SaxPython: Hey. Is this where I pog with the champs?
SaxPython: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Mozart Requiem<br />Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES!) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (5m from now).
SaxPython: does everyone have their mechanical insects ready?
mtvcdm: Does everyone understand stairs today?
SaxPython: man I still don't understandstaira. I need to take remedial ramps
Juliamon: I was warned about the stairs
Juliamon: ain't making that mistake again
TehAmelie: at least once a year i find myself wishing Greendale community college's course "Ladders" was real
mtvcdm: LRRBot, do you understand stairs?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6973: "You don't need to worry about grievances if the other party's dead." —Fugi [2020-05-27]
TehAmelie: it would come in useful in so many unexpected situations
SaxPython: I think lrrbot's got it right
Juliamon: I see lrrbot's a blaseball fan
Juliamon: or maybe it just knows that Isarobot died today
mtvcdm: STAIRS
TemporallyAwry: !soon
mtvcdm: blaseball-style alerts are so much fun to write
Juliamon: I wonder if blessings will continue to be secreted
mtvcdm: They require so few words and convey so much impact.
mtvcdm: Oh hey, Grand Sumo is starting for the day but nope I'm here for now
mtvcdm: It'll be going for the next nine hours I'm fine
SaxPython: lrrSIG
DaxStrife: Oh boy, time for Chafer Myth... er, Rhythm Cafe.
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SaxPython: Watch and Play-er Piano
Desruprot: limesBlink
Metric_Furlong: the battle with stairs continues for another week
kusinohki: battle with stairs - the 2nd story
PharaohBender27: Cheer300 Watch + Cafe returns!
tidehollowcat: Now to see if someone scheduled a windows update in the middle of Rhythm Cafe
GapFiller: Cheer100 非常階段 STAIR HYPE!
duckace11: what flavor of lies are on the spical tonight?
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
adept_nekomancer: Secret objection technique!
GapFiller: sooo how yr been enjoying Heathers homestrems then Ian?
princess_intell: aren't people required to do the phoenix wright pose whenever they say OBJECTION
SeismicLawns: ooooh hey it's mozart game
SaxPython: lol
duckace11: house of lies now open all day Sunday
Invitare: Sunday? Is it not Tuesday?
PharaohBender27: !patreon
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mtvcdm: f e b r u a r y i s c o m i n g
SaxPython: lol
princess_intell: i'm confused
adept_nekomancer: February is coming. Did you bring your coat?
SaxPython: Big Bad Business Daddy
Invitare: church and state
FITorion: and work play
princess_intell: this game kinda sucks? is that too harsh?
mtvcdm: This is a dessert if we're good
mtvcdm: REMINDER TEXT: Chapter X of Mozart Requiem has bugged saves, and in case save Slot 3 (where you left off) doesn't function, you made a backup save shortly before it in Slot 2.
Twilight_Spark: Oh dear, the choice to zoom in on the polygons there.
acuilador: So you're saying that the Mozart game is more about style than subtantive storytelling?
korvys: Someone's going ham on that harpsicord
GDwarble: The...letters can't be read because they point to the west?
A_Dub888: benginFacepalm
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown
asthanius: Are you serious
PharaohBender27: Even in Viennese dialect, they wouldn't phrase it as, "the letters are phrasing west"
GDwarble: Can mirrors only be hung on the north wall of a building?
SaxPython: Wingdings < Letters Point Weat
adept_nekomancer: If the letters are on a south wall, then they should face west.
princess_intell: this is like national treasure, but sooooo much dumber
mtvcdm: Time for Mozart Champ
SquareDotCube: And now, drunken composer time!
princess_intell: a couple of national treasure riddles actually made me feel clever
Punching_Bag: So the story of through the looking glass is a variation of the journey to the west? Kappa
GDwarble: This what world is this conducting?
SaxPython: Throwing Conductor Gang signs
iarethel0ser: You are letting the spirits conduct through you.
princess_intell: is this our dowsing rod?
PharaohBender27: The out of tune parts when you make a mistake make this sound like a horror soundtrack
TehAmelie: imagine if you had to make actual conducting movements with the mouse though
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
SquareDotCube: seventh bar?
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie If anything that would be easier, given how erratic the movements it makes you do are
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
GDwarble: Ah, but is it a ladder or a *step* ladder?
RandomTrivia: Ah good, we can finally use Chekhov's Ladder lrrBEEJ
SaxPython: !clip
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Wolfstrike_NL: Ladders? Advanced stairs?!
princess_intell: this game is dumb
Desruprot: Quickly! *walks incredibly slowly*
kusinohki: the 7th bar, for when you don't get drunk enough in the first 6...
princess_intell: i'm so happy we all get to experience it together
SaxPython: thanks PB FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: :D
Metric_Furlong: I think that's a chez lounge, technically
PharaohBender27: @SaxPython It was an earlier moment I clipped though, one I hadn't thought to clip at the time and had to go to the in-progress VOD for :p
SquareDotCube: gotta open the door first
SaxPython: magnificent
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
iarethel0ser: It's haunted.
princess_intell: innnnn dreeeeeams heeeee caaaaallllled tooooo meeeeee
iarethel0ser: We have proceeded from Watch and Play to Let's Nope.
tidehollowcat: Watch + Nope Cafe
RandomTrivia: This game *has* been pretty much Keys&Doors all the way down
GDwarble: I remember this episode of the Magic School Bus
SquareDotCube: pay no attention to the man in the morph suit
Punching_Bag: Enhance!
