RockPusher: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
Sethalidos: Is it time for lrrBEEJ ?
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Heather and Beej for a magical Christmas Day Bonus Stream! Game: Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland) at Sun 12:00 PM PST (9m from now).
RockPusher climbs out of the pit trap
TehAmelie: ooh, i woke up just in time
Juliamon: The Twitch thumbnail for last night's stream being Wealth on the Shelf is very apropros
Didero: Oh right, I should really watch that VOD, thanks for reminding me
Didero: Not now though, obviously
mtvcdm: Tingle bell, Tingle bell, Tingle bell rock
RockPusher: ♫ Have yourself a Dery little Christmas… ♫
TXC2: Hello everybody!
RockPusher: sergeHi TXC2
TXC2: hi RockPusher
DeM0nFiRe: @TXC2 o/
TXC2: hi DeM0nFiRe
Didero: Hi TXC2 ! Merry Christmas! And also to the rest of chat
SymphonicLolita: we got 6 inches of snow overnight and our snowblower slipped a belt so I had to shovel our whole double length two car driveway by hand and it took an hour and a half
TXC2: hi Didero Merry Christmas
SymphonicLolita: I wish to remain unmoving
TXC2: SymphonicLolita be sure to stretch and drink water or else you wont have a choice on moving :p
SymphonicLolita: right, liquids is a good idea
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Heather and Beej for a magical Christmas Day Bonus Stream! Game: Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland) at Sun 12:00 PM PST (0s from now).
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: Manae lrrHORN
Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR jlrrXmastree
SymphonicLolita: got it down to a science
mtvcdm: Protip: if you give Tingle a chocolate coin, it's totally legal
Manae: The secret is that Moonbase Local is just Windows synch time
Manae: lrrSIG jlrrXmastree lrrSIG lrrSIG jlrrXmastree lrrSIG
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
SymphonicLolita: lrrARROWS lrrSIG
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Didero: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG TINGLECHU!
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
DigitalSeahorse: katesGift lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROWS
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy and Merry Christmas for those who celebrate!
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RandomTrivia: *diddle-doop*
WearingCats_CwC: hello
RandomTrivia: Who unplugged the keyboard?! lrrBEEJ
Shadowsoflife: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrSIG
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Heyo friends
Perchipy: Merry Christmas Heather and Beej!
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ReaperTitan152001: Time for Link to party!
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TXC2: PharaohBender27 lrrHEART
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mtvcdm: Those are some strong tags.
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Didero: The Road Quest soundtrack is still so good
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PharaohBender27: Looking forward to Freshly=picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, or: Capitalism, the Nintendo game sparkl171Smug
sophieghost: Happy Tinglemas, hope everyone is well
Travilogue: Oh cool, LRR is the top streamer in the AddUpTo10Tags tag!
Beleqwaya: TINGLE TINGLE KULOO-LIMPA! Merry Tinglemas everyone!
TXC2: hello sophieghost and Beleqwaya welcome
ReaperTitan152001: lrrAWESOME
HorusFive: Happy Tingle one and all
SymphonicLolita: I didn't watch this last year so I'm excited to go into this with absolutely no context
TXC2: hello HorusFive welcome
Beleqwaya: @SymphonicLolita Oh goody.
WearingCats_CwC: Context wouldn't help, trust me
Didero: Oh, THOSE tags! I'd completely forgotten you can add tags to streams
TXC2: SymphonicLolita it might be the same save file even :p
adept_nekomancer: You can add up to 10, it would seem.
RandomTrivia: @SymphonicLolita I watched the full stream last year and I honestly couldn't tell you anything meaningful
sophieghost: it's the Tingliest time of year
SymphonicLolita: that's promising LUL
ReaperTitan152001: context legend of zelda what more do you need to know?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Merry xmas everyone
Beleqwaya: I don't even understand WHY I'm here. We know what we're getting into and I still chose this.
Tzeeeeentch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
Tzeeeeentch: oh shit, didnt realise I'd passed the 5 years. Well happy canadian boxing day ey
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PharaohBender27: @SymphonicLolita I would sum it up as: CAPITALISM
Juliamon: I remember two things: being given a name input and the game promptly ignoring it, and jumping from a very tall stump
RandomTrivia: I remember exactly one thing about this game and it's that every single character is an asshat
TXC2: all I remember is we had a sidekick to play a boombox with the Zelda opening chest theme
SymphonicLolita: perfect
Beleqwaya: I remember "Don't play the Mini Games"
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Oh my gods I forgot about that :D
Manae: Game so far has been "tingle's being manipulated in a pyramid scheme" as I recall
GapFiller: !picnic
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
RockPusher: lrrFINE
SymphonicLolita: lrrFINE
Beleqwaya: lrrFINE
Noy2222: IS everything fine?
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
ReaperTitan152001: lrrHERE
adept_nekomancer: lrrFINE
laundreydhull: sparklesparklesparkels....
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I'd forgotten about the name input
Manae: Either that or prosperity gospel
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
TXC2: Here we GO!
CommiePuddin: Ooh, just in time!
TStodden: Not necessarily a Pyramid, per say... but it's DEFINITELY a MLM thing
Beleqwaya: lrrCREEPL lrrDOTS lrrCREEPR
ReaperTitan152001: lrrHEATHER lrrBEEEJ
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QuixoticScrivener: 23 months? See you in 2023!
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TXC2: Hello Beej and Heather
Didero: Hello!
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
DeM0nFiRe: Hello! lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrBEEEJ and lrrHEATHER !
Cunobelenos: Merry Tinglemas everyone!
nickthecatbear: lrrAWESOME lrrSHINE
BlueMechanic: Tingle on Christmas, as is tradition
Beleqwaya: Do we have ot?
GapFiller: good evening lrrBEEEJ Beej lrrHEATHER Heather lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
WearingCats_CwC: hoi
SymphonicLolita: many sounds happening
stillalivesomehow: hello <3
laikagoat: no
coggy9 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap vicksyBounce vicksyDance
Travilogue: Probably not
Didero: I wasn't good, no, but I do deserve music
ReaperTitan152001: lrrHEART lrrAWESOME lrrHEART
Cunobelenos: I was ok…
richard_ermen: I deserve all the rupees we can get ^^
mtvcdm: I have been manners of various legality
TXC2: !findquote Deserve
LRRbot: Quote #7717: "I deserve a cry button." —Heather [2021-08-08]
Gekyouryuu: I've never been good
UnnnaturalD20: absolutely 💯 not
Dared00: I've been less bad than last year
Gekyouryuu: morally or emotionally
SajuukSjet: audio from on high! echoing hilariosly
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
HorusFive: Let's just say I was good and continue with the facade
chenhsi2 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 82 months!
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RockPusher: Merry Christmas Heather & Beej - thank you for sharing it with us lrrSHINE
SymphonicLolita: I deserve whatever I'm about to witness
silvertabbycat: hiiiii happy crimmus
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
TXC2: xmas isn't until Tuesday for me :p
HorusFive: ONE Game!
DigitalSeahorse: Merridict Chrimberbatch!
Didero: There's a bar blinking on the bottom third occasionally, is that just on my end?
richard_ermen: Only one game. Jojos Bizzare Adventure.
Alness49: Tingle was banished to the X-mas dimension
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: katesLol
RandomTrivia: And, more importantly, that nobody will be subjected to this game on any other day
vegetalss4 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months, currently on a 66 month streak!
vegetalss4: Merry Christmas
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Didero: Oh good, thanks
TStodden: I thought Freeze-Dried Tingles don't work as well.
TXC2: ah yes the DS
Juliamon: I vaguely remember it happening last year too
mtvcdm: !patreon
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RockPusher: TXC2 That wonderful confluence of the calendar and Monday-ised holidays where Christmas Day follows Boxing Day lrrAWESOME
mtvcdm: !store
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TheBattleOfHastings: Merry Yuletide!
mtvcdm: !ytmember
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mtvcdm: !prime
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laundreydhull: but what happens when you finally finish it? lrrHEATHER lrrBEEEJ
flaressi: question is will they restart it because they forgot what happened in it last year
PharaohBender27: Party1225 Time for Capitalism: The Nintendo Game!
MrQBear: is that a dog in a tingle outfit??
Didero: Huh, the sub notifier popup shows behind the game
TXC2: wow this game is 15 years old :p
ReaperTitan152001: lrrHEATHER lrrBEEEJ lrrFINE lrrGREED
Aenir798: It was loud for us too
HorusFive: This game is as old as the callback on yesterday's LRL
TXC2: Game was LOUD, thank you Beej
laundreydhull: ah, question Been! ugly LRR sweaters when!?
DEATHlikescats: uni1000 donations/tips you say???
TStodden: Isn't "Capitalism: The Nintendo Game" just Fortune Street?
Evil_John_Cena: HI Beej Hi Heather
DigitalSeahorse: is this holiday themed game?
Didero: No rush, thanks Heather :)
adept_nekomancer: lrrFINE
TXC2: hello Evil_John_Cena welcome
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse Yes in that it's all about capitalism, otherwise no
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DigitalSeahorse: the character reminds me of katamari
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOPY
RockPusher: Tingle‽
Didero: Does that say '11 minutes'?
TXC2: DigitalSeahorse do you not celebrate the birth of our lord and saviour Tingle? Kappa
mtvcdm: 11 meters
Anubis169 hugs Beej & Heather
Eklinaar: Mukbang PogChamp
TXC2 hugs Anubis169
Anubis169 hugs TXC2 too
Eklinaar: Kreygasm
JadedCynic: celebrations everyone! <3
Angreed66: They warded off James
WearingCats_CwC: I already ate :( I'm full of turkey, cheese and trifle
RockPusher: joekimCheers
JadedCynic: may you all be warm, safe and happy
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] Full-throttle mushing stuff in front of my face.
LRRbot: New quote #8403: "Full-throttle mushing stuff in front of my face." —Heather [2022-12-25]
nickthecatbear: I zoned out briefly and came back in the middle of a weird moment, hahaha. Merry Tingle-mas!
RockPusher: Spill the tea directly into the mouth
CaKnuckleguy: It's tea-riffic
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE @Sunmare_Dragon37 lrrSHINE
CaKnuckleguy: But how do they get the vanilla beans into the cow?
DEATHlikescats: @nickthecatbear I think that’s gonna happening a lot today
Piratical_tendancies: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mischievous_Catgeist: ive got some gingerbread tea <3
RandomTrivia: @CaKnuckleguy They sprinkle it on the grass and the cows eat them lrrBEEJ
RockPusher: Note - in spite of repeated attempts, tea has been found to be unsuitable as a breathing medium
nickthecatbear: @DEATHlikescats true true
Juliamon: WHAT ELSE would you put banana bread in??
TXC2: "I'm gonna drink it!" She Said, in Gollem-esque voice
Juliamon: Banana bread goes in foil!!
PharaohBender27: Speaking of, for Christmas I got some beeswax food wrappers!
DigitalSeahorse: you can have your tea and drink it too! katesJuice PrideLGBTea
Shadowsoflife: Curses foiled again
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon Banana bread goes in *mouth*
RockPusher: Why no plastic wrap at moonbase?
Didero: Let's compromise: Everybody's wrong
adept_nekomancer: uhh... fashion a wrapper out of surplus MtG sleeves?
arkham1981: You should tying making french toast with the banana bread. It's amazing!
DigitalSeahorse: I'm drinking the Oat Nog I didn't spill
DEATHlikescats: Lol
jaqofspades: If it goes in foil, does that mean you can just pop it directly into a toaster oven?
Cheezmo: Just be bougie and get beezwax sheets
SymphonicLolita: banana bread stays in the container it was baked in because I;m lazy
TXC2: Beejwax sheets?
JadedCynic: parchment paper @Cheezmo B)
Mischievous_Catgeist: back to the land of scam!
DigitalSeahorse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Heather and Beej for a magical Christmas Day Bonus Stream! Game: Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland) at Sun 12:00 PM PST (14m ago).
mtvcdm: I'm sure we remember everything
RockPusher: Instructions?
Mischievous_Catgeist: i finished it yesterday
mtvcdm: The thing to remember is everyone in the world is trying to screw Tingle out of all his cash and also cash is literally our health bar.
PharaohBender27: Spielanleitung?
kusinohki: I vaguely remember a pirate base being near the end...
Didero: German, French, and Dutch, respectively
Aenir798: Wow Beej, I didn't know you were fluent in European!
DEATHlikescats: I believe last we left off, tingle was doing work for others to remember their memories?!
Marcanius: Could you read the Dutch one? (the third)
DEATHlikescats: Ah yes!!,
princess_intell: merry christmas everyone!
TXC2: Dutch, French and German AKA English Kappa
adept_nekomancer: All spells cast from HP. Yep, that sounds like capitalism.
princess_intell: is this DS?
TStodden: Your money is your life... so don't go broke... OR ELSE
TXC2: princess_intell yeap
DEATHlikescats: Pyramid scheme! Tingle gets bamboozled into a cult
Noy2222: #NotAScam
TStodden: It's NOT A PYRAMID... It's a MLM Tower
princess_intell: tingle creeps me out
mtvcdm: We have to pay people to convince them to talk to us and if we don't give them enough money they just keep it and still won't talk to us.
SquareDotCube: right, this game's over 15 years old
TXC2: it's not a Pyramid, it's more of a Ziggurat
RandomTrivia: Barkle is very good
RockPusher: mattlrDogchamp mattlrDogchamp mattlrDogchamp
Thatwasademo: Barkle's Shut Up And Jam Gaiden
TheAwkes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
TheAwkes: Merry Whatever the Heck This Is!
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princess_intell: to it's a capitalist scam pyramid scheme.... Merry Christmas!
RandomTrivia: benginBark
RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
Tiber727: You have Barkle at home?
PharaohBender27: Right, crafting!
princess_intell: how's everyone's holiday/normal day been?
mtvcdm: Right. I have a wiki up for the optimal prices for things, but as per last year, Beej doesn't actually want that info (at least before they've committed to a price.)
RockPusher: tqsBORK mattlrBork
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell Pretty good! Got a new kitchen knife, reusable beeswax food wrapper sheets, and a travel phone charger as gifts!
SquareDotCube: Sea-Bills
princess_intell: I see that heather will be playing the part of Scrooge this afternoon
RockPusher: sharkf11SHAKE
princess_intell: I mostly a really, really nice CK One gift set
TXC2: Tingle is a lover Kappa
princess_intell: tingle is a capitalist
SquareDotCube: oh right, get your moss
Beleqwaya: The aggressive one was Titch
SquareDotCube: Teddy was the one that had a boombox that played the discovery jingle
princess_intell: so at what point does heather drag the in-game merchants to the alley out back?
Anubis169: Does Tingle have a 5 O'Clock Shadow in this one?
princess_intell: This Is (Not) A Satire
Anubis169: or is that just me
mtvcdm: Oh, right, occasionally, if we take too long, we have to keep feeding the tower or else it might start shrinking.
princess_intell: is this a game or a racketeering scheme?????
TXC2: princess_intell yes
SymphonicLolita: remember when games actually came with a manual
Didero: Old games were just straight-up inscrutable without first reading the manual
princess_intell: are we about to get shanked?
Didero: Glad they got tutorials now
Endrion: I remember this game. You can also heal your bodyguards with potions.
nickthecatbear: Gotta pay people for the privilege of giving them money
PharaohBender27: Right, we can shake money out of this tree!
princess_intell: do beej and heather still own a working DS??
Didero: 3 DS?
princess_intell: 3 DS 3's? wait.
kristian_fischer: I read it as "Freshly-Packed" Tingle and was all "yeah, that fits."
Didero: Can a 3DS play NDS games?
princess_intell: yes
princess_intell: i remember my pink DS lite! it was my 10th birthday gift with nintendogs and mario kart DS
RandomTrivia: D'awww
Juliamon: Nintendo handhelds tend to be backwards compatible with the previous generation (initially, anyway)
mtvcdm: Oh: also, I just checked HowLongToBeat. Main story: 31 hours.
Juliamon: so yeah, NDS is playable on 3DS
Endrion: You can make a potion and drop it to give it to them, if I remember right
princess_intell: most people buy a new 2DS for 3DS, NDS, and DSi games
Beleqwaya: I think you need to jump into the fight with them and move them onto the other monsters at the same time?
Endrion: You only pay if they run outta gas.
Didero: I still have my DS Lite, that was a great little handheld
princess_intell: it doesn't have a 3d display, but 99.9% of the population doesn't care
laundreydhull: Outini!!
TXC2: ah yes the very subtlety marked pirate ship
Juliamon: I still have my teal DS somewhere. It doesn't work, but I still have it.
totole654: guérsion = healing
TXC2: I still have a gameboy colour :P
laundreydhull: No one can tell me they aren't Jawas.
Juliamon: I probably still have my GBC too, and my GB Pocket
Mischievous_Catgeist: you gave him 1k last time i think
ConspiracyOfCartographers: When the faint
ConspiracyOfCartographers: *they
Didero: Just press all the buttons at once Kappa
terribleplan: I think the whistle is changing the "mode" of your follower, then you can talk if they are in a certain mode
Snowcookies: s'evanouir means faint or vanish
princess_intell: up up down down left right left right A B start
rubikdarkwill: I seem to remember there being potions to heal them?
Beleqwaya: There are definitely potions
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I remember us making potions
princess_intell: is it just me or is this game incomprehensibly strange
Alchemistmerlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months, currently on a 93 month streak!
Alchemistmerlin: Hoopy Crispness!
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Didero: It's a power-up potion, not a healing one
Didero: Oh, never mind
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell Oh it IS a strange game
TXC2: it's Tingle, it's gonna be weird
princess_intell: btw, the CFUT special was 10/10 last night
mtvcdm: Ah the wonders of not playing a game for a year
princess_intell: quick beej's gone do crimes
itira: when you gotta go, you gotta go!
adept_nekomancer: Wow, she really doesn't tolerate the existence of rabbits.
iris_of_ether: Beating up rabbits for carrots :D
princess_intell: i actually kind of love the fight animation
PharaohBender27: Yeah, IIRC you use minced meat for potion recipes
Manae: I seem to recall it being beneficial to get the fight-ball as big as possible by grabbing more than one enemy
TXC2: "maybe we just need more money?" ah, Capitalism Kappa
mtvcdm: Oh right, yeah, didn't they say it was better if we had our bodyguard combo enemies?
Earthenone: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #656: "That penguin and that dog are gonna fight... or lrrEFF !" —Beej [2015-09-07]
ConspiracyOfCartographers: Don't you get better rupees when you get more animals in the fiht?
mtvcdm: Fight more of them at once and they drop better stuff?
Didero: Those 'mini' oranges are the size of our torso
princess_intell: question: why does this game exist?
Juliamon: because Japan thought it would be funny
princess_intell: is tingle _that_ popular in japan?
Didero: Better question: Why don't more of this type of game exist? :p
Shadowsoflife: money
mtvcdm: It's so disconcerting to have just no music
adept_nekomancer: Tingle stole 12 tomatoes. That's as many as 1.2 tens.
princess_intell: @adept_nekomancer good math
Juliamon: Japan is much more open to making and releasing weird games onto the mass market.
princess_intell: fair
Juliamon: Especially Nintendo.
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mtvcdm: And as shown, we can get in there and help, though we lose rupees in the fight.
itira: uh oh
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Endrion: You can drag the fightcloud around to pull more targets in, too. The more things you take out in one cloud the nicer the drops
Endrion: You have to be IN the cloud yourself
princess_intell: i just wish switch games weren't so bloody expensive
princess_intell: and/or that the switch eshop had an actual return policy
mtvcdm: We have to do the fight too if we want to drag the cloud
TXC2: "we do not talk about fight cloud!"
SymphonicLolita: go to the tapes!
Snowcookies: I'm pretty sure you made no promises
Didero: Free seaweed!
adept_nekomancer: The ocean is just a seaweed store.
PharaohBender27: As I recall, you let Tingle run out of rupees just to see what would happen
TStodden: Don't grind games... the dust isn't good for you.
princess_intell: but it took away liquid capital
Asimech: Drowning, nature's bartering.
Endrion: If you have the gem from this island, you may need to grind up or earn some cashola and just grow the tower.
princess_intell: no health bar?
mtvcdm: @princess_intell Our cash IS our health bar
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell The number of rupees we have IS our health
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @princess_intell the rupees are our health. and our cash
princess_intell: oh god this game is a capitalist nightmare
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: yup
TStodden: In this game... Money = Life
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell This is why I called it Capitalism: The Nintendo Game
adept_nekomancer: That is an appropriate response to clowns.
mtvcdm: Dear game, please remind us of what we're supposed to be doing
Thatwasademo: excuse me, Beej?
princess_intell: this feels like the designers wanted to make an "easier" game that didn't need a death mechanic, but they overshot and made a capitalist hellscape by accident
Juliamon: it wasn't by accident
TXC2: your money is you health, it's like the movie In time
Juliamon: if you watch the first episode, it's very deliberate
Thatwasademo: the plot of the game involves Tingle getting scammed by Uncle Rupee
princess_intell: ah
princess_intell: oh, i see
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell Like, all those townspeople we passed by earlier? They wouldn't even TALK to us until we had paid them money
princess_intell: i wasn't here last year
TStodden: TXC2... In that movie, time = money = life
princess_intell: ngl, half the time i'm watching a stream it's a 75/25 split between chat and stream
Thatwasademo: it's not so much a *capitalist* hellscape as a multi level marketing hellscape, though
Abelzumi: I really love Tingle's sprite motion?? Am I weird or is that just a cool thing
TXC2: Thatwasademo that's the same thing
TStodden: The only difference is that you have an eternal drain on said resource.
Travilogue: The ocarina said it could call the pirate ship? Maybe we hitch a ride?
kusinohki: praise belopa!
TXC2: here we are, the pirates
Pantsravaganza: here we go
princess_intell: that's.... certainly a character design
ConspiracyOfCartographers: Last time you summoned the pirates andthen did the whole dungeon on the pirate's base.
SquareDotCube: sell him one of each ingredient?
Abelzumi: "Alright, for this character, we're gonna need something mercantile—so, somewhere between 'benthic' and 'scrotal.'"
Thatwasademo: @TXC2 can you not
ConspiracyOfCartographers: but I don't remember if there was anything else
ConspiracyOfCartographers: I think the pirate with the rowing boat might take you back there?
mtvcdm: Like if anyone *actually* knows what our task is...
SquareDotCube: probably on the other side (the second continent)
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Dear Lord, man, purge!
princess_intell: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain. Pain is always in the box.
SymphonicLolita: pain is stored in the box
Gophersaurus: !badadvice
LRRbot: Oil your manual.
princess_intell: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
princess_intell: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Wolfstrike_NL: jlrrPeakslit Marry Xmas to yall lrrSHINE
Shadowsoflife: lrrSHINE
Wolfstrike_NL: Merry * as well
TemporallyAwry: !findquote tingle
LRRbot: Quote #6930: "If you're Chuck Tingle, see a doctor." —RebelliousUno [2020-05-05]
Gophersaurus: Merry Tinglemas
TXC2: hello Wolfstrike_NL Merry Xmas
Earthenone: remember youtube, tingle the bingle
princess_intell: @Earthenone you have given me cursed words
mtvcdm: This game apparently not very friendly to taking long breaks between sessions.
kusinohki: dangle the bangle??
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TheMerricat: Chat, I haven't been watching 100% closely before now. I noticed that Beej was reading the French version of the manual... I know that is probably a stream choice but did they need a link to the English version of hte manual?
princess_intell: kringle the dingle?
SquareDotCube: I think we have to grind
Greggleswong: Omg yesssss
princess_intell: gringle the tingle
TemporallyAwry: !findquote grind
LRRbot: Quote #3381: "You cannot grind on the side of the computer monitor." —Ben [2016-09-07]
TXC2: we have to grind for our Lord and Saviour
Travilogue: 4K?!?
rditullio: Holy butt balloon Batman!
princess_intell: what about ds monitors
mtvcdm: 4,000? That's all the rupees in the world!
Thatwasademo: generally crafting is better iirc
patbaer: Merry Christmas I am now full of turkey and sides
SquareDotCube: Beej you have a walkthrough, there's probably crafting recipes right there
iris_of_ether: Big Etsy Mood right there
Lord_Hosk: You should rob a bank, banks have lots of money in them
TXC2: the Game doesn't value our labour, we need a union!
RockPusher: Tingle doesn't not have a business degree and therefore manufactured goods don't attract additional value?
rocketjohn: Merry Christmas Heather and Beej, Merry Christmas LRRchat
RockPusher: *does not
angryoptimist: Kinda sorta what on earth is "Tingly"?
