Pal_Friendpatine: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (Tarkov has been wiped clean, time to start fresh and escape like we always do! Game: Escape From Tarkov) at Sat 11:00 AM PST (12m from now).
Nigouki: i see title change
Nigouki: so presumably the wipe went ahead
Juliamon: The wipe happened, servers were a bit wobbly for a couple days
Juliamon: Should be playable though
Nigouki: gotta wipe carefully if you're wobbly
Juliamon: I'm more amused that Serge is chaining dorf fort into Tarkov
Mangledpixel: @Juliamon from one kind of spreadsheet game to another
NotCainNorAbel: both about death, inventory management, and maps. I hope he can tell the difference.
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: and about indirectly controlling your team, if you're streaming anyway
Vanbael: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TehAmelie: gasp
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG katesAir lrrSIG
Mangledpixel: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Crokoking subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
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ReaperTitan152001: you better have roped in serge...
Didero: Oh hey, I completely forgot this stream was happening. Hello!
draonic_: lrrARROW lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
ReaperTitan152001: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
terribleplan: uhhhhhhhh... good morning?
TehAmelie: huh. i had a dream where i was trying to fly a spaceship around a black hole with very first person shooter physics
PsychoI3oy: Еще?
Juliamon: Happy New Year/'s Eve friends
TehAmelie: maybe a premonition
draonic_: lrrARROW lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS
ReaperTitan152001: time to go lrrHAM
GrassVortex: extraHi PrideHi
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Brand new wipe, and we're mopping up our floors! It's time for the boys to try once again to Escape from Tarkov. Join James, Serge, JoeKim, El_Funko, and Dylan for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... One More? 📷 ||
WhirlwindAbyss: Hello friends
TXC2: hello WhirlwindAbyss welcome
TehAmelie: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS
PsychoI3oy: TehAmelie, that shouldn't upset me as much as it does.....
stardusted_: i havnt caught a stream in so long, happy to be here!
seanalpurvis: how did I get here.....
TehAmelie: i've been playing a lot of Teenage Exocolonist, new year basically just means going back at this point
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TXC2: hello stardusted_ and seanalpurvis welcome
stardusted_: aww thank you
El_Funko: Evening murder fans
Riiiiiiis: Ohai
anclag subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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El_Funko: wait, morning
brat_the_wurst: lrrARROW_HF lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE
TXC2: it's time for inventory tetris!
TXC2: hello El_Funko
Riiiiiiis: Evening in the EU
thecampingviking: both works
BusTed: Heya Funk
laikagoat: how's 2023?
Riiiiiiis: yay so much sound
TXC2: here we GO!
matthaus_c: kov kov kov kov
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh god.
Anubis169 bounces around
Riiiiiiis: eeeeeyy
TXC2: Hello James
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Didero: Hi James!
TehAmelie: eey
RockPusher: Happy New Butts-O-Clock El_Funko elfunkHeart
ReaperTitan152001: lrrFINE lrrHERE
PsychoI3oy: oh hey it's the first time I've seen James this week
BusTed: he said the thing
TXC2: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DudelidouX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
DudelidouX: Woo!
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TXC2: hhhhhhhhh one more
Mangledpixel: for reference, that is the correct pronunciation of '...'
Didero: So this is what they mean when they say Canadians put more u's in words than people from the US
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They have given 1403 Gift Subs in the channel!
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terribleplan: 5 people? I feel spoiled
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TXC2: Didero :D
Joalni: @Didero James also had a bit of a backlog of u's to clear there Kappa
DudelidouX: LMAO as usual
thecampingviking: lol
Nuurgle: like Flanders
creasehearst: doo de li doo
DudelidouX: dude lee doo
Juliamon: ask Serge
SquareDotCube: It's Susan
RockPusher: Doodly-Doo
TemporallyAwry: So it wasn't until yesterday that I realized that @laikagoat wasn't just lrrMATT
DudelidouX: ASk Serge
Nigouki: Christ
dougma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
dougma: o/ boop
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brat_the_wurst: its french
lamina5432: christ
Arclight_Dynamo: It's French. :p
thecampingviking: to break the flow
terribleplan: X-mas is over, come on
Nuurgle: it's French, obv
djblackpanda34 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
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GhostValv: cause it's gonna give it to ya
Zatengo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
Zatengo: hello, im here from the rave happening on the dev channel, thats an experience
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creasehearst: the X is silent perhaps, go yell at the french for that
DudelidouX: X is silent
laikagoat: @TemporallyAwry lrrMATT is Goatprince I believe
GrassVortex: LUL
TXC2: Hello? is it me you're looking for?
ReaperTitan152001: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJAMES lrrSERGE
Nuurgle: friendship wipe
TXC2: "days since parting like a rock star..."
Wolfstrike_NL: 23?
TemporallyAwry: @laikagoat part of my brain knew that, but it wasn't until I saw you sub at the same time Matt was on screen PrideLaugh
ReaperTitan152001: lrrSPOOPY
creasehearst: Twitch is switching to Firefox only in 2023
RockPusher: Don't tell James what happens in 2038 lrrBEEJ
laikagoat: @TemporallyAwry fionLOL
TXC2: RockPusher bold of you to think we're making it to 2038 :p
Didero: Can you speak up? Some buttholes are setting off VERY loud fireworks here :|
TXC2: Funko is this game's Uno
TemporallyAwry: Tarkov roulette then ;p
PsychoI3oy: 2/20 is 10%
TXC2: 3 out of 16 is about 18%
monkeyrama subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
monkeyrama: Happy Tarkov Day PrideWave
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TXC2: turn the volume down and the lights up
tidehollowcat: sergeSqueak
Zatengo: got a tapco ak yesterday
brainbosh: I've gotten 2 golden stars and a vector
grave2057: how’s your brain doing from judge’s tower serge?
DaSunao: Heyo!
Juliamon: grave2057 He spent all morning in dorf fort, so it must be ok
TXC2: hello DaSunao welcome
HungryTanuki: VoHiYo
TXC2: "it's not about ammo conservation, it's about sending a message"
cleric_ofthe_true_god: is that Serge again?
cleric_ofthe_true_god: Nice
kaboomjr26 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
kaboomjr26: ook ook
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TXC2: this is one ugly AK we have here :p
DaSunao: I'm experiencing failure in having too many items
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
Didero: You may actually have to play Fortnite :p
TXC2: Cool Game
Didero: You didn't die, that's a success!
TXC2: well we escaped, Good stream everybody
Wolfstrike_NL: Off by One?
fragilepaper: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Zatengo: rip
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
Dix subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months!
Dix: 112 months? sheeeeeeeesh
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RockPusher: dixGRITCHAMP dixWTF
Roscoe_DarkHorse subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
Roscoe_DarkHorse: I lurk, i sub, i lurk again!
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manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
Zatengo: aww, youre not gonna run the mp5k?
Zatengo: but its such a good gun Kappa
manfred909: just find all no backpack Serges
Trebs42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
Trebs42: 2 more to go...
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TXC2: #BlameTwitch
APODionysus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
APODionysus: I yes im stuck at home sick. So glad there’s LRR content to keep me going
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Wolfstrike_NL: Disabling an or all add-blocker of any use?
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
viper37_eft: i had to do a full reset on the twitch autoclaim extension and unlink/relink account on tarkov to resolve the funko issue yesterday.
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks
TXC2: so what's the lore behind this character name James ?
TXC2: Hello Lysander_salamander welcome
manfred909: Twitch be Twitchy
APODionysus: So I don’t think I’ve caught a tarkov stream before. What’s the basic summary of what’s going on?
lamina5432: does your phone work with the drops?
Statist42: "7hour stream"? did i hear that right?
Juliamon: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out
manfred909: anything less than 200 is perfect
xantos69: Ok, prediction time! Will James live to extract?
