beowuuf: title change. speed painting?
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Sethalidos: !next
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beowuuf: sergeHi and happy new year txc2 lrrHORN
TXC2: happy new year beowuuf
Earthenone: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #7630: "I can see from your character art that you have a lovely cloak." —Dale [2021-06-07]
Sethalidos: fun fact 2022 was the last year you can use two digits to write the year until 2111
beowuuf: curses, those calender number sellers are rubbing their greedy little hands in glee at our numerical misfortune. Curse our ancient date systems
TXC2: like many things, our calendar can be blamed on the Vatican
beowuuf: i appear to also have work tomorrow, i'm absolutely blaming the pope for that shit
TXC2: beowuuf clearly you aren't praying the work away Kappa
GapFiller: !next
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TXC2: GapFiller lrrHORN
beowuuf: huh, i've tried doing it and scheduling doing it and doing it outside of work hours, never thought about that. Darn, i did deserve what i got (work tomorrow)
beowuuf: also lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG nalvNote nalvNote nalvNote
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TXC2: "go speed painter, go speed painter, go speed painter GO!"
beowuuf: huh, twitch didn't trigger for me. Thanks lrrSIG
iris_of_ether: Hello yes I hear it's club time??
TXC2: iris_of_ether it sure is
beowuuf: oh no, is cori all alone, all alone, in her time of need?
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corianderd: you got it
GapFiller: beowuuf well no she has us
Sethalidos: is hort tiem?
beowuuf: nah, we long ago left with the cup
TXC2: Cori isn't alone, she has us lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
iris_of_ether: *synth and horn solo*
beowuuf: refresh if not see hort teime
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: horse!
TehAmelie: yaay
TXC2: Hello Cori
beowuuf: happy new year cori! lrrHORN
TehAmelie: hello hello
iris_of_ether: hello~
GapFiller: we ever gotten a table of who drew which horse in the intro
DarkMorford: Happy new year, Cori!
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Meltalar: is this a Cori? yes it is!
TXC2: a time, a place, a concept, an idea!
beowuuf: going hard in the paint?
iris_of_ether: Oh I am here for this
beowuuf: admit it, this is an excuse to paint warhamms quickly for next kill team :p
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eddieatthegov: (Kosh voice) We have always been here.
TXC2: are they live ?
beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN txc2
accountmadeforants: Speed is a pathway to abilities some consider to be upsetting.
TXC2: thanks beowuuf
beowuuf: loopin'? are they wolf bee? oof, no, that was a terrible stretch
TXC2: accountmadeforants wow, you just don't get dolly zooms in anime anymore :p
beowuuf: escher3BEE sergeScience
TXC2: sounds ok
beowuuf: good
iris_of_ether: escher3BEE escher3ANGRY escher3BEE
beowuuf: oh no, the bees will get old very quickly... then will get hysterical if we can just power through :p
Nuurgle: five finger discount
beowuuf: aww
iris_of_ether: they're so wee!
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 You can only do dolly zooms on days where dragons are real.
SpacePotato01: Why even open it, just swallow it whole it's so tiny.
accountmadeforants: The refreshing taste of SMOL!
SpacePotato01: it's basically a pill
beowuuf: oh noes
accountmadeforants: What stretches do JoJo's do before they ORAORAORA? I'd recommend those
TXC2: "twinged my neck" the thing they don't tell will happen to you as an adult :p
beowuuf: when you hear about people pulling their back out, you assume it was because they tried to do something silly, rather than, you know, breath quickly
Nuurgle: or sleep slightly different
Juliamon: yeah, throwing your back out just... happens
TXC2: beowuuf or just stand up, or look up to their left :p
Nuurgle: the images are already identical, what more is there to do?
beowuuf: i've finally shifted some sort of weird pulled muscle under my arm that's hurt for like a month, and at best i think i got it by *checks notes* using my mouse
TXC2: leeeeaf!
beowuuf: i am a leaf on the wind, watch how i BEES
Mollylele: what is the Bee P M on this mix
TXC2: Hello Mollylele
beowuuf: it's all colours yet none, the queen tahkisis of colours if you will
Rourke9: such speedy painting!
beowuuf: gotta paint fast tails, gotta paint fast
TXC2: pencils down
Rourke9: it looks great!