TemporallyAwry: @Lord_Hosk Worked for Stalin PrideShrug
angryoptimist: Like, that's "Tingly" as a noun, right?
Thatwasademo: some of the craftables are worth very little more than their ingredients and are meant to be crafted to use, but I don't think you ever lose money except in as much as time is money
TXC2: hello rocketjohn Merry Christmas
rditullio: Soup!
Greggleswong: Hand potion 🫣
SymphonicLolita: m e a t
RandomTrivia: Hi Stu! lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Nice to meat you!
TStodden: Meat & Tomatos?
SquareDotCube: IIRC you can sell the broth
Greggleswong: I'd still eat it
mtvcdm: We do have the recipe for Tingly... which we have plenty of ingredients for.
Endrion: You have to put stuff into a jar to sell it.
Mischievous_Catgeist: bottles
Endrion: You get the jars back
Didero: Speedrun record for this game is a bit under 4 hours, I feel you can do it Kappa
adept_nekomancer: The tank is clogged with m e a t
rditullio: Call it bone broth and charge more.
kusinohki: goods and services can be exchanged for money??!!
Travilogue: I think I recall fireworks selling good? Maybe?
Greggleswong: Market it to carnivore dieters
Rourke9: Supply creates demand, obviously!
Serivus: I just went back to watch the VOD from last time, and you were trying to get the tower higher
Serivus: right when you called it for the stream
RockPusher: A greater fool than Tingle?! We must find them and exploit them!
Serivus: you were selling simple juice to the journalist near the fountain, and medicine to the guard at the entrance
Thatwasademo: scrap broth is the one thing you lose money on
Didero: At least we get to keep the bottle
TheMerricat: "This is a guide for obtaining every recipe in Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland. Note that to make a certain dish, you don't need to have the recipe. However, if you don't have the recipe, you can only make one batch at a time."
mtvcdm: All the people we talk to look so inherently sinister
TXC2: mtvcdm well they are on the left of the screen Kappa
TehAmelie: one thousand dollars! uh, rupees
TheMerricat: @TXC2 ysbrydPunjail Boo! Boo! :P
TemporallyAwry: The windows sounds a little bit ago were from the stream, yeah?
Didero: Wait where is the lady that was following us?
Texan_Reverend: Good afternoon, Heather & Beej!
TXC2: hello Texan_Reverend welcome
TehAmelie: shalom
PharaohBender27: @Texan_Reverend Ahoy-hoy! lrrBEEEJ and lrrHEATHER have been refamiliarizing themselves with this game
Texan_Reverend: Hi there @txc2
TheMerricat: Thing to note, your original pot can only hold 5 items at a time, which most recipies require more than.
TXC2: Didero she doesn't follow us into the shop area
Texan_Reverend: And greetings, chatfolk!
ConspiracyOfCartographers: You had put some moey in the tower already, so you might have enough already?
Didero: @TXC2 Ah, ok, thanks
adept_nekomancer: meat and carrot sounds like it should be a thing, logically, but the odds of hitting a recipe by chance seems really low
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo tasty
mtvcdm: Tingly goes for 42, hand potion goes for 50.
Thatwasademo: only the first three real recipes can be made with small pot
Serivus: yeah, they had dropped at least 2000 rupees in at the end of last stream
RockPusher: Greetings Texan_Reverend - I hope you and yours are safe and well lrrHEART
Texan_Reverend: Hey there @pharaohbender27 Thanks for catching me up.
Thatwasademo: er, four
Thatwasademo: you have Tingly in your list
Greggleswong: This almost needs a spreadsheet
Thatwasademo: yeah you have all possible recipes right now
Texan_Reverend: So far, so good @rockpusher Thanks! And to you and yours, as well.
Lord_Hosk: Tingle is a perfect game with no problems you take that back!
Didero: Only 50 rupees? You should haggle better!
mtvcdm: So how's it going chat? How's your Christmas?
TheMerricat: Chat, does anyone else have 'fond' memories of getting video games for Christmas and then immediately sitting down to play them obsessively for hours with your sibling(s) fighting over whose turn it was next?
Thatwasademo: can't haggle item sell prices, sadly
SquareDotCube: Tingly is also a health potion for your bodyguards
TehAmelie: so our objective is making millions of rupees huh
Anubis169: My gift on this wonderful christmas day, to all of Chat
Juliamon: TheMerricat Oh absolutely
Anubis169: xxxNO xxxY xxxO xxxU
Anubis169: xxxR xxxE xxxB xxxRE
Anubis169: xxxA xxxT xxxH xxxTA
Anubis169: xxxK xxxI xxxN xxxG
PharaohBender27: @mtvcdm Not too bad - got a new kitchen knife, some reusable beeswax food covers, and a travel phone charger as gifts
Anubis169: a 16-part Keanu Reeves emote
manfred909: tqsFine
patrick_stonecrusher: horrifying
TXC2: Anubis169 it's breathtaking
SymphonicLolita: thank u for this gift
Cunobelenos: Very breathtaking, Anubis.
iris_of_ether: Oh my gosh
DigitalSeahorse: no
Serivus: you have 2k in the fountain, if you need 4k you should be able to make the tower taller now
DigitalSeahorse: YOUre breathtaking
Thatwasademo: information is valuable
angryoptimist: Ambitiously breathtaking
oatway: tingly
PharaohBender27: @Serivus Yeah, but we don't want to run out of rupees!
Thatwasademo: if you can get oranges and tomatoes simple juice is pretty good
adept_nekomancer: Isn't the "tingly" potions what you were using to heal your bodyguard? It might be worth keeping at least one or two
SymphonicLolita: @TheMerricat we don't christmas but I remember getting an N64 for the first time (that I still have!) and playing absurd amounts of DK64
Thatwasademo: 84 to the journalist
serramarkov: Budget armies are the worst.
CAKHost: Merry Christmas everyone!
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Thatwasademo: that said, you can't really grind for oranges/tomatoes very well since they grow on bushes that slowly replenish
TXC2: hello CAKHost Merry Christmas
rocketjohn: @CAKHost Merry Christmas :)
ylegm: hey, it's tingle time!
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
Gekyouryuu: gesundheit
TXC2: Bless you
Thatwasademo: you done it
ylegm: can we exoect a finale today?
Thatwasademo: probably not
PharaohBender27: Daaaang, we zooming
SymphonicLolita: zooom
DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits! vicksyHype
MichaelVYee: Off we go
mtvcdm: 59 meters = 193 feet
RandomTrivia: @ylegm Someone was saying that How Long to Beat said approx 31 hours to finish the main story. We'll be doing this a few years :D
ylegm: @RandomTrivia long grind for that cash
mtvcdm: Believe in the tower that believes in you
Thatwasademo: now you can reach a new zone
Greggleswong: Nice!
richard_ermen: Do we have an actual number of height we need to reach?
mtvcdm: The height we need is High Enough To Reach Rupeeland
richard_ermen: that Hobo Grandma?
richard_ermen: It's scottish Granny!
mtvcdm: Helps to have a map
BryJeepGuy: don't we have to go back to town to buy a blank map
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Just got here, I forgot how horrifying this game is.
RandomTrivia: "heart meat" O_o
TXC2: the heart is a muscle
mtvcdm: Give us your heart meat
TXC2: hello ScrapyardGhostTrain welcome
SquareDotCube: well that explains the heart pickups for Link I guess
Cheezmo: Freddie? Is that you?
Didero: right, I have to go. Thanks for the stream, and have a nice Christmas day!
mtvcdm: !holes
LRRbot: Mugs are portable holes.
Juliamon: oh right, I remember this guy
TXC2: so long Didero stay safe
Greggleswong: 😍
richard_ermen: he wearing a workman's speedo?
Juliamon: sure is
TheThromborax: with all the love in my heart, why do you play THIS game every December 25th?
jonnykefka: he's wearing a...high-cut swimsuit
SquareDotCube: consult!
Juliamon: TheThromborax When else would they play it?
Thatwasademo: you can't afford this
TXC2: TheThromborax this is only the 2nd time they've done this
adept_nekomancer: "We'll offer you 9 bucks and this meat we got from a haunted cow."
mtvcdm: Remember, chat, they don't want the price until they commit and make the progress.
TheThromborax: @juliamon given that it's "Rosy", May 1st?
richard_ermen: Hmmm, a good shovel can be worth 10, 10000 or a good shove. Depends on the person.
ylegm: Wow, I just got the craziest deja vu :p
Greggleswong: Can you torpedo relationships by lowballing?
richard_ermen: Gow much in can$ is a rupee?
richard_ermen: *how
TheThromborax: @txc2 Right. 100% of the sample size*. (*sample size is two years.)
PharaohBender27: Like a . . . spade? Trowel? tqsSmug
ScrapyardGhostTrain: A convenient burrowing animal's claws?
TXC2: PharaohBender27 I'm thinking a big spoon Kappa
mtvcdm: You ever just think about moles?
RockPusher: sergeMoly sergeMoly sergeMoly
TehAmelie: i think the exchange rate is pretty inscrutable. like, you get a jar of energy drink (if you have your own jar) for 160 rupees and a one of a kind magical set of swimming flippers for 500
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Wait, really? I was just joking about burrowing animals. LUL
SquareDotCube: a broom cut, you could say
jonnykefka: The game is subtly hinting that you're...missing somethig
Thatwasademo: the love carp is a little old fish where
MrGibberish: Hi friends! lrrAWESOME
jonnykefka: @Thatwasademo NO
Travilogue: Oh yeah!
Thatwasademo: i can't be bothered to write the rest of that song parody
PharaohBender27: Ninja!
TehAmelie: a ninja scroll?
Bowlsrus2000: The love boat
SymphonicLolita: nani?!
SquareDotCube: "That was not the last time we saw him"
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo chat, hi Heather and Beej. I hope today has been sufficiently Tingly so far
Thatwasademo: it's a secret to everybody
TXC2: Hello Sarah_Serinde
ylegm: I believe this is at least the third time we've met them
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Ahoy-hoy! We've unlocked a new continent
adept_nekomancer: How polite of it to answer you
SymphonicLolita: [loon_noise dot wav]
Alness49: You need the [Snoot Key]
Thatwasademo: seems about right
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Ooh new stuff
nickthecatbear: I also hold my key aloft and laugh maniacally when I open the door to my apartment
Pantsravaganza: To enter you must boop the snoot
kusinohki: nose key for nose lock? are we in a resident evil game now??
MrGibberish: “Where’s there is a Nose door, there must be a Nose key”
TheMerricat: @nickthecatbear If the key to my apartment was shaped like my nose... I would ALWAYS make a show of using it.. 100% guaranteed :D
nickthecatbear: @TheMerricat I think that just becomes a legal requirement of owning such a key
SquareDotCube: paper is plant-based...
jonnykefka: high in fiber...on account of paper being entirely fiber
TXC2: "let them eat grass cake"
mtvcdm: Wh---- what
kusinohki: I forget his name.... helper of lon lon ranch in OoT...
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I hope that's not a hint about another use for the shovel... LUL
jonnykefka: she is very aggro
WearingCats_CwC: Now to continue murdering your livestock
Alness49: Tingle removes his hood, only to be revealed as The Farmer's Wife
Alas_Babylon: What's a ketchup that's more potato than tomato?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: these cows have the face of a sectoid
Makrosian_Tae: Wait, is this a a real game?
Thatwasademo: good news, sweet potatoes are found in this very zone
Thatwasademo: bad news, you need the shovel for them
Juliamon: It's been a real game for 15 years
TheMerricat: @Alas_Babylon So fun fact, Ketchup used to not contain ANY tomatos.
ContingentCat: @Makrosian_Tae unless we're all having a shared hallucination, yup
Alas_Babylon: blasphemy
TXC2: once, just the one time
Makrosian_Tae: Omg
RandomTrivia: Not only did Nintendo pay to have this game made, Beej and Heather have paid to play it
ylegm: @TheMerricat I prefer mushroom ketchup
Gekyouryuu: Real Europe? I was hoping it was from Narnia
Asimech: "Real Europe"? Sounds fake, tbh.
SquareDotCube: can't see through Tingle's bits though
ScrapyardGhostTrain: As a European, can confirm, Europe isn't real.
Anubis169: on behalf of europe, we apologise for this
RandomTrivia: ^
Anubis169: (since europe isn't real, it's not a real apology)
Anubis169: :P
rocketjohn: Speak for yourself, i apologise for nothing.
MrGibberish: There’s plants have a very quick growth cycle
TehAmelie: i'm scared what content this might have that's rated age 12 and up
TXC2: Europe is as real as we want it to be
mtvcdm: I got a three-pound tub of Jelly Belly as one of my Christmas things so I'm certainly good there for a while.
ContingentCat: the real Europe is the friends we made along the way
TXC2: TehAmelie the shovel man trusts his hips A LOT
Asimech: I would like to note that Anubis169 does not speak for Finland. B/c if Finns started apologising for weird stuff we'd never stop.
TXC2: *thrusts
Alas_Babylon: How can Europe be real if our eyes aren't real
WearingCats_CwC: mmm sweet potato beard
Juliamon: TehAmelie Extreme capitalism
Anubis169: sorry about that Asimech Kappa
Thatwasademo: you got most of it
Makrosian_Tae: Who is this companion with the metal bikini??
mtvcdm: Look, Beej, you ever fish in the Midwest? That's just how it goes here. Carp all over the place and you can't do anything with them.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is a weird animal crossing mod
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tae Hired bodyguard
TXC2: Makrosian_Tae our bodyguard
Greggleswong: Were you able to move once the wheel was triggered?
PharaohBender27: @Makrosian_Tae The Duke - he repairs bridges
TheMerricat: You are crazy.
mtvcdm: 100 rupees is not enough.
TXC2: why not both?
PharaohBender27: Right, I remember this also being how we got hints last year
RandomTrivia: You're playing this game for a second time, arguably you're both of those things lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: no
mtvcdm: It is not 4 digits.
SquareDotCube: think about this, you just paid over 4K to raise the tower
Makrosian_Tae: Wild
jonnykefka: I'm not looking at a walkthrough but I feel like this is a go big or go home situation
mtvcdm: It is between 100 and 4 digits.
Gekyouryuu: between 101 and 999
Juliamon: between 100 and 9999 technically
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so, not 100 digits long. got it
mtvcdm: Okay, fine, optimal price is between 100 and 999.
ylegm: thankfully no inventory management
gizmofreak1: 500?
mtvcdm: I'm only giving the information Beej and Heather ask for here, so.
mendokusai_jamesdean: Ok, I just got in. What is the object of this game?
Juliamon: mendokusai_jamesdean Earn rupees
ReaperTitan152001: go 420
Anubis169: capitalism
Juliamon: every element is based around paying rupees
PharaohBender27: Can we get back to the home continent? I feel like we could go back and cooks some recipes to boost our rupee count
TXC2: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
Thatwasademo: also for the person who asked earlier, our current bodyguard is a lady named Zonma, who is an Expert Swordswoman
TheMerricat: @mendokusai_jamesdean We are being scammed in a MLM and they want us to dump rupees into a tower to reach 'rupeeland' i.e. heaven.
Thatwasademo: "Her personality is somewhat sharp and her sword is her best friend..."
mtvcdm: I got the price sheets, the rest of you don't have to worry about that, I got it.
r10pez10: morning tinglers
mendokusai_jamesdean: Interesting. Thank you
RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 ... well that's cursed O_o
RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 Please never call Chat that again :D
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I love that heychat is a command that exists, but also hate that it's necessary.
TXC2: hello r10pez10
Leonhart321: Greetings programmes
TXC2: hello Leonhart321 welcome
Makrosian_Tae: Remember to dingle the Tingle after the stream
Asimech: @r10pez10 Tingliers? Wait no, that would be whoever cleans up afterwards.
Asimech: (That's a Langoliers ref, if anyone's curious.)
kusinohki: langoliers?? I watched the tv movie of that...
Anubis169: I read the book first, it was way better
Gekyouryuu: gesundheit
ContingentCat: gesundtheit
Anubis169: BLESS YOU lrrHORN
Leonhart321: Bless you
r10pez10: beej is allergic to garlic
TXC2: Bless you
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Beej, known vampire.
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Leonhart321: I'd buy that for a dollar
SquareDotCube: I'd say 800.
ContingentCat: 420?
Gekyouryuu: joke answer: 420?
TXC2: 500-750 is my bet
ContingentCat: 690?
adept_nekomancer: Having no idea, I'm guessing 700?
BryJeepGuy: 750
ylegm: 1 dollar bob
wolgo: 721
PharaohBender27: 690? For memes?
TheThromborax: 988
DEATHlikescats: It’s under 1k
PMAvers: I'm afraid it's going to be a reference to Link's Awakening, where a shovel was 200.
TheThromborax: *999
mtvcdm: Knowing the optimal price myself I'm looking at chat right now with great interest and amusement.
TehAmelie: is this numberwang?
adept_nekomancer: Rotate the shovel!
TheMerricat: if you are afraid of it being more than 500, 750 splits the diff between 1000 and 500.
kainboa: 800
r10pez10: what would tingle do
Travilogue: Do 500, if it is too low, you still have 900 to work with
TheThromborax: just go all in
Nuurgle: dickulous
mtvcdm: Are you asking if 800 is enough or not.
TStodden: All-in is death
ylegm: ridiculous or ridontulus
kungfubanana: wacky or silly
PharaohBender27: Ridiculous or redonculous?
SkylerRingtail: Ridiculous or Foolish?
TStodden: 800: Crazy (Too High) or Stupid (Too Low)
mtvcdm: The optimal price for the shovel was 750 rupees.
RandomTrivia: Woah
RandomTrivia: That's SO MANY
richard_ermen: This better be a goddarn great shovel!
r10pez10: this is a weird animal crossing game
TXC2: welcome mtvcdm's Price is right Kappa
mtvcdm: There's a lot of chat that came in in the 600 range and would have gotten BURNED
Asimech: "How to use a shovel: First get knighted."
kusinohki: no wonder the scare crow called 1000 rupees "not much" ...
SquareDotCube: Now to dig EVERYWHERE
WearingCats_CwC: You're really paying for high grade instruction
PMAvers: Strike The Earth!
Thatwasademo: the shovel is another way to make money that doesn't cost money to use, which means it's worth a whole lot
nickthecatbear: Can we get a game with shovel guy? I'm really digging his Village-Men aesthetic.
mtvcdm: I need to shoutout wolgo here that came in at 721.
Boopity: The fact that people just take your money and don't give you anything if you underpay upsets me on an existential level
SkylerRingtail: @shurtal Tingle Fortress
ylegm: @shurtal I've been playing way too much DF recently
TehAmelie: worst haggling economy ever
mtvcdm: It's so mean that the rupees disappear in this game
wolgo: @mtvcdm why? that would have been too low then right?
ylegm: I almost panicked and hit the spacebar
mtvcdm: @wolgo Yeah. You were the biggest bid that would have been still too low.
WearingCats_CwC: I feel like my cat would do the same if he had any concept of currency
Thatwasademo: yeah really you should be judging by *reverse* price is right rules
Thatwasademo: since the game sure is
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie tbf, I don't know if they are haggling or just making it clear that they'd rather not deal with us. :D
Thatwasademo: closest without going under
wolgo: awesome, worst negotiator in chat
r10pez10: i don't like his shovel animation face
r10pez10: lmao
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RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrSHINE
r10pez10: hi raiders
TXC2: Hello Raiders
ylegm: wait, wasn't there a place that sold keys? or am I nuts?
xantos69: Well power is out... running off back up batteries now. Cheer50 Here's some bits in case I cant stick around for the rest of the stream.
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Shadowsoflife: o/ raiders
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
niccus: damn, where are ya xantos
TXC2: xantos69 stay safe lrrHEART
mtvcdm: For future reference, when asking me about a number, Beej, I can tell you if the number you call will be *enough* or not, but 'crazy or stupid' is a purely subjective measurement I can't give a straight answer on.
MagicBrad37: hey hey hey!!
TheMerricat: we are going to make so much ketchup chat....
TXC2: hello MagicBrad37 welcome
VNKNWNVK: this game looks like everything i want to play
xantos69: @niccus Kansas. Totally safe. No risk of anything bad. Just inconvenient.
mjiig: If you only pay once that's not hiring them, there's another word for that
MagicBrad37: this game looks super chill
shurtal: profits? or prophets?
WearingCats_CwC: Can we hire someone who can pick locks?
VNKNWNVK: much satisfying
richard_ermen: This is definitely a game about the rules of acquisition!
TStodden: MTVCDM, consider "Crazy" = Too Much & "Stupid" = Not Enough... Use your judgement for "About Right"
kusinohki: have we made any profit yet? I forget how many rupees we started with...
ylegm: garlic
Thatwasademo: @WearingCats_CwC technically we already have! but Zonma (and other medium bodyguards) only unlock *doors*, not chests
mtvcdm: @TStodden Thing about that is 'crazy' could be interpreted as 'any number above the optimal price'. Depending on what's being negotiated there's not much way to figure a 'reasonable' range.
Sarah_Serinde: @TStodden Heather asked for different words than those, though
Greggleswong: Would be kinda funny if you could dig a hole under the door
kusinohki: "my daddy dug gates for his whole life and he never knew nothing more. His daddy dug gates like his old man who was dug before the war"
TehAmelie: a magical Fulton system?
adept_nekomancer: Tingledew Valley
nickthecatbear: We farming sim now
Beleqwaya: Isn't the map lady one of the vendors in town or something?
serramarkov: But, is it a don key?
Beleqwaya: I recall us buying maps and selling them back
mtvcdm: We can make new things now.
Thatwasademo: @Beleqwaya maps after the very first zone are initially bought from the Look-What-I-Found Kid, not the Town Map-Seller
Gekyouryuu: Breath of the Wild ripped this game off, eh?
Thatwasademo: they should be hiding somewhere
TehAmelie: i wish real jars was like that
kusinohki: containers take the shape of their liquids, obviously...
adept_nekomancer: Those alien cows know what they did.
Mischievous_Catgeist: nope girls can have horns as well
TXC2: we do use bulls for leather
DrakoniteStreams: some species of cows the females also have horns
mtvcdm: I can tell you you can upgrade cooking pots by talking to the waitress in town... but that's a negotiated price.
TehAmelie: we could simplify by calling them all moo-moos
Boopity: We buying pot now? Kappa
nickthecatbear: *slaps lid of pot* you can fit so many ingredients in here
mtvcdm: 10 ingredients? Okay I see what pot that is then.
Thatwasademo: all juices are sold to the journalist
kusinohki: "I like big pots and I cannot lie. you other fellows may deny"
CAKHost: Fill this man with juice
r10pez10: 1200?
Gekyouryuu: pot? 420
pyronils80: Merry XMAS everyone! :) :) :) Greetings from good old Germany! :)
WearingCats_CwC: A bigger, blacker pot?
adept_nekomancer: It comes after the shovel, so I'm guessing higher than 750.
TXC2: hello pyronils80 merry Xmas
PharaohBender27: @pyronils80 Fröhliche Weihnacthen aus Portland, Oregon!
r10pez10: "hand potion"
r10pez10: this game lol
kusinohki: does this game allow save scumming price negotiations?? (not that I'm suggesting we do this...)
jonnykefka: To some degree I think. On that note, when did we last save?
Snowcookies: It should, but they don't plan on doing so
BryJeepGuy: it feels like it got unlocked because we got a bigger recipe, the ketchup, but that would require even bigger pot so i think its less than 750 as probalby it was pre lon lon farms
Thatwasademo: you can save scum if you really want to, but asking mtvcdm is faster and a better experience for chat
Gekyouryuu: if we can dig in spots this color, can we dig in the two to the left of outside our house?
TherapyforNarwhals: Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, Happy Holidays to those who don't!
jonnykefka: It's still Hanukkah, you can get away with that one
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Merry Sunday to all!
Gekyouryuu: was worth a shot
TherapyforNarwhals: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Yo! Do you need therapy?
TXC2: hello TherapyforNarwhals Merry Christmas
mtvcdm: Sharp Shell looks to just be vendor trash.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Yo! I think I'm good for now
Thatwasademo: decent vendor trash though, at 80 a pop
PharaohBender27: :O
nickthecatbear: bam
jonnykefka: $_$
SymphonicLolita: cash money
BryJeepGuy: pinkle saves
ylegm: call pinkle
SquareDotCube: secret grotto!
jonnykefka: You save at hte computer in your house right?
Thatwasademo: you save at home by talking to pinkle I think?
