LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> Happy Boxing Day! | We brought you the latest TTC, with @Graham_LRR, @coachNellyMTG, and @BWheelerMTG on a 2022 Edition of Stump the Experts! | ||
mtvcdm: Hello, have you put all your reindeer into the crate for next year yet? Be sure to include airholes!
Metric_Furlong: get your LRR videos out of here, LRRTwitter, we're trying to watch LRR
breadisbest1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Celebrate Boxing Day with the LoadingReadyRun Crew!) at Mon 11:00 AM PST (5m from now).
Metric_Furlong: mtvcdm don't worry, added some fresh ones to the reindeer earlier
mtvcdm: This is the true meaning of Boxing Day: the reindeer get put back in the box. And now you know the true meaning of Back In The Box as well.
RockPusher: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an extremely high-net-worth individual
Metric_Furlong: Rudolph's not been the same since his lottery win
Arclight_Dynamo: God, Boxing Day. Legit, I like it more than Christmas itself. It is the apotheosis of "a day of rest." It's Christmas, but with zero stress or expectation. You jsut fuck around with your new Christmas toys, take a nap, eat leftovers... just generally hang. No guilt, no things to do. It's perfect.
TemporallyAwry: !findquote holiday
LRRbot: Quote #5328: "know what the least fun thing to do on holiday is? watch us playing minecraft." —James [2018-09-25]
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Celebrate Boxing Day with the LoadingReadyRun Crew!) at Mon 11:00 AM PST (3m from now).
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dead cat
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> Happy Boxing Day! | We bring you a new TTC with @Graham_LRR, @coachNellyMTG, and @BWheelerMTG and a 2022 Edition of Stump the Experts! | ||
Gekyouryuu: anyone get anything good for Christmas? my brother got me the Chaos 40k deck, and my mom got me some packs that had a schematic art Platinum Angel and a Slivdrazi Monstrosity
accountmadeforants: In my country, it's typically just known as "2nd Christmas Day", which means... more Christmas, not really a day of rest. Which is unfortunate. (Though it's been a bit more chill than it's been in previous years, so I count that as a win.)
Metric_Furlong: before we go live, if anyoe feels like helping ordering my to-watch list, there is a poll up
Metric_Furlong: (all 4 Furlong Points™ still unclaimed, for anyone who wants to take a stab at what the actual titles are)
amative1: @accountmadeforants I mean, it /is/ the second day of Christmas
mtvcdm: I got Beej and Heather the gift of ambiguous clues to fiscal responsibility yesterday, that was fun.
accountmadeforants: amative1 Yeah, we're real original like that
CAKHost: Happy Boxing Day to all who celebrate!
jessicaengle: Hellooo
Metric_Furlong: please take your complementary two turtle doves on the way out
Metric_Furlong: hello jessicaengle
RockPusher: Now if only mtvcdm could be an oracle for non-Tingle based transactions lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: How much do turtle doves poop?
amative1: @mtvcdm a henweigh
CAKHost: Wait what? I don't know how to care for turtle doves! D:
TehAmelie: this year second day of cristmas apparently meant everyone takes the day off due to severe ice conditions
Earthenone: turtle doves make me thing of avatar :P
serramarkov: @mtvcdm , I voted, but I haven't seen any of them.
Creideiki_SE: Are turtle doves those flying tortoises from Super Mario?
Metric_Furlong: CAKHost well now you get to learn first hand! Kappa
CAKHost: Noooo I'm not ready to be a parent!
accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu I got free brunch, and some money. (And a raise+bonus from my job earlier.) I've used some of that money to pay towards Wheeler playing Minecraft, and for myself to play Nioh 2 (which I'm about to boot up).
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Foxmar320: Hello chat
CAKHost: Hello!
Qwadswas: hello :)
red_shoes_jeff: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Celebrate Boxing Day with the LoadingReadyRun Crew!) at Mon 11:00 AM PST (2s ago).
Metric_Furlong: hello TXC2 and Foxmar320
RockPusher: gabyHi TXC2
WizardOfDocs: o/
Sarah_Serinde: I got more Pratchett books, only...*counts*...21 left to collect! :P
TXC2: hello Foxmar320 and CAKHost and Qwadswas and Metric_Furlong and RockPusher and WizardOfDocs
RockPusher: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
NightValien28: what up team
accountmadeforants: Hello everyone
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Celebrate Boxing Day with the LoadingReadyRun Crew!) at Mon 11:00 AM PST (33s ago).
Metric_Furlong: hello accountmadeforants
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Sarah_Serinde: (I used to have a combined collection with my dad and left most of them behind back when I moved out)
ArcLightningCanuck: Finished shoveling snow in time to get here.
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde and NightValien28 and accountmadeforants
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInsane chargin' my lasers
Sarah_Serinde: Hey TXC2 :)
macintose: hey everybody
laikagoat: fionWiggle fionWiggle fionWiggle
TemporallyAwry: !soon
Statist42: hi friends lrrSHINE
TXC2: hello macintose welcome
TXC2: hello Statist42 welcome
TheAinMAP: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Head [fawn]
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBounce vicksyDance vicksyTap vicksyHappy
NightValien28: hi hi TXC2 good to see ya
matthaus_c: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
serramarkov: Hi, y'all!
TemporallyAwry: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #22: "I don't *open* boxes. I smash them into tiny bits." —Graham [2015-02-06]
TXC2: hello serramarkov welcome
PharaohBender27: Happy Boxing Day, everyone!
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 welcome
kusinohki: I was told there would be a day of boxing??
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nuclearstulle: Hi everybody! and happy boxing day :)
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RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART Merry BOXmas to you all!
SmithKurosaki: Happy Boxing Day
SmithKurosaki: Hope people aren't snowed in
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! Hope everyone's day is going well. So.. boxing day... that means we are recording a new Sidewalk Slam, right? :P
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia and SmithKurosaki welcome
DeM0nFiRe: 🥊
DeM0nFiRe: Hello all
Metric_Furlong: hello DeM0nFiRe
TXC2: hello DeM0nFiRe welcome
Electrodyne: I want to see Ben and Serge boxing today
Noy2222: Happy boxes day!
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, aside from the (mercifully fairly well-balanced) intro, Nioh 2 lets you set your volume before going to the title screen. These are the smartest game devs I've ever seen.
Noy2222: May you have good boxes.
ArcLightningCanuck: What is Boxing Day in the US, if anything?
DeM0nFiRe: Nothing
TheMerricat: @kusinohki WW's sass in that was benginLol
Metric_Furlong: accountmadeforants a miracle!
Gekyouryuu: @SmithKurosaki I'm at my LGS as we speak, waiting for Final Fantasy TCG draft
Sarah_Serinde: It isn't
Sarah_Serinde: US Boxing Day is Black Friday
PharaohBender27: @ArcLightningCanuck It isn't anything. This year it's Christmas (observed) so places are closed.
serramarkov: In the US it's the first day of after Christmas sales.
SymphonicLolita: happy boxing day, the one day a year where you get to punch someone without legal reprocussions! (do not consult a legal professional about this)
TXC2: the US doesn't have boxing day, for unfathomable reason, given here in the UK it's a shopping day for a lot of people
TheMerricat: @ArcLightningCanuck Boxing Day in the US is time when families put aside everything to watch the annual LoadingReadyRun Boxing Day stream.... DUH!
GapFiller: TXC2 yanks just aint that handy
RockPusher: A very merry Christmas Day (Observed) for those who celebrate lrrBEEJ
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 they lost the rights to it in the war of independence Kappa
TXC2: GapFiller clearly
GapFiller: cant rely on em in a scrap
mtvcdm: In the US, the 26th is 'Oh God It's A Week To New Year's What Are We Doing For New Years' day.
SkylerRingtail: We have Boxing Day for commercial purposes only... :-/
ArcLightningCanuck: It's sale time here in Canada too - returning/exchanging gifts and/or treating yourself to a deal.
OldsCool: yeah here in the uk its normaly when the sales start
DigitalSeahorse: pegaFite_HF katesFight Boxing Day!
Pal_Friendpatine: !happy
DigitalSeahorse: pegaFite_BW katesFight_BW
TheMerricat: So, given US Thanksgiving is apparently 'special' compared to other nation's versions of the day, do other places have Black Fridays? Or is our Black Friday just everyone else's Boxing Day, but earlier?
ArcLightningCanuck: Of course we do post American Thanksgiving Black Friday sales here as well. :)
DigitalSeahorse: pegaFite_SG
mtvcdm: This is when the US rushes out a couple premade displays with those dumb year-specific sunglasses and don't sell like 75% of them and nobody wants them after midnight on the 1st.
Anubis169 sneaks in behind the curtains
SmithKurosaki: @TheMerricat Black Friday has oozed North, but Boxing Day is original Canadian Boxing Day
Sarah_Serinde: We didn't used to have Black Friday over here though, it crept in gradually over the past several years
AugmentingPath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Celebrate Boxing Day with the LoadingReadyRun Crew!) at Mon 11:00 AM PST (6m ago).
OldsCool: also here in scotland its when shops scrambl to get all their sesonal stuff switched over to Hogmany (new years eve)
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheMerricat Black Friday 100% has taken over in Canada. I hate it.
PharaohBender27 spots Anubis169 and raises the alarm
Metric_Furlong: @TheMerricat some places in the UK have tried to import black friday, but I don't think it's been terribly successful
RockPusher: Hmmm, those look like Anubis169 's shoes tqsMagnify
Anubis169: SmithKurosaki: it's oozed its sludge over into UK too
sheqesi: sneaking in to lurk
GapFiller: OldsCool thought 2nd Jan was the big shindig North of the Wall
SymphonicLolita: @TheMerricat in canada it's both at this point, but boxing day tends to be...more?
Anubis169: mainly because of Amazon
Didero: Good evening, and merry Christmas Extension Day!
Metric_Furlong: like, first year big crowds, second year, nobody turned up
Arclight_Dynamo: though, I guess that all the big sales are on Black Friday now, instead of Boxing Day, that leaves B-Day for what really matters: sitting around in pyjamas all day, doing nothing. :D
Simriel: is lrr gonna Occrr?
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
Metric_Furlong: Simriel S O O N ™
gualdhar: on behalf of Americans, we apologize for giving you yet another day of "sales"
amative1: @Simriel Eventually!
TXC2: Anubis169 and other US owned retail stores keep pushing it
Anubis169: yyyyyyyup
OldsCool: @GapFiller i mean we are basicly drunk till about jan 4th
Arclight_Dynamo: @SmithKurosaki Hello! Happy Boxing Day! :d
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
GapFiller: OldsCool sounds abt right
SmithKurosaki: @Arclight_Dynamo To you as well.
Ritaspirithntr: Happy Boxing Day everyone!!
AugmentingPath: I thought the big events were cyber monday and sexting tuesday at this point
Anubis169: there's a sexting tuesday?
TheThromborax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Celebrate Boxing Day with the LoadingReadyRun Crew!) at Mon 11:00 AM PST (8m ago).
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG katesAir lrrSIG
Metric_Furlong: signal
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
SymphonicLolita: lrrARROWS lrrSIG
Didero: Isn't that just Tuesday? Kappa
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ContingentCat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
richard_ermen: Hicknal!
gualdhar: that explains the rise in my OF subs
amative1: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Earthenone: cant forget my dide wensdays
cmdrelk: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
HbombAndFriends: Happy Wrestling Day! ;)
Arclight_Dynamo: @Anubis169 Every Tuesday is Sexting Tuesday.
incredulouspasserby: lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrSIG lrrSIG
WizardOfDocs: lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
Ritaspirithntr: WOOOO!!!!!!!
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Anubis169: Arclight_Dynamo: I have nobody to do that with :P
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Laogeodritt: Hi, y'all!
Earthenone: happy pugmas!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaFite_HF lrrSIG katesFight katesFight_HF pegaFite_BW katesFight_BW pegaFite_SG
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jibkat: tingle stream
kusinohki: I hear nothing. should there be music??
Anubis169: Happy Boxing Day everybody <3
jibkat: oh my
BrowneePoints: Chat, should I get burgers, chinese, mexican or pizza?
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GrassVortex: PrideHi
Wolfstrike_NL: o/ happy boxing day
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whenwearebothcats: lrrHEART
SymphonicLolita: music quiet
Ritaspirithntr: Oh no…..Tingle is still in the captions! tqsSweat
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damn_i_am_pretty: @jibkat mattlrBork mattlrBork
morgoth_bauglyr: in germany, its the 2nd day of christmas
Metric_Furlong: @BrowneePoints Chinese
laikagoat: fionVoid tingle fionVoid
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wordmogul: The first LRR stream I subbed to was a Boxing Day stream. Ahh memories
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macintose: it's happening, woooo
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePoints Mexican burger, chinese pizza
incredulouspasserby: Do other folks have sound? Doing weird tech stuff on my end and I don't know if it's me or the stream
TStodden: So... Who is boxing who? lrrBEEJ
jibkat: @jibkat mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork mattlrBork
HbombAndFriends: Praise Boxidus!
PharaohBender27: @Ritaspirithntr It looks like none of the tags got updated :p
Outis_190: Ajony everyone!!!
Sarah_Serinde: There is sound, the music is just very quiet
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Earthenone: i have the usual queit music
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GrassVortex: HolidayPresent
Snowcookies: Boxing as in putting things into a box, not the MMA :P
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laundreydhull: Merry BOX-mas!
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Rockario: Love that my calendar says "Boxing Day" and "Day off for Boxing Day (Saskatchewan)"
Anubis169: currently no sound right chat? it's not just my player bugging out?
TheMerricat: Chat, checking my sound levels. Is the song abnormally quiet for anyone else? I know this is normally a 'quiet' son to begin wiht and can't really tell.
sheqesi: cheerwhal100
Electrodyne: Hey there's the music
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SymphonicLolita: music is there, music just very quiet
damn_i_am_pretty: Hey LRR chat/community, good job this year
FacelessManAboutTown: oh hey I'm not late
Tevildo: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
Fistacles: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TXC2: Anubis169 there is music, just quite
damn_i_am_pretty: y'all are pretty
Sarah_Serinde: Anubis169 No, there's sound, it's just low
rocketjohn: I have extremely quiet music
Metric_Furlong: hello damn_i_am_pretty
Arclight_Dynamo: There's the voilume.
Sarah_Serinde: And higher now :D
Earthenone: i just downloaded a volume booster extension so i can hear it
Anubis169 cranks the volume
TheMerricat: Ah there the volume pumps up
Matrim528 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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SymphonicLolita: less quiet now
princess_intell: i'm proud of us this year.
TXC2: there we go
HbombAndFriends: Happy MMA day, everyone!
lirazel64: There we go...
princess_intell: just in general.
Tevildo: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #3403: "My box body armor was doing NOTHING!" —Ben [2016-09-14]
Electrodyne: crokinole!
kaib35: Thanks @PharaohBender27 Happy Boxing Day! (You caught me AFK)
Arclight_Dynamo: Croke! Croke! Croke!
kusinohki: ok, I can barely here something
luke1x: is boxing day Christmas's Hangover?
PharaohBender27: No problem, @kaib35 ! :)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL *turns up volume as music fades out*
princess_intell: what do canadians do on boxing day?
kusinohki: I'm at max volume though...
TheMerricat: LOL Paul :)
ZelaFlow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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ReaperTitan152001: sergeHolyMoly lrrFINE lrrHERE time to go lrrHAM
amative1: @princess_intell You're about to find out!
Metric_Furlong: luke1x christmas is boxing days' pre-lash
CAKHost: Of course. XD
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
RandomTrivia: @LoadingReadyRun It's always the way
mtvcdm: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: surprisingly turgid cheese blunts
HbombAndFriends: @princess_intell Fight a bear?
damn_i_am_pretty: turn up the Paul-ume turn up the Paul-ume
Electrodyne: Is this timer in metric?
princess_intell: in america, it's pre-printed on some calendars, but that's about it
lirazel64: @themerricat It's quiet, but getting better.
RockPusher looks up and to the right
Tevildo: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: honor system candy
Metric_Furlong: @Electrodyne no, I have a food allergy Kappa
FacelessManAboutTown: S O O N
princess_intell: is this the LRR community holiday party?
Electrodyne: how many more centiminutes
PharaohBender27: Cheer1226 Happy Boxing Day!
sheqesi: Merry Boxing? Happy boxing?
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Press G to brain.
Outis_190: red nose reindeer standing by
dingo94200 subscribed at Tier 1.
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ArcLightningCanuck: @princess_intell Hang out with friends, often.
Earthenone: G
TheMandrew: g
Anubis169: PharaohBender27: was that a typo for 1337?
lirazel64: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have a garage sale of everything alive.
FacelessManAboutTown: G
Metric_Furlong: sheqesi merry happy
azidbern95 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
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TXC2: here we GO!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW katesGift
Electrodyne: @metric_furlong :D
TStodden: Boxing Day should be like The Purge... but without all the "All Crime is Legal" stuff. You're free to punch anybody with gloves on.
Sarah_Serinde: Boxing Day is a day off and a time for sales
PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Nope - it's 12/26!
cgwonder: doo dap
Anubis169: ah!
kusinohki: sadly, I'm going to miss a chunk of the middle of this...
stillalivesomehow: <3
whenwearebothcats: lrrDOTS lrrARROWS
SymphonicLolita: [doots intensify]
Anubis169: isn't it 26/12 though?
ninja_theory_ashrams: Bonus means Extra
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyTap
Cleekru subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
Cleekru: Happy Holidays!
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Arclight_Dynamo: The Bonus Stream music is always great. :D
ReaperTitan152001: who forgot yo check the mic pack and camera batteries were charged.
TXC2: Hello LRR
TheWriterAleph: helloooo
PharaohBender27: Wooooo
electra310: Here we goooo
cgwonder: hi everyone!!!
Snowcookies: hello!
EvilGenius_9: happy boxing day!
Didero: Hello!
Dreadelicious: Hewwooooo
princess_intell: hey there!!!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
RockPusher: potion19Cozy potion19Cozy potion19Cozy
rocketjohn: hey everyone!
Forgotten_Sanity: Hello all!
emberBecky: o/
Metric_Furlong: it is boxing day, can confirm
laikagoat: mawp
Arclight_Dynamo: I fell down a manhole cover.
Laurence72: this is not my beautiful car!
MegaDosX: It people!
CAKHost: Beej makes the best mouth noises.
Anubis169: manBRO KAPOW
damn_i_am_pretty: the static cometh
NightValien28: when the fight starts, we placing bets?
HbombAndFriends: Praise Boxidus!
mwlsn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
mwlsn: How did I get here??!
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Tevildo: Happy box!!
GhassanPL: There's even snow noises :)
electra310: Hello Lrrsfolk!
PharaohBender27: Some's mic is snowing?
TXC2: this IS my bueatful LRR
Genie_M: mic static
JakeKamas: Thank you Alex
DigitalSeahorse: someone has mic fuzz
paronomasiac042: better late than never, Twitch notifications
red_shoes_jeff: Nice hiss
richard_ermen: Boxing Day always feels like the canadian version of a hobbits second breakfast. You know, a good thing. Again
amative1: someone's got a static-y mic
RealGamerCow: gotter!
FacelessManAboutTown: getting some feedback and static
BlueMechanic: same as it ever was
PharaohBender27: *Someone's
Outis_190: letting the days go by
SmithKurosaki: Everyone looks super comfy
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cidalfos: Happy Boxing Issekai
princess_intell: it's good to know that heather survived tingle
MegaDosX: Definitely in Australia too
TheAinMAP: Strong start to the day I see.
ApoC7NL: Merry Christmas LRR!
DigitalSeahorse: it's gone
Anubis169: and you have to ask yourself... "How do I work this?"
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it stopped
kusinohki: speedrun the time to spit take there...
Gulleko: hello everyone! eogHey
gameslayer013: Happy Boxing day LRR
kuivakivi: Hello everybody
vingris_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
vingris_: That's as many as four tens, and that's terrible.
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damn_i_am_pretty: I blame Krampus
arcaneIllumination: Alex!
DigitalSeahorse: hisssssssssssss
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
Anubis169: heya kuivakivi!
Metric_Furlong: Merry Hissmas
TheMandrew: Christmhiss
lirazel64: Sssssss.....
Myrniss: The hiss of christmas past
TXC2: hello kuivakivi welcome
VersusVices: Happy Boxing Day, one and all.
rocketjohn: Hiismass
SkylerRingtail: I love that background image
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kassbjames: Is that Santa punching someone with LRR?
baskwalla: Cobra Commander?
mtvcdm: !addquote (Graham) [now] Thanks for joining us, Christmas Hiss.
LRRbot: New quote #8406: "Thanks for joining us, Christmas Hiss." —Graham [2022-12-26]
DigitalSeahorse: pegaFite_HF katesFight pegaFite_SG
Arthen_the_Shark: apt timing saying Running water while the mic sounded like an open faucet lol
Darth_Litigious: Merry Christmas and Happy Boxing Day
DigitalSeahorse: pegaFite_BW katesFight_BW
MegaDosX: Yep, Australia too
Angelic_Bovines: it's where we take the kangaroos out back and box with them
Creideiki_SE: Hiss? Does Control have Christmas DLC?
princess_intell: it's the year the servants get their presents from the upper class
PharaohBender27: Honestly, I mostly just associate it with this stream :p
Diabore: canada also has black friday fwiw
FacelessManAboutTown: I heard from a reliable source it came from Boxitus juzSmug
SymphonicLolita: thanks I hate it!
LordZarano: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
Orastes: hope you all had a Merry Christmas
SmithKurosaki: YU{
Anubis169: UK too x_x
RealGamerCow: Thats okay, Black Friday is like...ALL OF NOVEMBER in the US now
SmithKurosaki: yup!
GapFiller: doesnt Canada have actual Black Friday too? meaning Canada has TWO Black Fridays
Sarah_Serinde: Diabore Yes but we didn't used to
princess_intell: dear canada: you're welcome. signed, American capitalism
TemporallyAwry: Don't let capitalism infect your holidays - fight back with whatever you judge morally appropriate 2020SpeakUp
PharaohBender27: IAN
RandomTrivia: IAN
Metric_Furlong: Ian.
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
MegaDosX: Ian pls
GapFiller: two Black Fridays is two too many
cattleprodlynn: Good morning, chat.
princess_intell: IAN
Sarah_Serinde: Canada never used to have Black Friday, it escaped containment from the US
Wolfstrike_NL: sergeHeart
TXC2: Ian "also a lie" horner
Arclight_Dynamo: I dislike Canadian Black Friday. However, I like that Boxing Day is becoming less of a sales day, so we can celebrate the true meaning of Boxing Day: doing sweet fuck-all.
Genie_M: 26th is second day of Christmas, here everything is closed
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian being Ian :)
kusinohki: would a black friday make more sense if it was the day after canadian thanksgiving??
w4stel4nd: we get exported black Friday and we don't even have a Thanksgiving
Invitare: it's not a lie, that's just what happened in Ian's timeline
asthanius: The Boxer Rebellion was the point where Chess Boxing became two different sports
TheWriterAleph: all these hot drinks about are making me thirsty
MegaDosX: Is Beej a bit quiet?
patbaer: Beej is a little quite
jamesk902: We've been getting Black Friday in New Zealand more too, and we don't have Thanksgiving at all.
princess_intell: in my house, boxing day is for naps
Diabore: @Sarah_Serinde i think im too either young or unobservant to know if i lived in a time with no black friday
soramayura: cheerwhal149 happy holidays everyone!
the_pallid_mask: ngl shocked retailers haven't tried to ram boxing day into the US....
kaziel0: Beej is quiet.
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Probably not, since IIRC Canadian Thanksgiving is on Sunday?
FathomSage subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
FathomSage: Merry Boxing Day! Have some of Amazon's money.
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CommanderPulsar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
CommanderPulsar: Happy Honda Days, all.
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patbaer: Thanks Paul
paronomasiac042: two hard drives at the same time, man
princess_intell: also, i can't stop staring at beej's neon green crocs
RandomTrivia: Heather HypeLUL
Anubis169: seconded
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde I couldn't tell you exact dates but I'm pretty sure it's less than a decade old in Canada
DigitalSeahorse: hard drives weren't that cheap this time round
NimrodXIV: everybody is quiet
UrbanSamurai_22 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
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Arclight_Dynamo: I bought a nice mirrorless Nikon this Black Friday. I saved a whole twenty bucks. :\
sheqesi: mic 5!
DigitalSeahorse: at least not where I looked
TXC2: princess_intell wow now I see it I cant not look
Invitare: they keep trying in the UK and it's not stuck yet
graal_smith: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING @NimrodXIV
damn_i_am_pretty: I blame FDR for Black Friday, but I'm weird
asthanius: Is that what Back In Black is about?
