TehAmelie: that screen's built in speakers is in fact the best sound solution i have right now
TehAmelie: big props, Samsung smart TV that i have never tried to connect to the internet
Earthenone: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #5616: "I don't think you can carve a permanent magical scar into yourself with a Wheaty Nibble." —Dale [2018-12-17]
CAKHost: I heard there will be magic magic magic of the magic kind?
Earthenone: lrrSIG
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therealkeyens: Boy I sure hope this is a surprise superman 64 stream. Can you imagine?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James and Adam are live playing Magic: The Gathering on LRRMTG. Which is good cause that's sort of the entire conceit of our Thursday afternoon stream. Could you imagine if we played Superman 64 instead? Madness! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1611120657378734082
CAKHost: I mean, the mana in magic is represented by circles. It probably isn't that hard of a jump to Superman 64! :P
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BusTed: how many bits to get through all the rings on the first level of Superman 64
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FPNY41: Hi
ShaneLeeAtk: I finally got through all the ring in Superman 64... My therapist and I are still working through it.
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BusTed: HypeWave
Juliamon: *sigh*
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BusTed: 🤔
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
FPNY41: is James the new spokesperson for the ThighMaster?
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
Natedogg2: Please do not die. It's not good for your health.
Wolfstrike_NL: New year new opportunities, will James chrush a watermelon this year?
MegaDosX: Oh no
BusTed: oww
MegaDosX: Ouch
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LibraryWitchKei: Wait, streams of Superman 64 are on the table?
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BusTed: seabatYIKES adam
lochnessseammonster: yep
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cy0nknight: Magic magic magic? Magic :D
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gamercat88: last year
TehAmelie: oh hi magic mans
FPNY41: yeah I was just watching the Cube Draft video on YT
YeetTheRich_: oh right the buttons LUL
TheMerricat: LOL and the question is does James know the background.
Orxolon: xD
BusTed: it's good content
cy0nknight: What lol
Pywodwagon: Sealed is fun because its 2/2/2 of different sets
Natedogg2: Yeah, 1 and 2 are done already.
accountmadeforants: 1 and 2 are done, yeah, there are 10 total
Izandai: PrideLaugh
cy0nknight: The Sealed Decathlon is pretty fun. You can try for Domain decks
MilkInBags: thursday, what a concept
constablecrab: If I had ears that big, the last thing I’d want to do is get in a sword fight
Pywodwagon: I got my 7 wins with a 4 color monstrosity
MilkInBags: deckathlon?
MegaDosX: I guess you might be playing blue
Diabore: thats... not great
ghizmou: melding seems very unlikely
Cavemanhar: grixis?
Diabore: hope to carry with commons and uncommons?
LibraryWitchKei: Dominaria Remastered lite.
MegaDosX: Use Mirari Conjecture to copy Karn's Temporal Sundering!
MilkInBags: this pool sucks! time to play huh tarkov
FPNY41: Bomb Uncommons in Dominaria
Pywodwagon: I played a grand total of 1 of my rares in my seven win deck
MilkInBags: adam LUL
Diabore: white is out
MegaDosX: Adam with the Fry eyes benginLul
FPNY41: blue white flyers in all drafts every drafts
197 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
BusTed: T'is a poor craftsman who blames his tools.
LibraryWitchKei: As opposed to what, James?
F1SHOR: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
ninjapufft: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove
MegaDosX: James really just said skill issue
BrookJustBones: sergeCanal sergeYak
MegaDosX: Also, raiders!
Ravynn: Brew Crew is Here! sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
chrono2x: sergeHeart seabatClap lrrSHINE sergeHeart seabatClap lrrSHINE
Two_Hats: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
bytecaster: Just get a fight stick and play on that to even the playing field
SergeYager: hiya
YeetTheRich_: classic shooter player i respect that
ArtemisHuntress: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
MegaDosX: You can search for them
ghizmou: we got the wall lady
ArtemisHuntress: we hunted many vaults
accountmadeforants: A poor deckcraftsman blames his tools or something.
MegaDosX: t:soldier if you want to try and make a soldier deck
Diabore: t:soldier might work?
ExachixKitsune: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart pearlieRaid
sag3error: sergePeek sergeHeart sergePeek
VonShnigglewitz: sergeSipp sergeSipp
F1SHOR: serge said if we dont embarrass him we get treats sergeSnerge
Diabore: white looks bad tbh
MilkInBags: in bolas's clutchies my trogies
micalovits: Its not great
MegaDosX: I see a Divination
Diabore: @MegaDosX and i want to draw 2 cards
MilkInBags: it is not
GredGredmansson: Magic?
ghizmou: bolas makes a legendary
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Diabore: 2, clutches makes a legend
MegaDosX: Bulwark isn't terrible?
bytecaster: Mill stone! We found our win condition
MegaDosX: Red has some spice in it
Diabore: 5 removal in black? jeez
ghizmou: dont forget large boy up there
bytecaster: Grixis Removal Tribal?
BloodnBullets: obliterating bolt is quality
GredGredmansson: what format is this?
Diabore: we got a land for UB too
Serpens77: @GredGredmansson Decathalon Sealed (2xDOM, 2xDMU, 2xBRO)
code1300: Mishra rare
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Jovh11: Oh wow one month for every card that should be in your deck
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Zentiseon: I misread the push notification and thought that Jamie and Adam from Mythbusters were going to play Magic. "They got Jamie in a room with Adam again?!"
BorealMage: Hey, this isn't Superman 64!
Khyrberos: @zentiseon wait is there beef between those two?
Diabore: @Khyrberos they were colleagues not friends iirc
GredGredmansson: @Serpens77 thanks!
Khyrberos: hm!
Wolfstrike_NL: blue saga?
MegaDosX: The what Adam
Zentiseon: @khyrberos welllll Jamie and Adam maintained a professional relationship but that was it
micalovits: Founding is not good here
dweebert91: Recommission in white?
ghizmou: we could be removal.deck with conjecture
YeetTheRich_: @ghizmou and the millstone 4Head
FPNY41: if you have defenders and are splashing white, wingmantle chaplain is pretty bomb
ladyjessica: Conjecture looks good
MegaDosX: Temporal Sundering so you can copy it lrrBEEJ
FPNY41: unwind is pretty cool too
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kristian_fischer: Evening, gents. Belated Happy New Year.
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anbuagent12: this is one of the magic decks of all time.
Diabore: 2 with evolving is safe enoughj
MegaDosX: Deck's perfect, ship it
Diabore: div bolt and something for sorceries
ghizmou: good talk
Diabore: cmon t3 officer no answers
kristian_fischer: Is this that Decathlon thing I heard about?
ghizmou: OG dom had doo doo removal
Diabore: @kristian_fischer yup, currently in all dom sealed (og dom, dom u, bro)
Diabore: @ghizmou i disagree
YeetTheRich_: the perfect limited deck for this format is 25 rat colony and 15 swamps
Diabore: seal away, vicious offering, eviscerate, settle the score, blessed light off the top of my head
micalovits: Cast down was also from OG dom right?
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ExtraWubs: thanks for the 5 bezos bux amazon
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Diabore: !card blessed light
LRRbot: Blessed Light [4W] | Instant | Exile target creature or enchantment.
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kristian_fischer: Five drops land with a CLUNK, thus clunky.
Diabore: ok i was thinking of the right one, i wonder what adam was thinking of
Anonymousless: skystrike officer (plus other quality soliders) is the reason I decided to try playing standard because of the viability of WU soldiers
raulghoulia: I always imagine the person not playing but suggesting plays as Grima Wormtongue
BorealMage: Didn't OG Dom have Cast Down?
Diabore: right yeah it had cast down too
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theghostwiththemost: yo button time again
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TheMerricat: !card in bola's
LRRbot: In Bolas's Clutches [4UU] | Legendary Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / You control enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent is legendary.
roastbeefsandwitch: Mmm, this interesting sealed format
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hell yeah Adam, Clutch that Torment
Diabore: i love clutch 3/2
Diabore: just pray for no disenchant
roastbeefsandwitch: Dominaria and Dominaria United have surprising synergy with each other.
theymerLoviatar: hello magic bois, hello magic chat
Diabore: @roastbeefsandwitch brothers war is also here
SydPreviouslyHeadache: clutching the 3/2 is probably the overall smarter play
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Harvest25: remeber to draw a card at their endstep
Diabore: so officer gives infinite chumps for the 9/9
ghizmou: i was thinkin more of how bloodtallow candle was played and green only has ancient animus
MegaDosX: lmao
dweebert91: Dont forget to draw at opp. EoT
Anonymousless: remember to draw with your soldiers EoT
YeetTheRich_: can you kick it? yes you can
MegaDosX: You have such a board state
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Vonbane: sweet
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MegaDosX: Opponent what is you doing
GredGredmansson: on the lifelinker?
BusTed: FBtouchdown
f_tan_theta: they saw the writing on the wall
MegaDosX: Lifelink and indestructible
TheMerricat: ^
BloodnBullets: maybe they were stream sniping and knew they really were thanks to onslaught.
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've definitley stared at a board state knowing i wasn't dead, but wasn't in a good spot, and just chose not to survive the turn
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mah_bad: I like Flamesage but it whiffs a ton
roastbeefsandwitch: Mmm, Keldon Flamemage. I just broke that shaman out for a deck last night. She's fun
Diabore: cloudreader to set up flame sage?
roastbeefsandwitch: She's... well, just terrible without the Enlist, but actually playable with it.
TheWriterAleph: sup nerds
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akvar: A lot lol
Natural_Ones_Only: Is this Decathalon?
Diabore: @Natural_Ones_Only yup
akvar: It's not even a reference to that moment. Was some random word I made up when I was a kid and used it ever since XD
adambomb625: What the heck is this format?
roastbeefsandwitch: Sealed: 2 BRO, 2 DMU, 2 DOM
YeetTheRich_: ooh baby
Grimnus: Oh hey thats a great one to yoink
TheWriterAleph: it's young sheoldred
MegaDosX: Your Sheoldred? My Sheoldred
adambomb625: YOINK
TheMerricat: !card sheoldred
LRRbot: Did you mean: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse; Sheoldred's Restoration; Rona, Sheoldred's Faithful; Sheoldred, Whispering One; Reaper of Sheoldred
YeetTheRich_: yeesh
Diabore: our sheoldred comrade
TheMerricat: !card sheoldred the apic
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
micalovits: Nice preator you got there
YeetTheRich_: that's so rude
Razmooten: Ahh.. yes, this is mine
TheMerricat: !card sheoldred the apoc
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
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Abavus: 2x2x2x2x2x2 months
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GredGredmansson: good bye
ghizmou: decline
micalovits: Bye
Diabore: why exile it?
laundreydhull: lawl,... & oof.
toastiferous: what are we playing?
GredGredmansson: he saw "bolt" and thought "3 damage face"
Diabore: dom grab bag
GredGredmansson: who hasn;t
laundreydhull: it is done.
Grimnus: May as well enlist right?
BloodnBullets: we will just have to cry into our sheoldred
Grimnus: Same damage and it looks at 6 cards instead
micalovits: @toastiferous Sealed OG dom, DOM united & BRO
toastiferous: one of each?
toastiferous: or waitz
micalovits: 2 of each
Diabore: sheoldred is dumb
laundreydhull: wow, I figured. New Elesh Norm could've had flash like the wandering emperor.
GredGredmansson: you discard 2
Araragi298: what is this, cube?
Juliamon: Decathlon sealed
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i love that they added cards that "you and opponent draw a card" to recent sets, they're silly with Sheoldred
micalovits: I mean, they are still dead even without a removal
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Mr_Horrible: Vacation is over, but at least I have Button
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: *my b/w deck with Sheoldred isn't good, but it's fun
GredGredmansson: I just simulated this pool; I opened DMU Karn and Urza's Face Ship
Abavus: You did not get me and I was frankly offended
GredGredmansson: a not bad Dimir Historic deck
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roastbeefsandwitch: I wouldn't mind seeing LRR do a Dominaria Throwndown as a possible Friday Night Paper Fight idea. Have each player take 5 packs of DOM and DMU to make a 60 or 100 card deck for multiplayer use.
roastbeefsandwitch: Or whatever format might be fun.
