LurkerSpine: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (Tarkov has been wiped clean, time to start fresh and escape like we always do! Game: Escape From Tarkov) at Sat 11:00 AM PST (11m from now).
accountmadeforants: Holy shit, AGDQ starts tomorrow
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TXC2: Title change!
TXC2: also Hello everybody
LurkerSpine: hullo
Al_Azil3: Freshly poured coffee! Lets espace from Tarkov
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (Tarkov has been wiped clean, time to start fresh and escape like we always do! Game: Escape From Tarkov) at Sat 11:00 AM PST (0s ago).
TheAinMAP: Nice timing.
TXC2: Manae lrrHORN
Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap
ExtraWubs: lonewo174LoneYay
LurkerSpine: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Al_Azil3: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Al_Azil3: Hey manfred! Funko gang getting in here :)
manfred909: morning
Wondermoo: elfunkPopcorn elfunkHeart elfunkPopcorn
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG katesAir lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
Riiiiiiis: wooooop
Al_Azil3: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Riiiiiiis: hello
TXC2: hello Riiiiiiis welcome
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LoadingReadyRun: So... are drops working?
El_Funko: Yep
Wondermoo: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
LoadingReadyRun: Hell yah
Alas_Babylon: Drop it like it's hot
LoadingReadyRun: I'm a real Tarky streamer now!
ShaneLeeAtk: Drops!?
Mazrae: is this the right place for one more or do I need to look over uh........ one more?
Al_Azil3: Hey James and Funko! Good luck today :)
GhostValv: elfunkPopcorn
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Hope y'all like 5 cuties playing Escape from Tarkov, cause we're going all day long. Join James, Serge, Funko, JoeKim, and Dylan for uhhhhhhhhhhhh... One More? | Drops are on, and at some point during the stream James is gonna give away a copy of the game! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1611800936997093376
Arclight_Dynamo: Hot mic?
Mazrae: good day everyonr
Sarah_Serinde: So this intro is still doubled huh?
LoadingReadyRun: whoops
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
GhostValv: elfunkScav
Riiiiiiis: I was wondering if it was on purpose
Sarah_Serinde: Fixed :)
Mangledpixel: boop
Sarah_Serinde: I think it's been like that for the other two recent Tarkov streams too
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
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LoadingReadyRun: Yah, it's the way the audio is setup in OBS. It resets when I switch to this scene
Mangledpixel: time for cuties doing looty shooties
Lord_Hosk: I just got my legendary drop! it was a LoadingReadyRun Pride shirt! If you don't have 20 hours to wait you can buy one at https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrARROWS
Al_Azil3: That is the best shirt
Xed_Regulus: @Lord_Hosk Nicely done
DarkMorford: Hey folks!
TXC2: hello DarkMorford welcome
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW elfunkScav
TXC2: Here we GO!
Didero: Good evening!
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xerjen: ummmmmmmmmm
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
BusTed: Heyo.
TheWriterAleph: hi Jame
Mangledpixel: bonus, yes, little, no
TXC2: it's a one more, not a bonus stream, I don't have to do the clips :p
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thefightnerd: my body is mom's spaghetti
Didero: Isn't THIS his work?
TXC2: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager el_funko: twitch.tv/el_funko JoeKim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
Agu_Sakku: lol
manfred909: did they remove the tree?
manfred909: that sucks
Al_Azil3: Tree is gone
brainbosh: Fuck I goddam HATE that
MrQBear: Oh that's rude as hell
brainbosh: I didn't get ANY craft off
manfred909: Funko chat does
Lord_Hosk: Funko has a chat?
manfred909: apparently
VonShnigglewitz: i knew this was going to happen XD
Lord_Hosk: elfunkGold who knew?
manfred909: yeah news to me elfunkHeart
MrQBear: elfunkPopcorn
LurkerSpine: Early this morning, really
TXC2: so James was off by one? but that's Serge's brand
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Mangledpixel: it's 12th night, that's when you traditionally take down the tree
DiscordianTokkan: And that's why I will never play this game myself
DiscordianTokkan: If they don't respect player's time, I don't respect them.
VonShnigglewitz: team positivity over here :)
Didero: You should start a Tarkov podcast :p
VonShnigglewitz: LOL
dougma: feel bad for joe
Eramis8 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
Eramis8: 44 months. Feels like shorter. Thanks for so much fun.
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Didero: Just do what normal people with opinions do and start shouting at people in the park
anclag: A podcast podcast
Lord_Hosk: You know what the world needs? a countdown to infinity war podcast
goombalax: podcast about not needing more podcasts
SquareDotCube: James says, be boring, or at least don't be a copycat
ExachixKitsune: oh hi
TXC2: just that one room in Elysium with ALL the flame wheels
manfred909: tqsLOL tqsLOL tqsLOL
DiscordianTokkan: Jesus
ExachixKitsune: ORB
manfred909: all trash
Wolfstrike_NL: orbs!
Al_Azil3: Balls for days
dougma: ohhh.... start a podcast about LRR fandom representation of LRR as viewed by LRR......
manfred909: vend them all
MWGNZ: elfunkSup elfunkScav
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge: "They'll come in."
MrQBear: smash each one individually with the butt of your rifle
manfred909: keep one but sell the rest
dougma: BSG would only ever do that if they saw everyone vendor their bulbs and there was none left, then they would bring back the tree....
princess_intell: thanks for soundtracking my minecraft adventures guys
stizzet: lol save for next Christmas so you're set to start crafting hehe
manfred909: what did you call me?
princess_intell: although it is odd seeing James outside of his ancestral homeland, the bottom of a 16 x 16 hole in the ground
brat_the_wurst: holodilnick sounds like an insult to me
TXC2: James just 1000% activated a sleeper agent with that sequence of words :p
Al_Azil3: Lets hope the ping gods are on our side today
princess_intell: i would watch a whole stream of tarkov inventory management
Al_Azil3: Yesterday was rough
goombalax: James you should get a Scav Toque like funko
stizzet: as Funko jinxes the ping
TXC2: princess_intell we probably have one like that on youtube :p
DiscordianTokkan: elfunkScav elfunkGold elfunkScav
MWGNZ: elfunkScav <- like this
Wondermoo: elfunkScav
manfred909: elfunkScav elfunkScav elfunkScav
princess_intell: @TXC2 oooooo
brainbosh: Is that orange and blue or red and blue?
princess_intell: grantpatrick is wearing sandals with socks, shame shame shame
TXC2: is this gun we have an AK shotgun?
stizzet: ooo{i
Agu_Sakku: lol
Sarah_Serinde: Nope
Sarah_Serinde: It's not anything the mods have access to
ExachixKitsune: 3.14
TXC2: "it could be you!"
DoctorHutch: 3
ExachixKitsune: :P
Sarah_Serinde: (please don't start putting numbers in chat)
neonend: is the pain of tarkov truly something you can "win"?
Lord_Hosk: Give it to me, so I can vendor it
Anubis169: x_x
stizzet: wow that's an expensive beenie
manfred909: how much to they go for Hosk?
manfred909: elfunk10k
El_Funko: https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/244?lang=en this page describes how to link your accounts
Anubis169: 5am what timezone?
brainbosh: But drops take 2 1/2 hours to get each instead of 2
Didero: ow that's loud
TXC2: Didero right?
Boiler_bot: shootsmans
neonend: 10x Sprats, 10x aquamari, and somethin else, is a really great early barter for a FLIR
LurkerSpine: Yeah I saw the dust
Arclight_Dynamo: "Nostalgic for Sitcoms" is my Boards of Canada cover band.
TXC2: Wandervision = Too many cooks, but it's an actual show?
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tyrsredritehand: Uuuuuuu, One more escape.
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MrQBear: @Arclight_Dynamo I loved your electro-jazz cover of the Frazier theme.
Boiler_bot: Nice AKM.
Arclight_Dynamo: MrQBear :D
neonend: inb4 emercom camper
neonend: I play in Asia, happens often on PMC
LurkerSpine: I haven't run into it yet this wipe
neonend: Long Line requires kills inside the mall so camping doesn't get em. Only for chumming it would count, and that's at night
neonend: No need for hideout
neonend: Maxed hideout last night
Mangledpixel: they sound like a hideout component though, maybe they put them in for future crafts
neonend: probably for lightkeeper barters or something. Needed for some crafts late
Boiler_bot: So, it's been a long time since I watched Tarkov. What's the "win condition" beyond "don't die lol"?
Didero: Escaping Tarkov, natch Kappa
brainbosh: Win con is "number go up"
manfred909: survive and finish quests
Boiler_bot: Aha, thanks.
ExachixKitsune: Win con is having fun
Arclight_Dynamo: "The real wincon was all the friends we killed along the way."
Wolfstrike_NL: @ExachixKitsune You're allowed to have fun in games :O ?
manfred909: scav Mosin
manfred909: do you need the Makarovs?
neonend: need 2 makarovs for Punisher Part 6
TXC2: Fun is both allowed and mandatory
manfred909: oh thank neonend
SquareDotCube: Is the herring read?
SquareDotCube: red
ExachixKitsune: Wolfstrike_NL : Radical I know :P
neonend: np, punisher 6 is much later though
mitomanox: #praiseJames
goombalax: saury not sorry
TXC2: buying food? in this economy?
Agu_Sakku: I have to turn down stream. Cause it freaks me out while I play my games lol
thelilaclizard: Hi James, just got into this game after watching your + funkos play it forward. Thanks for all your guys tips on getting started, i really love this game
Firnsarwen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
Firnsarwen: It's Tarky Time! Happy New Year everyone!
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Boiler_bot: No negative waves, man
neonend: I stayed up so late to finish the weapon case craft, was so tired
TheAinMAP: joekimHi
TXC2: "always with those negative waves Moriarty!"
Tikosh_: I couldn't even build the bussing tree. 0 violet balls, I had over a dozen silver ones and like 5 or 6 red ones :/
Firnsarwen: I take it the tree is now gone :(
TXC2: Firnsarwen sure is
Firnsarwen: @TXC2 brutal!
neonend: customs safe runs got me 2-3 violets per run usually
neonend: in under 10 minutes
Mazrae: AK M&M
Mangledpixel: AK Marks & Spencer
neonend: Highlighted because in the Buy tab you have the Food Case selected
neonend: it's showing what you can spend toward it
Dergib: oh tarkov. neat. it's been a little while
TXC2: hello Dergib welcome
VonShnigglewitz: @Mazrae as soon as I said it i thought of m&m's lol
Lord_Hosk: That was a lot of cans of food in that other MK3 vest
Dergib: is this a fresh season?
Lord_Hosk: Yeah, about a week in
princess_intell: question for people who wear doc martens: do you polish them?
TXC2: Dergib about a week old yeah
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Dergib: sweet
princess_intell: i like the scuffed up look personally
Sarah_Serinde: They've already done 2 other Tarkov streams this wipe, if that's something you want to go back and watch
neonend: 104 and 110 are safe keys, flash driiiiives
neonend: yeah
neonend: 214 as well
neonend: 214 is for 3 story safe room
neonend: closest to car extract
neonend: you had that too
manfred909: all the dorm keys
TXC2: Risk for the bisque
Dergib: well they just spoke it into existence.
neonend: Dorm keys are: 204 214 (3 story), 104, 110, 105 (2 story)
princess_intell: #blameJames
Nuurgle: JoeKim is out of uniform again, definitely going to die because of it
Jogela: #PraiseFunko
dougma: oh no.... now hash-tag-blame-james will flood chat all day
ninja_theory_ashrams subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
ninja_theory_ashrams: Oops, I accidentally subscribed for 107 months #blameJames
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TXC2: James is a Results based player
Boiler_bot: Donut tragedy
DoctorHutch: confirmation bias is always right
beowuuf: i've never had a failure when i've leaned in to confirmation bias MiniK
Dergib: blame james floods the chat at least once a stream he is on. lol
Jogela: @Dergib In contrary to his land curse
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neonend: need 4 total
neonend: each person
neonend: Friends from the West isn't locked behind flash drives anymore though
neonend: that was bottleneck previous wipes
Dergib: how far is everyone from lvl. 20?
manfred909: Joe and Funko can drink
Dergib: funko only 21? slacking. lol
neonend: then open the room opposite that for another safe
neonend: Safe room 104 is the section of the building blocked off so you have to go out then in
goombalax: they waltzed in!
MWGNZ: rayfkWelp
TheAinMAP: joekimRIP
Lord_Hosk: woops
Didero: This game needs team sleeve patches or something
grgriffin3: That's a bad beat
neonend: 5-man is the hardest honestly
Didero: "EXP 404" :p
TXC2: wow, funko hadn't even finished speaking it before the universe made it happen :p
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: whelp
Agu_Sakku: nelindePug nelindePug nelindePug nelindePug nelindePug
Al_Azil3: elfunkSad
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Radjack: Good evening from Edinburgh! Happy new year everyone! :D
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Dergib: they just walked in like they were part of the group. well played them
Arclight_Dynamo: FWIW, it really did look like they were your buds. Just ran with you rather than shooting you at first.
JumbahJawn: James do you like they Steyr?
Mangledpixel: @Arclight_Dynamo they presumably were also surprised that James wasn't one of them
Dergib: there was 3 we saw
Dergib: is there a limit to players in customs?
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KingKuPaa: whatup gamers (TM)
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neonend: 13 players in Customs I think
stizzet subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
stizzet: happy Tarkov day!
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TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Agu_Sakku: nikkikSwols nikkikSwols nikkikSwols nikkikSwols nikkikSwols
SquareDotCube: "such is life in the zone"
neonend: reshala guards are guaranteed FIR blackrocks too
neonend: don't think kektape can be dropped in raid anyway
ExachixKitsune: Uno mas
Raincoast_Bear: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:55.
neonend: I got the FLIR sv98 scav twice last wipe
Raincoast_Bear: Hi LRR and Friends. I hear JoeKim and El-Funko
TXC2: hello Raincoast_Bear welcome
TXC2: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager el_funko: twitch.tv/el_funko JoeKim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
Mangledpixel: the handy dandy chat commandy
TXC2: no worries!
MWGNZ: spongebob case
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SquareDotCube: You're on an island James. As is Serge. :p
Angreed66: Technically all land on earth is islands
grgriffin3: Island. Is land.
Angreed66: As all the land is surrounded by water even the continents
Dergib: is bitcoin still the most expensive item?
neonend: moonshine for scav case is great, but also you can barter moonshine for the best NVGs
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: whats a sledgehammer for chat
grgriffin3: Sledgehammer? Time to go Triple H on some scavs!
neonend: building the gym
neonend: It's a 5x2 item
Tikosh_: whisper me, where does it spawn in Interchange o.O
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: cheers
Mangledpixel: set g_saberrealisticcombat 1 :p
TXC2: fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn you rang? Kappa
Raincoast_Bear: No Bear hat? Ok.
neonend: Back warehouses it spawns, all over the place
neonend: any industrial spawn
Raincoast_Bear: I wanna be your sledgehammer Why don't you call my name? Ah oh, let me be your sledgehammer This will be my testimony Yeah (yeah)
stizzet: Joe, the hammer whisperer
neonend: makarov only worth 8k, really bad pickup lol
Lord_Hosk: 10K
manfred909: elfunk10k
MWGNZ: elfunk10k
neonend: I meant the second one was the bad pickup haha
neonend: first is free space
neonend: That has BP in it
neonend: FIR 103 always has BP
manfred909: nice
Tikosh_: I have too much stuff.. should I do the insane thing for the first time and get a *fourth* junk box O.o
Lord_Hosk: its still worth 10K
MWGNZ: hd-dvd drives are still worthless Kappa
Dergib: ah, the tarkov tetris
Lord_Hosk: have you tried just... Selling everything?
grgriffin3: I'm going to need an explanation for those horse statuettes.
manfred909: barter trades
MWGNZ: all PMCs are secretly horse girls
TXC2: they're horses, who doesn't like horses?
grgriffin3: You know what? Fair
Tikosh_: Sounds like a Viva La Dirt League video with that horse statue.. from their Tarkov Logic series
ghyllnox: (What's head-eyes'ed(
Firnsarwen: I adore Viva la Dirt League, and their tarky stuff is great, Joe!
Raincoast_Bear: The horse statuettes are Tarkov's My Little Pony figures. The operatives are all secretly Bronies.
ghyllnox: Ah, ty
Firnsarwen: @Tikoshnpc man, which is their other series_ yeahm joe called it epic
Firnsarwen: @Tikosh_ ok, trying to type one handed messed up the message LUL I was saying yeah, Joe called it "Epic NPC Man" which is VLDL's other series xD
Lord_Hosk: elfunk10k you say?
manfred909: that ranger suppressor only goes on the 20inch barrel. the other two go on 16 inch
neonend: peas are great. energy and hydration 1 slot
JoeKim: yes viva la dirt is their technical name
JoeKim: but most folks know them better as Epic NPC Man
Tikosh_: just bought my 4th junk box O_O
TXC2: for one day only in March 14th Kappa
Tikosh_: imagine if the current drops give you balls now
TXC2: wow I just no scoped that day being a Tuesday :p
manfred909: sell guns you can rebuy
Mangledpixel: sell guns that don't spark joy
RealGamerCow: My advice is uhhhhh get good?
RealGamerCow: JK :D
Jogela: Just go full melee, no guns needed when you have arms LUL
RayFK: OH BOY IT'S TARKY TIME
TXC2: Hello RayFK
RayFK: Hey TXC
Al_Azil3: Tarky malarky
TXC2: ricky ticky tarkov time!
RayFK: Good, how have the runs been?
RayFK: "Protect the Baby" more like it Joe
manfred909: they haven't escaped yet
Al_Azil3: First customs run was chefs kiss
Raincoast_Bear: I loved those ViP missions back in the early CS days.
rocketjohn: VIB
Al_Azil3: Biggest jinx
RayFK: Dylan says real great and I DON'T believe him
RayFK: THAT I believe
DiamondMX: Afternoon boys, how goes the Tarky?
RayFK: It might be confirmation bias but it seems like Dylan always gets out alive
TXC2: Hello DiamondMX welcome
Al_Azil3: Funko blasted out a good jinx and Joe and James were dead about 5 sec after it
TXC2: "go into your BIOS" is a red flag for me :p
RayFK: I also need to do that, but I bought a PS5 so uhhh
RayFK: May have fucked up
manfred909: send me you old gpu then James
goombalax: have the 4090 sticking halfway out your case
Lord_Hosk: 30 series graphics cards are dropping $25-50 per month right now
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Raincoast_Bear: I need more RAM and maybe a better GPU but my machine is in weird case so without some research I don't know what will fit.
Lord_Hosk: 3070s have dropped $300 since summer
TXC2: Lord_Hosk problem is how many of those are former crypto mining cards?
manfred909: gpu swap is my next plan
RayFK: Serge has to stay alive to get a goddamned Rig
Raincoast_Bear: @TXC2 All of them?
Didero: @Raincoast_Bear My case is like a decade old, and my 1660Ti only barely fits, so newer cards probably don't
TXC2: Baldrash Raincoast_Bear ah the duality of chat Kappa
Raincoast_Bear: @Raincoast_Bear I think mine is alos a 16xx and the case is "legion" cube design.
Lord_Hosk: Txc2 I would rather have a crypto mining card than a random card, crypto miners undervolt cards to make them more efficient. Those cards were investments.
Mushbie: I sure paid a lot for my RTX2080ti when it was new, but it's still doing fine. So despite 20xx not being a "good" gen, I sure have gotten a lot out of it.
Lord_Hosk: Also any time someone has actually done testing on mining cards they have shown that they aren't "used up" in any way. its just people saying "I bought a card off Ebay and it was crap, must be a mining card"
Tikosh_: How the heck did I buy a 4th junk box and my stash is still full?!
TXC2: Lord_Hosk fair enough
Juliamon: Tikosh_ Time to admit you're a hoarder
MrQBear: @Tikosh_ Your stash isn't full of junk, but of precious, valuable things that you love
EikoandMog: @Lord_Hosk Mining cards are typically undervolted for heat purposes.
Baldrash: My 1070's showing its age a bit. This year might be the time to upgrade.
MrQBear: @Tikosh_ Also what juliamon said
Tikosh_: @Juliamon but I just bought it, put a lot of stuff in there.. and my stash didn't get emptier
TXC2: Baldrash I have a 1050 and no chance of upgrading :p
Tikosh_: I know I am a hoarder. I am also a rat o.o
Lord_Hosk: Mushbie I think a lot of the 20 series getting a bad wrap was it came out in the glut of the first crypto crash and no games had raytracing yet so the big selling point wasn't being used.
TXC2: Tikosh_ isn't a rat that hoards just a squirrel ?
Raincoast_Bear: Actually my GPU is GTX 1060...so yeah I could an upgrade if it will fit...
Baldrash: Oof. Yeah, I'll have to do some saving to get anything done. I think my CPU (i5-6700K) is proving to be more of a bottleneck than anything, so I'll probably do CPU/mobo if nothing else.
Tikosh_: What a majestic scav :O https://puu.sh/Jw0Wq/8a5c1d3a36.png
Spanked42: herring is 40k?
Raincoast_Bear: Even the NPCs can't tell the players from the non-players.
Mushbie: @Lord_Hosk that sounds very possible
Nuurgle: treat it like it's 1991 and Book It!
CheskiLite: I'm still part of the very few who haven't played this game yet
BusTed: Ouch.
Lord_Hosk: There are a LOT of people who aren't playing this
TXC2: I also have not played this game
Spanked42: This is such a niche game lmao
BillTheCat: I don't understand how this game works
grgriffin3: I have also not played this game yet, which is strange because this seems like a game that is laser-targeted at my interests.
Tikosh_: @BillTheCat don't die, get loot
Raincoast_Bear: Oh, ok! I'd try it one.
Lord_Hosk: a lot of people like to watch it played but have no interest in playing
Spanked42: "do you like pain? YES!? Tarkov is for you!"
mackstashmarshall: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Nuurgle: it's just infinite fetch quests
kainboa: this is one of those games where i find it enjoyable to watch it, but will Never in a million years play it myself
Boiler_bot: Yeah, same.
omdorastrix: As fun as it is to watch - I'm not quite sure I need another game sitting in my backlog
EikoandMog: I don't know why this game grabs me sometimes but it does.
Al_Azil3: Thumbs crossed for a reserve raid at some point :D
Spanked42: You're on PART 9!?
whiskey_and_rye: @kainboa exactly. I watch for the streamers, not for the game
Spanked42: I can't get a stupid 870 stck for part 4!
neonend: @Spanked42 kill raiders on labs/reserve, some of the RIP shotgun raiders have it
neonend: Gunsmith 14 has a loot-only pistol grip that's a pain to find, and 17 requires Peacekeeper 4, that's where I'm stuck
BrightstormRising: I'm sorry, is that a bussing Trimble?
brainbosh: The MFD
neonend: Military Flash Drive
neonend: Fence has them occasionally
Lord_Hosk: I have 37 of James' dogtags, I don't play with him, Im just actively hunting him in game.
BrightstormRising: "in game."
EikoandMog: I need to sell a lot more stuff to Peacekeeper for LL2.
EikoandMog: Level 11 so it's coming up!
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neonend: 545 ak going hard early wipe this wipe. the PS buff was real
mackstashmarshall: lrrSHINE elfunkHeart lrrSHINE
VonShnigglewitz: @neonend PP all the way ;)
BusTed: joekimRIP
RayFK: I for one love my friend Joekim Kim
EikoandMog: I got 2 AK buttpads as my common.
stizzet: it does make it easier when talk about Jo and Joe Kim in the same chat.
TXC2: stizzet right?
ghoti12890: i predict funko gets 4 more PMC kills this round!
atinyspacemarine: Does watching multiple streams still work for drops?
MWGNZ: boost that pmc kill stat
MWGNZ: works for better uptime, but doesnt make it faster
atinyspacemarine: Gotcha, makes sense
TXC2: so we doing fraud?
BusTed: need a ban list
neonend: honestly it's probably china server.
MWGNZ: pims been looking in to that with no luck
neonend: It's in the Asia list though. I live in Japan. "Asia" gives you singapore and china "also"
neonend: separate servers just let you specify for people in china to not get philipines/japan/etc. Is my guess
stizzet: @txc2 when are they not committing/willing to commit insurance fraud?
neonend: From Tokyo my worst ping is Singapore and China
TXC2: I get why China might be sperate, why would Singapore be on it's own?
TXC2: stizzet when indeed
neonend: No idea, likely because the ISP routing is wonky there
goombalax: if it has memory leaks is it better to shut it down every once in a while?
neonend: They did "all asia" and tons of people from certain parts of the region couldn't play at all
TXC2: neonend huh, ok then
neonend: I think breaking out singapore and china was a bandaid, because they had Asia only for like, 2 days, tons of people couldn't play from china/singapore
DiscordianTokkan: Papa Tarka
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manfred909: like the God Father
Tikosh_: El "Tarkov Daddy" Funko
neonend: and I was getting 180/200ping from Tokyo
Lord_Hosk: Funko, you have that extra emote slot... how about Tarkov Daddy?
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Lord_Hosk: "Funko is my Tarkov Daddy"- elfunkGold
Laurence72: But plastic is SO TASTY!!!
Al_Azil3: Best thing you have said all day Lord_Hosk :D
3 raiders from A_Damned_Soul have joined!
TXC2: hello raiders
A_Damned_Soul: Hi all
Al_Azil3: Three damned souls eh?
TXC2: hello A_Damned_Soul welcome
A_Damned_Soul: Monster Hunter World
A_Damned_Soul: thank you for welcoming me, and we did indeed have fun :)
TheMandrew: a baby genius even
BrowneePoints: someone add that to quotes before We forget, or clip it
goombalax: I feel you Joe, my cat also tries to eat plastic
manfred909: elfunkScav
Boiler_bot: "noooo bring it back!"
BrowneePoints: we need to save that to torture james with for posterity
Spanked42: can you not get the sledgehammer on the market?
Al_Azil3: Oooh potentially sweaty interchange run
Spanked42: BOO
A_Damned_Soul: what kind of pizza?
MrQBear: damnit I forgot that serge made me want pizza yesterday
BrowneePoints: I ordered Burritos but they didn't give me enough Salsa Verde
BrowneePoints: Hot Take: Seafood Lasagna>Regular Lasagna
MrQBear: @BrowneePoints Friend, I understand you.
rocketjohn: @BrowneePoints which seafood do you use for that?
BrowneePoints: @rocketjohn shrimp and crabmeat is the most common
Lord_Hosk: I extracted them from the city of Tarkov!
rocketjohn: @BrowneePoints that does sound great. I have many good sources of crabs locally, mabe it would also work with cockles or whelks instead of shrimp.
BrowneePoints: Seafood Lasagna is USUALLY Shrimp/Crab and a bechamel with fresh herbs instead of a bolognese
Tikosh_: I bought one at a highway store in Germany.. for some reason on a highway in the west instead of east which was weird
Lord_Hosk: Also you can get them on Amazon
Tikosh_: tastes like high fat content
BusTed: NotLikeThis
TXC2: what the heck is that item?
MWGNZ: @TXC2 streamer item
TXC2: MWGNZ of course it is
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TXC2: !events
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LurkerSpine: man I need to level up fence rep
BrowneePoints: I have made a mistake
manfred909: lairofCoffee
neonend: @LurkerSpine don't grind for 6.0, it's not worth it
Aarek: wait serge wants coffee?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is the most anxious walking simulator ive ever seen
BrowneePoints: The burrito place didn't give me enough salsa verde so I used some of their salsa rojo(picante)
TheAwkes: This scav really needs to spend more time cleaning his nails.
BrowneePoints: I forgot how intense this taqueria's salsa picante is
TXC2: !break
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viperion_nz: @TheAwkes #Priorities #SelfCare #MeFirst
Raincoast_Bear: Dependable Serge lrrSERGE
EikoandMog: Chat, name my second Junkbox.
BrowneePoints: as a condolences to my now on fire and in pain mouth, I DID order Horchata
Laurence72: Junk Trunk?
BrowneePoints: and Horchata is delicious
PharaohBender27: 2 Junk, 2 Furious?
EikoandMog: 2 junk 2 furious wins
viperion_nz: @EikoandMog Dangit I was going for Junk 2: Electric Junkaloo
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:10:53.
BrowneePoints: Boxinator 2: Junkment Day
BrowneePoints: or wait was that 3
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Raincoast_Bear: JUnk 2: Junk Harder
TXC2: BrowneePoints that was the 2nd movie
Raincoast_Bear: Junks
TXC2: Junk 2, junk harder
Raincoast_Bear: Episode II: The Junk Wars
Juliamon: junk box party pack
EikoandMog: @Juliamon Saving this for my 3rd.
Gascitygaming: yo
TXC2: and we're back
Gascitygaming: benginJam
Raincoast_Bear: Dear friends, Once More!
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: check if breach is clear beffore entering
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
Raincoast_Bear: Jmes Turner School of Speed Eating!
CAKHost: May your inventory management be swift.
Laurence72: The music has successfully extraxted?
CAKHost: Usually music just departs as a wave form and you can't hear it anymore. Kappa
Raincoast_Bear: A Gyoza could be a meal if it's big eough...
EikoandMog: @Raincoast_Bear I've seen this. It was miserable, apparently.
manfred909: is Serge Thor?
Raincoast_Bear: Serge is the Asgardian god of coffee and minecraft.
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Raincoast_Bear: lrrSERGE unarmeGameplay
barefax: you think any platforms will pick Tarkov up ? Steam / Epic / Blizzard
EikoandMog: Hmm. Should I go with 1911s or P226 for pistol questing?
manfred909: 1911s for the swag value
Juliamon: Ikea
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a tradeoff - the greater discoverability may make up for the lost per-unit revenue.
Arclight_Dynamo: And, yeah, there was a Hyundai forklift I saw earlier this stream.
EikoandMog: Ehh, Tarcola is legally distinct.
creasehearst: cola in and of itself is not protected to coca cola, as an example pepsi cola is a thing
chaostreader: I imagine many of the guns would maybe need to have names changed.
the_one_and_only_kim: Tarkov would have a VERY high refund rate if it were on Steam, so that would be a factor
creasehearst: it might be more iffy if combined with the color scheme
TXC2: it'll be Ireland if it's in Euros
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Raincoast_Bear: I'm not keen on giving money to Russians right now.
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
TXC2: also Ireland for tax reasons
DoktorNik: So - Originally based out of russian and when they first launched, and were removed from being a valid vendor for the major CC companies due to breaking EU Laws in terms of refunds. So they now meet EU Regulations and are based out of the UK almost soley so CC companies will allow them to exist
creasehearst: sanctions against Russia because of the Ukraine situation might be a bigger roadblock to getting onto Steam, though that might just result more in localized blockages of being able to purchase EFT
Laurence72: "I thought you said printer!"
neonend: their payment processor is xsolla
dwchief: So sad I have to sell my ornaments - was like 2 balls away from a weapons case
TXC2: 2021 didn't happen
Riiiiiiis: time is an illusion
neonend: this is my 3rd wipe
PharaohBender27: Welcome to how one experiences time in the 2020s
chrono2x: haha
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
BusTed: "No!"
CAKHost: XD
BrightstormRising: Wow, mean.
RayFK: WOW THANKS JOE
RayFK: FUCK
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: fffffuuuuuuuu....
BusTed: 😬
TXC2: remember: that's FILMED chat, not when it was first shown
CheskiLite: Now that I'm reminded of Road Quest, time to binge the whole series again
RayFK: It is only my respect for Heather and not demonotizing vods that I do not hop into discord and tell you to get fucked <3
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, they've sworn Jordan, it's fine
manfred909: don't let that stop you Jordan. they need a "man in the van"
Laurence72: Know what you can use a rubber band for? Attaching that thing to your gun, James!
TXC2: RayFK I like how respect for Heather comes first
MWGNZ: Jordan has good threat recognition
neonend: vertical audio in interchange is utterly effed this wipe
Statist42: hi friends! lrrSHINE
TXC2: hello Statist42 welcome
ritchards: are people getting plenty of drops?
Statist42: am I reading the shedule correctly? is this stream going for another 5hours?! :O
TXC2: !events
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Juliamon: The stream is going as long as James wants. There's nothing else on the schedule today.
TXC2: Statist42 yeah that looks about right
Creideiki_SE: lrrHERE
chrono2x: Is this a group of 4 or 5?
TXC2: chrono2x 5
chrono2x: @TXC2 thanks
manfred909: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
MWGNZ: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
Sorator13: that's a lotta bullets
TheAinMAP: elfunkPopcorn
Wondermoo: elfunkPopcorn
MWGNZ: elfunkSickest
Sorator13: "i love helmets!"
YourGirlMandy: this is so intense!
Sorator13: "if you land on the trailer hitch, you don't break your leg"
Sorator13: that's certainly a sentence
Sorator13: truth! :D
Laurence72: You won't break, but you'll walk with a hitch in your step afterwards =P
MrQBear: @Laurence72 lrrWOW
Sorator13: pff
TXC2: Laurence72 boooo Kappa
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Dandinstorm12: Tarkhov? Don't you mean murder Tetris?
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Laurence72: Thank you, thank you =)
neonend: incoming impact nade
neonend: lol
viperion_nz: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CAKHost: How would it feel if randomly an injury noise was replace with Yoshi's "Owawawawawaoh!"?
dwchief: now for the sad realization - ragman doesnt progress until you do the 25 scav kills there now :(
Raincoast_Bear: elfunkSup elfunkScav lrrSERGE DarkKnight feliciaTeam feliciaLimit feliciaLess
Sorator13: James, flashlight!
neonend: tac device on shotgunnnnn
Laurence72: ^^
BusTed: same
Dandinstorm12: welp
gsyhiap: Dylan Moran
TXC2: Dylan Tomas ?
TheMandrew: Luke Perry (RIP) played Dylan on 90210
goombalax: "Dylan! You son of a Bitch"! - Predator
circusofkirkus: his last name is actually Zimmerman anyways
BlackIsis: Please, Uncle Robert
SnackPak_: good ol Bobby D
Dandinstorm12: Dillon Kelley
Lord_Hosk: I just got a Legendary Drop, it was... Serge's Dogtag. COME ON Tarkov thats a common drop!
TXC2: that's Dara O'brian
RayFK: What a riveting conversation
Dandinstorm12: heh
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk lrrWOW
gsyhiap: @TXC2 Ooh, that's what they meant!
BusTed: Heheh.
Boiler_bot: More Gundam chat, pls.
DiscordianTokkan: Black Books, the classic british series written by Hatsune Miku
Sorator13: Dylan O'Brien is the actor who played Stiles in Teen Wolf
Dandinstorm12: booo
BusTed: rayfkLurk
Dandinstorm12: Wheee
SnackPak_: @DiscordianTokkan Miku's pivot to java development really was amazing lrrBEEJ
Sorator13: LUL
Driosenth: Do UK comedians do standup tours? Or do they just circle around the Game/Talk-show circuit?
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown seabatClap
Boiler_bot: They do both.
TXC2: Driosenth both
gsyhiap: @Driosenth both
Dandinstorm12: Mosen mosen mosen
Dandinstorm12: sesame
Sorator13: mosen mosen mosen, rawhide!
Laurence72: Look! Up in the sky! Just as fast as the speeding bullets he fires! More powerful than Scav ammo! I's... MOSEN MAN!
viperion_nz: Unfortunately you can't ever get the Infantry Mosin out of those green boxes because it's 6 long, you'll only get the Carbine
Dandinstorm12: Leroy Serge Yager
Dandinstorm12: Serge Leroy Yager
Dandinstorm12: both work
LurkerSpine: 5 players loaded in maybe?
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
viperion_nz: If the tree's gone I assume Santa's gone as well
TXC2: Dylan COULD be Santa, you don't know
Dandinstorm12: Dylan Cozens?
LurkerSpine: anyone check underground?
B4rberblacksheep: Straight to Ho Ho Hell
Laurence72: Santa can't put you on the Naughty List if he's dead
Laurence72: James! FLASHLIGHT!!!
Krat_Arona: Tim Allen begs to differ @Laurence72
Tikosh_: I have found 1 tank battery on a scav run this time.. but only had a t-bag and couldn't find a bigger one :'(
neonend: Sprut
viperion_nz: The 2U is the flashlight only I think
Raincoast_Bear: Choke
Sorator13: I keep thinking I would love to play Tarkov, and then I remember that 1. I'm *terrible* at shooters, and 2. I don't know nearly enough about guns
MrGibberish: Hello friends! lrrAWESOME
TXC2: hello MrGibberish welcome
Laurence72: I'm bad at shooters, but I think I would enjoy the sneaking and looting part
neonend: @Sorator13 You can be successful in tarkov while being bad at shooters, but it really requires a lot of dying and being bad for awhile before it starts to click. It rewards the time you put in, but you *have* to put the time in
viperion_nz: The GPUs in Big Red too (same room, different place in the room)
TXC2: time to get Swol!
circusofkirkus: is the ski mask necessary for optimal gains
Boiler_bot: This seems silly.
Dandinstorm12: silly
TheMerricat: Evening chat! Evening James and Co.! How goes the Great Escape? Has Steve McQueen shown up yet?
BusTed: Cool.
TXC2: pro tip for this IRL: do this on the floor, you're less likely to tear a pec
CAKHost: Of course. XD
TXC2: hello TheMerricat welcome
ghyllnox: You didn't have a spotter I guess
Laurence72: That's why you should have a spotter?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Dandinstorm12: Thanks James
Sorator13: have a good one @TXC2 !
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
Taulton: Bye!
Dandinstorm12: lrrHEART
TheMerricat: Have a good one! @TXC2
Juliamon: I'm here
Sarah_Serinde: More or less
CAKHost: Good night TXC2!
SergeYager: i count :D
CheskiLite: Serge counts
SergeYager: (i guess)
Dandinstorm12: at least one
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
manfred909: tqsLOL
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TheMerricat: The mods will always be here in our hearts James. ALWAYS.
Dandinstorm12: wooow
Anubis169: <3
Anubis169: hehehehe
Dandinstorm12: also Anubis
Sarah_Serinde: Sweet
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Diabore: i am hype
Aarek: Stand against the devil!
ghyllnox: Woot!
CAKHost: \o/
lemmel: oh sweet!
Sarah_Serinde: For very understandable reasons
Anubis169: Watch & Play!!
BusTed: seabatClap
Anubis169: Garbage day!!
Critterbot: Woo watch and play! I've been missing it!
Al_Azil3: Love that Alex is showing up more and more
Dandinstorm12: for reason reasons
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFRUMP
Anubis169: bahahahahaa
Diabore: SERGE
Dandinstorm12: bro
CAKHost: Graham and Chat bring the Watch, Alex does a play, maybe?
thefightnerd: salty serge
Diabore: you cant say it out loud!
TheMandrew: lrrJUDGE
thefightnerd: this serge is high in sodium
Spacecarl: ohshit it's on my every other wednesday off. thats sweeeet
viperion_nz: He just says it like he sees it, #NoFilter
Sarah_Serinde: It's real effective when Graham does it
JadedCynic: ^^^
TheMerricat: I still think Ian's joke about having more health than Graham is the strongest one. :P
Sarah_Serinde: That was a good one
Diabore: @TheMerricat this one sent me
Raincoast_Bear: Graham made the joke, "I lost a bet..."
Spacecarl: you gotta time it right
Dandinstorm12: wait was that my computer?
Sorator13: @Dandinstorm12 no
Anubis169: Serge do you want a modpack for that?
Dandinstorm12: @Sorator13 :)
Mushbie: the one that killed me was Kathleen describing Graham as "A 12 year old cop"
Tripleyew: Variously ‘morning and ‘afternoon Funko, Serge, James, JoeKim, and… Fugi? And howdy all
Juliamon: Dylan
Juliamon: not Fugi
Tripleyew: How goes the escaping?
Sorator13: we are currently looking for a census document for a quest
Tripleyew: Thanks, @juliamon I couldn’t remember who they’d said might be on today
Juliamon: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
Dandinstorm12: Dylan "Not Dylan Cozens"
Raincoast_Bear: Dill N Pickles.
Sorator13: that was the store owner
Sorator13: they wanted to keep their gummy worms
Dandinstorm12: makes sense, gummy worms right?
Sorator13: gummy worms are a critical resource
Dandinstorm12: yikes
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
Sorator13: oof
SnackPak_: oofa
Boiler_bot: Oh dear
Raincoast_Bear: doofa
Dandinstorm12: both oofa and doofa
TheMerricat: That was fast. You were there then you weren't
Sorator13: So what is it about Streets that causes the FPS and rubberbanding issues? just a big map?
Sorator13: ah, just hasn't been optimized yet?
neonend: @Sorator13 runs pretty well offline, just a lot of entities
Sorator13: Oh, you keep your armband on death? that's nice, at least.
neonend: so online tends to rubberband trying to catch everything up to everyone. most players on streets of any other map in tarkov
Dandinstorm12: rubberband push
Sorator13: @neonend gotcha
MrQBear: @dandinstorm12 time to break out the rubber band guns, as it were?
Dandinstorm12: yup
Dandinstorm12: 443
circusofkirkus: x4
Laurence72: We can make it of we try! Just the two of us...
CAKHost: Just the collective of us
Saintnex: You, me and legion
Dandinstorm12: ok 440 now, some people clearly don't like that song lol
Dandinstorm12: Right?
CAKHost: I like the long. c:
CAKHost: Ben is a good influence.
ritchards: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:16 PM
duskcheetah: that sounds like fun!
Raincoast_Bear: Time for the twice monthly MtG Pre-Pre-Pre release?
CAKHost: Tarkyday is a fun word. XD
Dandinstorm12: James is making the bold suggestion of trusting the community
SquareDotCube: I'd like to see a community Minecraft day myself
SquareDotCube: we haven't had that kind of opportunity since... 2015-ish
Raincoast_Bear: You know what was really entertaining? That LRR Fortnite stream for last month. You guys exploring no-build Fortnite was hilarious.
Raincoast_Bear: Cool Beans!
kaziel0: Yay Fortnites!
Laurence72: We need more land boat travels
CAKHost: Have you tried to get the Unicorn since last stream?
Tikosh_: I didn't watch that one.. did you play the battle royal one or the original pve version
Dandinstorm12: technically
Aarek: yes, its just not very updated
RayFK: Yo someone say no build Fortnite?
Raincoast_Bear: Fortnite is cool that way. What cars to run on water and boats to drive on land? Sure!
SergeYager: we outtie
SquareDotCube: heh, Minecraft battle royale but everyone fights via boat on land
Dandinstorm12: did you died @SergeYager ?
SquareDotCube: Oooh! Minecraft BR, but everyone rides a minecart though a multi-branched loop
manfred909: elfunkSad
DiscordianTokkan: elfunkSad
Ashton: Nooo, your bleach!
CAKHost: Muligan?
Dandinstorm12: oof the bleach
Tikosh_: that gurgle made me think they were dead, too
CheskiLite: One more?
duskcheetah: I had a player scav attack me point-blank on Reserve yesterday... except he whiffed every shot and I took the -0.10 fence penalty for killing him.
yuan42: honestly watching these streams have made me want to get this game more than any "big name streammer"
neonend: ballet lover requires the underpass key
manfred909: that was a change for thie wipe Joe
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Aarek: be a real gamer, load 9 then a tracer, 9 then a tracer, and 7 with 3 tracers at the bottom
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Dandinstorm12: Cole Porter agrees
neonend: Glasses were half my shooter born in heaven kills last wipe
neonend: ps12b in the revolver is absurd
SuddenlyPandas: how are you enjoying the game? Played off an on for a few years but could never commit to a wipe
Lord_Hosk: The servers aren't great but thats really a this specific group issue
neonend: this wipe is good. Streets is rough, interchange and reserve are *really* difficult with the audio bugs
MWGNZ: less jank streets or international servers
CAKHost: Huh I can see the pattern in my rug better now. (She says, forgetting about pointillism. XD Just looked at the latch hook rug I have been making with some distance.)
Aarek: also adding arena may pull some more of the sweaty people out of the map
Boiler_bot: "Mr Anderson. Surprised to see me?"
DiscordianTokkan: @CAKHost Hooray pattern progress!
Dandinstorm12: open up google maps and find me the lie!
SuddenlyPandas: @Lord_Hosk have the servers ever been good?
CAKHost: @CAKHost :D
manfred909: tqsEgg tqsEgg
MWGNZ: tqsEgg
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dragonflare9: more that one? sure
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neonend: Living High Part 2 needs an egg
neonend: Ragman level 30ish
dragonflare9: than*
SuddenlyPandas: the new map looks pretty cool
dragonflare9: @SuddenlyPandas it's great when you don't get awful rubberbanding
Dandinstorm12: yikes
MWGNZ: elfunkSad Joe
neonend: @SuddenlyPandas New map is sweet, performance needs some work but it's a cool new take on tarkov play
SuddenlyPandas: @SuddenlyPandas I really hope they're able to fix that soon.
neonend: I don't think it'll be soon, but mid-wipe will probably get the first optimization patch (similar to lighthouse progress). This map runs better than lighthouse on release though, so that's promising
dragonflare9: sweep and clear, sweep and clear
manfred909: tqsClap
CAKHost: *Gunshot* You got Mail! Tarkov Edition XD
viperion_nz: Special Express (Buckshot) Delivery
brainbosh: I thought oscopes were just really common now
EkuDeku: OScopes are more common this wipe
EkuDeku: It's sniper scav mid map
SuddenlyPandas: monkaS live Dillon
brainbosh: I went down that road earlier and got sniped ><
MWGNZ: elfunkPopcorn
DiscordianTokkan: elfunkPopcorn
dragonflare9: elfunkPopcorn
Painfully_Dyslexic: is there any lore in Tarkov? or is it just survive?
Dandinstorm12: yikes
dragonflare9: there is some big lore in this patch
brainbosh: they have an entire video series
Mazrae: the lore is to survive
thefightnerd: "when the game is released" which will be in 2136
dragonflare9: and chronicles of Ryzhiy
DiscordianTokkan: It shows HOW some of the bathrooms got so messed up!
Al_Azil3: Resort!
teaspoonC: once upon a time "no gurlz allowed" was part of the lore but I think/hope that got walked back?
dragonflare9: Lightkeeper is actually kinda important because he seems to working with the cult
EkuDeku: Streets of Tarkir?
RayFK: Streets of Tarkir?
Eywind: Streets of Tarkir, the most ambitious crossover
Juliamon: ok good I didn't imagine that
neonend: p226 gunsmith very easy
Mazrae: isnt there a way to watch two streams at the same time or did twitch get rid of it
Raincoast_Bear: Escape from Dooty, the Toddler Parental Sim.
Dergib: it's squad stream and i think so. or just no one uses it anymore
Raincoast_Bear: @Mazrae I just open another browser window.
Dandinstorm12: nice
Raincoast_Bear: I think everone has to partner for squad stream?
MWGNZ: @Raincoast_Bear correct
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Mazrae: thank you @beowuuf
Dergib: who else is striming in this group? funko?
neonend: resort audio kinda wonky this wipe, be advised
Juliamon: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
RayFK: You can find them all at twitch.tv/RayFK for sure.
neonend: gotta go top of west for signal
RayFK: I got a laugh, I'll take it
Dergib: getting the i guess you can follow them too. lol
RayFK: Oh I thought you were talking about Age
CheskiLite: @RayFK Same
Dergib: Can you still sometimes get a gun that doesn't actually work because parts as a scav?
CheskiLite: You grabbed a flashlight right?
ghyllnox: Paperclip
SquareDotCube: Stapler
Raincoast_Bear: A toys dinosaur
7gorobei: ltt screwdriver
goombalax: phone charger
ghyllnox: Oh, fingers
Sorator13: oh, nice
DiscordianTokkan: I'd say that's 50% there
Mr_Horrible: James's 20 CAD is safe
RayFK: OH MY GOD
Juliamon: LUL
RayFK: HOLY SHIT
MWGNZ: benginDance
RayFK: I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THAT IN YEARS
DiscordianTokkan: Music box??
goombalax: is it playing MEMORY?!
yuan42: jlrrCooltunes
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Mr_Horrible: yeah, that's Memory
EkuDeku: Jordan is a sleeper agent?
CAKHost: !!! I have that same music box! :o
BlackIsis: tweet after this raid
Raincoast_Bear: Backstory: Escape from Tarkov is set in the fictional city of Tarkov, the capital of the Norvinsk Special Economic Zone in Northwestern Russia between the years 2015 and 2026. Political scandals and collapse of corporations have resulted in the social breakdown of Tarkov and warring factions have turned the city into a shell of itself with sections of the city being under control of aggressive locals called "scavs".
beowuuf: you use it to calm snerge during hid first phase
manfred909: it's 9AM
manfred909: 2-3 hrs
manfred909: depending on state
yuan42: 6pm east coast
Arclight_Dynamo: 5.5
JadedCynic: 4.5
Raincoast_Bear: 4:30
Lushian_Cybasi: its 6pm EST here
barefax: 4.5
Arclight_Dynamo: 4.5? Dang. Didn't bother counting. :D
MWGNZ: what about the time difference between east and west nz?
Arclight_Dynamo: Newfoundland has its own 1/2 hour timezone.
ghyllnox: But across the us is more bc hawaii
barefax: NFLD +30min
Mr_Horrible: wideCanadaHappy
JadedCynic: Hi, Joe - from Newfoundland Standard Time
Juliamon: Newfoundland thinks it's sooo special
manfred909: a brisk walk MWGNZ
MWGNZ: correct at 0, we slim
Arclight_Dynamo: Notably, Newfoundland is on Newfoundland time, but Labrador is not.
Juliamon: (it's right)
SquareDotCube: Hello Jade
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jade tqsBORK
CAKHost: I'm 3 hours ahead of Moonbase time. I have to keep reminding myself that. XD
CAKHost: Hi Jade!
JadedCynic: No Serge - Newfoundland sits right on the meridian that divides Atlantic Time from Greenland Time, and rather have a tiny population all dealing with two time zones, everyone decided to just draw a circle around the island and split the difference - happens with a few notable cities, too...
Lord_Hosk: THeres more geese in that line
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Lord_Hosk: HA HA!
SnackPak_: quack! quack! quack!
JadedCynic: hi chat :)
Lushian_Cybasi: Quack! Quack! Quack! Attack!
DiscordianTokkan: sergeCounting
Abavus: doogCLAPPING
Tikosh_: sergePun
RayFK: Do it Joe
Raincoast_Bear: Serge, NFLD has a half hour TZ because that's the closest to the actual solar time in St. John's which was important back in sailing ship days.
RayFK: Fucking BODY him
MWGNZ: subscribe dylan jokes
Laurence72: What do you call a cow that has no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean ground beef.
JadedCynic: @Raincoast_Bear and it's distant enough from anything else in the two normal time zones
Al_Azil3: Resort <3
Kazman20a: where are my grenade bits!!
Raincoast_Bear: Bunch up so you can all get killed by 1 grenade.
neonend: colleagues has to be done in one raid
Lord_Hosk: I was thinking tthe same thing Kazman20a
Raincoast_Bear: Message him on Telegraph for a free gift!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Sarah_Serinde: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
MrQBear: that embarrassing moment where you get killed because your phone gets a message and you forgot to mute it before going into interchange
cmdrud87: BOOM
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Sarah_Serinde: For sending bits to other people ;)
Lokolos: Oh neat. I got a drop, but don't own the game. Lol
Lord_Hosk: Then you get to make up what you got
Dergib: same
Lord_Hosk: What legendary did you get?
Agu_Sakku: Got a drop too, But dont own the game....
creasehearst: the magic of latency
Boiler_bot: huh
MWGNZ: heck yeah dylan taking the role of 'grenade santa'
neonend: p90'd
neonend: that thing is a laserbeam
xantos69: Ok, so what did I miss?
Boon_33: Tweet!
Bearudite: good ole 5.7
Dergib: did we lose anything valuable?
Bearudite: time
neonend: @Dergib doesn't look like it, just an AK and some t3 armor
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The extra long ...One More? stream is still going strong. Join us for Tarkov Drops, friendship, and a bit later this afternoon your chance to win a copy of the game! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1611863525135384577
neonend: quest progress the biggest kick in the pants
ghyllnox: Mow
Sarah_Serinde: katesYell
Baldrash: Gimli aggro is eternal.
Agu_Sakku: TWEET
Juliamon: The tweet is right there
Agu_Sakku: lol
CavemanKellen: hey james!
CavemanKellen: nothing feeling tarkov pain like always
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Tikosh_: you should have 3 reconnects
Lokolos: I need to drive an hour to my parents house. Hopefully I don't miss the giveaway.
Raincoast_Bear: WIsh Joe or Funko were streaming too...
LurkerSpine: that's 1
LurkerSpine: err 2
Mazrae: you got this you got us invested now
goombalax: you have one more connect right?
LurkerSpine: it definitely happened to me
Tikosh_: I had that the last time I joined you on a Tarkov stream
Mazrae: part of me wants to try and win the giveaway but i know that my computer and internet will not run this game well at the moment i will be getting a computer upgrade in march but until then i feel like its best to let someone else that could win it have it
Al_Azil3: Reserve! Reserve!
Mazrae: right now all i have is a 2017 iMac
CheskiLite: If you win can you upgrade to a higher edition and just pay the difference?
Diabore: im not even joining, tarkov seems fun, just not for me
MajorFrostbyte: How do we enter?
MWGNZ: euro works anywhere
Boiler_bot: Weird
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Sarah_Serinde: James do you know *how* you're doing this giveaway yet?
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA
Sorator13: LUL
Sorator13: I like how you said "we can do this in one reconnect" at the start
Tikosh_: my legendary drop was a tac-tec armored rig
MajorFrostbyte: doing science. doing crime.
dragonflare9: @Tikosh_ nice
Sarah_Serinde: It'll be amusing either way :P
goombalax: priceless entertainment value
DiscordianTokkan: If you had just given up, James, we'd never have had the comedy of the airdrp
Tikosh_: I had a weird raid today where I had occasional spikes, 90% of the time it was green.. still kicked me even though no spike took longer than a second
TwitchTVsFrank: bad news vine died years ago
xantos69: James, your pain = great views.
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like quitter talk
Aarek: the real vine is the friends we made along the way
Baldrash: Vine lives on in our hearts.
Mazrae: vine just morphed into tiktok
Sarah_Serinde: Serge gabyLul
Raincoast_Bear: You're in an elevator
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Mazrae: just keep pressing forward
Tikosh_: you wait
Angreed66: try blind navigating?
gsyhiap: miiliBS miiliBS miiliBS miiliBS
Mazrae: you got blindfolded?
EikoandMog: Two moonshine for my legendary!
DiscordianTokkan: Next get the Lav upgraded for the Shitting range too!
gsyhiap: Just kill them an hour into the future 4Head
LurkerSpine: These 10 minute interchange scav runs are so freaking brutal
viperion_nz: Where it says "Get"?
viperion_nz: Oh no that's a quest reward
Al_Azil3: Time for legendary
Agu_Sakku: I'll just watch the stream on my 55inch TV. while I watch from bed.
Al_Azil3: A Tac-tec plate carrier
Al_Azil3: Tier 5 armor is not bad!
viperion_nz: @Agu_Sakku #NotVeryHumbleBrag
Mazrae: are the letters in the [ ] are they a tag or like location?
gualdhar: sup homies
gualdhar: bored, still have three hours left on this train.
Mazrae: a mocha sounds so good but i stopped drinking coffee a couple years ago
gualdhar: been 10 hours so far
gualdhar: got a nice view of the Washington monument right now though
Raincoast_Bear: MAyeb I'll go make a Mocha...
Raincoast_Bear: Maybe
viperion_nz: Nikita, server in Hawaii pls
Raincoast_Bear: MId Pacific server
JadedCynic: Hawaii, then...or maybe Midway Island?
Mangledpixel: depends on how the pipes are set up
Diabore: just get funko to move to canada, easy
CAKHost: So if you can order/preorder the game now; does that mean they finally are working on a quest to "Escape from Tarkov"?
MWGNZ: one for the pacific one for the atlantic
SquareDotCube: Azores and Hawaii
Arclight_Dynamo: Iceland
viperion_nz: @SquareDotCube We did it, chat. Now *EVERYONE* tweet @ Nikita
neonend: legendary drop was kiba inner key for the 3rd time lol.
gualdhar: space satellite server over Antarctica for better cooling
Riiiiiiis: Bah just got sniped at the extract by a twitch streamer that camps it :-/ 0 viewers :-D
Raincoast_Bear: If you have 0 Viewers are you really a Twitch streamer?
Arclight_Dynamo: "My son, when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that is when I was looking left."
JadedCynic: gotta pay those bills
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, Joe needs to work so he can afford hot and cold running Tarkov.
CAKHost: Uhhhh so I got a drop in chat? But I don't have the game so what do I do???
SquareDotCube: "Come out and touch the helicopter" is !advice-worthy
Gascitygaming: @CAKHost if you ever do buy the game you can link your twitch then claim them
Mangledpixel: !findquote helicopter
LRRbot: Quote #1444: "Are you piloting a helicopter or have you turned into a helicopter?" —Cameron [2014-01-17]
Gascitygaming: well they'll show up in game i mean
viperion_nz: inb4 Goon Squad
Mangledpixel: ah yes, the wonders of Prayer Warrior's final level
CAKHost: @Gascitygaming I can't just give it away? I'm not interested in ever playing Tarkov. I'm just here to hang out. :c
Boiler_bot: It's okay, you can just ignore it.
gualdhar: I have so many twitch drops I never used
CAKHost: Fair!
Boiler_bot: I also got the drop, but I doubt I will get the game either.
DaSunao: The drops vary in usefulness
Mazrae: james do you still need to mark the one at the top?
neonend: can't mark twice
neonend: Did the quest complete? Looked like you were missing an ambulance
neonend: oh nice, my b
Tikosh_: that was a failed scav raid for me.. less than 2 minutes, ran into a pmc group, killed the first one. 2 shots with a sv-98, 5 hits :D
LurkerSpine: oh great, even more fuel
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evilghola: uhhhhhh one more month
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mackstashmarshall: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
neonend: I think you haven't seen the parts you need
pimiento: PrideWave elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn tqsLurk
pimiento: this searching system is painful
pimiento: having to linked search off the right part to try and figure out what's wrong with things is just ugh
pimiento: and then it's broken in places like that
BlackIsis: Whoa, this is a long stream.
pimiento: you can't escape from tarkov in 3 hours
neonend: I think I have an infantry mosin on my scav
neonend: I can drop you my mosin
neonend: word
neonend: yeah, just saw I had one
Raincoast_Bear: I don't know if I'd enjoy PMCing but Scav runs seems fun.
pimiento: PMCing is fun, if a bit stressy
Laxonian: Killa billa :)
Laxonian: latency is a bit funky
fiftymcnasty: What is that sight
lemmel: I mainly like to pop on and run a few scav runs and dont do much if any pmcing, just looting and exploring
Laxonian: who's all online there?
Sarah_Serinde: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
Laxonian: <3
Raincoast_Bear: In the The Cycle for example, I enjoyed the exploring anf looting. I didn't like the hardcore PvP and missions that required you to kill other players. Thare was also no narrative justification for killing other players...
LurkerSpine: Need an SSD for security 3
Taulton: I thought James Mic Audio died turns out it was my headset.
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
Al_Azil3: Ouch
pimiento: surprise!
Laxonian: ow
Laxonian: in the shadows
manfred909: jump scare
xantos69: I didn't even see them.
Al_Azil3: Hey pim!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: i saw them a fraction of a second before the bang
Mazrae: was that a shotgun to the face?
ritchards: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
pimiento: @Al_Azil3 heya!
Mazrae: every time i see the LRR JoJo picture it just makes me want it so bad but i dont have the money available for it i can barely keep up with rent some times
Al_Azil3: Some rat on rat action eh
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Al_Azil3: Maybe restart the client?
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe 6:30 is the meeting and 5:30 is a good time to leave so he can eat and such
manfred909: thanks Paul
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JadedCynic: That's a sensible precaution Sarah
NotCainNorAbel: The game is in Beta. lrrBEEJ
brainbosh: Is the LRR twitch account watching Tarkov?
TwitchTVsFrank: maybe the drops are the friends you made along the way
Sarah_Serinde: I mean I'm not making a suggestion, Joe is the one who calls how much time he needs. Just my guess about why there might be confusion between 5:30 and 6:30
LurkerSpine: did you claim anything on the lrr twitch?
Raincoast_Bear: I've only got a "common drop" for Tarkov.
Sarah_Serinde: The sacrifices James makes to give chat drops :P
ritchards: Yeah, common drop for me too. (not that I have Tarkov, but I have a drop)
Penguinizer: Chug from the communal mayojug
Penguinizer: You need painkillers now as well
manfred909: and water
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methodical_monk: Uhhhhhhhhhhh... yes, more!
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JadedCynic: the movie or the tv series?
myrelurker: How do I get included in the giveaway?
myrelurker: Woop. Ty
A1_Saucy: i haven't figure it out
A1_Saucy: just in case that ends up being the word
Mazrae: what does [bear] and [usec] stand for?
MWGNZ: Joe busy overachieving
GhostValv: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks James
brainbosh: Why is the acronym in english?
TranquilCalamity: ravenously
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
pimiento: they're two faction of player character that have very litle bearing on the game
A1_Saucy: Universal Sex Education Course
cmdrlyrandar: championship
GhostValv: carousel?
Wicker_Guide: Universal Sex Escapades corporation?
Angreed66: company
Mr_Horrible: Universally Sexy Enchanting Character
Dergib: i thought it was u suck ez clap
JadedCynic: B.E.A.R. - Bear Eternal Acronym Recursion
betweenmyself: Universal Sex Escapades… on iCe?
BlackIsis: this is disgusting
MajorFrostbyte: That sound like a sex thing
CAKHost: Ewww
Mazrae: careful with the ping
Arclight_Dynamo: Slay-o that mayo.
omdorastrix: Unusual Socks Except Charlie
GhostValv: yay~~ :|
Angreed66: Mayo is disgusting that much mayo is a crime
stevefromdetroit: let's not yuck anyone's yum
BlackIsis: It's definitely not about cannibalism
Raincoast_Bear: The most dangerouse game with restaurant theme
JadedCynic: 'dem's fighting words dude
Mr_Horrible: very much like Ready Or Not
DiscordianTokkan: I think it's classed as a Comedy
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's not
Dergib: I heard it was one of the best horror movies in the past 5 years
Wicker_Guide: fair warning, it is by the same person who made Don't Look Up. YMMV is that is a positive or a negative
Sarah_Serinde: It's inconvenient
CAKHost: I'm presently holding the Commadore HUSTLE case. :3
Penguinizer: Glass Onion was a good time yeah
Mangledpixel: Glass Onion is very cathartic
f1ght1nghellf1sh: Super good movie, not really horror more psychological thriller
Mr_Horrible: Apparently Craig's fits in Glass Onion are even better than in Knives Out
JadedCynic: @Mr_Horrible oh yes...
CAKHost: Wow it doesn't even list it as season 1. How things change...
brat_the_wurst: is the mayo making you drunk?
pimiento: it's making him dehydrated
CAKHost: (At least I think Commadore HUSTLE went on for more seasons...)
pimiento: this is why you stay hydrated, if you don't things go blurry and you'll start taking damage
Juliamon: cH gave up on the 'season' format
manfred909: pain meds James
Mazrae: for a second i thought that i might need to clean my glasses with how the screen was getting blurry
Penguinizer: @Mazrae Nah that's just the game.
Spanked42: HYDRATE
Spanked42: oh wait you're doing that quest aren't you
pimiento: yup
Spanked42: I just got back to the stream. Ignore me lmao
Juliamon: haha, yeah, he chugged the mayo already
Spanked42: mmm delicious mayo
pimiento: they could at least put a nice garlic aioli in the game so we don't have to chug just mayo
Spanked42: lol I mean you COULD just eat a ton of sugar
Spanked42: I feel like it'd be better than a jar of mayo flavor wise
MWGNZ: at <hour>:40 you'll have def hit 5min
Al_Azil3: I bet mayo is more delicious than some of the other food options in game
Mangledpixel: schlurp
Al_Azil3: The different fish cans does not seem too yummy
Spanked42: sclrrp more like
viperion_nz: @Al_Azil3 All of the canned fish, for example
CAKHost: Hi MangledPixel!
MWGNZ: good ol can of peawet
Al_Azil3: @viperion_nz exactly!
pimiento: and just chowing into a can of peas by itself..
pimiento: well, funko tried that, it wasn't good
Juliamon: add fish to peawet
Mangledpixel: hey CAKHost, I've been here the whole time ;)
manfred909: that should be the 5 min
Al_Azil3: Yeah peawet seams rough
Angreed66: a can of peas is infinitely better rhan mayo
CAKHost: @Mangledpixel Ha! I'm so used to you coming in with sound effects. XD
MWGNZ: can we make a fish/pea/mayo shake?
pimiento: i guess for the MREs it depends on what's in them
pimiento: and whether it's meant to be prep'd
Al_Azil3: I've seen real life russian rations.. I doubt the tushonka is great either
EikoandMog: There's a video from General Sam where he eats it. He actually likes it.
pimiento: @MWGNZ there's probably a canned tuna salad from the 70s that's mostly tuna, mayo and peas in it
MWGNZ: @MWGNZ it'll also require gelatin, for reasons
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Al_Azil3: Yikes
pimiento: i've had canned beef stew that's good, so that's not impossible
Juliamon: tuna salad aspic
Al_Azil3: 70s meat jelly
pimiento: oh yes, you need the gelatin
Al_Azil3: Looks awful
empyreon: lime gelatin, yum yum
CAKHost: Hi brief piano?
EikoandMog: Okay, re-watched. It's not great straight out of the can but pretty nice heated up.
DaSunao: Maybe you'll get the hilarious cluster of spawning a big team in glass hallway in front of a duo in thunderdome
pimiento: mmm.. i'm going to miss this coffee when i run out of these beans
viperion_nz: I have now had 6 rangefinders from drops, Thanks Nikita
pimiento: hahaha, time to open viperion_nz's rangefinder clearance house!
Al_Azil3: Typical ;D
DaSunao: Man, hoses are expensive
DaSunao: They're at 90k at this moment
pimiento: corrugated or smooth?
DaSunao: @pimiento Corrugatated. They're always really expensive during the beginning when they're needed for everything
DaSunao: I remember military hoses being a mil last wipe
Sarah_Serinde: benginRip
pimiento: ahh, yea.. i finally found two last night, i'd not gotten any out until then
viperion_nz: Funko sitting here on 80 ping prolly
pimiento: so.. kinda not surprised they're a lot
LurkerSpine: seems weird that it would even load you in
pimiento: @LurkerSpine they're not really motivated to code around the issue, they really don't want to work on allowing cross-region playing
Sarah_Serinde: Cool raid :D
manfred909: speed run
Al_Azil3: Facory any%
Al_Azil3: Factory
viperion_nz: I've had quicker but they didn't end in a run-through ;)
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CAKHost: lol
LurkerSpine: @pimiento Yeah it just seems best practice though
Dergib: wait! what happened? i blinked
Sarah_Serinde: It's still before the time you set for the giveaway
pimiento: oh! thank you LurkerSpine! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LurkerSpine: np
Sarah_Serinde: Dergib They got in somewhere with really bad ping so they left right away
Dergib: oh
pimiento: @LurkerSpine i agree for sure, but.. tarkov :P
Dergib: good choice
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: Fingers crossed for the ping gods
viperion_nz: PING FOR THE PING GODS
pimiento: a really bad ping also gets you booted from the game and risks losing your stuff so it's important to get out while you can there
madmansk: did you buy whatever you needed to at like 4:40?
myrelurker: god for the god pings?
Mazrae: feel like a gun with that long of barrel would recoil like a MF
Sarah_Serinde: Good work James
Raincoast_Bear: My Sub Anniversary is tomorrow - 18 Months!
manfred909: only 5am
mackstashmarshall: excited for some AGDQ kicking off next week?
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah tomorrow. In about 15.5 hours I believe?
mackstashmarshall: yup! Tomorrow the chaos will begin
Mazrae: what does agdc stand for?
Mazrae: agdq**
mackstashmarshall: Awesome Games Done Quick
Mazrae: thanks
yuan42: this one is for PCF right?
mackstashmarshall: yeah its just fun to drop in occasionally just to see what random game theyre speedrunning
Juliamon: yup, AGDQ is PCF, SGDQ is MSF
RomanGoro: What's funny, and Funko will agree with me, is that SGDQ happens on winter and AGDQ happens on summer
Raincoast_Bear: Ah. I thought it was Acquire Goods Dairy Queen ie Dilly Bars.
Mr_Horrible: I gotta check the sched
Penguinizer: Oh shit I forgot Games Done Quick is happening
DiscordianTokkan: I'm looking forward to the FFXIV Palace of the Dead solo run they have set for AGDQ
DeM0nFiRe: It is cool that they are starting to do some runs of online games
viperion_nz: Herd of fricken elephants here
Penguinizer: @DiscordianTokkan That and the upcoming patch are making me resub. I can't decide if I want to make my adventure portrait for things my old t-pose portrait or something more cursed.
Mazrae: this looks like it could be a horror shooter
Penguinizer: Since as a potato I feel like I have to do some cursed nonsense.
DaSunao: @Mazrae It is a horror shooter at night lol
DiscordianTokkan: Oh yeah, I guess I need to do an Adventurer Portrait now that it's going to be used a lot more...
Raincoast_Bear: They come at night. Mostly.
Mazrae: im just waiting for a giant horde of zombies to come running through
yuan42: only agdq run i saw that interest me personally so far was a terraria run
pimiento: no zombies, just scavs with painfully good aim
Mangledpixel: well, I would say Greendale needs Postman Pat, they wouldn't get their post without him
CAKHost: I was just looking at the agdq schedule and thought the "set up time" was "time to complete" for that segment. XD
Penguinizer: @pimiento Well, to be fair they're like zombies except thjey have a 12-gauge and thermal vision.
neonend: that tan suppressor is for gunsmith 14
CAKHost: "Wow so many games can be completed in 10 mins!" XD
neonend: new gunsmith task
DaSunao: He was waiting lol
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Do over! I wasn't ready!
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Paul :D
Al_Azil3: Good time for bed, good luck with the rest of the shift
Al_Azil3: Good night!
ab50luteunit: not my dad either
Raincoast_Bear: Hi Paul!
Mangledpixel: or ARE YOU?!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Ready!
neonend: okay to enter with intention to give to a friend?
LurkerSpine: Night @Al_Azil3
Sarah_Serinde: Please don't post the word more than once
ShaneLeeAtk: Tarkov
thefightnerd: tarkov
Saintnex: Tarkov
ghyllnox: Tarkov
ab50luteunit: tarkov
bokochaos: Tarkov
MWGNZ: tarkov
aClonedPickle: tarkov
CheskiLite: Tarkov
Driosenth: tarkov
HalloweenCandii: Tarkov
cmdrlyrandar: Tarkov
Master_Gunner: Tarkov
Archermaster24: Tarkov
cranebuilder: tarkov
Abelzumi: Tarkov
the42ndlastdovahkiin: Tarkov
Nuha: tarkov
MrsLlante: Tarkov
solarsheeptoken: Tarkov
Korvid__: tarkov
horsefriend12: Tarkov
yuan42: Tarkov
samsonicus: Tarkov
Ravynn: Tarkov
Bearudite: tarkov
Huskey3737: Tarkov
MrQBear: Tarkov
neonend: Tarkov
goombalax: Tarkov
koodooman: Tarkov
LurkerSpine: Factory
Raincoast_Bear: Tarkov in chat right now
moundsofmayhem: Tarkov
myrelurker: Tarkov
16AngryBears: Tarkov
Sartagis: Tarkov
Arclight_Dynamo: Tarkov
Diabore: good luck all
MajorFrostbyte: Tarkov
barefax: Tarkov
jayinthewater: Tarkov
Abelzumi: (what is this for?)
misskale: tarkov
Boon_33: Tarkov
Frogasaurus90: Tarkov
entro_py_: Tarkov
laundreydhull: Tarkov
7gorobei: tarkov
Dergib: Tarkov
ghost_waz: Tarkov
CanadianDaz: Tarkov
methodical_monk: Tarkov
LordSaphni: Tarkov
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: Tarkov
MidoriTamago: tarkov
xantos69: Tarkov
RaynMurfy: Tarkov
Talin06: Tarkov
Taulton: Tarkov
Agu_Sakku: tarkov
NeroTheArsonist: Tarkov
Darkni1: Tarkov
Augury_38: Tarkov
Raincoast_Bear: Tarkov
Gascitygaming: Tarkov
Steemdroid: Tarkov
Mazrae: Tarkov
ItsAhvey: tarkov
r3fr4ct0r: Tarkov
WeirdQuirk: tarkov
ab50luteunit: let's gooooo
birbarino: tarkov
TheAwkes: tarkov
Daisyg1313: Tarkov
Firnsarwen: Tarkov
ab50luteunit: this is sweet
Raincoast_Bear: <message deleted>Blarkov
schwitty_26: Tarkov
Sarah_Serinde: Please don't do joke/fake entries
DaSunao: I would enter for my brother, but he only has a POS laptop
Loonatic93: tarkov
manfred909: the bent bolt is either TOZ or sniper Mosin
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Not only is James *not* escaping from Tarkov, he's bringing more people to Tarkov
manfred909: you did need the Infantry version
ab50luteunit: @dasunao why is he using a Point of Sale laptop to game?
duskcheetah: good luck folks!
LoadingReadyRun: Winner is CanadianDaz
LurkerSpine: *drumroll*
CheskiLite: CONGRATS!
SnackPak_: sergeGG
Sarah_Serinde: Congrats!
bokochaos: Congratulations!
yuan42: congrats!
Enmity777: Grats
Saintnex: Congrats!
LurkerSpine: Congrats!
CanadianDaz: WOOT
ghost_waz: Congrats!
koodooman: congrats!
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
NotCainNorAbel: Congratulations
Raincoast_Bear: HUzzah!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: congrats
mackstashmarshall: gratz!
Mazrae: Congratz
myrelurker: Grats
GhostValv: congratulations :)
PBlackcoat: Ajoy!
Boon_33: Congradulations @CanadianDaz
Mangledpixel: Kong rat you late shuns!
MajorFrostbyte: Corgats!
HalloweenCandii: Congrats!
DiscordianTokkan: Congrats!
Taulton: Congrats!
JadedCynic: Cograts! Hope you have fun! <3
pimiento: lrrSIG lrrAWESOME lrrSHINE
Raincoast_Bear: notthatChicken notthatChicken notthatChicken
CanadianDaz: I was just thinking about getting this game
neonend: congrats!
letfireraindown: woo congrats
Raincoast_Bear: Blarkov
Diabore: @CanadianDaz lucky, saving som emoney
Angnor33: Congratulations!
CAKHost: Well if enough people get into Tarkov, the newer people should be able to climb out eventually on the shoulders of the prior players. :P
CAKHost: Basically, Tarkov = Hole
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Time to Pick! That! Scab!
Raincoast_Bear: Off to make dinner, Happy Tarking everybody! lrrJAMES lrrSERGE elfunkPopcorn feliciaBears
Sarah_Serinde: Paul no :D
CAKHost: NO XD
LemonOnRye: xX_Xx as well
NotCainNorAbel: ScavUnion69
PBlackcoat: scav4bits?
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun mattlrDisapprove
Penguinizer: There're only so many names you can do with 18 characters. I tried but couldn't think of anything better than whta I have at the moment.
PBlackcoat: but not on joe. :)
neonend: jeez in-game BTC is 63k
neonend: so low
neonend: ah, rough.
PBlackcoat: Yes, 'cause you've got a pilgrim. :)
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Sarah_Serinde: pfft
PBlackcoat: LOL! Hacks!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Ohhhh, It's Scav. I legit thought everyone was saying "Scab" all this time
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's short for scavenger
JadedCynic: yes, James cheats...but only when it's FUNNY :)
Abelzumi: I know nothing about this game. Is it, like, Sad Fortnite?
Juliamon: Not really
neonend: guns jammed!
Loonatic93: PUBG is sad Fortnite.
cmdrlyrandar: if only that light bleed would SCAV over
Sarah_Serinde: welp
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Are those tactical Kraft Singles?
PBlackcoat: Yep!
Juliamon: They are *healing* Kraft Singles
MWGNZ: the cheese of health
Juliamon: James's head ain't looking so hot
Sarah_Serinde: Neither is the rest of him
koodooman: LUL
CanadianDaz: lol
Lord_Hosk: LOL
DiscordianTokkan: lol
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
Ravynn: #Betrayal
PBlackcoat: HAHAHAHAHA
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
mochabeanie: lol
Mr_Horrible: is that our first teamkill of the day?
neonend: Scav for bits looking better
pimiento: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
Angnor33: Normal Saturday for Serge and James.
Sorator13: :(
MWGNZ: the scav4bits long play
Nigouki: Sneaky Snerge
betweenmyself: Shame on Serge for not shooting first pennyWhat
CanadianDaz: all the loot for james NO ONE ELSE
Lord_Hosk: Streamer loot
DaSunao: Oh no, I'm falling behind JoeKim
mochabeanie: jesus you char is not having a good time
NotCainNorAbel: james wouldn't be alive, server would be...the circle of life
Darleysam: someone get this guy a ventolin inhaler?
Lord_Hosk: James still has 1 hitpoint left and 1 is not 0
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Dergib: yeah, does that mean joe got serge killed?
PBlackcoat: a sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Lord_Hosk: Go back and get those SKS mags
JadedCynic: oh wait, he got ALL the loot...aw man, the bits...
El_Funko: 3075674
koodooman: 3075674
Lord_Hosk: 3075974
PBlackcoat: Starting at 3,0759,674
Lord_Hosk: 3,659,674+ elfunk10k
JadedCynic: wait, if you're putting it for sale on the market, do we have to wait for it to ACTUALLY sell (have 'fond memories' of waiting days for ppl to actually buy fairly-priced good stuff on MMO player markets...)
PBlackcoat: @JadedCynic yep,but they sell pretty quick here
pimiento: you have to price them to move because you can only put 2 things up at once
LurkerSpine: with so few people with access, makes scav 4 bits hard
pimiento: on previous wipe i used to get dailies to hand ver AF glasses every third day so i used to hang onto them
DiscordianTokkan: The funny thing is, is that since James hasn't been claiming the money yet he's been LOSING money so far, hah
JadedCynic: yeah, plus what our streamers just mentioned - when the market price is LESS than what you'd get for selling to an NPC vendor... mmo markets always just ruin my faith in humanity
pimiento: in tarkov we're motivated to sell things in certain places.. either on the flea to gain flea rep (and eventually open up a 3rd slot)or to less generous vendors to raise their loyalty stats
pimiento: so it's not always just a 'where do i get the most money from' thing
LurkerSpine: 264686
JadedCynic: almost like laissez-faire capitalism isn't the best system to run your MMO economy on
Lord_Hosk: No because you had some fees
NotCainNorAbel: 264686 after fees
LurkerSpine: Cheer264
DiscordianTokkan: Cheer264 264 bits it is!
DeM0nFiRe: Cheer100 Cheer100
PBlackcoat: Cheer100 Cheer100 One hundred for killing Joe and One hundred for Serge
TheBehemothBarn: Cheer100 Cheer100
HalloweenCandii: Cheer100 Cheer100
NotCainNorAbel: you caused Joe's death
Sarah_Serinde: NotCainNorAbel How?
stevefromdetroit: cheer200
pimiento: streets can be quick, if you just amble about in the open
Wolfendragoon: so how much to is needed to have you kill Joe then? :P
NotCainNorAbel: If he didn't get shot then Jow wouldn't be running to him
Kelderan: Are we doing uhhhhhhhh One more?
NotCainNorAbel: lrrBEEJ
Kelderan: Did I tune in just in time for clown town factory?
pimiento: you did
pimiento: james gonna get scav mobbed
pimiento: ahh.. ok
Kelderan: But what if I want james to get tagged >=3
LurkerSpine: group of 5, get 1 tagged and cursed, farm scavs?
pimiento: [tagged and cursed means that all scavs in the map know where you are and will com straight for you, which triggers when you load in with no gear]
pimiento: or, not enough gear
jayinthewater: Not much for following the rules. RIP Serge Cheer264
Sarah_Serinde: Just gotta get out quickly enough
Sarah_Serinde: sergeThankJo sergeHeart
Sarah_Serinde: I had Japanese curry
gsyhiap: sergeThankJo
Robot_Bones: Those dicks better be on pillows
LurkerSpine: @Sarah_Serinde top tier choice
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Made it myself yesterday :3
pimiento: i need to get stirrup so i can do an RSh revolver run in here
LurkerSpine: I don't, grab it for me funko
LurkerSpine: and that's a dead pmc
pimiento: i found one in the wild yesterday, first time
manfred909: you got your Mosin
Mr_Horrible: Serge's (Almost) Revenge
LurkerSpine: is that not another one right there next to you?
DiscordianTokkan: Level 2, poor Timmy
barefax: are 'scavs' a.i or humans
Lysander_salamander: woot free backpack
DaSunao: @barefax Yes
Mazrae: is this a regular run or a scav run
manfred909: scav
pimiento: @barefax they can be either, but at this point in the raind they;ll all be AI
manfred909: no pmc i'm a fool
pimiento: AI scavs spawn all through the raid, player scavs load in about halfway through (or sooner, depending on things)
pimiento: it's a streamer item, it does nothing
pimiento: wiki says it's for collector but.. ?
Spanked42: a scav was leaning while shooting me in a raid the other day I 100% thought it must have been a player
Spanked42: it was wild
pimiento: there are some 40 use keys that are only used for trades
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Mazrae: wait is the scav AI in this game learning to become better for when AI takes over the world?
Mr_Horrible: the "use" is you add it to your key ring to make yourself feel cool
pimiento: @Mazrae they keep having to nerf it so.. 100% yes.
Mazrae: well shit....
DiamondMX: Wait, "Tank Batteries" plural? Surely you mean car batteries.
Mazrae: i dont think that i could do all of this stash organization
Spanked42: you did link again
pimiento: i understand the stock mechanic but it's frustrating
Spanked42: @Mazrae I mean, you don't have to be that organized.
Spanked42: There's an auto sort
Mazrae: still looking at all of what james has would be a lot for me
Spanked42: I see
pimiento: stash tangram is a large part of tarkov
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LurkerSpine: I hate when you get a backpackless scav
Kelderan: Tetris theme intensifies.
DiamondMX: They count as weapons, so maybe they have durability.
LurkerSpine: @Kelderan I now just have that stuck in my head
Krat_Arona: sergeSqueak
ritchards: Hey, James, any announcement about the next PiF? (perfectly fine if not)
ritchards: A Plan(tm)!
Sorator13: hooray, a plan!
MWGNZ: bling bling
Sorator13: collecting bling
neonend: 9 for chumming, 8 for scav case
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JadedCynic: ♫and a partridge in a pear treeeeee!♫
Tiber727: And a partridge in a pear tree.
Sorator13: LUL
Tiber727: Dang it
neonend: the snubby is an infantry mosin too I think
Sorator13: what's the significance of a scav with a mosin? just that you get the mosin?
Sorator13: gotcha
Lord_Hosk: I was going to get a legendary drop, but Im not even supposed to be here today.
MWGNZ: drops were better than last wipe
DiamondMX: You don't think 20 hours of drops per day for 10 days in a row is a bit unreasonable?
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DiamondMX: Or if they switched which streams count... midway through the night when people are sleeping
amative1: Cheer500 Merry Christmas!
JadedCynic: But why would BSG care about that? ;)
DiamondMX: I don't think I've seen any other drops campaign that required users to "watch" streams for more than a couple hours.
pimiento: it also basically required people to 'game' the system by installer brower add-ons to autoclaim things
Mazrae: i feel like thats coming from DB experience james
Angreed66: You'd need clauses to avoid hitting Desert bus
ritchards: kettle boiling
Arclight_Dynamo: *Shouts* "Stealthy!"
pimiento: DB is 4x6 hours
itira: @ritchards lul
Lord_Hosk: In order by lowest Social security or social insurance number, so everyone just tell the stream your number and we can figure out who has the lowest number. ;)
Sorator13: @pimiento yes, but the *stream* is 24 hrs at a time, so depending how they phrase it, it could be an issue
Sorator13: but I doubt twitch will do such a thing anyway
EikoandMog: @Lord_Hosk hunter2
amative1: @Lord_Hosk Mine is ***-**-****
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk Mine is 4
Mazrae: okay Hosk mine is 123-45-6789
Sorator13: @Mazrae Fun fact: that is actually an invalid social security number!
Sorator13: As is 234-56-7890
amative1: as well as any of the 3 divisions being all zero
pimiento: mine is i don't have one
pimiento: so.. NaN
Spanked42: are your graphics turned up? I couldn't tell where you were on the map for a second
Angreed66: Former mod tries to get people to dow themselves as a joke. News at 11
Tripleyew: Whole lotta meh?
MWGNZ: science time
DiamondMX: @Lord_Hosk Oh, cool, you must have been an early adopter of socialism :D
LurkerSpine: are your headphones on backwards?
Lord_Hosk: Are my headphones on backwards?
Sorator13: @LurkerSpine my thought as well
MrsLlante: Where is the best place for Aussies to pick up Tarkov?
Angreed66: Will James ever live down that moment?
Lord_Hosk: There is only one place you can buy Tarkov and its from the official site
Sarah_Serinde: It's not the first time someone accidentally killed a teammate and it won't be the last, it happens
MrsLlante: Yeah there is an international site but it seems like that is set at USD as well?
MrsLlante: We are just confused. One says $25 and the other $44
MWGNZ: the tarkov sale has just ended elfunkSad
MrsLlante: Oh! Butts
MrsLlante: Oh well… maybe next sale
LurkerSpine: might as well hit that cache
EikoandMog: Okay, that's neat. The souvenir Labs cards that Battlestate sell do actually have functional mag strips and RFID chips in them so you can program them yourself.
TacitusVigil: Hello again all. How goes Tarky?
F1SHOR: wow was not expecting this to still be going
EikoandMog: That is the best 7.62 ammo.
EikoandMog: MAI AP is best armor pen for 7.62
Mazrae: why do you get shot in the leg?
amative1: it helps build vitality
EikoandMog: @Mazrae Levels a stat that you can only increase by getting shot.
Juliamon: Saiyan-style vit buff
LurkerSpine: levels vitality, although I'm not sure it's the best way to do it
Juliamon: Gunshots that don't kill you make you stronger
amative1: Merry Christmas to all!
Sorator13: well, by getting *injured*
gualdhar: not the best way to level vitality but it only costs a bullet
Sorator13: you can do the barbed wire grind, I think
EikoandMog: @Sorator13 This also works, yes.
Dergib: isn't barbed wire best for early vit levels?
smoke_knight: How about jumping off very small cliffs?
JoeKim: barbed wire is BORING
Sorator13: shooting your friends is EXCITING
JoeKim: dylan said to break a leg and then run on it
JoeKim: to do damage
JoeKim: which is smart
TacitusVigil: Don't do it James, Funko will remember this!
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol benginLol
DiamondMX: Joe got leg meta'd.
MWGNZ: sometimes you double tap your friend in the leg with magnum
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Raincoast_Bear: Still Tarking!
TacitusVigil: So, dare I ask the obvious question but...as unlikely as it is, has James taken any falls?
F1SHOR: dipping for burgers is fair
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Wilcroft: Serge needs to... burger off :)
Sorator13: have a good one serge!
Raincoast_Bear: mmmm Burger!
gualdhar: now I'm thinking of bobbing for burgers out of a barrel
Sorator13: @gualdhar that's not what bob's burgers means, but you do you
F1SHOR: now i want burgers
Sorator13: I just had pizza and now have a bag of mini reese's
Sorator13: and tbh I could eat this whole bag
TacitusVigil: Welcome to Burger Barrel, home of the Burger Barrel!
Sarah_Serinde: Last AFK of the month for Warhammer streams I believe
Sarah_Serinde: Ahh got it
gualdhar: I've got another 30 minutes on this damn 14 hour train, haven't pooped yet, and I damn sure ain't eating a burger or I definitely will
Sorator13: idk if train poops sound awesome or terrible
Sorator13: probably depends on the train
EikoandMog: @Sorator13 Definitely depends on the train.
Arclight_Dynamo: If you've got your own cabin with a private bathroom, train poops are fine.
gualdhar: very similar to an airplane lavatory
gualdhar: 5G baby!
F1SHOR: i remember having to travel by train everyday now i just work from home and its beautiful
EikoandMog: Some random NYC subway train? Nope. Shinkansen? Hell yeah, train poop!
TheAinMAP: I like trains.
Lord_Hosk: I've looked into taking a train to seattle, its about 3 times the price of a flight.
EikoandMog: I would like to take the Rocky Mountaineer one day.
NotCainNorAbel: many places need light rail
TacitusVigil: North American rail is lacking. :(
F1SHOR: need and nneed$$ are different :P
WiJohn: @EikoandMog You can poop on the subway, I used to see people do it all the time!
Lord_Hosk: Victoria has a very robust Bus transit network
Sorator13: Memphis has a tram that runs all of five blocks when it's working (which it has not for years)
gualdhar: the one nice thing about amtrak is no hidden fees
EikoandMog: @EikoandMog That is kind of the problem, yes.
Arclight_Dynamo: I live in Ottawa. Our commuter train is... well, this was this week. https://twitter.com/typezero303/status/1610850085587271680
F1SHOR: light rail from victoria to sydney sounds horrible :P
Raincoast_Bear: That would make too much sense James.
gualdhar: light rail from Victoria to Sydney, Australia or BC?
brat_the_wurst: @Arclight_Dynamo it 'works' most of the time....
Mazrae: you got money and cheese
Sorator13: @Arclight_Dynamo yikes!
Phailhammer: @Arclight_Dynamo uh
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sorator13 Right?
epsilon_vee: @gualdhar the BC one is Sidney so probably that first one
Raincoast_Bear: Its was 25 year after we got Skytrain that we got a branch to the airport.
Sorator13: oof
manfred909: tqsLOL
SymphonicLolita: meanwhile in saskatchewan the provincial govt got rid of our buses so you're actually fucked if you don't own a car and need to travel
chrono2x: Can you change it?
Mazrae: it cant be that easy james
DiamondMX: My scav quest asked me to bring home 40 bullets. Want to trade?
manfred909: lairofGreed lairofTrain
gualdhar: oh shit I thought that was my train
until_may: its waffle sunday every sunday at my house. I may have a problem
inconsideratehat: :O actual quince?? ...It was bigger in the medieval area
inconsideratehat: *era
Sorator13: I remember that movie
RomanGoro: Membrillo for us spanish speakers
TacitusVigil: And a lesson is learned by all.
Roger_Job329: it like a pear
RomanGoro: Very hard, you can't eat it raw, but it cooks delicious
gsyhiap: it's in the same family as apples and pears
NotCainNorAbel: yeah, you wouldn't eat it raw
Firnsarwen: I knew what it was because I've made Russian Honey Cake for my friends a few times and he requested quince jam in it because it goes really well
TacitusVigil: I think I've only ever seen quince jam.
TacitusVigil: Never the fruit itself
JadedCynic: so more like pear jam, than marmalade
gualdhar: isn't breadfruit kinda the same way? or am I mistaking it for something else?
RomanGoro: In Argentina is part of a few classic desserts
gualdhar: MANY SCAVS!
gualdhar: Handle it!
until_may: I would lose so hard at inventory management simulator here
Sorator13: I would very much enjoy the inventory tetris
gualdhar: noooo my 5G
until_may: id have to decide between an AR15 aand an avacado and id just lose it
Sorator13: LUL
until_may: "this one does pew pews but this one is nutritous!"
Juliamon: Take gun, sell gun for money, use money to buy many avocado
until_may: the perfect crime!
Sorator13: shove the avocado you found in your mouth storage
Sorator13: shove the gun in your backpack storage
NotCainNorAbel: f taht drawer
SymphonicLolita: scoop out innards of avocado, place grenade inside avocado skin
until_may: then place avacado grenade in mouth storage?
Sorator13: in mouth storage of your enemy, yes
until_may: James we have devised a plan
LurkerSpine: tk fast can be upgraded, right?
JoeKim: that face shield costs so much
until_may: ah but can you upgrade the avacado?
Sorator13: @until_may that's the plan we worked out, remember?
JoeKim: tier 2 face is pretty good
Sorator13: the avocado upgrade
JoeKim: but still
JoeKim: SO expensive
until_may: right damnit
until_may: i thought it would turn into an avacado from taiwan or something
JoeKim: condors are better
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 real gamer
Mazrae: uh.... one more
Boon_33: uh... one more?
markaci: Last raid best raid
LurkerSpine: let's go, finish of ts3
neonend: pt4 is sniper levelling
neonend: level 3 sniper
neonend: part 8 is the wild one, but it's much easier than it used to be
Scarbble: LRRMans tends to be long, but this is up there for sure
Kcollington: Ian does LRRMans
neonend: glass hallway spawn can peek death corner for a sub 10 second kill
barefax: was watching Shroud play Tarkov yesterday, he did 19 hours ... lol machine.
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
neonend: NISE
gr1ff1n775: ns
DaSunao: lrrSIG
F1SHOR: sergeIrene sergeIrene
SymphonicLolita: #gaming
neonend: what a shot
LurkerSpine: hell yeah
neonend: That was baller
gsyhiap: miiliClap miiliClap miiliClap miiliClap
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap FBtouchdown seabatClap
TheAinMAP: elfunkChunk
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
F1SHOR: iskIskChicken iskIskChicken
Mazrae: got there
GhostValv: wew
Boon_33: GG
JadedCynic: jadedc5HYPE
JadedCynic: jadedc5GG
neonend: exactly how ya drew it up
neonend: honestly he looked geared too,
gr1ff1n775: Is that how I need to play as a beginner? looks easy enough fl0mKek
Firnsarwen: seabatClap elfunkSickest
neonend: one more raid
barefax: push ! 1 more
SymphonicLolita: he's doing the thing!
neonend: 700xp is one kill + examine body + extract
Mazrae: shotgun gang
CaptainTalon447: Yo
neonend: looked like maybe a tac-tec
NotCainNorAbel: Hard to get the context into the clip but it was still impressive
Mazrae: 50/50 chance it sounds like
PipeSmokingOwl: frame the clip for the grandkids. put it on the fridge
neonend: get kappa, it's a grind but it's super rewarding when you turn it in
PlainsZebra: I bought Tarkov today, is there any beginner's traps I should be wary for when starting out?
Araragi298: Make it like Path of Exlie, or Diablo. Give it a seasonal and non-seasonal mode select
Araragi298: people can have it both ways
neonend: @PlainsZebra Expect death. Don't only use cheap kits, scav to learn maps, but don't over-scav. Just keep a comfortable amount of money
NotCainNorAbel: @PlainsZebra When you are a scav don't kill other scavs
Lord_Hosk: They might be giants
Mazrae: and he got the mosin
Nigouki: how nice of the game to respect your time at the end of the stream
neonend: reload that mosin over and over for sniper skill
NotCainNorAbel: uhhhhh ... on more
SymphonicLolita: dog is a scav
TheWriterAleph: woof woof
F1SHOR: jade working against you benginLol benginLol
TheWriterAleph: blackjack
pimiento: elfunkSup
Mazrae: you got the mosin for the quest
Mazrae: dang
goombalax: which you found in a raid
neonend: colleague and Anathesia. Go to the same places so easy to knock both out
Raincoast_Bear: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:57:57.
TristalMTG: Hi James. I know nothing at all about this game but I wish you luck at it!
F1SHOR: 24hr stream :P
pimiento: it's a clicker game
pimiento: you click heads
NotCainNorAbel: unarmeClick
Ammondale: oh hey, this streams still going? sick, definitely thought I'd have to catch the vod
F1SHOR: this aint a game for me but its enjoyable to see yall have fun
koodooman: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2d, 7:59:49. lrrSPOT
CaptainTalon447: Can't believe there's only a couple weeks until Phyrexia All Will Be One
Mazrae: 202*
LordZarano: !whatstarkov
LRRbot: Tarkov is a survival shooting & looting game. You go into a raid to collect gear, kill other players (and AI/NPC scavengers) and complete quests to earn better gear. If you make it to an extraction point without getting killed you get to keep what you collected and you can sell it to make $. BUT if you die you lose all the gear. For more in depth details check out https://bit.ly/2zGqu0y
Lord_Hosk: One of them is me
Raincoast_Bear: That's go Funko. It's not me either.
Mazrae: its gib and bartlesby
NotCainNorAbel: Is one of them Barack Obama?
LurkerSpine: I'd love a Voxy, Amy, Jamie PPR, just saying if you're ever looking for repeats
F1SHOR: waiting on that Aus internet users :P
CaptainTalon447: Any idea on what AFK is going to be next week?
Juliamon: Keep an eye on the schedule for that
Raincoast_Bear: Kill Team?
Juliamon: Not this week
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
koodooman: noice
Lord_Hosk: I can't believe that James refuses to invite me up to be a PPR guest just because im not a member of the greater magic the gathering streaming/competitive community
Wilcroft: Dare to dream, Hosk. Dare to dream.
neonend: There's still one player
DiamondMX: pineGG
NotCainNorAbel: Water was a bit below 50%
neonend: save the tags over 15, lets you get the RSASS barter for gunsmith before getting Peacekeeper 4.
neonend: end-wipe event was like +2500% tag price. Sold 4 cases worth of tags and got like 65 mil
pimiento: wipe end events are such fun
koodooman: sprat and water, breakfast of champions
neonend: @pimiento True. People complained end of last wipe but my group was having a good time
pimiento: silly complainers, simply have fun
CaptainTalon447: Feeling good about the new Phyrexia set so far?
MWGNZ: elfunkPopcorn elfunkScav
Juliamon: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
manfred909: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
F1SHOR: has there been more spoilers?
F1SHOR: you cant talk we know :)
Juliamon: LRR has NDAs
F1SHOR: never worth the risk
laundreydhull: Cards? In Tarkov!? LUL
koodooman: I've heard the new cards have text and art on them 👀
CaptainTalon447: Battle mode is for esports Snap
DiamondMX: And Wizards has historically been a little sensitive on the topic of leaks.
F1SHOR: ohh that would be cool!
barefax: <message deleted>NFT magic cards inc !
LurkerSpine: gfdi, these 10 minute interchange runs are unfair
CaptainTalon447: Just wish you could shift decks in battle mode
CaptainTalon447: You're locked to one deck in battle mode so if it doesn't match the meta you're in for trouble
LurkerSpine: finally found an electric motor, did not extract in time
F1SHOR: i just dont have time for more games so im avoiding anything seemingly addictive like that
RTwo28: Hello chat whiskeyWave
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' lag
F1SHOR: you shot him like 5 times in the butt
pimiento: yeesh
NotCainNorAbel: he has to be swiss cheese
Nigouki: on the bright side, more clips
RTwo28: That was one chonky dude
JadedCynic: did he have a steel door on his back?
manfred909: taggila
until_may: "its okay, im just dying horribly"
manfred909: legs
LurkerSpine: reload
JadedCynic: O_o
RTwo28: That was scary
MWGNZ: extract now?
F1SHOR: i dont know who this is but jamesis scared so im scarred :P
DiamondMX: Legs of the back of the neck, iirc?
Juliamon: F1SHOR raid boss
pimiento: elfunkSup
koodooman: farfaS
manfred909: hardest boss in thegame
F1SHOR: ohh npc i thought it was like some known player lol
DiamondMX: Nice
MWGNZ: elfunkSickest
Saintnex: gottem!
NotCainNorAbel: FBtouchdown
Nigouki: EXCITEMENT
mackstashmarshall: elfunkSickest
gr1ff1n775: monkaS
goombalax: Teguilla! *dootdootdadadootdadootdoot*
neonend: tagilla has his 545 AK, he'll have 3x 60 rounders!
gsyhiap: This is going sooo smoothly
RTwo28: You want gun to not go click when Tagilla is about
JadedCynic: YAY!
DiamondMX: Sick chunk!
manfred909: elfunkSickest elfunkSickest
pimiento: elfunkSickest elfunkSickest
JadedCynic: wooo
Nigouki: fuuuuuuuuuuu
Mazrae: who was that
Saintnex: Heck ya
koodooman: noice!
gr1ff1n775: NOICE
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap lunarj1Fangs seabatClap
neonend: equip rig!~
7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: elfunkChunk
Juliamon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive <3 PrideTake PrideWingR
JadedCynic: get to extract and RETIRE CHAMPION! :D
RTwo28: Why did he have a horse statue?
JadedCynic: why not?
neonend: He should have 60rd mags too
manfred909: why not
SymphonicLolita: brony
Juliamon: No matter what, you have to end the stream on this run now
neonend: oh it was the 74U
Juliamon: You can't top that
NotCainNorAbel: that was fun
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
pimiento: he's basically Genral Radahn - big guy with a little horse
JadedCynic: END stream on HIGHEST of high notes! :D
RTwo28: whiskeySad
LurkerSpine: Thanks for the stream, James and Funko!
Raincoast_Bear: Dinner!
Sorator13: o/
Mazrae: how often do raid bosses show up
JadedCynic: congrats james - enjoy a good supper!
TheWriterAleph: thanks for the stream, James!
manfred909: later folks
RTwo28: Thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
manfred909: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
pimiento: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Raincoast_Bear: Good day James and Funko.
nebulosDisconcertion: elfunkSickest elfunkScav
mackstashmarshall: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SymphonicLolita: thanks james!
pimiento: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
CanadianDaz: Have a good dinner
koodooman: goodnight james, funko and chat, thanks for the stream, I enjoyed my stay! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mazrae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Mozart Requiem) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (20:36 from now).
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
F1SHOR: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Saintnex: love you too James!
Phailhammer: cya :)
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee
TheWriterAleph: lrrSHINE
Tripleyew: Thanks for the stream!
Juliamon: aaaand cut
Firnsarwen: thanks for the stream everyone! lrrSHINE elfunkPopcorn
Saintnex: Bye chat, stay safe!
TheAinMAP: Oooh, new highlights.
Juliamon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHr5_XmkT4Y Chat, let's all watch the new highlights together
DeM0nFiRe: Beej immeidately walking away after the nya thing was hilarious