Crossing the Streams || Fall Guys

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RebekahWSD: Love me some Fall Guys
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benjamin_wheeler: alright thank you im party princess
 Graham_LRR: Now hang on
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 jessicaengle: !findquote fall
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 Ivalenz_: 1000 Now @Graham_LRR can be a party princess too.
YeetTheRich_: mf said <br />
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benjamin_wheeler: Graham is sticking with tall guy, but thank you @Ivalenz_ now I don't feel bad submitting this as a claim
 TimIAm: oh good, I'm just normal late
 corianderd changes chanel name to "<br />"
 TimIAm: cori no
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 MAPBoardgames:   
 lady_olynder:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Time for the Twitch tag <br />
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 TimIAm: I thought for sure that link was mangled
elliot4072: helloooo
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  Juliamon: Randall knows what he's doing
 RandomTrivia: ^
 snowb0und: Thinkin bout them beans
 lirazel64: Oh boy, I am in *just* the right mood for Fall Guys.
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 Korolan: Hello, I am here for Bean Game
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 YeetTheRich_:  
 saucemaster5000: @jessieimproved that sounds delish! I have homemade grapefruit marmalade and crackers. Keep seeing a bear in a blue hat peeking through my window though...
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 RandomTrivia: @lirazel64 You clearly already know their schedules 
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 RandomTrivia: ~lasttweet
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 jessicaengle:  RQ soundtrack is best soundtrack 
  amative1: Note: tournament, not event
 YeetTheRich_: oohh gamba
 CodeIndigo: And I want to rewatch RQ now
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 jessieimproved: @jessieimproved oh thinking of grapefruit reminds me to go check the upscale grocery for pummelos - it's that time of year
Orxolon: hellooo helloooo every1
 CodeIndigo: But not now because now is chaos
 saucemaster5000: oooh time to see if I can bankrupt my channel points for like the third time
 Rustpile: I mean, someone has to win
 YeetTheRich_: prediction doesn't state anyone on stream, just anyone ... ez money 
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 olias_675: got my beverage.  ready for some CTS!
 Diabore: @saucemaster5000 ive been working my way down from 4m for months, currently at 1.5
  amative1: @Rustpile Don't rules lawyer me =P
 jessieimproved: This song has such a cool vibe
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Look out below, tonight we're playing Fall Guys! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FmEpMxSaEAAc5_l.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1612617078342811648
 TheAinMAP:    
 kusinohki: hi all!
 Diabore: graham has reacquired hair!
 kusinohki: has fall guys added any new levels since the last time LRR played?
 public_key_reveal_party: yay, time to watch my favorite internet canadians play the hot game stumble fellows
human_pirate: my power is out : )
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 Despoiler98: STUMBLE BUMS?
 emberBecky: o/
 laundreydhull: Brrd
  amative1: Autumn Dudes: Final Punch
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 RandomTrivia: 
Violet__Violence: hahaha
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Crossed Falling persons
 kusinohki: "because I'm the unknown stuntman who made redford such a star"
Violet__Violence: it's been a little minute
 A_Dub888: Benjamin "Party Princess" Wheeler
 jessieimproved: party party princess
 VorlonScout: Good ol' Stumble Chums.
 WiJohn: Oh hey the hair growth continues!  It's getting downright respectab;e
 Diabore: fall guys never stops
Orxolon: me 2 cori,me 2
yuan42: some desceneding dudes some might say?
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 SnackPak_: 
 LathosTiran: team yes
 rhapsodyblue92: All or nothing, I'm a believer
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 Kramburger: This bodes well for team Yes
 SnackPak_: 
 Diabore: remember, this is our fault
 micalovits: #TeamCoriWin
 RandomTrivia: Look at that smooth presenting professionalism!
 Earthenone: !store
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 LinearGif: Remember, the jump button jumps you up
 kimmiekoneko: why can't i predict "no" more than 10 channel points at a time
 TimIAm: Go to the store and buy a Beej!
  amative1: LoadingReadyRun Dot Net... it's DOT com....
 DaxStrife: Thank you Cori for the Homestar reference.
 RandomTrivia: @kimmiekoneko There's a "custom amount" button
 ShaneLeeAtk: Homsar n the house!
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 iSmartMan1: Loadingreadyrun.net: it's dot com!
human_pirate: I am expecting people to fall
 public_key_reveal_party:    I feel like a genius for this channel point redemption
 VorlonScout: Thank you Cori for confirming that my household is not the only one that still quotes that
 jessicaengle: Teamwork
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 lirazel64: I hope you had a good vacation, Graham.
 VorlonScout: (...a lot)
 TimIAm: ew no why is that one tall
  MrPhlip: why tall man
 SnackPak_: if you got time to fill, you got time to shill
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 ZombieHendrix: you got time to mill, you've got time to fill
 kimmiekoneko: pls no so tall guy
 Twilight_Spark: If you have time to fill, you've got time to shill. 
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 Azralorne: fall all the guys
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 LathosTiran: @kimmiekoneko below the 10 point button should be a "custom amount" link
 KeytarCat: If you've got time to fill, you've got time to shill!
 RandomTrivia: Ian is mocapping his falls today 
 CodeIndigo: If there's time to fill, there's time to fall
Violet__Violence: i misread tiltyhouse for a second lmao
 jessieimproved: a distinct upgrade from the existing metaverse
 TheAinMAP: Tall Fall Guy
 Diabore: grahams character is... kind of phallic
 Rustpile: When you've got time to fill, you've got time to shill
 ChaoticObserver: Oh Ian
 DaxStrife: Is Graham facing the wrong way, or is that... a dick?
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 KaleidoscopeMind: curious jorts!
Violet__Violence: oh my god
 DiscordianTokkan: Curious Jorts is so GOOD
 ChaoticObserver: Too early to be that on your game
LidofLoathing: why are they all pulsating?
Violet__Violence: tol guy
 public_key_reveal_party: slenderguy
 DaxStrife: Oh no that's unsettling.
human_pirate: tall guy
  amative1: long long maaaaaaaaan
 LinearGif: all guy
  Akaiatana: By the way, G: Nice beard. It is a Samson's hair of hope 
Nukified: that sure is a tall bean, huh
 RandomTrivia: Gotta fit that skeleton in there somehow 
Violet__Violence: oh wow that's hliarious
kusinohki: do the jorts have a hole for the tail??
 pn55: I was just thinking that!
 ChaoticObserver: Just under the eyes
 micalovits: I think its the top of the "normal" head
human_pirate: more like a free for fall
 YeetTheRich_: great question paul, i choose not to think about that
 AllTheWeasels: They have no mouths and they must scream
 TimIAm: That's the Fallskin
 KaleidoscopeMind: its the top of the head. the face is fake
 DaxStrife: I Have No Mouth And I Must Fall.
 notthepenguins: that's upsetting
 RandomTrivia: Oh Wheeler why
 Nigouki: LIPS
 BrowneePoints: it's big Bob's burgers mouth energy
 Earthenone: great, annother mouth to feed!
 AllTheWeasels: 
 public_key_reveal_party: mouths are so last week
 BigDaddyBland87:  
 MacabreAurora:   
 lady_olynder: ook ook
 jessicaengle:  
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 Twilight_Spark:   MOUTH
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Don’t mouth off
 LinearGif: mom said it's my turn with the Mouth
  Akaiatana: Mouth Grooves, an album by Neil C
 vellebastet: 
 public_key_reveal_party: @Akaiatana you're so right
 public_key_reveal_party: it's like a periscope
 lady_olynder: they extruded the bean too long
  amative1: Two fall guys in a trenchcoat?
 kimmiekoneko: can you still limbo as though you were a small guy?
 RandomTrivia: Two Fall Guys in a rubber trench coat
 jessicaengle: He's cosplaying as himself.
 RandomTrivia: Ah, the hivemind is working 
Nukified: are we a Russian nesting bean?
 Verrain2: Anyone else playing Stupendium's And So We Fall in the background?
 YeetTheRich_: the dark points are actually the nose
Boon_33: maybe you have those tribal neck stretching rings under there
 Mattmitchell45: I think the costume mouth is your forehead
 kusinohki: it's like senpai duck in duck game
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/VenomousTawdryDinosaurMingLee-SrjWKEABlGBerwQz
Violet__Violence: lmao
 the_one_and_only_kim: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:33.
Violet__Violence: god i forgot how vibrant this game's colors are, it's great
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 TimIAm: Dark Souls controls of course
  amative1: down is faster
 RandomTrivia: That was the strat!
nyoomgoom: genuinely that is the faster way
 RandomTrivia: Graham is actively gaming
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's a fake head hat because if you change the color of the the bean face, it doesn't change the tall person's "face" (last i saw, which was months ago)
 iSmartMan1: I think you just discovered a new meta
  amative1: 1st place!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Violet__Violence: nice
 vellebastet: 
 saucemaster5000: good start
 RandomTrivia:  
 Diabore: FIRST!
  Foxmar320: Graham got the zoomies
 TimIAm: Graham's not just long, he's fast too!
  MrPhlip: gold medal?
 A_Dub888: 
head_cannon: 
 blip2004: 
 kimmiekoneko: noo my channel points
 RandomTrivia: 
rabbitgta: made it look gg e zed
 Diabore: damn paul
josh___something: oof
 LinearGif: the shade!
 RandomTrivia: @kimmiekoneko It's the entire tournament, not the first event
Violet__Violence: great start
 kimmiekoneko: the sonic the hedgehog is the ugliest outfit in the game
 saucemaster5000: It's jan 9th -- national gross camo day
 VorlonScout: It's all downhill from here
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jedi_master_zll: The square of 7!
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  amative1: Reminder, Tournament. Not Event. Tournament. i.e. GET THE CROWN
 RandomTrivia: Uhhhh, Graham 
 public_key_reveal_party: graham is entering cyberspace
  Akaiatana: Paul: That's how you know when you're outplaid
 Excalibur_1867_:  Grahams cam
 TimIAm: Fail fast and go home
 LinearGif: Graham cam second only to Cam cam
Violet__Violence: yup
  ritchards: Hey, Flail Guys!
 BigDaddyBland87: Geet it on!
 ChaoticObserver: DON'T GET ELIMINATED!
 RandomTrivia: In the words of Abridged!Roshi: "Know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em" 
merchfan: Graham’s lighting is in point
merchfan: On
Violet__Violence: bonk
 public_key_reveal_party: paul taps the ashes out of his pipe as he studies fall guys
 Crad0k: get wrekd
 BrowneePoints: yea theres a lot of new ones but some game modes have a higher amount
 Nigouki: oh no
 Diabore: i am regretting my bet slightly
 RandomTrivia: *squidge*
 Nigouki: am i actually gonna lose my chat points?
EricTheOrange: extra long bean
 YeetTheRich_: you've been training, admit it
 korvys: That's what she said
 DaxStrife: And on this episode of "Ow, My Balls!" ...
 RandomTrivia: There is so much gaming happening here
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 EOstby: Ah, the Stumble Chums!
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josh___something: you are?!
 blip2004: silver is top 20% so you still got it
 RandomTrivia: 
 Earthenone: !holes
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Violet__Violence: pffffff
 A_Dub888: Graham "Busted by Balls" Stark
 public_key_reveal_party: graham is gaming so much tonight
 kimmiekoneko: i didn't think they would be actively gaming
 RandomTrivia: 
 saucemaster5000: dear lord Ian looks like the villain from season 1 doom patrol
EricTheOrange: don't get ballzed
 Earthenone: you con saved that trap
 the_one_and_only_kim: is this like the Fortnite stream, do you play agianst bots for the first 3 games?!
Cephallope: Dont! Get! Ballsed!
Violet__Violence: someone's afk
Violet__Violence: lol
 Gadora: Graham's haunted.
 Alas_Babylon: Joe Assassinscreed
Violet__Violence: graham i think your camera's possessed
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh, Graham is in the Phantom Zone again
 KaleidoscopeMind: G's haunted
 Getter404: Oh no, Graham got greened
 saucemaster5000: graham is max headroom
 damn_i_am_pretty: G is moving between dimensions
 Twilight_Spark: Graham getting assassinated in a fit of irony.
 BigDaddyBland87: Graham is bot confirmed
 Diabore: this is new
 kimmiekoneko: oh this one is new to me
Boon_33: greenscreen rave!
nyoomgoom: i hope they run into someone wearing something from the destiny stuff
 Alas_Babylon: Graham is too handsome for his camera
Violet__Violence: oh this is new
 LinearGif: It's Assassin Creed, from the Grass Roots!
 VorlonScout: Is everyone playing on PC?
 Getter404: Oh no... tentacles
 YeetTheRich_: it's the demon made a deal with to get this good at fall guys
human_pirate: rhe graham cam strikes againg
TiagoToledo: Good lord, what's happening inside that camera? 
 YeetTheRich_: *graham
 Scy_Anide: Don't fall, blast balls.
 RandomTrivia: We know that Graham's computer can't handle The Long Game intro AND 4K Destiny at once, so it's probably holding on for dear life
 PMAvers: Blast is stored in the balls
JonTheGoose: Graham Hedroom
Violet__Violence: "don't fall, guys"
 Verrain2: Good luck Largest Bean!
 RandomTrivia: Standing still meta!
 public_key_reveal_party: graham, my channel points thank you
Violet__Violence: lmao graham wins by doing nothing
  amative1: 3/4 remain
 BrowneePoints: G luigid
 KaleidoscopeMind: tall luigi energy
 korvys: Luigi wins by doing nothing!
 micalovits: Graham hard at work
 jessicaengle: Good strat
 kimmiekoneko: you gotta be blasting my balls
 RandomTrivia: Out. PLAYED>
 jessicaengle: That round was very cerebral
Violet__Violence: noooo
 northos: wow we've got 3 out of the final 8?
 Diabore: we might actually lose points doubters
 VorlonScout: Fire up the Someone Else's Problem field and let them all eliminate each other. Good strat.
 public_key_reveal_party: 30% chance at this point I think
Violet__Violence: oh good
 Twilight_Spark: Oh no, my precious channel points.
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 j0biwan: It’s a valid strat.
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 ChaoticObserver: The double beam
Violet__Violence: welp, good luck
 saucemaster5000: @Diabore eh, I should've gone all in
 jessicaengle: Are we playing other real people online I guess, chat?
 kimmiekoneko: i hope tall guy has the same hitbox as everyone else
 JokerBoney: yes
 JokerBoney: @jessicaengle yes
  Akaiatana: They are all just Fall Guise
 LinearGif: what if it was a mechanic suit?
 jessicaengle: ty @JokerBoney
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 RandomTrivia: *BONK*
 Crad0k: you don't get a hidden blade with the AC one? boo
 public_key_reveal_party: welp
 SnackPak_: o7
 DaxStrife: Good, I don't want to hear about the Fall Guys "meta."
 Diabore: camera gave up
 jessicaengle: @JokerBoney Now I understand what I was betting on 
 RandomTrivia: The jinks!
 blip2004: the recovery
 A_Dub888: He's Gaming!
Violet__Violence: what was it that ben ulmer said a while back? everyone who grabs in this game is a dingus mahoney?
 HadesLeprechaun: just gotta look ahead and either rush forward before they line up, or run away before they line up
 BigDaddyBland87: 2nd place!
 Nigouki: wooo! my points lived!
Violet__Violence: GRAHAM'S GONE
 RandomTrivia: Phew, I was genuinely worried for my points there 
 KaleidoscopeMind: so close
 ChaoticObserver: My points!
josh___something: XD
 GhostValv: oh no~
 jedi_master_zll: Thanks for taking that fall Ian!
 TheWanderingNomad: Towards the center not TOWARDS the Center!
 northos: 
 RandomTrivia: Amazig start though
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Nigouki: 103k points profit!
 RandomTrivia: 
 kimmiekoneko: next time i'm betting on a win
 micalovits: Graham is loading
 vellebastet: oohh nooo 😂
 Diabore: 
 public_key_reveal_party:   as graham
 EOstby:  
 Gadora: 
 RandomTrivia: Graham is loading
 LinearGif: three dot night
 Excalibur_1867_: 
josh___something: The loading in the ready run
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 WhirlwindAbyss: 109k points nice!
 A_Dub888: Graham "Three Dots" Stark
 FenrisSchafer: 
 PMAvers: 
 Getter404: You are 50% of your logo
 RandomTrivia: Hmmmmmmm
 SOLinvictus_h: Was seriously thinking oh no gonna bankrupt myself again!
 codatski: 
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 Excalibur_1867_:   
ForOhForError: like 3 tiny thwomps
  amative1: Joining us tonight: Wheeler, Ian, Cori, and Elgato
Boon_33: there are three dots
 DaxStrife: Long live the new flesh.
 SpoonfullOfSugar: oh, new flesh dropped today
 MrGibberish:   
 Excalibur_1867_: @amative1 
 kimmiekoneko: i have 50k channel points, i'm going to vegas here, folks!
tacocat64_: That's interesting cori since you look the same
 kusinohki: new flesh, who dis?
 notthepenguins: new flesh would be nice
 saucemaster5000: farewell to the flesh
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 HbombAndFriends: 70. We’ve moved past “nice”.
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tacocat64_: Graham needs some new camera though
 NotCainNorAbel: I really feel like FallGuys needs the JackBox announcer voice between rounds.
 JokerBoney: new flesh just dropped
Violet__Violence: he's back!
 Diabore: he back!
 BigDaddyBland87: I could use some new flesh...preferrably down about 3 sizes
 raulghoulia: I Want a New Flesh is my favorite Huey Lewis song
 red_shoes_jeff: We have a Gra 
Orxolon: i thought it was winning one during the line,i'm chnnel points broke 
 jessicaengle: Graham is a smooth dude
Orxolon: the *night
 GhostValv: D:
 saucemaster5000: donald ducking it
 Dog_of_Myth: No pants Cori
 RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh
 jessicaengle: 
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 Excalibur_1867_:  
 Diabore: FAITH
 jessicaengle: Crossing the Beans
 TheWanderingNomad: Pulsating Bean is not a thing I wanted to hear 
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 Crad0k: it's more bobbing that pulsating
 HbombAndFriends: Beaning the Stream
 GhostValv: the resonant beanancy
Violet__Violence: pfff
 LinearGif: That's the pulse of the universe
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: The bouncing DVD logo allover again
  MrPhlip: whats your bean pulsation beat frequency?
