Juliamon: Zeta just smells like ozone, static, and plastic bricks
Fruan: Night Watch smells like questionable food and solder
paronomasiac042: so do i!
Fruan: Sorry, "food"
Metric_Furlong: Alpha Flight...
Metric_Furlong: honestly, kind of tricky, the shift doesn't really have much of an identity since they dropped the bird thing
Juliamon: Maybe beer if they stick with that schtick?
Juliamon: Hops are aromatic
Metric_Furlong: (not that 'bird' is terribly helpful for scents either, mind)
Fruan: Bread!
Fruan: We were just talking about it before. The smell of bread.
Fruan: This has now come full circle, and so hopefully we can stop.
Metric_Furlong: I dunno if people really associate Alpha Flight with bread, though
Fruan: That honestly sounds amazing.
Metric_Furlong: those are all things that smell nice
Metric_Furlong: unfortunately reading that is now making me hungry
Metric_Furlong: well, hungrier
Fruan: Don't drink the delicious perfume
Metric_Furlong: (currently looking like it's going to be a 1 AM dinner due to housemate reasons)
Juliamon: yes, do not consume perfume unless it is specifically designed for it (like the Imaginary Authors perfumes made for Salt & Straw)
Metric_Furlong: which does put me in the odd position of being around for the crew making a tower of judges (presumably with Beej at the top, as befitting his status)
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART (pass priority)
Metric_Furlong: (I'm aware that's not actually what Judges' Tower is)
incredulouspasserby: I've never seen judge's tower played, I'm fascinated by what this might be
RandomTrivia: @incredulouspasserby It is the most wonderful, absurd format.
Metric_Furlong: (Doesn't play MtG =/= doesn't know MtG, etc.)
incredulouspasserby: like I know what it is but I've never known any judges that are high enough level to enjoy something like this
cmdrud87: I have seen it before, and I enjoy seeing it being layed by people who are more solid in the rules than lil old me
theevilslime: Towers shall be judged!
DeM0nFiRe: It's just Jenga but the blocks say "Judge" instead of "Jenga" on the side (not really, I'm kidding)
RandomTrivia: The stakes couldn't be lower and it's riotous fun
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
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Fruan: lrrSIG
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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IbunWest: lrrSIG prawnzAYAYAJam lrrSIG
Strebenherz: lrrCOW
RandomTrivia: All players and Judges alike can play and enjoy Judge's Tower
RandomTrivia: And SERGE!
Commodore_Perry_GG: amazonPumpkinWiggle amazonPumpkinWiggle amazonPumpkinWiggle
tehfewl: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
incredulouspasserby: The closest I've been to a level two judge is when I went to a prerelease at a more competitive shop than my usual one and a level two got upset that I was using graphic sleeves
IkariFate: taffyVictory taffyVictory taffyVictory
Strebenherz: @incredulouspasserby What was the issue with the sleeves? or graphic as in pg13+?
wickaboxet: Good specification of time to everyone
BrowneePoints: oh snap we've got the best CanLander player in the format!
BrowneePoints: And Wheeler!
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BrowneePoints: Kappa
JokerBoney: part of me wants this to just be "so we heard that Halflander was so popular last time, what if we instead did doublelander"
powerflapjack: @incredulouspasserby if i had to guess they wear out a little faster or something so it may be easier to mark
djalternative: oh right. Judge's Tower!
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Loonatic93: @BrowneePoints Beej is playing Wheeler?
wickaboxet: Is the level 5 super judge going to be presiding over the judges tower?
incredulouspasserby: @Strebenherz they were a weird chromatic/metallic dragon something I got for free a few years earlier. The justification they had was that the sleeves COULD be too low quality and therefore marked. I asked him to point out what was marked and he just said the possibility was enough that I wasn't allowed to use them.
Metric_Furlong: can't have judge's tower with the level 5 superjudge Kappa
BrowneePoints: My joke! It's been Next Leveled! @Loonatic93
Loonatic93: *chuckle*
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Juliamon: It's Judge's Tower, not Superjudge's Tower
Fruan: @incredulouspasserby In my experience, judges like that are just worn out from dealing with That Guy. If they give you an exception, That Guy will whine about it for the next decade, and it's just not worth it.
lirazel64: Wheeeee!
wickaboxet: @juliamon that’s true, it would be unfair with the ultimate authority of magic there
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incredulouspasserby: @incredulouspasserby This was years ago and I don't live in that area anymore. All I'll say is that I never went back to that shop again.
cmdrud87: @Juliamon If Superjudge's tower is like Beejlander, it's just gonna be Hill Giants and Grizzly bears, and a blade
Alas_Babylon: bop alert
Fruan: And that's how tedious angleshooters ruin the game for everyone!
BrowneePoints: @incredulouspasserby counterpoint. if an L2 tells you to use different sleeves in a comp event you use different sleeves
BrowneePoints: if it was like commander? then that's kinda crappy of them
powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints in all fairness they mentioned it was a prerelease
Alas_Babylon: We could just add a week to 2022
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Kadenus: that's a big canlander deck
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WhiteWizard42: does LRR still make Friday Nights
Wicker_Guide: the Magic will continue until Morale is implemented
Sleep_Tight: LUL
JokerBoney: [Wheeler was never seen at a PPR again]
Alas_Babylon: @WhiteWizard42 It's in the pipeline, but not for awhile
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight @sergeyager and @BWheelerMTG are playing Canadian Highlander with Judge's Tower! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlRI76ZaYAMzaPi.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1608993031675609088
frogomb: Only 2 LRRfolk? More is always better
micalovits: @cmdrud87, tak for gaveabonnementet! For some reason twitch autos to danish xD But thanks!
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Hello folks, thanks for being there during a particularly bad time
Finalsora811: !ck
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Alas_Babylon: @WhiteWizard42 They're still, y'know, recovering from the pandini, and Graham's medical issues, but things are Getting Better(tm)... patience my dude
thraximore: FBtouchdown
msmimeinc: OMG Ive been playing JT for a few years and just revamped mine hope to find out about some spicy new includes tonight
RandomTrivia: Good button
WhiteWizard42: @Alas_Babylon i was just riffing on "I thought I was going to have my friday nights back"
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown
Alas_Babylon: ah lol
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Alas_Babylon: Fair enough
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Viscounty of Value is really good
DSAtrav: lrrSHINE
cmdrud87: @micalovits Presumably b/c it's your preferred browser language :D
SnackPak_: hi Paul
Welbog: Hi Paul
JokerBoney: wait chat - we need to get wheeler to 69%
lion_byte: Hi Paul
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Booster6: Serge has this first round, for SURE
cmdrud87: also, still wanna see Adam play a Monkey Commander deck
RandomTrivia: I mean, the rules are fast but strict :p
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Didn't Wheeler stop being a judge?
TimIAm: The rules are extremely slow and tight
incredulouspasserby: wait isn't the point of judge's tower that the rules are the opposite of fast and loose?
Alas_Babylon: @TimIAm Oh my?
powerflapjack: @cmdrud87 i built that deck, it's a blast to pilot
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So now you play Canlander to determine who goes first in Tower, right?
Alas_Babylon: Questing Beast MVP
r10pez10: serge, did you just call the gift trash
RandomTrivia: Literally any pile of draft chaff *can* be a Judge's Tower, but a curated pile is much more entertaining *AND* educational
laikagoat: fionLOL
RandomTrivia: PFFFFT HypeLUL
TheWriterAleph: noice
TemporallyAwry: !hubris
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
SnackPak_: sergeHubris
circusofkirkus: still watching
offbeatwitch: watch this... snake eyes
lion_byte: lmao
voslan: Impressive serge
r10pez10: nice indication of infinite life, paul
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's North 100 Showdown all over again
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Alas_Babylon: mulligan to 0
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
MurphEP: That's so good
cmdrud87: go to infinite plus 7
lawful_neutral_wizard: Hi all! Seems I joined a bit late, how does this work?
Fruan: Don't you play with exposed hands so you can tell when your opponent has biffed it?
MurphEP: Damn, Kiss of the Amesha kinda busted in Judge's Tower
YeetTheRich_: do you lose when you make a mistake or only when your opponent correctly calls out a mistake?
powerflapjack: now that's what i call hand attack
LRRbot: Ulamog's Reclaimer [4U] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [2/5] | Devoid / When Ulamog's Reclaimer enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Alas_Babylon: @lawful_neutral_wizard tl;dr: infinite life, infinite mana, both players share one deck, the only way you "lose" is by committing a rules violation
WhiteWizard42: @lawful_neutral_wizard pile of rules headache cards. if you may take an action, you must. and if you don't, you lose.
DeM0nFiRe: @lawful_neutral_wizard They have infinite mana and infinite life, they must play any card they have as soon as it is legal to do so, and must activate abilities as soon as legal. If they break a rule or miss a window to play or activate, they lose
LRRbot: Arachnus Web [2G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. / At the beginning of the end step, if enchanted creature's power is 4 or greater, destroy Arachnus Web.
RandomTrivia: Good news, that ability goes on the stack and does nothing, so Serge is dead already
LRRbot: Necromancer's Stockpile [1B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Discard a creature card: Draw a card. If the discarded card was a Zombie card, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
r10pez10: my head already hurts
LRRbot: Vampiric Rites [B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
YeetTheRich_: oh no
circusofkirkus: oh no
cmdrud87: that card is actually good if you DO want to draw cards
thraximore: oh lord, Stockpile is REAL bad for the controller
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
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ElektroTal: oh this is magic for hyper fastidious folks isnt it
espi: forgot untap, disqualified
YeetTheRich_: james must be so good in this format
LRRbot: Xenic Poltergeist [1BB] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | {T}: Until your next upkeep, target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value.
Ant__R: dont think you need to be that literal with the state based action unless it matters
BrowneePoints: I have one of those in my Greasefang deck!
RandomTrivia: @ElektroTal You can think of it that way, but it's also a good way to get to know how the game works under the hood
Gaz_L: it was invented to train judges
Ammondale: grv?
LRRbot: Murder of Crows [3UU] | Creature β€” Bird [4/4] | Flying / Whenever another creature dies, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
YeetTheRich_: bring back creature type poltergeist
Alas_Babylon: The "ca-caw" was important, it's a global rule
Niehilius: plz explain, what is this madness? πŸ˜…
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TheOrigamiGamer: I come into the stream and Serge and Wheeler are at negative life totals.
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JokerBoney: @Ammondale you only have to activate abilities once per turn
niccus: ca-caw isn't accessible until you're judge level 1
JokerBoney: just as soon as possible
LRRbot: Bearscape [1GG] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.
goombalax: didn't NEED to activate rites again did he?
powerflapjack: Graham ACTIVATED
Alas_Babylon: @Niehilius Infinite life, infinite mana, you must do everything possible, and if you commit a rules violation you lose
thraximore: BEARSCAPE PridePog
BrowneePoints: BearscGaype
Kadenus: gotta update that with the new art
Alas_Babylon: (must do everything at least once per turn)
BrowneePoints: BisexualPride TransgenderPride GayPride
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Doesn't this format have a shared graveyard? Which means Wheeler lost?
Alas_Babylon: Not this time
Niehilius: @alas_babylon pure madness, great πŸ˜‚
Ammondale: oh okay didn't see that stockpile looted
niccus: optionally yes
RandomTrivia: @Dread_Pirate_Westley They explained at the start that they play it with separate graveyards
LRRbot: Burnout [1R] | Instant | Counter target instant spell if it's blue. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
MadWolf1290: @Dread_Pirate_Westley shared library
espi: yes
Alas_Babylon: Yes
Kadenus: you can target any instant
cmdrud87: any
Ant__R: target any instant
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JokerBoney: @Dread_Pirate_Westley they decided that it is different yards this time
Kadenus: AH
RandomTrivia: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
r10pez10: lmao
laikagoat: zoeyDuck zoeyDuck zoeyDuck
thraximore: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Simriel: I haven't played Judges Tower in forever
Kadenus: too dang helpful
RandomTrivia: lrrJUDGE Outside assistance!
Drathak: :)
Kadenus: chat loses the game
Fruan: I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be playing with open hands, right? Otherwise someone can make an invisible mistake.
niccus: call an ambulance. for someone, anyone
LRRbot: Soul Seizer [3UU] (back: Ghastly Haunting) | Creature β€” Spirit [1/3] | Flying / When Soul Seizer deals combat damage to a player, you may transform it. If you do, attach it to target creature that player controls.
Robot_Bones: Hey Soul Seizer
espi: @niccus both players are clearly having a stroke
cmdrud87: oh, I have that card... in Japanese, I think
LRRbot: Gift of Immortality [2W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return Gift of Immortality to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.
circusofkirkus: :O
marxmarksman: Soul Seizer Salad
Simriel: Creatures? in my Judges Tower? absurd :p
Alas_Babylon: Activate headache mode
LRRbot: Annul [U] | Instant | Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
JokerBoney: @Fruan the lose condition is when another player catches the mistake, by all techinicalities
YeetTheRich_: wheelerMonkey
Ant__R: serge did miss a draw asking for that errata
niccus: hey soul seizer, ain't that mr. meizer on the radio, stereo,
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LRRbot: Bearscape [1GG] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.
ofstrife: ow my brain
lion_byte: lrrSHINE
tarkes12: i absolutely love this
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm gonna say that chat-called GRVs do not count
robaphone251: this game has got to be brutal with a twitch chat
LRRbot: Necromancer's Stockpile [1B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Discard a creature card: Draw a card. If the discarded card was a Zombie card, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Masked Admirers [2GG] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [3/2] | When Masked Admirers enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {G}{G}. If you do, return Masked Admirers from your graveyard to your hand.
YeetTheRich_: @LoadingReadyRun fair
Catastrophil: @LoadingReadyRun That seems wise
RandomTrivia: Oh that's a fun one :D
Dmc3628: oh baby
asthanius: Didn't draw
RandomTrivia: Rip
RandomTrivia: GGs!
thraximore: LUL
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Haroldholmes25: LUL
lion_byte: lmao
paronomasiac042: whoo!
MagicalAttackGecko: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
RandomTrivia: seabatClap
thraximore: well played
YeetTheRich_: jlrrCoolgame
MadWolf1290: GG
Welbog: Bravo
lion_byte: lrrJUDGECALL
Drathak: it's just triggers all the way down CoolCat
tarkes12: LUL
circusofkirkus: my brain hurts and I didn't even play
ladyjessica: Wow.
drthvd3r: Well, I just turned 200K DolLRRS into 300K.
Dmc3628: i turned 6K into 30K that's balller
lion_byte: goodbye points lrrSHINE
niccus: there are actual decks?
paronomasiac042: oh, so the /real/ magic is over for now?
lawful_neutral_wizard: On one hand, I dislike having to concentrate on 12 things at once. On the other hand, my subconscious rules lawyer is raring to go
BrowneePoints: Superfriends Prison(Palcatraz)
RandomTrivia: Superfriends Stax/Prison?
RandomTrivia: Excellent deck naming :D
JokerBoney: @RandomTrivia correct
DeM0nFiRe: @niccus The judges tower is how they decide who goes first and now they are playing Canadian Highlander
matthaus_c: darcy!
JokerBoney: Superfriends Tanglewire
Fruan: PALcatraz? A prison broadcast to european TV standards?
Dmc3628: hail Darcy
LRRbot: Dragon's Rage Channeler [R] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / Delirium β€” As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Dragon's Rage Channeler gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.
MadWolf1290: wait, real game now?
espi: its Alcatraz with Pals?
jarikosik___: are the decklists available yet, or just on youtube
cmdrud87: @BrowneePoints Ummm... wouldn't that just be the Rock? (With Nick Cage)
Alas_Babylon: Judge's Tower was purely to determine who goes first
Simriel: Oh I thought this was more judges tower xD Amazing
Juliamon: Paul hasn't sent us the decklists yet
Alas_Babylon: *pew pew*
wickaboxet: palinchron prison
RandomTrivia: Turns out that when they printed a bunch of planeswalkers with asymmetrical stax effects stapled to them, it's quite powerful
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demondrinkingtea: doot doot
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Epinephilim: Palcatraz or supermax friends, if you will.
superdude097: That's a great name
m1gr3nA: so cataclysm
BrowneePoints: Okay but does it still have Vengeant
Dmc3628: call the fire department for Serge
BrowneePoints: Q.Q
YeetTheRich_: free hot take right there
JokerBoney: look serge, its a good prison deck wheelerKappa
asthanius: AJV is the ultimate stax piece
cmdrud87: I mean, I would be happy with 90 minutes Judge's tower
wickaboxet: Jokulhaups?
BrowneePoints: Ajani Vengeant is SO annoying as a Stax piece
LRRbot: Talisman of Progress [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. Talisman of Progress deals 1 damage to you.
paronomasiac042: points?
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
AugmentingPath: I see Serge read the thread that was only, like, 10% direct digs at Serge
asthanius: Game loss, Wheeler didn't activate top Kappa
r10pez10: the camera moving as serge was saying "ahh ahh" was pretty funny
LRRbot: Third Path Iconoclast [UR] | Creature β€” Human Monk [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I can't wait for Stax to be less annoying than "Ruin your evening lifegain"
Natural_Ones_Only: So are they playing judges tower later or Canlander with Judges tower rules?
matthaus_c: love 2022 peezy
cmdrud87: I still want the EDH version of Ruin your Evening
incredulouspasserby: shortcutting? That's a judge's tower los- wait hang on
r10pez10: it's canlander but instead of dice roll for first, it's judges tower
Alas_Babylon: @Natural_Ones_Only Judge's Tower to determine who goes first in CanLander
marxmarksman: @Natural_Ones_Only They just finished Tower, Wheelere won and got to go first.
