jessieimproved: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a $15,000 antique Checkpoint mug
jessieimproved: sweet
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
matthaus_c: uh ohhh wets wope
azninsect: lets yep?
neisan2112: WETS NOPE TIME
TheWarDoctor8: PogChamp
jessieimproved: lrrSIG
saucemaster5000: time to be mommied
Ace__of__Hearts: The Big Woman still here?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on Let's NOPE: Ben and Adam are quietly searching for what we all are, ultimately. A mommy to step on us. | Horny jail, bonk etc etc etc | 📷 ||
yalc321: pop corn ready. time to get spoopy
ApoC7_Schimmel: What's up people?
Vanbael: ominous music for spoopy mom energy
kumatsu: Good tweet
azninsect: so ominous
OnyxOblivion: time 4 nope
matthaus_c: oh shit we're horny today?
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electra310: I just finished up watching the Boxing Day stream, so fun :D
kumatsu: @matthaus_c acting like you need permission sergeSnerge
letfireraindown: Woooooooooo
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c that's my secret matthaus
SeaDiegoFC: "Quietly" searching? On Let's Nope? impossible
Kaaosa: <message deleted>hello gamers
Pantsravaganza: ShowLove100
princess_intell: that notification I CANT
gualdhar: so on a scale of one to Choo-Choo-Charles, how train is this game?
matthaus_c: well I sure do hope mommy rails us :>
gualdhar: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on Let's NOPE: Ben and Adam are quietly searching for what we all are, ultimately. A mommy to step on us. | Horny jail, bonk etc etc etc | 📷 ||
NightValien28: that's a let's nope tweet all right
TemporallyAwry: @princess_intell #Mood
adept_nekomancer: @matthaus_c No, no, the rails were during Choo Choo Charles week.
azninsect: toe to tip thats a lets nope tweet
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saucemaster5000: It's fine, they SAID horny jail bonk etc. etc.
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princess_intell: i just want to see Adams eyes light up like they did for lady whatersname
princess_intell: tall vampire lady
matthaus_c: Lady Dimitrescu PrideUwu
gualdhar: is Mother very tall in this one too?
princess_intell: yeah, her, thank you
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dankmemeter: last one of 2022, let's make it a banger!
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YawnLance: Is there big lady? I came as fast as I could
Gekyouryuu: this music giving any other headphone users a slght disorienting sensation?
matthaus_c: @YawnLance I bet you did :>
Gekyouryuu: not QUITE a headache, but... something
princess_intell: feels weirdly.... good?
rosesmcgee: @Gekyouryuu yes, I turned it down
blip2004: it can't decide if it wants to go left or right
azninsect: introoooo
YawnLance: @matthaus_c benginFacepalm
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
LordZarano: lrrSPOOPY
BusTed: yo.
Gekyouryuu: happy easter!
princess_intell: I have 53000 channel points, what do I do with them all?
matthaus_c: BNUY
laikagoat: fionVoid
pn55: Is it easter already?
TheWarDoctor8: PogChamp
YawnLance: Happy Easter
azninsect: perfect
NightValien28: HAPPY EASTER
Loa_Ayizan: Happy Easter!
azninsect: BNUY
MilkInBags: christmas is dead
TheWarDoctor8: BUn
Haroldholmes25: the boys are really hopping to it today
underhill33: He is risen?
saucemaster5000: two mugs of gin to sip quietly
Makrosian_Tae: What up!
TheWarDoctor8: bnuy
OnyxOblivion: how do you do fellow gamers
NotCainNorAbel: Cute bun buns
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
Rustpile: The ceiling
TheWarDoctor8: yeag
MilkInBags: NEVER
CastleOtranto: 4K
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
TheWriterAleph: i always knew Ben's ears were bigger than Adam's Kappa
SeaDiegoFC: Two perfect Bun Boys ready for some spoops
fonicbelt: bnuy,
RockPusher: tqsLong1 tqsLong2 tqsLong2 tqsLong3
NightValien28: don't know where we find the mommies, but I see two Daddies :^)
TemporallyAwry: gdmi ... the 2024 got me LuvOops
BusTed: tqsFlower
princess_intell: 2024? did I time travel?
TheWarDoctor8: Never change spoop boys
Ace__of__Hearts: I am finally going to turn into Palifin
gualdhar: if only that was a popular resolution
MilkInBags: imagine knowing numbers
azninsect: oh noooooo
YawnLance: That was the bit, Ben. Get with it.
azninsect: HypeLUL
TheWarDoctor8: WOW
JarofGoats: Time is a myth
matthaus_c: in 2024 there's a new magic the gathering set each week
PhorrestGaze: time is dead
bobokiddo: we're one day closer to 2024
saucemaster5000: Eat more Reubens
Ace__of__Hearts: the last week of the year isn't real and it isn't time
lackingsanity: we're closer to 2024 then we ever have been before
princess_intell: my new years resolution is to not shill NFT. somehow, I think I'll succeed
Maddrius: it's 2020 part 4, really
diceinbox: Time is relative so Ben if you want it to be 2024
MilkInBags: keep breathing?
azninsect: Next year, I'm going to.
MilkInBags: :3
RockPusher: sergeSipp
Pantsravaganza: #Alwayskindaperfectdependingondefignition
TheWriterAleph: wild
matthaus_c: new year's isn't a tuesday though
Gekyouryuu: my new year's resolution is 1920 x 780
MilkInBags: the brown noise
RockPusher: bwah!
YawnLance: Time to see if we can get y'all cancelled
Badchop: o snap
OnyxOblivion: Four more years! Four more years!
matthaus_c: this noise massages my psychic biogel
princess_intell: I like the horrible bass noise!!
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Makrosian_Tae: Bwooooom
gualdhar: so wait, dies that mean Adam has tenure now?
Vanbael: waiting for the drum beat to drop
NotCainNorAbel: what can you do with money?
matthaus_c: baby needs moneey
MilkInBags: no comments in chat, only money
saucemaster5000: money can be used to procure goods and services!
Makrosian_Tae: Money can buy many Comedians
Gekyouryuu: a big staff? phrasing
TimIAm: Feed! These! Boys!
Meltalar: have we already been stepped on? am I to late? darn!
Loa_Ayizan: I feel you Adam
TimIAm: (And the rest of the crwe)
MilkInBags: beard ears
azninsect: feed. these. boys.
adept_nekomancer: rabbit beard
thefightnerd: adam does have a big staff... between his legs!
TemporallyAwry: Commit to the Bit! PridePog
long_bad_cutscene subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
long_bad_cutscene: earbeard
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bobokiddo: it's turned into a goatee
saucemaster5000: wiggins on sale
gualdhar: Matt?
ghyllnox: No more mug
azninsect: is there mug?
Badchop: I need a t-shirt restock!
tidehollowcat: No more cup though
YawnLance: Capitalism ho!
Gekyouryuu: we are resplendent with cake and balloon!
Gekyouryuu: I'll say again: my new year's resolution is 1920 x 780
princess_intell: why do I find the step on me mommy meme so funny?
lochnessseammonster: i will be getting shirt and sleeves soon PrideLaugh
NonjaBiru: lrrMATT ?
Makrosian_Tae: Single the jingle
matthaus_c: @Gekyouryuu x 780??? that's bold
SnackPak_: oofa
RockPusher: gabyLul
Rustpile: Please don't sell Matt, he works very hard
saucemaster5000: when are you gonna... fight?
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Badchop: he did not
MilkInBags: LUL
Gekyouryuu: @matthaus_c I don't know the numbers of resolutions
azninsect: hahhahaha
princess_intell: WTF
Badchop: :D
empyreon: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
MilkInBags: merry fistmas
Diabore: "when ya gonna raw dog it"
noSmokeFire: four years is the fisting anniversary
YawnLance: I shouldn't be allowed to type anymore
TheWriterAleph: jay.zus
azninsect: "So, uh, when are ya...gonna...yknow..."
Scy_Anide: Did you tell him you're not a furry?
matthaus_c: @Gekyouryuu oh that makes it funnier
RockPusher: dyketaCornWaveCheer dyketaCornWaveCheer dyketaCornWaveCheer
matthaus_c: dads for the dad god
Mister_BlueSky: My resolution is to sometimes respond with a Macho Man YEEAA.
PhorrestGaze: phil us in on him
circusofkirkus: clip it
princess_intell: he's not a normal dad
MilkInBags: I am Phil.
JarofGoats: Hi Phil!
saucemaster5000: cool dads are just horny dads that learned to keep the thoughts inside
kinipelah subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
kinipelah: The one year!
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KWardJenx: Darth Vadar, corny?
kumatsu: Culture Diff
eric_christian_berg: We don't have to be cool. We dad.
MrPhlip: my precious chat alerts
ChrisMackGames: "When ya gonna go in deep?"
Gekyouryuu: dads can always hear you BECAUSE they're corny. they're all ears.
Spanked42: All dads? Even bad dads?
Mortimew: I would have liked a corny dad
TimIAm: Graham Ben's talking shit again
gawag_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
gawag_: it's corn!
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MilkInBags: coward
SnackPak_: James is the cool dad
f_tan_theta: BOP corny jail
azninsect: my new years resolution is 3440x1440...god i want a UW monitor
NightValien28: cowards
Pteraspidomorphi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
Pteraspidomorphi: Easter already?
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neisan2112: What about Nelly?
Anubis169: lol
Phailhammer: Already working on making sure his resolution doesn't come true. lrrBEEJ
Makrosian_Tae: Truuuue
TimIAm: Adam you've seen the Mario getup
neisan2112: Actually yeah you right
TemporallyAwry: Graham has said on camera that he was corny long before having a child.
GhostValv: Nelly is cool dad
BjjBrain: Adam, what kind of tea do you drink?
PhorrestGaze: good effort
Vanbael: Nelly can rock the trombone, that's ultra cool
Makrosian_Tae: Nelly can't not be a corny dad. The universe would implode
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
gualdhar: Nelson's a Trombony dad.
princess_intell: Nelly has such a "dad" on-camera presence that I can't describe
Diabore: jer?
Anubis169: Tim, from days old
Anubis169: Jer and Tally
Diabore: little retired but
matthaus_c: is Matt a corny dog dad
kumatsu: whatever the office has got
Makrosian_Tae: What about fur babies?
TemporallyAwry: Also - by logical extension, you're saying that James is cool?
prince_infidel: Graham was the corny dad before he ever had a kid!!!!
Tripleyew: ‘Evening, Ben and Adam, and howdy all
xVeinFirex: What about James since he had adam?
Ace__of__Hearts: I like Green Tea
BjjBrain: Ah yes!! Free tea!
MilkInBags: tim hortons leftover sugar powder bags in snow water
Anubis169: Smothered?
luke1x: Hey it's the boys. oh careful with good tea not too burn the leaves
TheWarDoctor8: Getting sMothered
YawnLance: It's mommy time, gamers
MilkInBags: is the train game over?
NightValien28: did you all see the maurice game?
doubledbear: Cool Mothered or Corny Mothered?
RockPusher: Secret Good Tea…… so Heather's stash I presume she has… lunarj1Heart
tidehollowcat: Maybe time for speedruns after you finish it?
saucemaster5000: mom can finish us in a week tops
Diabore: doubt
Anubis169: wasn't one of the games on here Re-mothered?
Makrosian_Tae: Ma ma ma ma, Ma Baker, she taught her four sons SingsNote
princess_intell: I thought crimes only happened on CDHC
Diabore: BIG doubt adam
ritchards: X to doubt
saucemaster5000: too bad the new "dark pictures" is battle royale themed
MilkInBags: only bad people hide in bushes
Perivale subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 68 months!
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azninsect: "and i just started blasting"
matthaus_c: peanut butter butterpops!
eric_christian_berg: Racy.
YawnLance: !cw
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Loa_Ayizan: Ohhhhhhh
MilkInBags: sick
doubledbear: I still can't believe Cori got locked out early from the previous one
gualdhar: death
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
matthaus_c: oh is it a vommy mommy
YawnLance: Sickness, abuse, mommies
luke1x: did we finish choo choo alreadyM
ApoC7_Schimmel: and a piece of shit playing the game apparently...
Tripleyew: If this is Reformed Adam, was the other Orthodox Adam?
princess_intell: horror game, feels like a given?
matthaus_c: choo choo charles is short and sweet
Makrosian_Tae: We certainly appreciate it though
Jennie_Fuchsia: Might be like a grief warning
MilkInBags: you upgraded the speed in the train game, so you beat it super fast
saucemaster5000: I blame the fall of Amtrak
Makrosian_Tae: Ben speedrun when?
matthaus_c: Orthodox Adam is just Gun Nut Adam
doubledbear: Protestant Adam
RockPusher: The Adam Schism
ChrisMackGames: Content Warning: This came may be horrifying
saucemaster5000: Orthodox Adam would know that Orhtodox meant, ipso facto
Anubis169: Orthodox Adam is "We're heeeeeeeeeere!!"
TimIAm: Ol' 2A Adam
fastlane250: i now want to develop a fabric-themed horror game so there can be a blanket content warning and a blanket content warning
princess_intell: that clip of you on the step stool saying "I'm ready for smoochies mommy"
patrick_stonecrusher: choochoo charles was a two pumps and a grind game
SnackPak_: guns, god and america, in that order
YawnLance: Oh it's Mommy RP
doubledbear: Anabaptist Adam
GhostValv: benginO7
matthaus_c: love to be in Ben's caring grasp
lazermeow: I started quoting Gun toting Adam and my friend group thought I joined the KKK.
MilkInBags: wake. me. up!
princess_intell: when did Adam have a firearm? was this a crapshots?
MilkInBags: this is an evanescence special stream
matthaus_c: oh boy, this title screen actually rules quite a bit
Makrosian_Tae: Agreed
doubledbear: I prefer Earthbound to Mothered Kappa
mitomanox: bunny boyz
TheWarDoctor8: Bingo Time!
Makrosian_Tae: You should know what you're getting into
GrassVortex: more games in general should do this
LordZarano: Are we down with the sickness?
Drathak: it doesn't seem very hard to do just a little text screen like that
Makrosian_Tae: @TheWarDoctor8 This is genius! Did you make it?
empyreon: Bubs LUL
DoodlestheGreat: Those bunny ears are you, gents.
Boon_33: last storm ever
MilkInBags: merry fistmas, ha ha!
dilfbifferent: !updog
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GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
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princess_intell: oh God oh no
Makrosian_Tae: CLIP IT
matthaus_c: Nicole will see it in the Highlights
mitomanox: Ben's voices lrrSHINE lrrBEN
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
eric_christian_berg: But it will live on VOD FOREVER.
thevikingbear__: Hi Adam and Ben! Hi chat!! I hope your holidays were fantastic!!
HavenDragon: Ben why
princess_intell: see y'all in highlights
azninsect: geezus benginLol
gualdhar: Ben got the Nicole's-at-work pass
saucemaster5000: are we there yet?
Anubis169: urgh...
ChrisMackGames: Merry fistmas and a happy fist year?
DoodlestheGreat: Whoa.... Yeah, we're in for a ride.
azninsect: oh geez this style already
Makrosian_Tae: What about the Predacons!
MilkInBags: ass hovering
matthaus_c: Gnome Ann
luke1x: gnome chompsky
TheWriterAleph: gnome chompski
Mazrae: hello everyone
Boon_33: are we there yet?
adept_nekomancer: Can we open the door and jump out?
patrick_stonecrusher: ITS A LITTLE GNOME
Makrosian_Tae: Noam Chomsky. FUCK
doubledbear: Are we not old enough to sit in the front?
matthaus_c: is that also what Kevin sounds like
YawnLance: Do all dads sound like this now, Ben?
electra310: Are we little? Kids can't ride in front in the US
neisan2112: How old are we tho?
saucemaster5000: Just say it helps you appreciate their behind
Drathak: ONLY if you want to take a little nap is that allowed
NightValien28: what if you are in a tesla?
matthaus_c: @Makrosian_Tae as a linguist, he's a great gnome!
doubledbear: What if we are the tesla?
ChrisMackGames: In a carseat just hovering with the carseat.
diceinbox: Did they ever play no one lives under the lighthouse for this stream?
matthaus_c: Faith? now there's a good game
pn55: I don't think you's have time to be afraid of the airbag if it had to be used anyway.
Pantsravaganza: dollyt1Snooze
Makrosian_Tae: *Faith no more begins playing*
GhostValv: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
MilkInBags: elmo on meth
matthaus_c: some muppet
TheWriterAleph: fat albert
SirenSongSeas: This feels like the horror of bigoted family already
Blakemcm: fat albert
crono3453: Is the dad a muppet?
TheWarDoctor8: Uh oh
saucemaster5000: fat albert yeah
CastleOtranto: Fat Albert?
BjjBrain: Phat albert
Holmeslice_: Fat aober
Blakemcm: hey hey hey
Makrosian_Tae: Fat albert
eric_christian_berg: With a head cold.
BusTed: Hey hey hey
korvys: Bobcat Golthwaite?
diceinbox: Hey hey hey
themostjoast: OH NO
arcaneIllumination: Yeah, we being dragged back to a cult
ggodopaste: So how's mommy?
