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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I think I remember him saying that at some point last year, so the quote checks out
Juliamon: !show
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Earthenone: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7558: "I'd like to try and hit the doughnut clause with the Boston Cream." —Wheeler [2021-04-05]
Zarober: poggifer, fetch me some lrrmtg
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !findquote Magic
LRRbot: Quote #6217: "Help, there's a giant taint seed in the magic area." —Serge [2019-07-16]
laundreydhull: Down With Decathlon '23, am I right January? LUL
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aanginer: !findquote Flying
LoadingReadyRun: jokes on you. i don't say anything clever :P
Zarober: I knew it!
Juliamon: quote commands are sub-only to avoid rando spamming
LoadingReadyRun: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #5208: "Everything is real, except for Gibb." —James [2018-07-26]
LoadingReadyRun: checks out
Juliamon: even though our chat is good, it's still Twitch so precautions have to be taken
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get beaten by a mole.
TheWriterAleph: eyyyy!
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aussie_rob_w: kates7 Juliamon
aanginer: hi
Earthenone: when graham is away, james will play... statisticly mono red
MegaDosX: James flying solo always goes well
RockPusher: James left in charge of the account unsupervised - time to buy all the cosmetics!
laundreydhull: @juliamon Good to know were deemed to be classified as *evil*.
MegaDosX: Only a single piece of bread?
aussie_rob_w: Games with James. By the look of the client, Magic wants you to play green today!
MegaDosX: What kind of bread?
raulghoulia: James "single piece of bread" Turner
ravendreams: Sounds fantastic :3
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
laundreydhull: is this a safe diet?
Juliamon: I love that it's a 'thing' to have garlic bread with pasta. Supplement your carbs with carbs.
laundreydhull: lrrJAMES ?
MegaDosX: @Juliamon Also garlic bread with pizza, same thing
MegaDosX: I guess Italian cuisine is just all about that carb loading
boyesie: there is no such thing as too much garlic bread
MegaDosX: It's Friday morning :)
aanginer: yeah we're fine
Mangledpixel: just had a good DnD session so yes!
El_Funko: friday gang friday gang
BrowneePoints: Mediocre!
constablecrab: Just watching the world burn.
ReynardWrecca: All is well.
epicduece: doing medium, need work to be done. coping by watching you :)
MegaDosX: Funko and I are communicating from the future
TheMentalMonk: having just read the phyrexia stories that came out, i am excited!
El_Funko: if only tarkov had drafting
krfsm: watched the Building Worlds - Phyrexia: All Will Be One video that came out a few hours ago
laundreydhull: No, I just imagined that you and Ashley were savagely fighting over which other half of the garlic to halve.
Zael250: Can you play Arena on your Phone while playing Tarkov?
AugmentingPath: "Card Kingdom: They Make This Happen (whether we like it or not)"
krfsm: very Phyrexian
Wolfstrike_NL: But how about superman 64?
warboss5: Wow, Ben Wheeler looks way different!
ReynardWrecca: Just wait a few years, WotC will run out of IP and do a Tarkov Commander Deck or two.
Ivalenz_: All hail our oppressors!
FadedOverseer: coming out of retirement!
BrowneePoints: James doesn't play Commander! what madness!
mr_presidentman: but you retired champion
Mangledpixel: so, look forward to James's EDSC debut in 2035
MegaDosX: Ooh
TheWriterAleph: too soooon
MegaDosX: Two weeks away
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so sooon
CanPlayGames: Will it be an Oilly PPR?
Mangledpixel: oh gosh, I need to start thinking of intro ideas
laundreydhull: Phyrexia_ALT_ONE
MegaDosX: Three guests, and one of them will be compleated
gryfyn1: announcement of an announcement : the Full WOTC
CanPlayGames: Wheely?
AugmentingPath: Incredible guests? I don't believe it!
Earthenone: long time viewers first time callers?
Juliamon: Which one will be compleated? Place your guesses now!
Juliamon: My bet's on Nelly
Marcanius: Will it go up on Tiktok?
BrowneePoints: James IS a Phyrexian, just look at that Drip
Mangledpixel: @Juliamon all of them! A compleat compleation!
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constablecrab: Aren’t those extinct?
MegaDosX: @Juliamon I bet Ben was compleated a while ago, and will finally reveal his treason at the PPR
ghyllnox: After the pizza last night that'd just be hubris
epicduece: this seems hard
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ghyllnox: Fun fact, you can still send a telegram
ghyllnox: It's pretty expensive, but you can basically get a text anywhere
tsp397: I wish people sent me e-mails like that
MegaDosX: The platonic ideal of an e-mail
epicduece: time to send a gorilla gram
laundreydhull: One BRO Draft ago...
Earthenone: are premier drafts presidential drafts in the states?
BrowneePoints: I'm just so excited for ONE and I don't even LIKE Body Horror!
laundreydhull: Vorinclex is trending!? WTF?
baskwalla: Everyone who’s watching could all send you a short email
laundreydhull: next to Justin Roiland....
Mangledpixel: seems ok?
Wolfstrike_NL: very
MegaDosX: Hand's fine
Mangledpixel: ah, the warring goreplow
aussie_rob_w: what happens if I try and watch streams at... oh no this was a terrible idea
aussie_rob_w: 160p is very bad 😅
aussie_rob_w: all will be one.
MegaDosX: There have been a handful of spoilers
BrowneePoints: a couple cards
roastbeefsandwitch: They dropped a lore video earlier today, on Twitch
richard_ermen: There's been some upsetting leaks
Denis_Dobrolubov: Spoiled a compleated walker today.
MegaDosX: And a hell of a lot of leaks
BrowneePoints: spoilers start monday
baskwalla: Wizards spoiled AN card today
126 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
epicduece: inkmoth time?
scuba_antney: sergeHeart sergePrideLove Something nice
enbyKriss: sergePrideLove
ravendreams: Amys Discord channel has been talking about a couple of them that were talked about earlier today
F1SHOR: sergeHi sergeHeart sergeHi sergeHeart
SnackPak_: thanks for the fried chicken
joallthedogs: Thanks for the fried chicken James! sergePrideLove
tidehollowcat: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart
TemporallyAwry: How dare they do that to Slobad :c
MegaDosX: We have had one walker spoiled today
aussie_rob_w: Hi Serge and CoffeeGang!
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Tandtroll_OG: Jaaaaames! Something nice! sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
brieandbacon: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
BrookJustBones: sergeYak sergeCanal
BrowneePoints: no no James, spoilers start NEXT monday
serramarkov: Something nice, James!
SergeYager: James! I had the 649 sammich today and it was possibly the best sandwich i've ever had
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trainpants: Something nice
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w4stel4nd: sergeFriend
frozenphoenix7: They did show A card today though
gryfyn1: Wizards sent out all the rares to random customers to preview apparently
princess_intell: I'm so excited for this set
SammiLogan: sergeHi pineWave
YeetTheRich_: spoiler season has been going for like a year now
MegaDosX: Surely we pass and block and crack Burnished Hart?
aussie_rob_w: I see you all, I see what you're doing with Serge's instructions kikiiClap
YeetTheRich_: there's always something
epicduece: block and get lands?
roastbeefsandwitch: I'm a bit split: I can't stand body horror in general. That, and much of the set points to Poison (Toxic, really) as a mechanic. It's thematic, but a miserable way to lose a game.
LordZarano: 160p even has worse audio, at least down to 360p you get the same good audio as 1080
frozenphoenix7: @TemporallyAwry I mean, better than when his own kind trampled him to near death...
krfsm: is the music kind of ... glitchy for anyone else? not James' voice, but the Arena music itself. wonder if it's a Phyrexia thing?