RandomTrivia: @Natural_Ones_Only They're using Judge Tower to determine play/draw in Canlander :D
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Iconocleezy
megamaduo: I like that the tower isn't on camera but its shadow still looms
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @natural_ones_only Judges Tower before each game to deter 1st player
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Fruan: "Hot take: both Urza AND Mishra are bad, actually" - Third Path Iconoclast
LRRbot: Fiery Islet | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {R}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Fiery Islet: Draw a card.
AugmentingPath: QoL counterspell value is real
corpocracy: There were some spicy cards in that spin
princess_intell: hey everyone!
marxmarksman: Is, is, islet
princess_intell: happy birthday to me!
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
MurphEP: It's there. Waiting
jarikosik___: majus
paronomasiac042: what a curve
r10pez10: Counting With Serge
matthaus_c: out-catrazing palcatraz
RandomTrivia: Classic curve of two creatures that care about casting noncreature spells, into more creatures :D
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I like how this ALSO mucks Serge's mana base
MegaDosX: Deck go RRR
princess_intell: is this that bizarro format where all possible things have to happen at all times
Fruan: *Tips basic fedora"* m'Gus
LRRbot: Hullbreacher [2U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Pirate [3/2] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token.
AugmentingPath: Spara's headquarters lists 3 land types, none of which it is anymore
Juliamon: princess_intell They already did that part, now it's regular canlander
princess_intell: ah
incredulouspasserby: I think they're doing it again at the start of the next match of 3 though
ChaoticObserver: @RandomTrivia I didn't notice it because I had left but thank you for the gift sub you gave me during the Boxing Day stream
princess_intell: yay!
ButterBewtz: LUL LUL
LRRbot: Deserted Temple | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Untap target land.
robaphone251: wow those sleeves are slippery eh
RandomTrivia: @ChaoticObserver lrrSHINE
LRRbot: Saheeli, Sublime Artificer [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Saheeli [5] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / [βˆ’2]: Target artifact you control becomes a copy of another target artifact or creature you control until end of turn, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
princess_intell: judge's tower sounds like absolute choas
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
princess_intell: *chaos
JokerBoney: @princess_intell if we see the shadow cast in the mid bottom of the screen you can see the upcoming tower that will be returning
AugmentingPath: Only Serge is allowed U/R token makers on noncreature cast!
RandomTrivia: Syr Veil, Knight of Card Selection lrrBEEJ
AugmentingPath: seems pretty hypocritical, tbh
TheWanderingNomad: I honestly can't hear "Force of Will" without thinking of the Stormcrow Crapshot :D
LRRbot: Soul-Guide Lantern [1] | Artifact | When Soul-Guide Lantern enters the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice Soul-Guide Lantern: Exile each opponent's graveyard. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Soul-Guide Lantern: Draw a card.
Ant__R: serge pay life for force?
r10pez10: german lantern
princess_intell: i can't imagine a stack of cards literally 4.2x the size of a canlander deck
matthaus_c: never didn't have it
Loonatic93: Speaking of Egg Nog. I made an Egg Nog Custard Pie for Christmas family get-together. First time I ever tried it and it turned out beautifully.
ElektroTal: wait, doesn't wheeler have to use the lantern right now?
princess_intell: rather, i can't imagine playing it
Alas_Babylon: @ElektroTal No
Alas_Babylon: This isn't Judge's Tower rules
LRRbot: Hullbreacher [2U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Pirate [3/2] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token.
jarikosik___: i dont think serge paid life for force
Dmc3628: judges tower opens the proceedings
ElektroTal: oh is this the actual canlander game?
AugmentingPath: Hullbreacher says "play brainstorm, it's fine, don't worry about it"
ElektroTal: i stepped away for a moment, lol
JokerBoney: correct serge should be at 17
jarikosik___: yay
r10pez10: it's okay chat's never right
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Strebenherz: No u
Croc64: You got it boss
lawful_neutral_wizard: How dare we
BrowneePoints: @ElektroTal Yep! Blue Moon vs Superfriends Prison(Palcatraz
micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
thraximore: don't worry it won't last
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
silenceaux: oh don't worry, we'll be wrong soon enough
RandomTrivia: As you know, when one of us is right, we're ALL right
Alas_Babylon: the bane of formats everywhere
YeetTheRich_: yessir, only incorrect calls from now on
princess_intell: expressive iteration is such a good card
Dmc3628: yabba dabba
LRRbot: Welding Jar [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice Welding Jar: Regenerate target artifact.
mick_myage: can we get wheeler to shift right a bit?
matthaus_c: Expressive Iteration is MTG Fuck Marry Kill
r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] Hey, chat! Stop being correct! It's a bad look for us!
LRRbot: New quote #8412: "Hey, chat! Stop being correct! It's a bad look for us!" β€”Wheeler [2022-12-30]
LRRbot: Retrofitter Foundry [1] | Artifact | {3}: Untap Retrofitter Foundry. / {2}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {T}, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.
noa2828: Don't mind if I yabadaba do
AttackCowboy: Retrofitter!
laundreydhull: so what's the average alloted timing fora 'Rules Infraction', Judge's Tower? LUL lrrWHEELER lrrSERGE
Croc64: retrofitter my beloved~
RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 sergeJustRight
AttackCowboy: I can't wait to try and get a judge old border copy
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Cue that circus music that plays when someone is doing something silly
laundreydhull: I only asked a question Srr.
AugmentingPath: no cards, only treasure
lawful_neutral_wizard: W I D E breacher
niccus: i don't think that song ever pauses for lrr
princess_intell: wish we had hullbreacher on arena for historic brawl
Alas_Babylon: @princess_intell I'm 300% glad we don't tbh
MegaDosX: @princess_intell Glad we don't tbh >_>
princess_intell: fair
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL That hull is looking extremely breeched
annoyedandconfused: wait I'm just getting here, is this judges tower cause I thought that was a 1 deck format?
Dmc3628: hullbreacher can stay in the hell portal with the other com legends cards
Alas_Babylon: It'd be nice to stop Rusko, yeah, but he doesn't need to be stopped by a nuclear missile
princess_intell: okay, totally fair, it would be a nightmare
Korolan: Powerhouse starts playing
Alas_Babylon: Your wishes are valid tho
MegaDosX: @Dmc3628 There are some Commander Legends card I'd be happy to see in a Historic Anthology, but Hullbreacher is definitively not one of them
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Hull breacher doesn't even stop Expressive Iteration, huh?
AugmentingPath: Alas_Babylon he only needs to be sent to the naughty queue
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What a good card
matthaus_c: I wish we had Blood Moon and Magus in Arena
Alas_Babylon: @AugmentingPath Or rebalanced, but hell queue would be neato
JokerBoney: @princess_intell im alright with it not being in gladiator
LRRbot: Karn, Living Legacy [4] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Karn [4] | [+1]: Create a tapped Powerstone token. / [βˆ’1]: Pay any amount of mana. Look at that many cards from the top of your library, then put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / [βˆ’7]: You get an emblem with "Tap an untapped artifact you control: This emblem deals 1 damage to any target."
Dmc3628: though blood moon we missed that chance with amon's invocations
Alas_Babylon: The boy!!!
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
definenull: pointing!
princess_intell: there are SO MANY commander cards i want in arena for historic brawl
GrizzGrizzly: Better luck next time
lirazel64: @annoyedandconfused They're playing jt between Highlander games
circusofkirkus: lose a life?
Dmc3628: karn doing his wrestlemania point game
BrowneePoints: aw man! i wanted to watch that Karn do something!
RandomTrivia: @circusofkirkus Magus still in play
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Serge loses Judge's tower again
incredulouspasserby: That's the first time I've seen Living Legacy on the stack, holy crap
circusofkirkus: @circusofkirkus ah forgot
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Missed the channeler
MegaDosX: Also Serge tapped the island for the blue, no life loss needed
goombalax: he ate a remand, thats gas
Alas_Babylon: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII was shortcut to "I kept on top"
robaphone251: is this the first canlander game for serge in the new sleeves?
Loonatic93: I just want Dubious Challenge as it should have been there with Kaladesh Remastered.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @alas_babylon I know :p
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land β€” Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Comeback323: its not tapped?
thraximore: doesn't it come into play untapped?
Alas_Babylon: Doesn't it come in untapped?
RandomTrivia: It enters untapped, it has no text
JokerBoney: untapped
tehfewl: sanc comes in untapped
JokerBoney: ixalan change
GrizzGrizzly: it doesn't say that, it's a mountain
RandomTrivia: That changed with Ixalan
Dmc3628: the blood moon Ixalan rules
code1300: Becomes blank
Alas_Babylon: All that text is gone and replaced with Tap: Add R.
RandomTrivia: You used to have to pay 2 life for your shock Mountains
micalovits: They changed that, to great joy for all dark depths players
definenull: boomer magic
asthanius: you used to walk tapped both ways
JokerBoney: all good I still get it confused - hence me just saying it was the ixalan change
matthaus_c: tell me about the vancouver mulligan, grandad!
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
Alas_Babylon: Darcy
Drathak: Back in my day damage went on the stack like everything else and we liked it
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Judges Tower but every turn the ruleset being used goes back another year
RandomTrivia: REKT
MegaDosX: Good thing it's not Tower anymore :p
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So by turn 15 you have damage on the stack
Dmc3628: darcy do be hard
MegaDosX: Also Delirium check?
Ant__R: if this was tower serge wouldve lost like 5 more times
tonks_just_tonks: Juts put a dice on top of your deck
Bishster: match loss :P
r10pez10: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
asthanius: The tower is getting to him
wickaboxet: DRC going into the judges tower?
niccus: canadian highlander but every time you point out a rules violation, the opponent draws an extra card at the start of judge's tower
AugmentingPath: Serge playing IRL sleight of hand
GrizzGrizzly: doesn't DRC have to attack
Croc64: The tower comes for us all
incredulouspasserby: Which card is the one messing with serge?
Loonatic93: !card Dragon Rage
LRRbot: Dragonrage [2R] | Instant | Add {R} for each attacking creature you control. Until end of turn, attacking creatures you control gain "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
MegaDosX: !card dragon's rage channeler
LRRbot: Dragon's Rage Channeler [R] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / Delirium β€” As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Dragon's Rage Channeler gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.
Alas_Babylon: This is going to be a night where none of our brains will function
MegaDosX: Yeah that thing has to attack
chonkski: Drc gotta violence
Haroldholmes25: believe it was post combat
Bishster: DRC must attack as well
mick_myage: but like isn't serge a judge?
matthaus_c: main phase 2 chat
GrizzGrizzly: DRC demands blood
JokerBoney: @GrizzGrizzly only while delirium is active
paronomasiac042: more booze!
chonkski: It knows only fight
aynahl_feesting: Aww did I miss the judges tower?
superdude097: Delerium online
GrizzGrizzly: ah main 2
Bishster: once delirium only
thraximore: second main
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge β€” Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
Haroldholmes25: @aynahl_feesting there will be more
JokerBoney: attacks happened before delirium was active
MegaDosX: Yeah that has to attack next turn now
Fruan: Serge got delerium post combat
code1300: Judge tower proceed to cheat step
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
RandomTrivia: WOOF
asthanius: huh
MegaDosX: Holy moly
thraximore: PridePog
AugmentingPath: despite appearances, Serge has not been delirious this whole time (in the game)
Croc64: OUCH
wickaboxet: Judging is easier if you’re not actively playing, and everyone makes mistakes anyways
YeetTheRich_: -> this is your brain on judge's tower. still think drugs are cool?
asthanius: who was it that tweeted about people needing to respect PoP?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Curb your enthusiasm music plays
circusofkirkus: oof
Alas_Babylon: Holy moly
mtgsignal: price of progress is an instant???
ox42: SURVEIL lol
Alas_Babylon: Sure is!
bluddragon1: Surveil trigger
matthaus_c: price is an instant
definenull: oo spicy tech
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RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Dmc3628: price fire blast is like the wombo burn dream
micalovits: He did scry it to the top atleast
JokerBoney: Price is such a lovely blue moon card tbh
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
AugmentingPath: I really think Wheeler would be better against Price if he didn't run all these non-basics that only tap for R
MegaDosX: Wow!
MegaDosX: Man, DRC without Arena doing the heavy lifting is a thing
matthaus_c: that was a blistering fast Blue Moon game
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wheeler, you should run fewer non basic mountains
definenull: ggs!
Dmc3628: that was the godly curve
Alas_Babylon: holy *moly*
robaphone251: ahh yeah
YeetTheRich_: yesss fry all the brainss
Dmc3628: oh brain gonna be fried
Fruan: Wait, Judges tower for every GAME, not MATCH?! You're madmen!
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Fire_Summoner! (Today's storm count: 44)
definenull: oh boy
Dmc3628: draw is the disadvantage
RandomTrivia: More rectangles is typically a disadvantage in Judge Tower
LRRbot: Pure Reflection [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever a player casts a creature spell, destroy all Reflections. Then that player creates an X/X white Reflection creature token, where X is the mana value of that spell.
r10pez10: these are some cool commander cards
marxmarksman: Did Paul get a say when this evening was getting planned?!
LRRbot: Diviner Spirit [4U] | Creature β€” Spirit [2/4] | Whenever Diviner Spirit deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:44.
Loonatic93: They should put Judge's Tower in Arena! lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 That would seem mastubatory somehow given that Arena does all the rules stuff for you
En_Djinn: Well there go my plans of sleeping
Loonatic93: @MegaDosX That's the joke.
m1gr3nA: its symmetrical effect
Nukified: what do we all mean, judge?
incredulouspasserby: This isn't yugioh
LRRbot: Act of Treason [2R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
cmdrud87: someone out that in the quotes!
goombalax: GRV
circusofkirkus: oh no
Alas_Babylon: Oh no
thraximore: oh YES
definenull: that's a warning
TheWriterAleph: i love judge's tower so much
TheWriterAleph: watching, not playing
GrizzGrizzly: how do you win this game
Alas_Babylon: @GrizzGrizzly Your opponent commits a rules violation
circusofkirkus: by not losing
powerflapjack: @GrizzGrizzly the other person busses up
definenull: oh no
MegaDosX: @GrizzGrizzly Don't screw up :p
robaphone251: @GrizzGrizzly you dont!
Fruan: @GrizzGrizzly You cannot win, you can only lose.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You both draw at the same time, but usually you're drawing from different libraries.
GrizzGrizzly: :D
goombalax: you don't win, you just try not to lose
ogundiety: WAsn't this made up in a friday night sketch?
Dmc3628: there is no winning, there is only surviving
YeetTheRich_: there are no winners in judge's towers
JokerBoney: @GrizzGrizzly by making no mistakes ever
LRRbot: Fractured Loyalty [1R] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, that spell or ability's controller gains control of that creature.
thraximore: Fractured Loyalty! umbraHype
thraximore: oh man
LRRbot: Mind Raker [3B] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [3/3] | Devoid / When Mind Raker enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
cmdrud87: oh, this is interesting in the pig deck!
TheWriterAleph: if you manage to take your opponent to 0 in Judge Tower, somebody messed up (by not messing up) LUL
definenull: this is turn 1 and my head already hurts
Loonatic93: Mind Raker! That's my favorite Bond movie!
DigitalSeahorse: !deck
LRRbot: Pure Reflection [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever a player casts a creature spell, destroy all Reflections. Then that player creates an X/X white Reflection creature token, where X is the mana value of that spell.
Ant__R: whats the timing about how soon instants have to be cast
LRRbot: Momentary Blink [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Flashback {3}{U}
circusofkirkus: lmao
LRRbot: Fork [RR] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell, except that the copy is red. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Dmc3628: didn't have a creature that wheeler controlled
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
powerflapjack: LMAO
TheWriterAleph: @Ant__R as soon as you have targets
MegaDosX: What is happening.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX yes
espi: fork needs to resolve first
RandomTrivia: Wait for it, Chat
asthanius: Fork's written text says IT becomes the copy
powerflapjack: betusGag
MegaDosX: !card fork
LRRbot: Fork [RR] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell, except that the copy is red. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Fruan: No, Serge is right.
cmdrud87: nope
Ant__R: so wheeler needed to blink in draw step?
Fruan: Oh, they fixed it! yay.
asthanius: Errata says it makes a copy, written text says it becomes the copy
silenceaux: Is this an errata thing?
m1gr3nA: it needs to finish resolving
espi: chat read the Fork errata
matthaus_c: it is an errata thing
Fruan: I am wrong about Serge being right. Serge once upon a time.
Catastrophil: Yea, that's an errata thing
silenceaux: Ah, neat.
RandomTrivia: Oracle Text prevails
espi: well played Wheeler Kappa
AugmentingPath: Serge trying to play R&D's Secret Tower
niccus: is there any world where the old text works in any set of rules
bluddragon1: Love me some judges tower
TheWriterAleph: an oof by oracle technicality
RandomTrivia: Uh, that's 2-0 in Judge's Tower
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
asthanius: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 40:54.
GrizzGrizzly: I feel like the entire tower is just Oracle Text Tricky stuffs
ButterBewtz: This is so much fun
MegaDosX: Time for Magic!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Can't wait for someone to open with a wheel in tower
Fruan: When did they fix Fork? I loved how weird that old card was.
r10pez10: "so what did you do for new years" "i got my brain melted"
YeetTheRich_: judge's tower isn't fair and it is not trying to be
AugmentingPath: !card R&D
LRRbot: Found 1263 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Tom_Bruise: Is this the mystery of chessboxin' ?
circusofkirkus: Paul, get these Judges a stiff drink
code1300: So 2-0 wheeler
AugmentingPath: !card R&D's secret lair
LRRbot: R&D's Secret Lair | Legendary Land | Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. / {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
matthaus_c: !card look at me I'm R&D
LRRbot: Look at Me, I'm R&D [2W] | Enchantment | As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number. / All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.
definenull: what a way to end 2022
NotCainNorAbel: which part is the boxing?