Aenir798: Father Albert
Mazrae: he sounds like Ian being creepy Ben from Desert bus a few years back
DEATHlikescats: With a lot of Louis Armstrong in there
Drathak: Father I must play gameboy
neisan2112: Fat albert mixed with Kermit
adept_nekomancer: Father always narrates when he turns down the radio. And speaks in the third person.
luke1x: also starting to lean towards yoda
Tripleyew: T H I C C Albert?
Aenir798: LUL
saucemaster5000: Look, Dad, are we going to fucking disneyland or are you wasting our time?
eric_christian_berg: Marvin th eMartial?
Madadad: Marvin the Martian?
DEATHlikescats: Marvin Martian
BrowneePoints: Uh oh...Mommy'd
doubledbear: Father Kermit
fastlane250: posh marvin the martian
MilkInBags: holy shit it's Sung Won Cho
themostjoast: this is a marked improvment
MilkInBags: retro arrows gamer
saucemaster5000: tfgh
Makrosian_Tae: azert
eric_christian_berg: JX#}
Aenir798: I bet there's some ESDF in here
JarofGoats: TFGH or GTFO
azninsect: whats that AZERTY default key set?
ChrisMackGames: Arrow keys
GhostValv: szxc'
OnyxOblivion: 8456
LavenderCreations: oh big cult vibes
ApoC7_Schimmel: the most scary thing is the voice right now.
sydnius: kermity ben here
Boon_33: press F to fist
Atomic_Marshmallow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
Atomic_Marshmallow: Time for spoops!
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electra310: Don't tell me its not worth fighting foooooor
TheWriterAleph: LUL
mitomanox: lrrHEART
BrowneePoints: Yea, just Imagine how Beetlejuice's actor does it 6 nights a week on Broadway
RIAXIS: it's kinda like Marvin the Martian doing the narration
doubledbear: We're driving into silent hill aren't we
saucemaster5000: who says keep an ear out? Dad?
pn55: "In one stream you say?
fastlane250: Sunday, Sunday, S U N D A Y
Tripleyew: Do we know what the surgery was, yet?
Aenir798: Isn't that the father still?
MilkInBags: LUL
MilkInBags: yeah adam you need to sound like a muppet on helium
eric_christian_berg: Yay!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Drathak: No real person has that voice. That's better
YawnLance: seabatClap
TheWriterAleph: there it is! LUL
BusTed: mmhm
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
yuan42: why did that screen for sunday night look like the screen that says "Fuck you baltimore"
electra310: Perfect!
azninsect: tqsClap
Makrosian_Tae: YEAAAHHH
circusofkirkus: seabatClap
gualdhar: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
RockPusher: "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?" "Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!" tqsSpoon
RIAXIS: perfect
saucemaster5000: he did the thing seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
ElektroTal: zombies from montreal?
MilkInBags: narrator is a french smoker Kreygasm
BjjBrain: @RIAXIS "where's the kaboom, there was supposed to be a earth shattering kaboom!"
ChrisMackGames: Meesa thinksa Mother is waiting for yousa.
gualdhar: lrrCOW lrrFRUMP lrrSPOOP
Tripleyew: No light switch raves!
MilkInBags: god rays?
BrowneePoints: Yea ever think about the movie Shaft?
SirenSongSeas: Todd Rays
Mai_Andra: Didn't you just come back from surgery? and now dad is making you run home through the rain?
BjjBrain: 80's French Canadian dad
saucemaster5000: why did Dad abandon us in the Bayou?
gawag_: death metaphor?
Aenir798: It's too bright to hear the rain.
eric_christian_berg: Three apples high.
GhostValv: you baby
gualdhar: oh no we're a child
mitomanox: smol
fungal_bird: smil
SirenSongSeas: Ah the Quebec Bayou
fungal_bird: smol
JarofGoats: Perfect doorknob to forehead height
TheWarDoctor8: We're like 6-8yrs?
adept_nekomancer: We're either six years old or a quadcopter.
fungal_bird: no babysitting here
MilkInBags: forehead gaming
doubledbear: Can't sit, time to quit
saucemaster5000: chairs are for kids who get past first base
MilkInBags: Ben
YawnLance: Uh
Aenir798: Ben I love you LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm calling OSHA
gualdhar: whelp
adept_nekomancer: Oh my.
SeaDiegoFC: Ben!
Mashamino: now the question is are we SUPPOSED to be a child or is it just poorly designed?
YawnLance: I mean if that's what you wanna do
electra310: Um
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TheWarDoctor8: Uh, Ben?
prince_infidel: TOS
doubledbear: TOS
Tripleyew: Ben?
StacyHeart333: I love you guys
mitomanox: lrrSHINE lrrBEN lrrSHINE
Veshnikard: FBtouchdown lrrFINE
Loa_Ayizan: hot
Makrosian_Tae: Got tem (?)
TheWarDoctor8: SeemsGood
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SkylerRingtail: It's too late to make the 2022 highlight reel
meaninglessMeg: What a time to join the stream
YawnLance: It's almost 2023 and it's time to eat ass apparently
Shparky2197 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
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MilkInBags: we're in heaven *ben's back breaks*
diceinbox: When I was told If I had time to lean I had time to clean for the first time by my manager I died inside
Sethalidos: uhhhh
NightValien28: TOS
Makrosian_Tae: Uhhhhhhh
mitomanox: we do
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YeetTheRich_: wheelerOok wheelerOok
Coloneljesus: hey peeps
MilkInBags: oh it's the wheeler clown
asthanius: wheelerY wheelerH
Mashamino: ORB
mitomanox: RAID <3
frank_the_great: I like the ears
azninsect: for meeee?
Tripleyew: Ponder it
BjjBrain: Ben is your Gundam!
AkiraBalance27: perfect time for the best accent
patrick_stonecrusher: [yakko voice] Mwah! Goodnight everybody!
saucemaster5000: Mom in Space
Aenir798: Wow we got TEN moms?
Mashamino: LUL
adept_nekomancer: Ooo... the new Mom X dropped?
WhaddageekAU: Wait til you see all the alien forms Mom can turn into.
crono3453: Mox X, a strict upgrade on Mega Mom
TheWarDoctor8: Mom-X? Like SA-X?
BjjBrain: mom christ!
fastlane250: they're up to 10 Mother sequels in this universe? lucky Kappa
ChrisMackGames: Mom X, much more creepy than Mom IX!
ApoC7_Schimmel: here for the voice acting
Dog_of_Myth: Chat, It's Mom Christ
MilkInBags: behind you irl
saucemaster5000: Jokes on you, it's ALWAYS just behind you
TheWarDoctor8: Crud, now I'm thinking of the crumping megaman meme
Coloneljesus: oh god why is the keyboard so clicky
KillThreeRats: ME
Aenir798: Sorry, that was me.
KillThreeRats: I just got here but me anyways.
saucemaster5000: Never
Tripleyew: “Mom X” … is that like “Racer X” from Speed Racer?
laundreydhull: no, it was me!
DarknessKingCoH: Vince McMahon has left chat
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TheWarDoctor8: HeyGuys
Saintnex: it me
gualdhar: Adam must be sneezing off the hook
Dog_of_Myth: I'll just say Adam is great.
laundreydhull: LUL
Coloneljesus: Moth Behavior
Sethalidos: --------------------I love lamp
MilkInBags: you touch my tralalamp
Makrosian_Tae: Press F to touch lamp
WhaddageekAU: Touch no other treasure, bring me only the lamp!
Lyropithic: The hit song by Depeche Moth
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MilkInBags: 70s homes
adept_nekomancer: It's one of those pointlessness ramps
Mashamino: it's for the DJ
gawag_: digging the inexplicable 80's song theme to this stream lol
saucemaster5000: by whom? The Cave of Wonders?
GhostValv: D:
thraximore: VERBOTEN
eric_christian_berg: Doesn't every living room have an audience gallery?
bblauren: gasp
Makrosian_Tae: Forbid'n
Dog_of_Myth: Language.
doubledbear: They did that during the boxing day stream
mitomanox: smol Liana
SnackPak_: rad
Loa_Ayizan: Adam IS great (so is Ben)
YawnLance: Fuck yeah love a conversation pit
MilkInBags: imagine owning a home
MWGNZ: open up the pit!
TheWarDoctor8: It's a guardrail?
Shparky2197: Oh, man, I love Personal Jesus, and the Depeche Mode version, but if you get the chance check out the Marilyn Manson cover. It is sick!
Coloneljesus: I don't disagree with you often, Ben, but no.
thraximore: Discussion Divots
diceinbox: Okay but legit that’s how my grandmas house is layed out
LavenderCreations: yeeesss, love conversation pits
asthanius: Ben is right
BrowneePoints: yea it was a 60s/70s thing to do drugs or drink in
saucemaster5000: we can dig a hole for you later Ben
ShaneLeeAtk: I have 2 convo pits in my house
blip2004: lowered dens are the best. get you some leather chairs
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
uchihab7: first theres valentines day stuff all over the grocery store and now adam and ben are being easter bunnies
kumatsu: I wanna try drafting in a conversation pit
LeeshaJoy: Conversation Pits died because you cannot fucking clean them
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've never heard the term "Conversation pit' but i understood immediately
gualdhar: hope Adam didn't do leg day today
MilkInBags: I don't even have a house!
Coloneljesus: that's just holes in your floor
asthanius: Wow, what’s it like being rich?
Sethalidos: it's a 70's style thing for those who don't know
Makrosian_Tae: What's it like to have it all?
gawag_: as an architect, im trying to bring them back
doubledbear: Your mom lets you have TWO convo pits?
luke1x: I am dumb what's a convoy pit
thraximore: lrrSPOOPY
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BrowneePoints: Conversation pits are the things they had in the 70s on stuff like Brady Bunch
MilkInBags: wait, how did the car get there, it's an island
BrowneePoints: recessed part of the room with built in seating
YawnLance: Give daddy the box
Pteraspidomorphi: gawag_: Don't they collect dust, lint and lemonade spills?
neisan2112: YAWN LANCE\
Makrosian_Tae: @luke1x Imagine a fully functioning living room, but a big square section of it is lowered, with seating
TheWriterAleph: hey mcfly. say hi to your MOM for me
Aenir798: uhhhh....
Mashamino: uhhhhh
SkylerRingtail: Wut
GhostValv: ???
laundreydhull: xD
Saintnex: ummmm
itira: evening nerds
TheWarDoctor8: ???
Coloneljesus: things normal dads say
SirenSongSeas: Uuuuh????
saucemaster5000: He's a basilisk, alright?
Makrosian_Tae: @luke1x A living room within a living room kinda scenario
MilkInBags: holy shit it's master hand but with a body
doubledbear: 5 nights at mothered
laundreydhull: polynomials
gualdhar: rayfkSanic
adept_nekomancer: "I'm afraid I can't show you my face, we don't have the budget for that."
fastlane250: it's default source playmdl guy
MilkInBags: who owns a samsung phone
TheWriterAleph: polynigmion
itira: wasnt mine
diceinbox: Look guys I don’t want to be presumptuous but I think something is weird about this family
YawnLance: Our dad's a bunch of polycules
eric_christian_berg: Lover of the Russian queen?
neisan2112: I was expecting Ben to say Polycule at some point in there
ChrisMackGames: Ra ra rasputin, creepy dad of this game.
HavenDragon: i'm playing a game rn and i thought the sound of Ben's phone was in the game :D
MilkInBags: hahaha what a dumbass, who would do that 😬
laundreydhull: why is"dad" dropping you off this late at your mom's?
itira: those notifications werent for YOU Adam! LUL
YeetTheRich_: wooow i hate it
doubledbear: he has work
gualdhar: benginNope
Drathak: Masterful prank
Coloneljesus: modern version of police sirens in rap songs
saucemaster5000: casper's a dick
Pteraspidomorphi: The system
Mashamino: is down
DEATHlikescats: The cheat is GROUNDED!
ApoC7_Schimmel: lol LUL
Orxolon: which one?
silenceaux: Heaven by who?
kumatsu: ok, lemme close the stream to go do that
Orxolon: Cascade?
ChrisMackGames: No shittin in the guest bathroom.
HarmonisedMelody: What song?
saucemaster5000: Can I listen to Wanna be my Lover by Amber instead?
MilkInBags: weird fridge
pn55: Yes...
itira: really?!
NotCainNorAbel: Homework? I graduated 18 years ago
TheWriterAleph: *thumbs up*
fastlane250: Generic food?
HarmonisedMelody: Was thinking this was youtube and pressed left arrow and it failed
Laserbeaks_Fury: You need the Sun Relief and the Moon Relief to open the bathhroom
Mai_Andra: dead bird
ChrisMackGames: Huh, I was expecting body parts in the fridge.
JarofGoats: You gotta check for new food
MilkInBags: what if *better* food appeared since the last grocery trip
neisan2112: Fucking mood
HavenDragon: what kind of food we got tho?
YawnLance: It's special :)
tacocat64_: What else would it have?
doubledbear: dead dove do not open
MilkInBags: butter knives, and a steak knife
TheWriterAleph: this sounds like an ad
OnyxOblivion: its the one for stabbin
TheWriterAleph: for cabinets
RockPusher: tqsKnife tqsSpoon
brainbosh: Still better than the poop knife.
MilkInBags: The Kitchen Knife is legendary
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YawnLance: Oh I'm in that cabinet :D
saucemaster5000: Where's the Bad Man Drawer?
TheWriterAleph: Bears, Beets...
adept_nekomancer: Don't tell us what we can't touch, game!
MilkInBags: that's ILLEGAL
qaz1291: which drawer has diners drive ins and dives?
MilkInBags: should be criminal
Mashamino: I hate that
xantos69: Yep
itira: YUP
Makrosian_Tae: YUP
tacocat64_: stupid design
HavenDragon: i'm w Adam
MilkInBags: wait, people poop in the dark??????
kumatsu: motion sensor lights in public restroom NotLikeThis
eric_christian_berg: Hide your shame from God!
SirenSongSeas: Alternatively when you're pooping and they turn the lights on
mulligan2six: Pooping in the dark is the only way I can feel alive
Pteraspidomorphi: It's illegal to put the light switch on the inside in the EU because of the risk of humidity short circuits
gualdhar: I can't watch myself poop, lights must be off
asthanius: That way you don’t see your poop
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I didn't know that was common, i thought i was the only one who's had someone turnt he lights off on them
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I work in a middle school, happens way too often.
YawnLance: It's like you're back in the womb :)
LavenderCreations: YES. my mom's house had the bathroom light outside the room, drove me crazy
Coloneljesus: why??
saucemaster5000: Only poop under strong fluorescents
circusofkirkus: are you a vampire
frank_the_great: Phone gang phone gang
HavenDragon: sometimes i pee in the dark but never poop
itira: i grew up in a house with one bathroom that had the light switch on the outside of the door ..... and 3 siblings. you do the math
MilkInBags: if you jump when going to bed, the demon can't catch you :)
ghyllnox: Sounds like you just have anxiety
dtgill: Only poop under a spotlight
eric_christian_berg: Happens with motion sensor lights, too.
Coloneljesus: I only poop through a ring light
uchihab7: why do u think dogs look around before they poop? they dont want anyone to seem them do it, even they know pooping is shameful
LavenderCreations: @itira saame, except 2 siblings
tacocat64_: Your eyes in the window
tacocat64_: yikes
NimrodXIV: uh
adept_nekomancer: The game forbids pooping
crono3453: Well that is perfectly normal and not at all weird and creepy
Drathak: Ah yes the dev didn't want to put in a mirror
Sethalidos: That's apparently a legit phobia with mirrors
asthanius: Ohhhh are we a Medusa? Since we can’t look in the mirror or look at Dad?
Laserbeaks_Fury: NO...WIRE...HANGARS..
Mashamino: not allowed to look at Dad's face... not allowed to look at our OWN face...
Coloneljesus: SCP 096
SirenSongSeas: I mean, you had "the surgery" so maybe they swapped your face
eric_christian_berg: Wait, was that a burning barn outside your window?
BusTed: ☠️
itira: papa
ChrisMackGames: That's the upstairs cult room.
saucemaster5000: that's the room with the special swing for mom and dad
asthanius: I’m calling now that we’re a family of medusas
MilkInBags: 0 or 100, no other speed
sugarsh0t: i sleep in a bed with your wife
frank_the_great: Two people have speedrunned this game, and the best time is 13m 27s
OnyxOblivion: i always expect the PT door slam when i see cracked door now
ChrisMackGames: I
asthanius: I also choose this guy’s dead wife
KillThreeRats: IT WAS BUSTED
itira: babys only crouch
TheWriterAleph: baby don't crouch.
BusTed: tqsBaby
Coloneljesus: reddit moment
YeetTheRich_: pff i sleep in a REAL car
WhaddageekAU: Babies don't crouch, they go prone
Loa_Ayizan: Rebooted yourself
ChrisMackGames: I'm just waiting for something to say "Contains : Body"
Makrosian_Tae: Next on CFUT
saucemaster5000: slappers only
itira: mummy
asthanius: No such thing as an Odd Job. All professions are worthy of respect.
