TehAmelie: i didn't know Blasphemous had a sequel
TehAmelie: (joke)
dumbo3k: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Pentiment<br />Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games.) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (2m from now).
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
r10pez10: lmao
They_Are_Alyx: Just in time! lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TehAmelie: so what is Pentiment short for? i'm betting penitence cement
TehAmelie: portmanteau was the word i lost there
r10pez10: maybe it's short for portmanteau sentence
GhostValv: sound?
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TehAmelie: my mnemonic for that is "what would be Jaques Costeau and Natalie Portman's celebrity couple nickname?"
ghyllnox: Also not getting sound
KV1NN4: ssssound?
TehAmelie: oh hai
GhostValv: now sound
Juliamon: We hear you
Sarah_Serinde: We hear you though
ghyllnox: Oh, sound!
KV1NN4: sound!
SkylerRingtail: Got mic, no intro music
GhostValv: intro had no sound
dumbo3k: but we get voice
LidofLoathing: I can hear you
TheAinMAP: There's sound.
MolaMolaphant: well now there's sound!
Juliamon: Bugle claws
Xafty: it was just the intro and the cutscene muted
Sarah_Serinde: There was just no sound from the intro or before
TheMerricat: We get signal! Main intro sound turn on!
empyreon: #1 finger hats!
Invitare: what if when we can hear you, you stop being able to hear yourselves?
GhostValv: shrugemoji?
ghyllnox: We did not have levels
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like a problem for someone else, you have sound now :P
TheAinMAP: katesHm
RockPusher: Computer audio was a mistake
ghyllnox: Also good witch fingies
omdorastrix: Arent those hard to get in Canland now?
Sarah_Serinde: Also now I want bugles
TehAmelie: corn bugles also have very poor sound, maybe there's a connection
TheMerricat: Oh for effs sake, I though Cameron had fake fingernails, not snaks. :D
RockPusher: Are those extra or regular crispy?
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ghyllnox: Good cronch
ghyllnox: Lmao
Sarah_Serinde: Now I want them more
TheMerricat: LOL
empyreon: CAM Y lrrFRUMP
GhostValv: u rup?
Robot_Bones: How magical
TheMerricat: Mozart?
TehAmelie: Urop is a real place, i know people who live there
Invitare: The Middle Evil time, where everyone was just a bit evil, but not too much
The_Color_Twelve: such a low frame rate on those
Robot_Bones: Abyssmal Frame rates back then
omdorastrix: Pimentat?
TehAmelie: some kind of pigment sediment?
The_Color_Twelve: Now that is a plan
Mangledpixel: the word pentimento derives from 'pentirsi' which means 'to repent; to regret'
RockPusher: gabyLewd Scandal! sergeMoly
Robot_Bones: Definately a word that makes it sound like a horror game for $1.29 on steam
Mangledpixel: ultimately from the proto indo european 'peh-' - to hate; to hurt
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barbatrebb: Io adoro pentirmi!
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barbatrebb: Hi from Italy
Mangledpixel: yup
GhostValv: yes
RockPusher: The peasants are revolting!
laikagoat: yep
ghyllnox: Yes
Xed_Regulus: Yes
TheMerricat: We hear music!
Earthenone: when peasants revolt nowadays it just moves the stock market by one or two points
They_Are_Alyx: Beautiful strings
ghyllnox: Loud, but yes
TehAmelie: it sounds moody
Mangledpixel: it's perhaps a bit loud
Robot_Bones: Tell Italy we said Hi, just scream it out your window pls
TheMerricat: Left handed mouse just flips the cursor :P
barbatrebb: @Robot_Bones Will do
laikagoat: as required by being a josh sawyer game
Earthenone: big head mode was in your heart all along
lackingsanity: the stylized fonts are so good though
TehAmelie: choices R gud
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Heyo friends, how goes
KeytarCat: Those fonts were specifically commissioned, iirc
RecursiveAcronym: ooh yes; I was looking at this game a few weeks ago so getting a preview on talking sim is Great
RockPusher: Velum sanding simulator 2022
Mangledpixel: this is just Power Wash Simulator for books, isn't it
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
TehAmelie: howdy
KeytarCat: hayo fellow cat
Mischievous_Catgeist: GlitchCat
goatprince: that, like, Europe or something
RockPusher: tqsNoted tqsKnife
EricTheOrange: @goatprince or something
DrWreckage: Ah the wars of the reformation. It's time for protestantism baby
TehAmelie: back when the Black Forest was basically everything from Spain to the Bering strait
lackingsanity: yeah this is early modern
EricTheOrange: are you hitting on nuns?
EricTheOrange: Isn't that like sacreligios.
RockPusher: Can it Socrates
TehAmelie: Socrates on forexposure dot dxt
Gekyouryuu: that's so crates
TehAmelie: txt
SnackPak_: are socrates like loot crates?
LidofLoathing: St. Grobian is apparently a fictional saint of vulgar people
EricTheOrange: why is saint grobian dressed like a court jester?
Juliamon: thanks to local issues I can't read Saint Grobian's name correctly
TehAmelie: "ides" probably means "the 15th"
Juliamon: (Saint-Gobain has been poisoning us)
SnackPak_: neat
DrWreckage: Nuremberg bout to be protestant baby
goatprince: I like that chicken with the weird nose
laikagoat: i lived in nuremberg briefly as a child
TehAmelie: Nuremberg, the capital of Rome. that's a new one to me
EricTheOrange: ugh a philosopher, who wants to be that.
