SymphonicLolita: that's fine
Juliamon: yeah, Wheeler's stuck with a migraine
Juliamon: so they postponed it
jessieimproved: now we get shooty mans, as a treat
SymphonicLolita: dang brains and their attempting to self-desruct
Juliamon: you ever get Stifled so hard you get a migraine
jessieimproved: i guess I'm quite fortunate to only have ocular migraines
jessieimproved: although the first time I went blind in one eye it was quite alarming
DeM0nFiRe: I've had ocular migraines a couple times. Yeah pretty weird. I guess probably better than full migraines
jessieimproved: @DeM0nFiRe Did it start as a dot that grew, and eventually turn into a ring, and then expand past your vision?
ihlendrax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is playing shooty mans with friends. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (7m from now).
Electrodyne: hi internet friends
jessieimproved: sergeHi
LoadingReadyRun: Yah, sorry to everyone showing up for Let's Nope. We'll be streaming tomorrow night and next Tuesday instead.
DeM0nFiRe: @DeM0nFiRe Yeah exactly, basically like there was information missing in the center of my vision expanding out to take up the whole middle of my vision, then eventually into a ring where only peripheral was missing, and then eventually passed
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun ah ok thank you
Earthenone: has tarkov escaped the beta yet?
LoadingReadyRun: no
GhostValv: @DeM0nFiRe This seems to mirror my experiences too
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah I had no idea what it was when it first happened and tried looking it up, eventually found pages about ocular migraines and they had pictures that like perfectly matched I was lok that must be it
jessieimproved: That's actually interesting that the ocular effects manifest the same way. I need to read up on the mechanism
jessieimproved: I haven't had one in a while. My trigger is too much caffeine and I am careful.
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
jessieimproved: lrrSIG
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
NotCainNorAbel: @Earthenone From what I have gathered they have another 2 years of Beta while they build more maps and process.
the_card_father: Wait. Tarkov? I thought it was Dark Anthology tonight?
PharaohBender27: @the_card_father lrrWHEELER 's unwell, so change of plans
DeM0nFiRe: @jessieimproved It's only happened to me like 2 or 3 times so not sure what the trigger was. All times were within like 2 or 3 years of each other and now it's been like 4+ years since last time it happened so no idea
Orxolon: helloooo every1
Orxolon: this is gonna be a good one
BrowneePoints: completely forgot WHeeler's having extreme migraines. Hope he gets better soon!
MWGNZ: elfunkSup elfunkScav
Loonatic93: Things have changed up a bit. Thought Serge was going to replace Wheeler for Let's Nope.
Juliamon: He is... tomorrow.
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dougma: woop
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Had to swap out this evening's Let's Nope for a bonus ...One More? We'll be playing The Devil In Me tomorrow night, but for this evening, so you aren't without stream, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... One More? James & Co. are playing Tarkov! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1610078730705338368
Wondermoo: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ImposterArchitect: yessssssssss
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Sorator13: uhhhhhhhhhhh...... 20 more?
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GhostValv: sound distortion?
gualdhar: well shit. hope Wheeler feels better soon
blip2004: no spoops then?
GhostValv: not tonight
Juliamon: Spoops tomorrow
Juliamon: also I think the audio's doubled
SergeYager: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, one more?
Juliamon: I don't remember the drums being this echoey
SergeYager: oh yeah, def some audio issues
RealGamerCow: Is there going to be buckaroo-ing tonight?
LoadingReadyRun: did that fix it?
korvys: Yes
terribleplan: yup
SymphonicLolita: good now
SergeYager: better
GhostValv: ye
PharaohBender27: escher3THUMBSUP
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Electrodyne: UNO MAS
PharaohBender27: @Electrodyne Noch einmal!
Blakemcm: yo
DeM0nFiRe: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SymphonicLolita: uhhhhhhhhhhh
TheWriterAleph: Evenin, James!
terribleplan: uhhhhhh
Phailhammer: uhhhhhhhhhhh
BrowneePoints: James plz no
Boon_33: uhhh
Juliamon: !onemore
LRRbot: One More? uno mas? ONE MORE! En til?
NotCainNorAbel: oh, i thought we would get 3 hours of uhhhhhhhhhhhh
ButButTheJesus: uhhhhhh
Orxolon: awwwww....ok
Orxolon: is Wheeler ok?
BrowneePoints: @Orxolon Wheels is suffering from some hecka bad migraines and needs to rest
korvys: Does Tarkov have jump scares at least? lrrBEEJ
Boon_33: Wheeler is axperienceing Post-Judges-Tower headaches
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TheWriterAleph: wow it almost sounds like channel programming is hard or something
El_Funko: This is a kind of horror game
NotCainNorAbel: This is sort of a hOrror
DeM0nFiRe: Jump Scavs!
Nigouki: more like JumpScav
Ivalenz_: lrrFINE
terribleplan: Good news, I like Tarkov
DeM0nFiRe: @Nigouki LUL samesies
Robot_Bones: And Tarkov even still has team kills !
ImposterArchitect: its okay. Tarkov Will Always love you
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gualdhar: takeover also allows you to shoot your friends hiding in bushes
NotCainNorAbel: @El_Funko seabatClap
SquareDotCube: The man at the store said these are the jump scares you wanted
gualdhar: *tarkov
serramarkov: I don't like Tarkov, but I like you guys, so I'll listen, but not watch.
Nigouki: DeM0nFiRe :V
BrowneePoints: serge is gonna scream like 4 times
RealGamerCow: SergeYager will you be employing the safety hoodie?
PharaohBender27: Also inventory management
SymphonicLolita: shootymangs
BrowneePoints: Serge ALWAYS employs the Safety Hoodie
Bearudite: all while looking for nuts boltes hoses and gpus
LidofLoathing: isn't there a thing in this game where you eat mayo?
Juliamon: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out https://bit.ly/2zGqu0y
Juliamon: !tarkovcrew
EikoandMog: Ooh, bonus Funko stream :D
GhostValv: cohh does
EikoandMog: I got some streamer up called Viibiin?
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mymy0724: 15 months time sure flies when watching some fun streams
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El_Funko: https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/244 That has info on how to enable drops
Juliamon: !tarkovteam
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager el_funko: twitch.tv/el_funko JoeKim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
El_Funko: if you have Tarkov
MWGNZ: its that tarkov time of year
Juliamon: that's what it was
brainbosh: I was like 5 min away from a legendary drop *sigh*
ThermobaricKitten: I keep thinking I should try Tarkov but for some reason I cant use either of the email addresses I have to register
EikoandMog: Aussie scav runs have been fine, personally.
NotCainNorAbel: Lots of jumps West to East
RealGamerCow: West coast to Asia is fewer hops between networks than West-East-Europe, even though it's fewer miles.
RealGamerCow: Plus Korea/Japan has better backbone that most of Europe
NotCainNorAbel: RealGamerCow, also a net engineer?
