Foxmar320: Hello
mallyx0: hello
Sacrenos: is it.... back? Has the garbage returned?! is it perhaps time for.... Garbage day?! Let the steam filth fill us all.
Foxmar320: The garbage backlog was piling up. Time to take it out.
Sacrenos: does anyone still have the bingo card?
WearingCats_CwC: Grabbage day?
richard_ermen: So excited, I waited to resub during the SubTrain for today ^^
mallyx0: garbage day!
richard_ermen: @Sacrenos
Sacrenos: @richard_ermen you are he bringer of garbage administration
MAPBoardgames: Spiper Faucet, here I come!
richard_ermen: Let the garbage flow!
WearingCats_CwC: ooh, my bingo card has no character motivation AND dumb character motivation
Foxmar320: woah the rare card!
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
Foxmar320: Hello txc2
TXC2: hi Foxmar320
RockPusher: tqsMagnify lrrGARBO
richard_ermen: Fun coincidence, I've actually been rewatching a few of the older WaPs and Its still so fun ^^
richard_ermen: So this really warms my cockles =)
RockPusher: Look's like garbage is back on the menu!
RockPusher: lrrGARBO voxlunGeiger
TemporallyAwry: !soon
SnackPak_: sergeHi
TXC2: hello RockPusher and TemporallyAwry and SnackPak_ welcome
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (0s from now).
RockPusher: gabyHi TXC2
Foxmar320: Nailed it
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
RockPusher: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Can any of us be truly prepared for garbage day?
Calaban161: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (1m ago).
Sacrenos: time to take the garbage out that was 2022, and throw it in the incinerator
richard_ermen: Nay I say, the best we can all hope for is to let the garbage wash over us.
Foxmar320: I have a cat on my lap and my spreadsheet open im as ready as I can be
richard_ermen: Be trashed, brothers and sisters!
iris_of_ether: lrrHERE lrrGARBO lrrHERE
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
MikoKisai: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
BigDaddyBland87: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Sacrenos: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
mallyx0: ayyyy
TemporallyAwry: penaddTobyhype lrrSIG
djalternative: garbage day!
Calaban161: @Foxmar320 sounds like you are stuck
richard_ermen subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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Foxmar320: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
empyreon: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TemporallyAwry: audio? or just me?
princess_intell: happy garbage day!
GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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ClodiumSoride: lrrSIG
Gascitygaming: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
snowb0und: Gimme da garbage
GhostValv: intro music not being heard
TXC2: indeed no music yet
Violet__Violence: GARBAGE DAAAY
frnknstn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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LadyLockwood92: Aww neat~! Garbage!
lirazel64: Wheee!
Foxmar320: No audio im sure they will fix
princess_intell: time to bring out the biggest dumpster in Victoria for all this trash
paronomasiac042 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months!
paronomasiac042: nice. garbage day.
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NevermorePainting: garbage tiiiiiime
Gekyouryuu: Trash Time!
snailkane subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
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Drasvin: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrGARBO lrrSIG
Alahmnat: the return!
LadyLockwood92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
LadyLockwood92: Finally catching a Garbage Day live~
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cgwonder subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
cgwonder: Oh no! It's garbage day and I forgot to put the bins out!
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dreaminginautumn subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months!
dreaminginautumn: 69 months of Garbage? Nice.
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janda_42: Garbage Day
TXC2: dreaminginautumn nice
princess_intell: time to traumatize Alex with bad game design for our amusement
RocknGrohlNerd: a kingdom od garbage
Violet__Violence: oh how i've missed this show lmao
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Juliamon images music
FelanEntane subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
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Drasvin: lrrGRAHAM lrrALEX lrrSIG
momalyd: Let the garbage flow......
kynelwynn: I’m not hearing any audio.
jedi_master_zll: lrrFINE
lirazel64: I think Alex is amused as well...
RocknGrohlNerd: avngrJam avngrDance avngrJam
Look_at_the_Cards subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
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MistahFixIt: I heard tell it's GARBAGE DAY
hieroglyphica: I had literally just lay down for a week deserved nap when I got this notification, and I made one HELL of a will save to get my ass back up again
nevermore913: It's he best day it's Garbage Day!
dragonthing7: so, if they break the game, they win, right?
cgwonder: is anyone else getting the music? can't tell if it my tablet glitching out
cylindricpanda_: *notices the notification* "OOOOOHHH SHHHHIIII----" :D :D :D <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Gekyouryuu: should there be sound right now?
TXC2: dragonthing7 the sub ocean is always the goal yes
Gascitygaming: @Gekyouryuu not necesarily
amative1: Today is my birthday, so I'm giving a gift to LRR. Here, have Cheer1000!
Foxmar320: Sub ocean is always the ultimate goal
TemporallyAwry: lrrFINE - the music is not just you
MAPBoardgames: I can hear the BGC in my mind
TXC2: happy birthday amative1
fragilepaper: Happy Birthday @amative1 lrrSHINE
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> WATCH+PLAY returns! | @Graham_LRR has some horrible gaming trash and @alexsteacy is gonna play it. | 📷 ||
RealGamerCow: midnig380RoboPog
Songar87 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 35 month streak!
Songar87: sergeHolyMoly 5 years on my first live W+P in ages! sergeJustRight lrrSHINE
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Foxmar320: amative1 Happy Birthday!
Dark_Destra subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 103 months, currently on a 103 month streak!
Dark_Destra: Watch+Play Hype!
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glmdgrielson: Hello!
princess_intell: the drinking game is to take a shot every time the game crashes
red_shoes_jeff: Just in time!
Gekyouryuu: happy birthmas
TXC2: hello glmdgrielson welcome
electra310: Is there music playing?
BusTed: No.
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat are you as excited for the resumption of garbage service as I am?
cgwonder: Happy birthday amative1
MAPBoardgames: lrrGARBO lrrSIG lrrGARBO
TXC2: no music sadly
red_shoes_jeff: I do not hear a music.
NevermorePainting: everything is fine
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offissa: insert witty message here
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fastlane250: wish this was in the previous time slot so it didn't start 1 hour before I get off work but at least it's back!
Gascitygaming: lrrFINE
electra310: I just got my computer back from repair and I was trying to troubleshoot the audio before realizing I ought to just ask :D
Nubrain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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laff_o_tron subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
laff_o_tron: sooo callisto protocol?
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momalyd: I just get a terrible 4 second ad for The Last of Us TV show.
GhostValv: @amative1 happy birthday :)
Anstu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
Anstu: Hello there!
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Dark_Destra: @TheMerricat I Have never been more prepared for trash in my life
princess_intell: a
NevermorePainting: lrrFINE
Rhynerd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months, currently on a 89 month streak!
Rhynerd: Welcome back to the Garbage Games!
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NimrodXIV: ahhh I almost forgot
SirenSongSeas: Garbage daay!
princess_intell: *happy birthday to whomever is celebrating
Pteraspidomorphi: TheMerricat: Yes and no. I am convinced this stream is cursed, every time it resumes something bad happens to make it go away again, so... Let's hope not this time ;)
princess_intell: the trash must flow
KevinTheShark: @fastlane250 you think you got problems, I just started work
Rebornflames subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
Rebornflames: Garbage day IRL too
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Mollylele: lrrSIG gyarbage day lrrSIG
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TheMerricat: @Pteraspidomorphi *fingers crossed*
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Metalupis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months!
Metalupis: let's get in the sub ocean
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accountmadeforants: I feel like this is an appropriate first thing to watch since I got my new laser eyes.
TXC2: Driosenth lrrHEART
Driosenth: GARBAGE DAY!
JoviniusMaximus subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
JoviniusMaximus: <3
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lirazel64: Party100 Party100 Party100 Music bitties.
glmdgrielson: I can't wait for Dr. Clayton Stark's invention exchange!
Dumori subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months!
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fastlane250: @kevintheshark lrrAWW
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: it's been so long since garbage day. My bins are completely full.
momalyd: Celebrator, Happy Birthday!!
Violet__Violence: lez gooooo
TXC2: steady
2Flower subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months!
2Flower: 113 months?! That's 14.125 babies!
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mallyx0: go time
TXC2: Here we GO!
RocknGrohlNerd: any Garage enjoyers in chat today wheelerRita
undecided44 tries to find the right text to wish Graham and Alex an hearty "Welcome back" that conveys the right blend of hype and chill so as to seem appreciative without being bombastic enough as to fall into the para-social uncanny valley... uhhh, hey, I'm glad this stream is back on the calendar.
mallyx0: still no audio
Foxmar320: No audio still
Gascitygaming: ok, now i have no sound?
korvys: Still silent?
Violet__Violence: oop, no sound
iris_of_ether: Got my work meeting headphone in my left ear and Garbage Day in my right :)
SpacePotato01 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months, currently on a 90 month streak!
SpacePotato01: Jour du Garbage!
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drcanonball: sound?
ritchards: is there supposed to be sound?
paronomasiac042: it's goat i'm
prince_infidel: No audio
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun no audio
laikagoat: anti mawp
Songar87: lrrFINE
Sacrenos: the garbage is quiet today
Foxmar320: @LoadingReadyRun Mute
electra310: Sound was borked last night too
RocknGrohlNerd: bullat
TemporallyAwry: And yet I can still heat the intro in my head.
Bahumot: This is how you know it's Watch + Play. :)
GreatWahooney: I can has sound?
momalyd: The sound is in your mind
ryuhimora: silence
ClodiumSoride subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
ClodiumSoride: No better way to start the new year than the return of the return of garbage day!
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roseofloki: today's garbage is a Silent Film!
TheWriterAleph: hello?
DigitalSeahorse: muted
glmdgrielson: Aaaaaand the opening doesn't have sound.
GreatWahooney: thanks!
TheOtherTrevor subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months!
TheOtherTrevor: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrSIG
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Sacrenos: SOUND
korvys: Sound!
red_shoes_jeff: @laikagoat PAWM
princess_intell: sound now
AlchemicalPanda: THere we go
Violet__Violence: womp womp
LeeshaJoy: audio plz
Gascitygaming: hey! :)
BigDaddyBland87: now soud
Brozard: NOW there's sound
theawesomeonev2: now there's sound
Gizmoloid: Looks like intro audio's still borked
SkylerRingtail: It's been busted a couple days
malsareus: ah yes, watch and play with intro bugs, nature is healing
TheMerricat: Intro aduio has been dead for several days now chat. I think they know and are looking into it
DigitalSeahorse: lol
MikoKisai: We have sound now!
KevinTheShark: We hear you 👌
TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
Mollylele: unarmeGameplay
Hatty0 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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pickles6232: alex and graham!
Rhynerd: No sound intro issue continues?
Juliamon: We haven't had intro sound all week
pickles6232: hello!
ClodiumSoride: To be fair, that's perfectly on brand.
Violet__Violence: it's on brand for this show
Foxmar320: Alex fact
IsaTheEngie: it's the new anti-mawp technology
red_shoes_jeff: A sound!
electra310: Last night there was no sound for Lets Nope intro
RockPusher: The intros yesterday were the same
TheWriterAleph: garbage daaaay!
MistahFixIt: Hunh.
indy91: intro is scary enough without sound
GhostValv: yeah that happened yesterday
princess_intell: all good now!
Sarah_Serinde: Talking Sim had that problem yesterday, though I didn't catch if Let's Nope also had it
MAPBoardgames: Just a hint of the garbage to come
laikagoat: yes
Bitter0ne subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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fragilepaper subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
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Pteraspidomorphi: We can hear you
Foxmar320: Yep we hear you guys
Gascitygaming: can here the hosts
Mangledpixel: we can, yes
JoviniusMaximus: We can hear your voice talks
janda_42: The garbage boys!!
emberBecky: last few streams had no intro sound
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh I thought my speaker was going haywire
mallyx0: we hear you
cgwonder: yeah we can ehar you fine
TXC2: we can indeed hear you
TemporallyAwry: It was doing it last night too PrideShrug - everything is " lrrFINE "
korvys: We can now (you started muted)
TheMerricat: Intro aduio has been dead for several days now chat. I think they know and are looking into it @LoadingReadyRun
Sacrenos: we can hear you now
AlchemicalPanda: We couldn't, but we can now.
CataclysmicReverb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
CataclysmicReverb: Welcome back, Graham and Alex
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Scarbble: we can hear y'all
NimrodXIV: we hear you fine
princess_intell: happy garbage day!
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: load and garbage
richard_ermen: Alex & Graham sound good.
DigitalSeahorse: we hear you NOW
Bahumot: So happy to see and hear you both!
electra310: We hear you fine
Anaerin: Yes, we can hear you.
Dark_Destra: Off to a good Start lrrEFF
drcanonball: ALEX!
Mollylele: mulligan
Calaban161: we hear the streames
glmdgrielson: We can hear the players!
prince_infidel: Now we can
Rhynerd: Happened during Let’s Nope last night as well
Keab42: It's great to see Graham returning to his naturally hirsute state
TXC2: clap clap clap
duckace11: Yay Garbage Day!
Gascitygaming: I hope
CmdrMadMoe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months!
CmdrMadMoe: Do Over!
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SmithKurosaki: Hello!
TheAinMAP: There's been no sound for the intros for the past few streams.
momalyd: do all over us
RockPusher: You also had a Windows Update yesterday
lamina5432: good afternoon
malc: also, Graham's headphones are phasing out of reality
margieargie: Fun fact: I got home a few minutes ago, managed to forget about this, then took my garbage out for pickup tomorrow morning... and of course realized "oh right it's the other kind of garbage day again!"
TennoHyena subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
TennoHyena: Badum 10 Months
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electra310: During Lets Nope all the widgets were borked
richard_ermen: Oh btw, @Alex, did you see that Routine will come out this year?
3cbb: you were not audible at first until the thing you did immediately after fading in graham
Violet__Violence: weeelp
JoTyler: the computer restarted and updated during let's nope, i imagine that reset some settings
duckace11: could it have been from the reboot yesterday
They_Are_Alyx: I blame WIndows
beowuuf: blame ian?
GhassanPL subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
GhassanPL: Do over!
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SmithKurosaki: Windows update broke stuff, like the greenscreen filter
RockPusher: Do over, do over
Pteraspidomorphi: Def windows update
AugmentingPath: set audio to "gaslight"
glmdgrielson: Thanks, technology!
iris_of_ether: Windows why
GrizonII: We can hear you just not the intro
TXC2: use take 2
red_shoes_jeff: PLACES!
Gascitygaming: audio!
Violet__Violence: aw yiss
Foxmar320: Got there
korvys: Sound!
Violet__Violence: there it is
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: routine is actually happening, I still can't believe that trailer happened
emberBecky: no this was an issue before the reboot
cgwonder: secret audios just for streamers
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Sarah_Serinde: duckace11 No it was a problem before that
TXC2: Here we GO!
ylegm: woo
BigDaddyBland87: there we go
electra310: Yes!
MistahFixIt: Back to the... Good-er Timeline?
RocknGrohlNerd: thé garbageboys are Back, lets go
DigitalSeahorse: you both look great today
Sacrenos: there we go. never didn't work
MikoKisai: Yay, intro audio!
interiorexplosion: Wow got here just in time for the intro
Calaban161: the fix
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
Foxmar320: I blame Windows for audio settings every time I stream
Gascitygaming: i love the nod
Keab42: Got to get a clean take for the YouTubes
TheMerricat: WOOT! Graham fixed the intros! :D
Dantt2022: garbage day is back!
DigitalSeahorse: yay
Pteraspidomorphi: "watchandplay"
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: garbage core
MistahFixIt: Never didn't have it.
TennoHyena: I the Audio CHunkier?
lirazel64: Graham, you look *so fuzzy!*
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
frnknstn: first time!
cgwonder: yaaaaaay
Orlantia subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 75 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
Orlantia: 75 MONTHS!!! It's been a hell of a ride, and I'm gonna stay on until the bitter end
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Violet__Violence: hallelujah
KevinTheShark: Magnificent
Critterbot: Who was that hairy guy in the background? :D
miniMacGuru: Graham nodding in the background of the intro is just great.
GhostValv: 1st try
Dark_Destra: mmm that's the sound of the garbage flowing
malsareus: Graham, I wish to congratulate your beard for staying ahead of your headhair in the race
emberBecky: \o/
frostownik: they baaaaack
Solipsody: Oh, right, garbage day.
momalyd: Wooooo!!!
DacquoiseTart: looking good guys
Foxmar320: Hellllllloooooo Alex aan Graham
jephlewis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
jephlewis: Heart emoji.
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DigitalSeahorse: xD
duckace11: @Sarah_Serinde so we can't blame Ian? or are we just wrong for doing so?
JaymicUnyielding: WEHEEEEEETR
glmdgrielson: Graham's got great green screening today.
Scarbble: yaaaaay
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck
drcanonball: yattaa
BusTed: tqsHype
Orlantia: returning with harry graham
red_shoes_jeff: Hey Gra lrrHAM Hay ALAX!
mayadappless: another day, another garbage
JaymicUnyielding: oops
TheAinMAP: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
Foxmar320: So much trash in the backlog
GhostValv: wowie
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok lucidWiggle lucidDok
TXC2: Graham is looking danger close to how I look in the summer :p
BusTed: seabatYIKES
barringtonstabb subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 49 months!
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electra310: Alex plz
Violet__Violence: lmao
Songar87: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
meekowalrus: R e j o I c e
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
momalyd: We such terrible things to show you
DigitalSeahorse: beat it!
cakey_factory: Graham plese mohawk once only once pretty pleaaaaaaaaase?
TheWriterAleph: but you cannot beat the bad games
MistahFixIt: I'm glad we can joke about it. Now.
malc: \o/
Foxmar320: D
boyesie: lrrWOW lrrWOW
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: after 1000 years of freedom
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
ThatBenKidd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
ThatBenKidd: Whelp, there go my knees
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TheMerricat: I just noticed Alex's Princess Auto hat. :D
cgwonder: loving alex's RQ t shirt and princess auto beanie combo
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: graham beat cancer, Alex needs to beat the games now
PerringtonOwl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
PerringtonOwl: 69 months AND Garbage Day? NICE!
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krfsm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
krfsm: I heard it's garbage day?
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TheThromborax: nothing for Unreal Engine better than Chemo
glmdgrielson: More figurative and less literal cancer!
DigitalSeahorse: woot woot!
ztara_: hello friends I almost never get to see you live here in the UK.
TXC2: PerringtonOwl ncie
MagicSeeker1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
MagicSeeker1: First garbage day of the year!
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Foxmar320: Pick a bad game to start
Foxmar320: Im helping
RockPusher: A veritable poo-poo platter
TXC2: !patreon
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GreatWahooney: bayou?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: we did this!
Anaerin: @Foxmar320 And then another to follow.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCopium lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO voxlunGeiger
RocknGrohlNerd: G demonstrated a gamer loop, cancer must concede
TemporallyAwry: @GreatWahooney Oh good, I wasn't the only one that heard it.
Alas_Babylon: !card Bayou
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Gizmoloid: G got immunity now, so we're all gonna be fine! That will be my headcanon.
GreatWahooney: @GreatWahooney high five!
Foxmar320: OH yeah!
Foxmar320: I remember that now
SquidVorb: I legit loved that game
Solipsody: Oh, no, they've been fermenting all this time...
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cgwonder: oh god that game
momalyd: old moldy games. Great stuff
passwordlost_hereiam: That game was...something
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer100 lrrGARBO
interiorexplosion: Was that the one with Dogue?
TheThromborax: Short and Crap games are the best for this show
Brozard: Neo-Osaka or something?
ClodiumSoride: "Dogue"
Tehbeard: was that the dogue magazine one?
BigDaddyBland87: Dogue
LadyLockwood92: You got absolutely styled on.
TheWriterAleph: oh god i remember that
Foxmar320: Dogue magazine
MikoKisai: oh right, THAT game
MAPBoardgames: Can you narrow it down any more?
SquidVorb: That was so much fun to watch
Koios7: succinHead succinHead succinHead
WearingCats_CwC: The regional accents
TXC2: and "everyone" had a north american voice
Emergent_OS: Wish you all, all the best!
passwordlost_hereiam: @Tehbeard Yes! Douge!
malc: oh. I had blocked it from my memory
Oscelot: ysbrydHeart ysbrydHeart ysbrydHeart
glmdgrielson: Hello, Comic Sans!
Brozard: Do you awaken the time?
margieargie: I remember that, I meant to play it myself to see the rest of the story but didn't get around to it...
Anaerin: Awaken me up?
WetPaperSack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months!
WetPaperSack: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
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SkylerRingtail: Oh lordy
BigDaddyBland87: Time is oversleeping again
SquidVorb: Is..that comic sans?
Sacrenos: uhhh.. please don't awaken sleeping time
MistahFixIt: Mmm comic sans title card
SalmirAeon: i'm awaken, it is time
TheThromborax: is that Riker in the background?
AugmentingPath: "nominate us" for watch & play?
SeaTekCrazyMax: The time must be awakened
northos: "please nominate us" :D
malc: oooh, Comic Sans *Italic*
TheThromborax: Jonathan Frakes, how far you have fallen
DigitalSeahorse: time must wake and then awaken
BlueMechanic: The Time is going to be late for school
ClodiumSoride: oh yeah, I can mark "Nonsensical Game Name" before it even starts
RedAlexxis: Awaken the time? What!
TheWriterAleph: FBtouchdown
2Flower: I am a steam indie dev and HOW did any of these graphical assets get approved for the steam store
SeaTekCrazyMax: Just like Live A Live
fiftymcnasty: oh its like Live a Live
MistahFixIt: Imagine That.
Nosser2: A modern Daikatana if you while.
AugmentingPath: I, for one, am looking forward to pink cyborg future
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Rhynerd: Is that a Paragon character?
Solipsody: Which time period is the clown viking from?
TXC2: like that beat em up that Ben showed us
ThingsOnMyStream: EPIC motion blur
Ristow: fun fact, we're just 6 days away from the 9 year anniversary of the Prayer Warriors stream
passwordlost_hereiam: Lacross Bot 2000, Samurai, Shooterman, Keanu, and Lady
momalyd: You have select the time period Adam Driver
richard_ermen: Is this in Twitch Database?
Anaerin: Ooh, let's play "Back"
malc: I choose back
TheThromborax: This is JUST like Live A Live
MistahFixIt: Do we have our buddy Superfly?
SalmirAeon: Going back to the past
malsareus: back? but we just escaped 2020
Foxmar320: Just getting right into it
Invitare: ah a spiritual successor to Timesplitters
TheWriterAleph: [ SonicCD voice ] "Fu-ture!"
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the two time periods. past or future
glmdgrielson: Back is my favorite period of time.
cgwonder: that some fire crackle
Emergent_OS: Time reimessade spiritual successor.
AugmentingPath: oh, dark souls
bytecaster: It's a dark souls!
RocknGrohlNerd: I prefer past future
MAPBoardgames: The door is jammming to the music
Brozard: Whykatana
Foxmar320: That hug looks amazing
Tehbeard: Club rave samurai souls-like?
WearingCats_CwC: How did you get IN?
DiabeticMaddness subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 69 months!
DiabeticMaddness: Funny number
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lamina5432: nice paragon character in the title
Foxmar320: hud
Solipsody: Lotta camera shake.
Alas_Babylon: I'm loving this period appropriate past music
glmdgrielson: Orb!
richard_ermen: I've seen some baaaad examples on Iron Pineapples Channel on YT, so this is a treat ^^
TXC2: that's a THICC karate sword
LadyLockwood92: And you're dressed like a Samurai for...reasons.
Foxmar320: Oh you have a Ghost lol
malc: this music is definitely "past"
Bahumot: It is also Destiny!
GrizonII: You know it’s a great game when the first thing you see is a warning that there will be bugs
GreatWahooney: I'm kinda diggin this energy though
margieargie: I was gonna say "did you play this already" but that was probably some other blantant Souls ripoff
DigitalSeahorse: a roll is always good to have in case of hunger
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaaa
GreatWahooney: ENEMIES!
Tehbeard: Is the orb's audio also stuck on monitor only?
NimrodXIV: wat
koodooman: LUL
RedAlexxis: You will be exterminated! .... apparently
cgwonder: ENEMIES
mayadappless: ENEMIES
GTea30: It's so good to be back!
lonlycracker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
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WearingCats_CwC: oh no
Foxmar320: No this is new,
MistahFixIt: eyes up gordian
t3h_f1gm3nt: ruh roh
silverxX59: ORB
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "what year is it". "its the past". "that explains the skulls"
Gekyouryuu: is this maybe assass-soul's creed?
TheAinMAP: MercyWing1 lrrCIRCLE MercyWing2 Flying orb?
RocknGrohlNerd: oh god Its Sarevok
Knitting_Goblin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
Knitting_Goblin: So glad to have more Garbage Day! Welcome back!
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Violet__Violence: shitty soulslikes blend together after a while tbh
Alahmnat: oh I love elden ring
rhapsodyblue92: Somehow Palpatine returned!
bytecaster: This garbage feels fresh to me
Brozard: Doesn't that sound like the Atmosfear game dude?
2Flower: What even is a hit box?!
TXC2: we've played these assets before probably :p
Creideiki_SE: I was waiting for the "ORB!" but remembered that is another stream.
passwordlost_hereiam: Trick him into the hole?
Alahmnat: I mean Sekiro
Brozard: I forget their name
Dumori: wow we did some chips of dmg
Songar87: Fireball in every slot?
Dantt2022: it's similar garbage but not the same
Foxmar320: I also keep a spreadsheet with every game they play on W+P
glmdgrielson: @Creideiki_SE I did that for you.
Aenir798: Oh hooray it's finally Garbage Day, I can get rid of all this trash I piled up.
MAPBoardgames: fireball in every position
WearingCats_CwC: Fireball goes in every slot?
Featherweight_: Powerfully Sinastar
BigDaddyBland87: The ultimate do no damage at all
ritchards: sod it, jump in the pit!
RealGamerCow: Why do these people make these games so damn visually dark?
TXC2: punch is the sword of the body
red_shoes_jeff: The punch hurts them, at least.
Driosenth: Graham, Zero play time for the LRR account or across all Steam Users, cause I could believe both
Ravensfest: Punch was working.
surlaan: IS IT CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!? more watch and play!
AugmentingPath: there appears to be some damage on one of the ENEMIES
Manae: Are they hurting each other, or is the spell just "aura of pain"
Solipsody: And you thought Dark Souls was hard...
CataclysmicReverb: This's VERY similar to other games seen on the Play-Watch Andening, like the one with the Sodium Skeletons
Gascitygaming: minimum range on weapons maybe?
Brozard: You gotta Sparta them into the pit
Inari_Kitsune: my internet died and i came to reset and saw a wonderful twitch notification. hooray!
malc: btw, the ghost of your wall is haunting your camera
Foxmar320: Id love it if the Flying Orb would shut up lol
BigDaddyBland87: oh no stun lock
surlaan: Now I need to decide to call out or not to watch
bytecaster: Everybody knows that samurai traditionally only used their fists
Tehbeard: Flying Orb, please the mic away from your mouth, and lower the gain.
t3h_f1gm3nt: no it healed a very tiny amount
ninjitsumonkey subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months, currently on a 82 month streak!
ninjitsumonkey: Ahh fresh garbage.
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MikoKisai: I love it when dialgoue auto-triggers repeatedly
Brozard: Stairs are OP apparently?