Vanbael: wut
Wolfstrike_NL: jlrrFacepalm
Statist42: also: hi friends! lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: voiping sounds like an euphemism
TXC2: hello Statist42 welcome
manfred909: tqsLOL
NotCainNorAbel: I wonder if because Funko is in 2023
creasehearst: might be something to do with timestamps then, specifically either on browser or twitch side
viper37_eft: its not tied to a device. its an issue with your twitch account. if you aren't signed in it will fail on all devices.
anclag: VPN?
manfred909: works fine for me. scared
Agu_Sakku: I want to get this game...grrrrr
Friedent: I, for one, blame Funko
creasehearst: my guess is it's also tied to Funko being in 2023
Arclight_Dynamo: Amazon only allocates 2022 bits for dates.
GrassVortex: dates can mess up a surprisingly amount if things
SquareDotCube: oh, I bet it is a bad SSL cert
CraziestOwl: That could actually be a thing
Alas_Babylon: Low-key been looking forward to this for a while
Lord_Hosk: Hey James, Go left
Arclight_Dynamo: Twitch thinks Funko is in the year -2021 CE.
manfred909: scav hunt
viper37_eft: my account hung after it failed claiming a drop. nothing worked on any device until i unlinked tarkov. logged in to twitch and then relinked tarkov
rasterscan: Tarkov's quests are so weirdly specific sometimes.
manfred909: two weapons adds up
TXC2: is that pounds or kilos ?
manfred909: kilos TXC2
TXC2: manfred909 that is heavy then
RockPusher: unarmeClick
Lord_Hosk: do a 5 stack on factory and just hold it for the full hour stacking up boddies
manfred909: elfunkSickest
Laurence72: This is in-tents action! Kappa
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
manfred909: more meding
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
MrQBear: Now he needs to med more!
CptMurphey: he wanted more bullets
MrQBear: Medical XP!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Previous instruction: Murder anyone coming from that side of the camp.
Lysander_salamander: dang, giving your friends chest wounds
creasehearst: think of all the vitality xp Funko is getting :P
KidAmn: imagine the salt if James had one-tapped Funko there
Laurence72: This is like Final Fantasy Tactics, where you have party members throw rocks at each other to grind XP
Joalni: @Laurence72 Wait, you can do that?!
MrQBear: @Laurence72 I still am conflicted on how well that worked. :p
Zatengo: theres also like 4 m4 spawns
WitchyTQ: James owes Funko medical supplies :P
Lord_Hosk: James is just helping you level up skills
Alas_Babylon: certainly didn't miss the sounds of eating and drinking tho
TXC2: hello WitchyTQ
Laurence72: @Laurence72 Yup! And then gain MORE XP by healing eavh other. I always felt sorry for that last enemy watching me, wondering what kind of monster I was =P
WitchyTQ: @TXC2 hi hi
manfred909: tqsHi
WitchyTQ: tqsHi
Lysander_salamander: is there fishing in this game?
MrQBear: @Laurence72 i would hope that it would work for them as well, so hopefully they understood. ' <'
manfred909: no the SR-1 and the SR-2 use diferent suppresors
MWGNZ: happy new year everyone
manfred909: morning MWGNZ
TXC2: hello MWGNZ welcome
MrQBear: Heya MWGNZ. I hope the new one is good.
APODionysus: I said tgat last year though
APODionysus: And the year before…
Whisle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
Whisle: Slowly approaching the the one year!
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manfred909: let james never forget
Kuolar: Too much warning, they'll forget by the time you get there
Whisle: oh noe
WitchyTQ: on the last day of 2022 James took off Funkos arm
TXC2: "I didn't kill him so it's fine, your honour"
MWGNZ: @WitchyTQ as a gift
WitchyTQ: or in Funkos case, the first thing he did in 2023
MrQBear: @WitchyTQ But it's okay! james said he didn't kill him so it's all good! :p
AtomicAlchemical: Every time they think they're almost out, Tarkov pulls them back in
manfred909: funko flex
MWGNZ: suns out guns out
manfred909: why are you leaviong good ammo james?
APODionysus: Oh you have to hydrate in This game?
manfred909: PS is good
Lord_Hosk: PS stands for "pretty substantial" now
MWGNZ: @APODionysus yup, hydrate or dydrate
Joalni: @APODionysus Yeah, drinking and eating are mechanics here.
manfred909: PS is about the worst ammo you want to run in a 5.45 AK and you can't buy it or anything better et
manfred909: the sass
APODionysus: Ugh I generally am not wild about ganes where drinking eating are things
Zatengo: my favourite is sneaking into a 3 stack
Zatengo: and seeing how long i can get away with it
Alas_Babylon: It's a game that emphasizes realism as much as is feasible
APODionysus: My brain can no longer track so many thjngs
Alas_Babylon: You have to keep yourself fed and hydrated, you have to keep track of ammo properly, etc
manfred909: saw some great videos of sneaking into stacks on resort
APODionysus: Oh that’s fair Alas
TXC2: wow we zoomy
APODionysus: I’m just old man whose brain is goop
Lysander_salamander: nyoom
Alas_Babylon: Heh, no problem, there's pluses and minuses to what the game offers
Lysander_salamander: wow that muzzle flash is bright
manfred909: lol
Lysander_salamander: plz don't shoot funko
Lord_Hosk: Your mom wanted you to know that the sniper scav was still up
APODionysus: Mom wanted to know why James shot you
Lysander_salamander: Or hunter vests
MrQBear: Always good to have overwatch, right hosk?
Lysander_salamander: do they sell orange hunting vests in this game?
MrQBear: If they did, I feel like there would be a quest forcing you to wear it while getting a certain number of kills in forest or something.
j_griffinzz: I'm in for some demolition in my hideout, so 3 hours until I figure out what that's about
Zatengo: well, theres a bright red armor now
Lord_Hosk: I got my salawa on my twitch drop ;)
Lysander_salamander: I wish it would exist, and then the community uses it as a signal that they don't wish to pvp.
ladyjessica subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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MrQBear: rudies would take advantage of that so fast.
laikagoat: seabatClap
Alas_Babylon: I get the feeling it's hard to play Tarkov without the express idea that you're taking that risk
Lysander_salamander: the clatter of the tiles is oddly amusing
Alas_Babylon: That you've bought into the gamble, as it were
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
manfred909: tqsLOL
NotCainNorAbel: the other half is for when I shoot you later
Lysander_salamander: wow
circusofkirkus: just built different
Lord_Hosk: Funko is built out of surgery kits and bandages
Laurence72: So, you could say that your trying to give each other a leg up on earning exp?
TXC2: Funko: Is healing James: So I started blasting
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes shooty Tetris?
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 welcome
Lysander_salamander: Jim? What is he, your robot friend?
TheWriterAleph: bonk.
DaSunao: Stupid 10 slot item
manfred909: get swol in Tarkov
MrQBear: @Alas_Babylon yeah, the dirty floor gives you xp penalties. ' -'
DaSunao: @Alas_Babylon We kill Sanitar, now we janitar
manfred909: you could sell some guns
Zatengo: Makarov all the way
manfred909: the one you like using
DaSunao: 1911 runs 45 and its slappy
manfred909: untill you hit 5-7 and SR-1 it's all personal
MrSarkhan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months, currently on a 57 month streak!
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Zatengo: that one random is so gonna have a field day with you+
ArdentSlacker: Five guys: not just for burgers
Alas_Babylon: Five Guys Bolters and ... ... Fries?
Alas_Babylon: Files?
manfred909: hmm Fries
dougma: Has anyone else run into a bug where sewing kits are used up instead of returned when crafting?
Alas_Babylon: There's a joke here but I am extremely medium at shootermans jokes
TXC2: Five guys Murders and dies
Alas_Babylon: ^^^
MrQBear: @TXC2 Five guys murder or dies maybe?
TXC2: MrQBear oh that works
manfred909: nice hosk
TXC2: yes Lord_Hosk yes!
Alas_Babylon: 11/10
manfred909: Joe brining the good stuff
laikagoat: zoeyPro
TXC2: Unionise SCAVs, nice
DaSunao: LRR factory takeover? What server lol
TXC2: Helmets are for people without plot armour
manfred909: tqsClap
TXC2: that MP5 looks so small
Lord_Hosk: I have a factory key, I got it in my Drop
Scullder: nice and tarkov tasks in one sentence Kappa
manfred909: the boy is BACK
manfred909: elfunkSickest elfunkSickest elfunkSickest
MWGNZ: elfunkSickest
Wondermoo: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
DaSunao: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: elfunkPopcorn
TheWriterAleph: whatever doesn't kill you? Kappa
Krat_Arona: Good to know, I was very confused
Epinephilim: Shoot your friends with smaller caliber bullets to build up their resistances LUL
manfred909: should have worn a helmet
PharaohBender27: :D
Sunmare_Dragon37: the power of high ground
TheWriterAleph: bullet vaccine
TXC2: how ironic Kappa
neonend: why playing on asia?
manfred909: so they can all play
MWGNZ: @neonend so funko can join in from aus
TXC2: neonend makes the ping equal for all
neonend: ah, got it
neonend: I play from japan with my friends in west US but I can't imagine trying to play west US from AUS
TXC2: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:10 PM
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, Murder Tetris... I have missed you
MWGNZ: @neonend neonend it's even worse, funko's out in perth on the west coast of aus
neonend: oh lawd
manfred909: leg when standing and then shrug
manfred909: it's good cheese
Diabore: cheese is a luxury in the post apocalypse
TXC2: Cheese is a luxury now :p
manfred909: lol
TXC2: 100000% James will kill someone now
Diabore: i pray for a 6th with another red armband to join and no one notice
Zatengo: there are the armbands?
Nuurgle: why not do it TMNT style with each of you having a different color armband
WitchyTQ: this is where the guys are "conversing" and my anxious ass is like STOP FIGHTING
WitchyTQ: lmao
manfred909: tqsSweat
Diabore: 5 gets funko shot
TXC2: WitchyTQ big mood there
DaSunao: The funky discord first big teamup ended up with cqb with friend and enemy alike
neonend: reserve scav queues are crazy long
balfizan: Yeah every year a bunch of my friends play Secret Hitler until dawn after the Super Bowl. I dont think @WitchyTQ ot @TXC2 would like that house very much that night
balfizan: which is fair
neonend: scav shoreline right now, crazy money, easy safes, and in the village on the west, there are like 26 jackets (for good keys)
Zatengo: also, you can drop toolkits in raid, just not more than 2
Decaped: it sounds like a pack of horses out there
ghyllnox: Is scav rep no longer a thing?
neonend: it's definitely a thing
ghyllnox: Ohno
Mazrae: what is a sav
Mazrae: scav**
Alas_Babylon: A scav is an NPC
Alas_Babylon: a bot, basically
TXC2: Mazrae often it's an NPC, sometimes it's a person
Juliamon: scavengers (unaffiliated with the player factions)
Alas_Babylon: or a player that joins in late in the round
Alas_Babylon: You can choose to play as your actual character or a scav, and playing as a scav carries no risk but has much less reward
Hangedman: everyone can play as a scav on cooldown, scavs gain no xp for the player and have random starting gear.
Zatengo: hes in the bottom, and probably has a heart attack
Alas_Babylon: Yep, it's ~20 minutes I think?
neonend: It starts at 30~ and decreases as you build your hideout out and increase your scav rep
neonend: gets as low as 4-5 minutes
Hangedman: killing scavs as a scav, ai or players, will mess up your rep. but as a player, they're fair game
Hangedman: or a pmc, i should say
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Zatengo: construction is still hotly contested every round for the watch
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
Nuurgle: better than a low one
MWGNZ: it is 2023
Steel_J_Gaming: all ready in it
PharaohBender27: Time bleeds ever forward
DreamyPants: Hard to believe that 2020 lasted 3 full years
SK__Ren: Still have 11.5 hours
Vanbael: time never stops x.x
creasehearst: 2.5 hours here
Alas_Babylon: 9 1/2
v_nome: Where is the last place to enter the new year? Everyone makes a big thing about the first.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:34:35.
Riiiiiiis: James, eat and drink
DeM0nFiRe: benginO7
DrFromage subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
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rocketjohn: that is *not* true
rocketjohn: Serge gaslights his chat all the time
mainmanmiller: wait whats serge's stream name?
Zatengo: did you bring foos?
Zatengo: tushonka to go
Zatengo: also, im gonna go defrost a pizza brb
rocketjohn: !home
Zatengo: like, the same with grapefruits?
TrinityKaiser: One is happier
Nuurgle: this is just an accurate Prime hunting simulator
PharaohBender27: Whoooops
Anexmedia: brb changing my tag to "KedrPopcorn"
rocketjohn: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
WitchyTQ: - Funko
WitchyTQ: - Joe
Ritaspirithntr: tqsHeart
rocketjohn: thanks TQ. Didn't realise they weren't in the list
atinyspacemarine: how does drops work?
WitchyTQ: I donmt know dylans
neonend: my legendary last night was KIBA inner key
rocketjohn: atinyspacemarine - you have to be watching a particular set of streamers, and link your tarkov and chat acounts
neonend: just need outer
Anexmedia: @atinyspacemarine You link your twitch account on the BSG main site, and then just watch a channel that has drops enabled
neonend: yeah, and a barter, wanna get the thermal ak as early wipe as possible
TXC2: on it
fiftymcnasty: No Serge this wipe?
manfred909: yeah but he's crew
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
rocketjohn: and serge
manfred909: Minecrafters
manfred909: MTGers
rocketjohn: ah
DaSunao: I baited some poor PMC into killing Santa by using him as a meatshield
v_nome: Hey have you heard about this guy that ISN'T the premier lands pilot of the formet (judge's tower)?
fragilepaper: seabatUseless
Transmuted_Elf: still laughing at the caiyu(sp?) christmas stream you caused on Adams chanel
TXC2: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: el_funko: JoeKim: Dylan:
Joalni: Why?! We only recently got rid of that menace!
dpj2009: egg head
TXC2: Transmuted_Elf Caiou
WitchyTQ: if funko shaved (he's not allowed) he would look like that kid
Lord_Hosk: Its coming back BECAUSE of James, the producers said that the show has had a resurgence because of a Canadian Minecraft twitch streamer.
They_Are_Alyx: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
wildpeaks: hairstory
Transmuted_Elf: @TXC2 thanks
Joalni: @Lord_Hosk #BlameJames
Nommii77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
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WitchyTQ: plus, now Funko can get head tattoos
manfred909: i do think about it but it might get cold
CompSciJedi: I'm growing my hair long, but if I start balding or losing my hairline it's getting shaved immediately
TXC2: I've been shaving my head since I was 19 'cause of receding hair :p
constablecrab: Been shaving the dome for years. Even before I started balding, curly hair was too much work.
CptMurphey: don't forget your snacks
Ritaspirithntr: @witchytq that sounds like a good way to get a headache. tqsSweat
WitchyTQ: I don't have any on my head but I hear it sucks lol
BaronVonPoppinOff subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 66 months!
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manfred909: that close to bone. i can imagine
Anexmedia: I'm like 80% sure that first door in med tent doesn't spawn open
Laurence72: I think we're alone now... the cussing of the scavs is the only sound!
Lord_Hosk: Hold office and just pile up bodies
neonend: @Anexmedia It does spawn open
NotCainNorAbel: What is on second
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
Zatengo: it was so mindblowing finding out that sketch is based on real baseball players
TXC2: Zatengo I want to do a version where the person complains about which who is on first Hugh or Hu
neonend: I never bring food/water in with me
TXC2: thanks for streaming Serge
WitchyTQ: me Kappa
Diabore: i dont tarkov
Zatengo: yes
SK__Ren: not yet
DaSunao: Heyo
neonend: Level 19.5, fun wipe, streets is sweet.
manfred909: fun streams
dougma: lots of fun, but I forgot how spicy the weekends are
kerbalized_: yes, am tarkov babbo, 1-3 for surviving raids so far lol
LordZarano: !whichcord
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Riiiiiiis: I own the game but mostly enjoy to watch it
Zatengo: but im just scavving for my sanity with the audio
l0geyb3ar: Can you explain the caillou connection from earlier?
sadbutt_: im only lvl 4 currently
Agu_Sakku: I want to play so badly...