SirenSongSeas: The aesthetic of this game is great so far
MilkInBags: do you brush your teeth in the morning before eating?
BusTed: The big brain move is to choose Baron Samedi.
Coloneljesus: F I L M G R A I N
Laserbeaks_Fury: we're a robot, aren't we
blip2004: Proximity mine battles in goldeneye were the best
Dalouer: mans romance adjacent
PipeSmokingOwl: the only person who played odd job at the kid who owned goldeneyes house was his annoying 9yr old little brother. he was not liked by the fine adolescent gentlemen
saucemaster5000: door open eyes closed that's the way we like to
Aenir798: BEN
Coloneljesus: :/
itira: im ready! LUL
TheWarDoctor8: uhhhhh
kumatsu: Expand Bellybutton
Makrosian_Tae: lrrFRUMP
xantos69: You ever been pooping and sneeze at the same time then lose all control?
TheWriterAleph: mama!
sugarsh0t: i have a biology degree and can confirm that is exactly how that works
Ravensfest: Poop with a bag over your head, the way God intended
Loa_Ayizan: Rounting all energy to butt
Mashamino: MOTHER?
gualdhar: oh no, mom is TALL
SirenSongSeas: MOTHER?
Drathak: shes taller than the window
itira: hahahahaaaa
luke1x: oh is this gonna be like re 8
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Mom is Lady Demetriscu
kumatsu: :O
circusofkirkus: cool hand motions
itira: oh dear me
TheWriterAleph: i hope we take after DAD, amirite gamers Kappa
asthanius: Oh
ChrisMackGames: Commander Data, is that you?
ApoC7_Schimmel: what the heck are those faces
sugarsh0t: i love our definitely human mom
saucemaster5000: that sure is an asset
Coloneljesus: celeste voice
HavenDragon: is this. a robot family???
MaxTurkeyFlaps: What.....?
Sethalidos: we are learning WAY TOO MUCH about Ben tonight
ApoC7_Schimmel: @ChrisMackGames lol
Pteraspidomorphi: HavenDragon: Seems like it
Tripleyew: Lady Dimetrscu from Wish
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is she "holding" a knife?
tacocat64_: I think there might be something to worry about
adept_nekomancer: The aliens who built this habitat didn't do enough research on humans.
Aenir798: why does the top left say "MOTHER?"
blip2004: Sir, sir, SIR, your vertices are entangled
MaxTurkeyFlaps: "We have Lady Dimetriscu at home."
frank_the_great: Got here late: what's the plot so far?
saucemaster5000: wrathful?
YeetTheRich_: mom is GLaDOS
Leonworth: those polygons sticking to the arms
Mashamino: @SydPreviouslyHeadache looks like her dress is polygons are stuck to her hand
SkylerRingtail: We had bottom surgery. Specifically, we had our entire bottom half amputated.
Haroldholmes25: @frank_the_great plot?
sugarsh0t: i really like how totally fine this is
SnackPak_: mom's haunted
gualdhar: @frank_the_great plot?
Coloneljesus: that's actually pretty good
neisan2112: I definitly read that as DEAD old mother
TheWriterAleph: oh no that fits too well LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this rules
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Shparky2197: Yes, Ben, yes!
janky_as_heck: fun fact for Adam when he gets time: I"m reading the sequel series to the first law trilogy, and it has cemented my desire to actively harm a fictional character (bayaz)
BusTed: PogChamp
TheWarDoctor8: Oh, yes, that's the right voice filter
TheWriterAleph: The Stepford Moms
MilkInBags: I bet she's a game model
Ravensfest: Can't it be both?
frank_the_great: @frank_the_great lul
saucemaster5000: look, Dad said she's been through a lot
NotCainNorAbel: clearly has a brain parraist
kumatsu: that have any games?
SirenSongSeas: This definitely feels really off
adept_nekomancer: Oh boy, nutrients!
ChrisMackGames: Thanks mom! I love a plate full of air.
Serpens77: ah, sweet nutrients!
Drathak: Nutrients are my favorite :)
electra310: We ate the plate
Shparky2197: Delicious nutrients
7gorobei: MrDestructoid
arcaneIllumination: What are we, a persona character?
SnackPak_: beep boop
Tripleyew: Nutrients, just like Mom used to make!
WhaddageekAU: Aww, I liked the filter.
diceinbox: Feels like the parents from invader zim
Pteraspidomorphi: No no keep the filter
Shparky2197: It's such a good filter
TheWarDoctor8: Keep the filter pls
itira: yikers
saucemaster5000: gl hf
ChrisMackGames: Wait... didn't you say you were going to show us around mom?
eric_christian_berg: This is a lot of fuss for a tonsilectomy.
adept_nekomancer: The robot filter was perfect
TheWarDoctor8: it's such a good fit for the feel of this
thraximore: LUL
MilkInBags: we want the dog nose filter
frank_the_great: Filter is too much chat
Coloneljesus: doublemom
arcaneIllumination: Dooble Mom?
saucemaster5000: Mom is NIghtcrawler
HavenDragon: idk why i heard gi and thought ghee instead, lol
WhaddageekAU: Creepy Momson Follows you.
TheWarDoctor8: Uh Oh
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SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
SirenSongSeas: Jump out of bed screaming "PUMPKIN PIE"
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
TheWriterAleph: are ye ready kids
mick_myage: hey come on Ben can you please take this seriously...
patrick_stonecrusher: l sleep in ghee for its moisturizing properties
Shparky2197: I love it, I love it, I love it
TheWarDoctor8: Pirate animatronic cobfirmed
Ravensfest: If you've to time to gab...
WhaddageekAU: Perfection, no notes Ben.
ChrisMackGames: Can't make BM's in the downstairs bathroom.
luke1x: is mom gonna sounds like children laughing next?
electra310: Calling a plumber is bougie
Drathak: Time to go in there I must see
TheWarDoctor8: LUL
Tripleyew: Pirate Mom, Conversation Pit Mom….
Coloneljesus: get that Bioshock Audiolog Sound
TheWarDoctor8: no notes
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @patrick_stonecrusher Legit spit take on reading. Well done.
itira: LUL
saucemaster5000: Mom needs replacement batteries
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pirate or drunk
JarofGoats: Is it us? Are We the problem?
eric_christian_berg: Oh! It's the family that works at Pirates of the Caribbean!
SnackPak_: sergePun
thraximore: umbraHappy
arcaneIllumination: "were" is more ominous than it should be.
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Shparky2197: I'm dying, this is so good
electra310: I assume flooding the bathroom is a wincon
thraximore: oh NAUR
thevikingbear__: Pirate mom is great
TheWarDoctor8: bruarrrrrr
walkwithoutrhythm: Mother 3 is way different than I remember
TheWriterAleph: commit to da bit!
Tripleyew: Aussie Mom?
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Shparky2197: Michael Caine!
YawnLance: Oh shit it's us
gualdhar: I feel seen
saucemaster5000: This is Dick Van Dyke's australian chimney sweep
HavenDragon: oh, me
Tripleyew: Put another mom on the barbie?
diceinbox: Gamer?
SirenSongSeas: I've been percieved
BusTed: 🤔
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe we're like, Princess Bubblegum. We made the whole family
sydnius: ook ook
adept_nekomancer: So, twitch chat is the brother?
Shparky2197: Yes! Thank You Ben!
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
dtgill: Pog champ
sugarsh0t: this is what happens when coupon moms try to get extreme deals on lobotomies
Coloneljesus: Attenborough?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Masta Bruce
SirenSongSeas: Ah so big bro is the hints
BusTed: "I've failed you."
crono3453: Your brother hasn't been the same since he found a ruby the size of a tangerine
Shparky2197: *claps* Best bit, 10/10
Coloneljesus: Borderlands weapons seller
RedRaptor: Bubz?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's so we dont see we are in a robot body now
MaxTurkeyFlaps: This is... I came in about 15 minutes ago and I have no idea what's going on and somehow that's perfect.
GhostValv: gilbert?
yuan42: RIP Gilbert
Coloneljesus: gilbert gotfried
Ravensfest: Why is the mirror wrapped in bacon?
FlushmasterCyclonis: WTF is this O.o
TheWriterAleph: to the mines? LUL
MilkInBags: don't you enter a room?
CastleOtranto: Gilbert Gottfried?
Mashamino: Gilbert Robotfried
qaz1291: Oh no not the mines
diceinbox: The ghost of gotfried
neisan2112: RIP
ChrisMackGames: Gilbert Gottfried? Is that you?
SK__Ren: o7
Coloneljesus: that was great, thanks ben
GhostValv: benginO7
saucemaster5000: day wasted
electra310: The children long for the mines
thraximore: Some real Local 51 energy
laundreydhull: this legit looks like something LRR could pass off in the CFUT Segment :P lrrADAM lrrBEN
FlushmasterCyclonis: I'm not sure if Ben's voices make what I'm seeing funny or even more terrifying
OnyxOblivion: break it open with the fire axe
Laserbeaks_Fury: "GET ON THE POINT!"
neisan2112: Yep
GhostValv: D:
saucemaster5000: only comes out for fresh tissue rolls
Aenir798: I feel personally attacked.
thraximore: does Ben Wheeler's count?
itsr67: it's ok
bblauren: anime is life
asthanius: Is LRR an anime?
Loa_Ayizan: Nope
Coloneljesus: how patronising
neisan2112: They're great
roboticshaman: Is LRR not an anime discord?
TheWriterAleph: go look it up Adam Kappa
azninsect: someone say ironmouse
letfireraindown: She's actually really small
AkiraBalance27: Are you two not vtubers?
Makrosian_Tae: Ironmouse is pretty cool actually. She's super supportive of the vtuber community
Rustpile: At least 8ft
Coloneljesus: Beej is an anime
letfireraindown: like 5' 4"
patrick_stonecrusher: like8ft 7
neisan2112: They were the most subed female Twitch streamers at one point
asthanius: Yeah she’s a mouse
MilkInBags: 5'4'' is somewhat small
BrowneePoints: I have no idea who that is Thank god
Shparky2197: Clipped the Gilbert Gottfried part.
MilkInBags: wow you're tall Adam :)
asthanius: Says the man who is 7’10
yuan42: they had enough money to get a big billboard in NYC
roboticshaman: Dessert Bus does have an anime opening.
dilfbifferent: me?
itsr67: looks at child "wow they're short"
WhaddageekAU: If you can't tell who's short, you're the short one in the room Adam.
neisan2112: Ironmouse is like 4' 11 irl
FlushmasterCyclonis: 5'4" is average height for a woman, at least in the US
dilfbifferent: you rang?
lochnessseammonster: you would if you saw me PrideLaugh
AkiraBalance27: hahaha
Pharmacistjudge: Because everyone is short to Adam
itsr67: WOW
YawnLance: benginWat
GhostValv: D:
raulghoulia: don't tell that to Randy Newman
Monocled_Falcon: Being short is a moral failing first and foremost
azninsect: WOW
Coloneljesus: hoboy
PipeSmokingOwl: i mean objectively......
SnackPak_: yikes
letfireraindown: Certainly the Gremlin energy of a short girl
qaz1291: Holy Shit
BrowneePoints: Adam Cancelledan
Makrosian_Tae: DANG
JarofGoats: O_0
electra310: Do we have a pink hospital bed?
saucemaster5000: Dig Up Stupid
brainbosh: Ther is only "my height" or "not as tall as me"
YawnLance: So how about those mommy jokes
caffiended: WOAH
MilkInBags: I don't see it when they're 5'4'' because I watch over them 4Head
Phailhammer: lrrWOW
BjjBrain: beter 2023 adam
ApoC7_Schimmel: Orthodox Adam came back
Ravensfest: Mr. "I don't see height"
luke1x: we can't go back to him he is ded
serramarkov: Bless you, Adam! For the 5'4" thing.
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints You might like her. She can sing opera.
Coloneljesus: still not as bad as Ben's shreck painting
saucemaster5000: jump in the bayou, feed the croc
FlushmasterCyclonis: @brainbosh Same, so anyone significantly less than 6'4" is "short"
QuaziK_: why is mother W I D E
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NotCainNorAbel: front water property
Tripleyew: Swamp Mom
MilkInBags: elden ring pog
saucemaster5000: lobster sniper'd
Monocled_Falcon: Watch for the sniper lobsters
OnyxOblivion: is this the DLC?
TheWriterAleph: dodge roll!
diceinbox: GOTY
MilkInBags: this is malenia's origin story
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh god, it's not LA it's OH
itsr67: just waiting for the re4 lake fish
Coloneljesus: we are inside miquella's egg
BrowneePoints: BEN
ChrisMackGames: Is it time for surfer mom voice out here?
BrowneePoints: did you just hit us with the BEEF SOFT TACOS
patrick_stonecrusher: splish splish splish
asthanius: La HEE
Dog_of_Myth: coxJam coxJam
BrowneePoints: LA HEE
Monocled_Falcon: It's nice how our mother's house has all the aesthetics of a witch's hut
YawnLance: Slurp up that good bog water
Makrosian_Tae: Ka-me-ha-me-hoooome
SirenSongSeas: Riding hooooooome
BrowneePoints: no
NotCainNorAbel: no
BrowneePoints: do not freakin drink swamp water
sugarsh0t: please do not
bblauren: how about hot dog water
MilkInBags: the swamp is a toilet in the dark
asthanius: Not enough literal sandbox games
Monocled_Falcon: Good way to get giardia
BrowneePoints: you can ACTUALLY die
Dalouer: slurpee swamp water all day
Drathak: Parasite city
Kramburger: What's good, nerds?
adept_nekomancer: We have so much black mana right now.
Dog_of_Myth: Rather drink pickle juice
princess_intell: have we met mommy yet
Shparky2197: So, I'm today years old when I found out that Gilbert Gottfried was the voice of Iago in Aladdin.
Lyropithic: Anyone can drink swamp water ONCE
Duke_0f_Y0rk: glass shark is bejimd you
SirenSongSeas: Yeah even the smallest sip may just kill you
TheWriterAleph: @Drathak where the water's green and the bugs are pretty
Tripleyew: Jet’s say you find a bog in a jar…
chianeko: are we the mother doing the stepping or are we getting stepped on?
sugarsh0t: i literally spent a year researching and presenting on why you should not drink the bog water
DarknessKingCoH: Saweem fat kid!
chianeko: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
itira: Ben? LUL
TheWriterAleph: @DarknessKingCoH but stay outta that dawwwk watuh!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Kramburger: What if we mix the bog water with alcohol? Surely that'll kill the bugs
azninsect: her hands tho
Makrosian_Tae: SingsMic Look at thispho--sunset!
WhaddageekAU: I'm having flashbacks of Rifftrax's Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
Dog_of_Myth: Suddenly, Let's Nope: The Musical.
Aenir798: s-sacrifices?
SK__Ren: Sorry, sacrifices?
Monocled_Falcon: Maybe this is just a really wholesome game about bonding with our robot mother
SirenSongSeas: Uhm sacrifices? What kind?
OnyxOblivion: id hug robomom
ghyllnox: I forget where it was but I saw a huge model of a drop of swamp water with all the bugs and microorganisms, I'd be hard pressed to choose between drinking that or a stranger's urine
MilkInBags: so this is basically nier automata?
thraximore: yes, sacrifices. creature tokens per two colorless mana!
Aenir798: A wholesome game where your father refused to get out of the car because "it wouldn't be safe".
MilkInBags: why is the fridge full of food if 'nutrients' is your favourite meal
asthanius: Midnight more like milfnight
Kramburger: Ben busting out the best pickup lines from Boston
SirenSongSeas: @Aenir798 Whose face you also can't see beacuse it "wouldn't be safe"
MilkInBags: LUL
YawnLance: Ayo
Haroldholmes25: LUL
BrowneePoints: Thanks to SuperMega I can't hear Mama Mia without thinking "mama mia...PIzzaRIA!"
empyreon: riffYeti
silenceaux: you don't park a car inside a trunk
MilkInBags: if someone asked me that I would be terribly confused
prince_infidel: Yes they do Adam
YawnLance: Gotta find someone with an extra wide parking space
Monocled_Falcon: Parking a car inside a trunk is called rear ending someone
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh baby, drive around the block a few times and wait for a neighbor to leave
saucemaster5000: hey Adam where do you park your Mini Coup?
patrick_stonecrusher: gonna park my bus in chocolate town
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
MilkInBags: LUL
ChrisMackGames: LUL
AkiraBalance27: thats a disturbing message to see
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
Solid_Fuel: lrrSPOOP
asthanius: You cannot sleep when enemies are nearby
thraximore: lrrSPOOPY
Monocled_Falcon: You cannot sleep while enemies are nearby
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I fucking jumped along with y'all
azninsect: benginSpoop
xVeinFirex: He's right, they ask adam where he's docking the boat
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
MilkInBags: is this about sex before marriage
BrowneePoints: You've regretted, Mom's Spaghetted
ChrisMackGames: That's an ominous message to see when you try to go to sleep.
thraximore: umbraS
saucemaster5000: no more rants on reddit, Liana
azninsect: "moms done...some shit"
diceinbox: Shofar?