AchillesAndTortoise: are you supposed to just run away?
Mangledpixel: the flying orb is talking over itself
GrizonII: Subtitles right on top of the hud lol
SeaTekCrazyMax: Stun lock and no iframes?
TheMerricat: So with respect to Graham's assertation that this game was essentially just them smashing together all the assets they could purchase. In the steam discussions it was pointed out these are all the "Paragon" assets that Epic released for free.... :D
Foxmar320: Flying Orb is just repeating itself everytime you move
AugmentingPath: really tiny hitbox on the sword
Driosenth: AI can't fight on stairs?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i think it's broken
malsareus: Can we give the orb some kind of walkie talkie?
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
WearingCats_CwC: Love that the dialogue loops every time you walk through there
SeaTekCrazyMax: I think this game might have some balance issues
fiftymcnasty: gotta upgrade your flask
FarleyF: Flying orb is Links fairy after a mid life crisis
Redbassist subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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jedi_master_zll: There were an ellipsis "..." and then another one with spaces in the same sentence " ... "
RedAlexxis: why are we taking directions from orbs that sound like Daleks
bytecaster: Truly an Esdont flask
Sacrenos: good phasing on the text
accountmadeforants: “Realistic healing” :p
Foxmar320: LOL
frnknstn: Dimmu Borgir voice filter
TheAinMAP: tqsRIP
Foxmar320: Yeah thats a Destiny
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NapalmSideburns: Garbage day! \o/
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cgwonder: so many font choices so far
ValtheDrake subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
ValtheDrake: oh man, would love to stay for this but dayshift tomorrow, guess I'll see you on the vod side
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AugmentingPath: 50 regular and 10 tracer arrows
Sacrenos: you are not holding that arrow
accountmadeforants: sajamVibe
Foxmar320: Does the bow even work?
GreatWahooney: ENEMIES!
AugmentingPath: i like how Alex is going for a headshot like this game would have location-based damage
cgwonder: ENEMIES
DigitalSeahorse: 3 full bars that all have different angled tips
t3h_f1gm3nt: ENEMIES
aggrocrow: huzzah! the brave bois heroically return to the trash fire!
TheThromborax: everytime you do an attack, Kid Flash does a lap
accountmadeforants: Animes!
Diabore: return of garbage!
Mai_Andra: found the Greystone cloning factory
Solipsody: Do your arrows do the same lighting effect as the sword swing?
saucemaster5000: It was in thucydides
paronomasiac042: is warcraft not in the past?
ritchards: please try to jump in that pit
raulghoulia: you weren't there
Foxmar320: Crate!
MAPBoardgames: different sword
Diabore: starting off with a good one i see
t3h_f1gm3nt: @DigitalSeahorse oh god you're right and i hate that i can see that now
SajuukSjet: the speaker _wishes_ they were Palpatine
Ravensfest: It's all the past rolled into one.
TXC2: fantasy knights
someone_evil: This is an eerily familiar W+P game
lamina5432: oh even more paragon assets, the enemies are one of the tanks
Gekyouryuu: fun fact: samurai were still around during the American Civil War
GreatWahooney: which-er sword do I use this time
BusTed: indistinguishable from the witcher
princess_intell: I thought I was still in 480p, but no, those are the assets
Lord_Hosk: This game is just like the witcher!
EricTheOrange: I'm guessing the extreme distortion on the voice is to eaither hide amature Voice acting or text to speach.
TheWriterAleph: identical
malc: THe Whicher
Sacrenos: I was going to say the witcher graham, you stole my joke! :P
AugmentingPath: I spent years building up an immunity to iron swords
princess_intell: (on my phone)
cgwonder: look at the tiny barrels!
Foxmar320: I missed Crate
hawkeye437 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
hawkeye437: w+p pog
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Tehbeard: Toss a coin to your ronin, oh dungeon of plent.
malsareus: Barrels! we truly are back
Pteraspidomorphi: RedAlexxis: It's perfectly reasonable advice: "Watch your step" "Find a place" "Kill the DOCTOR"
Mai_Andra: Oh, that's Greystone from Paragon. It seems like they used the aoe ability FX for his basic melee attack...
matthaus_c: garbage day is back! may the toilets reign for a thousand years! <3
TXC2: GIANT dao sword
Solipsody: If you cut yourself shaving enough times, steel can't hurt you anymore.
zed_alpha subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
zed_alpha: THE SEVEN YEARS! Funnily enough, the first Prayer Warriors W+P stream was the first LRR livestream I ever watched.
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Gascitygaming: Perry the giant sword platypus>!
Anaerin: Parry the Platypus?
MAPBoardgames: Training sword; does no damage
SpacePotato01: So some stage magicians can swallow swords. This person...
BrowneePoints: I mean, technically if you eat breakfast cereal you do start your day eating bits of iron
matthaus_c: PARRY the platypus?!
someone_evil: Perry the itron sword?
RedAlexxis: @Pteraspidomorphi So true!
malsareus: guess you need to find some golden seeds
Lord_Hosk: Get stabbed with a knife, then a dagger, then a gladiolus... over time you can withstand broadswords
princess_intell: a giant sword? PERRY the giant sword??
Foxmar320: Ive seen this dungeon in Breath of the Wild.
Songar87: Is there a map?
glmdgrielson: Maps are overrated.
Gascitygaming: this basement is designed worse than my Valheim bases, and those are horrible
t3h_f1gm3nt: hello sir!
GrizonII: Why is the sword held so high up along it
MAPBoardgames: Clearly the past
JacksonBross: Hey there big fella
WearingCats_CwC: A pointy lad
saucemaster5000: It's Tim Roth!
Mai_Andra: Rampage!
RAICx: Hey all, just got here, is this the first game of the stream?
princess_intell: perry the platypus jokes will never get old
TXC2: RAICx yeap
Foxmar320: Stunlock!
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
mayadappless: this is just like dark souls
EricTheOrange: by watch and play score scaling this is still like a 5/10
hawkeye437: sick stun locking
MistahFixIt: VWOOP
BrowneePoints subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
BrowneePoints: oh snap I get to get the Rare W+P Resub achievo. I think I finally collected the whole set!
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JacksonBross: "rrrr, rrrow, rrrr, rrrow" -- dead big guy
Dumori: Do we has a heal spell there?
AugmentingPath: want some blue
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: awe, owr *repeat forever*
Foxmar320: Key!
RockPusher: hmmm - something not quite keying out on Graham's side edge
TXC2: in before key unlocks a key
raulghoulia: was that an arcade font?
ClodiumSoride: maybe the font is from the future
steelfox13: They're like fainting goats
accountmadeforants: They did not evolve a Poise stat
RocknGrohlNerd: sword OP couses flinch
Juliamon: RockPusher I think there's a light reflecting off the wall
DoodlestheGreat: YAY! Watch & Play is back!
Mai_Andra: Amazing to see Paragon assets finally showing up here.
princess_intell: man I've missed this show
DoodlestheGreat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:10.
TheMerricat: So these really _are_ just the assets Epic made free when they ended their failed Paragon MOBA.....
glmdgrielson: [is checking their bingo card]
Anaerin: You can pick up the knocked-off numbers and consume them for healing!
zed_alpha: !bingo
LRRbot: Play along with your own Kamigawa Draft Bingo card! There is no prize, it's just fun.
BrowneePoints: That seems like the humor Wildstar Online had
Foxmar320: There is a bug in Fallout 76 that makes the damage numbers hang in the air
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: they did a similar gag in Hot Shots Part Deux
MrSarkhan: It's garbage day again!
MistahFixIt: That reminds me of the novel Who Framed Roger Rabbit - toons would speak in Word Balloons and the balloons would, in fact, pile up in the streets
RockPusher: Juliamon I blame the Windows update messing with settings
Ravensfest: Your sword seems to remove bones
passwordlost_hereiam: VR game where you grab enemies' full healthbars when yours gets low.
Gascitygaming: man i need to go back to gungeon some time
glmdgrielson: Oh yeah, the Lowercase R. That was the best weapon.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: when he fires so many rounds he ends up on a small hill of them
GreatWahooney: damn, Gungeon was fun
EricTheOrange: the lowercase r gun
Anubis169: Garbage Day!
Sacrenos: I remember a game doing that? like having the ui being actually physical? I can't remember for hte life of me what it was
JacksonBross: Sort of like "Gun with Occasional Music" only stupider
Brozard: Sword acquired
Alahmnat: I feel like we could make a really solid game out of the cast off random game design thoughts Alex has had over the years
princess_intell: @mistahfixit that's actually a great touch
margieargie: Kinda like the gun shooting a flag with "Bang!" on it
boyesie: is the stamina bar still going down?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: ohhhhh
accountmadeforants: Baba Is Shoot
Anubis169: uhh... is the character actually holding that weapon during the running animation?
BrowneePoints: tbf, Paragon sucked
glmdgrielson: The letters the Lowercase R changes depending on some of the other weapons you have!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I thought these assets seemed awfully nice
glmdgrielson: Good camera here.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I wanted paragon to be good
TheThromborax: do you start with magic?
TheThromborax: you have full mana
zed_alpha: Rapid-fire weapons would either say "gun" really fast or just hold the word "bullets" for a long time. Bulleeeeeeeeeeets
TheMerricat: Yes, I've IDed both your character and the monsters you've been 'fighting' as characters from Paragon. :D
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
AugmentingPath: the same as you, but made of bismuth
BrowneePoints: I played quite a bit of the beta, the art was neat but the game was awful
Anaerin: Might want to crush a dew.
malc: ah, the medieval sauna
MistahFixIt: That's what The Dip was originally for in the novel iirc - disposing of Toon Garbage
princess_intell: why did they make the assets available to the public? genuine question.
Solipsody: Was that a spear?
Solipsody: Halberd?
Dumori: X again?
lamina5432: i put forth the MOBA didn't fail cause I liked it but that Fortnite succeeded to hard
Mai_Andra: Speaking of Paragon, one of the remakes is in early access now - Predecessor. It's still an early build (and not final item system), but it feels solid. Good potential.
ArisuGunplaSFW: wait that ability all the way to the right is from LoL
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ZachtlyAsIntended: GARBO DAY!!!
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BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: why are we not supprised
betweenmyself: Yay! Internet restored after 36 hours and come back to Watch and Play riffYeti
gawag_: is it F1, F2, etc?
Solipsody: Surely the more realistic heart is better.
korvys: Huh, does that mean you can put fireball in every slot?
Juliamon: princess_intell There's no point in throwing away art
barringtonstabb: Are those the spell icons from Divinity 2?
malc: we found the clipart gallery
mayadappless: anatomical heart or graphic heart?
Rhynerd: I thought that robot in the title screen looked familiar
Foxmar320: Yesssss
passwordlost_hereiam: Master Yi strats
accountmadeforants: Clean iconography C:
TheThromborax: praise the sutures
MAPBoardgames: Fireball in every slot
Luminaire_p: Trade blue for red
Dumori: Big yawn
Sacrenos: great animation
RocknGrohlNerd: Is this Green Milé?
princess_intell: how much outright asset theft is typical of these games?
TXC2: "break the walls DOWN!"
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh good we have the basic restore spell from skyrim
RocknGrohlNerd: mile
WearingCats_CwC: Just like Skyrim
Foxmar320: Mana regins
Songar87: Getting big Hosportal energy from that.
BrowneePoints: wait yea is that Master Yi's Meditate?
AugmentingPath: I feel like this dev used much too large of numbers for health and damage
TheWriterAleph: toggle the hoggle
Ravensfest: That's how it works for Jerico, right?
Foxmar320: Dude didn't see you lol
Juliamon: princess_intell 90% of W+P games use stolen assets
margieargie: Ohhh, they respawn don't they....
MistahFixIt: wow if your magic auto-regens that fast then the potions are TURBO garbage
Solipsody: The pathfinding is... Creative.
MaddogM: Is that why it's his entrance? more health?
Sacrenos: Many enemies, left side, handle them
Calaban161: MP regen is prety good
RockPusher: princess_intell if you make a game engine, more free assets out there for your engine hopefully means more games for your engine and maybe money for you
princess_intell: @juliamon sounds about right
Anubis169: that's a back-worn weapon at best
WetPaperSack: Maybe they just wanted to rub their face on the wall before getting into combat...
BrowneePoints: it almost looks like an old icon asset from League of Legends
accountmadeforants: Was that guy just DVD Logo-ing over the map until he hit you?
Anubis169: a Saya
princess_intell: @rockpusher thanks!
CataclysmicReverb: The music sounds like a remix between something I've heard in 3 asset flip games before, and something I've been DMCA'd for
Anubis169: wait is it inside your sword now?
flowerseses: oh this is an unexpected treat
BrowneePoints: specifically one of the old mastery tree icons from the support tree I think
Anubis169: Alex you put your sheath inside your sword
ArisuGunplaSFW: @browneepoints it looks like clarity spell
Alahmnat: hover text coming in the next build
brieandbacon: Teeth spell!
ClodiumSoride: I like the symbol heart and the anatomical heart as separate icons
silverxX59: they do a thing
Ravensfest: So one spell is a heart and the other is a cartoon heart?
Anaerin: Is there some kind of key binding in the options?
BusTed: thejen9Teeth
zed_alpha: !teeth
BigDaddyBland87: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Driosenth: TEETH
JaymicUnyielding: T E E T H
zed_alpha: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos
cgwonder: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
EricTheOrange: eat your teeth
cmdrelk: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Songar87: I cast....CIRCLE
Anubis169: nope, it's just the circle generator
Foxmar320: uhhhhhhh
Ravensfest: trap?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: nice ring
malc: maybe it summons a demon in the future
TXC2: but what if we are the demons?
MAPBoardgames: Spider faucet confirmed!
LadyLockwood92: No Graham. You are the demons.
Anubis169: oh it's a proximity mine :D
JaymicUnyielding: but then john WAS the demons
AugmentingPath: more samurais than I expected
MistahFixIt: Okay I like the Claymore Spell
Songar87: Circle OP
saravaughan: graham is the devon
TheThromborax: I Frame-cycles
Dumori: Explosive rune in every slot
TheAinMAP: jlrrCreeper
GrizonII: A Burning Ring of Fire?
glmdgrielson: What happened to temporal consistency?
TheThromborax: and you can obviously tell why this is "teeth"
hawkeye437: MP also comes back super fast
Foxmar320: Welp this is how we beat the game
Rhynerd: Explosion magic, the true path to victory
ritchards: Ha HADOKUN!
malsareus: so, how many souls do we gent from these mooks?
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DigitalSeahorse: door stuck?
BrowneePoints: this is just a look at the Diablo 4 pre-pre alpha before they restarted obvs /s
Anubis169: Jambed
accountmadeforants: A power all mages dream of, being able to just stand there and cast bullshit
Luminaire_p: ENEMIES
WetPaperSack: Is it... the raspberry?
Manae: Right-hand labyrinth rules
ritchards: jump in the pit! (no idea if it does anything, just want to do that)
cgwonder: enemies1!
GreatWahooney: ENEMIES
ThingsOnMyStream: I like the overlaping captions
accountmadeforants: ANIMES
DigitalSeahorse: the door was a jam
mayadappless: left voice and right voice
Keab42: I bet you have to jump down the well
emberBecky: "Find a place" there he says right there
GrizonII: Find…FIND
paronomasiac042: right-hand-rule your way outta here!
DigitalSeahorse: ajar of jam :P
silverxX59: what kind of jam is the door
lackingsanity: enemies, you say?
elkae: @ThingsOnMyStream It's *accessible*! :D
glmdgrielson: @silverxX59 Blackberry.
Anubis169: the "Enemies" guy sounds like the one that auditioned for the Dalek voice, and lost
GreatWahooney: F
LadyLockwood92: There are enemies in the base.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: f
cgwonder: why font, why?
electra310: F
WetPaperSack: Wonder what happens if you don't have the key
glmdgrielson: Good font choice.
Alahmnat: what if we don't have the F key?
ritchards: IF you have the key, I dunno, I'm just the game...
iris_of_ether: F
glmdgrielson: W
Anubis169: F xxxCOM
Solipsody: I hope that's on the honour system. "Oh, yeah, I totally have a... Key..."
mallyx0: nichF
elkae: frecquency
passwordlost_hereiam: Frecquency
malc: frecquency
Shadowsoflife: o/
bytecaster: That chair is tiny
Anubis169: Frequency is fine, turn the reverb down
mayadappless: adjusting my frecquencies...
betweenmyself: Sounds like Saint 14 pennyWhat
glmdgrielson: I love the floating health bars.
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LadyLockwood92: I hate when my orb has to adjust it's frecquency
Sacrenos: ijured?
Anubis169: 'if your'... oh boy...
Solipsody: Wait, is this a sequel to the You Testament?
Luminaire_p: ijured
electra310: What's the frecquency, Quenneth
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Weagle: I see it's time for the ol' "I really like Dark Souls" W&P game
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DigitalSeahorse: silverxX59 ajar of cherry (wood) jam?
Ravensfest: new from Apple, the I-Jured
tyrsredritehand: Diekatana 2? ;)
Solipsody: Find John the Baptist!
elkae: Ooo a bingo
Anubis169: Bad Game Bingo
malsareus: Maybe you navigate the quickbar with WASD?
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glmdgrielson: I still don't have any squares marked on my bingo card.
richard_ermen: This is certainly an "Unexplained Mechanics"
MaddogM: What mashing did you do to change the spell? :P
bytecaster: This room has a tiny chair!
3PlayerPolitics: omg Watch + Play! yessss 😄
RosencrantzESQ: Oh! Watch+Play live! This is a treat of... disputable calibre.
DigitalSeahorse: woah
Foxmar320: Nice death trap
TXC2: spinny log death!
DigitalSeahorse: prickly
ApoC7_Schimmel: SeemsGood
cgwonder: i might be wrong, but
MistahFixIt: Making an educated assumption
glmdgrielson: Actually, I have "Terrible Voice Acting" and "No Hit Indication"...
GreatWahooney: oh good, laundry's done
AugmentingPath: looks to me like you should try to slide tackle under it
mayadappless: it's like dark souls
GrizonII: Why do you start the game with multiple different healing spells
TheThromborax: this is Dark Souls so look for invisible walls
TXC2: Graham with his honed gamer senses there
glmdgrielson: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaze.
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: anyone recognize the music?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
passwordlost_hereiam: Is "Maze not seen from above" on the BINGO?
bolas_dnd: Garbage Dayyyyyyyy
Anaerin: Likes to teach you through Trial and Error - The game is a trial, and to purchase it was an Error.
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malc: this game is very corny. so much maize
ritchards: I would not be surprised to find this castle map was a free asset too
Anubis169: 14-across (path to the boss arena)
Foxmar320: Uhhhhh
TheThromborax: was that the Eternity Devil?
dragonthing7: time loop
SnorriTheNosebiter: Oh nice, Sekiro got a sequal?
glmdgrielson: Do we need seventy stars or something?
DigitalSeahorse: 1 down is "Deadend"
MistahFixIt: Ah yes, Gnolls. Very historical
TheLittleMako: ah, W+P. The best birthday present :D
bytecaster: A another species doomed for extinction due to being overly staggerable
Luminaire_p: entety
mayadappless: are they saying "quiet" when they die?
BrowneePoints: Yea, Sekiro: This Shadow Sucks Butt
passwordlost_hereiam: An titty?
TheThromborax: misspelled words
TheWriterAleph: e n t e t y
RocknGrohlNerd: goozled by bad lvl design
cgwonder: entety
elkae: entety, nice
GreatWahooney: tell me more about the entety
bolas_dnd: LUL
malsareus: an Ent-ety
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drcanonball: The great Entety
MAPBoardgames: en titie?
accountmadeforants: This is the giant maze I drew in textbooks when I was bored, but only the part where I ran out of ideas and was just filling space
3PlayerPolitics: ent*tty?
glmdgrielson: Does this qualify for "Made by One Person"?
bolas_dnd: Ent titty
MistahFixIt: Cannot Repect Ye Orbe
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, yeah the entety, we've all seen it.
ghyllnox: Un tiddie?
Anubis169: Frequent Typos, Check
DigitalSeahorse: an entry
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muondecay: 105 months subscribing to my favorite comedy ENTETIES!
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MikoKisai: I like how the text clipped OUTSIDE the frame for it
SpacePotato01: the begining with one n eh
TXC2: "damn she got some enteties!"
MaddogM: What was it alared from?
WearingCats_CwC: In the beginning there was the word, and the word was entety
ThingsOnMyStream: It is possible that this hallway is non-Euclidean space?
GrizonII: A dungeon crawler based on crossword puzzles could make for a pretty interesting concept tbh
ButButTheJesus: hi folks happy Garbage Day
DigitalSeahorse: an tities
MistahFixIt: Down is exotic
Alahmnat: it's to prevent speed running
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Zanathosis: Watch and Play is back? Nature is healing!
TXC2: hello ButButTheJesus welcome
Gascitygaming: ineligible fonts in game *points* on the developer, the game need not be taken seriously, automatic, poking of fun!
TheThromborax: Rogue-ish
EricTheOrange: the original one
MistahFixIt: Rogue-LITE aspects, yes
SnackPak_: kinda, yeah
richard_ermen: Classic Diablo was a roguelite.
Anubis169: yeah they were
RocknGrohlNerd: no rogues no likes in this game
ClodiumSoride: yes, DIablo the first one was much closer to a roguelike
glmdgrielson: Skippy sank in lava, Corwin turned to slime...
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GreatWahooney: by the stupid current definition, yes
MAPBoardgames: Mazes are great gameplay filler just like sawdust for sausages
Critterbot: If anything Diablo was a roguelite.
WizardZedd: Diablo was directly based on Rogue. The original prototype was even turn-based.
Solipsody: If this is a roguelike I'll actually be sort of impressed. Not favourably impressed, but still.
Critterbot: More than a roguelike.,
Tiber727: Diablo was I think explicitly inspired by Roguelikes.
betweenmyself: Think the first roguelike I played was Toejam and Earl pennyWhat
GayGhostPrince: whoaaa graham and alex are back!
BrowneePoints: yea D1 and D2 on Hardcore are definitely inspired by Rogue
Gizmoloid: Hey, chat, could someone explain to me what's "Found the Super-Ocean" in the Bingo? I only remember sub-oceans.
Juliamon: Never say something is a roguelike, you'll draw out the pedants
TheThromborax: what are those shadows that sort of float on the screen? are those empty healthbars?
GayGhostPrince: I'm about to get on a plane because i can't stay but i love yall
Gascitygaming: that's why i only have one basement
Anubis169: kinda yeah
richard_ermen: Funnily enough, Hell starts at Sub-Level 12.
glmdgrielson: Why is the portal to hell in a church?
malsareus: own brand satan
matthaus_c: kill Santa
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: kind of those devils to build stairs
Anubis169: it's the Sub-basement
Anaerin: The Road to hell is paved with good intentions.
WetPaperSack: You don't even actually kill him either
drcanonball: Satan-LITE
AugmentingPath: we call him diabolo now
saucemaster5000: the church was paved with good intentions
MistahFixIt: Literally face God and walk (forwards) into Hell lol
northos: I can't believe it's not seitan?
mayadappless: "quiet"
elkae: @Gizmoloid Super-Ocean is UP, as in, fall up
passwordlost_hereiam: Book of Demons (which is clearly a Diablo homage in many ways) does the same.
Calaban161: Diablo means devil in Spanish
bolas_dnd: There is the "One World" cosmology where every planar realm is accessible from the prime material.
cadesguy: not really a portal, just a long hall
GayGhostPrince: i will do my best,
kassbjames: Ursats Satan.
RockPusher: GayGhostPrince good luck!
Alahmnat: lol
Foxmar320: My town has so many lids to Hell
TheThromborax: only Christians believe in the devil. where else would it be?\
Ryxiene: LUL
BrowneePoints: I mean the villain of the next game is Literally Lilith Graham
TheMerricat: @Gizmoloid Sub Ocean is below the world, super ocean would be above the world. subscript and superscript.
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Luminaire_p: Do they say "at last... quiet" when they die?
Anubis169: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh meeeeeeeenn
Mai_Andra: oh, we got to the Khaimera level...
Pteraspidomorphi: DId they recover from the NOTAM thing?
Crad0k: uhhhhh, i'm irish, the church has a pretty spotty record on the 'keeping back' part of that...
passwordlost_hereiam: Hell is the world's Kambucha that went bad!?
muondecay: Do not use church if the safety seal on it has been tampered with
MolaMolaphant: like one of those sippy cup lids you can get to put on cans
mayadappless: @Luminaire_p I think so
Drasvin: Spanish Satan
Mushbie: real duck "I can't believe it's not seitan*
ArisuGunplaSFW: why is his stamina so bad all of the sudden
Robot_Bones: like some sort of mouth above hell, a Hell mouth if you will
AugmentingPath: this stam bar is not very punsihing
frostownik: Torchlight was also down down down we go
tenthtechpriest: the sky is just a superocean
Mai_Andra: Khaimera cannot climb stairs.
Rourke9: i wonder how the circle works on the stairs
RockPusher: Pteraspidomorphi last I saw it is up but the flow-on disruptions continue
malsareus: so, do your FP recover faster than your stamina? maybe a magic build is more efficient
MAPBoardgames: You got way better at this game once you started using the sword that damages dudes
LadyLockwood92: I hate when my church gets hell stains on it. I look away for five seconds and my whole church is orange forever.
WetPaperSack: Walk To Hell, the new album from Burp Your Church
GreatWahooney: why we suddenly floaty
t3h_f1gm3nt: !boing
Foxmar320: Found the cafeteria
Ravensfest: Are the bottles of beer on the stairs?
meekowalrus: Ah, the norwegian church burper metal
WearingCats_CwC: If Welsh mythology has taught me anything it's that if you wander around in random forests long enough you'll eventually bumblefuck your way into the afterlife
malc: !boing
Gizmoloid: @Gizmoloid Huh, I can't really remember them ever FALLING up. Thanks!
Songar87: I'm a kangaroo now!
Shadowsoflife: boo
SnackPak_: booo!
EricTheOrange: kangaroo no yooni
Foxmar320: woah
cgwonder: BARRELS
elkae: the motherCask!
Pteraspidomorphi: RockPusher: That's what I imagined would happen :(
eric_christian_berg: Butts!
t3h_f1gm3nt: beeeeeeeeg
Anubis169: Oversized props, GET
Golldum: demon quoted at "Atlast, Quiet"
SalmirAeon: that's a lot of booze!
frostownik: do a barrel roll
glmdgrielson: Giant barrels!
richard_ermen: "Yes...for the love of god."
Anubis169: those are Tuns
BigDaddyBland87: Party!
Solipsody: That, once again, is a hogshead.
Manae: Hogsheads
Oscelot: Rofl Alex XD
frank_the_great: Is there an actual bingo sheet?
Pteraspidomorphi: Bad day to fly
Anaerin: Are those Butts.
Bearudite: literal BUTTload
morgoth_bauglyr: i mean wine barrels are that big
malc: borrel
Luminaire_p: Dire Crate
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: prop hunt?
CataclysmicReverb: Isn't that Dark Souls?
ArisuGunplaSFW: Crash Bandicoot?
Gascitygaming: crate zord
7gorobei: there are casks that big
WiJohn: Well you've heard of small beer, this is the other one
cgwonder: You could fit all thirteen dwarves in one of those bad boys
DigitalSeahorse: lol
bytecaster: Crate/Barrel Tower Defense!
