richard_ermen: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Pentiment) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (12m from now).
r10pez10: can you pentiment the dog
Juliamon: no, but you can pet
Juliamon: multiple animals can be pet, even
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Pentiment) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (0s from now).
Manae: !next
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richard_ermen: This is fun, I'm currently playing Pentiment too ^^
GapFiller: heh somebody forgot to turn off the Jackbox overlay stuff
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> On today's Talking Simulator, Cameron continues to make it through another day at the scriptorium in Pentiment! | http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FmtFxZUagAAsRo6.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1615461616224702464
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm playing Pentiment and now that I've overtaken LRR I can watch this
richard_ermen: same =)
FacelessManAboutTown: Hello, while I understand they're entitled to privacy, I just wanted to wish all the LRR crew well in whatever personal stuff they are dealing with atm
richard_ermen: Though I'm really gonna enjoy how their playthrough differs from mine ^^
Juliamon: Ben had to cancel his personal stream this morning due to an allergic reaction, I presume it's related
GapFiller: also Adam
GapFiller: per his recent tweets
Juliamon: yeah, he seems like he's in a rough patch rn
Juliamon: Hope he gets through it soon
Getter404: Ah yes, Administratum Sim
FacelessManAboutTown: oh no, allergies suck
FacelessManAboutTown: S O O N
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FacelessManAboutTown: benginDance
TheAinMAP: Hello. lrrCAMERON
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Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, I picked italy too
richard_ermen: journeyman I think
richard_ermen: If I remember it was Apprentice to Journeyman on Wanderyears and then on to masterhood once married and with guild membershio
richard_ermen: +masterpiece
richard_ermen: I've picked Flanders. It was fascinating.
vingris_: So speaking of "The Name of the Rose" - remember that manuscript page we had to scrub clean at the very start of the game? That was the first page of the Name of the Rose, or rather of Adso's manuscript, in Latin.
richard_ermen: Ohhh
vingris_: And it's not just an easter egg, the game sort of insinuates itself into the fictional provenance of Name of the Rose. There are other hints to that effect.
Pteraspidomorphi: vingris_: It is a very cheeky game
QuixoticScrivener: Ah, palimpsest
Gekyouryuu: if anyone would like a silly thing tangentially related to stream, as it's based around art like what we do in this game: https://tsukinoinaba.tumblr.com/post/706699115713691648/tap-shoes-theworsethingsgettheharderifight
Pteraspidomorphi: I love the personalities in there
Getter404: Saint Josh Grobin is, in fact, just Strong Bad
selrahcthewise: Would that make Beatrice Strong Sad then?
Pteraspidomorphi: ooo, what's that symbol? I don't have that one
Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks!
SpookySpaghooti: Hello friends!
SpookySpaghooti: This game slaps so hard
lackingsanity: got em
selrahcthewise: Is this PC only? It kind of reminds me of reminds me of The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante.
SpookySpaghooti: @selrahcthewise Pc and Xbox
lackingsanity: its on gamepass
SpookySpaghooti: The animals look so funny
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
BusTed: benginPet
Sorator13: kitty!!
SpookySpaghooti: Schlau is trhe best cat
TheAinMAP: escher3MEOW
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Getter404: A church with a compromised, crumbling foundation. Surely not metaphorical
BusTed: He's got the stink lines and everything...
PMAvers: Why not both?
Pteraspidomorphi: I hadn't noticed, hmm
SpookySpaghooti: Has Cam met Claus yet? Meeting him and seeing his dialogue was honestly the highlight of my experience, so damn creative
SpookySpaghooti: :O what's the secret
BusTed: Huh.
TheThirdTail: I hadn't heard that. Neat!
Mangledpixel: is it poop? I bet its poop
Mangledpixel: oh that's cool
Pteraspidomorphi: That's really interesting
RandomTrivia: Concrete perforated with repair material? That's really cool.
Juliamon: neat!
jessieimproved: It's got a lot of seashell material in it doesn't it?
Sorator13: It is neat! But I also read an article explaining why that basically doesn't matter for most modern purposes, because we already had materials that could do that, and we need to use steel to reinforce the concrete and that causes more degredation
Gekyouryuu: is the new Costello ok, at least?
Prop_PT: Hey Cam, I love this game, have you played this yourself or is this blind?
Pteraspidomorphi: It's cool when a character's font/writing animation changes
Funkbr0: did people cover their mouth before germ theory was a thing?
TheThirdTail: Yeah, I love that detail. Getting to see Andreas' perception of a person change in real time as he learns more about them.
Pteraspidomorphi: I never did manage to befriend young Martin but I befriended the baron
BusTed: we ain't a snitch
goatprince: hey cam, have you pet the filth dog yet
goatprince: (the miller's greyhound)
Juliamon: I think we've only pet Schlau
BusTed: Eep
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
Catastrophil: Wait, it's not Let's Nope yet??
They_Are_Alyx: Murder?!?!?
goatprince: oooky spooky kooky
Juliamon: There's no Nope tonight, so we're getting it early I guess
BusTed: thejen9F
They_Are_Alyx: F
RandomTrivia: F
chillmill1: F
Juliamon: F
keroan0: o7
cifcafat: F
RandomTrivia: benginO7
GhostValv: benginO7
QuantumTwitch: F lashRIP
goatprince: baron deese knives. sorry was that too soon
keroan0: Love me a good hurdy gurdy
lackingsanity: all the music in this game hits so hard
BusTed: tqsKnife
lackingsanity: since mostly you're just listening to the scratching
BusTed: The ink spatter emphasis.
Snowwraith: @lackingsanity The animal noises tend to throw me and suddenly look out for actual animals.
keroan0: It's a little bit before it happens
goatprince: I mean, you don't HAVE to go to the autopsy,,,
chillmill1: I under no circumstances want to ask for Guy's opinion
Supercon22: piero lifts
Juliamon: Motive can be argued
TheMerricat: inability is always an absolute defense
InquisitorGaia: motive v opportunity
SylHar: bringing guy will anger him
Pteraspidomorphi: I was a doctor plant guy and chose the physically frail argument, figured it might work better down the line
Getter404: Eyeglasses guy looks shifty
Supercon22: as I've played before, I will refrain from giving my opinion but will be up for answering questions c:
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
ghyllnox: Where'd the knife go
Supercon22: oh you've played before as well?
TheMerricat: @Supercon22 He's only played a bit further than we are now.
BusTed: That is a neat touch.
Juliamon: Speaking of...
Juliamon: those printing blocks are so cool
Vanbael: yeah, the moment you mentioned he's a printer, that explained thee inverted blocks
lackingsanity: the variable typo rates between different characters is also really neat
Invitare: "Come to my workshop" *takes 2 steps* "Here we are, in my workshop"
lackingsanity: ate my excrement + ratio
PMAvers: Bertholdt feels like one of those kids who wants to show you his cool knife.
Juliamon: This hardly seems appropriate mealtime conversation
Pteraspidomorphi: lackingsanity: Do they make more typos if they're mad? That's a notion I had that I never checked so far
PMAvers: Or ideas.
BlackIsis: Look, he's gonna learn about that stuff eventually.
BusTed: tqsKnife
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Getter404: Yes! Blood!
Vanbael: Blood! \o/
Getter404: Blood for the Emperor!
RandomTrivia: Are we saying Bertholdt isn't *already* the stabbiest kid in history?
Juliamon: Claus!
TheMerricat: Are we about to find out that half the village wanted the Baron dead and the abbot is covering it up?
satyropodobny: The big kahuna might more academic term
rainreign7: i belive you are correct Cam
Juliamon: Unfortunately all my knowledge of abbeys comes from Redwall
TheMerricat: "The Claustral prior (Latin prior claustralis), called dean in a few monasteries, holds the first place after the abbot (or grand-master in military orders), whom he assists in the government of the monastery, functioning effectively as the abbot's second-in-charge." - is what wikipedia says and that answers nothing. Kappa
TheAinMAP: I was just thinking I didn't remember if there was a Prior at Redwall.
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serramarkov: Google says the prior is below the abbot.
Reecer6: realized i should watch the last stream but i gotta mention, even though i know it's bad for streaming: there's an option in settings to turn on long 's'
RandomTrivia: Hahahahaha
Getter404: The S is an absolute unit
Getter404: @Jensling What is the Long S if not a Biblically Accurate Cool S
Jensling: lucidLUL
goatprince: the long s might be a non-readable font exclusive
RandomTrivia: Well said Cameron
lackingsanity: there are also conventual and obedientary priors, who head monasteries too small to have an abbot and monasteries that are satellites of a particular abbey, respectively
lackingsanity: turns out benedictine monks have a lot of very particular rules
Juliamon: Kim takes the notes
chillmill1: You're doing the examination
goatprince: you both do different parts I think
Jensling: I think if you fail hard enough Kim might do it
monsieur_squirrel: are ribs counted from the top or bottom?
Juliamon: pedantry in lieu of anything useful to say
r10pez10: ^ me
RandomTrivia: We can see it just fine
Juliamon: You only blocked a tiny bit
Vanbael: yeah, you're fine
lackingsanity: mostly
GhostValv: most of it
TheMerricat: We mostly can, I think you were fine where you were.
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Juliamon: Interesting timing, raiders
TacitusVigil: In that logic?
They_Are_Alyx: [Orson Welles voice] Ah, the French Disease
TheMerricat: Syphilis - The first written records of an outbreak of syphilis in Europe occurred in 1495 in Naples, Italy, during a French invasion (Italian War of 1494–98). Since it was claimed to have been spread by French troops, it was initially called the "French disease" by the people of Naples.
rainreign7: Yay syphilis
SoulSurgae: i wonder if his promiscuity points to a potential motive?
Luminaire_p: mmm
TheMerricat: From my understanding, it was also transmitted to the 'western' world from slaves taken in the Americas, who had a natural immunity to it....
TacitusVigil: Looks like he's giving him a nice massage
lackingsanity: ouch!
RandomTrivia: Oh no
SquareDotCube: ow
Luminaire_p: I think he's likely to recover unarmeHmm
GhostValv: oof
NotCainNorAbel: Did it make a cool sound?
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Cameron
Juliamon: Scalp wounds gush
BusTed: seabatYIKES
RandomTrivia: Sure sounds like a head wound
Vanbael: I hate scalp wounds x.x
constablecrab: The scalp can bleed like a mofo
NotCainNorAbel: ugh, scalp cuts suck
TacitusVigil: Time to invent...the scalp bandage!
TheMerricat: scalp wounds are great for convincing you you are about to die from 'small' things.
NotCainNorAbel: thumbs
Evil_John_Cena: The luck of fools?
Gekyouryuu: that's either incredibly metal, or your scalp is a drama queen
Furbly: Huh, I thought that was an anime thing...
RandomTrivia: Sheer mass of numbers
TacitusVigil: "Neat" (takes photo)
RandomTrivia: #RelationshipGoals
GhostValv: wowie
TacitusVigil: They have the meats.
TheMerricat: @Furbly There are way more blood vessels way closer to the surface of the skin in your head than any other 'major' part of your body, so you bleed a lot from a 'little effort'.
BusTed: oof
Gekyouryuu: blunt instrument? oboe with a reed made of weed?
Mollylele: the head wound may be fatal but his curls on point ➰
JewelKnightZero: HypeHai HypeHai
JewelKnightZero: is this a medieval detective game?
TacitusVigil: You'd probably hurt your hand still?
JewelKnightZero: big stick would work better yes
v_nome: My understanding is you're more likely to crack a fist with somebody's skull
LadyLockwood92: Maybe? It'd definitely hurt your hand pretty considerably.
Juliamon: Knucklebones vs cranial plates... I'd bet on the plates every time
v_nome: Like the whole point of boxing gloves is that you don't break your hands
Unas84: she died and innocence with her
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richard_ermen: A mystery!
TacitusVigil: Well, we know it was written, so that narrows it down considerably, considering it's the Dark Ages.
goatprince: I think that's also tyrian purple too
richard_ermen: If using the complicated font, the handwriting actually helps decipher some parts.
richard_ermen: Because people talk in different fonts.
The_Freakazoid: 'die Unschuldige' -> thats another person? Otherwhise it would be 'die Unschuld'
The_Freakazoid: yep. How correct is the german supposed to be in this game?
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Unas84: oh right, yes my bad
TacitusVigil: So a name/person, not adjective?
BusTed: tqsLurk
Unas84: I'm only German-adjacent :) :P
BlackIsis: @The_Freakazoid Considering the effort they went to on the history side, I would guess it's pretty accurate
They_Are_Alyx: @TacitusVigil This takes place in the 1500's, so it's much later than The Dark Ages
goatprince: not as handsome as the turnip
richard_ermen: Its basically Early Renaissance, just before the reformation
TacitusVigil: @They_Are_Alyx Fair dinkum, I just meant that I imagine writing skills are far from universal at this point.
TheMerricat: Werner is in on the fix isn't he.
Luminaire_p: wow, those ink spatters
BusTed: hands are tied
richard_ermen: Werner is such an asshole
TacitusVigil: I assume we're still firmly in Feudalism! times. So...ugh.
TacitusVigil: Time to go to the Great Hall and get our class-allotted meal
TheMerricat: So chat, I woke up late today and missed the start of the stream. I noticed that a couple of shows were canceled today and Cori isn't on stream, was there any mention of the Christmas party spreading the black plague to the moonbase despite their attempts to avoid it or something similar?
Juliamon: TheMerricat Ben had to cancel his homestream this morning due to allergies, so that at least can account for the Nope cancel
Juliamon: Other than that they haven't given any details.
TheMerricat: thanks, was hoping they weren't all under the weather.
goatprince: the Christmas party didn't spread any illness.
TacitusVigil: Just cheer
TacitusVigil: And hangovers
TheMerricat: the best things to spread :D
richard_ermen: Its almost midnight and there's a new critical Oracle Database Problem. Nice...not. -_-
goatprince: I'm just waiting for when cam pets the filth dog
richard_ermen: Pet all the dogs!
RandomTrivia: benginPet benginPet benginPet
Invitare: triumphant?
serramarkov: Hi!
LadyLockwood92: Welcome back, Cam ^^
goatprince: there is a convent cat to pet,,,,
RandomTrivia: Kitty!
goatprince: I wonder what that name means, lol
ofstrife: he's a kitty!
RandomTrivia: 10/10 Game is perfect, no notes
Unas84: @goatprince literally means mousecatcher XD
8bitdame: I'm really impressed by the style of this game.
Gekyouryuu: the cat is actually in charge of the convent. it's the meow-ther superior
RandomTrivia: sergePun
BlackIsis: @Gekyouryuu boooooo
MrSwissLion: She'll probs be back at a non-meal-time
Gekyouryuu: would you have preferred nya-ther superior?
Gekyouryuu: Kappa
RandomTrivia: @Gekyouryuu I didn't say stop :p
LadyLockwood92: I never know how to pronounce Longinus honestly. I've always said Lon-Guy-Nus with a hard G, but I've also heard it pronounced with a soft G.
Pteraspidomorphi: In portuguese it would be lon-jee-noos
Gekyouryuu: @RandomTrivia then we can go over all the tenets of the cat-tholic church, or the cat-echism as it were
rainreign7: I always pronounce it with a soft G
richard_ermen: The dogs called "Duke-y" lol
Kyir: This game is so good
Pteraspidomorphi: Gekyouryuu: Can we do it in a cat-hedral?
TheThirdTail: It is indeed a porridge. Usually sweetened
Invitare: it's like frument
richard_ermen: I also love how eating shows how different these people lived. Just compare this to the peasant food. Holy frick.
LadyLockwood92: You'd think I'd very rarely have cause to say it, but it crops up a *lot* when you LARP Vampire: The Requiem.
inconsideratehat: the word is familiar but can't remember
Kyir: The fact that there's a town called "worms" got me every time
lackingsanity: wheat porridge, yeah
GhostValv: salud
lackingsanity: tbh im surprised he asked before just jumping into the legalese
Saltpetre_Academic: I'm a bit rusty, but I think it's someone answering a letter someone wrote asking for advice on performing magic. There was definitely something about an inquisition and the last bit looked like it might have been a "For your own sake, just don't"
RandomTrivia: benginPet
DeM0nFiRe: Cat!
RandomTrivia: *BABY*
TheAinMAP: escher3MEOW
goatprince: scale I think means 'clever'
goatprince: *schlau
bytecaster: It does!
bytecaster: It is a very fun name for a cat :D
Getter404: Beads?!
Unas84: smart, cunning
BlackIsis: But are the bees happy?
RandomTrivia: Live bees? lrrBEEJ
PMAvers: barrBEES barrBEES barrBEES
RandomTrivia: Oh wait, Cori isn't here lrrBEEJ
TheAinMAP: escher3BEE
Getter404: Ursula craves blood.
BusTed: peace
BlackIsis: time to go to bed!
richard_ermen: Yeah, the ga me is full of these little realisms
Getter404: "Do you have any games on your -illuminated manuscript-"
richard_ermen: "little realities"
ogundiety: Ursula has performed psychic damage.
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RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Angnor33: Great line.
GhostValv: haha
BusTed: Heh.
richard_ermen: Oh wow, new Stellaris DLC dropped about Pre-Stellar Origins.
richard_ermen: You can just see how these are basically "GOSSIP WITH US" all around town xD
richard_ermen: I mean, if his habit is killing nobleman, then he's surely got a streak of french in him.
Invitare: technically you're NOT in his home
Pteraspidomorphi: I missed this scene
lackingsanity: minigame time
They_Are_Alyx: "Facts don't care about your feelings" - Johan
richard_ermen: lol
inconsideratehat: oh hey I do this for fun! 😆
jessieimproved: It takes a little work to get a spindle correct, I've done it some.
inconsideratehat: *fist bump*
jessieimproved: @inconsideratehat lrrHEART
BlackIsis: in a mean way? :)
Invitare: oh this is why that kid didn't like Veronica
Gekyouryuu: "she's pretty. THAT'S good for her. shame she lacks anything else of note."
goatprince: 'severe'?
lackingsanity: I think she's saying that Zdena is giving off mean girl vibes
lackingsanity: like she's hot but not nice
Magicpokey: Ooh, I was late! Can I get the quick version of what this game is so far?
jessieimproved: "For example, this word's oldest use comes from its etymological meaning of “common” or “shared” (from the Middle English word mene) and was initially used to mean “humble,” “ordinary,” or “inferior”: …"
GapFiller: Magicpokey Pentiment Kappa
goatprince: I just noticed the kitten.......
Magicpokey: I appreciate is
Juliamon: Magicpokey Well, this is the second stream of it, so that would take quite a bit
Magicpokey: it
jessieimproved: kitty wiggle
RandomTrivia: OMG KITTEN
RandomTrivia: Must pet
GapFiller: KITTEH!
mapguru: Kitty!!
They_Are_Alyx: It's so cute!
KV1NN4: kiiitteeen
RandomTrivia: The little wiggle!
Pteraspidomorphi: It's an adventure investigation narrative type game that takes place in 16th century bavaria, early reformation. Heavy Name of the Rose vibes (as per Cameron). The whole game is styled like an illuminated manuscript
gnomedeplume572: I just jumped in and am really digging the chill vibe.
jessieimproved: lol - Y'all being good?
Gekyouryuu: cheevo get
They_Are_Alyx: Cheevo unlocked! FBtouchdown
RandomTrivia: Sleepy kitty benginLove
MrSwissLion: @Magicpokey We are the artists in the window on the left. We are working at an abbey in town. we met a baron the other day who was murdered and our favourite priest is being blamed. We are investigating to clear his name
xantos69: So, how's this going?
RandomTrivia: My heart is now a puddle
jessieimproved: Aw the toddler and the kitten fell asleep together
KV1NN4: hhehheheheh
mapguru: Kittens are adorable when asleep, though mine becomes dead weight so fast.
lackingsanity: its always the damn bourgeoisie
Saltpetre_Academic: It ever is as it ever was, seems to be what this scene says.
Gekyouryuu: that's a man who got a position thanks to nepotism, discovered he had no useful skills beyond those useful in school age, and decided to make it everyone else's problem to assure himself he's still important
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goatprince: otto's fam
MrSwissLion: A little tip i didn't see yill the end. you can look at the map and see all lunch options
goatprince: filth dog!
Juliamon: dog
Juliamon: dog
RandomTrivia: benginBark
Gekyouryuu: her name is Else? is she the third child, sister to If and Then?
Saltpetre_Academic: I don't brag, I just introduce myself as "Mr Big Deal"
goatprince: also maybe the abbey map too
MrSwissLion: May also be some nearer the abbey
lackingsanity: basically everyone has occupational surnames so its easy to keep track
graal_smith: !nope
BlackIsis: Wrong channel, graal :)
graal_smith: @BlackIsis I was hoping it would inform me on the status of Lets Nope.
BlackIsis: I think Ben can't make it so they're off today
Juliamon: You want ~lasttweet nope for Nope updates
graal_smith: @BlackIsis So... it worked!
Pteraspidomorphi: I had a meal at Frantz's...
graal_smith: @BlackIsis but seriously, thanks.
BlackIsis: np :)
PMAvers: "Playing? We're working."
Driosenth: abandoned mines are one of the best places to play!
graal_smith: BRB Birb
BlackIsis: wait...throwing rocks...rocks could be a blunt object
HatsWearCats: Me trying to do anything "Hey look at the BIRD"
Juliamon: sergeOwl
Drathak: o/
HatsWearCats: Technically
jessieimproved: Raises hand
graal_smith: Yes
gualdhar: I faintly remember those times
BlackIsis: I am very sure none of these kids were alive during the internet.
Plasterboard: I remember playing outside to have fun
ratstronomer: The bird sees all
graal_smith: I was bored ALL the time. Because I am extremely intelligent.
Driosenth: I remember the dewy decimal system and card catalogs
MrTulip: snrk
jessieimproved: I read books and climbed trees, and read books in trees
Gekyouryuu: I was never bored because I was probably autistic
Pteraspidomorphi: Farm kid here
tknomncr: Let's whittle sticks from the yard into spears.
LadyLockwood92: Yeah. I remember doing that.
BusTed: rocks at construction sites
SnackPak_: a classic passtime
gualdhar: oh yes, throwing things at other things was a very common pastime
TheMerricat: Wait the Dewey decimal system and card catalogs aren't a thing anymore?
goombalax: we didn't have the internet where I grew up until I was 10, and we had dialup until after I was done highschool
HatsWearCats: Throw a large rock the size of a small rock
Juliamon: Our thing was throwing rocks at the glass pole toppers by the old tracks and try to knock 'em down
jessieimproved: wow Andreas
gnomedeplume572: Gonna get some kids killed
Lysander_salamander: The best influence
BlackIsis: that seems like a HORRIBLE IDEA
Plasterboard: "I am going to drop rocks down this hole so I can experience part of the doppler effect"
SquareDotCube: fortunately video games were before the Internet
Gekyouryuu: yes
gnomedeplume572: 2/3
Saltpetre_Academic: As many as possible
Driosenth: Can we start a plague?
graal_smith: All of them
xantos69: If you believe in yourself. All of them.
princess_intell: all of them??
SnackPak_: time for a pb
BlackIsis: at least two
GhostValv: how many do we want dead?
BusTed: oh dear
Cptasparagus: not PAUL
gualdhar: imagine how many modern genocides we can stop if we kill all the children in medieval times
Plasterboard: we can kill a PI's worth of children
Lysander_salamander: :D
TheMerricat: holy shit
graal_smith: What's your KDR IRL, Cameron?
BusTed: Paul's got a good head on his shoulders.
Lysander_salamander: wow
Lysander_salamander: this took a turn
gnomedeplume572: Not down a big hole is a great response
Juliamon: Anna is filling in for Cori today
Vanbael: These kids are like "nah...that hole is boring"
princess_intell: these children are awfully educated for peasants
Vanbael: Gen Alpha be all like
PMAvers: "You just have to be like famous Twitch streamer James Turner and fall down that hole in style."
Driosenth: stupid grown-ups being born between 980 and 1010
Gekyouryuu: "at the bottom of the mine is V bucks. buy all the Fortnite dances you want!"
Pteraspidomorphi: princess_intell: Paul and Bert are the kids of the wealthier residents
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Vanbael: advice
Vanbael: !advice
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Gekyouryuu: !badadvice
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Vanbael: both valid
Gekyouryuu: oooh, nice Whippoorwill noises
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NightBook1: was watching the prev episode and noticed you guys asking about this so i looked it up... the seven daytime canonical hours of lauds (dawn), prime (sunrise), terce (mid-morning), sext (midday), none (mid-afternoon), vespers (sunset), compline (retiring) and the one nighttime canonical hour of night watch
Gekyouryuu: but Night Watch is 6 hours
Gekyouryuu: then it's Zeta
MrTulip: I also sext at midday, hur hur hur
NanoDelta: Interesting, do you know if that predate the "24 unequal hours" scheme?
bearravenson: All these bird songs make me miss living in the woods.
BlackIsis: wow, you third wheeled their date
Gekyouryuu: man, I remember having to say that prayer at lunch every day
Gekyouryuu: Catholic school and all
Gekyouryuu: yes
jessieimproved: yep
SquareDotCube: hence the name
Gekyouryuu: had a bunch of them near my house growing up
Auntie_de_lluviel: yes! it's been a while since I've heard one :>
MrSwissLion: I bet the blacksmith cares
jessieimproved: Although slightly different song than the whippoorwill has here in the Southern US
BlackIsis: oh dang
Juliamon: Ol' Snoopey
nightraven949: ole smokey needs to mind his own damn buisness
goombalax: wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more
Auntie_de_lluviel: hihi, chat. Just got here & birdsong ans art style have piqued my interest (knowing nothing about what's happening)
LadyLockwood92: 'No one pays attention to Ol' Smokey'
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOPY
johnhelix: Ah, I love spraying primer on miniatures in January. Now I know that the bathroom has the best ventilation in my apartment. And that my spray shield may have a hole in it.
Auntie_de_lluviel: @johnhelix Your fumes beat mine: heating vinegar for lavender vinegar
Mollylele: lotta bibles have God and the holy pronouns in red
Mollylele: at least the bibles in my mom's house
Invitare: in this period, probably super blasphemy
NanoDelta: I've been trying to track if it's actually following the stroke order, but it's a little fast for me to tell
They_Are_Alyx: Hi Molly!
MrSwissLion: It's also red when the priests say "His" and "Him" so i think it's just a marker for that yeah
mjiig: Isn't that a thing old religious texts used to do?
Juliamon: I presume it represents fear of the Higher Power,
jessieimproved: I know it was blasphemy when I was a kid lrrAWESOME
emberBecky: I've heard of bibles where the words spoken by Jesus are in red, same idea I guess
They_Are_Alyx: *cocks crossbow* Ruins are haunted
Rhynerd: I am too used to trying to find band names in things, because I just added “God & The Holy Pronouns” to one such list.
johnhelix: @Auntie_de_lluviel Oh I'm right there with you. Pickling stuff was last week.
Jensling: Usually Smokey is the weird guy watching people, he doesn't like being on the other side TPFufun
Auntie_de_lluviel: Holy days on calendars, ditto, leading to the "red letter day" being a memorable or special one.
OldManJohnsonMB: I loved the shit out of this game. Absolutely absorbed me for a couple weeks
princess_intell: i love how all the characters look like little paper dolls
princess_intell: they move like they have those little round hinge thingies
Juliamon: Hey, let's just completely ruin our relationship with this guy
PMAvers: "You know, I hear you do blood rituals. I want in. Blood for the blood god, brother."
princess_intell: choose C H A O S
Pteraspidomorphi: Juliamon: It's not great to begin with
princess_intell: did someone say "heretic"
lackingsanity: aedoc is for sure too old for this shit
OldManJohnsonMB: "Hello fellow Christian, i hear you are up to deeds the Inquisition would find very troubling. Anyway, can you tell me about this weird ritual reel I found in your house?"
princess_intell: yes, blackmail, my favorite
RandomTrivia: Did we just "if you catch my drift" directly into a blackmail threat?!
RandomTrivia: :D
NanoDelta: The splatter on rushed text is a nice touch
princess_intell: i do believe we did, yes
OldManJohnsonMB: Wouldn't it be funny if I blackmailed you too?!?
Gekyouryuu: "you think your employer is BATMAN, and you plan to blackmail him?"
PMAvers: "A month. Until I am satisfied."
princess_intell: "wouldn't it be hilarious if i got a bunch of money and then didn't tell people you weren't a satanist?"
Gekyouryuu: one of the Nolan movies
RandomTrivia: Heh, one of Morgan Freeman's lines
OldManJohnsonMB: "nice robe you have there. I think I should be the prior from now on"
GapFiller: its from Dark Knight
Brozard: @Gekyouryuu Good luck!
QuixoticScrivener: getting CK3 vibes, maybe not blackmail the murderer?
GapFiller: the guy who has to go into witness protection
RandomTrivia: "You think your employer, my client, is secretly a vigilante who goes around beating up evildoers by night - and your plan is to *blackmail* this person? ... Good luck..."
Heckhoundbolt: Was that typo marks under on of his words
GapFiller: leading to Bruce Wayne wrecking the Lambo
Juliamon: He's so stressed he's typoing
Mollylele: opening line on tinder
princess_intell: @Heckhoundbolt it's a link to the in-game glossary
Auntie_de_lluviel: (Sad my phone screen does not allow me to read this)
TehAmelie: if Crusader Kings looked and played like this i'd be into it
OldManJohnsonMB: "As two brothers in Christ" is a good way to make a point clear
OldManJohnsonMB: "As two brothers in Christ, I recommend you stop talking to me about this before bad things happen"
Driosenth: Who's the Abbot and Costello?
GhostValv: D:
Pteraspidomorphi: *gnashes teeth* bless you master mahler
princess_intell: what happens if we die?
TehAmelie: that was the least sincere "bless you" since modern evangelists
princess_intell: on par with southern "bless your heart"
princess_intell: which is how polite women say "fuck you forever"
jessieimproved: Bless your heart can mean a lot of different things based on tone
goatprince: 'bless your heart, so you can fall in a hole and die in good christian standing'
Sethalidos: yeah it's Southern for fuck you
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
jessieimproved: Source: am quite southern. The most raw meaning is "I can't even"
Driosenth: Southern equivalent for "Bless your heart"
InquisitorGaia: Whenever i say bless your heart i mean wow youre a dumb mfer
princess_intell: people say the same about southern people
NanoDelta: Only polite because it's the fastest way to end the interaction
Rhynerd: Twice this stream I’ve been reminded of how my mother’s workplace says “You’re so Pretty!” when somebody says/does something very dumb
Plasterboard: Needs a more indignant overtone for us to get the hint
They_Are_Alyx: Secret tunnel!
GhostValv: :O
satyropodobny: This is how you get a town with a dark secret, and the secret is usually a corpse
Auntie_de_lluviel: @inquisitorgaia I'm in accord
TehAmelie: "excuse me" translation: "Hanzo main"
MrSwissLion: THROUGH THE ABBEY
princess_intell: the secret is always corpses. plural.
Gekyouryuu: people will joke about me being Canadian because I'm polite and say "sorry" a lot, but they clearly don't know REAL Canadian manners if they think that
goatprince: there's a cellar cat
goatprince: if you want to pet it
princess_intell: i suddenly want to re-watch secret of kells
Juliamon: let's just blackmail *everyone*
biestyoy: with those mutton chops he deserves some clemency
NanoDelta: When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like blackmail
MrSwissLion: do you want to get in the cellar or not?
satyropodobny: Look how they massacred that beautiful slavic name
Juliamon: Got a good source of lambskins, do you?
Furbly: Oh, I now know why it always made me uncomfortable when I would here a southern person (or impersonator thereof) say that "Well bless your heart" line... Intuition I guess...
PMAvers: I assume if you blackmail literally everyone you get a stabbing scene ala Caesar. Just everyone lining up to take a stab in a row.
TehAmelie: that fishy is getting so de-scaled
princess_intell: i'm playing arena rn, and i think i'm about to get pummeled into the dirt
serramarkov: Hot or cold?
Gekyouryuu: death by snu snu or tending the gardens, either way you deal with many hoes
Pteraspidomorphi: Gernot never blesses us
LadyLockwood92: Seems plausible.
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LadyLockwood92: I meant the candle stand...not the turnip. Just to clarify.
Rhynerd: I think Abbot Green already revealed it couldn’t have been the candlestick.
Gekyouryuu: he was Beet-en upside the head
biestyoy: didnt pet???
Heckhoundbolt: Pet it
BlackIsis: wow. just walked right by
RandomTrivia: Cam, you monster
princess_intell: welp i died a horrible death
TehAmelie: if i was killed with a turnip i'd haunt their ass forever
Heckhoundbolt: We see how it is
Pteraspidomorphi: ehhh
Gekyouryuu: maybe WE'RE the killer, and did it in our sleep!
biestyoy: its more about the community where the murder happened than the murder mystery itself imo
biestyoy: which is fun
biestyoy: :D
Pteraspidomorphi: I think I have a good theory about the killer, but I haven't played far enough to know anything yet
TheThirdTail: sebhat, i believe?
goatprince: the cats?
Auntie_de_lluviel: Abbwy
TehAmelie: it's totally for Kate Beaton
Auntie_de_lluviel: Abbey cats?, that is. I am this nerd.
Pteraspidomorphi: Definitely for me. Thanks... Obsidian, I think?
RandomTrivia: It's always nice when a videogame is laser-targeted directly to you
BlackIsis: Yep.
Auntie_de_lluviel: A Brother Cadfael mystrry
lochnessseammonster: poignant
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Auntie_de_lluviel: Thank you
TehAmelie: it's serious business, but also much less depressing than any medieval-style setting i know
serramarkov: Be well, I enjoyed this!
gnomedeplume572: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
lochnessseammonster: thanks cam lrrSHINE
GhostValv: benginO7
xantos69: Oh no! What happened to the Lets Nope squad?
GapFiller: xantos69 stuff
GapFiller: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [3h ago] @loadingreadyrun> On today's Talking Simulator, Cameron continues to make it through another day at the scriptorium in Pentiment! | http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FmtFxZUagAAsRo6.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1615461616224702464
GhostValv: bad allergic reaction
laundreydhull: Kaldheim went live
laundreydhull: again
laundreydhull: there's an open soon
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kaldheim quick drafts, still BRO as most recent set.
RandomTrivia: Oooooh
RandomTrivia: Something something exotic woods joke goes here
PMAvers: Oh, I see James actually updated the schedule for next week, something called Rocket Bot Royale on Talking Sim next week?
GapFiller: LRL HYPE
RandomTrivia: [Something happens]
gualdhar: LRL already? damn
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
Juliamon: LRL is a bit early because of the PPR taking over the last week of the month
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cameron! lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TehAmelie: thanks for streaming! i'll have to play this myself now
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
serramarkov: lrrSHINE
RAICx: Thanks for the stream, Cam!
Auntie_de_lluviel: Be well, Cam, all!
Auntie_de_lluviel: @tehamelie I'm going to look for this title
TehAmelie: it's 20 bucks on Steam
Auntie_de_lluviel: @tehamelie GTK; thanks!
TehAmelie: i got my disability check just at this moment. what a great time to invest
Auntie_de_lluviel: @tehamelie Woo yay :>; I have my first disability employnent appointment next week - I have no idea if they can accommodate but here's hoping
TehAmelie: good luck :3
Auntie_de_lluviel: <3
DeM0nFiRe: Good luck
Auntie_de_lluviel: Thanks!