Trebs42: if gear-fear permits, yes :/
neonend: end-wipe events were pretty fun too
TXC2: l0geyb3ar James has a thing were he played the Caillou theme on his homestream
manfred909: NVME
SK__Ren: nvme M.2
manfred909: they can take a PCIE slot though depends on motherboard
Mazrae: what is a scav run
DaSunao: You can get it on shelves in the open
manfred909: it's a run with disposable gear and character. @Mazrae they spawn as a SCAV on the map instead of there PMC
TXC2: Mazrae you play as an NPC with a random low level loadout, you can only do this every 20 mins or so
TXC2: in a way it's like drafting in MtG
Alas_Babylon: You also join 5+ minutes into the map, so a lot of the loot is already taken, most of the PMCs are decently geared and stocked
Vanbael: Knights Who Say Ni approve of the herring
Alas_Babylon: You basically go in to try to secure what was left behind or missed, *maybe* get a lucky kill, and then get out
Alas_Babylon: at no risk to your personal character or their equipment
mista_horhay: <message deleted>@loadingreadyrun how do I get girls to like me?
Lysander_salamander: Do you really think that is an ordinary question?
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, Twitch compression hates Tarkov. Even here.
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
Tommadness: holy crap the shift between hearing the gunfire through sheetmetal and through open air was amazing
manfred909: scav friends
Zatengo: damnit, i just got got with one sec left in extract
Tommadness: I didn't expect that
Alas_Babylon: birb
manfred909: bird money
TXC2: Tommadness oh yeah if there's one thing this game has it's sound design
Mazrae: in this mode do you get to keep what you loot
Alas_Babylon: Yes
manfred909: thats a lotta drums
Alas_Babylon: But you get nothing of what the scav spawned with
mista_horhay: this games been out for a while, how come there's so many views on Twitch now
manfred909: you get what ever you get out with
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: people are letting off fireworks either side of my house and it's making ma twitchy
Vanbael: that PMC was going to soak someone with all those bullets
AtomicAlchemical: The game is out? I thought it was still in beta?
kerbalized_: theyre running drops until like the 7th, loot pool is gonna have to be pretty mild
manfred909: still beta
kerbalized_: still beta
MWGNZ: @AtomicAlchemical it's out in beta
manfred909: always beta
TXC2: Games are always in beta now, it's a great cover for bugs
mista_horhay: how long has it been beta for
LionsEyeDiamond subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months!
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TXC2: mista_horhay since july 2017 (says Wikipedia)
Alas_Babylon: I still need to make that Nadaar Historic Brawl deck, feels like it'd be a wacky time
DaSunao: Now time to wear my perfect camouflage! I shall wear the skin of dead santa to confuse players
mista_horhay: Jesus is it gonna be in beta forever LUL
TXC2: and now we come to the REAL game Kappa
Earthenone: !next
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manfred909: Funko just became key mule with a doc case
Alas_Babylon: @LionsEyeDiamond Happy 9 years friendo
Zatengo: and i just ran face first into tagilla
APODionysus: Welp im@at urgent care
Zatengo: rip me
Alas_Babylon: @APODionysus why ;-;
manfred909: spare wallet full of cash
Zatengo: damage absorbed by armor "1420". woof
TXC2: APODionysus are you OK?
APODionysus: It’s proooobably a sinus infection Alas
APODionysus: But a bad one
APODionysus: My partner talked me into going after I actually called out of work today (I never call out. If I can physically make it in I go generally)
APODionysus: Hoping for sone antibiotics
TXC2: APODionysus yikes, here's hoping it's ok lrrHEART
APODionysus: (Did take a COVID test and it’s not that , thiugh systems are similar )
cdmack3113: great gift exchange sketch
Zatengo: so hes been streetrunning?
Zatengo: im gonna wager he probably can afford it
Tripleyew: ‘Afternoon, James and JoeKim and Funko?, and howdy all
TXC2: hello Tripleyew welcome
Riiiiiiis: well thats ages ago
TXC2: Sleep dep is not good :p
Diabore: @TXC2 glanced over and thought this said "def" LUL
TXC2: running a marathon if you've not trained for it WILL ruin your kidneys
Mazrae: only way I try and watch something for a long period of time is desert bus
TXC2: Diabore :D
gundamschwing subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
gundamschwing: What do you call a group of friends playing Tarkov on stream? Masochists. Happy New Year Funko, and Happy New Year's Eve James, Joe, and Dylan!
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APODionysus: Wait… who the heck are we talking about?
Tripleyew: Buying a house as a business expense, I’m guessing
Zatengo: ammo is huge for weapon running smoothly
APODionysus: That… bought a second home to stream frkm
APODionysus: I had to step away to fill out forms
ElCoggins: i believe pestily
APODionysus: Huh crazy
gundamschwing: he currently has 47K subs
TXC2: buying a house as a business expense is how the big boys do it
mackstashmarshall: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
APODionysus: Well as the worlds most popular chunk@punching streamer, im sure James will be able to afford that work house soon
Wicker_Guide: helllo all. Who are streamfriends? I hear Funko, JoeK, and one I don't recognize
TXC2: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: el_funko: JoeKim: Dylan:
kerbalized_: battle buddy is 2 (sometimes)
TheWriterAleph: nice shot
Zatengo: have you seen the new hockey mask? its great
Lord_Hosk: I find that people who don't run businesses have a very skewered impression of what writing it off as a business expenses means. You get to deduct 1/10th 1/30th or 1/100th of the value of the product (depending on what type of item it is) and then the overall taxes you pay is reduced by that amount up to a % which depending on your country is normally 10% of your total revenue or 1 million dollars whichever is smaller.
gundamschwing: James just got an ice cream cone at the table
gundamschwing: He also just said the thing, "one more."
Zatengo: anyone tried the ubgls yet?
Wicker_Guide: @Lord_Hosk also, you pay the thing NOW in order to get that partial write off LATER, sometimes several months later
Zatengo: my rare drop was: 3 cpu fans
manfred909: all your fans
MrQBear: @Zatengo I saw 3 cpu and got excited for you, then saw the last word. I don't suppose that's still good? ' <';
Lord_Hosk: the "partial" is the big thing people seem to miss. on a computer its at most 1/10th of the value.
Wicker_Guide: fair
Juliamon: yeah, "writing off" is not the same as "free"
TXC2: 9:30 here, the fireworks have started :p
Wicker_Guide: @TXC2 Begone 2022 monarchRage
kerbalized_: my buddy got a 39.6m headshot and was so salty
Joalni: @TXC2 Officially, you can start at 18:00 here, so the first eye injury was on Thursday of course NotLikeThis
TXC2: Joalni oof
Lord_Hosk: For my rare drop I got... the friends we made along the way. Wow. thats priceless
Joalni: Seriously folks, be careful with fireworks. Use protection!
combattwombat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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Arclight_Dynamo: THANK you.
Juliamon: lrrWOW
TXC2: it gives out head shots
DaSunao: @TXC2 When they amped up the snipers for a while it did. It sucked so much
00gogo00: is this pvp or pve
MWGNZ: excellent nade comms
Krat_Arona: @00gogo00 Both
Juliamon: 00gogo00 yes
Lord_Hosk: Friendly fire in 3...2..
Diabore: @00gogo00 pvpve iirc
00gogo00: like, this thing they're doing right now, not the game in general
smoke_knight: I think there's 1 AI and 1 player near them right now?
smoke_knight: Or maybe several AI and 1-2 players...
Lord_Hosk: Funko here is your chance!
manfred909: left arm Funko
TXC2: Funko isn't a monster like James is Kappa
Diabore: so many bullat
Lord_Hosk: There was A LOT of communication, I don't know if it was A++
Kelderan: Clearly no one has a scav killing quest atm. You can tell because there are so many scavs =3
Atiota: lol i love that chip eating animation
MurphEP: That's some serious eating foley
Transmuted_Elf: i laugh at seeing mres, used to larp with some guys who told me about how they used them to hunt deer.