 Favre_the_Undead: aren't pulses similar to beans
 Twilight_Spark: Lewd.
  Akaiatana: We could see Cori's Legumes
Violet__Violence: ;lsakdfj
 saucemaster5000: I remember being SO sad to learn that jumping beans jump because of little bugs
 Verrain2: @Favre_the_Undead Perfect!
 kimmiekoneko: it's what is called a "protip"
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpineySpotlessPuddingPrimeMe-Pc2TWHLKxO0bKwkW
tacocat64_: It's my way or the high way
 Favre_the_Undead: @Favre_the_Undead thx. it just popped into my head
 Getter404: Graham's camera feed is going full Max Headroom and... I'm not sure if I'm hear for it or not
 Twilight_Spark: Scotland is just cold jungle prove me wrong 
 LinearGif: Each bean should have a different prime factor in its pulsation frequency, to reduce synchronization
 kusinohki: "the jungles of Norway" - just like in no time to die
 Crad0k: some beans just want to watch the world burn
 RandomTrivia: Remember that some players literally aren't trying to win, just ruin your day
 raulghoulia: Fleet Week
Violet__Violence: so many beans
 kimmiekoneko: is this the moby dick season pass
Violet__Violence: lmao
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nyoomgoom: the current season is like, atlantis & nautical themed
 A_Dub888: SaboFrogged
 WhirlwindAbyss: but i voted points for you to win!
 jessicaengle: If you've got time to be tall, you've got time to fall
 KevinTheShark: Well... turns out the hat is one of the rewards for the challenges. I also just won one....
 kimmiekoneko: i'm like captain ahab, only my nemesis is a large ball
 RandomTrivia: NOOOOO
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
Violet__Violence: awwwww welp
Violet__Violence: NICE
Cephallope: 
 micalovits: Got there!
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 RandomTrivia: 
Violet__Violence: the camera is rebelling again
tacocat64_: Camera angry again
 philippekav: that bounce was clutch
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 A_Dub888: Cool Technology!
 ZombieHendrix: does it see all the green squares and want to key them out?
 Diabore: and then it super speeds to catch up to the present
 ckupf: Graham's webcam was like a Tool video
 LinearGif: Grahamera is allergic to victory
josh___something: Is.... is the fallboard invading the camera?
 LathosTiran: it buffered and then time compressed....weird camera
 PMAvers: Like some sort of hill, be the king of it.
 ChaoticObserver: There is no scoring in the score zone
 Wicker_Guide: the zone specifically for scoring
 Twilight_Spark: The score zone designed specifically for Scoring, Scoring's Zone.
James_the_Dabbler: That score zone?
 micalovits: Last time I played this it was bugged so no one got points
 Getter404: Score in the score zone. The price of 1 wood is 1 wood.
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ResoluteDeadMooseAsianGlow-_Jbai9iPm2FiaoJG
Violet__Violence: pfffff
 kimmiekoneko: use the what to do the huh?
 Dog_of_Myth: Just get in the suck hole
 RandomTrivia: S U C C hole
 ontario_watson: Now I can’t stop seeing the idle bean pulsate animations. Thanks, Wheeler.
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: May the pipes be whit you
 saucemaster5000: Suckhole the pulsating beans
 kusinohki: unlike sports ball where you need to be in the score zone with a ball...
Violet__Violence: protip: go to the suckhole
 TheWanderingNomad: "Get in the SUCC Hole Shinji."
 Xenovita: arent those called gloryholes?
 DaxStrife: This level sponsored by the Secret Pipesmen.
 Texan_Reverend: It appears that Graham's camera has isues whenever the game is loading. As if the computer resources are just being overtaxed.
  amative1: got there!
Violet__Violence: nice lmao
josh___something: BAHAHAH
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 micalovits: Perfect strat!
 kimmiekoneko: flying thru the zone
 public_key_reveal_party: yah!
 RealGamerCow: Get in the zone, auto zone
 A_Dub888: 
Nickiatori: g was first
 jessicaengle: 
 Manae: https://clips.twitch.tv/UgliestAverageFlyWutFace-6NnWBcvMUo3IYXjP
 ArcticAtlantic: I just tried to turn the camera on my phone 😂
  MrPhlip: why does the suck hole have teeth
 soulessgamer: Is Epic secretly mining crypto?
 Diabore: the pipes have teeth!
 kusinohki: get in the score zone shinji!
 Diabore: why do the pipes have teeth!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SullenChillyTofuHeyGuys-TqMa-Z7X0aYdcG8f
 Dog_of_Myth: @MrPhlip Why not?
 kimmiekoneko: the bongo zone
 PMAvers: something something stand on the point?
 Twilight_Spark: They're zoning off!
Violet__Violence: actively gaming
 LinearGif: you've been sent to the scornfield
 public_key_reveal_party: pardon?
 PMAvers: They're in party time.
 kimmiekoneko: wait there's a hellen keller bean
 ChaoticObserver: Great for pinball though
 RandomTrivia: It *does* sound Hel-ish 
 saucemaster5000: being blind and deaf might increase your odds
 Spooky_Noises: I love that the pipes just shoot you into the death plane
Violet__Violence: awwwww
Violet__Violence: welp
 kusinohki: hellish kellish?
Cephallope: o7
 GhostValv: 
 AllTheWeasels: o7
 BigDaddyBland87: oh that's terrible
 micalovits: o7
Scarbble: hate to see it
Evochron13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months, currently on a 109 month streak!
 Evochron13: 109 months of falling.
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 jedi_master_zll: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Off by one is Serge's bit.
human_pirate: that is soo sad 
 RandomTrivia: 
 ContingentCat: o7
  amative1: into the abyss
 micalovits: Rave Graham!
 RandomTrivia: Graham 
 raulghoulia: sweet dance moves
josh___something: Geddan
 soulessgamer: It's accidental horror.
 ZombieHendrix: it's the Graham Headroom screen
Boon_33: groovy
tacocat64_: Sick moves graham
 DaxStrife: Wow, Graham turning into Max Headroom for a moment.
human_pirate: 
 SocraticMethod: Graham is Max Headrooming I see
 Evochron13: did graham enter the glitchverse again?
 KevinTheShark: The camera thing is.... a fascinating bug
  Akaiatana: Is it breakdancing if the camera is the thing that's breaking?
Violet__Violence: neat
 Verrain2: Get ready for some epic standing!
 RealGamerCow: SoIStartedBlastin.gif
 TheWooglie: also the water rises
 RandomTrivia: 
Violet__Violence: that was. fast.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Last time's strategy was better
 ArcticAtlantic: I think there’s sea stuff, space stuff, party stuff and arena stuff since yous last played
 vellebastet: 
  amative1: that one 100% depends on where you spawn
PrinceNimzar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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 WhirlwindAbyss: So who is still in?
  amative1: volleyfall
  amative1: team time
 public_key_reveal_party: 14 bean salad is pretty good
 Korolan: 14 Beans Remain...
Violet__Violence: oh this looks like it'll be funnn
 ArcticAtlantic: Oh I am so useless at this one
Violet__Violence: uh oh lol
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 LinearGif: follyball
 Diabore: 
 Tiber727: "Crabs in a bucket" is the only way to live.
 jessicaengle: @Violet__Violence It's bean fun so far
 Dog_of_Myth: This is just Tron
 SnowbirdMike: hahahhaaaa
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LancerEagle: @kevlargiraffe thanks for the gift sub!
 public_key_reveal_party: can we get a hubris in chat?
 KevlarGiraffe:  
Violet__Violence: interesting that this is one on one instead of a team game the way this game normally does them
josh___something: football with cars
 RandomTrivia: The own goal¬!
 RandomTrivia: Welp
ArmadilloAL: Don't biff yourself Wheeler.
Fanklok: Hurbis
 SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
 GhostValv: 
Painfully_Dyslexic: ONE TOUCHIE!
Violet__Violence: nice
Nukified: bump, set, spike. not yeet
 TheWooglie: Wheeler did not
 Diabore: cori you are my last hope
 ArcticAtlantic: Wooo go Cori
 Gaz_L: Megatron... er, Wheeler... i thought you were made of sterner stuff
Violet__Violence: wat
 vellebastet: Let's go, Cori! 
 RandomTrivia: Pffffft 
 Twilight_Spark: How do you end up with an odd number of people after that?
 korvys: CPU problem?
 northos: you should definitely file a bug report for this 
  amative1: 41% are rooting for Cori...
 Spooky_Noises: could be dude count
 RandomTrivia: Yep, it's cursed
 Twilight_Spark: No wait, I'm silly.
 mrjujubeans: Guys, you made me score on myself
 Xenovita: 
 LinearGif: Allergic to victory, as I suspected
Boon_33: wizard did it
 Diabore: @Twilight_Spark easy, start at 14
 AveryCorvus: Could also be CPU/GPU overload and there's less people being rendered
 public_key_reveal_party: 
  amative1: @Twilight_Spark 14 people, 7 pairs, one of each pair got through
 Shelvish_Fyshstic: Lol, Ian.
 RandomTrivia: And then all the frames are ending up on the floor
 NotCainNorAbel: ian 
 7gorobei: is there some sort of streamer mode ingame interfering?
 TheAinMAP:    
Armstrong11139 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
 Armstrong11139: Man, I need to fire up Fall Guys again. Been too long.
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 philippekav: it was worse when there was a lot of beans so maybe it's GPU usage ?
 KevinTheShark: Ohhhh this one sucks for a variety of reasons
 saucemaster5000: go kraken! I have a mild bet against cori's life
 SnackPak_: so rude
 mariomario42: 
 TheAinMAP: It's a Kraken
josh___something: It's a kraken, paul
 RandomTrivia: YEET
 micalovits: Nooo!
 LinearGif: Hey, what's kraken
 kimmiekoneko: infini-pus
 Diabore: NOOOO
 RandomTrivia: Ohhhhhh, so close
 They_Are_Alyx: 
 vellebastet: So close!
 PMAvers: Well, it's clearly a giant robot.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Very close
 RandomTrivia: Good effort Cori!
 Diabore: and ending the game kills the camera
 red_shoes_jeff: Hrm
 ArcticAtlantic: Alright I really should try to sleep again. See yous all in the VOD! 
  amative1: sharkbait ooo aaa aaa
 jessicaengle: Bye @ArcticAtlantic
 Diabore: stay faith
 GhostValv: 
 saucemaster5000: Welp, no reason to change my bet so far
 northos: TOS
 TheWriterAleph: 
  Akaiatana: Graham's character has more Longevity
 Azralorne: CORI
tacocat64_: Paul stop
 Nigouki: Extruded Guy
 TheWriterAleph: extruded, paul, plz
 public_key_reveal_party: I already had to make one clip about cori breaking tos tonight
  MrPhlip: baited shark doot doo do doot do doo
 northos: Paul asking the real questions
 korvys: Can you make yourself green?
excalgold: i thought the fall guys were foam paded mecha so people could safetly particapate in bloodsport!
 Verrain2: King Hippo, Bean Version
 Gaz_L: why does Graham, the largest Fall Guy, not simply eat the other 3?
 Getter404: I do not subscribe to Hollow Bean Theory
 ontario_watson: I believe Fall Guy anatomy has been determined to be horrifying
 Blakemcm: yes they did and its gross
 shea_wolfe: They did, it's horrifying
 randombillfolds: Fall 'Guise.
josh___something: yes
 notthepenguins: it's horrifying
 northos: yup
  Akaiatana: True to life, paul
 LinearGif: What piece of work is a guy!
Violet__Violence: they're very large, it's horrifying lol
 korvys: And you can't teach that
JadedCynic: *hypothesis
 Pteraspidomorphi: Very dense then
 jessicaengle: He's like big bird.
iarethel0ser: Well thanks for those measurements and that nightmare tonight.
tacocat64_: It's a wonder they can jump
 saucemaster5000: 400 lbs? What do they eat?
 KevinTheShark: Graham's is like..... the slender man of beans
 Earthenone: they eat the losers
 jessicaengle: @saucemaster5000 Smaller beans?
GhostofJeffGoldblum subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I can't think of anything clever.
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 mariomario42: Graham is getting that classic DB video glitching
 Verrain2: They eat bars to the face.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 Other Fall Guys.
 DoctorHutch: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ein5HSVXkAI9t4C?format=jpg&name=large
iarethel0ser: @Earthenone Oh no!
  MrPhlip: https://twitter.com/FallGuysGame/status/1308853560411656197
 Kramburger: This is upsetting to listen to
 saucemaster5000: oh dear lord their skeleton...
 LinearGif: You can grab people, but they'll hold it against you
 Earthenone: how much spline?
 public_key_reveal_party: graham is a cameraman first, a gamer second
josh___something: The beans have spine?
 eshplode: They have an exoskeleton
SquidVorb: they do
 korvys: 30% spine by volume
 spinebustertee: I'm sure your spine will be fine.
  amative1: very healthy, so many organs </zim>
excalgold: it fires spines out of its mouth ?
 Verrain2: Much Spine! Such Wow!
 QuixoticScrivener: reticulating splines
 RandomTrivia: 
theevermist subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
 theevermist: 29 months, that's almost a third of a year!
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 KevinTheShark: The gap is immensely evil
 saucemaster5000: pollock vomited on that one
 Pal_Friendpatine: Oooo I love reticulating splines
 TheWriterAleph: my talleeeest!!
  Akaiatana: Adam's playing?? 
excalgold: A Tall guy as it were
 public_key_reveal_party: -gasp- brother!
 Gaz_L: Yandham Z?
Violet__Violence: ;aslkdfj
 raulghoulia: Tallgeese?
 laikagoat: 
excalgold: G-g-graham Headroom !
 RandomTrivia: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham has activated his Stand
JadedCynic: wow
RebekahWSD: Concern
 vellebastet: 😂😂
 Xenovita: 
 ChaoticObserver: A Wang Chung video breaks out
 TheAinMAP: 
 GhostValv: looked more like Fallingar Z
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
James_the_Dabbler: What a dance move
 DiscordianTokkan: Graham is now Max Headroom
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 Blakemcm: Graham, video wizard
sfn____: Graham with the YTP moves
Violet__Violence: that's a clip, holy shit
Cephallope: He moves like they do
 BigDaddyBland87:   
Kaorti: nooooo! the gibson!
  amative1: Get down yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi...
Boon_33: there can be only one! (tall one)
 red_shoes_jeff: Green Eggs and Gra 
nyoomgoom: max headroom hecken camera
 djalternative: G's possessed
 SquareDotCube: It's DB6 all over agin
 baskwalla: Graham this isn’t Let’s Nope
 public_key_reveal_party: I always felt there weren't enough lrr creepypastas
 saucemaster5000: I love it catching up in fast speed
 YeetTheRich_: holy shit that's horrifying
  Akaiatana: Gotta go fast
 TheWriterAleph: Flail Grahams
 code1300: Kick the nentindo
 WiJohn: Wait was Yami on the other side?  Does Graham have to play a penalty game?
 Azralorne: OMG I hate this one
 CaptinOfBeez: graham has been body snatched this isnt him anymore
 blip2004: this one is pretty easy if you can follow lines
 TheWooglie: trick the cross points are always a straight line
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleResilientPresidentMingLee-lUBFm_cZ3LgV9Pqf
 CaptainSpam: It is once again QWOP o' Clock, fellow old-school Desert Bus fans!
Meltalar: Graham trying to give us Myst vibes with the camera flickering
 korvys: is the map on the groud relevent?
 northos: !advice
  LRRbot: Drag Spider-Man to New York!
 blip2004: Follow the line from the center to the outer edge.
 Pal_Friendpatine: Start at the star and follow that line to the right exit
 KevinTheShark: Of course it's the last one you try. You wouldn't find the right one and then keep trying the others
 ontario_watson: Well this is a fresh hell
  zblust: If two lines intersect, just take the center path, don't turn
 blip2004: guessing will get you nowhere in this game.
josh___something: Never trust other beans
 Azralorne: this is the actual worst level
SquidVorb: oh no, Graham is dots
stonemage01: I think if you get sent back, you can jump off the map to get put back where you were. pretty sure atleast
laundreydhull subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
 laundreydhull: Graham Stark & LRR Crew Starring in... "Tall Guy: A Fall Guys Story" crossing through a stream near you.
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Ryxiene: 🔵🔵🔵
 Serpens77: I jsut arrived; looks liek Graham has finally been consumed by a void? Bummer
 TheAinMAP: 
Violet__Violence: what a weird game
 public_key_reveal_party: 
  amative1: actually solving the puzzle > wild guesses
 RandomTrivia: 
 A_Dub888: 
mrjujubeans subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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excalgold: Graham has Become Loading....who are ready and Run in this musical trio?
nyoomgoom: to be fair i think the devs didn't do a great job of explaining how the lines work in-game. like, they had to make a twitter post about it
 Dog_of_Myth: Those Balls were from Elden Ring.
voren_chalco: Do Fall Guys... have blood?
 Drasvin: 
  MrPhlip: Welcome to Fall Guys, our players are Wheeler, Ian, Cori and 
 Shelvish_Fyshstic: Compression.
josh___something: That killed a lot more people
 shendaras: He's phased out until next turn
Boon_33: angry pixies in the computer
  amative1: @MrPhlip Elgato
 MadWolf1290: @MrPhlip no, now it's Elgato
 ContingentCat: clearly G's camera is haunted
 public_key_reveal_party: graham is carrying the weight and his computer is trying its best
 RandomTrivia: Among the amazing gifs this makes for, this is my favourite fragment https://i.imgur.com/HnDYDK5.gif
 Fruan: I'm going to guess its... frame rates. Yeah. That'll do it.
 baskwalla: Go Elgato!
