mtvcdm: I do also recall the time from start to walkthrough last time was about 35 minutes or so
RealGamerCow: #notacult
Metric_Furlong: yes
PharaohBender27: Tyre?
CururuGuasu: La Primera?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
gnyrinn: @princess_intell Don't apologize; let's sit here in the peanut gallery heckling this game together.
princess_intell: this font looks so CHEAP
TheMerricat: Elon Harvel?
princess_intell: pretty sure it's from Microsoft Word
offbeatwitch: dude's got a boob window
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell It's the same font that all the written documents in Skyrim uses
EMNetwork: man boob window
princess_intell: he looks like a queer pirate.
TehAmelie: he looks like someone who gets killed in the cold open in an episode of Our Flag Means Death
princess_intell: like a stereotypical queer pirate
mtvcdm: Pot! Smash!
gnyrinn: @princess_intell No, he said that. That happened and it happened to all of us.
princess_intell: am i off base that the coding seems a touch... heavy with that character?
Metric_Furlong: the clockwork of stability!
RockPusher: That kleptomaniac Mozart is coming by, better lock all the cabinets lrrBEEJ
princess_intell: this game SUCKS
KevinTheShark: The first rule of point and click. Rub every item on every other item until it does something
iris_of_ether: Beeflock is definitely someone's alias
PharaohBender27: UM
princess_intell: is there any actual evidence for mozart's involvement with the real-world free masons?
evilspoons983: yikes
Earthenone: we can put the aprentace in a wig, does that help
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KevinTheShark: Bro, you a rockstar. Get me some babes Mozart
offbeatwitch: uh huh
RandomTrivia: "Abide by the rules!" "What rules" "Not telling"
princess_intell: i was under the impression that mozart was too busy writing music and indulging in life's pleasures to be a free mason
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evilspoons983: I definitely heard "prawn chapter"
PharaohBender27: I was about to say, I thought the Scottish Rite at least only went up to 32 degrees?
RealGamerCow: Is this just "Become a freemason: the game?"
Desruprot: desrupBerThink
Metric_Furlong: Who are you going to believe? Me, or you lying ears?
mtvcdm: LRRBot, horrify me
TacitusVigil: Oh hi Ian, Heather. I forgot about you and all the content you make over the long holidays. Kappa
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: At least one of these things is a Pop'n Music character I'm fairly sure.
princess_intell: level with me: what's the point of this game?
princess_intell: i don't see what freemasons have to do with music
iris_of_ether: Glass harmonica???
Earthenone: the point is to click!
princess_intell: these models are so unsettling to look at
evilspoons983: combine arbitrary items!
Metric_Furlong: the clockwork of force!
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell I get the impression that the plot is essentially a conspiracy theory of sorts involving Mozart, though the message of said conspiracy theory is still unclear
princess_intell: am i reading too far into things or is the guy in the black hat queer-coded?
CururuGuasu: We’re gonna need a yo-yo
Juliamon: I feel like if they're queer-coded, it's entirely unintentional
TacitusVigil: Wait, did that say Masonic square?
evilspoons983: and some peanut butter
RockPusher: Trust your feelings; use the clockwork of the force, Mozart.
TacitusVigil: Er, compasses
A_Dub888: !card cogwork puzzleknot
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princess_intell: @PharaohBender27 correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't mozart too busy making symphonies and going on benders to have time for much else?
princess_intell: let me go goole
TacitusVigil: You presumably need a square to go with it?
mtvcdm: Oh, don't worry, princess_intell, if they want a walkthrough they'll get it
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princess_intell: i stand corrected, does historical context count as spoilers?
iris_of_ether: I would like to present for the audience: catboy Mozart
asthanius: clockmaker's keys on the clockmaker's son?
PharaohBender27: @princess_intell Apparently Mozart actually was a Mason:
princess_intell: @PharaohBender27 yeah, that's what i found too after googling
UncleExpendable: I just got here. Why is that man blindfolded?
PharaohBender27: That said, this wouldn't be the first piece of entertainment to take liberties with his life (glares at "Amadeus")
Earthenone: hes still pledging mason house
Metric_Furlong: UncleExpendable it's a freemason thing
PharaohBender27: @UncleExpendable He's a Mason-in-waiting, so to speak
gnyrinn: @UncleExpendable He hasn't been initiated yet. Long story.
KeytarCat: Can we interact with the square on the center table?
TacitusVigil: Oh, are a bunch of them wearing Masonic aprons too?
UncleExpendable: Thanks everyone
DaxStrife: "Mozart's Requieum: You Can (Not) Advance."
asthanius: You had to solve his riddles three
asthanius: Take off your current wig and put on a lady wig
Earthenone: we can put a wig on the aprentace maybe? :P
PharaohBender27: Time to GameFAQs again?
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RandomTrivia: Oh no, is that how they haze the newbie? NotLikeThis
iarethel0ser: We live here now.
TacitusVigil: Time to call the Nintendo Hotline
Earthenone: one minute faster than last month, start to FaQ
asthanius: ?