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yuan42: east coast to europe for league i get like, 90~ ping, so i would assume west to europe would be 180~ ping, if not higher
MWGNZ: i would wait for a good bag too
PharaohBender27: WOAH that gun cock was loud
RealGamerCow: NotCainNorAbel yup, with offices in like 9 time zones.
Roti_Games: <message deleted>I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you
SymphonicLolita: ah, bot
BrowneePoints: good old bots
SymphonicLolita: begone
tidehollowcat: sergeModLove sergeModLove
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeModLove
BrowneePoints: He wants to RP with you and your GF James
EikoandMog: Begone Bot!
CanadianPhenomJamesTurner: @Roti_Games That's weird, I'm saying that. *I'm* saying that.
Juliamon: You can read it in slack later
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PharaohBender27: It'll be saved in the chat archive
Roti_Games: <message deleted>I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you
WitchyTQ: lolol its a bot it can be banned
Juliamon: I have delete hotkeyed but not ban
WitchyTQ: we love a hot key
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Understandable
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 Hello, I would like one Tarkov, please.
NotCainNorAbel: @RealGamerCow I help host customers across the world. Dealing with down circuits is a part of everyday.
omdorastrix: Es-ca-pe? That's spelled like "Escape"!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 25% off? Why would I want only three-fourths of a Tarkov?
ApoC7_Schimmel: hi Fellas, good luck today!
EikoandMog: I would def like to find a sledgehammer
gsyhiap: @omdorastrix So not SKP then?
NotCainNorAbel: elfunk10k
EikoandMog: I might have to just pistoling in to Interchange and bee-line to OLI for the potential sledgehammer.
DaSunao: Oh boy, more Tarkov
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @dasunao more Tarkov than you can shake a stick at!
korvys: Ok, so I'm new to tarkov - why aren't people shooting each other?
Alas_Babylon: @korvys The people with James are the others in the call
EikoandMog: Scavs don't shoot scavs.
Alas_Babylon: So shooting a scav as a scav gives you negative reputation with that "faction"
korvys: ah
EikoandMog: ALLOW ME TO FIND THE CLIP
Alas_Babylon: Scavs being NPCs/late-run players that aren't your main character, so less risk but less reward
BrowneePoints: well the first step is to stop calling flashlights torches duh
BrowneePoints: (sarcasm)
MWGNZ: the game doesnt make the rep loss obvious tho, so it still happens a bit
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DaSunao: I unlocked the auction house and went broke instantly
Anexmedia: now if only the M4 was good
Vanbael: Evening James and company, how goes the escaping?
LadyAtarka subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
LadyAtarka: So many months!
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Hipponggg: nice
e_bloc: nice$
TheDailyMapleSyrup: NICE
Anexmedia: I buy dollars when I'm within 2k
buttayobread: this wipe has been awesome! i have 3 labs access cards and a key for some room on reserve with like 4 safes?
SuitablyEpic: you can do it for a fraction of that if you just sell items you buy from him
DaSunao: I buy diaries to sell usually
pimiento: PrideWave elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
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itira: woo!
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Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
Spanked42: I wish I kept a toz earlier in the wipe cause now I can't find any
Spanked42: Tarkov knows
iris_of_ether: :D
Spanked42: I killed a lvl 2 today xD
airddragon: Pingu, yeah Pingu would play Tarkov.
noa2828: He got that Noot Noot
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
pimiento: when i found a toz i ended up with two in the same run
EikoandMog: I hosed down a level 19 with a PPSh
Spanked42: nice
DoodlestheGreat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 34:20.
Anexmedia: It's a bold strategy, cotton
MrQBear: Aiming for the stars with that goal, but a respectable goal all the same.
EikoandMog: Dang, I can't get a clip of Funko getting TOZ'd
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks!
KeytarCat: Home from holidays in time for ....one more?
Kelderan: On that last pistol kill myself. Factory is spicy with naked folks this time of raid.
yalc321: @Kelderan (boop)
Kelderan: @Kelderan *booped*
Anexmedia: by the time I get stirrup unlocked i'll be having to barrel stuff UMPs
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Kelderan: We were running this evening Anex. May hop back in after the boys are done playing here. If you want more questing =)
Kelderan: Yalc! D=< Thank you, friend.
Anexmedia: @Kelderan i'm probably going to be up late so good chance i'll be in
yalc321: get wrecked nerd
duskcheetah: is stirrup worth doing with the rep loss from jaegar(?) and therapist? It seems like net negative rep.
Kelderan: @yalc321 sergeCrimes
EikoandMog: Also, checked the clip. It's actually 12 gauge.
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Anexmedia: @duskcheetah yeah it still is you get chances to make that rep up later
EikoandMog: So not a TOZ, but a pump action. Probably a mossberg.
pimiento: that'll do it
Anexmedia: we like a brick of BT
pimiento: they're a good brick
Spanked42: are they really?
Anexmedia: Everyone needs them for the factory repair
pimiento: early on, yea, you need a bunch
Anexmedia: and they're also a needed crafting item for like 1/4 of the workbench
Spanked42: I've picked up a few but haven't gotten to where I need them yet
Spanked42: not like I can sell them tho
omdorastrix: It IS after 11:AM
Scarbble: it is after 11, serge can be a gamer now
MrQBear: I thought it was math he did after 11?
Scarbble: both
pimiento: tarkov projectile maths
MrQBear: Gotcha.
Spanked42: it can always be both
pimiento: gotta calculate the bullet drop on the fly
Sorator13: @MrQBear Math & gaming both!
MrQBear: @MrQBear What IS gaming, but just applied math?
EikoandMog: Got an MPPV and a Mechanism. Loot slots for DAYS here.
duskcheetah: is running along the lake beach a good way to get to extract? I've been nervous to take that route since it's so close to sawmill and I'm nervous about getting wrecked by other PMCs.
EikoandMog: @duskcheetah Most of the people running along the lake are rushing to extrack so you tend to be going the same way and don't cross paths, I find.
pimiento: yea it's a risk but it's not a bad way through
pimiento: it's probably about as dangerous as going around the top of sawmill.. if anything it's likely safer
Anexmedia: Top of sawmill a very angry person with an SVD can pop you
Anexmedia: normally he can't see the beach
pimiento: i've not had that, but i have accidently come across people in the trees
Anexmedia: oh yea I've waked up on people sitting on that rock a good bit too
Raincoast_Bear: Hey James_LRR, Funko and friends. Have fun escaping! lrrJAMES lrrBEEEJ DarkKnight
DaSunao: I'm still in severe muscle pain from yesterday from the gym
Loonatic93: Does he really wanna, does he really wanna, TASTE IT?
Sorator13: backcheck forecheck paycheck?
Boon_33: if it ain't broke
SquareDotCube: that is certainly a look for James' scav
Raincoast_Bear: That was days ago! James trying to create streamer drama.
