drthvd3r: So, I take it we don't know what's going down on tonight's FNPF then?
Earthenone: it has been anounced that they are playing jump start king of the hill
drthvd3r: Sounds good. Thanks!
Juliamon: James has mentioned it a couple times but not actually put it in the calendar
Darleysam: which one's Boomhauer?
drthvd3r: Wheeler.
Darleysam: checks out
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ElfLawyer: woo\
benjamin_wheeler: Boomwhauller
Tfldyr: Boomwhauller
AugmentingPath: !next
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Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
gualdhar: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [24h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Painting is done, everything’s clear coated, time for decals and panel lining. It’s Gunpla night over on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! | http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlwDJf0aAAA9Vt5.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1611166234384687105
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
SeaDiegoFC: I'm ready to start some jumps!
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Mischievous_Catgeist: need some good vibes tonight <3 just found out the store i work at and love will be closing at the end of the month
ElfLawyer: hidey ho
princess_intell: hype!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove lucidLove lucidLove
NewtyNewts: !next
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrSHINE lrrSIG lrrARROW
princess_intell: i washed all my makeup brushes
princess_intell: please clap, i own like 30
Darleysam: seabatClap
RandomTrivia: @princess_intell seabatClap
KeytarCat: Wooo!
LordZarano: sharkf11CLAP
lirazel64: Fight the Paper! ...wait...
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
ihlendrax: ,
princess_intell: thank you, thank you, my hands went all pruny, it was quite the sacrifice
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: that stick that you light on fire and then Dale describes it in a gross way
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight we are playing Jumpstart King of the Hill http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun πŸ“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fl1MxR2aEAA8azQ.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1611528728395526144
NewtyNewts: Hooray, more jumping and starting!
lirazel64: !advice
LRRbot: Try being on fire.
princess_intell: !badadvice
LRRbot: Lick the room.
lirazel64: ! badadvice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
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princess_intell: but i thought the glow was going to save everyone
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
princess_intell: that's why... we all have to.... go towards it.... precious glow...
RandomTrivia: Good evening to you, Dog_of_Myth!
catsculptor: ready to fight some paper or something
Skizard88: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheSilverGekko: the dog, the myth, the legend
gualdhar: sounded like a wet fart on a live mic there
grgriffin3: Myself is prepared.
wickaboxet: Friday? check. Night? Check. Paper? Check. Fight. Remains to be seen
Tfldyr: I'm ready to load my run fight some paper and jump some starts!
Wonderdoc: Red doctor standing ready
frogomb: It's friday, so paper fight's gonna happen
MajorFrostbyte: We want paper cuts! we want paper cuts!
ElfLawyer: fighting? y'all want a donnybrook?
princess_intell: what about scissors and rock
spawnofhastur: Moons Over My Hammy?
princess_intell: @ElfLawyer well now we expect it
laundreydhull: The Multi-Jump of Start-ness
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andergriff: whats the canadian equivilant of a Denny's parking lot when it comes to fights?
Radyin: Friday Night Scissors Fight would be a very different show.
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hoveringhalibut: Weird. It says my twitch prime sub is available today, but I can't subscribe.
thraximore: howdy wheeler!
NewtyNewts: Oh hi
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
hb8u: heyo
RandomTrivia: sergeGift lrrSHINE sergeGift
DiscordianTokkan: Thank you for having us, it's great to be here cheer300
TheSilverGekko: @andergriff the kitchen of a tim horton's
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
princess_intell: @andergriff out back the tim horton's?
GredGredmansson: lrrWHEELER lrrCAMERON lrrSERGE lrrALEX
ElfLawyer: how is Benjmain's brain?
AugmentingPath: Cryptid Serge
spawnofhastur: nice beanie alex
wickaboxet: Hello there internet frens
laundreydhull: yes, YES! Jumpstart v. Jumpstart '22s!
GredGredmansson: lrrPAUL
TheOtherTrevor: Serge back for more judge's tower
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSERGE lrrALEX lrrPAUL lrrCAMERON lrrWHEELER
Earthenone: !patreon
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Sleep_Tight: @WhirlwindAbyss thanks for the sub :)
grgriffin3: Viewers? Like me?
micalovits: Hi, I'm viewer!
Earthenone: !store
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Earthenone: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Fiefdom of Foils!
catsculptor: good to see Wheeler survived last week
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown He said the thing!
WhirlwindAbyss: First paperfight of the year!
oastrtoastr: all hail
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
princess_intell: you scared serge away, we'll have to lure him with coffee and humanely trap him again
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Dog_of_Myth: Glad to see Wheeler here
bwk789: Thanks for having me it’s great to be here!
MaverickArtist: He's Ben Wheeler, it's great to be here
RandomTrivia: Yeah, that tracks
princess_intell: TYFHU, IGTBH
grgriffin3: It runs on the same AI as the Modo shuffler
spawnofhastur: yo wheeler i've got an Imp's Mischief I'm not using. Want me to send it over?
princess_intell: why have i never had issues with it??
wickaboxet: A pox upon those pox players, sorry but I can’t sometimes
thraximore: @princess_intell mono colored decks?
hoveringhalibut: Someone at twitch can't do date compares correctly.
TheOtherTrevor: My experience is the opposite. Autotapper loves to hold up colourless utility lands that I have no intention of using
princess_intell: no, like 3 colors
bwk789: What about mechanical JD?
grgriffin3: Dammit Wheeler
TetraRay: lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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Sage0fMadness: lul
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
A_Dub888: !findquote anime
LRRbot: Quote #4714: "Anime isn't illegal! Much like skateboarding, you can do it anywhere!" β€”Ian [2018-02-27]
MaverickArtist: Propane and Propane related Tribal
thraximore: PrideLaugh
Sage0fMadness: LUL LUL
princess_intell: maybe i'm autotapper's favorite
KidAmn: Beej just projectile vomited somewhere and he doesn't know why
DigitalSeahorse: start jump
grgriffin3: Jump-Start Jury Rigging.
RockPusher: sergeSip unarmeHeart voxlunGeiger wheelerMonkey
princess_intell: @KidAmn heather knows though. heather always knows.
FullOfLiesAndBees: Over Thanksgiving I taught my brother-in-law to play MTG using jumpstart. It was a lot of fun!
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ElfLawyer: I hope Benjmain's brain is okay
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Rustpile: Can’t believe it’s only been an quarter of a year
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: Holy shit
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: lol
GredGredmansson: welp, can't argue with that
laikagoat: mic 5?
RandomTrivia: CurseLit
Mischievous_Catgeist: mwap
DiscordianTokkan: Somone's mic is vorping
Ant__R: bzzt from a mic
azidbern95: mawp
MegaDosX: Someone's mic is squawking
SeaDiegoFC: buzz buzz
catsculptor: mawp
roseofloki: Mic 5!
CururuGuasu: Fire made it good!
Ant__R: maybe the scarf
niccus: there's... a new mic noise. that's worrisome
bytecaster: Zombies on Fire?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON
grgriffin3: I think Cam's scarf might be rubbing the mic? Or something?
KeytarCat: mic's farting
GredGredmansson: I want to say I've seen this movie before
KidAmn: scarf buzz ASMR
Earthenone: flaming clow spiders?
cmdrzellgaudis: Someone’s mic has been buzzing
wickaboxet: Sometimes lrr members go into another plane, usually the mic doesn’t pick it up though
MegaDosX: Cam's all in on the fire zombies apparently
goombalax: what about a moist zombie
princess_intell: can jump start be played "open pack"? like, just put everything back where it was?
Spades_Slicc: Flying Corpse Technique ... On Fire
NewtyNewts: Self-firing, or just lit?
AugmentingPath: OGumpstart
MegaDosX: I'm curious how the power level compares in play between Jumpstart and J22
DigitalSeahorse: awww
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
GredGredmansson: cross-time jumpstarting
grgriffin3: Gottem
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
ElfLawyer: poor serge
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
nymistrya: does the shame zone come with extra stink?
MajorFrostbyte: Nicolas Cage writing that idea down furiously.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrSERGE
MaverickArtist: Alex Bane Stacey
catsculptor: @princess_intell yes, i think they actually repack all their packs after the show so they could be used at a later date
MegaDosX: I mean, Serge did double stifle Wheeler last week, I think he's allowed to cast shade at him :p
micalovits: Wheeler is punchy today
GredGredmansson: @nymistrya nah I think you have to provide your own
Tom_Bruise: Whichever zone it actually is, no one wants to be born in it, or adopt it for that matter
MegaDosX: Oh so no Muxus
niccus: and mind
MegaDosX: Predatory might have Neyith though!
princess_intell: @catsculptor neat! might have to buy it and just open all the packs to play with some people
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Alas_Babylon: Predatory Goblins
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micalovits: There is muxus in 2022 aswell
grgriffin3: The far-off year of 20OG
theamc2000: Criminal goblins?
MegaDosX: !card neyith
LRRbot: Neyith of the Dire Hunt [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/3] | Whenever one or more creatures you control fight or become blocked, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {2}{R/G}. If you do, double target creature's power until end of turn. That creature must be blocked this combat if able.
frameshifty: some goblins are prey
GredGredmansson: most adjectives apply to Goblins I feel
MegaDosX: @micalovits Is it? I didn't know that, I guess it's possible he has Muxus then
micalovits: @MegaDosX Yea, I think half the goblin packs in 2022 has him iirc?
AugmentingPath: the proper past tense is "jampsturt"
goombalax: no looking, no mulligans
wickaboxet: Predatory goblins, means either the mafia goblins in Dynasty or usual goblins
ShaneLeeAtk: And an empty stomach
Earthenone: not looking at it is more of a lifestyle
Spades_Slicc: First you position the car with a good battery so your jumper cables can reach both
Wonderdoc: Cam feeling real confident in his staying power, sleeving those cards
korvys: It's a "rule" like the rules of comedy
gualdhar: Cam being a good boy sleeving, while Ben's over here being an animal
MegaDosX: @micalovits Looks like one of the four Goblins packets has Muxus
Spades_Slicc: @princess_intell Simply don't lose
theamc2000: Tuktuk rubblefort?
thraximore: hahahaha
GredGredmansson: these last few seconds have officially set the tone for the rest of the stream and I am all for it
DigitalSeahorse: lol
wickaboxet: Has anyone found a good solution to reusing jumpstart packs?
Ant__R: that's a match
Alas_Babylon: Predatory Goblins piloted by the best goblin in LRR
WiJohn: I feel like flaming zombies might be the result of predatory goblins
Ant__R: 4-20 vs 6-9
princess_intell: why do sleeved magic cards *sound* so good
MegaDosX: Cam did beat Wheeler with that Gideon last time
Fanklok: Predatory Goblins l or Goblins: Predatory?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
thraximore: helluva Epithet
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rob_Racoon: playfr3Clap playfr3Clap playfr3Clap
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
morpheus7078: LUL
bolas_dnd: Premiere Judges' Tower Lands Pilot
Earthenone: he is the stilfe-y
Sage0fMadness: LUL
grgriffin3: Serge out here firing nukes
thraximore: PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: Two fetches got stifled
GredGredmansson: !findquote stifle
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Dog_of_Myth: SERGE
PipeSmokingOwl: lol i watched that this morning
princess_intell: wow, serge
joejoebear812: Ben "The Stifled" Wheeler
PipeSmokingOwl: min 41 on the youtube lol
MegaDosX: It was the cruelest thing I've ever seen on a FNPF
wickaboxet: T2 and T3 stifled fetches
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RockPusher: sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge
laikagoat: buzz again
TemporallyAwry: That was so mean - sergeSnerge
TimIAm: Serge is a murderer, dang
juliebean78: I literally just finished watching that episode
wickaboxet: Serge has 3 lands to 1 on turn 3
artemi7: That double thumbs up!
Tom_Bruise: I don't think Serge owes you anything, that was quality content
bolas_dnd: we got some buzz happening
GredGredmansson: "I 'DON'T' want your deck to do the thing it does" -Serge Yager, January 2023
princess_intell: i forgot how brutal serge is when it comes to highlander
catsculptor: 2 stifles into Wheeler trying to cast a sorcery at instant speed and losing judge tower, brutal
princess_intell: when are serge and blood moon finally going to tie the knot
GredGredmansson: masaeBrainfart lrrJAMES
goombalax: no
Alas_Babylon: @princess_intell When he divorces Ramunap Excavator
goombalax: mull
AugmentingPath: The psychic plane, and then the shadow realm
Welbog: I played half a game of EDH today for the first time since March 2020. It was nice to play with humans again.
GredGredmansson: presumably so will Cam?
wickaboxet: Kitchen table magic is a full contact sport at some tables Cameron
Durzo_Blint_: The lack of a banana token is a crime
Juliamon: let's be real, Serge is in a polycule with Kitchen Finks and Fastbond
MegaDosX: One of the J22 Goblins packets looks built mostly around spells making goblin tokens
KeytarCat: The House of Lies is here?
artemi7: Does the Moonbase exist on the Shadow Zone Plane?
GredGredmansson: I can't remember the last time I unpacked a 4/2 Predatory Token
MegaDosX: Did Cam draw for turn?
AugmentingPath: Predatory Tokin' is the little known sequel to Reefer Madness
midnightcurryjazz: cam didnt draw?
MAPBoardgames: Two sides of the same mountian
LRRbot: Chandra's Pyreling [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental Lizard [1/3] | Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, Chandra's Pyreling gets +1/+0 and gains double strike until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: boar token and goblin tokens I think
james_missingtriggers: did cam draw t1?
MegaDosX: Cam I think missed his first draw
Fanklok: So there's the Shame Zone and the Everlasting Disappointment, is there also the Ceaseless Discharge?
LRRbot: Trufflesnout [2G] | Creature β€” Boar [2/2] | When Trufflesnout enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Put a +1/+1 counter on Trufflesnout. / β€’ You gain 4 life.
midnightcurryjazz: truffffleee
GredGredmansson: yupyupyup
MegaDosX: This little piggy went to market
thraximore: bzzt
MercurialVox: what a nice young pig
princess_intell: aww what a cutie pie
LRRbot: Hungry Flames [2R] | Instant | Hungry Flames deals 3 damage to target creature and 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
MAPBoardgames: Ziggy Piggy! Ziggy Piggy!
MegaDosX: Seems appropriate for hungry flames to hit a pig
grgriffin3: Mmmm, bacon
Juliamon: pork roast
princess_intell: slam dunk in cuteness tribal
Sage0fMadness: Roast! That! Pig!
MegaDosX: !card chandra's pyreling
LRRbot: Chandra's Pyreling [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental Lizard [1/3] | Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, Chandra's Pyreling gets +1/+0 and gains double strike until end of turn.
laikagoat: 4
Earthenone: pyrelinjkj will remember this
MegaDosX: Swing for four Cam
Spades_Slicc: more than 2
wickaboxet: So when is piglander going to be a thing, we have a pretty good density so far
AugmentingPath: these flames are hungry for bacon
BrowneePoints: then don't go to Pride After Dark Wheeler
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DoodlestheGreat: Not bacon, lrrHAM
MegaDosX: M21 I think
princess_intell: cameron brings home the bacon
GredGredmansson: M21 yeah
Durzo_Blint_: "The battlefield briefly smells delicious." Is amazing flavor text
grgriffin3: 2020.....Red cards?
LRRbot: Goblin Researcher [3R] | Creature β€” Goblin Wizard [3/3] | When Goblin Researcher enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. During any turn you attacked with Goblin Researcher, you may play that card.
LRRbot: Sabertooth Mauler [3G] | Creature β€” Cat [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Sabertooth Mauler and untap it.
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princess_intell: remind me to get a copy of hungry flames, card seems sicj
LRRbot: Gavony Unhallowed [3B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/4] | Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Gavony Unhallowed.