Mangledpixel: some Bibles have the name of God and Jesus in red text like that
EricTheOrange: @TehAmelie "the holy roman empire wasn't really rome, it was germany.
Gekyouryuu: yeah, @tehamelie , the capital of Rome is R
EricTheOrange: the comman man
EricTheOrange: I somewhat recently found out vulger means common
Mischievous_Catgeist: the one just licking the boat
Lafajet: I love these little goblins
Vanbael: "I carpool with interesting people"
Mangledpixel: one of them appears to be tasting the boat
Trahas: @TehAmelie i thought it meant mid, but the ides of march was march 15th
LidofLoathing: I like the one that's licking the boat
EricTheOrange: why is our boat filled with court jesters?
GhostValv: Liefielding
Trahas: @TehAmelie yeah ides just means the day in the middle of the month
TehAmelie: this shot is like a whole Kate Beaton comic
RockPusher: Boat secretly higher-dimensional
Juliamon: Mideval clown car
Darleysam: so now we're on the JoCo cruise?
KevinTheShark: I dunno. This boat seems to be lacking medieval flatulists
MrSwissLion: Kate beaton was actually on twitter expressing exactly how much this game felt tlike it was made for her specifically
Gekyouryuu: is this the famous Stultifera Navis? the ship of fools?
Trahas: i like the one in the bottom just licking the boat
EricTheOrange: I like that licky fool has his own sound effect
TehAmelie: @MrSwissLion that checks out
MrSwissLion: And Josh sawyer posted his signed copy of Hark a vagrant, which was all very cute
EricTheOrange: wth dude stop stepping on our feet
EricTheOrange: awww baby
Mischievous_Catgeist: she got cuter
KevinTheShark: Roland the Farter from circa 12th century has some things to say about your retort.
TehAmelie: i read that as "I, the Baron"
EricTheOrange: nice twin beard
Mangledpixel: his beard is forked, so as to attack two people at once
EricTheOrange: the franks as in from france?
Gekyouryuu: planning to go all Jurgen Leitner on us, Cam?
lackingsanity: ferenc has a soft c, I believe. it's the hungarian form of francis
Mangledpixel: I love the extendo-finger
Lafajet: Now let's see Paul Allen's ex libris.
EricTheOrange: awww cute baby
EricTheOrange: I wonder how the medevil times will treat her terribly
Mischievous_Catgeist: oooh rye
TehAmelie: almonds, cheese and bread. seems like either a very odd sandwich or a weird collection of separate foods
empyreon: ermmm
goatprince: cats
TehAmelie: landlooords
goatprince: good cats
EricTheOrange: rent? i thought we were a nobelman. nobelmen don't pay rent, people pay rent to nobelmen.
johkmil subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
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TehAmelie: it does not exactly help her
jessicaengle: Hey zoomorphs!
Darleysam: "When's the Winds of Winter coming, Andreas?"
TehAmelie: i know vesper is dinner
MrSwissLion: I have good news
Vanbael: oh hell, the old benedictan monastic order, yeah they're hard core about that prayer
niccus: one of them's in your name?!
niccus: i wonder if the etymology works out for that
Mischievous_Catgeist: krunked
niccus: i'm finding out that sexting is holy
johkmil: Master Andreas? But you are just Journeyman Andreas!
niccus: people were all about midday sexts
RockPusher goes and wishlists this
MolaMolaphant: when gramma said she was making mushroom pierogis, that's not what I had in mind
MrSwissLion: This is also on Game pass, incl on PC, ftr1
EricTheOrange: monkin' aint easy
KeytarCat: Let's go meet mother Drucker
TehAmelie: not sleeping enough gets you in the right state of mind to see God
RockPusher: The monastic water clock conveniently forgot to be filled before bedtime lrrBEEJ
EricTheOrange: sheperd
RockPusher: Lechonk Lechonk Lechonk
GhostValv: some pig
johkmil: Pagans!
MrSwissLion: Any of those you miss show up in yr wee book
MrSwissLion: So you can go back and read
Lafajet: What's a little paganism between friends?
Mischievous_Catgeist: best cat
Vanbael: God speed to that cat
constablecrab: Rocket caaaaaat
niccus: i don't think that cat is going to slow down gracefully
johkmil: A heathen! Good thing there’s a lot of firewood right behind him.
Epinephilim: It's because cats are natural tricksters. You have to be kind of an idiot to party hard.
RockPusher: ♫ 'cause their a rocket cat! Rocket Cat, burning out their fuse out there alone! ♫
Juliamon: Snails! The best marginalia!
KeytarCat: Isn't that how Kathleen's emotes emerged? Cool weird things
RockPusher: Cameron with a slightly different take on the inscrutable emotes - I like it! braven10TRI
niccus: according to wikipedia, for future bar trivia uses: Matins, Lauds, Prime, Terce, Sext, Nones, Vespers, Compline
Epinephilim: Honestly, "don't retrace your steps after relieving yourself" is solid advice due to fluid dynamics.
TehAmelie: he must have eaten a lot of spiders
Invitare: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down, Cam?
johkmil: That reminds me – if the devil is chasing you, run across a plowed field: the devil has to follow the furrows, but you can run across them and gain a lot of distance!