Kadenus: @NotCainNorAbel the part where they box
YeetTheRich_: they had jerma as fucking ring announcer
RandomTrivia: It alternates rounds
DigitalSeahorse: I hope your migraine goes away, Wheeler voxlunBabhed lrrWHEELER
YeetTheRich_: it was great
wickaboxet: So, canlander boxing when?
TheWriterAleph: "Dear Strong Bad..."
Gadora: Chess boxing on AFK when?
code1300: Taurian mauler is a pain judge tower
silenceaux: Dear Strongbad...
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
asthanius: that's a gitaxian probe
LRRbot: Back to Basics [2U] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Rootpotato: what about Commander wrestling
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment β€” Saga | I β€” Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II β€” You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III β€” Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Strebenherz: Dat blood moon
matthaus_c: that is not a mental misstep benginLul
GrizzGrizzly: I'm sorry did you want to play magic, because neither of us is playing magic
r10pez10: "it makes friends"
RandomTrivia: "Victory can be achieved by Checkmate or TKO" is a sentence I love
AugmentingPath: @shurtal yeah, serge had a mental misstep
Rootpotato: 4 guys in a ring smackdown the 1 guy who played a sol ring
shurtal: @AugmentingPath i mean, flavor win?
Ukon_Cairns: the deck does nothing, and makes opponents deck do less than nothing
niccus: just like in magic!
DigitalSeahorse: !decks
LRRbot: (16 Dec 2022: White Loxodon Exchange) Here's what everyone ended up with: Cameron - Game Night Free-for-All 2022 (5 decks within) | Alex - Guildpact "Code of the Orzhov" precon | Ben - 2022 Starter Kit (2 decks within) | James - 2018 Standard Challenger Deck "Vehicle Rush" | Kathleen - Draconic Destruction Commander Deck | Wheeler - Khans of Tarkir box https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5290830
AugmentingPath: @shurtal yes
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
chaostreader: Have they said what points they have?
thraximore: oooooooooh
LRRbot: Stifle [U] | Instant | Counter target activated or triggered ability.
RandomTrivia: Ohhhhhh, so RUDE!
AugmentingPath: I see three of Serge's points
circusofkirkus: body bag!
aynahl_feesting: Wow
Gadora: Oof.
aynahl_feesting: Hateful
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wow
Ammondale: 1 mana LD
JokerBoney: @chaostreader we know serge has a mox and a PoP
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!! <3
oatway: I stifled my first fetch ever in BRO limited\
thraximore: @jacqui_lantern234 hi jacqui! umbraLuv
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land β€” Urza's Saga | I β€” Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II β€” Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III β€” Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
thraximore: no WAY
LRRbot: Nimble Obstructionist [2U] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Cycling {2}{U} / When you cycle Nimble Obstructionist, counter target activated or triggered ability you don't control.
RandomTrivia: OOOOF
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Ammondale: WOW
MegaDosX: SERGE
Croc64: LMAO
goombalax: rudest
micalovits: Thats SO RUDE
ShotGunShelz7: Rude.
circusofkirkus: omg
jacqui_lantern234: SERGE YES
asthanius: Next he's gonna cast Tale's End
AkiraBalance27: loool
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I was gonna jke about that
YeetTheRich_: ayyy
robaphone251: jeez
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Holy
TetraRay: my god
Alas_Babylon: "Most hateful hand in Magic"
tehfewl: This man has a family
tergonis: hateful
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: oooooof
RandomTrivia: Absolutely murdered
jellyfish5134: SERGE
Agnememnon: holy shi...
mathyoumatician: Lol
TheWriterAleph: LUL
hb8u: oh my god
Gadora: Oh, hateful!
thraximore: umbraSweat holy moly
matthaus_c: I love Blue Moon
hackingducks: e-v-i-l
RandomTrivia: That man had a family!
corpocracy: grossssss
aynahl_feesting: Wowie zowie batman
BrowneePoints: I no longer feel bad for Serge losing judge's tower twice
powerflapjack: Serge you're getting coal in your stocking
MegaDosX: That was so hateful
laikagoat: wonderfully hateful
voslan: To be fair. It worked wheller!
trevorwisn: oof
MurphEP: Hot take incoming
robaphone251: and winning
CorruptDropbear: I Concede
Travilogue: wait until he brings out the Hover Mry
matthaus_c: idiot bird is still okay!
cmdrud87: brutal
Rootpotato: idiot bird gets them again
Spacecarl: yeah he spoke a bit early about the most hateful hand
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What's worse, that Serge is playing Nimble or that you lost to it?
Dmc3628: one at the end of the year
cmdrud87: and yet, you lost to it
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
definenull: HE'S ALREADY DEAD
powerflapjack: lmao
GrizzGrizzly: His next card was Trickbind
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
Morrigan9: we're outta Fs this year
Croc64: Absolutely PERFECT
asthanius: He gets one!
code1300: What about defabricate
suttssutts: lololololol
laundreydhull: I'd appreciate it more if Stifle branched out to colors outside of blue.
MegaDosX: Good lord Serge who hurt you
Makrosian_Tae: Brilliant
ButterBewtz: WOW
Tom_Bruise: Get nimbly obstructed, dude
SaxPython: Merry Christmas
goombalax: you can add this to the twitter thread
DigitalSeahorse: 1.3ish days away
schokobeau: LuL
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: tales end next turn
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
niccus: don't threaten us with a good time
shurtal: we're gonna come back from break, and Serge is gonna be "MYSTERIOUSLY" dead in his chair
NotCainNorAbel: wheeler with the moral victory
code1300: !card defabricate
LRRbot: Defabricate [1U] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Counter target artifact or enchantment spell. If a spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. / β€’ Counter target activated or triggered ability.
nova_plushie: Serg'es villian arc
matthaus_c: Idiot Bird isn't even half as much of a boomer card as Gideon Jura is :P
wickaboxet: Land attrition is a great concept for a deck, I built a rakdos land control concept deck
robaphone251: we need two types of muffins... Tower and Canlander Muffins
mjolnirsmaster: Jude's Tower is a great format
TwitchTVsFrank: if serge wins all the canlander games and wheeler wins all the judge tower do they switch roles on the pprs
LRRbot: Graven Dominator [4WW] | Creature β€” Gargoyle [4/4] | Flying / Haunt / When Graven Dominator enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, each other creature has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn.
JokerBoney: So Serge Yager is playing UR stax
JokerBoney: and wheeler is not playing
powerflapjack: effectively yes
LRRbot: Asphyxiate [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target untapped creature.
laundreydhull: Blue has counterspells already. They don't need to "DRAW, GO." Every opponent's response!
Haroldholmes25: gottem
thraximore: PrideLaugh
tergonis: rip
Nukified: lol
ShotGunShelz7: LUL
Kadenus: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NotCainNorAbel: hahaha
YeetTheRich_: lmao
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
matthaus_c: LMAO
offbeatwitch: i tabbed out for two minutes and we're back on judge's tower- ok nvm
En_Djinn: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: LMAO
Boon_33: Woo!
Natural_Ones_Only: Game!
Croc64: LMAO
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
Welbog: gg ez
hb8u: lmaoooo
superdude097: LUL
cmdrud87: well
ghyllnox: LUL
TetraRay: serge is deep in his head
Morrigan9: ohhhhh
Usquebaugh67: HypeLol
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh my
Dmc3628: BURIED
offbeatwitch: what's faster, judge's tower or canlander
definenull: wow idiot bird really got to wheeler
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ManfredManhunter: L M A O
robaphone251: i think he just wanted to take a break
Simriel: Oh we have ALL done or in Judges Tower
hb8u: not Ben's day
GrizzGrizzly: Wheeler explodes into a cloud of bats
LRRbot: Envelop [U] | Instant | Counter target sorcery spell.
Snowcookies: break time
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Highlight of the year
Kadenus: wheeler just absolutely destroyed
asthanius: GOT THERE
circusofkirkus: LOL
TheWriterAleph: cut to commercial! CUT TO C
Ammondale: somebody please clip everything
RandomTrivia: Holy fucking shit
thraximore: annihilated
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Ammondale: we need this on the highlights
AkiraBalance27: oof
f_tan_theta: LUL
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: oh my god
jacqui_lantern234: IM CACKLING XD
Camail: its all falling apart
Alas_Babylon: And this was just the first hour
CorruptDropbear: lrrJUDGECALL
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: that was so great
Tom_Bruise: Lovely
laundreydhull: weh?
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatYIKES
laikagoat: this hurts my brain and makes me laugh in equal measure
DeM0nFiRe: @Alas_Babylon 48 minutes LUL
RaklarLS: that was a wonderful tilt
tergonis: give wheeler a few minutes to vent appropriately
laundreydhull: did lrrWHEELER misread?
lirazel64: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
matthaus_c: the Idiot Bird really got to him
nova_plushie: WHeeler comes back with blood on his sweater
En_Djinn: djinCant
niccus: !card asphyxiate
LRRbot: Asphyxiate [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target untapped creature.
thmanwithnoname: real Adam at the RIX ppr energy there.
wickaboxet: Merry Christmas Wheeler?
lochnessseammonster: hope everyone is in one piece after this break :P
aurousjackal: camera is pretty level for witnessing such a tilting
Fire_Summoner: lrrSHINE
ArchRequiemD: Wheeler is just swimming in salt right now
hackingducks: serge did the impossible, double homicide... of the same person.
distrustingspectator: wow, tonight's stream has a special mood to it don't you think, chat?
wickaboxet: They cut to a commercial break because they can’t broadcast what happens next
Fire_Summoner: Serge isn’t making it back, lol
Alas_Babylon: I also love how they nerfed Murder by making it a sorcery and only targeting untapped creatures
NicoTheSly: it's 2 am here, but i am so glad i can see this live
laundreydhull: be like lrrSERGE chat. The audacious need to Double Assassinate lrrWHEELER
Mudd_II: this is the hardest I've laughed in a while
powerflapjack: @Fire_Summoner gonna come back and alex is going to be there wondering why the chair was damp
RandomTrivia: benginDance
matthaus_c: @Alas_Babylon M13
Alas_Babylon: Huh, I guess that'd explain it
Alas_Babylon: thought it was older than that
MrAyeAxe: @Alas_Babylon I think Wheeler got blown out by not expecting that card to be as bad as it was :D
Makrosian_Tae: so, what's going on here exactly? Do both Serge and Wheeler have their own deck?
definenull: wait is it just serge and wheeler today? oh boy
Makrosian_Tae: Isn't it one pile?
Ant__R: @Makrosian_Tae yep
Alas_Babylon: So, they're using Judge's Tower as a method to determine who goes first each game
matthaus_c: one pile for Judge Tower, two decks for Canlander
Alas_Babylon: The actual CanLander games are normal
wickaboxet: Honestly, conceding to T2 stifled fetch into T3 stifled fetch is completely fair
definenull: well, i wouldn't call that last game "normal"
matthaus_c: having played plenty of Blue Moon... I would :p
SnowBuddy18: yeah, but you're a degenerate
Makrosian_Tae: Wild
Alas_Babylon: But yeah, no shade on Wheeler at all for scooping there
NicoTheSly: that game was very fun to watch tbh, but I also enjoy playing Urza Stax in EDH
GrizzGrizzly: Brace yourselves
asthanius: nice stance
matthaus_c: watch as a man crumbles
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powerflapjack: LMAO
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
wulfaether: Twice for flinching!
Snowcookies: not on stream anyways
Tom_Bruise: Where did he go wrong / He lost a round / Of Judge's Tower / A new low found
nova_plushie: Serge is a troll
NotCainNorAbel: Rules are hard
themostjoast: witness a wheeler turly on the edge
Ritaspirithntr: Where’s Alex’s aluminum round stock?
Alas_Babylon: A year ago we were playing Adam's dream format of Abzan Grim Guardian tribal
asthanius: That's a flooded strand
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RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
themostjoast: Hour 1 and we're already slap happy
MurphEP: I love rounding out the year with control vs stax
Alas_Babylon: This year we get to watch Serge decimate the game of Magic
shurtal: if Wheeler wins this game, he should get to desleeve Serge's Nimble Obstructionist and burn it in front of him
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
thraximore: oh
frunkyman: what happened when I was gone??
powerflapjack: oh they only brought the two decks
LRRbot: Third Path Iconoclast [UR] | Creature β€” Human Monk [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
JokerBoney: we've had 3 games of judge's tower and 1 game of canlander
NicoTheSly: it's all almost like Beej's "you wanna play this out?"
thraximore: @frunkyman hard to explain
frunkyman: oh
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land β€” Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
frunkyman: judges tower it all makes sense
Alas_Babylon: @frunkyman A man's life choices were put into full question
Jackomaning: where is that tabernacle at though
nova_plushie: old redy bluey
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / β€’ Destroy target artifact.
JokerBoney: wheeler still fails to pick up a W
robaphone251: just say TPI
BrowneePoints: do you kill the Pyromancer on sight?
BrowneePoints: Most times I would
RandomTrivia: More or less, yes
before_damage: !decklist
Loonatic93: !card young pyromancer
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
LRRbot: Waste Land | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token.
before_damage: !deck
definenull: PogChamp
MegaDosX: I mean
Finalsora811: "I have a very important query: Have you checked your butthole?"
LRRbot: Cascade Bluffs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.
MegaDosX: After what Serge did last game I think he earned that one :p
before_damage: !deck list
thraximore: @Finalsora811 SKIDAP
LRRbot: Memory Jar [5] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Memory Jar: Each player exiles all cards from their hand face down and draws seven cards. At the beginning of the next end step, each player discards their hand and returns to their hand each card they exiled this way.
matthaus_c: watch as Serge pulls a Crucible out of his Blue Moon deck
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Memory jar flash in hull breacher
robaphone251: oh god memory jar in judge's tower!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Please happen
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment β€” Saga | I β€” Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II β€” You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III β€” Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
before_damage: What is palcatraz? A prison list of some kind?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Stax
ab50luteunit: that is generally where you want the cut card to be
MegaDosX: @before_damage Superfriends prison
matthaus_c: @before_damage Superfriends Prison
Alas_Babylon: @before_damage Superfriends + Prison
Gadora: Superfriends go to prison.
MegaDosX: Isn't it seven?
GrizzGrizzly: 7 mana
MegaDosX: Foundry is three, Tomb is two, others are one each
asthanius: 7 = 30
GrizzGrizzly: between 7 and 30
RandomTrivia: Ah Fable. My favourite Fable story is from judging an event with parallel Pioneer and Legacy events. I had a call of "Judge, I forgot to uptick my Fable" in Pioneer. Two minutes later, next call is from Legacy "Judge, I forgot to uptick my Fable" :D
matthaus_c: oh boy, sitting across Workshop + Ancient Tomb
JokerBoney: its before 11 am, serge can't do math
LRRbot: Golos, Tireless Pilgrim [5] | Legendary Artifact Creature β€” Scout [3/5] | When Golos, Tireless Pilgrim enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.
Juliamon: !decklist
LRRbot: (30 Dec 2022: Canlander/Judge's Tower) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/n69aa08NdEG_ibl989rUaA Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iPmW3Lk-QECCFzEVRZwBrA Judge's Tower - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5317834
MegaDosX: *hurk*
definenull: spicy hit
thraximore: Goloooooooooos wheelerMonkey
Alas_Babylon: Him boy!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: How much play does Golos see in Canlander?
MegaDosX: Hate Golos. Hate.
asthanius: great scout
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Figured, but cool to see
LRRbot: Winter Orb [2] | Artifact | As long as Winter Orb is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.
BrowneePoints: one of the worst legends to karakas.
RandomTrivia: WOrb
robaphone251: lrrCIRCLE
definenull: yikes
Dog_of_Myth: Oof
matthaus_c: yeeeeeeesss
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, that was ... a halfway decent Jar
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land β€” Urza's Saga | I β€” Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II β€” Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III β€” Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
serramarkov: Golos is Sadder Robot, yes?
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Fire // Ice | Fire [1R] | Instant | Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. // Ice [1U] | Instant | Tap target permanent. / Draw a card.
QuaziK_: did I miss a Serge win!?!
Alas_Babylon: @QuaziK_ Two!
matthaus_c: you did
Alas_Babylon: But they're just playing games, not matches
Alas_Babylon: in between they're playing Judge's Tower, it's... kind of a mess
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Pay 2 life, look at the cards 30 seconds sooner
Alas_Babylon: A glorious, wondreful mess tho
RandomTrivia: Welp
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
definenull: narrator voice
thraximore: LUL
QuaziK_: and he's playing cards i like :(
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL rekt
GrizzGrizzly: that's basically menace
AkiraBalance27: weirdly i always think it has menace too
AugmentingPath: it's a busted red creature, it probably has menace
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LRRbot: Search for Glory [2W] | Snow Sorcery | Search your library for a snow permanent card, a legendary card, or a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each {S} spent to cast this spell.
robaphone251: love this card
asthanius: Love this card
jellyfish5134: !card winter orb
LRRbot: Winter Orb [2] | Artifact | As long as Winter Orb is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.
Alas_Babylon: Historic Brawl staple, baby
Frostslay: xtoothHeartx
Carsonogenics_: finds minamo, so good
asthanius: It can find Dark Depths
MegaDosX: Man I remember people dumping on this card in the Kaldheim spoiler season
powerflapjack: search for glory is such gas
RandomTrivia: Finds Planeswalkers, Academy, Saga, Golos the works
Alas_Babylon: snow duals
wickaboxet: Also finds dark depths if you care
asthanius: Rimefeather Owl
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's also "Find whatever Kamigawa channel land you want"
RandomTrivia: @wickaboxet It finds Dark Depths for *two* reasons!
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki (front: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker) | Enchantment Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | {1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
matthaus_c: oh boy
MegaDosX: I mean, two mana, he has a rock
matthaus_c: we have a game
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
definenull: this game just slowed all the heck down
Alas_Babylon: Kiki copy Magus, all lands are Mountain Mountains!
jibkat: whos going to win?
Dog_of_Myth: Love me a good Magus
Alas_Babylon: We are
jibkat: sooshHm
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
electra310: How does Serge have two Happy Muffins already?
