Skeletonman1100: Rare game.
DueRecompense: funky fish
incslayer: its a fish
lannersong: rare spawn!
BloodnBullets: what? you never seen a fish before?
KBKarma: Shark thing!
nyoomgoom: cool fish!
TXC2: ah a skyfish
Angnor33: Fancy Goldfish is angry.
AugmentingPath: we're in the waterway, it's a fish, what's the problem?
Foxmar320: So steal from it
MantisMind: magic fish
lirazel64: Boss music!
SpleenLord: Use magic
kat2kool: Magic it?
MantisMind: always steal first
Pharmacistjudge: Vicious shiny goldeen
incslayer: @TXC2 we are in a sewer its clearly a sewer fish
accountmadeforants: The Razorfin has 6 fins for comfort!
KBKarma: It has a name!
TehAmelie: from the fishing trips grandpa forced me on, i can report any baby bass qualifies as a razorfin
KBKarma: It's Harold!
Seleniumsulfide: Get magic, then use it
LadyLockwood92: !advice
LRRbot: Never drink sea water, even mixed with fresh water.
saintguard: The magic of STEAL
johnhelix: The only thing I remember from playing this back in the day is that at some point I reliably automated all the combat and then my girlfriend at the time sat around for like seven hours walking around some hallways until I was horribly over-leveled. Good times.
SuperWriterAndy: do a barrel roll
MantisMind: poison LUL
TXC2: try pyromancy ?
fiftymcnasty: Steal its magic?
Saphling: the air piranha
KBKarma: Of course not! It's a fish, it doesn't have any pockets!
flagonmaster: have you been poissoned?
Ranakel: @fiftymcnasty That's n ot FF8!
Saphling: airngler fish
Countzeroor: Ooh, and it inflicts poison!
Pharmacistjudge: Who needs magic. You got drugs. I mean potions.
Snowcookies: just crit all your attacks
TehAmelie: fish don't even have pants!
Leonhart321: A Fish Scale? But what would a fish need to weight?
Nuurgle: Razorfin? I choose Fin
nyoomgoom: also cool fish!
Coaxtl: Just walked in. Will watch replay later but I have so been looking forward to this!
TXC2: Pharmacistjudge surely it's YOU who has the drugs? Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: Really I rather Raz.
Nameless_Sword: a single scale?
drfox17: oh good, i made it
TehAmelie: maybe about 5000 of those and we can build a fish
Earthenone: !findquote drugs
LRRbot: Quote #5124: "I think I still have time to buy drugs." —Kathleen [2018-06-29]
Skeletonman1100: imma make a casserole.
A_Dub888: Graham "Got your teeth" Stark
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Countzeroor: Stealing from a Steeling? That's just silly.
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial
MDK_Marshal: Teeth, teeth, teeth
incslayer: TEETH
BigDaddyBland87: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Cavemanhar: lrrCREEPL
Earthenone: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Pharmacistjudge: So. Your job is dentist?
MDK_Marshal: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Cavemanhar: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
FuzzyFozzy: I think those stones you pick up are kind of magic in a bottle. Use them to cast damage spells
MacSquizzy: Oh sweet have I caught day 1 of a new play it forward?
incslayer: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
AugmentingPath: steeling readies gnaw. Vaan readies nah
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Pharmacistjudge: Working all day in those teeth sewers
Prop_PT: Aero MOAT
luke1x: what is Vaan going to do with all those teeth
SocraticMethod: Don't you need arrow motes for the gambit?
DueRecompense: green health bars are non-aggro
BloodnBullets: just a wafer thin mote
Skeletonman1100: sell them to the bizarre people at the bazaar.
TehAmelie: it would be really funny if you could lower the enemies' attack and defense by stealing their weapons and armors, and it worked the same for the animal's teeth and skins
Leonhart321: We're all collectively going to make too many puns with the enemy names and drops, aren't we?
BigDaddyBland87: now 4 HP
luke1x: I think that is all twitch chat is good for us puns
kirbytronic: Yup. You're just beating up poor innocent creatures that don't wish you any harm
woodlandfell: ruined, start over
Alex_Frostfire: Puns, backseating, and judging people.
beowuuf: if they didn't want to be killed by a player character, whywere theyvisibly around minding their own business?
TehAmelie: bats carry a fantastic amount of diseases
TheDefiledPrince: And steeling their teeth cirLaugh
Mr_Horrible: the sahagin never get a fair shake sofieTears
SerGarretCameron: excuse me, those are xp pinata.
Greendrag13: And nothing says collateral damage like RPG
Thandres: the fish had their final fantasy and it was moments before they got brutally murdered
Skeletonman1100: There should be one up the stairs.
lirazel64: Is there a reason beyond my router why the stream has so much statx
KBKarma: Very Final Fantasy?
Saphling: point of no return for end boss here..
Ranakel: These stairs only have an up setting
luke1x: I feel like this will be a 30 part play it forward
BloodnBullets: if they didnt want to be beaten up they shouldn't have been full of xp and items
lirazel64: *static?
paronomasiac042: pweee!
Saphling: heck yeah
Nameless_Sword: now THAT looks like a leading man style entrance
paronomasiac042: franthier!
Leonhart321: Ah, the main heroes approach
beowuuf: woooooosh
garion99: ahh the main characters have arrived
Earthenone: ♪its now or neve-ar♪
luke1x: man this remake looks sooooooo good
Alex_Frostfire: Akira slide?
Saphling: oh hey our actual main character shows up!
jonnykefka: The leading man is here
Critterbot: The leading man! :D
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh look, the actual main characters
Bahumot: Meet Fran, the real main character.
drfox17: hi gideon emery!
Skeletonman1100: that shirt would be so hot in the desert.
Sorator13: Ahhhh, now we meet the best characters in the game
red_shoes_jeff: I'm being STEALTHY! HELLO!
Easilycrazyhat: Finally we can start this game.
brainbosh: Does that bike *ever* show up again?
TehAmelie: rhubarbubarbs
Prop_PT: re-bannister
Ranakel: You urned it.
Mal2mad: oh hey, Han & Chewie
iris_of_ether: R'bnnnnstrtr
Earthenone: its time for the main charicter to change again :P
Skeletonman1100: @brainbosh sadly no, but we do see similar tech.
TheDefiledPrince: It's the main character!
paronomasiac042: robin-stir
kirbytronic: Next Time: Heists!
Mr_Horrible: love to obtain a map of The Royal Palace Of Rabanastre
Gekyouryuu: I know they're the same franchise, but this game has serious ff14 feel to it
t3h_f1gm3nt: thanks for strem, G
flagonmaster: thanks for the stream G
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham
KBKarma: Goodbye Graham!
RedNightmare7: Thank you for that stream, G
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
grgriffin3: See ya, G, great start!