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TXC2: that's a strategic revere of Casks
ClodiumSoride: Didn't you play that game? It was a Half Life mod.
elkae: @frank_the_great
accountmadeforants: Super Crate Box?
richard_ermen: Wasn't that the Half Life 2 mod about crates?
GayGhostPrince: kingdom hearts does that but it's not the focus
glmdgrielson: For when the entire city needs to be drunk.
SnackPak_: frag crates
TreeVor84: explosive barrels
SkylerRingtail: Something something Crateos
3cbb: that's just bloons tower defense
saucemaster5000: I want to see a Sim City game where you are fighting Crate and Barrel
Alahmnat: gelatinous crate
MaddogM: Are you fighting the crates in Donkey Kong?
Redbassist: I think the orb is saying "at last, quiet" in reference to defeating enemies?
Anubis169: Can you crouch?
CAKHost: Hi everyone!
DigitalSeahorse: oh yeah, I keep forgetting about DB game jam games
GrizonII: @accountmadeforants That’s more collecting crates
Rourke9: can you roll under the spikes?
Calaban161: Roll under?
MaddogM: well barrels
SalmirAeon: what about "What The Crate?"?
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
BrowneePoints: Even weirder Graham, Diablo and his Evil Kin were originally a 7 Headed Dragon that was thrown to "Earth" in a climactic battle
DarkNacht: Can you roll under the spikes?
zed_alpha: I realize that this is a futile question...But what is the point of the game? What are we expected to be trying to do?
RockPusher: Pteraspidomorphi I mean, the flying is probably fine - the getting to the point of actually being able to fly, now that is the issue now :D
TXC2: 103%
Solipsody: What are the black bars that seem to be behind the level geometry?
lannersong: what's this one called?
Ristow: either instanst or almost nothing
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah, I hate airports
MistahFixIt: @Solipsody - Discarded health-bars
ArisuGunplaSFW: Awaken the Time?
AugmentingPath: Solipsody health bars of dead monsters
DigitalSeahorse: I should play those if I can still find the links
MAPBoardgames: maybe the game has really good checkpointing?
frostownik: @Solipsody leftover healthbars
betweenmyself: We need a Companion Crate… Like a Cube, but more suggestive of carrying capacity. riffYeti
glmdgrielson: @Solipsody Health bars of defeated enemies.
WetPaperSack: The Lord's Labyrinth this ain't
serialtram: 53% chance
Brozard: That *has* to exist
mallyx0: evil genious?
malsareus: trap mechanic
BrowneePoints: they are making that Alex
red_shoes_jeff: There's a couple games like that, I think.
Solipsody: I wonder if they might be defunct health bars, maybe from defeated enemies? I don't know.
Bearudite: like vicera cleanup dteail
TXC2: besieged, but for traps ?
Manae: Isn't that Orcs Must Die?
lannersong: good the time should be awake it's very late in the day
eric_christian_berg: "Bring in the next pig!"
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MistahFixIt: Oh so viscera cleanup detail but for evil overlords
BusTed: Orcs Must Die is another fun one in that vein.
Foxmar320: Yeah EA kinda killed that series
GrizonII: This feels like it was designed randomly. Like not randomly generated, just someone was picking random stuff and throwing them in
elkae: This game had a silly name, right?
AugmentingPath: @Solipsody really couldn't say
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DarkNacht: Date all the traps
bytecaster: I'd play a trap support tech
malsareus: date all the dungeon orcs and trolls
BrowneePoints: didnt they announce a new game at the Game Awards like that
Arikell: Is that not just a variant of ultimate chicken horse
walkwithoutrhythm: Don't threaten me with a good time
JusticeJuice: Power wash sim, rouge lite dungeon edition.
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
SnackPak_: F
darkalter2000: I think you are going backwards?
glmdgrielson: What is good level design?
DigitalSeahorse: keep hugging left
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: there was a really interesting game shown off at...the game awards...? where you design an fps dungeon, see how many people it kills, then go try other people's designs as the infiltrator. looks cool
Ravensfest: You're in the past!
Juliamon: There is no Jesus here to save you
NapalmSideburns: Dangit, why isn't this pressure-plate triggering!? *jumps on it to jiggle it loose*
interiorexplosion: I'm not convinced these mazes are euclidean
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: like Mario maker + Titanfall
GhassanPL: Point in this game's favor: no loading screens
thinlissy: omg it's back :) what a great closure for my Wednesday!
betweenmyself: Dungeon Keeper with Dati mg Sim aspects… How long til you can “get inside” an Iron Maiden?
lannersong: no way it was
margieargie: I think whoever made this game REALLY loved the dungeons in Daggerfall
TheMerricat: Chat, is anyone else seeing black bars in the distance now and then when alex turns?
bytecaster: Who puts a trap into a dead end?
frank_the_great: It can be both
saucemaster5000: there was a procedure
MikoKisai: @elkae It's called "Awaken the Time"
Foxmar320: oh no
Gnuttor: Oh, how I have longed for this! Thanks Alex for your pain. Thanks Graham for your torture of Alex!
RosewoodTheCat: You're in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike
SnackPak_: welp
NimrodXIV: F key not found
elkae: @MikoKisai Thank you kindly
TheOtherTrevor: how many more fonts can they pack in here
Rourke9: imo this is falling into the category of "would be a totally passable student project but dont sell it"
silverxX59: don't we already have the blue key
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Bits of this feels like it's too intentional to be procedural
CataclysmicReverb: "I have mapspace to fill, gotta fill it with something" is a proceedure of sorts
ArisuGunplaSFW: lmaooo
malc: procedurally generated in the sense that the dev threw assets at a map to see what stuck
Violet__Violence: um
SkylerRingtail: Wut
BusTed: Your trial has ended.
Songar87: Uhhhhh
malsareus: you won?
elkae: END
MistahFixIt: Y'broke it
AugmentingPath: gg
Foxmar320: wow
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Game done
t3h_f1gm3nt: we win?
SnackPak_: sergeGG
glmdgrielson: Crash glitch!
DarkNacht: Clipped to the menu
ritchards: Alpha build!
BigDaddyBland87: demo over
WetPaperSack: OK, then
Songar87: WAT
Solipsody: I mean, it might have BEEN procedurally generated, but not in real-time.
drcanonball: telefragged to death
frank_the_great: The End!
frostownik: future?
Anubis169: BINGO!!
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: lul
Amentur: FIN.
RebekahWSD: "Stop Now"
Violet__Violence: okay??
ButButTheJesus: WE'RE FREEEE
koodooman: GG
KevinTheShark: Dungeon Janitor & Maintenance Keeper: Middle Management
lannersong: you did it! you awakened the time!
Shadowsoflife: the eff
Angnor33: And who are you to argue with it?
bytecaster: "Bugs may occur"
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
cgwonder: Did you... win?
Sarah_Serinde: Game heard you shittalking
accountmadeforants: Mercy!
margieargie: You know, good point to stop
Oscelot: All done lol
serialtram: f
AveryCorvus: Goodbye.
Gizmoloid: merciful game LUL
princess_intell: game crashed, everyone take a shot
muondecay: geometry says your done
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe the alpha only lets you play for 30 minutes
AugmentingPath: c'mon pink cyborg!
GrizonII: This is worse map design than any actually procedurally generated game I think I’ve ever played
DigitalSeahorse: at least it knew it was a bug
malsareus: and lazorsa
cmdrelk: Huh
hawkeye437: I’m sorry I blinked wtf happened lmao
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: so what's the future gonna be? cyberpunk or sad dystopia
Foxmar320: Oh wow we look amazing
GrizonII: F
Luminaire_p: that's a lasertag vest
darkalter2000: "Game breaks beyond repair"
malc: LOL
Alahmnat: so... now
MistahFixIt: Today, in the life of Dale Bawtista
malc: but we have idiots now, Graham
AugmentingPath: That's Cole McGrath, you can't fool me
GreatWahooney: well yeah, Graham, it's the _future_
paronomasiac042: Gun Shootsman, boring guy.
bytecaster: I guess we are playing GTA now
Brozard: HHaannddgguunn aammmmoo
lannersong: "Now but with an idiot" is my personal slogan for 2023 and my life
WearingCats_CwC: Dude Manchunk
Oscelot: @luminaire_p oh gods it is
Ravensfest: Now just with an idiot is the future
Songar87: More gun
glmdgrielson: Marking off "Can't get Past the Prologue" on my card.
GhassanPL: Ah, fullbright lighting
Solipsody: And now it's Gansta Sniper 3: Baldman
duckace11: a loudener
drcanonball: space gun
DigitalSeahorse: xD
malsareus: what's so future about this alt right militia nutter?
t3h_f1gm3nt: LuL
prince_infidel: Same UI as Gangster Sniper
Rourke9: This is absolutely not procedurally generated lol. that would be waaaay too much thought compared to the rest of the game
SpacePotato01: Some buttholstery
DanTheMediocre: it's a coolness extender
Angnor33: Gun condom.
GrizonII: The hud is totally different even
CataclysmicReverb: @duckace11 deng ya beat me to it
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accountmadeforants: Holstering just the tip
Anubis169: before the rehash
AugmentingPath: skin pushing through shirt on the holster animation, nice
frostownik: this is Fallout 3 with bad lighting
Amentur: Oops all ambient lighting
kassbjames: why would you put the holster on the gun in the HUD?
blepharic: Does the character have eyes?
MAPBoardgames: I'm betting on zombies
Anubis169: there are no shadows
GreatWahooney: nah, it's just a tab
Foxmar320: Great
MrQBear: OH the thing at the front of the gun in the image is the holster?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Anubis169: What's behind the trees?
Lord_Hosk: Tab? the first commercial diet soda?
Gascitygaming: it orders a soda
Oscelot: I’m calling zombies too
3cbb: somewhere, a compartment full of soda opens
TXC2: MrQBear seems like
Xonlic: In which Alex plays offbrand Bautista
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: is this Idaho militia simulator?
Foxmar320: Maybe the games wants a Tab
SpacePotato01: why was that wood rusted
dragonthing7: shoot a tree
red_shoes_jeff: You have to pay the Tab first.
t3h_f1gm3nt: i've been on this pubg map
3cbb: years in the future, but not many
tyrsredritehand: Who what now?
averythetiger: Obviously an advertisement for Tab soda
MikoKisai: It'd be rude NOT to check.
margieargie: Ah, good, I was worried I wouldn't get "Generic FPS" on my bingo
passwordlost_hereiam: Alien invasion?
lannersong: a game that is a sampler platter of half-baked ideas with no care given to how anything is implemented
drcanonball: it would be rude not to
cgwonder: enemies!
AugmentingPath: Vacuous Rom?:
Solipsody: This is literally just Gangsta Sniper, though, right? See if the ragdolls fly!
Foxmar320: Found all the bad mans
DigitalSeahorse: I'm gonna pop some tab
MAPBoardgames: I am a winner!
Gascitygaming: runners or walkers?
paronomasiac042: this is zombocon.
BusTed: All your dreams will come true..
SquidVorb: It's still up BTW
DanTheMediocre: it just means you can order drinks and pay later I supppose
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: king size shittles
SalmirAeon: they chillin
Pteraspidomorphi: I think this level has strong subocean potential
Oscelot: @mapboardgames *high fives*
t3h_f1gm3nt: just vibin
interiorexplosion: vibing
ritchards: got to store the models somewhere
TXC2: just zombies in the swamp
Pteraspidomorphi: Help me fill my bingo card
lannersong: they're picking bog cranberries
BigDaddyBland87: soooo...find the subocean then?
glmdgrielson: I love Graham just randomly name dropping zombocom.
muondecay: you I love silent raves
frostownik: a flashmob of zombies
Gizmoloid: it's a Zomb-o-Con!
DigitalSeahorse: sub ocean pls
Alahmnat: they're more afraid of you than you are of them
ThorSokar: OH, this looks like a GEM
serialtram: this feels more "present" than "future"
lannersong: socially anxious zombies
Brozard: That's literally what I was thinking
Anaerin: So DOOM-style monster closets.
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Dark Souls Graham. Have you or Alex checked out Black Myth: Wukong or Lies of P?
Ravensfest: They're waiting to play PUBG
3PlayerPolitics: hangin out. hanging out with the faaaaamily 🎶🎵
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dragonthing7: wouldn't you store then below the map then?
elkae: subocean?
MistahFixIt: The Regular Ocen
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Violet__Violence: that water looks...awesome
Foxmar320: Yessssss
Oscelot: Wow, they actually made a shore
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh man Lies of P looks so cool
Anubis169: Ocean GET
lannersong: love it when this is a thing
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Love when that happens
AugmentingPath: ah, the underhills
margieargie: Perfect!
Xaunaught: time to sub ocean is so speedy
TXC2: we drowning ?
elkae: Oh, just regular ocean
ghyllnox: Literally under the ocean
Violet__Violence: of course they don't know how to make water work like water lmao
GreatWahooney: one step closer to the edge
accountmadeforants: Ah, the FromSoft classic. Loading all the NPCs underneath the map.
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeee
RockPusher: "That. What is that‽" "Oh, that's just the zombie swamp. It's where we store our zombies."
glmdgrielson: Are we gonna drown?
princess_intell: we hit sub ocean, take a shot
Mollylele: with that graphic of the gun it looks like the game is literally holding Graham hostage
Anaerin: There the edge? Oh hi U2!
elkae: Just an ocean stroll
BloodnBullets: from ocean to sub ocean, here we come!
Foxmar320: Perfect return to W+P
cgwonder: is there an oxygen bar?
evilspoons983: is 'walking through the water instead of swimming' on the bingo card? it should be?
Sacrenos: calling an invisible wall
Gnuttor: Sub ocean!
MAPBoardgames: You get teh whole map. but all you need is the edge!
DigitalSeahorse: grass
DanTheMediocre: current location: sub ocean
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: it's been too long my old friend
MikoKisai: got there! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
drcanonball: first sub-ocean of the year
elkae: o7
Foxmar320: Freedom!
Critterbot: The promised land! :D
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
RockPusher: Wheeeeeee!
Xonlic: Wow.
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Oscelot: Oh gods it does XD @mollylele
t3h_f1gm3nt: THE PROMISED LAND
malc: whee
BigDaddyBland87: check
MistahFixIt: FREEDOM~
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mollylele: byeeeeeee
Brozard: Is a zombie swamp just a thrall pit?
princess_intell: is there a codified W+P drinking game yet?
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
Anubis169: You have a deathplane?
prince_infidel: Water, UI, & character animations exactly the same as Gangster Sniper
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
corianderd: @Mollylele all of us really
margieargie: It really is W+P!
dragonthing7: all right, we win
Songar87: sergeJustRight
RockPusher: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Shadowsoflife: got there
glmdgrielson: Byeeeeeeee!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Someone made a killfield and nothing past that
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: and it's good!!
MAPBoardgames: The promised ocean!
cgwonder: ahhhh nice yo take a dip in the ocean once in a while
GhostValv: sergeIntoTheSea
Violet__Violence: wow the start to subocean was fucked lol
ButButTheJesus: yayyyy
serialtram: weeeeeeee!
bytecaster: This game is very good at "time to subocean" and "time to crate"
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Foxmar320: A+ W+P game
Amentur: No the HP bar is still animated
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
ThorSokar: sounds like a victory to me!
zed_alpha: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty zeldaParty zeldaParty
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
SpacePotato01: I think that counted as defeating the game
hawkeye437: Ahhh that’s one for the bingo board
NimrodXIV: FBtouchdown
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jonnykefka: Ironically just got back from taking out my actual literal garbage.
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Anubis169: Sub-ocean <3
Xonlic: How much was this one?
GrizonII: F
northos: the EKG animation was still going so I'm not sure it was a crash? but at least a softlock
red_shoes_jeff: lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
RosencrantzESQ: Found sub-ocean. Time for another shot of nepenthe.
TXC2: W&P 1 game 0
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lrrGARBO lucidDok
someone_evil: Crashbox is a new subocean mode
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MistahFixIt: This is the level of quality we've been led to... tolerate.
Foxmar320: lol
Xonlic: Damn
Anubis169: Too much
Anaerin: That's the "Back" option.
Violet__Violence: lmao
BlueMechanic: Awaken the Time went to sleep
GreatWahooney: ah yes, the three eras. past, future, and vehicle
elkae: Was it... more than 10$
Violet__Violence: so "future" is just "
BigDaddyBland87: now I just need a game incapable of basic human tasks and I'll already have a bingo
Violet__Violence: oops, present day
Xonlic: Too much is always a good answer
silverxX59: @Xonlic enough
MikoKisai: It is €3.99 in Europe.
ThorSokar: "an embarrassing amount" got it
Xonlic: @silverxX59 Dignity
A_Dub888: AN money
Solipsody: Fuel can implies something to fuel...
LordZarano: 5.69 CAD
tyrsredritehand: Fallout 6 not looking good
Gascitygaming: man, back in the day i fit my whole discman in my pocket, 90s jeans were nuts
MistahFixIt: I only just noticed the lighting engine is only broken inside the house
TheMerricat: - $5 USD ATM, but the 'events' forum for the game suggest that there was a sale for $0.99 at one time!!! :D
TheWriterAleph: this guy's got a lot of trunk space evidently
princess_intell: why do people charge money for these????
steelfox13: Past, present and vehicle....ah the three genders
Foxmar320: Yes :D
glmdgrielson: This game is $4.99 USD.
Anaerin: That sure is some interesting reflection maps.
northos: that reflection map in the windows is...interesting
elkae: oh my
Foxmar320: Floating props
cgwonder: uuuuuuuh
Anubis169: Levitating furniture!
Oscelot: Oh nooooo
MikoKisai: I think the floor sunk.
Xonlic: Aww no
Calaban161: floating garbage
Violet__Violence: wowwwwww
silverxX59: uh
malc: floorless
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh honey
elkae: we're HOME
Pteraspidomorphi: *marks "Floating assets"*
Scarbble: i hate it when my garbage floats
DigitalSeahorse: plenty of garbage here
glmdgrielson: Good job!
BrowneePoints: Ghost of Christmas Vehicle is my favorite Dickens character
margieargie: Garbage day!
eric_christian_berg: There's a recyclable bin outside. You should clean up.
betweenmyself: Of course it went in the back pocket… Front pocket would have been uncomfey.
noSmokeFire: !uptime
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Violet__Violence: cool game lol
Alahmnat: where's our robot butler?
Ravensfest: They all float down here
frostownik: there's some weird ghost looking reflections
Anubis169: LOL
princess_intell: I understand getting your work out there, but at least don't charge $5 for it
cgwonder: honey, i'm home! uuuuh, did you turn off the gravity again?
AugmentingPath: floor level is just a suggestion
SamanthaVess: They moved the house down about 2 feet and forgot to update the furnishings
DanTheMediocre: oh no the floor sank
OmnipotentTrevor: I was going to say something is wrong with the reflections, but this is more interesting
betazed15: For half a second, I thought those stairs just ended into the wall.
kassbjames: sir, your assets have been placed perfectly
duckace11: like in minecraft when you use slabs and then place a work block
Keab42: Somebody misaligned those assets
WetPaperSack: It IS the future... there's levitating everything!
TXC2: floorless masterpeesh
MistahFixIt: Reaching new levels of level design
Songar87: Does that floor count as sergeOffByOne
DigitalSeahorse: we're floored at the unfloored trash
MAPBoardgames: They need to check their foundations, I think the house is sinking
GrizonII: This feels like a corrupted copy of Day Z
DoodlestheGreat: In the future, floors are kept SPOTLESS
Anaerin: Amberlamps?
Anubis169: hey it's My Summer Car
blip2004: this looks like arma 3 assets
Solipsody: Any moneybags?
BrowneePoints: Amberlamps
Ryxiene: LUL Jebaited
northos: is your shirt clipping into your torso in places?
MistahFixIt: Fuck The EMS
evilspoons983: I bet someone carefully arranged all that (probably the person who made the asset) then this person placed it and moved the house down to meet the ground, forgetting to select everything inside
kassbjames: whambulance
GhassanPL: The fullbright is REALLY jarring :P
glmdgrielson: Marking off "Made By One Person"...
Oscelot: The size of those boxes, hecc
Xonlic: So it's ANAB now?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Can't be an ambulance, Graham. They're on strike today. Kappa
MAPBoardgames: It has green herbs in the back
Anubis169: Those two plants were injured dammit
DigitalSeahorse: the window glass of different reflections
red_shoes_jeff: Disregard the Constabulary!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "I get nothing from the firemen", wheelers bit had me dying
BrowneePoints: is that like...a Last of Us Ambulance?
TXC2: support your local Paramedic Union
Foxmar320: Rave time
princess_intell: I'm so curious about the mindset behind "stealing a bunch of assets into something unplayable and charging $5 for it on steam"
NightValien28: WHAT
MAPBoardgames: Attract the player's attention with light
tyrsredritehand: Zombo rave
jessieimproved: ahoy gameplay on the horizon
glmdgrielson: I love that there's lighting, but extremely terrible lighting.
Anubis169: boom chika boom chika boom chika boom chika
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, that “HDR” implementation indoors
MistahFixIt: Zomblebees
NightValien28: I missed 30 min of this wonderfulness
laff_o_tron: hey G any chace of Calisto Protocol, i hear its W+P quality
bytecaster: "Just shambling over here"
ClodiumSoride: I'm going to tick "No Discernible Plot". Zombies do not a plot make.
Keab42: The awful reflections are amazing
evilspoons983: @accountmadeforants you're giving them too much credit, it's just fullbright
frostownik: an tutorial!
jonnykefka: Gamers are attracted to light sources! You know, like Destiny
MistahFixIt: "uhhh~"
northos: lol I think they were blocking your headshots with their hands
Xonlic: Oooooh?
jonnykefka: Just like Destiny
glmdgrielson: "Poor/No AI" marked off...
ButButTheJesus: but not british children
jessieimproved: thercominrightforus
Anubis169: I think your bullets don't line up with the crosshair
elkae: I do be feelin' like a Gangsta Sniper
Anubis169: they're leading left
NightValien28: so this is the hipster zombie apocalypse
Violet__Violence: so some zambos just die with one bullet and others just. don't.
princess_intell: question: what is the goal of the kind of person who makes this kind of game and charges for it on steam
Xonlic: @jonnykefka Don't you slander here
Solipsody: Same fist icon from Gansta Sniper, too... But the rogdolls are disappointingly stationary. 0/10, would not recommend.
OmnipotentTrevor: Maybe it has to be headshots?
Zatengo: finally able to cath a gyarbage da live again sluckzComfy
WiJohn: He'll save the children but not the zombie children
miniMacGuru: I feel like the first got blocked headshots with his waving arms.
brainbosh: I think his arm kept flailing in front of the headshot
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: like shooting fish in a giant barrel
TXC2: princess_intell money
Foxmar320: So far this town looks better than mine
Violet__Violence: oh my god ow my eyes
Anaerin: So much overbright.
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
t3h_f1gm3nt: holy shit
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Anubis169: it's the swat team!
Sacrenos: WTF
Tehbeard: maybe that one guy had a kevlar Rhinoplasty ?
MistahFixIt: JESUS
margieargie: Ah, they're American police
Foxmar320: Amazing
Violet__Violence: ;lkasdjfa
Anubis169: lrrSIG
DigitalSeahorse: zombies with GUNS?!
Aenir798: LUL
dragonthing7: oh look, the pigs
Songar87: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
glmdgrielson: Hi, bullets!
muondecay: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Alahmnat: accurate
serialtram: it's the popo
EvilBadman: Jesus HDR Christ, you mean
prince_infidel: Who remembers the combo from Gangster Sniper? I'm sure it'll work here
NightValien28: its the police, what did you expect
ButButTheJesus: oh hey, its realistic
corianderd: try singing at them!
ThorSokar: OH, they're AMERICAN cops
RockPusher: elfunkPopcorn sergePopcorn elfunkPopcorn sergePopcorn
AveryCorvus: AMERICA
Anaerin: Even in videogames, ACAB.
KenKopin: Suddenly realistic
BrowneePoints: that is some incredible light bloom
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caimheul: Is this trying to be over the shoulder project zomboid?
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Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: ACAZ
TXC2: Police shoot without reason? seems legit
jellyfish5134: welcome to america!
steelfox13: American cops, do no trust
ClodiumSoride: So we know we're in America...
Brozard: They're time cops?
3cbb: oh is this a political statement
BigDaddyBland87: Was this set in America?
tyrsredritehand: Typical Murrican popo
DoodlestheGreat: WElcome to Texas!
7gorobei: no breaking quarantine
WetPaperSack: OK, that got a little real
DigitalSeahorse: this isn't Night of the Living Dead
jonnykefka: Wasn't expecting the biting social commentary
A_Catastrophic_Success: Whaaaaat? Surprise Garbage Day! I gotta pay attention to the schedule more
blip2004: yeah this is totally someone trying to recreate arma
Keab42: Why weren't they shooting the zombies?
frostownik: 25 bounty added in Whiterun
Tehbeard: "That zombie's got a pistol, LIGHT IT UP!!!"
Violet__Violence: omg your torso was clipping through your sweater for half a second
kassbjames: well, this is definitely set in the USA
NightValien28: I see we are in texas
RockPusher: foxmarWELP
MaddogM: Need to tone done the lighting exposure
dragonthing7: shoot back
Solipsody: PUBG looks exactly the same as it did when it first launched, huh?
ThorSokar: are you in Texas?
Calaban161: Dont go into yhr light
Foxmar320: We are Florida Man lol
GhostValv: haha
WetPaperSack: Sounds like real cops
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
Songar87: MAWP
Xonlic: Welcome to America
lannersong: John Wick 4 looking tight
NightValien28: they hit him now
koodooman: OMG!
iris_of_ether: foxmarWELP foxmarWELP foxmarWELP
princess_intell: @txc2 won't most people just immediately return the game when it sucks? steam is notorious for its refunds
GrizonII: Hell yeah, America
Anaerin: Bullet Hoses.
hawkeye437: Jumps are lmao
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE zeldaFine
HIYgamer: Those guys are impressively bad shots
jessieimproved: why are we even
hawkeye437: *jump scare
elkae: ho-ses, ho-ses
accountmadeforants: Omfg
Gizmoloid: I wonder if they're capable of comprehending "upstairs"?
caimheul: Lots of shots and no hits from the police? def supposed to be america.
TheMerricat: @princess_intell So some people are just looking for a quick buck and some people actually aren't capable of rationally evaluating the worth of their work and some people are just do it for a lark
Keab42: You can't even loot their guns!
OmnipotentTrevor: maybe you ARE a zombie
Xonlic: In America we do not aim, we hose
dragonthing7: in game acab
Luminaire_p: here we have the car fields
Foxmar320: Are we wearing plot armor
Gekyouryuu: you guys have WaWa in Canada?
Anubis169: Alex, your bullets go to the left of the crosshairs
whitefirecomix: they have to run out of ammo eventually, right?
MistahFixIt: I think you need to have that pistol re-sighted
GrizonII: You’re flinching at least
Anaerin: It's a shame you can't get their guns.
Violet__Violence: lol
Brozard: Maybe the sci-fi McGuffin you're wearing is shielding you?
RocknGrohlNerd: what s bunch of Storm troopers LUL
Anubis169: it doesn't line up
evilspoons983: @Gekyouryuu no
Bearudite: this audio tho
princess_intell: green is stamina
caimheul: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, nothing more and nothing less.
elkae: zombies love pigs!
boyesie: this is not fun for headphones lol
saucemaster5000: I can see why last of us needed a remaster
HIYgamer: Is it just me, or do all of the cops have the same character model?