TherapyforNarwhals: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat <3 hmu if you need, I have great rates.
r10pez10: top of the tower, right?
kusinohki: the shovel just paid for itself??
Thatwasademo: sure did
SquareDotCube: also seems like if you give the dog a bone you get 20 to 30 rupees
jonnykefka: Sailing ship? That seems about right
mtvcdm: That's like, a Carnival cruise ship
SquareDotCube: there's a reason they're called tallships
TXC2: a skyscraper of a sailing ship
ylegm: not if you count the keel in the math
mtvcdm: Never bad to open stuff up.
SquareDotCube: wait when did we get a cow umbrella
cogito_ErgoSam: Victory was 62.5m tall.
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voslan: HMS Victory was 206 feet tall. 63.5 meets from water line to mast.
BorealMage: And that's why being in a crow's nest can be terrifying
TXC2: also sailing ships would have over a million feet of rope on them
Invitare: the Victory also had a crew of around *850*
xantos69: USS Constitution was 60.35 m and that was made by non-experts in America to fight the British.
Pal_Friendpatine: Rope if it not doing work. Line if it is
Thatwasademo: if she faints you have to negotiate with her again but that's only somewhat more expensive than tingly potions
rubikdarkwill: The potions are made of meat?
voslan: @xantos69 .... I wouldn't say that. Folks in New England had ALOT of experience building ships.
Kendog61: Merry Christmas ⛄🎄
voslan: They did so building Royal Navy Ships
voslan: until that shifted
TXC2: "she shines sea shrines by the sea shore."
rubikdarkwill: Were you going to take a break?
Manae: Having been away cooking--I love the pun of love carp
kusinohki: right... koi fish.... I'm a dumb...
TXC2: !break
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r10pez10: chat we have to do tingle's idle animation dance in the break
JadedCynic: enjoy your break <3
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
r10pez10: bye TXC happy christmas
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Beej and Heather
TheDailyMapleSyrup: time for a tinkle before returning to tingle
TheMerricat: just got back chat, are we prepping for the Muk bang portion of the stream?
PharaohBender27: We are
LoadingReadyRun: we aren't doing eating on stream yet, just needed a commercial break.
MrGibberish: What… Wheeler is playing Pokémon on Is this your card?
MrGibberish: Huh
LoadingReadyRun: lrrBeeej I'm gonna make tea now that my water is done boiling.
TheMerricat: beeeeej
Juliamon: Lowercase prefix, uppercase suffix
Sarah_Serinde: Suffix is definitely uppercase, yes Kappa
Juliamon: is the Big Suffix still there, do we know? It was a very good prank
xantos69: Power is back. Hooray for battery backup!
TheMerricat: @xantos69 woot woot
MrGibberish: @xantos69 Which side of the state
MrGibberish: Cause we didn’t lose power
xantos69: @MrGibberish KC area.
MrGibberish: Huh
serramarkov: Hi!
DEATHlikescats: Just sang This is Halloween while microwaving truffle Mac n cheese. Truly a Yuletide tradition
Serpens77: helloooloo limpah!
laundreydhull: I somehow don't get how for the Mario Bros movie, they haven't done the Luigi meme scream with the song from Blue Swede.
mtvcdm: Yes. Abandon. That'll work.
nickthecatbear: c-c-c-combo!
serramarkov: Congrats, @xantos69, get/stay warm!
laundreydhull: the most common song meme's with is *Gangam Parasites* & it feels old now.
DEATHlikescats: @xantos69 sounds hella scary and I’m glad you’re safe
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Whoops, my bad
Calyte: Swapped to this from watching the Lets Nope vod of Silent Hill 2. Bit of a tonal-shift.
PharaohBender27: Jeweler's going to lose his teeth if he keeps chattering like that!
Raincoast_Bear: Fun to see you two together gaming on stream. Have a happy holiday and see you in 2023! lrrHEATHER lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER lrrBEEEJ
SymphonicLolita: Potato Tips: eat them.
r10pez10: !addquote (Heather) [Now] I wouldn't say we're getting better at anything, because I'm not sure there's a way to get better at anything.
LRRbot: New quote #8404: "I wouldn't say we're getting better at anything, because I'm not sure there's a way to get better at anything." —Heather [2022-12-25]
mtvcdm: What that means is, 35 is a price you have previously learned to get you the first thing he'll tell you... but you don't know the optimal price to get him to tell you everything.
Oberon_Puck: Merry Bit-mass Pride100 Pride100
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
r10pez10: hi heather merry christmas
Alas_Babylon: splendiferous
rubikdarkwill: Dune talk time?
DEATHlikescats: Secret podcast time!
GapFiller: celebrating Xmas w/ a cold
GapFiller: so thats nice
mtvcdm: This isn't a secret podcast, this is just... a podcast.
Snowcookies: Like secret Paul stinger
DEATHlikescats: @rubikdarkwill are you saying that Heather is Benne Jeserit cus I’d believe she can use the voice
Travilogue: I see you are playing Melatonin next week. Very looking forward to that.
mtvcdm: Heather, hi, first time caller to Heather's Public Podcast, what kind of engagement do you want people to leave on the Youtubes?
DEATHlikescats: More advent for you then!
r10pez10: how do people not immediately open all windows on advent calendars
PharaohBender27: @r10pez10 Willpower?
Juliamon: Discipline?
r10pez10: lmao
PharaohBender27: Oh dear . . .
WearingCats_CwC: ew
wildpeaks: by having two calendars
nickthecatbear: Always the chaos-bringer
TehAmelie: once upon a Tingle
SymphonicLolita: not buying them Kappa
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Truly a goblin of chaos...
DEATHlikescats: A challenge! I accept
Invitare: "I'm not going to tell you what to do" - Heather, moments after telling Chat what to do
r10pez10: "Tingle went to buy a new weapon for his team. He offered 50 rupees. The offer was accepted."
RockPusher: I imagine it is far too cold in the northern hemisphere to open all the windows - southern hemisphere we need them all open and the candy is just a nice bonus lrrBEEJ
MrsLlante: Good morning from Australia! Have we missed Beej’s Tingle voice?
jonnykefka: @RockPusher Depends which part. Pretty balmy in central europe rn
Greggleswong: Is there a meat island?
SkylerRingtail: Does doubling up improve the loot drops?
mtvcdm: Right, her personality is 'aggressive' which means she'll just hunt down enemies on her own with reckless disregard. There's also 'assertive' which means they won't get in a fight unless you ask them to, and 'passive' which means you have to start the fight yourself and move it to them.
TheThromborax: Is the Tingle fandom so horny specifically because of THIS GAME? Or is this game drowning in innuendo as fan service
Juliamon: This game is because of the fandom
mtvcdm: !holes
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
mtvcdm: LRRBot on point
TheThromborax: wow
WearingCats_CwC: Is there a Tingle fandom? I assumed it was just Beej
mtvcdm: 14 ingredients
Travilogue: Ah, Local Speciality!!
Snowcookies: "Crabs are the secret to great meat"
PharaohBender27: Uh oh, coaster broke?
PharaohBender27: Ah
TheThromborax: oh that coaster gave me flashbacks to 3rd grade
r10pez10: yeah they sink
r10pez10: or something. cooking mechanics!
mtvcdm: Well, to get a pot with 14 ingredients, you first need a pot with 10 ingredients right?
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
mtvcdm: and and
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
WearingCats_CwC: ok
mtvcdm: He's just gonna snuggle it
adept_nekomancer: I thought he just wanted to snuggle with it.
Lysander_salamander: bucket!
TheThromborax: that's a rotund boy
Lord_Hosk: theres a hole in the bucket dear beej dear beej
graal_smith: Hallo!
graal_smith: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Happy other holidays as well.
r10pez10: do we know what the snout does
Juliamon: it's a key
TheMerricat: we know a snout shape key opens a snout shaped lock on the door
TheThromborax: did that girl have chapped lips? or a duck beak?
mtvcdm: You have to sell them, and then buy them back.
TheThromborax: what happened to your person?
TheThromborax: oh, nvm
Lysander_salamander: Oh right I forgot about the mercenaries
Juliamon: Our bodyguards can't fly with us, which is why we need to get bridges repaired
graal_smith: Is it just me, or is this game weird as heck?
mtvcdm: Yeah, if you want the bodyguard to come home with you, you need the bridge.
DEATHlikescats: Loving the loon sounds
Juliamon: it's very weird
r10pez10: it's not just you
bokochaos: Would the Monster Hunter grips help out?
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niccus: the company that made this has a significant number of ex-Love-de-Lic folks
TheThromborax: since giving Mario to the Rabbits people has worked out so well, I want Nintendo to give Tingle to Suda51 or Swery65
mtvcdm: map!
PharaohBender27: MAP! lrrHORN
jonnykefka: Suda51's Tingle Rosy Rupeeland would be...actually very similar to this
TheThromborax: @jonnykefka but with better music
PMAvers: I think the only person that can truly capture Tingle is Uchikoshi.
mtvcdm: Is yam man a map thing?
r10pez10: i just realised the scarecrow is a sweet potato
jonnykefka: very on brand
iarethel0ser: This is a strange punch-a-chunk.
jonnykefka: It's faster but also more...predictable? This just feels like a flat chance to get loot every time
r10pez10: not enough digging puns in comparison
TheThromborax: grid-based digging > free-form digging
WearingCats_CwC: Shovel Knight is everywhere. Even games that don't have Shovel Knight in them. It's the Shovel Knight hegemony
DEATHlikescats: There’s no holding up, do you man!
jonnykefka: Gotta have something for next year
Travilogue: Yeah, gotta have something to do next year.
mtvcdm: 31 hours on HowLongToBeat
jonnykefka: @Travilogue jinx
DeM0nFiRe: I bet my life savings on you guys finishing the game today NotLikeThis
DEATHlikescats: 31?!
PharaohBender27: But we HAVE made progress! This is a whole new continent!
kumatsu: I came here for shitposting
PMAvers: Well, you made it to a new island, so that's progress. Anything else is a bonus.
Travilogue: @jonnykefka beat me to it
Invitare: Chat stopped sending spiders in mail time
patrick_stonecrusher: l figure we're lucky you didnt just start a fresh file
TemporallyAwry: @Invitare Chat stopped *Intentionally* sending spiders Kappa
DEATHlikescats: We’ve got many years of content ahead of us . At least 5 more Christmas streams
arrowbounce: Hope everybody's having a good fourth of july :D
DEATHlikescats: @arrowbounce feeling very patriotic today
DEATHlikescats: Hehe
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
mtvcdm: I don't think this game cares where you dig in the hole
mtvcdm: You're clearly going over the same spaces multiple times and getting different results
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, Murky Krampus! Are we Tingling the bingle?
mahpete_: !updog
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r10pez10: lol
r10pez10: is that a crop circle
TheThromborax: did those cows make a PokeBall?
PharaohBender27: :O
mtvcdm: Tingle Chance!
PharaohBender27: sparkl171Shocked
r10pez10: ???
jonnykefka: I beg your pardon
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Thatwasademo: that's just a thing that happens during combat sometimes
DEATHlikescats: This game just keeps getting weirder
Leonhart321: It was a Tingle Chance, I'm not sure how else I can explain it#
Mischievous_Catgeist: it is
NotCainNorAbel: lrrJUDGECALL
Pal_Friendpatine: Dig in the crop circle?
Thatwasademo: if you won the jackpot it would have killed anything else on the screen
r10pez10: also props to beej for almost nailing it
niccus: did your parents never talk to you about tingle chance
jonnykefka: This is like the limit breaks in FF6: So low probabiliyt most people never saw them
patrick_stonecrusher: yeah have you guys dug in that circle?
PMAvers: Ask your doctor if your Tingle Chance lasts for six or more hours
adept_nekomancer: @jonnykefka I saw one exactly once and remember being rather confused.
unicornly: did they dig the mysterious circle?
TheThromborax: Wario?
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Saphire282: Merry Christmas Beej and Heather! Thanks for keeping me company while I play Pokemon scarlet.
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PharaohBender27: :D
r10pez10: everything in perfect balance
Mischievous_Catgeist: i enjoy annoying my husband with how i play video games i.e only catching cute pokemon
kumatsu: what is a relationship if not compromising with annoying video game playstyles
adept_nekomancer: Non-cartesian farming
kumatsu: @adept_nekomancer I concentrate more on non-Euclidean farming
Mischievous_Catgeist: get on the floor everybody does the dinosaur ?
Booster6: Hi Beej, Hi Heather, hi chat, hows Tingle?
TheThromborax: I'm sorry, but that's the most penis-shaped thing I have ever seen
ButButTheJesus: @Booster6 hewwo. Tingle is... Tingle
WearingCats_CwC: You have her glasses but where are her eyeballs?
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
SkylerRingtail: Are glasses going to help when they DON'T HAVE EYES
PMAvers: Tingle's got a gun~
r10pez10: "we should probably help them get their glasses" *digs*
NotCainNorAbel: I can't see anything without my glasses
nickthecatbear: Give you something cool, like the privilege of spending lots of money!
mtvcdm: Or give you a negotiated award, where if you ask for too much you get nothing
mtvcdm: Which HAPPENS in this game if you don't recall
Shadowsoflife: lrrCIRCLE
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT !
Asimech: Game: "Mapping complete." Me: "Napping complete." (Napping is never complete.)
WearingCats_CwC: Revenge of the peknights :o
Spekky: merry christmas kylieWave
WearingCats_CwC: Shank someone?
Spekky: oh it's tingle! kylieBooty
adept_nekomancer: This must have been the pigs' knife mine.
Mischievous_Catgeist: its got a sharp flavor
SquareDotCube: shoddy knives, at least they're good to melt down
WearingCats_CwC: You cooked a sword
r10pez10: i wonder if the dog buys knives
adept_nekomancer: "Who wants to buy some stab juice?"
TehAmelie: why do we not call honey stab juice?
SquareDotCube: careful beej
Asimech: @TehAmelie Shouldn't it be Sting Juice?
adept_nekomancer: @TehAmelie Sounds like a marketing opportunity to me
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] This is your last tingly juice.
LRRbot: New quote #8405: "This is your last tingly juice." —Heather [2022-12-25]
TehAmelie: it should, but stab juice sounds funnier
TemporallyAwry: !findquote juice
LRRbot: Quote #5355: "I'm gonna go jump in the meat. ...Mmm, I'm covered in meat juice." —James [2018-10-02]
Juliamon: oh, I'd forgotten about meat lake...
WearingCats_CwC: Tingle the domestic terrorist
Mischievous_Catgeist: no we had bombs last time
r10pez10: tingle is in hyrule warriors?
brynnjackamusic: I thought we got bombs at point
patrick_stonecrusher: weird. looked like that should have been a secret for sure. oh well, thanks for trying
Asimech: Couldn't TIngle drop bombs in Wind Waker if you had a second player use a GBA as a controller or some such?
SquareDotCube: its either dig there, play something there or use a sword tech there
WearingCats_CwC: Just pay a cool lady to hang out with you and murder wildlife
adept_nekomancer: "A cow exists? I can't abide this!"
TehAmelie: they need cow tools for that
xantos69: can confirm with literal years of experience. Cows don't dig.
mtvcdm: I have not pulled up information on that chest yet.
Lord_Hosk: You need to use the correct thing to open it
ylegm: thanks hosk
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SquareDotCube: probably something we're supposed to know but forgot with time
Travilogue: "At piers"
r10pez10: item desc says "at piers" so idk
TemporallyAwry: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Beleqwaya: Do we need to throw it into the fountian?
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Well, You died.
Beleqwaya: That's how you upgrade things in Zelda game, right?
mtvcdm: You have *several* negotiations to make.
Nuurgle: On Gooey Swamp, the sequel to On Golden Pond
jonnykefka: secretly dwarf fortress
WearingCats_CwC: Well I'm out for this evening. Enjoy getting tingled. I guess?
TStodden: !gooseadvice
jonnykefka: @TStodden run
accountmadeforants: Christmas cheer over, how goes the Tingling?
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants We found a new landmass!
accountmadeforants: PharaohBender27 Does the new landmass have new stuff to sell- I mean, discover?
mtvcdm: Okay, time to guess what kind of reward this is worth.
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mtvcdm: How indebted?
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants It does! there are alien cows and sweet potatoes!
SquareDotCube: I'd say 5000
TemporallyAwry: Shovel was 800, I sure hope it's more than that LuvOops
Nuurgle: "your daughter is worth more than a shovel, right?"
jonnykefka: 5k
Beleqwaya: Since its been awhile, could we get the LAST value we got as a reward
mtvcdm: Let's see those guesses.
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants We could make an alien stew with those!
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants What I mean by "alien cows:"
Beleqwaya: like what the payout for the last reward was
xantos69: I take 2k and not one rupee more.
accountmadeforants: 450
adept_nekomancer: The fact that it makes you guess with no hints and no second chance is just sadistic.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 10k
TStodden: $10,000 ?
iris_of_ether: He *is* a jeweler...
m_logan2000: 3500 split the difference
BryJeepGuy: 2500
adept_nekomancer: 1800?
InquisitorGaia: 2500
Snowcookies: 2k
Saintnex: 2.5k
PMAvers: One Desert Buck
enniginhsor: 3500
cmdrelk: didnt we get 1k from the scarecrow?
TemporallyAwry: 3055, double or nothing PrideLaugh
sarsum33: 799
cmdrelk: so like 2k seems cheap
Nuurgle: 1600, two shovels
Thatwasademo: I'd say A Desert Buck
SkylerRingtail: 1 rupee, Bob
Beleqwaya: I second a Daily Double
accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 Oh, that is *excellent* design
adept_nekomancer: Shovels is the new unit of measure here.
SquareDotCube: can't wait for mtvcdm's reply
accountmadeforants: How much would it cost to make a new daughter?
r10pez10: heather how do you know that
kumatsu: @r10pez10 good question no more questions
Beleqwaya: You should ask for the ideal value for the PREVIOUS quest reward
SquareDotCube: didn't we go really low on a reward once?
Beleqwaya: So we have context
mtvcdm: 2,000 is acceptable but not the optimal reward.
nickthecatbear: im guessing 2,500
shurtal: 22805
ScrapyardGhostTrain: 2,200?
Mischievous_Catgeist: 5000
Beleqwaya: 3055 or bust
lilyoswald: 2280 then
adept_nekomancer: 22805? That's 30.4 shovels!
Travilogue: 0.1 desert bucks?
accountmadeforants: So 2281, divided by 10, rounded up
Saintnex: 2200? the simulacrum of a desert buck?
TStodden: 2500 then
lilyoswald: a tenth of a desert buck
kumatsu: double or nothing IS funny
Mischievous_Catgeist: 4200
Lord_Hosk: 2269
m_logan2000: I like doubling our money
mtvcdm: The optimal reward is 4,000 rupees. (Chat's best bid: 3500 from m_logan2000 and enniginhsor)
lilyoswald: wow
DeM0nFiRe: gdqCoin
PharaohBender27: Oooh, we got 5555!
Thatwasademo: oh hey we have 5555 rupees
Thatwasademo: team order
Saintnex: I mean, fair? it was their daughter :p
kumatsu: sergeOrder
jonnykefka: also it got you 5555 so that's a win
accountmadeforants: Can't believe you just lost 1500 rupees OpieOP
kamelion84: lol
nickthecatbear: that's a win!
shurtal: ORDER
DeM0nFiRe: sergeOrder
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Flawless victory, run over.
TemporallyAwry: Is it order if it's purely accidental ;p
xantos69: That is my literal entire life philosophy!
shurtal: Orderly Chaows
lilyoswald: Random order is best order
niccus: how many years should i expect it to be before the game is beaten?
SquareDotCube: So I'm going to say the amount we need for the next level is the signpost for the next reward amount we ask for
SquareDotCube: sell the knives?
kusinohki: "the goal of the game is to make money. who cares if some joker makes more than you... " - Galaxy Trucker rule book
TehAmelie: whoa we're rolling in green
iris_of_ether: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
SquareDotCube: so a 5K reward then!
Mischievous_Catgeist: big pot?
SquareDotCube: sell knives?
Mischievous_Catgeist: 2000
SkylerRingtail: More or less than a child?
BryJeepGuy: a shovel in price
SquareDotCube: 2K
adept_nekomancer: 1500 -- two shovels
PharaohBender27: I'm thinking 1500 as well
BryJeepGuy: 700
TemporallyAwry: More than a shovel, less than a human life jlrrFacepalm
TStodden: $1,995.00?
PharaohBender27: Either that or 1,000 - 100 per ingredient
Beleqwaya: 955
mtvcdm: You will get the pot
Beleqwaya: Is it worth more or less than a shovel
mtvcdm: The optimal price for the pot is 500 rupees. (Chat's best bid: 700 from BryJeepGuy)
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
adept_nekomancer: Huh... it's worth less than a shovel
nickthecatbear: bitter
PharaohBender27: We can *totally* make that!
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TehAmelie: remember when we had 3000 like ten minutes ago? we're clearly still doing well
SquareDotCube: we upgraded from a saucepan
KyojiTakenouchi: hello friends
jonnykefka: save?
PharaohBender27: @jonnykefka They just did!
SquareDotCube: can you move it around?
mtvcdm: It's a a tchotchke shelf
PharaohBender27: EAT IT, CHEF BOY-AR-DEE
Snowcookies: there's nothing happy about capitalism
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
kamelion84: lol
adept_nekomancer: She's here to sell pot again
jonnykefka: GET IT
bokochaos: 750
SkylerRingtail: Huge pot? 4200. For the meme
Beleqwaya: 755
Mischievous_Catgeist: 800
mtvcdm: Okay, I just told you the last one is 500 optimal... how about this one?
adept_nekomancer: 900?
Saintnex: 750
Beleqwaya: 250 per 5 ingredients
mtvcdm: You would NOT get it for 1000.
SquareDotCube: gonna say 1500
bokochaos: woah
TemporallyAwry: 999? :D
bokochaos: 1250
BryJeepGuy: 1500
TehAmelie: my biggest pot at home probably only holds 12 or 13 ingredients
Mischievous_Catgeist: 1150
nickthecatbear: 1250
ArkhamArchivist: 1666
TStodden: 1499?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: 1900
Beleqwaya: 1325
adept_nekomancer: 1600 perhaps?
DEATHlikescats: 1350
shurtal: 1750
mtvcdm: 1800 would get you the pot.
SquareDotCube: 75x10=750, 100x15=1500?
PharaohBender27: I also think 1500
Saintnex: 1250 maybe?
Blasteg: do we really need an upgrade right now?
xantos69: I'm a huge fan of soup, so I splurged and got the 17 ingredient pot. More room for spices.
mtvcdm: The optimal price is 1500 rupees. Heather nailed it on the nose (and so did SquareDotCube). TStodden would have been so burned.
DeM0nFiRe: nice
adept_nekomancer: This one is worth two shovels
Saintnex: ohhhhhh!
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
DeM0nFiRe: FBtouchdown
Snowcookies: nailed it
RockPusher: Yup
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown lunarj1Heart FBtouchdown
shurtal: Yard Sard?
DEATHlikescats: @mtvcdm amazing! Your inclusion in this is such an enhancement
Blasteg: does the chef have anything to cook with now?
TehAmelie: if you bet the same amount the richer person risks less
Juliamon: Blasteg Waitress said he wasn't using these pots
Saintnex: the rich person risks less, and the poor person requires either bigger risk or has to do it a lot to make the same amount that the rich person could bet once i think?
Juliamon: mmm
Juliamon: The chef is just *really bad*
mtvcdm: The chef just sucks
Juliamon: but when you're the only restaurant around, you can get away with it... until a guy like Tingle shows up
adept_nekomancer: Should be able to make a whole pile of ketchup
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mtvcdm: We're this guy's wholesale supplier
Thatwasademo: the number one criticism I would have about that "yard sale" model is that it *begins from* the assumption that the economy is zero-sum
Blasteg: I'd make the potions before soup tbh
mtvcdm: You know, if you repaired the bridge your bodyguard could be here
Thatwasademo: in reality, people make things sometimes
Blasteg: @mtvcdm they rather her isn't here ha
TheyThemPronouns: Weren't there crabs that gave meat North-ish?
RandomTrivia: TOS
PharaohBender27: Whew
RandomTrivia: Got there!
BryJeepGuy: do we have enough to access the next area?
bokochaos: 25
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Mischievous_Catgeist: 10
Blasteg: 70
TStodden: 99?
adept_nekomancer: See if he'll take it for 250
RandomTrivia: Time to do some anchoring!
adept_nekomancer: It's like a third of a shovel
ThorSokar: 8k
Asimech: Knifes, nature's shovels.