Nuurgle: hands down, pencils up
TXC2: "when you name a thing, you control that thing"
beowuuf: what's in a name, a stone by any other name would be smol and just as sweet
Mysticman89: folder 1 is a perfectly cromulent name
beowuuf: art!
Nuurgle: is that a Big picture?
TXC2: it's Ready, Steady, Art vs Can't Art, Won't Art
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beowuuf: my brain came up wit hthe name with ain't neigh hurrylot and won't let it go :(
TXC2: beowuuf I'm so sorry
beowuuf: it's unworkshoppable but my brain wants it to work so badly for some reason :p
TXC2: too hot for Art
beowuuf: flames!
TXC2: I swear Ian says Huggies on that last one
beowuuf: i would put nothing past him, especailly at DB
beowuuf: just time for another coke
beowuuf: only to be unleashed on poor unsuspecting twitch chat, go it :p
beowuuf: *got
TXC2: "it's too unpleasant" kinda sums up Diana's life sadly :p
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beowuuf: mood!
e_bloc: Cheer1223 nailed it
e_bloc: "it"
beowuuf: so much time for activities. like painting
beowuuf: twice
Rourke9: An uncanny likeness
BlueMechanic: toe to tip, that's a Diana
TXC2: flawless
beowuuf: if only matt had you to draw it rather than having to mime it during monikers...
beowuuf: too much speed
patbaer: Happy 2023 Cori
patbaer: I'm here?
TXC2: it's going
SnackPak_: rip us
nickthecatbear: Hello!
GapFiller: testing
ghyllnox: o7
beowuuf: still here, just getting snacks :)
aiamethyst: busy painting
Rourke9: O no
nickthecatbear: Busy cleaning up new minis to paint :D
Rourke9: It’s a v chill stream to dwarf fortress along to!!
beowuuf: the least threatening ringu adaptation
TemporallyAwry: Busy trying to figure out dwarf-fort LuvOops
iris_of_ether: Gonna be honest, I'm not quite awake yet
beowuuf: pixlriffs has started dorfing
TXC2: "in just 7 Horse days, there will be no more horse days!"
TheMandrew: i had to recently starta new fort, pesky goblins came and murdered my last one
jessieimproved: I'm taking abreak until an update, I might have gone too deep
TheMandrew: RIP to over 80 dwarves in like 30 seconds
ghyllnox: Is that Ian shouting or the music
Rourke9: It’s a county now! Though I’ve realized I have to “keep stocks” in order for traders to not assume I’m struggling and in need of a million logs and cloth
TXC2: ghyllnox yes
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Rourke9: Ah yes. Fun ^_^
beowuuf: @ghyllnox part of the music is ian randomly shouting
SnackPak_: Ian sitting at his desk, shouting about bees lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: as you do
Rourke9: Oh nooo
beowuuf: 'only'
beowuuf: o7
Rourke9: That’s incredibly funny
Rourke9: That’s a thing of beauty
beowuuf: you know you're winning when the beasts are fighting for the privilege of killing you
aiamethyst: is this the same one where you abandoned the city full of bodies?
Mollylele: Can't Drawf Fortress Club
Rourke9: Were the bodies still there?
aiamethyst: dwarf fortress fan art stream when?
electric_claire: Cori, do you have any advice for surviving in an area where it constantly rains dwarf blood?
beowuuf: Dwarf Fortress: The Everyone Died Story
TXC2: "stray puppy has..."
TXC2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6105: "I always have to talk to a Llama or an Alpaca." —Heather [2019-06-11]
Rourke9: They should have known better than to get sieged!
patbaer: "ghosts again?" has also been my (limited) Dwarf Fortress experience
TXC2: speed x cori = art
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3DOOT
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beowuuf: i see the schedule has shifted again?
