargie: I've been stuck away from the get-togethers I've been expecting, and didn't have the ingredients to make anything fancy myself, so it just ended up being veggie burgers and fries
Tempest2097: Like: Forecast, the planet has finally cooled down enough to allow rain.  Expect several oceans to appear
 Laogeodritt: Huh. Apparently Ih form ice barely changes in freezing point wrt pressure. Gotta go around 600Mpa~2.1Gpa and form VI-VII ice to start getting freezing points above 20°C.
  Foxmar320: TV dinner here
  mtvcdm: Santa's now spotted in Hamilton, Bermuda... I wanna be in Bermuda now. Cold sucks.
 PharaohBender27: @Tempest2097 "Well, the clouds look pretty dark, so . . . rain, maybe?"
  Sarah_Serinde: Also the one time a year I make Nanaimo bars :3
dilfbifferent: I had chilidogs in celebration of Sonic's 30th anniversary
 Gizmoloid: @gnomezome Thanks for sharing, this is rad indeed!
 SmithKurosaki: Neat
 Laogeodritt: Damn it, water, why are you so special.
 omdorastrix: grilled cheese here
 PharaohBender27: @dilfbifferent 
 Laogeodritt: sarah_serinde: Nanaimo bras 
 iris_of_ether: Bratwurst after the show tonight, sous vide steak tomorrow, ham a day or two later I think
 SmithKurosaki: Title change
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Ramen noodles. Emptied the fridge in anticipation of visiting fam in MI… then weather happened. Roads out of WYN are still closed 
Spades_Slicc: name change
 gualdhar: I need to find a long lost relative that lives in a warm place south of the equator
 Nuurgle: many air puffs, look like skywater
SharktoothJack: oh, did they call it off?
 TheMerricat: "LoadingReadyRun - Last Live Yesterday" - wow, that's a mood Twitch....
 Laogeodritt: What would a Nanaimo bra even be, chat?
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: WNY*
 DigitalSeahorse: minecraft messed up my sleep schedule so I'll be having dinner later
Tempest2097: That's a question for a paleontologist, what kind of 24 hour rainfall estimates would we be looking at when the oceans formed
  Sarah_Serinde: @sharktoothjack No, soon
 LibraryWitchKei: @Laogeodritt 
Angreed66: And on this hour the title changed...
 Nuurgle: @Laogeodritt layered
 RockPusher:   
  mtvcdm: Whoop, here we go. Santa can go to San Juan, Puerto Rico on his own time.
Terminator_8464: 
SharktoothJack: oooh,  hype
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Tempest2097: SIGNAL
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 Gizmoloid: SIGNAL
 PharaohBender27:  !
 fastlane250:  we get signal 
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kusinohki: ancient earth forecast? "o2 is replacing all the ch4. it's the end of the world!"
 TimIAm:     
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 Sevinon: We're alive!
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 omdorastrix: @talesfromthemanacrypt lake effect getting you guys hard eh?  stay cozy
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 TinoDidriksen: Merry Yule!
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 NightValien28: HERE WE GO
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 RockPusher tops up his beverage
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 wordmogul: We going now!
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 Dog_of_Myth:  
 laundreydhull: @NimrodXIV ....Who!? 
Snowcookies: CRAB
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 Orxolon: 
 RandomTrivia:    
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 HavenDragon: how come we always just miss time for crab 
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 MyrddintheWizard: "merry christmas flesh havers" is the best holiday greeting
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 Ritaspirithntr: @pharaohbender27 OH RIGHT!!! That TV bit on the top of the TV from last years October LRL when Youtube was gone! It came back. 
TacitusVigil: same
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Fa la la la la?
 ArchRequiemD: It feel's like the 80s have returned to us.
  Foxmar320: oh no
 paronomasiac042: house banned
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Laurence72: lol
 BrowneePoints: NELLY
 DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
 ani_laurel: budget
 omdorastrix: vhs filter is on 7/10
JadedCynic: oh man, the color bleed...the rasterization, the VHS tracking glitches.
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 RockPusher:   
 laikagoat: 
 BrowneePoints: HE GETS TO BONE
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 coachNelly: I know that guy
 Maddrius: spent the tarp budget wisely this year
JadedCynic: nice!
 iris_of_ether:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Nelly is the Trombone champ
 Travilogue: Champion!!
Mysticman89: trombone champ is real
 RandomTrivia: Love the desync'ed audio and everything 
 SocraticMethod: Best version of the carols of the bells 1000%
 Laurence72: He's good! Good enough to be a Trombone Champ!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
NimrodXIV: LIve boning on CFUT
Xan_The_Quiet: nelson finally getting to use that college degree
 Nuurgle:   
SaxPython:   
 princess_intell: i didn't know Nelly played the trombone
 RockPusher:   
 TimIAm: @coachNelly Now do cbat
KevinTheShark: Ding fries are done
 BrowneePoints: Nelly getting to flex that Trombone degree
 thraximore: @RandomTrivia OH that's not juts me 
JadedCynic: spoons 
 HbombAndFriends: LRR’s Trombone Champ
ButButTheJesus: *clap*
  Foxmar320: That was indeed music
 Singenmeister: They’d actually very impressive playing
 MyrddintheWizard: Positively Riker on that 'bone.
 KustarKnight: I like that they show that they had a camera to go to to hide the tree movement
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: GET IT NELLy
  mtvcdm: I keep hearing this with the lyrics 'christmas is here, christmas is here' over and over.
 DigitalSeahorse: lol Paul's one note
 arcaneIllumination: At least they didn't let Ian in to the band. Learned their lesson after Feed Dump.
 RealGamerCow: lol the tree
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Nelly takin’ us to the BONE ZONE
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ButButTheJesus: ovar 5000?!
SaxPython: best doots
 fastlane250: SoundHound Card
 jonnykefka: Nelly my brass bro that was excellent
 Zanzabar_: what a trombone champ
 TinoDidriksen: A grand Ukrainian melody.
 DiscordianTokkan: Wait LindX sounds more like Cori now
 Jennie_Fuchsia:   
sunncaeks: I trust them.
 AbraHeron: wooo
  mtvcdm: !killallhumans
  LRRbot: Executing command.
 laundreydhull: 0_o
  Sarah_Serinde: Also honestly G makes a great stage hand 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NightValien28: dmca dmca
 BrowneePoints: Chat reminder that Nelly has a music degree
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 MrForceOfWill: Is Ian reprising his roll of the laughotron
sunncaeks: I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
JadedCynic: Pvt. Instruction
 BrowneePoints: He IS a trombonist lol
 r10pez10: oh right bob ross was a drill sargeant
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh no……
 margieargie: When is this guy getting promoted to sergeant?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Nuurgle: plz send your privates art
 PharaohBender27: @MrForceOfWill It think  is reprising her role as Lindex
 Maddrius: oh no
dilfbifferent: what's an answering machine?
  mtvcdm: Oh yes
possummtg: MR SQUIGGLE
oneupthextraman: this VHS effect is intense
EldarLuin: I'm getting Mr Dress-Up flashbacks
 MrForceOfWill: Still cool no matter what
 gibbousm: a very LRR Xmas
TacitusVigil: @margieargie Never. It's like Major Major Major Major
 DigitalSeahorse: 
oneupthextraman: oh god, is this a reference to the imagination station?
 DiscordianTokkan: He uses Markers, so he's like a militant Mr. Dressup also
 Maddrius: @dilfbifferent an analouge voicemail machine
 ryuhimora: Derek?
 Nuurgle: thanks teen girl on the phone
ButButTheJesus: mmm chocolatte
 RockPusher:  
kusinohki: is general art the highest rank or the lowest rank ??
 CastleOtranto: That;s not snow, that's a truple butt
 NightValien28: that's two butts side by side
 iris_of_ether:   
 SmithKurosaki: Portable hole!
  Foxmar320: Now I want hot chocolate 
 laundreydhull: Ink on Inc.? lawl...
  mtvcdm: I made sure to get some hot chocolate on the way out of work today. After the last few days I think I deserve it.
 margieargie: Mmmm...
Noy2222: Art: Draw horses!
KevinTheShark: Make sure you got plenty of Titanium White for the snow
ButButTheJesus: i'm loving the screen lines fabricy effect
 Singenmeister: Can Arthur be on the next Can’t Draw Horses Club?
Noy2222: Christmas horses!
 BrowneePoints: also that was clean @coachnelly imagine if you did Mannheim Steamroller but just trombone parts lol
PintPullingGeek: Uh-oh, I'm getting Rolf Harris vibes here!
 DigitalSeahorse: that mug gonna crack if it's not made of plastic
PotatoWraiths: LOL
TacitusVigil: Thank you (presumably) Featherweight!
  mowdownjoe: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 TehAmelie: i figure this is about how good a magnet tape recorded 35 years gao might look today. such realism
 thraximore:  
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
  Foxmar320: Kitty!
 Nuurgle: KITTEH
 Mischievous_Catgeist: chonk
 sporkraptor: that is an awesome kitty
 RandomTrivia: Pfffft 
 DiscordianTokkan: Yea, I think that's a Featherweight hand
 wickaboxet: Kitty
ButButTheJesus: cat
 RockPusher: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Loonatic93: @DigitalSeahorse Could be a stainless steel mug.
 Shadowsoflife:  
 fastlane250:  
 flatluigi: sure
 GhostValv: 
 jonnykefka: deffo featherweight. That cat face is distinctive
TheAinMAP: 
Tempest2097: Pfff
 Earthenone:  
 Kiwijelly: if Drawfee was a public access show
 atinyspacemarine: merry christmas chat and lrr!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah this definitely looks like Featherweight's work 
 Laurence72: The Christmas Spirit!
Snowcookies: spoop
NimrodXIV: the traditional holiday frankenstien
 arcaneIllumination:  
 margieargie: Merry Halloween!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Spades_Slicc: The ghost of christmas past ( the tiger )
 Singenmeister: Draw the holy spirit ?
 Decaped: More Gourds!
Tempest2097: Nothing like a nice Christmas Jack-O-Lantern
 DillonEA: "After all................."
  mowdownjoe:  
 RandomTrivia: D'awww, what a cute pumpkin!
 Serpens77: Ever notice how Halloween *never* falls on Christmas?? Really makes you think
Reecer6: festive one-tooth jack-o-lantern
 RealGamerCow: after all, there are several rotting jack-o-lanterns on peoples porches
 CastleOtranto: That's another triple butt! I'm sensing a theme
  corianderd: Serpens77 Exactly!
EricTheOrange: P?
 LinearGif: Everyone hail to the pumpkin king
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
PotatoWraiths: 
JadedCynic: P?
 DiscordianTokkan: P?!
 Anaerin: Hi P!
 KaleidoscopeMind: very specific
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ContingentCat: 
 iris_of_ether: 
sunncaeks: so true
 BrowneePoints: Nelson's kids or P?
 thraximore: 😬
EldarLuin: p?
kamelion84: lol
 tajessa: P?
 TheWanderingNomad: The what now?
 DigitalSeahorse:  bedtime already?
 Ritaspirithntr: Penelope?!
 Singenmeister: Kid has priorities
 PharaohBender27: Really, pretty sure that's Penelope
ThorSokar: haha, called out
 PharaohBender27: *Yeah,
 Maddrius: early bedtimes on a non-school night, heresy
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Reecer6: are we all on a first-initial basis with penelope now?
 MrGibberish: Oh god, she sounds so much older now
 distrustingspectator: is alex the one really doing the drawing???
  mtvcdm: Penelope increasingly getting into the family business huh.
  Graham_LRR: “Kitty detective” is an actual Penelope invention, btw
 sblue333: beej is pretty good at this
 DiscordianTokkan: YESSSS, Featherweight doin' Work here
 margieargie: Needs the deerstalker cap, 0/10
Mysticman89: I wonder what the beej version looks like if he bothered drawing anything at all
JadedCynic: that's a suspiciously specific request    (nice work, young miss)
 BrowneePoints: if that was Penelope I just spontaneously greyed through my whole beard
 sporkraptor: it's Hercule Poirot Kitty!
 emberBecky: aww
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work Penelope
 Gizmoloid: Detective Purr-roit?
LeeshaJoy: Hercule Purroit
Snowcookies: steve!
 sporkraptor: @LeeshaJoy excellent!
sunncaeks: Alright, Steve. If that *is* your real name.
 sblue333: oh it's featherweight? 
JadedCynic: 'ludes!
 BusTed: 🔎
 VorlonScout: @Graham_LRR So this art is canon. Good to know.
ButButTheJesus: steeeeeve...
 laikagoat: ooh, i should watch poirot tomorrow
 ContingentCat: 
KevinTheShark: I hope Penelope gets commission on that concept
 PharaohBender27: @Reecer6 I think it's more likely people couldn't type "Penelope" fast enough 
 jonnykefka: @Graham_LRR Her creative impulses are already showing promise
Spades_Slicc: Been a while since I heard about 'ludes
 LinearGif: I appreciate Penelope's imagination
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang it Steve
dilfbifferent: @grahamlrr Can we get this art as a poster on the LRR store?
EldarLuin: Steeve?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
El_Funko: Luckily my lewds only cost $39.99
 RockPusher: Can't imagine Baxter solving crimes… Finnegan better work on those detecting skills
LeeshaJoy: I would totally watch/read Kitty Detective.
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 Sevinon: lol
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: Ian 
  mtvcdm: IAN
 princess_intell: IAN
 RealGamerCow: 
 sblue333: @PharaohBender27 I think it's also following calling graham G
 bytecaster: @RockPusher "Elementary, my dear Finnegan"
Spades_Slicc: Frankenstein wasn't a doctor
TheAinMAP: 
 fastlane250: thanks, art. thart.
 SnowbirdMike: Historical accuracy is important
JadedCynic: This is Gardening With Greg's DAD, isn't it?  Greg Instruction...
EldarLuin: Give it a sprig of holly
 thraximore: 
 Kiwijelly: @Spades_Slicc He told everyone he was
 PharaohBender27: 
kamelion84: lol
 laundreydhull: 
  mtvcdm: Ian, why
 SmithKurosaki: yasss
ButButTheJesus: JAWOHL!
 princess_intell: Ian again!!
Tempest2097: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Laurence72: LOL
 GhostValv: 
  Foxmar320: Ian 
 sporkraptor: uuummmmm
JadedCynic: mmmm, dried apricots
Snowcookies: lol
 arcaneIllumination: To be fair, the doctor was also a monster.
 Sevinon: I believe his name is Ian
 SK__Ren: Krampus!
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 Singenmeister: “Young man”
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LeeshaJoy: I want some dried apricots now
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: lol
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 Kiwijelly: Krampusnacht was ages ago!
EricTheOrange: @Reecer6 it's kinda a thing that chat calles Graham G so itjust kinda became a thing to call penelope P.
 SocraticMethod: Was he calling from argentina 
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 TehAmelie: you'd think taking a bushel of suggestions and "then" composing a drawing would work better for this show xD
 PharaohBender27: @SocraticMethod 
JadedCynic: krampus ...actually does look like what Art did with Frank's Monster
 RockPusher: Ronda or Rhonda?
 SmithKurosaki: One of my grandmas neighbours brought cookies over today. Including ginger molasses 
 RandomTrivia: @arcaneIllumination The classic joke proceeding thus: "Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster, Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein *was* the monster"
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Dang it, Rhonda
LeeshaJoy: Krampusstein
sunncaeks: RhonDUH
 Simriel: It's chrimas already, why are these people still going!
 princess_intell: it's NOT A PHASE MOM
 Singenmeister: He’s going through the “problem years?!”
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie live audience: not even once
 Simriel: is the Boxing Day stream on tomorrow?
 margieargie: At least it's not that weird sexy lady Krampus
 SocraticMethod: @Singenmeister 3-4 years old when babies are testing boundaries
 SnowbirdMike: Make sure you leave room for ALF in the picture. Snta needs his ALFS
teddywhosabear: aw, bert
  mtvcdm: Tomorrow is tingle times
 Kiwijelly: @SocraticMethod the people you are referencing actually outlawed Krampusnacht as a decadent and primitive celebration.
 Sevinon: @Simriel 26th
sunncaeks: It really has been.
kusinohki: props to beej.  he's pretty good at matching the hand motions of featherweight
EldarLuin: "No? Thankgoodness"
NimrodXIV: ART!
JadedCynic: d'aww, yay for Bert representation 
 Simriel: Right it's the 24th still xD
 RandomTrivia: ART!
 thraximore: this is Art!
 DiscordianTokkan: @Simriel 36-48 hours from now
ButButTheJesus: ART!
 RockPusher:   
 PharaohBender27: @Simriel Two days from now. Tomorrow is  and  Playing Tingle's Rupeeland Adventure
 Ritaspirithntr: ART!
 MyrddintheWizard: Art!
 Simriel: Why are they streaming on Chrimpas
ButButTheJesus: C U B E
 MyrddintheWizard:  !
 sgowell: Featherweight?
