ButButTheJesus: X gon give it to ya?
BusTed: How nice.
graal_smith: The poisoned inhaler
SnackPak_: blat blat
iarethel0ser: So generous.
Lysander_salamander: darn
sawstruck: he's got a knife
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
BusTed: He's just being a creeper.
MilkInBags: can't a dude just want some hair
TheWriterAleph: died from fright
MegaDosX: I think you made the right call
TehAmelie: faked out by prophetic visions, that's new
public_key_reveal_party: caw caw
MegaDosX: So what did he cut her ear or something?
DentedPockets: Cause drugs from a guy with a knife can't be poisonous, right?
Akaiatana: Serge: the birds is a major plot fork, it happens in all games
ButterBall000: And a directional microphone
Juliamon: Oh right, he's making mannequins of them, so he took some of her hair
uchihab7: Birds mean like big path update serge
frozenphoenix7: Well. "Safe"
TehAmelie: he cut a lock of hair. but it was really in there
ladylinzington: so....open your lungs more to the gas, good idea
HadesLeprechaun: crowd the person that just had an asthma attack
TehAmelie: or the knife was really dull
saucemaster5000: Dummy says "HEY!"
Lysander_salamander: great
Dreamlettuce: No on would wear such an expensive hat.
laundreydhull: or- The Raven Man!?
BusTed: BabyRage
Lysander_salamander: Wow they worked so hard to make us happy for them to die
Makrosian_Tae: "mom said I could stay up late!"
shendaras: Seems like someone should ask how she got the inhaler?
IzumiDei: Daddy Death can get it.. idec
saucemaster5000: This guy is raven mad
SeaDiegoFC: He was so condenscending last time when everyone died
ButterBall000: So much poop
Mischievous_Catgeist: ian would approve
Seth_Erickson: That's rude mr. library man
gnomedeplume572: Unless it's a ... bird library
laundreydhull: I mean, lrrBEN (Erin)should at least turn in for the night.
SymphonicLolita: I'd pay good money for birds
MegaDosX: This guy gives such big eldritch being energy
TheWriterAleph: "I'm just writing stuff down, don't you blame me for this."
itira: tqsSmug
BusTed: 🤔
MilkInBags: Right, Adam? :)
saucemaster5000: Adam knows why
laundreydhull: Not sure if it's her name...
iarethel0ser: "You should help them make poor choices"
raulghoulia: deep breath? not cool
HadesLeprechaun: "take a deep breath" are you making fun of the asthmatic??
Lordofironstorm: Kate sounds like she's faking an American accent
laundreydhull: lrrJAMES did something wrong!?
SymphonicLolita: ok, get his ass
Juliamon: Lordofironstorm She is, VA is Irish
saucemaster5000: welp, been a jerk, time to complain about cigarettes
SeaDiegoFC: He needs a damn smoke
ogundiety: I thought you were kidding about how bad he is
TheWriterAleph: whole team is babies
Decaped: hahaha, he looked hurt
Ryxiene: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
MegaDosX: Oh shut the fuck up
Lordofironstorm: @Juliamon I was going to guess some kind of Scandinavian
MegaDosX: I hate most of these people so much
TheWarDoctor8: She doesn't show the inhaler?
brainbosh: Anyone going to mention that it gave her the inhaler?
Lysander_salamander: I thought they were stuck there?
arcaneIllumination: Why not show the fact that you now have your inhaler when you didn't have it before?
SymphonicLolita: the ladies know not to question creepy things in the dark
MegaDosX: Go off on your own Charlie, that always works well in a horror movie
BusTed: damn, got sarcastic clapped
NotCainNorAbel: I'm positive he left
frozenphoenix7: Fine. I'm *positive* this is a bad idea
Ryxiene: NotLikeThis
MilkInBags: ok she's dead now
Juliamon: also, Eric and Kate are exes
AkiraBalance27: They cant be being paid enough for this
frozenphoenix7: Why are we SPLITTING UP
DentedPockets: "lets split up, gang!"
Seth_Erickson: They immediately leave her alone LUL
SeaDiegoFC: Let's all split up gang!
TheMerricat: So chat, as a late comer, am I reading the characters correctly? The gals actually have a fucking clue and the guys are just assholes?
AtLeast17Grapes: Is it me or is this dialogue just incredibly awkward?
frozenphoenix7: God these people want to die
brainbosh: Aren't they like the third group for the hotel from notes found?
Makrosian_Tae: @TheMerricat Not wrong
saucemaster5000: sorry, Erin, could I grab your inhaler too? thanks
mulligan2six: Splitting the party is always a good idea
Juliamon: TheMerricat I don't think any of them have a clue tbh
Eggmojii: @AtLeast17Grapes no more than any other Dark Pictures game
Electrodyne: wait when does Remi Malek turn into the wendigo
Lordofironstorm: New goal: Kill Charlie
MegaDosX: Oh my god can we defenestrate him
public_key_reveal_party: did ben get a new tattoo?
AtLeast17Grapes: @Eggmojii That explains it
AtLeast17Grapes: Stair master
MegaDosX: Now that's a sentence out of context
frozenphoenix7: @TheMerricat Like, 2 of the girls have something resembling clues, the rest are out of it
dasfr_: it was 178
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP
laundreydhull: is this how the LRR Crew goes about crap shots sometimes?
SentientRatKing: The dialgogue is awkward and the characters kind of shift around a lot in how reasonable they are. Sometimes they're kinda normal other times they just make horror movie logic decisions. Well except Charlie who has always been an ass.
dasfr_: or 179
Mischievous_Catgeist: 2 people died
public_key_reveal_party: whomstve?
saucemaster5000: The sense of pacing died
HadesLeprechaun: smacked a fly
Akaiatana: What about Raincoat?
Makrosian_Tae: Argy Bargy
laundreydhull: wait 180 days without incident...(?)
BusTed: Maybe you need a UV light.
MegaDosX: What a useless business card
SymphonicLolita: bad card
DentedPockets: Fuck kinda business card is that!
iarethel0ser: Invisible ink on the back.
BusTed: goals
boredkid07: oh
MegaDosX: Oh can we make that happen
saucemaster5000: k, don't do that
public_key_reveal_party: yaaaaay!!!!
tidehollowcat: Let's make that happen!
NarishmaReborn: optimistic
SeaDiegoFC: I'm ok with that one
MegaDosX: Goals tbh
TheWriterAleph: ah, playing hooky
TheMerricat: "Goal unlocked"
NotCainNorAbel: I'm thinking positive now
TehAmelie: the rib tickler
ButButTheJesus: my torso! I need that!
frozenphoenix7: Wow, didn't know Charlie was a DBD fan
Alex_Frostfire: Meathook Massacre is banned though
public_key_reveal_party: fell for it hook, line, and sinker?
Makrosian_Tae: "I never thought the serial killer would kill ME" -- Man who wanted serial killers
laundreydhull: nono, that could be it for the replica Tourist Trap.
Seth_Erickson: we're trapped NotLikeThis
laundreydhull: 180 days without an incident...
TheWriterAleph: unplayable.
SymphonicLolita: immersion gone!!!
Akaiatana: Time to race cases!
Decaped: 180 days without not an incident, you mean?
saucemaster5000: I bet somebody got fired for that blunder
pn55: The roadie in Ben is not pleased.
Serpens77: or maybe it's jsut an indication that whoever put them doesn't know what they're doing Kappa
laundreydhull: thanks game, lrrBEN hates it.
ButterBall000: 70s horror was good thouhg
fiftymcnasty: Van Price?
gundamschwing: Vincent Van Price
thefightnerd: The famed horror painter, Vincent Van Price
BjjBrain: van lol
saucemaster5000: Love me vincent van price
Lordofironstorm: Vincent Van Price
Lordofironstorm: Vincent Gogh
NotCainNorAbel: giv er
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MegaDosX: Does he need to use the card to jimmy it open?
frozenphoenix7: D-Pad to use business card?
Drathak: needs a million times more fog for one of those movies though
doubledbear: Vincent the Price
MaillouxB: Did you try wiggling it instead of jiggling it?
laundreydhull: lrrSERGE fantasies over 20th century horror?
Makrosian_Tae: My vincent will be the price that strikes the heavens
BusTed: This is a game of bit chicken.
BusTed: Let's see who flinches first.
Decaped: has anyone gone on an HH Holmes rant yet? I missed the first stream
MegaDosX: Isn't his thing using business cards to open locked drawers?
Mischievous_Catgeist: dont you have an item
NotCainNorAbel: this will be the best highlight real
MegaDosX: Because that's definitely how you unlock a drawer
public_key_reveal_party: I forget the game, but there was a game that had an easter egg where you needed to do something like, 92 times in order to trigger it with no hints
SymphonicLolita: #hax
ButterBall000: Oh, Aperture Science
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
vellebastet: OMFG
vellebastet: seabatClap LUL
saucemaster5000: It's a wizard's credit card
iarethel0ser: He's a wizard.
eric_christian_berg: A little on-the-nose.
frozenphoenix7: 1992 eh
arcaneIllumination: Who's next, Grim Tuesday?
Ryxiene: Sunset Valley LUL
matthaus_c: g-g-g-g-ghosts?!
SymphonicLolita: that's almost as bad as the old folk's home in the town my grandma lives called "Almost Home"
itomeshi: Silver Spring - it'd take an hour drive, but I can go check that lead.
pn55: @SymphonicLolita Oh god. A little on the nose eh?
tidehollowcat: Courtesy of Ian!
SkylerRingtail: Ahahaha
BusTed: The payoff.
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
public_key_reveal_party: o7
zeathean: Oh
matthaus_c: you're fine, for some reason
Mischievous_Catgeist: you are here
frank_the_great: Bye!
NotCainNorAbel: lol
Spirillosis: LUL
Ryxiene: SeemsGood
zeathean: the payoff
JarofGoats: o7
AkiraBalance27: whelp
MegaDosX: We can still see you right now
Seth_Erickson: Goodbye o7
milkydeew: o7
MegaDosX: Somehow
Juliamon: Ask Ian
ghyllnox: o/
ButterBall000: Break time!
RockPusher: Windows you suck
bobokiddo: o7
philippekav: bye
doubledbear: lol
NotCainNorAbel: Thank Heather
TheWriterAleph: h... hello?
ladylinzington: o7
SquidVorb: o7
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
TheWarDoctor8: o7
drcthulu: o7
zasiah: o7
matthaus_c: welp
iarethel0ser: o7
frozenphoenix7: There it goes
BusTed: rayfkWelp
doubledbear: o7
Mischievous_Catgeist: rip
tidehollowcat: It was Ian
MegaDosX: Oop
Nigouki: welp
circusofkirkus: and there it goes
AkiraBalance27: sayonara
SeaDiegoFC: and there it goes
YawnLance: Farewell
PotatoWraiths: LOL
Ryxiene: o7
zeathean: wow
MegaDosX: There it goes
Diabore: there it is
Ryenji: o7
zeathean: it happened
Lordofironstorm: F
SmithKurosaki: F
gnomedeplume572: o7
SymphonicLolita: good ol windows update
Vanbael: o7
dasfr_: o7
violetblight: lmao
empyreon: o7
vellebastet: o7
SnackPak_: rip-a-roni
matthaus_c: no longer fine
PMAvers: Hello, highlight reel!
frank_the_great: 07
DEATHlikescats: Welp
varmintx0: rip
NimrodXIV: "Did somebody schedule an up"
xantos69: We will miss you
terribleplan: Someone did schedule an up-
sporkraptor: byeeeeee
Makrosian_Tae: And there they GOOOOO
DiscordianTokkan: o7
PotatoWraiths: there it went
Clad_in_Red: And there we go
Saintnex: F
hatboozeparty: lrrFINE
Ivalenz_: Patch Tuesday....
gsyhiap: Thanks, Microsoft
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeO7
blip2004: the ol second tuesday of the month bit
vellebastet: F
SmoreThanAFeelin: F
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: uhhhh you're still hereeeee and goodbye
SurfDownstage: o7
caffiended: o7
violetblight: the real horror was updates
Welbog: F
Clad_in_Red: all is lost
SkylerRingtail: Darn, didn't even spook 'em
SpoonfullOfSugar: no Up was scheduled
cmdrelk: lmao
Spirillosis: ennsGolf
onetrueseth: boogins!
Serpens77: "Did somebody schedule an up-"
SquidVorb: F
shendaras: Oh, goodbye
public_key_reveal_party: did someone schedule an up indeed
IzumiDei: rip
saucemaster5000: Sorry, I did schedule an Up
MaillouxB: Darn jumpscares
SmoreThanAFeelin: o7
DeM0nFiRe: benginO7
Manae: mattlrHeck
Shadwhawk: Now when they come back, Serge will be dead
WiJohn: o7
TehAmelie: i for one blame Serge reading "int." as "international"
Seth_Erickson: Oh Let's Nope we hardly knew ye
Stormthius: 07
Lordofironstorm: Death by Windows update
doubledbear: Just as planned
Ryxiene: The real villain was Windows update all along
zeanith_helfire: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Serpens77: taken by Candlejack
diceinbox: rip and dip brothers
land_manatee: Schedule a what?! I must know!
SentientRatKing: hehe good timing on the final word
AkiraBalance27: oh no the game got them
ghyllnox: Sorry Heather!
Pteraspidomorphi: Okay then, see you all tomorrow for watch+play
TheMerricat: lol
Mischievous_Catgeist: and h.h.holmes took them all
TheWarDoctor8: RIP PC, Win Updates
lochnessseammonster: the devil in the computer!
shendaras: lrrSPOOPY
dasfr_: run ads LuL
SmithKurosaki: It's Update Tuesday
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I hope this closes out the 2023 highlightss
Roger_Job329: hmmmm.. shenanigans
TheWarDoctor8: @lochnessseammonster lol
Earthenone: glad i made it for the live update
SymphonicLolita: oh my god I just got a notification for the update too LUL
IzumiDei: whata great stream guys see you next week
stevefromdetroit: and they were never heard from again
KeytarCat: So where do we load back?
Ristow: now the board says 184...
thefightnerd: welp
rembe0: 2spooky2stream?
xVeinFirex: Oh I see I wasn't the only one having issues
TheMerricat: think of it this way chat we get a second chance at hearing the intro audio when they go live again. :D
stevefromdetroit: sergeSipp
SergeYager: hi chat
SquidVorb: did someone clip that?
Juliamon: hi Serge
Makrosian_Tae: @Ristow Very good. I like this joke
zeathean: someone should call Ian for support
DoctorHutch: Gee I wonder what happened lrrBEEJ
empyreon: "did someone schedule an up-"
TheWarDoctor8: Hi Serge
SergeYager: how you doing?
Seth_Erickson: Hiya Serge
RockPusher: Give them 10min at least
doubledbear: The devil were the updates along the way
AkiraBalance27: best stream we've had
BusTed: For the full story, check the Sunday VOD.
hieroglyphica: hi serge!
saucemaster5000: Hi serge!
matthaus_c: big chillin
SmithKurosaki: hi serge
stevefromdetroit: Hi Serge and/or Jo
Calaban161: Ian and Heather did that in Rhythm Cafe
Mischievous_Catgeist: hi safety hoody
Seth_Erickson: Max Chillin
DEATHlikescats: Updates take a while too
tidehollowcat: Everybody say "thank you Ian"
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: sup serge
Drathak: benginO7
vellebastet: hi, Serge!
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IzumiDei: oh hi @SergeYager how are YOU doing
ButButTheJesus: @SergeYager lookout there's a hat guy behind you!
DEATHlikescats: So…. How’s chat feeling?
serramarkov: Rahr, see y'all when you get thru again, I'm not going anywhere.
SergeYager: way to go windows update. right on time
laundreydhull: so in theory, the "mother" is likely the thin man's conscious and therefore if something were to happen to her person, the Thin Man will go beserk and attempt to kill everyone?
AkiraBalance27: LOL villains
ghyllnox: Pretty okay!
unicornly: I guess hydration and meds reminders?
Diabore: hi serge!
LordZarano: Don't be a snitch, chat
matthaus_c: windows update just wanted to be included :(
steelfox13: Why'd you break it Serge? Too scary?
thefightnerd: is the stream going to return tonight?
Ivalenz_: !break
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blepharic: lrrSPOOPY
Juliamon: thefightnerd Yes
ghyllnox: Chat will *always* snitch
circusofkirkus: the spookiest thing: unexpected windows updates
Mischievous_Catgeist: well i guess i can go check my laundry now
SmithKurosaki: omg
doubledbear: The devil was in rhythm cafe
ghyllnox: Several hundred people keeping a secret isn't happening
AkiraBalance27: lmao "it tells them before they shut down"
AkiraBalance27: it did not
IzumiDei: *Cue Jeopardy Music*
TemporallyAwry: I really hope that makes it into the highlight reel
stevefromdetroit: must be one heck of an update
pn55: WIndows is fickle about how long it gives you to prepare yourself.
saucemaster5000: welp. What's everyone's favorite sandwich?
NotCainNorAbel: I'll have to say, I really didn't think this would pay off
DoctorHutch: It was Ian in the Streaming room with Windows Update!
stevefromdetroit: i like a nice rubuen or a cuban
laundreydhull: any followings to that theory? Since nobody in the group has died yet. And the encounter Erin had could've provoked this Thin Man, just out of speculation.
SmithKurosaki: Im now without Lets Nope while I'm waiting for brownies
SquidVorb: Windows 11 incoming
BusTed: @stevefromdetroit Solid.
RockPusher: Heather making work for Heather
TehAmelie: i'm having a mango shrimp taco. yums
vellebastet: @saucemaster5000 Peanut butter. Nothing else on it
AkiraBalance27: @DoctorHutch Old Man Horner??!
SymphonicLolita: grilled cheese
DEATHlikescats: @saucemaster5000 bacon lettuce avocado and tomato. But the bacon has to be THICC
Juliamon: The real joke's on Heather, who will have to edit this together
SmithKurosaki: @vellebastet If you like honey, add that to PB toast
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
matthaus_c: lrrSIG
stevefromdetroit: ayyyy
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
xantos69: I made popcorn for the stream, but earlier for dinner I made pork and shrimp dumplings
TheWarDoctor8: PogChamp
Mischievous_Catgeist: we back!
sporkraptor: I'm having a frozen enchilada :P but hey it's food... oh hai!