Rootpotato: oh no
Alas_Babylon: @electra310 He's pretty deece at Magic: the Gathering
matthaus_c: @electra310 he won 2 games
LRRbot: Minamo, School at Water's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.
Simriel: Apparently a local CanLander scene might be forming in Glasgow again. Can't wait.
AkiraBalance27: @electra310 the second game he double stifled wheelers first two lands
electra310: I mean, what are they playing to?
AugmentingPath: electra310 he stifled Wheeler's will to live
wickaboxet: Wheeler, who wrote on your non basic legendary mountain?
Kadenus: I opened a foil old border ponder this week and i'm still reeling
RandomTrivia: @electra310 One was a hard-fought grindfest, and the other was "Stifle, Stifle-Bird, Wheeler concedes"
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @electra310 3 hours pass
Alas_Babylon: @electra310 No determined limit, they're just alternating Canlander and Judge's Tower
electra310: Ah, okay, thank you everybody :D
Juliamon: It's only them tonight
laikagoat: another land untaps
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: You just manifested it into existence
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
blastedman: laika right
LithelyUnshod: Wheeler gets one more land untapped
RandomTrivia: And that a big robot
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
Dmc3628: ye ole space marines
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, Wheeler untapped his rock but not his land
RandomTrivia: PFFFFT
definenull: OH BOY
YeetTheRich_: woowie
Alas_Babylon: Aaaaand now no Magic is played
thraximore: this is revenge for the bird LUL
BrowneePoints: Wheeler is doing Literal Powerful Nothing
AugmentingPath: serge untaps all his lands
code1300: So or. Off right
AugmentingPath: because winter orb is a weird card
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
RandomTrivia: Not content with the number of nails in the coffin, Wheeler decides to hammer in a couple more
thraximore: hahahaha
Jackomaning: nice manalith nerd
asthanius: nice manalith
matthaus_c: holy shit
wickaboxet: Was winter orb printed when continuous artifacts were wonky?
Alas_Babylon: Sure was
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge β€” Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
Alas_Babylon: Now you see why they don't do that anymore
Simriel: @wickaboxet yip.
GrizzGrizzly: could Kiki copy?
LRRbot: Narset, Parter of Veils [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Narset [5] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / [βˆ’2]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
definenull: oh no
RandomTrivia: Welp
midnightcurryjazz: !decklist
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
Juliamon: !decklist
LRRbot: (30 Dec 2022: Canlander/Judge's Tower) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/n69aa08NdEG_ibl989rUaA Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iPmW3Lk-QECCFzEVRZwBrA Judge's Tower - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5317834
AugmentingPath: Is it just winter orb and howling mine that got the errata to keep working the old way or are there others?
jarikosik___: trinisphere
asthanius: Everything that worked that way stayed that way
frunkyman: trinisphere on board at least
MegaDosX: !card urza lord high artificer
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
Dmc3628: well narsu costs 3 and that's fine spinning Urza now that's a diff story with trini
LRRbot: Meria, Scholar of Antiquity [1RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Artificer [3/3] | Tap an untapped nontoken artifact you control: Add {G}. / Tap two untapped nontoken artifacts you control: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
Dmc3628: ah yes the Urza at home
asthanius: she's like urza but makes green. otherwise exactly the same
RandomTrivia: Another way to tap your own 3-Ball and WOrb
Ant__R: exactly the same
ElfLawyer: I"m so glad I managed to catch some of this stream
Kadenus: only caring about nontoken artifacts honks so hard for those colors
Finalsora811: Static Orb, Winter Orb, Trinisphere, and Howling Mine are the cards that got the untapped "errata", for those curious.
definenull: oof.. *and* teferi?
frunkyman: @asthanius actually
MegaDosX: Oh god
powerflapjack: dack fayden, the deadest thief in the multiverse
MegaDosX: Narset, Teferi, Urza, Golos, gross
voslan: Those who win judges tower, lose can-lander!
RandomTrivia: @powerflapjack benginCry
voslan: calling it now
Catastrophil: What I like about Judges Tower is that, as a spectator, you can basically play along at home!
GrizzGrizzly: RIP Asphyxiate
AugmentingPath: Trinisphere I don't think was an errata, it was more of a throwback/reference to that era
LRRbot: Past in Flames [3R] | Sorcery | Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Flashback {4}{R}
LRRbot: Blue Elemental Blast [U] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Counter target red spell. / β€’ Destroy target red permanent.
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
BrowneePoints: what is this Legacy!?
BrowneePoints: Kappa
circusofkirkus: good turn
circusofkirkus: so many actions
matthaus_c: Legacy circa 10 years ago maybe :p
LRRbot: Warren Pilferers [4B] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [3/3] | When Warren Pilferers enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If that card is a Goblin card, Warren Pilferers gains haste until end of turn.
MegaDosX: The double stifle comes to mind Serge :p
LRRbot: Cephalid Sage [3U] | Creature β€” Cephalid [2/3] | Threshold β€” As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Cephalid Sage has "When Cephalid Sage enters the battlefield, draw three cards, then discard two cards."
Dmc3628: the war crime of doubl stifle
before_damage: What did Nick do?
Tom_Bruise: Nick just gave you this judge's tower like cocaine straight from Bolivia
han_cholo55: shouldnt wheeler have flashbacked the elemental blast on the second cast of the other one
RandomTrivia: @before_damage Build this Tower
LRRbot: Momentous Fall [2GG] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / You draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then you gain life equal to its toughness.
MegaDosX: @han_cholo55 Couldn't, it wouldn't have gotten flashback until Past in Flames resolved
before_damage: I want this list @tom_bruise
matthaus_c: !decklist
LRRbot: (30 Dec 2022: Canlander/Judge's Tower) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/n69aa08NdEG_ibl989rUaA Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iPmW3Lk-QECCFzEVRZwBrA Judge's Tower - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5317834
han_cholo55: @MegaDosX man im dumb
Ant__R: so there was no etb trigger to respond to?
MegaDosX: @han_cholo55 Nah, not dumb. I had the same thought and thought through it and realised, it's all good :)
AttackCowboy: Watching Serge's face is the best
RandomTrivia: @Ant__R Nope, as Serge didn't have Threshold as it entered
MegaDosX: Serge has the best poker face (that is to say, none)
LRRbot: Rix Maadi Guildmage [BR] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [2/2] | {B}{R}: Target blocking creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn. / {B}{R}: Target player who lost life this turn loses 1 life.
Alas_Babylon: gain life?
Tom_Bruise: @before_damage Consider the Wu-Tang track "Da Mystery of Judge Towers"
LRRbot: Halls of Mist | Land | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Creatures that attacked during their controller's last turn can't attack.
asthanius: OH
RandomTrivia: Oh that's a super rude card for Tower, I need to get one of those
DeM0nFiRe: oof
LRRbot: Vengeful Rebirth [4RG] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. If you return a nonland card to your hand this way, Vengeful Rebirth deals damage equal to that card's mana value to any target. / Exile Vengeful Rebirth.
AttackCowboy: I need a hall of mists too
AkiraBalance27: oh no
definenull: OH MY GOD
MegaDosX: Oh wow
RandomTrivia: Oh nooooooo
asthanius: Why would Serge willingly get back a card that draws more cards
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matthaus_c: oooooh good play
RandomTrivia: @asthanius He has to choose the top-most legal target in the graveyard
tehfewl: he needed to cast vengeful rebirth first
asthanius: @RandomTrivia ohhh I didn't know that
cmdrud87: oh right, gy order matters
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I hate this (I love it)
voslan: Okay, so serge will win at Can-Lander
AttackCowboy: Love the look when Wheeler realized what Serge missed is perfect for this format
asthanius: a bit cheeky, but that's Judge's Tower
violetblight: oh heck i missed some judge’s tower?
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Mangledpixel: boop
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bongoguy: dam
DrThud666: sounds like the spirit of the format
MegaDosX: Judge's Tower feels like the most "um, actually" game in existence
Tom_Bruise: Isn't being that kinda anal the whole point of Judge's Tower?
niccus: the Tarmogoyf Clause is important, it's fine
TemporallyAwry: This feels like I've either drank too much, or too little - and I have no idea which PrideCheers
bongoguy: thats some crazy shenanigans
thraximore: Judge's Tower's other name IS "Angle Shooting"
AugmentingPath: Yeah, I guess we've been 100% that the person on the draw wins in Canlander
matthaus_c: @violetblight highly suggest the vod, there have been some great Tower moments
cmdrud87: This is why I play EDH and not Legacy or sth similar
asthanius: @violetblight Between each game of Canlander to determine who goes first
definenull: judge's tower is the "um, actually" and "technically..." of mtg
electra310: Time to go get milkshakes :D
AkiraBalance27: Judges Tower is so cool
mjolnirsmaster: This is great, watching judge's tower is the best thing ever. Especially with the level of pain on oyur faces
marxmarksman: We have to take Wheeler's word.
wabajck: Technically correct is the only kind of correct that matters in Judges Tower
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Don't drink alcohol? Just play judges tower on New Years for a similar effect!
Ukon_Cairns: i love that that was targeting your own creature, so as not to have to cast the other card you returned and risk drawing more cards
matthaus_c: clearly not
MegaDosX: I mean demonstrably not with how DRC performed
matthaus_c: DRC says hello
RandomTrivia: Evidently not, if DRC is anything to go by :D
MegaDosX: More specifically how Serge never hit a DRC trigger without prompting :p
definenull: moles?
MegaDosX: Both decks are miserable as hell, you guys deserve each other :p
matthaus_c: Blue Moon is nothing but love :)
AugmentingPath: @definenull short for moleagains, naturally
ElfLawyer: blooobity blu
Red_JackDaniels: I’m sure it’s been said but seeing Serge shuffle non pink sleeves is very weird lol
wickaboxet: So Judges tower doesn’t prepare you for Regional Qualifers?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Petition to rename North 100 to Stifle, Stifle, Concede
stinkydeelux01: !DECKLISTS
Juliamon: !decklist
LRRbot: (30 Dec 2022: Canlander/Judge's Tower) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/n69aa08NdEG_ibl989rUaA Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iPmW3Lk-QECCFzEVRZwBrA Judge's Tower - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5317834
asthanius: I've had to tell people the bad news in Modern games multiple times
asthanius: It happens
Dmc3628: oofa
asthanius: It was my goyf tho
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak
BrowneePoints: yea like Serge's play there that cost him that Tower game is a common shortcut
BrowneePoints: but is not technically how the rules work
LRRbot: Fiery Islet | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {R}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Fiery Islet: Draw a card.
powerflapjack: the way i describe it is "you regenerate like wolverine, not like jesus"
definenull: oh god they have to properly resolve regenerate in judge tower HahaSweat
gibbousm: yeah, I've forced a regenerate to get rid of a blocker before
TemporallyAwry: @powerflapjack PrideLaugh ... that got me
wickaboxet: MTGO is the worst for that, arena is much better as in more human
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land β€” Urza's Saga | I β€” Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II β€” Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III β€” Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @powerflapjack So I don't remove the creature from play for 3 turns?
LRRbot: Talisman of Creativity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Talisman of Creativity deals 1 damage to you.
Alas_Babylon: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII He's exiled with Suspend 3
LRRbot: Soul-Guide Lantern [1] | Artifact | When Soul-Guide Lantern enters the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice Soul-Guide Lantern: Exile each opponent's graveyard. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Soul-Guide Lantern: Draw a card.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @Alas_Babylon Haha
LRRbot: Third Path Iconoclast [UR] | Creature β€” Human Monk [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
offbeatwitch: oh it is
Dmc3628: oh it was
RandomTrivia: They absolutely did it just because they could
powerflapjack: young peezy in college
ElfLawyer: Urza's Saga was definitely a joke of a card
gibbousm: Urza's Sage is Enchantment Land - Urza's Saga
AugmentingPath: First Name: Urza's Saga Subtypes: Urza's Saga
ElfLawyer: b/c they could get cheeky with that stuff in MH sets
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
RandomTrivia: OOOFA
definenull: OOF
ElfLawyer: @AugmentingPath state your first name, last name, and occupation
Juliamon: Cue the Blood Moon overlay
matthaus_c: oooooh the rare non-goozle Blood Moon
AkiraBalance27: The titular moon!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I just learned this on N100 showdown!
definenull: also look at the last showdown!
Dmc3628: was in the showdown
AugmentingPath: @AugmentingPath Urza's Saga, Urza's Saga, and uhhh Urza's Saga
YawnLance: @matthaus_c I wonder what that's like :p
Dmc3628: it's the saga rulings
robaphone251: if Lore Counter > Chapters sac it
PsiMaster54: a saga with no chapter abilities IIRC?
Kadenus: it's still a saga but has no more chapters
matthaus_c: because it removes the chapter abilities, and Sagas sacrifice when Lore Counters > No of Chapter Abilities
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "If the number of lore counters exceeds the number of chapter it is sacridiced"
BrowneePoints: It becomes a Mountain-Saga with Lore counters but no chapters
matthaus_c: @YawnLance I bet you do
Alex_Frostfire: It becomes an Enchantment Land - Mountain Saga with T: Add R, no chapter abilities.
BrowneePoints: so it sac's
jacqui_lantern234: Urzas Saga is the reason i play Blood Moon in my Gifts Storm Modern Sideboard
niccus: because after all, there are sagas with different chapter counts
wickaboxet: Never loses the subtype saga and it has more counters than chapters
MegaDosX: The Gatherer ruling is specifically "If Urza's Saga loses all of its chapter abilities but is still a Saga, perhaps due to a card like Blood Moon, it will immediately be sacrificed."
gibbousm: yes
TemporallyAwry: So it's like the opposite of DarkDepths Kappa
Dmc3628: sure is
robaphone251: is it sacrificed or state based put into GY? (for the purposes of mayhem devil)?
MegaDosX: Just Modern Horizons things
Kadenus: urza's is a land type so it had to be a land
Alas_Babylon: @robaphone251 Sacrificed
powerflapjack: because someone was off their meds that day at MH2 dev land
Spacecarl: isnt it because Urza's is a land type specifically?
RandomTrivia: Because they *really* wanted to joke of a card named after a set that is also named after its typeline
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
Tom_Bruise: if it wasn't a land, how could it be an Urza's ?
MegaDosX: Ruling says sacrificed, but it doesn't matter too much right now I don't think
before_damage: It’s a land for the joke paul
Pharmacistjudge: 715.4. If the number of lore counters on a Saga permanent is greater than or equal to its final chapter number, and it isn’t the source of a chapter ability that has triggered but not yet left the stack, that Saga’s controller sacrifices it. This state-based action doesn’t use the stack.
thraximore: They were so fixated on whether they *could* make Urza's Saga...
before_damage: Wait wheeler isn’t a judge or is that just cause he’s tired?
code1300: Did Ben take onr
Alex_Frostfire: Honestly, the way Blood Moon works feels like a weird legacy rules quirk.
code1300: One
Welbog: lrrSERGE_SG
matthaus_c: they should too, card's sweet
MegaDosX: Sick alt art on that Mountain
LRRbot: Pithing Needle [1] | Artifact | As Pithing Needle enters the battlefield, choose a card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
Pharmacistjudge: If it has no abilitiles, the "final chapter number" is zero
MrGibberish: This is some SPICY magic
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Betting Urza's saga was designed with Bro in mind but moved to MH2 for power reasons
matthaus_c: good name
Pharmacistjudge: any more judge questions while i'm paying attention? :P
LRRbot: Sprite Dragon [UR] | Creature β€” Faerie Dragon [1/1] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Sprite Dragon.
definenull: door rats?!?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Good lord
RandomTrivia: (It's not actually Basic but the point stands)
Ukon_Cairns: right, cause urza's is a land type, and saga is an enchantment type, so it had to be an echantment land to be urza's saga with the type line urza's saga
matthaus_c: @Pharmacistjudge is it legal for you to be so cool and helpful?
Dmc3628: here come the damages
MoaiGangsta: mmmy pet!!
MrGibberish: @pharmacistjudge Ya. Why?
Pharmacistjudge: No
Pharmacistjudge: definitely a crime
f_tan_theta: that is a nice bolt
eye_h_bar: That's a pretty bolt
micalovits: Be gay, do crime
matthaus_c: be judge do crime benginHeart
LRRbot: Karn, Living Legacy [4] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Karn [4] | [+1]: Create a tapped Powerstone token. / [βˆ’1]: Pay any amount of mana. Look at that many cards from the top of your library, then put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / [βˆ’7]: You get an emblem with "Tap an untapped artifact you control: This emblem deals 1 damage to any target."
ElfLawyer: Judge, what is the text on lightning bolt?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Karn, look at that Pithing Needle
GrizzGrizzly: THE POWER!!!!! stone
Ritaspirithntr: True! It’s a crime that your profession is your namesake
Pharmacistjudge: !card Lightning Bolt
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
niccus: the pointy finger of karn's advantage now points at pithing needle
definenull: yikies
MegaDosX: Oh boy Shadowspear
matthaus_c: I love the long walk Lightning Bolt did historically to basically go back to its Alpha text
BrowneePoints: Sprite Dragon is not a reasonable beater
ElfLawyer: sprite dragon is so good
powerflapjack: karn wore pants ergo he's not warping the game
AugmentingPath: that emblem gets around pro artifacts with its weird wording for some reason
niccus: this man's brain......
ElfLawyer: Sprite dragon is one of my favorite 2020 cards
Dmc3628: draw your last pathetic card wheeler
Simriel: It's Sergeto Kaiba
BrowneePoints: it's cuz the emblem deals damage I believe
MegaDosX: If you can't stop a Sprite Dragon it will kill you quickly
MrGibberish: @simriel lrrWOW
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
AugmentingPath: @Dmc3628 It's pot of greed, which allows me to draw two cards!
matthaus_c: p i p d e n s i t y
Dmc3628: i'm so glad i put that out there
Pharmacistjudge: Grandfather's deck? you are playing far too many boomer cards
GrizzGrizzly: Is Wheeler Yugi or Joey? Need a lore check
wabajck: Oh Ben is Joeys cousin
Simriel: @mrgibberish I will never be sorry!