Spanked42: Play him a sick composition and see if that does it for him
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
KeytarCat: I think the square has a clickbox from the reverse angle
PharaohBender27: Um
RandomTrivia: panicBasket
mtvcdm: Did we go down?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
asthanius: Twitch
KeytarCat: uh oh
SoldieroFortune: ok, so not just me
Pteraspidomorphi: I blame the walkthrough
PharaohBender27: Welp.
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
GapFiller: !picnic
RandomTrivia: It was too much for Twitch to handle
UnnnaturalD20: lrrFINE
Juliamon: The Freemasons caught wind and shut them down
mtvcdm: I guess we went down then.
ghyllnox: Yeah mine too
Bruceski: "I guess we need the walkthrough" TWITCH SAYS NO
DaxStrife: The walkthrough must not be great then.
Pteraspidomorphi: Exactly
Metric_Furlong: ok, good stream everyone
Spanked42: @Juliamon oh shit!
Raincoast_Bear: lrrFINE lrrHAM lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: Oh, are we back?
Boon_33: and we're back?!
niccus: mozart's lawyers found us
iarethel0ser: We return!
Pteraspidomorphi: We're back now
KeytarCat: we back
mtvcdm: That was a heck of a walkthough Ian found just now
Earthenone: why do we even HAVE that button
offbeatwitch: everything is fine
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon tqsLOL
RandomTrivia: "We need the walkthr-" *batman slap panel*
CAKHost: We live!
RandomTrivia: The return!
PharaohBender27: We're back - refresh if you're not
RandomTrivia: (or just hit play)
Raincoast_Bear: lrrHEATHER lrrIAN lrrHERE
RealGamerCow: ask Keller for gloves?
DaxStrife: Use -> Fire on -> Blueprints
mtvcdm: oh no
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Metric_Furlong: oh, it's An Puzzle
mtvcdm: i hate it
mtvcdm: CHUNK
TacitusVigil: Welcome to Tinker Taylor Rhythm Cafe
DaxStrife: Something something "Metal Gear?!"
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rabbitgta: so close
evilspoons983: clonk clonk CLOOONK
RockPusher: gabyMath sergeCounting
mtvcdm: thanks i hate it
PharaohBender27: So close!
PharaohBender27: And on that note, I really should go start making dinner. Should return before stream's end, though.
DarkMorford: Yay gear ratios!
RandomTrivia: Hmmmmmm
Metric_Furlong: so how's everyone's weekend been?
UncleExpendable: How in the hell does this work?
Boon_33: this is the worst designed lighthouse I've ever seen, I mean it's far to small to be of use.
Metric_Furlong: you get up to anything interesting?
RandomTrivia: @UncleExpendable At this point, I'm gonna go with "magnets"
gnyrinn: @UncleExpendable I think applying logic to this puzzle (or the game in general) is a fool's errand.
TacitusVigil: This is the most complicated Masonic Lodge I've ever seen.
TacitusVigil: I'd like to think everyone in the room is just staring at us while we're doing this.
Boon_33: 'This guy doesn't know how the three seashells work'
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Ready the MRGRGR counter.
RealGamerCow: is each one of those big notches 5?
TehAmelie: we gave it a college try
TehAmelie: here meaning we've tried for four years
UncleExpendable: @TacitusVigil lrrADAM Well? We're Waiting!
TacitusVigil: :D
offbeatwitch: ian i am interested how you count from 1 to 4
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Niahlah: almost 3 years now
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RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown benginTry
offbeatwitch: i need to study ian
RockPusher: unarmeGameplay
Boon_33 claps
UncleExpendable: Hooray!
mtvcdm: This is why it took until Nicolas Cage to solve all this stuff IRL.
Earthenone: !quote ian
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Niahlah: very important to have gloves
DaxStrife: Mozart's Modesty.
TehAmelie: Mozart stripping minigame could save this whole thing
TacitusVigil: I think you're wearing it now?
offbeatwitch: excellent
UncleExpendable: Our hands are still naked!
mtvcdm: We "met" him.
KeytarCat: Forgers coffee?
RandomTrivia: A 40K-style god-emperor, still sat there, rolled out to be seen for effect every so often
RockPusher: We need a !mozart command complaining about Epoch et al :D
mtvcdm: I mean, we can vote, he's not gonna like our vote.
SaxPython: hey chat, has Mozart Part 2 been equally meme-y?
Desruprot: the coffee
RandomTrivia: BOP
TehAmelie: this version of Mozaart is a cheater, right? maybe he shouldn't complain
mtvcdm: A free hammer!
Earthenone: which god gave us imperial measurements? loki?
DarkMorford: Free hammer!
TacitusVigil: I'm disappointed in you Ian, you missed the obvious line:
Desruprot: hammer time
RockPusher: Go hammer that Epoch!
TacitusVigil: ^
TacitusVigil: It's all about that base
mtvcdm: Hello, sir, I'm a volunteer for the campaign of Anton Epoch, may I have a moment of your time?
mtvcdm: The tools written were not the tools said
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
TacitusVigil: "wedge"
offbeatwitch: great
Metric_Furlong: the square wedge
Niahlah: it's hip to be square
Metric_Furlong: the 'squedge', if you will
RockPusher: Wedge that square right up…
TehAmelie: it's pretty handy giving us two words for what most of those objects are called, maybe some are unfamiliar to some players
CAKHost: Wisely, meaning move it to another surface...