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
SnackPak_: sergeHi TXC2
beowuuf: night txc2!
beowuuf: wb
talosparoxi: meh
Rourke9: Welcome back!!
talosparoxi: Kappa
beowuuf: lrrWOW
patbaer: wow
TehAmelie: Cori! i remember you like yesterday
talosparoxi: yaaaay
beowuuf: seabatClap 2020Party 2020Pajamas
EricTheOrange: can't have enough bees
Rourke9: Also tangentially related to Dwarf Fortress, I’m remembering the time I asked if you knew Roguelike Celebration. 😅 I hadn’t realized you had a podcast with Alexei, of course you know Roguelike Celebration
talosparoxi: now I'm just thinking of teenage girl squad
BlueMechanic: It's been a few years since I saw that film and I still have yet to determine if I liked it or not, but it has stayed with me, which is definitely something
TehAmelie: by the way Cori thanks for streaming I Was a Teenage Exocolinist that time, i finally started playing it last week and haven't stopped yet
Rourke9: Yea lol sorry about that
beowuuf: art!
EricTheOrange: wait were these barbies labled by the zodiac killer?
talosparoxi: so zodiac killer adjacent
e_bloc: this looks like a scene from one of those movies you watch in Control
EricTheOrange: Oh I didn't know this was a movie thing, the writing just looked like it
talosparoxi: @e_bloc yep, big 80's film stock vibes
PharaohBender27: Why is lrrIAN demanding silence?
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat, just got home from a long long long weekend with the folks. Hope everyone had a wonderful group of holidays. what's today's setup
PharaohBender27: Speed painting!
EricTheOrange: white. nothing more white than a barbie.
beowuuf: sergeHi themerricat, happy new year! hope you get to rest now :)
beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 the bees seems the most likely reason
Cptasparagus: is that actual Ian or recordings of Ian?
TheMerricat: @beowuuf PrideWave working on that right now :D
iris_of_ether: "Silence"? I thought it was "Science!" :D
beowuuf: recording of ian on random timing
Mangledpixel: I swear one of them is 'hungry bees, puppies'
TheMerricat: I'm getting heavy static, is that on my side or the Facsimile Ian?
beowuuf: no, i hear it too oddly
noSmokeFire: I'm choosing to believe Ian is actually adding to the music offscreen
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Pretty sure that's the soundtrack
Lysander_salamander: hello folks
Lysander_salamander: what music is this?
PharaohBender27: I imagine it's meant to represent the escher3BEE s?
TheMerricat: thanks chat :)
ContingentCat: Intentional Bees?
EricTheOrange: @TheMerricat I'm not getting HEAVY static but their is a bit of a buzz. and that's not a pun on the bees.
iris_of_ether: Well now I can't *unhear* static
beowuuf: @Lysander_salamander procedurally generated music, with random occurances of recorded ian
Lysander_salamander: huh
TheMerricat: @iris_of_ether I'm sorry:)
ContingentCat: the snare sounds fine
Mangledpixel: it's not the snare
ghyllnox: It's the bees!
EricTheOrange: sounds like light microphone feedback
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun it's fine if it's meant to be there I just wanted to make sure my speakers weren't going out
Lysander_salamander: sounds more like record scratching
aiamethyst: yeah, the static issue has happened before, it's throughout the music
Mangledpixel: it's on the whole of the music
EricTheOrange: It wasn't their before or at least I only noticed it in the last 5 minuets
ContingentCat: bees are consistent
beowuuf: @EricTheOrange ^
Mangledpixel: it's not happening on your voice, it's not Twitch
TheAwkes: The samples have looped so many times they're getting dirty Kappa
TheMerricat: Middle Barbie is rather risque
Rourke9: Incredible fashion
iris_of_ether: Such vogue
beowuuf: much paris
talosparoxi: we need some "best of room tone" to really make this track pop off
Lysander_salamander: sort of thundercats?
raulghoulia: is that Cloud, Aerith, and Tifa?
iris_of_ether: Peak Bar escher3BEE
Mangledpixel: the music is now stuttering and breaking up
TheMerricat: oh music is dying...
iris_of_ether: ^
EricTheOrange: the music is getting more distorted for me but not your voice. not sure why
TheMerricat: is it possible that the program just can't handle looping enough times
talosparoxi: is he an artist? he looks like "struggling artist" in movie visuals
beowuuf: praise bees
Mollylele: the program is designed to loop indefinitely
Mollylele: like that is the main job
PharaohBender27: Huh, I refreshed the the music seemed better right before Cori turned it off, so maybe it was a Twitch thing?