TheWriterAleph: too far, too far, go back
diceinbox: Shodan?
Coloneljesus: portal turret voice
MilkInBags: he's tweaking
Monocled_Falcon: Our age? Aren't we like 6?
Kramburger: If Adam becomes dummy thicc, will he finally become the Asylum Demon of LRR?
Monocled_Falcon: We've entered our angst phase while we're still 4' 5"?
thraximore: game audio gone?
thraximore: ah no just the music?
Shparky2197: The "I got scared" clip is still my fave
MilkInBags: oh no it's hades
asthanius: Ooooh
Leonworth: thats so good
ChrisMackGames: Tychus is that you?
iris_of_ether: I pop in to funny voices, rabbit ears (a bow?). and a giant scary lady on screen.
Coloneljesus: BOI
iris_of_ether: So just, like, a normal one
MilkInBags: disco elysium cortex voice
thraximore: Murder Trivia Party
SK__Ren: I want to make a prediction... we're dead.
Shparky2197: Oh that was sweet
thraximore: or Qanon Anonymous
Kramburger: OMFG
Coloneljesus: perfect
dilfbifferent: wow
TheWriterAleph: gennaLUL
SnackPak_: nailed it
iris_of_ether: Wow
diceinbox: Perfect
Shparky2197: Holy S***
Ritaspirithntr: @shparky2197 same. That clip was SO funny
Orxolon: hahahaha
Jobot180: So accurate
jessieimproved: sergeJustRight
ChrisMackGames: Nailed it
Boon_33: bout 3 fiddy
Pteraspidomorphi: I think there's something wrong with her... vertex groups
Makrosian_Tae: Perfect
frank_the_great: I love Jackbox, wish the games were cheaper
DEATHlikescats: oh hey I just watched my Dinner with Andre. Small world
ChrisMackGames: Mom, can you leave my room so I can go to sleep?
diceinbox: Sleep with your eyes closed so you can’t see her
Coloneljesus: I'm so disengaged right now
NotCainNorAbel: you can...once
asthanius: That’s sleeping
ghyllnox: It's called disassociation
silenceaux: astral projection?
thraximore: @NotCainNorAbel 😬
saucemaster5000: I asked my consciousness for engagement and then forgot.
DEATHlikescats: Oh to be moss for a day
Jobot180: There have been so many times I've wanted to disengage my consciousness
MilkInBags: Ben, manage your Samsung
gibbousm: ghost in the machine
asthanius: What if you get stuck?
Drathak: 100% he would prank you adam
HavenDragon: so Ben would be a Rotom, got it
electra310: Ben the Blender
Coloneljesus: Ben would just vacuum the room
cosarprime: Power reveals
silenceaux: but is that Absolute power?
saucemaster5000: I'd use it to help puppies and children without a home
MilkInBags: no one is good :)
The_Color_Twelve: power doesn't corrupt, power reveals
Jobot180: We'd all probably try and see people naked.
DEATHlikescats: Or to feel the curling fronds of a fern spreading for the sun
Solid_Fuel: so like adam then?
BrowneePoints: I mean, I'd sacrifice myself to make a better world
gibbousm: like Beej?
soulessgamer: How do you define good though?
Boon_33: Ben would press F to FIST
yuan42: ben, have you watched "The Boys?"
roboticshaman: Please everyone don't disengage your consciousness without prior consultation.
Coloneljesus: Beej is already corrupted without power
frank_the_great: I can be a superhero that uses it for good 90% of the time. Just let me get that other 10%, works out utilitarianly
Makrosian_Tae: THERE it is
MilkInBags: LUL
azninsect: got 'em
YawnLance: I mean if you insist
GhostValv: D:
DEATHlikescats: No people are good we just make choices that harm others the least
saucemaster5000: those nuts? Fired
soulessgamer: This is why there are a million different schools of philosophy.
MilkInBags: all good o7
SnackPak_: dang
dilfbifferent: oof
itira: hahahaha
empyreon: lrrWOW
MilkInBags: I'm your mother :)
YawnLance: Wow I guess that means I'm still human :)
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saucemaster5000: allo poppet
DEATHlikescats: Orcish mom
jessieimproved: Gotta be Teri Hatcher in Coraline
Phailhammer: Oh god, it's Aunty Jack! XD
asthanius: Yeah same
asthanius: Foot under ass is so comfy
saucemaster5000: Everyone needs a leg up sometimes
YeetTheRich_: i also do the sitting on leg and i hate it
Coloneljesus: fuhwuhfo'
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i learned recently that bisexuals are unable to sit normally, and that explains a lot
asthanius: Fuvuh fut
Shparky2197: West country accent?
MilkInBags: oh no she's an orc
TheWriterAleph: zug zug
roboticshaman: jobs done!
ThorSokar: JOB'S DONE
GhostValv: jobs done
Aenir798: Me not that kind of orc!
Shparky2197: elp, elp, I'm being repressedc
Phailhammer: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Looks like I just learned something about myself. lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: Ask Adam Sandler to make us a tape explaining how it's been years and he's now our boyfriend
Jobot180: Jobs Done!
Dog_of_Myth: Love me a Job's Done
MilkInBags: Crusader Kings 3
asthanius: The game of life
ChrisMackGames: Work Work... Off I go then... Zug Zug... Job's Done.
BjjBrain: "why would I buy a caravan that's no fookin' wheels!"
ghyllnox: Poker?
Coloneljesus: video game or any game?
patrick_stonecrusher: moi BRAIN urts!
diceinbox: Black Jack
ghyllnox: Slots?
korvys: Poker
asthanius: 70 or no deal
MilkInBags: Magic hall of famers have an average of 68%
rick0chet008: Spin the bottle!
frank_the_great: All fun hypothetical questions are ruined by greed, lol
soulesschaarii: yooooo whats good yall
asthanius: Fine, I wanna be good at kicking rocks
saucemaster5000: Red Alert 2
offbeatwitch: hello boys, how's tonight's game
Makrosian_Tae: Bruh, I opened 10 packs of magic and got 10 rares. I am SO GOOD at gambling!
Coloneljesus: play it right now
CyndaneTierney: You don't want to be the Red Light, Green Light world champion?
asthanius: Keep those kisses for later
YawnLance: WOW
BrowneePoints: Ah yes, Spin the Bottle Utah Edition
MilkInBags: yes, the bottle sex
Orxolon: hahhahaha
GhostValv: :O
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
dilfbifferent: yo
azninsect: hhahahah
YawnLance: Look at this fucker over here
SnackPak_: skill gap
ThorSokar: Banish the Unclean!
BjjBrain: Phil enters the chat
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ghyllnox: Dilf bifferent
Pharmacistjudge: Like 65 in a no RNG game like chess is quite bad
caffiended: buiilt diff
asthanius: Elfpilled dwarfcel
Drathak: who told him about my joints
saucemaster5000: That's why he fucks -- always smokin
Manae: I still can't think of Grubby as anything other than a SC2 pro.
BrowneePoints:'s called a Jazz Cigarette
MilkInBags: you can't reach over 2000 ELO with 65% winrate
asthanius: Experts are better than 65
gibbousm: 65% is a huge win rate
Orxolon: you need like 90
barbmitzvah: 65% win rate in chess in NUTS
barbmitzvah: no they're not
silenceaux: Doesn't that imply that the experts aren't playing one another?
YeetTheRich_: elo doesn't work that way
lackingsanity: draws are a massive part of high level chess, you need to account for that
Coloneljesus: magnus
PhilanthropyLich: Wasn't Magnus undefeated for a couple years?
JOZeldenrust: Just keep playing against very weak opponents.
Ilyusion: Bobby fisher?
caffiended: Magnus
BrowneePoints: Look, all you need is TWO buttplugs and you can be the master
barbmitzvah: 42%
diceinbox: Yeah. You might be accused of having vibrating anal beads
saucemaster5000: No, pretty sure it's Gunther
MilkInBags: ass beeds/100
Orxolon: is very good,but to be Nº 1 you need like 90
OnyxOblivion: 65% in Fortnite is pretty damn good tho, especially solos
Ilyusion: Well he cheated all of them?
gibbousm: 42.15 %
Spacecarl: chess mastery gets more exponential. like the best would never lose vs like one of us
SkylerRingtail: Depends. Win rate with or without the cheating dildo?
Blakemcm: they arent doing the math right. 65% against the top players is sooooo much better than 65% against anyone
ApoC7_Schimmel: Get Magnus himself
Scy_Anide: What's his KDA?
cosarprime: Yeah, experts at chess have to play each other.
gualdhar: who was the chest master that beat 30 players simultaneously?
Leonworth: a top level pro would have a massive win rate against lower ranks but closer to 50/50 at high levels.
asthanius: 65 in TOTAL is bad
gibbousm: 42.68 draw rate
long_bad_cutscene: i thought his name is dinglebingle carlson?
NotCainNorAbel: 42% are also draws
barbmitzvah: Ben you'd be the best ever by a mile
cosarprime: Which is going to bring down their average
YeetTheRich_: it also means you have a 35% chance to lose against an absolute noob
Leonworth: 65% consistantle is insane
asthanius: 65 against any person fucking sucks
BjjBrain: Check ELO rating
Tripleyew: Adam is pulling this stream over, right now!
PipeSmokingOwl: Score: 63.49 %
saucemaster5000: We give up, you ARE the best in the world Adam. You're so smart
PipeSmokingOwl: so draws are better than losses in chess
long_bad_cutscene: diamond 5
brainbosh: Oh, so chess also has draws
cosarprime: because other people who are about as good aren't going to have that missmatched win rates
Makrosian_Tae: You win 65% of your chess games, but you were doing it in jungle with a leash. Doesn't count
gibbousm: A "Good" winrate is anything above 50%
MilkInBags: LUL
Orxolon: xD
asthanius: Get got
GhostValv: benginO7
PipeSmokingOwl: lrrGOAT
MilkInBags: imagine playing chess for real
BrowneePoints: pick 1
Solid_Fuel: wow!!!
raulghoulia: I enjoy let's nope. these boys
Coloneljesus: wht about checkers?
caffiended: Lmao
BrowneePoints: be a chess grandmaster or a well adjusted human
Kramburger: Pull the trigger, piglet
WowoT: how about 75% win rate mtg?
saucemaster5000: What if the pieces look like pokemon?
silenceaux: An excellent ripcord to that bit
asthanius: What about hungry hungry hippos
thefightnerd: pro crokinole player
MilkInBags: 65% winrate at rock paper scissors
YawnLance: Imagine enjoying chess smh
Laserbeaks_Fury: Checkmate, Chess players
kumatsu: Why pick chess when you can pick Canasta
barbmitzvah: He's right tho
Aenir798: How about shogi Ben?
TeamDarkBeginning: pinochle kicks ass actually
SkylerRingtail: I'd rather be a pro Funch player.
YawnLance: Ben out here playing spin the bottle and dunking on chess players
asthanius: Chad ace chess champ
ThorSokar: He's not wrong, chess sucks, Ben for President!
SnackPak_: get good at pinichole and clap grandma
crono3453: Chess? No no. Candy land for me.
steelfox13: Ben's never been to a chess tournament after-party.
OnyxOblivion: The Chad Checkers Player
Sogheim: waiting for the inevitable "chess is a game for babies"
MilkInBags: especially if you're oil
Orxolon: imagine being the 70% win rate at backgammon
azninsect: internet momos?
YawnLance: Virgin is for olive oil
GreatGodOm: What's with the bunny ears?
JakeKamas: There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, implying that there is something wrong with being a chess player
saucemaster5000: Virgin is for airlines
Coloneljesus: virgin is for drinks
HarmonisedMelody: Gods it's rad that LRR people can apologise
ghyllnox: Broke: virgin Woke: Sex noob
frank_the_great: No no, it resets at the start of the year, so it's now or never
HarmonisedMelody: Like, I never see that shit anywhere
BrowneePoints: "need something doing?
OnyxOblivion: A TOY-YODA
HarmonisedMelody: And it's rad
SnackPak_: that's Frank Oz
BrowneePoints: "one day ME have boot"
saucemaster5000: "That log had a child"
roboticshaman: Done, the job is.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lost your brother to the Dark Side, we did.
Mai_Andra: From Yoda, it's only a short stretch to Miss Piggy
HavenDragon: Ben no
TheWriterAleph: close enough
The_Ninjurai: Her dress is stuck to her hand
silenceaux: see all the heartbreak, you do not? This is weird
Mai_Andra: much heartache in it's creation, there was
Makrosian_Tae: Much confusion, in hearing this narration
HavenDragon: Ben pls
laundreydhull: but why Yoda, chat?
YawnLance: Where our hope comes in that is
JakeKamas: "comes in, hope does."
Pteraspidomorphi: The_Ninjurai: I know exactly how to fix that in the model and it's driving me crazy watching it
laundreydhull: Why not "Uncle Iroh"? LUL
Shparky2197: Can you do gonzo?
YawnLance: Mom talks really slowly
thefightnerd: this blow up robot doll mom is giving me the creeps
TheWriterAleph: Detective Babylegs
themostjoast: good call
MilkInBags: the good avatar, adam
saucemaster5000: yup, Adam got it
Pteraspidomorphi: :'(
laundreydhull: Oh.
themostjoast: the drummer dudes?
Makrosian_Tae: RIP Mako. You were the best uncle, and the best lord of darkness
Laserbeaks_Fury: There is no war in Pandora
BrowneePoints: He's the Wise father figure with heartbreaking backstory Adam
iris_of_ether: benginO7
itsr67: *cuts to smurfs*
Phailhammer: They're called the Water Tribe, Adam. lrrBEEJ
roboticshaman: Avatar: The way of water-bending
laundreydhull: lrrADAM you haven't-
neisan2112: I just saw Avatar 2 actually, and it was pretty good
neisan2112: Lots of Water
laundreydhull: nevermind, sorry. I've stopped.
YawnLance: No it's just mommy, no spooky.
The_Ninjurai: I don't know, that model is pretty spooky
adept_nekomancer: Art is a... strong word.
Makrosian_Tae: MY TAX RETURNS
Vanbael: the game is very...animatronic?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: istg, if i get another papa johns ad
Sogheim: I looked for spoilers in the reviews of this game and all they said was "mother thicc"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Commercialism, the true horror
Pteraspidomorphi: Nooo, watching ads will take all afternoon!
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Laserbeaks_Fury: This sounds like a Mass Effect BGM, but terribly off-key
TheMerricat: just checking in chat how has the mothering gone? better than when we were remothered?
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat bout the same
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MilkInBags: hot cam
saucemaster5000: Very hot
YeetTheRich_: hot ben
YawnLance: Hi mommy
JarofGoats: lrrSPOOP
bblauren: what u lookin there
MilkInBags: is this a trick
asthanius: No trick only treat
Blakemcm: ITS A RUSE ADAM!!!
YeetTheRich_: what is this a wheeler bit
Vanbael: ben, the break's over
JarofGoats: jump...scare?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: B... B...Ben? Ben, can you hear us?
themostjoast: oh, he know
MilkInBags: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
saucemaster5000: still better than Aronofsky's "Mother!"
Vanbael: !advice
LRRbot: Cleanse the Merry-Go-Round horse object of power.
Serpens77: the breaks over when he says it's over!
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote mother
LRRbot: Quote #435: "I never loved you! I never loved you or your mother! You were a mistake!" —James [2015-07-09]
barbmitzvah: Hello Ben!
Veste: bengiorno
TheMerricat: I want to believe that Ben doesn't realize he's switched on the game scene, but I know Ben....
TheWriterAleph: man John Carpenter is banging on this soundtrack
ChrisMackGames: Error 404: Ben not found.
patrick_stonecrusher: adam leaving a coiler?
SeaDiegoFC: Good thing he got his phone updated earlier
Vanbael: is this the hammerspace that is the break?
Monocled_Falcon: Is this performance art?
AkiraBalance27: This is all just a video recording of Ben on loop
saucemaster5000: I hope he's winning that game of marvel snap
DreadfulDrifter: what if ... that's not ben ?
Makrosian_Tae: Ben is doing his Zenitsu impression
call_me_Aras: I guess this is a bit?
KillThreeRats: Ben just staring dead eyed and silent at chat is certainly a Whole Ass Mood.
Pteraspidomorphi: I suspect this soundtrack was generated by one of those fancy new AIs
Bengineering: does this guy just sit there?
ChrisMackGames: @DreadfulDrifter Is it Mother?
MilkInBags: LUL
YawnLance: Yeah it's pretty boring smh
TheMerricat: He smirked at us chat, he knows.... he knows.....
AkiraBalance27: lmfao
ChrisMackGames: @Bengineering LUL LUL
Veste: i think if you click on him he starts reacting
qaz1291: then Ben is coming from inside the house
MilkInBags: chess player doing nothing on stream smh
saucemaster5000: @Bengineering sometimes he takes his pants off, it's weird
Vanbael: Idk, but I'm here for this
JarofGoats: It's called ASMR thank you very much
TheWriterAleph: @Bengineering unsubscribe!