Diabore: exactly this would be fine, 2-2-2 and sealed
MegaDosX: T3 Goblin Matron, finds Muxus
Abavus: I hope that came through as a joke lrrSPOOP
jaqofspades: This the decathalon sealed?
Juliamon: yup
GredGredmansson: shore up is a surprise blocker
Mr_Horrible: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Natural_Ones_Only: Is the title a reference to the first Friday Nights?
princess_intell: hey hi hello how are y'all
MegaDosX: Divination gives you a chance to find lands that the Flamesage will make you miss
Khyrberos: what about emoticons/emojis to express humor/sarcasm/etc?
warboss5: GAH! Why won't Twitch let me renew with my Prime sub while the previous Prime sub is still going? warbosSsad
Juliamon: hello hi princess_intell
princess_intell: @Khyrberos "nice!"
Smokin_Moses: Hey all! I got back to mtg after playing paper from Mirrodin to Lorwyn and was devastated to learn that Extended is gone. What would the closest thing to the old Extended in Arena?
micalovits: I like it to enlisht the bulwark
letfireraindown: text has to be simple or specific. otherwise context can change the meaning
princess_intell: @Smokin_Moses probably explorer, their answer to pioneer
HalcyonPrime9: Explorer
warboss5: Even Pioneer doesn't come close to Old Extended
MegaDosX: Explorer's Pioneer-in-potentia in Arena
Smokin_Moses: ahh gotcha, I meant the "feel" of Extended, not the sets haha
RAZRBCK08: explorer is going to be pioneer eventually yea
jaqofspades: If you are looking for old Extended in real life, play Pre-Modern.
GredGredmansson: if they said "extended" do they even know what modern is
princess_intell: i feel like there's a new "eternal" 60 card format for roughly every decade of mtg
YeetTheRich_: this is why cube exists
laundreydhull: I wouldn't hold my breath. Devs appear to crank a slow-roll into pioneer.
RAZRBCK08: explorer is also accurate to paper and not any of the alchemy or buffs/debuffs
MegaDosX: You have better Shore Up targets tbh
MrPipboy3000: did you guys get the discounted draft token in the store today?
princess_intell: i know it's a whole lot more complicated than that, but 2002 forward is modern, 2012 forward is pioneer, etc
warboss5: Extended was a dead format around my town even back when I started in earnest back in 2010
ThorSokar: what was the last set that really clicked with you?
MegaDosX: Do we blow up the Sprite now before it gets swole?
GredGredmansson: neon kamigawa was great
Smokin_Moses: @warboss5 it was pretty awesome during the Time Spiral days tbh
RAZRBCK08: I love BRO a lot
Smokin_Moses: but yeah I just googled it and explorer sounds cool... if they add all the sets
uchihab7: ikoria was mine
YFiddler: yeah kamigawa was rad. 2004 in general i like a lot for mtg
princess_intell: neon kamigawa is going to be one of those sets people won't shut up about, like khans or og innistrad
Khyrberos: oof
princess_intell: i say this because i know how hard kamigawa rocks
Khyrberos: no tap raff?
Jovh11: Shore up bait looks better though
warboss5: @warboss5 Time Spiral was during the dark ages for me, after I stopped my Young Days with Onslaught and before I started back up in Scars
20SidesToAStory: dom remastered?
Diabore: tap raff to what?
GredGredmansson: for his own ability
laundreydhull: oh, yes. local playgroup is almost mono-EDH. Drafts almost never fire out here. If at all on release week.
Diabore: needs 2 creatures
GredGredmansson: instead of the other two creatures
princess_intell: is this "block" draft?
GredGredmansson: @Diabore not JUST raff
roastbeefsandwitch: We're 5 remastered / curated sets on Arena from having full Pioneer - Return to Ravnica block, original Theros block, Khans block, Battle for Zendikar block, Shadows over Innistrad block, and Magic Origins.
Juliamon: !decathlon
LRRbot: James and Adam are playing in the Decathlon sealed event. It consists of 2x DOM, 2x DMU, and 2x BRO.
Earthenone: block sealed
Khyrberos: @warboss5 are you me? very similar timeline : )
MegaDosX: "Tap Raff to what" to the beat of "Turn Down For What"
princess_intell: ah
Diabore: oh i get it now, i thought they attacked
jaqofspades: @roastbeefsandwitch Shadows is coming in a remastered set this month.
RAZRBCK08: I had a sweet G/R sealed deck in this event yesterday and went 6-2 unfortunately
princess_intell: i wish i wasn't so terrible at draft, i'd like it more
warboss5: @Khyrberos I'd be willing to bet our experiences match a popularity curve for the game in general
Khyrberos: whoops that wasn't the right smiley
MegaDosX: That Skirk is messing with opponent's priority >_>
Diabore: do you bottom for land?
warboss5: Cloudreader Sphinx: "Ooooo, look, that one looks like a bunny rabbit!"
princess_intell: @warboss5 time to hug him and squeeze him and call him george?
Juliamon: George is a different card
petey_vonwho: my store used to draft every week. but people stopped coming, so they stopped running them. sucks because as much as I love edh, I miss drafting in paper.
warboss5: @warboss5 Never a time not to!
MegaDosX: I think now you want a land so you can steal it :p
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micalovits: Do you do it after they draw?
GredGredmansson: do we enlist the Sphinx?
f_tan_theta: God I love thorn elemental
princess_intell: i wish i had ANY kind of halfway decent card store near me
Diabore: bottomed
GredGredmansson: keep land for Bolas
MegaDosX: Though it does look like they bottomed it?
warboss5: !card in bolas's clutches
LRRbot: In Bolas's Clutches [4UU] | Legendary Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / You control enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent is legendary.
MegaDosX: Maybe they have something better
GredGredmansson: well then we can take their other big thing
princess_intell: the catch-22 of living near a city is that everything is *in* the city, and therefore just far enough away to be a pain to get to
Diabore: dont even have the mana too, they sacced prospector to cast it
MrPipboy3000: They need a land for a 7 drop too ...
Jovh11: They also can't cast it they sacced their skirk for the 7th mana
kumatsu: I just got here from the tweet, when are we getting James' Superman 64 stream
RAZRBCK08: that's a nice 10/10 thanks opponent
MegaDosX: Neat golem, mine now
Diabore: james why would you ask that
warboss5: Scoop?
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princess_intell: i hope arena keeps up the solid run of good reprints, if only so i can have them for historic brawl
Joalni: @kumatsu I don't think they have announced the next PIF yet, so...
Smokin_Moses: the burning bush
Natural_Ones_Only: Burning Bush
warboss5: Did OP rage quit?
MegaDosX: You would get quite ill, yeah
RAZRBCK08: there's enough pump spells in this that they could potentially 12 you without a blocker
MilkInBags: would you smoke a pharaoh
princess_intell: turn a river to blood
Natural_Ones_Only: Ask the people who ate the mummies
gamercat88: salt from the red sea would probably keep it preserved ok
killiarn: amazing how a simple flyer can speed a game
kumatsu: I learned from Mike Mingola that if you smoke a man, you gain all his knowledge
jessieimproved: No joke people use to consume mummy parts because they thought it would do something
MrPipboy3000: ahhh, the rope
Khyrberos: Wasn't Moses more like 4000 years old?
MegaDosX: Nobody's ever asked that question before
Mr_Horrible: rolling up Ramses in a fat blunt
princess_intell: smoke dat dank bush?
MilkInBags: the world hasn't been the same since someone opened the black sarcophagus with the red liquid
GredGredmansson: @jessieimproved "He's teriyaki style!"
uchihab7: in high school a friend asked our theology teacher if the burning bush was code for weed and he got suspended for 3 days
BloodnBullets: take a tug of tutankamen
gamercat88: wanna gravity bomb this Tutt
MegaDosX: Was that the point of mummification? Making them into blunts?
RyKuOne: LUL reminds me of the secon scary movie two LUL where someone smokes a finger LUL
Wicker_Guide: Pure certified King Tut dust dufe!
MegaDosX: Yeah you have them
Rob_Racoon: TutDANHKAmen?
jaqofspades: My plug got that King Tut Kush
Diabore: gg op
Mr_Horrible: CleoPuffPuffPasstra
Natural_Ones_Only: Take a dap of Tut
warboss5: Phuff Phuff Phass?
TemporallyAwry: Seriously though - if someone found weed in a tomb. SOMEONE would try to smoke it.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: puff puff tut
SK__Ren: I'm more a fan of Puffankhamen
dizzycriminal: Stuck in a pyramid, smoke weed f4 lyf
aiolian: !card krosan druid
LRRbot: Krosan Druid [2G] | Creature — Centaur Druid [2/3] | Kicker {4}{G} / When Krosan Druid enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, you gain 10 life.
Sky_Kast: hows the let's MTG crew
itira: tutt tutt pass is good LUL
GredGredmansson: @SK__Ren more like TutDANKhamun
Jovh11: All I'm saying is that we don't know if those pharos ever said "let me blunt" in their lives. This could be honoring their wishes
ThorSokar: "Well, I say my good sir would you like to partake in some DANK PHARAOH, it is the newest and most exclusive experience"
Natural_Ones_Only: Pharaohs: let me be blunt
Diabore: 15%?
Diabore: thats so high
MilkInBags: I would simply pass it to people I don't like
Wicker_Guide: no thanks
jessieimproved: 15? I'm good, no thanks
MegaDosX: James skipped Puff and Puff steps
Mr_Horrible: I need those odds to be a *lot* lower
MegaDosX: And went straight to Pass
itira: OH no thanks lol
micalovits: Hard pass
Diabore: how about 4%
kumatsu: The weed brownie that literally lasts forever
MilkInBags: have a smoke, Pierre Poilievre
ThorSokar: 15% is WAY too high, now how about 2%
BloodnBullets: ~1/7
comrade_cards: does the worst keep getting worse?
SK__Ren: Sure. I don't have to smoke it every day. And yeah, time share that thing
princess_intell: if only weed didn't literally smell like skunk
Ctabbe: does that mean if i hit that 15% the next one will be worse?
anbuagent12: Does it stack? Like will the next trip be worse than the first?
warboss5: I've only had a handfull of highs in my life and there's NOTHING that would get me to revisit the worst of them
MegaDosX: No, you want to be friends with Milk, if you aren't they'll give you the cursed joint
jaqofspades: I would take it.
itira: it would save a lot of money
Athelgar: "Trapped in a mirror, smoke weed forever." - Edgy-serge
micalovits: Weed isn't THAT expensive tbf
Mr_Horrible: yeah, is this psuedo-random?
itira: diminishing returns?
Natural_Ones_Only: 1/3, russian roulette odds
ThorSokar: also, I thought you meant "the high lasts forever"
Mr_Horrible: do we have RNG Protection? Kappa
MegaDosX: What is this monkey's paw nonsense Adam
TemporallyAwry: And if you just kept doing it - that "worst trip" would have to get REALLY weird to keep up.
princess_intell: so it's a hades boon??
jessieimproved: At this point in my life, I'm not sure I would take any %, I just don't care enough, been there done that
warboss5: Troll attack
BraveKingMax: 4.20%
gamercat88: but it tastes like a mummy
graal_smith: Hi James, Hi Adam
shendaras: I feel if it's something you can burn infinitely you can probably make power with it or something.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: then again the chance of a bad trip is never really 0
graal_smith: The intervention worked, James is even using sleeves on Arena!
kumatsu: I've lived through enough nightmare scenarios, I don't need mystical bad trips on top of it
MilkInBags: I smoked weed once and it did nothing, I suspect it was parsley (it was at high school graduation)
Mr_Horrible: *smoking the Infinity Blunt after 50 consecutive safe highs* "Ah, the most dangerous game"
MegaDosX: Wow, the loophole
ThorSokar: well, if you roll the dice enough and win, does "the worst high ever" buffer underflow and come back around to the best trip ever?
roastbeefsandwitch: Who needs bread and circuses when you have weed and munchies?
