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QuantumTwitch: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Forgebold: :D
RockPusher: Thank you James lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
3PlayerPolitics: byeee
QuantumTwitch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Adam, Heather, Cori, and Cameron return to Restart their playthrough of Gloomhaven! Game: Gloomhaven) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
Molladia: Wow James went offline real quick...
MAPBoardgames: Long game in 5. needed to
Molladia: I saw opponent at 3, then got a phone call. Did he win?
MAPBoardgames: aye
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Calaban161: !next
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Nigouki: look, unpacking that game box take at least 3 hours :V
Juliamon: Beej probably had a biological imperative.
saucemaster5000: Was that one of his cult tenets?
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG HyperHaste lrrSIG
Nigouki: lrrSIG
Spanked42: mapled6Nom
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SaxPython: lrrSHINE
MAPBoardgames: HyperMayhem HyperHaste lrrSIG lrrSIG
saucemaster5000: I hear they're going for vengeance tonight. Good for them!
QuantumTwitch: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSIG lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: Such a cool intro
TemporallyAwry: Such a good intro PridePog
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Orxolon: heeellloooo heelllooooo
SaxPython: Gneiss!
Spanked42: I would un-ironically watch LRRZZ
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Alas_Babylon: LRRSTUVWXYZ
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Spanked42: ASMR game stream when
Two_Hats: Did Beej get a haircut?
saucemaster5000: only curse cards, them's the brakes
MAPBoardgames: Can we get Cori and Beej to swap on the overlay?
Spanked42: There are two pens inside each of us
TheMerricat: Now this is a pen worthy of a carpenter....
Spanked42: One is red and judgy and the other is blue and official
saucemaster5000: "Hi, we're gonna ovethrow the city guard, canwe get a discount?"
Spades_Slicc: One Gloomhaven always lies and the other always tells the truth
Spanked42: There are two pens inside of you. Get those out, that's not sanitary.
fhorrigan: Have atcha
saucemaster5000: There are 15 pens inside of me I joined a club in 3rd grade
SaxPython: buy the whole shop. #Capitalism
Spanked42: @saucemaster5000 That's impressive. I think there's a subreddit for that.
TheMerricat: Chat, just double checking, despite being a bit gritty and grim Gloomhaven is _NOT_ part of the Warhammer franchise. right? It's it's own universe by a different company.
MAPBoardgames: The Gloomhaven video game allows characters to buy items owned by other characters for half price (resizing fee)
Spanked42: @TheMerricat correct
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fhorrigan: Gloomhaven 40000 is gonna rock
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BusTed: I'll take one.
MAPBoardgames: I'd be down for GH 40k
SaxPython: PogChamp
saucemaster5000: "Gee Jeff, looks like you have something to say. Do you?"
noSmokeFire: reading OP
Alas_Babylon: based Beej
SaxPython: The sacred texts
MAPBoardgames: The best part of legacy games: Opening boxes!
Two_Hats: The Beej update?
Alas_Babylon: "Ke Huy Quan?"
MAPBoardgames: Awww...
Alas_Babylon: Calm down, Preston
Spanked42: IS there a left wing church?
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs NotLikeThis lunarj1Fangs
saucemaster5000: Church doesn't care as long as donations keep coming. Holy Capitalism Kkona
GhostofJeffGoldblum: listen, the undead are just trying to protect their rights.
comrade_cards: gundead
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Spanked42 Unitarian Universalist.
the_one_and_only_kim: @Spades_Slicc Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Two_Hats: seabatClap Money seabatClap
SaxPython: they have fruit snacks FBtouchdown
Molladia: So is Beej a temporary player? Cam will return? Or is this an ongoing change
the_one_and_only_kim: @Spanked42 trhat was meant for
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
saucemaster5000: Someone read the giving tree and said "Fuck that!"
Alas_Babylon: How many students were in Cori's class for the teacher to not explode by having to cut out 200 felt apples
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Mischievous_Catgeist: fire!
saucemaster5000: Yes and
Mischievous_Catgeist: can we start the cult of fire
SaxPython: sounds like a LRL segment
Spades_Slicc: Rain is just nature challenging you to make a hotter fire
pipshardfour: Does your item stack include items you’ve unlocked?
TemporallyAwry: !helm
LRRbot: Summon THE HELM.
Alas_Babylon: Gloomhaven has rules?
SaxPython: #IHaveDoneThis
Alas_Babylon: One day they'll print a Calvinball TTRPG
noSmokeFire: rule 0 of Gloomhaven is that you are playing gloomhaven wrong
Alas_Babylon: fair, fair
Mischievous_Catgeist: but i wanna be friends like cori and heather and wear matching shirts
lamina5432: At no point in a board game do you have to play it according to the rules
Nyxjbm: Remember: there are no mistakes in Gloomhaven, only house rules
saucemaster5000: there is an alternate campaign on the app if you don't wanna spoil
lord_wertornion: I have the Gloomhaven boardgame and have never played it. It has been in my closet for maybe 4 years now
saucemaster5000: you can do whatever you want
Mischievous_Catgeist: games for babys?