Desruprot: desrupD
RealGamerCow: That harpsichord player is going ham
adept_nekomancer: At least the illusion didn't try and steal his music. He'd never forgive it.
SaxPython: boo vision. we're here for hearing
princess_intell: heather ian's gonna clip through a wall
Twilight_Spark: With Double Lock gum!
acuilador: A lock and a deadlock deal. Incase the Doctor visits
princess_intell: the constant harpsicord music is.... a lot
princess_intell: i know mozart played it a whole lot, but it feels excessive
korvys: enough
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Desruprot: pants...
princess_intell: is she wearing... pants?
adept_nekomancer: Her pants have clipped through a wall
Twilight_Spark: :|
RandomTrivia: The old "this used to be my boyfriend's hoodie, now it's mine"
princess_intell: a WHAT
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
SaxPython: sick burns all around
emboar2235: she is a bohemian, and this is her rapsody
RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD
Juliamon: hey, game? COULD YOU NOT
Twilight_Spark: Umm.
Metric_Furlong: what does that even MEAN?
GDwarble: Mozart is the worst, apparently
RandomTrivia: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
princess_intell: what the FLYING BUS is happening????????
tidehollowcat: Can we pump the breaks on the racism please, game?
A_Dub888: benginWat
princess_intell: i'm just in shock
acuilador: A mirror does not fix NO PANTS
RandomTrivia: UH
Rourke9: just got here... uuuh what happened
duckace11: oh no his pants!
RandomTrivia: This game went so far off the rails in record time...
Rourke9: PERFECT
GDwarble: @Rourke9 Racism
princess_intell: this game is TERRIBLE
Rourke9: @GDwarble ah, of course
Desruprot: so they both had no pants
A_Dub888: Well that escalated quickly
Juliamon: Rourke9 Ian logicked out that the "letters are pointing west" was actually that they were mirrored, we found a secret room with a projector, and then this happened
Rourke9: @Juliamon thank you. ideal
acuilador: Reports? Is he a member of the secret composer police?
tidehollowcat: Because he's a horrible person?
princess_intell: what the hell kind of accent is that
PharaohBender27: He was a Scot named Englander for . . . reasons
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahah REKT
Rourke9: fair enough lady
duckace11: If there was a scottish person named Englander did his parents hate him?
A_Dub888: "I put my life into your hands" "Good" *kicks Mozart into the river*
GDwarble: What ransom? Who are you ransoming him to? You didn't even know who he was!
mtvcdm: Gambling? I'm in!
Metric_Furlong: gambling? I'm in!
princess_intell: don't pay his ransom, put him into the ocean and end the game
acuilador: Or he lilled alot of english so he was an engander
SaxPython: lrrJUDGECALL
GDwarble: Also *eesh*, they're just leaning right into the anti-Romani stereotypes, aren't they?
tidehollowcat: they sure are @GDwarble
PharaohBender27: @GDwarble The only way they could lean harder into them was if they intimated that they took children.
silenceaux: Oh, but if you don't bust you still get a coin?
korvys: What's the limit?
GDwarble: @korvys 31
Diabore: seems like 31
mtvcdm: What's the target?
princess_intell: quick rename the stream to ITYC
princess_intell: this is a card game
iarethel0ser: Now: Is This Your Watch and Nope Cafe.
PMAvers: When do we start doing tricks to cheat at cards like Card Shark?
Spanked42: does this progress the story or are you just addicted to gambling?
mtvcdm: What's the win con?
SquareDotCube: aces are still 1 and 11
Spanked42: I'm late to the stream
GDwarble: @PMAvers It wouldn't make any sense, but would you be surprised if the Comte Saint Germain showed up?
PharaohBender27: @Spanked42 You've missed this game taking a turn involving some anti-Romani stereotypes
korvys: 10 is the most common number
RandomTrivia: Gambling? seabatCHOICE
acuilador: cognititve loop
RandomTrivia: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
Anubis169: Hello everyone, I just had to go into the office and reset all our crap at 11:40 at night.
PharaohBender27: I wonder if that's one of the bugs we were warned about . . .
mtvcdm: We lost a gamble for your life. Gamble again! Double or nothing!
Anubis169: ON A SUNDAY
Anubis169: Working in IT is fun
PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 OOOOOF
RandomTrivia: @Anubis169 Oh nooooo
Punching_Bag: this is now watch and play (cards)
SquareDotCube: So it seems that it still uses aces as both 1 and 11, so with an ace you don't immediately bust if you go over with an ace
Anubis169: How goes the Mozarting
SquareDotCube: it instead goes from 11 to 1
Juliamon: Anubis169 It decided to get racist
RandomTrivia: Oh right, didn't someone say last week that there was a potential softlock in this chapter?
Anubis169: doesn't everything?
PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Specifically, racist against Romani
Anubis169: what happened?
Juliamon: We're being forced to gamble against Romani
Anubis169: o.O
Anubis169: forced?