Robot_Bones: Kinda guy you ask How are you and he has the audacity to say anything other then fine
TehAmelie: does the Devil behave like water?
GhostValv: that's when you lauden them
DrWreckage: Medieval Sexting
TehAmelie: seeking the lowest point or whatever they call it
johkmil: Oh, so that’s why some old people are still eating “nons” here
Epinephilim: Wait, medieval peeps had a sexting hour? Freaky.
ReynardWrecca subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months, currently on a 12 month streak!
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niccus: every day, seven days a week, sexting with everyone
Boopity: Dutch isn't real!
Epinephilim: @niccus Yeah. I'm in.
rXpCH: Yeay freibourg my town is named in a game. that's a first!
Lafajet: Patch notes: removed Flanders
Epinephilim: @Lafajet Europe patch notes?
malsareus: that low countries trip only took him to Belgium
niccus: yeah they're very corporate. all about the body of christ
DrWreckage: Right now the hot place would be Milan, actually
Lafajet: that frog has seen some things
TehAmelie: first time i've seen Machiavelli and Leonardo name dropped in the same sentence
KeytarCat: @niccus Hah!
RockPusher: gabyLul
malsareus: look the habsburgs touched everything except Japan
Epinephilim: You don't smell a storm, you feel it in your bad knee.
vrulg: big porg
ReynardWrecca: @TehAmelie, well, apart from 'Ninja Rap' there's not a lot of crossover between ninja turtles and Tupac.
Boopity: @Epinephilim What if all my knees are ok?
malsareus: did we took an arrow to the knee that ended our adventuring career?
Darleysam: Jorge, pronounced "George"
Epinephilim: @Epinephilim I can fix that.
GhostValv: oofa
Epinephilim: I mean, I own a hammer.
Boopity: @Epinephilim LUL
johkmil: Big Yurg
Epinephilim: Not a threat, a friendly proposal.
malsareus: doing vices in Ghent of all places
TehAmelie: i'm an important international businessman!
Epinephilim: Hah, nerd.
malsareus: the chicken poop is calling
Epinephilim: Ever have someone choose shoveling crap over talking to you? It's not a good feel.
whitefirecomix: Always sidequest
TehAmelie: every year there's somehow more rocks to move out of the fields
TehAmelie: farmers know what i'm talkin about
Boopity: Can't make horseshoes club
Epinephilim: @TehAmelie, I get it. It's what they make the stone walls out of after all.
Epinephilim: That's a lot of rocks.
Boopity: A child LUL
johkmil: The farriers are going to bend you over an anvil and beat you with hammers for this
Epinephilim: A child? You mean... Free labor?
EricTheOrange: ah yes that's why you have kids, to do chorse
Robot_Bones: And at least 5 to make sure 1 survives long enough to name
RockPusher: sergeSheep sergeSheep sergeSheep
TehAmelie: don't need to get a master's degree to teach if you just have kids who are forced to learn whatever trade you've got
Epinephilim: lrrGOAT
GhostValv: haha
Epinephilim: Quite WASP of ya there, bud.
xantos69: Ok look, you do not need special training to make sheep go into a pen.
xantos69: Dogs can do it. it isn't that hard.
niccus: whoa there. you can't just assume someone's saxon
RockPusher: Froggy Hat PogChamp
Robot_Bones: Sure but who is Frig
Epinephilim: I imagine you mostly just stand around where they're not supposed to go.
aquinas_0: isn't small beer like 2.5% or less?
corzicant: This'll be good.
Robot_Bones: Gotta have a small beer for breakfast. Keep your strength up
ArtemisHuntress: you'd have a planetary system named after you
Epinephilim: And a big ol huge star, if I remember right.
Boopity: RUDE
Epinephilim: Martin will remember this
TheAwkes: Just need to be the person who lives near the Trappists and occasionally helps them out with the cool stuff. That's gotta be a thing, right?
niccus: turnip for what
GhostValv: oh no the turnip's hot
Boopity: This game is amazing
xantos69: Oh no...turnip is hot
goatprince: is that turnip.... single
TehAmelie: the smuggest turnip
Epinephilim: I recognize that thing from somewhere.
TehAmelie: or smurnip
corzicant: Everyone answers to the turnip in the end.
Epinephilim: Wait, it's probably just the ghost from MP100
RockPusher: unarmeSmugnip
ghyllnox: What a skill
Robot_Bones: What a skill to have
jandalf_84: poopJokes, funny sincs 1436!
Robot_Bones: Wrestle mania
Epinephilim: I wonder if poop jokes or "man fall down" jokes are older.
They_Are_Alyx: THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY AT WITCH MANIA
goatprince: and yet we all want to know that turnip carnally
TehAmelie: i remember the oldest joke in the book is actually when you knock on someone's shoulder but stand on the other side
Epinephilim: @goatprince Don't presume to speak for everyone. But same.
corzicant: @goatprince Both you and the turnip would be burned at the stake for that kind of perversion.
TehAmelie: not sure what book, but it's real. according to Uncyclopedia
niccus: oh shit, oh worm
johkmil: A baron? Grovel, quickly!
niccus: are they about to namedrop the diet of worms
johkmil: The diet of worms is the worst way to lose weight.