JadedCynic: Surplus Sam's
  Foxmar320: Yesss
 NightValien28: endowment arts
 BrowneePoints: don't publicly show your Private Arts
 Outis_190: draw me a cubist sphere pls Art!
 Simriel: Is Beej the Grinch?
JadedCynic: oh yay
 LordZarano: 
EldarLuin: Muscle touch!
 Nuurgle: @Simriel they want to
 DiscordianTokkan: Muscle Toucin!
ButButTheJesus: oh heck
JadedCynic: Muscle Buddy's back!
 Welbog: Muscle touch
 Kiwijelly: @SocraticMethod and you know, 'cause they were a-holes
 DigitalSeahorse:  touch workout
 RealGamerCow: I forgot about Muscle touch
 sblue333: susan and jerry are friendship goals
  Sarah_Serinde: Because it's Christmas and they can do what they like 
sunncaeks: Why are we watching on Scrimblus?
 BrowneePoints: I love the Muscle Touching couple
 tajessa: heck yeah muscle touching!
  mtvcdm: What if I don't have any muscles?
ButButTheJesus: OH GDI
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh no…..
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 Davlenagain: touch with consent....
 iris_of_ether: 
 Mollylele: 👉💪
 Simriel: @nuurgle I don't trust you though... it's all the Plagues 
Reecer6: wait, the trademark was on muscle, not buddy
 dougma: 
 Welbog: Merry crimes
dilfbifferent: the Finglonger?
 Shadowsoflife: 
JadedCynic: funded to us by the Canadian Govermen...oh, they went capitalist
 RandomTrivia: "soft yet firm artificial finger" is a horrifying #BrandNewSentence
SquidVorb: uh
Reecer6: LOVE DOCTORS!!!
 RockPusher: 
Tempest2097: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 flatluigi: lmao
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
  mtvcdm: snrk
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
kamelion84: lol
 fastlane250: 
  Foxmar320: I need one of those!
  mowdownjoe: Invented by Bacon Ruthersworth... wait.
 BrowneePoints: Krav Maga!!!!
 PharaohBender27: Nice lore callback
LeeshaJoy: oh hi Love Doctors
JadedCynic: (I think it's just the krav maga)
 tajessa: muscle (TM)
 TehAmelie: it's like those electric muscle stimulators they used to sell on home shopping network, but for an age before electricity
 Pheonix888: covid safe muscle touching, yay!
 gualdhar: I was expecting the muscle buddy to be attached to a rotor...
 arcaneIllumination:  ?
  mtvcdm: Of course it's $19.95
 Serpens77: oh, thee Love Doctors got back together?
 Simriel: For just..
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow what a deal
 Earthenone: !store
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 Simriel: 95?
 flatluigi: oh my god
 DigitalSeahorse: so touching   
Tempest2097: HELL YEAH
 Outis_190: buy one get one full price
 RandomTrivia: 
ButButTheJesus: 
EricTheOrange: lol
 iris_of_ether: *SNERK*
 RockPusher: Organ 
ThorSokar: hahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
sunncaeks: Muscle™️Buddy
 ContingentCat: 
 Mr_Whyt: sunday sunday sunday!?
TacitusVigil: which province is ZA again?
 sblue333:  OMG
 Nigouki: is that a PowerFist brand work glove? can't tell with the CRT effect
 RockPusher: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: OH  MY GOD
 Sevinon: GRAHAM
EricTheOrange: booooo
 GhostValv: wowie
NimrodXIV: how dare
ButButTheJesus: GRAHAM
 sporkraptor: looool
Tempest2097: I love this so much
 Darleysam: I, too, love Powerthirst
 sblue333: "This christmas christmas christmas"
 SnowbirdMike: hahaha
 Outis_190: this stadium is gonna be packed to the choir-rafters
 BrowneePoints: god...damnit @graham_lrr I spit took as a former Christmas Choir member
  Foxmar320: Graham had a good time with this
 DigitalSeahorse: 
sunncaeks: More like Agrodome
 call_me_Aras: \Snicker
  mtvcdm: I think the winner faces Julie for th world title
 Laurence72: Bravo!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: Zither Hut!
 MyrddintheWizard: I feel I will pay for the whole seat, but I will only need the edge.
kusinohki: oh no.... a choral battle royale!
 SymphonicLolita: 
  Graham_LRR: Blame Kathleen, she wrote that
JadedCynic: "you might not be able to Handel all these Messiahs" 
TheAinMAP: 
sunncaeks: Err. Aggro.
 SocraticMethod: You'll pay for the whole stemma but will only need the 1/4th!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR That absolutely tracks
 NightValien28: thank you kathleen
 Mollylele: this smells like a Kathleen choral tirade
 jonnykefka: @MyrddintheWizard My better half just pointed to this chat and nodded fiercely
 Ritaspirithntr: How many takes are required to get something like that in one try without laughing?
 Sevinon: Yes, Graham, but you still chose to read it!
ButButTheJesus: @SocraticMethod THANK you
 sblue333: 
 RandomTrivia: BENJAMIN
 Outis_190: ben!
  mtvcdm: Got there
NimrodXIV: oh my gawd
 Welbog: Yule Technology
EricTheOrange: booooo
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Nigouki: boooooo
 tajessa: YULE TECHNOLOGY
 DiscordianTokkan: YULE TECHNOLOGY
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Dog_of_Myth: Yule Technology.
  mowdownjoe: BEN
dilfbifferent: wow
Sirius2010: is this a whole prerecorded episode?
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePoints: Yule Technology!
Snowcookies: Yule Technology!
 iris_of_ether: Benjamin.
TheAinMAP: 
 HavenDragon: YULE TECHNOLOGY
 fastlane250:  again
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 margieargie: Y u l e t e c h n o l o g y
ButButTheJesus: Yule Technology!
sunncaeks: l0l
EricTheOrange: "ouaffle"
 IbunWest: That is some hair
 flatluigi: ouaffle
 DigitalSeahorse: Wissmash!
 thraximore: 
 sporkraptor: ouaffle
 KaleidoscopeMind: ouaffle
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 Shadowsoflife: XD 
  mtvcdm: LRRBot, what is your wish?
 BrowneePoints: quick someone make that the new gif with period appropriate font!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 hyralt: Yule technology!
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Accept imitations from hot, rich people.
 Outis_190: @sirius2010 i believe so?
kusinohki: I'm having too much of a COOL YULE...
  Foxmar320: omg
 HbombAndFriends: Y U L E T E C H N O L O G Y
Tempest2097: The Desire Box?
 SymphonicLolita: hm.
 sporkraptor: um
 tajessa: graham
 Ceris75: LOL
 gualdhar:   
Tempest2097: Oh my
  Sarah_Serinde: That is quite a last name 
EricTheOrange: mmmm box
 Laurence72: Boy, It's amazing how quickly G's hair grew back!
 sblue333: I really hope we see another commercial for "the crowbar"
jacobc131: New hair is looking for Graham
Boon_33: great hair
 InquisitorGaia: ITS PIFFS
 Mr_Whyt: dirry
DrasonSpike: hot
 DigitalSeahorse:  letters
 Ceris75: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
TacitusVigil: Snail mail!
JadedCynic: that hair is VERY 80's - looks like the tips are so frosted, it's a perm
neonNeptunian: and i like vIDEO GAMES
 KevinTheShark: Awesome! Thanks hyralt!
 sporkraptor: that wig is *amazing*
sunncaeks: video gaems
Riandisa: Nice quality box
 Echo__AJ: Thanks Piff’s!
 RockPusher: Remember paddles
  Foxmar320: A second paddle! wow
 Outis_190: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't rub Go-Gurt into any open wounds.
 flatluigi: oh no
  mowdownjoe: VIDEO GAMES... wait
 gualdhar: 
Tempest2097: 
 GhostValv: D:
 Inglonias: uh
TheAinMAP: 
kamelion84: lol
ButButTheJesus: ouaffle no
  mtvcdm: I can see where this is going already
 sblue333: Calling it all the gifts are book
 DeM0nFiRe: 🤔
 Nuurgle: I dunno, Ouaffle's Up with you?
 tajessa: I love "meteoric lateral move"
EricTheOrange: lateral from what....?
Noy2222: I enjoy video games!
 margieargie: Is a desire box like a desire path?
JadedCynic: @RockPusher potentiometers! Yay, I'm OLD! 
 RandomTrivia: Holy shit, "meteoric lateral move" completely crashed my brain 
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 SymphonicLolita: ohno!
dilfbifferent: book
 PharaohBender27: That's a lot of requests
 laundreydhull: wu- it read out, "Dear Wishlist"?
 Redbassist: ohno
 wickaboxet: @erictheorange we don’t ask those dangerous questions
JadedCynic: "Oh No!"™ brand cookies
 tajessa: book time
 omdorastrix: ohnos are my fav
simply_astra: back into the desire box sounds like a euphemism of some kind.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
dilfbifferent: yup
 PharaohBender27: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: ouevery
TheAinMAP: 
 Heckhoundbolt: Book
 fastlane250: an entire spaceship? that's a big responsibility...
ButButTheJesus: ouaffle pls
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 sblue333: Oaefulls up
kamelion84: 
 DigitalSeahorse: wishmas as in you get to wish but you don't get it granted
  Foxmar320: Those kids are going to be SO happy to get that book
  mowdownjoe: Ouaffles no
 Ceris75: Ahoffals Up
 SymphonicLolita: d e s i r e b o x
  Graham_LRR: @laundreydhull it was actually “wishmans”
  mtvcdm: Awful Ouaffle
TacitusVigil: a simple story of a simple man
 sblue333: ouef-fle?
 laundreydhull: I thought they were written to Ouaffle...
NimrodXIV: ooo, 22 inch
 SnowbirdMike: oh no cookies come in a variety of unmarked THC values
 Anaerin: 22 whole inches?
dilfbifferent: buk
 SmithKurosaki: lol 22"
   Anubis169: Aww 
JadedCynic: BIG?  Oh right - 80s
 princess_intell: 22 inch is big?
simply_astra: oupheffle?
dilfbifferent: called it
 Echo__AJ: A bit of wish-miss I think
ButButTheJesus: ouaffle why
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 Kiwijelly: did you adapt this joke from The Goes Wrong Show?
 Anaerin: Not even a large-print edition?
neonNeptunian: ffffpfhaa
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
Snowcookies: I think this guy is a scammer 
 lackingsanity: our
 sporkraptor: ouall the voices
Reecer6: ouall?
 tajessa: oh nooooo
  Foxmar320: 
   Anubis169: woooooooooow
 thraximore: oh NO (yes)
 RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR How long did it take you to find the perfect pronunciation of "Ouaffle"?
 Outis_190: g-all the voices
JadedCynic: @princess_intell notice they didn't say COLOR; it's probably a Philco
 dougma: I remember getting a 22" CRT.... only thing larger than it's weight was it's price tag
 Welbog: Ouall
 InquisitorGaia: oall the voices
 sporkraptor: oualiday cheer
 atinyspacemarine: oeuaffles
 DigitalSeahorse:  poor grandpa won't be able to read it 
 LibraryWitchKei: @DigitalSeahorse He's getting the audiobook version
 BrowneePoints: omg
  mtvcdm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_plum
 serramarkov: I made it!
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheMerricat: @digitalseahorse That's why it was the audio edition!! 
 Outis_190: oh gods help us all
 margieargie: Awww, no tureens this time
 SymphonicLolita: d r e a m s
 KevinTheShark: I have a bad feeling about this
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 tajessa: oh wow
EricTheOrange: I recently found out what a sugar plum was
 iris_of_ether: *yes*
 DigitalSeahorse: oh audio 
   Anubis169: I feel like I'm in a fever dream... watching early morning TV at 3am-4am
JadedCynic: that blazer
 sblue333: LMAO
 BrowneePoints: yall keep finding new ways to do teens on the street and it's so good
 corefluxx: do robots dream of electric sugar plums?
 tajessa: I am experiencing fear
 arcaneIllumination: What IS a sugar plum?
ButButTheJesus: @mtvcdm TIL
Sk1nnee: street dreams are made of wreaths
  mtvcdm: the hard left turn
LeeshaJoy: Electric Sugarplums is the name of my Boards of Canada cover band.
 LadyAiluros: @Anubis169 I think that's kinda the point
WearingCats_CwC: Electric sheep?
 DiscordianTokkan: The rare Victoria Snow really helps here
 HbombAndFriends: Well, it’s too cold for turines.
EricTheOrange: @arcaneIllumination short answer, hard candies
 MrGibberish: @anubis169 That’s about right
 SocraticMethod: What is this music? So familiar
 DigitalSeahorse:  wreathes
   Anubis169: LadyAiluros: It's a good feeling, haven't got this feeling in ages
 flatluigi: oh my god i thought that was going to be the whole segment
 BrowneePoints: @arcaneillumination I believe it's a candied plum
 iiieye: kerbal
sunncaeks: Wreathes, baybeeeee!!!1
JadedCynic: um, is he holding the mike up to his neck?
 DigitalSeahorse: wreathe around
 arcaneIllumination: @EricTheOrange @BrowneePoints Thanks
 Kiwijelly: Ian looks so cold
JadedCynic: that IS a nice wreath
 RockPusher: Such realistic snowy set-dressing 
 Ritaspirithntr: Ah yes!! A glimpse of ALL the snow Victoria got. 
 tajessa: next wreath!
 Featherweight_: Oh, I love the new filmed tv effect
 luna_flame: Wreaths
 sblue333: I love the music for this
 Anaerin: @JadedCynic It's hiding in his beard.
 fastlane250: circles on the culdesac
EldarLuin: Ah, the recent snow fall....
 wordmogul: That’s a lot of snow, Victoria, I’m impressed
 Spacecarl: god I love the sinister music
  Graham_LRR: @featherweight_ thanks!
Noy2222: Wow! All that snow must cost a fortune!
 DigitalSeahorse: everyone salt your walks for this guy
 Kiwijelly: I like that one
  mowdownjoe: Yes, this is snow.
 Echo__AJ: @sk1nnee Oh, that is just too good. You do need to leave because of the pun intensity, but it should still be acknowledged
 jonnykefka: wait did it actually snow in the PNW?
 SmithKurosaki: yes
 SajuukSjet: i should have expected something like this, after he did Tureens on the Street
 Loonatic93: That's a moderate amount of snow.
 BrowneePoints: @featherweight_ the scan line is perfect
  mtvcdm: What are the wreathes' desires? Their wants? Their needs?
 KevinTheShark: A sugar plum is exactly what you'd expect. Its dried plums covered in sugar
Reecer6: what??? got door jumpscared
Sk1nnee: @Echo__AJ ty ty i'll see myself out
JadedCynic: yeah, storm doors were big business back then
EricTheOrange: @BrowneePoints Thats what I thought as well but it seems in middle english a "plum" was a generic term for any small roughly spherical object.
TheAinMAP: This is also a storm door review.
 sporkraptor: danish ingenuity XD
 InquisitorGaia: i think ian put the wig on different this time
ButButTheJesus: smart!
sunncaeks: Ahh. An NC wreathe.
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ian walks like those shoes are 5 sizes too big
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 thraximore: @TheAinMAP true 
kusinohki: which came first?  the sketch or the snow??
 Welbog: Is anything not storm?
 PharaohBender27: @Loonatic93 Or, for Victoria, a "we need to shut the city down" amount 
 Laurence72: I hope that these are non LRR people who are willing to let Ian do his silliness on their property
 wickaboxet: How much did LRR have to appease the weather deities for this set?
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 gualdhar: how many times did someone slip on the ice shooting this?
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 sporkraptor: no more wreaths!
  mtvcdm: And there you have it
 chimingfish: ok stop wreaths
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Graham_LRR: This wasn’t the original plan
 TheMerricat: "A sugar plum originated as a piece of dragée or hard candy made of hardened sugar in a small round or oval shape. "Plum" in the name of this confection does not always mean plum in the sense of the fruit of the same name, but commonly refers to small size and spherical or oval shape. Traditional sugar plums often contained no fruit, but were instead hardened sugar balls."
Noy2222: What if more wreaths?
 Arclight_Dynamo: I find myself disappointed at how poorly the streets and sidewalks have been plowed.
 sblue333: ooooo that was a good tie-up
TacitusVigil: it's more of an ellipse
Tempest2097: @Graham_LRR What WAS the original plan
NimrodXIV: that is not how to shovel
TheAinMAP: Franklin has demonstrated a loop.
 Dog_of_Myth: Clearing the sidewalk, Nice
 Outis_190: Turk, you need to investigate ur-wreath-ra
 Laogeodritt: I see the crew's made full use of the snow. XD
 sporkraptor: XD
 Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 Oh, I'm sure.  I just have the perspective of someone from the Upper Midwest.
