7gorobei: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is playing shooty mans with friends. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (6m from now).
Juliamon: lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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CanPlayGames: This isn’t killteam?
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Juliamon: CanPlayGames No, it's not
CanPlayGames: lrrAWW
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James is live with his totally real friend(s) playing Escape from Trakov. It's time once again for, | Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... One More? | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1615876253718056960
Darleysam: I mean, James can be seen as a team, and killing is likely going to happen
Juliamon: ~lasttweet kill team
LoadingReadyRun: It isn't, sorry. Ben needed the evening off unfortunately. We'll make it happen next month
LRRTwitter: [21d ago] @loadingreadyrun> Time for Kill Team on AFK! Tonight @BengineeringTV and @ihorner battle the Death Guard vs Grey Knights! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlG1rewaUAAkz-Q.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1608266973464645633
Juliamon: that's not the one
jessieimproved: pew pew shooty mans
Juliamon: ~lasttweet warham
Darleysam: lrrHEART for the LRR crew
LRRTwitter: juliamon: No match found in the last 64 tweets :-(
LoadingReadyRun: ~lasttweek afk
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is playing shooty mans with friends. Game: Escape from Tarkov) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
DoodlestheGreat: Ben's not feeling so hot, according to his Twitter. Hope he gets better soon.
Juliamon: Time to look up the tweet manually
TheAinMAP: Spot on lrrHORN
CanPlayGames: Well I hope Ben feels better soon.
spinebustertee: Ben has an unfortunate allergy situation and does not wish to be perceived, and that is fair
Juliamon: Actually James... I think you *didn't* tweet about that change, it was only in the discord
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
LoadingReadyRun: I sure didn't, but meant to this morning :(
CanPlayGames: I think James stopped using twitter
LoadingReadyRun: My b
GhostValv: elfunkPopcorn
LoadingReadyRun: I stopped using my Twitter. I still use LRR's
Nigouki: You have to catch James' home stream to get the real deep info on scheduling changes :P
gualdhar: oh hey, a James stream! can I request my album now?
JadedCynic: Good choice, James - your blood pressure will thank you
Nigouki: That album is 1 hour of silence interrupted at random intervals by grenade sounds
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @gualdhar You'll have to wait for Sarah to open them. She might be here.
Sarah_Serinde: @gualdhar Look requests were open for like 50 minutes today, clearly you didn't want it enough Kappa
Spades_Slicc: @Nigouki Did 4:33 get updated?
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW elfunkScav
GhostValv: D:
Sarah_Serinde: Good ol' double audio
PharaohBender27 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 51 months, currently on a 51 month streak!
PharaohBender27: Will James finally escape Tarkov!? Find out on tonight's episode! (Spoilers: He won't)
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JadedCynic: echo?
SocraticMethod: DOuble audio
TheWriterAleph: hello hello echo echo
underhill33: oh god
Boon_33: echo doot
Sarah_Serinde: (This scene is fine)
Juliamon: Classic double audio intro
TheAinMAP: Hello.
gualdhar: @sarah_serinde I didn't have points then! I have plenty now!
DeM0nFiRe: uhhhhhhhhhh
JadedCynic: it was only that last intro, yeah
kaziel0: Hello
Spades_Slicc: double audio = double the entertainment
Sarah_Serinde: Same as usual with the intro scene in your home stream having 2 audio sources?
DaxStrife: It's nice knowing there are other people in the world who can do that besides me.
Sarah_Serinde: *home setup, not stream
DeM0nFiRe: I think it's only fair for you to play tarkov without a keyboard so the people get what they came for Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
PharaohBender27: No worries. Just hope everyone is doing well lrrSHINE
JadedCynic: (gotta remember to subtly inhale before starting that; it'll give you more sustain <3 )
kaziel0: Even talked about it on your personal stream at home!
Sarah_Serinde: If you're ever wondering about something check there first, it often (but not always) has the answer
TheWriterAleph: oh no D:
JadedCynic: ah, best wishes to Ben and his recovery! lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Ben wants some time off-camera for a while and that's very fair
Juliamon: actually, WAS it the intro, or was it the notifier?
Sarah_Serinde: I do not remember
Aarek: elfunkHeart
Raincoast_Bear: Ok then. It's your chance to study up on the Kill Team Rules.
kusinohki: Everdell next week. should be fun!
Juliamon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
Juliamon: Notifier audio test
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kaziel0: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
MrQBear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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PharaohBender27: @Raincoast_Bear Right! This could be his chance!
fiftymcnasty: James has freinds?
VonShnigglewitz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
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Juliamon: I didn't hear those at all
Anexmedia: @fiftymcnasty coworkers, mostly
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I heard them, but they weren't doubled
Raincoast_Bear: Funko should be available - he had reserved this evening to watch you play Kill Team.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I heard the notifier
Spades_Slicc: Maybe it's 6/5
SocraticMethod: Serge is bit quiet compared to other friends
kaziel0: 6/5! So good you're better than perfect!
Juliamon: ahh good good
TheWriterAleph: that old 6-point scale
Sarah_Serinde: Raincoast_Bear James knows, and he told Funko about the change first
Juliamon: my hearing could be a bit impeded today
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
BusTed: I definitely have that ability, yes.
Juliamon: may even have to go vid-only at some point
Darleysam: ah, the new improv gambit: yes
MWGNZ: elfunkSup elfunkPopcorn
kaziel0: Those heads!
BusTed: Haha.
circusofkirkus: I hate those masks
Anexmedia: There are multiple of them
princess_intell: y'all look like you're about to go purge
Critterbot: Those... sure are some masks.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, that is weird
Anexmedia: Still isn't as goo as the Flesh mask
TheThromborax: foortkov
CanadianDaz: WOOT Tarkov time
Anexmedia: that's my favorite part of this game, "Oh right..my butt!"
spo8n subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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Ryxiene: Definitely want you to be able to enjoy your meal, either way xD
Frogasaurus90 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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princess_intell: fees??? for what?
SocraticMethod: @princess_intell Broker fees to put item on market.
princess_intell: huh.
Juliamon: It's realistic for there to be fees to use a public marketplace
princess_intell: fair
Juliamon: (just ask my mom about ebay's fees... or don't, just don't)
SocraticMethod: It's also a currency sink, which controls the ingame inflation
SocraticMethod: And impedes market manipulation
ShaneLeeAtk: Is this where I come for the shooty mans?
BlackIsis: the man shoots
SocraticMethod: @ShaneLeeAtk No, virtual economics 101
SocraticMethod: And some inventory tetris between, as a treat
ShaneLeeAtk: @ShaneLeeAtk NEVER! You can't make me relive that nightmare.....
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
PharaohBender27: Just the 278 of us . . .
ritchards: Do you guys still so that Sheriff run?
Anexmedia: mandatory hour of tetris at the start of the stream time
Anexmedia: anything to craft in intel?
xantos69: So would you level up faster if you just went in and killed everything? Or is looting and focusing on quests better for leveling?
Mazrae: how is everyone doing this evening
SocraticMethod: @xantos69 Quests > Kills > Looting. For exp and also effort.
Anexmedia: Worst case they vendor andthe cost of the phone is probably less than 3 of those
Anexmedia: I don't remember what the drives barter for now
Anexmedia: Hermit's low hanging fruit
MWGNZ: elfunk10k elfunk10k
Anexmedia: i'm pretty sure Funko needs rogue kills anyway
MWGNZ: also get 3 of your 4 bottles of peroxide back
Lobo_Apache: I can't even find a single syringe, so I wish you luck!
Anexmedia: FOB for days
SergeYager: james come back
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He avenged Funko, at least.
Lobo_Apache: I need to hit up the houses on Lighthouse and the FOB then hope I find a syringe.
epsilon_vee: as chariots of fire played in the background
JadedCynic: Congrats, Joe!
princess_intell: odd question: who all is playing besides james and serge?
princess_intell: don't quite recognize the voices
SocraticMethod: !tarkov
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at twitch.tv/el_funko
princess_intell: oh neat
Juliamon: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
BrowneePoints: Did you Escape yet?
Anexmedia: Pineapple juice has cost me this quest so many times
SocraticMethod: I would have expected for energy drinks to _debuff_ mag drills.
Spanked42: Ahh, I'm 30 minutes late as usual :( I should pay attention to time more often.
Juliamon: Spanked42 It's OK, you've missed very little (James died in a scav run to start it off)
SocraticMethod: lrrwow
Spanked42: @Juliamon As is tradition
SocraticMethod: lrrWOW lrrWOW
fiftymcnasty: why is Serge wearing trash?
Spanked42: I got asked 'are you a scav' in a scav run with 10 minutes left and immediately shot by another scav player. No chance to answer lol
Anexmedia: Well now you know to shoot first
Spanked42: No. I don't wanna lose my scav rep I've worked hard to get to 1.5 lol
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
AdmiralMemo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months, currently on a 108 month streak!
AdmiralMemo: A One More sub alert? Awesome!
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Anexmedia: "Oh no he just fell over.."
Cunobelenos: Reminiscent of Serge’s “first time?” Blam.
Lobo_Apache: I've 100% accidentally shot a scav thinking they were a PMC the just accepted my fate
JarofGoats subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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AdmiralMemo: That's almost 2 years! Kappa
MrGibberish: Hey friends, who’s playing today?
Sarah_Serinde: !tarkovsquad
LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
princess_intell: so if you're farming for FOBs, is it a scene or a GD armsrace?
AdmiralMemo: ?codefall 3
AdmiralMemo: Ah, I assume Pump is down
SerGarretCameron: get better island wires.
MWGNZ: solutiion is every move to island
BlackIsis: coast to coast in the US is about 120 ms
steelfox13: The most keeps out the Moose so is it worth it?
MWGNZ: or rich enough to buy funko canadian citizenship
JadedCynic: Nikita - how's those private servers coming? Kappa
Alas_Babylon: recreate that one picture where one of the guys is in basically a duct-tape hammock attached to the ceiling
Alas_Babylon: real LAN hours right there
AdmiralMemo: I mean, yeah, but I think the heat will melt the fiber into just liquid, Serge
SocraticMethod: Does Canada still subsidize ISPs? There was an article of someone creating new ISP just to get fiber for his home. Was surprisingly cheap.
NotCainNorAbel: A cable going straight from 'house to house' would be ~49-50ms
crashofbeat: i know serge, but who are the other voices?
sugarsh0t: ugh internet is SO expensive in canada
Meltalar: That sounds actually cool. A week of Funko, live in Studio. With warhammer and tarkov and skits
mercano82: I was just Googling, and found an article titled, “Here’s why Google is installing an undersea cable from Vancouver Island to Japan”, so improvements may be on the way.
korvys: No, Dreamworld is in QLD, funko
sugarsh0t: i'm paying well over $100 a month
SocraticMethod: ISP subsidies do often disappear before consumers. Just ask USA Kappa
Xed_Regulus: The phone companies in Canada have the biggest lobbist network in Ottawa. They are all crooks.
TwitchTVsFrank: @sugarsh0t what speed?
AdmiralMemo: I say y'all Aussies should get a line to South Korea. It's closer than the US and they have faster Internet anyway.
PharaohBender27: 120 gigs!?!? sparkl171Shocked
princess_intell: hi julie
sugarsh0t: @TwitchTVsFrank uhhh I cannot remember for the life of me but it's good enough to stream MMOs
sugarsh0t: that is my extremely technical benchmark
BrowneePoints: I'm lucky that I only live a few hours from Chicago
BrowneePoints: and Chicago is where a bunch of servers for games are hosted so /shrug
princess_intell: so tarkov ISN'T a scene, it's a gd arms race
MrGibberish: @princess_intell Thanks for the memories
princess_intell: thank you for liking my extremely tortured jokw
JeremyDevoid: professor joekim needs another timmy
CanadianDaz: Question for everyone who plays Tarkov. Is the standard enough or should I look at getting one of the more expensive packs?
Agu_Sakku: RIGGED! lol
CanadianDaz: RIGHT sorry I'll fix that
Anexmedia: So we've done the math, EoD saves about 60 hours worth of play time
Anexmedia: so it depends on how much of that you want to offset with a one time purchase
CanadianDaz: I was getting spam so I changed it
JadedCynic: whew! got things sorted out :lrrH
SocraticMethod: @CanadianDaz Standard is good for trying it out. Usually people go standard for 1 wipe, then upgrade to EoD if they want to continue
MWGNZ: the game also looks a lot better when not viewed through twitch compression
JadedCynic: yay for finding quest items!
SocraticMethod: Biggest boost from EoD is QoL upgrades from extra stash space and vendor rep boost.
PharaohBender27: katesRip
JadedCynic: oof
MWGNZ: elfunkSad
ritchards: Dammit James, you were the chosen one! ... well, one of them anyway
Wicker_Guide: F
stizzet: hi friends
Agu_Sakku: one......of MANY!
gualdhar: can we make a bet whether James can extract before they're forced to play "Protect the PM"?
Wicker_Guide: james is dead
sugarsh0t: sometimes i can still hear him streaming
gualdhar: @Wicker_Guide I meant extract successfully at all this stream
Wicker_Guide: lrrSPOOP @sugarsh0t
Wicker_Guide: fair lol
stizzet: nice goggles
gualdhar: ooh yeah that goggles look is sexy
PharaohBender27: :D
BlackIsis: ooof
manfred909: Lol
gualdhar: wrong, they protect your eyes from snow when skiing
stizzet: James always about style over function
Lobo_Apache: They might save you if Funko decides to flashbang you again
CanadianDaz: classic
manfred909: That’s an old meme but it checks out
Boon_33: Karen didn't use her safety googles....
Boon_33: now she doesn't need them
Wicker_Guide: but is she using ear protection
Cunobelenos: @boon_33 I loved those FisherSci posters
Alas_Babylon: They're good boxes, Bront
Wicker_Guide: 14/10 box
stizzet: 5 stars on yip? (Tarkov Yelp)
fiftymcnasty: You have scav house
BrowneePoints: House Have You Sav
MWGNZ: "i have most of my limbs" sure is a sentance
Wicker_Guide: Ah, a dead body. Clearly this place is safe playfr3Froyo
stizzet: @mwgnz lol right? someone should start a list of out of context Tarkov quotes
chrono2x subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months!
chrono2x: I was saving this for MoC since Minecraft on VGVJ (for the original sub wall) was my first sub, but since no MoC, you get it here.
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TheAinMAP: HahaTurtledove
Spanked42: yeah, cancel serge
Vanbael: clocks != birds
TheWooglie: cuckoo clock?
Spanked42: What'd you call me
MWGNZ: elfunkSickest
Wicker_Guide: does anyone know what B.S. i supposed to stand for in this game?
Lobo_Apache: "Friend" Then dies
Cunobelenos: sergeHubris
Bearudite: @Wicker_Guide Broneboynyy Serdechnik - "Armor-piercing Core"
TwitchTVsFrank: and shot in 3.. 2.. 1...
fiftymcnasty: Those Junk Box names
Mazrae: sooo, James is this going to be a long stream
fiftymcnasty: Where is Mr Roper?
Inkymouse: Serge a year is not 100 months
iarethel0ser: 100 months is a metric year.
SnackPak_: it's a metric year
Inkymouse: *nods* obviously
Phailhammer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months!
Phailhammer: A metric year plus a traditional year. Truly, an auspicious number.
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Wicker_Guide: 120 months is an imperial year
MWGNZ: the big air filter
Wicker_Guide: something something proprietary connectors
Lobo_Apache: Two muzzles means two bullets right? means two chances to miss
gualdhar: wait, are otters hung?
princess_intell: I have discovered Klondike bars in my freezer
Agu_Sakku: I would kill my hole team...
Spades_Slicc: @gualdhar You can hang anything with enough rope
princess_intell: "would you do it for a dilly bar?"
princess_intell: these are no ordinary Klondike bars, these are heath Klondike bars
Alas_Babylon: @gualdhar I mean, they can be, just depends on your specific definition
princess_intell: ice cream might be my favorite food
Lobo_Apache: so what i'm hearing is Pscav Streets night time
Lord_Hosk: If you kill serge... he wont get a run through
princess_intell: have they escaped yet
Lord_Hosk: They escape, but it keeps dragging them back in
TehAmelie: does anyone truly escape Tarkov?
Lord_Hosk: Joe is escaping right now
TehAmelie: seems like a Hotel California situation
SnackPak_: Joe made it out
Dandinstorm12: hey chat
TehAmelie: did he uninstall it?
Bearudite: the moves like Jaeger
ritchards: why not factory?
JokerBoney: @ritchards because factory's light and map works different
JokerBoney: so it is "cheating" the intent of the issue
CanadianDaz: shoot people in the dark with no NVG sounds like hell
JokerBoney: mission*
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
iarethel0ser: One in the chamber. It's all he needs.
Lobo_Apache: Just top load for days Serge!
shurtal: Serge is gonna come back with a copy of Vogue shoved in the chamger
shurtal: chamber
Dandinstorm12: uh
BrowneePoints: Uh, the ammo goes in the tooty end of the Rooty part
BrowneePoints: and once it's all rooty tootied, you can point and shooty
SocraticMethod: The fact that you can topload ARs in game is definition if "You though of whether you can but not whether you should"
goombalax: time diff
Mazrae: about how long are wipes
JoeKim: 100% for me too
Lobo_Apache: @Mazrae 6 months ish
Lord_Hosk: I was watching a guy stream who brought the wrong magazine in,(I forget the type) so he would unload the 3 mags he brought in with him, and repack the one in the gun every time he fired a couple rounds.
Dandinstorm12: James "office kills" Turner
Wicker_Guide: @Lord_Hosk that sounds like the kind of thing you'd hear about as a "no s**t story" from a former merc. Which, to be fair, is probably exactly the kind of story this game is going for
Martin_FcG subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
Martin_FcG: Loot Loot.
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Lord_Hosk: It was the right ammo type for his AK, but the mags didn't fit
Mazrae: how is everyone doing
Spades_Slicc: so tired
TehAmelie: i'm writing, in a way
TehAmelie: a way that uses photoshop
TehAmelie: hi again
Wicker_Guide: uh oh
ritchards subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months!
ritchards: Yippie-Kill-Yay!
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TheAinMAP: katesAir
Lord_Hosk: My game is fine
Gormlessben subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 77 months!
Gormlessben: Seven and seven makes seventy seven!
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Lord_Hosk: but im playing oxygen not included
Mazrae: okay who broke the game
TehAmelie: a little rollback eh
CanadianDaz: just rolled it all back
brainbosh: Nothing happened. *Nothing happened.*
Lord_Hosk: Guess he is stuck getting the gun back
Mazrae: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Lobo_Apache: I've had this happen before and what happened was then when I loaded into the next raid everything suddenly appeared in my inventory
TehAmelie: they call him ol Eagle Eyes Yager
Nuurgle: James addicted to syringes now
KeytarCat: How goes the RE4 inventory sim going?
Lord_Hosk: Is anyone else hearing a background fuzz?
KevlarGiraffe: yes
KeytarCat: @Lord_Hosk I am, but I'm also listening to Horse Lords, so eh?
TehAmelie: ooh, that's nicer
KeytarCat: and it's clean again!
Lord_Hosk: I was checking all my tabs and programs for what was open
Wicker_Guide: wait, isn't G-Money Graham from QWRPLine?
Mazrae: for some reason thought gmoney could of been graham but hes g-star
TehAmelie: Graham's character is called Graham, but he does enjoy his nicknames
Mazrae: can the guns get jammed in game?
Raincoast_Bear: klondike bar
Lord_Hosk: Mazrae yes
matthaus_c: 7 heart golf club every time
Raincoast_Bear: Klondike bar
SnackPak_: wow
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: I just finally actaully beat KH a few days ago
letfireraindown: How many things in arms reach for me? Dice, DBus Coin, Batteries, Pill Bottles
Lord_Hosk: If Funko were to ever play that game, I would guess. A new Jedi Order pin from Disneyland with 2 pin backs inside of a black box.
CanadianDaz: lol I have retro games on my desk too
Mazrae: James i know what you are going to hold next.... a thing
matthaus_c: Thing 1 or Thing 2 though
KeytarCat: @CanadianDaz oh yeah, ps2 is retro now...
matthaus_c: 7 heart golf club
Lobo_Apache: A mouse
Juliamon: a cookie
Nigouki: Your other hand
Molladia: A Lego Minifig
lemmel: 56 balloons
betweenmyself: Three blueberries
SnackPak_: kingdom hearts 3
Scarbble: a watch
Lord_Hosk: The monitor, you are holding us
CanPlayGames: Keyboard
Boon_33: mouse
Two_Hats: mini creeper?
mambearz: A drink?
Jobot180: Empty tape dispenser
groulux: 5 iron
Vanbael: A sandwedge
Raincoast_Bear: Something NSFW
spo8n: teeth
7gorobei: creeper fig
CanadianDaz: Cards
TherapyforNarwhals: LRR mug you can get at Store.loadingreadyrun.com
TehAmelie: a mic wire
Mazrae: mtg card
Wicker_Guide: a signed copy of the Desert Bus 2021 documentary
Wicker_Guide: oh
matthaus_c: $1 close, not $100 close
matthaus_c: oofa
duskcheetah: open pack of domi... ugh, too late with my guess.
matthaus_c: sweet pull
Scarbble: nice
stizzet: I pulled a full art Urza! I was so excited
CanadianDaz: @CanadianDaz Sadly yes as we're on ps5 now. makes me feel old
Mazrae: i submit this guess for all future guesses with.... something near you
Molladia: do games normally take this long, or is this an anomaly?
matthaus_c: no, Anomaly is a STALKER mod :p
Electrodyne: Testive Endurance? I don't think "Testive" is a word. Should it be Testicular?
Mazrae: what when is the thing that you are holding will be your dog
matthaus_c: lucky number 7 minutes
Molladia: Whats the shirt today? Roadquest?
brainbosh: the best way to make the game match is to get up to use the bathroom.
Electrodyne subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
Electrodyne: How many roads must a man walk down?
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erloas: the answer is 42
Mazrae: is top_g and gmoney just different Graham alt accounts lol
KeytarCat: "What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?"
Gascitygaming: i'll bite 54
KeytarCat: In base 10, sure
KeytarCat: In base 13? 42
Raincoast_Bear: Graham "The Scav King" Stark.
TehAmelie: i don't know if it was a bad translation or a very good one, but the Hitchhiker's Guide i read posited the ultimate question was "what is 7x9". which, you know, is correct except for the 6 being upside down
matthaus_c: it was Graham the first time, but he was just teaching Penelope
Daisyg1313: I have a miniature Henry hoover. It’s great.
Daisyg1313: 😂😂
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie 🤯
drcthulu: the rubber on the side on that mouse is really easy to come off
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TehAmelie: the Earth was only one cpu cycle away from completing the computation, after all
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beckstromsavestheday: LRR rules? Yes. yes they do
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Mazrae: im trying to get a new gaming mouse i had a logitech one that i liked but i dont know where it went
Juliamon: Logitech gave me such shit trying to return a friggin $20 trackball mouse, first by denying it existed and then saying it was discontinued
Juliamon: like dude, it can't be both, pick a lie
Lord_Hosk: Tangentially related, the Gamers Nexus video from a couple days ago was a indepth look at EVGA, and they showed their RMA department, they take the video cards apart down to the components, test each one and use the good ones to build all new cards. It was amazing.
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Barb4rian: watched it today. It was cool and well worth the watch!
matthaus_c: alex would howl at that name
TSSaloic: Sad that EVGA isn't interested in making AMD cards now that they're done with Nvidia.
SocraticMethod: McNukes for everybody!
Bearudite: give us nuke power plants
mambearz: It’s a Tim Poole meme about nukes
matthaus_c: oh. well now it's ruined
mambearz: Yup
Lord_Hosk: My late night mondays are like that a lot of the time.
Molladia: Oh thats easy to see, but admittedly I only follow LRR personnel.
spo8n: what if someone is cursed?
Bearudite: what if chat is cursed
Lobo_Apache: It is cursed, I'm here.
Boon_33: cowboy hats?
CanadianDaz: This is cursed, that is cursed.
WitchyTQ: only following LRR people? gross. disgusting. stinky people.
Lysander_salamander: Hello, everyone!
Molladia: Oh @WitchyTQ sorry, i follow you too.
WitchyTQ: I repeat. Gross. Disgusting. Stinky people.
JadedCynic: @WitchyTQ *sniffs self* Yeah, I shoulda had a shower today...
laundreydhull: @witchytq oh, that's me. potentially...
WitchyTQ: see, chat stinky
Molladia: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
JadedCynic: I guess that's just your noseplugs to wear, TQ B)
gualdhar: TQ coincidentally in chat atm
laundreydhull: But am returning from an interview thing so at the moment I don't *feel* conspicuous to odors...??
WitchyTQ: i too am stinky
WitchyTQ: my whole house is full of animals, how could i not be stinky just a little
WitchyTQ: i texted you james
laundreydhull: as long as you do smell things.
betweenmyself: riffHurrHurr Icecream bunny?
JadedCynic: I mean, you're on the West Coast - there's still enough time for you to salvage the day; here it's Thursday in...13minutes, and if I were to rush a shower, I'd miss part of the LRR stream and James would be disappointed in me
WitchyTQ: my bunny, the perfect baby
Juliamon: Your gameplay is important to us! Please stay on the line.
Lobo_Apache: Quality of life? This is tarkov, life isn't worth much sadly
xantos69: They appear to run on some form of electricity.
Nigouki: you get served
spo8n: warning: incoming game
MrGibberish: @juliamon Please don’t. I was on hold with insurance for 3 hours today.
Juliamon: MrGibberish My condolences.
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JadedCynic: Load, Start, Die "Okay, one more!"... Load, start, die...load, start, die...
MrGibberish: @molladia Shiver
JadedCynic: whereas Tarkov is Llllllllllloooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddd, start, die, ........................... Lllllll etc.
MrGibberish: Must have missed that this year
JadedCynic: to be fair, the devs DO slow down the rate at which you lose your stuff; instead of emptying your stash in one afternoon, it takes several days of constant losses to lose ALL your gear
SocraticMethod: Raged against the system, raged against the machine, but mostly just raged.
WitchyTQ: this is why y'all need a girl in chat at all times
JadedCynic: I haven't had an attack of gout in years, thankfully, after I stopped working in a kitchen on my feet all day long
JadedCynic: y'ever seen an microscope pic of urea crystals? they're like tiny needles *shudders*
MWGNZ: @JadedCynic tqsKnife
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:29:11.
crazy_coug91: have you guys heard from Adam? His last message has me worried a little bit
MWGNZ: elfunkPopcorn elfunkSickest
WitchyTQ: @crazy_coug91 personal stuff like that isn't probably good to talk about here, but yes Adam has been seen.
MrQBear: FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: elfunkSickest
gualdhar: the flashlight disrespect
Lord_Hosk: One more? thats the name of the show!
crazy_coug91: @witchytq thanks, I just wasn't sure
WitchyTQ: @crazy_coug91 <3
MWGNZ: perfect comms this run
JadedCynic: SIGH
Mazrae: Serge are you okay?
JeremyDevoid: who knew getting shot in the game could give serge a concussion irl
Kazman20a: Serge has Snerge showed up
ritchards: !tarkov
LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at twitch.tv/el_funko
WitchyTQ: yaaay I get my husband back!
WitchyTQ: bye suckers
Lord_Hosk: 46 FMJ?
goombalax: heaaat of the mooment
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MaelstronSolenor: uhhhhh one more?!
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El_Funko: wow servers are all goofed up
Kazman20a: server forgot
El_Funko: I usually get that when I build guns, it errors and rolls back
Lord_Hosk: Uhhhhh None more?
apotheosis61: I heard this is the game about shooting people in the legs? is that going well?
Juliamon: It is when we can get to the game
Mazrae: whelp
CanadianDaz: I think the game says no
DeM0nFiRe: game said uhhhhhhhh no more
Mazrae: maybe the game is just tired?
CanPlayGames: Serge you can't just ask why someones arms are white
dumbo3k: Wearing that Scav Chic
El_Funko: James has got a long night of studying Kill Team meta strategies ahead of him
Lord_Hosk: If James' previous 1v1 in person competition has taught me anything, its that he will spend 0 time preparing, or thinking about the battle before hand, then show up and have to drink coffee.
gualdhar: @El_Funko is this make-up for the study he should have done before today?
Molladia: Oh I forgot to say Happy Birthday @WitchyTQ
goombalax: whats the theme of the deck?
WitchyTQ: thank you <3
El_Funko: great seaside spawn
JoeKim: light house PogChamp
El_Funko: There's a PMC spawn right ahead near the building too
JoeKim: is this the last raid?
dumbo3k: Unless they die quick
JoeKim: or northern checkpoint from there
JoeKim: just go along the beach
JoeKim: unless someone's a bear
CaptainSask: Alright, Tarkov name check, anyone named '6ixPaths' in here?
Lord_Hosk: Well Serge is the one who didnt have the quest
manfred909: afternoon folks. what the lads up to this raid?
goombalax: get lootz dont die
Juliamon: Struggling with connecting tonight, manfred909
manfred909: no fun. the true Tarkov boss
Juliamon: a solid hour of the stream has been sitting in queue
manfred909: elfunkSad
TheAinMAP: katesRip
Juliamon: it has been, unfortunately, not a great one
ritchards: dang, you looked good
CanadianDaz: nice
Wicker_Guide: scraptory?
JadedCynic: @Juliamon 35% loading, 15% in a run, 50% inventory tetris (normally the loading & in a run percentages are swapped)
Molladia: Killcam would be nice
Mazrae: night all i have to get some sleep i have to get to work at 7 am tomorrow
El_Funko: I didn't have any of Dylan's stuff I took out, but I had lost the ammo I shot
Darleysam: so the stream's more "uhhhhhhhhh....... one?"
manfred909: shotgun sniper takes the rear
manfred909: elfunkSickest
Twilight_Spark: Coward!
Twilight_Spark: Kappa
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
frank_the_great: Cowards live
Nuurgle: cowards live to fight another day!
Boon_33: the better part of valor
El_Funko: I'm just happy the Asia ping for me seems good again
manfred909: ammo salad
Boon_33: killed an optomist
manfred909: thanks for streamin
CanadianDaz: pizza time
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you!!!
CanadianDaz: thanks for the stream
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
JadedCynic: tanx for the fun!
manfred909: Tarky
DoodlestheGreat: Take care, James!
manfred909: 11 till tummy hungry
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (17:58 from now).
El_Funko: bye friends
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Molladia: CHeckpoint this week?
ritchards: it's live, so something will happen??
Aarek: elfunkHeart lrrHEART