MegaDosX: Holy shit Milk
itira: hahaha
GredGredmansson: love it
Juliamon: I stepped away for like a minute and I'm so lost
MegaDosX: So do we Divination and slam?
MilkInBags: no no the after party
Juliamon: Chat why are you like this
princess_intell: @MilkInBags i'm sure on the people actually on weed thought it was hilarious
jaqofspades: On the stage with the hat on?
Mr_Horrible: love to smoke pencil shavings due to my youthful naivete
kumatsu: @Juliamon I blame Milk
Wicker_Guide: @Juliamon hi sergeHi
Natural_Ones_Only: @Juliamon Mummy Blunts
MegaDosX: @Juliamon I bet you know the answer to that question already tbh
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Jovh11: How did you solve the energy crisis? Well I met a wizard who gave me an infinity blunt....
Diabore: @Juliamon adam asked james ih would take a never ending blunt with a 15% chance of having the worst high of your life
WhirlwindAbyss: I unfortunately always have a bad reaction and always have a bad high
Pywodwagon: Skipping half of junior year probably wasn't a great call
Mr_Horrible: Juliamon in fairness it's at least a *little* the streamers' fault
Diabore: @Juliamon if he would*
princess_intell: my worst thing: think that any of it actually mattered
graal_smith: Narrator: James knew, but he didn't want to say
micalovits: Jaaaameess, thats teasing!
warboss5: I like Divination
Natural_Ones_Only: That's just mean James
ghizmou: the people want to know!
Juliamon: Hm, I don't think I've ever had a bad high, but I don't smoke so I wouldn't take the blunt anyway
theevermist: Nah I don't need to know, had one in grade 11 myself so I just assume it is similar
Nukified: 15%, I like the odds
aiolian: does enlist only buff power?
Juliamon: bottomless edible baggie of holding, on the other hand...
MegaDosX: @aiolian Correct
GredGredmansson: @aiolian yes
aiolian: yeah just double checking
aiolian: not doubting you
MilkInBags: edibles are just high roulette
Orxolon: I'd like to know from the ppl in chat still in high school XD
Mr_Horrible: a regenerating cookie
BloodnBullets: A friend gave me some special browne at newyears, it did nothing for my wife but fucked me up good.
Natural_Ones_Only: Can I just have infinite brownies without the weed
shendaras: Can you store other things in this baggie, too, just for convenience?
MegaDosX: !card keldon flamesage
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warboss5: Is bolt an instant?
princess_intell: does the endless blunt smell like skunk? it's the only reason i hate being around weed.
MegaDosX: Bolt is Sorcery
GredGredmansson: we have o-bolt in response
GredGredmansson: oh whoops
mah_bad: I feel it's odd to attack with Infantry and not Enlisting it
princess_intell: i have the MOST sensitive nose, it's so annoying
Diabore: i wonder what the relationship between the cavalier and the unicorn is
Wolfstrike_NL: opp? that things has vigialance
jaqofspades: Purely a business arrangement
Juliamon: princess_intell I feel you, it's why I gave up vaping
RAZRBCK08: I feel like people misplay with that Urza too often.
GredGredmansson: blue only just got vigilance
GredGredmansson: its fine
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Endless joint but every time you use it there's a 15% chance you have to spend an hour whit the person you dislike most
Diabore: @TheDailyMapleSyrup im in, i spend everyday with me anyway
Natedogg2: What if the person you hate the most is yourself?
Mr_Horrible: @TheDailyMapleSyrup perfect, I'll just keep a weapon on me OpieOP
Nukified: if you're that high, do you really care?
ghizmou: maybe you learn to love them
jaqofspades: But what if High Me is the person I dislike the most.
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Natural_Ones_Only: I get to force Elon Musk to waste an hour every day, nice
BusTed: Motorcycle
Diabore: find out who keanu has beef with? still in
BraveKingMax: not a bad way to start a party
itira: one hour is up, teleports back i guess?
anbuagent12: He'd hate you after awhile
JosephDeath: It's like that John Oliver bit where he snaps and summons George Clooney
kumatsu: "I will pay for you to have other weed"
princess_intell: @Juliamon it sucks because i don't actually care what people do, it's just the SMELL
NotCainNorAbel: Let them take a hit until they warp someplace else
v_nome: Can we convince Keanu to smoke it? I just want to know who, if anyone, HE hates.
gamercat88: has anyone else seen the trailer of Nick Cage playing Dracula? kinda looks like an epic movie
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Sky_Kast: probably his ex wife
Mr_Horrible: you just let everyone who's teleported in take a hit until *they* teleport someone else, until you have created the One True Nightmare Blunt Rotation
Sky_Kast: sorry that's Hollywood for ya
Nukified: that sounds fun
MegaDosX: Little Danitha is still an issue
MegaDosX: But Big Danitha is a Problem
v_nome: @gamercat88 I just did earlier. I was completely on board until it was Nick Cage. Still pretty on board though.
shendaras: Yeah, how many people would you need before you end up looping?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: @Mr_Horrible Ultimate hot box
Natural_Ones_Only: Mazemind is 4 life as well
Mr_Horrible: LUL
ArkhamArchivist: This sounds like something we need the Futurama writers to make a theorem for
Jensling: I mean "spend 1 hour with most hated person" doesn't necessarily imply it teleports the hated person, maybe it teleports the one taking a hit
gamercat88: then all those people end up on an island and then it becomes mortal kombat
MegaDosX: We take those
MegaDosX: Now you can
Diabore: ???
BloodnBullets: this is how we solve world peace, everyone stuck with the person they hate the most for an hour while both high as fuck.
Nukified: did we just solve teleportation with a blunt? sick
GredGredmansson: 3/1 is surprise haste
Mr_Horrible: while we have tetsuko, our 3/1 is unblockable, no?
MegaDosX: Actually yeah
MegaDosX: Tetsuko makes it unblockable
gamercat88: what if the person you hate the most is from the future and you have to teleport to mars
TheDailyMapleSyrup: I'm just happy it's legal here
princess_intell: no jinx
MegaDosX: Yeah you're fine next turn
Mr_Horrible: uh oh
Mr_Horrible: Little Dani is becoming Big Dani
MegaDosX: Kayla's is one of the better commands
Sky_Kast: didn't they just block that one
Sky_Kast: hmm
Wolfstrike_NL: huh
WarKr0: is this arena cube?
MegaDosX: @WarKr0 Decathlon Sealed
Mr_Horrible: maybe they didn't do the math, and thought the double-block would kill Dani?
princess_intell: block sealed
WarKr0: ohh
jaqofspades: !decathlon
LRRbot: James and Adam are playing in the Decathlon sealed event. It consists of 2x DOM, 2x DMU, and 2x BRO.
princess_intell: i guess "block" sealed
WarKr0: so like, 2x dom, 2x, dmu, 2x bro?
RAZRBCK08: yea
MegaDosX: Pretty much
RAZRBCK08: it's a wild format
princess_intell: i can't believe ONE is next month already
WarKr0: @princess_intell that feels too soon
MegaDosX: They go to five
MegaDosX: They can gain four from the Mazemind Tome but you have them on a fair bit of pressure
RAZRBCK08: yea double strike is just for one turn
BloodnBullets: she can have 4 power though, so 4 lifelink
aiolian: !card danitha paragon
LRRbot: Danitha Capashen, Paragon [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike, vigilance, lifelink / Aura and Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
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princess_intell: i know that WOTC was doing stuff for magic's 30th last year, but isn't this year the actual anniversary?
Wolfstrike_NL: yup aug this year should be Magic's 30th
MegaDosX: No instants, but Obliterating Bolt would be hype right now
skagx: hey what format are you guys playing?
MegaDosX: Too bad Mirari Conjecture has no Read Ahead :p
Juliamon: princess_intell If Sonic's 30th anniversary can be several years, why not Magic's
princess_intell: hopefully they got all their bad ideas for the anniversary out of their system last year
princess_intell: @Juliamon fair point
MegaDosX: @skagx Decathlon Sealed, which is 2x DOM, 2x DMU, and 2x BRO packs
princess_intell: i mean, disney world's 50th was like 2 years
MegaDosX: Oh.
MegaDosX: Yeah that's a bit of an issue
MegaDosX: You are holding priority right now
GredGredmansson: yeah we can
micalovits: Can trade it by double blocking
Grimnus: We can with a turtle and dancer double block
GredGredmansson: oh right
princess_intell: !schedule
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princess_intell: oh cool ian's on tonight
RAZRBCK08: they can double pump
MegaDosX: I think the 1/2 has to die now or you lose, they have enough mana to pump it twice
Juliamon: Brand anniversaries inherently have wiggle room because there are several dates (when the idea was pitched, when the brand was officially revealed, when it was trademarked/copyrighted, etc) so it actually can span multiple years
princess_intell: yeah, true
aerohydra: @Juliamon its sonic's 30th anniversary
princess_intell: and you want to make sure as many people can participate (spend money/time) as possible
Diabore: op got bombs
MegaDosX: Absolutely not, opponent
Grimnus: Them doing that before combat was helpful for us
princess_intell: i just realized that MTG and LRR will both be hitting milestone anniversaries this year
TheWriterAleph: nice draw, but no
princess_intell: LRR turns 20 in... september?
Rob_Racoon: October.
micalovits: Huh, that trumbet blast might have been lethal with the cupy which is a little funny
MegaDosX: You can scry thrice it turns out
princess_intell: thanks
MegaDosX: I feel like I've seen James do exactly that before :p
GredGredmansson: also not chipping with Tetsuko?
princess_intell: what, not draw lands
DrThud666: just playing around the counter
princess_intell: how did james
MegaDosX: And there it is.
Juliamon: also, you can celebrate an anniversary whenever you want by adding "(observed)" to the date
princess_intell: *james' lands curse start
Grimnus: We're dead if we attak
warboss5: Careful, every blocker matters
Diabore: keep 1
MegaDosX: You die if you leave only four blockers back
WarKr0: that makes us dob
GredGredmansson: we don't have enough blockers
Harvest25: you die.
EatTheRich2023: they have 6 attackers
Juliamon: they're dead but we're dead
Natural_Ones_Only: 6 attackers but 4 blockers
MegaDosX: They are topdecking
Wolfstrike_NL: attacking with the 3/3 seems ok
GredGredmansson: we have one more scry
MegaDosX: I don't hate this
Wolfstrike_NL: we die to pump?
micalovits: Their attack to put us to 1 is also terrible
Grimnus: They appear to have got it
RAZRBCK08: yea with that creature it wouldn't matter if we held back
princess_intell: those sleeves are sick
Grimnus: We'd have lived but would have to make some rough chumps that it was basically losing
Nukified: heck of a draw for them
MegaDosX: Them drawing the pump creature killed you
MegaDosX: Either way
MilkInBags: if only you had an eternal joint to make that loss less rough
WarKr0: the defiler was brutal that game
princess_intell: the one thing arena is missing is for me to be able to show my opponent all of my terrible hands before conceding
Natural_Ones_Only: We don't have the sylex or anything, do we?
fungal_bird: cube draft?
WarKr0: "i like losing ... games" - james
Juliamon: you have Angered Windows
heartofgoldfish: @princess_intell legit
MegaDosX: Wow.
GredGredmansson: Kavu + Tetsuko is a funny combo
Juliamon: !decathlon
LRRbot: James and Adam are playing in the Decathlon sealed event. It consists of 2x DOM, 2x DMU, and 2x BRO.
