Sethalidos: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Melatonin) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1m from now).
Sethalidos: so close
Mischievous_Catgeist: PopCorn GlitchCat
RockPusher: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Melatonin) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (0s ago).
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: eyyyyy
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RockPusher: tqsSip
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes
Mischievous_Catgeist: lrrSIG lrrARROWS
mtvcdm: Yo
ritchards: Me-lat-o-nin? Mel-at-on-in?
DEATHlikescats: Yay I am excited for melatonin
Juliamon: I'm hoping Two Melatonin comes up before the countdown finishes
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon :D
Juliamon: (I don't think it will though)
DEATHlikescats: It would be perfect though
Sunmare_Dragon37: Happy New year Chat
DEATHlikescats: Happy New Year! May it be more hopeful than the last
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RockPusher: gabyLul
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TheWriterAleph: LUL
Acromonk subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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PMAvers: And now it's time for the Shadow Anime Rundown, for the rebuttal.
ButButTheJesus: about the what now
RockPusher: I thought Ian might have opinions on that
PlayFramePlus: hellooooooo <3
PlayFramePlus: yep!
SAJewers: Question: Since this is New Years Day, does this make Rhythm Cafe a New Years Levee?
HeroSheep_TerrisH20: it was a Durmin only stream.
PlayFramePlus: happy new year! you've picked a good rhythm game
PharaohBender27: :D
SkylerRingtail: I got the Day 1 Covid x.x
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Mischievous_Catgeist: my new drop had a virus i want a refund
Marunasan: Happy New Year
DEATHlikescats: Gotta VPN the good good
Mischievous_Catgeist: @SkylerRingtail same!
kusinohki: I'm waiting for the new year to go on sale...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I've still got some bugs from the end of last year, hoping for some fixes to that before work on tuesday
mtvcdm: I could stand to play through fall and then winter is just a cutscene and then it's spring
laundreydhull: LUL
mtvcdm: Tingle turns out to be a very good tipper. He was just tossing around thousands of rupees.
RealGamerCow: I made char siu bao tonight
DEATHlikescats: The liminal it’s is much less now
GapFiller: mtvcdm speak for yrlsn a whole game of winter is my jam
mtvcdm: Tingle single-handedly keeps the cafe's food stocks going for months.
paulina_the_luna: Have fun playfr3Heart I'm going to sleep
Magicpokey: Funny Enough this is the First Rhythm Cafe I've caught live! I'm super stoked!
adambomb625: Happy New Year LRR
LurkerSpine: 1 CAD = 1.08 AUD
PharaohBender27: lrrIAN does a good newsreel announcer voice
RockPusher: no-one show Ian the effect on the go-xlr that does the old-timey tinny sound
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It is a very good voice
ritchards: Skeletor!
flapjacksofwar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
flapjacksofwar: Happy New Year and I hope 2023 brings you lots of new Rhythms!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, flapjacksofwar! (Today's storm count: 26)
TheWriterAleph: "Don't SLEEP on this new adventuah!"
PharaohBender27: @RockPusher Counterpoint: Show him that button NOW
mtvcdm: This is 100% a game Heather picks
RealGamerCow: It's a Rhythm Heaven child
Juliamon: You also didn't tweet
GapFiller: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [2h ago] @loadingreadyrun> If you missed our Christmas special on Dec 24th, it’s now up on YouTube, with some subtle improvements! | Please enjoy this hour of sketch comedy nonsense. | ||
RockPusher: lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: Nor have you tooted!
mtvcdm: !mastodon
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Juliamon: Very loud game
Rourke9: Huh, for some reason I thought you folks had played the demo! Someone else must’ve
asthanius: Boxing Day was last year
LordZarano: 1.03 CAD = 100 JPY
Mysticman89: not that that stops the boxing (day? week? month?) sales
CaptainSpam: pls no metric calendar
DaxStrife: I think that happens to most people between Xmas and New Yers.
CaptainSpam: The French tried that once.
mtvcdm: They did that in the metric calendar
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tuck yourselves in 'cause it's time to GO TO SLEEP! The Rhythm Cafe is back online playing Melatonin! 📷 ||
asthanius: that would be bad for people who need medical attention, for example. but i like the moxie
PMAvers: We could call it like a... golden week... or something.
asthanius: Heather "Is France a country" Dery
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
Invitare: Chat also famously thinks Africa is a country
mtvcdm: According to the French Republican calendar, today is Clay Day
DEATHlikescats: Oh Chinese Taipei?
mtvcdm: The French Republican new year is actually in the middle of September
DEATHlikescats: As the Olympics call it?
LurkerSpine: the handheld steamer
mtvcdm: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Mysticman89: I think there was a setting for the shake
FormOfSquirrel: There was definitely a setting for that, yeah.
