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RealGamerCow: oh
RebekahWSD: Love me some Fall Guys
SpleenLord: !next
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benjamin_wheeler: If someone donates $10 Paul said I could be a Party Princess
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benjamin_wheeler: alright thank you im party princess
Graham_LRR: Now hang on
Juliamon: You can all be party princesses
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jessicaengle: !findquote fall
LRRbot: Quote #1404: "Wait, is that lava? It looks like Alphagetti. I don't want to fall in the Alphagetti." —Alex [2014-01-17]
Ivalenz_: Cheer1000 Now @Graham_LRR can be a party princess too.
YeetTheRich_: mf said <br />
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TimIAm: !next
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benjamin_wheeler: Graham is sticking with tall guy, but thank you @Ivalenz_ now I don't feel bad submitting this as a claim
TimIAm: oh good, I'm just normal late
corianderd changes chanel name to "<br />"
TimIAm: cori no
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TimIAm: think of the DOM
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG jlrrFall lrrSIG
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GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
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DiscordianTokkan: Time for the Twitch tag <br />
TimIAm: I thought for sure that link was mangled
elliot4072: helloooo
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Juliamon: Randall knows what he's doing
RandomTrivia: ^
snowb0und: Thinkin bout them beans
lirazel64: Oh boy, I am in *just* the right mood for Fall Guys.
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Korolan: Hello, I am here for Bean Game
jessieimproved: I have my beer and my TJ's mint chocolate chip ice cream mini cookie sammies
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lirazel64: Twitch, WHY do you randomly shut off notifications on the channels I watch most?
CodeIndigo: I am so ready for some cascading Canadian chaos
YeetTheRich_: jlrrFall frostpTime
saucemaster5000: @jessieimproved that sounds delish! I have homemade grapefruit marmalade and crackers. Keep seeing a bear in a blue hat peeking through my window though...
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
RandomTrivia: @lirazel64 You clearly already know their schedules lrrBEEJ
jessicaengle: jlrrFall lrrGRAHAM lrrWHEELER
CodeIndigo: @lirazel64 They just kinda assume you're already watching
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Diabore: the lrr schedule is one of my forever tabs, im always watching
RandomTrivia: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [4h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today @apsalar and @aiamethyst working together and making it fashion 📷 ||
jessicaengle: jlrrCooltunes RQ soundtrack is best soundtrack <3
amative1: Note: tournament, not event
YeetTheRich_: oohh gamba
CodeIndigo: And I want to rewatch RQ now
vellebastet: ysbrydHype
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jessieimproved: @jessieimproved oh thinking of grapefruit reminds me to go check the upscale grocery for pummelos - it's that time of year
Orxolon: hellooo helloooo every1
CodeIndigo: But not now because now is chaos
saucemaster5000: oooh time to see if I can bankrupt my channel points for like the third time
Rustpile: I mean, someone has to win
YeetTheRich_: prediction doesn't state anyone on stream, just anyone ... ez money Kappa
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olias_675: got my beverage. ready for some CTS!
Diabore: @saucemaster5000 ive been working my way down from 4m for months, currently at 1.5
amative1: @Rustpile Don't rules lawyer me =P
jessieimproved: This song has such a cool vibe
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jessicaengle: It's got some Konami in there
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TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW FallWinning
kusinohki: hi all!
Diabore: graham has reacquired hair!
kusinohki: has fall guys added any new levels since the last time LRR played?
public_key_reveal_party: yay, time to watch my favorite internet canadians play the hot game stumble fellows
human_pirate: my power is out : )
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Despoiler98: STUMBLE BUMS?
emberBecky: o/
laundreydhull: Brrd
amative1: Autumn Dudes: Final Punch
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RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Violet__Violence: hahaha
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Crossed Falling persons
kusinohki: "because I'm the unknown stuntman who made redford such a star"
Violet__Violence: it's been a little minute
A_Dub888: Benjamin "Party Princess" Wheeler
jessieimproved: party party princess
VorlonScout: Good ol' Stumble Chums.
WiJohn: Oh hey the hair growth continues! It's getting downright respectab;e
Diabore: fall guys never stops
Orxolon: me 2 cori,me 2
yuan42: some desceneding dudes some might say?
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SnackPak_: sergeHi
LathosTiran: team yes
rhapsodyblue92: All or nothing, I'm a believer
amative1: !patreon
Earthenone: !patreon
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Kramburger: This bodes well for team Yes
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Diabore: remember, this is our fault
micalovits: #TeamCoriWin
RandomTrivia: Look at that smooth presenting professionalism!
Earthenone: !store
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LinearGif: Remember, the jump button jumps you up
kimmiekoneko: why can't i predict "no" more than 10 channel points at a time
TimIAm: Go to the store and buy a Beej!
amative1: LoadingReadyRun Dot Net... it's DOT com....
DaxStrife: Thank you Cori for the Homestar reference.
RandomTrivia: @kimmiekoneko There's a "custom amount" button
ShaneLeeAtk: Homsar n the house!
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iSmartMan1: it's dot com!
human_pirate: I am expecting people to fall
public_key_reveal_party: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR I feel like a genius for this channel point redemption
VorlonScout: Thank you Cori for confirming that my household is not the only one that still quotes that
jessicaengle: Teamwork
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lirazel64: I hope you had a good vacation, Graham.
VorlonScout: (...a lot)
TimIAm: ew no why is that one tall
MrPhlip: why tall man
SnackPak_: if you got time to fill, you got time to shill
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ZombieHendrix: you got time to mill, you've got time to fill
kimmiekoneko: pls no so tall guy
Twilight_Spark: If you have time to fill, you've got time to shill. :)
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Azralorne: fall all the guys
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LathosTiran: @kimmiekoneko below the 10 point button should be a "custom amount" link
KeytarCat: If you've got time to fill, you've got time to shill!
RandomTrivia: Ian is mocapping his falls today :D
CodeIndigo: If there's time to fill, there's time to fall
Violet__Violence: i misread tiltyhouse for a second lmao
jessieimproved: a distinct upgrade from the existing metaverse
TheAinMAP: Tall Fall Guy
Diabore: grahams character is... kind of phallic
Rustpile: When you've got time to fill, you've got time to shill
ChaoticObserver: Oh Ian
DaxStrife: Is Graham facing the wrong way, or is that... a dick?
RandomTrivia: OH NO
KaleidoscopeMind: curious jorts!
Violet__Violence: oh my god
DiscordianTokkan: Curious Jorts is so GOOD
ChaoticObserver: Too early to be that on your game
LidofLoathing: why are they all pulsating?
Violet__Violence: tol guy
public_key_reveal_party: slenderguy
DaxStrife: Oh no that's unsettling.
human_pirate: tall guy
amative1: long long maaaaaaaaan
LinearGif: all guy
Akaiatana: By the way, G: Nice beard. It is a Samson's hair of hope <3
Nukified: that sure is a tall bean, huh
RandomTrivia: Gotta fit that skeleton in there somehow lrrBEEJ
Violet__Violence: oh wow that's hliarious
kusinohki: do the jorts have a hole for the tail??
pn55: I was just thinking that!
ChaoticObserver: Just under the eyes
micalovits: I think its the top of the "normal" head
human_pirate: more like a free for fall
YeetTheRich_: great question paul, i choose not to think about that
AllTheWeasels: They have no mouths and they must scream
TimIAm: That's the Fallskin
KaleidoscopeMind: its the top of the head. the face is fake
DaxStrife: I Have No Mouth And I Must Fall.
notthepenguins: that's upsetting
RandomTrivia: Oh Wheeler why
Nigouki: LIPS
BrowneePoints: it's big Bob's burgers mouth energy
Earthenone: great, annother mouth to feed!
AllTheWeasels: wheelerMonkey
public_key_reveal_party: mouths are so last week
BigDaddyBland87: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MacabreAurora: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
lady_olynder: ook ook
jessicaengle: jlrrFall lrrPAUL
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Twilight_Spark: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR MOUTH
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Don’t mouth off
LinearGif: mom said it's my turn with the Mouth
Akaiatana: Mouth Grooves, an album by Neil C
vellebastet: lrrSHINE
public_key_reveal_party: @Akaiatana you're so right
public_key_reveal_party: it's like a periscope
lady_olynder: they extruded the bean too long
amative1: Two fall guys in a trenchcoat?
kimmiekoneko: can you still limbo as though you were a small guy?
RandomTrivia: Two Fall Guys in a rubber trench coat
jessicaengle: He's cosplaying as himself.
RandomTrivia: Ah, the hivemind is working :D
Nukified: are we a Russian nesting bean?
Verrain2: Anyone else playing Stupendium's And So We Fall in the background?
YeetTheRich_: the dark points are actually the nose
Boon_33: maybe you have those tribal neck stretching rings under there
Mattmitchell45: I think the costume mouth is your forehead
kusinohki: it's like senpai duck in duck game
Violet__Violence: lmao
the_one_and_only_kim: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:33.
Violet__Violence: god i forgot how vibrant this game's colors are, it's great
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TimIAm: Dark Souls controls of course
amative1: down is faster
RandomTrivia: That was the strat!
nyoomgoom: genuinely that is the faster way
RandomTrivia: Graham is actively gaming
KaleidoscopeMind: it's a fake head hat because if you change the color of the the bean face, it doesn't change the tall person's "face" (last i saw, which was months ago)
iSmartMan1: I think you just discovered a new meta
amative1: 1st place!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Violet__Violence: nice
vellebastet: seabatClap
saucemaster5000: good start
RandomTrivia: benginChamp FBtouchdown
Diabore: FIRST!
Foxmar320: Graham got the zoomies
TimIAm: Graham's not just long, he's fast too!
MrPhlip: gold medal?
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
head_cannon: FBtouchdown
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
kimmiekoneko: noo my channel points
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
rabbitgta: made it look gg e zed
Diabore: damn paul
josh___something: oof
LinearGif: the shade!
RandomTrivia: @kimmiekoneko It's the entire tournament, not the first event
Violet__Violence: great start
kimmiekoneko: the sonic the hedgehog is the ugliest outfit in the game
saucemaster5000: It's jan 9th -- national gross camo day
VorlonScout: It's all downhill from here
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jedi_master_zll: The square of 7!
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amative1: Reminder, Tournament. Not Event. Tournament. i.e. GET THE CROWN
RandomTrivia: Uhhhh, Graham lrrSPOOP
public_key_reveal_party: graham is entering cyberspace
Akaiatana: Paul: That's how you know when you're outplaid
Excalibur_1867_: cohhM Grahams cam
TimIAm: Fail fast and go home
LinearGif: Graham cam second only to Cam cam
Violet__Violence: yup
ritchards: Hey, Flail Guys!
BigDaddyBland87: Geet it on!
ChaoticObserver: DON'T GET ELIMINATED!
RandomTrivia: In the words of Abridged!Roshi: "Know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em" :D
merchfan: Graham’s lighting is in point
merchfan: On
Violet__Violence: bonk
public_key_reveal_party: paul taps the ashes out of his pipe as he studies fall guys
Crad0k: get wrekd
BrowneePoints: yea theres a lot of new ones but some game modes have a higher amount
Nigouki: oh no
Diabore: i am regretting my bet slightly
RandomTrivia: *squidge*
Nigouki: am i actually gonna lose my chat points?
EricTheOrange: extra long bean
YeetTheRich_: you've been training, admit it
korvys: That's what she said
DaxStrife: And on this episode of "Ow, My Balls!" ...
RandomTrivia: There is so much gaming happening here
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
EOstby: Ah, the Stumble Chums!
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josh___something: you are?!
blip2004: silver is top 20% so you still got it
RandomTrivia: jlrrFall
Earthenone: !holes
LRRbot: Come see the Antler Arch in beautiful downtown Jackson Hole.
Violet__Violence: pffffff
A_Dub888: Graham "Busted by Balls" Stark
public_key_reveal_party: graham is gaming so much tonight
kimmiekoneko: i didn't think they would be actively gaming
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: dear lord Ian looks like the villain from season 1 doom patrol
EricTheOrange: don't get ballzed
Earthenone: you con saved that trap
the_one_and_only_kim: is this like the Fortnite stream, do you play agianst bots for the first 3 games?!
Cephallope: Dont! Get! Ballsed!
Violet__Violence: someone's afk
Violet__Violence: lol
Gadora: Graham's haunted.
Alas_Babylon: Joe Assassinscreed
Violet__Violence: graham i think your camera's possessed
RandomTrivia: Uh oh, Graham is in the Phantom Zone again
KaleidoscopeMind: G's haunted
Getter404: Oh no, Graham got greened
saucemaster5000: graham is max headroom
damn_i_am_pretty: G is moving between dimensions
Twilight_Spark: Graham getting assassinated in a fit of irony.
BigDaddyBland87: Graham is bot confirmed
Diabore: this is new
kimmiekoneko: oh this one is new to me
Boon_33: greenscreen rave!
nyoomgoom: i hope they run into someone wearing something from the destiny stuff
Alas_Babylon: Graham is too handsome for his camera
Violet__Violence: oh this is new
LinearGif: It's Assassin Creed, from the Grass Roots!
VorlonScout: Is everyone playing on PC?
Getter404: Oh no... tentacles
YeetTheRich_: it's the demon made a deal with to get this good at fall guys
human_pirate: rhe graham cam strikes againg
TiagoToledo: Good lord, what's happening inside that camera? OpieOP
YeetTheRich_: *graham
Scy_Anide: Don't fall, blast balls.
RandomTrivia: We know that Graham's computer can't handle The Long Game intro AND 4K Destiny at once, so it's probably holding on for dear life
PMAvers: Blast is stored in the balls
JonTheGoose: Graham Hedroom
Violet__Violence: "don't fall, guys"
Verrain2: Good luck Largest Bean!
RandomTrivia: Standing still meta!
public_key_reveal_party: graham, my channel points thank you
Violet__Violence: lmao graham wins by doing nothing
amative1: 3/4 remain
BrowneePoints: G luigid
KaleidoscopeMind: tall luigi energy
korvys: Luigi wins by doing nothing!
micalovits: Graham hard at work
jessicaengle: Good strat
kimmiekoneko: you gotta be blasting my balls
RandomTrivia: Out. PLAYED>
jessicaengle: That round was very cerebral
Violet__Violence: noooo
northos: wow we've got 3 out of the final 8?
Diabore: we might actually lose points doubters
VorlonScout: Fire up the Someone Else's Problem field and let them all eliminate each other. Good strat.
public_key_reveal_party: 30% chance at this point I think
Violet__Violence: oh good
Twilight_Spark: Oh no, my precious channel points.
j0biwan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 15 month streak!
j0biwan: It’s a valid strat.
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ChaoticObserver: The double beam
Violet__Violence: welp, good luck
saucemaster5000: @Diabore eh, I should've gone all in
jessicaengle: Are we playing other real people online I guess, chat?
kimmiekoneko: i hope tall guy has the same hitbox as everyone else
JokerBoney: yes
JokerBoney: @jessicaengle yes
Akaiatana: They are all just Fall Guise
LinearGif: what if it was a mechanic suit?
jessicaengle: ty @JokerBoney
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RandomTrivia: *BONK*
Crad0k: you don't get a hidden blade with the AC one? boo
public_key_reveal_party: welp
SnackPak_: o7
DaxStrife: Good, I don't want to hear about the Fall Guys "meta."
Diabore: camera gave up
jessicaengle: @JokerBoney Now I understand what I was betting on :D
RandomTrivia: The jinks!
blip2004: the recovery
A_Dub888: He's Gaming!
Violet__Violence: what was it that ben ulmer said a while back? everyone who grabs in this game is a dingus mahoney?
HadesLeprechaun: just gotta look ahead and either rush forward before they line up, or run away before they line up
BigDaddyBland87: 2nd place!
Nigouki: wooo! my points lived!
Violet__Violence: GRAHAM'S GONE
RandomTrivia: Phew, I was genuinely worried for my points there :D
KaleidoscopeMind: so close
ChaoticObserver: My points!
josh___something: XD
GhostValv: oh no~
jedi_master_zll: Thanks for taking that fall Ian!
TheWanderingNomad: Towards the center not TOWARDS the Center!
northos: lrrDOTS
RandomTrivia: Amazig start though
Dog_of_Myth: lrrDOTS
Nigouki: 103k points profit!
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
kimmiekoneko: next time i'm betting on a win
micalovits: Graham is loading
vellebastet: oohh nooo 😂
Diabore: lrrDOTS
public_key_reveal_party: lrrDOTS as graham
EOstby: lrrGRAHAM lrrDOTS
Gadora: lrrDOTS
RandomTrivia: Graham is loading
LinearGif: three dot night
Excalibur_1867_: lrrDOTS
josh___something: The loading in the ready run
NotCainNorAbel: lrrDOTS
WhirlwindAbyss: 109k points nice!
A_Dub888: Graham "Three Dots" Stark
FenrisSchafer: lrrDOTS
PMAvers: lrrDOTS
Getter404: You are 50% of your logo
RandomTrivia: Hmmmmmmm
SOLinvictus_h: Was seriously thinking oh no gonna bankrupt myself again!
codatski: lrrDOTS
BigDaddyBland87: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
Excalibur_1867_: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
ForOhForError: like 3 tiny thwomps
amative1: Joining us tonight: Wheeler, Ian, Cori, and Elgato
Boon_33: there are three dots
DaxStrife: Long live the new flesh.
SpoonfullOfSugar: oh, new flesh dropped today
MrGibberish: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
Excalibur_1867_: @amative1 cohhLUL
kimmiekoneko: i have 50k channel points, i'm going to vegas here, folks!
tacocat64_: That's interesting cori since you look the same
kusinohki: new flesh, who dis?
notthepenguins: new flesh would be nice
saucemaster5000: farewell to the flesh
HbombAndFriends subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months, currently on a 29 month streak!
HbombAndFriends: 70. We’ve moved past “nice”.
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tacocat64_: Graham needs some new camera though
NotCainNorAbel: I really feel like FallGuys needs the JackBox announcer voice between rounds.
JokerBoney: new flesh just dropped
Violet__Violence: he's back!
Diabore: he back!
BigDaddyBland87: I could use some new flesh...preferrably down about 3 sizes
raulghoulia: I Want a New Flesh is my favorite Huey Lewis song
red_shoes_jeff: We have a Gra lrrHAM
Orxolon: i thought it was winning one during the line,i'm chnnel points broke :(
jessicaengle: Graham is a smooth dude
Orxolon: the *night
GhostValv: D:
saucemaster5000: donald ducking it
Dog_of_Myth: No pants Cori
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh
jessicaengle: lrrHAM_HF
akvar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
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Excalibur_1867_: cohhD cohhTOS
Diabore: FAITH
jessicaengle: Crossing the Beans
TheWanderingNomad: Pulsating Bean is not a thing I wanted to hear :o
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Crad0k: it's more bobbing that pulsating
HbombAndFriends: Beaning the Stream
GhostValv: the resonant beanancy
Violet__Violence: pfff
LinearGif: That's the pulse of the universe
DiscordianTokkan: elfunkBeans
ShaneLeeAtk: The bouncing DVD logo allover again
MrPhlip: whats your bean pulsation beat frequency?
Favre_the_Undead: aren't pulses similar to beans
Twilight_Spark: Lewd.
Akaiatana: We could see Cori's Legumes
Violet__Violence: ;lsakdfj
saucemaster5000: I remember being SO sad to learn that jumping beans jump because of little bugs
Verrain2: @Favre_the_Undead Perfect!
kimmiekoneko: it's what is called a "protip"
tacocat64_: It's my way or the high way
Favre_the_Undead: @Favre_the_Undead thx. it just popped into my head
Getter404: Graham's camera feed is going full Max Headroom and... I'm not sure if I'm hear for it or not
Twilight_Spark: Scotland is just cold jungle prove me wrong Kappa
LinearGif: Each bean should have a different prime factor in its pulsation frequency, to reduce synchronization
kusinohki: "the jungles of Norway" - just like in no time to die
Crad0k: some beans just want to watch the world burn
RandomTrivia: Remember that some players literally aren't trying to win, just ruin your day
raulghoulia: Fleet Week
Violet__Violence: so many beans
kimmiekoneko: is this the moby dick season pass
Violet__Violence: lmao
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TheWooglie: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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nyoomgoom: the current season is like, atlantis & nautical themed
A_Dub888: SaboFrogged
WhirlwindAbyss: but i voted points for you to win!
jessicaengle: If you've got time to be tall, you've got time to fall
KevinTheShark: Well... turns out the hat is one of the rewards for the challenges. I also just won one....
kimmiekoneko: i'm like captain ahab, only my nemesis is a large ball
RandomTrivia: NOOOOO
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Violet__Violence: awwwww welp
Violet__Violence: NICE
Cephallope: PrideLaugh
micalovits: Got there!
red_shoes_jeff: lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Violet__Violence: the camera is rebelling again
tacocat64_: Camera angry again
philippekav: that bounce was clutch
KaleidoscopeMind: lrrSPOOPY
A_Dub888: Cool Technology!
ZombieHendrix: does it see all the green squares and want to key them out?
Diabore: and then it super speeds to catch up to the present
ckupf: Graham's webcam was like a Tool video
LinearGif: Grahamera is allergic to victory
josh___something: Is.... is the fallboard invading the camera?
LathosTiran: it buffered and then time compressed....weird camera
PMAvers: Like some sort of hill, be the king of it.
ChaoticObserver: There is no scoring in the score zone
Wicker_Guide: the zone specifically for scoring
Twilight_Spark: The score zone designed specifically for Scoring, Scoring's Zone.
James_the_Dabbler: That score zone?
micalovits: Last time I played this it was bugged so no one got points
Getter404: Score in the score zone. The price of 1 wood is 1 wood.
Violet__Violence: pfffff
kimmiekoneko: use the what to do the huh?
Dog_of_Myth: Just get in the suck hole
RandomTrivia: S U C C hole
ontario_watson: Now I can’t stop seeing the idle bean pulsate animations. Thanks, Wheeler.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: May the pipes be whit you
saucemaster5000: Suckhole the pulsating beans
kusinohki: unlike sports ball where you need to be in the score zone with a ball...
Violet__Violence: protip: go to the suckhole
TheWanderingNomad: "Get in the SUCC Hole Shinji."
Xenovita: arent those called gloryholes?
DaxStrife: This level sponsored by the Secret Pipesmen.
Texan_Reverend: It appears that Graham's camera has isues whenever the game is loading. As if the computer resources are just being overtaxed.
amative1: got there!
Violet__Violence: nice lmao
josh___something: BAHAHAH
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
micalovits: Perfect strat!
kimmiekoneko: flying thru the zone
public_key_reveal_party: yah!
RealGamerCow: Get in the zone, auto zone
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
Nickiatori: g was first
jessicaengle: lrrAWESOME
ArcticAtlantic: I just tried to turn the camera on my phone 😂
MrPhlip: why does the suck hole have teeth
soulessgamer: Is Epic secretly mining crypto?
Diabore: the pipes have teeth!
kusinohki: get in the score zone shinji!
Diabore: why do the pipes have teeth!
Dog_of_Myth: @MrPhlip Why not?
kimmiekoneko: the bongo zone
PMAvers: something something stand on the point?
Twilight_Spark: They're zoning off!
Violet__Violence: actively gaming
LinearGif: you've been sent to the scornfield
public_key_reveal_party: pardon?
PMAvers: They're in party time.
kimmiekoneko: wait there's a hellen keller bean
ChaoticObserver: Great for pinball though
RandomTrivia: It *does* sound Hel-ish lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: being blind and deaf might increase your odds
Spooky_Noises: I love that the pipes just shoot you into the death plane
Violet__Violence: awwwww
Violet__Violence: welp
kusinohki: hellish kellish?
Cephallope: o7
GhostValv: benginO7
AllTheWeasels: o7
BigDaddyBland87: oh that's terrible
micalovits: o7
Scarbble: hate to see it
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Evochron13: 109 months of falling.
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jedi_master_zll: benginO7
Dog_of_Myth: Off by one is Serge's bit.
human_pirate: that is soo sad :(
RandomTrivia: benginO7
ContingentCat: o7
amative1: into the abyss
micalovits: Rave Graham!
RandomTrivia: Graham HypeLUL
raulghoulia: sweet dance moves
josh___something: Geddan
soulessgamer: It's accidental horror.
ZombieHendrix: it's the Graham Headroom screen
Boon_33: groovy
tacocat64_: Sick moves graham
DaxStrife: Wow, Graham turning into Max Headroom for a moment.
human_pirate: >(
SocraticMethod: Graham is Max Headrooming I see
Evochron13: did graham enter the glitchverse again?
KevinTheShark: The camera thing is.... a fascinating bug
Akaiatana: Is it breakdancing if the camera is the thing that's breaking?
Violet__Violence: neat
Verrain2: Get ready for some epic standing!
RealGamerCow: SoIStartedBlastin.gif
TheWooglie: also the water rises
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
Violet__Violence: that was. fast.
Pteraspidomorphi: Last time's strategy was better
ArcticAtlantic: I think there’s sea stuff, space stuff, party stuff and arena stuff since yous last played
vellebastet: seabatClap
amative1: that one 100% depends on where you spawn
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WhirlwindAbyss: So who is still in?
amative1: volleyfall
amative1: team time
public_key_reveal_party: 14 bean salad is pretty good
Korolan: 14 Beans Remain...
Violet__Violence: oh this looks like it'll be funnn
ArcticAtlantic: Oh I am so useless at this one
Violet__Violence: uh oh lol
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LinearGif: follyball
Diabore: lrrEFF
Tiber727: "Crabs in a bucket" is the only way to live.
jessicaengle: @Violet__Violence It's bean fun so far
Dog_of_Myth: This is just Tron
SnowbirdMike: hahahhaaaa
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
LancerEagle: @kevlargiraffe thanks for the gift sub!
public_key_reveal_party: can we get a hubris in chat?
KevlarGiraffe: sergeHubris sergeHubris
Violet__Violence: interesting that this is one on one instead of a team game the way this game normally does them
josh___something: football with cars
RandomTrivia: The own goal¬!
RandomTrivia: Welp
ArmadilloAL: Don't biff yourself Wheeler.
Fanklok: Hurbis
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
GhostValv: benginO7
Painfully_Dyslexic: ONE TOUCHIE!
Violet__Violence: nice
Nukified: bump, set, spike. not yeet
TheWooglie: Wheeler did not
Diabore: cori you are my last hope
ArcticAtlantic: Wooo go Cori
Gaz_L: Megatron... er, Wheeler... i thought you were made of sterner stuff
Violet__Violence: wat
vellebastet: Let's go, Cori! seabatClap
RandomTrivia: Pffffft HypeLUL
Twilight_Spark: How do you end up with an odd number of people after that?
korvys: CPU problem?
northos: you should definitely file a bug report for this :D
amative1: 41% are rooting for Cori...
Spooky_Noises: could be dude count
RandomTrivia: Yep, it's cursed
Twilight_Spark: No wait, I'm silly.
mrjujubeans: Guys, you made me score on myself
Xenovita: WutFace
LinearGif: Allergic to victory, as I suspected
Boon_33: wizard did it
Diabore: @Twilight_Spark easy, start at 14
AveryCorvus: Could also be CPU/GPU overload and there's less people being rendered
public_key_reveal_party: lrrFRUMP_TK
amative1: @Twilight_Spark 14 people, 7 pairs, one of each pair got through
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Lol, Ian.
RandomTrivia: And then all the frames are ending up on the floor
NotCainNorAbel: ian lrrJUDGE
7gorobei: is there some sort of streamer mode ingame interfering?
TheAinMAP: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
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Armstrong11139: Man, I need to fire up Fall Guys again. Been too long.
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philippekav: it was worse when there was a lot of beans so maybe it's GPU usage ?
KevinTheShark: Ohhhh this one sucks for a variety of reasons
saucemaster5000: go kraken! I have a mild bet against cori's life
SnackPak_: so rude
mariomario42: Squid4
TheAinMAP: It's a Kraken
josh___something: It's a kraken, paul
RandomTrivia: YEET
micalovits: Nooo!
LinearGif: Hey, what's kraken
kimmiekoneko: infini-pus
Diabore: NOOOO
RandomTrivia: Ohhhhhh, so close
They_Are_Alyx: NotLikeThis
vellebastet: So close!
PMAvers: Well, it's clearly a giant robot.
Pteraspidomorphi: Very close
RandomTrivia: Good effort Cori!
Diabore: and ending the game kills the camera
red_shoes_jeff: Hrm
ArcticAtlantic: Alright I really should try to sleep again. See yous all in the VOD! lrrSHINE
amative1: sharkbait ooo aaa aaa
jessicaengle: Bye @ArcticAtlantic
Diabore: stay faith
GhostValv: :O
saucemaster5000: Welp, no reason to change my bet so far
northos: TOS
TheWriterAleph: ;)
Akaiatana: Graham's character has more Longevity
Azralorne: CORI
tacocat64_: Paul stop
Nigouki: Extruded Guy
TheWriterAleph: extruded, paul, plz
public_key_reveal_party: I already had to make one clip about cori breaking tos tonight
MrPhlip: baited shark doot doo do doot do doo
northos: Paul asking the real questions
korvys: Can you make yourself green?
excalgold: i thought the fall guys were foam paded mecha so people could safetly particapate in bloodsport!
Verrain2: King Hippo, Bean Version
Gaz_L: why does Graham, the largest Fall Guy, not simply eat the other 3?
Getter404: I do not subscribe to Hollow Bean Theory
ontario_watson: I believe Fall Guy anatomy has been determined to be horrifying
Blakemcm: yes they did and its gross
shea_wolfe: They did, it's horrifying
randombillfolds: Fall 'Guise.
josh___something: yes
notthepenguins: it's horrifying
northos: yup
Akaiatana: True to life, paul
LinearGif: What piece of work is a guy!
Violet__Violence: they're very large, it's horrifying lol
korvys: And you can't teach that
JadedCynic: *hypothesis
Pteraspidomorphi: Very dense then
jessicaengle: He's like big bird.
iarethel0ser: Well thanks for those measurements and that nightmare tonight.
tacocat64_: It's a wonder they can jump
saucemaster5000: 400 lbs? What do they eat?
KevinTheShark: Graham's is like..... the slender man of beans
Earthenone: they eat the losers
jessicaengle: @saucemaster5000 Smaller beans?
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: I can't think of anything clever.
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mariomario42: Graham is getting that classic DB video glitching
Verrain2: They eat bars to the face.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 Other Fall Guys.
iarethel0ser: @Earthenone Oh no!
Kramburger: This is upsetting to listen to
saucemaster5000: oh dear lord their skeleton...
LinearGif: You can grab people, but they'll hold it against you
Earthenone: how much spline?
public_key_reveal_party: graham is a cameraman first, a gamer second
josh___something: The beans have spine?
eshplode: They have an exoskeleton
SquidVorb: they do
korvys: 30% spine by volume
spinebustertee: I'm sure your spine will be fine.
amative1: very healthy, so many organs </zim>
excalgold: it fires spines out of its mouth ?
Verrain2: Much Spine! Such Wow!
QuixoticScrivener: reticulating splines
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
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theevermist: 29 months, that's almost a third of a year!
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KevinTheShark: The gap is immensely evil
saucemaster5000: pollock vomited on that one
Pal_Friendpatine: Oooo I love reticulating splines
TheWriterAleph: my talleeeest!!
Akaiatana: Adam's playing?? :P
excalgold: A Tall guy as it were
public_key_reveal_party: -gasp- brother!
Gaz_L: Yandham Z?
Violet__Violence: ;aslkdfj
raulghoulia: Tallgeese?
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
excalgold: G-g-graham Headroom !
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham has activated his Stand
JadedCynic: wow
RebekahWSD: Concern
vellebastet: 😂😂
Xenovita: lrrWOW
ChaoticObserver: A Wang Chung video breaks out
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
GhostValv: looked more like Fallingar Z
RandomTrivia: Amazing
James_the_Dabbler: What a dance move
DiscordianTokkan: Graham is now Max Headroom
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Blakemcm: Graham, video wizard
sfn____: Graham with the YTP moves
Violet__Violence: that's a clip, holy shit
Cephallope: He moves like they do
BigDaddyBland87: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Kaorti: nooooo! the gibson!
amative1: Get down yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi...
Boon_33: there can be only one! (tall one)
red_shoes_jeff: Green Eggs and Gra lrrHAM
nyoomgoom: max headroom hecken camera
djalternative: G's possessed
SquareDotCube: It's DB6 all over agin
baskwalla: Graham this isn’t Let’s Nope
public_key_reveal_party: I always felt there weren't enough lrr creepypastas
saucemaster5000: I love it catching up in fast speed
YeetTheRich_: holy shit that's horrifying
Akaiatana: Gotta go fast
TheWriterAleph: Flail Grahams
code1300: Kick the nentindo
WiJohn: Wait was Yami on the other side? Does Graham have to play a penalty game?
Azralorne: OMG I hate this one
CaptinOfBeez: graham has been body snatched this isnt him anymore
blip2004: this one is pretty easy if you can follow lines
TheWooglie: trick the cross points are always a straight line
CaptainSpam: It is once again QWOP o' Clock, fellow old-school Desert Bus fans!
Meltalar: Graham trying to give us Myst vibes with the camera flickering
korvys: is the map on the groud relevent?
northos: !advice
LRRbot: Drag Spider-Man to New York!
blip2004: Follow the line from the center to the outer edge.
Pal_Friendpatine: Start at the star and follow that line to the right exit
KevinTheShark: Of course it's the last one you try. You wouldn't find the right one and then keep trying the others
ontario_watson: Well this is a fresh hell
zblust: If two lines intersect, just take the center path, don't turn
blip2004: guessing will get you nowhere in this game.
josh___something: Never trust other beans
Azralorne: this is the actual worst level
SquidVorb: oh no, Graham is dots
stonemage01: I think if you get sent back, you can jump off the map to get put back where you were. pretty sure atleast
laundreydhull subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
laundreydhull: Graham Stark & LRR Crew Starring in... "Tall Guy: A Fall Guys Story" crossing through a stream near you.
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Ryxiene: 🔵🔵🔵
Serpens77: I jsut arrived; looks liek Graham has finally been consumed by a void? Bummer
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
Violet__Violence: what a weird game
public_key_reveal_party: lrrDOTS
amative1: actually solving the puzzle > wild guesses
RandomTrivia: lrrDOTS
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
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excalgold: Graham has Become Loading....who are ready and Run in this musical trio?
nyoomgoom: to be fair i think the devs didn't do a great job of explaining how the lines work in-game. like, they had to make a twitter post about it
Dog_of_Myth: Those Balls were from Elden Ring.
voren_chalco: Do Fall Guys... have blood?
Drasvin: lrrDOTS
MrPhlip: Welcome to Fall Guys, our players are Wheeler, Ian, Cori and lrrDOTS
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Compression.
josh___something: That killed a lot more people
shendaras: He's phased out until next turn
Boon_33: angry pixies in the computer
amative1: @MrPhlip Elgato
MadWolf1290: @MrPhlip no, now it's Elgato
ContingentCat: clearly G's camera is haunted
public_key_reveal_party: graham is carrying the weight and his computer is trying its best
RandomTrivia: Among the amazing gifs this makes for, this is my favourite fragment
Fruan: I'm going to guess its... frame rates. Yeah. That'll do it.
baskwalla: Go Elgato!
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YeetTheRich_: nah, it's clearly demons
LordZarano: If I had to guess, that screen has unbounded framerate, so the GPU goes crazy generating infinite frames and has no capacity left over for encoding webcam?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The camera is on strike for ethical treatment of the fall guys.
amative1: welp
RandomTrivia: Welp
KevinTheShark: Its not like the levels are.... graphics intensive though?...
korvys: get juggled
Gaz_L: wait are we operating under the rules that if we can't see G, he can't see the game? :D
Akaiatana: Ian, are you talking about ConBravo? :P
JadedCynic: Ian calling me out like that
MadWolf1290: G's back!
EricTheOrange: Whats wrong with smalltowns single fan?
shendaras: And he's back on the battlefield.
baskwalla: If we can’t see G, G can’t see us.
amative1: I wonder if anyone's still brave enough to vote Yes
RandomTrivia: I'm only slightly disappointed that this isn't mosh'd enough to get into a "Who's that Datamosh" quiz
Gaz_L: if this like Fall Guys Takeshi's Castle/Wipeout?
excalgold: @baskwalla c-can he normally see us?!
RandomTrivia: Smol Graham!
TheCrippig03: Smol G
Meltalar: Graham, next time, just set up a Baxter Cam mogHi
jessicaengle: Wee G
KBKarma: I have not played this game in so long...
Boon_33: I blame pharaohbender's antenna for the interference
TheWriterAleph: weegee time
xVeinFirex: I've been betting all my channel points every time and i can not get rid of them all :')
KBKarma: What's the frequency, Kenneth?
mitomanox: wheeler is Jamiroquai pineapple
princess_intell: awww no kitty
Akaiatana: Wait, is Brave New Faves pirating from wihin the house?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Meltalar: let's go
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I was just listening to the pirate radio episode of qwerpline today
Serpens77: Baxtern't Cam
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "where are you, Johannesburg by way of Liverpool?"
princess_intell: Ian get a bird so we can get bird cam
LinearGif: Baxter exhibiting Rum Tum Tugger energy
Gizmoloid: cat hair cam
RandomTrivia: Content warning: flickering - Rave, Graham, rave!
jessicaengle: @Gizmoloid lul
mrjujubeans: This is why Baxter cam should be strapped to him.
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public_key_reveal_party: is this what ghost in the shell is about/
Akaiatana: Is it Boxing Day?
Fruan: Computers were a mistake
saucemaster5000: It's tech halloween
Spanked42: ghost in the shell if you will?
amative1: Epiphany was the 6th
kusinohki: switch to maple cam... oh wait, wrong stream...
Meltalar: a third of a cat cam
Spanked42: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
KBKarma: Nollaig na mBan was a few days ago.
DarkMorford: Ghosts? But this isn't Destiny
jessicaengle: Is this a Blusterball thing?
jessicaengle: Blurstball?
princess_intell: @mrjujubeans Baxter might disagree
SquidVorb: ?
princess_intell: how's finnegan
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averythetiger: It's one day after my birthday. Is that anything?
KBKarma: But that's not really a sppoky thing.
northos: *shakes fist* Connecticut!
DoctorHutch: Connect? I Cut!
sasschad: Full moon?!
A_Dub888: Independicut Connecicut
MrPhlip: is this, like russian orthodox boxing day?
Azralorne: might need to restart
Cephallope: "Match found. You're not in it."
MrPhlip: or was that yesterday
JadedCynic: match found...CONNECTING match in 5-10 min
Getter404: Purge the Xeno
Violet__Violence: i see getting into a match still takes as long as it did when i played last lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Azralorne: I get stuck on this screen a lot
RandomTrivia: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
Wicker_Guide: it's the day after california had very weird rains. everything internet may be fuzzy
ContingentCat: yes this is clearly Zeno's fult
MaillouxB: I dunno, Connecticut Statehood is probably more likely
excalgold: Xeno fled the capital?!
SnowbirdMike: Not Instanbull?
ghyllnox: Did they even have the same year?
public_key_reveal_party: @kusinohki lolipVibe ?
Violet__Violence: don't lie game
amative1: #blameian
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excalgold: what ever will become of the empire?!
saucemaster5000: time to play among us to find out the canceler
KaleidoscopeMind: the game is a player in your party
princess_intell: so Istanbul was then NOT Constantinople?
firehawkzoa: what's everyone drinking
LinearGif: But before he can flee, first he has to get halfway out of the city
Wicker_Guide: o_O
Muddy_Thunder: Ian are you sure aren't talking about Istanbul?
SajuukSjet: something certainly seems up tonight with The Internet
lamina5432: Friday the13th this week
excalgold: they...arent...sure?
PMAvers: It's okay, they were all vampires.
Muddy_Thunder: @princess_intell Damnit you beat me to it!
amative1: @princess_intell It WAS Constantinople. NOW it's Istanbul.
Sibwow: lets call it 1500
Dog_of_Myth: Typical Ivan
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Violet__Violence: oh no lmao
MrPhlip: that's a heck of an interest rate
GhostValv: in a row?
TheCrippig03: gosh he was so terrible
RandomTrivia: Yep, that sure has murdered my interest in history lrrBEEJ
iSmartMan1: I'm sure at least one of them was interesting
RavingPenguin: Graham clearly listening to Sandstorm
korvys: Personally? He must have been so exhausted
Getter404: Ivan the Unpleasant
tacocat64_: don't like the new graham addition
ContingentCat: @Muddy_Thunder that's nobody's business but the huns
amative1: lrrDOTS
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @princess_intell why'd they change it? I can't say.
jessicaengle: The ghost of Blurnsball
red_shoes_jeff: @princess_intell People just liked it better that way.
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Lord_Hosk: Did they all have to line up in an orderly queue? was that why it was 1000-2000? because some people left the queue early?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Captain Crunch! Stop messing with the frames!
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm
KBKarma: Ah yes. Horatio Nelson. Noted enemy of technology.
Akaiatana: Oh no, Graham got Horatioed!
laundreydhull: eighteen what now?
RavingPenguin: That explains all teh sailor cap bois!
saucemaster5000: Graham really shouldn't have named his phone Horatio Nelson
princess_intell: to clarify: Istanbul was Constantinople. it is now NOT Constantinople and it remains unclear why they altered the name, although there is speculation about the population preferring the name
ontario_watson: And he is celebrating his funeral by… cursing Graham’s camera?
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WhirlwindAbyss: i steped away for like 2 min, did they start a new one or did it take a long time to load
princess_intell: I have now tortured this joke sufficiently and will take no further questions
northos: wait, it's all Portal?
RandomTrivia: sergeFall
josh___something: The greed and/or hubris!
iSmartMan1: I just realized Blaseball is back
SocraticMethod: Playing Dares of Eternity, eh?
Diabore: is jumping really better there?
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: Last year I saw Breaking 475 Big News. This year it's Breaking Big 475 News.
RandomTrivia: @Diabore I don't think so :D
northos: that caused me psychological damage
LinearGif: fallgetaboutit
JadedCynic: offal?
ExarSnow: jumping on those ramp's is actually slower than just running
mtgsignal: real big clench there for graham
micalovits: @Diabore Sure isn't
Garrub: @Diabore pretty sure it is distinctly worse, unless theyve changed the physics
CaptainSpam: Gotta know your pinball angles.
TStodden: BTW, you can walk up those conveyor ramps. It's a bit slow, but it's a lot easier to progress.
Spades_Slicc: Hey chat! Did you know that there's ~special~ mouthwash that you can only get with a prescription?
KBKarma: Several!
KBKarma: Corsodyl!
EricTheOrange: yand-ham
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the blackface? mattlrWoof
Getter404: "The one with the blackface" UUUUUUUUUMMM
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red_shoes_jeff: The WHAT.
SquidVorb: the...what
KBKarma: Graham fought off Horatio Nelson's ghost!
Spades_Slicc: Ian ...
princess_intell: spokesman voice?
Grumpingtoon: Triple endorse the running on the moving walkways. Inertia is preserved while jumping so you go nowhere
DEATHlikescats: WITH blackface, not INblackface
pn55: Chat please... black and face as two separate words.
fritobandeeto: poop chute?
Spanked42: Doesn't look like America at all
RandomTrivia: Time to chute some hoops!
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saucemaster5000: Hell is other Fall Guys
Akaiatana: This is like Skeal!
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miwksh4ke: BEANFALL
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TheWriterAleph: glurp
KBKarma: Skeal! Alex's favourite game!
DarkMorford: Drink more Glurp!
excalgold: it sounds like mushroom soup being tumped in the trash....i hate that sound
Violet__Violence: almost there
MrPhlip: this is the run
Violet__Violence: nice
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
mrjujubeans: The top has less points overall
JadedCynic: I think graham qualified first...
RandomTrivia: IAN NO
Violet__Violence: awwwww
DiscordianTokkan: NOOO
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] Oh no, my ring!
LRRbot: New quote #8421: "Oh no, my ring!" —Ian [2023-01-09]
GhostValv: benginO7
RandomTrivia: sergeOffByOne
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: @MrPhlip sergeJustRight
amative1: @RandomTrivia You mean Wheeler?
public_key_reveal_party: graham seen here with his twin?
Violet__Violence: cori??
Diabore: am cori ok?
Lord_Hosk: Graham you killed Cori
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Whoops, force of habit :D
KBKarma: This kills the Cori.
saucemaster5000: Horatio Nelson decided you had enough
Fruan: Did cori die?
Spanked42: Is Cori dying?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Upon being named, Horatio Nelson has been banished
Violet__Violence: cori please don't die lmao
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: but is it good for Bitcoin?
TheWooglie: this one is difficult
Ryxiene: Cori? LUL
tacocat64_: Stop dying cori, it's bad for your health
adept_nekomancer: Cori don't die :<
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it's the doppelganger that kills the camera
shendaras: Outliers, noooo
niccus: rest in peace
Ryxiene: LUL LUL LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a glitch in the matrix
RandomTrivia: Wait no, I DID mean Ian :D
KBKarma: People are gonna grab other people,
Mr_Horrible: "Don't not ride the hoverboard
Spanked42: I missed the quote..
excalgold: i require a Hoverboard based Skate boarding game
mrjujubeans: A large hover barge
Getter404: Cori am die, thank you forever
Gaz_L: wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube people?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "for the hoverboard is large and there are many obstacles" but with the same energy as "for the night is dark and full of terrors"
KBKarma: Sad vacuums!
LinearGif: the vengaboard is coming, and everybody's jumping
jessicaengle: Don't get greedy
Mr_Horrible: who signed the release on this field trip?
RandomTrivia: That number is ticking down
saucemaster5000: Still more pleasant than most cruises
Verrain2: Miss Frizzle, why are we beans?
jessicaengle: @Mr_Horrible We forged mom's signature?
RandomTrivia: You qualify by finishing and people are falling off :D
mrjujubeans: Count Olaf
public_key_reveal_party: NO!
Diabore: NOOOO
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
Spanked42: HAHAHA
Violet__Violence: awwwwww
northos: D
Saintnex: NOOOO
Edgarware: nooooo
rabbitgta: oh no
RandomTrivia: NOOOOOO
GhostValv: benginO7
DiscordianTokkan: Noooo
northos: D:
Mr_Horrible: foot caught in escalator
Xenovita: NotLikeThis
Ryxiene: Noooo LUL NotLikeThis LUL
Violet__Violence: graham noooo
Garrub: LUL
Sorator13: oh nooooo
BlueChloroplast: noooo
TheWooglie: why?
head_cannon: aw dang.
TheCrippig03: you hate to see it
TheAinMAP: FallCry
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Bean why!
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahaha
MrPhlip: Janky game, mate
midichlorianuser: robbed
RandomTrivia: ROBBED
manticporduct: that was heartbreakign
BigDaddyBland87: oh that was bull
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: nooooo
jedi_master_zll: benginO7
ContingentCat: oh no! Like that!
trousey627 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
trousey627: Fall Guys???? In The Winter???? How Scandalous!!!!
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amative1: TWO made it
Ryxiene: mattlrFine
Diabore: TWO qualified
excalgold: i couldnt use the escalator at PAX because of that fear....
jessicaengle: jlrrFall jlrrFacepalm
Akaiatana: I've HAD that happen with an escalator. It was not cool
Saintnex: wait, did only two qualify loll
shendaras: Feet too tall
public_key_reveal_party: 2 qualified
tacocat64_: I saw an escalator eat someone's shoe laces at summer camp
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hit da bricks!
Mr_Horrible: "You can concede at any time"
amative1: Wait, is it TarkovTime?
Diabore: this one for sure
saucemaster5000: there's a limit to appreciating hops
TheWriterAleph: :|
ContingentCat: that's a dangerous question G
RandomTrivia: !quote 8421
LRRbot: Quote #8421: "Oh no, my ring!" —Ian [2023-01-09]
MAPBoardgames: I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring?
MrPhlip: I'd say I'm sorry, Cori, but I probably shouldn't lie to the streamer
RebekahWSD: The one about rage poops, I think?
yalc321: Rage pooping i believe
amative1: well, it is now...
TemporallyAwry: !findquote ring
LRRbot: Quote #427: "No Sol Ring for you! Wait, he's got the mana! I'm drunk!" —Cameron [2015-07-08]
MrPhlip: The one with the big list of banned crapshot topics
Boon_33: 5:1 odds against
Diabore: i maintain faith
Gaz_L: the machine is also one that comes up, i've noticed
Azralorne: can you blame us?
AussieBrainDoc: I got 10K on you Cori :)
Manae: I have 100k of faith!
saucemaster5000: I mean, I'm making points
KBKarma: Rage poops? A friend of mine came up with that line while playing Dungeon Petz.
Akaiatana: Oh no, my Ring! - Gollian
Dog_of_Myth: Got over 1M point so thanks!
KBKarma: If you have too much anger, then it comes out as poop.
Garrub: the ramps at the end of cyber town
azidbern95: yes Ian, I have been making bank betting against LRR
Juliamon: Downramps are better to run up than jump up
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korvys: Hitting people
JadedCynic: you're good gamers...but the game's harder
TStodden: BTW, did Glurp run out of sponsorship money? lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Of course they can't mantle here, those are gas giants lrrBEEJ
TheWriterAleph: mooOOOrty
Manae: This one is just low-G instead of multi-jump i tlooks
EricTheOrange: I mean these points are about as valuable as crypto so you can throw them all away on a bet and it doesn't matter
excalgold: i think graham is runing into some one and thats causeing issues
Boon_33: gravity how does it work?
nyoomgoom: might've been getting bodied by other beans
RandomTrivia: Pfffft
JadedCynic: people are pushing you graham - as the famous saying goes: "Hell is other people"
RandomTrivia: sergeHubris
Anubis169: nooooooooo
EricTheOrange: Hub reese
Anubis169: oh nice catapult
public_key_reveal_party: graham with the sick hax
KBKarma: "My hubris!" Ian or any Blaseball fan/
Anubis169: Win!
Scarbble: KBKarma why not both
matthaus_c: @KBKarma Never Look Back!
Orxolon: i would trust the G method over the bumpers
Anubis169: dude!
Lord_Hosk: GAMING
Verrain2: Laser trapeze.
Anubis169: lrrAWESOME
baskwalla: He's gaming
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
public_key_reveal_party: so much gaming
JadedCynic: Ian KNOWS reverse-pachinko
CaptainSpam: Successful flipper pass!
Verrain2: A coilied spring perhaps.
YeomanAres: like kiff
RandomTrivia: It's all ablative Fall Guy
KBKarma: Fall Guys are beanz.
jessicaengle: A system of bladders
KBKarma: Bean dudes.
excalgold: i prefer to stick with the 'Fall Guys are just paded sports mecha'
MrPhlip: nine deez nuts
Mr_Horrible: nine deez nuts?
EricTheOrange: 9D's nutz?
kusinohki: spine made of play doh....
Saintnex: oh wow, G's cam was CURSED there
KBKarma: Horatio Nelson attacking again!
Violet__Violence: the glitch zone has returned
Lord_Hosk: Graham back in techo space
Anubis169: uhh, Graham? You went super flashy green :S
Orxolon: good warm up for the squads one
MadWolf1290: and super speedy
EricTheOrange: @Anubis169 we know
MrGibberish: @anubis169 Been happening all night
stevefromdetroit: its a feature @Anubis169
MrPhlip: @Anubis169 The results pachinko machine does something nasty to G's computer
Saintnex: like more cursed than usual lol
voren_chalco: We know now
Arakasi01: Graham is the serving robot from Back to the Future
blip2004: suddenly the frames caught up
TemporallyAwry: MaxHeadroom really was the first VTuber, huh?
amative1: Graham's trying for a new Geddan
excalgold: somthing about the Lighting on Max headroom is so impressive
Anubis169: oooookie dokie <3
Twilight_Spark: Or it's having a *great* evening.
Akaiatana: It's an Evergreen
jessicaengle: It's adding flavor
djalternative: G. Do you happen to have a light-up pacifier?
JokerBoney: based on the pop ups on the game it seems like Grahams internet as a whole is having an issue
7gorobei: are you on the left side, the left side is haunted per coffee pong
JadedCynic: @Arakasi01 which was a reference to Max Headroom
Lord_Hosk: Remember how many people have joined the Greater LRR community because of the glitchy cam in engineering in DB 6
ExarSnow: the fans Wheeler
Juliamon: Geddan and Max Headroom: A Part Of Our Heritage
Arakasi01: @JadedCynic HahaThink
ExarSnow: big fans blowing you off
GhostofJeffGoldblum: sounds likem me when I hit the clubs
KBKarma: Big fans of blowing you off.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "doing badly in the score zone, tonigh"
A_Dub888: The spinner really has it out for you G
Anubis169: in!
blip2004: score zone is very swingy in how well you do
SnowbirdMike: nice
Grumpingtoon: I have had my Elgato phone camera set up glitch out or start to lag when the my graphics card drivers are out of date or have gotten out of sync with the Elgato software version
Diabore: lrrDOTS
Mr_Horrible: Da Share Zone's evil cousin
EricTheOrange: score zone sounds like an arcade
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public_key_reveal_party: is Ian still in?
Grumpingtoon: But nothing to be done about it during the stream
Anubis169: lrrDOTS
KBKarma: That reminds me, I should reinstall the drivers for my capture card.
Violet__Violence: lmao
Pyroxx___: lrrDOTS
northos: WHEELER
matthaus_c: LMAO
Diabore: WHEELER
saucemaster5000: That's why the bean pulsates
Ryxiene: Kappa
Pyroxx___: elgato
Nukified: ouch
GhostofJeffGoldblum: when you based but it still clipping
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange I would totally spend my entire allowance at The Score Zone <3
MrPhlip: tfw it clips through the base and you need to go back to the suck tubes
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Twilight_Spark: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
micalovits: Bye Graham!
ArmadilloAL: Protip: The blue pipes at the bottom send you to the platform with the balancing wheel at the right. The pink pipes send you to the platform with the bouncy things on the right.
excalgold: All your base be clipped
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unicornly: Please enjoy these bezos dollars
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KBKarma: Beans are, in fact, pulses.
miles_ivy: cant belive the gundam lost this would never happen in gundam
Anubis169: aaaaand they don't stop clippin' and they don't stop clippin' and they don't stop clippin'...
SquidVorb: try 90%
Mr_Horrible: *tiktok voice* "pahv"
Kramburger: I clipped my base as a symbol of covenant with God
saucemaster5000: Point of Videodrome
Sogheim: pov of view
amative1: Personal Occupancy Vehicle
gnyrinn: As long as it just clips through the tenor, you’re all right.
KaleidoscopeMind: pov: watching a person who is doing the thing
KBKarma: Hooverboard Heroes.
Spanked42: I think that's the point? The humor of the youths...
miles_ivy: pov my dude
AveryCorvus: Povvers
Diabore: pawv
Verrain2: All your bean are belong to us !
SnackPak_: oh povers dude
LithelyUnshod: Kitvhener
A_Dub888: Povvers my Dovvers
RandomTrivia: PovChamp
LithelyUnshod: Kitchener
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Povvers, gamers
Kramburger: Pov or Povvo is Aussie slang meaning poor (i.e poverty)
EricTheOrange: people use POV when they should use "like my face when" or "reaction pic"
jessicaengle: Canadian content?
public_key_reveal_party: I love the text to speech voice reading the intro to "I have no mouth and I must scream"
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
BigDaddyBland87: Perspective Of Videographer
Dog_of_Myth: L L Bron
KBKarma: Graham actually *is* Max Headrooming.
CanadianDaz: party on vehicle?
JadedCynic: I hope she's making so much bank from that <3
Anubis169: all your base are belong...
KaleidoscopeMind: just shooting planets
Manae: Classic "Don't get eliminated!"
ContingentCat: oh man I want to see how an AI would understand like Tolkien names
Diabore: SCAMMED
RandomTrivia: OH NOOOO
micalovits: Rude beam!
northos: dinger!
EricTheOrange: leb-rin james
TheWooglie: too soon
miles_ivy: graham fell off :{
RandomTrivia: Welp
natedesuka: But can it sound like Wil Wheaton or Stephen Fry?
Gadora: Amazing, the distances they'll go to not pay an artist.
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall tqsRIP
saucemaster5000: huh, why are all these books about the failures of mankind and the rise of a new order?
NarishmaReborn: boo to ai audiobook readings
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 500000 youtube videos of it reading 50 shades
josh___something: GrAHAM
GhostofJeffGoldblum: one presumes
Spanked42: HAHA hands free romance books...makes sense
Sorator13: GRAHAM
Akaiatana: Apple AI: "Is this a *kissing* book?
excalgold: Wheeler lost space battleship Barge to WhiteFang !
KBKarma: I think that's a "No".
KevinTheShark: Optimised for things voice actors don't actually want to read aloud
northos: stonks!
BusTed: thejen9F1
Gaz_L: shhh, Graham, we're supposed to pretend that's not what that category is
Anubis169: well nothing's more of a mood killer than robo-voice... it's like trying to get frisky to "You are being held in a queue and your call is important to us"
BlueChloroplast: tingler time? pounded in the butt by the new ai book voice?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you fell off? go to the shadow realm.
SnowbirdMike: sad face-still funny
KBKarma: Huzzah!
KBKarma: I got magic channel points!
raulghoulia: that level was sus
TheDailyMapleSyrup: tik tok is torture you can't stop self inflicting
the42ndlastdovahkiin: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:08:52.
stevefromdetroit: elevated ladies?
JadedCynic: called it - the AI is cool but it gets abused by Big Business first before cool people can make cool things :(
shendaras: Just guys?
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
SOLinvictus_h: Welp did go bankrupt again
Darleysam: I love the sequel, Stand Mans
EricTheOrange: I'm gonna fall my guys off at the pool?
lirazel64: You should only play on the 5th of November.
randombillfolds: Rise Guys.
saucemaster5000: maybe I should switch to team faith just to play the odds
MrGibberish: @darleysam So, weeble wobbles?
Ivalenz_: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
KBKarma: After being told not to, I'm going to go away. It's 2am, and I nominally have work in the morning.
jessicaengle: !findquote beans
LRRbot: Quote #7999: "Beans mean something!" —Ian [2022-03-13]
KBKarma: Night y'all! See you!
ContingentCat: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3591: "the lips are the gateway to the hole" —Ian [2016-10-31]
niccus: society if guys don't have to fall
Darleysam: @MrGibberish An IP rich for exploitation by the world of video games!
SOLinvictus_h: @kbkarma night!
Verrain2: Test
EricTheOrange: I like "crazy bean enthusiast" Ian. "no you don't get it, beans MEAN something. their important."
MrGibberish: Indeed
ArmadilloAL subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 62 months!
ArmadilloAL: Huzzah!
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ArmadilloAL: @LRRbot Nice!
jessicaengle: !findquote nice
LRRbot: Quote #7081: "I compliment you all of the time, and you're all very hard to be nice to." —Jacob [2020-07-29]
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TemporallyAwry: Looking up Max Headroom just now, and I just learned that AMC is looking to reboot the series. I'm both interested and deeply concerned.
benjamin_wheeler: !findquote fall guys
RebekahWSD: @TemporallyAwry I...need to go tell my husband this immediately
Juliamon: wheeler ur sub
YeetTheRich_: @benjamin_wheeler lmao
GhostofJeffGoldblum: mm, wheeler always struck me as more of a dom.
Juliamon: I mean, he lost his sub
MrGibberish gifted a Tier 1 sub to benjamin_wheeler! They have given 187 Gift Subs in the channel!
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benjamin_wheeler: sure, I can use the company credit card, but they won't mod me
Juliamon: can't be a dom without one
jessicaengle: Like Delouise?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
MrGibberish: @benjamin_wheeler Fixed
benjamin_wheeler: thank you @MrGibberish now I can finally
benjamin_wheeler: !findquote Fall Guys
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
benjamin_wheeler: FUCK
saucemaster5000: ha!
Juliamon: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: perfet
MrGibberish: LuL
Spanked42: Got em
YeetTheRich_: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: couldn't have planned it better
ExtraWubs: lonewo174LoneYay
jessicaengle: lul
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
DarkMorford: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 10/10 execution
RandomTrivia: I'm so glad I was here to witness that happen live
jessicaengle: Comedy get
Fruan: Why can't I clip chat?
benjamin_wheeler: quick, someone add this quote
MrGibberish: @randomtrivia I’m glad to contribute
benjamin_wheeler: Fall Guys
Ryxiene: Can chat moments make the highlight reel? LUL
LithelyUnshod: Wait, findquote only works for subs? TIL
Saintnex: could we potentially add a quote of "!findquote Fall Guys ... FUCK"?
RandomTrivia: Many of the LRRbot commands are sub-only
RandomTrivia: !help
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nightbot's an elitist
Juliamon: Most abusable LRRbot commands are sub-locked
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
TezzeretDynamite: shouldn't it be winter guys since it's January
korvys: !findquote fall
LRRbot: Quote #52: "The first thing you do to deal with eight inches of snow is that you only let it fall over the course of about six months. And then you just shovel it out of the way." —Cameron [2015-02-26]
Orxolon: pull that prediction!
RandomTrivia: Did you finally make a LRR OnlySquads? lrrBEEJ
laundreydhull: Wait, I get lrrGRAHAM player look now! He's supposedly Baymax!
LithelyUnshod: @Juliamon Makes sense.
CanadianDaz: back just in time with beer and popcorn
amative1: Slight change. Final round, not crown
Spanked42: subscribe to my onlysquads
LordZarano: !patreonbot
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Cephallope: causeiGood
Bearudite: has anyone ever mentioned that wheeler's red toque makes him look like a delightful gnome
RandomTrivia: Wait for it
TheWriterAleph: something something bomb some dodongos
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
amative1: But can you walk like a duck?
Wicker_Guide: wat O.O
DeM0nFiRe: Well excuuuuse me, princess
RandomTrivia: @Wicker_Guide The CD-i LoZ games sure were things that existed
RandomTrivia: Also the animation
thavleifrim: graham is blinking out of existance
JadedCynic: you ALL need to qualify
EricTheOrange: interestinmg G's camera is gliching out mid game now as well
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: what's that from again? the weird non Nintendo Zelda game?
JadedCynic: only top 10
TStodden: Squads are based on points... speed is a key
Wicker_Guide: @RandomTrivia and the devil take us all
TStodden: TOp scores qualify
LinearGif: They're all real, they're just not all doors
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Cori Dickinson, Door Whisperer\
Fruan: How is cori so good at this?!
Ryxiene: CORI!! FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DarkMorford: Did you know there was a 3rd CD-i Zelda game that was only released in Europe?
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
amative1: You get points, lowest ranking drops out
Peter_Chordash: did she just do a perfect run?
JadedCynic: oh, ranked finish...and squad with most points...
mitomanox: lrrFINE NotLikeThis
Kramburger: Ranked batch? Isn't he the guy from N*Sync?
ContingentCat: I want to munch...
RandomTrivia: Skwod!
EricTheOrange: @DarkMorford yeah but it was made by diferent people and didn't have the silly cutscenes
Bearudite: based on how you Squad-a-DO?
Grumpingtoon: Live as squad, die as squad
DarkMorford: @EricTheOrange Ah, darn
kusinohki: so this is *sunglasses* squad game?
jessicaengle: They must have Scmods
Scarbble: lily leapers are the subpar snack
Gizmoloid: @erictheorange was that the one with live actors?
saucemaster5000: to quote Admiral Horatio Nelson "England expects every man to do his duty and Haunt a canadian man's camera"
JadedCynic: Yeah, the CF-18 did that first
EricTheOrange: @Gizmoloid yeah
RandomTrivia: The skip is good!
RandomTrivia: Graham is gaming out of his mind!
lackingsanity: hubris
EricTheOrange: climbing in fall guys is about as easy as climbing in gang beasts
JadedCynic: the bane of other people
jessicaengle: boing like the wind
skysonglark: just tuned in and thought for a second graham was sitting in the dark with some blue neon lights
EricTheOrange: It looks possible but difficult
JadedCynic: o7
Diabore: top 7
RandomTrivia: NOOoooooo
Grumpingtoon: Don’t dive on the outside track
RandomTrivia: lrrGREED
Scarbble: o7
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGREED lrrGREED
Grumpingtoon: Never dive on the outside track
amative1: noooooo
RandomTrivia: WELP
JadedCynic: BYE
TheAinMAP: FallCry
RandomTrivia: My optimism points!
ContingentCat: So close!
Manae: My points!
SnowbirdMike: crushing
Diabore: lrrDOTS
SeismicLawns: my retention discs!
saucemaster5000: brutal
JadedCynic: yay my points!
ContingentCat: yay I'm down below 100k points
RandomTrivia: Just like Twitch Chat - When one of you fails, you all fail
Dog_of_Myth: #BlameJames
RandomTrivia: :D
ExtraWubs: they lost in spirit
micalovits: #BlameJames
JadedCynic: well, if they're not here, they're not helping
saucemaster5000: Damn it Turner
A_Dub888: #BlameJames
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Bearudite: Collective Responsibility
TemporallyAwry: #BlameJames - he's not hear to bring the jlrrFall Energy
jedi_master_zll: I've surpassed a million points! We'll see how long that lasts.
YeetTheRich_: falling is definitely james' responsibility
thavleifrim: there was an american pilot for it crowd?
JadedCynic: @LurkerSpine the pilot didn't do well
Spanked42: Oh jesus - there was an american version of IT Crowd?
jessicaengle: Teams on the Street
TheWriterAleph: the US IT Crowd pilot made me sad
Manae: I'm glad I never watching the US IT Squad
Manae: watched
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
JadedCynic: WHAT?!?
ladylinzington: oh that was SO BAD
ladylinzington: his story about it was e xcellent though
djalternative: Same with American Taskmaster
saucemaster5000: my favorite IT Squad joke is the episode centered around someone really looking like a magician
RandomTrivia: Ian no! Don't hubris it now!
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
djalternative: they didn't understand it and cut it all to hell
Bearudite: tbf Kryton is the worst part of Red Dwarf imo
EricTheOrange: America didn't get unpleasant comedy until seinfeild.
jessicaengle: I'm betting on the team.
Mudd_II: the gradual progression of Graham's beard growing back makes me so happy knowing he's getting better.
JadedCynic: I am SO glad I've never seen these horrible failures of pilots
LithelyUnshod: Wait, is that an Amogus?
KevlarGiraffe: Oh god. Yeah, I deal with that 5 days a week
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh
ContingentCat: Cori?!
Manae: US execs make a soulless rendition of a show, completely lacking the soul. And more news at 11
AveryCorvus: Yeah see Graham's phone does it when there's an entire games worth of people on screen. It seems like a load issue.
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Cori has perma-ragdoll'd!
Wicker_Guide: this is cursed
randombillfolds: You've crossed a line.
SymphonicLolita: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: WTF game!
micalovits: I blame bugs!
vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
BigDaddyBland87: I'm calling foul
Bearudite: help our cori is very sick
SnowbirdMike: missed it by a nose
kusinohki: speaking of taskmaster - I wonder if it would work as a standard game show with regular contestants instead of pro comedians...
excalgold: I'm calling Fowl
electra310: Mulligan
damn_i_am_pretty: while G is busy falling into another dimension
public_key_reveal_party: technology's haunted. what? -loads gun- technology's haunted
Diabore: @kusinohki i dont think so
amative1: You can't leave between rounds, you have to wait for the next round to start
DEATHlikescats: Poor g’s camera
JadedCynic: @kusinohki eh, I dunno about that...
Spanked42: Sit in complete, perfect silence, and deal with your failures
Diabore: force shutdown
Diabore: ?
RandomTrivia: Graham
amative1: wait what
JadedCynic: !GamePls
AveryCorvus: Oh. There's no leaving, Graham
saucemaster5000: Nelson won't let you forget
saiarcot895: lrrHERE
skysonglark: i don't think people would enjoy playing taskmaster if they cared too much about winning
korvys: Alt-F4: Exit
YeetTheRich_: lrrHERE lrrHERE
Orxolon: the squad's bugged
iarethel0ser: Cori's ghost is trapped in the game. You can't leave her.
TemporallyAwry: Perfect Game - zero flaws LuvOops
ContingentCat: lrrHERE
Spanked42: Welcome to Hotel California
TheAinMAP: FallHalp
amative1: game pls
Wicker_Guide: game haunted
JadedCynic: yeah, I don't blame Cori - blame the glitchy game
Mr_Horrible: had to give it the ol' razzle dazzle
Bearudite: FallHalp
Grumpingtoon: Thank you, Paul
Spanked42: As soon as you get clingy they kick you out
Scarbble: yea nah
kakmize: its what we do
Mr_Horrible: aur naur
ContingentCat: Emmaerer
Mr_Horrible: aur naur Cleor
Kramburger: It's Yeah Nah you northern Drongo
ExhaustedElox: Hello Chat. I am in you. :)
kakmize: Pronounce Melbourne
LinearGif: Melboolean
goombalax: Mielle Bournes
amative1: LRRSMR
BigDaddyBland87: male bun
amative1: or is it ASMLRR
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks
RandomTrivia: Now if the game would kindly not bug my channel points into the sea, that would be great
Wicker_Guide: @kakmize ghoti
Painfully_Dyslexic: I tried to explain the yeah nah thing to my Chinese girlfriend it only confused her
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know it was pronounced like that
Sibwow: karakas
Kramburger: It's Pronounced Karens
Mr_Horrible: I miss that card game
skysonglark: not like that
EricTheOrange: you have to just really exagerate your accent on the no, of oh no. ou NAOUUUUUUU
public_key_reveal_party: malle bearne
Juliamon: I accidentally used yeah nah with my mom and initiated a conversation I was not equipped for
YeetTheRich_: mill barn
DaxStrife: Now so "Susan."
Verrain2: Throatwarbler mangrove.
Mattmitchell45: Piss!
Kramburger: It's pronounced 'Fuck Perth'
asthanius: It’s pronounced “Australia”
saucemaster5000: Amazed that no one pronounces "california" correctly
Lysander_salamander: I pronounced it "meal bourne"
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Excalibur_1867_: cohhLUL
TheWriterAleph: gazebo
vellebastet: 🤣
Diabore: and now the camera angry here
baskwalla: Show beans
amative1: It's pronounced GIF
TwoBitSlim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
TwoBitSlim: Down, down the fall guys go, where they stop, beans will grow
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iSmartMan1: I just realized that the poll was for making it to the final round instead of winning
ContingentCat: You don't want an incomplete bean show
RandomTrivia: "I don't care what it's been, what is it now?!" lrrBEEJ
MrPhlip: if I could come that way, I wouldn't need the bean show
Darleysam: there was a great Jason Pargin tiktok recently about how Australians stop doing the accent when they think no-one's around
TheWriterAleph: [ Mr Bean laugh ]
baskwalla: I'll take whatever bean I can get
LurkerSpine: I fell in love with the girl at the bean show
jessicaengle: !findquote bean
LRRbot: Quote #7999: "Beans mean something!" —Ian [2022-03-13]
Bearudite: that sounds like something on the onlyfans not the pateron
RandomTrivia: O_o
josh___something: GRAHA
amative1: @iSmartMan1 Yeah, /trying/ to get a Yes... eventually...
DiscordianTokkan: I got! TWO TICKETS TO PARA-BEAN
Excalibur_1867_: cohhM do not take the child
Sorator13: LUL graham
EricTheOrange: I have a question about "vegan popcorn"? is it vegan cuz it uses non animal based butter substitute?
LinearGif: The elites don't want you to know this, but the kids at the park?
saucemaster5000: But her breakdance form is suffering for this win
RandomTrivia: Now I can only think "If you can't make your own children, store-bought is fine" and my brain is mucked
miles_ivy: l
RandomTrivia: GAME PLEASE
TheAinMAP: Welp.
JadedCynic: I remember a restaurant that had a sign: "Yes, we serve children - please allow 30-45min cooking time" B)
northos: @EricTheOrange that would be my assumption yes
Getter404: amogus
asthanius: Amogus
Mr_Horrible: Amogus
Garrub: amogus
Bearudite: make my channel poinTs GROW
BigDaddyBland87: everyone finished = you lose
RavingPenguin: Ians a lil sus
korvys: Ian is rock solid. Which is to say, you could anchor your boat with him :P
miles_ivy: dont be a scap wheeler respect unions
public_key_reveal_party: lrrFRUMP_TK
Scy_Anide: lrrWOW
EricTheOrange: I Mean if Beej was here I'd say Beej
Lysander_salamander: how is that bean so tall?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Moreso than Beej?
miles_ivy: umizawas jitang
Kramburger: Ian can't even cross the line in LeMans
Garrub: @Lysander_salamander they playing tall guys
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahaha
jessicaengle: oofa
public_key_reveal_party: lrrJUDGECALL ?
Sorator13: you've been practicing?
Sorator13: I wasn't aware that took practice
Bearudite: the Big Show
miles_ivy: youd think shed be more into amoung us
amative1: Oh, it's ALL me, Graham
lirazel64: Guys, I'm sitting here being almost 68...
KaleidoscopeMind: some of us have faith
RandomTrivia: sergeModLove
amative1: I'm having FUN tonight
SymphonicLolita: I'm gonna win big if they actualy win tho
saucemaster5000: us winning on "No" is basically nothing at this point
Sorator13: look, the points don't matter, so inflation is irrelevant
codatski: Make me lose my channel points!
matthaus_c: oh I've lost every last channel point to my faith :p
SnowbirdMike: Participation Ribbons all around
micalovits: Some of us believe! Just not with channel points
EricTheOrange: so are old people who watch soap operas the same as weebs who follow on going manga from the 80s?
jessicaengle: It was his evil twin that died
Sibwow: so no 5head?
A_Dub888: Whose heads>
drewm1022: Do they come in a duffel bag?
TheWriterAleph: no, those are Cameron's heads
DaxStrife: 5 heads, in a duffel bag.
iarethel0ser: My faith is in 10 to 1 odds on points.
Nigouki: ok fine
Nigouki: i'll punt some points
DEATHlikescats: @lirazel64 being here knocks at least 5 years off your age so no worries!
Wicker_Guide: @lirazel64 years young
jessicaengle: !findquote parade
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TStodden: NP GTA is practically the modern soap opera
A_Dub888: !findquote head
LRRbot: Quote #7979: "It's only your head that's vulnerable to the pillows." —Alex [2022-02-23]
amative1: 92% no
LinearGif: No, Wheeler, I don't unlike you
CanadianDaz: hey one of has to win
SnowbirdMike: I am here mostly for the falling
public_key_reveal_party: I still believe enough to gamble my useless tokens
YeetTheRich_: winning is for losers
Spanked42: winning is elitist. I'm against it.
RandomTrivia: Little bonkii?
miles_ivy: imagine if one bean killed another bean on the moon wouldnt that be messed up or what
RandomTrivia: Bonkae?
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Xaunaught subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
matthaus_c: mood
RandomTrivia: Mood
TheWriterAleph: sad bean :(
saucemaster5000: That fella is a champ
twistedsylvan: "this is life now"
Masslost: so graham, i went into a wiki dive on the red dwarf us pilot and there were 2 interesting names in the cast: Terry Farrell aka dax from DS9 and Jane Leeves aka daphne from Frasier
WhirlwindAbyss: hey, passed the first round!
Bearudite: its a Thraex btw G
minislot1997: Who invited Drax to this stream? lol
TheDailyMapleSyrup: they should do a cbc red dwarf
RandomTrivia: I lose half a million points in two rounds, I switch to "won't make final round" and immediately they clear the first event lrrFRUMP
Mai_Andra: wait, is... is this available to watch somewhere?
ritchards: Hinton Battle
northos: fruit!
Simonark: Hinton Battle
ritchards: *snap*!
LinearGif: Shoot two pilots? The FAA would never allow it
WhirlwindAbyss: @RandomTrivia same boat as you lol
miles_ivy: i mean you could shoot two pilots today but the cops might get mad
Masslost: @Mai_Andra there on youtube
TheWriterAleph: nice recov
ritchards: well, there were two Krytens actually
JadedCynic: so...the person who played Cat was inspired by someone else....who was hired to play Cat in another version? WOW, why didn't it work?!?
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
SnowbirdMike: sweet
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: That was so rude!
Violet__Violence: GOOOOAAAAL
Lysander_salamander: nice
ContingentCat: good enough!
baskwalla: wow
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Mai_Andra: I was six seasons into "Death in Paradise" before I found one of the officers was The Cat. I haven't actually seen much Red Dwarf, though...
niccus: technically got it!
Sorator13: I don't think that's legal
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
brutusq13: huhhh?
iarethel0ser: Wide left still counts!
cleric_ofthe_true_god: oh wow, nice
underhill33: FBtouchdown
jessicaengle: You have to be creative when your resources are limited
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: home run!
EricTheOrange: 'American versions" of non American media RARELY work. Like maybe power rangers, MAYBE.
cleric_ofthe_true_god: Graham just over the cone into the endzone
Gizmoloid: Come on squad! Make me lose my bet!
jessicaengle: Made it??
Sorator13: @EricTheOrange The Office?
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange true...
public_key_reveal_party: graham out here completing fall guys with a half a press
Bearudite: big trackmainia speedrun vibes
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Lysander_salamander: oh no
RandomTrivia: Awwww
NimrodXIV: I feel so bad for that person
baskwalla: wow
excalgold: Ghosts is pretty good
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange oh the american version was just as unwatchable as the original #HotTake
Drazoth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
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LithelyUnshod: The dancing demon from Buffy
Orxolon: @LithelyUnshod that musical was golden
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there was an American Version
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I was about to say, he played the Cat in american Red Dwarf
Getter404: Oh, you mean Sweet?
Spanked42: I love blasting those
ontario_watson subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
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TheAinMAP: jlrrCreeper
baskwalla: The internet?
saucemaster5000: colonize LRR!
Violet__Violence: just vibin'
CobaltShuriken: sounds like american history in a nutshell
Laserbeaks_Fury: I've seen that Red Dwarf pilot, it was not great
blip2004: you don't need to be agressive till the last island is almost underwater
Bearudite: bad bump
jessicaengle: Protec the team
miles_ivy: you just need the 5th and 6th to all die first
LinearGif: Cut the feed!
SnowbirdMike: woohooo
blip2004: get to high ground
Violet__Violence: oh that axolotl is adorable what
public_key_reveal_party: umm
Wicker_Guide: Ian no
korvys: The water, much like the rhythm, 's gonna getcha
CobaltShuriken: Ian is now on a fall guys watch list
LinearGif: Ian the grab artist
RandomTrivia: Are they camping the bomb spawn?!
JokerBoney: squad survival is so weird
jessicaengle: The rhythm is gonna get ya
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
SnowbirdMike: yessssssssss
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
JokerBoney: because if one person falls you basically have to go Super Aggro
JokerBoney: since there is no way to catch up on point economy
JokerBoney: just - making your opponents earn less
excalgold: Mario round
gnyrinn: Mario?
Bearudite: vore the game
blip2004: this one is pretty fun
baskwalla: Why are the teeth right by the eyes?
RandomTrivia: @Bearudite jlrrNo
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
TheOtherPenn: 67 months? That's 2/3 of a year!
Spooky_Noises: Always seemed like such a missed opportunity to not have Pachinko consolation prizes
micalovits: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
public_key_reveal_party: they are air tight
TheOtherPenn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
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LinearGif: My tube is pretty sealed
MrGibberish: Correct. Humans are just a meat tube.
Twilight_Spark: Manifolds can have holes!
EricTheOrange: fall guys are a long tube sealed on both ends
LithelyUnshod: Are you implying that Beans don't have tear ducts, Paul?
JokerBoney: so wait - are Fall Guys sealed Yogurt tubes? or are they thick yogurt
slopoppotamus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
slopoppotamus: Nice
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drewm1022: We learned this from the popular Cure song, "Beans don't cry"
RandomTrivia: WHAT
RandomTrivia: Oh hey this is the Madonna tribute level lrrBEEJ
EricTheOrange: where is the "tilt" in Ian horner?
Mattmitchell45: wHOSe tILT?
RandomTrivia: @EricTheOrange It's the House
SnowbirdMike: come on
Nigouki: aww
amative1: No you were tied for LAST
Nigouki: dangit
SnowbirdMike: ahhhhhhh rip off
Wicker_Guide: @EricTheOrange his home stream is called TiltyHouse
Gizmoloid: Awww!
miles_ivy: it said you were in 5th right?
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
Ashton: When everyone's 3rd, nobody's 3rd
Nigouki: oh well, first loss and I still more than doubled my points
EricTheOrange: @Wicker_Guide i know but he said it was in his name
JokerBoney: no it said we were in 5th our placement was in pinkish red
BigDaddyBland87: wooo...made a whole 4 grand
baskwalla: Except for the people who are third
Wicker_Guide: everything is P1
jessicaengle: Shucks
Sorator13: honestly, the first time I played this and realized that you DON'T get a pachinko prize when you're eliminated, I was very disappointed
RandomTrivia: Ian HypeLUL
NimrodXIV: uh
Mattmitchell45: Nice reference, Ian
TheDailyMapleSyrup: thank mcman
baskwalla: Cori, TOS
Wicker_Guide: Cori no
WhirlwindAbyss: TOS
notthepenguins: TOS!
Orxolon: i'm so ready for my positive points!
Orxolon: whis is the one
RandomTrivia: Now there's a reference I haven't heard in YEARS
eshplode: wheelerMonkey
Painfully_Dyslexic: monkee
TheWriterAleph: toot toot
They_Are_Alyx: OOK OOK
Bearudite: the fisty hat
TheWriterAleph: ian.
DEATHlikescats: Ook ook!
MrPhlip: Ian,
iris_of_ether: Ian
Ryxiene: wheelerOok
BigDaddyBland87: as long as that ribbon doesn't work like The Green Ribbo
jessicaengle: o7
DEATHlikescats: Ben “the Librarian” wheeler
saucemaster5000: HA! Chat realized they had to play the odds so the votes evened out
Sorator13: yeah, I hate the wall section of this
emboar2235: they discovered the largest water lily in 2022, wonder if these are them
TheWriterAleph: @saucemaster5000 oh butts chat is learning
Bearudite: peekin out of the tracheotomy scar
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Bearudite: wow ian and I am on the same wavelenght
saucemaster5000: Favorite overwatch character Tracher
JokerBoney: trake and josh
santiago_05555: <message deleted>Anyone want to join a private to practice superbola? The code is 0mpec
RandomTrivia: I miss watching Trach and Josh
RandomTrivia: @JokerBoney benginFIngers
RandomTrivia: benginFingers
RandomTrivia: There we are
TheWriterAleph: nice run
EricTheOrange: monster with face on neck feels like unexplored territory for horror games/movies.
Bladinus subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 72 months!
Bladinus: lrrSHINE
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TheWriterAleph: @Laserbeaks_Fury ooh, daikon hot pockets LUL
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Diabore: i think youre locked
Spades_Slicc: Don't be rude Paul
amative1: Samurai BEANza Cats
BigDaddyBland87: Ohhh that's a reference G
baskwalla: They make great pizza, but that's not all.
ExhaustedElox: Round Get!
BigDaddyBland87: I haven't thought of that show in years
Mai_Andra: "Get her, Robo!"
saucemaster5000: they do have more fur than any turtle ever had
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Strob gram
Violet__Violence: ;alsdjkf
RandomTrivia: WHEELER NO
Violet__Violence: wheeler omg
baronsamedi23 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
baronsamedi23: meds reminder for those who may need it
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amative1: Do not search "Kinky Dora"
RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS, THERE'S the spittake!
CobaltShuriken: octoFinea Graham Cam bbirbFine
Twilight_Spark: 🗞️ bad, bad dragons.
nyoomgoom: the answer is yes, that is straight up king ghidorah
Cephallope: Eliminated in a Rhino related incident
saucemaster5000: well, that's one reason you hug the ass
NotCainNorAbel: saved iot
Violet__Violence: luckyyyyy
BigDaddyBland87: nice
SymphonicLolita: lrrSACK
7gorobei: hatsune meat goat?
Sorator13: :O
Spooky_Noises: This is one of the levels that seems very very easy until it suddenly isn't
Violet__Violence: awww
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea
Nukified: yeeted
EricTheOrange: @7gorobei well now I need that fan art
miles_ivy: graham did not watch the rinos
Violet__Violence: excuse??
Sorator13: lrrWOW
Violet__Violence: niiiice
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Nice, got there!
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
SnowbirdMike: sweeeet
iris_of_ether: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 Cori Pro Gamer
nyoomgoom: it's possible to kite rhinos around the edge of the platform, but other beans/other rhinos can foil those plans
Violet__Violence: NO KIDDING
DarkMorford: LUL
baskwalla: Sure is Sandstorm on G's camera
MadWolf1290: the still frame smosh is great
Sorator13: I was gonna say I learned it from FFXIV
SymphonicLolita: froot shoot
blip2004: Right up to the shoulder
TheWriterAleph: froot froot!
Violet__Violence: froot froot
Sorator13: froot froot!
Scarbble: froot froot
RandomTrivia: Froot choot!
EricTheOrange: whoo ooo
Violet__Violence: lmao chat
Painfully_Dyslexic: froot froot
CobaltShuriken: that’s my nickname at the club on friday nights!
DoctorHutch: Frooot frooot
Garrub: shoulder still the best strat for this?
saucemaster5000: Brango unchained
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeTrainn
Fanklok: Fruit chute riot
Sorator13: we don't talk about braingo
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Violet__Violence: fruit chute riot is very good, oh my god
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saucemaster5000: Samuel L Jackson finally said "no" to a project
Garrub: rip
Manae: Some people got just laaaunched at the start somehow
RonaldMcDownload: unfair dinkum
NotCainNorAbel: Kitty
nyoomgoom: @Manae there are big swinging hammers at the bottom corners that can yeet you up the ramp
Diabore: cat!
They_Are_Alyx: Baxter!
saucemaster5000: kitteh!!
Sorator13: kitty!
EricTheOrange: BABY
Garrub: Stay at the side to get up the ramp without hits ususally. that was the strat 2 years ago at least
Violet__Violence: baby kittyyyy
RandomTrivia: BAXTER!
DarkMorford: KITTY
Dog_of_Myth: Kitty
Gizmoloid: Cat!
DiscordianTokkan: Kitty!
Violet__Violence: i love him ;;
RandomTrivia: benginLove
LurkerSpine: chenNathan chenNathan chenNathan
ContingentCat: Baxter!
Orxolon: gg wp
TheWriterAleph: hi Baxter!
TheAinMAP: escher3MEOW
sporkraptor: yaaaay kitty
nyoomgoom: hairy baby
amative1: cat
Wicker_Guide: stream stops for cat
SymphonicLolita: baxter demand hug
DaxStrife: Bonus Baxter
Bearudite: when does baxter get datamoshed
iris_of_ether: Baxter! <3
RandomTrivia: His royal floofiness is here!
Zalthia: cat
RebekahWSD: A *baby*
LidofLoathing: hi Baxter!
MrPhlip: lumina1YOWL
LordZarano: escher3CRIMES
Lysander_salamander: aw
KevlarGiraffe: Hi Baxter!
public_key_reveal_party: Baxter is all of us
miles_ivy: wow he just like me
WiJohn: Baxter has claimed this to be the Baxter camera now
ContingentCat: !findquote Baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7830: "No one should be in the closet Baxter." —Kathleen [2021-11-01]
SmoreThanAFeelin: baxterrrr
Orxolon: next one's the one?
Sibwow: i want my baby bax baby bax baby baxter
micalovits: Cats always needs hugs!
ContingentCat: !quote baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
TheWriterAleph: 69k points, nice
DoctorHutch: does checkpoint return this week? interested to see if they cover the OGL leaks
baskwalla: Hat gang!
korvys: Can you change the colour of the tall hat? You could be green, as the luigi of the group
Violet__Violence: pfff
saucemaster5000: alright going all in on this one
ghyllnox: Ah, the mouth crease is the top of your actual head
MrGibberish: @doctorhutch The OGL thing makes me so disappointed
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Darleysam: eyyy, the Frasier-looking Shere Khan!
DoctorHutch: @MrGibberish yeah its terrible
codatski: Alright, this is the one
DarkMorford: And is that a pretzel bun?
Rootpotato: BakkaFlockaVeggieDog
RandomTrivia: The ear sticking up into frame is absolutely killing me benginLove
GhostofJeffGoldblum: people pay good money for that, Paulk
NotCainNorAbel: I assume yes i would hate that
excalgold: the top half of your hot dog could be monkey
MrPhlip: !addquote (Paul) [now] Don't you hate it when the bottom half of your hot dog is monkey feet?
LRRbot: New quote #8422: "Don't you hate it when the bottom half of your hot dog is monkey feet?" —Paul [2023-01-09]
shea_wolfe: Egg
excalgold: but the veggie dog will contain more Human DNA
Jturbobanana: Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog
saucemaster5000: Yeah veggie dogs only have monkey poo
Drasvin: Monkey dog
public_key_reveal_party: it's not even really wrong
Verrain2: Now 80% less monkey feet!
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
xVeinFirex: @DoctorHutch I don't know if they will, with it being leaks right now and how wild the newscape for it is right now, I can't imagine things will be super clear by the time they write checkpoint
Twilight_Spark: Gators are always happy to see you.
Twilight_Spark: As close as possible.
EricTheOrange: now is that just a generic gator is that the peter pan gator?
Violet__Violence: that's why they always look like they're smiling
TheWriterAleph: clever girl
josh___something: huh
Violet__Violence: smart kitty cat
saucemaster5000: oh no, Baxter's a velociraptor
excalgold: Is this some kind of NFT....the falling bean yacht club?
public_key_reveal_party: oh god, the cats are in charge of the fire code
WiJohn: Dang raptor lobby
justthorne: weird question, and I apologize. Has LRR ever played Divinity 2 on stream?
ghyllnox: Good for accessibility for humans and cats
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Yet.
RandomTrivia: As Randall would say: "Remember, raptors can open doors" :D
GhostofJeffGoldblum: He hasn't worked that out, yet.
Gizmoloid: yet
Sorator13: they're also awesome if your hands are full because you can open it with your elbow
micalovits: My cats can open doors, one of them can open door handles, and the other can open sliding doors...
RebekahWSD: It's why, growing up, we had to have round knobs, all the cats were too smart
Sorator13: but also yes, we have made housing code cat-friendly
saucemaster5000: yeah screw humans
SajuukSjet: coding for raptors? Jurrasic Park would be a very different movie!
ContingentCat: Apparently they struggle with that trying to bear proof garbage bins
ghyllnox: I've 100% seen cats open doors with round knobs
DoctorHutch: @xVeinFirex they are generally good at spectating and making it clear its speculation, i assume the deciding factor would be how to make it entertaining
sporkraptor: I am in favor of raptor accessibility
emboar2235: the way raptors open doors is just tackling it, they big
SnackPak_: so smart
CobaltShuriken: Paul has hamsters?
blip2004: just try to find one again. It constantly gets stuck at looking for server
rabbitgta: the vendiagram or stupud humans and smart bears issue with garbage bins
jedi_master_zll: "The problem is there is an overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people."
EricTheOrange: I mean a cassowary is basically a velociraptor.
Diabore: LUL
RandomTrivia: Oh no! HypeLUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
CobaltShuriken: LUL LUL
Orxolon: gl hf
Drasvin: LUL
DaxStrife: That was a great story Paul, thank you for sharing. :D
saucemaster5000: Frog propaganda
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
ritchards: the middle is altered, pray they don't alter it further
Twilight_Spark: D: I always knew
Kramburger: Yeah we knew that Ben\
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Just your early career,Ian?
NimrodXIV: hah
public_key_reveal_party: does that site still exist?
JadedCynic: "We have altered the course; pray we do not alter it further"
Sibwow: doctrow?
amative1: Corey? Doctor? Oh!
JadedCynic: doctor-ow
Kramburger: Doctor Al Yankovich?
miles_ivy: `feel good, just like the gorillas
Laserbeaks_Fury: Doctor Demento
ritchards: can our Cori have a newsletter too?
EricTheOrange: which one was that 3 PS3s or nunchuck jousting?
JadedCynic: @Kramburger 'ow' not 'al'
Sorator13: oh, that looked like it would've cost you some teeth if the beans had teeth
Lysander_salamander: :D
TheWriterAleph: growth spurt bean
RandomTrivia: Somehow I didn't yet have "Ian does a spittake" in my reaction gif folder, now I do and so do you
Twilight_Spark: LOL
Nukified: lol
Lysander_salamander: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hello highlight reel.
RandomTrivia: Welp
amative1: the hubris
Kramburger: I love poking my cat's tall beans
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
WhirlwindAbyss: GAMING!
josh___something: GAMING
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you even need to go up the ramp?
MadWolf1290: yep, GAMING
NimrodXIV: gaming, the James Turner way
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
thavleifrim: you might not like it but this is what peak gaming looks like
saucemaster5000: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
YeetTheRich_: jlrrFall jlrrFall
SajuukSjet: the HUBRIS
7gorobei: have you met Hugh Bris
Violet__Violence: oh that's cute
Violet__Violence: lmao
Cannons_are_an_instrument: wheelerHub
Muddy_Thunder: wow is Ian going to have the quickest highlight real submissions. all the better to see your sins with?
thavleifrim: they did do a bunch of destiny skins a few months ago
amative1: Communication is Key
BigDaddyBland87: cut to Cam playing and kicking ass
MrGibberish: One of them is a disco ball
Kramburger: Do you think Santa shares intel with the Five Eyes nations?
xVeinFirex: @DoctorHutch That's true, though I would think with how wide reaching this seems to be getting, and how much it could affect them directly, I feel like they're really going to take their time with this one if they decide to report on it at all. Since there is a working relationship with Wotc, and not to imply that would influence their position on the matter, with how this could affect content creators in general, I think they'll be *very* cautious with any speculation
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RandomTrivia: !quote 7936
LRRbot: Quote #7936: "I'm sorry I couldn't use the crystal to triangle the witch, I got stuck on a teacup." —Graham [2022-01-13]
amative1: nope
saucemaster5000: oofa
amative1: i wonder if the more "wrong" you are the further back you go
Diabore: every wrong portal sends you back 1 it seems, so multiple wrong send you waaaaaay back
kusinohki: those gates should have like number or symbol designations, but maybe that would make it too easy??
Orxolon: this is sooo fun,i'm having a blast
RandomTrivia: Sadly, sleep calls. Thanks for the fun stream folks, and have a good one, Chat. lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Orxolon: i wish they could do a closed "only LRR" of this
amative1: Lets see if anyone wants to donate points to those less fortunate
Boon_33: vote 2 for honoru
ContingentCat: oh whoops I didn't read it
amative1: (don't overbid on #1, you'll ruin it for everyone)
saucemaster5000: Aw I voted before quite understanding the process
Diabore: too late
Pharmacistjudge: anyone see on the GDQ overlay they sometimes have a desert bus theme?
RomanGoro: Yeah, the person that made that is on LRR discord
amative1: Now that you know what I'm doing, a reset. Be kind
saucemaster5000: thks for the reset, did it right this time
iris_of_ether: @Pharmacistjudge Yup! A community member did it - you can see more details in the Desert Bus channel on the LRR Discord
TheWriterAleph: lrrSHINE
Boon_33: darn I lost :0
TheWriterAleph: @Boon_33 what did it cost?
saucemaster5000: how did team give away lose????
iarethel0ser: Point unlock: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Boon_33: @TheWriterAleph nothing really, 250000
Violet__Violence: excellent lol
sporkraptor: it's falling guys *splat*
Wicker_Guide: it's raining beans
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh that just means he's ready to mate
SymphonicLolita: falling guys, the kidz bop version of it's raining men
korvys: It makes him look bigger to scare the other guys - same with G's costume
Pharmacistjudge: it's definitely a thing
Sibwow: its like a colloidalscope
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: it's a fantastic moisturizer, I use it
SnowbirdMike: good for eczema
JadedCynic: a colloid substance - solid in suspension in a liquid
EricTheOrange: colloid is a science term for solutions like milk.
Painfully_Dyslexic: so a suspension of oatmeal?
Sorator13: paul, if you said something, we didn't hear you
Juliamon: It's great for your skin
JokerBoney: Paul is muted to stream if not intended
lucky_gal: so... oat milk
MrPhlip: "colloid" is such a weird science word for such a general thing
noa2828: The DILF from Invincible, excuse you Cori
Twilight_Spark: You're all ringers!
hieroglyphica: that's aveeno brand style, colloidal oatmeal is what I credit for not having excema
MrGibberish: Hoop Shute, riot.. riot!
micalovits: Before it was all on James
Aarek: I've played this sonic level
EricTheOrange: @Painfully_Dyslexic suspensions will separate, colloids don't, that's the diference. suspension is like pulp in orange juice
Painfully_Dyslexic: @EricTheOrange ah cool
amative1: no Qs yet
TheWriterAleph: SingsNote beans on top SingsNote
SplittingImage77: This reminds me of a level in Psychonauts; collecting all of the figments was so hard in this level, especially with my color blindeness
saucemaster5000: @SplittingImage77 I know the level you are talking about, yeah
Sibwow: a mongoose?
noa2828: Abogus
TheWriterAleph: ha ha ha ha
Bearudite: geddan?
TheAinMAP: 2020Shhh
Mattmitchell45: Ahuhuhuhuh
DarkMorford: PDYT
thraximore: 2020Shhh
noa2828: A Sussy Baka, if you will
Diabore: noooooo
ritchards: would love to see another LRR Sus episode if you can get the folks together
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I saw Wheeler kill a man in kitchen.
Twilight_Spark: When your boss says to do your tasks 😬
EricTheOrange: Did a fall guys among us cross over ever happen? feels so obvious.
Pharmacistjudge: i need to see if 15 person among us event works
Bearudite: was that G's boss voice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Not in Among Us. Just, generally.
amative1: glhf
LoadingReadyRun: @DoctorHutch lrrPAUL I would definitely be cautious about OGL stuff. There is a lot of speculation being thrown around about a leaked document without a lot of real info. Also, in relation to Checkpoint, it is really only peripherally related to video games
Sorator13: as someone who does taxes for a living... I don't want to think about it, lol
chaostreader: It’s been awhile since the last Among us stream.
SplittingImage77: Hoverboards don't work on water!
goombalax: the imposter is revealed as the person who gets the taxes right on the first try
KevinTheShark: Submitting your taxes only works for North American gamers I think... or those who own a company
noa2828: All things are floating in the end Paul, that's how space
TheWriterAleph: @SplittingImage77 unless you have POWAH
DarkMorford: @chaostreader I don't think we've done Jackbox in a while either
SplittingImage77: Yes! ^
excalgold: Hawkeye?
cmdrelk: 7:18, time to scream
kusinohki: I would love to see a Rounds CTS since there's a multiplayer mod
DiscordianTokkan: lol
TheWriterAleph: pewww
SymphonicLolita: yEET
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:16:32.
Bearudite: yeet
micalovits: Yeeet!
KaleidoscopeMind: yeet
GhostofJeffGoldblum: YEET
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
korvys: You got hit by the arm
Twilight_Spark: LOL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: lmao
Juliamon: uhhh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 100% kill rate
iarethel0ser: Yeetus maximus.
midichlorianuser: absolutely punted
saucemaster5000: wow
Violet__Violence: oh my god what lmao
ContingentCat: katesLol
Earthenone: rocks fall everyone dies
KaleidoscopeMind: so... was that the final round then?
enderofman: Graham was the last player lol
rubikdarkwill: TKO
Aarek: game over
Boon_33: woah
SnowbirdMike: fantastic
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the hoverboard thirsts for blood
NotCainNorAbel: TPK
TemporallyAwry: Never seen that before PrideLaugh
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
josh___something: you LOSE, good day sir
TemporallyAwry: Draw at best PrideShrug
brainbosh: Graham got smacked by the arm of the swing
korvys: Graham, you got hit by the arm of the laser thing
head_cannon: Nobody Wins! :D
Diabore: there super is
philippekav: the game wins
iarethel0ser: Everyone tied for first.
amative1: Um... there is... um... how do I do this?
saucemaster5000: there is, so this technicality is gonna hurt some of us
Sibwow: whats a 14way?
enderofman: NO REWARDS FOR YOU
Featherweight_: No one did better! Thats a win
Diabore: @amative1 uh, refund?
SymphonicLolita: game go sploot
Boon_33: I think that counts as making it to the final
amative1: I guess I'm just refunding
WhirlwindAbyss: Cheer1000 Well i lost all my channel points betting on wins but still enjoying a great stream
MrPhlip: the prediction says "final round" which I guess that technically was?
benjamin_wheeler: @Sibwow about 3 or fourteen pounds
xVeinFirex: So predictions not get an everyone loses option right?
Diabore: im ok for a refund
ritchards: hey, we heard Paul! Hi Paul!
xVeinFirex: now*
amative1: It wasn't advertised as a final round, so I just refunded all
noa2828: The Queen is dead
LinearGif: No kings, no masters
saucemaster5000: fair
amative1: (technically NO ONE made it to the final round, but that seems cruel)
Diabore: new predict just dropped
ghyllnox: By betting you'll lose
TemporallyAwry: Don't worry - I bet against you, which is the best luck I can give you KPOPheart
excalgold: 'oh no in the Rhino Zone'
Twilight_Spark: This is what plants crave.
asthanius: When's Fall Glurp?
TheAinMAP: Frog.
enderofman: noooooooooooo
saucemaster5000: @amative1 I did not envy you trying to make a decision (though honestly I would've been fine losing my points)
Aarek: Graham unknonkus
Diabore: clean
SymphonicLolita: the dive!
methodical_monk: Noice!
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
enderofman: Enough carts of wheat tho
Diabore: ol stop motion graham
GhostofJeffGoldblum: No bales of hay in the falls guy.
amative1: Get down yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi...
oastrtoastr: why is Graham shaped like that? (the fall guy, i mean)
justthorne: Graham's gone all Max Headroom
miles_ivy: this is round 3 right?
micalovits: I dont think Shadow have ever been relevant for assassins creed
kusinohki: not enough hail bales to jump into...
asthanius: Donksassin's Creed
noa2828: Graham is entering the Phantom Zone it seems
LinearGif: Thank you for finding the moon. But I wish you hadn't
miles_ivy: assassins ball
saucemaster5000: Is he the leader of the bunch still?
WiJohn: Assassin's Kong
Bearudite: rip funky tho
SymphonicLolita: assassin's...donk
SnowBuddy18: Chunky Creed
korvys: Super Assassin's Ball
korvys: 2
TheWriterAleph: Asskey Crong
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Assassin's Kong sounds like you gave a kong toy to an assxassin dog
Featherweight_: Diddy assassin racing
RoastedGravy: Whats going on?
NotCainNorAbel: Dassassin's Kread
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeFight katesFight
amative1: You didn't know you needed One Winged Kong, but you needed One Winged Kong:
asthanius: Ezio Kong
RoastedGravy: LUL
asthanius: Remember when the uncle in Assassin's Creed literally said "It's-a me, Mario"?
MrGibberish: @amative1 Thank… you?
kusinohki: original DK killed by mario...
Sorator13: smh
SnowbirdMike: greed
Twilight_Spark: I ask myself every day.
Fanklok: Original DK is Cranky Kong
enderofman: nice
JokerBoney: donkey Kong finds out how cranky Kong cut off his middle finger to install a banana knife
LinearGif: tube me tube me one more time
SymphonicLolita: F
excalgold: totally not tubular Ian
enderofman: F
TheWriterAleph: if you got time to tube...
WhirlwindAbyss: Need more tube time!
Diabore: why is it fine now
oastrtoastr: problem solved?
Diabore: camera why is you fine now
josh___something: If you have time to tube, you have time for...
MrPhlip: Fall vs Guy
Aarek: two guys enter one guys leave
micalovits: You heard it here first! Murder solves tech problems!
enderofman: lol wat!
TheWriterAleph: inside us all there are two beans
DarkMorford: @josh___something Oh myyyyy
NotCainNorAbel: Do fallguys have souls?
kusinohki: camera runs on souls, so once enough fall guys die....
EricTheOrange: oh hey it's that time of the night where my interenet decides to potato
Diabore: so 9 make it through this, if JUST 1 of them get through, odds in faiths favour
miles_ivy: 2 beans enter 1 bean leaves
Scarbble: a tale of beans and balls, eternally retold
Wicker_Guide: Bean is the enemy. The Enemy is food. Specifically, beans
saucemaster5000: spike!
oastrtoastr: inside you, there are two beans. they both suck at volleyball
Rootpotato: graham with the hight advantage
amative1: Cat, Big The
enderofman: It's 6
TheWriterAleph: @Rootpotato LUL
northos: Graham with some MLG jukes
Diabore: is their number 0
lamina5432: I guess this is to replace the team games
micalovits: Graham just dominating
MrPhlip: got this guy's number, and that number is 0
EricTheOrange: yeah all sonic charecters should name animal, the
AttackCowboy: Tall head seems like an advantage in this game
MrPhlip: dangit Diabore
amative1: G with the shutout!
Aarek: graham going for the shutout
WhirlwindAbyss: Graham is just bullying this guy now lol
AllTheWeasels: What a gamer!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham please they're already dead
LinearGif: Wheeler taking a dive
AllTheWeasels: RIP shutout
micalovits: Brazil!
TehAmelie: how goes the falling and guying?
amative1: wait, is it going to be 7-2?
northos: wait yeah wtf that ball is like 9 feet diameter
underhill33: oof
JokerBoney: just wait til they get this in a team game
TheWriterAleph: nice
therisingtithes: this is Germany vs US soccer numbers
JokerBoney: and you get to play that 4 v 4
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Cephallope: PrideLaugh
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: lol
AllTheWeasels: LUL
amative1: final? or one more?
raulghoulia: coulda been a grandparent
Diabore: final!
amative1: FINAL!
amative1: WE HAVE FINAL!
iridium_alchemist: FBtouchdown FallWinning FBtouchdown
WhirlwindAbyss: FINAL!
Bearudite: ay my points
justthorne: Yay! but dang it!
saucemaster5000: Sorry Billy, You lost on round 2, it's the workhouse for you
micalovits: I want to vore for a cori win!
Dog_of_Myth: 2020Victory ?
excalgold: hooray i finally won somthing! beting on Lrr paid off!
stevefromdetroit: thankfully it's the only fan
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
MichaelVYee: KonCha hi all. Oooooh fall guys today
TheDailyMapleSyrup: the has ubbed over 100 Months
vellebastet: That's no fan, that's a stan
enderofman: go team!!!
Diabore: ITS A WIN
baskwalla: Just a cow's opinion
NotCainNorAbel: Winner!
BigDaddyBland87: we have a win!
laikagoat: wheelerOok wheelerOok
Vanbael: Highlight reel time!
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown lrrHORN lrrAWESOME lrrHORN FBtouchdown
TheDailyMapleSyrup: the fan has subbed over 100 Months
TheWriterAleph: LUL
enderofman: :O
vellebastet: seabatClap seabatClap
Vanbael: :D
Violet__Violence: ;laskdjf
enderofman: GG
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Violet__Violence: oh my god
TwitchTVsFrank: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: FallWinning 2020Victory
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
JokerBoney: you can *barely* dive through the middle to any platform Paul
Sorator13: eyyyyy!
NotCainNorAbel: the head wins it
They_Are_Alyx: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MrPhlip: Cheer1000 presumptive victory bits!
northos: amazing
cmdrelk: lrrHORN lrrHORN
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MichaelVYee: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown
WhirlwindAbyss: LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!
VorlonScout: Photo finish!
Amberzenn: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Winterfae: goat there!
JokerBoney: but it's rough
SmithKurosaki: Wow...
Jgirl13245: WOOOOO! Grats!
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
vellebastet: seabatClap lrrSHINE seabatClap
sporkraptor: soooo close XD
Dog_of_Myth: 2020Victory 2020Victory
Manae: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lysander_salamander: :D
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Like Major Kong riding the bomb
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown by a pixel
JadedCynic: @WhirlwindAbyss Thanks for the gift sub! lrrAWESOME
TemporallyAwry: Congrats on your win Wheeler FallWinning
excalgold: surfing on a bean
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown seabatClap seabatClap lrrSHINE
Serivus: it was that extra height
TehAmelie: winner by a FALL
Aarek: FortOne
iris_of_ether: 2020Victory
micalovits: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Serivus: stuck out high enough to survive
miles_ivy: my points :(
gizmofreak1: Damn it. I bet everything on no one
SymphonicLolita: LUL
DarthRagnar815: 2020Victory
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
oastrtoastr: I once again must ask, why is Graham so long?
Diabore: wow
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Dog_of_Myth: Rookie numbers there Wheeler
SmithKurosaki: That's nothing
notthepenguins: you are like little baby wheeler
a_Weakling: @WhirlwindAbyss Thank you!
northos: @oastrtoastr do you mean IRL or in game? Kappa
DoctorHutch: i now have 135k points...and i lost :(
Violet__Violence: i love that so much
asthanius: Seamus the Bean
amative1: HIGH-lander
Lord_Hosk: wow 100,000 channel points... I remember when I had that... 5 years ago
Diabore: its a kilty pleasure
saucemaster5000: (No one tell wheeler how much we all have)
raulghoulia: Taylor Swift song?
goombalax: there were actually a greater number of yes than no this time
TehAmelie: wow, is that a bean or a whole beanpole?
jedi_master_zll: I'm at a million and I think I'm pretty far down the list.
Gekyouryuu: I have almost 2.5 million channel points, and I haven't even been betting
MAPBoardgames: Is it legal that Wheeler is betting on sports he's participating in?
excalgold: Highland Graham bean with Caber toss action!
asthanius: I have 433.6k points, get on my level
pn55: Now they just need a caber toss level in this.
TemporallyAwry: I dunno, sounds like an excuse ;p
WhirlwindAbyss: With looking likr that I gotta hear Grahams Scottish accent Cheer100 Cheer100
ArcOfTheConclave: 600k here
Diabore: @MAPBoardgames hes betting to win, ill allow it
Bearudite: gotta inflate that engagement
Gizmoloid: excuses, excuses
LinearGif: doesn't even watch the stream, smh
laikagoat: 550k
Saintnex: well, I mean whose fault is that Wheeler? Kappa
Sorator13: LUL
Twilight_Spark: I got 100k on that first bet tonight Kappa
notthepenguins: that's no excuse! pad those videos counts!
Darleysam: wow, you mean they don't pay you in channel points?!
YeetTheRich_: sounds like a skill issue
TemporallyAwry: 1.2Mil PrideShrug
Strebenherz: I had 200k points but I lost them all betting the wrong way for that last mark rosewater match <.<
Dog_of_Myth: Paul!!
Diabore: at my peak i had like 4.2 mil
ContingentCat: before today I had like 600k down to 300
amative1: isn't that like "insider trading" or something
SmithKurosaki: 2.7 post Boxing Day bets
Darth_Litigious: Thanks to betting I've made over 600K tonight
Boon_33: I made 40k tonight, and i donated 250000
LordZarano: 1.7M escher3SAFETY
kusinohki: sadly, I watch on a fire tv app which doesn't generate channel points it seems...
7gorobei: a true scotsman
EricTheOrange: ian BAD
ContingentCat: IAN
AllTheWeasels: Ian
Sorator13: IAN NO
noa2828: Snakey got back
CanadianDaz: YES SNAKE BACK thats all it is
EricTheOrange: NO
WiJohn: Cloacae?
Lysander_salamander: Yes!
Wicker_Guide: IanNo
micalovits: I only have 52k, but watching from europe does mean I don't get to watch most streams, or bet with channel points
amative1: oh, i guess i should do another prediction
asthanius: BENJAMIN
JadedCynic: this banter is why I watch these streams <3
FlamingSpipernado: lrrAWW_SG
Bearudite: distention causing dissention
EricTheOrange: Closnakea is a banned word from now on
DoctorHutch: i remember that
SmithKurosaki: I'm betting against to make number go down
SymphonicLolita: domed
Wicker_Guide: Is it worth considering a !no -> "IAN. NO. lrrIAN lrrAWW " command?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just run through the concussion
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Aarek: look, stark's are good at fallguys
LinearGif: authority is not given you to deny the return of the king
Wicker_Guide: case in point. Ian. No.
TehAmelie: the brief flowering of the word closn*kea
amative1: Graham's in first... Graham's in first... Graham's in twenty-seventh...
northos: @Wicker_Guide problem is there are too many crew members we might say NO. to
EricTheOrange: @Aarek Tony plays it on his off time all the time
Wicker_Guide: @northos ah, true
thavleifrim: I heard he was having an anniversary
LordZarano: How to earn channel points (the click to redeem ones can be automatically claimed by FrankerFaceZ):
ritchards: there was only 40 people in the game
Bearudite: oh god that head wobble was demonic G
EricTheOrange: @amative1 very mario kart
MAPBoardgames: Or the people who didn't make it qyut before that screen
amative1: @Wicker_Guide I mean, we could do it as a random crew choice...
thavleifrim: same one they repeated
TStodden: 40 is the minimum to fire a public round.
DoctorHutch: yeah they did it for the 30th aniversary
TStodden: There's Sonic & SUPER Sonic
northos: @Wicker_Guide I would support that :D
asthanius: There's Sonic the furry and Sonic the fast food brand
saucemaster5000: is there ugly sonic?
Gekyouryuu: regular and super, iirc?
mibukotaro: @WhirlwindAbyss Thanks for the gift sub!
JokerBoney: the big deal was the rest of the sonic characters
Diabore: for sonics 30th anniversary etc etc
LancerEagle: sonic has a level as well as costumes
excalgold: does it front weigh the newer ones ?
JokerBoney: they did just sonic and the costumes before
LinearGif: sonic (beast mode)
korvys: Birthday paradox
VorlonScout: The level selector RNG gets "stuck" a lot, too
SnowBuddy18: well, they had to do it for Sonic's 30th anniversary, and then for Sonic's 30th anniversary
TheDailyMapleSyrup: if you beat any round you cause someone to be eliminated
tctrain: they also released a sonic level in this game the last time around
TheWriterAleph: a tilty house divided
thavleifrim: the actual pool of levels is very small compared to the levels that exist which is a common complaint
TStodden: There are, which were premium skins
SymphonicLolita: the pro strat: just hang out in a corner
ContingentCat: relatable G
notthepenguins: I'm not happy with how graham's head is a bit of a different color
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Why does Graham, the largest bean, not simply eat the other 27?
SmithKurosaki: Right, Ghost?
excalgold: a bunch of high schoolers playing laser tag against a childrens birthday party ?
jibkat: Is Graham the daddy?
Diabore: the 17 year old still stuck at the kids table
justthorne: if only this was Spore @GhostofJeffGoldblum
LancerEagle: omicron persei 8 SeemsGood
asthanius: I highly doubt there's an Aggretsuko skin
LinearGif: red panda, the heart and soul of men
nyoomgoom: red panda yes, but it's not officially aggretsuko
TStodden: There's a Red Panda Skin, but it's not anything in particular
Bearudite: G is the teenager taking his siblings to Discovery Zone
korvys: Graham is taking his 3 costumed kids trick-or-treating
notthepenguins: the demo is fall guys players
MrGibberish: @jibkat He is a dad.
oastrtoastr: jibkat yes
jibkat: I mean sure
Saintnex: very quick lol
SymphonicLolita: welp
Sorator13: omg what was that scream
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The Swiveler is a harsh mistress.
damn_i_am_pretty: @jibkat mattlrBork
KevinTheShark: People experience the Swiveller. They never experience it for long
jibkat: @jibkat alissa3Wave
amative1: I miss "climb the mountain"
Diabore: i guess they rotate the levels
Bearudite: yeah the horse plinko at the bottom of the elimination zone is kinda insult to injury
damn_i_am_pretty: @jibkat HypeLove1
notthepenguins: I think they pull maps in and out of the pool
LordZarano: Go left!
HadesLeprechaun: I was always under the impression maps were on rotation
nyoomgoom: that particular variant of the swiveler basically meets its elimination requirement immediately because of the beefed-up obstacles
thavleifrim: there are 81 total levels but only 37 are currently in the game
oastrtoastr: the kilt may not be a gòd idea with those fists
amative1: 7 of 11
nyoomgoom: Bearudite the lore is that fall guys are just stoked to participate at all & getting to ride the elimination plinko is just as fun as anything else
Bearudite: @nyoomgoom well thats delightful I suppose
GhostofJeffGoldblum: RUN BEAN RUN
TheWriterAleph: awww
SymphonicLolita: F
JadedCynic: aka The Power of Positive Thinking aka "The Secret" aka cognitive therapy
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
jibkat: NotLikeThis
Twilight_Spark: No pressure tho
TehAmelie: i guess they've worked out an optimal number of levels to rotate before people get into trouble with memorizing them all
SymphonicLolita: woo final
Diabore: another final!
Saintnex: time for wheeler and Ian in the final 2?
Bearudite: another final!
jedi_master_zll: Lost the maximum number of points!
Bearudite: get it Wheeler
WiJohn: Time for Wheeler to get his crown! Alternately, time for Ian to get his crown!
IzlanntheLion: ben don't choke
HatsWearCats: Ez 100k+
LinearGif: take you straight to crown town
Zulghinlour: Time for Wheeler to lose to Ian
JadedCynic: I misread that :(
amative1: gonna make the next one a BIT harder
Twilight_Spark: 🇨🇦
EricTheOrange: you CAN but should you
oastrtoastr: will you eat the bottle after?
Diabore: winning seemed optimistic in the first hour to be fair
lady_olynder: nice to know your husband has no faith in you wheeler
TheDailyMapleSyrup: can, not should
nyoomgoom: currently they're doing a thing where not every level is actually in the rotation; hex-related stuff is in i think but i haven't seen fall mountain in a hot minute
tctrain: I also remember hearing the lower brackets of skill based matchmaking has a limited round pool, too?
Featherweight_: Ian vs wheeler, one shall stand or both shall fall
excalgold: maybe he mean a Royal Crown Cola instead Wheeler ? they sell small ones at some super markets ?
excalgold: meant*
DarkMorford: @excalgold Man, I haven't thought about RC Cola in a hot minute
HadesLeprechaun: he may have to make a corner dive at some point
thavleifrim: thats a pretty good spot for wheeler
jacqui_lantern234: hey there all you beautiful friends whomst i aggressively love with all my heart!!!!!!!!! <3
TheWriterAleph: ohhhh!!
excalgold: @DarkMorford its one of my favorite sodas to this day
Twilight_Spark: LOL
asthanius: CROWN
Cephallope: FBtouchdown
AllTheWeasels: WHEELER wheelerPog
GhostofJeffGoldblum: WHEELER
Saintnex: We got the Ian Wheeler final!
Sorator13: PogChamp
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN !!
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
They_Are_Alyx: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Nukified: nice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: EDGEGUARD LORD
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Manae: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Dog_of_Myth: 2020Victory 2020Victory 2020Victory
jedi_master_zll: benginDab
SnowbirdMike: whiskey drink
DEATHlikescats: Congratulations!!!
Vanbael: YASS!
jibkat: FBtouchdown lrrWHEELER
JadedCynic: YES!!!!
Aarek: FallWinning
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
head_cannon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmithKurosaki: Wowo
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
7gorobei: HyperCrown HyperCrown HyperCrown HyperCrown HyperCrown
Boon_33: o M GGGGGGGG
TemporallyAwry: penaddTobywin FallWinning penaddTobywin
asthanius: Drink up!
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
jibkat: FallWinning lrrWHEELER
KevlarGiraffe: sergeGG sergeGG
methodical_monk: seabatClap quantHype seabatClap quantHype
jedi_master_zll: benginTry
NotCainNorAbel: He got a crown!
Ryxiene: Congrats Wheeler!!! ^ O ^
excalgold: get that man an RC Cola!
Calaban161: Wheeler has a crown
Gizmoloid: woohooo!
justthorne: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
call_me_Aras: lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrWHEELER lrrHORN 2020Victory FallWinning
WhirlwindAbyss: WOOOOOOOOOO
saucemaster5000: Thank you Admiral Horatio Nelson!
Jgirl13245: Heck to the yea! Now no alcohol poisoning plz
asthanius: Bean World
JokerBoney: lying to yourself is a solid way to succeed
TheWriterAleph: Fall Souls
TehAmelie: i'm sure there's a mod for that
amative1: Ok, place your bets
jacqui_lantern234: ok, but hear me out on this: Fall Guys with the difficulty of Dark Souls
Cephallope: causeiOneMore
SeismicLawns: ok now i want dark souls in fall guys
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 so Fall Guys
Lysander_salamander: Sen's Fall Guys
gibbousm: success lrrIAN
mnemonicman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months, currently on a 53 month streak!
mnemonicman: Good luck. May everyone fail spectacularly.
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: Streams only count if you WIN
WhirlwindAbyss: Winning my points back lol
jacqui_lantern234: i call YOU a success GRAHAM!!!!!!!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Patreon subs are for closers
amative1: Bet on 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4
Cephallope: causeiFrames
FlushmasterCyclonis: Graham already throwing Future Graham under the bus
gibbousm: my money is on lrrCORI
TemporallyAwry: Good Luck LuvCool
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Bus Puzzle Path
Saintnex: oh this round does not bode well for my channel points
TheWriterAleph: go left Kappa
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham has cracked the code
amative1: First!
SymphonicLolita: nice
TheWriterAleph: ezed pzed
Diabore: g's done
NotCainNorAbel: Nice!@
northos: lrrWOW
jacqui_lantern234: GG E ZED
Saintnex: Dang, G just nailing it
EricTheOrange: Gs good at that one
Manae: This one seems much better when you actually do it :P
underhill33: numero uno!
DarkMorford: Nice!
HadesLeprechaun: graham: actuall solving the maze
Foxmar320: Graham OP pls don't nerf
JadedCynic: G* is the first qualifer
TStodden: Graham nailed 1st
FlushmasterCyclonis: Graham WAY out in front
LinearGif: panik NotLikeThis
Lysander_salamander: yay
jacqui_lantern234: GO CORI
LadyDKat: Yay Cori!!
Cephallope: FBtouchdown
Diabore: 22 of 22 for wheeler
TemporallyAwry: Congrats on 1st lrrGRAHAM
TemporallyAwry: And also Wheeler ;p
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Cheer for Graham
nyoomgoom: still hoping someone in one of the destiny skins shows up lol
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gibbousm: it's called monetization! hail capitalism /s
lackingsanity: oh no my doubter points
TStodden: Pray for the mercy of Yeetus!
Saintnex: the trick with this one is the hammer slightly below the platform right?
jacqui_lantern234: @lackingsanity doubter?! i hardly know her!!! :p
amative1: airborne/dive hits are much worse than grounded hits
LinearGif: story of my life
Twilight_Spark: Y'know this is the season for navel oranges.
jacqui_lantern234: as a lesbian, i fruit around every day! :p
SymphonicLolita: NICE
amative1: G is gaming!
Twilight_Spark: They're very juicy around January.
DarkMorford: NICE
BigDaddyBland87: Graham is pro gaming
underhill33: one again
TheMerricat: Chat just got back from grocery shopping how's the following going?
Foxmar320: Is that cannon throwing slim jims at you?
TemporallyAwry: 1st again jlrrPongchamp
MrPhlip: this game has reinforced my longstanding belief that cinnamon sticks are fruit
josh___something: double first places!
TheInferno390: Graham gets first twice holy moly
jacqui_lantern234: @amative1 what do you think the G stands for?! :p
DarkMorford: It's a pretzel log, folks
magical_writer: cheer50
Featherweight_: Now i want an orange
Fanklok: !findquote pretzel
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 it obviously stands for great
Lysander_salamander: slim jim?
Papperslappen: crunchy
Diabore: k, i need just 1 to make it through this
jacqui_lantern234: @Featherweight_ and now i want you to know that youre loved beyond measure!!!!!
gizmofreak1: !quote pretzel
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
KevinTheShark: Its a really long... raisin
GhostofJeffGoldblum: They're those tiny watermelons from Die Antoher Day
DarkMorford: !findquote pretzel
LRRbot: Quote #3830: "Pretzels are a fruit!" —Graham [2017-01-11]
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham's favorirte Bond
Saintnex: Alright, lets go for 2 in the final!
northos: @LRRbot huh
gibbousm: I didn't know we were playing super mario brothers
BigDaddyBland87: ok...just one person survive
MrGibberish: @darkmorford Appropriate
DarkMorford: Why do I get the feeling that quote is from a Fall Guys stream?
Spades_Slicc: I have successfully lost 600k channel points
Foxmar320: Ive played this Sonic level
Mattmitchell45: This the 1 thing G did not want to happen
jacqui_lantern234: GO GRAHAM GO
Saintnex: Wow, G is doing SO good
korvys: Graham 1st *again*
micalovits: Graham still being smooth!
underhill33: g is killing it
Saintnex: Heck YA
djalternative: G's gaming out of his mind
SymphonicLolita: g a m i n g
Diabore: thats 1, now nobody else qualify
BigDaddyBland87: Another 1st
TheWriterAleph: NICE G
jacqui_lantern234: GG G
PigmyWurm: ok Graham is just beasting it this round
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
TStodden: Graham with the Hat Trick!
EricTheOrange: Damn G when did you get so good at fall guys, thats your third 1st
Cephallope: The triple!
josh___something: triple first places!
Diabore: eff
sporkraptor: G is Gaming!
lifecharacter: 1 2 and 3
Papperslappen: The falliest guy
jibkat: omg is that the famous awesome person jacqui_lantern234 ?
Saintnex: welp, there goes my channel points :D
jibkat: mattlrDogchamp mattlrDogchamp mattlrDogchamp mattlrDogchamp
TheInferno390: They're gaming
Diabore: big payout for the triple
BigDaddyBland87: LRR has figured out gaming
jacqui_lantern234: PAUL YOU MONSTER I LOVE IT
Foxmar320: Paul with the big troll
stevefromdetroit: lets go
LinearGif: one pipe only tells lies
gibbousm: playing jump rope
amative1: Wow, at THREE PERCENT, #3 wins!
Diabore: the 3's have it
BigDaddyBland87: Whoever picked 3...props to you
DoctorHutch: victory!
TehAmelie: dangit, i bet on three. and could only bet 0 poiints
ghyllnox: Heck yeah
VorlonScout: I was playing alongside you for a while and drew Door Dash as my opener 6 times in a row. The RNG loves streaks.
Gizmoloid: hahaha I picked 3
Saintnex: 3 percent? wow, thats impressive!
amative1: 30:1 return
EricTheOrange: apposite
tctrain: you all get the crown if you last five minutes :)
DoctorHutch: made 300k on that one
GhostofJeffGoldblum: do a kickflip!
budbjinxed: 600K points, lets go
stevefromdetroit: i went from 24 points to 748 woohoo!
MAPBoardgames: 1.5M doLLRs split up
Gizmoloid: turned 20k into 600k wow
nyoomgoom: i think for that last level, they need the pipes to point at the finish line cuz it's a fallback to the more difficult direct route
jacqui_lantern234: no more Crowniander Dickinson
TStodden: If you can make though the 5 minutes, EVERYBODY gets a crown
EricTheOrange: will G be the doubble crown for tonite?
mnemonicman: lrrFINE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and so it falls to this, the Tall Bean.
Diabore: watch out for grabby plain bean
HadesLeprechaun: you and a vanilla, no skin bean
DiscordianTokkan: Ruuuude
Dog_of_Myth: Rude
brainbosh: Nah, that'st just lag
Diabore: I KNEW IT
jacqui_lantern234: NOOOOOOOOOO
TheWriterAleph: that little brat
excalgold: oh that was dirty
SymphonicLolita: ruuuude
SnowbirdMike: dirty
BigDaddyBland87: rude
Saintnex: SOOOO rude
Foxmar320: Soooo rude!
saucemaster5000: wow
pn55: Rude!
head_cannon: aw dang.
jibkat: wow
Juliamon: yeah it stops dropping at 2 wedges
northos: Diabore with the soul read
mnemonicman: lrrJUDGE
SmithKurosaki: F
niccus: honestly given the overall performance, we know that kilt is op
jacqui_lantern234: UH OH!!! GRABBIES
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dishonorable.
TheAinMAP: FallCry
ArmadilloAL: noooooooooooooooooo
TheWriterAleph: BAND
jedi_master_zll: That bean has no honor!
Papperslappen: poor sportsmanship
jibkat: @jacqui_lantern234 surprise hug!
amative1: First! First! First! Second...
Rootpotato: thats totally BM
SnowbirdMike: fantastic evening
gibbousm: is it me or is graham's bean tall?
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
saucemaster5000: they sure did fall
WhirlwindAbyss: What a wonderful end to a Monday, Thank you!
LurkerSpine: Thanks for the stream
josh___something: triple first place into #2 isn't bad
baskwalla: I really fell for this stream.
ArcOfTheConclave: @gibbousm just you
Gizmoloid: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
KevinTheShark: Well that was great fun.
Cephallope: Thanks for the Fallsmen
jibkat: ScaredyCat
MrGibberish: @gibbousm It’s tall
Diabore: @northos you can always tell a grabby bean
Jgirl13245: well that was fun to watch and fun to lose points to.
ritchards: !patreon
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TemporallyAwry: @gibbousm Totally normal Kappa
jacqui_lantern234: thanks for streaming, as always!!! <3
ritchards: !ytmembership
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Fanklok: Good games of tumbly men
amative1: One more time, donate your points?
Lord_Hosk: Ohhh Antman and the Wasp Trailer just dropped
Sorator13: o/
GhostofJeffGoldblum: alright the youtube plebs are gone, time to talk about the secret stuff
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Diabore: no its a sharing bet
amative1: It's a point-sharing bet
gibbousm: lrrWHEELER lrrIAN lrrCORI lrrGRAHAM
ritchards: !events
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Diabore: 1.8 now yeah?
TemporallyAwry: ages - ages - ages
baskwalla: ages ages ages
pn55: ages ages
Nigouki: i may have misundrstood the assignment
jacqui_lantern234: Aegis?! Kappa
gibbousm: so.....what?
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baskwalla: No digging
jacqui_lantern234: WHEELER LUL
They_Are_Alyx: Oooh Pentiment!
amative1: Nigouki, ruining it for everyone :(
sporkraptor: ten mints
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Christinaity.
Saintnex: im not sure how the points sharing bet worked, but sure? lol
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's about fonts and sadness
ritchards: the petiment man!
jacqui_lantern234: that means 5 ment
TemporallyAwry: Unhappiness LuvOops
gibbousm: middle ages and murder I think?
Gizmoloid: I have no idead what options in the last prediction meant
Diabore: dark pictures!
sporkraptor: ah 5 mints
saucemaster5000: menace to society or menace 2 society?
TheWriterAleph: that's 1 more than fourtiment
gibbousm: poor serge
Nigouki: amative1 in my defense it's late and reading comprehension is hard
MrPhlip: @jacqui_lantern234 Is 5 mint the primary ingredient in 5 gum?
amative1: @Saintnex the "donate" option is a guaranteed loss, so people can give points away
albatros064: inside you are two devls
Dog_of_Myth: Bless you
Juliamon: And definitely nothing weird is going to happen at some point in it.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Serge is having a bad time.
jedi_master_zll: Serge was the scariest thing.
sporkraptor: haaah
gibbousm: poor, poor, Serge
TemporallyAwry: Serge's certainly brings a lot to the stream sergeHeart
jacqui_lantern234: @MrPhlip yes, but theyre playing pentaMENT :p so no dice on the stream
Saintnex: @Saintnex ah okay, I was trying to give some points away, so I did it right!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The directional mic part was pretty good spoopums.
dumbo3k: Murder Castle!
Lysander_salamander: One of those fun houses?
Diabore: where it ended off freaked me out
jacqui_lantern234: hey Graham!!! your hair is growing in VERY nicely!!!!!!!! <3
gibbousm: lrrJUDGECALL
JadedCynic: Character: "We should get some footage from that lighthouse" Ben: "This is just our job"
TemporallyAwry: In fairness, there show is failing, and it'll totally save their production company PrideShrug
BigDaddyBland87: Garbage Day!!!
TheWriterAleph: YAY
djalternative: "Are we just playing our job?" "That's impossible. Everyone's on time." -Serge and Adam
Saintnex: its BACK!
call_me_Aras: WAT
DarkMorford: WHOA
SymphonicLolita: jarbage jay!
Mattmitchell45: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
gibbousm: lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX
jacqui_lantern234: G A R B A G E D A Y
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh heck yes
damn_i_am_pretty: Watch and Trey!
Diabore: return of grabage day!
Drasvin: \o/
NimrodXIV: lrrGARBO
josh___something: Whuauaua?!
pn55: voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp
Gizmoloid: YEAAAAHH!
iris_of_ether: lrrALEX lrrGRAHAM
Drasvin: Watch & Play returns!
call_me_Aras: I thought it was done and over
LordZarano: lrrGARBO PrideRise
Orxolon: this was a blast!make it bigger XD
Lysander_salamander: :D
Gizmoloid: Garbage Day is back!
Lysander_salamander: all these cult things
jacqui_lantern234: A F Thousand
laundreydhull: #NotACult
Boon_33: Make Alex play all the grabage!
Gizmoloid: PrideCute
airylan: #NotACult
iris_of_ether: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
djalternative: The Line!
JadedCynic: the 'murder hotel' is based on a real thing - but instead of on a rural island, it was in DOWNTOWN CHICAGO (and only had like a handful of deaths, instead of 100s)
gibbousm: hail bartleby!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and in the game?
excalgold: to catch them and so on and so forth?
Mattmitchell45: Cult, its put in the time on your shelving
HatsWearCats: LRR is like Cult-lite
laundreydhull: Also What? lrrSERGE Unconfirmed!?
jacqui_lantern234: im the founder of the Aggressive Love Cult Kappa
djalternative: wait. actual cult leader Serge isn't playing Cult Following?
Gizmoloid: 2020Party 2020Pajamas
Diabore: continuing the longest game
JadedCynic: the real villain was less a serial killer and more a failed conman who resorted to killing his marks
TemporallyAwry: Wow, this week is stacked lrrHEART
sporkraptor: if at first you don't succeed, kill a few more guys and raise them?
eric_christian_berg: I hear that to the tune of "Sweethaven" from the Popeye movie.
jacqui_lantern234: THANK you ian, was just typing tha
jacqui_lantern234: that*
Diabore: if at first you dont succeed, kill the captain of the guard, apparently
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
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jacqui_lantern234: ModLove
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
jacqui_lantern234: nice
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jacqui_lantern234: JIB WTF HOW DARE U BE NICE TO ME
jibkat: GhostofJeffGoldblum lrrSPOOP
jacqui_lantern234: there are OTHERS in chat who arent subbed and they all deserve it more
jibkat: thats two lies
damn_i_am_pretty: @jacqui_lantern234 yeah, jibkat, how dare you
SajuukSjet: Prince Nimzar, younger brother of Lorx Xizar >D
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
jacqui_lantern234: Nice
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iris_of_ether: Nice
amative1: But Wheeler, why would we mod you? Do you not trust us?
sporkraptor: so many bits!
PrinceNimzar: @SajuukSjet I'll take that promotion
jacqui_lantern234: the bits! the bits! the bits!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the bits! the bits! the bits are on fire!
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, that didn't get my bits from the Before show
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
jibkat: The bits!
sporkraptor: byeeee
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Saintnex: bye!
Violet__Violence: bye-eeeee
head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
SajuukSjet: princenimzar: does mean you have a brother who's head of a large crime syndicate thogh :P
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream!
JadedCynic: tahanks gnite
jacqui_lantern234: <3
Aravion: blaseball!
TehAmelie: imma watch the fun from the start!
pn55: Byeeeee! lrrSHINE
Phailhammer: cya :)
TehAmelie: funny, waking up at 4 am makes things disjointed no matter where they're happening
Earthenone: its ok, time means very little :)
MrGibberish: @tehamelie btw, wheeler did a bit in chat during the first break
TehAmelie: thanks