TehAmelie: was dieting invented at this time?
LordZarano: It's not not not
TheAinMAP: Not holy, not Roman, and not empire?
LordZarano: HRE is actually just Germany iirc
johkmil: If by “dieting”, you mean “sometimes avoiding certain foods according to the balance of your humours”, then yes, it did exist.
johkmil: HRE includes a lot of stuff that’s not Germany, though, like Austria and Northern Italy.
corzicant: Nothing modest about Lorenz.
princess_intell: hey hi hello
princess_intell: is the game any good so far?
TehAmelie: Murdin Lurdur? urmuguhr!
empyreon: ehrmergerd, merten lewfer
RockPusher: princess_intell Game has Smug Turnip - 11/10
offbeatwitch: my friends have been greatly enjoying this game
johkmil: A Protestant!? Heresy!
offbeatwitch: comically long finger is here to explain
Vanbael: Already about to get a reformation
corzicant: @princess_intell Absolutely. And (spoiler alert) you can pet cats and dogs.
ButButTheJesus: herby derby abbey work, bork bork bork
princess_intell: @corzicant clearly 12/10 GOTY
johkmil: Reformation might be harmful for your future income.
princess_intell: depends on what part of europe you're in
ContingentCat: a reformer by hook or by crook
TehAmelie: will we start the 100 years war if we geton the wroeng side?
princess_intell: could also get executed
corzicant: Yeah. I suppose getting burned at the stake is one way of getting "fired."
MolaMolaphant: you'll be fired. In a kiln.
princess_intell: if yo havin church problems i feel bad fo you son, i got 95 theses and the pope ain't one
princess_intell: (or so goes the rap i watched in a world history class in 9th grade)
lackingsanity: One thing you miss out on with the easy read fonts is that in this scene when you learn that lorenz is more educated than you thought, his font changes to reflect that
johkmil: How good are you at balancing humours?
princess_intell: this is a good font. very readable.
ContingentCat: ermergerd Nerermengerd
PupSnap: trials there are infamous
princess_intell: wow, this game is shockingly informational
YeetTheRich_: yup
The_Quiet_Alestain: it is
ContingentCat: somewhere thereabouts yeah
lackingsanity: west of bavaria
HadesLeprechaun: it was the most important day of her life, for me, it was tuesday
princess_intell: these devs must be cool to hang out with if they made a game like this
tsunamitears_: hello
empyreon: mmmmmm, soul-endangering amounts
tsunamitears_: what are they playing
princess_intell: what area are we in?
Juliamon: tsunamitears_ Pentiment
princess_intell: i'm assuming somewhere in (what is now) germany?
TehAmelie: not at all a dead language!
LordZarano: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Pentiment
lackingsanity: @princess_intell the director for the game is josh sawyer, who made fallout new vegas and pillars of eternity
johkmil: Raise the dead!
LordZarano: Oh the bot's actually accurate
LordZarano: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: Talking Simulator
corzicant: Don't worry, you're already getting "fired."
Boopity: Do we live for the drama?
EricTheOrange: wouldn't occultist be heresy in the holy roman empire.
princess_intell: @EricTheOrange everything outside of catholicism would likely be heresy
MrSwissLion: There has been a couple of great interviews with Josh Sawyer over on Waypoint Radio in the past month or so
TehAmelie: hehe, a cat licking its butt
goatprince: sounds like he took the latin just so he could read out demon summonings correctly
Manwichcannon: Mega bunny on the right
MrSwissLion: In the first one the host realised they had the same history professor in college, who consulted on the game, then they had that professor on last week!
RockPusher: tqsLong1 tqsLong3 tqsFlower
Lafajet: phew, we were just a few choices from a "insufferable libertarian" build. Crisis averted.
TheAinMAP: tqsFlower tqsFlower tqsFlower
princess_intell: i could go on for an hour about the importance of the Church in politics and personal life in the medieval era
TehAmelie: the marginalia is so consistently great it's easy to overlook
Boopity: @goatprince Respectable
princess_intell: what year does the game take place in?
TehAmelie: 1500something
MrSwissLion: Believe it's currently 1518, date is on the pause menu if we wanna check
goatprince: he looks like he knows how to brew the dank monk beer
Kirgo: How is the game? iahfyFrogjam
Darleysam: Twinbeard? So this is Frog Fractions?!
TehAmelie: between Luther and Newton
MrSwissLion: There we ware, my brain is so big
princess_intell: i could also go on for an hour about how deeply the rise of protestantism shaped european political history
Invitare: chirp
MrSwissLion: Sound design in this game is excellent
Kirgo: @princess_intell Isnt it the biggest schism in religion ever?
KeytarCat: @princess_intell I could listen for an hour
TehAmelie: it was so big it caused the separation of church and state
jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! reminder that yall are loved AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earthenone: you are also all pasively accepted :)
Kirgo: Yall are now aware of your breathing. iahfyFrogjam
GhostValv: saw what?
Vanbael: what?
Boopity: I was tabbed out so I literally did not
TehAmelie: horse appraiser?
RockPusher: Hello…… nuns.
Gekyouryuu: my birthday is the feast of Saint Francis of Assisi
Vanbael: I live near a benedictine monastery and yeah, they are hard core but they are also some interesting people to talk with.
TehAmelie: i think there was some degree of Benedictine monk to Knight Templar pipeline
Filthwizard1985: I always think of Friar Tuck when it comes to remembering the types of monks.
Filthwizard1985: Tuck was Franciscan.
Boopity: "liberate some money"
DarthRagnar815: Easter Vigil does tend to take much longer than a typical mass.
goatprince: oh hey! it's me! please don't punch me in the glasses
Kirgo: [Physical Instrument: Easy] Punch the nerd and take his money.
Jovh11: Are you going to go all Pillars of the Earth of Mathieu?
lackingsanity: the rule of st benedict mostly centres on how the communal life of the monks should be structured, with the monks as brothers and the abbot as father; and periods of manual labor as well as communal and private prayer at specific canonical hours
EricTheOrange: I am liking the amount of twin beards in this agme
Gekyouryuu: you're telling me a shrimp scribed this rice?
Sogheim: oh dang the clap back
RockPusher: escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY
Boopity: So extra
TehAmelie: "why don't you get a job you like?"
EricTheOrange: wow does your ego get thinner the older you age adoc?
Zanzabar_: I know the ambience is probably supposed to be ink pots and blotting but i am only hearing mouth noises.
Sogheim: this... makes me remember that people will always and forever be people.
Boopity: @Zanzabar_ Well now I hear them too NotLikeThis
ballesta25: That's the "Holy" part of HRE
EricTheOrange: I like all these illuminated cats
TehAmelie: noble classes are imba too
TehAmelie: royal, even
ShaneLeeAtk: Soup TO Nuts
EricTheOrange: I DON'T like that turnip with a face
EricTheOrange: oh my...
GhostValv: haha
EricTheOrange: why you nuns so horny
Boopity: LUL
TehAmelie: Urusla woke us up, right? like how much sleep do you think you get when you live with a two year old
EricTheOrange: aww she looks sad
GhostValv: D:
They_Are_Alyx: lrrWOW
EricTheOrange: wow, bitch
BlindProphet32: Oh hi Mark
EricTheOrange: oooo burn
TehAmelie: oh burn
TehAmelie: nice drift
GhostValv: oh no~
Boopity: WOW
TehAmelie: color printers won't be invented for 500 years, what can you do
lackingsanity: back before there were sexy firemen on calendars, november had to be acorn foraging
princess_intell: this art style is so rad
EricTheOrange: why forbid peasants from foraging? more for the nobels pigs?
Sorator13: "they will find that my clients like the thought of foraging in november and do not pay me for truth. that is what they will find."
SkylerRingtail: Ah crap, this is the interaction that makes me want the game
MrSwissLion: Piero is a baller
PMAvers: "And not Guy. That guy is a scrub."
Sorator13: @SkylerRingtail This was an interesting time to tune in, gotta say
Sogheim: Piero understands he's in a dying gig
GhostValv: gottem
Sorator13: lrrWOW
kdefinition: We're out here wrecking the langussy
ShaneLeeAtk: But can it be used as an inter-fix?
xantos69: I don't understand any of the last 10 sentences.
aiamethyst: ai could never come up with the things we make on cdhc
GhostValv: I have inferences...
goatprince: dog,,,,
princess_intell: why do people insist on bastardizing the English language in their spare time
Sogheim: sometime I feel like I've gone too far down the meme hole, then I see "langussy" and hope leaps within my breast that I am not forever lost
Boopity: @aiamethyst It's true, only premier cursed content on cdhc
PaperDoopliss: @princess_intell Can't bastardize a bastard
Sorator13: @princess_intell you can't bastardize what is inherently already bastardized
princess_intell: fair argument, i stand corrected
Sorator13: totally not suspicious
egnnetwork: “Drafus wuz here”
Sorator13: also, don't you have to let the paint/ink dry before you close the book?
princess_intell: man, AP european history is FLOODING back to me
Sorator13: brother jorge, in the library, with the book
Sorator13: lrrWOW
GhostValv: D:
Vanbael: scandalous
empyreon: LUL
Vanbael: XD
Sorator13: do it do it do it
GhostValv: oh no~
Amentur: That's bound to work well LUL
xantos69: I love that response so hard.
TheAinMAP: katesWot
GoblinMyra: tqsLOL
princess_intell: wow.
ShaneLeeAtk: Next we will tell the nun to Calm Down
EricTheOrange: women am i right.
gsyhiap: That'll de-escalate things
TehAmelie: you SAY you aren't angry but
xantos69: DO IT
Sorator13: :(
princess_intell: what's that bad stock joke about how husbands are supposed to "deal with" angry wives
Sorator13: oh my god this NUN
Sogheim: OH NO
Boopity: Besties with the baron
Clench_Eastwood: !next
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Boopity: Wait, are we dating PogChamp
TehAmelie: so, you got any plans for the weekend?
TehAmelie: just nun stuff?
Sogheim: don't upset Mister Moneybags, got it
Boopity: @Gekyouryuu Oh my god LUL
Sorator13: @Gekyouryuu oh my god
TehAmelie: Yahweh damn it
SkylerRingtail: Oh my god
Sogheim: Sister Illuminata isn't mad. she can't be mad
GhostValv: dang abbots
Sogheim: oh you have got to be kidding me!
Kramburger: Franciscans love animals, of course they can get it
TehAmelie: um is that not the only two volumes of the Aenid?
Sorator13: LUL
EricTheOrange: african or european swallow?
Sorator13: AFrican or European swallow?
princess_intell: wasn't the aeneid basically roman fanfic, or am i thinking of the divine comedy
TehAmelie: sponte means bridge maybe
TehAmelie: or dock
Kramburger: Fanfiction? You mean the Devine Comedy?
Gekyouryuu: combination Roman fanfic and Augustinian propaganda, iirc?
princess_intell: i know latin always brings the boys to MY yard
Zanzabar_: This is true @Kramburger My great uncle was a Franciscan. He had a dog he adopted while working in Uganda.
Gekyouryuu: I took four years of Latin in high school. I was good at ONE of them.
EricTheOrange: I mean shes not wrong
TehAmelie: i've never been burned on a stake for wearing pants, i doubt it has ever happened to anyone
Sorator13: LUL
GhostValv: ya know, for men :)
SquareDotCube: built in fire starter
princess_intell: the aeneid: because you
princess_intell: *because you're worth it
Kramburger: I carry my Anaed in the plate carrier in my tactical vest
MrSwissLion: Tale as old as time
Sorator13: the aeneid for men: because diversifying your products achieves greater profit
gsyhiap: I missed the start, what century are we in?
MrSwissLion: Year 1518
HorusFive: Fransiscans on the other hand...
Boopity: Epic
SquareDotCube: The reading list: "The Bible"
lackingsanity: i love this scene
princess_intell: is this when she starts leaving abbey vocational pamphlets around the house
EricTheOrange: ah of course it's not his deeds that matter but his blood.
Sorator13: Do you get the impression that this nun is extremely passive aggressive, or is that just me?
GhostValv: and temptation leads to the dark side
Mysticman89: benedictian monks may never know the joys of "the lusty argonian bar maid"
Kramburger: Nun Pizza with left Priest
TehAmelie: now i'm dreaming of high fiving the crowd while lancing my opponent in the heart one handed
Kramburger: Call it the Horsegirl run
Sorator13: "well actually the law says-" "I don't caaaaaare"
GhostValv: uh~
Gekyouryuu: "yes, mistress. but may I ask our safe word?"
gsyhiap: Uhhhh
princess_intell: "excuse me, where do you keep the holy pornography?"
princess_intell: "i need to know for.... reasons of maintaining my chastity"
Kramburger: This is still the era where 'wayward' young women would be sent to convents, right?
TehAmelie: Ars Amadi, the classic monk smut?
EricTheOrange: I assume this is latin but it sounds french.
YeetTheRich_: hehe même
HorusFive: As Kathleen said (in Dice Friends) "This library is supposed to have everything, right?"
gsyhiap: That looks like surprisingly modern French
Boopity: Scandalous! :o
SquareDotCube: Ah. It's a Martin Luther work.
Gekyouryuu: she won't tell you, because if YOU don't know it's porn, you can't tell people that SHE'S reading porn
princess_intell: @Kramburger and we all know how that worked out for julie aubigny
Kramburger: @Kramburger Absolute Icon
Sorator13: now didn't you JUST say that you didn't care about the law?
Sorator13: smh
GhostValv: haha
YeetTheRich_: goals
HorusFive: But only in France.
HorusFive: Gotta work you way up to herasy on the rest of the continent
princess_intell: our character is a PIECE OF WORK
TehAmelie: >Sten disapproves
GhostValv: gottem
Sorator13: @princess_intell so is this nun!
Boopity: EXCUSE
HorusFive: "no comment madam"
Sorator13: lrrWOW
lackingsanity: not enough
MrSwissLion: Thwaw momwnts are just based on past desicions, that you see on the right
Boopity: Our juicy erotica :(
Snowwraith: Yeah, there's no chance, it's all based on your past decisions.
EricTheOrange: bad luck I guess
MrSwissLion: These moments...
lackingsanity: you need the bar to be full. you can't change the outcome in the moment, only by prior dialogue choices
princess_intell: everyone in 1518 is a dick!
MrSwissLion: I becamea french heretic in my game :P
lackingsanity: shouldn't have argued about the legal specifics, i suppose
laikagoat: it's the inkulnati rabbit
They_Are_Alyx: Sick transit, Gloria!
princess_intell: she's wrong, the folklore is a love triangle between betty, james, and august,
Gekyouryuu: rabbit with sword and shield? so instead of a paladin, it's a pa-lapin?
Sorator13: time to SEXT
HorusFive: Sic Transit- by secret tunnel
Sorator13: but we lost our erotica :(
princess_intell: "yo nun sext me this sext"
Boopity: @Sorator13 We'll have to come up with our own material
princess_intell: @Boopity this is the internet, i believe in us
KeytarCat: @Gekyouryuu A very good baby
princess_intell: my inner 12 year old has been giggling like crazy at all the double entendres
princess_intell: i'm in my 20s, why do i still laugh at dick jokes
Boopity: @princess_intell Because they're funny Kappa
princess_intell: fair point
GapFiller: dick jokes are agelss AND timeless
GapFiller: much like puns and fart jokes ect
TehAmelie: they go all the way back to Bofades
GapFiller: we are all eternally six years old at heart
GapFiller: some of us are even willing to admit it
gsyhiap: @princess_intell I'm nearly 40 and I still make dick jokes PrideShrug
KeytarCat: We've certainly all bee six before!
Boopity: I love how dick joke supportive this chat is
princess_intell: i'm only in support of the funny ones
princess_intell: also, what fun is being an adult if you can't be childish sometimes?
gsyhiap: @Boopity Like some sort of amusing jockstrap?
KeytarCat: Yeah, no pressure to support bad jokes!
Boopity: @gsyhiap Wow LUL
gsyhiap: Don't say I didn't warn you
princess_intell: why do i just expect one of these pages to be filled with smut
princess_intell: i blame you, chat
Boopity: Ugh, these monks should get more readable font
TehAmelie: does the game think we speak Latin cause we made Andreas a Latinist?
GapFiller: comic sans is a readable font Kappa
gualdhar: looks like Ecclesiastes
Gekyouryuu: universitas (word for five) ecclesientis
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Sorator13: @DarthStuticus No, and they aren't likely to until something official is released.
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TehAmelie: the large garden, where we grow our large
Gekyouryuu: oh, man, that prayer just gave me war flashbacks to my childhood
gsyhiap: Ooh, scandal!
HorusFive: He's not wrong
TwoBitSlim: Hi friends, what's this game here?
MrSwissLion: Martin is, in fact, that child you were talking to
MrSwissLion: he is a father
MrSwissLion: ah the 1500s
Boopity: @MrSwissLion NotLikeThis
MrSwissLion: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Pentiment
Sorator13: I honestly never really understood the concept of reliquaries. I'm too protestant to get it, I think.
Sorator13: lrrWOW
SquareDotCube: we just um actually's
xantos69: Wow... we are insufferable.
MrSwissLion: We did motly pick the um actually backgrounds
lackingsanity: A violent rapscallion and an insufferable pedant. what a combination
gsyhiap: lrrWOW
KeytarCat: When they win, I'd say
gsyhiap: They get paid more when they convince someone else that they're right.
Kramburger: Did you see an Ai company wants to pay a lawyer to stand in court and be fed their entire case through Airpods from an AI?
TehAmelie: a million dollars that you'll need after being disbarred
Sorator13: @Kramburger which is totally unethical AND illegal, yes
Sorator13: in multiple ways!
GhostValv: glad we get to Karl before his misfortune in galactic mining
Boopity: @Sorator13 Much like most if not all recent AI news
Sorator13: they could, of course, avoid many of the issues if they simply had the AI generate a script and then had a lawyer review it before court, but noooo
MAPBoardgames: Scribe faster! *whipish!*
Sorator13: lrrWOW
Sorator13: woooooooow
RockPusher: Fuck that Guy
Boopity: Is this crunch culture
Boopity: in 1500s
justthorne: Guy is the worst
TehAmelie: i just remembered in Princes Maker you study calligraphy to become better behaved, in a classroom much like this
TehAmelie: "i'm behaving as fast as i can"
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They_Are_Alyx: Solidarity with your fellow worker!
gualdhar: the illusion of choice
Boopity: Welp
Sorator13: dude, just because *you're* invited doesn't mean you can go inviting *other* people
DronoxLeviathan: No-one likes a Guy, Guy.
GhostValv: shut up Guy you're out of your element
gualdhar: oh god, Guy is just Dwight Schrute as a monk
gsyhiap: LUL
Boopity: The nuns are over our drama
TehAmelie: shut up, mom's home!
Rynehawk: im not your buddy, guy
Darleysam: nun librarians with left beef?
Sorator13: confiscating forbidden erotica...
crono3453: Just two really good friends
Invitare: if you can't trust Nuns, who can you trust?
gsyhiap: @Invitare Uhh, none...s?
Sorator13: Cut through the cemetary to use the bathroom; nothing can go wrong!
Boopity: Look at the size of that garden
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Luminaire_p: large garden the size of a small garden
Sorator13: I once played capture the flag in a cematary. It was fun!
Sorator13: Had to be careful not to trip over the headstones.
Sorator13: awwww
gsyhiap: Aww
GhostValv: oh this wonderful man
TehAmelie: lively?
DronoxLeviathan: That is very interesting, since typically blue is associated with God and divinity, while red is associated with the human aspect
SkylerRingtail: Piero is too good for this earth
KeytarCat: hehe, he said the name of the game in more words!
Boopity: The red always makes 'God' look so menacing LUL
Rynehawk: that water sound not helping
TehAmelie: the refectory, where we regain our feck
MrSwissLion: We had refectories at uni, I didn't realise that was an aus thing
gsyhiap: @TehAmelie Well that just made me think of Father Ted
SkylerRingtail: Uh oh
Sorator13: oh boy
gsyhiap: oooh here it comes
Juliamon: bruhhh
Boopity: NotLikeThis
Sorator13: oh no
TehAmelie: on reflection, using color codes for pronouns for different characters could make writing more efficient
MrSwissLion: Eyepatch guy's face is me
crono3453: Read the room, guy
Lord_Hosk: We are going to set europe on fire aren't we?
Luminaire_p: *everyone disliked that*
Sorator13: the expressions on these guys are so GOOD
gualdhar: this is going well
BlindProphet32: I love eyepatch guy
gsyhiap: Everyone's like :o
Sorator13: The guy below Mathieu as well
Boopity: Shooketh
GhostValv: D:
SymphonicLolita: oh? twitch gives scrollback now? neat
xantos69: Fake a heart attack and leave.