Kelderan: Customs is my default scav map =D
pimiento: i've not loaded customs this wipe
SquareDotCube: A PMC on vacation
Anexmedia: Woods scav 4 lyfe
Kelderan: Thanks again Yalc <3
Kelderan: So many jackets and often you find the intro of No Country for Old Men in Dorms as a Scav
Anexmedia: I like factory scaving once the majority are on the quests where all the PMCs are dead in 5 minutes
duskcheetah: I like scavving Interchange, but I keep loading in to the mall 3 minutes after raid starts and get wrecked. No idea why I keep getting it so early.
Anexmedia: @duskcheetah that is a very common thing that happens, no way to really fix it
brainbosh: I got those scav quests last wipe and *never* got enough extracts even playing all day
Anexmedia: Factory far corner is where the random toilet is in the corner
duskcheetah: @Anexmedia good to know - I started in November and had better luck then - would make sense if it's common early wipe / with more players
Anexmedia: confirming scavs are ninja turtles
pimiento: everywhere in customs is dangerous, you might as well run down the road like that
Bearudite: right down the road
Bearudite: boss weapons
duskcheetah: I sweated getting/using unknown key so hard now that it's one use only, and then the room was already open when I actually made it there.
pimiento: hehe, nice
korvys: Funko's ghosting lrrBEEJ
Boon_33: fire!
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buttayobread: SUB BABY
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MadmanOreo: somebody report el funko for stream sniping.
DaSunao: We saw it lol
Spanked42: seems like that's gotta be a bug. I got that message in a game and no one else was in my group
Spanked42: so I guess it just let me know that someone called in a package lol
duskcheetah: @Spanked42 same thing happened to me this afternoon
itira: doesnt seem too dark for me at least
DaSunao: Is this a cargo cult?
dougma: due to a bug the called plane will not make a sound
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Perivale: nice
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Kelderan: I believe that's correct
Kelderan: 110 and 114 have some safes on that floor/building
SuitablyEpic: it can take up to 8 minutes or so
Nuurgle: definitely not that
Kelderan: You can also double click the key and check description
Spanked42: @dougma I think random planes don't either. I saw a crate come down on Reserve but never heard the plane
corpocracy: And plane sounds are still bugged. I don't think you'll hear it coming
Spanked42: And if someone called it in, they weren't waiting around to loot it
Kelderan: @Serge Through the Windoooooooows or the walls (or the walls)/
EikoandMog: Damn, Pestily plague mask sells to Ragman for 50k. Noice.
DaSunao: Have you tried going in the locked room in the warehouse with green room? Apparently you can boost someone into the window
ritchards: okay people, remember the rule: See a James, shoot a James!
control_rig: Like... a cat?
DaSunao: Little WD40 are high on the flea right now
duskcheetah: de plane! de plane!
Arclight_Dynamo: LOL wat?
otakon17: okay what the hell, I thought this was supposed to be "realistic" an d they have stuff just floating down from the ether?!
circusofkirkus: $10 if you get crushed by it
EikoandMog: I can ALMOST afford my first scav junkbox lets gooooooooo
MrQBear: it needs a reverse slide whistle sound
pimiento: wooo go jonkboxes EikoandMog!
Spanked42: It's nice that not everyone knows its coming lol
otakon17: not even a parachute!
SquareDotCube: dropped like a pillow
Kelderan: Thanks Santa!
JadedCynic: DEscending
pimiento: i need that salt..
Nuurgle: salt for streamer?
otakon17: how much is INT this thing!?
Spanked42: drop the blue kite
Kelderan: A *lot*
Spanked42: that's so easy to just make
otakon17: so you're not trying to slaughter each other unlike Darker Than Dark
otakon17: how NOVEL
Spanked42: I mean, you are, just not your own group
MrQBear: i mean, they could, but that's kind of a dick move among friends. ' -'
otakon17: like, there are already NPC enemies
omdorastrix: lrrGARBO
PipeSmokingOwl: stop looking at chat james
DoctorHutch: flush yourself out of the world like mario
otakon17: there's more than enough loot for everyone
PipeSmokingOwl: lrrGARBO
JadedCynic: @otakon17 Yeah, IMAGINE that - people aren't ALL pvp ALL the time. *drops monocle in tea*
otakon17: god I wish it was more prevalent
EikoandMog: Trying to save up to like, 1.5mil before I buy one just as a buffer so I'm not COMPLETELY broke after buying it.
TehAmelie: i wish i had a monocle
otakon17: tried that Darker Than Dark beta last weekend and could not progress AT ALL
TehAmelie: and tea
JadedCynic: "mutliplayer co-op" is getting a little more common, it IS a sub-genre now...
DEATHlikescats: @otakon17 too dark perhaps to progress?
otakon17: it's basically dungeon crawling fantasy RPG Escape From Tarkov but there's a circle of death for SOME reason in cramped dungeon corridors
otakon17: like, the enemies are deadly enough in the game that plenty of players die from them let alone other players *immediately* trying to kill you
JadedCynic: oh yeah, I watched funko try that...it's promising, but it's not there yet...
otakon17: they need to lose the death circle and make teaming up mandatory like searching for randos on TDM for CoD
otakon17: solo play is impossible
otakon17: I'm a live and let live guy, the dungeon wants to kill you enough
otakon17: there's always more chance for more loot
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Spanked42: oh man my next scav has a huge backpack. I'm gonna loot EVERYTHING
otakon17: actually THAT is something they should do for Darker Than Dark
JadedCynic: @otakon17 Yeah, IIRC the devs said they WANT people to team up; they want to discourage solos...which I feel is a misstep
otakon17: have you play as Monsters
JadedCynic: ^^^^
JadedCynic: if the devs want team pvp, then go all the way
otakon17: you could play as like, Undead Champions or GOblin Sneaks, if you *really* want to be a PvP dick
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Cptasparagus: is this game the Vault Hunters of CoD?
otakon17: I guess?
Spanked42: what is vault hunters?
EikoandMog: @Spanked42 Minecraft mod
Sorator13: @Spanked42 minecraft mode
otakon17: gimme dat PvE
Spanked42: oh
Cptasparagus: I started vault hunters on friday and have put in like 60 hours already
otakon17: I like co-op, i like finding loot
pimiento: i like the idea of the Obsidian Funky Fort
Master_Gunner: pvp Minecraft server seems like it would only work with lots of rules and a strict world border.
serramarkov: I'm learning to Minecraft!
otakon17: God I wish Hellraid had gotten a full release
LordZarano: @Master_Gunner I see you haven't heard of anarchy servers
otakon17: 4 player co-op procedural first person action RPG with open skill trees and location based damaged with loot tiers.
otakon17: But noooooooooooooo we got another damn zombie game
Kelderan: Kinda warms my heart that this game gets good viewing numbers. But, I suppose this is a game a lot of people like to watch over play =3
RealGamerCow: Why are you throwing everything in the water?
pimiento: there's a max ping limit and they connected to a server with a high ping
MWGNZ: insurance fraud
pimiento: they also insured their gear, so they will get it back in a day or so
Loonatic93: One of they many, many dangers of playing with Funko.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:22:34.