SmithKurosaki: Yea electronics are a good thing to get cheap. I'm hoping to get to pick up a ps5 tmrw
Diabore: @Sarah_Serinde im pretty sure its been longer in my town, like at least 15 years here iirc
cgwonder: THAT's why its called Black Friday??? I never knew that
Arael15 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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SymphonicLolita: I thought Canada was Ohio 2
TXC2: California 2 = the Mexican part of California?
princess_intell: black friday was an attempt to get America out of the Great Depression
lamina5432: I've had a 4 day cold
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde It's entirely possible, I couldn't say how long it's been. 15 feels like a lot though
MegaDosX: Hannukah facts! Neat
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeee
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Right, because there IS Baja California
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck xmas over phone and video calls
arcaneIllumination: Chag Hanukkah Sameach!
ShifuDaxiongmao: I got knives.. bwahaahahah
damn_i_am_pretty: this fully operational Beej
PharaohBender27: Also trying to make Canada second California puts Oregon and Washington in a weird spot :p
Lupus2253 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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VersusVices: Graham, your beard is starting to come back full force!
RockPusher: Boxing day is the day for playing with (and breaking) tech
asthanius: That's not Lindex's scarf, is it?
Mkingston: love the Tunic top
BrowneePoints: Hope everyone got neat or wanted things for Christmas. Also beej congratulations on defeating Grogu and skinning him for Footwear @LoadingReadyRun
Plasterboard: fancy
calculated_uncertainties subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
calculated_uncertainties: Happy Birthday to me!
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Laurence72: Road Quest 2.5?
SymphonicLolita: mmmm, neutrals
Anubis169: I got a couple of Gi, since i've shifted up a size :D
Arclight_Dynamo: My sister gave me a hand-blown Klein bottle for Christmas. Definitely the coolest gift I got this year. :D
ArcLightningCanuck: nice scarf
josh___something: That's a very good scarf
asthanius: HA
Anubis169: Got mum some trousers
kusinohki: random question - gift penelope was most excited about?
Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePoints You really don't need to @ the streamer for things
incredulouspasserby: Christmas was chill for me because my sis was out of town but oh dear gods did I need the long weekend.
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh hey, I have the exact same crocs as Beej does on
SmithKurosaki: cfut was great
TXC2: CFUT was fantastic
RandomTrivia: Hahahahaha
Anubis169: It was so good to see Jer again <3
princess_intell: btw, cfut christmas was 10/10, will be rewatching it and quoting it as much as the original
TXC2: Anubis169 Right?!
Cleekru: oh I haven't seen cfut yet!!!
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
TheMerricat: LOL
RockPusher: gabyLul
DigitalSeahorse: Pantone Scarf™?
kamelion84: lol
Foxmar320: Hello again
amative1: GOT EM
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Gekyouryuu: Yule technology!
raulghoulia: got em
arcanzaJenkins subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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PharaohBender27: @Cleekru It was a good one!
Creideiki_SE: Möbius scarves only have one end!
Laurence72: ALL clothing is reversible if you don't care how you look wearing it
damn_i_am_pretty: Beej is NULL
Arthen_the_Shark: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
TemporallyAwry: Which Microphone-Pack is it though? We need to know ;p
Laurence72: =)
amative1: static is back
PharaohBender27: The snow returns?
princess_intell: why is it so weird hearing beej called "brendan"
noSmokeFire: all clothing is reversible if need to deal with fairies
creasehearst: ooh, fuzz is back too
Anubis169: including shoes
RealGamerCow: Moebius scarves definitely exist
Pal_Friendpatine: I reverse leggings because the seams are uncomfortable
FacelessManAboutTown: Wearing shoes in a reversable manner may prove challenging
RandomTrivia: IAN! No inverting the universe!
Arthen_the_Shark: *Whitenoise intensifies*
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
damn_i_am_pretty: A Moebius Canada
ArchRequiemD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
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Eggmojii: shoes aren't reversable.
Dantt2022: sure Christmas was amasing... without electricity for 24 hours then without internet for another 24 hours... lrrFINE
emberBecky: there has been a mic fuzz getting louder over the last 20 seconds
UrielAngelSpy: pretty sure moebius scarves are a thing
josh___something: Mobius scarf probably already exists
MegaDosX: @Eggmojii That's quitter talk
sleepmaster1011: hi chat :)
mordorisbad: Moebius scarves exist. Ive been using one for the last ten years. :D
Genie_M: I have a Mobius scarf and a Klein cap
RockPusher: ♫ What's the frequency, Beej ♫
Arclight_Dynamo: No Name scarf.
noSmokeFire: @josh___something they do, they're neat
TXC2: hello sleepmaster1011 welcome
TemporallyAwry: @Eggmojii Not with that attitude ;p
MTGRanger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months, currently on a 24 month streak!
MTGRanger: Two years of content!
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Rhynerd: I think my mother own a moebius scarf
mercano82: Didnt Emily make a Mobius scarf at a Desert Bus?
SmithKurosaki: yup
Q_sic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh
Arthen_the_Shark: @Eggmojii The words of someone who didnt try hard enough
Anubis169: This is why we have sealable lids
Gekyouryuu: CMY-sKarf
TXC2: "mugs without handles" sounds like an insult :p
noSmokeFire: a pantone scarf now is just a black scarf
PharaohBender27: D:
Plasterboard: the technology works! No spill :)
princess_intell: what did they do??
Eggmojii: @megadosx I only wear wooden clogs, I don't have that kind of time
SymphonicLolita: wat eww
Skudd: I would love Pantone if they weren't the worst example of corporate greed
Foxmar320: wow rude
RockPusher: You're only *now* salty at Pantone?
BrowneePoints: Yay capitalism
shagodoyle subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPls vicksyShy ssandMOD
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sangloupmon_xantibody subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
sangloupmon_xantibody: BOXING DAY!!
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TemporallyAwry: lrrEFF Pantone
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: The Geodude?
Pal_Friendpatine: Pantone… the Italian bread? Kappa
josh___something: Oh god, the geodude
GraphicsContent: That is adobe AND Pantone. Adobe is using us as a weapon against Pantone while Pantone is trying to get more $$ from adobe.
PharaohBender27: Oh right, this was on a Checkpoint!
Mkingston: Still not paying for WinZip
LordChrusher: hello LRR and Chat
BrowneePoints: no, Pantone, the other NSYNC member
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princess_intell: @Pal_Friendpatine they're the ISO of color in the US
Dreadelicious: Beej can be heard
lady_olynder: this was prepandemic they did that
damn_i_am_pretty: talktalktalk
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
lirazel64: Alex has no mic?
aynahl_feesting: That's very clever
SmithKurosaki: lol
Anubis169: Ian: People in the industry have "don't let them know" tools that convert it to the closest public domain colour that comes out right, and use that instead :D
TXC2: hello LordChrusher welcome
NightValien28: what legs? Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: Alex is now off-mic.
SquidVorb: Just like John Cena, you can't see them
DigitalSeahorse: now Alex's mic isn't there
PharaohBender27: @lirazel64 I think he donated his to Beej
MegaDosX: Alex is suddenly quiet
creasehearst: alex's mic does seem to be muted now
Nigouki: Did Beej steal Alex's mic without everyone noticing?
mtvcdm: Geodude totally without legs
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's mic is in transparent boxes
MegaDosX: A microphone for a microphone
RandomTrivia: Hahahaha
Foxmar320: Oh thats fun
josh___something: oh... no
Edgarware subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
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Badchop: Prayge
RandomTrivia: MIC SEVEN! lrrBEEJ
damn_i_am_pretty: Oh yay
kaib35: Is it fun Paul?
bwk789 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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lirazel64: Now we hear Beej
mwlsn: Numbers have failed us
lady_olynder: oh hey beej was audible for that
PharaohBender27: Ah, audio issues. The bane of streamers ever since the dawn of streaming
Foxmar320: Fake transparent backgrounds
Fistacles: wait that transparency is amazing
bwk789: 36. That’s 3 years
Mkingston: fake PNGs
Anubis169: fake transparencies
kusinohki: boxing day tradition - relabel the mics...
Foxmar320: omg I hate that
underhill33: it's the worst
SmithKurosaki: oof
Arclight_Dynamo: I took a screenshot of your transparent .png. :P
public_key_reveal_party: real fake transparent backgrounds
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princess_intell: PIFF'S
ReaperTitan152001: get cards against humanity out!
lirazel64: Ummm
Mkingston: F
Critterbot: panicBasket ?
princess_intell: ??
WolfgangCloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
WolfgangCloud: Happy Boxing Day from Frozen Edmonton!
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Skudd: I have a browser plugin that gives transparent images the checkerboard background but it's slightly different colors than the photoshop one so I can avoid images with the one baked in.
soramayura: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
princess_intell: back now
DeM0nFiRe: Refresh it is still up
Myrniss: refresh
TXC2: "I'm gonna make a .PNG" "With a transparent background right?" "..." "with a transparent background right?"
Anubis169: Just a twitch derp everybody
Foxmar320: It's back
Anubis169: refresh
MehallD: refresh folks
2Flower: lrrFINE
Mushbie: yeah Adobe has a whole site dedicated to how its not "photoshopped" its "enhanced with the photoshop image suit". that just makes me want to say "photoshopped" harder
asthanius: UM
mtvcdm: Oh Matt
Statist42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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SymphonicLolita: matt......................
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh Matt!
josh___something: D:
Critterbot: Ah, just Twitch being Twitch.
MegaDosX: Holy shit Matt
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TemporallyAwry: I approve of the brute-force approach, well done LuvSign
Anubis169: WHAT!?
SquidVorb: FINAL CUT?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
TehAmelie: oh hi
DigitalSeahorse: I've done that too
DigitalSeahorse: in college
Foxmar320: That would be me as well Matt.
jibkat: omg a tunic shirt!
BrowneePoints: We Appreciate you Matt
MegaDosX: "Now that you've done it the hard way, let me show you how much time you wasted" - Graham, probably
Foxmar320: I don't know any other way lol
electra310: Called out!
hawktonguebaby: And then keyframe them!
richard_ermen: You know, I could go for a LRR-FinalCut/Photoshop Tutorial series.
damn_i_am_pretty: in house Final Cut Course with Professor Graham
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Ashen_Prime: Oh, right, there was a Live this weekend. Gonna have to go watch that soon.
SajuukSjet: >D
mtvcdm: Remember that ottoman episode of TTSF?
Noy2222: I don't remember if I made it off of a green screen or if it came that way
Travilogue: I mean, a weird janky method is perfect for a CFUT thing
fastlane250: yeah I can relate to doing something In a real overcomplicated way constantly because it works
BrowneePoints: we can
cgwonder: yes
SymphonicLolita: yes
Arthen_the_Shark: !
red_shoes_jeff: Yes
josh___something: yes
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Sarah_Serinde: Yup Alex is good
MegaDosX: Can hear Alex!
DigitalSeahorse: yes
amative1: yes!
gameslayer013: yup
lady_olynder: yes
Metric_Furlong: we can hear Alex
whenwearebothcats: 👌
mtvcdm: The whole ottoman was just staples?
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Dreadelicious: alex is a go
lirazel64: Yes!
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odium_chlorite: hearable Alex!
Foxmar320: oh my PS layers would make most designers scream
princess_intell: we can hear
DeviantHS: your couch is in the wrong room?
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Anubis169: He's 17!!
luke1x: thank you LRR for another year of laughs!!!
TehAmelie: the meaning is pretty messed up
Nigouki: I think it's a reference to a rather violent event?
jessicaengle: Oh THATS what that song was saying
princess_intell: do you want us to just do a full soundcheck?
Plasterboard: Paul bringing us all the gift of sound on this day of Boxing \o/
RockPusher: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
Skudd: I'm definitely one of those people that doesn't organize my photoshop layers until I'm done working on something.
jibkat: hold up, how does one back seat this stream?
DigitalSeahorse: Apple
MegaDosX: "Can we be mad for a second" evergreen question
Anubis169: Please begin the airing of grievances
Diabore: apple on blast
TheWriterAleph: The Airing of Grievances Kappa
AniLunchbox: that was an assassination line right?
MWGNZ: jamieOhjeez
MegaDosX: Drag them Ian
Outis_190: gotta take your couch to new environments for enrichment
SymphonicLolita: booo
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Anubis169: wait
Electrodyne: REM song, title lifted/adapted from Dan Rather's mugging
Arclight_Dynamo: Apple's on Ian's Shit-List? I'd never believe it. Kappa
Anubis169: why?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyThink
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McArgh: merry boxing day
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DigitalSeahorse: oh no
TheMerricat: "The song's title refers to an incident in New York City in 1986, when two then-unknown assailants attacked journalist Dan Rather, while repeating "Kenneth, what is the frequency?""
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Gophersaurus: Happy Boxing Day!
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lirazel64: I... do not want a cramped couch.
Simonark: The song was reference to a news broadcast being interrupted
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DigitalSeahorse: eps is best ps
salo170172: <message deleted>hi I just wanted to stop by and let people know about a gunpla charity stream running for shriners children hospital
McArgh: Cheer500
salo170172: <message deleted>
DigitalSeahorse: webp sucks
SmithKurosaki: webp can die in a fire
MegaDosX: I feel like Matt just triggered half the internet with that question
PhormDjinni: "Get out of here webp. No one likes your style."
lady_olynder: webp can. us right off
hawktonguebaby: So this is the postscript for Postscript?
princess_intell: ian, come to android/windows, the water's great and isn't ruled by one company
FacelessManAboutTown: Is that why I can't download off google image??
RandomTrivia: webp can get in the sea
FacelessManAboutTown: It's so fucking annoying
Anubis169: salo, please don't stream-jack
DiscordianTokkan: Webp is Highly compressible, but honks otherwise
Skudd: webp would be perfectly fine if anybody but Google gave a crap about the format
SajuukSjet: i mean, it's _very_ condense
Metric_Furlong: Webp is bad and Google should feel bad
ShifuDaxiongmao: is webp what Spiderman does? :P
whenwearebothcats: great for compression, bad for doing... anything
amative1: juh-pug
DigitalSeahorse: webm is nuts voxlunNut
RandomTrivia: Although speaking of hacks, my solution to that is to open the webp in paint and save it as something else :D
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Mushbie: meanwhile google refuses to support the vastly superior JPG-XL
Foxmar320: lol
virre_: webp is smaller and they force us to change all the sites too use it for speed reasons
Dreadelicious: I don't understand anything of what anyone is saying right now, and honestly, that's fine
patbaer: Copy webp image link, paste into a discord... discord will covert it to a png and you can save the png
Master_Gunner: you can just rename a .webp to .png or .jpg and it works.
terribleplan: webp is a strictly better image format than e.g. jpeg... it just needs to be better supported by a few things
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!! <3
GameSageZB: Happy Boxing Day, all! Thanks for a wonderful year, a fantastic Desert Bus, and hundreds of laughs!
FacelessManAboutTown: Btw, someone pointed out, are presents given on Christmas pronounced gifts or jifts?
GhassanPL: webp is just a better jpeg, there's no good tool support unfortunately, the format itself is fine
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcolme
TemporallyAwry: *insert relevant xkcd comic here*
Arclight_Dynamo: I recently picked up an old CD full of clip art from the 90s. BMPs and feckin' PCXs. That's a fun thing to deal with.
SquidVorb: FOSS FTW
MWGNZ: based imgakic, very useful, also good for security issues
RandomTrivia: jacqui_lantern234!! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SkylerRingtail: "Bark bark. Sit, Beej, sit?"
princess_intell: are jpeg/png still considered standard?
Anubis169: imageMagick, for the people that commandline EVERYTHING
MegaDosX: I mean, in theory you have a microphone for him
DaniellNaruta: Hello All flintl2Love flintl2Love
Anubis169 hugs Ian
PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 lrrSHINE Happy Boxing Day! lrrSHINE
TXC2: lets rotate the mic packs!
Foxmar320: Cam!
kaib35: Oh good. We didn't forget Cam.
Dreadelicious: a Cam!
Anubis169: <-- ffmpeg user
TheBob58: Welcome Cam!
TehAmelie: hay Cameron
DeviantHS: mic+beard somewhere?
princess_intell: hi cam!
SymphonicLolita: ah yes imagemagic.... one of those things that's developed by one guy
CAKHost: Hi Cameron!
whenwearebothcats: hlur
virre_: But all the major browser does support webp by now, even Safari
TXC2: Hello Cameron
DigitalSeahorse: oh good, cause Ian seems louder than everyone else
jibkat: Is Cam backseating now?
Anubis169: hihi Cam <3
Beofryn: yay chaos Cam!
Dantt2022: just rename .webp to .jpg it work
GraphicsContent: @master_gunner Wait. Really!? Oh. Well. That makes things easier.
RockPusher: Hello Cameron unarmeHeart
SajuukSjet: webp is a very good end-product format, and in saving bandwidth, which content delivery applications love
PharaohBender27: D:
Simriel: It's some kind of Cam Technology
SymphonicLolita: mawp
princess_intell: great sweater!!!
MehallD: mawp
RandomTrivia: MAWP
DigitalSeahorse: and now the fuzz
Critterbot: MAWP
terribleplan: mawp
Anubis169: MAHP lrrSPOOP
DiscordianTokkan: mawp
kaib35: Christmas Bees!
VersusVices: It's the UnarmedOracle!
red_shoes_jeff: MAWP
MegaDosX: That feedback tho
incredulouspasserby: Hi Cam! Hi Cam's sweatshirt!
richard_ermen: Ears...dead.
ShifuDaxiongmao: ma ears! :P
NightValien28: MAWP
whenwearebothcats: loving that sweater
Ritaspirithntr: My ears
GhostValv: benginO7 rip me users
patbaer: oof
emberBecky: Hi Cameron!
jibkat: lrrSPOOPY
NightValien28: I am deaf now
DigitalSeahorse: bees in the audio
princess_intell: MAWP
TehAmelie: the snowstorm is coming from inside the soundboard
UrielAngelSpy: Hello Cameron!
luke1x: a good day to be on headphones
manfred909: laynaBloodDrop laynaBloodDrop laynaBloodDrop
cidalfos: Love Cameron’s sweater!!!
Sethalidos: Good to know Beej didn't forget Cameron this year :P
Genie_M: who is on airport duty this year?
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat In 1997, a TV critic writing in the New York Daily News solved the mystery, publishing a photo of the alleged assailant, William Tager, who received a 12.5-to-25-year prison sentence for killing NBC stagehand Campbell Montgomery outside The Today Show studio in 1994. Rather confirmed the story: "There's no doubt in my mind that this is the person." New York District Attorney Robert M. Morgenthau said "William Tager's identity as the man who attacked Mr. Rather was established in the
RockPusher: tqsLOL
BrowneePoints: speaking of making you Happy, are you excited for the 40kCavillVerse Cam?
Foxmar320: :D
ArchRequiemD: It seems they didn't forget Cam this year
DaniellNaruta: i thought that Matt was in Jedi robe. Not a costume. Just they they now had robes.
amative1: that static could very well be from wireless saturation, or from one of the packs going LOW BATT
SquareDotCube: might be time bring back boom/directional mics?
DigitalSeahorse: I've bleen too
TXC2: chat, have you bleen?
SquareDotCube: *time ti
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an extremely high-net-worth individual
NightValien28: TXC2 by god I bleen every day
princess_intell: mood.
electra310: I have bleen and will again
SquareDotCube: Bleen's Private Reserve.
MegaDosX: So not to make Paul's day harder, but Cam is pretty quiet
RocknGrohlNerd: personaly, I have not
Rhynerd: They’re all good boys
princess_intell: have you bleen chat?
odium_chlorite: well, well, well, if it isn't the funniest man alive himself
DKS_Saturn: Is that a deer onesie? I love it
kaffeetrinken89: i feel seen and dont like it
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat New York District Attorney Robert M. Morgenthau said "William Tager's identity as the man who attacked Mr. Rather was established in the course of an investigation by my office." Tager claimed he thought television networks were beaming signals into his brain.
Myrniss: Warhammer may not have any good guys, but it does have good boys
Tevildo: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
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tolchuk123: thanks for a great year
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EDCBeerGeek: Merry Christmas…and Happy(?) Boxing Day!
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Skudd: I have not bleen but I have Bleem!
BrowneePoints: Cam, thoughts on the Advent of the 40K Cavill-Verse?
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thymato: prime sub fror a prime month
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kaffeetrinken89: crack rangoon?
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Anubis169: lol
sirzechs_666: This is a good way to spend boxing day with LRR playing in the background while orginizing my MTG collection
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Foxmar320: lol
princess_intell: how long until people can get wireless mic implants?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Is "Blood for the Blood god" just an alternate way to describe when Graham requests a stunt for Crapshots :P
ritchards: Heather and the Loud Boys
Anubis169: princess_intell: already possible
TheWooglie: popping candy
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, is that the fangamer Tunic t-shirt? I need that
Simriel: Ogryn is the best boi
jaqofspades: Lindt Krak Truffle
kaffeetrinken89: how to get tsundere komissar to witness you: eat granades.
PharaohBender27: Yep.
ReaperTitan152001: when do you get physk-out grenades?
richard_ermen: Something I can totally advise is to just collect the most funny people and play a comedic pen&paper game of skaven absurdity. I almost screamed laughing this year from warhammer fantasy.
Electrodyne: Khorne for the Khornehole
MegaDosX: Cam also got got for that one
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MegaDosX: !card high tide
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NightValien28: so you are saying Matt CHOSE to get kicked in the nuts?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
frank_the_great: Happy Boxing Day all!
Arclight_Dynamo: If you throw down the tacks, you're the one going into them.
princess_intell: that time beej fell out of a tree(?) for one of the caveman ones
asthanius: BFTBG
PharaohBender27: And Paul walked into the sea because he had written the Bioshocked sketch
MegaDosX: Milk for the Khorne flakes
TehAmelie: you can just say BLOOD
salo170172: <message deleted>gunpla for charity if people have any left
TXC2: hello frank_the_great welcome
kaffeetrinken89: blofoblogo!
lirazel64: Who wrote the cheese race?
DaniellNaruta: You write your own stunts, and sometimes someone says "hey, can I do that instead?"
DigitalSeahorse: I think Cori wrote the Santa in the sea scene and was the Santa too?
Simriel: That is ACTUAl dialogue from the game
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: hi Paul
DiscordianTokkan: MAWP
RandomTrivia: MAWP
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
jacqui_lantern234: MAWP
asthanius: WOAH
fastlane250: ACK
Tikosh_: mewp
richard_ermen: Ears dead
Nigouki: maaawwwp
Foxmar320: WOW
red_shoes_jeff: MAWP
DigitalSeahorse: oh no
elfmonkey24: mawp
Sarah_Serinde: Paul no
cgwonder: beeeees
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh Christ.
Questhere: MAWP
manfred909: tqsFine
ContingentCat: MAWP
A_Dub888: MAWP
TheWooglie: RIP
patbaer: AHH NO
NightValien28: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
DigitalSeahorse: ACK
kaib35: Very many bees
terribleplan: mawp mawp mawp
anbuagent12: MAWP
Didero: ow
Sethalidos: MAWP
gameslayer013: oh no
Metric_Furlong: ow my ears
The_Real_Jace: Nooooo
richard_ermen: I think Paul just killed it
TheMerricat: WOW
SoaringDragon42: aaaaaaaaa
DoodlestheGreat: CRUNCH!
RandomTrivia: benginBees
kaffeetrinken89: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
mtvcdm: That's clearly Paul
jaqofspades: MAWP
Barb4rian: maup
Dreadelicious: HELP
asthanius: As soon as Paul sat down it went crazy
RocknGrohlNerd: paul lavalanche
Simriel: I know it's from the game because I knew who wrote it XD
odium_chlorite: bad Paul
Amentur: Loud sounds
DoodlestheGreat: I think Paul?
MegaDosX: As soon as Paul sat down
cgwonder: beej?
Anubis169: happened when Paul sat down
IsaTheEngie: maaaaawp
emberBecky: I think a mic just fell down a shirt or something
Shadwhawk: Paul sat down and it exploded
ArchRequiemD: RIP head phone users
princess_intell: MAWP
Foxmar320: That was real loud
MegaDosX: See now it's fine
RockPusher: I think Paul's is rubbing?
Sarah_Serinde: Yup better when Paul got up
asthanius: Aaand it's gone
DigitalSeahorse: Paul brought the fuzz! Coppers!