TemporallyAwry: Double or Nothing KappaClaus
mtvcdm: 100 is leaving money on the table.
mtvcdm: The optimal price is 210 rupees.
RandomTrivia: Good shot, good shot
accountmadeforants: Dang, got real close there
mtvcdm: Oh, well. I thought we were just doing it the one time.
TheMerricat: Chat I just want you to think about how this game is going to be when they play it again next year....
Gekyouryuu: was that a Golden Girls reference, Beej?
RandomTrivia: Hahahahaahha
nickthecatbear: he gave you 3000 for a button...
Thatwasademo: what was the name of that offer?
Thatwasademo: Empty Jar Memory?
RandomTrivia: @Thatwasademo Empty Jar Day
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Well, just like this year, the first half hour or so will be everyone trying to remember how the game is played again . . . :p
Thatwasademo: so the optimal price was 381
mtvcdm: Empty Jar Day optimal is 381.
DeM0nFiRe: *slaps lid of jar* this baby can fit 1 ketchup
mtvcdm: A weirdly exact price.
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RandomTrivia: So I had to step away for a couple of hours, did I miss the mukbang?
DeM0nFiRe: Nope
RandomTrivia: Sweet
TStodden: The Mukbang bang is still coming...
Serivus: can you dig in the sand?
Cheezmo: The forbidden screen
Lord_ZYRK: The Bone Note: it's like the Brown Note only it makes your body evacuate your skeleton
lady_olynder: howdy yall
Blasteg: at least you don't sell the jar alongside the content...
Thatwasademo: grind meat for
lady_olynder: meat grinder?
Mischievous_Catgeist: ground meat
Serivus: dig dig dig!
angryoptimist: meat for grind
cogito_ErgoSam: grind meat to get mince
Serivus: I thought you did 1000 last christmas?
Mischievous_Catgeist: yes
gualdhar: does that special sauce involve se... *hauled to horny jail*
PharaohBender27: I believe I do remember 1,000
mtvcdm: I think you got burned on this one last year.
RandomTrivia: @gualdhar benginBonk
mtvcdm: 2,000 will be sufficient.
ArkhamArchivist: 1666
Mischievous_Catgeist: 1420
TehAmelie: 1337
adept_nekomancer: 1500
Saintnex: 1750
crono3453: 1500
DeM0nFiRe: 1700
Serivus: 1800
Dog_of_Myth: 1690
Wolfstrike_NL: team 1750
SkylerRingtail: 1100
jonnykefka: 1700
ThorSokar: 1420
RandomTrivia: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
TemporallyAwry: 1609 PrideShrug
ghost_waz: 1731
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 1775
Blasteg: 1119
TheThromborax: 1420
Serivus: I'd say go high
nickthecatbear: 1650
mtvcdm: The optimal price is 1,200 rupees. (Best bid in chat: TehAmelie, 1337)
jonnykefka: lol
nickthecatbear: hahaha
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Saintnex: lol
RandomTrivia: Welp, rekt
nickthecatbear: leet would have done it. I love that
TehAmelie: i figured it was a little high :3
Wolfstrike_NL: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
Mischievous_Catgeist: !advice
LRRbot: Bounce the baseballs with your face.
Thatwasademo: I like how well Beej and Heather are making sense of this game despite its reputation, a lot of streamers would have let the reputation get to them and stopped trying
PharaohBender27: @Thatwasademo Oh, it has a reputation, does it?
Blasteg: no heather this is DS
Wolfstrike_NL: wiiiii
TehAmelie: wii are in ds together
mtvcdm: ?
Duffadash: Wait, is it "tomato" or "tomato"?
ContingentCat: @Duffadash yes
Thatwasademo: obtain twelve orange
PharaohBender27: Always listen to lrrHEATHER
SevenishMagpies: there are 420 ppl wat5ching now
Thatwasademo: oh no
Blasteg: well
mtvcdm: Welp!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Cheezmo: LUL
Duffadash: @ContingentCat Ah, okay. Thank you.
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
jonnykefka: don't worry, all 400 of us will remember it and tell you to go left
mtvcdm: Beej, this is a late-stage capitalism sim, not a farming sim!
mtvcdm: Going to the Orange Bowl
jonnykefka: isthe mixing all tapping or is it like drawing
mtvcdm: I thjink it's tapping
Thatwasademo: I think sliding over ingredients counts just like tapping them
SoldieroFortune: Is it based on size?
Thatwasademo: (the recipe is finished when all the ingredients disappear, and turns into scrap broth if time runs out)
mtvcdm: We'll probably also have to put rupees into the money hole at some point.
Thatwasademo: uncle rupee wants his taxes
adept_nekomancer: @mtvcdm It's a literal money sink
Mathwyn: I mean, would you accept a drink from Tingle?
TehAmelie: a bottle of. . .rum?
Blasteg: they do wash the jar between use right
DeM0nFiRe: Capitalism!
TehAmelie: just like real life!
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Thatwasademo: it's really more the jars than the capital
Juliamon: catte
mtvcdm: 114 meters = 374 feet
RandomTrivia: Kitty!
mtvcdm: How did he get a cat
SquareDotCube: even his own bodyguard
Thatwasademo: if you could buy jars with money it'd be capitalism
niccus: what are some things that are 114m tall
adept_nekomancer: It's now roughly as tall as the largest redwoods
TehAmelie: or about 1/3 eiffel tower
xantos69: This man and I share a fashion aesthetic.
TheThromborax: is that the Onion from Parappa the Rappa?
DeM0nFiRe: lol cat wave
NightValien28: are rupees sentient?
HorusFive: #notapyramidscheme
RockPusher: good kitty!
nickthecatbear: We just learned rupees bleed
brat_the_wurst: wait is this a cult to capitalism?
jonnykefka: if it bleeds we can kill it
Snowcookies: You know he's evil cos he has a white cat Kappa
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I'm off. Beej, Heather & chat, I hope you've all been having a great day & continue to have a great day for whatever is left of it. Goodnight, folks.
Thatwasademo: rupees aren't sentient, uncle rupee is just a weirdo with a rupee for a head
nyoomgoom: @brat_the_wurst also known as a country club
DeM0nFiRe: @ScrapyardGhostTrain o/
brat_the_wurst: @brat_the_wurst ah that makes sense
RockPusher: How ornate
SquareDotCube: Hyrule Castle?
PMAvers: Probably some castle named after a fruit.
Nuurgle: a 30+ story castle
Mazrae: Merry Christmas everyone
mtvcdm: Time for foods!
accountmadeforants: Tingle appreciates you monetizing eating food
jessieimproved: I have just gotten dinner, perfect timing
TehAmelie: castles are typically built on high, defensible positions, so they look taller. . .
momalyd: I will put my duck rolls on now then.
RandomTrivia: Cycle your fluids, then cycle them again to pass the time! lrrBEEJ
knightWarrior82: @mazrae merry Christmas
Juliamon: Is the music getting effed with for everyone else?
accountmadeforants: Yeah
kumatsu: yeah, I thought it was me
accountmadeforants: I thought I was buffering, but that doesn't seem to be the case
kumatsu: kinda stuttering
Pal_Friendpatine: Thought it was just my ear buds
knightWarrior82: ^
Xafty: yeah i got it here too
jessieimproved: i thought it was my internet, so yeah, stuttering
kumatsu: I think it was happening during Live last night too, now that I think about it
accountmadeforants: Looks like the framerate and bitrate is going a bit wobbly.
Juliamon: Wonder if one of the ingest servers is having power trubs
RandomTrivia: All the snow in Victoria must be squeezing the internet pipes lrrBEEJ
accountmadeforants: The framerate's wobbling between 26 and 33 FPS, and the bitrate's mostly a stable 6000, but occasionally goes to about 7500, then drops to 4500. So yeah, might be on Twitch's end, could also be OBS.
TStodden: Time for "Kiss Kiss, Mukbang"?
JusticeJuice: Been having issues on most sites today. It is Christmas.
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accountmadeforants: Hm, yeah, looking at Wheeler's stream's stats, the framerate and bitrate is also a bit wobbly (though not as bad, and there's no audio issues), so I'm gonna peg this as Twitch trubs.
e_bloc: Cheer555
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Xan_The_Quiet: perfect logic
accountmadeforants: sajamAaaa *screaming*
HorusFive: We can yell louder
NotCainNorAbel: YEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: !discord
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gualdhar: CHAT IS SO LOUD
CAKHost: Beej can hear text?!
RandomTrivia: benginChaos
NovaTiempo: whargle arble!
jessieimproved: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
nyoomgoom: gdqAAAH
RandomTrivia: O_o ... wat
mtvcdm: COG NOG
Mischievous_Catgeist: coconog
accountmadeforants: That sounds great
Nuurgle: it's pronounce cognac
RandomTrivia: Is that like Steampunk Nog?
HorusFive: Madam, please.
Electrodyne: hello am I on time
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CrazymattCaptain: jlrrCooltunes
kumatsu: better than Egg Nut
Lord_ZYRK: Ya got some corg norg there, Hamstray?
NotCainNorAbel: if you like eggnog; aged egg nog is very good
PharaohBender27: Just got off the phone with my brother, and I guess we're in highlights mode? Kappa
jessieimproved: I actually have a glass of for reals aged egg nog here
SquareDotCube: better than Oag Nog?
xantos69: Not much better than egg nut.
kusinohki: discord voice channel, but emote only??
TheThromborax: L'eggume?
shurtal: NOG
Xafty: @Electrodyne are you a wizard?
gualdhar: is there egg in Cog Nog?
shurtal: Y'all gonna Neg the Nogg?
shurtal: 1500
TehAmelie: you could have a rolling lottery to let 2 or so people speak for 10 minutes at a time. i mean, i'm not saying it's a good idea
mtvcdm: The optimal sugar is 15 grams
accountmadeforants: @mtvcdm Per 15 grams?
mtvcdm: Best big in chat: shurtal, 1500
RandomTrivia: @mtvcdm HypeLUL
TheThromborax: I made aged eggnog. it's so good and boozy
JusticeJuice: What's that in daily % value.
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shurtal: FBtouchdown
jessieimproved: @TheThromborax Me too. It's sooooo good
lady_olynder: sugar is not evil, its ok
HorusFive: Calories don't count on the holidays. Everyone knows that
TehAmelie: Dr Pepper, however, is evil
Lord_ZYRK: I thought Christmas was all about caring, or something
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: Beej plz
niccus: dr plepper
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
HorusFive: Rip it and clip it
DEATHlikescats: Beej, ruining enjoying since 2007
NovaTiempo: Hadoken?
RockPusher: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
nickthecatbear: now it feels like the holidays :P
Mischievous_Catgeist: diet gives me a head ache
PMAvers: >get ye baseball bat
bytecaster: I have just come in and I'm already promised to see a future highlight, neat!
lady_olynder: aspertaime is evil, unlike sugar, which is essential for respiration
accountmadeforants: Wow, and I didn't even need to spend channel points on The Great Taste Of Diet Coke!
momalyd: In Ireland we have a sugar tax, which ruined soft drinks.
pn55: Diet soft drinks aren't better for you anyway.
TheThromborax: @jessieimproved hell yeah! what alcohol did you use? I did Johnnie Walker Red and some cheap cognac I had lying around
Snowcookies: It's probably higher cos of what they need to substitute for egg
HorusFive: If we clip a highlight good enough now- can we get it into the year end reel tomorrow?
NotCainNorAbel: @TheThromborax one year or have you stretched it to two years?
Snowcookies: I love croquettes
DEATHlikescats: Golden potato loafs of goodness
mtvcdm: Maybe not THIS year-end reel, but maybe next year's.
GapFiller: I've got a cold!
ArkhamArchivist: Oh man I could tako some yaki
accountmadeforants: I'm glad I don't have the genetic thing that makes aspartame taste like ass.
Juliamon: Unfortunately the year-end reels are usually view-based anyway, so you'd have to REALLY get the url out there
RandomTrivia: Cori is very powerful, but not *that* powerful
lady_olynder: i had to call off work because my foot hurts
DEATHlikescats: I get to work tonight till past midnight!
jessieimproved: @TheThromborax An even mix of Jefferson bourbon, some Jose Cuervo, and cognac
Manae: We had a pipe burst in the basement, but at least caught it within a few minutes of it happening and there was a shutoff not far behind it
Snowcookies: My friend promised me cookies but I think they forgot
CAKHost: Roads are bad so I can't visit my family in-person today. So skyped my parents and brother and called my grandparents at least!
mtvcdm: This would be going in the first fortnightly reel considered for next year's best-of.
DrakoniteStreams: this week doesn't exist
TheMerricat: And yet.
bytecaster: Are we currently, right now, at this very moment, in the highlight void.
FelanEntane: wasnt there a couple of boxing day highlights on one of the beginning of the year highlights this year?
RandomTrivia: If you will be entertaining on streams, we will make clips
nickthecatbear: Ah, hubris. Classic holidays
NotCainNorAbel: it like releasing an album at the end of december
JusticeJuice: Made some garlic roasted chickpeas, crunchy, like corn nuts.
TheMerricat: Beej is a finger licker chat.
HorusFive: Good to chase those resolutions lrrHEATHER
iris_of_ether: We have to write our yearly reviews for work in November. So like December just doesn't exist.
Nuurgle: it's like the Spotify end of year thing which comes out late Nov. You get 1 month of listening to whatever the hell you want without it screwing your metrics
PharaohBender27: I think the one exception was Beej forgetting to get lrrCAMERON at 2019 Boxing Day, which made 2020 year-end highlights
EvilBadman: as long as they're your fingers
GapFiller: phunny story: a weeby friend once had a go at me abt filing down chopsticks after breaking them
TheThromborax: @jessieimproved tequila?? I never dared dream so wildly. I'll have to try that. although next time I am doing whiskey and Drambuie
Duffadash: at The Danish Game Awards we don't do the awards until April, so we have plenty of time to cover the entire previous year :-)
ContingentCat: my christmas chili is going well it's almost done. I'm thinking about adding peanut butter but that might be the edibles talking.
SquareDotCube: Did Beej ever find a new headphone cable?
TehAmelie: i stayed home to sleep 12 hours a day and draw comics. sort of like regular days, but with more christmas food
GapFiller: their (dubious) reasoning was that filing down chopsticks is considered rude in Japan itself
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Xiff_: Ho ho ho, Merry Crimbus!
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HorusFive: @PharaohBender27 If he read this, and ran out of the room now, THAT would make the highlight reel
RandomTrivia: Welp
mtvcdm: HEATHER
PharaohBender27: Oh NO
GhostValv: D:
RandomTrivia: My condolences
GapFiller: which to me just sounded like a reason for them to go off at me
DEATHlikescats: Yuuup
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
kumatsu: stop giving David Cage money to develop things 2023
Tiber727: That sure is a game that came out in a year.
PharaohBender27: lrrCORI and lrrCAMERON got to suffer through that game back in 2019 . . .
Sethalidos: yep that's Dayveed Cayge
mtvcdm: Did you know that Detroit was on the Underground Railroad?
SquareDotCube: god the worst part is that Disney decided to give Cage a Star Wars project
patrick_stonecrusher: its a m e t a p h o r. you wouldnt get it Kappa
laundreydhull: wait, did they 100 Tingle?
TehAmelie: "imagine Bladerunner, but you symphatize with the replicants." that was a real thing David Cage said publicly
ArkhamArchivist: I too enjoyed Blade Runner
PharaohBender27: @mtvcdm "What if Blade Runner, but you *sympathize* with the replicants?"
EvilBadman: I think Az tried it while we briefly had a PS+ so no shame
Juliamon: they're on a previously scheduled food break laundreydhull
TheMerricat: Chat, what if the Replicants were sympathetic?
mtvcdm: @laundreydhull Oh lord no, we're just taking a food timeout
Sky_Kast: ooh beast and heather
DEATHlikescats: Transparently homages
GapFiller: hope yr dont mind a home channel question Heather but dyr think that Life is Strange playthru will make the yt channel at some point?
ContingentCat: I've only read the book but yeah it's hard not to
Shadowsoflife: I played some visual novels this year
NotCainNorAbel: can we get look of the food?
GapFiller: never did manage to watch all the vods while they were up on Twitch
HorusFive: The same people who watch Fight Club or American Psycho and think "that guy's so cool"
GapFiller: YASSS
NotCainNorAbel: thank you Heather!
QuixoticScrivener: I think a Voight Compf test would fail do the prevalence of autims-spectrum individuals in society.
VNKNWNVK: hello well spoken and eaten streamers
VNKNWNVK: hello chat
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller They're all on YT now, and there's qrpth's chat archive
Sky_Kast: w13Think yeah it tends to be the problem
Mollylele: is this a safe space to get Beej to monologue about SheRa
laundreydhull: I kind of anticipate this 'David Cage' is aware of his reputation from game audience's, and he'll just do whatever he "thinks" he or we would want in a story-driven game.
ContingentCat: yess we need Beej's She-Ra monologue
xantos69: An admission: It literally NEVER occurred to me that Harrison Ford might be a replicant from the context of the film. I watched it several times and I just never got that. It wasn't until years later when somebody mentioned that to me that the possibility even came up.
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 not seeing em on LunarJade
PMAvers: You could totally do that, but you require a competent writer.
PMAvers: And not David Cage.
TheThromborax: the equivalent of asking, "If she's 300, then why did you draw her that way?"
GapFiller: also didnt know LunarJade had a chat archive unless yr mean the LRR archive
Pal_Friendpatine: Turing said it doesn’t really matter what’s going on on the inside. If a machine can convince you it’s intelligent than who’s to say it isn’t.
laundreydhull: could you not Rub It In Mr. Cage?
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller Oh, I misunderstood. I don't think this was something Heather streamed
mtvcdm: She absolutely did not homestream it
TheMerricat: Yeah the OG theatrical cut really buried the idea
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller Yeah, I thought you were talking about Cameron and Cori's run on LRR
GapFiller: mtvcdm she did earlier this month
Mazrae: what movie ?
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jonnykefka: Blade Runner
mtvcdm: @GapFiller Not Detroit.
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller Are you sure you're not thinking of Life is Strange?
Juliamon: Gapfiller asked about LiS
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 Cam and Alex years ago but yeh
Juliamon: Reread the original question lol
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon OH. OK, I 100% lost that thread.
TheMerricat: @Mazrae We are taking about both Blade Runner and Detroit Become Human, specifically ATM that David Cage really wanted to make a movie not a video game.
TehAmelie: Cameron noted the problem the game doesn't know if the androids are legally supposed to be considered people or property. just one massive problem
SquareDotCube: How about just a David Cage movie where all the roles are played by Nicholas Cage to humor us. An all-Cage movie you could call it
TheThromborax: I have heard the Cop part of the game described as a GrimDark version of Theodore Rex
PMAvers: And then you can drop them all into a wrestling ring and have a Cage Match
josh___something: Are we talking about Become Human?
PharaohBender27: @josh___something We are
TheMerricat: @josh___something yep
laundreydhull: uh oh, I remember that sounding too close to the anti-AI Art Campaigns of today...
Thatwasademo: @SquareDotCube and a silent soundtrack
accountmadeforants: @SquareDotCube A Hideo Cage-ima Production
PharaohBender27: Yeah, and then in the end they start genociding the robots, but don't worry, singing will totally stop that!
RockPusher: Plastic Memories
accountmadeforants: Yeah, Plastic Memories, was kinda interesting
RockPusher: It punched well above its weight
laundreydhull: @accountmadeforants let's hope that day never comes(or returns if ever happened...)
NotCainNorAbel: mmmm food
RockPusher: It also committed to following through on the rules of its world
Sky_Kast: yeah
TheThromborax: Insight. The long nap
Sunmare_Dragon37: Cheer100
laundreydhull: BibleThump
jonnykefka: humans will anthropomorphize any damn thing. the people who make Roomba still sell parts for their earliest models BECAUSE people get so attached to them they don't want to replace them
RandomTrivia: We anthropomorphised this rover
RockPusher: Bomb disposal robots often get funerals
PMAvers: At least they're doing Citizen Sleeper this week on Talking Sim, right? Where you're playing as a robot on the run from their owning corporation, trying to stay alive on a space station but their body is falling apart due to not having access to their special controlling drugs.
laundreydhull: Rovers can do that now?
Izandai: @TheMerricat Thanks! I hate it!
ShaneLeeAtk: Yeah, but we humans pack bond with ANYTHING
Sky_Kast: true
TheThromborax: Citizen Sleeper is great
richard_ermen: Isn't the question where we make it stop? Will we next start humanizing our toasters?
richard_ermen: Will we weep for toast? TOAST?!
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat ... I need an old priest, a young priest and a flamethrower
ContingentCat: Humans imprint on things so easily
RockPusher: Social bonding with supposedly disposable tools is and interesting problem
TheMerricat: @richard_ermen Wouldn't it be great if we did? Then we wouldn't throw them out so fast.
angryoptimist: If they wanted people to genuinely not be sad, they should've had it tweet like it's going out like Raoh.
TheThromborax: Jeff’s speech from the first episode of Community and Jeff the Pencil
PharaohBender27: Right, "Measure of a Man:
Sky_Kast: NotLikeThis
LordZarano: Why is it that we want to pet the dog? Is not real dog
RockPusher: Star Trek Attorney: Measure of a Man
Geldaran: Picard season 1 is another example of the writers not thinkning through the sociatal implications of the technology they barely touched on.
nickthecatbear: we have time
richard_ermen: @richard_ermen In that regard, I can agree, but I don't think that humanizing everything is ultimately useful or helpful, not to mention of the effects on the human psyche.
SquareDotCube: I'd like to see a ST episode where Data has to deal with both being "obselete" after 100 years and all his close friends having passed away
GapFiller: richard_ermen toast caught a robber recorded a pop song gave Tally a black eye then finally made its way back to Matt who promptly threw it away after one bite
ContingentCat: And now that's happening with Bluey
Geldaran: Star Trek tech hand waving makes me irationally annoyed.
jonnykefka: And way on the other end we have the Culture books, where humans are essentially minor players next to the near-omnipotent but highly benevolent AIs
richard_ermen: @Geldaran Why? I mean Picard is now an non-immortal android with the same problems as before and there's a reaper-like force out to murder all organic lifeforms which has been forgotten the very minute they closed the portal
RandomTrivia: They sure know how to leave people wanting more.
jessieimproved: It's N.D. now
richard_ermen: @GapFiller Is that the story of the brave toaster animation movie?
brat_the_wurst: the n is nate now
TheMerricat: @richard_ermen So I missed something, were they really out to murder all organic life or just wiped out all organic life in their area because they couldn't co-exist?
ArkhamArchivist: DIY was fun, I'm glad you recommended it
Geldaran: @richard_ermen I was more thinking about the implications of being able to create immortal bio-androids, but yeah, those too. don't get me started on teleporters..
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GapFiller: RODEO RAID!!!
richard_ermen: They're almost literally reapers because the picard writers don't have an original bone in their body SeemsGood
YeetTheRich_: wheelerOok wheelerOok
yalc321: helloooo
TheDailyMapleSyrup: I would watch again looking for foreshadowing
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrSHINE
kumatsu: I finally started watching Mushoku Tensei after reading it for years and I've been running into that "oh yeah you were a much worse person at the start"
Juliamon: Hello Rodeo, welcome to deep thoughts on television series
Geldaran: Probably? certainly.
RockPusher: sergeCrimes escher3CRIMES sergeCrimes
richard_ermen: @richard_ermen I could work with teleporters even though they have implications of huge proportions for religious purposes but hey....remember, they got light to fake being alive with the holodecks ;)
TheThromborax: Catra wasn’t “just following orders” either
TheMerricat: As a reminder Star Trek, despite haivng techobabble, is _soft_ scifi, not hard scifi. It's not about the tech it's about the 'human side' of the story.
Izandai: Okay but that's not what the show about so who cares?
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RandomTrivia: Thank goodness Iroh never had to face a war crime tribunal
richard_ermen: @GapFiller lrrHEART
Geldaran: @richard_ermen ::eye twitch::
Duffadash: Are we talking about Xena: Warrior Princess?
Izandai: She-Ra: POP
RockPusher: It's fully accepted that a face-turn absolves the behaviour from the heel-times until you return to being a heel
GapFiller: TheMerricat it feels a non zero amount of problems within ST fandom (and arguably Trek itself) is from people mistaking it for hard scifi
richard_ermen: Man, why can't we get another GitS SAC with the quality of season 1 or 2... =|
niccus: well what if catra did something that was less reprehensible but was more frowned upon? like if she's a nonstop tax evader or something
TheMerricat: @GapFiller 100% agree.