MegaDosX: Oh sick Flowstone combos with Tetsuko
4 raiders from Weslyphon have joined!
fungal_bird: LUL
MegaDosX: That's fun
MegaDosX: Keep the blue up
micalovits: Autotapper, why
MilkInBags: imagine being a prick for being good at sports, the least useful thing in the world
MegaDosX: Or that.
fungal_bird: thx @juliamon lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Also hi raiders
Natural_Ones_Only: Tapper why
GredGredmansson: @micalovits to pump the kavu I guess
jaqofspades: Autotapper wanted you to pump
BloodnBullets: yeah tapper is not good today
MegaDosX: Autotapper prioritised the pump the Kavu
Grimnus: 4 unblockable with a safety button is a clock alright
MegaDosX: That however
MegaDosX: If you let it live they can sac it to kill the 3/1
jaqofspades: Explosion is Any Target
Anonymousless: they can sac the berserker to shoot your 3/1 now
MegaDosX: Now they can shoot your anything
MegaDosX: You have lethal
princess_intell: the eternal question: "was that a misplay or are they a genius?"
MegaDosX: You actually could have killed them there
micalovits: Not the 2/3 and put them to 1?
BloodnBullets: if you shot the blocker you could have shored up for lethal
micalovits: Oh yea, shore up lethal - huh
MegaDosX: Shoot the 2/3, Shore Up to pump
Grimnus: If you hit the 2/3 and shore upped they were dead
Mind2Waste: had lethal with shore up +1
Diabore: chat its fine
micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: It worked out in the end, it's all good
MilkInBags: you could have won better OpieOP
MegaDosX: Shore Up is a pump
MegaDosX: You had six power, Shore Up would have made it seven
MegaDosX: They were
jaqofspades: The explosion is also any target so you could have gone face.
MegaDosX: It's all good though, you killed them anyway
Grimnus: They were tapped out ya, but is all good you were so far ahead
Mr_Horrible: Too Fast to Lose
MegaDosX: Gold typically
jaqofspades: But Magic is about making mistakes and learning.
MegaDosX: Gold is easier to get than gems
MilkInBags: always use gold for stuff
micalovits: Deck to stronk
MegaDosX: You get a Decathlon token, and you need ten for the final reward
MilkInBags: mark rosewater comes to your home to high five you
RAZRBCK08: 4000 gold and token thing
makrostrim: This hand is like the exact opposite of last game damn
MilkInBags: LUL
itira: LUL
baskwalla: Deal!
jaqofspades: Snapkeep
Smokin_Moses: sounds like a wild d&d scenario, I'm in
anbuagent12: How long do i have to entertain him? Some times i just wanna get high by myself
MegaDosX: Oh look a thing to kill
Mr_Horrible: oh no, our skull
crono3453: You find Mark Rosewater in a jar. He says an evil wizard put him there and if you let him out, he'll reprint Satyr Wayfinder
Earthenone: let him out for grim guardian
laundreydhull: >insert buffet meme here<
MegaDosX: I was going to say, what if he said Grim Guardian
mah_bad: For gold vs gems, Premier Draft I think favors gems if you have a decent amount of both and might buy other things. "The standard ratio of gold to gems in the Store is 5:1. If something costs 500 Gold, it will be 100 gems. The draft token is 9,000 Gold, so the normal price in gems would be 1,800 gems. But it's only 1,350."
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Krillin_fan: #doitforwheeler
RAZRBCK08: I'm ok with trading the bulwark for trick
Pywodwagon: Satyr Wayfinder is only used to put parhelion in the graveyard these days anyways
jaqofspades: You would be doing a common good by saving Mark Rosewater?
MegaDosX: Taking two isn't terrible
MegaDosX: James, with a hand full of red cards, refuses to play the Mountain :p
GredGredmansson: we are tricking the opponent into thinking we are Azorius
LemonOnRye: Get WUR'd
jaqofspades: Hide that information. They never even say this explosion coming.
jaqofspades: *saw
MegaDosX: Rude
GredGredmansson: they'll think "oh what a sneaky splash"
itira: whos anette
jaqofspades: Plus doublestrike is paid for in stone mana.
Mr_Horrible: "what if pillarfield ox got angry?"
GredGredmansson: now they're like "why are you splashing for chaindancer"
MrPipboy3000: Free activation for chaindancer with those stones
makrostrim: I just now realised Chaindancer has a cape and is in fact not riding a weird blue camel thing
MilkInBags: where did the camel go???
MrPipboy3000: Its fine, no game of magic has ever been lost over 2 damage
SaggyJello89: Arenac ontrols NotLikeThis
Mr_Horrible: can't not unsee it
BloodnBullets: onslaught can hit for 12 this turn
GredGredmansson: I wonder if we onslaught main phase
GredGredmansson: 2 lands
MegaDosX: You were about to hit them for a lot
f_tan_theta: land full of hands
goombalax: maybe they had to go poo
MilkInBags: neekolaboolas got hands full of londs
Earthenone: we dont know their pizza delivery status
jaqofspades: Or what is in their life? Maybe the pizza is ready.
GredGredmansson: and flamesage looks at 4
MegaDosX: And the Flamesage could have hit something fun
MegaDosX: Their pizza might have arrived
definenull: maybe maro is at their door for a high 5
MilkInBags: get a pack of beta OpieOP
Earthenone: they might have hit the 15% yeah
RAZRBCK08: you'll get innistrad alchemy
MrPipboy3000: Bowser?
BraveKingMax: they put one of those packs of legends they found into arena :P
micalovits: Someone else hit them with the 15%
samwiser_: James' hair looking so good rn
itira: LOL
MilkInBags: adam show hair
CobaltShuriken: show hair streamer
xantos69: Oh yea, Tetsuku is really good with a deck full of 2/1 & 3/1's
kumatsu: Adam always looks good tho, it's a given
MilkInBags: oh my god it's tingle
kumatsu: Adam going full telletubie
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Geldaran: now you look like... milk beat me to it.
korvys: Yeah, it's just notable when it's James :P
MegaDosX: Punch?
Mr_Horrible: "This is how I live now"
Rob_Racoon: causeiPog
Earthenone: tingle, before we had color :P
GredGredmansson: double attack?
xantos69: slam for 1 and draw 2 cards of divination?
mah_bad: I like enlist here
MegaDosX: I like full send and steal it with Clutches
MegaDosX: Actually Enlist is good
micalovits: I like enlisting
MegaDosX: Obliterating Bolt or Powerstone Excavation would have been good
googoltudoris: one of these days i will know these cards
GredGredmansson: bortuk?
gualdhar: !next
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xantos69: Evolving wilds this turn gets you Bolas next turn.
ghizmou: yes
ghizmou: although, wild will shuffle
Mr_Horrible: or infantry leave up scatter, too
GredGredmansson: that's why we div first
Mr_Horrible: gives a lot of options
MegaDosX: Oh look something to steal
MilkInBags: card div
micalovits: Do we get island or plains with the wilds`?
xantos69: Warning: If they have enough mana up when you clutches their 5/5 they can kill it in response.
MegaDosX: @xantos69 Looks like that won't be an issue
MegaDosX: Are they dead.
MegaDosX: They're dead.
micalovits: Is flying and onslauht lethal?
Mazrae: good evening everyone, how is everyone doing today
MegaDosX: Make it fly, attack, Onslaught before damage
MegaDosX: Wait
MilkInBags: FBtouchdown
warboss5: Well shoot
Mr_Horrible: Mishra keeps slaughting on
goombalax: too early
MegaDosX: OK well now they can block Tetsuko :p
warboss5: You had to do that AFTER blocks
MrPipboy3000: You need to shore up
GredGredmansson: still lethal
MegaDosX: They are dead anyway, but yeah
MilkInBags: combat phases DansGame
Mr_Horrible: yeah, weird that
micalovits: Bolas cluthes is disgusting in limited
MegaDosX: Funny that
GredGredmansson: I like this deck
Krillin_fan: deck is mid, pilots are outstanding :D
xantos69: Gotta hold those tricks like Ninjitsu triggers.
GredGredmansson: oh hey skystrike
googoltudoris: it took me so long to stop making guuardian of new benalia invincible too soon
SaggyJello89: mind control in sealed Kreygasm
GredGredmansson: forgot you were in the deck
samwiser_: I'm afraid to join the queue untill your run is done- that deck seems scary.
MilkInBags: truuuuuue
baskwalla: lol
xantos69: Cheer50 Fine if my money is all you care about.
kumatsu: sorry, all I've got is this regenerating Olive Garden breadstick
Spanked42: Does anyone at LRR actually care about joints?
r10pez10: !advice
LRRbot: Do not open the Ian unless you want to enjoy immediately.
xantos69: @kumatsu I'll take 12
WiJohn: @kumatsu I worry that it would be fleshy
jaqofspades: Don't disrespect the deck. This thing does cool stuff.
BusTed: The legendary literal unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.
Diabore: just play a land walker op
micalovits: Not even land
googoltudoris: called my lgs to ask if they had bulk common lands. opened with "so against my better judgement, my friends have gotten me into magic". got a laugh out of the guy
MilkInBags: they're playing dredge and they want to discard OpieOP
Diabore: id hold scatter
xantos69: That also lets your 1/1s get free attacks.
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Mr_Horrible: scatter will be back-breaking if they're stuck on expensive drops
Diabore: op feels very dead
xantos69: Gotta be a board wipe here right?
Spanked42: 3 6 9 damn she's fine?
MrPipboy3000: remember, wait for after blocks for onslaught
MegaDosX: Interesting.
BusTed: never really thought about a unicorn whinnying, but I guess that makes sense.
ghizmou: it can t block...
Mr_Horrible: I think crackback is still lethal
Spanked42: I honestly expected Adam to jump into singing Get Low
Mr_Horrible: 9 + 8 = 17
MegaDosX: Bolt and Strike Team?
micalovits: You have exacly 17
MilkInBags: it deals 17
Diabore: i got 17
ghizmou: you can keldon double strike
SnowBuddy18: exactsies
Grimnus: It was exactly 17 ya
MilkInBags: but also why do that when you can just play normally
Diabore: 3-3-3-4-4
Grimnus: It was 17 without the double strike
Mr_Horrible: we didn't need the double-strike
MilkInBags: don't doubt me :3
googoltudoris: never not blame james
MegaDosX: Now they are dead
MrPipboy3000: They're still dead now
MilkInBags: choo choo
Diabore: had all theseeeeeeee
xantos69: That man had a family
Brianlive: wait they still have a chance
Mr_Horrible: weird, skystrike against a slow board is good OpieOP
Grimnus: Doesnt matter again, just so damn far ahead
BusTed: :)
MegaDosX: You got the timing wrong again but you killed them anyway :p
MrPipboy3000: Oopes, all answers
Diabore: @xantos69 had
TalpTheScot: talpthBlob
MilkInBags: opponent does nothing? best game in the world
Spanked42: This reminds me of playing Electrostatic Pummeler in standard
ghizmou: we want more like this
f_tan_theta: easy trophy
Diabore: ezpz 7-1
Diabore: thats not gonna happen
warboss5: I said the same thing to myself, lol
warboss5: YEP
MegaDosX: Should've tanked it :p
micalovits: No packs??? Rude
Natedogg2: It's random packs from Arena.
MegaDosX: Ooh, Dragon Engine
Diabore: and 4k gold, double the entry
SnowBuddy18: 4k gold
pareidoliac: I got Rivals of Ixalan and New Capenna
Mr_Horrible: 4k gold and the token
RAZRBCK08: you got 4000 gold back
warboss5: 4K can buy FOUR packs of your choice!
pattem0re: Gold can be exchanged for goods and services
googoltudoris: maybe the finals will have better rewards??
BusTed: uh ohhh tarkyyy
samwiser_: emblem standard maybe?