Foxmar320: LOL G
BusTed: Oof
DigitalSeahorse: xD
AlchemicalPanda: Damn
MistahFixIt: SPICY
lannersong: snap
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: HAHAHHAHHAH
Sacrenos: graham is punchy today
Dumori: Spicy
malc: yikes
Violet__Violence: i love how the go-to for shitty games is still zombies. nothing changes lmao.
BigDaddyBland87: wow
lirazel64: Wow.
TXC2: so Zombies less evil then the police?
Gascitygaming: is this epic battle simulator but we're a guy named Dave?
whitefirecomix: zzzzzzing
Gnuttor: Burn!
dragonthing7: what does dying look like in this game
Rourke9: ok, minorly impressed that they are actually shooting and damaging the zombies
MrSarkhan: lrrWOW lrrWOW
princess_intell: man, this game SUCKS
Oscelot: Hoooooooboy lol
Keab42: Are those Source Engine barrels?
lannersong: Jersey/PA chain
Anaerin: Their vision is based on movement?
glmdgrielson: Biting (unintentional) commentary!
zed_alpha: Gas station with really good food.
jonnykefka: You don't get Wawa outside of the tri-state area
GrizonII: @princess_intell Eh green is decently common, especially if it changes color with value
laikagoat: its good stuff
ontario_watson: AI programming is hard.
jessieimproved: also a grocery chain
BrowneePoints: east coast convenience store
Keab42: They look like the HL2 barrels
zed_alpha: You get wawas in Florida. Decent grill.
Xonlic: Kum and Go out here in Colorado
EvilBadman: It's like a Kum & go
shendaras: Regional 7/11? How dare.
laikagoat: @jonnykefka and florida for some reason
BrowneePoints: it's also groceries
Foxmar320: I don't have any of those business near me
korvys: "or a piggly-wiggly, which is a punchline"
Anubis169: G: This is a scaled up sewer pipe
Xonlic: @EvilBadman Hey
elkae: A light! A light at the end of a tunnel!
t3h_f1gm3nt: secret tunnel!
RocknGrohlNerd: pigly what???
PMAvers: I dunno, that looks like sweet release.
princess_intell: wawa is well known for 50¢ soda refills. they also sell gas.
saucemaster5000: wimpy's?
OmnipotentTrevor: No, wawa's a gas station
BrowneePoints: WaWa is like Trader Joe's
3cbb: no you're thinking of wawa
OmnipotentTrevor: At least it is here
tyrsredritehand: WaWa is gas station in SE
MAPBoardgames: No, I think G had it right
cgwonder: are those cargo ships in the distance?
jonnykefka: @laikagoat srsly? You don't get them in New England at all
MistahFixIt: Piggly-Wiggly. It's a real thing.
jessieimproved: The last Piggly Wiggly anywhere near me closed about a year ago
BrowneePoints: or Casey's
3cbb: it's a convenience store/gas station
EvilBadman: Buc-ees or Sheetz?
Orlantia: wawa is indeed a 711
paronomasiac042: wawa is a convenience store that sells hot sandwiches
cgwonder: oh no its a bridge
evilspoons983: 99% invisible talks about piggly wiggly, it's pretty interesting
Scarbble: it's a regional sheetz
glitched_goddess: Sheetz?
RebekahWSD: Wawa is a gas station with a convenience store attached
Xonlic: Kum and Go is a gas station
elkae: A what? A Higgly-Piggly? A Piggly-Poo?
MaddogM: is this the half life 2 map now?
Foxmar320: Bridge to Freedom
Oscelot: Maybe you were thinking of Buc-ees
KevinTheShark: Welcome to Silent Hill!
rubikdarkwill: Nani?
electra310: Wawa is gas stations
RayFK: Nah G, WaWa is a 7/11, Don't get Regina started on it
Liliturra: wawa is like 711. they are not a supermarket
richard_ermen: If this is suddenly Terabithia I'm gonna cry.
CatTreeDreamCar: I used to go to Piggly Wiggly all the time with my ex's parents.
zed_alpha: WaWa's a gas station with a decent grill and milkshakery, and a higher than average snack selection. At least down here in the Southeast.
TXC2: "we're on a bridge to noware"
Anubis169 plays the Death Stranding music
jellyfish5134: the heck are people thinking about? it's a convenience store with a mediocre deli attached
elkae: Oh god how do you explain Tim Allen now
princess_intell: does wawa still do cheap drink refills or am I making crap up
RebekahWSD: Wawas can sometimes be just the convenience store
Megaparsec256: I love how they haven't even pretended to have plot or direction in this half of the "game"
Songar87: sergeHi Hi Jordan!
darkalter2000: More of pier to nowhere
RockPusher: Piggly Wiggly - arguably the genesis of the supermarket
MistahFixIt: The one that starts fights is Buc-ee's iirc
AugmentingPath: the rifles are biometrically coded... or something
Foxmar320: It's like MGS4 all the guns are microchipped Kappa
thavleifrim: their guns are probably baked into their models
zed_alpha: aw man buccees is fucking amazing
princess_intell: Piggly wiggly WAS the genesis of the modern supermarket
Zatengo: the rifles are fingerpribt enabled, for sure
jonnykefka: When I lived in NJ, my brother once specifically requested I bring him a Wawa pretzel in upstate NY, because he missed them that much from when he lived in Philly.
RebekahWSD: I use to have 3 wawas within 5 minutes, but even here that was too many
Solipsody: What is that tab labelled "TAB" on the left side of the screen?
MikoKisai: Not quite pulling off a Skyrim horse
BrowneePoints: yep WaWa is like Kwik Trip, Casey's, Kum n Go, Buc-Ees. it's a gas station with a convenience store kitchen and limited grocery
princess_intell: John Green detailed it in his podcast
Violet__Violence: dear god those lights
elkae: @Solipsody decoration
MAPBoardgames: Time to turn Skyrim into a verb
TheMerricat: "Saunders' reason for choosing the intriguing name Piggly Wiggly® remains a mystery; he was curiously reluctant to explain its origin. One story is that he saw from a train window several little pigs struggling to get under a fence, and the rhyming name occurred to him then."
fungal_bird: Ayyy getting back to streaming W+P!
SpacePotato01: So now that they're trying to get enemies to kill each other, I want to point out that this game actually features emergent gameplay.
Coogrr: I love the police light rendering
WetPaperSack: Pretty sure that's the reflection off of the windows
RebekahWSD: Now I wanna go to wawa
Gizmoloid: @Solipsody That's a "not openable with tab-key tab"
zed_alpha: yeah that sounds about right for cops
frostownik: that sign was in Polish
Songar87: @Coogrr Is that what that is?!
jonnykefka: The wall of fucking firepower
Ravensfest: I think it's just light reflecting in the window weirdly
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
Tiber727: @princess_intell My understanding was that Meijer invented the modern supermarket.
princess_intell: @jonnykefka there are Wawa's in NJ? I thought they were out west
glmdgrielson: Dang it cops!
iris_of_ether: :D
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
Anubis169: smokeMETAL
thavleifrim: how did all those cops fit into three cars
samwonk: In parts of the Midwest, there's a chain of convenience stores and gas stations called, I swear to God, "Kum & Go."
aggrocrow: good ol hog fight
HIYgamer: Those are definitely all the same character model
evilspoons983: maybe the police lights send you back in time
drcanonball: My eyes!
princess_intell: god fuck this lighting
ApoC7_Schimmel: lrrSIG lrrSIG
RebekahWSD: @princess_intell They are an east coast company
cgwonder: yessssss
jonnykefka: @princess_intell Northern NJ and Philly area
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
RealGamerCow: More bloom than the Netherlands in Tulip season
TXC2: vroom vroom time
Anubis169: they're clown cop cars
Oscelot: Are those legit blade runner cars?
BrowneePoints: I see most cops and wonder how they fit in one car
The_Kraken19: Put it in H!
Sacrenos: ow no
OmnipotentTrevor: N/O
ghyllnox: Here we stay
zed_alpha: That, ah...That's actually happened in a few places. Cop turf wars.
whitefirecomix: GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE
LordManiMani: OK. no for real this wasn't on the calendar. how do I go about not missing things 😧
glmdgrielson: Oh wow, the lighting is AWFUL.
Calaban161: That light hurts
BlindProphet32: Got to put it into drive
WetPaperSack: He's in a car... it might blow up
Solipsody: This is the car from Gansta Sniper, too! Where's the turret button...
GrizonII: Brightest light ever
ButButTheJesus: ah ghost cah!
frostownik: you have to gear
Mangledpixel: oh I think we've seen this car asset before
Anubis169: Alex you're in Neutral
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL lucidLUL lucidLUL
princess_intell: huh TIL about wawa
HIYgamer: They wouldn't want to hurt the car
steelfox13: Looking for the keys...
RebekahWSD: Wawas are on the entire east coast. There's some in Florida now
TXC2: well they have to pay if the car gets damaged
elkae: N / 0
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuu
darkalter2000: Change gear
eric_christian_berg: "Sir, exit the vehicle so we can continue shooting you!"
Creideiki_SE: Is this High Dynamic Range rendering?
ladylinzington: the new Ford Migraine
Decaped: destruction of police property is a crime, you see
GrizonII: Another hud lmao
Keab42: Did we have to put the fuel in first?
Gnuttor: You forgot to fill it with gas
malc: LOL
jonnykefka: "Don't ding the paint job!"
lightfut: oh man those lights
korvys: gets out, uppercuts a guy, gets back in
cmdrelk: I feel like we've been in this car before
Tiber727: Step out of the car. I repeat, step out of the car.
Pinwiz11: Let's see what they're playing and aaaaaaaaaaaa my eyes!
malsareus: this lighting is horrible
TheMerricat: God I've missed this stream
princess_intell: do they still have those 30¢ drink refills?
SalmirAeon: "put it in H"
DeM0nFiRe: GUN!
yuan42: my eyes from the lights
cgwonder: i think you hit that guy wth your door as you closed it
Anubis169: YO
TheWriterAleph: my eyes!
jonnykefka: that's a button
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm not home till I stop at wawa
RealGamerCow: Oh Twitch does not like that flashie
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Sacrenos: gets out, knocks a cop cold, gets back in, everyone stopped
frostownik: you put it in Metal Gear
red_shoes_jeff: I think the cops have Friendly Fire enabled.
WearingCats_CwC: "Sir, please get out of the car so we can continue shooting you"
jonnykefka: holy fuck
WetPaperSack: Get out, uppercut the closest cop, then get back in... wonderful
MistahFixIt: HOLY BUS
t3h_f1gm3nt: amazing
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAA
cgwonder: oh wow frames
darkalter2000: N is neutral
TheThromborax: these colors are illegal
MrQBear: Wait, this car was in a different shitty game they played in the past, wasn't it?
The_Kraken19: There are so many mans
empyreon: YESSSS
elkae: fraaaaames
tyrsredritehand: HA
glmdgrielson: So apparently they know not to shoot at a car.
SeaTekCrazyMax: Well this is a whole 10 FPS
Oscelot: Ow, our frame rate
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOMG
Keab42: Guncar
accountmadeforants: “Okay, he’s just learning, be patient boys.”
NightValien28: get fucked cops
ArisuGunplaSFW: lmaooo
Songar87: Haven't we seen this gun-car before?
eric_christian_berg: Is it the Spyhunter car?
Diabore: we've driven this car on a previous watch and play
richard_ermen: What the... O_o
BigDaddyBland87: ok best game ever
Alahmnat: this car has been in other W+P games, I'm sure of it
Sacrenos: this car has been in another game
whitefirecomix: is 'gun' a kind of gear?
malc: those guns murder your framerate
iris_of_ether: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
jonnykefka: Oh we've had this car before. This was a loooong time ago
GreatWahooney: we pillbox now?
TXC2: why do the cops have this?
Anubis169: Somebody turn off the policeman faucet!
prince_infidel: Again, exactly from Gangster Sniper
Ryxiene: mattlrFine mattlrFine mattlrFine
ZweiVinter: Well it's a "nice" car don't want to get blood on the interior thats hard to clean out
glmdgrielson: WHAT.
MistahFixIt: Hey wait a minute I remember this Death Car!
duckace11: IF the lights weren't so bad I could see the guns
someone_evil: They shot the frames away
brainbosh: Yeah, this car has def been in another game
zed_alpha: and then they just politely line up for you to do it again
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: this game just took a turn
BrowneePoints: well Alex is Makin Bacon
ghyllnox: Oh, it's a turret, not a car
malsareus: I request we move away from the light
Pteraspidomorphi: I can bingo with "predictable jump scare" now
RocknGrohlNerd: okey best game ever
TheThromborax: d for drive
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL lucidOMG voxlunFoam
Brozard: G for Gas
the510: this is the most entertaining seizure i've had
evilspoons983: gamepad plugged into the pc?
KenKopin: 10/10 G.O.T.Y.
frostownik: left shift?
flowerseses: wait. didn't we already have this exact car a few years ago?
MAPBoardgames: Dag-gon!
WetPaperSack: This is the car that will fire through itself when upside down right?
AugmentingPath: N / O going
princess_intell: this feels like euphoria lighting on acid
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun this is the same car as a previous watch and play game
tyrsredritehand: D for Drive?
GreatWahooney: @Petaaaaaaaaaaaa unlike the car
ritchards: do you need to fuel it from FULL CAN?
Admiralmatt: looks like you are in neutral
RealGamerCow: I and K?
NightValien28: TXC2 they were out of budget you see, so they gave them more money
Xonlic: GTA 5 is fucked
jedi_master_zll: Yeah that car looks familiar.
richard_ermen: Those lights sure are something
korvys: Left click?
elkae: Yeah we've seen this car before
Sacrenos: it's in neutral
Anaerin: The guns also appear to have limited bullat.
Anubis169: 1 for first gear?
MAPBoardgames: pgup?
DarkNacht: Car shaped turret
Gizmoloid: arrow keys?
ontario_watson: I feel like with this number of cops, the zombies should no longer be a problem
ThorSokar: mouse wheel?
RockPusher: Neutral Gear!
Oleetku: I totally remember this car (and that uppercut animation) from another game y'all have played on this strea... gangster sniper or something?
boyesie: put the fuel you picked up in the car?
Gascitygaming: shift and up?
paronomasiac042: tab to shift?
thavleifrim: i like the weird little shuffle they have going on
SeaTekCrazyMax: Hit all the keys
Mangledpixel: yeh, we've seen this exact asset before, I believe you flipped it upside down and Alex commented that you were now a pillarbox turret
empyreon: does Tab finally do something?
Luminaire_p: shift to shift gear?
wolgo: Page up or arrow keys?
duckace11: these GTA 6 leaks look great
RocknGrohlNerd: no driving needed, JUST gun
BloodnBullets: D for drive?
GhostValv: maybe number?
TheThromborax: press C for clutch
RockPusher: lrrHORN
wolgo: Or plus
MaddogM: Do you need to start the engine?
BrotherAlpha: You know what? I'm going to switch tabs for a bit. This is giving me a headache.
empyreon: LUL
Xonlic: Why doo your...wheels have Hp?
glitched_goddess: D for drive?
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
snowb0und: I can’t believe they made “World is a F, 100 billion dead cops, I am trash man” into a video game
ArisuGunplaSFW: you have to put in the clutch first
malc: lrrHORN
Scarbble: beep beep
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHORN
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: maybe numbers for gearing?
bytecaster: Is this the new Forza?
red_shoes_jeff: !y
cgwonder: lrrHORN
margieargie: At least there's that
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
A_Dub888: !y
glmdgrielson: Of COURSE there's a horn.
Pinwiz11: find the Any key to drive
Gizmoloid: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
steelfox13: Gun and horn 9/10
RealGamerCow: I assume this game does not have a controls settings
Pteraspidomorphi: Start *an* engine
NightValien28: NITRO
flowerseses: fgsdggdf
frostownik: ctrl to start An engine
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MrQBear: @Xonlic I belive that's ammo for the miniguns!
princess_intell: graham how the BUS do you find this crap
Brozard: Ow my foot!
malsareus: oh thank god
evilspoons983: hey the car's red
Oscelot: Wow. That is needlessly complicated
cgwonder: wow that drift
Driosenth: why doesn't shift "SHIFT"?
glmdgrielson: Thank you game.
NightValien28: its a gamer car
Songar87: The frames!
tyrsredritehand: 2023 GOTY
DarkNacht: no traction
malsareus: that hurt my eyes
ApoC7_Schimmel: oh the car is red
DanTheMediocre: so polite of them to just wait
PhlibbertyGib: oh, your wheels are made of butter
wolgo: Time to jump off the bridge
Gascitygaming: i think we've driven this car before?
TXC2: 70 KPH in 2nd gear? dang
ClodiumSoride: We've seen that car in a different game before
cgwonder: byeeee
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Songar87: Turn off the spider faucet!
Brozard: Do the bodies even despawn?
RockPusher: To space!
EvilBadman: The Cyberpunk DLC rules
DigitalSeahorse: weee
Oscelot: Wheeeee!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: bye
Sacrenos: yea this car was in another game. I can't remember it, but you played it on W&P
SpacePotato01: try to physics the cops
margieargie: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
glmdgrielson: And they shot him into spaaaaaaaaaace!
dragonthing7: toodaloo
evilspoons983: @TXC2 that's not that fast
RayFK: Weird Elden Ring Mod you guys
MolaMolaphant: oh I remember this car now!
Ravensfest: His people need him
RealGamerCow: goodbye
eric_christian_berg: That was a create Goofy laugh.
prince_infidel: @Gascitygaming Gangster Sniper
Rourke9: does this count as "Smash the state!"
elkae: this game has indeed done things to us before in another game, yes
Anaerin: Left side out out of bullat.
BigDaddyBland87: *checks improper physics value
elkae: this car rather
elkae: i'm tired lmao
Xonlic: Pfffft
MrQBear: @Gascitygaming That's it! Thank you!
ritchards: okay, I'm wifa Ted
Anubis169: Nitro!
fungal_bird: No radio in the car?
FrozensTCG: hold on wait just let me 3 point turn and ill be right with you
lightfut: use the bumper, that's what it's there for!
MistahFixIt: I'm pretty sure this car asset has been in another W+P game
princess_intell: thank a local game debugger today everyone
tyrsredritehand: Time for zombo drifting
Anubis169: Nitro does make you Shift
Pinwiz11: This is not the 40k tank I was expecting
dragonthing7: we have lights!
AugmentingPath: Reminds me of the death cults in Stellaris, according to the patch notes "dedicated to late game performance"
MAPBoardgames: What button for the ground effects?
SkylerRingtail: The lighting and frame rate are making me nauseous
jonnykefka: Nitro backwards maybe?
LordManiMani: lighting design by Ray Tracing
richard_ermen: Doesn't the car also have an ion cannon?
Sacrenos: the lights + the framerate is causing not so great nausia and headache...
Keab42: Drive off that bridge?
ryuhimora: you passed RIGHT THROUGH HIM
cgwonder: when you reverse it sounds like rewinding a vhs
DigitalSeahorse: drive into the sub ocean?
kusinohki: hi all! I'm home! how much garbage have I missed?
princess_intell: I'm expecting the game to crash ANY MINUTE
MaddogM: go around?
BrowneePoints: that's like, super bloom and occlusion
Anubis169: why is there a fire hydrant here
malc: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
WetPaperSack: It's nice that they've oiled the ground in it's entirety. Traction is for losers...
RealGamerCow: Field hydrant
TXC2: hello kusinohki you missed the past where we were a samurai
Solipsody: @Anubis169 Safety.
Oscelot: @princess_intell Someone left the spider faucet running!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: those barrels are sooo big!
MistahFixIt: boing!
MaddogM: grip seems optional
jedi_master_zll: What is the bar on the left?
ClodiumSoride: Anyone else getting Carmageddon flashbacks?
BrowneePoints: you know Graham I'm getting more convinced these other broken down cars are from The Last of Us
malsareus: so is it just me or are the car headlights kinda normal?
TheAwkes: The last time I saw oversaturated volumetric lights that bad was in source engine mods.
RealGamerCow: good shift noises
Laogeodritt: I sure do love the infinitely strong trees
Anubis169: Choppy Animation... check
evilspoons983: @TXC2 the subaru wrx 5-speed from the 2010s can do over 100 in 2nd gear, and the 6-speed can do like 95 km/h
zed_alpha: aaand you've austin powers'd it
frostownik: cargo space?
Pteraspidomorphi: It's flying though
eric_christian_berg: It's all depleted uranium.
zed_alpha: on a bag of trash and a refrigerator box
Laogeodritt: and infinitely strong... garbage?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @ClodiumSoride Nah. Carmageddon was actually slightly fun. Kappa
princess_intell: I'd say take a shot whenever you find a stolen asset, but you'd die
Anubis169: Improper physics values, check
glmdgrielson: I love that this one care is just pristine, compared to literally every other car.
DigitalSeahorse: heavy metal trash that also just floats
3cbb: the future car recognizes the garbage bag as a child and vice versa
SilentOptimist: Just came in and this is immediately familiar
Sacrenos: zombies aggro on car.
FoxyJewels: I can't watch right now cause my workplace blocks cell signal and doesn't offer WiFi... but I need you to kn
HIYgamer: How else are you meant to get rid of your depleted uranium?
BrowneePoints: oh the reflections are F'd too
the510: oh that's where i put my garbage bag full of anvils
TheMerricat: FAST zombies? the others were slow!
bytecaster: I mean, given how the matter here interacts with light, are we even sure it works like regular matter?
Pteraspidomorphi: I think your framrate improves if you run zombies over, I wonder if they just keep spawning
lannersong: i could have sworn we have seen this exact car asset in another Watch+Play 2 years ago
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: the garbage is hard, how apropo
Keab42: This is the Zombie faucet
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Love that they just slapped a gate down and no fencing
TheSpindash: Man, remember when this game had frames?
Rourke9: are there any entetys here
TheThromborax: a cemetary? g-g-g-graphics!!
cgwonder: Strike!
DigitalSeahorse: ehehehhe
brainbosh: So 3 enemies, slow xombies, fast zombies, and cops
Calaban161: The dead center of town
TXC2: evilspoons983 dang, that's fast
Sacrenos: I feel marking off spiper faucet is appropriate by now
WetPaperSack: They're moving in flocks...
FoxyJewels: know how excited I am for the return of all this
malsareus: you fight the zombies for the right of frames
serialtram: with a gate but no fence/walls
Oscelot: You know, cemeteries with no walls. As is traditional.
Brozard: We're approaching SPF
Anaerin: Framerate: Yes.
MikoKisai: Cemetaries, famously designated by just a random gate thing and nothing else
Anubis169: Memories of the Spider Faucet
princess_intell: did Alex just do the crapshots noise?
A_Catastrophic_Success: Well there's your problem, someone left the gate to the cemetary open
DeM0nFiRe: That'll buff out
princess_intell: wait did Alex do the crapshots noise?
Songar87: @Anubis169 A great album name!
AugmentingPath: One frame per second? No, one frame ever
TheMerricat: I wouldn't be surprised if zero draw optimization is being done and it's rendering the ENTIRE map all the time.
MAPBoardgames: This is definitely 'spider faucet'
EricTheOrange: Ima guess the game doesn't actually connect these two timelines in any way
ZweiVinter: Framerate Maybe
Xonlic: Omg!
Brozard: Amazing
BrowneePoints: This game has the same framerate as the new Pokemon when you're in a body of water
Oscelot: @anaerin Framerate: Yeeeeees? Hopefully?
bytecaster: Is there maybe a zombie faucet situation going on, causing the framerate issues
gr1ff1n775: oooh
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
elkae: glub glub
MikoKisai: it does have a srimech
The_Kraken19: Under dah sea
Xonlic: You're invulnerable down here! Zombies can't swim
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Keab42: Ah. It's a sumbmarine
TXC2: moves good for being underwater
laikagoat: zoeyDuck zoeyDuck zoeyDuck zoeyDuck
BusTed: Beautiful.
cgwonder: uuuuuuh
malc: HAHA
DigitalSeahorse: HAHHAHAHHAHAH
t3h_f1gm3nt: LuL
Angnor33: lol
WearingCats_CwC: It's also a submarine
kakmize: awesome
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: amazing
gr1ff1n775: how this is the good shit
TheThromborax: fwelp
HIYgamer: Welcome to the highlight reel
Dumori: A R T
Pteraspidomorphi: Marks "Clipping through geometry"
GhostValv: tqsClap
RealGamerCow: This is the high quality shit nonsense that I love
Songar87: AMAZING
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
gr1ff1n775: KEKW
SalmirAeon: car hit 88mph!
eric_christian_berg: Perfection.
cmdrelk: wat
princess_intell: WHAY
evilspoons983: wonderful
emberBecky: woops
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: saltwater seems to be good for it
red_shoes_jeff: HAH!
SkylerRingtail: That's a new one
empyreon: Perfection
ThorSokar: WHAT
NightValien28: beautiful
Solipsody: You went over 88 I guess.
Oscelot: Pfffffftahaha
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Gizmoloid: LUL
DarKovalord: well...
Sacrenos: soimehow still going 144 MPH xD
RockPusher: Gonna drive a hill now
MrSarkhan: Game's perfect
SilentOptimist: car status: no
Critterbot: Huh... well, that sure happened. :D
glmdgrielson: And the car just DISAPPEARS.
NimrodXIV: cool car
Gizmoloid: ROFL
blepharic: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This game just keeps getting better
TXC2: I retract my last statment
ClodiumSoride: FBtouchdown
A_Catastrophic_Success: beautiful
Admiralmatt: you hit 88mph?
serialtram: f
Gnuttor: Beuty!
kassbjames: win condition met
MaddogM: lol
ButButTheJesus: am he okay
DarKovalord: that happened
tyrsredritehand: Car crashed
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam lucidWasted PrideLaugh
MAPBoardgames: 10/10!
LadyLockwood92: Only the highest quality.
MrQBear: @Keab42 More like a sump-marine.
Ryxiene: LUL LUL LUL
TheSpindash: The Delorean went back in time without Marty.
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Gnuttor: Love this!
MistahFixIt: Gas Over. Car Equals Very No.
WearingCats_CwC: I would be too
Calaban161: You flooded the engine
DarkNacht: The car was going 33mph you where not
whitefirecomix: the peyote is kicking in
KevinTheShark: GLORIOUS! A perfect ending to this
evilspoons983: can you get out?
TalpTheScot: ah 2023, new year same garbage
Anubis169: can you exit the car?
Mai_Andra: "This vehicle has not been qualified to run in this environment."
accountmadeforants: Can’t believe we got 2 garbage games for the price of one
WetPaperSack: That one isn't buffing out
Anaerin: You're currently travelling at 144kmh.
BlueMechanic: Is despawning covered on his insurance?
malsareus: can't top this
Anubis169: Thanks for that :D
bytecaster: Strong start though!
Pteraspidomorphi: Prime garbage
lannersong: that was an absolute treat
BrowneePoints: I've seen this Rockey Jump video
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KenKopin: GOTY
TXC2: good return to form
MistahFixIt: Imagine playing that in SteamVR
BrowneePoints: Rocket*
koodooman: that was one of the games of all time
elkae: I think the Time was indeed Awaken
margieargie: That was exactly what we needed for the return of Watch+Play
KevinTheShark: That was ONE GAME
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Oscelot: @mistahfixit I refuse. XD
BrowneePoints: Dire Dire Nonsense is my fave Mario Level
BusTed: @elkae LUL
glmdgrielson: @KevinTheShark With two modes.