TXC2: I'd like to think Deer would have more sense then to eat an MRE :p
Transmuted_Elf: @TXC2 had nothing to do with deer eating them... was more that there was a way to make mres into a small explosive
TXC2: Transmuted_Elf what? :p
Transmuted_Elf: i couldnt tell you how(i felt better not knowing) but to many were able to confirm it was possible
TXC2: Transmuted_Elf that is wild
Transmuted_Elf: all the fun of being at a larp close to one of the largest density of us ground troops.
duskcheetah subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months!
duskcheetah: 100 months - finally the full year!!!
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TXC2: the one year!
DaSunao: The hard drive barter
Mazrae: this game seems so large and a lot to take in
duskcheetah: I started about a month ago - it's a *lot*
manfred909: mess around maybe find out
Tikosh_: *flops into chat* huh, James is ahead of me.. maybe I should play less Vault Hunters
Riiiiiiis: I've never been above level 12
Tommadness: Sounds like Path of Exile lol
LordZarano: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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JadedCynic: once you start to get up that learning curve, you really get a feeling of accomplishment
Riiiiiiis: But I'm discouraged when getting hit from *somewhere* without ever knowing who or where
ApoC7_Schimmel: i am happy just watching lol.
Mazrae: same ^
manfred909: from the butcher i think
The_Voices: why is serge giving quests?
Tikosh_: The Survivalist Path - Thrifty leads to The Delicious Sausage
Agu_Sakku: I want to play so badly! lol
JadedCynic: Freddy: "Okay, let's split up, gang!"
smoke_knight: Did you know you can sharpen scissors with aluminum foil? I was entirely skeptical, but I'm currently resurrecting my grandmother's antique embroidery scissors.
ALEISmALPTO: well. new year struck here in greece.
JadedCynic: happy new year @ALEISmALPTO <3
JadedCynic: jadedc5LOVE
TXC2: ALEISmALPTO happy new year
ALEISmALPTO: happy new year.
ALEISmALPTO: and from my poor trembling frightened dogo in my lap cause they shot fireworks loud enough to make alarms go off.
duskcheetah: I've been doing a bunch of interchange scav runs for various early game food quests/barters - goshan has been completely cleaned out 80-90% of the time
Tikosh_: player scav
ApoC7_Schimmel: that was a random encounter...
Tikosh_: front of OLI to Emercon is like 2.5 - 3 minutes
duskcheetah: the first stash upgrade is 2.5mil rubles, the hand drill, and some other items
ApoC7_Schimmel: sorry to hear @ALEISmALPTO, always sucks this time of year with the dogs.
bwk789 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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bwk789: Its nearly 2023 here in the UK, 2 hours lefy
bwk789: left
Tikosh_: I wonder if you could make the scav follow you and then lure them through the barbed wire near the stairs
Tikosh_: until they die
Wellbot1 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR, and Happy new year!
NotCainNorAbel: Happy New Year TXC2
ApoC7_Schimmel: you too!
Kelderan: JoeKims genuine joy while looting always makes me smile.
manfred909: back to the PIT
TheMadChicken: nature is healing, i was able to just casually buy a mp-133 from Jaeger
manfred909: use your guns or sell them
manfred909: tqsLOL
creasehearst: James still has fewer guns than Funko probably
manfred909: true
SK__Ren: Night time scav shoreline is the best
neonend: but they improved the night vision, AND added the IR lasers/flashlights. makes it really good
Riiiiiiis: 35mins until 2023
Joalni: We're 26 into 2023. So far it's not noticably different.
ApoC7_Schimmel: that s unfortunate, because we could do with some improvement
NotCainNorAbel: yum yum
manfred909: joekimCheers
Joalni: Cheers!
Riiiiiiis: Whisky and coke
Joalni: Finishing up a glass of bubbly.
Mazrae: about to have some rum and coke
TheAinMAP: Haha2020
manfred909: it's 8:30 AM bit early to drink
Joalni: @manfred909 Never!
JadedCynic: @manfred909 "the sun's past the yardarm SOMEWHERE" ;)
ghyllnox: I guess Funko's on est
MWGNZ: time to find a flare
aquinas_0: suns down junk foods out
NotCainNorAbel: FBtouchdown Planning FBtouchdown
manfred909: no Funko is AWST
ghyllnox: Lol I know
aquinas_0: shrimps chilling
aquinas_0: :D
ghyllnox: Except for drinking he's on est
manfred909: oh you ment for drinks. woke up
manfred909: tqsLOL tqsLOL tqsLOL
ghyllnox: LUL
Mangledpixel: bear bear bear beeeearrr
Mangledpixel: lrrHORN
Joalni: @Mangledpixel I too look forward to the next Monikers stream LUL
Mangledpixel: hah
Kelderan: Can't tell if JoeKim means the tool or drink screwdriver
Mangledpixel: the tool, but I like the idea of the drink being a loot item
Mangledpixel: for when Tarkov adds a whole mixology mechanic
Lord_Hosk: There are 4 players right next to you funko... FIRE AWAY
Mazrae: I was thinking the same thing Hosk
chaostreader: Do team kills count?
MWGNZ: not for quest progress
Tikosh_: lucky me just found the muzzle for gunsmith pt 1
Lysander_salamander: nice
MWGNZ: t ammo - better than no bullets
Tikosh_: maybe at old factory?
MrQBear: and then out of nowhere, a scav hits his leg and kills him instnatly
TeodorantZMX: how do you feel about pistachios
Tikosh_: 2nd junk box get \o/
El_Funko: Pistachios, delicious, but so much work
El_Funko: and if I eat too many my fingies hurt
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
ApoC7_Schimmel: i like my nuts sugar coated and in a bunch of different colors.
Juliamon: Wonderful
incslayer: Happy New Year from Sweden!
CataclysmicReverb: Y'all don't chew the shell too?
Joalni: @CataclysmicReverb WutFace
DoodlestheGreat: 5K to start, but as you improve your scav rep the cost goes down.
manfred909: Rubles not Dollars
manfred909: time for real guns
Mazrae: dolrriedoos?
ApoC7_Schimmel: this feels like an anti-call of duty game.
DoodlestheGreat: Oh god, it's a 5-man. Gonna be messy.
Alas_Babylon: dollarydoos
JadedCynic: the delicious sausage?
DoodlestheGreat: @ApoC7_Schimmel Yeah, it's way more deliberate play style, and dying here has an express cost, since you lose your gear.
ApoC7_Schimmel: SeemsGood
mirshebs subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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TwitchTVsFrank: were looking for the delicious sausage objectives?
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TwitchTVsFrank: Objectives Scout the Shestyorochka store at Nikitskaya street Scout the Sparja store at Primorsky ave Scout the Sparja store in Pinewood hotel Scout the Goshan store in Concordia Hand over the Found in raid Salty Dog beef sausage
Kelderan: I'm pretty sure I've offed JoeKim.
JokerBoney: i mean, a great first impression is showing you're a good shot
DaSunao: Ooh, legendary trooper armor
Zatengo: well, i just scavved me 2 sledgehammers. thats an entire berkut full of hammers
manfred909: hammer time
Alas_Babylon: Large Beef has been called
Kuolar: This looks like the 4 locations you need to get to James
Zatengo: time to "upgrade" my defective wall
Konda020946: happy new year from gfermany
Zatengo: @Konda020946 Frohes Neues
ApoC7_Schimmel: Frohes Neues!
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Wolfstrike_NL: Vrolijk Nieuwjaar / Happy New Year lrrSHINE
MWGNZ: @meepsalot Thanks for the gift sub!
PharaohBender27: @Konda020946 Frohes neues Jahr!
Blasteg: are scav actual players or NPC?
PharaohBender27: @Konda020946 I was about to go "Guten Rutsch ins Neujahr!" and then realized oh wait, it's already 2023 over there :p
JadedCynic: James, if you're gonna remap, there's no point in asking other people what the keypress for a command is ;)
Vanbael: I mean if it was truly borderlands there would have been a claptrap in that dealership, which would have been awesome.