RebekahWSD: I will play all my games on easy mode and absolutely no one can stop me
saucemaster5000: screw gloomhaven let's play spelunky
MAPBoardgames: I think Heather might like Dead Cells
TemporallyAwry: It's fun - it's more goofy than hard. You can play it exactly as hard as you want now - DeadCells has great accessibility now.
Brozard: Curse of the Dead Gods is pretty fun, not super great, but fun
RebekahWSD: I have Curse of the Dead Gods on my wishlist still
IttyBittyInfinity: I just discovered gloom haven and it has become my obsession
Alas_Babylon: Curse of the Dead Gods felt like a really good introduction to roguelikes, but I felt like other roguelikes were more interesting than it
Alas_Babylon: It's still got some neat ideas tho
saucemaster5000: yeah it was a good game for like 4 hours
RebekahWSD: My current rogue-whatever has been Undermine
Brozard: You really need to master that counter mechanic, and I don't play enough CotDG to master it
SaxPython: yo Skelly FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: You are seeing the efficacy of your new workforce in action
itira: good eve
RebekahWSD: Meta progression is nice
TheMerricat: So stupid question chat, family shit meant I've missed a bunch of the last sessions, when they said Cam retired his character, is it that he no longer has this time slot open or did the game finally tilt him to the point where it wasn't fun any more?
RebekahWSD: I play a mix of true rogues with no meta, and rogues with the meta, and I have to be in the mindset for no meta cause man they can be terrible sometimes
TheMerricat: Thanks Adam!
RebekahWSD: Cameron is communing with the V O I D
saucemaster5000: he stole my health!
noSmokeFire: for all GH's design faults, having a flexible playgroup is a cool strength of the system
GhostofJeffGoldblum: he's actually TOO healthy and can't slum it with these plebs anymore
BusTed: WutFace
sporkraptor: juicy
RockPusher: Beej. Beej plz.
Brozard: Sometimes people just need time
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
BusTed: Full of so many organs
Kramburger: Please stop praying for Cameron, he's growing too powerful
TheMerricat: Chat please stop praying for Cameron!
TemporallyAwry: lrrBEEJ - - - jlrrNo
TheMerricat: LOL @Kramburger Jynx. :P
saucemaster5000: Fair
SaxPython: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs CurseLit
IttyBittyInfinity: @themerricat I don’t know what happened, but retiring a character is a game mechanic when they accomplish their personal goal
saucemaster5000: Beej only injects
RebekahWSD: I smoked on an...atomizer thing with weed twice, got motion sick, threw up, and went to sleep
Brozard: in his velvet smoking jacket with his velvet waifu pillow
Mischievous_Catgeist: but it would smell nice
sporkraptor: nono, the jacket smokes.
SaxPython: smoke a J...acket
Mischievous_Catgeist: nice hickory smoked jacket
Plasterboard: The jacket does the smoking, thus a Smoking Jacket
RockPusher: Manuka-smoked jacket
HorusFive: The print the cards blurred like that, right
TheMerricat: more blurry
SaxPython: PogChamp
HorusFive: He's gaming! lrrADAM
TheMerricat: I thought it was just that I wasn't wearing my glasses :D
BusTed: Character development.
Brozard: As someone who has worn a nice tuxedo jacket to a Korean BBQ place, a smoked jacket is a good idea
lochnessseammonster: is your character a brave boy like serge?
TheMerricat: @IttyBittyInfinity And forgot to say, thanks! :)
saucemaster5000: adam plays his deck -- ace of spades, two of diamonds.....
blip2004: @TheMerricat Cameron's character achieved its "life goal" which was donating gold to the church so his character retired and he got a new one. A "doctor" lumberjack
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saucemaster5000: Then he needs a LOT of help
sporkraptor: employee turnover
SaxPython: Job Fair FBtouchdown
ShifuDaxiongmao: last visit led to some... re-structuring
korvys: Which is very different from most races, that use legs
sporkraptor: yes
crono3453: You can't hug your children with skeleton arms
noSmokeFire: Augments affect their own attack
sporkraptor: um yes?
IttyBittyInfinity: Yup you get it
LeopardaoSnow: top to bottom, so augment then attack
SaxPython: This ain't a scene//It's an undead arms race
noSmokeFire: Mind's Weakness is busted because it's an Attack 4 *to start*
BusTed: good save, good save
comrade_cards: what scenario level we at?
saucemaster5000: the answer is -- the way you play is the right way as long as it's fun
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Brozard: Belief in the leaf
princess_intell: has adam antagonized chat yet
korvys: You can follow along at home and *not say anything unless they ask*
TheMerricat: @princess_intell Adam actually asked chat for advice! He loves us!
saucemaster5000: Hey my cave is really nice
princess_intell: I just wish my immune system would decide whether or not it's sick yet
saucemaster5000: roadhog incoming
princess_intell: ugh someone put the common cold into a volcano
saucemaster5000: tries to seduce you with your own teddy bear
noSmokeFire: Is Otaku Jeff a muppet?
Brozard: Otaku Rizzo is his brother?
noSmokeFire: :D
saucemaster5000: He's one of Rizzo's cousins yes
princess_intell: does otaku Rizzo make pizza
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Well done, Bones. Consider yourself up for promotion!"
princess_intell: this looks complicated
MAPBoardgames: NOT reading the card means the card is up for interpretation.