Tiber727: Was your grandfather a lawyer?
LRRbot: Wheel of Fortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
saintguard: Gotta believe in the heart of the cards!
MegaDosX: Discovering?
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Tezzeret the Seeker [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Tezzeret [4] | [+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts. / [βˆ’X]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / [βˆ’5]: Artifacts you control become artifact creatures with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Serge is Tristan
definenull: oof lrrAWW
robaphone251: what... a ... hand
powerflapjack: does that make beej "joey's bootylicious sister?"
definenull: casting that wheel had to hurt
BrowneePoints: Serge is Jaden from GX
wickaboxet: So, when is the judges tower anime?
Fbomb101ers: serge wheels, coming in the next Jumpstart
BrowneePoints: That's just Jujutsu Kaisen @wickaboxet
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
MrGibberish: @browneepoints oh god, I forgot about GX
AugmentingPath: @wickaboxet In response
MegaDosX: Oh that's a Powerstone not a treasure, neat
matthaus_c: !decklist
LRRbot: (30 Dec 2022: Canlander/Judge's Tower) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/n69aa08NdEG_ibl989rUaA Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iPmW3Lk-QECCFzEVRZwBrA Judge's Tower - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5317834
Pharmacistjudge: judge tower is like the random beach episode
powerflapjack: back to the judge's tower mines with you wheeler and serge
MegaDosX: Serge's deck really goes beep beep
NotCainNorAbel: what changes are that Shahrazad is in the Judges deck? and what game would they have to play, another judges tower?
matthaus_c: wonder if Serge has much to say about his Points spread today. been a while since I've seen a Blue Moon deck without Ancestral
AugmentingPath: !card glasses of urza
LRRbot: Glasses of Urza [1] | Artifact | {T}: Look at target player's hand.
Fbomb101ers: my roast is ruined!
voslan: I called it!
voslan: Watch who ever wins Command Tower will lose Can-Lander
thraximore: umbraSmile
GrizzGrizzly: I've got you for 5 minutes!
LRRbot: Noggle Ransacker [2{U/R}] | Creature β€” Noggle Rogue [2/1] | When Noggle Ransacker enters the battlefield, each player draws two cards, then discards a card at random.
MegaDosX: Excuse me what
niccus: you can only lose if your opponent lets you
DigitalSeahorse: noggle
frunkyman: is this the mtg version of chessboxing?
RandomTrivia: That cardname has good mouthfeel
powerflapjack: lil guy spotted
voslan: @frunkyman Yes
Pharmacistjudge: wrong
Pharmacistjudge: AP draws first, then NAP
asthanius: Serge needed to wait for Wheeler to discard
MegaDosX: Oop
RandomTrivia: Welp
LRRbot: Zoologist [3G] | Creature β€” Human Druid [1/2] | {3}{G}, {T}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX it just seems that way because Wheeler's deck is so much slower :p Blue Moon generally is a Control deck
LRRbot: Arbiter of the Ideal [4UU] | Creature β€” Sphinx [4/5] | Flying / Inspired β€” Whenever Arbiter of the Ideal becomes untapped, reveal the top card of your library. If it's an artifact, creature, or land card, you may put it onto the battlefield with a manifestation counter on it. That permanent is an enchantment in addition to its other types.
Waterscorpion: Has anything been announced for a PPR for Dominaria Remastered?
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I mean, he's also done that to a degree
Joecool190: serge also discard first there too
asthanius: This promo art is so sick
asthanius: It rules
niccus: remember: just like in regular magic, if it's not caught, it's legal
robaphone251: oh hey! i actually run that card
LRRbot: Second Guess [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell that's the second spell cast this turn.
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I'd argue Iconoclast into Sprite Dragon is pretty speedy
PsiMaster54: what on earth is that card
asthanius: what a bad counterspell
definenull: thats so specific
gibbousm: wow, that is oddly specific counterspells
ShotGunShelz7: BM
Strebenherz: #strictlyworse go
LRRbot: Betrayal [U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature an opponent controls / Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, you draw a card.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX it absolutely can have pretty aggressive draws, but it's the exception rather than the rule
MegaDosX: Huh.
asthanius: "Enchant your Noggle"
Strebenherz: Wait is judge's tower strictly worse?
Strebenherz: the format I mean
BrowneePoints: Yep. Blue Moon is a Tempo deck that eschews speed for much, MUCH more powerful interaction
asthanius: No, it's "strictly confusing"
LRRbot: Mind's Desire [4UU] | Sorcery | Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. / Storm
definenull: WOW
MegaDosX: Excuse me
RandomTrivia: Oh my lrrFINE
Pharmacistjudge: the problem with judge tower is that you have to know the rules well enough to call out when your opponent breaks a rule
before_damage: Wow, that’s the closest I’ve seen to Serge almost swearing.
Strebenherz: Does someone have a rules list somewhere for how to play judge's tower? This seems horrifying and hilarious
LRRbot: Hydromorph Gull [3UU] | Creature β€” Elemental Bird [3/3] | Flying / {U}, Sacrifice Hydromorph Gull: Counter target spell that targets a creature you control.
Wicker_Guide: it's strictly more confusing draw a card
Fruan: In Judges tower, you don't care what you're doing, as long as you're DOING it. So bad cards are fine, it's confusing cards you hate.
Jackomaning: @Strebenherz Judge's Tower is basically a format where you can't lose except by a rules violation
cmdrud87: wat
asthanius: Bring back the Guardian type
Pharmacistjudge: did Serge declare storm trigger?
BrowneePoints: he did
niccus: is Secret Rendezvous in the deck or is a draw 3 just way too much in any context?
RangerAlpha7: drawing cards is bad in this format because you then have to resolve them properly LUL
LoadingReadyRun: If you google "mtg juge's tower" you shoudl find some rules pretty quick
powerflapjack: @asthanius forget that, bring back noggles
LRRbot: Covenant of Minds [4U] | Sorcery | Reveal the top three cards of your library. Target opponent may choose to put those cards into your hand. If they don't, put those cards into your graveyard and draw five cards.
Fbomb101ers: I gave syr konrad infect then gave four 1/1 creatures persist with cauldron of souls then sacked them
circusofkirkus: oh
MegaDosX: What.
definenull: oh.
jacqui_lantern234: covenant of MIMES?!?! Kappa
circusofkirkus: thats super rude
Dmc3628: OOF
LRRbot: Hanabi Blast [1RR] | Instant | Hanabi Blast deals 2 damage to any target. Return Hanabi Blast to its owner's hand, then discard a card at random.
LRRbot: Impromptu Raid [3{R/G}] | Enchantment | {2}{R/G}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it isn't a creature card, put it into your graveyard. Otherwise, put that card onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Kadenus: LUL poor wheeler
LRRbot: Avian Changeling [2W] | Creature β€” Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flying
matthaus_c: what a generous man
asthanius: god bless
laundreydhull: weh?
circusofkirkus: benevolent serge
MegaDosX: Serge with a rare show of benevolence
wickaboxet: I wonder how Fact or fiction would play in judges tower
LRRbot: Temporary Insanity [3R] | Instant | Untap target creature with power less than the number of cards in your graveyard and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Jackomaning: card draw so bad in this format
bongoguy: serge is a kind god
electra310: Judges tower, more cards is worse
cmdrud87: if Serge loses, that's on him for that
laundreydhull: lrrSERGE can choose three?
matthaus_c: I would say Snerge was left at home today, but, Stifle :p
tehfewl: thank god that reflection killing card isn't in play
Waterscorpion: @loadingreadyrun any news on a Dominaria Remastered PPR?
MegaDosX: Oh sneaky
niccus: wasn't it on the official Magic calendar?
Dmc3628: sure does
electra310: Everything matters
electra310: So much mattering :D
asthanius: Aura falls off because an opponent no longer controls it
asthanius: Wheeler loses
RangerAlpha7: rip wheeler
MegaDosX: !card betrayal
LRRbot: Betrayal [U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature an opponent controls / Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, you draw a card.
definenull: welp
fuzzychub: Why did Ben retain priority?
KodeMage: enchant falls off
electric_claire: Didn't draw a card
Jadaris: chat, stop
laundreydhull: @waterscorpion @niccus all I saw was Phyrexia_Alt_ONE PPR.
KodeMage: enchant opponent's creature
niccus: he didn't lose, serge didn't call it out
Jadaris: the whole point is the opponent has to notice it
LRRbot: Betrayal [U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature an opponent controls / Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, you draw a card.
ElfLawyer: LMAO
TetraRay: damn
TemporallyAwry: PridePog this is such a lovingly crafted format full such hateful cards
asthanius: @Jadaris more fun this way
BrowneePoints: You two are so darn smart
gibbousm: Betrayed by betrayal..... lrrWOW
Wicker_Guide: @Strebenherz this is the format for people who want to beat someone else by knowing about graveyard order matters
asthanius: This is great
RandomTrivia: This is a joy to watch
cmdrud87: ho, so you'd have to sacrifice the enchantment there?
offbeatwitch: dude i love judge's tower
JohnPraw: fun stuff
definenull: i am *very* entertained
Driosenth: This is great
MegaDosX: This has certainly been a hell of a stream
WavesOfBabies: I love this
micalovits: Having a great time!
sniperserpent: this is so fun
BrowneePoints: I am. You two are very good at Magic and I mean that sincerely
NotCainNorAbel: This is great
IbunWest: Absoultely.
niccus: i'm having a stroke!
Strebenherz: This is making me want to make A judge's tower deck
Croc64: my head hurts lmao
robaphone251: this is an all time banger
offbeatwitch: i need to get a judge's tower deck
electra310: Baffled but amused
Pharmacistjudge: So chat. For the Noggle. First the player whose turn it is draws two cards, then each other player in turn order does so. Then the player whose turn it is randomly selects a card from their hand, then each other player in turn order does so. Finally, all cards selected this way are discarded at the same time.
HalcyonPrime9: love judge's tower
Croc64: this is fantastic
frunkyman: @fuzzychub you always retain priority after casting a spell on your turn - just usually we shortcut to passing priority to other person so that the spell resolves
wulfaether: It's fun watching the brains leak from your ears LUL
AugmentingPath: let's see if Serge can break the first curse
Alex_Frostfire: I love Judge's Tower. It's awful.
bongoguy: i love judges tower
Waterscorpion: @laundreydhull do they have a calendar of events somewhere?
robaphone251: gonna be favoriting the youtube vod for future viewing
MegaDosX: Judge's Tower looks miserable to play, I'm glad it's not me tbh :p
laundreydhull: wait, so. this is *Rules Infraction'*?
matthaus_c: this is a lot of joy
lochnessseammonster: this is wild PrideLaugh
Dmc3628: what a way to end the year
powerflapjack: clapping like a trained seal
lochnessseammonster: having a very good time PrideUwu lrrSHINE
BrowneePoints: AP then NAPs yep
jarikosik___: chat where can i find the vod of them resleeving serges deck?
Kadenus: AP draws first it seems
robaphone251: because it's not separate triggers AP goes first?
MrGibberish: I’m both learning so much and being more and more confused
robaphone251: if they were separate triggers NAP would go first?
Jadaris: on this channel @jarikosik___
Juliamon: !vod
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micalovits: Yes, it is APNAP, just like putting triggers on the stack
RandomTrivia: !card noggle ransacker
LRRbot: Noggle Ransacker [2{U/R}] | Creature β€” Noggle Rogue [2/1] | When Noggle Ransacker enters the battlefield, each player draws two cards, then discards a card at random.
LoadingReadyRun: @Waterscorpion We will definitely be playing/drafting Dominaria Remastered on FNPF, but there isn't a PPR scheduled
frunkyman: is apnap. triggers are different bc they resolve in reverse order?
lamina5432: I'm enjoying this
definenull: its like fleshy b right?
Kadenus: it's like how voting works, i guess
wabajck: You did both agree to let game state be what it was so fair dinkum
RandomTrivia: It says "each player does a thing, then does a thing" so each player does the first thing, then each player does the second thing
wickaboxet: @pharmacistjudge because it’s all 1 ability it resolves in APNAP order right, but triggers are put on the stack in APNAP and resolve backwards then right?
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Gureiseion: Is there a recommended coffee to get one through that much resleeving?
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bongoguy: serge, blue moon player of the format
Pharmacistjudge: correct, it's pretty rare for any thing to be simultenous in magic
BrowneePoints: Blue Moon is incredibly powerful. It still puts reps in Modern right?
before_damage: Well triggers go on the stack in APNAP order but they resolve in reverse order right? Nothing in the rules is directly don’t in NAPAP order?
LithelyUnshod: Price
wickaboxet: Ty!
Pharmacistjudge: it's very frequently broken into one player doing an action at a time
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints Murktide has been the most popular deck for a few months now, yeah
offbeatwitch: for my future ref- oh before_damage got there before me
offbeatwitch: yeah i've always wondered if anything is NAPAP
Pharmacistjudge: because weird things like replacement effects can happen that make sequencing important
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
definenull: wow
matthaus_c: whoa
Waterscorpion: @loadingreadyrun sad to hear - PPRs are always my favorite content of yours, but thanks for the response!
Dmc3628: stifle tech here we go
distrustingspectator: does he pay the one
matthaus_c: serge. serge. calm down
Fruan: hateful!
JarofGoats: Oh so we're getting normal canlander between judge's tower games?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Serge, this isn't Tower anymore. You don't have to counter the first legal card
frunkyman: ahhhhhh
RandomTrivia: The only time you will usually see NAP get first anything is when *they* have finished putting an object onto the stack, they get priority before AP
definenull: the mindgames
bongoguy: all i can think in this situation is just, drood the ozefrence, I abwatch
micalovits: Serge 100% doesn't have it
ArcOfTheConclave: was there also a stifle?
thraximore: helluva quote, Paul PrideLaugh
Dmc3628: who's to say what it was
Simriel: @bongoguy Just drood it
bradlby: the implication
LRRbot: Third Path Iconoclast [UR] | Creature β€” Human Monk [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
JarofGoats: There was certainly a stifle bluffed!
airylan: !findquote drood
LRRbot: Quote #6238: "Drood the Ozference" β€”Cameron [2019-07-26]
RandomTrivia: This really has been the Iconoclast stream
BrowneePoints: Ottawara is Japanese for "Oh, the Wara"
LRRbot: Thing in the Ice [1U] (back: Awoken Horror) | Creature β€” Horror [0/4] | Defender / Thing in the Ice enters the battlefield with four ice counters on it. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, remove an ice counter from Thing in the Ice. Then if it has no ice counters on it, transform it.
frunkyman: @arcoftheconclave that's the implication, which Ben respected
definenull: tap for colourless thing
BrowneePoints: (i'm on flu meds don't listen to me)
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
offbeatwitch: thing! in the ice
tehfewl: step 1: you put your thing in that Ice
distrustingspectator: @BrowneePoints or "oh, the wawa" lol
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @BrowneePoints This is my favorite class of jokes, thanks for the laugh
BrowneePoints: Serge is breaking TOS by putting Titi on screen
powerflapjack: @distrustingspectator (hums wawa jingle)
powerflapjack: hoagie's done
definenull: LUL
asthanius: spin that land round and round
distrustingspectator: "i like the cut of your gib," said Serge.
BrowneePoints: excuse me
BrowneePoints: we call that Izzeti Spaghetti
niccus: imagine serge handing over the tokens and then countering the token generation
distrustingspectator: lol nice @BrowneePoints
before_damage: There’s a bingo card?
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / β€’ Destroy target artifact.
powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints i prefer prismari ravioli
TemporallyAwry: Referencing the bingo card - also on the bingo card Kappa
violetblight: thats the free space, of course
Agi_Lily: !decklists
matthaus_c: !decklist
LRRbot: (30 Dec 2022: Canlander/Judge's Tower) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/n69aa08NdEG_ibl989rUaA Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iPmW3Lk-QECCFzEVRZwBrA Judge's Tower - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5317834
ElfLawyer: Serge Dazing the Sapphire, only to have his own, is gold
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
wickaboxet: So, canlander bingo stream idea? I feel like there would be some cool entries on that card
distrustingspectator: merfolk ponder is the S tier of ponders.
offbeatwitch: ghost of the blood mountain
MegaDosX: He conjured a token copy
definenull: it's been a long stream PrideLaugh
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Fruan: Judges tower is bad for your health
arrowbounce: so, wheeler loses this game of judges tower right? Kappa
thraximore: @definenull it's been a long year, too
bongoguy: all that judges tower is gettin to em
f_tan_theta: lrrFINE
marxmarksman: The brain drain is real.
AugmentingPath: We are roughly halfway through the stream
Kadenus: wheeler has aged 10 years in this hour and a half
MegaDosX: The look on Wheeler's face there, holy shit
Dmc3628: judges tower signifcantly reduces lifespan
YeetTheRich_: judge's tower is basically a concussion
Finalsora811: So, uhh.... Drunk Highlander when?
AugmentingPath: this is your brain on judge
LRRbot: Saheeli, Sublime Artificer [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Saheeli [5] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / [βˆ’2]: Target artifact you control becomes a copy of another target artifact or creature you control until end of turn, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Pharmacistjudge: There is a reason why I voted AGAINST competitive Judge's tower with prize support.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Stifle [U] | Instant | Counter target activated or triggered ability.
definenull: he had it all along!
distrustingspectator: Wheeler needs a beverage. Maybe a nice green tea with a shortbread cookie.
NotCainNorAbel: and you thought you were saving the chat from 3 hours of judges tower
MegaDosX: Did Serge take the ping from Force?