RealGamerCow: I *do* like the color border on the edge telling you how you did
kusinohki: is there a rythem game that requires imprecise timing??
wedge_x subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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asthanius: Oh no this is gonna be rhythm twister
NomenNeminis subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months!
NomenNeminis: Just FYI: Rhythm Cafe remains my favorite LRR stream lrrHEART
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offbeatwitch: trombone champ
mtvcdm: This is Tibby's house!
Mysticman89: dude had one bite of a burger, one bite of pizza, and one bite of a donut
RealGamerCow: The donuts are tough in this one
mtvcdm: Oh yeah this is a Rhythm Cafe game through and through
NomenNeminis: This art style looks familiar, but I can't place it.
mtvcdm: Sir? Sir. Stop vomiting pizza at us.
NomenNeminis: Yeah, I do not want ANY food FIRED into my mouth at high velocity...
mtvcdm: We're carrying a fork and knife as... ballast?
asthanius: Oh okay so this IS Rhythm Heaven.
NomenNeminis: Now I really want to hear a cat yell: BAH BAH BAH BUM
DEATHlikescats: Pastel lofi Rythm heaven.
mtvcdm: Who uses a fork and knife to eat a donut, this is a NIGHTMARE
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
RealGamerCow: Not this person, he's taking them straight to the dome
RejjeN: That's a SMUG pizza
CaptainSpam: @mtvcdm Well, this person clearly isn't. The knife and fork don't come into it at all. :p
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Ian! Hi Heather! hi chat
asthanius: I can't wait until we get to the Space Dancers
NomenNeminis: The knife and fork are just there for moral support.
mtvcdm: The last one around here who ate donuts in a dream did it by squeezing them out of a bag
RealGamerCow: also I beleive that's a can opener
NomenNeminis: Or symbols of the person's authority?
TheWriterAleph: borger!
ghyllnox: Seems like the knife and fork are used to direct the food, like an airplane
RejjeN: this is a weird game xD
mtvcdm: Also, note how our head *increases in size* briefly every time we eat something
Nimiphi: vibin so hard
ogier300 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
ogier300: Best way to start a new year is LRR.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ogier300! (Today's storm count: 29)
cyanMu42: sussy sustenance
mtvcdm: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out for the full catalog.
Boon_33: Consume!
RealGamerCow: Little tip on this one, the response starts when the $$$$ is full.
mtvcdm: We're plucking onions on Rodeo Drive
mtvcdm: The magnetic strip on that card has got to be *fried*
SkylerRingtail: I like how the relative heights of the shelves correspond to on and off beats
DEATHlikescats: This is really satisfying
UntapUpkeepScrawww: Mildly concerned about this guys credit score
TheWriterAleph: just how many enormous diamonds does one person need? they might need some professional help
adept_nekomancer: Who needs this many watches?
Mysticman89: as long as he pays it off promptly it could be a good
PMAvers: The working at a convention booth experience
mtvcdm: If you can see the price tag you can't afford it
DEATHlikescats: This is a craft fairs and each item is from a different booth
UntapUpkeepScrawww: Also mildly concerned about the shopping bags. Some of those have seen things
PharaohBender27: It's a dream, Ian! It doesn't have to make sense!
jibkat: shoot with the right gun!
adept_nekomancer: I'm guessing the right gun is for off beat guys
asthanius: the right gun is decorative
UntapUpkeepScrawww: The blocks just keep falling, and I'm never getting a line piece
mtvcdm: You can't have Tetris dreams. Dreams rely on imagination and the Tetris Guidelines don't allow for that.
NomenNeminis: @jibkat Now I can't not see than :(
jibkat: Sorry
BusTed: Possibly jean zombies.
LordZarano: On their table, PS5, PS4, Switch, XBox series...
mtvcdm: The right gun's for the off beats it looks like
jibkat: well the off beat gun was correct smart guess adept_nekomancer
mtvcdm: Ohhhh they took the reticle away
PMAvers: This definitely feels like it could be a BGC track from the break screen
Mysticman89: The guns appear to extert recoil on the user which is interesting
NomenNeminis: And really poorly-hung posters
SaxPython: is anyone else a little worried that we're going to have a bad trip. I'm worried about can of beans crows
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: I'm sure everything here would translate perfectly to a mobile gacha game.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hey heather hey ian hows the games today?
DEATHlikescats: Just the right sorts hard mode. Not harmful but satisfying
NomenNeminis: Is this the rare rhythm game without a combo stat (that we can see, at least)?
mtvcdm: Oh God get off of Twitter
mtvcdm: !clip
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BusTed: Hah.
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lrrHERE lunarj1Fangs
SkylerRingtail: Ahahaha this game is delightful
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Ian you self chose to play technology on hard mode
mtvcdm: !discord
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Earthenone: wait until ads start, then jump platforms
Travilogue: I have so much trouble with the timing on this level
RealGamerCow: Travilogue me too, I miss so many
mtvcdm: Twitter, YouTube, Reddit, Tiktok, Instagram, Twitch...