MilkInBags: standard NotLikeThis
Pywodwagon: @googoltudoris 4 wins in the finals is one copy of every card in ONE
Verrain2: I got cappenna and dominaria alchemy version.
laundreydhull: yep, knew it. decathlon skipped. hundred pure cents
jaqofspades: There is a mono red deck in standard....
samwiser_: yeah, but it's fake standard. and you can use wastes!
Verrain2: I managed to go 7-0 in the "standard" with mono white soldiers.
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samwiser_: I went 7-1 with mono blue tempo, good times.
samwiser_: preprerelease when?
Verrain2: I was trying it for a goof. Now that I have a token I am looking more seriously to see if I can eke out two more.
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samwiser_: sure we have ONE, but what about DOM remastered?
MegaDosX: Bro.
Diabore: wait another saturday ppr?
MilkInBags: I'll come and get the token at 4 pm
Orxolon: here here
Orxolon: aw,ok XD
korvys: "If anyone needs one of those tokens... well that sucks."
MilkInBags: it's a 2/3 for 3, that's it
MegaDosX: Not sure about that in limited tbh
Brianlive: If it has more than one sentence, it's a pass KappaCool
MegaDosX: I like Cindermaw or Powerstone Fracture
warboss5: Queen can be quite good
MilkInBags: me cant word more than 10 SMOrc
MrPipboy3000: Paratrooper is real good too
Diabore: certainly cuts red
MegaDosX: Kayla can do work but it seems hard to build your hand to do it in limited
Anonymousless: clearcutter can power out big dumb idiots
Earthenone: juggernaught stays mono red, the james special
MegaDosX: Ooh, Bauble
MilkInBags: I'd pick the 2 drop over bauble
micalovits: Bauble is good if you have artifact or card draw, otherwise its pretty meh
Earthenone: 2/2 menace for 2 does a lot of work
MrPipboy3000: That 2 drop is great
micalovits: artifact or card draw synergy*
xerjen: 2 drops are hard to come by in this format
MrPipboy3000: Strongbull is great with a bunch of powerstones
WitchyTQ: James, off topic, did Tarkov get changed to later in the afternoon this weekend?
MilkInBags: late rager
MilkInBags: yes
Earthenone: powerstones also help our jugglenobs
xerjen: the steelseeker is also great
WitchyTQ: okay thank you <3
MegaDosX: Also a Chaindancer
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MegaDosX: Rager's good though
MrPipboy3000: Pryric blast is great with an unearthed Jugg
MilkInBags: that's 9 mana
micalovits: That is a lot of mana though
MilkInBags: anything is good with 9 mana LUL
MegaDosX: !card reshape the earth
LRRbot: Reshape the Earth [6GGG] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to ten land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Earthenone: chanter?
MegaDosX: Chanter's good
micalovits: Jug Jug Jug!
korvys: !card Apex of Power
LRRbot: Apex of Power [7RRR] | Sorcery | Exile the top seven cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among them. / If this spell was cast from your hand, add ten mana of any one color.
warboss5: Chanter blocks?
MegaDosX: Also yeah there's definitely a nine mana ramp spell, Reshape the Earth
anbuagent12: Any land card? That'd be broken. Tron loves that /s
Grimnus: This format has a 9 mana ramp spell sort of with awaken the woods
xantos69: All the juggernauts to the yard?
warboss5: Conscripts, nice wheel
googoltudoris: "search your library for all your lands. put them on the battlefiled tapped. shuffle you library"
MegaDosX: This pack is mediocre
warboss5: Blitz is solid
MegaDosX: !card sibling rivalry
LRRbot: Sibling Rivalry [3R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a tapped Powerstone token.
MegaDosX: Red does seem reasonably open
Nydestroyer: how is that mut going so late
Grimnus: Bit of a criminally late doggo
SnowBuddy18: woof woof
GredGredmansson: iconocleezy
MegaDosX: There's the dragon engine
Earthenone: dargon?
GredGredmansson: or Dragon Engine
SnowBuddy18: dragon or foundry
Nydestroyer: whelp third path, I would piviot into blue red LUL
Grimnus: I prefer the inspector here
Earthenone: its a payoff for stones
Anonymousless: foundry inspector is better than dragon engine
MegaDosX: Fair
Anonymousless: sigils win games
micalovits: Remorse is very good
MilkInBags: gurgling anointer is me at 11 pm
xerjen: remorse?
Earthenone: harvester as a 2 drop 3/1
MegaDosX: I've seen that Sigil put in work too
jaqofspades: Dragon Engine may wheel if red is low value.
BloodnBullets: with how this draft is going dragon might wheel
MegaDosX: Take Tocasia lrrBEEJ
possummtg: Ooohh brothers
MegaDosX: Soft g is the correct pronunciation Adam
googoltudoris: sigil, like gif
MegaDosX: @googoltudoris I will fight you.
possummtg: Brothers playing Brothers War
Nydestroyer: battery bearer is my favorite card in the set LUL Not that its good for this deck
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googoltudoris: <3
Grimnus: Springleaf can work here, early ramp with this amount of creatures and a sac to bull later
MilkInBags: infiltrator is nice
Anonymousless: raze gets rid of problems
MegaDosX: Clay Revenant is good with the Thraxidemon
MegaDosX: Thraxodemon rather
BloodnBullets: theres always going to be a targert for raze
Earthenone: i like revenant but i might be in the minority
micalovits: Infiltrator is nice in the sac deck
MegaDosX: It is
MegaDosX: Infiltrator's good too
MegaDosX: Now, P3P1 Altar of Dementia and we're cooking :p
Orxolon: one junkyard geniuos and we are golden
MegaDosX: Unearth exiles
micalovits: Stoneseeker & unearth also sacks
Anonymousless: clay revenant needs more sac outlets to be worth it imo
jmchap: question for anyone, I should expect to be salt roped if I mill someone in 3 turns with keening stone?
xerjen: unearthing exiles, it doesn't sac
Juliamon: "should I expect to be salt roped" is always yes
MegaDosX: Arena said be toxic and take Mesmeric Orb :p
MilkInBags: stomper is not good :/ I tried really hard to make it work
Anonymousless: cliffstomper is bad
xerjen: I'd take weld
interiorexplosion: Simply take both of the good cards
micalovits: Cant attack before t4 even in a monoR deck
MegaDosX: Woof
Grimnus: It looks decent on paper but plays out pretty badly
Anonymousless: blast-runner is great in the sac deck
Nydestroyer: nah just casual sacs make blastrunner good
Nydestroyer: red black is an insane deck
xerjen: blast-runner is good, but I would also have taken the mutt
SirMorek: you are good with just some strongbulls and other incidental sacs
MilkInBags: locust pog
Nydestroyer: onslaught is good at least in my experience
micalovits: Raze is pretty good
Anonymousless: I would always run a raze
Nydestroyer: two creatures to sac or lots of free damage
micalovits: Well now
Anonymousless: Yep, that's good
jaqofspades: Yes
GredGredmansson: yeaaaaah
Earthenone: just draw 2 a turn
Verrain2: Nice!
MegaDosX: Yeah
GredGredmansson: and if you can't play it, it ramps you
MegaDosX: Shell might wheel
Anonymousless: plus make powerstones to sac
Grimnus: Visions is a great one
ariborealis: had that in my prerelease, visions is soooo good
MrPipboy3000: At this rate you can make a great 60 card deck
Grimnus: Gives you all the gas
MegaDosX: Visions is a spicy card
korvys: !card Visions of Phy
LRRbot: Visions of Phyrexia [2RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't play a card from exile this turn, create a tapped Powerstone token.
MilkInBags: it's a solid B-
SirMorek: welcome to phyrexia, enjoy your stay
Anonymousless: another strongbull would be good if you see one
MilkInBags: you'll get all the raze in the world
Earthenone: realistcly we play none of these
MegaDosX: Visions of Phyrexia is basically half of Outpost Siege that also makes powerstones
SirMorek: i'd take the locus over the skullflayer
MilkInBags: slam hart
MrPipboy3000: Gigamole is real good
Abelzumi: Hart is incredible
Nydestroyer: heart is sac and ramp
GredGredmansson: its ramp and it sacrifices
Abelzumi: Genuinely, its phenomenal
xerjen: I'd take the blast-runner
MilkInBags: hart does all the set's themes
NarishmaReborn: hart is too expensive to use
korvys: Fracture?
Nydestroyer: powerstone opop
Earthenone: altar/
Abelzumi: ALTAR
Abelzumi: OML
korvys: Alter?
GredGredmansson: Ashnod's Other Altar
Anonymousless: altar
MegaDosX: Altar is another sac outlet
MilkInBags: altar is meh
paintingwithcamerachey: I am excited about this deck, seeing it be played
Earthenone: just 3/3s
MegaDosX: It's the most mediocre altar in the set though
MilkInBags: disfigure is a slam for me
Anonymousless: then get a clay revenant if you can
GredGredmansson: we have some ramp targets
Abelzumi: Altar is one of the best cards for the archetype. Especially if you get the clay thing
jaqofspades: Shell
MrPipboy3000: Alter can wheel, disfigure won't
xantos69: In exactly the sac deck the Alter is good. But you have to be hard in on it.
korvys: It's not as good as I first thought, but I think it's ok
MegaDosX: If you wanted an Altar you'd have wanted Ashnod's Altar from your first pack
GredGredmansson: thran vigil is more for unearth decks
micalovits: JugJugJug!
xerjen: Wilds?
Grimnus: Bauble is great
MilkInBags: wow the rager
jaqofspades: Rager
xerjen: The red green one does everything :D
Nydestroyer: did people get bored or red black? it was so overdrafted the last time I played lol
Grimnus: The thing with blast runner is that just an occasional 3/2 menace when you sac things later on does a lot of work
xantos69: take the other 6/4
graal_smith: Hey LRR and Chat, I'm not religious, but I come to you for absolution, for I have become the thing I hated most. I am... a netdecker. Please forgive me .
micalovits: Don't think we have quite enough sac for 3 to be good
Nydestroyer: I personally dont like rivalry even if I have sac
MilkInBags: @graal_smith welcome to saving your time and money
Anonymousless: Yeah, rivalry is too expensive, unless you have a lot of cheap sac
MilkInBags: I've found that a 4 mana threaten effect isn't great in general, sadly
micalovits: 16 land maybe?
graal_smith: And it steals artifacts for strongbull
Grimnus: Honestly would cut disfigure
Anonymousless: 7 mana to steal and sac with thrax
lawful_neutral_wizard: In hindsight, I'm amazed how much stigma my friends in 2014 had for netdecking
Anonymousless: it's a lot
MilkInBags: I'd play locust over infantry
CreedSukai: would you ever 41 because bauble?
googoltudoris: i thought i was a timmy/johnny when i started playing. then i started playing myrel in comp. i am a spike
goombalax: net-plunging
xantos69: Adam confirmed Net-Plumber! Boo this man!
googoltudoris: netdecking is phenomenal for learning the game mechanics
lawful_neutral_wizard: I VASTLY prefer playing to deckbuilding, for any TCG/CCG
WiJohn: I homebrew all my plumbing
electric_claire: Netdecking was stigmatized back when a lot of people didn't have easy internet access
MilkInBags: I don't think I'm better at designing and tuning decks than literal professionals that win pro tours
Nydestroyer: Its the same human thing about every topic
Smokin_Moses: plumbing with firecrackers not recommended
lawful_neutral_wizard: It didn't help that I had super bad luck opening Hearthstone packs back then
RedJackz: Is Foundry Inspector worth it with the amount of artifact spells this deck has?
Spanked42: You just end up playing against the same meta shit and it's boring. It's not a moral thing.
googoltudoris: @WiJohn my house is all homebrewed
Nydestroyer: Its not just gaming, people get really upptity if they make their own anything
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
WiJohn: I still feel that way a little about commander, but the point of that format to me is to make wierd things
Timagio: Trinkets and baubles...
coiax: what if you netdeck weird things
EvilBadman: the art is anal
Valoopy: IMO most people that get mad at netdeckers are just trying to compensate that their brews keep losing to established decks, so they push goal posts from winning to winning with STYLE
ghizmou: I never read a book, I only write my own stories garboandyJAM
xerjen: As an exclusive draft player: I would never netdeck :D
MrPipboy3000: I just get sick playing against the same 3 decks ... and there's a tactical advantage I get when 3 turns in, I know every card in your deck ... so net deck away.
graal_smith: This is the world we live in? Are these the hands we're given?
frameshifty: there's a reason all professional sports teams play basically the same way
MilkInBags: @ghizmou that got me
Valoopy: @Spanked42 yeahhh you might not want to play any multiplayer game ever then
googoltudoris: are you having fun? are your friends having fun? then don't worry about it
MilkInBags: I never follow recipes and freestyle every meal
xantos69: @Spanked42 That's why I only play limited any more. I got so burned out on running into the same 3 decks every week.
pn55: It's gatekeeping really. I'm new to MTG and still suck at deckbuilding, so looking up what a synergised deck looks like really helps me.
Timagio: So don't play at a competitive level.
Orxolon: cause it is,imagine a meta with 16 decks
drcthulu: oh you didn't make your own sleeves, playmat, and live in a monastery cut off from all forms of human interaction?
xerjen: @Spanked42 same
ghizmou: @MilkInBags good one
googoltudoris: i'm not gonna be a spike when playing table magic with friends, but it's a competitive game
lawful_neutral_wizard: There was also a feeling among my peers that any non-digital card game was "pay to win" and therefore bad
jmchap: playing magic is not deck building
EvilBadman: These chess players and their 6 game pieces
jmchap: it is one aspect
WiJohn: Oh you buy cards? I make all my own
Valoopy: @pn55 FACTS. calling net decking is just gatekeeping bad players from getting better
MilkInBags: I've played Modern for many years and the biggest issue was the deck variety, it was impossible to prepare for everything and sometimes you lost out of nowhere
lochnessseammonster: life's too short for me not to force mono red PrideLaugh
GredGredmansson: Its like fighting game communities railing against "button mashers"
googoltudoris: just wait until wizards adds the sixth color: lavender
Nydestroyer: I also dont like constructed, and thats why I play only limited. And I think netdecking is fine but the format isnt for me
InquisitorGaia: i agree with adam, i just got back into poe and im using an online build to try to understand how to build a build, eventually i want to brew my own builds cause i find that enjoyable, but i know right now im gonna be bad at it and i want to know the thought process behind how to build
WiJohn: @lochnessseammonster Woo RDW! 18 lands less than 2 average CMC!
ghizmou: people need to feel superior in some way to other people, otherwise, what would they be? ordinary?
GredGredmansson: There's a quote I heard once; if you don't brew at least a little you have no heart; but if you don't netdeck at least a little you have no brain.
anbuagent12: I need to find the time and place for Dinosaur Tribal.
Spanked42: Adam doesn't think we're smart :(
goombalax: its commander
lochnessseammonster: @lochnessseammonster exactly! PrideLaugh
googoltudoris: @GredGredmansson unlike buttonmashing, i can actually win magic games against my older brother :p
MilkInBags: I print the popular decks so it's not netdecking anymore because it's on paper seabatBRAIN
SnowBuddy18: I understand your feelings on it, but that doesn't make everyone who plays a meta deck dumb and wrong
interiorexplosion: Nah I'm the only one who knows what's going on and everyone else is an idiot
MilkInBags: seabatClap
Juliamon: There's a reason prebuilt decks are not only a thing but a thing MADE BY WOTC THEMSELVES. Deckbuilding is a learned skill, and you have to start somewhere.
warboss5: Brutal
Timagio: Bullied
lochnessseammonster: like play however you want to, it's the moral superiority that sucks
korvys: Let
SnowBuddy18: it's agreeing with you
Sandeon: Not necessarily smarter, but definitely more skilled and experienced in fixing metas
korvys: Let's go back to talking about Adam the Teletubby
drcthulu: people who get mad at net decking are the same people who don't like proxies in edh, they just want to gatekeep so they have a better chance of winning
googoltudoris: so... how long till myrel ban?
Sandeon: Like, I don't care if you're a verified genius. I'd still trust wizard's R&D more than you
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ghizmou: kitchen magic table is a sweet phase, but just like childhood, once it s over you can't go back
Seth_Erickson: are we talking about metas in general or just magic
Timagio: Playing any League of Legends it too much.
Juliamon: general comp meta
Timagio: is too*
EvilBadman: it's that dril tweet about looking at the audience while making the price is right mountaineer not careen off the edge
Wolfstrike_NL: Watching yall play the precon decks on EDSC is fun
warboss5: Standard Meta is brutal right now
xantos69: A few years ago I started a weekly league at my LGS. We called it the "Vintage Elimination League" The simplified rules were: 1) We start with all MTG cards being legal. 2) Bring any legal deck on a Friday and we do the tournament. 3) Each player who didn't win the tournament gets to ban from the format one card from the deck of the player who ranked one better than them in the tournament. 4) Come back next with with a new legal deck.
googoltudoris: @ghizmou eh, they're two separate games to me
gizmofreak1: There’s no way to hard fix a meta
Wicker_Guide: re: moral outrage at netdecking: I read it as a function of the personal investment the player puts into the 'homebrew', where it gets conflated with trhe player's personal skill, and that usually ends up short of the combined skill of a tournament scene
xantos69: We entered into a wildly changing meta that was always fresh.
Seth_Erickson: yeah any general meta seems especially hard to approach right now something's always going to feel weak and that might differ player to player.
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: another goated adam take
MilkInBags: is r.mika meta now?
micalovits: If you play paper magic, there is quite a lot of vararity from people playing pet decks/not easily shifting to the "best deck". I play a bunch of legacy/modern both online & in paper, and paper meta is so so much more diverse its insane
Spanked42: only winning move is to not play
korvys: "We need an easy way to fix the meta" is how we got Alchemy, and I hate that, so...
SnowBuddy18: @xantos69 that sounds like it gets expensive changing the cards every week
drcthulu: well at least one of the upsides of all the magic product that's getting pushed out is edh is constantly changing and evolving from all the new cards getting injected into it
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: 100% serious
Dalouer: people are constantly complaining about the tank meta in LoL right now.. and its like, well build against it?
MilkInBags: adam, you won a tournament
Wicker_Guide: a close history of wizard's bans is actually a good example of many, many bans that were meant to fix a subpar meta and ended up creating far worse ones
BusTed: seabatSKYLADY
AriannaStealth: Meta is Just People netdecking. That’s it.
lochnessseammonster: seabatSKYLADY lrrSHINE
micalovits: @Dalouer Its also funny that it is still bruisers being good rather than tanks
warboss5: Wooooo, Silver club!
googoltudoris: i mean myrel would merely be broken with the addition of "X is every other *non-token* soldier"
MilkInBags: not even sett?
micalovits: Someone didn't play against season 3 kasadin
goombalax: good to hear you owning silver instead of insisting on bronze
Seth_Erickson: my brother is going off all the time how admin and such are just not good in tft and then I run him through it and we win so I think personal bias is too large an issue to conquer when making a meta
Earthenone: i felt kind of like that during the first week of a couple champions before they were tuned
drcthulu: release fizz wasn't fair by any stretch of the imagination
warboss5: I haven't played LoL in forever, but I DO remember a burning hatred of Lee Sin
googoltudoris: bronze master race
itira: boom
lochnessseammonster: gottem
MilkInBags: "I am, the danger"
BusTed: tqsSmug
Wicker_Guide: @warboss5 as someone who played lee sin, I'm sorry.
drcthulu: me too kassadin was also very good, I didn't mid lane but kassadin would just win mid so hard
Orxolon: i'm just saying it would be nice
warboss5: @Wicker_Guide And as someone who's played against Lee Sin, I know you're not but appreciate you saying so, lol
micalovits: Double 2 drop and bauble seems good
Orxolon: for standard(Magic) to have like 8 top tier decks
Dalouer: @Dalouer totally.. what bothers me is i play more ARAM and people are using that as the basis of what needs to be changed in rift..
Seth_Erickson: I always forget horned lizards art I don't know why
Mazrae: I've learned just to play what I seem to be fun and I never let anyone else's opinion get me upset
Orxolon: but i understand your point as well,just that it would be nice
Earthenone: my favorite leauge experiance was doing 3v3s as mordekaiser
Juliamon: Just Have Fun
Seth_Erickson: Any game with ranked will foster that though
Nydestroyer: strongbull fodder
Jensling: "ranked is the main/only mode" ruined video games NotLikeThis
Timagio: Adam, you don't understand. If my opponent is having fun that means I'm not having *all* the fun.
warboss5: The tough part in competitive games is often that the most "fun" games are often being played in the middle ranks, which can only be reached if you have at least a passing understanding of the "meta" for that game
Bugberry: Everyone has their sweet spot between optimizing and suboptimal personalization.
Juliamon: zero sum fun
drcthulu: sometimes it's advantageous to play the b or c tiers because people don't know how to play against them aswell, and if you're just doing it for fun why not?
RockPusher: "Why you hev to be so mad? Is only game!"
theevermist: Most people lose more points switching constantly to what is meta than they gain by playing the most optimal deck
Seth_Erickson: because now it's a competition and not just a fun game I play to enjoy. That one addition of gaining or losing something each game sets an entirely new mood and enviromeny
xantos69: Go in with Menace.
micalovits: Seems bad
Serivus: @Jensling some friends and I were discussing how TF2 was such a great game, and the "casual server" contributed to that
Nydestroyer: you have enough burn to the ground or whatever its called that the 4/4 might just die for free
Smokin_Moses: I've felt so much better since I've decided to embrace the suck
MilkInBags: you can also attack with the rager, with disfigure it's a 1 for 2 but it has unearth so
Orxolon: that are certain games that limit the cards/characters that take the "fun" out
Seth_Erickson: I mean I enjoy ranked in the one game I partake which is Apex, but they also have a somewhat more lax ranked points system than League does.
Bugberry: Back when I played league, I felt kind of guilty having my favorites also be meta.
adambomb625: oh no
Bugberry: Like Urgot was legitimately fun but also a menace.
MaddogM: So back when I was playing arena I was disappointed if I went up a rank
xantos69: choo choo
MilkInBags: I agree with Adam, that's a lot of pressure to deal with
Dalouer: ohh my.. i just finished the EDSC episode where Adam played dragons with Ramos and it was hilarious!
Earthenone: i love low-mid teir stuff in yugioh though, no oponent will ever read a card :P
MilkInBags: just one imo
Timagio: Flunge it
goombalax: @Bugberry The Devil's greatest trick was to convince people to feel bad for doing well in video games
Nydestroyer: I think its a fully swing right?
xantos69: If you swing all out they should be dead next turn.
SaggyJello89: math is for blockers
micalovits: Full swing puts them to 2
GredGredmansson: we hold back thraxodemon maybe
Nydestroyer: the ragers get haste when you unearth them
Earthenone: ~whichfigure
Seth_Erickson: two ragers and a mutt with unearth as well just seems good
micalovits: I like killing ramos more
MilkInBags: I don't remember a one mana blue spell, but I don't want to be responsible for a disaster
Nydestroyer: I think you kill ramos so you can haste past them with the ragers
GredGredmansson: why did I think that was +2/-2
Seth_Erickson: I think yeah I'd prefer to get more bodies off their board but both options are defendable
easterncaveofwonders: I’m thinking that there are a lot of the situations where people are upset at the meta, especially with something like magic where they are emotionally connected with the cards or champions or whatever that enable certain play styles or strategies or even Individual cards and and when the meta dictates that no matter how good they play them they cannot win, it’s bad feels.
Nydestroyer: they need like 2 more blockers with 4 mana
Nydestroyer: its hard
xantos69: Nailed it.
MilkInBags: FBtouchdown seabatClap
Timagio: We take those!
Earthenone: another problem with the "meta" is that cards will jump up in price and be 10x the price of cards of the same rarity, so people who just happen to like liliana for example randomly wont be able to afford her because she did well on the top tables
warboss5: Man, today's Arena got DEEP
Dalouer: for some reason people who play for fun are looked down upon... everyone NEEDS to win
MilkInBags: I mean the meta doesn't dictate what you can play, it's just what you can expect to perform well. Everyone is free to ignore the meta, and lose and then wonder why
xerjen: I wish they would fix this meta so that I can play MY pet deck :D
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MaddogM: That's why I don't like arena - the lack of choice of play level
BloodnBullets: The only other way is something like competitve pokemon Smogon tiers. But trying to tier all the cards is magic would be insane.
ArkhamArchivist: Okay but if they've had the wand this whole time and have been holding out, we're gonna have words
Nydestroyer: Reminds me of the folding ideas thing about that its rude to be bad at wow
Seth_Erickson: Especially when the game has been around for so long it's much easier now to define and figure out what new cards being revealed will be good or won't be good and people will only ever get better at that as more time passes.
MegaDosX: Generally speaking, people don't understand game balance all that well tbh
Mazrae: not going to lie I never could get into any meta in most of the games that I've ever played
Earthenone: everyone get ready for their 15%
f_tan_theta: I swore off competitive online games (except magic) and honestly it did wonders for my mental
warboss5: I still remember when Wingmate Roc was $30 when Khans was released because it was king of the Standard meta, but then plummeted to $1 once it rotated out
Earthenone: !time
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lochnessseammonster: people need to get better about losing... especially magic players PrideLaugh
GredGredmansson: hart can get more land
SaggyJello89: That's what happens when you build en entire community/game culture around a competitive scene. People optimize
SaggyJello89: Not just in mtg
lochnessseammonster: for sure
Earthenone: i have practiced losing my whole life
Earthenone: im an experyt
Timagio: People don't get taught how to lose.
aiolian: that was one of the biggest lessons I learned when I started playing magic
Nydestroyer: I am kinda meh at losing sometimes, but thats why I usually play single player games where can I only get mad at myself. LUL
MegaDosX: Hart and hold up Disfigure?
Bugberry: "if you're not first you're last"
xantos69: If they are counting on that mana from the Elk this play will really set them back.
warboss5: Yeah, that's some power tempo right there
Fillup96: I like all these plays very smart!
Orxolon: welcome to the baby geniouses
micalovits: Adam is big brain
Timagio: And welcome to the JAM
MegaDosX: I'm sure you guys will replace that chair one of these days :p
Mazrae: with how people can act rudely or toxic online is one reason I don't play games that require online
Timagio: One of these days, those poor chairs are just gonna disintegrate under whoever's streaming.
MilkInBags: why does the music sound like lotr
Earthenone: pre for the crossover set? :P
Fillup96: Very big brain it plays I love talking about what plays are best
Seth_Erickson: I don't remember Magic having like high fantasy video game music in game LUL
Nydestroyer: infiltrator was also a good attack since you could sac the powerstone
MrPipboy3000: attack with all, pitch the mutt and the powerstone and the infiltrator grows too
Nydestroyer: along with the mut
xerjen: The stoneseeker just dies to the vanguard, doesn't it?
GredGredmansson: the mutt sacs itself
korvys: Sac the mutt, it's the same damage, but infitrator gets bigger, yeah
Nydestroyer: it exiles itself not sacs
Seth_Erickson: it's one more damage if you sac mutt after it deals damage
GredGredmansson: wait no
xerjen: It exiles
GredGredmansson: my mistake
jmchap: sac the mut now
Nydestroyer: they are just dead now if you draw any cheap creature LUL:
Nydestroyer: strongbull opop
goombalax: sergeJustRight
micalovits: Huh, saccing the 2 drop would have been lethal - didn't even notice
GredGredmansson: we already have a cheap creature in hand
xerjen: Strongbull is strong...
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Seth_Erickson: This is world renowned magic arena duo Adam and James after all
korvys: Strongbull is more damage than it looks like - I was playing last night and had a couple of games where I just won out of nowhere
Timagio: Jamesavidan
Electrum516: Magic magic magic, magic
Earthenone: if they eat it we eat if first
Timagio: Magic magic magic?
micalovits: !card strongbull
LRRbot: Penregon Strongbull [2R] | Creature — Minotaur [2/3] | {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Penregon Strongbull gets +1/+1 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to each opponent.
warboss5: If it gets eaten, sacrifice it :D
MegaDosX: Can you sac it to Strongbull if they block it with the 2/3?
micalovits: Strongbull can sacitself for lethal
Seth_Erickson: loran's escape
micalovits: Oh no, artifacts only nevermind
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MegaDosX: There is Loran's Escape
Seth_Erickson: and the discipline does have flash I think
GredGredmansson: no it cant'
MegaDosX: No, it can't chatter was incorrect
GredGredmansson: its not an artifact
xantos69: Nope
korvys: No, it can't
Earthenone: there is no liquimetal coating here
goombalax: liquimetal coating one time
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James, stop it. We need spells.
warboss5: Yeah, that's a solid trade
GredGredmansson: they have to sacrifice the golem
GredGredmansson: to make the bigger golem
drcthulu: not it an activation
BloodnBullets: they need to pay to triple it
xerjen: It turns into a 15/15
MegaDosX: Sac it, make a token with triple its power and toughness
GredGredmansson: lrrJAMES
micalovits: James!
MegaDosX: James when are you going to get your curse looked at
Seth_Erickson: Do we have a skitterbeam battalion perhaps
GredGredmansson: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
MegaDosX: Do I hear five?
Timagio: Show me LAND!
MrPipboy3000: Just need 4 artifacts ...
MegaDosX: Oh you're boned
Dalouer: thats 1
MegaDosX: That gets you some of the way but that Iron-Craw Crusher is a Problem
MrPipboy3000: Thats a blocker and the 1 ...
Nydestroyer: this is where the mishras onsalughs would come in clutch
MegaDosX: Just draw the Blasphemous Act that's totally in your deck
micalovits: We have a 3 dammage to face spell also
Nydestroyer: strongbull can still win this
MAPBoardgames: Of all of the games of Magic i've played I would say that 60% of them end with one player being either mana poor or flooded.
MrPipboy3000: Thats 2!!
MrTheWalrus: Yeah, lands were probably a mistake, but it’s way too late to fix them.
Seth_Erickson: correct
Nydestroyer: I think you just say on blocks and hope to draw two artifacts next turn
warboss5: If you hold up, you can block favorably and sac the Bauble
Fillup96: Lol sac it
MrPipboy3000: you want in on the field to sac it
korvys: Yeah, but if you play it's it's a threat, so they have to block?
Earthenone: draw some sort of instant interaction i guess?
Seth_Erickson: we might be if they draw another big artifact creature
micalovits: Play it, then attack, draw before your next turn
MegaDosX: You die on the crackback ify ou attack
korvys: Oh, yeah
GredGredmansson: we have Mishra's Token Maker
micalovits: Oh right, they block with the 1/1
Earthenone: we can draw on their turn and get licky?
goombalax: look at opponents top deck to assert dominance
micalovits: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
warboss5: You can buy yourself one more turn with the Bauble
MegaDosX: !card terminus
LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
Nydestroyer: did we play any mishras onsalughts?
korvys: Miracle isn't in this set
Seth_Erickson: we need a scrapwork cohort is what we need
Nydestroyer: thats two artifact creatures to sac
GredGredmansson: @Nydestroyer we have one in the deck i think
warboss5: Unleash Shell would do it
Fillup96: We need a kill spell
MrPipboy3000: If you sac both to the strongbull, you can block the 4/6 with it
Seth_Erickson: the 4 mana artifact that makes another artifact
Fillup96: Is this a draft deck?
micalovits: We also have the 3 dammage to any target
drcthulu: do you have the deal 3 spell?
MegaDosX: @Fillup96 BRO draft
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warboss5: Block the wurm too?
micalovits: We want to sac it before our turn right?'
Grimnus: At least they missed the good attack, with buffing one of the other creatures
warboss5: Could have saced both and blocked the wurm
korvys: Rager, yeah
MegaDosX: Off by one!
Nydestroyer: if ou did play misras its an instant
micalovits: Is unleash shell instant?
Seth_Erickson: now we can crack the bauble and try to draw into the unleash
warboss5: Why didn't you eat the Bauble so you drew?
Seth_Erickson: right
MegaDosX: !card unleash shell
LRRbot: Unleash Shell [3RR] | Instant | Unleash Shell deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 2 damage to that permanent's controller.
goombalax: if they only swing with the 2 again you could survive again
BloodnBullets: bauble wont draw it soon enough
TheAGuajardo: unleash shell is instant
The_Ninjurai: You don't draw immediately with the Bauble, do you?
MegaDosX: Look at the top of your deck?
MegaDosX: That does nothing tbh
MegaDosX: One turn late!
goombalax: welp
xerjen: Maybe they forget to attack?
MrPipboy3000: ravager would have killed you though ...
drcthulu: unfortunaterinos
micalovits: I think a card is worth more than 1 dammage
MegaDosX: Your chosen line made sense
MegaDosX: It's just that they had a lot of beef and you drew lands too much too many turns in a row >_>
Seth_Erickson: yeah it's a banger
GreatGodOm: We could have saced the rager with the 2nd draw trigger on the stack. and won.
GredGredmansson: the8bitFaster
Earthenone: no, you are thinking of escape from the city
SolarBlitz1: Sonic Adventure 2 yeah
Timagio: It is
TheAGuajardo: it was close. i think you played it as best as yall could.
drcthulu: sonic adventures 2
goombalax: La Bangeurs
Seth_Erickson: Richaadeb has a cover that sometimes we hear during the intro to your stream
Brianlive: I'd rather draw too many lands then never have a land
Wolfstrike_NL: So...how about calling this the last game and booting up superman 64 for the last 20 minutes :P ?
TheWriterAleph: Forget it, Jake. It's Magictown.
BloodnBullets: ~lasttweet
Seth_Erickson: Sounds like a good time to start Kappa
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Earthenone: lex tells superman to fly through rings if i remember right
goombalax: its just unplayably janky, its not even bad in a funny way
varmintx0: Is one of the worst games ever made as bad as everyone says it is?
BusTed: The very first thing you do is fly through some rings, and the controls are real bad.
Badchop: Solve my maze to save your friends!
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always ready... to use my hands.
MegaDosX: Rude.
drcthulu: you're not missing much, in fact you could make the case your life is richer not having played it
djalternative: No, it's just a funny name to make James say
Seth_Erickson: Maybe that facebook account is a best selling author who's not yet sold their book Kappa
Nydestroyer: 1/1 doing work
Nydestroyer: two games in a row this mite has been causing problems
Mazrae: now we need someone to put what James said in the quote database
lamina5432: I like reading to much
Nydestroyer: Just act really really arrogant
Seth_Erickson: Can I pretend to be unable to speak?
Nydestroyer: someone hands you something
Nydestroyer: just say you dont have time to read it
Zu_o: Audiobooks
Badchop: I mean, the being forced to be public facing part is a little unrealistic
Badchop: :D
Bugberry: pretend to be mute
xantos69: I would just use a lot of phrases like "I don't do readings....The books must be read by you" to get out of people asking me to read them passages.
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jaqofspades: Just create a gruff persona that says No to a lot of things.
micalovits: I like my tounge more than being a bestselling author
MegaDosX: Whoof.