TimIAm: Well that's just a better tiger
MegaDosX: Kaladesh
MegaDosX: Aether Revolt, yeah
MegaDosX: Sorry just checked
Spades_Slicc: I think the tiger's better because it counts OP creature death
TimIAm: But it's only once on endstep, right? I may have misread
bolas_dnd: *mind games
Ant__R: aaaaah
laikagoat: mawp
grgriffin3: Ow
LRRbot: Endless Ranks of the Dead [2BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is half the number of Zombies you control, rounded down.
Spades_Slicc: only once per turn cycle but it untaps itself
squ3e: MAWP
bolas_dnd: mawp
thraximore: AUGH
princess_intell: mic 5
bolas_dnd: HELP
bolas_dnd: !panic
NewtyNewts: mawp
MegaDosX: Another mic is going crazy
james_missingtriggers: zzzzzt
aggrocrow: Mawp
lirazel64: mic!
princess_intell: rip headphone users
Alas_Babylon: Someone's mic has exploded many a time
ArgentumFlare: I think Cams mic is outta batteries
aggrocrow: mic hurty
bolas_dnd: rip speaker users
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nick216317: Me ears
RockPusher: C'mon exponential zombies!
Micsig: I think it was Cam's scarf rubbing the mic
midnightcurryjazz: phyexian oil in the audio
Spades_Slicc: Endless ranks of the mawp
LoadingReadyRun: I hear it. trying to figure out where it is coming from
LRRbot: Crushing Canopy [2G] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Destroy target creature with flying. / β€’ Destroy target enchantment.
Alas_Babylon: !card Xander
LRRbot: Did you mean: Alexander Clamilton; Xander's Wake; Xander's Pact; Lord Xander, the Collector; Xander's Lounge
Alas_Babylon: 3
thraximore: Come
Alas_Babylon: !card Lord Xander the Collector
LRRbot: Lord Xander, the Collector [4UBR] | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Demon Noble [6/6] | When Lord Xander, the Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded down. / Whenever Lord Xander attacks, defending player mills half their library, rounded down. / When Lord Xander dies, target opponent sacrifices half the nonland permanents they control, rounded down.
Fanklok: Zombie don't reproduce though budding
NewtyNewts: Calm Bat
Natural_Ones_Only: All the deck names make for good bands
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LRRbot: Ogre Battlecaster [2R] | Creature β€” Ogre Shaman [3/3] | First strike / Whenever Ogre Battlecaster attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard by paying {R}{R} in addition to its other costs. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. When you cast that spell, Ogre Battlecaster gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.
MegaDosX: Wow
thraximore: huh
RandomTrivia: That's... a lot of words
thraximore: neat card
MegaDosX: And first strike
DiscordianTokkan: Cam's battery is def having issues
MegaDosX: That's a neat card
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ElfLawyer: OH THAT'S SO COOL
sporkraptor: *ffzzzt* low bat! that's not a deck name? XD
Spades_Slicc: Good battery but it's low on bats
Bonefield_Arruna: *cries in headphones*
MacabreAurora: low bat
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LRRbot: Irresistible Prey [G] | Sorcery | Target creature must be blocked this turn if able. / Draw a card.
artemi7: Is someone vacuming the Moonbase?
Earthenone: !card battery bearer
LRRbot: Battery Bearer [2GU] | Creature β€” Human Artificer [3/4] | Creatures you control have "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell." / Whenever you cast an artifact spell with mana value 6 or greater, draw a card.
bolas_dnd: sounded like highway noises to me, but could be wrong
thraximore: combattery
bwk789: It’s probably the ac @artemi7
thraximore: sounds like a vacuum to me
MegaDosX: lmao whoops Wheeler :p
goombalax: lmao
MurphEP: FBtouchdown
superdude097: LUL
RealGamerCow: welp
RockPusher: Devious mic packs lying about battery life
MegaDosX: That is a spicy three drop
Spades_Slicc: Cameron has a solid strategy: Simply Win
korvys: bo1?
MegaDosX: Recasts spells from the yard, 3/3 for three, first strike
WhirlwindAbyss: LUL
artemi7: And so begins the Reign of King Cameron the Bzzt!
Ant__R: wheeler attacked with a 3/3?
MegaDosX: @korvys That's how they've done the previous King of the Hill streams
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, that's got *stats* for a single-pip three-mana card
korvys: Cool
MaverickArtist: A new challenger approaches
MegaDosX: Yeah Wheeler attacked with his 3/3 with a lure on it, but Cam's thing had first strike
bolas_dnd: double protection
Natural_Ones_Only: Packaging!
KeytarCat: @RockPusher That's something I would pay for in a mic pack *explicitly* 🀣
sporkraptor: oooo, playing blind! interesting!
MaverickArtist: my god, that's Alex's music
MegaDosX: So what does Alex have?
Alas_Babylon: heart
bolas_dnd: pbbbbt
MajorFrostbyte: Sexy anime card inside second sleeve.
whitefirecomix: a steel chair
definenull: New meaning of blind keep
MurphEP: @MajorFrostbyte Seals in the freshness
Natural_Ones_Only: Slivers, Slivers, or Slivers!
zed_alpha: calling it now, Alex has five color durdlenauts
MegaDosX: Did Alex take out the card things saying what packets they were or did he shuffle those in? >_>
MaverickArtist: he's on Storm
AugmentingPath: cut the deck, bow to each other, bow to chat
Dog_of_Myth: Serge got them @MegaDosX
MrAyeAxe: alex got the canlander pack, mox mox jitte incoming
artemi7: @MegaDosX Those were what Serge took to Paul
Alas_Babylon: He's on four Grapeshots, rituals, Tendrils
MegaDosX: Oh cool
MegaDosX: One free mull for Jumpstart
MaverickArtist: he's running Izzet Phoenix
Alas_Babylon: Imagine Dinosaurs
AugmentingPath: T1 unsleeved mox to establish dominance
laikagoat: stompity stomp
MaverickArtist: @Alas_Babylon I lvoe that band
theevilslime: Think Dinosaurs? is that like discount Imagine Dragons?
Natural_Ones_Only: Replace that n with a c and we've got some dinos
MegaDosX: Think Dinosaurs benginLul
RockPusher: KeytarCat did you design the Sennheisers and their no-signal static? You seem to be in to evil mic packs lrrBEEJ
OrangeOwl327: Love the name
princess_intell: oh alex got a haircut
DoodlestheGreat: Alex's deck sounds like a marketing slogan.
MaverickArtist: Cam the Noobslayer
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
AugmentingPath: xxNoobCrushaxx
NotCainNorAbel: unarmeClick
LRRbot: Thriving Moor | Land | Thriving Moor enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Moor enters the battlefield, choose a color other than black. / {T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.
laundreydhull: good one lrrSERGE lrrCAMERON lrrALEX
spawnofhastur: AL-X is a robot
Spades_Slicc: @princess_intell Really? Which one Kappa
Fanklok: Cam much like Margit the Fell Omen, crushes noobs
heartofgoldfish: I love the Serge Villain Arc
ShaneLeeAtk: I am here for this level of sass
MegaDosX: I think all of the packets have one thriving land in it
bolas_dnd: they're good lands
zed_alpha: "Imagine Dinosaurs" is my modern pop-style Was (Not Was) cover band
LRRbot: Drover of the Mighty [1G] | Creature β€” Human Druid [1/1] | Drover of the Mighty gets +2/+2 as long as you control a Dinosaur. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
laundreydhull: LUL FBtouchdown lrrSPOOPY
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
DigitalSeahorse: mon tangue
Alas_Babylon: Perfect for this format, since you don't know your second color until you assemble the deck
catsculptor: anime detected!\
artemi7: That's a Fate/Stay Thrill if I ever saw one
Ant__R: oh cam no
LRRbot: Pillar of Flame [R] | Sorcery | Pillar of Flame deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
MegaDosX: They're also good budget dual lands tbh, particularly if you're on more than two colours so you can fix colours easier
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Drover of the Mighty NOT the Irish Drover
MegaDosX: Oh right Cultivate was in M21
laikagoat: oh boy
Natural_Ones_Only: Ramping!
MaverickArtist: you got him on the ropes Alex
KeytarCat: @RockPusher That's much more sinister 🀣 No, I actually meant that I'd sacrifice a lot of features for a reliable battery status indicator
LRRbot: Ogre Battlecaster [2R] | Creature β€” Ogre Shaman [3/3] | First strike / Whenever Ogre Battlecaster attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard by paying {R}{R} in addition to its other costs. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. When you cast that spell, Ogre Battlecaster gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.
MegaDosX: Oh wow.
MegaDosX: Already
Durzo_Blint_: " CIA documents published by WikiLeaks show that the CIA kept a database of β€œJapanese style faces” to utilize in online forums"
Durzo_Blint_: lmao
AugmentingPath: whenever it blocks, destroy target player
Spades_Slicc: Pillar of Flame incoming
princess_intell: problem: i want ice cream, but i'm in bed and the kitchen is all the way downstairs
LRRbot: Ornery Dilophosaur [3G] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever Ornery Dilophosaur attacks, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Ornery Dilophosaur gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
MrAyeAxe: Ornery is a top tier word
LRRbot: Thriving Bluff | Land | Thriving Bluff enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Bluff enters the battlefield, choose a color other than red. / {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.
Mr_Horrible: In my lane. Moisturized. Thriving. Bluffing.
bolas_dnd: v-v-v-value
Silver_Drgn: thats a good burn card
artemi7: it costs 3?! I wonder if that's Highlander playable
MajorFrostbyte: Cameron "The Bully" Lauder
MegaDosX: I'm sure there's some real nonsense you can pull with it in a spellslinger deck too
MegaDosX: I've never heard of that spell Cam
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Spades_Slicc: These magic card names are getting out of han ... oh that says Ornery ... oh that says dilOphosaur
Mr_Horrible: You're telling me an ogre casted this battle?
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX It's a staple of Muscle Wizards everywhere
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc Ornery on main phase
NewtyNewts: Ogre Shoutcaster
LRRbot: Dance with Devils [3R] | Instant | Create two 1/1 red Devil creature tokens. They have "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Spades_Slicc: @Mr_Horrible 😳😳😳
AugmentingPath: @Mr_Horrible Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good night, wherever you are in the world, I'm an ogre
Natural_Ones_Only: Troy!
MegaDosX: In the pale moonlight?
goombalax: in the pale moonlight?
Mr_Horrible: LUL
MegaDosX: @goombalax benginFingers
Haroldholmes25: LUL good job chat
Spades_Slicc: Tango
micalovits: Tango
goombalax: ayyy @MegaDosX same braincell voxlunCarp
LRRbot: Thundering Spineback [5GG] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [5/5] | Other Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1. / {5}{G}: Create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample.
saucemaster5000: The Mamushka
MegaDosX: That's a big dino
whitefirecomix: three person tango sounds... suspicious
RandomTrivia: Oooh, here comes the Dinosaur printer
LRRbot: Deadly Plot [3B] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / β€’ Return target Zombie creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
MegaDosX: Holy crap Cam
Tiber727: I hear the Devil is big on fiddles.
RandomTrivia: Welp, there *went* the Dinosaur printer
definenull: he's already dead
MegaDosX: Yeah
Mr_Horrible: Cameron has like 12 removals
MegaDosX: HBK and Ric Flair
Alas_Babylon: Now wait until he can flash it back for RR
MegaDosX: Shawn Michaels
definenull: I love you // I'm sorry
artemi7: Is this the first time a Jumpstart King of the Hill someone kept their throne?
goombalax: a split card I love you // I'm Sorry
micalovits: Love you // Sorry
Alas_Babylon: 3BRR*
RealGamerCow: Sounds like a GCU
YeomanAres: "retirement" match
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Alas_Babylon: I'm Happy For You // I'm Sorry It Happened
A_Dub888: Ah yes, the last time Ric Flair EVER WRESTLED
MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 Yep, definitely his retirement match, and he's never wrestled since
artemi7: I didn't expect a mini episode of Sidewalk Slam tonight
LRRbot: Memorial to Genius | Land | Memorial to Genius enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {4}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice Memorial to Genius: Draw two cards.
MegaDosX: Oh the Memorials, neat
Martinkaca: I still need to pick up a box of Jumpstart 2022
Mazrae: how many matches have there been?
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Alas_Babylon: From Cameron, no less, but I am 110% here for it
whitefirecomix: the deep lore
virre_: He did not at all wrestle his retirement match again a few months ago
MegaDosX: @Mazrae This is match two, Cam vs Wheeler was reasonably quick
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature β€” Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Hungry Flames [2R] | Instant | Hungry Flames deals 3 damage to target creature and 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
KeytarCat: kawaii~
RandomTrivia: Oof
Alas_Babylon: BEEG
Mazrae: @MegaDosX thank you and right before you told me i saw the round 2 of ?? in the corner
LRRbot: Titanic Growth [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
RandomTrivia: BIGGER than before
Ritaspirithntr: @mazrae GAH! Are you following me?! (Just kidding)
artemi7: Beeg animu sailor? I think I've seen this before
RandomTrivia: That is weeb pirate
Alas_Babylon: I believe Graham wrote the flavor text?
RockPusher: Make my anime sailor grow!!!
korvys: It's KAIRI
NewtyNewts: Best
RandomTrivia: They so precious
timsbitz: KAIRI SANE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A Noble combat trick embiggens the smallest pirate.
bolas_dnd: Maaaybe?
MegaDosX: First strike kills it
Mazrae: @Ritaspirithntr shhhhhh lol
artemi7: Yes, she does die several times. She does get better though
saucemaster5000: Maybe not canonically, only "hopefully"
MegaDosX: Still does 2 to Alex, yeah
Natural_Ones_Only: Twice!
MegaDosX: Cam's deck has some spice in it, turns out
PipeSmokingOwl: and the red dawn!
artemi7: This is a beatdown
Silver_Drgn: The first strike be getting everyone
micalovits: Cam's deck just has so much removal
Kit300: having to worry about the stack in jumpstar game is something I thought Id never see lol
NewtyNewts: This is Removal control
LRRbot: Jace, Arcane Strategist [4UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Jace [4] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / [+1]: Draw a card. / [βˆ’7]: Creatures you control can't be blocked this turn.
DreamyPants: think dinosaurs in command form is still hilarious to me
Spades_Slicc: Has anyone remained "King of the Hill" for an entire rotation of the challengers?
Mazrae: think dino is such a good name
LRRbot: Merfolk Pupil [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | When Merfolk Pupil enters the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card. / {1}{U}, Exile Merfolk Pupil from your graveyard: Draw a card, then discard a card.
MegaDosX: It's the WAR precon Jace
RandomTrivia: (Planeswalker Deck)
artemi7: @Spades_Slicc I think this is the first time someone has actually kept their seat for more then one challenger
MegaDosX: Yeah this is the WAR Planeswalker deck Jace
Alas_Babylon: !card Gideon the Oathsworn
LRRbot: Gideon, the Oathsworn [4WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | Whenever you attack with two or more non-Gideon creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures. / [+2]: Until end of turn, Gideon, the Oathsworn becomes a 5/5 white Soldier creature that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [βˆ’9]: Exile Gideon, the Oathsworn and each creature your opponents control.
GredGredmansson: yeah proper WAR Jace was at Rare
Alas_Babylon: One of the other ones, and a surprisingly sweet one in Isshin
Mischievous_Catgeist: um actually its a card with ink on it
TheSilverGekko: @Spades_Slicc nelson stayed in for like 5 rounds in the first one with rogue unicorns
MegaDosX: I mean, last Jumpstart stream had Cam with that Gideon
zed_alpha: angry wrath the cowdad
MegaDosX: Angrath
Alas_Babylon: Karn LIberated is the other anime planeswalker iirc
anhakha: I pulled anime tamiyo
MegaDosX: Best dad
GredGredmansson: WAR had only 3 mythic walkers; Gideon, Liliana, and Bolas
LRRbot: Hungry Flames [2R] | Instant | Hungry Flames deals 3 damage to target creature and 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Finalsora811: I see Alex's other rare! It's a good'un!
zed_alpha: and his daughter sadmorose
zed_alpha: and happyglee
Mazrae: whose all playing tonight i know alex and cam, and wheels and is the serge the other person?