GrizonII: Loving the banner art for it
WetPaperSack: Was a good one to get us back in the swing of lrrGARBO
Sacrenos: @MistahFixIt I am feeling sick already.... please the idea alone aggrevates my stomach
paronomasiac042: may i worry about it?
Shadowsoflife: Hey @Oscelot o/
eric_christian_berg: To be fair, it was two games inexpertly welded together.
MistahFixIt: @Oscelot - Yeah I think I'll keep my lunch down too, thanks
Pteraspidomorphi: Do we reset the bingo card between games?
Anubis169: New game, new bingo card
Oscelot: @shadowsoflife ysbrydHeart
Pteraspidomorphi: Alright
NightValien28: concerned
BrowneePoints: Also Graham, the facial hair is coming in great! you kinda have a biker look going and it's awesome!
Xonlic: Oh lord
NimrodXIV: ooo
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LordManiMani: smol
TheWriterAleph: OH NO
MistahFixIt: OH NO
Songar87: sergeScience
RockPusher: Oh No!
NightValien28: oh NO
Anubis169: here we go!
ButButTheJesus: OH NO
elkae: oh nooooo
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH NYO
gr1ff1n775: bingo ooh
SeaTekCrazyMax: Alex why
Boopity: Not the mobile games
Juliamon: it's SO TINY
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh this gon' be baaad
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
glmdgrielson: @Anubis169 Aw, that means no bingo.
princess_intell: NOOOOOOOO
NightValien28: OH NO OH NO
drcanonball: small
TXC2: time to go moblie!
Rourke9: YES
TalpTheScot: oh wow
richard_ermen: Oh this is gonna be amazing in how bad itll be
MistahFixIt: A whole new universe of GARBAGE
lackingsanity: oh the one from the ads?
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DarkNacht: so 90% ads
RockPusher: benginOh benginNo
A_Dub888: Uhhhhh
3cbb: it is quite small
Aenir798: So smol
evilspoons983: very smol
MrSarkhan: it's so teeny
Oscelot: Mobile games for ants XD
Xonlic: Peak Garbahe
richard_ermen: Waifu Demon Wars!
paronomasiac042: oh *yes*
Songar87: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
LordManiMani: time to go mobile!
dragonthing7: smol
SeaTekCrazyMax: Graham are you really sacrificing your own phone for this
Ravensfest: Oh no, not this one.
NightValien28: we have reached maximum trash
ekimekim: yeah this is going to be approximately 100% ads
ritchards: Master Tonberry!
Dog_of_Myth: Mobile games for ants
elkae: Master Tonberry?
ameliette: oh no. oh yes. i fear for graham's phone battery XD
Brozard: Dear User!
RosencrantzESQ: Oh, please, yes, my body is unready
KevinTheShark: Oh good heavens
EricTheOrange: no G NO PLAYING HERO WARS. I see theior shitty adds all the time, I do not want to see you play that game.
Solipsody: Surely there's still something in the bottom of the barrel? We didn't need to dig all the way down here, did we?
frank_the_great: Hey G man, can you quickly pop over to your banking app, thanks!
SpidersBeyondMeasure: yay mobile games!
cgwonder: oooooh thi one!
Oscelot: Oh no
kakmize: Raid?
Anaerin: Evony?
jonnykefka: ohhhhhhh boi
WetPaperSack: This is going to be awful
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
steelfox13: Now we just need the to half of the screen to be random Family guy clips
Anubis169: Timegates! Microtransactions! Psychological manipulation techniques!
malsareus: the add game? it exists?
TheMerricat: Hero Wars
NightValien28: master tonberry 2
margieargie: Oh THIS one
MrSarkhan: oh this one!
Ravensfest: yes, we have all seen those ads
MikoKisai: oh, THIS one
Xonlic: Oh this filth
KenKopin: The forever train thing?
Luckssmith: Oh that one
TXC2: oh this shit
morgoth_bauglyr: oh nooo
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lirazel64: Oh NOOOOO!
NapalmSideburns: The man at the store said this is the one you want
Xonlic: FILTHY
HavenDragon: oh this!
Oscelot: Oh gods that one
Misslinnythebaker: oh no
KenKopin: Oh THAT one
BrowneePoints: THIS ONE
Boopity: So many people recognizing this LUL
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh it's THIS THING
TheWriterAleph: this is cheating, G
Critterbot: Oh this stupid thing. :D
emberBecky: oh god these ads have gotten grotesque lately
thavleifrim: this cant be the one from the add because the game is actually from the add
DigitalSeahorse: openseMath1_TK openseMath2_HF
KeytarCat: Master tonberry
ekimekim: wait, it actually has the game advertised? i assumed it was a completely different game once you download it
Diabore: i would not have dowloaded this, you are braver than me g
HIYgamer: This game actually exists?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This game actually exists?
somebasil: Oh it's this trash
CAKHost: I haaate these commercials....
Wicker_Guide: wait, THIS EXISTS o_O
DigitalSeahorse: openseMath2_HF openseMath1_HF
steelfox13: #sponsered Content
Songar87: Is there meant to be sound?
Oscelot: Same @cakhost
somebasil: I got a ton of ads for this
RockPusher: Not hearing game audio?
thinlissy: wow
TheThromborax: WAIT
matthaus_c: can't skip a floor ig?
hawkeye437: I don’t hear game audio
TheThromborax: is this the game??
Aenir798: we don't have sound
Anubis169: no sound here
Dumori: Oh I get it
MikoKisai: No sound for us
cgwonder: no sound
m1gr3nA: not really
Uppercaseccc: this game is real
laikagoat: ohh this game
thinlissy: I've only ever seen the commercials
Oscelot: I don’t think we’re missing much
richard_ermen: No sound here
Anaerin: No sound here.
Solipsody: No sound, probably for the best.
TXC2: indeed no sound
Rourke9: ah adjacency matters?
glmdgrielson: We don't hear squat.
evilspoons983: wow this is like edutainment without the education part
RockPusher: Yup
BrowneePoints: ooooh you can only go up by one
EvilBadman: G, I know y'all are an apple ecosystem mostly, but Google Play has a windows app now
MikoKisai: we have sound, yes
Anubis169: You can pay for a 'timesaver' for just $16.99 and skip to the top
Pteraspidomorphi: We're getting it
Xonlic: @TheThromborax It's /the/ game
TheMerricat: we get signal!
jonnykefka: so where's the microtransactions
Anaerin: There we go.
Gizmoloid: Sound exists now!
RealGamerCow: MATH
Coogrr: Huh it kind of has gameplay
paronomasiac042: you am the greetest
hawkeye437: Yeah I hear it
lord0rcus: Wait this isn't an ad?
laikagoat: ive seen several ads for this
GTea30: Jin Kazama?
ekimekim: i didn't think the game in the ad actually existed
TalpTheScot: Grahams poor phone will never recover from this
DigitalSeahorse: openseMath1_TK openseMath2_HF lucidMath
BrowneePoints: A Boob Woad!
Xonlic: What is this game?
Sacrenos: remember angry birds? that was a fun mobile game
TXC2: back in my day this would have been a free flash game
RockPusher: Chop!
Keab42: I've seen so many ads for this. No two the same.
gr1ff1n775: LUL
elkae: So, better or worse than Elsa Pregancy Emergency?
Dumori: That mini game is there so they can't be sued for false advertisements
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That whole other thing is so they can claim to have "real gameplay" in their ads
ekimekim: ooh THAT was the trap. the game in the ad is only the first 10sec of the game
KeytarCat: These games have a whole lot of types of game, for the ad options
Robot_Bones: The other thing is to Justify the Ads I think
Rourke9: the other thing was in the ads. Probably to avoid being sued, yea
MikoKisai: That other thing is the thing they need to pretend their ads aren't utterly wrong
NightValien28: mobile games usually are 20 different games tacked on
accountmadeforants: Did these people get a massive discount on ads or something?
zed_alpha: That whole other thing is in all the advertisements. They add it in a minimal amount of times so that they don't get sued for false advertising.
hawkeye437: The other thing is so they don’t false advertisement lawsuits lol
TheAinMAP: The ads only show the first part.
Oscelot: Exactly @dumori
jessieimproved: a pin puzzle
Decaped: minigame also pretends the game teaches math. double predatory!
Robot_Bones: Evony, The Kings Return
fiftymcnasty: The add like that are for Evony
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah i've been seeing that add pop up so much
electric_claire: This stream is now a public service
RebekahWSD: Wait the pins ad is this game as well?
Anubis169: is that the one puzzle in this game?
malsareus: I'm shocked this game is actually real
Rourke9: that first minigame is in some ads too
laikagoat: tyriel but not
Gizmoloid: That game existed long before that style of ads.
TheMerricat: Those are all _mid-level_ minigames.
Xonlic: These were once brothers of his. He once called them friends. Now, like a greek play, he must kill them all.
Boopity: Oh it's one of these glorified number comparator games
evilspoons983: then they deliberately do something stupid to make you go "I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT, I'LL SHOW THEM!" in an angry rage
ClodiumSoride: That game didn't exist, but someone made a game looking like that after all those deceptive ads were shown.
Robot_Bones: you know the one from all those ads
Calaban161: The adds always lie
jonnykefka: Game as designed by GPT3
saltysandyhs: !uptime
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Anaerin: This is Progress Quest: Mobile.
Reecer6: i mean hey, works for vampire survivors
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: so like why can't they just advertise this too? this doesn't seem...horrible...for a movie game
PhlibbertyGib: This game has like... 20 different ads covering 5 different types of gameplay
AugmentingPath: Must be up to something? Can't a guy just gather demons for the love of the game?
Aenir798: They don't trust you to play it properly.
malanorea: Y'all did a Checkpoint story about the advertised game nit actually existing
epsilon_vee: is it a jumble of random game modules developed totally independently with only the vaguest theoretical through line
TXC2: it's like Vampire survivors, but shit
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: admittedly the fake puzzle game does look actually fun
thavleifrim: how long untill you get hard stuck and have to pay to progress
LordManiMani: hey where's the buxom wenches that level up my kingdom power SwiftRage
Anubis169: So how many privs does this game ask for, given you're not playing it
EricTheOrange: welcome to gatcha games, the gameplay such as itis is secondary
ylegm: how long before we run into micro transactions for healing
elkae: At least Elsa Emergency Birth taught us medicine
Xonlic: "Observe, a thing"
BigDaddyBland87: Scam: The Game
LordManiMani: yaaay
GhostValv: got there :)
Robot_Bones: Shit when did we get dollar store Tyrel?
BrowneePoints: Oh god this is giving me nightmare flashbacks of when I got sucked into Summoner Wars
Oscelot: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
RebekahWSD: Holy shit it exists
frostownik: and then you'll stop winning and have to pay
RedAlexxis: Right, so this is ... something
TheThromborax: If you fuck this up on a stream......
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ekimekim: i'm waiting for "buy GameBucks to keep playing"
RedAlexxis: I guess it's a game
doubledbear: Aren't the ads like the most viewed vids on youtube cause the ads somehow use the video?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @elkae that's a cursed combination of words
accountmadeforants: sajamGasm seabatClap
korvys: Just Altered Beast out of there
LordManiMani: seabatClap seabatClap
zigboy22: Garbage day? Pog
richard_ermen: What a cursed ad.
theprophetofcthulu: epic gameplay
eric_christian_berg: This is like the Hell of Video Games.
gr1ff1n775: LETSGO EZ Clap
elkae: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Beej was subjected to it, so it's fitting
Carlioo: oh man some epic gameplay
RedAlexxis: This is a young children's game right?
glmdgrielson: @doubledbear That is how YouTube does ads I believe.
whitefirecomix: Only the smartest 3% of people can crack that puzzle! ...or so i'm told
jonnykefka: it's somehow vindicating seeing one of those actually fucking solved
NightValien28: found the mtx
Boopity: Of course it's a gacha game
Oscelot: Huh. I’m just amazed they sent a real reply
kakmize: Oh come on, use the LRR credit card
Xonlic: What is this....screen?
glmdgrielson: Thea has a great character design.
ANeMzero: congrats on collecting a waifu
BrowneePoints: wow I hate it
Xonlic: Like what was that menu screen?
RosewoodTheCat: The important thing is that numbers go up
AzureishDragoon: Wait hang on, is Master Tonberry the name oh the phone?
BrowneePoints: that character design immediately made me angry
AzureishDragoon: of*
malsareus: This is why I always want to pay for my games
RealGamerCow: Do the developers of these awful things actually like making video games or do they hate themselves and life?
WearingCats_CwC: Out of interest, is "Master Tonberry" someones rapper name?
Sacrenos: so when are we playing diablo immortal on W&P? :P
margieargie: @glmdgrielson Thea deserves to be in a better game
Solipsody: I do appreciate how they've streamlined all the gameplay out of the game. Really speeds things up to match my busy schedule.
Izandai: Amazing
EvilBadman: @WearingCats_CwC Prob G'd phone name
TXC2: this is busy for a full screen, on a phone this must be unwatchable
glmdgrielson: @glmdgrielson ...I was being sarcastic?
Dumori: They got took to court in the UK over it
gr1ff1n775: @RealGamerCow I'd give them an excuse if this game existed as a cash grab for another, better developed game
accountmadeforants: Whitefirex, considering this game is profitable, I believe that percentage
Oscelot: Good! @dumori
Pal_Friendpatine: Garden scapes did the same thing with the pin pulling ads I think
NightValien28: but there are puzzle games like that, they are just in different games
DanTheMediocre: I remember that lawsuit!
Reecer6: ah, the puzzles will never show up again, huh
ekimekim: why do they not just...make the game in the ad? it looks decent!
JusticeJuice: Seen ad's recently pointing out those puzzles existed.
cgwonder: LUL
elkae: @Dumori And got punished I hope?
Anubis169: DOINK
Izandai: Good phone name.
KeytarCat: I like that name
Oscelot: Great name
Keab42: Good phone name
EricTheOrange: G IS the master tongerry
BloodnBullets: theres SO MANY variations of the ad, how have they not just put those ones in?
RedAlexxis: But ... woudn't the pin puzzle game be, well a game at least?
frostownik: does your phone have a light AND a knife?
glmdgrielson: Oh this is Graham's actual phone?
cylindricpanda_: Didn't someone make a game that's only those puzzles like a year or two ago
KevinTheShark: Its a good name Brent
MacabreAurora: making puzzles would actually take effort
TheThromborax: it's only a matter of time before putting stuff not in the game in the trailer is a crime
elkae: LUL
margieargie: @glmdgrielson Still deserves to be in a better game either way :p
RainyMint: LUL
Robot_Bones: Very Slowly walk up to someone
jacqui_lantern234: hey there all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!! <3
Inari_Kitsune: evony does indeed have them too
RosewoodTheCat: Also it's a lamp
SeaTekCrazyMax: Graham's got a neck stabbing fetish
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
Shadowsoflife: Hey @jacqui_lantern234 <3
Izandai: Wait really? Where is Graham finding all these people who have killed hundreds of people?
TheMerricat: Saunders' reason for choosing the intriguing name Piggly Wiggly® remains a mystery; he was curiously reluctant to explain its origin. One story is that he saw from a train window several little pigs struggling to get under a fence, and the rhyming name occurred to him then.
Sacrenos: yea I'm going to set the screen smaller, watching this full screen is hel
Dog_of_Myth: Heya @jacqui_lantern234
LordManiMani: Tonberry Chefs of Moschet Manor
raulghoulia: Everyone's Grudge
Anubis169: So if you upgrade again... it'll be Tonberry King?
malsareus: so the next 1 will be meastro tonberry
BrowneePoints: does the main character look a bit like the default character from Adventure Quest to anyone else?
TheMerricat: dang nabit, my clipboard is broken
Dantt2022: hero rescue is the pin game
bytecaster: There is a possible interaction
TheThromborax: Next phone will be Mega Tonberry, Super Kamehameha Tonberry
evilspoons983: so it's Idle Champions with half the mechanics stripped out
malsareus: ooooh Blackbelt Tonberry
kakmize: no
matthaus_c: YUP
gr1ff1n775: HUH
DarkNacht: what ad?
MistahFixIt: UHM
Orlantia: @LoadingReadyRun did you see the really shiny tonberry figure from Square Enix
BrowneePoints: YEP
kakmize: one man one jar?
matthaus_c: I loved the comment "I thought he was gonna take a dump in the jar"
gr1ff1n775: faces
jacqui_lantern234: is todays theme "games with intrusive adverts"?
jacqui_lantern234: :p
TheThromborax: Alex has given us the gift of something to NOT GOOGLE
Oscelot: The worst ones are those damn child endangerment ones. They don’t think about who might be watching
Solipsody: I rarely see online ads anymore, because I block most of them but when I do... Yeah, they're wild now.
doubledbear: This deep down is just Evony if i recall
malsareus: numbers go up Alex, that's the meaning of life
TheAwkes: Hit a forced tutorial.
Carlioo: oh boy gear
bytecaster: Press button, make number go up
BrowneePoints: Chat for the love of God do not google One Man One Jar. Not even as a joke
voren_chalco: Oh, it's one of these.
LordManiMani: is this frog fractions infinity
SeaTekCrazyMax: I would have more respect for these games if those forced tutorials just said "Give us all your f****** money"
Aenir798: So, uh, why did the very first thing with the tower...exist?
Solipsody: I'm not sure what most of the ads I do see are actually for, now.
NightValien28: Aenir798 bait
aggrocrow: it's so weird to me that Galahad became such a famous Arthurian character considering his origins as some Monk's horny OC
evilspoons983: @Aenir798 to satisfy a legal obligation so they're not showing false advertising
RealGamerCow: KITTY!
LordManiMani: @aenir798 they probably made an ad looking like that first, like pin pully
koodooman: LUL
malsareus: jesus
jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
RainyMint: KITTY
korvys: And that's the end of the game, i guess
Izandai: demipyroLul
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Oscelot: Okay the cat was a good touch lol
RedAlexxis: Well, that was sort of funny
gr1ff1n775: NOOO THE CAT
Reecer6: can you get not three stars
RosewoodTheCat: Only 90s kids can solve this puzzle
MAPBoardgames: What's the over/under on a pay wall before the boss?
Carlioo: but- the puzzles they are doing ads for are a different puzzle!
MistahFixIt: That was approaching entertainment
AugmentingPath: In for a penny, in for $99.99 (Best Value!)
GrizonII: Sunk cost fallacy
BrowneePoints: I'll say this much, the animation work is dece at least
ThorSokar: I 100% thought this was a pin pulling game, what BS
OmnipotentTrevor: At some point in these games you run out of "energy" or whatever and have to stop playing anyway
raulghoulia: What has Alex humming? It's awoken a memory in me
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Boopity: Unless they're stock assets
KevinTheShark: Oh god you're right
TXC2: hello raiders
glmdgrielson: Hi, Raid!
jacqui_lantern234: hello raiders!!!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
frostownik: that's why there's a class action
NightValien28: that's most mobile games, great assets but awful mechanics
ButButTheJesus: @raulghoulia from Monty Python Holy Grail
TheAwkes: Bigger than before.
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AugmentingPath: the secret is: stealing your parents' credit card
ANeMzero: bigger than before!
Invitare: the pin puzzle game doesn't look any more interesting either
Oscelot: They keep doing it. It’s really frakked up
ryuhimora: @raulghoulia Monty Python and the holy grail travel music
ekimekim: I still don't get why they don't make the game they advertise?
glmdgrielson: Wait, genuine class action lawsuit?
hawkeye437: Ah yes, that’s exactly what I want. More of this on my screen
accountmadeforants: I cannot believe they can afford ads off of this
Boopity: Insert meme about waifu jpeg gacha games
evilspoons983: The ads are designed to make you see them making mistakes and think "I could do better, what an idiot!"
Xaunaught: So I am a mobile game dev and I kid you not, reports said those fake ads had like 60% better traction compared to normal ads
Xaunaught: it was WILD
thavleifrim: mobile game ads are hyper manipulative, not just this game
malsareus: which FF though?
Songar87: @raulghoulia Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Faulpyr: Wait... THIS is what Hero Wars is?
SpacePotato01: maybe to get parents to let their children install it, thinking it's more educational than it is?
glmdgrielson: @ekimekim Because they can't profit off the fake game.
matthaus_c: I can't believe FF ripped Hero Wars
Vaiess_: Oh wait, is this the game with the twitter ads that are the weird lava puzzles?
BrowneePoints: yea like the art isnt bad and the animation is decent. it's a shame about literally everything else
Oscelot: Ouch @xaunaught
AlchemicalPanda: @Xaunaught That much better... thats crazy
mirshebs: my favorite was some mobile game using footage of banished as trailers for their game
DigitalSeahorse: 7?
TXC2: Xaunaught that is really depressing :p
rotarysorter: wait this game actually exists? I assumed it was fake
miniMacGuru: Is "flame guy" just budget Tyrial from Diablo?
TheMerricat: This is a quote from the developers wiki, no claim made on it's veracity. "Nexters is a Cypriot video game company, headquartered in Limassol, Cyprus. The company story dates back to 2010 when Andrey Fadeev and Boris Gertsovskiy met. The company is best known for the social and mobile games Throne Rush and Hero Wars. Nexters is one of the top five independent mobile game companies in Europe."
aWabbajack: reminds me of the game ad i saw on reddit for the vertical scrolling game. You pick left or right side with zombies chasing you
Xaunaught: yeah it is uhhhh it sucks haha
Inquisitor_Xian: is that a babadook?
AugmentingPath: Can't fool me, that's a babadook
ANeMzero: phobos? oh we doomed now
BrowneePoints: Sup Babadook
LordManiMani: who's the LoL champ here
DigitalSeahorse: are we addicted yet?
CataclysmicReverb: Who fridged the babadook?
3cbb: so wait is this a gacha game as well
Solipsody: Didn't they have a series of ads that implied some kind of involved backstory, too?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
EricTheOrange: For those not in the know, this plays itself and you can press buttons to activate cool downs if you want to or automate it, is the standard gatcha gameplay.
matthaus_c: Babadook showing they whole Phobossy
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elkae: oh phobos is the nb
Xaunaught: @3cbb its always a gacha
Foxmar320: I see these ads all the time that I thought the stream was an ad now
Anubis169: this interface is loud
DigitalSeahorse: pressing buttons!
jacqui_lantern234: Cheer50 once upon a time there were 2 guys named Graham and Alex!!! They were aggressively loved more than they could ever imagine!!!!!!! the end!!! <3
glmdgrielson: @Foxmar320 Something has gone wrong if Watch + Play gets a sponsorship.
LordZarano: As people have been saying, based *on those ads* someone made the game "Hero Rescue" which is *actually* a pin pulling puzzle.
Mollylele: it's as if you're in a future museum, and this is the interactive exhibit on what a video game "was"
RedAlexxis: I think a cliker would actually be better than this
aWabbajack: zekeHI @Anubis169 meistaModlove asmrModLove
the510: why is there a timer? do they expect you to be able to fail
RealGamerCow: Say what you will about Gardenscapes/Candy Crush/Match 3 Game Du Jour, at least they're *games*
AugmentingPath: rip astaroth
Crad0k: i left to get dinner and now i'm back to... this?
Anubis169: hihi aWabbajack <3
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so this is the game I keep getting ads for on my phone, huh. surprise surprise, it looks nothing like the ads. mattlrPika
ylegm: bargain bin tyrael
Carlioo: he didn't get any xp, just like final fantasy
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCult
SeaTekCrazyMax: It's a shame that FFRK died and this lives.
Dantt2022: time to fight that Diablo wanabe
SalmirAeon: Fools!
incslayer: @glmdgrielson cookie clicker is more interesting than this
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AlchemicalPanda: @SeaTekCrazyMax Wait, RK is dead?
miniMacGuru: Maybe you can offer the boss some ash jam?
PMAvers: Yeah, it's basically Raid Shadow Legend.
TXC2: "you fool!"
Boopity: @glmdgrielson The bar is low and mobile stores are full of autobattlers LUL
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: They've made it past the intro so the game is probably start getting exponentially grindier now
RealGamerCow: Is that straight a She-Ra ripoff?
jessicaengle: Ooo, this is my first ever live garbage day!
KBKarma: Wait... a mobile game?
richard_ermen: ""
KeytarCat: @glmdgrielson AFK Arena is half decent, if you want an auto battler like this
glmdgrielson: @incslayer Also true.
Faulpyr: Riveting dialog
Aenir798: "Oh no...Stop!" "Oh okay sorry about that."
SeaTekCrazyMax: @SeaTekCrazyMax Yep. Shut down last year.
jessicaengle: Hello!
Mai_Andra: "YOU will be the one excaping!"
Anubis169: oh good grief
Crad0k: @RealGamerCow that was my thought too
DigitalSeahorse: people who never had a computer think this is "playing video games"
MAPBoardgames: Can we get this game voiced, with the audio filters the last game used?
Anubis169: aaaaaaand there's the end of the game
AlchemicalPanda: @SeaTekCrazyMax Holy crap. I had no idea. thats a shame.
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Spam Specials
Boopity: You skipped the LORE
steelfox13: The gameplay is lacking but the dialogue. *chef's kiss*
TXC2: well that was esy
RealGamerCow: A winner is you
TXC2: *easy
MistahFixIt: Bobby Dukes, star of da RPG
pyronils80: Its sooooooooooooooo bad!
TheAinMAP: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
Izandai: It was a boss. Couldn't you tell?
KevinTheShark: Great, now I never need to ever download this game
constablecrab: And there was much rejoicing. Yaaaaay
DigitalSeahorse: NOPE
aggrocrow: I'm stealing Groktolar lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
t3h_f1gm3nt: and there lies the rub
PMAvers: I mean, it could be worse, it could be Arena.
Foxmar320: wow lol
Anubis169: Fuck that sideways
Boopity: ONLY 12 dollars Kappa
incslayer: its 12CAD thats only like 2bucks american
NightValien28: I can buy a good indie game for 12 dollars
Anubis169: Timegated
matthaus_c: 1000000 coins though lrrBEEJ
GhostofJeffGoldblum: fuckin mobile games man
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: You can get a whole ass game for 12 bucks that's way better than this entire thing
Izandai: WOW
bytecaster: Of all the gatcha games, why would you choose this one?
richard_ermen: woooow
accountmadeforants: These games are designed to trick kids into pressing a button that uses their parent’s credit card
laundreydhull: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN G A R B A G E D A Y ! ! !
Anubis169: Dailies... oh boy
Creideiki_SE: Use our Patreon money for Content!
Pteraspidomorphi: Mobile "games"
ani_laurel: the dopamine buttons
muondecay: I would sooner light that much cash on fire and snort the ashes
Xaunaught: God this is just everything I designed at my last job I can feel the grease
fastlane250: push button get thing
kopflurch123: never seeen that actual garbage in that show ( but not in a enjoyable sense)
BusTed: number go up PogChamp
Crad0k: nah, it *says* it's timed, but it'll keep offering it to you forever
MAPBoardgames: free energy!
ylegm: skinner box go brrrrr
Boopity: You must collect each reward individually! Gameplay!