Juliamon: They kidnapped Mozart after he was very racist against the Romani woman
PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Came across a woman without pants who Mozart referred to as the g-word, and then we found the Scotsman named Englander tied and gagged, and some Romani want to throw us off a bridge so a pal is gambling for our life
adept_nekomancer: Average card as a value of 7.5, I believe.
Anubis169: that's a story and a half
tidehollowcat: Englander also wasn't wearing pants.
RandomTrivia: Another ace
Anubis169: pardon me while i go put my brain through the dishwasher on 'intensive stains'
RandomTrivia: Just don't bust and you get a point right?
SquareDotCube: got an ace
PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Due to the 60-second clip limit, I could only get the latter part of what happened:
Anubis169: thanks Pharaoh <3
Juliamon: And now we can't progress until we win at cards.
Diabore: the game ended when vana got to *16*
Anubis169 hugs
Anubis169: this seems like very bad game design...
adept_nekomancer: Perhaps 31 with 3 cards is special?
PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Gee, you think? sparkl171Smug
Diabore: if you get it in 3 rounds over
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Anubis169: what's the rule, don't go over 30?
Diabore: @Anubis169 31 is the goal
korvys: Oh, hey, I pulled a foil Jack of Spades!
RandomTrivia: That's so cursed
Anubis169: btw, the rate of turnover at casinos of playing cards is NUTS
adept_nekomancer: Spades are out this season, now it's broccoli.
Jensling: So Fallout New Vegas "Caravan" but poker?
PharaohBender27: @Jensling Sure seems that way
Diabore: @adept_nekomancer cant believe i need a whole new deck now that spades are out
kusinohki: is ian familiar with Doomtown? CCG but all the locations and people and actions also have a normal card rank and suit you play poker with
v_nome: But we already have broccoli. We just call it clubs for some reason
mtvcdm: 16 looks like the target points.
Scy_Anide: Feel like Wheeler needs to play a rhythm game now.
mtvcdm: Is This Your Rhythm?
Diabore: so winner gets 2, next highest gets 1, and last and bust get 0
PharaohBender27: OK, I need to go start making dinner. Hopefully by the time I come back while the dish is simmering, we'll be past this card game :p
DaxStrife: You ever just play cards so much you forget your own name?
SquareDotCube: also if they played 31 "correctly", you play until all cards are dealt then shuffle. It invites card counting but that's the rule
RandomTrivia: So we've had Watch+Play (so much), we've done Let's Nope and now ITYC, which other LRR stream shall we do bit-infringement on next? lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: 31 spices in a single recipe sounds like absolute hell
RandomTrivia: Personally I'm hoping for Now Kiss
ShaneLeeAtk: Ooo... I made tomato, onion, and butter sauce last night.
mtvcdm: At that point just mulch a tree and serve it as a salad
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun winner gets 2, next highest gets 1, and last and bust get 0
Diabore: yeah
Aygar: How is this a rhythm game?
korvys: Ok, so I *think* the way the computer is playing is "Stop if the total is 22 or more, and beating everyone else"
Diabore: @korvys makes sense, cant bust at 21 or less
Saltpetre_Academic: So I've just tuned in, is this totally random game connected to something plot relevant? that seems unpleasant
Anubis169: LOL
korvys: @korvys Yeah, and there's probably a little more logic with Aces, too
mtvcdm: play the thirty one.
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Diabore: @Saltpetre_Academic yes :(
SquareDotCube: this game SUCKS
Metric_Furlong: game design!
Anubis169: The 31 will continue until the game improves!
SquareDotCube: at least write the game to draw from the deck until exhausted, THEN shuffle
PMAvers: >be the Havel
Anubis169: !advice
LRRbot: It's really hard to kill someone if they don't trust you.
SquareDotCube: just so card counting can be used as a strat
DaxStrife: "Talk to Havel. You are now Havel." That's some homestuck right there.
Anubis169: done, 2sec
mtvcdm: already did
LordZarano: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a fox in Crocs trading stocks to an ox with pox for lox at Mox
kusinohki: was this the softlock someone mentioned earlier or is there another way to wreck this game??
Anubis169: there ya go, already done
Anubis169: this is just a boredom lock
mtvcdm: you are now double Havel
Diabore: !advice
LRRbot: The weasel's probably right.
Anubis169: !badadvice
LRRbot: Add a point in Bear.
justthorne: sorry, just got here. how did you solve the double locked door?
justthorne: or have they?
Anubis169: hahahaha
RandomTrivia: This game is just Havels and Havel-nots lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: !clip
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SquareDotCube: thanks aces
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
Diabore: aces make fun
TheMerricat: "Morning" chat. Just woke up and saw the news about one of the big name drivers in LeMans Virtual just rage quit and uninstalled the racing client they on stream. Immediately thought of Ian. :D
Anubis169: The RNG in this is staggering
korvys: I guess you're playing to 16
Diabore: so mano cant win again
acuilador: Or place
Diabore: i think thats game
Diabore: i unequivocally hate this game
laundreydhull: Cool "Is This Your Card" Switcheroo Cafe, eh? LUL lrrIAN lrrHEATHER
Anubis169: unrelated, the board you're playing on is beautiful marquetry <3
TheMerricat: It's running right now, 24 hours of LeMans, assumed you would have been already aware Ian, given them treding on your territory. :P
laundreydhull: I mean, "This Is Your Card" as they say, yes?
verzegnassicaio: Hello everyone! How's everyone today? finally i caught some LRR strems :)
Diabore: one more win
korvys: Now just take second if you can get it
mtvcdm: heart of the cards!