Diabore: back!
AkiraBalance27: quick update
vellebastet: Not a bad idea
terribleplan: lrrSIG lrrSIG
gsyhiap: lrrSIG
ladylinzington: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SeaDiegoFC: roll the intro!
sporkraptor: *dances*
unicornly: movie sign!
Mischievous_Catgeist: now retake the intro with feeling this time
NotCainNorAbel: glad it was a quick update
drcthulu: lrrSIG
vellebastet: seabatClap
SergeYager: h'ok, we're back ish
matthaus_c: pipes too fat for the update
Makrosian_Tae: DING DING DING We have a STREAMER
gnomedeplume572: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SnackPak_: alright, from the top
SergeYager: give us a sec
ButterBall000: Everybody enjoying Heather's mandatory break time?
vellebastet: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
doubledbear: Take two lets goooooooo
IzumiDei: Welcome back friends
itira: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ghyllnox: No sound still
mochabeanie: what happened
circusofkirkus: SergeYager your sabotage failed
SmithKurosaki: No worries Serge :)
SymphonicLolita: thats so funny omg
WhirlwindAbyss: and back
matthaus_c: oh boy, windows update has a history of messing with broadcast software, doesn't it
DEATHlikescats: Heck yea we’re live!
Makrosian_Tae: We're all going to act like nothing happened and the stream just began, right?
steelfox13: It lives!
azninsect: oh, oh i thought my internet had died
Lordofironstorm: Wow, I can't wait for the very start of a Let's Nope stream!
SymphonicLolita: windows update-based warfare
CastleOtranto: Ell Oh, and may I add, Ell
SergeYager: lets see if the update ruined anything
ghyllnox: This was fairly intentional timing
IzumiDei: @Makrosian_Tae oh of course
ghyllnox: Wheeee
laundreydhull: Encore intro, chat?
empyreon: @saucemaster5000 an infrequent guilty pleasure of mine is a grilled cheese with peanut butter. Has to be cheese singles and smooth pb.
Ryxiene: HeyGuys
Juliamon: They were hoping the update would jumpscare Serge.
stevefromdetroit: hi Ben
TheWriterAleph: LUL
circusofkirkus: hi :)
Lysander_salamander: what happened?
Mischievous_Catgeist: maybe update fixed the intro
stevefromdetroit: so much
azninsect: ohhhhhh
MilkInBags: chaos orb!
MegaDosX: You back!
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Mischievous_Catgeist: mic 5
ghyllnox: o/
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
frozenphoenix7: Ghost stream!
azninsect: ghosts
invickthus: so many friends!
SnackPak_: ooo
laundreydhull: cool podcast secrets . . .
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: @empyreon ooh interesting choice. Respect.
itira: seabatUseless
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
Dreamlettuce: More than zero.
gsyhiap: Oh noooo
TheWriterAleph: lrrSPOOP ZONE
vellebastet: seabatClap
thefightnerd: i guess they did all die in the game and real life
terribleplan: back-ish is the best
TemporallyAwry: #BlameIan lrrIAN
karlmartin001: The count is up to 185 - they all ghosts now
matthaus_c: *cocks gun* OS is haunted
gsyhiap: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
ghyllnox: You need to thank Heather for that one
quillilian: Hurray! I caught up from the VOD
public_key_reveal_party: "auto" update....
SmithKurosaki: Perfect for Lets Nope lrrSPOOP
doubledbear: They didn't see this clip huh?
DEATHlikescats: Lil Einstein
terribleplan: camera WB?
tidehollowcat: Ian scheduled it for exactly 6:28.
SymphonicLolita: 10/10
xantos69: As somebody who works in IT. I feel the constant pain of forced Windows updates.
SquidVorb: I can no longer see through Ben
TheWriterAleph: thanks, bill gates
stevefromdetroit: waiiiit a second? thats a green screen and not a very large kallax / expadit shelf
HadesLeprechaun: Windows: "Im helping!"
PMAvers: I mean, Windows is just doing what it was told to do.
ghyllnox: No no, this was manually scheduled
karlmartin001: Wait they still didn't know it was Ian and Heather? :O
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NarishmaReborn: heather's fault
itomeshi: Do I need to make WURT - the Windows Update Repair Tool - again? It's been about 15 years since I made that...
Juliamon: In this case, it's not Windows' fault
Pteraspidomorphi: xantos69: There are... ways around it
Seth_Erickson: Listen usually I'm all for hating Windows but this one appears to be Ian's fault
Eggmojii: @stevefromdetroit got em
tidehollowcat: It was manually scheduled by Ian
WhirlwindAbyss: will it was told to
SmithKurosaki: @stevefromdetroit Background is from multiple moonbases ago
eric_christian_berg: I had a gaming group whose motto was "Stop helping!"
mambearz: Hellllooo💖
public_key_reveal_party: yeah... not window's fault
xantos69: @Pteraspidomorphi There sure are. Any my boss won't approve any of them.
LordZarano: 18:25 actually
doubledbear: Classic Heather and Ian shenanigans
karlmartin001: Can't wait for their reaction when they find out what happened :D
YeomanAres: sake it away terge
matthaus_c: the paper triggering a windows update would have been genius
MegaDosX: Like that book that made the game crash in the last one
saucemaster5000: there was that paper in "house of ashes" that did that yeah
empyreon: @saucemaster5000 SeemsGood
Calaban161: @LoadingReadyRun Ian and Heather scheduled it specifically to spook you
LordZarano: 18:30 exactly would have been too suspicious
NimrodXIV: like the book that crashed the game in the last one
frozenphoenix7: I mean, when James tried to open a book in one of these before, it kept crashing the game
SymphonicLolita: it's like the old win98 games that would open your CD slot on command
LordZarano: Don't be a snitch, chat
laundreydhull: tl;dr Crapshot Notes
ThingsOnMyStream: Random scripts on the floor? Is the the LRR moonbase?
BrindleBoar: frozenphoenix7 that's because it's a call of cthulhu game Kappa
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laundreydhull: right then down stream
BusTed: It is true.
YawnLance: There's a clip
brainbosh: They very obviously went through your luggage
zeathean: yes yes they did
AkiraBalance27: literal highlight
Mischievous_Catgeist: there is a clip to prove it
public_key_reveal_party: there is a clip
itira: omg hahaha
tidehollowcat: They sure dicd
karlmartin001: Look at the clip!
NimrodXIV: wow Snitch Chat
RockPusher: I think Ian was under the impression Windows would actually warn you
brainbosh: They stole his smokes too!
empyreon: receipts on that one lol
itira: thats so fuggin good lolol
ghyllnox: Literally yes
Ryxiene: Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited
circusofkirkus: based
doubledbear: good stuff
frozenphoenix7: It's *JUST BLOOD*
SymphonicLolita: "it's just blood" bro...........
MegaDosX: "It's just blood" what the goddamn is wrong with you
arcaneIllumination: "just" blood.
Ryxiene: jump scare~
LunarJade: I said it as a joke but Ian definitely did some follow through
lochnessseammonster: lrrHEATHER lrrSHINE
Lordofironstorm: Charlie has seen some things
BusTed: Haha.
MegaDosX: Goddamnit I hate this man so much
Lysander_salamander: who do we get to eat?
doubledbear: The reboot warning was probably under the game
BusTed: Serge is on board.
ghyllnox: LUL
Lordofironstorm: Based
BrindleBoar: whooooo would drag a dead animal in on the carpets?
TehAmelie: that's a stretch, remember, we had dinner, it was wine
SmithKurosaki: Heck ye serge
duckace11: wow you know you are a bad gy when serge wants you dead
Makrosian_Tae: Kill. The. Asshole!
Austere_Squire: maybe they dragged a dead animal into the house, you know, like people do
Lordofironstorm: Charlie, that's a recording
ghyllnox: CORI
TheWriterAleph: you hear a voice and you think he's still here? you dope
gnomedeplume572: No Cori. We're going to *star* in a snuff film
laundreydhull: it's a recorder bro
empyreon: Hoodie to maximum safety
christhehammer: That you twitch for not telling me you all went back online 😑
MegaDosX: I want to reach through the screen and strangle Charlie, good lord
Seth_Erickson: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
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SeaDiegoFC: What song is this, blue knees?
Seth_Erickson: it could even be nothing I suppose
duckace11: I wonder if the counter is just the number of guests that have stayed includeding those who have escaped somehow
stevefromdetroit: it could even be a boat
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Wicker_Guide: "Don't worry, there's nothing over here except this copy of To Serve Man!"
SnackPak_: flawless system
uchihab7: Serge just cause ur character dies doesnt mean u get to leave
public_key_reveal_party: mario 64 thwomp is that you?
SymphonicLolita: hm.
karlmartin001: I want to play a game?
TheWriterAleph: uh ohhhh grabbieees
matthaus_c: is Rami Malik behind this one too
Lordofironstorm: Charlie is the kind of person who would've screamed and dived for cover when he saw The Arrival of a Train
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c yes. It's in his contract.
BusTed: That's where the window is.
SmithKurosaki: Dumet is into Dead by Daylight, huh?
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NotCainNorAbel: Stay!
MegaDosX: Choose!
HadesLeprechaun: duck? lol
emberBecky: I mean we know what the character woudl do
stevefromdetroit: crouch
Ryxiene: mattlrFine
matthaus_c: but thou must
Lordofironstorm: Illusion of Choice~
AkiraBalance27: no winning?
NotCainNorAbel: seabatCHOICE
Lysander_salamander: neat
SymphonicLolita: uhhh
duckace11: @HadesLeprechaun you rang? Kappa
public_key_reveal_party: dangit dude, you had one job
MilkInBags: seabatCHOICE
RockPusher: OH NOSE!!!
Eggmojii: That's playing dirty damn
SeaDiegoFC: illusion of choice!
gsyhiap: F
AkiraBalance27: at least he made a noble attempt
stevefromdetroit: he's probably fine
TheWriterAleph: he's probably okay
RealGamerCow: He got the Jake Gittes
Lysander_salamander: jam
matthaus_c: oh it was a tomato person
terribleplan: Did the counter go up?
BrindleBoar: no body means he's okay
saucemaster5000: Erin really is trying to fuck with your shoot charlie
Lordofironstorm: How is he not bleeding?
laundreydhull: yea when I first saw blood I realized, "how did no one here have a flashlight before entering the corridor?"
Lordofironstorm: I thought the guy cut his nose
duckace11: did the counter change?
HadesLeprechaun: lets never talk about this
public_key_reveal_party: "are you kidding, this is a great shot?"
MegaDosX: He should also probably be bleeding a bit more
BusTed: @Lordofironstorm Separate animation.
TheWarDoctor8: So they're collecting DNA?
TheAinMAP: FallHalp
TheWriterAleph: murder house! murder house!!
drcthulu: I'm just waiting for the saw character to show up and be like do you want to play a game?
matthaus_c: trapped in Adam's Gamehaus
Diabore: iron bars stupids
Eggmojii: HAHAHAHA
SmithKurosaki: Murder House!
public_key_reveal_party: why are you pulling?
saucemaster5000: do they think they're the hulk?
stevefromdetroit: it's a push to exit
TheMerricat: Chat, does the guy look a bit like Gary Oldman to anyone else?
PMAvers: *Danganronpa music kicks in*
Eggmojii: No need to run, we're all gonna watch Willow
laundreydhull: a memento?
public_key_reveal_party: gwenth paltrow?
thefightnerd: her weapon is a magic crystal!
matthaus_c: bought from Lorna Schlitzwhistle
SmithKurosaki: @Eggmojii I wish it was lit better
BrowneePoints: oh god no please not freaking Woo
DentedPockets: But... it is a rock...
Juliamon: but it *is* a rock
SeaDiegoFC: Dammmnn
BrowneePoints: DRAG HER ASS
vellebastet: lrrWOW
sorrow_of_aria: This guy talks like Nathan Fielder
MegaDosX: Shots fired
TheWriterAleph: i would safe if i held onto The Rock too
Makrosian_Tae: WOW
stevefromdetroit: !advice
LRRbot: Wedges are the way to go.
laundreydhull: or "meme" mentos? LUL
PotatoWraiths: jesus christ they're minerals
ladylinzington: it's a mineral jesus christ marie
itira: oooo
goombalax: nobody effin asked you dude
NimrodXIV: oooooo
gnomedeplume572: Snaps
Seth_Erickson: damn shots fired from both courts
MegaDosX: The clapback!
Mischievous_Catgeist: roasted
BrowneePoints: Nah, it's correct. Get therapy, not rocks
CastleOtranto: I'm sure I'm not the first to ask this, but why does that dude sounds like Ray Romano?
BusTed: "I got a rock."
SnackPak_: damn
frank_the_great: Pearl was my favorite character
stevefromdetroit: it can be used as a weapon
EricTheOrange: so dude you against anti anxiety meds as well?
stevefromdetroit: probably
SnowbirdMike: Dude sounds like Kermit with a two pack a day habit
Seth_Erickson: Remember when she said she didn't want to waste anytime
Seth_Erickson: I remember
public_key_reveal_party: @BrowneePoints I mean, doing both is also an option to be fair
TheMerricat: And it turned out that he was actually setting up a OnlyFans!
Eggmojii: Booooo
MegaDosX: What is happening with the camera on him
Lordofironstorm: Uh huh, sure buddy
matthaus_c: fourth option: Sheeeeeeeeesh
laundreydhull: wait, what did he say?
EricTheOrange: jeeze lady can you give a compliment without having a backhanded insult in it
SymphonicLolita: : |
Diabore: what do you want us to say?
saucemaster5000: Just once I'd love to play one of these through only choosing "say nothing"
Eggmojii: What
laundreydhull: my connection got cut off for a moment...
laundreydhull: oof.
PotatoWraiths: Jack. Ass.
gnomedeplume572: This. Guy. Can. Fuck. Off.
TheMerricat: Chat, never 'blame' your decisions on the other partner, not even backhandedly like saying "I turned it down because it would take me away from you". It's a shitty thing to do
DEATHlikescats: Found him!
SentientRatKing: Buh putting a major decision on her presence when he wasn't communicating in the first place. Not great dude.
AkiraBalance27: good question
ladylinzington: has that man EVER taken responsibility for a decision he's made?
drcthulu: door gnomes
RassilonDND: use the crystal to lockpick?
Eggmojii: God damn, Supermassive Games are masters of writing unlikable characters.
BrowneePoints: OH! That's the gal from Chernobyl!
BusTed: And to no doubt cut someone/thing in a critical moment.
BrowneePoints: I knew I recognized her face!
goombalax: is it chekov's crystal? does it end up in someone's eye?
Eggmojii: That's the game consistency
SentientRatKing: Merricat said it all better than me.
TehAmelie: who drew that perfect circle on the picture? did they use a glass?
DEATHlikescats: BFF murdered?
MilkInBags: so, a normal person?
saucemaster5000: always around strangling people
ladylinzington: that's Richard Armitage
BrowneePoints: She's the lady from last year's MEN as well!
public_key_reveal_party: Hulk Hogan and Triple H in one game?
Lordofironstorm: "I told her not to date John Strangleman"
DEATHlikescats: @ladylinzington not enough blood drinking
Juliamon: accent slip there
BrowneePoints: I KNEW I recognized her
DentedPockets: The hell is campus security doing if you can't be outside on your own?
EricTheOrange: if a campus needs a priority buddy system you campus has a seriousproblem
saucemaster5000: there's been a lot of wonky accent work in this one
Diabore: mind the gap
sawstruck: anyone else think the voice acting is a bit....emotionless?
stevefromdetroit: use the crystal
BusTed: owwwww
Ryxiene: mattlrFine
BusTed: couldn't have happened to a better guy
EricTheOrange: wow cori
TheWriterAleph: icky
matthaus_c: oh fuck yeah bud
doubledbear: The illuuuuuuuuuusion of choice
goombalax: choo choo charles!
drcthulu: charlie fingies
laundreydhull: so the whole crew knows about the Raincoat Six Man groundskeeper?
public_key_reveal_party: Cori drew first blood
Diabore: didnt X fast enough
EricTheOrange: Cori can't mash?
Eggmojii: wow good line
saucemaster5000: I think it's cool
SeaDiegoFC: What would have happened if we failed that?
Seth_Erickson: zoomed in on the feet smh
RealGamerCow: I've closed my finger in a car door that locked. It's not a good time
TheWriterAleph: chawleee! that really hurt!
SymphonicLolita: ahhhh not the fingiesss
violetblight: ow
frozenphoenix7: @SeaDiegoFC I think they did fail that?
Ryxiene: I think it....moderately bad xD
DEATHlikescats: Wiki feet updated
Eggmojii: no way im going hard
saucemaster5000: that's his smoking hand!
gnomedeplume572: That felt like a really hard to succeed mash
BrowneePoints: WAIT!
WiJohn: So she has unresolved trauma about leaving her friend alone and the friend getting killed and she just left PA girl with a murder man around? Sus
HadesLeprechaun: still looking for those good shots?
ladylinzington: oh NOW he wants to leave
Lordofironstorm: She didn't bind his fingers
thefightnerd: too bad they didn't bring their cameras with them to record this. This is good shit!
laundreydhull: the trapdoor!?
MilkInBags: charlie got his fingers bit
arcaneIllumination: She wrapped everything but the fingers!
Austere_Squire: at least he wants to get everyone out and not just himself?
TehAmelie: maybe the game hates Charlie too
Seth_Erickson: he's holding his lighter in his messed up hand
violetblight: god my hands hurt hearing that
TheMerricat: @SeaDiegoFC willing to bet that if they succeeded Charlie would pull his hand out before it got smashed...
matthaus_c: now the other hand
SymphonicLolita: LUL
goombalax: maybe his fingers are fine but his skin is all shredded
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahha
MilkInBags: try with his head
brainbosh: At this point you start trying to break through the drywall
ghyllnox: Why are you holding the lighter with your fucked up hand?
BusTed: @MilkInBags good reference, chat member
Eggmojii: oh yeah that is Paul Kaye
Tripleyew: Mrs. Potts, the mastermind of this torture-fest
public_key_reveal_party: you know, this place would have been a lot cheaper to renovate without the shifting walls?