LeopardaoSnow: some characters have perks to ignore those penalties from heavy armor
ShifuDaxiongmao: Adam: "But it belonged to my grandfather" .. shopkeeper: "Best I can do is 3 gold coins"
saucemaster5000: Love the cragheart. Big lunk of rock causing havoc
princess_intell: how do people manage to not lose all those tiny game pieces
noSmokeFire: Aggressively pops/locks
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a $15,000 antique Checkpoint mug
Two_Hats: bags, so many bags
lochnessseammonster: infuse leaf! we're in the ball pit now PrideLaugh
princess_intell: oh no not dashcin
saucemaster5000: Nothing happens? It is final fantasy 14!
ShifuDaxiongmao: "We are here to liberate the skeletons inside you!"
princess_intell: what about fishing Kappa
princess_intell: can some
sporkraptor: Skeleton Liberation Society
princess_intell: *can someone tell the common cold to eff off? don't wanna be sick.
saucemaster5000: eff off, cold
princess_intell: thank you
DoctorHutch: anyone getting close to retirement?
saucemaster5000: nowhere near personally
princess_intell: not even close
SweedChef: 7 years. if I play the game right
TheMerricat: So I was today years old when I learned that gneiss is pronounced 'nice'....
TehAmelie: i was thinking, maybe this game will go long enough they have to start rolling for the characters' lifespan
princess_intell: I thought it was "niece"
HorusFive: @TehAmelie Like that "Level Up" sketch?
TehAmelie: i grew up on Gneiss street, it was hard G all the way. but then that's swedish
Spanked42: open the store get on the floor everyone do the dinosaur
princess_intell: will my generation be Bl
noSmokeFire: Real talk, I'm not sure it's possible to complete Adam's retirement quest without some RNG in your favor.
princess_intell: *able to retire? who knows!
TheMerricat: @noSmokeFire what is his quest?
DoctorHutch: we had someone in our group retire at the end of mission 5 and then a pretty long wait before a bunch more did
princess_intell: (freaking phone autocorrect ruining all my freaking jokes)
saucemaster5000: I've only been counting how many times players have said "Beetlejuice"
noSmokeFire: I think you said the name (Perfect Poison), which is enough for those of us in the know
DoctorHutch: you can protect whatever info you want, but it wasn't intended as part of the game that you hide your retirement goals
saucemaster5000: The kid who turns that into the professor is a god
Brozard: How high are your tables, my dude?
lochnessseammonster: 12
BrowneePoints: I just learned the finger method for 9's
princess_intell: I glanced at gloomhaven's rules and holy God this looks complicated
princess_intell: my school went to 12 x 12 fwiw
saucemaster5000: In my age you had to memorize your entire DNA strand while walking five miles in the snow
BrowneePoints: @princess_intell it isn't. it's just a HUGE game
princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 uphill? both ways?
saucemaster5000: with wolves
DoctorHutch: @princess_intell there is a bit of a learning curve but its not much crazier than dnd
princess_intell: does this game come with its own little organizational box?
princess_intell: because a game with this many pieces should
saucemaster5000: I've found gloomhaven a fairly easy game to teach, but it is a LOT to read through
BrowneePoints: this game comes with a 30lb Box @princess_intell
DoctorHutch: not much of one, i bought a 3rd party one
dsavillian: the steam version of gloomhaven is a great way to learn
crono3453: @princess_intell Nope. I ended up buying some plastic tackle box inserts and putting most things in those.
BrowneePoints: but yea the box is "okay" but I highly suggest a secondary organizer
princess_intell: 30lbs?!?!?!? that's like six laptops!!
saucemaster5000: Also there is a smaller box called "jaws of the lion" which teaches the game as you play and is a fantastic first step (also much cheaper)
princess_intell: how long does cleanup take? out of curiosity
CaptainTalon447: @princess_intell Depends on if you have inserts
princess_intell: ah
saucemaster5000: Yeah the box as is for cleanup and packing away is not great
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL While Gloomhaven is probably less complicated then D&D or other RPGs, I think the fact that there isn't a GM or "storyteller" position to guide the game makes it more confusing. Everyone sort of has to know everything
princess_intell: I'm having war flashbacks to my family's copy of the game of life and losing all of the tiny people pieces and cards
Jadaris: we just use a bunch of ziplock sandwich bags for the pieces and it works fine
IttyBittyInfinity: There is a digital version as well
MAPBoardgames: The shambling dead
princess_intell: I just like marveling at how many distinct pieces games can have
sporkraptor: the ambling dead
saucemaster5000: Yeah @LoadingReadyRun is on the money. When I get games like this and actually want friends to play with me, I learn the rules back and front myself and act as a GM for the first couple games, run all the admin etc.
princess_intell: like risk
sporkraptor: the perambulating dead
MAPBoardgames: The shuffling dead?
sporkraptor: the strolling dead
princess_intell: Shaun of the dead
princess_intell: the ambulating dead
Juliamon: I think the game that necessitated the most ziplocs without being a legacy game for my play group is Smallworld
sporkraptor: now I'm imagining power-walking dead
TehAmelie: the rolling sideways dead
Mazrae: thanks Cori now I want to listen to the theme for Dark Wing Duck
princess_intell: @sporkraptor are they wearing fanny packs
saucemaster5000: Omg smallworld. So many races and modifiers...