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 YeetTheRich_: nah, it's clearly demons
 LordZarano: If I had to guess, that screen has unbounded framerate, so the GPU goes crazy generating infinite frames and has no capacity left over for encoding webcam?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: The camera is on strike for ethical treatment of the fall guys.
  amative1: welp
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 KevinTheShark: Its not like the levels are.... graphics intensive though?...
 korvys: get juggled
 Gaz_L: wait are we operating under the rules that if we can't see G, he can't see the game? 
  Akaiatana: Ian, are you talking about ConBravo? 
JadedCynic: Ian calling me out like that
 MadWolf1290: G's back!
EricTheOrange: Whats wrong with smalltowns single fan?
 shendaras: And he's back on the battlefield.
 baskwalla: If we can’t see G, G can’t see us.
  amative1: I wonder if anyone's still brave enough to vote Yes
 RandomTrivia: I'm only slightly disappointed that this isn't mosh'd enough to get into a "Who's that Datamosh" quiz https://i.imgur.com/QvFUOkm.gif
 Gaz_L: if this like Fall Guys Takeshi's Castle/Wipeout?
excalgold: @baskwalla c-can he normally see us?!
 RandomTrivia: Smol Graham!
TheCrippig03: Smol G
Meltalar: Graham, next time, just set up a Baxter Cam 
 jessicaengle: Wee G
 KBKarma: I have not played this game in so long...
Boon_33: I blame pharaohbender's antenna for the interference
 TheWriterAleph: weegee time
xVeinFirex: I've been betting all my channel points every time and i can not get rid of them all :')
 KBKarma: What's the frequency, Kenneth?
 mitomanox: wheeler is Jamiroquai pineapple
 princess_intell: awww no kitty
  Akaiatana: Wait, is Brave New Faves pirating from wihin the house?
 RandomTrivia: Welp
Meltalar: let's go
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I was just listening to the pirate radio episode of qwerpline today
 Serpens77: Baxtern't Cam
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "where are you, Johannesburg by way of Liverpool?"
 princess_intell: Ian get a bird so we can get bird cam
 LinearGif: Baxter exhibiting Rum Tum Tugger energy
 Gizmoloid: cat hair cam
 RandomTrivia: Content warning: flickering - Rave, Graham, rave! https://i.imgur.com/G4k3OXn.gif
 jessicaengle: @Gizmoloid lul
 mrjujubeans: This is why Baxter cam should be strapped to him.
randomblathering subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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 public_key_reveal_party: is this what ghost in the shell is about/
  Akaiatana: Is it Boxing Day?
 TheAinMAP:  
 Fruan: Computers were a mistake
 saucemaster5000: It's tech halloween
 Spanked42: ghost in the shell if you will?
  amative1: Epiphany was the 6th
 kusinohki: switch to maple cam... oh wait, wrong stream...
Meltalar: a third of a cat cam
 Spanked42:  
 KBKarma: Nollaig na mBan was a few days ago.
 DarkMorford: Ghosts? But this isn't Destiny
 jessicaengle: Is this a Blusterball thing?
 jessicaengle: Blurstball?
 princess_intell: @mrjujubeans Baxter might disagree
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
SquidVorb: ?
 princess_intell: how's finnegan
CanadianDaz subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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averythetiger: It's one day after my birthday.  Is that anything?
 KBKarma: But that's not really a sppoky thing.
 northos: *shakes fist* Connecticut!
 DoctorHutch: Connect? I Cut!
 sasschad: Full moon?!
 A_Dub888: Independicut Connecicut
  MrPhlip: is this, like russian orthodox boxing day?
 Azralorne: might need to restart
Cephallope: "Match found. You're not in it."
  MrPhlip: or was that yesterday
JadedCynic: match found...CONNECTING match in 5-10 min
 Getter404: Purge the Xeno
Violet__Violence: i see getting into a match still takes as long as it did when i played last lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Azralorne: I get stuck on this screen a lot
 RandomTrivia: !quote 7000
  LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
 Wicker_Guide: it's the day after california had very weird rains. everything internet may be fuzzy
 ContingentCat: yes this is clearly Zeno's fult
MaillouxB: I dunno, Connecticut Statehood is probably more likely
excalgold: Xeno fled the capital?!
 SnowbirdMike: Not Instanbull?
ghyllnox: Did they even have the same year?
 public_key_reveal_party: @kusinohki  ?
Violet__Violence: don't lie game
  amative1: #blameian
sasschad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
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excalgold: what ever will become of the empire?!
 saucemaster5000: time to play among us to find out the canceler
 KaleidoscopeMind: the game is a player in your party
 princess_intell: so Istanbul was then NOT Constantinople?
 firehawkzoa: what's everyone drinking
 LinearGif: But before he can flee, first he has to get halfway out of the city
 Wicker_Guide: 
 Muddy_Thunder: Ian are you sure aren't talking about Istanbul?
 SajuukSjet: something certainly seems up tonight with The Internet
 lamina5432: Friday the13th this week
excalgold: they...arent...sure?
 PMAvers: It's okay, they were all vampires.
 Muddy_Thunder: @princess_intell Damnit you beat me to it!
  amative1: @princess_intell It WAS Constantinople. NOW it's Istanbul.
 Sibwow: lets call it 1500
 Dog_of_Myth: Typical Ivan
MaraSadow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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Violet__Violence: oh no lmao
  MrPhlip: that's a heck of an interest rate
 GhostValv: in a row?
TheCrippig03: gosh he was so terrible
 RandomTrivia: Yep, that sure has murdered my interest in history 
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/UnsightlyEnchantingLarkStoneLightning-flr5qkhrXtI6lAnt
 iSmartMan1: I'm sure at least one of them was interesting
 RavingPenguin: Graham clearly listening to Sandstorm
 korvys: Personally? He must have been so exhausted
 Getter404: Ivan the Unpleasant
tacocat64_: don't like the new graham addition
 ContingentCat: @Muddy_Thunder that's nobody's business but the huns
  amative1: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @princess_intell why'd they change it? I can't say.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/NeighborlyJollyHippoLitFam-PmPxSzI9429ANoFX
 jessicaengle: The ghost of Blurnsball
 red_shoes_jeff: @princess_intell People just liked it better that way.
 RandomTrivia: 
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazingExuberantCaribouUncleNox-2sdKah8fnDvL0mQl
 Lord_Hosk: Did they all have to line up in an orderly queue? was that why it was 1000-2000?  because some people left the queue early?
 RandomTrivia: DAMMIT HORATIO!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Captain Crunch! Stop messing with the frames!
 jessicaengle: 
 KBKarma: Ah yes. Horatio Nelson. Noted enemy of technology.
  Akaiatana: Oh no, Graham got Horatioed!
 laundreydhull: eighteen what now?
 RavingPenguin: That explains all teh sailor cap bois!
 saucemaster5000: Graham really shouldn't have named his phone Horatio Nelson
 princess_intell: to clarify: Istanbul was Constantinople. it is now NOT Constantinople and it remains unclear why they altered the name, although there is speculation about the population preferring the name
 ontario_watson: And he is celebrating his funeral by… cursing Graham’s camera?
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 WhirlwindAbyss: i steped away for like 2 min, did they start a new one or did it take a long time to load
 princess_intell: I have now tortured this joke sufficiently and will take no further questions
 northos: wait, it's all Portal?
 RandomTrivia: 
josh___something: The greed and/or hubris!
 iSmartMan1: I just realized Blaseball is back
 SocraticMethod: Playing Dares of Eternity, eh?
 KBKarma: WAKE UP PLAY BALL
 Diabore: is jumping really better there?
 RandomTrivia:   
 TheAinMAP: Last year I saw Breaking 475 Big News.  This year it's Breaking Big 475 News.
 RandomTrivia: @Diabore I don't think so 
 northos: that caused me psychological damage
 LinearGif: fallgetaboutit
JadedCynic: offal?
ExarSnow: jumping on those ramp's is actually slower than just running
mtgsignal: real big clench there for graham
 micalovits: @Diabore Sure isn't
Garrub: @Diabore pretty sure it is distinctly worse, unless theyve changed the physics
 CaptainSpam: Gotta know your pinball angles.
  TStodden: BTW, you can walk up those conveyor ramps.  It's a bit slow, but it's a lot easier to progress.
Spades_Slicc: Hey chat! Did you know that there's ~special~ mouthwash that you can only get with a prescription?
 KBKarma: Several!
 KBKarma: Corsodyl!
EricTheOrange: yand-ham
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the blackface? 
 Getter404: "The one with the blackface" UUUUUUUUUMMM
eric_christian_berg subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 58 months!
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 red_shoes_jeff: The WHAT.
SquidVorb: the...what
 KBKarma: Graham fought off Horatio Nelson's ghost!
Spades_Slicc: Ian ...
 princess_intell: spokesman voice?
Grumpingtoon: Triple endorse the running on the moving walkways. Inertia is preserved while jumping so you go nowhere
 DEATHlikescats: WITH blackface, not INblackface
 pn55: Chat please... black and face as two separate words.
fritobandeeto: poop chute?
 Spanked42: Doesn't look like America at all
 RandomTrivia: Time to chute some hoops!
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 saucemaster5000: Hell is other Fall Guys
 KBKarma: PENGUIN SLIDE
  Akaiatana: This is like Skeal!
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 miwksh4ke: BEANFALL
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 TheWriterAleph: glurp
 KBKarma: Skeal! Alex's favourite game!
 DarkMorford: Drink more Glurp!
excalgold: it sounds like mushroom soup being tumped in the trash....i hate that sound
Violet__Violence: almost there
  MrPhlip: this is the run
Violet__Violence: nice
 RandomTrivia: 
 mrjujubeans: The top has less points overall
JadedCynic: I think graham qualified first...
 RandomTrivia: IAN NO
Violet__Violence: awwwww
 DiscordianTokkan: NOOO
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] Oh no, my ring!
  LRRbot: New quote #8421: "Oh no, my ring!" —Ian [2023-01-09]
 GhostValv: 
 KBKarma: OH NO IAN'S RING.
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: @MrPhlip 
  amative1: @RandomTrivia You mean Wheeler?
 public_key_reveal_party: graham seen here with his twin?
Violet__Violence: cori??
 Diabore: am cori ok?
 Lord_Hosk: Graham you killed Cori
 RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Whoops, force of habit 
 KBKarma: This kills the Cori.
 saucemaster5000: Horatio Nelson decided you had enough
 Fruan: Did cori die?
 Spanked42: Is Cori dying?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Upon being named, Horatio Nelson has been banished
Violet__Violence: cori please don't die lmao
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: but is it good for Bitcoin?
 TheWooglie: this one is difficult
Ryxiene: Cori? 
tacocat64_: Stop dying cori, it's bad for your health
 adept_nekomancer: Cori don't die :<
 Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it's the doppelganger that kills the camera
 shendaras: Outliers, noooo
 niccus: rest in peace
Ryxiene:   
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's a glitch in the matrix
 RandomTrivia: Wait no, I DID mean Ian 
 KBKarma: People are gonna grab other people,
 Mr_Horrible: "Don't not ride the hoverboard
 Spanked42: I missed the quote..
excalgold: i require a Hoverboard based Skate boarding game
 mrjujubeans: A large hover barge
 Getter404: Cori am die, thank you forever
 Gaz_L: wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube people?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "for the hoverboard is large and there are many obstacles" but with the same energy as "for the night is dark and full of terrors"
 KBKarma: Sad vacuums!
 LinearGif: the vengaboard is coming, and everybody's jumping
 jessicaengle: Don't get greedy
 Mr_Horrible: who signed the release on this field trip?
 RandomTrivia: That number is ticking down
 saucemaster5000: Still more pleasant than most cruises
 Verrain2: Miss Frizzle, why are we beans?
 jessicaengle: @Mr_Horrible We forged mom's signature?
 RandomTrivia: You qualify by finishing and people are falling off 
 mrjujubeans: Count Olaf
 public_key_reveal_party: NO!
 Diabore: NOOOO
 RandomTrivia: 
 Spanked42: HAHAHA
Violet__Violence: awwwwww
 northos: D
 Saintnex: NOOOO
 Edgarware: nooooo
rabbitgta: oh no
 RandomTrivia: NOOOOOO
 GhostValv: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Noooo
 northos: D:
 Mr_Horrible: foot caught in escalator
 Xenovita: 
Ryxiene: Noooo   
Violet__Violence: graham noooo
Garrub: 
 Sorator13: oh nooooo
BlueChloroplast: noooo
 TheWooglie: why?
head_cannon: aw dang.
TheCrippig03: you hate to see it
 TheAinMAP: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Bean why!
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahahaha
  MrPhlip: Janky game, mate
midichlorianuser: robbed
 RandomTrivia: ROBBED
manticporduct: that was heartbreakign
 BigDaddyBland87: oh that was bull
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: nooooo
 jedi_master_zll: 
 ContingentCat: oh no! Like that!
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 trousey627: Fall Guys???? In The Winter???? How Scandalous!!!!
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  amative1: TWO made it
Ryxiene: 
 Diabore: TWO qualified
excalgold: i couldnt use the escalator at PAX because of that fear....
 jessicaengle:  
  Akaiatana: I've HAD that happen with an escalator. It was not cool
 Saintnex: wait, did only two qualify loll
 shendaras: Feet too tall
 public_key_reveal_party: 2 qualified
tacocat64_: I saw an escalator eat someone's shoe laces at summer camp
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hit da bricks!
 Mr_Horrible: "You can concede at any time"
  amative1: Wait, is it TarkovTime?
 Diabore: this one for sure
 saucemaster5000: there's a limit to appreciating hops
 TheWriterAleph: 
 ContingentCat: that's a dangerous question G
 RandomTrivia: !quote 8421
  LRRbot: Quote #8421: "Oh no, my ring!" —Ian [2023-01-09]
 MAPBoardgames: I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring?
  MrPhlip: I'd say I'm sorry, Cori, but I probably shouldn't lie to the streamer
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ElatedWildTigerNotLikeThis-gnwDPM05POxDjZGq
RebekahWSD: The one about rage poops, I think?
 yalc321: Rage pooping i believe
  amative1: well, it is now...
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote ring
  LRRbot: Quote #427: "No Sol Ring for you! Wait, he's got the mana! I'm drunk!" —Cameron [2015-07-08]
  MrPhlip: The one with the big list of banned crapshot topics
Boon_33: 5:1 odds against
 Diabore: i maintain faith
 Gaz_L: the machine is also one that comes up, i've noticed
 Azralorne: can you blame us?
AussieBrainDoc: I got 10K on you Cori 
 Manae: I have 100k of faith!
 saucemaster5000: I mean, I'm making points
 KBKarma: Rage poops? A friend of mine came up with that line while playing Dungeon Petz.
  Akaiatana: Oh no, my Ring! - Gollian
 Dog_of_Myth: Got over 1M point so thanks!
 KBKarma: If you have too much anger, then it comes out as poop.
Garrub: the ramps at the end of cyber town
 azidbern95: yes Ian, I have been making bank betting against LRR
  Juliamon: Downramps are better to run up than jump up
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 korvys: Hitting people
JadedCynic: you're good gamers...but the game's harder
  TStodden: BTW, did Glurp run out of sponsorship money? 
 RandomTrivia: Of course they can't mantle here, those are gas giants 
 TheWriterAleph: mooOOOrty
 Manae: This one is just low-G instead of multi-jump i tlooks
EricTheOrange: I mean these points are about as valuable as crypto so you can throw them all away on a bet and it doesn't matter
excalgold: i think graham is runing into some one and thats causeing issues
Boon_33: gravity how does it work?
nyoomgoom: might've been getting bodied by other beans
 RandomTrivia: Pfffft
JadedCynic: people are pushing you graham - as the famous saying goes: "Hell is other people"
 RandomTrivia: 
   Anubis169: nooooooooo
EricTheOrange: Hub reese
   Anubis169: oh nice catapult
 public_key_reveal_party: graham with the sick hax
 KBKarma: "My hubris!" Ian or any Blaseball fan/
   Anubis169: Win!
Scarbble: KBKarma why not both
 matthaus_c: @KBKarma Never Look Back!
Orxolon: i would trust the G method over the bumpers
   Anubis169: dude!
 Lord_Hosk: GAMING
 Verrain2: Laser trapeze.
   Anubis169: 
 baskwalla: He's gaming
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 public_key_reveal_party: so much gaming
JadedCynic: Ian KNOWS reverse-pachinko
SocraticMethod: https://clips.twitch.tv/InspiringNeighborlyCardAMPTropPunch-II-5rP7Ymw_Nf9hx
 CaptainSpam: Successful flipper pass!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpicyCarefulWasabiBCWarrior-RhUVaTd4HxEovkNi
 Verrain2: A coilied spring perhaps.
YeomanAres: like kiff
 RandomTrivia: It's all ablative Fall Guy
 KBKarma: Fall Guys are beanz.
 jessicaengle: A system of bladders
 KBKarma: Bean dudes.
excalgold: i prefer to stick with the 'Fall Guys are just paded sports mecha'
  MrPhlip: nine deez nuts
 Mr_Horrible: nine deez nuts?
EricTheOrange: 9D's nutz?
 KBKarma: GRAHAM HAS GONE.
 kusinohki: spine made of play doh....
 Saintnex: oh wow, G's cam was CURSED there
 KBKarma: Horatio Nelson attacking again!
Violet__Violence: the glitch zone has returned
 Lord_Hosk: Graham back in techo space
   Anubis169: uhh, Graham? You went super flashy green :S
Orxolon: good warm up for the squads one
 MadWolf1290: and super speedy
EricTheOrange: @Anubis169 we know
 MrGibberish: @anubis169 Been happening all night
 stevefromdetroit: its a feature @Anubis169
  MrPhlip: @Anubis169 The results pachinko machine does something nasty to G's computer
 Saintnex: like more cursed than usual lol
voren_chalco: We know now
Arakasi01: Graham is the serving robot from Back to the Future
 blip2004: suddenly the frames caught up
 TemporallyAwry: MaxHeadroom really was the first VTuber, huh?
  amative1: Graham's trying for a new Geddan
excalgold: somthing about the Lighting on Max headroom is so impressive
   Anubis169: oooookie dokie 
 Twilight_Spark: Or it's having a *great* evening.
  Akaiatana: It's an Evergreen
 jessicaengle: It's adding flavor
 djalternative: G. Do you happen to have a light-up pacifier?
 JokerBoney: based on the pop ups on the game it seems like Grahams internet as a whole is having an issue
 7gorobei: are you on the left side, the left side is haunted per coffee pong
JadedCynic: @Arakasi01 which was a reference to Max Headroom
 Lord_Hosk: Remember how many people have joined the Greater LRR community because of the glitchy cam in engineering in DB 6
ExarSnow: the fans Wheeler
  Juliamon: Geddan and Max Headroom: A Part Of Our Heritage
Arakasi01: @JadedCynic 
ExarSnow: big fans blowing you off
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: sounds likem me when I hit the clubs
 KBKarma: Big fans of blowing you off.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "doing badly in the score zone, tonigh"
 A_Dub888: The spinner really has it out for you G
   Anubis169: in!
 blip2004: score zone is very swingy in how well you do
 SnowbirdMike: nice
Grumpingtoon: I have had my Elgato phone camera set up glitch out or start to lag when the my graphics card drivers are out of date or have gotten out of sync with the Elgato software version
 Diabore: 
 Mr_Horrible: Da Share Zone's evil cousin
EricTheOrange: score zone sounds like an arcade
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 public_key_reveal_party: is Ian still in?
Grumpingtoon: But nothing to be done about it during the stream
   Anubis169: 
 KBKarma: That reminds me, I should reinstall the drivers for my capture card.
Violet__Violence: lmao
 Pyroxx___: 
 northos: WHEELER
 matthaus_c: LMAO
 Diabore: WHEELER
 saucemaster5000: That's why the bean pulsates
Ryxiene: 
 Pyroxx___: elgato
Nukified: ouch
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: when you based but it still clipping
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange I would totally spend my entire allowance at The Score Zone 
  MrPhlip: tfw it clips through the base and you need to go back to the suck tubes
 RandomTrivia: 
 Twilight_Spark: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
 micalovits: Bye Graham!
ArmadilloAL: Protip: The blue pipes at the bottom send you to the platform with the balancing wheel at the right.  The pink pipes send you to the platform with the bouncy things on the right.
excalgold: All your base be clipped
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 unicornly: Please enjoy these bezos dollars
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 KBKarma: Beans are, in fact, pulses.
miles_ivy: cant belive the gundam lost this would never happen in gundam
   Anubis169: aaaaand they don't stop clippin' and they don't stop clippin' and they don't stop clippin'...
SquidVorb: try 90%
 Mr_Horrible: *tiktok voice* "pahv"
 Kramburger: I clipped my base as a symbol of covenant with God
 saucemaster5000: Point of Videodrome
 Sogheim: pov of view
  amative1: Personal Occupancy Vehicle
 gnyrinn: As long as it just clips through the tenor, you’re all right.
 KaleidoscopeMind: pov: watching a person who is doing the thing
 KBKarma: Hooverboard Heroes.
 Spanked42: I think that's the point? The humor of the youths...
miles_ivy: pov my dude
 AveryCorvus: Povvers
 Diabore: pawv
 Verrain2: All your bean are belong to us !
 SnackPak_: oh povers dude
 LithelyUnshod: Kitvhener
 A_Dub888: Povvers my Dovvers
 RandomTrivia: PovChamp
 LithelyUnshod: Kitchener
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Povvers, gamers
 Kramburger: Pov or Povvo is Aussie slang meaning poor (i.e poverty)
EricTheOrange: people use POV when they should use "like my face when" or "reaction pic"
 jessicaengle: Canadian content?
 public_key_reveal_party: I love the text to speech voice reading the intro to "I have no mouth and I must scream"
 RandomTrivia: 
 BigDaddyBland87: Perspective Of Videographer
 Dog_of_Myth: L L Bron
 KBKarma: Graham actually *is* Max Headrooming.
 CanadianDaz: party on vehicle?
JadedCynic: I hope she's making so much bank from that 
   Anubis169: all your base are belong...
 KaleidoscopeMind: just shooting planets
 Manae: Classic "Don't get eliminated!"
 ContingentCat: oh man I want to see how an AI would understand like Tolkien names
 Diabore: SCAMMED
 RandomTrivia: OH NOOOO
 micalovits: Rude beam!
 northos: dinger!
EricTheOrange: leb-rin james
 TheWooglie: too soon
miles_ivy: graham fell off :{
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 natedesuka: But can it sound like Wil Wheaton or Stephen Fry?
 Gadora: Amazing, the distances they'll go to not pay an artist.
 TheAinMAP:  
 saucemaster5000: huh, why are all these books about the failures of mankind and the rise of a new order?
 NarishmaReborn: boo to ai audiobook readings
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: 500000 youtube videos of it reading 50 shades
josh___something: GrAHAM
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: one presumes
 Spanked42: HAHA hands free romance books...makes sense
 Sorator13: GRAHAM
  Akaiatana: Apple AI: "Is this a *kissing* book?
excalgold: Wheeler lost space battleship Barge to WhiteFang !
 KBKarma: I think that's a "No".
 KevinTheShark: Optimised for things voice actors don't actually want to read aloud
 northos: stonks!
 BusTed: 
 Gaz_L: shhh, Graham, we're supposed to pretend that's not what that category is
   Anubis169: well nothing's more of a mood killer than robo-voice... it's like trying to get frisky to "You are being held in a queue and your call is important to us"
BlueChloroplast: tingler time? pounded in the butt by the new ai book voice?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: you fell off? go to the shadow realm.
 SnowbirdMike: sad face-still funny
 KBKarma: Huzzah!
 KBKarma: I got magic channel points!
 raulghoulia: that level was sus
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: tik tok is torture you can't stop self inflicting
the42ndlastdovahkiin: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:08:52.
 stevefromdetroit: elevated ladies?
JadedCynic: called it - the AI is cool but it gets abused by Big Business first before cool people can make cool things 
 shendaras: Just guys?
 A_Dub888: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
 SOLinvictus_h: Welp did go bankrupt again
 Darleysam: I love the sequel, Stand Mans
EricTheOrange: I'm gonna fall my guys off at the pool?
 lirazel64: You should only play on the 5th of November.
 randombillfolds: Rise Guys.
 saucemaster5000: maybe I should switch to team faith just to play the odds
 MrGibberish: @darleysam So, weeble wobbles?
 Ivalenz_: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 KBKarma: After being told not to, I'm going to go away. It's 2am, and I nominally have work in the morning.
 jessicaengle: !findquote beans
  LRRbot: Quote #7999: "Beans mean something!" —Ian [2022-03-13]
 KBKarma: Night y'all! See you!
 ContingentCat: !quote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #3591: "the lips are the gateway to the hole" —Ian [2016-10-31]
 niccus: society if guys don't have to fall
 Darleysam: @MrGibberish An IP rich for exploitation by the world of video games!
 SOLinvictus_h: @kbkarma night!
 Verrain2: Test
EricTheOrange: I like "crazy bean enthusiast" Ian.  "no you don't get it, beans MEAN something.  their important."
 MrGibberish: Indeed
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ArmadilloAL: Huzzah!
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 ArmadilloAL: @LRRbot Nice!
 jessicaengle: !findquote nice
  LRRbot: Quote #7081: "I compliment you all of the time, and you're all very hard to be nice to." —Jacob [2020-07-29]
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 TemporallyAwry: Looking up Max Headroom just now, and I just learned that AMC is looking to reboot the series.  I'm both interested and deeply concerned.
benjamin_wheeler: !findquote fall guys
RebekahWSD: @TemporallyAwry I...need to go tell my husband this immediately
  Juliamon: wheeler ur sub
 YeetTheRich_: @benjamin_wheeler lmao
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: mm, wheeler always struck me as more of a dom.
  Juliamon: I mean, he lost his sub
MrGibberish gifted a Tier 1 sub to benjamin_wheeler! They have given 187 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 benjamin_wheeler: sure, I can use the company credit card, but they won't mod me
  Juliamon: can't be a dom without one
 jessicaengle: Like Delouise?
 RandomTrivia: 
 MrGibberish: @benjamin_wheeler Fixed
 benjamin_wheeler: thank you @MrGibberish  now I can finally
 benjamin_wheeler: !findquote Fall Guys
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 benjamin_wheeler: FUCK
 saucemaster5000: ha!
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA REKT
  Juliamon: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: perfet
 MrGibberish: LuL
 Spanked42: Got em
 YeetTheRich_: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: couldn't have planned it better
 ExtraWubs: 
 jessicaengle: lul
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 DarkMorford: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: 10/10 execution
 RandomTrivia: I'm so glad I was here to witness that happen live
jessicaengle: Comedy get
 Fruan: Why can't I clip chat?
 benjamin_wheeler: quick, someone add this quote
 MrGibberish: @randomtrivia I’m glad to contribute
 benjamin_wheeler: Fall Guys
Ryxiene: Can chat moments make the highlight reel? 
 LithelyUnshod: Wait, findquote only works for subs? TIL
 Saintnex: could we potentially add a quote of "!findquote Fall Guys ... FUCK"?
 RandomTrivia: Many of the LRRbot commands are sub-only
 RandomTrivia: !help
  LRRbot: Help: https://lrrbot.com/help
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: nightbot's an elitist
  Juliamon: Most abusable LRRbot commands are sub-locked
 TheAinMAP: 
TezzeretDynamite: shouldn't it be winter guys since it's January
 korvys: !findquote fall
  LRRbot: Quote #52: "The first thing you do to deal with eight inches of snow is that you only let it fall over the course of about six months. And then you just shovel it out of the way." —Cameron [2015-02-26]
Orxolon: pull that prediction!
JadedCynic: NO SOLO; ONLY SQUADS
 RandomTrivia: Did you finally make a LRR OnlySquads? 
 laundreydhull: Wait, I get  player look now! He's supposedly Baymax!
 LithelyUnshod: @Juliamon Makes sense.
 CanadianDaz: back just in time with beer and popcorn
  amative1: Slight change. Final round, not crown
 Spanked42: subscribe to my onlysquads
 LordZarano: !patreonbot
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Cephallope: 
 Bearudite: has anyone ever mentioned that wheeler's red toque makes him look like a delightful gnome
 RandomTrivia: Wait for it
 TheWriterAleph: something something bomb some dodongos
 RandomTrivia: 
  amative1: But can you walk like a duck?
 Wicker_Guide: wat 
 DeM0nFiRe: Well excuuuuse me, princess
 RandomTrivia: @Wicker_Guide The CD-i LoZ games sure were things that existed
 RandomTrivia: Also the animation
 thavleifrim: graham is blinking out of existance
JadedCynic: you ALL need to qualify
EricTheOrange: interestinmg G's camera is gliching out mid game now as well
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: what's that from again? the weird non Nintendo Zelda game?
JadedCynic: only top 10
  TStodden: Squads are based on points...  speed is a key
 Wicker_Guide: @RandomTrivia and the devil take us all
  TStodden: TOp scores qualify
 LinearGif: They're all real, they're just not all doors
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Cori Dickinson, Door Whisperer\
 Fruan: How is cori so good at this?!
Ryxiene: CORI!!   
 DarkMorford: Did you know there was a 3rd CD-i Zelda game that was only released in Europe?
 RandomTrivia:   
  amative1: You get points, lowest ranking drops out
 Peter_Chordash: did she just do a perfect run?
JadedCynic: oh, ranked finish...and squad with most points...
 mitomanox:  
 Kramburger: Ranked batch? Isn't he the guy from N*Sync?
 ContingentCat: I want to munch...
 RandomTrivia: Skwod!
EricTheOrange: @DarkMorford yeah but it was made by diferent people and didn't have the silly cutscenes
 Bearudite: based on how you Squad-a-DO?
Grumpingtoon: Live as squad, die as squad
 DarkMorford: @EricTheOrange Ah, darn
 kusinohki: so this is *sunglasses* squad game?
 jessicaengle: They must have Scmods
Scarbble: lily leapers are the subpar snack
 Gizmoloid: @erictheorange was that the one with live actors?
 saucemaster5000: to quote Admiral Horatio Nelson "England expects every man to do his duty and Haunt a canadian man's camera"
JadedCynic: Yeah, the CF-18 did that first
EricTheOrange: @Gizmoloid yeah
 RandomTrivia: The skip is good!
 RandomTrivia: Graham is gaming out of his mind!
 lackingsanity: hubris
EricTheOrange: climbing in fall guys is about as easy as climbing in gang beasts
JadedCynic: the bane of other people
 jessicaengle: boing like the wind
 skysonglark: just tuned in and thought for a second graham was sitting in the dark with some blue neon lights
EricTheOrange: It looks possible but difficult
JadedCynic: o7
 Diabore: top 7
 RandomTrivia: NOOoooooo
Grumpingtoon: Don’t dive on the outside track
 RandomTrivia: 
Scarbble: o7
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Grumpingtoon: Never dive on the outside track
 TheAinMAP: 
  amative1: noooooo
 RandomTrivia: WELP
JadedCynic: BYE
 TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: My optimism points!
 ContingentCat: So close!
 Manae: My points!
 SnowbirdMike: crushing
 Diabore: 
SeismicLawns: my retention discs!
 saucemaster5000: brutal
JadedCynic: yay my points!
 ContingentCat: yay I'm down below 100k points
 RandomTrivia: Just like Twitch Chat - When one of you fails, you all fail
 Dog_of_Myth: #BlameJames
 RandomTrivia: 
 ExtraWubs: they lost in spirit
 micalovits: #BlameJames
JadedCynic: well, if they're not here, they're not helping
 saucemaster5000: Damn it Turner
 A_Dub888: #BlameJames
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 Bearudite: Collective Responsibility
 TemporallyAwry: #BlameJames - he's not hear to bring the  Energy
 jedi_master_zll: I've surpassed a million points! We'll see how long that lasts.
 YeetTheRich_: falling is definitely james' responsibility
 thavleifrim: there was an american pilot for it crowd?
JadedCynic: @LurkerSpine the pilot didn't do well
 Spanked42: Oh jesus - there was an american version of IT Crowd?
 jessicaengle: Teams on the Street
 TheWriterAleph: the US IT Crowd pilot made me sad
 Manae: I'm glad I never watching the US IT Squad
 Manae: watched
 RandomTrivia: 
JadedCynic: WHAT?!?
 ladylinzington: oh that was SO BAD
 ladylinzington: his story about it was e xcellent though
 djalternative: Same with American Taskmaster
 saucemaster5000: my favorite IT Squad joke is the episode centered around someone really looking like a magician
 RandomTrivia: Ian no! Don't hubris it now!
 RandomTrivia: 
 djalternative: they didn't understand it and cut it all to hell
 Bearudite: tbf Kryton is the worst part of Red Dwarf imo
EricTheOrange: America didn't get unpleasant comedy until seinfeild.
 jessicaengle: I'm betting on the team.
 Mudd_II: the gradual progression of Graham's beard growing back makes me so happy knowing he's getting better.
JadedCynic: I am SO glad I've never seen these horrible failures of pilots
 LithelyUnshod: Wait, is that an Amogus?
 KevlarGiraffe: Oh god.   Yeah, I deal with that 5 days a week
 RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh
 ContingentCat: Cori?!
 Manae: US execs make a soulless rendition of a show, completely lacking the soul. And more news at 11
 AveryCorvus: Yeah see Graham's phone does it when there's an entire games worth of people on screen. It seems like a load issue.
 RandomTrivia: Oh no, Cori has perma-ragdoll'd!
 Wicker_Guide: this is cursed
 randombillfolds: You've crossed a line.
 SymphonicLolita: 
 RandomTrivia: WTF game!
 micalovits: I blame bugs!
 vellebastet: 🤣🤣🤣
 TheAinMAP: 
 BigDaddyBland87: I'm calling foul
 Bearudite: help our cori is very sick
 SnowbirdMike: missed it by a nose
 kusinohki: speaking of taskmaster - I wonder if it would work as a standard game show with regular contestants instead of pro comedians...
excalgold: I'm calling Fowl
 electra310: Mulligan
 damn_i_am_pretty: while G is busy falling into another dimension
 public_key_reveal_party: technology's haunted. what? -loads gun- technology's haunted
 Diabore: @kusinohki i dont think so
  amative1: You can't leave between rounds, you have to wait for the next round to start
 DEATHlikescats: Poor g’s camera
JadedCynic: @kusinohki eh, I dunno about that...
 Spanked42: Sit in complete, perfect silence, and deal with your failures
 Diabore: force shutdown
 Diabore: ?
 RandomTrivia: Graham
  amative1: wait what
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulAmazonianRaccoonBibleThump-rR_EuDVGoZEVKAku
JadedCynic: !GamePls
 AveryCorvus: Oh. There's no leaving, Graham
 saucemaster5000: Nelson won't let you forget
 saiarcot895: 
 skysonglark: i don't think people would enjoy playing taskmaster if they cared too much about winning
 korvys: Alt-F4: Exit
 YeetTheRich_:  
Orxolon: the squad's bugged
iarethel0ser: Cori's ghost is trapped in the game.  You can't leave her.
 TemporallyAwry: Perfect Game - zero flaws 
 ContingentCat: 
 Spanked42: Welcome to Hotel California
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdbloodedLightCurlewUncleNox-XfI87bTEmcxNhFi6
 TheAinMAP: 
  amative1: game pls
 Wicker_Guide: game haunted
JadedCynic: yeah, I don't blame Cori - blame the glitchy game
 Mr_Horrible: had to give it the ol' razzle dazzle
  MrPhlip: https://clips.twitch.tv/AgreeableSecretivePeppermintSpicyBoy-2OvnbIE-MLMRXBC7
 Bearudite: 
Grumpingtoon: Thank you, Paul
 Spanked42: As soon as you get clingy they kick you out
Scarbble: yea nah
 kakmize: its what we do
 Mr_Horrible: aur naur
 ContingentCat: Emmaerer
 Mr_Horrible: aur naur Cleor
 Kramburger: It's Yeah Nah you northern Drongo
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereDignifiedDinosaurCoolStoryBro-6SaesbISvQ86HNoF
 ExhaustedElox: Hello Chat. I am in you. 
 kakmize: Pronounce Melbourne
 LinearGif: Melboolean
goombalax: Mielle Bournes
  amative1: LRRSMR
 BigDaddyBland87: male bun
  amative1: or is it ASMLRR
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks
 RandomTrivia: Now if the game would kindly not bug my channel points into the sea, that would be great
 Wicker_Guide: @kakmize ghoti
Painfully_Dyslexic: I tried to explain the yeah nah thing to my Chinese girlfriend it only confused her
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know it was pronounced like that
 Sibwow: karakas
 Kramburger: It's Pronounced Karens
 Mr_Horrible: I miss that card game
 skysonglark: not like that
EricTheOrange: you have to just really exagerate your accent on the no, of oh no. ou NAOUUUUUUU
 public_key_reveal_party: malle bearne
  Juliamon: I accidentally used yeah nah with my mom and initiated a conversation I was not equipped for
 YeetTheRich_: mill barn
 DaxStrife: Now so "Susan."
 Verrain2: Throatwarbler mangrove.
 Mattmitchell45: Piss!
 Kramburger: It's pronounced 'Fuck Perth'
 asthanius: It’s pronounced “Australia”
 saucemaster5000: Amazed that no one pronounces "california" correctly
Lysander_salamander: I pronounced it "meal bourne"
 RandomTrivia: 
 Excalibur_1867_: 
 TheWriterAleph: gazebo
 vellebastet: 🤣
 Diabore: and now the camera angry here
 baskwalla: Show beans
  amative1: It's pronounced GIF
TwoBitSlim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
 TwoBitSlim: Down, down the fall guys go, where they stop, beans will grow
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 iSmartMan1: I just realized that the poll was for making it to the final round instead of winning
 ContingentCat: You don't want an incomplete bean show
 RandomTrivia: "I don't care what it's been, what is it now?!" 
  MrPhlip: if I could come that way, I wouldn't need the bean show
 Darleysam: there was a great Jason Pargin tiktok recently about how Australians stop doing the accent when they think no-one's around
 TheWriterAleph: [ Mr Bean laugh ]
 baskwalla: I'll take whatever bean I can get
 LurkerSpine: I fell in love with the girl at the bean show
 jessicaengle: !findquote bean
  LRRbot: Quote #7999: "Beans mean something!" —Ian [2022-03-13]
 Bearudite: that sounds like something on the onlyfans not the pateron
 RandomTrivia: 
josh___something: GRAHA
  amative1: @iSmartMan1 Yeah, /trying/ to get a Yes... eventually...
 DiscordianTokkan: I got! TWO TICKETS TO PARA-BEAN
 Excalibur_1867_:  do not take the child
 Sorator13:  graham
EricTheOrange: I have a question about "vegan popcorn"?  is it vegan cuz it uses non animal based butter substitute?
 LinearGif: The elites don't want you to know this, but the kids at the park?
 saucemaster5000: But her breakdance form is suffering for this win
 RandomTrivia: Now I can only think "If you can't make your own children, store-bought is fine" and my brain is mucked
miles_ivy: l
 RandomTrivia: GAME PLEASE
 TheAinMAP: Welp.
JadedCynic: I remember a restaurant that had a sign: "Yes, we serve children - please allow 30-45min cooking time" 
 northos: @EricTheOrange that would be my assumption yes
 Getter404: amogus
 asthanius: Amogus
 Mr_Horrible: Amogus
Garrub: amogus
 Bearudite: make my channel poinTs GROW
 BigDaddyBland87: everyone finished = you lose
 RavingPenguin: Ians a lil sus
 korvys: Ian is rock solid. Which is to say, you could anchor your boat with him 
miles_ivy: dont be a scap wheeler respect unions
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Scy_Anide: 
EricTheOrange: I Mean if Beej was here I'd say Beej
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/IcyTalentedSageRickroll-fj5GwEthTuq0QOWh
Lysander_salamander: how is that bean so tall?
 Mordin_Solus_Sings: Moreso than Beej?
miles_ivy: umizawas jitang
 Kramburger: Ian can't even cross the line in LeMans
Garrub: @Lysander_salamander they playing tall guys
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahahaha
 jessicaengle: oofa
 public_key_reveal_party:  ?
 Sorator13: you've been practicing?
 Sorator13: I wasn't aware that took practice
 Bearudite: the Big Show
miles_ivy: youd think shed be more into amoung us
  amative1: Oh, it's ALL me, Graham
 lirazel64: Guys, I'm sitting here being almost 68...
 KaleidoscopeMind: some of us have faith
 RandomTrivia: 
  amative1: I'm having FUN tonight
 SymphonicLolita: I'm gonna win big if they actualy win tho
 saucemaster5000: us winning on "No" is basically nothing at this point
 Sorator13: look, the points don't matter, so inflation is irrelevant
 codatski: Make me lose my channel points!
 matthaus_c: oh I've lost every last channel point to my faith 
 SnowbirdMike: Participation Ribbons all around
 micalovits: Some of us believe! Just not with channel points
EricTheOrange: so are old people who watch soap operas the same as weebs who follow on going manga from the 80s?
 jessicaengle: It was his evil twin that died
 Sibwow: so no 5head?
 A_Dub888: Whose heads>
drewm1022: Do they come in a duffel bag?
 TheWriterAleph: no, those are Cameron's heads
 DaxStrife: 5 heads, in a duffel bag.
iarethel0ser: My faith is in 10 to 1 odds on points.
 Nigouki: ok fine
 Nigouki: i'll punt some points
 DEATHlikescats: @lirazel64 being here knocks at least 5 years off your age so no worries!
 Wicker_Guide: @lirazel64 years young
 jessicaengle: !findquote parade
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
  TStodden: NP GTA is practically the modern soap opera
 A_Dub888: !findquote head
  LRRbot: Quote #7979: "It's only your head that's vulnerable to the pillows." —Alex [2022-02-23]
  amative1: 92% no
 LinearGif: No, Wheeler, I don't unlike you
 CanadianDaz: hey one of has to win
 SnowbirdMike: I am here mostly for the falling
 public_key_reveal_party: I still believe enough to gamble my useless tokens
 YeetTheRich_: winning is for losers
 Spanked42: winning is elitist. I'm against it.
 RandomTrivia: Little bonkii?
miles_ivy: imagine if one bean killed another bean on the moon wouldnt that be messed up or what
 RandomTrivia: Bonkae?
 SymphonicLolita: 
Xaunaught subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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 SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
 matthaus_c: mood
 RandomTrivia: Mood
 TheWriterAleph: sad bean 
 saucemaster5000: That fella is a champ
twistedsylvan: "this is life now"
 Masslost: so graham, i went into a wiki dive on the red dwarf us pilot and there were 2 interesting names in the cast: Terry Farrell aka dax from DS9 and Jane Leeves aka daphne from Frasier
 WhirlwindAbyss: hey, passed the first round!
 Bearudite: its a Thraex btw G
minislot1997: Who invited Drax to this stream? lol
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: they should do a cbc red dwarf
 RandomTrivia: I lose half a million points in two rounds, I switch to "won't make final round" and immediately they clear the first event 
 Mai_Andra: wait, is... is this available to watch somewhere?
  ritchards: Hinton Battle
 northos: fruit!
 Simonark: Hinton Battle
  ritchards: *snap*!
 LinearGif: Shoot two pilots? The FAA would never allow it
 WhirlwindAbyss: @RandomTrivia same boat as you lol
miles_ivy: i mean you could shoot two pilots today but the cops might get mad
 Masslost: @Mai_Andra there on youtube
 TheWriterAleph: nice recov
  ritchards: well, there were two Krytens actually
JadedCynic: so...the person who played Cat was inspired by someone else....who was hired to play Cat in another version?  WOW, why didn't it work?!?
 TheWriterAleph: 
 SnowbirdMike: sweet
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 RandomTrivia: That was so rude!
Violet__Violence: GOOOOAAAAL
Lysander_salamander: nice
 ContingentCat: good enough!
 baskwalla: wow
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Mai_Andra: I was six seasons into "Death in Paradise" before I found one of the officers was The Cat.  I haven't actually seen much Red Dwarf, though...
 niccus: technically got it!
 Sorator13: I don't think that's legal
 TheAinMAP: 
brutusq13: huhhh?
iarethel0ser: Wide left still counts!
 cleric_ofthe_true_god: oh wow, nice
 underhill33: 
 jessicaengle: You have to be creative when your resources are limited
 SymphonicLolita: 
 TheWriterAleph: home run!
EricTheOrange: 'American versions" of non American media RARELY work.  Like maybe power rangers, MAYBE.
 cleric_ofthe_true_god: Graham just over the cone into the endzone
 Gizmoloid: Come on squad! Make me lose my bet!
 jessicaengle: Made it??
 Sorator13: @EricTheOrange The Office?
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange true...
 public_key_reveal_party: graham out here completing fall guys with a half a press
 Bearudite: big trackmainia speedrun vibes
 SymphonicLolita: 
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 RandomTrivia: Awwww
 NimrodXIV: I feel so bad for that person
 baskwalla: wow
excalgold: Ghosts is pretty good
JadedCynic: @EricTheOrange oh the american version was just as unwatchable as the original  #HotTake
Drazoth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
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 LithelyUnshod: The dancing demon from Buffy
Orxolon: @LithelyUnshod that musical was golden
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there was an American Version
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I was about to say, he played the Cat in american Red Dwarf
 Getter404: Oh, you mean Sweet?
 Spanked42: I love blasting those
ontario_watson subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
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 TheAinMAP: 
 baskwalla: The internet?
 saucemaster5000: colonize LRR!
Violet__Violence: just vibin'
CobaltShuriken: sounds like american history in a nutshell
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I've seen that Red Dwarf pilot, it was not great
 blip2004: you don't need to be agressive till the last island is almost underwater
 Bearudite: bad bump
 jessicaengle: Protec the team
miles_ivy: you just need the 5th and 6th to all die first
 LinearGif: Cut the feed!
 SnowbirdMike: woohooo
 blip2004: get to high ground
Violet__Violence: oh that axolotl is adorable what
 public_key_reveal_party: umm
 Wicker_Guide: Ian no
 korvys: The water, much like the rhythm, 's gonna getcha
CobaltShuriken: Ian is now on a fall guys watch list
 LinearGif: Ian the grab artist
 RandomTrivia: Are they camping the bomb spawn?!
 JokerBoney: squad survival is so weird
 jessicaengle: The rhythm is gonna get ya
 SymphonicLolita: 
 SnowbirdMike: yessssssssss
 TheAinMAP: 
 JokerBoney: because if one person falls you basically have to go Super Aggro
 JokerBoney: since there is no way to catch up on point economy
 JokerBoney: just - making your opponents earn less
excalgold: Mario round
 gnyrinn: Mario?
 Bearudite: vore the game
 blip2004: this one is pretty fun
 baskwalla: Why are the teeth right by the eyes?
 RandomTrivia: @Bearudite 
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
 TheOtherPenn: 67 months? That's 2/3 of a year!
 Spooky_Noises: Always seemed like such a missed opportunity to not have Pachinko consolation prizes
 micalovits:  
 public_key_reveal_party: they are air tight
TheOtherPenn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
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 LinearGif: My tube is pretty sealed
 MrGibberish: Correct. Humans are just a meat tube.
 Twilight_Spark: Manifolds can have holes!
EricTheOrange: fall guys are a long tube sealed on both ends
 LithelyUnshod: Are you implying that Beans don't have tear ducts, Paul?
 JokerBoney: so wait - are Fall Guys sealed Yogurt tubes? or are they thick yogurt
slopoppotamus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
 slopoppotamus: Nice
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drewm1022: We learned this from the popular Cure song, "Beans don't cry"
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 RandomTrivia: Oh hey this is the Madonna tribute level 
EricTheOrange: where is the "tilt" in Ian horner?
 Mattmitchell45: wHOSe tILT?
 RandomTrivia: @EricTheOrange It's the House
 SnowbirdMike: come on
 Nigouki: aww
  amative1: No you were tied for LAST
 Nigouki: dangit
 SnowbirdMike: ahhhhhhh rip off
 Wicker_Guide: @EricTheOrange his home stream is called TiltyHouse
 Gizmoloid: Awww!
miles_ivy: it said you were in 5th right?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Ashton: When everyone's 3rd, nobody's 3rd
 Nigouki: oh well, first loss and I still more than doubled my points
EricTheOrange: @Wicker_Guide i know but he said it was in his name
 JokerBoney: no it said we were in 5th our placement was in pinkish red
 BigDaddyBland87: wooo...made a whole 4 grand
 baskwalla: Except for the people who are third
 Wicker_Guide: everything is P1
 jessicaengle: Shucks
 Sorator13: honestly, the first time I played this and realized that you DON'T get a pachinko prize when you're eliminated, I was very disappointed
 RandomTrivia: Ian 
 NimrodXIV: uh
 Mattmitchell45: Nice reference, Ian
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: thank mcman
 baskwalla: Cori, TOS
 Wicker_Guide: Cori no
 WhirlwindAbyss: TOS
 notthepenguins: TOS!
Orxolon: i'm so ready for my positive points!
Orxolon: whis is the one
 RandomTrivia: Now there's a reference I haven't heard in YEARS
 eshplode: 
Painfully_Dyslexic: monkee
 TheWriterAleph: toot toot
 They_Are_Alyx: OOK OOK
 Bearudite: the fisty hat
 TheWriterAleph: ian.
 DEATHlikescats: Ook ook!
  MrPhlip: Ian,
 iris_of_ether: Ian
Ryxiene: 
 BigDaddyBland87: as long as that ribbon doesn't work like The Green Ribbo
 jessicaengle: o7
 DEATHlikescats: Ben “the Librarian” wheeler
 saucemaster5000: HA! Chat realized they had to play the odds so the votes evened out
 Sorator13: yeah, I hate the wall section of this
emboar2235: they discovered the largest water lily in 2022, wonder if these are them
 TheWriterAleph: @saucemaster5000 oh butts chat is learning
 Bearudite: peekin out of the tracheotomy scar
 RandomTrivia: 
 Bearudite: wow ian and I am on the same wavelenght
 saucemaster5000: Favorite overwatch character Tracher
 JokerBoney: trake and josh
santiago_05555: <message deleted>Anyone want to join a private to practice superbola? The code is 0mpec
 RandomTrivia: I miss watching Trach and Josh
 RandomTrivia: @JokerBoney benginFIngers
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: There we are
 Laserbeaks_Fury: https://clips.twitch.tv/MagnificentLovelyDaikonHotPokket-O9-pFzVDkkEprXsQ
 TheWriterAleph: nice run
EricTheOrange: monster with face on neck feels like unexplored territory for horror games/movies.
Bladinus subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 72 months!
 Bladinus: 
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 TheWriterAleph: @Laserbeaks_Fury ooh, daikon hot pockets 
 RandomTrivia:    
 Diabore: i think youre locked
Spades_Slicc: Don't be rude Paul
  amative1: Samurai BEANza Cats
 BigDaddyBland87: Ohhh that's a reference G
 baskwalla: They make great pizza, but that's not all.
 ExhaustedElox: Round Get!
 BigDaddyBland87: I haven't thought of that show in years
 Mai_Andra: "Get her, Robo!"
 saucemaster5000: they do have more fur than any turtle ever had
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Strob gram
Violet__Violence: ;alsdjkf
 RandomTrivia: WHEELER NO
Violet__Violence: wheeler omg
baronsamedi23 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
 baronsamedi23: meds reminder for those who may need it
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  amative1: Do not search "Kinky Dora"
 RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS, THERE'S the spittake!
CobaltShuriken:  Graham Cam 
 Twilight_Spark: 🗞️ bad, bad dragons.
nyoomgoom: the answer is yes, that is straight up king ghidorah
Cephallope: Eliminated in a Rhino related incident
 saucemaster5000: well, that's one reason you hug the ass
 NotCainNorAbel: saved iot
Violet__Violence: luckyyyyy
 BigDaddyBland87: nice
 SymphonicLolita: 
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/RockyAggressiveFinchFeelsBadMan-kqPdmumGTnbQpHjM
 7gorobei: hatsune meat goat?
 Sorator13: 
 Spooky_Noises: This is one of the levels that seems very very easy until it suddenly isn't
Violet__Violence: awww
 TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: 
Nukified: yeeted
EricTheOrange: @7gorobei well now I need that fan art
miles_ivy: graham did not watch the rinos
Violet__Violence: excuse??
 Sorator13: 
Violet__Violence: niiiice
 They_Are_Alyx: 
 RandomTrivia: Nice, got there!
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnowbirdMike: sweeeet
 iris_of_ether:   
 LurkerSpine: 100 Cori Pro Gamer
nyoomgoom: it's possible to kite rhinos around the edge of the platform, but other beans/other rhinos can foil those plans
Violet__Violence: NO KIDDING
 DarkMorford: 
 baskwalla: Sure is Sandstorm on G's camera
 MadWolf1290: the still frame smosh is great
 Sorator13: I was gonna say I learned it from FFXIV
 SymphonicLolita: froot shoot
 blip2004: Right up to the shoulder
 TheWriterAleph: froot froot!
Violet__Violence: froot froot
 They_Are_Alyx: CHOO CHOO TRAIN
 Sorator13: froot froot!
Scarbble: froot froot
 RandomTrivia: Froot choot!
EricTheOrange: whoo ooo
Violet__Violence: lmao chat
Painfully_Dyslexic: froot froot
CobaltShuriken: that’s my nickname at the club on friday nights!
 DoctorHutch: Frooot frooot
Garrub: shoulder still the best strat for this?
 saucemaster5000: Brango unchained
 TheAinMAP: 
Fanklok: Fruit chute riot
 Sorator13: we don't talk about braingo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Violet__Violence: fruit chute riot is very good, oh my god
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 saucemaster5000: Samuel L Jackson finally said "no" to a project
Garrub: rip
 Manae: Some people got just laaaunched at the start somehow
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/AggressiveAntsyVultureSSSsss-s9oy_AQCCEEXbqip
 RonaldMcDownload: unfair dinkum
 NotCainNorAbel: Kitty
nyoomgoom: @Manae there are big swinging hammers at the bottom corners that can yeet you up the ramp
 Diabore: cat!
 They_Are_Alyx: Baxter!
 saucemaster5000: kitteh!!
 Sorator13: kitty!
EricTheOrange: BABY
Garrub: Stay at the side to get up the ramp without hits ususally. that was the strat 2 years ago at least
Violet__Violence: baby kittyyyy
 RandomTrivia: BAXTER!
 DarkMorford: KITTY
 Dog_of_Myth: Kitty
 Gizmoloid: Cat!
 DiscordianTokkan: Kitty!
Violet__Violence: i love him ;;
 RandomTrivia: 
 LurkerSpine:   
 ContingentCat: Baxter!
Orxolon: gg wp
 TheWriterAleph: hi Baxter!
 TheAinMAP: 
 sporkraptor: yaaaay kitty
nyoomgoom: hairy baby
  amative1: cat
 Wicker_Guide: stream stops for cat
 SymphonicLolita: baxter demand hug
 DaxStrife: Bonus Baxter
 Bearudite: when does baxter get datamoshed
 iris_of_ether: Baxter! 
 RandomTrivia: His royal floofiness is here!
Zalthia: cat
RebekahWSD: A *baby*
LidofLoathing: hi Baxter!
  MrPhlip: 
 LordZarano: 
Lysander_salamander: aw
 KevlarGiraffe: Hi Baxter!
 public_key_reveal_party: Baxter is all of us
miles_ivy: wow he just like me
 WiJohn: Baxter has claimed this to be the Baxter camera now
 ContingentCat: !findquote Baxter
  LRRbot: Quote #7830: "No one should be in the closet Baxter." —Kathleen [2021-11-01]
 SmoreThanAFeelin: baxterrrr
Orxolon: next one's the one?
 Sibwow: i want my baby bax baby bax baby baxter
 micalovits: Cats always needs hugs!
 ContingentCat: !quote baxter
  LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
 TheWriterAleph: 69k points, nice
 DoctorHutch: does checkpoint return this week? interested to see if they cover the OGL leaks
 baskwalla: Hat gang!
 korvys: Can you change the colour of the tall hat? You could be green, as the luigi of the group
Violet__Violence: pfff
 saucemaster5000: alright going all in on this one
ghyllnox: Ah, the mouth crease is the top of your actual head
 MrGibberish: @doctorhutch The OGL thing makes me so disappointed
 RandomTrivia: 
 Darleysam: eyyy, the Frasier-looking Shere Khan!
 DoctorHutch: @MrGibberish yeah its terrible
 codatski: Alright, this is the one
 DarkMorford: And is that a pretzel bun?
Rootpotato: BakkaFlockaVeggieDog
 RandomTrivia: The ear sticking up into frame is absolutely killing me 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: people pay good money for that, Paulk
 NotCainNorAbel: I assume yes i would hate that
excalgold: the top half of your hot dog could be monkey
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Paul) [now] Don't you hate it when the bottom half of your hot dog is monkey feet?
  LRRbot: New quote #8422: "Don't you hate it when the bottom half of your hot dog is monkey feet?" —Paul [2023-01-09]
 shea_wolfe: Egg
excalgold: but the veggie dog will contain more Human DNA
 Jturbobanana: Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog
 saucemaster5000: Yeah veggie dogs only have monkey poo
 Drasvin: Monkey dog
 public_key_reveal_party: it's not even really wrong
 Verrain2: Now 80% less monkey feet!
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
xVeinFirex: @DoctorHutch I don't know if they will, with it being leaks right now and how wild the newscape for it is right now, I can't imagine things will be super clear by the time they write checkpoint
 Twilight_Spark: Gators are always happy to see you.
 Twilight_Spark: As close as possible.
EricTheOrange: now is that just a generic gator is that the peter pan gator?
Violet__Violence: that's why they always look like they're smiling
 TheWriterAleph: clever girl
josh___something: huh
Violet__Violence: smart kitty cat
 saucemaster5000: oh no, Baxter's a velociraptor
excalgold: Is this some kind of NFT....the falling bean yacht club?
 public_key_reveal_party: oh god, the cats are in charge of the fire code
 WiJohn: Dang raptor lobby
 justthorne: weird question, and I apologize. Has LRR ever played Divinity 2 on stream?
ghyllnox: Good for accessibility for humans and cats
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Yet.
 RandomTrivia: As Randall would say: "Remember, raptors can open doors" 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: He hasn't worked that out, yet.
 Gizmoloid: yet
 Sorator13: they're also awesome if your hands are full because you can open it with your elbow
 micalovits: My cats can open doors, one of them can open door handles, and the other can open sliding doors...
RebekahWSD: It's why, growing up, we had to have round knobs, all the cats were too smart
 Sorator13: but also yes, we have made housing code cat-friendly
 saucemaster5000: yeah screw humans
 SajuukSjet: coding for raptors? Jurrasic Park would be a very different movie!
 ContingentCat: Apparently they struggle with that trying to bear proof garbage bins
ghyllnox: I've 100% seen cats open doors with round knobs
 DoctorHutch: @xVeinFirex they are generally good at spectating and making it clear its speculation, i assume the deciding factor would be how to make it entertaining
 sporkraptor: I am in favor of raptor accessibility
emboar2235: the way raptors open doors is just tackling it, they big
 SnackPak_: so smart
CobaltShuriken: Paul has hamsters?
 blip2004: just try to find one again. It constantly gets stuck at looking for server
rabbitgta: the vendiagram or stupud humans and smart bears issue with garbage bins
 jedi_master_zll: "The problem is there is an overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people."
EricTheOrange: I mean a cassowary is basically a velociraptor.
 Diabore: 
 RandomTrivia: Oh no! 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
CobaltShuriken:  
Orxolon: gl hf
 Drasvin: 
 DaxStrife: That was a great story Paul, thank you for sharing. 
 saucemaster5000: Frog propaganda
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  ritchards: the middle is altered, pray they don't alter it further
 Twilight_Spark: D: I always knew
 Kramburger: Yeah we knew that Ben\
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Just your early career,Ian?
 NimrodXIV: hah
 public_key_reveal_party: does that site still exist?
JadedCynic: "We have altered the course; pray we do not alter it further"
 Sibwow: doctrow?
  amative1: Corey? Doctor? Oh!
JadedCynic: doctor-ow
 Kramburger: Doctor Al Yankovich?
miles_ivy: `feel good, just like the gorillas
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Doctor Demento
  ritchards: can our Cori have a newsletter too?
EricTheOrange: which one was that 3 PS3s or nunchuck jousting?
JadedCynic: @Kramburger 'ow' not 'al'
 Sorator13: oh, that looked like it would've cost you some teeth if the beans had teeth
Lysander_salamander: 
 TheWriterAleph: growth spurt bean
 RandomTrivia: Somehow I didn't yet have "Ian does a spittake" in my reaction gif folder, now I do and so do you https://i.imgur.com/yyIaPbN.gif
 Twilight_Spark: LOL
Nukified: lol
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hello highlight reel.
 RandomTrivia: Welp
  amative1: the hubris
 Kramburger: I love poking my cat's tall beans
 TheAinMAP: 
 WhirlwindAbyss: GAMING!
josh___something: GAMING
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you even need to go up the ramp?
 MadWolf1290: yep, GAMING
 NimrodXIV: gaming, the James Turner way
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 thavleifrim: you might not like it but this is what peak gaming looks like
 saucemaster5000: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
 YeetTheRich_:  
 SajuukSjet: the HUBRIS
 7gorobei: have you met Hugh Bris
Violet__Violence: oh that's cute
Violet__Violence: lmao
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: https://clips.twitch.tv/FragileSilkyZebraMikeHogu-95sJp40qeJ9pvhze
 Cannons_are_an_instrument: 
 Muddy_Thunder: wow is Ian going to have the quickest highlight real submissions. all the better to see your sins with?
 thavleifrim: they did do a bunch of destiny skins a few months ago
  amative1: Communication is Key
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/EsteemedSmoothSnailCorgiDerp-zEXMOyF3_Zx7bWoo
 BigDaddyBland87: cut to Cam playing and kicking ass
 MrGibberish: One of them is a disco ball
 Kramburger: Do you think Santa shares intel with the Five Eyes nations?
xVeinFirex: @DoctorHutch That's true, though I would think with how wide reaching this seems to be getting, and how much it could affect them directly, I feel like they're really going to take their time with this one if they decide to report on it at all. Since there is a working relationship with Wotc, and not to imply that would influence their position on the matter, with how this could affect content creators in general, I think they'll be *very* cautious with any speculation
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 until_may: don't call it a comeback!
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 RandomTrivia: !quote 7936
  LRRbot: Quote #7936: "I'm sorry I couldn't use the crystal to triangle the witch, I got stuck on a teacup." —Graham [2022-01-13]
  amative1: nope
 saucemaster5000: oofa
  amative1: i wonder if the more "wrong" you are the further back you go
 Diabore: every wrong portal sends you back 1 it seems, so multiple wrong send you waaaaaay back
 kusinohki: those gates should have like number or symbol designations, but maybe that would make it too easy??
Orxolon: this is sooo fun,i'm having a blast
 RandomTrivia: Sadly, sleep calls. Thanks for the fun stream folks, and have a good one, Chat.    
Orxolon: i wish they could do a closed "only LRR" of this
  amative1: Lets see if anyone wants to donate points to those less fortunate
Boon_33: vote 2 for honoru
 ContingentCat: oh whoops I didn't read it
  amative1: (don't overbid on #1, you'll ruin it for everyone)
 saucemaster5000: Aw I voted before quite understanding the process
 Diabore: too late
 Pharmacistjudge: anyone see on the GDQ overlay they sometimes have a desert bus theme?
  RomanGoro: Yeah, the person that made that is on LRR discord
  amative1: Now that you know what I'm doing, a reset. Be kind
 saucemaster5000: thks for the reset, did it right this time
 iris_of_ether: @Pharmacistjudge Yup! A community member did it - you can see more details in the Desert Bus channel on the LRR Discord
 TheWriterAleph: 
Boon_33: darn I lost :0
 TheWriterAleph: @Boon_33 what did it cost?
 saucemaster5000: how did team give away lose????
iarethel0ser: Point unlock:  
Boon_33: @TheWriterAleph nothing really, 250000
Violet__Violence: excellent lol
 sporkraptor: it's falling guys *splat*
 Wicker_Guide: it's raining beans
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh that just means he's ready to mate
 SymphonicLolita: falling guys, the kidz bop version of it's raining men
 korvys: It makes him look bigger to scare the other guys - same with G's costume
 Pharmacistjudge: it's definitely a thing
 Sibwow: its like a colloidalscope
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: it's a fantastic moisturizer, I use it
 SnowbirdMike: good for eczema
JadedCynic: a colloid substance - solid in suspension in a liquid
EricTheOrange: colloid is a science term for solutions like milk.
Painfully_Dyslexic: so a suspension of oatmeal?
 Sorator13: paul, if you said something, we didn't hear you
  Juliamon: It's great for your skin
 JokerBoney: Paul is muted to stream if not intended
 lucky_gal: so... oat milk
  MrPhlip: "colloid" is such a weird science word for such a general thing
 noa2828: The DILF from Invincible, excuse you Cori
 Twilight_Spark: You're all ringers!
 hieroglyphica: that's aveeno brand style, colloidal oatmeal is what I credit for not having excema
 MrGibberish: Hoop Shute, riot.. riot!
 micalovits: Before it was all on James
 Aarek: I've played this sonic level
EricTheOrange: @Painfully_Dyslexic suspensions will separate, colloids don't, that's the diference.  suspension is like pulp in orange juice
Painfully_Dyslexic: @EricTheOrange ah cool
  amative1: no Qs yet
 TheWriterAleph:  beans on top 
 SplittingImage77: This reminds me of a level in Psychonauts; collecting all of the figments was so hard in this level, especially with my color blindeness
 saucemaster5000: @SplittingImage77 I know the level you are talking about, yeah
 Sibwow: a mongoose?
 noa2828: Abogus
 TheWriterAleph: ha ha ha ha
 Bearudite: geddan?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mattmitchell45: Ahuhuhuhuh
 DarkMorford: PDYT
 thraximore: 
 noa2828: A Sussy Baka, if you will
 Diabore: noooooo
  ritchards: would love to see another LRR Sus episode if you can get the folks together
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I saw Wheeler kill a man in kitchen.
 Twilight_Spark: When your boss says to do your tasks 😬
EricTheOrange: Did a fall guys among us cross over ever happen?  feels so obvious.
 Pharmacistjudge: i need to see if 15 person among us event works
 Bearudite: was that G's boss voice
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Not in Among Us. Just, generally.
  amative1: glhf
   LoadingReadyRun: @DoctorHutch  I would definitely be cautious about OGL stuff. There is a lot of speculation being thrown around about a leaked document without a lot of real info. Also, in relation to Checkpoint, it is really only peripherally related to video games
 Sorator13: as someone who does taxes for a living... I don't want to think about it, lol
chaostreader: It’s been awhile since the last Among us stream.
 SplittingImage77: Hoverboards don't work on water!
goombalax: the imposter is revealed as the person who gets the taxes right on the first try
 KevinTheShark: Submitting your taxes only works for North American gamers I think... or those who own a company
 noa2828: All things are floating in the end Paul, that's how space
 TheWriterAleph: @SplittingImage77 unless you have POWAH
 DarkMorford: @chaostreader I don't think we've done Jackbox in a while either
 SplittingImage77: Yes! ^
excalgold: Hawkeye?
 cmdrelk: 7:18, time to scream
 kusinohki: I would love to see a Rounds CTS since there's a multiplayer mod
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 TheWriterAleph: pewww
 SymphonicLolita: yEET
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:16:32.
 Bearudite: yeet
 micalovits: Yeeet!
 KaleidoscopeMind: yeet
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: YEET
 TheAinMAP: 
 korvys: You got hit by the arm
 Twilight_Spark: LOL
 SymphonicLolita: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: lmao
  Juliamon: uhhh
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: 100% kill rate
iarethel0ser: Yeetus maximus.
midichlorianuser: absolutely punted
 saucemaster5000: wow
Violet__Violence: oh my god what lmao
 ContingentCat: 
 Earthenone: rocks fall everyone dies
 KaleidoscopeMind: so... was that the final round then?
enderofman: Graham was the last player lol
 rubikdarkwill: TKO
 Aarek: game over
Boon_33: woah
 SnowbirdMike: fantastic
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the hoverboard thirsts for blood
 NotCainNorAbel: TPK
 TemporallyAwry: Never seen that before 
 TheAinMAP: 
josh___something: you LOSE, good day sir
 TemporallyAwry: Draw at best 
 brainbosh: Graham got smacked by the arm of the swing
 korvys: Graham, you got hit by the arm of the laser thing
head_cannon: Nobody Wins! 
 Diabore: there super is
 philippekav: the game wins
iarethel0ser: Everyone tied for first.
  amative1: Um... there is... um... how do I do this?
 saucemaster5000: there is, so this technicality is gonna hurt some of us
 Sibwow: whats a 14way?
enderofman: NO REWARDS FOR YOU
 Featherweight_: No one did better! Thats a win
 Diabore: @amative1 uh, refund?
 SymphonicLolita: game go sploot
Boon_33: I think that counts as making it to the final
  amative1: I guess I'm just refunding
 WhirlwindAbyss: 1000 Well i lost all my channel points betting on wins but still enjoying a great stream
  MrPhlip: the prediction says "final round" which I guess that technically was?
 benjamin_wheeler: @Sibwow about 3 or fourteen pounds
xVeinFirex: So predictions not get an everyone loses option right?
 Diabore: im ok for a refund
  ritchards: hey, we heard Paul! Hi Paul!
xVeinFirex: now*
  amative1: It wasn't advertised as a final round, so I just refunded all
 noa2828: The Queen is dead
 LinearGif: No kings, no masters
 saucemaster5000: fair
  amative1: (technically NO ONE made it to the final round, but that seems cruel)
 Diabore: new predict just dropped
ghyllnox: By betting you'll lose
 TemporallyAwry: Don't worry - I bet against you, which is the best luck I can give you 
excalgold: 'oh no in the Rhino Zone'
 Twilight_Spark: This is what plants crave.
 asthanius: When's Fall Glurp?
 TheAinMAP: Frog.
enderofman: noooooooooooo
 saucemaster5000: @amative1 I did not envy you trying to make a decision (though honestly I would've been fine losing my points)
 Aarek: Graham unknonkus
 Diabore: clean
 SymphonicLolita: the dive!
methodical_monk: Noice!
 TheAinMAP: 
enderofman: Enough carts of wheat tho
 Diabore: ol stop motion graham
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: No bales of hay in the falls guy.
  amative1: Get down yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi...
 oastrtoastr: why is Graham shaped like that? (the fall guy, i mean)
 justthorne: Graham's gone all Max Headroom
miles_ivy: this is round 3 right?
 micalovits: I dont think Shadow have ever been relevant for assassins creed
 kusinohki: not enough hail bales to jump into...
 asthanius: Donksassin's Creed
 noa2828: Graham is entering the Phantom Zone it seems
 LinearGif: Thank you for finding the moon. But I wish you hadn't
miles_ivy: assassins ball
 saucemaster5000: Is he the leader of the bunch still?
 WiJohn: Assassin's Kong
 Bearudite: rip funky tho
 SymphonicLolita: assassin's...donk
SnowBuddy18: Chunky Creed
 korvys: Super Assassin's Ball
 korvys: 2
 TheWriterAleph: Asskey Crong
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Assassin's Kong sounds like you gave a kong toy to an assxassin dog
 Featherweight_: Diddy assassin racing
RoastedGravy: Whats going on?
 NotCainNorAbel: Dassassin's Kread
 TheAinMAP:  
  amative1: You didn't know you needed One Winged Kong, but you needed One Winged Kong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQPZwYHNnnk
 asthanius: Ezio Kong
RoastedGravy: 
 asthanius: Remember when the uncle in Assassin's Creed literally said "It's-a me, Mario"?
 MrGibberish: @amative1 Thank… you?
 kusinohki: original DK killed by mario...
 Sorator13: smh
 SnowbirdMike: greed
 Twilight_Spark: I ask myself every day.
Fanklok: Original DK is Cranky Kong
enderofman: nice
 JokerBoney: donkey Kong finds out how cranky Kong cut off his middle finger to install a banana knife
 LinearGif: tube me tube me one more time
 SymphonicLolita: F
excalgold: totally not tubular Ian
enderofman: F
 TheWriterAleph: if you got time to tube...
 WhirlwindAbyss: Need more tube time!
 Diabore: why is it fine now
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/MotionlessFaintCoyotePipeHype-fcMDxKDuXalgJYb9
 oastrtoastr: problem solved?
 Diabore: camera why is you fine now
josh___something: If you have time to tube, you have time for...
  MrPhlip: Fall vs Guy
 Aarek: two guys enter one guys leave
 micalovits: You heard it here first! Murder solves tech problems!
enderofman: lol wat!
 TheWriterAleph: inside us all there are two beans
 DarkMorford: @josh___something Oh myyyyy
 NotCainNorAbel: Do fallguys have souls?
 kusinohki: camera runs on souls, so once enough fall guys die....
EricTheOrange: oh hey it's that time of the night where my interenet decides to potato
 Diabore: so 9 make it through this, if JUST 1 of them get through, odds in faiths favour
miles_ivy: 2 beans enter 1 bean leaves
Scarbble: a tale of beans and balls, eternally retold
 Wicker_Guide: Bean is the enemy. The Enemy is food. Specifically, beans
 saucemaster5000: spike!
 oastrtoastr: inside you, there are two beans. they both suck at volleyball
Rootpotato: graham with the hight advantage
  amative1: Cat, Big The
enderofman: It's 6
 TheWriterAleph: @Rootpotato 
 northos: Graham with some MLG jukes
 Diabore: is their number 0
 lamina5432: I guess this is to replace the team games
 micalovits: Graham just dominating
  MrPhlip: got this guy's number, and that number is 0
EricTheOrange: yeah all sonic charecters should name animal, the
 AttackCowboy: Tall head seems like an advantage in this game
  MrPhlip: dangit Diabore
  amative1: G with the shutout!
 Aarek: graham going for the shutout
 WhirlwindAbyss: Graham is just bullying this guy now lol
 AllTheWeasels: What a gamer!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham please they're already dead
 LinearGif: Wheeler taking a dive
 AllTheWeasels: RIP shutout
 micalovits: Brazil!
 TehAmelie: how goes the falling and guying?
  amative1: wait, is it going to be 7-2?
 northos: wait yeah wtf that ball is like 9 feet diameter
 underhill33: oof
 JokerBoney: just wait til they get this in a team game
 TheWriterAleph: nice
therisingtithes: this is Germany vs US soccer numbers
 JokerBoney: and you get to play that 4 v 4
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Cephallope: 
 SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 AllTheWeasels: 
  amative1: final? or one more?
 raulghoulia: coulda been a grandparent
 Diabore: final!
  amative1: FINAL!
  amative1: WE HAVE FINAL!
 iridium_alchemist:   
 WhirlwindAbyss: FINAL!
 Bearudite: ay my points
 justthorne: Yay! but dang it!
 saucemaster5000: Sorry Billy, You lost on round 2, it's the workhouse for you
 micalovits: I want to vore for a cori win!
 Dog_of_Myth:  ?
excalgold: hooray i finally won somthing! beting on Lrr paid off!
 stevefromdetroit: thankfully it's the only fan
 iris_of_ether:   
 MichaelVYee:  hi all. Oooooh fall guys today
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: the has ubbed over 100 Months
 vellebastet: That's no fan, that's a stan
enderofman: go team!!!
 Diabore: ITS A WIN
 baskwalla: Just a cow's opinion
 NotCainNorAbel: Winner!
 BigDaddyBland87: we have a win!
 laikagoat:  
 Vanbael: Highlight reel time!
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: the fan has subbed over 100 Months
 TheWriterAleph: 
enderofman: 
 vellebastet:  
 Vanbael: 
Violet__Violence: ;laskdjf
enderofman: GG
 SymphonicLolita: 
 underhill33:   
 laikagoat:    
Violet__Violence: oh my god
TwitchTVsFrank: 
 TheAinMAP:  
 SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
 iris_of_ether: 
 JokerBoney: you can *barely* dive through the middle to any platform Paul
 Diabore: PIXEL GAMING
 Sorator13: eyyyyy!
 NotCainNorAbel: the head wins it
 They_Are_Alyx:    
  MrPhlip: 1000 presumptive victory bits!
 northos: amazing
 cmdrelk:  
 DEATHlikescats: Congratulations!
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 MichaelVYee:    
 ContingentCat: 
 WhirlwindAbyss: LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 VorlonScout: Photo finish!
 Amberzenn:   
  Winterfae: goat there!
 JokerBoney: but it's rough
 SmithKurosaki: Wow...
Jgirl13245: WOOOOO! Grats!
iarethel0ser:    
 vellebastet:   
 sporkraptor: soooo close XD
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Manae:     
Lysander_salamander: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Like Major Kong riding the bomb
 SmoreThanAFeelin:   by a pixel
 JadedCynic: @WhirlwindAbyss Thanks for the gift sub! 
 TemporallyAwry: Congrats on your win Wheeler 
excalgold: surfing on a bean
 WiJohn:    
 DiscordianTokkan:    
 Serivus: it was that extra height
 TehAmelie: winner by a FALL
 Aarek: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 micalovits:  
 Serivus: stuck out high enough to survive
miles_ivy: my points 
 gizmofreak1: Damn it. I bet everything on no one
 TheAinMAP:   
 SymphonicLolita: 
DarthRagnar815: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 oastrtoastr: I once again must ask, why is Graham so long?
 Diabore: wow
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 Dog_of_Myth: Rookie numbers there Wheeler
 SmithKurosaki: That's nothing
 notthepenguins: you are like little baby wheeler
 a_Weakling: @WhirlwindAbyss Thank you!
 northos: @oastrtoastr do you mean IRL or in game? 
 DoctorHutch: i now have 135k points...and i lost 
Violet__Violence: i love that so much
 asthanius: Seamus the Bean
  amative1: HIGH-lander
 Lord_Hosk: wow 100,000 channel points... I remember when I had that... 5 years ago
 Diabore: its a kilty pleasure
 saucemaster5000: (No one tell wheeler how much we all have)
 raulghoulia: Taylor Swift song?
goombalax: there were actually a greater number of yes than no this time
 TehAmelie: wow, is that a bean or a whole beanpole?
 jedi_master_zll: I'm at a million and I think I'm pretty far down the list.
 Gekyouryuu: I have almost 2.5 million channel points, and I haven't even been betting
 MAPBoardgames: Is it legal that Wheeler is betting on sports he's participating in?
excalgold: Highland Graham bean with Caber toss action!
 asthanius: I have 433.6k points, get on my level
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BombasticFancyCurlewTBTacoRight-fIwewr4AdiTTsTlc
 pn55: Now they just need a caber toss level in this.
 TemporallyAwry: I dunno, sounds like an excuse 
 WhirlwindAbyss: With looking likr that I gotta hear Grahams Scottish accent 100 100
 ArcOfTheConclave: 600k here
 Diabore: @MAPBoardgames hes betting to win, ill allow it
 Bearudite: gotta inflate that engagement
 Gizmoloid: excuses, excuses
 LinearGif: doesn't even watch the stream, smh
 laikagoat: 550k
 Saintnex: well, I mean whose fault is that Wheeler? 
 Sorator13: 
 Twilight_Spark: I got 100k on that first bet tonight 
 notthepenguins: that's no excuse! pad those videos counts!
 Darleysam: wow, you mean they don't pay you in channel points?!
 YeetTheRich_: sounds like a skill issue
 TemporallyAwry: 1.2Mil 
 Strebenherz: I had  200k points but I lost them all betting the wrong way for that last mark rosewater match <.<
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul!!
 Diabore: at my peak i had like 4.2 mil
 ContingentCat: before today I had like 600k down to 300
  amative1: isn't that like "insider trading" or something
 SmithKurosaki: 2.7 post Boxing Day bets
 Darth_Litigious: Thanks to betting I've made over 600K tonight
Boon_33: I made 40k tonight, and i donated 250000
 LordZarano: 1.7M 
 kusinohki: sadly, I watch on a fire tv app which doesn't generate channel points it seems...
 7gorobei: a true scotsman
EricTheOrange: ian BAD
 ContingentCat: IAN
 AllTheWeasels: Ian
 Sorator13: IAN NO
 noa2828: Snakey got back
 CanadianDaz: YES SNAKE BACK thats all it is
EricTheOrange: NO
 WiJohn: Cloacae?
Lysander_salamander: Yes!
 Wicker_Guide: IanNo
 micalovits: I only have 52k, but watching from europe does mean I don't get to watch most streams, or bet with channel points
  amative1: oh, i guess i should do another prediction
 asthanius: BENJAMIN
 JadedCynic: this banter is why I watch these streams 
 FlamingSpipernado: 
 Bearudite: distention causing dissention
EricTheOrange: Closnakea is a banned  word from now on
 DoctorHutch: i remember that
 SmithKurosaki: I'm betting against to make number go down
 SymphonicLolita: domed
 Wicker_Guide: Is it worth considering a !no -> "IAN. NO.   " command?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: just run through the concussion
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 Aarek: look, stark's are good at fallguys
 LinearGif: authority is not given you to deny the return of the king
 Wicker_Guide: case in point. Ian. No.
 TehAmelie: the brief flowering of the word closn*kea
  amative1: Graham's in first... Graham's in first... Graham's in twenty-seventh...
 northos: @Wicker_Guide problem is there are too many crew members we might say NO. to
EricTheOrange: @Aarek Tony plays it on his off time all the time
 Wicker_Guide: @northos ah, true
 thavleifrim: I heard he was having an anniversary
 LordZarano: How to earn channel points (the click to redeem ones can be automatically claimed by FrankerFaceZ): https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/viewer-channel-point-guide#rates
  ritchards: there was only 40 people in the game
 Bearudite: oh god that head wobble was demonic G
EricTheOrange: @amative1 very mario kart
 MAPBoardgames: Or the people who didn't make it qyut before that screen
  amative1: @Wicker_Guide I mean, we could do it as a random crew choice...
 thavleifrim: same one they repeated
  TStodden: 40 is the minimum to fire a public round.
 DoctorHutch: yeah they did it for the 30th aniversary
  TStodden: There's Sonic & SUPER Sonic
 northos: @Wicker_Guide I would support that 
 asthanius: There's Sonic the furry and Sonic the fast food brand
 saucemaster5000: is there ugly sonic?
 Gekyouryuu: regular and super, iirc?
 mibukotaro: @WhirlwindAbyss Thanks for the gift sub!
 JokerBoney: the big deal was the rest of the sonic characters
 Diabore: for sonics 30th anniversary etc etc
 LancerEagle: sonic has a level as well as costumes
excalgold: does it front weigh the newer ones ?
 JokerBoney: they did just sonic and the costumes before
 LinearGif: sonic (beast mode)
 korvys: Birthday paradox
 VorlonScout: The level selector RNG gets "stuck" a lot, too
SnowBuddy18: well, they had to do it for Sonic's 30th anniversary, and then for Sonic's 30th anniversary
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: if you beat any round you cause someone to be eliminated
 tctrain: they also released a sonic level in this game the last time around
 TheWriterAleph: a tilty house divided
 thavleifrim: the actual pool of levels is very small compared to the levels that exist which is a common complaint
  TStodden: There are, which were premium skins
 SymphonicLolita: the pro strat: just hang out in a corner
 ContingentCat: relatable G
 notthepenguins: I'm not happy with how graham's head is a bit of a different color
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Why does Graham, the largest bean, not simply eat the other 27?
 SmithKurosaki: Right, Ghost?
excalgold: a bunch of high schoolers playing laser tag against a childrens birthday party ?
 jibkat: Is Graham the daddy?
 Diabore: the 17 year old still stuck at the kids table
 justthorne: if only this was Spore @GhostofJeffGoldblum
 LancerEagle: omicron persei 8 
 asthanius: I highly doubt there's an Aggretsuko skin
 LinearGif: red panda, the heart and soul of men
nyoomgoom: red panda yes, but it's not officially aggretsuko
  TStodden: There's a Red Panda Skin, but it's not anything in particular
 Bearudite: G is the teenager taking his siblings to Discovery Zone
 korvys: Graham is taking his 3 costumed kids trick-or-treating
 notthepenguins: the demo is fall guys players
 MrGibberish: @jibkat He is a dad.
 oastrtoastr: jibkat yes
 jibkat: I mean sure
 Saintnex: very quick lol
 SymphonicLolita: welp
 Sorator13: omg what was that scream
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: The Swiveler is a harsh mistress.
 damn_i_am_pretty: @jibkat 
 KevinTheShark: People experience the Swiveller. They never experience it for long
 jibkat: @jibkat 
  amative1: I miss "climb the mountain"
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/TawdryJazzyEelTF2John-CLYNB_a2UNeYXzYZ
 Diabore: i guess they rotate the levels
 Bearudite: yeah the horse plinko at the bottom of the elimination zone is kinda insult to injury
 damn_i_am_pretty: @jibkat 
 notthepenguins: I think they pull maps in and out of the pool
 LordZarano: Go left!
 HadesLeprechaun: I was always under the impression maps were on rotation
nyoomgoom: that particular variant of the swiveler basically meets its elimination requirement immediately because of the beefed-up obstacles
 thavleifrim: there are 81 total levels but only 37 are currently in the game
 oastrtoastr: the kilt may not be a gòd idea with those fists
  amative1: 7 of 11
nyoomgoom: Bearudite the lore is that fall guys are just stoked to participate at all & getting to ride the elimination plinko is just as fun as anything else
 Bearudite: @nyoomgoom well thats delightful I suppose
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: RUN BEAN RUN
 TheWriterAleph: awww
 SymphonicLolita: F
 JadedCynic: aka The Power of Positive Thinking aka "The Secret" aka cognitive therapy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jibkat: 
 Twilight_Spark: No pressure tho
 TehAmelie: i guess they've worked out an optimal number of levels to rotate before people get into trouble with memorizing them all
 SymphonicLolita: woo final
 Diabore: another final!
 Saintnex: time for wheeler and Ian in the final 2?
 Bearudite: another final!
 jedi_master_zll: Lost the maximum number of points!
 Bearudite: get it Wheeler
 WiJohn: Time for Wheeler to get his crown!  Alternately, time for Ian to get his crown!
IzlanntheLion: ben don't choke
  HatsWearCats: Ez 100k+
 LinearGif: take you straight to crown town
Zulghinlour: Time for Wheeler to lose to Ian
 JadedCynic: I misread that 
  amative1: gonna make the next one a BIT harder
 Twilight_Spark: 🇨🇦
EricTheOrange: you CAN but should you
 oastrtoastr: will you eat the bottle after?
 Diabore: winning seemed optimistic in the first hour to be fair
 lady_olynder: nice to know your husband has no faith in you wheeler
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: can, not should
nyoomgoom: currently they're doing a thing where not every level is actually in the rotation; hex-related stuff is in i think but i haven't seen fall mountain in a hot minute
 tctrain: I also remember hearing the lower brackets of skill based matchmaking has a limited round pool, too?
 Featherweight_: Ian vs wheeler, one shall stand or both shall fall
excalgold: maybe he mean a Royal Crown Cola instead Wheeler ? they sell small ones at some super markets ?
excalgold: meant*
 DarkMorford: @excalgold Man, I haven't thought about RC Cola in a hot minute
 HadesLeprechaun: he may have to make a corner dive at some point
 thavleifrim: thats a pretty good spot for wheeler
jacqui_lantern234: hey there all you beautiful friends whomst i aggressively love with all my heart!!!!!!!!! 
 TheWriterAleph: ohhhh!!
excalgold: @DarkMorford its one of my favorite sodas to this day
 Twilight_Spark: LOL
 asthanius: CROWN
Cephallope: 
 AllTheWeasels: WHEELER 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: WHEELER
 Saintnex: We got the Ian Wheeler final!
 Sorator13: 
 TheWriterAleph:  !!
 SymphonicLolita: 
 They_Are_Alyx:   
Nukified: nice
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: EDGEGUARD LORD
 laikagoat:    
 Manae:     
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 jedi_master_zll: 
 SnowbirdMike: whiskey drink
 DEATHlikescats: Congratulations!!!
 Vanbael: YASS!
 jibkat:  
 JadedCynic: YES!!!!
 Aarek: 
 underhill33:   
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 laikagoat:    
head_cannon:   
 SmithKurosaki: Wowo
 SmoreThanAFeelin:    
 7gorobei:     
Boon_33: o M GGGGGGGG
 TemporallyAwry:   
 asthanius: Drink up!
 WiJohn:    
 jibkat:  
 KevlarGiraffe:  
 methodical_monk:    
 JadedCynic: CONGRATS WHEELER! 
 jedi_master_zll: 
 NotCainNorAbel: He got a crown!
Ryxiene: Congrats Wheeler!!! ^ O ^
excalgold: get that man an RC Cola!
 Calaban161: Wheeler has a crown
 Gizmoloid: woohooo!
 justthorne:        
 call_me_Aras:   
Boon_33:   
 TheAinMAP:     
 WhirlwindAbyss: WOOOOOOOOOO
 saucemaster5000: Thank you Admiral Horatio Nelson!
Jgirl13245: Heck to the yea! Now no alcohol poisoning plz
 asthanius: Bean World
 JokerBoney: lying to yourself is a solid way to succeed
 TheWriterAleph: Fall Souls
 TehAmelie: i'm sure there's a mod for that
  amative1: Ok, place your bets
jacqui_lantern234: ok, but hear me out on this: Fall Guys with the difficulty of Dark Souls
Cephallope: 
SeismicLawns: ok now i want dark souls in fall guys
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 so Fall Guys
Lysander_salamander: Sen's Fall Guys
 gibbousm: success 
mnemonicman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months, currently on a 53 month streak!
 mnemonicman: Good luck. May everyone fail spectacularly.
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Streams only count if you WIN
 WhirlwindAbyss: Winning my points back lol
jacqui_lantern234: i call YOU a success GRAHAM!!!!!!!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Patreon subs are for closers
  amative1: Bet on 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4
Cephallope: 
FlushmasterCyclonis: Graham already throwing Future Graham under the bus
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/BigAltruisticHamburgerAMPEnergy-jtUOBej5F2O_UK-n
 gibbousm: my money is on 
 TemporallyAwry: Good Luck 
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Bus Puzzle Path
 Saintnex: oh this round does not bode well for my channel points
 TheWriterAleph: go left 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham has cracked the code
  amative1: First!
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 TheWriterAleph: ezed pzed
 Diabore: g's done
 NotCainNorAbel: Nice!@
 northos: 
jacqui_lantern234: GG E ZED
 Saintnex: Dang, G just nailing it
EricTheOrange: Gs good at that one
 Manae: This one seems much better when you actually do it 
 underhill33: numero uno!
 DarkMorford: Nice!
 HadesLeprechaun: graham: actuall solving the maze
  Foxmar320: Graham OP pls don't nerf
 JadedCynic: G* is the first qualifer
  TStodden: Graham nailed 1st
FlushmasterCyclonis: Graham WAY out in front
 LinearGif: panik 
Lysander_salamander: yay
jacqui_lantern234: GO CORI
LadyDKat: Yay Cori!!
Cephallope: 
 Diabore: 22 of 22 for wheeler
 TemporallyAwry: Congrats on 1st 
 TemporallyAwry: And also Wheeler 
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Cheer for Graham
nyoomgoom: still hoping someone in one of the destiny skins shows up lol
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 gibbousm: it's called monetization! hail capitalism /s
 lackingsanity: oh no my doubter points
  TStodden: Pray for the mercy of Yeetus!
 Saintnex: the trick with this one is the hammer slightly below the platform right?
jacqui_lantern234: @lackingsanity doubter?! i hardly know her!!! 
  amative1: airborne/dive hits are much worse than grounded hits
 LinearGif: story of my life
Twilight_Spark: Y'know this is the season for navel oranges.
jacqui_lantern234: as a lesbian, i fruit around every day! 
 SymphonicLolita: NICE
  amative1: G is gaming!
 Twilight_Spark: They're very juicy around January.
 DarkMorford: NICE
 BigDaddyBland87: Graham is pro gaming
 underhill33: one  again
 TheMerricat: Chat just got back from grocery shopping how's the following going?
  Foxmar320: Is that cannon throwing slim jims at you?
 TemporallyAwry: 1st again 
  MrPhlip: this game has reinforced my longstanding belief that cinnamon sticks are fruit
josh___something: double first places!
TheInferno390: Graham gets first twice holy moly
jacqui_lantern234: @amative1 what do you think the G stands for?! 
 DarkMorford: It's a pretzel log, folks
 magical_writer: 50
 Featherweight_: Now i want an orange
Fanklok: !findquote pretzel
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 it obviously stands for great
Lysander_salamander: slim jim?
Papperslappen: crunchy
 Diabore: k, i need just 1 to make it through this
jacqui_lantern234: @Featherweight_ and now i want you to know that youre loved beyond measure!!!!!
 gizmofreak1: !quote pretzel
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 KevinTheShark: Its a really long... raisin
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: They're those tiny watermelons from Die Antoher Day
 DarkMorford: !findquote pretzel
  LRRbot: Quote #3830: "Pretzels are a fruit!" —Graham [2017-01-11]
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham's favorirte Bond
 Saintnex: Alright, lets go for 2 in the final!
 northos: @LRRbot huh
 gibbousm: I didn't know we were playing super mario brothers
 BigDaddyBland87: ok...just one person survive
 MrGibberish: @darkmorford Appropriate
 DarkMorford: Why do I get the feeling that quote is from a Fall Guys stream?
Spades_Slicc: I have successfully lost 600k channel points
  Foxmar320: Ive played this Sonic level
 Mattmitchell45: This the 1 thing G did not want to happen
jacqui_lantern234: GO GRAHAM GO
 Saintnex: Wow, G is doing SO good
 korvys: Graham 1st *again*
 micalovits: Graham still being smooth!
 underhill33: g is killing it
 Saintnex: Heck YA
 djalternative: G's gaming out of his mind
 SymphonicLolita: g a m i n g
 Diabore: thats 1, now nobody else qualify
 BigDaddyBland87: Another 1st
 TheWriterAleph: NICE G
jacqui_lantern234: GG G
 PigmyWurm: ok Graham is just beasting it this round
 TheAinMAP: 
  TStodden: Graham with the Hat Trick!
EricTheOrange: Damn G when  did you get so good at fall guys, thats your third 1st
Cephallope: The triple!
josh___something: triple first places!
 Diabore: eff
 sporkraptor: G is Gaming!
 lifecharacter: 1 2 and 3
Papperslappen: The falliest guy
 jibkat: omg is that the famous awesome person jacqui_lantern234 ?
 Saintnex: welp, there goes my channel points 
 jibkat:    
TheInferno390: They're gaming
 Diabore: big payout for the triple
 BigDaddyBland87: LRR has figured out gaming
jacqui_lantern234: PAUL YOU MONSTER I LOVE IT
  Foxmar320: Paul with the big troll
 stevefromdetroit: lets go
 LinearGif: one pipe only tells lies
 gibbousm: playing jump rope
  amative1: Wow, at THREE PERCENT, #3 wins!
 Diabore: the 3's have it
 BigDaddyBland87: Whoever picked 3...props to you
 DoctorHutch: victory!
 TehAmelie: dangit, i bet on three. and could only bet 0 poiints
ghyllnox: Heck yeah
 VorlonScout: I was playing alongside you for a while and drew Door Dash as my opener 6 times in a row. The RNG loves streaks.
 Gizmoloid: hahaha I picked 3
 Saintnex: 3 percent? wow, thats impressive!
  amative1: 30:1 return
EricTheOrange: apposite
 tctrain: you all get the crown if you last five minutes 
 DoctorHutch: made 300k on that one
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: do a kickflip!
 budbjinxed: 600K points, lets go
 stevefromdetroit: i went from 24 points to 748 woohoo!
 MAPBoardgames: 1.5M doLLRs  split up
 Gizmoloid: turned 20k into 600k wow
nyoomgoom: i think for that last level, they need the pipes to point at the finish line cuz it's a fallback to the more difficult direct route
jacqui_lantern234: no more Crowniander Dickinson
  TStodden: If you can make though the 5 minutes, EVERYBODY gets a crown
EricTheOrange: will G be the doubble crown for tonite?
 mnemonicman: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: and so it falls to this, the Tall Bean.
 Diabore: watch out for grabby plain bean
 HadesLeprechaun: you and a vanilla, no skin bean
 DiscordianTokkan: Ruuuude
 Dog_of_Myth: Rude
 brainbosh: Nah, that'st just lag
 Diabore: I KNEW IT
jacqui_lantern234: NOOOOOOOOOO
 TheWriterAleph: that little brat
excalgold: oh that was dirty
 SymphonicLolita: ruuuude
 SnowbirdMike: dirty
 BigDaddyBland87: rude
 Saintnex: SOOOO rude
  Foxmar320: Soooo rude!
 saucemaster5000: wow
 pn55: Rude!
head_cannon: aw dang.
 jibkat: wow
  Juliamon: yeah it stops dropping at 2 wedges
 northos: Diabore with the soul read
 mnemonicman: 
 SmithKurosaki: F
 niccus: honestly given the overall performance, we know that kilt is op
jacqui_lantern234: UH OH!!! GRABBIES
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dishonorable.
 TheAinMAP: 
 ArmadilloAL: noooooooooooooooooo
 TheWriterAleph: BAND
 jedi_master_zll: That bean has no honor!
Papperslappen: poor sportsmanship
 jibkat: @jacqui_lantern234 surprise hug!
  amative1: First! First! First! Second...
Rootpotato: thats totally BM
 SnowbirdMike: fantastic evening
 gibbousm: is it me or is graham's bean tall?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 saucemaster5000: they sure did fall
 WhirlwindAbyss: What a wonderful end to a Monday, Thank you!
jacqui_lantern234: @jibkat SURPRISE REMINDER THAT I LOVE U AGGRESSIVELY
 LurkerSpine: Thanks for the stream
josh___something: triple first place into #2 isn't bad
 baskwalla: I really fell for this stream.
 ArcOfTheConclave: @gibbousm just you
 Gizmoloid:   
 KevinTheShark: Well that was great fun.
Cephallope: Thanks for the Fallsmen
 jibkat: ScaredyCat
 MrGibberish: @gibbousm It’s tall
 Diabore: @northos you can always tell a grabby bean
Jgirl13245: well that was fun to watch and fun to lose points to.
  ritchards: !patreon
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 TemporallyAwry: @gibbousm Totally normal 
jacqui_lantern234: thanks for streaming, as always!!! 
  ritchards: !ytmembership
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excalgold: Hello from the future about six months !
  ritchards: !homestreams
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jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Be Subscribing
Fanklok: Good games of tumbly men
  amative1: One more time, donate your points?
 Lord_Hosk: Ohhh Antman and the Wasp Trailer just dropped
 Sorator13: o/
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: alright the youtube plebs are gone, time to talk about the secret stuff
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 Diabore: no its a sharing bet
  amative1: It's a point-sharing bet
 gibbousm:    
  ritchards: !events
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 Diabore: 1.8 now yeah?
 TemporallyAwry: ages - ages - ages
 baskwalla: ages ages ages
 pn55: ages ages
 Nigouki: i may have misundrstood the assignment
jacqui_lantern234: Aegis?! 
 gibbousm: so.....what?
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 ggodopaste: 38 months!
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 baskwalla: No digging
jacqui_lantern234: WHEELER 
 They_Are_Alyx: Oooh Pentiment!
  amative1: Nigouki, ruining it for everyone 
 sporkraptor: ten mints
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Christinaity.
 Saintnex: im not sure how the points sharing bet worked, but sure? lol
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's about fonts and sadness
  ritchards: the petiment man!
jacqui_lantern234: that means 5 ment
 TemporallyAwry: Unhappiness 
 gibbousm: middle ages and murder I think?
 Gizmoloid: I have no idead what options in the last prediction meant
 Diabore: dark pictures!
 sporkraptor: ah 5 mints
 saucemaster5000: menace to society or menace 2 society?
 TheWriterAleph: that's 1 more than fourtiment
 gibbousm: poor serge
 Nigouki: amative1 in my defense it's late and reading comprehension is hard
  MrPhlip: @jacqui_lantern234 Is 5 mint the primary ingredient in 5 gum?
  amative1: @Saintnex the "donate" option is a guaranteed loss, so people can give points away
 albatros064: inside you are two devls
 Dog_of_Myth: Bless you
  Juliamon: And definitely nothing weird is going to happen at some point in it.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Serge is having a bad time.
 jedi_master_zll: Serge was the scariest thing.
 sporkraptor: haaah
 gibbousm: poor, poor, Serge
 TemporallyAwry: Serge's certainly brings a lot to the stream 
jacqui_lantern234: @MrPhlip yes, but theyre playing pentaMENT  so no dice on the stream
 Saintnex: @Saintnex ah okay, I was trying to give some points away, so I did it right!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: The directional mic part was pretty good spoopums.
dumbo3k: Murder Castle!
Lysander_salamander: One of those fun houses?
 Diabore: where it ended off freaked me out
jacqui_lantern234: hey Graham!!! your hair is growing in VERY nicely!!!!!!!! 
 gibbousm: 
 JadedCynic: Character: "We should get some footage from that lighthouse" Ben: "This is just our job"
 TemporallyAwry: In fairness, there show is failing, and it'll totally save their production company 
 BigDaddyBland87: Garbage Day!!!
 TheWriterAleph: YAY
 djalternative: "Are we just playing our job?" "That's impossible. Everyone's on time." -Serge and Adam
 Saintnex: its BACK!
 They_Are_Alyx: WATCH AND PLAY
 call_me_Aras: WAT
 DarkMorford: WHOA
 SymphonicLolita: jarbage jay!
 Mattmitchell45:    
 gibbousm:    
jacqui_lantern234: G A R B A G E D A Y
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh heck yes
 damn_i_am_pretty: Watch and Trey!
 Diabore: return of grabage day!
 Drasvin: \o/
 NimrodXIV: 
josh___something: Whuauaua?!
 pn55:   
 Gizmoloid: YEAAAAHH!
 iris_of_ether:  
 Drasvin: Watch & Play returns!
 call_me_Aras: I thought it was done and over
 LordZarano:  
Orxolon: this was a blast!make it bigger XD
Lysander_salamander: 
 Gizmoloid: Garbage Day is back!
Lysander_salamander: all these cult things
jacqui_lantern234: A F Thousand
 laundreydhull: #NotACult
Boon_33: Make Alex play all the grabage!
 Gizmoloid: 
 airylan: #NotACult
 iris_of_ether:   
 djalternative: The Line!
 JadedCynic: the 'murder hotel' is based on a real thing - but instead of on a rural island, it was in DOWNTOWN CHICAGO (and only had like a handful of deaths, instead of 100s)
 gibbousm: hail bartleby!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: and in the game?
excalgold: to catch them and so on and so forth?
 Mattmitchell45: Cult, its put in the time on your shelving
  HatsWearCats: LRR is like Cult-lite
 laundreydhull: Also What?  Unconfirmed!?
jacqui_lantern234: im the founder of the Aggressive Love Cult 
 djalternative: wait. actual cult leader Serge isn't playing Cult Following?
 Gizmoloid:  
 Diabore: continuing the longest game
 JadedCynic: the real villain was less a serial killer and more a failed conman who resorted to killing his marks
 TemporallyAwry: Wow, this week is stacked 
 sporkraptor: if at first you don't succeed, kill a few more guys and raise them?
 eric_christian_berg: I hear that to the tune of "Sweethaven" from the Popeye movie.
jacqui_lantern234: THANK you ian, was just typing tha
jacqui_lantern234: that*
 Diabore: if at first you dont succeed, kill the captain of the guard, apparently
 TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
Jennie_Fuchsia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 91 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Jennie_Fuchsia! (Today's storm count: 99)
jacqui_lantern234: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
jacqui_lantern234: nice
 TheAinMAP: 
jibkat is paying forward the Gift they got from rikukitsune1 to jacqui_lantern234!
jibkat gifted a Tier 1 sub to jacqui_lantern234! They have given 2 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, jacqui_lantern234! (Today's storm count: 100)
 jacqui_lantern234: JIB WTF HOW DARE U BE NICE TO ME
 jibkat: HAH GET WRECKED NERD
 jibkat: GhostofJeffGoldblum 
 jacqui_lantern234: there are OTHERS in chat who arent subbed and they all deserve it more
 jibkat: thats two lies
 damn_i_am_pretty: @jacqui_lantern234 yeah, jibkat, how dare you
 SajuukSjet: Prince Nimzar, younger brother of Lorx Xizar >D
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 jacqui_lantern234: Nice
Zappeljakob subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months, currently on a 58 month streak!
 Zappeljakob: managed to sneak in at the end, yay
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Zappeljakob! (Today's storm count: 101)
 iris_of_ether: Nice
  amative1: But Wheeler, why would we mod you? Do you not trust us?
 sporkraptor: so many bits!
 PrinceNimzar: @SajuukSjet I'll take that promotion
 jacqui_lantern234: the bits! the bits! the bits!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the bits! the bits! the bits are on fire!
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, that didn't get my bits from the Before show
 TheAinMAP:  
 jibkat: The bits!
 sporkraptor: byeeee
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Saintnex: bye!
Violet__Violence: bye-eeeee
head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SajuukSjet: princenimzar: does mean you have a brother who's head of a large crime syndicate thogh 
 DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream!
 JadedCynic: tahanks gnite
 jacqui_lantern234: 
Aravion: blaseball!
 TehAmelie: imma watch the fun from the start!
 pn55: Byeeeee! 
 Phailhammer: cya 
 TehAmelie: funny, waking up at 4 am makes things disjointed no matter where they're happening
 Earthenone: its ok, time means very little 
 MrGibberish: @tehamelie btw, wheeler did a bit in chat during the first break
 TehAmelie: thanks
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