BrowneePoints: Paul sat down and the world exploded
NightValien28: paul sat down and everything exploded
Arclight_Dynamo: Paul sat down and it fuckered. It could be Paul, yes.
asthanius: Wait back
Mushbie: yup its paul
elah806: I am LOVING LRR's pivot to a harsh noise music collective
gameslayer013: Paul sat down on the beehive
terribleplan: the second he stood up it got better, but it got bad again
Dreadelicious: Paul please
amative1: still happening, so maybe not paul
josh___something: <3 Paul <3
whenwearebothcats: gremlins are having fun today
CyndaneTierney: It's great that my stream is delayed by ten seconds, because chat gives me the warning of bad noise before it happens.
princess_intell: paul your jacket?
mercano82: Someone just lit off an SRB into a microphone
DemoDane: its definetly not fine
amative1: no, still happening
Earthenone: paul is an inherant part of the system
Sarah_Serinde: It's probably Paul, it's still happening
PharaohBender27: Still a touch staticy
Mollylele: it sounds like you sent someone out to cover a hurricane without a pop filter
DigitalSeahorse: it's still doing it
Ashen_Prime: Probably a loose connection on Pauls mic.
ShifuDaxiongmao: the tech is not used to Paul being on that side of the cameras :P
Earthenone: !quote 2
LRRbot: Quote #2: "The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream." —Adam [2015-01-17]
Skudd: Ow
GhostValv: is there an extra mic in the couch?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: holy moly that was static
jaqofspades: Still happening
luke1x: we love you Paul
DiscordianTokkan: Def rustling
odium_chlorite: Paul is not allowed to have fun ;_;
gualdhar: Beej has cursed Paul to eternal tech support
lady_olynder: it is still happening but softer
kaffeetrinken89: yes, we are alleric to paul joy
cgwonder: still som ebees
frank_the_great: Paul is meant to be off screen and say "Hello"
DanielJennaGrouse: it got better but not good
Foxmar320: So have I Cam
TheMerricat: it's still happening it's just not as loud anymore
princess_intell: paul i think it's your jacket
emberBecky: no it's still rubbing, just it sounded like it fell or something when he sat
NightValien28: paul gotta stand the entire time now
Anubis169: ACK
Metric_Furlong: ow
DigitalSeahorse: ack
RandomTrivia: The sound desk knows better than to mess up when Paul is on the warpath
kaffeetrinken89: still
amative1: OW
asthanius: MAWP
Arthen_the_Shark: MAH EARS\
lirazel64: Still a lot of static.
DigitalSeahorse: oof
Amentur: Argh
ContingentCat: Ahh still happening
SerranoShepard: We still like you, Paul.
Anubis169: Happy MAWPsing Day chat
ritchards: Cam's mic is dead?
princess_intell: MAWP
Snowcookies: bees
Sarah_Serinde: Currently fine...
Mollylele: yeah it sounds like you're tearing the internet in half
FPNY41: Check under the cushion?
Tikosh_: well.. turning my sound down now.. this is getting dangerous with a headset
odium_chlorite: nice crocs Beej
ArcLightningCanuck: clear at the moment
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ContingentCat: The traditional tech issues whenever there's a bunch of mics involved katesLol
Gekyouryuu: I'm having a lot of trouble finding it, but I saw a GREAT 40k mini where it's a space marine holding the source engine ERROR message instead of a weapon and they're painted purple, but like the Photoshop transparent background pattern
PharaohBender27: Welcome to Boxing Day Stream, where we spend the first 30 minutes sorting audio issues :p
Arclight_Dynamo: Things are now perfect.
DigitalSeahorse: CROCCS
Bunoc1: and this is why I listen on 20% system and 20% video/stream volume.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: also I need to share this Johnny Bravo/Warhammer 40k comic
CAKHost: Time for a sit test?
ArcLightningCanuck: Beej still quiet
Anubis169: this is the DB Stage Mic isn't it
rocketjohn: beej mic off again?
ReaperTitan152001: Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
AveryCorvus: Still can't hear Beej or Cam...
DigitalSeahorse: how
DigitalSeahorse: yow*
mordorisbad: I remember the desert bus where that sorta happened to Ian :D
Mollylele: there should be a standard Twitch emote for audio probs
asthanius: Should these things use a room mic? Or is it not precise enough?
princess_intell: @odium_chlorite yeah, at first i was like "why does beej own neon green crocs" followed shortly by "of course beej owns neon green crocs"
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Crad0k: with that scarf, g looks like he has the Most Mullet ever
Laogeodritt: Very unintelligent auto gain control, Sennheiser. XD
rocketjohn: SingsMic SingsMic
Sethalidos: Ian, no
PharaohBender27: @Mollylele There really should!
princess_intell: IAN
RockPusher: When you get the squelch Just Right sergeJustRight
Anubis169: Molly <3
Shadowsoflife: o/
jacqui_lantern234: @Crad0k lmao cant unsee it
DeviantHS: !card bedlam reveler
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SymphonicLolita: LUL
ArcLightningCanuck: Beej sounds like he's only being picked up by other mics
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahah
Anubis169: standard emote for mic probs
FacelessManAboutTown: KEKW
Anubis169: xxxP xxxPLICIT
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Tevildo: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: hello chat, stram seems like a good thing to watch while sick
ArcLightningCanuck: Cam quiet also
cattleprodlynn: For me, Alex and Ian sound the best, and Beej and Graham are fainter.
incredulouspasserby: The only Beringer I know is from the National and I got ver scared for him for a second
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Mollylele: !quote crocs
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: hello Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor welcome
TXC2: !findquote crocs
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Mollylele: !quote feet
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cam sounds like other mics are just picking him up.
PharaohBender27: !findquote croc
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LoadingReadyRun: Beej sounds better to me now
LordZarano: The FrankerFaceZ browser extension optionally adds an audio compressor, it's very nice
DanielJennaGrouse: some of the people went to start BEACN and then made some stuff that.... you know, has mixed reviews
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SkylerRingtail: Just 5 more months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Beej seems better again
RandomTrivia: Chilling, Alex
ArcLightningCanuck: sounds good now
Tevildo: !findquote feet
LRRbot: Quote #102: "You gotta respect a woman who can throw a Gatling gun sixty feet." —Cameron [2015-04-02]
TXC2: Mollylele it's !findquote, !quote is the person who made the quote
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Beej is good now
MegaDosX: It's one of life's great questions
cgwonder: on earth? no idea
lady_olynder: hangout times
princess_intell: wait who professionally ghosted LRR
RandomTrivia: We're having a nice time
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Anubis169: Audio tech friend of mine has a Behringer Graveyard. It's like 5 mixers, 3 other devices, on a shelf that've all broken a year from purchase
DigitalSeahorse: Alex!
richard_ermen: I mean, I'm just happy to be here.
amative1: ooh, is it me? it's me, right?
Drasvin: Hanging out and troubleshooting audio
DeM0nFiRe: 🎂
hatsfullofrabbits: Another day another birthday.
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's bday tomorrow!
mordorisbad: 9PM - Facilitate entertainment
Mollylele: I wanna know what Crocs said
Laurence72: Happ Berf!!
NSFMulhearn: oh hey, my nephew has the same birthday
Anubis169: My birthday's the same as Alex's :D
PharaohBender27: Happy early birthday, Alex!
Simriel: It's the Fuck Around stage, soon we progress to the Find Out stage
DarknessKingCoH: And Adam on the 30th!
hatsfullofrabbits: My birthday is today.
NimrodXIV: Hap Birf!
princess_intell: hey, i'm only 3 days later!
PsychoI3oy: June 27
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amative1: June 27
dyvion: Plug 182.5 days
dyvion: +plus
princess_intell: I share a birthday with adam? Dec 30?
BrowneePoints: My friend switched their Birthday to July when they came out Nonbinary and their birthday is Dec 23rd
Genie_M: my brother was born on Dec 25
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Spades_Slicc: I was supposed to be born the 24th, but sensing that was gonna be some BS I made the fetal decision to be born 3 weeks early
BrowneePoints: so now they get an actual birthday AND celebrate their real identity
Angreed66: the solstices are on the same day so it scans
nickthecatbear: Graham has been thoroughly trained to expect pedantism on the internet
RaklarLS: there's probably a saint Alexander day, just use that day.
hawktonguebaby: Is it month-wise, or day-wise?
Anubis169: Everybody draw birthday straws
Laurence72: Mine is the same as Paul! Woohoo!
jacqui_lantern234: fun fact: i was born on june 27th!
DarknessKingCoH: @princess_intell It's my birthday too!
DeviantHS: april 28th is also taken!
princess_intell: @Genie_M I empathize with the Presents Situation (bday is Dec 30)
ritchards: something something leap year
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SkylerRingtail: @Anubis169 Why does my straw say "Steve?"
Spades_Slicc: @Laurence72 Well *one* of you is gonna have to change
Anubis169: good
Simriel: Horray!
Sarah_Serinde: That was fine Paul
patbaer: Nice
asthanius: We're okay
groovemancery: we good
NimrodXIV: good
MegaDosX: So far so good
PharaohBender27: escher3THUMBSUP
Spades_Slicc: good
terribleplan: we're good
jacqui_lantern234: good
gameslayer013: safe
manfred909: perfcet
Plasterboard: all good
Arclight_Dynamo: Ahhhh- no, just foolin'. Youre' good.
FITorion: good
Arthen_the_Shark: YAY
SolarBlitz1: We're good
ArcLightningCanuck: good
whenwearebothcats: crystal
luke1x: yay my ear drums are ok
DigitalSeahorse: it's fine now
kamelion84: good
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Anubis169: SkylerRingtail: must be your new name now
Tikosh_: still good
fatalDestiny: Seems Aight
RAZRBCK08: we're safe for now
princess_intell: we have full sound!
Genie_M: let's go birthday paradox
TetraRay: looks clear
nevermore913: we're good!
KevinTheShark: Turns out you have the exact same birthday as my brother
RealGamerCow: remember 30 second twitch delay?
CAKHost: \o/
Foxmar320: Yay Paul!
odium_chlorite: safety unlocked
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Thanks Paul for dealing with all the audio fun
MichaelVYee: lrrFINE
princess_intell: all good!
lirazel64: Yay!
SymphonicLolita: google says it would be june 26-27th
Anubis169: Jan 1 1970
princess_intell: i think it was your jacket or something, all good now
Kaorti: datetime sucks
Arclight_Dynamo: The Epoch is coming to an end. It's terrifying!
GameSageZB: Screw all of JavaScript’s date libraries
PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow Only indirectly, since I first made a Twitch account in November 2018 :p
Laurence72: @Laurence72 I'm more than willing to let Paul claim it, and just quietly celebrate mine alongside
Anubis169: Every. Damn. Country....
GameSageZB: Three initializers that all do different things
Malazim: My father, my son and I are in that week as week and my mother and my mother and sister in law are on the 17th of December which makes this month silly
Tevildo: lrrSHINE lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
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Anubis169: Agreed, anybody who's worked with these...
Kaorti: seriously, datetime is the WORST
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spimmmm: never ever ever roll your own date library
NullColaShip: It's edge cases the whole way down!
TXC2: McArgh lrrHEART
MegaDosX: "How hard could it be" is one of the most objectively terrifying sentences in the world
Anubis169: that's a delta, 6 months worth of seconds
Texan_Reverend: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Shadowsoflife: lrrHEART lrrHEART
airylan: use NodaTime. Never roll your own.
PharaohBender27: Right, is a month 30 days or 31 days?
mercano82: Tom Scott made a fantastic rant on date libraries five or six years ago.
fungal_bird: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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hawktonguebaby: Two words: Leap. Seconds.
Laurence72: What happens for those who are on August 30th?
Genie_M: there's an actual miscalculation in excel so Lotus123 bugs are dealt with well
TehAmelie: adding like, 10 million seconds?
gameslayer013: leap days too
brainbosh: This conversation is giving me major deja vu
princess_intell: i've got my LRR, i've got my chat, i've got my christmas candy. life is good!
DentedPockets: Datetime manipulation can huff a dong.
Alness49: What happens when your answer is Feb 31st, ect.
VorlonScout: I am nodding along with Paul's words, in pain
CrazymattCaptain: 2020Pajamas 2020Party
Anubis169: This is why AI will rarely replace humans... it relies on humans describing -exactly- what they want
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Well, months aren't a proper unit of time
HbombAndFriends: My birthday’s Feb. 28
SymphonicLolita: isn't epoch time gonna hit a cap in like 7 years too?
airylan: here's a fun one: "this is scheduled for 6 months from now" - what happens when the DST rules change? how do you want to update that?
Anubis169: which nobody can do
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Snail Time goes too fast and yet too slow at the same time relatively
PharaohBender27 now remembers CommodoreHustle lrrIAN trying to fix the calendar
Tevildo: !findquote second
LRRbot: Quote #251: "Life is a spike-ball guy you don't want to fight a second time." —Alex [2015-05-08]
luke1x: what even is time
Creideiki_SE: Simple solution: kill all humans.
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KevinTheShark: if only every month was 28 days. Dave Gorman had some good ideas with it
Arclight_Dynamo: @SymphonicLolita Sure is. Gonna make Y2K look like a glass of spilled milk.
randombillfolds: I had to write a job scheduler for work. Daylight savings is the worst-especially when countries cancel or move the transition date with short notice.
lirazel64: You have to write hard code.
PsychoI3oy: I was shocked recently that PHP's strtotime() accepts "last wednesday" as a time
FITorion: And leap days... and leap seconfds...
DaniellNaruta: clearly we just need to change to the metric calendar
RockPusher: Java has support for alternate calendars as I found out while trying to fix a bug this year
ArcLightningCanuck: Cam still quiet
Travilogue: I'm on so many layers of abstraction my dude
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 still easier than trying to start a weekly DnD gruppe Kappa
Kaorti: Next, try to figure out if it's a workday in two weeks in another country.
Arclight_Dynamo: The End of the Epoch is going to explode a lot of systems.
princess_intell: i weep for all programmers trying to work with time adjustments
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: @KevinTheShark I love that bit.
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 as yr can tell by how even Dice Friends branched out
princess_intell: i weep for all programmers in general tbh
Anubis169: Arclight_Dynamo: epoch extension!
AveryCorvus: Cam still sounds like he's only on other mics, or he's extra quiet today
DigitalSeahorse: I saw that Veritasium vid
TXC2: it's all on planck scale now right?
SymphonicLolita: yeah I just watched that video yesterday!
hawktonguebaby: Let's figure this all out in Constructuary
TStodden: IIRC, a second is like roughly 9 billion vibrations of a cesium atom
Arclight_Dynamo: @Anubis169 Sure. But that will need to be rolled out to *every computer ever made*.
Laogeodritt: "next month" is clearly 2,629,800 seconds exactly. lrrBEEJ
asthanius: Your measuring tools ruin it
luke1x: is a metric minute 1000 seconds?
Anubis169: Arclight_Dynamo: sucks to be them :D
fungal_bird: Am James in tech?
TehAmelie: i reread Promethea recently and i thought the nicest part was her magic snakes that can bite computers so she can just go "you know what i want, do it"
fastlane250: uh oh
asthanius: Sci fi noises!
Anubis169: uhh
terribleplan: getting sound wobbles
amative1: @luke1x 100 i'd guess
lady_olynder: getting weird audio fizzle sounds
Arclight_Dynamo: Uh, that's an interesting noise.
whenwearebothcats: gremlins pls
SolarBlitz1: Ooo, that's a werid wibble
FITorion: sqeaks
josh___something: uhoh
DeM0nFiRe: lol there are some very funky noises happening
underhill33: that's a strange sound
Foxmar320: uhhhh
emberBecky: ooo that's a new sound
lirazel64: Hey, it's above freezing here!
The_Real_Jace: Huh
jibkat: we are crossing the streams!
Nigouki: aliens are communicating?
VulcGames: How is that noise happening
Simriel: Whos doing mixing on the soundboard?
Metric_Furlong: squeking noises
frank_the_great: Someone is DJing
w4stel4nd: waka waka
red_shoes_jeff: What's wibbling?
Travilogue: slight static noise again
Vandristine: oh that sound isnt intentional
TheWooglie: someone a DJ?
tsp397: Someone's on the DJ deck
Jogela: Bird lasers?
Malazim: Dj jazzy jeff
dyvion: DJ Khalid!
ArcLightningCanuck: weird noises
josh___something: there's a wibble
mtvcdm: Someone's doing a DJ record scratch
DemoDane: sci fi dj on the computer?
kaib35: A really bad synth?
FITorion: malp squeecks
Anubis169: is somebody scratching DJ LPs?
Tillitoast: aliens?
princess_intell: doctor who theme?
TriChronos: someone scratching some vinyl?
TXC2: Money it's Alex making that noise
PharaohBender27: Oh, now we're getting an oscilliscope-like noise?
Favre_the_Undead: turntable noises
Arclight_Dynamo: Sounds like a radio trying to tune into a frequency.
DiscordianTokkan: Alex wibbling something?
lirazel64: Wobble static
Myrniss: Sounds like a DJ scratching a record?
SmithKurosaki: Neat scifi squeaks
Foxmar320: Thats an interesting sound
gualdhar: oh dear Paul is cursed again
Noy2222: These beats are fresh
hawktonguebaby: Are we getting hacked?
TetraRay: who is scratchin the record
SquareDotCube: squelch isn't working
DigitalSeahorse: now the mic is a static DJ
electra310: What fresh hell is this?
Tikosh_: the mic is doing lots of weird stuff today
UrielAngelSpy: martians have hacked the stream
AveryCorvus: We have a DJ in the audio now
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: it sounds like someone moving a straw in and out of a McDonald's cup😅
StarlitGhost: I think Alex is drawing something?
corefluxx: Party100
SkylerRingtail: @UrielAngelSpy It's Santa's revenge
JokerBoney: Paul's mic is sinking into a radio frequency
incredulouspasserby: Actually really into this noice
dyvion: Someone start beatboxing
BrowneePoints: it's like a thin layer of vinyl rubbing on a mic
DigitalSeahorse: wikka wikka wik bzzz
TheWriterAleph: ack ack ack
PharaohBender27: MIC 5!
xVeinFirex: I wonder if this might be alex?
MegaDosX: Mic 5!
TXC2: Mic 5!
Anubis169: Mic 5
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown THERE IT IS! FBtouchdown
hawktonguebaby: QSL?
Cleekru: MIC 5!!
Critterbot: Litteral actual mic 5. :D
princess_intell: mic 5!
RockPusher: I do
Anubis169: YES
jibkat: Ian!
kaib35: Paul just trying to teach us science with a bad sci fi beat
Scy_Anide: Yes, 100%
SmithKurosaki: weldone mic5
airylan: yup
electra310: Mic 5!
richard_ermen: Num-Pie
mordorisbad: Num-pie
NanoDelta: Num-Pie
asthanius: Got that Numpy
Vilun: Num-pie
Cleekru: YES IAN
NewtyNewts: Wiki-wiki-wiki
aiamethyst: yes
Anubis169: Indeed I do Ian
TriChronos: yea
TStodden: Metric is now running on mathematical constants instead of physical items.
LordChrusher: num py
dpfried: numb-pie
kanarde: yes
f_tan_theta: yes absolutely
interiorexplosion: yes I do
mwlsn: Ian
Texan_Reverend: Mic Resolved
cogito_ErgoSam: yes
GameSageZB: “Num Pie”
The_Real_Jace: Yep numpy and nargin
sirzechs_666: MIC 5!
LordChrusher: num pi
sophieghost: the guy on that Veritasium was great
Nahmbra: I didn't, but I will now
neuro_deviant: Just use Perl
youngfrey: Numpy and skippy
asthanius: Radio is gone
Creideiki_SE: Is there another way?
PharaohBender27: I mean, safe assumption, lrrHEATHER
oastrtoastr: Absolutely not
RealGamerCow: yo what that numpie do?
accountmadeforants: Depends on whether I want to annoy people. Same with "Skewel" for SQL :)
Tevildo: !findquote pie
LRRbot: Quote #6599: "You're gonna be a pie!" —Jacob, repeatedly, to an imaginary apple. [2019-12-06]
Metric_Furlong: @TStodden yeah, it's been a difficult adjustment Kappa
RockPusher: NumPy Dumpy sat on a wall…
badpandabear: I’ve heard people do that, but I’m a num pie guy
Ordsmed: Éllo
hawktonguebaby: I don't work with Python, and I've*always* called it "numpie"
neuro_deviant: Programmers fear dates
StarlitGhost: I do not , it's num pie for me
Anubis169: exactly
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Get inspired by" :D
Anubis169: I gave up and used a calendar reference
virre_: it could be worse it could be names
princess_intell: how much global code is copied from stackoverflow?
NewtyNewts: 3rd friday of each month: The first friday that falls between the 15th and the 21st
Coloneljesus: bonjour yall
Arclight_Dynamo: It might be easier to 3D print an Antikythera mechanism.
DentedPockets: Daylight savings time?
TXC2: hello Coloneljesus welcome
Anubis169: I have a paper calendar on my wall.
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TehAmelie: the day we can just feed a printed calendar into a computer and have it compile all the data there. . .
TStodden: The world is all metric... it's just parts of the world that choose to use imperial measurements just to screw with others.
neuro_deviant: Probably something being zero-based versus one based
RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD
Anubis169: lol
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
mwlsn: Date time problems are up there with caching and naming things
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
ani_laurel: The imperial system causes me actual pain
Genie_M: because the US is metric
DigitalSeahorse: xD
SymphonicLolita: I love that so much
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, the US Customary System is metric, just obfuscated.
richard_ermen: The Killer-Gram?
amative1: An inch is defined as EXACTLY 2.54 cm
Shadowsoflife: good
Anubis169: Ian: IT WAS
SmithKurosaki: Anyone celebrating their quarter year this month?
Sethalidos: dude the US just likes feet
DigitalSeahorse: it was
princess_intell: the one thing AI might be good for: "learning" what things like "third friday of the month" is and generating dates accordingly
jaqofspades: @McArgh Thanks for the gift sub!
Nahmbra: It was, then it became a sphere
Anubis169: but then it had atomic degredation
lady_olynder: god i wish we were using the metric more
RandomTrivia: Literal bags of sugar :D
DigitalSeahorse: I can sure hear Ian fine
Critterbot: Science uses metric, and that's all the reason I need to to never learn or use anything else.
Laogeodritt: The fundamental units in the US customary system are all defined in reference to SI units nowadays. It's not just a conversation ratio, it's actually by definition. It seems so silly when you realise it. XD
ani_laurel: Its as big as my foot....
Eklinaar: As an American, that pound of slag is a national treasure!
Lysander_salamander: hello folks!
Laurence72: Our inner city gangs know the metric system best (9mm rounds, kilos of drugs, etc) Kappa
princess_intell: @Critterbot clearly you're not from Freedom Land
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
Anubis169: manLOL
dylan16807: 453.59237 grams
DigitalSeahorse: xD
oatway: not using EVs for time is cowardice
GameSageZB: I resent that, Cam
Fruan: Good morning! I am awake for some reason!
ChapsTheMC: I'll forever use 3.5g = 1/8 oz as a conversion
Coloneljesus: that's just cam's body
TXC2: Imperial works with anything involving a person, for everything else, Metric works better
ND_Ericson: "lightyears is NOT a measure of time!" :p
Ritaspirithntr: Yeah that!
asthanius: it's aliens
DigitalSeahorse: wikkawikkabzzzt
SmithKurosaki: It is in fact record scratch fun times
Anubis169: DJ Lauder in da hooooooooouse!
gualdhar: Cam can get a job as a beatboxer
DemoDane: crystal
RockPusher: Ian is Present
Genie_M: scifi sounds
ContingentCat: clearly the mics are haunted
asthanius: Everyone use Ian's mic
SkylerRingtail: It *was* Santa hacking Quasario again
whenwearebothcats: never!
princess_intell: i thought the kilogram was based on Planck now?
Tikosh_: Someone give Ian's mic a raise
w4stel4nd: thank you for demonstrating mic
DigitalSeahorse: too much Ian
jibkat: lrrIAN
RandomTrivia: We can never have too much Ian
eric_christian_berg: Maximum Ian.
TehAmelie: how important was that space rocket of NASA's that crashed one time when someone confused metric and imperial? i think it was going to Mars
BrowneePoints: Ian's always too much, but his volume is good
Foxmar320: Everyone group hug Ian
mordorisbad: Can you have too much Ian?
GiveAQuestion: eV for everything always
jamesk902: You can't have too much Ian.
Laurence72: Just have Cam always rhyme when he talks!
rocketjohn: impossible
ND_Ericson: Ian is VERY clear... could you mumble a bit maybe?
RobertMakesGames: i feel like I'm having lunch with you all around a very long table
TheWooglie: can you have too much Ian? Let's ask Cori
Laogeodritt: Never too much Ian. Too much gain on Ian means clipping means *less* Ian. =V
rocketjohn: never enough ian
DemoDane: yeah everyone lean into Ian's collar to speak
jibkat: Everyone be Ian!