RealGamerCow: espeically the triple jumps
Pseudonymn: early, early, early, early, early, perfect
mtvcdm: I'm surprised they used the actual logos.
Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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SaxPython: sky yeet
adept_nekomancer: @mtvcdm Probably counts under fair use?
ghyllnox: To be fair, you don't really get followers on Discord
HoloTheWiseWolf_: wheres the slack notifications
adambomb625: uhh
mtvcdm: I would have thought they'd use some poorly-disguised stand-ins.
CaptainSpam: Yeah, these seem to be logos that might get them in trouble later.
Peter200lx subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 74 months!
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Abelzumi: Happy new year! Just saw the highlights, really happy to have you guys around
Rourke9: Well, it is a dream!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the audio for a notification has the be copy protected as well right?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: to
SquidVorb: are they allowed to use those logos?
offbeatwitch: yeah the logos are fine
jibkat: they are offbrand logos
baskwalla: This game looks so good
jibkat: the sanics of social media
CaptainSpam: You're getting a LOT of earlies, oddly...
Painfully_Dyslexic: I got rid of all my social media best thing I ever did
mtvcdm: Note: at no point is this person considering jumping onto Facebook.
Earthenone: i guess she is an early adopter
SkylerRingtail: @mtvcdm Good. >_>
jibkat: facebook is a final boss
HoloTheWiseWolf_: as it should be
Earthenone: we now have more followers than there are humans on earth btw
Mysticman89: more followers than people on earth. They're really makin it
SquidVorb: @mtvcdm or LinkedIn
adept_nekomancer: 27 billion is probably too many followers
mtvcdm: 46 billion followers. We became the main character of the Internet and have to try again.
McGurganatorZX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
McGurganatorZX: It's sleepy games time melatonin
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, McGurganatorZX! (Today's storm count: 31)
ANeMzero: pretty sure this is a nightmare.
Mazrae: i found myself keeping in time like i was back in highschool marching band
GDwarble: "You have more followers than there are people on Earth", isn't that the plot of one of the Macrosses? :P
Pseudonymn: extremely in tune
Sarah_Serinde: Poor tumblr :D
mtvcdm: Tumblr is just a lowercase T
NomenNeminis: @Mazrae
Earthenone: of all these twitch is the only one i have an account on
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yea its not a good idea to step on tic tok
Earthenone: though i watch a lot of youtube
Alex_Frostfire: I have a YouTube by virtue of having a Google.
NomenNeminis: @Earthenone Likewise!
SpoonfullOfSugar: My new app is called Qumbler\
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Toutube
CaptainSpam: Twitter, Twitch, TikTok, TouTube, Tinstagram, Teddit, Tacebook/Teta...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Tace Book
ButButTheJesus: TaterT0T
mtvcdm: Discord, Twitch, Mastodon... I suppose a lightly-used Tumblr now, definitely not Twitter anymore.
SquidVorb: Tastodon
mtvcdm: Mastodon's is an M inside of a speech bubble.
SharpCookies: it looks like jumping on those logos would be fun...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: tinstagram sounds like a soldering social networs
SquidVorb: There's the 'm' logo and the elephant thing
SquidVorb: for Mastodon
DEATHlikescats: Beej, early mastodon adopter
Earthenone: i thought M and N were nintendo exclusive letters
SkylerRingtail: @SharpCookies In spiky boots
NomenNeminis: If anyone is confused about what Ian and Heather are talking about (e.g. "bunny jumping on whales") I encourage you to look up "Rhythm Heaven" on the LoadingReadyLive channel and enjoy! :D
jibkat: watch out for the folks on piranha
DEATHlikescats: Tapir is a T word tho
RealGamerCow: Tapir: strictly output to ticker tape machines
mtvcdm: Djibouti
adept_nekomancer: We'd eventually end up with a platform just called "goat".
PharaohBender27: Deutschland
SaxPython: @mtvcdm masterful
Earthenone: lrrGOAT
SquidVorb: is available for $30 if anyone wants it
mtvcdm: Remix time!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we all know what happens when you dream of water
Juliamon: This is the "in case you had *any* doubts of the inspiration here" point
SonofThoth: Since part of this is gathering followers, would it make this the Sub ocean
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ok this is great
Mysticman89: as long as the cib companies can't copyright strike my dreams
Mysticman89: cib? big
mtvcdm: (Happy Public Domain Day, unless you're in Canada, in which case, sorry)
frogomb: Swiping the card seems out of place. No chip?No tap?
Articerile: Yeah! I saw that the US has Metropolis in the public domain!
jess_a_messs: <message deleted>@loadingreadyrun lmost bitch slapped my friend for saying treasure planet is basically one peice
offbeatwitch: @frogomb swipe & sign is very common in america
offbeatwitch: your card probably supports it though
Juliamon: America refuses to get with the times
Sarah_Serinde: Canada got the chip and tap option a long time before the US
frogomb: I'm an American
PharaohBender27: @frogomb Swiping is *less* common recently, but it's still there
NomenNeminis: @frogomb And chip wouldn't work well with the rhythm. Tap, though... Oh, and yes--this is a dream.