Kuolar: I think this is a Sparja you need
Boon_33: ladder over the colapsed crane
Mazrae: so why did you throw that stuff under the stairs james
Boon_33: @Mazrae it was funko's gear, Funko gets it back if noone finds the loot and leaves the level with it
MWGNZ: insurance fraud
Boon_33: very insurance fraud
Mazrae: ah okay thanks
epsilon_vee: i guess the server ping stuff has been okay today?
Kelderan: That's a mood
Mazrae: my stepdad is building me a computer for my birthday in march
Zatengo: well, im just waiting to see my legendary and then to bed
PharaohBender27: I actually got a rather pricey computer this year, and am happy with it - then again, I'd been using a somewhat janky one for 5 years :p
Kuolar: This looks like the 4 store locations
gundamschwing: Joe, keep an eye on the 4070 TI release next month. I'm planning on upgrading from my 3070 super to it, because it's got a great MSRP
Zatengo: well, i got an a1b, thats nice
Kelderan: Bleach also has a helm barter. Right?
Mazrae: so what happens when you die in the game, what all do you lose
Kelderan: Everything you brought in or looted. Except for your pouch which for them is a 3x3 area iirc
manfred909: is that gun called Mew-Mew?
manfred909: interesting
manfred909: pick one of your many stash guns Funko
Tikosh_: firework was lit (pun intended), how did the Streets raid go?
MWGNZ: or just finally do the international servers
manfred909: stabelise
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
TheWriterAleph: hoooold
manfred909: tqsSweat tqsSweat tqsSweat tqsSweat
Tikosh_: ooooh my last drop got me an AS VAL
Juliamon: 🙏
JokerBoney: had to say it was good so far
7gorobei: settle, settle, ......
kerbalized_: Playing with overseas friends is the true Hardcore Tarkov
manfred909: race against the server
Lord_Hosk: Oh wow! for my last Drop I got a Server in Seattle with a undersea cable running from Perth to Seattle!
JokerBoney: Escape from Pinkov
Tikosh_: what I remember is.. you have 3 reconnects, the 4th time you are just dead
DeM0nFiRe: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
Tikosh_: Chat, protecc
kerbalized_: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Nigouki: turn off those anime torrents
Tikosh_: fade to black might mean that you are dead
Kelderan: @Nigouki You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad! ;3
r10pez10: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6129: "I thought police rhymed with face." —Ian [2019-06-16]
Mangledpixel: should we be seeing something?
Kuolar: You're on booth, ya ding-dong
RockPusher: Is James not something‽
Riiiiiiis: Sooo does any of your countries allow individuals to buy fireworks for new years?
Juliamon: It's much more regional
Riiiiiiis: I was just outside and we blew up the town
RockPusher: No - that doesn't stop people buying fireworks for Guy Fawkes and stockpiling them
PharaohBender27: @Riiiiiiis Uuuuuhhhh
manfred909: very much banned in Australia.
Riiiiiiis: you should see central Copenhagen right now
JadedCynic: this may vary from province to province...
kainboa: @Riiiiiiis Aarhus is also fairly lit up by fireworks
MrQBear: I'm in the us, so of course fireworks, but i was headed to the store, and a building basically had materialized overnight, just t o sell fireworks, on the side of the road in town. ' -'
JokerBoney: its quite funny being in an area where fire works are illegal but I am hearing them pop every few moments
Nigouki: you don't get random 40ft containers selling fireworks dropped in the middle of mall parking lots around Canada Day like we do in Ontario?
PharaohBender27: @Riiiiiiis Ugh, I remember making the mistake of going to Marienplatz in Munich for New Year's when I was there, and in addition to it being jammed-crowded (which I don't deal well with), I was thinking, "You spent GOD knows how much money to rebuild the Neues Rathaus after the war, and you're going to burn it down again!?"
Lord_Hosk: Linus was talking about it on the LTT wan show last night and how "certain fireworks are legal but they can only be set off by certified individuals in designated areas"
hb8u: halloween uh, odd choice
MehallD: I wonder if it's ex Brits used to fireworks on guy fawkes
fiftymcnasty: Yes, all the time
Juliamon: yes
JokerBoney: Yes
xantos69: Depends on the concert.
Lord_Hosk: YES
SK__Ren: Gotta light those "Black flame candles" for halloween
jessieimproved: it really depends on the concert
lartenhx: it happens in europe
MWGNZ: gotta hotbox the entire stadium
Boon_33: YEP
betazed15: my first ever contact high came from a def Leppard indoor concert.
VonShnigglewitz: @Lord_Hosk yeah you need a permit to buy and set off
MrQBear: @Nigouki ah, yes, the 'drive up a shipping container on a truck and drop it nearby'
Riiiiiiis: @Lord_Hosk yeah we just get drunk and make enormous explosions where there is hundreds of people close together
varmintx0: Every concert I have ever been to has been a cloud of weed.
DaSunao: Snoop Dogg was contributing to that smoke
PharaohBender27: At this point, my stance on fireworks is, unless it's an official show, lrrEFF you if you set them off
JadedCynic: ironically, on the other side of the country, we NEVER saw privately-owned fireworks, they were never available for sale. Then maybe 15 years ago or so, the province's regs got lax and you'd see flashy boxes behind the clerk at corner lately newfoundland has simple fireworks going off in suburbs starting around 4pm (so the kids don't have to stay up late) and near constantly until like 2-3am
Joalni: Welp, that makes me even more hesitant to go to any indoor concerts ever.
EikoandMog: In Australia, you can buy fireworks in exactly one city, iirc. They're around, though.
JadedCynic: however it's raining right now, so no fireworks today - either private OR city professional display :(
gundamschwing: hootie is dad rock
manfred909: lol
Joalni: Trkv pls
Juliamon: JadedCynic Neither rain nor local laws are stopping my neighbors, alas
Boon_33: 2023
Joalni: Servers, why are you like this?
Riiiiiiis: @JadedCynic ohh its raining here too, that doesn't make people not do it
manfred909: take 2
Nigouki: every Ontario plaza parking lot before Canada Day
Kelderan: Where are the nades when you need one
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 agreed; I miss the quiet evenings until midnight, and undisturbed pets :(
TehAmelie: around here anyone can buy fireworks around new year's and april. i know a hardware store that used to have them all year until at least 2006
xantos69: Well gotta run to a new years party. I'll catch the rest of the stream later. Cheer50 Bits!
TehAmelie: pretty weird for a country that's 70% flammable forest by surface area
Mazrae: james are you doing an earthquake test?
Juliamon: Fireworks are illegal in my town, but there's a brick & mortar fireworks store one town over where it *is* legal...
TheMandrew: same here juliamon
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 It's not even just the noise, it's the fire hazard
Riiiiiiis: eww
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Like, our family's backyard shed burned down one 4th of July because of a neighbor's illegal fireworks
Riiiiiiis: eeeew
manfred909: a funko needs rest
Lord_Hosk: Funko doesn't need to sleep Funko is a machine
PharaohBender27: Wait, how?
manfred909: tqsLOL
Boon_33: via teleportation?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
TwitchTVsFrank: wow
RayFK: Get roasted TQ
PharaohBender27: tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife
SnackPak_: get got Turner
RayFK: Yeah no shit James
RockPusher: tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife
TheAinMAP: tqsKnife
RayFK: There is like literally one person in Victoria who trhows parties
Lord_Hosk: and clip
ApoC7_Schimmel: I hope you guys have a bit more luck with the servers. gotta go, have fun guys!
JadedCynic: NARRATOR: ...and James never streamed again.
Mangledpixel: there are like a half dozen different firework displays I can see from my window right now
PMAvers: Well, they're clearly lacking in video games skills, which James needs to import.
Boon_33: you need to know at least 2 types of poutine to pass the test.
Blasteg: can you just load in a map and immediately go to an exit?