MistahFixIt: "Don't."
boyesie: well, Groktolar is now the name of a goblin npc in my d&d campaign
Foxmar320: We never see Graham again after this. He only plays Hero Wars now
TXC2: 1-800-DONT
Izandai: demipyroLul
matthaus_c: LMAO
cgwonder: watching this is making me actively anxious.
t3h_f1gm3nt: ok that was cute
MolaMolaphant: designed to make you feel like a dope(amine)
jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO
constablecrab: I’d be much more tempted if the art didn’t make me so sad.
public_key_reveal_party: wow, for 12 dollars I can buy two months of subscription to the loading ready run twitch streams. and a bag of chips
Oscelot: Man, this is so much worse than every other game like this I’ve tried…
TheWriterAleph: i respect my serotonin too much for that
richard_ermen: It's also really creepy because the only option is either "neutral" or "good game".
DigitalSeahorse: only time I've spent money on anything like this is when I had a gift card I didn't see how else to spend it
Solipsody: The game is flirting with you, but I doubt its sincerity.
Anaerin: Now you're PVPing.
FarleyF: Go Green big bois
revjakenash: 5 years? YEARS?!?
matthaus_c: it's Arena but there's only Alchemy
Carlioo: el spidro techno
Izandai: She's got a wrench!
evilspoons983: this just looks like the star wars gatcha game I got stuck into for like six months
glmdgrielson: Game's got tech support fairy!
LordManiMani: Nerf Irelia
SirenSongSeas: Kerrigan but robot time I guess
MikoKisai: It's not uncommon for PVP modes to be full auto
DigitalSeahorse: I use like this very loosely on far better finding objects games
AugmentingPath: cybering Kerrigan? A bold move
incslayer: ohh no you killed cyber kerrigan
WetPaperSack: Pretty sure I took a Super Shotgun from that enemy in Doom once
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TXC2: oh Gods that is Kerrigan
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I can't look away.
Exxaxl: Oh boy is it bad videogame time again?
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CodeIndigo: AFK Arena? This isn't really garbage.
whitefirecomix: this is what CSI thinks video games are
MaddogM: Is G addicted now? :P
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This is the game you would make up to make fun of these games, yeah.
malsareus: retire champion
Anubis169: aaaaaand you have limited battles, timegated
matthaus_c: jarriors
saucemaster5000: head and shoulders above Elden Ring
TheMerricat: RAID! Shadow LEGENDS!
Dantt2022: please god no more mobile garbage
TXC2: Anubis169 mobile baby!
richard_ermen: The entire presentation and graphics feel at clash with each other
glmdgrielson: This is a spoof of a video game, yeah...
SeaTekCrazyMax: "It's just like in Elden Ring"-Alex, on Hero Wars
frostownik: numbers go up
Anubis169: TXC2: I feel dirty
betweenmyself: Cut to three weeks from now when Graham has sunk five hundred dollars and one hundred hours into this mobile game. riffYeti
FarleyF: in AFK you can see Graham just sitting in the background going "one more round"
Invitare: Rivers of Skill for days
TXC2: Anubis169 right?
Izandai: demipyroLul
richard_ermen: It reminds me of the PAWNs system of Dragons Dogma
EricTheOrange: ALL BLEED
Foxmar320: When I did that I got someone with two whips build
doubledbear: Thank you for the sub :D
WetPaperSack: I like to think that one of those was Adam's Dual Whip nonsense
MistahFixIt: uh oh
Invitare: that's not true Alex, there's sometimes Moonveil too
NightValien28: ooooh no
Dog_of_Myth: Uhhhh one more battle....
lonlycracker: Don't worry mine was just bloodhound fang + omencleaver
KeytarCat: I remember that Checkpiont!
ani_laurel: There is so much activity on the screen. It's far too overwhelming
kynelwynn: Specifically character builds who beat the chdmpions
Wicker_Guide: If you challenge in offline mode then there's an actual set of NPC builds which is much more enjoyable
Anubis169: and they called it Vampire Survivors?
DeM0nFiRe: Did it have exactly 2 pin pull puzzles?
MistahFixIt: Hey look a Hedron!
NightValien28: there's a bunch of grand IPs like this, I think there's a nier and fullmetal alchemist one
TheAwkes: Mobile Game By Numbers: Gatcha Edition™
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glmdgrielson: Metal Gear Survive?
TheMerricat: it's out on google play now too.
DigitalSeahorse: I've got a duck game where you go down the hole and "fight" other teams but it's a fake fight with nobody on the other end cause their return strikes are very predictably fast and if stats are tied they pick the lower number so I exploit that
Dantt2022: look in the background it's one of Rasputin node from D2
ylegm: blergh
Izandai: demipyroLul
Juliamon: the FOMO is now Fauxmo
Reecer6: like a dead world
Anubis169: G: Reminds me of that Belgian Apex Legends, where they have the crafting system instead of lootbox FOMO bs
RealGamerCow: @Juliamon *chefs kiss*
ClodiumSoride: @Juliamon chef's kiss
TXC2: showing it for the pig in a poke that it really is
Anubis169: 'cause lootboxes are illegal there
korvys: I used to live near a Faux Park
Pal_Friendpatine: The Temple Run Puzzle game is the same way
jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon holy bus!!!!!!
RealGamerCow: ClodiumSoride same brain
ekimekim: that sounds like old arcade games where once you can play with infinite credits it's a better game
glmdgrielson: Thanks, game.
elkae: mo' faux
TXC2: !break
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matthaus_c: love the schmeng
Oscelot: Meds reminder
matthaus_c: swap your legs, stretch your fluids, play the schmeng
TXC2: right chat I'm off
bentbranch: Auuuugh I just got here *Big Angy* Curse you work...
MAPBoardgames: I've been really depressed since the holidays. This is EXACTLY what I needed today.
matthaus_c: take care TXC!
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 take care <3
TXC2: goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
Anubis169 huggles TXC2
Anubis169: sleep well <3
LordZarano: Terrible Games Done At Regular Speed
MAPBoardgames: gnight TXC2
bentbranch: Has it been a truly veritable Garbage Day today?
matthaus_c: @MAPBoardgames glad to have you here and happy you're enjoying yourslef! viking64Hug benginHeart
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrBreak
Oscelot: It truly has @bentbranch
bentbranch: It looked like they were playing a mobile game...
Wicker_Guide: they were
TheMerricat: For a short while Amazon's appstore had a similar fauxmo setup where you could get free 'pay2win' apps with the pay portion removed. I do have to agree some of the games were actually fun when you weren't worried about spending money but some of the games.. man it really showed how much they focused on fleecing you when you took that out and realized just how little of a game was left.
Oscelot: They were x.X It was Hero... Wars? @bentbranch
LordManiMani: the not too distant future of Lincoln, next Sunday AD Lincoln
MAPBoardgames: So my bingo card has 'mobile port' on it. Did that last game count?
malc: arena needs an emote for "sorry, Windows just spontaneously decided to hibernate my laptop for no reason"
bentbranch: Oh GODS - Is that the one that has all the hellacious amount of ads?
Wicker_Guide: yup
Wicker_Guide: and we saw BOTH "pull pin puzzles" and the "level climber puzzle"
saucemaster5000: The crawl for Attack of the Clones claims there were Heros on both sides. I hereby posit Star Wars and Hero Wars are the same franchise.
TheMerricat: Enjov? is the other game out there with a million ads that have little bearing to the actual game.
Wicker_Guide: the rest is an auto-scrolling auto-battler
bentbranch: Thanks I hate it.
ClodiumSoride: @TheMerricat Evony, IIRC
bentbranch: Evony is that one that had all the lewd ads, right?
EvilBadman: @MAPBoardgames Not that was 100% a mobile based game on mobile
EricTheOrange: Good F2P games can exist, but it's like wading through an ocean of grifter shit to find them.
They_Are_Alyx: @bentbranch Yup
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat thanks! that's the one
MistahFixIt: trawling the Trash-Ocean
EricTheOrange: I mean Magic Arena F2P and that's basicly fine
Izandai: @MAPBoardgames That was just a mobile game. They were playing it on Graham's phone.
EvilBadman: General reminder that Vampire Survivors is free on mobile, and only has an ad if you want to rez once during a run or take more of the meta-currency after a run
princess_intell: !song
MAPBoardgames: @EvilBadman darn it! Without it I need an 'unexpectedly inaccessible subocean'
ClodiumSoride: I suspect Vampire Survivors is free on mobile to undercut all the clones. If the real devs can't get money for it, at least they can keep anyone else from getting any money for it either.
ButButTheJesus: !music
TheMerricat: @EvilBadman Sad reminder the only reason Vampire Survivors is out on mobile is because the minute it became popular a billion and one clones and outright asset rips of it showed up in app stores and the devs didn't want their name besmirched. They are good people.
korvys: Hi!
Foxmar320: Hello G
RockPusher: ohai
princess_intell: hey G
jacqui_lantern234: hi
saucemaster5000: ooh actually haven't played vampire survivors in a few updates should check it out again
red_shoes_jeff: Hi
LadyLockwood92: Oh hey
Anaerin: Aeroplane...
EricTheOrange: I don't know if Evony is even still around that was like 2010
incslayer: ahh yes slowly rusting apart planes
MistahFixIt: On to Plane B
Gnuttor: You lose Alex to the Sub Ocean!
fastlane250: I think there's a plane sitting like that at my local airport
DigitalSeahorse: plane
red_shoes_jeff: It's plane to see!
They_Are_Alyx: The Vampire Survivors team explicitly wanted to avoid all the usual F2P mobile bullshit
MikoKisai: @EricTheOrange It is around as a mobile game
princess_intell: how do you find these games?
public_key_reveal_party: oh hey, it's watch and play dot jpeg
cmdrud87: Hi Stone Cold
Pteraspidomorphi: Are we in OBS now?
seanalpurvis: Graham I just want to say it's really good to see you and I'm glad to see your hair growing back
bentbranch is continuing the Gift Sub they got from RandomTrivia!
Foxmar320: Sure does :P
malc: whoopsy
Oscelot: Whoops. GG OBS
DigitalSeahorse: howdy
korvys: So LRR has moved to all OBS these days?
fatalDestiny: Yeah, gotta use sutdio mode to get around that,
ThorSokar: AH
DoodlestheGreat: You learn something new every day.
cgwonder: so..... hi
ThorSokar: So, how's things?
Saunabath: Ryanairs new budget service
CodeIndigo: hello g
Mangledpixel: are you not in studio mode?
incslayer: when can we buy LRR branded versions of that mug?
fastlane250: how is that even still around
TheMerricat: @EricTheOrange and web app if you are somehow that addicted that you need to play it and don't have your phone.
bentbranch: I missed the start of the stream, I made sure to restart during Garbage Day!
glmdgrielson: Hi, Graham!
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Karvamammutti: Hey G-Man! I've been watching your FF7 playthrough for the third time and I think I'm ready for you to play FF8.
MikoKisai: Evony is used for a mobile game, at least.
KharadBanar: All the same ads, my lord
Akaiatana: Stock game splash art
Pteraspidomorphi: I haven't played a non terrible mobile game since the Nokia 3310
fastlane250: I hated those clickbait banner afs
fastlane250: *ads
red_shoes_jeff: You cannot kill us, my Lord.
Liliturra: Y'all were missed at Magfest, hope you can make it some future year
RockPusher: There are some new words on the instructions for my meds that makes them very disconcerting - "Take one tablet with food once daily *for blood*"
Robot_Bones: Evony, The Kings Return!?! The game from all those puzzle ads?
Foxmar320: Already deleted Hero Wars G?
seanalpurvis: that game is absolutely horrible. I tried it and left it alone
Songar87: I know it's been said before, but I'm SUPER happy to see you getting your hair back! lrrSHINE
ThorSokar: I see the hair is coming back nicely
doubledbear: All the evony ads stole graphics from early civ games if i recall
EricTheOrange: All I remeber is Plants VS zombies made a parody of that "play now my lord" add from evony.
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: I remember an old escapists article titled "Ebony and Irony"
princess_intell: how do you find the steam games?
Anaerin: Didn't Evony have a short period with Kate Moss (or some other model) being the damsel?
steelfox13: Enjoy is a strong word
jacqui_lantern234: "ive got more though" is the most threatening thing ive heard all day, Graham
saucemaster5000: enjoying a chili dog thx
Ryxiene: Doin' pretty good, you? xD
Zanathosis: yes "enjoy"
TheMandrew: i'm well. how are you Graham?
Foxmar320: How are you G?
MistahFixIt: @RockPusher Khorne cares about your wellbeing
Liliturra: recovering from magfest, how are you?
incslayer: aww i want to see you delete it
KBKarma: I'm waiting for a queue in FFXIV for the new raid. 6 minutes of 30+ minutes.
interiorexplosion: It's great to be here, thanks for having us
NapalmSideburns: I started a new job last week, and I'm doing great!
bentbranch: Working at my job and watching this stream - Slinging cardboard and watching garbage day shenanigans.
kakmize: The only way to get rid of it is to get someone else download it
EvilGenius_9: doing really well the Boxing Day box just arrived
HavenDragon: today's my birthday, turned 31 today. watching this stream is a p good way to celebrate :D
Saunabath: Entropia Universe I think. The ads for that are back at least
doubledbear: But yes you can still see evony ads in the mobile gsme space
Liliturra: I did! favorite con to work
Akaiatana: Loving the return of BeardGraham
leondebowa: how many viruses were downloaded with hero wars?
Ryxiene: LUL o/
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princess_intell: what hot garbage do you have now
fastlane250: portal cutted
TacitusVigil: Hello G$ and A Train
CataclysmicReverb: Juuust going to delete that message so I don't spoil Alex
Faulpyr: There was a Star Trek gacha game that also went to Apple arcade. that was a weird one
magical_writer: Cheer50 thank you for the stream
Liliturra: @havendragon happy birthday!
virre_: Oh no...
TheMerricat: So if mobile games are going to be more than a once off, may I suggest adding those crappy gardenscape games for the bad ads vs gameplay list.
evilspoons983: @Pteraspidomorphi Death Road to Canada, Golf Peaks, Downwell, and Monument Valley (1 and 2) are all good ones
cgwonder: oh this one
MikoKisai: THIS SHIT
elkae: oh noooo
HavenDragon: oh this one!
jacqui_lantern234: OH BABY LUL
iris_of_ether: oh no
Oscelot: OH no this one
princess_intell: THIS ONE
Rourke9: ah, yay
FarleyF: Thank you both for taking the bullets for us
virre_: Will there be "Mafia game"?
ekimekim: oh i've played this one. it's actually kinda a fun time waster
seanalpurvis: noooooooo
Foxmar320: Ive seen so many versions of this
OmnipotentTrevor: I'm glad Graham is going through all of these ad games to satisfy my curiosity for me
Zanzabar_: ooh one of these games
doubledbear: ah yes i've seen this one
Pteraspidomorphi: evilspoons983: Thanks for the suggestions. Maybe I'll check them out if they have no ads and skinner box mechanics
WearingCats_CwC: tos?
TheMandrew: oh i hope that dumb zombie game is in this
AquaKaZam: whats that one called that has like pokemon spooky vibes but is really some anime final fantasy clone
EricTheOrange: i mean this looks like it has gameplay
Izandai: huh
Dog_of_Myth: Thicc bois
evilspoons983: afaik no ads in any of those
DigitalSeahorse: lucidBonk lucidBonk lucidBonk
OmnipotentTrevor: some sort of mens beam
korvys: Some of the games are the games, but they just have a FUCKTON of ads between levels after you get like, 10 levels in
matthaus_c: this feels... vaguely erotic
steelfox13: dropping lads
LordManiMani: maybe we'll figure out whether Gardenscapes is a game
DiabeticMaddness: I just found out Papers, Please is on mobile now..
ekimekim: this is actually the game. it just tries to serve you ads between levels.
jacqui_lantern234: and "charge up and release the big lads" is the SECOND most threatening thing ive heard today :p
kakmize: this doesn't seem to bad
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown gameplay
northos: 30 seconds
MAPBoardgames: Timer's started
Oscelot: I do have to say, I have actually found a game that ended up being pretty good recently. Gold and Goblins has actually been good enough to spend money on. Not because it looked like the ads though :P
Foxmar320: My guess is after each level an ad?
Zanzabar_: I allways want to try these games but I dont trust them enough to put them on my phone.
ButButTheJesus: what are the odds of it playing an ad for itself
AugmentingPath: watch an ad to multiply rewards, does that count?
cgwonder: oh you can watch an ad to multiply your score it seems
AquaKaZam: i think most of these games and ads are created by ai
TheMerricat: So this is one of the more 'honorable' games where they don't try to fleece you they just don't have a lot to them.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
Oscelot: All hail the grand normie!
ekimekim: "Normie" is the unit type, "Regular" is the cannon type
kusinohki: I feel a little attacked here.... I have this game on my phone
Gekyouryuu: "send dudes" "you mean nudes?" "I'm in battle, I need more men"
MistahFixIt: Ah the furtive Normie, so easily forgotten
jacqui_lantern234: "great normie" sure sounds like the entire thesis of this show
Foxmar320: Watch an ad yeah
ekimekim: yeah you're not vsing an actual person, i get the same thing while in airplane mode
RockPusher: Great Normie - or as their parents call them, Great Norman
glmdgrielson: Great Normie is a good name.
Magnifisquatch: What if you're only an Okay Normie?
Akaiatana: The yellow guys are from Cheeries
ameliette: i suspect... 10 minutes until the phone is too hot to handle - thats been my experience with these 'multiply rewards with ads' games
ladylinzington: it's the Great Normie Charlie Brown!
EricTheOrange: this seems fine by mobile game standars so far
PMAvers: Basically Attack on Titan.
glmdgrielson: This genuinely looks interesting though.
ButButTheJesus: are we going to the store
TheWriterAleph: is this even a pretend game?
SeaTekCrazyMax: "Welp, guess I'll die then"
jacqui_lantern234: @ladylinzington IM HOWLING XD
BlueMechanic: what, again?
tyrsredritehand: At a glance those figures look disturbingly like reproductive cells.
virre_: Booster packs?
GhostValv: :O
incslayer: so far this game has actually been doing what its advertising
Foxmar320: I have questions
epsilon_vee: in the same way the screen is very tall?
public_key_reveal_party: yes, every night in my nightmares
Boopity: Emojis are hip, Graham
drcanonball: cause you found booster pack
MrQBear: It says you "Sent your opponent" these emojis
TemporallyAwry: I leave for a while and I come back to ... I'm so confused!
ladylinzington: @jacqui_lantern234 :D
DigitalSeahorse: that commercial where the balloon lands in front of the door
jessicaengle: emojis are what the kids are into
LordManiMani: @pmavers Idk, there isn't nearly enough fascism and eugenics
garfacemcgar: I wonder if the game will attempt to challenge the player at any point
Songar87: Things sure are happening....all at once
MistahFixIt: Seasonal Events
PMAvers: I mean, we're just starting out, it might get there.
LPS_97: being attacked by the old MSN icons seems not so bad
jacqui_lantern234: "normie mode" was my nickname in high school :p
LordManiMani: ahh! Boss!
frostownik: egg stranding
AugmentingPath: oh hey, eggs inc
MistahFixIt: Egg Stranding
DeM0nFiRe: 🥚
LordManiMani: @mistahfixit LUL
GhostValv: egged too close to the sun
BusTed: thejen9Eggy
jacqui_lantern234: "man with too many egg" is just lrrWHEELER
Timagio: yeah WHEELER
Songar87: @frostownik sergeJustRight
RockPusher: tqsEgg tqsEgg tqsEgg
Solipsody: I'm concerned that someone, somewhere is actually playing this for fun, and we have to live on the same planet as that person.
MistahFixIt: Norman Reedus And The Calcified Fetus(es)
laikagoat: wheelerKappa
TheAinMAP: tqsIrene tqsEgg tqsIrene tqsEgg
WearingCats_CwC: Man who doesn't know how to road
cmdrud87: wheeler, the game
Dantt2022: another fake add, the game is nothing like this
kakmize: try it
SeaTekCrazyMax: Alright. Think we found our game for next week
LordManiMani: maybe THIS is gardenscapes
AugmentingPath: so I guess there's an ecosystem, where this game is funded by ads for other games funded by stealing mom's credit card
rasterscan: Township (the game) is nothing like this. Which is a shame, I rather used to like township.
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Timagio: For the SAME game?!
HbombAndFriends: The real Township is quite a bit different
LordManiMani: Bab cann'n
Crad0k: whenever i'm dumb enough to try out new mobile games, i always put my phone onto airplane mode so that the ads won't load
HbombAndFriends: As these ad games are
SpacePotato01: I think today Garbage day has reached new levels.
Foxmar320: Yep that scans G
ClodiumSoride: That ws a playable demo of the ad game, I think. There's some way to serve those through ads.
matthaus_c: why do you keep HIRING THEM
the510: i remember there was a game like this being advertised but it didn't have that kind of gameplay, and a youtuber was annoyed about that so they went and made the 'advertised' game within a day
frozenphoenix7: @matthaus_c Cheap
Oscelot: @Crad0k and so it can't "phone home" - same.
SeaTekCrazyMax: "Don't blame us, we didn't break the law"
richard_ermen: Also poten#tially illegal
MrQBear: Can we level up the great normie? I want them to get greater. ' -'
Timagio: So you don't control what's in your ads, they do. Huh.
Anaerin: And because the ads are working.
Oscelot: @the510 YIKES
EricTheOrange: maybe ask them NOT TO DO THAT
Charlie_Victor7: Without being asked I'm sure *wink*
ThorSokar: are there AI generated Ads now?
MikoKisai: It's basically EVERY SINGLE mobile game ad that does that.
NullColaShip: If they make stuff up, don't run the fake ad.... it's not rocket surgery
Timagio: Wood league, ha.
DigitalSeahorse: that's how you end up with more than one game having same assets in their ads
Ravensfest: That's not really a good reason. Could they now ask their marketer to like try not lying?
Faulpyr: Back when I was in mobile, we tried to not show any ads in the first few sessions. Turns out people don't like them and they'll churn out.
Foxmar320: Yeah real fake people
OmnipotentTrevor: The worst is when the ad is so poorly formatted that it breaks the player
thavleifrim: real stock photos
SpacePotato01: At least the awful asset flips were games you buy and then are done with. This is a whole nother level of exploitation.
BrowneePoints: I don't like how the cannon undulates as it births normies
itmightbemikey: YAHOO FEELGOOD
ClodiumSoride: Mobile game companies must spend more on player acquisition than they spend on developers.
MistahFixIt: Wooden League? So it's a Leader Board? Kappa
cgwonder: that's creepy
Boopity: The two genders
Gadora: Some questionable names in there.
ArboristAndrew: one of those looked like Kate
Dog_of_Myth: Press X to doubt
frozenphoenix7: This is why I only play respectable mobile games like FGO and FEH <_<
Oscelot: Yeah that sounds sus
ArboristAndrew: down around 100
jacqui_lantern234: thats IMMENSELY creepy
EvilBadman: tag urself I'm Vent Cleaner
MAPBoardgames: with an oddly diverse player base by country
Timagio: How much you wanna bet they didn't pay to use those selfies?
SalmirAeon: i thought i remember hearing that the european court told them they couldn't do that and that's why they had to then add those type of puzzles into these "games"
Solipsody: So 90% of players of this game are dogs that started licking their owners' dropped phones, right?
Foxmar320: LOL
Furvias: Oh bless Garbage Day
northos: there it is!
betweenmyself: So you’re saying this game is popular among attractive women near you? riffYeti
jacqui_lantern234: FOURTEEN BUCKS?!?!?!?!?!
johkmil: Looked like they had a handful of name generators.
Oscelot: Good lord
Drew_64: I have a friend who works in marketing for an app store, and they said there's agencies who just do a specific type of ad - regardless of the type of game
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: yikes
Songar87: sergeCrimes sergeCrimes sergeCrimes
korvys: I think you might be able to click on the Great Normie or whatever to level them up?
SirenSongSeas: Yikes
Driosenth: Please tell me they aren't selfies that were scraped by other players that didn't read the app permissions
RedAlexxis: on the plus side, this is actually a game
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NimrodXIV: man these games are a ripoff
glmdgrielson: Money!
AugmentingPath: Great normie... or some say great norman... grant us norms! Grant us norms!
TheMentalMonk: wow crack-a-pack's really changed from the last time I watched
TheWriterAleph: *gestures toward butterfly* "Is this a scam?"
Foxmar320: This is when LRR had pivots to mobile trash games
MAPBoardgames: You are already in the 'bad games' industry
FarleyF: So LRR mobile game is when Kappa
ekimekim: yeah you can spend the money + cards to level things up
NimrodXIV: sucks to have morals huh
Rhynerd: Is Great Normie the greatest contribution this game has brought?
Oscelot: @betweenmyself Ugh I hate that you're right htat they're trying that
DigitalSeahorse: nope
Magnifisquatch: bilking CHILDREN out of their PARENTS money
ThorSokar: sucks having morals
evilspoons983: the $USD to $CAD conversion makes a lot of these feel a lot more like a scam than the carefully crafted USD prices
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wench_tacular: go, go, grifters!
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RedAlexxis: but that is a steep pricetag
thavleifrim: they don't have to, but they will.
EvilBadman: Quick sub more to encourage further GARBAGE
TemporallyAwry: No, I think we can find a different kinda box for those sorts of people LuvOops
NightValien28: look on the bright side, they don't have a battle pass Kappa
KevinTheShark: Doing that seems like a lot less fun for you though
MikoKisai: @Drew_64 Are there agencies that *don't* do that? Because it doesn't seem like it.
Pteraspidomorphi: My thesis was an instruction manual on how to do this, it's very gross
bytecaster: Somebody has to skin all the boxes, or the economy colapses
Timagio: There is an opportunity, therefore it must be exploited. Capitalism!
SeaTekCrazyMax: Keep it up Graham and you too can sell a company to the Saudis
frostownik: this looks like they put effort in it, so the FOMO oughta be top notch
LordManiMani: we have been informed that we do not, under any circumstances, haveta give it to em
evilspoons983: (to be clear they're still a scam, they just FEEL likke less of a scam)
jacqui_lantern234: here come the bois!!!!!
arcaneIllumination: What’s hilarious is when actually good mobile games have absolutely terrible ads (looking at what happened for Arknights for a bit)
Foxmar320: So many dudes they got stuck lol
FarleyF: can we please have a command for the Great Normies
SeaTekCrazyMax: This minimalist nature of this feels like a Junji Ito manga.
FarleyF: Maybe as a quote
CAKHost: Get Great Normie, Noobs :P
Solipsody: "Great Normie" is what everyone yells when I walk into the bar. I don't love it.
Furvias: Oh they are little mens not sperm
Lord_Hosk: The games are all stolen mechanics skinned with stolen assets. It costs them 40 hours of development time to put it together, if they get $500 in ads its well worth it.
Gizmoloid: About unrelated mobile game ads - look up Mansion Scapes ads on yt, they are absolutely wild! None of the stories have anything to do with the game.
LPS_97: as seen on mobile ad tm
Furvias: that took me a while to parse
FarleyF: or sorry Good Advice - Send out the Great Normies
virre_: Can you lose?
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DigitalSeahorse: xD xD xD
AugmentingPath: send crylaugh emoji to the guy you rekt?