MrAyeAxe: I don't want to see Angrath because it means he's had to leave his family again :D
Natural_Ones_Only: Cam the Noobslayer!
LRRbot: Ghalta, Primal Hunger [{10}GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elder Dinosaur [12/12] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total power of creatures you control. / Trample
RandomTrivia: OOOFA
Nukified: uh oh
Alas_Babylon: BEEG^2
MegaDosX: WOW
artemi7: Dino mommy
AugmentingPath: Ghalta costs 12, no discounts
MaverickArtist: Cam came prepared for the meta
MegaDosX: Oops All Removal.dec
Spades_Slicc: That depends Serge, you got 2 stifle?
MaverickArtist: Careful Serge, Cam has the high ground
artemi7: All our hopes and dreams ride with Serge
MegaDosX: Serge thinks he's a ringer
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
AugmentingPath: Please, this is a magic stream, Jean Claude van Darn
frankywils: bolo yueng
Mr_Horrible: Jean Claude aw Phooey
MrAyeAxe: Bloodsport and Hard Target are the best Van Damme movies I reckon
Kit300: Double stifle someone 1 time and its goes to Serge's head lol
timsbitz: I still say Jean Claude Van Damme's best movie was that ad with him doing the splits on two trucks
Spades_Slicc: Now see Cam's strength here has been shown textually. Serge's position as "Ringer" is merely an informed trait provided by narration
Natural_Ones_Only: RB Mirror match time
MegaDosX: Zurzoth!
Ritaspirithntr: sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge
NewtyNewts: Counter-devil
Mr_Horrible: no Serge, The Devil In Me is the latest Dark Pictures Anthology
GredGredmansson: Jean Claude O-F***
azidbern95: if we're talking best Van Damme films, we need to include Street Fighter for the camp alone
frogomb: It turns out Frank Dukes was a liar, completely full of shit
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GredGredmansson: @azidbern95 of COURSE
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artemi7: Street Fighter is legit
flamewave7: it's like ripping a phone book in half. cool until you know how
Mr_Horrible: this is just Hellrider dot dec
Mazrae: is the snerge coming out?
NewtyNewts: Raiding Devils
RandomTrivia: There's a sneaky rod in between the bricks that transfers all the force into the centre of the bottom brick
transient_b: Hello LRR crew!
Natural_Ones_Only: Removal for removal time
zed_alpha: woo!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHORN lrrHORN
goombalax: Pump it LAUDER
Kit300: blind keep for bloodsport
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
bolas_dnd: LUL
saucemaster5000: I just assumed paul is always suspended doing the splits while working the stream
NewtyNewts: CAMERON! (louder!)
Alas_Babylon: Bodied
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler pulling punches? It *is* a new year.
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
NotCainNorAbel: is it mean if it is true
Mr_Bitterness: The Stifler! Serge!
Mischievous_Catgeist: not able to judge a tower
lirazel64: He's the louder Lauder.
Natural_Ones_Only: Serge "Midn Goblin" yager
TehAmelie: gemtlenem.
timsbitz: if this is WWE, what's Cameron's theme song? What's Serge's?
Mazrae: Serge "The Snerge" Yeger
RandomTrivia: @EJGRgunner sergeJustRight 10/10 no notes
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Robot_Bones: Sounds like serge has been downgraded to Glass Jaw Joe
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie I legitimately did a double-take reading this sofieLUL
RandomTrivia: To the wiki!
TehAmelie: :3
GredGredmansson: If you are in WWE, you don't get to pick your own theme song
Spades_Slicc: Oh thanks for reminding me to put music on Cam
NewtyNewts: @TehAmelie Genmtlemnenm?
RockPusher: James digs holes in Minecraft and then draws the spoil in Magic
grgriffin3: Serge with a banger pick
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TehAmelie: i do beleive the meme goes somethin like that yes
saucemaster5000: "well you had a bad day" by daniel powter
artemi7: Serge... does not seem like a DMX guy lol
micalovits: I think you also played jumpstart after a commander game at least once?
NotCainNorAbel: omg
GredGredmansson: you will get something produced in house and you will LIKE IT
TehAmelie: damn good song
RandomTrivia: OMG
citizen_pain: Entry of the Gladiators is the best option by far
frankywils: Cam would totally have the Macho man's theme song
Mr_Horrible: powerful
Spades_Slicc: While Cam plays, Serge will game
Tom_Bruise: Serge is in fact a massive fan of DMX's tax fraud
RandomTrivia: Nah, Ben is the DMX guy, he put up the lighting rig lrrBEEJ
Natural_Ones_Only: Macho Man by The Village People
LRRbot: Thriving Moor | Land | Thriving Moor enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Moor enters the battlefield, choose a color other than black. / {T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.
MurphEP: Damn, Wheeler, you really had to do him like that
cmdrzellgaudis: How is Serge not β€œThe Ear Slayer” Yager?
TehAmelie: i hear Bill Withers was shitlisted for basically all his career for some made up reason. maybe he could have made 50 more songs like that if he had access to resources. . .
LRRbot: Thermo-Alchemist [1R] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [0/3] | Defender / {T}: Thermo-Alchemist deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap Thermo-Alchemist.
korvys: No, the bug spray
zed_alpha: The persona that Serge has always projected in these streams has always seemed (to me) like a human opossum. In that he seems like...feral, but friendly about it.
Earthenone: raid, because its a 40 card deck
LRRbot: Goblin Oriflamme [1R] | Enchantment | Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.
Mr_Horrible: I can't believe they made a MTGO product for Abyssos (Savage)
drewm1022: Its the Beta Orcish Oriflamme.
Alex_Frostfire: It's the misprint Oriflamme!
Alas_Babylon: It's a design mistake turned into a real card
RandomTrivia: !card orcish oriflamme
LRRbot: Orcish Oriflamme [3R] | Enchantment | Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.
GredGredmansson: is that even a word
timsbitz: Ori Flamb-eh
NewtyNewts: Jinx Alex
saucemaster5000: gesundheit
LRRbot: Chandra's Spitfire [2R] | Creature β€” Elemental [1/3] | Flying / Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, Chandra's Spitfire gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Aura Flannel
dsavillian: Cameron about to burn Serge out
Fistacles: combo assembled
definenull: hades II has some weird new characters
MegaDosX: Oh god Spitfire
LRRbot: Daring Piracy [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Pirate creature token with menace and haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: I was AFK getting food
GredGredmansson: monored enchantress
Earthenone: it going to die, dont need to find it too fast :P
TehAmelie: oriflamme used to be a term for a sigjnal on the battlefield that you're going to kill all the enemies and accept no surrender
RandomTrivia: !card pursued whale
LRRbot: Pursued Whale [5UU] | Creature β€” Whale [8/8] | When Pursued Whale enters the battlefield, each opponent creates a 1/1 red Pirate creature token with "This creature can't block" and "Creatures you control attack each combat if able." / Spells your opponents cast that target Pursued Whale cost {3} more to cast.
MegaDosX: If Cam has literally any burn in hand Serge might be in some serious trouble
micalovits: 1/1 with haste and menace is uhhh, not a common thing
Scar_Red_Tiger: Exit pursued by Whale
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cameron has seen the line.
GredGredmansson: 1/1*
GredGredmansson: not 2/1*
LRRbot: Thriving Bluff | Land | Thriving Bluff enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Bluff enters the battlefield, choose a color other than red. / {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.
Alas_Babylon: @GredGredmansson Oriflamme buffs attacking creatures
lirazel64: I think you mean Ore FlambΓ©, where you pour liqueur on a pile of rocks and set them on fire.
Mazrae: im surprised that LRR doesnt have like 4-8 of every token
GredGredmansson: oh right the OTHER enchantment
Spades_Slicc: Sky pirates often leap before lookin
Alas_Babylon: Yarp
LRRbot: Lord of the Accursed [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/3] | Other Zombies you control get +1/+1. / {1}{B}, {T}: All Zombies gain menace until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: "Zombie"
Spades_Slicc: @Mazrae I believe these specific pirates only exist from jump start
MegaDosX: Anime Lord of the Accursed
GredGredmansson: Lord of the Anime
artemi7: Animu Zombu
Dog_of_Myth: Anime Zombie
TehAmelie: amazing song by the Cranberries
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Menace? Is that anything like Men-ah-che?
laikagoat: uhh
GredGredmansson: Zombine
hb8u: thats uhh
Natural_Ones_Only: Serge
MegaDosX: Serge that wasn't a mountain
Bonefield_Arruna: hmm
hb8u: not a mountain
DudelidouX: umm
OrangeOwl327: ummm
GredGredmansson: serge
frank_the_great: Umm
LRRbot: Firecannon Blast [1RR] | Sorcery | Firecannon Blast deals 3 damage to target creature. / Raid β€” Firecannon Blast deals 6 damage instead if you attacked this turn.
NewtyNewts: Not a mountain?
OrangeOwl327: Serge
rabbitgta: not a mountain
hb8u: lmao
Fistacles: uhhh serge
Bonefield_Arruna: Cheat step
artemi7: Serge
drewm1022: That's a very devilish looking mountain.
MegaDosX: Serge
code1300: That not a mountain
Kit300: lol
Alas_Babylon: That's a very weird looking mountain
MegaDosX: Check your lands
GredGredmansson: that's a funny looking mountain
hb8u: hahahahaha
nick216317: That’s not a mountain.
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
sporkraptor: devil mountain
underhill33: smooooth
frank_the_great: !card dance with the devils
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
timsbitz: oh Serge
LRRbot: Lightning-Core Excavator [1] | Artifact Creature β€” Golem [0/3] | {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Lightning-Core Excavator: It deals 3 damage to any target.
MurphEP: Modal single faced cards
RandomTrivia: Is that the Devil's Peak? lrrBEEJ
Enmity777: LUL
Natural_Ones_Only: Serge "Cheat Step" Yager
MrAyeAxe: anything's a mountain if you believe hard enough
LRRbot: Wildfire Elemental [2RR] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/3] | Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Fistacles: too be fair, they are both indeed very red
PipeSmokingOwl: premier lands pilot indeed
frank_the_great: Serge loses judges tower
artemi7: The ringer is getting his bells run
timsbitz: now pirate?
Natural_Ones_Only: !card goblin Oriflamme
LRRbot: Goblin Oriflamme [1R] | Enchantment | Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.
LRRbot: Gavony Unhallowed [3B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/4] | Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Gavony Unhallowed.
TehAmelie: hmm i could see some use for that elemental with something like Pestilence, that can deal damage at will 1 times for 1 mana
MegaDosX: !card lord of the accursed
LRRbot: Lord of the Accursed [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/3] | Other Zombies you control get +1/+1. / {1}{B}, {T}: All Zombies gain menace until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Oh that thing's a 4/6 now
Spades_Slicc: Lava axe the unhallowed
drewm1022: Yeah its a 4/6
LRRbot: Dance with Devils [3R] | Instant | Create two 1/1 red Devil creature tokens. They have "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Enmity777: "you control"
timsbitz: still 3/5, Cam's only lost one creature, right?
Alas_Babylon: It's a 4/6 because Lord of the Accursed is buffing it
LRRbot: Graf Harvest [B] | Enchantment | Zombies you control have menace. / {3}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Spades_Slicc: Devils /are/ on fire
superdude097: @timsbitz Cam has a lord
timsbitz: @Alas_Babylon ahhh
MegaDosX: Kinda makes sense, since Fiery evidently cares about noncombat damage
Mazrae: i feel like dance with devils should be a metal song
MegaDosX: Oh that's definitely a card
Wonderdoc: This is gonna turn into that β€žGraham has a god-boosterβ€œ friday night sketch with Cam instead isnt it?
artemi7: Oh. I should get a Graf Harvest for my Wilhelt deck I think
blip2004: @Mazrae Avatar put out Dance Devil Dance recently
superdude097: Yes
micalovits: Yes
korvys: Yes
MegaDosX: I think so?
Alas_Babylon: Yes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes.
Alas_Babylon: You can overassign damage
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A_Dub888: !card thermo alchemist
LRRbot: Thermo-Alchemist [1R] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [0/3] | Defender / {T}: Thermo-Alchemist deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap Thermo-Alchemist.
LRRbot: Suspicious Shambler [3B] | Creature β€” Zombie [4/2] | {4}{B}{B}, Exile Suspicious Shambler from your graveyard: Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.
TehAmelie: i wonder if the Devil ability is ever gonna be keworded. it's so consistent and shows up on Devil cards of all stripes. . .
timsbitz: great googly moogly
artemi7: Three Zombies in a Trench Coat!
MegaDosX: Oh neat it's like Mother Bear
sporkraptor: as opposed to innocuous strider
Wonderdoc: The ping to cams head didnt register(not that itll matter)
GredGredmansson: hello yes I am alive
Alas_Babylon: Neither the extra zombie nor the trenchcoat gives them extra toughness
Spades_Slicc: That's *why* they're suspicious Paul
Tecnocrat: Five zombie raccoons in a trenchcoat.
sporkraptor: or maybe the shambler has paranoia, did you ever think of that?
LRRbot: Plundering Predator [4R] | Creature β€” Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When Plundering Predator enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
WololoCrash: half of Cams cards look like Limited bombs :D
NewtyNewts: Oh, it's just a zombie. ...wait a minute
MegaDosX: I think Cam still has him
Natural_Ones_Only: Serge is DOB?
Natural_Ones_Only: Noobslayer!
hb8u: well, Cameron is the king
timsbitz: noob AND Ringer Slayer
MegaDosX: Yeah Serge had no way out of that one I don't think
Wonderdoc: Cam op, pls nerf
hb8u: ggs
AugmentingPath: fiery zombies op
catsculptor: HAIL NOOBSLAYER
MegaDosX: Cam ran the table, yeah
korvys: Running the table?
sporkraptor: it turns out setting zombies on fire is a winning strategy after all
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Fanklok: Is Cam Blood Sport or Time Cop?
artemi7: Quick get Paul in here to fight Cam!
GredGredmansson: HoF deck
Natural_Ones_Only: Prestige
TheWooglie: Prestige
HadesLeprechaun: prestige
MegaDosX: Prestige is it, I think
goombalax: New Deck +
cmdrzellgaudis: Prestige
Alas_Babylon: New Game Plus
Kit300: Mercy rule
Ant__R: yeah that's prestige
NotCainNorAbel: Ermites
NewtyNewts: Prestiging, yes
YeomanAres: crowned
WololoCrash: a Walking Deck Kappa
brainbosh: Raise the deck up into the rafters
Natural_Ones_Only: Named after famed movie "The Prestige"
GredGredmansson: SeemsGood
Alas_Babylon: Love a good Cam win streak, hell yeah
MegaDosX: That deck was a beater, good lord
Alas_Babylon: Get 'em, bud
Alex_Frostfire: @Natural_Ones_Only Ah, the one that got a Mesmer skill named after it in Guild Wars 2?
MajorFrostbyte: Let out your old beer, refill your beer mug.
Mazrae: jump start seems like such a fun format
MegaDosX: Not only a million removal but some spicy creatures in it too
MegaDosX: @Mazrae It is, I jammed so much of it when it was on Arena
boopboopbiboop: First there was Graham's undefeated pack wars now Cam's undefeated jump start deck.
RockPusher: You'd think setting the zombies on fire would make them less dangerous… you'd be wrong
MegaDosX: Low stakes, easy deckbuilding, and everything's fairly balanced (though there are some obvious outliers that can be an issue, but they aren't nearly as obnoxious as they could be)
sporkraptor: @RockPusher self-spreading wildfire
MegaDosX: Like, Muxus is a Problem in a constructed format where you can have a lot of goblins and goblin support, but he's far less annoying in Jumpstart proper
Dmc3628: the return of thy halloweth garbage hooray
RockPusher: sporkraptor flaming zombies - the new tumbleweed :D
KamikazeHansOlo: It has acended
sporkraptor: @RockPusher stuff 'em with explosives for extra fun!
Alas_Babylon: Muxus is ridiculous in a format where you have ample access to mana-producing Goblins as well as multiple haste enablers, but yeah, Muxus in Jump-Start is just Very Good tee em
MegaDosX: I wouldn't even call him Very Good, since likely only half of your deck is goblins, meaning the chance of a whiff is real, and you'd need a good board of goblins to get proper value out of him which isn't guaranteed either
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, that's fair
MegaDosX: He's strong if you have the right board and/or get lucky on the ETB, but the odds of that are much longer than in constructed
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Alas_Babylon: Still, looking through a sixth of your deck for every goblin in that pile ain't bad
MegaDosX: That's also true
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Alas_Babylon: O.O
Strebenherz: RUDE
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Geldaran: Ah!
micalovits: Rude!
hb8u: omg
artemi7: ah!1
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Wicker_Guide: lrrWOW
LathosTiran: BAH!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Jump Scare!
definenull: MAWP
contemplateawareness: wtf
Joecool190: WHEELER
Rogue_07: Jesus fuck that got me
TetraRay: so cruel
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
AkiraBalance27: beautiful bit
ThorOfKenya: JESUS
taruan: I was tabbed away
Alas_Babylon: lrrSPOOP
whitefirecomix: BibleThump
contemplateawareness: So rude
hb8u: I completely forgot about the stream
NewtyNewts: Bah
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: No defense Wheeler
RockPusher: wheelerClown
Spades_Slicc: Wheeler I had you muted
RandomTrivia: WHEELER
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Spritz_T: dang it, wheeler
Tom_Bruise: no excuses, no weakness
sporkraptor: lol I'm too tired for that to work on me XD
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Rogue_07: I had tabbed away and was focusing on an Arena match
cmdrud87: boo
TheOrigamiGamer: lrrSPOOP
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northos: @sporkraptor saaaaame
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Spades_Slicc: Un-da-feeted
TheOrigamiGamer: lrrWOW
MurphEP: No more feets
DarknessKingCoH: Cam got to keep his feet
AkiraBalance27: Cam literally king of jumpstart
Strebenherz: @sporkraptor That
Fanklok: Does that mean Cameron has 5 feet now?
Wolfii_TV: Under Feeded
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Alas_Babylon: More shots fired today than there will be tomorrow
TheOtherTrevor: Last few FNPF has been punchy
Alas_Babylon: ResidentScrier
MegaDosX: That sounds blue
artemi7: Oh so it's just a normal Merfolk deck
Evil_John_Cena: Damn we're getting blood tonight
Spritz_T: dang, sounds synergistic
Rogue_07: Friday Night Nope Fight
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Holy shit Cam
Dog_of_Myth: wow cam
northos: lrrWOW
frank_the_great: What did Alex get?
DarknessKingCoH: @frank_the_great looks like Dogs & Dinos
Alas_Babylon: Merfolk = True Name and those other guys
Mazrae: i just saw the cyclops on the shelf on the left side of the screen
Hans_0lo_: Merfolk was my first tribal deck
RandomTrivia: WOW
artemi7: How does a deck with True Name not beat face? smh smh
RandomTrivia: It just plays 24 copies of Lord of Atlantis
NewtyNewts: Sounds like a mic happened again?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
Spritz_T: the two arm tap and attack
Wonderdoc: Merfolk is like playing Jade Druid in HS but you dont win
artemi7: Hold up, Cam is the only one that sleeved. That was the key!
korvys: Spreading Seas
LRRbot: Commune with Dinosaurs [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Dinosaur or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Mr_Horrible: love a spreading seas
Hans_0lo_: there also was this enchantment that buffed your creatures :')
Dog_of_Myth: Thrashy B
artemi7: Wait is Alex back on dinos again?
LRRbot: Faerie Seer [U] | Creature β€” Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flying / When Faerie Seer enters the battlefield, scry 2.
RandomTrivia: Wheeler please, I was halfway through typing that stupid joke
Alas_Babylon: Honorary ninja Faerie Seer
GredGredmansson: we've had Dinosaur Cats before, when can we get Dinosaur Dogs
Evil_John_Cena: that's a weird looking merfolk
LRRbot: Thriving Isle | Land | Thriving Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Isle enters the battlefield, choose a color other than blue. / {T}: Add {U} or one mana of the chosen color.
definenull: every deck does stuff now
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
RandomTrivia: Oh that looks very nice
artemi7: Oh hey, it's Aminatou
Mazrae: we need to see which deck is better dino dogs or dino cats
Alas_Babylon: Yep, it's Aminatou!
Lordofironstorm: Animeatou
NewtyNewts: Aminotaur?
LRRbot: Thrashing Brontodon [1GG] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [3/4] | {1}, Sacrifice Thrashing Brontodon: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Alas_Babylon: Aminoacid
MegaDosX: Thrashy B!
frank_the_great: Anime Preordain - Completely different. With this one you Scry 2, then draw a card
LRRbot: Merrow Reejerey [2U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | Other Merfolk creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you cast a Merfolk spell, you may tap or untap target permanent.
GredGredmansson: the less pretty thrashy b
DigitalSeahorse: animasaur
zombub: Not even the bedroom eyes anime Thrashy B
Alas_Babylon: Or Rapacious Dragon
artemi7: Ah Wheeler's kind of anime
midnightcurryjazz: wheeler would know free!
Mr_Horrible: Bishi-ass rejeerery
GredGredmansson: I saw a Free Abridged series online
Evil_John_Cena: I wish we knew more about Aminatou
GredGredmansson: it called itself "50% Off"
RandomTrivia: The bishi-est
GredGredmansson: because "its not exactly Free"
TetraRay: a flash is what killed the dino's
thraximore: Serpopard has flash
Lordofironstorm: The kind of anime where you can see the deep V on every character's waist
Mazrae: flash the doggos
LRRbot: Fallowsage [3U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Whenever Fallowsage becomes tapped, you may draw a card.
frank_the_great: I see release
rabbitgta: it is 2023 green gets everything
Gadora: That's Settle the Wreckage mana!
artemi7: @Evil_John_Cena Sadly none of us know anying about her, since they haven't had her in any storie articles yet
MrAyeAxe: that innistrad flash reach wolf has to be in here
MegaDosX: I think there is a flash dinosaur from Ixalan
LRRbot: Affa Guard Hound [2W] | Creature β€” Dog [2/2] | Flash / When Affa Guard Hound enters the battlefield, target creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.
RandomTrivia: Dog!
Alas_Babylon: Flash dog, aka flog
MajorFrostbyte: good doggo
RandomTrivia: There was the dinosaur that gave other dinos flash when it died
Hans_0lo_: You could have tapped your merfolk to draw a card
RandomTrivia: !card cherished hatchling
LRRbot: Cherished Hatchling [1G] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [2/1] | When Cherished Hatchling dies, you may cast Dinosaur spells this turn as though they had flash, and whenever you cast a Dinosaur spell this turn, it gains "When this creature enters the battlefield, you may have it fight another target creature."
MegaDosX: Paul.
RandomTrivia: PAUL sergePun
Alas_Babylon: @Hans_0lo_ Summoning sick, friendo
NewtyNewts: Well done paul
LRRbot: Secure the Scene [4W] | Sorcery | Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
MegaDosX: !card snapping sailback
LRRbot: Snapping Sailback [4G] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [4/4] | Flash / Enrage β€” Whenever Snapping Sailback is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
RandomTrivia: @Hans_0lo_ He can't just tap it for no reason, it draws a card when it becomes tapped, such as when it attacks
Hans_0lo_: it's an ability from the reejery
Mr_Horrible: Affaguardhound? I *love* espresso over ice cream, don't mind if I do!
artemi7: oooh shiny
RandomTrivia: sergeHeart
Alas_Babylon: Still, Alex was sus
Hans_0lo_: anime reejery... beejery?
NewtyNewts: Judith, the Scooby Doo
chaostreader: @hans_0lo_ Reejery is a cast trigger. It wasn’t on the battlefield to target.
MegaDosX: I was afk, what colour did Wheeler pick for his Thriving Isle?
RandomTrivia: The reejery is a cast trigger, so it can't tap the Merfolk that is still on the stack
LRRbot: Windrider Patrol [3UU] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [4/3] | Flying / Whenever Windrider Patrol deals combat damage to a player, scry 2.
MegaDosX: Ah, cool, good to know, thanks
frank_the_great: Purple
LRRbot: Savage Stomp [2G] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a Dinosaur you control. / Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature fights target creature you don't control.
Alas_Babylon: It taps for Yes mana, as well as Rush mana
couchboyj: hot clear
kynelwynn: green clearly, as U/G is the best pairing
Hans_0lo_: Ohh right, I thought it was on attack.
LRRbot: Garruk's Uprising [2G] | Enchantment | When Garruk's Uprising enters the battlefield, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card. / Creatures you control have trample. / Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
laikagoat: card reader rave
RandomTrivia: Oh the recogniser doesn't like that :D
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaah
MacabreAurora: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
artemi7: loll
Mr_Horrible: noooooo
GredGredmansson: uhoh the time stream is unravelling
LRRbot: Watertrap Weaver [2U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | When Watertrap Weaver enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
laikagoat: aw
MegaDosX: Card reader can't decide which card style to use
RandomTrivia: Normal cardreader things
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
LRRbot: Crashing Tide [2U] | Sorcery | This spell has flash as long as you control a Merfolk. / Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: Serge
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
thraximore: lrrWOW
kynelwynn: Dude!
Wicker_Guide: activate retcon no trap card
grgriffin3: Killed em
RandomTrivia: REKT
NewtyNewts: Not much, what's bankai with you?
A_Dub888: lrrWOW benginChamp
artemi7: Wheeler going for the throat tonight
LRRbot: Stonybrook Angler [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [1/2] | {1}{U}, {T}: You may tap or untap target creature.
Mr_Horrible: I love to play Bankai Impact
Alas_Babylon: Reejerey Trigger
Dmc3628: reejery got exiled
artemi7: Wait Wheeler is just playing Lorwyn block
LRRbot: Cathar's Companion [2W] | Creature β€” Dog [3/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Cathar's Companion gains indestructible until end of turn.
MegaDosX: @artemi7 Wheeler's playing blue, he can't cast Go For The Throat
Alas_Babylon: Never mind, I am bad at seeing
catsculptor: wheeler UNLEASHED tonight
LRRbot: Thrashing Brontodon [1GG] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [3/4] | {1}, Sacrifice Thrashing Brontodon: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Mr_Horrible: it's like goofy walking plutoo
Wicker_Guide: not really, it's like being a mammal hunter
Spades_Slicc: Honestly, Bleach has the best foreshadowing payoff and worldbuilding of any anime/manga I've seen. If only the rest of the writing was good
MajorFrostbyte: Strangely aggressive mono-blue
RandomTrivia: Frost Fish Lynx!
greenkingwashere: tppPika
Mazrae: the ol' attack crap
MegaDosX: Bronty doesn't untap
laikagoat: thrashy still tapped
Wicker_Guide: @Spades_Slicc Bleach is an absolutely stellar 100-chapter manga... streatched over 600 chapters
NewtyNewts: Doesn't untap
MegaDosX: Trample
Dmc3628: six a huit
LRRbot: Rambunctious Mutt [3WW] | Creature β€” Dog [3/4] | When Rambunctious Mutt enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Soul Read [3U] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. / β€’ Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Drowsing Tyrannodon [1G] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [3/3] | Defender / As long as you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Drowsing Tyrannodon can attack as though it didn't have defender.
artemi7: I really want them to put Settle in these
micalovits: Dog
NewtyNewts: Elden Ring. Dog
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
goombalax: its an Armored Core-Like
MegaDosX: @artemi7 That seems needlessly hateful :p
LRRbot: Interpret the Signs [5U] | Sorcery | Scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. Draw cards equal to that card's mana value.
Hans_0lo_: scaly dog
MegaDosX: Oh sick this card
oatway: rid-draw of lightning
LRRbot: Octoprophet [3U] | Creature β€” Octopus [3/3] | When Octoprophet enters the battlefield, scry 2.
MegaDosX: Octoprofit
LRRbot: Sage's Row Savant [1U] | Creature β€” Vedalken Wizard [2/1] | When Sage's Row Savant enters the battlefield, scry 2.
DEATHlikescats: You play ball like a girl!
Rogue_07: You're killing me, Smalls!
DEATHlikescats: Even then I cringed
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: lmao
DiscordianTokkan: A Peen-nup
TruPhantomAngel: MaxLOL
Hans_0lo_: xD
LRRbot: Moonfolk Puzzlemaker [2U] | Artifact Creature β€” Moonfolk Wizard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever Moonfolk Puzzlemaker becomes tapped, scry 1.
LRRbot: Alpine Watchdog [1W] | Creature β€” Dog [2/2] | Vigilance
stevefromdetroit: i mean, us bottoms need people like that sergeSipp
Kit300: the.....dino dog house
Mr_Horrible: it keeps telling us which soccer team is gonna win
GredGredmansson: It's like the old "Fire Prophecy" joke
NewtyNewts: Or it predicts world cup scores
ewhac: The Yocto Prophet predicts that your next OS build will fail.
MajorFrostbyte: What a good BOI
Dread_Pirate_Westley: An octopus is not a duck.
GredGredmansson: "I prophesize...FIRE"
Mischievous_Catgeist: hey that wasnt a duck!
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LRRbot: Kenessos, Priest of Thassa [1U] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Cleric [1/3] | If you would scry a number of cards, scry that many cards plus one instead. / {3}{G/U}: Look at the top card of yhour library. If it's a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent creature card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, you may put it on the bottom of your library.
MegaDosX: Oh boy!
artemi7: That's words alright
DigitalSeahorse: just needs a tiny little barrel on it's neck
TetraRay: that seems strong
LRRbot: Cryptic Serpent [5UU] | Creature β€” Serpent [6/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
Wicker_Guide: "And the lord Dog declared: WOOF. and it was Goodf"
Alas_Babylon: Oh.
RandomTrivia: OH
Mazrae: whelp
RandomTrivia: benginChamp
Alas_Babylon: THat's a fish.
NewtyNewts: Well predicted.
grgriffin3: Seeeeems alright
artemi7: Goodnight Alex
Dog_of_Myth: Big Fish
MegaDosX: Advantage arrow now firmly in Wheeler's side
catsculptor: beeg feesh
GredGredmansson: answer: doesn't matter
Dmc3628: kenessos is like hey sea monster get in here
Dog_of_Myth: A Real Big Fish *ska starts playing*
RomanGoro: These fish seem to have gone a little out of hand, huh?
MegaDosX: Kenessos seems fun to build around for Commander
LRRbot: New Horizons [2G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / When New Horizons enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."
Finalsora811: !card kenessos
LRRbot: Kenessos, Priest of Thassa [1U] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Cleric [1/3] | If you would scry a number of cards, scry that many cards plus one instead. / {3}{G/U}: Look at the top card of yhour library. If it's a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent creature card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, you may put it on the bottom of your library.
DiscordianTokkan: Uh Oooohhhhh, Read-eyyyyy
LRRbot: Synchronized Eviction [4U] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control two or more creatures that share a creature type. / Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library second from the top.
RandomTrivia: Words am difficult
BatenicYork: me no word good speak
grgriffin3: Reading is fundamental, Wheeler!
RandomTrivia: No, but you get a button! lrrBEEJ
GredGredmansson: words talk good?
NewtyNewts: So, is Twitch having odd stuttering for anyone else, or is that on my end?
WiJohn: Man that north 100 episode broke him good
Finalsora811: @loadingreadyrun Paul, there's a spelling mistake in Kenessos' text. The "your" after the activated ability is spelled "yhour".
artemi7: No Wheeler you're not playing Unstable
AugmentingPath: wow, he evicted all of his permanents
Alas_Babylon: North 40
goombalax: he's got the #1 headband
cmdrlyrandar: shouldn't that spell have gone to the bottom of library?
james_missingtriggers: bzzt
laikagoat: oofa
Wicker_Guide: MAWP
korvys: mawp
micalovits: Mawp
DiscordianTokkan: m a w p
Mazrae: whose mic is that
TetraRay: mic 5
whitefirecomix: malp
Evil_John_Cena: bad feedback
sporkraptor: ouch static
Strebenherz: Mic static/issues
superdude097: bzzzt
Kit300: triple stifle incoming
lackingsanity: buzz buzz
Tom_Bruise: pain
Dog_of_Myth: Mic 5
cmdrud87: ouch, my 2q3w
NewtyNewts: Ooh, there's a strong mic there
Alas_Babylon: @cmdrlyrandar Putting it on the bottom is also optional
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Tom_Bruise: great, it's noone
mumblingpipes: its serge def
Crumpler64: Yeah, it should flash if it's really running low on battery on those mic packs
RandomTrivia: Look, sometimes the tech gremlins just appear out of nowhere
Spritz_T: pretty much the opposite
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GredGredmansson: Nah, that's just a white guy NAMED Angel in the Rogue deck
citizen_pain: they're rouge angles
DeM0nFiRe: Wow can't believe Serge got 2 white angle packs
korvys: Or... rogue goblins?
Dmc3628: that'the Straight outta Lorwyn
Spades_Slicc: Serra angel = Murderous Redcap
catsculptor: oh hey, it's Nott
DeM0nFiRe: angel* oh my god lol
GredGredmansson: @citizen_pain oh my gosh they are
Mazrae: goblins would
drewm1022: You wouldn't download a baby.
NotCainNorAbel: yes, it is super easy
A_Dub888: and goats
Tom_Bruise: Serge would steal candy from anything
Kit300: best kind
RealGamerCow: Inside David Lorwyn
TetraRay: the baby doesn't deserve that candy
Morrigan9: baby shouldn't have candy. stealing is moral
Alas_Babylon: Good&Plentys
MajorFrostbyte: Yeah, but only hard candies.
Mr_Horrible: mmm, Werther's Originals and Necco Wafers
Juliamon: The elderly hand them out freely in my experience
rosesmcgee: too late, the reverse mortgage people got her first
catsculptor: i have a psycho love for necco wafers and black licorice
KeytarCat: It's like stealing candy from a baby, in that it's morally reprehensible but extremely easy
Oriion_: Haha, elder abuse
Spades_Slicc: Serge keeping a bad 7? Impossible
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
Mischievous_Catgeist: just needed to get good
catsculptor: that'll do it
sporkraptor: the why: numbers go down
Alas_Babylon: preferably 1
RandomTrivia: Well, Serge, there's this rule called 704... :p
frozenphoenix7: I thought it was a highway
DiscordianTokkan: Nah, life's a Highway
drewm1022: Everyone must stand alone.
drcthulu: Life is a journey
citizen_pain: Is life integer underflow a valid strat?
Wicker_Guide: a highway to bus?
sporkraptor: ooh, that's an interesting idea--blind life magic
NotCainNorAbel: my studies o MTG shows that in 1v1 matches staying above 0 life leads to a much higher win percentage
TheMCScrubLord: Life is like a box of chocolates
Alas_Babylon: !card Phyrexian Unlife
LRRbot: Phyrexian Unlife [2W] | Enchantment | You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. / As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect.
MajorFrostbyte: Cam won because he sleeved. That's the real secret
MurphEP: I didn't get either
GredGredmansson: "Hope you win!" "Thanks, hope you don't!"
Fruan: Is "luck" outside assistance?
Joecool190: 16
DarknessKingCoH: 12x8
citizen_pain: 17 lands per pack
MegaDosX: 16
GredGredmansson: 16 I think
MegaDosX: 7 basics plus one Thriving per packet
GredGredmansson: and each contains a Thiriving land
Alas_Babylon: 19 lands and Ragavan
midnightcurryjazz: LUL LUL
RandomTrivia: Wheeler pls
GredGredmansson: I think a few have an exception, like the 5 color sliver deck
asthanius: So that’s what he modded Croc
LRRbot: Faerie Seer [U] | Creature β€” Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flying / When Faerie Seer enters the battlefield, scry 2.
Strebenherz: It's not a wheeler stream without a wheeler tos moment
AkiraBalance27: never punished
LRRbot: Nightshade Stinger [B] | Creature β€” Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / Nightshade Stinger can't block.
KaukoPlays: rouge?
MegaDosX: I think the Rogues packet can have Gonti in it?
LRRbot: Sage's Row Savant [1U] | Creature β€” Vedalken Wizard [2/1] | When Sage's Row Savant enters the battlefield, scry 2.
nickdawg20: I’ve had llr playing on my YouTube for days now and it still hasn’t asked if I’m still watching love this😁😁
RandomTrivia: Actually that's a Faerie Noir lrrBEEJ
catsculptor: Rouge the bat tribal
MegaDosX: !card goblin instigator
LRRbot: Goblin Instigator [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [1/1] | When Goblin Instigator enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Alas_Babylon: Just when it enters, not when it dies
LRRbot: Kenessos, Priest of Thassa [1U] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Cleric [1/3] | If you would scry a number of cards, scry that many cards plus one instead. / {3}{G/U}: Look at the top card of yhour library. If it's a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent creature card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, you may put it on the bottom of your library.
MegaDosX: I was about to say, have I been misreading this card this whole time?
micalovits: Oh thats amazing Paul
RomanGoro: Thank you, Paul
atlr: heehee, paul
MegaDosX: Paul is the best
GredGredmansson: he had one last game
Alas_Babylon: !card Mogg War Mashal
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Alas_Babylon: !card Mogg War Marshal
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
citizen_pain: They fly now?!?
MegaDosX: Serge.
LRRbot: Rogue's Gloves [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. / Equip {2}
catsculptor: they don't fly now
superdude097: Third base
GredGredmansson: all rogues that use red mana are rouges
LRRbot: Stonybrook Angler [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [1/2] | {1}{U}, {T}: You may tap or untap target creature.
Alex_Frostfire: Merfolk vs. Goblin Rogues. It really is Lorwyn block.
Mr_Horrible: man, I loved lorwyn merrow
MegaDosX: Serge no you don't
MegaDosX: Wrong card
superdude097: Only get token on etb
KaukoPlays: I'm def saying "I have a combat trick" out loud next time I need to bluff
RandomTrivia: WHEELER jlrrNo
MegaDosX: I mean
Mischievous_Catgeist: yes
TetraRay: wheeler weird? nah
LRRbot: Moonfolk Puzzlemaker [2U] | Artifact Creature β€” Moonfolk Wizard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever Moonfolk Puzzlemaker becomes tapped, scry 1.
catsculptor: WHEELER NO
jaimeblacken: bussy saka
Wicker_Guide: it's wheeler serge. Weird is the baseline
Kit300: lost judge tower there
DiscordianTokkan: Wheeler, please, I hear that FAR too much from my 10 year old nephew
MajorFrostbyte: Anime Wheeler
Strebenherz: #Ignore wheeler
LRRbot: Mausoleum Turnkey [3B] | Creature β€” Ogre Rogue [3/2] | When Mausoleum Turnkey enters the battlefield, return target creature card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: This what.
Wicker_Guide: @DiscordianTokkan lrrSPOOP
grgriffin3: Gobble.
thraximore: the Turkey! Jebasted
Spades_Slicc: Mausoleum Turkey?
Desruprot: Turkey?
LRRbot: Nightshade Stinger [B] | Creature β€” Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / Nightshade Stinger can't block.
Rogue_07: OK, good, I *did* hear Serge say Turkey
MegaDosX: Wheeler actually has multiple flyers
DiscordianTokkan: @Wicker_Guide I think he watches a Lot of Among Us streamers, or something
grgriffin3: Based.
thraximore: umbraHappy
Wicker_Guide: @DiscordianTokkan I suppose that's better than watching Fortnite streamers?
Alex_Frostfire: Careful, he's going to stifle your tapper.
RandomTrivia: Saying "I have a combat trick" out loud after making an attack that clearly telegraphs a combat trick is the best bluff ever
TetraRay: mind games
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
MegaDosX: Just draw removal, Serge, it'll solve everything lrrBEEJ
chaostreader: Anime preordain
asthanius: I-indirect kiss
MegaDosX: The transitive property
Spades_Slicc: Am I remembering the rules correctly that "going to combat" means passing priority during your pre-combat main phase with an empty stack?
LRRbot: Thriving Moor | Land | Thriving Moor enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Moor enters the battlefield, choose a color other than black. / {T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.
artemi7: Alex randoming drinking glasses of unknown liquid on the set seems very on brand
Alas_Babylon: @Spades_Slicc Yes
Spades_Slicc: Okay
Alas_Babylon: And if your opponent has nothing to do, combat commences
MegaDosX: Narrator: "He will indeed keep getting away with this"
LRRbot: Finishing Blow [4B] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Spades_Slicc: If I try to go to combat and OP has a response after their thing happens am I still allowed to do sorcery speed things like equip before proceeding to combat?
Alas_Babylon: I believe the answer is no, since you already announced your intention to move to combat
LRRbot: Moonfolk Puzzlemaker [2U] | Artifact Creature β€” Moonfolk Wizard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever Moonfolk Puzzlemaker becomes tapped, scry 1.
AugmentingPath: "finishing blow" is kind of a weird name for unconditional removal
MegaDosX: I think if you go to combat priority passes to your opponent, so you lose the ability for sorcery speed stuff
LRRbot: Alchemist's Gift [B] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains your choice of deathtouch or lifelink until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: But an actual judge with an actual brain can probably correct me if I'm wrong
RandomTrivia: @Spades_Slicc Yes, unless your opponent specifies that they were acting at the Start of Combat step
WiJohn: @Spades_Slicc No because they'll have cast their spell after you've moved to the combat step but before moving to attackers
MajorFrostbyte: Serge + Alex = Yaoi
AFriendlyDinosaur: That card also gave lifelink
micalovits: Generally people do things at the "beginning of combat" step, so you are no longer in your main phase - but sometimes they will do it in your mainphase if you have something that triggers at the beginning of combat
RandomTrivia: If you pass priority in your main phase, and your opponent does something still in your main phase, once that resolves you get priority in that same main phase again
jarikosik___: @AFriendlyDinosaur its or
grgriffin3: Wheeler with the exceedingly large brain
thraximore: lrrHORN
MegaDosX: That's almost perfectly right
AFriendlyDinosaur: Oh my b
goombalax: @Spades_Slicc if they specifically stopped you in your main phase before you pass into combat, you can still do things, but theres a point in combat before attackers are declared where most of those things occur and is generally assumed thats when you do the tricks
Dog_of_Myth: @AFriendlyDinosaur "or"
MegaDosX: !card goblin goon
LRRbot: Goblin Goon [3R] | Creature β€” Goblin Mutant [6/6] | Goblin Goon can't attack unless you control more creatures than defending player. / Goblin Goon can't block unless you control more creatures than attacking player.
LRRbot: No Escape [2U] | Instant | Counter target creature or planeswalker spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. / Scry 1.
LRRbot: Goblin Goon [3R] | Creature β€” Goblin Mutant [6/6] | Goblin Goon can't attack unless you control more creatures than defending player. / Goblin Goon can't block unless you control more creatures than attacking player.
mitomanox: good night chat
AkiraBalance27: I imagine it depends if they say at the beginning of combat or before you move into combat
robaphone251: if opp says something like 'before combat I tap your creature' you can sorcery speed... if it's 'before attackers' you are already in combat... it's not the most common shortcut
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
grgriffin3: WHEELER
thraximore: HAHAHAHAHA
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
artemi7: lolllllll
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
frozenphoenix7: I love you Wheeler
midnightcurryjazz: fucking dead
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAH
Fistacles: Absolutely destroyed
micalovits: Smooth
MegaDosX: Wheeler holy shit
tergonis: the absolute monster energy of this stream
ElfLawyer: WHAT
RandomTrivia: Absolutely obliterated
pn55: HypeLUL
thraximore: *annihilated*
ElektroTal: oh that was some cheatyface power
artemi7: That was some slight of hand right there
mitomanox: who else's playing today?
Dog_of_Myth: That was a 2 for 1 for Wheeler there
citizen_pain: Can I do that in competitive REL?
MegaDosX: Is that partial revenge for the double stifle? :p
laikagoat: did serge gain the life?
artemi7: @mitomanox Serge Alex
MegaDosX: @laikagoat He chose deathtouch from the Alchemist's Gift
LRRbot: Merrow Reejerey [2U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Soldier [2/2] | Other Merfolk creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you cast a Merfolk spell, you may tap or untap target permanent.
jaimeblacken: it's deathtouch not lifelink
MegaDosX: He could have chosen lifelink but he chose deathtouch
asthanius: Brendan β€œReej” Dery
goombalax: reejin a reejin a round
laikagoat: @MegaDosX i swapped or for and, thanks
artemi7: @mitomanox Sorry Cam Alex
MegaDosX: Oh there he is
LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
laikagoat: yes!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh YES
AkiraBalance27: Gonti!
thraximore: wheelerPog
Spades_Slicc: Gonti is my babygirl
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, love Gonti
micalovits: Steal! That! Kraken!
MegaDosX: I suspect this is true
laikagoat: love gonti
Serpens77: of course not, Gonti is nonbinary Kappa
Dmc3628: looking at their aetherheart
Alas_Babylon: All my homies love Gonti
RandomTrivia: They are always welcome on my stack
LRRbot: Wake Thrasher [2U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Soldier [1/1] | Whenever a permanent you control becomes untapped, Wake Thrasher gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
AkiraBalance27: Aetherborns live a short life, so you made it
thraximore: @Serpens77 GOOD point
Spades_Slicc: @Serpens77 babygirls don't need gender
MegaDosX: Ig wiw
MegaDosX: Oh wow*
GredGredmansson: @Serpens77 I know most Aetherborn are but didn't Gonti identify as male?
Mr_Horrible: "Why does Serge call you babygirl?" "Hey let's stop talking for a while"
artemi7: oof
grgriffin3: Ooooh, what a rip
Alas_Babylon: Gonti and Panharmonicon, the two pillars of future card design
thraximore: wake thresher is gonna hurt
MegaDosX: So it's getting +8/+8 on untap next turn
MegaDosX: Oh shit +9/+9
keyboardmage: that card is good
AugmentingPath: oh yeah, I guess this card was balanced around mana burn
MegaDosX: That's a bloody 10/10
Mr_Horrible: love to thrash a wake
artemi7: Wait it's a Soldier too? I need that for my Guile deck
AkiraBalance27: wow that cards kinda scary
Spades_Slicc: Cast Goblin Swamp
AugmentingPath: river's rebuke?
MegaDosX: Wake Thrasher with trample or unblockable would be absolutely terrifying
AkiraBalance27: could you imagine if it was terminus though
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
kynelwynn: To play that you must quote the Dr. Seuss Beetle-battle rhyme
Dog_of_Myth: Alex!!
MegaDosX: Alex :beginlul
MegaDosX: benginLul
AugmentingPath: !card as foretold
LRRbot: As Foretold [2U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on As Foretold. / Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a spell you cast with mana value X or less, where X is the number of time counters on As Foretold.
MegaDosX: I can't type today
A_Dub888: !card as fortold
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
micalovits: @MegaDosX Or you know, a merfolk giving it island walk
MegaDosX: @micalovits That fits under unblockable, but sure
artemi7: Serge is really trying to make this work lol
micalovits: Fair fair
Alas_Babylon: "Gettin' some real Bloodsport vibes here..."
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A_Dub888: Serge "Jean-Claude Van-Damme" Yager
GredGredmansson: who's the blond one and who's the jetblack haired one
LithelyUnshod: Timecop?
Mr_Horrible: John Pierre van Blessed
jaimeblacken: Timecop
DEATHlikescats: Time cop level goofiness?
alexanderthefine: wheeler with the sick arrested development reference
Alas_Babylon: Serge "Jean-Claude "Premiere Lands Pilot" Van-Damme" Yager
MajorFrostbyte: Angles
MegaDosX: UR counterburn
GirlPainting: green elves
Dmc3628: oh right time cop
AkiraBalance27: bold call from Wheeler
Fistacles: scrying zombies
Mischievous_Catgeist: dog monkey
GredGredmansson: Jean-Claude O'Sh**
MegaDosX: So blue
MurphEP: Well, Red
blip2004: can't fight yourself in Time Cop because you just merge together
MegaDosX: So...UW flyers-ish?
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown there it is! FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: (kind of)
Kit300: Emmad Nav Neaj
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grgriffin3: My favorite achetype!
MegaDosX: It'll probably have Pacifisms and such
DarknessKingCoH: Well Read, there might be a Rhystic Study in them thar cards.
Spades_Slicc: Favorable winds + Sky Strike Officer
keyboardmage: serra angel most be in the deck
MajorFrostbyte: Sleeving is the key
GirlPainting: We could change up the format. each player takes 3 packs? ^^
MegaDosX: Oh right Rhystic Study was in Jumpstart, I forgot because that didn't wind up in Arena for obvious reasons :p
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MajorFrostbyte: Banter Serge
drewm1022: Fuckin love Bo Burnham.
Harvest25: d
mitomanox: I miss Beejlander er er er er lrrDOTS
stevefromdetroit: iliza shlesinger is so good in all her specials
LithelyUnshod: Was it Acaster that did 4 consecutive shows that had callbacks to the first in the fourth?
quatoria: Yeah. RIP Mitch.
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grgriffin3: Hedburg is the GOAT
Geldaran: RIP.
james_missingtriggers: james acaster <3
quatoria: Mitch was taken way way too soon.
jessieimproved: I miss Mitch, and I be he does too
Mr_Horrible: RIP Mitch, one of the greats
ThirdGames: I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
TetraRay: alex will love mitch
Gascitygaming: Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something
GredGredmansson: "Sorry for the convenience"
ThorSokar: Miss ya Mitch
quatoria: everybody has a favorite hedburg bit
quatoria: everybody who hears him
KWardJenx: Hedberg was a genius.
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: absolutely love acaster
thraximore: "I haven't slept for a week, because that would be too long"
artemi7: Yeah Mitch is amazing
Mr_Horrible: Temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
AugmentingPath: GredGredmansson I definitely said that when I ran into some temporary stairs last week
Gascitygaming: there are specials on youtube
eshplode: It's been years since I've watched George Carlin's stuff. I should go back to them
artemi7: Smokey the bear is WAY more intense in person
jessieimproved: One time Hedberg did his whole bit, the audience didn't laugh, and he started it over from the beginning
quatoria: I was lucky enough to get into Hedberg before he died
Dog_of_Myth: George Carlin's bits still hold up
drthvd3r: I'm still a fan of the receipt for a donut but.
LithelyUnshod: There's at least one Comedy Central special
korvys: "Escalators can never break, they can only temporarily become stairs"
drthvd3r: bit*
MegaDosX: Outstanding
quatoria: "nah, that wasn't good enough, we're starting over"
RandomTrivia: The power play
Gascitygaming: It's honestly fine
Gascitygaming: I used to fall asleep in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was
DEATHlikescats: There’s great dry neurodivergent humor
GredGredmansson: that little bit where absurdity lies
KWardJenx: He's more observational than anything.
RealGamerCow: "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to as well." was a big brain stutter for me
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak
Gascitygaming: When i was in uni we used to stay up and watch his bits, so good
GirlPainting: squeek
LRRbot: Thriving Heath | Land | Thriving Heath enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Heath enters the battlefield, choose a color other than white. / {T}: Add {W} or one mana of the chosen color.
DEATHlikescats: Recognizing his sorta misdirection as comedy was always a treat. Like a magic trick but for concepts
MrTulip: Threath
LRRbot: Erratic Visionary [1U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/3] | {1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
artemi7: Man Im gonna go look up some Hedberg after this stream. Thanks for putting that in my head Cam
oatway: possibly the thiccest merfolk looter ever
Dmc3628: mana/trench/flesh
LRRbot: Angel of the Dire Hour [5WW] | Creature β€” Angel [5/4] | Flash / Flying / When Angel of the Dire Hour enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, exile all attacking creatures.
asthanius: What about Gorgeous George?
artemi7: wait cardreader what lol
moundsofmayhem: what about copperlined george?
Lordofironstorm: That's not a Boggart Brute
LRRbot: Oneirophage [3U] | Creature β€” Squid Illusion [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Oneirophage.
shurtal: War were declared
LRRbot: Stab Wound [2B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’2. / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life.
tergonis: great diplomacy serge
Dmc3628: oh man the RTR flashbacks to stab wound
Wicker_Guide: of course you realize, this means ...skirmishing
Pacier_: boggart brute is just a card i've loved the vibe of for a long time idk why
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LRRbot: Concordia Pegasus [1W] | Creature β€” Pegasus [1/3] | Flying
Dog_of_Myth: Stab Wound was so good in draft
GirlPainting: they fly now?
shurtal: thrisle
Dmc3628: oofa
MegaDosX: Uh oh
korvys: Beep beep, goblin cheep
MegaDosX: !card goblin chieftan
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card goblin chieftain
LRRbot: Goblin Chieftain [1RR] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | Haste / Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.
LRRbot: Gale Swooper [3W] | Creature β€” Griffin [3/2] | Flying / When Gale Swooper enters the battlefield, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
jaimeblacken: WOW that was a rhystic study
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Taylor Tomlinson's latest stand up special where she talks about her manic depression diagnosis was really great.
shurtal: no, jeff burped taking out the trash
RealGamerCow: "Someone started a leaf blower at 7 AM!"
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Taylor Tomlinson is a recent favourite - she's great
artemi7: Wait I thought Rystic had the new studying Strixhaven girls art
LRRbot: Rhystic Study [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.
keyboardmage: money,money,money
korvys: I think she has 2 netflix specials
LRRbot: Swift Response [1W] | Instant | Destroy target tapped creature.
LithelyUnshod: @artemi7 J22 version does
MegaDosX: Whoof
LithelyUnshod: @artemi7 Or DomR?
MegaDosX: Cam gets to say the magic words
ThorSokar: but I'm gonna run, REALLY fast!
LRRbot: Cloudreader Sphinx [4U] | Creature β€” Sphinx [3/4] | Flying / When Cloudreader Sphinx enters the battlefield, scry 2.
LRRbot: Finishing Blow [4B] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
MegaDosX: Aw, Cam didn't get to say the thing
Dmc3628: serge pre-empted
LRRbot: Goblin Instigator [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [1/1] | When Goblin Instigator enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
MajorFrostbyte: Serge "the bully" Yager
Dmc3628: serge has defeated the evil
Juliamon: left side curse
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
MegaDosX: WOW
artemi7: wow
definenull: wow
DiscordianTokkan: DAMN
Sage0fMadness: LUL
northos: lrrWOW
shurtal: BANG
grgriffin3: CAM
laikagoat: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: so what's Cam's record now? 6-6?
definenull: roasted
TetraRay: HAHA
DigitalSeahorse: lol
drcthulu: traumatic brain injury
ThorSokar: wooooooooooooow
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
Sage0fMadness: Cam Slam
Dmc3628: call the ambulance on that one
MegaDosX: Serge got sent to the shadow realm
DiscordianTokkan: sergeLurk
TheBearBee: Serge may have won the battle but he lost the war there
Fanklok: Cameron with the mono molecular wit
artemi7: wait doesn't Paul need those for the card reader?
Dmc3628: whereforesooth is the therapy bytton
TheBearBee: I don't feel very good Mr. Stark
code1300: Goblin goon use to be a rare
DigitalSeahorse: dial 11 11 11
DigitalSeahorse: pizza pizza pizza
northos: oh man I love ??????????
definenull: paul
GirlPainting: Burger Burger Burger
Gascitygaming: i hvae a buffalo chicken pizza and garlic knots on the way
RealGamerCow: can we get mozzarella sticks?
jaimeblacken: cathars crusade wow
DEATHlikescats: Gotta get the garlic knots
Mischievous_Catgeist: we have pizza at home
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, some garlic sauce too please
ThirdGames: Pizza Party FNPF
thraximore: Friday Night Pizza Fight
artemi7: I already ate pizza for dinner
LRRbot: Thriving Moor | Land | Thriving Moor enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Moor enters the battlefield, choose a color other than black. / {T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.
Juliamon: You only get free pizza when "Expense the pizza" comes up on !advice
Gascitygaming: Wheeler you get one of those frozen Pillsbury pizzas you can get like a 32 pack of at Costco :P
AugmentingPath: boros boros boros
Yolysses: Someone get that man a bagel bite!
DiscordianTokkan: Bros bros bros
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LRRbot: Lawless Broker [2B] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Rogue [3/2] | When Lawless Broker dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Juliamon: !advice
LRRbot: Try twiddling the thing.
Juliamon: No pizza today.
DEATHlikescats: !badadvice
LRRbot: More lips will solve this.
DEATHlikescats: Lol
Dmc3628: batallion the keyword
citizen_pain: batallion
Gascitygaming: Battalion
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: !findquote pizza
shurtal: batallion
GredGredmansson: Battalion?
LRRbot: Volley Veteran [3R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [4/2] | When Volley Veteran enters the battlefield, it deals damage to target creature an opponent controls equal to the number of Goblins you control.
northos: FTK at home
definenull: vroom vroom
kynelwynn: That's pretty epic in general "Heavily Armored Minotaurs"
LRRbot: Borderland Minotaur [2RR] | Creature β€” Minotaur Warrior [4/3]
StreamTeam3000: <message deleted>whats with the card scanner?
StreamTeam3000: <message deleted>not working today?
definenull: I've seen a lot of minotaurs with not a lot of armor...
philippekav: the OG was naked I think
StreamTeam3000: <message deleted>i love canlander, when will it be played again?
artemi7: Heavily Armored Minotaurs would be a fantastic rock ballad name
LRRbot: Nightshade Stinger [B] | Creature β€” Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / Nightshade Stinger can't block.
GirlPainting: Dos the deck contain "target Minotaur"?
AST_Cibola: Minotaurs are actually quite vulnerable. Toxic minotaurinity is out my guy
thraximore: LUL
sirspate: Cam on fire
grgriffin3: Cameron is dropping bombs tonight
thraximore: @sirspate Oh no! Put him out!
Juliamon: StreamTeam3000 It needs to have the cards loaded into it to recognize them
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: wow cam 2 for 2
artemi7: @StreamTeam3000 They played it last week, it just went up on Yooutube, if that helps any
1 raiders from codypsizzle have joined!
definenull: uh oh
LRRbot: Makeshift Munitions [1R] | Enchantment | {1}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Makeshift Munitions deals 1 damage to any target.
Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
Mazrae: if i had to face heavily armored Minotaur battalion i would just surrender right then and there
GredGredmansson: so Rakdos is strong tonight
LRRbot: Tempered Veteran [1W] | Creature β€” Human Knight [1/2] | {W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
AST_Cibola: Cam is refusing to miss tonight
thraximore: @GredGredmansson rakdos is strong in general ;)
StreamTeam3000: <message deleted>@artemi7 jeah helps a lot, thx .D
LRRbot: Rogue's Gloves [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. / Equip {2}
stevefromdetroit: helm?
northos: whose gloves?
DigitalSeahorse: ohhhh
LRRbot: Battlefield Promotion [1W] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
EmoChicken42: No judges tower this stream? big sad
Juliamon: EmoChicken42 Last week was a special occasion
Alas_Babylon: Judge's Tower, but the Tower is made up of all the cards from Jumpstart
LRRbot: Lightwalker [1W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | Lightwalker has flying as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.
EmoChicken42: shhhh I'm trying to get them to play again @Juliamon
LRRbot: Lightning Visionary [1R] | Creature β€” Minotaur Shaman [2/1] | Prowess
definenull: every week is a special occasion
TheWriterAleph: light it up!
artemi7: Jumpstart Tower Rochester Draft
StreamTeam3000: <message deleted>why no block with the flyer?
artemi7: *Winston
LRRbot: Stab Wound [2B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’2. / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life.
northos: oofa
StreamTeam3000: <message deleted>there was a flyer
sirspate: Judge's tower looked so stressful. That said, I'd love to see more of the crew give it a go.
Vampiricsloth: kinda awesome if you try n make a jumpstart cube with all the packs :D
StreamTeam3000: <message deleted>!punt
GirlPainting: Ahhhh, fffffff, ahhhhh, fffffff
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove
MegaDosX: That does seem the RW life >_>
lirazel64: sergeModLove
Anubis169: please keep it positive StreamTeam3000 :)
Juliamon: LRR plays at REL:axed
definenull: how many lands are ya running Kappa
Juliamon: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
northos: (also I recommend reading Lightwalker again if you think it had flying there)
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MegaDosX: Oh no Sethron
MegaDosX: I'm sad to see no Sethron
northos: ggs Serge
Dmc3628: anoint thou Sergest
StreamTeam3000: @Anubis169 jeah, sry dont mean it to be bad, sry
GredGredmansson: @northos nitpicky AND incorrect is a dangerous combo
Anubis169: manYES
artemi7: Yes, bonus round content!
cobthegreat: serge is a gilded goose
MajorFrostbyte: Sergi gilded deck vs Cam gilded, I'd love to see it
Anubis169: also StreamTeam3000 we linked the punt trigger to a purger, for giggles :P
northos: @GredGredmansson I think that describes most of MTG chat :D
Dmc3628: wheeler and alex looking to be blessed tarnisheds
definenull: oh the two removal colours are the best in limited..
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson oh, been there, so can confirm
StreamTeam3000: @Anubis169 what does that mean? sry i am from germany, not totally understanding english :D
Juliamon: It means if you use !punt LRRbot will automatically kick you
Anubis169: it means instead of it being a valid bot command, instead it purges the user :D
Anubis169: deletes their lines
Juliamon: you yourself will get punted
drthvd3r: I'm just now finding out about that and I 100% approve.
Wicker_Guide: sergeJustRight
StreamTeam3000: so how do i do that?
StreamTeam3000: what can i write then?
StreamTeam3000: i like giggling :D
StreamTeam3000: or how can i check the counter?
Juliamon: There is no counter, we don't track mistakes
GredGredmansson: !card lightwarden
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
FarleyF: !card royal assassin
LRRbot: Royal Assassin [1BB] | Creature β€” Human Assassin [1/1] | {T}: Destroy target tapped creature.
northos: !card lightwalker
LRRbot: Lightwalker [1W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | Lightwalker has flying as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.
Mazrae: i love the music for road quest, it is such a calming track
GredGredmansson: thanks
Spades_Slicc: Okay I unmuted so now Wheeler can jumpscare me
northos: @Spades_Slicc yes, my grapekeeper
Juliamon: (btw if you ever accidentally post sensitive info in here and don't want to wait for a mod to get it, just use !punt)
Anubis169: ^
robaphone251: oooh finally got pokemon violet... looking forward to sunday :)
drthvd3r: @Spades_Slicc Wait, I thought we were playing Magic, not Viticulture.
GredGredmansson: Lightwarden [1W] Creature [2/1] | Whenever you gain life, this creature gains +2/+0.
benjamin_wheeler: James’ credit card number is the following:
GredGredmansson: that's what I was thinking of
LithelyUnshod: @robaphone251 Enjoy! I love it!
artemi7: What song is this? Its a real banger
Anubis169: StreamTeam3000: That's what was meant by "we linked the trigger to a purge", trying to use a counter which doesn't exist, deletes the user's lines :)
SK__Ren: So I just recogized what music this is remixing. Its this from Tower of Heaven?
PipeSmokingOwl: bloobyClap
aerohydra: !bgc
Anubis169: We keep things positive and chill here, and if somebody makes a mistake then it just adds to stream comedy <3
Anubis169: which is even better
Juliamon: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
definenull: literally for the lulz
MechaNoelle: viking64Catheart viking64Catheart viking64Catheart
SK__Ren: I know who, I'm talking about the song being mixed.
triplehare: i thought it was Tower of Heaven too, yeah
PipeSmokingOwl: road quest soundtrack is so good
PipeSmokingOwl: a frequent on nyc commutes
MegaDosX: How high?
MurphEP: inb4 lrrSPOOP
GredGredmansson: HyperJump
MegaDosX: DARGONS
TheWriterAleph: well done LUL
Anubis169: high as an orbital shuttle
Dmc3628: fus roh
GredGredmansson: DAGRONS
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
TheWriterAleph: seadragon!
artemi7: Kingdra, Serge
Anubis169: DAH xxxP xxxPLICIT
definenull: jump
Dmc3628: devillishly reanimated
code1300: So merfolk
philippekav: so boiling seas
thraximore: rakdos reanimator? πŸ‘€
keyboardmage: hahaha dragons under the sea, it's like chang-shee
GredGredmansson: Devilish Reanimated is the hot new anime of the year
Haroldholmes25: wait is cam on rakdos again? oh no
Spritz_T: another cameron sweep?
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Spades_Slicc: A whalefall is for sure a dragon's hoard
goombalax: Orcas
Fruan: Orcas are
Dog_of_Myth: Orcas are
FarleyF: is a whale a hot dog
Mr_Horrible: no, Whales prefer Fortnite to Apex
micalovits: Can't wait for Cam to faithless looting his grizzlebrand into the yard and then reanimate it!
GredGredmansson: now I'm reminded of that one Courage the Cowardly Dog episode
GhostValv: :)
artemi7: That sigh
BrowneePoints: every non filter feeding whale is
StreamTeam3000: !king
definenull: how about aliens
TetraRay: but birds aren't real
StreamTeam3000: !rules king of the hill
Dog_of_Myth: They handle pressure better
artemi7: Does that mean the Sun is the alpha predator?
BrowneePoints: Cthulu is the ultimate power bottom
robaphone251: c'thulu is def a power bottom
GredGredmansson: @artemi7 the sun IS a deadly laser
Mazrae: dont fear anything in the ocean unless it touches your foot
StreamTeam3000: can some1 how this king of the hill event works?
eshplode: If it were me, I would have simply stayed on land
StreamTeam3000: played till the box is over?
Juliamon: Sharks get a bad rep, they really just want to play
Spades_Slicc: @StreamTeam3000 if you lose you leave and get a new deck
StreamTeam3000: how many are playing? 4 players?
GredGredmansson: Graham: "Turns out a giant tentacle monster is a concept most human minds ARE capable of comprehending."
MegaDosX: Four players, yeah
Juliamon: StreamTeam3000 Playing until the stream is over (in about 1h)
robaphone251: most of these FNPF last approx 3 hrs so they'll play until time is over
BrowneePoints: Just a reminder that dolphins kills sharks by ramming them in the gills until they freaking drown
goombalax: oh god the plot of Deep Blue Sea 2
MegaDosX: Dolphins are unironically brutal creatures
Dmc3628: like that littler mermiad song
StreamTeam3000: thx people
sirspate: Indoors didn't save them in that documentary 'The Birds'
artemi7: @StreamTeam3000 Wheeler, Cam, Alex, Serge
definenull: Dragons! under the sea
BrowneePoints: Dolphins are cruel, sadistic apes predators
BrowneePoints: apex*
Mazrae: only dragons under the seas are blue dragons
LucasTheDrgn: dragons! at the club
Juliamon: Dolphins would kill an ape if they had the chance
LRRbot: Voyage's End [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Scry 1.
RealGamerCow: So, why sleeve a deck that is going to be used for less than an hour? I'm genuinely curious
Juliamon: That's one of my fav card arts
artemi7: Oh yeah. Theros is literally flat
micalovits: Disc earth!
BrowneePoints: Theros is flat yes
TemporallyAwry: lrrWHEELER jlrrNo
Juliamon: The gods, Serge
Sordidambition: They call them Globe-alists
Dog_of_Myth: Gods are dicks
LastResistance: Kruphix
citizen_pain: There's clearly another sea at the bottom in the art
MegaDosX: Paul benginLul
Mr_Horrible: seabatBRAIN
Juliamon: The Theros gods are provably assholes
artemi7: It's LITERALLY a plane formed by belief.
SonicDoge12: Dragons, under the sea. Isn't that the dance from β€œBack to the Future”?
iris_of_ether: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Mr_Horrible: Kruphix?
Serpens77: Kruphix
definenull: planes are flat, by definition
BrowneePoints: The rivers on theros pour into the underworld
artemi7: AskKruphix.com
LucasTheDrgn: wizards dot com slash ask kruphix
BrowneePoints: and yes Kruphix and Klothys know other planes exist
GredGredmansson: There's that one "inside out" plane too right?
DarknessKingCoH: You have to ask Kruphix to load more chunks.
Darleysam: waiting for a rare Kruphix AMA
Rustpile: Isn't there a card that shows some dude holding Theros up?
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: Bearer of the Heavens
Spades_Slicc: Phyrexia is a globe that contains globes
sirspate: "Crew fix? No, I color fix."
GredGredmansson: and you'd call them by some silly name
northos: !card Bearer of the Heavens
LRRbot: Bearer of the Heavens [7R] | Creature β€” Giant [10/10] | When Bearer of the Heavens dies, destroy all permanents at the beginning of the next end step.
iris_of_ether: Layer of reality?
GredGredmansson: sometimes its a tree (Kaldheim)
artemi7: Innistrad doesn't have a known edge, it's just fog
citizen_pain: Meanwhile New Capenna is like three boroughs
artemi7: Ravnica is HUGe
GredGredmansson: @citizen_pain well there's also land OUTSIDE the city
Juliamon: Innistrad is Silent Hill, no defined borders
northos: no Serge, that's Dark Souls
The_Ninjurai: What if every plane are actually all on one planet?
Dmc3628: painted world like Dark Souls
Mazrae: is there an Atlas equivalence in Theros
BrowneePoints: Nah Innistrad is a much bigger plane. they mention a massive continent across the sea no one has been to in a long time @loadingreadyrun
GhostValv: :O
ghizmou: they re all movie sets
Mr_Horrible: It is I, Mario
TheWriterAleph: "Let's a go."
Spades_Slicc: @Mazrae bearer of the heavens
goombalax: I take offence
EMNetwork: universes beyond Mario
LucasTheDrgn: but now we need to talk about parallel universes
GhostValv: it's like I'm hearing the movie early :O
citizen_pain: @GredGredmansson coming soon: Undeveloped Lots of New Capenna
GredGredmansson: tomAww
MurphEP: "Holy crap, Lois. All these goombas"
Mr_Bitterness: What's with all the goombas.
thraximore: HAHAHAHA
iris_of_ether: :D
DiscordianTokkan: Beep
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
GredGredmansson: SeemsGood
Juliamon: We're in the third hour, it's fine
northos: in case Voxy comes back :D
artemi7: Because Wheeler
Mischievous_Catgeist: seemed to prat-tle on
Spades_Slicc: "I don't have a censor button" Skill Issue Kappa
GredGredmansson: LRR Afterr Darrk
MurphEP: Ooh that's a good motto
Rustpile: good rhyme
LRRbot: Wishful Merfolk [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk [3/2] | Defender / {1}{U}: Wishful Merfolk loses defender and becomes a Human until end of turn.
midnightcurryjazz: Youtube has been looking at the whole video latley for cursing stuff. Dont know if one will trip it though
GredGredmansson: Speaking of Under The Sea
GredGredmansson: Ariel!
micalovits: Its for when wheeler tries to call something watercoolussy again
midnightcurryjazz: Some other podcasts I watch had to start bleeping
LRRbot: Chained Brute [1R] | Creature β€” Devil [4/3] | Chained Brute doesn't untap during your untap step. / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Untap Chained Brute. Activate only during your turn.
sirspate: Van Hautten makes decent coffee
LRRbot: Gadrak, the Crown-Scourge [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [5/4] | Flying / Gadrak, the Crown-Scourge can't attack unless you control four or more artifacts. / At the beginning of your end step, create a Treasure token for each nontoken creature that died this turn.
Dog_of_Myth: That's a Dragon
Spades_Slicc: @unarmedoracle does chained brute get into aristocrats? Kappa
LRRbot: Crow of Dark Tidings [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie Bird [2/1] | Flying / When Crow of Dark Tidings enters the battlefield or dies, mill two cards.
northos: one person's clown robot is another person's treasure
definenull: ca caw
LRRbot: Torch Fiend [1R] | Creature β€” Devil [2/1] | {R}, Sacrifice Torch Fiend: Destroy target artifact.
Mr_Horrible: too bad Gadrak isn't the Clown Scourge wheelerClown
Spades_Slicc: Crow of Dork tidings
BrowneePoints: But yea Theros is a Flat Plane surrounded by the Rivers that Ring the Underworld. Kruphix and Klothys are the only Natural Gods on Theros and know of the existence of other planes.(part of why Calix knew he could follow Elspeth)
artemi7: They really should have had Jumpstart Unfinity
LRRbot: Thriving Isle | Land | Thriving Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Isle enters the battlefield, choose a color other than blue. / {T}: Add {U} or one mana of the chosen color.
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePoints God I wish theros 2 had real story
LRRbot: Draconic Roar [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand. / Draconic Roar deals 3 damage to target creature. If you revealed a Dragon card or controlled a Dragon as you cast this spell, Draconic Roar deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
LRRbot: Lathliss, Dragon Queen [4RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever another nontoken Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. / {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
jaimeblacken: whos steve jobs
DreamyPants: yikes
Spades_Slicc: @jaimeblacken a mind goblin
definenull: bless
Juliamon: classic
GredGredmansson: tomDab
TetraRay: i hate that feeling
BrowneePoints: it's the worst form of edging
artemi7: Cam is SAVAGE tonight
ghizmou: every missed sneeze becomes a fart
Mazrae: i hate those sneezes
Robot_Bones: it went in the square hole
Scar_Red_Tiger: Skill issue
MurphEP: Paul, get the sneeze button
TheWriterAleph: paaaaaul
sirspate: Better make a sneeze token
GirlPainting: cAM COUNTERED THE SNEEZ
LRRbot: Mire Triton [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Merfolk [2/1] | Deathtouch / When Mire Triton enters the battlefield, mill two cards and you gain 2 life.
goombalax: paul play the children sneezing
GirlPainting: oops
The_Ninjurai: Google will just sayit is a sign of death
TheWriterAleph: sneeze nutz
LRRbot: Carrion Grub [3B] | Creature β€” Insect [0/5] | Carrion Grub gets +X/+0, where X is the greatest power among creature cards in your graveyard. / When Carrion Grub enters the battlefield, mill four cards.
LRRbot: Rise Again [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
definenull: eff
TemporallyAwry: @GirlPainting Surely it's more of a stifle ;p
Scar_Red_Tiger: Triton OP in these format
th3mpire: paul where did the sneeze go
GhostValv: D:
philippekav: mother !
northos: "Rise Again, Mother****"
artemi7: This looks like real skill issue, Cam
Sage0fMadness: Rise again, rise again
Mr_Horrible: Makes You Think
GirlPainting: Rise, rise rise, rice!
MrAyeAxe: "Pretend like it was on the bottom of the library, pretend like it was on the bottom of the library..."
BrowneePoints: Also sorry about the random lore dumps, I've read the Therod D&D book a LOT
micalovits: Did Cam gain 2?
Spades_Slicc: Simply escape the rise again Kappa
BrowneePoints: Theros*
sirspate: I enjoy a good Rankin Family reference
LRRbot: Octoprophet [3U] | Creature β€” Octopus [3/3] | When Octoprophet enters the battlefield, scry 2.
Spades_Slicc: with the enchantment that does that
Finalsora811: She rise on my...
DiscordianTokkan: It's a Starfleet person bored with Decadence. "Risa? AGAIN??"
MajorFrostbyte: I like it when my bread rises again
Dog_of_Myth: Some of us like the Lore @BrowneePoints
Juliamon: Theros is a good plane that deserves more lore attention
LRRbot: Miasmic Mummy [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Jackal [2/2] | When Miasmic Mummy enters the battlefield, each player discards a card.
Alas_Babylon: How come they call it Rise Again when you mill in the cold creature of out hot rezz the creature
definenull: the second proof
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePoints I love how they made Woe Strider significantly better than the card
GirlPainting: he barfed a swamp
shurtal: liquid hot miasma
LRRbot: Lathliss, Dragon Queen [4RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever another nontoken Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. / {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
HadesLeprechaun: I think I fought that enemy in the shadow castle in elden ring last night
GredGredmansson: dragon dragon
LRRbot: Havoc Jester [4R] | Creature β€” Devil [5/5] | Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, Havoc Jester deals 1 damage to any target.
sirspate: they captured Wheeler's sneeze and put it on Miasmic Mummy.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Step 1: Invent Mysticism, Step 2: ???, Step 3: Prophet
definenull: dragon!
MegaDosX: Yeah Lathliss does a lot
GhostValv: wowie
BrowneePoints: @juliamon I patiently wait for the day we get lucky and get a Theros Dice Friends campaign
MegaDosX: That's a heck of a clock
Mazrae: dragon op
artemi7: @Laserbeaks_Fury you need to build a Holy Site or Stonehenge for step 2
LRRbot: Soul Salvage [2B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Mazrae: dragon dragon rock the dragon
ghizmou: someone missed the point of reanimation in this jump start deck
StreamTeam3000: u get 2 treasure tokens if 2 creatures die
Spades_Slicc: Frog the Jam
StreamTeam3000: not 1 if any number dies
MegaDosX: Jumpstart is frequently low on removal, I think Cam got superlatively lucky with his first deck
StreamTeam3000: it triggers for all :D
Mr_Horrible: we're about to get a "Why I left the left (side of the table)" blog
MegaDosX: Though this one apparently is good for that too
Mr_Horrible: I'm sorry, which craft?
MajorFrostbyte: Which craft?
BrowneePoints: oooo Witch of the Moors
micalovits: Is that the third goblins pack today?
Alas_Babylon: I mean, there's Orange Goblin and Witchcraft
ChapsTheMC: i saw muxus
artemi7: No Alex dinos this time? Neat
BrowneePoints: !card Witch of the Moors
LRRbot: Witch of the Moors [3BB] | Creature β€” Human Warlock [4/4] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, each opponent sacrifices a creature and you return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
sirspate: @BrowneePoints "Moo."
goombalax: still no monke
MrAyeAxe: oooh we might get my Sedgemoor Witch shenanigans
Spades_Slicc: Not if we're lucky they won't
rosesmcgee: the real joke was on all of us
MegaDosX: Frank Grimes was basically a normal person thrust into the Simpsons universe, and it was too much for him
Mr_Horrible: poor Grimey
Mr_Horrible: that would explain a lot, honestly
LRRbot: Wishful Merfolk [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk [3/2] | Defender / {1}{U}: Wishful Merfolk loses defender and becomes a Human until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: Grimes was a strong believer that good things happen to those who work for it
citizen_pain: simpsons peaked with the lady gaga episode
MajorFrostbyte: Lisa need braces ...
lucky_gal: lisa needs braces
PipeSmokingOwl: ya hes an idiot, but hes a good guy at the end of it
GredGredmansson: and Homer is the antithesis to that
LRRbot: Unstable Obelisk [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Unstable Obelisk: Destroy target permanent.
artemi7: He also world at a nuclear power plant, which isn't a low paying job
ChapsTheMC: dental plan
LRRbot: Bubbling Cauldron [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 4 life. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature named Festering Newt: Each opponent loses 4 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Serpens77: is an unstable obelisk a rocky rock? Kappa
Alas_Babylon: Love this one in Ao
LRRbot: Rapacious Dragon [4R] | Creature β€” Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When Rapacious Dragon enters the battlefield, create two Treasure tokens.
GredGredmansson: and the Witch
MegaDosX: Oh good it's not the horny one
LucasTheDrgn: :(
GredGredmansson: tomLewd
GredGredmansson: lrrHORN
laikagoat: fionLOL
Spades_Slicc: "No" Lyingly
LRRbot: Tempting Witch [2B] | Creature β€” Human Warlock [1/3] | When Tempting Witch enters the battlefield, create a Food token. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Target player loses 3 life.
LRRbot: Hellkite Punisher [5RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [6/6] | Flying / {R}: Hellkite Punisher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: I'm still so sad Ben didn't whole-ass the tweet about the horny art
GirlPainting: next set they will print a fridge, to store the food tokens in ^^
LRRbot: Festering Newt [B] | Creature β€” Salamander [1/1] | When Festering Newt dies, target creature an opponent controls gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn. That creature gets βˆ’4/βˆ’4 instead if you control a creature named Bogbrew Witch.
TheWriterAleph: hey wait a sec this deck is full of dragons!
Mr_Horrible: woulda been one for the record books
NewtyNewts: Yes?
Spades_Slicc: Card reader?
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’3/βˆ’3 until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: will this newt get better?
MegaDosX: That Hellkite Punisher put in some work in M21 limited
MegaDosX: !card rousing read
LRRbot: Rousing Read [2U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When Rousing Read enters the battlefield, draw two cards, then discard a card. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.
artemi7: wow Alex
NewtyNewts: I'm never getting better
LRRbot: Rousing Read [2U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When Rousing Read enters the battlefield, draw two cards, then discard a card. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.
Mr_Horrible: it couldn't possibly be an AI drawing, it doesn't have "enormous breasts" or "trending on ArtStation"
GredGredmansson: benginURGH
northos: I mean, same
GhostValv: benginUrgh
NewtyNewts: I wanna grow fists, and make them SORRY!
MegaDosX: I think Alex could be dead here
Spades_Slicc: triple mono white angel
MajorFrostbyte: What butt Serge doc
Mazrae: Dragon, Dragon, Rock the Dragon!!!
Applecrisp: is one on the floor somewhere?
NewtyNewts: Is there an odd number from the other set?
Mr_Horrible: wait this is just the Monty Hall problem
Spades_Slicc: Dr. Acula
Serpens77: Dr. Acula
MurphEP: Did you just Monty Hall him?
eshplode: Ah yes. Dr Acula
TheWriterAleph: Dr. Acula!!
SK__Ren: Dr. Acula?
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
citizen_pain: Morbius?!?
Mazrae: where is the missing pack?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Let's make a deal
BrowneePoints: My fave Mitch Hedburg joke
MegaDosX: It is a bit weird how they're missing a pack, but oh well
northos: I miss scrubs
SK__Ren: Serge is gonna Morb, look out
NewtyNewts: Mitch!
BrowneePoints: "I went to a doctor and he left me with a pain in the neck"
NewtyNewts: So, he was a midwife then?
BrowneePoints: "never go see a Dr. Acula"
shurtal: Red Green Skrelp
Spades_Slicc: My favorite part of the FNPF was when Serge morbed all over the dragons under the sea
shurtal: Red Blue*
MajorFrostbyte: Wheeler is the Little Mermaid. Confirmed.
Mr_Horrible: the Little Mermaid x HTTYD crossover special
MegaDosX: Deckbuilding is super easy
andrews1022: hello from the mainland! happy to catch the stream live
BrowneePoints: This is one of the best ways to teach people Magic too
BrowneePoints: cuz it lets them experience a lot of what the colors do
GirlPainting: @ LoadingReadyRun you could seperate the decks again and make kindof a jump start cube with it
jaimeblacken: graham found etc etc
artemi7: Jumpstart cubes are cool
dheid1: @BrowneePoints It would be if it was as accessible as the intro decks. I run a club out of my school and the lack of free intro product has gatekept my students unless they have the cash to purchase on their own...
GirlPainting: thats what i meaned ^^
MurphEP: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: gottem
hb8u: could make a collection like dungeon mayhem is
RangerAlpha7: serge has just lost at judge's tower
DigitalSeahorse: both you, judges, consider that shuffling
BrowneePoints: @dheid1 I agree. Cost aside, it is one of the best
thraximore: Judge Dredd does
Spades_Slicc: It'll be a cube if, when all the cards are stored properly, each side of the amalgam is equal in length and all interior angles are 90 degrees
LucasTheDrgn: You could even just shuffle and deal out the theme cards, or do some kind of draft with them
sirspate: wasn't there a title on the line? Premier Lands Champion or some-such..?
GredGredmansson: Cheer165 this has been nice, cheering to represent what Cam's record probably is
The_Ninjurai: That is a cool idea, Paul
GirlPainting: good idea paul
f_tan_theta: that sounds like a fun exercise
MegaDosX: T1, Serge stifles the fetch
LRRbot: Thriving Heath | Land | Thriving Heath enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Heath enters the battlefield, choose a color other than white. / {T}: Add {W} or one mana of the chosen color.
BrowneePoints: @GredGredmansson wow 1-65? Rude Gred
MajorFrostbyte: Have Fun. No Good Luck
GirlPainting: evan if the protagonists ignored you paul ;-)
PatronSaintOfUncertainty: Beej-Start?
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson pretty rude to call out his 1:65 like this Kappa
LRRbot: Stone Haven Pilgrim [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Whenever Stone Haven Pilgrim attacks, if you control an artifact or enchantment, Stone Haven Pilgrim gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wishful Merfolk [1U] | Creature β€” Merfolk [3/2] | Defender / {1}{U}: Wishful Merfolk loses defender and becomes a Human until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: I'm so excited to go back to Eldraine this year
BrowneePoints: I wanna see what other stories they hit
LRRbot: Path of Bravery [2W] | Enchantment | As long as your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, you gain life equal to the number of attacking creatures.
RangerAlpha7: oh no
RangerAlpha7: rip wheeler
Fanklok: I did a prerelease where my promo was Death Baron, my only other skeleton/zombie was another Death Baron, but I also opened Sarkahn and a singular Sparktongue Dragon
MegaDosX: Yeah, Doctor was lifegain
hold_no_carter: this is where he runs away with it
artemi7: Ehhh the one I'm hyped for is Ixalon. I'm kinda lukewarm on eveerything until then
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
MajorFrostbyte: Got heem
BrowneePoints: I mean, I'm hyped on most of the sets this year
MegaDosX: This was a difficult card to get past in Jumpstart
MurphEP: Somebody call a doctor
Spades_Slicc: Why is the mermaid off to the side?
LRRbot: Cradle of Vitality [3W] | Enchantment | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {1}{W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each 1 life you gained.
JewelKnightZero: wait what happened to the mermaid?
andrews1022: first canlander, judge's tower, now this. the beatdown continues
MegaDosX: Holy moly
Mazrae: its like the LoZ method with the sword beam
RangerAlpha7: being brave but only with a lot of life does seem a lot like serge's brand
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: Also yeah what did happen to the Merfolk?
BrowneePoints: Returns to three planes I like (Phyrexia, Eldraine and Ixalan) AND the LotR Draft Set
LRRbot: Voyage's End [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Scry 1.
GirlPainting: what if....hear me out.....legacy jump start! ^^ maybe something for the north100 folk
Mr_Horrible: we're experiencing some Synergy
MegaDosX: If Wheeler blocked with it he should be at 20
GhostValv: amazonStartBlasting
w1gum: did he block? was the murloc in the gy?
LRRbot: Waker of Waves [5UU] | Creature β€” Whale [7/7] | Creatures your opponents control get βˆ’1/βˆ’0. / {1}{U}, Discard Waker of Waves: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
RangerAlpha7: yeah how did wheeler's creature die
couchboyj: Is Serge on WB Ruin Your Evening?
BrowneePoints: Also Kruphix's High Temple is Canonically at one of the Waterfalls at the Edge of the World
goombalax: nice Teen Girlsquad reference
Sage0fMadness: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
PipeSmokingOwl: amazonStartBlasting
Darleysam: lathe'd
f_tan_theta: classic homestarism
ArcOfTheConclave: why did wheler take 4 if he blocked with the mermaid?
HoneyJack07: The smack talk from Serge
hawkeye437: Why is the creature in the yard? He said he took 4?
cmdrzellgaudis: Teen Girl Squad!
LRRbot: Stone Haven Pilgrim [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric [2/2] | Whenever Stone Haven Pilgrim attacks, if you control an artifact or enchantment, Stone Haven Pilgrim gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
MegaDosX: I think he meant to block with it, which means he should be at 20
GredGredmansson: Cheerleader!
LRRbot: Anointed Chorister [W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {4}{W}: Anointed Chorister gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: Anointed Chorizo sofieNom
RangerAlpha7: i'm pretty sure he didn't mean to block and just threw the merfolk away anyway
MegaDosX: Anointed Chorizo
hold_no_carter: anointed kor-ister
mumblingpipes: its simply not a word
NewtyNewts: Chorester
two_dimensional_soup: isnt that one of the aliens from metroit prime?
MegaDosX: I don't know, it's in your graveyard
f_tan_theta: you said "take four" and then put it in your graveyard
JewelKnightZero: Merfolk shouldnt have died
MegaDosX: If you didn't it should be on the field
BrowneePoints: A Chorister is the leader of a Church Choir(also a name of a choir member overall but old usage)
ArkhamArchivist: Wheeler smacked the merfolk over when he flailed dramatically at some point
Mr_Horrible: that merfolk's been dead for 30 years, Wheeler
hawkeye437: You said β€œtake four”
Mr_Horrible: you can't keep doing this
LRRbot: Furnace Whelp [2RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [2/2] | Flying / {R}: Furnace Whelp gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Baby dragon!
MegaDosX: !card path of bravery
LRRbot: Path of Bravery [2W] | Enchantment | As long as your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, you gain life equal to the number of attacking creatures.
LRRbot: Basri's Acolyte [2WW] | Creature β€” Cat Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / When Basri's Acolyte enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures you control.
MegaDosX: Chunky
RangerAlpha7: Not that wheeler's actions this game matter very much
Darkflame0994: @MegaDosX time wizard!
artemi7: wow this lifegain is getting spicy
MegaDosX: Serge has the quintessential baby MTG player lifegain deck
NewtyNewts: Where's the black!
hold_no_carter: Dream crusher Serge!!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Dread_Pirate_Westley: lrrJUDGE
asthanius: Serge is gonna put Benjamin out of commision for a year at this rate
MegaDosX: Wheeler's about to concede I think :p
LRRbot: Aegis Turtle [U] | Creature β€” Turtle [0/5]
LRRbot: Rousing Read [2U] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When Rousing Read enters the battlefield, draw two cards, then discard a card. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.
LRRbot: Hellkite Punisher [5RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [6/6] | Flying / {R}: Hellkite Punisher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Agonizing Syphon [3B] | Sorcery | Agonizing Syphon deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
MajorFrostbyte: Serg "the bully" Yager. Let's goooo!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
MegaDosX: Who else remembers when that WB lifegain deck was en vogue among newbies in Arena?
hold_no_carter: the Dreamcrush!!!
BrowneePoints: Doc Vamps was one of the most powerful combos you could get
MegaDosX: With that flying vampire?
couchboyj: Dr. Acula is a heck of a Jumpstart deck.
NewtyNewts: Dr. Acula deck is amazing
MrAyeAxe: Coulda been pirate vampires wheeler, that's on you :p
MegaDosX: The Bloodthirsty Aeralist?
Spades_Slicc: @MegaDosX Pretty sure it's still the netdeck de jour
Darkflame0994: Dr. Dr., give me the news. I gotta bad case, of .... turtle dragons
BrowneePoints: like legit Dr Vamps is one of the absolute best combos
Scar_Red_Tiger: Mire Triton is a merfolk for example
goombalax: where the Pizza are
artemi7: Aww so we don't get the undefeated decks match?
MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc It's a little harder to pull off now, since a lot of the good lifegain pieces rotated, and Historic has better things to do with lifegain decks
BrowneePoints: we need to give Serge a Halal Snack Pack
midnightcurryjazz: cam D ;
Spades_Slicc: @MegaDosX Then why do I keep losing to it? (I'm bad at magic is why)
RockPusher: Jumpstart proving its metal as a good break-glass FNPF alternate plan
Finalsora811: !patreon
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
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GredGredmansson: clearly its lurr-ma-TIGG
MegaDosX: Make me!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Finalsora811: !store
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GhostValv: amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
robaphone251: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: C.A.R.D.S.
TetraRay: well thanks for having me
Finalsora811: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: C.A.R.D.S.
KWardJenx: Ha!!
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
AST_Cibola: thank you for being here, it's great to have you
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun how about jump start commander....take a 5 colour commander and smack 5 boosters together?
andrews1022: no i dont wanna
CouldntPickAUsername: *opens stream* Cam: "get out of our house"
SplittingImage77: Reminds me of the post-credit scene of Ferris Bueller's Day Off
MajorFrostbyte: I'm drunk and sleeping on your couch Cam
itzsemantic1: F!ck
MaverickArtist: Ben has become one w/ the MTG
MaverickArtist: he's sleeping
GredGredmansson: !card Urza's Glasses
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
NotCainNorAbel: we did something
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
GredGredmansson: brvvvvvvt
Juliamon: Mic bees are having one last blast
hold_no_carter: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
thraximore: bzzt
NotCainNorAbel: this has had live energy at times
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
pn55: It's a youtube cut, but without ads.
artemi7: JumpStartLive
Mr_Horrible: surely they've escaped by now
RockPusher: elfunkScav elfunkScav elfunkScav
MWGNZ: tarkov FBtouchdown elfunkScav
Mr_Horrible: and go on the black market for the disdainful catboy
MegaDosX: The game itself is a lot of fun
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: It's VERY good, but it has some pop-in bugs
artemi7: The game is honestly a great game
MegaDosX: It looks mediocre and has technical issues, but the gameplay loop is great fun
iris_of_ether: Apparently buggy but still good
GredGredmansson: It has complaints from people who have never played a pokemon game
MegaDosX: And is enough to make up for it
robaphone251: if you look past the bugginess and poor textures... it's the best play experience ever
robaphone251: sooo good
Mr_Horrible: lotta bugs at release, but yeah, legit probably the best one yet
Juliamon: It's a rehash of 7/10 too much water
robaphone251: and the new pokemon designs are v good
artemi7: I don't think it really looks that bad, honestly
iris_of_ether: "Collaborative Art"
GredGredmansson: @robaphone251 Hammer Fairy and Minecraft Salt are my faves
MegaDosX: It's like Wizard of Oz
Dog_of_Myth: 2020Victory
MegaDosX: Goes from greyscale to colour
robaphone251: i just got terra fire hammer fairy (only through like 5 gyms so i'm excited af)
Mazrae: i think you are already in the redstone update
iris_of_ether: Like a $10-20 dollar word!
Mr_Horrible: ooh, Pentiment
RockPusher: potion19Cozy sergeMoly
artemi7: We already had Let's Nope with that jumpscare earlier
MegaDosX: Not wrong
Cptasparagus: Serge has only given Adam 4 concussions
Fanklok: Petition for Serge permanently Let's Nope
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST
TemporallyAwry: He got a wellness check mid-stream too :p
Mr_Horrible: we respect your sacrifice, Serge
sirspate: better/worse sleep than after Judge Tower, though
MegaDosX: Serge in Phasmophobia was the best
Ritaspirithntr: sergeThankJo
thejadedthief: thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG lrrDOTS lrrSACK_SG
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MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
KWardJenx: Thank you!!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
GredGredmansson: I did not intend for anyone to read that name aloud; its cool
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night, all!@
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG voxlunHug
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSHINE
GredGredmansson: thanks for lovely stream
GredGredmansson: lrrHEART