Boopity: Fake our own death, change our name and assume a new identity
Sorator13: "..........so about that quail!"
Juliamon: Silently stand up and take your leave, never return again
MrSwissLion: Be like the people in the mural, no mouths
RealGamerCow: Social ANXIETY
lackingsanity: time for some legal debate against god
Kaorti: this seems dangerous
gsyhiap: I love that the whole room has stopped eating to wait for your response
ogier300: You have to pick a side.
Lord_Hosk: I hear Egypt is nice this time of year
ogier300: They'll be fighting wars about this soon.
Lord_Hosk: PILGRAMAGE
Boopity: Everyone's at the EDGE of their seats
Gekyouryuu: "gentlemen, GENTLEMEN! you're all missing the bigger picture." *dies*
Sorator13: lovely weather we're having, isn't it??
xantos69: I am imagining that this long pause is happening in game.
TwoBitSlim: they'll find your resignation nailed to that for with 99 digs at Guy
Sorator13: @xantos69 same
TehAmelie: for the record, plenary indulgence is terrible. the basic get out of jail if you're rich system
Gekyouryuu: that one dude in the bottom right IS still blinking
Lysander_salamander: The Baron will Remember this...
Boopity: Awkward
TehAmelie: if you didn't want to talk politics over dinner you shouldn't have started it
Sorator13: *comes back* "and I'm taking this quail; it really is delicious. thanks." *leaves again*
ogier300: I'm sure this will all work out fine for everyone.
gsyhiap: "See yourself out"
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if the story would have branched from there
Boopity: @Sorator13 based
Kramburger: Oh no, they're going to talk about us behind our back
Lysander_salamander: neat touches
MrSwissLion: That scene defs went better for the TS crew than mine did
Lysander_salamander: Suddenly becomes a canterbury tale
Sorator13: "hey could I get some of that quail? I didn't get any"
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP
Lysander_salamander: I like the air-swirls
Invitare: is this Yorkshire?
Sorator13: see a nun escaping? No you didn't. voxyKnife
Invitare: no, the thing I'm thinking of is probably more recent than this
gsyhiap: lrrSPOOPY
Kirgo: Maler is german and means painter.
gsyhiap: @Invitare Ribblehead Viaduct?
TwoBitSlim: so far would y'all recommend this game?
Vanbael: bloody Romans... what have they ever done for us
noSmokeFire: Roman Reigns?!
TehAmelie: somewhat telling there are "Roman ruins" all over this supposed Roman empire
Sorator13: doggo!!!
Kirgo: @TwoBitSlim I would.
SymphonicLolita: dog petting confirmed
Vanbael: :O best doggo
MrSwissLion: The mill is my favourite spot because it'ls like "What is this newfangled WINDmill. and GLASS windows?!"
Sorator13: "Is this now?" my, what a question
Sorator13: poor woman
MrSwissLion: "Andreas... Andreas sailing his hot air balloon into power lines" "Is that good"
JKBalch: lrrHAM
Gekyouryuu: if there's a Town Commons, are there Town Mythics as well?
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MrSwissLion: Guy's name is literally john farmer
gsyhiap: ResidentSleeper
MrSwissLion: Big jorg big
xantos69: Hang on...did it say that one of those books was "Key of Solomon"
TehAmelie: it's fun and educational!
Lysander_salamander: Have a good afternoon! Thanks for playing and commentary
They_Are_Alyx: I think that was an inspiration, yes
MrSwissLion: Sawyer has admitted it as a big inspiration
drcthulu: now for some murder mystery
Lysander_salamander: Wasn't there a Name of the Rose adventure game?
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
RockPusher: Thank you Cori. Thank you Cameron. I fear this will be another Talking Sim game that I will spend many hours on. lrrSHINE unarmeHeart
DipneaDragon: Oh, Cori does or did SCA?
Gaz_L: is the security hoodie on deck?
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (JUMP SCARE! The Gang is back together for another Dark Picture Anthology game! Game: The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (1:38 from now).
drcthulu: Jump scare Serge
gsyhiap: lrrWOW
Juliamon: Reminder: it's an hour later than usual!
lackingsanity: lmao
Kaorti: well then
Kaorti: huh
RockPusher: gabyLul
Lysander_salamander: :D
TheMerricat: lol
noSmokeFire: if you're part of a wolf pack it's a fursona
ContingentCat: oo special beej
Juliamon: I'm glad to see more Beejhaven, he really seemed to get into it last time
Invitare: Mozart always gets an encore
drcthulu: Ooh Dominaria remastered would be fun to watch
RockPusher: Watch + Cafe with a Mozart Murder Mystery
Gekyouryuu: The color twelve is SUCH a good Venture Bros. deep cut
SymphonicLolita: dabits
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Sorator13: o/
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
MrSwissLion: We must ask you to leave so I can confer with the brothers
TimIAm: !next
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gualdhar: oh, Let's Nope is starting late? damn
Juliamon: Yes
Earthenone: !next
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Lysander_salamander: !next
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jessieimproved: Lurkers help me I know you're out there. I'm trying to come up with a cartoon (video game?) character. An enemy that is basically a big squared off head with beefy arms. Kind of orange or flesh colored. The image is in my head.