JadedCynic: oof, this Victoria looks like somewhere I'd be walking around in waterproof knee-high boots, gloves, scarf and hat with a nice sturdy jacket
Snowcookies: omg
 tajessa: oh my
  mowdownjoe: Ian no... that's not how you shovel
 DeM0nFiRe: 
TacitusVigil: How decadent
 RockPusher:  
 margieargie: Still better than Elf on the Shelf honestly
 DigitalSeahorse: push the snow, no lifting unless with the knees
SquidVorb: 
EricTheOrange: I'm getting some video/sound disconnect.  considering what this is that could be intentional.
 lackingsanity: lmao
 laundreydhull: his next meale:     
 ContingentCat:   
   Anubis169: bahahahahaha
EldarLuin: @margieargie Everything is better than Elf on a Shelf.
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Mysticman89: ah capitalism, the true spirit of christmas
 PharaohBender27: Is that a Vanilla Ice action figure?:
 SymphonicLolita: I instantly believe this
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Outis_190: 💀💀💀
 BrowneePoints: Ian is from Alberta he knows how to shovel snow
 sblue333: @TheMerricat thanks for saving me a wikipedia trip
SquidVorb: OOF
ButButTheJesus: i am upset
 Dog_of_Myth: Too real
 flatluigi: oh no
 sblue333: uhhhhhhhh
 tenthtechpriest: too real
 SmithKurosaki: LO
  mowdownjoe: TOO REAL
 tajessa: ouch
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Ritaspirithntr: @erictheorange I don’t think it’s intentional.
 RockPusher: 
Snowcookies: lmao
 Kiwijelly: AHA
 Decaped: It all makes sense! Waffles is an AI generated audiobook!
 Anaerin: Wow.
whopsyd: CAPITALISM!
 Ba_Dum_Tish: Stop Ian
 Despoiler98:     this is too real
 sblue333: hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
opheliaaah:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonicLolita: too real
 suprhero7: 
  Foxmar320: Ill take 5
 tajessa: 
Tempest2097: LRR showing Zero chill there
 sblue333: Too tru
 ContingentCat:  too real Ian
 flatluigi: jelly?
   Anubis169: LOL that disclaimer
 Spacecarl: oh no autonomous dolls
dilfbifferent: help, my sensibilities were attacked
TacitusVigil: and sometimes a sink
JadedCynic: WATER BEDS!
 Anaerin: Wait, the doll is AUTONOMOUS?
 tajessa: jelly bed?
 margieargie: Mmmm... sensual
neonNeptunian: jelly,, bed???
 PharaohBender27: Also, if the "Sand Hill Road" is the one in the Bay Area, I've *driven* on that road
 fastlane250: nooze count
 InquisitorGaia: jelly bed?
 laikagoat: 
 DigitalSeahorse: jelly bed? 
 Featherweight_: I want one.
 TetraRay: i want a jelly bed, sounds tasty
 DiscordianTokkan: mmmm Jelly Bed
  mtvcdm: Beware of marmalade beds
 Despoiler98:     thanks I hate it
  LunarJade: [B]  I AM ATTACKED
 Kiwijelly: did anyone catch the disclaimer?
 LinearGif: what flavor jelly bed
 MyrddintheWizard: Jelly bed is...SUCH a  disturbing thought.
 BrowneePoints: god remember when beds were only 500 bucks
 CastleOtranto: Ow, my childhood
 Featherweight_: give jelly bed
SquidVorb: what
 mitomanox: I've peed my pants multiple times already. This is genius as usual.
  mowdownjoe: Man, water beds were cool.
 RockPusher: That sounds horrific but intriguing
 InquisitorGaia: ANIMAL BASED JELLY????
ThorSokar: hhahahaha
 ContingentCat: animal based jelly?!
 Loonatic93: Better than a Creeper (World) Bed.
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Jelly, What the FUT lol
JadedCynic: (think using hot water instead of cold and then adding several packets of Jello powder
 Heckhoundbolt: Filled with what
 TheMerricat: animal based jellies
 tajessa: you keep saying Jelly bed. why are you doing this.
 Davlenagain: i miss when beds were that cheap
 sporkraptor: gaunchman avenue
 sblue333: what if I want to autoclave it?
 KevinTheShark: Animal based Jelly? Sign me up!
 thraximore: autoclaved 
 Maddrius: autoclaved? a bed?!?!
JadedCynic: ah, here we go
drawnbinary: they start solid and get softer over time
 MrGibberish: Autoclaved?
 DigitalSeahorse: Jelly Danish xD 
 laundreydhull: No, IAN. Keep going. These "Wealths need to know how to feel h u r t.
ghost_waz: magicland 
  Graham_LRR: @lunarjade hi Beej! Kathleen wrote that one too
TacitusVigil: No Gibb?
 sblue333: yesssss
 emberBecky: yayy
 RealGamerCow: https://myfurnituremecca.com/product/jelly-bed/
 sblue333: I love dicknes
 Outis_190: im always nervous when Paul brings out the soft voice
 Despoiler98:     PUPPET TIME
 margieargie: Who's playing the parts of Ignorance and Want?
 LadyAiluros: ahhhh
 arcaneIllumination: Wrong book?
 jonnykefka: In my headcanon, this and the crab guy are actually the same person in universe as well.
 LadyAiluros: I just got done teaching this
 tajessa: ahhhhhh
 RockPusher: Yup, completely dead
Noy2222: Dude! Spoilers!
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 arcaneIllumination: Oh, never mind.
 Despoiler98:   completely ded
 burleyboar: The little known sequel?
JadedCynic: bit of a bummer start, yeah
 RockPusher: 
WearingCats_CwC: Super ded
EricTheOrange: mmmm saucepan
  mtvcdm: Straight from the saucepan? Monster
 DigitalSeahorse:  ded
 RandomTrivia: Gibb!
 Outis_190: marly & marley???
 laundreydhull: 
 SkylerRingtail: OH NO
 DigitalSeahorse: GIBB
 tajessa: GIBB!
ButButTheJesus: Gibb!
 BrowneePoints: I would actually pay for an Audiobook of Paul reading Christmas Carol
 Loonatic93: Straight out of the Saucepan eh?  I get it.
   Anubis169: Ebeneezer Gibb
 awmcmillan: hi gibb
 Ritaspirithntr: GIBB!!!!!
 Heckhoundbolt: GIBB
josh___something: oh NOOOO XD
Bubblefish: Gibb!
ecocd: uh oh
TacitusVigil: Hooray!
 InquisitorGaia: love the scenery
 Outis_190: aaaaaaaa
 paronomasiac042: oh *yes*
 thraximore: YESSSSS
 sblue333: yessssss
 tajessa: oh my fuck
 DeM0nFiRe: ahhhhh
 Orxolon: Gibb!!!
ButButTheJesus: NO
 Despoiler98:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh Goo
 Laurence72: AHHHHHHHHHHH
 margieargie: Oh dear...
 MirandaArqayla: Oh NOOO
TheAinMAP: 
 Heckhoundbolt: amazing
  Foxmar320: Thats cursed
 Ritaspirithntr: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
 LadyAiluros: Gibbeneezer Scrooge
opheliaaah: fair and fair
kamelion84: lol
JadedCynic: Gibb Scrooge, and Bartleby Marley
Dmc3628: and bartleby
LeeshaJoy: Gibbenezer Scrooge
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RockPusher: 
 laundreydhull: weh?
JadedCynic: sigh
 BrowneePoints: OMG WE GOT THE CHRISTMAS CAROL PARODY WE JOKED ABOUT WEDNESDAY
 RandomTrivia: 
NimrodXIV: 
 chimingfish: the ghost of bartlebys past!?
 ChaseLazuli:  
 Despoiler98: SCHHOOOO DE VEVE
 RockPusher: hahahahahahahahaa
  Foxmar320: LOL
 tajessa: oh Bartleby never change
   Anubis169: hahahaha
 thraximore: 
  mowdownjoe: Bartleby no
  Sarah_Serinde: Bartleby pls
 FacelessManAboutTown: Robert Marley...Bob Marley
 HbombAndFriends: It was Jacob Marley. Robert was a different guy.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 PharaohBender27: Point of order,  TOTALLY skipped over Dickens' aside about "why is it 'dead as a doornail,' and not 'dead as a coffin nail?'"
 Ritaspirithntr: @browneepoints Why have you done this to us?
 KevinTheShark: BTW, seeing as Europe has already reached it, Merry Christmas everyone!
JadedCynic: Poor Gibb
 Despoiler98: come on Bartleby
neb_200: Retro style Live?
 sporkraptor: Bartleby
 Davlenagain: poor gibb
kalamstrifevii: Gibb! and... Bartleby... shoot
Snowcookies: acting!
 Heckhoundbolt: Bartlely
 ArchRequiemD: Poor Gibb is suffering
 LadyAiluros: we're Marley and Marley ... Avarice and greed
 burleyboar: Anti improve
 tajessa: Bartleby no
  Foxmar320: I love the set
 Outis_190: I've worked with actors less professional than Bartleby
Zalthia: I love them
 Anaerin: @PharaohBender27 They skipped over a LOT. For time, probably.
  mtvcdm: Bartleby at least try to follow the script
 BrowneePoints: Jacob Martleby. it's right there
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RockPusher:  
ButButTheJesus: bartleby stahp
 PharaohBender27: Bartleby, Kurbrick was actually . . . not a nice guy
 BrowneePoints: and Gibbeneezer Scrooge
 Heckhoundbolt: Bart
 RandomTrivia: Pffffft 
 tajessa: Gibb is a consummate professional
 Spacecarl: Gibb is trying so hard
 princess_intell: martleby why
 Nuurgle: Gibb's in fur
 Laurence72: I can't wait for teh Pistachio ghost!
 Maddrius: Gibb trying so hard to land this
   Anubis169: lol Gibb looks like he's choking back an exasperated sigh
JadedCynic: there's the line 
 laundreydhull: Bartleby,  
Zalthia: I love Gibb
 RockPusher: mmmmm, cheese dreams
 DigitalSeahorse: 3 more?
 sporkraptor: well that's... going
neb_200: What the heck.. is Happening
TheAinMAP: 
ButButTheJesus: more of gravy than of grave
 Orxolon: Gibb got scrooged
 TheMerricat: lol
NimrodXIV: just how I remember it
 iris_of_ether: 
MechaKuuga: Gibb as the straight man is the best
   Anubis169: Neb, welcome!
 DigitalSeahorse: 4 total?
 RockPusher: the ghost of gravy past
 Outis_190: @butbutthejesus yung gravy
 DigitalSeahorse: uh
 tajessa: Pistachio incoming?
 Anaerin: Gibb is trying to Improv, and Bartlebey's entirely "No, also"
 BrowneePoints: COME IN! AND KNOW ME BETTER MAN!
LeeshaJoy: oh jeez is Bartley playing all the ghosts
 RockPusher: Bong!
 KevinTheShark: Bartleby got cheesed?? That's rough
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse yep; including Marley, Scrooge was visited by four ghosts total
kusinohki: I might have to watch muppet xmas carol tomorrow...
 Outis_190: aaaaaa
drawnbinary: Bartleby no-ing harder than that one song i keep hearing in tiktok videos i keep getting sent
 tajessa: oh god
 TheMerricat: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: aaaaaaaa
 PharaohBender27: 
 Maddrius: oh no
 sblue333: 
 RandomTrivia: aaaaAAAAAaaaaa
 MyrddintheWizard: The bandana is very good
 LinearGif: There is more gravy about you than grave!
 RainyMint: aaaaaaaaaa
 Ba_Dum_Tish: creepy doll should be Christmas future
 Heckhoundbolt: OH NO
 jonnykefka: the neck movement there was genuinely unsettling
kamelion84: 
   Anubis169: LOL
 RandomTrivia: 
DMGlol: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 MyrddintheWizard: Lul
 tajessa: Bartleby please
 LadyAiluros: bartleby plz
 SymphonicLolita: 
 jonnykefka: The muppet italian job
NimrodXIV: wut
 RockPusher: You're only supposed to blow the turkey's doors off!
 Welbog: Bartleby is into Gonzo?
  mowdownjoe: Bartleby pls
 NightValien28: gonzo bartleby otp
  Sarah_Serinde: I've gotta watch the Muppet Christmas Carol tomorrow
 tajessa: Bartleby I beg you
 NightValien28: gonby ship
  mtvcdm: Gibb is desperate to make the script a relevant concept in this whole thing
 Shadowsoflife: Same @Sarah_Serinde
  Foxmar320: Oh give us the good dirt Bartelby
 laundreydhull:    Bartleby
KillThreeRats: This has big "wrangling the kids for the christmas play" vibes.
 Ritaspirithntr: Bartleby……..get out.
 Sevinon: Oh god
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
 Outis_190: I did!
neonNeptunian: _nobody wanted that_
 RainyMint: Oh my
 tajessa: Bartleby NO.
 fuzzy_died: I want that
Zalthia: uhhhhh
 PharaohBender27: 
ThorSokar: hahahaha
JadedCynic: NOBODY WANTED THAT
 margieargie: I wanted that...
 RealGamerCow: "That's just something you did"
 sporkraptor: oooookay XD
   Anubis169 dies laughing twice
 awmcmillan: we want that
dilfbifferent: ha
 princess_intell: BARTLEBY
 RandomTrivia: Bartleby please
teddywhosabear: omg
 Dog_of_Myth: Stupid sexy ghosts
 BrowneePoints: Paul looked absolutely concerned
sunncaeks: Oh, Bartleby.
 Heckhoundbolt: Amazing
 Ceris75 waanted that
 sblue333: Im imagining this play out with the two town library volunteers under the stage
 niccus: rare footage of gibb as the adult in the room
 HavenDragon: now i want that...
 Anaerin: @Sarah_Serinde Indeed you do. And if you have Apple+ you can watch the FULL version with "When Love Is Gone" restored to it's RIGHTFUL place.
 burleyboar: This is amazing.
  mowdownjoe: 
 princess_intell: never change bartleby
 Heckhoundbolt: 
 LinearGif: And suddenly the heavens were filled with a multitude of sexy ghosts
 pn55: 100
 Outis_190: aaaa
  Sarah_Serinde: @anaerin Don't worry, I've got the correct version
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 InquisitorGaia: best reading/acting of christmass carol ever
 Sevinon: omg
kamelion84: lol
 RockPusher: 
 tajessa: Gibb don't open this side I'm dying
 SajuukSjet: having just watched Muppets Xmas carol like, a couple hours ago, this is hilarious
 RandomTrivia: "Gibb don't open this side" 
 DeM0nFiRe: "don't open this side" 
 margieargie: "I'm 37, that's not young!"
 ryuhimora: wher's Pistachio?
  Foxmar320: lol this is perfect
 SymphonicLolita: task failed successfully
 sblue333: 
 BrowneePoints: THE SHADE
Riandisa: love the set work. very immersive
 sblue333: I'm dying
Snowcookies: this was filmed on the 20th confirmed
 jonnykefka: I mean he's not wrong...this year
  Sarah_Serinde: I love the "don't open this side" part
 RockPusher: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 BrowneePoints: WHAT!? WALKER!
 thraximore: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Good touch 
   Anubis169: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Davlenagain: assmaster christmass editon would be interesting...
 Outis_190: crachet is pistachio, calling it now
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 TehAmelie: maybe Gibb has a shot at the featherweight division this year
 Davlenagain: i think i mistyped
 KevinTheShark: Boom! Surprise Pistachio
NimrodXIV: HA
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MechaKuuga: 
 Ritaspirithntr: 
  mowdownjoe: BARTLEBY PLS
Tempest2097: 
   Anubis169: ACTING!
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
 RockPusher: hahahahahahaha
ButButTheJesus: DAMMIT
 sporkraptor: great, we got there
 BrowneePoints: hi chat I did reader's theatre of this 5 years in a row 
   Anubis169: 
ThorSokar: HAHAHAHA
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 Sevinon: This slayed me
 RandomTrivia: 
  Foxmar320: I like this version of the story
 DiscordianTokkan: PFFT
 thraximore: 
DacquoiseTart: oof big mood
 Maddrius: exit stage right
josh___something: 
 SnowbirdMike: Really love the CRT presentation and the nostalgia it invokes
 Heckhoundbolt: 
 Sevinon: I am dead as Tiny Tim
 Loonatic93: Yes...  That Tiny Tim has deceased decades ago.
 Ceris75 claps
 Verrain2: *headdesk*
 The_Color_Twelve: ACK'TING TALENT!
 jonnykefka: big mood
 tajessa: Improv Classes with Bartleby: the power of No And
 RandomTrivia: Absolutely fucking perfect, 10/10, no notes
 HorusFive: Tiny Tim- not observed, therefore in a quantum state of undeath
 Welbog: That's the second-best muppet version of this story.
kalamstrifevii: This is wonderful. I loved this.
 Outis_190: that line is much more sinister coming from Bartleby
 Verrain2: Am ded.
 raulghoulia: who did not die
ecocd: the end
   Anubis169: hehehehe
opheliaaah: 
JadedCynic: yeah, amateur theatricals are horrible
 margieargie: I mean, Tiny TIm would be like 180 now, he's probably gone...
   Anubis169: Jer 
Bvorhies: Loved it
 sblue333: yesssss
Zalthia: Jeb?
 PharaohBender27: 
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 atinyspacemarine: jer!
Zalthia: Jer??
 laundreydhull: never trust Bartleby with a script...?
raaabr: Oh no Paul is dead
 tajessa: Jer!
 princess_intell: JER!
JadedCynic: hey, that glove
 sblue333: noooooo
simply_astra: omg wheeler
ecocd: what
 niccus: oh god
 LadyAiluros: Jar!
 awmcmillan: the second best puppet-based christmas carol I've seen
 RandomTrivia:  Wheeler
 thraximore: yassss
  mtvcdm: It's great to be here
 tajessa: Wheeler wtf
 DeM0nFiRe: Domino Zelivery 
JadedCynic: that glove placed the tape under the tree
 BrowneePoints: mr creosote?
EricTheOrange: OMG Wheelers Hiar
jibkat: omg im late
 ryuhimora: that was the best version of A Christmas Caorl I've ever seen
 DigitalSeahorse:   JER  
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 RealGamerCow: lol that shirt
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sunncaeks: hey, pally
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 margieargie: Oh, great, 80s tier lists, the 21st century ones are annoying enough
KillThreeRats: Sleazy Wheeler isn't something I knew I needed in my life.
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 Loonatic93: Anything is edible if you believe in yourself.
   Anubis169: LOL
 BrowneePoints: PLZ tell me this outfit and hair is a Monty Python reference
 SnackPak_: 
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
 tajessa: lmaoooo
   Anubis169: Wheeler 
 sblue333: what is this a tier list of?
Makkabeus_Rex: lmao
ButButTheJesus: 
TacitusVigil: why is Ben Franklin here?
simply_astra: edible fuc
 RandomTrivia: 
 Simriel: Everything is a Dildo once too.
ButButTheJesus: F--H
 SocraticMethod: -h?
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 Tiber727: @Outis_190 Only if it fits in your mouth
ThorSokar: hahahaha
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 PharaohBender27:  Looks like a character from A Crhistmas Carol who's willing to unbutton his shirt
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 Echo__AJ: I love that Gibb and Bartleby are the actors, and aren’t just being used for the bit as other puppets. I mean why would they? Of course they’re their own people.
 Laurence72: I don't get it, but I'm laughing my head off
 jonnykefka: what...un-font is this horror
TheAinMAP:  
 margieargie: American Football?  Association Football?  Canadian Football?
 Sevinon: Wheeler is too good at this
 BrowneePoints: it did not win you any mes
 Ritaspirithntr: ……I really want that curling rock mug.
 SnowbirdMike: Oh No cookies
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SquidVorb: A Doxxing Whopee Cushion?
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 Singenmeister: Wtf is happening.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 tajessa: wheeler what the hell
 Rhynerd: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
simply_astra: i want that for me wheeler
 RainyMint: Wut?
 sblue333: 
simply_astra: lmao
  mtvcdm: wheeler
 HorusFive: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
 RandomTrivia: @Singenmeister Yes
 RockPusher: 
  corianderd: im crying
 SajuukSjet: ranking gift ideas, i think 
 Anaerin: @Ritaspirithntr Or just browse to https://www.retrofestive.ca/curling-rock-mug-in-gift-box/
 Kiwijelly: Am I drunk?
Zalthia: Is he okay?
 SnackPak_: the phosphor glow on this video is great
  MrPhlip:  I'm not sure I want to know what's happening
JadedCynic: @Singenmeister as soon as we figure it out, we'll let you know
 sblue333: hell yea
 tajessa: wheeler please explain yourself
ButButTheJesus: I...
 Rhynerd: Why the carpet?
 fastlane250: bwahter
 Ritaspirithntr: @anaerin …….I don’t get. Do I have to be Canadian? 
 SaxPython: 
 Charlie_Victor7: Now I wanna see them impersonate the former president of the US
 Sethalidos: uhm
 Sevinon: ok I have to know, did Wheeler write all of this?
 Ritaspirithntr: @anaerin OH! That works too. Thank you
 Outis_190: am i actually delirious rn? is this really happening?
sunncaeks: Oh glob, not basesball!
 jonnykefka: I have been viciously bodied
 Ceris75: A TIER
 RockPusher: So that's why the baseball gum!
 SocraticMethod: This is like horse joke set
 sblue333: I'll take all of that gum pls
 SaxPython: 100%
 HorusFive: Take my money!
 Vanbael: C tier?
 wickaboxet: I’m always looking for people to water my carpet! Also, what fever dream is this?
   Anubis169 hugs jonnykefka
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @rhynerd because water would warp the hardwood floors
 princess_intell: I'm DYING
 paronomasiac042: this may be the greatest non-joke ever
kalamstrifevii: wow, somebody should cast grapeshot, 140 damage? alright, I'll tap one and one red, EVERYONE GETS GRAPESHOT!!!
 sblue333: Do we have an A tier yet?
Tempest2097: I would want a cube that hums and purrs
 RandomTrivia: 
 HorusFive: 4 wheels! In THIS economy!?
 tajessa: I feel like I'm drunk
 RockPusher just had a flash of memory of having Knight Rider branded bubble gum
 Echo__AJ: Was Wheeler made aware that he was being filmed?
raaabr: Is this the horse joke
sunncaeks: ah-haaaaAah!
 sblue333: @tajeesa I feel like I'm high
 sporkraptor: parentetease
TheAinMAP: Four on the road and one to steer with.
 Arclight_Dynamo: This is some Numberwang shit. 
 fastlane250: i mean if you've got a spare, it's five
 Sethalidos: I feel I need alcohol to understand this bit
 princess_intell: Ben does an excellent Bronx Italian
  mtvcdm: Ambliance
 BrowneePoints: ambleance
 Outis_190: ambleance
 RandomTrivia: "ambliance" absolutely killed me
 HorusFive: Ambulance
 CaptainEnder7: Ambulance?
sunncaeks: (not the drink)
   Anubis169: tajessa: yyyyyyup
 sblue333: first A tier?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RockPusher: but the sand‽ The Sand‽
 laikagoat:  
 DigitalSeahorse: sand everywhere  
4dSwissCheese: Sand gets in everywhere!
 thraximore: HAHAHAHA
the_tutorial_boss: i dont think Ive ever seen his actual eyes before
TiagoToledo: MARTIAL LAW
 luna_flame: Lol
Snowcookies: oh dear
 laikagoat: marshall law?
 SocraticMethod: Marshal Law?
   Anubis169: lol
 xantos69: I love that Radio idea
 Sevinon: ok, I've been at least giggling for like 5 minutes straight now
 Welbog: Martian Law
JadedCynic: yeah, 80s - Cold War; EWS alerts
 tajessa: menthol cigarettes for naughty children
 jibkat: menthol cigs are A tier for cancer
 LinearGif: I love this
 SocraticMethod: @laikagoat jinx!
 HorusFive: Law, Marshall
kalamstrifevii: I need a radio like that, could someone make that a ringtone?
 sporkraptor: frank ranklin
 laikagoat: @SocraticMethod 
 iSmartMan1: Sutcliffe Law?
JadedCynic: Frank's Ranks
 Outis_190: eeehhhh
 RandomTrivia: 
 Welbog: Eyyyy
 SnackPak_: 
ButButTheJesus: ayyyyy
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: This is Pythonesque in the best way.   WOW..  Well done..
 RockPusher: Eyyyyyyy-tier
 sblue333: LMAOOOOO
 Vanbael: Eyyyy tier
 Loonatic93: Frank is Rank.
 tajessa: eyyyyyyyy
 SymphonicLolita:  
 Sevinon: Greg!
Makkabeus_Rex: keep it ehhhhh tier
 RandomTrivia: Greg!
 Inglonias: that was awful. I love ot
 Dog_of_Myth: YESS
sunncaeks: Key it Ayyyyyy-tier!
 sblue333: ooooooo
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: lol
 tajessa: yes Greg!
Zalthia: 
JadedCynic: wait, what?
 RainyMint: GREG
 PharaohBender27: GREG
ButButTheJesus: GREG
WearingCats_CwC: wut
 sporkraptor: hi Greg!
josh___something: Greg!
asddsa28: omg
 Ceris75: GREG
  Foxmar320: oh no
NimrodXIV: ayyy
 Vanbael: Greg!
 iSmartMan1: GREG
  mowdownjoe: Thank you, Wheeler, it was great to have you.
 Outis_190: greg bby!!!
TheAinMAP: Hello Greg
 FacelessManAboutTown: GREG 
 owmacohe: GREG
 Ritaspirithntr: …….uh oh.
oneupthextraman: oh no! gregg
countingku: GREG!
kamelion84: wow
 LadyAiluros: Yesssss
JadedCynic: HOW OLD IS GREG???
Makkabeus_Rex: greg!
 Charlie_Victor7: YES
 fastlane250: aw I'm not wearing my greg shirt
sunncaeks: oh hegg it's greg
 HorusFive: NEVER APOLOGIZE Greg!
 tajessa: never apologise for anything Greg!
 SmithKurosaki: This has been an amazing CFUT
 cosmosrules: Greg is eternal it seems
Forgotten_Sanity: Greg is immortal
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 sirzechs_666: Greg!!
kalamstrifevii: Greg, my man! wait... deathuBrokeit
  Graham_LRR: I wondered if anyone would call that the bit was “Frank’s Ranks” 😄
 arcaneIllumination: Going to rewatch the vod now that I know what scale he was ranking them on.
 Simriel: Fuckin Zinias
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 jibkat: Rank Frank!
 DigitalSeahorse: frozen salad like on The Young Ones
 DigitalSeahorse: just snow
NimrodXIV: time to steal a tree
sunncaeks: Would watch an entire season of Frank's Ranks.
 RockPusher:    
 sblue333: perfect snort xD
TheAinMAP:    
JadedCynic: I can see even better why Greg has stress problem...running that show for like 40 years...that'd burn anyone out
 SocraticMethod: The luminance compression is making this surreal
 jibkat: that sounds crafty....
 RealGamerCow: Sophia!  She called into Art's Art
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 tajessa: awww that's actually a cute idea for a tree
epsilon_vee: the hue is getting quite askew
ButButTheJesus: #treefeel
 iSmartMan1: That's actually pretty clever
 TimIAm: are the scenes getting more deep fried as the show goes on?
 sporkraptor: because seriously who wants a tree
 Echo__AJ: Bets on producer name?
 SnackPak_: 
 Sevinon: under the "tree"
blue_lotus_designs: at least it's not poinsettias to poison the cat
 ZombieHendrix: is that a green screen image, or is Beej outside?
 sblue333: ohhhh is this a *classic* Gardening with Greg episode?
 TacitusVigil: @realgamercow good catch!
 RandomTrivia: Pffft
 sblue333: Season 1 best season
  mtvcdm: and the law
 SmithKurosaki: @Echo__AJ Leif Brance
 sporkraptor: and "the law"
 Sevinon: Ah, new K name just dropped
 tajessa: free Greg!
 SmithKurosaki: Branch*
 margieargie: Ohhh, Christmas Tree.
 RockPusher: 50 100  
JadedCynic: ahhh
 HorusFive: """"Drinking""""
 ThorSokar: hahahahaha
4dSwissCheese: “Drinking”
 tenthtechpriest: ayyyo?
  mtvcdm: "drinking"
 Anaerin: @blue_lotus_designs Pointsettas are only poisonous to cats if they eat like 5 times their body weight in leaves and stems.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Zalthia: Why are none of these tv hosts okay???
 Ritaspirithntr: @zombiehendrix based on the lighting. I’m sure “Greg” is outside.
ButButTheJesus: "drunk"
 DigitalSeahorse:  oh fence offense?
 LightningElektron: this filter is really giving me a headache
 iSmartMan1: *drinking*
  mtvcdm: "borrowed"
4dSwissCheese: Always leave a note
kalamstrifevii: I didn't, ohh Greg, the things we can learn from you! 
neonNeptunian: 'dRINKING'
 RandomTrivia: "I left a note" oh my god 
 KaleidoscopeMind: "liberated"
 tajessa: "liberated"
 HorusFive: LIBERATED! 
 Vanbael: this is the longest Gardening with Greg episode on record
 Dog_of_Myth: Liberated!!
 iSmartMan1: *liberated*
 Singenmeister: Liberated
EldarLuin: 
 Sevinon: planted?
 jibkat: burred
 Gizmoloid: "re-buried"
 ZombieHendrix: @Ritaspirithntr that's what I thought, but it looks so odd for some reason
 tajessa: Free the trees and free Greg
 SymphonicLolita: anarchist greg
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Iceberg_Man: liberated lmo
 LinearGif: those trees had families
 Sevinon: Greg, please tell me you mean planted
  Foxmar320: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Outis_190: legit solution: theres a company in UK that rents you trees. each year, you get the same tree. the rest of the year, its potted in the ground. when its big enough, it gets perm planted
asddsa28: yess
   Anubis169: hehehe
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 thraximore: lmao
 Rhynerd: The best place to hide trees: the forest
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
 RockPusher:   
Tempest2097: Greg goin OFF
Zalthia: Uh oh
simply_astra: BASED COMRADE GREG
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
 paronomasiac042: kellogg, huh?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 
 iSmartMan1: COOL TECHNOLOGY
kalamstrifevii: Damn, KELLOGS YOUR A CEREAL BRAND, STOP THEM!
 margieargie: Lindex is Confucian?
 RandomTrivia: 
 NightValien28: that explains a lot about lindex
 SmithKurosaki: Evan!
 thraximore: 
 laundreydhull: @Outis_190 Why can't we have that out west here!?
kalamstrifevii: *HIM
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
 DigitalSeahorse: your HD has a parent drive
 tajessa: other dad YES
 sblue333: yes Evan "the Crowbar" Brown!!!!!
 SymphonicLolita: wwweaponssss
  mtvcdm: again
 iSmartMan1: Again?
 Laurence72: again, LOL
 YawnLance: Aww Lindex has two dads 
  mowdownjoe: Bacon is going to jail!
 Maddrius: again?
 RockPusher: Whhhhhheapons
 tenthtechpriest: two dads! so progressive!
 HorusFive: This is how it begins folks
  Foxmar320: he he he
 tajessa: oh nooooooo
 Outis_190: oh nooo
 sblue333: is it?
Eklinaar: G A Y T E C H N O L O G Y
ButButTheJesus: 
ecocd: the crowbar. he's. my lawyer too
NimrodXIV: hey baby wanna kill all humans
 Vanbael: does Lindex have skynet installed?
 PharaohBender27: So many callbacks!
 margieargie: Hello off-brand Lorna!
  mtvcdm: Oh the blue ue
 sblue333: @Eklinaar  yessss
 tajessa: mute the stream! mute the stream!
 princess_intell: god help us if evan ever shows up to court
 Outis_190: nam mah stay
asddsa28: ooo yees and noo
 TacitusVigil: Evan "The Crowbar" Brown?! I love that guy!
 Simriel: Oh my god!
Tempest2097: Real Lorna Schlitzwhistle Hours up in here
 iSmartMan1: Linda Schlitzwhistle!
 QuixoticScrivener: The CRT adds so much to this, I love it.
 Simriel: The Wee Fees!
 wickaboxet: Is that Evan “the crowbar” brown, specializes in two jeopardizes
  Graham_LRR: We figure they’re cousins
Lysander_salamander: I need to catch up on the lore
 StageMgrRob: CFUT is in N'sburg?
 Charlie_Victor7: Nah I'mma stay over here
  mtvcdm: How much work was it to screw up the video this precisely
 Simriel: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:57.
 FacelessManAboutTown: So this is basically N'sburg the Christmas special
 TetraRay: those dang twins
 Verrain2: From Goth to Flowerchild.  I have whiplash.
 Heckhoundbolt: She has become a force ghost
 sblue333: Evan "the Crowbar" Brown was my inspiration for going to law school
 dougma: Kathleen is TOOOOOOO good at this
 Rhynerd: @wickaboxet at the same time?
countingku: This is such a wonderful trope.
  Graham_LRR: @mtvcdm you’d be surprised!
 Simriel: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:15:26. 
kalamstrifevii: Hey Kathleen... or whoever you are that definitely isn't Kathleen.
 fastlane250: this isn't the first discount Lorna, strangely enough
JadedCynic: wait, is that the Carolina Crowbar, or the Texas Crowbar?  I'm confused as to who to hire!
 Kiwijelly: she's... not wrong
 HorusFive: Also depression.  Don't forget the depression
 BrowneePoints: or, this is Lorna's Aunt
mementonyx: a long wait for lorna reveal but here we are
simply_astra: heartbreaking, the worst person u know made a great point
 Sethalidos: alternatie dimension N'sburg
TheAinMAP:  
 Simriel: What's the expected runtime?
   Anubis169: cori's in this thing?