MegaDosX: @roastbeefsandwitch At the very least, Toxic looks less problematic than Infect
princess_intell: yeah ONE is soooooo spicy
princess_intell: I'm stoked
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BrowneePoints: they only showed off one of the Compleated Walkers today(not saying which to not spoil folks) and they're SPICY
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roastbeefsandwitch: @MegaDosX The whole Oil counters things seems to be a fun take on Energy, in a ways: you just have to stack the Energy on permanents, rather than being on a side warehouse. It feels like it could be good for engine-building decks.
MegaDosX: Got any more of them combat tricks opponent?
laundreydhull: WOTC did post phyrexia's alphabet translation sometime today.
MegaDosX: @roastbeefsandwitch Oil counters is going to be interesting, particularly with Proliferate shenanigans
AugmentingPath: do we have any good selves to assemble in this deck?
BrowneePoints: they did show off a lot of art though and gotta say James, the art this last year(starting with NEO) has been next freaking level
aussie_rob_w: oooooh the phyrexian translation IS interesting
laundreydhull: I mean, officially. yes...
AugmentingPath: embercleave?
MegaDosX: Yeah the Lithoform sleeves are fun
MegaDosX: Oh, a problem./
MegaDosX: You could just be dead
MegaDosX: Don't even need the land, they have the mana with the Powerstone
korvys: You're dead - they can re up the dog
AugmentingPath: I think they have you dead with penregon + unearth mutt
MegaDosX: But yeah Penregon is a problem
aussie_rob_w: Hope they don't see it
brainbosh: Why not cast the two creatures?
Juliamon: Well, now we get to draft afresh!
aussie_rob_w: brood
MegaDosX: Yeah, now you get to play with a new deck
MegaDosX: Three wins is respectable too
BrowneePoints: @brainbosh he was dead even with two creatures
MegaDosX: BRO probably
aussie_rob_w: Tonight is Dominaria Night I'm very exy
aussie_rob_w: excited
laundreydhull: lrrJAMES liked NEO last I heard
YeetTheRich_: we have the exact gold for NEO
Wolfstrike_NL: kami sounds fun again
Shelvish_Fyshstic: kamigawa.
BrowneePoints: Kamigawa IS bot draft
Mangledpixel: Kamigawa? One of the best draft environments in recent years? Oh, go on then. :P
BrowneePoints: oooo Umezawa
azidbern95: ninjitsu Skyscrapers!
BrookJustBones: Pretty sure that rare is busted
MegaDosX: Do we take Satoru and ninja the building?
F1SHOR: bot draft best draft - just so i dont have to wait 10min to get a pack
MegaDosX: Flare?
YeetTheRich_: kumano is the 'correct' pick but satoru is sweet
BrowneePoints: Flare
gryfyn1: beetle
BrowneePoints: or rebuke
MegaDosX: Beetle's not bad
F1SHOR: rares "fine"
Diabore: im biased to GW enchantments so i like the samurai
laundreydhull: Oh all is actually strong from exp.
MegaDosX: Rest of this pack is pretty medium tbh
Bugberry: I've found synergy is more important in this format than 1 to 1 removal. but you still need removal.
laundreydhull: that didn't make sense
F1SHOR: Gw enchantments was the most fun i had in this set
epicduece: kumano speed or ninja tactics :)
BrowneePoints: but yea Umezawa flare rebuke or Kumano
laundreydhull: I said two incomplete things at once
F1SHOR: mono red :P
jaqofspades: Inkrise
tergonis: born to drive can be pretty good
AugmentingPath: kumano red
laundreydhull: ninjustu is a guess?
Bugberry: Terrarium?
epicduece: samurai?
YeetTheRich_: i like the white saga
Wolfstrike_NL: red white samuarai
Bugberry: Terrarium keeps you open and has lots of synergy
SunDancerGE: Weird game. Is that new? Never heard of it.... sounds generic
laundreydhull: kumano going unblocked recurring saga
SunDancerGE: ;)
Mangledpixel: Grand Moth Tarkin
F1SHOR: if we want to go white we need to start early to get enough good cards
YeetTheRich_: jlrrPiggie
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brieandbacon: jlrrPiggie
Diabore: i really like that ninja
Mangledpixel: lrrHAM
gryfyn1: still beetle
aiolian: mmm dragonspark
Bugberry: red/black artifacts looking promising
Diabore: pray for anvil
epicduece: yes!
YeetTheRich_: ohh baby
TheWriterAleph: uh ohhh sparkyyy
Bonzi77: oh no
boyesie: centipede does work
Bugberry: monkey
F1SHOR: id go raid
brieandbacon: Raid
BrowneePoints: raid
Bonzi77: embrace rat
jaqofspades: RAID
laundreydhull: compell urself reckoner lrrJAMES
Bugberry: ook ook
BrowneePoints: raid is better than monkey and centipede
Bonzi77: embrace the cool jacket
Diabore: this pask is bad
F1SHOR: monkey or centerpeed if we were more locked into artifacts
Bugberry: I'm still annoyed I never got Greasefang's alternate art on Arena.
Bonzi77: quick pivot to five color
Diabore: lets be honest, are you playing either?
YeetTheRich_: i generally like cheaper tricks better
Marcanius: First strike, no shot
Bonzi77: best combat trick is reality heist
BrowneePoints: I have a foil Neon Greasefang for my Greasefang commander deck
BrowneePoints: and a foil Neon N
Diabore: late late intervention imo
YeetTheRich_: scrounger also not bad
BrowneePoints: Bankbuster and Soulripper and Mechtitan
YeetTheRich_: gives us recurring dragonspark reactor triggers
jaqofspades: Searchlight triggers reactor twice.
warboss5: Quick Draft?
BrowneePoints: I spent way more money on swag Neon frames for that deck than I should have
jaqofspades: No it doesn't, ignore me
AugmentingPath: @warboss5 Decathlon bot draft
Hier0splyphics: Mardu might make sense. White certainly feels open
epicduece: yeah, treasure works with reactor though right?
warboss5: @warboss5 Ooooo, neat!
Mangledpixel: scrounger makes artifacts
jaqofspades: I like scrounger
YeetTheRich_: we don't need to pick white cards when we still have good BR cards to pick
Diabore: easy land, naomi is a consideration too, good artifact enchant split at the moment
warboss5: And Songshaper is an artifact itself
YeetTheRich_: the lands makes a potential splash easier
F1SHOR: Naomi is so good
BrowneePoints: naomi is an easy splash too
offbeatwitch: "Magic: The Gathering" - Magic: The Gathering
F1SHOR: naomi makes me push towards b/w enchantifacts with a possible red splash
dragonthing7: sword or sword?
Painfully_Dyslexic: take the island best card in magic Kapa
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epicduece: terminal?
gryfyn1: terminal
BrowneePoints: the art on return to action still goes so hard
gryfyn1: terminal plus construct is good combo
epicduece: surge it is
jaqofspades: Surge
Diabore: surge? i guess? not exciting for us
gryfyn1: oath
BloodnBullets: lrrSERGE
epicduece: mender and discharge are nice....
gryfyn1: circut mender is great
epicduece: torment wheel?
YeetTheRich_: ronin is good with two reactors
brieandbacon: !y
Wolfstrike_NL: the land mayby?
epicduece: hmm...