Anubis169: richard_ermen: Because Arise happened
richard_ermen: I like talky, intelligent writing with strong male and female characters.
richard_ermen: @Anubis169 nooooooooo -_-
TheMerricat: Catra was a child soldier, any competent war tribunal would give her a pass as a victim herself of the Horde.
Izandai: @GapFiller You'd think people would get that they're not watching hard sci fi the first time someone mentions "photon torpedos" but alas.
angryoptimist: @richard_ermen Season 1 was a lot better than 2, IMO. However, the new CG one is well-written, even if it doesn't have that gorgeous animation.
Tiber727: I'd say it depends on the context of the story. If it's a world where death is common, then it makes more sense than one where the story just kind of absolves it.
GapFiller: TheMerricat which is obv doubly hard to reconcile w/ any show that allows William Shatner creative control
HyruleGirl9: @niccus the crew said one of the characters was word of god a tax evader and that was extremely well received
GapFiller: try explaining Final Frontier in hard scifi terms
Geldaran: I have no delusions about ST being Hard Sci-fi, but if they're going to talk about the human implications of technology like Picard S1, they need to be more careful about what they present as that tech.
richard_ermen: "Why does GOD need a starship?"
VillageFlipper: just finished making lunch, perfect time for the mukbang
josh___something: oh YEAH
richard_ermen: DESPAIR
Shadowsoflife: @richard_ermen Don't worry about it
angryoptimist: Dangly Roombas has fun characters.
mtvcdm: Danganronpa has a lot of good to it and there is so, so much bad about it too.
TheMerricat: Can't quite make out the name of the show they keep mentioning ATM chat my brain was parsing it as Dunkin Donuts.
angryoptimist: That's understandable, Beej.
richard_ermen: Dang Roomper has amazing arcs about so many terrible ideas.
RandomTrivia: The human capacity to hold multiple conflicting ideas simultaneously means that there *can* be that disconnect between entertaining characters and role models
PMAvers: Something I appreciate about the ending of V3, really.
Anubis169: I rarely say what I'm watching/ready/playing before I've completely finished all of it, because It's very hard to expose yourself to new things in a public space without 30 people voluntarily trying to make sure you come to the same conclusion they did opinion-wise.
mtvcdm: I do wish the Danganronpa writers had made different choices in structuring their cases.
TheThromborax: The hipocracy of still enjoying Whedon media
josh___something: Danganronpa is... messed up. But on a surface level, the characters are neat, and the gore is gratuitous and goofy.
RockPusher: *watching Witch from Mercury* "Oh this must be all that world building and mecha politics that Ian likes…… whatever, just KISS HER ALREADY!" lrrBEEJ
xantos69: My best and most relatable example of this is the show Community. Everyone I have talked to about it likes the show, but nobody would actually be friends with any of the characters on it because they are all bad friends/people.
Boopity: @RockPusher Had the exact same experience LUL
Juliamon: I love the art direction of Dangit Grandpa and it has some interesting characters, but I'd rather put them in a different story
josh___something: The ultimate... Lucky person
josh___something: the ULTIMATE GAMER
richard_ermen: That reminds me of an Isekai about the ultimate thirteen teenagers crashing from japan in a fantasy world and its so incredibly stupid xD
GapFiller: Anubis169 ditto; Hell these days I'm even reticent abt stuff I've rewatched in entirety several times due to the inevitability of somebody saying 'well obv yr watched it WRONG'
Juliamon: "Super High-School Level"
Anubis169: Not so much that GapFiller
mtvcdm: ew, california rolls
VillageFlipper: philly roll > cali roll
Anubis169: more the inevitable "you didn't come to the same conclusion i did, so that means you like and support XYZ and you're satanhitler."
mtvcdm: The 'reserve' class
richard_ermen: @xantos69 That actually reminds me of Friends. Terrible people but so many people only watch it at surface level instead of seeing these people for being terrible friends and/or people.
dragonwarrior000: I hate consuming content with characters who perform evil acts and suffer no consequences after becoming good guys
jonnykefka: The only thing I've seen that does that "all the heroes are highschoolers" thing diagetically well is 13 Sentinels, but 13 Sentinels does *everything* diagetically
Boopity: And oh so many unnecessary flashbacks
ArkhamArchivist: I occasionally get the slightest hint from time to time that the Japanese education system was traumatic for a lot of people
jonnykefka: oh, anyone else hype for the western release of the GrimGrimoire remaster?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hows food times going?
xantos69: @xantos69 Big agree. Every relationship is toxic and/or disrespectful. At the barest minimum, they constantly lie to each other and work cross purpose.
richard_ermen: I sometimes wish schools we see in anime and games were equipped as well as those in vns. I remember seeing movies on the old-8mm projector and it was ....bizarre. At the end of the 90s xD
mtvcdm: Yeah... from what I understand, the Japanese high school system's college entrance exams are so punishing that by the time students actually ARRIVE at college they're completely burned out.
PharaohBender27: @ArkhamArchivist Gee, you say that an educational system where "cram schools" are a thing is potentially traumatic?
Izandai: who's also the what
richard_ermen: "The ultimate high school politician" xD
RockPusher: That show was so terrible… I still watched it all
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i never did finish that anime how did it end?
jonnykefka: As many crunchyroll comments I saw, "Wow this is garbage. See you all next week."
TheThromborax: The idea that high schoolers aren’t struggling to rise to the level of mediocre is such a wild idea
GapFiller: Anubis169 true tho ultimately it feels we're both approaching the same basic point; other people not letting yr subjective experience carry its own merit
mtvcdm: You so often hear stories about Japanese high school. You *rarely* hear stories about life in a Japanese college.
ylegm: I remember this anime more than than I remember it's title
VillageFlipper: @mtvcdm there are instances where getting into college is harder than college
Anubis169: GapFiller: so most of the time i just enjoy whatever it is myself, and that's that :D i enjoy stuff better that way since the decent discussions that've actually been productive are far outweighed by the ones that've devolved into "why did i even bother.."
ylegm: *its
jonnykefka: @mtvcdm I don't disagree but this is part of why I like Uzaki-Chan Wants to Hang Out
GapFiller: Anubis169 yuuup
josh___something: The 2.5D
richard_ermen: Ace Attorney and its land of bizarre law and judges xD
richard_ermen: I miss Miles Edgeworth
josh___something: Yeah, Danganronpa the Videogame, is a Detective Game
HoloTheWiseWolf_: uzuki-chan is great. i need more shows like wotakoi as well
Izandai: What happens if you fail a case in an Ace Attorney game, anyway?
Juliamon: You game over
HyruleGirl9: @Izandai the miracle never happen...
richard_ermen: You restart the case because the story doesn't work with you losing
Izandai: Makes sense.
Anubis169: I've played the Fate/Stay Night original game (with a hack that dubbed in the Japanese VA from the PS2 release).
GapFiller: Anubis169 H Scenes and all? Kappa
richard_ermen: @Anubis169 Oh, I remember that one. That was amazing. Also very depressing.
Anubis169: The branching paths are very interesting since the writers have to take into account a character at the same point having knowledge or not, depending on the choice
richard_ermen: Also great bad ends with much humour ^^
richard_ermen: Tiger Taiga!
PharaohBender27: I'm now remembering the Stickmin game where you essentially have to play Ace Attorney :D
mtvcdm: I played the Harvey Birdman game some years back. Never actually made it through.
Boopity: Speaking of branching VNs, Zero Escape series is a personal favorite of mine
HoloTheWiseWolf_: you have to be the cop
richard_ermen: The implication of Ace Attorney is that they're crime rate is sooo high that they can't even invest any time into real detective work.
Anubis169: yooooo, Disco Elysium is the single best game of its type I've played this decade <3
TheThromborax: Do Japanese courts have juries?
TheThromborax: Lots of countries don’t
PharaohBender27: I mean, the judge deciding things is kind of how it works in some other countries
AveryCorvus: I believe the creator admitted he wrote it not knowing how law works, but just kind of made up a system that would be the most fun for telling the story
Izandai: I can never remember if this is real or Internet myth, but isn't a lot of the nonsense about how courts work in Ace Attorney just a thinly veiled satire of the Japanese legal system?
mtvcdm: It's pretty much a satire of the Japanese criminal justice system, where... it's not too far off the mountain defense attorneys actually have to climb in Japan.
richard_ermen: @AveryCorvus That sounds like the makre of SwordArtOnline not knowing how MMOs work xD
mtvcdm: You can be a renowned Japanese defense attorney without actually winning any cases.
TheThromborax: As an attorney, let me tell you that a realistic attorney game would be so boring no one would finish it
TheMerricat: "Although juries have not been used in Japan since 1943, a new quasi-jury system was passed into law in May 2004 and was implemented in 2009. They are not juries but "lay judges" (裁判員 saiban-in) working side by side with the "professional judges"."
fastlane250: eat your hamburgers apollo
Anubis169: hehehehe
josh___something: hehheh
richard_ermen: lol
Anubis169: localisation manLOL
richard_ermen: And then you have STEEL SAMURAI and others xD
HoloTheWiseWolf_: you could go yakuza:judgment on it and instead yakuza style beat everyone up till you get the guy
PharaohBender27: @TheThromborax "Now, it's discovery phase, so please read through 1,000 pages of correspondence"
richard_ermen: Imagine doing the same thing to a Yakuza game and making them all part of the MAFIA in NEW YORK xD#
PharaohBender27: What was that one comic that was poking fun at that very thing?
josh___something: Look, Sometimes things are silly for meta reasons, and I'm here for that
Boopity: @richard_ermen I mean, the first game has an infamously weird Americanized localization
TheMerricat: it's very interesting to have Ian and Heather and Beej and Cori all anime fans in LRR and all have wildly different preferences
Bruceski: It's so easy to get a couple of steps ahead. You need to look at exactly what they're asking for.
Thatwasademo: "Japanifornia"
richard_ermen: I remember one Ace Attorney Heather played with a singing monk that was...amazing in how weird the case was xD
Shadwhawk: 90% of real Attorney games would be convincing your client to just take the plea deal
Lokolos: I remember a point in the first one where I figured out a thing faster than it wanted to. I had to mess up first and then do it right.
richard_ermen: @richard_ermen For good reason =D
PharaohBender27: Right - just found the thing I was thinking of:
Anubis169: That's been happening for years. Ever play the direct translation of Chrono Trigger instead of the official release? That's not juice Crono is drinking at the festival :D
richard_ermen: What is he drinking??
Anubis169: it's straight beer
Anubis169: also "Devil God Machine" wouldn't go down well in the 90s
richard_ermen: wooooow
TheMerricat: localizes are anti-Jesuses?
Bruceski: "soup-drinking competition" where everyone's so full they fall asleep
mtvcdm: Crunk juice
RockPusher: I mean it was grape juice at one point
TheMerricat: localizers even
Izandai: I mean.. Wine is basically just yeasty grape juice.
shurtal: now i'm thinking about the 4kids One Piece, with Sanji's "Lolipops"
Anubis169: we don't talk about 4kids
HoloTheWiseWolf_: isnt any liquid in japan juice
mtvcdm: Yeast-flavored apple cider
Anubis169: (hammer with a pistol grip.. eesh)
Boopity: *finger guns*
PharaohBender27: I swear, because of that anime club crapshot I always mentally pronounce "One Piece" as "Ohnay Peachay"
voslan: 4-Kids did have the BEST intros
Anubis169: "Egregious"?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: what likes crusafixes?
Anubis169: oh jebus
Anubis169: everybody remembers HFIL :D
richard_ermen: I remember Final Fantasy where they did the same. Removed all the crosses.
SquareDotCube: praise |
jonnykefka: They used to do that for video games too. La Pucelle Tactics, notably
Mischievous_Catgeist: Tokyo mew mew was my first manga
shurtal: Hercule
TheThromborax: The first cross I ever saw in anime was the gun in Tri-Gun
jonnykefka: @TheThromborax Oh yeah that one they couldn't edit out
richard_ermen: Sailor Moon, where Neptune and,, you know the other one, became nephews instead of a lesbian couple...
Anubis169: Yeah, in the .hack// games for PS2, the main character's weapon was a Q shaped staff
Anubis169: in the japanese one it was a celtic cross
TheThromborax: @jonn
Anubis169: sec...
TheThromborax: It wouldn’t been impressive
SquareDotCube: but yeah, crosses was shorthand for gothic style back then
Tiber727: Another common one is Japan has a symbol similar to but not a swastika.
RockPusher: … and they were room mates!
Izandai: dang
HorusFive: In a row??
TheThromborax: @jonnykefka it would’ve been impressive
richard_ermen: Somehow that jacket reminds me of a KOI. Weird.
HorusFive: Oh, that's great
PharaohBender27: Ah, makes more sense
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
xSnowySky: damn thats really impressive
Anubis169: the staff shape changes :D
shurtal: your brother did santa 15 times?
SquareDotCube: Beej's brother is Santa, well that would make sense
ford_prefect1789: good for him! Thats great!
ButButTheJesus: thank you Heather, that's how I heard it too
Bruceski: That's his reason for being in those houses with a sack and he's sticking to it.
Elevation_4000_FT: The same Santa that ran you over with his car?
PharaohBender27: @shurtal sparkl171No
SquareDotCube: though seriously, apparently we're going through a Santa shortage this year
nickthecatbear: Just ask for food
ArkhamArchivist: Little bit of scratch for reindeer feed?
TheMerricat: oil women?
HorusFive: Oil-Ladies?
mtvcdm: The medicine hat is so oily
SquareDotCube: oilasses
PharaohBender27: My Dad was grumpy this morning and complaining about how all TV news yesterday were tracking Santa's journey
HorusFive: Take the money from the people who can afford it. You can write off the others as charity
TheThromborax: (goddamnit Pete Davidson, taco bell isn't even open today.......)
SquareDotCube: congrats!
mtvcdm: River City Girls was great.
jonnykefka: 13 Sentinels...again.
RockPusher repeatedly jams the 'Meow' button
TheMerricat: chat background song, is this also BGC?
Ravensfest: The oil ladies of Medicine Hat sounds like a game I would ignore on steam.
PharaohBender27: @RockPusher escher3MEOW ?
richard_ermen: Vampire Survivors was suprisingly great
angryoptimist: River City Girls 2 looks super good.
nickthecatbear: Triangle Strategy was my big surprise game this yer. Despite the terrible name, it was actually really well done
angryoptimist: Plus, the musics in RCG2 is kinda great.
angryoptimist: *music
Juliamon: TheMerricat It's the Vindicate Me remix featuring MegaRAN
PharaohBender27: @nickthecatbear So they kept the placeholder name, just like Checkpoint predicted? :p
mtvcdm: I just happened to separately play RCG at about the same time Beej and Heather did. It was great.
RockPusher: PharaohBender27 I got the meowing achievement in Stray before I got the finish the tutorial achievement :D
TheMerricat: @juliamon thank you!
Izandai: What exactly is River City girls? Because from what I saw it looked like it had the same first level than the first one, so is it more of a remake or does it just have the same first level because they're just breaking out of school again?
mtvcdm: 2 I know I'm getting eventually.
nickthecatbear: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, freaking awful name, haha
Izandai: River City Girls 2, rather.
EvilBadman: @izandai The boss from RCR1 is back with friends
SkylerRingtail: Aww man, I remember the Pikmin 2 stream way back when
mtvcdm: RCG 2 sounds like it takes place a few months after RCG 1.
Izandai: @nickthecatbear They sure did. Just like they did with their literal last game, Octopath Traveller.
jonnykefka: I was watching the Pikmin 2 VODs recently
SquareDotCube: finally got around to playing through Luigi's Mansion 3
mtvcdm: I'm currently in the latter stages of Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion.
jonnykefka: !quote onion
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RockPusher: !findquote onion
LRRbot: Quote #3086: "lrrEFF you, Onion King!" —Beej [2016-08-03]
PharaohBender27: Man, Mark III - the one LRR moved out of 7 years ago . . .
jonnykefka: !findquote physically
LRRbot: Quote #7037: "Eat it, physics!" —Ian [2020-07-05]
RockPusher: !findquote physically onion
Izandai: I really need to finish River City Girls. And then I guess get the alternate ending that I did not know existed.
Juliamon: !quote 296
LRRbot: Quote #296: "You have to give them time to physically enter the onion." —Compleatly
jonnykefka: LRRbot is actively trolling us now
EvilBadman: weird thstw we have two nickels for these onion quotes
richard_ermen: Stanley Parble Ultradeluxe was nice.
Anubis169: !quote 296
LRRbot: Quote #296: "You have to give them time to physically enter the onion." —Compleatly
EvilBadman: that*
Anubis169: ;)
TheThromborax: did you play Hey Pikmin?
mtvcdm: Oh, I know what I played earlier this year. Epiphany City. It will hit you with the feels HARD before you even get agency of your character, if you can work through that, the game's perfectly good.
RockPusher: Anubis169 cheating by looking up the ID lrrBEEJ
Anubis169: Yes i can do that
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jonnykefka: I played Pikmin 3 on the WiiU and that's the only reason I haven't gotten it on Switch
PharaohBender27: I played the Arcade Spirits sequel earlier this year - figure between the head dev being a longtime LRR fan and the first game getting some airtime on Now Kiss!, figure that's worth mentioning
TheThromborax: I hated Pikmin 3 on Wii U and hated it. Very stressful
jonnykefka: I mean, Pikmin is kind of a stress simulator by design
neuroflare: Merry Christmas LRRsers! <3<3
richard_ermen: Merry Christmas @neuroflare
jonnykefka: Oh, I know what my GOTY is, Neon White
SkylerRingtail: Hold up, they made another Chibi-Robo?!
richard_ermen: Neon White was nice ^^
Izandai: I beat Pikmin 3 on the Switch, but I didn't complete it. Honestly I dunno if I'm gonna get back to that any time soon.
TheMerricat: Conversations with Beej is like going to the corner store via a shortcut through a very beautiful and well kept park with a hyperactive puppy on leash. :) we eventually get there but the journey is the best part :D
EvilBadman: I think the best not released this year game I played was either Metroid Dread or Guardians of the Galaxy
TheThromborax: there's a Japanese-only sequel to this Tingle game. Do you have that too?
mtvcdm: Oh geez, Steam tells me I got to There Is No Game this year, back in February. That was so fun.
SkylerRingtail: Wow, I had no idea it became a whole series. Fond memories of the original.
fastlane250: prices for GCN chibi robo got ridiculous
EvilBadman: I need to finish that mtvcdm, I started via gamepass
mtvcdm: I got around to Never Alone this year, Contrast.
EvilBadman: wait no not gamepass, bought on switch
RockPusher: Drink More Glurp was fun CtS times this year
kumatsu: I think one of my top games this year was finally getting and playing La-Mulana 2
neuroflare: its good? excellent. It looks super interesting
mtvcdm: Assemble With Care is on my completed list for this year... Pureya was a fun little Warioware-like...
mtvcdm: I knew you were doing that one
TheThromborax: worse than Zelda Train?
richard_ermen: Oracle of Ages wasn' good sadly.
PharaohBender27: I remember those streams!
mtvcdm: Galaxy brain activaaaaaaaate!
neuroflare: its a slow start but its goood
RandomTrivia: I'm a weird people who like the Oracle games
RandomTrivia: But I absolutely understand why people do not like them
Phailhammer: I gave up on Oracle of Seasons because I could never get the timing right on the dance that got you the boomerang.
jonnykefka: Was Hardspace Shipbreaker this year?
PharaohBender27: I still have one achievo for that game I should go back for . . .
richard_ermen: I liked Vallhala but its...very unique.
richard_ermen: Also CYBER DOGGO!
kumatsu: and developed in Victoria
Lysander_salamander: yaaaaay depression
PharaohBender27: @richard_ermen Has a real banger of a soundtrack, lemme tell you
mtvcdm: Oh NO YOU DID NOT
GhostValv: :)
TheMerricat: @jonnykefka I think the 'leaving ea' update was this year
RockPusher: That was a cute game
josh___something: Huh... There seems to be a lot of indie games that are secretly depression... Have we asked indie devs?
RockPusher: Crow, also cute
PharaohBender27: :crow:
angryoptimist: I mean, can we even say they're secretly about depression? It's usually pretty anvilicious.
TheThromborax: "for the vita"
TheMerricat: what was the game where we were named odd? with a sister called even?
RockPusher: Nep Nep
PharaohBender27: Dangit, was hoping that would be an emote :D
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
Lysander_salamander: it's a "comedy"
TheThromborax: was Echos of the Eye this year?
kumatsu: Tunic was real fun
mtvcdm: I believe you've left Persona 5 Strikers for later, in progress on that on the homestream.
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SquareDotCube: Tunic is great, and yeah you'll have to take notes
TheMerricat: Chat I missed the last stream of Nelly
TheMerricat: playing tunic did he go back at all and try to get a better ending?
PMAvers: Oh. Oh no.
PMAvers: The Bad Game.
mtvcdm: I've heard some awful things about Ultra Despair Girls
josh___something: ooh... Ultra despair girls is... ugggggghhhhh
Juliamon: TheMerricat Not on this channel at least
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jonnykefka: content warning everything?
PMAvers: Content Warning: Yes.
Boopity: Oh boy
josh___something: Yeeeeah
angryoptimist: Yeah, I looked that one up. Very content warning.
richard_ermen: Oh right, this was my year of Metroidvania. I had much fun playing "Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth". That was suprising.
nickthecatbear: Loved Kirby
PMAvers: Like, the gameplay was decent, but ho-ly-shit the writing was bad.
mtvcdm: You can see that one in the YouTube archives
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RandomTrivia: The PiF of Kirby was great
RandomTrivia: I enjoyed watching the batshit insane plot twists play out :D
RandomTrivia: Fusion
Joecool190: Fusion
richard_ermen: Great Scott
EvilBadman: the MilesMorales game also very good, way shorter
jonnykefka: Conquest is a classic FE experience and a pretty darn good one.
richard_ermen: this was fun, but its after 2 AM over here, so have a good night/day ya'll and have a good stream ^^
jonnykefka: Revelation is the one that is most narratively satisfying
PharaohBender27: Goodnightm @richard_ermen !
PharaohBender27: *Goodnight,
josh___something: What remains of edith finch is *a lot* in a good way
Izandai: The only bit of that game I've seen is the one with the baby in the bathtub and... Jesus fucking christ...
TheThromborax: "finished golf" is a big brag
Bruceski: My main gripe about Revelation was the maps were tiny for the number of characters you get. If you're going to combine two casts like that make maps on the level of Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn.
mtvcdm: Golf: done
mtvcdm: You have done all the golf, there is no more
angryoptimist: Shut Up And Jam Gaiden, but golf?
RandomTrivia: Hahhaahahaha
TheThromborax: the Final Boss of golf is just your Actual Boss and you have to win but not by too much
aitsu100: that sounds almost as weird as Birdie Wing
RockPusher: rayfkSanic_HF
mtvcdm: Random rules!
TheMerricat: feel like lost and random really wanted to have a sequel
TheMerricat: in
TheThromborax: Gray?
mtvcdm: Lost In Random feels like they just suddenly ran out of plot and needed to complete the game in a big hurry.
nickthecatbear: I loved Heather's week of super short games. Gris was Incredible
TheThromborax: "Are gamers okay?"
Serpens77: "secretly"
Mysticman89: video games are just a medium for sadness sometimes
Joecool190: Indie game daves, are youok?
josh___something: HAve we asked Indie devs?
nickthecatbear: First Tree was ... something
mtvcdm: The First Tree: also sad
kumatsu: if you don't want to be a fox, still play Tunic
adept_nekomancer: I feel like if you want to be a fox, Star Fox 64 is the way to go
mtvcdm: Professor Oak doesn't know what he wants
RandomTrivia: Pffffft
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Bugberry: Love what you need to do to unlock Mew.
TheThromborax: Pokemon Snap is peak Adventure Game logic
nickthecatbear: Dead-center and staring into your soul
Bugberry: I still have the stickers I printed out at Blockbuster as a kid.
Boopity: These are scientific photos. For science. Oak doesn't want any of that artistic nonsense Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: scientific photos vs artistic photos?
Eklinaar: I personally know at least half a dozen programmers who are amateur photographers
josh___something: The problem is quantifying that in a game
mtvcdm: They never explained what that Pokemon Report was actually for
jonnykefka: I've been playing New Pokemon Snap this week and it's very chill
angryoptimist: You know, I bet AI would be good at grading photos. That would be a nice thing to do with it for once.