Diabore: ITS OVER
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown Got there! FBtouchdown
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Wolfstrike_NL: Got there!
laundreydhull: Storm Count 16. Nice.
betazed15: That's ominous.
Metric_Furlong: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
mtvcdm: It's fortunate Mozart was revived from death five times
RealGamerCow: DDoS attack on a racing game? What dickheads
acuilador: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Anubis169: why does Mozart sound like he's from the states?
Anubis169: hey, we scored!
Jensling: You are no longer Havel
Wolfstrike_NL: Can we save?
RandomTrivia: @Anubis169 Because this game is very... this game
acuilador: Oh, okay, so we're not going to play Mozart, the other one.
mtvcdm: it's a bridge
FITorion: we're gonna toss you in the river... Lets play cards for a bit... Ok all done into the river you go
laundreydhull: @mtvcdm The Card Game?
adept_nekomancer: but not *double* locked
Anubis169: I think there's another score in the back... wait no that one says Salieri :P
mtvcdm: card game is also a bridge
matthaus_c: this is exactly like Yakuza
Spanked42: I mean, he IS dead so makes sense
acuilador: But if it's not double locked, then there's no deadfall seal.
mtvcdm: Oh, so we DID lose the card game
DaxStrife: Quick, someone do that "running from hovering guy" meme but put Mozart in it.
mtvcdm: This is Ghost Trick, we are playing Ghost Trick now
RandomTrivia: It's gone, making it a Small Statue of the S'ain't
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
A_Dub888: @mtvcdm A ghosst Pomeranian would improve the game
Anubis169: they had great correction fluid in the Rennaisance... you can barely see the marks on the page!
Anubis169: does this entire section depend on the player being able to read sheet music?
Anubis169: 'cause that's not common
cheshire_creeper: What this series of streams is really making me crave is a LRR Adventure Game Stream Series
mtvcdm: The four descending should go below the other four descending.
Juliamon: Anubis169 Partly, but it's mostly just pattern recognition
matthaus_c: you're trying to tell me William Gibson was involved in this? lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: It's pattern recognition but it somewhat relies on you knowing what patterns you're looking for :D
Anubis169: <-- can read it, but..
RandomTrivia: Such as knowing that the two violin lines are often in thirds with one another. That's not something you can just guess at
betazed15: I spent 12 years reading music...Mozart is still a challenge.
Anubis169: agreed
TheMerricat: If I had to guess, top right, bottom right.
mtvcdm: The two four-note ones should go with the other four-notes.
Aygar: Is the music playing the score?
betazed15: Are you supposed to mimic the music playing to the sheet music?
RandomTrivia: It's also not obvious when you should be matching the rhythms unless you know at least something about the typical characteristics of the classical era
Anubis169: the music playing is a hint i think
RandomTrivia: The background music is unrelated to the score in front of us
betazed15: @RandomTrivia Yep...they lived and died by rests
RandomTrivia: It plays how it should be written once, before you get to rearrange
betazed15: Oh dear's a whole symphony. Egads.
RandomTrivia: benginTry
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
betazed15: Well done, ya'll. Well done.
Anubis169: manGRY manFIST
trainpants: It's a whole bunch of instruments. I'm so used to piano music I was trying to figure out what each hand was doing 🤦‍♂️
v_nome: A lesser team would have had difficulty
acuilador: I, why you do this game?
Aygar: protonFootball
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: It's like the first week of band recital
RandomTrivia: It's so jarring
betazed15: @trainpants You, too???
Anubis169: Stop murdering the music!!
Anubis169 slaps the game
adept_nekomancer: lrrFINE
Anubis169: Play one not both!
Juliamon: Game is determined to offend as many people as possible
Anubis169: Well it succeeded...
RandomTrivia: Every time that happens, just like the "conducting" segments, where my brain is expecting so many things about the music and then *WHAM* it's exactly not that
TheMerricat: As a reminder, this is a 'remake' of a game that was only released in French back in 2008. The 'remake' added a couple of languages and upped the resolution of the textures from 1k to 2k. And that's about it. It costs $30 USD on Steam....
acuilador: Well, as with many bad adventure games, little has been done to make the experience flow. Cosi fan tutti.
Diabore: @TheMerricat 30 bucks? i could buy a carton of eggs for that!
Anubis169: I could buy a mug of diesel for that!
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acuilador: I'm very upset this game is not conducive to Mozart puns.
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TheMerricat: Good news chat from one of the reviews: "As the plot is very long it will keep you busy for at least 20 hours, there are 18 chapters, so many characters to know with which to interact and interpret."
Anubis169: are they all as 1-dimentional as a line?
TheMerricat: " There is nice voice acting (I played in English; well, tried to play it at least) and the story was obviously crafted with love for Mozart and his world."
Anubis169: dimensional*
Anubis169 slaps his phone too
A_Dub888: Mozart standing in the corner, thinking about what he's done
Earthenone: is it head and shoulders above myst?
DaxStrife: Get in the Mozart, Shinji.