MegaDosX: おまえはもうしんでいる。
YeetTheRich_: we are pretty aggressive atm, so i could see picking the ogre
YeetTheRich_: just beep them down
epicduece: it's all ogre
BrowneePoints: I THINK the bots are cutting black this pack
Wolfstrike_NL: Not much black going around yea
Diabore: gimme gimme never gets etc etc
epicduece: torments galore
Diabore: we couldve had 2 :(
jaqofspades: Bots wanted you playing RW.
MegaDosX: I mean, Raiyuu can be good in the right deck
warboss5: Wow, these packs REALLY wanted you to play Samurais
YeetTheRich_: we are already splashing white so raiyou could be fine
brainbosh: Pac 3 pivot
BloodnBullets: Stupid gut...
gryfyn1: two containment constuct plus two network terminal
warboss5: Automated?
dragonthing7: we heard you liked samurais, so we put samurais on your samurais so you can samurai while you samurai
warboss5: Tempered is VERY good
BrowneePoints: TWO green march?
YeetTheRich_: the samurai test
dragonthing7: the bot just passed you a march again?
YeetTheRich_: you dishonored your family
MegaDosX: You will never become a samurai now
jaqofspades: Patchwork
BrowneePoints: this draft pod stiiiiinks
warboss5: Oooo, Patchwork
BloodnBullets: well SOMEONE hopefully got a nuts samurai deck
YeetTheRich_: our draft pod is full of IDIOTS Kappa
Bugberry: @BloodnBullets unfortunately only the computer did
YeetTheRich_: monke
korvys: monkeypede
Wolfstrike_NL: ook ook
MegaDosX: Ook
BrowneePoints: like, the bots really passed us white on the right, and then only u and g from the left
boyesie: centipede
warboss5: Monkey
warboss5: IRON!
Bugberry: ride or die
MegaDosX: No.
BloodnBullets: @Bugberry computers are people too! (please spare me AI overlord)
dragonthing7: take it
gryfyn1: take it3
Ballistic_Meatball: but its good?
Wolfstrike_NL: greed
aussie_rob_w: take it
gryfyn1: take 5 or 6
jaqofspades: You do you lrrJAMES
El_Funko: but monkey
brieandbacon: jlrrPiggie jlrrPiggie
jaqofspades: Synth
BrowneePoints: synthesizer or the miser Assault
brieandbacon: Synth
YeetTheRich_: i like our curve
BrowneePoints: oo infiltrator
MegaDosX: One more?
BrowneePoints: I would've nabbed an assault
jaqofspades: You have a network terminal and terraium for the splash
MegaDosX: That's quite a curve
roastbeefsandwitch: shadow warrior at least goes well with the annoying, cheap early creatures. Surprise Lava Axe.
Josherm: 16 lands given curve stops at basically 2, makes splash easier?
jaqofspades: How many creatures do you have?
MegaDosX: Two lands lrrBEEJ
Diabore: i cant see deck, face in way
lackingsanity: given your curve I'm not sure you want the network terminal all that much
MegaDosX: Keep in mind Okiba Reckoner Raid is technically a creature
dragonthing7: terrarium?
MegaDosX: But the deck stats list it as an enchantment
YeetTheRich_: cut one land + gift of wrath
LessIsMorii: @roastbeefsandwitch "Surprise Lava Axe" would be a cool band name, haha
MegaDosX: So you actually have 15 creatures
korvys: Yeah, you have 5 more creatures
BrowneePoints: cut 1 land Gift I think
MegaDosX: I actually don't hate cutting a land with how low your curve is
roastbeefsandwitch: Find a way to keep the 5/5?
Painfully_Dyslexic: do it
dragonthing7: do it
korvys: With this many 1's? Yeah
Wolfstrike_NL: Get in some fancy lands as well
YeetTheRich_: fancy basics are very important
Painfully_Dyslexic: I do like the lands and artifacts in brown boarders
jaqofspades: Pizza? Heck yes!
korvys: If you don't win, do you not get pizza?
Zanathosis: pizza?
YeetTheRich_: didn't they get you any pizza yesterday?
YeetTheRich_: how rude
MegaDosX: Definitely Reactor
ogundiety: christmas starts in late september and continues through till feb
MegaDosX: I wouldn't have hated killing the 2/2 tbh, it discounts things for them
roastbeefsandwitch: Christmas lights certainly do
cisco236: its random
MegaDosX: The whole Decathlon is on this board, I think
YeetTheRich_: you know the four seasons; spring, summer, fall and christmas
TalpTheScot: says the man who had christmas in November
dragonthing7: which of the kamigawa fields tho
WiJohn: Christmas will continue until morale improves
Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo more micro transactions if they sell the boards...quick James pitch it to them and ask for 10%
brieandbacon: correct
brieandbacon: ooof
MegaDosX: Ogre?
BloodnBullets: good thing you didnt sac an artifact
Kelderan: \*Saw James' face. Then saw the basic land choices.\* You can't fool me secret Ben Wheeler in disguise!
BusTed: does... does that mean no pizza...?
MegaDosX: You can kill the 4/4, you just need another turn
MegaDosX: Synth first so you don't waste the exile?
MegaDosX: Welp, you're boned
YeetTheRich_: hateful
F1SHOR: sometimes puncished
BrowneePoints: opponent confirmed boring fun hater
Wiliart: Well, hello to you too. ;)
kyp_dorrun: james pls
YeetTheRich_: well well well
F1SHOR: what did you expect honestly
MegaDosX: You also lose whatever it exiles unless it's a land
BloodnBullets: you get another exile
micalovits: I think the draw is better next turn?
brainbosh: Just get the next land off the top :P
YeetTheRich_: we need an answer for the flyer asap
MegaDosX: We can't even see your pet :p
brainbosh: It gets you anther turn at the bery least
googoltudoris: you say that like james isn't the pet
jaqofspades: You need to change the sleeve and th pet because they are both lil Brushwagg
YeetTheRich_: @googoltudoris click on james' face to pet him
MegaDosX: RIP James
googoltudoris: @YeetTheRich_ ok my mouse button broke, what now?
MegaDosX: You're dead to the building
MegaDosX: And the flyer
brainbosh: UNless they don't attack
MegaDosX: Opponent you have lethal what are you doing?
krfsm: getting their dailies in?
MegaDosX: Sure, cast a thing, but reconfiguring it is unnecessary >_>
googoltudoris: also hiss
googoltudoris: lmao
YeetTheRich_: rat gang
gneasraven: I think the ulamog is the cutest card in MTG.
googoltudoris: make his face look like ratatouille
Wolfstrike_NL: opp did pass the samurai test
googoltudoris: speaking of cute, those sleeves yesterday had my wife practically throwing the credit card at the screen
krfsm: well, midnight here, time for me to make like Codie and go to sleep.
krfsm: good luck, James!
Diabore: the curs is still upon us etc etc
MegaDosX: They could be off a colour
ogundiety: Getting lots of land seems off brand for James!
NotCainNorAbel: or a lot of six drops in hand?
AugmentingPath: what was the 1000 gold and xp for?
brieandbacon: Mmmm, bank jlrrPiggie
AugmentingPath: oh, two quests?
Wolfstrike_NL: jlrrPiggie
BrowneePoints: Rats..rats...they're the rats. James is the big rat who makez all of da rules
Wolfstrike_NL: our 2 most expansive spells
micalovits: Seems good
micalovits: Plus when we draw a land we can play our 4 drop instead
AugmentingPath: !card the fallen apart
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BrowneePoints: raid terrarium
BrowneePoints: so we can proc naomi on curve
kais58: !help
YeetTheRich_: we would need to topdeck a land though
YeetTheRich_: oh no nvm
YeetTheRich_: it searches on etb
MegaDosX: @YeetTheRich_ If we now topdeck a land it's your fault :p
MegaDosX: I mean, you can blow that up
MegaDosX: Don't hate it
micalovits: I like naomi, then you can blow up a blocker next turn
AugmentingPath: awww, who's a standard playable boy!
MegaDosX: Well I guess we're blowing that up
MegaDosX: Triple blocking isn't awful
MegaDosX: Since Naomi makes more 2/2
micalovits: Chump with beetle is also okay?
MegaDosX: 2/2s
BrowneePoints: yea block kami blow up prancer
Denis_Dobrolubov: Tempered first?
MegaDosX: Play Ronin and Artificer?
Sorator13: oops
Diabore: so ronin artificer?
brieandbacon: play ronin, so we have it next turn?
BrowneePoints: play Robin and artificer
brainbosh: So you would have to cast ronin to bounce it to hand, right?
MegaDosX: Then the Reactor hits harder
BrowneePoints: LOL robin. thanks phone
RayFK: Hold me clooooooser Blossom Praaaancer
brainbosh: As opposed to exiling it
aussie_rob_w: Robin is his name now
Diabore: also if we dont cast it exiles
YeetTheRich_: dragonspark just gets better
MegaDosX: And you now have a bunch of blockers for their four toughness things
AugmentingPath: the dragonspark for lethal dream is alive, imo
micalovits: Going to 10 seems fine
MegaDosX: Make them have it
MegaDosX: Play Ronin and blow up
BrowneePoints: blow it up attack with raid and naomi
YeetTheRich_: safekeeping sucks
MegaDosX: Oof.
MegaDosX: Well that's a problem
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BrowneePoints: hey you cant cheese us with a blossoming defense then top deck removal
MegaDosX: You might be dead here
MegaDosX: Oh, well, at least you live?
Wolfstrike_NL: keep up 1 for the pump?
micalovits: Hold up mana to the steelbreaker yes?
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MegaDosX: Pump is sorcery
aussie_rob_w: Hold up Steelbreaker to trade?
MegaDosX: !card steelbreaker
LRRbot: Scrapyard Steelbreaker [3R] | Artifact Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | {1}, Sacrifice another artifact: Scrapyard Steelbreaker gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Oh right it has its own pump effect
aussie_rob_w: It's pretty good!
MegaDosX: Oh that's an issue
definenull: oh.
MegaDosX: Yeah you're dead now
BrowneePoints: wow luck sack OP
MegaDosX: Opponent #HadItAll
micalovits: I mean, they where off by 1?
MegaDosX: You took four
brainbosh: they hit you for 4
ContingentCat: !findquote what
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: They tapped the Guide Bot to draw
ContingentCat: !quote what
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: You're still dead, just next turn
brainbosh: Draw off ronin?
BrowneePoints: channel ronin?
micalovits: Now we dead
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
aussie_rob_w: They had to Guide Bot to get the blue removal I think
definenull: lrrAWW
brainbosh: katesRip
MegaDosX: James no!
AugmentingPath: jeeez
definenull: so much spite
MegaDosX: James "Puppy Killer" Turner
BrowneePoints: deserved honestly
aussie_rob_w: Not even the robot, killing the dog lil
YeetTheRich_: welp there goes our karma
brieandbacon: what can men do in the face of such reckless hate?
F1SHOR: see kids this is why you dont dig holes - this is what you become!
definenull: this is why you always draw lands
BrowneePoints: the double removal topdeck luck sack deserves a little dog killing as catharsis
aussie_rob_w: oh my god it's Friday the 13th
aussie_rob_w: no wonder opponent opened the lrrSACK
BrowneePoints: I'd kill it
aussie_rob_w: I'd kill it now before it starts generating too much valie
Sorator13: still Thursday though, at least where James is
YeetTheRich_: autotapper!
Wolfstrike_NL: Apox upon the autotapper (or however it is spelled)
AugmentingPath: lifelink is cheating SMOrc
Sorator13: !card voltaxic surge
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mangledpixel: Wolfstrike_NL "a pox", it's two words
Mangledpixel: !card pox
LRRbot: Pox [BBB] | Sorcery | Each player loses a third of their life, then discards a third of the cards in their hand, then sacrifices a third of the creatures they control, then sacrifices a third of the lands they control. Round up each time.
Sorator13: !card voltage surge
LRRbot: Voltage Surge [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. / Voltage Surge deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell's additional cost was paid, Voltage Surge deals 4 damage instead.
BrowneePoints: as long as tapper don't goof ya
Relentless_Bread: hey Mr.James Turner do you think you guys will ever play tarkov again
WiJohn: That's a big racoon
fundamentull: Hi!
definenull: welp... this race just got a little harder
Sorator13: they definitely will @relentless_bread
Juliamon: Relentless_Bread He started the stream by saying he wished he was playing it instead of Arena
micalovits: Or just double block the secrets?
Relentless_Bread: really dang I missed it
Juliamon: It's just not on the schedule for a bit because the rest of the month's very busy
definenull: ouch
BrowneePoints: hey Opponents stop having good decks. k thx
TheWriterAleph: they can have good decks. just not better than ours Kappa
Sorator13: lol
definenull: spiderman.jpeg
BrowneePoints: wow...flooded 3 games in a row with a 16 land deck. I hope someone siphons that bad karma off you soon because you deserve it
BartholemewTheKitten: The Reckoners are busy today
BrowneePoints: topdeck discharge maybe
definenull: oofa
BrowneePoints: did we get a 2nd dischargem
princess_intell: this music track ROCKS
BrowneePoints: mobile, pls, why are you like this
definenull: lrrEFF
Sorator13: naturally
princess_intell: but james you love draft
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definenull: at least you can double pump now
MegaDosX: James surely there's a local witch or shaman who can cure you of your curse
QuantumTwitch: the turner land curse is in full swing
Diabore: go the expletive away op
TheWriterAleph: sometimes it be that way
MegaDosX: It's a rebalanced card
definenull: oohhhh
MegaDosX: You get a copy of both
MegaDosX: Take a break so James can go scream
jimmyfreelancer: okk
TheMandrew: i vote for chicken!
Diabore: i vote option B
LessIsMorii: Both!
googoltudoris: i've gotten a bunch of alchemy cards that don't seem to have any differences?
micalovits: Im betting on chicken!
BusTed: tqsIrene
drcthulu: why not both
dizzycriminal: Oh Boy I hope it's chicken
Sorator13: I also vote chicken
MegaDosX: Mods should set up a poll so we can vote for what we want to see
princess_intell: bawk bawk bawk
Diabore: can we get a poll mods? ( Kappa / no Kappa )
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BrowneePoints: in other news Paizo just announced a System Neutral OGL
LessIsMorii: 🐔
Wolfstrike_NL: This being a sponsered stream, my boring bet will be on A, but for content, I do hope B, and only B!
princess_intell: @BrowneePoints which is.... bad?
BrowneePoints: @princess_intell good
princess_intell: oh hooray
princess_intell: now to google what the words paizo and ogl mean
BrowneePoints: paizo makes pathfinder
BrowneePoints: ogl is open game license
princess_intell: oh neat
princess_intell: good for them
I_Am_Clockwork: Ogl stands for open game license
aussie_rob_w: Very much a response to the rumoured 1.1 DnD OGL.
princess_intell: yay for players and no licensing nonsense
MegaDosX: There's a whole saga going on right now with WotC and their OGL for D&D
MegaDosX: If you're not up on it and want to understand what's going on, you've got some reading to do >_>
princess_intell: oh good lord
aussie_rob_w: Pathfinder pulling a Bender. "We'll have our own OGL! With blackjack! And hookers!"
princess_intell: wtf hasbro
Juliamon: Please do try not to discuss it in here during the stream though, it's not relevant
princess_intell: my apologies mods
SndWurks: The ORC by Paizo is a massive win.
BrowneePoints: eh i brought it up not you Intelli
princess_intell: fair
MegaDosX: Yeah it's a thing to research on your own time tbh, this stream is for watching James draw lands forever
princess_intell: can we discuss the ONE "leaks"?
Juliamon: No
BrowneePoints: absolutely not
princess_intell: ok
BrowneePoints: lrr is under NDA and contracts with WotC
TheWriterAleph: we're not here to complain about WotC's D&D decisions... we're here to complain about WotC's MtG decisions! /s Kappa
BrowneePoints: that would be BAD
princess_intell: you are absolutely correct
micalovits: Chicken time! :D :D
BusTed: seabatClap
princess_intell: someone clip that
MegaDosX: I feel like chicken tonight! Like chicken tonight!
LessIsMorii: You are a GIFT, James
dizzycriminal: Bock yeah!
GapFiller: who feels like chicken tnite? Kappa
mjiig: Well it was that OR magic, so I guess now we don't get magic?
WiJohn: Chicken James! Chicken James! Chicken James!
SolarBlitz1: W-why did we want chicken to do that?
MegaDosX: Back to BRO?
I_Am_Clockwork: New chicken themed album when?
MegaDosX: Or do you feel like Sisyphus today?
BartholemewTheKitten: Carrot carrot milk: Bawk remix
princess_intell: play historic brawl
Lobo_Apache: I knew it was going to happen Expected it to happen Was still surprised when James started clucking
MegaDosX: Play standard lrrBEEJ
princess_intell: i'll send you a decklist
MegaDosX: Traditional means BO3 yeah?
princess_intell: shouldn't sparky be an embodiment of trauma?
princess_intell: considering how most planeswalkers get sparked
BrowneePoints: do you really want to go searching for a deck?
Spanked42: Are there more 'One More?' sessions coming up for Tarkov?
MegaDosX: Nope!
GapFiller: !schedule
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BrowneePoints: just to play against lotus field or Greasefang over and over?
MegaDosX: No delete all option, because why would you need it? :)
YeetTheRich_: just play a gladiator deck 4Head
Spanked42: Hooray! - Yeah, I tune in to El Funko to watch
aussie_rob_w: there should be a "delete all illegal decks" at least
Spanked42: Right on. Was curious cause I wasn't seeing it on the scheduled
Spanked42: roger.
KirbySliver: Third path
MegaDosX: Planting a flag right now I see
Diabore: make over the top work
googoltudoris: why'd the party get delayed? it's not like y'all have been busy or anything :p
Countjondi: third path is the best pick here I think
brainbosh: Altar tho
TheAGuajardo: wellspring
Diabore: wellspring is gas
micalovits: LOG is pretty decent
KirbySliver: stoneseeker or wellspring
warboss5: Thopter's good if you're going Blue
Countjondi: supply drop is also legit
MegaDosX: Oof
aussie_rob_w: Dear Dr James: What's the equivalent term for mobile to AFK for an automatic forfeit in Marvel Snap?
MegaDosX: That pandini tho
aussie_rob_w: Or what should the equivalent term be.
MegaDosX: Oh
googoltudoris: boo. i wish people would stop getting sick. just, like, in general
MegaDosX: That's no good, but at least it's not COVID I guess >_>
Diabore: sad robot name soldiers
micalovits: Thats angry robot sadly
memnus: Commando seems good here
Calaban161: I have been got a couple times by Supply drop
Countjondi: commando is siiiiiiick, although automaton goes really nicely with the tokens
BartholemewTheKitten: AFT? Away From Touchscreen?
BartholemewTheKitten: Though that sounds a bit backwards
Sorator13: I think it's still just afk, even if the keyboard is not really used
Diabore: PY, phone yeeted
Countjondi: There is a digital keyboard on the mobile phone, it workss
Nenluen: idle / inactive?
Sorator13: I like phone yeeted
YeetTheRich_: you don't play card games with a keyboard anyway
micalovits: I like shell
TurnedToFrog: DIT, Dropped In Toilet
SolarBlitz1: Away from Kphone
tergonis: AFI away from input
BartholemewTheKitten: @Diabore I concede the debate
MegaDosX: I prefer Batista's acting tbh
laundreydhull: AFS: Away From >Swipe<
micalovits: Weekstone subjjugation is good
lackingsanity: subjugation?
Juliamon: NAP: Not At Phone
TheWriterAleph: AFK: Always Fbe Klosing
laundreydhull: Magic the Gathering: featuring "The Rocc"
aussie_rob_w: I like AFI for music related reasons. LUL
MegaDosX: The Door!
micalovits: Curate?
Calaban161: curate
YeetTheRich_: D O O R
micalovits: Bulwark is nice yea
MegaDosX: You do want noncreature stuff for Third Peezy
TheAGuajardo: the door for the memes lol?
Rabbt300: curate
YeetTheRich_: or exploding
Sorator13: mouse pls
googoltudoris: it has been juggernauted into the void
micalovits: Kills people
drcthulu: it wins games
WiJohn: Yep
MegaDosX: Yeah that's a game ender
lackingsanity: yeah
Ballistic_Meatball: kills them dead
WiJohn: Battalion's nonsense
WiJohn: Refractor?
BartholemewTheKitten: It makes a bear, then a double bear...
MegaDosX: Ramps to the Battallion
MegaDosX: And the Jugg
Rabbt300: it makes two copies, then you boounce it with MoM and make more copies
micalovits: 1 is to many
memnus: More exxagerate!
princess_intell: how's this draft format been? fun?
WiJohn: one, one is too many
Sorator13: energy refractor
WiJohn: I still like refractor
Sorator13: and hope to get pants
Two_Hats: Oh goodness, two bears in a trench coat would be far more frightening then a single bear.
Calaban161: take flight?
TheAGuajardo: take flight can just win the game
micalovits: Birb is nice yea
lackingsanity: lat nam goes nice with take flight
Calaban161: lanturn
WiJohn: lantern's okay
greasymemes: take flight + latnam adept is nasty
TheAGuajardo: lanturn replaces itself.
WiJohn: oh wait
Rabbt300: Mom usuall bad, but you \hve lots that combp with it
Sorator13: lantern is surprisingly good
lackingsanity: sigil of valor
micalovits: Dig site or sigil maybe?
memnus: Sigil or Reunion
Rabbt300: agree on sigil or reunion
princess_intell: damp red
MegaDosX: Sigil works with Third Peezy too
MegaDosX: Since he spits out tokens
memnus: Oo, Cooldown
WiJohn: more like steamy blue
Calaban161: tower?
Sorator13: hot wet
princess_intell: "steamy" implies our cards are hot
MegaDosX: Hot Ice
micalovits: If we get a third we have to play all 3
mielkevejen: Hot tub?
TokenMickus: Soggy scarlet
googoltudoris: moist
Diabore: just end here, dont give the rest of the table to get good decks
princess_intell: blueblood
WiJohn: @princess_intell The magic's always hot when you're rollin' with Turner
lackingsanity: explosion
WiJohn: Explosion
Sorator13: hot tub is that one kamigawa green card, though
MegaDosX: Explosion is legit one of the best removal spells in the format
MegaDosX: Slime
googoltudoris: @Sorator13 there's at least two of them, right? one's a dual land, the other's a flying hot tub
princess_intell: cow
Diabore: creeper
micalovits: Creeper
memnus: Axolotl
trainpants: bat
YeetTheRich_: graham stark
Gekyouryuu: cat
mrverbal: dolphins
DrFromage: Pig
aussie_rob_w: Allay!
Juliamon: Magma slime
constablecrab: Herobrine
Sorator13: Serge's clone of uno
Diabore: the rare
micalovits: Command is pretty okay
lackingsanity: probably just command
WiJohn: Command is alright yeah
princess_intell: do you always take what chat tells you to
micalovits: Thats a tiny tiny body on that creeper
googoltudoris: you can pay the x with all that blue you'll have
Mai_Andra: "Creeper Noise."
YeetTheRich_: jlrrCreeper jlrrCreeper
Sorator13: pants!
WiJohn: Flask seems right
TheAGuajardo: might stone animation is really good
WiJohn: or metamorph
micalovits: The animation might be okay? Have a couple decent targets
WiJohn: or good point mightstones does work
Sorator13: sorry, by "pants" I mean animation
MegaDosX: Lantern isn't bad with all the Unearth around
micalovits: Lantern is dece
WiJohn: Beep beep
princess_intell: ugh i hate the in-between point where you don't know if you're sick or not
countingku: no respect for Taylor goin' on.
MegaDosX: Seven.
MegaDosX: Seven cards.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mountain
Rabbt300: bulwark
Juliamon: Seven is almost a thousand
princess_intell: mountain
Calaban161: Hulking Metamorph
TheAGuajardo: chain dancer
MegaDosX: Is Energy Refractor any good?
princess_intell: bolt. ancestral recall. time walk.
Rabbt300: metamorphh,bulwarks, lesson?
MegaDosX: Like, I know it replaces itself, but you need two powerstones for it to be anything other than just a filter
micalovits: Desynchronize is not great
WiJohn: Weakstone's Subjugation?
Rabbt300: you already did... yeah.. was wondering about juggs
MegaDosX: What's your creatures split now?
micalovits: And chaindancer for the final cut?
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MegaDosX: Eight creatures seems brave
Calaban161: dig site
Sorator13: refractor is best when you can animate it, the filter isn't used much in my experience
WiJohn: Digsite?
micalovits: Maaaybe cut sigil for a creature then
lackingsanity: honestly I think you need more creatures
Sogheim: juggernaut is so strong though
Calaban161: both?
princess_intell: chat, help my immune system decide if it's sick or not
TheAGuajardo: third path savant for if you flood?
Two_Hats: more islands then mountains?
Ewayko: you have few creatures, sigil will pay off, I think
Calaban161: the other dig site?
googoltudoris: airmarshals back in for some cheap flying?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @TheAGuajardo If? This is James we're talking about.
princess_intell: when did james aquire his lands curse?
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Wolfstrike_NL: 6-3
princess_intell: did he upset a witch at the old moonbase?
TheAGuajardo: @dread_pirate_westley very true lol
3PlayerPolitics: @princess_intell pokey pokey. hrm. not turning green so far
princess_intell: i don't wanna be sick. being sick SUCKS
princess_intell: the common cold can go do unpleasant things to itself
googoltudoris: i'd buy those sleeves irl
3PlayerPolitics: @princess_intell as a non medical person, I prescribe lots of sleep and plenty of water
princess_intell: thank you
3PlayerPolitics: 😎👍
princess_intell: i just wish that there was a vaccine for it
micalovits: Block the 1/1 I guess? We have a good next turn
3PlayerPolitics: yeh
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micalovits: Yikes
micalovits: We can refracter and hold up cooldown?
micalovits: Oh right
warboss5: Refreactor enables Skitter next turn
TheAGuajardo: yeah cool down buys time
warboss5: Minotaurs.deck over here
3PlayerPolitics: bull STRONK
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Curate first?
Rabbt300: subj, commando
warboss5: Yeah, Curate and Subject the Cliffstomper?
micalovits: Id put MOM away I think
Sorator13: don't need to subjugate yet, do you?
BloodnBullets: it was already tapped, you didnt need to pay?
Two_Hats: Did you need to pay the 3 there?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Less so with that secret reach creature there.
warboss5: Shell feels right
3PlayerPolitics: reach
Rabbt300: just 2for 1 on the strongbull
micalovits: Unleash yea they have a reach creature afterall
BloodnBullets: yeah before they get another artifact
3PlayerPolitics: 3 1 has reach
MegaDosX: I like Shelling it
Mazrae: evening James and chat
MegaDosX: No reason not to
aussie_rob_w: Unleash Shell!
micalovits: I might have held 1 back, but oh well
Sorator13: Unleashell!
MegaDosX: There have been some banger card names recently
MegaDosX: Unleash Shell and Twinferno come to mind
warboss5: Nice
MegaDosX: One more to Skitterbeam
googoltudoris: now do the flappy flaps
warboss5: One off!
warboss5: Yeah, let's GO!
3PlayerPolitics: careful not to get pinged to deatg
warboss5: You'll have two blockers
Rabbt300: watch out for the trample instant...
Rabbt300: hang on to extra blockers
MegaDosX: Oh.
MegaDosX: Opponent
micalovits: Uhhh
warboss5: WAIT!?
Rabbt300: uh...oops?
3PlayerPolitics: ohhh nooo
nemryn: um
Sorator13: Uh oh
Wolfstrike_NL: Any target!
YeetTheRich_: O.o
Calaban161: Opps
warboss5: Oh man! Gatta love that nonsense!
MegaDosX: !card skitterbeam
LRRbot: Skitterbeam Battalion [9] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | Prototype {3}{R}{R} — 2/2 / Trample, haste / When Skitterbeam Battalion enters the battlefield, if you cast it, create two tokens that are copies of it.
micalovits: I mean, they are dead next turn
Rabbt300: you still need to draw something
Ballistic_Meatball: skitterbeam means you win?
Rabbt300: maybe dont block
MegaDosX: It doesn't actually matter
warboss5: Beam alone wins the game
Rabbt300: think that works
MegaDosX: Yes
warboss5: YEP!
3PlayerPolitics: wooo
MegaDosX: They can block one
Ballistic_Meatball: yep, get them a body bag
MegaDosX: Spacebar spacebar
warboss5: FLUNG!
MegaDosX: That is unfortunate
MegaDosX: Hopefully at least they know now
googoltudoris: eeking out a win
MegaDosX: Best thing to do with a mistake is to learn from it
3PlayerPolitics: one good punt deserves another
Ballistic_Meatball: @3PlayerPolitics I'm going to have to borrow this for a future game of magic. I just know it'll happen to me
3PlayerPolitics: @ballistic_meatball riffOK riffLUL
TheAGuajardo: yes
micalovits: Yes
lackingsanity: you could iconoclast and bounce
Ewayko: path and mom for tempo?
warboss5: The Land Limbo NEVER STOPS
Wolfstrike_NL: 9 mana with what we have in hand, now to draw our bomb
warboss5: Go for it
TheAGuajardo: but is it fun?
warboss5: If they have a 6 drop its the right choice
MegaDosX: Now we just need to draw Skitterbeam
micalovits: Well, they missed a land so seems like it was a good choice
MegaDosX: I mean
MegaDosX: They are still in an awful lot of trouble
Spanked42: It's good to know some things never change.
warboss5: Welp, can't kill your attackers at least
warboss5: Or not
Mazrae: I feel like if MTG was as pricey in the long run as it is I feel like I would play more often
warboss5: Its okay, Skitterbeam still wins the game
warboss5: WOW
MegaDosX: If we draw Skitterbeam they are going to regret those choices
micalovits: Agressive
MegaDosX: Haha
warboss5: SURE, why not
3PlayerPolitics: pew pew PEW
MegaDosX: OK that's just rude
MegaDosX: Also do we have another Explosion?
brainbosh: Cast and kill?
warboss5: You won, that's what happened
3PlayerPolitics: lul
MegaDosX: Cast Subjugation and they lose
Ewayko: win
micalovits: Thats a very very bad card
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Pay the 3, you coward!
warboss5: Huzza!
lackingsanity: they should have held that for your upkeep
3PlayerPolitics: 🥳🎉
MegaDosX: Yeah that on your upkeep would have been much better
MegaDosX: But they might have seen the writing on the wall and decided to clear quests
dizzycriminal: Got it, learn from James's mistakes
warboss5: ANOTHER! ::crash::
Mazrae: how about paying 4 for no reason
MegaDosX: That tooltip felt appropriate
warboss5: Nice hand
MegaDosX: Also holy shit this hand???
3PlayerPolitics: James how did you get so talented and handsome? 🤔
MegaDosX: It has an orb, ponder it
YeetTheRich_: lrrCIRCLE
MegaDosX: !card stern lesson
LRRbot: Stern Lesson [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard a card. Create a tapped Powerstone token.
MegaDosX: Oh good that's an instant
warboss5: I got that birb as a win-3 reward from Wednesday Night Magic last week, was quite psyched
MegaDosX: Makes sense
Ewayko: ray for sure
Mazrae: be aggressive be be aggressive
MegaDosX: You want the lands now
micalovits: Ray or a land
Wolfstrike_NL: could get 3 2/2's nex turn mayby
MegaDosX: We want the lands for a big Skitterbeam
micalovits: Rude!
3PlayerPolitics: F
MegaDosX: !card excavation explosion
LRRbot: Excavation Explosion [2R] | Sorcery | Excavation Explosion deals 3 damage to any target. Create a tapped Powerstone token.
warboss5: I would
micalovits: Cho cho train
Mazrae: are they going to write a breakup song about dying
MegaDosX: That is an option
Ballistic_Meatball: seems fine
lackingsanity: Yeah, you don't have much else to do this turn
3PlayerPolitics: ye
MegaDosX: They can animate the Foundry and kill one but that seems bad on their part
warboss5: And they can't profitably block with the factory
MegaDosX: Or they can chump one
MegaDosX: The Commands in this set are all a bit medium
MegaDosX: Titania's is probably the best in limited but it's six mana
3PlayerPolitics: except the Green one
warboss5: Command for Alpha?
MegaDosX: Do we just flunge and Shell a thing if they do something tricky?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Swing all, when they double block, unleash shell?
jmchap: did LRRMTG do and event for Dom Remastered?
warboss5: Burn down the Trooper and pump a beam?
Ballistic_Meatball: !card mishra's command
LRRbot: Mishra's Command [XR] | Sorcery | Choose two — / • Choose target player. They may discard up to X cards. Then they draw a card for each card discarded this way. / • This spell deals X damage to target creature. / • This spell deals X damage to target planeswalker. / • Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
Diabore: imo commands go green-black-red-blue------------white
warboss5: Okay... lol
MegaDosX: Hold up Shell?
warboss5: Tropper
3PlayerPolitics: pew
warboss5: Now Command for Burn and Pump?
MegaDosX: They can pump and block
MegaDosX: But they still die
MegaDosX: YEah
warboss5: Sound point
MegaDosX: Explosion is such a good card in this limited format
Ballistic_Meatball: well played
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Explosion, and they explode.
MegaDosX: And Skitterbeam still winning games
lackingsanity: you had about a dozen different winning lines there
Mazrae: they never expect it to the face
MegaDosX: Yeah James had several options to win there
graal_smith: James, can we get some peak-cam?
Mazrae: hold
Ballistic_Meatball: holding is fine
graal_smith: feenFine
Ballistic_Meatball: little*
BloodnBullets: the balance has to occur sometimes
nightraven949: deck plz
Spanked42: How does your luck with land swing this back and forth?
laundreydhull: switcheroo curse confirmed?
Spanked42: both ends of the spectrum, both bad
ApplicativeJones: I noticed you draw too much land and not enough land a lot. Have you experimented with drawing the right amount?
Mazrae: I guess shoulda held for the 3 drop I guess
Molladia: "One of those games"??? But you're "The James" how is that possible
3PlayerPolitics: oof
googoltudoris: kids, this is why you don't dump your luck stat at character creation
nightraven949: yikes
micalovits: This is impressive
laundreydhull: promises always seem to come with a twist when lrrJAMES is offered one.
YeetTheRich_: oh come on
nightraven949: bruh how
Ballistic_Meatball: this seems statistically unlikely
LessIsMorii: I don't even play Magic anymore-- I'm here for poor James' reactions
drcthulu: the curse cuts both ways
3PlayerPolitics: @googoltudoris very sage advice
YeetTheRich_: it's because we killed that dog earlier
MegaDosX: Man I'd already be out of here in this game
xantos69: Just tuned in to hear James yell "COME ON!". So I'm guessing this is going about like usual?
Mazrae: James, have you thought of just drawing land, lol
laundreydhull: is this curse just as bad?
MegaDosX: I don't think you can come back from this tbh
BloodnBullets: so thats 2 lands out of 15 cards I think?
googoltudoris: N O P E
Spanked42: That's rough
micalovits: Drew 8 cards without seing a land yea
GapFiller: !next
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micalovits: time to draw 8 lands and no other cards now
Two_Hats: Oh hey, just found out about XII PIF, that should be fun
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This one is a considerable improvement over the first 4 draft bots, theoretically.
Mazrae: I feel like it's always all or nothing with James and land
nightraven949: did the deck not shuffle between games
brainbosh: Wow that's a long PiF
SnowBuddy18: so presumably he beats the game
LessIsMorii: "Not like this... not like this"
Ravynn: Is it just G or is there going to be a cohost?
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Xafty: the zodiac age
Diabore: zodiac edition, with the job system
CodeIndigo: Zodiac Age, which has the fast forward option
korvys: ~lasttweet Final
LRRTwitter: [4h ago] @loadingreadyrun> For our next PLAY IT FORWARD, @Graham_LRR is returning to the Final Fantasy series, but this time it’s FINAL FANTASY XII! | Specifically, FFXII: THE ZODIAC AGE—the 2017 remaster that he’s never had a chance to play! | Starting Monday Jan 16, running M-W-F at 10AM Pacific. 📷 || ⤵
TheMandrew: FF12 is great
Xafty: depends on how broken he wants to make gambits
Molladia: The title belongs to Beej right?
BloodnBullets: awesome, can't wait to watch the vods because timezones
LadyAiluros: I have the steelbook somewhere
drcthulu: same
Mazrae: that was the first FF that I ever played
Mazrae: I made a mistake with that
korvys: Disgaea is great
MegaDosX: Which Gaea?
Diabore: kh1 and 2 are gas
LessIsMorii: Disgaea, oh my GOSH the high school memories
Bugberry: I've always wanted to get into the Disgaea games.
Diabore: (when you get movement)
Two_Hats: PIF every Kingdom Hearts when?
Wolfstrike_NL: ^
MegaDosX: Oh sick combo
Molladia: @MegaDosX Gaea these nuts
warboss5: The value!
MegaDosX: !card levitating statue
LRRbot: Levitating Statue [2] | Artifact | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Levitating Statue. / {2}: Levitating Statue becomes a 1/1 Construct artifact creature until end of turn.
noSmokeFire: KH on lets nope
RockPusher: rayfkKing
googoltudoris: did his rates go up now that he's making that sick magic 30 money?
nightraven949: A play it forward for KH series but also has to make like an evidense board to explain the PLOT of every KH game and how it connects to the overall series
uchihab7: Circus you say? Cue the brittany spears
MegaDosX: Ooh
MegaDosX: GOod draw
MegaDosX: You can tap down the lifegain tron thing
MegaDosX: Or that
micalovits: Sounds good
LessIsMorii: @nightraven949 Ooh, I need to go rewatchBrian David Gilbert's Unravelled KH video on Polygon, haha
xantos69: I hold up the bounce just in case
MegaDosX: Third Peezy into Cooldown seems very bueno
warboss5: "Hahahaha! Fill your cravings at the Circus of Value!"
MegaDosX: Boo
LadyAiluros: eye lou ros
LadyAiluros: the first one
CodeIndigo: Rose?
LadyAiluros: rose
micalovits: So we can endstep bounce their enchantment and roc?
MegaDosX: So pass and hold up Roc?
MegaDosX: !card machine over matter
LRRbot: Machine Over Matter [1U] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an artifact creature. / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: Oh right that can hit the Subjugation
MegaDosX: The thing tapping down your Adept
micalovits: The thing that keep our adept tapped
MegaDosX: So just pass and hold that up and they die
MegaDosX: Or at the very least are very close to it
drcthulu: they forgot to gain a life too
CodeIndigo: Is your opponent's avatar President James Madison?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Attack all is lethal? I think?
MegaDosX: @CodeIndigo That's Astarion
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No.
Wolfstrike_NL: lethal in the air
jacqui_lantern234: oh, look!!! its a beautiful group of friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!! <3
Wolfstrike_NL: oo yea....
MegaDosX: They are very close though
MegaDosX: You could Soul Guide and draw a card and try and find Shell or Explosion
MegaDosX: Tap the lifegain thing!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The flyer?
micalovits: Taps their statue I guess?
MegaDosX: !card power plant worker
LRRbot: Power Plant Worker [5] | Artifact Creature — Assembly-Worker [4/4] | {3}: Power Plant Worker gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control creatures named Mine Worker and Tower Worker, put two +1/+1 counters on Power Plant Worker instead. Activate only once each turn.
drcthulu: yeah
MegaDosX: You have a bunch of blockers
MegaDosX: Flyer is what you tap I think yeah
MegaDosX: You can block everything else
drcthulu: I like tapping down the statue
brainbosh: Does weakstone stick to artifacts>
Demolion13: Tower worker has reach
MegaDosX: You can block everything else they throw at you
MegaDosX: If you find Shell or Explosion you can clinch it
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They can gain 3 once by activating their mite.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Well, gain 2 + the one from the mine worker.
MegaDosX: Graveyard it
MegaDosX: Unearth it with haste
MegaDosX: Oh,
MegaDosX: That does it too
jellyfish5134: beep
brainbosh: One time no counter
MegaDosX: Now spacebar spacebar
TheWriterAleph: choo choo
LessIsMorii: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown Let's goooooooo
Wolfstrike_NL: math is for blockers
googoltudoris: math is for blockers
CodeIndigo: pew pew pew
fungal_bird: the best counter
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They kept it from resolving. That is sort of like countering.
fungal_bird: I mean, the spell never resolved so...
fungal_bird: !next
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Calaban161: Gloomheaven is one of those games that players rotating might not be a bad idea as it is so big
Nydestroyer: lol this game seems already won
Nydestroyer: monistary mono removal
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Nydestroyer: seems good
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Take your 2 and like it, young man.
jellyfish5134: SMOrc
brainbosh: Nothing to do :(
Mazrae: are they flooding?
korvys: Yeah? It's pretty big
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Bugberry: you can save lands to Mishra's COmmand away.
micalovits: I like dammage with your hand
warboss5: Sounds good to me
korvys: Yeah, that was plenty of value
warboss5: If it gave Trample, it would be WAY better
micalovits: OH right, it gives haste not trample
warboss5: Good ol' Think Twice Bot
micalovits: We can commando and dig site I guess?
Bugberry: two urza's command?
warboss5: Yuck
warboss5: Good gods
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wow. must be nice
Nydestroyer: time to explode face lol
warboss5: Dig on their turn?
Bugberry: you can surveil too
crono3453: Yea
warboss5: Sure
Countjondi: it can
warboss5: You've got enough lands anyway
micalovits: You also just have the mana in lands
drcthulu: yes it can
Carbonmichaels: i love my temporal anchor deck, but i play on mobile and its not a fun time getting cards picked
warboss5: Oh no! My throat! I NEED that!
brainbosh: Explosion kills roc, right?
korvys: You could kill the bird, right?
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catfoo123: heyyy
Nydestroyer: swing all out
korvys: You're putting them dead on board
korvys: So they have to have something
micalovits: Eh, they would blocked bouth and sacced
blip2004: wow so Prime subs end at midnight but don't renew until the exact hour you last activated it
Mazrae: when you said that they had their own roc I thought it you were saying ROCK not the bird I was like what does it matter if they had a rock
Nydestroyer: eh yea
Nydestroyer: maybe the full swing is meh
Wolfstrike_NL: surveil on upkeep?
micalovits: We might want to put a stop on our upkeep to dig site?
warboss5: Yeah, I feel like you're close enough and they don't have lifegain
BloodnBullets: any prowess trigger makes the commando leathal too
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Make sure autotapper uses your powerstones, too.
lackingsanity: how many cards do they have left
3PlayerPolitics: diggy diggy hoole
brainbosh: Draw a non-creature spell they ded
Mazrae: James they are digging?? that's your thing
drcthulu: back to dead
laundreydhull: Their avatar is beginning to look more and more like Kang from what I've seen of him.
MegaDosX: Got there!
TheWriterAleph: Thanks for the stream, James!
drcthulu: okay bye
MegaDosX: !card pox
LRRbot: Pox [BBB] | Sorcery | Each player loses a third of their life, then discards a third of the cards in their hand, then sacrifices a third of the creatures they control, then sacrifices a third of the lands they control. Round up each time.
warboss5: Great run James, great stream!
CodeIndigo: cya james
3PlayerPolitics: thx jams
mugulord: !next
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
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CodeIndigo: it's so weird to see you play a game and not fall in a hole
Mazrae: James did you get your pizza Yesy
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Mazrae: yesterday**
noSmokeFire: one (1)
NarishmaReborn: tiktok, linkedin, etc
warboss5: KILL TEAM!
MegaDosX: Ooh
fungal_bird: Oooh hype
QuantumTwitch: wee
TemporallyAwry: lrrDILLY Hype!
NarishmaReborn: fut!
fungal_bird: Slam Dunk of a week holy crap
MAPBoardgames: Da Bois
Forgebold: :D
RockPusher: Thank you James lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
3PlayerPolitics: byeee
QuantumTwitch: !next
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Molladia: Wow James went offline real quick...
MAPBoardgames: Long game in 5. needed to
Molladia: I saw opponent at 3, then got a phone call. Did he win?
MAPBoardgames: aye
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Calaban161: !next
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Nigouki: look, unpacking that game box take at least 3 hours :V
Juliamon: Beej probably had a biological imperative.
saucemaster5000: Was that one of his cult tenets?
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Nigouki: lrrSIG
Spanked42: mapled6Nom