EricTheOrange: Is it like a copy of a copy thing? like each loop is .01% more distorted.
LordZarano: @themerricat Cori's not hearing it though
TheMerricat: @mollylele designed and capable are too different words;-)
beowuuf: ready
beowuuf: run!
beowuuf: oh no, forgot to load :(
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat I somehow suspect Molly is more familiar with the program, though
Mollylele: @TheMerricat Don't make me come over there!
talosparoxi: @beowuuf that's a system crash
TheMerricat: :D
dilfbifferent: @LoadingReadyRun Cori, the crackling coming from FLStudio may be caused by the buffer being too full Settings > Audio tab > increase "Buffer Length" slider
Mangledpixel: that is Reino Nordin in 'Hatching'
beowuuf: clearly i'm drunk, i'm seeing a perfect double in every way
TheMerricat: I can't tell I'd that's Hank Hill or Duke Nukem, but it's a perfect likeness either way.
TheWriterAleph: Hank Nukem
Filthwizard1985: Duke Hill
SquareDotCube: Mound King
SpacePotato01: the color of meat
beowuuf: sort of whitish pinkish orangish reddy ... ok, i don't know
beowuuf: yuuuuuup
SpacePotato01: use a grass brush <.<
beowuuf: can't draw horses club, where we absoultely learn to draw whatever the heck that thing is
SpacePotato01: don't work better, work lazier! I mean smarter!
iris_of_ether: Toe to tip
beowuuf: we should become police sketch artists. not sure why my mind started thinking of crimes...
TheMerricat: @beowuuf because it's a crime to be this good at drawing.
Mangledpixel: for anyone curious, that is Reino Nordin playing the character Tero from the Finnish horror film 'Hatching'
beowuuf: that's is :D
Filthwizard1985: There is a certain John McClane resemblance
TheMerricat: are we saying that all scruffy-faced white men wearing white T-shirts look the same to us chat?
noSmokeFire: I didn't know Bobby Hill was in Die Hard
beowuuf: you're trying to remmeber which is the reference and which is the art?
Rourke9: I can’t see any difference
MTGRanger: @noSmokeFire just the special edition
SpacePotato01: so he only has one eyebrow
SnackPak_: you really captured the emotion of this actor
Filthwizard1985: That boy ain't right
Mangledpixel: beautiful
TheWriterAleph: big "Heh. You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" energy
psuedoe: oh hey it's Ned from the tryguys
TheMerricat: frame it and send it to the gallery, you'll be rich!
beowuuf: oh hey, we had spare time, owing to how perfectly that was done
TheMerricat: Homer Simpson hit him with a loaded makeup shotgun
Mangledpixel: his mouth points the other way without the lines
talosparoxi: big?
beowuuf: born ready
talosparoxi: it looks like that guy GlitchCat dropped out of frame
beowuuf: she's looking across at the potential art in a way too eager unhinged way
beowuuf: like a cthulhu cultist on their last point of san
talosparoxi: I thought it looked more like a "I'm trying to smile and not let on that I'm calling the cops" kinda look
talosparoxi: teeth
beowuuf: @talosparoxi like the mona lisa, the smile can mean so many things :D
Filthwizard1985: This is moments before the lower half of the phone turns into Freddy's jaw and tongue...
PharaohBender27: So, for those who don't know, "The Dropout" was the miniseries about Elizabeth Holmes, aka the founder of Theranos who turned out to be a huge fraud
beowuuf: colour is an illusion
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
beowuuf: fingers make everything better. unless there's more than four. don't draw more than four.
beowuuf: oh no, time!
beowuuf: seabatClap
mitomanox: gorgeous!!!!
beowuuf: it was.... blood testing she lied about?
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Yep.
mitomanox: is this a scream scene?
mitomanox: good for her. it must be bad to be in a scream scene
SpacePotato01: I think becoming a billionaire requires the functional equivalent of pushing an entire country off a building.
beowuuf: gadq (good art done quick)
iris_of_ether: I am working on painting some lil robots
Rourke9: I had to tear myself away to do Destiny chores today
noSmokeFire: but dwarf fortress contains MANY golden idols
mitomanox: a cat! <3
iris_of_ether: I got a buttload of Fallout minis - Securitron robots!
ghyllnox: I recently booted up Minecraft again after getting games for Christmas, so you're not alone
EricTheOrange: I'm trying to create a hunting outpost. like day ten a flock of giant magpies come through and kill half my hunting dogs and for whatever reason my hunters wont go out and hunt them.
beowuuf: oh no, my brain turned that in to 'the littlest robos' and is singing the littlest hobo tune
iris_of_ether: Mr. Handy will be next!
SnackPak_: sexy trees
EricTheOrange: well "giant" magpies will. I picked an "untamed wild" location so i've been getting tons of weird wildlife
noSmokeFire: mine has traders, but no migrants for some reason
beowuuf: you mean you don't know *which* of the things you did caused it :p
Rourke9: Yay dwarf fortress!!
beowuuf: six perfect works, clearly no need to practice more
ghyllnox: Paint dorf?
noSmokeFire: I know it's easy to accidentally embark on a different continent from your civ and not get any support, but IDK if that'd cause the trader thing
beowuuf: aww
PharaohBender27: Securitrons!
iris_of_ether: I magnetized the faces!
Juliamon: yaaas
beowuuf: genius!
PharaohBender27: Yep. Victor, I think his name was?
EricTheOrange: Also fly men, who seem peaceful enough and don't attack me, but keep buzzing around my fortress
iris_of_ether: They didn't provide a Victor but I am totally painted one up!
iris_of_ether: painting*
PharaohBender27: "Well howdy, partner! See you've been getting into trouble with those radscorpions"
Earthenone: how do the sunglasses fit on the scorpions?
PharaohBender27: @Earthenone lrrWOW
beowuuf: escher3THUMBSUP
nickthecatbear: anything
TehAmelie: anything
Rourke9: Thanks for the stream!!
SpacePotato01: Engage!
PharaohBender27: Dinge the bingle?
iris_of_ether: escher3THUMBSUP
beowuuf: thanks for the arts and the stream!
TehAmelie: thanks!
PharaohBender27: Cheer150
noSmokeFire: dingling bingles, captain o7
Strebenherz: Love and best wishes Wheeler, hope you feel better!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming and Happy Neu Ear Cori lrrCORI lrrHEART lrrSHINE
beowuuf: aww, poor wheeler
Strebenherz: Always throw Snerge under the bus
beowuuf: and aww, poor serge
iris_of_ether: 100% Snerging
TehAmelie: Snerge may be the only way Serge can make it through
PharaohBender27: (shaking head) James has been trying to escape for 2 years now . . .
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beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 one almost feels he doens't want to escape...
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
beowuuf: sergeHi bye!
Lysander_salamander: :D
beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
PharaohBender27: escher3BEE
TheMerricat: :D
iris_of_ether: escher3ANGRY escher3BEE escher3ANGRY escher3BEE
iris_of_ether: 2020Party 2020Pajamas escher3BEE 2020Pajamas 2020Party
ghyllnox: BBBBB
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TheAinMAP: escher3BEE PrideFloat PrideCute
GapFiller: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: beebye!
Invitare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is playing shooty mans with friends. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2:09 from now).
Sethalidos: uh
Sethalidos: did James usurp the Dark Pictures strem?
Earthenone: dark pictures are tomorow i think
beowuuf: wheeler's not feeling well, so reshceduled to tomorrow with a serge substitute
beowuuf: *starting tomorrow
Sethalidos: Serge? oh ddear