Haroldholmes25: no
FixTheJames: I feel like Judge's Tower wouldn't be so bad if Yager wasn't playing "Oops All Blood Moons"
before_damage: It has to just be the tower because I’ve never been like this after JT.
Kadenus: second time that saheeli has been FOW'd this stream
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Haroldholmes25: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
matthaus_c: oh boy, Awoken Horror with a knife?
thraximore: @matthaus_c a stick
thraximore: a sticky stick, no less
Dmc3628: awoken horror with shadowspear what is this elden ring
LRRbot: Search for Glory [2W] | Snow Sorcery | Search your library for a snow permanent card, a legendary card, or a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each {S} spent to cast this spell.
MrAyeAxe: serge should be on 17 from the force yeah :)
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [βˆ’1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [βˆ’7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
Simriel: @dmc3628 I was gonna say that's just Elden Beast
marxmarksman: @matthaus_c It's a stick *and* a a knife.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Awoken Horror (front: Thing in the Ice) | Creature β€” Kraken Horror [7/8] | When this creature transforms into Awoken Horror, return all non-Horror creatures to their owners' hands.
matthaus_c: voxyKnife
Alas_Babylon: Hey, it's Hullbreaker Horror!
wulfaether: TITI got woke
lirazel64: Is it just me, or is the stream stuttering?
Alas_Babylon: It's not just you
MegaDosX: That horror has a spear!
violetblight: god if that card turned into hullbreaker
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature β€” Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / Murktide Regent enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Murktide Regent.
lirazel64: Ty
MegaDosX: Oh my holy shit
matthaus_c: murkteezy!
Alas_Babylon: I think it literally is Hullbreaker, it has the same stat line and creature types iirc
Dog_of_Myth: It's your boy
Haroldholmes25: absolutely cracked
wickaboxet: Choice of counterspell Art is always interesting, I like serges but my personal fav is ice age
AugmentingPath: Serge is playing a lot of leviathans over there
LRRbot: Teferi, Hero of Dominaria [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Teferi [4] | [+1]: Draw a card. At the beginning of the next end step, untap up to two lands. / [βˆ’3]: Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library third from the top. / [βˆ’8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you draw a card, exile target permanent an opponent controls."
MegaDosX: Yeah that -3 is needed right now
matthaus_c: oof, 5 mana Unexpectedly Absent
definenull: precon teferi!
AugmentingPath: it's Teferi good card
definenull: ah wait no it isn't precon teferi is it
MegaDosX: Shock?
BrowneePoints: that's the Teferi that can go Tuck himself
Alas_Babylon: nope, it's the scourge of Dominaria Standard
tehfewl: remember when teferi tucking himself was a win con
MegaDosX: No this Teferi is miserable
AugmentingPath: tehfewl yes, fondly
matthaus_c: this teferi is fiiine
MrGibberish: @megadosx Serges has jazz hands
BrowneePoints: this tef actually is fine
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [βˆ’5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
Jackomaning: 5 mana tef is an all timer card that gets a little outshined buy t3feri
electra310: Beeeg elk
matthaus_c: more tower baby
RangerAlpha7: A creature that oko only barely ruins
Haroldholmes25: the one time oko isn't enough
MegaDosX: Even Teferi and Oko weren't enough to deal with what Serge was playing with
Kadenus: back to the judge's tower
Jackomaning: I appreciate you being here Wheeler
BrowneePoints: specifically Blue Moon too
definenull: the worst thing about losing canlander is that you still have to do judge's tower again
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX that's the magic of Highlander
AttackCowboy: I love Blue Moon so much
BrowneePoints: since it's interaction is SO good
Alas_Babylon: turns out two 7+ power creatures is kinda good
matthaus_c: Blue Moon is my favourite deck in this format
MegaDosX: !card daze
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
matthaus_c: Yare Yare Daze
BrowneePoints: a more Delver style Izzet Tempo Palcatraz seems good against, but Blue Moon packs such dumb good interaction for opposing control decks
superdude097: !card Yare
LRRbot: Yare [2W] | Instant | Target creature defending player controls gets +3/+0 until end of turn. That creature can block up to two additional creatures this turn.
Kadenus: good thing he tried to cast the mox first
MegaDosX: Wait that's a card
matthaus_c: yeah Yare is a card
tehfewl: my layer knowledge maybe is lacking, but wouldn't the elk'd murky not have trample?
MegaDosX: @tehfewl Shadowspear gives trample
Jackomaning: no because the shadowspear is giving it trample
Dog_of_Myth: Shadowspear is a heck of a card
tehfewl: i know shadowspear gives trample, but i can't remember when its applied to the card
MegaDosX: It's a very strong one mana artifact
electra310: It's an elk with a huge spear strapped to its head. Most elk are not very scary...
definenull: oh no
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
violetblight: lol
matthaus_c: oh no
MrGibberish: The fact you know there is a stifle in the opponents deck it a possible bluff
LRRbot: Fossil Find [{R/G}] | Sorcery | Return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand, then reorder your graveyard as you choose.
RandomTrivia: Welp
Kadenus: what a cruel card
MegaDosX: Wow, that was quick
LRRbot: Ulamog's Despoiler [6] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [5/5] | As Ulamog's Despoiler enters the battlefield, you may put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. If you do, Ulamog's Despoiler enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So many processors in this tower
matthaus_c: !card words of wisdom
LRRbot: Words of Wisdom [1U] | Instant | You draw two cards, then each other player draws a card.
Alex_Frostfire: Fun fact: reordering your graveyard may be part of that card since the easiest way to choose a card at random probably involves a shuffle.
KodeMage: old foil, very old
GrizzGrizzly: Who got the last Canlander, I had to step away
Calaban161: What are the rules of Judge's tower?
LRRbot: Null Chamber [3W] | World Enchantment | As Null Chamber enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each choose a card name other than a basic land card name. / Spells with the chosen names can't be cast and lands with the chosen names can't be played.
matthaus_c: @GrizzGrizzly Serge
Dmc3628: Serge got it off the back of big blue beaters griz
thraximore: yeahhhhh
GrizzGrizzly: Blue Moon strikes again
offbeatwitch: LMAO
LRRbot: Pharika's Mender [3BG] | Creature β€” Gorgon [4/3] | When Pharika's Mender enters the battlefield, you may return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
offbeatwitch: oh that's so good
ShotGunShelz7: Symmetric so its fair
LRRbot: Chronosavant [5W] | Creature β€” Giant [5/5] | {1}{W}: Return Chronosavant from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. You skip your next turn.
definenull: oooh
MegaDosX: What.
matthaus_c: oooooh
niccus: of course there are world enchantments
LRRbot: Donate [2U] | Sorcery | Target player gains control of target permanent you control.
thraximore: oooooooh
YeetTheRich_: skipping your turn seems op
bongoguy: chronosavant can be activated alot of times right?
MegaDosX: Skipping a turn seems gross in this format
offbeatwitch: you only have to active an ability once
Jackomaning: Judge's Tower requires you do every may you can legally do right?
offbeatwitch: per turn
bongoguy: dang
LRRbot: Aladdin [2RR] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [1/1] | {1}{R}{R}, {T}: Gain control of target artifact for as long as you control Aladdin.
cmdrud87: @bongoguy yes, but GY
BrowneePoints: Fun fact for Chat, Aladdin was actually an East Asian folktale
MrGibberish: Arabian nights magic cards are wild
Driosenth: what is the definition of "played" for null chamber?
distrustingspectator: i did not know that.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I can only think of that one fnpf with graham where he scry'd aladdin to the top and revealed it with pizzaz
MegaDosX: So Wheeler could have been hateful and activated it multiple times :p
LRRbot: Thoughtflare [3UR] | Instant | Draw four cards, then discard two cards.
Natural_Ones_Only: Chrono Savant is great
Rodzos: Hi :)
BrowneePoints: yep, the Arabian Nights we know of
BrowneePoints: were compiled by a European
LRRbot: Psychic Possession [2UU] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant opponent / Skip your draw step. / Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.
BrowneePoints: who, cuz "yay racism" made up a lot of crap
LRRbot: Zameck Guildmage [GU] | Creature β€” Elf Wizard [2/2] | {G}{U}: This turn, each creature you control enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / {G}{U}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Void Attendant [2G] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [2/3] | Devoid / {1}{G}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
paronomasiac042: @BrowneePoints How significant is the difference between "Arabian" and "East Asian?" Those could almost be synonyms
cmdrud87: @BrowneePoints Very siginificant
Izandai: I think you've got your east and your west confused there.
Alas_Babylon: a wiiiiiiiiiiiide gulf
BrowneePoints: Considering the year the book came out
BrowneePoints: very
Alas_Babylon: (also yeah. West.)
BrowneePoints: They knew better
offbeatwitch: uh oh
sing_o_muse: @paronomasiac042 he means aladdin is meant to be set in china
RangerAlpha7: oh no serge has gone almost infinite
paronomasiac042: I am the fool.
LRRbot: Vanquish the Foul [5W] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. Scry 1.
offbeatwitch: serge has a draw combo going
sing_o_muse: Or what the islamic world thought was china
wickaboxet: Demonstrate a loop and your opponent must concede
distrustingspectator: Aladdin is chinese???
BrowneePoints: @sing_o_muse I couldn't not remember if it was Specifically a Chinese folktale
Serpens77: @distrustingspectator basically yes
LRRbot: Daring Thief [2U] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [2/3] | Inspired β€” Whenever Daring Thief becomes untapped, you may exchange control of target nonland permanent you control and target permanent an opponent controls that shares a card type with it.
ritchards: daring!
mr_presidentman: could you activate the skip your turn multiple times to skip multiple time in judges tower?
Alex_Frostfire: @BrowneePoints Was the version we know from the time of the Silk Road, perhaps?
gibbousm: activate once each turn if able
distrustingspectator: fastinating
matthaus_c: @mr_presidentman gentleman's agreement would be to only activate it once each time it's legal
Natural_Ones_Only: Does he need to activate it on Wheelers turn?
Alas_Babylon: If he can, he must
definenull: F
circusofkirkus: lol
midnightcurryjazz: gottem
citizen_pain: F
matthaus_c: got there
MegaDosX: !card zameck guildmage
LRRbot: Zameck Guildmage [GU] | Creature β€” Elf Wizard [2/2] | {G}{U}: This turn, each creature you control enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / {G}{U}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.
circusofkirkus: guildmages are brutal
MegaDosX: Hah
electra310: This game is so messed up :D
Dmc3628: guildmages man
v_nome: Judge's tower is a silly place
gibbousm: yeah, the Guildmages are all pretty brutal in Judge's Tower
Spacecarl: the guildmages are RUDE in this
cmdrud87: umm, don't you just have to activate each card once each turn?
AkiraBalance27: winning in canlander but getting dominated in judges tower
gibbousm: you start with the bottom ability
offbeatwitch: serge's board was growing out of control
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I FEEL like Chrono savant should have a broken combo... but it's a $0.35 card so I doubt it
Dmc3628: take as few game actions as possible
Alex_Frostfire: So how broken is Chronatog?
MegaDosX: Oh boy
thraximore: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII it used to be used in a deck, I forget what format
definenull: CHAOS
GrizzGrizzly: yes plz
electra310: Oooh
DeM0nFiRe: benginChaos
Dmc3628: bow to CHOWSE
Izandai: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII It's very very hard to make skipping your turn good for you.
midnightcurryjazz: I love this
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jacqui_lantern234: stick around? ok! *turns into a twig*
GrizzGrizzly: don't leaf
matthaus_c: @Alex_Frostfire very, but your opponent can still force you to draw from time to time
definenull: feels like the goal of judge's tower is to take as few game actions as possible
BrowneePoints: @Alex_Frostfire there is some credence to the original version being a folk tale told in the Middle East about China(because it was often used to describe a faraway land) but the contents are incredibly inconsistent with other tales of the period
RandomTrivia: benginDance benginDance benginDance benginDance
BrowneePoints: and, a Frenchman wrote the most publicized version of 1,001 nights
BrowneePoints: and included it, while it was NOT in the original 1,000 nights and it...
BrowneePoints: it's a mess
Alex_Frostfire: Sounds it!
Mattmitchell45: very insightful @browneepoints
BrowneePoints: tracking oral histories is hard at the best of times and when it then gets muddled by recontextualization though an Imperial lens
BrowneePoints: it becomes almost impossible
Diabore: just got in, how has the tower been so far?
BrowneePoints: Hell, did y'all know Sorcerer(or Warlock? I think Sorcerer) was basically the Norse term for accusing a man of being Gay?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @Diabore Mind melting, mostly for Wheeler
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Jackomaning: @BrowneePoints Oh man I am reclaiming the hell out of that term. I am going to do some rainbow magic
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TotallyNotaBeholder: New Year's Steve?
RandomTrivia: Good bit, Wheeler
Decaped: Christ was 5 days ago
MegaDosX: Get got by the fine print
asthanius: Wheeler isn't technically a member of LRR according to the wiki, so it's non-binding
MegaDosX: !card sign in blood
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
GrizzGrizzly: You guys are getting paid?!
AttackCowboy: Remind me, who proposed this idea?
Kaaosa: wait this is a magic channel now??
BrowneePoints: @Jackomaning Yea if I remember it was basically accusing a man of practicing Seidr(magic) which was only allowed by Women
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @Kaaosa Always has been
matthaus_c: that's Neon Dynasty
violetblight: LMAO
asthanius: Draf deez nuts
Kadenus: LUL
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL Welp
MegaDosX: It's been a long night
jamietopples: paulsc2Furby
Kadenus: this game is going to be so scuffed
asthanius: NO
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
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cjwilsonvo: the big 3 - 0 on a canlander stream? let's go!
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laikagoat: fionLOL
LRRbot: Third Path Iconoclast [UR] | Creature β€” Human Monk [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
jamietopples: it all happened so fast
matthaus_c: huh
rabbitgta: everything is from bro, except new capepenna it knows what it did
MegaDosX: That's a heck of a start
hackingducks: they switched decks and he *still* has the 3rd path
Kadenus: he does have spara's headquarters at least
Ratchet215: Magier, not Magieh
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
jamietopples: garboandyKEK
JohnPraw: so beautiful
BrowneePoints: she bufel's on my zong till I wishen
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: My favorite Christmas Carol
GrizzGrizzly: educational stream
electra310: Boofle-zonk?
ritchards: Serge, are you having a heart attack?
Ratchet215: Bepflanzung
asthanius: bork bork
JohnPraw: Booflezonk is a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy character, right?
thraximore: LUL
Izandai: PrideLaugh
jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHA
hb8u: lmao
Ratchet215: LUL
definenull: WOW
MegaDosX: WHAT
matthaus_c: LMAO
BrowneePoints: German isn't a joke, which is why they're the least funny people in Europe
jarikosik___: LUL
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land β€” Forest Plains Island | Spara's Headquarters enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
thraximore: lrrWOW
electra310: lmao
MegaDosX: How in the hell did you do that
grgriffin3: He is, in fact, a wizard
Kadenus: LUL
TheWriterAleph: LUL
gibbousm: lrrWOW lrrSACK
TetraRay: ha
BrowneePoints: (that was a joke Germany)
GrizzGrizzly: called his shot
Grimnus: How does he do it
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: my buddy does that to me ALL THE TIME
bongoguy: this stream is scripted opr something
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So many highlights tonight
f_tan_theta: had to go one deeper
hackingducks: wheeler doing ACTUAL magic
Simriel: Amazing.
AugmentingPath: delicious greasy pizza
BraveKingMax: amazing
bongoguy: w0t
Kadenus: ok i'm going to bed goodnight
l0rdrollin: welcome to the highlight reel
asthanius: YES
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
lightfut: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
definenull: hope that makes it into the highlights
tehfewl: *Finger guns everywhere*
Simriel: I like that Wheeler was as surprised as anyone else.
MegaDosX: Cool Mountain, Serge :p
wickaboxet: Wheeler got a win!
YeetTheRich_: @BrowneePoints nah, u right
thraximore: let's GO umbral4KEKW
matthaus_c: are we sure that Blue Moon deck is randomised benginLul
electra310: When they said magic cards, I was expecting something different
MurphEP: As punishment
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
AugmentingPath: Island? Forest? Plains? Mountain.
LRRbot: Talisman of Progress [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. Talisman of Progress deals 1 damage to you.
cmdrud87: mountain, go
Alex_Frostfire: Mountain, Shivan Dragon?
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft β€” {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
electra310: It's been a long, long two hours for our friends Serge and Wheeler
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge β€” Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
MintChocDoublin: nice pointed mountain you have there Serge
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
mugulord: Really showcasing the format tonight lol.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
jarikosik___: literally pointed
MegaDosX: Not many with this board state
Natedogg2: Where's that Pyroclasm when we need it?
MegaDosX: Also Shadowspear makes it seven
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
AugmentingPath: 12/6 = wrath of god, ime
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Pharmacistjudge: the bigger question is...does he need to double spell?
Natedogg2: Just over here casting Dream Cache
Serpens77: is paying 3 mana for it Brainstorming wrong? Kappa
AugmentingPath: Bloodstained Mire kind of a nonbo with brainstorm, tbh
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
wickaboxet: Bloodstained mire is a mountain
definenull: LUL
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / β€’ Destroy target artifact.
AugmentingPath: right, it does nothing to prevent redrawing the cards you put back
MegaDosX: WOW
definenull: that was an excellent pog
GrizzGrizzly: Can someone check on the Asphyxiate on the floor. Is it still breathing?
thraximore: @GrizzGrizzly LUL
Ratchet215: the tower of POWAH
electra310: Bad judges go to the TOWER
lightfut: that's enough, gents, back to the tower
LRRbot: Enigma Sphinx [4WUB] | Artifact Creature β€” Sphinx [5/4] | Flying / When Enigma Sphinx is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put it into your library third from the top. / Cascade
definenull: OH GOD
LRRbot: Civilized Scholar [2U] (back: Homicidal Brute) | Creature β€” Human Advisor [0/1] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If a creature card is discarded this way, untap Civilized Scholar, then transform it.