ContingentCat: thanks G
iris_of_ether: Thank you for the stream :D
eDRoaCH: thanks for the strim!
BlueChloroplast: TwitchUnity LuvHearts
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
TehAmelie: i'm excited too!
Bahumot: This was awesome Graham!
BusTed: 👋
Leonhart321: It's been fun, looking forward to seeing more
Excalibur_1867_: cohhL thanks for the stream
Juliamon: FF14 pulled a lot from it Gekyouryuu
Spacecarl: Thanks! excited to catch this!
beowuuf: same start each day?
Bahumot: Glad you're back streaming FF again :) !
Brozard: Thanks for the stream!
garion99: thanks for the stream.
KevinTheShark: Splendid
red_shoes_jeff: Bye Gra lrrHAM
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electra310: Thanks for the stream!
Sorator13: o/
beowuuf: woohoo, 6pm in the uk, good time :)
traccer224: CoolStoryBob cant wait hope you enjoy
Spacecarl: Graham FF streams are always great
TheDefiledPrince: See ya cirHi
RedNightmare7: I will try as much as schedule allows, otherwise will try to keep up with the vods
Saphling: fantastic! looking forward to it
Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', G lrrHEART
LurkerSpine: thanks for the stream!
Metric_Furlong: bye graham, thanks for the stream
LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream Graham~
TXC2: !patreon
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BigDaddyBland87: I may have to stick with it since I never finished this game when I played it
LeonisCo: Glad to see you back playing more FF Graham :3
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TXC2: !next
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KBKarma: Hey Graham, if you want to stream a Final Fantasy game, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MMO- *gunshot*
TXC2: DeM0nFiRe lrrHEART
Metric_Furlong: also, is nayone wants to help determine what's going on my to-watch list next, there's a very normal poll up
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lamina5432: I seem late
Riiiiiiis: @lamina5432 seem normal til me :-D
beowuuf: @lamina5432 right on time for horses club, 3 hours late for G, yeah
Earthenone: late for final fantasy, early for horse club
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cuttlefishman: aren't blue mages time mages
Easilycrazyhat: ew
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TehAmelie: that was the 31st time i died
Earthenone: !box
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Saphling: woot
drfox17: ooo jackbox
DeathThirtyOne: i asked for 13 and I gort 31
beowuuf: cool
DeathThirtyOne: got*
BigDaddyBland87: Jackbox!!
cuttlefishman: All LRR Jakcbox or any guests?
cuttlefishman: Did I miss a tweet?
KBKarma: Night!"
beowuuf: bye!
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JakeKamas: Thanks for the stream Graham! Looking forwards to Wednesday
EvilBadman: Horses will have Cori and Az today, so strap in
Juliamon: (re: Mastodon, please be aware that the repost functionality may not be active as Twitter disabled 3rd party apps)
beowuuf: we are not ready for cori and az
TXC2: are we ever?
beowuuf: never ever
beowuuf: title change
Metric_Furlong: probably about time to close the poll
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Earthenone: lrrSIG
Sethalidos: @Juliamon also known as Musk thinks he knows things part 1e+147
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Metric_Furlong: narrow winner: 'fringe sci-fi bootlegs' aka Cyberpunk: Edgerunners
beowuuf: chess sets? cool
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today @apsalar and @Azralorne are designing their own chess sets 📷 ||
TXC2: chess AKA "ha ha horsy go clip clop"
Juliamon: that was my guess for that one but then you said only one of them was from this decade so I though "oh, it couldn't be THAT recent" oops
beowuuf: aka can't draw horse legs club
Metric_Furlong: Juliamon ah, next levelled yourself, the classic error
Juliamon: I imagine it's too obscure to make the list, but is the canine one Dog of Flanders?
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: horse!
Metric_Furlong: Juliamon no, it was Coyote Ragtime Show
iris_of_ether: Horfse time!
beowuuf: hey cori! hey az?
TXC2: Hello Cori and Az
beowuuf: fooled!
Metric_Furlong: the other two options were Carole & Tuesday and Crest of the Stars
TXC2: only 799 more Azs to go!
Riiiiiiis: off to a great start
Metric_Furlong: oh, no, that was something different
TXC2: no blips, some blops?
beowuuf: LOL
TXC2: liiiiiiive beeeeees!
iris_of_ether: escher3BEE escher3ANGRY escher3BEE escher3ANGRY
beowuuf: 0.5s in, already perfect
ContingentCat: does this music have any intentional bees to keep an eye out for?
beowuuf: congrats, you will now be getting nothing but chess stuff for birthdays and christmas from now on
TXC2: so Yoshi Cheese piece?
TXC2: *chess
Lysander_salamander: hello all of you
Sethalidos: point of order a yoshi is a type of horse
beowuuf: clip clop studio would be more in line with the stream, stealing a joke from txc2
aiamethyst: my son has a mario chess set, it’s so hard to remember who is what
Metric_Furlong: right, gotta get going now. have a good stream everyone
beowuuf: !goodideas
Simonark: All rooks!
iris_of_ether: Fairy chess!?!?
ContingentCat: waluigi king peice
BigDaddyBland87: why are you giving us responsibility?
TXC2: so long Metric_Furlong stay safe
Camthelion: Hai Az! Hai Cori
beowuuf: perfectly normal crimes
Riiiiiiis: Az puts the Az in ChaAz
beowuuf: sergeHi bye metric!
fiftymcnasty: buzz buzz
Riiiiiiis: bees please
adept_nekomancer: Who *doesn't* want the bees?
beowuuf: liiiiiiive escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
Simonark: Cori's Mundane Mondays, totally this show's brand
iris_of_ether: escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY
Riiiiiiis: aww thanks
ContingentCat: PrideUwu yay bees
beowuuf: life?
Camthelion: capitalism' fault
ContingentCat: capitalism! our old rival
TXC2: it could even be in a boat!
Juliamon: lrrWOW
TXC2: please, Az is WAY more chaotic then Satan Kappa
Camthelion: Az is satan? That isi why I like them so much!
princess_intell: I'm here for crimes
princess_intell: have crimes happened yet?
TXC2: Crimes are occurring in real time
Camthelion: have crimes will travel
princess_intell: "I know what's happening with all of my layers" -- no artist, ever
TXC2: fool me once, I've been fooled
beowuuf: @princess_intell probably, we just won't be aware of them for a few more minutes most likely
Mangledpixel: boop
iris_of_ether: I mean. I've done pawns with arms and leggies
beowuuf: uuuuuuuh
ContingentCat: ohhhhhhh yeah
TXC2: Az please
ghyllnox: Bishops tho
adept_nekomancer: No playing danger chess.
Sacrenos: please do not insert your chess pieces.