TehAmelie: suddenly Squid Game
TacitusVigil: That's, uh...not true?
RandomTrivia: Oh no, now it's Game Theory :D
SaxPython: Inside of you are two balls.
mtvcdm: !clip
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RandomTrivia: Alright then
RandomTrivia: Is it time for seabatsChoice
RandomTrivia: seabatCHOICE ?
Niahlah: is this the meaning of being "black ball" ed
rhodgejr: Blackballed!
mtvcdm: And just suddenly dead
RandomTrivia: HAH called it
Earthenone: mozart killed him!
DarkMorford: Call Phoenix Wright!
TacitusVigil: Well rock me Amadeus!
Juliamon: seabatCHOICE
RockPusher: gabyLul
TehAmelie: after they made a big deal of the vote not being secret i thought we would be in more trouble
SaxPython: The Cueball in the Study by the Mason
mtvcdm: A body has been discovered! After a certain amount of time has passed, the class trial will begin! Everyone do your very best to investigate!
rhodgejr: CSI Prague, Mozart, take off your sunglasses
RockPusher: seabatCHOICE sergeCrimes tqsNoted tqsMagnify
TacitusVigil: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
CAKHost: You know things are going down once the drums are involved.
CAKHost: And a choirs!
RandomTrivia: The only thing missing from what is clearly a boss fight is an organ lrrBEEJ
TacitusVigil: I'm pretty sure we already had a murder in a Masonic Lodge in the Murdoch Mysteries though. :P
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RockPusher: tqsNoted "… and did this, ah, Mr. Mozart happen to have motive and opportunity for this here murder?"
SaxPython: Objection!
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
TehAmelie: everyone was watching us while he died, right
Earthenone: all we did was badnouth him to every member of the room
CururuGuasu: Murder most foul?
PMAvers: Ding dong bing bong
UncleExpendable: Uh
RockPusher: Kick 'em!
iarethel0ser: Kick 'em in the kidneys.
Metric_Furlong: Mozart, pls
SaxPython: Play a song and see if he dances
Master_Gunner: time for weekend at bernies?
mtvcdm: We voted him out
6 raiders from zapshakur have joined!
PMAvers: And now it's punishment time.
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! lrrSHINE
Metric_Furlong: mozart, plz
TehAmelie: it's worse than The Death of Stalin, but at least it's normal for the time period
TacitusVigil: As we all know, you cannot inject something into a man to kill him via needle! This is modernity!
Metric_Furlong: his pulse, mozart
Metric_Furlong: plz
UncleExpendable: Is he breathing?
RandomTrivia: *Was* You mean "was"
Earthenone: was the pulse invented yet?
iarethel0ser: "There's a dead guy. Good time to compose a letter!"
Ignatiuspants: I've read enough superhero comics to know if you're not 400% sure somebody is dead, they ~are~ still alive
gnyrinn: He is now.
SaxPython: He's 50% fainting goat
CururuGuasu: Raised by whales?
TehAmelie: pray the deadness away
CAKHost: You fools! Don't you know he breathes though his eyeballs?!
RandomTrivia: Got that Mozart swagger
offbeatwitch: excellent
UncleExpendable: Getting a good look at our hair dong
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
RandomTrivia: 10/10 game, no notes
SaxPython: gotta get my steps in
iarethel0ser: Get that cardio in.
SaxPython: @iarethel0ser FBtouchdown
RockPusher: The Watch & Cafe is excellent today lrrAWESOME
CururuGuasu: Most annoying
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Wicker_Guide: Now Kiss?
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niccus: poop'n music
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
RandomTrivia: O_o
Metric_Furlong: "if not breathing = dead" is forbidden spy knowledge
RandomTrivia: Welp, we've got our culprit :D
UncleExpendable: God, you're so good at telling if people are alive. Are you a spy?
Juliamon: "What if we pretend to NOT be witnesses"
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
RockPusher: Like that dick Mozart
TehAmelie: if only we could pull a Chopin
TehAmelie: zoom off to Mongolia
Metric_Furlong: you could, but why would you want to
RandomTrivia: Mozart dabbled with Prague Rock in his time lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: If he's dead it's public domain now. Copyright laws didn't exist yet.
Metric_Furlong: but why tho
TacitusVigil: Is this really the time for this Mozart?!
RandomTrivia: OH NO
RandomTrivia: The background music doesn't stop...
Wicker_Guide: Oh, my friend is dead. But his music is ATROCIOUS
KevinTheShark: Oh Mozart wants to guarantee he looks like a plagiarist
asthanius: Blue is the right row, wrong column. orange is the wrong row
mtvcdm: We're totally gonna die
KeytarCat: Oh god, I just figured it out...
CururuGuasu: Settle the score!
CAKHost: If we look up the actual music notes of what this piece is supposed to be, can we solve the puzzle that way?
SaxPython: oh yeah rest math
RandomTrivia: It's written as it sounds (or at least, the right things are there but in the wrong place)
Mysticman89: simply apply your graduate level music theory skills for this point and click adventure
RandomTrivia: Also, it's Classical music, so there aren't any complex crossrhythms
asthanius: Take a screenshot on the last try so you can recreate it?
DaxStrife: This is some not-very-chill puzzle-solving music.
RandomTrivia: All the parts will line up because the Classical era was a simplification response to the complexity of the Baroque
niccus: how hard would one of these be if it's a bach fugue
gnyrinn: The triola belongs with all the other triolas
Alephred: This is exactly the time to summon a mollylele.
RandomTrivia: @niccus Evil until you identify the primary motif and then you just follow the shape :D
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
UncleExpendable: "So first he shows off his spy skills and figures out if the guy is breathing, and then he locks himself in the other room to correct his music."
RockPusher: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
RandomTrivia: The Charles Ives method :D
niccus: inspiration is like that sometimes
asthanius: It doesn’t even have a visual for where it is
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
SaxPython: Twice as classical
mtvcdm: Didn't we just do that?
CAKHost: "Dang I am awesome!" - Mozart, this version.
DaxStrife: Now he's just going to play the piano right next to the corpse?
Metric_Furlong: why do you need to hear how it sounds, it's your piece?
RandomTrivia: GAME PLEASE
iarethel0ser: We will play this song so well he comes back to life.
RockPusher: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
offbeatwitch: excellent! excellent
UncleExpendable: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
raindropexceptthatstaken: AMONG US
RockPusher: There used to be a body under the piano…
iarethel0ser: There was a body under the piano.
mtvcdm: The ol' 7-legged piano
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
gsyhiap: piano? I thought that was a harpsicord
mtvcdm: Anton has been dead long enough that he despawned
Alephred: A pianoforte is essentially a modern piano.
mtvcdm: No evidence. No crime. Innocent!
KevinTheShark: was the score "under the piano"
RockPusher: gsyhiap Mozart said it was a piano, so we'll take his murderous word for it
gsyhiap: @RockPusher fair
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SaxPython: KomodoHype
gsyhiap: LUL
mtvcdm: The ol' 'who writes this crap' line
UncleExpendable: "Show us your books!"
RockPusher: Spring Nanowrimo!
mtvcdm: If... and follow me on this journey... if we were to eat Anton. Do we gain his powers.
RandomTrivia: @mtvcdm The power of... plagiarism?
asthanius: Welcome to Comedy Central's Roast of Mozart
iarethel0ser: Music finished, time for a snack.
mtvcdm: One of these doors might have an emperor behind it
asthanius: Oh hey it's Assassin's Creed
SaxPython: #Mason'd
ghyllnox: As far as I'm aware it's a preparation of meat or a comedic put-down
asthanius: Chocked
CururuGuasu: Can’t touch that! Dun dun dun dun
Metric_Furlong: chocked
gnyrinn: Could "roast" be a horrible mistranslation of grill?
SaxPython: Sweet Halberds
asthanius: We asked him to play one of his own pieces, and he played that
offbeatwitch: LMAO?
offbeatwitch: come on now
RandomTrivia: Welp
RockPusher: gabyLul
mtvcdm: Smash cut to jail
Metric_Furlong: oh those are some good bars
TehAmelie: should have called your lawyer
asthanius: FENCE TO THE CELL
Bruceski: Reliquary never matters again?
Metric_Furlong: some good. bars.
Mysticman89: dead souls? the yakuza zombie shooter?
Pteraspidomorphi: Use the rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
iarethel0ser: Go to jail. Keep the hammer.
RandomTrivia: @Pteraspidomorphi HypeLUL
gsyhiap: miiliCreep
mtvcdm: That was not even a walk animation was it
RandomTrivia: Maybe we can learn the trick behind the phasing shirt and slip through the bars?
RockPusher: Eat the pickle gabyTehe
RandomTrivia: The freemasons killed OutKast?! lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: The horse alone passes judgment.
CururuGuasu: Fortunately, it’s an imperfect cell
UncleExpendable: "and no one took them from me"
UncleExpendable: Just lie down and pretend to be dead. It's the perfect crime
Bruceski: What's that on the wall to the left?
gsyhiap: is that a stick on the wall to the left?
TehAmelie: a jail you can walk out of if you're clever enough for the puzzle of the door, is that like Horny Jail for Mensa?
Bruceski: Candle extinguisher next to the cell, as you do.
RandomTrivia: UHHHHH
gsyhiap: LUL
offbeatwitch: the way he's just standing there
offbeatwitch: 5 stars
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
RandomTrivia: Into the sunset!
gsyhiap: 10/10 fiendishly difficult puzzle
offbeatwitch: LMAO
TehAmelie: that was the most unexpected moment to become another person i've seen since David Lynch
TacitusVigil: Ian, the next time someone asks you if you're the Angel Gabriel, you say YES. Kappa
gnyrinn: use club on man
RandomTrivia: BONK
RandomTrivia: Good job the guard's peripheral vision is awful
asthanius: SHADOW BONK
offbeatwitch: yesssssss
gsyhiap: BOP
RandomTrivia: benginBonk
mtvcdm: bonk!
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TehAmelie: there's some joke about the medicine of this age being too primitive to even diagnose Bonkus of the Conkus
offbeatwitch: bonk!
RockPusher: HypePunch
UnnnaturalD20: axialCrit
TacitusVigil: Remember people, the head is not an on/off switch. If you hit someone hard enough to knock them out, that's hard enough to kill them!
gsyhiap: He hit him so hard that his body just... vapourised?
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie That is quite the turn of phrase, good job I almost died laughing
DarkMorford: When did this become W+P?
mtvcdm: I believe the guard went to find God in the subocean
Metric_Furlong: ian.
UncleExpendable: IAN
RandomTrivia: @DarkMorford When we started playing this last time
asthanius: You mean Christmas Future?
gnyrinn: @DarkMorford Quite a while ago now.
Pteraspidomorphi: It's the Virgin Mary Rap
Wicker_Guide: 1800's
RandomTrivia: Sure wasn't :D
TacitusVigil: Early 1800s I think?
Wicker_Guide: good 200 years later iirc
RandomTrivia: Mozart died 1791
gsyhiap: yeah, nope
mtvcdm: Dickens was born in 1812
offbeatwitch: dickens is victorian
Wicker_Guide: oh, mozart was later than I thought
Pteraspidomorphi: There's the pulley, just need the chicken now
TehAmelie: pretty close tbh
TacitusVigil: Hoisted on our own Picard
mtvcdm: what
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
Wicker_Guide: o_O
offbeatwitch: havel says ACAB
gsyhiap: That's Vienna, just wall-to-wall with fat policemen
Mysticman89: we need a rubber chicken
asthanius: Ankles and Axis? That's one of the simple machines!
TacitusVigil: Be careful, we're a criminal now, we might be hunted on the rooftops by...Bach-man
UncleExpendable: Wait, was that bat one time use?
mtvcdm: oh no
RandomTrivia: @TacitusVigil Don't worry, we can escape him by doing a Turner and going into Overdrive lrrBEEJ
UncleExpendable: OK
RockPusher: dixHAMMER dixHAMMER dixHAMMER
TehAmelie: we're the Lost Vikings of the Masons now
RandomTrivia: "Use [Hammer} on" is such a useful action
TacitusVigil: @RandomTrivia (long sigh) :D
RandomTrivia: @TacitusVigil FBtouchdown Success!
mtvcdm: Music could you slow down for a second
TacitusVigil: Any chance this turns into an Assassin's Creed game now, suddenly? :D
mugulord: Has Rhythm Cafe and Is this your card converged yet?
Wicker_Guide: combine ankles and hammer?
Wicker_Guide: wait,, is Mozart floating against hte wall?
Wicker_Guide: I don't think there's floor there...
Mysticman89: start using stuff on mozart?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: ankle to hammer
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
RandomTrivia: Welp
mugulord: Acheivement unlocked: Mrrrg
SaxPython: lol Comrade
offbeatwitch: ankles & hammer is my favorite band
RandomTrivia: Ah, the Gin&Tonic principle
mtvcdm: What next? We should open a Turkish bath.
RandomTrivia: "We mixed A and B" "What did you make?" "A+B"
RockPusher: "good" name
UncleExpendable: "I'm keeping your hammer"
iarethel0ser: "Hi guys you put me in jail but I'm back now!"
mtvcdm: Yes. Let go
DarkMorford: Is this game just an advertisement for Freemasonry?
SaxPython: lrrSPOOPY
mtvcdm: Smash cut to bleached white skeleton
Wicker_Guide: and Skull
offbeatwitch: SMASH CUT!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RockPusher: "Hallo!"
mtvcdm: Unanimated BEATLE
Mysticman89: never mind the skull
DarkMorford: John? Paul?
gsyhiap: beatle? Which beatle? John Lennon?
mtvcdm: It says Beatle
Dog_of_Myth: It's Ringo
SaxPython: @Dog_of_Myth 100%
gnyrinn: They spelled it beatle. Is it Ringo?
DaxStrife: This is at least the 2nd time we've done bleached-white skeleton on Rhythm Cafe.
mtvcdm: This is what happened to Pete Best
offbeatwitch: you should save according to the guide
asthanius: It's called jumping
offbeatwitch: guide says don't exit from this minigame btw
asthanius: what
asthanius: Oh! The moving legs are highlighted in red
mtvcdm: Oh, I get it
Mysticman89: I don't see how middle left leg moves
Mysticman89: er, middle right
PharaohBender27: (returning an hour later now that dinner's in the oven) Still solving puzzles, I see
gnyrinn: @LoadingReadyRun I've just read the walkthrough. The game is bugged. If you exit this puzzle without finishing it you cannot retry.
asthanius: Move the rectangle down one. Notice all the red highlighted legs
PharaohBender27: @gnyrinn D:
Juliamon: The game is bugged... on a bug puzzle
RandomTrivia: @gnyrinn Yikes
mtvcdm: I think on that we just leap right to answer
TehAmelie: we've come full circle from the original computer bugs
mtvcdm: I don't think we heck about with a bugged puzzle that locks us out if we can't get it.
RockPusher: ^
gnyrinn: I heard you hesitate before pronouncing the name, Ian, and I want to say: Spot on.
Mysticman89: is the whole rectangular mechanism movable?
asthanius: The box with the numbers can be moved
offbeatwitch: it's fine as long as you don't click the X
asthanius: You have to move the rectangle
RockPusher: Gotta get the chip in the right place
gsyhiap: ^
offbeatwitch: there's a step before that yeah
UncleExpendable: Oh god
asthanius: Number are right, chip is wrong
offbeatwitch: that's not a possible puzzle
RandomTrivia: How/where are we even supposed to get that answer from?!
UncleExpendable: Are you sure it's asleep?
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Just git gud Kappa
UncleExpendable: Could it maybe be dead?
TehAmelie: that would have taken years to brute force
SaxPython: Be sure to set your Beatle from stun to waiting
Mysticman89: the little symbols on the side indicated what legs moved, not sure how you figure out the timing
RockPusher: There is very small iconography indicating the relationship of the contacts and the legs
KevinTheShark: We can really tell, this is a high quality, high concept game
Mysticman89: feel like brute force a couple times would allow the timing to be sused tho
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia But this does seem to borrow from the Sierra Games strategy of "Well, if you missed this obscure and unintuitive solution, it's your fault"
CururuGuasu: Tony backwards
gnyrinn: @RandomTrivia Large, but finite, number of combinations. You just brute-force it.
asthanius: a shitty metronome
TacitusVigil: could it be...m u r d e r ?!
SaxPython: lol
Metric_Furlong: 'being a video game puzzle' is the main use
RandomTrivia: Actually that would be "Horn of the Scarab" :D
CururuGuasu: Rings?
mtvcdm: yessss
KevinTheShark: Oh they want a Beatles song?
CururuGuasu: Ringo?
niccus: ah, the secret fifth beatle
RandomTrivia: Oh HECC I forgot how jarring this was
mtvcdm: Beetle Champ
SaxPython: sad Oboe sounds
RandomTrivia: I've never felt motion sick from sound before
asthanius: I feel confident in saying: this gameplay stinks
PharaohBender27: All while the unblinking Eye of Providence just . . . stares at us. Seeing. Judging.
offbeatwitch: @LoadingReadyRun other thing from the guide, saves in the next chapter are bugged, so make a backup save after this minigame
asthanius: No that's Mummies Alive
TacitusVigil: Yugi's spirit was a pharoah, yes
CururuGuasu: Kick Tut
offbeatwitch: you know
offbeatwitch: it's some very good code
UncleExpendable: You should give this to Graham for Watch and Play
asthanius: secret power of the premier?
PharaohBender27: @offbeatwitch And it's "remastered" and priced at THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS
SaxPython: MorphinTime
UncleExpendable: WHAT
mtvcdm: Secret power of the premier, yeah
RandomTrivia: lrrFRUMP
offbeatwitch: excellent
Mysticman89: they run the priovince
SaxPython: lol
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
offbeatwitch: i think by "remastered" they mean "translated from french"
mtvcdm: Okay, so, drop backup save
DarkMorford: What about the first locked-up mason?
PharaohBender27: @UncleExpendable Well, $29.99 -
mtvcdm: And probably write ourselves a note for next time we come back to this so we remember about the backup save
RandomTrivia: @UncleExpendable I feel like I overpaid for this game... that I'm not even playing
UncleExpendable: That's insane
justthorne: Lol @RandomTrivia
f_tan_theta: that's legal? In public I mean. Public edification is legal?
RandomTrivia: benginBark
SaxPython: hammer?
Bruceski: *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
RockPusher: tqsBORK jamieBoof mattlrBork
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
SeismicLawns: borf borf borf
Juliamon: hexbug
SaxPython: :(
BusTed: rayfkWelp
gsyhiap: wtf
Bruceski: The sound fading out when Mozart talks was hilarious
RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD
niccus: congratulations! you lived the cori experience
offbeatwitch: 5 stars
UnnnaturalD20: cohhNani
Mysticman89: naw thats the galaxy brain. which i tragically lack the emote for at this moment
RandomTrivia: But can we PET the dog?
justthorne: it's still not as bad as the honey on the yoyo
RandomTrivia: @justthorne NOTHING can be as bad as the honey on the yoyo
Metric_Furlong: yes
RockPusher: Rewrite it into our own composition!
mtvcdm: Not the Taylor Swift number!
Mysticman89: I guess it's kinda sorta vaguely fluid like in certain ways. but mostly its magic.
asthanius: this game loves bases
asthanius: This feels like a good time to save
devilcultivator: don't make ANY mistakes
A_Dub888: "Its all about that bass, 'bout that bass. No trebble"
PMAvers: we open the door and Xur's standing there. "Here, Mozard, the Nine say you have need of this."
gsyhiap: buttery biscuit base?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
asthanius: does the cylinder have a flared base?
RandomTrivia: Are we getting Dan Brown'd?!
TehAmelie: i've seen a font where the Ws point to the west. it's awful
voslan: there are more minis games then 40K Ian!
PMAvers: Probably more into historicals
offbeatwitch: DOUBLE LOCKED!
justthorne: LOLOLOLOLOL
gsyhiap: TableHere FlipThis
UnnnaturalD20: this is just so much
DrChillbrain: watch and play moment
justthorne: Just cast Knock
Wicker_Guide: lrrWOW
Pteraspidomorphi: I guess it requires the green *and* the blue key
SeismicLawns: how is that door specifically double locked
iarethel0ser: Double knock? Double key!
UncleExpendable: "Check out this idiot."
offbeatwitch: "Shit's on fire, yo."
RandomTrivia: These portraits are just clickbait thumbnails from the 18th century
RandomTrivia: It's a good thing Mozart's pockets are connected to Hammerspace
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler assures us this is akin to auto battlers, so it's almost sort of a card game right? Game: Pokemon Scarlet/Violet) at Sun 06:00 PM PST (19s from now).
UncleExpendable: Wait, did we lose the beetle in the dog? We needed that to prove our innocence
RandomTrivia: Maybe we could transcribe some of Les Dawson's work, written in two keys at once, that should work lrrBEEJ
Mysticman89: is pointing west some jank translation of mirrored?
mugulord: have you combined miniature and base?
RockPusher: Watch and Cafe went so quickly lrrSHINE
mtvcdm: !youtube
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TehAmelie: thanks for suffering through this game
mtvcdm: !store
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RandomTrivia: Do we Dingle the Bingle before or after subscribing to the VoD channel? lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: !patreon
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mtvcdm: !discord
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RockPusher: dixHAMMER
mtvcdm: !homestreams
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SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart tqsClap lunarj1Heart tqsClap lunarj1Heart
Mysticman89: butter471Awww
A_Dub888: !card goblin instigator
LRRbot: Goblin Instigator [1R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [1/1] | When Goblin Instigator enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
PharaohBender27: :D
benjamin_wheeler: im fall lad
Pywodwagon: It came out super late, it good though
Pywodwagon: I just finished it today
PharaohBender27: D:
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
niccus: bless serge's heart and hope he doesn't get a heart attack
Pteraspidomorphi: That's real? Yay
Mattmitchell45: Huzzah!
iarethel0ser: Garbage day!
yalc321: benginDab
Metric_Furlong: Garbage Day!
RandomTrivia: @niccus He can hug his pillow for comfort lrrBEEJ
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
jubale1: let the stream begin!
TehAmelie: so nice to have your streams for company late at night when it seems this ongoing snowstorm tries to bury most of northern Scandinavia
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Ian and Heather! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
PharaohBender27: :D
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
mugulord: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler assures us this is akin to auto battlers, so it's almost sort of a card game right? Game: Pokemon Scarlet/Violet) at Sun 06:00 PM PST (5m ago).
DrChillbrain: vgc hype
SaxPython: Survived. what a wild ride
Rourke9: Thanks for stream!!
LostThePirate: Last week's ITYC got skipped, didn't it? Is this the first episode of the month/new game/Pokemon?
benjamin_wheeler: Yeah this is the first ITYC of the new year
FacelessManAboutTown: I think I'm going to be lurking for this episode because I haven't had a chance to play my copy of Pokemon Scarlet yet
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
FacelessManAboutTown: You nuzlocking Mr. Wheeler?
SnackPak_: is this your pokemon?
Juliamon: Spoiler Warning: Game story will not be spoiled, but new mons from it probably will.
benjamin_wheeler: Is This Your Carvanha
TheMyrMan: did I hear VGC? also Hi Wheeler :) I hope you're well
DrChillbrain: welcome to is this your gholdengo the new weekly stream where we'll spend the entire time looking at gholdengo
LostThePirate: @FacelessManAboutTown James wants to do a nuzlocke in PIF at some point, so that'd be cool.
RandomTrivia: @FacelessManAboutTown That could be a very short PiF if he's unlucky :D
FacelessManAboutTown: @Juliamon wait, is this actually a card game? I thought wheeler had just managed to talk his way into playing regular pokemon games on strim
benjamin_wheeler: I won't talk about story stuff, but there will be end-game/post-game pokemon featured
Juliamon: FacelessManAboutTown No, it's the game, but the multiplayer aspect
FacelessManAboutTown: Ah ok
DrChillbrain: comp pokemon is card game adjacent it's probably a closer to a card game than any other significant genre of competetive game
Sibwow: its a lot like play by post melee
RandomTrivia: I should go to bed, and also look away from post-game stuff. Have a good one, Chat! lrrSHINE
noa2828: Also we'll be posting the entier novelization of the game story but only in Klingon so don't worry
DrChillbrain: @Sibwow hey sibwow what the fuck is play by post melee
TheMyrMan: I didn't know Wheeler played VGC or is this a new thing he's trying?
circusofkirkus: VGC is the hottest new card game
DrChillbrain: i mean i can guess what it is
DrChillbrain: but like
DrChillbrain: what is it
benjamin_wheeler: I am, or rather was, a singles player
benjamin_wheeler: so this is new territory for me
TacitusVigil: Singles? I thought Ben's been married forever! Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Sibwow: its a game ive invented (i think) where each player plays melee one frame at a time, and reveals choices simultaneously
Mysticman89: hot singles in your area?
DeM0nFiRe: @TacitusVigil No that's his roommate Kappa
benjamin_wheeler: I'm married, but we're open to stall teams
niccus: i'm not watching if you're not bringing mozart up in this
DrChillbrain: @Sibwow wait hold on this is just yomi hustle
FacelessManAboutTown: @benjamin_wheeler Does he know you're gay yet?
benjamin_wheeler: the quagsire?
TacitusVigil: Wait, Ben's husband is gay?!
TheMyrMan: @benjamin_wheeler fair enough. I jumped from singles to VGC mid last generation, but I never got my resources together to play ranked
benjamin_wheeler: no he's unaware
Sibwow: @Sibwow huh, that it is
TheMyrMan: I'm loving it this generation though, got to Master Ball tier last season
RockPusher: benginDance benginDance benginDance
SaxPython: CoolCat
DoctorMcBoop: Does Wheeler know his husband is gay?
FacelessManAboutTown: benginDance
TheMyrMan: love this intro
themostjoast: best theme for a lrr show imo
TheMyrMan: Banger alert
RockPusher: Intro still slaps
Rustpile: Card-ish
Sibwow: wheeler why is the phone outside your headphones
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
thraximore: off to a rip-roaring start in 2023 with a phone bit!
Serpens77: the phone through the headset
RockPusher: wheelerMulder
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DoctorMcBoop: Did you make sure the phone was on
DrChillbrain: wheelerMulder spotted
TheAinMAP: Hello.
DoctorMcBoop: nope
Mischievous_Catgeist: 2029
UnnnaturalD20: Funny bit streamer
Mattmitchell45: If Card Games on Motorcycles was fine
DeM0nFiRe: Cat!
TheMyrMan: Cheer100 VGC is my card!
FacelessManAboutTown: It's March 1044th 2020
SnackPak_: sup Mulder
thraximore: wheelerMulder
Rourke9: Looking forward to this definitely a card game game
JarofGoats: oh cool, they made a spinoff of the card game?
Juliamon: Hi Mulder!
thraximore: <3
laikagoat: wheelerMuldcb
RockPusher: wheelerMulder jamieSmooch
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2634 patrons for a total of $20,579.30 per month.
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mulder! They have given 1410 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Mulder! (Today's storm count: 14)
TacitusVigil: You have a cat!
Rourke9: Mulder!!’
DrChillbrain: wheelerMulder wheelerMulder wheelerMulder
RockPusher: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
UnnnaturalD20: jlrrCoolgame
Sibwow: so no head then?
thraximore: @TacitusVigil She sits on the bench, Mulder's just a starter anyway
TacitusVigil: What does she evolve into?
TheMyrMan: important question, is it scarlet or violet?
Rourke9: I mean this is based on the card game right :)
circusofkirkus: virtual dogfighting!
thraximore: @TacitusVigil taxoplasmosis, but it's only really effective against Rattatas
rabbitgta: pkm sv vgc
SaxPython: Smog On, King
TacitusVigil: "I have been competitive pokemon battling for God" - Ben Wheeler 2023
DrChillbrain: next month on ityc: shoddy battle
DreamyPants: I refuse to believe pokemon is 20+ years old
niccus: good news, it's closer to 30
TheMyrMan: there's so much going on in doubles, very complex decision trees!
soupgiraffe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, soupgiraffe! (Today's storm count: 15)
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Wheeler!
TheMyrMan: For MTG players, you can think of it like the 6 pokemon is like your deck + sideboard, but you can sideboard game 1
TacitusVigil: 1-800-Rent-a-Poke
Evil_John_Cena: I just joined this stream, so I don't know if you mentioned it or not Wheeler, this feature has existed since Sword/Shield
themostjoast: rip hail
SaxPython: wolfe orthworm team
Evil_John_Cena: Orthworm is the homie
DrChillbrain: who up playing with they orthworm
TheMyrMan: Trick room is my jam lol
Evil_John_Cena: Worms out for Orthworm
themostjoast: That trick room team is almost m team exactly
circusofkirkus: almost world champion
KidintheOffice: his brother is champ, aaron is not I believe
themostjoast: sub torkoal for a shiny rabsca
Rourke9: Why do the Pokémon have such different levels?
solemn_storm: "is this your card?" really pushing the boundaries of cards but i can't complain
TheMyrMan: @Rourke9 They all get set to 50 anyway, so it doesn't matter
solemn_storm: @Rourke9 pokemon are all forced to level 50 in battle, so levelling past that is just in case they need to learn moves past that
Rourke9: @themyrman gotcha, thank you!
thraximore: it's like a trickhole, but a room instead
TheMyrMan: Farigiraf is my favourite new trickroom setter, it's so reliable
solemn_storm: is the star thing the teratype? i haven't played any SV