Lord_Hosk: It would be faster to get a nursing license than to get a "married a citizen" visa
thecornishwriter: bledhen nowydh da / happy new year from Cornwall, UK
JokerBoney: @Blasteg yes but you'll get no exp
JokerBoney: it will be considered a "run through" iirc
JadedCynic: Serge? I'll tell you now; even with all the legit backstory and history, marrying a foreign national and living with them abroad for a few years then returning to canada to then sponsor them for Permanent Residency, still takes years of waiting on burro-crats. seven in the case of my US wife and I, in particular
Blasteg: so a speedrun then ha
JadedCynic: hosk has it: fastest to have a profession in demand; the gov't will probably PAY your fees with the guarantee you'll fill a needed vacancy in the skilled workforce
Anubis169: Happy New Year from UK :)
JadedCynic: also serge, if you hear heavy artillery, you'll know it - it's unlike even a tank gun or an autocannon; closer to thunder from overhead
JadedCynic: Happy New Year our friends in western europe and UK!
Mazrae: does it storm in the game?
Mazrae: if so how does it effect the gameplay
JadedCynic: yep; it's thunder & lightning right now
JadedCynic: it's NOISY (esp the rain) so it's harder to hear people sneaking around
JadedCynic: cut up the sausage and give each person a bit Kappa
SoundGuy0dB: Happy new year all from Scotland
SoundGuy0dB: How’s the stream going?
RayFK: Uh ohhhhh, Smoooooochies
Anubis169: Serge, you can certainly try to kiss everybody in the room
Alas_Babylon: Kiss kiss fall in love
SoundGuy0dB: Haha, usually a hug for everyone
Anubis169: this is more in the realms of "You can, but the consequences are on you if there are any"
MehallD: I think most folks specifically kiss their partners at the bells, but yeah following that up with a trip around the room with kisses or hugs (often cheeck kisses( (isn't unusual)
Flyingdelorion: Happy new year from the Netherlands! I wish LRR and chat all the best for 2023!
Alas_Babylon: you too fren
Flyingdelorion: thanks @Alas_Babylon
RayFK: I love how absolutely chaos your comms got
Lord_Hosk: Funko has a bullet magnet on for his friends today
RayFK: Kill Serge
RayFK: It's only fair
EikoandMog: Serge, you're supposed to get revenge on JAMES, not Funko.
HesGotNoPants: I agree the surge must pay the iron price
stizzet: sad I missed the notification for this 😭
HesGotNoPants: hey how many bits for James to call Surge "the surge" for a week?
jorian57: sounds like easy bits then
TheAinMAP: There's "Mine O'Clock" at least.
dougma: I just died in raid with the sledge hammer in my inventory......
JadedCynic: do you mean "directly address Serge as 'The Serge'" or "refer to Serge when not present as "The Surge""?
Mazrae: the back to back kills right at the end there james that was awesome
SoundGuy0dB: Yeah I got murdered with a sledge in my bag earlier as well, more wall drains for me
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Get some of the squad to come in unequipped and pop them right at the beginning of the raid?
JadedCynic: teamkills don't count sadly
Diabore: @SoundGuy0dB did you try putting it in your butt?
neonend: it's 5x2
DaSunao: If someone comes in naked and draws all the scav aggro, does that mean the other 4 can just try to mulch everyone showing up?
SoundGuy0dB: It’s a 5x2 yeah
Diabore: i was trying to make joke
SoundGuy0dB: Lol
Diabore: james and a nice list, and then promptly ignored it
Diabore: made*
SoundGuy0dB: I noticed they made sv98’s double depth now
Mazrae: i think that you needed tape and a match to get the last of your lvl 1s
TheAinMAP: tqsRIP
Arclight_Dynamo: There is a non-zero chance that my last words will be, out of gaming reflex, "I'm dead!" as I'm hit by a truck.
Boon_33: so rude of them
JadedCynic: dylan...I WAS gonna compliment you for your chaotic sentiment for the lulz, but apparently someone heard you? ;)
Raincoast_Bear: Hiya James, Serge, Joe Kim and ? Haven't Escaped yet?
El_Funko: 100% dylan and serge show up, and the PMCs get spooked and murder them all
Mazrae: someone just throw a grenade at them and kill them all
NotCainNorAbel: Joe 'traitor' Kim
Alas_Babylon: @Raincoast_Bear James, Serge, Joe Kim, Dylan (VonSchnigglewitz, or however he spells it, sowwy) and Funko
JadedCynic: @Mazrae I'm sure Joe's scav altar ego would do so if he had any grenades...
Raincoast_Bear: Co-Op Tarkov. Nobody shoots anybody.
RockPusher: El_ "Spoopy Ghost" Funko
Alas_Babylon: Ah, I was so close, no C
Mazrae: come on choose the Chaos route
TheAinMAP: benginBark benginBark
TwitchTVsFrank: mattlrBork
SnowBuddy18: benginChaos
Raincoast_Bear: Squad watch could be fun...
Raincoast_Bear: OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog
BrowneePoints: nope
BrowneePoints: we're being nicer to ourselves this next year
BrowneePoints: try that again James
Alas_Babylon: where the crap did he come from?
DoktorNik: two broken arms
Raincoast_Bear: Three kills
Kelderan: That scav would not quit
Diabore: jeez, god damn terminator walking toward james, just wouldnt go down
Alas_Babylon: Three pistol kills, two broken arms, and a tac vest in a pear tree
TwitchTVsFrank: does Santa still give presents?
Raincoast_Bear: He knowns when you are sleeping.
Mazrae: Kill Mr Sandy Clawys, i wanna do it, lets draw straws
Juliamon: !show override off
LRRbot: Currently live: fnpf
Juliamon: hrm
Arclight_Dynamo: This place looks like it's just *made* of tetanus and cadmium poisoning.
Kelderan: Do love watching James go when he's got the red mistl.
TwitchTVsFrank: oh no
manfred909: elfunkSad
Vanbael: on the way out D:
JokerBoney: A Fiiiiiive Stack at Extract, Four Bullets left, Three pistol kills, Two broken arms and a Tac Vest in a pear tree
Mazrae: died to santa
VonShnigglewitz: maybe next time we scav seperate i kill them and say it wasnt me? @JadedCynic
TheAinMAP: benginRip
VonShnigglewitz: dont tell anyone
Kelderan: Crunch
Mazrae: what kind of list were you on if you were killed by santa, james
DaSunao: 1.04 from riding the hell out of the Woods taxi
Kelderan: I'm just missing it
GapFiller: Cheer150 while we have a moment HAPPY NEW YEAR! (its been 2023 for abt 45mins over here so greetings from the world of tomorrow)
JadedCynic: @VonShnigglewitz I never saw you suggest ANYTHING like that; this post never happened, I don't know what anyone's talking about B)
Wilcroft: how have the lobbies been? hopefully not too many disconnects?
VonShnigglewitz: @JadedCynic :)
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Tandtroll_OG: Is Serge being a good boy?
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - Here to LRR and all the friends both on stream and off
Raincoast_Bear: @James_LRR I hear you are going to play Kill Team sometime soon.
RayFK: Stop running away from your Gunpla
MWGNZ: that reminds me i have a killteam vod to watch later
Raincoast_Bear: MCP is very popular. I'm working on a tabletop Gundam game. I need to source some 1/144 buildings.
SergeYager: we outty
JoeKim: we're out
Mazrae: watch out for santa this time
VonShnigglewitz: what they said
El_Funko: That sounds like a scav
Raincoast_Bear: The only reason I haven't bought into MCP is it's scale 1/43(?) and I not looking for yet another collection of scenery.
TheMadChicken: Aug is so good
Mazrae: for the dog tags do you turn them in somewhere or just collect them?