SquareDotCube: it may be a lot of RF crosstalk being so close
TheMerricat: There is _NO_ such thing as too much Ian chat, heresy!
laundreydhull: isn't Jacob's line the same as the one from "Chicken Run"?
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej remains exceptionally cold.
RockPusher: Beej, Beej plz
incredulouspasserby: tbh Ian is the loud one (on mics) but he is the perfect volume for streaming
Jogela: Ian was made specifically for these mics
Coloneljesus: whose is the free space on the couch?
ReaperTitan152001: not enough Ian!
lirazel64: Umm... Alex was 4.
SmithKurosaki: No benben?
Drasvin: The US Customary system is based on metric, but converted into other units. Because companies didn't want to retool their factories.
Invitare: Instead of nerfing Ian, just buff everyone else
TXC2: Coloneljesus Graham
Eggmojii: I thought beej was 4
Brozard: Ian is exuding so much Ianness
josh___something: Ben's not here rn
Coloneljesus: @TXC2 ty!
mwlsn: NIST’s budget wouldn’t cover a nice reference pound AND the reference peanut butter
princess_intell: at what point does the world just turn into Serial Experiments Lain
anjylla77: Desert Bus was amazing.
Nahmbra: Cycle the Batteries
mtvcdm: Very brief DJ'ing as you turned Cam off.
ShifuDaxiongmao: done
niccus: it's about time for me to get new batteries too, time for lunch
xantos69: Chat, I think we need to start a new wireless microphone bits fund. I'll start. cheer1000
Laogeodritt: Ian, why would you do this to me
GiveAQuestion: Cam, what do you personally use for temperature?
Arclight_Dynamo: That is *also* a fun new noise.
Anubis169: Having trouble thinking of 1-dimension
asthanius: I have something to say about liminal observers, but it's on the tip of my tongue
Ritaspirithntr: (Insert bit about other people trying to mess with Ben’s mics)
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
Metalupis: assume every observer is a perfect sphere with no friction
TXC2: only now?
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kusinohki: what happened to the room mics that used to be used?
RockPusher: That seems wise
TStodden: When I'm trimming photos, I'm using mm's just because my micrometer goes to 0.1 mm (or 100 micrometers)... which I'm striving to achieve (I'm running at 500 micrometers).
Tevildo: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3724: "Twerk the focus." —Ian [2016-12-12]
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej, that mic is also off.
incslayer: Ian that sounded almost as easy to understand as the ending of EVA
Tikosh_: it took so long, Heather?
TheThromborax: What’s that Dragonomicon on the floor ,there?
princess_intell: so Twitch is Serial Experiments Lian???
Fistacles: with the crisp mic, i feel like Ian is about to give a TED talk that i will enjoy and then forget immediately
lady_olynder: heather ignoring Ian? is this rhythm cafe?
DigitalSeahorse: one dimension of physicality feels rather on POINT
princess_intell: *Lain???
Anubis169: Beej that mic next to Cam's mouth had no effect :D
BrowneePoints: Assume every Ian is merely a manifestation of Junji Ito
lirazel64: Now I hear vacuum cleaners.
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEEJ
neuro_deviant: Relativity is awesome please share Ian
Arclight_Dynamo: When Beej held it up to Cam, there was no difference.
SymphonicLolita: subscribe to patreon dot com so they can buy new lavs
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Beej's mic seemed like it stopped working yet again, several minutes ago
TStodden: Mic 5?
hawktonguebaby: Plane of Time, did Kathleen talk about that on Brand New Faves?
nickthecatbear: The gremlins were extra-motivated this year. They had fun
asthanius: The number gremlins got in
anjylla77: Forgive me, who is who? *is easily confused*
mwlsn: Numbers: still a lie
damn_i_am_pretty: I like this LRR Tech Test stream
RockPusher: A Ha!
asthanius: WOW
Jogela: Can we put on some Benny Hill theme for the mics Kappa
DemoDane: LUL
Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
RandomTrivia: That would do it!
MegaDosX: Wait what happened I missed that
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
FlushmasterCyclonis: Happy holidays LRR and all!
BrowneePoints: It's a Boxing Day Mirable!
neuro_deviant: Kenneth
kamelion84: lol
manfred909: tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap
princess_intell: so is all of Eva out now? is that it?
Foxmar320: lrrGOAT
ShifuDaxiongmao: omg, beej and cam have fused!! :P
ND_Ericson: operator, could you change your frequency?
jibkat: oh no
SmithKurosaki: Neat
BrowneePoints: Oh hey I've seen that video!
patbaer: All of the problems!
RockPusher: Let them fight!
spimmmm: on the same wavelength
mtvcdm: Yeah I'm not a sound tech expert but
TXC2: anjylla77 we have Matt, Paul, Heather, Beej, Cameron, Alex and Ian
virre_: oh yeah that explains it
Tevildo: Change places!
Anubis169: 524.250.. (BRRP BRPP) "Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around..."
Noy2222: 2 Mics 1 Frequency? I think I've seen that video...
patbaer: This is one of the reasons I don't like working with wireless lapel mics
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Fistacles: FBtouchdown
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaaaa
Ashen_Prime: Just walk over and "Sync" it. Less brain bending.
FacelessManAboutTown: Paul looks like he needs a strong drink or a hug
SolarBlitz1: Gatai
hawktonguebaby: We *were* getting hacked!
amative1: Naruto. Not DBZ, Naruto
anjylla77: @TXC2 Thank you. the only ones I knew for sure were Ian and Cam. lol
DigitalSeahorse: well we know the poles haven't shifted cause then nothing would work and the stream would be offline and nobody would have internet
DiscordianTokkan: Bolus' Dad
Getter404: Beej, check the back of the CD jewel case to find the Secret frequency and advance the story
kusinohki: rotate the shield frequencies and reverse the polarity of the neutrino flow!
BrowneePoints: Naruto Shi-Figgy-pudden
princess_intell: next round's on us paul
Nahmbra: so instead of a SHA1 collision its a MIC1 collision?
LordZarano: Basically all unites are actually based on Caesium atoms. Because the second is defined in terms of a certain type of radiation that caesium atoms emit and most of the other definitions depend on the second.
lamina5432: we need to find the one hokage
asthanius: I love that part in Star Trek. "In Naruto, when they Fusion-HA bad"
Anubis169: what about Shi-pudding
damn_i_am_pretty: how many Narutos in a Shinji my dude?
GhostValv: Bort's dad?
SymphonicLolita: LUL
TehAmelie: i think you're thinking of Belch
Critterbot: Don't stress any syllables, keep it flat.
LordZarano: *units
princess_intell: pour one out for paul
nickthecatbear: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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Metric_Furlong: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:49 AM
DigitalSeahorse: I slept more than xmas eve
NewtyNewts: Not I
manfred909: potion19Cozy
lirazel64: Make the coffee!
SmithKurosaki: I got 7
Laogeodritt: I get the need for wireless mics in broadcast and performance contexts, but man this is one reason I prefer wireline comms. XD
RockPusher: Eh, seeing how the sausage is made is fun
dyvion: I got about 6
Ritaspirithntr: …….mayber
ShifuDaxiongmao: we don't care about setup.. we just appreciate the company :)
incredulouspasserby: I got 10. I'm still so tired.
Sarah_Serinde: I got like 9 or 10 after very little the night before
Ritaspirithntr: *maybe
Anubis169: Yes, somebody was 2 people for 8 hours
FlushmasterCyclonis: I got 20 hours of sleep last night
Drasvin: I got 7
xantos69: I got 3. But I wasn't gonna miss this.
electra310: Noooo
RockPusher: Okay - Matt is in command!
nickthecatbear: 10 here because catbears are known hibernators
EagleKeeper_F15: We are just here to hang out. No stress.
HavenDragon: i got like... 4?
princess_intell: it's a livestream, tech issues are inevitable
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Why didn’t y’all sleep?!
TXC2: 8 hours of sleep? in one go? that's possible?
BrowneePoints: I got a solid 2 hours
DigitalSeahorse: 7
Eggmojii: I'm literally asleep right now
MehallD: We still have no Cam, is that intentional?
MegaDosX: Audible Beej!
SmithKurosaki: DJs are back
asthanius: Wibble is back
Sarah_Serinde: That seems better from Beej I think
electra310: I got about six
josh___something: I got... a lot
lady_olynder: i slept during the night which is an issue since i generally work at night
DiscordianTokkan: Glass Onion RULED
niccus: glass onion is stellar
Tikosh_: the DJ is still alive
Arclight_Dynamo: DJ Wibble is back.
NewtyNewts: Got some wikiwiki still
lady_olynder: also wibbles are back
FITorion: still squeecks
creasehearst: DJs are indeed back
lirazel64: Wobble returns
TheThromborax: TIL people party ON Christmas
Getter404: The aliens have arrived
electra310: Wikiwiki
BoxLaunch: hello!
SoaringDragon42: The aliens are back
damn_i_am_pretty: Wibbles we can hear you
Anubis169: DJ is back
xantos69: Did you match somebody else?
Foxmar320: I spent most of the day/night in bed under blankets. Found out my heat doesn't work.
TXC2: hello BoxLaunch welcome
anjylla77: Have they had their coffee yet?
kaib35: It's accelerating
FacelessManAboutTown: Wait, you mean Ben Shapiro's review was bad? juzS
SquidVorb: wiwiwiwiwiwi
Leonhart321: And here I was thinking this was a couple of hours later, hi all
dyvion: The first one was really good. I'm excited for Glass Onion
princess_intell: DJ
niccus: are you haunted by a theremin musician
MehallD: we hear beej well
eric_christian_berg: Get Paul a cocoa and some Tylenol.
sirzechs_666: wait people sleep
RockPusher: I'm up for renumbering the mic-packs on stream
ND_Ericson: is there a jamming van outside the moonbase maybe? Kappa
SymphonicLolita: LUL
SmithKurosaki: F
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
TheWriterAleph: O_o
manfred909: tqsLOL
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
kamelion84: lol
princess_intell: DJ Wibble, DJ Wobble and DJ Don't Fall Down
josh___something: BAHAHAAHAHA
RandomTrivia: Good thing we found this out now!
Metric_Furlong: settle in kids, we're going to be hear a while
Brozard: Maybe there’s a tiny mouse in Cam’s mic
electra310: Lmao
personification2: Reverse polarity of the neutron flow!
richard_ermen: PREPARE THE MACHINE
Getter404: No, I remember this part. You have to bring the keycard to the boiler room so it changes shape
TXC2: all I know about the new Avatar is that VFX people are losing their minds over the human character
amative1: 569.420
SymphonicLolita: 420.690
princess_intell: @richard_ermen T H E M A C H I N E
randombillfolds: I actually really enjoy these tech-troubleshooting segments.
Eggmojii: just put 3 of you on the same frequency, cancels out
RockPusher: SingsMic sergeMoly
Mollylele: if only Kevin could be employed as a boom op
Brozard: Synchronize watches!
princess_intell: we are 110% good to hang out while this gets worked out
SmithKurosaki: That would be lovely
personification2: Ah, yes, the Eurozone
eric_christian_berg: How about the forbidden Cenobite frequencies?
Laurence72: If only there were more than 4 frequencies! Kappa
princess_intell: chat is good at making its own fun
Drasvin: WiFi mics?
ewhac: Is this the same mic system you were gifted years ago?
Genie_M: wifi microphone system
ND_Ericson: sennheiser or shure micpacks?
RandomTrivia: If anyone could actually develop DHCP-but-for-radio-mics they would immediately get SO MUCH MONEY
Arclight_Dynamo: Mics over IP.
incredulouspasserby: Yeah IDK somehow talking about mic issues is kind of exactly what I needed today
Eggmojii: I was about to ask if anyone is getting echo but it turns out the stream is playing on my phone as well as my TV
princess_intell: @RandomTrivia ....have I found a business opportunity???
gualdhar: maybe we should make a mic frequency spreadsheet
Eklinaar: It's not Christmas without tech support time.
TheWriterAleph: @Arclight_Dynamo moip. moip.
CraziestOwl: Hi friends
ShifuDaxiongmao: next xmas... "So, we all agreed to gift the company a new mic system?" :D
Mollylele: just gotta get all the mics figured out before the sequel to boxing day, beatboxing day
damn_i_am_pretty: @incredulouspasserby smooth ASMR mic tones
Tevildo: you should change to imperial frequencies
TXC2: hello CraziestOwl welcome
Getter404: Clearly this means 6 more weeks of Beej next year
SmithKurosaki: F
Ashen_Prime: There are systems that can send frequency changes back to the transmitter, but they're very 'spensive.
DigitalSeahorse: 6 hours of tech test? vicksyTH
Arclight_Dynamo: When Beej comes out of his hole, if he's smug, it's four more weeks of winter.
MehallD: zero cameron
Arclight_Dynamo: @TheWriterAleph I hate that. :D
princess_intell: @Getter404 but he hasn't seen his shadow yet
hawktonguebaby: My 4yo got walkie-talkies for Christmas and this morning she woke up to someone unknown shouting "It's 7am, over!". We've since picked a random new frequency…
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Cameron!
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
GhostValv: got there
manfred909: tqsClap tqsClap
SmithKurosaki: We have a Cam
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
xantos69: We celebrated!
DoodlestheGreat: Could we say that 80% of the first hour of today's broadcast has been audio diagnosis? ConcernDoge
MegaDosX: Hooray!
DiscordianTokkan: \o/
kaib35: We can hear Cam!
Foxmar320: Yay!
Diabore: progress!
PharaohBender27: :D
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia There's a niche here, assuming you could actually get it working well
Laogeodritt: We got there! XD
nickthecatbear: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: Now nobody touch anything :D
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
emberBecky: \o/
CraziestOwl: Yay
Tandtroll_OG: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SolarBlitz1: voxyCrab voxyCrab voxyCrab
VulcGames: I miss the DJ :'(
2Flower: lrrGOAT
cgwonder: yaaaaaaay
Drasvin: FBtouchdown
TheOneCalledStu: maybe turn him up a bit
Anubis169: Apple Oars!
Leonhart321: Huzzah
personification2: Is Cameron going to be the only one getting boxed or does the position of honor rotate? I'm from the US and not Christian, so I don't know the traditions
damn_i_am_pretty: Poor DJs, out of work now
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown unarmeHeart
Mollylele: SingsMic ayyyy SingsMic
TheWriterAleph: doogCLAPPING
princess_intell: lrrFINE
electra310: We got there!
NewtyNewts: So long, DJ Squelch
AveryCorvus: Go team!
kusinohki: now everyone introduce yourselves and act like a mic check
amative1: Mic ranges aren't that broad
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Graham and Paul for figuring out that whole thing
Ashen_Prime: Yes, Cameron. Resonant frequencies are a considerable problem when I'm working on RF coordination.
TheMerricat: So a quick google suggests that there _ARE_ automatic frequency assignment systems for wireless mics out there but since the audio industry isn't big on open source or sharing in general they are all proprietary and require you use only their equipment.
RandomTrivia: Frequency overtones are thankfully not an issue
ReaperTitan152001: DJ Squelch has left the building!
Rob_Racoon: G still rocking his Blundstones?
Anubis169: <-- doing signal dynamics as part of his degree... it's a clusterbus >_<
TemporallyAwry: Broadway must be fun - can't imagine how you manage a full show.
Brozard: That happens on terrestrial radio sometimes
DigitalSeahorse: ah yes, the waves being in sync at specific points despite being different sizes of waves
FITorion: I imagine destructive interference would be the biggest concern.
ND_Ericson: @TemporallyAwry it's easier if you have all your equipment from the same provider, and also a big enough building that's more or less shielded from outside interference
Getter404: Thanks, Hedy Lamarr
Ashen_Prime: @temporallyawry And it's not just the 20 or so for one show, but all the Broadway shows have to coordinate with eachother. There's a whole system in place.
DaniellNaruta: What about the delays in the digital mics? is that less of a thing than I've been lead to believe?
princess_intell: @TemporallyAwry and have one or more employees who spend 40 hours a week doing nothing but tech setup/support
electra310: Just a reminder that LRR has a Patreon you can join to support their entertainment empire! :D
Arclight_Dynamo: VHS can look pretty good, yeah.
personification2: @TemporallyAwry I did some sound stuff for a small college theater, so I can't exactly speak to the scale of Broadway, but we use prayer, at least one person who literally gets a good 8 hours of sleep per week, and copious amounts of blood sacrifice to make tech work
richard_ermen: HavingIt was always okay but its weird how bad it looks in comparison to today
Anubis169: It was very accurate
lady_olynder: it was fine unless something went wrong
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: wait you actually filmed that off a CRT?
VorlonScout: CRTs covered a *lot* of visual flaws
TXC2: CFUT is VHS that went in the washer :p
princess_intell: @personification2 what about coffee?
RealGamerCow: Was the audio desync intentional?
anjylla77: @electra310 How do I do such? My Jax loved this place and I want to show my support as he supported them.
SmithKurosaki: You don't want to record your master on VHS, but it's great for replication
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I even commented during the LRL that it looked worse than VHS tapes I saw as a kid :p
TacitusVigil: Hello boxing people
Foxmar320: Sarah's graduation tape RIP
SmithKurosaki: F
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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personification2: @princess_intell It's implied
TXC2: Beej sooooooo lit!
personification2: Beej is very literature
TemporallyAwry: So lit lrrBEEJ
Genie_M: the purple fringes looked wild
anjylla77: @LRRbot Thank you.
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
kilnfiendpotter: Happy Boxing Day friends! All of you look excellent and cozy, and I hope you're remaining that way. :-)
UrielAngelSpy: my brother installed a system for a client who wanted to watch VHS recordings of soccer matches from TV on a high Def 120"tv. Client was not happy with final visual product.
GapFiller: phunny vaguely tangential story: when some friends of mine first got an HDTV ~10 years ago their main complaint was how all their DVD's suddenly looked VHS quality on the neu widescreen
TXC2: hello kilnfiendpotter welcome
Tevildo: !findquote boxing
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kilnfiendpotter: Hello friends!!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Michelle!
RandomTrivia: Hey there kilnfiendpotter! lrrSHINE
LordManiMani: what are they taking about?
princess_intell: CFUT is some of my favorite LRR content ever
TXC2: LordManiMani Live from Saturday
SmithKurosaki: Are your studio cams all 4k?
Nigouki: "we're gonna record this in Hi-Vision"
TheWarDoctor8: hi everyone!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyShrug pegaFite_HF katesFight pegaFite_SG Happy Boxing Day
tyranidd1: Happy holidays everyone!, from South Wales - no not that one
TXC2: hello TheWarDoctor8 welcome
Sarah_Serinde: @electra310 Patreon is a subscription-style thing and requires you to sign up, so if that's more than you want to get into, another option would be gifting subs through Twitch. Or you could sign up for LRR's Patreon and then cancel after one payment.
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SmithKurosaki: 8k is the next step iirc
TStodden: That's an issue for Future Graham to deal with.
personification2: Warhammer 4K!
sirzechs_666: Moonless Night perfect for Night Time Shananagins
PharaohBender27: Honestly, 1080's good enough for me tqsShrug
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh - it'll be great to throw at an algorithm for correction and up-scaling someday.
Anubis169: confirmed
Arclight_Dynamo: The troll in Fellowship *never* looked good.
LordManiMani: 😮‍💨 @txc2 I swear I looked at the schedule ahead of time
Laogeodritt: daniellnaruta: Not really significant enough to be perceivable. It can add up alongside digital and especially software processing/audio interfaces (buffering it, sending it over USB, getting the CPU to process it and pass it onto the software, etc. add up a lot more latency).
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP
cidalfos: I enjoy the 4K LOTR, the practical effects look siiiick
Nigouki: it's mostly just the chroma key around the extremely mess hair everyone has, especially the hobbits
CraziestOwl: Don’t look to closely
damn_i_am_pretty: gdi Matt
kilnfiendpotter: I feel like the only things that need to be in 4k are nature documentaries?
RockPusher: Most stuff isn't mastered for 4K anyway
whenwearebothcats: the colours are still off though on the extended :/
personification2: I demand the best! If your image resolution is larger than the Planck length, you're quality is too low!
princess_intell: I trust wiggens with such things
dylan16807: 4K would be cool for tables full of cards, not important for much else
SmithKurosaki: I have a 4k tv, but I only pay for 1080 netflix, and it's fine
elmyra23: wait i thought paul had all the ps5s
MehallD: What was the outcome then Graham? Because I've not seen the films in 20 years
TStodden: For 4K stuff... EVERYTHING (including your HDMI cable) must be 4K capable
DaniellNaruta: @Laogeodritt that's good to know, thanks
BtEtta: Just buy the complete soundtracks for LotR on BluRay. Best version.
kusinohki: consulting wiggins brainworms for blu rays??
damn_i_am_pretty: @kusinohki the worms KNOW
princess_intell: I am the type to not notice resolution above 720 (unless there's a huge, immediate jump)
DarknessKingCoH: Kind of like how Avatar on BluRay was a high bit rate 1080 video.
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes. Absolutely we are.
DigitalSeahorse: I thought my webcam was in 4K but I confused the versions between the order and the promo vids, it fine, still HD and I can't view the diff anyway
TehAmelie: some of the shots looked wonderfully spooky in the VCR vaguebess. like i could not make out how Bacon's computer girlfriend was put together
ND_Ericson: @dylan16807 what resolution is hte overhead camera for FNPF? because in commander you have shots that are zoomed in to a quarter of the table (full of cards)
Anubis169: HNNGH
princess_intell: non-pros: can you see the difference between 720 and 1080 just by looking?
SymphonicLolita: ohgod
TStodden: I thought they just mangle the keyframes for the lulz
princess_intell: because i truly can't
TXC2: in 30 years we'll be making riffs on that anti-priateing ad from DVDs
BrowneePoints: people do make low bit covers of stuff
Coloneljesus: low-fi simulates low analog fidelity, no?
TemporallyAwry: I keep all my lofi albums in flac out of spite at this point LuvOops
incredulouspasserby: @TXC2 people make riffs on that ad now :P
BtEtta: 96k MP3s with first gen encoders.
Anubis169: on youtube, they always over-bass and normalise too much
Darleysam: there was a Kane and Lynch game that used a bunch of youtube compression artifacts as part of its aesthetic
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Like people have been doing for years already? :P
TXC2: princess_intell only on full screen, and only some times
Arclight_Dynamo: Brian Eno, everyong: “Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided."
SajuukSjet: btetta: evil :D
ewhac: 360 pixels square.
DaniellNaruta: @princess_intell i can, but my family can't
FacelessManAboutTown: It's nice of y'all to be optimistic that society won't have collapsed from climate change in 30 years
VorlonScout: @princess_intell On a *big* screen, yes, but only barely
TXC2: incredulouspasserby randombillfolds yes, but more!
Anubis169: Arclight_Dynamo: yyyyyyyup
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell I can tell the difference between 720 and 1080, but I imagine there'd be diminishing returns beyond that for me as well
TehAmelie: in 30 years?
princess_intell: thanks!
Serifina: What up friends
Anubis169: Serifina! lrrAWESOME
Laogeodritt: daniellnaruta: For reference, just from a quick google, a Shure ULX-D system is about 2.9ms latency from analogue input to analogue output. I usually aim for maximum about 10-15ms latency maximum (with a computer/DAW in the chain) for recording music.
TXC2: hello Serifina
DarknessKingCoH: The overhead cam for FNPF is 4k
personification2: @FacelessManAboutTown Even if society collapses, people will still be trying to do weird emulation things for their own entertainment
ani_laurel: I'm HoH and background music is awful for me too
princess_intell: i'd prefer better audio over better video, for the record
Foxmar320: Serifina the lizards are falling out of the trees
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SmithKurosaki: @Foxmar320 Have you received your iguanadrio?
SmithKurosaki: drop*
odium_chlorite: I wonder what the top-down would look like right now
FacelessManAboutTown: @FacelessManAboutTown Fair
Arclight_Dynamo: Ditigal IMAX overhead camera, for that real Sword of Damocles vibe.
Serifina: @foxmar320 time to gather them up and put them in freezers!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Arclight_Dynamo: *digital, even
BrowneePoints: The thing that burns my butt the most about 4k is "4k pc gaming" at the distance most people play from their monitors, it is basically imperceptible thing
bo_brinkman: need a Lo-Fi Beej episode of Can't Draw Horses
BtEtta: Hi Serifina katesHi
personification2: @Foxmar320 Unsubscribe IguanaDrop!
Serifina: @btetta heeeeeey
Asimech: @princess_intell I will only notice if for whatever reason there are tiny details I want or expect to see. E.g. somebody's holding a thing with visible text on it or whatever.