Lysander_salamander: aaaa
Tempest2097: 
   Anubis169: What did you do!?
ButButTheJesus: mmm acid
 RealGamerCow: BTW, peyote actually does grow in hardiness zone 8.  I just had to look it up
  corianderd: shhhh
 RockPusher: Specially Blended indeed
 tajessa: oh nooooo
neonNeptunian: ayyyyyyyyyyy
 Laurence72: Coriander?! Oh no, has anyone told Ian yet??
JadedCynic: LSD for 'bliss'?
 KaleidoscopeMind:  ?
 SnackPak_: be cool, chat
 thraximore: sounds like fun
 LightningElektron: this persona is really trippy knowing it is Kathleen
 Simriel: O H... N O
 Outis_190: gimme
 LadyAiluros: It's Lorna Schlitzwhistle?
 Davlenagain: @Graham_LRR The family tree for this channel must tie its self up alot
Tempest2097: Lysergic dimethyl acid perhaps?
Lysander_salamander: ahahahahahaha
 Anaerin: Lysergic Acid? So LSD...
 SocraticMethod: microdosing doesn't count as inebriation
  corianderd: it's fine. i'm fine
 Loonatic93: I can just hear the venom and satire in Kathleen's voice.
 TacitusVigil: Witch piss from the Piss Witch
NimrodXIV: kids love rocks
 cogito_ErgoSam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROMTA4bhTKI
 sblue333: I'm experiencing seasonal dryness rn
 The_Color_Twelve: that's true
Snowcookies: mhm
 ryuhimora: the drift on the blue electron gun in this TV is making me violently angry
 BrowneePoints: this is causing me physical pain
TheAinMAP: Um.
 Anaerin: Also, I'm not sure you can patent tinctures.
 jibkat: Murrrder
 TetraRay: calm from the blunt force trauma
 RainyMint: Uh
 tajessa: ms barrowgrass speaks the truth, kids do love bludgeoning
 laikagoat: 
TiagoToledo: No shungite pyramids? 
  Foxmar320: uhhhhhh blood?
 Dalrint: Is the sound off from the video for anyone else?
  mowdownjoe: uhhhh....
 jibkat: the most wiccan thing of all
  Graham_LRR: @ladyailuros you’ve missed a few CFUTs, I see (we consider the characters cousins)
 chimingfish: uhhhhhhhhhh
 luna_flame: Uh
simply_astra: omg she has the goblin pee!
Tempest2097: Er, Lysergic Acid Diethylamide
 princess_intell: spoken like a true parent
 HorusFive: An amethyst that large?
 Outis_190: dirt
 LadyAiluros: @Graham_LRR I can't keep up 
 PharaohBender27: @Loonatic93   
 Loonatic93: Venom, Satire, and Mockery
 SymphonicLolita: d r t
 jibkat: topsoil!
ButButTheJesus: dyrt
 wickaboxet: Loving shinies, children & Corvids, thus Corvi
 fastlane250: @ryuhimora I used to have a TV that would do the same thing on red
sunncaeks: that's dirt baybeee
neonNeptunian: d i r t
 SnowbirdMike: hahahaha.. I can afford dirt
 Anaerin: You can protect yourself from Davy Jones.
  Graham_LRR: @ladyailuros completely understandable!!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Ceris75: Dert
 SajuukSjet: at least 3 previous CFU¨Ts on the LRL playlist we identified earlier 
 Simriel: Wait what is CFUT?
 omdorastrix: again. the vhs filter is amazing here
 tajessa: Christmas curses, the gift that keeps on giving
 Vanbael: cursing dirt sounds interesting
 HorusFive: Good wig for  there
kusinohki: pet rock's pet dirt??
dilfbifferent: HA! nice PG mall ref
ZealousCrow: You can make mud with it too
 incredulouspasserby: @Simriel It sure is
mementonyx: durt
  corianderd: lol at poine center
 owmacohe: dirt
 jonnykefka: @Simriel A very real 1980s public access TV channel
 Rhynerd: So, they are doing the mall renovations after all.
  corianderd: *pine
 Heckhoundbolt: “Sure”
 TacitusVigil: Oh hey, they're building it.
  Foxmar320: 
 tajessa: 
 SajuukSjet: simriel: check out LRL eps 20, 67, and 79
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Simriel: Oh I see. Is this an hour or more? xD
 BrowneePoints: oh darn, didnt realize lorna was on CFUT, would've been hilarious if Sequoia was Lorna's aunt that got her into Woo
 princess_intell: those glasses on ben are perfect
NimrodXIV: fut span 
KillThreeRats: I love the 80's vibe, did I miss any horrifically long takes while someone waits for the camera to cut?
 flatluigi: thibadeaux
 Ritaspirithntr: FUT*SPAN
 Laurence72: FUT SPAN! Love it!
  mtvcdm: THE Deborah Thibadeaux!
 iris_of_ether: FUT*SPAN
countingku: that bob, yo
 omdorastrix: golf bag?
  mowdownjoe: FUT SPAN! Nice. 
 RockPusher: 
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints No no, that was Sequoia Barrowgrass, definitely not Lorna Schlitzwhistle
 HorusFive: Local government "the most boring thing a person can do while alive"
 Orxolon: Ms Thibadeaux been in the business for a long time huh?
 Outis_190: i think this my favourite Kathleen-named character
 SymphonicLolita: uhhh
 Welbog: Snerge
 laundreydhull: Advent 24! a d v e n t TWENTY FOUR. . .
 RealGamerCow: I honestly want to know where they shot this.
 SnackPak_:  Hank
 LightningElektron: Serge lmao
 RandomTrivia: Serge with the curls 
 tajessa: Hank Bastard!
 thraximore: oh heyyyy
 Vanbael: Hank Bastard!
 sblue333: LMAO
Lysander_salamander: 
 LadyAiluros: I can smell the 80's tv tube watching this tho.
 jibkat: 
 flatluigi: deep serge
 RainyMint: LOL
 jonnykefka: really digging into the wig crate for this one
 BrowneePoints: how did Serge say that with a straight face
 Ceris75: You Bastard
 Vanbael: ok, "mr bastard" got me
 Ritaspirithntr: How?! How can Serge keep a straight face?!
 laundreydhull:   
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  mtvcdm: Look, I'm not saying it was aliens...
ButButTheJesus: @Ceris75 thank you
 Anaerin: Hank "Rat" Bastard
 SnowbirdMike: Welcome Back Kot....SERGE?
 sirzechs_666: 
 laundreydhull: S O L D !
 thraximore: is someone playing ping pong in the background? xD
 SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePoints He channeled Snerge I suspect
JadedCynic: @LadyAiluros yeah, the ozone...
 Sethalidos: oh no Snerge is the Ancient Aliens guy
 HorusFive: I'm not saying Serge is saying it's aliens... but it's Aliens
 Shadwhawk: @Ritaspirithntr Multiple takes
 iSmartMan1: Yet
 TacitusVigil: Ah yes the Stardate
 omdorastrix: hank basterd at the cornaze?
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints acting ?
 BrowneePoints: oh man this had to have been when Serge was recovering from a cold, he still has that chest rumble
 LightningElektron: is this Scientology?
  mtvcdm: The Truth
 Ritaspirithntr: @shadwhawk yes, but……..how many takes. 
 SmithKurosaki: Oh yea brownee
 dougma: yes, yes this is scientology
KillThreeRats: The Truth: Hovermyr isn't playable in Canlander.
 SnowbirdMike: Hahahahaha
  mtvcdm: Definitely not a scam
 xantos69: Honestly this proposal sounds good to me.
   Anubis169: might as well be LightningElektron
 PharaohBender27: @LightningElektron More like "Ancient Aliens" types
 SmithKurosaki: He's had a few streams off recently
 DigitalSeahorse: 15 year vacation
 QuixoticScrivener: Is there a playlist of this style of LRLs?
 luna_flame: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: love the ambience of shuffling papers in the background
 Simriel: @killthreerats *Throws the scroll of truth on the floor*
 margieargie: Come on, decimal time!
 DigitalSeahorse:  Aliens go for an 8 day week
 gruntage77: deep voice Serge hits different
   Anubis169: Want a minute to last an eternity? Do a plank.
EldarLuin: 
 jonnykefka: Serge's face is almost exactly like Tim Curry's in C&C Red Alert 2 when he's saying the "space" line. Impressive discipline holding on by fingernails alone
 TemporallyAwry: You know, he's making some good points 
 BrowneePoints: @smithkurosaki mhmm and Ben called him on stream for a joke and the cold gave him a deep brassy rumble
  Graham_LRR: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa thank you!
Lysander_salamander: I'm glad I managed to view some of this show.  I was out of power most of the day.
 HorusFive: I mean, have you talked to a human.  I'm willing to go with the smart alien
 Singenmeister: “Give me money?”   “Why?”   “Because.”
  mtvcdm: please throw that man out the window
 LightningElektron: jeez, what a bastard
 RockPusher: The universe can't even decided what a day should be - good luck aliens 
 PharaohBender27: 
 jibkat: 17 a day!
 DiscordianTokkan: SOLD
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 sporkraptor: sold XD
 jibkat: ezy money
 HorusFive: Deal Made
 LightningElektron: shoot I would take that deal too
 Heckhoundbolt: I would too
  mowdownjoe: oooh, per diem...
 Vanbael: XD easy negotiation
 Laurence72: That meal per diem makes that a good deal
 margieargie: Well, he sure is a construction worker
 laundreydhull: confirmed LRR's own Kardashev Scale!?
 DiscordianTokkan: Hey, free meal, that ain't nothing
 tenthtechpriest: per diem you say? sold
 RockPusher:  
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 BrowneePoints: ermahgerd, Kert MerGerder!
  mtvcdm: HEAR HEAR
 owmacohe: good gloves
 margieargie:    
 jibkat: ban winter!
KillThreeRats: Ben is a ... Civil engineer?
 SmithKurosaki: Approved!
adambomb625: We're working on it
 Loonatic93: I am all for that!
rabbitgta: engineering ben or bengineering
Noy2222: Yes!
4dSwissCheese: It feels like there is a high degree of nominative determinism in this town
 Vanbael: but...I like winter
raaabr: Have a good LRL everyone!
KillThreeRats: Is he a ... Bengineer?
 Charlie_Victor7: SECONDED
 iris_of_ether:    
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Decaped: Stop making sense!
 laundreydhull: ha.
 jonnykefka: As we say in New England: Two seasons, wintah and roahdwork
   Anubis169: lol
 iSmartMan1: CARCH
 sporkraptor: carch XD
 incredulouspasserby: In favor.
 xantos69: Carch!
 RainyMint: XD
 tajessa: I was on board with abolishing winter I am now out
 DigitalSeahorse: Carch
 laikagoat: the ides of carch
 SnowbirdMike: Carch.... lol
 owmacohe: CARCH
Lysander_salamander: Carch
 PharaohBender27: $17 in 1985 would be almost $48 today!
 LightningElektron: Conspril
 Maddrius: carch! haha
thundershot879: carch
 TacitusVigil: we have those in the Midwest
Dmc3628: beware the ides of Carch
 NightValien28: that fills me with ANGER
sunncaeks: Who else here born in Carch?
 RainyMint: Carch!
 Orxolon: carch,best month
TheAinMAP: But about the old joke about two seasons?
 sblue333: There's only one season: construction
 LinearGif: Lousy Carch weather
 Rhynerd: Merry Carch
 wordmogul: No, wait, we have Construction Season already!
 HorusFive: We already do that here.  Except we got rid of spring and summer instead of winter for some reason.
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 margieargie: Kids love August, it's true
 tajessa: kids these days do be loving months
WearingCats_CwC: Constructubrary Kurt, it's not hard! C'mon!
 omdorastrix: lousy Carch weather
 wordmogul: It’s everything besides winter!
JadedCynic: @KillThreeRats I don't think he's that high...maybe heavy equipment operator certs
 SocraticMethod: Constructuary & Constrectuary 
 xantos69: I have never wanted anything more than I want the month of Carch.
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sunncaeks: Iunno. Carch seems too pro-automobile.
 Ceris75: Stupid Carch weather
KillThreeRats: @JadedCynic Is he at least forklift certified?
 tajessa: no! we need MORE topiary!
 jibkat: eff off torp!
 HorusFive: [Dan flies in from off screen]
 wickaboxet: I was born on -1 of Carch, under the sign of workplace safety
 margieargie: I mean, currently I'm in favor of this proposal
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Snowcookies: climate change
 BrowneePoints: talk about carch-inization
 tenthtechpriest: I'm on board
adambomb625: That's called global warming
 PharaohBender27: This is getting a bit real
 Laurence72: Booo! I hate the heat!
 Sevinon: @BrowneePoints Booo
sunncaeks: 0 Days Since Last Workplace Birth
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wanna get rid of Winter? just wait a decade XD
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Singenmeister: It’s science.
 tajessa: @browneepoints oh my god. well done.
   Anubis169: sunncaeks: i have questions
 iSmartMan1: I would like to hear more about this weather machine, and if it could be used to make constant winter
 ChaseLazuli:  
Boon_33: new pollution factory dropping next Carch
 Heckhoundbolt: Better than the last estimate
Spades_Slicc: The 2nd of Constructuary or the 2nd Constructuary?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 
 sblue333: Climate change -> on purpose
JadedCynic: Ah, trade school grad, so not an C.Eng.
 jibkat: Hot Ben Summer
 iris_of_ether:   
 LightningElektron: I like what this man is speaking
 xantos69: @Spades_Slicc Both at the same time.
kusinohki: "I said WEATHER machine, not CLIMATE machine!!"
blue_lotus_designs: nice winter for the Midwest sounds great!
Tempest2097: Fun fact, there's an actual 13 month Calendar that has 28 day months that covers the year.
JadedCynic: @Spades_Slicc whichever comes later
blue_lotus_designs: *no winter
 RockPusher: Mmmmm, personal beef
Dmc3628: ye ole sweater vest knife fight
 PharaohBender27: "Dad" 
  mtvcdm: oh no
 Loonatic93: Personal Beef is the best kinda of beef.
 tajessa: oh dear
 margieargie: @Tempest2097 What happens to the extra day?
 laundreydhull: here we gull . . .
 LightningElektron: Ian with hair is just weird
  mowdownjoe: IAN
 jibkat: hot teen summer
 Singenmeister: Wait why didn’t they call him Bengineer this was the perfect opportunity.
Lysander_salamander: Teens in time!
 corefluxx: 100
 RockPusher: Teens perceive time‽ Oh no!!!!
 iSmartMan1: Teens on the street!
  Graham_LRR: Hello Town.
 Charlie_Victor7: Saturday every day?
JadedCynic: @Tempest2097 except the ~1.25 days remainder...
 Rhynerd: Teens on the Timestream.
Lysander_salamander: what
Tempest2097: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar
 freshmaker__: When theres trouble you know who to call. Teen Time Man.
 laundreydhull: Sold! promote this field anchorer!!
 DiscordianTokkan: Triumphantly eating months
 Maddrius: oh dear god
Tempest2097: I didn't make it, still reading up on it
 Vanbael: that long of work week would be hell
 gualdhar: I'm surprised no one has yet proposed the Metric calendar
  mtvcdm: Does Teen Time come before or after Carch?
 DigitalSeahorse: if teens perceived time as we do their high school years would go by in the blink of an eyelid
 LightningElektron: Hello fellow Teen Time!
ButButTheJesus: IAN
Tempest2097: Aha, apparently it has a post- year holiday called Year Day
 Charlie_Victor7: Disagree!
 xantos69: I kind of love that idea.
 margieargie: @gualdhar They did that in France during the Revolution... then they stopped doin it
blue_lotus_designs: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: *1 month of work
 SnowbirdMike: Of all the wigs so far Ians looks like the best chance of possibly being alive
 wickaboxet: @mtvcdm it starts in constructuary but bleeds into carch
Lysander_salamander: I hate everything about that
 sblue333: Best suggestion yet at least
 RandomTrivia: Merry CFUTmas, Chat!  https://i.imgur.com/PqF1Iym.gif
 SocraticMethod: Are you proposing a six months of hard labour? 
  Graham_LRR: “a fffffascinating suggestion”
 jibkat: short list! short list! short list! short list! short list! short list!
 Rhynerd: Oh no
JadedCynic: @sblue333 it's a low bar...
Dmc3628: oh bus
 gualdhar: @margieargie oh no sorry, I meant the Metric Band calendar system
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 Maddrius: oh, that's a good shirt Beej
 SnackPak_: ah, the strait Beej
 Loonatic93: Ah yes, the four genders.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Sevinon: @Loonatic93 the fourth being Deborah?
WearingCats_CwC: Enemy idea havers
 SocraticMethod: Beej feels like he has a comb-over with full head of hair
 HorusFive: "Idea Havers" That's generous
 Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 Obviously!
IndigoMeatStack: Any Canadians in chat?
 TheMerricat: this one is giving me physical pain 
rabbitgta: 13 months
 SmithKurosaki: @IndigoMeatStack Many
JadedCynic: Newfie here
 Maddrius: metric calendar!!! here here
 chrono2x: @IndigoMeatStack hi
 Anaerin: @IndigoMeatStack Inevitably.
 sblue333: Imagine Kathleen actually getting elected office and trying desperately not to do the voice
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh god, it's TimeCube.
 margieargie: I thought time was a cube?
  Graham_LRR: @indigomeatstack I mean… everyone in the video!
 NightValien28: I like it
 IbunWest: 
 LightningElektron: this is like my elementary school graduation speech
 awmcmillan: no time is a cube
 tenthtechpriest: time is a flat circle
 SocraticMethod: OH no, the time cube man
IndigoMeatStack: @SmithKurosaki Nice!!
adambomb625: time is a flat circle
dilfbifferent: 100% time
dilfbifferent: all the time
 Sevinon: This is worryingly the closeest to what you sometimes get at these things...
Boon_33: flat circle confirmed
Lysander_salamander: yeah seems about right
 SymphonicLolita:  got there
FoxyJewels: @SocraticMethod hopefully less racist
ZealousCrow: 
 sblue333: metric time? hmm
 fjordsword: it's a construct ... i guess a construct can be in the shape of a circle
Spades_Slicc: Superior Calender: 13 months, 28 days each, 1 day outside of the months recalculate once every 500 years
sunncaeks: All the time, all of the time.
 LinearGif: Let's just have every day all at once and get it out of the way, then we have the rest of the year to not worry about it
 xantos69: Everything he has said is perfect.  Metric time is perfect.
Angreed66: Hours are already metric
 Sevinon: Who called this?
Tempest2097: Oh gods Time Cube
 Serivus: YES! metric time!
 RockPusher: viva le metric!
 omdorastrix: ah yes france
 SmithKurosaki: Metric time? Serge will be pleased
 gualdhar: I can see the future
Tempest2097: I haven't thought about Time Cube in a long-ass time
ButButTheJesus: we still have 365 sunrises tho
 SajuukSjet: oh dear >D
dilfbifferent: sadly, this joke is based on a true story
 TemporallyAwry: Metric Time and a Ten-day Week!  
 DigitalSeahorse:  nope
 Singenmeister: No wait maybe he’s into something
 laundreydhull: 
 Sethalidos: simultaneous four corner days
 Serivus: @Tempest2097 I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking time cube
  mowdownjoe: Ah, Metric... sweet band
 FPNY41: We need a 6 day week, each day being 28 hours long.
KillThreeRats: Is it just me or is Beej's nose REALLY red.
 RandomTrivia: 
 LightningElektron: woah what
 margieargie: Well, the rest go into the Sans-Cullotides
 SnackPak_: there it is
 Arclight_Dynamo: There it is. 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 thraximore: let's GO
 RockPusher really wants to see the chaos of a negative leap-second
 RandomTrivia: That came out of NOWHERE
 GhostValv: 
 incredulouspasserby: oop there we go now I'm in
 KaleidoscopeMind: ok there it is
 Twilight_Spark: Yes! Sold
 BrowneePoints: purge week
 Spacecarl: okay that swerve got me
 Singenmeister: @killthreerats it’s cold
 laikagoat:   
JadedCynic: ah, so The Purge
 SmithKurosaki: Ahh, a purge
 DiscordianTokkan: A Bleepfest, you say
 ThorSokar: The Purge!
 sblue333: Sold
 Sevinon: OUT OF NOWHERE
 TacitusVigil: there we go
 tenthtechpriest: I'M IN
 notthepenguins: oh it's the purge
 CmdrShaye: I'm in
 Ceris75: Ok
 SnowbirdMike: wait. I am learning things
ImmortalLen: Now this is a calandar I can get behind!
 omdorastrix: saturnalia
TheWarDoctor8:    
 Vanbael: Sure, i'm up for a **** fest
 InquisitorGaia: SOLD
 Dog_of_Myth: And there we go
FoxyJewels: Time Purge
IndigoMeatStack: @Graham_LRR that explains the amazingness
 iSmartMan1: I'm really feeling this "wild f*ckfest" idea
Lysander_salamander: Is there a playlist for these types of LrLives?
 ChaseLazuli: 
 Ceris75: I like that.
 laundreydhull: Srr? Srr! Pls no 
 TemporallyAwry: @ImmortalLen And infront of 
 northos: front yuhlawn
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 lostluckDev: Happy Holidays!
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JadedCynic: so the ~5.25 days ARE counted, but not a part of the 12 months - a 'holiday season'?
ZealousCrow: Beej is unbelievable
 Finalsora811: Sold!
 jonnykefka: that swerve gave me whiplash
 Shadwhawk: Not a Purge, just a mass orgy
Mysticman89: deeal
 InquisitorGaia: Sold!
sunncaeks: Exile the chlldren!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahha
 DigitalSeahorse: Purge the children to another town
 LightningElektron: this man is speaking for the people
 LordZarano: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a different adult!
 LightningElektron: this is what people wants
 suprhero7: Makes sense to me
FoxyJewels: @Shadwhawk less Time Cube, more Time Lube
JadedCynic passes @jonnykefka a cervical collar
 margieargie: Teens NOT on the street at that time
 xantos69: Won't they do some kind of "lord of the flies" thing?
 incredulouspasserby: @LRRbot never has this been so true
 Charlie_Victor7: Tinctures
 TheMerricat: lol
 Singenmeister: DRUGS
Tempest2097: "Club"
WearingCats_CwC: Oh great, just send all the kids to go Lord of the Flies each other in the woods for a week. Sounds good
 LightningElektron: anime club?
Spades_Slicc: @xantos69 It's not like they're british
 InquisitorGaia: This sounds amazing
 Mischievous_Catgeist: target lets leave them in target
 jonnykefka: that won't solve the food problem, that'll make it worse
 airylan: !badadvice
  LRRbot: "Both" is an option.
 Heckhoundbolt: OH NO
 RandomTrivia: 
Spades_Slicc: A vat you say?
  mowdownjoe: "club"
 RainyMint: UH
FoxyJewels: VAT?
 SymphonicLolita: hm
KillThreeRats: So this is what happens to Greg after he got fired off his public access show ...
 Vanbael: uh...
SquidVorb: vat?
 BrowneePoints: a vat...of latex
 DeM0nFiRe: 
sunncaeks: I'd vote for him. Better than the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
 sblue333: nooooope
 RockPusher: Do not befoul the communal latex vat
 SnowbirdMike: herbal pacification theory on how to deal with teens
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, vat of liquid latex
 Rhynerd: Is the latex liquid?
 tenthtechpriest: Go on....
 Dog_of_Myth: hahah
 DigitalSeahorse: children shouldn't have pot, it can harm their brains up to age 25 and pots are loud
 HorusFive: Just a big vat of liquid latex
 Singenmeister: This sounds like an excellent opening to a YA novel.
 BrowneePoints: oh god no
 Ceris75: Can I get more info on this club?
 Maddrius: *dial-up noises*
Snowcookies: I would not wish to live in this town
JadedCynic: @xantos69 and raised in a dystopian educational system...
 margieargie: As a genuine fan of the French Revolution calendar, I vote for this one
 LightningElektron: A/S/L?
 laundreydhull: America-wut again?
 SaxPython: asl?
drawnbinary: is the latex measured by weight or by volume
 PharaohBender27: Wait, that just jumped this from being 1985 to 1999
 SaxPython: @lightningelektron 
 RandomTrivia: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 thraximore: hehehe
 ThorSokar: haha!
 TheMerricat: NGL latex is expensive by volume this guy must be well healed
 tenthtechpriest: 
ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 ikr
 BrowneePoints: oh hey he got a boyfriend now
 TheMerricat: heeled
dilfbifferent: ha
JadedCynic: yay, AOL Canada (that was so patently stupid branding)
 Vanbael: XD
 DigitalSeahorse: lol Mayor wants the pot
 omdorastrix: take your shot while you can
  mowdownjoe: Haha!
 LightningElektron: @SaxPython those chat days...
teddywhosabear: wait a vat of latex at the door isn't gonna do you any good, is it
 margieargie: Dulcimers! ^.^
Lysander_salamander: nice
 sblue333: Debra Thibadeux: The most normal person?
 BrowneePoints: okay but I'd shop at Dulcimer Warehouse
 KevinTheShark: Oooo Zithers
JadedCynic: wait, 1995?
 TehAmelie: um
 Sevinon: 95, 95, 95
 InquisitorGaia: that was weird, at the end of the last segment the screen was clear
 SymphonicLolita: I wish dulcimer warehouse was real
 RonaldMcDownload: Dulcimer Warehouse: Get Hammered for Less
 LinearGif: the dulcet tones of those 'mers
KillThreeRats: 1995?
rabbitgta: is suggest 13 months of 4 weeks each, so every 1st would be the same day of the week
 DillonEA: I really want an Omnichord.
 DigitalSeahorse: weird instruments!
cola_nq subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
 cola_nq: hmm, a warehouse implies a person that transforms into a storage unit on the full moon
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 lirazel64: I want one of each!
 SnackPak_: it's wild how expensive omnichords are now
 TacitusVigil: Christmas in December? In this economy?
 SymphonicLolita: dot conk
Lysander_salamander: That sounds awesome
EldarLuin: dot conk
sunncaeks: dot conk
SaggyJello89: next to Mr SHwarma Poggers
 tajessa: dot conk
 iSmartMan1: CONK
Tempest2097: Oh here we go
 atinyspacemarine: I need .conk to become a real tlk
 sporkraptor: pifff
ButButTheJesus: LIQUID PIFF
 atinyspacemarine: *tld
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
  Graham_LRR: Undeniably: It’s Piff’s!
 AshBurnem: Time for PIFFS
kusinohki: 1995?  I thought we were in the '80s...
 RainyMint: PIFFS
KillThreeRats: I woulda pegged this for late 80's. Not mid 90's. Then again, the 90's was all a blur to me.
 LightningElektron: who is piff?
 xantos69: So wouldn't that mean this is set in 1998?
 Phailhammer: Make way for PIFF's!
 laundreydhull: What happened to the wallet again?
 InquisitorGaia: ITS PIFFS!
JadedCynic: but "Tri-City area" - I'm getting more details of CFUT's broadcast area's geography
JadedCynic: 
sunncaeks: gifs of piff's
Tempest2097: Mari Lwyd?
TheAinMAP: Was that blood?
Lysander_salamander: F--- you, baltimore
 tajessa: IT'S PIFF'S
 sblue333:  
Dmc3628: trained in Jai Alai
 PharaohBender27: OK, so this being 1995 means that $17 from earlier would only be $33 now 
 shurtal: those are some well trained Associates
 RockPusher: My preferred supplier of liquids
 SnowbirdMike: Jai alai reference
 Vanbael: Astro News! 
JadedCynic: (totally not Riff's  )
 SnackPak_: 
 sblue333: oh yessss
 Sogheim: I absolutely hate that logo, good job on it
  Graham_LRR: @killthreerats we consider CFUT as a pastiche of very late 70s to early 90s
 MyrddintheWizard: @TheAinMAP Yep, yikes...
 Singenmeister: It certainly is
 TehAmelie: so many questions about that logo
 tajessa: oh wow Cameron
 atinyspacemarine: astro news!
 Sevinon: Yay, Cam
 sblue333: Love quaesario
 DillonEA: CAM
 VorlonScout: oh good
 SajuukSjet: yes! Quasario!
 DiscordianTokkan: yessss
Lysander_salamander: wow that hits me in the nostalgia
 LightningElektron: I love this version of Cameron
 iSmartMan1: So, NORAD?
 iris_of_ether: oh no
EldarLuin: 
rabbitgta: tracking santa great
 DiscordianTokkan: DARPA Santa
LidofLoathing: wow, that is a choice of hair
MechaKuuga: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 sporkraptor: TRs80
JadedCynic: Shades of "Jack Horkheimer"
Boon_33: Cam in Spacccce
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 margieargie: Ah, okay
 SymphonicLolita: welp
 BrowneePoints: this is my fave Cam Character
JadedCynic: I...what?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yay Cameron 
 jibkat: gun em down!
 TehAmelie: is that the No Man's Sky loading screen?
 TacitusVigil: Oh no, not his assassination coordinates!
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaaha
 sporkraptor: I had one of those augh
TheAinMAP: What?!
 Singenmeister: Auto canon?!
dilfbifferent: are we going to burn santa with radiation?
 Vanbael: ummm
 tajessa: oh dear
 atinyspacemarine: norad command got nothing on this
 RockPusher: Phased-radar tech - Cool Technology!
 NightValien28: get him
  Foxmar320: oh no Santa!
JadedCynic: with a trash-80?
TheAinMAP: 
RuiFaleiro: 
4dSwissCheese: Yes yes yes
 HorusFive: Cam NO!
ButButTheJesus: Santa no!
kusinohki: I feel attacked....  we had a trs 80 coco 2
EldarLuin: lol
 jibkat: Cam Yes!
Lysander_salamander: Cam yes
 arcaneIllumination: Assassination coordinates?
 iris_of_ether:   
 tajessa: we have acquired and compromised santa
 NightValien28: take him down
KillThreeRats: @Graham_LRR Yeah that's fair. I'm an '88 Americans kid so stuff like CSPAN was less relevant in the US during the late 90's. Definitely remember crappy old late night infomercials though.
 DiscordianTokkan: CODE BLUE
sunncaeks: Yes! Ha ha ha! Yess!
 Cheezmo: Oh nooo
 LightningElektron: is Santa melding?
 chrono2x: hahaha
 Singenmeister:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Anaerin: LOL
 sblue333: LMAO
 LadyAiluros: LOL Trash-80 yeeessss
 SocraticMethod: YES!
 SmithKurosaki: OMG YES
 margieargie: Santa Headroom
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: 
Lysander_salamander: Max!
 PharaohBender27: 
 sporkraptor: Santa Headroom!!
TheAinMAP: 
teddywhosabear: lmao
 Heckhoundbolt: Max headroom
 ThorSokar: hahaa
 MyrddintheWizard: YEs...
 thraximore: ho ho HO
 DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
 TacitusVigil: Is this a flight of the navigator reference?
  Foxmar320: hahaaa
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jibkat: next year
 tajessa: Max Santaroom
 Arclight_Dynamo: WOW, Max Headroom broadcast intrusion reference.
Tempest2097:  well you got what you deserved there
 iris_of_ether:   
 crazycommie87: 
Spades_Slicc: Come at the best, Die like the rest
 xantos69: So...don't mess with Santa I guess.
Boon_33: never mess with Santa
 Dog_of_Myth: Don't F with Santa
 SnackPak_: holy moly JadedCynic , Jack Horkheimer unlocked an old memory in me
 ChaseLazuli: kill santa
 BrowneePoints: MORE NELLY
 TehAmelie: Father Christmasroom?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 RockPusher:   
  MrPhlip: moving the tree is still such a good bit
 laikagoat:  
TheAinMAP:  
Lysander_salamander: doot
Snowcookies: Trombone Nelly!
 MirandaArqayla: yes
 Featherweight_: only one tree! I love it
 HorusFive: toot toot
 Dog_of_Myth: Love the stagehand moving the tree
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 DiscordianTokkan: I appreciate Graham moving the tree each time
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 margieargie:    
 SaxPython:   
 jibkat: who dis?
JadedCynic: @SnackPak_ IKR?!?  
 Arclight_Dynamo: For those wondering about Santa just there... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_signal_hijacking
MechaKuuga:   
 Singenmeister: Actually quite good
 Zanzabar_: lol hes just playing one part
 ChaseLazuli:      
 SaxPython:   
 iris_of_ether:    
 Laurence72: Best Tromboner of LRR!
EldarLuin: 
 crazycommie87: 
 LightningElektron: a wonderful christmas time!
 Serpens77: ah yes, a classic "thing gets bigger each time it appears" gag
 laikagoat: 
MechaKuuga:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Simply having a- THE MOON IS BRIGHT
 Sethalidos: FOOLS! Nelly doots as he pleases
jubale1: did he carry away a whole tree with decor
 ChaseLazuli:  
 BrowneePoints: Reminder that Nelly has a degree in Trombone
JadedCynic: Play it Nelly! 
 Darleysam: this is an excellent gag and delivery
 tajessa: Nelly is the trombone champ of our hearts
 philippekav: finally putting those trombone skills to work
 Anaerin: @Zanzabar_ Well of course he is, do you see anyone else playing a trombone?
 Vanbael: This is really good doots
 RockPusher:  
 DigitalSeahorse: Trombone meme  
 jchinnock: The moon is right! The moon is right!
 SaxPython: baboons?
 Orxolon: that's a champ right there
Noy2222: Is the stream going to be muted?
 KevinTheShark: All things considered, the band has come a long way since Feed Dump
 Welbog: Big Will Riker energy
 jibkat: the muffler on the trombone is great
 LightningElektron: a wonderful Christmas time!
 freshmaker__: The moon is right!
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SquidVorb: Never question the moon chat
 RockPusher: Nope, not up to any witchcraft here!
 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 LightningElektron: that was amazing
 SaxPython:   
 UnnnaturalD20: 
 margieargie: @Noy2222 No, just the trombone
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BrowneePoints: LOL
 sblue333: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Xd
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 jibkat: yes!
 LinearGif: Simply having a wonderful Deep Space 9
JadedCynic: CLICK
 MirandaArqayla: incredbile
MechaKuuga: Paul never clapped 
 jchinnock: The moon IS right
 flatluigi: PERFECT
rabbitgta: clap
 Ceris75: LOL
ButButTheJesus: 
 wordmogul: 
Forgotten_Lizard:  
 iSmartMan1: Paul on percussion
 Inglonias: was that a mousetrap?!
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL Paul
 RandomTrivia:   
WearingCats_CwC: ha
4dSwissCheese: Thanks Paul
Lysander_salamander: 
TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: That song brand tears to my eyes
 MyrddintheWizard: House band 1000/10
 sblue333: After all that   
 BrowneePoints: PAUL WITH THE LATE CLAVED
 tajessa: I love the christmas tree being carried between shots
 jibkat:      
 BrowneePoints: Claves*
 fastlane250: station could really only afford one tree, huh?
 NightValien28: Foxmar320 YOUR BRAND
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
 sblue333: cut the feed
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaah
 TheMerricat: no!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  mowdownjoe: Bacon no...
 arcaneIllumination: Awwwww
 RandomTrivia: Delightful
 LightningElektron: uhhh what
Lysander_salamander: This is delightful
 RockPusher:  
KillThreeRats: Bacon and his weird robotic girlfriend. You will be missed.
 lirazel64: Awww.
 NightValien28: TOS
 DigitalSeahorse: NOW KISS
 KevinTheShark: Cool Technology!
 HorusFive:  Love finds a way!
RuiFaleiro: awwww
Spades_Slicc: Bacon Yes!
Noy2222: Cool technology!
 tajessa: glorious
 Welbog: Yule Technolog
 HavenDragon: such a cute couple 
 BrowneePoints: leave Bacon alone. hes not hurtin no one
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 TacitusVigil: Ah, no Evan "The Crowbar" Brown?
 Sevinon: Well this was absolutely wonderful
 atinyspacemarine: bacon is Rasputin's great great grandfather
EldarLuin: 
 RockPusher: Mmmm, Beef
 jibkat: beeef!
ButButTheJesus: BEEF
 shurtal: BEEF
 Heckhoundbolt: Remember kids, consent is important
 paronomasiac042: be freport
Dmc3628: BEEF
Lysander_salamander: nice
dilfbifferent: wut
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahha
 jibkat: oh wow
 BrowneePoints: EHAT
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 Vanbael: Boat!
 MirandaArqayla: BOAT
NimrodXIV: BOAT
 DiscordianTokkan: Nice
SquidVorb: WHAT
  mtvcdm: BOA
  Foxmar320: OH the Beef Report!
 sporkraptor: boat!
 SymphonicLolita: BOAT
 RandomTrivia: BOAT
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Tempest2097: BOAT
 tenthtechpriest: BOAT
 arcaneIllumination: BOAT
 RockPusher: I love Boat!
EldarLuin: Boat!
 JarofGoats: BOAT
asddsa28: boat
 Dog_of_Myth: BOAT
 Shadowsoflife: BOAT
 ThorSokar: BOAT!
 LightningElektron: I love BOAT
 Spacecarl: that got a snort out of me
 DigitalSeahorse: boat
  mowdownjoe: BOAT
CrazymattCaptain: Cool Technology
 Mythdom: BOAT
 iris_of_ether: BOAT
 margieargie: That's just a good production of Twelfth Night
  Foxmar320: BOAT!
 GhostValv: boat
Species5618Beta:   
 RainyMint: BOAT
SquidVorb: BOAT
 omdorastrix: boat
asddsa28: ooo
Dmc3628: love me that boat
josh___something: BOAT
TiagoToledo: boat
 RockPusher: oh no!
 Dog_of_Myth: OH NO
 Singenmeister: Wen nu Qwerpline?
 chimingfish: oh no
josh___something: oh no
 shurtal: OH GOD
 jibkat: the sequel to plane
 Welbog: Nooooooo
 RainyMint: OH NO
 iSmartMan1: OH NO
 NightValien28: nOOOOO
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 wordmogul: boat.
 Orylen: nopenope
 RockPusher: Who let them online! 
ButButTheJesus: GOD HELP US, EVERY ONE
 notthepenguins: OH YES
 Sevinon: An especially horny CFUT
JadedCynic: Well, it's right to midnight here in Newfoundland, so Merry Christmas and happy holidays all y'all westward!  
 JarofGoats: No.
 RandomTrivia: I love the way Graham's delivery of "BOAT" is like a mental phantom stair 
 arcaneIllumination: That sounds concerning
Tempest2097: New Year's Steve aw yeah
 tajessa: I choose to believe that C"FUT and Local 58 are in the same universe
EldarLuin: Steeve?
 sblue333: Steveeee
 Dog_of_Myth: Steve!!
 shurtal: TRADITION
 Orylen: nopenopenope
 Vanbael: New Years Steve!
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no, the Love Doctors are breaching digital containment
Snowcookies: STEVE
 Welbog: New Year's Steve!
Dmc3628: as is tradition
 01thorin01: STEVE!!
KillThreeRats: "Noone can escape the mirth of Tiddles' Happy Time.". Perfect delivery, Graham.
 SnowbirdMike: tiddles is now arrested and still in custody
 SocraticMethod: "Moron on CFUT" 
 iamn0tg00d: @DeM0nFiRe Best Christmas ever! Thanks!
 laikagoat:  jer 
 SmithKurosaki: Great CFUT, all   
 BrowneePoints: jeeeeeer
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 fastlane250: foreshadowing?
 DeM0nFiRe:      
 RandomTrivia:      
 laikagoat:    
 Mythdom: Absolutely amazing
NimrodXIV: 
EldarLuin: 
 Orxolon: clap clap clap
 margieargie:    
Noy2222: STOP
 Dog_of_Myth:   
Tempest2097: Lovely CFUT and thank you for it!
 Vanbael:   
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 tajessa applauds wildly
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   Anubis169 applauds
Forgotten_Lizard:     
 AshBurnem: 
 GertrudePerkins: *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*
Lysander_salamander: That was great
 SnowbirdMike: Well done
 JarofGoats:     
MechaKuuga: CLAP CLAP CLAP
 thraximore: 
teddywhosabear: what a show
 SmoreThanAFeelin:   
 atinyspacemarine: excellent, a+
 call_me_Aras: clap clap clap clap
 PharaohBender27:      
4dSwissCheese: Thanks all!
 iris_of_ether: Delightful 
 SymphonicLolita:   
CrazymattCaptain: beautiful
 shurtal: VAPE WAVE YEAH
Ersas:   
 MyrddintheWizard: Amazing!
 SpaceBattery: 10/10 no notes
 RockPusher:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_:   
 Mythdom:    
 awmcmillan: well done all
darkalter2000: 
NighSeptem: Loved it
Bubblefish: Fantastic
 TacitusVigil: well done!
 jibkat: Perfect no notes
 Sevinon: 
 Kiwijelly: well done
 GhostValv: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: always a delight
 NightValien28:      
ButButTheJesus: *clappity clappity clappity*
 DiscordianTokkan:    
TheAinMAP:   
 LightningElektron: I enjoyed that 
 omdorastrix:   
Riandisa: Amazing show everyone!
 BusTed:   
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SquidVorb: Clap
Noy2222: Many notes!
ForOhForError: 
Crow_T_Human: bravo CFU*T crew!
momalyd: That was amazing
 Arin108: Fantastic 
TiagoToledo: B O A T
 SnowbirdMike: Thank you LRR
 sporkraptor: yay Penelope got a credit! 
 tajessa:     
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 cmdrelk: great show    
 Orxolon: merry christmas every1
 RockPusher:    
 SajuukSjet: amazing, loved the show tonight 
 Arclight_Dynamo: I genuinely think these are some of the best things LRR does.
 Ceris75 claps
 HorusFive: 100 100 100 100 100
 Charlie_Victor7:   
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 Ritaspirithntr: Penelope CONFIRMED!!!!
 DigitalSeahorse:     
Sedorox: Merry FuT'Mas!
 Welbog: Art's art
Lysander_salamander: happy holidays, everyone!
 Badchop: Penelope in the credits!
 TemporallyAwry:  Amazing 
 SpaceBattery:    
 Gekyouryuu: merry christmas
   Anubis169: Merry Christmas!
 MyrddintheWizard:    
Bubblefish: 
darkalter2000: 
asddsa28: yay
 kusinohki: why does this music sound familiar??
 SmithKurosaki: I think y'all missed Serge on the credits tho
Forgotten_Sanity:   
 lirazel64: Truly Christmas.
 vinewood_og:                
 arcaneIllumination:   Good show!  
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 jonnykefka: Is that Penelope's first LRR credit?
 Singenmeister: I’m American yet and I don’t get how LRR isn’t a Canadian national treasure.
 wickaboxet: Amazing
 Verrain2: Wow, what a strange dream I just had.  it was this weird public tv show.
 01thorin01: Merry Christmas
 BrowneePoints: the production value was SO GOOD
 Gizmoloid:   
 PipeSmokingOwl:  
 SnowbirdMike: Merry Christmas All
 Sevinon: Hi!
 Orxolon: heeeeyyyy
 tajessa: merry f"utmas to all and to all a good night!
 Darleysam: @Arclight_Dynamo extremely strong agree
 mitomanox: absolutely kick S   
 Ceris75: Hey
 Obsolete2885: hEY
 sblue333: ooooo
 DigitalSeahorse: eyyyyyyyyyyy
EldarLuin:  
ButButTheJesus: ayyyyyyyy
 airylan: that was great
TheAinMAP: Hello.
  MrPhlip: @kusinohki it was the Muscle Touch music
  Sarah_Serinde: Fantastic work all round 
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Congratz Penelope on making the credits
LeeshaJoy: Those were some truly mangled pixels.
 Kiwijelly: Hey!
 Ritaspirithntr: Thank you @Loadingreadyrun folks!!
WearingCats_CwC: hoi
 TacitusVigil: oh was Penelope a caller to Art?
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
SquidVorb: eyyy
rabbitgta: mery Christmas
 atinyspacemarine: you guys are extremely funny
 sporkraptor: lawl
 mitomanox: Love you guys so much.
 PharaohBender27: 300 What a great show
 TehAmelie: ahoy
   Anubis169: jonnykefka: nope, but it's her first voice acting i think?
 Heckhoundbolt: Wow
 tenthtechpriest: ZETA SHIFT
 wordmogul: Hi!
 SmithKurosaki: Fancy!
 shurtal: did P legally have to get paid?
Tempest2097: That mustache is coming in nicely Graham!
 Orxolon: ok
 NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the great show
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: MIC 5!!
 RockPusher: High-LRRVision
 Rhynerd: Merry Christmas!
 LinearGif: Woah, we're living in the future
 mitomanox: Thank you for the gorgeous stream.
KillThreeRats: Not going to lie. After that transition from faux FUT-TV to high-res cameras gave me whiplash.
quillilian: *rubs eyes* so many pixels!
JadedCynic: thank you so much for that mirth and entertainment
 DigitalSeahorse: I love how soft Graham's fuzz is
EldarLuin: Have some good holidays LRR!
 Ritaspirithntr: OMG!! The screen is normal again and with such clarity!
 PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 She was in the Private Art's Private Art Instruction for Halloween 2021
 KaleidoscopeMind: zeta? but it's not midnight moonbase time!
 TheMerricat: Chat was that Penelope's first official credits?
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Noy2222: Too many pixels!
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 FacelessManAboutTown: Paul seems really tired, hope he gets some rest
 Kiwijelly: nice
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 SocraticMethod: https://i.imgur.com/FAVBtP8.mp4
 Badchop: Not to be weird about it, but it makes me extremely happy to see Graham's facial hair returning
 HbombAndFriends: Aw, heck. Here’s another 150
 Singenmeister: @digitalseahorse During Desert Bus people said it felt like baby hair.
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 Decaped: Subs.
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JadedCynic: oh wow, the subs...that'll take a while - it'll be midnight in the Maritimes by the time we're done! 
 HorusFive: LRR Bless Us, Every One
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 sblue333: I'm gonna jam to this
 Kiwijelly: oooh
cattleprodlynn: Is this the intermisson?
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 Nuurgle:  
 ShaneLeeAtk:    
 PharaohBender27: @cattleprodlynn Break before sub readings
 Dog_of_Myth: @cattleprodlynn Yes, then sub readings
 jibkat:      
cattleprodlynn: Aw, my hubs and I will have to check out the VOD then. Thanks!
 TehAmelie: it's been crimbles day for 4½ hours here :3
 Singenmeister:       
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JadedCynic: just passed midnight here 
 Earthenone: break, then subs, then presuambly smash cut to sexy ghost costume 
 SaxPython: hey @welbog  thanks for the gift sub 
 PharaohBender27: I had been curious if there would be bi-weekly highlights, but I can understand why not
 TacitusVigil: Happy Fourth Quarter, one and all!
 ShaneLeeAtk: !storm
  LRRbot: Today's storm count: 192 (new subscribers: 82, returning subscribers: 110, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 19074, new followers: 8
 mitomanox: Loved the Tiddles reference.
JadedCynic: marry crinmas everyone from Newfoundland Standard Time zone! 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 wordmogul: @pharaohbender27 there should be year-end highlights on the Boxing Day stream, right?
 mitomanox: Tiddles the Creepiest clown ever.
 PharaohBender27: @wordmogul Very likely
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 kingtorm: Apparently I've been subbed for a little while
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 Badchop: I would love to buy that shirt, alas it has not been in my size for...awhile now 
  mtvcdm: @wordmogul I definitely recall getting my shortlist in for that
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 TheMerricat: @pharaohbender27 I believe Cori is the one who does them now. and I would imagine doing them more often than they currently do would require both more clips and a lot more bandwidth for her.
 Darkpatriot: 
TheAinMAP: @PharaohBender27 There could be end-of-year highlights to look forward to in two day.
 jibkat: TheMerricat 
 mitomanox: Is it just me or they literally filmed it from a TV screen? That was genius.
 TheMerricat: @jibkat 
EldarLuin: Can't wait for the year's highlight reel
 Ceris75: Heyyyyyyyy
 PharaohBender27: @wordmogul But I had initially thought that the latest two weeks' highlights would be here, and the year's highlights would be Monday
dilfbifferent: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:29:33. 
 xantos69: @Graham_LRR This is gold plated gold served on a platinum platter.  Please keep bringing these amazing CFUTs my way.  1000
JadedCynic: Hi, G, Beej, Ian & Paul 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Im coming back to watch the full show tomorrow but I still wanted to get my sub in for CFUT
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 PharaohBender27: 
 Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
 TacitusVigil: understandable!
 Dog_of_Myth: My immersion!!
EldarLuin: Welcome to the rest of Canada, Victoria.
 VorlonScout: Good and wise call
 Charlie_Victor7: It is so nasty out
JadedCynic: it'll take a while
epsilon_vee: are we at slushpocalypse now
 RockPusher: A safe and cosy LRR is a good LRR 
 HorusFive: [swaps camera to reveal they actually are there]
 Kiwijelly: You looked very cold
 DiscordianTokkan: Ian levels much higher
WearingCats_CwC: Muh immersion
 laundreydhull: don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think bout it . . .
 RandomTrivia: Method acting!
 kusinohki: loading ready recorded??
 SocraticMethod: Ian is a bit loud
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup, good choice, stay home and comfy
 SmithKurosaki: We thank you for your sacrifice Ian
 Decaped: 3 days of driving bans here. Yay.
 mitomanox: WE LOVE YOU GUYS
 MyrddintheWizard: Cheers to Ian being in that snow for the bits.
 Echo__AJ: Thanks for ripping the curtain to shreds, there Beej! 
 margieargie: Ooof, got too much snow up there too I guess
 DacquoiseTart: It's great to see Graham's hair coming back in
 SaxPython: 
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 TacitusVigil: Thank you so much!
 crazycommie87: 
Bubblefish: Thank you all! 
 kingtorm: Currently i either have the flu or Covid for the 3rd time -_-. so tomorrow ill alone all christmas
 DigitalSeahorse: Badchop same for the rainbow logo one, I'm thinking of trying with buying largest one and making alterations cause it looks like there isn't ideal size by default
 Cheezmo: Graham is looking nice and fuzzy.
 mitomanox: g e n I u s 
 SmithKurosaki: Nice touch
 SnowbirdMike: Cool
 jibkat: yes!
 SymphonicLolita: amazing
 RandomTrivia:  WOW
 Badchop: I did not know that
 NotCainNorAbel: 'why!?
 SnackPak_: 
 cola_nq: I knew this
Lysander_salamander: neat
 Badchop: but it rules
  Foxmar320: Im not even surprised
 DigitalSeahorse: I got one of those
 DiscordianTokkan: Nice!
EldarLuin: I still have one of those afaik
 KaleidoscopeMind: cool technology!
ButButTheJesus: neat!
 AshBurnem: Gross.
 DillonEA: I know this because I have one, lol.
JadedCynic: @EldarLuin ironically, not out here on the opposite end of the country - we've had fog, drizzle and rain for like a week, so a brown xmas here
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow
 RandomTrivia: Oooooooh
 fastlane250: commodore 1702 if I remember correctly. I want one
 kusinohki: thank you whoever gave me a gift sub.  sorry I missed the original announcement
  MrPhlip: fancy
 Nigouki: The white lines flashing were a bit harsh on the eyes but otherwise very nicely done
 Its_VeeBot: That thing's an antique!
 Maddrius: I miss radioshack
just_like_aerin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
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 Its_VeeBot: It belongs in a museum!
 Travilogue: The audio desync was glorious
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
EldarLuin: @JadedCynic That's so sad. Brown Christmas' are worse than green ones
 RockPusher: I did wonder if you'd filmed it for real 'cause there were some artefacts that would be very sophisticated for a filter
 jibkat: dump to tape, then capture from VHS
 SnackPak_: that's some boards of canada shit
 cmdrzellgaudis: !storm
  LRRbot: Today's storm count: 196 (new subscribers: 82, returning subscribers: 114, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 20074, new followers: 8
JadedCynic: @Nigouki nah, the VHS tracking defects were just natural for me *shrug*
 RandomTrivia: It's clearly been rerecorded several times
 VorlonScout: This old and in 6-hour mode? They did look that bad. 
  mtvcdm: You needed to run that VHS tape through some hell
 fastlane250: Like a 5th generation copy
 TehAmelie: USB compatiable VCRs were a thing for a little while. and now they don't make VCRs anymore :C
 Kiwijelly: my cat is watching
  mtvcdm: !schedule
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 kusinohki: a 20-30 year old vhs would prolly look worse tbh...
ButButTheJesus: @Kiwijelly 
  mtvcdm: Tingle Bell Rock
 SaxPython:   
EricTheOrange: Tiiiiiingleeeeee
 DigitalSeahorse: all my VHS probably look horrible due to humidity and temp changes in my apartments
  mowdownjoe:   
 RandomTrivia: Oh hey, we never did get that Tingle screenwipe for Desert Bus...
 Travilogue: Last year was delightful!!
 PharaohBender27: Capitalism: The Nintendo Game
ButButTheJesus: KOO LOO LIMPAAAAA
 RockPusher: … and Tingle
EldarLuin: Burn it. 
 HorusFive: Let's get Tingly.... wait what?
dilfbifferent: I'm Tingly already
 VorlonScout: I am anxiously dreading/anticipatingh the Tingle stream
WearingCats_CwC: no
 RockPusher: 
EricTheOrange: R I P E N E D
Lysander_salamander: Tingle is Vegetable?
 SnowbirdMike: cool
 RockPusher: !box
  LRRbot: Box box box!
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
 laundreydhull: Wait, Did a miss an anime roundup? eyes frogot, supposedly...
 Kibbik:  
 PharaohBender27: Boxing! Day!
 RandomTrivia: BOXmas!
 DigitalSeahorse: yay
 SymphonicLolita: time for Box
 kusinohki: ripe and rotten tingle is a hole different thing...
 Sibwow: kroke the nole!
 laundreydhull: b o x -MAS!!
 iamn0tg00d: Will there be boxing?
 LordZarano: In the UK too! I think it's a Commonwealth thing
 margieargie: But will there be any boxing?  Will Boxnard show up?
JadedCynic: wooo
  mowdownjoe: The year end highlight reel!
 DigitalSeahorse:     boxing!
 RandomTrivia: The annual collective "that was this year?!" moments
 TacitusVigil: Boxnard Presents: The Boxing Day Stream!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
JadedCynic: got a great holiday break lined up 
 laundreydhull: Merry Gere Boxing
TheAinMAP:  
 Kiwijelly: Why is it called Boxing Day? Nobody knows!
 mitomanox: It's just so absolutely amazing that you guys are streaming ON XMAS EVE, and under such ABSURD weather conditions, guys. We acknowledge the effort and love you for that.
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
 PMAvers: Boxard Presents: Back in the Box 24-Hour Marathon
JadedCynic: I like your thinking, Beej!
TheAinMAP: 
 MyrddintheWizard: Don't tempt me, Beej.
 SnowbirdMike: change the password and lock them out
 crazycommie87: Mmm... Subs
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 HorusFive: "Alexa, only play LoadingReadyRun"
Boon_33: delicious plan
ButButTheJesus: nice
 nemryn: @kiwijelly because that's its name
 jibkat: take those bucks
 RockPusher: Yes!
 RockPusher: Disable *all* the BS
 atlr: yahhhhsssss
 RandomTrivia: Make sure that someone, anyone gets those bezos bucks
 DigitalSeahorse: don't risk life for travel if it is stormy icy
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 Earthenone: remember kids turn off hardware acceleration
JadedCynic: OMG yeah, just do NOT
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
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 SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAAHHA
 jibkat: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 sporkraptor: *perfection*
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
EldarLuin: So... Fox
 PharaohBender27: 
ButButTheJesus: IAN. YES.
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 RockPusher: 
 VorlonScout: Your quest is to go back in time and prevent motion smoothing from being invented.
 tenthtechpriest: POORLY
TheAinMAP: 
 margieargie:    
  mowdownjoe:   
JadedCynic: YEP, that's what that always meant 
  mtvcdm: If your parents remember MTV, save them from any more MTV
Lysander_salamander: that would be weird
 mitomanox: oh god all of this needs to be on the VOD
 laundreydhull: Revert Control-LRR Module
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TacitusVigil: Ask your parents for their credit card numbers!
MrPhlip gifted a Tier 1 sub to thesubwelcomesjuststarted! They have given 199 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 niccus: time for regular scuffed, non-scuffed, and an extra-scuffed motion-smoothed pload
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 DigitalSeahorse: I knew it!
TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: Nice
 Gizmoloid: Wanna hear something awful? My friend LIKES tv motion smoothing and keeps it on intentionally.
 Kiwijelly: hey I was first! cool
EldarLuin: 
 HorusFive: Nailed it 
   Anubis169: lol MrPhlip
JadedCynic: indeed @mtvcdm - MTV isn't MTV anymore; it's over. accept it, dad
 DigitalSeahorse:  
kindcryptid subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 84 months!
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 Kiwijelly: @Gizmoloid statistically there had to be someone
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Gizmoloid: @Gizmoloid Well at least he genuinely enjoys it.
  mtvcdm: (Santa last spotted in Southampton, New York)
 LinearGif: The big man himself
 ecocd: 7 years. wow.
icedsly is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 13 in the channel!
icedsly gifted a Tier 1 sub to megamaduo!
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 Cheezmo: I saw Beej at the mall today, but he toddled off before I could yak at him
 Ceris75: Of course I had to follow Santa
xantos69 gifted a Tier 1 sub to fut_senpai! They have given 6 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, fut_senpai! (Today's storm count: 203)
 DeM0nFiRe: What lol
 DigitalSeahorse:   poor Fuzzy
 Dog_of_Myth: haha
  mtvcdm: !clip
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 laikagoat:   
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheAinMAP! They have given 39 Gift Subs in the channel!
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 Sevinon: ummmm
austpow507 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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 Earthenone: thats great
 RandomTrivia: HOW
  mowdownjoe: Outis... how?
EldarLuin: Congrats?
 margieargie: ????
ButButTheJesus: wut
  MrPhlip: um?
dilfbifferent: gg
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Thanks for the gift sub!
 HorusFive: Well done
 crazycommie87: Uh........
 SmithKurosaki: I have a confuse
  MrPhlip: lrrbot pls
 KaleidoscopeMind: amazing
teddywhosabear: Big O for Outis
Bubblefish: huh?
 RockPusher: A bug for the holidays
 xantos69: Outis has broken this WIDE open
   Anubis169: lol
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: thanks G!
WearingCats_CwC: So did I!
 Verrain2: Hey I also gifted no subscriptions.
 Twilight_Spark: Wowee
 Kiwijelly: Don't worry kids, Santa has had a heated sleigh since since the Little Ice Age
 TehAmelie: don't divide by infinity pls chat
 HorusFive: Can confirm  5>0
 ani_laurel: How do I get on the queue for gifting nothing
Darokin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 106 months!
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 ecocd: I gifted 0 subscriptions too!
  mtvcdm: I gifted nothing first!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BeautifulSavoryPlumberOSfrog-l_1RDFhyhKCRQ4OI
 TehAmelie: divide by 0, neither
 TacitusVigil: Thank you @dog_of_myth !
 margieargie: 100 100 100 100 100
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/EnchantingStylishBarracudaPhilosoraptor-X22MbTREvmVyNsjc
 RockPusher: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: Nice
Riandisa: nice
 RockPusher: Jason!
 Kiwijelly: nice
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousVictoriousDragonflyUWot-rEWEKn_USnrJNGYa
 Dog_of_Myth: @TacitusVigil 
OlePalnatoke subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
 OlePalnatoke: 25 months!
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 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 RockPusher: nice
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: jaSON
 DeM0nFiRe: nice again
xantos69 gifted a Tier 1 sub to 90s_dad! They have given 7 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 Diabore: its good to see grahams hair coming back
 Kiwijelly: noice
adambomb625: https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegateEnticingEggnogCclamChamp-ox96zf7P4wXSPgWf
 SnackPak_: 
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to cfut! They have given 1162 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 mitomanox: Thanks to whoever gifted me a sub.   
margieargie gifted a Tier 1 sub to happy_holidays! They have given 319 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Tempest2097: @Diabore Wholeheartedly agree
RandomTrivia gifted a Tier 1 sub to and_now_this! They have given 34 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 TheAinMAP: 
EldarLuin: 
 PharaohBender27: 
JadedCynic: cue the snipers!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Bubblefish: 
 SnackPak_:  RandomTrivia
ButButTheJesus: GREAT SCOTT
 RandomTrivia: Whoops, almost missed that
 margieargie: Perfect!
 TheAinMAP:   
 RandomTrivia: 
blue_lotus_designs:   
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 mitomanox: absolutely deserved
Tempest2097: Talk about sniped
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: happy holidays
 Sevinon: The beautiful timing
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
   Anubis169: that was a nice bit
JadedCynic: BURN
 PharaohBender27: 
EldarLuin: 
 RockPusher: … and James 
 margieargie: Honestly glad I didn't close it out there for that
  mowdownjoe: #blameJames
 Cheezmo: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: so many bits
 Kiwijelly: do I?
 xantos69: I can't read!  That's why I gifted.  Help me remember!
 mitomanox: #praiseJames
Noy2222: James can read?
  mtvcdm: !patreon
  LRRbot: 2670 patrons for a total of $20,931.98 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
   Anubis169: If you can read these names, you don't need glasses
  mtvcdm: !store
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 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.  Have a Merry Happy!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
  mtvcdm: !youtube
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Tempest2097: Thank you for this lovely CFUT
 HorusFive: Happy Merry
  mtvcdm: !discord
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 SmithKurosaki: Hope everyone has a good holiday and stays safe
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
 DigitalSeahorse:      
 PharaohBender27:      
   Anubis169: hehehe
 incredulouspasserby: I actually am
 sporkraptor: thanks all and have a great time! 
 RockPusher: Stay safe and have a happy Crimmis   
  mtvcdm: !mastodon
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 TehAmelie: i will! thanks for the show
 HorusFive: Run it back folks
Riandisa: Thanks for the great show. Happy holidays all
 sporkraptor: good luck surviving the snowpocalypse!
 jibkat: a sting so nice, watch it twice
 margieargie:    
EldarLuin: Please be kind, and rewind [the VOD]
 Earthenone: a cam and ian chrismas could make a good stinger
ampinstein subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 40 months!
 ampinstein:   
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ampinstein! (Today's storm count: 212)
JadedCynic: yeah...
 laundreydhull: Wait, where's  !?
 PharaohBender27: BEEJ
thejadedthief: thanks for the stream!
 ani_laurel: I've been watching you way too long
 HorusFive: Like a flat circle
 margieargie: 2007, that was five years ago, right?
 xantos69: Beej No!
 mitomanox: poor Sarah
 sirzechs_666: Merry Christmas
 tajessa: BEEJ NO
 RockPusher: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Twilight_Spark: 
ButButTheJesus: BEEJ
WearingCats_CwC: I'll make up my own stinger. With hookers and blackjack
 Badchop: I got that reference!
JadedCynic: vhs tape - record tab
EldarLuin: Don't want tape over the special
 DigitalSeahorse:  not funny, MORE vids!
  Foxmar320: Byeeeee
 Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
 SmithKurosaki: o7
 flatluigi: and now: nothing
 Phailhammer: cya 
 SquareDotCube: also be kind and rewind!
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream everyone !       Happy holidays, folks!
ButButTheJesus: right, off to bed, take care folks, Murky Crambo and Happity Nogyog!   
 SnackPak_:   
 RockPusher:    
 iris_of_ether:   
 Charlie_Victor7: Byeeee
 HorusFive:   
 Ryban89:     
TheWarDoctor8:   
 jibkat:    
 LinearGif: lordy there are tapes
JadedCynic: peel the scotch tape that was put over the hole
 wordmogul: bye!
 Redbassist:  
 Badchop: Great stuff as usual, y'all have a good rest of your weekend (that goes for you too chat)
 sporkraptor: my face hurts from grinning so much, that was amazing
 Kiwijelly: @laundreydhull Santa got him
 TheDailyMapleSyrup:    
 Shadowsoflife:  
Tempest2097: To all a good night!
   Anubis169: Byeeeeee       
ghost_waz: 
 sirzechs_666:    
 ecocd: 
 NightValien28: have a good night and a good crimbus everyone
 tajessa: happy crimmus all!    
 Gizmoloid:   
 RandomTrivia: Merry shitscram to you all
momalyd: Now to go cook some venison
 HorusFive: And a happy new year, friends
 mitomanox:   
rabbitgta: gn all and Mery Christmas and happy holidays to all
 ThorSokar:       
 jibkat: merry crassmass
 TimIAm: happy holidays chat
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Merry Chrysler and Happy Honda-days!
WearingCats_CwC: bye. And murry crimmins
 mitomanox:     
 Gizmoloid: Merry Christmas, everyone!
 Kiwijelly: good night and Happy Hanukkah
 fastlane250: honestly I feel like recording it onto an actual tape and donating it to a thrift store
Chesul: Happy Hollandaise everyone!
 TehAmelie: happy chrystler
 sporkraptor: merr crimmis
 DeM0nFiRe: And a Many Crystals to all
 Nuurgle: And a Happy Toyotathonnukah to those who celebrate
EldarLuin:   
 DigitalSeahorse:    thanks and goodnight all, dream of sugar plums whatever they are
 mitomanox: happy xmas chat, may your shenanigans be jolly and juicy   
 RockPusher: Feed it into the archive dot org VHS Vault collection
 jibkat: mmm juicy
 sporkraptor: mmmm, salty shenanigans
 chrono2x:    Christmas music special episode!
 laundreydhull: & now, "Will Cameron Lauder return for BOX-mas...!?"
 jibkat: 
 RandomTrivia: In case anyone wanted the yuletide version of Crab https://i.imgur.com/PqF1Iym.gif
 mitomanox: file under: LINDEX P  RN
 jibkat: oh snapple the Ian and Cam log is out
 mitomanox: @jibkat    
 laundreydhull: if time for Nog, then Time 4 logs. . .
 TehAmelie: here's the show again if anybody wanted to save like, three mouse operations https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1688122571
 Nigouki: damnit
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 jibkat: haha
 margieargie: Wow.
 DeM0nFiRe:  o/  
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: night paul
 Verrain2: LOL
 jibkat: bamboozled!
 RockPusher:   
 TheMerricat: lol
 JakeKamas: Thank you Paul
Riandisa: Perfect timing
 margieargie: 
Snowcookies: thanks Paul
 Ritaspirithntr: Thank you Paul!
josh___something: Gnight paul XD
 SajuukSjet: >D
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Orxolon: gnight
 Obsolete2885: lol, dammit paul 
 Gekyouryuu: night
 Saintnex: Right on time, happy holidays Paul!
 incredulouspasserby: Good night, Paul! Merry Christmas!
 ThorSokar: Until next time Paul
Boon_33: Merry Christmas/happy Festivas
 Gekyouryuu: merry christmas, all
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 MissStarsorrow: night, and happy holidays everyone!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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