LRRbot: Bludgeon Brawl [2R] | Enchantment | Each noncreature, non-Equipment artifact is an Equipment with equip {X} and "Equipped creature gets +X/+0," where X is that artifact's mana value.
BrowneePoints: I LOVE that card
BrowneePoints: it causes SO much nonsense
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh, it's that card that the Beejlander plane was based on
Alas_Babylon: !card Toggo
LRRbot: Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Artificer [2/2] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip {1}. / Partner
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: With the Numa gun
Alas_Babylon: ^^^
themostjoast: such a banger card
AugmentingPath: it's such a straightforward concept, and such a rules mess
LRRbot: Harmonize [2GG] | Sorcery | Draw three cards.
citizen_pain: I saw a deck devoted to equipping Nicol Bolas the planeswalker to Nicol Bolas the creature with that card
fuzzychub: So with equipment, would you have to re-attach all your equipment each turn? Since it's technically legal to do so?
Alas_Babylon: I think so?
micalovits: Yup
LRRbot: Puresight Merrow [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | {W/U}, {Q}: Look at the top card of your library. You may exile that card.
Radyin: @browneepoints I use Bludgeon Brawl and Liquidmetal Coating to turn planeswalkers into equipment and strap them to goblin.
Natedogg2: Life totals should just be infinity.
jarikosik___: !decks
LRRbot: Kuldotha Rebirth [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
matthaus_c: !decklist
LRRbot: (30 Dec 2022: Canlander/Judge's Tower) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/n69aa08NdEG_ibl989rUaA Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iPmW3Lk-QECCFzEVRZwBrA Judge's Tower - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5317834
LRRbot: Tapestry of the Ages [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.
salamisuperstar: I think I get what they're doing, but is there an explanation somewhere?
Alex_Frostfire: Life total is 1, but life totals can't change.
electra310: @salamisuperstar Look up rules for Judge's Tower
matthaus_c: @salamisuperstar google mtg judge's tower, you should get a pretty comprehensive breakdown of the rules
Alex_Frostfire: Probably not the case. Life gain and life loss still need to happen.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Serge lost
GrizzGrizzly: shouldn't we activate tapestry
gibbousm: Serge lost
definenull: tapestry activate?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Tapestry can draw
before_damage: Terminus would be great in this list
wabajck: tapestry doesnt tap when attacking
fuzzychub: Does tapestry see itself
fuzzychub: As a non-creature spell
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge didn't activate the native ability of the tapestry.
asthanius: Oh crap it does see itself
m1gr3nA: shouldnt serge activated tapestry mainphase?
salamisuperstar: oh, I didn't know it was an actual thing, ty
gibbousm: didn't activate Tapestry to draw in response to the equip
ArcOfTheConclave: didn't tap tapestry to draw
LRRbot: Runed Stalactite [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is every creature type. / Equip {2}
Natedogg2: JUDGE!
niccus: part of the difficulty is not letting your opponent get away with anything
Paranundrox: it does but you only need to activate one ability of a permanent per turn, don't you?
A_Dub888: lrrJUDGECALL
matthaus_c: Wheeler didn't notice it, it's okay chat
Pharmacistjudge: it's up to wheeler to see it
mjolnirsmaster: also, attacking doens't tap the tapestry, equipment doesn't tap when attacking
Juliamon: Reminder: chat judge calls don't work
micalovits: Wheeler also missed it I guess
LRRbot: Murk Strider [3U] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [3/2] | Devoid / When Murk Strider enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.
Izandai: @Paranundrox I thought it was that you only have to activate each ability once.
robaphone251: @Paranundrox i believe you have to activate from top to bottom if able too
GrizzGrizzly: Wheeler just wants to play more Judge tower
asthanius: @Paranundrox You only activate each ability once each turn afaik
Alas_Babylon: Wheeler's gotten really good at ripping Processors
thraximore: so many Processors in this Tower
asthanius: @Paranundrox You still activate as many as possible
Paranundrox: @robaphone251 bottom top usually
Paranundrox: @asthanius @izandai depends on rules variant, that's why I'm asking
niccus: i believe a previous tower stream had the rule "bottom to top, one ability per creature per turn" -- multiple abilities cover for each other for the requirement
Xafty: here its once per ability
LRRbot: Enigma Sphinx [4WUB] | Artifact Creature β€” Sphinx [5/4] | Flying / When Enigma Sphinx is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put it into your library third from the top. / Cascade
asthanius: I recall Serge mentioning top to bottom in this stream
LRRbot: Homicidal Brute (front: Civilized Scholar) | Creature β€” Human Mutant [5/1] | At the beginning of your end step, if Homicidal Brute didn't attack this turn, tap Homicidal Brute, then transform it.
Paranundrox: bottom to top is so that, for example, PW ults could happen
gibbousm: Serge lost again
NotCainNorAbel: Judges Tower seems like Judges quiz
Paranundrox: or similar build up/pay off abilities
Dmc3628: now serge loses
MegaDosX: lmao
YeetTheRich_: welp
Izandai: He didn't have to draw that time with it.
JohnPraw: what a way to go
LRRbot: Tapestry of the Ages [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.
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definenull: that's fair LUL
asthanius: Game loss for Benjamin, failure to maintain insanity
AugmentingPath: Tapestry of the Ages is a powerful 6 mana cantrip
Dmc3628: and now back to the highlander whetstone
Jackomaning: but if you pint it out you get to stop playing Judges Tower
Pharmacistjudge: seeing something and refusing to point something out is usually a DQ
matthaus_c: oooh, Dairy Queen
Natedogg2: Everyone gets ice cream!
definenull: I think at this point both of them are happy to DQ from judge's tower
JohnPraw: Hey, I got a ticket as a kid for not calling the cops on my underage friends for drinking. So least you can do is give a game loss.
micalovits: I think wheeler wants to be DQ'ed from more judges tower
Pharmacistjudge: they carve out an exception for miss trigger
MegaDosX: Good lord
Natedogg2: It's ok, this is RELax.
Dmc3628: such a good tableau for one who craves spite
Pharmacistjudge: Serge, you don't want to know what you must do
Alas_Babylon: I dunno if I'd ever want to play a format that threatens to have four Winter Orbs
m1gr3nA: @Paranundrox where are placed on a card abilities added by effects? like the one from brawl on tapestry. also at the very bottom?
matthaus_c: Saturday Night Paper Sight
MegaDosX: No, Saturday's today
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
MurphEP: Wheeler, wake up. It's 2023.
MegaDosX: It's also 2:15 pm
Alas_Babylon: Saturday, in the stream, I think it was the fourth of July
DEATHlikescats: It’s the liminal week for everyone
Paranundrox: @m1gr3na a great theoretical question!
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX for convicts, maybe :p
asthanius: what is happening
bobokiddo: i've been on PTO this entire week, for me it's just "a day" and my sleep schedule is messed up
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Quit living in the past, you gremlin
AttackCowboy: I appreciate how broken they are
matthaus_c: benginLul
robaphone251: what a night
lochnessseammonster: marbles? what marbles? never had any...
josh___something: How many people in that room are in some state of chaos?
definenull: monke
definenull: ook
Alas_Babylon: @josh___something Yes
jamietopples: I'm in for highlander the musical
DEATHlikescats: The Librarian
matthaus_c: the other kind of mox monkey? SSG?
MegaDosX: Ook ook
jacqui_lantern234: but yeah, im with Serge, Orb Ponder is my fave
Izandai: @josh___something How many people in that room?
Pharmacistjudge: Is Ragavan a Lotus Petal Monkey?
Alas_Babylon: @jamietopples Hey there!
jamietopples: kokodo2Hi kokodo2Hi
LoadingReadyRun: FNPF is judged at RELaxed, Judge's Tower is HELLaxed
Izandai: PrideLaugh
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun JFC LUL
ElfLawyer: wait, did they swap decks?
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, they did
matthaus_c: they swapped decks
ElfLawyer: dope
code1300: Where that triome
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Tropical Island... in the heart of America
GrizzGrizzly: one of the judge tower cards required it
tehfewl: the ride never ends
matthaus_c: now Wheeler is allowed to win
josh___something: Is that just a lava axe
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
m1gr3nA: @Paranundrox i'm asking since keywords are printed on a card in defined order of significance, eg flash is always before etb. i wonder if there would be an order for abilities as well
DEATHlikescats: I love this sorta casual magic. It’s just pure love of the game, and ego isn’t involved
marxmarksman: Sensei's Divining Bottom (It's me, I read the future).
definenull: "playing the same card" should also go on canlander bingo
Alas_Babylon: Sensei's Divining Switch
LRRbot: Spire of Industry | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control an artifact.
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
josh___something: Senpai's Divine top
marxmarksman: Mi gusta of the moon
matthaus_c: lotta Blood Moon on curve tonight
m1gr3nA: @definenull "casting", to exclude lands, it would be to easy
GrizzGrizzly: That deck gets the natural Moon like a champ
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Kamigawa's least favorite gameshow!
definenull: my favourite colour: island
asthanius: good answer, good answer
MurphEP: seabatClap Good answer seabatClap
DEATHlikescats: Nice!
josh___something: Any % above 0 is too much
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, serge never had a moon
before_damage: Weave seen abrade target an iconoclast an abnormal amount of times tonight.
before_damage: *we’ve
LRRbot: Crackling Drake [UURR] | Creature β€” Drake [*/4] | Flying / Crackling Drake's power is equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. / When Crackling Drake enters the battlefield, draw a card.
matthaus_c: oooo wee
Izandai: Same
GrizzGrizzly: Filmed in front of a live audience
Dmc3628: same
Izandai: Dice are for counters!
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Karn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / [βˆ’1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / [βˆ’2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
matthaus_c: goyfhead pet peeve
Dmc3628: when counters matter please peeps
Pharmacistjudge: you put the die next to the card, not on the card
BrowneePoints: Goyfhead Dick Peeve
Natedogg2: Yeah, I don't like people who use dice for static abilities.
thraximore: sometimes I put the die *near* the card
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints goyfdick head pet
definenull: !card shellephant
LRRbot: Shellephant [1GG] | Creature β€” Turtle and/or Elephant [?/?] | {0}: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone. / β€’ Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4. / β€’ Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.
ElfLawyer: @Natedogg2 same! it's a big pet peeve of mine
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What about people who use dice for floating mana?
asthanius: !shellephant
Izandai: You're gonna need to recheck whenever it matters to make sure the die is correct anyway. Just don't bother with the die.
wabajck: Put it above the card or something. It isnt a counter on the card. Like when people would put their rebound spell on top of their deck
ElfLawyer: especially when they don't differentiate between +1/+1 counters & a buff, and just combine them on a die
MikeyKnew: @BrowneePoints That's what I do too - it kind of floats above the card
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / [βˆ’1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / [βˆ’12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
pattem0re: Its also easy to accidentally misrepresent the game state that way
BrowneePoints: I use die on P/T if it's variable
MurphEP: I just annunciate it every time I have priority
tehfewl: i had a team sealed pool at GP DC that had 2 Karn, Scion of Urza in it. we did very well that tourney
BrowneePoints: die on art of card if it's a counter
micalovits: I like the dice for streams, since it can be hard to see things like what is in the yard
matthaus_c: Comet
MurphEP: But Jace can't be my commander
definenull: comet best boy
definenull: or dog
Dmc3628: like storm dice yes but static dice nopes
matthaus_c: Sword of Dungeons & Dragons?
RandomTrivia: !card +2 mace
LRRbot: +2 Mace [1W] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2. / Equip {3}
citizen_pain: don't forget +2 mace
before_damage: What about Sword of Dunegons & Dragons Paul?
MikeyKnew: !card sword of dungeon
LRRbot: Sword of Dungeons & Dragons [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20. If you roll a 20, repeat this process. / Equip {2}
Alas_Babylon: !card Sword of Dungeons Dragons
LRRbot: Sword of Dungeons & Dragons [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20. If you roll a 20, repeat this process. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Hullbreacher [2U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Pirate [3/2] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature β€” Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant β€” Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
definenull: LUL
BrowneePoints: Speaking of which Paul, did you see Matt Mercer is voicing Minsc now in BG3?
LoadingReadyRun: only black border card with an &
Alas_Babylon: Fair fair
Izandai: Only real card with an &
josh___something: Pedants, the lot of you Kappa
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The blue moon deck has won 6 games tonight
definenull: at this current point of time
matthaus_c: Blue Moon ending the night 6-1
Natedogg2: Best Magic Player of 2022.
jamietopples: well then
micalovits: But James isn't here
robaphone251: die roll for first on Judge Tower?
BrowneePoints: Best Magic Player on Set maybe
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Get over here Paul, don't you wanna be best player on Earth?
robaphone251: odds even or high roll?
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAAHAHHA
Pharmacistjudge: I'm going to laugh that Paul should win
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Diabore: i knew it!
Mudd_II: of all known universes
eh_yo_flake: THIS IS STAKES
Izandai: wheeler come on
thraximore: PrideLaugh
josh___something: Serge, this never mattered :)
definenull: premier lands pilot of judge tower?
electra310: lmao
circusofkirkus: premier lands pilot of which format?
Dmc3628: the title's ON THE line
bongoguy: wait
thraximore: let's GO
matthaus_c: @circusofkirkus the
YeetTheRich_: premier judge of the tower
bongoguy: those are big stakes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I refuse to be bound by this.
Alex_Frostfire: @BrowneePoints I was about to call that weird, but then I'm like, "no, he's a professional voice actor, not just a D&D dungeon master."
Izandai: PrideLaugh
superdude097: Specifically the Judge's Tower format
Izandai: REKT
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
josh___something: 202023
m1gr3nA: are there lands in tower decklist?
aynahl_feesting: The stakes have never been tower
LRRbot: Void Winnower [9] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [11/9] | Your opponents can't cast spells with even mana values. / Your opponents can't block with creatures with even mana values.
LRRbot: Essence Scatter [1U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell.
Simriel: wait what real card has an Ampersand
Izandai: PrideLaugh
matthaus_c: WOOO BABY
Diabore: LUL
Dmc3628: WOOO
TheWriterAleph: WOOOOO
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
bradlby: cowboy magic
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MurphEP: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
matthaus_c: off to a great start
Alas_Babylon: @Simriel Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes
MegaDosX: That is the fastest I have ever seen something get countered
LRRbot: Moonring Mirror [5] | Artifact | Whenever you draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile all cards from your hand face down. If you do, put all other cards you own exiled with Moonring Mirror into your hand.
josh___something: GOT EEM
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !minsk &
Izandai: uh oh
l0rdrollin: now this is some cowboy magic
definenull: uh oh
Dmc3628: oh lord
matthaus_c: oh no
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !card minsk &
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: welp, quick one
Izandai: Bad times for Wheeler.
MurphEP: What
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Nukified: lol
DeM0nFiRe: oofa
MegaDosX: Wheeler's got the training weights on now
LRRbot: Ruin Processor [7] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [7/8] | When you cast this spell, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, you gain 5 life.
Dmc3628: alright let's see if wheeler gets hosed by a kamigawa card
LRRbot: Jeskai Infiltrator [2U] | Creature β€” Human Monk [2/3] | Jeskai Infiltrator can't be blocked as long as you control no other creatures. / When Jeskai Infiltrator deals combat damage to a player, exile it and the top card of your library in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards.
Izandai: oh boy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wheeler missed that upkeep trigger.
m1gr3nA: oh
thraximore: oh dear
cjwilsonvo: @Dread_Pirate_Westley had no cards in hand and no cards in exile
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: HAHAHA
mick_myage: how dare you guys ignore my semantics!
LRRbot: Rush of Knowledge [4U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the highest mana value among permanents you control.
gibbousm: poor serge
Izandai: OH GOD
AkiraBalance27: OOF
matthaus_c: oooooh baby
RandomTrivia: WOOF
Diabore: welp
GrizzGrizzly: yowch
thraximore: OOOOOOOOOOOF
matthaus_c: NICK
definenull: so about that eldrazi
Dmc3628: WOO
TheWriterAleph: LUL
bongoguy: its over
citizen_pain: F
micalovits: F
KodeMage: gg
bongoguy: F
electra310: Oh noooooo
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
Wicker_Guide: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Nukified: oops
superdude097: LUL
josh___something: LOL
gibbousm: welp, it was a fun while it lasted Serge
megamaduo: gg
A_Dub888: oofa doofa
cjwilsonvo: good luck, Yager
BraveKingMax: oof rekt
gibbousm: lrrFINE
asthanius: NIX
frunkyman: f
Natedogg2: First time someone has complained about drawing 7 cards.
asthanius: I'
Izandai: Oh I thought Serge had this on lock, but then Rush of Knowledge off the top rope!
asthanius: I'm so happy that Nix is in here
Diabore: this turn might take a bit
aynahl_feesting: Is there a decklist for the judge's tower deck?
v_nome: No you're thinking of Graham. Graham love draw card.
cjwilsonvo: wow, those gulps hit the lav mic CRISPLY
matthaus_c: !decklist
LRRbot: (30 Dec 2022: Canlander/Judge's Tower) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/n69aa08NdEG_ibl989rUaA Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iPmW3Lk-QECCFzEVRZwBrA Judge's Tower - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5317834
Alex_Frostfire: Hey, is that the same block as Scornful Egotist?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Hey look, the artwork depicts Serge's current expression
GrizzGrizzly: Wheeler is 1 step closer to picking up a new distinguished title
Lazarus2511: 100% Paul
Alas_Babylon: Rusko players:
electra310: Draw Seven, ruined!
niccus: !card forced fruition
LRRbot: Forced Fruition [4UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player draws seven cards.