Nydestroyer: @Badchop there are magic powers involved ... LUL
GredGredmansson: oh no
baskwalla: If they find out do you have to give up your money?
goombalax: you could do some really weird eccentric stuff to distract people like wear a robot outfit everywhere
Seth_Erickson: you have to go out and sign books basically
Grimnus: Welp, sometimes they just have one of the best cards in the format
MrPipboy3000: And if you write "I can't read.", it becomes a NY Times best seller!!
Zu_o: We live in an extremely ironic age where you can simultaneously be completely illiterate and the most well read person in history with the right tools.
djalternative: jesus
Drathak: I turn them down to play up on the mysterious author vibe
GreatGodOm: But if you cut out your tongue, they'll ask you to write things as a for of communication.
GreatGodOm: form*
bondeulv: no remorse eot?
micalovits: Rude
Nydestroyer: not dead yet
goombalax: what if you pretend to be blind and then honestly admit you never learned braille
lion_byte: eiffel1Lurk
Nydestroyer: steal sac probably better?
micalovits: We can rivavlry and then fracture
Anonymousless: rivalry a bear and fracture it
micalovits: Seems better
theevermist: Well both teams played hard
MegaDosX: Or Sibling Rivalry, punch, Powerstone Fracture to kill another thing
bondeulv: rivalry into fracture?
MegaDosX: Rivalry would have killed two of their things
MegaDosX: Alas
Finalsora811: This is still good, I think.
MegaDosX: You had the streamer debuff
Seth_Erickson: we miss some of those happens to the best new york times best sellers
Nydestroyer: big random artifacts is my favorite deck in the format
MegaDosX: I think you're boned here either way
micalovits: Its also hard when half the time we are talking bullshit
djalternative: Yes. Me
MegaDosX: I hold no illusions about how difficult streaming would be
Seth_Erickson: yeah but what about the streamer loot switch does that not offset the debuff
Nydestroyer: I did the youtube thing prestream era, never again LUL
goombalax: streaming or winning?
Mind2Waste: debuff is real
bondeulv: ded
GredGredmansson: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MegaDosX: What about second Cave Guard?
The_Ninjurai: It is a lot easier to stream and play when you have no viewers when you streamed
KeytarCat: Yes I have been wrong before
MegaDosX: Maybe they have emotes muted
djalternative: I gave a 4 hour talk about in-game economics and how to make them fun live on stream. It was HARD.
BusTed: we have an etiquette breach
MrPipboy3000: You're going on a list now ...
couchboyj: Not me, amazing at every time. Sucks to suck! /s
treacletart: for the sin of BM, you only draw lands forever
KeytarCat: er, Yes, I've been wrong in public before
drcthulu: no they just flick the switch that makes you draw 4 lands in a row
Marc_otato: cant wait
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Only if he agrees to stop saying hes going to put deckles on them.
Two_Hats: I'm sorry, what?
MegaDosX: Ah
InquisitorGaia: i was taught that too
baskwalla: Man, look at those smart thighs.
goombalax: early 90s curriculum baybee
BusTed: There was some theory about nerve clusters or something.
MegaDosX: Who teaches people that dinosaurs have brains in thighs?
crono3453: Those thighs are thicc. Thicc with knowledge
vrulg: people used to think there was like a secondary brain in the backs of big dinos
Rob_Racoon: Is that where dummy thicc comes from?
baskwalla: *drummy thick
JusticeJuice: I remember brains in tails. Don't feel bad for being taught wrong.
MegaDosX: @Rob_Racoon Goddamnit I was just typing that
Nydestroyer: They have written a book about the lies they told
Nydestroyer: LUL
Seth_Erickson: smarty thicc more like @Rob_Racoon
Spanked42: I don't think I got taught anything about dinosaur brains. I'm mad now.
micalovits: I was taught that global warming was a scam so... Uhhh... Could be worse
goombalax: I worked in a library where we destroyed old textbooks like that, you wouldn't BELIEVE the stuff they taught
rosesmcgee: science changes, people get taught wrong stuff all the time until the experts figure it out
JonnyH: Teachers also teach what they thought was true, so "bad" facts can last an entire generation after they've already been disproved
ShaneLeeAtk: I distinctly remember my 2nd grade science book being published before the Moon landing, as it had "And one day man may step foot on the Moon."
Lawblades: Early 90s Late 80s dino books had pictures of the brontisaurus with brains above hind legs to explain their massive nervous system
Natural_Ones_Only: This still the sealed event or is it the constructed one now?
DrThud666: i was told that by a 70 year old man who also claimed to be an astronaut, brain surgeon and a cia agent
drcthulu: Yeah I was taught that too, but it's more of a router than a brain
Sorator13: Ahoy! Had a good first day of the season at work; looking forward to the next few months.
Spanked42: @micalovits Really? Man, I was raised in Oklahoma and we got taught that was a fact...
Sorator13: To the vod I now go!
baskwalla: @Natural_Ones_Only Just a draft
ShaneLeeAtk: I am NOT that old.
MegaDosX: I have a book somewhere that insists Jupiter has sixteen moons
Queginn: Pfft, you guys believe in the moon??
Seth_Erickson: Listen to all these Ancients going to school having never seen or used a Computer.
micalovits: @micalovits Nutty science teacher, and no controll about what was being taught
noSmokeFire: you still think the moon is real?
Spanked42: What are you even talking about Adam? lol
vrulg: two more goals wouldn't have been enough for them
varmintx0: Don't say that around Buzz Aldrin.
jaqofspades: The moon is just a giant hologram created to hide the space structures of aliens duh.
goombalax: @Seth_Erickson we had MAC2s
theevermist: maybe try scoring without running over the goalie next time
djalternative: The Moon landing WAS fake. They landed on IO and just wanted you to think it was our moon so we wouldn't notice their plans for solar system wide conquest
Spanked42: Oh
EOstby: Two disallowed goals? That's as many as Canada actually scored at the entire World Cup, right?
Sorator13: @theevermist but that's haaaaaard
The_Ninjurai: What is hockey?
SnowBuddy18: US won Bronze
SnowBuddy18: Canada is winning the gold 2-0
Alex_Frostfire: @djalternative This is the kind of conspiracy theory I am *here* for. I bet that's where they found the blueprints for birds, too.
MrPipboy3000: No, the fakes the moon landin on the moon because it was cheaper than catering for the film crew or building the rocket
theevermist: @theevermist well if we look at the bronze game it isn't that hard apparently
MaddogM: I'm the Aussie who knew what world Jrs was
MegaDosX: So you either play the thing or it ramps you
Finalsora811: Inspector Prototype automaton?
drcthulu: which figure? disfigure
MegaDosX: Datfigure
ShaneLeeAtk: Hasty Craw Wurm
MegaDosX: I am suspicious
MegaDosX: What are you holding opponent
Nydestroyer: I hope they just dted for a 6 drop and never hit the mana for it LUL
drcthulu: agressive car noises
MegaDosX: Brutal
micalovits: I would guess they DT'ed for a land
MegaDosX: And you have two sick removal spells in hand
MegaDosX: Also Explosion is burn so you can hit their face with it if you need
MegaDosX: A very RB hand right there
lamina5432: greens the splash?
Nydestroyer: infinite removal
MegaDosX: !card unleash shell
LRRbot: Unleash Shell [3RR] | Instant | Unleash Shell deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 2 damage to that permanent's controller.
MegaDosX: Blow it up?
Seth_Erickson: choking miasma would be rough here
Seth_Erickson: I think that's what I'm thinking
bondeulv: gruesome realization
MegaDosX: Miasma's DMU
Seth_Erickson: of*
MegaDosX: This is just BRO
baskwalla: Correct, just -1/-1
Finalsora811: !card gruesome real
LRRbot: Gruesome Realization [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. / • Creatures your opponents control get −1/−1 until end of turn.
djalternative: choking miasma was in Dom U
drcthulu: visions is just a really good board state stall card
Seth_Erickson: !choking miasma
MegaDosX: That's irritating but fine tbh
Anonymousless: gix's command hits power 2 or less
MegaDosX: They still are dead on board, they just don't know it
Seth_Erickson: !card Choking Miasma
LRRbot: Choking Miasma [1BB] | Sorcery | Kicker {G} / If this spell was kicked, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. / All creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn.
WhirlwindAbyss: They are still dead is they dont have a blocker
djalternative: oh. are we not in Decathalon Sealed anymore? (I haven't been paying that close attention)
MegaDosX: Yeah they're actual dead
MegaDosX: Suddenly they cast Weather the Storm
BusTed: Pretty successful day.
LurkerSpine: !next
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Seth_Erickson: oh you're right I was mixing brothers war and DomU together :O
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream :)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for streaming
lamina5432: gnight
drcthulu: gg thanks for the stream
bondeulv: thx for the stream lads
Finalsora811: !ck
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jaqofspades: Thanks for the streams!
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micalovits: Thanks for the stream :D And have a great evening
Spanked42: New wipe new me
Seth_Erickson: had fun with the two times I played jumpstart anime edition
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Two_Hats: got to collect them all?
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
MAPBoardgames: Wheeler's Game House of Cards
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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drcthulu: pokemon at least has a card game
crono3453: The pokedex looks like books, books look like binders, you put cards in binders, therefore card game
drcthulu: and gotta catch them all has a ccg feel to it
SciNerdRobb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
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ShaneLeeAtk: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian looks to wrap things up this evening with Part 9 of his Gunpla Nightingale Build.) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (15s ago).
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Painting is done, everything’s clear coated, time for decals and panel lining. It’s Gunpla night over on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! | http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlwDJf0aAAA9Vt5.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1611166234384687105
Arclight_Dynamo: Hello chat! In the spirit of TTSF, what is the objectively *stupidest* thing you have recently done in pursuit of your hobby? Mine is running a PC emulator... on my PC.
patbaer: Let's Try, 2023
Wicker_Guide: I spent 4 hours checking every connection on my motherboard, before realizing it wasn't recognizing the CPU because I'd forgot to install a driver update
SymphonicLolita: I walked through knee-high snow in -15C to get a picture of a duck
CodeIndigo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months, currently on a 6 month streak!
CodeIndigo: It's.... A GUNDAM! ........eventually!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CodeIndigo! (Today's storm count: 45)
mugulord: Trying to save my google doc
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hows it going chat
SnackPak_: sergeHi
SymphonicLolita: (duck pics https://imgur.com/a/pP4CPcV)
Earthenone: many ducks
Arclight_Dynamo: @Wicker_Guide Oh no! :D
Arclight_Dynamo: @SymphonicLolita Delightful
Wicker_Guide: @SymphonicLolita in fairness, it is a majestic duck
patbaer: heck yeah!
DrakoniteStreams: @Arclight_Dynamo When modding a PS2 to add a serial port, my tired brain decided to try testing without putting the case back on.. just bare innards on a crowded desk. Just after verifying it worked, a loose screw bridged the power supply and fried the entire system.
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hey ian
unarmedoracle: god I love that BR poster
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
HoloTheWiseWolf_: a large lad
TheWriterAleph: on the ninth night of gunpla, my ian gave to meeee... SingsNote
patbaer: a big friend
CodeIndigo: @Arclight_Dynamo I tore the IPL chip pins off of a Gamecube I was trying to install the PicoBoot mod just a couple months ago.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its time to get some definition on these panels
SymphonicLolita: Big Chonk
Wicker_Guide: thicc mecha?
Snowcookies: huge friend
gibbousm: hellos
adambomb625: Be careful to leave one piece out, otherwise the Gundam will wake up and attack
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Does that seam on the top get covered up?
patbaer: The top of your sweater blends in with the wall in a such a way that auto focus is kinda mad
patbaer: Thank you Ian.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i love that orange you made up ian
SymphonicLolita: could chroma-key yourself out with beige
gibbousm: So, I was given explicit instructions to spend holiday money on something stupid, so now I have a Perfect Grade Unicorn Gundam kit. Any advice? I've done HG, MG, RG, & SD.
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART Excited to see the completion of BEEG ROBIT