DigitalSeahorse: same
frostownik: big same
Timagio: Big same
NimrodXIV: motion sickness, whee
RebekahWSD: Oh, I get motion sick the same way in moving vehicles, I gotta watch the road
sfn____: hard same
Avery316: also doesnt appear to have adverts as standard, only if you choose to watch them
MWGNZ: not that you should, but seems like a good game for on the shitter
lord_wertornion: yeah this is a commuting game.
kusinohki: yes you can lose. not very often though...
public_key_reveal_party: I think I spent 5 dollars more than that on Elden Ring, so, ya know, cheaper than thatv
DigitalSeahorse: subway not by the window maybe
MrQBear: ooh, different cannon unlocked... that looked like an old rotary cannon?
ekimekim: yeah i just turn on airplane mode before i play these games
Alahmnat: play it in your tesla :P
whitefirecomix: I assumed that was going to be "I can't contain my rage at games like this on a bus"
CAKHost: Bear Men?
GrizonII: Ignoring the business practices, the core gameplay loop looks decently competent
Wicker_Guide: I know it's always important to acknowledge a developer's work, but I'm pretty sure I made all the functionality we see in this game on a summer programming class in middle school
Bearudite: evil kkslider?
NightValien28: they preload ads don't they?
AugmentingPath: learn multiplication with mob control!
frostownik: if i have to, i play Forge (an extremely legal MTG game)
NotCainNorAbel: it's a math teaching game
MikoKisai: Turning on airplane mode before starting the game is better, since they will otherwise cache them ahead of time.
frozenphoenix7: @NightValien28 Not all of them
wench_tacular: they're sneaking maths into the game?
AquaKaZam: hard gaem
evilspoons983: @NightValien28 I've played a few games where they don't. it's quite satisfying.
SquidVorb: Some games will actually download the ads to device to prevent that
ClodiumSoride: @Wicker_Guide also, probably cloned from a different game with the same gameplay
Timagio: Foolishness, donte
glmdgrielson: I play Simon Tatham's puzzles. Good timewaster with ZERO ads.
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
MistahFixIt: "Are you enjoying Twitter?"
Solipsody: "What if Tower Defense, without the annoying Towers?"
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
TemporallyAwry: Nobody uses mobile-Reddit when they're having a good time.
jessieimproved: I exit Reddit and reopen it every time
Izandai: How special are they?
Earthenone: three snowflakes, but any dupes?
MrQBear: @glmdgrielson Yeah! I love that one!
NightValien28: oh the zombie base building
TheMandrew: oh goodie this garbage
SquidVorb: Watch it be a match 3 game
drcanonball: oh it's this garbage
WearingCats_CwC: As Sun Tzu said "If you understand yourself and Big Normie you'll never lose a battle"
doubledbear: The match 3 zombiw hoard?
ThorSokar: "Got banned from /r/art because I was accused of posting AI-Generated art when I drew it, thanks"
KevinTheShark: Oh yeah, this'll be NOTHING like the advert
Foxmar320: There are endless zombie games
MAPBoardgames: With their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns!
AquaKaZam: you downloaded these games? your phone and personal info is shot
TheMerricat: So chat, those of you talking about banned ads, I don't think Hero Wars was the on that got hit, the ads were the same type but articles I found were about the gardenscape ads -
Zanzabar_: Thanks for trying this so we dont have to.
CAKHost: Oh that are always sped up for whatever reason. Maybe so you don't look to closely
Oscelot: I've been vaguely hopeful that one of these will be good, but I'm real doubtful
iris_of_ether: I got to explain to a coworker yesterday the ways in which Muskrat was torpedoing Twitter. Not sure it'll take hold, but he seemed surprised at first
korvys: I think it's a zombie sim city?
CururuGuasu: The Weather Channel app on my phone will sometimes ask “Do you love the app?” and I don’t think that will ever be true
Coloneljesus: hmmm... cleavage...
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh god its a city management game isnt it
frozenphoenix7: Commander (You)
Crad0k: ginger's a blonde
raulghoulia: thank you for playing this so I don't have to
Juliamon: Ginger, have you considered... a shirt
EvilBadman: Hello legally distinct Black Canary
Firewhiskers: Ginger's polygon shading straight out of the PS2
MistahFixIt: Oh good, boobs. I was worried the game was gonna pander to me or somethinfg
Oscelot: oh boy @iris_of_ether
BrowneePoints: wow that's a lot of cleavage
TheAwkes: This looks like one of those infinitely reskinned mobile 4X-ish space games, but zombies instead.
betweenmyself: Better get to repopulating the city… pennyWhat
Faulpyr: She's a civil engineer, you know
t3h_f1gm3nt: we're playing someones failed sim city game NotLikeThis
johkmil: The “base building” in these kinds of games usually haven’t advanced since the FB games/Evony time.
LordZarano: At least on Android you can set per app to not allow internet access
ThorSokar: WELL, Ginger, maybe your city sucks and that's the reason no one wants to save it
wench_tacular: the gym?
aggrocrow: wtf is "usual" activity for zombies???
ZweiVinter: I mean have you seen it the whole place is completely unwalkable and theres no parks at all
evilspoons983: saying "unusually" active means there's a "usual" level of zombie activity
MAPBoardgames: I get all kinds of spam emails to increase my manpower
Boopity: Does anyone remember that *officially licensed* FFXV mobile game that was basically like these games
AugmentingPath: aggrocrow standing in ankle-deep water in large crowds
Tiber727: She failed to plan for zombies, so she was waiting for literally anyone to show up. Thank God you're here.
cgwonder: same G
MistahFixIt: It's SO busy.
hugni81: same here
SquidVorb: same
Oscelot: hooboy these graphics be CRUNCHY
kusinohki: you must build additional pylons
Foxmar320: Yeah there is so much info on screen
Dumori: Tactical axed and buckler
bytecaster: Is this a RAID shadow legends?
DeM0nFiRe: That is basically what happened to Wheeler when he tried to play Yu Gi Oh Duel Links LUL
MistahFixIt: Holy shit this dude's a FRIDGE
ClodiumSoride: Oh, you have to pay to finish building things faster.
Coloneljesus: my limit for interface on mobile is the amount Monument Valley has
Zanzabar_: is there no vo in this
WetPaperSack: Where do those... shells... go?
aggrocrow: Biiiiiiiiiig dog!
Izandai: This would be too many UI elements on a full-sized screen, why do they put them all on a MOBILE game!?
Gizmoloid: Oh, yeah, THOSE interfaces. Such cluttered garbage.
Dumori: 40mm shotgun
zigboy22: what are those shells
Zanzabar_: it feels like there would be
TheWriterAleph: Impossible. Once a marine, always a marine. Semper fi, pumpking pie
johkmil: Everything takes time, and nothing actually happens unless you spend money.
EvilBadman: Speaking of-- o7 Respects to FF7:First Soldier which shut down today
Bearudite: huge shortgun shells
frostownik: code red mtn dew cans
CururuGuasu: His head is so tiny
Rhynerd: Grenades?
GhostValv: they're just push pops
Pazy160: While its intellectually kind of interesting to see this it also makes me incredible tired and sad.
DylPage: Pretty sure that's bug spray?
BrowneePoints: hes strapped with mega man titties Alex
MAPBoardgames: An X-marine! The 'X' is for eXtreme!
CaptainSpam: "I'm just standing at this angle because otherwise my character portrait loses important depth. Why do you ask?"
Earthenone: i assume it was us?
Songar87: Is there sound.....again?
evilspoons983: @Izandai so you accidentally buy things
Boopity: Zombie (male)
LordManiMani: seabatTROG
incslayer: zombie (female)
Coloneljesus: Zombie (female)
Ryxiene: Jebaited
Solipsody: Ah, yes. Tower Defense WITH Towers, now. Excellent.
Songar87: Oh. Just quiet.
MikoKisai: Perfection.
kusinohki: I thought I saw the name "red grace" ??
Wicker_Guide: what did that say...
Bearudite: quark voice
Oscelot: Zombie (stock)
bytecaster: Zombie (had a rough day)
AugmentingPath: Zombie (female) itchy... tasty...
cgwonder: gripping dialogue
hugni81: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I'm beginning to think this game's not very good
glmdgrielson: Good name schemes.
Juliamon: remember, it's important to know your zombies' genders
Timagio: Damnlookitdemtitties
Coloneljesus: Zombie (affectionate)
MistahFixIt: good thing zombies obey all traffic markers and road guidelines
AugmentingPath: Zombie (derogatory)
Oscelot: Okay, you win XD @Coloneljesus
Alahmnat: Zombie (defamatory)
MAPBoardgames: Blood money?
BrowneePoints: wow they really, really gave Ginger 800% cleavage
lirazel64: Vast tracts of graveyard land.
EricTheOrange: whenever a game tries to sell itself with sexy women my first thought is, just make porn. But I speak as an asexual.
betweenmyself: Luckily Zombies are full of thingstuffs… Veritable thingstuff piñatas, zombies.
AugmentingPath: this ain't your granddad's Wintermaul
BloodnBullets: last Tower defence I played was WC3
Oscelot: I do wish Gemcraft was available on mobile
Foxmar320: Yeah the ones ive seen look like base building games like Fallout Shelter
evilspoons983: @EricTheOrange you have no idea how powerful suggesting boobs is to a teenage boy
incslayer: how good we are "proving ourselves to be a commander"
zigboy22: oh gosh the terifying russing adds
MAPBoardgames: They move on their own!
TheWriterAleph: *wobble wobble*
Oscelot: Holy jiggle physics batman
Timagio: Now she has some PHYSICS.
TheAinMAP: tqsStonks
glmdgrielson: Good grief, that's some character design.
Coloneljesus: number go up is a decent game (unironically)
BrowneePoints: Why are their busts so freaking huge!
lightfut: unnecessary jiggle physics?
Dog_of_Myth: Why is there physics in a mobile game?
AugmentingPath: is that a tattoo or some sort of infection on her chest?
Solipsody: Huh. Another element from the ads they actually delivered.
Alahmnat: Pokemon Ginger and Pokemon Grace
BigDaddyBland87: oh it's DOA
DarkNacht: Dev has a type
Coloneljesus: @BrowneePoints you know why
CaptainSpam: So EVERY female character is standing at that exact angle to the camera?
wench_tacular: sweet
interiorexplosion: It's tired, let it nap
princess_intell: this is like if "stereotypical teenage boy psyche" was a game
MistahFixIt: Famously unproblematic flamethrower tanks
Oscelot: Uhh... sir. if your tank is flaming, we have a problem
Foxmar320: My guess is Zzzz is nothing being made?
evilspoons983: I guarantee you those characters are rendered out into 2D video overlays, they can be as complicated as they want
Dog_of_Myth: Okay, that tanks is cool, not going to lie.
BloodnBullets: a lot of work has clearly gone into this
Izandai: @CaptainSpam Every *character* we've seen thus far has been.
fiftymcnasty: Why do we have flame thrower tanks, but our dude was a guy in tactical gear and a shield and axe
TheWriterAleph: FINALLY
princess_intell: emphasis on "stereotypical"
johkmil: Axe infantry and flamethrower tanks. Of course.
prince_infidel: How did the zombies win if we have these weapons?
Timagio: OUR mobile game.
lirazel64: "Painful" is what comes to this cis female mind...
ZweiVinter: That buildings been working very hard holding people all day it needs a nap every now and then
Izandai: Sounds like a Kingsman plot.
BrowneePoints: Also why are you gonna give someone boobs that big and then have them braless!? my back hurts just looking at it!
Dog_of_Myth: Our Mobile Games
TemporallyAwry: *makes a note* go on
frostownik: wasn't that the idea behind Monopoly?
Anaerin: From each, according to their Energy, to all according to their Loot Boxes.
EvilBadman: Zoomer's Game
DigitalSeahorse: xD
johkmil: That’s Victoria 3’s job!
Rebornflames: That sounds like Adventure Comunist
OmnipotentTrevor: I mean that's what some groups say they already do
MistahFixIt: "Commander, we've seized the means of production"
Foxmar320: Great options
RockPusher: Tencent takes notes tqsNoted
AugmentingPath: Trash the Planet
Coloneljesus: let's be honest. if YOU have an good and interesting female (or male for that matter) character concept, would you waste it on a mobile game?
t3h_f1gm3nt: legs for days
EricTheOrange: @evilspoons983 we live in the age of the internet. porn is easy to find. teenage boys no longer have to jerk off to, like, pixilated chun-li or whatever.
Oscelot: wow, that sure is floating above her hand
incslayer: ginger is 85% legs
wench_tacular: those legs go all the way
glmdgrielson: Mobile communism!
Timagio: She is 50% legs
BrowneePoints: the DRP
FarleyF: Apparently Gingers uniform was donated to the war effort
Rhynerd: I’m not remembering Kathleen’s idea for a dating sim called “Seas: the Means of Production”
bytecaster: This game already has more legs than the metaverse for most of its existence
DigitalSeahorse: and sell the idea of using green energy to combat climate change
Firewhiskers: This game's text has the energy of Metal Wolf Chaos.
evilspoons983: @EricTheOrange "but mom, it's just a game? see it has zombies!"
Izandai: @BrowneePoints Because no one on the dev team actually knows how breasts work.
aggrocrow: I was not prepared for those legs
Crad0k: if we have tesla coils and autoturrets and flame tanks... how did we lose to zombies?
Faulpyr: It's that easy to get food!
boyesie: her legs mad up 2/3 her height
interiorexplosion: More of that strange oil
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accountmadeforants: More of that strange oil
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AugmentingPath: @interiorexplosion it's probably nothing
TheMentalMonk: why heels in zomb-pocolypse? that seems like a broken ankle waiting to happen
Alahmnat: these kinds of games seem to generally be well-tutorialized, so you understand the skinner box well enough to wham on the lever as often as possible
Anaerin: Claim your lootbox?
Coloneljesus: @Izandai as if reality of breasts had any factor in their character design
Foxmar320: So many menus
Oscelot: rofl @Alahmnat not wrong honestly
DigitalSeahorse: one of those other players looked like Jeff Bridges
AugmentingPath: Man, how'd they get Jeff Bridges's likeness rights?
Izandai: Well sure, yeah. Even if they did know, they wouldn't care.
public_key_reveal_party: so I am late, is this the w+p mobile game special?
Driosenth: is there any more of that tower defense stuff? Or is it more pointless tapping on flashing things?
DigitalSeahorse: AugmentingPath ind3eed!
bytecaster: There is so many things to interact with
DigitalSeahorse: oops
BrowneePoints: the Director of DRP
Timagio: There's a million different reward buttons
Solipsody: I choose to believe this game takes place in a shared universe with that other mobile game you played once where you were a secret agent from the Vatican.
AugmentingPath: @DigitalSeahorse Username "the_dude" and everything
t3h_f1gm3nt: @DigitalSeahorse their user name was literally "TheDude" LuL
KeytarCat: That's the basic tank??
Garfy400: but I'm sleepy
DigitalSeahorse: AugmentingPath lol yep
CodeIndigo: it's HOT
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Feyrii: bleedPurple
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Timagio: SO many currencies is how they get you.
ClodiumSoride: I don't know if the tower defense is the main gameplay and the rest of the faff is suppose to support that, or if the city-bulding is the main draw and the tower defense is a side thing.
bytecaster: But it is discounted down from 120$ to 6$!! What a bargain!
Foxmar320: omg
MAPBoardgames: dat ass!
t3h_f1gm3nt: BUTT
Coloneljesus: MORE STUFF. AND ASS
EricTheOrange: more sexy lady
Ryxiene: LUL
Firewhiskers: Greebles for the Greeble God, Stamina Systems for the Stamina System Thone
dunderhosen: it just trains you to click on the glowing thing, and then they make the "buy now" button the glowing thing
CodeIndigo: what happened to your spine, good god
FarleyF: that woman is breaking her spine
DigitalSeahorse: when facebook lets you upload any celebrity's images you please
ladylinzington: my back hurts just looking at her
AugmentingPath: This red suit lady is really reaching out to the other demographic (ass men)
udzmmu: Oh what mobile trash is this
Izandai: Are there really people who respond to this kind of overwhelming """""variety of choice""""" by just buying things at random and not just... Not buying anything at all?
ladylinzington: madam please, seek help
Coloneljesus: @CodeIndigo it was drawn by a mobile dev. this condition is fatal
DigitalSeahorse: Elen Degeneres face on soooo many fake accounts
Robot_Bones: The Zombies took her spine CodeIndigo
Ryxiene: @FarleyF That's not how you look over your shoulder? LUL
avi_miller: And if you need to buy all these different currencies, it is hard to tell how much various different things cost in real money
frostownik: how much city you need to build to do more tower defense?
Songar87: This interface sure IS
BrowneePoints: lol they gave her REAL big chest, and absolutely no butt
Timagio: "This will be the only game you play" design.
wench_tacular: first hit's free
AugmentingPath: the microest of transactions
vrulg: not so micro-transactions
Solipsody: How many of these do you think Beej has played unironically?
Drew_64: I wonder how this kind of design is able to get certain people hooked, while actively repulsing others.
CodeIndigo: won't you put in for her spine reconstruction fund?
Timagio: At this point they aren't micro anymore.
dizzycriminal: The development time for the game was mostly spent on ways to avoid playing the game
Coloneljesus: these are just transactions
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: They always frontload so much stuff too, like you can buy things you have no idea what do
TheSpindash: I like when a dialog box says a character is "[Speechless]"
MikoKisai: This *is* the game.
th3mpire: haha how do you play the game
Izandai: You know what, I don't think 7 dollars is a microtransaction. I think that's just a transaction.
Songar87: The "micro" part of MTX gets less accurate every day.
DarkNacht: The TD is a lie this is the game?
TemporallyAwry: Anything over a dollar is really more of a macro-transaction
frostownik: food AND oil? we eat
MAPBoardgames: I feel like this isn't a tower defense game at all.
Magnifisquatch: @Solipsody probably none since he isnt a moron...
SirenSongSeas: And it's all sexualized white women in all of the screens, too
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udzmmu: I'm so glad I came in on whatever mobile trash this is
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DanTheMediocre: if we're getting all the start of game freebies, can we at least just pop every boost we can until dropping this game like a lead elephant
korvys: Man, I'll pay $5 or $10 for a "never see ads ever again" on a game, but not to just speed something up
Pazy160: The variety is progression is insidious, the player is almost always just about to hit a reward somewhere so its pushing them to keep playing a little more or just pay since its a bigger milestone. Its disgusting.
johkmil: Was that a 60 minute timer for the farm?
Foxmar320: This game is menus
girlofthedragon: I suspect you don't.
interiorexplosion: Please, my towers, they are very sick
A_Catastrophic_Success: I'm pretty sure the microtransactions are the gameplay
Coloneljesus: this has more items and currencies that fucking WoW
Boopity: Graham, we just went over a game where the whole thing was ads that weren't even the game LUL
drcanonball: management sim first, TD third
Spritz_T: it seems like mobile games design their monetization first and leave the actual game an afterthought apart from a few key graphics
kbaby1989: what was the name of the first game again? i might play that one. the one with tne big normies?
MikoKisai: No, Graham, seriously. This is the game. The tower defense stuff is the stuff they throw in once in a blue moon to make the ads not TOO blatantly fake.
FarleyF: wow its Ginger and her twin Red Grace
Ryxiene: What... are these names
frostownik: neither Ginger nor Red Grace have red hair
ButButTheJesus: Red is an honorrific
frozenphoenix7: @frostownik She's wearing a red jacket, it's fine
BrowneePoints: it's her Burlesque name bit she kept it after the fall
t3h_f1gm3nt: @frostownik yeah its a damn shame
Timagio: Red hair dye was lost in the zombie apocalypse
CodeIndigo: sorry, pudding wrestling is only available on GREAT NORMIE level
Ryxiene: I see it's One Piece rules here, one body type for all women xD
Coloneljesus: @frostownik cause that would just be too obvious
WearingCats_CwC: Is that where they both fight a giga puddi?
Spritz_T: @MikoKisai ah, the hero wars philosophy
Crad0k: the twer defense was a trojan horse, you'll never get to do it again but you'll spend sixty thousand dollars trying to get it back
ritchards: the only mobile games I play are word games
A_Catastrophic_Success: If she changes to a jean jacket does she become Blue Grace?
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CaptainSpam: They're both staring at US while talking to EACH OTHER. Come visit scenic Uncanny Valley!
Veggiekeks: red symbolism all over, this IS communist propaganda Kappa
MaddogM: "Click where it tells you" Tells you to spend money
Timagio: Them's some big shotgun shells
CodeIndigo: red grace and slab punchchunk
MistahFixIt: Captain Liefeld Character
MAPBoardgames: @MaddogM That happens in these games
Izandai: Those were Doom demons, not zombies.
WetPaperSack: It's a laaaaaser
Songar87: So. Much. Interface.
Timagio: @CodeIndigo BEEF SLABCHEST
lirazel64: Hey, equal opportunity bulges!
Oscelot: @CodeIndigo Perfect, ship it.
TheSpindash: So I have an idea, what if this game, but instead of jumping through menus, you have to walk across the country and connect people to the internet?
Songar87: @CodeIndigo Big McLarge Huge.
BrowneePoints: Zombieville, where the women have Booba and the men have even bigger Booba
Crad0k: it looks like a tesla tower
Songar87: Roll Fizzlebeef
BigDaddyBland87: @CodeIndigo We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE!
korvys: I think I'd rather just play like, Bloons or something
MistahFixIt: Bob Johnson! ...wait
frostownik: now i feel like playing Gemcraft, ffs
Songar87: Buff Drinklots
Firewhiskers: In before Bob Johnson
TheAwkes: Warcraft 3 mods really solved the format on the first try, huh?
SuperWriterAndy: why wasnt this at the game awards
bytecaster: But why would I endure 20 different monetization schemes to play a fairly basic TD?
MikoKisai: The best tower defense games tend to let you pick the targeting strategy.
Magnifisquatch: @SuperWriterAndy finally someone asking the real questions xD
Coloneljesus: @TheAwkes there isn't That much to solve, tbh
TheSpindash: It's nice that the undead follow the paved path. Very polite of them.
Timagio: @bytecaster Because you are a chinese child and don't know any better
KeytarCat: I like the TDs with shooter aspects
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I still try to find something like it
CAKHost: Thank goodness the zombies aren't going behind those buildings to get to you! :P
EricTheOrange: i do like tower defence games, very simplisticfun.
GhostValv: ???
Crad0k: define 'interesting'
Izandai: demipyroLul
laikagoat: fionLOL
Boopity: LUL
Timagio: Impossible!
Coloneljesus: that's super weird
Crad0k: jesus, graham
t3h_f1gm3nt: a brilliant concept
SilentOptimist: blasphemy"
RockPusher: fugiWow
princess_intell: wow, how radical
Ryxiene: No mattlrPika
rubikdarkwill: Nani?
Firewhiskers: @SuperWriterAndy "Kojima doesn't want you to play this one amazing game!" - an ad for this game, sure
Coloneljesus: kinda fucked up
malc: LOL
Wicker_Guide: sounds crazy, will never catch on
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: God I loved that game so much
hawkeye437: That joke go me way off guard lmao
fiftymcnasty: They left so much money on the table that way
Earthenone: what if your internet was down?
matthaus_c: jesus christ graham you can't just break an audience of 900 people like that
EvilBadman: huge if true, G
Lord_Hosk: I spent so much time on Addicting games playing crappy flash games.
th3mpire: wow neat wonder if that model will catch on
princess_intell: so i pay once up front... and never again???
ThorSokar: HahaBall This one weird trick HahaBall
ButButTheJesus: @hawkeye437 same
Izandai: I don't get it, how do the devs keep making money?
BrowneePoints: Geometry Wars kicked ass
Songar87: You paid for the thing....and got the thing. Nah. It'll never catch on...
LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream, guys. I gotta try and get some sleep ^^
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: that was like the only game I played on my iPod touch
tyrsredritehand: Game monetization from the pepaw age!
incslayer: not connected to the internet? but how are you supposed to get ads?
LadyLockwood92: lrrSHINE
Pazy160: But what happens when you finish the game? How do you get more game?
public_key_reveal_party: I appreciate how sarcastic this chat is capable of being lrrSHINE
th3mpire: wait but how do the developers sell you more stuff after you get the game
Firewhiskers: When do the enemies drop treasure chests
Wolfstrike_NL: Remember when we had flash games, and alot of these kinda games were >>>FREE<<<
DigitalSeahorse: this sort of thing makes my mind wander
the510: what about cosmetics? how are you supposed to get cosmetics for your characters?
UrielAngelSpy: An actually decent Tower Defense game is Cursed Treasure.
Coloneljesus: BUT can you get to the subocean in this? That would be really impressive
KeytarCat: plauge LUL
NightValien28: it means nothing, more nonsense means more content right?
Izandai: You got three instances of 15 Commander XP, whatever that is.
MikoKisai: It's time skips, leveling up items, stuff like that.
Coloneljesus: that's 45 Commander XP!
Zanathosis: do a tesla coil!
Inari_Kitsune: i think you get 5 min off the build tone
DigitalSeahorse: k now play June's Journey! oh wait nm that one is actually good aside from the dumb race the clock and competition stuff
DanTheMediocre: we have 8h VIP treatment token... whatever that is worth
QuaziK_: we got any garbage experts in here?
bytecaster: My favorite reward, a time credit
Boopity: Have you considered paying to not play the game?
Lysander_salamander: hello, everyone!
fiftymcnasty: they have given you your life back
fastlane250: masheen gun
Coloneljesus: @QuaziK_ been garbage for most of my life, what's up?
Lysander_salamander: What the heck is that
incslayer: time is money? yes i have seen that LRR sketch
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger
Izandai: Working as advertised.
bytecaster: I love when the game rewards me by giving me something to make the game be over faster.
Lysander_salamander: some sort of tower defense game?
TheMerricat: There was a multiplier on the reward, you get X amount of time of Y multipler so things go faster.
Songar87: jlrrCooltunes
princess_intell: these games just depress me
BrowneePoints: Zombie Ex MachineGunachina
UrielAngelSpy: Time: priceless therefore worth all of the money please give us money
ThorSokar: music?
DigitalSeahorse: dundundadada
johkmil: When they throw 5-minute bonuses around like that, there’s definitely multi-hour buildings coming along real soon.
TheSpindash: And how often do you experience that, Alex?
Earthenone: put that in the crapshot file!
Boopity: Alex that would be a more pleasurable experience than this
bytecaster: We haven't heard from our favorite characters in a while: Zombie (male) and zombie (female). I wonder what they are up to
BrowneePoints: oh wow Zombie Ex Machina actually sounds like a shitty game title
Coloneljesus: sugar? was thinking something like soylent. less becoming
MikoKisai: @johkmil They will eventually get to multiple days to upgrade things.
avi_miller: Your reward for playing the game is “here is a thing so you don’t have to play the game”
NightValien28: the day long buildings comes soon
accountmadeforants: Ah, modern game design. Where you steal people’s time so as to reward or sell it back to them. At least arcades were straightforward about their greed.
betweenmyself: Some people would pay a lot of money for that. pennyWhat
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Masslost: i wonder how you can upgrade the towers that have been built?
MikoKisai: That's not an exaggeration. I've played other games exactly like this one.
JoTyler: all the zombie games are like this
Violet__Violence: oh i hated that shit so much
Izandai: Yeah, I hate that.
Sacrenos: remember the horse dating game that kathleen played?
BrowneePoints: oh yea like the Terf Wizard mobile game
Anaerin: Like the Dungeon Keeper mobile version, with the 24-hour long waits for excavating a square.