Eggmojii: That's what the mask is...
Lordofironstorm: My prediction is that someone's blackmailing Du'met to do this
laundreydhull: "New Snerge's" Redemption confirmed?
TehAmelie: the wall intersections we saw looked steel reinforced. but yeah i'd try
Ryxiene: Yeah, I think those two victims just swapped for you guys xD
Makrosian_Tae: Bless you, Adam
stevefromdetroit: they got du'ped
SmithKurosaki: What's Jessie Buckley known for btw?
Makrosian_Tae: You're my hero
matthaus_c: gotta be du'mets baby love du'mets let's go du'mets baby
Drathak: Have they title dropped yet?
saucemaster5000: They cut the when they saw it tested bad. Not good for DUMetrics
BusTed: gottemmm
dasfr_: LuL
Eggmojii: Classic
SymphonicLolita: got brick wall'd
public_key_reveal_party: real fake doors
Ryxiene: LUL LUL
TheWriterAleph: this house is a gd legend of zelda dungeon
RealGamerCow: When do they end up in the gas chamber?
BusTed: I would pee on your wall.
Seth_Erickson: you walk up there and they're just pissing on the wall
Mischievous_Catgeist: and then the guy just pees on the wall
BrowneePoints: okay so Jamie is Gloria Obianyo who y'all might recognize as Uriel from Good Omens
laundreydhull: fake doors
MilkInBags: it would be more infuriating if it leads to the bathroom, but it's a fake toilet that's bricked
BusTed: Damn.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: and Charlie is Paul Kaye, who played Thoros of Myr in Game of Thrones
Saintnex: The frail one
Eggmojii: Who actually built the replica hotel? Surely one of the contractors saw some red flags
saucemaster5000: oh good it's bioshock
PMAvers: Yeah, you lift the lid on the toilet, and the entire basin of it is just bricked over.
xantos69: Oh Serge dies first 100% in a real life LRR horror situation.
matthaus_c: Erin is gonna get out of this meaner than a Predator
frozenphoenix7: You know, I don't think the child is real
TehAmelie: even better, after you sit down a brick wall slides into place
stevefromdetroit: who just stores furniture under the stairs like that
BjjBrain: resident evil vibes
MilkInBags: did you get a pizza tattoo
BrowneePoints: Oh yea
laundreydhull: that brick wall is going to disappear. Abruptly...
BrowneePoints: You spit took REAL good last night Cori lol
SymphonicLolita: hm! nope
BrowneePoints: last night was amazing
Saintnex: perfectly safe creepy freezer
terribleplan: I think so
quatoria: This game is willing to kill a dog
SentientRatKing: my bet is recording
quatoria: so...
Austere_Squire: maybe the kid died previously?
SkylerRingtail: Don't walk into the cold room...
thefightnerd: into the freezer, its a safe zone
SmithKurosaki: Ive had schwarma poutine, but not pizza
SeaDiegoFC: meat freezer, with hooks?
SymphonicLolita: bro.
Seth_Erickson: straight morons
MilkInBags: the dumbest people on earth
frozenphoenix7: They have a death wish Ben
TheWriterAleph: long-term memory issues probably
sporkraptor: lrn 2 block doors
dasfr_: oh hey a big death room lets walk right in LuL
BaronVonPoppinOff: just gonna chill here for a bit
xantos69: See that rule is a coward approach. If I was writing a game I would 100% kill a kid just to show the audience I'm not F***ing around.
public_key_reveal_party: oh hey, meathooks
SeaDiegoFC: Will James kill Serge?
KWardJenx: Very, very trusting about the them doors.
doubledbear: Really gotta start taking all the doors off
Seth_Erickson: I hope the door handle breaks off
public_key_reveal_party: why are they not finding some sort of improvised weapon?
MilkInBags: what a moron
terribleplan: Into a pit
Ersas: Hahahaha
Ryxiene: Kappa
quatoria: this is a baaaad idea
quatoria: yeeeeaaahhh therer we go
terribleplan: I was kidding
BusTed: klonk
SymphonicLolita: bye
AkiraBalance27: he got out
TehAmelie: don't you know what happens to people whose jailbreak philosophy is thinking only on what's right in front of them?
matthaus_c: lmao
SkylerRingtail: RIP
Juliamon: aaand concussed
Austere_Squire: i wonder if it's expensive to keep your murder hotel stocked with creepy pigs
TheWriterAleph: gj chuck
TheWarDoctor8: meat hooks in a meat locker...?
TemporallyAwry: sergeFall
sporkraptor: looool
iarethel0ser: I feel like these characters are trying to die.
Ersas: Stronk Hand ikestoPardner
MilkInBags: they didn't even try to open the door they came from
violetblight: oh he’s so fucked
MegaDosX: Wow
NotCainNorAbel: Serge fell down a hole?
Lordofironstorm: "No, my lighter! How will I smoke?!"
MegaDosX: That's a hell of a fall
JarofGoats: Serge fell down a hole something something highlight reel
SmithKurosaki: Wait, he pulled a James
Seth_Erickson: Back door through the freezer is where you'll find the bathroom
public_key_reveal_party: eyyy got there
LithelyUnshod: IT was on James' watch though
MegaDosX: Save her let him die
TheWriterAleph: shhhlurp
BrowneePoints: But yea apparently this go round they hired a bunch of UK & Irish actors
sporkraptor: dutch angle = scary
saucemaster5000: Desposito starts playing
SeaDiegoFC: noooooo
AkiraBalance27: its the wind
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP
stevefromdetroit: hotels are so drafty
sporkraptor: and now you're bricked in
Austere_Squire: i mean, the door closing isn't that weird
Diabore: whos locking all these doors?
MegaDosX: Oh no
Ryxiene: mattlrFine
Wicker_Guide: take off soundproof headphones, everyone is gone and everything is moved
Wicker_Guide: perfect sense
Seth_Erickson: Still can't believe they all just dipped after she got locked in a room alone
matthaus_c: at this point in Erin's place I'd just lie on the floor listening to Pyramid Song until something came to take me
SeaDiegoFC: nonononono
TheWriterAleph: stay where you aaaaare
stevefromdetroit: secret tunnel....sseeecret tuuuunnnel
Saintnex: Im sure thats perfectly safe
public_key_reveal_party: yeah, I love silent hill too
SymphonicLolita: nope nope nope nope
quatoria: are you fucking kidding me
code1300: Nope
xantos69: Oh FFS do not go that way.
quatoria: i would DIE on that bed
SmithKurosaki: Oh hey, the Upside Down
MegaDosX: Nope nope nope
dougma: I was going to say, being locked in is not bad... but this... NOPE
Austere_Squire: Keep being a wimp, you'll live longer
quatoria: before tgoing in there
Kramburger: Beats staying in the room, waiting to die
saucemaster5000: GL Ben
NotCainNorAbel: now be wimp
goombalax: she's peer pressuring herself
MegaDosX: Also with all of that dust? She's asthmatic what are you doing
Seth_Erickson: Lot of dust in there
MilkInBags: where did she put her inhaler? she has no pockets
TheWarDoctor8: Objective: Survive
sporkraptor: perhaps a bat?
matthaus_c: @Kramburger no it doesn't!
Ryxiene: There's being a wimp, then there's having a sense of self-preservation xD
korvys: sing your not being afraid song
BrindleBoar: free gas!
quatoria: no, waiting in the room actually seems much nicer than walking into a trap
KaleidoscopeMind: hey healthcare is expensive
terribleplan: Shirt over the face, come on
BrowneePoints: Idk if it's the setting or what, but this one has been legitimately the most tense since like...Until Dawn
Makrosian_Tae: Gotta breath fast
Drathak: -perform action take nap
stevefromdetroit: it's the power of Kate's rock
Juliamon: it's 2022 and she's asthmatic, why didn't she bring a face mask
sporkraptor: candlestick, if it's heavy enough
dougma: lrrFINE
xantos69: Grab that candlestick and break down the door.
Seth_Erickson: Yeah this one has had some good moments so far
SeaDiegoFC: What if this is like Far Cry and you just don't move and beat the game?
tidehollowcat: sergeSqueak
MegaDosX: I don't think asthma attacks work that way
doubledbear: I mean the bed is probably trapped too
sporkraptor: coathanger, it's long and heavy
Eggmojii: @Juliamon because mind over matter or something :p
Seth_Erickson: Feels more real when it isn't some mythical beast that's killing everyone I think
Mischievous_Catgeist: but what if we need to run
Alex_Frostfire: This hallway probably smells super musty.
stevefromdetroit: @Juliamon - tbh i was sort of thinking that.
DentedPockets: Oh, that's some good audio
saucemaster5000: She finds the super happy fun slide
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
Ryxiene: LUL
sporkraptor: or, coatrack? thing? the wood thing in the corner, use it as a pole
public_key_reveal_party: hard pass
PotatoWraiths: so what part of asthma is the chromatic aberration
SymphonicLolita: hm. I have decided against this. goodbye
dasfr_: for everything!
laundreydhull: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrJAMES lrrBEN lrrADAM lrrSERGE lrrCORI
Spanked42: it's for snakes apparently
Lordofironstorm: Is this weird wibbly effect her "I didn't use my inhaler" vision?
xantos69: Oh I love that rap song "Snake Oil for What"
TehAmelie: with bits of real snake
Robot_Bones: it oils their little rib legs
SmithKurosaki: I think so Lord
MilkInBags: I bet she bought a lot of ivermectin for her asthma Kappa
MegaDosX: I love that Lil Jon song
sporkraptor: oh this looks. fine.
Eggmojii: Nothing wrong with this room
SmithKurosaki: lrrFINE
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, these are often cheesy
MegaDosX: Grim
TheWriterAleph: fake bodies. real blood tho.
BrowneePoints: but this one really is firing on all cylinders
quatoria: is Erin about to get a tattoo
TehAmelie: just jump kick them to be safe
stevefromdetroit: oh an interactable!
laundreydhull: O_O
TheAinMAP: lrrDARK lrrHERE
SymphonicLolita: I want a protag in a horror game to just start hacking at the walls like a crazed doberman and run away
AkiraBalance27: 100% someone there
AkiraBalance27: oh
Eggmojii: :O
public_key_reveal_party: pardon?
SnackPak_: oh snap
MegaDosX: I'm ready to operate
SymphonicLolita: bruh
Seth_Erickson: Oh!
MegaDosX: WHAT
Austere_Squire: hwhat
Welbog: Serge, why?
Makrosian_Tae: WHAT???
stevefromdetroit: Charles!
TehAmelie: that sounded edited
Eggmojii: hahaha, fell into his own trap
ButButTheJesus: da fuk
pn55: Ooo!
itira: what are all these BIRDS doing here
Defii_Azrul: sus
Austere_Squire: there must be more context
Diabore: thats hella doctored
MilkInBags: no way this is doctored
matthaus_c: that sounds doctored, yeah
saucemaster5000: no way that was edited
Nigouki: yeah that sounds very edited
public_key_reveal_party: serge is sus
MediaOrca: Totally not edited at all
ladylinzington: that's GOT to be edited
dasfr_: isnt that the call from earlier
SkylerRingtail: Not even a deepfake. A shallowfake
dougma: go Adam!!!!
karlmartin001: 100% edited
DEATHlikescats: Someone did a deepfake?!
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
MilkInBags: ChatGPT recorded on that
SentientRatKing: Is the sound engineer and editor not going to think of editing together sound clips
MegaDosX: That being edited does make sense
ladylinzington: hello smithers....you're quite good...at...turning me on
pn55: seabatBRAIN
SmithKurosaki: Likely edited, but also bus Charlie
JinaMahavira: His brain is so big
MegaDosX: But I also wouldn't be surprised
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I get it's spliced together to frame him
TheWarDoctor8: She's the audio tech, does she recognize if it's edited?
brainbosh: So the audio person obviously can tell immediately that that is edited, right????
saucemaster5000: Why doesn't Adam predict he gets a million dollars?
Mischievous_Catgeist: awww
Eggmojii: Okay Laurel
BrowneePoints: Classic Misdirection?
TheWriterAleph: charge yo phone
AkiraBalance27: weirdly coincidentally placed here
Lordofironstorm: So you believe the random phone conversation you see in a murder room?
MilkInBags: it's clearly faked, they're using capital letters
ghyllnox: There's v strong internet
Juliamon: Oh is that how it works?
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Mischievous_Catgeist: also a phone!
EvilBadman: What-impossible
uchihab7: Oh please i look through enough videos i could make adam say he wants everyone dead on audio only
Seth_Erickson: nice of them to put on display for us
Saintnex: Also proper punctuation? really??
public_key_reveal_party: today on lets nope, we learn about texting tips
Austere_Squire: 20% battery? in this economy?
zeathean: also clearly the phone is not in that person’s control
Eggmojii: hahah
brainbosh: And break the glass to take the phone?
Makrosian_Tae: Also, you wouldn't want to sabotage a player character that someone may be actually TRYIJNG to help survive
dasfr_: lrrFINE
stevefromdetroit: they're so life like
Austere_Squire: Erin, no
SymphonicLolita: nope nope nope
Lithobraker: yeah but reporters LOVE the em—dash
xantos69: Stand WAY back on that.
saucemaster5000: I like that she saved her reaction until she walked up to it
MegaDosX: I wouldn't
BrindleBoar: nope nope nope
pn55: Oh coin in the mouth
TheWriterAleph: good call LUL
SnackPak_: coward
itira: hahaha
Makrosian_Tae: PHEW
Lordofironstorm: DO IT
SymphonicLolita: nop nop nop
Kramburger: Lick it
Martin_FcG: That gave me the creeps
Eggmojii: She's just looking for the snake oil
lochnessseammonster: nope
ButButTheJesus: BEN
public_key_reveal_party: do it ben
AkiraBalance27: that sringe is going to save you
Austere_Squire: he does... look actually dead? like, there's a bar through his hand
Martin_FcG: Nope
xantos69: Ben gonna die
matthaus_c: this might be a but thou must anyways
gnomedeplume572: I thought we -liked- Erin
Violet__Violence: ben why
TheWriterAleph: BEN
NimrodXIV: BEN
gsyhiap: LUL
SnackPak_: I'm sure it's fine
Makrosian_Tae: LUL BEN
TheWriterAleph: STAHP
public_key_reveal_party: go for the backstab
saucemaster5000: I was worried this one was a bit long for two streams
laundreydhull: I guess the narrative needed to give Erin a reason to be a dick?
Kramburger: Approach from the side
gsyhiap: Poor Serge
drcthulu: just throw up a peace sign and take a selfie
TheWriterAleph: eugh
Violet__Violence: oh no
Violet__Violence: NOPE
Austere_Squire: this is maybe not the time to worry about the texts
Kramburger: NOPE
Kramburger: HELL NO
iarethel0ser: Let's not listen to the creepy disembodied voice.
dumbo3k: nope nope nope nope
MegaDosX: Is this someone deepfaking her voice?
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Violet__Violence: nope
Violet__Violence: sounds like a horrible idea lol
Mischievous_Catgeist: jamie loves us
MegaDosX: Hm.
dasfr_: lrrSPOOP
Robot_Bones: Pizza?
gnomedeplume572: Goodby Erin...
Eggmojii: The cabinet is made of C4
MilkInBags: o7
SymphonicLolita: hat man!
Austere_Squire: Erin, shhhhhh
Violet__Violence: be quiet kid
AkiraBalance27: wait this is MY hiding place get out
matthaus_c: !card clever impersonator
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MegaDosX: Ben has played DBD, he should know this rarely works
xantos69: Not yet it didn't.
MilkInBags: he heard you adam
Eggmojii: never get in the locker
Austere_Squire: oh no
Violet__Violence: are you though
stevefromdetroit: he's just conserving energy
Austere_Squire: geez
Lordofironstorm: I was expecting one of those Keep Calm events
TheWriterAleph: "must... save... electricity. in the murder house."
MegaDosX: The room just explodes
Makrosian_Tae: Sharks with friggin lazer beams!
HadesLeprechaun: he is just trying to kill you with an asthma attack, so he has plausible deniability
saucemaster5000: try pulling it
doubledbear: lift up!
SymphonicLolita: hack through the wall!! it's a wooden structure!!
milkydeew: @Makrosian_Tae Modern Sharknado
drcthulu: maybe it was just a happy fun slide and not a murder chute
frank_the_great: Are these they
laundreydhull: would lrrCORI do that?
laundreydhull: geez...
Eggmojii: Why do they keep hiring English people to play Americans? I don't understand this trend.
xantos69: Oh that ain't right.
SnackPak_: no thanks
MegaDosX: What.
SymphonicLolita: nope nope nope
TheWriterAleph: synths!
objectivefailure: Man works fast
NotCainNorAbel: what the fuck
saucemaster5000: hey they're acting better than the main cast!
Violet__Violence: that's fucked uuuuup
gnomedeplume572: This is not alright
AkiraBalance27: how long did it take to make these
BrindleBoar: that's pretty creepy
stevefromdetroit: someone works quick
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: this is perfectly normal
Saintnex: Someone got real lazy with Mark lol
MegaDosX: Racism!
Mischievous_Catgeist: they all are the same tho
Austere_Squire: is this not how you keep your kitchen when not in use?
laundreydhull: the house is watching lrrSPOOP
Eggmojii: WHAT
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Spanked42: NO!?
Lordofironstorm: It'd make me lose MY shit
iarethel0ser: Yes, it should cause us to lose our shit. This seems not normal.
matthaus_c: I mean, I'd lose -some- of my shit
Austere_Squire: no one in this game seems to understand the point at which you should be DEEPLY worried
Eggmojii: this guys a moron!
terribleplan: Mission accomplished: Find the others
MegaDosX: Most of these people have some skewed priorities
pn55: Photo time!
Eggmojii: selfie with your own replica?
laundreydhull: NO!?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
matthaus_c: say cheese
Juliamon: Manneqate
Eggmojii: Kate stand closer, nothing to worry about
stevefromdetroit: heckin kate!
laundreydhull: this is practically the same room of a prior crew conversation!!
TacitusVigil: Hello all. How goes Betrayal at House on the Hill: The Video Game?