Anubis169: very much so...
princess_intell: @bo_brinkman just beej napping for an hour LUL
elmyra23: oh hi serafina
RockPusher: Mmmm, RED raw is rather big is my understanding
DigitalSeahorse: digital zoom vs optical zoom, you always want optical
Foxmar320: Serifina gotta get the gattor snacks ready for summer
Skudd: Having seen the hoops LMG jumps through for server space, it's impressive.
DoctorHutch: haha like the slowmo guys having just built a petabyte server
BtEtta: Just get help from Linus, they know all about storage servers. :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Gold-plated 4K cameras, for that *real* warm video. Kappa
djalternative: G, Did you ever see the vid of Linus Tech Tips making a storage server for Gavin Free of Slow Mo Guys?
Malazim: That is why Linus keeps handing out severs. There for a bit at least
Anubis169: Beej I feel your pain on a base level
LordZarano: Slowmo Guys 2 released a video recently of unboxing a 1 Petabyte server
Serifina: @foxmar320 Mmm, GatorSnax!
asthanius: Patreon dot com slash LoadingReadyRun
TehAmelie: maybe twitter will be selling used datacenters cheap soon huh
SymphonicLolita: time to go shopping for cheap hard drives!
BrowneePoints: I don't wanna know what Corridor Digital's servers look like
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
princess_intell: 1080p is fine, just for the record
Anubis169: 98TB here and counting :D
RockPusher: Build yourself a rack of BackBlaze pods :D
TXC2: I still watch videos on 480p :p
Genie_M: in the museum I work in we started taking pictures of objects in 150mpix - this year our data stored was more than the last 10 years combined
odium_chlorite: I love that this stream is tagged with "No Backseating"
TStodden: Need to upgrade to 1 EB server?
RealGamerCow: A friend of mine works for a company that does gene sequencing. Their storage is 100 PB
TheThromborax: Have they said what’s on the agenda for today? All I know is Crokinole at the end
RockPusher: Anubis169 nice - 43TB here
personification2: Did anyone see that around (US) Thanksgiving the SI dropped 4 new orders of magnitude because people needed them for tech stuff?
ND_Ericson: i mean if it's 900-something real Terabytes, then might just be a 1000-base petabyte
DigitalSeahorse: what's that book beside Graham?
ShifuDaxiongmao: ahhh, a 'selfmade' server :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Just backup to tape. :P
dylan16807: synology has been trying to force people to buy overpriced drives from them
Asimech: @TXC2 Same. I usually only go up to 720p or 1080p if I'm trying to research a thing and I have to try to squint details b/c nobody's talking about the info I want.
Anubis169: NOOOOO
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asthanius: what ever happened to storing things on wax cylinders?
ewhac: 24 spinning drives are also *LOUD*.
Anubis169: Never underestimate the bandwidth of a car with a backseat full of hard drives :P
hawktonguebaby: @odium_chlorite "No backseating", and yet, Alex and Cam 🤔
Coloneljesus: yup. mix your drives
RockPusher: Indeed - do not get bitten by having drives from the same batch
mtvcdm: IAN
RandomTrivia: AHHHHH
MegaDosX: Ian what.
RandomTrivia: IAN NO
SmithKurosaki: IAN NO
Foxmar320: oh no
Asimech: @TXC2 Usually the detail is "is it glittery / metallic" b/c those paints trigger my nickel allergy.
Genie_M: backblaze has drive stats of tens of thousands of drives
DaniellNaruta: yeah, but when you buy an HP server, you *HAVE* to buy HP drives, which are 2 to 3 times the cost
TheWanderingNomad: HORNER
princess_intell: yeah apparently LMG also has to soundproof the server rooms
DiscordianTokkan: Ian YES
DigitalSeahorse: lol
RonaldMcDownload: do the crash in slo-mo, you got video content
personification2: @hawktonguebaby That's why Cam is getting boxed
Foxmar320: Crapshot idea? :P
Laogeodritt: Oh good, Beej is aware of the risks of single-lot drive arrays. XD
electra310: Oh no
kilnfiendpotter: Jeez, I remember shopping for clear, jewel tone 3.5 floppy disks at Office Max in high school and thinking 2.8 MB was *amazing*
TStodden: Could you make a gyroscope out of a HDD server?
ShifuDaxiongmao: do not give Ian ideas, Graham :P
Alness49: Half Life Physics dot wav
JadedCynic: gyroscope
Dmc3628: Crapshot for 2023 idea found
asthanius: A perfectly spherical drive on a frictionless plane
DigitalSeahorse: a whole lot of fidget spinners and drone propellers
kilnfiendpotter: and now we talk about terabytes and good lord
ewhac: And I would never use Seacrates for mission-critial data.
RandomTrivia: @Anubis169 AAAAAAAAHH
BrowneePoints: That's sounds about as fun as running through a Crypto Mine with a super magnet. Good fun to be had
SmithKurosaki: Hi Michelle
Anubis169: Always tip your server manYES
PharaohBender27: It boggles me that 160p is an option on Twitch - on the one hand, I get that some people have *bad* internet, but honestly, the difference between 160 and 360 (and especially between 160 and 480) is SO much starker than between 720 and 1080
Foxmar320: Anubis169 oh honey no!
DoodlestheGreat: Put it on casters and see if you can make it move by changing which drives are running and their speed...
RandomTrivia: There's a reason that fire engines have baffles in their water tanks so they can corner quickly
Nigouki: this is why we have baffles
princess_intell: the most scared my dad has ever been handling a piece of tech was with a 3mb hard drive back in 1993
JadedCynic: ballasting and load securing is CRITICAL in ship-handling
gualdhar: I'm trying to work out but Ian's angular momentum experiment has me laughing too hard to do my reps
Coloneljesus: bulk liquification is dangerous
SajuukSjet: free surface effect indeed
personification2: Isn't that what caused the food delivery in the Martian to fail?
TheMerricat: Chat, consider the implications when we finally get HHD capacities for SSD drives.
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell 3 entire megabytes! :O
Arclight_Dynamo: Speaking of angular momentum, I've heard of a power plant in the UK that spun its generators up, and then connected to the national grid 180 degrees out of phase. Tore the dynamos right out of the housings and threw them across the generator hall.
DigitalSeahorse: dawww
asthanius: beej is sleepy
FlushmasterCyclonis: Isn't that how the killer virus in Hackers was supposed to sink the tanker ships?
BrowneePoints: Hear me out Graham, put it on casters, match it with those Floppy Disk Music videos, and make a Hardware Marching Band
RockPusher: potion19Cozy lunarj1Heart
Skudd: @PharaohBender27 It's a legacy support thing for mobile data
fmerl: so fun facts: you can _absolutely_ walk a rack full of drives that's not bolted down if you do synchronized I/O, and I've totally never done this
mtvcdm: *pat* *pat* *pat*
Coloneljesus: that's why you have georedundancy
kilnfiendpotter: @princess_intell A luxury!!
Getter404: "Fun"
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Travilogue: When a 10 ton truck crashes into AWS
GameSageZB: I would say “evolved” rather than “designed…”
Mushbie: that 3 2 1 rule of data
Dmc3628: sure do
RealGamerCow: Amazon and Akamai, baby
electra310: @pharaohbender27 I drop to 160 sometimes and just listen to a stream like the radio when my internet gets very bad. It’s impressionist streaming. :D
personification2: You did it Jeffrey!
DentedPockets: And that's why "Disaster Recovery" has become a bigger industry
Noy2222: The internet is 3 servers in a trench coat.
TStodden: Would SSD servers be better for cold storage archives?
ewhac: @RealGamerCow Not to mention Cloudflare.
SajuukSjet: AWS East 1 in particular
Creideiki_SE: Word of the day: "Ullage" (the unfilled space in the top of a tank). If it is not on the top, you are having a bad day and will not go to space today.
Anubis169: Does anybody remember Level3 and CogentComms having their corporate fight? It partitioned the internet in 2 for about half an hour
kilnfiendpotter: When I was working at Google, a bunch of stuff went down because they found a rat's nest in a server, causing it to overheat and uh...yeah. The rats didn't make it.
princess_intell: @kilnfiendpotter yeah, and now my phone downloads 10 times that amount of data for a game patch and i barely notice
TheThromborax: “The internet is Decenteralized.*)
djalternative: The question is, how much of the internet is protected by a wall of lava lamps? Hint: it's all cloudflare users
PharaohBender27: @personification2 NGL, for a hot second I was going to say, "What did I do?" before realizing that people don't know my IRL name is Jeffrey :p
SmithKurosaki: @kilnfiendpotter oof
Mushbie: @TStodden sometimes SSD's are worse of cold storage
BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter Oh no! Poor Rodent Friends!
lirazel64: Turns out the cloud is actually on Earth.
chrono2x: I love that it is still a faster data rate to mail a hard drive, then to send large amounts of data over the internet
Getter404: Don't forget those data cables just out in the open on a random beach somewhere
SmithKurosaki: @personification2 But now we do
RockPusher: Had Azure just up and decide it didn't want to route packets over the VPN for like 12hrs a few months ago
RealGamerCow: *posts Greed card for no reason* to Arena post
Dmc3628: sure was
SajuukSjet: not necessarily, beej, since that's what the client is connecting to, that doesn't cover what the end server is talking to to handle your client's request
MegaDosX: Ah, the internet
fmerl: also there's a neat video of bryan cantrill and brendan gregg back in the Sun days yelling at a rack of drives, which makes the performance drop while they recover
personification2: Hm, Microsoft, Small Indie Company
GameSageZB: The networking is generally pretty decentralized, but yeah, a lot of the services are on AWS, GCP, or Azure
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: hmm a spaceship should have no ullage, i suspect
Anubis169: oh good luck
Alas_Babylon: She's not wrong
odium_chlorite: "I've looked at Twitter" don't
Nuurgle: ah, that was your mistake. You looked at Twitter
Anubis169: LOL
mtvcdm: Never look at Twitter
Mushbie: @TStodden magnetic tape is the best format for cold storage funny enough.
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asthanius: Just port it to PC
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHug
princess_intell: i just avoid twitter like the plague
RealGamerCow: *panics in Sysadmin*
Anubis169: Graham, I'm nicking that one for the next company meeting
ashteranic: Going to be way more than twice the price
MegaDosX: Twitter is obviously the best resource for developers and programmers
Paranundrox: or three times the price
GameSageZB: Yep, let me just migrate my 10,000 servers to everywhere and the highly custom things T_T
TheThromborax: “The first rule of government spending.”
TXC2: as someone who plays arena everyday for the last 4 years, Heather is right, nothing has changed
Coloneljesus: multi-cloud is not worth it for 99% of companies
RockPusher: That's government contracting, Ian lrrBEEJ
SmithKurosaki: I mean... redundancy for stuff like payment systems was assumed... And then the rogers outage happened
princess_intell: kids, thank a local sysadmin today
asthanius: They're written in Rust, right
mtvcdm: ripperoni pepperoni
personification2: You shouldn't let your servers get Rusty
ND_Ericson: it oxidized too quickly Kappa
RockPusher: That data centre fie was *bad*
MrPipboy3000: I mean, I have my production in Azure and my backups to AWS ... so yea, you can do it
RandomTrivia: Hahahahaahahha
MegaDosX: Shots fired
Skudd: Mission-critical services having that kind of multi-provider backup sounds like a great idea. Magic Arena is not what I'd call mission-critical.
PharaohBender27: Right, but it also was the center for a bunch of French websites, wasn't it?
princess_intell: rust sounds like a totally legit programming language
RandomTrivia: I forgot about that HypeLUL
Tikosh_: I remember that one
SquareDotCube: I remember that
kilnfiendpotter: OH NO
DigitalSeahorse: oh good
Voidhawk42: Hey guys! Happy Christmas! It;s also my birthday!
SquidVorb: That was OVH right?
MegaDosX: @Voidhawk42 Happy birthday!
bo_brinkman: a company I worked for in Missouri built two days centers and they had the foresight to look at what direction tornados move, and not put them in line
kilnfiendpotter: Happy birfday!
TXC2: hello Voidhawk42 happy birthday
PharaohBender27: France
randombillfolds: @PharaohBender27 And mtgpics.
DigitalSeahorse: Happybirthmas!
UrielAngelSpy: I loved all the Rust players complaining that the company "should have had backups"
Anubis169: ^ this
SquareDotCube: Strausborg iirc
DoodlestheGreat: Oh yeah, I remember that fire.
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terribleplan: Yeah, it was OVH's SBG
PharaohBender27: Strasbourg, aka the part of France that they and Germany have fought over a bit :p
garion99: ohhh i remember that
MegaDosX: Yeah that's a pretty gnarly fire
ZethRuss: that fire took down my minecraft server
SmithKurosaki: @bo_brinkman Someone making a DR cognisant decision? What?
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kilnfiendpotter: After the rat incident at google, I was very sad they didn't start hiring server cats
ewhac: If I had unlimited funds, I would back up my NAS to LTO tape. The drives are expensive, but the tapes are cheap.
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Oscelot: Happy Boxing Day everyone! ysbrydMereheart
TXC2: Drasvin lrrHEART
RockPusher: "stocking"
personification2: It's always weird to think about the fact that the internet actually does exist in meatspace, and that if something happens to a random building, a bunch of seemingly unrelated ethereal entities become no longer extant
TXC2: As is tradition
princess_intell: @Voidhawk42 happy birthday! PogChamp
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Leonhart321: As Is Tradition
princess_intell: a WHAT
DoodlestheGreat: We'll knit one!
Juliamon: Please imagine stocking
ninja_theory_ashrams: "as is tradition"
PharaohBender27: @personification2 That or if some underwater cables get cut, IIRC
TehAmelie: heh, i just noticed the boxing santa in the background
MegaDosX: I missed what Cam said
BrowneePoints: A stocking is just a receptacle for intended well wishing and kindness
mowdownjoe: AS IS TRADITION
personification2: stock the stocking
mtvcdm: Beej, what do you WEAR on your feet if that qualifies as a stocking
RockPusher: gabyLul
IviaRelle: I got a stocking big enough to hold an adult at Dollarama one year, it can be done!
asthanius: cubic stocking
Anubis169: imagine stocking, or a very large square foot
Snowcookies: as is tradition
JokerBoney: as is tradition - take our crap
ghost_waz: As is tradition
ani_laurel: @Drasvin Thanks for the gift sub!
princess_intell: oh "stocking" not "stalking" i was so worried
nickthecatbear: It's called BOXing Day, not Stocking Day. Duh!
mtvcdm: That's just a Mystery Box
Invitare: or indeed, ever
personification2: @personification2 Baby shark has always been the bane of the interwebs
Voidhawk42: Thanks guys. :) My wife made a cake, so I'm pretty festive :D
Anubis169: lol
DiscordianTokkan: lol
ND_Ericson: can we get a zoom? :)
MegaDosX: The very next day?
kaib35: Was it during boxing day that we learned that Cameron's mother thinks Honey Boo Boo is a delightful child because that was an echo for me forever.
princess_intell: I heard from yo mama recently, seemed like she was doing well
Ictanike: the car came back, the very next day
NewtyNewts: Regifting...
CobaltShuriken: double it and give it to the next person
Metric_Furlong: it's not the didn't want it, it's that they did unwant it Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: Whoever wins this thing needs to mail that car back to Ian.
princess_intell: regifting-by-request
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FITorion: nope
matthaus_c: Panty and Scantogo
Leonhart321: Well neither have we
Anubis169: Barcode Battler
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c benginBonk
Coloneljesus: 100 bucks says that will come back in mail time in 2 years
Leonhart321: @Anubis169 Oh, you had one of those too?
personification2: There wolf
TXC2: the car is a werewolf ?
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX is it horny to even mention Panty and Stocking benginLul
Oscelot: Ooo scrubbies
kilnfiendpotter: not swearwolves?
DemoDane: I thought it was fireman Sam from a distance LUL
Sarah_Serinde: All the things that Beej regifted last year
kaib35: The completely straight face "he's a werewolf".
odium_chlorite: can we put one of the Paul clones in the box, I'd like a chance to get me own Paul
SymphonicLolita: puffs FBtouchdown
SmithKurosaki: I need new puffs
BrowneePoints: As someone who is Mobility Limited Puffs on sticks are good
manfred909: tqsLOL tqsLOL
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c It is if you do it
Anubis169: Extreme showering!
DigitalSeahorse: microplastics!
RockPusher: Love a good puff-on-a-stick
kaib35: Also I think Beej thinks we smell chat
NewtyNewts: Puffing it
TheWriterAleph: it's puff's!
Dmc3628: could dual wield those puffs dark souls style
Critterbot: So many puffs!
ND_Ericson: here's our "you stink and should take a shower" set
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
whiskey_and_rye: all the puffs!
SymphonicLolita: I JUST DID THO
whenwearebothcats: wow
baskwalla: You can't make us!
TStodden: Puff Puff?
TXC2: "PuFFs is having a sale!"
MegaDosX: Are we being negged
Leonhart321: The Trouble with Tribbles
SoaringDragon42: I really want the puffs on sticks
odium_chlorite: rude
Laurence72: Do we get a copy of Ouwaffle's Autobiography?
PharaohBender27: Right, I remember there being so many shower gifts last Boxing Day
patbaer: how dare
Skudd: Puffs. Puffs. Puffs. Puffs. Puffs.
Getter404: Are we talking Puff-Puff in here? Alert Toriyama
Coloneljesus: Jones'
cidalfos: Puff puff pass
Drasvin: Very puffy
Cepsys: puff puff pass it to chat
electra310: Puffy
cattleprodlynn: I like the puff on a stick.
princess_intell: i think beej wants us to shower more
DigitalSeahorse: definitely not been used puffs
Creideiki_SE: Puff, the magic dragon?
RandomTrivia: "We have Jacob's Suitcase at home"
kusinohki: how many puffs are you on my dude?
Fistacles: beej being nice to pass after the puffs
Anubis169: soquettes
Anubis169: Bless you! lrrHORN
BrowneePoints: ah yes, Turkey and Mashed Potato Socks
princess_intell: puff puff pass?
ninja_theory_ashrams: I don't need to shower, because I watch while in the shower
Oscelot: @RandomTrivia That got me so good XD
Coloneljesus: six sox
DentedPockets: ASM *achoo*
Anubis169: It didn't catch the mic, all good
RockPusher: Better into chat than everyone there lrrHEART
letfireraindown: By all means I should change out my luufa again but I have to do so i guess
DoodlestheGreat: Ian....
Nigouki: I spent a day cleaning out the bathroom before Christmas and we already got too many still in packaging puffs and other body scrubbers
Metalupis: Ian!
personification2: Why is it always socks on Channukah? (The answer is that there is an expectation of gifts but nobody is actually going to get you a real gift every night for a week)
DigitalSeahorse: I see an Eveie
ND_Ericson: dang
DigitalSeahorse: GASP
jamesk902: Nothing succeds like Six Socks.
amative1: First year dbloon
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooh
cgwonder: oooh thats the year i have
jessicaengle: From the before tiems
Oscelot: Ooooooooh
DigitalSeahorse: is it the one Alex made?
hawktonguebaby: Are they the length of an American quarter, or a Canadan quarter?
TehAmelie: is it full size? :3
BlueChloroplast: hai chat!
matthaus_c: I can even evolve it into Vaporeon :>
SnackPak_: oh, it's an Eevee
princess_intell: thank you heather
Anubis169: that was a Lapras
ND_Ericson: I think that might have been digital bus 2020
Laurence72: The hardest to evolve Eevee!
MegaDosX: Time got weird in the last three years
Earthenone: its unknowable
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c benginBonk benginBonk
YawnLance: @matthaus_c benginWat
saberpilot: oh i would love that so much
elmyra23: 2021 was tyranitar
personification2: Time is a weird soup
elmyra23: 2020 was eevee
princess_intell: @ND_Ericson DigiBus?
ApoC7NL: that eevee is hot.
nickthecatbear: So your Eevee always has a friend
Leonhart321: Wait, that's some form of eldritch creature?
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
kusinohki: last year was pichu I think
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
RandomTrivia: Now we know!
Foxmar320: Can it evolve?
patbaer: those are fun sets (with great instructions)
BrowneePoints: spoilers!
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Foxmar320: LOL
TheWriterAleph: uwu
ND_Ericson: nickname in highschool, etc pp
Leonhart321: With looooong handle
MegaDosX: I mean.
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valravenapocalypse: Hey, I happened to remember the Boxing Day Stream (ok, I was reminded)
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oatway: long loooong handle
DiscordianTokkan: It... me? wait.
crono3453: Loooong loooong haaaaandle
personification2: Well, when you say it like that...
RockPusher: ♫ ~Looooooooooooong haaaaaandle ~♫
SmithKurosaki: Long, LONG, Haaaaaandlwwwww
Arclight_Dynamo: Playing cards: External use only
matthaus_c: I made a contract with the Body Sponge With Long Handle Devil
personification2: They cheat
Thane1607 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 45 months!
Thane1607: i finally caught a boxing day stream live
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MegaDosX: A what.
PharaohBender27: 🦉
ewhac: It's never too early to learn sleight of hand...
personification2: 2 year olds always cheat
mtvcdm: Graham sassed the owl
Leonhart321: The owl always knows. ALWAYS
Laurence72: What flavor Hot Pocket??
DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
personification2: the owl is WATCHING YOU
SandWhales1: ahhh im late for boxing day
asthanius: do NOT smoke it
RealGamerCow: maple sugar
elmyra23: read or the owl will eat you
personification2: Crystal M...aple syrup
asthanius: or do, I'm not your dad
nickthecatbear: It's for the body sponge with long handle
Shadowsoflife: is that an lego eevee?
RockPusher: Mmmm, delicious sugar
Coloneljesus: mix maple syrup and butter?
Sarah_Serinde: I have had in the past
Leonhart321: I have close to a 1400 day streak in Japanese because I fear the owl
BrowneePoints: Pure Maple Spread is just what you call a Canadian Centerfold
TehAmelie: you can spread it on anything (?)
DeviantHS: depending whose name is on the lease. one of you
Sarah_Serinde: It's spreadable maple syrup its' good
mtvcdm: You're still good!
hawktonguebaby: That's Crystal Light, right?
personification2: Stardate...
MegaDosX: I mean.
TheMadPunter: So how’s all this work? Big box o’ stuff...
RandomTrivia: It's antique!
Foxmar320: Im sure it's fine
DigitalSeahorse: I want the dbloon vicksyPls
princess_intell: i guarantee it was someone at duolingo who had to clear out X boxes of merch by Y date
ND_Ericson: I half expected graham to just rip that pack LUL
JadedCynic: Ian, sugar is a growth medium
DeviantHS: YEP Dong
Earthenone: make sure to label the pack before giving it away G :P
ND_Ericson: "oh hey, a pack" *rips pack open*
Dova_0: Some things have Expiration dates that don’t need them just to make the over cautious buy more
SymphonicLolita: dear product manufacturers, please for the love of god specify if it's the month or the year
personification2: You what on your desk?
Arclight_Dynamo: I believe best before dates in Canada *must* be DD/MM/YYYY. But the influence of cross-border bad date formats makes it unknowble.
hawktonguebaby: Honestly, I have maple cream sitting on my kitchen counter right now, but I'm in New England
princess_intell: f a n c y
TXC2: so Celebrations ?
DoodlestheGreat: The little square ones?
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
princess_intell: i hear they might make ok sleeves? idk
MegaDosX: Ooh
mtvcdm: Why is there a second box
BrowneePoints: My Friend has sthat Playmat!
PharaohBender27: A *second* box!? sparkl171Shocked
Foxmar320: woah Santa went hard
Oscelot: Schmancy!
MegaDosX: Neat!
BrowneePoints: They sell that as a playmat and it SLAPS
TheWanderingNomad: The Red Nose what now?
princess_intell: DUDE
DigitalSeahorse: another box! pegaFite_HF pegaFite_BW katesFight_BW katesFight_HF
personification2: Hard roll? Like, DC 20 or higher?
DaniellNaruta: i would take the empty book bok
DaniellNaruta: box*
asddsa28: i want the box tho lol
personification2: Send it to Boxnard
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Lysander_salamander: aw how nice
Oscelot: @DaniellNaruta same yo. book boxes are awesome
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crono3453: Ah, it's a hookblade. It's got two important parts, the hook and the blade
TheMerricat: @DaniellNaruta 100% would take the box if I were offered it :D
kindcryptid: very cute
Lysander_salamander: nice
Anubis169: 🐍
incslayer: do they say "i miss you or whatever"?
nickthecatbear: that's cute
Lysander_salamander: snek
yeknom352: cute
Drasvin: Snek card
PharaohBender27: braven10KNOT
princess_intell: @personification2 boxnard is a shill for USPS don't support
aWabbajack: zekeHI @Anubis169
jessicaengle: I choo choo choose you
Lysander_salamander: oh
NimrodXIV: lol
Foxmar320: lol
Anubis169: zekeLOVE aWabbajack
MegaDosX: Um, actually, his name is Grogu?