Juliamon: I feel I am always shopping at places with "NO CHIP" labels stuck on the terminals
r10pez10: fish and no chip :(
PharaohBender27: @frogomb I've mostly done chip reader, but every so often the machine will go "CHIP MALFUNCTION" and I have to swipe instead
adept_nekomancer: @r10pez10 If I have to scan a fish to buy things, the economy has gone seriously wrong
mtvcdm: Dream League notes: "Work on your fundamentals."
Bruceski: Chip works on stores here, but I've never gotten tap to work right
Mysticman89: wait, he ate the bugfer
HoloTheWiseWolf_: and can we feed a vegi to a farm animal
jibkat: now its real life
offbeatwitch: mood
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Juliamon: ow ow ow
Earthenone: that cup is dangerous
mtvcdm: That man's neck is dead
RealGamerCow: They are young, they don't know regret
mtvcdm: !clip
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Mazrae: that neck is dead for the next day or so
Bruceski: Why is it so easy to doze off on the arm like that compared to how terrible it feels?
RealGamerCow: oh punching robot time?
NomenNeminis: The punching bag and the protein jars have faces!!!
mtvcdm: The protein powder on top of the lockers looks so ANGRY
adept_nekomancer: That smug punching bag
jibkat: the punching bag likes to watch
aiamethyst: I'm getting space channel 5 vibes from this level
HoloTheWiseWolf_: look at that smug puinching bag
Mischievous_Catgeist: i wanna hit that punching bag
NomenNeminis: There is a ghost using the equipment to the left...
SaxPython: This makes me want to do squats with Cloud
CaptainSpam: The poster in the back that just says "PROTEIN!".
DEATHlikescats: Sounds giving me parapa tha rappa vibes
jibkat: the rhino pills are sleeping
Earthenone: i guess we want to ruin the rest of our body, neck while sleeping back while training
Invitare: It's the character's idea of a trainer, not an actual trainer
Boon_33: the key is to lift in a sudden jerking motion
NomenNeminis: Because of the resemblance, I just assumed the buffer character was what the PC wanted to be, physically.
Juliamon: His dream trainer is "him but buff"
SaxPython: yo Banger alert
SaxPython: CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat
Juliamon: Don't love the eyes the bag is giving us
jibkat: alissa3Dance alissa3Dance alissa3Dance
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh hey top left those straps indicate what to do
mtvcdm: PROTEIN!
cyanMu42: It's meant to be a puncheable face
adept_nekomancer: "Yourself but buff" would actually be an effective trainer, since they must have succeeded at some point to have become buff, I guess.
Mazrae: why does the weight machine have eyes too
NomenNeminis: And the weights on the machine to the left are splitting in half each time the camera pans away o_O
Pseudonymn: @Mazrae for judging
Mischievous_Catgeist: that bag is saying "bro do you even lift?"
PharaohBender27: @adept_nekomancer It would also allow you to decide, "Do I actually want to look that way?"
frogomb: Punchable face on the bag is brilliant
Invitare: the punching bag is very smug
SkylerRingtail: That punching bag has a fetish
SaxPython: lrrHAM
LurkerSpine: the protein jar with the tiny face is neat too
Mysticman89: a himbuff
CaptainSpam: Him butt buff. Him legs not so buff.
Earthenone: !y
jibkat: sooshChonk
Mischievous_Catgeist: i feel the ball was cheated out of a face
mtvcdm: Who stores their barbell on TOP of the lockers
betweenmyself: Also a few inches taller, because weight training.
adept_nekomancer: "Dream about geese"
NomenNeminis: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
Pseudonymn: @LurkerSpine don't mind me, I'm on that real angry protein today
UberDan1337: playfr3Honk playfr3Honk playfr3Honk
Mysticman89: The slippers are critical for acomfortable weight training experience
SaxPython: @UberDan1337 great emote!
Earthenone: thats why people always get tired
jibkat: Cross fitt is all about gimics
GDwarble: Tires on dumbells are a bit unusual
mtvcdm: Tires as weights aren't weird. The whole thing sitting on top of the lockers IS weird.
Gadora: A full axle seems a bit odd.
CaptainSpam: Oh, those are rings you're earning. They looked like paper clips for some reason.
frogomb: Crossfit is definitely a cult
NomenNeminis: The sweat drop when you mess up is kinda odd here, honestly. Like it's implying you wouldn't be sweating otherwise
SkylerRingtail: From one nightmare to the next
SkylerRingtail: Normal/Hard/Perfect?
RealGamerCow: ring is hard mode
mtvcdm: Stars are normal scoring. Rings are hard scoring.