Tikosh_: whoops, sorry for caps
r10pez10: was about to purge lol
SoundGuy0dB: I haven’t tried the Aug yet, but loved it in counterstrike and had an airsoft version a while back
TheMadChicken: There are barters, tasks that want them, or just sell @mazrae
Tikosh_: still had caps on from sneaking at the end of last raid
DaSunao: @Mazrae We do tend to collect our friend's dogtags if we can. I once managed to get my own dogtag
TheMadChicken: I had a collection of sound guy tags couple wipes ago
EikoandMog: I just like the AUG because it's the Australian service rifle :D
Lord_Hosk: Hey El_Funko
VonShnigglewitz: @Lord_Hosk HAHAHAHA
RayFK: Jesus Hosk
SoundGuy0dB: Haha, I remember Chicken, haven’t tried playing with folk yet with the server changes
VonShnigglewitz: how dare you shoot me James!!!
EikoandMog: @Lord_Hosk I don't see what's wrong with this.
TheWriterAleph: Hosk LUL
SoundGuy0dB: We def had fun collections of tags
VonShnigglewitz: if Funko '"accidentally" shoots Serge he gets a free GPU
SoundGuy0dB: My legendary was 2x green gunpowder
pimiento: PrideWave elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Lord_Hosk: Legs broken in 3...2...
Kelderan: A wild Pim appears
VonShnigglewitz: doooo iiiitttttt
VonShnigglewitz: YOLO
VonShnigglewitz: yaaaasssss!!!!!
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
VonShnigglewitz: GAMER
Wondermoo: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
magical_girl_amelia: hi everyone, how are you going?
CaptainSpam: Our escape from Castle Tarkov is going well.
magical_girl_amelia: *eyes a mannequin butt* owo
EikoandMog: Double check your quest?
pyronils80: Hello and good evening! :) :) :)
magical_girl_amelia: quick, time to do your laundry
pyronils80: Greetings from the 2023! Greetings from good old Germany! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JadedCynic: yeah, the rain has tapered to a drizzle and we've had the snap-crackle-pop of private fireworks going off in all directions around us for the past 15 min...note that it is nowhere NEAR midnight here. #HugsForPetsAndVets
magical_girl_amelia: ah yeah i'm at 12:15pm in australia, very 2023
DoktorNik: wait.. is that abullpup?\
pimiento: @DoktorNik yes, it's an aug
EikoandMog: That's a ways away from you, iirc.
Kuolar: The last one is down near fallen crane, according to the map I found
RayFK: That company went out of business
RayFK: They did planes
Tikosh_: Sparja and Concordia are in the bottom left of that map
Tikosh_: concordia is just next to this market
Mazrae: mid west area it looks like on the map
MWGNZ: there's 2 sparja
ElleHarribel: Pinewood is next to this
ElleHarribel: Not concordia
Tikosh_: ooh.. 2 sparja.. whoops
pimiento: this.. is.. (the other) sparja!
KidAmn: "challenge accepted"
CompSciJedi: I mean, they absolutely CAN shoot you all...
pimiento: can and will!
ElleHarribel: Isn't this sniper danger
MWGNZ: @KidAmn "chambers an artillery shell"
ElleHarribel: Yeah
ElleHarribel: Sorry I was too slow
pimiento: hahaha
Wilcroft: "they can't shoot us all"
Eywind: "They can't shoot all of us"
Wilcroft: that was a lie
pimiento: tqsRIP
JadedCynic: that was a killbox
TehAmelie: we did not go to space today :x
RockPusher: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkSad
ElleHarribel: That's the northern edge of the map
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie well, fragments of them might have ;)
ElleHarribel: The exfil is in the metro under there
pimiento: oh is that the extract that needs you to fire a green flare?
MWGNZ: @pimiento i think they were running from the green flare extract along the road to underpass
pimiento: ahh ok
Mazrae: Serge why do you keep storing stuff in your butt
Tikosh_: can someone feed the bot with all those out of context quotes xD
ElleHarribel: I kinda hate the border sniper mechanic
ElleHarribel: For me it's mostly the utter lack of explanation anywhere in the game
ElleHarribel: If you didn't watch streams or youtube you'd have no idea
chaostreader: I think it would be better if the snipers gave a warning shot.
ElleHarribel: Oh no I've played for like 8 wipes
ElleHarribel: I just think it's one of the worse gamedesign decisions
MWGNZ: in tarkov you will die
RayFK: That's meeee
manfred909: game to love from afar
Spanked42: I like this game but I have to play by myself cause it drives my friend's anxiety through the roof
Kelderan: For me playing alone is a very very different but, equally nice vibe
Spanked42: oh man I may have to do that
Kelderan: Well, Tarkov "nice"
EikoandMog: I kinda like ratting around but it's a lot.
RayFK: Listen to this shill Kappa
MWGNZ: tarkov is also on sale for the next few days
LordZarano: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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MWGNZ: @RayFK gotta respect the game partner hustle
ElleHarribel: I feel like ratting or playing quiet is the scariest thing, I have no idea how people do it
ElleHarribel: I run and gun as emotional praxis
Spanked42: yeah but w/ edge of darkness you can play offline with friendos lol
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Tikosh_: I played it for like a week and then got EOD.. still really bad at the game after 5 years or so :D
SoundGuy0dB: Yeah EOD is a great investment but only if you plan to stick with it
SoundGuy0dB: Heh, same @tikosh_
Spanked42: @Tikosh_ I started off with EOD - have been playing since Reserve was first introduced. I am also still REAL bad
Robot_Bones: left SIDE of the road
SoundGuy0dB: What are they used for?
SoundGuy0dB: I lest one to a death earlier today
Tikosh_: profile says I got the game on 27.01.18 and upgraded to EOD on 05.02.18 | missed christmas stuff by like a week or so. believe it was just after the shoreline extension
SoundGuy0dB: Lost*
gundamschwing: In the words of Zac De La Rocha, "I think I heard a scav."
Lord_Hosk: Were did I get into?\
Lord_Hosk: I just heard "who let Lord Hosk into my..."
pimiento: that is definitely a car that someone could ride in the boot in
EikoandMog: I feel like I need to play this more but I get frustrated when I die.
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SoundGuy0dB: Yeah feel the pain @eikoandmog
VonShnigglewitz: great progress today i'd say
pimiento: @EikoandMog yea sometimes you just gotta breathe and take a break
Spanked42: @EikoandMog keep playing. The game will eventually beat you down and you won't care anymore
RockPusher: Thank you all lrrSHINE
SoundGuy0dB: Was fun start to 2023
Vanbael: Thank you for the stream everyone, it helped passed the time for this new year's eve
Wondermoo: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Lord_Hosk: uhhhhh One more?
Vanbael: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SnackPak_: lrrSHINE
pimiento: several more one mores?
pyronils80: Happy New Year! Have a nice transition to the year 2023! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MWGNZ: learmning was done
chrono2x: braven10HEX braven10HEX braven10HEX tonight
Tikosh_: Serge lost his GPU*
Tikosh_: oh yeah
Tikosh_: forgot for a moment that BSG didn't disable them in the container
JadedCynic: Have a Happy New Year, and cya in 2023!
pimiento: oh neato
Arclight_Dynamo: The Dark Anthology Picture-Show.
JadedCynic: oh wow!
pimiento: those are fun
SoundGuy0dB: Nice, it has a different co-op mechanics this time
Furvias subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
Furvias: 60 months, wow that is like 59 months more then 1 month
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JadedCynic: wait the WHOLE anthology? that's like six fair-length games...
SoundGuy0dB: Well a bit different
Nigouki: Happy New Year and Thanks for the stream!
El_Funko: happy new year everyone
laikagoat: fionLove lrrSHINE zoeyParty
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the stream, James. HNY.
pimiento: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
TheWriterAleph: Happy New Year everyone!
VonShnigglewitz: Happy New Years!!!!!!!
Wondermoo: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Robot_Bones: We are stuck in the Past... past... past....
nebulosDisconcertion: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Phailhammer: cya :)
SnowBuddy18: if you're in Newfoundland, only 2 hours
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming. Have a Happy New Year!
TehAmelie: hoppy nou yeer
JadedCynic: o/
SoundGuy0dB: Later all
pyronils80: gn8
Lord_Hosk: play this year by the mountain goats on loop
LoadingReadyRun: Furvias thanks so much for the resub!
DaSunao: lrrFINE