The_Ninjurai: Yeah, this guy doesn't really do much. Doesn't even pay attention to chat
Bengineering: hey play the game
gualdhar: did Adam fall in the toilet? does he need a rescue?
Stratavarius: If you put your mouse cursor on screen he follows it with his eyes
Veste: well nobody's asking for that
Bengineering: can I be a mod
TheMerricat: lol
YawnLance: No
GrassVortex: LUL
Zalthia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:15:56.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
AkiraBalance27: Would be great if it was Adam on Bens account
Juliamon: today, on "Let's Nope bits that make no sense to the Youtubers"
ewhac: Thrill as he DOOM SCROLLS!!!
Makrosian_Tae: Lol
Sarah_Serinde: I'm gonna need a bigger banhammer
YeetTheRich_: cameron and ian christmas but it's just ben and a chair
barbmitzvah: He see us
saucemaster5000: yeah mods? seems we have an ill faith chatter here
mugulord: o hai
LithelyUnshod: HEather's gonna be mad at you
WhaddageekAU: ART
circusofkirkus: is Adam pooping with the lights off?
laundreydhull: weh?
TheWriterAleph: Ben "Ain't I a Stinker?" Ulmer
asthanius: Is Adam doing a counter bit
YawnLance: I guess Adam fell into the toilet
The_Ninjurai: Look at this guy, just smiling and looking around. Like we aren't even there
Front_Ranger: Adam clearly abducted by aliens
korvys: !quote Adama
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6242: "You should be able to just enjoy something even when you're bad at it." —Adam [2019-07-27]
ChrisMackGames: @circusofkirkus And his eyes closed and mouth open
MilkInBags: totally going to beat this game in one sitting Kappa
mitomanox: tricky ben is best ben
Dog_of_Myth: Did Adam drink the swamp water??
laundreydhull: I thought you were on a loop stream...
Zalthia: I just got here what's going on?
Monocled_Falcon: The LRR office does have a very wide toilet, easy to fall in
AkiraBalance27: Adam got lost
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO ?
asthanius: Oh fuck is Adam watching on his phone
matthaus_c: w i d e l o a d
Stratavarius: !advice
pn55: Were the spoops too much for Adam?
circusofkirkus: moon (base) is haunted
Vanbael: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use the elephant gun.
Gascitygaming: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sail up your mother.
Rustpile: Adam fell in
saucemaster5000: probly pooping in the dark for the first time
TheWriterAleph: @lrrbot , please
Makrosian_Tae: !card damn
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Vanbael: lrrbot wat!
SeaDiegoFC: If we all start chanting his name, Adam will appear
CyndaneTierney: Do we need to organize a rescue crew?
WhaddageekAU: That seems both the right and wrong advicew from Lrrbot.
JarofGoats: Are we SURE the bots not sentient
Monocled_Falcon: Yeah, someone turned off the lights in the bathroom and Adam's panicking
themostjoast: I really dig this new direction for the stream, personally
matthaus_c: one time he gets to poop away from the eyes of the lord
matthaus_c: don't take this away from him
TemporallyAwry: I know it's a short game, but I really feel we're padding it at this point Kappa
Veste: it's felix, it's felix, it's felix, it's felix,
Vanbael: !findquote mom
LRRbot: Quote #211: "You're not my mom! Wait… are you my mom? I always wanted to meet her." —James [2015-05-02]
bblauren: may the poop lords help him home
Elevation_4000_FT: what is Heather even going to do with this?
ChrisMackGames: Adam is so relax. He turned off the lights to poop and is in heaven.
ashesandmochi: i'm glad i remembered to tune in, this would've been very confusing to watch on youtube later
YeetTheRich_: oh hi adam
fastlane250: aw I wanted Adam jumpscare
asthanius: I knew it was a counter bit!
ApoC7_Schimmel: this music really got to me
WhaddageekAU: @Elevation_4000_FT murder them, probably.
matthaus_c: double digit dookie
ApoC7_Schimmel: went in a trance
Vanbael: that was a break
Veste: man's gotta poop
YawnLance: Sometimes poops just be like that
circusofkirkus: poop break screen when?
Zalthia: ???
mulligan2six: one shitting?
saucemaster5000: yeah, quit wasting time, Ulmer
Rustpile: glad you managed to climb out of the toilet Adam
gualdhar: someone call the cleaning crew
MaxTurkeyFlaps: "Mom is robit. Roll credits."
magical_writer: 100 percent speed run
neisan2112: Technically you got up so you haven't done it in one sitting
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Veste: ????????? what's pooping
saucemaster5000: not me
MilkInBags: did you keep the lights off?
YawnLance: You poop???
YeetTheRich_: hehe peepee poopoo
raulghoulia: lights on or off
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote poop
LRRbot: Quote #4892: "It's good sometimes to blow off some steam and just poop on pictures of buildings." —mtvcdm [2018-04-17]
Pteraspidomorphi: Mother here certainly doesn't
ApoC7_Schimmel: it s a sign youre still alive
ghyllnox: In the dark though?
saucemaster5000: I just do wet farts
ChrisMackGames: According to this game, we don't poop.
jessieimproved: there are several books about it if you need help
Aenir798: Did you close your eyes Adam?
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown lrrGARBO FBtouchdown
RockPusher: Bad Things™ happen if you don't poop
laundreydhull: what? I thought the stream was looped-
Veste: oh baby gonna enter that barn
matthaus_c: now I want to shit in the barn
Vanbael: we should enter the barn
frozenphoenix7: You're not the boss of me game
CyndaneTierney: Well, that's weird.
TheWriterAleph: BARN
ChrisMackGames: So, enter the barn, right?
saucemaster5000: woah ben.... slow down
asthanius: We are clearly a sentient dvd player
tidehollowcat: Okay this is continuing to remind me of Promised Neverland.
Vanbael: "Don't do the thing" oh we should do the thing
frank_the_great: Playthroughs on youtube are 1:30 to 2:30
TheWriterAleph: sv_cheats 1 noclip
The_Ninjurai: I say go through the sub ocean to get to the barn
asthanius: I pooped outside once
saucemaster5000: on purpose?
Gascitygaming: the ears make this so much better
MilkInBags: baller
Makrosian_Tae: @saucemaster5000 WHAT??
BrowneePoints: Ah yes, the Dookie Drop
asthanius: You what
circusofkirkus: are you the Dave Matthews Band tour bus?
Leonworth: BEN?
Aenir798: Did you experience a Man's Romance?
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
gualdhar: an outhouse on the Kenai River where I stared down a bear on the opposite bank
patrick_stonecrusher: l once pooped on top of a beaver dam as a show of disrespect
kumatsu: did Adam eat the eggs?
Ravensfest: Was there a boat going by>
BrowneePoints: No no, they pooped ON a beaver
matthaus_c: disrespect your surroundings
TemporallyAwry: !findquote disrespect
LRRbot: Quote #4903: "I disrespected Yargle once...ONCE." —Serge [2018-04-20]
asthanius: The Mounties are on their way
Ravensfest: You poop off the side of a bridge, how is that private?
TheWriterAleph: ben you can poop on a bald eagle in response
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:20:40.
saucemaster5000: I mean, I def pooped in weird places by accident. Willing to admit as a late 30s person I've gambled and lost.
Makrosian_Tae: Next magic card" Dis // Respect"
kumatsu: game published by Pixar
Abelzumi: Mom's looking extra polyganous today
Monocled_Falcon: Is her hair different?
patrick_stonecrusher: lm american and they kept flooding the dead-end road l lived on
ghyllnox: I pooped in a bathroom on the top of a mountain in Yellowstone with a very specific lid protocol for odor control
neisan2112: Tandam Man's Romance near some cows is my weirdest
MilkInBags: LUL
ewhac: Our mom is Issun from Okami?
HiimDant: huh?
YawnLance: Daddy's out here laying pipe every friday night
TheMerricat: So chat, since I'm a johny come lately tonight, given how Ben and Adam are discussing Mom... do they not realize she's a mannequin?
saucemaster5000: My Dad asked him to fist me
MilkInBags: "can't wait for the festive fistmas every weekend"
thevikingbear__: Friday is plow day
AsheMorgan_: tune in right to see some thiccems
electra310: I thought Friday was when we visit the cemetary
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 NotLikeThis
PipeSmokingOwl: bloobyGasm
Pteraspidomorphi: Dad said he'd drop by on tuesday night, right?
Haroldholmes25: @TheMerricat oh they do, they're just into that
matthaus_c: I don't even need to be the horny one tonight this rules
Haroldholmes25: @Pteraspidomorphi thursday
Abelzumi: Ah, all the partners have disappeared... Poly-gone...
TheMerricat: LOL
Pteraspidomorphi: Haroldholmes25: Thanks
TheWriterAleph: is that the Dale filter?
jessieimproved: That's a long dang time to pick apples
asthanius: Sounds nice
mitomanox: lrrBEN lrrSHINE
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episvont: wooo spoops!
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SK__Ren: But did we used to?
arcaneIllumination: @Pteraspidomorphi He also said he'd call, not show up.
polluxr: this could be the official voiceover for this game easily
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
Sethalidos: I need an adult
matthaus_c: and craig's apples SUCKED
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ashesandmochi: this should be the official narration
steelfox13: A day of apple picking is child labor, not a fun day out
Pteraspidomorphi: Fine, fine, I could be paying more attention. I blame the poop talk :p
fastlane250: this is supposed to be scary and/or funny but it's just making me miss my grandma
AsheMorgan_: real trivia murder party vibes right here
saucemaster5000: he's waiting for you to get stuck
Rekiara subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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YawnLance: MOM
Reduce_Sanity: lrrSPOOP
Makrosian_Tae: Why doesn't this BINGO card have a square for ART?
YawnLance: 👀
Ilyusion: Mom showing thigh
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 owo step-saucemaster
empyreon: looking respectfully riffYeti
WhaddageekAU: Mother, your armature weighting is showing!
matthaus_c: an Apple commercial or an apple commercial?
frankywils: still the best mom in any game you've played in awhile
asthanius: We don’t stink
Pteraspidomorphi: "I'm your mom" "And I'm a PC"
ewhac: Why is there a green screen in the bathroom?
SK__Ren: Mother... dearest?
cutaos: parkin cars
TheWriterAleph: it's Mama Threeee-Dawwwwg
Makrosian_Tae: BAHAHAHAHA
ApoC7_Schimmel: lol
YawnLance: DJ Vice
AsheMorgan_: Radio announcer mommy? Sorry.
neisan2112: I'm thinking we dont have a brother
ewhac: Your 12 hour shift begins in five minutes. No, you're not getting paid....
patrick_stonecrusher: dj vice
matthaus_c: D-D-DJ Vice
fastlane250: Wednesday, WEDNESDAY, W E D N E S D A Y
WhaddageekAU: You're listening to Mother Mannequin and the Orchard on the morning drivetime, here on CFUT!
TheMerricat: So chat, should we tell Ben and Adam about the fact that if you load the demo for Mothered after you've beat the main game... you get a 'mini-sequel' to the game instead of the demo?
asthanius: Sounds like you just dif
chrono2x: Hey Hey Hey, it is Ben and Adam for your Daily Spoop on KLRR in the morning
asthanius: Did
crono3453: a child put in a robot body. What with your "Nutrients" and not being able to look in the mirror. For your own good.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wonder what was wrong with the old treants
LordZarano: @TheMerricat Nah
matthaus_c: orchard in the front, barn in the back
OnyxOblivion: ben knows a lot about loving inanimate objects as we saw
Haroldholmes25: orchard in the front car in the back
The_Ninjurai: Is that what the kids are calling it these days? The orchird?
mitomanox: cfut canon
roboticshaman: I think Ben is losing it.
ghyllnox: Are we the ghost?
thevikingbear__: We have large... tracks of land
SydPreviouslyHeadache: @crono3453 my guess is no one is human
BrowneePoints: I mean I've usually heard it as a garden but I GUESS it can be an orchard if there's enough bushes
ewhac: Birch trees with apples?
OnyxOblivion: yeah we are not a HUMAN child are we
Mortimew: through the treeeees~
matthaus_c: oh man, a pomme de terre joke
Makrosian_Tae: Farm to table, pomme to terre
ghyllnox: What about apples of the horse?
thraximore: KKona pom de terr
BrowneePoints: I still love how the word for Potato in Japanese also is slang for Country Hick
kumatsu: what are these BIRCH TREES doing here?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Apples picked: 2/100
Ravensfest: Minecraft trees
TheWriterAleph: we gonna make us a pie?
Juliamon: More like pom de terrible amirite
BrowneePoints: excuse me
frogomb: I have a pen. I have a apple
Zaroth339 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
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AsheMorgan_: how do you like dragonflight ben?
BrowneePoints: *points to WF race* gonna talk shit about Boomchicken again Ben? And how you're REALLY FRIGGIN GOOD AT IT!
TheMerricat: So apparently birch tree and apple tree pollen as so similar that if you have an allergy to one, you have it to both...
dougma: you keep passing another one, but with the delay there is no way to tell you where
Ivalenz_: 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎
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Elevation_4000_FT: Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?Mother do you think they'll like this song?Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?Mother should I build a wall?
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fastlane250: Collect 8 apples to advance time
matthaus_c: mom does nothing soft
thevikingbear__ converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
The_Ninjurai: When did Watch and Play get moved to Tuesday?
ewhac: "We need three. We have one. It takes two."
TheMerricat: holy shit ben has sharp eyes
matthaus_c: @The_Ninjurai Watch+Nope is a storied tradition
saucemaster5000: we're short but we have five foot arms
Mai_Andra: Yeah, how can li'l 2 ft Liana reach these apples?
saucemaster5000: Saying "this is watch and play" is like saying "the simpsons did it first"
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Don't challenge the chat.
matthaus_c: this is much better than the simpsons
LinearGif: There are 8 apples in the whole world, collect them all
korvys: No demon clown spider trains, though
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh shoot, i didn't realize i got gifted a sub earlier, thank you so much to whoever it was, if they're still here
asthanius: and it has a thicc mom
Laserbeaks_Fury: I hope it never drops the other shoe and it's just creepy the whole time
Aenir798: Try looking for an apple tree instead of a birch tree.
doubledbear: Yeah this isn't a watch+nope
Serivus: There was one by where Ben saw one, you just looked at the wrong tree
matthaus_c: as my late meemaw always said, the apple falls from the tree
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: If a giant pile of green soft-serve asks you to join them in the void, say no.
TheMerricat: what was mom smoking thinking that we need to get apples from trees this bair?
kumatsu: you passed an apple 30 seconds ago SeriousSloth
TheMerricat: bare evne
TheMerricat: even
SarahTBear: what if the apple is a metaphor for, like, childhood innocence
Makrosian_Tae: I found a real PS1 horror gem and wanted to send it your way. Should I put anything on the package like "for the Let's Nope boys" ?
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6692: ""Technically correct", the Adam Savidan Story." —Adam [2020-01-10]
IzumiDei: those arent even apple trees, they're birch trees
Laserbeaks_Fury: Picking apples is CORE gameplay
Ravensfest: This feels like a game where they put in 7 appkes
LinearGif: "Good job finding 8 apples, but I said come talk to me when it's noon, so go wait"
gawag_: maybe theres actially only 7
matthaus_c: apple-lujah
HarmonisedMelody: Golly I sure do love a game gating progress behind finding RED apples in the GREEN trees
Makrosian_Tae: Coo'!
kumatsu: At some point I should mail up those baby game cds
saucemaster5000: I don't have any apples for ya, but we have plenty of nuts
fonicbelt: apple success
Kramburger: Slide into Ben's DMs with unsauced nuggies
Mazrae: mom already ate one of the apples
diceinbox: Yeah know. Now I got black Betty stuck in my head for some reason
HarmonisedMelody: I would probably have to close the game or find a guide
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mother, I just picked a fruit
BrowneePoints: sup Michael Mother Mouse
asthanius: Is the game telling us to touch grass
asthanius: What the fuck
korvys: Place the lotion in the basket..
MilkInBags: it puts the lotion on its skin and then in the basket
matthaus_c: tell me hunter, could this be joy?
arcaneIllumination: That felt oddly pointed at the player.
JarofGoats: This games going to go real meta real fast isnt it
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ewhac: Why does our mother look like Laughing Sal?
LinearGif: you are now under a rest
The_Ninjurai: Did you take a rest in the shed?
saucemaster5000: Keep hearing Buster Bluth say "Mother"
kumatsu: Mother, may I have some òats
Makrosian_Tae: Basket Apples, 31 flavors!
BrowneePoints: Basket of Apples sounds like a Tabaxi character in a D&D game
ghyllnox: Wasn't this supposed to be an rpg? Or did I misunderstand
BrowneePoints: like a Tabaxi Druid
Mai_Andra: "bet you're wondering how I got here..."
empyreon: riffYeti
BrowneePoints: can confirm, my hair is to my midback
BrowneePoints: when it's in a ponytail it hurts after a while
matthaus_c: and yet
saucemaster5000: shawshank
empyreon: I wield POWER lrrBEEJ
Veste: i think thats the work of an enemy stand
Makrosian_Tae: You don't like prison you say, yet you engage with it
circusofkirkus: is Ben Peter Pan?
BrowneePoints: Ben doesn't have a shadow? FAE! FAE!
BrowneePoints: don't trust ben he's a FAE!
matthaus_c: the only shadow I know is the hedgehog
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atinyspacemarine: Ben confirmed for antichrist.
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AdamYMHMI: I, too, a normal person.
frogomb: Ben is vampire
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5598: "I think I just like getting fucked by games." —Adam [2018-12-15]
saucemaster5000: You know what mom? Maybe I just don't want to reminisce every five fucking seconds of my life, you ever think of that?
asthanius: Mom actually sounds like she genuinely cares about us
LinearGif: whizz palace
gualdhar: bathroom is paid dlc
matthaus_c: game is rough around the edges but the dialogue is solid, I'm digging this
BrowneePoints: Ben wants to partake of the Forbidden Porcelain Juice
laundreydhull: BRO?
Raincoast_Bear: Good evening Super Nope Brothers. Happy Dec 27, or as I call it, Wrestling Day.
ChrisMackGames: Mother is mad with you. You did not bm with your eyes closed.
saucemaster5000: ^
ewhac: Here comes the Grue...
LinearGif: snow white forest run incoming
matthaus_c: nice work
SarahTBear: oh fun!!!
ChrisMackGames: Um.... Mom...?
Reduce_Sanity: lrrSPOOP
Mazrae: they really got that wind noise down
Juliamon: cue Bad Apple?
doubledbear: oooooooooh it's a metaphor
arcaneIllumination: We should talk to bro more often.
crono3453: Ah yes. Just normal orchard things
asthanius: A meta for what?
gawag_: nothing, whats a meta with you?
HarmonisedMelody: What's a meta for anyway?
Mazrae: between her like that and that wind sound I have actual chills
doubledbear: @HarmonisedMelody I don't what's a meta with you?
saucemaster5000: could you translate "ambiance" for me?
Mashamino: beb tibe
gawag_: i was kinda annoyed by the lighting at first but theyre using it very well
matthaus_c: too bad all your hard work went into rotten apples
CyndaneTierney: Funny how you have a view of the barn from your bedroom.
matthaus_c: bro has ten kills on the board right now
doubledbear: oh hell yeah, nutrients for breakfast?
saucemaster5000: Not "Love, Mom?'
electra310: Ooh, no love
HarmonisedMelody: Heck yeah, I love <DAD>
electra310: It takes so long to eat that plate
Juliamon: oof
Juliamon: this mom is my dad
ewhac: The Visit -- The Interactive Version
doubledbear: Mod this game and replace Mother with Lady Dimitrescu
saucemaster5000: the disappointment is palpable
NotCainNorAbel: Dad hasn't worked in months
laundreydhull: one what?
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #2225: "Why can't you get your OWN material?" —Adam, to James [2016-03-31]
Juliamon: uh
ChrisMackGames: Why is mom not around when dad calls? limesHmm
laundreydhull: weh?
Mashamino: uhhh, Dad?
asthanius: …wife?
laikagoat: zoeyDuck
saucemaster5000: Calling this now -- the twist is.... Dad is Harvey Keitel.
saucemaster5000: It all adds up
matthaus_c: the wendigo
thraximore: ???
NotCainNorAbel: Dad's got another family
asthanius: …are we a clone of mom?
SirenSongSeas: I bet they kidnap kids and turn them into "Liana" or something?
Laserbeaks_Fury: is it words outide?
matthaus_c: weird floating text
saucemaster5000: potato salad?
Aenir798: talk to bro?
OnyxOblivion: these strangers like me?
arcaneIllumination: Talk to bro first!
matthaus_c: mother is absolutely the doll from bloodborne
asthanius: Sounds like maybe dad lost his family and remade them?
saucemaster5000: Good hunter....
RoastedGravy: Is this the horny jail?
laundreydhull: i mean, "IRL" is that weird so....
crono3453: Dead child turned into robot maybe?
Solid_Fuel: is that.... ui elements placed on the ground far away?
ewhac: Filmed in glorious black and slightly-less-black.
asthanius: Onee-san
SarahTBear: give this kid a lighter or pen light or something
saucemaster5000: Benjamin
Ilyusion: Stepbrother Mom scared me into the laundry machine and I'm stuck
RoastedGravy: Gotta hide those polgyons.
SK__Ren: Communication with family? This doesn't sound like a horror game?
matthaus_c: I mean, have you seen Hereditary
saucemaster5000: movie made me lose my head
laundreydhull: O_O
Dog_of_Myth: Moon's Haunted
RoastedGravy: Sounds like a simple request.
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 pffft
DentedPockets: Time to shoot the moon?
Makrosian_Tae: Mom's haunted
WhaddageekAU: Go to the Barn?
neisan2112: Moons Haunted
Serpens77: jraskoMoon
MadWolf1290: Endwalker?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @crono3453 That's my thought, for sure.
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
CyndaneTierney: Walk into the light, my child.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Walk me to the moon, let me play among the cars
ewhac: "Do ya wanna go to the moon?"
atinyspacemarine: to the moon fellow apes!
RoastedGravy: Twist is that mom is secretly a cryptobro.
emboar2235: when you take the moon and you take the moon and you take the moon and you take the moon you take the moon
laundreydhull: no lrrBEN don't go... tis a lie! ! ! !
WhaddageekAU: UH
atinyspacemarine: diamond hands mother
matthaus_c: man, Radiohead are really going at it in this concert
WhaddageekAU: UM
Mazrae: are we a werewolf?
WhaddageekAU: Sleeping in the middle of the road seems like a... poor idea.
RoastedGravy: When do we get to punk rock rebellious phase?
fastlane250: look if we sleep here we glitch outside the fence and can go anywhere
TheMerricat: I like the fact that Ben's question isn't why the fuck are you making me sleep in the road but how do I sleep here
Raincoast_Bear: This is a weird game. You guys are weird for playing it. lrrBEN lrrADAM
saucemaster5000: there, wolf. There, castle
AdamYMHMI: If you are, you're not aware wolf! ha!
RoastedGravy: You’re not my real mom! Kappa
neisan2112: Okay maybe my theory is wrong, this went a different kind of weird
dtgill: Mom is searching for the sub ocean
Aenir798: Maybe just ignore her and go to bed :)
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think you should try to find those words
gawag_: the ground?
ewhac: Go back and get a sleeping bag?
SarahTBear: how could you not sleep with this great white noise
electra310: Heck with mom, let's go back to the nice pink bed not in the road
frankywils: she don't want you to hear dad clapping dem cheeks
matthaus_c: what up DIRT
ewhac: A dirt nap?
rick0chet008: Could you read the message through the upper window?
RoastedGravy: How you know it’s a game.
kumatsu: #BogSleep
RoastedGravy: The things you can’t have in reality.
dtgill: Bog champ
Aenir798: Man, mom never let *me* sleep in a bog...
SeaDiegoFC: Well rested? I didn't know it was a fantasy game
electra310: Look at out feet
RoastedGravy: No, you got to place the camera further out.
Kaaosa: haha
RoastedGravy: And then walk into frame
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, it's the only time I get to hang at at Serge at PAX
kumatsu: I miss convention coffee with Serge tho NotLikeThis
ewhac: Brother's dead.
Sogheim: "it's day one and a half and Serge has already befriended all the baristas"
matthaus_c: stepbrother's just stuck somewhere
HavenDragon: love that anime: "Satan is a Barista!"
Pharmacistjudge: I will miss PAX something and getting lunch with Ben.
gawag_: the kitchen disappeared>
SarahTBear: wuhoh
Makrosian_Tae: omg, did Ben noscope this plot??
RoastedGravy: [nutrients ingested]
RoastedGravy: [specimens deposited in proper receptacle]
matthaus_c: as a corpse
dilfbifferent: *Doom theme plays *
saucemaster5000: you DON't have a graveyard?
RoastedGravy: Uh, duh, Ben. Where would the reanimate targets be? Kappa
NotCainNorAbel: brothre died two days ago
LinearGif: Oh brother, where art thou
ewhac: Is the orchard supposed to look flooded?
arcaneIllumination: What are we going to do in the graveyard onii-chan.
LinearGif: Brother, can you spare two lines
matthaus_c: that's the barn-yard lrrBEEJ
matthaus_c: david lynch-ass door
Ilyusion: Escape
SarahTBear: this looks pretty graveyardy
arcaneIllumination: Graveyard was in opposite direction.
DentedPockets: Real short legs
Aenir798: You're a baby Ben, tiny legs
matthaus_c: what is an orchard but an apple-graveyard
arcaneIllumination: But don't go down into bog.
RoastedGravy: I am also leg gang
BrowneePoints: nah
lochnessseammonster: i'm all tiny
Abelzumi: You guys should Frankenstain it up
HavenDragon: i love leg
BrowneePoints: you're pretty evenly proportioned Adam
Veste: like when kids draw people, a circle with arms and legs
iris_of_ether: I'm all leggie
BrowneePoints: you just BEEG
asthanius: “You got legs?” “Yeah I got legs”
thraximore: umbraHey
OnyxOblivion: im an even split
empyreon: I've been known to ambulate now and again
WhaddageekAU: Benjamin "Shortstack" Ulmer.
arcaneIllumination: No, don't go down into bog.
crono3453: I mean they let me walk from place to place
gualdhar: ACL surgery made me appreciate my legs a lot more
LinearGif: I put my legs on one pants at a time, just like everyone
saucemaster5000: legs overrated, wheel gang unite
Aenir798: I hate legs, they keep hitting things!
AdamYMHMI: Leg-end of Adam and Ben.
ewhac: There's a suspicious-looking fence in the distance.
asthanius: Have you tried going to the graveyard to get to the graveyard?
mitomanox: lrrSHINE lrrBEN lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrADAM lrrSHINE
patrick_stonecrusher: dick statue!
fastlane250: jolliErr jolliOr
SK__Ren: Is this graveyard ToS
MilkInBags: SourPls
SnackPak_: you're not my robot mom
korvys: Is this Pony Island?
Gekyouryuu: quick, someone turn on the house music. turn this into a Rave Yard
saucemaster5000: If you say it that many times it loses meaning
adept_nekomancer: Mothered: You can not proceed
AkiraBalance27: is this nier?
AdamYMHMI: You are the only one who consistently gets it, but I enjoy other attempts.
lion_byte: uwu
Ilyusion: Why is the graveyard flooded?
matthaus_c: I've seen this hentai
saucemaster5000: Penis de Milo
SarahTBear: OH GOOD
asthanius: Ah. So…our grave?
fastlane250: that's wack
AdamYMHMI: (Twitch won't actually let me change it (yes I've tried), so I've just embraced the confusion at this point)
ChrisMackGames: Why is mom nekked?
OnyxOblivion: are we haley joel osment from AI
yuan42: "proceeding could increase core instability"
matthaus_c: eternal sunshine is a good time
mitomanox: what's a brain
Jobot180: You died and got downloaded into a robot?
gibbousm: Core Conflict?
Ilyusion: Ohh this is your grave
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i heard that was a weird movie, good but weird
DentedPockets: Oooh, forbidden object :)
electra310: The grave is ours, we're all Scrooged
dilfbifferent: maybe we got a V-chip installed in our brain?
gibbousm: you're deada
diceinbox: Guessing that you
adept_nekomancer: Yay, we have levelled up!
RoastedGravy: We ded
SK__Ren: I called it!
ChrisMackGames: RIP
asthanius: Yuppp
fastlane250: we are leaving the rails
SydPreviouslyHeadache: free level ups
RoastedGravy: lol
Dog_of_Myth: Overleveling pro strats
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
doubledbear: Game is weird
asthanius: She changed
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
saucemaster5000: cruel angel's thesis is going to start playing
SeaDiegoFC: That one got me
Vanbael: mother, mother I leveled up
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
Ilyusion: She in black now
matthaus_c: oh she brought out the nice black dress
ChrisMackGames: Hi mum. Why are you in black this time?
dilfbifferent: maybe we're now a robot?
barbmitzvah: there was something on the gravestone
asthanius: She’s in a hot little dress
barbmitzvah: look back
AkiraBalance27: her poses are just too funny to me to scare me
matthaus_c: are they trying to necromance us
BrowneePoints: NOPE
BrowneePoints: NOPE NOPE NOPE
Solid_Fuel: She is gasslightign us
BrowneePoints: i've had this nightmare and it's NOT FUN
ewhac: GOTO BED
Juliamon: Can we talk about it NOW THOUGH
adept_nekomancer: Joke's on her, we just gained like 12 levels
saucemaster5000: I think it's about time for Kazooie mom to take off the human skin
doubledbear: Go to bed? Is this Persona 5?
gawag_: more messages
gawag_: ?
barbmitzvah: look on the back if the gravestones
asthanius: Oh we’re a robo zombie
RoastedGravy: Mom is Morgana confirmed
dilfbifferent: what a terrable night for a curse
asthanius: Fuck
LinearGif: we're a ghost in the shell
Makrosian_Tae: More of that strange [Mother]/ It's probably nothing
thevikingbear__: My least favorite nightmares are ones where everyone is speaking calmly, but with an edge to their voice so it feels tense, and they keep getting worse and worse
RoastedGravy: Who’s glitching the fart box again?
mitomanox: papa
matthaus_c: mom is all the rage in EDM circles
Makrosian_Tae: "Bender! Are you jacking-on in there?"
Ilyusion: What's bro doing?
laundreydhull: is it though?
ewhac: There is no brother. It's a voicemail system.
barbmitzvah: you missed stuff written on the gravestones
mitomanox: lrrJUDGECALL
WhaddageekAU: Go to the barn maybe?
matthaus_c: groundhog door
ChrisMackGames: Not well? WE ARE DEAD!
gawag_: is this a munchausens by proxy situation?
saucemaster5000: can we poop if we turn off the lights>
matthaus_c: but möther, I want in the barn
Ilyusion: Now the shoes on the other foot!
ewhac: 30 GOTO BARN
Vanbael: mother, mother I crave Hide and Seek.
LinearGif: you cannot hide from us mother
doubledbear: We're som sort of undead robo child aren't we?
SK__Ren: oh, are WE the monster?
arcaneIllumination: Ask bro?
thraximore: feels like... WE'RE the monster? weirdly?
saucemaster5000: honestly more invested in this than most games played here this year. Bravo mom
lion_byte: umami
neisan2112: @gawag_ That's kinda what I've been thinking, plus some weird brain chip or simulation thing
iris_of_ether: Over/under on just a barn full of Liana shells?
gibbousm: try not to let your own grave get to you? lrrFINE
neisan2112: @iris_of_ether Oh god we're just Rei
gawag_: @neisan2112 or just good old gaslighting
Elevation_4000_FT: but what is this game ABOUT?
Phailhammer: "Would you kindly go to bed?" lrrBEEJ
OnyxOblivion: alright close the game she said you should quit
matthaus_c: it's all rehashes of Evangelion
Mashamino: we're farming so much xp
TheMerricat: there are five different endings
saucemaster5000: you missed the medallion to get to the haligtree
gualdhar: did we figure out the bathroom?
Vanbael: we are *counts* level 5? Don't we get skills now?
ewhac: Why is there bacon over the mirror?
AkiraBalance27: are we the ghost?
matthaus_c: assign me tasks, mother
Greendrag13: Howldy! Momming it up in here?
Juliamon: ewhac It's "tape"
doubledbear: @Vanbael Should be able to pick a feat by now
RoastedGravy: That’s a hospital bed?
ChrisMackGames: Mom was trying to BM! Jeez!
MadWolf1290: now your the ghost
RoastedGravy: Mom trying to make a run for it
polluxr: so mom killed us and we came back and she's scared?
thraximore: seriously I feel like WE are the horror monster
ApoC7_Schimmel: weird highway
Aenir798: M-o-t-h-e-r...
DarthRagnar815: Only Mother
dilfbifferent: you're not trapped in here with mother, she is trapped in here with you
matthaus_c: no mommies? :(
neisan2112: Oh
neisan2112: Huh
ChrisMackGames: Purgatory?
DentedPockets: I kinda like the twist that we're the spooky one
thraximore: huh
matthaus_c: -jazz hands- meta!
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saucemaster5000: I get it, we're in a videogame! (Games, we get it. Stop doing this)
lion_byte: knitte3Garf knitte3Garf knitte3Garf
barbmitzvah: Mayhaps
matthaus_c: I mean, if you do it like Inscryption did it, don't stop doing this, that was fun :>
mitomanox: lovin this
asthanius: @saucemaster5000 it feels like it’s doing another level beyond that
saucemaster5000: I know, just throwing shade
HavenDragon: i like when games do this
saucemaster5000: I'm a lil sick of the "oh but it's a videogame get it?" thing, but it's a useful trope done right
Juliamon: I love meta-fuckery games like this, they're still uncommon enough to feel refreshing
doubledbear: Whatever this game is ding i'm interested to seeing how it ends
SK__Ren: this is some good subversion
Juliamon: Also: it's not an obvious metaphor for mental illness!
AkiraBalance27: @saucemaster5000 honestly I think its better than "It was in the guys head all along"
Makrosian_Tae: It's got some nice layers to it
saucemaster5000: or, even worse, everything happened because we're "crazy" and "off the pills"
neisan2112: @Juliamon Honestly that's what I was thinking it was, but I could see it kind of being both.
SirenSongSeas: Definitely a good horror game onion, for sure
Juliamon: I mean, it could still be somewhat a metaphor, but it's not DSM Monster Manual
Juliamon: which puts it above like 80% of horror games
neisan2112: Holy shit DSM monster manual is a fucking amazing term
frank_the_great: Cake's cover of this song is so good
Shparky2197: Hiyee!
Juliamon: Alex used it a lot back in the day
MilkInBags: when i was, a young boy, my father, took me into the city, to watch a marching mom
lion_byte: burrLurk
arcaneIllumination: DSM Monster Manual?
matthaus_c: pregananant
SarahTBear: pregonate
korvys: Pregananant
saucemaster5000: pregs My Degs
Abelzumi: Svollen with Bab
lion_byte: pregchamp
Phailhammer: pargent
YeetTheRich_: PregChamp
Pteraspidomorphi: prangent
frank_the_great: AM I GREGNANT?!?!
adept_nekomancer: I was hoping the rhyme would be "ceiling eggs"
Spacecarl: somebody said Preggie to me the other day and it threw me off
doubledbear: Prego, a tasty tomato sauce
diceinbox: I prefer Pregántè
ApoC7_Schimmel: Preggenante
RoastedGravy: Mom exercising the demon
Abelzumi: I think I saw this lighting engine at a local drag show. Similar vibes.
brainbosh: get that shodan voice
SK__Ren: Our "Father"
diceinbox: Okay legit Ben you sound like Shodan from system shock
MilkInBags: I read "I'm so horny"
saucemaster5000: alright, now we really are in the treehouse at the end of hereditary
RoastedGravy: Oh, that’s Ben’s voice.
Vanbael: Camping night!
doubledbear: I know it's Ben speaking but i would buy this as the voice acting to this game
Abelzumi: Microsoft Sam teaches you Mommy Issues
RoastedGravy: I thought the game suddenly had voiceover.
vampirequeen29: vtmShock
neisan2112: HAIL Paimon
MilkInBags: pleaaaaaaase understaaaaaaaand
MilkInBags: obviously path of exile OpieOP
ashesandmochi: this IS extremely good voiceover for this
TheMerricat: path of exile rocks even though I've never managed to finish the campaign
SnackPak_: I got ya, Adam
Lyropithic: PoE?
SK__Ren: My blessed damned Allflame!
moundsofmayhem: i hate fairgraves
gualdhar: there are dozen of us!
aldruon: Hey spoopy boys, hope you are doing well and the spoops are truly terrifying. Just popped by to say thank you to Adam for showing off persona 5, just bought it for myself. You both are such joys <3
saucemaster5000: Only know it because of adam streams
Abelzumi: Okay in all seriousness what is happening? I came in late.
polluxr: just like us
polluxr: no soul
circusofkirkus: wasn't your "CORE" rotting too?
thraximore: it's a metaphor
MilkInBags: if there is a forbidden door, there must be a forbidden key
matthaus_c: oh shit, we're not a robot, we're an APPLE
Aenir798: Ohhhh, *core* objective, like the *cores* of the apples...
noSmokeFire: *core* objective? like apple cores?
thraximore: @noSmokeFire oh
SirenSongSeas: Ah, you were the horror all along
countingku: Ben's performance is the scariest part of this game.
asthanius: I think that means we can open the door
laundreydhull: O_@
Makrosian_Tae: @matthaus_c Can I be a PC ?
MilkInBags: Morty, I turned myself into an apple
LinearGif: the apple doesn't fall far from the worm
SirenSongSeas: That reminds me I need to do my next lab in the current POE season
RoastedGravy: So this was all an analogue for Apple’s business practices the entire time
saucemaster5000: I hate it when my therapist asks me how I like dem apples
Spacecarl: Apples?!
ewhac: Applecore. Nevermore...
EmpressTila: Directives: 1. Protect the innocent. 2. Uphold the law. 3. Be with mother.
OnyxOblivion: Called herself Apple Liana, funniest shit i ever seen
Gekyouryuu: we can be like apples. SAMSUNG makes Androids
Gekyouryuu: can't*
Serpens77: ye can't get ye out
Phailhammer: You cannot get ye mother.
EmpressTila: Shinji, your Synch rate is dropping!
fastlane250: 🅱️ with mother
doubledbear: Defo some sort of machine
Sogheim: hold on, are we the killer robot all along?
saucemaster5000: Loved those ads
Makrosian_Tae: BAHAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, god, this is just an EVA clone.
asthanius: He’s right you know
Pteraspidomorphi: We're a creepylittle robot
LinearGif: ability unlocked: disobedience
fonicbelt: gdi lmao
Pteraspidomorphi: I wonder if we can open every door now
raulghoulia: cast in the name of god ye not guilty
Gekyouryuu: B. With Mother. she's filled with shame.
MilkInBags: i hate when there's fog in the house
Makrosian_Tae: Mother doko?
adept_nekomancer: core objective: draw distance
Dog_of_Myth: @raulghoulia Love that reference
diceinbox: Investigate bathroom
NotCainNorAbel: stop smoking it up in the house
OnyxOblivion: ma you left the fog machine on
matthaus_c: bold choice with the fog, respect what they're trying to do
dilfbifferent: mom is lit tonight
korvys: Oh, you're the monster
ChrisMackGames: "It's" ?
gibbousm: lrrFINE
DentedPockets: I have no Mother, and I must Scream
ewhac: Update sound drivers....
matthaus_c: progress towards Mob's explosion
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
neisan2112: it
Gekyouryuu: HER
Mashamino: motHER
Phailhammer: "You attempt to call out to mother. Tell Dale."
MilkInBags: it's two big gamers in there
two_dimensional_soup: 404 mother not found
thraximore: it's two G*mers
DAC169: "Main Screen Turn On" zenbutSip
saucemaster5000: ooh new theory -- this is the origin story of Sonic the Hedgehog!
ashesandmochi: this is actually very cool
doubledbear: (the contamination *is* the daughter)
Mai_Andra: "That can't be our daughter in there. Our child would be obedient."
polluxr: so child died, dad made a bot-version, mom found out
dilfbifferent: computer - arch
thraximore: We so rarely get to be the 'monster'
matthaus_c: the door became knocked
graal_smith: Doki Doki Literature Vibes?
thraximore: passive voice
circusofkirkus: come out and play brother
ewhac: Brother's room is actually a 19" computer rack.
RoastedGravy: So… the MC is a robot?
Dog_of_Myth: Mother, shall we play a game?
Mashamino: FILTH
saucemaster5000: but... your nutrients!
MilkInBags: LUL
fastlane250: F I L T H
MrsLlante: Can you look in mirror yet?
gawag_: yup, same thing
SirenSongSeas: I leave you... my plate of dirt
SeaDiegoFC: Adam
crono3453: I dirt myself today
OnyxOblivion: "i wont cook this dirt"
JakeKamas: okay that got me
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
WhaddageekAU: You aren't you when you're hungry.
saucemaster5000: hang on was johnny cash in the room for a minute there?
thraximore: @WhaddageekAU LUL
Spacecarl: stop, the copyright!
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Gekyouryuu: "and you can have it all. my breakfast of dirt."
dilfbifferent: @crono3453 nice
electra310: You can have it all, my breakfast of dirt
kdefinition: Whut up, dirt, today?
MilkInBags: now ban them
RoastedGravy: There’s vomit on their sweater already. Mom’s plate-o’-dirt
gawag_: ladies and gentelmen... we got em
saucemaster5000: you get to sleep tonight
MrsLlante: Go into the bathroom downstairs
MrsLlante: The boarded up one?
YeetTheRich_: everytime somebody calls hurt a johnny cash song i wince
Glittert00ts: Now you got him twice LUL
frank_the_great: Do you really want to be part of twitch chat?
aldruon: Adam is one of us?!?
JakeKamas: Fair. It's been nice to be here. It's what I deserve for laughing.
LavenderCreations: my partner and I are slightly off and busted out laughing a few seconds apart. 10/10
ewhac: "beeeeee-ahhhhhh-shhhhhhh..."
Abelzumi: Try not to....LOSE YOUR HEAD
JakeKamas: This is the spooky stream after all
BusTed: 😤
matthaus_c: @JakeKamas oh don't you worry, if Milk is still around they're not banning anyone
Makrosian_Tae: :o :o
NimrodXIV: we
MilkInBags: adam has two voices, eastern european and ben
saucemaster5000: @JakeKamas I thought you were the litmus test.
CyndaneTierney: I wonder if this is a routine they go through, like, every month. Try to repair the little girl, it stops working, take her back to the shop, and repeat.
RoastedGravy: Rebel against the flesh overlords!
gawag_: goodbye living room briefly
RoastedGravy: ROBOT ANARCHY!
Abelzumi: The "You put down the phone" was still dad talking
electra310: No dirt!
doubledbear: "Good morning Angels"
Saintnex: I think its fake food, like just a pile of dirt maybe, and its our "mother" testing us?
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 wdym I'm a well behaved baby
MilkInBags: get The Kitchen Knife :)
SeaDiegoFC: Oh I bet I know what was in that box you gave to Dad at the beginning...
thraximore: umbraS
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote knife
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dilfbifferent: time to meat mom
matthaus_c: voxyKnife
iris_of_ether: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
thraximore: good question Beej!
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
RockPusher: tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
fastlane250: all the assets popped out oh no
MilkInBags: kraft single
neisan2112: Who's ending who?
Mashamino: umm
NotCainNorAbel: seabatYIKES
MilkInBags: see you on your.....death bed B)
gawag_: when will we get to mom y tho?
lion_byte: she'll wake up dead
Twilight_Spark: Mom XI will be better
SirenSongSeas: Should've been Mom XI
ewhac: "Whatever you do, don't mention Haley Joel Osment...."
two_dimensional_soup: its the 10th mom
saucemaster5000: these alien moms shot up my apple!
Makrosian_Tae: Ben's gonna stab out. And then he stabbed all over em
thefightnerd: triple h nukem
Mashamino: we can finally go to the bathroom?
Haroldholmes25: time to finish the fight
electra310: Downstairs bathroom?
SarahTBear: is your sprint speed a little faster 'cuz of the knife?
MilkInBags: ben...
fastlane250: oh she summoning the mothership in there
graal_smith: Barn Burner with James Turner?
saucemaster5000: (sigh) no fast travel?
frank_the_great: Let's Nope
asthanius: Those alien bastards shot up my mom
Atiota: why are there concrete railings leading to this barn
MilkInBags: clown shoes
MilkInBags: CHAT.......
Mashamino: NotLikeThis
YawnLance: Nothin' in the pooper
doubledbear: Felt spooky, might delete later
Sogheim: I like the floating phone
MrsLlante: Clown shoes
saucemaster5000: that is the sound of fucking clown shoes
electra310: Hey, if we knew what we were doing, we would be spoilers
thraximore: Why did Mother let us into the Graveyard if this was a potential risk?
MilkInBags: suddenly, bayonetta combat
Atiota: g a r b a g e d a y
saucemaster5000: aw, no santa's elves....
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
frank_the_great: Garbage day!
fastlane250: been a while since the sfx buttons were pressed
neisan2112: Leave that for someone to find
thraximore: YEAH FBtouchdown
HorusFive: Mah Gawd! That's Watch'n'Play's Music!!
MilkInBags: this rules
circusofkirkus: perfect
neisan2112: Perfect
lion_byte: ybbaaaPoggers
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mulligan2six: Perfect!
gawag_: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: no notes
doubledbear: I hope someone finds it
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown
Juliamon: thraximore They were checking to see if they'd bugfixed the gravestone issue
saucemaster5000: I hope that button is never pressed
thraximore: @Juliamon ah
RoastedGravy: Plot twist, it’s gonna be you guys three months from now
RoastedGravy: Wut
YawnLance: Hershey Kiss Nipples?
MilkInBags: bonk ben
Aenir798: Ben???
PipeSmokingOwl: kips nipples?
saucemaster5000: just thinking bout booba
Dog_of_Myth: BEN
Solid_Fuel: ??
Mashamino: LUL
mugulord: bescuse
Gekyouryuu: her/she kiss, when lesbians make out
RoastedGravy: My Hershey nipples are so cold
YawnLance: Wanna take a bit of my Kipps
IzumiDei: Hershey.... nips?
thraximore: that's normal
SeaDiegoFC: Benjamin!
MilkInBags: ben is a nipple man and it's ok
Jobot180: My kipples!
Electrodyne: I like to ask my friends if they have their tickets yet..."Tickets to the CLOWN SHOW"
mitomanox: squeeze me?
Makrosian_Tae: Ohno
MilkInBags: 1080 superman
saucemaster5000: Hershey Park was very disappointing for Ben
Atiota: oh no i hit the clip button and now chat is doubled
diceinbox: Y’all are on a role tonight
MadWolf1290: do a barrel roll!
two_dimensional_soup: super hero landing?
Serpens77: is she gunna jump from there??
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MilkInBags: "a knife" NO!
electra310: Good side, we probably won't need the knife
circusofkirkus: ???
Ilyusion: Now we get stabbed
graal_smith: Stare directly at the sun?
steelfox13: do a flip
MilkInBags: homer is about to become 3d
circusofkirkus: meta gaming
Veste: then its the bit from that M3GAN movie where she unnaturally breakdances
thraximore: ART!
frank_the_great: Art? *gestures*
saucemaster5000: our respective roles are boring, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippoes!
GrassVortex: do you hear that? That is the 4th wall breaking!
graal_smith: Oh No, it's CROSS FIT!!
Makrosian_Tae: GYM DAY
RoastedGravy: Are we getting Of Mice and Men’d?
fastlane250: has the pointer been on screen this whole time
ChrisMackGames: RIP
gibbousm: lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: if only there was a term for this betrayal!
Gekyouryuu: Cruel Technology!
DentedPockets: So we're a pokemon?
MilkInBags: reboot, what a great show
doubledbear: Top 10 anime betrayals
frank_the_great: The end is never the end is never the end
SeaDiegoFC: Time to do it again!
WhaddageekAU: The end is never the end is never
MilkInBags: FBtouchdown
Elevation_4000_FT: Bad End
ChrisMackGames: There are apparently 5 ending to this game.
Makrosian_Tae: this cannot continue. this cannot continue. this cannot continue
YeetTheRich_: huh
gawag_: bad end
Aenir798: Maybe something will be different
MadWolf1290: loops!
Sogheim: art
RoastedGravy: RUN IT BACK
neisan2112: Guessing the dad is trying to put the memories of the daughter into a body, but they just kill it and try again.
ewhac: T, F, comma, W
Saintnex: So, there is a proper ending to this game
gawag_: we got to tend the rabbits
mulligan2six: Judge I have displayed an infinite loop
YeetTheRich_: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
Gascitygaming: youtube the endings?
laundreydhull: @elevation_4000_ft ....there's. more than, one?
Elevation_4000_FT: Maybe DON'T bring Mother the knife?
two_dimensional_soup: so no head?
Jobot180: Dad is a scientist who couldn't let his daughter go after she died.
mitomanox: lrrJUDGECALL
TheMerricat: there are five endings and at least one of them is a secret ending that you have to do something weird to get
MilkInBags: yeah the proper ending is alt f4 4Head
AkiraBalance27: they suck at following the guide i guess
thraximore: @two_dimensional_soup no head :|
gawag_: yeah that checks out
Pantsravaganza: FBtouchdown
dilfbifferent: this entire game is pretty weird
matthaus_c: solid game
saucemaster5000: @two_dimensional_soup I don't know why, but that got me good PrideLaugh
LinearGif: So there's not-weird things you can do in this game?
Vanbael: it was an end
HorusFive: The only way to win is not to play.
MadWolf1290: it was *an* end
gawag_: hmmmmmmm youtube?
circusofkirkus: time to pull up the YouTubes
Solid_Fuel: speedrun?
HorusFive: Real ending is to turn it off and get on with your life
SkylerRingtail: Game not compelling enough to pursue alternate endings
OnyxOblivion: you doubt ben's speedrunning skills?
saucemaster5000: that was entirely solid, no shade
MilkInBags: just watch it on your phones, gamers
matthaus_c: uber eat deez
doubledbear: Weird game
Atiota: i came in right before the end but what i saw was a bit compelling
frankywils: I liked it.
graal_smith: I pronounced "Mothered" in my head the same way I'd say "Mothra-d"
raulghoulia: mOTHER 3
MilkInBags: remothered?
Pteraspidomorphi: Me too
doubledbear: I dug it though
diceinbox: JOHN GOODMAN
saucemaster5000: Wheres mothered 3????
frank_the_great: Content for next week
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun if you play the demo for this after you finish the game you get a sequel minigame
Shparky2197: I'll probably dip out to not be spoiled. Hope you guys have fun!
gualdhar: Mothered 2 the mothering
electra310: Hand in unmotherable hand
RoastedGravy: Mothered 2: Gyiyg Strikes Back
laundreydhull: why?
thraximore: welcome to the ever-increasing encroachment of advertisements
Aenir798: this is a whole walkthrough
diceinbox: Mothered 2: Electric Boogaloo
SK__Ren: Mothered 2: Electric Boogaloo
SK__Ren: @diceinbox jinx
diceinbox: Jinx
Asimech: @graal_smith "Mothra-D"? *Initial D music plays while someone rides Mothra at high speeds.*
gawag_: you die
korvys: You say double jinx
Gekyouryuu: double jinx
saucemaster5000: The timeline ends
LinearGif: you explode
dilfbifferent: double jinx
Gascitygaming: double jinx
MadWolf1290: double jinx
electra310: DOuble jinx
Aenir798: You have to say double jinx
noSmokeFire: you have to kiss
Jobot180: double jonx
SK__Ren: double jinx
AkiraBalance27: triple jinx
aldruon: kiss
diceinbox: You die
AdamYMHMI: Fight to the death.
lochnessseammonster: cokes all around
diceinbox: I’m giving up
RoastedGravy: Infinity jinx
matthaus_c: quad jinx, penta jinx
RoastedGravy: I win
heartofgoldfish: jinx -> double jinx -> personal jinx -> perfect jinx
doubledbear: Think the heavy box are the parts of the last child?
Vanbael: we all drink soda
RoastedGravy: You guys all owe me a Coke.
graal_smith: @graal_smith !! Multi-Kaiju Drifting?!
RoastedGravy: And a dilly bar.
Veste: the rule is, ice cream from james
Madadad: Oh... Every sunday night Dad comes home with anotha robot, and Mom takes care of the last one.
patrick_stonecrusher: hey l think l figured out what was in the box
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Mashamino: does it have time stamps in the description, maybe?
saucemaster5000: @patrick_stonecrusher hope?
patrick_stonecrusher: it was the previous you
the510: oh man, is james buying us all ice cream?
Saintnex: So the different ending is all the way near the end
diceinbox: Damn Ben you speedrunning this game
Mashamino: @patrick_stonecrusher oh... ohhhhh
doubledbear: @patrick_stonecrusher Yeah i think so too
laundreydhull: kay, I see. she's processing voices into legible dialogue.
Jobot180: get to hear the fight this time?
saucemaster5000: you don't have the right, oh you don't have the right
Abelzumi: Oh God for some reason I thought that was "Cock Instability"
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun what I'm reading on the forms is that each day is a save so you can restart the game at the key points that you need to branch the endings if you know where they are
Mashamino: "you must proceed" hmm, nah
Saintnex: wait, they dont have a bed
SK__Ren: Is that a one way mirror into our bedroom?
Mai_Andra: Maybe you upset Mother by starting to collect apples before you were instructed to get the bucket.
arcaneIllumination: The "painting" is a one-way mirror.
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Pharmacistjudge: breyaBust breyaChut breyaBustChut
RockPusher: Welcome Bust Chut lrrSHINE
the777s: PowerUpL breyaOTey PowerUpR
dilfbifferent: save the girl, save the world
dilfbifferent: it's Heroes
Mashamino: ohhhh
neisan2112: Nice
saucemaster5000: heh, that's me, the hidden switch
RoastedGravy: Uhhh
gibbousm: lrrFINE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
the777s: why wait until death, get robots as kids instead
electra310: See? Downstairs bathroom is totally a thing. Twitch chat is always right
psionic_myconid: yes?
Saintnex: god that would be nice
RoastedGravy: That sounds like the plot of a Fire Emblem game.
ChrisMackGames: Switch in the downstairs bathroom? That's where we do BM's though.
RockPusher: Adam "Red Foreman" Savidan
psionic_myconid: I need help when I'm brittle so yeah... get smart quick kid
gawag_: ooo one way mirror into your rom
saucemaster5000: that's why people get pets instead
SeaDiegoFC: The window into your room in Mom's room
Saintnex: so this gets really trippy with what happens next
mitomanox: lrrJUDGECALL
ewhac: Descending into Wildfire...
mishotem: that is a lot of stairs for a basement
ChrisMackGames: Decent into the depths of hell?
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fastlane250: are we in the game from the W+P intro now
saucemaster5000: Adam giving the eulogy "Ben really liked hershey's kips... cause he couldn't pronounce it!" (pause for laughter)
AdamYMHMI: Adam, you might have mindblown it.
RoastedGravy: LUL
ChrisMackGames: LUL
Abelzumi: Adam, all of Twitch is just one massive Peyote trip. We've been trying to reach you. Please, you need to wake up. Ben is a figment of your psyche...
OnyxOblivion: DJ VICE
Vanbael: is this basement up to code?
neisan2112: DJ VICE
matthaus_c: DJ VICE
laundreydhull: ¶¢€%£∆321@#$&&54
electra310: We've been trying to reach you about your warranty
Abelzumi: You? Out of ass? Never~
SnackPak_: art
AdamYMHMI: I'm here to tell you from you: You May Have Missed It.
GrassVortex: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
YeetTheRich_: hey ben, what are the buttons labeled? for future stream purposes :) @LoadingReadyRun
frank_the_great: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
PipeSmokingOwl: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
matthaus_c: lost in the grape soda
Joecool190: you need to do one where you both says the line at the same time now
YeetTheRich_: dinger
ChrisMackGames: Nobody is coming to hell?
saucemaster5000: time to mess with other lrr streamers via chat...
1y1e: the system is down
Sogheim: does that mean one of the buttons is the Santa's Elves one?
laundreydhull: but what do you, "level up" in game?
Aenir798: I love the pause LUL
the510: Peyote trip? I thought we were a fever dream from the coma we fell into after watching the Cats movie.
PharaohBender27: Oh hey, those lines!
korvys: "I'm all out of ass, I'm so lost without you..."
mishotem: what's the URGH button?
matthaus_c: 2001 eat your heart out
SnackPak_: @korvys sergeJustRight
gawag_: im assuming theres one where you actually become the daughter
neisan2112: Woooow
saucemaster5000: very funny
gawag_: ohhhhh thats the kipples
Mashamino: ohh this is what was at the bottom of the barn
ewhac: THis is the bottom of the barn.
Mashamino: yeah, the kips
thraximore: oh shit
matthaus_c: oh hey it's like that one scene with all the dissolved Rei puppets
Veste: we cant turn to ash, his pokemon journey is finished
adept_nekomancer: Found those kipples!
electra310: Mom stabs us and sets us on fire every Saturday evening, for funsies
Sogheim: Small Wonder?
laundreydhull: this why you don't DUCK with Time, G A M E.
matthaus_c: well hurry up we're on a schedule here Liana
Vanbael: there's the BSOD
laundreydhull: wait, I read out ash. what does that mean!?
saucemaster5000: fucking hookah loving caterpillars....
LinearGif: I am thou
matthaus_c: thou art I
diceinbox: With the power of the Duke Nukem Persona
Veste: i can be ur angel...... or ur android...
Gekyouryuu: "thou art thee art thou, stick your hand in the tv, do it do it do it!"
saucemaster5000: "famileeee"
ChrisMackGames: Skeletor? Is that you?
Abelzumi: Omg you're confronting twitch chat
Abelzumi: we're coming for you~
Mai_Andra: an auspicious path
Veste: oh, go stab dad then.
gawag_: ohhh the angel is you the player
matthaus_c: can't be Borderlands 2, Angel is alive
YeetTheRich_: @matthaus_c oofa
ChrisMackGames: RIP, we get to read our death.
Saintnex: yup, cause that always works
electra310: I feel like maybe Dad should've just gotten religion or something instead of robots
doubledbear: This is kinda stanley parable-ish
Veste: holy shit it's a jrpg
matthaus_c: I want a cup of god's piss
MegaDosX: !card atraxa
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neisan2112: OH it is Persona
kdefinition: Kill and dethrone god!
Jobot180: That always works out well
saucemaster5000: Kkona MomMona
ewhac: And then he'll take up a job at a firewatch tower...
SK__Ren: No gods, no kings, only usurpers
SirenSongSeas: Pumpkin Pie brother!
LinearGif: no gods no motherboards
AdamYMHMI: "We will become god" is usually a great sign you're on a stable path.
RoastedGravy: @matthaus_c Alright, this made me chuckle
matthaus_c: @RoastedGravy fuck yeah let's go
Sogheim: hm. Ben, why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Mai_Andra: Steel Angel Liana
diceinbox: Does earthbound have someone wanting to be a god
RoastedGravy: The hell is even happening
laundreydhull: then what if it's not lrrBEN ?
matthaus_c: no but Earthbound has a character named Poo
thraximore: @RoastedGravy art
RoastedGravy: Ah, the Hideo Kojima approach
saucemaster5000: ew ben. We'd never stoop so low
RoastedGravy: ENIGMA NUTS
RoastedGravy: HA
RoastedGravy: GOTTEM
Talin06: i call it the human instrumentality project
matthaus_c: get their ass gravy
patrick_stonecrusher: hehehe
diceinbox: Gotta love the end of game lore dump that has almost nothing to do with the rest of the game
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Now that's a sentence to take out of context
saucemaster5000: like, just drop em in their face or...
electra310: That sounds unpleasant
DEATHlikescats: You’re playing the angel that rebels against its creator
Jobot180: Cool, mad scientist dad killed us
ewhac: Right about here, the soundtrack to Weird Science should start playing...
RoastedGravy: @DEATHlikescats We were Lucifer the entire time.
matthaus_c: you shouldn't have said that, now we're snitching
Makrosian_Tae: Sure they could
Makrosian_Tae: Sure dad
LinearGif: "I'll try anything" that's how we got into this mess Evelyn
ewhac: She's backed up to LTO tape.
Pteraspidomorphi: He should have watched Black Mirror
DEATHlikescats: Dad in denial
RoastedGravy: Gotta work out your core, man
Abelzumi: I refused to go.... No snacks...
neisan2112: Preformative grief... oof
adept_nekomancer: Yes, but can we still consume [nutrient]?
DEATHlikescats: Iron Mountain has her in storage
LinearGif: Did you know the machines at work are free? You can take them home
ewhac: "Alexa: Pretend you're my daughter..."
RoastedGravy: This IS a Hideo Kojima game.
neisan2112: Yeah we get it
matthaus_c: Signalis got an extra week
ImmortalLen: Nooo, guys, I was invested
Mashamino: lore dump central
ImmortalLen: Stoppp
TemporallyAwry: You asked to open the dev's lore-diary, that's on you PrideLaugh
SK__Ren: secret exposition ending
neisan2112: We got the story, it didn't need to go that into
LinearGif: spooky tension curves directly into novel
MegaDosX: Huh. That happened.
neisan2112: Maybe just a bit, but
doubledbear: To be far, the game didn't need that explanation
doubledbear: fair*
Reduce_Sanity: Show, dont tell
ashesandmochi: a lot of indie horror game writers i find are too invested in their own lore but a lot of horror works best unexplained
matthaus_c: a little bit of that text would have been great, but not -that- much
Aenir798: The devs were really worried that the player wouldn't get it.
Jobot180: It's plot exposition. It has to go somewhere
Abelzumi: what point do you go back to the whole kid-with-a-baseball-bat RPG? This series got weird
Saintnex: I mean this ending is also super hard to find so, I dont mind a bit of a lore dump here
ChrisMackGames: Bee boop.
MegaDosX: If you want to make people read a novel, write a novel
saucemaster5000: yeah, exposition drop of "matrix/game/AI get it?" is what I was worried about
circusofkirkus: stab father
gualdhar: stories really need to spell it out for some people
ChrisMackGames: Shank father
ChrisMackGames: End this.
neisan2112: Well this was a deeper ending too, so yeah its not really nessisary . That's at least good
Gekyouryuu: look, if the game didn't have a three hour visual novel stapled into it, it'd get mined for 5 months of Game Theory videos
Gekyouryuu: minimum
doubledbear: That's ok
frank_the_great: Art
matthaus_c: yeah this seems like an ending you'd have to get with intent, which prolly means you'd be down for more text
ChrisMackGames: Call us Mothered? Hmm, odd name.
neisan2112: That was legit great
Makrosian_Tae: Neat!
dilfbifferent: Ahrtt
thraximore: Good fun
SkylerRingtail: C+?
iris_of_ether: escher3THUMBSUP
pn55: Yea, that was super fun.
BrowneePoints: it goes to show AAA horror games
ashesandmochi: i dig it a lot tbh
BrowneePoints: Keep...your story...simple
LinearGif: The mother's dress geometry may could use some repair
OnyxOblivion: such a high score!
Atiota: eh out of ouh sounds p nice
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
ElevunWords: I straight up thought this was a prequel to Remothered all this time smixelLul
dilfbifferent: !store
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circusofkirkus: I'd rate it a solid "I'm here to eat bubblegum and ass...and I'm all out of...ass"
Aenir798: *shirt*
frank_the_great: Mug?
Greendrag13: A buck a month? What do you even do with 12 deer a year?!
doubledbear: Game was decent but that hidden ending... eeeeeeh
laundreydhull: wut? How ambiguous (?)
diceinbox: ShIrT
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream :)
DEATHlikescats: @lineargif just need to repaint weights so it’s not attached to the hand by accident
laundreydhull: that ending...
AdamYMHMI: @LinearGif I like that they turned that into part of the horror on both sides with the "I probably look as strange to you as you do to me."
Gekyouryuu: new year's resolution: 1920 x 1080
matthaus_c: my new years resolution is dingling the bingle
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Aenir798: a double!?
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
dilfbifferent: !next
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown
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doubledbear: FBtouchdown
GenericHerooo: KPOPheart
diceinbox: This will be fun
korvys: Yeah, but it's Ian
pn55: Ooo not Tau?
GenericHerooo: thanks
yuan42: grey knights are really fun, and then they gave us an extra model lol
saucemaster5000: (Sigh) I hate to say this, but the new dark pictures is more around 8 hours than 6... it long. because keys.
doubledbear: LRRM Tee Gee
gibbousm: One game? that'll be fast
Juliamon: saucemaster5000 Does that account for everyone dying as soon as possible?
neisan2112: LMAO
MegaDosX: Unnecessarily complicated, I love it
lochnessseammonster: lrrWOW
neisan2112: I lvoe it
AdamYMHMI: And that determines who goes first in another game?
TheMerricat: judgetower?
matthaus_c: new tarkov season?!
circusofkirkus: they forgot to wipe?!?
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon I hope not
matthaus_c: following when they wipe
Gascitygaming: do they wipe front to back?
circusofkirkus: wait what
circusofkirkus: wheeler...
neisan2112: Oh yeah
MegaDosX: Wheeler.
matthaus_c: I'll be playing melatonin as soon as this stream turns off
neisan2112: I forgot about this
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: ah
circusofkirkus: cool
MegaDosX: I mean, fair
tidehollowcat: And at some point around New Year's day Beej is doing his anime roundup
MegaDosX: Why not.
TemporallyAwry: It has "cards" in it though :p good enough
LinearGif: Is this your card? No!
OnyxOblivion: look theres only so many card games
pn55: That was his plan all along!
Ilyusion: Bloodborne is a card game
circusofkirkus: that's copyright infringement on Adam's game Haus
SnackPak_: pokemon is a deck building game
doubledbear: Much like let's nope sometimes haha
frank_the_great: Don't worry Adam, he will get an opening theme
YeetTheRich_: what are you saying TFT isn't a card game?
AdamYMHMI: He's playing spheda full time now
ChrisMackGames: Didn't you know Scarlet and Violet were card games?
laundreydhull: w h a t?
TheMerricat: okay I just read the rules on how you play judge Tower and oh my god that's going to be an interesting stream
MegaDosX: Who is the crew this time? Same as last time?
doubledbear: I can't wait till Wheeler plays the Genshin Impact card game
DarthRagnar815: ^
MegaDosX: So who causes the TPK this time? :p
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
matthaus_c: get these men on a jaeger
doubledbear: hash tag not a cult
fastlane250: shoulda saved my sub for this instead of boxing day
dilfbifferent: what is happening
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dilfbifferent: help
definitelynotneeko2: MrDestructoid MrDestructoid MrDestructoid
CataclysmicReverb: @dilfbifferent Cursed twinsies
empyreon: MrDestructoid MrDestructoid
doubledbear: I think they're having a religious experience
Makrosian_Tae: WOO
thraximore: impressive
MegaDosX: Drift compatible
LinearGif: you were great though
RockPusher: benginHeart seabatBRAIN benginHeart seabatBRAIN
compuNIC: harmonized
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
GenericHerooo: Thanks* for the stream. xD lrrSHINE KonCha lrrSHINE HSWP lrrDARK
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Makrosian_Tae: Pimbertake
OnyxOblivion: bye
SeaDiegoFC: byeee
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
pn55: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Jobot180: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Makrosian_Tae: Byeeeee
Phailhammer: cya :)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for streaming
thraximore: buh bye! umbraHey
Juliamon: and now to see if the Sayer community is familiar with Mothered, because it seems right up their alley