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
LRRbot: Controvert [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Recover {2}{U}{U}
asthanius: holy shit recover
asthanius: Recover SUCKS
ritchards: what did you just say to me?
bongoguy: oh no not recover
bradlby: oh no
starjeffrey64: Hello
Izandai: Wow, what a weird mechanic.
LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Processor Assault [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / As an additional cost to cast this spell, put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. / Processor Assault deals 5 damage to target creature.
AugmentingPath: was mana paid for that?
frunkyman: you can do that with face down cards? huh
aynahl_feesting: They have infinite mana
Alas_Babylon: @AugmentingPath infinite mana
Diabore: @frunkyman theyre in exile
bongoguy: i didnt even know that could be an option
matthaus_c: judge's tower assumes a spherical cow in a vacuum
asthanius: Myr trigger
m1gr3nA: no
AttackCowboy: forgot the myr
LRRbot: Fool's Tome [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
definenull: LUL
GrizzGrizzly: he had it the first time
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
definenull: you had it
AkiraBalance27: dang
AugmentingPath: yeah, I think serge has Nix, so I was wondering whether mana was infinite or spells are free
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Aren't you glad that I told you about that idiom :p
Alex_Frostfire: I think Perilous Myr and Recover go on the stack at the same time.
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
mweepigeon: nooooooooooo
josh___something: Lol
A_Dub888: So close
electra310: noooooooooo
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
m1gr3nA: needed to define target for myr trigger
YeetTheRich_: ooof
wabajck: He is thinking too hard
Natedogg2: Fear the Myr
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX great mileage out of it
Lazarus2511: ripperoni
electra310: Good try :D
BrowneePoints: Serge we appreciate you
bongoguy: good ol draw 7 into lose the game combo
Jackomaning: draw 7 is rooooough
LRRbot: Drastic Revelation [2UBR] | Sorcery | Discard your hand. Draw seven cards, then discard three cards at random.
definenull: OH NO
Diabore: welp
Izandai: Oh boy.
bongoguy: not again
bradlby: off to a great start
MegaDosX: Oh boy
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - This was good silly fun
matthaus_c: yes again!
Dmc3628: let's see HOW you LIKE it
electra310: Ooofa
DEATHlikescats: Here we go!
definenull: this is more of a draw 4
LRRbot: Immortal Coil [2BB] | Artifact | {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card. / If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way. / When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.
Izandai: huh
Izandai: That's not great.
Pharmacistjudge: they removed the state trigger? that's the best part!
MurphEP: Easy out
definenull: so that's why there are so many processors
LRRbot: Perilous Research [1U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then sacrifice a permanent.
circusofkirkus: processors are active
Alex_Frostfire: Stifle the state trigger?
asthanius: OH
Izandai: Eh?
Pharmacistjudge: correct
Izandai: Ah, yeah
Dmc3628: correct
Natedogg2: The Research is just an instant. You can cast it without a permanent in play.
AkiraBalance27: oh you have to do it that way?
LRRbot: Fleshmad Steed [1B] | Creature β€” Horse [2/2] | Whenever another creature dies, tap Fleshmad Steed.
Izandai: oh no
Pharmacistjudge: they like processors so players can't just exile stuff to get away from problems
definenull: wheel?
MegaDosX: Pokerface Serge
Alas_Babylon: Bears with downside!
LRRbot: Bituminous Blast [3BR] | Instant | Cascade / Bituminous Blast deals 4 damage to target creature.
Lazarus2511: this is engrossing
BrowneePoints: it's cuz Processors interact with a little used space
asthanius: NEKO-TE
LRRbot: Neko-Te [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a creature, tap that creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as Neko-Te remains on the battlefield. / Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a player, that player loses 1 life. / Equip {2}
AugmentingPath: "bitmas" blast?
asthanius: All bangers!
bongoguy: this is for all the marbles
matthaus_c: Neko-Te is Japanese for Catte
aynahl_feesting: No Leonin Abunas in the tower? That'd kill people dead
definenull: merry bitmus!
asthanius: Neko-Te is so cool
leviathan3942: shouldn't cascade resolve first?
niccus: is razor boomerang in the tower? just for old times sake?
LRRbot: Treasury Thrull [4WB] | Creature β€” Thrull [4/4] | Extort / Whenever Treasury Thrull attacks, you may return target artifact, creature, or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
MrAyeAxe: seems fun with brash taunter
Izandai: oh boy
circusofkirkus: ahahaha
AkiraBalance27: @leviathan3942 the cascaded spell always casts before the original spell
Dmc3628: extort gonna be death of serge
Alex_Frostfire: I want to put it on Gelectrode.
BrowneePoints: Neko-Te is Spanish for "Neck Oats"
MegaDosX: Yeah that Extort has a reasonable shot of making Serge lose :p
LRRbot: Shauku's Minion [1BR] | Creature β€” Human Minion [2/2] | {B}{R}, {T}: Shauku's Minion deals 2 damage to target white creature.
BrowneePoints: also what a child vampire asks you after they bite you
josh___something: Neko-te is just that FFXIV race
lamina5432: re-equip?
KodeMage: no equip required?
StewartRWyatt: Doesn't Serge lose due to no reequip
definenull: LUL
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
thraximore: FBtouchdown
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap
MegaDosX: Wow
KodeMage: activated ability
GrizzGrizzly: What an absurd game
TheWriterAleph: whew lad
definenull: wheeler is the premier lands pilot of the tower!
YeetTheRich_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Alas_Babylon: You must take every possible game action at least once
AugmentingPath: congrats to premier lands pilot in a landless format, wheeler
KodeMage: b o 5
YeetTheRich_: THE PREMIER JUDGE OF THE TOWER
aynahl_feesting: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhh one more?
MurphEP: For the real title
LRRbot: Messenger Drake [3UU] | Creature β€” Drake [3/3] | Flying / When Messenger Drake dies, draw a card.
circusofkirkus: we need an intervention
bongoguy: FOR THE TOWER!!!!
KodeMage: double or nothing
Dmc3628: it's like that thing AEW has going on best of 7
LRRbot: Even the Odds [2W] | Instant | Cast this spell only if you control fewer creatures than each opponent. / Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
asthanius: The graveyard is still there
drthvd3r: Judge's Tower seems like a good time.
Natedogg2: The winner of each game should be starting with one more card in their hand each time.
AkiraBalance27: do life totals matter in judges tower?
Izandai: No
thraximore: @AkiraBalance27 no
matthaus_c: @AkiraBalance27 no
Desruprot: The Tower?
LRRbot: Sudden Disappearance [5W] | Sorcery | Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. Return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Mattmitchell45: I feel like I still need Wheeler's Immortal Coil loss explained
moundsofmayhem: no
electra310: Infinite Life, Infinite Mana, Limited Brain Power.
Simriel: @natedogg2 Rules we always played where one card staring in hand per judge level.
LRRbot: Meletis Charlatan [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/3] | {2}{U}, {T}: The controller of target instant or sorcery spell copies it. That player may choose new targets for the copy.
Dmc3628: so Perilous research's sacrifice a permemnt line isn't an additional cost, wheeler had to pery resarch before activating coil
Lazarus2511: @electra310 XD
AugmentingPath: Mattmitchell45 he let immortal coil resolve rather than holding priority and casting his instant in response
Izandai: Wheeler forgot to clear out his Graveyard after the last game BTW.
KodeMage: oh, that's spicy in the format
Alex_Frostfire: Oh, that could be mean.
moundsofmayhem: @Mattmitchell45 ot was because he could have casted the instant with coil on the stack. since he waited he lost
LRRbot: Snake Umbra [2G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card." / Totem armor
definenull: that's hurtful
Natedogg2: I think I usually started with 3-4, to make it a challenge.
Natedogg2: *3-4 cards in hand
CommiePuddin: does damage mean anything?
Izandai: Nah
matthaus_c: nope
definenull: unless there's some trigger off it
KodeMage: triggers and stuff
Diabore: @CommiePuddin only if theres an ability attached
Alex_Frostfire: Only as far as causing triggers to happen.
Alas_Babylon: Damage means nothing, the only loss condition is a rules violation
asthanius: Damage is more than combat damage
electra310: Only inasmuch as damage might trigger something
Alas_Babylon: Right
LRRbot: Pull from the Deep [2UU] | Sorcery | Return up to one target instant card and up to one target sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Pull from the Deep.
Mattmitchell45: Instants are killer in this. Thanks for the explainers y'all
AkiraBalance27: arent there cards that might matter based on your life total?
Izandai: Oh no
Izandai: The original won't get exiled.
Izandai: That could be a slight issue.
MurphEP: Ooh that's kinda neat
gibbousm: Wheeler, you forgot to cast it with the original still on the stack
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Dmc3628: good navigation outta that
gibbousm: before it fizzles
definenull: even the odds?
asthanius: oh
cjwilsonvo: can't cast even the odds
hogbroth: Does "up to" change whether it fizzles?
Dmc3628: can't even wheels has more creatures
Izandai: @gibbousm He can only cast it if he has fewer creatures.
cjwilsonvo: needs to have fewer creatures
AugmentingPath: gibbousm can't, he doesn't have the fewest creatures
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bongoguy: ye even the ods is wacky
definenull: got it
RandomTrivia: Uh oh, looks like all of Chat is wrong this time :D
LRRbot: Down // Dirty | Down [3B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. / Fuse // Dirty [2G] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Fuse
asthanius: Is fuse not required?
LRRbot: Wild Ricochet [2RR] | Instant | You may choose new targets for target instant or sorcery spell. Then copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Izandai: Do you not have to fuse it?
thraximore: I'm sure it is
leviathan3942: yeah how does fuse work here?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
LRRbot: Sudden Disappearance [5W] | Sorcery | Exile all nonland permanents target player controls. Return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
thraximore: but they missed it
code1300: Snake umbra
code1300: Gg
robaphone251: lrrJUDGE snake umbra would also get flickered
thraximore: neat
asthanius: "So I lose?" "Uhhhhh yeah"
RandomTrivia: jlrrCoolgame
matthaus_c: premier lands pilot of the format (judge's tower)
lamina5432: thank you
electra310: Premier lands pilot of Judge's Tower!
robaphone251: what a night
YeetTheRich_: jlrrCoolgame
Dmc3628: and thus wheeler gained the title
hackingducks: format is insane
bongoguy: judges tower is alot of crazy stuff
asthanius: It's true
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ChaosInfest: What a cool thing
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
KodeMage: this is one of the cruelest things I've ever watched a streamer do to themselves
MegaDosX: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
A_Dub888: !chat
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
definenull: this feels exactly like after a loong family dinner
AttackCowboy: It's "Um actually" the format
josh___something: Wheeler official premier lands pilot of Judge's Tower!
distrustingspectator: i do feel very powerful right now.
Transmuted_Elf: wouldnt wheeler have to do everything on the card as well when they wild rehicached?
NotCainNorAbel: Really? I feel bad for judges and programers
Alex_Frostfire: Judge's Tower: the format I enjoy only as a thought experiment.
Dmc3628: who remembers THAT
electra310: Twitch chat has no idea what is happening but that has never stopped us before
Diabore: @Pharmacistjudge i know, isnt it great?
corpocracy: is there a deck list for that tower?
lochnessseammonster: this was so silly and fun PrideLaugh thank you!
Juliamon: !decklist
LRRbot: (30 Dec 2022: Canlander/Judge's Tower) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/n69aa08NdEG_ibl989rUaA Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iPmW3Lk-QECCFzEVRZwBrA Judge's Tower - https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5317834
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAA lrrWOW
GrizzGrizzly: 5 yard penalty
Pharmacistjudge: Minor or Major?
KodeMage: yellow carding chat?
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DEATHlikescats: Dang!
AkiraBalance27: oh they got us
josh___something: Awwww
Alex_Frostfire: So, we lose?
Natedogg2: You can't DQ your judge.
DEATHlikescats: Hehe
JohnPraw: That was a very fun stream
Alas_Babylon: rip
matthaus_c: you can't DQ me, I didn't sign up!
electra310: It's a fair cop, but society's to blame
micalovits: We lost! D:
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSHINE lucidDuck ssandSANTA
gibbousm: better
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: touch platinum angel
twitch_xeo: trick question
randombillfolds: Wait. After all this, who's on first?
definenull: is it skill though?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: OK, Serge does not lose Judge's Tower for that.
Diabore: @randombillfolds yes
robaphone251: !ck
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YeetTheRich_: it's illegal because it is against the geneva convention
Alas_Babylon: This was phenomenal
jamietopples: night yinz
Finalsora811: !patreon
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thraximore: awesome stream, such a wonderful FNPF t oend the year on
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djalternative: question for serge: do you like judges tower as 2 or 4 player more since he did both on stream
LaconicLad: that was very weird
Finalsora811: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Kingdom of Cards!
mick_myage: good episode
DHAnubis: Hope you all have a lovely New Years Eve if ya celebrate, and a lovely evening if ya dont!
definenull: that was a good episode yes
JohnPraw: a canadian highlander throwdown?
Transmuted_Elf: it was a ton of fun
bongoguy: happy new year all!
laundreydhull: judge's Tower isn't good?
micalovits: I think you can use any mutually agreed method to choose who goes first... So you could do judges tower
electra310: @laundreydhull Depends on how you feel about melting your brain for fun
Transmuted_Elf: thank you for callling us wonderful
robaphone251: its $180 on CK
Tweediculous: Episode of what was released wednesday?
robaphone251: (mostly fork and void winnower)
v_nome: That sounds like value
TheWriterAleph: this was great, thanks guys
Alas_Babylon: @Tweediculous North 100 Showdown
definenull: what was on top
Pharmacistjudge: for the record, i don't play judge's tower under most circumstances
YeetTheRich_: AND ruin your brain
Tweediculous: Nice ill check it out
tehfewl: ive done judge's tower is a commander deck
DigitalSeahorse: digita435LOVE
tehfewl: with a commander deck*
Alas_Babylon: @Tweediculous It's *very* good, these two playing best-of-3 Canadian Highlander with a variety of decks
Alas_Babylon: Banter and everything attached
josh___something: Crying Face, Ok Hand, 100 emoji is my favorite shirt
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
definenull: gbye wheeler
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad voxlunGeiger voxlunRad
electra310: byeeeeeee
twitch_xeo: JT countdown to new year
MurphEP: You play Judge's Tower until that New Year rings in
TheWriterAleph: Wheeler, wake up. It's time for the stream to start.
MegaDosX: I don't think anyone can fault Wheeler for trying to peace out there :p
Transmuted_Elf: what was the card on top that made wheeler give that look
miniMacGuru: Have to read subs in between judge tower turns?
josh___something: Remember, wheeler. You're here forever!
laundreydhull: no, I'd just want "Draw, Go." players to suffer....
matthaus_c: Funkov
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Izandai: Ah, good old El_Tarkov.
laikagoat: all the way from 2023
YeetTheRich_: escape from funko
Alas_Babylon: We've got Funkov, Yakov, Turnov
MegaDosX: Cheerio, pip pip
MegaDosX: And yeah Funko will be joining you from 2023 :p
matthaus_c: yoo dropping in pachinko
matthaus_c: gdi wheeler
Alas_Babylon: The first stream of 2023
laundreydhull: Half a Holy Jolly G'day! Do not take MY word for it-
josh___something: Wheeler too quick on the draw
electra310: Start the year with BEEEEEEJ
definenull: i could do with some of that
NotCainNorAbel: such a reasonable time for a Beej stream
definenull: wait...
robaphone251: those aren't cards
djalternative: hold on
matthaus_c: those are cards
definenull: hol up
robaphone251: VGC or Smogon?
circusofkirkus: are we laddering!
electra310: hmmmm
robaphone251: VGC let's go
definenull: any scarlet/violet spoilers?
GrizzGrizzly: very good cards
Pharmacistjudge: Murkrow top tier
robaphone251: all custom cards all the time
NotCainNorAbel: going to win all that other money James allowed you to spend?
Alas_Babylon: Wheeler's Gamehaus
drcthulu: Wheeler's gamehaus
matthaus_c: what's VGC looking like these days?
robaphone251: Gonna be grinding and gettting the teams in game or showdown?
josh___something: There's likely gonna be SV pokemon
djalternative: there's absolutely story spoilers if you're just playing with everything
circusofkirkus: @matthaus_c a lot of whales and cheese sticks
offbeatwitch: cori and cori 2
electra310: Double Feature!
MurphEP: ssjSpikeChamp
matthaus_c: I'm still not sure whether I want to dip my toes in this VGC season or not
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness,
MurphEP: These are so good
matthaus_c: semper fi pumpkin pie
josh___something: The most disappointing evo for a treasure chest pokemon
Ritaspirithntr: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
thraximore: HOO-RAH!
lamina5432: how many kills will wheeler get
electra310: hoo-rah!
definenull: "ages... ages... ages..."
Simriel: Serge was sick and it was the best thing that ever happened to him
robaphone251: Ben is soo far gone
josh___something: The Dark anthology double feature
matthaus_c: smashing semper fi hoo-rah
MurphEP: what year is it
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Juliamon: whoa
josh___something: @murphep 2020
WhirlwindAbyss: Thank you for stream
WhirlwindAbyss: Cheer100
definenull: got there
pattem0re subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 44 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, pattem0re! (Today's storm count: 62)
MegaDosX: Good lord that is a lot of months
JohnPraw: yw serge
JohnPraw: Wheeler's right
matthaus_c: 112 months that's like 2 years
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheWriterAleph: the BITS
MurphEP: @josh___something lrrSPOOP
definenull: da bits
josh___something: LRR has a company rifle?
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream, Ben and Serge! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream! Now go rest your brains
voslan: Does LRR even have a Company Rifle? I thought it was Alex's
lamina5432: gnight
definenull: lrrSHINE
definenull: LuvSign
DEATHlikescats: Brain=goo
MurphEP: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
pn55: lrrSHINE
YeetTheRich_: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
mitomanox: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
DEATHlikescats: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
floofynewf: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Snail
Fbomb101ers: gg all