Juliamon: You auto-die after 3? reconnects, so it's insurance fraud time
pimiento: throwing it in the river means that people can't get to it to pick it up
SergeYager: can't swim in tarkov
MrQBear: @Loonatic93 The other dangers are James shooting Funko! ' <'
I_Am_Clockwork: Futures Problems: “Our information being transmitted at near-the-speed of light is going too slow, so now we must hide Gina in the river to keep greedy scavengers from stealing them”
otakon17: lol
I_Am_Clockwork: Hide guns*
otakon17: all our guns are now named Gina
I_Am_Clockwork: Autocorrect continues,as ever, to do me dirty
otakon17: actually I wish there was something like that in Darker Than Dark, just throw your gear into a bottomless pit to screw over griefers
gsyhiap: Good ol' autocarrot, how we love you
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manfred909: afternoon folks. more Tarky
otakon17: so is body armor actually useful inthis game?
pimiento: heya manfred909
pimiento: yes
manfred909: very much so otakon17
otakon17: God this is a LOT of micro management
stizzet: blah twitch and their icky notifications 😭
manfred909: that is Tarkovs whole thing
otakon17: you gotta make sure you have *individual magazines* loaded up for reloading?
manfred909: yeap
otakon17: micromanagement and then you lose everything: the game
manfred909: and mags need to fit in the rig
otakon17: yeah that would drive me to drink
MrQBear: @otakon17 and if you hit the wrong button, when you reload, you throw the mag on the ground and you have to pick it up. ' <'
manfred909: like the big one James is using is to big for the rig
manfred909: will be droped on reload
EikoandMog: @otakon17 Or if you don't have space for it in your chest rig as I have found out using a drum mag.
SpaceVelociraptor: and there's multiple types of ammo of each caliber, you have to make sure you have the good ones in those magazines
JadedCynic: it is, but it's a literal arms race - as better and stronger ammuntion becomes available that can pierce the 'current standard' of armor, you have to find BETTER armor, which means you also need even BETTER ammo that you know will beat the better armor you're seeing on others
otakon17: oh yeah you gotta watch reloading when you still have bullets in the magazine don'tcha?
manfred909: 4 rigs in fact Serge
MrQBear: Indeed, otakon17. And you don't magically know how many are in the mag. Even if you examine it, it'll be like "idk, half?"
manfred909: if you have space in your rig the half empty mag will go in it
manfred909: then you can repack mags in raid
DaSunao: @JadedCynic Which then develops the meta of ignoring the torso and aiming for the knees
otakon17: so you *have to unload it first* to figure out how much is in it?!
Raincoast_Bear: I just got back from dinner. When the heck you BC guys eat dinner...?
EikoandMog: @MrQBear Some mags DO give a count and your character actually gets better at it when you level mag drills.
korvys: James, why "GrantPatrick"?
otakon17: knee shots should not kill unless you literally amputate the leg
DaSunao: @otakon17 No, you can check it, but usually you just jam more in
asthanius: Dinner isn't a thing in Canada
JadedCynic: @asthanius lies
manfred909: the game will auto load the fullest mag on reload
otakon17: that reminds me of getting killed by a TOE shot in CoD way back in the day
DaSunao: @otakon17 I mean, you kinda do. Emptying an SMG mag would do work to a real person
asthanius: KD is a marketing gimmick
MrQBear: @MrQBear Yeah, but I thought it was most mags don't, so I was erring on the side of simplicity for a explanation. ' <'
manfred909: i have a quiche for lunch at the moment
otakon17: and not multiple shots, just a SINGLE shot
otakon17: a quick quiche?
korvys: AUG, cool
otakon17: the STEYR AUG?
otakon17: man that's one of the fancier guns
manfred909: 1.5 sight i belive
Raincoast_Bear: Looks like a Steyr Aug bullpup.
JadedCynic: @otakon17 nope, but it'll impair your target - make it harder for them to run and move around - easier to catch
DaSunao: @otakon17 There's a trench shotgun that kills with a single leg shot in Tarkov
MWGNZ: our army even paid for some of our augs
manfred909: lol
EikoandMog: The Austrian AND Australian army uses the Steyr AUG.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
otakon17: @DaSunao okay but that's a shotgun, if it's using slugs it would blow the leg off. Shock and massive blood loss would mean immediate death
BrowneePoints: yea the Rooty Tooties use that Point and Shooty
BrowneePoints: apparently it's better than other Point and Shooties
matthaus_c: really hates Paris, Texas
EikoandMog: Why would you put New England near England?
korvys: British Columbia isn't near Britain OR Columbia
MWGNZ: there is no Zealand or Old Zealand
NotCainNorAbel: same reason Canada and Cambodia are not near each other
laikagoat: and the kansases
Bearudite: west dakota
JadedCynic: Good news, Serge - Niger & Nigeria are neighbors
otakon17: don't forget ARkansas
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
EikoandMog: It's named after Queen Victoria, yeah.
Raincoast_Bear: Colombia and British Columbia nowhere near each other.
manfred909: yes Quenn Victoria
LurkerSpine: new Mexico and Mexico
korvys: Zeeland is Dutch
Arclight_Dynamo: Zealand is in the Netherlands.
Loonatic93: British Columbia is neither in Britain nor near Columbia.
LurkerSpine: they literally touch
otakon17: how far is New York from York?
DaSunao: @otakon17 I feel like 8 rounds to the leg from an SMG isn't something you sneeze off
DEATHlikescats: Who are the original Zee’s that live in Zealand?
NotCainNorAbel: If it just says "Queen" then it is a very very safe bet that it is Queen Victoria
Arclight_Dynamo: That's actually how Arkansas was originally pronounced.
e_bloc: your kansas is great
JadedCynic: @otakon17 An ocean away
MrQBear: That's my favorite pokemon line: Kansas, Arkansas, and Urkansas
Raincoast_Bear: Zee Dutch for Sea
BrowneePoints: yep. Kansas and Arkansas are both describing the same Native Tribe but from two different groups of people @LoadingReadyRun
JadedCynic: @DEATHlikescats "Zee" is dutch for "Sea"
EikoandMog: Zealand is apparently, the big island of Denmark.
laikagoat: versailles in kentucky is pronounced ver-sales
Alas_Babylon: The real test for the Canadians is for them to pronounce "Natchitoches"
Bearudite: MegaKansas
otakon17: @DaSunao oh definitely! but I'm talking single shots to extremities not unloading into a limb till it's hamburger
Loonatic93: Columbia, District of Columbia, and British Columbia represent three different countries.
otakon17: @Alas_Babylon Na-ti-toe-ches?
EikoandMog: New Zealand and Zealand might be the furthest apart of this.
DEATHlikescats: @raincoast_bear that’s so cool! Like Norse is just ‘north’ I love etymology!!
Raincoast_Bear: Nak a do chez
LurkerSpine: funny, because the Canadian provinces were part of my American education
korvys: There's another one - Boston Pizza nowhere near Boston
BrowneePoints: BULL CRAP
Alas_Babylon: @otakon17 @Raincoast_Bear Nope.
otakon17: wait what
Alas_Babylon: Not kidding: NAK-a-dish.
serramarkov: Boston is in Mussletucky.
JadedCynic: Serge doesn't do well with International Marketing for Bionic Trousers Media ;)
otakon17: NAKADISH!?
DEATHlikescats: Americans only learned nationalist slanted history propaganda
BrowneePoints: Nunavut is titanic yes
Arclight_Dynamo: They're small out east and get bigger weest.
otakon17: it's true
otakon17: and i hate it
Sorator13: I have learned so much Canadian geography since becoking a hockey fan
SpaceVelociraptor: lol, the provinces of canada was the only test I ever cheated on in school
Nigouki: No that's just Mercrator projection
JadedCynic: Funko that's the map projection
PharaohBender27: Most of the provinces are east-west . . .
MadmanOreo: arkansas/kansas was like french speaking european vs english speaking thing I think.
MWGNZ: @EikoandMog the fun bit is it's Zeeland and New Zealand
otakon17: I will never NOT call it ARkansas now
Alas_Babylon: And not too far out west is "Nacogdoches" which is pronounced much closer to your guesses, so yeah
otakon17: Zeerusland
Tiber727: You should come here to Michigan. Enjoy scenic Sault Ste. Marie, or Ypsilanti.
Alas_Babylon: The G is soft, but otherwise yeah
BrowneePoints: well, Nunavut is a territory, but yea Nunavut is ENORMOUS
JadedCynic: there's ten provinces east to west in southern canada, then there's three territories covering a larger east-west range in northern canada
otakon17: do you have a compass?
mjiig: Is there a difference between territories and provinces other than what they're called?
manfred909: as an item yes
JadedCynic: @Tiber727 maybe, but I'll take the battery out of my phone when I get near Kalamazoo
MrQBear: @manfred909 How often have you ever seen anybody use it? ' -'
otakon17: okay is there a way to put the compass *on* the GUI
BrowneePoints: more importantly, back in 1999 the Canadian government gave the Inuit people's back governance of the Nunavut territory, as they should
MrQBear: @otakon17 Yes. You pull it out of your pocket and open it. ' <'
EikoandMog: This conversation made me just look up Victoria to Dawson City. Holy shit, that WAS a long drive for Road Quest.
MWGNZ: gui no, pull up the item and look at it yes
otakon17: this is the most un-videogame I have ever seen
manfred909: @MrQBear you have an excelent point
JadedCynic: @mjiig territories are bigger usually, but have much less population and infrastructure
otakon17: "Hey let's take all the convenience and fun of a videogame and take it out as much as possible"
Raincoast_Bear: @mjiig Their governance is different.
MWGNZ: otakon17 welcome to tarkov
manfred909: that is a good desctiption of Tarkoz
JadedCynic: @otakon17 do you walk around IRL with a compass rose in your field of vision?
matthaus_c: @JadedCynic do you not?
PharaohBender27: @EikoandMog And yet Goggle Maps thinks it would only take 12 days to walk that distance :p https://i.imgur.com/Rm6OWkw.jpg
Diabore: so many shoots
frozenphoenix7: @otakon17 What, you don't?
otakon17: no but it doesn't require 10 button presses to look at my phone plus it's easier to navigate in real life than vidya
manfred909: Joe 855 was buffed this wipe
Juliamon: Tarkov is what happens when you take "gritty realism" and grind it down into a fine powder realism
matthaus_c: the finest realism
MrQBear: @otakon17 Your phone has an easily available compass?
otakon17: I mean mostly?
otakon17: it has GPS and shows me which way is north
LordZarano: @MrQBear google maps?
mjiig: @mjiig I see
SuitablyEpic: the compass is one button press to activate
otakon17: HE SHOT FIRST! James is justified!
EikoandMog: Didn't see it, nah.
matthaus_c: work first, then banana
PharaohBender27: @otakon17 Honestly, I feel the second part of otakon17's statement is the real crux of the issue
manfred909: wasn't that exciting
frozenphoenix7: We're talking about compasses James, it's very important
otakon17: work first, money later
MWGNZ: we just expect that from you now James
MrQBear: Chat is too busy talking about compasses and video game realism to compliment you on your fine gunslinging.
Raincoast_Bear: He shot first. Justified return of fire.
korvys: James is the best, at not telling his team what he's doing lrrBEEJ
Boon_33: sick chunk fine sir
WitchyTQ: elfunkChunk
otakon17: James James he's our man, if he can't do it no one can!
otakon17: like you don't even get indicators of your team
62MGcobra: elfunkScav
JadedCynic: why would you?
MrQBear: Oh, that's ALL you want? I can spare one. elfunkChunk
Anexmedia: elfunkGold
otakon17: you would think there would be a *uniform* option so you don't accidentally shoot your own guys
SymphonicLolita: spare a chunk, good sir?
Spanked42: @otakon17 Ya, just pay attention and communicate. It's fine.
SpaceVelociraptor: I guess the answer is you don't have to play the game then
otakon17: yeah no, everyone looks the goddamn same
LordZarano: @otakon17 There's armbands
manfred909: they have arm bands otakon17 and you can match gear
JadedCynic: @otakon17 there is - buy armbands
SuitablyEpic: @otakon17 you can wear the same things if you want
DaSunao: @otakon17 That's the fun! Collecting your dead friend's dogtags that say a friendly killed them
otakon17: everyone is dressed in green and brown armored and armed up
JadedCynic: you gotta supply the uni-form clothing
WitchyTQ: i mean, very real to war attire. camo camo and more camo
otakon17: ofc you do XD
manfred909: well Funko has the guns out
Spanked42: I guess all green helmets look the same to you?
Spanked42: smh
otakon17: *yes* they do
JadedCynic: then tarkov isn't the game for you if you miss fine details like that...
DaSunao: They don't look the same to us. I see someone in an Altyn and I'm shitting myself
otakon17: so anyone exicted for the new STALKER game?
SuitablyEpic: theres black and tan options as well
MrQBear: I'd say 'at least everything in tarkov doesn't have a modern military game sepia filter on it' but i gotta be honest I wear purple tinted glasses so I can't tell what color things are usually. ' <'
JadedCynic: even a UN blue drop helmet :D
otakon17: okay a ALtyn is CLEARLY not the same as a green anti-shrapnel helmet
otakon17: the Altyn is *unique*
otakon17: it's also the best helmet in the ATOM RPG
manfred909: !tarkovsquad
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SuitablyEpic: you can outfit the team in UN blue if you think being easily identified is a good thing
JadedCynic: 'easily spotted by everyone'
otakon17: you're running arouind concrete
otakon17: either they're gonna see you moving regardless of camo or not
DaSunao: There's a LOT of bushes
SuitablyEpic: low saturation dark colors
otakon17: *turns off bush rendering*
manfred909: when playing solo it's a lot slower and sneakier
SuitablyEpic: even if its not green you blend
JadedCynic: good luck with that
otakon17: draw distance is a thing in this game
SuitablyEpic: @otakon17 not an option in this game
WitchyTQ: go piss girl
SuitablyEpic: if you computer can't run it they don't want you
otakon17: go relieve yourself!
JadedCynic: ^^^^
otakon17: um, want me? they're charging for this game are they not?
otakon17: they're not *paying me* to play it
DaSunao: @otakon17 You'd think so, but the developers hate us
JadedCynic: take that statement to heart
otakon17: I mean considering the game design of "die and lose all your progress" yes
JadedCynic: and get used to it
SuitablyEpic: @otakon17 bsg are certainly not the kind of people who think those things through
BrightstormRising: All devs hate users, I believe it's in their contract.
Spanked42: instantaneous? Oh god I'd blow myself up with it
matthaus_c: in matters of taste, the customer is always an idiot
JadedCynic: bsg is obsessed with 'a challenging, realistic, granular experience' and they've found enough of a market that they can be as mean as they want
otakon17: I just want a co-op dungeon crawler with first person action oriented combat, RPG stats and skill trees and procedural loot with no rogue-like elements is that so much to ask for
SuitablyEpic: @otakon17 yes
MWGNZ: apparently yes
MrQBear: @otakon17 Yep.
matthaus_c: absolutely yes
SuitablyEpic: I would take that with 3rd person
otakon17: you all make me sad
JadedCynic: start studying coding, because that's a fairly long list of conditions.
otakon17: oh yeah 3rd person would be nice too
JadedCynic: sorry
otakon17: GOTTA see your gear on your body
JadedCynic: but not gonna lie to you
SuitablyEpic: fashion is important
Spanked42: @otakon17 How do you think we feel?
Kwertzal_: Whats the best tip to give to a fresh new player?
JadedCynic: @Kwertzal_ get used to dying
WitchyTQ: "don't."
MWGNZ: "you will die, dont fear it"
JadedCynic: death is not 'failure'
Kwertzal_: Yeah, my friend bought it to me (tarkow) don't know what to expect
brainbosh: Scav a lot
Kwertzal_: tarkov*
SnackPak_: make sure to yell yeehaw real loud
SuitablyEpic: scav on cooldown
MrQBear: @SnackPak_ run up to the biggest, baddest dude, and offer them a crisp high five while you're at it?
otakon17: yeah no, death is failure. losing all your gear progression is failure, literally an act of God can wipe any type of progress you make. REAL LIFE isn't as unforgiving
SuitablyEpic: do quests. read the wiki to do them because they DO NOT make sense
JadedCynic: watch video guides, practice offline, be ready to lose and don't commit anything you can't afford to lose
WitchyTQ: "you will die, but it's fine." is also great for real life tbh
DaSunao: Your first wipe, you will feel completely overwhelmed and have no clue what you're doing. This is expected. Get friends, do quests, get money, learn weapons, find loot
LurkerSpine: AI scavs lol absolutely insane right now
DEATHlikescats: You will die to friendly fire…
MWGNZ: die to being led into a sniper zone by teammates on streets Kappa
manfred909: no one gets out alive
SuitablyEpic: @otakon17 in real life you don't get to try again
JadedCynic: @otakon17 Hi, I'd like you to meet From Software; I feel you might have a great discussion over that contentious point
duskcheetah: small new player tip, but don't shoot other scavs when you do a scav run!
Loonatic93: If you don't have friends to play with. Find some enemies who will.
Kwertzal_: Okay! thanks, having the map on the side seems like a great idea
SuitablyEpic: git gud
otakon17: I don't wanna shoot anyone anyway
SuitablyEpic: I kid
otakon17: I love Dark Souls but at least they dont' take away all your equipment when you die
otakon17: can you imagine if Dark Souls was like that?
SuitablyEpic: This game is for masochists. like it or don't, it won't change
WitchyTQ: you don't have to play the game otakon
WitchyTQ: you can just watch the boys have fun, its free
otakon17: I am and it is fun watching
KeytarCat: Just thought "I'm fine shooting humans, just not People!" and now I've made myself think
manfred909: that is how most of us enjoy Tarkov
manfred909: i bought it tried it and just watch others play. much better
Sorator13: @KeytarCat LUL
MrQBear: I'm definitely in the camp of: "I bet i'd enjoy playing this game... up until I died like 10 times in a row and got demoralized" :p
JadedCynic: @SuitablyEpic thank you for summarizing the sheer facts about this game
WitchyTQ: @MrQBear I'll stick to my pokemans and stardews
DaSunao: Sometimes you just get zipped straight in the dome while walking through a bush
SuitablyEpic: @SuitablyEpic by the time it doesn't suck anymore, most people start complaining about how they aren't having fun and start asking "whens the wipe"
MrQBear: @MrQBear You have reminded me I finally got to where I was trying to go in violet. I'm gonna play pokemon while watchin' Tarkov! ' <'
otakon17: yeah I jsut can't wrap my head around playing a game where you can and *will* regularly lose any type of progression to stuff that isn't even remotely your fault
JadedCynic: I don't know what to say to you
WitchyTQ: @MrQBear tqsClap
Juliamon: Some people like that challenge. That's all.
otakon17: wait did that lean back and forth thing mean they weren't hostile?
MrQBear: @otakon17 Roguelikes are popular in general because after you succeed you get to give yourself a gold star and a crisp high five and tell your friends about your sweet run.
DaSunao: @otakon17 I mean, you gain permanent progress constantly, the gear just comes and goes
SuitablyEpic: @otakon17 its not progression. you play roguelikes right? the loot is ephemeral
otakon17: I don't like roguelikes
otakon17: there are SO many games I would like more if they weren't roguelike
Juliamon: Different people like different things. That's just the way it is.
SuitablyEpic: @otakon17 my bad, I thought you mentioned it in your desired game
otakon17: but it's like "I like that, love that, YES MORE and it has roguelike elements and my game boner is gone"
Juliamon: If it's not your thing, no amount of explaining will make it your thing.
SuitablyEpic: the loot is not the progression, it is a currency you use to gain progress
otakon17: actually Ithink that explanation clicked with me
WitchyTQ: oh! I actually have a tarkov thing to chat about. you know the "cheese slice"? i thought it was a legit cheese slice they were eating as a health item.
duskcheetah: railroad to military is close to the military base cp, yeah
WitchyTQ: wasn't until Funko bought the guys replica ones i realized its the case
WitchyTQ: which makes a hell of a lot more sense lmao
otakon17: I'm sorry is that a MUFFIN TRAY?
Anexmedia: @WitchyTQ with how this game is, a slice of cheese wouldn't even be that weird to see
JadedCynic: I can see the confusion; that's understandable with games and funky healing mechanics @WitchyTQ
WitchyTQ: exactly!
DaSunao: @otakon17 Wasn't looking, but its probably dry fuel
Juliamon: The game has mayo, why wouldn't it have cheese
otakon17: wait I lie
otakon17: there's ONE roguelike I really like
otakon17: Dungeons of Dredmor
WitchyTQ: all I could think was "guess nobody here is lactose intolerant"
SuitablyEpic: I want a game with actual cheese as a reference tot his
Anexmedia: I was saying the other day this game has condensed milk, chocolate and sugar...we should be able to craft fudge
otakon17: but it's mostly because it's a very silly, comedic game
WitchyTQ: omg tarkov fudge
JadedCynic: ah, the REAL 'roguelikes' as in 'games that are like Rogue' <3
Sorator13: If someone offered me some Tarkov fudge, I would not eat it
PharaohBender27: @Anexmedia But where would we find a stove? :p
SuitablyEpic: @WitchyTQ they shove way worse stuff than milk in you in this game
WitchyTQ: hahahah
otakon17: Tarkov Bakery
Anexmedia: @PharaohBender27 heating 2
otakon17: where you might lose your bun after you buy it
JadedCynic: tbh, a loathe the current corruption of the term as a 'genre' that turns out games that are NOTHING like the game the reference
otakon17: is that a bottle of SHAMPOO?!
SuitablyEpic: @JadedCynic roguelites then
Juliamon: Hygiene is important
EikoandMog: @Sorator13 Like any soviet foodstuff, it will be absolutely heavenly or the worst thing you've eaten in your life with zero in between.
otakon17: WHY!?
WitchyTQ: hygiene
Anexmedia: Just because you're trapped in a city doesn't mean you can't have nice hair
otakon17: hahahaha
Sorator13: important that enemies can't smell you from around the corner
PharaohBender27: @Anexmedia Hm. In that case, WHERE'S THE FUDGE RECIPE, GAME!?!?
Juliamon: You still have to wash your dang hair
SuitablyEpic: barter trades as well
otakon17: "I'm literally risking my life for a bottle of Fruitesse!"
LordZarano: @otakon17 there's a vr game that basically matches your desired game, looks like that's about it though https://www.lorenzostanco.com/lab/steam/store/_/iQHFUY9qf
SquareDotCube: James "Can't find horses" Turner
sephsays: Dandruff trails could lead others to kill you. Dandruff is lethal, people.
otakon17: yeah if only I had VR
Juliamon: Hair grease soaking into your helmets... ughh
NotCainNorAbel: lrrGREED wheelerGreed
JadedCynic: I mean the old expression "I can make a bomb out of Bisquick" - shampoo can be used in chemical processes to make many things...
asthanius: that flash drive only has anime torrents
otakon17: @LordZarano thanks! that's a neat site *bookmarks*
DaSunao: You end up burning the red screwdriver for the gym
KeytarCat: @otakon17 Oh, I was thinking because it has longer runs that let run progress feel as rewarding as meta progress
RockPusher: Game preventing you from bad infosec choices
JadedCynic: @asthanius "It's called 'Hentai' and it's ART!"
manfred909: Serge good at counting
otakon17: @KeytarCat that too I guess? the "build your own class" and mods help a LOT.
talosparoxi: mmm loot
otakon17: mmm tasty tasty progression
otakon17: not even subs for the Russian eh?
otakon17: honestly surprised there are ANY type of GUI elements int his game
talosparoxi: it's kinda silly that you can't buy this game as a gift for someone unless you already own this game yourself
MrQBear: Believe me they have removed as many as they could get away with. :p
Juliamon: They intentionally only leave the ones they can't reasonably remove
otakon17: they could easily get away with removing the body elements, hotbar and stamina meter/health meter
MrQBear: James: Notably bad at Duck Hunt
Anexmedia: So I pitched this last night, what if they make an event that the birds drop loot
PharaohBender27: What's that bird ever do to you, James?
asthanius: birds aren't real
Diabore: well thats no fun
PharaohBender27: *What'd
otakon17: That bird killed his family
asthanius: birds are all government spies trying to infiltrate our local bakeries
SuitablyEpic: @otakon17 they fade away by default. its nice
otakon17: so can you give your entire scav's inventory to storage?
JadedCynic: @otakon17 then they'd need to add haptics to give the feedback you'd feel in reality
Juliamon: If you have the storage space.
SuitablyEpic: @otakon17 yep, free loot mechanism. it greases the wheel
Sorator13: It's very confusing to talk about selling things to Jaeger when Yager is on stream, lol
talosparoxi: he's a rubillionaire
JadedCynic: careful, the more roubles you amass, the more dangerous windows become... (there's not OSHA in Tarkov)
manfred909: just Mosin around
PharaohBender27: 1 million rubles= $14,084.51 USD at the moment :p
PharaohBender27: Alternately, it would be $19,105.85 CAD
JadedCynic: you could buy a cheap car!
Kelderan: Did a PMC run between dinner tasks and yoinked a M1A and ASh-12 from Marked room and an SR-25 from the box on the roof outside it ;3
talosparoxi: it's a good rifle
dougma: I just died in a fire fight where I did 394 damage to body, but still lost... DPS is a thing
Kelderan: Rough Dougma. I been there. But, rough. When you demolish both legs, arms, and stomach. But they get the head tap
laundreydhull: weh?
manfred909: that was greedy James
DaSunao: The long barrel bumped on the doorway lol
PipeSmokingOwl: a palpable hit!
dougma: insult to injury, I had found a surgical kit and an seleywa in raid, and had them in my inventory, so if they can get to my body, I have all the meds they need
PharaohBender27: lrrGREED
brainbosh: Got that bullet fragment
ThePov42: this is why long bolt action rifles don't work in confined spaces
manfred909: well you saved Funko then
manfred909: PPSH extreme bullet hose
chaostreader: One bullet. Two hits.
DaSunao: @chaostreader High velocity round, might slap the arm then the torso
Kazman20a: arm chest maybe
Kazman20a: its a big old battle rifle round, arms aren't really slowing it down much
xantos69: Just got here. Was the Lets Nope moved?
Juliamon: Postponed, yes
BrowneePoints: @xantos69 yep. wheels is having severe migraines
BrowneePoints: so shoved to tomorrow and next week
distrustingspectator: seems like Wheeler's migraines are really bad right now.
manfred909: Funko will still have a full stash next stream
EikoandMog: Oh heck, my stash is waaaaay overfull.
EikoandMog: I need to start losing some loadouts.
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Smapdi_Flaffermann: 48 months. Almost as long as a Tarkov queue. lol?
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serramarkov: A million rubles, that's what $12.50?
CanPlayGames: How many more?
asthanius: Maybe it's your eyes
manfred909: tqsSweat tqsSweat
manfred909: others hunt scavs and James loots
JadedCynic: @serramarkov as we've said, a little over $14k us
asthanius: speaking of love and war, when's the dating sim battle royale?
EikoandMog: @asthanius Isn't this Monster Prom?
manfred909: this always looks so cozy
manfred909: elfunkSickest Joe
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momma_tatts: 38 is more than 37!
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NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Juliamon: Do you want to shoot him now or wait til you get home? Kappa
LurkerSpine: I've been killed by people camping outskirts many times
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WitchyTQ: not yell, speak sternly
Diabore: gotta get you 7:18pm yell in
Diabore: your*
MrQBear: Ah, the good ol 7 PM screech.
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PharaohBender27: @Diabore Well, that was 32 minutes ago, so . . .
Diabore: @Diabore 3 and a half hours ago for me ;p
manfred909: are you doing this again on this weekend?
Diabore: @manfred909 schedule says yes
manfred909: sweet. can't wait
Diabore: 2-830 moonbase time
manfred909: HAMMAR
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Kelderan: So, Do I craft the Kriss, FN Scar, or the last Gas Analyzer I need for Therapist?
distrustingspectator: this game is so strange if you really think about it deeply
Kelderan: I can't believe that last one is even an option...
Diabore: classic nightbook
manfred909: is the tree going away soon?
Kelderan: The Vector is just so pretty <3. But, yeah. Gas Aniy it is. Though, I can't wait to see 3 in the very next raid after crafting XD
duskcheetah: I'm sure I'll see 3 iskras each raid after I finally get Jaegar's quest done. (Just failed to extract w/one... I need to stop trying the woods vehicle extract.)
CanPlayGames: He said the thing
Sorator13: haha, he said the name of the show
e_bloc: Corgo777 uhhhhh one more
Agu_Sakku: Go figure, I show up after another stream ends, Yours is about to end.....
Sorator13: @Agu_Sakku there's always the vod squad!~
MrQBear: @distrustingspectator I suppose that's true, but if I said I was playing a game where I'm fighting teacups so I can make a suit of armor for my tiny fire elemental I think that's also pretty strange. ' -'
Agu_Sakku: Not a big fan of VODs... @Sorator13
BrowneePoints: meh
BrowneePoints: Phyrexia story starts soon though
SnowBuddy18: Phyrexians in Marvel Snap?
TemporallyAwry: The final OneMore KPOPcheer
TehAmelie: not that this is my type of game at all, buti like it when they have scalable prices
distrustingspectator: @MrQBear agreed. how would you describe Tarkov weirdly yet literally? My best take a backpack simulator with hide and seek mini game
Agu_Sakku: Buy the game for me. You know you want to! lol
MWGNZ: bsg wont be streaming for a few days tho
manfred909: yeah lol
DaSunao: @MWGNZ Lol, they got Russian drunk
Agu_Sakku: lol
brianmars1: hi James
EikoandMog: Got my first junkbox! Someone give me a name for it.
manfred909: boxojunk
SnowBuddy18: bunk jocks
MrQBear: @distrustingspectator "Inventory Management Game, where you then spend said Inventory in an elaborate gambling minigame that utilizes guns"
ContingentCat: @EikoandMog Kevin
distrustingspectator: lol, that's pretty good. bravo
MadmanOreo: jonkbux
MrQBear: @EikoandMog Junko.
pimiento: @EikoandMog 50L montgomery clear tub
EikoandMog: These are some choice names.
MrQBear: @EikoandMog actually I change my name to this one.
CanPlayGames: So is this like PuBG?
Juliamon: Not really?
PharaohBender27: ^
MWGNZ: yes but also no, it has persistance and no circle
EikoandMog: @EikoandMog This is too long so it's 50L montgomery
pimiento: only in that it's a brown and green head clicker
DaSunao: @CanPlayGames Is it a game with shooting and persons, yes. Is it a battle royale, no.
MrQBear: @distrustingspectator Alternate answer where I'm explaining it poorly: "Airsoft Game gone Incredibly Wrong".
pimiento: @EikoandMog elfunkHeart
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CanPlayGames: I see
EikoandMog: Kevin was also a strong contender.
Juliamon: It's super-granual inventory tetris with a looter shooter stapled onto it
MWGNZ: ^
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Juliamon: *granular
ImposterArchitect: Yeah, i didn't mean to shoot Santa. But i just blew his head off near Scav bunker on Woods
MrQBear: @ImposterArchitect Oh no. My condolences to your reputation.
ImposterArchitect: yeah, it's really bad
ImposterArchitect: I see lots of Car Extracts in my future.
MadmanOreo: "what are you wearing" Are we sure THIS isn't the pubg dating sim?
EikoandMog: Oh my god, I have SO MUCH MORE SPACE
EikoandMog: Thank you 50L Montgomery!
MadmanOreo: *battle royale dating sim
gundamschwing: Wait, one more one more?
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
pimiento: the first junkbox is a revelation
EikoandMog: LUL
BusTed: Simply impossible to know who it was.
pimiento: elfunkToxic
MrQBear: You know James, I hear Funko is STILL healing on the rocks. ' -'
EikoandMog: We just can't know.
CanPlayGames: jlrrDang
MWGNZ: James i hear funko is healing
pimiento: it's shame james had to hang back and recover from that 'nade and couldn't help funko not get shot
EikoandMog: Also got my Director's Office Key!
EikoandMog: Spawned with one as a scav.
Tripleyew: ‘Evening Tarkov Squad and howdy all
pimiento: @EikoandMog nice!
pimiento: hiya Tripleyew
EikoandMog: Still haven't found a sledgehammer.
pimiento: i found a whole pile of them today .. .. at bunnings.
manfred909: lrrFRUMP
EikoandMog: @pimiento :I
pimiento: and so many more of those 50L tubs
EikoandMog: I wanna be.... Sledgehammer!
MWGNZ: group of 5 also less efficiant looting
manfred909: irl Canadian Military move in pairs
EikoandMog: Starting to use night raids for my scavving atm.
lilemo333: ralliedDance ralliedDance ralliedDance ralliedDance ralliedDance
PharaohBender27: Cheer120 Can't help but notice you still haven't escaped after almost 2 years sparkl171Smug
TemporallyAwry: sergeGG
brianmars1: good night
lamina5432: Gnight
distrustingspectator: good stream james and team.
manfred909: thanks for streamin. Later James and Squad
manfred909: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager el_funko: twitch.tv/el_funko JoeKim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
Kelderan: Thanks folks
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
pimiento: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
DaSunao: lrrSHINE elfunkGold
TemporallyAwry: !findquote coffee
LRRbot: Quote #2717: "I had 6 dollars... I was going to buy coffee... I'm going to go cry in my hotel, that I own." —Cameron [2016-06-01]