Juliamon: yeah, the OG was all-or-nothing with its scoring and it was SO rude
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nickthecatbear: "farming sim"
SkylerRingtail: Oh yeah, Kitaria. How was it? Saw you stream it once and it seemed...fine?
mtvcdm: Farming six bear asses sim
ContingentCat: I think when I played pokemon snap I just ignored the scoring
nickthecatbear: Oh, that just reminded me that I really enjoyed Rune Factory 5 this year. Lots of time in that one
TheThromborax: Pokemon let's go was a good game fight me
adept_nekomancer: "Hey kid, go out and chuck balls at the local wildlife!"
dragonwarrior000: You are the second person at least to fall out the sky
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JusticeJuice: Wait is it Sky person day already? Nah just the neighbor putting up decorations early.
HorusFive: As per video game logic, they just tease you about being from outer space instead of locking you up and dissecting you
LinearGif: True story, this was the original working plot to Skyfall
laundreydhull: lawl... this gawds "Sky Phone" LUL
TheThromborax: how many Magic Paintbrush games did you play this year?
PharaohBender27: O_o
mtvcdm: I'M SORRY WHAT
NotCainNorAbel: nah
HorusFive: But what if I just don't.... save the bullies
Lord_Hosk: I too like to just use paint to make people happy
mtvcdm: Shantae and the Seven Sirens, aka Eff The Hula Minigame.
josh___something: It's a hard recommend, but it is still a recommend
Travilogue: Have you looked at Harvestella anymore after playing the demo?
josh___something: Godspeed, heather
BigDaddyBland87: Did you know Detroit had the Underground Railroad? lol
HorusFive: Or, and hear me out, you can just stop playing and make up an ending that makes it better
TheMerricat: and thus the circle is closed chat.
Izandai: A lot more frequently than sometimes, IMO.
mtvcdm: Also when are they making a plush Squid Baron
RockPusher: Sometimes it takes a couple swings to really find it
angryoptimist: I will never forget that Talking Simulator clip of Detroit: Become Human.
ylegm: frontier entertainment took some time finding its rythym
LinearGif: Sometimes old things just have Historical Value
jonnykefka: I'm looking forward to the GrimGrimoire remake, especialy if it doesn't lag like anything
TheDailyMapleSyrup: You actually finished a game so you've surpassed many others
DeM0nFiRe: That basically describes all NES games and games of that era. People didn't really know what video games should be yet so it's a lot of interesting stuff, but games didn't become actually good til like SNES era lol
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Bugberry: I tried and had such a hard time going through Ocarina of Time.
PMAvers: The OG Zelda came with a map and stuff right for hints in the manual, right?
lilyoswald: IMO breath of the wild gets the best of both worlds in that respect
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Eklinaar: Zelda 2 just isn't a good game
Izandai: Link's Awakening Switch
EvilBadman: Windmill slam LTTP
Izandai: Or maybe Link Between Worlds
iris_of_ether: I'm still rather fond of Link's Awakening, but I think it takes more design notes from the SNES one
Eklinaar: @EvilBadman Same
ylegm: I run randomizers LTTP all the time
Blasteg: you know, does rosy rupeeland have a rando...
EvilBadman: @ylegm Yep
Juliamon: yeah, I remembered being unable to get anywhere in Zelda 2 as a kid on the NES, tried playing it on the Switch, STILL can't get anywhere. what an opaque game
ylegm: @EvilBadman nice
lilyoswald: Link to the past is so solid
Izandai: Big same, Beej.
Izandai: BOTW is just... Truly special.
ylegm: I played links awakening on game boy and it still makes me frustrated to think about it
iris_of_ether: Windmill smash Link's Awakening, enough that I cross-stitched myself the map :)
Izandai: God I'm so excited for TOTK.
RandomTrivia: The literal actual "Breath of the Wild Shot"
RockPusher: gabyLul
Xafty: @Izandai how did i know i would look up and see you agreeing
RandomTrivia: It's quite a moment.
EvilBadman: When you leave the plateu and learn the world. is sooo much bigger
DeM0nFiRe: Honestly that is what Elden Ring is like for me. Ia m not even good at the soulslike combat, but Elden Ring does open world really really well
SkylerRingtail: This is nice
Juliamon: hadouken
iris_of_ether: Beej.
Izandai: @Xafty *finger guns*
TehAmelie: i keep dragging out playing Elden Ring partially so i can keep that feeling of finding the things for the first time
Nuurgle: BotW for me was all about the Korok puzzles. Like running around and seeing 3 trees but one of them has more apples than another and the gears turning in my head was everything
jonnykefka: @TheMerricat ..."ripened tingle's balloon trip of love" oh *no*
TheThromborax: I really hope TOTK runs okay in the Switch
Xafty: it should
Xafty: there is no reason it wouldnt
RandomTrivia: The long awaited return of the Secret Podcast
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
TheMerricat: question for chat how many years do you think it'll be before Nintendo comes up with something to replace the switch?
Izandai: The korok puzzles were great, for exactly that reason of seeing three trees or a pattern of rocks a pile of stone cubes and being like "I know what that's about!", but my favorite discovery thing was the memories. I absolutely loved coming across a spot and thinking "This looks familiar..." and opening up the pictures to check, or after getting another part of the map off a tower looking at it to see if any place looks like it might be a memory place, and then once I know I'm in a memory spot
jonnykefka: Beej we can hear you...extremely well
Izandai: poking around trying to find the exact right spot so I can get a bit more of Link and Zelda's story. It was so much fun and so satisfying.
TehAmelie: if you don't hear your voice in your own ears, are you even real?
TheMerricat: stream is hearing it as well
jonnykefka: We are also getting that
Juliamon: I think it's Tingle's DS computer
jonnykefka: It's the Enterprise thrum of Tingle's setup
RockPusher: It was Tingle all along! fugiWow
kusinohki: @themerricat I just bought a switch black friday, so I expect an announcement about switch 2.0 any day now....
TheMerricat: @kusinohki lol
Izandai: But the best part was when I first got access to the memory pictures, which I did not know were a thing at all because I had been studiously avoiding spoilers, and I looked through them all, and I saw the one in the birch forest with the Dueling Peaks in the background and "I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!!"
Izandai: Just pure excitement, it was so good.
Nuurgle: this world map is like the opposite of the Elden Ring one!
LordZarano: I haven't played any new new games this year, but here's 3 games that I played for the first time this year that I loved: N++ (incredible platformer), Astroneer (fantastic mining and crafting game where you can dig all the way through planets and have your mind blown by how gravity actually works, good for listening to podcasts too), Spintires (Great for listening to podcasts)
Bruceski: yeah those pictures were amazing
PharaohBender27: A new landmass! sparkl171Shocked
NotCainNorAbel: my legs are like that right now
DeM0nFiRe: @Nuurgle lol wow you're right it's pretty close
LinearGif: Body in open rebellion
Bruceski: Even when you didn't know the spot immediately you could recognize the color of the rocks or something else and slowly narrow it down
bytecaster: @Nuurgle There is even a big tree at the end!
SkylerRingtail: Ugh I hate that feeling
Izandai: Parry it for half damage.
TheMerricat: I'm 50/50 and preventing the charley horse
TheMerricat: on
iris_of_ether: I've had that issue with my leg nerves, from sciatica. Zero fun.
NotCainNorAbel: oh good, Beej and I are living the same life. Although I don't always save it
HorusFive: Electrolyte imbalance- not necessarily dehydration
Nuurgle: if I'm so dehydrated, why do I have to pee every hour?!?
TehAmelie: two bananas a week is good too
ThorSokar: Yoga with Beej when?
Pal_Friendpatine: But magnesium and potassium are important too
epsilon_vee: i find having more potassium helps
shinycrochet: magnesium & electrolytes can also be big part of it
Mischievous_Catgeist: i always heard low pottasium caused that
h3rsh3yb4r: Beej can you talk about the tea you were drinking during Bus? It sounded delicious
adept_nekomancer: It's scams all the way down
Eklinaar: I'm about your age Beej, it's definitely a thing that started recently for me, needing to work harder to maintain my previous standard of physical shape.
jonnykefka: oh good lost woods puzzle
kusinohki: I'm kind of struggling with the memory pictures in BotW... I spent most of this morning tracking one down. I knew I was close, but couldn't quite find the right spot. it was like 1 hill/mountain peak over. it was coming really close to more frustrating than fun (still enjoying the game overall though)
JusticeJuice: Kidney health is important.
mtvcdm: Okay, as a reminder: I've got the price sheets, chat, you don't have to worry about that. Feel free to guess but I've got the answers.
PharaohBender27: From alien cows to faceless rams?
jonnykefka: Is it just me or are the sheep a little more 3D than other things have been
TehAmelie: i wonder, how much trial and error are you supposed to do to find the best price every time?
TheMerricat: @jonnykefka I think it's their face
Izandai: @kusinohki Which one is it? I bet I could give a tip for finding it, if you want.
Nuurgle: Junglo for life
mtvcdm: Well, lucky we know how to make simple juice
LinearGif: He's all about that Junglo juice
PharaohBender27: Ohai Duke
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kusinohki: @izandai thanks, but I found it. it's near the death mountain region looking west at the castle and lost woods
mtvcdm: You didn't even do the last bridge yet!
Izandai: Ah, yeah, I thought so. That one's probably the trickiest, since there's so many peaks in the area that it could be on top of.
ThorSokar: the huge bottle of tea with the huge bunt in the bottom
mtvcdm: Think of the infrastructure!
TehAmelie: i wonder if the enemies look at you like you're Sonic the Hedgehog and they can bonk you so money falls out
nickthecatbear: I just made some lovely lavender mint tea. Nice and cozy lrrSHINE
mtvcdm: I might note... nothign says the next bodyguard won't be potentially better.
lord_wertornion: To be honest Utrecht is the middle of the country so it is near everything here
yalc321: theyre... evocative
angryoptimist: (to Cream's "White Room") We got white tea / in a brown bag / in the Mail Time
Epinephilim: Low-budget mace, isn't that just hot sauce?
adept_nekomancer: These should fit nicely within the mace budget
yalc321: mace is the flesh from around the nutmeg
mitomanox: lrrSHINE lrrBEEEJ lrrSHINE lrrHEATHER lrrSHINE
HorusFive: Crashing the market
adept_nekomancer: We found the location of the next gold rush
mtvcdm: Rule of business: Number go up!
Epinephilim: There's amethyst in them there hills! LUL
RockPusher: So what I'm hearing is that Beej wants to visit Zeeland and Holland then go to New Zealand and New Holland lrrBEEJ
Sunmare_Dragon37: this forest sound reminder of the forest sounds in baldur's gate
LinearGif: The rich get richer, I stay the same wage
HorusFive: lrrFRUMP Matt calls it the brainworms mattlrBonk
mtvcdm: The pot had a penny in it
Dillatont: You can catch both Zeeland and Holland in the same trip if you go to Michigan
Epinephilim: TBH they're probably further apart in Michigan. Europe is so tiny.
yalc321: yeah but then he'd be in Michigan LUP
yalc321: LUL *
lord_wertornion: I visited a friend yesterday and he said it was a long train ride. It was 45 min away
voslan: Trombone Champ is proud to guest star in this stream
mtvcdm: teeth! teeth! teeth!
adept_nekomancer: We're playing trombone hero now
patrick_stonecrusher: junglo's gf?
Dillatont: @Epinephilim All jokes aside, those towns are actually 6 miles apart in Michigan
LinearGif: My claws that catch
Epinephilim: Nice
HorusFive: Hyrule residents- famously OK with people smashing and/or taking their stuff
Epinephilim: Uhh
Epinephilim: That tree is vaping
SquareDotCube: helps to have a map
SquareDotCube: sounds like nut paste
Epinephilim: Deku dip sounds like it would be similar to hummus.
angryoptimist: voxlunNut ?
Lord_Hosk: Deko Dip is made from 1 part Deko and 1 part Dip
Epinephilim: Or just peanut butter.
kumatsu: everyone's favorite MMO mechanic
Blasteg: I'd say no for now
mtvcdm: Sir, that's not how bodyguards work
Juliamon: She had a good run
Juliamon: Can you tell him to stand still while you clear out the map?
ArchRequiemD: So how cursed is this game?
mtvcdm: Okay, chat, guess away.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Blasteg: 2500
Juliamon: So, so cursed
SquareDotCube: 4K?
ThorSokar: 8k
MrQBear: 6666
novrdd: 10k
Juliamon: 3500
Masslost: 420
HorusFive: 4200
Mischievous_Catgeist: 4k
CrazymattCaptain: 5k
RandomTrivia: 4,601
nickthecatbear: 5000
kumatsu: 1500
DeM0nFiRe: 2800 is my guess
angryoptimist: 5k
nickthecatbear: finding the daughter was 4k
adept_nekomancer: 3200
Epinephilim: 4200.69
LinearGif: ten Billion rupees
SquareDotCube: oh yeah! 6K then
TheThromborax: 5432
MrQBear: I'm still in for 6666
MrQBear: ' <'
kumatsu: I don't believe in this person's ability to reciprocate
SquareDotCube: what was it that we had to reach level four?
mtvcdm: Optimal reward was 2,000. Best bid from chat: kumatsu, with 1500.
mtvcdm: Oh, shit, you get more guesses?
RandomTrivia: Isn't it great/infuriating that when you offer too low, they take your money, but when you *ask* too low they just laugh in your face? Talk about double standards...
MrQBear: i mean, he is an old man living in the jungle
mtvcdm: Well, I suppose I know for next time then.
Epinephilim: Yeah, but hero-ing is lucrative business.
MrQBear: @Epinephilim his lucrative business seems to be photo ops now. :p
nickthecatbear: Excuse me, sir. I'd like to pay you money to talk about...rippling muscles.
mtvcdm: Oh... that means the first thing is that much, but it'll be more to complete his story.
Epinephilim: Pay dude 300 bucks for him to read aloud from a Chuck Tingle novel
Epinephilim: Which fits with the protagonist
Epinephilim: If there is justice in the world, yes.
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patrick_stonecrusher: why trrkey has fish??
Epinephilim: So money in this game is your HP and what you use to purchase upgrades?
mtvcdm: Yep
SquareDotCube: maybe we can get Teddy again
SquareDotCube: he was kinda cool
MrQBear: Tingle is powered by red blooded capitalism, yes.
Epinephilim: So it's souls? Is this a souls-like?
PMAvers: Oh dear, are we going to need a axe?
mtvcdm: So I guess we gotta go buy another bodyguard?
LinearGif: Summon the Argonauts
HorusFive: Push him back in the plant- then see if he still wants 250
MrQBear: please tell me he just gets eaten again- aww
Mischievous_Catgeist: 1
Snowcookies: lmao
ThorSokar: 2
Blasteg: 100
HorusFive: 250
Epinephilim: Best I can do is 12
MrQBear: 420
Pal_Friendpatine: 300
ContingentCat: 690
adept_nekomancer: 325
mtvcdm: Optimal price is 300.
mtvcdm: Sure
nickthecatbear: no
DrasonSpike: your helping a veteran its fine
MrQBear: look at those sharp teeth
JakeKamas: "I'll make you a bridge" he says
Epinephilim: I mean, we're not gonna step on its mouth, that
Epinephilim: is rude
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Epinephilim: Okay, maybe we are.
SquareDotCube: remember when we were going to get a new bodyguard?
mtvcdm: Dig hole
TehAmelie: why did it have to be sour melon?
charizard_x383: this looks like some kind of old pokemon knockoff
MrQBear: uh oh
MrQBear: gamer hunch ENGAGED
mtvcdm: Fight!
xantos69: Looks like the angle you hit it at deflects it. Like Pong
TehAmelie: i like how you can keep slamming the ones sliding on their butt
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HorusFive: "You thought it was over!? This isn't even my final form"
Epinephilim: Good try!
kamelion84: lol
nickthecatbear: This game is consistent
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
adept_nekomancer: "What would you pay me for a prize?"
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
RockPusher: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
PMAvers: Oh wow, it truly *was* Wheeler's people
RandomTrivia: At least this one was HONEST about the scam :D
OhaiMireiya: Hurro frens =3
HorusFive: You'd think we'd learn to ask for payment in advance for these things. At least when we have a good position
MikeMoritz: I have seen about 30 second of this game, and already I am profoundly uncomfortable.
Greggleswong: Yes to creepy clown
Epinephilim: Creepy clown is still less creepy than Tingle.
mtvcdm: Chuckles could have been had for 105.
mtvcdm: Chuckles has a passive personality.
TheThromborax: oh he's HIDEOUS
charizard_x383: teddy todo looks like he got stung by 100 bees
mtvcdm: Passive means you have to start the fight and drag it to them.
DrasonSpike: 300
ThorSokar: 200
kusinohki: chuckles already looks "all done" with this *bleep*
LinearGif: Go up, baldy
kamelion84: lol
mtvcdm: I have both the optimal price... and the actual directions.
Greggleswong: Omg seriously
r10pez10: i'm back
rubikdarkwill: 50 per sign ish?
r10pez10: and i only now noticed the stream tags
mtvcdm: You want the directions?
TheMerricat: apparently there is a Konami code secret for this forest
HorusFive: Chat: "Go left"
r10pez10: uh
ButButTheJesus: !left
Mischievous_Catgeist: up
r10pez10: what happened to our cool mercenary
mtvcdm: Didn't pay the mercenary enough
TheMerricat: @r10pez10 when we picked the escort quest to help the old man hero junglelo back to his home that dismissed our regular hero
r10pez10: that sure is a sentence
nickthecatbear: Now we have *Chuckles*
adept_nekomancer: 3 unknown screens with 4 options each -- maximum of 64 possible combinations.
SquareDotCube: from X so far: Up, Right, Right, Down
HorusFive: @adept_nekomancer Only 3 exits, since you enter from one side (and we haven't seen anything about doubling back)
adept_nekomancer: @adept_nekomancer That's true -- if there's no doubling back, it's only 27 possible options
TheThromborax: how long are you planning to stream tonight?
TheMerricat: I'm going to laugh if they coded it to be always the last option left
LordZarano: We could pay for more signs
SquareDotCube: from X so far: Up, Right, Right, Down, Right
MrQBear: i see... we hired the clown. How is he as a bodyguard?
mtvcdm: The full path is 13 steps.
TheMerricat: @mrqbear he has the same stats as the other one but his personality is passive which means he won't start a fight and won't get into it unless we drag the fight to him
MrQBear: So he won't get himself murdered without our permission. got it. ' <'
r10pez10: lmao
r10pez10: took me a sec to realise it's a tarzan-yell and not just a scream
ButButTheJesus: @r10pez10 or is it?
Lysander_salamander: that is the saddest clown I've seen today
mtvcdm: The optimal price was 721.
Critterbot: Whoa it's still going? :D
r10pez10: aaa
Mischievous_Catgeist: shadow?
ButButTheJesus: eyyy, Deku Tree! How ya hangin?
CaptainSpam: Wait, since when do humans exist in Hyrule?
SkylerRingtail: Yup, that's kinda what we do
SquareDotCube: please tell me we get some "odd green gem" at the end of this dungeon :D
HorusFive: Kill all humans, we know we know
r10pez10: is it from a mountain
LinearGif: Dammit Junglo
Epinephilim: It's all Junglo, he uses crude oiil to moisturize.
PMAvers: Life Dew is basically Mountain Dew isn't it
adept_nekomancer: "How much will you pay me to open this dungeon so you can save my child?"
adept_nekomancer: wait, really?
ThorSokar: hahaha
ButButTheJesus: forest screm
r10pez10: hahahahahahha
Nigouki: 420
Mischievous_Catgeist: 265
niccus: jesus
HorusFive: 23
TheThromborax: Restitution!
kamelion84: lol
MrQBear: I don't think they have enough money.
nickthecatbear: "I can hear it screaming" "No, that's just Chuckles. he does that sometimes."
r10pez10: i was somehow not expecting that
Epinephilim: 690
xantos69: to pay for the crimes of all humans? A few billion?
niccus: deku tree... not you too...
ThorSokar: 690
Greggleswong: o m g
TheThromborax: 100%
TStodden: 2400?
SquareDotCube: 2K
LordZarano: 6000
voslan: I am the Lorax and i speak for the trees.
ButButTheJesus: "I am now telling the Deku Tree EXACTLY where it can put the rupees..."
Duffadash: 12
adept_nekomancer: 210, final offer.
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voslan: You better give my money and cover the fees!
Nigouki: how much is a usual corn maze fee?
ghyllnox: 3.50
BryJeepGuy: 10
LinearGif: Tingle's Carbon Offsets
DrasonSpike: 2.50
nickthecatbear: 4000
TheMerricat: what does a god have need of rupees?
Greggleswong: 1 dollar bob
TheDailyMapleSyrup: there's not really enough for environmental destruction
mtvcdm: 1200 will be sufficient.
SquareDotCube: Gotta refill those chests somehow
TheThromborax: @themerricat he has to buy a spaceship
mtvcdm: The optimal price was 1 rupee. Because IT'S A TREE THAT DOESN'T DO MONEY AS A CONCEPT AND WANTS YOU TO DO THE MISSION. (I laughed so hard typing "1200 will be sufficient.")
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EvilBadman: haggling the reparations
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
RandomTrivia: @mtvcdm HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kamelion84: lol
nickthecatbear: hahahahahaha
RandomTrivia: REKT
nickthecatbear: this game is pure evil
DeM0nFiRe: This game is so mean in a funny way
ButButTheJesus: @mtvcdm I LOVE IT
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
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RandomTrivia: This game is so gosh darn RUDE HypeLUL
Nigouki: so 2000 total for the forest shortcut
niccus: that one is thematically rude though
Epinephilim: What are the consequences of failing a negotiation? Can you just not progress?
r10pez10: "these humans destroy the forest ... let me ruin this part of the forest for you"
mtvcdm: @Epinephilim You don't progress and also they just take yourcash.
TheMerricat: @epinephilim if you fail they take the money and you have to offer more so like if the price was $600 and you offered $500 they take the $500 and then you still have to give them another 600
r10pez10: (your cash is your health bar)
JakeKamas: I think I said this last year but Heather and Beej, thank you so much for doing this. And thank you to the community! It's great to have a place to be (figuratively) on christmas.
owleyedman: What...are you playing?
ButButTheJesus: @JakeKamas <3
Blasteg: toll
Epinephilim: Oh right! Happy holidays, everybody! :)
mtvcdm: MORE RUPEES!
HorusFive: gameplay!
r10pez10: is that !advice or !badadvice
ThorSokar: holy crap, how expensive is this dungeon?
HorusFive: I guess since you didn't need to pay anything to get in this is the entrance fee
kusinohki: if this game was... nicer, the amount you paid the deku tree would apply to this gate...
ButButTheJesus: HA
EvilBadman: is this game just findom
mtvcdm: Oh, yeah, that's the game, you can cheese it but will it get you by you just giving up and wildly overpaying at the last minute.
Lysander_salamander: now ten increments
LinearGif: Door just got 10 rupees higher
nickthecatbear: wow, we used to have money, haha
ButButTheJesus: YEEEAH
Lysander_salamander: dang
adept_nekomancer: I'd laugh if the next screen is another door
r10pez10: that tingle face will haunt my dreams, beej
Lysander_salamander: so little health left
Epinephilim: I feel like the game is exactly as nice to the player as Tingle deserves. Weird little freak man.
JohnLockeCole: Man remember when we thought we had rupees
SkylerRingtail: Don't kinkshame the Deku Tree
LinearGif: Where do you think Life Dew comes from
Lysander_salamander: and at least one clown
jonnykefka: Kokiri woods theme is burned into my brain at a profoundly deep level
EvilBadman: just rootin' around no big deal
ContingentCat: well twice we know about
TheThromborax: thank you Dr. Beej-enshmirtz
jakjawagon: i think it happened in one of the oracle games too
Lysander_salamander: oh it's a stealth mission
r10pez10: is that chuckles making those noises
mtvcdm: We're turning a profit on these fights for now actually.
DeM0nFiRe: neat
Blasteg: so what happened
Lysander_salamander: yay
Blasteg: why are we brok again
MrQBear: @Blasteg capitalism
Mischievous_Catgeist: oh the music <3
ThorSokar: hah! that's hillarious
Epinephilim: I think we won't break even on fights if we don't use Chuckles. And Chuckles has finite health right?
kusinohki: lo-fi saria's song in teh background...
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DeM0nFiRe: Wait a minute, a dungeon puzzle? This is almost like a Zelda game or something
until_may: how long they gonna stream for?
DEATHlikescats: Hey guys, thanks for this stream today. Made a lonely Christmas much less so. PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
Epinephilim: <3
Bruceski: 30?
Bruceski: 39
nickthecatbear: Oh no! 3 conspicuous colors!
LinearGif: What is that, some kind of tube?
Blasteg: in this part it's guard hat let us down
ThorSokar: I'm gonna guess there's 3 ladders
kusinohki: remember when ladder was an item?
insanecat6mtg: Hey! Kinda surprised the streams still going this late. Merry Christmas to everyone still here! lrrSHINE
kusinohki: !uptime
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ButButTheJesus: @insanecat6mtg <3
Critterbot: I stream is getting looooong! :D
LordZarano: A Johnathan Fracas?
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kusinohki: I've mostly been lurking, doing random stuff with this on in the background. really lost track of time
r10pez10: i think i fought this boss in CONTROL
TheThromborax: that clown doesn't seem to be helping
PharaohBender27 returns from dinner to see we now have a . . . clown bodyguard?
Serpens77: @r10pez10 Mould-1?
NightValien28: TheThromborax he is there to look good
Epinephilim: And he is not doing a good job.
r10pez10: mould-1 or former, yea
kusinohki: law of 3s
TheThromborax: @nightvalien28 he sucks at that too
Sogheim: very Metroid
TheMerricat: @thethromborax clown is passive so he only gets in the fights if you pull them to them
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Ugh, passive companions
JohnLockeCole: What happens if clown runs out of hearts?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I remember us having a couple of those last year, which is why we settled on sword lady
Travilogue: Are the blue areas diggable?
TheMerricat: @johnlockecole they 'leave'
Tiber727: So what you need is a passive aggressive companion?
r10pez10: oh no
PharaohBender27: O_o
NightValien28: oh fuck a mimic
nickthecatbear: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
taruan: I hate that it has gums
DrasonSpike: 2
r10pez10: 1 rupee
Juliamon: this FUCKING game
Pal_Friendpatine: 10
TheAinMAP: benginHeck
Greggleswong: omf
lilyoswald: 32
VorlonScout: Even the mimics are capitalist
jonnykefka: I would in all honesty prefer a Dark Souls mimic
PharaohBender27: sparkl171Shocked
TheThromborax: 350
NightValien28: 101
jonnykefka: 250
CaptainSpam: One dollar, Bob.
r10pez10: 300
LinearGif: This is how mimics acquire their contents
HorusFive: Does your 200 count the 100 it just took?
mtvcdm: 200 is sufficient.
jonnykefka: @HorusFive no
HorusFive: ouch
nickthecatbear: 101
r10pez10: that is weird
mtvcdm: 200 is the optimal price.
Bruceski: Is mtv using a guide or has these memorized?
PharaohBender27: @HorusFive This really *is* a capitalist dystopia
TheThromborax: like most people, he opens up with money
mtvcdm: I have a guide open.
r10pez10: mtv has a guide, but it's known as a programming schedule usually
mtvcdm: @r10pez10 I air Ridiculousness like 22 hours a day
TheMerricat: I would be afraid of the implications of someone playing this enough that they've memorized the optimal prices of everything......
Bruceski: boooooooo
PharaohBender27: @r10pez10 lrrWOW
Bruceski: @TheMerricat Oh you KNOW there's a Tingle 100% speedrunner out there
mtvcdm: !y
r10pez10: there's a few of these games isn't there?
TheMerricat: two atm
TheThromborax: @bruceski Rule 35: if it exists, there is a Speedrun of it
mtvcdm: This game *would* do a trick pot wouldn't it
Gekyouryuu: we playing Trombone Hero again?
Juliamon: It would... but I doubt it would be placed so close to the trick chest
PharaohBender27: Someone was commenting on it earlier with the sheep, but the enemies here seem . . . more 3D
Mischievous_Catgeist: back with a new pot of tea <3
r10pez10: lmao
r10pez10: the constant dooot
DrasonSpike: what is the point of a body guard if they dont jump into the fray with you?
until_may: how late we gonna go? happy i got here
Simonark: Your commitment to that special Christmas Tingle is remarkable, and I hope all of chat is safe and warm today.
mtvcdm: that's so meeeeaaaannnn
TheThromborax: plant bad
mtvcdm: This is a passive companion. You have to start rhe fight.
TheMerricat: feel like maybe the only way you would be able to take this one is with an aggressive companion to attack it before it gets a chance to shoot you
CaptainSpam: Can you dodge the projectiles, or will dropping the wheel for any reason cancel all your progress?
mtvcdm: He won't engage.
Tiber727: Don't even pick up the rupees after killing it
TheThromborax: clowns are bad. as in life, so too in video games
r10pez10: that's some real gaming
TheThromborax: a Farewell to Clowns
RockPusher: Won't someone rid me of this troublesome clown‽
TheMerricat: poor chuckles it just didn't work out. we'd say it's us not you, but really it was you.
mtvcdm: The ol' three-hit boss
NightValien28: chuckles needs to get good
PharaohBender27: Chuckles just wants to live
lilyoswald: Then he shouldn't have been useless
TheThromborax: naw
mtvcdm: Bye Chuckles
r10pez10: guy did he die
Mischievous_Catgeist: such doot plants
NightValien28: much like knuckles, he won't chuckle no more
LinearGif: The joke's on him now
TheMerricat: @pharaohbender27 maybe if you don't like fighting don't sign up for the job to be the bodyguard of someone who fights...
NightValien28: PharaohBender27 blood and bones are good fertilizers
Mischievous_Catgeist: dog!
HorusFive: mattlrDogchamp
DeM0nFiRe: OhMyDog
Mischievous_Catgeist: nope
Saintnex: I mean Chuckles just stood there like a plant, so Im sure he will blend right in :p
gwamhurt: pirate sharkdog
NightValien28: already an improvement over chuckles
mtvcdm: Optimal price is 65 for Cano.
TheMerricat: lol
Saintnex: oof lol
mtvcdm: Cano is Assertive.
TheThromborax: potions?
TheMerricat: assertive is the in-between one they'll join in the fights if you get into one you don't have to drag the fight to them
HorusFive: mattlrAngy
r10pez10: "can you pet the dog?" "no, but you can pay the dog"
TheThromborax: shrug
LinearGif: is he a good boy
Tiber727: @TheMerricat I'm disappointed it's not called passive aggressive.
PharaohBender27: Oh, Cano has fewer hearts, though . . .
TheMerricat: looking at the bodyguard list it looks like they do one of each type in increasing increments of HP and defense
DEATHlikescats: Ok doggo is adorable
Lysander_salamander: what an adorable dog
r10pez10: this dog is way better than chuckles
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Lysander_salamander: nice how it pulsates like that
ThorSokar: can you pet the dog?
Greggleswong: Omg doggo
DEATHlikescats: @salsy82 happy you get to enjoy this bonkers game with us 😊
Mischievous_Catgeist: wait that means this world canonically has 2 dogs now
FITorion: not going to try to blow it up?
Mischievous_Catgeist: wasnt there a potion that made you strong?
DEATHlikescats: Can you grab those bombs?
TheMerricat: at least three dogs on the bodyguard list
DrasonSpike: 7 rupees
Lysander_salamander: nice
FITorion: bomb?
Mischievous_Catgeist: wait isnt that what we gave them
SquareDotCube: I was going to say
r10pez10: less, even
Greggleswong: Oh that's nice
HorusFive: Is that the Rupees we paid him to get in?
TheThromborax: when in doubt, bomba
LinearGif: Hatch it into a stone bird
mtvcdm: Those are indeed the very same rupees you paid the Great Deku Tree at the entrance.
SquareDotCube: I wonder if that green chest has the amout we pay
DeM0nFiRe: @mtvcdm LUL amazing
ThorSokar: could the sumo bodyguard help?
TheThromborax: did you find a key?
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nickthecatbear: NW ladder
TheMerricat: lol
cogito_ErgoSam: Was it a door?
HorusFive: Do the flaming hands mean anything?
LinearGif: It depends on what city you're from
Mischievous_Catgeist: take a bath?
PMAvers: Maybe grind up a few rupees and pour it in?
Kelderan: Just now tuning in. Is this game as absurd as it was last year?
SkylerRingtail: Is this chest going to be a Mimic?
jonnykefka: @Kelderan more
ThorSokar: common mimmic
CaptainSpam: Purify it with the cleaning power of COLD HARD CASH
laundreydhull: u mean a 'mimic'?
Kelderan: Excellent jonnykefka
PharaohBender27: Uh oh
r10pez10: why the monster in 3D
SkylerRingtail: Ahahaha
r10pez10: lmao
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
Pal_Friendpatine: Can we get the tall screen camera?
voslan: This is a really clever boss fight
DEATHlikescats: Pure psychedelic goofiness
r10pez10: cheers
Saintnex: This is an interesting boss fight, I dig it lol
mtvcdm: If you'll note, this is the only place where we just have an actual health bar.
Pal_Friendpatine: Thank you
r10pez10: oh that's ours? i thought that was the boss bar
r10pez10: it's pretty fun to watch ngl
Saintnex: our doggo bodyguard dealing with the spike balls is fantastic
Pal_Friendpatine: Your companion is blocking the spike balls. How nice
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
nickthecatbear: nice
PharaohBender27: :O
r10pez10: it's exactly 9000!
HorusFive: It's over 9000. Oh wait....
PharaohBender27: OK, we need to get back home NOW
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nickthecatbear: money solves everything
CaptainSpam: I was KIDDING when I suggested we purify it with cold hard cash...
RandomTrivia: @CaptainSpam That's how you do anything in this game, makes sense
HorusFive: Yo- what's in it for us Tree? We paid YOU to get in here
Travilogue: give some to doggo?
Mischievous_Catgeist: maybe a few
xantos69: can you fill multuples?
LinearGif: Fill an empty jar, and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day
r10pez10: beej gonna sell it for rupees
kalira77: tingle's today rupeeland never kids about cold hard cash @captainspam
Greggleswong: Can you take more for yourself?
Greggleswong: Or for sale?
HorusFive: !drink
kalira77: rosy* stupid phone
TheMerricat: and then we find out that there were only 10 life dues in the pot
TheMerricat: dews
until_may: ]boop\
ThorSokar: and somehow move a huge rock
r10pez10: i wonder if the heir has legs
Mischievous_Catgeist: life dew the newest flavour from mountain dew!
mtvcdm: I will tell you, this is a *genuine* negotiation.
TheMerricat: lol
r10pez10: deku tree you have no money
mtvcdm: It's not some 1-rupee thing.
BryJeepGuy: 5000
ThorSokar: 8k
DeM0nFiRe: Would be funny if it's either 1 rupee because they dont know concept of money or unlimited because they dont know the concept of money
Mischievous_Catgeist: 1200 take back what we payed!
Greggleswong: 9999999
JakeKamas: It would be funny if he can only may you however much you paid him
Blasteg: 100
EvilBadman: fleece him, hevs a tree
Saintnex: 6969
SquareDotCube: 7500
JakeKamas: only pay*
TStodden: 9000?
xantos69: 4000
DeM0nFiRe: Oh if you didn't see earlier MTV said that chest you opened that was green was actually the rupees you already gave him
HorusFive: You gave him 1K, we know he has 1K on him
voslan: You see this is why trees need money. To pay off contractors!
nickthecatbear: you already got the money you gave him back from that one chest
mtvcdm: 5,000 will work... there is more available if you're willing to press.
r10pez10: 5k is a lot tho
BrowneePoints: Merry Christmas y'all hope you've had a lovely and relaxing day cuz you sure as hell deserve it
PharaohBender27: 9999?
Saintnex: maybe 6k or 5500?
DEATHlikescats: 12k?
Mischievous_Catgeist: 6500
Lord_Hosk: 6969
Master_Gunner: 9001
mtvcdm: 7,500 is too much.
PharaohBender27: 6,666
xantos69: 5555
BryJeepGuy: 5678
mtvcdm: The optimal is 6,000.
nickthecatbear: nice
EvilBadman: You taught him the value of rupees
Rob_Racoon: Hello Heather and Beej and chat! I hope everyone is doing well!
Saintnex: wait, is he dead? did we just watch a tree die??
voslan: And now the son is stuck next to his fathers corpse for the forseeable future.... Surely nothing bad will come of this.
OhaiMireiya: mattlrBork
Mischievous_Catgeist: talk about absent parenting poor baby
ThorSokar: can you give him another life dew?
Tiber727: You just took the little guy's inheritence.
HorusFive: "If you give me all the rupees you find, I'll be your advisor, little tree" -Tingle if he was smart
EvilBadman: @saintnex You watched a tree die after giving us a lot of money
serramarkov: can you try to give water to the doggo?
Travilogue: That
Travilogue: That's the egg one?
serramarkov: Thanks for the effort!
SquareDotCube: woulda done 75
SquareDotCube: 65 was the normal price
mtvcdm: It was 65. Still 65.
LinearGif: But we love dog
Mischievous_Catgeist: was there a potion that makes you stronger?
Saintnex: could we maybe use the life dew on the flaming fist statues?
DEATHlikescats: Upper left has bombs
mtvcdm: I have the prices. Not necessarily have that info.
mtvcdm: I'd need to look separately.
TheMerricat: you have access to the things you need to open it according to the walkthrough
TheMerricat: but you do not have the things right now
Blasteg: wait don't tell me firework act was a bomb
TheMerricat: medium bodyguards can unlock doors
mtvcdm: Oh, right, bodyguards have sizes too.
mtvcdm: Cano is a small bodyguard.
Blasteg: or... maybe next year
r10pez10: "Cano holds out a card. "I know you're talking about leaving me.""
epsilon_vee: ctrl-shift-t to reopen the last closed tab
mtvcdm: That is the next question: if we don't, what the heck do we set ourselves up for for next Christmas.
r10pez10: to be fair, chuckles was useless
mtvcdm: Large, small, small
PharaohBender27: I have a vague memory of this guard from last year . . .
Blasteg: well he didn't take those 150
Blasteg: thats a plus
Mischievous_Catgeist: 250
mtvcdm: Generalissimo requires 200.
mtvcdm: And yeah, bigger bodyguards are more expensive.
cogito_ErgoSam: He's passive
PharaohBender27: So, he's Francisco Franco? sparkl171Smug
LinearGif: big drummer boy
Greggleswong: omg
r10pez10: rhythm cafe strikes again
Blasteg: I mean if he's strong enough
DEATHlikescats: Ah South American dictator themed wind up toy. There’s layers to this.
TheThromborax: is that Drummer Boy Robotnik?
MrQBear: 9 hearts, big fella
TheMerricat: @deathlikescats as portrayed in a Japanese game localized to English.....
BrowneePoints: No Beej, a Wind Up Drummer Boytoy is a very different thing
kusinohki: stepped away for 30-60 min and tingle went from 800 rupees to over 17k ?? I missed some stuff...
e_bloc: wind up boy-toy
DEATHlikescats: @themerricat ah true! Could very well be a translation.
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki You sure did. We got some lucky breaks
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Also, who was the bodyguard when you left, out of curiosity?
Blasteg: I think this is one of those guards
Blasteg: that you don't bother potioning
TheMerricat: you did get an ultra rupee or whatever they are
kusinohki: @pharoahbender I think chuckles the clown was given up to escort a dog
BryJeepGuy: the shortcut passage isnt there on the map
Pal_Friendpatine: The shortcut is not on the map>
Pal_Friendpatine: ?*
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki OK so yeah, dog was good but couldn't break that boulder
TheMerricat: we didn't quite give chuckles up to escort the dog we watch chuckles die to a bunch of plants and then hired a new dog
mtvcdm: Tingle Chance!
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LinearGif: My Tingle Chance is tingling
r10pez10: someone said earlier it kills everything on-screen
HorusFive: Did we just get lucky with a wind up toy?
r10pez10: but i'm not sure
mtvcdm: But yea, Tingle Chance turns out to be a smart bomb.
Mischievous_Catgeist: juice the journalist?
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lirazel64: Merry Christmas, Tinglers!
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8thplacedave: merry christmas :)
r10pez10: it's a good place, kid
azurite_d: Merry christmas everyone!
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
LinearGif: Because of the patriarchy, it's unrelated
TheMerricat: "This event is known as a "Tingle Chance" and happens randomly in battle. You get to see a slot machine and the first two reels will automatically stop at the same symbol. By touching the screen, you have to stop the third one. If you get the same symbol as the first two, a small movie starts. When it's finished, all enemies on the screen die (even those not in battle) and the reward is a lot better."
Masslost: this bodyguard is drumming like no one is watching
HorusFive: Don't we have a cherry charm or some such?
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:31:29.
ThorSokar: can you give the cherry tree the water?
LinearGif: Brooches belong to the people
r10pez10: is that a forest clamshell
Stormgod519 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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PharaohBender27: Wait, is that poor baboon having to live as a bridge!?
mtvcdm: When this guy fights he hits like a truck.
Stormgod519: I dont know what i just logged into?
mtvcdm: As soon as he gets in there we just stop losing rupees basically.
DeM0nFiRe: @Stormgod519 It's Christmas!
Stormgod519: Well, yeah...
r10pez10: lmao
PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 The second annual Beej and Heather play Freshly-picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, aka Capitalism: The Video Game
Stormgod519: I see... how fitting
SquareDotCube: oh right, we gotta Konami Code the maze
TheMerricat: capitalism and being scammed through an MLM the video game
iris_of_ether: And the 4th Annual Beej & Heather Play a Ninendo
Stormgod519: it sucks because I'll be driving up to Tahoe tomorrow so I can
ThorSokar: if he can't sleep can you sell him a sleep potion?
Stormgod519: t tune into the boxing day stream fully
TheThromborax: juuuice
r10pez10: awesome theme song town
PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 Sorry about you missing Boxing Day, but I hope your visit to Tahoe goes well, and the travel thereto safely!
CaptainSpam: Well, of course the hidden waterfall is not mappable. It's *hidden*.
r10pez10: rip drummer guy i guess
PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 Back in '99, my father and I decided to go to Tahoe for a weekend. Due to the snow, we wound up getting stuck in a snowbank for a bit, and ultimately decided to just stay one night
TheThromborax: how do you know you are missing stuff? is there a % for the map somewhere?
r10pez10: hahahaha
Juliamon: TheThromborax It tells you when it's complete
TheThromborax: @juliamon ty
distrustingspectator: that strange man following you Beej is insane looking.
TheThromborax: lookit that
BryJeepGuy: we should save
TheThromborax: save is good
TheMerricat: @distrustingspectator generalmeso, The bodyguard we hired to destroy a stone. He's a terrible toy soldier
DEATHlikescats: First save?
DEATHlikescats: Eh it’ll be ok
r10pez10: she reminds me of that one character from moomins
ButButTheJesus: ok i'm off to bed. thanks for good lurk stream. Murky Krampus and Happity Nogyog MerryPurple
DEATHlikescats: Lil mai?
r10pez10: yea
DEATHlikescats: @butbutthejesus sleep well!
LinearGif: One love PrideWorld
mtvcdm: *snrk*
TheThromborax: go bigger
HorusFive: Sunk Cost- the game
TheMerricat: You've got 18,000 you can afford to splurge
nickthecatbear: the game's consistent
mtvcdm: Skipping asking me and just going right to the answer I see
Thequickgreyfox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
Thequickgreyfox: Merry Christmas and happy bonus streaming!
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Boon_33: gotta spend rupees to... idk what the point is.
TheThromborax: is she a zombie
r10pez10: is tingle a zombie
TheThromborax: a face stealer thing?
mtvcdm: Hey, remember how you paid a mimic 200 coins for 150 coins worth of goods?
TemporallyAwry: 210 iirc.
mtvcdm: The optimum was 200.
Gekyouryuu: you know what I want? a store where ghosts and youkai sell pastries. an Obakery
PharaohBender27: @Boon_33 To make more rupees so we can feed this magical pond rupeees and lift it all the way to Rupeeland, where we won't have a care in the world!
Mischievous_Catgeist: 420
mtvcdm: Those ancient coins were designed to be sold at a loss.
NotCainNorAbel: elfunk10k
TemporallyAwry: go for the meme ;p
r10pez10: well yeah mtv, they're old
Mischievous_Catgeist: 500
r10pez10: 4000
TheThromborax: a billion
Finalsora811: 1,000,000
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
mtvcdm: 480
LinearGif: He robbed us
TheThromborax: this is like a proto-Moonlighter
TheThromborax: but somehow also more
mtvcdm: Optimum for potato tips is 100.
TemporallyAwry: "Here's a hint, give me more money next time" ... so helpful LuvOops
Mischievous_Catgeist: 750
VillageFlipper: do y'all think you'll make it to heaven/rupeeland tonight?
nickthecatbear: this town is just scammer central, haha
PharaohBender27: @VillageFlipper Oh we won't
ThorSokar: oh wow
VillageFlipper: aw shucks, we'll never see the top of the pyramid scheme
mtvcdm: @nickthecatbear This GAME is scammer central.
VillageFlipper: oh jesus that's a long con
taruan: I'm excited for the Tingle finale in 2025
DEATHlikescats: Capitalism, the Game!
ThorSokar: what's special about it?
r10pez10: it's special because you'll pay a lot for it
HorusFive: "It's special because you pay me for it" -The Guard
SaxPython: lrrSHINE Merry Christmas lrrSHINE
TemporallyAwry: jlrrXmastree !
PharaohBender27: @DEATHlikescats Exactly! That's what I've been saying all stream!
DeM0nFiRe: 🎄
r10pez10: actually festive rupee ornaments
r10pez10: would be cool
PMAvers: They could sell them on the Nintendo Online Store.
DEATHlikescats: @pharaohbender27 you’ve been so right this whole time!
mtvcdm: wooooooow
kusinohki: it's special because I realized I'm in a zelda ajacent game and you're a completionist. give me all your rupees and I'll THINK about giving you something. HA HA HA HA
PharaohBender27: @DEATHlikescats Last year's stream made it exceedingly clear
LinearGif: Thanks Dr. Girlfriend
r10pez10: pinkle isn't real and can't hurt me
voslan: Wait, wouldn't Ball Hinkley be doing this part?
mtvcdm: I see rupee *ornaments*, but the only tree-topper I see is an officially licensed Triforce.
Tripleyew: These are official Chuck Tingle recipes, am I understanding that correctly?
PharaohBender27: @Tripleyew lrrWOW
r10pez10: what about the rotating head speaker from that wind up guy
r10pez10: just on top of the tree. always spinning
kusinohki: really? I'd think an angel looking great fairy would fit right in...
Tripleyew: @pharaohbender27 I mean, it adds a bizarre and disturbingly amusing subtext to the game
mtvcdm: I think it's just coded so the last thing that pings the meter is always the last thing available to touch.
r10pez10: it's probably what the "special" one is for
r10pez10: RIP beej's hot fork
PharaohBender27: That tongue . . . : O_o
HorusFive: Sir, maybe you should have that tongue looked at
r10pez10: necromancy? 2k
Blasteg: 2500
BryJeepGuy: 500
mtvcdm: The optimal was 1,600.
Snowcookies: off by 1(00)
BryJeepGuy: expensive juice
HorusFive: Would you pay 2K for proof of Jungalo's existence?
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
PharaohBender27: D:
kumatsu: Mood
Rob_Racoon: My hand!
HorusFive: Microwaves are magic
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp hawt cup
LinearGif: Yeah, you can break mugs that way
DEATHlikescats: But now you gotta use the burn gel
TemporallyAwry: The mug has a bad vibe - as in it vibrates too much in a microwave.
TehAmelie: did you know ants are untouchable by microwaves? they see them coming and walk out of the way
PharaohBender27: Yeah, we found journalist and revived him . . . and found out how massive his tongue was
r10pez10: mugwatch 2022
LinearGif: The contents of the mug are the coldest thing in the universe rn
RockPusher: Reminder to chat to check which of your mugs are microwave safe
Blasteg: do you think you'll get another free action known as fishing soon?
HorusFive: Ah, my brother Potato Boy
r10pez10: i only remember the xe mug
mtvcdm: It was 299.
Serpens77: oh my
mtvcdm: boom boom boom
nickthecatbear: I love him
xantos69: That is a man who loves his job
LinearGif: So what's he doing after this
Finalsora811: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus'll be coming 'round the mountain when it comes.
r10pez10: i do that when i finish a job i'm proud of too
ThorSokar: wow, they would never make this game now, haha
HorusFive: I wished I was as happy to do anything as that man
Manae: Still don't know how a pickaxe helps build a bridge instead of a hammer
mtvcdm: That I didn't look at.