TXC2: this is a family show!
Sacrenos: at least it has a flared base
iris_of_ether: Watching chat for this has been a joy :D
princess_intell: someone check the tapes
adept_nekomancer: "Welcome to can't insert horses club"
iris_of_ether: :O
beowuuf: welcome to the vod az's class!
princess_intell: I can simulate being an elementary schooler if you want
Mangledpixel: pawns have a little neck thing, right?
TXC2: princess_intell please don't :p
princess_intell: LUL
Juliamon: twitch chat basically is preschoolers, so elementary would be an upgrade
TXC2: Castle or Rook: the debate rages on
princess_intell: hey, we're feral I'll have you know
beowuuf: muppet mouth 100% don't listen to cori's lies
Lysander_salamander: No I can see it too
ghyllnox: The ridge
TXC2: while Cori is right, I 100% understand Az's point
beowuuf: look, one of the two people on this stream teaches
Juliamon: Both things can be true
Lysander_salamander: Yeah, just like in Rapunzel
princess_intell: I was promised crime on CDHC
beowuuf: 150% teacher, gotcha
Juliamon: oh it's much more widespread than that
selrahcthewise: much respect for working in schools in general coming from a former paraprofessional
princess_intell: Florida lets veterans without college degrees teach children. not even kidding. not even a little.
TXC2: "you don't need to know how to teach to become a teacher" sounds bad to me
Juliamon: the education system in North America is incredibly shortstaffed
selrahcthewise: @princess_intell not a fan,source: live and work in Florida
beowuuf: kids are very smart, they have already learned countermeasures to anything adults can learn. you need the unpredicatable wild people to teach them
Lysander_salamander: Are rooks Siege towers?
princess_intell: so ms frizzle?
nickthecatbear: it's a bird
selrahcthewise: its a plane
princess_intell: SUPERMAN
Juliamon: Batman would break the salary cap
nickthecatbear: One of the many things I enjoy about the Cori-Az Horse combo: All Punch, no Filler. Chaos, start to finish.
Juliamon: do not let Batman join your team
beowuuf: the nubbin
ContingentCat: sure
Lysander_salamander: yeah seems about right
selrahcthewise: Superman would too.they need a cap class to themselves
aiamethyst: not it
princess_intell: someone told me that CDHC was full of crimes, and I want to respectfully inform that person they were wrong
ContingentCat: Crowned and round, goals
adept_nekomancer: This is the most informative chess guide I've seen in years.
TXC2: art crimes take time
beowuuf: @princess_intell if they were caught for those crimes they wouldn't be able to stream :p
aiamethyst: I despise hats
Juliamon: princess_intell look, they don't *constantly* commit crimes but that doesn't mrean crimes don't happen
princess_intell: I learned chess from an ancient PC game called "learn to play chess with fritz and chesster"
Juliamon: sometimes they take an hour, sometimes they're right at the start
Rourke9: Google says Rook comes from the Persian word Rukh, meaning chariot. (Persian chariots had fortifications on them apparently)
Juliamon: but they will come. Oh how the crimes will come.
princess_intell: it was about a rat teaching two children to play chess
beowuuf: when you have dreams of a bishop with a muppet had coming to swallow you're soul, you'll realise you've been struck by a smooth criminal :p
selrahcthewise: they're lady art thieves so catwoman meaning they slip Gotham's net
ContingentCat: can't wait for next time Angel's on and chat keeps requesting hats no matter what the subject is katesLol
beowuuf: #blames
beowuuf: #janek thams
selrahcthewise: blame Canada, blame Canada!
princess_intell: #blamejames
Juliamon: We found the first crime
TXC2: ContingentCat yeah, I wont let chat do that to Angel
TXC2: !quote cori
LRRbot: Quote #3093: "We have tomatoes in the next life." —Cori [2016-08-03]
emonotony: Fats, water, proteins?
selrahcthewise: i plead the 5th
Amras0x00: Cori definitely didn't draw a horse.
nickthecatbear: Two-headed horse?
selrahcthewise: is it a death to smoochie rocket ship?
princess_intell: uh uh no horses here no way
Amras0x00: pantomime horse
ContingentCat: or two horses
adept_nekomancer: And crowned.
nickthecatbear: They could cross the street so safely!
Invitare: what about a... 3 headed horse? Cerbehorse
beowuuf: safer when crossing streets
Sethalidos: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #512: "Let's go lrrEFF some horses!" —Heather [2015-07-21]
TXC2: "and here we have the two headed horse, mysteriously born with one head"
princess_intell: fun fact: the queen was a "late" addition to chess, and was referred to as the "mad queen" version of the game for a while
selrahcthewise: would the heads fight each other?
beowuuf: i also put it to chat you can't really learn chess playing battlechess, as all you end up doing is creating situations where you can see all the death animations
princess_intell: also, the chess term "en passant
TXC2: girth? Kappa
BigDaddyBland87: I am totally using that line now
selrahcthewise: in passing in english
TXC2: !addquote (cori) [now] what's more masculine then width?
LRRbot: New quote #8424: "what's more masculine then width?" —cori [2023-01-16]
Reduce_Sanity: Oh hey! Nice to catch the stream whats going on in...
princess_intell: I as about to say that
ContingentCat: ah yes the three genders, width, height, and depth
selrahcthewise: girth is more masculine
Riiiiiiis: then / than ?
Juliamon: look, typing takes time
princess_intell: my brain is so full of chess facts
beowuuf: @Reduce_Sanity good username, good timing :p
Juliamon: I'll fix it later
selrahcthewise: but same as width
RomanGoro: No, I think the few mods on chat were all waiting to avoid adding it twice
Juliamon: also yeah I figured txc2 was on it
princess_intell: a horse is a horse of course of course
Juliamon: ("I'll fix it later" is almost certainly a lie)
princess_intell: lying is a crime
beowuuf: so they're forming little <3 s, how nice
nickthecatbear: At least they can still fight each other...Wait...
aiamethyst: so what do the other team's horses look like? or is this a civil war?
selrahcthewise: (quote) ( now) all horses want to do is fight
TXC2: Juliamon just fixed it
nickthecatbear: They look so sad and downtrodden
Amras0x00: don't chess horses usually have noses?
selrahcthewise: (cori) (quote) ( now) all horses want to do is fight
Sethalidos: TROJAN MAN!
Juliamon: selrahcthewise Only mods can add quotes
selrahcthewise: oh okay
beowuuf: @Amras0x00 if the bishop's not allowed a muppet mouth the horses don't get nostrils :p
Amras0x00: perfection
Juliamon: mostly because there's a strict syntax that you failed entirely
aiamethyst: needs ears
10of9: Look, it's not called "CAN Draw Horses Club"
TXC2: two headed horse? or swole arms man ?
selrahcthewise: @juliamon lol fair enough
Lysander_salamander: why not both?
ContingentCat: @TXC2 yes.
beowuuf: all width, no height, perfect man
Brozard: Oh, it's a RooЯ
Amras0x00: it's a unicorn!
ContingentCat: ears or horns?
BigDaddyBland87: and now it's a unicorn
aiamethyst: looks like a malformed unicorn
beowuuf: now it's just headless villain
ContingentCat: chess pieces don't tend to be child safe, they're very chokable
adept_nekomancer: If it's got two heads, and thus two horns, is it still a unicorn, or is it now a bicorn?
selrahcthewise: i dont think so, no knight ive seen have ears
beowuuf: ok, that bishop looks like analien screaming in to the skies
TXC2: Bishop Pac man
LadyDKat: Just a normal two-headed horse.
princess_intell: in my experience, under-3s don't usually have an interest in chess anyway
beowuuf: pawn looks like frolicking babby
Amras0x00: @adept_nekomancer I think the formal biochem term is uni-2-corn
princess_intell: the artist's three greatest fears: horses, hands, and the other eye
ContingentCat: Is that what the kids are calling it now?
beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
TXC2: live bees! drink
Juliamon: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
selrahcthewise: nevermind, googled it and apparently knight do have little ear slits
iris_of_ether: escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY
ContingentCat: PrideUwu
beowuuf: bees in hats
nickthecatbear: Do a triple team up with Az and Angel and draw bees in hats!
princess_intell: bumble bees are literally so adorable
princess_intell: they're so fuzzy and dumb
selrahcthewise: bees with knees please
beowuuf: lrrHORN
Lysander_salamander: nice
beowuuf: ridonkadonk
gr1ff1n775: D: put it back
Lysander_salamander: I love that bishop
beowuuf: yeah, we're not going to bash that character design
selrahcthewise: if it was Egyptian, that bee would have an ankh. then it would be the ankh with badonkadonk
princess_intell: badonkadankh?
selrahcthewise: lol
ContingentCat: unicorn!
TXC2: so this queen is Whinie the pooh on top of a Reese's piece?
Amras0x00: that's the king
beowuuf: my headcanon is the king is actually just the little round body on top (bottom bit is arms) and the whole rest is just the weird flowy mecha they pilot
adept_nekomancer: "On this battlefield we don't use horses, we use large cats bred for battle."
nickthecatbear: Winnie the Pooh is definitely Queen in my castle
TXC2: I only ask questions, I don't judge
selrahcthewise: split the room cat maybe assuming dmca action will not ensue
princess_intell: pooh can be court honey taste tester
CanPlayGames: What are horses club
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TXC2: CanPlayGames it's where art becomes
beowuuf: this feels like disco elysium dialogue when we're speaking ot the raver :p
Amras0x00: should the cat have a long face?
selrahcthewise: what is a horse club: the philosophy spinoff
TXC2: they're not "lies" they're "comedic factual misstatements"
DarthRagnar815: "Laugh it up, fuzball."
selrahcthewise: Heather put her in as a sleeper agent lol
Amras0x00: now it just needs a nose!
Mollylele: is cori hiding face in all piece?
HaphazardHaberdashery: that castle has seen a ghost
Mollylele: ah yes, an auditor of the year trophy
ContingentCat: UM
beowuuf: bishop snoopy
princess_intell: WE SEE ALL
gr1ff1n775: jcogEyes
nickthecatbear: It's a stamp
niccus: oh i saw this in EEAAO
ghyllnox: Like I said, bishops
iris_of_ether: Cori oh no
beowuuf: doing the snoopy dance
Juliamon: it's fine, it has a nicely flared base
Mollylele: ah yes the WWI flying ace
Amras0x00: quick draw a muppet and hide the evidence
FITorion: snoopy
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaEyes
selrahcthewise: lmao!!
princess_intell: uh-huh that sure is what it looks like
Lord_Hosk: Maybe we should ask some questions about that
princess_intell: a happy bishop. a very, *very* happy bishop
TXC2: !findquote question
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TXC2: a wider base is a safer base
Lord_Hosk: CORI!
ghyllnox: Cori pls
gr1ff1n775: huh
TXC2: too real
princess_intell: CORI
selrahcthewise: A "bishop" yup that's what I saw lmao 🤣 😂 😆
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beowuuf: look, at this point we're just stuck with props from everything, everywhere, all at once, and we all just have to accept it :p
princess_intell: uh-huh
Amras0x00: we have drawn a snoopy!
Amras0x00: looking up
Amras0x00: with a necktie!
TXC2: that or we've drawn Kilroy
princess_intell: we're all literally just 12
Amras0x00: @princess_intell look I'll take any headcanon to distract myself
princess_intell: CORI
johnhelix: It looks like a Muppet frog with a Mohawk staring straight up.
nickthecatbear: no word is safe now
selrahcthewise: not my 12........ very sheltered
Nuurgle: what if the arms thrust out?
ContingentCat: Now?
ghyllnox: Stepped away and came back, I like shark fren
beowuuf: business bishop is ready to take your confession, or your money back!
TXC2: except for the safety word, which is, as always, meatloaf
selrahcthewise: the safe word can be Oklahoma
selrahcthewise: or shpadoinkle
Amras0x00: So, why does the bishop not have teeth?
princess_intell: the safeword is "pooh-bear"
beowuuf: because the bishop is currently cute rather than a nightmare
ContingentCat: yup, men well known for not having any lips
selrahcthewise: all teeth here in team guy
selrahcthewise: lol
bytecaster: While we seem to be unable to agree on a safe word, I'm sure we can all agree that "Shrek" is an unsafe word during this stream due to shared trauma.
beowuuf: if the queen isn't just all badonkabonk then what are we even doing here?
princess_intell: like the king of town?
beowuuf: 3D nightmares are not beautiful
bytecaster: Too beautiful
aiamethyst: and tiny faced elves
Nuurgle: it's best to not have your safeword also be a sexual act
bytecaster: A cosmic horror level of beautiful
ContingentCat: shrek themed chess set?
beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3THUMBSUP
FITorion: oh it that a beez remix?
selrahcthewise: don't tempt Cori. She has an overlay,and is not afraid to use it.
princess_intell: btw I actually watched Shrek recently and MAN katzenberg was pissed at Disney when he made it
bytecaster: @ContingentCat Donkey can be the knight
adept_nekomancer: @FITorion A beemix, if you will.
Amras0x00: perfect king 11/10 no notes
TXC2: "we are not amused!"
Nuurgle: King Wiggins
princess_intell: lrrFRUMP
beowuuf: best set more like :p
Lysander_salamander: batman?
bytecaster: That is the face the king makes, just before you checkmate him.
Amras0x00: just needs a little guillotine accessory
beowuuf: lol
TXC2: "what do you mean I can't levy a tax? we're at war with France!"
nickthecatbear: Baby daggers! Aww!
princess_intell: have CDHC and TTSF ever had a crossover?
Lysander_salamander: that's amazing
princess_intell: just out of curiosity
beowuuf: that's why the king can only move one square, but his move is deadly
adept_nekomancer: He'll stab you with his tiny T-rex arms
bytecaster: The king has specced into dex, I see.
TXC2: "your Majesty what do you have there?" "A KNIFE!" "NO!"
Amras0x00: this king is a tonberry
Lysander_salamander: we need to make these and play them on AFK
nickthecatbear: He's getting ready to eat. I think he needs a bib
FITorion: dredlocksplz
princess_intell: ooooooo afk chess tournament
SajuukSjet: *glances in* ... Oh! is that the cat from LMK i see in the lower right?! :D
selrahcthewise: bets on Kathleen winning the afk chess tournament
princess_intell: it could be like chessboxing, but with MTG instead of punching
Nuurgle: oh no...please put them out of their misery
Amras0x00: but what will they hold their lances in?
HaphazardHaberdashery: little hooves
nickthecatbear: Their hooves can be high-fiving each other
princess_intell: Beej seems like the type that got really into chess strategy at some point in the past.
beowuuf: tiny horse hooves holding a sign saying 'kill us'due to their freak transporter accident that fused them Kappa
bytecaster: I just came in, so I don't know if anybody has made this joke yet. For your consideration: Horthrus
TXC2: I feel like this piece is good as is
Nuurgle: Why have 2 Knights when you can have 1 fused Knight?
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
selrahcthewise: infinite neigh
princess_intell: is this illustrator or Photoshop
Amras0x00: Comedy Horse takes Drama Horse 0-1
Amras0x00: s/Drama/Tragedy/
princess_intell: cool
Juliamon: it's "fuck Adobe, like seriously)
Juliamon: *"
princess_intell: can't argue with that logic
beowuuf: crew is tight
nickthecatbear: I like the Fishop
princess_intell: we can't prove nothin'
TXC2: he we have Mum, Dad, the baby and their 3 cats
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
ghyllnox: Bee bop
Electrodyne: 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
Nuurgle: Bees in the (Trap Remix)
princess_intell: haven't been here in a while, i forgot how great this stream was
TXC2: I've got my headphones on, this song has a lot more bass then I thought :p
princess_intell: where's the sample from
beowuuf: and mate
beowuuf: molly
princess_intell: awesome
Juliamon: sample of Molly, courtesy of Molly
beowuuf: recreating ian i believe
TheMandrew: almost sounds like adam
princess_intell: yeah, like he was pitch shifted a bunch
TXC2: right chat i'm off, Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Az
princess_intell: night!
beowuuf: night txc2!
Azralorne: niiiight
beowuuf: wb
ContingentCat: guest as what? lrrBEEJ
nickthecatbear: Horse Force is a strong superhero group name
beowuuf: horce
Mollylele: horse force is the source, of course
beowuuf: oooh
Juliamon: Not suitable for bgm, but cool
Styxseus: Industrial bird-noises..?
beowuuf: sergeHi
nickthecatbear: Such shade. Very punch
nickthecatbear: Compliment Azzazzin
beowuuf: i am the night, yadda yadda, swear to me, blah blah blah
ContingentCat: Not the compliments you want, but the compliements you deserve
beowuuf: the myth or the width ? Kappa
Boopity: Naming layers? That's too cool!
Juliamon: more like awful good
beowuuf: i mean naming layers was unpredicatable
nickthecatbear: More like lawful C O O L
Boopity: What about naming your layers misleadingly? Kappa
beowuuf: but awful good was sergeJustRight
ContingentCat: yeah, naming them but not helpfully like Steve and Nancy
Amras0x00: if Steve and Nancy are helpful names for layers, what are some unhelpful names?
ContingentCat: All of them Kevin?
Boopity: How Ben of you @ContingentCat
Nuurgle: are these pawns just Nelson?
Juliamon: oh I don't like that sfx
FITorion: oh the distortion beez are here
beowuuf: too much buzz :(
Juliamon: buzzy bot sfx
Boopity: LRRfolk chess set in store when
ContingentCat: hello bees
nickthecatbear: Oh, the buzzy isn't just me, I guess
adept_nekomancer: The live bees have gotten into the SFX
Amras0x00: something isn't grounded
nickthecatbear: Ian-Nelson fusion dance
Amras0x00: electric chess
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!! <3
beowuuf: lrrHEART
jacqui_lantern234: "innocent" "bystander"
beowuuf: is the a way to take the interference edge out of the tune?
Amras0x00: this is now the 60Hz channel
Juliamon: yeah, it's making it unlistenable for me
ContingentCat: I kinda like the fuzz
Juliamon: someone please let me know if she removes it
beowuuf: yup
nickthecatbear: thank you!
ContingentCat: @Juliamon the bees are gone
beowuuf: music gone
Juliamon: ty
beowuuf: az just pushing cori under the vengabus there
Sethalidos: Az: the Chaos Goblin
Amras0x00: I never thought to ask how a pawn would wear pants but now I know
aiamethyst: villains usually don't believe that's what they are
northern_ronin42: What the heck have I walked into?
Amras0x00: @northern_ronin42 chess!
northern_ronin42: I mean fair . . .
northern_ronin42: Ohhh I thought that was reversed.
northern_ronin42: Look as long as at least one of you where insulted.
northern_ronin42: I came to get distracted from figuring out how to small bussiness and this sure did the trick.
verzegnassicaio: @LoadingReadyRun hey friends!
Boopity: CDHC is indeed premier "... wtf?" content
beowuuf: sell things and never get involved wiht defense
verzegnassicaio: How are you today?
beowuuf: birb frands
beowuuf: heygulls!
Boopity: Birbs!
Nuurgle: flying badgers?
beowuuf: seagulls aren't badgers az MiniK
beowuuf: they're molluscs
ContingentCat: are the badgers trying the seagull?
Boopity: Have you seen them in the same room @beowuuf ? Kappa
nickthecatbear: yup
northern_ronin42: Gulls vs Ducks, the epic war of the century, with Crowninjas.
Juliamon: You said the word
nickthecatbear: the seagulls were badgering the ducks
northern_ronin42: You said the Gulls where Badgering the Ducks.
beowuuf: said badger many times
beowuuf: also badgered cori
ContingentCat: yup you said badger a few times
FITorion: mushroom mushroom?
beowuuf: protect us cor- no wait nm
Nuurgle: or have we pushed it not too far enough?
northern_ronin42: So is this a bishop Kermit the Frog or a Biship shark?
nickthecatbear: ^ yes
bytecaster: Eyes are the windows to the soul, or in this case, the windows to the upper floors of the soul.
nickthecatbear: I like Fishop very much
Boopity: @bytecaster What's the window to the lower floors?
northern_ronin42: Okay so nickthecatbear was very correct.
northern_ronin42: And Fishop is king!
bytecaster: @Boopity Don't know, I'm not a soul architect, so this lies outside of my area of expertise.
northern_ronin42: Well any Fishop needs to look ready for Fish Business.
nickthecatbear: You know, I get about 1 thing correct each week. I'm just happy this week's quota was used on something important :p
northern_ronin42: His tie should also be a fish.
Boopity: @bytecaster Fair
northern_ronin42: Or maybe kermit.
bytecaster: It's nice and wide, maybe a flounder?
ContingentCat: fish kermit?
northern_ronin42: What aobut this isn't wierd already?
Boopity: Fantastic
Sarah_Serinde: Weird? On CDHC?!
ContingentCat: perfect
nickthecatbear: 10/10 no notes
Boopity: Don't talk to me or my tie ever again
northern_ronin42: Hahahaa, well I had pictured it the other facing.
northern_ronin42: But I think this is better.
bytecaster: Can the tie have a tiny fish bowtie?
DarthRagnar815: I rate it SabaPing / SabaPing
iris_of_ether: I had to step away for twenty minutes and yeah, yeah I'm not sure what I expected upon return
Boopity: We are getting dangerously close to recursive territory here
Boopity: @iris_of_ether Art
ContingentCat: yes! the fish tie needs a fish tie
beowuuf: @iris_of_ether it's like a lobster in a pot. When you keep watching, you don't niotice how cursed it's getting :p
bytecaster: Does the Fishop get an extra move in addition to moving diagonally? I vote for "submerge".
northern_ronin42: Yeah I'll say it's odd that Cories not the one making the chaos.
iris_of_ether: F I S h o p, OMG
northern_ronin42: Unsettling, almost.
Amras0x00: @bytecaster The move is just a reskin of Scorpio's "get over here". It's called "the reel"
beowuuf: i will kill to defend fishop
Boopity: Oh wow, I hate the mouth feel of K-night
Amras0x00: K'night Bruce
Sethalidos: what about kuhnigit
Styxseus: Is it a Nyaight? :P
nickthecatbear: Syr Whiskers
Invitare: in the root word it probably was pronounced
northern_ronin42: A running joke at my D&D tables for decades is that version of it.
northern_ronin42: Equally common as Rouges.
Invitare: weird consonant clusters usually were
beowuuf: ken-nigh-hot
ShaneLeeAtk: @Sethalidos I was wondering who was going to dip into Middle English.
iris_of_ether: kyn-ni-got
Sethalidos: Who are you calling English?
Amras0x00: Yeah - you really can't insist on pronouncing the K and just forget about the G and the H
beowuuf: i think az is trying to tell us something
beowuuf: it's a subtle message but it's comeing through in the art
ContingentCat: but she's being so subtle how can we be sure?
QuixoticScrivener: K-ni-ghit!
Juliamon: hat slicening in progress
northern_ronin42: I do like the idea of a normal animal wearing a muscle formed cuirass.
northern_ronin42: Though the intent might be more platemail or a coat of plate.
northern_ronin42: That is the happiest queen I've ever seen in chess.
northern_ronin42: She's just delighted to put you in check.
bytecaster: Does the queen get matching weaponry to the king?
beowuuf: serene queen
Amras0x00: that's a very moist queen
Boopity: Now that's a queen that knows it's the best piece
Amras0x00: moisturized even
Boopity: Moisturize your queens for maximum efficiency
bytecaster: Imagine a chess grandmaster saying: "Moist queen to E5"
ContingentCat: flossy?
Spanked42: clussy
FITorion: Glazzy
northern_ronin42: It's DOCTOR BEES!
r10pez10: im a rook in my lane
Boopity: Oh boy, a live performance of live bees!
iris_of_ether: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
Amras0x00: @Boopity Bees! Live!
Filthwizard1985: Bedtime for me g'knight chat
Amras0x00: Knitty!
Amras0x00: Knightty?
northern_ronin42: That K-Night will scratching for that.
northern_ronin42: Knightty is pretty great.
northern_ronin42: "Let me think" THOR PICTURE
bytecaster: No wonder the king is so frumpy
Amras0x00: so what you're saying is the bishops form an ordered (chess) set
mtvcdm: You know, when I told Ian to forward that Mastodon post about comparing knights in chess sets I should have known it would lead to.... things
Juliamon: oh, is today YOUR fault?
mtvcdm: Apparently it is
Juliamon: honorable of you to take the blame
bytecaster: I feel like this stream is always a collaborative fault
mtvcdm: I just got home
northern_ronin42: Blame? They're just trying to take credit for Fishop!
adept_nekomancer: Knights. Plural. But also not plural.
mtvcdm: oh hell
northern_ronin42: I refuse anyone can MAKE Corie do anything.
Amras0x00: so how does this compare to the mastadon knights?
northern_ronin42: I've seen you on DiceFriends!
mtvcdm: For the benefit of chat, this is the Mastodon post that apparently led to all this
northern_ronin42: Are those tiny knives?
beowuuf: little blades of fury
bytecaster: @northern_ronin42 He prefers if you call them mighty daggers, I'm sure.
northern_ronin42: Look man it's okay, sometime small knives are prefered.
bytecaster: I'm sure it is still perfectly safe to castle with that rook.
Boopity: I would love to castle with that rook
northern_ronin42: You swap the king and the rooks position.
beowuuf: you can swap the king and rook positions
beowuuf: sorta
adept_nekomancer: It moves the king into the corner which is typically a more defensible position.
northern_ronin42: Kinda sorta , with a lot of limiations.
FITorion: switch places
QuixoticScrivener: You trap your king in a corner. Its a trap for inexperienced players.
northern_ronin42: It's a really wierd thing where it's like one of the two special rules of chess that I have no idea why it's there.
bytecaster: It sounds like a house rule that was made canon
northern_ronin42: @bytecaster Exactly my thoughts.
KeytarCat: @bytecaster sounds like chess to me 👀
Boopity: It really does
beowuuf: just like en passant, except they made it sound french for legitimacy :p
aiamethyst: isn't that where all rules of all games come from?
Boopity: Oh my god @aiamethyst
northern_ronin42: @aiamethyst In the same way all stories are 'this thing someone made up.'
bytecaster: It's true every rule starts its life in some house
adept_nekomancer: I mean, some rules could have started outdoors.
ContingentCat: and like how all words are just sounds people decided meant something
bytecaster: @ContingentCat Exactly, only Fishop is eternal
Boopity: And now they argue on the internet about which sounds are correct, so look where that got us LUL
ContingentCat: Chat's favourite is chaos as always
Boopity: We cannot pick favorites as the Fishop was picked as a favorite for us
northern_ronin42: Look it's not our fault Fishop graced the stream today.
beowuuf: chat does not play favourites, chat loves all abominations against god equally MiniK
bytecaster: Except "Shrek"
beowuuf: ^
bytecaster: It's a callback
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeFrek
Boopity: That Shrek really was a formative experience for all of us
beowuuf: our mind has blissfully forgotten all the others
bytecaster: You never forget your first abomination.
mtvcdm: !addquote (Az) [now] Chat loves all abominations against God equally.
LRRbot: New quote #8425: "Chat loves all abominations against God equally." —Az [2023-01-16]
SnackPak_: I do love all the abominations equally, but ditto Cori holds a special place in my heart
northern_ronin42: Reading is saying.
Boopity: Oh that's a good one @SnackPak_
beowuuf: me? i never said anything once the vod disappears two months from now. two months from now, all az's fault :p
Boopity: We need an abomination tier list for CDHC
Juliamon: We could just reattribute it to beowuuf if necessary
iris_of_ether: Whoa-oh, emotional scars!
niccus: reading the chat explains the chat
beowuuf: ooooooor, we don't give you wonderful mods more work and leave it as is :p
mtvcdm: !modquote 8425 (Az, quoting beowuuf) [now] Chat loves all abominations against God equally.
LRRbot: Modified quote #8425: "Chat loves all abominations against God equally." —Az, quoting beowuuf [2023-01-16]
northern_ronin42: I mean Cori you made that Bus song I can't remember the name of. That's the most impressive musical thing I've heard out of all of LLR.
beowuuf: dammit
mtvcdm: There we go, properly attributed
nickthecatbear: A+
beowuuf: !findquote lies
LRRbot: Quote #5625: "I believe you, Twitch chat. You wouldn't lie to me." —James [2018-12-18]
Juliamon: Trolling is never too much work
Boopity: @northern_ronin42 Still one of the most amazing things I have ever experienced
iris_of_ether: !vengabus
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beowuuf: see, what james said
beowuuf: lol juliamon
northern_ronin42: But Cori! If you draw horses, won't you violate the core rule of the show and its name involving horses?
northern_ronin42: @beowuuf Amazing
bytecaster: While Cori's queen got a potentially accidental hug, this queen seems to really need a hug.
nickthecatbear: Monarch
beowuuf: @northern_ronin42 the great thing about posting the link is that i have to go get it first, so it ends up playing in the background :D
Invitare: Queekn
adept_nekomancer: You can tell that one's the queen because it is both round and crowned.
bytecaster: Sorry, we were zoomed to far in and I got confused
bytecaster: *too
ContingentCat: nonbinary monarch <3
beowuuf: nonarch
nickthecatbear: ooh, I like nonarch
Amras0x00: Nonarch!
bytecaster: Though I do enjoy the developing nonarch canon
northern_ronin42: @beowuuf I recall a remix of it at some point that used samples of Adam, thoughts if that one still exists?
QuixoticScrivener: just monarch
electric_claire: ^
QuixoticScrivener: Queen and Monarch
HaphazardHaberdashery: liege
Sethalidos: or ruler
Amras0x00: except this one's nonbinary, so nonarch.
QuixoticScrivener: Or Queen Consort, if the Queen is the monarch.
Juliamon: Sometimes there's just no reason to be sad. Don't judge them for their brain sads.
KeytarCat: Oh that got me good
beowuuf: @northern_ronin42 mdrift314's remix, who also did the carrot carrot milk
nickthecatbear: So we've got Fishop and Nonarch. This is the portmanteau special edition of chess
Amras0x00: I thought we were already watching some Az
beowuuf: sure why not :p
Juliamon: Fishop and the Nonarch, coming soon to Nickelodeon
beowuuf: txc2 will be so happy the bear made it :D
northern_ronin42: @beowuuf Ahhh so cori didn't do that one, why I couldn't find it.
beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
beowuuf: and yup
northern_ronin42: Well a good distraction for sure, back to figuring how how big a budget I need to illstrate a 300 page rule book.
beowuuf: fishop and the nonarch are the wacky morning dj rivals to graham and paul? in the lrr sketch
Amras0x00: Ok chat I had to know, and I found out, and it's not exciting. Rook is just an anglicization of the Persian word for chariot. It has nothing to do with rocks.
Amras0x00: I'm dissapointed too. I'm sorry.
Boopity: Truly a sad moment in history
northern_ronin42: Really? I assumed it was borrowed from germanic, since Rooks are a crow.
beowuuf: @northern_ronin42 check out hebanon games (caleb stokes). He kinda laid out all his costs, etc and the process when he made Red Markets, which is like 400 pages? Fully illustrated, paying artists fairly up front, etc
northern_ronin42: @beowuuf Thanks, I'll take a look. When I started writing, CFO skills where pretty low on my 'to learn' list.
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northern_ronin42: And now I'm paying for that lack of foresight.
beowuuf: @northern_ronin42 understandable!
beowuuf: wb
TheAinMAP: katesAir
northern_ronin42: And that fancy man with the sumbraro behind you.
Amras0x00: Ok but have you considered Knightty
beowuuf: Quadonkadonk
TheAinMAP: 2020Capture
bytecaster: Don't we all
Amras0x00: Dorearto
Nuurgle: less healthy than cauliflower ear, but tastier
TheAinMAP: DoritosChip
nickthecatbear: My friend was a wrestler in college. Very common in that sport
Nuurgle: oh no, I'm sorry. I thought it was known enough
AdamYMHMI: Do not look up riced cauliflower ear recipes.
Amras0x00: @nickthecatbear doritos?
TheAinMAP: Wrestling was big in my school/state. I know what it is.
nickthecatbear: @nickthecatbear Let's go with that :p
SnackPak_: hmmm...
adept_nekomancer: Wait, isn't all rice plant based?
ContingentCat: as opposed to?
Amras0x00: oh yeah that's been making the rice
Nuurgle: like gluten-free milk
Amras0x00: the rounds
TheAinMAP: Plant. Based. Rice?
nickthecatbear: "Something is in this bag"
bytecaster: As opposed to the rice you get from the majestic rice beast?
iris_of_ether: Haha, I saw Beej being annoyed at that on Mastodon I think?
AdamYMHMI: "Ryce" is probably what it will have to be legally called.
iris_of_ether: Yeah, I think you've got it - like "miracle noodles"
Sethalidos: cauliflower ear rice?
azninsect: plant based, grain free rice
Nuurgle: but what it...rice patties
Boopity: I wish my mom got me the nice face Kappa
Juliamon: eastern cultures: make rice a staple of their diet for centuries, white American moms: rice is bad for you!!
bytecaster: I prefer my faces second hand, it's more economical and less wasteful
Amras0x00: rice paddies are very healthy
adept_nekomancer: So like a hamburger, but instead the burger is rice?
beowuuf: paddy is where it comes from, patty is where it goes :p
Amras0x00: @adept_nekomancer ricericer
GapFiller: rice burgers are a real actual thing
GapFiller: had em in HK
xantos69: @Juliamon Anything is bad for you if you eat too much of it or don't bother to eat anything else to get a balanced diet.
iris_of_ether: Well now I'm hungry for crispy rice
GapFiller: theyre nice
nickthecatbear: When I still lived in Minneapolis, a nearby café had wild rice burgers that were crispy and so delicious
adept_nekomancer: @GapFiller It actually sounds like it could be good, honestly.
AdamYMHMI: Rice is actually not bad as an additive in burger/plant-based burgers. It absorbs liquid and adds some texture.
Nuurgle: that horse is Finnish?
bytecaster: What about the horse on the other side?
Sethalidos: @bytecaster Brazilian
Juliamon: Rice is a key ingredient in good meatloaf
bytecaster: Limited edition horse
adept_nekomancer: It's so nice of the queen to let spiders build webs in her crown.
beowuuf: queb
Lord_Hosk: I looked up Cauliflower ear and I don't see the problem. Its just how Cauliflower grows in the field.
northern_ronin42: Yeah you really don't want to catch a case of Frere Jacques.
GapFiller: Lord_Hosk maybe they meant the other kinda cauliflower ear
Earthenone: is todays chess episode because it is Martin Luther KING jr day? (in the states) :P
Lord_Hosk: I have not yet begun to peak!
northern_ronin42: They live in the Chess.
ContingentCat: bishops next to monarches I think
Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] You peaked too early, Hosk!
LRRbot: New quote #8426: "You peaked too early, Hosk!" —Cori [2023-01-16]
bytecaster: Depends, are we talking fresh water or salt water Fishop?
nickthecatbear: Presumably, they live in a castle
adept_nekomancer: One of those aquarium castles, for the fishop
bytecaster: Or a moving castle, perhaps
code1300: reading rainbow
ContingentCat: around that yeah
azninsect: Chess: Oops all pawns?
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
northern_ronin42: Tada! It's the title screen!
azninsect: jennzLul
TheAinMAP: escher3BEE
beowuuf: escher3BEE
nickthecatbear: lrrAWESOME
northern_ronin42: Family can afford FOUR horses?
beowuuf: escher3THUMBSUP
northern_ronin42: No wonder that king looks so grumpy.
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northern_ronin42: Spider queen, spider queen, does whatever a spiderqueen does.
azninsect: fishop katesLol
northern_ronin42: How could Cori beat the power of a Fishop?
bytecaster: Exactly, Fishop is part of our heritage!
beowuuf: they are all beautiful!
northern_ronin42: But how will he stab without his ghost arms?
bytecaster: Or heads, in the case of the k-night.
adept_nekomancer: Fair use
northern_ronin42: Anything Cori does qualifies as "Transformative"
Boopity: Truly a visionary
bytecaster: Does this count as parody?
bytecaster: Classic issue of "Closeup teeth"
northern_ronin42: Castle, but made of teeth, is the most cursed thought i've had in years.
code1300: the pawns kinda remind me of rick and morty plubus episode
Juliamon: THe one where you date everyone
northern_ronin42: But Cori, you could not draw horses IN DWARF FORTRESS.
iris_of_ether: There's also Strange Horticulture, which is quite good :D
bytecaster: We could build the castle for our chess pieces in Dwarf Fortress!
code1300: get the most with out making them mad
adept_nekomancer: Sounds similar to Recettear
nickthecatbear: Sounds like me when I go into a shop, except instead of patience, it's social anxiety
niccus: so stoichiometry
northern_ronin42: I mean isn't that what Dwarf Fortress is?
Boopity: Enjoying math!? Unpossible!
northern_ronin42: Those poor horses.
northern_ronin42: Well, time to get some glue.
Boopity: The color of the background kinda makes Cori's look like that one shot from the End of Evangelion
northern_ronin42: K-Night does look evil. But that might be the cat aspect.
Boopity: Yes queen slay
Anubis169: Haaaaaaaaaai Tilly!
beowuuf: they are all kindhearted souls! look at their little black dead eyes!
adept_nekomancer: "Chessmurdered" is definitely a dwarf fortress.
Anubis169: How're all my happy muffins today/
beowuuf: lrrAWESOME
nickthecatbear: lrrAWESOME
nickthecatbear: We're crafting a rich lore
northern_ronin42: Chessmuderer, the hit new punk rock band, live tonight!
nickthecatbear: "Time for your last rites"
code1300: will one or both of you be on crossing the streams later
nickthecatbear: (I intended that more as Fishop's threat...)
beowuuf: our eyes :(
ContingentCat: oh yeah blaseball has started up again
Juliamon: There was an update today btw, they unredacted a chunk of rules
mtvcdm: What a terrible night to have an eclipse
niccus: they've been (k)nighted and went on a (k)night's quest
beowuuf: sorry, your chessboard is perfect, i must be tired MiniK
Juliamon: still no update on the Frazier Tosser situation
bytecaster: A K-west?
Juliamon: Apparently they got maxed in a hidden stat
ContingentCat: those sure are all words
niccus: oh right there's zephyr's thing
Juliamon: It's all about Anastasia Isarobot now
ContingentCat: that's a name I haven't heard in a while
niccus: full heart, bright eyes, can't lose. no, really, can't lose
Juliamon: Jaylen's still in the hole
Juliamon: (presumably)
Amras0x00: @juliamon hidden stats are kinda spoilery
bytecaster: Well, anyway: Fishop
mtvcdm: Someone will try to make Zephyr McCloud lose. They will pay.
Boopity: Woo! Horses!
Juliamon: Amras0x00 yeah, that's why I said it's a hidden stat instead of *what* the stat is
mtvcdm: !patreon
beowuuf: thank you both! seabatClap
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Juliamon: there being hidden stats is an inherent aspect of the game
laundreydhull: that fish is just me waiting to dye to the hook of the next job interview! :D LUL jlrrFacepalm FBtouchdown NotLikeThis lrrSPOOP TableHere breebuPls voxyFlood voxyDab
beowuuf: sergeHi byyyye
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:14 from now).
laundreydhull: BOP BOP
beowuuf: bu- escher3BEE
laundreydhull: lrrCORI lrrDOTS BOP lrrCIRCLE BOP lrrARROW
xantos69: !next
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