Austere_Squire: Kate does not want this
matthaus_c: she's playing ring around the rosie
stevefromdetroit: tyipcal actor, never taking direction
ratstronomer: Cooperate, Kate. We’re trying to make art
SplittingImage77: Dude in the hat kind of looks like John Cena
Saintnex: This is gonna take a while lol
MegaDosX: This feels like the worst kind of escort quest
laundreydhull: xD
Mischievous_Catgeist: and thats the stream
AkiraBalance27: hahah
itira: Adam your reflexes arnt on point!
SymphonicLolita: LUL
saucemaster5000: The killer approves of this
drcthulu: you had one job
Juliamon: TacitusVigil Things have happened.
JarofGoats: Pokemon Snap
ratstronomer: Adam has a vision
TacitusVigil: @Juliamon There are ghosts?
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Juliamon: I wouldn't say ghosts
varmintx0: lol
saucemaster5000: welp, so much for all the clues
Saintnex: The game got bored lol
Makrosian_Tae: Heartbeat, heartbeat like your life depends on it!
Lordofironstorm: Lol
laundreydhull: what? was their a timer?
NotCainNorAbel: that's what you took from that? or is she lying?
SymphonicLolita: idk fuck that guy
laundreydhull: !?
NimrodXIV: dead
TacitusVigil: Does that count as a...crew cut T? Kappa
Violet__Violence: agh nope
doubledbear: How did she get out of the freezer?
Austere_Squire: wait, that's a weapon
Lordofironstorm: DJ Du'met in the house!
Rynehawk: bodies hit the floor
Eggmojii: :O
Austere_Squire: oh
MegaDosX: Gross.
TheWriterAleph: neat!
Austere_Squire: um
SymphonicLolita: hm! don't like that
SquidVorb: Foreshadowing is a narrative device...
ladylinzington: uhhhhhh
matthaus_c: poke it
Austere_Squire: this is a lot
TheWarDoctor8: how did she get out of the freezer...?
MegaDosX: No animal eyes look like that you wingus
MegaDosX: God I hate him almost as much as Charlie
itira: eeeeeeeeeeew
Eggmojii: He is huffing that copium HARD
Austere_Squire: guys, this isn't less weird with animals, you know that, right
RealGamerCow: why touch it?
WiJohn: Eat it eat it eat it!
Violet__Violence: maybe don't run off???
Ryxiene: At least pick it up with the table cloth xD
AkiraBalance27: how do you know its real and not a convincing prop
iarethel0ser: That's not sanitary.
laundreydhull: horridly foreshadowing...
frozenphoenix7: Jamie did say he was after Erin and they need to find her
BrindleBoar: surprise wall time?
Mischievous_Catgeist: jamie did say she was looking for erin
Austere_Squire: what's going on is murder house, kate
MediaOrca: Jamie did
frozenphoenix7: before the eyeball thing
TacitusVigil: Have we considered fire?
SymphonicLolita: bruh
MegaDosX: Oh pffffft
Violet__Violence: bad idea guy
Saintnex: hehehehe
SeaDiegoFC: Always good to taunt the murderer
xantos69: At this point nobody could convince me to walk in front. Trap doors mean the leader dies first.
gnomedeplume572: This can only end... well
MegaDosX: Come on Serge get Charlie killed
saucemaster5000: "I'm tired of killing, let's play hungry hungry hippoes!"
Austere_Squire: look on the bright side, serge, you might die
stevefromdetroit: imagine if they were filming this! it would be a good episode of their show
Makrosian_Tae: Phrasing?
matthaus_c: get Charlie maimed a little more before he dies
Eggmojii: Can't believe Serge fell in the hole. Everything is wrong.
SeaDiegoFC: She just fucking ditched him when he fell. I mean, Charlie does suck
Lordofironstorm: What's with all the red lights in the murder house
laundreydhull: oh uh...
Mischievous_Catgeist: the lighter
SkylerRingtail: Oh hey, is this stabby room? From the vision?
ylegm: the ligter
Meyari: break?
laundreydhull: is Adam going to make it?
SentientRatKing: "safe"
Juliamon: lrrHERE
laundreydhull: sorry, it was shitty to even ask chat
itira: ouchie
Makrosian_Tae: this guy. Is a mess.
laundreydhull: the same cage- gawd
AkiraBalance27: what a stupid trap
Lordofironstorm: Charlie isn't going to have hands when this game is over
PMAvers: And then the spikes pop out of the walls, and start moving
Eggmojii: The key isn't hot anymore
Spanked42: dick cage key?
TheWriterAleph: it's where we keep our David Cage
eric_christian_berg: I respect someone who labels their keys.
laundreydhull: oh it's a 'Saw'
Rynehawk: the key to nic cage has been here all along
Austere_Squire: doesn't every have a cage key?
Mischievous_Catgeist: ho cage
Kramburger: Charlie will be the next Ho-Cage
yuan42: kage? this ain't street fighter
Makrosian_Tae: ENGAGE THE CAGE
laundreydhull: Saw Joke
TacitusVigil: The cage key nick'd Serge. :D
saucemaster5000: Jamie oliver looks over the wall
xantos69: Are you?
stevefromdetroit: i keep my cage key near my cage
uchihab7: Kage has a K and it means Shadow
Violet__Violence: she ain't there dude lol
NimrodXIV: hooray
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
stevefromdetroit: sergeBraveboy
Kramburger: Golf claps all round
SeaDiegoFC: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
AkiraBalance27: "brave"
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown
Eggmojii: myrtleBuf myrtleBuffer myrtleBuffest
laundreydhull: she bailed bro. good luck.
eric_christian_berg: "Puzzle"
RealGamerCow: Just got back, how is this man not dead
iarethel0ser: Now we have some nice music to relax to.
laundreydhull: *applaud bravery*
stevefromdetroit: there's probably interactables
eric_christian_berg: Dead folks, Mikey.
Kramburger: Maybe Serge can unlock Charlie's Maid Outfit
TheWriterAleph: if that phonograph starts singing about Blue Knees, i walk
laundreydhull: ah, weird phone-table
AkiraBalance27: this photo gives you video footage, crazy
tidehollowcat: Oh there's going to be a mannequin with teeth isn't there.
SymphonicLolita: um.
Makrosian_Tae: Uhh
MegaDosX: Dpm
Pteraspidomorphi: tidehollowcat: There was the one with the microphone in his mouth
stevefromdetroit: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MegaDosX: Don't compliment the serial killer
Austere_Squire: oh
Juliamon: those are *clean* teeth
tidehollowcat: @Pteraspidomorphi thanks
TwitchTVsFrank: creepy
Violet__Violence: don't like that
DentedPockets: If I go to the dentist to get my teeth removed, I hope I'm also still alive.
laundreydhull: *cough*
Makrosian_Tae: So he went to school. I did that, where's my biopic?
WiJohn: Wait he needed to learn that people make noise when you pull their teeth out?
SymphonicLolita: maccy cheese!
laundreydhull: oh, gee...
NimrodXIV: dinner time
TheWriterAleph: numnumnum
yuan42: why does that picture actually look like they shot it irl, then just put it into the game
eric_christian_berg: "I just want a body part, but if you are gonna be a baby about it, I guess I'll have to kill you first."
TheWriterAleph: a LOG of KD!!
matthaus_c: why did they hire a Mac and Cheese company to do Renovations..?
saucemaster5000: you have to boil it in water first
Drathak: blah blah construction blah blah
TheWriterAleph: god dangit bobby
tidehollowcat: dangit bobby
laundreydhull: Brakes Soon? for lrrSERGE
stevefromdetroit: dangnit bobby
drcthulu: damnit bobby
Saintnex: You have to wonder what these contractors were thinking when they started building the moving walls
dasfr_: people keep 'leaving' with no warning monkaS
BrindleBoar: secret movie
Simonark: Tannoy is a PA system
gsyhiap: tannoy = PA system
stevefromdetroit: tyipcal book reader
terribleplan: *UK* PA system
circusofkirkus: reading kills
matthaus_c: 100% of people who read books die
tacocat64_: I don't know if anyone noticed this but going back to the quarry the title refers to the location and the characters. what a predator is hunting is sometimes called its quarry
saucemaster5000: ^
PMAvers: There's only one person here allowed to read books, and that's Adam.
Austere_Squire: maybe you shouldn't have turned the music on and then read
MegaDosX: !card heartfire
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Decaped: this fire is out of control
stevefromdetroit: this serge is on firee
AkiraBalance27: why did they make their prisons like this
gibbousm: someone add that quote
MegaDosX: Could be worse, it could be interminable piles of keys
laundreydhull: ow lrrSERGE
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stevefromdetroit: it could be a counting puzzel
SymphonicLolita: ok was waiting for a jumpscare there
WhirlwindAbyss: He is so gunna die
Lordofironstorm: The next switch is going to drop a giant sawblade on Serge
laundreydhull: o_0
stevefromdetroit: you're a big brave boy, you're a big brave boy
KeytarCat: The scoochiest brave boy
SmithKurosaki: You got this Serge
Juliamon: BibleThump
SymphonicLolita: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
KaleidoscopeMind: OoO
Lordofironstorm: This game is much better about scary atmosphere than the last ones
gibbousm: you all better be giving Serge a big hug after this
laundreydhull: is that a boiler?
Eggmojii: pareidolia
terribleplan: It's a huge boiler for radiator heating
splatty1: a giant caterpillar that is very hungry
saucemaster5000: almost enough for a big mac!
TheWriterAleph: a subway token!
BrindleBoar: now you can play the gacha!
vellebastet: seabatClap
GhostValv: tqsClap
SnackPak_: yay Serge
blepharic: seabatClap
Lordofironstorm: Bottlecaps! sweet! Now we can afford a nuka-cola
SmithKurosaki: @Lordofironstorm But can we buy vodja game?
stevefromdetroit: what cjolor is all that paint
Seth_Erickson: 1/10th of a gacha pull
gibbousm: cask of the amontiago
NimrodXIV: follow the cable
doubledbear: f only he could take the drawer to use as a weapon
BrindleBoar: Fire is good.
saucemaster5000: it means it prevents fires
laundreydhull: A Desert Bus Token
Juliamon: In Case Of Fire, Pull Switch
TheMerricat: seabatCHOICE
stevefromdetroit: in case of no fire, add fire
Austere_Squire: arson?
Decaped: No one would ever use classical music as a timer
gibbousm: in case of fire, pull Serge
emboar2235: we didn't start the fire
Diabore: good news, if serge dies he doesnt have to come back for next week
Decaped: to induce anxiety in the participant
AkiraBalance27: Lack of Fire Extinguisher
emberBecky: you guys Serge is so brave
randombillfolds: it could turn on friendly fire.
stevefromdetroit: creeper noise
SymphonicLolita: nop
TheWriterAleph: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
matthaus_c: punch it with your crushed fingers
laundreydhull: Oh my gawd...!!!
gibbousm: lrrSERGE lrrHEART lrrFRUMP
terribleplan: Very much *don't* use the lighter... just a feeling
Makrosian_Tae: Be brave Serge
ButButTheJesus: brave serge!
ButButTheJesus: bravely run away!
stevefromdetroit: bleed on the bad guy. he'll be distracted and maybe slip on the blood
Rynehawk: its a fingie
dasfr_: monkaS
matthaus_c: foreshadowing!
laundreydhull: shit, the boiler is alive!
Saintnex: mmm I wonder what might happen
TacitusVigil: I call him "Burnt Reynolds" Kappa
saucemaster5000: burnt doll... fire switch... you're gonna drown
Diabore: check kitchen?
gnomedeplume572: It's almost like it's a WARNING
doubledbear: *door closes*
stevefromdetroit: @matthaus_c - just like that log from last time
ButButTheJesus: but thou must
SymphonicLolita: welp!
SeaDiegoFC: well you die by hook not by fire
SeaDiegoFC: Smokes!
NimrodXIV: smokes!
Juliamon: SMOKES
saucemaster5000: oh good
dasfr_: FBtouchdown
gibbousm: burn the Serge
AkiraBalance27: He finished his quest!
AkiraBalance27: game over!
TheWriterAleph: that's definitely not bait!
Mischievous_Catgeist: lil smokies!
TacitusVigil: Death sticks
BrindleBoar: trap baited
terribleplan: He lights up and explodes
MegaDosX: "This shit's gonna kill you"
dasfr_: no lighter LuL
cobthegreat: in case of fire stop drop roll
emberBecky: convenient
Austere_Squire: well
SpleenLord: Gas room
Eggmojii: Just gotta go back to the first room
gibbousm: gg
SymphonicLolita: gottem
Austere_Squire: bye, felicia
TheWarDoctor8: horror movie irony
AkiraBalance27: at least he gets to die smoking
stevefromdetroit: addiction is no jokle
TheWriterAleph: light him if you got him!
MegaDosX: Oh no. Anyway...
invickthus: mmmmmwatchasayyyyyy
TemporallyAwry: Smoking Kills folks PrideShrug
NotCainNorAbel: so much fire incoming
Saintnex: uhhhh
laundreydhull: uh oh...
tacocat64_: here's your light
SymphonicLolita: like a mouse to cheese
CaptainSpam: Super dead. Anyway...
Rynehawk: jaycoonFire jaycoonFire jaycoonFire jaycoonFire jaycoonFire
violetblight: i should reread hitchhiker
laundreydhull: the joint is a lie!!
doubledbear: @TemporallyAwry Killer decided to play the long con on this one
Austere_Squire: i feel like there must be a way out because there was not option to not go in
SeaDiegoFC: if only his fingers werent smashed
NotCainNorAbel: It's not a padded room it is a kiln
Diabore: maybe if your hand wasnt broken youd get out
TheWriterAleph: Damn! The gas!
saucemaster5000: grating puzzle
PMAvers: frrrrrrrt
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, time for a cigarette
doubledbear: "Need a light?"
SymphonicLolita: oh no
AkiraBalance27: theres no glass though
stevefromdetroit: i've seen hocus pocus - i know how this ends...hey'll turn into green smoke and go up the chimney
SmithKurosaki: This is how Serge dies
Earthenone: Need a light
NimrodXIV: do not!
Saintnex: I hope Serge makes the right choice
MegaDosX: Oh wow
MegaDosX: That's so extra
SymphonicLolita: nope nope
AkiraBalance27: BEST
noa2828: quicktime baby
terribleplan: Is it the bartender?
TheWarDoctor8: PogChamp
PMAvers: Ah, so it's that one level from the start of Wolfenstein TNO.
laundreydhull: I don't think- does the hitchhiker guide have anything do to with the future visions?
NDCazzy: Cigarettes are bad for you see!
Finalsora811: Is it just me or does the killer mask look like Johnny Depp a little?
PMAvers: Do the Safety Dance!
AkiraBalance27: it would be so great if he just pulled out the cigarettes and started smoking
stevefromdetroit: it's a good trhing you pulled the no fire switch
RassilonDND: man if only he had an amethyst
laundreydhull: that's why it didn't have glass...
TheMerricat: I feel like that would have been instant death IRL chat, what is your call?
TheWriterAleph: Bend Door / Lift Grate ?
saucemaster5000: The internet tells me he should say "this is fine"
SmithKurosaki: Same Merri
MegaDosX: I thought we were trying to get this guy killed
Rynehawk: jaycoonFire jaycoonFire jaycoonFire jaycoonFire jaycoonFire
lackingsanity: grate again!
NimrodXIV: but he has an ouchie
gibbousm: lrrFINE
SeaDiegoFC: If only we had mashed X better
doubledbear: That's just grate
AkiraBalance27: hes probably suffocated
thavleifrim: cant save myself from burning to death, my hand hurts
Eggmojii: This dude sucks haha
Austere_Squire: Charlie, lift through the goddamn pain
PMAvers: And then just more fire starts shooting up through the grate
DentedPockets: lol!
Pteraspidomorphi: :|
NimrodXIV: safe now!
AkiraBalance27: LOL
matthaus_c: wha
saucemaster5000: for protection
Earthenone: now the fire cant see us!
laundreydhull: By the power of Snerge-
ButButTheJesus: sir
CaptainSpam: Welp.
itira: lol wut
TheWriterAleph: "The grate will shield me from the heat!"
gibbousm: no oxygen
iarethel0ser: "Better seal myself in here"
SmithKurosaki: That should be too hot to touch now
gnomedeplume572: And the plan was...what again?
YawnLance: Build your own oven :)
HadesLeprechaun: there's no way you'd force that door, though
SeaDiegoFC: o7
TheWriterAleph: o7
eric_christian_berg: So brave.
Makrosian_Tae: FACT
raulghoulia: guess ill die
matthaus_c: food token
WiJohn: That good indirect heat, cooks the flavors in
gsyhiap: o7
MegaDosX: So in the end, it was the right choice
DAC169: I remember this game aipSip
sporkraptor: welp
Awfrigate: the grate will protect me! it has all these slots in it!
PMAvers: Put a steak on the Charlie?
public_key_reveal_party: I assumed there was an escape tunnel there
AkiraBalance27: the door was just unlocked
Decaped: BRAVE
saucemaster5000: the plan was sear the outside first to keep the juices inside
Rynehawk: died as he lived
NotCainNorAbel: o7
EricTheOrange: shoulda smoked that last cigarette
TheWriterAleph: He died how he lived: Smoking.
SkylerRingtail: Not dead on screen
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
SquidVorb: o7
MegaDosX: WOW
laundreydhull: but what if you sealed your fate!?
ButButTheJesus: HAM
Saintnex: hehehehe
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I can't imagine forcing the door would have worked right??
Pteraspidomorphi: Curator pls
stevefromdetroit: sergePun
RockPusher: gabyLul
TacitusVigil: A Dad/Vader joke, huh?
gualdhar: ok, congrats game, you've ficked me up a bit
CaptinOfBeez: not dead on screen
Violet__Violence: pls
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown
philippekav: almost as good as the ham in Dracula
JarofGoats: Smash cut to a well-toasted skeleton!
SeaDiegoFC: Good joke Curtator!
karlmartin001: Is the candle lit?
gibbousm: you foot stop a door to force it down
CaptainSpam: You never know, he might just be braised!
7gorobei: chuck roast. badumpbump
SymphonicLolita: bad!
stevefromdetroit: he's an imagineer
Violet__Violence: he might be alive, but like, his lungs are fucked now lol
TheWriterAleph: @7gorobei heh.