SaxPython: oooOOOooo
PharaohBender27: @LinearGif Probably standing by another broken bridge, waiting for someone to pay him to repair it :p
r10pez10: smart of nintendo to put alternate endings in the middle of a game
mtvcdm: Eh. Not like you'll be playing this again for another year.
the1thatcreatetheheavens: If you guys do another Boxing Day stream just remember that you have to pick up cam
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Celebrate Boxing Day with the LoadingReadyRun Crew!) at Mon 11:00 AM PST (14:45 from now).
DeM0nFiRe: @the1thatcreatetheheavens There is one tomorrow!
LordZarano: @RockPusher The Checkpoint mug IS microwave safe, and dishwasher safe. It says that "Literally eating mug is NOT RECOMMENDED" though...
mtvcdm: Yeah I didn't look at GameFAQs long.
mtvcdm: I'm mainly on Strategywiki.
r10pez10: this is a strategy game?
HorusFive: Do you need to dig him up?
RockPusher: LordZarano instructions unclear - tried to eat mug - now dentist is angry… conclusion, mug is not dentist-safe
mtvcdm: Fiscal responsibility is a strategy everyone can use!
Kibbik: I'm more of a Cheat Code Central kinda guy.
Gekyouryuu: gesundheit
Kibbik: venusTissues
LinearGif: X marks the spa
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i see the tingle stream is eternal at this point
LolthSpiderQueen: hello new friends
r10pez10: i have a feeling, yea
SaxPython: I have done this
TStodden: That... or they're grounded
r10pez10: sequence break
LolthSpiderQueen: Alien cow
LinearGif: That is a very handsome gate
r10pez10: if it overcooks do you lose all the ingredients?
TehAmelie: whattimetobear clocks it at 31 hours, sure they wouldn't just make things up
Snowcookies: pppl have finished the game. I found spoilers for the ending online
r10pez10: time to bear
Travilogue: Maybe you have to walk over bridge from Deku Forest to Lon Lon to activate Big Bro?
DarknessKingCoH: Good soup
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I should have put at Kappa at the end of my post. But it sure seemed all the walkthrough writers didn't finish :p
r10pez10: isn't a meet soup one of those hollywood plot devices
mtvcdm: You all meet at Soup
Mischievous_Catgeist: why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
mtvcdm: Um
RandomTrivia: ZOOOOOM
RandomTrivia: Into SPACE!
PharaohBender27: Daaang
voslan: SPACE IT IS!
r10pez10: hahahaha
xantos69: Its so big!
RandomTrivia: Time to corrupt space with capitalism I guess lrrBEEJ
CAKHost: Will Tingle need a space suit at some point?
Saintnex: good lord
mtvcdm: 580 meters = 1902 feet
MrQBear: he still has the scratches
Mischievous_Catgeist: the cat XD
CAKHost: Why does he have scars now?!
cogito_ErgoSam: space is 100km up...
mtvcdm: He still has the cat scratches
r10pez10: probably from the cat
CAKHost: Ah
r10pez10: is this guy conning us
Lysander_salamander: wow
RandomTrivia: Ah, that's good environmental storytelling :D
HorusFive: RIP that guard
DeM0nFiRe: The cat is the real protagonist of this game
mtvcdm: I mean he's 100% conning us
Blasteg: oh no
BryJeepGuy: uhh evil man with evil cat
MrQBear: @r10pez10 whaaat? nooo.
Shadwhawk: Well, he's a billionaire
Lord_Hosk: Like a tribble with Klingons!
xantos69: He seems real nice to me!
Saintnex: I imagine covering the cat in gold was NOT appreciated by the cat either lol
xantos69: Yes... a pyramid.....
r10pez10: yes
Blasteg: wait what
CAKHost: I mean, the guy is clearly getting rich off of Tingle rupees so...
r10pez10: pinkle would never lie to us
CAKHost: *Tingle's ruppees
mtvcdm: The Pyramid of Giza is 455 feet (138 meters).
Snowcookies: imagine if you had to pay rupees to save
DeM0nFiRe: Imagine if there was only one continent and it was still called "First Continent"
ThorSokar: 2nd continent of it looks like 3?
PharaohBender27: @Snowcookies Somewhere, one of this game's devs is all, "DAMMIT why didn't I think of that!?"
CAKHost: Monke
r10pez10: yes
r10pez10: it may not even work if you don't have the instructions?
niccus: no no no- the save is free. you have to rent the save point
HorusFive: Paying for something you don't need, or can get free? Doesn't sound in the spirit of the game to me
Xafty: @r10pez10 ah yes, the anti-speedrun tactic
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Only 3 1/2 hours till it’s no longer Christmas
PharaohBender27: :O
TheAinMAP: HahaReindeer
mtvcdm: Eh, sell it to the armorer anyway see what happen
mtvcdm: This game could go full Sierra old school on you if it wanted to.
LinearGif: Pay rupees to *load* a save
mtvcdm: We were only gonna rent this guy anyway until we could replace him with the medium size we ened.
mtvcdm: need
ritchards: Hi Heather and Beej and Chat!
mtvcdm: Zonma is 125
r10pez10: i should hire someone to open doors for me
Phazon_Kiwi: They made a Tingle game?
Juliamon: They made *two* Tingle games
Saintnex: they made two, there's a sequel to this game lol
mtvcdm: Chuckles was useless
TacitusVigil: Happy Toyotathon everyone! I see Beej decided not to wear the green suit?
Blasteg: sadly the sequel is JP only...
Blasteg: unless.... is ther...
r10pez10: i wonder if they'll make a new tingle game before they make a new f-zero game
LordZarano: Windwaker has a GBA link cable Tingle game iirc
mtvcdm: @r10pez10 Tingle. On his balloon. As his F-Zero machine.
Phazon_Kiwi: @Juliamon Oh wow LUL
r10pez10: mtvcdm TINGLE ... PUNCH
mtvcdm: Actually, LRRBot, where do you think Tingle should be?
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: This character would be great in Viva Pinata.
mtvcdm: WOOOOOOOW Lrrbot
DeM0nFiRe: I didnt know that command exists LUL
r10pez10: can you pay him later
ContingentCat: I hope Abba's story involves becoming the dancing queen
mtvcdm: Numbers go up
r10pez10: doritos
DeM0nFiRe: DoritosChip
r10pez10: gambling? i'm in
mtvcdm: Gambling? I'm in!
ChaseLazuli: causeiPog causeiPog causeiPog
ContingentCat: DoritosChip triangle chips
BorealMage: It's actually just Ganon in disguise. "Get me the, um... 'triangle chips'..."
DeM0nFiRe: @BorealMage LUL
MrQBear: @BorealMage it would make as much sense as anything else here. :p
HorusFive: Quick- while he's gone! Empty the till, rob him blind! Man this game encourages bad behavior
Pal_Friendpatine: Do you have perfume yet for attracting the sheep?
LordZarano: Psychoactive tree, seems safe
LinearGif: She'd had enough of my weapons, shields, armor, (all at a reasonable price)
xantos69: called out
Saintnex: lol
r10pez10: what is happening
kamelion84: lol
RandomTrivia: HAhahahaahha
r10pez10: what
mtvcdm: WHAT
Saintnex: uhhhhh
DeM0nFiRe: WAT
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
kamelion84: wat
HorusFive: mattlrDisapprove
TheAinMAP: benginWat
DEATHlikescats: Yikes
LinearGif: I knew it, it was patriarchy all along
TemporallyAwry: !findquote murder
LRRbot: Quote #163: "I don't like murdering men in wheelchairs… but sometimes it's useful to do so." —Cameron [2015-04-19]
EldarLuin: zeldacwKnife
Saintnex: bye forest dad lol
TStodden: Professional Stabbist in Training
DeM0nFiRe: The whiplash from misogyny to wholesome again
mtvcdm: Look, if we're going to perpetuate the patriarchy, pay us
Finalsora811: Gee, Aba. Why do you get TWO dads?
MrQBear: 10K
BryJeepGuy: inifinity
Blasteg: 1000
TStodden: 12,000?
Persephonehime95: 69420
PharaohBender27: 6,900
ChaseLazuli: 20k
xantos69: Depends on the dad you find. in this case. -50
MrQBear: DO IT Just go for it
Gekyouryuu: priceless. 9 million
mtvcdm: 10,000 is too much.
TStodden: 8,000?
MrQBear: Aw nerts :p
ChaseLazuli: 2000k
DEATHlikescats: 7,400
BryJeepGuy: 2500
nickthecatbear: 150
Saintnex: 2400
ThorSokar: 2800
TemporallyAwry: 6969 Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: 2100 is my guess
LinearGif: Junglo is on a fixed income
ChaseLazuli: milk him blind
mtvcdm: 5,000 will be accepted. It is not the optimum.
Bruceski: *Star Fox Adventures merchant voice* That's too much!
xantos69: Guy lives in the jungle and doesn't have clothes. Probably doesn't keep alot of cash on hand.
JakeKamas: This man probably has less than the tree. I guess 4000?
r10pez10: 6k?
DEATHlikescats: Oh! I was close!
mtvcdm: If you're gonna cheat, cheat with both pants off, good sir
ThorSokar: you now know the insane amount you need for the fountain, gotta get that cash
MrQBear: I admit that earlier I was on team "he's an old man who's source of income is taking photos of people dhe can't have that much money" I just really wanted to shout '10 THOUSAND" and see if you'd go for it. :p
VorlonScout: It's also a big enough rupee payout to cover for some non-optimal guesses later
SaxPython: Schrodinger's Offer
ritchards: I'm hope you're taking notes, chat!
terribleplan: r u r d d r d l d l u l u
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
r10pez10: that's how you pronounce my name as well tbh
DEATHlikescats: Sounds like gargling
DEATHlikescats: It can be a quote!
solarsheeptoken: Couples stream!
RandomTrivia: It's the sound of all your rupees going down the drain in this game lrrBEEJ
JakeKamas: Go RURDDRDLDLULU. Man that would be a heck of a bot command
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Always compare everything to Spider-Man.
RockPusher: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
r10pez10: don't tempt us
nickthecatbear: Person dies. "Should we go get another one?" Ah yes, capitalism strikes again
terribleplan: !rurddrdldlulu
xantos69: Captain America? Is that you?
Bruceski: Captain Novolin?
josh___something: That's literally allmight
voslan: That's Squal!
RandomTrivia: He certainly is here
nickthecatbear: thicc ladd
Greggleswong: Bricked up today
mtvcdm: The optimum is 230.
ArkhamArchivist: Toe to tip, that's an All Might
Tiber727: I'm dubbing the middle guy Kirito
mtvcdm: He is assertive.
voslan: @Tiber727 I don't know. he looked to have a personality...
mtvcdm: Oh hey, he's wearing one of our triangle chips
voslan: Why not Zoidberg?
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
r10pez10: i sort of want to know, but i don't want to ask
TacitusVigil: Triangle chip? Is this one of those Dorito games?
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown benginTry FBtouchdown
Blasteg: that's a well hidden jar
mtvcdm: Why does Link have so much trouble finding jars? We're just hoarding the things.
Serivus: did you move the stone in the dungeon?
r10pez10: so much progress
LordZarano: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
r10pez10: Serivus yeah they did
Serivus: @r10pez10 thanks, I'm sure I'm not the only one that has been in and out
angryoptimist: Is your merc empowered by the Triforce of Expy?
LordZarano: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always going left.
mtvcdm: He physically cannot lower his arms, can he
RockPusher: gotta practice punching
Xenguin47: "Somebody gonna catch these hands!"
r10pez10: i like the bassline he adds to the fights
mtvcdm: !clip
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mtvcdm: boom boom boom
TacitusVigil: No no no
mtvcdm: It was 699.
nickthecatbear: I love this beautiful man
r10pez10: how does this game have so much plot
TacitusVigil: He works hard. He plays hard.
JakeKamas: So many people missing their dads
nickthecatbear: Everyone has daddy issues
MrQBear: why is everybody looking for their dad
BorealMage: He's got to fix the bridges before anyone else, but not until he gets paid.
xantos69: Tingle: Notably his own dad.
MrQBear: i mean, tingle just sprung fully formed from the earth, right?
MrQBear: that's how golems work
Jonci_: Why is Tingle being followed by a Allmight cosplayer?
mtvcdm: No, no, we're looking for an uncle, not a dad
TacitusVigil: Tingle *is* daddy
niccus: and his name... is Sam Porter Bridges
PharaohBender27: @niccus lrrWOW
mtvcdm: Hideo Kojima WOULD
mtvcdm: He would do that
kumatsu: I was going to go to Universal Studios this summer until I remembered Nintendo Land opens next year, so it got pushed back a year
ArkhamArchivist: We are building a Tingleland, we are building it bigger. We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
mtvcdm: This is gonna be a heck of an upload to the YouTubes.
VillageFlipper: we can only call it tingle land if you spell it Tingland
VillageFlipper: for the sheer horror
r10pez10: they'd have a gift shop, but you'd have to pay for everything
TehAmelie: tin-gland
mtvcdm: Tingleland would require every visitor to individually negotiate their ticket price.
kumatsu: I feel like a Tingland has to aleady exist in some rural backcountry somewhere
kumatsu: Closure \o/
r10pez10: bring back Monita
Serivus: what's the big red x on the map?
mtvcdm: LRRBot, try it again. Gimme something to put Tingle in.
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: If there hasn't been an Assassin's Creed game set here, there will be soon enough.
r10pez10: Serivus previous quest thingo
Serivus: gotcha
r10pez10: "nice cattle, ain't they?"
Bruceski: We bought his raison d'etre right off him
Bruceski: Now he stands there with naught but regrets
Pal_Friendpatine: Who can open that chest?
r10pez10: best stealth music ever
nickthecatbear: Metal Gear: Tingle
MrQBear: wait, he's got a big golden triangle on his chest, do you gotta kill him for it so you can take it to that person in town? ' -'
laundreydhull: oh, look. tis ALT-MIGHT
r10pez10: BEEJ
Blasteg: ruto's letter
CompSciJedi: BEEJ NO
mtvcdm: Did we just throw him into the sky?
laundreydhull: anyone else sees him?
lilyoswald: Surprised he didn't make you pay for it
ritchards: hey, I was promised an EMPTY jar!
r10pez10: tingle quota
Blasteg: so what's the balance sheet for his year?
TacitusVigil: We're the Gelateens!
Xenguin47: "But not pineapple. We won't set."
mtvcdm: The balance sheet is Tower Go Up
TacitusVigil: "I'm sweet!" "I'm savory!"
JohnLockeCole: "We're the Gellateens!"
rubikdarkwill: Making Jeelies and Aspics cool for the 90's?
TacitusVigil: SAme
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
ContingentCat: Lol
kamelion84: lol
TehAmelie: we're gonna learn to make ether!
RandomTrivia: Are we getting a recipe for Chloroform?!
MrQBear: @RandomTrivia Chloroform SPRAY. ' -'
ChaseLazuli: it sint hard to make
BryJeepGuy: 890 to go down to 13k even
mtvcdm: We're getting a recipe for a crowbar
PMAvers: awkward underscore fart dot wav
MrQBear: you had to pay your time and patience
TacitusVigil: We've had Bartlebian and Bartlebalxen, time for Bartle-Heather?
MrQBear: following him the whole way
ContingentCat: 420
Travilogue: Aahhh, you've got plenty of money to spend.
mtvcdm: 850 is the optimum.
TehAmelie: homebrewed steroids
mtvcdm: 900 to make muscles jiggle all through the forest
r10pez10: oh the pearls
angryoptimist: I can't believe this is a Nintendo game.
TheMerricat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:15:30.
ChaseLazuli: !wizzardchat
TheMerricat: chat, just got off a long talk with my brother and am amazed we are still going :D I was sure they were wrapping up two hours ago. :D
r10pez10: it is a very competent game
r10pez10: but it's also very weird
Nuurgle: just got back, why is our companion Homelander now?
angryoptimist: It's very weird, and also feels like they're getting crap past the radar.
mtvcdm: Excuse us, completely nonchalant getting into fights right behind you
TheMerricat: @angryoptimist Are they getting crap past the radar or just don't give a crap if you see it coming on the screen? :D
iarethel0ser: Pay no attention to the all-out brawl happening fifteen feet behind you, kid.
jibkat: is Beej sleeping?
r10pez10: "this will require stealth" *immediately starts a brawl*
jibkat: is Beej sleep talking?
TheMerricat: @jibkat They are playing on a real DS, Beej is controlling it ATM
jibkat: oh!
jibkat: Also hey TheMerricat alissa3Wave
TheMerricat: Hey! :) PrideWave
spawnofhastur: man homelander's really let himself go
mtvcdm: More jars!
Nigouki: how many jars is he filling up
PharaohBender27: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK
mtvcdm: This game has a jar obsession
Snowcookies: this kid
caimheul: If it had a note in it, then the jar was not empty...
mtvcdm: Are we canning shit for winter?
Snowcookies: how jarring
ContingentCat: solid plan
TheMerricat: chat, did they ever try to sell the dew of life? was it worth anything?
DeM0nFiRe: I think it's always 4 hearts?
Finalsora811: This is gonna bother me, Chat. Does anyone know what Mighty Muscles is saying after every successful battle? Is it just gibberish?
Saintnex: I think they ended up trying to use all of them in the forest, and never tried selling them @TheMerricat
mtvcdm: !patreon
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TStodden: Tingly is 4 hearts... there's an upgraded recipe for more.
r10pez10: til next christmas!
mtvcdm: !discord
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Gascitygaming subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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r10pez10: pinkle why do you know about sleeping gas
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RandomTrivia: !quote 8370
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
r10pez10: be back in a year
RockPusher: Thank you for sharing the day with us lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: This was fun!
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
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laundreydhull: 1 Year later . . . .
Gekyouryuu: good night, everybody
r10pez10: always great
xantos69: Cheer50 Thanks for a great stream!
ThorSokar: until next year!
Nuurgle: Year 2 of 5...
VorlonScout: lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
Gekyouryuu: and happy boxing day from the east coast
mtvcdm: !prime
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JakeKamas: Until next Christmas! This was great!!
nickthecatbear: Thanks for the lovely, weird stream marathon! Good night everyone! lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrAWESOME
Travilogue: 6 hours last year, 9 this year, so next year is 12?
ContingentCat: Thanks heather and Beej lrrHEART
Saintnex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months, currently on a 104 month streak!
Saintnex: Merry Crimmas and thanks for the stream Heather and Beej!
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doubledbear: GG next year!
shinycrochet: LuvSign LuvSign LuvSign
angryoptimist: Thanks for the stream!
TacitusVigil: 2023: The Year of the Trademarked Darkness (TM)?
Snowcookies: can't wait for the return
mtvcdm: !homestreams
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
PharaohBender27: Someone note the basic game mechanics for next yeat :p
Snowcookies: thans for the stream
PharaohBender27: *year
DEATHlikescats: !tip
RockPusher: Make Beej happy, buy a DVD :D
insanecat6mtg: Merry Christmas and have a good night! lrrSHINE
Kelderan: Mer crimmus!
angryoptimist: That's a nice feature.
mtvcdm: A lot of the LRR community has been congregating at
VorlonScout: I'm finding most people on Mastodon via follow-hopping at this point
angryoptimist: It's almost like Mastodon is designed by the people who use it.
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: benginChaos
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
josh___something: Hello
Lysander_salamander: Have a good evening, everyone!
ThorSokar: Goblin Reporting In
Xenguin47: Gob gob gob
DEATHlikescats: Heyoo
mtvcdm: The YouTube people got plenty of content today.
VorlonScout: I'm a goblin!
caimheul: w4stedWa w4stedAa w4stedGh
angryoptimist: psaGoblin psaGoblin psaGoblin psaGoblin psaGoblin
RockPusher: Huzzah! Goblin times!
JohnLockeCole: am goblin hi
TheAinMAP: Goblins? Where?
DentedPockets: Thanks!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: time to goblin it up
Kelderan: Gabbo gabbo'
RandomTrivia: The regular Secret Podcast!
roboticshaman: LRR gobbos!
RockPusher: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an extremely high-net-worth individual
JohnLockeCole: Secret Podcast?
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to twitch_goblin! They have given 1358 Gift Subs in the channel!
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VorlonScout: Boxing!
RandomTrivia: Merry BOXmas everyone!
mtvcdm: And they'll get more tomorrow.
A_Catastrophic_Success: Goblins? I'm in!
PharaohBender27: Cheer69 GOBLIN ENERGY
DEATHlikescats: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
HoloTheWiseWolf_: beej goes to be at 7am
DEATHlikescats: gojgBongoSprig nukeri1Love
caimheul: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW w4stedBoy w4stedSpanner2
VorlonScout: It's very chill and good
DEATHlikescats: chillrob5000 percepCuc
ContingentCat: It'll be live and something'll happen, but not like that
VorlonScout: Oh right, year-end highlight reel, yeah
VorlonScout: ?
tidehollowcat: Didn't Ian cook something last time?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ian will be setting things on fire again this year
PharaohBender27: @tidehollowcat Feuerzangenbowle, IIRC
DEATHlikescats: uni50 cbardPayup gojgMoney
HoloTheWiseWolf_: his rum fire
laundreydhull: what, the spider train game was that short?
Xenguin47: Tug those terms!
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Gesundheit
angryoptimist: I greatly enjoy that lurmtug has happened.
TacitusVigil: But if we die Beej, we go all the way back to the beginning of December!
laundreydhull: New-Havenglooms
RockPusher: BeejPoint
mtvcdm: Fun Puff!
ThorSokar: Beej's saga with the Nintendo Canada store
Saintnex: ooooooh!
Xenguin47: Beej is really good at taking them off-topic. Even better when there's no topic.
LordZarano: Iirc Serge won't be on next MOC, so it will be James & Uno doing some non-through-the-ages Minecraft thing
doubledbear: rip news, we'll see you in the new year
laundreydhull: wipe
laundreydhull: Tarkov Gon wipe soon, right?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: just keep talking while rythem cafe is going on
tidehollowcat: A daytime roundup? Amazing!
laundreydhull: yea, I believed the anime roundup was eventually soon...
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Danke, ich bin gesund, soweit ich weiß sparkl171Smug
Lord_Hosk: No one is sure nothing has been officially announced but they are doing all the normal prewipe stuff right now
LordZarano: @LordZarano Last time Serge was away we got the dropper stream, looking forward to see what happens this time
RockPusher: This has been your Beejlosophu for the day
VorlonScout subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
VorlonScout: 34 months... how many rupees is that?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, VorlonScout! (Today's storm count: 68)
angryoptimist: Getter404--I like that name. Cool name.
RockPusher: The assumption is that Tarkov will have wiped before that One More
DeM0nFiRe: nice
RandomTrivia: Nicw
RandomTrivia: *Nice
RockPusher: nice
TehAmelie: i should get to Ikea to spend some christmas gift money. what do you think chat, will there be more crowds than usual on boxing day cause everyone wants to do the same, or less cause everyone is at home enjoying the post-consumer frenzy chill?
DeM0nFiRe: nice x2
RandomTrivia: Nice again
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Beej and Heather! Happy holidays to you both! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART This was super fun!
tidehollowcat: This was wonderful
TehAmelie: thanks Heater and Beej and everyone!
mtvcdm: Later everyone!
Redbassist: lrrSHINE
laundreydhull: f o r e v e r . . .
VorlonScout: Been watching most of the day, it's been very nice
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
JohnLockeCole: @TehAmelie Alack the answer to that will be regionally variant
Snowcookies: fun can only be 12 hours long
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LordZarano: Was 3299 bits the optimal amount?
angryoptimist: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
kungfubanana subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kungfubanana! (Today's storm count: 69)
Gascitygaming: we discoureage them but do them if people show up
TehAmelie: hmm there might be deals too. guess i should try to get in on those
Gascitygaming: (the yellow/bluw store)
ContingentCat: katesLol people are predictable
RockPusher: Enjoy the rest of your evening, wonderful humans lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart
Saintnex: yea... the number of people that ignore the changed hours of operation on boxing day and christmas eve is... painful
Saintnex: night!
mtvcdm: Night!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Phailhammer: cya :)
RockPusher: Dammit Beej!
ContingentCat: g'night everyone
Snowcookies: night
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
laundreydhull: more secret podcasts 2023? lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER
TehAmelie: byee
tidehollowcat: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
laundreydhull: kay, thank you. Mercy Chime-Miss stream LUL