Foxmar320: Thats adorable
FPNY41: This is the way
MegaDosX: *pushes glasses up on nose*
Oecking: I do really want baby yoda cellphone holder
ND_Ericson: whyyyy do the hands obscure the screeen thoughhhhh?!
asthanius: That's Grogu's Monster
Coloneljesus: flat fuck friday?
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TheMerricat: @asthanius :D
Nuurgle: a dry Matt?
rubikdarkwill: Non-edible packing material
BrowneePoints: Beej can't have a Baby Yoda phone thing, cuz he's already skinned him for footwear
Anubis169: lol
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Foxmar320: LOL
princess_intell: i'm shocked heather didn't claim the baby yoda
DemoDane: LUL
Lysander_salamander: customize it to look like some other creature. Like a goblin or Yaddle, or some other Jim Henson beast.
SmithKurosaki: lol
kilnfiendpotter: Is it bad that I immediately think: "Oh, I can dry some baby bottles on that!"
SymphonicLolita: m o r e p u f f
Foxmar320: Puff!
personification2: @personification2 I love the Postal Service, and asking you to buy stamps to support a genuinely useful government agency that is severyly underfunded isn't shilling, even if I do dislike the cross polination with stamp collecting
Skudd: Puffs!
DigitalSeahorse: puffs!
kilnfiendpotter: EVERYTHING is in context of baby nowadays
DiscordianTokkan: lol
elmyra23: puffpocalypse
Thane1607: Puff
SnackPak_: why
TXC2: "the same devil'd puff"
princess_intell: what's that blue thing graham's holding? i think i might need to buy one
Anubis169: why is the brush brown?
ewhac: It's a bag of holding, but only for bath puffs.
whenwearebothcats: puff daddy
kindcryptid: Puff!
Foxmar320: So many puffs!
Blarbul: you can be so clean
MegaDosX: With all these puffs, where Jigglypuff?
iris_of_ether: :D
princess_intell: it's sitting on top of the box now
asthanius: Exfoliate
Dmc3628: arthur 2 puffs jackson
Skudd: Puffs! Puffs! Puffs!
Sarah_Serinde: LRR's Boxing Day giveaway is basically just "Beej gets rid of things he doesn't want" these days isn't it
mtvcdm: Heather stop asking about more puffs Beej has hammerspace
RandomTrivia: "And because it's christmas we're throwing in an additional puff at no extra cost!" lrrBEEJ
Dova_0: how many of your parents think y’all need more showers? lol
kilnfiendpotter: Oh dear lord why is everyone giving y'all puffs?
DigitalSeahorse: so many puffs! voxlunCarp
NimrodXIV: Beej's Mom, why so many puff
kaib35: Beej really thinks we need assistance with hygiene
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matthaus_c: @kilnfiendpotter Beej's mom is queen of the subtweet
princess_intell: they make 2-sided bath brushes????? i think i have to buy one
Coloneljesus: beej would be skinless
SmithKurosaki: Can confirm they do disassemble over time
PharaohBender27: Ian plz
Serifina: And now I'm properly on my pc
TheMerricat: OW
DigitalSeahorse: I think it's more the bacteria that gets trapped in it
jessicaengle: uhhhhh
SymphonicLolita: MAN
DoctorHutch: lrrFRUMP
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
ewhac: Well, YOU can just rock me to sleep tonight, Ian...
Foxmar320: MAN made lol
SnackPak_: man puff
wordmogul: Cams face is correct
BrowneePoints: I hate Men's bath advertising
NimrodXIV: HA
Skudd: Pouffe
asthanius: puuf
electra310: Owww
ani_laurel: the MANLIEST showers
NewtyNewts: Pouffe
fastlane250: poueff
iris_of_ether: MAN PUFF
personification2: Real "Don't Mess With Texas" energy
BrowneePoints: GUNMETAL GRAY
elmyra23: M A N P U F F
Natural_Ones_Only: puef
TXC2: so these would rip my skin clean off given the number of moles and skintags I have? :p
ND_Ericson: puff says trans rights
kaivex: Exfoliate away everything that is not MAN!
Thane1607: I'm a man, I definitely be better
LithelyUnshod: As someone with skin tags and who uses a shower puff, it's fine
ND_Ericson: become a (better) man
DigitalSeahorse: pewf
princess_intell: in bright effing pink
Hugh_Munculus: püff?
Coloneljesus: "Puff" means brothel in german
jessicaengle: Esploliating
kilnfiendpotter: THIS PUFF IS MADE OF WOLVES
TheHaCoFo: That is one parcel you have to open at customs even though it has a full manifest on the outside. 😂
personification2: My favorite anti-littering campaign
ShifuDaxiongmao: needs a spokesperson ad for the manmade stuff :D
drawnbinary: I just got here, what's happening lol
BrowneePoints: you can tell cuz it's a grey/black handle
SpacePotato01: do any of them have a tacticool rail?
Nuurgle: MAN MAID
princess_intell: what's that blue thing on top of the box?
SquareDotCube: It's Piff's!
kindcryptid: there are two puffs inside you...wait
cheezweazl: PrideHeartL amazonPumpkinWiggle PrideHeartR
DigitalSeahorse: xD
personification2: Can someone quotify that from Baaj?
TXC2: kilnfiendpotter it's made of Helicopters and LIGHTNING!
princess_intell: @SquareDotCube i think you mean it's PIFF'S
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh vicksyPoint
valravenapocalypse: House full of Man Maids
Mortimew: katesD
Coloneljesus: 15-in-1 body wash with gun flavor
Anubis169: laser targeted exfoliation
kilnfiendpotter: It should be made of kevlar
RandomTrivia: MATT HypeLUL
Echo__AJ: The green/grey one looks good, but I’m actively avoiding a “better man” as a personal goal for myself.
kilnfiendpotter: Puffy kevlar
TehAmelie: a pistol handle might even be comfortable
matthaus_c: can I get a puff with a flared base
JadedCynic: or an underslung flashlight
princess_intell: @valravenapocalypse CDHC prompt?
ReaperTitan152001: lrrFINE lrrHERE
Foxmar320: Going to get so clean
Hulyen: "children"
princess_intell: "like i said, up to your tonsils"
NimrodXIV: sure, "children"
Earthenone: children love puffs
SpacePotato01: gonna save of my smell until the washing tools arrive
BrowneePoints: Real talk folks, if you have people in your life that are Mobility Limited, Puffs on Sticks are a life saver
DiscordianTokkan: Simple and clean
RandomTrivia: @valravenapocalypse I'd watch that anime
Thane1607: need one with a flared end
SquareDotCube: silently exfoliate without alerting the guards
NewtyNewts: Make way for puffs
Dascylus: I must've missed the Scan2Go craze in the early 2010s LUL
princess_intell: what's that blue thing?
UrielAngelSpy: Lifetime supply of PUFF
kilnfiendpotter: How is masculinity so fragile that they need man puffs
Fistacles: is it an all-in-one puff deal? does 1 person get like all 20 of them?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck dbloon
Tevildo: is this all just a way for beej to clean his house?
matthaus_c: fellas is it gay to have children
PharaohBender27: Glurp!
DiscordianTokkan: Gluuuuurp
Getter404: G L U R P
CaptainChibale: I really want that evie x-x
SymphonicLolita: g l u r p
Anubis169: gluuuuuuuuuurp
RandomTrivia: Whooooo!
offbeatwitch: the year of glurp!
incredulouspasserby: Winning this is like when I won a giveaway at my LGS. It was 20 different Munchkin expansions. I don't play Munchkin.
Dmc3628: GLURP
ContingentCat: @matthaus_c very
SoaringDragon42: YAAAAAAAAAAY!
DarknessKingCoH: Right angle fore-grip for your puff
JadedCynic: oooo, 'dumb stuff from Beej's office' :D
cgwonder: yessss glurp!!!
Sarah_Serinde: Glurp is a great time :D
Ant__R: finally more!
lirazel64: Camo changing pad, for the win.
GrassVortex: G l u r p
FlushmasterCyclonis: GLURP!
SmithKurosaki: glurp!
djalternative: GLURP!!!
Foxmar320: GLURP
ani_laurel: Legit might buy glurp
Leonhart321: Slurp the Glurp
PharaohBender27: G-g-g-g-glurp!!!
Metric_Furlong: G L U R P
Shadowsoflife: did I miss the highlights?
underhill33: yeeeeaaaah
kindcryptid: so many fun words today
Serifina: So, having come in an hour late, what did I miss?
TheMadPunter: @kilnfiendpotter Yes.
jessicaengle: Gulp some glurp
Two_Hats: Egglurp?
RockPusher: Glurp - all natural and filling!
princess_intell: G L U R P
ContingentCat: @Shadowsoflife nope
lady_olynder: can glurp handle 8 people?
Tandtroll_OG: G L U R P
electra310: Gluuuurp
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Skudd: If you have time for glurp
BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter As a Queer Man, nothing pisses me off more than Men's Bath/Hygiene advertising. Jesus BALLS it's so sexist/fragile
ihlendrax: Merry Glurpmas…now with more Glurp!
Antimuffin: woo glurp!
Echo__AJ: Glurp!!!
Oscelot: Yesssssss Glurp \o/
TXC2: Serifina Audio issues :p
A_Catastrophic_Success: I got a hankerin' for some Glurp!
asthanius: QWOPlympics
mtvcdm: Glurp is made from 50% added ingredients, and 50% Glurp!
Serifina: All natural glurp?
princess_intell: Glurp: Drink More
Malkmaven1176: Glurp!!
NewtyNewts: Have we seen portions of the highlight reel already?
Thane1607: G L U R P
Metric_Furlong: Alex has never experienced G L U R P
vensers_lab_tech: Never drink glurp on an empty stomach
Sarah_Serinde: Serifina Chatting and troubleshooting mic issues
valravenapocalypse: @valravenapocalypse I want an update on that Tiktok about the guy who went paintballing with his friends in maid outfits
PharaohBender27: I remember that!
Serifina: @TXC2 Oh, good
personification2: Glurp is part of a complete slugfest
kusinohki: oh no, am I going to miss glurp?
princess_intell: will this stream go on vods?
Shadowsoflife: @ContingentCat Thanks
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BrowneePoints: Yep Ian had fire on set
elah806: oh Alex discovering glurp will be a DELIGHT
TXC2: princess_intell yes
ContingentCat: That's boxing day in a nutshell, sometimes there's pancakes, sometimes we don't feel like it
princess_intell: yay!
KaleidoscopeMind: i heard "easy to pick up" and see "glurp" and i'm like... but it's nearly impossible to pick things up in glurp
personification2: @kusinohki Don't worry, Glurp never miss
TXC2: it's GLURPIN time!
kilnfiendpotter: So my CPAP machine is a ResMed "For Her", and the one "For Him" is basically black and glossy and looks aerodynamic
ReaperTitan152001: Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!
Tevildo: Glurp, Glurp, Glurp
Leonhart321: I got a waffle maker this year so I'm making waffles at some point this week
MTBoot: I feel like Glurp is has some good Alex-Chaos energy, I think he'll love it
Coloneljesus: GAME LOUD
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: glurp!~
TheWriterAleph: glurp!
RockPusher: Glurp a little loud
BrowneePoints: Game about 40% too loud
BrowneePoints: thank you
RockPusher: There we go
Shadowsoflife: GLURP
ND_Ericson: oh they're playing live!! I merely expected a highlight reel
Sarah_Serinde: princess_intell Very nearly every stream does, yes. This vod is already available on Twitch and it'll go up on YouTube later
jessicaengle: jlrrCooltunes
Earthenone: ~lastglurp
BlueChloroplast: ooh wiiiide camera
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Glurp streams were SOOOO good! I missed them a lot!
Anubis169: 🎶
TehAmelie: glurp can be a spectator sport!
ArcLightningCanuck: GLURP!
princess_intell: how many times has Ian set things on fire on camera? i know he's a very safe person, but sometimes accidents happen.
TXC2: glurp? glurp? you up for glurp?
Anubis169: uhh... rustle mic
FITorion: chhhhh
Tandtroll_OG: This is the first glurp stream I can watch in real time =D
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter *facepalm* What the heck ResMed.
SymphonicLolita: mawp
Arclight_Dynamo: Mic sounds are happening.
Sarah_Serinde: Someone's mic is rubbing or dying again
NimrodXIV: hot mic, Alex?
Serifina: glurplegurlple
personification2: In for a Glurp in for a Plurnk
TXC2: oh no Glurp brought bees!
Amras0x00: DJ glurp
TheMerricat: is the mawp back for anyone else?
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, I hear traffic?
lirazel64: Rustling muc.
Getter404: Road noises
Metric_Furlong: mic is rustling
matthaus_c: rustle mic sound like the lead up to a death grips song
MehallD: We have outside noises
personification2: Synchronized Glurp?
lirazel64: mic
FITorion: chhh shhh
RockPusher: I think Alex mic still hot
JadedCynic: so they watched the highlight reel earlier? I had a nap and missed like the first 45min
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Mawp
Anubis169: street music
RocknGrohlNerd: love the wide view of the crew
Laurence72: That is traffic
SymphonicLolita: mic 5!
Aenir798: Mic 5
RandomTrivia: The bees are still here
Coloneljesus: is this a bit?
Arclight_Dynamo: And... a hall full of people?
Leonhart321: Oh and I *just* noticed the gift sub, thanks pharaoh
amative1: Someone took their mic outside?
Ritaspirithntr: Did…..did someone leave the Moonbase?
Tikosh_: Is that.. singing?
SmithKurosaki: Hot Alex Mic
ND_Ericson: alex coming live from the parking lot
princess_intell: mawp
Dreadelicious: where the heck is this mic going
Getter404: Poutine!
TStodden: Glurp is like 25% Glop, 25% Gloop, 25% Burp, 25% Slurp & 25% monosodium glutamate
MTBoot: I hear...either singing or OMINOUS CHANTING?
wastetalent: haha
NimrodXIV: got it
matthaus_c: poutine!
personification2: Did we teleport to a ghost pub?
Metric_Furlong: Alex is ordering lunch
Anubis169: got it
SymphonicLolita: poutine confirmed LUL
Laogeodritt: Glurp! \o/
PharaohBender27: @Leonhart321 No problem! :)
DigitalSeahorse: got it
WarKr0: poutine
valravenapocalypse: @BrowneePoints I hate the whole gendered products thing, but as a gothy femmeby, it's nice to be able to get hygeine products in black and silver
SmithKurosaki: Poutine w/ Hot Sauce?
Snowcookies: bees
FlushmasterCyclonis: Does Glurp have an online mode yet? Because I lack the posse of friends to meet up in person but would love to play it with the folks that live in my computer
kaib35: The range on Alex's mic is incredible
SnackPak_: impressive
TXC2: that mic got RANGE!
iris_of_ether: Hahaha, poutine no hot sauce
FITorion: with hot sause
Dreadelicious: amazing
personification2: @TXC2 He specified no hot sauce though
manfred909: tqsLOL
Oscelot: Holy heck, that range is amazing
Coloneljesus: u guys still ordering by phonecall?
DiscordianTokkan: Realtime Poutine Coordinates
Tevildo: !findquote glurp
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I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @coloneljesus the apps usually take a cut, some restaurants are cheaper if you call
TXC2: Coloneljesus some people like the personal touch of a person's voice
RandomTrivia: OOOOOOOH
SymphonicLolita: the one place we ordered by phone closed
personification2: As an American, poutine makes me mad because unhealthy food is our thing and you're STILL beating us at it!
ND_Ericson: yeah, I actually DO have a problem with phone calls, thank you for asking :p
Tevildo: !findquote sports
LRRbot: Quote #8177: "Everyone loves an underdog, and a sports injury." —Cori [2022-08-20]
Natural_Ones_Only: Y'all still writing checks?
Arclight_Dynamo: Chip and PIN dunk.
EvilBadman: Wardriving your mic frequencies
Coloneljesus: @TXC2 @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo fair
JadedCynic: getting the impression of the card, Beej? :D
DaxStrife: Fair; pennies suck.
Paranundrox: Ian's right
Dmc3628: Ian speaking truth
DigitalSeahorse: we had a landline once that picked up radio from somewhere somehow
asthanius: Get rid of your monarch first
cmdrelk: Man bus pennies
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'd rather have more of that money go to the restaurant when I can, the delivery sites aren't great for that
SnackPak_: thank god
xantos69: You can not make me
BrowneePoints: Ian, we'll get rid of Pennies whenever there's a UNIFIED SALES TAX
Ictanike: disco fries?
Anubis169: somebody out there is DEFINITELY bonkers enough to spend the money to get a car onto Victoria, and go Wardriving
red_shoes_jeff: Obligatory "Do you guys not have phones?"
Getter404: You Must Go To Jersey
Koios7: succinHead
amative1: Please do not go to Jersey
Sibwow: wheeler loves jersey
incredulouspasserby: thank god
dapper_giraffe: fat sandwich?
Oscelot: We're tryiiiiiiiing to get rid of our pennies. ;_;
FlushmasterCyclonis: Everything in Jerset is unhealthy
Metric_Furlong: they cannot make you go to jersey
Leonhart321: I'm with Heather on this, mainly because I've almost been rum down by Ubereats and Doordash drivers too many times now
Darleysam: Jersey or New Jersey?
kaib35: Seattle has a variety of bad poutine
MehallD: "Unhealthy food is our thing" I'm sorry, in Scotland we will batter and deep fry your pizza.
BrowneePoints: That's from Australia
PixelArtDragon: What if I was born there?
elah806: There's good poutine in Buffalo NY
Oscelot: That kigu is adorable Matt
NewtyNewts: Fair point
PharaohBender27: @personification2 Look, the US doesn't need to be #1 at EVERYTHING :p
mtvcdm: I don't doordash either or anything of the sort. If I can't go through your restaurant's website directly, or your physical building, I ain't ordering.
Ictanike: ask for "disco fries"
virre_: we have fries on Pizza...
Metric_Furlong: Darleysam yes
Manae: I was raised loving gravy fries, but the local deli didn't have a "also with cheese curds" version
Caffine1138: I'm sure I can find Poutine in NYC
Nuurgle: Garbage Plate is Rochester, NY
Getter404: I thought the Garbage Plate was northern New York? Like Rochester.
Mythdom: Excuse me Rochester is the home of the garbage plate
LidofLoathing: garbage plates are also in Rochester
Arclight_Dynamo: Donair platter is the closest you can get to a Halal snack pack in Canada.
MWGNZ: hsp 4 lyfe
ContingentCat: Poutine not being more popular in the US confuses me so much, you'd think something so basic and so unhealthy would be entirely your thing
KaleidoscopeMind: we've had garbage plates up upstate NY
ani_laurel: @mtvcdm same
FuzBubbles: Rochester, NY is the garbage plate home.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: WOAH HEY IM FROM JERSEY
f_tan_theta: how dare you, Rochester New York is the birthplace of the garbage plate
kilnfiendpotter: Please DO NOT go to Jersey. But if you do, you can grab many unhealthy things at a diner
Rob_Racoon: HSP rulz ok
DiscordianTokkan: Shawarma can be beef too
ewhac: Well, if you want to travel to NYC, flying into EWR is a good way to go, which is in Jersey...
Anubis169: ContingentCat: it's the name i think
BrowneePoints: Chili Sauce, Garlic Sauce or Cheese
valravenapocalypse: Garbage Plates are basically perfect goblin food, and amazing
Laogeodritt: DoorDash/Skip etc. is random contracted delivery people, whereas a bunch of the restaurants I order from regularly who have their own delivery staff are way faster, AND I know them so it's all-around a better experience. (And there's less delivery fees!)
Simriel: @MehallD We make pizza specificallt FOR deep frying
incredulouspasserby: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo I'm so sorry
nickthecatbear: I lived in New Jersey a while. Place called Hoagie Haven had my favorite sandwich: giant sub with chicken strips, fries, mozz sticks, hot sauce, ketchup, and mayonnaise
kilnfiendpotter: I mean, isn't Scotland on top of the heap with their deep fried candy bars?
public_key_reveal_party: woah I am from Rochester and we made the garbage plate, it is the only thing we do well
personification2: @personification2 We do, actually, we insist we are, and we are actually #1 at nothing but gun deaths
JadedCynic: yeah, nova scotia just does donair plates
Thane1607: HSP is life 🇦🇺
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: have you heard of the Rutgers delicacy called the Fat San
matthaus_c: live fast eat trash
amative1: Just start, Alex can drop in later
TStodden: Poutine is just hiding in the US as "Gravy Fries w/ Cheese"
Angelic_Bovines: you get a choice of sauces
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: *Fat Sandwich
ThankYouUro: Excuse me, My Kitchen is the home of the Garbage Plate
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter Southern Deep Fried Butter tho
mowdownjoe: What did NJ do to you, Graham? 😮‍💨 (Is from NJ)
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ContingentCat: @Anubis169 right America's weakness, other languages
HeraldBFC: @public_key_reveal_party Legitimately on my list of reasons to go back to Rochester.
Getter404: New Jersey does have "Disco Fries" though, don't they?
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Ottawa, too. Though shawarma is the big thing here over donair.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @nickthecatbear that's a fat Sandwich by another name
NonUniqueGuy: AMerican food is also stolen from someone else
DigitalSeahorse: an hour and a half in, good time for a break
minifootwear: I've seen a poutine food truck in Tennessee
PixelArtDragon: Wow, there are a lot more of us from New Jersey than I thought
Anubis169: kilnfiendpotter: That's not as common as you'd think. Scotland doesn't like doing it 'cause the mars bar screws up the battering machine.
serramarkov: My food is from my kitchen!
damn_i_am_pretty: Canada can have Poutine, we Americans get to have so much we've stolen
Cptasparagus: no you can add people mid game
TXC2: most American food is German by origen
SmithKurosaki: @Arclight_Dynamo From what I can gather, it's the same or a different of sauce
DigitalSeahorse: brb
RocknGrohlNerd: thank G, so I dont have to go to Jersey, it is long way away from the czech republic LUL
SnackPak_: gloorp
incredulouspasserby: I mean I'm from Chicago and will fight to the death that Chicago deep dish pizza is good pizza.
TXC2: *origin
Travilogue: Can always just quit/restart if necessary
nickthecatbear: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo it was called the Phat Lady
Leonhart321: Look Okinomiyaki is the best "fast food" and I will die on this hill
mtvcdm: As always, event #1 is unsponsored.
Anubis169: incredulouspasserby: Yeah but Chicago Pizza isnt' pizza, it's a cake
EvilGenius_9: NJ is in fact the greatest state any negative feedback will be noted in our states collective grudge book
Anubis169 runs away
VorlonScout: Also an American -- We've just started making our own poutine. But it has to be cheese curds, not just cheese, that's the line.
personification2: The only food that originated in the US is food that we have named after other places (see many items of Chinese food, lots of stuff labeled Mexican food, and, I think, French Fries)
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: they straight up stole that from RU Hungry at New Brunswick, name and everything
Arclight_Dynamo: @SmithKurosaki I'm *pretty* sure "sweet sauce" in Ottawa is "donair sauce" out east.
valravenapocalypse: @incredulouspasserby Deep dish "pizza" is not pizza, it's a caserole
Dmc3628: man Glurp has had so much QoL since we last saw it
Oscelot: @VorlonScout Squeaky cheese ftw
BrowneePoints: 100% correct Cam
kilnfiendpotter: Yep, it's all diaspora food.
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 it's a 'pie' style italian casserole
Arclight_Dynamo: Burritos are *all* diaspora food. Invented in San Diego.
SmithKurosaki: @Arclight_Dynamo Yea. There's a Garlic sauce for Shawarma here that people just call white sauce
BrowneePoints: most American food is immigrants doing the best they can with new markets and ingredients
TStodden: The one place I ate at for my Birthday has a poutine with a "Wine Reduction sauce".
BrowneePoints: and it's birthed a wonderful food culture
kilnfiendpotter: I do miss MIssion burritos so much.
vensers_lab_tech: Native food shows up in a bunch of places too, at least in the West half
Anubis169: Ian, did you hear the guy that invented Chicken Tikka Masala died?
SymphonicLolita: chinese-american food is still valid!!
public_key_reveal_party: oh yeah, any good food in America pretty much is diaspora food
Anubis169: lrrAWW
ani_laurel: Calgary invented Ginger Beef, so yeah
Foxmar320: Ball frand!
jessicaengle: The music and the sound effects in this game are *chef's kiss*
Tevildo: !quote gibb
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JadedCynic: good job with 7 graham!
Arclight_Dynamo: @SmithKurosaki Ah! We just call it "garlic sauce." It's all toum. :D
vrulg: I like telling Chinese people from outside of Canada about chicken balls.
Jogela: Lucky number sleven
ContingentCat: @Leonhart321 okinomiyaki is so good but it's hard to compete with fries cheese and gravy
Oscelot: @public_key_reveal_party or Mexican food
Arclight_Dynamo: I will *die* on the hill that diaspora cuisine is valid.
public_key_reveal_party: @oscelot good point
BrowneePoints: Diaspora cuisine IS valid
TheAinMAP: mattlrBalls
TheMerricat: I just noticed the superwide crew shot chat... I know I shouldn't be impressed since it's just cropping of a normal shot but still I think it's super cool :D
Darleysam: anyone wanting to play this with your friends and family this holiday, it is currently 90% off on Steam. It is 79p.
incredulouspasserby: (The secret is, I fight to the death about deep dish pizza being pizza because of Chicago pride - I'm of the opinion it's pizza because I think it's funny and no other reason)
FacelessManAboutTown: Wow, Ian is gaming gc7Skills
JadedCynic: but there totally IS strategy: 1) flail
SmithKurosaki: @Arclight_Dynamo I suspect 'White Sauce' is a particularily Hamilton thing
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: is cam still a bit quiet or is it just me?
matthaus_c: two mobile sausages
BrowneePoints: Like, Nachos which we think of as "peak white people mexican food" was invented by a mexican cook(for affluent white tourists) but still
JadedCynic: CONCEPT
Anubis169: 10, nice score!
TStodden wonders if there's any secret Glurp clubs in progress on Steam...
laikagoat: i finally played this the other week with my family, i greatly underestimated how wild the controls are
TXC2: Arclight_Dynamo Diaspora's tend to preserve food that the mainland losses/changes
personification2: Did you know that Häagen-Dazs is a meaningless series of letters. It was made by a New Yorker who liked Denmark so named their ice cream company something that sounded vaguely Danish, but it can't be actual Danish because Danish has no umlauts over "a"s
Oscelot: I'm off for a little to grab breakfast. Have fun y'all <3
Anubis169: incredulouspasserby: for the record, I don't consider it a proper pizza, but I'll eat it because deep dish is AWESOME
Shadowsoflife: o/ ysbrydMod
Arclight_Dynamo: @TXC2 Absolutely! And not just food - other cultural things. Scottish fiddle music had to be reconstructed from what continued to exist in Nova Scotia.
Anubis169: manAWW
TXC2: so long Oscelot have fun
superherofae: Glurp!
RockPusher: Go HeAtHeR? !
SkylerRingtail: Hey chat, is there a schedule for today's festivities posted anywhere?
Oscelot: @Shadowsoflife @TXC2 ysbrydMereheart
Anubis169: SkylerRingtail: you're in it!
SmithKurosaki: I kind of want shawarma poutine, but I'm moslty hungry because there is impending HAM
TheMerricat: @SkylerRingtail I think they are mostly freeforming it.
Sarah_Serinde: SkylerRingtail Not as far as I'm aware no
Anubis169: it's a chillout :D
PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail Not that I know of
TXC2: SkylerRingtail none that I know of
SkylerRingtail: Alright, thanks all!
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure they have a general internal schedule
Sarah_Serinde: It's probably flexible
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Anubis169: WudenHed: Nice 👌
Leonhart321: That has a big "We'll put this on the fridge" tone to it
Makhiel: Glurp!
incredulouspasserby: @Anubis169 i got a large deep dish pizza recently and it fed me for 3 days, lunch and dinner. Every bite was extremely tasty. It's a good time.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde It's Boxing Day. Rigid schedules are antithetical to the entire premise of the day.
corefluxx: glurrrrrp
Sarah_Serinde: @Arclight_Dynamo Sounds correct to me
BrowneePoints: I mean, heck, most of what we know of as "southern cuisines" comes from the Preservation and Salvaging of West African food culture by Black Americans
RockPusher: """schedule"""
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Graham :D
SmithKurosaki: Crokinole?
Arclight_Dynamo: Highliiiiiights!
SmithKurosaki: YAS
Anubis169: Well done Beej!
damn_i_am_pretty: boxing day should require some lazy
NightValien28: schedules are big grass propaganda
Sibwow: theres some nole to be kroked
matthaus_c: nole nole nole nole
Foxmar320: ohhh highlights!
TehAmelie: the highest of lights
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Laogeodritt meows at smithkurosaki
whenwearebothcats: yay
Simriel: yaaaaay
TXC2: as is tradition
Leonhart321: Awww, timezones mean I'll miss the 'nole
SmithKurosaki pats lao
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, whuddup Lao.
NewtyNewts: The snackbox this year is replaced with Glurp.
personification2: Croak those gnolls!
TXC2: lets go PAUL!
Nubrain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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ewhac: That Crokinole table remains absolutely beautiful.
Simriel: I fuckin love Crokinole and I have no idea why
MTBoot: and I shall watch Kroakinole, As is my right
personification2: Longtime lurker first time GLURPer
PharaohBender27: AND THIS IS WHY I'M PAUL
BrowneePoints: Paul! Paul! Let it all....AUL
lady_olynder: that crokinole board was a good office spend at that charity auction
Arclight_Dynamo: I was *just* looking at the crokinole table that Lee Valley sells...
Plasterboard: And Cam is in the house, so he won't be waiting to be picked up :)
TehAmelie: knowing how to play might give an advantage, but really every match you basically have to figure out how your limbs work from scratch. . .
Laurence72: SHAUN!
Sarah_Serinde: Yay PAUL!
Laogeodritt meows at arclight_dynamo
SnackPak_: yay PAUL!
personification2: @PharaohBender27 But the Walrus was Paul
Arclight_Dynamo: They also sell a Tock set which I'm eyeing.
PharaohBender27: @Plasterboard tqsLOL
TXC2: that Crokinole board has EASILY paid it's self off
JadedCynic: I'm here for PAUL!
TXC2: *itself
princess_intell: so is this just multiplayer QWOP?
BrowneePoints: Wow that sounded like my hiccups
Echo__AJ: So Paul’s character is a musical personified
PharaohBender27: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 154 (new subscribers: 46, returning subscribers: 108, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 3150, new followers: 5
Rekcus: Any plan to play some Monikers?
JadedCynic: gesundheit, yeah
BrowneePoints: that's 100% how I Hiccup
amative1: It's an emergency pressure RELEASE
RockPusher: Beej transforming into Sailor Bidness
Drathak: release the pressure valve!
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 I dunno about easily, I think it was pretty expensive and it doesn't come out often :D (definitely worth it though, it's gorgeous)
Foxmar320: Glitterbeard
KaleidoscopeMind: ornamental beard
matthaus_c: ressignify the beard
tsp397 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
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BrowneePoints: D&D monster, a Yule Troll, complete with Fruitcake Beard
nweasel: They're based on Yogscasts' Jingle Jam charity event.
Critterbot: Oh Jingle Jam, this stuff is from the YogsCast.
Sarah_Serinde: Yes it is
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde oh indeed gorgeous
mtvcdm: As a reminder, Drink More Glurp available on Steam for 99 cents USD as part of the Steam Winter Sale.
matthaus_c: yeah, the Yogscast published this
SnackPak_: E G G
SmithKurosaki: thx mtv
KaleidoscopeMind: not last!
JadedCynic: WOW
Foxmar320: Beat Graham thats all that matters :P
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Getter404: Much like Nelly: First time!
TehAmelie: that's probably about 1 cent per sport, if you count every mutator individually
62MGcobra: pew pew
SnackPak_: it's Paul's first time
ani_laurel: roasted
RockPusher: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
TheAinMAP: Not last!
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: That roasted Graham more than Paul :D
personification2: 8 is good for a beginner, 5 is good for an experienced player
josh___something: Was that more of a dig at Graham, or Paul?
Sarah_Serinde: josh___something Yes
LordChrusher is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 9 in the channel!
LordChrusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to ImmutableMan!
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RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TXC2: LordChrusher lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Alien cows!
Shadowsoflife: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TehAmelie: brownian motion was essential in inventing the infinite improbability drive, you know
mtvcdm: @TehAmelie The number of different combos of sport, specific course layout and mutator can get into the thousands.
personification2: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
hawktonguebaby: Ian's famous Drunk Walk
xenolithic__ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
xenolithic__: love me some crok's and nole's
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ewhac: Chuck Tingle's doing games now?
nickthecatbear: Sure was weird
josh___something: @Sarah_Serinde Thank you for clarifying
TehAmelie: right, different courses too
TXC2: when you think about it, what even is a "normal" Christmas?
SquareDotCube: yeah there was some obvious implications about the alien-headed cows
Nuurgle: 6? You Tried
mowdownjoe: Matt playfr3No playfr3No
personification2: No hot sauce
RandomTrivia: @princess_intell Probably what Matt said as well :D
mtvcdm: Time for the fruit dig
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Tikosh_: Alex, how is the poutine?
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Pteraspidomorphi: Has this always been fruit?
CommiePuddin: diggie diggie hole!
Foxmar320: Boom!
DiscordianTokkan: Not from the sky
TXC2: !addquote (Beej) [now] It's mine to lose, and boy am I gonna.
LRRbot: New quote #8407: "It's mine to lose, and boy am I gonna." —Beej [2022-12-26]
princess_intell: @TXC2 one where i am woken up too early and eat so much chocolate i get a stomach ache
lady_olynder: everytime the couch says "this might be helpful" it isn't
mtvcdm: It's hot sauce, after all.
tsp397: This does not seem helpful
Metric_Furlong: bath bombs are the ones that fall from the sky
princess_intell: that couch is way bigger than i thought if it can seat five adults
TheAinMAP: sergeScience jlrrCreeper
SquareDotCube: the grapes, that's gonna make things intersting
Ant__R: they shoot out the bottom of the body
mtvcdm: Just have to break the plane of the goal line.
SnackPak_: was that a Wu-tang quote from Ian?
SmithKurosaki: @princess_intell Tis a lorge sectional
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell I think it's two couches side-by-side?
Sarah_Serinde: Theoretically
sith_marmalade: i assume so
RockPusher: "figure out"
RandomTrivia: Hey, the Tingle game had a Ketchup mechanic too! lrrBEEJ
princess_intell: "Glurp Themed Bath Bombs" sounds like a collab Colourpop would do for spring
Sarah_Serinde: @princess_intell It's a corner couch
mtvcdm: Is this a man's romance?
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell Ah
Bartlett96 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
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PharaohBender27: :O
SnackPak_: F
YeetTheRich_: weeeee
MegaDosX: y e e t
Foxmar320: LOL
mtvcdm: !clip
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TXC2: :D
RockPusher: gabyLul
SuperPenguinWizard subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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SmithKurosaki: F
nickthecatbear: Bold move. Let's see if it pays off
GrassVortex: True Glurp! LUL
princess_intell: for some reason i thought it was smaller. chalk it up to cameras being weird i guess
TheAinMAP: benginOh benginNo
MegaDosX: I'd rather not Matt
Echo__AJ: He’s actively glurping!
kilnfiendpotter: He dug too greedily and too deep!
Dmc3628: the first of many DNF
Foxmar320: First DNF of the stream
iris_of_ether: tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS
princess_intell: this game was tailor-made to be streamed, and that's a compliment
BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter Khazad-Du...rian
Noy2222: D-N-F! D-N-F! D-N-F!
princess_intell: does this control like QWOP?
TXC2: are the bomb farts random ?
princess_intell: it looks like it does
Foxmar320: Almosty
kilnfiendpotter: This game really makes me crave Trix
mtvcdm: The fruit making a goal line stand
BrowneePoints: wait...Bara-Durian and Khazad-Drupe. The joke was right there
TXC2: QWOP-esque
Fistacles: it is a QWOPlike
princess_intell: @kilnfiendpotter silly @kilnfiendpotter trix are for kids!
Sarah_Serinde: Noooo
Foxmar320: Sick air!
KaleidoscopeMind: soooo close
Pteraspidomorphi: You were so close so many timesa
RockPusher: The heartbreaker
Noy2222: D-N-F! D-N-F! D-N-F!
kilnfiendpotter: @kilnfiendpotter I'm carrying a kid! So that counts!
mtvcdm: Heather stopped at the 1
Drathak: 2/10 these graphics are totally unrealistic
princess_intell: i'd like to see LRR's minutes-per-hour clipped for QWOP versus other games
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Foxmar320: :D
mtvcdm: Wheeeee!
kamelion84: lol
Anubis169: TURBO BOOST!!
DiscordianTokkan: Nyoooom
TXC2: princess_intell I don't think LRR has ever streamed QWOP
MegaDosX: I believe I can fly
CmdrShaye: Yeetus
Foxmar320: Paul going to space
Dmc3628: praise yeetus
princess_intell: I said QWOP, i meant glurp.
RockPusher: Did your arse ever just explode so hard you went to space?
princess_intell: words are hard
TXC2: princess_intell indeed they are
manfred909: tqsLOL tqsLOL tqsLOL tqsLOL tqsLOL
Our_oBoros: Hey, good to see Paul's here to pick up Wheeler's Glurp-mantle :D
princess_intell: LUL
Didero: Y'ever create your own minefield while climbing through a mountain of giant fruit?
mtvcdm: Welcome to Drink More Glurp: come in with a plan, plan fails, flail
PharaohBender27: Is lrrBEEEJ just going to win by default?
BrowneePoints: a couple more seconds and paul would've had it
Pteraspidomorphi: Why not just... eat the oranges?
TehAmelie: it's kind of like a bobbing for fruit simulator, but you have legs for teeth
MegaDosX: Stephen Bradbury!
manfred909: Speed Skating
Sarah_Serinde: Ian
PharaohBender27: Ian no!
mtvcdm: Stephen Bradbury
Sarah_Serinde: No
princess_intell: why does the watermelon, the largest of the fruits, not simply eat the others?
MegaDosX: Wait, Steven not Stephen
Fistacles: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
Critterbot: Wooow!
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
Plasterboard: Clap
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Anubis169: toed the line!
ArcLightningCanuck: Wow!
Plasterboard: Very nice
JadedCynic: WHOA
TheAinMAP: benginTD
BrowneePoints: There needs to be a round at the olympics where normal people compete just to give a baseline for reference
Malkmaven1176: Yay
josh___something: Halved Beej's time!
Dmc3628: excellent technique there from G money
oatway: 15s is very good for a beginner
Malkmaven1176: FBtouchdown
personification2: @princess_intell Watermellons are filter feeders
TXC2: BrowneePoints and I would be more then happy to be that person
LordZarano: Oh yeah, this game is only €0.88 / C$1.12 / £0.79 / US$0.99 / 7.20 Norwegian Kroner. It's an absolute bargain
FurbyBreath subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months, currently on a 73 month streak!
FurbyBreath: lrrSHINE
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, FurbyBreath! (Today's storm count: 160)
SmithKurosaki: C1.25 actually
lightfut: 👏👏👏
BrowneePoints: @TXC2 and not like outliers like me(very large) but like reasonably fit but untrained people
SmithKurosaki: *shakes fost*
mtvcdm: Elizabeth Swaney
nickthecatbear: "controls"
TXC2: BrowneePoints you'll watch me run 5k in 30 mins, and then everyone else do it literally twice as fast :p
Master_Gunner: She may have made it to the Olympics on a technicality, but she's still *wayyyyy* better than me.
ArcLightningCanuck: This game always makes me laugh!
mtvcdm: Swaney represented Hungary
Leonhart321: So about the people in last having an advantage in seeing how the game works...
JadedCynic: they're 'legs' because they're longer, but they have 'hands' to grip
BrowneePoints: ALX is Alex's Shadowrun Character
mtvcdm: Like, doesn't Hungary have at least *access* to mountains?
Stormgod519: Happy Boxmas everyone!!! Luv to see some more glurpin
bubbl3bubbl3: glrrp
BrowneePoints: I do the same thing with my xbox and switch controllers all the time Alex
Sarah_Serinde: @JadedCynic They have legs, they're just very stubby and useless
Earthenone: ahh the forge, Le Forge in canada
TXC2: "ALX trended up 6 points today..."
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeee
DigitalSeahorse: AL-X
mtvcdm: It's a hot sauce
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic yeah, 99.9% of the time - very occasionally the stubby legs DO become useful :D
SymphonicLolita: LUL
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
BrowneePoints: but they believe the sponsors affect the events because of lack of context
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
TXC2: does it?
RandomTrivia: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy
valravenapocalypse: So Bombs Away is a hot sauce brand, right?
Laogeodritt: I love this game so much XD
VorlonScout: So, does Watch+Play experience with terrible controls help?
mtvcdm: The aliens believe that the sponsors are the most important part of sports.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
SmithKurosaki: GG
vhaelus: That poutine is going straight through alex
JadedCynic: YAY!
Stormgod519: clutch!
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
MsMollieMac subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
MsMollieMac: happy birthday Mao
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MsMollieMac! (Today's storm count: 161)
KaleidoscopeMind: YEAH
Juliamon: Just under the wire!
Anubis169: YEAH!!!
Plasterboard: buzzer beater!
Shadowsoflife: FBtouchdown
TXC2: still 3rd!
GrassVortex: 👏
amative1: got there!
matthaus_c: DF benginTD
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
oatway: I make stink therefore I am
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
ArcLightningCanuck: Well done, Alex!
TheAinMAP: benginTD
TehAmelie: count it!
Anubis169: made of win and awesombe
josh___something: Gamer
koodooman: FBtouchdown
SandWhales1: GLURP oh God I'm late for GLURP
BrowneePoints: oh NO
Stormgod519 is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 153 in the channel!
Drathak: benginTD FBtouchdown
Stormgod519 gifted a Tier 1 sub to superherofae!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gift, Stormgod519! Welcome to superherofae! (Today's storm count: 162)
Anubis169: awesome*
TXC2: Stormgod519 lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: PrideBalloons
mtvcdm: THIS WAY
Stormgod519: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Sarah_Serinde: SandWhales1 Well they've only played 2 rounds of it so far so there's plenty more to come :)
laikagoat gifted a Tier 1 sub to ArcLightningCanuck! They have given 229 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ArcLightningCanuck! (Today's storm count: 163)
BrowneePoints: but you did because you love them
Shadowsoflife: lrrHEART
InkyGhoast: been is full of good sportsmanship
mtvcdm: You hang on until you hit the ground.
Stormgod519: f
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
mtvcdm: The ground makes you let go.
MegaDosX: "This goes here."
BrowneePoints: yea it seems weighted like a medicine ball
Stormgod519: xmistaFinchat xmistaFinchat
adambomb625: Have they done that game with the pucks and wooden circular board? I forget the name
BrowneePoints: no
Sarah_Serinde: adambomb625 Crokinole, and that's later :)
InkyGhoast: Ian pls
ArcLightningCanuck: @laikagoat Thanks for the gift sub!
BrowneePoints: those are your Raccoon Boobs, also called Ritties
Stormgod519: MATT!
kamelion84: lol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
mtvcdm: HOW
DigitalSeahorse: oh no
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
KaleidoscopeMind: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip
Koios7: succinHead
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
SquareDotCube: dwarves probably
TXC2: oh dear
nickthecatbear: wrekt
koodooman: LUL
Fruan: Amazing!
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
ani_laurel: lmo
mtvcdm: !clip
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Juliamon: Hadn't seen that one before!
Stormgod519: xmistaFinchat xmistaFinchat xmistaFinchat
SquareDotCube: wow
Shadowsoflife: wow
Vanbael: how!
lightfut: how?!
Dmc3628: damn
JadedCynic: yeah, NINE meters is bad, G ;)
laikagoat: zoeyPro zoeyPro zoeyPro
Rob_Racoon: I what?
amative1: Graham's not last! Graham's not last!
niccus: i didn't know that was possible
InkyGhoast: amazing
BusTed: rayfkWelp
MehallD: I fucking love this game
Sarah_Serinde: Feel better about yours now Graham? :D
Malkmaven1176: Oh dear
ANeMzero: A new record! Not a good one, but a new one at least.
Calyte: Helooo- HIGHLIGHT!
laikagoat: @ArcLightningCanuck fionLove lrrSHINE
ani_laurel: well thats in the highlight reel
GammaHuman: what game is this?
Paranundrox: behind even the starting point
Leonhart321: Can we add that to the year end highlight reel?
Lysander_salamander: somehow negative counts as more distance
TXC2: GammaHuman drink more glurp
gizmofreak1: i dididn't thithink tthat ccould happen
mtvcdm: I guess it hit the play area and then never hit anywhere else in the play area.
hawktonguebaby: The highlight reel this year will be performed live
Sarah_Serinde: Leonhart321 Maybe next year's
Mazrae: forgot about the stream today
PharaohBender27: @Leonhart321 It would have to go on the 2023 year-end highlights
Anubis169: !addquote (Matt) [now] I wonder, has anyone tried to milk a raccoon?
LRRbot: New quote #8408: "I wonder, has anyone tried to milk a raccoon?" —Matt [2022-12-26]
sheqesi: Cheer100 cheers for Glurp!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: It is distance to the flag
Stormgod519: hahahaha
SquareDotCube: DNF by sending it into orbit
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Anubis169: not bad at all!!
SymphonicLolita: *poke*
fastlane250: boop
Dmc3628: the cat technique
Anubis169 pokes SymphonicLolita
TXC2: TheSoundOfWhiteNoise yes, closest wins
TheAinMAP: tqsClap
JadedCynic: paul with the snooker strats :D
Anubis169: <3
Drathak: CoolCat
RockPusher: Paul with the nonchalant cat approach
electric_claire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, electric_claire! (Today's storm count: 164)
BrowneePoints: This game REMAINS comedy gold
public_key_reveal_party: very cat-like
aiolian: oh hey paul is playing!
Stormgod519: SICK flips!
TehAmelie: what a flip though
BusTed: Stuck the landing.
BrowneePoints: "DO A FLIP!"
properlyfish: Best part of this is when somebody crushes it and has no idea what they did
Critterbot: Uhh, points for style? :;D
Drathak: doing stunts to improve judge scores
cidalfos: That follow through
mtvcdm: What I did when sending in my shortlist was I took what I thought was the best four clips from each fortnightly reel from the year, which would have included last year's Boxing Day period.
ewhac: ALX... Which airport is that?
TXC2: we have 100% used a hilight from a boxing day stream in the next year highlight reel
Anubis169: yeah!!
Stormgod519: NICE!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: go Alx! vicksyHappy lucidDuck
SmithKurosaki: NICE
Paranundrox: oh wow
RandomTrivia: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
koodooman: FBtouchdown
amative1: HE'S AMAZING
NimrodXIV: nice
Aenir798: wow Alex
JadedCynic: WOOO!
Fruan: The "Pick up Cam" clip made it into next years hilights.
KaleidoscopeMind: nice on!
Nigouki: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
Stormgod519: well done!
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN
sith_marmalade: alex!!!!
ani_laurel: There is a clip from the boxing day stream in teh previous year last year
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
rrtycoon2: we got a ringer here.
red_shoes_jeff: ALAX!
ArcLightningCanuck: Alex is a natural.
BrowneePoints: Just a little guy
Jogela: Alex is a true golfer
Malkmaven1176: Great toss! FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
VorlonScout: Watch+Play? Watch+LEARN. :D
MegaDosX: Oh boy this one
Rob_Racoon: Alex the riger.
theamc2000: Nice dab
TXC2: Years of Watch and Play training are paying off for Alex
mtvcdm: Big cookie
Stormgod519: cookie?
Alas_Babylon: Shitty physics, aka, shysiscs
Shadowsoflife: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrALEX
PharaohBender27: I've not seen this one
iarethel0ser: Alex with the W&P experience.
Anubis169: premium Watch & Play practice
NewtyNewts: Obstacl
eric_christian_berg: While you played functional video games, Alex trained with the garbage.
Stormgod519: the lazers lol
Drathak: @TXC2 truuuue
JadedCynic: rave lasers
PixelArtDragon: Alex is drawing off the W+P physics experience
SquareDotCube: the lasers of sportsmanship
MegaDosX: Cue the Kate Bush
matthaus_c: steady progress!
RandomTrivia: The strat!
cgwonder: they've definitely added some interesting stuff since last time you guys played
TehAmelie: propelled by light beams, like Sailor Moon
Simriel: Literally a rocketing Raccoon
Earthenone: thats no moon
Stormgod519: nice beej
mtvcdm: Ow my body
JadedCynic: laser-propulson IS a thing in space
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInsane
KaleidoscopeMind: ok good the boulder does not completely block the finish box
Ant__R: more power from them with extended legs
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST
janky_as_heck: is this astro boy?
TXC2: doesn't being propelled by light brake some laws of physics ?
MegaDosX: Got there!
PixelArtDragon: It's a flashlight drive
cogito_ErgoSam: photons have momentum
Stormgod519: They're firing on the enterpirse!
Saltpetre_Academic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 30 month streak!
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RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Not necessarily, they are still energy moving in the opposite direction so Newton's 2nd law can apply
JadedCynic: @TXC2 nope; it's just the force is so weak when compared to a gravity well
Paranundrox: using the roll was quite good
ArcLightningCanuck: I love this game!
Stormgod519: one minute
Shadwhawk: They're clearly not lasers because they travel less than C
Simriel: They are VERY small you
Stormgod519: THey're made of meat
dyvion: 1.21 gigawatz
MTBoot: How powerful are the lasers? YES
oatway: answers in EV please
mtvcdm: They're made of meat, Ian
amative1: Wait, they're made of meat?
SmithKurosaki: But are they in a vacuum?
Stormgod519: Yep, Meat
SnackPak_: they have the same density as spiral cut ham
MegaDosX: Holy shit Graham
satyropodobny: look out regular legs, here comes laser legs
mtvcdm: You shoot lasers through your meat
Anubis169: if you want an exact calculation, they'd be working off the force of the exploding superheated air
DanielJennaGrouse: we can calculate how much they weigh based on how much the helium baloon lifts them
TehAmelie: if you could get ahead of the moon it would crack the game wide open. . .
MrGibberish: @amative1 Thinking, talking, meat?!?
SquareDotCube: they're made of laser meat
RandomTrivia: An Ion Drive uses Ions as its propellant, which have mass, rather than lasers which use massless photons
MTBoot: @SmithKurosaki unless specifically sponsored by Vacuums, no, no Vaccums are included.
Stormgod519: Yes, they shoot through the cannons but the cannons are made of meat!
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TehAmelie: woot
mtvcdm: Dang
RandomTrivia: benginChamp
Stormgod519: SIck juke heather
BusTed: Nice.
TheAinMAP: benginTD
Anubis169: Go for it!
JadedCynic: brilliant tweet Cam (and great job Heather!)
ContingentCat: That implies a Naughty/nice binary, does Santa consider some actions neutral?
Stormgod519: @ContingentCat I consider myself demi-nice
Stormgod519: Horner!
arcaneIllumination: @contingentcat beat me to a comment along those lines
MegaDosX: @ContingentCat I'm Chaotic Nice
Anubis169: ContingentCat: no, the list is for Naughty OR Nice, it's a logic gate
Loonatic93: Alex has an unfair advantage due to his experience dealing with bad controls in all of those Watch and Play games.
Camthelion: Beej!
BrowneePoints: Three Viking-Body Problem
mtvcdm: !addquote (Beej) [now] Assume a spherical Viking.
LRRbot: New quote #8409: "Assume a spherical Viking." —Beej [2022-12-26]
josh___something: No, all at once
JadedCynic: ppl forget that these aliens have spherical torsos with universal joints for shoulders
RandomTrivia: Or several smaller spherical vikings
TehAmelie: it was 37.68
MegaDosX: Holy shit Matt
kilnfiendpotter: "Frictionless Viking" is the name of my techno scandi metal band
Stormgod519: !findquote spherical
LRRbot: Quote #8409: "Assume a spherical Viking." —Beej [2022-12-26]
RandomTrivia: WOAH
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Stormgod519: Well done!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly seabatClap seabatClap
MegaDosX: He nearly biffed it!
Anubis169: Hyperspeed!
Serifina: Oh my GOD
TheWriterAleph: like the wiiiiind!
Mechsican: I'm not even opposed to be here in chat!
JadedCynic: Good job mATT!
BusTed: rayfkSanic
TXC2: so zoomy
TheAinMAP: sergeHolyMoly
Drathak: davesSpeed
RockPusher: rayfkSanic
MehallD: Ian!
Anubis169: You're too slow, pizza cake!
ContingentCat: @Anubis169 but Naughty or nice and exhaustive list of possible actions or are those the only ones Santa tracks?
matthaus_c: it's Sonic's 30th Anniversary!
BrowneePoints: Does Matt poop while zooming like Sonic too?
Simriel: IAN ToS
arcaneIllumination: Almost went too fast!
sheqesi: Ludicrous speed GO!
mtvcdm: What a way to celebrate Sonic's 30th anniversary
insanecat6mtg: Ooh! More Glurp on Boxing Day!
Anubis169: ContingentCat: depends on the motivation :D
Stormgod519: Astro Boy!
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeeeeee
BrowneePoints: I mean, all he has to do is throw himself into the fire like Gollum
Stormgod519: @BrowneePoints PFFT!
Stormgod519: IAN!
Anubis169: Panchinkoooooooooo
DigitalSeahorse: katesFight pegaFite_HF
Dmc3628: the Ian special
Stormgod519: It's Ian's time
Lord_Hosk: Go left!
JadedCynic: time for ian's fave
DigitalSeahorse: katesFight_BW pegaFite_BW
mtvcdm: Short legs!
Stormgod519: Not just short legs
Koios7: succinHead
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
niccus: technically not short legs
Getter404: Short EVERYTHING
amative1: how about short everything!!
matthaus_c: this is technically short legs!
iarethel0ser: Short ALL the things.
nickthecatbear: tiny frictionless baby
Anubis169: !advice
KaleidoscopeMind: short everything
LRRbot: Live life like Fastbond is in play.
Stormgod519: How about just short?
Dmc3628: you said not short legs
underhill33: smol
personification2: With the GLURP? NO WAY!
josh___something: It's short EVERYTHING
Leonhart321: Turns out, it's short everything
JadedCynic: technically YES, short legs...along with...
MegaDosX: Wheeeeeee
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
kamelion84: lol
Stormgod519: WHAT!?!
Drasvin: Actual pachinko ball sized
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
kilnfiendpotter: oh no we're all so smol!!
SmithKurosaki: oof
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
RandomTrivia: Oof
cgwonder: too smol
Koios7: succinHead
Anubis169: woooooooooow
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: Just flat wrecked
NewtyNewts: Ouch.
Serivus: your body needs to hit the spring
satyropodobny: Welcome to the metaphor
BtEtta: Thanks Ray.
RandomTrivia: The SFX on this level are top notch
Ritaspirithntr: Beej, still not good at Pachinko. LUL
hawktonguebaby: Not as bad as this sponsor on Pinball, which was painful 😀
Anubis169: hehehehe
Stormgod519: this is painful
TehAmelie: this is Plinko
Dmc3628: ian goes last so we'll see what main event skill looks like
Stormgod519: threading that needle
Paranundrox: oh this is wild in miniature
Anubis169: nicely done Heather!
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
mtvcdm: Well, good enough for now
SmithKurosaki: sergeGG
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
ANeMzero: So this is just horse pachinko made into a minigame
TheAinMAP: tqsClap
Stormgod519: waiting for Ian to get hit by that ball like what happened that one tim
Stormgod519: time
oatway: y'know what really bounces my triangle
nyoomgoom: it still reminds me a lot of miitomo drop
mtvcdm: The natural lines right now are pushing you far, far from the center.
Stormgod519: crab legs
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWiggle
DigitalSeahorse: hhehehhe
Stormgod519: wtf
Anubis169: lol
PharaohBender27: :O
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RandomTrivia: OOF
kamelion84: lol
mtvcdm: NOT LAST
Stormgod519: REKT BEEJ!
SmithKurosaki: F
cgwonder: oooofa doof
Amentur: lol
Dmc3628: still not last
SandWhales1: that's rough
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyPoint vicksyPoint
TXC2: that whiplash
Anubis169: Qwoplash!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
Our_oBoros: Technically it is short arms, not legs, but we know what Heather meant.
BrowneePoints: That was like watching an 8 year old shoot a basketball and a pro players just stuffs them
Getter404: What DOESN'T glurp do?!
Leonhart321: Glurp is in all of us
KaleidoscopeMind: what isn't glurp?
Stormgod519: @Getter404 WOW!
RandomTrivia: benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyy
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
Paranundrox: amazing
Aenir798: WOW
kamelion84: wow
Stormgod519: OH MY!
SmithKurosaki: GOTTEM
damn_i_am_pretty: nice
Critterbot: Holy...!
Anubis169: Noice!
nickthecatbear: master
Metric_Furlong: 28cm
TXC2: hloy shit Paul
airylan: !
underhill33: sniped
Drathak: 🤏
KaleidoscopeMind: 28cm
TehAmelie: it's a game of millimeters
RandomTrivia: Sneaking in under the wire!
TheAinMAP: benginTD benginTD benginTD
nyoomgoom: video games
personification2: GLURP for the GLURP GOD!\
CastleOtranto: lrrSACK
Arclight_Dynamo: Gimme a cup of that man's glurp!
Stormgod519: @Arclight_Dynamo and then test him for glurp
Mattmitchell45: Time for Captain Pachinko
ContingentCat: how much illusion of control is going on here?
mtvcdm: Rejected!
adambomb625: REJECTED
SmithKurosaki: Denied
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Our_oBoros: @Arclight_Dynamo Nono, SELL a cup of that men's glurp!
josh___something: aaaand, NO
Stormgod519: das a lot of ties
SmithKurosaki: @TXC2 There are in fact no 9s in the measurement
mtvcdm: oh no!
DiscordianTokkan: oh NO
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhhh
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
mtvcdm: This is gonn be brutal
fastlane250: oh YEAH
satyropodobny: Look, mortal thought their input mattered
amative1: <koolaid man> OH YEAH
Stormgod519: get off the treadmill if you can
TheAinMAP: benginOh benginNo
Stormgod519: nice
Stormgod519: solid rally
Ant__R: matt is very good at running
TehAmelie: is it just me who would want to try sticky chicken wings?
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RandomTrivia: Oh noooooo
Mazrae: is this the first game that they have played together or did they do a different one earlier
Stormgod519: F
Earthenone: i would love sticky chicken wings
Metric_Furlong: okay, we've established a range
Sarah_Serinde: Mazrae This is the first, they were chatting earlier
TXC2: Mazrae round 5 of the first game
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDerp goo
NoOne_OfConsequence: Is there a way to use the conveyor belt to fling you at the other button?
JadedCynic: @Earthenone sorry, all we cna do is YOUR wings being sticky
TStodden: Aren't Buffallo Wings just spicy sticky chicken wings?
arcaneIllumination: That seems to be the strat
Pal_Friendpatine: It appears that the sticky does not get affected by the conveyer belts
Paranundrox: you stick to a point in space not to the actual rotating point of the belt
JadedCynic: maybe the speed of the belts means the greater than the friction 'stickiness'
Ant__R: the location it sticks to doesnt move but it pulls you into it so that pushes you
MegaDosX: That was heartbreaking
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyShy
MegaDosX: Got the eighth press half a second too late
arcaneIllumination: @megadosx so, half an eighth-press?
mjiig: "importantly"
enkor2113: that old sheryl crow song "the first press is the hardest"
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
DigitalSeahorse: can't have half an A press without an A button
PharaohBender27: :D
MegaDosX: "I must go, my planet needs me"
Aenir798: You need a full press
TemporallyAwry: !button
RealGamerCow: it is NOT counting half presses apparently
MrPipboy3000: There's a meter on the side of the button
RandomTrivia: It's a shame Serge isn't here or we could test if it counts french presses lrrBEEJ
Anubis169: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
Ant__R: floor(press)
DigitalSeahorse: ying
Laogeodritt: I've missed the Alex sounds XD
SalmirAeon: i missed alexisms
ThreeDwarves: Oh boy LRR boxing day stream!
JadedCynic: @enkor2113 glares in Cat Stevens
DigitalSeahorse: good try
TXC2: hello ThreeDwarves welcome
MegaDosX: Oh no.
TheAinMAP: mattlrBalls
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cgwonder: this is definitely one of those games where i think i know how it should be done but i can guarantee that if i was palying it i wouldn't be able to do anything
MegaDosX: I love the "this way" prompt
TXC2: time to throw the D4
adambomb625: No, throw the triangle, not yourself
Dmc3628: chained to one thing trying to throw another thing, this rendition of sisyphus sure got weird
Stormgod519: F
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
mtvcdm: Like that!
cgwonder: womp womp
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
RandomTrivia: F
Anubis169: xxxCOM
TheAinMAP: Welp.
RockPusher: Spiking it to establish dominance
satyropodobny: seabatClap
TehAmelie: i think you found the shortest possible distance for that triangle to go
LordZarano: Does grabbing the ground help?
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
Stormgod519: well thrown
Abavus: Clap
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: seabatClap
Mai_Andra: so smooth
MegaDosX: That was a pretty good throw
InkyGhoast: nice on!
ThreeDwarves: @laikagoat truly the goat, thanks for the sub
Stormgod519: what a fine parabola
JadedCynic: that WAS an actual throw <3
laikagoat: a rare actual throw for the long throw event
Earthenone: clearly a studier of Triangle Strategy
laikagoat: @ThreeDwarves lrrSHINE fionLove
cgwonder: what difficulty are they playing on?
Anubis169: da schwartz!
Arclight_Dynamo: Surely in this case it would be the triforce.
Stormgod519: oof
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Ant__R: @LordZarano an anchor point is usually useful yeah
RandomTrivia: Good effort, Graham :D
Abavus: Idea was good
RangerAlpha7: as long as the strategy is not grab it and then panic
RealGamerCow: does paul have a pizza beard?
Earthenone: are any mods around for some soft G gambling? :)
MegaDosX: The most careful d4 roll ever
whenwearebothcats: make friends with the triangle
Stormgod519: sure
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Stormgod519: why not?
Asimech: @RealGamerCow I believe we settled on "fruit cake beard".
SmithKurosaki: One PUNCH
Dmc3628: success
mjiig: RangerAlpha7, how did you get a copy of my plan?
PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow It looks like a jeweled beard . . . or an M&M cookie beard?
Paranundrox: just walk up and kick it
Sarah_Serinde: @RealGamerCow I think it was one of the holiday options, so they're probably lights
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
cgwonder: the over the top careful grab cracks me up
arcaneIllumination: @realgamercow I think the consensus was that it was a fruit cake beard since it was from the pack of Christmas decorations.
josh___something: Respectable throw
MegaDosX: I kinda like the idea of using Adam's tech of grabbing it and then smashing it with your body to hurl it
MegaDosX: But that might be a bit hard with the ball and chain
Ant__R: you can do some crazy things with the helium balloon if you grab it and spin
mtvcdm: What you theoretically want to do is grab the ground with one hand, the object with the other and get momentum from the throwing circle you make. Theoretically.
Anubis169: YO!!!
Stormgod519: WOW
cgwonder: ooooooooh
Abavus: Pog
PharaohBender27: :O
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Stormgod519: NICE TOSS!
mtvcdm: Or that
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: YEET
Laogeodritt: HOLY IAN
TXC2: holy moly!
KaleidoscopeMind: YEET
RandomTrivia: WOAH
RockPusher: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
kamelion84: wow
Paranundrox: holy shit
Critterbot: PogChamp
SmithKurosaki: DANG
MegaDosX: What a goddamn arm Ian
josh___something: YEEET
whenwearebothcats: wowza
TehAmelie: we got a winner!
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
NewtyNewts: Launch!
Leonhart321: Yeet
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: GOOD JOB IAN!
Koios7: succinSuccess
Sarah_Serinde: Dang
MehallD: It's good!
InkyGhoast: Holy moly!
RockPusher: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Nigouki: wow
ArcLightningCanuck: Nice!
kilnfiendpotter: YEET!!
Drasvin: FBtouchdown
ratstronomer: WOW
manfred909: tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Nigouki: utterly murderized
SilentOptimist: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: And THAT'S why they made such a long field!
kilnfiendpotter: Holy butts well done!!
ZeroArcana: daaang
Arclight_Dynamo: I think Ian did an actual athleticism.
lightfut: works better when you hold the pivot foot!
Stormgod519: Casually does almost 200x the second place
f_tan_theta: man makes plans, and glorp laughs
RangerAlpha7: Yeah we need to take the margin of victory into account
LordZarano: WOW did not expect ground grabbing to be THAT effective
Stormgod519: i got nothing to spend my points on, so might as well go all in
Lord_Hosk: Mini
mtvcdm: Ian did 17.6 times the amount of second place.
Stormgod519: Swol fox
PharaohBender27: Oh dang I missed a prediction?
RangerAlpha7: the modifier is... DRUGS
JadedCynic: RAWR
Drasvin: Arm Smash brand Gamma Whey
TehAmelie: made it look easy yo
Dmc3628: excellent baseline
ArchRequiemD: Brought to you by Powerthirst
TXC2: I think a PED being the sponsor raises some problems :p
Stormgod519: wow
Stormgod519: so close
MegaDosX: By half a second
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is now Beej
Aenir798: G you missed Ian's throw
RockPusher: Beej has been Alex-dropped‽
Natural_Ones_Only: Graham, Ian threw it 100+ m
Tikosh_: Graham, you missed the ultimate throw
accountmadeforants: Simply take the Switch's charger! That's USB-C, I'm sure that'll go well :)
PharaohBender27: Oh hey, you missed a thing, Graham:
Earthenone: !findquote usb
LRRbot: Quote #4365: "'USB WHY???' 'That's not out yet, but soon. USB Y is coming, I'm sure.'" —Dandygeek and Paul [2017-09-18]
TXC2: Alex is Beej, Graham is Alex and Gibb is now Graham
DigitalSeahorse: and Beej is now Alex
TheMerricat: I missed it chat, what is the mutation for this one?
Anubis169: He used himself as a slingshot
TXC2: TheMerricat BIG ARMS
TheMerricat: LOL I should have realized :D
asthanius: Alex hot mic
TheMerricat: Thanks @TXC2 :)
matthaus_c: Alex's mic is hot
MehallD: Alex is still live mic
vensers_lab_tech: Ooh subnautica
Stormgod519: Mic 5
Aenir798: Alex hot mic
eric_christian_berg: Just got Subnautica with Christmas money.
MegaDosX: Friction was not your friend there Graham
ContingentCat: subnautica on talking sim would be neat
cgwonder: but i agree with alex that they hould do subnatuica on talking sim
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RockPusher: I mean, it is a good Talking Sim suggestion
Stormgod519: ribbit!
Aenir798: @TheMerricat swole arms
ThreeDwarves: id love to see subnautica!
matthaus_c: Alex's home streams of Subnautica have been a real good time
TehAmelie: just launch yourself in the air with your beefy arms
Malazim: Also game is a bit louder that the room
mtvcdm: There's lots of stuff out there that can be a good Talking Sim.
Nigouki: I hope they make Domnautica too
PharaohBender27: Didn't lrrBEN do a Subnautica stream?
Pteraspidomorphi: Nigouki :(
TXC2: Nigouki boooo Kappa
PharaohBender27: @Nigouki lrrWOW but also escher3PUN
Earthenone: that was bens persona, evil mc villan
Diabore: @PharaohBender27 years ago
Earthenone: in a hostile takeover
damn_i_am_pretty: @Nigouki or Switchnautica at least
Lord_Hosk: Alex's home stream is a good time, no qualifiers necessary
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap
Stormgod519: IAN!!! I bet 15K channel points on you
mtvcdm: But I feel the best Talking Sims are the kinds of games that LRR otherwise doesn't typically do or have some unique feature we don't run into. Those generate much more to talk about than things we just... see all the time.
Diabore: @Stormgod519 seems like an error at this point
Nuurgle: that's just like your opinion
Stormgod519: We did
TXC2: well I can say it, but it would be a lie
PharaohBender27: Siri plz
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBean voxlunGeiger Alex's stream is full of good bean
MegaDosX: Hush up Siri
Stormgod519: I dont have anything else to spend pts on
Stormgod519: HOLY COW!
Sarah_Serinde: @mtvcdm I dunno, Cameron gets into some great discussions with Destiny
MegaDosX: A tenth of a second faster than Graham
TheAinMAP: tqsClap
Mazrae: so close Alex I bet on you
Stormgod519: more pinball
Diabore: so matt won event 8
Stormgod519: TIME FOR CRAB!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy
Skudd: What about Ontario now?
cgwonder: time for krab
mtvcdm: Time for crab!
GrassVortex: Crab!
RockPusher: Time for Crab!
TXC2: all will be Crab
ContingentCat: timefor crab!
RocknGrohlNerd: time for crab
PharaohBender27: 🦀 🦀 🦀
Dmc3628: if you've got time for gab
mowdownjoe: causeiTsTimeForCrab causeiTsTimeForCrab causeiTsTimeForCrab causeiTsTimeForCrab
Rob_Racoon: causeiTsTimeForCrab
VorlonScout: Paul should win this round
damn_i_am_pretty: Animals have cancerization, plants have dentrization
Stormgod519: you gotta hit it w// your body
MegaDosX: Beej hugging the flipper
Stormgod519: nice
damn_i_am_pretty: I assume fungi must have Shroomization
RockPusher: "Hug the flipper!" for !advice?
Stormgod519: HEATHER!@
xantos69: This is when you let your legs grow out. If you trim them regularly this won't happen.
laikagoat: voxyCrabdance
NightValien28: eat all of the crab
NightValien28: use all the crab
TXC2: surely the claws matter most?
damn_i_am_pretty: Ian just objectifying the Crabs
Singenmeister: Finally, we have time for crab.
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
amative1: Last prediction was one by ONE person
PharaohBender27: Got to bet this time! :)
amative1: *won
TehAmelie: thanks for reminding chat to stretch!
Stormgod519: aight heather, i got 5K channel pts on you for round 10. YOu can do it!
Diabore: got a good feeling about graham in event 10
Aenir798: LUL
RandomTrivia: Oof sergeOffByOne
MegaDosX: This game doesn't like Graham today apparently
TheAinMAP: sergeOffByOne
BrowneePoints: crabs can actually
matthaus_c: locking in a bet on Graham just as he falls short by one benginLul
angryoptimist: Hello and merry day of boxes!
RocknGrohlNerd: letsgo Paul
TXC2: hello angryoptimist welcome
BrowneePoints: they can sprint real fast
SmithKurosaki: Number went down real good. Hope who I picked wins
Mazrae: all or nothing on Alex and my all is only 10pts
angryoptimist: What a peculiar spider.
Lazarenth: channel points are a direct descendant of saltybet
RocknGrohlNerd: oh noo my channel points LUL
Stormgod519: Yeah. if you're subbed the channel points dont mean much
TXC2: the dolLRRs
fastlane250: i have over 300,000 silly loading ready run fun monies
tidehollowcat: Gotta find SOME way to spend my 1.4 million
TehAmelie: i just reached 1.9 million and i can't even bet on predictions
Zandivya: the crab dance was good though
cgwonder: yeah the only thing you can do with dolLRRs is spend them to modify or unlock emotes, which i assume is the default for channel points
Plasterboard: Is this like Blue Emu but for crabs?
MegaDosX: Try spinning, that's a good trick
MegaDosX: Goddamnit Ian right as I was typing it
Stormgod519: Okay, Darth Horner
Diabore: i have 2.2m dollrs, i need to bet to get rid of them
mtvcdm: My channel points are still worth more than most cryptocurrencies. I can use channel points for at least one good or service.
DigitalSeahorse: twitch no longer having new interesting emote modifiers makes the points even more pointless
KaleidoscopeMind: meaningless? but we can put sunglasses on emotes with them! lrrFINE_SG
Natural_Ones_Only: Heather my points on Matt!
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
Anubis169: applause!
RandomTrivia: seabatClap
Stormgod519: @Diabore go all in on Beej, no balls
TheAinMAP: tqsClap
Tevildo: lrrHEATHER
angryoptimist: lrrHEATHER is powerful!
Loonatic93: Paul didn't have time to crab.
brat_the_wurst: no my 100k on matt
Diabore: @Stormgod519 250 cap, went in on graham
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_TK press buttons!
Stormgod519: ah
Stormgod519: Im in on Heather
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Anubis169: can't theme anything
Diabore: trust me, id bet all at once if i was allowed
RandomTrivia: lrrPAUL_SG
SmithKurosaki: Welp, losing 100k is worth it
RandomTrivia: lrrPAUL_SG Twitch pls
RandomTrivia: There
Anubis169: Diabore: you can't bet anything?
Tevildo: lrrALEX
Sarah_Serinde: Chat, you're betting on next round, not this one
Drasvin: lrrCIRCLE_SG
Sarah_Serinde: This is round 9