sporkraptor: @princess_intell and sweatbands, which is extra redundant because they don't have anything to sweat XD
LoadingReadyRun: @Mazrae When there's trouble you call DW!
sporkraptor: corpsies = besties when your friend is dead
saucemaster5000: Karen's burning things again! Moooom!
princess_intell: DW is either a four year old aardvark or an ageless timelord Kappa
Jadaris: little disappointed that beej and adam didn't coordinate their outfits like cori and heather did LUL
MAPBoardgames: Rooftop Karen, bussing shit up!
cmdrelk: Gavin?!
saucemaster5000: "Isaac, you can't just put a flamethrower in the game it's a fantasy-" "Fuck you shoot me."
princess_intell: #blamegavin
MAPBoardgames: o/
saucemaster5000: I was TOLD the tinkerer was bad, and was lied to!
crono3453: What do you have there? "A Flamethrower!"
sporkraptor: I mean, a dragon is basically an animated flamethrower
Simonark: Not even Gavin Verhey. Gavin MacLeod from Love Boat. He wrecks SO many card games.
K_t_Imp000: Tinkerer is not bad, just tricky
BusTed: KAPOW
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mio1223: Super behind on Gloomhaven. Need to watch the vods.
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DudelidouX: It's just one of the hardest of the starting class.
CaptainTalon447: How is Beej doing as a starter character?
K_t_Imp000: @DudelidouX Indeed
princess_intell: if I pay 2U, can I take control of tinkerer?
Simonark: You killed them correctly!
princess_intell: that joke barely makes sense, ignore it
Simonark: I'm more of a subjective meatshield.
sporkraptor: I can't walk but I can roll!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The Stages of Life: Living -> Dead -> Living Corpse -> Dead Corpse
BusTed: Somebody didn't take damage out of their deck.
Mazrae: but Paul what comes after a dead corpse is there a post corpse state?
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IttyBittyInfinity: Doors are so scary
comrade_cards: is this a level 3 scenario? surprised you're not still at level 2
sporkraptor: @Mazrae post corpse = mulch
LeopardaoSnow: tinker pulls flamethrower, guards pull magnums, and the balance is restored
4 raiders from KrendarsAdventures have joined!
saucemaster5000: cleep responsibly
Lysander_salamander: hello, everyone
LoadingReadyRun: @comrade_cards we now have 3 x level 3 characters and 1 x level 2
KrendarsAdventures: krendaGrin
blip2004: thats one of the best ones
sporkraptor: if you've got time for lip you've got time to clip
Lysander_salamander: what song is that?
Simonark: Needs more xylophones.
crono3453: It was very important that he clarified that the bones are their money
comrade_cards: @loadingreadyrun so total party level 11, average party level 2.75, and half of that for scenario level? not trying to rules lawyer but this is hard mode for sure
SaxPython: lrrSHINE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrSHINE
LeopardaoSnow: @LoadingReadyRun missed it earlier did they decide to do this on hard mode. (3x3+2=11/4=2.75/2=1.35 rounds up to level 2 scenarior)
SaxPython: CoolCat
comrade_cards: oh, is it scenario level 2? just seems like a lot of damage
Lysander_salamander: Yeah that's a pretty good song
TheMerricat: Chat, I call upon your sage memory, what was the video game that was like a board game that they played a few months back that was a bit like Gloomhaven? It was designed to be either VR or 'regular' played and Ben got 'schooled' for leaving the party and opening a door where all the monsters were....
RebekahWSD: I remember that happening, but not the game
Juliamon: Demeo
Juliamon: (thanks wiki)
Blakemcm: @TheMerricat Spark in the dark, it was on a lets nope
SaxPython: @Juliamon FBtouchdown
TheMerricat: Thanks Juliamon! :)
Juliamon: Spark in the Dark was the Souls-like, not GH-like
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ralphthellama: o/
SaxPython: KomodoHype
comrade_cards: if the human guard Capitan was in a jar, would your zombie army let them out?
SaxPython: KomodoHype CurseLit KomodoHype
BusTed: Revelations.
MAPBoardgames: 10 episodes in. they read the rules.
noSmokeFire: Training montage where they just read the rulebook seriously
korvys: That's what you get for bringing the business manager in
HorusFive: This game does come down a lot to "can I interpret this rule to my advantage" sometimes
Two_Hats: Sad that the anime is only 12 episodes
noSmokeFire: Cracking open the rulebook like rock lee taking off his weights
saucemaster5000: I hear Game of Thrones finally gets good in the last season
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 OOOOF
MAPBoardgames: It's a game of combat: more time will be spent arguing and fighting over unclear rules than playing the game.
TehAmelie: i thought someone said it "wasn't" D&D
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
MAPBoardgames: Boot to the head!
TehAmelie: hmm, are there grapple rules? that might be the key difference
saucemaster5000: If this was a D&D Spinoff, WotC sure is gonna shut it down or fine it soon enough
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
Getter404: @saucemaster5000 They ARE putting out an RPG system alongside the minis campaign in (March or April), they said it'd be compatible with all the current character classes too
saucemaster5000: lying down and dying is Bravery
SaxPython: Do a sick kickflip into the casket
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
HorusFive: "Guess I'll just die" -Jeff's last words
K_t_Imp000: Oof
saucemaster5000: It's true, page 36 huh
korvys: We're just innocent men
HorusFive: Could you get behind them and push?
noSmokeFire: FEAR my DREAD ARMY! two skeleton
HorusFive: @noSmokeFire Slowly shuffling down the hallway
saucemaster5000: you can attack allies, but you have to say "sorry"
MAPBoardgames: The skeles in this are a lot like the other summons in this game: a burn card for a shitty escort quest.
noSmokeFire: @noSmokeFire fighting over the same spear
HorusFive: Adam will NEVER apologize
TheMerricat: chat, consider.... what is in the next room?
saucemaster5000: Jekserah is on a budget
noSmokeFire: !search
LoadingReadyRun: @TheMerricat who knows! it's a mystery!
saucemaster5000: A big pizza party
LoadingReadyRun: @saucemaster5000 fingers crossed!
Mazrae: sorry sauce master that was last night
sporkraptor: hooray! we brought the pinatas!
Mazrae: anyone remember how much was donated for pizza last night?
SaxPython: Bogo needs food badly
Juliamon: something like 13k bits
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Getter404: Can you take a damage twice?
saucemaster5000: Jeff tossing and turning a lot in his sleep
noSmokeFire: ssh
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
Getter404: Rule 0 hell yea
TheMerricat: 1 and 6, it was Heather pulling Paul. 1 in 1 chance. :P
DoctorHutch: so i didn't learn this until after playing through all of jaws of the lion, but i believe in the offical rules you have to keep the second pick
SaxPython: lol
Getter404: @DoctorHutch The House Rules stuff they added to GH digital shows they're okay with looking the other way
Getter404: See Also: Pooling gold and character-controlled summons
DoctorHutch: @Getter404 made no effort to not saw they shouldn't go for it
saucemaster5000: Isaac Childres has spoken openly a lot about house rules being totally fine, the designer gave permission
lochnessseammonster: maybe this time, we'll be lucky...
Getter404: Still kicking myself for not going in on Crimson Scales... he said, waiting on his Frosthaven shipment
noSmokeFire: Isaac Childres busts down the door with a battering ram
HorusFive: @Cephlopodgames has entered Chat
Mazrae: where is there just something that will just bomb all the enemies
saucemaster5000: so... the only way to TRULY defy the designer is to burn THEIR house down. Checkmat4e
Getter404: "We gained Corpses" is... one way to put it.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:38:55.
korvys: Sister Christian
saucemaster5000: night ranger, sister christian
Getter404: Sister Christian's the song I think? Saucemaster got it.
r3fr4ct0r: Whitesnake
saucemaster5000: no, I'm going with cori's answers
Mazrae: !updog
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Getter404: My parents never got me a pair of Pumps, I still don't know if they actually did anything
saucemaster5000: Moon Boots were banned after sending too many kids to the moon
Juliamon: I think the only 'popular' shoes I ever got were Chucks, because they were cheap
LeopardaoSnow: the small people have abandoned the big people
HorusFive: Adam Savidan- card maverick
SaxPython: heart of the cards in the discard pile
Getter404: Oh no... my anxiety. Time to smoke bomb
saucemaster5000: I remember really wanting The shoes that lit up until a friend got them and I saw all they did
korvys: Yes, Aesop Rock rules
korvys: Adam, It's called My Belly
SaxPython: lrrSIG
HorusFive: Wow- way to No Sell guard
BusTed:
SaxPython: lol
saucemaster5000: It's a really weird fist bump. Like, after the freeze frame he trips and falls
MAPBoardgames: keep the DT
SaxPython: duDudu duDudu duDudu
saucemaster5000: I never figured out a good way to use dirt tornado
SaxPython: lrrHERE lrrHERE
SaxPython: @Adam lol
saucemaster5000: Hot Take the first four Mambos sucked
LeopardaoSnow: no
Getter404: You like Mambos, name 8 of them
saucemaster5000: 1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 ,6, 7 ,8
TehAmelie: i don't even know if mambo is a dance
mugulord: it's like a samba
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Mambo No. 5 was never originally released in the west, so they made 6 3, which really messed things up
TehAmelie: and limbo?
saucemaster5000: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa PrideLaugh seabatClap
saucemaster5000: I still don't know what sophie's choice is
saucemaster5000: yeah, ditto
saucemaster5000: same choice, really
Twilight_Spark: Yes.
crono3453: I choose King Vitaman
SaxPython: Ewe Oatmeal
saucemaster5000: I've got the trix rabbit by the horns
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
TehAmelie: wait a minute, why didn't they name the Cube prequel Plane?
saucemaster5000: there's a gerard butler movie coming out called Plane. Maybe it's like Edwin Abbot's "Flatland"
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Getter404: I'm waiting for the expanded universe sequel, PLANE vs MONEY PLANE
TehAmelie: that's what i thought, but no it's all airplanes and things
saucemaster5000: Oh now we're talking. Bring back Kelsey Grammar
MAPBoardgames: duskvBang
Getter404: scrambled eggs, all over my face... at 50,000 feet
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 I went to see Avatar 2 with my family over the holidays and the Plane movie poster was one of the ones they had up in the hallway. OMG it looks like the most generically bland movie possible. I thought it was a joke poster when I read the title "Plane". I hope Butler got a good house out of the deal....
RockPusher: Get the Geometry Series Box Set with all five movies! Point, Line, Square, Cube, and Tesseract!
TehAmelie: hee maybe they'll make a spinoff to Plane and call it Level
Getter404: Oooh, Disney might sue over that last one
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 PrideLaugh yeah, I mean the man keeps getting paychecks for stuff like that. Good for him.
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie oh god and the sequel is called level 2 and the whole thing goes to shit
TehAmelie: this is almost as silly as the time i dreamed a sequel to Cube 2 called Cube (to the power of) 3: Metacube
saucemaster5000: I'm loving this cinematic universe situation we've Bent time and space over
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Cube 2 is already called Hypercube, so Metacube just makes sense
TehAmelie: the whole world had become part of the cube, war was breaking out, there was something called paradox elementals. . .very involved movie that i dreamed
jacqui_lantern234: on a scale of 1-10, i love you all AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!! <3
TheMerricat: I feel like the Cube franchise is one of those proofs that maybe stopping at one was a good idea...
saucemaster5000: @jacqui_lantern234 no U
TehAmelie: lrrHEART
SaxPython: @jacqui_lantern234 <3 FBtouchdown <3
jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 NO U MOST NO TAKEBACKSIES
Getter404: @TheMerricat How'd that Japanese remake of the first one end up anyway? Heard it had a Kamen Rider in it and everything
Mazrae: how is everyone's day going so far
saucemaster5000: @Getter404 wait... WHAT? Oh boy do I have something to google later
TehAmelie: hello again
Getter404: Yeah, Phillip from Double was the lead.
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
saucemaster5000: One of them has a happy ending. The other is about christmas or something
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cube_(2021_film)
saucemaster5000: thx @TheMerricat
saucemaster5000: jesus, tf is this scenario?
blip2004: they are overthrowing the city of gloomhaven for the merchants
TheMerricat: This hole was made for them chat.
dsavillian: what's the wincon in this scenario?
dsavillian: it can't be to kill everything, right?
saucemaster5000: nah, just the boss
TehAmelie: i'm sure killing everything would "work". . .
TheMerricat: by definition killing everything includes killing the boss....
dsavillian: you cannot give 110%. by definition, 100% is the most anyone can give
RebekahWSD: Oof
dsavillian: thanks chat :)
jacqui_lantern234: oofa AND doofa
MAPBoardgames: nahh. just doofa
LoadingReadyRun: lrrEFF ar out
saucemaster5000: I mean, you can't say Karen and Jeff are cowards
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun i dunno who's on tech tonight, but it doesnt matter cause i love and value you anyways!!!!! <3
saucemaster5000: It could be an inanimate carbon rod one day
Butt0nMshr: paul sus
jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 "inanimate carbon rod" was my nickname in high school Kappa
jacqui_lantern234: also, i like how cori mentioned that i didnt know who was on tech and NOT the important part
jacqui_lantern234: :p
TheMerricat: Does the type of metal they use for real vents even have enough strength not to bend if a full grown human got in them?
TehAmelie: probably not very economical to make them that sturdy
saucemaster5000: of course, your nickname now is "the most lovely chatter in the universe" @jacqui_lantern234
jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 sadly not. its "oh god its her! run!!!"
LoadingReadyRun: @TheMerricat ya real vents are not strong enough and also usually have lots of sharp bare metal surfaces inside
MAPBoardgames: I call @jacqui_lantern234 "the day brightening person with all the love."
RebekahWSD: I'd never want to get into vents, even as a creature small enough to get inside
SaxPython: KAPOW
saucemaster5000: oh my god they've returned!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Two_Hats: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MAPBoardgames: I bet ratswarm doesn't last a whole round.
Juliamon: They've been waiting in the box this whole time
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a $15,000 antique Checkpoint mug
the_one_and_only_kim: this scenario seems really really brutal
saucemaster5000: nah, It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good
MAPBoardgames: this scenario is brutal. I'm not sure rushing to the last room is the right choice. we'll find out.
4 raiders from BrettTricks have joined!
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
MAPBoardgames: 4 more adventurers enter
LoadingReadyRun: @MAPBoardgames *choices* were made
BrettTricks: Hello LRR Crew hope gaming is going great!!
saucemaster5000: welcome raiders!
TehAmelie: it seems progress has been made
MAPBoardgames: Is Adam's plan "get a +1 into a crit"? because it almost worked last time.
saucemaster5000: Bogoddamnit
Kramburger: Carl Bogo becomes the Boom operator
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if you have to ask if you're plus...
SaxPython: The sun's getting real low Carl Bogo
MAPBoardgames: "Stop trying to hit me, and HIT ME!"
MAPBoardgames: Greg stepping on each head
comrade_cards: stomped on their feet as he pushed by them
jacqui_lantern234: LUL cori
saucemaster5000: Oh fuck, this scenario was SPONSORED by applebees! Fuck!
comrade_cards: does your army get better at scenario level 3?
LoadingReadyRun: they do get a little better, yes
MAPBoardgames: technically, yes. but no.
saucemaster5000: I don't know if the skeletons which barely move and hit once in a blue moon getting "better" qualifies as a better army
Getter404: He's goin' infinite!
jamietopples: i had a loop day too :)
korvys: do a flip!
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT ?
Dandinstorm12: hi chat
saucemaster5000: Dennis Quad ftw
Kramburger: The spy's execution in the last starfighter scarred me as a kid
Dandinstorm12: everyday we're shufflin'
Dandinstorm12: uh
saucemaster5000: last starfighter > Ender's Game and I will die on this hill
Dandinstorm12: as a movie?
SaxPython: poof
saucemaster5000: good question.. yes as a movie, yes as a project if we include creators
TheMerricat: Purely based on who was behind each one, The Last Starfighter is better than Enders Game. That being said, till I learned about OSC, Enders Game touched me strongly.
TheMerricat: I just realized Gloomhaven could realistically be played as a solo game, it'd suck, but it's possible... isn't it.
saucemaster5000: fair. Basically I'm willing to tell everyone that Ender's Game ain't worth it if it means even a dent in OSC's estate
saucemaster5000: At least Karen is closer
MAPBoardgames: The foes in the room will run out, through the traps, to get to the non-invisible characters
MAPBoardgames: @TheMerricat My brother played the whole thing like that, running two characters.
TheMerricat: I just realized Beej's mini isn't grey because it's rock, it's grey because he hadn't had a chance to paint it :D
LoadingReadyRun: @TheMerricat both things can be true
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat :D
saucemaster5000: The admin on this mission is a real good argument for the digital version/ the app that got taken away
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 As in they yanked it to replace it with something lesser or as in they just haven't updated it so it's no longer useable?
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 Nevermind I just looked up the story...
saucemaster5000: great, yeah, it sad but it is what it is. I played the game with the app, was great
Dandinstorm12: nice
MAPBoardgames: you can long rest while invisible
RockPusher: Beej! You can't do that on television!
Kramburger: Gneiss Greg as played by Matt Berry
saucemaster5000: oh god, tingle became rock hard
LoadingReadyRun: The game management app was an unofficial thing, but the Gloomhaven folks cracked down when Frosthaven came out. They said they would bring out their own version, but I don't think that has happened yet
Kramburger: Looking forward to the Gloomhaven OGL
saucemaster5000: I think I read it'll come out soon, but not sure. The frosthaven app is out?
TheMerricat: @Kramburger 👿 Kappa
Dandinstorm12: yikes
saucemaster5000: Bogo just really wanted an awesome blossom and doesn't want to share with the party
Dandinstorm12: a gun
Kramburger: BAT!
crono3453: That guy who does Garfield with Matt Berry's voice is a treasure
Kramburger: Matt Berry also toured with the Gorillaz for Fire Coming Out the Monkey's Head recently
saucemaster5000: you can take any line Matt Berry says on "What we do in the Shadows" out of the show and it's the funniest thing you've heard all year
Kramburger: Matt Berry is what would happen if Beej and Andy did the fusion dance
saucemaster5000: Last Unicorn Sequel was dark
Twilight_Spark: My cells rejuvenate frequently, that's why I have a skeleteen!
LoadingReadyRun: The *first* Last Unicorn was dark
sounderfan84: so it has a bone to pick with the guard?
noSmokeFire: ngl, I want to watch the Skeleteens cartoon
TehAmelie: are you a skeleton warrior? you have to say "creeeee" if you're a skeleton warrior (because that's the only sound they make)
saucemaster5000: (still quietly waiting for someone like robert eggers to make a last unicorn movie)
TheMerricat: Since we've opened the cask, chat for those of you who are familiar with Peter S. Beagle's works... does he EVER write something happy?
saucemaster5000: As far as I've read? No. But I'd call Last Unicorn... melancholy?
saucemaster5000: I want a movie called the second to last starfighter
comrade_cards: "boss weapons?!" "right! down! the road!"
TehAmelie: i think theer's already been a comedy book called The Second Last Mohican, there's precedent
iris_of_ether: That Mindtaker lyfe benginO7
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL do you think the last starfighter was the guy that they recruited via videogame?
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LoadingReadyRun: *the first guy that they recruited via videogame?
noSmokeFire: Die-lophone for short
saucemaster5000: Pitch -- the guy they recruited via videogame was a jerk, so they go with the second best, and it's the king of kong guy
MAPBoardgames: Crank it up!
saucemaster5000: let's say he has 2 health left
KWardJenx: There you go Gamer!
sporkraptor: dyin' in a dungeon
silenceaux: unexpected cribbage
comrade_cards: normalize eating magic
TheMerricat: Chat, I just have to say, watching LRR play Gloomhaven and their reactions as the rollercoast rolls on is so fun. :D
crono3453: no beef left skeleton
saucemaster5000: (The quiet truth of this game is it's designed to feel like overwhelming odds and you get to the end with a couple cards and hope you have a chance)
TehAmelie: falling on your own axe has to be the single most embarrassing way for a dwarf to die
sporkraptor: walk backwards into the ocean
gsyhiap: sergeIntoTheSea
saucemaster5000: did anyone check who interviewed Greg?
inconsideratehat: *Hops in* ... Oh it's a Beej!
saucemaster5000: He keeps pulling the flush lever and hoping water comes down like flashdance
gsyhiap: Why wouldn't you back in?
gsyhiap: LUL sorry Adam
saucemaster5000: ride your toilet like you stole it
korvys: Forwards, but invisible
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Kramburger: And a B'det to you too
TheMerricat: lrrWOW
the_one_and_only_kim: as opposed to Lets Nope that starts unhinged and only goes downhill ;)
MAPBoardgames: ^
saucemaster5000: Half of let's nope streams start with one of you falling out of a chair
sporkraptor: D:
sporkraptor: so Kirby is a sponge
korvys: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:25 PM
sporkraptor: sea cucumber
saucemaster5000: does he absorb your enjoyment of bdsm?
comrade_cards: WutFace
MAPBoardgames: Would fisting Kirby that be like when your bubble gum bubble pops?
lochnessseammonster: is kirby a vampire??
mugulord: More like an anemone
couchboyj: Is Kirbys mouth also a cloaca?
crono3453: Starfish are just reverse kirby send tweet
saucemaster5000: @couchboyj other way around
MAPBoardgames: No. Empty hexes
gualdhar: @couchboyj no, its an ostium sans dentata
LoadingReadyRun: "How long does a game a Gloomhave take?" "That depends....."
dsavillian: these rules are freakin' RAW
MAPBoardgames: D&D players do it RAW!
saucemaster5000: DnD players love their homebrew being owned by WotC, according to recent developments
MAPBoardgames: RAW = Rules As Written
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 You know who else is loving the changes to the OGL? Folk who published their own systems completely independent of anything Hasbro owned and licensed them out as OGL so _their_ community could create stuff for _their_ system and now have no effing clue what it means for them.
LeopardaoSnow: no, cause summons go before your turn
saucemaster5000: sorry, let's not get into it here, situation sucks, back to gloomhaven
couchboyj: summons go before you, so no
TheMerricat: "A summon's turn in the initiative order is always directly before the character who summoned it, and is separate from that character's turn. Summons are not controlled by the summoning player, but instead obey automated monster rules, permanently following the ability card “Move+0, Attack+0”"
the777s: Paizo coming in with their Open RPG Creative License, or ORC license. lol
MAPBoardgames: ranged attacks?
TheMerricat: @the777s At least they can still keep the humor going out of it :D
laundreydhull: @saucemaster5000 sounds a bit likeness to Magic: Arena v. Magic: Turn One; Mountain. Ragavan go BRRRRrr LUL LUL LUL
laundreydhull: sorry, I get it. Paper Fight tomorrow. I'll see myself out.
Eklinaar: time to flunge
saucemaster5000: PrideLaugh
MAPBoardgames: hey. 4 damage is 4 damage
sporkraptor: that guy's going to be expectingyou to jump out of a shadow for *weeks*
comrade_cards: so close! good strategy!
MAPBoardgames: Stamina before resting gives you the best returns.
comrade_cards: the ramp up to level 3 is harsh
sporkraptor: cup?
comrade_cards: shrrt
the_one_and_only_kim: is this the Door of Gloomhaven?
KWardJenx: You guys are just mentally torturing this poor Captain. Week after week of assassination attempts.
saucemaster5000: unless you get arrested
TheMerricat: The captain has to keep killing all of you every time. you just have to kill him once.
iris_of_ether: Our crew had one adventure (not this one) where we had to repeat it *3 times* at Normal difficulty D:
lamina5432: Gnight
MAPBoardgames: Not free yet. Now subs.
saucemaster5000: @iris_of_ether Oh boy I had one.... but no spoilers
iris_of_ether: @iris_of_ether *nods* I think it's not spoilery to say we had issues with some sewers :P
saucemaster5000: YES
iris_of_ether: Mozart Bulldozer. Mozer?
TehAmelie: i understand the game scandalizes Mozart so bad he'd probably sue them if he wasn't dead
saucemaster5000: It's a remaster
iris_of_ether: Remaster :)
Trymantha: its a mini remaster, adds a job system
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's different from the original NA release
RockPusher: Can't Hors, Won't Hors
iris_of_ether: Oh NO
MAPBoardgames: #BlameJames?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but is technically a remaster of the original JP version
blip2004: Zodiac Age was the international release that had the updated combat system
blip2004: jobs instead of whatever 12 had
ford_prefect1789: love you all!!
MAPBoardgames: JAK BAX!
SkylerRingtail: Very glad to have Jackbox back
saucemaster5000: which mambo is it?
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
Nigouki: Are they at the bees yet?
Juliamon: That was added the FIRST time you played
RockPusher: unarmeSmugnip
TheMerricat: Heather is a criminal chat, remember this
RockPusher: Serge got Gang Beasted
korvys: And failed 2 QTEs
laundreydhull: rip "New Snerge"
korvys: Should get serge to dress up as a ghost
RockPusher: lrrAWESOME
laundreydhull: I mean, you guys said that the difficulty level was set to 'lethal' so we were gonna see a screened death eventually...
saucemaster5000: Wheeler may have a side scan
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MAPBoardgames: I'm saving my bits for UFW betting
sporkraptor: thanks for stream
korvys: That's just cause he commits to the "Paul, can we get pizza?" bit
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you!