CaptainSpam: Stars are normal mode, rings are hard mode.
frogomb: Crossfit might be genestealers. The hive fleet is coming
SaxPython: @frogomb FBtouchdown
HoloTheWiseWolf_: that book
Mischievous_Catgeist: the happy clipboard <3
NomenNeminis: Looks like the dream after this might have a different color palette
CaptainSpam: Spider-free workplace.
Juliamon: welcome to Joja
adept_nekomancer: At least all the clipboards look happy.
betweenmyself: *hears sound cue* riffScream AUGH!
Earthenone: all skeletons or spiders
mtvcdm: The calendar stares at you disapprovingly
SaxPython: work slippers looking comfy af
mtvcdm: These are all cubicle 10271.
Invitare: the other side is 16273
Mysticman89: all nexty to cubicle 16273
JohnLockeCole: oh I hate this
Invitare: which is interesting because I can never read text in my dreams
Invitare: it's just random giberish
NomenNeminis: So far, the only humans we've seen have all been the player character. That' interesting dream facet.
Earthenone: if your early your perfect and if your late your fired right? :P
Alex_Frostfire: Headset over hood is... maybe not the most effective?
NomenNeminis: @Invitare IIRC, that's a common way to tell if you're in a dream or reality--can you read any text/books?
PharaohBender27: God those modem noises take me back . . .
TheOtherKT: Was that the dialup sound?
Earthenone: headset over hood is great
PharaohBender27: @TheOtherKT Pretty sure it was, yeah
NomenNeminis: @Invitare Though I think some people (poets and writers) can generate some text in their dreams.
Invitare: yeah if I try to read anything I immediately realise I'm dreaming
DEATHlikescats: This endless tasks section really simulates the call center experience
betweenmyself: Headset over hood with mic bud up nose… You’ll be the call center MVP.
Travilogue: Oh, no, those aren't modem sounds, that is a tractor feed dot matrix printer.
SaxPython: who picks up all these pages from the printer. We ran out of paper back in practice.
PharaohBender27: @Travilogue I mean, there's an occasional modem noise, though
NomenNeminis: The notepad has a face. That is all.
Earthenone: calender also has a face :)
Earthenone: so does the outgoing
PharaohBender27: @Travilogue Namely, that noise right before the level finished
emboar2235: happy new year, fun organism fact, they discovered the largest water lily last year!
Juliamon: The next one is, appropriately, money
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
Travilogue: @Travilogue ah, didn't catch those
NomenNeminis: OK, so all the humans seem to be just the dreamer and there are a lot of animate objects.
SaxPython: @emboar2235 FBtouchdown
ritchards: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
r10pez10: i'm an animate object
Earthenone: !card animate object
LRRbot: Animate Object [4U] | Sorcery | You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.
Juliamon: also apparently bees play with little wooden balls, according to my news feed. That seems like a nice fact to start the year with.
NomenNeminis: @r10pez10 I didn't want to say "animate-but-normally-inanimate objects." (which could also describe many people, I suppose)
jessieimproved: that sounds right
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
SaxPython: proof by induction
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2624 patrons for a total of $20,510.76 per month.
FlargBlarg: ian, prepare for pain. this one is mean
PMAvers: *She* didn't eliminate all the other Heathers. The hitmen she hired, on the other hand...
NomenNeminis: !advice
LRRbot: Channel your inner buttsoft.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: who has coins these days
mtvcdm: Heather doesn't eliminate other Heathers. They may prove useful later.
NomenNeminis: Those coins are the size of crumpets!
Earthenone: who are we sitting on?
Earthenone: cat orb?
NomenNeminis: @Earthenone Giant piggy bank
NomenNeminis: @Earthenone Bobby, to his friends.
PMAvers: Turns out the whole Credit thing is horse-shit
RealGamerCow: If you use your credit too much, that will also ruin your credit. If you use your credit not enough, that will also ruin your credit
Earthenone: i have Schrödinger's credit, if i dont observe it it may or may not exist
SymphonicLolita: last time I looked at my credit score it told me my credit was bad because....I've never had a mortgage
ArdentSlacker: Credit scores were invented during my lifetime.
jibkat: what about the trillion dollar coin?
mtvcdm: We're getting enough to live it up at the vending machine
RealGamerCow: It's 100+ for 3 minutes? 2000 an hour?
RaemonDamon: Some of the coins were doubles, does that count as bonuses or commission?
mtvcdm: That's adding up
NomenNeminis: @SymphonicLolita Same. I keep getting flagged because I've never had a mortgage or loans. This seems counter-intuitive.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ok but keep in mind ian
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i dosent rain everyday
ArdentSlacker: Credit scores being invented in 1989 actually makes them within our lifetime for anyone over 33. (34 if you're remembering it's 2023 now)
mjiig: Days off are good for you
Earthenone: i live near seattle, this could be quite workable
adept_nekomancer: Oh man, coastal climates would suddenly be OP.
jibkat: the big pigga is watching you
HoloTheWiseWolf_: where credit scors invented soly to keep people out of the market?
NomenNeminis: I'm in semi-tropical area. In the summer, we get daily thunderstorms in the afternoon.
betweenmyself: Boots aren’t tucked up into his pant legs, gonna fill up with rain water. BibleThump
CaptainSpam: I don't see too many rhythm games depending on stereo sound, that's for sure.
ArdentSlacker: Some mighty high-capacity pockets, huh?
NomenNeminis: Dream pockets are the best pockets
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i wonder if there is a mono sound setting
HoloTheWiseWolf_: for those who have hearing issues
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
mtvcdm: Oh no, not Tinder
Earthenone: i too am sad everytime i remember that now kiss is no longer on the air
Bruceski: what are left and right hanmds used for here?
FlargBlarg: i too like a hot ass dating
NomenNeminis: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ The tutorial mentioned accessibility options, so maybe?
SaxPython: FBtouchdown SabaPing FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: but what if I want to date the robot
mtvcdm: Sleeping
Earthenone: !findquote robot
LRRbot: Quote #3838: "Put your thing away, you weird robot!" —Graham [2017-01-11]
PMAvers: Clearly they have Comcast internet.
CaptainSpam: Swipr
mtvcdm: We're in a dream, of course it's 4:07 AM
Earthenone: baseball time!
DahudLefthanded: I wanna date the alien
NomenNeminis: !findquote reject
LRRbot: Quote #1600: "Reject toxic masculinity, embrace taco masculinity." —Cameron [2016-01-17]
Violentfrog: 3 rules for dating my teenage robots, aliens or sentient poops
TheWriterAleph: @Violentfrog didn't Nick Fury say that?
Violentfrog: lol
DahudLefthanded: !findquote swipe
LRRbot: Quote #1947: "We're going to swipe right on not dying of exposure." —Alex [2016-02-23]
RealGamerCow: sneaky!
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what do you look for in a match?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1923: "I'm looking for old guys..." —Paul [2016-02-22]
mtvcdm: Well you do you
SymphonicLolita: nice
NomenNeminis: Zero misses!
Violentfrog: pretty much perfect
NomenNeminis: No "good enough" here!
NomenNeminis: !findquote marriage
LRRbot: Quote #7542: "Marriage is mostly about respect...and tax breaks." —Wheeler [2021-03-24]
LathosTiran: !qdb
LRRbot: Quote database:
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Obey.
CaptainSpam: Has not moved from that couch in three nights.
laundreydhull: Obey what?
adept_nekomancer: "Dream about leg cramps"
FormOfSquirrel: You can set timers through Google!
serramarkov: Neck is still attached, could be worse!
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:20 PM
laundreydhull: Infinity Terms?
mtvcdm: Baseball!
Rourke9: Does this person own a bed, do you think?
SymphonicLolita: ohno melty clocks
adept_nekomancer: We're... smashing clocks?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: smash time in its dumb face
SaxPython: anyone else getting tiny tunes vibes?
Painfully_Dyslexic: what is this on?
NomenNeminis: We're here to smash our personal best time!
abadcat: a whole new ball game, perhaps
SaxPython: toons*
RonaldMcDownload subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, RonaldMcDownload! (Today's storm count: 32)
Ukon_Cairns: this reminds me of the time.
SquareDotCube: "My brother was Cave Johnson"
NomenNeminis: @Ukon_Cairns :D
CaptainSpam: You're letting too much clock get through! Apparently!
SaxPython: that was a ball, Ump
Spritz_T: the hold seems unnecessarily complicated
betweenmyself: Something something FLCL pennyWhat
NomenNeminis: @SaxPython Actually, I believe that was a clock. ...I'll see myself out.
SaxPython: @nomenneminis FBtouchdown
NomenNeminis: @SaxPython Haha. I think that's a different sport, though. :D
Earthenone: its nice that they depict time as a flat cirlce
SaxPython: #JeremyBearamy
CaptainSpam: Looks like misses, including misclicks, decrease your score-o-meter.
NomenNeminis: Great, now remember all this for the remix. :p
NomenNeminis: Hard is a faster tempo, seems like.
mjiig: This level almost feels like it might be easier not looking at the screen
Earthenone: thats how a lot of rythem games are :)
Earthenone: you use either sounds or memorization
e_bloc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 59 month streak!
e_bloc: this is deeply satisfying
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, e_bloc! (Today's storm count: 33)
RealGamerCow: I like that they do the fade out like the baseball game in RH
Momma_Shark_Sasha: So does this game eventually put one to sleep?
Momma_Shark_Sasha: ok was joking but this is pretty comfy music
Earthenone: thats the sign of a healthy psyche
NomenNeminis: !quote Heather
LRRbot: Quote #8152: "Everything we do is on purpose, whether we do it on purpose or not." —Heather [2022-07-31]
NomenNeminis: Wait, THIS isn't the "Time" minigame?
SaxPython: oh no. do not like
SaxPython: lrrHERE lrrHERE
CaptainSpam: Look in to the eyes of your MIND!
NomenNeminis: <o> <o>
kusinohki: chat, you are getting sleepy. when you wake you'll have no memory of this, but you will be compeeled to watch rythem cafe every week...
JohnLockeCole: As someone who finds sweaters to be just *stupidly* uncomfortable basically everything about our character's aesthetic choices are kind of wild to me
JohnLockeCole: especially in their own dreams
SaxPython: I feel like the music and pendulum are out of sync. I just can't.
mtvcdm: You are getting very sleepy- oh wait
NomenNeminis: Someone's practicing their arpeggios
ritchards: do you see better with 1 or 2, 3 or 4?
mjiig: You're somehow very sleepy in an extremely active way
SaxPython: @ritchards lol
NomenNeminis: @mjiig I think that's REM sleep!
NomenNeminis: @mjiig Or Finals Week.
PharaohBender27: NGL, I'm not sure if I can be hypnotized, though I've never seriously tried
NomenNeminis: @PharaohBender27 Are you suurree you've never seriously tried? Kappa
adept_nekomancer: Are they passengers or fuel?
DahudLefthanded: this ship is powered by human sacrifice
JohnLockeCole: @PharaohBender27 I'm extremely natrually resistant, just too much multithreading in my normal brain process, same reason I can't sleep, *but* I do find hypnosis audio to fairly decent background sound to try and sleep to
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
SaxPython: !kt
LRRbot: The Crew are getting into WH40K Kill Team! ┤ Ben: Adeptus Custodes ║ Cameron: Chaos Traitor Guard ║ Cori: Aeldari Harlequins ║ Ian: Tau Pathfinders + Stealth Suits ║ Jacob: Orkz ├ Full lists are at
PMAvers: Well, it depends, if you consider the rocket being flown by the billionaires and the people are just fuel so they can go to space...
SquidVorb: shhhh
SquidVorb: they don't need to kneo
SaxPython: planet sized 3d printer
SquidVorb: know*
Earthenone: speaking of people just being fuels for bilionaries to go to space, remember you may have a twitch prime sub laying around!
betweenmyself: Rockets are all stored in the Geofront… Get in the rocket, Shinji.
SquareDotCube: like some screwed up version of 400,000 AD from HG Wells Time Machine
NomenNeminis: For the world is hollow. And I have sprayed exhaust flames all over the sky.
JohnLockeCole: I wonder if all those people are wearing the same read sweater just with a Bowl on their heads?
kusinohki: weird thought - this makes me wish I could find players for "One False Step for Mankind" ...
PharaohBender27: @JohnLockeCole Huh. Seems slightly akin to how unless I'm dead tired, I can't fall asleep unless I have some video playing at low volume
SaxPython: @johnlockecole 100%
NomenNeminis: @JohnLockeCole So far, all of the humans have been the player character. I'm trying not to psychoanalyze.
Earthenone: @kusinohki that sounds like a tabletop game about faking a moonlanding
RockPusher: Oh, hey, a space shuttle that has fast turnaround time - is this NASA dreaming? lrrBEEJ
adept_nekomancer: They're 3D-printing these shuttles in some sort of underground bunker
kusinohki: @earthenone close. it's a James Ernest boardgame about launching rockets for moonlanding in 1880, all to become governor of california (because that's just 1 step away from becoming president you know)
NomenNeminis: Humans are a terrible building material. So inconsistent! The quality control is non-existant.
mtvcdm: You will not go to space today
RockPusher: Rockets are traditionally fairly hard lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: !findquote space
LRRbot: Quote #1948: "Why do we have a VHS cassette in space?" —Alex [2016-02-23]
RealGamerCow: as hard as RH rocket game
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ian and spaceships dont mix
adept_nekomancer: There's relatively few cues in this game, so you only get a few mistakes before you're out of 2-star territory, it looks like
NomenNeminis: Hey, how is Kerbel doing these days?
kusinohki: "it's not like this is rocket science" - I'll show myself out...
RockPusher: I mean, some rockets were quite floppy if they lost pressurisation in their propellant tanks
adept_nekomancer: @NomenNeminis There's a sequel releasing relatively soon, if I recall correctly.
NomenNeminis: @NomenNeminis Cool!
Earthenone: 2 stars!
Earthenone: the fabled good enough
RockPusher: lrrGOAT
SaxPython: PogChamp
NomenNeminis: lrrGOAT there!
SquidVorb: Yep, I have a Google Calendar set up to remind me lol
SquidVorb: I don't even know if I have the hardware to play it
RealGamerCow: KSP has been out for like 6 years now
RealGamerCow: it's not super heavy unless you build some monster rockets
RockPusher: awww - can't find any hits for "floppy rocket" on the NTRS
RockPusher: and floppy is just piles of stuff about floppy disks
Earthenone: !findquote nature
LRRbot: Quote #4676: "I am an elf and I am in touch with the spirit of nature and the spirit of nature says we look delicious!" —Kathleen, as Morra [2018-02-12]
kusinohki: "is you rocket floppy? just take this pill..."
SaxPython: #PleaseNoCrows
mtvcdm: Time to stomp that farming
SquidVorb: That sound is upsetting
mtvcdm: Stretch out your neck!
RockPusher: !birb
NomenNeminis: Or fill bots
NomenNeminis: Neither do they, Ian.
SymphonicLolita: "I'm a thirsty little flower..."
NomenNeminis: (like the way that they open up)
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
mtvcdm: Ian
HoloTheWiseWolf_: well atleast you avoided a moist joke ian
PMAvers: Water: It's the drink plants crave
kusinohki: do plants get drunk if you water them with beer??
NomenNeminis: These seedlings are planted in the ground! How precise does this watering really need to be?!
SecretShibaSociety: It has to be perfect
NomenNeminis: @kusinohki I don't know, but putting out small dishes of beer is a great way to catch and kill slugs!
SecretShibaSociety: These are special seedlings
ritchards: lrrSPOOP
jibkat: lrrSPOOPY
SaxPython: Feed Me Seymour
adept_nekomancer: Oh, taking away the drip prompts is rude.
LordZarano: Are we the water in the can?
NomenNeminis: Are we all of it at once?
mtvcdm: So if you would like to help LRR experience a ceaseless drip feed, consider supporting the Patreon.
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2624 patrons for a total of $20,510.76 per month.
NomenNeminis: When you can't say anything nice, say something completely banal?
ritchards: how does this compare to Rhythm Heaven?
SaxPython: this is actively impossible. these mini games are so off pattern
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PST (19:01 from now).
NomenNeminis: @ritchards Many direct parallels have been drawn. (if you're asking about difficulty, I'm afraid I haven't played the game).
Earthenone: 2 stars!
SquareDotCube: well they are dreams
TheM8: Hard Sleep!
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
NomenNeminis: I'm still surprised that the minigame with the swinging pendulum where you have to press every beat ISN'T the "Time" minigame.
carmelbear94: What kind of game is this?
RockPusher: Adequancy!
TemporallyAwry: #GoodEnough PridePog
JohnLockeCole: Good Enough!
SaxPython: very impressive
Earthenone: !patreon
LRRbot: 2624 patrons for a total of $20,510.76 per month.
Earthenone: !store
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mtvcdm: !store
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mtvcdm: !youtube
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mtvcdm: !ytmember
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mtvcdm: !homestreams
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blackmagedude subscribed at Tier 1.
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RockPusher: tiltyhCheers tiltyhEXTREME
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Earthenone: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Mischievous_Catgeist: gremlins
ritchards: he's not on the schedule
Earthenone: he wasent on the calendLRR
Rourke9: Thanks for the stream 💜 it was very relaxing
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here:
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PST (18:56 from now).
SaxPython: Spooky Stories
Earthenone: tinker tailor soldier gunpla
ritchards: @Earthenone gunpla gunpla gunpla gunpla
jibkat: subs subs subs
Mischievous_Catgeist: i think it was just removed because i remember see wheeler on the schedule before the stream started
mtvcdm: Thanks for nothing
SaxPython: FBtouchdown NotLikeThis FBtouchdown
TemporallyAwry: Weekends go at the END
Earthenone: its almost like the week ends
MaladyDark: Sunday is the end of the week. Monday is the beggining
NomenNeminis: They stopped giving me the ability to watch ads for bits years ago :(
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Tanks for the stream
mtvcdm: Blame the French Republicans
Earthenone: !findquote calender
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NotCainNorAbel: James, he does scheduling
NomenNeminis: !findquote Calendar
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RockPusher: tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife
LurkerSpine: At least Monday is a holiday for some folks
ritchards: or Gregory, Ian
Phailhammer: cya :)
SaxPython: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always on fire.
jibkat: not anymore!
NotCainNorAbel: We can make up a story though right?
laundreydhull: what's a "Julian"?
jibkat: check the archives
LurkerSpine: Julian is a great Carlie Rae song
ritchards: it'll be impressive if that it in the comments given that is in the Twitch only portion...
JohnLockeCole: no comments to ask in, this is for us Goblins only
NotCainNorAbel: Julian is a friend of Gibb
JohnLockeCole: More a Freind of Pistachio really, Gibb just kind of goes along with it
laundreydhull: @notcainnorabel A New Muppet Friend!(?)
adambomb625: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PST (18:51 from now).
Earthenone: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #239: "Boy, is my butt tired." —Alex [2015-05-05]
letfireraindown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PST (18:43 from now).