Drathak: probably gets them from abandoned shopping malls
Eggmojii: Really hoped they would do away with this narrator thing.
TacitusVigil: You know, Doyle wrote *other* works. :P
laundreydhull: kay horror carnage Frasier. Tone it down a notch.
Awfrigate: "his lovely... anime. A weeb is he?"
arcaneIllumination: Moriarty?
TheMerricat: Is that moriarty?
SnackPak_: not really
Kramburger: Moriarty 100%
AkiraBalance27: kill the spider
Violet__Violence: clear as mud
e_bloc: Corgo666
doubledbear: The First Order? What's star wars gotta do with this?
saucemaster5000: He's describing Paul Saunders
Saintnex: Super helpful there
laundreydhull: is he real?
TacitusVigil: It cost you everything Serge.
snowyowlly: oh the hotel's like a spiderweb! That's so much clearer!
RockPusher: So step 1, find a waterfall…
Drathak: we ruin the killer by burning down his precious house LUL
CaptainSpam: Oooooh, so it's hopeless then! Gotcha! Kappa
Eggmojii: Can't believe this game is set in the Moonbase
noa2828: I want the narrator replaced by Ru Paul
gibbousm: button
eric_christian_berg: The key is to chuck the killer over a waterfall!
gnomedeplume572: @laundreydhull He's the realest
Juliamon: !break
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laundreydhull: e v e r y t h i n g . . .
laundreydhull: brakes
laundreydhull: I mean is Mr. Doyle real?
ButButTheJesus: well its my bedtime, goodnight folks, take care and watch out for mannequins
Wicker_Guide: 'night 'night. Don't let the vampires bite (unless you give permission first)
TheMerricat: @ButButTheJesus Night!
Wicker_Guide: @laundreydhull are you asking if Arthur Conan Doyle was real? If so, yes. If you're asking whether our dear narrator friend by the fire is real, well, how interested are you in metatextual epistemology as it applies to game universes
laundreydhull: so what's with Holmes imitator symbolic gesture of cigarettes for Charlie and the mannequin with a lighter be like "This is What You Deserve"?
TemporallyAwry: @laundreydhull Smoking Kills - this has been your government issued PSA sergePun
dumbo3k: I hope Charlie at least took a puff from the cigarette, before he gets turned into char
saucemaster5000: Remember, don't take your meat out of the oven until it reaches a good internal temp and the outside is Charlie Brown
Wicker_Guide: Ironic death isn't really a Doylist trope tbh. I classify that mroe to this series' Saw influences
TemporallyAwry: @saucemaster5000 lrrWOW
Wicker_Guide: +1 pulled footballs for @saucemaster5000
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: the Turner turn
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laundreydhull: @saucemaster5000 hm. no wonder Linus calls him the Charlie "Brownest".
SymphonicLolita: booooo
TheMerricat: @Wicker_Guide So you are saying the final plot twist is going to be that the Holmes imposter is actually a faker who doesn't really know anything about Holmes and is just trying to be an edgelord?
TheWriterAleph: ha haaaa
vellebastet: LUL LUL LUL
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
Makrosian_Tae: boo
Rynehawk: i just now realized how hot he was
TacitusVigil: Can we fire Ben for that joke? Kappa
TheWriterAleph: it's the Shiba ending of Silent Hill
Wicker_Guide: @TheMerricat nawwww, how could it be lrrDARK
NotCainNorAbel: touch capacitie is the cool new
Lordofironstorm: It has 3 million buttons and each one of them lis labelled "murder"
laundreydhull: I mean, revenge of the sith made us watch Anakin burn....
niccus: hey i'm thinking about becoming a serial murderer, how many streamdecks should i have
Docofwar: lrrSLOTH
saucemaster5000: He got contractors to do all the work, he's just pushing buttons while saying "wonder what this does?"
Fanklok: Wait a fuckin minute, they said this hotel was a 1 to 1 recreation how did triple H have all this fancy stuff in the 30s?
SymphonicLolita: elgato makes saw contraptions now
vellebastet: lrrGARBO
laundreydhull: oh, this looks not great. even after post game.
ghyllnox: Desert Hotel for Murder
Lordofironstorm: I'm telling you, it's Fallout
arcaneIllumination: Shitters full?
NotCainNorAbel: I found some dirty water
saucemaster5000: @Fanklok Time machine
Wicker_Guide: Be honest, if Gibb popped out of a wmindow here would you really be shocked..
Diabore: rlyAdam rlyAdam rlyAdam
itira: serge doesnt know how to sit
PotatoWraiths: AC Slatering
Makrosian_Tae: Last stream: Serge learns about Dakimakuras. This stream: toilets
Lordofironstorm: THere's probably helpful drugs in those toilets
TehAmelie: spent 1 million bucks putting death traps in the whole hotel and the bathroom still looks like this
Wicker_Guide: or no, Gibb is the yeti, what's the other one's name. the creepy one...
Rynehawk: ok now i want an armrest when im pooping
SymphonicLolita: it's fine, it's a children's hospital
DoctorHutch: it holds my book and chocolate milk
SymphonicLolita: good color theory
eric_christian_berg: The spa!
gnomedeplume572: Blood is a kind of grease, if you think about it
Austere_Squire: the kool-aid man has been by
Dandinstorm12: 5 whole humans! lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Pteraspidomorphi: DoctorHutch: Butters?
laundreydhull: if the murderer is five headed enough and everyone else still lives, they may pin Charlie's death on them. Specs Theory send tweet
Fanklok: The killer is Jihn!
DoctorHutch: @Pteraspidomorphi yup
saucemaster5000: That mustache does not fit on that 5 year old's face
Mischievous_Catgeist: body
Makrosian_Tae: Yes
ghyllnox: I carry my id in my hand always
saucemaster5000: mooncalfing
SymphonicLolita: lost in the sauce
Austere_Squire: when the moon hits your eye like a knife in the eye, that's amore
LordZarano: Eyes up gamer
eric_christian_berg: When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's... a murder!
ghyllnox: Ohhhh the winter sun is shorter
tidehollowcat: moon's big
gibbousm: sometimes Serge, you're better off not knowing
laundreydhull: that's the one guy from TDKR
Docofwar: Serge's hoodie isn't fully sentched up yet so it is Not scary yet huh
laundreydhull: I forget the actor by name.
ghyllnox: Like there's weak sunlight for not very long
GhostValv: tqsSmug
itira: LUL
SmithKurosaki: Shots fired
saucemaster5000: My name is AL, jerk!
Finalsora811: Where's the lie, Serge?
eric_christian_berg: I have a stamp!
laundreydhull: I mean, they technically didn't see Charlie die. They merely saw the room burn.
laundreydhull: oh, that explains all the boilers.
TehAmelie: it's like the grimdark reboot of Grand Budapest Hotel now
EvilBadman: "Pleae help, my customers are dyingc
Mischievous_Catgeist: i love her crew neck shirt
SymphonicLolita: need more boilers
laundreydhull: don't fret, lrrSERGE . Chat might protect you.
WhirlwindAbyss: TOS
Makrosian_Tae: Famed children's book: All my [customers] are dead
Duwani1: The target kids have unionized and taken my customers
MegaDosX: Go find Erin! I'm sure she'
MegaDosX: she'd be down
Kramburger: Is Ben proposing that he and Adam go to couples therapy?
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SharkHero08: You ever think how Scooby-Doo conveniently has 5 members as well?
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger Insisting
Rynehawk: i have a better idea. climb under the grate in the oven room
TheWriterAleph: oppa!
Violet__Violence: welp gg
GhostValv: tqsClap
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
yuan42: Jebasted
laundreydhull: where's the intercom coming from?
MegaDosX: Wow.
itira: you did the thing!
Dandinstorm12: yay
Diabore: hole!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap
RockPusher: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
SmoreThanAFeelin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: The trapdoor budget alone....
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
JarofGoats: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: doogCLAPPING doogCLAPPING doogCLAPPING
Docofwar: zellyRip zellyRip zellyRip zellyRip
blepharic: seabatClap
azninsect: tqsClap
SmithKurosaki: FBtouchdown
eric_christian_berg: Look, running a murder hotel is /expensive/.
Violet__Violence: oh that's not concerning
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SymphonicLolita: hat man!
Violet__Violence: hi
saucemaster5000: Kate's busy looking up
frozenphoenix7: Kate didn't fall in the hole
CodeIndigo: Was that Scary Terry or something?!
laundreydhull: was that the receptionist off-script?
Makrosian_Tae: Everybody asks "where's kate. Nobody asks, how's kate"
vellebastet: BEN
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TheWriterAleph: ooOOOooOOOo
Violet__Violence: haaaaate that
matthaus_c: munny
laundreydhull: too dark. no go in...
CodeIndigo: jumpscares are less impactful when they're wearing high-visibility vests
saucemaster5000: They get to the end, killer asks "okay, how many coins did you get?"
laundreydhull: who said it!?
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Kramburger: Man, inflation even hit the river styx ferry huh?
itira: LOL
TemporallyAwry: So that bill would come out to 7.5m in current dollars. If nobody beat me to the math.
MegaDosX: Wow
vellebastet: LUL
itira: so breathy
Diabore: way to go ben, now hes self concious
Lockraemono: I'll let him know
TacitusVigil: This is how you get Adam to punch you in the back of the head. Kappa
Violet__Violence: eeesh
Dandinstorm12: got the Serge
MegaDosX: Well that happened
Violet__Violence: lmao
JarofGoats: good question
doubledbear: That one was just silly
Fanklok: Gamer life: gets winded DPSing a dungeon
IsSecretlyPaul: Hey I heard you were saying mean things about Ferisar
thefightnerd: poor serge
Ferisar: hey shut the fuck up
a_guy_7: I looked away for a second and the scare just didn't land for me
6 raiders from Gingerlii have joined!
itira: LOL
Ferisar: i don't even know what you said there's an ad
CodeIndigo: NO
grometty: hmmm
Violet__Violence: uhhh
matthaus_c: lmao
Spanked42: Jump you won't
Makrosian_Tae: Uhhh
eric_christian_berg: Quote!
xShattered_Scottyx: Gingerlii raid!!!
Tripleyew: Well, there’s always next time for the spit take….
MegaDosX: Raiders!
matthaus_c: that was instant
SmithKurosaki: Serge is technically correct
noa2828: I like the idea that a murder hotel can be goozled by someone moderately competent at mechanical engineering with a pipe
Violet__Violence: thank you captain obvious
Gingerlii: Hello hello! <3
KevlarGiraffe: lrrSHINE
Violet__Violence: cha-ching
Kramburger: Big money Turner
Tripleyew: @smithkurosaki the best kind of correct
MegaDosX: More coins for which to pay the ferryman
saucemaster5000: someone's almost at the 8 coins to unlock a star
matthaus_c: from 10 to 1? how far the mighty have fallen
Makrosian_Tae: What are coins used for?
Spanked42: Do you use the coins to live?
MegaDosX: Actually, now that I think about it, the narrator also being Charon would make perfect sense
drcthulu: Diorama rich
Juliamon: The coins are collectibles
Juliamon: they unlock scenes or smth
matthaus_c: they get you more time at the death arcade
Violet__Violence: nice
Violet__Violence: lol
Diabore: that seems wide enough to just walk
yuan42: did her arm clip through the steel pipe there?
Violet__Violence: we call that the "wins by doing nothing" skip
saucemaster5000: wonder why this is the longest Dark Pictures game?
NotCainNorAbel: and...... one coin
CodeIndigo: and it bursts through the wall
laundreydhull: geez, don't we look lost.
Drathak: theyre building tension okay jeez
Violet__Violence: jeezus
Dandinstorm12: Mark's a Witch
TehAmelie: i need your legendary strength, Mark
drcthulu: Just Prince of Persia parcour accross
vellebastet: seabatClap
saucemaster5000: charlie reaches in, loses other hand
matthaus_c: rare scene of Mark pulling his weight
SymphonicLolita: hm!
Dandinstorm12: booo
MegaDosX: Ben.
Violet__Violence: jumpscare?
Violet__Violence: no? boo.
Dandinstorm12: booo
TehAmelie: so glad the introductory trek up to the hotel trained us on these complex movement mechanics
Violet__Violence: discount jigsaw
saucemaster5000: I never saw it
stevefromdetroit: sergePopcorn
SymphonicLolita: welp
noa2828: Yeah it's the most beatable puzzle
Eggmojii: Chopsaw
TheWriterAleph: brrrrr
MegaDosX: Wow
CodeIndigo: CHUNKY!!
lackingsanity: could you not like... duck?
karlmartin001: clean cut
AkiraBalance27: theyre going to walk in and get put into the game
laundreydhull: oh, the mannequins resembles past victims, gotcha.
stevefromdetroit: and now she's handcuffeded
SquidVorb: That's a really clean cut
stevefromdetroit: it was mark all along
matthaus_c: spamaster_5000
TheWriterAleph: "It is I, the SPA MASTER!"
saucemaster5000: my cousin spamaster!
noa2828: You can put the chain to the saw....
vellebastet: LUL LUL LUL
Spanked42: now gotta find the spa sub
TehAmelie: Spy Master vs Spa Master
TacitusVigil: "I'm not even sure why we have this room!"
RealGamerCow: Keep that! you might need to jimmy a lock
RealGamerCow: :D
doubledbear: Acquisition Incorporated the C teams Ryan hartman? nooooooooo
saucemaster5000: batman?
eric_christian_berg: Keys are for closers.
laundreydhull: wait, what did lrrADAM mean?
CodeIndigo: And now we play bird or bat?
TemporallyAwry: Ah - the name and number on the back are the killer's signing each kill. Gross.
MegaDosX: @eric_christian_berg I thought keys opened things rather than closing them
Violet__Violence: i like how he just appears
raulghoulia: We put you on the Spa Council but you don't have the rank of Master
stevefromdetroit: keys .... unlock...tings
noa2828: "I'm sensitive about my appearance!"- Mannequin
Violet__Violence: dun DUNNNN
SymphonicLolita: haaat man
CodeIndigo: And Scary Terry is back
laundreydhull: red EYES!
TheWriterAleph: dun dun dunnnn
Lithobraker: key? horror game confirmed
TheMerricat: how did they not see him if he just walked in just like that
a_guy_7: Scary noise!
Dandinstorm12: c-
Dandinstorm12: Serge has spoken
saucemaster5000: Imagine how long you have to wait to walk menacingly across a hallway right out of people's sight
stevefromdetroit: you can trust her, she's wearing a crew shirt
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP
doubledbear: "Hey guys welcome to my saw ga- aw c'mon you left?"
karlmartin001: Charles has to be alive. It was 180 and then the groundskeeper tied. So that was 181.
eric_christian_berg: @MegaDosX If things are never closed, you don't need keys.
SymphonicLolita: bruh
Violet__Violence: weeeellll rip lol
stevefromdetroit: are there multiple hat men?
TacitusVigil: He's slowly walking at me!
Dandinstorm12: technical skill
TheWriterAleph: is this gonna be a Scream where there are a bunch of killers?
doubledbear: Stealth 100
Violet__Violence: why...would you
TheWarDoctor8: there has to be at least two of them
stevefromdetroit: someone's training for a space mission
SeaDiegoFC: Erin... god damnit
SmithKurosaki: F
CodeIndigo: Did she just get stuck in an airlock?
eric_christian_berg: No fun if they trap themselves.
TehAmelie: Erin go braw
SkylerRingtail: Oh we Doctor Who now
TheWriterAleph: facepalm
SeaDiegoFC: oh come on
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Violet__Violence: maybe. don't. run. off???
stevefromdetroit: sergePopcorn dis gonna be good
Brozard: A second door?????
MegaDosX: I mean, we know who to pick if we have to pick
raulghoulia: "In my defense your honor, they were really dumb and kept running into my traps"
pn55: Time to choose one?
lackingsanity: well sorry kate but you gotta save erin
SeaDiegoFC: Save Erin
stevefromdetroit: theres going to be a saw
BjjBrain: they each love one
Violet__Violence: it's another trap, she says
zeathean: take the zen approach, don’t choose
saucemaster5000: save neither they chose to go in there
adept_nekomancer: Also, the trolley is Choo Choo Charles.
MegaDosX: We know who the correct choice is though
Mischievous_Catgeist: dont you dare hurt erin
dasfr_: LuL
MegaDosX: Not how inhalers work Ben :p
stevefromdetroit: inhalers are free oxygen
goombalax: just don't choose and let them both die
CodeIndigo: literally
RockPusher: Implode them both!
SymphonicLolita: welp
terribleplan: "The couples treatment"
doubledbear: "now saw off your butt meat and put it in the bucket to raise the portcullis"
TehAmelie: yeah, he could have kept them regular movable windows to let them look away
Drathak: how does HE know that
MegaDosX: We know the correct choice
xantos69: Start smashing pipes to release the valve. This is not that hard.
saucemaster5000: joke's on killer we want them all to die
Lordofironstorm: Did this guy kill the contractors so they wouldn't leak his plans?
PMAvers: But... what if we go for a double kill?
christhehammer: If only inhalers doubled as oxygen
stevefromdetroit: oh i know this code! up down up down a b a b start select
noa2828: Smash glass mayhaps
doubledbear: Well. who do you like the most?
TacitusVigil: Choose neither.
TheWriterAleph: choo choooo trolley problem is comiiing
Lordofironstorm: Save the lesbians
Zalthia: Smash glass
Lithobraker: that's not how oxygen deprivation works, they would be acting chilled out
karlmartin001: Why can't you keep flipping the switch back and forth to give both air? While you figure out a plan?
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
AkiraBalance27: let it run out
zeathean: do not choose
itira: oh my god
adept_nekomancer: Move the lever back and forth rapidly
Dandinstorm12: savage
Tripleyew: Wooooooowwwwwwwww
Tiber727: How about agonizing over the choice instead of trying to break the glass.
MsMollieMac: no hesitation!
christhehammer: Fuck Kate
SmithKurosaki: Wow
MegaDosX: No hesitation
stevefromdetroit: she's probably fine
dasfr_: LuL
doubledbear: Remember you can't bury your gays
BusTed: rayfkWelp
christhehammer: Kate sucks
gsyhiap: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Could probably have let the timer run out
doubledbear: it's the law
Dandinstorm12: rip
saucemaster5000: to the wall!
TheWriterAleph: now flip it back 4Head
thefightnerd: use your monopod, mark, its carbon aluminum
Violet__Violence: you two wanna help??
doubledbear: to the windooooooooow to the wall!
stevefromdetroit: her crystal!
SymphonicLolita: with your ELBOW dude??
TacitusVigil: Monster James is a monster.
AkiraBalance27: this isnt working
AkiraBalance27: oh
Awfrigate: other two don't help. It's a one person window
xantos69: Use literally ANYTHING except your own body to get more force and leverage on it
stevefromdetroit: use her magic rock!
Rynehawk: meanwhile our girl like...um...can you not save her
doubledbear: Maybe a rock or something?
SkylerRingtail: At least hypoxia is a relatively peaceful way to go
MegaDosX: That was easy
Rynehawk: i dont want to explain my decision
SquidVorb: That's some terrible glass
TehAmelie: i really can't get over the "the windows are welded in place, so we're forced to watch" thing
Violet__Violence: ;alsdkjf
saucemaster5000: yeah she should've exploded like in "License to Kill"
Lordofironstorm: Worth
MegaDosX: I mean
lackingsanity: congratulations, you got the 50/50 correct
matthaus_c: Mark juuust couldn't leave well enough alone
goombalax: I saw total recall, I know what happens
Kramburger: Sure Adam you're 'character'
stevefromdetroit: ^
karlmartin001: Like you needed a reason Adam?
a_guy_7: It's not a coin flip, it's skill
laundreydhull: I did want to cry... nevermind.
TheWriterAleph: ooh cold
xantos69: From this point on nobody splits up or moves.
goombalax: "we have to get smart about this" says the lady who charged into the room
MsMollieMac: I missed it, how did Charlie die?
frozenphoenix7: Ah yes, the totally not suspicious not edited recording.
invickthus: no way he wants us dead, this is just for fun!
stevefromdetroit: Classic Erin, not checking her sources
laundreydhull: oh, the continuity...
Awfrigate: Or grass!
Eggmojii: @MsMollieMac BBQ
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: you're trusting the faked recording in the MURDER ROOM
dumbo3k: you'd think an audio specialist would understand fake recordings
Saintnex: Yup, couldnt have been edited whatsoever lol
SymphonicLolita: our serial killer training is finally coming in handy
brainbosh: The AUDIO person
noa2828: "Getting smart" is picking up anything pointy and something resembling a crowbar
Makrosian_Tae: The killer type is vulnerable to the filming type, apparently
saucemaster5000: Playing Clue is how you survive, sillygoose
TehAmelie: who was it predicted they would use that stuff to make a really far reaching attempt at having Erin say anything mean?
Kramburger: TBF most people will die if you electrocute them enough
iarethel0ser: NOW they realize they shouldn't split the party?
doubledbear: Really trusting of random audio you hear in the murder house
TacitusVigil: "No I'm not!"
Zalthia: I left for a second, didn't we kill someone?
MegaDosX: Oh I think I saw this bit from someone else playing
itira: "can you speak up?"
MegaDosX: In a clip
uchihab7: Does adam even remember whate electric types are weak to? Its been several months since kaizo lol
Awfrigate: He could be listening right now. So lets keep planning aloud.
stevefromdetroit: to be fair, most things are weak against fire
WiJohn: Let's split up!
lackingsanity: lighthouses are a signal to NOT sail to a place
Wicker_Guide: @Zalthia game chickened out. Turned out there was a leak in the window on Kate's side
SymphonicLolita: The Button(tm)
Dandinstorm12: not the big one
WhirlwindAbyss: No way in hell Charlie actually set them up
matthaus_c: random dance party!
TheWriterAleph: CUBE
BusTed: benginNope
SkylerRingtail: SMDH
stevefromdetroit: Button please!
TheWarDoctor8: scramble switch?
xantos69: She can't die soon enough. DO NOT RUN OFF!
MsMollieMac: hililight reel!!!
BusTed: Hahahaah
Zalthia: @Wicker_Guide Who was chosen to kill?
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Dandinstorm12: ahaha
itira: hahahaaaaa
matthaus_c: LMAO
frozenphoenix7: God ya'll are dumb
TacitusVigil: Oh come on.
dasfr_: LuL
GhostValv: tqsClap
Ryenji: LUL
vellebastet: LUL LUL LUL LUL
invickthus: byeeeeeee
HadesLeprechaun: wow XD
RockPusher: gabyLul
Makrosian_Tae: BYEEEE
gnomedeplume572: HAHA
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Spanked42: amazing
Rynehawk: YEET
SnackPak_: perfect
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
MegaDosX: That animation tho
Dandinstorm12: fel down the hole bayyyyybe
caffiended: LMAO
pn55: HypeLUL
gsyhiap: sergeFall
Wicker_Guide: @Zalthia Kate
vellebastet: LMFAO
PMAvers: Oh, bye, Mark.
crono3453: That button just does everything
sporkraptor: "we need to be smart and stick together" (immediately splits up)
TheMerricat: how the fuck do these people screw up this badly
Wicker_Guide: you all suck
xantos69: Are you kidding me!?!?!? This is what happens when you run off.
BusTed: ᵃʰʰ!
Zalthia: @Wicker_Guide Ah okay thanks
Dandinstorm12: classic
EricTheOrange: OK he's keeps pressing THE SAME BUTTON
TehAmelie: what did you think running was going to do? lrrEFF
invickthus: how can I root for the button guy now.
doubledbear: These kids are too dumb
iarethel0ser: Impressive programming on the ONE BUTTON.
InquisitorGaia: that fall, just ahhh
Pteraspidomorphi: iarethel0ser: Probably hired Ian
Dandinstorm12: pre-programed
Violet__Violence: there's a million ways that COULD HAVE GONE
iarethel0ser: Not the camera!
Dandinstorm12: ow
MegaDosX: How is he even moving
Eggmojii: damn
NimrodXIV: nice
xantos69: Gamer
Dandinstorm12: snagged
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: these people really went to the Prometheus school of tramwo huh
frozenphoenix7: Gaming
itira: LUL
BusTed: thejen9Hands
stevefromdetroit: nice!
karlmartin001: FBtouchdown
MsMollieMac: good catch!
NotCainNorAbel: hell yeah
Makrosian_Tae: GAMER!
MegaDosX: Buddy should be in so much pain right now
Awfrigate: Gamer!
pn55: seabatClap
Violet__Violence: GAMING
vellebastet: seabatClap
JarofGoats: GAMING
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Spanked42: G A M E R
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Drathak: time to continue to make ART
invickthus: call him Adam Jimmy John Reactions Savidan.
TheAinMAP: TTours tqsClap
doubledbear: @iarethel0ser arduino is a heck of a thing
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: *teamwork
KWardJenx: This guy has to be worth an absolute fortune. the cost for these renovations alone.
SymphonicLolita: The Ooze
SeaDiegoFC: FBtouchdown
noa2828: That's a guy who spent thousands on a camera
eric_christian_berg: Take a bath! It's relaxing. You are very stressed.
WiJohn: Drink it drink it!
Decaped: selfies!
xantos69: Adam stay back! That vat is full of acid!
NimrodXIV: :D
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Dandinstorm12: teeeth
JadedCynic: laundry chute busted; we're not getting fresh sheets tomorrow
Awfrigate: 2spooky
Juliamon: NOPE
itira: ahahahaaa
azidbern95: TEETH
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
objectivefailure: teef
SymphonicLolita: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
TheWriterAleph: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Makrosian_Tae: BAHAHAHA
invickthus: teef teef teef
Dandinstorm12: teeth
MsMollieMac: teeth
tidehollowcat: TEETH
airylan: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
stevefromdetroit: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
gnomedeplume572: YIKES
JarofGoats: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
iarethel0ser: TEETH
shendaras: What a good camera
TehAmelie: that's how you get your camera to shoot x-ray
vellebastet: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
matthaus_c: show me those pearly whites
doubledbear: That's the scariest thing so far
noa2828: TEEFFF
SmithKurosaki: TEETH
Dandinstorm12: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
JadedCynic: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MsMollieMac: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
laundreydhull: a vat of acid
MegaDosX: "I'm ready for my close up. Mr DeMille"
stevefromdetroit: I hope at the end of this, theres a photo album
doubledbear: thejen9Teeth thejen9Teeth thejen9Teeth
Makrosian_Tae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
stevefromdetroit: @MegaDosX - Mr Du'met
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, it's the vat of acid episode?
tidehollowcat: nah, it's an acid bath
xantos69: Perhaps some bones. Like tiny rat bones
stevefromdetroit: acetone? like that big red cannister?
TacitusVigil: "Real acid(?)"
MegaDosX: That does look like an acid bath
MsMollieMac: what like the dermotaxists do
Eggmojii: Hot acid? Is that a thing?
JadedCynic: lye bath - for cleaning tough stains
saucemaster5000: put the camera in it
Eggmojii: I'm no acid expert
Dandinstorm12: Deskinning Bath is my Poison coverband
TehAmelie: water with five huge acid tablets dropped in it?
JadedCynic: alkali
Violet__Violence: cha-ching
itira: dubloon
Drathak: Seems like it'd be a nice tub soak for me really get a deep clean
Dandinstorm12: ding
Kramburger: Another day another doubloon
stevefromdetroit: put that fragile box in the bath , see what happens
MegaDosX: @Eggmojii I mean, I've seen a geothermal pool with an absurdly low pH in New Zealand, so yeah, they
doubledbear: Just need some dragons and we got a game going
MegaDosX: they're a thing
JadedCynic: @Dandinstorm12 NICE :D
pn55: jlrrTenner
MsMollieMac: only 95 more for the 1up
Dandinstorm12: @JadedCynic cheers
Eggmojii: @MegaDosX did you take a forbidden sip
doubledbear: skrrt
PMAvers: Feels like a good time for a doubloon check
itira: so hidden
silenceaux: how are the pirouettes?
MegaDosX: @Eggmojii I did not, as evidenced by the fact that I am still living
stevefromdetroit: he's in the "off stage" portion of the park
saucemaster5000: go say hi you coward!
Dandinstorm12: round 1
SeaDiegoFC: Go give him the business
Lithobraker: hot acid + hydrogen peroxide will eat through things so quick
Dandinstorm12: fight
Lordofironstorm: lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: @Eggmojii It was also inaccessible without doing something extra stupid, so.
DoctorHutch: break his ankles
doubledbear: He has cameras...
karlmartin001: Mark and HHH can't fight yet. Got to save it for Wrestlemania
Eggmojii: @MegaDosX when in Rome...
Violet__Violence: steal his kneecaps
Makrosian_Tae: You can definitely hold to hide for too long, right?
Dandinstorm12: Adam shhh
Violet__Violence: video games
JadedCynic: it's dimly-lit
itira: hes just messing with you
MegaDosX: Stealth 100
Spanked42: that mask really blocks vision
SeaDiegoFC: crouches of respect
itira: he saw you for suuure
vellebastet: LUL
stevefromdetroit: rocky road
SymphonicLolita: that was the quarry ben
Rynehawk: tiger stripe
doubledbear: Going to pull an Erin
MegaDosX: Double chocolate
gundamschwing: HIs B Real alarm goes off
itira: looked like tater tots
Dandinstorm12: rocky road
Basic_Human_Decency: candy cap mushrrom
matthaus_c: he's just a 40K player
invickthus: salted caramel, good luck on the hide!
stevefromdetroit: so many flamables
DoctorHutch: stephen colbert's americone dream
CodeIndigo: no thanks, i'm driving
dumbo3k: but the odor is the best part!
Dandinstorm12: @stevefromdetroit high five
noa2828: Some people have natural stealth. For instance, I'm right behind you Adam.
stevefromdetroit: moistSquirt @Dandinstorm12
Violet__Violence: oh good
TehAmelie: why would you want it odorless? so you don't know how it's eating up your mucous membranes?
CodeIndigo: we 999 now
itira: skitter
Violet__Violence: lol
MsMollieMac: schneaky
Awfrigate: scurry!
JadedCynic: scoot-scoot
Violet__Violence: yeah he didn't hear that
stevefromdetroit: is that real kate or fake kate
MegaDosX: Welp.
stevefromdetroit: just control your hearteat
Lordofironstorm: Ooofffff
doubledbear: Time to get. these. hands
Eggmojii: Knew it
Dandinstorm12: oooooh awk
Makrosian_Tae: Changed the button!
MegaDosX: Wow
SymphonicLolita: ruuuude
MegaDosX: That was pretty cruel
PotatoWraiths: WOW
Juliamon: It's not rude, it *warned* you it would
Dandinstorm12: give him the hands
TehAmelie: oh hi Mark
HadesLeprechaun: you did play on Hard!
TheWriterAleph: murder house!
Kramburger: With no warning or colour indicator that's cheap
PotatoWraiths: not cool
Violet__Violence: welp bye
Eggmojii: The super fast acting Chloroform
Dandinstorm12: all the other kinds etc
Awfrigate: welp rip mark
saucemaster5000: don't worry the camera will save you
Oriion_: Is the killer the dickhead media boss, or is he dead?
JadedCynic: you brought this upon youself...
Shadwhawk: @Eggmojii Fast-acting -and- long-lasting
MegaDosX: That was a week ago
stevefromdetroit: that was like a week ago
Lithobraker: no body no death
TheMerricat: @jadedcynic if he's not dead then he faked it really well
Dandinstorm12: wouldn't you kill someone who stole your soul
saucemaster5000: you kinda are
Pteraspidomorphi: Oriion_: Charles is cooked
MegaDosX: I mean.
Dandinstorm12: right you're a lab human
BjjBrain: I got disconnected , did Adam die?
MegaDosX: Twitch Plays Murder House
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat what?
SymphonicLolita: they're triplets
noa2828: Ah, Scream 4
laundreydhull: this is a five header you're dealing with.
TheMerricat: @jadedcynic thick finger hit the wrong name was meaning to reply to @oriion_ just above your comment
Dandinstorm12: So this kills you if you mess it up right
JadedCynic: on the easy mode, this was a headache for someone I watched stream this
Lyropithic: Still can't get over the idea that presumably you'd have to get a bunch of contractors to build this place, and none of them said anything about it
Makrosian_Tae: On easy mode you say? @JadedCynic ?
Dandinstorm12: ayyy
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Violet__Violence: you did the thing
SnackPak_: good job team
arcaneIllumination: @Lyropithic Pretty sure he killed them all.
MsMollieMac: point get
JadedCynic: @Makrosian_Tae to be fair, she was doing it alone, and was too laggy to help
Dandinstorm12: Take off the panel, we'll crossfuse that power junction
Makrosian_Tae: Ah
JadedCynic: LRR is hardcore <3
gundamschwing: Contra had some sweet wall bosses
Violet__Violence: red room, oh good
stevefromdetroit: red room
TehAmelie: Holmes was a polymath, by his own estimation anyway. maybe the contractors just did the bare bones of reinforcement and junk
doubledbear: Final Fantasy has many wall based bosses
Dandinstorm12: red room? Red Rum?
SymphonicLolita: red room, red rum
JadedCynic: one-way mirror...
adept_nekomancer: Sudden Mario 64 crossover!
Violet__Violence: red rum
Makrosian_Tae: A fake Myr you say?
stevefromdetroit: moorder
Dandinstorm12: @SymphonicLolita high five
Raincoast_Bear: Hey it's the whole Let's Nope Scooby Gang!
SymphonicLolita: @Dandinstorm12 the braincell!
Oriion_: they are part of a TV show
noa2828: Aight time to fuck with his streaming setup
PMAvers: C'mon, Dog ending time!
Oriion_: kek
stevefromdetroit: @Raincoast_Bear but who is giles?
Dandinstorm12: yikes
doubledbear: Time to hunt down the Shiba Inu behind it all.
SymphonicLolita: oh he's filming a horror soap opera
Lithobraker: are we sure this isn't just a viral marketing stunt for an escape room
Violet__Violence: oooooof
Dandinstorm12: yiiiiikes
Violet__Violence: nope
NimrodXIV: squish
MegaDosX: Oh no
MegaDosX: Please no
SeaDiegoFC: Don't shimmy too much
stevefromdetroit: so, dont go anywhere near kate
SquidVorb: CRONCH
JadedCynic: now the flies are starting to walk around on the non-sticky anchor lines of the web
TheWriterAleph: "Welcome to da death hotel. Ya wanna get Saw'd or ya wanna get Cube'd?"
empyreon: Jill sandwich :(
Lordofironstorm: He can't kill people if he can't see them 4Head
Dandinstorm12: What if you Macgyvered some bombs
Pteraspidomorphi: *postcard with monitor prices* "we can't afford this!"
SquidVorb: This isn't NCIS Ben
stevefromdetroit: but he got his smokes
Dandinstorm12: Yikes
MegaDosX: Gross
Dandinstorm12: seen worse
matthaus_c: he's moving, therefore not dead
Makrosian_Tae: He'll be in the sequel
MegaDosX: For a given definition of fine
SquidVorb: define 'fine'
stevefromdetroit: cut scene!@
Dandinstorm12: sure have
PMAvers: Oh great, now time for a round of Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with Charlie?
karpma: remember, smoking kills
quatoria: that's not charlie y'all
Dandinstorm12: oh not that art museum
matthaus_c: what
quatoria: look at how rotted the body is
itira: hmm
laundreydhull: wait, he's relapsing an interrogation...
lackingsanity: this was the trailer that was in the previous game
JadedCynic: hell, HAIR is "fine"; I'm *great!*
Violet__Violence: are you though?
Lordofironstorm: @quatoria He was burnt to death
Dandinstorm12: I'm looking at you like that
laundreydhull: the murderer is being loopy in the head?
saucemaster5000: thanks exposition person
Dandinstorm12: uh huh
TehAmelie: remedial liberal arts student alert
SymphonicLolita: (x) doubt
SnackPak_: dream big
matthaus_c: the most dangerous gamer
doubledbear: Always a deeper hole James
a_guy_7: Wasn't this in the teaser from last game?
Lordofironstorm: they
PMAvers: Heather walks in, holding a knife. "What'ya all talking about?"
Violet__Violence: god i already hate this character and this is my first time watching this game live
Dandinstorm12: those are very different
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saucemaster5000: Someone is a case of the Mundays
Makrosian_Tae: They
itira: oh my
matthaus_c: they're making tomato soup
Dreamlettuce: Claps all around! Bravo!
Violet__Violence: great hiding spot
Wicker_Guide: oikay so it is And Then There Were None
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Going_Medium: the trombone number... if you know what I mean.
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Violet__Violence: he knew you were there lol
Dandinstorm12: 76 trombones??
matthaus_c: of course James doesn't need to do QTEs :p
Dandinstorm12: not yet
noa2828: Line go up
Dandinstorm12: 2500
Dandinstorm12: easy
noa2828: haha 420 poggers dude
stevefromdetroit: those numbers are just his sub points
xantos69: But Adam saved her.... so it is really on him.
saucemaster5000: do shadow puppets!
Makrosian_Tae: If it was me I would simply not get caught
frank_the_great: Alien shadow
mister_nibbles: i see the safety hoodie is deployed, looking quite dashing
Mischievous_Catgeist: makeup compact
dumbo3k: I think it is her makeup case, has a light to shine on your face, so you can see it in the mirror
TheWriterAleph: if i was in the murder house, i would just remind them that murder is illegal and leave
MsMollieMac: eyyy
Dandinstorm12: ah yes leaving, classic
saucemaster5000: Books are handy
Violet__Violence: i mean it depends on the book
JadedCynic: a serial killer copycatting H.H. Holmes (who was more of a crappy conman who had to kill his marks to cover his tracks than an actual serial killer)
doubledbear: Now that's gaming
Violet__Violence: alternatively: don't
Dandinstorm12: oof
Violet__Violence: juuuumpscare?
JadedCynic: there's a mattress leaning against the door
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Violet__Violence: boo
saucemaster5000: that's where he put the REAL Erin
Dandinstorm12: battery?
xantos69: my head cannon: all the recordings of people crying in this game are just the main voice actors when the director kept telling them "Do it again but better"
doubledbear: It's all stock noises
frank_the_great: Why murder people when you can scare them off their property, deflate the value, then buy it up real cheap?
JadedCynic: they're ALL 'guest rooms' :)
FofoATL: ark kansas
Dandinstorm12: wait
Dandinstorm12: Text
CodeIndigo: the guy from rage against the machine?
saucemaster5000: etc etc etc The Aristocrats
Dandinstorm12: Tom Morello?
Dandinstorm12: Great guy
doubledbear: Du'met? No, WE met
Nigouki: oh, so does each party get some survivors, one is hostage and the other delivers the next victims?
JadedCynic: no, tom's crappy cousin John
brainbosh: Trusting this handmade book for that info?
laundreydhull: you mean, turn a page?
laundreydhull: do you even "Turn A Page" Streamer? LUL
noa2828: Especially not the highlighted noted
Dandinstorm12: it was Sherman? General Sherman?
saucemaster5000: Didn't even get Isrekai'd in that
doubledbear: Oh hey, windows... maybe leave from there?
Dandinstorm12: geez
itira: papa
Lordofironstorm: Child drawings are always bad news in horror media
saucemaster5000: We have to stop the crying mommy!
SkylerRingtail: Thus far this edition is more scary because the killer is human. Well, so far
stevefromdetroit: daddy ran to the store to get a pack of smokes for charlie
quatoria: yeah i think we saw Manny Sherman's body
Dandinstorm12: Ar-Kansas
quatoria: turned into an animatronic
Dandinstorm12: what a place
Dandinstorm12: I don't
CodeIndigo: Depends on the clipping
Dandinstorm12: Dog?
xantos69: Serial killers totally do. That and just eat raw celery.
SymphonicLolita: we haven't gotten the paper in like a decade
Dandinstorm12: Cat?
JadedCynic: wait, not just a Saw-esque serial killer, but also a GRAVEROBBER??? This guy deserves the CHAIR!
doubledbear: @Dandinstorm12 Alternate Reality Kansas
BjjBrain: Cori's grandparents must of been serial killers
Dandinstorm12: Yeah wth
karlmartin001: 8259
saucemaster5000: I once cut out a newspaper clipping that read "sex starved canadians stampede the border in search of viagra." SF Chronicle
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 that is exquisite
doubledbear: Think i eat more around 6 or 7ish
karlmartin001: Or the times from the paper you just watched?
TheWriterAleph: 0420
CodeIndigo: Maybe 0181?
matthaus_c: uh ohhh system shockieess
stevefromdetroit: 8008
Papperslappen: That's numberwang
karlmartin001: 8259
brainbosh: Why is this an 0451 game
GhostValv: 6969
Violet__Violence: we saw 0181 earlier right?
Makrosian_Tae: One, is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
PMAvers: Man, some days I don't even get up until like 4-5 PM, due to working overnights.
karlmartin001: The paper with times. Dinner at 9 and what vere
Dandinstorm12: 4269 ;)
Decaped: HHHH
karlmartin001: ever*
CodeIndigo: yeah, I remember 0181
laundreydhull: I likely wouldn't try it in case of attempted tries trigger alarm, but-
karlmartin001: It had 8 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 5 o'clock and 9 o'clock
stevefromdetroit: just brute force it
Dandinstorm12: that sounds legit
laundreydhull: 0181?
stevefromdetroit: 1995
stevefromdetroit: it was in there
MsMollieMac: @karlmartin001 and as I continued, you know theyre getting sweeter!
saucemaster5000: start with 0001
karlmartin001: this!!
karlmartin001: Look
noa2828: 8675309
MsMollieMac: 2048...63
JadedCynic: I've still got the front page fromthe paper one Victoria Day weekend; a photographer for the paper lived around the corner from my street, and one day a friend and I were loading up my car to go camping for the holiday, and he pulled over, took some pics of us and chatted a lot with my loquacious friend, so I half expected to see him (or the two of us) in the paper...then the next day a picture of my loading a sleeping bag into the trunk covered the front page above the fold, so I clipped it
Lordofironstorm: damn
Diabore: 0181?
Dandinstorm12: yikes
karlmartin001: That is fair
Lyropithic: Dang
karlmartin001: I'll take one for the team
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Rynehawk: thanks karl
SnackPak_: we had a good run
SquidVorb: understandable
MadWolf1290: tough but fair
Rynehawk: FeelsBadMan
Dandinstorm12: hey
JadedCynic: even the ones who didn't give a guess
Makrosian_Tae: hey
Saintnex: would you like a hint?
terribleplan: Room number?
stevefromdetroit: phone a friend
JadedCynic: there's another sparkle or two in the room...
WhirlwindAbyss: can you bring up the sign in book, like from the menu?
noa2828: It was in the book I think. Year of execution?
MsMollieMac: thanks game
Electrum516: Hello! Anyone been spooped yet?
matthaus_c: LMAO
NimrodXIV: omg
TheWriterAleph: VIDEO GAMES
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SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Dandinstorm12: hang a left past the crying, and if you've hit the crushinator it's too far
matthaus_c: that's so stupid, I love it
MsMollieMac: not how that works but ok
PMAvers: nine nine nine JOHN MADDEN
frank_the_great: Y2K is pretty scary
SnackPak_: actively gaming
DentedPockets: Who writes that hard!
stevefromdetroit: can we still get banned?
karlmartin001: I totally meant that! 100% not accidental
Dandinstorm12: beep
KeytarCat: I used that trick to figure out I gave the wrong contact info to a cute girl!
matthaus_c: <message deleted>8259 would have been pretty clever
Dandinstorm12: Just another way to die-ie
JadedCynic: to be fair, I press fairly hard when I write...it's part of how I hold the pen(cil)
Violet__Violence: gross looking mattress ew
SeaDiegoFC: Dang, the killer is ready to throw hands. He's not all traps
Diabore: @matthaus_c agreed, thats the intuitive answer, not the mechanic we havent used yet
MsMollieMac: asplosion
laundreydhull: watch R&M Season 4 premiere
Dandinstorm12: not a good mattress
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
SymphonicLolita: ok that got me
stevefromdetroit: she'll be fine right?
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TheWriterAleph: she's probably fine
Lyropithic: I don't think she was the one crying
Violet__Violence: lol
Diabore: found where the eye came from
Electrum516: Oh the premonition mechanic is back!
frank_the_great: Heads-up
saucemaster5000: you knocked her block off!
Dandinstorm12: yikes
JadedCynic: Serge, to be honest, I'd be worried to find a shiny new clean mattress still in the plastic
SeaDiegoFC: Mommy stop crying
laundreydhull: O_0
Pharmacistjudge: did anyone watch twilight breaking dawn part 2?
AkiraBalance27: he survived fire
doubledbear: We foundmommy
PMAvers: Camera cuts to a smoking corpse
Electrum516: "I'm not dead" *dies*
Makrosian_Tae: How late we going tonight?
karlmartin001: The villain is still alive!
AkiraBalance27: wow
MsMollieMac: lightly toasted
PMAvers: "Adam's turn!"
Violet__Violence: your lungs are fucked up, but you're alive
SharkHero08: i think that was the mom
matthaus_c: <message deleted>back at it again at Krispy Charlie
Robot_Bones: cwispy
AkiraBalance27: now beat him up
Dandinstorm12: like yup lol
Dandinstorm12: taste it
Eggmojii: no
Lordofironstorm: ohhhhh shit!
laundreydhull: dear
Diabore: slightly charred
adept_nekomancer: Dead people can't walk out of doors, it'll probably be fine.
TheWriterAleph: Sssssmokin'!!
brainbosh: Oh he took off his jacket!
TacitusVigil: He lifts
laundreydhull: gawd
SymphonicLolita: little crispy
AkiraBalance27: damn, he's actually a genius for closing it
SquidVorb: HOW
xantos69: It will take SO much more than that to kill Surge.
Lockraemono: but it was no noisy
itsr67: no shot
matthaus_c: <message deleted>super. hot.
terribleplan: SUPER HOT
MsMollieMac: super. hot. super. hot
itomeshi: Super. Hot.
Lyropithic: It was easier now, because he had a warmup
Oriion_: years of smoking help charlie
JadedCynic: metal heats up quick, but it cools off quick too
Dandinstorm12: Guys Metal is so hot right now
LithelyUnshod: IT would cool pretty quick
Dandinstorm12: thanks Ben
laundreydhull: "New Snerge" lives
saucemaster5000: They're doing better than I did
PMAvers: Killer's sitting right outside the room with a gun. "bang."
gsyhiap: So, wait, no-one is actually dead yet?
Tripleyew: Grates are super hot this year!
stevefromdetroit: Charlie is immortal
Saintnex: I mean I want to be super vague here, but there have been multiple you could have died moments
Violet__Violence: that music though
Rynehawk: does, um, he still have the cigs?
eric_christian_berg: What, he's not going to try and find a light?
JadedCynic: to be fair, pushing up on the grate from curled up underneath it, you've got more physics working for you
CodeIndigo: I'm back from the dead. It sucked, that's why I'm back
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
noa2828: *Steps out of incinerator, very much alive, directly in front of killer* hahahahah get fucked dumbass
NotCainNorAbel: do you think your cigarette got lit?
Diabore: im immortal, you cant kill me, might as well let me off the island eh
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: nobodies dead yet right?
ARiposte: maybe that ditch was the fresh air intake
JadedCynic: it's just red LIGHT
matthaus_c: <message deleted>red is the colour of safety and cuddles
saucemaster5000: Everyone -- stop walking into murder rooms!
Electrum516: Killer's afraid they'll have deja vu... "Wait haven't I killed you before?"
itira: the moosic is real spookums
Pteraspidomorphi: They're all red!
TheWriterAleph: come to candy mountain charlieeee
stevefromdetroit: wait, can charlie go back to get the smokes and lighter?
Violet__Violence: negative chill
saucemaster5000: red is a wedding color
doubledbear: That is what we call him, Serge the brave
karlmartin001: I mean you have played these games for 4 years now? About time you got good at them? :P
Dandinstorm12: uh
Dandinstorm12: choices
Saintnex: uhhhh
MsMollieMac: that'll hold em
gsyhiap: LUL
JadedCynic: serge with the galaxy brain
Electrum516: That's going to come back
gundamschwing: Serge, check the jacket for keys.
JadedCynic: FBI
stevefromdetroit: confirmed, serge is a toy
JadedCynic: Agent Munday, remember?
Dandinstorm12: G-Man
laundreydhull: uh... wow.
dumbo3k: Agent Munday's badge I guess
Pteraspidomorphi: Agent Munday's?
gnomedeplume572: The most police
itira: nope gotta put it back EXACTLY wherre you found it
ARiposte: Agent Munday!!
Lysander_salamander: Hello again!
CodeIndigo: That's an old style of badge, isn't it?
empyreon: Burt Macklin time
Lordofironstorm: Arrested for impersonating law enforcement
Lysander_salamander: Oh he's still alive. That's surprising
karlmartin001: I'm pretty sure it is illeagal to imperssonate a federal agent. You wouldn't brake the law would you Serge?
El_Funko: You Braveheart
doubledbear: Powering the workshop seems like a bad idea
stevefromdetroit: sergejBrave
TacitusVigil: Yerge, Seager, FBI Man, this fall on ABC
Saintnex: @Lysander_salamander Hey Lysander, yup, nobodies dead quite yet
Dandinstorm12: Serge "Very Brave" Yeager
JadedCynic: @CodeIndigo Agent Munday was caught a while back, yeah
Violet__Violence: you got this bro
matthaus_c: <message deleted>Serge is very brave
itira: youre the most brave Serge
KevlarGiraffe: So Brave
Electrum516: Serge, you're brave!
saucemaster5000: Serge is the movie "Brave"
JuniorRoll: Super Brave - good boy
DentedPockets: Bravest Serge there is.
ImmortalLen: You are so brave serge
Makrosian_Tae: You're very brave, Serge
zasiah: Bravest boi
electra310: So brave
WhirlwindAbyss: The bravest
v_nome: You are our big brave boy, Serge.
YawnLance: Wow Serge you're so cool and brave
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
vellebastet: lrrFINE
Mischievous_Catgeist: back to your safety hoody
Lysander_salamander: I thought Serge was trying to kill this guy
lazermeow: I wanna see you be brave!!
noa2828: You're brave, or dumb... or both
gnomedeplume572: Do you ever wish you could change your fate?
SnackPak_: youre very brave Serge
Dandinstorm12: Serge is the bravest
WiJohn: These switches have been great so far!
Electrum516: We appreciate Serge here!!
stevefromdetroit: ~so brave~
lochnessseammonster: lrrSHINE lrrSERGE
itomeshi: Bravery is being scared and moving on.
JadedCynic: I'm told Serge is very brave, but I have yet to see direct evidence
Violet__Violence: creepy
SmithKurosaki: Serge is SO BRAVE
Dandinstorm12: wait
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Saintnex: O7
GhostValv: benginO7
SymphonicLolita: o7
stevefromdetroit: 07
SnackPak_: o7
Makrosian_Tae: o7
YawnLance: Not me? Coward.
SeaDiegoFC: o7
SmithKurosaki: o7
frank_the_great: o7
Electrum516: o7
TheWriterAleph: o7
christhehammer: Lol here come the bans 🤣
MsMollieMac: o7
saucemaster5000: they were so young
vellebastet: o7
Phailhammer: o7
Juliamon: Triple timeout lmao
bblauren: o7
SquidVorb: you could have just done emote only?
iarethel0ser: o7
PharaohBender27: kates7
Wicker_Guide: o7
Pharmacistjudge: see chat? this is why I don't speak up.
lucky_lux: o7
Meninblack54: o7
ImmortalLen: o7
stevefromdetroit: is it the man from the cage? full of ketchup?
karlmartin001: o7
a_guy_7: o7
doubledbear: o7
WhirlwindAbyss: Still brave
Dandinstorm12: I am Sparticus
Lysander_salamander: neat
Dandinstorm12: @Pharmacistjudge sure that's why
Lyropithic: Seems ominous
ARiposte: Serge is as brave as two Yeagar pilots put together
stevefromdetroit: weird OSHA poster, but ok
TheWriterAleph: Gang Beasts instructions
Dandinstorm12: Note how brave Serge is
MsMollieMac: it slices, jt dices, it makes Julienne Serge!
Lysander_salamander: this is amazing
Ryxiene: Why has every other hostage been fake EXCEPT for the one? 🙃
adept_nekomancer: Remember, don't climb in the crusher machine, it's against safety regulations.
doubledbear: oh nooooooooo
Lordofironstorm: Blender time
saucemaster5000: like, the killer didn't even plan this Charlie's just dumb
CodeIndigo: murder hotel, yes, but we have to observbe proper safety signage
zeathean: that is an emergency off button, why would it turn it on?
Wicker_Guide: Now Serge. you wouldn't want to act like a coward in front of chat, would you lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NimrodXIV: good ideas happening soon
xantos69: If you get on that you deserve to die.
TacitusVigil: Can we put the dummy on it first?
FacelessManAboutTown: Can you use the guy in the chair to test what happens?
WhirlwindAbyss: get ready for QTE's lol
ARiposte: goes right back into the incinerator
Violet__Violence: womp womp
TheExactSame: brave
Dandinstorm12: uh
JuniorRoll: Be Brave
laundreydhull: but someone will just turn it back on
fuzzy_step: be brave Serge!
christhehammer: Getting on that isn’t being brave it’s being crazy
Dandinstorm12: its not that kinda movie Kid
Ryxiene: @saucemaster5000 LUL
Rynehawk: how good are serge's reflexes?
matthaus_c: remember my sacrifice, chat PrideUwu
CodeIndigo: do you like huey lewis and the news?
Raincoast_Bear: Serge has lots of experience with conveyor, remember.
Violet__Violence: lol
Lordofironstorm: The killer got you!
SnackPak_: Serge is still the scariest part of this stream
Dandinstorm12: center
xantos69: Middle!
ImmortalLen: Go left
itira: press them all at once!
Eggmojii: middle
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c already started writing your eulogy
rynsfelda: Left is haunted.
christhehammer: I don’t see Serge winning any quick time events anytime soon 😅
JadedCynic: einey-meiny-miny-mo....
SmithKurosaki: Left!
FacelessManAboutTown: Can I switch the button later after the host reveals a donkey?
Dandinstorm12: is that your voice
Pharmacistjudge: it's tell you to loosen up my buttons
YawnLance: @matthaus_c Didn't actually get banned. Your sacrifice means nothing :)
FacelessManAboutTown: This is the worst monty hall problem ever
eric_christian_berg: So life-like!
TheWriterAleph: it's a reverse Saw... the killer wants US to feel how good it feels
MegaDosX: Middle button detonates the C4
stevefromdetroit: hey it's that guy from the cage!
Violet__Violence: this is so fucking weird
itira: beep boop
Dandinstorm12: wub wub wub
matthaus_c: @YawnLance you say that, but making me shut up for a minute is high grade torture :p
adept_nekomancer: "This soundboard is awful, 2/10"
ARiposte: there's a goat behind two of the buttons
TacitusVigil: Could we try left again? Kappa
Diabore: what is outside this room?
eric_christian_berg: The "killer" is just trying to teach us the power of friendship.
vellebastet: lrrHORN
Dandinstorm12: 100%
gnomedeplume572: Or you're just dead
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MsMollieMac: *presses middle button* "we are Santa's elves!"
milkydeew: KEKW
Saintnex: OH NO
AkiraBalance27: whelp
TheWriterAleph: oh NOOO
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Dandinstorm12: yikes
xantos69: Nice knowing you
SnackPak_: grizzly
SkylerRingtail: Did it on purpose
Makrosian_Tae: DANG
Electrum516: BEN IT
frank_the_great: lrrSPOOP
SmithKurosaki: GG Serge
Lordofironstorm: "Oh hey! I didn't think anyone would fall for this trap!"
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh that's a bad way to go
SeaDiegoFC: well you almost made it
Lyropithic: This seems grim
Lysander_salamander: oh well
Dandinstorm12: oof
MsMollieMac: rip.
Makrosian_Tae: There's no way
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
AkiraBalance27: goodbye
FacelessManAboutTown: LMAO
Dandinstorm12: SErge
doubledbear: what a way to go
SnackPak_: on purpose
Makrosian_Tae: LOL
milkydeew: OMEGALUL
itira: my bum!
SquidVorb: AGAIN
Makrosian_Tae: BYEEEE
karlmartin001: Oh boy.....
bblauren: WOAHHH WHAT
Docofwar: zellyRip zellyRip zellyRip zellyRip zellyRip
Pharmacistjudge: i'm convinced serge is failing on purpose
Wicker_Guide: You. Deserve. This. Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
circusofkirkus: LMAO
gsyhiap: o7
Lysander_salamander: oh gruesome
MegaDosX: Wow
Lyropithic: Alright, NOW you're dead
FofoATL: serge lol
duckace11: I'm sure your fine
TacitusVigil: Well done Serge
SmithKurosaki: Charlie was a douche
MsMollieMac: thats a lotta blood!
SeaDiegoFC: Ok I think he might be dead this time
MegaDosX: Well, now he's dead
GhostValv: benginO7
itira: F
Pteraspidomorphi: Hmmm maybe he's still alive
Saintnex: welp
Dandinstorm12: yikes
shendaras: I'm sure he's fine.
a_guy_7: He's still alive
RockPusher: lrrFINE
Violet__Violence: don't like that
OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: he might be alright
NimrodXIV: Ben jinxed it
Diabore: F
Dandinstorm12: F
WhirlwindAbyss: F
christhehammer: Wow
karlmartin001: f
saucemaster5000: Is he okay?
MegaDosX: F
NarishmaReborn: f
frank_the_great: Totes still alive
TheWriterAleph: o7
doubledbear: F
adept_nekomancer: F
Lordofironstorm: F
MsMollieMac: f
terribleplan: F
SymphonicLolita: F
snowyowlly: F
tidehollowcat: F
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown
pn55: benginO7
Electrum516: BENJAMIN!
Phailhammer: F
milkydeew: F
PMAvers: Uh oh. Time for some Gang Beasts?
gsyhiap: F
vellebastet: F
varmintx0: he'll walk it off
Defii_Azrul: F
Stella_Noctis: F
SeaDiegoFC: o7
OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: maybe not now
Makrosian_Tae: F
El_Funko: Now we didn't SEE him die
gnomedeplume572: "I wasn't paying attention" Serge
christhehammer: Saw that coming
iarethel0ser: Just a flesh wound
JuniorRoll: o7
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
FlamingSpipernado: F
ImmortalLen: F
Lysander_salamander: congratulations
TehAmelie: lrrEFF
wastetalent: Jeebus
CodeIndigo: Chunky salsa rule
hydrohydra4: F
a_guy_7: F
EricTheOrange: Eh he was a jerk I'm paying him no respects
Xx_JAG_xX: he had 2 chances
WiJohn: o7
MegaDosX: At least now the worst one of them is gone
Juliamon: Funko pls
doubledbear: To be fair we never saw the body
FlamingSpipernado: lrrHERE
Shadwhawk: And no one else knew he even made it out of the incinerator
7gorobei: ground chuck? badumpbump?
ARiposte: probably fine
Pharmacistjudge: chat you can't press F....serge failed the prompt. type G to pay respects
zasiah: The bravest boy
steelfox13: Crunchy
Dreamlettuce: Stone Cold Steve Austin!
christhehammer: Ground beef Charlie
karlmartin001: The villain is dead - why is the game still going?
stevefromdetroit: G
PMAvers: "Who's up for some Charlie meat pies?"
SeaDiegoFC: Serge is free now
Pharmacistjudge: G
Dandinstorm12: break the walls down!
MsMollieMac: G
tidehollowcat: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Wicker_Guide: @karlmartin001 someone else is now retroactively the villain
Makrosian_Tae: Well I gotta dip, thanks for the stream everyone. You're the best. Byeeee
Dandinstorm12: Tom's younger brother
TacitusVigil: We should have given everyone some motivation for surviving: Nobody gets paid for tonight's work if you die. Kappa
stevefromdetroit: if you rearannge the letter of Joseph Morello - you get I am Lord Voldemort
saucemaster5000: where is Kate looking?
Violet__Violence: oh yeah mark's dead
Lysander_salamander: wait, how can you tell who it is without a head?
Dandinstorm12: but maybe his last
brainbosh: Have you NOT SEEN all the bodies
ghyllnox: The eyeball?
SymphonicLolita: sneak 100
zeathean: now jump him
Wicker_Guide: @Lysander_salamander the head was there, just not attached
xantos69: Ok its 3 v 1. Jump him and kill him.
MegaDosX: Sneak 100
Dandinstorm12: nope
Tripleyew: Why not split up again?
Lysander_salamander: they could have got him, three on one
MegaDosX: Nat 20 on a Stealth roll
Eggmojii: What in the scooby doo
Violet__Violence: sneak 100
MegaDosX: What the fuck
doubledbear: time to start smashing servers
MsMollieMac: welcome to Umbrella
matthaus_c: it's The Institute
Lysander_salamander: That's downright silly
Dandinstorm12: can't go above 100 Ben
DEATHlikescats: Cube!
Ryxiene: Cabin in the woods time
Dandinstorm12: Batman
TacitusVigil: Who *pays* for all this?!
Oriion_: Trueman SHow
karlmartin001: @MsMollieMac I was just about to say "we RE now?" :D
Rynehawk: start cutting wires yep
stevefromdetroit: light it on fire
adept_nekomancer: Unplug and re-plug cables at random.
SymphonicLolita: cool, cut all the wires
KeytarCat: The time lab in Deathloop?
Pteraspidomorphi: This is three moonbases from now
Diabore: there are shadows... under the floor
TheMerricat: The guy is in the other room why the fuck are we talking out loud
PMAvers: Turn the corner, and see a Aperture Science logo. "Ah, yes, this all makes sense now."
xantos69: Ok, simple plan: SMASH everything in this room.
saucemaster5000: under that mask...
karlmartin001: Its the T-virus
noa2828: Why.... Why your feet shadow cast through metal?
Dandinstorm12: Top Gear
TheWarDoctor8: Found the Shiba room
christhehammer: …like the curator said
freshbubba: It's almost like a "spider web"
ARiposte: missile silo paid for with sweet sweet true crime writer money
Dandinstorm12: Metal Gear
SquidVorb: Just unplug the Ethernet, EZ
stevefromdetroit: !findcard Ravenous chupacabra
Diabore: gullability
doubledbear: Could still be the alien vampires again
ylegm: all about that honeypot
Lordofironstorm: The Dark Pictures Cinematic Universe
noa2828: Duilt Bifferent
CodeIndigo: TONIGHT, Kate almost dies, Mark lifts heavy stuff, and Charlie goes through the daily grind
Violet__Violence: i mean she's right
TheWriterAleph: crazy like a fox
MsMollieMac: @codeindigo lrrWOW
karlmartin001: What if it is the Curator? Season 1 was setting up his heal turn?
Dandinstorm12: Stanley!
TacitusVigil: I say we start smashing their stuff.
SeaDiegoFC: possession from the OG Holmes devil/spirit
Dandinstorm12: I hear he has a Cup
Lordofironstorm: ACAB
ghyllnox: Oh, is the devil contagious?
doubledbear: Some sort of Officer Stanley Parabl
saucemaster5000: @karlmartin001 they are wearing... the exact same clothes.....
Dandinstorm12: gurgle
Violet__Violence: smooth
adept_nekomancer: What kind of address is "8"?
Lysander_salamander: ok
MsMollieMac: mm, bacon
Violet__Violence: lmao
Rynehawk: i need support...AND FIBER
Rynehawk: STAT
karlmartin001: @karlmartin001 Oh sh.... They are
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PMAvers: Man, *someone* need to get his Shit-Compressor Thought in.
CodeIndigo: say again, officer stanley?
saucemaster5000: game isn't trying to hide that one
CodeIndigo: say again? oh, well, sounds like everything's okay
Diabore: wait why did you seperate parenting and dad?
ARiposte: I'm sure it's nothing
Dandinstorm12: like ya do
emboar2235: and he was just one day away from retirement
doubledbear: Time to steal his master tapes
Dandinstorm12: rip Charlie
a_guy_7: Literally just a whiteboard lol
the_one_and_only_kim: Charlie last seen in the mincer
a_guy_7: Just rub off the whiteboard, ez win
MsMollieMac: haych haych holmes
CodeIndigo: British pronunciation. Haitch.
Decaped: Guy is just really dedicated to his turn of the century loser larp.
DentedPockets: Maybe guy just likes mustaches and bowlers.
PMAvers: "Sick prank, bro."
karlmartin001: Just a prank bro
Dandinstorm12: fair point Adam
doubledbear: I would start sutting wires
gnomedeplume572: Can't tell if the killer preying on true crime media producers is clever or "really makes you think" "clever"...
doubledbear: cutting*
Lyropithic: Just cause property damage
Dandinstorm12: blue print
WiJohn: This stuff is basically the killer's super power, wrecking up the place seems dece
DarthRagnar815: It's over murderer, we have the high ground!
ARiposte: Unplug the CPU fans
TacitusVigil: If we break it all, he probably doesn't have the money to fix it.
doubledbear: we got the blue print now we just need the red, green and yellow prints
ImmortalLen: wait... the murder house WAS A MURDER HOUSE!?!
itomeshi: That was an offbrand Arduino.
EvilBadman: He's running this off a raspberry pi
karlmartin001: @ImmortalLen No no.. A factory. Like a house but.. bigger?
Diabore: what was your sentance gonna be erin?
Wicker_Guide: always open-source your murder software
Lysander_salamander: These are some weird camera shots
Rynehawk: send the asthmatic
Dandinstorm12: @Lysander_salamander yep
saucemaster5000: maybe we can ask charlie to do it
doubledbear: @Wicker_Guide put it up on git hub
Violet__Violence: aww
Diabore: then why did you take it out?!?!?!
MsMollieMac: oof
Diabore: gaaaaah
CodeIndigo: oh, she is super dead if there were crows
Dandinstorm12: kiss at least
Lordofironstorm: awww
Duwani1: she impales herself on the screwdriver
Lysander_salamander: Oh no, they're going to need it later
Dandinstorm12: gl hf
Lithobraker: not only is he a murderer, he's been scalping raspberry pi 4s! does his evil know no bounds?
a_guy_7: @Diabore Arbitrary bearing update
HadesLeprechaun: dont start checking your phone
Lordofironstorm: KISS
Diabore: @Diabore i know, but i will still argh at the bad dialogue
Wicker_Guide: @doubledbear to be fair, if you put up the code for a muder house on git hub you would absolutely get tons of support and bugfixing help
Violet__Violence: KISS
Dandinstorm12: kiss?
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
MegaDosX: WOW
TheWriterAleph: stop red-flagging yourself!
Eggmojii: O W O
a_guy_7: Only if you're good at QTE's
ARiposte: Whole place is just a crypto mine. The murder stuff is a sideline
Meninblack54: death flag, death flag
vellebastet: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: wow no kiss
ylegm: tripped all the death flags
laundreydhull: no worries. just find a hole to fall into.
MsMollieMac: thehre really gonna fridge the gays
NarishmaReborn: dang and they haven't even moved in together yet
Dandinstorm12: annnnd
azninsect: "if im good at QTEs i'll get the QTEEEE"
PharaohBender27: :O
Violet__Violence: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lysander_salamander: yay cliffhanger!
land_manatee: ma heart
dumbo3k: AAAAAGH
GhostValv: lrrSPOOPY
JuniorRoll: Ugh
ImmortalLen: We are really close to the end
Lithobraker: rude!
matthaus_c: we got to see a death!
itira: hehe
WiJohn: Hang that cliff!
vellebastet: seabatClap
FacelessManAboutTown: Today we confirmed Serge=not a gamer
Violet__Violence: this is good
Dandinstorm12: this episode sponsored by Cliff Bars
xantos69: All my cliffs!
Eggmojii: I'm losing grip!
MsMollieMac: woo!
azidbern95: is Serge coming next week?
vellebastet: lrrSHINE seabatClap
MadWolf1290: with a death!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
frank_the_great: Night!
Lysander_salamander: it's possible
JuniorRoll: Be brave Serge
eric_christian_berg: Charlie comes back minus a few limbs.
SnackPak_: it could happen
TacitusVigil: You're ground beef, Serge
Dandinstorm12: your chunks aren't coming back
matthaus_c: Serge is coming back as a roasted garlic sausage
Eggmojii: Hang on to that 1% Serge!
SmithKurosaki: Serge so Brave
MegaDosX: I'm shocked you came back from the first one, the second one was much more final
crono3453: Charlie just had a juice box on him
TheWriterAleph: no body to Revivify there
PMAvers: Just like half a Charlie
PMAvers: Or a mecha-Charlie
RockPusher: We didn't see a body lrrBEEJ
AkiraBalance27: Charlie will just walk it off
the_one_and_only_kim: the mincing machine has a false bottom
xantos69: I'm sorry, but "Play to your outs" doesn't apply when you go through a rock grinder.
SmithKurosaki: Thsnks for stream
doubledbear: @eric_christian_berg Possibly even bonus limbs
WiJohn: Turns out Charlie was the T1000 the whole time
SymphonicLolita: shrrt
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream lrrSHINE
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FlamingSpipernado: what if charly comes back as a TRAIN!
land_manatee: So you can build a murder hotel?
NarishmaReborn: two words: murder mansion
NotCainNorAbel: Boutique hotel
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the_one_and_only_kim: NFTs of body pillows
WhirlwindAbyss: A spider train
TheWriterAleph: byeeee!
tidehollowcat: And thank Ian for the break
JuniorRoll: The part of the pate will now be played by Serge
sporadicus76: Porn is probably the best way to make a mil without having someone else attempt to steal it.
azninsect: now the secret part!
PharaohBender27: Honest answer: *Don't* try to do it quick
SquareDotCube: Have you tried a charity stream? Kappa
lamina5432: Gnight
matthaus_c: WOO
doubledbear: woot
MegaDosX: @JuniorRoll critrolePate ?
itira: looks good Adam
matthaus_c: Beejhaven!
SymphonicLolita: teen girl squad!
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MsMollieMac: lrrHEATHER lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ
azninsect: wequirem
matthaus_c: uwuzart uwuequiem
doubledbear: are we supposed to be seeing an overlay?
matthaus_c: he could be shit at it!
EvilBadman: set the PC to reboot during cafe
SmithKurosaki: Good job doing this off the cuff James
itira: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
SnackPak_: oooo
karlmartin001: Hey fellow lrr-chat. I've been a long time lurker and it was actually very fun being slightly active in chat today! Thanks for being lovely and friendly - might do this again? ;)
xantos69: Serge have you considered writing down where the buttons on the controller are? Kappa
SeaDiegoFC: do do doo doo
matthaus_c: @karlmartin001 great having you!
MsMollieMac: @karlmartin001 look forward to it!
EricTheOrange: JAmes do the sub music
karlmartin001: lrrHEART
xantos69: Cheer50 Have some bits!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: banger stream tonight!
SeaDiegoFC: da bits da bits da bits
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
SeaDiegoFC: thanks for the stream!
ghost_waz: thanks for stream :)
JuniorRoll: No love for mode anymore
Blakemcm: byeeee
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LordZarano: Speaking of Alex, guess who's streaming right now
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
pn55: Yea, let's go say hi to Alex!
Etaluia: Did i make it?
Juliamon: You made it to the end
Etaluia: perfect
Juliamon: The VOD is in two parts if you plan to watch it
Etaluia: Now for the VOD
Etaluia: Good to know
Juliamon: There was an 'accident' about 30 minutes into the stream, so watch the shorter vod first
Etaluia: 'Accident.' Was it Serge?
Juliamon: It was not.
Juliamon: It was, in fact, someone not even in the building at the time.
Etaluia: intriguing
Juliamon: Someone that may have programmed a Windows Update reboot to troll them.
Etaluia: The worst
LordZarano: I'm honestly laughing so hard that that actually paid off
Etaluia: I knew I should of guessed Heather.
PMAvers: Insert that old clip of Cori holding up a picture of Heather saying "This person is a criminal!"
Etaluia: Always bet on Heather
FlamingSpipernado: babahaha awesome
Juliamon: She has to stitch the vods together for youtube now, but it was worth it
FlamingSpipernado: flamin225Yarp