TheMerricat: @Anubis169 I think dimentional is perfectly accurate as well. :P
Anubis169: dementional? :P
acuilador: @TheMerricat I think there are too many words in that sentence statement.
RandomTrivia: I guess we can't Pete Townshend it... 0/10 literally unplayable lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: they didn't even spell the slur correctly
Juliamon: It's a 'valid' spelling
A_Dub888: Over/Under on serial killer?
cheshire_creeper: YOU OLD HERMIT
TheMerricat: OMG
mtvcdm: Save me Santa
Anubis169: it's in the same realm as tyre/tire
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
SaxPython: perfect
RandomTrivia: "This scene is ridiculous enough... Come on, there's work to be done" lrrBEEJ
laundreydhull: I'm sorry; What Did IAN Say!?
TheMerricat: That is _exactly_ what God would say to Mozart.
laundreydhull: It sounded distorted here
RandomTrivia: I think that was the point
trainpants: that wasn't Ian that was god
Anubis169: is this Prague btw? I recognise those statues
TheMerricat: lol
Juliamon: Yes, we're in Prague
RandomTrivia: [Mozart waddles slowly towards the camera] :D
FITorion: walking here
Anubis169: those statues are lovely in person, though a little more worn down <3
laundreydhull: pfffft
RandomTrivia: Alternative caption: "Makin' my way downtown"
Anubis169: but this is Prague in the Rennaisance... Chat, be very glad we don't have Smellovision
acuilador: Give them a red herring...
RandomTrivia: At least Mozart seems to have worked stairs out by now
Travilogue: wut
laundreydhull: huh.
DaxStrife: Oh no, stairs! Mozart's weakness!
Anubis169: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man a red herring, he'll wander misdirected for a lifetime.
acuilador: Okay, mozart, I know you didn't have the most keen mind. but here's a tip. If you're on a bridge escaping from people on one side. Got TO The Other Side!
A_Dub888: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always encouraged.
Aygar: But you need to use the bow to open the window shutters
laundreydhull: !advice
LRRbot: Don't give James the pizza.
CururuGuasu: Plays the violin so well it sounds like a harpsichord
TheMerricat: So... was this secret passage designed so that only master musicians can open it?
laundreydhull: But that was maybe three-four streams ago, bot.
Metric_Furlong: Ian!
CururuGuasu: Ra! Mummies Alive!
Scy_Anide: Doors of Stone? Finally, the third book!
Phailhammer: The Eye of Ra? How are we supposed to get to Abydos!? lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: Open a Turkish bath!
Anubis169: Con confirm, there is no secret door, had lunch against that wall :P
Makhiel: I didn't know Ancient Egyptians built the Charles Bridge
mtvcdm: Swim, Mozart, swim!
Juliamon: But did you place a replica statue in the cracks? Maybe you just didn't know how to open the secret door!
DaxStrife: This guy who's trying to track you down sure does like to play tour guide.
A_Dub888: Wait, why is he telling us this?
acuilador: Because he coaught us and is a villain
RandomTrivia: uhhhhhh
TheGameD0c: as one says
acuilador: Oh god, the racism.
Anubis169: I would've done Julia, but some architect put 12ft of supporting stone in the way. Will check next time I visit :D
Anubis169: That's gotta be it
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: This problem requires a hole. Where's Mr. Driller? Or James I guess.
Loa_Ayizan: is that a harpsichord in your pocket?
Earthenone: !holes
LRRbot: Luckily, this is Hole In One.... Or Two!
cheshire_creeper: Okay good plot
A_Dub888: I.... 'kay
Anubis169: Let's waddle to the Opera!
acuilador: I mean, it's the Basso Continuo. Everyone had to use it in any performance, so they had wandering bassos
mtvcdm: put hot embers in pocket for later
WiJohn: I hear they seeketh ash
Anubis169 giggles his backside off
RandomTrivia: @acuilador And over a couple of hundred years, they became distorted until the walking bassline was established lrrBEEJ
Anubis169: manAWW
Anubis169: love this piece
Anubis169: Sure let me winch this thing out the window, you'll have it back momentarily
mtvcdm: !youtube
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TheMerricat: :D
mtvcdm: Seamless
mtvcdm: If you're watching the YouTube, your engagement question is, what large musical instrument would you put in your pocket?
acuilador: Now we can carry embers
TheMerricat: Chat, did I miss it, is Mozart still a criminal on the run?
Anubis169: So something for a Chillpoint... somebody's made a mod for Resi Evil Village that gives fixed camera angles like this (and older Resi Evil games)
mtvcdm: @TheMerricat It's complicated
acuilador: "Oh Mozart, you came in so late, and my husband is not home..." is a line...
hb8u: what
Juliamon: oh no
mtvcdm: debt is what you're trying NOT to be in
Juliamon: she IS propositioning
RandomTrivia: Oh for fucks sake
laundreydhull: Is This How Courting used To Work!?
iarethel0ser: I've seen enough... ahem... to know where this is going.
RandomTrivia: Oh thank BUS
laundreydhull: This sucks chat....
SeismicLawns: well with mozart that's no guarantee of any difference
mtvcdm: @laundreydhull I mean
acuilador: The actual Mozart would have been halfway there before realizing she was asking for a part.
WiJohn: & That's when the rhythm game shows up!
Dog_of_Myth: What a weird time to tune in....
Anubis169 spittakes
Anubis169: dammit WiJohn manLOL
acuilador: GAME
CururuGuasu: And a yo-yo
Anubis169: "Does not open from this side"
TheMerricat: Chat... I think I figured Mozart's walk cycle out, he can't bend his spine, he's wearing a corset...
SeismicLawns: he walks like he's trying to hide 2 broken legs
Anubis169: The walk reminds me of the penguins from Muppet Christmas Carol
acuilador: Okay, now you're just Deliberately being Bussing suggestive.
WiJohn: Plundering that man's sweet box
mtvcdm: Mozart has the walk cycle of a drinking-bird toy
PharaohBender27: (returning) I see we managed to beat that card game at some point :p
Desruprot: hear singing but no singing going on stage
CururuGuasu: Trot cycle
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 We did, and you've missed quite a bit of unexpected innuendo
Anubis169: This entire room is lit by candles, which are on fire!
Anubis169: did we just make a Hot Toddy?
acuilador: Yes, whenever I needed a roaring fire. I walked to the glowing embers and poked them ONCE
Anubis169: drink this scalding sweetwater!
Loa_Ayizan: here, catch!
RandomTrivia: """intention"""
Pteraspidomorphi: :|
RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD
acuilador: GDit game
Phailhammer: benginWat
Utopos: Phrasing, game!
WiJohn: That wasn't even inuenndo!
rhapsodyblue92: come on
mtvcdm: OH MY GOD
RandomTrivia: OH NO
PharaohBender27: Oh NO
TheMerricat: WHAT IS THIS?
ghyllnox: Lmao
niccus: uh.
PharaohBender27: Not THAT AGAIN
mtvcdm: GAME WHY
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
betazed15: What the actual eff?
laundreydhull: Ma'am? Ma'am! Please... Go "Woo" Yourself!
RandomTrivia: Nope nope nope nope nope nope
hb8u: WutFace
Juliamon: GAME.
SeismicLawns: wow that's horrid
A_Dub888: "Charming is ...... an interpretation
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 this game is a masterpiece
CururuGuasu: Big daddy Amadeus
A_Dub888: @CururuGuasu Amadaddy
Anubis169: Madame Butterfly?
RandomTrivia: Oh that's the most cursed Queen of the Night you've ever heard
mtvcdm: I think that lady is being stabbed
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Anubis169: protip, don't put honey in immediately, the boiling water destroys the goodness in it
RandomTrivia: Hahahahahahaha
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
Anubis169: put the honey in when the tea's cooled a bit
RandomTrivia: sergePun
PharaohBender27: That doesn't narrow things down all that much . . .
CururuGuasu: Good thing there’s only on German musician
CururuGuasu: One
Anubis169: Waddling composer puts hands on a bust live! Subscribe today!
SquareDotCube: that's ten months from now
laundreydhull: Maybe this all happened while Shakespeare was still fresh, in-game?!
RandomTrivia: And still the innuendo continues, if we consider we've been told to fiddle with busts lrrBEEJ
SeismicLawns: handel is german at least in origin
PharaohBender27: This one is the TRICK question - Handel was German by birth, but he did his work in Britain
RandomTrivia: Mozart is just a really big fan of box text
TheMerricat: If you took Mozart to an escape room, just leave him there.
Loa_Ayizan: We'll never know who that was a bust of
acuilador: But Handel was German? thats why when the Elector of Hannover became King of England, he got in so much trouble>
mtvcdm: The problem with taking Mozart to an escape room is they'll let him out after an hour.
TacitusVigil: free parot
iarethel0ser: Parrot's a narc.
mtvcdm: Make the parrot testify!
TheMerricat: Trust us Mozart, you need help with your stiff joints....
Anubis169: Glucosamine, WD-40 for your joints!
PharaohBender27: @acuilador His Wikipedia page aptly describes him as a "German-British Baroque composer"
RandomTrivia: Ah, we found the treadmill :D
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: !clip
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CururuGuasu: Motzart’s Second Requiem: The Quest for Money
mtvcdm: oh no, is he stuck
Anubis169: He's not moving
RandomTrivia: lrrHERE
Juliamon: Uhhhh I think we found subocean
ghyllnox: It's a place you can't leave
Anubis169: oh thank balls
RandomTrivia: sergeIntoTheSea ?
RandomTrivia: Phew
6 raiders from zapshakur have joined!
ghyllnox: Welcome to the hotel California
Anubis169: Welcome raiders!
mtvcdm: hi raiders!
niccus: f
trainpants: f
Anubis169: xxxCOM F
ghyllnox: F
SeismicLawns: F
acuilador: @acuilador Yes, he worked in Britain most of his life. He created English Oratorios as an artform to fight continental Opera. But he was grom Germany.
mtvcdm: push buttons until win
Juliamon: Haufer's coffer
RandomTrivia: Ooh, ooh, we rubbed Mozart against the level geometry, which means we can tick off The Long Game (Destiny edition) on our checklist of LRR stream Bit-Infringement in this game :D
Anubis169: Coffer of Haufer,
mtvcdm: How are you supposed to do any of these
Juliamon: "science"
RandomTrivia: "didn't you get a receipt?!"
Utopos: Invoicing, the game!
ghyllnox: After this we're doing the speedrun, right?
PMAvers: I'm going to guess the safe was with those music diamonds around the edge by the buttons? Like, they'd play bits of song and you put in the right order?
RandomTrivia: Protip: Cut down your accounting time by setting fire to everything! (do not do this)
Anubis169: Magnifying glass?
PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox I somehow doubt that :p It's not even clear if we'll ever actually finish this game
Anubis169: Alexa, Give money
iarethel0ser: Alexa is very fast at accounting.
PharaohBender27: Don Giovanni? Are they implying Mozart named his own opera after this nonsense!?
Anubis169: Accept
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Adjust the compressor.
Spanked42: "You're my bitch, now."
Juliamon: seabatCHOICE
PharaohBender27: Or was that meant to be an "Easter Egg?"
tidehollowcat: Let's see what happens
acuilador: @PharaohBender27 I think they're implying that this was his payment for the opera.
PharaohBender27: UM
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
Juliamon: Called out
Anubis169: a few?L
Spanked42: GET IT Mozart
CururuGuasu: And gossip is always correct
PharaohBender27: This is 1788, right? He'd be 32
owmacohe: eyyy
Anubis169: his exploits are legendary
PMAvers: And then they bone.
Spanked42: oh my god
RandomTrivia: Smash cut to outside ther oom...
RandomTrivia: *room
iris_of_ether: IAN
Loa_Ayizan: Good job doing whatever you did in front of the parrot
CururuGuasu: “Almost”?
FITorion: oh the Stairs... his old rival
Spanked42: Husband? Oh shit
laundreydhull: An anime of this in our standards wouldn't phase me when it comes up in Beej's Anime Roundup(eventually...)
PharaohBender27: And despite life expectancy being lower back then, 32 was not considered "old" in the 1700s. You'd have to reach your 50s at minimum
A_Dub888: I've clearly missed some things, why was Mozart in prison?
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mtvcdm: oh no
mtvcdm: no
iarethel0ser: @Loa_Ayizan The parrot who made sure to say that they saw everything earlier.
PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe tqsLOL
mtvcdm: game don't
RandomTrivia: WHAT
RandomTrivia: WHAT THE SHIT
Juliamon: NYOOM
iris_of_ether: I admit I was expecting a little less _that_ and a little more 'Hark, A Vagrant's Tesla' from Mozart here...
mtvcdm: zoomies!
Spanked42: I mean, gotta get by the copper
iarethel0ser: Zoomies mozart!
SaxPython: we are the shadow
CururuGuasu: Motzart has shadow walk
Desruprot: desrupD
RandomTrivia: O_o
DaxStrife: O_o
niccus: rats, rats, we are the rats
mtvcdm: I thought he was going to tie the string to the pole, then tie the extinguisher to the string, then swing the pole and hit the guard with the extinguisher.
iris_of_ether: @niccus 100% this
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaLookAtMyRat
Makhiel: suddenly Plaguetale
Desruprot: desrupD
iarethel0ser: Are we the beastmaster now?
SaxPython: is this Long Game?
CururuGuasu: Yeet!
TheMerricat: Is this a Disney film now chat?
SquareDotCube: playcard, or placard?
kusinohki: is mozart a disney princess now??
A_Dub888: @TheMerricat Is this Fantasia 3?
Anubis169: Lies!
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Anubis169: Lies and Statistics!
Juliamon: Suspiciously emphatic denial
mtvcdm: crunch those coffee bones
betweenmyself: “Drink your Ovaltine…”
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: Y9ou do?
RandomTrivia: Does this guy *also* want to give us a blowy?
TheMerricat: LOL
Spanked42: @RandomTrivia I was wondering the same thing
Pteraspidomorphi: HAHAHA
Juliamon: WHY
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
BusTed: Acid trap, naturally.
inconsideratehat: "Pee careful"?
A_Dub888: WHY
acuilador: Why do you have METAL EASTING Acid?!?!
Phailhammer: benginFacepalm
mtvcdm: There are still lockmakers in parts of the word who do that kind of thing. It's illegal in most of the world.
Loa_Ayizan: him
PharaohBender27: Welp
mtvcdm: There are people who make locks that if you try and pick them they just flat-out murder you.
SaxPython: PogChamp
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
FranzSchubert: why does no one use his first name
mtvcdm: this conversation is amazing
acuilador: I put your property in a box that destroyed it, and then you payed me. We're even. In a Pigs Eye!
sapingo15: He's a midget standing on a box
mtvcdm: this conversation is five different parallel conversations
SnackPak_: amazing
DeM0nFiRe: lol
Spanked42: I'll prove it, I'll suck YOUR dick."
RandomTrivia: WTF sergeCrimes
TheMerricat: !!!!
iarethel0ser: We distracted him by getting him into the SAME ROOM.
PharaohBender27: @FranzSchubert It actually was common to refer to people by their surname back when. In the 19th century, people in the U.S. often went by [first initial] [surname]
SquareDotCube: I love that they did lighting baking into the texture but didn't do it correctly on the hands
SeismicLawns: @FranzSchubert being called Wolfgang would suck major butt
SquareDotCube: so it looks like they've been playing with a lump of coal
PharaohBender27: When I was a kid, I had a fascination with Ancient Egypt. And so my parents took me to the "Rosicrucian Museum," where they had a bunch of Egyptian artifacts
SaxPython: TheIlluminati TwitchRPG TheIlluminati
CururuGuasu: As always, the source of all evil: Ancient Egypt!
DaxStrife: "I suspect no wisdom may be involved in all this," is a really good Steam review of this game.
acuilador: But isn't the Mithaic Cult they talk about before from greece?
PharaohBender27: Oh, for ONCE they pronounce a German word/name kind of correctly
iris_of_ether: @PharaohBender27 Oh *no*
Spanked42: we speed running?
iarethel0ser: Strats!
SnackPak_: and I though GDQ was over
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 I had no contextual understanding at the time, being like 8
asthanius: So, like, as a Mason, did Beej have to play this game for initiation?
PharaohBender27: @asthanius lrrWOW
TacitusVigil: Rhythm Cafe Done Quick
Spanked42: @SnackPak_ speed running the next one
SaxPython: Walk through
acuilador: I mean, I'm proud of the makers of the game for playing the Minuet and Trio from The G minor symphony to get people to hate it, as Mozart intended.
PharaohBender27: OK, I need to finish making and serve dinner. Until later! lrrHEART
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 Have a good one!
mtvcdm: this never gets old
PMAvers: I keep on expecting a jump space one of these times
Utopos: "Yes, of course I know it. I just need to hold open this book and mime conducting a short musical passage before I can tell you what it is."
SaxPython: Conduct. Conduct. As fast ay you can. You can't catch me. I'm the spotlight man.
TheGreenMonster450 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months!
TheGreenMonster450: nice
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mtvcdm: We gave the secret answer
DEATHlikescats: Wow.
KevlarGiraffe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months, currently on a 44 month streak!
KevlarGiraffe: Happy Sunday!
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DEATHlikescats: Is he huffing herbs behind that mask?
SaxPython: Cosplaying in Mozart-face
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2658 patrons for a total of $20,698.72 per month.
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
Texan_Reverend: Yep. That was most certainly a Mozart.
SeismicLawns: it was a requiem bc i wanted to perish
Bahumot: So, how's Watch+Rhythm?
betweenmyself: If only Keith David did the VO for Mozart here. pennyWhat
Rytel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
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Texan_Reverend: Fum times, indeed.
mtvcdm: !store
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SnowbirdMike: hahahahahaha
Spanked42: thanks for the surreal game experience
mtvcdm: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler: | Nelson:
TacitusVigil: I enjoyed this Click-Point Bistro!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
mtvcdm: !schedule
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DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Phailhammer: cya :)
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG katesAir lrrSIG
benjamin_wheeler: please ignore the background music unless I win this game then applaud
rabbitgta: was like lol am I getting another add for pkm? nah wheeler is starting up
benjamin_wheeler: I played a warmup game for tech purposes and my GAMER GENES saw the "continue battling" and locked into yes absolutely
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
asthanius: The Gaming never stops
Robot_Bones: A brawl is surely brewing
asthanius: Sparks are flying in this heated battle
emboar2235: @asthanius i was just about to say that
Smoke108: Its a revolving door of Pokemon
SaxPython: CoolCat
theamc2000: Card
TheAinMAP: Hello.
theamc2000: Aron
h3rsh3yb4r: ben can i request you play a slowbro team?
Rootpotato: wheelerPig wheelerPig wheelerPig wheelerPig
ghyllnox: Nope, you're good
theamc2000: dolphinHaw wheelerY wheelerH dolphinHaw
niccus: i've been looking at too many german pokemon names today
aww_shiiup subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
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theamc2000: Isn’t it been going on few like half a year now if not more?
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2658 patrons for a total of $20,698.72 per month.
asthanius: Normal? Haha who are you, Larry? Just a little Gamer humor
h3rsh3yb4r: whats mulder doing?
asthanius: Mulder used Rest.
Smoke108: Tactics
rabbitgta: draw 6 pitch 2 and each thing has 4 modes
SnowbirdMike: if you turn your head and squint
TheMerricat: Wheeler, Ian and Heather were just playing a click and point game on their rhythm game stream, you don't have to explain shit. :P
adambomb625: Murkrow over Honchkrow?
Smoke108: Murkrow is like the number one most used pokemon in SV
JarofGoats: @adambomb625 Prankster changes when it evolves, I think to Moxie?
h3rsh3yb4r: yeah moxie
h3rsh3yb4r: ben do you have any slowbro teams in the hopper?
A_Dub888: Nice
theamc2000: Where Aron?
theamc2000: Not in game yet is the answer
asthanius: Palafin is so weird
rabbitgta: they super strong when they flipper back into battle
asthanius: @YeetTheRich_ Because its prevo is Foongus
Smoke108: Got a Dondozo/Tatsu team?
theamc2000: @yeettherich_ because it beat the game
Juliamon: YeetTheRich_ It predates Amogus
Smoke108: @YeetTheRich_ Its from Gen 5
YeetTheRich_: you know what nintendo, good meme
circusofkirkus: rock boi is the backbone of that team
AllTheWeasels subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
AllTheWeasels: Did I miss it - did we catch them all?
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asthanius: alexa, play despotar