DigitalSeahorse: same here
NightValien28: I absolutely despise energy system\ build a castle to get more nonsense
Boopity: @Sacrenos Vividly
JoTyler: build up the base, things get longer to build, tower defense hordes
interiorexplosion: And now we have daily quests instead
frostownik: Pokemon Picross, mmm
DigitalSeahorse: byebye game
Izandai: Remember Fallen London? That was fun, but the energy mechanic was so annoying.
BrowneePoints: the Terf Wizard mobile game was infamous for that
chilliteracy: oh we defending mobile towers? Heck yeah
doubledbear: *coughs* genshin impact *coughs*
princess_intell: it worked for me in middle school
Songar87: Free-to-Wait (as Jim Stephanie Sterling said...I think)
TheAwkes: You get 20% of the game's advancement in the first 2 hours, then it switches to an absolute glacial pace at exactly the time they think they've set the hook.
princess_intell: i also had unmedicated ADHD
Coloneljesus: easy: get consumers addicted, then refuse them their hit.
duckace11: I have to say there are a couple of mobile games I have found that I wish were on steam because they are well done
Chronomagistrate: Star trek Fleet Command is very much a "it takes ages to build anything unless you use boosts" model
WearingCats_CwC: Oh no it's Big Zormbie
Violet__Violence: some people are the perfect marks for that because they like the game and hate the wait times.
bytecaster: A zombie (artisan) I presume made that cleaver
TheSpindash: Generally, the logic is not that they want you to continue playing, but they want you to build a pattern of play.
emberBecky: I mainly liked that style of game with stuff like Tiny Tower, where they figured out how to space it well and also give you premium currency as a reward occasionally
OmnipotentTrevor: A game you have to pick up and check again ever two hours or else miss out dominates your day more than one you can just put down and pick up at will.
Mangledpixel: it makes sense when you realise that a lot of people DON'T stop playing at those points, they pay the money
SilentOptimist: now i want to play a good tower defence game. like gemcraft
Violet__Violence: that's oversimplifying a bit on my part, but that about sums it up.
darkalter2000: They are targeting those with addictive personalities
LordZarano: It's to try and turn it into a habit, so you keep coming back every day, every few hours
Juliamon: They know fhat if you keep playing in one session you'll see how little actual content they have
Coloneljesus: bye bye cleavage
incslayer: he obviously got it from Giant Zombie Princess Auto
QuaziK_: its more likely for people to quit and then come back rather than them to play for hours in one burst. Psychology or something
Zanzabar_: they probably have data showing how long players are viable cash cows before they should cut them loose.
iris_of_ether: oh no
AdamYMHMI: A lot of games that were launched with that feature now just flood you with "free energy" ups as a "fix" for the mechanic that's baked into their engine.
TheMerricat: YES!
GreatWahooney: oh good, gardenscapes
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh nooooooooo
avi_miller: Ohno
ClodiumSoride: actual Gardenscapes? wow
RAICx: Oh nooooo
SilentOptimist: oh god
wench_tacular: where is Greg
johkmil: It doesn’t necessarily have to work for the majority of players, as long as they hit the “whales”. lrrSPOOP
accountmadeforants: Oh hell
NimrodXIV: oh this one is very bait and switch
Earthenone: Greg?
doubledbear: Oh good this one
call_me_Aras: The bald mustache man, NOOOOO
SilentOptimist: it's a match 3
TheSpindash: lrrFRUMP
Dantt2022: almost none
Coloneljesus: what does chat know that I dont?
8bitdame: ooooh nuuuu
TheMerricat: _THIS_ is the game that got ads banned.
ameliette: i only play energy-based games. the one where the energy doesnt overflow on levelup is *maddening*
Foxmar320: Ive seen so much of this guy
Oscelot: oh no no no
lirazel64: I recognize that thing!
johkmil: This one!
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh no. No pins here
glmdgrielson: Gardenscapes? OH NO.
frozenphoenix7: Pretty much every mobile game I play has a Stamina system, but only 1 of them has an actual "use this relevant currency" to refill stamina.
MrQBear: oh good oh no
snowb0und: Is this the one with the UNHINGED ads?
Oscelot: I don't wanna see what they did to Gardenscaaaaapes ;_;
UrielAngelSpy: that guy is in SO MANY GAMES
EricTheOrange: this is what I think of as "the mobile game" art style.
satyropodobny: this guy is a brand
Sareaesque668: ooh, I loved playing this one
KevinTheShark: I think a lot of the instant gratification stuff is for squirrel brain children to demand their parents
Crad0k: gardenscapes was around for *years* before the deceitful ads started up
Drakas: the engey bar thing is from the chinese market mostly as the have laws about play time in games
DigitalSeahorse: 😂👌💯
A_Dub888: Definitely didn’t reflexively touch my screen to close that popup
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
LPS_97: there was ads of this everywhere
princess_intell: who banned them?
johkmil: This game, that has every gameplay, somehow.
ghyllnox: Is this mobile garbage day?
doubledbear: I still get those pin pulling ads
hawkeye437: Wow this guy has a punchable face
Reecer6: the pins are real!!!
fiftymcnasty: Is this the one where the grandma gets arrested?
UrielAngelSpy: they made one avatar and gave up then made 500 games
DigitalSeahorse: aww pupper
Oscelot: YES @snowb0und . The one that they randomly added a female character just to endanger
MAPBoardgames: was that a puzzle?
Dumori: The new Hydro well
emberBecky: ohhh "surprise, it's match 3!" used to be like every mobile game for a bit there
johkmil: The EU had to react to this game.
QuaziK_: the lawyers made him do it
Firewhiskers: How do you three-star that?
wench_tacular: dog knows what he did
Coloneljesus: why are there rafts in the well?
Pal_Friendpatine: It was originally match 3. Then when the pin pulling ads became popular *and worked* they added it
DigitalSeahorse: cruel puzzle makers
glmdgrielson: Alex has put in his name in as Reddit, I love it.
MolaMolaphant: I remember hearing about a site that compiled games with notes about how they might work for folks with different neurodivergence? I have no idea where I found it or how to find it again...
GreatWahooney: DO IT
EvilBadman: Ah, night three of the Devil In Me
FarleyF: i love that hes holding a Pear Tablet instead of an Apple
accountmadeforants: DM I do that
SquidVorb: I leave for 2 minutes and suddenly y'all are playing home scapes?
SquidVorb: lol
incslayer: i will admit i have played a stupid amount of homescapes but i KNEW it was a match three game to start with
Oscelot: @MolaMolaphant AbleGamers maybe?
Coloneljesus: keep up
Darleysam: could go for a special W+P where you just watch terrible mobile game adverts for 2 hours
Izandai: You know what game with an energy system is actually fine? Arknights. In all the time I played the game, I RARELY ran out of energy, since your energy tank is quite large and you get a full refresh every time you level up (and it gets bigger every levelup). And after a while I started occasionally having more energy than I could spend in the time I had to play the game.
OmnipotentTrevor: I have doubts that those benches are "extremely comfortable"
Foxmar320: wat
Reecer6: man, i played this game when it was a PC hidden object game. over a decade ago. wild that they just reinvented the game with entirely different, also extremely casual gameplay
Oscelot: Gotta love child endangerment!
korvys: Oh, this is from the cold people ads?
MrQBear: oh god all the ads are about these two now.
Izandai: Why are these pin puzzles LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to lose?
Songar87: Can you even fail these?
NightValien28: that was not a puzzle
Spritz_T: to look good in advertising probaby
Foxmar320: Thats where he keeps them locked up
MAPBoardgames: Again. Was that a puzzle?
DeM0nFiRe: I now understand why people hate this guy, he plays with life and death as minigames
Earthenone: so this butler is just doing a SAW right?
Wolfstrike_NL: Both were
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Koios7: wait how did hero wars get away with it then? the only adds ive seen for that are pin pulling and/or the dumb make larger numbers game
Blue_Anteater: i'm pretty sure these "puzzles" are just so their ads aren't completely lies
satyropodobny: Where else would you be freezing
korvys: Oh, this is another game again
Boopity: The only loss is us playing this game at all
NimrodXIV: why
NightValien28: those are not puzzles
Masslost: wait is this just a pg saw?
Ryxiene: LUL LUL LUL
Magnifisquatch: I have a feeling all those pin pullers are cant-lose
doubledbear: Just wait till they introduce waater and ice
aWabbajack: RPGPhatLoot RPGPhatLoot RPGPhatLoot
Gizmoloid: LUL
bytecaster: All games have been: "Just pull all the pins"
Wolfstrike_NL: All of these are?
Lysander_salamander: what in the absolute heck?
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh wow. This game changed
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ThorSokar: this is getting DARK
satyropodobny: capitalism
Izandai: huh
Sareaesque668: have they completely removed the match 3?
Oscelot: @DeM0nFiRe the worst part is it was a perfectly FINE game before this
TheWriterAleph: i think the devs added these out of spite
Coloneljesus: gold colon
betweenmyself: What autocratic government are they hiding out from?
Rourke9: how do the coins go up...
saucemaster5000: look they're trying to be true to history
Shadowsoflife: ????
johkmil: This sadistic butler and his cruel games!
azninsect: oh, oh we're playing this game? I've seen this ad way too much katesLol
Dantt2022: can't even lose wow, puzzles for idiots
roastbeefsandwitch: Is that...even... a game?!?
SilentOptimist: SeemsGood
8bitdame: i'm.... i'm .... what...
glmdgrielson: Game? The heck are you doing?
Spritz_T: actual game time
Crad0k: uuuh, this used to be a match 3 game?
BigDaddyBland87: if you fail, you should feel miserable
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
SpacePotato01: this game is tugging my heartstrings but all that comes out is hate
Crad0k: oh, there it is
ClodiumSoride: The devs added the pin-pulling game in the most sarcasti way possible.
SquidVorb: Isn't this the game the UK had to ban ads for?
public_key_reveal_party: g losing his mind at this is amazing
rubikdarkwill: "You wanted these pin pulling games, BUSSING HAVE THEM!!!"
JoviniusMaximus: I swear I've seen an ad where you can fail to give the mother medicine, and in the next segment she's NOT THERE FOR THE PUZZLE
MolaMolaphant: @Oscelot oh that seems great, but this was more a "is this mobile game safe for me to play?" review site
glmdgrielson: Physics don't work like that?
Reecer6: alright i'm tired time for bejeweled
th3mpire: i guess technically this is a game
JoTyler: all the zombie ones are like that, all the house remodeling ones are match 3s, it's so weird
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: "You want pin pulling puzzles? Have all the puzzles you can eat!"
SilentOptimist: it was originaly a match 3
KevinTheShark: They really got whiplash from that lawsuit
MikoKisai: Do note that you have a limited amount of moves and have to get enough of the red ones.
Rhynerd: “Fine. Pull the pins to help the homeless.”
Rourke9: I used to play this game and it was... fine? It was always the match 3 one, but I think they added the other puzzles
Coloneljesus: what the rocket do
CaptainSpam: Man, now I wish McPixel 3 had a scenario with pin puzzles where the answer was to grab a pin and stab the person hosting the puzzle.
8bitdame: You're... terrorists.
QuaziK_: Clap
Rourke9: I feel like they could just advertize their like. actual game lol
dunderhosen: that's a slow clap
Edgarware: wow
ButButTheJesus: waow
DigitalSeahorse: woaw
Foxmar320: Blew up all the fruit
johkmil: Suddenly HuniePop gameplay.
wench_tacular: golf clap
TheAinMAP: jlrrCreeper
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
Spritz_T: this need the dk64 voice clip
Coloneljesus: is Austin an airbender?
bytecaster: There is a cool match three game, where it was the underlying mechanic for steam punk robot fights.
frostownik: @CaptainSpam there was a McPixel 3???
glmdgrielson: @johkmil Candy Crush, buuuut...
WearingCats_CwC: Austin's a wizard
AugmentingPath: sometimes you just have to blow up some fruit to make your butler sweep the leaves
BrowneePoints: Like, say what you want about King, but at least Candy Crush was a fucking GAME
Izandai: "Nice choice!" There were no other buttons to press sir.
TheMerricat: We are named Reddit? :D
someone_evil: Needed our help fueling his magic broom by the looks of it
public_key_reveal_party: @augmentingpath words to live by
Spritz_T: @frostownik it released fairly recently
Izandai: WHAT
Crad0k: @Rourke9 it was your standard mobile match 3, which means it cheated in order to make you spend money
CaptainSpam: @frostownik It's on Steam now! Hint: There is no 2.
cgwonder: LUL
Izandai: THE
NimrodXIV: :D
Izandai: FUCK
Reecer6: we did it reddit!!!!
wench_tacular: well done Redit
Oscelot: @Oscelot Hrm. I'll take your name down and give you a ping if I find anything
Ryxiene: NotLikeThis
UrielAngelSpy: canon: Austin is a butler
incslayer: ohh this one actually has a failure state
DigitalSeahorse: pfft
EricTheOrange: My view of mobile games is it's all gatcha and match 3.
Oscelot: @UrielAngelSpy Yeeeep
Gizmoloid: oh wait! A possibility of failure!
Coloneljesus: you should fail one, just to see what happens
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DigitalSeahorse: generic mommy and child
Foxmar320: He keeps them locked in the atict clearly
EvilBadman: He's keeping them in his attic
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: they're trapped in the smug guys attic
bytecaster: Has Austin trapped them in the attic?
NightValien28: I think austin is keeping them in the basement
ylegm: they're probably what's his faces tenants
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blip2004: is Austin a Du'Met?
rubikdarkwill: And what does that have to do with FIXING THE GARDEN
ThorSokar: are you Scrooge in this instance?
Songar87: character_child and character_mother?
Earthenone: i also am interested in seeing a failstate here
devilcultivator: gram only a genius such as reddit could complete these devious puzzles
wench_tacular: very V.C. Andrews up in this attic
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buemmschaf: "...and see what happens"? this sounded like a threat
A_Catastrophic_Success: I've trapped these two morons in a freezing attic!
electra310: This is funny because I have played so, so, so much Gardenscapes
DigitalSeahorse: at least this one doesn't seem to have the cruel dad that leaves the mother cruelly and takes the kid away with him
Masslost: this really is becoming a pg Saw
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like those are if Rube Goldberg was the killer puppet from saw
lamina5432: I can say i did play this game like a decade ago and the key puzzles were not there
QuaziK_: wow
TheBigRobot: so this guy is the Jigsaw we have at home isn't he?
Izandai: wow
Izandai: lrrWOW
TheSpindash: @Earthenone When you fail in the game, they record it and make a new ad.
MikoKisai: @DigitalSeahorse Yet.
azninsect: lrrWOW
johkmil: They had to add the key puzzles
betweenmyself: No wonder they charge so much, they got Owen Wilson for VO… “Wow.”
Robot_Bones: There's freaking Greg, just blowing shit up in his garden
Reecer6: there is absolutely no tonal consistency here
electra310: I will say that I have played Gardenscapes for at least five years and spent about 20 dollars total over that period.
Izandai: demipyroWow
Lysander_salamander: o_O
Gizmoloid: wow
Oscelot: @TheBigRobot *Amazing*
Rourke9: @Crad0k I mean, yea. I never spent money on it, but I played for a week or two and it was a fine (if unremarkable) game.
incslayer: it reached 100% BEFORE all the coins where in the cup
TheMerricat: Chat, are we seeing the origin story of the villain from last night's Let's Nope?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what kind of university psyych experiment is this
dunderhosen: you have to fail one
korvys: I think they come from another game where they're the main characters
Crokoking: now i want to know what they look like if you fail ^^
wench_tacular: Saw for rich people
Izandai: It's the fact that they're smiling the WHOLE time that really gets to me.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: and why do I feel judged
Rhynerd: “I know just how to improve your puzzle skills. I’ve trapped a mother and her child in my attic. You can help get their heater started again.” - Austin
Gadora: Can we see what happens on a failure?
QuaziK_: clip of graham and alex laughing at poor people is already in the highlight reel
EricTheOrange: Ironic this game has more pin pulling puzzles than hero wars
Coloneljesus: I am very fond of silly straws
Rourke9: these puzzles are bizarre lol
SilentOptimist: i'd argue the pin games made it worse than before
A_Catastrophic_Success: Please help us! We are so dumb we don't know what to do!
satyropodobny: Pictured: Trickle down economy
Earthenone: im not going to kill anybody but you might!
Pal_Friendpatine: When Gardenscapes released it was simply a match 3 game where you played to earn stars to rebuild the garden. After the pin pulling ad fiasco they have had to add that gameplay and that’s why it makes no sense. It’s definitely tacked on
NightValien28: what happens if you fail?
ANeMzero: if you can't work out this pin puzzle they WILL die of exposure.
Coloneljesus: @satyropodobny dawn, but sometimes also other directins
johkmil: He’s not going to kill anyone… directly.
accountmadeforants: Jigsaw but he makes you solve Jigsaw puzzles
Rourke9: @Pal_Friendpatine yea exactly
Rhynerd: I can see why there’s a lot of people who hate this guy.
fiftymcnasty: gives me kiniptions
JoviniusMaximus: Hello Mr. Reddit, I have once again kidnapped the poor and locked them in the refrigerated attic for you to tease
Reecer6: it did, yeah, on pc
DigitalSeahorse: wat
incslayer: the lore is that you are Austin one of those cartoon butlers who does everything
Oscelot: Started as a Hidden Object game on PC on Big Fish Games yes
BrowneePoints: Bon Apple Tea
Banather: yeah, my mom used to play it all the time
AugmentingPath: Gardenscapes: it's whatever makes you click on it
Oscelot: It was way more fun then x.x
Giraldi657: Good to see y’all in good spirits
someone_evil: I do like that you've seen and used the special thingies before the game taught them to you
Izandai: lrrWOW
CodeIndigo: i can definitely see the throughline from hidden objects to torturing cold poor people
korvys: Well Magic Puzzle quest was a match-3, and Beej played that a bunch
DigitalSeahorse: golf clap
Pal_Friendpatine: There was also Homescapes
Oscelot: It was also a different game in the series, to be clear
Foxmar320: Lily's Garden is the flirty version of this game I think
betweenmyself: Next year’s Video Game Awards, Owen Wilson accepts award for Best Voice Actor for the role of Austin… “Wow”
Izandai: I'm starting to see why Redditors hate this man.
BrowneePoints: cuz like Candy Crush there's an actual GAME
KevinTheShark: Owen Wilson probably deserves royalties for those "WoW"'s
electra310: I'm like 3000 levels in on Gardenscapes now. This is the universe's biggest garden
DigitalSeahorse: oops
NightValien28: I was hoping it was a mine
Izandai: demipyroLul
NightValien28: HAHAHAH
GhostValv: :)
koodooman: LUL
Foxmar320: YES!
RockPusher: gabyLul
DigitalSeahorse: ehehheheh
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh wow
BusTed: :(
QuaziK_: kabloey
Ryxiene: LUL FBtouchdown
Lysander_salamander: wow
TheMerricat: "The original version of Gardenscapes, which was released for Microsoft Windows in October 2009, and was later released on OS X, iOS, Android, the Nintendo DS and 3DS, was a hidden objects game in which the player runs a B&B hotel. A sequel - Gardenscapes 2, was released in April 2013."
wench_tacular: jlrrNo
Coloneljesus: you monster
cgwonder: oh noooo
accountmadeforants: Lmao
Rourke9: incredible
Izandai: what
Boopity: How are we going to get money without chest :(
NightValien28: rocks
laikagoat: gold first
Izandai: WHAT
Boopity: Oh, they're rocks?
RockPusher: hahahahah
GhostValv: D:
mitomanox: thank the unexisting lord for sh*tty games, for they provide us with comedy lrrSHINE lrrFINE
Reecer6: okay beggars can NOT be choosers
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Tiber727: Money, unlike food, has no 5 second rule.
laikagoat: gold to turn silver
Foxmar320: lol
Inari_Kitsune: dump the silver
NightValien28: those are rocks
Coloneljesus: choosing beggas
HorusFive: Is that mine lookin thing a prize?
Spritz_T: maybe it's ice?
Gizmoloid: lmao!!!
MAPBoardgames: All about the chedda
Lysander_salamander: ?
Izandai: WAHT
ThorSokar: is it ice?
NightValien28: or not?
DigitalSeahorse: uh
electra310: You want to give them all the money
Foxmar320: ???
NimrodXIV: lrrGREED
devilcultivator: beggars and choosers over here
NightValien28: what is going on
laikagoat: pull gold first
Edgarware: We cry at explosions
Double_SharkByte: Both?
DudelidouX: Gold into silver first
EvilBadman: combine gold+silver
public_key_reveal_party: we are destitute, but please, mere silver?
wench_tacular: so many ways to fail
electra310: Pull top first
QuaziK_: How many mechanics ARE THERE??
someone_evil: Make the coins touch?
Invitare: typical bourgeoisie
Izandai: WHAT
emberBecky: maybe it's lead
azninsect: gold first?
Spritz_T: no, they're coins for sure
itmightbemikey: GHold into silver changes them to gold
JoTyler: all money together
A_Catastrophic_Success: both at the same time
MikoKisai: does the gold and the silver need to go together?
azninsect: or all money together
Gizmoloid: combine the money
TheMerricat: So the gold has to TOUCH the silver to turn it into gold
hawkeye437: Gold and silver together
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh only 2 turns
call_me_Aras: Maybe it all has to fall at once?
AugmentingPath: gold into silver
Sacrenos: combine gold and silver
betweenmyself: Let bomb out, add gold to silver, dump in chest
Chesul: I think they want all the coins at once?
bytecaster: "Make the coins touch"
SpoonfullOfSugar: gold and silver togeather?
UrielAngelSpy: it's alchemy: gold makes silver gold
DeM0nFiRe: wat
Izandai: ????????????????????
TheSpindash: WHY
DigitalSeahorse: 3 pulls
Spritz_T: wut
Foxmar320: omg
Edgarware: WHAT
Ryxiene: Kappa
JoviniusMaximus: MIDAS COINS??
Violet__Violence: wow that's dumb
Reecer6: ???????
RockPusher: Witchcraft!!!!
NightValien28: that is stupid as all hell
call_me_Aras: What???
someone_evil: That's so stupid
margieargie: Yes, that is how precious metals work
bytecaster: Is that how gold is made?
TheAinMAP: What?
ylegm: what the actual fuck
TheSpindash: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
DigitalSeahorse: ooooh
public_key_reveal_party: wat
ANeMzero: Oh good these coins have the midas curse
kakmize: of course
Lysander_salamander: baffling
DigitalSeahorse: weird
WearingCats_CwC: Austin IS a wizard!
TheShokara: lrrJUDGE
Magnifisquatch: They were WITCHES this whole time!
wench_tacular: if he can just make gold?
HorusFive: Money makes more money, amirite
DudelidouX: All of those games have that stupid mecanic
evilspoons983: that makes me angry
KeytarCat: yeeeah, that's a mechanic I haven't seen put quite so poorly
GreatWahooney: coin goldness is infectious apparently
Boopity: I hate that we all spent about 3 minutes thinking about that
Tiber727: Is it capitalism when your coins touch?
houssem037: quality content
satyropodobny: Aaaaand there goes gold standard
NightValien28: now you get the mtx
CodeIndigo: it has a LOT of problems
Gizmoloid: transmutation, hmm, maybe it was lead after all
betweenmyself: Need money to make money, amiright?
JoviniusMaximus: Mr. Reddit, I have baited the chest for the Poors again. Yes sir, with the sea mine and the midas gold.
bytecaster: If we match enough, do we get a king slime?
DanTheMediocre: it's just some extra protons, right?
ANeMzero: this is how the guy finances his horrible SAW stuff, he gets poor people to touch his cursed gold coins and then sells them as golden statues
QuaziK_: he's begginning to game
A_Dub888: Rainbow Blast sounds like a candy
AnderKryst: jlrrCoolgame
kakmize: He's starting to believe!
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AlchemicalPanda: Alex saying "Galaxy Brain" while making sub optimal moves is peak garbage day
gnyrinn: Anyone else notice that these match 3 games are a lot easier when you're not the one playing?
devilcultivator: it seems the lawsuit just forced them to make a GOOD game
Laserbeaks_Fury: I know Tofu
philippekav: best way to get flowers : dynamite !
CodeIndigo: Y'know, what was that old flash game with the alchemical symbols that was out around the same time as original bejeweled? did that ever get remade in not-flash?
someone_evil: Match 3 with a spectator has the same issue as solitaire does. "You missed doing..."
Izandai: lrrWOW
TheMerricat: @devilcultivator So the Match3 was ALWAYS the game, the parts they had to add were those mom and daughter minigames
Luminaire_p: wow
electra310: Oh man, now I'm gonna open Gardenscapes up again tonight. I thought I was free of it...
Shadowsoflife: Doodle god? @CodeIndigo
DigitalSeahorse: wao
hawkeye437: Waow
Niahlah: ewwwww
Sacrenos: UHHH
fiftymcnasty: why is that man shitting on them?
Spritz_T: that looks wrong
Coloneljesus: the economy is in shambles!
Pal_Friendpatine: Apple Arcade has a couple match 3 that aren’t too bad
TheSpindash: Make this man shit gold on them
EvilBadman: why is this a person
call_me_Aras: I thought their condition improved!!
Sacrenos: What are we looking at?
BloodnBullets: they are really bad with money
Oscelot: @electra310 would you like away better suggestion for a game *like* this but nowhere near as predatory and with a good storyline?
Crad0k: that man has a rod up his butt
BigDaddyBland87: oh this is a drug thing
lirazel64: Mom has a gambling problem.
Oscelot: *a way
satyropodobny: wait. what's with the shape
electra310: @Oscelot Sure, whatcha got?
SnackPak_: wow
Izandai: It's so strange.
QuaziK_: elephant blowing bubble gum
HorusFive: So why show a % if you need to get them all?
TheMerricat: @Oscelot Homescapes?
WetPaperSack: Because it would be impossible to reach over 2 feet and pick up the ones that fell
MolaMolaphant: threw it on the *GROUND* I don't need your handouts!
TheSpindash: Resident Evil 6: Gardenscapes
circusofkirkus: the bong-osaurus
kakmize: clearly it's a man with a collar
Oscelot: @Oscelot Give Switchcraft a go. It's a game about a witch that's got some real good flavor
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I think it's supposed to be an elephant
doubledbear: looks like a commander keen enemy
princess_intell: it's a human sticking their butt out
kdefinition: Take a look at Jimmy-2-Assholes, here
satyropodobny: Human Centipede
frostownik: sir imma need you to lean
princess_intell: the two lines are elgs
princess_intell: *legs
Ryxiene: LUL
electra310: @Oscelot I'll take a look!
BrowneePoints: it's the Money Llama Graham
MrQBear: Austin please stop making them sleep outside during the winter
Zanzabar_: I like how theyre still freezing but with a pile of coins
RetroHibiscus: it's a little gnome
Oscelot: @Oscelot Cheers! Enjoy :3
t3h_f1gm3nt: its a little gnome!
SpacePotato01: I think it's a scam in-game as well.
Earthenone: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
Foxmar320: LOL
SpidersBeyondMeasure: looks like a dude shitting coins at them
wench_tacular: or they could come into the sunny garden
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: somewhere there is a glass blower who's getting paid a lot to not ask questions
NimrodXIV: it's a little gnome!
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
NightValien28: DAMMIT
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh