jessieimproved: Growing up rural but living my entire adult life in the city, I have forgotten what it's like to truly be in the dark
TehAmelie: ha, i wish i could forget getting off the bus from school and realizing the power is out and i'm not even sure i'm in the right village
NotCainNorAbel: that would be terrifying
jessieimproved: I didn't live in a place where it ever got dark that early. But the power wouldn't have helped me - my driveway was 1/4 mile
TehAmelie: we had no cellphones back then either. just my stumpy legs and a 1 km walk in ankle deep snow and murderous cold. . .
jessieimproved: uphill? both ways? lrrBEEJ
jessieimproved: I feel you on the stumpy legs
malc: the place I grew up was on an unlit road on the outskirts of my village, so power outages wouldn't really have affected much. except the one time when someone dropped a tree on the power lines and they were lying across that road
TehAmelie: pretty much level ground, but i did usually have the wind against me both ways :p
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Earthenone: !secret
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DeM0nFiRe: @RandomTrivia o/
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
jessieimproved: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
noSmokeFire: FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: we get lrrSIG
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
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r10pez10: gloooooooong
jessieimproved: Drink More Gloom
RandomTrivia: @malc Your arrow seems to have fallen off, friend. Let me get that for you.
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jessieimproved: So I got the semi-annual "Mom can you reactivate the Realms server?" so I'm setting up my cozy hole in a natural cave, I sure do love the new worldgen
jessieimproved: I joke that I had kids so I had someone to play Minecraft with
r10pez10: very holesome
jessieimproved: wow now I'm thinking about holes, thanks
RandomTrivia: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
Lysander_salamander: yay
jamesk902: Oh no! the Beejdrop got Cam!
BusTed: Hallo.
noSmokeFire: Cam is looking gneiss today
jessieimproved: !patreon
RandomTrivia: "Gneiss Greg" HypeLUL
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KaleidoscopeMind: gneiss
TheWanderingNomad: What happened to the bingle?
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jessieimproved: The bingle eventually fell off, it does that if you jiggle it
TheWanderingNomad: @TheWanderingNomad Fair dinkum
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Travilogue: Cam looks.... different.
BusTed: Gneiss
noSmokeFire: it's me, I'm constant viewers
SnackPak_: oh, that's what's different
Thatwasademo: Oh hey, making use of the drop-in rule
Earthenone: i have to say im disapointed beej wasent wearing the cam mask :P
jamesk902: Yeah, Savass is the race.
noSmokeFire: Quetzal Quatryl?
SaxPython: #Smooth
Lysander_salamander: awesome
quatoria: exciting that the mind thief has survived to stream 9!
quatoria: (i love the mind thief, one of my favorite classes)
TheWanderingNomad: If they master all four elements do they become the Avatar?
Thatwasademo: (for chat: the way the drop-in rule works is that you can just decide to start a new character of a class not currently being played at any time, either to let someone new play or just to try a different class)
Lysander_salamander: huh
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhhh
Lysander_salamander: dang, intense
SnackPak_: wow
Thatwasademo: (well I say "at any time" but it's actually only at town, you get the idea)
SaxPython: I believe in Greg
mrverbal: Oh love a trash goblin
saucemaster5000: Congrats, you're the sucky version of your race!
jessieimproved: Greg got mad enough with his garden that he shattered his chest and went adventuring
quatoria: Mindthief's conceit is that we exhaust fast
BusTed: Mindtaking!
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
quatoria: but do a ton of damage
saucemaster5000: you're small
mrverbal: Otaku jeff likes naps
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
Thatwasademo: 8 cards in hand is better than 9, because at least every character with 8 cards has a way to recover lost cards
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Thatwasademo: any class with 9 just dies
Ritaspirithntr: That’s what I though Beej would say! LUL
KaleidoscopeMind: i... should have expected that
Alex_Frostfire: So it's... Ray?
SaxPython: re! re! re!
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saucemaster5000: who doesn't?
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
SnackPak_: excuse me?
noSmokeFire: there's a joke that all of Cragheart's starting cards are toilet disasters
LeopardaoSnow: He can also hurt allies just to be warned
RandomTrivia: Hey there Mischievous_Catgeist!
saucemaster5000: craigheart and mindtheif are the nasty combo
SaxPython: duDudu
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
foopoiuyt: He can
betazed15: Oh, it absolutely hurts your allies
mrverbal: Their are some cragheart cards which hurt allies
Thatwasademo: Cragheart does in fact have cards at some level or another that deal damage to allies
saucemaster5000: craigheart absolutely has stuff that hurts allies
mrverbal: But maybe not at level 1?
noSmokeFire: fun fact: savvas are canonically genderless
Thatwasademo: said cards will explicitly say so because normally negative effects cannot hit allies
SnackPak_: eh
betazed15: Craghearts have splash damage.
goombalax: its vital
Thatwasademo: if you're at prosperity level 2 you should probably let greg level up
Simonark: You can't win until someone is wearing an elaborate muskrat costume and everyone else must never mention it. This is to help cycle around to getting correct answers from chat, but, you know, the long way around
Thatwasademo: it is technically an option to not do so immediately, you just kind of lose xp
Thatwasademo: which is not what I would consider being nice
Thatwasademo: it's fine, you'll just never draw the curse, right?
LeopardaoSnow: curse doesn't do anything if you don't draw it
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
saucemaster5000: work equity for the dead
noSmokeFire: "Where do you see yourself in five years, and what are you feelings about post-mortem colleagues?"
LeopardaoSnow: Guessing Gneiss didn't read the fine print
RandomTrivia: Or the spirits in The Amber Spyglass (spoilers I guess)
definenull: goal: murder
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saucemaster5000: Every heroic mission begins with the word "kill"
Simonark: They are both nominally in English. So, yes, but loosely connected
KaleidoscopeMind: gneiss('s) goggles
RandomTrivia: @Simonark They also both have way more lore than is strictly necessary to run the setting :p
mrverbal: ah, I love buying oggles
Earthenone: oles!
SaxPython: @kaleidoscopemind lrrSHINE
Earthenone: (the g's are silent)
RETURNTOMONKAE: They have been playing for along time have they done personal quests yet?
Thatwasademo: oh yeah, how's everyone's personal quest progress
mrverbal: @RETURNTOMONKAE Cam has finished his first
ghyllnox: Just take solace in the face that you'll be helping out new viewers of Gloomhaven, like me!
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saucemaster5000: personal quests are personal, none of our beeswax
SaxPython: I believe in Greg
Finalsora811: Listen, you guys get paid whether you compete stuff or not. So...
RandomTrivia: Be honest, Chat: Have any of *you* made any progress on your personal quests this year? :p
RETURNTOMONKAE: i got super lucky when i did a play through i was like 4 quests deep before the other players finished one
mrverbal: Some of the personal quests are more or less impossible depending on where you are in the quest list
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definenull: maaath
Alas_Babylon: 2.25
mrverbal: 9/4 is > 2
Thatwasademo: if you have three threes and a one that's scenario level 2
RandomTrivia: Didn't you say it was halved though?
jamesk902: But it's half level, so you should be going to Level 2.
LithelyUnshod: half of average, Beej
Thatwasademo: average party level is 3, half of 3 is 2
noSmokeFire: worst case they play on Hard
saucemaster5000: best case we palm and slip some blessings into all the decks
definenull: secret spoiler?
Thatwasademo: which scenario is this that you say asks for a different number of tiles than it uses?
LoadingReadyRun: Scenario #11: Gloomhaven Square A
saucemaster5000: yeah, just read through everything -- definitely a typo on the extra map piece
Thatwasademo: @noSmokeFire yeah, as long as they're consistent about using everything on the same row of the table, using the wrong row isn't even illegal
MAPBoardgames: The two squares go together
Liminely: there should be 5 map pieces
Thatwasademo: also I'm checking the scenario, one moment
Liminely: big room is 2 stick together
Thatwasademo: ah, that would do it
saucemaster5000: oooooh, the map is very unclear
MAPBoardgames: Here I am. Making work for Adam
definenull: well to be fair to adam, from his vantage point everything would seem the same height Kappa
saucemaster5000: Does otaku Jeff only read errattata?
mrverbal: yea, the setup for scenarios is a pain in the ass
TheMandrew: if they did that, I think Broken Token would go out of business
definenull: "left as an exercise to the reader"
LeopardaoSnow: you can buy an organizer for that fits in the box
Thatwasademo: the map looks correct now up to the lack of overlay tiles
saucemaster5000: Also some of those organizers take like... many hours to put together
SquareDotCube: It's probably already at the post office
Earthenone: !store
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SaxPython: Greg, Voice of the People
korvys: I appear to have missed something at some point - When did Cam get Beej dropped?
Thatwasademo: it mentions the Wall Sections, but not the Corridors or Doors
Phailhammer: @korvys Beej remembered to pick up Cam this year. lrrBEEJ
PMAvers: I'm a huge fan of go7, but it's not cheap since... well, Gloomhaven is a lot.
saucemaster5000: Really appreciated when Jaws of the Lion was just "the book is the map. deal with it"
SaxPython: Welcome to Chitt Chaff: Board Game Edition
Earthenone: maybe you can get one of those orginizer makers to sponsor back in the box :)
Phailhammer: @korvys Actual answer: Cam's out of town, but will be back next session, I believe.
Thatwasademo: the number 1 on the map doesn't need a marker, but good that you've taken note of it
Finalsora811: Found that with a cursory search.
mrverbal: The ability to swap in and out players is one of the beauties of gloomhaven, TBH
Thatwasademo: if your playgroup rotates too much too early you can run out of classes
Thatwasademo: but I have yet to see that actually happen
mrverbal: You're technically able to have multiple (say) craghearts on the run at the same time (although agree it would be a pain)
Thatwasademo: rules as written you can't do that
saucemaster5000: I won't be satisified until the gloomhaven edition where Isaac Childres comes ith the game and sets up the maps himself while awkwardly apologizing
Thatwasademo: they tell you to permanently abandon the old character of the class if you must
DentedPockets: Ah, the drug bags
korvys: For all the drugs, you see
BrightstormRising: That's what I use for board games
KaleidoscopeMind: and then put the little bags into larger bags
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Gadora: I bought 1000 of those little bags for board game organization. This was too many.
TheMandrew: i live in CA, we don't have basements
Liminely: don't forget 3 dors and 2 overlay tiles not mentioned on setup
Liminely: doors*
saucemaster5000: Never buy 1000 of anything
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Thatwasademo: four two tile corridor overlays, actually
Thatwasademo: basically every part of the wall between the two big rectangles that isn't obstacle has to be gray overlay
TheMandrew: @saucemaster5000 except rice
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lrrCORI FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: damn
SquareDotCube: Time for a new X Ways to Y!
Gadora: In my defense, it was like ten bucks, and if I bought less than that many I'd have to pay more than that in shipping.
Simonark: Tiny Plastic Bags "The Raimi"
Gadora: But it's so many.
Thatwasademo: to be fair, the stone doors in gloomhaven don't look that much like doors
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Simonark: Twice if the pallbearers are really clumsy.
saucemaster5000: Coming to NBC this Thursday "Door or Coffin?"
RandomTrivia: What is a crossbow if not a gun that shoots arrows
TheMandrew: a gun that shoots arrows? like a harpoon gun?
saucemaster5000: In case you miss it, on the next page of the scenario book it clarifies "all living bones and living corpses are allies to you and enemies to all other monster types"
blip2004: so the elastic band guy made a gun?
Lysander_salamander: I remember reading about those in a Discworld novel
saucemaster5000: I mean, no....
MAPBoardgames: I did both!
noSmokeFire: we procrastinated as long as possible and did the goodie goodie path
MAPBoardgames: I didn't turn the city over to the demons though.
BusTed: 🐸
Simonark: Excuse me, Sir. When have we EVER done anything as tacky as seeming like reasonable human beings?
foopoiuyt: We did the city version in our first campaign. In second one we did this one.
SaxPython: Two Save Files
BusTed: Kick rocks
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Coloneljesus: I've seen Adam play that one game on Let's Nope
Coloneljesus: he has no qualms
Coloneljesus: ever
historyman_admu: Back after some hiatus!
Thatwasademo: oh I see why there's much fewer undead for four players
Thatwasademo: I was looking at the scenario page confused for a while
SaxPython: #ActivelyGaming
Coloneljesus: something something death taxes
RandomTrivia: Oof
RandomTrivia: Pfffft HypeLUL There it is
Coloneljesus: lmao, THE VOICE
goombalax: the economy is in shambes
BusTed: seabatClap
Coloneljesus: lrrADAM
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Simonark: "Say, I'm wondering if we can fix our trade imbalance with some kind of lich."
SaxPython: so we're Greedo?
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
Thatwasademo: that's the most sus pronunciation of Argeise I've ever heard
Simonark: "Niko! It's Your Cousin!"
BusTed: New world order.
MAPBoardgames: She seems to like the word 'Fall'
Electrodyne: Ay you buttonhooked me
Thatwasademo: don't forget to read the Special Rules
Liminely: read special rules
PMAvers: What if it's a wrestling team?\
saucemaster5000: We made friends!!!
KaleidoscopeMind: frands!
Thatwasademo: they still act with monster AI and monster cards
MAPBoardgames: Zombies are friends! Not food!
Lysander_salamander: So the town guards are now "monsters"
korvys: corAI
RandomTrivia: I can't wait to see C.O.R.I. in action
saucemaster5000: hello corAI, please do not skynet us
Simonark: The Singularity was more... mercurial than I expected!
SaxPython: Fire Emblem Green
DEATHlikescats: CorE
SaxPython: #EvenMoreActivelyGaming
saucemaster5000: It makes your hand less organised if that helps
Thatwasademo: shield reduces damage *from attacks*
Thatwasademo: anything that just deals damage without drawing a modifier card isn't affected by shield either
RandomTrivia: Shuffling makes the hands grow fonder... or something
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foopoiuyt: Cragheart has a bunch of collateral damage.
Thatwasademo: collateral damage and fun with obstacles
Thatwasademo: the two themes of the cragheart
serramarkov: Eventually, we'll get to our friend, Skellyten!
saucemaster5000: live your life, yeah
shadowmaster132: Fun bug, twitch app on android doesn't seem to rotate chat while I have it casted to chrome
Thatwasademo: using loss cards in your first couple hands is losing more turns than not using them, but taking too much damage and having to lose cards that way is even worse
SaxPython: Channel Your Inner Greg
saucemaster5000: Personal Goal "kill the new guy." Huh.
Thatwasademo: er, "than not using them until later"
Thatwasademo: this scenario is long and mean
saucemaster5000: I'm excited to see Jekserah's vision of a fully purged world
korvys: You do have all that skeleton cannon fodder
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Hey gloomhavers
LeopardaoSnow: can't put out extra figures if they are already on the board
mrverbal: everyone loves a default botton
Nuurgle: you don't have to use the power bottom
Lysander_salamander: Is there an option not to help a necromancer take over the city?
Thatwasademo: *does the "power bottom" gesture from monikers*
RandomTrivia: Are you *sure* you don't need a power bottom?
mrverbal: @Lysander_salamander yea, there are 3 options for essentially this
Lysander_salamander: oh
Thatwasademo: thanks, RandomTrivia
dumbo3k: @Thatwasademo probably, but that doesn't sound fun :(
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saucemaster5000: And that's still one of the cleaner gifs from that stream....
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so chat did we do an evil?
dumbo3k: and chat move when I tried to reply to someone, so I did a MT oopsie
Mazrae: hello everyone
HoloTheWiseWolf_: are we the baddies
saucemaster5000: we believe in economic stability at all costs. No evil has ever been commited by such goals...
Lysander_salamander: Hello Mazrae!
Thatwasademo: we might be, but consider that also the city guards are cops
Thatwasademo: a note: Enhancement Field only helps if they're adjacent *at the time they do the attack*
Thatwasademo: the videogame version refers to abilities like that as "auras" to clarify
Lysander_salamander: It's possible that not all necromancers are bad guys
saucemaster5000: They are literally stopping death! They're just better doctors!
Alas_Babylon: It's also manipulating the soul without the vessel's knowledge
dumbo3k: @Lysander_salamander I've always wanted to make an ethical necromancer as a dnd character
crono3453: @Lysander_salamander As someone who's played a necromancy wizard in pathfinder who was the party healer. I'd agree. We're not all bad
Alas_Babylon: There are absolutely ways to make more "ethical" necromancers, just most of them bypass the ways to make it so
LeopardaoSnow: they could bring animal skeletons back to life but humans have opposable thumbs
mrverbal: I mean, Jeksarah is evil not so much for being a necromancer, but for being a libertarian capitalist
Lysander_salamander: but how is making humanoid skeletons unethical?
noSmokeFire: "suffers damage" bypasses shield
saucemaster5000: suffers damage does bypass shield yeah
mrverbal: yea, ignores shield
MAPBoardgames: The craigheart shows their love for their party by doing damage to them and causing confusion
jamesk902: @mrverbal I mean, the alternative is a military dictatorship.
dumbo3k: @Lysander_salamander I think it comes down to the binding unwilling spirits into corpses to control them. if they can control bodies without having to bind unwilling spirits, that's probably ethical
mrverbal: @jamesk902 oh, indeed, but that isn't as funny :P
Simonark: In the Renaissance, being a Necromancer was a bit like being a punk. Everyone knew it was silly, but a lot of the more edgelord artists would have a necromancer friend who'd go be part of the team, like a smelly wingman. This isn't a joke. Cellini brags about it in his autobiography, it was like attending illegal autopsies to learn anatomy or killing someone in a duel to seem like a rebel
Lysander_salamander: I guess it would depend on the setting, and the "rules" for necromancy
saucemaster5000: ay, good first turn! seabatClap
v_nome: Is Craig Hart also a wrester?
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Shadowner: is it discard or burn a card to soak
saucemaster5000: burning/"losing" a card soaks the damage
SaxPython: do the skelly-friends have names?
dumbo3k: @SaxPython skelly-one and skelly-two I think
saucemaster5000: Go Skelly Sally!
dumbo3k: if skelly-one dies, does skelly-two get promoted?
LeopardaoSnow: I do love that naming choice. Instead of "undead skeleton" they are called "living skeletong"
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Shadowner: I'd call them Emily Deschanel & David Boreanaz
dumbo3k: is Cragheart just a rocky Mario?
definenull: get it greg!
saucemaster5000: Don't stop Greg it Greg it
gizmofreak1: just popped in. wny is cam not here?
definenull: lrrAWW
Shadowner: the default actions
Thatwasademo: you can skip most abilities, and you can choose the default action instead of any card, and the default action's only ability is a skippable one, so you never *have* to use a card you played
dumbo3k: @Thatwasademo but you do still have to play 2 cards, so that they go into your discard
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
Thatwasademo: right, you'll discard the cards from play at the end of your turn no matter what you did with them
saucemaster5000: hey what happened to only healing Jeff even if they're at full health?
Shadowner: @Thatwasademo unless it is a one off card that goes in a different pile
Thatwasademo: if you use the default action on a card whose main action would normally lose that card, you discard it instead of losing it
Mazrae: i dont tune into this stream too often, im going to have to kind of learn as im watching i do know that the enemies with the yellow supports are "elites"
saucemaster5000: fair
LeopardaoSnow: your card deck is meant as a ticking timer and is (personally fun) part of the strategy of playing the game.
Thatwasademo: if you're just joining in now, it's worth pointing out that in this scenario living bones / living corpses are allies to the players
saucemaster5000: that guard was arresting people for jaywalking anyways
SaxPython: duDudu
saucemaster5000: Absolutely not
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
ghyllnox: Make me
DeM0nFiRe: I'm wearing shorts though
Thatwasademo: you can't tell me what to do, COri
MadWolf1290: I do what I want!
BrightstormRising: Oppose the tyranny of pants!
djalternative: that assumes I had pants on to begin with
RandomTrivia: Just for that, I'm changing into my pyjamas
Coloneljesus: pants. off.
RandomTrivia: Where is ThreeTwoOnePantsOff when you need them...
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
saucemaster5000: (sigh) I don't actually want to cook in boxers...
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SaxPython: lrrSIG
TheWriterAleph: :O
Lyropithic: Ominous
PMAvers: One More Door
PMAvers: It's what they do
saucemaster5000: Poor cragheart, not super fast
Thatwasademo: (bones cannot in fact open the door)
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Thatwasademo: (for multiple reasons)
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TheWriterAleph: LUL
saucemaster5000: one thing certainly didn't happen
saucemaster5000: that assumes the bones inside the corpse are also living
LoadingReadyRun: What if the Living Bones inside the the Living Corpse is independent and wants to go in a different direction?
mrverbal: poison feels inefficient when your enemies are skeletons
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saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun to quote big trouble in little china, "That's why the bottle didn't slice. my corpse and my bones are going north and south!"
Thatwasademo: oh I can't help but notice that you didn't actually place the four corridor overlays covering the wall between those two large rectangle tiles
Thatwasademo: that's why they looked a bit off
Thatwasademo: it's not a huge deal since I don't think you're going to be confused by it
SaxPython: Dry Bones Energy
saucemaster5000: I said "Living" not "mobile"
saucemaster5000: Don't bogo this
Thatwasademo: (so we're clear, the living bones should be able to find a focus through an invisible *ally*, but their card didn't have a move ability)
saucemaster5000: Anyone who speaks german can't be evil!
Alas_Babylon: 3 6 9...
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
SaxPython: you dorks
Thatwasademo: heather is definitely going to blur that and not add it to the highlight reel
LeopardaoSnow: oh, I always thought the thumbs up/down and saying nice was someone being sarcastic, always learning
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saucemaster5000: There's a slowdown thanks to union disputes
LeopardaoSnow: guard to coin
LeopardaoSnow: 2 more turns before the break is over
LeopardaoSnow: union rules
Thatwasademo: how much damage does that corpse have
Thatwasademo: because I could swear 5 + 1 + 3 is enough to kill it
Thatwasademo: unless I misheard one of the hits
RandomTrivia: SingsNote I whiff to go to the fefftival SingsNote lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: If you've got time to whiff you've got time to yiff
SaxPython: lol @ Adam
Calaban161: on that gaurd every one wif
Thatwasademo: sometimes an enemy is just invincible
Thatwasademo: hooray for Move 0
Thatwasademo: at the end of the round you reshuffle your modifier deck
Thatwasademo: any attacks in the same round after the miss or crit card just keep drawing
a_guy_7: Ooh, this scenario is a rough one
Thatwasademo: they haven't even really got to the *mean* part
saucemaster5000: yeah I'm looking at the scenario book, I did not go this way, this looks pretty hard
a_guy_7: Yeah the big room is mean
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
Thatwasademo: you're not even allowed to put obstacles like that with any abilities that add obstacles during a scenario
incredulouspasserby: I seeee uuuuuu
Thatwasademo: but the scenario designer sure can
a_guy_7: My party cheesed this pretty hard when we did it, after failing 3 times
BrightstormRising: Who reads the rules in a game?
Finalsora811: You guys can read?
saucemaster5000: they were elected to lead
incredulouspasserby: I read the rules so that I can explain them to my friends, who promptly get distracted and forget what I'm saying before the sentence is over.
Riiiiiiis: who?
foopoiuyt: Need more beans.
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SaxPython: lrrSHINE
Loonatic93: The Team!
KaleidoscopeMind: Tykes? Team?
BusTed: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: seabatClap
SaxPython: #GetBlessed
LeopardaoSnow: don't forget the poison also doubles
jamesk902: A devastating blow to body and brain!
LeopardaoSnow: you add poison to the attack value then double
ElfLawyer: hello raided
Thatwasademo: poison increases the strength of the attack before drawing a modifier, shield decreases the damage dealt after drawing the modifier
Thatwasademo: so poison is doubled but shield isn't
SaxPython: Shmoovin
a_guy_7: I love being the good guys in Gloomhaven
saucemaster5000: crap that's a good ability!
saucemaster5000: We've anticipated your request -- You've added 1000 damage Kkona
Finalsora811: Adam, your parse is gonna be SO good.
BusTed: Good ol' RTK
Thatwasademo: that card's lost on use and has a "can't be recovered" icon, right?
incredulouspasserby: Wait are the corpses on the players' side? I missed the start, what's the reason for that
Thatwasademo: it's a scenario rule
incredulouspasserby: yes but lore-wise
Thatwasademo: because we're attacking the city guard with the help of a necromancer
LeopardaoSnow: they are helping the living union set up the merchant guild I think
Thatwasademo: (in the scenario right after this one in the scenario book, you attack the necromancer with the help of the guard)
Evil_John_Cena: hello lrr and chat
jamesk902: Heling the merchants guild install a new regime, yes.
saucemaster5000: You get to describe your own role in this insurrection
Thatwasademo: we're attempting to change the city rule from militaristic to mercantile
Thatwasademo: which I guess is a slight step up
incredulouspasserby: I mean...mercantile + necromantic?
saucemaster5000: Angela Merkintile
Thatwasademo: it's probably the best of the three options on the sticker sheet
a_guy_7: We're just supporting small business!
LeopardaoSnow: mercantile + necromantic = cheap labour
MAPBoardgames: Hitting you is how the craigheart shows love.
PMAvers: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: a stunning display of injustice
saucemaster5000: thank you weird rock person who followed us here
LeopardaoSnow: cragheart has just declared no retreat
Thatwasademo: you can't cut off any part of the map from another part of the map when making obstacles with player abilities
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Thatwasademo: yes, even though the scenario design did that
saucemaster5000: Greg's new okay?
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Thatwasademo: (see the bottom of rules page 14)
SaxPython: NotLikeThis CurseLit NotLikeThis
SaxPython: lrrHERE
Thatwasademo: yeah, infusions happen at end of turn
saucemaster5000: I didn't notice that rule for several games, REALLY frustrating playing the cragheart
Thatwasademo: you can't add a target if all legal targets are already targets
noSmokeFire: it's a houserule now
Thatwasademo: if you want the rules page for add target it's 22
ApoC7_Schimmel: so many times I ve had this game in my hands in the LGS, happy to see it in action.
Thatwasademo: what can I say, some cards are just good
LeopardaoSnow: I agree, my party only ever used the range 2 heal 2 on each attack when people were hurting
SaxPython: Turbo Skelly
Thatwasademo: there's a 1 in 8 chance of seeing the same reshuffle-icon card out of a monster deck two turns in a row, which isn't that low
Thatwasademo: ooh, the +1 rolling
LeopardaoSnow: rolling modifier
saucemaster5000: That was just deserved, god said so
Thatwasademo: get smashed
HorusFive: "This thing" Aren't these city guards? They have NAMES
HorusFive: And families
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: I thought Paul was god.
HorusFive: You evicirated Steve!
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
saucemaster5000: Goldfinger starts playing
SaxPython: @saucemaster5000 lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Thatwasademo: transmuting these city guards directly into coins
BusTed: FBtouchdown
BusTed: Popping off
SaxPython: #PowerGaming
ApoC7_Schimmel: SeemsGood
saucemaster5000: Love the cragheart, they're so weird
Thatwasademo: thank you
LeopardaoSnow: I love the cragheart, you remember that mission to destroy the alter, the cragheart could have one shot that alter with that
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
SaxPython: lol @ Cori
DeM0nFiRe: Destroys rock. Takes Coin. Refuses to elaborate. Leaves
RandomTrivia: He's gneiss on the (G)reg lrrBEEJ
Thatwasademo: @LeopardaoSnow from p. 34: "Obstacles with hit points can only be destroyed through damage and not through other character abilities."
saucemaster5000: literal meat shield
Thatwasademo: which is very sad
LeopardaoSnow: @Thatwasademo I swear I looked for that rule when playing and never found it in the book. Will have to note that thanks
saucemaster5000: everyone looks at the rat...
Thatwasademo: infusions last from the end of the turn they're infused until the end of the round after the round they're infused
Thatwasademo: so like a round and a half, I guess
SaxPython: ooh we MegaMan now?\
SaxPython: FBtouchdown Paul
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saucemaster5000: Queen Elizabeth Banksy
saucemaster5000: Alright laughed way too hard at "She directed Pitch Perfect"
SaxPython: @saucemaster5000 lrrSHINE
saucemaster5000: Queen of the Damned
BusTed: Kingsman. It was Eggsy
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SaxPython: @BusTed FBtouchdown
ArkhamArchivist: Agent Cody Banksy
saucemaster5000: Dad- Chickensy
Lysander_salamander: I think it's short for Edgerton?
BusTed: Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo?
Clench_Eastwood: how many khaleesis are there?
SaxPython: Comment in the YouTube, your favorite way to cook Eggsies
Clench_Eastwood: oh and you know theres a bunch of girls named hermione
saucemaster5000: Love lifts skelly up where they belong
Clench_Eastwood: make them Experience Beej
SaxPython: duDudu duDudu duDudu
BusTed: Muddle your wits!
SaxPython: Reading the card explains the Dirt Tornado
MAPBoardgames: Do it! Muddling his team mates is how the craigheart shows love!
Thatwasademo: invisibility doesn't stop allied effects
Thatwasademo: even if they're negative
noSmokeFire: any hex in the AOE has to be in range
noSmokeFire: but not ALL hexes
Thatwasademo: yeah, the range for ranged AoE is for the nearest red hex of the pattern
LeopardaoSnow: I think if an enemy was invisible they wouldn't be hit, so would that work for allies being invisible. Never sure on that
Thatwasademo: the rest only have to be in line of sight, not range
SaxPython: duDudu CurseLit duDudu
Thatwasademo: if an enemy was invisible it wouldn't be affected by dirt tornado, but as I just mentioned allied effects, even negative ones, aren't stopped by invisible
saucemaster5000: Beej was looking at chat when he said that...
SaxPython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LeopardaoSnow: Guess it's Otaku Jeffs fault for making sure his allies know where he is then
Thatwasademo: he should really know better
saucemaster5000: "I'm invisible! Can you see me?"
saucemaster5000: "Yes"
SaxPython: oh hey, there's a shadow in the dirt tornado.
LeopardaoSnow: looks short, must just be a chair
Thatwasademo: can't wait for them to get to the awful cheating room of this scenario
Thatwasademo: featuring wall archers
saucemaster5000: they've yet to fail a scenario, not saying it'll happen tonight, just curious if it's a hand-wavey "let's just pass and move on situation" considering streaming. (They can do whatever they want of course)
chenhsi2: @Thatwasademo I think it would have been nice for a side scenario, but it just taught me to modify my build / card choice in a way that really isn't that useful for most of the campaign
LeopardaoSnow: is there a special rule or will "that guy" be able to do something about it
Thatwasademo: nah, they're just ordinary obstacles placed in a way that players aren't allowed to place obstacles because of exactly what the scenario uses them to do to you
a_guy_7: @Thatwasademo Yeah this scenario is brutal, so we cheated back and abused the running out of standee rules heavily
Thatwasademo: you can destroy or move them
LeopardaoSnow: nice, looks like they got lucky today
chenhsi2: Too big to move easily though.
LeopardaoSnow: if they figure it out...
Thatwasademo: you can also jump over them
saucemaster5000: folks, they haven't looked at the room yet, cool it
LeopardaoSnow: what room? were talking about redecorating the set
Thatwasademo: the shield lasts from the moment the card is played (your turn) to the moment it's discarded (depends on the card, either the end of the round or until you're exhausted)
Thatwasademo: if there's a range mentioned then leaving that range will cause it to stop applying though
saucemaster5000: I believe in skelly, All my money is on them winning the race
SaxPython: Rooftop Karen specialized in architecture @ GloomhavenU
saucemaster5000: Big cheats, archers
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SaxPython: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
saucemaster5000: Magic Missile
bentropik: I want to attack the darkness
LeopardaoSnow: do I see this happening?
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saucemaster5000: (Shout out to Beej doing really good with a weird class on their first time playing)
Thatwasademo: immobilized + disarmed: almost, but not quite, exactly like being stunned
SaxPython: MVSkelly
Vanbael: Skelly's first kill! lrrAWESOME
LeopardaoSnow: gg skely, now for another 3 turn union break
HorusFive: It's always bittersweet to see your skelly grow up and get their first kill
Thatwasademo: immobilize was a long time ago
Electrodyne: I got a knife it's +9 against ogres!
SaxPython: how does K/D ratio work for the undead?
saucemaster5000: Wait, skelly gets cupcake? Do the rest of the party get cupcakes? Rat's hungry, Inox is big and needs its strength, and it's rockman's first day!
LoadingReadyRun: they *start* at -1, which is tough
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LeopardaoSnow: is undead technically a mulligan?
Thatwasademo: gregheart
RandomTrivia: Skelly tried their best
LeopardaoSnow: correct
LeopardaoSnow: do not include the card that was just picked on the new random pick
saucemaster5000: Nope, we Toys R Us Kids
RandomTrivia: "Just turn around now?" "Am I not welcome any more?"
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saucemaster5000: Every day we all push the boulder uphill
Thatwasademo: they're obstacles, not walls
Thatwasademo: the important difference being that you can shoot over them
SaxPython: KomodoHype
Thatwasademo: or jump over them
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
crono3453: The Boulder is conflicted
SaxPython: but are you voiced by Taika Waititi?
Thatwasademo: but yes, these two tiles are one room because they're connected by corridor/obstacle overlay tokens instead of by a door overlay token
saucemaster5000: The scenario goal sure ain't "kill all enemies"
LoadingReadyRun: Can Greg use his obstacle destruction ability on the walls in the middle?
ApoC7_Schimmel: go for it Adam, make a run for it.
Thatwasademo: they're ordinary obstacles, so I think so, let me double check the card
SaxPython: Kool-Aid Man style
Liminely: missing 3 archers in middle
Thatwasademo: yes, both of the obstacle destruction cards just say "obstacle" and not "single hex obstacle" or the like, so the "wall section" 2x1 obstacles count
Thatwasademo: also yes, there should be three archers in the middle
DeM0nFiRe: ou
saucemaster5000: early 90s moon boots
saucemaster5000: everyone starts clapping
BusTed: What about a Skip-It?
Thatwasademo: double check that you have 10 archers in play, but if you do, then the farthest archer doesn't get placed
crono3453: Opens door, throws in a Bop It
Thatwasademo: "place only the standees that are available, starting with the monsters closest to the revealing character"
Thatwasademo: oh actually 10 isn't the number
Thatwasademo: are there 6 archers in play
Thatwasademo: because there's 6 archer standees
LeopardaoSnow: also counting 6 archers in my set
saucemaster5000: I guess the skellies can distract a little via being closer (I haven't played this mission, just looks rough)
Thatwasademo: counting the archers on the scenario map, there's a full 6 in that room alone, so it's easy to avoid spawning one
Finalsora811: I have not played this, but. Another benefit to running for the door. Enemies in the Boss Room might not spawn cause there too many in the other room.
a_guy_7: @Thatwasademo It's impossible to abuse that rule. You just can't do it
SaxPython: NES rules, too many sprites
saucemaster5000: Yeah, opening the door might decrease the spawn if you can get there
Thatwasademo: it's an intended mechanic that sometimes 4 player parties being aggressive just miss a monster
HorusFive: @Thatwasademo Game is perfect and balanced
LeopardaoSnow: The mission is kind of designed with the idea that your ignoring enemies so they focus on your ally npc
saucemaster5000: My group played with 3 players mostly (sometimes 2 if someone couldn't make it), looking at how many lil farters spawn in 4P is always scary
Thatwasademo: it helps that you don't have to defeat all enemies
Thatwasademo: since the scenario goal is only for the boss to fall
LoadingReadyRun: Avoiding enemies because there are already too many enemies is a very Zapp Brannigan tactic
SaxPython: NotLikeThis BibleThump NotLikeThis
HorusFive: @saucemaster5000 Recently got absolutely destroyed in a session, and realized after that I put out enemies for 3 instead of 2. Shocking how much of a difference it made
HorusFive: Bonethan! WHY!?
saucemaster5000: His name was Robert Paulson I think
LeopardaoSnow: oh now that they are in the room. Who else had the archers pull the drop traps card and filled the empty spaces in the center with them
a_guy_7: @LeopardaoSnow Drop traps is my favourite archer card, it's so ineffective and often benefits you
Thatwasademo: Earthen Clod gives 1 xp if it consumed Earth
Thatwasademo: regardless of anything else happening
HorusFive: "why don't you simply tell me the card you want me to pick?" lrrADAM
Thatwasademo: Backup Ammunition does give a second xp though, since you uncovered a space with xp printed on it
LeopardaoSnow: @a_guy_7 I agree, but in this case I was planning to use the center to jump in punch something then jump out the next round, soo
Thatwasademo: so Beej is entirely correct
SaxPython: #WitnessMe
a_guy_7: @LeopardaoSnow Yeah that really screws you over
Thatwasademo: you can always decide to run past and rush the boss
ApoC7_Schimmel: lol, thought of the same thing. #WitnessMe
SaxPython: @ApoC7_Schimmel lrrSHINE
SaxPython: duDudu
LoadingReadyRun: Give'em the ol' dirt tornado!
SaxPython: woah
Thatwasademo: bogo and elite guard, standing menacingly at each other
SaxPython: One Time Use
Thatwasademo: you can in fact jump through a door, open it, and continue jumping
Thatwasademo: megaman shutter rules
Thatwasademo: that archer wants to move and attack jeff
Thatwasademo: since jeff is closer he's the focus, even though that means the archer wants to take a step back
SaxPython: Casual 7 BTW
saucemaster5000: It continues to amaze me how much the tinkerer hits like a truck
Thatwasademo: hooray for infinite piercing
Thatwasademo: add target only matters if there's a target out of the AoE but within the range value
Thatwasademo: in which case you add a non-AoE target
LeopardaoSnow: it does not do the aoe, you target another creature that was not targeted by the aoe
Thatwasademo: you shift it forward even if it can't help you though
LeopardaoSnow: but within range
SaxPython: duDudu KomodoHype duDudu
saucemaster5000: Dreaded? Welcome and anticipated I say
Thatwasademo: crit for 0 damage, sadness
LeopardaoSnow: @Thatwasademo always love those advantage hits on base 1 damage and the +2 modifier does more then the crit
Thatwasademo: if only the +2 was drawn instead of a +0 there, that would have made the attack do 1 damage
saucemaster5000: Corpses for congress
ApoC7_Schimmel: goo Skelly!
Thatwasademo: because you do in fact take the +2 over the crit in that case
adept_nekomancer: The goldilocks maneuver -- invade their house and then take a nap in it.
LeopardaoSnow: @Thatwasademo I have also done that draw with disadvantage and had to take the crit cause it was less damage which felt weird
SaxPython: Boyz Boyz Boyz SMOrc
Thatwasademo: the traps placed by this scenario are stun, no damage
LeopardaoSnow: it will say damage if it does damage
Thatwasademo: archers can create fixed 3 damage traps
LoadingReadyRun: Traps are just carefully positioned rakes
saucemaster5000: remember to trap your leaves in the fall
Thatwasademo: if you're stunned you can choose to play 2 cards and do nothing, or you can long rest and apply the full effects of the rest
Thatwasademo: you don't have to rest if discarding 2 cards for no effect is better for you in that situation
RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
ford_prefect1789: WOW SHE IS DOING IT SOOO AMAZING!!!
ford_prefect1789: nice
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
Thatwasademo: skeleton punch
saucemaster5000: maybe the boss will just surrender to our obvious superior moral position
Thatwasademo: sadly, having monster allies or objective token allies doesn't stop you from losing the scenario
saucemaster5000: Putting a whole skeleton in an applebees booth to save your seat is a big mood
MAPBoardgames: The boss is going to come out and find all the heroes asleep.
saucemaster5000: maybe just... offer the boss a better wage?
SaxPython: having a living skeleton with you has to be a reverse Weekend at Bernies, right?
HorusFive: @SaxPython Wouldn't that be 2 living skeletons puppeting around a living human
SaxPython: @SaxPython FBtouchdown
FITorion: the bad or the worse way
saucemaster5000: do I stick to the plan or?
SaxPython: there is a horrendous "Rock and a hard place" pun, but I'm not going to look for it
Thatwasademo: jump applies to the entire move action it's on, but only to that move action
Laserbeaks_Fury: Has anyone played the online version?
MAPBoardgames: He called you scum. Are you going to take that?
saucemaster5000: counterpoint -- what if you let the city succumb to scum?
Going_Medium: what song does Adam keep whistling and humming?
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
RandomTrivia: O_o
RandomTrivia: Welp
SaxPython: lrrSPOOP
HorusFive: If you exhaust Jeff does he lose 11HP?
adept_nekomancer: "oh, sorry, wrong door. Our bad."
ApoC7_Schimmel: i thought this was your second playthrough guys :p
lamina5432: so maybe it's side quest time?
korvys: Can you just run away?
saucemaster5000: That's what I was thinking!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Imagine giving your life, and still having to go to work the next day
BusTed: benginO7
RandomTrivia: benginO7
SaxPython: o7
SaxPython: F's for my homie
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saucemaster5000: Skelly's gonna be drunk on alcoholic milkshakes by the time you show up
ApoC7_Schimmel: RIP Skelly
saucemaster5000: god nods at Jeff "this is for the +1 crit earlier"
Thatwasademo: Beej has to lose 2 cards from discard
Thatwasademo: if there are any
SaxPython: o7
BusTed: rayfkWelp
ghizmou: I'm not that attached to living
Laserbeaks_Fury: Take the L
ghyllnox: Nah I wanna get to Applebee's
yawgmothsbarginbin: Applebee's for some Mozz sticks? LESSGO!
lamina5432: do they not have the enhancments yet?
saucemaster5000: To be clear, you had the WORST odds on pulling level 2 for this scenario (1 level1 char, 3 level3 chars)
Thatwasademo: I don't think so, no
saucemaster5000: They have not done that yet, no
Thatwasademo: I mean, uh, what global achievement and associated game mechanic could you possibly be talking about
LoadingReadyRun: I believe the player levels are 1,2,3,3
SaxPython: Heart of the Cards
Bionull: We barely touched those in my game. So expensive.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
Thatwasademo: Beej should have 2 health
Serpens77: if the bosses HP are = 11 x C, then that means it never scales with level, so it'd possibly be easier at higher level
Serpens77: of course, the entire rest of the scenario might be harder >_>
ApoC7_Schimmel: good to have you back Beej.
Thatwasademo: the boss's card rotates like any enemy cards
Thatwasademo: so it does in fact scale with level
Thatwasademo: it just doesn't have to use a formula
Serpens77: oh right
DEATHlikescats: He stomp, he stomp. He do the gneiss Greg stomp
Thatwasademo: for instance, the level 1 version has only 9xC health and 3 attack
saucemaster5000: He's a good leader
SaxPython: Employee of the Month
incredulouspasserby: This is a legitimate question - is it good to take trap disarm into all scenarios after a certain point in the game? Or is that a waste?
grandchickenlord: “Me and my three favorite coworkers are going to put a bunch of traps in front of this room and either all die or prove a very important point”
saucemaster5000: Steve didn't remember to bring a card for captain's birthday, out of the trap room and into the fray with Steve
Thatwasademo: there are scenarios with no traps or enemies that make traps
Thatwasademo: but most scenarios will have at least one trap somewhere
saucemaster5000: YES!
saucemaster5000: playing the odds
ApoC7_Schimmel: yeah Adam!
Thatwasademo: chainmail! not great for jeff, since he doesn't have an ignore negative item effects perk!
saucemaster5000: Chest is mimic?
saucemaster5000: darn
Thatwasademo: you can sell it and they can buy it
incredulouspasserby: wait that's bizarre, what?
incredulouspasserby: you can't share items among the party??
Serpens77: nope
Serpens77: it's just how this game is
Thatwasademo: rules as written you can't trade any items or gold
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
LeopardaoSnow: Treasure chests were something my party houseruled. Houserule being person who opened chest decided who got the item.
adept_nekomancer: Perhaps you can escape into the subocean?
incredulouspasserby: that's a bizarre design choice but ok
Kaorti: you want to take that again Adam?
saucemaster5000: If you get a hard whiffing, it's time for a hard yiffing
Kaorti: XD
SaxPython: duDudu
adept_nekomancer: "If you've got time to whiff, you've got time to yiff?"
Thatwasademo: @LeopardaoSnow I think Frosthaven might have done exactly that -- oh, no, it's only if you already had an item with that name
saucemaster5000: yiffing in the dirt tornado, kickflip, high five the corpse
L0rdX33n: Hi Chat! Oooh, Hoomglaven
L0rdX33n: What scenario are we on?
Thatwasademo: 11
PMAvers: Maybe it's supposed to be hard since it sounded like a terrible idea?
SaxPython: Let Me Solo Them
SnackPak_: respect the 1v1
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ghizmou: teamwork
BusTed: This is what we've been reduced to.
saucemaster5000: I dunno, seeing it play out I see this as doable, but having a level 1 char on a tough one without a certain ability unlocked, on level 2 with level 3 and 2 char....
PMAvers: "All characters are retired. The campaign is over."
ApoC7_Schimmel: with what will you fill the scheduling gap next week? lok
RandomTrivia: "Thanks for playing!" lrrBEEJ
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like traps aren't usually *that* much of a problem. In most scenarios, it seems like you would rather have a big damage card and just work around the traps
L0rdX33n: Ah, that's why I don't recognize this one
LeopardaoSnow: can you do 44 damage in 2 turns...well not the brute, but...
Thatwasademo: what you really want to take to tech for traps in the scenario is forced movement, not disarm
SaxPython: Does damage use the stack? Do we have any instants or Interrupts?
L0rdX33n: Traps are for throwing enemies into
Thatwasademo: because disarming a trap with no effect is fine I guess but making an enemy spring it is better
saucemaster5000: sell them on the benefits of an undead mercantile system
saucemaster5000: god? you owe us
SaxPython: lrrSIG
ApoC7_Schimmel: oh, we're into the likely scenarios here
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incredulouspasserby: always play to RNG and assume your opponent is an idiot
SnackPak_: play til the whistle
ApoC7_Schimmel: that would make you Gloomhaven Gods
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: Adam still goes first
SaxPython: :(
L0rdX33n: I never sided with Jekserah
L0rdX33n: Fun to see the alternative
RandomTrivia: Good luck Adam!
PMAvers: "...a auto-fail token? How'd that even get into the deck?"
BusTed: deuces!
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
SaxPython: poof
saucemaster5000: Go out with your strengths
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs KomodoHype lunarj1Fangs
RandomTrivia: benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: Sweet!
saucemaster5000: I mean, you all are surprisingly close
ApoC7_Schimmel: here we go!
DEATHlikescats: Epic ending incoming!
LeopardaoSnow: heather shuffle your modifier deck
Dalouer: Adams favourite stories.. absolutely miserable adventures where heroes are expendable
Dalouer: eternal rest
saucemaster5000: Bogo a No Go
RandomTrivia: Rip in pieces
RandomTrivia: The Longest rest
adept_nekomancer: There's short rest, long rest, and really long rest
KWardJenx: dirt nap
BusTed: Pining for the fjords.
SaxPython: His Credit was Declined
crono3453: He bought one and found out
SaxPython: The coupon was expired
saucemaster5000: Honestly, you've won like 10 games in a row, this was due
SaxPython: @crono3453 lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: @crono3453 HypeLUL
SaxPython: el Jeffe
LeopardaoSnow: maybe letting beej be level 2 would have helped him having more hp and perk modifiers
LeopardaoSnow: not reading chat would also help then
incredulouspasserby: tf dude
LeopardaoSnow: could cheat all you want
ApoC7_Schimmel: bye guys WutFace
SaxPython: sooo close
saucemaster5000: I think they did great considering
RandomTrivia: WOW Paul :D
L0rdX33n: "You were doing well until everybody died."
RandomTrivia: Oooooof
U_Dude: All of my favourite moments in Gloomhaven start with the sentence "we're probably not going to succeed but..."
SnackPak_: dang
itsr67: "you were winning until you lost"
Serpens77: thaaaaaaat's Gloomhaven
distrustingspectator: oh man. that stinks.
Williams4jesus: can always run it back?
Thatwasademo: how many cards does jeff have in discard
LeopardaoSnow: I read an article once that claimed that the average group does every scenario 2 to 3 times
DEATHlikescats: Maybe you get lucky and Heather saves the day
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
DEATHlikescats: Still in it
SirMorek: lets go, lets go...
distrustingspectator: there we go!!!!
RandomTrivia: Is Karen getting there after all?
ApoC7_Schimmel: way to go Heather
KWardJenx: Come on Heather!!
DEATHlikescats: Epic ending go!
distrustingspectator: go heather!
distrustingspectator: heather, heather, heather
KWardJenx: You got this!!
RandomTrivia: Let's goooooooooo
L0rdX33n: We believe in you!
DEATHlikescats: Karen finally gets to see the manager
SaxPython: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: @DEATHlikescats HypeLUL sergeJustRight
APartofManny: the tension!!!!!!!
DEATHlikescats: KPOPlove
APartofManny subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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adept_nekomancer: The final battle between karen and the manager
Dalouer: heartbreaker
MAPBoardgames: Next time on Gloomhaven...
BusTed: NotLikeThis
SaxPython: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis sergeOffByOne NotLikeThis
distrustingspectator: omg im crying
saucemaster5000: don't you dare look at the next card
M4nxCh1ld: NotLikeThis
APartofManny: oh. noooooooo
Mazrae: off by one
itsr67: the devil's on that card
BusTed: Can't ever look at the next flip.
distrustingspectator: that's gloomhaven
RandomTrivia: Never look!
ApoC7_Schimmel: no way
SaxPython: Intense
DEATHlikescats: Perfect wonderful ending!
APartofManny: when did Serge show up?
SaxPython: I', exhausted just watching
KWardJenx: No way!!!!
RandomTrivia: Absolutely spectacular fight
L0rdX33n: alannamClapgif sharkf11SHARK alannamClapgif
SirMorek is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 43 in the channel!
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incredulouspasserby: That suuuuucks.
DEATHlikescats: Whoa @sirmorek !!
Thatwasademo: you get coins and xp from cards, but not bonus xp, printed scenario rewards, or battle goals
L0rdX33n: No Checkmark, sad day
incredulouspasserby: so wait are there any negatives from losing a run?
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
Thatwasademo: and yes, you keep the treasure chest
Thatwasademo: the only downside to losing is that you fail to progress the plot
saucemaster5000: everyone played very well, no shade
SaxPython: duDudu duDudu duDudu
DEATHlikescats: I appreciate y’all
incredulouspasserby: hot damn y'all, that was a fun show to watch
SaxPython: Gloomhaven: Truth in Advertising
Finalsora811: !patreon
LRRbot: 2668 patrons for a total of $20,901.35 per month.
distrustingspectator: great game, gang. beej, you did very well.
KWardJenx: Brilliant job Beej!
Finalsora811: !store
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L0rdX33n subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
L0rdX33n: Woot
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, L0rdX33n! (Today's storm count: 34)
ApoC7_Schimmel: thx guys!
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
SaxPython: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
saucemaster5000: alright now
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahahaha
PMAvers: Wheeler's Game Rodeo
RandomTrivia: Dammit Wheeler!
SnackPak_: pokemon is a deck builder
SaxPython: are TMs like cards?
emboar2235: you see, if you squint, clodsire looks like a card
saucemaster5000: this'll be fun
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SaxPython: hoo rah?
saucemaster5000: They're already going into season 2 so (shrug)
korvys: How many will Adam kill? Tune in to find out
RandomTrivia: !schedule
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PMAvers: Lots of horror this week. Dark Pictures, Monopoly...
saucemaster5000: only the clones of Adam every morning to get the 5 grand
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #61: "Fear turns into erections." —Adam [2015-03-22]
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
SirMorek: seabatClap
Gormlessben subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 76 months!
Gormlessben: Yay!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Gormlessben! (Today's storm count: 35)
KWardJenx: Thank you!!
SaxPython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
L0rdX33n: Xeen is pronounced like Maga-zine, but thank you
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream, everyone! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
adept_nekomancer: so smol...
BusTed: G'night!
KWardJenx: Byeee!!
Phailhammer: cya :0
spethycakes: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SaxPython: thanks guys lrrSHINE
Phailhammer: :)
DEATHlikescats: Proper chaos
omnilord: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART