Fruan: Always hype for highlander!
Juliamon: Highlander *AND* PPR guest info!
Fruan: I also just read that Serge gets a preview card for ONE!
theevilslime: Ooooh interesting. Imagine if Serge got a reprint of Hovermyr as his preview
Fruan: We can only hope!
Fruan: Or some compleated riff on it, at least.
laikagoat: fionWiggle fionWiggle
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theevilslime: Oily Hoverlym.
theevilslime: hovermyr*
theevilslime: i can do words good, it definitely isn't 2 am.
F1SHOR: !next
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Fruan: Canlander HYPE
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theamc2000: Go BANS (Ben,Alex,Nelson,Serge)
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ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the absolute fattest internet
Tarbage_Goilets: lrrSIG
benjamin_wheeler: SWAN
BusTed: Huh, did they recently allow everyone to look back an hour at chat?
thraximore: @BusTed yeah, pretty nice feature actually
theamc2000: Swan?
Oneiros96: not to say highlander is bad, but why are they playing this so often in recent times ? DMR draft would have been really nice
Juliamon: BusTed Big if true (and greatly appreciated)
BusTed: Yeah, it was mod-only for a while.
benjamin_wheeler: Serge, wheeler, Alex, nelly
TimIAm: @Oneiros96 You need more folks available to draft. Scheduling 6-8 people can be tough.
Juliamon: Oneiros96 It has to do more with who's available
laundreydhull: Team SWAN
theamc2000: I did BANS , using your first name @benjamin_wheeler
Juliamon: There IS a DMR draft coming soon!
IbunWest: SWAN abatHYPERS
Oneiros96: yeah you are right sry
thraximore: no worries, it was a genuine question
laundreydhull: Or S.W.A.N.: A S.W.A.T. Parody
AugmentingPath: Also, LRR has something of a comparative advantage at producing Canlander content relative to other mtg content creators
Mazrae: yay made it in time
Juliamon: It's a valid question, yeah
theamc2000: Team BANS
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OrangeOwl327: hey everybody!
theamc2000: Is Paul on tech?
CastleOtranto: Good time of day, chat!
Rubber_Ducksauce: critroleBidet
F1SHOR: i iamgine its hard enough wrangling 4 content creators shceduals let alone 6-8 lol im amazed we get any drafts :P
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20SidesToAStory: wooooo
Verrain2: Wooo! Friday Night!
Oneiros96: yeah i know it just felt like we got a lot highlander in the recent time
code1300: Highlander :(
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20SidesToAStory: @Verrain2 wooo sunday afternoon :)
Juliamon: We did just have Highlander two weeks ago
Mazrae: Friday paper fight night, did I get it right?
DarthSmacht: I'm pretty happy with more highlander. Love the content!
da_combat_wombat: Friday Fight Paper Night!
F1SHOR: personally im waiting on the australian highlander content :P
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theamc2000: Highlander
squ3e: I'm happy so loong as they arent the decks featured on North 100 Showdown, cause then its just the same matchups
IbunWest: Hellolander
matthaus_c: @F1SHOR we'd need Kramburger to get hauled up to Victoria
laundreydhull: WHoooo....??
MegaDosX: Is Serge going to double stifle Wheeler again?
HesGotNoPants: #blameserge
laundreydhull: Is It Though lrrWHEELER ?
grgriffin3: I wish I was filling my body with poutine.....
ImprobableSloths: so no judge's tower?
MrSarkhan: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SnowbirdMike: friday nite,best nite
laundreydhull: I mean, one stifle later . . . (...or ago)
OrangeOwl327: @MegaDosX I thin Wheeler will take revenge and double stifle Serge
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
grgriffin3: -ing shuffler!
YeetTheRich_: shufflers rigged
AugmentingPath: Hold ctrl to shuffle manually
matthaus_c: the shuffler is flat!
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sheer_falacy: 2^5!
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BrowneePoints: one of these days we've gotta get Serge to try a Halal Snack Pack
circusofkirkus: Serge is a shuffler truther
cmdrud87: both could be correct, lrrJAMES
MegaDosX: Oh sick!
Juliamon: ooooooh
raulghoulia: Princess?!
Juliamon: aaaaaah
circusofkirkus: GOOD GUESTS
matthaus_c: Princess Weekes! fuck yeah!
LithelyUnshod: Stacked!
BrowneePoints: BECCA
TimIAm: What great guests!
Dog_of_Myth: Those are good guests
Cavemanhar: yo jim
ChaoticObserver: Becca Scott! Wow
laikagoat: ooo becca
BrowneePoints: BECCA FREAKIN SCOTT
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ooooh boy those are good
cmdrud87: that is a good list
carlospolicola: Yooooo this gonna be so goooood
randombillfolds: The man with No Name.
F1SHOR: Becca! that great!
JohnPraw: Great lineup
grgriffin3: I have no idea who any of these people are but I bet they'll be rad!
da_combat_wombat: Omg Becca Scott!!
laundreydhull: Ms. Scott. The only name I recognize here.
virre_: That is a cool guest list
MegaDosX: Those are some hype guests
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squ3e: Now thatas a freaking guest list goddamn
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c *spiderman pointing meme*
t7112: wonderful!
Verrain2: I trust that they are awesome.
JohnPraw: Princess Weekes is great
cmdrud87: and he's on the RC, isn't he?
Dog_of_Myth: @cmdrud87 Yep
AnderKryst: Cheer250 #bits!
lirazel64: Heather
TimIAm: Becca has been on Dropout stuff, and I choose to believe we could reverse that connection to get LRR on there.
code1300: Who Becca Scott
TemporallyAwry: Gotta get that Can-Con in ;p
BrowneePoints: @grgriffin3 Becca did stuff with Geek and Sundry in the early Ceitical Role days, and you might recognize her from a bunch of dnd and magic release streams(she's the red head)
Mattmitchell45: @TimIAm Would love that
cmdrud87: cool, can't wait to see Beej between all those Magic people
SnowbirdMike: wheeler is still in the pledging mode
BrowneePoints: and yes Becca has been on some Dropout stuff now too
theamc2000: Noel Robin Sorenson
Alas_Babylon: Oh hell yeah, been looking forward to seeing this in action
BrowneePoints: Critical Role*
ImprobableSloths: Excited to be going to my first canlander tournament tomorrow!
MagickHat: Unimportant provinces? Yeah, that's fair
goombalax: sti-Fle! Sti-Fle!
sheer_falacy: Always love multiplayer mechanics in single player
Fruan: Aarakocra Sneak, lets goooooooo
micalovits: So no chaos defiler? D:
YeetTheRich_: is the initiative list still running saw in half?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Khasi1596: Esper Blinkitive... look I tried
grgriffin3: @BrowneePoints Having just Googled her, I can conclude that I have seen her somewhere before, but I couldn't tell you exactly what it was lol
sheer_falacy: !card fiddlebender
LRRbot: Oswald Fiddlebender [1W] | Legendary Creature — Gnome Artificer [2/2] | Magical Tinkering — {W}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed artifact's mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
cmdrud87: that is a good keep
MegaDosX: Pod for artifacts
theamc2000: Oswald that endswald
BrowneePoints: Princess Weekes is also an amazing guest
sheer_falacy: Pod with summoning sickness is still Pod
Gaz_L: oh, heck, i'm late, am i getting it right that the guests for the PPR are Becca Scott and Princess Weekes?
SnowbirdMike: oswald shot kennedy
MegaDosX: @Gaz_L And Jim Lapage
BrowneePoints: yep and Jim from spike feeders
laundreydhull: its kind of ridiculous in Arena Brawl,... that gnome.
Verrain2: @theamc2000 Is that you Colin Mochrie?
LRRbot: Glasspool Mimic [2U] (back: Glasspool Shore) | Creature — Shapeshifter Rogue [0/0] | You may have Glasspool Mimic enter the battlefield as a copy of a creature you control, except it's a Shapeshifter Rogue in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: Glasspool Shore (front: Glasspool Mimic) | Land | Glasspool Shore enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
Alas_Babylon: Oswald Fiddlebender, aka "We put Paradox Engine into the command zone"
LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Sphere: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
grgriffin3: That's like the opposite of a new card
AugmentingPath: Is invasion not a new set?
A_Dub888: New card (for this game)
goombalax: "The glass pool would have had to been legendary
robaphone251: that's one of those retro artifacts from the new set right?
LRRbot: Aminatou, the Fateshifter [WUB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Aminatou [3] | [+1]: Draw a card, then put a card from your hand on top of your library. / [−1]: Exile another target permanent you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control. / [−6]: Choose left or right. Each player gains control of all nonland permanents other than Aminatou, the Fateshifter controlled by the next player in the chosen direction. / Aminatou, the Fateshifter can be your commander.
AugmentingPath: things move so fast these days
MegaDosX: Oh sick Aminatou
sheer_falacy: Can't wait for Apocalypse with these newfangled enemy color combinations
cmdrud87: yaas
BrowneePoints: ah mee nah too
Alas_Babylon: @AugmentingPath I can't wait for the new Scars of Mirrodin set to come out!
laundreydhull: @Alas_Babylon Yea, that's probably why I don't appreciate seeing Oswald popping off.
djalternative: and she's now Serge's commander as he didn't have one before
MegaDosX: Who would ever use that -6 in 1vs1? benginLul
theamc2000: -6 is musical chairs
robaphone251: it's a fun commander for esper control
midnightcurryjazz: !deck
sheer_falacy: Trading with your opponent seems like it could be good
robaphone251: ever blink out of time every turn?
AugmentingPath: @Alas_Babylon I hope it has fastlands in it
Alas_Babylon: I feel like you'd never use her ultimate in 1v1, her +1 and -1 are just so good on their own
cmdrud87: Finally a collector Serge can play Kitchen finks in Kappa
LRRbot: Oswald Fiddlebender [1W] | Legendary Creature — Gnome Artificer [2/2] | Magical Tinkering — {W}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed artifact's mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
micalovits: The -6 can be fine, if you just cast a boardclear then you just get to steal your opponents things that they play
BirkaBirkowski: No, my fiddle! You bent it!
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh ... better than Esper Aggro, you never see that coming.
matthaus_c: everyone knows the only archetype that shakes hands with fun is U Moon
Dumori: Finally together at last.
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
drcthulu: Fun is a subjective term
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thraximore: fun is a zero-sum game umbraSmile
paronomasiac042: fun is zero-sum
Alas_Babylon: @TemporallyAwry I have a Zur deck in Historic Brawl with a lot of low cost enchantment creatures, it's surprisingly medium+
Rubber_Ducksauce: if your opponents have 0 fun, that must mean you get all the fun.
laundreydhull: Respectable, lrrSERGE
cmdrud87: aminatou also works super well in Esper Miracles, just for the record
A_Dub888: Ben Wheeler: Nothing without his eggs
Alas_Babylon: Aminatou just works really well in Esper Magic cards
Robot_Bones: If you're nothing with out your eggs you shouldn't have them
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
matthaus_c: it's time
Alas_Babylon: Here we go
thraximore: umbral4Suffer
micalovits: Man, I hate that orx
Dog_of_Myth: And so it begins
sheer_falacy: Esper Initiativelss Blink
micalovits: orc
Fruan: They're professionals!
cmdrud87: I mean, they probably have them in the moon base
YeetTheRich_: just get something from the prop room
djalternative: or, hear me out, you should've warned paul before the game so he could load it in
Rubber_Ducksauce: grab the undercity as well
Ilyusion: We'll be right back
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
AugmentingPath: can't stifle from the next room over #protips
YeetTheRich_: oh no serge fell into the tokens box
sheer_falacy: I wonder when they'll come out with Quadromes
squ3e: Remember chat, if your opponent is going to stifle you, activate Ashnods Coupon so they have to leave the room first!
Gaz_L: Princess will be great for the PPR, her appearance on Prof's Shuffle Up & Play with Tappy was great fun
Alas_Babylon: When they go mad
Alas_Babylon: Also anyone named Princess is just living on another level
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AugmentingPath: stupid special actions that don't use the stack
robaphone251: @AugmentingPath morph cowers in fear
Gaz_L: they spent half the ep dunking on Prof (good naturedly) and half being charmed by how earnestly hyped he was for the deck he was playing
BirkaBirkowski: What's a Toque and why is it -ening
DoctorHoneyDew: Just in time!
Alas_Babylon: @BirkaBirkowski A beanie!
AugmentingPath: robaphone251 companions know what they did
thraximore: legacy.
BrowneePoints: but yea for folks wondering in Chat, Aminatou is Guinean for Amina(Senegalese is Aminata) and is most closely said as Ah-mee-nah-too(or toh with a glottal stop like japanese)
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Oswald Fiddlebender [1W] | Legendary Creature — Gnome Artificer [2/2] | Magical Tinkering — {W}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed artifact's mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
micalovits: Its almost like monowhite initative is 25-30% of the legacy format atm
thraximore: my favorite nightmare cat
Fruan: These decks so far just feel like a sampler pack of Mistake Mechanics, and I love it.
BrowneePoints: I just think being accurate with non Western European names is important in being respectful
thraximore: @micalovits couldn't be umbraThink
Alas_Babylon: You don't wanna give Lurrus two counters?
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
SnowbirdMike: serge got lost
Fruan: Oop! Another one!
paronomasiac042: white in legacy? i don't believe it
grgriffin3: Extremely cool line IMO
asthanius: The cool line was "cast my creature and activate my planeswalker"
SwarlonBrando: please clap
Rubber_Ducksauce: So Fun!
Ilyusion: *clap*
Cavemanhar: benginChamp
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
Alas_Babylon: Kappa //
RunningMonkeys: Clap
TetraRay: everyone is having "fun"
Uncle_Francis: clap clap clap
shea_wolfe: clap clap clap
robaphone251: seabatClap seabatClap
sheer_falacy: the only way it could have been cooler was if you evoked and then instant flickered
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
drcthulu: cool line
Timagio: Kappa //
ipoddodd: I know I'm clapping
thraximore: ckao
FenrisSchafer: sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP
thraximore: clap*
grgriffin3: I am slapping my meat-hands together to make noise
SwarlonBrando: clap clap clap
cmdrud87: Wheeler, you know the answer is "no"
Timagio: Fothermuckers.
McGurganatorZX: seabatClap seabatClap
SnowbirdMike: it was good
t7112: did Serge play muckdrubber?
freshmaker__: go muck yourself
DoctorHoneyDew: wheelerOok good one Serge wheelerOok wheelerOok
robaphone251: unfortunately you can't stifle the migraine trigger... doesn't use the stack
Gaz_L: "volcanic island, go"
Alas_Babylon: oofa + doofa
sheer_falacy: awww, that's too bad
SnowbirdMike: yay. more more more
Ilyusion: That was a cool line
LRRbot: Ravenloft Adventurer [3B] | Creature — Human Rogue Assassin [3/4] | When Ravenloft Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. / Whenever Ravenloft Adventurer attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.
Easilycrazyhat: Spooky Scary Sub-eton
YeetTheRich_: what a cool mechanic
Alas_Babylon: Cool and good game
paronomasiac042: cool technology
nic_nax96: so glad i bought at least 1 of the playable initiative cards a month ago
Cavemanhar: intiative very broken mechanic in 1v1
sheer_falacy: I mean, we saw the keep, it was not a billion lands
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Easilycrazyhat: Well I messed that right up XD
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Timagio: Shame! Shame! Shame!
matthaus_c: 4 lands is kind of like a billion
drcthulu: it's the second number also referred to as toughness
YeetTheRich_: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
sheer_falacy: Is initiative more or less strong than monarchy?
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
Spades_Slicc: Jitte incoming?
Alas_Babylon: @sheer_falacy *way* stronger
BrowneePoints: im gonna have to check and see if my CLB box had some of the good initiative cards
Timagio: That's a very expensive card, did he pay 1,000 dollars for the packs it came from?
Alas_Babylon: Or at least, it's way more exploitable in a 1v1 scenario
matthaus_c: @sheer_falacy absolutely more, and not just because the bodies on the creatures are better
paronomasiac042: crack us?
frunkyman: toquening?
micalovits: Yes
BirkaBirkowski: @frunkyman Apparently it's a kind of hat
Robot_Bones: Its just 3 turns what could it cost?
robaphone251: well the construct's will already be 4/4s\
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The Toquening is like the Quickening, but Canadian
BirkaBirkowski: something is hattening
NotCainNorAbel: button #2 idea: how bad can it get
teammanfred: And with more hats.
SnowbirdMike: hmmmmm
sheer_falacy: Mox or Aether spellbomb, which is a better magic card
LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Draw a card.
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Timagio: Can Serge give his opponent a citation for slow play?
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Furnace: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
Gaz_L: @LoadingReadyRun and Highlander also had a Gathering. Wait... is that the same Gathering as MTG?
AugmentingPath: what if relic of progenitus was extemely annoying
LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran of the Third Path enters the battlefield, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
sheer_falacy: in formats with no cards that affect graveyard order do you still have to keep your graveyard in order?
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AugmentingPath: sheer_falacy no
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Subtlety [2UU] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Flash / Flying / When Subtlety enters the battlefield, choose up to one target creature spell or planeswalker spell. Its owner puts it on the top or bottom of their library. / Evoke—Exile a blue card from your hand.
TemporallyAwry: Huh, what would you call "mill, but the bottom card"
SnowbirdMike: yikes
cmdrud87: no, but make sure to validate that, especially in legacy formats
RoastedGravy: Subtlety is lost
asthanius: That's Mrs. Mylanddrop to you
thraximore: wait what did serge do with it?
micalovits: Did... did serge put that on the bottom instead of exiling it?
thraximore: I think so
mick_myage: serge put sub on bottom
Timagio: @thraximore Bounced Urza to the top
WiJohn: He did
dpj2009: lsvRekt
Alas_Babylon: !card Phyrexian Furnace
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Furnace: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
AugmentingPath: cmdrud87 legacy has graveyard order cards, so you have to keep it in order all the time, otherwise you'd have to exchange decklists or sth
Timagio: Oh that
RoastedGravy: LUL
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Pithing Needle [1] | Artifact | As Pithing Needle enters the battlefield, choose a card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Timagio: LUL
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
SnowbirdMike: nothing scary
Fruan: They should print a card that cares about the order things were exiled in. (they should not do this)
TetraRay: a very nice hand
Cavemanhar: thats a nice clique serge
cmdrud87: @AugmentingPath exactly, that's why I said verify, ala change decklists, or ask (and I am counting EDH as a legacy format in this context, where it is okay to aks)
LoadingReadyRun: I believe that is one of the differences in Modern format. The Modern cutoff is after they stopped printing graveyard order matters cards so anything > Modern you can reorder
Timagio: Wheeler be like "how shall I dunk on my opponent today?"
AugmentingPath: cmdrud87 ah, sure
sheer_falacy: print a card that exiles the leftmost card in your opponent's hand and make everyone sad forever
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
Rogue_07: Good evening all! Thanks for being here and keeping me company as I grind out the last of the lesson plans I have to write
SnowbirdMike: shocking
RoastedGravy: They should just errata the graveyard-order-matters cards so that the graveyard being kept in a certain order is on the card.
RoastedGravy: imo
Robot_Bones: And a highway
dpj2009: 2 uw decks! this is my Magic heaven
sheer_falacy: do you want people reordering their graveyard in response to a spell being cast
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Furnace: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
raulghoulia: life is a highway that's why it's called the present
Timagio: It's also a piece of sh**, when you look at it.
AugmentingPath: RoastedGravy that would allow you to stack your graveyard favorably before casting your order matters spell, which is not so good
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Urza's Bauble: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
TemporallyAwry: Ooh, playing Urza's too - love that card.
LRRbot: Aarakocra Sneak [3U] | Creature — Bird Rogue [1/4] | Flying / When Aarakocra Sneak enters the battlefield, you take the initiative.
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
YeetTheRich_: cool draft common
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
Fruan: Aarakocra Sneak in the best terrible card I've ever seen.
sheer_falacy: does Serge technically get to know which card Wheeler got to look at (for non RELalxed events)?
LRRbot: Hama Pashar, Ruin Seeker [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | Room abilities of dungeons you own trigger an additional time.
SnowbirdMike: killing with commons makes me happy
AugmentingPath: Urza's bauble templated to avoid out-of-bounds errors
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LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Fruan: @sheer_falacy Yes
micalovits: Initiative + hama sounds disgusting
LRRbot: Pithing Needle [1] | Artifact | As Pithing Needle enters the battlefield, choose a card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
AkiraBalance27: what was the first revealed card?
TemporallyAwry: Urza's Bauble into Cabal Therapy is still one of my all time "how dare you" moments PrideLaugh
AkiraBalance27: oh sneak
Timagio: Good ol' t3feri
LRRbot: Fetid Heath | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {W/B}, {T}: Add {W}{W}, {W}{B}, or {B}{B}.
matthaus_c: ooh, no Kaya, interesting
frunkyman: !decklists
multeyemeteor: first consonant is an "m"... Aminatou... she's not part of the Animaniacs, Serge
matthaus_c: @frunkyman Serge's list: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/3KkR1UffPEygzTfVIUqRuQ
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
Gooseblast: LUL
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
YeetTheRich_: the ol razzle dazzle
frunkyman: @matthaus_c <3 ty
MegaDosX: That's why you gotta be careful when you bluff
LRRbot: Priest of Ancient Lore [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [2/1] | When Priest of Ancient Lore enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
MegaDosX: They might just call it
tapingurmomtv: LETS GOO NERDS
matthaus_c: @frunkyman no problem! also Wheeler's in case you want it too :p https://www.moxfield.com/decks/6gRJSqli50Cg6HrTDoay6g
mugulord: I saw the toot and came running
MegaDosX: Oh right Rebound is your upkeep
mugulord: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:49.
lackingsanity: now there's a draft common! thats my kind of magic
CompleatedPinkie: What is that signed land on Ben's side? Karakas? Despite squinting, I can't make out the name.
sheer_falacy: That priest is pretty good but it would be better if you had 6 of them
Fruan: Oh I don't like putting ephemerate on top of the library as a rebound reminder. Nope, don't like that AT ALL.
A_Dub888: Serge "Mindgames" Yager
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When Experimental Synthesizer enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Experimental Synthesizer: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
multeyemeteor: @CompleatedPinkie Karakas
MegaDosX: Oh neat
matthaus_c: @CompleatedPinkie that is Karakas
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CompleatedPinkie: Thanks. Wanted to make sure.
MegaDosX: Lowkey like the Synthesizer
matthaus_c: Synth rules in Welder. great to feed to a Thopter Foundry
tapingurmomtv: whats this bot that tells cards/
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
sheer_falacy: White really needed rec sage, clearly
psychoman67: potentially dumb question - this is my first exposure to "canadian highlander", what are the best resources around it? It seems really really cool!
MegaDosX: Turns out being able to flicker a Rec Sage against an artifacts deck is pretty useful :p
Juliamon: !explain cardreader
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LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Juliamon: !canlander
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MegaDosX: That turns off Rebound doesn't it?
psychoman67: @Juliamon TY!
LRRbot: Voltage Surge [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. / Voltage Surge deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell's additional cost was paid, Voltage Surge deals 4 damage instead.
polarbearcavejew: Is there a reason Ben didn't gain a life this turn?
polarbearcavejew: he had 3 artifacts on his upkeep
asthanius: soorge?
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
Timagio: Scerge
micalovits: Monke!
Gaz_L: ook
robaphone251: dash the monke!
lackingsanity: sorge
cmdrud87: sarge
Timagio: That goddamn MONKE
matthaus_c: rock the casbah, dash the monke
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Urza's Bauble: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
sheer_falacy: "May cast" so the land can probably go to Serge's exile
SnowbirdMike: sorry wheeler. to many permanents in play.
AugmentingPath: bauble you xyz
theamc2000: Soorge
LRRbot: Hama Pashar, Ruin Seeker [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | Room abilities of dungeons you own trigger an additional time.
Rubber_Ducksauce: therge
Gaz_L: oh boy, Hama Pashar
MegaDosX: But can't
MegaDosX: Teferi
YeetTheRich_: oh wow
asthanius: Rebound is also a may
asthanius: Isn't it?
WiJohn: Soorge
freshmaker__: *chillis voice* I need my bauble back bauble back bauble back
matthaus_c: T3feri is such a pissbaby
MegaDosX: But it goes into exile if you don't
MegaDosX: So same thing happens
Gaz_L: (so many people on Arena underestimate her until it's too late when i play Initiative)
Fruan: @asthanius I believe so, yeah
Timagio: Game 3?
lackingsanity: dark ritual, farewell?
Rogue_07: Ben, I read your deck title as "Jeskai Wheeler"
Gaz_L: er, dungeons, i mean
MegaDosX: @Gaz_L Fortunately Initiative isn't in Arena :p
matthaus_c: -yet-
LRRbot: Aarakocra Sneak [3U] | Creature — Bird Rogue [1/4] | Flying / When Aarakocra Sneak enters the battlefield, you take the initiative.
AugmentingPath: @Rogue_07 That's right, Benjamin Welder playing Jeskai Wheeler
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c You quiet yourself there, don't let the devs hear you
sheer_falacy: Vendilion Clique really doesn't sound like a Legendary card name
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX just wait until they decide to build a Historic Anthology around it
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
Rogue_07: @AugmentingPath I assumed that it was simply the most Wheeler deck imaginable
cmdrud87: @sheer_falacy Neither does Questing Beast or Lithoform Engine
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c If that happens I'm going to blame you
LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Draw a card.
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MegaDosX: I think you take that trade any day
MegaDosX: Lurrus is such a huge problem
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX at least there won't be Moxen, Mana Vault, and Ancient Tomb Mana!
YeetTheRich_: should have doubled down on the bluff
cmdrud87: Lurrus is muts kill
multeyemeteor: What MegaDos said
BOTGrant: L A Y E R S
MegaDosX: That was a layered interaction in terms of thought processes
Timagio: Truly, this was an example of the Tactics Ogre.
Timagio: Layers upon layers.
matthaus_c: two really fresh decks trying to decide Who's The Beatdown
sheer_falacy: Imagine game designers thinking starting every game with Lurrus as a starting additional card in your hand was a good idea
dpj2009: 2 uw decks is so cool!
BOTGrant: It was literally the Vincini "Land war in Asia" scene from Princess Bride.
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YeetTheRich_: hovermyr is great at getting the initiative Kappa
Rubber_Ducksauce: initiative and Hover Myr
multeyemeteor: Esper Late Night Bender Not Authentic Pizza Order
Juliamon: Difference in card-owning philosophy
asthanius: Yes
citizen_pain: !card cloudshift
LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
MegaDosX: Cloudshift has no restrictions
multeyemeteor: is this a new horse = big dog question?
Rogue_07: Undying Evil is from Dark Ascension
cmdrud87: Hover Myr is probably legitomately playable in this as #99 or 100
sheer_falacy: !card undying evil
LRRbot: Undying Evil [B] | Instant | Target creature gains undying until end of turn.
J3573R_us: It has an Angel in the Picture ;p (Avacyn)
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
micalovits: !card hover myr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
drcthulu: aged crap if you will
F1SHOR: poor serge getting bullied
mugulord: LUL
circusofkirkus: Serge has finely filtered out the good cards to remove
malexus101: the famous "it's not what I am saying, just what I am implying"
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Sphere: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
YeetTheRich_: this is fine :)
Timagio: Hey, as long as we don't hit the Mull to 4 Wheeler's good
code1300: Surge need the draft chaf from paper Friday nights lol
SnowbirdMike: sorry. wrong art
Fruan: This is filthy
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
cmdrud87: I was waiting fir the windfall
dpj2009: Wheeler would t1 ponder float a blue Kappa
Robot_Bones: Love the HP masters Edition Mox
definenull: canadian: highlander
robaphone251: assuming these are triple mox decks, but did you go over the points?
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When Goblin Engineer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Seachrome Coast | Land | Seachrome Coast enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Plateau | Land — Mountain Plains |
AugmentingPath: also in plateau
SnowbirdMike: just hope and by god?
J3573R_us: This bot is fantastic. Is it reading off the camera?
sheer_falacy: Yes, it reads the card art
Juliamon: Yup!
thraximore: @J3573R_us there's a camera above the table, yeah
robaphone251: thats a sableye
asthanius: sableye of the mirror-breaker
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
sheer_falacy: I like the two equivalent mode choices there
TetraRay: that goblin had a family
RealGamerCow: I read that manga
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When Experimental Synthesizer enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Experimental Synthesizer: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
offbeatwitch: experimental synth is SO good
definenull: !card lulu
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
offbeatwitch: one of my fav cards
AugmentingPath: uuu for lulu
Timagio: Oh My Goblin, but to the tune of Oh My Darlin
MegaDosX: Forever surely didn't last long, huh?
Gaz_L: Fable is just gross "y'know what would make Kiki-jiki ok? if we stuck a Faithless Looting and a treasure generator to it"
MrSarkhan: Serge No
mugulord: :D
YeetTheRich_: jlrrNo
citizen_pain: bruh
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
matthaus_c: good joke Serge <3
LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Sphere: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
MegaDosX: That was a cool turn
robaphone251: @Gaz_L and easy to splash
Alas_Babylon: (see's my graveyard) UwU what's this?
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When Grief enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
asthanius: good grief
cmdrud87: good grief
sheer_falacy: Kiki costing 1 is pretty relevant though
Timagio: good gried
mugulord: Serge casts the last 4 years of my life
Alas_Babylon: (Arena Saga flipping noise)
MegaDosX: The Reflection!
micalovits: And he doesn't just play what the goblin entombs
Fruan: Can you imagine how broken it would be if you could start the game with Lurus available to cast? Crazy, right.
SnowbirdMike: lurrus. its only a rare
thraximore: wheelerDroopy
multeyemeteor: "Woe is me"
LRRbot: Academy Ruins | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{U}, {T}: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.
MegaDosX: No, that's Solemn Simulacrum
citizen_pain: @Fruan might be balanced with some ridiculous deck restriction?
AugmentingPath: I wish they had flavor text instead of the part that says "evoke", yeah
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When Goblin Engineer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: Draw a card.
Fruan: @Fruan As long as it was something heftier than "only play good cards"
micalovits: Didn't you allready play the goblin from the yard?
restokiki: you can't
asthanius: You already used Lurrus this turn
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / [−1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / [−2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
IntegralHamster: already lurrused
restokiki: you cast the engineer
cmdrud87: yikes
samu_btdp1985: lurrus once per turn
SnowbirdMike: karn.. thats not an egg!!!!!
Timagio: JUDGE!
Gaz_L: @sheer_falacy less of an issue if you have fast mana like the moxen, like here
citizen_pain: JUDGE
AugmentingPath: Wheeler is playing Alchemy Lurrus, where it's buffed to twice a turn Kappa
Timagio: Man, this judge at the table is really lenient.
Rogue_07: Don't put that evil into the world, Path.
MajorFrostbyte: Lorge Bobot
AugmentingPath: @Rogue_07 Kappa wards off all evil, we're fine. Probably
drcthulu: Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality
MegaDosX: He learned the lesson
AkiraBalance27: @AugmentingPath also cmc 3 or less now
SnowbirdMike: Karn,,,thats not an egg?? (this is an echo)
TetraRay: can't fool a serge twice
eye_h_bar: Singing is great
AugmentingPath: @AugmentingPath When do you start at R&D?
Rogue_07: @AugmentingPath but can it ward off Snerge?
sheer_falacy: !card look at me I'm r
LRRbot: Look at Me, I'm R&D [2W] | Enchantment | As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number. / All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHands
SnowbirdMike: Serge, just kill the lights in the studio. We wont remember where the cards are on the table.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Solitude (because it killed everyone else)
JRandomHacker: I love these highlander nights for how much mutual-gamestate-discussion goes on
thraximore: Solitude (derogatory)
frunkyman: lol
robaphone251: engines off line.. now it's just threats
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LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: Draw a card.
SnowbirdMike: @JRandomHacker yes yes
MegaDosX: One is summon sick
MegaDosX: Only taking twelve
n3ther: just 12 damage
cmdrud87: no, you're "only" taking 12
LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran of the Third Path enters the battlefield, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
matthaus_c: clutch!
sheer_falacy: could also just play spellbomb and get the karnstructs up to 7 each
sheer_falacy: or no Loran reduces
MegaDosX: Yeah Loran would have made them smaller
definenull: I mean your two discards spells sorta whiffed so
MegaDosX: And yeah making Wheeler discard with a Lurrus online was less great
TetraRay: and the "I'm up one game" curse comes true
SnowbirdMike: too many times
drcthulu: pay two mana to time walk your opponent
code1300: Could have used it for fried
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micalovits: Yes, I have played against counter ballance
sheer_falacy: It's more of a 2 mana Git probe (and forget to draw)
cmdrud87: congratulations homie, you just time walked yourself Kappa
cheshire_creeper: I hope that Crack a Pack comes back
paulthemapguy: Why do all the programs on LRR have the most clever names
sheer_falacy: they're good at their jobs
matthaus_c: because they're named by a bunch of nerds :p
cheshire_creeper: What song is this
cheshire_creeper: It's really groovin
sheer_falacy: FFXII? Huh, that'll be interesting
20SidesToAStory: @cheshire_creeper "gront is a muppet"
paulthemapguy: It's a good town, gront
TheWriterAleph: mmmm dooonuuut
matthaus_c: who's Krispy and who's Kreme
definenull: donuts are traps. delicious traps
micalovits: Donut stream, whoo!
paulthemapguy: Alex is now contractually obligated to kick something off a wall
DoodlestheGreat: Having tried them both, I'd take Tim Hortons over Krispy Kreme.
definenull: Road quest 2: donut
marxmarksman: Nelly and Alex are Harold andKumar for the 21st century.
Timagio: One by one hurrah, hurrah
Dog_of_Myth: Winner pays for donuts
FixTheJames: I've driven further for less of a reward. Do it Nelson.
LRRbot: Dread Wanderer [B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [2/1] | Dread Wanderer enters the battlefield tapped. / {2}{B}: Return Dread Wanderer from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you have one or fewer cards in hand.
BrowneePoints: Fresh Hot Krispy Kremes are euphoric
paulthemapguy: Krimby Kreebs
gsyhiap: I'm imagining you going for donuts, and then playing Canlander on the ferry on the way
LRRbot: Gaddock Teeg [GW] | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Advisor [2/2] | Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. / Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.
BrowneePoints: Krispy kremes are always dece, but fresh hot ones FROM the bakery? unparalleled
NotCainNorAbel: Krispy Kreme has great marketing and sort of like MDs fries are pretty good. After that they are okay at best.
cmdrud87: x-sanguinate?
SnowbirdMike: fatigue.... thats what i heard
AugmentingPath: get wrecked meathook massacre
thraximore: huh, good point
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
BrowneePoints: look good old Nien Nunb
steelfox13: I gained so much weight working at Krispy Kreme
BrowneePoints: like*
sheer_falacy: when heckbent
LRRbot: Drana, Liberator of Malakir [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Ally [2/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Drana, Liberator of Malakir deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature you control.
eye_h_bar: Drana >>>
LRRbot: Shizo, Death's Storehouse | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / {B}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn.
LRRbot: Treetop Village | Land | Treetop Village enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}: Treetop Village becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land.
LRRbot: Outland Liberator [1G] (back: Frenzied Trapbreaker) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Outland Liberator: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / Daybound
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micalovits: Hey look, its day!
citizen_pain: !card frenzied trapbreaker
LRRbot: Frenzied Trapbreaker (front: Outland Liberator) | Creature — Werewolf [3/3] | {1}, Sacrifice Frenzied Trapbreaker: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / Whenever Frenzied Trapbreaker attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls. / Nightbound
BrowneePoints: Equinox frame
derekg77: meathook massacre makes me think of the movie midnight meat train
LRRbot: Castle Locthwain | Land | Castle Locthwain enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp. / {T}: Add {B}. / {1}{B}{B}, {T}: Draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
sheer_falacy: it's also now day?
Cavemanhar: love that art for outland liberator
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
BrowneePoints: I think it was called the Equinox frame
thraximore: oh YEAH
cmdrud87: noice!
MegaDosX: Whoof
eye_h_bar: Drana and Kalitas! Is this OGW standard?
MegaDosX: Curving Drana into Kalitas is quite a thing
Jovh11: Wow this is some 2016 flashbacks baby
sovietarchaeomancer: Turn five Anowan?
matthaus_c: Dread Wanderer learned to Planeswalk
freshmaker__: I think I would play Mono Black Aggro if I played canlander. I love my Yahenni commander deck.
definenull: something something boomer magic?
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Pintyhet: Day night overley?
betazed15: Oh God, Alex...run away!
Pharmacistjudge: do we have the day/night overlay handy?
cmdrud87: no soffi?
micalovits: The other sword that shuts down nelsons deck
definenull: g tay is p good
sheer_falacy: Some day someone on FNPF will actually put 30 mana into Dark Depths
LoadingReadyRun: With the closest being in Vancouver, I've never had *fresh* Krispy Kreme. They were tasty, but didn't quite live up to the hype, but I assume that is because of the delay
MegaDosX: Also Drana hits first and Kalitas hits harder with lifelink
BrowneePoints: Ey I was right! It's called the Equinox Frame
LRRbot: Crawling Barrens | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Crawling Barrens. Then you may have it become a 0/0 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
BrowneePoints: that's valid Paul
LRRbot: Rotting Regisaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Dinosaur [7/6] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.
MegaDosX: Reggie!
Dog_of_Myth: Reggie!!
SnowbirdMike: reggieeeeeee
definenull: reggie!
eye_h_bar: Nelson's deck is gas
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
Pharmacistjudge: is your body ready?
Timagio: Our bodies are Reggie.
BrowneePoints: delayed krispy kremes ate decent, but fresh still hot Krispy Kremes are next level
Uncle_Francis: Dinosaur goes BWAAAA
BrowneePoints: are*
TeamDarkBeginning: Nelly is not here to mess around good lord
AugmentingPath: today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna pass it back to you
MegaDosX: "Already replaced lmao" - Nelson, probably
MegaDosX: That's a meaty swing
ShaneLeeAtk: Fresh KK is doughnut cotton candy
MegaDosX: !card kalitas
LRRbot: Did you mean: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet; Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet
LRRbot: Dread Wanderer [B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [2/1] | Dread Wanderer enters the battlefield tapped. / {2}{B}: Return Dread Wanderer from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you have one or fewer cards in hand.
sheer_falacy: oh Finks do not like Kalitas at all
mitomanox: look it's the cfut band guy! <3
cmdrud87: Zombies
eye_h_bar: Nelson gets 2 zombies right?
Veshnikard: Nelly has zombies
MegaDosX: Also I think it's technically night now?
Pharmacistjudge: it is
micalovits: Zombies & lifelink
matthaus_c: zombois and girls
definenull: don't think the zombies matter now
Pharmacistjudge: but not sure it matters
LRRbot: Fiend Artisan [{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Nightmare [1/1] | Fiend Artisan gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {X}{B/G}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: @Pharmacistjudge Worth remembering I guess in case one of them plays a Daybound creature
TeamDarkBeginning: !card kalitas traitor
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
MegaDosX: Good lord look at Nelson's board
cmdrud87: friend artiasn
Pharmacistjudge: fair
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
manticporduct: I might be a little late on this but what happened to last weeks FNPF?
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Juliamon: manticporduct Nothing? It might be stuck in the Youtube pipes
MegaDosX: That mono-black beatdown tho
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
virre_: Black aggro goes wroom
AugmentingPath: Locthwain dealing 2 damage is still pretty good, tbh
Gaz_L: last week was JumpStart, right?
cmdrud87: @manticporduct Jumpstart Kinf og the Hill. Cameron made a run for it, then Serge made another one
Alas_Babylon: Fellas is it a game rules violation to open up your bro's pack?
itira: LUL
BrowneePoints: you're just bros opening up each other's packs
TeamDarkBeginning: two bros, opening their bro packs
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Gaz_L: did we ever find the missing Jumpstart pack, btw?
Pharmacistjudge: it's bro pack what they tried to rebrand fanny packs as?
matthaus_c: owo notices your bro pack
cmdrud87: *in Riddle voice* BRO
BrowneePoints: with freakin Becca Scott and Princess Weekes!
definenull: another ppr? so soon?
sheer_falacy: Two Weekes?
eye_h_bar: Oooo! Fun
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KWardJenx: Becca Scott?!? Love her!!
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
freshmaker__: Wow those are some top notch guests
Riiiiiiis: Hello, is this live? Am I live?
emberBecky: ohhhh I didn't hear about Princess til just now.. I was hoping she'd be able to do a PPR some day yayy
micalovits: @Riiiiiiis You are very live
Riiiiiiis: Oh good
BrowneePoints: having watched a lot of her playing ttrpgs Becca Scott is definitely a magpie
Alas_Babylon: @Riiiiiiis Nope, this was recorded years ago, but we're able to respond to your messages. We're all incredibly smart AIs.
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MegaDosX: BOP
definenull: chatgpt op
LRRbot: Blackmail [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals three cards from their hand and you choose one of them. That player discards that card.
Riiiiiiis: Ohh noo
mitomanox: still hoping one day Beejlander will return lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
AugmentingPath: that art is so good
betazed15: Is that Braids??
AugmentingPath: yep
matthaus_c: 5 cards in hand and no Lurrus, seems pretty good
Alas_Babylon: Considering it mentions the Cabal, yep
Timagio: Braids lookin like Weird Al
BrowneePoints: Is that just me or does Braids look like Idina Menzel
LRRbot: Survival of the Fittest [1G] | Enchantment | {G}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
KaratePawn: post your opponents hand on twitter with a poll on which card to discard
Pharmacistjudge: blackmail is one of the card where i definitely prefer the 9th edition
Alas_Babylon: inb4 Ancient Tomb into Opposition Agent
AugmentingPath: oh hey it's like fauna shaman on an enchantment
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
Gaz_L: "i discard Yargle"
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itira: Weird Al or Idina Menzel.... hmm thats a tough one
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Pharmacistjudge: mostly for the flavor text of 9th edition blackmail "In addition to killing peasants, punishing subordinates, and raising an army of nightmares, Braids somehow found time for her favorite hobby: petty extortion."
sheer_falacy: That's probably already an Uncard
Timagio: Survival followed by Jitte, hoo boy.
LRRbot: Elvish Reclaimer [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Elvish Reclaimer gets +2/+2 as long as there are three or more land cards in your graveyard. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
cmdrud87: that sounds like an un-card, tho
LRRbot: Rotting Regisaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Dinosaur [7/6] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.
BrowneePoints: reminder that Survival is banned in Legacy
definenull: reggie!
BrowneePoints: I was playing a Survival deck in legacy when it got banned
AugmentingPath: every turn one discard spell is blackmail: oppo must concede immediately or everyone watching the stream sees what they kept
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
cmdrud87: @Pharmacistjudge second the flavour text of Braids, Cabal Minion
Cavemanhar: zombie dino going to jail
micalovits: Go straight to jail, do not discard a card if you pass your upkeep
sheer_falacy: NOW he's the monarch
cmdrud87: is Nelly talking about Liz or Trudeau
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
matthaus_c: you play a dinosaur against Miette?!
Dog_of_Myth: 2020Victory
mugulord: I mean ressurecting the queen would probably cost several billion dollars
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
Pharmacistjudge: goblin monarchy are we in Mercadia?
LRRbot: Cult Conscript [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Cult Conscript enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Cult Conscript from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.
matthaus_c: get you a Black Savannah Lions who can block
mugulord: that's a good crown
sheer_falacy: and the deck has plenty of creatures that aren't skeletons (yet)
AugmentingPath: like most black savannah lions, it can't block, but can revive itself
gsyhiap: Perfect
matthaus_c: it CAN block!
thegitrogsquirrel: what does maverick mean for a deck list?
theamc2000: !card survival of the fittest
LRRbot: Survival of the Fittest [1G] | Enchantment | {G}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
mugulord: it flies dangerously
Pharmacistjudge: it's the trade off. they either etb tapped or can't block
LRRbot: Mirran Crusader [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Double strike, protection from black and from green
AugmentingPath: pro nelson
Alas_Babylon: Mans fight
Pharmacistjudge: monarch draw?
cheshire_creeper: they should reprint Tarmogoyf in an upcoming set
LRRbot: Diregraf Ghoul [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Diregraf Ghoul enters the battlefield tapped.
Niahlah: wonder when we'll get another Beej-Lander
cmdrud87: MC seems pretty miserable for Nelson here
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
cheshire_creeper: I think it's ready for a comback (what with Wasteful Harvest being printed)
matthaus_c: @cheshire_creeper they did, it's called Ledger Shredder lrrBEEJ
AkiraBalance27: what kind of deck is maverick?
sheer_falacy: that's a large skellington
citizen_pain: rules question: does destroying an equipment count as unattaching it?
sheer_falacy: yes
Alas_Babylon: Yes
cmdrud87: I believe so
YeetTheRich_: known unplayable card grafted wargear
Pharmacistjudge: yes
LRRbot: Elvish Reclaimer [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Elvish Reclaimer gets +2/+2 as long as there are three or more land cards in your graveyard. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Alas_Babylon: It was attached, but then it wasn't
sheer_falacy: any leave the battlefield effect would do it
SDust: enters tapped
Cavemanhar: land comes in tapped
Pintyhet: Land comes in tapped
Pintyhet: Can’t fetch
benjamin_wheeler: Maverick refers to the legacy list, which is a GW Hatebears + Green Suns Zenith deck
EmoChicken42: Can’t fetch. It enters tapped
cheshire_creeper: @cheshire_creeper @matthaus_c yes but that doesn't get triggered by Wasteful Harvest at instant speed and Goyf does...I just want my green bruiser back...
theamc2000: @benjamin_wheeler ty
benjamin_wheeler: Cant fetch
AkiraBalance27: @benjamin_wheeler ty
definenull: the spirit of judge Tower remains
Pintyhet: Love you too!
Alas_Babylon: No reason he can't just grab the Temple Garden directly?
cmdrud87: I mean, he could just tutor up te fetch target...
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Graham_LRR: Alex needs to draw for Monarch
mugulord: so many triggers
TimIAm: Today Graham is chat.
Pharmacistjudge: oh hey G
Pintyhet: I only know it comes in tapped after using reclaimer to get my bazaar so often.
Graham_LRR: (ignore me, Paul caught it)
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TimIAm: But like, a correct version.
Graham_LRR: Hello!
theamc2000: Hi graham
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
Rogue_07: hi graham
Alas_Babylon: Nelson is King of Candy Mountain
cmdrud87: Hi g!
da_combat_wombat: Hello!
restokiki: Nelson gets his guy back
jwholla: that crown is so awesome
Uzumaki15: Dino comes back too right?
MegaDosX: You've crafted a heck of a board state
Pharmacistjudge: yeah dino is back
tsuuisalie: you get the creature back
micalovits: Big boi dino is back! :D
MegaDosX: Which is impressive given that Alex only has three lands :p
Alas_Babylon: Yep, Reggie returns
sheer_falacy: Jitte vs a whole board of dudes, which can win
Days_one: is it also day/night this game too?
restokiki: Dino boy returns
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Pintyhet: Now add Initiative and day night to the same game.
Pintyhet: Get all the game states and triggers.
Mustang_Redcloak: Wow! They have an actual crown instead of a Burger King Crown.
Pharmacistjudge: they have no day/night this game yet
MegaDosX: The shade :D
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
benjamin_wheeler: That’s my wife you’re talking about
AkiraBalance27: hahaha
sheer_falacy: It's just variance
Jovh11: It saved you from your hubris of running sedgemore witch
definenull: isnt that sandy b
derekg77: should use one of those HHH Wrestlemania crowns
aggrocrow: more Alex is always good
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
mugulord: Highlander makes good TV. The novelty, card quality and diversity of decks are all pretty cool.
cmdrud87: I'm gonna lose it if he vials in steppe lynx
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Grafted Wargear, about Nahiri and her cool new Sword Arms!
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
Pintyhet: What a game, I’m super into this.
Rogue_07: Regi+Monarch...interesting interaction
BrowneePoints: how about*
F1SHOR: wow poor wheeler getting slammed as a bully when they cant defend themselves :P
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
Pharmacistjudge: send the message, tap aether vial in response
swaggytaco: dryad arbor would be funny
micalovits: Could get dryad arbor and vial it in, that would be sick
cmdrud87: thought seize myself to get blood ghast in my yard
BrowneePoints: I mean Ontario IS the worst case
TheMandrew: there's an ontario California
paulthemapguy: Ontario, Oregon is on the border with Idaho
BrowneePoints: All of them
m1gr3nA: genesis
Pintyhet: I routinely cabal therapy my dredge creatures.
malexus101: driad arbord would have been sick tbh
LithelyUnshod: There's also one in California
Pintyhet: Don’t say Dryad Arbor with Wheeler in the chat.
paulthemapguy: There's also one in Canada =p
kyp_dorrun: @malexus101 i saw that and thought the same thing
Jovh11: Nelson struggles with checkers because he can't be kinged a second time
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if you attacked this turn.
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
sheer_falacy: No, Comrade, OUR brutality
Pintyhet: Blyat
Timagio: Seize the means of brutalization
aggrocrow: new Transformers Collective Brutality is one of my favorite cards I own
LRRbot: Yavimaya Hollow | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G}, {T}: Regenerate target creature.
LoadingReadyRun: "I don't want to escalate the situation, but I will kill your creature"
theamc2000: What a maverick, fighting a big Dino with a jitte
Pharmacistjudge: do we have decklists? I am wondering if Alex is running white intitative stuff
Badchop: Nelson tried to steal life!
Pintyhet: THAT DINOSAUR HAS A DAGGER! Run!
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
LRRbot: Nihil Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Nihil Spellbomb: Exile target player's graveyard. / When Nihil Spellbomb is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.
Niahlah: omg.. that would be an amazing card.. Escalation.. it should take 2 or 3 life from BOTH players and each player must sac a creature :)
DigitalSeahorse: !ducks
DigitalSeahorse: !decks
sheer_falacy: hmm, Reggie and Monarchy is a bit awkward
BrowneePoints: Sho Nuff?
BrowneePoints: err wait was that "Who is the Master"
derekg77: THAT SQUIRREL HAS SOMETHING IN HIS HANDS!!!
Nydestroyer: what was the "was good" card?
da_combat_wombat: Titania I think
Pharmacistjudge: thanks @DigitalSeahorse
LoadingReadyRun: I'm surprised !ducks isn't a LRRbot command
sheer_falacy: Any creature draw being whatever creature you want is pretty good
paulthemapguy: !docks
theamc2000: !dacks
benjamin_wheeler: Free style points
citizen_pain: @Pintyhet would a dinosaur with a jitte *really* be that much more dangerous than one without?
YeetTheRich_: !findquote ducks
LRRbot: Quote #2157: "Kick, block, punch. Duck, duck, turn." —Alex [2016-03-25]
comrade_cards: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
Niahlah: !beej should totally be a command :P
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Okay Paul, a !ducks command that just randomly generates a wikipedia link to a Duck Breed
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature — Kor Spirit [2/2] | When Skyclave Apparition enters the battlefield, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When Skyclave Apparition leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
Nydestroyer: !barcode
paulthemapguy: no one can control beej.
chaostreader: !beej
Pintyhet: @citizen_pain Wouldn’t be LESS dangerous.
theamc2000: May !ducks command go quack quick
YeetTheRich_: !quote 8039
LRRbot: Quote #8039: "Someone needs to add duck." —Michelle [2022-04-18]
citizen_pain: @Pintyhet unless it's distracted trying to wield it with its short arms
BrowneePoints: Skyclave is among the top of Fiend Hunters yes
BrowneePoints: I got SO sick of playing against it in standard
Niahlah: is it 1 win each now?
Pintyhet: I just imagine it running around a pool like that little kid and the mom screaming “no!”
BrowneePoints: like...you are ALWAYS mad about getting Skyclave'd even if you have the removal right there
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paulthemapguy: @Niahlah yes
BrowneePoints: alright someone do an art of Fiend Hunter as Gene Wilder
sheer_falacy: I would love to see someone exile a permanent that had been mind controlled for the extra value
LRRbot: Cult Conscript [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Cult Conscript enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Cult Conscript from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.
sheer_falacy: since the owner gets the illusion
A_Dub888: !findquote skeleton
LRRbot: Quote #7449: "It's always the season for skeleton fashion." —RebelliousUno [2021-01-12]
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
theamc2000: !findauote
BrowneePoints: his scripts may be a Con but not his commitment to the cause
Pintyhet: Nelson came with a deck full of skeletons and also a real one inside him.
theamc2000: !findquote work
LRRbot: Quote #7742: "Anything that looks easy is always more work than you think." —Heather [2021-08-22]
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Niahlah: too much dmg
sheer_falacy: oh no
Niahlah: alex should have 16
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
MegaDosX: Whoof
Pintyhet: He’s back!
LRRbot: Scryb Ranger [1G] | Creature — Faerie Ranger [1/1] | Flash / Flying, protection from blue / Return a Forest you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate only once each turn.
MegaDosX: Wow
YeetTheRich_: pog
goombalax: voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp
A_Dub888: benginChamp
TetraRay: very nice
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
theamc2000: Gene yus
da_combat_wombat: poggg
Pintyhet: P O G
MegaDosX: That was a galaxy brain move
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
Pintyhet: The knife has changed sides.
Timagio: I missed it, what happened?
citizen_pain: huh i wonder why they didn't reprint jitte in neon dynasty
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
citizen_pain: surely it wouldn't be broken
MegaDosX: @Timagio Alex used his Scryb Ranger to bounce a land back to his hand in response to Nelson trying to Stripmine it
Timagio: @citizen_pain Nah, impossible.
goombalax: @Timagio Alex avoided a strip mine by bouncing his land
Alas_Babylon: @Timagio Strip Mine targeting Temple Garden. Alex floated mana, cast Scryb Ranger, bounced Temple Garden to save it
drcthulu: I like to think the bloodghast likes it
LRRbot: Bloodchief's Thirst [B] | Sorcery | Kicker {2}{B} / Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead destroy target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Razorlash Transmogrant [2] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Razorlash Transmogrant can't block. / {4}{B}{B}: Return Razorlash Transmogrant from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. This ability costs {4} less to activate if an opponent controls four or more nonbasic lands.
Badchop: dark ritual into hypnotic specter is my favorite play ever.
MegaDosX: Oh spicy
LRRbot: Hope of Ghirapur [1] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Thopter [1/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Hope of Ghirapur: Until your next turn, target player who was dealt combat damage by Hope of Ghirapur this turn can't cast noncreature spells.
LoadingReadyRun: Is "Urza's Saga" the only card that shares a name with a set?
KaratePawn: Onslaught is a card
Favre_the_Undead: time spiral
Pintyhet: Oh my god. That was a hand dump.
sheer_falacy: Apocalypse
Fruan: Conflux
Alas_Babylon: !card Hour of Devastation
LRRbot: Hour of Devastation [3RR] | Sorcery | All creatures lose indestructible until end of turn. Hour of Devastation deals 5 damage to each creature and each non-Bolas planeswalker.
hb8u: planar chaos
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
Dog_of_Myth: No, there are a few
Khasi1596: @LoadingReadyRun future sight
solemn_storm: time spiral
Radyin: !card Mirrodin besieged
LRRbot: Mirrodin Besieged [2U] | Enchantment | As Mirrodin Besieged enters the battlefield, choose Mirran or Phyrexian. / • Mirran — Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token. / • Phyrexian — At the beginning of your end step, draw a card, then discard a card. Then if there are fifteen or more artifact cards in your graveyard, target opponent loses the game.
Pharmacistjudge: there are several cards with set names
theamc2000: !card torment
LRRbot: Torment [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −3/−0.
Timagio: Onslaught, Time Spial, Future Sight, Apoc...
Cavemanhar: balista
LoadingReadyRun: turns out there are a bunch
Cannons_are_an_instrument: !Card Planeshift
benjamin_wheeler: Time spiral, apocalypse, future sight, onslaught, planar chaos
benjamin_wheeler: Brothers War
freshmaker__: hour of devastation?
benjamin_wheeler: Hour of Devastation
possummtg: Butter muffins
LoadingReadyRun: Now, how many are *not* from the set they are named after?
Fruan: It irritates me that "March of the Machine" isn't a card name.
theamc2000: Is the tutor for one card of each color one of theses?
solemn_storm: all of them i think
Timagio: @LoadingReadyRun What are we, some kinda Magic: The Gathering?
cmdrud87: Ice Ages... well, Time of Ice, exists
solemn_storm: minus hour
benjamin_wheeler: March’s of the Machines gets a pass
AmazingChest: my favorite card: Modern Horizons 2
Simonark: Mirrodin Beseiged
derekg77: Seige Rhino
Alas_Babylon: Ragavan, Nimble Modern Horizon 2
Pharmacistjudge: most first sets with just the name of the plane don't have cards
asthanius: Alpha
asthanius: (Myr)
scyle370: Portal to Phyrexia
theamc2000: Beta (myr)
Pharmacistjudge: there is no card for Llorwyn, Ikoria, Ravnica: City of Guilds, Zendikar etc
Niahlah: can bloodghast attack right away when it comes back??
KaratePawn: hour of devastation is the only card that shares the name of the set it's in
Alas_Babylon: @Niahlah If opponent has 10 or less life
Alas_Babylon: it gains haste
MegaDosX: !card bloodghast
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Niahlah: oh right
MegaDosX: That is a spicy aggro card
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
sheer_falacy: Give Mom a sword
Timagio: Bloodghast can be very obnoxious.
AugmentingPath: Borrowing the "bloodied" mechanic from D&D 4e, as many zendikar vampires did
mugulord: WotC gets bored and creates a "plane" card supertype
Izandai: @KaratePawn Conflux was printed in Conflux.
theamc2000: Mom with jitte
Joecool190: Conflux shares it sets name
Timagio: "Is that a mom?" "IT'S GOT A KNIFE"
Pharmacistjudge: when you were all at school. I was studying the Jitte.
scyle370: there is a scryfall tag for "card named after set"
MegaDosX: Who was it who did that Momtron in a Commander FNPF once upon a time? Was that Serge?
theamc2000: !card conflux
LRRbot: Conflux [3WUBRG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a white card, a blue card, a black card, a red card, and a green card. Reveal those cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
KaratePawn: dead on board
asthanius: dead 2 math
freshmaker__: Shinji, pick up the Jitte or mum will have to wield it again.
Pintyhet: Everyone in this game keeps picking up the knife and running around the pool.
scyle370: my bad the tag is called "shares name with a set"
MegaDosX: It was a galaxy brain play
BrowneePoints: and don't forget Superman IV: The Quest for Peace @benjamin_wheeler
MegaDosX: These matches have also been a lot quicker than the first round :p
Pintyhet: Aggro matches are cool and fast.
theamc2000: Now, switch decks without realizing it
BrowneePoints: now to be fair
BrowneePoints: Mono Black Aggro has a better long game than most other aggro decks
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
DHAnubis: Just came in, I assume this is people just playing for an hour or so, regardless of number of games?
Pintyhet: Bring infect blitz.arch is done in 10 minutes one way or another.
cmdrud87: Generally, Aggro matches are won in deck building, and lost on the field, imo
Alas_Babylon: (seeing my hand) "Hmm, getting some real Magic the Gathering vibes from this..."
Pharmacistjudge: is it a 2012 Magic hand or 2020 Magic Hand?
Alas_Babylon: @DHAnubis pretty much
Spades_Slicc: or is it a 2022 magic hand
LRRbot: Diregraf Ghoul [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Diregraf Ghoul enters the battlefield tapped.
theamc2000: @pharmacistjudge origins
Pintyhet: *points to butterfly* “Is this magic the gathering?”
DHAnubis: @Alas_Babylon Cool thanks
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
BrowneePoints: Magali Villaneuve should do a Knight art if she hasn't
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
AugmentingPath: phyrexian revoker has such a good face
BrowneePoints: huh, knight only has two arts
BrowneePoints: the Komarck art we all know, and the one Wayne Reynolds art from the Duel Decks
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
freshmaker__: It's always in the bottom half, unless you remember to look there first
BrowneePoints: I'm kinda surprised Knight hasn't been in any secret lairs now that I think about it
LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
theamc2000: @browneepoints the reynolds art is blocky
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Scryfall says she has not.
thraximore: FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: @theamc2000 oh yea it's peak Pathfinder 1 era Wayne Reynolds
Alas_Babylon: My kingdom (and a dozen cards) for a Swamp
benjamin_wheeler: a regular Brian Davis
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
cmdrud87: I never saw DC played and not attempting to win the game on the spot
Alas_Babylon: Wayne Reynolds, Drawer of Triangles
asthanius: @benjamin_wheeler i prefer foil brian davis
malexus101: that dark confidant is so hot tho
JustJundEmOut: @malexus101 right????
LRRbot: Natural Order [2GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature. / Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
benjamin_wheeler: Lol
Pharmacistjudge: oh NO
AmazingChest: this is fine
Niahlah: Dark Confidant makes me think Beevis as a wizard
AugmentingPath: Do you mean the version of the card or just Bob Maher himself?
Alas_Babylon: Time for violence
cmdrud87: beast?
asthanius: progenitus let's go
wcorpheus: alex should be at 17
benjamin_wheeler: The biggest thing is just Titania?
theamc2000: Titan
BrowneePoints: I love that Maverick is just running "Biggest Green Mistakes of the past 20 years"
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Timagio: Pog-enitus
benjamin_wheeler: oh there’s a prime time
theamc2000: @browneepoints with some neat white cards
BrowneePoints: Knight, Primetime, Natural Order, Survival
benjamin_wheeler: Gg Nelson go next
BrowneePoints: this makes my lil heart happy
cmdrud87: alas, poor nelly
citizen_pain: @BrowneePoints questing beast too?
Timagio: Green moose, guava juice @BrowneePoints ?
asthanius: I'm glad thesbians are so accepted in the community
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
Badchop: I mostly appreciate that I finally got to comprehend why the Thespian's Stage/Dark Depths thing works
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Alas_Babylon: Ravnica Presents: Marit Lage has been running for decades and at this point the whole plane is just begging the Rakdos to stop summoning spaghetti monsters, it's not funny anymore
benjamin_wheeler: @asthanius they/themspians stage
AugmentingPath: don't you hate it when community theatre actors try to play the prison of an ancient evil but can't afford the ice on their budget?
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
BrowneePoints: @Timagio I try not to reference Butch Shartman if I can help it
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that was some spice
scyle370: @BrowneePoints if that's the case at what point do you go screw it and splash for oko
Timagio: @BrowneePoints Did he do something bad?
serramarkov: There's one problem with doing a hydrating facial mask in the winter- my face is so freezy right now.
BrowneePoints: @Timagio him not good person
Alas_Babylon: @Timagio The list we could provide is not channel appropriate
Pharmacistjudge: i wonder what you get here. Yavimaya?
Juliamon: Timagio I recommend doing some research
Alas_Babylon: He's muy malo
Timagio: Ah.
jwholla: That is a nice looking dark confidant
scyle370: dank confidant
benjamin_wheeler: Yavimaya cradle of civilization
BrowneePoints: @Pharmacistjudge I prefer Yaviunity myself
Timagio: Dark Clownfident
wcorpheus: alex should be at 16
cmdrud87: @jwholla Greatness, at any cost
Alas_Babylon: Would Zhalfir be the hypothetical blue equivalent?
scyle370: squid games!!
Pharmacistjudge: stage goes to yard too
Izandai: Thespian's Stage also goes to the graveyard.
asthanius: Stage goes to the yard
MegaDosX: I'm shocked.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh no
cmdrud87: umm, shouldn't the stage be dead?
Joecool190: stage should be gone right?
benjamin_wheeler: Gotta lose that stage my man
citizen_pain: wrong land in the yard?
Timagio: Unka Ben wha happun
scyle370: stage
Veshnikard: Stage should be gone
asthanius: @benjamin_wheeler please don't backseat the streamers
Niahlah: I remember the "Roll for Sandwich" that LRR did.. that was amazing
AmazingChest: get this stage off the stage!
Dog_of_Myth: stage exit left
Alas_Babylon: Stage ded
wcorpheus: two fetches and ghoul
benjamin_wheeler: Yea you got in with ghoul
scyle370: hank!!! you gotta sac the stage hank!!!!!
citizen_pain: shouldn't the original DD still be there?
Pintyhet: Prime Time seems like a good card.
asthanius: @citizen_pain legend rule
seemsdeece: !decklist
Alas_Babylon: No, because of legend rule
Izandai: @citizen_pain No, it gets sacced to the legend rule.
LRRbot: Birthing Pod [3{G/P}] | Artifact | {1}{G/P}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
citizen_pain: Right, my bad
LRRbot: Wight [1B] | Creature — Zombie Soldier [3/2] | Wight enters the battlefield tapped. / Life Drain — Whenever a creature dealt damage by Wight this turn dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token and exile that card.
Izandai: It's a surprisingly complex interaction.
Alas_Babylon: @citizen_pain Thespian's Stage copies Dark Depths, and DD is removed due to legend rule. Stage then is a DD with 0 ice counters, so...
Alas_Babylon: (that's also for other chatters to undersatnd interaction)
cmdrud87: umm, doesn't Nelly also lose lands?
Timagio: Ha, wight!
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
Pintyhet: Squid-b-gone
scyle370: bye bye squid
Izandai: oh my
MegaDosX: Is Alex's deck running Elesh Norn?
theamc2000: !decks
theamc2000: The answer is no
micalovits: No big phyrexian mom in alexs deck
scyle370: elesh no
asthanius: just need nelly to get a 9-drop off bob
AmazingChest: tops out at prime time
asthanius: I embrace chaos
benjamin_wheeler: LOL
Dandinstorm12: hey chat
DreamyPants: beautiful line
circusofkirkus: what a line
Dandinstorm12: how goes the Canlander
Izandai: What was that creature?
cmdrud87: what's that 2-drop?
MegaDosX: Both decks are pretty fun
nic_nax96: scryb ranger
benjamin_wheeler: scryb ranger
Izandai: !card scryb ranger
LRRbot: Scryb Ranger [1G] | Creature — Faerie Ranger [1/1] | Flash / Flying, protection from blue / Return a Forest you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate only once each turn.
Pintyhet: The sprite is part of galaxy brain plays.
benjamin_wheeler: Sylvan Safekeeper would also get fhere
theamc2000: Range scryber
Sogheim: uh oh, who will have the Advantage Muffin this time?
scyle370: ryb scranger
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
paulthemapguy: why scry when you can scryb
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
scott1e: Question - I can see it's OK to proxy Moxen, you all have real duals. is there a line in highlander for that sort of thing?
Dandinstorm12: !card death rite shaman
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Crawling Barrens | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}: Put two +1/+1 counters on Crawling Barrens. Then you may have it become a 0/0 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
Izandai: uh oh
benjamin_wheeler: Lol
theamc2000: @paulthemapguy I’d rather scrya
Dandinstorm12: honk
Pharmacistjudge: I was thinking Primetime gets Sejiri step for itself and you green sun for a questing beast
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
Izandai: !card sejiri steppe
LRRbot: Sejiri Steppe | Land | Sejiri Steppe enters the battlefield tapped. / When Sejiri Steppe enters the battlefield, target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / {T}: Add {W}.
theamc2000: Oh my
Dandinstorm12: !card crop rotation
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Izandai: oh shiiiiit
Alas_Babylon: Actual gaming going on
benjamin_wheeler: Lol get steppe’d on
DreamyPants: Alex is finding all the lines this match
sheer_falacy: the double steppe
theamc2000: Get sejirrid
Pharmacistjudge: Sejiri Steppe and Steppe Mom
scyle370: big steppey
JRandomHacker: where doing it man
Dandinstorm12: yeah that was hot
asthanius: wheelerOok
JRandomHacker: where making it HAPEN
Kadenus: that was rad
Timagio: Pogging out fr fr
drcthulu: wow
cmdrud87: olease no steppy
LRRbot: Magus of the Order [2GG] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | {G}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Order and another green creature: Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU
Dandinstorm12: only bad news?
asthanius: Painter naming Green, sac Magus for Ulamog
theamc2000: Decent news
Niahlah: does anyone else hear "Taps" starting to play?
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature — Kor Spirit [2/2] | When Skyclave Apparition enters the battlefield, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When Skyclave Apparition leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
Izandai: Wait that Magus doesn't say sorcery speed only? Yeesh.
Dandinstorm12: so Alex isn't hoofing nelly right
LithelyUnshod: *adds Sejiri Steppe to my cart*
Kadenus: LUL woooooow
theamc2000: Magus of order is not sorcery?
Rustpile: I love Magus of the Order, and I love seeing it is kinda playable
Alas_Babylon: Sure isn't
MegaDosX: What the shit
benjamin_wheeler: Unplug your controller dog
Dandinstorm12: tis a silly card
Alas_Babylon: Magus explodes
Izandai: Have to sac the Magus too.
theamc2000: Magus dies
NewtyNewts: Don't you have to sac magus too?
Diabore: no more magus
theamc2000: Prime time
Dandinstorm12: !card magus of the order
LRRbot: Magus of the Order [2GG] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | {G}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Order and another green creature: Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
micalovits: Oh god, if magus didn't sac itself... Yikes
aggrocrow: the Magus dies too
Alas_Babylon: Magus is sweet, but it's definitely not "Order every turn" sweet
AmazingChest: llanowar elves isn't legendary
Pharmacistjudge: let him search chat, he'll get it later
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
cmdrud87: @Alas_Babylon You can make it that sweet, tho
Izandai: Magus is extremely dead.
restokiki: magus dies too
Joecool190: magus is dead too
Dandinstorm12: oof
m1gr3nA: magus is still on board?
jwright5476: Magus died
karlmartin001: Yeah Magus needs to sac itself
Pintyhet: Are we running all the hot take cards Wheeler said to not play?
Alas_Babylon: No
Joecool190: its relevent
cmdrud87: stop
Dandinstorm12: 5 green?
asthanius: AND itself
micalovits: I don't think it matters much for who is gonna win the game chat xD But I think they have seen it
Izandai: Magus AND another.
karlmartin001: No no
Dandinstorm12: Alex
circusofkirkus: read it again
AmazingChest: LUL
lackingsanity: nope
Joecool190: and itself
Spleeniop22: LUL
citizen_pain: judge?
karlmartin001: It is Itself AND another
benjamin_wheeler: It and another
theamc2000: Read again!
tocu: it sacs sac it and another
jollyoldobnixilis: nooo
Izandai: @micalovits They definitely have not.
Timagio: RTCETC
jwright5476: No
LRRbot: Magus of the Order [2GG] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | {G}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Order and another green creature: Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Dandinstorm12: welp
Alas_Babylon: We got there!
scyle370: hooray!
Diabore: nelly got there
theamc2000: Chat got worried there
sheer_falacy: Arbor should probably be with creatures
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
restokiki: move to cheat step
Alas_Babylon: Also yeah, Dryad being in the land area is a bit sus
circusofkirkus: prime time tapped itself :)
mugulord: this is your reminder hexdrinker exists
asthanius: Snek
Dandinstorm12: Nelly knows the arbor is there
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
Days_one: at least the arbor art is clearly the future sight version
karlmartin001: Make your own progenitus
Alas_Babylon: True
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Alas_Babylon: Still, it has a legacy for a reason
asthanius: treehouse of apes
Dandinstorm12: !card Treetop village
LRRbot: Treetop Village | Land | Treetop Village enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}: Treetop Village becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land.
freshmaker__: more like hexstinker amirite? haha gottem, but no for real I like this little friend.
theamc2000: Treetop village
benjamin_wheeler: Ape
Izandai: It's a house of monkeys.
onarampage: monke
Alas_Babylon: Ape Escape
micalovits: Ape land
matthaus_c: Ape Abode
Diabore: ook
citizen_pain: well TECHNICALLY apes and monkeys are two different things
asthanius: bonobo bungalo
sovietarchaeomancer: Pongo Dojo
theamc2000: Orangutan Palace
Dandinstorm12: I just call it attack for 3 with trample
freshmaker__: bonobo bungalo
cmdrud87: Uktabi abode
freshmaker__: simian safehaven
scyle370: Ape Landscape
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
theamc2000: Orangutan Flats
Alas_Babylon: Pro everything is pretty deece
Dandinstorm12: Alex with the sick Crop blowouts
Alas_Babylon: heck yeah
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: scissor-lift mouth treasure
MegaDosX: I bet it's Wheeler vs Beej
theamc2000: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the absolute fattest internet
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Cavemanhar: !advice
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theamc2000: !command
freshmaker__: chimp chateau
MegaDosX: !badadvice
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theamc2000: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
theamc2000: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
theamc2000: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
theamc2000: Huh
theamc2000: !huh
theamc2000: Fair
mitomanox: @LRRbot precisely
micalovits: !finquoute internet
micalovits: !findquote internet
LRRbot: Quote #8122: "I'm on the Internet, I have brain worms." —Ian [2022-06-27]
Sogheim: !time 24
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mitomanox: yay jackbox on Monday <3
theamc2000: !quite paper
Pharmacistjudge: jackbox are some of my favorite streams
theamc2000: Jackboxxing it
Dandinstorm12: merde
Xx_JAG_xX: salut wheeler1
theamc2000: Merde
Timagio: No Quebec tax credit for you, Alex.
lackingsanity: checking some cancon boxes
F1SHOR: bens german is sounding great
asthanius: je suis un ananas
Xx_JAG_xX: sacred blue
GreatSacrificer: ça manque de sacres icitte
Dandinstorm12: Gouda?
micalovits: Guten tag
definenull: oui
mitomanox: wheeler's charm floods my basement
Dandinstorm12: yes
YeetTheRich_: get that good honk shoo mimimi
Izandai: Yeah, they do that.
Dandinstorm12: Paul is also here still
theamc2000: Please don’t describe fetishes in Thomas pynchon’s gravity’s rainbow
Ivalenz_: lrrPAUL
BrowneePoints: wait i missed this
Dandinstorm12: ayyyyy
TheWriterAleph: heh
Dandinstorm12: sick fnm jokes
swaggytaco: OOf
BrowneePoints: so French-Canadians are like crawling Babies?
BrowneePoints: seems accurate
Dandinstorm12: harsh
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Progress, Phyrexia likes Progress *cuts to PPR image*
theamc2000: Peer pressure
Izandai: Infants also vaguely know how to walk. Long before they have the balance or strength to actually do it, they can step step step their way along.
Dandinstorm12: Benjamin "Bully" Wheeler
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
thraximore: LUL
Dandinstorm12: rip Scooze
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
BrowneePoints: Fun Fact, Infants are one of the few mammal babies that innately know how to swim
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Izandai: The only reason babies stop doing it when they get a little older is their legs get to fat and heavy and they can't lift them, but they'll gladly go back to stepping if you stick them in some water.
asthanius: sunlance eot
mitomanox: lrrSHINE w lrrSHINE h lrrSHINE e lrrSHINE e lrrSHINE l lrrSHINE e lrrSHINE r lrrSHINE
micalovits: So rude wheeler!
Dandinstorm12: Blitzschlag?
Izandai: *too fat
Pharmacistjudge: creeping that's the word i was looking for. Pre-crawling is often called creeping
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
theamc2000: !card sunlance
LRRbot: Sunlance [W] | Sorcery | Sunlance deals 3 damage to target nonwhite creature.
Izandai: demipyroLul
Jovh11: Did you bully Chris Rush into signing it as well?
BrowneePoints: Alex became a Dog in a sneeze loop for a second
LRRbot: Breya's Apprentice [2R] | Artifact Creature — Human Artificer [2/3] | When Breya's Apprentice enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose one — / • Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / • Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Dandinstorm12: !card lotus cobra
LRRbot: Lotus Cobra [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Lotus Cobra [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add one mana of any color.
BrowneePoints: it's the GOOD Cobra art paul! Not that one!
LRRbot: Paradise Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | Paradise Druid has hexproof as long as it's untapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
BrowneePoints: (well one of the two good ones, the ZNR Showcase and the original arts are SO good)
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micalovits: What did you call that druid wheeler?
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
asthanius: Paradiso Beach
LRRbot: Thoughtcast [4U] | Sorcery | Affinity for artifacts / Draw two cards.
BrowneePoints: You know I kinda want the Chippy Lotus Cobra art as a print or wall scroll to have
Mustang_Redcloak: If Ben Wheeler wrote a book about a single magic card, what card would it be?
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Thopter Foundry [{W/B}U] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.
Dandinstorm12: yikes
asthanius: double foundry
sheer_falacy: If the card reader accepts it it must be real
LRRbot: Tireless Tracker [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on Tireless Tracker.
circusofkirkus: that's a lot of foundries
Jovh11: Is the foundry sacred because it makes other less sacred foundries?
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theamc2000: The tracker is not a legend
Izandai: I'm sure they know that.
micalovits: He is a legend in our hearts
asthanius: "Speaking of farmers, swords to plowshares"
BrowneePoints: You know, looking back on it, I THINK Chippy's Lotus Cobra makes my Top 10 Magic fave magic arts of all time
theamc2000: You are right. I reminded myself
Izandai: i c
thraximore: !decks
silenceaux: Oh we're always in danger around here
Niahlah: he gave Alex his bird
Dandinstorm12: uh
preventionantimutilation: xD
theamc2000: !censor
circusofkirkus: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Dandinstorm12: thanks Paul
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
sheer_falacy: Add a sensor button
gr1ff1n775: LUL
preventionantimutilation: Paul caught lackin'
nickthecatbear: today's the day Paul finally snaps :p
theamc2000: Get a censor button pls
silenceaux: just for the first 15 seconds
FakeFiend: !yt
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
LRRbot: Voltage Surge [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. / Voltage Surge deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell's additional cost was paid, Voltage Surge deals 4 damage instead.
Dandinstorm12: oof
Boon_33: outsource building the button to Ian, he'll make something you can blame any issues on.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSERGE
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
Simonark: We don’t morally censure, we just want the money.
mugulord: Wheeler, Chaos Goblin Legendary Goblin, Wheeler T: do anything your opponent will allow you to do, so long as you pay the costs your opponent requires.
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
Cavemanhar: sylvan safekeeper the most elfy human on a spider ever
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePoints: Sylvan Safekeeper, #1 card in my Windgrace deck
thraximore: what's the idea of alex's deck? just white/green value?
Dandinstorm12: a spider??
theamc2000: Sylvan safekeeper is a human
tocu: 1st inventational card took so long to be made so it was only the 2nd one to be made
Dandinstorm12: what
Robot_Bones: Deep sack lore from reading the item description
thraximore: sick
BOTGrant: RAD-uh, I think is how his last name is pronounced
Timagio: Spoods!
Fire_Summoner: Can we get a LRRMTG button that says ‘Paul get the censor ready’?
Dandinstorm12: shout out to the Memes and Moxes stream
BrowneePoints: no seriously he looked like an elf
F1SHOR: i got excited then thinking we were getting lore lore not card lore lol
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DreamyPants: I think the spider deck was actually from a deck auction format
Izandai: Huh. Yeah, that's a very elf-looking guy.
AugmentingPath: Fun fact, despite looking like an elf, Olle is also a human in real life
thraximore: I always thought Sylvan Safekeeper was an elf
mugulord: white/green risk reward calulations
LuckyBonsai: “Not to comment on someone’s appearance” says someone with a bandana
Izandai: demipyroLul Amazing
asthanius: nice ascot
ipoddodd: scandana
aviduser2: canadian highlander is without commander?
Timagio: El Spidero Gigante rides again
theamc2000: Nice ascot Fred
Juliamon: !canlander
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drcthulu: is that a burlap scarf?
Pintyhet: I find it extremely fetching.
Jovh11: First wotc won't pass him the P9 now this? When will it end?
BOTGrant: The people demand Cable-knit Wheeler.
circusofkirkus: I like wheeler's bankrobber-core aesthetic
mugulord: it's a 100 card singleton format and thats about the only similarity
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Urza's Bauble: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
thraximore: @circusofkirkus LUL
BrowneePoints: LOl yep
theamc2000: Is that a designer white tee? Why?
aviduser2: ah cool
Timagio: I thought that was a bathroom towel around his neck TBH
tocu: on the top of inventational cards whats the only one were the creature on the card is not the inventational winner ?
Izandai: I think most of us figured it out.
thraximore: I thought it was funny
BrowneePoints: here ya go Wheeler, 4 Deadly Insect, 4 Giant Trapdoor Spider, 4 Wooly Spider
Izandai: It's fine, it scanned.
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
BrowneePoints: also oo 2 Orcish Cannoneer
AkiraBalance27: truly ironic
Dandinstorm12: Alex has lands
Timagio: LUL
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature — Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Izandai: huh
gsyhiap: Getting an 8 on a d6 would truly have been magic
LRRbot: Weathered Wayfarer [W] | Creature — Human Nomad Cleric [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
aviduser2: @gsyhiap bertocini could tbh
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Dandinstorm12: which card
Dandinstorm12: discard?
Izandai: No what?
Izandai: *to
BOTGrant: Not Sword of the Meek?
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / [−1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / [−2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
theamc2000: Wheeler not playing optimal, not sacking thopter x times to gain life eot. SMH smh wheelerY wheelerY wheelerH
Khasi1596: @BOTGrant not a legal target
Izandai: @BOTGrant Not an option
Izandai: !card urza's saga
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
BOTGrant: Derrrp
theamc2000: !card thopter foundry
LRRbot: Thopter Foundry [{W/B}U] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.
preventionantimutilation: dayum
BOTGrant: For some reason I thought SotM was cmc 1.
theamc2000: Never mind
Izandai: @theamc2000 Thopter Foundry can only sacrifice nontoken artifacts.
theamc2000: @izandai yeah
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
Izandai: Yeah, Alara block was recent enough that they new better than to allow *those* sorts of shenanigans.
theamc2000: @izandai I should have added kapp a
theamc2000: @izandai smart on them, still sword of the meek
possummtg: Why does wheeler have a towel wrapped around his neck
LuckyBonsai: No offense on the bandana comment ❤️❤️ wheelerBless
Spades_Slicc: fashion
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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theamc2000: @possummtg it is a shower rug
Spades_Slicc: !updog
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possummtg: shower rug 4 life <3
possummtg: rocking it
BrowneePoints: so yea for chat, here was Olle's R/G Spiders decklist he used from the invitational https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/602096#paper
Typicalchaz: if you had lands to play after tracker came in it would have been so good
BOTGrant: Giant Trapdoor Spider, oooooooh mama
BrowneePoints: Oh yea. Wheeler would cackle with glee at that list. and Alex
possummtg: Rumour says Wheeler has "What Would Frasier Do" tattooed on inner thigh
asthanius: honk shoo mimimi
BrowneePoints: Good old Deadly Insect
preventionantimutilation: @BrowneePoints which year ?
DEATHlikescats: Y’all have great banter btw
theamc2000: @possummtg the truth is that it is niles
thraximore: HahaSleep
BrowneePoints: @preventionantimutilation Invitational #1. The OG back in 97
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
Mustang_Redcloak: Pretty good meta call of Ollie to play a bunch of reach spiders against all the Serra Angel decks
sheer_falacy: gain life?
Niahlah: Alex.. Gain your life
LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Draw a card.
BrowneePoints: also the 2 copies of Stormbind in Olle's list? *chef's kiss*
LRRbot: Emry, Lurker of the Loch [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/2] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control. / When Emry, Lurker of the Loch enters the battlefield, mill four cards. / {T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn.
theamc2000: What it do? German
preventionantimutilation: @BrowneePoints thx
Dandinstorm12: take a look at my life
BrowneePoints: If you're serious Alex I think I still have a foil Shadowspear from my Theros box if you want it
violetblight: did alex gain life?
thraximore: alex didn't take a look at his life
BOTGrant: I'm a lottttt like youuuuu
BrowneePoints: I'll have to check
rabbitgta: alex needs to gain 2 life
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL mtg needs more Finks creatures
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
sheer_falacy: I finks so too
Mattmitchell45: Pumped Up Kiiiiicccggghghg
mrkelmerr: may have already been covered but do you like Jeskai or Grixis welder better?
micalovits: Deathrite shaman?
Dandinstorm12: Ranger captain, and the bald guy
BrowneePoints: No no, the bird is Ranger, the Lion is Captain, the dude is of Eos
Timagio: for a moment I heard Death-Ray Shaman. If only...
theamc2000: Eos is the guy. The Captain is the lion. Ranger is the bird
DEATHlikescats: Best way to beat copyright strike? Sing the song like it’s on a dying teddy ruxpin
theamc2000: @browneepoints you beat me to it
LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePoints Ranger, Captain, and Eos
BrowneePoints: @theamc2000 same braincell
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun no no, Ranger, Captain, and 'of Eos'
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sheer_falacy: Life total still missing the Finks
Dandinstorm12: what an image
thraximore: @LoadingReadyRun Alex did not gain life for the Finks
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
Dandinstorm12: I mean that's how modern went for a while
BOTGrant: FREEBIRDDDDDDD
sheer_falacy: the Sighmaster!
Dandinstorm12: also legacy
Timagio: U U U U
LRRbot: Gaddock Teeg [GW] | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Advisor [2/2] | Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. / Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.
DEATHlikescats: I like the chaos y’all come up with
Jovh11: So I came into play with 4 toughness (which was the fashion at the time)
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Mattmitchell45: For UU
TheWriterAleph: what year is it LUL
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
Timagio: Baneposting is ETERNAL
BrowneePoints: Speaking of attacking with the Finks, don't forget your 2 life
Dandinstorm12: "It was sick, I had my turn 1 lackey, but then they played a DRS and I lost to Goyf 4 turns later!"
rabbitgta: Alex should be at 22 life @loadingreadyrun
LRRbot: Retrofitter Foundry [1] | Artifact | {3}: Untap Retrofitter Foundry. / {2}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {T}, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.
theamc2000: Which Bane would be confused?
Dandinstorm12: yes
BrowneePoints: Harley Quinn series Bane
Dandinstorm12: all of them
Jovh11: "I was borrrn in forums Batttman"
Timagio: Wheeler no!
theamc2000: The Batman cartoon series Bane
LRRbot: Thought Monitor [6U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When Thought Monitor enters the battlefield, draw two cards.
Izandai: WHEELER
TheWriterAleph: oh NO
Diabore: WHEELER
Dandinstorm12: we broke the Alex
violetblight: wheeler
asthanius: It's pronounced Bat-too-see
Niahlah: Can't play Thought
duresspls: HypeLUL
freshmaker__: noooo
Pintyhet: No
BrowneePoints: so THAT'S how he snapped Batman's Spine!
YeetTheRich_: jlrrNo
preventionantimutilation: not the batussy
SnowBuddy18: oh boy
BOTGrant: For some reason, my brain conjured Bane doing "Back Dat Ass Up" by Masta P.
Stellio_Cantos: That art is sweet
Pintyhet: This is a Christian Minecraft server
Timagio: Thot monitor, more like
sheer_falacy: CMC on that is too high for teeg
Dandinstorm12: you can pod it into Hoof as well
miles_ivy: what if thoughtcast killed you dead
Niahlah: Thought Monitor can't be played
theamc2000: Thop is a new bird
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Gaddock Teeg [GW] | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Advisor [2/2] | Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. / Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.
Dandinstorm12: up there
Dandinstorm12: with ouphe and idiot bird
robaphone251: teeg or ouphe?
LoadingReadyRun: Bane in the Harley Quinn animated show is great
Dandinstorm12: moulded and shaped by it
asthanius: Oh yeah? Who's the artist?
miles_ivy: you mearly adopted the hatebear
theamc2000: Greg staples
Pintyhet: I didn’t know a four drop until I was a man.
rabbitgta: hen ben can you tell alex he should gain 2 from finks
MrAyeAxe: Retrofitter foundry is a genuinely messed up card lol
Jovh11: Making Teeg sound like the greatest masseuse in the multiverse
Dandinstorm12: shauna faman
preventionantimutilation: does the algorithm speak german yet ?
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When Goblin Engineer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dandinstorm12: boat?
BOTGrant: inb4 blightsteel
Dandinstorm12: no boat wouldn't work
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Izandai: One time I was playing Jump–In and my opponent played Goblin Engineer and binned their 4 mana arcbound creature.
AugmentingPath: !card Kappa Cannoneer
LRRbot: Kappa Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature — Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kappa Cannoneer and it can't be blocked this turn.
Dandinstorm12: that'll larn 'em
Timagio: OG Skullclamp, damn
theamc2000: Does the deck have the baby white kappa canooneer
Dandinstorm12: ja sicher mein her
thraximore: umbraHmm
miles_ivy: she staddle on my stamma
Dandinstorm12: *Herr
preventionantimutilation: lmao i never saw it in the chat its really Kappa Cannoner i cant
AugmentingPath: lol yep
Pintyhet: Birds hate him for this one weird trick.
BOTGrant: You can't just go around clamping all the birds like that.
Timagio: the word kappa predates Twitch chat @preventionantimutilation
BrowneePoints: and Alex is at 22 I believe
preventionantimutilation: sure but still funny
BrowneePoints: since you haven't attacked and he Finksd
thraximore: alex still hasn't gained the life LUL
Dandinstorm12: ya huh
Dandinstorm12: throw it back to you
Timagio: Missed the trigger jar
micalovits: He did not
BrowneePoints: nope
BrowneePoints: you have not rumbled in yet
Dandinstorm12: not yet
AugmentingPath: by now you should've somehow realized that you're not 2/2
Dandinstorm12: academy?
Dandinstorm12: Fair?
possummtg: Bane of Progress would be great
thraximore: wheelerDroopy
Dandinstorm12: ok
theamc2000: Droopy please
micalovits: Time for some very fair magic
theamc2000: dolphinHaw
Jovh11: Oh are we talking about anime?
DoctorHoneyDew: wheelerDroopy
Dandinstorm12: always
Timagio: LUL
DEATHlikescats: Bandai?!
F1SHOR: classic magic trash talk "way to take the boring line"
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
rabbitgta: bunk kai
Timagio: Flyyyyyyyyyy me to the moon
Paranundrox: got that skullclamp thopter maker
BrowneePoints: What would Droopy Dog's Zanpakuto be named?
Dandinstorm12: Stroke for lethal?
LRRbot: Ichor Wellspring [2] | Artifact | When Ichor Wellspring enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Dandinstorm12: Too early?
Earthenone: !SIR
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Applecrisp: would a red tolarian academy still be broken?
sheer_falacy: yes
Niahlah: !bad advice
LRRbot: The second coming of Bone is nigh.
Paranundrox: just as much yes
citizen_pain: probably
VAB0L0: Great googly moogly do I enjoy the Wheeler/Alex banter
BrowneePoints: War ich das etwa?
theamc2000: @browneepoints roll credits
Paranundrox: it's the amount more than the color
mugulord: So what is the cool version of ichor wellspring? Like the stephen urkel/ste-fawn ur-kell.
Paranundrox: any color Academy would be busted
YellowCheetos: Is tha a real mox?
DEATHlikescats: @vab0l0 it’s perfectly unhinged
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Mishra's Bauble: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
BOTGrant: Sphinx's Rev incoming?
Paranundrox: @YellowCheetos he has a real mox but that is a proxy
AugmentingPath: are you sure you have at least 4 artifacts?
Dandinstorm12: oh
LRRbot: Thopter Foundry [{W/B}U] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.
GreatGodOm: !card gaddoc teeg
LRRbot: Gaddock Teeg [GW] | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Advisor [2/2] | Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. / Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.
Dandinstorm12: that's boring
frunkyman: Gaddock teeg and thoguhtcast?
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / [−1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / [−2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
GreatGodOm: Teeg blocks thought cast.
Dandinstorm12: wait
Krotash: Teeg?
Izandai: demipyroLul
Nukified: lol
Dandinstorm12: Thanks Alex
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
rabbitgta: or thought cast
BrowneePoints: going off the german watchers of the show, apparently in German Steve Urkel says "War ich das etwa?"
Pintyhet: Got. Em.
Dandinstorm12: Paul counts as the TO right
nickthecatbear: I'm a genius. Oh no! The hubris!
rabbitgta: alex ok?
Dog_of_Myth: Clip it
Izandai: Benjamin "Knows How Gaddok Teeg Works" Wheeler
mugulord: :D
xXAYAYAXx: bodied that flowchart ken
F1SHOR: Clip it thats the ticket
preventionantimutilation: i didnt see anything
drcthulu: I know how teeg works
definenull: Alex is melting
thraximore: umbraSmile
Juliamon: You know what to do, chat
Pintyhet: Clip this too.
micalovits: To late wheeler!
Stellio_Cantos: did someone say clip it?
BrowneePoints: And? End me wheeler. plz.
cazuke101: ok highlight reel time
rabbitgta: clip it and name it
matthaus_c: that's our cue
theamc2000: I know how teeg works
doom_doooooooom: Everyone makes mistakes
mugulord: Can we get that on a shirt?
Dandinstorm12: what up highlight reel
Natedogg2: That was a ride.
gsyhiap: LUL
preventionantimutilation: you snitches
DoctorHoneyDew: Clip it and ship it
themostjoast: Teeg winds this round of Stump The Wheeler
mugulord: At minimum a button
SeaDiegoFC: snitch chat
DEATHlikescats: This is some THICC armies
LRRbot: Trinket Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Trinket Mage enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
GreatGodOm: Everyone say hi to the highlight reel!
theamc2000: Hi light reel
AugmentingPath: hi lightreel
rabbitgta: hi light reel
LRRbot: Pithing Needle [1] | Artifact | As Pithing Needle enters the battlefield, choose a card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
Applecrisp: plundermager? i barely know her!
Dandinstorm12: I know what Teag does
lirazel64: hmtgHI hmtgHI hmtgHI
F1SHOR: i hope someone clips his "dont you clip this" as a seperate clip too whoevers doing highlights next (i assume cori) will have a field day
mugulord: naming gaddok teeg
Dandinstorm12: oof
LRRbot: Phyrexian Furnace [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard. / {1}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Furnace: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
thraximore: FBtouchdown
AugmentingPath: here it is again: what if relic of progenitus was deeply annoying
theamc2000: The red is opening of a furnace
Dandinstorm12: what if relic was much older
sheer_falacy: that's why they're getting tossed into a furnace, the phyrexians don't know what they are either
robaphone251: would've been great to reprint in SNC with that art
Dandinstorm12: like you do
matthaus_c: Icy Nips was Douglas Shuler
theamc2000: The gears and mic are being thrown in
KeytarCat: !card gaddok teeg
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
matthaus_c: !card gaddock teeg
LRRbot: Gaddock Teeg [GW] | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Advisor [2/2] | Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. / Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.
KeytarCat: tyty
Dandinstorm12: those darned kithkin
matthaus_c: np
Dandinstorm12: buncha fake hobbits
BrowneePoints: Pratt did Desolation, Evil Eye of Gorms-by-Gore, Three Wishes, Touchstone
BrowneePoints: Tar Pit Warrior
Krotash: Teeg might as well be questing beast for how many times its ability is forgotten
matthaus_c: they're named Kithkin because all they want is to give you a big ol' sloppy kith
LRRbot: Elvish Reclaimer [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Elvish Reclaimer gets +2/+2 as long as there are three or more land cards in your graveyard. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
BrowneePoints: ooo and Time Bomb!
micalovits: Not trying to deck yourself with the clamp wheeler? How boring
rabbitgta: just watched the clip, thank you alex your energy is delightful
Khasi1596: @matthaus_c booo
Dog_of_Myth: @Izandai Good job
Dandinstorm12: I don't think Wheeler has the mana to deck himself with clamp
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
Izandai: ty
Dandinstorm12: next turn
Izandai: demipyroLul
Treestand: oh no - I ran to the bathroom for a few minutes and now there are 80 permanents on the board
BrowneePoints: very unique style George Pratt had. would love a Secret Lair of his
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TheWriterAleph: ha ha
theamc2000: Where is the Serra sanctum
Izandai: Oh, thanks!
micalovits: Did alex play hoof in his deck?
Jovh11: It's impossible to know
AugmentingPath: Treestand that's my favorite anime
micalovits: !decks
rabbitgta: fair dinkam has been called
robaphone251: need serra sanctum and cabal coffers (next closest thing I could think of)
Dandinstorm12: someone jam Shivan Gorge
Krotash: He runs natural order, i would assume hoof is in there. He NO'd for prime time earlier but those were on tiny board states
Dandinstorm12: (don't do that)
Izandai: Phyrexian Tower
micalovits: Awww, no hoof
BrowneePoints: OH I thought I recognized Pratt's art! He did Batman: Harvest Breed back in the 90s!
Timagio: Are you !card Ponder ing what I'm Pondering?
LRRbot: Ingenious Smith [1W] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/1] | When Ingenious Smith enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Whenever one or more artifacts enter the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Ingenious Smith. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Dandinstorm12: A man with a wooden leg named Smith
Timagio: words
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
mugulord: What's her first name?
theamc2000: Baby kappa cannoneer
Dandinstorm12: ingenius
Simonark: @browneepoints And Enemy Ace: War Idyll
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
theamc2000: @simonark I own that comic
Paranundrox: huh
mugulord: @Dandinstorm12 Parental hubris
Jovh11: Considering the power of the Academy/Cradle cycle why isn't Wheeler running Shivan Gorge?
GreatGodOm: How bad would it be if academy was legal in EDH?
robaphone251: @GreatGodOm very
Paranundrox: pretty bad
AugmentingPath: now pay {3} to move Lurrus back to your hand Kappa
Dandinstorm12: @Dandinstorm12 fair
tehfewl: counter on smith
LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Draw a card.
Dandinstorm12: poor Teag
Fruan: @AugmentingPath Thinking about being able to get companions back from exile just made me throw up a little.
KeytarCat: Is companion a relevant mechanic?
Dandinstorm12: not in Canlander
sheer_falacy: not in canlander
Izandai: No. There's no sideboards in Canlander.
KeytarCat: Oh, I forgot about sideboard
KeytarCat: thanks!
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
Dandinstorm12: totally real mox ruby
WavesOfBabies: there's no sideboards in commander either but you can run companions
Jovh11: Wow what a deep cut
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
marxmarksman: It's called "The Toquening", and yet Wheeler isn't wearing a toque. Curious.
Dandinstorm12: they changed the rules
viloke_virran: @WavesOfBabies Commander made a special exception for it.
LoadingReadyRun: Newest gameshow: Clamp! That! Bird!
mugulord: I feel like wheeler spends as much time crafting arcane references as he does arcane stacks of cardboard
LRRbot: Kappa Cannoneer [5U] | Artifact Creature — Turtle Warrior [4/4] | Improvise / Ward {4} / Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kappa Cannoneer and it can't be blocked this turn.
BrowneePoints: Love this card!
Fruan: kappa
Timagio: @LRRbot LUL
BrowneePoints: one of my fave cards in my Lonis EDH deck
robaphone251: love the card reader for it
micalovits: I love what this card does to LRRbot
AugmentingPath: love it when LRRbot emotes unprompted
Krotash: iirc commander changes the rules so they allow sideboards, but the only cards that can be in sideboards have to mention sideboard, or something. Basically a companion exception
Paranundrox: yeah that likely just kills Alex next turn
Dandinstorm12: Who gave that turtle a cannon???
theamc2000: It is ingenious smith but for commander
BrowneePoints: That turtle gave itself a cannon
Dandinstorm12: lol
PadawanTK16: teeg?
Dandinstorm12: just a 5/5
Dandinstorm12: creature
viloke_virran: @PadawanTK16 it's a creatur4e
AugmentingPath: teeg says noncreature PadawanTK16
BrowneePoints: WAIT IT COUNTS ITSELF!?
micalovits: Cause commander
PadawanTK16: right...
Izandai: So dumb that it counts itself.
robaphone251: not even cast artifact
robaphone251: so those thopters...
BrowneePoints: I've been playing it wrong for 6 months!
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
MegaDosX: Yeah, anything that says "when a ~ enters the battlefield" counts itself
Timagio: Don't you see the man is Kappa Cannon-y?
TemporallyAwry: Cool Eggs Deck PrideLaugh
PadawanTK16: I, unlike wheeler, don't know how teeg works
sheer_falacy: that is a big turt
MegaDosX: Like, Ashaya triggers landfall immediately, for instance
Izandai: @BrowneePoints In your defense, it's really dumb from a design perspective that it counts itself.
Dandinstorm12: ha
LRRbot: Oswald Fiddlebender [1W] | Legendary Creature — Gnome Artificer [2/2] | Magical Tinkering — {W}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed artifact's mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
Dandinstorm12: oswald
sheer_falacy: the Avatar is really branching out
Dandinstorm12: Alex, have you tried Junding Wheeler out?
BrowneePoints: Oswald is in my Greasefang edh deck :3
TheWriterAleph: it's gnot a gnelf
matthaus_c: I'm liking the tools Jeskai has that Grixis doesn't
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
Timagio: Just a lil guy
Niahlah: !card shatterstorm
LRRbot: Shatterstorm [2RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts. They can't be regenerated.
GreatGodOm: !card ingenious smith
LRRbot: Ingenious Smith [1W] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/1] | When Ingenious Smith enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Whenever one or more artifacts enter the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Ingenious Smith. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: Wheeler's board is starting to turn into a Where's Waldo puzzle
Ballistic_Meatball: gnot a gnoblin
Electrum516: Hey wassup guys what's going on with the game-
Applecrisp: Oswald killed JFK to search his library for LBJ, i'm sorry that's terrible
GreatGodOm: Shouldn't the smith be large?
Jovh11: @sheer_falacy It's from the Avatar went down to Georgia
robaphone251: @GreatGodOm once a turn
Electrum516: This boardstate o_o
Izandai: And Alex ain't exactly slouching either.
Electrum516: wHAT is going on?!
Timagio: @Applecrisp No no, that's fantastic.
Fruan: It feels weird that Wheeler is taking so many game actions and hasn't just won yet. I'm used to him playing much less fair decks than this.
AugmentingPath: Applecrisp dubious on the CMCs of the two presidents
Paranundrox: and servo etb
matthaus_c: @Electrum516 Artifact deck is going on
frunkyman: is this an actual game or did they like flip 10 cards and put them on the battlefield at the beginning of something
Timagio: @Electrum516 CanLander
MegaDosX: @Electrum516 Wheeler just did a lot of things with an artifact deck
iediablo: any good magic documentaries?
Dandinstorm12: real game
TemporallyAwry: @Electrum516 GivePLZ Powerful Magic TakeNRG
GreatGodOm: @GreatGodOm Right. You can't expect me to read the WHOLE card!
theamc2000: Servo etb as well
frunkyman: bc holy smokes
Paranundrox: Wheeler is short 1 counter (not that it matters) for Servo + Thopter
mugulord: Then I sacrifice my milk to cow churner, making 5 cheese tokens
Mustang_Redcloak: Is this where Alex justs Bane of Progress?
robaphone251: !card gruesome fate
LRRbot: Gruesome Fate [2B] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses 1 life for each creature you control.
Electrum516: @Electrum516 Lmao I can see it's Canlander (Best format btw)
Izandai: @Mustang_Redcloak God I wish.
Electrum516: @MegaDosX Hahah
Izandai: That would be so fucking funny.
golgomett: 3
MegaDosX: @Mustang_Redcloak That would be brutal
Dandinstorm12: nope
Electrum516: Good ol' Wheeler with his robots
MegaDosX: !card bane of progress
LRRbot: Bane of Progress [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | When Bane of Progress enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts and enchantments. Put a +1/+1 counter on Bane of Progress for each permanent destroyed this way.
BrowneePoints: even better, watch alex just play Bear Wrath
micalovits: Man I would give a lot for Alex to just slam hoof or bane of progress
Dandinstorm12: 90% sure Alex isn't running Bane
Fruan: Alex isn't just in the tank - in a board state like this it's a whole damn swimming pool.
Paranundrox: Bane is not really playable no
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints That's that one from BRO yeah? Fade to History or something?
Electrum516: What's the ouphe that stops artifacts
BrowneePoints: @MegaDosX yea
Paranundrox: Collector Ouphe
DangerDiabolik: I mean, fauna shaman is up and he can block counters
mugulord: That deep diving practice pool that nasa uses
Dandinstorm12: that one is probably in the deck
Electrum516: Alex sneak Collector ouphe into play >:)
Paranundrox: Fauna Shama is Needled
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Dandinstorm12: needle naemd shaman
micalovits: I think there is a needle on fauna shaman yea
Typicalchaz: the game continues
MegaDosX: Bane of Progress, Cleansing Nova, Fade to History, any of those would be funny
Electrum516: Are there decklists per chance?
mugulord: !deck
Vampiricsloth: fade to history has such cute artwork :3
Electrum516: I may want to build a new deck after stream...
micalovits: !decks
Electrum516: Thank you!
HadesLeprechaun: hey those kamigawa lands are good with weathered wayfarer, whoulda thunk
mugulord: ah. plural
matthaus_c: and if you were wondering why Brotherhood's End is the best 3 damage wrath, this is it
AugmentingPath: Vampiricsloth downside: gives them a bear. Upside: it's an *adorable* bear
sheer_falacy: Boseiju discounted by legendary creature control
GreatGodOm: Boseiju costs 1 less. Cause of Gaddock
GreatGodOm: Once again gaddock being forgotten. SMH
Niahlah: !card eternal witness
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
micalovits: Please have an outdated decklist so there is a hoof
Dandinstorm12: it's because teag is short
preventionantimutilation: he's just a dusty oold man who isnt even a 0/4
mugulord: the base 2 mana cost makes you want to think it's just disenchant
Electrum516: Little bit late to the party but I've been watching the chit chaff stream and oh man did it look like a good time. Peak vibes
Electrum516: Pog Serge for getting new sleeves
mugulord: !gadd
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
WavesOfBabies: I had the sound off accidentally and was just like "wow the tension is really eating at them"
mugulord: lol
Dandinstorm12: sage?
Dandinstorm12: shame
marxmarksman: Elvish Reclaimer tutors lands, but Elvish Proclaimer walks 500 miles.
MegaDosX: Imagine showing a screenshot of this boardstate to someone who doesn't understand Magic
Dandinstorm12: your mana though alex
drewm1022: well done.
gsyhiap: @marxmarksman and then presumably 500 miles more
BrowneePoints: Alex knows
Electrum516: @MegaDosX "And then he flooped the pig!"
GreatGodOm: I assume that wheeler named reclaimer, to stop alex from getting a land that nukes the yard.
Dandinstorm12: foundry?
citizen_pain: @MegaDosX "is this that 52 pickup game?"
Electrum516: This maay be a silly question but does Wheeler win next turn I don't have the brain capacity to comprehend this board state.
Dandinstorm12: probably
Izandai: It's pretty likely.
MegaDosX: Wheeler has a pretty strong board state
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Electrum516: I'm guessing so...
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Dandinstorm12: depends on the Wheeler
Izandai: He can get back the Cannoneer EOT using Goblin Welder, so if he can just make 15 artifacts on his turn, he can crack in for lethal with it.
Electrum516: @Dandinstorm12 Always depends on the wheeler heh
Izandai: Oh right, that ability. Game might not be over this turn then.
BrowneePoints: and this btw chat is a reason Maverick is still "the best fair deck" in Legacy
Dandinstorm12: Benjamin "Not Casting stuff" Wheeler
LRRbot: Voltage Surge [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. / Voltage Surge deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell's additional cost was paid, Voltage Surge deals 4 damage instead.
Fruan: Both of these decks are too smart for me.
Dandinstorm12: @BrowneePoints with Burn not far behind
AugmentingPath: ah good, they installed the censor button on alex's nose
cmdrlyrandar: seems like maverick just means goodstuff
BrowneePoints: It is
Jovh11: @Electrum516 I mean he's in a commanding position but I am unsure if he has the power to kill Alex I count 13 power in fliers the rest can be blocked easily
Izandai: Oh did Wheeler not get the Cannoneer back? Was the Welder summoning sick?
YeetTheRich_: this boardstate is a mess
Paranundrox: yeah he cast it his last turn
Izandai: Ah, okay.
Dandinstorm12: hiss
BrowneePoints: Maverick is basically a "Goodstuff Midrange" Value Pile based in GW(and sometimes G/B)
tocu: isnt delver considered fair ? since its just tempo
Dandinstorm12: "what if we played Mom and Knight of the Reliquary?"
micalovits: Goodstuff midrange with a bit of a lands package
Dandinstorm12: nah Delver has murktide, super unfair
BrowneePoints: sometimes it's strict GW, sometimes Bant or Abzan, but Maverick is consistently the Litmus test on "is your deck BS enough for legacy"
tocu: thought unfair was reserved for combo decks ?
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
Dandinstorm12: :P
BrowneePoints: @tocu there are degenerate decks in Legacy that aren't strict combo
Dandinstorm12: :p
BrowneePoints: (degenerate not used as a perjorative here)
LRRbot: Ingenious Smith [1W] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/1] | When Ingenious Smith enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Whenever one or more artifacts enter the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Ingenious Smith. This ability triggers only once each turn.
heartofgoldfish: north 100-minute-long match
Jovh11: @tocu Unfair is reserved for if I lose to it
tocu: @BrowneePoints ah things have changed
theamc2000: Ingenious smith is a wordy uncommon
tocu: I guess you do need to put initiative cards into the unfair catagory
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Dandinstorm12: Delver is probably the best deck in the format though
micalovits: I'd call delver a pretty fair deck, but goblins is a creature deck that tries to do unfair things
Fruan: My understanding has always been that a so called 'fair' deck intends to win through creature combat, generally paying mana costs etc. And a so called 'unfair' deck doesn't do that.
micalovits: @Dandinstorm12 Untill ONE when initiative gets panharmommycon for reasons
BrowneePoints: the Initiative cards by themselves aren't unfair, it's just that they perfectly slot into D&T shells for free
Dandinstorm12: well
Dandinstorm12: Alex is correct
Izandai: Alex was at 20
Applecrisp: wheeler swung in with thought monitor once
rabbitgta: nope 20
Fbomb101ers: look at that board state SeemsGood Kreygasm
theamc2000: Nope
Diabore: alex had the nat 20
Alas_Babylon: One Monitor, one Finks, net zero
Applecrisp: (after kitchen finks)
micalovits: And there is a finks
Dandinstorm12: Stroke?
BrowneePoints: one monitor one finks two swings 10 life
citizen_pain: the only fair legacy deck is Belcher
rabbitgta: probs, basically commander board state
Dandinstorm12: We still play stroke right?
Trymantha: time for hitsugus second right
Moocanoe__: the greatest second rite slowroll of all time
WavesOfBabies: not cool Paul
Fbomb101ers: who's got farewell?
Fruan: It's reassuring to see that Wheeler has a bandwidth limit for tracking a gamestate like this. It's SOOO much higher than mine, but it's clearly not limitless.
tocu: Some black would be good for the DRS anyways
theamc2000: !card orzhov pontiff
LRRbot: Orzhov Pontiff [1WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Haunt / When Orzhov Pontiff enters the battlefield or the creature it haunts dies, choose one — / • Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Creatures you don't control get −1/−1 until end of turn.
gsyhiap: 'He's at flunge-teen'
heartofgoldfish: hidetsugu's second rite would be really strong in mental magic
BrowneePoints: and games like this are why I'm a Johnny/Timmy Toolbox Midrange afficionado
BrowneePoints: it makes for some of the coolest games of magic you'll ever play
Fbomb101ers: vandalblast overloaded?
Alas_Babylon: !card Fade from History
LRRbot: Fade from History [2GG] | Sorcery | Each player who controls an artifact or enchantment creates a 2/2 green Bear creature token. Then destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
Dandinstorm12: fracturing gust
LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: Draw a card.
Ballistic_Meatball: I missed it, how did wheeler get pyrite spellbomb on the field?
Izandai: Fiddlebender.
Dandinstorm12: oswald
robaphone251: @Ballistic_Meatball oswald on a chrome mox
Dandinstorm12: ^^
AkiraBalance27: so...who's winning?
Ballistic_Meatball: that'd do it, thanks everyone!
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
Izandai: Wheeler
viloke_virran: @AkiraBalance27 chat
Dandinstorm12: makes lots of mana
Fruan: No spinning the Urza wheel? Oh, right, locked out of non creature spells.
Dandinstorm12: Wheeler is, Alex can't rally generate any force
Jovh11: That was an awesome game
Dandinstorm12: and the handshake
Dandinstorm12: what a great game
BjjBrain: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
rabbitgta: well played all
BrowneePoints: Love me some Maverick
xXAYAYAXx: GG
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Alas_Babylon: poggin' off
WavesOfBabies: what a game what a game
DEATHlikescats: THICC board
Dandinstorm12: Alex do you have a questing beast in there?
BjjBrain: !Decklist
Dandinstorm12: oh
BrowneePoints: but yea for chat
BrowneePoints: if you've never checked out Maverick, try it some time
BrowneePoints: it's the most powerful Fair Magic you'll ever play
Dandinstorm12: oooh Titania is spicy
cmdrelk: lrrSHINE
kaziel0: Thanks for the stream!
Fruan: Canlander is just such an awesome format to spectate.
Fruan: PAWBO
BrowneePoints: "Be there or be compleated!"
Dandinstorm12: or be a rectangular thang
Joecool190: oh that loaded
BrowneePoints: Get down with the Phyresis!
Dog_of_Myth: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Dandinstorm12: no?
TheWriterAleph: drink your oil-valtine
Izandai: Use more oil in your cooking.
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Dandinstorm12: censor button when?
rabbitgta: batusy to all and to all a good night
theamc2000: Good night
robaphone251: ooh that reminds me... built a meme-y dancer vgc team
robaphone251: been fun
Dandinstorm12: oooh
Dandinstorm12: exciting
thraximore: the boundaries are crumbling LUL
BrowneePoints: You mean Final Fantasy Fran
BrowneePoints: no one else matters
Cavemanhar: ff12 is my favorite game
sheer_falacy: shame about the main character
Cavemanhar: there are 15
BrowneePoints: there's 15
AkiraBalance27: there are 15
kaziel0: 15, almost 16
n3ther: name each and every one
sheer_falacy: there are a few more than that
sheer_falacy: they're bad at numbers
tocu: How can you forget the New Kids on the block FF ?
micalovits: Even more when you count weird side games and remakes
Applecrisp: there's 3 13's and 2 10's but only 1 12
345tom: yeah what happened to new metal final fantasy in paradise
rabbitgta: if you love final fatasy name 10 characters, cid
AkiraBalance27: @Applecrisp technically 2 12s
tocu: could be said 2 14s
nickthecatbear: So, we got chess and jack-boxing?
Juliamon: ages, ages
baskwalla: Ages ages ages
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laundreydhull: building a chess?
AkiraBalance27: actually there is straight up a sequel to 12
thebuzzstreams: Take the Bezos bucks!
robaphone251: !prime
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MegaDosX: Serge's character dying was something chat had mixed feelings about. Serge not getting to play is sad, but his character as an asshole so seeing him gone wasn't too bad >_>
laundreydhull: "New Snerge" was cast into the fire
aerohydra: is totally dead
laundreydhull: that last stream...
definenull: serge is baby
sheer_falacy: it was just like on gang beasts
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
laundreydhull: at least lrrSERGE did his best to not biff it?
345tom: this is the first LRR stream I've seen this year that wheeler didnt ask for pizza
AttackCowboy: Back at it again at krispy cream lives rent free in my head
sheer_falacy: they got pizza, that's the end of pizza
KWardJenx: Thank you for a great stream.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
heartofgoldfish: Honk shoe time
Applecrisp: gg
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
baskwalla: Byyyye
laundreydhull: ow. how could you lrrWHEELER ?
laundreydhull: right in the *stifles* twoes . . .